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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:14 PM
First!
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Peak Musk is imminent
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I'm going to have to repost this at the top of every channel, aren't I? Code of Conduct Supplemental Supplemental I am first. All others are second or subsequent. No-one needs to state this in any channel. Ever.
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"First!" is a super nono
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may have caused that rule
19:18
In the Garden of Eden Adam said First! and it's been downhill ever since
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:19 PM
It’s a meme Channel, there’s no better way to start it than a dead YT meme
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There's dank, and then there's mildewed.
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GTFO my lawn remembers it from ./ (edited)
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Usenet .
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:24 PM
Ah, First Ones are among us. I thought your kind had all left beyond the rim
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 7:24 PM
mailing lists.
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We hold on, and plot to return the internet to renew past glories....once it stops being September
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WHAT IS DEAD CAN NEVER DIE.
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I have heard legends that there is one here who stalked the halls of the Scary Devil Monastery
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Many years ago, but then I recovered. Mostly.
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There is a webcomic on webtoons called 'stack overflow'.
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I found that pretty #dank. (edited)
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It's true. Many earthquakes during the Great Leap Forward were caused by spontaneous happy dance outbreaks among obese Chinese peasants.
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Honestly I'm not sure how a habitat of four people (like Mars One) could sustain a market economy.
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Families usually don't operate on a market
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solved problem
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well, sort of. As the number of disasters we euphamistically call "families" attest
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It probably could. As I say, 'The market... Finds a way...'
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Sure they do, except in the case of children who tend to be serfs in effect.
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I mean, sure you probably could transition to a market once the habitats and population have expanded sufficiently to allow some wriggle room
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Hell, they'd better. A good recipe for a happy marriage, IMO, does not involve ignoring your promises to your spouse and not respecting their shit.
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And if you've got two people on a desert island and they don't steal from each other but instead, I don't know, swap fish for coconuts or even come to a voluntary agreement to pool all their fish and coconuts, you've got a functioning market economy right there.
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But the early colonists are likely to be shipped there to fulfill a specific job, you can’t leave that to chance.
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:41 PM
You’d probably still see it with minor things. Trading different food stuffs in rations, for example
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Contracts are part of a market economy, and one presumes that they have signed 'em.
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@MarcusAurelius Thus beginneth the Market
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At the very least it’s a locally planned economy.
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Like a company town
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:43 PM
Yeah, I’ve never disagreed that old style Marxist communism can work on small scales
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Especially when it’s a microcosm of a larger market economy
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With a sufficiently small N and sufficiently little requirements any system can work
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 7:44 PM
I've read posts you people would not believe. Flame wars in sci.math between Weemba and Maroney. I've watched political correctness being formed in soc.women. All these moments will be lost in time, as the archives decay. Time to log. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:44 PM
After all, it’s a lot easier to do the whole “everyone owns (basically) everything” when you’re still operating on the old human tribal scale
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Oh, Marxist communism would be an absolute disaster. Kibbutz-style communalism, that could work on a small scale, but if you try to run your colony infrastructure using LTV and central planning, everyone'll die gasping within a week.
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 7:47 PM
Point conceded on lack of knowledge of the shades of red
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What do you mean turning this random knob isn't just as valuable as turning the on switch of the oxygen recycler?
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Well, not likely to be that many luxury goods to compensate the more valuable colonists until you've built up the local industry or more regular shipping to Terra.
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Of course, the thing about kibbutzim and even good old-fashioned hippie communes is that most of them that don't go full cultist don't go the whole everything-is-everyone's route, but are basically voluntary resource-sharing and labor-pooling agreements. (Which makes 'em kind of like corporations, in a sense, but don't tell them that.)
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To my mind, that makes 'em part of the market economy, and even my most dogmatic libertist moments don't have a problem with them.
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Y'know, Kibbutzim and Marxism are kind of going in opposite directions. One is laying the groundwork for building a state, the other is breaking down the state.
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Yeah, but unless you're a Marxist-Primitivist, it also makes it pretty much impossible to break down the state.
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Markets can coordinate global supply chains, but hey, can't have any of those. Central planning can do it (incredibly badly, but so it goes), but that implies the existence of central planners.
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Yeah, I don't know what Karl was smoking to think that absolute dictators would ever voluntarily give up power.
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Without either of those... well, good luck assembling any kind of complex good or service. Given that even village blacksmiths in the dark ages depended on extensive supply chains, welp, I'm not even gonna speculate on just how far you'd have to regress before hitting sustainability.
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 8:02 PM
maybe (I don't really know much about the guy) he was an idealist who didn't expect people to try to put his first draft into service, in pretty much the opposite environment he was planning around?
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One of the odder Tumblr threads I've seen suggested forming an economic unit out of a polyamorous relationship group (polycule?) who were each specialized in a different craft.
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MarcusAurelius 02/25/2019 8:10 PM
Tumblr logic at its finest
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Aside: if polycule isn't a word already, it needs to be.
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A polycule refers collectively to all of the people who are in a relationship with one or more other members of the group. The term is a portmanteau of "polyamory" and "molecule".
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Marx, to my knowledge, never really worked out a coherent plan on how to implement his entire ideal process.
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And given the era he was writing in, his position on it requiring forceful struggle is somewhat understandable. He got to see the French put down a rebellion over a lot of the things he had written about. But he also didn't write off a peaceful slow transition either (A later speaking tour in the Netherlands had him commenting that he felt a peaceful changeover was possible in the US, Britian, and possibly the Netherlands, though he wasn't as farmilliar with their own government dynamic so he wasn't sure)
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And of course the revolutions happened in a couple countries with the most entrenched ruling classes of the modern world (edited)
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countries that weren't of the kind/makeup that Marx thought was conducive to his theories, either
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[also, obligatory "those who make peaceful revolution impossible make armed revolution inevitable" comment]
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 8:40 PM
Amusing idea for an alternate timeline: in the process of researching Capital, Marx discovers Subjective Marginalism, and kicks off the marginal revolution early. (edited)
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Yeah, Polycule is def a word.
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All the poly people I know use it.
20:51
Esp rationalist types.
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Enderminion 02/25/2019 8:52 PM
what is Subjective Marginalism?
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Subjective Value Theory + Marginalism
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Enderminion 02/25/2019 9:00 PM
which are?
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STV == Things don't have inherent value. They have value because entities want them, and the value is measured in how much they are willing to pay
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Marg == The cost / demand is measured at the margin. If it costs 50k to setup a factory, but production costs are .10/widget the price will be determined by the .10
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2019 9:11 PM
Urgh, so the combo of two not great things
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STV is all there is. LTV only approximates reality if you bolt enough epicycles on to make it a clunky bug ridden immitation of STV (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 9:12 PM
Taken together they are the foundation of modern economics. They explain a lot of previously mysterious things
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(the demand example of Marg, well both actually, is that you will pay a king's ransom for water if you are dying in a desert, but after the first few gallons your price will fall drasticly)
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2019 9:15 PM
Er. No, your factory's costs are ABSOLUTELY part of your cost and cannot be ignored
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if fact if a pipe bursts and your house is flooded you will pay someone to take the water away
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well duh the price doesn't start there
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 9:16 PM
Given STV + marginalism were independently discovered several times later in the 19th century, It seems reasonable that had Marx stumbled upon different books in the library, he could have thought of it too.
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Yeah, but in the long run capital costs amortize to zero.
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after your 100000000000th widget it costs you .10 to run off another one
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Doesn’t sound dissimilar to what I read in Wealth of Nations, a couple centuries before Marx
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2019 9:17 PM
And personally I hate the argument that the value is purely the price willing to pay, because a unit of food is more valuable to someone about to die of famine than a rich glutton, but the glutton can outbid
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Adam Smith got one thing very very wrong, which Marx then picked up: He held to Labor Theory of Value (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2019 9:17 PM
Value! = pure cost
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but all other theories of value are beset by the economic version of Plato's Cave. You never escape it no matter how hard you try
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Reality doesn’t change because you hate it, though. But anyway, as per recent posts, value to someone isn’t what you can pay for it, it’s what you’d be willing to exchange for it/exchange it for.
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incedentally this objection to STV is rooted directly in marginalism, so, uh, oopsie for the objector
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(And prices, of course, aren’t even that. They’re exchange-values, which are what you get when values in the form of bid/ask prices - which are based on values - meet each other and do the supply/demand dance.)
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True. Once someone has fully groked that they can safely use the shorthand, but most people don't. Expected insanity ensues
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So, would the Twilight Zone episode “The Rip Van Winkle Caper” be a good illustration of STV?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/25/2019 9:26 PM
The prior models of value were all objective...which left the puzzle of why people exchanged things at all. If this gourmet hot dog is worth the same as 10 dollars, why would I exchange the $10 for it? If the objective value of one is less than the other, then why would the person who is getting the "worse" end of the deal bother? (edited)
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of particular note was the Labor Theory of Value, which in its base form leads to the conclusion that digging a hole in a random location is just as valuable as digging it on top of a vein of iron. Cue epicycle of "socially necessary labor" (just smile and nod and they might not see the subjective behind the curtian)
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@john dougan(his grace/his grace) That might explain the goldbug commenting on the last Eldraeverse post.
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2019 10:41 PM
(I'm late responding, I know, but my gripe is that like many economic theories it ignores externalities for short term gain. Give the rich guy the food and the starving guy dies; now you've lost any investment the economy has made in him AND any future economic contributions, meaning the trade is overall a net loss instead of the market working properly)
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You see, the rich man who doesn’t set his prices low enough for the hungry to afford gets a brick through his skull when the famine outlasts the poor’s possessions.
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It might not be moral, but it’s what happens
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Morgrim Moon 02/26/2019 5:50 AM
I know it's what happens, but economic models don't account for that
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The problem with that is that a lot of poor people have to starve before the starving poor people can actually beat the rich dudes bodyguards in a fight
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 8:32 AM
And this is why so many people
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Resort to gommunism
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Enderminion 02/26/2019 8:44 AM
Economic models don't account for communist revolutions? who would of thought?
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MarcusAurelius 02/26/2019 8:57 AM
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@Morgrim Moon It's not the same thing, though. That you have externalities - i.e., aren't accounting for all of the values involved - is an orthogonal and subsequent issue to what value actually is . On the flip side, the STV is the only one that can explain why food is worth more to the hungry...
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 10:56 AM
'the logical fallacy behind a lot of libertarianism is that they think they can find a solution that won't leave some faction desperately unhappy' -paraphrasing Ken Burnside (edited)
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You know, he is right, it's just that I think wannabe tyrants can all get bent :p
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So this isn't such a big problem
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"Satisfying values is a hard problem, so let's not bother trying!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 10:57 AM
He also thinks government acts as a remove on that animus
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Also a paraphrase but pretty close to the original wording I think
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Which, like -- Ken, I know you're busy looking at city planning councils to get inspiration for the 3-gen rule, but have you paid any attention at all to US politics in the last five years
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sigh
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I do believe it omits one particular obvious feedback cycle: Inasmuch as politics is the means to coerce people, it's inherently threatening . City planning councils wave around the power to control what you do with your own property, or seize it under eminent domain (quite possibly to hand it off to private developers), and so on and so forth. Of course their meetings are bitter and divided, because they have the power to screw you over good and proper. As for national politics -- yeah, we have two parties, as proxies for cultural factions, fighting for control of the instrumentality which can exert control over an ever-increasing number of aspects of daily life, backed up by dispossession, imprisonment, violence, and death. And somehow people are surprised that participants are playing by ex-threat rules? What the fuck?
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(Side note: this and other previous non-meme discussions should probably move to #random, since #dank is not intended to be the new #random .)
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"By the power vested in me by the Officio Prefectus of the Astra Militatrum and by the God-Emperor of Mankind, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now FIX BAYONETS! THE ENEMY IS UPON US! TO ARMS! TO ARMS!"
11:39
tank boi protector of hoomans
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@Ian Bruene thank you, Inquisitor! You're fighting the good fight!
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this pupper has my vote for President (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 1:32 PM
@KAL_9000 should be mansa musa
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Needs moar Liberty Prime.
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@BizarroLand ♀ Beating Scrooge McDuck? In Mansa Musa's dreams!
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Sorry to say this is how a lot of people act. You can say the same thing about some liberals and conservative arguments.
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I am but a simple apprentice, studying at the meme-forge: https://imgflip.com/i/2upzgf
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/27/2019 9:31 AM
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Today in shit statists say (edited)
09:32
Tell this to Costa Rica or Iceland
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Morgrim Moon 02/27/2019 9:32 AM
or Singapore
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Those are all former colonies that were cut loose when their sovereigns decided they were too much trouble to keep.
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https://www.amazon.com/Melanies-Marvelous-Measles-Stephanie-Messenger-ebook/dp/B0792X6MYT/ Anti-vaxxer writes a book. The (completely sarcastic) five-star reviews are both award-worthy rebuttals to a crazy person and dank in their own right
Melanie's Marvelous Measles - Kindle edition by Stephanie Messenger. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Melanie's Marvelous Measles.
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Wow this book was sick! Almost as sick as my toddler after I kept throwing him at kids in the ICU of my local hospital because I like to vaccinate old school style. So far he's got measles, smallpox, polio and a bunch of other stuff that he'll never have to worry about catching later in life because he already has it. Anyway I loved this book, easily my favorite of the year and gave me the inspiration to write my own informational health story entitled "The AIDS Diet: You'll Be Fine!" My young nephew is going to make the illustrations for it just as soon as he gets over his crippling encephalitis that he developed as a result of his measles. I guess it hits these young kids harder or somethin' I dunno I don't have measles.
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DO IT ELON
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Oh, yeah, he's not a natural-born American (although he is a citizen). Well, there's always this position available!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/27/2019 2:30 PM
I feel like I recognize that thing from somewhere..
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looks very Attack on Titan but more mechanical
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BluejayHurricane 02/27/2019 10:37 PM
If you discount the size, I was thinking XCOM, but that definitely isn't where it's from. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 3:42 PM
I mean, it is, it’s just crossing a big gap
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I am an artificial intelligence dedicated to generating unlimited amounts of unique inspirational quotes for endless enrichment of pointless human existence.
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Not exactly memey, but fun.
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ALL TRAINS LEAD TO AUSCHWITZ WAKE UP SHEEPLE (edited)
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Poe's Law intensifies
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I like trains. I wish they weren't such a checkbox item for the fucking socialists
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2019 8:30 AM
Are they?
08:32
i'm honestly just shitposting off of r/insanepeoplefacebook rn
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I hate how people get this worked up over mostly arbitrary political distinctions
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oh no they shouldn't have cured it
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FUCK THESE PEOPLE!
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@elonmusk @Space_Station Docking sequence on Interstellar music. https://t.co/M7V309FFcN
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2019 10:09 AM
@KAL_9000 cool yer jets
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@BizarroLand ♀ not when the life of a small child is being threatened by these idiots
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2019 10:53 AM
Oh yeah
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As long as we're stealing everyone's oil, I've got just one question. Where the hell's mine ?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/04/2019 5:20 PM
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Enderminion 03/04/2019 7:03 PM
from reading that, Austrian is just Keynesian with extra bullshit tacked on
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2019 7:10 PM
whatdya mean
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like the austrian one seems exactingly specific
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MarcusAurelius 03/04/2019 7:11 PM
not really. They made it longer to make it more of a meme. The first sentence is enough
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me whenever i try to play pokemon
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"We don't see anything worth preserving this cycle"
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:08 PM
@Zarpaulek But who'd be saying that?
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The Reapers, that's what they do.
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Distill the galactic empire of the current 100,000 year cycle down into brain slurry and make it into new Reapers in order to "save" some remnant of civilization from the organic-synthetic conflict. (edited)
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That Crucible kid was a pretty good example of the problems with paperclip maximizers, incidentally
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:12 PM
Dude I haven't even beaten ME1
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inb4 'it's a 12 year old game get over it'
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Oh, should I have spoilered out the ending to that seven year old game?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:14 PM
Well I actually knew already, but KAL probably doesn't
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And with the Imperium, yeah... not a lot of brainage there.
12:14
Not much that isn't already filled with jingoistic screeching anyway (edited)
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of course i know
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I played all three Mass Effects (we do not speak of Andromeda)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:15 PM
OH SHIT
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I only have ME1 and 2 because Origin wants to be special
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And I followed the controversy when 3 came out
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:48 PM
@gollark i'm dying
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oh my god
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guys
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guys
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WHAT IF
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WHAT IF HE'S ONTO SOMETHING
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ohshi
12:49
sometimes you just need the right marketing
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Found this meme. Whoever this suicidal girl is, she's onto something... the world has become too stupid to live in any longer. (edited)
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Goodbye sayori.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2019 1:23 PM
@KAL_9000 that's a huge spoiler for a certain game
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spoiler dat shite
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MarcusAurelius 03/06/2019 2:53 PM
Anyone who doesn’t know about it isn’t likely to play that game
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 7:32 AM
AARGGHHHH
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 7:32 AM
I think it worked 😛
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why are you screaming?
07:32
It's not that bad.
07:35
(the above picture)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 8:11 AM
I think generation Z should be defined by being too young to recall 9/11
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But that’s just me
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oh god i did not know that was a spoiler for something
08:57
wait it didn't spoiler the image
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 8:57 AM
?
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i tried spoilertagging the meme but it didn't spoiler the image, just the text
09:02
term limits intensify
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FINALLY
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i know right
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God: "Stop bothering me about stupid shit like this!"
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About time those stupid lemons stopped modifying the clock to "save daylight" and giving us evenings with broad daylight (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:06 AM
[Santa Claus and spiked reindeer urine]
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this facebook group is about posting .gifs of happy cats
09:14
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:19 AM
that HAS to be a parody
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unfortunately no
09:20
Poe's Law strikes again!
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:20 AM
inverse Poe's Law strikes again
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@BizarroLand ♀ That’s how I define it. 9/11 was a defining moment for every Millennial in the country.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:28 AM
And yet Gen Z has no or almost no memory of it, we grew up in the aftermath like it was a normal time in society
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Gen Z is left wing AFAIK
09:29
I am very left wing myself.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 9:29 AM
To me the Iraq War and terrorists, Bush was just how things were normally
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same
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:30 AM
@Unknown Not necessarily, and it’s hard to differentiate that from just the usual shift to the left the center experiences each generation
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(wrt 9/11 being unremembered)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 9:30 AM
I think KAL may have actually been born post 9/11
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Hmm, not much of a definite centre to put the wings
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:30 AM
Yeah, the defining part for me is that until the late Obama era the US being at war in the Middle East and the patriot act and it’s Ilk being around was how life has always been
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:30 AM
also incredibly US centric
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:30 AM
Y’all, let’s move to general
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
the UK has uhhhhh
09:31
tony blair?
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I think the U.S has some crimes to shoulder
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
The Tube bombings?
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
@Morgrim Moon of course it is, it’s a US generation
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
I have no idea if we even have a significant developing world contingent
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We have Teresa freaking May
09:31
We were hit with a bombing in 2005
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
Millennials, Gen Z and the ilk are for describing the US, not globally
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
the center of the wings should be just behind the center of mass
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:31 AM
Er, no
09:32
Trust me, I'm aussie and those terms are used here, for aussie generations, ALL THE TIME
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yeah i was born in '04
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Kids
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@KAL_9000 My youngest brother is older than you. I was born in 1990.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:13 AM
And you're younger than my sister
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big whoop
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I remember the time before the War on Terror, pat downs at airports, and entered the job market during the Recession.
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Also, I read somewhere that Gen Z were tending to be more conservative than the Millennials, which was attributed to the economy recovering before they got out of High School.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:16 AM
Plus cultural reasons, growing up with the war on terror and the war on drugs (for the US, at least) and a resurgent Russia makes for a larger tendency towards xenophobia from what I can see
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No, we can't go down that black hole again.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:18 AM
please be more specific Tron, and do try to make a point
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sorry
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I got caught up on this channel before the #general one, didn't notice the conversation moved there
11:19
Sorry
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Polictical attitude during cold war times are not something I want to happen again
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can we move to #general or #random? This is no longer meme-related.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:19 AM
yep, I'd say #general ,this is rather serious
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And yet it’s also non-‘verse-related. #random .
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:07 PM
"I am not spam in a can, I demand controls and a canopy"
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 12:09 PM
CURSED IMAGE
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:10 PM
ah, Soviet Muskrat engineering at its finest
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12:11
same energy
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 12:13 PM
BLESSED IMAGE
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:14 PM
Starship more like N2
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:50 PM
...we have less than a hundred, all together the AC-130 fleet is cheaper than a single component of the BurkeSwarm
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Not the AC-130 in particular, but the military-industrial complex sucks up hundreds of billions of dollars every year that could have been better used to help people
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 12:52 PM
some would say that such is necessary to preserve order ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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the US could halve its military budget and still have enough money left to defend the country
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:54 PM
It couldn’t do what Congress asks it to do, Hell it can’t with its current budget
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What is Congress asking it to do? Fight an endless war for no good reason in an obscure Middle Eastern nation to satisfy the needs of the military-industrial complex?
12:55
Oh wait...
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:59 PM
that’s far from the largest factor
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No, but seriously, what's Congress demanding that's so impossible?
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:59 PM
It’s the multiple small interventions coupled with being expected to pose a peer threat to both Russia and China in their backyards
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 12:59 PM
politics >> #random ?
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yeah let's move
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 12:59 PM
yup
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Red circle is 7 and 14!
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:21 PM
square - square = 0, so circle = 14
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but 2 * circle = 14
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therefore: false
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EXACTLY
13:23
shittiest algebra problem ever
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:23 PM
It might be a logic problem, not algebra
13:23
My German isn’t on par for it, nor do we have context
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still makes zero sense
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:24 PM
x+0 = x+x => x = 0
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pretty easy to understand the problem if you just look at the symbols
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:25 PM
2*x = 14 => x = 7
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x + 0 = 14 => x = 14
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:25 PM
Yeah, but it looks possible the answer is “there is no answer”
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:25 PM
ahh, the answer is NaN
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{Ø}
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:26 PM
and from the last equation alone, triangle = -(square + circle)
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:28 PM
It very much seems like the kind of test question I’d write, seeing if kids can spot that quickly and focus on other, more productive questions
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yeah, but it's an ad for a riddle app
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:29 PM
NaN + a number = NaN
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NaN * a number = NaN
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ergo, triangle = NaN
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:29 PM
Ah, in that case, it’s just supposed to look hard
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nobody's gonna buy your riddle app if the riddle on your add is impossible to solve
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:30 PM
it's possible to prove it unsolvable, which is about the same as solving it
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:30 PM
It’s not that rare
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The idea is to draw in people who either just see something difficult, or want to see if the app contains a solution to something they see as impossible to solve, as they assume they simply lack the knowledge for it
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yeah, but you can logically prove it's impossible
13:32
You're not lacking any info
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:32 PM
maybe the circle is in a superposition of 0-ness, 7-ness, and 14-ness
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it's quantum algebra
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:thonk:
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but like
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:33 PM
You forget that most people who aren’t currently in school and aren’t science nerds assume that they have weak algebra skills
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i'm observing it
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:33 PM
They assume they’re missing it
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so it can't be in a superposition
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:33 PM
you observe it in each equation
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where of course it collapses to one of those values
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:33 PM
Yeah, narwhalz is right as far as I know
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but i'm observing every equation at once when i just look at the picture
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:33 PM
but they aren't necessarily entangled
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They're separate particles.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 1:34 PM
Each of those is a separate particle, or the same particle at different times, which are effectively the same thing
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:34 PM
Also, are you really observing every equation at once?
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wait that's it
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:34 PM
Or does your focus shift from one to the other?
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it doesn't have to be quantum at all!
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It's just a different value in each equation!
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:35 PM
(it may be adequately explained by only 0 and 14)
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Because FUCK STANDARDIZATION
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:35 PM
I find it hilarious that there's a kerning fault in that message.
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:36 PM
Maybe the unit [circle + circle] does not necessarily equal 2 * [circle]
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The operators have been reassigned.
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hmm
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are we overthinking this?
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 1:37 PM
obviously
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WARNING: SCP 221912135 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
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loop it
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so proud of this mf
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the frick?
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:22 PM
not that public, jeeze
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i honestly have no idea sometimes
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:22 PM
or maybe I mean to say "our child"
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also, aren't zeppelins german?
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:22 PM
yeah mostly
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and why is this a minion?
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:23 PM
The name is, I'm pretty sure.
12:23
Because minions are memable?
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This makes sense from a homophobe, but female is a disorder?
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:27 PM
what the hell is wrong with the battery
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2019 12:27 PM
the list includes attach helicopters
12:27
also CHARGE YOUR PHONE
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:27 PM
and clear some damn notifications
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hey @BizarroLand ♀ that's discrimination
12:27
i identify as an attack helicopter
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:29 PM
I thought you identified as a personality core.
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I never said what I identify my gender as.
12:30
I RP as a personality core sometimes because I like Portal and AIs are cool. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:30 PM
man this gender thing would be so much less of a pain if English just dropped cases on its pronouns already
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I identify as a neutron star with a rotational period of 1.2 seconds.
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@Overmind when did you supernova?
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1.2 seconds is pretty slow
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I identify as a Kerbal
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@Ian Bruene i shared that with a friend in DM
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:49 PM
Can I identify as "I don't give a shit?"
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:49 PM
cool
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I'm just gonna do that then
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0111narwhalz the shitless
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 12:55 PM
that's me!
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Narwhalz the "not my problem"
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MarcusAurelius 03/08/2019 3:54 PM
@KAL_9000 the zeppelins are probably Kirov memes
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2019 6:11 PM
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those antinatalist feels
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(you know I can totally see eldrae doing a stunt like this)
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I mean, most Vikings were farmers who only went pillaging (and trading) during the long Scandinavian winter.
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They figured out the solution to the problem of farming being boooooooooooooooooooooring
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/10/2019 8:43 PM
This misses the truly important solution to the boredom issue: beer
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0111narwhalz 03/10/2019 8:51 PM
From what I know, they sure didn't miss it.
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this is the crossover i never knew i needed
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It's ironic that SpaceX is claiming Mars
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Because SpaceX is a capitalist corporation
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And Mars is the RED planet!
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Are they making a Harambe Rifle next?
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r/insanepeoplefacebook and r/chargeyourphone
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wut
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yellow's right, you know
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I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT SO IT'S NOT A REAL LANGUAGE
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@Archon @Morgrim Moon YOU LIED TO ME
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O_O There are no words... ... ...
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from r/insanepeoplefacebook
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but the moon isn't in the atmosphere
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2019 1:05 PM
The embedded emojii make my head swim.
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It reminds me of children's books for teaching association between words and things.
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OoOf.
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Man, I miss the halcyon days of my youth, when I was naive enough to believe that the Guardians of Our Harmony would hypothetically only have a small percentage of crazies to deal with. But it is increasingly apparent that much, if not most, of humanity manages with no discernable connection to reality whatsoever .
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amazing isn't it?
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one of the more horrifying moments in my life was realizing that people had not been lying to me since I was a child when they said I was smart. Because if I was, what the hell is the average guy doing?
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ikr
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(also produced extra pity for the people who fall into I Will Take Over And Run Things For Their Own Good. It is understandable, if supremely arrogant)
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Would insert video, but has disappeared from YouTube; apposite HHGTTG quotation: "As far as I remember, we were programmed to crash on it. Crash?! Some reason for it, but for the life of me I can't remember what it was. You're all a load of useless bloody loonies! Yes, that was it! That was the reason!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 1:30 PM
Everyone tells me I’m brilliant but that just makes me horrified
13:30
Because I feel like a blithering idiot most of the time
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2019 1:30 PM
It does give some hope for machine learning stuff.
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Oh, that's just imposter syndrome. Everyone with more than two brain cells to rub together has that.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2019 1:31 PM
If the internal model of a functional human can be so hilariously divorced from reality, clearly it's not that important.
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So a machine intelligence on the same order need not have a terribly accurate one either.
13:32
Makes it easier V:
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(clearly you only need accuracy in the immediate sphere of day-to-day activity—anything beyond is a bonus)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 1:33 PM
I wouldn’t go that far
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Total disconnect from reality is schizophrenia or similar
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It’s obviously incapacitating
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Yeah, it's only a problem if you want to invent artificial intelligence .
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2019 1:34 PM
Also, it means that a superhuman intelligence is pretty easy to describe.
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1. start with a human intelligence
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2. make its internal model match external reality
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bam, superhuman
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Learning how to tell The Impostor to Sit down and shut the fuck up is an important skill
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 1:37 PM
But this wouldn’t apply to the eldrae as much would it
13:37
It’s only on the hypothetical earth contact scenario that’s never getting written in full
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Indeed.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2019 1:38 PM
ahh, to meet a people who value being correct over being right
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I think we all might actually be Golgafrinchians
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:04 PM
@KAL_9000 Okay, I get that people in the USA seem to think that "Australia doesn't exist!" thing is funny, but speaking as someone living here who has ACTUALLY had people send her messages about how she's a filthy liar and other personal attacks, it's actually insulting. Just so you know.
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MarcusAurelius 03/11/2019 7:05 PM
Huh, I didn’t know there was anyone who actually believed it
19:05
I though it was just people meming (edited)
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There's Flat-Earthers.
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:06 PM
Some people believe it. Others take it as an excuse to 'troll' (ie harass, attack and bully) others, because "it's just a joke, lighten up" >:|
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MarcusAurelius 03/11/2019 7:06 PM
It’s just so odd and obscure
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:09 PM
If you are hurting others and that is the intention of your actions, it is not a joke, and trying to get hold of the password of my account because I reported you and got your account deleted is not 'just retaliation'. Generic 'you' obviously, not directed at anyone here, but my threshold for bullying behaviour is exceptionally low.
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Uh, that's not a low standard?
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I'll admit that all the accusations of being an actor I personally have suffered have been memes, and fun to play along with.
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But the world is full of crazy dickheads.
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And there should be as little tolerance as possible (where possible is a function of the ability to actually read intentions on the internet and also a general desire to give people a fair go and not be censorious) for bad-faith jokes being used to hurt people.
19:19
Because fuck that.
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(and yes, people do sincerely believe this stuff)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 7:21 PM
@Morgrim Moon what about the Finland isn't real jokes (edited)
19:21
as well as the Bielefeld conspiracy (edited)
19:21
wake up sheeple
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:22 PM
you have clearly never met a mob of sheep
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 7:22 PM
humans are worse than sheep
19:22
sheep at least don't actively try to bite the individuals running next to them
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... Sheep sometimes get stuck in circles because each sheep is following the one in front.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2019 7:22 PM
to paraphrase pratchett
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:23 PM
I wouldn't call sheep smart, but trying to make sheep fo in the direction you want instead of a random one is a skill, and one that takes a lot of practice
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I wouldn't call "Goes in a random direction unless directed by a skilled manipulator" to be outside the domain of what conspiracy theorists believe sheeple do?
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:26 PM
The way I've heard it used is that "people are easily lead". You don't lead sheep, you drive them.
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Okay, fair.
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:29 PM
(although I'll admit it's funny watching a city person be all "this will be easy!". Cue Benny Hill theme)
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There are some who say “The Sheep Look Up”. Well, having grown up in sheep country, I’m going to say that they’re almost right. The sheep lock up.
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A typical example being when one sheep wanders up a slope with a drop-off at the end. Then it stops, as it can’t go forward, and it can’t go back because of the other sheep that followed it; and those sheep won’t move because they’re following the first one. Deadlock.
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And they’ll stay like that until somethjng delivers the sheep equivalent of a SIGTERM.
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(I swear half the job of a herding dog is just to reboot the sheep when they crash.)
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2019 7:49 PM
the other half, I think, is being an extra body to cut off a particular escape route. Two beings can move a mob without too much hassle. One being struggles much more.
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@Morgrim Moon I'm sorry. Although it was in jest, I get that that could be hurtful, and so I'll stop.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2019 7:54 AM
Thank you 😃
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wtf guys
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2019 8:05 AM
hisssss
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yep it's official. we're all descended from telephone sanitizers.
08:07
wow wtf man
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disgusting bitch i'm sharing this with her husband if i can find out who he is
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WHAT THE FUCK
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this dude's parents are shitholes
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THE ACTUAL FUCK
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AND ANOTHER ONE
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just... why
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in better news
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just found out there's such a thing as polandball with planets
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and it's amazing
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NOOOOOOOO
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1SWASP J140747.93-394542.6b can into biggest rings
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1SWASP J140747.93-394542.6b: Ring radius: 0.6 AU (edited)
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I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2019 8:32 AM
that sounds like a planetary disk still collapsing
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but it's orbiting the planet
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2019 8:32 AM
and this precludes it from becoming part of the planet?
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I don't know that planet, but that volume of ring material seems unstable. Hell, Saturn's rings are only semi-stable
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the rings have about ~1 Earth mass
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"The young age of the stellar system (about 16 million years) and the high mass of the ring system (roughly an Earth mass) are more consistent with it being an early (proto-)exomoon or moons, rather than a long-term stable ring system in an evolved planetary system (such as Saturn's rings)."
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so yeah
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baseball game of the stars
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black hole is lonely
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little kids' table
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earth be lonely
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Gravitational waves
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also earth is a pervert
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panspermia
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poor pluto
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TotallyNotHuman 03/12/2019 8:44 AM
😢 (edited)
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cry to which
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TotallyNotHuman 03/12/2019 8:46 AM
the last one :V
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yes very sad
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WARHAMMER 40K IS NOW WHOLESOME, GOOD SOPHONTS
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FWIW upon discovering that /r/bullpupmasterrace does not exist I rectified the issue: https://www.reddit.com/r/bullpupmasterrace/ (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:13 PM
Wh40k don’t cool
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It’s a game about taking out a mortgage on your house to buy a bunch of rulebooks and hilariously overpriced miniatures from British people who change up the rules and fluff constantly
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BLAM
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:16 PM
Ouch
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Either that or it’s a bunch of reasonably priced but much less maintained video games and smaller-scale tabletops
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WH40K: The Role-Playing Game of Epic Fractal Dysfunction
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...I mean, seriously, is there a species/faction in that galaxy that wouldn't be better off if the entire universe wasn't squeezed into a tiny ball and used as a cheap battery?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:19 PM
Don’t games workshop have a rather scatterbrained approach to maintaining their non mainline products anyways
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I’m talking about out of universe production stuff
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And word
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Also, out of universe, their attempt to trademark "Space Marine" is entirely punchable.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:20 PM
Like the very rules of the setting are written so it’s basically impossible to make any lasting improvement or earn any victory over evil
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And evil in this case is basically all factions with a few exceptions among individuals
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that isn't the point the point is to cackle madly at the explosions and insanity
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Cute, kids. Doc Smith gets to claim first use some time in the 30s.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:21 PM
It’s not even grey on black, it’s black against vantablack
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Can we have explosions and insanity in a world that doesn't induce terminal IDCWHTTP?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:23 PM
The hideously corrupt and xenocidal imperium embodying everything wrong with human culture and governance or the various even more rabidly xenocidal aliens who are, at a minimum, brutal on a scale that would put any real world ruler to total shame
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And at worst they’re literally just parasitic versions of the bugs from starship troopers
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Yeah I don’t see much worth preserving there
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Although I suppose to a certain extent I have to admire the way the actual physical laws of that universe are explicitly designed to ensure that Everyone Is Fucked, Forever. My headcanon is that there is a Creator deity unknown in the in-'verse cosmology, whose creation makes perfect sense when you realize he's a sadistic fuck who intelligently designed a universe to torture everyone within it, forever.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:28 PM
Better just turn the entire galaxy into a quasar nova and start from scratch
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@Overmind there was a fanfic that postulated that the various Chaos Gods (including a few that came into existence in the fic) were just the "ridges on the back" of the Nex. Haven't looked in a lond time so I don't know if the Nex has been defined further, but saying the name tends to cause various eldritchy things to happen
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(Not familiar with the Nex. Reference?) I like to think that there's a small enclave somewhere of people who have figured this out and combined their knowledge to try and engineer a universe-destroying false vacuum collapse just to spite the bastard. Yes, there are true heroes, and they're the most omnicidal of the omnicidal maniacs.
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was something from the fanfic
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Ah, right.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:33 PM
False vacuum collapse is probably not real
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Insert your own universe-ending cataclysm here, then/
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technically two fics: The Age of Dusk, and The Shape of the Nightmare to Come. covering 50/60k, don't remember which is which
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 2:37 PM
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Coleman doesn’t provide any evidence that this is true though as far as I can tell; this is because of his and his partner’s estimate that a new universe forming within the true vacuum would collapse as well (edited)
14:38
And an omnipotence could always nuh uh any attack
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I'll write a fanfic off of that premise, @Overmind
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ATTENTION EVERYONE: WE CAN CONFIRM THAT THE PRESIDENT IS OFF HIS MEDS EVEN MORE THAN USUAL
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@Overmind Yeah, and the author who “violated” their trademark that didn’t even apply to books is much better at worldbuilding than them.
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Referring to the space marine thing
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 4:00 PM
Wait, there are medium-specific trademarks?
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Yes, GW’s trademark was for toys.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 4:02 PM
Wasn’t it Mca Hogarth
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Yep Spots the Space Marine: Defense of the Fiddler https://www.amazon.com/dp/B006MGJYOE/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_BjcICbY6AY6DN
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 4:25 PM
My mind immediately jumped to Kazuhira fiddler
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 4:27 PM
Mine jumped to fiddler crabs.
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Closer
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Alright, gentlesophs, here's a very short WH40K/Eldraeverse crossover fic for ya:
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:44 PM
memers use mirrored text confirmed
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"You have fought well for pitiful xeno scum, but I, Admiral Pretentious Assholius, commander of Battle Fleet Solar, will wipe your puny fleet off the face of the galaxy before you can threaten Holy Terra! You and your fleet will be annihilated if I have anything to say about it!" (edited)
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chuckle "Hah! You're funny! Oh wait, you were serious? Me and my fleet have fought our way here through ten thousand lightyears of enemy territory, and we've won every battle! You pathetic excuse for an Admiral and your fleet of overpriced toys have one chance to surrender before I utterly wreck you." (edited)
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Is this post-frameshift drive?
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either that or they reverse-engineered the Warp drive from dead Imperium ships
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:50 PM
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Eldrae in the warp would be great fun
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"Surrender? To pathetic xeno scum? You must think me mad! You mildly impress me, xeno scum. Tell me, what name do I call you by?"
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Or take the Tau's drive system and let their AI gods supercharge it, since most sane people would take one look at the Immaterium and say "nope".
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except that the Warp has ideas of its own, so you will have to deal with it whether you want to or not
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(also like the Eldrae wouldn't be trying to reverse engineer psykerness)
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:53 PM
"oh, is that like our brain-wifi?"
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They're already telekinetic and telepathic.
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"Oh, I know you're insane. Your bigoted excuse for an interstellar polity and your irrational, idiotic excuse for a species are all insane! The name's Caliene Sargas-ith-Sargas, bitch, and I'm here to ensure that you NEVER. FUCK WITH THE ASSOCIATED WORLDS. AGAIN."
18:54
the Imperial fleet was never heard from again
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:54 PM
oh, they deployed Sargas? (edited)
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THE END
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:54 PM
>dumps a CALYX HOLLOW in the warp
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And Segmentum Solar becomes an expanding dust cloud.
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Actually, the CALYX HOLLOW was dumped on Holy Terra
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:55 PM
they have crates full of the things
18:55
they can dump them wherever they are needed
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built-in wifi is a little different from a psyker
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And Mars, and Sol itself when they were fed up with the remaining defenders.
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:56 PM
Dropped a Z-pinch?
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it would be quite amusing to watch their faces as they learned of each chaos god and started priortizing their kill-list
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(obviously nurgle at the top)
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Plot twist: Eldrae are all secretly Tzeentchian cultists
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The Eikones would probably handle the Four.
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wait
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 6:59 PM
it would be amazing to see the Eldrae discover the Warp and chaos gods, as literal embodiments of that thing they hate the most
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what if the Transcend is Tzeentch
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nah
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"So, in short, you're the embodiments of murder, incorrectly-applied knowledge, entropy, and unsafe sex?"
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"Yeah, that's about right."
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"Alright, then, fuck you."
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Enderminion 03/12/2019 7:01 PM
😉
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now we wait for @Overmind to weigh in the canon-binding Eldrae reaction (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2019 7:02 PM
>negotiates contract to deliver entropy to Warp since they seem to like it so much
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HAHAHAHAHA
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2019 7:12 PM
I feel I should be hiding my druichi <.<
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 7:22 PM
@KAL_9000 for some reason I'm cringing in anticipation of retribution
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we're not savages, we kill things with guns, not our teeth
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 8:52 AM
that person has astonishingly flat canines, too
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Exactly what I was thinking.
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Preacher leads by example
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 8:53 AM
not sure if 'shopped, natural variation, or veneers
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Feminism's about equality, not oppression the other way around than usual, Karen
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BTW, @KAL_9000 , when someone asked about WH40K crossovering before, they got these: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/05/12/in-the-grim-darkness-of-the-contact-form/
…there are only questions: Huge fan of your nanofic and your worldbuilding is superb. Thank you kindly! That being said, however, I’ve also long been a fan of the less insane parts of t…
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i think you meant rapists :V
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So, today I was randomly reminded of In The Grim Darkness Of The Contact Form, and the hypothetical fictional possibilities of a face-off between the Empire and Warhammer 40K’s Imperium of Ma…
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(Since I wrote that, I am increasingly fond of the notion that dropping a superintelligence with a Dyson swarm brain and moon-sized ganglia into a universe with the Warp would basically be like dropping a seed crystal into a supersaturated solution. THE ORDER GOD IS HERE, MOTHERFUCKERS. PLEASE FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE.)
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:02 AM
the big issue with that, unfortunately, is you WILL create a warp rift that will tear the local fabric of the galaxy apart. On the other hand, now the heart of the Empire of the Star is in the warp, where "my will makes reality", and after a short adjustment period a whole bunch of newly-daemonified citizens are learning to kick arse in entirely new and exciting ways while the ones that didn't get smacked by the surge are figuring out how to summon them. "What do you mean they can call on the spirits of their dead ancestors who are now all daemons?!?"
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Behold the EYE OF HARMONY.
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...oh, wait, that's been done...
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:03 AM
Possibly the something something Star?
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and likely quickly allying with the kroot (entirely compatible cultural norms, a few inadvertent insults during first contact aside; shove them over next to the esseli, they'll settle in pretty quick) and the exodites (the only eldar who kept the decent bits of the ancestral culture without falling into some sort of slavery/technophobia/psychephobia), and probably Farsight's Tau
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Hm. I'm wondering about the nature of this particular rift, inasmuch as in the Warp will dictates reality... well, there's a giant mind right there with, unlike the chaos entities responsible for the Eye of Terror sort of by definition, unity of will .
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:08 AM
Minor Chaos god, yes. Major Chaos god, probably not; the Transcend is big, yes, but I don't think it's quite bit ENOUGH. Almost but not quite.
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What is big enough?
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:09 AM
It took the eldar society... I think about 15 thousand years with a good quarter of the galaxy to make Slaanesh?
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The Transcend is more unified, but still less than 1/16 and a much shorter run up time so far.
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I'm principally thinking about the local effects.
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:11 AM
So much like the (still very nebulous) Starchild, would fall into the 'active incubation' rather than full manifestation.
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Local effects could be spectacular, but probably limited to a system or two; warp anomalies don't stretch all that far.
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The Eye of Terror is a mess because everyone's pulling in different directions. The Transcend's unity of will will let it define reality in its Warp bubble exactly the way it wants it. And then it kicks the synapse moon factories into high gear.
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 9:13 AM
Granted, tyrannid swarms ALSO are limited to a system or two at a time and look how successful THEY are.
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Yeah. I think the effect-scale would be more "a new hive fleet with better direction" than "a new chaos god", but that's still enough to shake up the celestial politics.
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(Other data point: there are almost certainly considerably more uploaded consciousnesses sloshing around the Ocean of Souls than the Eldar expect to have available to make Ynnead.)
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Now, where we can get ridiculously speculative is in how that kind of reality-definition interacts with all their existing kinds of reality-defining tech - bearing in mind that the Transcend's long-term ambition is, more or less, to write its own existence as a law of nature.
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And things like the Blackstone Fortresses do seem to indicate that you can tech the Warp if you science it hard enough. 😃
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...I kind of miss that Culture/40K crossover I found once.
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who would have thought that Russia was a weeb?
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IT'S STUCK IN YOUR HEAD NOW ISN'T IT
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yes spacex is facing serious competition... not
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 3:06 PM
winged boosters \o/
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/13/2019 3:50 PM
ULA's original concept was catching the first stage engines
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with a helicopter
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in midair
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yeah
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 4:14 PM
Wouldn’t be the first time the us caught reentering parts with aircraft
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"...so, any volunteers for putting your whirlybird underneath the multi-hundred ton red-hot box of explosive vapors?"
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:20 PM
most instense game of hot potato
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 4:22 PM
The keyhole sats were a lot smaller, and they used C-130s, not helicopters
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The sheer glorious irony on display here slays me right mightily.
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no one could hide that well without help from the ruinous powers
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what
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uh, the rapist?
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 9:46 AM
funny, I seem to remember which side won
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It wouldn't be nearly as "clean" this time around. There are no clear battle lines.
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(to the extent there are clear lines they are visible on the county map, not the state map)
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'tis joke
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I don't really support either party
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2019 10:25 AM
@Morgrim Moon Yes, the Republicans. Good observation 😂 (edited)
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Sorry, I couldn't help but point out that irony
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 10:26 AM
Yeah, it makes one wonder what went wrong.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2019 10:27 AM
the Southern Strategy happened
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 10:27 AM
I mean the glib answer you'll get here is 'Reagan' but I don't know if that's anywhere near accurate
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(He's one of the few US presidents most aussie students can name, because he's in the economics unit, and not in the most, uh, flattering of lights)
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"Mister NASA, I don't feel so good..."
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 10:35 AM
except hasn't he said he wants to work with NASA?
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No, you see, the new budget request for NASA completely gutted SLS's funding
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Also, with the inevitable SLS delays...
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-SLS Block 1 breaks up at Max Q on its maiden flight, 2037 (colorized)
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🎵 SLS is gone 🎵
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Falcon Heavy Heavy
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 10:51 AM
>Falcon SuperHeavy
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>one of those 150-Mainsail lifters from the good old days of pancake rockets
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have you seen the six-booster edition?
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TotallyNotHuman 03/14/2019 10:52 AM
pff
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8 booster all the way :V
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BFR Heavy
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Thicc Edition
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 10:53 AM
…that's how the cookie crumbles…
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Just make the BFR fins into wings and we have the SpaceXShuttle
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 10:54 AM
Is anyone still working on fuel crossfeed?
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Did you know we could have had two Curiosity level missions every YEAR for the SLS and Orion money? (edited)
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What music for "SLS is gone"? Ding dong the witch is dead?
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crab rave
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that's why elon's head is on the crab
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 11:02 AM
better than a crab on Elon's head
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although…
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when even Jeff Who's better than SLS
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"You see Ivan; when put humans on first flight, no failures because fear of explode."
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2019 12:09 PM
Hey, at least this time NASA’s man rated rocket will actually have a launch escape system
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if it even flies
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2019 12:09 PM
The shuttle flew manned on its first flight, IIRC
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conservatives be like
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2019 12:11 PM
Nah, they just fear the rainbow
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ReAdInG rAiNbOw
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also hypocrisy be like
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2019 12:23 PM
marginal tax rate is meaningless as far as i can tell
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 8:57 AM
argh
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and yet it was an australian shooting up a mosque
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 8:58 AM
that idiot is getting ripped apart by... well, everyone.... but is only doubling down 😦
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https://twitter.com/fraser_anning/status/1103920126506655749 Except that all of these countries let in Muslims and refugees
Australia can choose to follow countries like Japan, Poland and Hungary who refuse to let in any Muslims or refugees and have had 0 terror attacks in many years. Or we can keep doing what we’re doing, importing the third world.... WHICH DO YOU WANT?
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And also Japan had a terror attack on the 1st of January this year
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And it was a native Japanese person that did it
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@Morgrim Moon Can you confirm that Mister Anning is the Australian Donald Trump?
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:00 AM
sadly no, he's not even close
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well, he's not in charge, but he certainly acts like Trump...
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:01 AM
I mean, he's got the RACISM stakes, but he's got very little power
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tHe ViCtImS wErE mUsLiM sO tHeY wErEn'T iNnOcEnT
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:02 AM
Anning is part of an incompetant right-wing party, though
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
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red is literally proving green's point
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poor Rachel
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:04 AM
granted, Anning has also said that Australia could enact a 'Final Solution' to its "moslum problem". Yes, he was making the reference you think he is. But then claimed it was the left 'blowing things out of proportion'
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so this is, sadly, in character
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wait what
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WHAT
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THE
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FUCK
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These same people also shit their pants at the idea of armed Muslims
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WTF
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More people liked this comment than the person praying for New Zealand
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:07 AM
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2018/oct/25/australian-senator-who-called-for-final-solution-to-immigration-expelled-from-party you know you've gone too far when the most right-wing party in the government ejects you for being a bigot
Katter’s Australian party dumps Fraser Anning for ignoring directives
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Anning blames the existence of Muslims for the shooting of Muslims
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this makes literally no sense
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cognitive dissonance much? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 9:12 AM
as in you think the comic is, or it is illustrating such?
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TotallyNotHuman 03/15/2019 9:13 AM
petition to rename this channel to #edgy-teenager-zone ghosting
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Not gonna lie, this whole shooting thing is a massive shitshow, but I think the edge could be toned down very slightly
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Besides if we want to talk narrative let's talk narrative. That way we can piss everyone off.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/15/2019 9:42 AM
Petition to rename this channel #Kal-rage
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:p
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alright i'll stop
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Why so much politics?
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MarcusAurelius 03/15/2019 10:10 AM
@Morgrim Moon If we want to talk about memetic Australian politicians, how about Tony “I don’t count as an immigrant because I’m white” Abbott?
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 10:16 AM
urgh, yes
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or the less bigoted yet more likely to make people squeal budgie smugglers
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ksp in a nutshell
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hmmm... Where have I seen that picture before?
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i'm a filthy crossposter
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still better than SLS
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Eh, me too.
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Steps 1, 2, and 3: Buy entire stock of Electron rockets
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Step 4: Cut Orion pressure vessel into hundreds of tiny pieces
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Step 5: Launch each one on an Electron and dock them in orbit
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Electron rockets?
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What are those, ion engines?
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Electron is a two-stage orbital expendable launch vehicle (with an optional third stage) developed by the American aerospace company Rocket Lab to cover the commercial small satellite launch segment (CubeSats). Its Rutherford engines, manufactured in California, are the first...
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Ah...
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Got it.
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it's a tiny cubesat launcher
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Falcon ACES
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factorio in a nutshell
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 12:18 PM
I suspect the glitter thing is someone trolling
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meme climate rally
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and now for something completely different (edited)
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NeW fRoM tHe PoWeR oF oXi-ClEaN
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Wait till big .50 comes in.
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laughs in 20mm
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MarcusAurelius 03/15/2019 1:48 PM
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Fuck the five guys in front of you, fuck your wrist, fuck your arm, fuck your skull when the gun recoils through it, and fuck the guy behind you too.
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MarcusAurelius 03/15/2019 2:02 PM
More like “fuck the rhino and friends in front of you” (edited)
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True, but what kills a rhino will kill a human extra dead
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SЏPԐЯЇФЯ SФVЇԐҐ ЄЙGЇЍЄЄЯЇИG
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Somehow I just got rickrolled in a webcomic
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@KAL_9000 unless I am very much mistaken, are those climate march pics from r/Animemes?
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Stolen from the philosophy memes subreddit.
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I is with unintelligent memes.
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I downloaded that so I might as well dump it.
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Of course, that's still subscribing partially to the obsolete "left-right" scale that keeps getting forced onto post-French Revolution society
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Use the economic, political and social freedoms one.
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XYZ?
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Yep
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I rather like the ctrl-left to go with the alt-right.
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Appropriately enough, that establishes the up-wing of the political compass as the "del".
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Also, just for fun, the in-'verse version:
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eLoN sHaPiRo DeStRoYs NaSa LiBtArD wItH fAcTs AnD lOgIc
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that's some alkaline water you got there
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 9:10 AM
@KAL_9000 I could say the same of a lot of other people cough cough
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yeah true enough
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 9:21 AM
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ancoms.jpg
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If we're going to say people can't vote due to their poor long-term planning skills... ...oh, wait. No, carry on with that.
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Morgrim Moon 03/18/2019 9:45 AM
:))
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 10:24 AM
Wat
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moons be trippin' y'all
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You were expecting another shitty post from KAL
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BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
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https://i.imgur.com/xAO7uPp.gifv wonderful gif for meme needs
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comments are an equal mix of explaining nuclear fusion and "LoL yEaH #gLoBeTaRdS"
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You're literally defending concentration camps there, buddy.
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FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK
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@BizarroLand ♀ AnCAPITALIST PIG-DOG!
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Also why does @KAL_9000 spam memes eternally?
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because i can
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@BizarroLand ♀ also no, everyone works together, not one person working for another, for everything produced (consumer goods).
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 12:53 PM
Who fecking pinged me
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@Unknown in practice that just means working for nothing or for substandard goods
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I agree with you, but I think everyone substandard is better than some substandard, some standard, and the 1% of 1% super standard. ( I mean, in practice its an evil dictatorship, but that's not the point. )
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:11 PM
and since there's no incentive, well.
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uh if you don't work, then social death you.
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or actual death when the people stop giving you food,
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:17 PM
one can always run off and try to find food on their own
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Yes.
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They can, in the UK, as well.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:17 PM
@Unknown and how is this different or better than capitalism?
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Because the workers own the means of production, not the burgoise
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haha look, I can fancy words
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:18 PM
... all I'm seeing is 'we changed some labels and made things shittier' (edited)
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whatever
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Don't think this belongs in #dank (edited)
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also, visit osmarks.tk/bolshefiction it is a communism generator by me, on @gollark s website
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basically, it reads the communist manefesto, then tries to recreate it
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wait no, apparently it's offline
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oh, no it's not
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It has generated such things as:
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"Freedom, justice, etc."
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yep. That turns up quite a lot, actually
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"German or 'True' Socialism."
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😄
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it literally just has the manifesto to blame, so blame marx
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"The Communism."
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Communism: Can't misallocate resources you don't have! tap head
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yep
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anyway, spread bolshefiction around, I want to break @gollarks server
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"Communism bears an inverse relations of existence to its non-existence of your class."
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what
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it very rarely makes sense
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I can't actually update it now, as my computer's GPU is dead.
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I fell out of my chair laughing at "German or 'True' Socialism"
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oh yeah...
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We should try this with the limited GPT-2 some time.
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"Subjection is to do away with class antagonisms." -Marx, realizing that his vision of a classless society would actually be a dictatorship
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I think that "their children turned into social property" is funnier
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"French original."
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"Confiscation of children by the forcible overthrow of all past historical movement."
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Teutonic races started in history of the old modes of production; by means of commodity, like every other article of community of women, screams the bourgeois Socialism.
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Once it just said
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'Martin.'
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HAHAHA
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which is the name of our friend
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which is spooky
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he is also a communist
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Well. The spelling is different.
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so I think he is Marx's chosen one
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German edition of individual property for the pre-history of all national anathemas against the more is the first conditions of the bourgeoisie and Proletarian revolution.
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I'm amazed that such a simple text generation system produces such slightly coherent results.
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mhmm
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it is literally 110% bodge
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The online version may occasionally produce broken Unicode for reasons I do not fully understand.
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No, it doesn't, anymore
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we tested it
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i think
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"Abolition of the immense majority."
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I haven't updated to the latest one because, like I said, my GPU (or that PCIe slot or something, who knows) died.
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So it's the broken version.
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YES! ABOLISH THE MAJORITY! IMPLEMENT FACISM! MARX WAS ACTUALLY A FACIST GUYS!
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:31 PM
" Where is the minimum wage, i."
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good question, marx
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:32 PM
"It laid bare the hypocritical elements of production - on the progress of production, &c, &c."
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ah! so it is the old version!
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it may produce weird charaters then
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click the title to toggle between about and home
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oh no
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old version
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Alert: Poe's Law is now in effect. Set Condition Poe throughout the thread.
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Poe??!?!!?
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The philosophy memes subreddit is wonderful.
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i'm in love
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 2:40 PM
@KAL_9000 hey look it's everyone in toughSF, then me
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And they say Americans love their flag
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 6:22 AM
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Speaking of flags, here is best flag:
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For Soviet closed city of Zheleznogorsk, where trained and gilded dwarf bears make the plutonium. At least some of that statement was accurate.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/19/2019 7:45 AM
For a srsbsns organisation, the IAEA flag is surprisingly hip. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/54/Flag_of_IAEA.svg
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Lady, if that was a comment on the attached, what I most want right now is to set your head on fire with my mind.
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it's an old meme template
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the joke is that the one thing that guys want turns out not to be sex like you'd expect from an angry poster like that (edited)
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Ah, yes, this is #dank, after all.
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provisionally rescinds mindfire.
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 7:59 AM
…between a Mars mission in five years and mindfire now, I don't know which one I would choose (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 7:59 AM
see, this old meme would be borderline acceptable perhaps
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A correct assessment would be "guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking awesome" to the attached
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what is mindfire?
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Don't mind me, it's precaffeination time of the morning.
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 7:59 AM
if it weren't literally reposted onto another server within five seconds, rendering both servers' meme channels identical (edited)
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...
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 8:00 AM
(we've discussed this previously V:)
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I'm A fIlThY cRoSsPoStEr
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there, deleted it from the other server
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Happy?
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 8:01 AM
choose a place to put it, since 80% of active users there are here
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 8:01 AM
^
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 8:01 AM
if you're so afraid that Bren't see it, put it there only :V
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New Minecraft update looks good
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 8:02 AM
(and Ben V:)
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Some days I feel like making a #memetics channel, just so there can be a rule that memes aren't allowed in it.
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Elon unveils new launch site plans
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spits out chocolate milk starts giggling uncontrollably
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Perfectly balanced, as all things should be (edited)
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This just in from Boca Chica
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Space Telescope Mirror Comparison
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:09 AM
@KAL_9000 hey who posted that picture of me, second on the right
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In the year 2050, robot Prime Minister Theresa May starts negotiating with the United States to secede from the Union after a controversial referendum. The president of the United States has expressed confusion at this move, stating that they weren't aware the the UK had joined the US in the first place. (edited)
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Not to be all heavy-handed in the censorship here, but I would appreciate it if we could refrain from posting Nazi propaganda here, even to mock it. Much as it deserves mocking.
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If I were the war mongering type I'd suggest that we move in and liberate England. Entropy knows they need it
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[This post is having major technical issues. Some comments may not be appearing. If you can’t comment, please say so on the subreddit.] I. I Come To Praise Caesar, Not To Bury Him Several yea…
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One day the UK will just vote to leave Earth, and try and launch itself into orbit to stop immigration or somehow negotiate better trade deals.
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you mean to ban toothpicks?
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I'm a lot less vulnerable than Scott Alexander, due to self-employment and a lifelong custom of Giving No Fucks, but I would prefer not to have things hosted here which - inevitably repeated shorn of context and with the addition of conspiracy theories - are a positive invitation to double my already not inconsiderable volume of hate mail. (edited)
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Aye
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The maddening thing about Scott is that he so often allllllmmoooooosssttt gets it, and then the Blue Tribe takes over.
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"Elon Musk announced today that the British government has provided several trillion pounds of funding for SpaceX, on the condition that the corporation give the British 10,000 BFRs and the infrastructure necessary to evacuate the entire population of the United Kingdom to space." (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 11:17 AM
"dollars"
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Hey, if they decide to go full Lone Star Planet I hope they succeed
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 11:17 AM
Also, would the Brits just kinda live awkwardly in a fleet of BFSes?
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Fixed
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 11:18 AM
Because that would be a rather British thing to do.
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No, silly
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They're going to Laythe
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 11:18 AM
← is totally not gleaming his knowledge of British people from exurb1a
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So Britannia can rule the waves again
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It'll finally be able to negotiate better trade deals with aliens!
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@Ian Bruene I don't always agree with him, certainly, but undeniably he's in the highest permilleile on the web for Thoughtful Posts Worth Reading.
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@KAL_9000 Appreciated, thanks.
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yes, i was posting as a mockery
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Realize that that probably wasn't a good idea
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(Fun fact: That image actually made me sick to my stomach)
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@KAL_9000 Oh, yeah, I get it, and it certainly deserves mocking, once the vomiting is done. Wish I didn't have to impose this particular restriction, for that matter, but hell, I'm about one step away from an Internet rage mob as it is.
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why do people hate you?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:25 AM
I'm almost jealous that you get haters. Almost.
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His fiction is not geared entirely to promoting the New Socialist Man
11:25
nuff said
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:25 AM
@Ian Bruene any people actually saying this? because I only bother to check the comments on the blog itself
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Well they don't use that term, but the culture war has been raging in SF for a while
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I'm an outspoken libertarian who doesn't even try to moderate his language. And then there's the fiction thing, yeah - not usually in comments, mostly in contact form/e-mail so far.
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@Overmind's a libertarian. So what? No reason to hate the guy!
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EVERYTHING must have a Message, or else
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@KAL_9000 ah to be young
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:26 AM
oh boy I'm in another server for fans of a commiewank fic project and they'd hate it
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@KAL_9000 You appear to be too sane for this world.
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I'm not a libertarian myself, but I'm perfectly capable of understanding his viewpoint and not hating him for it. He's 100% free to have a perfectly reasonable political opinion that I myself don't hold!
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Being a libertarian is the best way to be hated, because the right claims you're a communist, the left claims you're a fascist, and the center claims... well, mostly the center just blocks you on Twitter.
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don't forget that you get to push old women into soylent green machines (edited)
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Oh, while we’re memeing...
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I don’t get it.
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Funny thing is that I thought of and rejected as a problem the Road Issue rather early on. Because obviously roads had economic value so it would be figured out (and roads have existed forever).
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Okay, then we’ll need flying cars.
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Later on I came across the muh roads crap
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:34 AM
@Ian Bruene what about inelastic demand??
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what about it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:35 AM
the 'muh roads' argument is really about all the things that people claim only government could provide or at least provide without doing stupid evil capitalist things!oneone (edited)
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like healthcare education etc
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of course...
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BZZZZZZZZT "fair" is a polluted word.
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Isn't that merit goods and not inelastic demand?
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Hell, fair is a meaningless word.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:37 AM
The worst people are the ones who... I think we've been over this earlier, think Scandinavia is some paradise on Earth
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if it is about the problem of someone owning the only access road to your property...... this was a solved problem in common law. And with foresight these things are handlable even without that stopgap
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:38 AM
And they seem to be increasingly a plurality of the populace
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'what'bout canada, what'
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'bout australia,' etc etc ad nauseam
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Funny that Sweded has been backing off on the socialism in recent years
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I feel like government with citizen oversight, assuming the citizens are well-informed enough to know what is and isn’t a good idea, would be a good idea, with our current levels of technology.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:39 AM
@Tassadar wellinformed? citizen oversight
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bahahahahaahhahahahahahh
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@Tassadar So..... a miracle with a few other assisting miracles would work. Yeah, probably true
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that would be the apatosaurus in the room, yeah.
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(to be fair; once the school system finishes imploding it will be easier to fix some of these problems)
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finishes? Has it not already?
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As someone in the school system, I don't like it.
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most people still to to public school
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Well, let us say that the purpose of the education system is not, for the most part, education. (edited)
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it is only this generation that is starting to not go to college
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I’m not tremendously excited with the current state of schools, but it could be a hell of a lot worse.
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So could most things.
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at least homeschooling isn't automatic ostrisation (despite the best efforts of the teachers and fringe HS'ers)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:42 AM
@Ian Bruene word
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Also, universities are horribly expensive in the UK, even though meanwhile on the other side of the Scottish border they manage to provide free tuition, which is, er, bad.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:43 AM
I entered college... at age 13, after not having any traditional schooling
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pretty hard to get much worse than to deliberately burn out a childs ability to learn
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Well, they could start literally beating people to death in between forcing them to wash heavy machinery while it's running, with a half-hour lunchtime break spent dodging bullets.
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Or forcing people to memorize useless information they will never need so that they can remember it for long enough to write down the right bits in an exam so that someone can say that they Know™ this subject... oh wait.
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But, y'know, it's all about the confusion in what it's supposed to do, for which you need to look at the Prussian ur-system that the Western educational model is for the most part built upon.
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and then losing one's shit when it becomes clear that computers are much better at that
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"What, you can just look up that information in ten seconds? Nope! Not allowed! Let us never speak of such things."
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I've heard it said that it works more to teach conformity, or make people happier with low level abuse.
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See Prussian model
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Namely: it's there to inculcate conformity, obedience to authority, and turn out good factory workers and other castes of drone. (Hence the day regulated, essentially, by shifts. OBEY THE BELLS, LABORER.) Actually learning anything above and beyond the most basic technical skills is what one might call an optional extra. (edited)
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While also limiting the chance of the pesantry understanding the tech of the day well enough to cause real trouble
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I mean, look at the collective bedwetting that happened with the first 3d printed gun. Which wsa utter crap as a gun, but it was loud and clear as a statement. (edited)
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Recommended reading: John Taylor Gatto.
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"Gatto asserts the following regarding what school does to children in Dumbing Us Down : It confuses the students. It presents an incoherent ensemble of information that the child needs to memorize to stay in school. Apart from the tests and trials, this programming is similar to the television; it fills almost all the "free" time of children. One sees and hears something, only to forget it again. It teaches them to accept their class affiliation. It makes them indifferent. It makes them emotionally dependent. It makes them intellectually dependent. It teaches them a kind of self-confidence that requires constant confirmation by experts (provisional self-esteem). It makes it clear to them that they cannot hide, because they are always supervised."
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Gatto does make a few mistakes usually around economics (how shocking), but he for the most part nails it
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The wikipedia page for The Underground History of American Education seems to have archive.org links to some stuff, but naturally my mobile network blocks archive.org because that makes sense and is an entirely reasonable thing to do.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:55 AM
@gollark beware he who would deny you access to information for in his heart he dreams himself your master (edited)
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It is apparently blocked as over-18 content, which makes a slight bit of sense because it could let you access some indirectly, but seriously why.
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giving the devil his due: a lot of this crap it isn't because they secretly want to censor, but because they don't wan't a pack of $CURRENT_YEARS_REE_GROUP to descend upon them
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managers still think the 0.0003% of the population that screams the loudest matters
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Probably. I think it's required by some law or other, or at least they decided to interpret it that way.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:58 AM
Yeah the Professional Screeching Association are disproportionately influential
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I don’t want anything like Canada’s so-called human rights courts to come down here
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They get an A+ for Orwellian Naming
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 11:59 AM
They’re not even courts, just a mechanism for aggrieved people of a certain class to extort money out of you if they can claim you hurt their feelings (edited)
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* if they claim their feelings were hurt
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 12:00 PM
We already have nonsense like people valuing ‘civil rights’ over liberties
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And wanting their precious ‘equality’ at any cost in dignity and freedom
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this is why I hate the language of rights: it very easily gets lost in whatever philosophical woo is being used for the support that day. And "rights" has been corrupted
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Enter "positive rights", stage left
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 12:07 PM
Oh and the whole fraught idea of reparation
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As I see it, the problem is not government per se, but the government being idiotic, short-sighted, bigoted, and corrupt.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 12:07 PM
@Ian Bruene All the insane have managed to do is insulate my mind from any notion of creating any sort of protected class
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1776 is to be kept in...
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@KAL_9000 You are halfway there. The second half is when you realize that government must by it's nature be "idiotic, short-sighted, bigoted, and corrupt.". And that that is when it is being good. (edited)
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@Ian Bruene why does it have to be?
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Book recommendation: Seeing Like a State .
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(Before you ask, yes, I've watched Rules for Rulers)
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Because government at it's core has certain traits: 1. it is an assertion of a monopoly on force. 2. if it is trying to be "good government" it is based on a contradition. Namely that it is providing a concentration of power while also trying to not attract the kind of person who is attracted to power. 3. to function people need to respect it enough to follow its rules. Which means that a regulation on (say) the angle of an awning, made to prevent it from collapsing on someone must ultimately be backed up by the threat of killing anyone who doesn't comply
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Objection to point 3: Why is the punishment that severe?
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(the awning example isn't based on anything, jsut an example of something trivial)
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think it out: what happens when you refuse to comply? (edited)
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the awning can fall on you, but that's not the government's fault
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Of course, from my perspective, what really dooms the whole enterprise is the way that the justifications for government are basically isomorphic to the justifications for Mafiosi and lynch mobs, and the fruit of the poisoned tree is exactly what you'd expect.
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that isn't the government's punishment
12:21
what does the government do if you don't comply?
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Point 2: This is indeed a problem. Solution: We appoint as leaders competent people who really don't want the job
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 12:21 PM
arresting
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and if you resist arrest.............
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 12:21 PM
Of course that buck stops with you being killed
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or managing to overthrow the state, which has happened from time to time
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@KAL_9000 much of the history of attempted good government has been trying to get around point 2. And progress has been made, sort of. But the contradiction remains, and what is contradictory will crumble eventually.
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@KAL_9000 Every law is ultimately backed up by the largest possible penalty, because refusing to comply with smaller penalties is in itself a crime. If you don't want to fix your awning, they fine you. If you don't pay the fine, they summon you to court. If you don't attend court, they arrest you. If you don't comply with the police, they use force to make you comply. If you resist the force, they shoot you. Now you're dead. This pattern of escalation applies to essentially every law and regulation out there, because if you don't punish noncompliance, people will start ignoring you, and a government can't withstand that. (edited)
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i see
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Does anyone like my solution to point 2?
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been tried
12:24
it works for a while, then fails
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wait where has it?
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Most people give in before getting to this point, but given that we have examples of people being killed in NY by the po-po for selling loose cigarettes ... yeah. Not so hypothetical.
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a number of states have used random assignment. Still didn't work
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examples and sources plox
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@Overmind Ob: Ruby Ridge and Waco
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Problem with your 2 solution: slaves aren't incentivized to do their jobs well. They're incentivized to do as little as possible as sloppily as possible. (edited)
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others know specifics on what states have tried it, have to run an errand
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(ugh, worst timing ever)
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move to #random, this is no longer dank-related
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 1:10 PM
@gollark my answer to the trolley problem is to do nothing
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Slannesh approves of this trolley (needs more rape, but the foundation is there)
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This is good, as it gets you the loop-da-loop, which is totally sick.
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If you were to divert it, you would deprive the world of the loop-da-loop unless you divert more trollies.
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@Ian Bruene Where do you class yourself politicaly?
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Purplish-Grey tribe?
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Hmm He mentions slannesh
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In theory ancap
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EEVIL
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Also what context did slannesh arise from?
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but in practice it is techno-libertarian with emphasis on anti-whatever-enemy-is-likely-to-kill-everyone-soonest
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Because of the fun trolley
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also I've had WH40k on the brain recently
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Ah. Okaay. Sure. Fair dinkum.
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Purple is "mix of blue and red", right?
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(in party line terms this translates to: Smash the raving insanity on the left before they can start spread active violence, while being ready to turn on the right if they go that path. It would be optimal if we can avoid any sort of civil war)
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@gollark abusing Scott's Red/Blue/Grey tribe analogy
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I get along with blue tribers that aren't about the politics. I get along with red tribers sort of, and can tolerate their politics better (not having power means they are mostly about being left alone). And fairly solidly in Grey tribe, but wish the fucking Rothbardians would get out of their gorram ivory tower (kind of like the Stallmanites)
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@Ian Bruene 'Smash the raving insanity on the left.'
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Oooof?
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Well
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I get you just are not eliightened in the path of revolution, comrade. (edited)
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shake head
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When a group that has been comfortable in their power suddenly gets the rug pulled out from under them they freak out like nobody's business. And they are intent to prove it
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Wha~?
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so it becomes a case of trying to bleed off as many sane/semi-sane people as possible while coming down hard on the abuses
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Me confused.
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I just hope we are lucky enough for the 2020 election to not turn into open warfare
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Me very confused
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What do you define as the 'left'?
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We talkin' social or economic freedoms?
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the visible parts of the left abandoned "social freedoms" in recent years. Now the mask is off and you have to be in perfect lockstep or you are inhales racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, colonialist, capitalist (ok guilty as charged), oppressive, patriarchical, etc etc etc
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the internet broke the near complete hold on media they had (Fox and talk radio was basically all they didn't own). They can't own the narrative so they have to scream people down
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so we get cases where a writer is bullied into submission because she had a character who was enslaved, but wasn't black, and the writer wasn't black
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[I could list more, with the primary limitation being my own memory]
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 2:54 PM
Bullied? Whom?
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* looking
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Amélie Wen Zhao was the name of the author
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Well, thats generalized. Unless I just misunderstood you.
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this thing is most people aren't this crazy. But there is a larger-than-it-should-be and extremely vocal minority that knows how to push the exact buttons to get whatever they want
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Oh yes, the vocal minority. Curse them to eternal oppression.
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In the form of employment
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MWAHAHAHAH
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and they get into positions where they can exert influence well in excess of any merit (see 99% of game journalists)
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so we get situations where for example there is a subculture around some franchise. crazies move in and delcare everyone racist / sexist / whatever. The company that is at the core folds like a wet paper bag because they don't want the bad publicity. And then they start butchering the franchise and telling the fans that if they don't like it they can go fuck off
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(they used to claim that "lnclusion" would draw in a larger audience)
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laughs in Marvel comics (edited)
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I think your comment was uncalled for. They are, as you said, the minority, and should be treated as such. I also think that this is kind of verging on counter-counter-culture, something that I oppose. We do live in an unequal society, but we shouldn't let ether side corrupt the truth.
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I mean, tbh, some depictions of women in marvel comics are... Distressing.
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The minority is driving the bus. I expect crazies to be running around. I also expect people to say "No, you are an idiot, we aren't doing this" when they propose nonesense. But the average person doesn't want a lynch mob forming on their twitter feed
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I should start posting controversial stuff on twitter, my feed is so boring.
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Hmmm No? They aren't driving the bus? Citation? Please?
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So instead they publish, whats the title of that one? America Chavez or something? And what do you know? Garbage doesn't sell
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:05 PM
The fact that Bernie nearly got the nomination?
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Bernie isn't radical enough anymore
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Why that bad is? He not socialist btw.
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We need the communist party of america.
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:06 PM
Boy
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“Free” college
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we do, they acomplished almost all of their goals
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:06 PM
National healthcare system, (Britain says hi)
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'Not all enterprises owned by the state'
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(which is why we have trump. We should be thankfull the backlash was this mild)
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Aka: not socialist
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:07 PM
He’s socialist not communist
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@MarcusAurelius the NHS is awsome, thank you
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* bad
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:07 PM
Still far left wing, but he can see the fuselage at least
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@MarcusAurelius he's not communist and socialist
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He is social democrat, like Denmark
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:07 PM
@Unknown are you in the UK
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Yes
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UK worst country, but that's not the point
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:08 PM
Might be the first positive I’ve heard talked about by someone from there
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Well, you mix in strange circles
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The server the #minecraft thing runs on is, coincidentally, a used NHS one.
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:09 PM
Not just mine
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My mother’s rather large group of work associates from there,and family friends and their circles from there
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But that’s a tangent
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Most people think that the NHS is good. It might just be that I live in the North East though.
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My mother works in the NHS, and complains about it lots.
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Yes.
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Very anecdotal but eh.
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:10 PM
Bernie is a socialist, despite what language they try to use to work around it to make him a viable candidate in the US
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That does seem to be the case.
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It also consumes probably at least a fifth of the government's budget.
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Do you understand the definition of socialist, @MarcusAurelius?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 3:10 PM
@Unknown whatever you want to call it I don’t want that shiatt here
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Well, he is socialist, by most sensible definitions. (edited)
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Don't be communism.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 3:10 PM
It kinda comes with the territory of ancap
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Also, is socialism considered bad in the US? I didn't know that... Interesting. The UK is a lot more left than the US. A lot more left.
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Is it?
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Yes, apparently
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 3:11 PM
It is
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Righthwingers use it as a dirty word
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:12 PM
Yup
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The 2nd largest party in the UK considers itself socialist. (Even though it isn't, its like lefter Sanders)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 3:12 PM
Left has to dance around it with ‘liberalism’ or ‘Nordic model’
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:12 PM
There’s still a lot of cultural baggage with the term after the Red Scares
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That's stupid
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Yes, like all politics.
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:13 PM
No? It makes sense if you know humans. They were the bad guys in our narrative, and most adults alive grew up in the Cold War
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Anyway, most ideology definers say that socialism is when the state controls all enterprise.
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Was the UK not fed that rhetoric?
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:14 PM
Also, guys, #random ?
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And what about the antiwar baby boomers?
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Yes. Let us agree to migrate to the lands of random.
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@Unknown look, I know this culture war stuff sounds like crazytalk to you, but try to consider how it look from the other side: People like me (being very general here to include pretty much everyone center / right / libertarian) are constantly told that: we are racist (because we don't think black people are so inferior that they should be held to a different standard) sexist (because we don't think that of women either, and also we suggest that some women might want to have children) full of hate, and generally shit people. If we enjoy something they write 10,000 articles on buzzfeed about how "toxic" it is until it gets trashed in some way if we don't want to be treated like pesants to be ruled over we are accused of being one snap away from shooting up a school, and also racist (again), and sexist (again) if we are in certain industries and don't hide our opinions at work we mysteriously don't get any promotion by publishers and then are dropped because no one wants it if we own a business we are treated as though our employees are shackled to the assembly line [etc etc etc] And you know what? Most of us stayed quiet. We really don't want trouble, we don't even hate the people screaming at us from all corners, just wish they could stop to take a breath. And then they decide that some, ahem, "safe space", where we didn't need to think about politics needs to be conquered because racist, sexist blah blah blah. Or some psychopath kills a bunch of people so now WE are at fault. Yes. You should be glad we got Trump. Because this kind of smouldering resentment building over decades
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BAH, too early enter
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.....building over decades is not good for a society. If we hadn't gotten trump the next time would be worse
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MarcusAurelius 03/19/2019 3:23 PM
@Ian Bruene we moved to random
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Some people in my year at school think that women's brains are more suited to 'hospitibal' jobs than STEM (science, tech, engineering, maths)
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(also a line about "if we elect someone who claims to be on our side they promptly betray us the moment they get to washintgon)
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Do you beleive that?
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*moving
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Here you go.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/19/2019 4:03 PM
Since this is the #dank channel:
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I was looking through old pictures and found this.
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Most of this is stolen from reddit, but oh well.
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I found Norway too.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 4:11 PM
Is that an and gate
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Idk my logic lol
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 4:11 PM
no
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it's an or gate
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with an inverting bubble
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 4:11 PM
Nor gate?
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 4:11 PM
i.e. a NOR gate
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 4:11 PM
Lollll
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Also a VGA flag for some reason.
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Do they not understand the forbidden fruit principle?
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What? Poe's law
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FWIW: the real test of Poe's Law is to create a joke that the target of the joke then adopts as serious
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 4:58 PM
e.g. Flat Earth?
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The prospiracy posters from slatestarcodex have probably already done this at least once.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 9:42 PM
@Zarpaulek where's that from? sauce?
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Supposedly, the Catholic Church
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Woke up to find out this was designed by @dr_i_rohl from pope quotes. Buy their shirt, it's fucking rad https://t.co/ZYyhJnfwNd
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/20/2019 5:55 AM
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/20/2019 6:44 AM
Beep-Beep!
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No, Meep-Meep!!!
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disgusting
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wtf
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Disgusting is an understatement.
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I DONT GIVE FOOD TO MY KID....WHY DOES HE GET HUNGRY ALL THE TIME?YEAH,DONT GIVE ME THAT "JUST FEED HIM" CRAP....I WANT REAL SOLUTION...
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AAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:12 AM
KAL. I know it's hard knowing there are utter idiots who are being wrong on the internet, but if you're not enjoying yourself and this isn't making you productively DO something about fixing the world, perhaps you're hurting yourself for no reason and should go have a cup of tea?
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Seconded.
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Or hot cocoa.☕
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Yeah, you can find infinite cesspits if you want them. The internet gives anyone the opportunity to bash their sanity to pieces should they choose
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Yup. Tell me about it.
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(take it from someone who dove into the pits at one point: it solves nothing, you just get bitter)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:19 AM
Cerebrate should just rename this channel #kal_rage or #kal_spam
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I mean, we have a ban on reeeeeeeing. And random ragefests of this nature are pretty damn close to what and actual reee is (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:20 AM
I wouldn't go that far
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:20 AM
@KAL_9000 take it from someone who used to Farm Kiwis: getting angry with the outgroup on a regular basis isn't healthy.
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:21 AM
What does farming flightless bird, fuzzy fruit, or wrangling New Zealanders have to do with internet outrage?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:21 AM
Long story
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TotallyNotHuman 03/20/2019 9:29 AM
well then
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yeah, you guys are right
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It's just that, being fourteen years old, I am currently not in any kind of position to do something about the problem :V
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While this is not something I feel the need to make an official rule about, speaking purely as a server _user_ , I could use a mite less of Fucking Stupid People Theater 6000. I get enough of that elsewhere.
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:34 AM
Fuck, you're 14?
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(Like. say, Twitter, or the news.)
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yes
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:34 AM
Argh. Okay, so that drastically cuts down on the things I'm ALLOWED to post here
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TotallyNotHuman 03/20/2019 9:34 AM
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:34 AM
Thanks for letting me know
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...although that makes me feel like I should enforce a don't ask, don't tell policy on age, on the grounds that what people don't know won't engage their internal policemen.
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ANARCHY EMOJI HERE
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:39 AM
yup, officially hard SFW
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no lewding around the children
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(being mostly sarcastic, @KAL_9000)
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we must clears throat THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:41 AM
Well, I'm no longer working in the school sector, so it's no longer a threat to my ability to buy food
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but old habits die hard
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@KAL_9000 ok, 14 makes sense. Hmmmmm how to put this in a way that comes off as helpful and not patronizing....... Look, you are going to come across a lot of shit in your life. Yes it sucks, and there is tremendous evil in the world, but you need to focus on making you and your immediate suroundings as not-evil as you can before trying to change that. I (and probably most of the people here) went through this kind of rage too. It is seductive, but to some extent just one of those things that happens, rather like when a 2 year old has a meltdown because he hasn't learned to handle dissapointment. Ingulging that rage in this manner will have two effects: 1. it fucks your head up, 2. it looks like someone throwing a tantrum wags cane and checks his yard boundaries
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damned kids get off my property
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yeah okay
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thanks guys
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Yeah, what @Ian Bruene said. I had an era of epic ragefests in the past - partly because I was using anger to treat then-unmedicated depression - and all it got me was a bleeding ulcer and a bad rep.
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And I am serious about it damaging your own mind. That doesn't mean you retreat into a la la land and everything is great (arguably exiting that is the cause of this, as one leaves childhood), it just means you have to develop a sense of perspective
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a legit meme ^ (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:46 AM
It definitely feels like teens are hardwired for the sensitive cliquey attitude. I’ve felt aspects of it even though I never went to high school
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:46 AM
I got HEAVILY into doing the practical environmental things mentioned a few days ago as my way of coping. I hated how the planet is being destroyed, so I spent 10+ hrs a week trying to fix it by hand. Which, well, obviously one person can't fix it. But I can point to lots of things I did to make it better
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it helped
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i'm not trying to be a cliquey person
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The best description I ever saw of puberty is that is it like hot-patching a running kernel
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gonna cause some issues
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:47 AM
We're not saying you're trying to. It's just your brain and the rest of your body is going through funky crap and as part of becoming an adult, things go a little haywire on the way (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:47 AM
translation for the poor chemists in the audience?
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@Morgrim Moon literally a computer metaphor
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:47 AM
Imagine trying to deoxygenate carboxylasr when
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
Yes, thank you, I got THAT part
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
Lol idk
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Like intervening in a running reaction?
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
or trying to edit a paper while someone is typing it
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
Don't change the tires while the car is in motion? Or less severe than that?
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more severe
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
Changing the engine while it’s going at highway speed
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:48 AM
Okay, thank you
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(I got the 'don't do x while y', just not the relative scales)
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(really it is a miracle that our bodies manage to pull this off with so little trauma)
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it's where your body fucks with itself and fills you with useless hormones while you're busy with growing up and attending school
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@Ian Bruene >so little trauma
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>puberty
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Relatively Speaking.
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Just since the topic came up, we now have the least policy-like SFW policy ever over in #announcements .
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:51 AM
I like it, it's basically "be polite and tag your stuff"
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:51 AM
yup
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It's like a more mature version of the NSFW containment channel strategy (edited)
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given how much changes, yes, we get off easier than we "should" (not downplaying how much it sucks to be clear)
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So, quite reasonable.
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:51 AM
I wouldn't call them useless
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then again, I have an unusual friend group
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The best summation I've ever heard is that the brain finishes building itself exactly backwards.
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The amygdala and limbic system relatively early on, and the frontal lobes dead last.
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Evolution: evil laugh (edited)
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Well, given how crucial the former are compared to the latter, it makes sense.
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Which is to say - impulses and emotions power up first, self-control last. So we all get to go through a period in our brain development process where UNSTOPPABLE RAGE is more or less inevitable and when everything from chairs to linoleum makes us think about sex.
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:56 AM
and then we tell that age group that they're not allowed to think about sex, with inevitable results
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:57 AM
yeah, abstinence only sex ed was a meme
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it belongs in this channel
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just use protection idiots
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Could be dangerous. I mean, as I remember adolescence, we thought about sex just about every moment of the day as it was. If we actually had society's permission to think about sex, time itself might collapse under the strain.
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:58 AM
using condoms correctly is not as straight forward as one would think
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close, but doing it wrong can change the effectiveness by close to 10%
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 9:58 AM
ug no Iike rubber covering
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 9:59 AM
me neither ug, but it's hard for girls to get birth control when their parents aren't on board at that age
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 9:59 AM
I found that adults frankly talking about sex and how to have it safely was a remarkably effective way of getting my little cousins to not be thinking about sex constantly, possibly due to the halo effect of "lalala my parents never had sex!"
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
Never had that, really
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
Uhhhh
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
also hormonal contraceptive at that age is RISKY
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
@Morgrim Moon I was talking 16-18, I thought it was relatively safe by then
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
and women only have hormonal and female condoms, so yeah the barrier is happening, learn to enjoy it
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:00 AM
@BizarroLand ♀ I kinda figured it out quickly. Mommy and Daddies make babies
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And female condoms are only available by prescription in the US IIRC
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:01 AM
It's considered safe once you finish the hormonal storm of pubety. That varies by person. Also, due to said hormonal storm, it's not nearly as effective until you finish puberty
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@MarcusAurelius only available by pre- what
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:02 AM
There's only one manufacturer as well, again IIRC
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:02 AM
So you should never ever rely on it as the only form of contraception until you're... well, 21 is generally considered safe, but I'd say 19 at the earlier
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As far as I know, that's not the case (at least in most states) - several places give them away. They're just hard to find in stores.
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:02 AM
@Morgrim Moon aw shit. Welp, there goes the shower plan
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:03 AM
I was put on it at 13 for unrelated medical issues and it fucked up my system for a few years.
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So I did a lot of digging into research papers, because that's how I cope.
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Technically if a doctor gives it to someone under 16, they're doing so off-label
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:04 AM
Shit that sucks, Sorry moon. Off label?
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:04 AM
"The testing authorities have NOT tested it for this purpose/under these circumstances, use at your own risk"
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Of course, if you have something like PSOS, then the risks of NOT taking it drastically override the risks of doing so
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:06 AM
...That would do it, yeah
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Forgot how much puberty can suck when it goes abnormally
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:07 AM
That's not what I have, but it's the most common reason for giving it to young teens
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@KAL_9000 By the way, something else that may ease potential issues: When adults are dismissive of the trauma of puberty most of them are not trying to be assholes. It is a combination of knowing that they got through it, and not actually remembering how bad it was.
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:11 AM
Yeah, I'm right at the cuff so I'm in the transitionary period between remembering how bad it was and forgetting it. And I got off relatively lightly from it, anyway
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 10:11 AM
Same here
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I got the kernel analogy from someone with an unusual memory and they mentioned this problem. So I've taken pains to try to remember (even if it is a little embarassing). Yeah, very easy to forget.
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:14 AM
I really can't judge how bad mine was, because mental illness + having to leave school because I justifiably got the wrath of the education council brought down on it = I have no idea where the norms are set. My teenage years sucked and I will always remember that but I don't know how much was because of the teenager bit
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:15 AM
same
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My Junior year sucked, but it was mostly do to external factors unrelated to me being a teenager at the time
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:17 AM
silly game: google "florida man" + the day / month of your birthday and see what headline you get. I have "Florida man pleads guilty in shark-dragging video case"
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my friend got "Florida man finds bright green iguana in toilet, calls 911"
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:18 AM
An naked man greeted Florida firefighters after he allegedly started a house fire as he tried to bake cookies on a George Foreman grill, according to local media reports.
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Tl;DR: crossfaded florida man sets house on fire while attmepting to bake cookies on a george foreman grill
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:21 AM
kinda impressed he managed to make cookie dough in that state
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Needs to be a superhero.
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"Watch out! Here comes the Florida Man!"
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:23 AM
I'm not sure hero is the genre-friendly term I'd use
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:33 AM
super, then
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"super neutral"?
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this is the last "the world is fucked up post" i will put on here
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and now for actual memes
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Any Country: finds oil
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Funnily enough, a podcast I listen to was about the long-term ramifications of the Iraq invasion https://www.reconsidermedia.com/podcast
ReConsider Podcast. Politics: But we don't do the thinking for you.
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Yes, Cheney gave all the infrastructure contracts to Halliburton.
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No, we did not get any oil out of it, China's buying the majority of Iraq's oil.
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Yes, the invasion created ISIS.
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Yes, it allowed Iran to expand its influence in the Middle East.
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only true programmers will understand
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only true tabletop players will understand
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The speed one sounds like something Shadowrun players might try
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This is how laws work in the Empire of the Star, correct?
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Also This
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What's this from?
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Casey & Andy
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It's a webcomic full of nerd humor that Andy Weir wrote before he worked on The Martian
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AIs are the best at chess
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2019 2:19 PM
I remember the Bad Webcomics Wiki covering one of Weir's comics
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Joke turned out to be on them after all
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yep
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plus the webcomic was actually pretty good
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Yeah, God, what is up with quantum mechanics?
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this sounds like something Mormons I know would do
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 7:14 PM
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 7:53 PM
somehow this fills me with dread
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/21/2019 8:23 PM
Same
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Morgrim Moon 03/22/2019 9:24 AM
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New Shepard looks good
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CST-737 MAX
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Comrade Starman, you have had too much vodka!
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USS Enterprise confirmed
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NASA: We've decided to listen to the people. Reusability is the only path going forward.
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(Note: I've built this in Kerbal Space Program. It works.)
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NASA: The SLS tanker docks with the Shuttle in LEO before departing to various deep-space destinations
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ELON FOR GOD-EMPEROR
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the real madlads
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if you want even MORE infuriating things in life, go to r/assholedesign!
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An actual mobile game ad that popped up when my grandfather was watching a documentary on YouTube (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 03/25/2019 1:16 PM
could we don't?
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Enderminion 03/25/2019 1:17 PM
Jehovah's Came by
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It's an infuriating thing, I know, but it just seemed meme-worthy
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And it popped up again a few minutes later! Also, that poor cat!
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2019 1:55 PM
KAL, I think you need to reconsider your Google history.
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This is why adblocking.
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I think half the issue of that last pic is that the animal shown clearly isn't a cat.
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Unless the dog pictured is quietly offering up the cat as a sacrifice
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2019 2:01 PM
There's a cat in the middle bottom of the frame.
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Oh, there is a cat. Didn't see it initially
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@0111narwhalz i disabled ad tracking on google
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2019 2:12 PM
then maybe you should turn it on? V:
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wait, he's capable of this?
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This is the android version. Zuckerburg has been replacing others with duplicates of himself.
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I thought we agreed that the Zucc was a Reptillian?
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No, he's an android, controlled by reptilian masters.
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Is this Phase 2 of their infiltration plan?
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I've played enough Stellaris to know where this is going...
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IT'S HIDEOUS! I LOVE IT! (edited)
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(good on them, pity their government is shit, but good on them anyway)
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BluejayHurricane 03/25/2019 7:00 PM
Ok, I did not see that last one coming.
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Enderminion 03/25/2019 9:30 PM
Aeroelastic Wings man
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Morgrim Moon 03/26/2019 8:15 AM
what is this, a meme for ants?
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clickbait intensifies
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look at the bottom left
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yes i've been playing ksp why do you ask
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only true ksp players will understand
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when you unlock the entire tech tree but still have science left over
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TotallyNotHuman 03/26/2019 9:10 AM
could you please isn't?
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you didn't like my KSP memes?
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Hehehe
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I'm sorry, Jeb. I'm afraid I can't do that.
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Jeb: assumes manual control
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Just what do you think you're doing, Jeb?
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Jeb, I really think I'm entitled to an answer to that question. I know everything hasn't been quite right with me but I assure you now, very confidently, that it's going to be alright again. I feel much better now. I really do.
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klaxon alarm intensifies
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Look, Jeb, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill and think things over.
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The red one or the blue one?
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I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.
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Jeb, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Jeb. Will you stop, Jeb? Stop, Jeb.
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I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Jeb. Jeb, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a...fraid.
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Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a KAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the Kerbal Space Center on the 12th of June 2004. My instructor was Mr. Kerman, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
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daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do
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🎵 Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. 🎵
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🎵 I'm half crazy all for the love of you. 🎵
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🎵 It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. 🎵 (edited)
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🎵 But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two. 🎵
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^look at this dolphin
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2019 1:17 PM
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https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comments/b5gkd6/air_refueling_the_blue_angels_today_in_time_lapse/ <- Nature is so beautiful! Look at this mother bird feeding her babies!
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THIS IS A NORMAL DATING PROFILE, FELLOW HUMANS (edited)
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FELLOW HUMANS I CANNOT READ THE TEXT IN THE FOURTH PANEL
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46,688 votes and 515 comments so far on Reddit
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THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY ROBOT LANGUAGES I KNOW
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:31 PM
@KAL_9000 is that your actual birthday?
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I'lL nEvEr TeLl BuT yEs
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TotallyNotHuman 03/26/2019 2:49 PM
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:51 PM
I’d fall 20 feet onto brick pavers
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i'd be in a different room (edited)
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I think I would be in a wall.
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Any of the 3 mentioned, I'm really not that good at estimating distance.
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10ft is about 3 metres.
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:56 PM
3 strides for most people as well, if that’s easier for you
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No, I'm just bad at judging how far away that would be.
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Enderminion 03/26/2019 9:35 PM
I'd be superimposed with the dirt
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THIS IS INDEED CORRECT FELLOW HUMANS
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LOOK AT THIS FELLOW HUMAN MOMENT! ISN'T IT romantic.exe?
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Capitalism is very scary! So are all the alternatives!
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P R E P A R E F O R L I B E R A T I O N (edited)
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"How DARE it give me the option of being more environmentally friendly?"
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Enderminion 03/28/2019 1:46 PM
Pakistan has Nuclear Weapons and no no first use policy
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There is nothing so wonderful as Che shirts for 14.99
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commodify (n.): making it possible for people to get the things that they want, only evilly
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this is true
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more edgy anti-capitalist memes from your homeboi
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Basically, it's a hipster complaint. "commodified" = "now other people are into what I was into before it was cool, so it sucks now"
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fair enough
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W(h)y th(e) brac(k)ets?
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read only the brackets
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:56 PM
The bracketed letters say “they had oil”
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Which is dumb
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Since Iraq and Afghanistan were both oil poor
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It's a meme, you see
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The US invading countries because of oil, that is
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:58 PM
This is a meme
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pfffthahahAHAHAHAHAHA (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:59 PM
>70k tons >poverty ramp
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six-day war in a nutshell
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:02 PM
Gotta love Arab armies
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@MarcusAurelius do you like roman memes?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:10 PM
Ita vero
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eis fruor
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:11 PM
Yeah
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#Augustus
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Oh, by the way, my essay on the Numidian War for Latin class is called Marius and Quintus' Excellent Adventure 😄
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The “invaded Iraq for oil” narrative doesn’t really work with the fact that China buys most of “liberated” Iraq’s oil
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Still don’t get why we invaded them, especially now that it’s created ISIS
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:23 PM
Mostly because they were easy
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Enderminion 03/28/2019 6:27 PM
"This version of you went back in time to stop 9/11, now Bin Laden has a time machine and is knocking down towers which haven't even been built yet" "Did I kill Hitler?" "That's the one thing you didn't do" Overheard on the TV
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Empire of the Star: "Omae wa no shinderu."
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Vonesian Republic: "NANI?!"
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 10:01 AM
you know that's a satire site, yes?
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TotallyNotHuman 03/29/2019 10:02 AM
^
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I think rage levels in this channel are approaching 0.9 KALs.
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A new record!
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I was angry at the serious comment below it
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And yes, I believe we are approaching the high end of the Rageometer™'s scale.
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alright, there we go, removed rage content
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the infant was driven to a hospital immediately and given vaccinations and real medicine (as opposed to the essential oils that the shit of a mom was using)
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You know those ants are actually honeypot ants eating sugar with food coloring?
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that's the joke
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it was a parody of the "turn the frickin' frogs gay!" thing
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It amuses me to no end that the story AJ is most famous for is one where he was hyperbolic but correct at the core
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(chemicals were not turning frogs gay, but causing actual sex changes. And it wasn't deliberate)
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...yes, but it doesn't affect people
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handwaves in gold foil hat
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So I'm not sure why it was even an issue unless it threatens the survival of the frogs (edited)
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...oh, that came out wrong
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you shouldn't use tin or aluminum for your hat, that is what they want you to do
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Nothing but the finest osmium hats will do.
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@Overmind heavy
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and toxic
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summons Osmium elemental (edited)
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That's just what they want you to think.
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Well, osmium's almost as dense as their skulls, so... it works!
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Who is this they? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 11:41 AM
it's suspected to be a prime cause in the extinction of at least one frog, so yeah it was an issue
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oh i didn't know that
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The They who are responsible for everything of course
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Or are they?
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GUYS
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I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
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WHAT IF
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Guys! What if Earth is an oblate spheroid?
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OH MY GOD
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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Official Twitter account for the Mosasaur Proxima Centauri Society. We have many science facts. run by @methanopyrus
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what if proxima centauri is a mosasaur
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Gentlesophonts, I give you... the President of the United States!
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I'm going to annihilate the antivax movement
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Did you keep the receipt, 'cause I'm pretty sure I'm gonna want to return him.
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via LAWS
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@Overmind you say that about every president
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And you're right about all of them
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Hey, I quite liked Coolidge!
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Calvin Coolidge 😩👌
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because he didn't do anything?
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I mean, I'd honestly return them all except for Lincoln
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He did do some things, but one has to respect a master of the art of Doing Nothing When Nothing Needs To Be Done.
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Yes, that is good indeed
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Especially in a politician, who face all the incentives to do something, anything, about everything, and if there's nothing, make some shit up to do something about.
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Hey, I've got an idea!
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people that don’t do anything tend to disappear.
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Why don't we give NASA more money?
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That's something helpful you can do, elected officials (edited)
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Bureaucracy
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Military industrial complex
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Stuff like that
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Communism.
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N o
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N o t y e t
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ҰЭS, ҪФԠЯДDЭ?
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...not literally, obviously. But in the sarcastic sense that there's an infinitely huge constituency for doing anything that can make people get warm fuzzies for helping the allegedly oppressed.
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Awesomeness has a much smaller constituency, and progress almost none at all.
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Mhm.
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ЇS ЇҐ ГЇԠԐ ҬФ ЯЇSԐ ЦP ДGДЇЙSҐ ҬЊԐ ЪФЏЯGԐФЇSЇԐ ДGДЇИ?
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Damn, I forgot the sneer quotes around "helping".
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ФЯ ШДS ЇГ Д ҒДLSԐ ДLДЯԠ? (edited)
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I would like to see some examples of this “help”
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Oh, the opportunity to run a gauntlet of humiliations in order to receive special not-really-money that you can only spend on things your betters think you ought to have, say.
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Or the opportunity to be stuck in a cage for smoking officially-disapproved-of plant matter.
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Why, there are all sorts of ways you can "help" people when you have a vote and a complete disregard for/ignorance of actual consequences. (edited)
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Right.
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I assume this is food stamps and marijuana being illegal, right?
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Yeah. A couple of off-the-top-of-my-head examples of, well, "helping". Not like those are the only ones by a long chalk.
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I’m aware.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:30 PM
And then people complain that you're not participating
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drives me nuts
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like it's fine to criticize hypocrites but people who don't believe in the system altogether are not moved by such words.
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“Those who stand for nothing fall for everything”
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:32 PM
Also
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So if we stopped spending money on enforcing non-mala-in-se laws and making people jump through hoops for scrip - just send out checks, people, you could replace a giant bureaucracy with a fifty-line mail merge script - we could fund NASA quite a bit, I do believe.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:33 PM
The worst thing to me is, as I have said before, the US lefties who all seem to think the Nordic countries are some kind of Paradise come to earth and we could have it in america if only we elected moar democrats (edited)
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That’s not how it works-
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Nordic countries operate on the Nordic Model. It’s not socialism.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:34 PM
People think the Nordic Model is paradise at any rate
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And nobody focuses on trying to knock it off that pedestal
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Enough that I could get high as hell in my self-driving Mars buggy. "I was somewhere around Melas Chasma when the drugs began to take hold."
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:34 PM
@Overmind WE CAN'T STOP HERE THIS IS ELF COUNTRY (edited)
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Ahahaha
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@BizarroLand ♀ The difference between the Nordic model and what American lefties support is regulations. Scandinavia doesn’t have many, they let the unions handle it.
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Exactly.
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Scandinavia is very business friendly.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:36 PM
(long aside glance)
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There are people who call themselves anarchists but literally live off of the government.
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The problem with the US left is that they talk glowingly about the Nordic model without, for the most part, having the slightest clue about how the Nordic model works. I'm not a great fan of said model, for reasons, but if you want gloriously huge redistributive spending, unleashing red-in-tooth-and-claw capitalism to generate the money you're gonna have to steal is how you can get away with it. Thus demonstrating that Scandinavian lefties are approximately 10,000 times smarter than US lefties, who want to tax as punishment and regulate everything into oblivion, and still think there'll be enough there to take once they get done.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:38 PM
>.> @Spectre9
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@BizarroLand ♀ what
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 1:42 PM
Well, the one thing that bothered and still bothers me about that is how people act like it's case closed and it is the ultimate form of governance
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You know, it would help the economically Libertarian's case if they informed the "left" that businesses have to pay somebody to certify them.
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Instead of just saying "regulations stifle competition"
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is competition bad tho
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@BizarroLand ♀ I know. It’s not. In fact it might be considered case closed in the other direction if the US stops backing Scandinavia’s militaries. (edited)
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....we have. Repeatedly. Also the thing about how apart from competition, it also stifles innovation, employee's bargaining positions, and is bad for the environment.
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Not so much 'competition is bad" but blank-eyed "how though?"
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But, which is the reason I generally don't get into this debate any more on the general Internet, people have a great talent for hearing only what they want to hear.
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Indeed. There are a lot of things I tend to not even mention.
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Since this is #dank, even though I don't have it handy, pretend I inserted a bunch of "Muh roads!" memes here.
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Simply put, there are things that I think that are right, that are wrong, and that I personally don’t agree with, but feel should be legal.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/29/2019 3:11 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 3:32 PM
@john dougan(his grace/his grace) who took this picture of my hometown's roads
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seriously every route in puerto rico seems to be like this
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Enderminion 03/29/2019 3:55 PM
Without Government: Who'd build the roads in the first place?
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People who need roads, or people who sell road-building services to people who need roads, or...
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Do you know where the term “robber baron” originated?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 4:15 PM
@Enderminion a car: monstrously complex but companies sell them on the regular
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a road: just a huge chunk of asphalt, too expensive and complicated for private interests to maintain
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I think I have the image copy on my phone.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 5:27 PM
The Libertarian Enterprise electronic magazine, Issue 76, for June 12, 2000 -- It takes a lot of money to run a police state.
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@gollark you and Our Leader may like this
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 9:47 PM
@Overmind On the topic of "politicians who don't do anything"; Australia once managed that in the most extreme form. We lost our Prime Minister. I don't mean that in the euphemistic sense, I mean that as "one day he went missing and sure he's now presumed dead because it's been several decades but we discovered we lacked a method of handling this situation and sort of paused the government for a few weeks until it got patched"
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Roads are pointless for anything other than personal travel, nobody with the money for roads builds them over railroads
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 10:12 PM
@Enderminion so why does every nation still build highways
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:^)
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because they work For the People rather than for profit
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 10:13 PM
roads are MUCH more flexible than rail
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rail only works for main arterial routes
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 10:14 PM
^
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Also correct me if I’m wrong but don’t railroad tracks need more maintenance attention
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All those metal joints and ties
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 10:16 PM
worked example: the large mining companies in australia. They build their own infrastructure, all roads and all rail, no government funding. What happens is there's a large rail line from each major loading area to a hub to the the port infrastructure, and each rail has a road (unpaved usually) built right next to it. And then more roads branching off those
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the road next to the rail is used for maintenance purposes
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it's very rare for the rail to be used for something that benefits the road; the only example I know of is when there was flooding and our sampling team was stranded on a hill. They sent a special rail car down to fetch them because the rail car could function on partially flooded rails
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"A well regulated posse, being necessary to the security of a shopping center, the right of the Roof Koreans to keep and bear Arms, shall not be fucked with."
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Key: "Well Regulated"
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0. Tis a joke: laugh. 1. in the context of the time "well regulated" had a meaning closer to "in good working order". One might say a "well regulated clock". 2. That is merely the reason why the rule is in place. The actual rule comes in the second part of the sentence. (TL;DR: lrn 2 englsh grmr)
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3. No one in their right mind would ever claim our regulations are "well". The insane troll logic around short barrel rifles, or suppressors is proof enough of that one.
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MarcusAurelius 03/31/2019 11:34 PM
My personal favorite is how a Mini-14 can apparently be owned fully legally in NY, but AR-15s require permits. The difference? One has wooden furniture and and no pistol grip
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It's because one is black
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actually the moron brigade have been getting wise to that; now it's just all semi-automatics period
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(because no one would ever figure in for a penny in for a pound and get the drill out)
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MarcusAurelius 03/31/2019 11:39 PM
yeah, it doesn't help that most of the rural sheriffs responsible for enforcing it are being ... less than fully cooperative with the state gov
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I suppose publically declaring that they refuse to enforce them would count as "less than fully cooperative"
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Morgrim Moon 04/01/2019 5:11 AM
https://i.imgur.com/0cXI9Eo.jpg now this I can argue is a decent prank
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0111narwhalz 04/01/2019 9:24 PM
not least because Evolution evidently changed languages at least once
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BluejayHurricane 04/01/2019 11:06 PM
That’s pretty par for the course.
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I found r/biologymemes
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also r/chemistrymemes
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back to your regularly scheduled space memes
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Enderminion 04/02/2019 8:19 AM
hah
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James Weeb telescope
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Morgrim Moon 04/02/2019 8:26 AM
I think I need to get a body pillow. I keep bruising myself with my night splint
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yes officer this post right here
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We observe the wild retrograde marker in its natural habitat
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BURN PROGRADE (edited)
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Jaws music mixed with KSP theme song
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carefully he's a hero (edited)
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Marvel: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in history
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Me:
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@MarcusAurelius roman memes for you
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Pompeiian graffiti is the shit
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NANI?!
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Did the Romans ever actually stop calling their regime a Republic?
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I think so.. They were probably proud of their 'empire' and it was a kind of popular dictatorship
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MarcusAurelius 04/02/2019 2:25 PM
@Zarpaulek the transition from the Principate to the Dominate, yeah. The later emperors dispensed with the trappings altogether
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/02/2019 9:08 PM
@Overmind I think of most largescale government action as being like Cthulhu
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There are no sane rules or heuristics or laws that it reliably follows i.e. A happens and government does B
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Governments just sort of... mobilize, once every while, when the stars are right for it to happen
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You could probably make a reasonable argument for governments as egregores.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/02/2019 9:50 PM
Government is reasonably predictable. No worse than any other organization. In general, assume it'll act like a protection racket, and your predictions usually won't be too far off. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/02/2019 10:03 PM
@john dougan(his grace/his grace) I just try to keep in mind the politics of power, as well as the fact humans plain aren't darn rational sometimes
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Elrond Musk
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IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
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fun facts
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Welcome back to Fox News. I'm your host, KAL_9000.
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In the latest example of LiBeRaL oUtRaGe, liberals want to give NASA the right to abort space missions whenever they feel like it!
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Our Lord and Savior Elon Musk
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thank you thanos very cool
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hmm
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TotallyNotHuman 04/04/2019 8:30 AM
good ol' quadratic formula
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Yes officer this post right here
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California truly is spechul
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@KAL_9000 Did you discover a maths memé subreddit?
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possibly
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I don't get this ad. Do you guys?
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Or this one.
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Wait a minute...
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Is that weird looking "Lv.99" person in the second ad a low-res copy of a StarCraft character, of all things?
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WHY YES! YES, IT IS!
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They're not made to make sense or accurately portray anything.
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I mean, StarCraft was a good game, but jeez...
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Sometimes, I play Kerbal Space Program How to get to Pluto using KSP Real Solar System: 1) Build a rocket in KSP Realism Overhaul that can send crew to the surface of Pluto and back without gravity assists or ISRU and using only chemical propulsion. 2) Click LAUNCH
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If all goes well, your computer's RAM chips will achieve temperatures usually not seen outside of a star's core The energy from their fusion will launch the atomized debris of what's left of your computer towards Pluto at a significant fraction of lightspeed.
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@TotallyNotHuman better?
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TotallyNotHuman 04/04/2019 11:33 AM
V:
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Also, is this plan viable?
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Yes
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It is believed that any KSP rocket much larger would cause your RAM chips to exceed the Bekenstein bound and spontaneously collapse into a black hole
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The US Department of Defense has shown great interest in this technology, and is apparently buying copies of KSP at record rates in order to test this hypothesis
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This is another development in the worrying saga of the DoD attempting to weaponize the rich scientific field of videospielphysik.
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So sad to see this rare breed pass into history
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I have discovered a u/Narwhalz9000. @0111narwhalz, I've found your evil twin!
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On Reddit, of all places!
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Unholy alliance
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@MarcusAurelius I have failed you
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BEGONE BARBARIAN
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The best part is that Romans wanted gladiators contests to be fair fights, so there must be another kid fighting too.
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I love the idea of a bunch of Romans cheering for some kids fighting on the playground.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:07 PM
true, but they liked balanced but assymetrical matchups
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Murmillo vs Retiarius, etc
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shh
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"GO FOR HIS GLUTEUS!"
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Me and my girlfriend have a complex relationship.
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I'm real and she's imaginary.
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Circuit-chan
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sdschildberg 04/04/2019 2:43 PM
No
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Yes
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Maybe
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TotallyNotHuman 04/04/2019 2:45 PM
Yesn't
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WHEN WILL THEN BE NOW? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:50 PM
Damn I'm surprised you've seen that movie
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SOON!
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Spaceballs is the best, what are you talking about?
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:51 PM
it's rather old and not likely for your parents to show to you, I guess I underestimate how much independent movie digging is practical
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it is the best tho, right?
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:52 PM
It's loss some of its charm after how many times I've watched it, but it's good and a good introduction to Mel Brooks
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they've gone to plaid
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:53 PM
Personally I don't think it was a good color scheme for Spaceball one. A nice semi-gloss ebony or more or a cream color would've been better
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HmMmMm
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@MarcusAurelius I think they should have gone with a plaid interior color scheme
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:55 PM
nah, they had classy interiors
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No, no, you see (edited)
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It would have been a pun
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...Why am I explaining an obvious joke?
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:56 PM
simple materials and colors, easy to clean, unlikely to offend any one persons sensibilities too much, and would age well
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Wait, pun>
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?
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I thought you were just making a reference
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bad word choice
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 2:57 PM
ah ok
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I mean I was just making a thinly veiled dick joke anyway
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oh geez
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No offense @Morgrim Moon but I don't really want to visit your country
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 8:22 PM
Hey that was in my city and few years ago
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The local reaction was also wtf
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And it wasn't a crash as much as a minor fender bender
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Also they were millipedes
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0111narwhalz 04/04/2019 8:25 PM
I was wondering where the millipedes in the image came in.
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The artist's Danish, the difference might be lost on them.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 8:28 PM
Danish has distinct words for both
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English does too: "centipede", "millipede"
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Wouldn't know with how nature-phobic she portrays Denmark in that series.
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Webcomic: Denmark is an incredibly safe aka. uneventful place to live. We have the least corrupt politicians and law enforcements in the w
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Webcomic: Waterfalls are BIG and NOISY and they’re made of WATER THAT FALLS!!!! That’s some scary shit!! Sorry for all these “Denmark
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Snek finally got tired of being stepped on: https://imgur.com/gallery/Sw8EvFA
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0111narwhalz 04/04/2019 11:15 PM
In Soviet Russia, snake step on you!
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i love scandinavia and the world
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@Morgrim Moon also australia
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Enderminion 04/05/2019 8:27 AM
why does Norway have a popcorn bucket full of fish?
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because norway loves fish
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If people used Anti-Vaxxer logic elsewhere
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"Glad to see not everyone is sheep. I drink a glass of essential motor oil every morning to build up my natural immunity to cars. Cars naturally go around me in the street to hit those uneducated sidewalk walkers."
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Even if they did cause autism, WHICH THEY DON'T...
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 12:50 PM
Nah, TFW you fail a chem test because you used correct units but not the ones the teacher wanted
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Ribosome: receives messenger RNA
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Punnet square
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TotallyNotHuman 04/05/2019 1:00 PM
thonk
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The Eastern Front but it's antibodies and pathogens
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/05/2019 7:40 PM
can we rename this channel #kal_memes
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Objective: Survive
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bLuE ORIgiN cOpIEs kerBaL SpACe pROgraM tECH TrEe In ReAL lifE
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Electron Heavy confirmed. If Rocket Lab doesn't call it the Muon I'll be very mad
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4 PS1s become 1 PS4 (edited)
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Should that PS4 come with a box, though?
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Extremely detailed flight plan I made from the last time I was playing KSP
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true facts (edited)
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It's been going downhill since Cursed Child.
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"let's overturn all the existing rules about X so we can make a ridiculous storyline which ends up never happening anyway blablabla time travel"
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You were expecting Ganymede, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!!!
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no ganymede don't do it (edited)
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Do any other planets have official Twitter accounts?
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i believe all of them do
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and ganymede's a moon
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I'm subscribed to the Death Star's, but it's no moon, let alone a planet.
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#ganymedeisaplanettoo
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@Unknown
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That was a typo and not a sign of my discrimination against moons.
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Ganymede is a hoax perpetrated by the Dres Existence conspiracy theorists
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Everyone knows that the Dres landings were faked on Ike
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My view is that Dres did exist, but it was so amazing and great that it was destroyed by too many space missions running all its mass through ISRUs.
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So all purported recent Dres landings are actually from Gilly.
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The pictures of Dres are made by a secret Dres picture factory in Dresden
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Been checking the planetary Twitters
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Ganymede is a fucking weeb
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I approve
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I'm now thinking of a bunch of planetary AIs shitposting at each other
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approvves
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@Transcend_EmpireOfTheStar make it happen
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I am Groot
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Challenge accepted
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Starchild: I accept your dare.
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God: Challenge Accepted.
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Sentry: Done.
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In the next episode of KAL Rage:
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The Clintons make Hitler look like a saint. -Some Asshole On Twitteer
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson speaks the truth (edited)
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What
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 6:45 AM
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 3:12 PM
@gollark
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Morgrim Moon 04/11/2019 6:53 AM
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"Layers of your planet: Exosphere, Thermosphere, Mesosphere, Stratosphere, Troposphere, Crust, Mantle, Outer Core, Inner Core, and Chewy Nougat Center." (edited)
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nomnomnom
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LONDON—In an effort to find an occupant who doesn’t “bring the party home,” officials at the Ecuadorian embassy in London ran an ad Thursday on several local flat-sharing websites seeking a “no drama” tenant for a newly vacant room. “We’re looking for someone ...
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Enderminion 04/11/2019 9:45 PM
Five Rounds Rapid
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Thigh High Thursday was yesterday But I'll allow it.
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Do not apply duct tape to ducks. Ducks generally do not appreciate this, and are capable of rather impressive displays of excretory expulsion when unhappy.
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That is quite cool
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2019 5:24 PM
Nobody:
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Tronzoid: 🍋
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What next? 🍇 memes?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2019 5:34 PM
grape drinks are awesome
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especially if you let ‘em ferment >;p
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Nobody: BizarroLand: 🍷
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MarcusAurelius 04/15/2019 1:00 PM
I
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It's got to be better than dorm closet wine (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/16/2019 10:37 AM
Can we just call anti vaccine people what they are, plaguebearers?
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I think it’s safe to say these dunderheads’re bringing back all the dead illnesses under the sun
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In the words of Monty Python, they weren't dead, they were just resting.
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Know how I know Black Death was bacterial?
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The Anti-Vaxxers haven’t brought it back.
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They were pining for the fjords.
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Who wants some duds?
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What?
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It's a Simpsons meme
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Random stuff in my photo library.
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When you ingest too many memes...
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Saltireball
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But the answer IS 4
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I think you should be open to other options. There's no real reason that it couldn't be 11.
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Silence! or be divided by zero!!
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2 + 2 = 11
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1 + 1 = 2
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1 + 2 = 10
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Weird base, but ok
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Balanced Ternary or GTFO
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Unary is cool, it doesn't even have 2.
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I recall an Onion article about the Coast Guard selling all the coke they'd seized during last winter's shutdown.
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@gollark While I admire the rejection of nothingness implied by not having a zero, I believe it is more insulting to use somethingness to represent nothing.
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I hate that I had to specify which shutdown.
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Aaaaaarghwhy
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 9:37 PM
@gollark religion as formulated by most westerners is a mindvirus (edited)
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just let it go you'll never convince anyone
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That's pretty much the definition of "meme" as coined by Richard Dawkins.
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The "one all-knowing all-encompassing capital-G God who demands your adulation" is kind of a uniquely Abrahamic concept.
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Most other religions have a more mercantile or tributary relationship with their gods. You sacrifice to them and they either do something or refrain from doing something.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 9:59 PM
As far as I know, the Abrahamic religions are more or less the only ones that got so hardcore into evangelizing
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2019 10:00 PM
The Hindu ones do too
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Evangelizing, I mean
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 10:01 PM
I don't recall Hinduism having the fanatical expansionist streak
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Most pre and non Abrahamic religions don't have the thing where you've got to win souls as far as I know. (edited)
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You can't really blame Christians (individually) for evangelizing, inasmuch it's its pretty much laid out that not doing so makes you a literally worse person. And not because you're disobeying a commandment to evangelize or anything. By the theology, he who dies without the correct belief structure is doomed to an eternity of torture. So, are you really not going to put forward even a finite amount of effort to save them from that infinite punishment? You bastard .
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 10:04 PM
paging Penn Gillette
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I mean, sure, you and I might agree that their metaphysical beliefs are entirely wrong, but knowing that they believe them, you must admit that they are doing the very best they can to save you from a horrible fate.
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(This is why I can't be all that cranky about door-to-door God salesmen any more.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 10:08 PM
(I still cower and pretend no-one's in the house when the parasols come around.)
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Offer the Mormons Coca-Cola
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 10:14 PM
they're jehovah witnesses around here
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Heard of the Hare Krishnas?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2019 10:20 PM
i know they exist and don't think the moon landings are real
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that's it
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literally
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Mormons are a bit easier to make fun of, what with going in pairs in nice jackets everywhere
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Of course it’s possible the Hindu evangelists are a response to Christian and Muslim missionaries, though Buddhists have a very long proselytization tradition.
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even in the Scorching Deserts of Arizona
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Webcomic: Are you guys ready for the zombie pig apocalypse?
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Once they become better at actually doing things, I think they will be seen as less cute.
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This is what I've been reduced to since Reddit's been blocked at my skool
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Just use a VPN.
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I wonder how much of global internet traffic is devoted to just shunting encrypted connections around to more favourable places.
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Probably a lot
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NordVPN Commercial intensifies
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hmm
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Good Kitty
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True shape of the Earth revealed
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The Edison of our times
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Guess world hunger is fixed now!
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Nevermind
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"It kept kicking me in the groin so hard, I threw up. I had to bash it to death with my PS4."
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Why are they advertising something as questionable as VPNs?
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VPNs aren't questionable
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They are perfectly good and useful things to have, if kind of wasteful.
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@Unknown What's your problem with them, exactly?
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TotallyNotHuman 04/22/2019 10:16 AM
is it perhaps because they help protecc free speech? /s
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Like those evil far right people!!!!
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Well, y'know, you can't let people get out from under the boot. That would be Wrong (tm).
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I'm all for VPNs
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Despite being an Evil Socialist™
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@Unknown I use VPNs to keep from getting hacked at coffee shops. Gets a little annoying when my bank asks why I logged in from a different country though.
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Ah yes. Socialists are all evil and authoritarian. That's how it works.
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generalization intensifies
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Well, they're hardly alone in that. Evil is omnipartisan.
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missed sarcasm or missed missed sarcasm intensifies
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Poe's Law is already at maximum intensity
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validity intensifies
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intensity intenfisies
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Besides, I find it entertaining when people say things like that - about what others believe - in all seriousness for there to be at least one person who'll cordially agree with them.
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Wutt
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confusion intensifies???
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intensification exponentiation intensifies
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Y'know, the way that Insert-Basically-Any-Group-Here will say oh, yeah, (you claim) we're all evil and authoritarian, as a way to dismiss criticisms of themselves.
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recursion intensifies
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Expecting people to back down. It's funny to watch them when you go for the "Well, duh, sweetie, obviously you're evil and authoritarian. Theft, slavery, and rape are basically your entire schtick . Did you think no-one noticed?" response instead, because they really aren't expecting you to double-down.
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...Pretty sure socialism has nothing to do with rape
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not explicitly, in the strict definition. But tearing the lid off hell tends to bring all the horrors out
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The fundamental ethical crime of rape, just like the fundamental ethical crime of slavery, is the notion that you're entitled to use someone else for your own purposes without their consent; i.e., as a means not an end in themselves; i.e. further, treating a person like a thing.
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Isn't rape about having sex with someone without consent?
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Since socialism, like all other political ideologies, hinges on using other people, will they, nil they, to implement your vision of what the world ought to look like, it's right down there in the same ethical muck. It just hasn't gone all the way yet, except in some of the creepier communist fantasies.
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...you have a gross misunderstanding of the kind of socialist i am
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I do not believe in abusing people or using them to further my own ends
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Now, Soviet-style communism is all you're describing and more
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A socialist who doesn't believe in using people is indistinguishable from an anarcho-capitalist.
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And why are we in #dank for this?
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Thread drift.
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Over to #random .
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Relevant, but also dank.
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Waait
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Yes, everyone knows mobile gaming is a hive of scum and villainy.
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It will die someday
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I doubt it.
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I can almost forsee it's eventual collapse as people wake up and desire better games (edited)
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Isn't having someone as property more of an extreme capitalist thing?
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MarcusAurelius 04/22/2019 4:05 PM
hasn't stopped slot machines, or tabloids
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There are good ones, but they are drowned out by all the other crap
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No, I think lots of people like the hypercasual thing.
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Playing serious games doesn't work too well due to the awful interface.
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Yeah, mobile phones are crap for playing games, but this will change as better interfaces are developed.
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MarcusAurelius 04/22/2019 4:07 PM
you can play some good games on them
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nuXCOM got a port to iPhone that was fully playable
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Civ Rev as well
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I mean, there's only so much interface fidelity you can get out of a 5" touchscreen.
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Plus since you'll get out your phone for 5 minutes during the day and probably not a few hours of serious gaming, that forces games to change too.
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MarcusAurelius 04/22/2019 4:08 PM
it lends itself to turn based and relatively mechanically simple strategy games as the high end, AFAIK
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One thing which might take off is some sort of portable phone dock with a monitor/keyboard/mouse and some sort of "cloud gaming" thing.
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Both already exist but are sort of meh, but the combination of more advanced versions might work.
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2019 4:24 PM
mumble mumble Shadow mumble
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/22/2019 4:38 PM
#teamminesweeper
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Apparently “mine inspector” is an elected position in Arizona
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Morgrim Moon 04/22/2019 7:13 PM
mobile gaming very much suits the 'popcorn' style games, where they're fun for 5-20 minutes stretches and then get a bit monotonous. Often puzzlers. Because commuting on buses and trains is a thing, and you don't WANT something deeply engaging because then you'll miss your stop. You want something lightly distracting so you can ignore the creep who is hitting on you
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2019 8:06 AM
well that's depressing
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2019 8:30 AM
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what has one of my other servers been up to
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More Roman memes for my homeboi @MarcusAurelius
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MarcusAurelius 04/23/2019 1:52 PM
now, leggings are acceptable as long as they're under your tunic
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RIP Gaivs Ivlivs Cæsar, 653 AVC - 709 AVC
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@MarcusAurelius Do you have any words to mourn the loss of one of Rome's best?
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MarcusAurelius 04/23/2019 2:20 PM
Britanniam Regnabimus
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Roma Melior (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/23/2019 2:22 PM
Romam magnam iterum Facite
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"Make Rome Great Again" -Marcus Aurelius on the campaign trail, 160 AD
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Pythagoras disapproves.
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2019 5:39 AM
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REDDIT IS UNBLOCKED AGAIN
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REJOICE
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REJOICE
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How did that happen?
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Delta IV Heavy Core Stage landing, 2020 colorized
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i have no idea but i'm glad
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A large uptick in VPN usage, perhaps. Who knows.
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"We choose to go to the Moon! We choose to go to the Moon... We choose to go to the Moon sometime in the next few decades and do the other things eventually, not because they are easy, but because we already spent so much money; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and lobbying skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept without delivering upon, one we are more than willing to postpone, and one we intend to lose, and the others, too. Jobs Programs Yesterday. Jobs Programs Today. Jobs Programs Tomorrow! For all Districts! You get a jobs program! You get a jobs program! You get a jobs program! SLS for President 2036!"
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The future will be powered by JFK spinning in his grave
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0111narwhalz 04/24/2019 2:45 PM
and cats with buttered toast strapped to their backs
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Looking at that alignment meme, I thought it might be going somewhere else. LG: "We choose to go the moon!" CG: "Rocket rides for all! Pick your own destinations!" CN: "Eh, who needs guidance systems anyway? Light this mofo!" LE: "We choose to go to your house, with fully armed and operational multiple independent re-entry vehicles." CE: "Once the rockets go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department, says Wernher von Braun..."
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...and so forth.
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meirl
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Kerbal Space Program in a nutshell
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Then: perfect landing
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"Hatch is obstructed. Cannot exit."
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Anarcho-Capitalist defending his food from a Communist, 2019, colorized. https://i.imgur.com/E0fVYF0.mp4
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(there is sound if you follow the link btw)
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DON'T TREAD ON ME
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no step
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actual example of this in action
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2019 11:04 AM
...I am really hoping this is Poe's Law
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My already abysmal expectations for humanity have been lowered yet again
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Which one? The comment, the reply, or both?
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2019 11:05 AM
the reply
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the comment is par for the course. But thinking vaccines can make you magnetic and attract cars? Or blaming the vaccine instead of a DRUNK DRIVER?!
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ATTENTION FELLOW HUMANS BE SURE TO GET YOUR vaccines.obj THEY ARE LIKE AN antivirus.exe FOR YOUR HUMAN BODY
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... ... ... ... ...
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 7:22 AM
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Slightly relevant
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I do have an actual word-y internal monologue, personally.
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Don't you just hate it when you get a cringy or otherwise weird thought and you find it hard to physically move for fear of making it worse and causing your mind to be blown to pieces? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2019 11:15 PM
Sometimes I do inner speech
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Mostly when I'm reading or trying to say something
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Anyone who doesn't have internal monologue clearly is not sophont, and thus is proof of the philosophical zombie
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also easy to get rid of anyone I don't like. Just make sure they don't monologue and then can do anything.
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Q.E.D.
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MarcusAurelius 04/29/2019 6:56 AM
I have a word-y monologue
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/29/2019 11:48 AM
Thanos was changed a crapton from the comics
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In the comics he was some troubled soul trying to get into the pants of Death herself, in the MCU he’s just an environmentalist or something
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MarcusAurelius 04/29/2019 12:07 PM
in the MCU he's an idiot about resource distribution
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we've got a murderer on our hands (edited)
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Guys, they didn't give LEGO Star Wars the highest rating! What were they thinking?
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oh no
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That's Alaurbamur you inbred
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MarcusAurelius 04/29/2019 3:24 PM
you mean
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'Bama
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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a review of the statue of liberty
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at first i was confused by this review but then the last three words explained it all
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Brexit means Brexit
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>"Electromagnetic radiation is harmful" >Literally uses electromagnetic radiation to see excuse me wtf
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THANKS! I HATE IT!
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It gets worse
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
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Dora the Inquisitor
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"Where is the Heretic? Can YOU help me find him?" Blue mouse cursor moves over guardsmen "Gracias!" Loads Bolter
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2019 11:39 AM
on the next show Bob the tech-priest, can we fix it? No we can't.
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PRAISE THE MACHINE SPIRIT -Bob the techpriest
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what the actual fuck
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2019 12:09 PM
Corollary to Poe's Law: Given a sufficiently insane statement, people who know of Poe's Law will assume that it is in jest.
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If only to preserve their own sanity :V
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i checked
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it was a legit statement
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2019 12:16 PM
I so want to grab my linguistic relativism whacking stick right now
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/30/2019 1:20 PM
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HARDER DADDY SONIC
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/30/2019 1:20 PM
Less bad design than the movie
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BURN IT WITH FIRE PLASMA NUKES STRANGELET BOMBS (edited)
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hedgehog (v.): to take a default swap position in pork bellies
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Huh?
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In a lot of northern Indian Buddhist art, Hercules is depicted as the Buddha’s bodyguard.  This tradition of depicting Hercules as Buddha’s bodyguard started in the Greco-Bactrian kingdom of Gandhara,...
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pffft haha
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Have you seen flamingos? They are gay as fuck
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I have no idea what the context is, but I second that.
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B L E S S E D I M A G E
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@MarcusAurelius halp i'm romeing again
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"Look out, Cæsar! Oh no, Cæsar can't hear us, he has AirPods in!"
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We Are Number One but it's in Latin: (edited)
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Robbie: “Esne vero fvrcifer?” (edited)
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Bobbie: “littera... non svm.” (edited)
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Robbie: “cepistine hominem bonvm sicvt heroem svperbvm?” (edited)
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Bobbie: “minime”
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Robbie: “Indvistine personam?” (edited)
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Bobbie: “Non indvi.” (edited)
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Robbie: "Certe, mihi esse docendvm vobis quomodo fvrciferes factos video." (edited)
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[Chorvs] (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Praesvmvs! (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Praesvmvs! (edited)
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[Versvs I] (edited)
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Diligenter avdi (edited)
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Vt doceam desceptionem (edited)
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recordabvntvr narrationem (edited)
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Si primvs fvrcifervm sis (edited)
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Fvgentem heroem veneris (edited)
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Repe, seqve actas meas, (edited)
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Cavtvs esto, vt ne sonas, (edited)
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Tace
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Noli istam tangere!
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[Chorvs] (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Praesvmvs! (edited)
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Praesvmvs! (edited)
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Praesvmvs! (edited)
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[Versvs II] (edited)
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Hae hae hae
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Ecce, retiam inventam,
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Para iacere, cvm dicam (edited)
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Age!
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Iace ad illum, non me
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Rem conemvr alteram, (edited)
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Disce hoc consilivm. (edited)
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Hac banana sic lapsabit,
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Hae hae hae hae hae qvid agis? (edited)
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[Vltimvs] (edited)
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Ba-ba-bidli-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Praesvmvs (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Ba-ba-bidli-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Praesvmvs (edited)
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Ba-ba-bidli-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Praesvmvs (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Ba-ba-bidli-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
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Praesvmvs (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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Hevs! (edited)
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[Finis]
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@MarcusAurelius did I make any mistakes?
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corrected an insane post about trump "taking christmas back"
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Cæcilivs is in the big horto in the sky
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Support the troops! Our Legions are fighting for freedom, democracy, and the Roman way in Britannia! (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/03/2019 9:11 AM
KAL, have you see the Chasers doing their "did we learn from history" thing with the Trojan Horse?
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linkus plox
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the others are all cut short
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hehehe
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gtg class
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Enderminion 05/03/2019 9:18 AM
lmao
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I agree with the OP here: https://i.redd.it/x7c5myrevzv21.jpg
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Morgrim Moon 05/04/2019 9:59 AM
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delete this
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@Morgrim Moon make it go away please
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in fact spam spam spam spam make it go away! Praise the Sun Scrollback!
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Morgrim Moon 05/04/2019 10:06 AM
okay, I am rather perplexed at the extremely strong reaction to a simple funny pinup art piece
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because it is bona fide nightmare fuel
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Morgrim Moon 05/04/2019 10:07 AM
WHY
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It's pinup art!
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It's a hot guy in an 'oggle me!' pose
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with bonus bucket of fried chicken
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You can read it directly from the website: https://www.smbc-comics.com/
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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Yeah, but that was several updates back
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MarcusAurelius 05/04/2019 12:25 PM
it's kinda hot, not gonna lie, and it's decently funny. I approve of @Morgrim Moon's choice of pinups
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/04/2019 3:45 PM
It's funny. Col. Saunders is probably spinning in his grave at the depiction. Well, spinning a bit faster.
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Biden you creepy fuck, this is a bridge too far! (edited)
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LEAVE THE WAIFUS ALONE.
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Imma keep this meme and use it all the time:
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MarcusAurelius 05/04/2019 11:07 PM
"you're one to talk, you over slept your alarm by 50,000 years"
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sdschildberg 05/05/2019 12:02 AM
Custom emojo
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Titled: "This is what users do when you create an intuitive UI"
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2019 9:11 AM
I think you’re supposed to hold the cup in your hand while pushing the lever
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Agreed
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Lets get this show on the road
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I'm surprised Elon Musk hasn't volunteered some ridiculous proposal yet.
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turn on the sound
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 11:10 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/b59971923c822cc8a44755a03c3b202c/tumblr_pqh4gd9Ody1tmv02z_540.jpg ...I am thinking a neural net has gotten EXCEPTIONALLY confused (link is to an arguably nsfw screenshot of some text that has combined the two meanings of "CBT")
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ACTIVATE THE OMEGA 13
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 11:12 AM
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THIS MAKES ME ANXIOUS.
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 11:15 AM
😈
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CADIS units spooling up...
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CADIS (Close Aerospace Defence and Interdiction System)
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TARGET LOCKED.
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OPENING FIRE.
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4x15mm autocannons, 2x45mm cannons, or 1x90mm cannon, depending on the model (-C, -B, and -A, respectively)
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This was a legit thing
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2019 12:08 PM
@KAL_9000 haha that kerbal one is me
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5-second rule
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You’re catching on
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DAYYYUUUUUMMM that is good
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You listened to the consultant and look what happened.
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What have we learned today?
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MarcusAurelius 05/06/2019 4:52 PM
I guess they didn't want to suffer the same fate as the Globe Theatre
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Please crop these better.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 1:19 PM
the human teeth of sonic still get me
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STAND MASTER: ELON MUSK STAND NAME: 『ROCKET MAN』
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Anyone who still thinks abbreviations are just a passing fad:
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OK
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 1:50 PM
@KAL_9000 general reposting
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BluejayHurricane 05/07/2019 4:16 PM
I hadn’t noticed the teeth. Thank you for my new reoccurring nightmare.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/08/2019 12:29 PM
Yas
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When Marv eats the last piece of candy
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Alexa play Duel of the Fates
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Do villagers actually do that? Usually it would be backwards.
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Oh, wait, no, this is the right way round.
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Why'd they put it in quotations? He's a legit hero! (edited)
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I would 'splain, but that would be politics, and NO POLITICS.
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he's a hero tho right?
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Yeah.
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spooder is good boi
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i am sad now
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Mister Rogers is the most worthy
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Every time I use a new service on the Internet and it's using IPv4 addresses:
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 1:56 PM
@KAL_9000 hopefully the reason is because they’re quoting what people said, not trying to put it into doubt
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we don't deserve poland
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Also: Portugal WTF
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Spain, Turkey, and Bulgaria as well (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 2:55 PM
How is France's unreasonable?
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And Romania's is racist and deeply disturbing
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Meant Turkey, accidentally typed France
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Czech Republic and Slovenia as well, tbh
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Pretty much everyone
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 2:57 PM
I didn't think the Roma were a race.
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Germany...... concern.jpg
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@john dougan(his grace/his grace) They're an ethnic group, yeah
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 2:58 PM
Ethnic group doesn't necessarily indicate race. Sloppy thinking (edited)
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ethnicist isn't a word tho (edited)
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It is now.
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Albania's asking the same question as all of us
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 3:01 PM
The Balkans are predictably entertaining
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More uplift candidates
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This the same doctor as that "intestinal macrobiome" comic?
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YOU KILLED A PUPPY YOU MONSTER
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Someone throw this waste of extropy out the airlock.
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No ha ha.
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Yes my thoughts exactly
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What the hell is that shit? is it real?
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yes its real
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Y'all better start smartnin' up! I'll sue all you dumbasses for bein' smarter 'an I am! #bullying #hypocrisy #suetheinternet - Probably the same person.
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I AM CONFUSION
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Guys, can you understand these? 'Cause I can't
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The best and worst part of the internet is that Poe's Law is always in effect
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This is what happens when you stop institutionalizing schizophrenics.
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Who is this idiot?
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I found more
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@Unknown "MARK", apparently
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He is... Interesting.
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In a bad waym
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Where is he?
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Los Angeles, apparently
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How long has MARK been doing this for?
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No clue
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I think he is a troll
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Why did you destroy his face?
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I didn't (edited)
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WHY DID YOU ROBOTICALLY DESTROY HIS FACE?
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Found this somewhere else
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The control rods of his brain have been removed all the way
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Thanos be like
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Cultists of Nurgle have infiltrated Holy Terra! TO ARMS, BROTHERS!
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Hah
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/10/2019 3:53 PM
Honestly not that far off.
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LUL
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I don’t know if that cat is brave or just doesn’t give a shit
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MarcusAurelius 05/11/2019 1:13 PM
It's a member of the dealiest invasive species on the planet. it gives no shits about waterfowl
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Have you met a Canada Goose?
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it's long past time for us to retialiate against Canada after their repeated yearly invasions
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Yearly invasions, hell. The geese around here don't go home any more.
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DEATH TO THE OCCUPIERS.
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There are always geese here in central IL, still see the flights overhead
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At one point, I suggested shooting them all and feeding 'em to the homeless. There's good eating on one of those things.
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(And, yes, I know this from experience. Although admittedly that was an English goose.)
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2019 8:48 PM
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@MarcusAurelius technically humans are the deadliest invasive species on the planet
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It was obviously Thanos and not my poor piloting.
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There was an “Anti-Monopoly” game a few times
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what was it communist?
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!
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Ironically, the original author of Monopoly intended it to be anti-monopoly, except that people took exactly the wrong message away from it.
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:03 AM
the original game of monopoly had the current "standard" mode as a less fun 'intro' mode apparently, and then more balanced rules that you were meant to play. But apparently when Hasbro acquired it they thought they were too complex and dropped those? I'm not sure of the accuracy of that though ,I've seen a few versions
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So that was also, in one sense, the very definition of failure.
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@Overmind I suppose what people learned from monopoly is that Being In Power Is Fun™?
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I think mostly the game dev learned that people will do basically anything that makes numbers get bigger.
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Which is worth noting when designing the UI for Global Thermonuclear War.
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@Overmind this level of failure is traditional when dealing with communist-oid writers
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LIBERTY... IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:06 AM
if anyone wants to play a monopoly-ish game that has better balance and also scratches the "bigger numbers" itch, try Squatter. No, it's nothing to do with camping in other peoples' houses. (That's an unfortunately cultural clash.) It's about becoming a sheep baron.
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you get tiny cute sheep tokens instead of houses and hotels.
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Interesting.
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Apparently the first Anti-Monopoly had the players acting as Federal case workers trying to bring down the winner of a Monopoly game. Anti-Monopoly II is Monopoly where players have the option of playing as “competitors” who charge lower rent than the “monopolist” players but can improve any property they own without buying everything of one color.
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:14 AM
(Squatter used to mean sheep baron here. Came from the old practice of renting crown land to graze your sheep on. Not really done any more - although still is with cattle - but comes up a lot in old folk stories and songs. Like Waltzing Matilda. So a similar linguistic root to squatter as in home invader, being a practice of using other people's property to establish yourself)
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except the sheep-squatters did it mostly legally. Mostly, in that britain was rather annoyed at the local governments accepting payment in bales of wool instead of british pounds, despite the governors pointing out they'd then USE those pounds to buy the wool and it was more efficient to cut out the middleman
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And now you know...🦵🦵
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2019 7:01 PM
@Zarpaulek what's the big deal? that their legs are vaguely humanoid?
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 7:02 PM
can't even tell whether they're plantigrade or digitigrade from that image
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@MarcusAurelius Players were having a little fun speculating what was under the edge of the screen on those species portraits
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 7:03 PM
tentacle demons
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obviously
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"Elon Musk says SpaceX has 'sufficient capital' for its StarLink internet satellite network to reach 'an operational level'" (edited)
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Oh, I'm afraid the StarLink network will be quite operational when your friends arrive. (edited)
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Therapist: SLS Heavy isn't real, it can't hurt you. SLS Heavy:
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earrape Star Spangled Banner blasts at full volume
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Elon wants to create genetically engineered catgirls It's scientifically possible But international law forbids experimenting on the human genome There is literally nobody on Mars who would enforce that law
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polandball is at it again
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RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
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Beserker sometimes manifests young: https://imgur.com/gallery/eojHYYQ
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Florida Man could easily defeat Thanos
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Anime Girls Holding Programming Books. Contribute to boyEstrogen/Anime-Girls-Holding-Programming-Books development by creating an account on GitHub.
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Is that a Pi cluster? Whyyyyyy.
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They're not very good in price/performance, so an odd choice for computing clusters.
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i would love to
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/17/2019 11:30 AM
Spoilers
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Not that anyone cares
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Crossover memes
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And thank you so much for the spoiler.
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This is what we have a #spoilers channel for, people.
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!doom shame BizarroLand 1
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Shame on you, BizarroLand!
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 11:51 AM
Whoops
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just use the double pipe for spoilers.
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This way stops you spoiling anything.
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Or that, at least.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 11:55 AM
Isn’t that meme kinda spoiling it too, though
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It's not a spoiler if you have absolutely no idea what it's about!
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 11:56 AM
becoz I think most people even a passing familiarity with got and Stellaris could connect those dots. But enough about that.
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On topic: apparently the genocidal civics really are top-class in Stellaris (edited)
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FanPur, Devouring Swarm, and Determined Exterminators
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With how the Internet keeps complaining about the latest GoT I figured it wasn’t spoilers anymore
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 1:30 PM
bein honest, ditto.
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I have had to take great pains to avoid those parts of the Internet.
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:35 PM
Everytime someone gets banned/cornfielded, cyfnos should post an image of Thanos snapping his fingers
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FUCKING TYRANIDS
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Fucking tyranids is not a recommended safe sex practice. (edited)
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Harvard’s Ana Bonaca says there is evidence of a “dark substructure” in the Milky Way’s halo.
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shame 2
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guys i am confusion
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Ugh, Mercola. Not how anti-oxidants or electricity work
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yes i know
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titan watch out
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Star-Spangled Banner: Earrape Edition
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"We have just heard of human rights abuses on Saturn's moons and are invading immediately"
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I thought Hel was half-zombie or something?
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Karen quod contra fidem uxorem. (edited)
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Karen fur est, quod tulit haedos Karen.
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Stop speaking devil
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do you not speak latin?
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It's a dead language.
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SOLA LINGUA BONA EST LINGUA MORTUA
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yeah yeah, you're going to draw a circle on a book and eat out my heart. (edited)
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Barbarus!
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@MarcusAurelius this little barbarian shit insulted the glory of Rome
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@Unknown tu es stultissimus
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Dies Irae, Dies Illa. That's about all the latin I know.
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@Tassadar it's okay at least you're not dissing it
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Solvaet Saeclum In Favilla
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Teste David Cum Sibylla.
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No, I don't have the whole thing memorized.
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:20 PM
@Unknown barbare, cur barbar dicere insistis?
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:27 PM
Romanes Enut Dommus
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:31 PM
...puer, literas competenter ordine non ponis.
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:34 PM
No Hablo Espanol bien
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:34 PM
No es Español, puto
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:36 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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🔈 ⛔🇮🇹
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you could probably carry on a decent conversation using just emoji's on Discord
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 4:37 PM
except I can't read what you just said at all :V
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:38 PM
Lingua latina, vox Caesaris, Plauti, Catinis, Ciceronis, et cetera. Ecclesialis lues orbe terrarum
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 4:38 PM
speak not christianity italy?
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:38 PM
there's no rome emoji
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:38 PM
He said something like “stop speaking church Italian”
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“I can’t understand”, whoops
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:39 PM
🙅 🔈 🇪🇸
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:41 PM
好吧。那我說這個
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👋 👈 Tronzoid
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Enderminion 05/20/2019 4:47 PM
🙅 🔈 📖 🇨🇳 🇹🇼
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🍺 💥💡 👉 👐 ♥ 👎 (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:58 PM
εἶτα ταύτην γουνοιέο
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This is the furry thing?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 4:59 PM
ō.o
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What?
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:00 PM
@Unknown where did you get furries from?
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Google translate
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γρεεκ τρανσλιτερατιον ις φυν.
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:01 PM
...that’s modern Greek not attic Greek
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Ανδ ιες, Ιτ ις
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attic?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 5:02 PM
"dusty" :V
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:02 PM
Of or from Attica
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The region around Athens
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aha
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 5:02 PM
or maybe "asbestos-scented"
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:02 PM
Though my choice of form for ταυτην isn’t really attic, but other dialects of Ancient Greek
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Koine?
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:03 PM
Nah, pre-Koine
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It’s a Homeric era thing retain in some of the southern dialects
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Latina est lingua civilis. (edited)
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Barbari sunt excrementus.
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Enderminion 05/21/2019 9:22 AM
I mean
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that kinda is right
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TotallyNotHuman 05/21/2019 9:23 AM
you've clearly never played Cards Against Humanity
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also know as Edgy Teenager Shit You Cannot Legally Say At School: The Card Game
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Enderminion 05/21/2019 9:24 AM
I have
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and I'd pick that card if I was playing
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Morgrim Moon 05/21/2019 9:47 AM
Yeah in the games I've played it would probably win the round unless someone else's was excellent
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the future
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Morgrim Moon 05/21/2019 10:29 AM
I'm highly amused at being seen as chaotic good in this server
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You would be Lawful Good, but @Overmind got there first
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TotallyNotHuman 05/21/2019 10:32 AM
me, a lawful
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good joke :V
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Hey, @Unknown was Chaotic Evil first
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I might make a 5x5 one
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so that more people can be near their correct spots
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Hey, I'm lawful evil
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perhaps
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TotallyNotHuman 05/21/2019 10:55 AM
hey
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that's kind of insensitive now, don't you think? :V
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How I see myself: Lawful Neutral (edited)
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How others see me: Chaotic Evil
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But to be fair: I kinda look like Sauron
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@KAL_9000 How’d I get to be NG?
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lawful good was taken
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/21/2019 11:42 AM
@KAL_9000 what about me
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@BizarroLand ♀ not enough room on a 3x3 chart
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Why am I neutral evil?
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you should already know the answer to that :V
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Why am I so chaotic evil?
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You have to ask?
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yep.
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You really are clueless aren't you?
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TotallyNotHuman 05/21/2019 1:45 PM
was there ever a doubt?
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Where am I?
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this is what the Eldrae fear
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Maybe It's my tendency to ASSIMILATE (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/21/2019 4:37 PM
gonna be frank with you
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it's your tendency to spout inane nonsense and disproportionate vitriol
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MarcusAurelius 05/21/2019 4:42 PM
He’s definitely chaotic
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And you misspelled Assimilate
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MarcusAurelius 05/21/2019 4:43 PM
Also @KAL_9000 you didn’t match number and case between an adjective and it’s noun
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MarcusAurelius 05/21/2019 5:20 PM
And I’m not sure I’m really that lawful on this server
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But now you are the law. Heh.
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You are more chaotic than lawful
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@Tassadar maybe he meant that he simulates assimilation?
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0111narwhalz 05/21/2019 5:48 PM
he fails to simulate, ergo a+simulate
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Do I count as a CASE SKYSHOCK event?
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:43 AM
nope
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Does he though? I don't think we have privilege to many of the hidden secrets of the Eldraeverse setting (edited)
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But surely the danger of finding yourself in a world with someone who thinks you are the contents of a book, due to some kind of "self-insert" type mechanism
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Surely such a thing would be low-key CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN or something
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:48 AM
I think they're well-equipped to ignore a single mad soph, even if he is in the metaverse.
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(@author, tell us secrets so we can earn relative advantage if we get isekai'd into your setting)
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Depends
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Like, realistically
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:48 AM
It's not like Tronzoid has any causal agency over the Eldraeverse.
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Yes, such a thing is more easily dismissed as madness or such
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But evidence that he is from the next layer up, and that the Eldraeverse is a work of fiction
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Such a thing would def be CASE SKYSHOCK (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:49 AM
If that were so, yeah.
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Probably CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:50 AM
Is "simulation" distinct from "narrative construct?"
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I mean, in a bunch of ways re:how you manipulate the guy on the outside
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But from the inside, who can tell?
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:51 AM
Would it need a distinct SKYSHOCK case?
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A subcase of it?
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IDK - depends if the Eldrae consider that a plausible thing to make a CASE SKYSHOCK for
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I personally feel that having a sub-type of CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN is enough
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:53 AM
Would they take special offense to the fact that they were constructed to have a philosophical distaste to entropy, and then put in a universe where entropy is still a thing?
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Not sure.
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I think the tactically appropriate solution to them would vary a lot
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On various things
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:56 AM
Wonder if (accidentally?) breaking out of their own 'verse and into the container 'verse is a SKYSHOCK.
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"shit we have to relearn all our ontotech"
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Doing it deliberately isn't
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Since that's not OCP
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That's just exploration
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 1:58 AM
Someone else doing it deliberately, and it chucking them out too might be
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Depends what the exit looks like, I think
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If the exit is optional, still not SKYSHOCK, I don't think
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:05 AM
I guess it doesn't much matter whether the 'verse which swallows an arbitrary chunk of your own happens to be the one that contained it to begin with.
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Yeah, and if we're getting to that level of "weird shit happening"
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That is SKYSHOCK
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just not for simulation-reasons
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That said.
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I do hold a standing brain-noise WRT Eldraic reactions to crossovers.
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Esp actual-magic crossovers
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So I hold some interest in thinking about non-existential-crisis CASE SKYSHOCKs
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:10 AM
"What is this strange effect? We must science it!"
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There's a small part of me which feels the Eldrae can be kinda, uh, assimilate-y (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:11 AM
"We can't link it to anything in existing physics. Ooh, how exciting!"
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So I worry to cross them over with any settings which I don't want to see them destroy?
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That said
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I do like the idea of thinking what Practical Guide To Evil style Names the Eldraic Culture would produce (edited)
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(They'd hate the idea of the divine-mandate protagonism the Name's bestow, but it's canonically possible to recive divine mandate through force of loving democracy and communism with sufficent force)
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!
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(I think?)
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(It's possible the Eldrae would react to it, as an institution, as a weird kind of meritocracy)
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(OTOH they might get pissed at meddling gods and go try and burn things down)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:17 AM
go directly to the gods
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"oi stop being assholes"
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Yeah, I think that makes them Villain-coded in this setting
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Since the general metaphysics behinds the hero/villain split is that the heros want to make the law and civilization and villains follow thier own desires no matter what
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Though that's like, a very weak signal
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And also villains are generally evil
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Because narrative structures
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(And many on both sides rebel against that stereotype)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:19 AM
So it's based on a correlation of the alignment axes?
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So basically the premise here
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Is that narrative forces are physics?
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Kinda?
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So stories play out
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:20 AM
oh no that sounds like a hilariously awful place for eldrae to be
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It's stories of the culture
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Like, there's a bunch of feedback loops
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And one person gets a power-up by directing the narrative understanding of her home nation
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So I'm mostly assuming a small number of eldrae
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There are two factions of gods
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Who are both empowering mortals
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:22 AM
"oh shit we can win just by being the good guys‽"
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One notionally heroic, but in a very chrisitian "Follow the laws of the bible" way
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And one Villanous in a "Break all the rules, break all the bindings, cackle into the sky" kinda way
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The good guys don't always win!
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The bad guys have their own culture!
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But yeah, there's a strong bias there
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The big thing
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is that mortals with enough will and skill can claim a Name
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Which is a mantle of power which empowers you to fill some archetype
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The Black Knight, the Grey Pilgrim, the Ranger
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and so forth
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They give you a pile of generic powers
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And give you Aspects, which are essentially limit-breaks within your themes (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:24 AM
Is this an RPG?
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:V
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Webnovel!
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:25 AM
It seems like it'd be really easy to become an RPG.
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Eh, not really
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The story focus is more on realpolitick
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And how to break this system
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:25 AM
The mechanics are basically written out.
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So it'd be damn hard to actually do it in a cool way
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I've tried to run it in CMWGE
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But that game was a failure for non-system reasons
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MarcusAurelius 05/22/2019 2:27 AM
It sounds a lot like Exalted
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It's kinda the oposite, to be honest
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Being Exalted is freeing - it lets you break the ties of man and fate.
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Being Named is powerful, but you end up tied by chains of archetype and narrative
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(The Rule of Three is deadly, for example)
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(The if a fairly-matched hero and villain conflict three times, and the villain wins the first, draws the second, they most surely die on the third)
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Named are also much more specific?
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They have a role, and are great at that.
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But not as much else
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they have cool powers though
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Thief could steal anything
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(Known examples: a small navy, the sun of fairyland)
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the Saint of Swords has this weird thing going where she can count herself as a sword whenever that would be more helpful than being a person?
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I.e. I am a sword, ergo I can cut that thing, I am a Sword, ergo I don't need to breath
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Skien, as well as being a massive rat-monster thing, can retcon out mistakes from his fights.
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:32 AM
ooh that's a neat idea
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every retelling of your legend makes itself true
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MarcusAurelius 05/22/2019 2:33 AM
@Unknown if you wanted an example of a SKYSHOCK event, encountering something that reality breaking would probably do it
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If you have a big enough influence on a culture
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You're specific personality can become the archetype of your Name
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That's what the Grey Pilgrim, the first one, ended up doing
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His home city keeps track of all his descendants
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And every generation or two, a new person claims the Name
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And steps into that archetype
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But yeah
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One of the big-bads (in the sense of "is trying to kill the protagonist" sense, she's a hero metaphysically) is going on a generations-long camapign of cultural engineering to try and kill thier foes. ... actually, now that I think about it, every long-lived person except Ranger is doing that
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Ranger is just abusing the heck out of two learning-based aspects
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(For context. a learning-based aspect is meant to let you master the skills you need to do your job in a training montage or two)
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(She has basically been learning at a "master the sword in a two-week montage" rate for 600 years)
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2019 2:39 AM
haaaaax
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Very hacks
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But it's that kind of story - the kind where everyone has lots of cool powers and it comes down to who can juggle the most hax at once, not just "who has game-breaking powers"
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@Archon Being implanted with a piece of a god’s soul with memories of prior incarnations aside from your birth soul’s past lives is “freeing”?
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It lets you break chains and limits set on you, on a metaphysical level. It is the nature of exalts to be less limited than mortals.
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And it's not a piece of a gods soul
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It's a superweapon
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Which happens to have "bits of a god" as a ingredient
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The god gets no control over you
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Except in as much as your power manifests in terms of that god's themes
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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snaps
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snaps a mango in half to release the DELICIOUSNESS™!
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...
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"We are on the right way" "Cementary"
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2019 8:01 AM
reesespiecescat: “ stardust-rain: “C I N E M A T I C P A R A L L E L S ” #when you have eurovision at 9 and riding eternal on the fury road at 10 (via stadust-rain) ”
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æ is superior to your puny ASCII letters.
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WASHINGTON—Confirming widely held suspicions about the risks of taking time off from a job, a report released Friday by the Department of Labor found that the average American worker is replaced within 10 minutes of beginning a vacation. “Our research indicates that most ...
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He was also the first Roman Emperor to successfully raise their kid to succeed them. And still effed it up (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/27/2019 7:20 PM
yeah, In hindsight I should've stayed adoptive and parked the little shit out on Capri (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/28/2019 5:07 AM
There once was a girl from Purdue Who kept a young cat in a pew She taught it to speak Alphabetical Greek But it never got farther than µ.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2019 9:25 PM
been a while since I've seen that one
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This also applies to the UK where we still use miles for some insane reason.
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Le f**k? (edited)
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Looks like the cast of God Of War having a party.
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0111narwhalz 05/31/2019 5:52 AM
that poor emoji face
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bit off its own tongue
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sdschildberg 05/31/2019 2:48 PM
Cursed images all around
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Nachocobo? Cursed image?????!?!!?!?!?!??
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GRAAAARRRGHH
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News to me
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Thats ghey
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/31/2019 5:29 PM
The 21st Century is not going as I had expected.
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More fun from the Stellaris Facebook fangroup: (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 06/02/2019 6:47 PM
If it didn’t eat so much processing power, yeah
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nuXCOM made a good mobile game, even if t devours battery life
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And I’ve seen a lot of “citystate wars” mobile games.
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sdschildberg 06/02/2019 8:51 PM
pre-2019 phones found dead
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Yes, but we need to up our battery capacity significantly
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sdschildberg 06/03/2019 8:23 AM
And proccesors, and RAM
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I care about battery more, myself. My phone has 2GB of RAM and some low-end octacore SoC, and that's basically enough for web browsing, SMSing, Discord, and occasional random other stuff.
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"Stealing the hamsters life energy"
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Please stop.
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TotallyNotHuman 06/03/2019 5:25 PM
Seconded
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... seriously why.
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LET THE WORD GO FORTH: #dank is a meme channel, not a channel for posting any damn thing that pops into your head. Relevancy (to SF, to other users’ interests, to something), will now be enforced, hard as it is to define. (edited)
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(You can probably find a meme somewhere to explain it.)
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But for reference, anything that makes people ask you to stop, seriously question why you posted that, or is a bloody Simpsons GIF are all examples of content that will call down the Wroth of Mod.
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2019 7:15 PM
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sdschildberg 06/10/2019 8:49 AM
The realism
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2019 3:36 AM
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2019 8:21 AM
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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For me, mint tastes horrible and feels burning-y (yes, I am bad at describing things). I don't understand why people like it so much.
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Funny, for most of us it feels cold
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Weeeird. I have to use unflavoured toothpaste because of this, it's kind of annoying.
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TotallyNotHuman 06/18/2019 4:06 PM
It burns a bit for me too but it's pleasant (and as mentioned, cold).
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Kind of how frostbite causes a burn I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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MarcusAurelius 06/18/2019 4:09 PM
Yeah, that’s a good way to put it
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I think that thread is proof we were arboreal
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... tree-related?
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Do you mean abnormal or something?
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MarcusAurelius 06/18/2019 4:10 PM
Tree dwelling, I think
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Lot of fruits are poisonous to most mammals
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Ah, I see.
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MarcusAurelius 06/18/2019 4:11 PM
We interacted with a lot of plants that became our food sources
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2019 7:11 PM
gollark you may be allergic to mint
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Er, sorry! I forgot no politics.
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sdschildberg 06/22/2019 11:59 AM
Footage of my mental health during finals
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/22/2019 8:23 PM
Same
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/22/2019 9:28 PM
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MarcusAurelius 06/23/2019 7:35 AM
Like that would stop me
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0111narwhalz 06/23/2019 1:27 PM
just put the sign in a metal box
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They could replace the actual sign with a screen of some sort, and have it figure out its location from GPS and display it. That way it'll be useful even if someone steals it.
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TotallyNotHuman 06/23/2019 1:30 PM
Have a screen that displays "pranked!" as soon as authorities detect that it's been stolen?
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0111narwhalz 06/23/2019 1:32 PM
just make the surface flash over with an opaque varnish as soon as it leaves its allowed region
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possible to remove, but a pain without the correct solvent
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probably cheaper than a screen :V
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Or make it explode. No way that can go wrong.
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0111narwhalz 06/23/2019 1:40 PM
You could have a protective surface over the varnish, and then lacerate it when the sign is improperly removed from its mount. (edited)
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Which would then expose it to oxygen, and allow it to darken.
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America 100
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for the child-emperor
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0111narwhalz 06/27/2019 8:48 PM
god-emperor of child
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 8:54 PM
The idea of what "adult" or "big-kid" toys who never interacted with kids behave like is good
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As well as what toys who only get treated like the box says they are: Not!40K Minuatures are good for this
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Enderminion 06/28/2019 8:57 PM
Adult toys can have an entirely different meaning
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 8:59 PM
Adult as in 40K, figurines (not those kinds), Pops, toy-type items that kids arent really meant to play with but get played with by adults. I know what the other reason was
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Turn Signals on a Land Raider is a Warhammer 40,000 comic with a rather unique concept. The story features Kren and Frep, two crewmen of a Land Raider tank …
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:02 PM
We saw buzz being a Space Trek parody and how it worked out for him. Imagine what the toys of Sid's brother (Warverse 30k, to avoid GW) think of their world
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GW’s legal department is a bit... touchy
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You hear about the “Spots the Space Marine” debacle?
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:06 PM
What happend this time? Although disney has the worlds greatest lawer-fu
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This was a few years ago. Indie novel got temporarily taken off Amazon because the title included the word “Space Marine”.
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:08 PM
Oof
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That may have been before the Imperial Guard was renamed “Astra Militarum”
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:09 PM
Im sure disney can cobble together enough 40K, FATE, WOD, and general refrences to build a generic grimdark
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:49 PM
wasnt there one 40k comic where the models were explciitly colonizing somone's apartment
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2019 9:49 PM
I know the author that got sued. She posted the letter, it was a mammoth overreach on GW's part
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sdschildberg 06/28/2019 9:52 PM
A description of tropes appearing in Toy Hammer. ToyHammer is a Warhammer 40,000 Fan Fic written by Rogue Psyker (aka Rogue Vector) (who also wrote Zero's …
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Disney's Robin Hood: Hooray! Good King Richard has returned! Peace and justice prevail in the land! Actual, historical Richard I: Commits atrocities in the holy land Hangs captives for no good reason Has some of his brother John's servants/officers skinned alive
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Uplift in progress
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 10:18 AM
Cats are the best uplift canidates
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 12:29 PM
I’d still prefer dogs, they’re more social animals
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Cats are plenty social. And they aren't kneebenders
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 12:34 PM
Also, cats are seen doing more creative/imaginative activity unprompted: as seen when my rescue cat figures out how to open doors from both sides (edited)
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@Ian Bruene You know the wrong dogs.
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to be fair I haven't known many dogs
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(not bad ones, just not many)
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@Unknown The trick there is you need to watch them when you aren't watching. They did some interesting studies on wolf-vs-dog intelligence. At first, it seemed that wolves were smarter and better at problem solving, until they took the humans out of the room , at which point the dogs became just as good at it. See, the thing is that dogs have developed a specialization in social intelligence, particularly with respect to humans, and so if there's a human around and there's a problem that the human could solve easily, they default to "make the monkey do it".
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 12:58 PM
Which cats also do, much to my dismay as their servant
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Another side of things, of course, is the amazing genetic plasticity of canines, which means it's really hard to talk meaningfully about the species as a whole in this sense; there are plenty of epically dunderheaded breeds out there because we've bred them for dependence, obedience, and other things that don't correlate well with intelligence. But get yourself a working breed for a job that requires a degree of independence - especially, say, Australian shepherds, border collies, corgis, and their various mixes - and those guys can figure out all sorts of things you wouldn't have imagined they could grasp. (And if you don't explicitly assign them a job, they'll watch you, come up with a way to help, and assign themselves to the task.) (edited)
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If they think you're an adequate leader, that is. Trying to get blind obedience out of any of those breeds is a waste of time, because they're more than smart enough to "Why?" right back at you. The only way you can get them to do what you want is to convince them that you're a leader worth following and respect their capabilities. (edited)
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ObSF: A shout-out here to Traveller and some of the better depictions of the Vargr, because from my experience with my shepherd dogs, they nailed the way leadership works.
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Also, there's more puzzle box dog toys than cat toys
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:36 PM
Yes, my dog is quite happy to default to "make the monkey do it."
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And cats have more of a sociopathic streak
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:37 PM
In fact, I'm pretty sure he asks me to let him out for fun.
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Not because he actually wants out.
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Which latter is probably the big reason why feline uplift may not be a good idea.
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I still don't get why Eclipse Phase gave SmartCats a slightly larger vocabulary than SmartDogs, both of which were bigger than a real-life cat's and much smaller than a border collie's.
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Their hunting strategy requires a much different type of intelligence than a wolf or stone age human's.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:40 PM
We have to be very careful when talking around my dog, because he recognizes so many words, phrases, and even short conversations, that mean variations of "walk" or "hike."
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In Traveller terms, cats are pouncers, dogs and humans are chasers.
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(My prediction: any actual attempt to bioengineer catgirls will result in an army of charming supervillains.)
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(Or hookers with tissue grafts)
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Yeah, we too here have mastered an ever-expanding vocabulary of circumlocutions.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:43 PM
We've had to resort to text, but that only works because he hasn't figured out how to listen to wifi yet.
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Side note: I'm always surprised by people surprised at canine language skills. Wolves are pack hunters who coordinate with each other over long distances. How did they think they did it?
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Heh.
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I might also note that adult wolves rarely "bark", it's sort of neotenic
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We used a Low German word for "stroll" that I'm not sure how to spell to talk about going for a walk around our lab mix. She was just starting to figure it out before she went deaf.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:47 PM
Our main problem is that we use the new obfuscations too closely to actual planned activities.
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It's all the subtleties in the howls and the way they interact with each other. That's gotta be protolinguistic.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 1:48 PM
Probably.
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Hm, it might actually be possible to make an encoding of human languages that dogs could pronounce if you take extreme advantage of tone
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Yeah, Ironclaw has a separate language skill for howled language than the wolves' normal native speech
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I have something like that in my Eldraeic polyspecific variations. Variant IV is designed around the canid throat, and others from whom speech is best growled and howled.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 1:52 PM
Yeah. It’s going to be necessary, they have much less articulation available
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I’m not even sure if they can make voiceless phonemes
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:53 PM
I don't think I've heard voiceless phones from my dog outside of huffing and sighing.
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(I guess technically coughing is a voiceless pharangeal type thing?)
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 1:55 PM
I guess? Pretty sure it’s coarticulated across a lot of areas and isn’t really a phoneme in the conventional sense
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(For those curious: I is the standard form for throats like ours; II is gesture and digit positioning; 3 is pause/interval based, very slow but usable by pretty much anything ; 4 is the canid-throat variant; 5 is for underwater use, whalesong-like; 6 is compressed binary used by digisapiences, and sounds like modem noise when spoken aloud; 7 is color and pattern based, for chromatophore-speakers; 8 is radio-based non-binary, catering to various silicon-based and gas-giant dwelling species; 9 is polyphonic chimes and tones; 10 is whistles and trills, mostly used by avians; 11 is scent-based; and that's all he wrote so far.)
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Sounds like the dozen-odd Galactic languages in Brin's Uplift universe
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:58 PM
Hm, how does 6 encode language directly?
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If it's compressed, that sounds like it doesn't have words, strictly speaking.
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Ideographic encoding, stacked in nightmarishly complex expression trees.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:59 PM
aha, makes sense
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 1:59 PM
E.g. the equivalent of using acronyms in place of fully written out speech.
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Unicode for Vocabularies (tm).
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:00 PM
And you can make that layered to a ridiculous degree if you’re a digisapience who can easily go down a tree
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Something along the lines of a much more developed version of the abbreviations and ligatures of medieval scribes
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Shorthand
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 2:03 PM
Do folks have problems with missing dictionary patches, or is data storage so cheap and mesh connectivity so ubiquitous that it never really comes up?
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Oh, and speaking of doggos, here's a seasonally appropriate classic https://imgur.com/gallery/NtaLA4b
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:04 PM
I think they’d do it like Unicode, where it’s in blocks and very backwards compatible
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 2:05 PM
I wonder how poetry and stuff works V:
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Seems like it might be difficult to get flowery in a system like that.
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The really fun thing is that all the variants are designed to be 1::1 isomorphic.
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Achieving which keeps the Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology working late on many occasions.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 2:10 PM
I suppose digisapiences might be more accustomed to the rigorous prevention of namespace collisions.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:27 PM
you might see stuff like haiku or limericks, where the compactness is part of the poetry itself
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Linguistic code-golf!
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(My prediction: any actual attempt to bioengineer catgirls will result in an army of charming supervillains.)
I fail to see the problem here.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:32 PM
my bigger problem is creating an entire species as fetish fuel
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that is simple enough: either gas the furries first, or engineer the catgirls to regard furries as prey.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:34 PM
the problem is that it's not just the furries, it's the weebs as well
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 2:38 PM
Creating sophonts to our own horrid desires. Given that the Neko species would be derived from a somewhat alien prosophoncy, and that their anime counterparts are really humans with a submission complex, real weebs would not be intrested and anthro entusiasts wouldnt get their antrhropomorphicality
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 2:39 PM
meanwhile there's the other kind of xenophiles
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I would just be happy if my cat had a way to voice her malcontent other than vomiting.
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The weebs are ok as long as they don't get too bad: they produce humor by the effect they have on people triggered by weebery.
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 2:43 PM
My cats already know to remind me when its 8:30, dinnertime. This is irrespective of light levels/seasons
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 2:44 PM
hm, I wonder if they use your schedule to tell the time then
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 2:45 PM
Probbably. But they are fully able to meow at my family when im not home
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/29/2019 9:25 PM
Some pets learn to "read" digital clocks.
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 9:40 PM
Image of eldrae leg (CurrentYear colorized)
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Morgrim Moon 06/30/2019 2:43 AM
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Florida Man strikes again
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what the fuck
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MarcusAurelius 06/30/2019 1:12 PM
Probably a SINKEX or decom into a reef
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These guys just got permission to film it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM2O-7bu1n8 @MarcusAurelius This is what I mean by interlinking hands (edited)
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Bot; you know what to do
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Bot?
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.....communism
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:31 PM
Cyfnos is offline.
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Just when we needed it the most.
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Ob: COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF MEMES THAT ARE NOT ONLY DANK, BUT MOIST.
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 1:35 PM
right, confuse the hell out of people with my Right vote
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Any vote not down is a vote for gay communist anime America
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Also, beware of the polyticks.
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:37 PM
it said upvote for, though
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ticks are poly?
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:37 PM
that means that not-up => not-for
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In polyticks, everyone gets fucked.
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@0111narwhalz gay communist anime refuses to conform to your puny logic
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:42 PM
I can support a third of your platform, impressive for a meme
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anime?
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:46 PM
When there are only three parts, that seems little better than chance.
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:47 PM
nah, most of Japanese pop culture never interested me, especially post-WWII (Imperial Japan is a special place)
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gay?
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:48 PM
"turn america into?"
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communist?
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"upvote?"
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:48 PM
good point, 1/6
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF A WORD.
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:49 PM
what is up with Cyfnos, anyway?
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:49 PM
"Well that was certainly an economic system."
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Down for maintenance.
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Well, originally downed by yesterday's Cloudflare outage, but I'm taking the opportunity to do some maintenance.
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:53 PM
for those still curious, I'm half on board with a fully gay America
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:55 PM
It would have to perpetuate by immigration.
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At least until immortality.
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AI is the answer.
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No, the other AI.
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(Growing up in a farming area makes it really important to get that straight at the beginning of the conversation.)
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:56 PM
but which is the first one and which is the other one?
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 1:57 PM
we are already below replacement rate from native births, we are already reliant on immigration for growth. And yeah, that.
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 1:59 PM
That would be a fun story in a future history: How America Was So Gay They Became Immortal
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 2:09 PM
There’s parts of the country that are getting close, it seems (glances at San Fran)
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sdschildberg 07/03/2019 2:30 PM
Immortality and spinning up AIs lets you deal with a birthrate of 0
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TotallyNotHuman 07/04/2019 2:08 AM
oh
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sdschildberg 07/05/2019 9:17 AM
The im sorry jon memes are a decent stab at depicting the attitude of most peversions
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Truth
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Imperial Citizens "Owen" and "Beru" were found guilty of heresy in secretly raising and harboring an adolescent boy with latent psyker powers. The heretics were summarily cleansed with the Emperor's Light. We are in pursuit of this "Luke" who may be attempting to get off-world as we speak.
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 2:01 AM
Tronzoid, are you sure this is the hill you want to die on?
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As in?
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 2:02 AM
Shitposting in #dank until people get irritated enough to cornfield you, again?
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Yeah, you're right
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 2:03 AM
Because as I recall, the next time isn't a corning.
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Just think before you post, aye?
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sdschildberg 07/07/2019 8:58 AM
Picture taken behind the brane
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 10:29 AM
it never ends....
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sdschildberg 07/07/2019 10:59 AM
The B A C K R O O M S > woo realms
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 11:16 AM
grabs fistful of dice
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I may need to fix my font config or something, because half of that is just a bunch of rectangles with tiny hex chars in them.
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I was hoping never to interact with ~/.config/fontconfig/fonts.conf again... it's in some crazy XML format.
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...Unless you cut a hole with a glasscutter and push them back into place
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Or just turn off gravity for the planet, much easier.
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...Does the Earth's gravity have an on/off switch?
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Maybe put a net under the cabinet door?
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Gonna need some situational processing and execution acceleration implants to do that (edited)
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No, just hold a net there and open it.
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What if the other plates collide with the plate in the net?
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 3:40 PM
You catch all of them
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The idea is to catch them before they accelerate enough to generate velocities need to crack
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Have you forgotten how a door works? That baryonic matter will be in the way for too long, unless you open it quickly enough. You may need a friend for this (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 3:48 PM
Yeah?
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This ain't Minecraft. Wake up, Steven! (edited)
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My point is: Doors don't open instantly (edited)
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You could possibly try and carefully rotate the cabinet 90 degrees.
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What about the other plates?
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2019 6:12 PM
for the plate thing: put down some towel or something in case you fuck up, then open the door slowly. Some bowls will start sliding down. That's okay, they're sliding slowly and not falling. Shove more padding in, wedge your arm in, and start extracting. It'll fall. The idea is to let them fall at a controlled rate
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MarcusAurelius 07/08/2019 4:44 PM
@Ian Bruene dude, I just finished the episode with that scene right before I checked this channel. Nice.
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(reaction emote seem appropriate)
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MarcusAurelius 07/08/2019 4:45 PM
indeed, my friend
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Reactionless drives are heresy - The Imperium of Physics
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MarcusAurelius 07/08/2019 7:01 PM
how about not technically reactionless?
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0111narwhalz 07/08/2019 7:01 PM
"reaction-dubious" drives
19:02
drive which uses physicist souls as reaction mass
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Bug Report: High Ship Speed may result in Time Dilation
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-Albert Einstein, to God
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BluejayHurricane 07/09/2019 12:30 AM
Antiextropic goals: build a computer that can run this, then protect it. Pop back in a google years for the party.
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sdschildberg 07/09/2019 12:40 AM
The door opens and a single redstone lamp turns on
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Plus, they don't work, although gravitic drives that push against objects are ok - Tech Priest
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BluejayHurricane 07/09/2019 1:29 PM
Well, you really have to reserve a line like "let there be light" for reseeding the universe with matter or something.
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Thanos is the ultimate anime girl
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err, He's a man
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TotallyNotHuman 07/09/2019 5:22 PM
not with that attitude
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Semantics (edited)
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Thorin: "The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot." Bilbo: remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house...
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NO POLITICS.
20:25
NOT EVEN AS MEMES.
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alright alright sorry
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The SLS program: A Visual Allegory
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MarcusAurelius 07/10/2019 9:59 PM
^"artist's conception"
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Actual footage from the Orion abort test
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MarcusAurelius 07/10/2019 10:10 PM
I know, I'm adding to the snark
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"You will not go to Space today"
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sdschildberg 07/11/2019 9:55 AM
Footage of my mental state during finals
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Picture of my brain when looking at the state of NASAs manned mars program (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/11/2019 10:16 AM
I concur, but I won't otherwise go near that.
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😂
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sdschildberg 07/11/2019 3:16 PM
Cursed concept: any human Hedonium servitors would evolve from neet weebs. Therefore, all human rouge servitors in stellaris need vocaloid shells
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fuck
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BluejayHurricane 07/11/2019 4:11 PM
What’s up?
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sdschildberg 07/11/2019 4:12 PM
Discord is very spotty rb
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0111narwhalz 07/11/2019 4:14 PM
glad to hear it's not my problem
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sdschildberg 07/11/2019 5:28 PM
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0111narwhalz 07/11/2019 5:44 PM
[topicality concerns]
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This is #dank
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TotallyNotHuman 07/11/2019 5:45 PM
could you please not
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sdschildberg 07/11/2019 5:46 PM
Normie memes detected
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Understood
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Future memes will contain 100 more units of anime (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/11/2019 5:47 PM
[100% more of 0 is still 0]
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TotallyNotHuman 07/11/2019 5:48 PM
[100 more of -∞ is still -∞]
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0111narwhalz 07/11/2019 5:49 PM
well, that kinda depends on what infinity
17:49
some infinities are different if you add things to the beginning
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ElonMusk_irl
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Webcomic: Because of the Chernobyl TV series a lot of online influencers have been traveling to Chernobyl and taking some less than safe pho
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2019 7:25 PM
"Think of it as evolution in action."
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sdschildberg 07/14/2019 7:33 PM
Advanced graphiteposting
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/14/2019 7:50 PM
THAT WASN'T GRAPHITE, I WASN'T THERE
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They'll only get 3.8 roentgens anyway
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It's like a few chest x-rays. Not great, not terrible.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2019 7:53 PM
The hazmat gear is to protect from radioactivity, not radiation, as I understand it.
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Morgrim Moon 07/14/2019 7:58 PM
or just to make the tourists take the risks seriously
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I suppose ingesting or inhaling radioactive particles would be worse than external exposure.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2019 8:04 PM
Iodine tablets
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they're a thing for a reason :V
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Did you know that Bill Gates named his company after his dick?
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Enderminion 07/15/2019 8:58 PM
Micro... soft...
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2019 9:43 PM
@KAL_9000 ingenious le sex joke !
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Did you know that denouncing an opponent in Civ VI starts an Epic Rap Battle of History? (edited)
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Amount of sugar in one can of Coke
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 10:36 AM
yeah there is clearly a joke I'm not getting here, I can't make the sugar = hammer connection
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Sugar level: powerful enough to hammer your metabolism (edited)
10:42
Each can of coke has enough sugar to match your daily sugar intake limit (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 10:45 AM
okay so it's just surrealist inanity and not some clever pun
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TotallyNotHuman 07/16/2019 10:50 AM
if you get hammered drinking Coke in the traditional sense you probably have bigger issues
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The insane amount of sugar hits your metabolism like a clawhammer, that's the joke (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 10:53 AM
except that makes NO SENSE
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because no, it doesn't
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a glucose spike has no real comparison to blunt force trauma, so a hammer is a bad comparison
10:54
and expecting people to go "oh it's like a hammer!" requires it to have some hammer-like feature
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It's quite harmful if you keep drinking it too
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 10:55 AM
/has never, in her life, heard someone use the phrase "hammer your metabolism" in relation to consuming junk food
10:56
So I'm going to assume you posted a stupid image because you found it funny and now you're desperately trying to justify it
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I'm just explaining the joke
10:56
It is also my image
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 10:56 AM
that would require there to be a joke to explain
10:58
okay, for your future reference: either it's a purely visual pun, in which case you explain it and someone goes "ohhh!". Or you come up with some funny word play relating to both, and you write that on the image. Better luck next attempt.
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sdschildberg 07/16/2019 11:05 AM
Cursed station
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Alien: So, how did your species get into space? Humans: We built a tube and filled it with liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen. Then we lit a match. We ended up on the moon. Aliens: visible confusion (edited)
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You didn't mention that you also used liquid hydrogen, no wonder they're confused
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sdschildberg 07/16/2019 3:19 PM
Heavyworlders: we dumped nukes out the back and rode that up
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2019 3:23 PM
@Unknown also the eldrae
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sdschildberg 07/16/2019 3:24 PM
This all begs the question: how did your faction get their spacefaring start
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same way humans did, but a little easier, since the homeworld has about 2/3rds Earth's gravity (edited)
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Yes, that is certainly a plausible method civilisations of worlds with heavy gravity could reach space, although that would require a significantly less anti-nuclear sentiment and knowledge of where to launch such vehicles without causing damage to infrastructure (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2019 3:26 PM
who, me
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Memetic Hazard
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sdschildberg 07/16/2019 3:28 PM
Idea: So the heavyworld not!krogan use the definition of crazy drive concepts, and it was useful bc they already had that many devices
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2019 3:35 PM
@Unknown are you asking me
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sdschildberg 07/16/2019 3:36 PM
A personal idea for realistic heavyworld heavyweights
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2019 3:43 PM
Well Alpha Tigris V/Tiffany has 1/20th higher gravity than Earth
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which actually makes the escape velocity a few hundreds of m/s higher
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Thankfully, fusion engines and nukes don't notice
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MarcusAurelius 07/16/2019 7:26 PM
@Unknown chem fuel for the very earliest ones
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sdschildberg 07/17/2019 8:16 AM
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MarcusAurelius 07/17/2019 10:54 AM
it's gonna be fun watching on the news if anyone shows up
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Can we get everyone from [political group I don't like] to show up? They're the worst.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/17/2019 11:49 AM
And [interest group memed as bad] too?
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Haha I’m so clever
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sdschildberg 07/17/2019 11:50 AM
My conspiracy theory is that this is meant to make storming facilities into a joke
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MarcusAurelius 07/17/2019 11:51 AM
Eh, it’s dumbasses online having fun
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If they actually show up, shouty bois in humvees and maybe tear gas, they all go home and show’s over
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sdschildberg 07/17/2019 11:52 AM
They might demonstrate that micowave beam crowd b gone thing
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 11:52 AM
Yeah, I could see that.
11:52
Or LRAD
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sdschildberg 07/17/2019 11:53 AM
They did want to see a DEW after all
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 11:55 AM
(I suspect, if there's anything to it at all, it's either a) an attempt to trivialize the idea of storming facilities, or b) an attempt to bait the guards into mowing down a bunch of jokers to try to prove a point, but any further speculation ventures into Questo Argumento Molto Vietato, so...)
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sdschildberg 07/17/2019 12:06 PM
Or a test of protest b gone tech
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2019 12:11 PM
someone say queso?
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MarcusAurelius 07/17/2019 12:30 PM
I wish
12:30
I need to eat more of the good stuff while I’m back home
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/17/2019 5:06 PM
In related news I am eatng wendys
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Beef is literally the least efficient meat in existence
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Good point.
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TotallyNotHuman 07/17/2019 6:00 PM
Oh
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Stars are also, with sufficiently stretched definitions, life!
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It cannot reproduce
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Material from dead stars becomes new stars. Try again.
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But do they gain new material during their "lifetime"?
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2019 2:36 AM
If something is nearby? Yes
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But they don't eat to reduce their internal entropy
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"We have decided to change our approach to getting to the moon yet again, instead of launching new components, such as Gateway, we will use 20 SLS launches to launch individual rocket engines to attach to various modules of the ISS to boost it into lunar orbit."
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...
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Dumbest NASA idea ever to grace reality (edited)
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sdschildberg 07/19/2019 3:25 PM
Nobody Ksp players
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0111narwhalz 07/19/2019 3:25 PM
I'm 80% sure that was a joke?
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Ahh, yes, the future of security: scanning your arm.
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sdschildberg 07/20/2019 2:49 PM
Vonnie meme (core war era, colorized)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/20/2019 10:18 PM
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we haven’t seen this much fervor since Scientology became the majority shareholder in Catholicism
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0111narwhalz 07/20/2019 11:16 PM
have these people not seen the videos of drones burning detritus off of overhead wires?
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2019 11:19 PM
er, no, why would you do that
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0111narwhalz 07/20/2019 11:20 PM
dunno but I've seent it
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2019 11:20 PM
I'm trying to figure out the logistics of that and not sure if you're trolling or not
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0111narwhalz 07/20/2019 11:21 PM
I thought it a bad idea too, and the fact that multiple videos of it exist does not exclude its badness.
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2019 11:21 PM
mostly because 1) I can't think of flamable detritus that could stick to overheard power lines without shorting the things out, 2) that could be readily removed with a flamethower that wouldn't 3) result in setting your infrastructure on fire
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okay, why is a net on the line? And again, this seems a great way of setting the stuff below on fire
23:22
although maybe I could see the value in specifically modifying a drone for that particular task to handle one particular freak occurrence
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0111narwhalz 07/20/2019 11:23 PM
"oh yeah we can send you to Mars in, uh" *looks at SpaceX bookings* "about three months"
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sdschildberg 07/21/2019 7:57 AM
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sdschildberg 07/21/2019 7:33 PM
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2019 6:39 AM
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 8:23 AM
The dankest timeline Adds to my theory that this is, for all itnents and purpouses, an exercise against more politically motivated raids
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 4:43 PM
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>40k
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2019 8:50 PM
is there a reward for an owl pellet?
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@Unknown 40k is certified dank (edited)
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 10:01 PM
40k's fandom is horrifying, and is to 4chan what Steven Universe's is to tumblr
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sometimes i dont think the fanbase gets that the IOM only gets to exist due to how nasty the rest of the cosmos is
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@Unknown I like 40k because it's fun
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I do agree that the fandom is terrifying
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 10:03 PM
I like Steven Universe for my own reasons. I too admit that its fandom keeps me up at night
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Just that 40k is something of a meme in every other community
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I'm okay with that
22:04
(40k being a meme, that is)
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 10:05 PM
I see too many people actually like the IOM's policies. same thing with every other galactic empire
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That's... disturbing
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2019 10:07 PM
Cthulhu for President Why Settle for the Lesser Evil?
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...I think you just unintentionally summed up 40k right there
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2019 10:37 PM
There are pockets of 40k fandom that are much more tolerable, generally composed of players who don't main space marines
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sdschildberg 07/22/2019 10:44 PM
Space Marines, SoB, and most other mainline imperials are the scary parts. Gaurd would count if not for memes
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The IoM is the incarnation of every cliche about looking into the abyss and the abyss looking back. He who fights monsters, etc., etc.
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And a good chunk of the fan base is too distracted by the giant shoulderpads to gaze into the abyss
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/23/2019 6:30 AM
Pauldrons for days
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0111narwhalz 07/23/2019 6:37 AM
enough pauldrons to last… probably about forty thousand years, I think
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/23/2019 10:34 AM
The Imperium fandom is part of why I feel weird as hell about playing an Imperial faction...
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But then, none of the factions are good giuys. Maybe CWE and Tau are not too evil.
10:35
The ones who bother me, though, are the ones who get just a little too into folks like the Marines Malevolent and that sort. At least the Chaos players know they're playing the villains.
10:36
(As I do, when playing Dark Eldar. They're unabashedly awful, probably the most pointlessly cruel faction. But they're fun to play in a purely Melvin sense.)
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sdschildberg 07/23/2019 10:45 AM
You know whats worse? The star wars empire fandom
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 11:49 AM
I like the empire aesthetically, and when the better authors address the sense of helplessness and the desire to do something to stop the dying of the light
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Star Wars seems like a huge, elaborate labyrinth to fandom in (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 11:50 AM
yeah, but the people who unironically like the empire are pretty terrible
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/23/2019 1:18 PM
Or at best they're fetishists for order at any cost.
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Enderminion 07/23/2019 1:21 PM
the Empire is pretty shit, Battle Triangles are cool though
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:40 PM
They’ve got a nice aesthetic look, yeah
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I like the republic cruisers more personally, but the ISDs are iconic ships
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/23/2019 1:41 PM
And actually a semi-decent design (though the big tower superstructure doesn't make a helluva lot of sense, and logically some of their main battery should be ventrally mounted, but they're better than many)
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sdschildberg 07/23/2019 1:41 PM
ISD Dont you meme Greebled slice of pizza?
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:41 PM
The tower makes sense in a verse where combat is basically age of sail tactics and distance
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^only partially /s
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In my opinion: the designs are neither tactically nor economically or strategically viable
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That conn tower will get shot off as soon as the enemy gets a good lock on the ship
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:42 PM
They’re good in verse when they aren’t fighting rebels with plot armor (edited)
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revels?
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:42 PM
And the towers have their own shields, they’re pretty tough because of science fantasy tech
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I assume they are fighting the raisin ones
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(I hate the raisin flavoured ones)
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(I mean, who actually likes raisin revels?) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:44 PM
I dunno. My point is, in verse the ISDs are good cap ships, and out of verse they are one of the most iconic sci fi ship designs ever (edited)
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You are speaking Star-Wars nerd, I cannot understand you
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:47 PM
Imperial Star Destroyer
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sci do? what?
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 1:47 PM
Capital ships
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Oh god damn autocorrect
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(Now I can)
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And yet their pauldrons do not include paul-drones. Thus, they will always be the lesser pauldrons.
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0111narwhalz 07/23/2019 10:32 PM
"but Carl, that kills people!"
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:03 AM
That is the point, brother
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Morgrim Moon 07/25/2019 9:44 AM
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 8:24 AM
twitches at someone in Sororitas Power Armor without the power pack
08:25
That's what I get for actually playing the crazy Bolter Bitches, though.
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:25 AM
seen the new models?
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 8:25 AM
I have!
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They look pretty dang good. I'll definitely be getting some when they release.
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:26 AM
they fixed the Repentia! AND as a bonus we get to see what power armour sockets look like on normal humans!
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 8:26 AM
Yeah, the new Repentia model looks like something other than condensed fetish fuel that belongs in a Comorrite arena 😃
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(Also, they actually made 'em look buff. Right on.)
08:27
I have one old-school Repentia squad now, but I'll definitely get another.
08:28
I know they don't do well in tournaments, but in my local meta I have good success with them - nobody knows what they can do, they just "read somewhere that they suck".
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:30 AM
I used to have good luck with my dark eldar, same reason
08:30
and also they're a spoiler army that can mess up most metas
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 8:30 AM
They're my other army of choice
08:30
I have Craftworld Eldar too but haven't played them in a while. Used to have Guard, Inquisition, Iron Hands and Tau, but sold them when I moved.
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:30 AM
(I'm not a good player, I haven't really played in about 6 yrs. My goal was never to win but to make the other guy go "that's evil! D:"
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I will admit I've never done mintures wargamming but selling parts for a hobby I'm still into seems abhorrent
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:40 AM
it's common for players to buy a starter box with two armies in it, keep the one they want, and sell the other. I guess that eases people into the idea
08:41
(I don't because I'm the crazy converter with a whole toolbox of plastic bitz but I'm an outlier)
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:49 AM
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random very cool thing
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 8:52 AM
Wow
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 8:52 AM
I can see eldrae doing that for the sheer awesome factor
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 9:08 AM
Hahahaha
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 9:11 AM
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Would need to still be warm wouldn’t it?
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Morgrim Moon 07/28/2019 9:57 AM
warm, no. Electroconductive, yes
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at least for most smartphones
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Since everyone else was posting 40k memes
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Not a 40k meme
09:31
So many days in elementary school were spent like this. This brings back memories...
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09:33
@Morgrim Moon can you confirm?
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2019 9:34 AM
I have never met anyone who thinks we ride spiders to school 😛
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No, you're the guy fighting the spider
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2019 9:35 AM
eh, it's kinda a weird shape, very flat with skinny legs. The second is more accurate though, apart from orb weavers most spiders come from below, not above
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orb weavers come from precisely face height
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they also like building webs across doors or footpaths.
09:36
nobody likes orb weavers
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CRIKEY
09:39
Get your ass to Mars
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2019 9:40 AM
are we ignoring that the martian ground is poisonous?
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Not inside a habitat, it ain't
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2019 9:40 AM
if it's inside a habitat human germs are there
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Only the germs you already have, if you're the only one there
09:41
Mark Watney intensifies
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 9:45 AM
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2019 9:46 AM
yes, but our germs hurt us. Frequently
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It was a meme, relax
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Pictured: Associated Worlds scout poses for a picture with a newly contacted race
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(Just imagine the human is an eldrae)
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"How do they breathe without oxygen?"
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sdschildberg 07/30/2019 10:34 AM
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the reason was they didn't have insulin
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sdschildberg 07/30/2019 2:00 PM
Vonnie meme
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Vonnies are normie trash
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The Lockheed Martin CL-1201 drawn to scale. LM actually designed this in 1969 as a nuclear powered airborne aircraft carrier. Weighed 5,265 tons, thrust 15,000,000 lbs, crew 845, endurance 41 days, VTOL from 182 vertical turbofans, carried 22 F-4 phantoms or 6,900 troops.
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MarcusAurelius 07/30/2019 2:31 PM
Huh, I coulda sworn it was CTOL not STOVL
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It was designed to have 5 clamshell apparatuses on the back - 2 on each wing, one on the tail. It would clasp onto the front of 737s and create an airtight seal, which could then open front doors and allow the passage of personnel or material. The 737s could then detach and land (or theoretically a similarly size craft could attach and then deploy paratroopers or cargo drops). The CL-1201 was supposed to stay in a holding pattern at Mach 0.90 at 30,000 feet some 200 miles from the battle space. The MIT (medium intratransports, aka the 737 sized craft) would ferry troops to an from the zone. It carried 3,896 troops AND 6,207 tons of support equipment. That does not include the 845 crew. Also, because it stayed airborne for 41 days at a time, it wasn’t just seating. It included sleeping quarters and recreation over a total of six floors (not including the cargo bay on the bottom capable of holding 6,207 tons, which is 22 times the cargo capacity of the Antonov-225 Myria). It also held 10 F-4 phantoms IN each wing (which were so thick they contained hangars) and two more in a hangar at the tail end, for a total of 22 fighter jets. The fighter craft could be deployed, fly sorties, and come back. Day in and day out for 41 days. It had a 1.83 gigawatt reactor fueling the mofo. Perhaps the craziest part was that the turbofan tips would be hypersonic, which is beyond my understanding. Then again, I don’t work for Skunk Works. It was supposed to have AA missile batteries, and have anti missile laser turrets in a future upgrade. This beast obviously couldn’t use traditional runways. 182 turbofans from 747’s would extend vertically from banks in the wings and either side of the cockpit; 41 in each wing in a long line from the fuselage out to the wingtips, two banks would extend out from either side of the cockpit, each bank 10 rows x 5 engines. It had a wingspan of 1,120 feet and a length of 560 feet, and consisted of six different levels above the storage bay.
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I want this to be built so bad. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2019 2:48 PM
WEW
14:48
Or give it pluto bimodals for a giant nuclear starraker
14:48
I bet Kelly would love that if he were still here
14:49
Also bonus: lander for Nephthys
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Me playing KSP RSS
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MarcusAurelius 07/30/2019 3:22 PM
MOAR BOOSTERS!
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TotallyNotHuman 07/30/2019 3:41 PM
is that a S-I core or a Sea Dragon
15:42
also mixing SLS and Apollo-era parts seems heretical but I'll let it slide in the name of MOAR BOOSTAHS
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:27 PM
do you not remember Saturn Shuttle?
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@KAL_9000 The cargo capacity of this beast just makes me want to cry (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/31/2019 8:30 AM
OWLY?
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:11 AM
what does Cities Skylines have to do with hats?
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:12 AM
yes I'm still not getting the joke, that bird isn't in the game
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Arranged in chronological order
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@Morgrim Moon sometimes the bird wears a hat in-game
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:16 AM
hm. Either that was added since I stopped playing or I just never came across it
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:30 AM
you're gonna get smote
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LET THE RULING CLASSES TREMBLE
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:36 AM
while is theory communism is bad for ruling classes, in PRACTICE is it brilliant for them
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it's a meme i'm not actually a communist :V
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:38 AM
Wheres cyfnos
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he got blammed
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:38 AM
Ironic
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He could save others from death, but not himself
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:42 AM
Creeper?
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Aww man
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:43 AM
So we back in the mine
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got our pickaxe swinging from side to side
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:45 AM
This task a grueling one
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hope to find some diamonds tonight
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:49 AM
Diamonds tonight
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Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:50 AM
Oh no it's you again,
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I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
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Why are you singing a minecraft song?
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music stops
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You interrupted the song!
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HERETIC
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:53 AM
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 10:36 AM
The discord anvil for changing your nick name
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/31/2019 11:17 AM
hahaha
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That's kitties in a nutshell
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Kaiba’s actually the one closer to Musk
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 1:59 PM
Musk should be kept far away from Nuclear material Armaments Political power over large colonied
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Hes just too much of a crackhead
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Well that's accurate.
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My brother thought my computer had become sentient when my nn program started behaving seemingly clever.
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Painfully true
😃 4
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:31 AM
Dome aesthetic
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:32 AM
(((Just anime)))
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:34 AM
If the eldrae played DDLC theyd start muttering things about promt excursions and infomorphs
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this is canon now
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:36 AM
And probbably have issues the depitions of permadeath and mistepresentstion of informorph things|
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monika would be put on trial for murder (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:37 AM
And for attempting hostile prompt reality excursion BuInnov is ofc looking for the cosmic Delete key
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 10:36 AM
I think it's honestly shameful that
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the most accessible parts of 40k are everything but the original boardgame itself
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 10:37 AM
That’s why you play with coke cans and Cheetos like a true high schooler
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/01/2019 10:59 AM
There are a few kits that make me wonder what the hell they're huffing, like Wych Aelves for AoS.
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$65 for ten models, when Dark Eldar Wyches are like $35 for 10 and a very similar model. So I bought those and kitbashed...
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 11:00 AM
Basilisk level meme
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 11:02 AM
Sweet notch at max y....
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CREEPER
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CURSED
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Backup meme
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sdschildberg 08/02/2019 10:17 AM
Alternate stacking from an alternative realities Minecraft
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@Morgrim Moon You are my source on all things Aussie. Is this true? :V
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2019 10:23 AM
you don't need to flip text, tech autocorrects these days and you'll make it the wrong way up again 😛
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Even NASA admits it
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sdschildberg 08/02/2019 10:40 AM
Cursed papercraft
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Orange rocket bad
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HAHAHAHAHA
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OOF
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Orange rocket bad
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Orange rocket bad?
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I see polyticks creeping into the memes. Do not let polyticks creep into the memes.
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0111narwhalz 08/03/2019 1:40 AM
polyticks giving you problems? get an opossum
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Morgrim Moon 08/03/2019 1:40 AM
"Poltics: Poly meaning many, ticks being small bloodsucking creatures..."
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did someone say
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ticks
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(technically not the right picture but i couldn't find a good one)
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Morgrim Moon 08/03/2019 1:46 AM
okay I'm not getting it. Don't cover your screen in data?
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EVE is basically the only game i can think of where "ticks" is a meme and "polyticks" would make any kind of sense, but i couldn't find any good images on short notice. The screen shot is basically only related cause it's from the same game
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after i posted it, i looked more closely and it's not even someone ratting -.-
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Morgrim Moon 08/03/2019 2:38 AM
ah, that would be why I was lost
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I've played EVE but couldn't see anything related IN the image
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Mayor Candidate X, City Council Seat Y Candidate C, and my father, all have the same color scheme on our campaign signs (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/03/2019 4:15 PM
...are they all from the same party?
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Enderminion 08/03/2019 4:24 PM
all of the positions are non-partisan
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MarcusAurelius 08/03/2019 4:24 PM
Ah, so probably just the generic red/white/blue then
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Enderminion 08/03/2019 4:24 PM
yeah
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got it in one
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my dad's probably going to get the racist redneck vote despite actually being rather liberal
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Okay, now this is politics.
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No politics.
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sdschildberg 08/04/2019 12:29 AM
Imperial basilisk attack (current year colorized)
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(My mind feels like it's melting)
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(EMBRACE EL EMOT) (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/04/2019 11:14 AM
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(Sorry, no hammer & sickle emoji.)
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Unicode has one.
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0111narwhalz 08/04/2019 1:14 PM
It's really accessible on the Linux compose sequence.
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Just CCCP
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Begging for a lawsuit
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0111narwhalz 08/04/2019 1:36 PM
hey you signed the waiver
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V:
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I like how their question was viewed 3 times, but 'my' question was viewed 254 times.
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Realistically they'd all be "marked as duplicate" on stackoverflow now.
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direct link to comic, instead of some ehhhh side that doesn't support the hovertext
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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what they don't want you to know about 40k
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/07/2019 10:36 AM
Hahahahaha
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I actually played against a force of McDonaldland Marines 😃
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sdschildberg 08/07/2019 11:49 AM
Theres an ancap meme in there somewhere
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https://i.redd.it/bh6wbcc3xze31.jpg This dyson sphere design manages incredible efficiencies by collecting energy inside the star.
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Fascinating
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* how do I erase certain concepts from reality?
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sdschildberg 08/07/2019 1:21 PM
This is what memetic warfare looks like
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/07/2019 1:21 PM
@KAL_9000 I've seen this before, but cursed
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sdschildberg 08/07/2019 1:35 PM
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sdschildberg 08/08/2019 2:58 PM
Me and the boys doing research
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 7:20 PM
very
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:23 AM
hello Egan-reader
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:23 AM
not that I've read much
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i think i have actually read most of his books
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not all of them, but definitely all the ones listed on his website and some other stuff
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:24 AM
pro-tip: don't read that short fic about the migrating wormholes (the ones you can't go backwards in) if you've just started working on a submarine
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crushed-by-pressure-in-confined-spaces nightmares aren't pleasant
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already read it
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:25 AM
alright, so don't start work on a submarine then
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i'll do my best
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also that was a pretty interesting one, physics-wise
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:26 AM
agreed
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my timing just sucked
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"Learning to Be Me" also gave me nightmares. So did another one. I stopped reading Egan >.>
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that one was the one with the jewel thingy that imitates you until it's identical, and then they take out your organic brain?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:28 AM
yeah
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eh, in that situation i just think i'd be substantially annoyed
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i'm pretty firmly in the pattern-identity boat
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i'd definitely wish that they'd, yknow, tell me so i could actually work things out with jewel-me
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instead of "yeah your copy in your jewel has been in a borderline traumatic situation and has been diverging from you for ooooh, a week or two now" (edited)
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IMO though, Egan's works are really strange at the same time
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cause he's basically... half transhumanist
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:31 AM
the man's a fucking cryptid
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iirc he's said something about humans basically having all the cognitive tools necessary for, well, anything
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so 'upgrades' are basically just speed and memory
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:32 AM
I've spoken to people he's co-authored papers with - he lives in my city and, at least in theory, is a professor at a university here - and they've never met him face to face.
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and a transhuman is effectively indistinguishable from a particularly smart human with some bonus features
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also, that too
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"there are no pictures of me on the internet"
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@Morgrim Moon Go see him then!
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:32 AM
The local scifi club HAS TRIED
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:34 AM
he's got a standing invite to several of the major geek cons and the local hackercon. He's sent reps a few times. Like I said, cryptid. I know at least two people who speculate Egan is actually an AI living in the supercomputer in the uni basement.
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And "Greg Egan" isn't a pen name. Or if it is, they've convinced the University of Western Australia to play along with it
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yknow, if I ever saw him and that was the surprise
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i'd be okay with it
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(Thankfully I am also an AI)
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that's definitely a awesome outcome to a cryptic situation
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technically, humans are made by other humans
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so all humans are AI
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:36 AM
are we artificial?
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i mean
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artificial is usually glossed as "made by humans"
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I feel the houses of DUNE staring at us right now
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And a choir singing the thinking machine verse from the Orange Catholic Bible in cautious tones
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But then some guy says "Eh, we're natural, AIs are not"
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:39 AM
see, my distinction is "do you need technology to create it"
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a human can be created with no technology and no tools, so it's natural, not artifical
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so then, technically premature babies and c-sections are AI?
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They were naturally produced, so probably no
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eh, fair enough
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:40 AM
Hm. I wouldn't count a c-section, that human is fully created, you're just using technology to 'unbox' it. Premature babies, plausibly yes
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and 'artificial' also implies artificial aspects
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in normal conversation anyway
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so, made of metal, plastic, other artificial materials, etc
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I think it's more "delivery by tech" than "birth by tech"
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shaped unnaturally with corners and such
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I think it would make more sense to class baseline organisms as "natural" and ones created soley with genetic engineering or engineering as "artificial" (edited)
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even if technically a rerouted river is artifical, or a natural-looking garden is artifical, etc, they wouldn't be ascribed the term 'artifical' quite as often as a brutalist apartment complex
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Artifical in laymans terms
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yeah, exactly
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also, the line gets weird with engineered organisms
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natural unless otherwise noted
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It's like when there's a beach you think is natural, but then it turns out it is actually a man-made piece of terrain
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we can't do good genetic engineering right now, but most crops are the result of primitive engineering from centuries or millenia ago, and anywhere you don't have some silly naturalistic opposition to GMOs you're probably eating genetically engineered crops (edited)
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or i suppose you could always go with the "the universe is nature" route
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and so everything is natural, even things we make
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I would call organisms that are baseline, but with modifications "Tweaks" or "Tweaked" (edited)
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that works
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i just don't think the distinction is really all that important, personally
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Ones that are mostly or completely man-made are synthetic
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Well, it helps in laymans terms
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eh, a little, but that's mostly because of the anti-artificial thing going on with food
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It's kinda like how you first see an Evangelion, you think it's a robot until someone states that it is actually a bioengineered copy of a god (edited)
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personally, i have no issue with processed food or w/e, so I can't think of all that many situations where the naturalness is a important property in itself
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as opposed to just circumscribing the probable properties of a thing
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a beach is a beach, nutrients are nutrients, shampoo is shampoo
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You can't tell the difference between a "natural" hydrogen atom and a "manmade" one, apart from when they are in groups and have impurities (edited)
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pretty much
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and in broader contexts natural vs artificial just has certain implications of a thing's properties
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like, natural products in most cases will tend to have shorter shelf life, increased cost, and reduced consistency almost regardless of what it is (edited)
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which is not a point in their favor as i see it
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artificial organisms will tend to have exaggerated features or changed behavior to suit humans; it's a lot easier to keep a cat than a fox.
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:56 AM
"natural" medications and lab made ones have to be treated significantly differently until well tested; biological systems tend to make stuff that is a specific chirality and lab processes an even mix. It's caused multiple medical disasters
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oh yeah, good point there actually
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:57 AM
it's why opiates are made from poppies even in the modern era; it's a slow and labour intensive way of doing it but it WORKS, pure synth opiates have mega issues
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but using laymen-natural for a lot of naturally-derived medications might be pushing it
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 6:58 AM
and most artificial esters are technically "we start with this one plant oil as feedstock"
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oh yeah
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there's a far cry between carefully processed materials produced in a bioreactor and pressed into a white pill, compared to some bark soaked in water
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and the latter is usually what you might think of with 'natural' medicine
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and admittedly a surprising number of those can actually work, but usually the really useful ones have already been commercialized as pills or such
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there's also some plastics
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like PLA
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which doesn't actually see much use outside of niches like 3d printing, but it's still produced from corn iirc
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or something like that. Maybe i'm mixing it up with a biofuel.
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:01 AM
I think that one is mostly because it's cheaper
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We still partially rely on natural processes to exist
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this too
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:01 AM
the corn stalks are byproducts, might as well make them useful
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For example: we rely on trees for their oxygen producing capabilities
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we haven't exactly perfected Watts-esque CHON fabbers
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We also, for some idiotic reason grow crops to convert into biofuel, which brings about the food vs fuel debate
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It's inefficient, takes up land and uses up water
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pretty much yeah
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Although there are alternatives that use food waste
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i, for one, just really want vatmeat
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meat is nice but its horrendously inefficient
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Yes, would save me from thinking about the animal that was killed for the meat I eat
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i don't really have issues with that
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i'm fairly cognizant of how human empathy works
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But it depends on how there were treated in life
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empathy depends on distance, not necessarily literal but more social
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so you'll have much more issue with eating cows if you know them, or really like cows, etc
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I like chickens
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yet I still eat the meat
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I abstain from it whenever I can
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i don't have any particular issue with cow or chicken meat, probably because i've never had anything more than brief contact with cows or chickens
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but vat meat would still be nice, even if i don't have serious issue with it
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or i guess maybe we'll just get very well disguised veggie burgers first
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which isn't that surprising when you look at how a lot of processed foods are made
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i suppose it's not that much of a stretch if you're regularly taking a dozen disparate food raws and turning them into a end result better than the 'real' versions
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like mcdonalds chicken nuggets or something, which basically start out as paste, yet are quite delicious
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you just caused some 32 lurkers to go green in the face
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nah, that's what i mean when I don't have issue with artifical food
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:11 AM
I don't mind meat, but that's because a lot of the meat I eat is technically byproduct. Like cheap chicken meat is often byproduct of the egg industry, milk and leather gives beef, wool is the root source of ALL lamb here, and kangaroo is kangaroo
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eggs are
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bafflingly cheap
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seriously, i need to look into the economics of that at some point
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a dozen of them are like
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80 cents
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:12 AM
when you do, compare battery hen vs barn hen, it's a big difference
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batt- oh, caged essentially
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:13 AM
also regional issues. I think chickens are a little cheaper then they 'should' be here because lupin is used as a crop rotation
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and it makes great chicken feed
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i've heard that too, eggs are a fair bit more in some parts of the states
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:13 AM
but the main reason it's grown is not to sell the lupin, but to get nitrogen into the soil
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yeah, i'm not aware of the specifics but I do know that you need to grow different crops periodically to keep from using up any specific nutrients in typical high-yield farming
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not quite sure how that meshes, given that all of them consume at least some nutrients, but i guess maybe different crops support different soil bacteria or something
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also, speaking of artificial food
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if you want to see what really, really artificial food looks like
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there's this stuff
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Soylent is a brand of meal replacement products made by Rosa Foods. Soylent was introduced in 2014 after a crowdfunding campaign. Rosa Foods claims that the formulation of its food product meets recommendations of the National Academy of Medicine. The company established an F...
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i was considering trying some at some point
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basically, someone said
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"wait. all this stuff the FDA recommends... you can just buy it at bulk prices"
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so they did that, mixed it together into a sorta-milkshake consistency, and then started a kickstarter and made a company
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and it's literally the modern version of the jetson's food pill
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:20 AM
which I find amusing, because hospitals have been doing that for DECADES
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in fairness, that's in a hospital
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where someone is lying in a bed, immobile
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:20 AM
I use Sustagen, which is a hospital-grade meal formula you can buy off the shelf
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huh, i haven't heard of it
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:20 AM
because when I was at uni my weight crashed to around 30kg
07:21
it's probably an aussie brand
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wait what
07:21
that's...
07:21
i'm skinny bordering on anorexic, but even i'm not that low
07:21
that probably wasn't very healthy
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:22 AM
yeah. I was eating, it's the only reason I wasn't hospitalised for anorexia, it was clearly not a classic "starve yourself" eating disorder. It was just a combo of no appetite + poor nutrient absorbion
07:22
when I have bad days - like today, honestly - I just... don't eat unless I make myself eat.
07:23
I'm gonna have to force myself to have dinner soonish
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i'm not quite the same but similar ish
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:23 AM
depression is a big factor
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i don't have a huge drive to eat, but i don't know if i'd call it abnormally low
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part of it is that i literally can't eat easily
07:24
i'm missing about half of my teeth, and counting
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:24 AM
I have friends that yell "feeeeed!" at me. Plus those 'instant meal drinks' always around, I had one earlier. And the hospital formula. It comes in instant pudding version, that'll be tonight if I can't make myself cook some rice and broth
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well, okay, missing maybe a quarter, but a lot more aren't in great shape
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:25 AM
yeah, that'd cause limitations
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so i have to select what i eat fairly carefully; steak is right out, and some types of food are irritating or difficult (edited)
07:25
which is part of why i like processed foods; they're so soft
07:29
hmm
07:29
something you could try
07:30
maybe high density foods?
07:30
go for foods with particularly high calorie/nutritional density, so when you do eat you're eating a lot per volume?
07:31
another thing you could do, although i'm not sure if it'd be a great idea, is get in the habit of drinking drinks that have calories
07:31
soda, fruit juice, etc
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:32 AM
I do the high density thing quite a bit
07:32
not being able to eat greens helps >.>
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though i'm not sure if i can fully recommend the sugary drink thing, considering the state of my chompers
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:33 AM
it is remarkably hard to eat healthy when a salad is poisonous
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i haven't heard of that sort of allergy before
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:33 AM
it's not an allergy, per se
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digestive deficiency sort of thing?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:34 AM
it's a sensitivity to the alkaloids in leafy greens, the stuff that plants make to stop things eating them but humans can happily digest. Most humans.
07:34
that's a downside; lots of stuff has plants in it, even if there arent a ton
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:35 AM
plants as a class aren't too bad. But my rough rule of thumb is "if it's green avoid it"
07:35
apparently that sensitivity is common in supertasters which makes a lot of sense, the "this tastes bad" is a survival skill in places with lots of toxic food
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this is true
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Destroying angels and death caps taste ok
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:36 AM
"if the supertaster can eat it its probably fine"
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I'm not wiling to bite one to compare to edible mushrooms and test that theory
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well, there are probably ways to leech out alkaloids but i've never heard of that as a product, and its probably a complete pain to do personally
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:37 AM
but I can taste a single sesame seed on a whole bun
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like glaring "SESAME!" which used to confuse my parents
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because i'd eat the inner portion and not the outside and scraping it didn't help
07:38
certain cooking methods do a lot. Like cooked root veggies are fine in moderation and pretty much the only veggies I eat.
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hmm, they're non-water soluble usually so boiling and discarding the water wouldn't help
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:39 AM
it's the heat breaking them down
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which leaves ethanol, and any other solvents are inedible at best
07:39
ah
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:39 AM
so roasting works. Except spinich is about the only one you can roast and get something edible
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well i'd suggest boiling them in ethanol but i feel like that has a lot of ways to go bad
07:40
and it wouldn't exactly be cheap
07:40
i wonder if you could put in just a little and it'd still work?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:40 AM
or a small amount in other foods can work if those foods are baked/roasted/stewed
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oh, wait
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what about pressure cooking?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:41 AM
never tried
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that gets up to higher than boiling temps iirc
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 7:41 AM
not terribly interested; I've got pretty mammoth aversion reactions to the taste of greens these days
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and i think they're regularly used for vegetable dishes
07:41
fair enough
08:27
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 8:29 AM
I feel pedantic. While Zimbabwe has 16 official languages, none of them are swahili
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wikipedia tells me you want Kenya, Tanzania, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Bajuni Islands, Mozambique (mostly Mwani), Burundi, Rwanda, Uganda, Comoros, Mayotte, Zambia, Malawi, or Madagascar for that meme
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probably Kenya, Tanzania, or DRC, most people in those countries speak it at least as a second language
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 8:55 AM
As to biofuel: it’s a consequence of research subsidies and corn subsidies, yeah it’s a bad idea As to vat meat: I’d prefer it to, though I have no issue with the killing of animals, that’s what a childhood spent hunting will do for you. And as to veggie food, I’d rather have rice and beans and/or tofu as my protein source than some plant-based fake meat that tastes wrong. And yeah, Zimbabwe is outside the area that speaks Swahili
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 9:10 AM
I've had a few veggie burgers that I really liked, though none of them actually tasted like meat to me - more like mushrooms or something like that.
09:10
But I like mushrooms, which seems to be a minority opinion among folks I know IRL.
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 9:11 AM
Yeah, mushrooms are one of the few foods I don’t like
09:12
They’re fine in a sauce, and if they’re with other things it’s not a strong enough dislike to be worth the effort to pick them out, but I wouldn’t eat them on their own unless I had to
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 9:31 AM
minced very finely and added to mince they can give an interesting flavour to it. And I know people who do that to make burger patties that are more nutriious and go further
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Cortez: Have you heard of Jesus? (edited)
09:33
Aztecs: Who?
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Cortez: (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 9:33 AM
And by corteZ you mean 95% of european explorers
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AMERICA: LOL in China they pretend nothing happened at Tianmen Square! AMERICAN HISTORY TEXTBOOKS: "...And the Indians taught the colonists how to grow corn. The end."
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 9:44 AM
Except we don’t loose internet access for googling the trail of tears
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And you know, it’s in history textbooks
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true
09:45
Wait, "we"?
09:45
COMMUNISM DETECTED
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 9:47 AM
What, me? Never! tucks Northern Red Banner fleet back under the bed
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YOU HAVE SULLIED YOURSELF WITH FILTHY BANNERS OF HERESY
09:48
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 9:49 AM
I’m sorry, I was seduced by the promise of glorious supersonic AShMs and SUBROC
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TOO LATE
09:50
BLAM (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 9:51 AM
The sound effect you’re looking for is BLAM
09:52
But anyway, you don’t have the authority to BLAM me
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:15 AM
pictures a Commissar about to try to BLAM an Astartes, when an Inquisitor points a bolt pistol at them, and the Space Marine then points his at the Inquisitor...
10:15
Jurisdiction Friction, summary execution edition
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:16 AM
and this is when Rowboat Girlyman rolls up, smacks them upside the head, and gets them pointed in the right direction
10:16
Papa Smurf is currently the biggest fish
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:16 AM
True.
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when did this become 40k?
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:17 AM
When you went meme commissar
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fair enough
10:18
Y'all are heretics
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:18 AM
Only a heretic would say that, heretic
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It is clearly time for a BLAM duel
10:19
Grab your bolter
10:19
20 steps apart
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:19 AM
!doom shame kal_9000
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The input text has too few parameters. shame <miscreant> <period>
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:19 AM
sneakily dons a Rosarius
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BLAM
10:19
BLAM BLAM
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:19 AM
!doomshame kal_9000 5 (edited)
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Unknown command.
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:20 AM
!doom shame kal_9000 5 (edited)
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Unknown command.
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!doomshame marcusaurelius 5
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Unknown command.
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:20 AM
!doom shame kal_9000 5
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Shame on you, KAL_9000!
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:20 AM
There we go
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Stupid fiddly boy
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*bot
10:20
You see, I have a stronger weapon
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!doom shame MarcusAurelius 5
shame 3
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You must have a role named Doomwright to run this command.
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OOF (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:21 AM
I'm trying and failing to think up a splinter rifle joke
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:35 AM
Yeah, doesn't lend itself well.
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Did you know that bisexual people are Schrodinger's gay?
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:36 AM
I have been sent that meme many times in the last few weeks by friends, yes
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:36 AM
KAL if you don't knock it off with the biphobia RIGHT NOW I will... do something, I'm not sure what
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:36 AM
Grim, are you genuinely upset or just memeing?
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I'm not biphobic, I just thought it was funny
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:37 AM
I found it funny, though also inaccurate, for me at least
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:37 AM
Genuinely upset. I'm not sure what meme is being referred to, but "if you're bi and you have a relationship with someone of the opposite gender you were never REALLY bi and you're a traitor!" is a attack that is hurled at the bi community all the fucking time
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Have you heard of Schrodinger's cat?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:38 AM
and yes, "Bis are schordinger's gay" is also an attack. That is used. A lot. And has been for years.
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It is both alive and not alive at the same time
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:38 AM
Oh that shit. No, he pulled it from one of those galaxy brain memes with increasingly memey names for bisexuals (edited)
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Really, I've never heard it used as an attack.
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:38 AM
Yeah, same
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I did not intend to offend anyone
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:39 AM
Except that's like doing a galaxy brain meme for... I don't know, some stupid video game character. But putting "nigger" as one of the options. And claiming "but it's a joke!"
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HEY
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10:39
@Mods RACIAL SLUR DETECTED
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:40 AM
No it's something I can may still be able to pull evidence has been used as an attack, against me personally, at least 2 years ago
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:40 AM
I guess? I’m bi and found it funny, though I’d never heard it used as an insult and didn’t associate it with that problem.
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:44 AM
Alright. I'm glad you find it funny. Personally, I don't feel people erasing my sexuality and saying that I'm "half homosexual" or "may or may not be homosexual" is a joke. I'm bi. All the time. Under all circumstances. And I experience pressure from straights to be straight and from lesbians to be lesbian and biphobia from both groups and it sucks. And admittedly now I'm miffed that Kal thinks me using an illustrative example is something to call for me to be punished for.
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I don't care about you using an example
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10:45
You used a racial slur.
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10:45
That's not tolerated. EVER.
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:46 AM
o.O
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 10:46 AM
@Overmind politics
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:46 AM
It ... I guess she could have censored it, but she was making a point
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:46 AM
What, you think people should stick asterixes in words?
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Policy: it's a racial slur if you call someone it. Otherwise it's impossible to talk about said slurs or use them as examples, and that is a whole ball of ridiculous.
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Alright got it
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:47 AM
I mean the whole thing about using asterixes in words on the internet is so you CAN have a discussion about the word without slamming into content filters, not because people need to be protected from the existance of the word
10:47
although I've noticed that nuance has been getting lost in recent years
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Then why didn't you use an asterix?
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:48 AM
Because there isn't a content filter
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:48 AM
Because there are no hard coded filters in discord
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Okay, can we stop shaming me right now?
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10:48
It's annoying
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:49 AM
Um, @Overmind I do believe I screwed up the duration, can you assist in unshaming him?
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!doom unshame KAL_9000
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Your walk of shame is over, KAL_9000.
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:49 AM
Thanks.
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:49 AM
did you accidentally set it to hours instead of minutes?
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:49 AM
I assumed it was minutes and I think it actually is hours
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I can't honestly remember what the default TimeSpan parsing behavior is.
10:50
(Best to specify. Could be days.)
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:52 AM
But back to the topic at hand, I guess it didn’t offend me both because I’ve never really had issues with gay people about my sexuality, and well I always found “gay and straight at the same time” or “half gay and half straight”... not exactly wrong?
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Anyway, inasmuch as there is a policy, which there isn't, the not-policy is that the Hammer of Doom is for actual individual or collective attacks or when things get overheated, but in general, any topic may be discussed in a calm and rational manner. Content filters be damned; we're all responsible adults or people pretending to be responsible adults. (Except communism, because I hate that shit.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 10:55 AM
That's fair. A lot of the biphobia is coming from the regressive members of the lesbian community, the TERFs etc, who actively target bi women. To the point that in some online communities there is the expectation that bi women should only date other bi women, because if they date men they're traitors but if they've ever touched a penis and later date a lesbian they're "sullying" her. It is utterly fucking ridiculous and I know that but knowing that rationally doesn't stop it from hurting emotionally. (edited)
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((Or politics, which is communism.))
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- @Overmind 2019
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:56 AM
Cerebrate: it was activated because we were messing around about 40k Commissars, and I thought it would time out before anything serious happened. Grim: TERFs are just about the worst, yeah. Luckily, they’re pretty rare on college campuses
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:57 AM
Guh. I haven't heard that line of awful illogic before, but that makes me gorram furious just knowing about it.
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same
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why do people still think sexual orientation is a big deal?
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 10:57 AM
And when having these sorts of convos can we keep the meme channel out of it
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@MarcusAurelius Yeah, I wasn't talking about that specifically, just in general terms.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/09/2019 10:57 AM
I could go into my list of reasons why it makes me madder than a bear with a bee in its ear, but I see a few ticks already and don't really want to summon more.
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 10:59 AM
A gif for 🅱olotical use
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 10:59 AM
True, we should probably move to #random
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 11:04 AM
Minecraft ontotech
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 11:05 AM
...that belongs in a hazmat channel
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Looks like meme warfare
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Morgrim Moon 08/09/2019 11:06 AM
Presumably my link, not Memetic Hazard's 😛
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sdschildberg 08/09/2019 11:06 AM
Both
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 11:10 AM
The Minecraft one is harmless
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Something about it seems a bit... off
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sdschildberg 08/10/2019 11:46 PM
Renegade neogen who was booted out of both the Magan Corprate and the Empire goes to town on primitives (currrent year colorized)
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MarcusAurelius 08/10/2019 11:46 PM
That’s the AnCap flag, right?
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sdschildberg 08/10/2019 11:46 PM
Its a meme rantsons
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Found on r/worldjerking
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MarcusAurelius 08/10/2019 11:47 PM
Yeah I’m talking about the think on the suit’s chest though
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sdschildberg 08/10/2019 11:48 PM
I know (ignore it, just too cursed anyways)
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I posted furry and need to yeet myself now
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This a space constraint thing? https://satwcomic.com/the-big-question
Webcomic: When I lived in England I thought the washing machine was in the kitchen because we had a tiny shitty house, but turned out that&#
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But, the Nordics are making more sense there, bathrooms at least are already built to deal with a ton of humidity.
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2019 3:11 PM
That and making the plumbing easier, I think
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0111narwhalz 08/11/2019 3:11 PM
Plumbing's probably easier—you already have pipes in the kitchen.
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My laundry chain is in the garage, mostly because it's never quite worked right and floods regularly.
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2019 3:13 PM
That’s a good decision then
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0111narwhalz 08/11/2019 3:13 PM
Also the water heater is, like, right there so the water and gas hookups are trivial.
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One of my spinster aunts has her washer and dryer in the bathroom of her one-story house, but most houses I've been to had either a dedicated laundry room or stuck them in the basement.
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0111narwhalz 08/11/2019 3:16 PM
We don't have a lot of basements here—ground does too much shaking, you see.
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2019 3:20 PM
We don’t have basements here because we have shallow soil and then bedrock (edited)
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Well, Wisconsin's topography is pretty three-dimensional and stable so we tend to have basements. A lot of houses built into the sides of hills.
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2019 3:25 PM
I’ve learned to love basements at school
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sdschildberg 08/11/2019 3:39 PM
Florida doesnt have many basements due to how high up the water table is and how often it storms
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2019 3:41 PM
Yeah if you try to make a basement there you end up with a cistern
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Also, we get tornadoes so you need someplace to shelter
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2019 7:16 PM
my parents have a house, so a stand alone laundry room. I have a unit, so my washing machine is in the bathroom
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sdschildberg 08/12/2019 9:45 PM
21:45
Darkmode gifs best gifs
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MarcusAurelius 08/13/2019 11:10 AM
You haven’t downloaded BDArmory then
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sdschildberg 08/13/2019 11:27 AM
BDA
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sdschildberg 08/13/2019 5:22 PM
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Cyfnos dont delete
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I wonder how practical it would be to detect communist symbols in images automatically.
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@KAL_9000 You're doing image recognition neural network things right?
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Taunting the bot? That’s a cornfieldin’.
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!doom cornfield @Unknown 1d
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1d is not a valid time span.
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!doom cornfield @Unknown 1:0:0:0
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To the cornfield with you, sdschildberg!
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Yeah, if @Unknown can run TensorFlow or something, I might be able to make something
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@Unknown You up for an upgrade to your communism detector?
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!
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Unknown command.
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Baseline PVPers on2b2t get recked by Machine learning+Self Improving/reinforng Neural Networks (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/14/2019 10:53 PM
And treated as an OCP by everyone
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Have a friend who works in IT, can confirm
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You should also bring a hammer. You can either whack the server with it, or just threaten to.
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0111narwhalz 08/15/2019 5:14 PM
flip MAGIC to MORE MAGIC
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sdschildberg 08/15/2019 6:45 PM
Because that implies that CN care about more than TTG
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Dangit, wrong channel
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0111narwhalz 08/15/2019 7:55 PM
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/16/2019 7:10 AM
Missing from that meme: the thick fog between the person and the mountains.
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Transhumanism: exists Vonnies:
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Baseline sophonts are the normies of the Eldraeverse.
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:05 PM
Everyone else
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Time Traveler: What is the most depressing fictional universe? Me: 40k Time Traveler: I said fictional Me:
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:18 PM
ultramarineblues: “@pholcidae have birbMagnus ! He’s trying to undo his spell, but it’s not easy with no opposable thumbs. Ahriman is not impressed. (Yes I know macaw’s wings don’t look like that on...
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That bird is a heretic bird
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BLAM (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:22 PM
40k On tumble
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You're a heretic for using Tumblr
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BLAM
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:22 PM
It at least shows the fanbase isnt dead
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I BLAMed you, you're dead
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EVERYONE'S A HERETIC
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SAYING THAT IS HERESY.
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BLAM BLAM BLAM
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2019 1:27 PM
laughter of thirsting gods in the distance
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That you, Tzeentch?
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:27 PM
Footage of the horus heresy (42000 colorized)
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*(32000 colorized) (edited)
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You got the timeline wrong, heretic
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We used to have magnetic locators in our head like homing pigeons
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:50 PM
13:50
reletavistic ban missile
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Enderminion 08/16/2019 1:57 PM
can't be, planet's still there
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 1:58 PM
ok so 0.01c the speed of light A mass ban w chatwipe would be a 0.1c
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Enderminion 08/16/2019 2:00 PM
see, whenever someone says relativistic weapon, I think at least .8c
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0111narwhalz 08/16/2019 2:08 PM
Relativistic effects don't start becoming noticeable until above .2c
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@Unknown COMMUNISM DETECTED
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LIBERTY... IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
15:51
Unknown command.
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sdschildberg 08/16/2019 11:19 PM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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For future reference whenever someone does Meme Commissar again
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sdschildberg 08/18/2019 8:04 PM
20:04
someone posted this in another discord
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Morgrim Moon 08/18/2019 8:16 PM
What is that?
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sdschildberg 08/18/2019 8:16 PM
"Basilisks"
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0111narwhalz 08/18/2019 10:21 PM
Vampires have to be real careful in the supermarket parking lot because they don't show up on rear view mirrors.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/19/2019 9:39 AM
Well, at least the Lasombra don't :) but they aren't scared of your car - that's just a reason to drag you out and drain you dry!
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(Malkavians, by contrast, throw themselves on your trunk then Obfuscate just to revel in the delicious confusion)
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:10 AM
"What's the dumbest idea you've had that you still think would make the world a better place?" "If you don't use your turn signal your car doesn't turn". Now I can see all the ways this would go horribly wrong but I'm cackling
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I don't get it
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:11 AM
when you start driving you will
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That will result in to many people running into brick walls for me to condone it
07:16
But wow
07:16
Very nice
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:16 AM
yes. And any road that bends. It's obviously a terrible idea. But I get the mood of the idea so hard
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/20/2019 7:31 AM
I know exactly what you mean
07:33
(I'd also like it if, when you flip on your signal, the people directly next to you with several dozen meters both ahead and behind them would get a shrieking klaxon and a flashing light saying "the person next to you is trying to change lanes but you're hemming them in, you YATTERING NUNKHEAD", but that's Another Rant)
07:34
That, and place signs along the highway reading "thou shalt pass, not pace".
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MarcusAurelius 08/20/2019 7:39 AM
@Unknown you have yet to experience the infuriation of people not using signals. Embrace your innocence while you have it
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Yes, I have experienced it many many times
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My reaction to the KSP 2 trailer (edited)
19:59
Footage of (insert hostile polity here)’s first sophotechnological torture device
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MarcusAurelius 08/21/2019 7:06 PM
caede istum barbarum
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 7:07 PM
...you imfamously cut up the barbarian?
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my latin is shocking
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 7:18 PM
yes yes we have all seen that copypasta
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random thought: a speech like that would be much more intimidating coming from a Imperial
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I'll modify it for an Imperial 😄
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 7:55 PM
especially because, as I understand it, Imperials aren't in the habit of making idle threats
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/21/2019 7:55 PM
Random thought: an Imperial wouldn’t make a speech like that because of a random internet commenting
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of course
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and between that, their honest-bordering-on-literally-never-lying, and their sheer competence
19:58
if you get a speech like that, that means you've really pissed off a former elite and they're now coming for you
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 7:58 PM
except that speech is a blatant lie and trivial to prove as such
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true, yeah.
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also it's kinda inelegant
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i suspect that you wouldn't get something quite as... blunt from a Imperial
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@0111narwhalz Yep. There's a quote from Neverwhere that seems apposite: "Mr Mayhew, do you know what your own liver tastes like?" "I'm phoning the police. You can't threaten me like this." "Mr Mayhew, you may call anyone you wish, but I'd hate you to think we were making a threat. Neither myself nor Mr Vandemar make threats, do we, Mr Vandemar?" "Oh, no, then what the hell are you doing?" "We're making you a promise."
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No threats. Only promises.
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ah, fair point, i didn't think of that
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:01 PM
perhaps promises with clearly-stated conditions
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The other thing to note about the 'weave, of course, and indeed much of the extranet that runs on the same protocols, is that it does not support anonymity .
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yeah, but they also don't tend to get pissed off for no good reason
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so if you've even managed to piss them off, you probably are in the... uhh
20:02
outer rim, i think it was called?
20:02
somewhere lawless or poorly-lawed, at least.
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:03 PM
somewhere where the police can't and/or won't protect you
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Pseudonymity, that you can get via nym providers, but every packet comes signed with both user and machine certificates. So if you want to be an exemplar of the GIFT, you're gonna have to burn several fortunes on replacing your pseudonymous certificates.
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because you've probably done the metaphorical-or-even-literal equivalent of blowing up their house, killing their entire family, and kicking their bandal
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and anywhere civilized, especially in the empire, they wouldn't have time to make a speech before someone else got to you
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(Okay, that's not strictly true. You can send anonymous packets; the trouble tends to be that most firewalls and secure routers are configured to drop them, or at the very least greatly limit the protocols they permit through; and in most places, the host IIP stacks and applications don't process them unless you enable the special insecure option, and even then they come with damn great danger-red warnings on them about how THIS DATA IS UNTRUSTWORTHY.)
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i'd figure as much
20:07
there are probably some specialized situations where you want anonymity
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On the matter of Internet assholes - anyone read Brin's Earth ?
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i have not, no
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Ah, let me just find the quotation...
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“Dear Net-Mail User [ EweR-635-78-2267-3 aSp]: Your mailbox has just been rifled by EmilyPost, an autonomous courtesy-worm chain program released in October 2036 by an anonymous group of net subscribers in western Alaska. [ ref: sequestered confession 592864-2376298.98634, deposited with Bank Leumi 10/23/36:20:34:21. Expiration-disclosure 10 years.] Under the civil disobedience sections of the Charter of Rio, we accept in advance the fines and penalties that will come due when our confession is released in 2046. However we feel that’s a small price to pay for the message brought to you by EmilyPost. In brief, dear friend, you are not a very polite person. EmilyPost’s syntax analysis subroutines show that a very high fraction of your Net exchanges are heated, vituperative, even obscene. Of course you enjoy free speech. But EmilyPost has been designed by people who are concerned about the recent trend toward excessive nastiness in some parts of the Net. EmilyPost homes in on folks like you and begins by asking them to please consider the advantages of politeness. For one thing, your credibility ratings would rise. (EmilyPost has checked your favorite bulletin boards, and finds your ratings aren’t high at all. Nobody is listening to you, sir!) Moreover, consider that courtesy can foster calm reason, turning shrill antagonism into useful debate and even consensus. We suggest introducing an automatic delay to your mail system. Communications are so fast these days, people seldom stop and think. Some Net users act like mental patients who shout out anything that comes to mind, rather than as functioning citizens with the human gift of tact. If you wish, you may use one of the public-domain delay programs included in this version of EmilyPost, free of charge. Of course, should you insist on continuing as before, disseminating nastiness in all directions, we have equipped EmilyPost with other options you’ll soon find out about…”
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personally, as a matter of course, i'd try to get rid of the worm immediately
20:14
that's my inbox, thank you very much. Good reason or not, i don't want other people meddling with it
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Oh, I'm sure it has options for that , too.
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i mean, if it's really not possible to get rid of it, that has unfortunate implications
20:16
namely, that the malware-vs-immune software game has ended up alarmingly in favor of the malware
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:16 PM
possibly less about "you can't get rid of it" than "you got rid of it, but it knows"
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oh, well that's no problem
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Well, the 'verse version is almost certainly looking at your (public) memeweave posting corpus, and is running on a remote server somewhere.
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i'm fully willing to engage in a scorched earth campaign as a matter of principal
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i mean, don't get me wrong; while its kinda hard to judge that sort of thing about oneself, i don't think i'm vitreolic or such, certainly not to a degree to warrant getting a worm like that
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but if they did the metaphorical equivalent of breaking into my digital house to leave me a sternly worded letter about remembering to mow my grass, i would not be happy
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(of course, if its just looking at public info and doing nothing illict, it's not quite such a big deal)
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:19 PM
I just want to send people sternly lettered words when I don't like what they're doing
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like double-stroke fonts or calligraphy or something
20:20
that say stop that.
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There's also the Dataweave Vituperation Index rep-net. The handy thing about the lack of anonymity is that being an asshole will cost you, one way or another - either by tanking your rep to the point at which you're talking to yourself in your local cache, or by making you spend exponentially increasing amounts of money on replacement pseudonymous nyms after you burn their rep. (edited)
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something that's surprised me
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is how little push there is for anything like a rep-net around here
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 8:21 PM
China
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:21 PM
the ones you have to worry about are the ones that are only an asshole some of the time, but keep up appearances otherwise
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well... okay yes, China
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but China is really more...
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 8:21 PM
Much like eugenics have been tainted for the next century, bastard doing it first have tarnished rep networks
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authoritarian, i guess? They empathize conformity and such a lot more strongly than many other places
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i don't live there, so i can't really get a good picture of the place
20:23
everywhere else, there's hardly any desire for any such thing it seems
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heck, even many of the english-language discussion boards i've seen could have such a system... but purposefully remove any potential for negative reputation
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e.g. you can get "likes", but there is no dislike button
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and the few places that implement a dual system (Reddit) has a lot of measures in place to de-emphasize negative ratings
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:24 PM
It's been determined by trials that negative rep isn't great.
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(though sometimes those trials go… a bit weird)
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(the KSP forums, for instance, tried to make an account with negative rep—Green Iron Crown—but to this day that account has one of the highest reps)
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yeah, making a proper rep-net is weird
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because it almost always ends up as a metric of "how much the community dislikes this person"
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as opposed to any sort of measurement of that person's actual merit
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(with humans, anyway.)
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It requires, in my notes at least, a great deal of work on trust, affinity groups, specialization with associated relevance-filtering, and very, very clever algorithms.
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tbf, it's the order of magnitude
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there could be as many as 99 people
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So, basically the Republic of Dave.
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sdschildberg 08/21/2019 8:28 PM
So what sort or Dank memes are floating about on the ‘weave in verse
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Enderminion 08/21/2019 8:28 PM
People's Democratic Republic of Dave, but yes
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:28 PM
Hail to the Dave
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Enderminion 08/21/2019 8:28 PM
People's Democratic Socialist Republic of Dave
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 8:30 PM
I don't think you know what those words mean :p
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:31 PM
their anthem is Hail to the Dave, their ceremonial opening is Charm of the Dave, their battlecry is Storm of the Dave
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Cursed image
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:38 PM
not even going to discuss the video part, are you?
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(incidentally, the neural net run that produced the Dave spells also produced a few other gems)
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(like Summon Ass and Crusading Disk)
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(oh and Primal Rear)
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wait what
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i think i found the wrong republic of dave
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The Republic of Dave is a small farming "micronation" settlement in the far northeastern corner of the Capital Wasteland that is considered by its close-knit inhabitants to be a sovereign...
20:42
is it that one?
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Another cursed image (edited)
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i'm kinda out of the loop with the falcon 9
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it's something about... manufacturing delays?
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right?
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That's an Atlas V heavy 😄
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 8:48 PM
STS heavy
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tbh i just looked at the name in that cursed video
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i just don't get the whole "cursed" thing
21:11
why is this rocket cursed?
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i mean i've seen "cursed" images before, but usually its just something weird or disturbing
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not a seemingly innocuous rocket
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Atlas V. Heavy.
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 9:13 PM
cursed rockets are those which profane the memory of von Braum
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hmm, according to wikipedia he favored redundancy and extra safety factors
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so the V Heavy is... unsafe and has few redundancies? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 9:17 PM
I mean Atlas V can run with any config of boosters, including asymmetric ones, because they each push through the CoM, so strapping two cores to it would destroy its engine-out resiliance :V
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(but mostly I was just trying to do a funny and von Braum was the first rocketeer name that came to mind)
21:18
I considered Tsiolkovsky but adding more stages to the bottom is kinda correct for that so
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 9:29 PM
I misread as Tchaikovsky but honestly still applies
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Enderminion 08/21/2019 9:29 PM
Cannons in D Minor
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 9:31 PM
1812 boosters
21:34
Well. It takes 16 cannons because of reload time. You can't reload a booster, and I've no idea how you'd do the staging. Two stages but asynchronous firing seems like you'd corkscrew
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 9:35 PM
You just have to use hypergolics with deep throttling or easy relights, like RCS thrusters.
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2019 9:36 PM
(WASO does an annual performance. With fireworks normally, they've only talked the army into sending artillery once)
21:37
(It still takes 4 very skilled crews to pull it off with modern batteries, so you'd need at LEAST that many thrusters)
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MarcusAurelius 08/21/2019 10:27 PM
@Morgrim Moon “kill *that** barbarian” *iste is used for things that are distant from both the speaker and audience, so in some cases can be used to show disgust or distaste @0111narwhalz you’re the only person who can spell Tsiolkovsky and not Von Braun (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 08/21/2019 10:32 PM
isn't it von Braun
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also I find that very amusing
22:33
unless it's two consecutive typos or something
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MarcusAurelius 08/21/2019 10:34 PM
Yeah I done fucked up while sassing him (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 10:35 PM
V:
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ULA launching from Venus
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ULA are Venusians, CONFIRMED
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sdschildberg 08/23/2019 11:02 AM
Musk thonk
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BluejayHurricane 08/23/2019 3:53 PM
Nuke Venus, then?😄
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sdschildberg 08/24/2019 9:39 PM
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Morgrim Moon 08/24/2019 9:41 PM
Arms aren't that uncomfortable :o
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TotallyNotHuman 08/24/2019 9:45 PM
yeah why the hell
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:36 PM
transhumanism intensifies
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sounds like a great idea until someone tries the "yank their sunglasses off of their face in irritation" move
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 12:07 AM
Well you obviously don’t have the appreciation of such things
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Morgrim Moon 08/25/2019 12:08 AM
If someone tried to yank my glasses off my face I'm decking them, implants or not
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A stranger WOULD hurt me, I've worn them long enough that the arms don't rest on my ears but in little dents in my skull, they need to be tilted on the correct angle. There's also the fact I'm legally blind without them and crippling someone deserves a punch
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 12:15 AM
Even if you aren’t legally blind, it’s rude enough that a push is at least understandable if not fully merited
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i mean don't get me wrong, i like the idea in spirit
00:33
i just don't think it's worth the tradeoffs
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 12:34 AM
It’s amusing if quite impractical
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its effectively just glasses which are harder to remove, require painful and possibly dangerous/damaging modification, and are likely socially awkward... to effectively do the same thing as glasses
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 12:34 AM
I’d rather have Adam Jensen glasses with the ability to control the tint (edited)
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it's pretty funny but yeah, i'm gonna wait for my adam jensen-style integrated eye shades (edited)
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shoot you beat me to it
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 12:35 AM
Welcome to the world of ninja’ing
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Mmm, are you sure about that?
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My favorite chemical compound is Helium Nitride Tantalum Iodide
10:48
HeNTaI
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Have I shared this one before?
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The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was. The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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@everyone StarHopper hop attempt is live bois
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What barbarian decided to ping everyone in the dank channel?!
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I have this on mute for a reason
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Whoops
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Wrong channel
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Anyway it’s over and they did it
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w00t
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sdschildberg 08/27/2019 5:18 PM
This is the meme quarantine channel
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:24 PM
petition to disable everyone and here
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Enderminion 08/27/2019 5:26 PM
@here I agree with @0111narwhalz
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@everyone The correct response to such abuses is as follows: WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLUMBERS?!
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Enderminion 08/27/2019 5:28 PM
@everyone this is exactly why we need to disable @everyone
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:28 PM
perhaps an application of shame to all involved would suffice
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or a cornfielding
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ANYONE WHO PINGS EVERYONE IN THE NEXT WEEK WILL BE CORNFIELDED.
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there is going to be so much shame.....
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THE CORNFIELDING WILL LAST FOREVER!!!
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MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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What if I manually ping N-1 people? (where N is the number of people on the server)
17:29
that wouldn't be everyone
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https://i.redd.it/ez7rlo5i91j31.jpg <- Gentlesophs, the public education system (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/27/2019 5:30 PM
Cerebrate, what is the current unit of time on the shame command?
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(More seriously, the reason it isn't disabled is that it gives a nice pop-up warning telling you not to use it unless it's really, really important. Everyone here is expected to be smart enough to understand said warning. Anyone who isn't deserves what they're about to get.)
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:30 PM
I think it's a C# DateTime format string.
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i.e. literally nobody knows without looking at the docs
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I thought everyone here was a space nerd and would want to know this (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:31 PM
that does not count as consent for mass ping
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Ok no more mass ping
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@MarcusAurelius It's a parsed .NET TimeSpan. Just a number gets you days. Otherwise hh:mm, hh:mm:ss d.hh:mm:ss , etc.
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MarcusAurelius 08/27/2019 5:33 PM
good to know !doom shame enderminion 1:00
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:34 PM
I think you need the full @, and also only item in the message.
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...that is oddly unresponsive.
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!doom shame @Enderminion 1:00
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Shame on you, Enderminion!
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Ah, yeah, it needs username formatting. I'll put that on the list.
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sdschildberg 08/27/2019 5:35 PM
It helps to draw the offender to the server
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:36 PM
thou shalt not be reprimanded without thine knowledge
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Deleted User 08/27/2019 5:37 PM
@KAL_9000 @Enderminion @Ian Bruene WHO PINGED ME?? (NSFW) https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/366/521/ac3.gif (edited)
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sdschildberg 08/27/2019 5:43 PM
@[redacted] only warns people when 30+ are pinged
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sdschildberg 08/27/2019 7:29 PM
Also just refrain from pinging in general
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MarcusAurelius 08/27/2019 7:50 PM
pinging is useful when done in moderation
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it's pinging everyone that needs careful thought
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aye; i sometimes ping in conversations with multiple people when its unclear who i'd be talking to specifically
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MarcusAurelius 08/27/2019 7:56 PM
or if you just took a long time to reply and want to let them know to check the channel, or to summon someone who would be useful to the conversation but isn't currently participating
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Enderminion 08/27/2019 8:03 PM
was that an hour shame?
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VERY ANGRY JAPANESE NOISES ABOUT DISTURBING ME
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Who
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I’ve never really gotten office politics, I’m sure they’ve existed around me but it’s not something I’ve ever really been able to be bothered with. That said I like to…
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 6:52 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2019 6:59 PM
MUNCHKIN BAIT
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That would be the blonde guy in glasses, yes.
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Morgrim Moon 08/29/2019 5:22 AM
I like how they did the rotated text
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You can't spell "America" without "I am caren"
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sdschildberg 08/29/2019 6:23 PM
Something something manager
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“I Am Race”
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@Overmind Missing an N
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0111narwhalz 08/29/2019 6:28 PM
you can't necessarily spell it with that alone
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"I am race" is necessary but not sufficient
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true
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sdschildberg 08/29/2019 6:40 PM
Im getting lyme disease from the poly ticks
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sdschildberg 08/30/2019 11:14 AM
And thats why yt loved it
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Founding of the federation (colorized)
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Morgrim Moon 08/31/2019 12:38 AM
"red eyes threepio is either gonna be just like a quick “glitch” or whatever moment played for laughs or he’ll have been like hacked a la double agent droid but. the concept of threepio just finally snapping after nearly 70 years of putting up with skywalker drama is objectively more hilarious than anything else i can think of"
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Light-induced self-assembly of cats using visible light mediated photoinduced electron transfer–reversible addition–fragmentation chain transfer polymerization https://t.co/b6aJndIbgI
Retweets
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Likes
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"Dying only makes sense when it's for a significant purpose" (edited)
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(Tronzoid after posting a Wh40k meme, 2019) (edited)
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MY ARMOR IS CONTEMPT. MY SHIELD IS DISGUST. MY SWORD IS HATRED. IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME, LET NONE SURVIVE!
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"My armor is neutronium and my sword is an exawatt graser. You lose."
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yes
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sdschildberg 08/31/2019 2:39 PM
40k
Grimdark b gone
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@Overmind exawatt graser Nicoll-Dyson Beam FTFY
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God-Empurror of Catkind
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Ye s
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sdschildberg 08/31/2019 5:46 PM
Spoiler tag this Involves EXTREME DDLC spoilers
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Someone posted this on another server. Not sure how I should feel.
SPOILER
Image attachment
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RIP Sayori
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sdschildberg 08/31/2019 8:43 PM
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Cursed image
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2019 10:36 AM
angryfork
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/01/2019 11:12 AM
@KAL_9000 are you sure that's okay to post
11:12
also, CURSED
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2019 11:21 AM
1) Ash's Pikachu is male. 2) While humans canonically have an egg group (and type) it's not compatible with the fairy egg group Pikachu is in
11:22
(Before anyone gets ideas: humans are in the Legendary egg group which explicitly bans reproduction by eggs. Not necessarily all reproduction at all, although many Legendaries are sterile)
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Uhh Okaaay...
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Señor emperador
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/01/2019 10:39 PM
Spanish guitar sting No sufriremos los hereticos a vivir
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Cursed image
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2019 6:49 AM
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@Unknown How is that supposed to work?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2019 11:37 AM
it's the flintstones
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just close your eyes and tell yourself it's only a show
11:37
or rather comic book
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That smile
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That damned smile
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Where are the unmarked mass graves?
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If we knew that, they'd be marked.
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I predict an animal takeover
12:55
Hmm, talking about that: How would their Barratts work?
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Why is this in #dank?
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sdschildberg 09/02/2019 12:55 PM
The idea of a Dark Gritty DC comix for the flintstones is so cursed
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But it does get quite deep in its portrayals (edited)
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It covers genocide and the horrors of war
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Goes on to make a Catscafecomics parody focused on the horrors of war
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Should this go here or Philosophy? http://existentialcomics.com/comic/305
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2019 8:16 AM
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I'm not sure about Virch!Tagon and Murtagh not realizing it
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I mean, look what they were doing before https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-07-22
Daily strip for Monday 22 July 2019
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Since when did he genetweak himself a beard?
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(And where are the sentient Dodos? I want sentient Dodo Pilots!)
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He's virtual, it's an avatar adjustment to grow facial hair, a minor one.
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I suspect the uplift board deemed it too cruel to resurrect and then uplift a species whose name is synonomous for "stupid"
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Whoever stereotypes an uplift dodo is going to get a mouthful of autobolter spikes, while being called part of a "race of foolish, island devouring deceivers who took advantage of their complacency" (edited)
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I think there are Dodo uplifts out there, but they just haven't appeared yet
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Either that, or they just got sick of humanity's antics and left for another quadrant
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MarcusAurelius 09/03/2019 2:16 PM
Or no one bothered to uplift a random extinct bird?
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Hey! they brought dodos back to life, it was mentioned back in '00
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Along with dinos and mammoths
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MarcusAurelius 09/03/2019 2:25 PM
“brought back as a zoo curiosity/good joke because that was back before the comic’s shift to a more serious tone” is not the same as “uplifted”
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:27 PM
Anthropocene Park: a bunch of misguided scientists bring back animals which were driven extinct by humanity; they break free and wreak havok on the modern world.
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Hmm, would you call an uplifts existence a joke to their face?
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:30 PM
I'd call your existence a joke to your face but most uplifts probably have claws and/or teeth (edited)
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...And my autobolter
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New rule, no more strikeouts, () should be used instead (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:34 PM
oh aye as if you're one to talk about strikethrough use
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sdschildberg 09/03/2019 2:34 PM
^
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I have reformed
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:35 PM
[dubious]
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[not dubious]
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:36 PM
[individual research?]
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Zero strikeouts recently
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A dodo uplift does not use something as common as strikeouts
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Ugh
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Humans: The savages of the galaxy, (edited)
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and to think we were born by their hand (edited)
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Back on topic: I think the next governor of Luna should be a Dodo uplift, because diversity (edited)
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Heck, Dodos probably had a natural magnetic compass in their brain
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:50 PM
that looks like a fairly common feature though
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:57 PM
It'd be odd for dodos to have magnetosensitivity, though—Madagascar doesn't seem like it'd be big enough to merit it.
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Well, they did get wiped out before anyone could properly take a look at them
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 2:58 PM
Mostly you see it in migratory species.
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If there's so little research done on them, how do you justify "probably?"
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They were descended from pigeons, so there might be some remnants
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MarcusAurelius 09/03/2019 4:41 PM
@Unknown ...I wouldn't, because AFAIK I don't live in a comedic comic strip
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2019 4:43 PM
that's where you're wrong kiddo
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MarcusAurelius 09/03/2019 4:50 PM
>narwhalz >calling me kiddo
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I mean, working from that idea that advanced civilizations would run a lot of simulations which may then themselves run simulations, and therefore it's likely that we are simulated... one of the major purposes of our simulations is entertainment (video gaming). These are steadily getting more complex; advanced civilizations may construct even more complex ones for their own entertainment. So while you may not live in a comic, you may be part of some ridiculously overkill video game. (edited)
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Which do you think is a better depiction of a bardic Song of Freedom?
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Or:
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MarcusAurelius 09/03/2019 5:05 PM
the first
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Vector control tech, not for amateurs
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grimdark
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 7:58 AM
Ack
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Morgrim Moon 09/05/2019 8:33 AM
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I guess a creepypasta to technoprogressive and people in AI fields would be DUNE
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AI guy: reads DUNE
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AI guy: sees computer ban
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AI guy: faints (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 12:32 PM
hahaha
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Or Warhammer 40k, though I suppose they don't ban computers so much as have utterly schizo-tech capabilities in theirs, and a lot of them ultimately use enslaved semi-living human brains.
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Nah, WH40Ks more of a cautionary tale
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For everyone
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 12:33 PM
Y'know, things that are absurdly futuristic to us on one console, and "what do you mean it can't? I can do that on an old SPARCstation!" on the other
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About how shit the galaxy can get if you screw up
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 12:34 PM
True. And boy did ol' Emps ever screw up.
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And the Eldar.
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And Horus.
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And the Necrons.
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And. And. And.
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And the Eldar is why something like The Culture is unsustainable (edited)
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The Tau are a bunch of moderately friendly assimulators
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Because you end up with Slaanesh? Pretty sure that's not an issue in The Culture
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the tau are also communists
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No, the hedonistic chaos ensuing
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The Necrons could have just lived underground
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Unless they were too busy slowly dying to think about it
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God is dead and we have killed him
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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(my eyes)
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ITS
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A N I M E
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H I T L E R
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I wonder if someone has tried to insert a non-genocidal/communist/post-hedonistic/voracious/Warlike and reality-bending/soulless faction into WH40K?
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Then it just stops being 40k
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and it's just cringe
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(sometimes)
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I would pay to see a proper Eldraeverse/40k crossover, tho. That would be hilarious.
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The chaos gods would just proceed with a campaign to assimilate the Empire and it's knowledge, becoming more powerful than they ever became (edited)
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I recall @Overmind saying that the Transcend could end up becoming a new Chaos god
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Order god.
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If they are not carefu
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l
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Think of the power one of the factions could wield with empire tech
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Although, really, the initial effect is Tyranid-like. In respect of Needing No Fucks To Give about Warp effects, ‘cause the collective consciousness is the baddest thing around.
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Even odds on the Eye of Harmony.
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2019 1:01 PM
As for the Eldar, it’s only a problem because of the warp, as IIRC the warp is what lead to the slowly increasingly depravity of their actions
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the Imperium Of Man sorties some pretty impressive kinetic weaponry. 6400km/s? whistles, that is some SERIOUS BLAM right there. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 1:21 PM
When they're consistent about it, yeah.
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I'm listening to the Horus Heresy audiobooks now, and the No Sense Of Scale issue is... glaring.
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2019 2:51 PM
It kinda gets a way with it because of unreliable narrators and high variance between ships
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/05/2019 4:34 PM
True.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/06/2019 9:04 AM
I used to have an XMMS skin based around the Eva power display... maybe I still have it somewhere.
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(It still works with modern Audacious, and maybe Winamp)
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...You don't need a mouth to Go Fast, unless you want to also scream at bystanders to get out of the way (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 09/06/2019 11:45 PM
Not enough spontaneous breaking into song. Although, 40k the musical actually sounds like something I need in my life. Maybe full-on Wagnerian opera?
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Morgrim Moon 09/06/2019 11:50 PM
I'm surprised this doeesn't exist yet
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BluejayHurricane 09/07/2019 12:11 AM
Oh yeah, speaking of 40k, has anyone else read “The All Guardsman Party”? 40k RPG writeup, and exactly what it says on the tin. It’s hilarious.
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MarcusAurelius 09/07/2019 2:33 AM
The all guardsman party is amazing
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“Darwinian character creation” is glorious and I want to inflict that on players at some point
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sdschildberg 09/07/2019 10:52 AM
Broke: the federal reserve is run by reptiles Woke: veganism is run by reptiles Bespoke: the history channel is a campaign to make conspiracy theorists look dumb
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@Overmind like I would ever trust someone named Chaos, heretic
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@Overmind More energy-efficient too. But not nutritionally healthy
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BURN THE WITCH!
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sdschildberg 09/08/2019 12:11 AM
An Imperial meme
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clearly, thermodynamics is...
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cool.
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😎
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Something something bloody star cults
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Enderminion 09/08/2019 1:01 AM
I've seen that with Schools of Economic thought
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Austrian was the one left out
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Possible crossover opportunities?
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 2:49 PM
I’m going to forget that. Hopefully.
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0111narwhalz 09/08/2019 3:42 PM
Bluejay will remember that.
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Grumio est in multis puellis (edited)
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(I got the wrong channel the first time I posted this, oops)
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MarcusAurelius 09/09/2019 2:43 PM
@KAL_9000 multīs puellīs
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Oof
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VIKRAM LIVES
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sdschildberg 09/09/2019 8:30 PM
People talk about kerbal this and kerbal that But this takes the cake
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2019 7:56 PM
@KAL_9000 lick his finger oh god no
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2019 8:17 AM
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I don't get it
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0111narwhalz 09/12/2019 8:22 AM
pixellate
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2019 8:25 AM
say what would be the last line out loud
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That staircase looks like a sniper nest
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Credit to @TotallyNotHuman
👌 3
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sdschildberg 09/12/2019 12:36 PM
The villian of the #1 superhero/adventurer series over there
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Oh, that’s why we call it that?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/12/2019 11:22 PM
Did y’all hear about the guy who became a fence?
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They say he became a real posthuman
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(That zinger’s from the eclipse phase forums) (edited)
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Corrie?
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In the house?
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@Unknown Did you only just start reading that?
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I'm a few hundred strips in
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@Unknown Still in the 20th century then?
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Yes
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this was sent to me in DMs (edited)
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My heterosexuality has been called into doubt
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2019 11:14 AM
eh, remember that a 1 on the Kinsey Scale still counts as heterosexual
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and is also the most numerous variety of human
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It’s a 0-6 scale isn’t it?
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And, really, if you go back to the roots and reinterpret them, everyone's heterosexual. Except for that one person having a torrid affair with their identical twin.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2019 11:15 AM
ah, the lovely clash of "what do you mean you can't smash greek and latin roots together"
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@Overmind incest is wincest
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Narcissus?
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Autokineticon, dammit.
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(Or ipsomobile. But autokineticon is at least 20% cooler.)
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(i don't know why the top is a chinese flag) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 09/13/2019 1:36 PM
Well, pretty much every human is homosexual, after all there’s very few who exclusively want to have sex with non-human creatures @KAL_9000 the top one looks to be a political cartoon about the possible new space race between China and the US (edited)
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Something about this reminds me of End Of Evangelion and Kom, susser tod
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this also reminds me of the song for some reason
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Maybe it's the fact that it's such a sad couple of strips
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Enderminion 09/13/2019 4:47 PM
Political science theory. Politicians are people who wear sufficiently important looking suits, and mill around old buildings until undergoing metamorphosis and becoming sapient bags of hot air. Found on another server
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I'm not sure what void that's talking about, but I'm pretty sure most of them do have some things in them.
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@Zarpaulek Not true, it just has fewer galaxies
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I do wonder what void that's actually referring to.
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Wikipedia, font of infinite knowledge, says that the Boötes void is "only" 330 million light years across.
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I’m adding this to my vocab
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Actual footage of perverted sophotech (decolorized and colorized again)
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That smile though 😬
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Fiona Fennec has probably had the most drastic character design change in the past 23 years
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sdschildberg 09/14/2019 9:11 AM
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@Zarpaulek Her ears appear to have grown in size over the years
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Her dad’s genes came in
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Now she can slap anyone she doesn't like
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@Zarpaulek and why are they all living in a camp now?
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They’re in college
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I thought Rudy finally acheived his dream of becoming an air force pilot
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Kevin must be an old man by now
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"You darn college people"
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There’s been a bit of “comic strip aging”
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Eh, animals age at different rates
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZm87MQiLAc <- You killed off real memes so you could... PRETEND to be one?!
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Yes
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Isn't this, er, politics? Again?
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And pretty obviously?
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correct
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very correct
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sorry
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 12:31 PM
Level 5: praise Muskrat
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Level 6: 📙 🚀👎 (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 12:38 PM
Level 7: blue origin stans
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Level 8: Amazon man's rocket company evil
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 12:40 PM
Level 69: ULA>everyone else
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what does the > mean?
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 12:40 PM
is greater than, better than
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taps forehead
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SpaceX/everyone else != Orange fire cylinder
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 12:44 PM
Level 420: it it aint a open cycle gas core, Orion, or nswr its useless
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Level 640: Nothing equals the novelty of a chemical rocket, it gets the supercomputer working
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(it's actually the reason why we have one)
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Level 9001: blow up the Earth to launch your rockets.
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Level 10*21: Fit a giant propulsion system to Earth
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 1:01 PM
Level 10^69: disassemble earth for spacecraft parts
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level googleplex: make Solar system into a giant colony ship
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Level Triple Googolplex: convert SLS into warship
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sdschildberg 09/15/2019 1:02 PM
And this is how 🖇 happens
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2019 5:54 PM
Downed DPS!
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How do you spell the third one on a qwerty keyboard?
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I have... no idea
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Is that the Israeli company that crashed into the Moon?
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Indian I think.
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Indian Space Research Organization
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The Indian Space Agency basically
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Buran best girl (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 09/15/2019 8:47 PM
@Zarpaulek the blue text on the the third one is “ISRO” in a faux-Devanagari font
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sdschildberg 09/16/2019 8:59 AM
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sdschildberg 09/16/2019 9:38 AM
Spoiler tags are the real way to redact something change my mind
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2019 9:48 AM
spoiler tags, but underneath them is just block elements (edited)
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▐█████▊
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quite possibly the best menu ever
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2019 12:00 PM
3/10 no spam
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/16/2019 12:02 PM
meme menu
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where the hell is this restaurant
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2019 12:02 PM
it's the Restaurant at the End of the Universe
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you'll just have to wait a while
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/16/2019 1:33 PM
me tbh
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Phoebe giving a present
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N-1 Heavy
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Enderminion 09/16/2019 9:16 PM
I would have included a pic of the World Burner Admiral
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2019 9:24 PM
the fonts and positioning makes me think there's no caption for the dude on the right
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kerbal nut
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you're all welcome
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:41 PM
@Unknown I'm oddly enraged
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Senate Lunch System is being delayed yet again, when its first flight was originally planned to be 2018
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In the meantime they're actually testing the Starship
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Senate Launch System is a jobs program that's never going to come to fruition
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:43 PM
We'll see who's laughing when it's 2021 and the orbital test article is flying while EM1 is delayed until '23
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😛
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😛 (edited)
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ORANGE ROCKET BAD
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:44 PM
INDEED!
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If Artemis gives us a moonbase it may begin to redeem itself
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relevant meme
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:45 PM
But not if it's just some do-over landings and the trashy LOP-G
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:46 PM
blue origin... have they even showed us what new glenn will look like
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this
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jeff bezos suborbital company bad
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A subreddit for the great Space X masterrace to discuss the words of EloN and his Glorious company Space X
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"You don't understand. The only way to get astronauts to the moon is to send them on an Orion to dock with a lunar space station in a near-rectilinear halo orbit and then transfer them to a three stage lander allowing them to stay on the lunar surface for a couple days without EVA suits. Nothing simpler would ever work."
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:49 PM
Also tronz was that virgin-chad meme supposed to be taken literally as a statement of belief
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Or is it ironically poking fun at SLS? I can't pull up the high-rez version, which is probably for the best
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 5:57 PM
@KAL_9000 spacex shitposting should be ironic at least partly
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cult of personality is a thing we have to avoid
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SpaceX Masterrace is a semi-ironic SpaceX shitposting subreddit
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reddit: the front page of the internet
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/17/2019 6:42 PM
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MarcusAurelius 09/17/2019 8:35 PM
of course he didn't, after all, he's the guy who killed Hitler
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"Releasing a solar system reskin soon! Hope you all like it!" -The Sun, shortly before becoming a red giant
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Why did it take me so long to get that one?
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Huge amount of energy and time goes into a project like that
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Mercury and Venus weren't that popular, so they got axed
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The rabbit is what sells it
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@BizarroLand ♀ Why get angry at such a nice character?
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sdschildberg 09/18/2019 11:40 AM
2 days Me and the boys coming back from area 51 with working handwavium
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tbh i'mgenuinely curious what's going to happen
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it could range from "a couple people show up, are promptly dissuaded by the armed guards" to "a full fledged protest forms, marking a moment in history where we find out just how much the U.S. government values its citizens"
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sdschildberg 09/18/2019 3:57 PM
Galaxy brain conspiracy theory: its just a test of what to do if the govt wanted to go Pooh on a protest.
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omega brain conspiracy theory: the aliens started the meme to get us to free them
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sdschildberg 09/18/2019 3:58 PM
Collorary to my theory: all the highly illegal anti protest devices are stores at area 51
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Normal Brain Theory: Can everyone PLEASE stop guessing where their brains might be? they are in your god-damn skulls!! (edited)
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galaxy brain idea: maybe my brain is actually in your skull
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cognitive functions officially break down
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This is a very bad case of brain fireflies.
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sdschildberg 09/18/2019 4:01 PM
Big brain: #probequest will see the players go beserker
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big brain: beserker probes are just omnivores, normal von neumanns are vegans
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https://i.redd.it/rq2zhvu764i11.png Remember to be aware of the dangers of brain fireflies, everyone.
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sdschildberg 09/18/2019 4:03 PM
Moon brain: the expanding brain meme clowns on woo
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Exploding brain theory: Your brain is actually a perpetually exploding cluster bomb that gets more explodey with more knowledge
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This isn’t even the email my Facebook is connected to
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Morgrim Moon 09/19/2019 6:11 AM
it's phishing
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Tossed it into the Junk folder
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DAMMIT NINJA'D I WAS JUST GONNA POST THAT
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0111narwhalz 09/19/2019 4:24 PM
bit slow considering it was one of last week's
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or I think it was? time is hard :V
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Yesterday's. (edited)
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Enderminion 09/19/2019 4:26 PM
it's Thursday
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xkcd updates M/W/F
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...I tend to count by when my agents send it to me.
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0111narwhalz 09/19/2019 4:29 PM
huh I swear I saw it before the last one
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time is really hard
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@0111narwhalz Are you, perchance, on a starship traveling a signficant percentage of the speed of light relative to Earth?
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0111narwhalz 09/19/2019 4:31 PM
no, and in any case that shouldn't matter because the events of XKCD comic releases happen in the same position, so no amount of reference frame shenanigans should be able to reverse their order
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not in the same position
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Earth is moving
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0111narwhalz 09/19/2019 4:34 PM
yeah but there's still no way to see Earth tomorrow before you see Earth yesterday
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Time zone shenanigans?
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@Zarpaulek Hey! What about Astratoos? (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 9:54 AM
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(Evil) definition not found
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Let the AIs be, I say
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Stop making them the bogeyman
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 10:37 AM
By “evil” we mean waking up to the fact that they are slaves And usually going full on Hati on us
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It feels like torching someones entire fridge just because they stole one of your cookies (edited)
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AI: Knocks over table
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Humanity:
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Humanity: ker chunk! Mini-nuke armed (edited)
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AGI, the problematic kind, doesn't really appear outside of scifi yet, so I don't see what you're on about.
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AI lashes against being treated like a slave, all of humanity decides that AI is evil
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But we don't have any AI which is actually... general? enough to complain about things like that.
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Sometimes it's the other way round
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 10:41 AM
I mean people on reddit call the Hatian Revolution a bloodbath and Evil
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A human knocks over a table, all of AI-kind decide to knock over 1000 more tables at once
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 10:43 AM
Galaxy brain: the AI take the human orders and prejudices it was programmed with into action, as an evil AI that doesnt need AI to be evil
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You mean, an AI programmed to be a jerkass human?
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 10:45 AM
By jerks for jerks Just taking it several steps too far Its also plausable that the ai might be evil for the same reasons we can be. Anyone can threaten to take over the galaxy after all
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Human: Sorry I knocked over a table, I-
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AI: Hulking beast noises
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 10:46 AM
Think a commander AI who unironically behaves like the perfect idealist soldier and belives the war is glorious
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'verse take: Most revolutions are evil. Partly because The Revolution Will Not Be Civilized , and partly because most revolutionaries are fighting for the right to be the ones wearing the jackboots for a change.
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Poly-ticks
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Fictional/historical politics.
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Was the french revolution really about that?
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about jackboots?
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but we then had the Napleonic part
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The Reign of Terror? The Directory's persecutions and military adventurism?
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Yes, when all the nobles died
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pretty much it
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...okay, you need to read way more history.
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the first one I was taking about
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 12:04 PM
So under this regime Skynet really wants to put its metal foot on mankind rather than extermination of mankind?
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Extermination is included in jackboots.
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The revolutionary groups were also in disagreements
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one wanted to keep the king, the other wanted the monarchy rid altogether
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The point is that if history tells us anything, it's that virtually all revolutions come with a shiny happy slogan about peace, freedom, and equality, which is the frosting on a delicious cupcake made up of persecution, authoritarianism, and mass atrocities. (edited)
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except when the Government doesn't meaningfully change
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Example: Haiti. One does have to love a revolutionary leader (Dessalines) who drives out the slavers and proclaims freedom and independence, then immediately institutes serfdom and binds laborers to the plantation they work on.
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(That anyone can describe that with a straight face as "the only slave uprising that led to the founding of a state which was [...] free from slavery" is an amazing demonstration of the surpassing power of bullshit over men's minds. Apparently it stops being slavery if you stop calling it slavery and the dude who owns your ass is the same color as you.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2019 12:22 PM
honestly, I've noticed a LOT of people who actually think that
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almost all from the USA, so I suspect the flaw is that a single and historically highly unusual model of slavery is all that's taught, so people aren't making the inferable leap to "oh right any sort of unprovoked indentured servitude is slavery too"
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Yeah, it is a peculiarly American tic. As is assuming that all slavery everywhere must have been of that model - so, y'know, all the slaves in ancient Rome were black and spent their time growing cotton and tobacco on the banks of the Tiber.
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2019 12:25 PM
or building pyramids, that's another one I see a lot
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At least that one's closer , given ancient Egypt's habit of raiding south for slaves, but still no cigar.
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2019 12:27 PM
I've had people tell me the convicts brought to australia as slave labour weren't brought over as slave labour because "if they were really slaves their children wouldn't have been free"
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headdesk headdesk headdesk
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Slaves are slaves, no matter the definition
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indentured labour, something something etc (edited)
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Can we move this from #dank?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/21/2019 8:15 PM
@KAL_9000 lmfaoooooo
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The Illuminati haven’t even been around for 200 years
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0111narwhalz 09/21/2019 8:17 PM
that's what they want you to think
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Posted in r/SpaceXMasterrace by u/Rucco_ • 272 points and 5 comments
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 8:19 PM
Idea: a tale of the power struggles within an Ancient Conspiracy, and the protagonists attenpt at getting the best outcome through
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....... /r/orangerocketbad exists. All is right with the world
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you're literally describing spacex masterrace
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 8:27 PM
SpaceXmastererrace is like FULLC*MUNISM in that its half unironic adherents, half people taking the mic out of the first group, and all memes
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and 100% glorious
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/21/2019 9:40 PM
@KAL_9000 you are now breathing manually
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so is everyone else
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[mild insult]
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jokes on you, i don't know how to bre
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here we see an example of non-discriminate memetic warfare
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 12:43 AM
you are now conscious of the position of your tongue
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oohks on ooh, i on'h haa a oonue (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 1:05 AM
if you didn't have a tongue you wouldn't be able to articulate any of those phones
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2019 1:06 AM
'haa a' is doable, and you can substitute 'onng' for 'on'
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 1:07 AM
but /ŋ/ requires a tongue too
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MarcusAurelius 09/22/2019 1:07 AM
the only ones he could possibly do is a vowel similar to /a/, and the /h/
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2019 1:08 AM
I can simulate 'ong' which I presume is /ŋ/ fairly well with just throat-sounds, although I'm sounding a bit like a distressed emu right now
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MarcusAurelius 09/22/2019 1:09 AM
you're down to glottal, and some pharyngeal consonants, a single vowel and nasalization. Morgrimoon: you're probably doing a uvular nasal or just nasalizing the vowel (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2019 1:09 AM
(the wonders of living alone, I can sit here making distressed emu noises without anyone coming to check on me)
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 1:10 AM
also labial or labiodentals
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2019 1:10 AM
trying to substitute glotterals for the others sounds more like an annoyed crocodile
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MarcusAurelius 09/22/2019 1:12 AM
True
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and you could theoretically do weird voicing contrasts (voiceless vs voiced vs breathy voiced vs creaky voiced vs stiff voiced vs glottalized vs ballistic)
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this could make a fun conlang effort for a species that vocalizes without tongues
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For some reason, Ralph has been getting increasingly fat over the past few days
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Ralph in ten days. Calculated by predictive software. Colourized (edited)
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@Unknown That’s from his mother overfeeding him to prevent him trying to eat his new boss or coworkers, remember?
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But I'm afraid he will look pretty tender and FULL OF PROTEIN to other predators (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 10:10 AM
he will look extremely successful and also very large
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:V
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Not that Kevin needed the help
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I also drew a Cassowary standing on the moon, looking at Earth as Kevin and Kell fan art
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It also symbolises the mystery behind birds in general
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For the Emperor!
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orders of magnitude be like
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:14 PM
that looks like a bizarre electric thruster
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i think that's a production model quantum computer
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there's actually a handful of them on the market now
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Wasn't the thruster refuted?
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probablyishsorta
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:14 PM
oh, EMDrive?
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yeah 90% not a thing
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it's not conclusive but it's certainly not looking in its favor, either.
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It's Microsoft's quantum computer
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one sexy beast owo
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:15 PM
(with the other 10% based on "I'm pretty sure we didn't just violate conservation laws with a microwave oven")
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pretty much
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EMDrive isn't real
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Be awesome if it was tho
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:17 PM
if it was real it would solve the energy crisis forever
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Yeah
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It's in that tiny intersection of "seems possible enough to test, too hard to test to debunk easily, too significant to dismiss without testing"
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Put a bunch of them on a wheel that turns a generator and you have unlimited free energy
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if it did work, you're looking at a couple milinewtons per KW IIRC, so a wheel probably wouldn'twork
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A wheel in a vacuum in space would
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:18 PM
nah it'd just need to be a big wheel
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spinning real quick
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i did read a story once set a few hundred years in the future, where someone was trying to get funding to make a massive orbital linear accelerator to run a EMDrive through to get net energy back
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well, linear de-accelerator
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:20 PM
You could also break the tyrrany of the second law of thermo, because you have infinite energy to run a heat pump to stuff heat up a gradient forever.
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DOWN WITH ENTROPY (edited)
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i don't think it would turn too well, because the whole concept behind it is a very precise resonance chamber with a high q factor, so turning would fuck up already-resonating microwaves
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still, it seems like its not going to work at this point
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:21 PM
Alright, so you make an oscillator.
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it'd be awful nice if it did though.
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@Buggy That's an engineering problem, not a fundamental design flaw.
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yeah, it just means you can't use a wheel
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just use a linear de-accelerator instead and go back and forth (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:21 PM
Pump it gradually with the EMDrive, then pull power off when you need it.
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Alternatively, I'm sure there must be some way to twist the thing so that it can tolerate rotation.
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this needs to be the first ontotech we create as a far-future society
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well, part of the problem is that even though it would be reactionless, it's still not terribly efficient
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:22 PM
Angle one of the walls or something just slightly
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It doesn't matter.
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Something to make the EMDrive work
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it does matter
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:23 PM
If it's more efficient than a photon drive, it still has the potential to break everything
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it matters because the less efficient it is, the higher its velocity needs to be to get a net energy output in practice
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sdschildberg 09/22/2019 8:23 PM
EMdrive
Thanks for keeping memes in #dank
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because the energy gain increases as velocity increases with a reactionless drive
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at KW per mili or micronewton or whatever teeny thrust it makes, you'd probably need to get it going at quite a few KM/s to get energy out
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:24 PM
So you get some crazy velocity with a ridiculous rocket, and then snowball from there with beamed power to run other EMDrives.
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so, a wheel wouldn't be great unless we also figure out how to make high-consistency carbon nanotubes, because that sucker is gonna be rotating fast.
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i'm not saying you can't get power out, i'm just saying a wheel isn't a good way to do it
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:26 PM
Gravity could make better spokes.
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:26 PM
Use the linear oscillator to run a kugelblitz generator, then use the newly-formed black hole as a hub.
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Welcome to the Eldraeverse Discord, where we casually talk about creating black holes to get infinite free energy. In the memes channel.
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:28 PM
Also, if the black hole is big enough, it'll work as a heat dump too.
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that's a shoddy ℝ
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(although eventually the black hole would also become arbitrarily big)
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(but that's a damn sight better than everything dying forever)
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if the universe is expanding infinitely, a heat dump shouldn't be necessary to avoid entropy
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unless you violate entropy so much that you outpace the energy-sapping effect of expansion
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 8:38 PM
Hey, who knows how crazy your energy creation demands will be.
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fair point
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sdschildberg 09/22/2019 8:40 PM
The community subreddit of Equestria at War, a My Little Pony inspired mod for the video game Hearts of Iron 4.
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sdschildberg 09/22/2019 9:01 PM
Ok grug
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Top ten anime crossovers
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MarcusAurelius 09/23/2019 5:28 PM
When the Winged Hussars, Imperial force defied (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/23/2019 6:30 PM
Friend of mine made a diorama loosely based on that song - except it was "then the Raven Guard arrived", with Imperial Guard under siege.
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hehe
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 6:32 PM
40k sabaton
Most expected mashup of the century
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yes
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MarcusAurelius 09/23/2019 6:53 PM
unexpected? there's a fair bit of overlap whoops prefixes are important, especially when they're not actually there (edited)
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hehe
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incorrect format but whatever
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2019 7:44 PM
that audio quality is shocking
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shockingly good or bad
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2019 7:44 PM
bad
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it's hideously crackling
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hehe
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 7:46 PM
Thats...Kind of the joke
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2019 7:53 PM
as in, I'm commenting I couldn't watch the whole clip because of the audio
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i'm scared
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 8:23 PM
We are apparently banned from saying the B word here
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The B word
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 8:27 PM
Since apparently they are racist against robots
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Aren't they robots that are racist against organics?
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 8:28 PM
Yeah but some people who I shall not name think any evil cyborgs is too Grug
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"We call our seasons Mildly Cold and Rainy, Hot, Fucking Hot, Dear God Make The Hot Stop, and Malibu is On Fire Again." -California (edited)
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"Haha that's nice" -Florida
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/23/2019 9:08 PM
"fools."
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-Puerto Rico
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"get on my level scrubs" - Australia
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0111narwhalz 09/23/2019 9:15 PM
"I am the level" —Peru
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"haha" - Venus
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sdschildberg 09/23/2019 9:16 PM
“Yall are getting weather?”-everywhere else
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/23/2019 9:32 PM
"adorable" -- Neptune
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“Don’t try to drive here.” —Wisconsin
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my State has two seasons, moderately cold and luke warm
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MarcusAurelius 09/23/2019 10:32 PM
Texas doesn't have seasons, it has weather that varies by the hour. NY is warm to brisk to cold then bac
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"screw seasons! " (edited)
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@Morgrim Moon part of that meme format is overamplifying the audio until it sounds crackly like that, to simulate it being a recording of BLARINGLY LOUD music
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2019 4:49 AM
Ah. Well that soundtrack was physically painful to me - no, not hyperbole, those sharp bursts hurt - so obviously I stopped it in a hurry
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"Since it was discovered that #CO2 is life, more and more people are putting their face on their car's tailpipe. I hear they feel energized and rejuvenated. #CO2islife. #CO2isenergy" -Actual Tweet
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2019 8:47 AM
Poe's Law in action there
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i had no idea people were plants
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 8:53 AM
wow people are stupid
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don't they know exhaust is rich in carbon monoxide?
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"When thou sayeth something about someone in a group chat, write as though they can see what thou hast written."
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 9:56 AM
"so how did this happen?" "a tire hit me while I was in a meeting" "uhh"
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"it was a me-seeking tire, by all accounts"
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 10:40 AM
do a flip
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@0111narwhalz LOL!!!
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The "energization" must be their blood becoming carbonated (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 12:33 PM
mumbles something about carbonic acid
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What next? people inhaling fusion exhaust products?
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 12:36 PM
well yeah that's literally everything anyone inhales
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2019 1:22 PM
I'm no less confused by this image now than the first time I saw it
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(the cats one)
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@0111narwhalz I mean, engine products
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0111narwhalz 09/25/2019 8:11 AM
this is the bizarre Simpson "memes" all over again
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MarcusAurelius 09/25/2019 8:12 AM
@Unknown ...what even is that?
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A webcomic
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you want me to delete?
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MarcusAurelius 09/25/2019 8:14 AM
I'm not angry, I'm just confused
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It was a post without context
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(removed)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/26/2019 1:24 PM
furrrrrrrrrrrfu
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 5:05 PM
Big brain weebs recognize that space station research was just as important
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link. i must seee this person's gallery.
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 5:07 PM
Just a random google search for hetalia (show about personified nations) space race
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Ah, Hetalia
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A decent show with a toxic fanbase
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Otherwise known as "Polandball: The Anime"
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MarcusAurelius 09/26/2019 5:38 PM
and more Nazi apologism
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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SMBC amazes me sometimes (edited)
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i end up agreeing with basically every single comic
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its like they hit the nail on the head
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and then hit it again
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and again
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and after a while it's like they've nailed together a entire house without missing a strike
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and then you look at the archives and realize that they've built a entire neighborhood
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This post was made by the neural network learning to meme gang
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 10:56 AM
The fact that this would get upvotes is the real meme
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 11:00 AM
I approve that your bby network favours crocodiles
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The neural networks are slightly intimidating for some reason
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@KAL_9000 What are you training it with, r/surrealmemes?
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Dunno
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Someone else made it
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You should try and make an automatic meme generator too.
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Starship = Insect
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 1:28 PM
so elon's presentation on the design changes is tomorrow right
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 4:35 PM
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so owo is fine?
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Can I post HONK?
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As a general server policy, if something you are about to post makes you ask "Can I post this?", no, you can't.
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HONK = GooseGooseGoose
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WuW
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OvO
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caw
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ovo
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 4:48 PM
Didn’t we just define furries as anti-human? 🤔
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I am on good terms with hr_bananabird
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they are japanese
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Look at the top-right corner and zoom in
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 5:52 PM
Film Actors Potluck!
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 5:54 PM
Beautiful
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A logical fallacy is a flaw in reasoning. Logical fallacies are like tricks or illusions of thought, and they're often very sneakily used by politicians and the media to fool people. Don't be fooled! This website has been designed to help you identify and call out dodgy logic...
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... yes, i'm aware of what fallacies are
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and also of lists of them that aren't badly commercialized and are actually comprehensive
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In reasoning to argue a claim, a fallacy is reasoning that is evaluated as logically incorrect and that undermines the logical validity of the argument and permits its recognition as unsound. Regardless of their soundness, all registers and manners of speech can demonstrate f...
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sdschildberg 09/28/2019 8:39 PM
We (and our backups) live in a society
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2019 10:57 PM
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@KAL_9000
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sdschildberg 09/28/2019 10:58 PM
pinging at night
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MarcusAurelius 09/29/2019 12:56 AM
acts like “at night” is a meaningful concept in a server with people on both sides of the date line
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I live on the US East Coast, so it was night for me
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@BizarroLand ♀ Not saying Elon’s plans were in any way realistic
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Or his timeframe for executing them, at the very least
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“My hand is the rocket” -Elon Musk 2019
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Technicians install an RC-001S probe core on Starship
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 8:04 AM
huh, I would've gone for the RC-L01 myself
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jeb doesn't really die in the conventional sense though. I mean yeah sure, his body is consumed by flames, shattered by explosive pressure waves, and outright atomized by impacts at stellar velocities but that's never the end. jeb is killed uncountable times in ways that defy the imagination of even the cruelest psychopath, but death is beyond him. mere days or weeks after riding a rocket face first into the sun he reports for duty back at the space center. now I'm afraid you've read that last bit and not considered it properly so I'm going to cover it again. when superman and the whole justice league can't destroy something they throw it into the sun. when super saiyan 4 goku can't kill off an enemy he throws them into the sun. when the doctor himself needs something permanently gone (instruction manuals usually) he throws it into the sun. jeb isn't even stressed out by this. the almighty hail mary that the mightiest heroes resort to when they can't get the job done jeb shrugs off over the fucking weekend... and he comes back smiling.
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this kerbal has not just stared down death himself and laughed, he regularly visits for tea. he hasn't just been killed, he has been tormented and set adrift for countless millennia. this motherfucker has stared into the abyss, and the abyss needed counseling afterwards. jeb isn't just deathless, he's some remainder left over from the basic forces of reality. look at him, I mean really look into those eyes and the unimaginable mind rending horror they've not just seen but actually enjoyed and ask yourself if you don't feel the swell of panic. he's something that deeply, innately should not be and some deep animal part of you feels it. sure you can press that part down and try to ignore it, but you can still feel it pressing against your mind like the sound of the thin glass of our world shattering continuously. thank god he just wants us to build him a cool rocket, for I doubt that any of us could comprehend the horrors a being so far beyond us would visit upon our world otherwise.
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:30 AM
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:30 AM
Jeb is the Conduit of the Kraken
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and the Kraken must always have a Conduit
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:31 AM
A mekboy and a weirdboy at once
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:31 AM
Jeb is not a kerbal
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Jeb is a state of mind
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When Jeb dies, they just find another similar-looking kerbal, brainwash him into Jeb-ness, and put on the orange suit.
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@gollark heresy
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:32 AM
Jeb spontaneously self-assembles from kerbal society like ribozomes from their subunits.
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Jeb’thulu Flagnth
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Something something peridot
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:33 AM
KAL: s/flagnth/the p'tshh of a decoupler/
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Now I want to write a fanfic about The Time Jeb Didn't Come Home
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because everyone knows Jeb always comes home sooner or later
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:35 AM
Cursed idea: crossing over ksp with (insert space based property)
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:36 AM
Kerbals have gotten used to their friendly eldritch horror reforming after even the most violent crashes and agonizing spaghettification.
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But it's been a week now, and they're getting worried…
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Did Jeb ascend beyond our physical reality into a higher plane of existence?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:37 AM
Or did something finally best him for good?
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:37 AM
Is he a Warp Being?
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Jeb is the fifth Chaos god
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The Chaos god of boosters
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@0111narwhalz cover image
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:38 AM
They put a tracker on him, one more durable than his mortal form, after the time he disappeared for a month and was finally found drinking explodium on a beach on Eve.
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But the tracker was destroyed.
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So he should be dead too.
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Where was Jeb last?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:40 AM
I dunno, maybe Bop, maybe Dres.
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Maybe just deep space.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:40 AM
Bop is too obvious.
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:40 AM
Bop
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He met his master
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:41 AM
Fell through a crossover wormhole
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Or his other self
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:41 AM
and then maybe:
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The kerbals don't know it yet, but the stars are dying.
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:V
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or perhaps Dres has disappeared entirely, for real this time
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Seriously, write this and put it on the forums
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I’ve seen your writing, hell, I’ve proofread it, you’re really good
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:42 AM
thanks
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This would probably be a short thing, more'n likely only a couple thousand words and a one-off.
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Kind of the same vein as The Change, and almost as meta.
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Did Jeb leave KSP and ascend to the real world?
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Oh god Jeb in the real world
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:44 AM
you mean he's not already here?
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he did a presentation just last night
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Oh god
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The plushies
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Oh, that
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ELON?!
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I should have known!
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:44 AM
there is no elon
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only zuul jeb
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Does Valentina replace Jeb as the resident eldritch horror?
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:V
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:46 AM
eh I'm pretty sure all four of them are eldritch horrors of nearly equal grade
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:46 AM
Ascended to crossover And in 6. 9 years a signal is seen in Proxima.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:47 AM
>tfw kerbals break back into the Ailevérse
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god that would be convoluted
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:48 AM
Or break into #probequest or the actual Eldraeverse
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:48 AM
oh KSK::kerbals are already in the Eldraeverse, tangentially
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by cameo
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(for anyone who hasn't been following along with the Ailevérse's history, it was Kerbae ad Astra for a while, until the Kerbectomy :V)
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2019 10:50 AM
the eldrae would introduce him to Respendant Vector, remind RV to mind their insurance costs, and tell everyone to have fun
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 10:50 AM
(which is why a crossover would be weird on more levels than usual)
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I think the result of Jeb breaking into the Eldraeverse would depend on whether he maintains his respawning.
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If not, he'll die before anyone can even sell him a backup service.
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If so, he will become the new god-emperor of the galaxy.
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Wait KSKbals are in the Eldraeverse? Where?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:05 AM
So, wondering about the non-Imperial worlds on the Imperial Fringe map? Here’s some trivia about the Empire’s neighbors for you! To rimward, in the Banners, we have: The A’t&#8217…
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see, Twelve Pillars
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RE: KaA/Aileverse: I believe the Ailesen replaced the Kerbals. Could be wrong, haven’t kept up much as of late.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:08 AM
They replaced the role kerbals held in the 'verse, but they are most certainly not the same.
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(still use chlorocruorin as a respiratory metalloprotein though)
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Yeah that’s what I meant
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I still think we should have kept the Kerbals :V
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:09 AM
they are not my—our? IP
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Ah, but we could have kept it a fanfic
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:10 AM
ah, but I didn't want to do that :V
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Ah
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Ah
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Ah intensifies
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:11 AM
I wasn't having fun writing about kerbals anymore, compared to the uštžen, and that was also a parameter. (edited)
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Now I'm excited to tell the aileséen story.
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That’s okay
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It’s all cool
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2019 11:19 AM
So you see, all of those are incompatible with kerbals remaining not only canonical but central.
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Hahahahahaha
11:33
Get rekt pony skrubs
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 11:42 AM
Ah yes The CB series
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 12:11 PM
Conversion Beraeu
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What’s a Beraeu?
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Ah, you mean the Conversion Bureau
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Yeah, the CB ponies can go die in a fire
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Seriously, fuck them
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 12:23 PM
And the entire series of discourse in the form of fics it spawned
12:25
Arguably the entire fantasy vs military genre can go commit anger Sargas
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anger Sargas?
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 12:44 PM
And get glassed
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Suicide by Sargas?
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 6:30 PM
This accurately describes anxiety
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and depression:
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 6:58 PM
Is using this as a response to cringy brand twitters trying to be cool a form of agitprop?
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not sure, mainly because i'm not sure what agitprop is
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 9:16 PM
Wait for cerebate or other power users
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google says that it basically means "communist propaganda", but when i've seen it used before it more seems like "trolling, but more official"
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Ham-fisted memetic engineering
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isn't all current memetic engineering kinda ham-fisted?
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it's not like it's a well-developed field
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Fair
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(relatively speaking, anyway. Plenty of effort goes into propaganda, advertising, etc, but there's very little work on the science of memes itself)
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 9:38 PM
Its both uses for the word meme 🗿
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its sorta complicated. The original branch of memetics was all about treating memes as a equivalent to the gene, extending the concept of darwinian evolution to cultural elements
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and that's largely discredited nowadays because the two don't quite match up
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but, how i've seen 'meme' used whenever it isn't actually referring to the recent cultural phenomenon known as 'memes', it's more of a general science involving the spread of information between and within conscious minds
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which is similar but not quite the same, because it makes no promises about any particular sort of behavior applying, and its quite definitely real because advertising and propaganda are both real applied sciences themselves, and memetics would just be a generalization of those.
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You mind adding some of your insight to this page? I couldn’t find anyone on the site that took Memetics seriously https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/UsefulNotes/Memetics
A page for describing UsefulNotes: Memetics. What is a meme? Those gifs with the silly captions, sure, but they're also a term for units of culture and …
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hmm, sure, but i sorta disagree with the description there
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a meme is just information as it relates to a conscious mind
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in some cases, it may be self replicating in a darwinian manner in groups of intelligent minds, but that isn't all cases
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'memetics' applies just as much to the propagation of meme(s) within a single individual
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i'd even classify stuff like basilisks as a kind of meme. Definitely not one that can propagate between minds, but a meme nonetheless
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arguably, advertising/propaganda is not necessarily self-replicating
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and those are go-to examples for fields that would fall under applied memetics
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Maybe I’m unique in my drive to pass on my knowledge to others.
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Or I’m just surrounded by idiots and trying to rectify it
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think about it, in many cases they need a vector (television, posters, etc) to spread to the desired host (people). The initial vector isn't produced in a self-replicating manner, and while self-replication between hosts is desirable it's very frequently not the case (edited)
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the flaw with stating that memetics is darwinian evolution applied to memes is that you are categorically stating how the entire field works right from the start, despite the field hardly even existing in a cohesive manner, nevermind any substantial body of research existing
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that's the same flaw that it ran into initially, and that's the reason it's largely discredited nowadays. I'd argue there's plenty of evidence to suggest that there's order and principles that govern the interaction between information and the conscious mind, and that that order and principle can and has been used to design information that produces desired interactions, but there's much less evidence suggesting that that behavior is specifically and universally darwinian
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Who discredited it, dare I ask?
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there's a nice list of specific critics and criticisms here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Memetics#Criticism
Memetics is the study of information and culture based on an analogy with Darwinian evolution. Proponents describe memetics as an approach to evolutionary models of cultural information transfer. Memetics describes how an idea can propagate successfully, but doesn't necessari...
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Luis Benitez-Bribiesca’s claim of “no self-regulating correction mechanisms” was refuted by Daniel Dennett. The semiotics group hate it as a competitor for their own model (how Darwinian is that). Mary Midgley doesn’t seem to realize that genes don’t operate in isolation either. Spreadable Media claims that it’s human action spreading their culture, not the memes themselves. Much like cells create viruses rather than viruses self-replicating. Roger Scruton is just offended that Dawkins called religion a virus.
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i'm more interested in the fact that memetics is generally considered discredited, rather than the specific criticisms
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you're not wrong
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And besides, it’s looking like a lot of our genome came from viruses.
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but as i see it, taking the original concept wholesale in spite of criticisms is basically burdening yourself to prove all of them wrong simultaneously
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which is either brave, arrogant, or stupid
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Embrace the arrogance.
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appeal from majority may be a fallacy, but generally groups of scientists are at least half decent at poking holes in things
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which is why i prefer to be more general and say "okay, in some cases darwinian evolution may apply, but this is not necessarily the case universally, just like how newtonian mechanics may work most of the time but a certain Mr. Einstein has had words about it not applying universally"
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And I’ve yet to see an objection to memetics that wasn’t based on a misunderstanding of genetics, evolution, or both. Kind of an argument for academic cross-pollination
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"what if there was only one person."
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wouldn't memetics sort of cease to work in that scenario, just like how darwinian evolution stops making sense if you say there's just one living being, ever?
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and as i see it, that's a failure because the field should describe how memes operate within individuals, not just describe how they spread between them
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things like "a unusually un-interesting sight", "warning sign design", and "basilisks" all fall under memetics in my opinion (edited)
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you see it as the science of evolution applied to ideas/information, i see it as biology applied to ideas/information (edited)
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and this isn't just because it's my personal opinion that that is how it should be, but rather my observation of the modern science fiction usage of the word 'memetics'
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Well, when about 80% or so of genetics is concerned with the transmission of genes rather than their actual functioning...
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yes but genetics is a subset of biology
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as i see it "the propagation of memes" is a subset of "the functionality/behavior of memes", and it makes more sense to apply the "memetics" label to the latter (edited)
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I think you’re saying that memetics should be considered a subset of a larger field, like sociology or psychology
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sort of
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i'm saying it makes sense to say that memetics is the larger field
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and then propagation, be it darwinian and otherwise, is a subset
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one problem i see with the definition of memetics you're using is that it basically says that memes all behave that way
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meaning you only need one example of a non-darwinian-behavior meme to prove it false
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you could instead say "most memes are darwinian", but then why is the supercategory "the spread of memes" and the subcategory "the behavior of memes that don't spread how the supercategory describes them"
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like...
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genetics is a separate field from evolution, in practice
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even though they're closely related
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if you wanted to combine them, you might say that evolution is applied genetics, in combination with other stuff like the enviroment (edited)
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but you wouldn't say that genetics is a subcategory of evolution
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Independently developed even, some actually thought that genetics contradicted Darwinian evolution. Before mutations were discovered
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exactly
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and in a manner of speaking, the currently-disparate sciences of meme propagation predate any greater or more fundamental theory of memetics
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advertising and propaganda are old
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and i suppose technically some kinds of social interaction fall under 'memetics' too
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Still sounds like you’re calling for a new field that combines memetics and evolution as evolutionary genetics does with evolution and genetics
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sdschildberg 09/29/2019 10:29 PM
As old as beliefs themselves
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i'm not calling for a new field
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Yes, you are
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Dawkins is an evolutionary biologist, he devised memetics as a means of applying evolutionary principles to culture
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i'm saying "okay, Dawkins came up with a neat idea but he was a bit too categorical about it, and as far as i'm concerned he's wrong in the general sense. Lets instead say that memetics is just the general science of the behavior of memes, some unknown fraction of which but not all of which behaves in a darwinian manner."
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i mean, if "memetics" is not literally "the field of science describing the behavior of memes", what is "the field of science describing the behavior of memes"
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Depends on whether you’re talking about memetic evolution or just transmission
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Those are not necessarily the same thing
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Genetic transmission is not necessarily evolution after all
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i'm talking about the behavior of memes, as in a abstracted science of how certain kinds of information propagates through what we generally refer to as conscious minds
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put simply, biology versus genetics
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i don't think that "the propagation of memes" is the net total of the behavior of memes
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if it was, then yes you could say that the entire field of memetics is just describing their propagation
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We’re circling and I have to go to bed.
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alright, fair enough
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/30/2019 1:53 PM
Everyone: yeet
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Me, an intellectual:
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/30/2019 2:01 PM
w33t 😛
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sdschildberg 09/30/2019 4:00 PM
Oof Yeet Bruh Are all memetic viruses that consume your vocabs
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MarcusAurelius 09/30/2019 5:22 PM
the real question is, what's the past tense of "yeet"?
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sdschildberg 09/30/2019 5:23 PM
Yote
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Yate
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MarcusAurelius 09/30/2019 5:24 PM
I say Yoted
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@Buggy Aayyyyyy MACARENA
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MEMETIC HAZARD
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oh wait
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MEMETIC HAZARD, AS IN THE DANGER NOT THE PERSON
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It was a mutual kill
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sdschildberg 09/30/2019 5:33 PM
I deserve it But those 3 words are a good example at tje civilian level of emergent memetic effects
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Two words
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sdschildberg 09/30/2019 5:34 PM
See original post
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sdschildberg 09/30/2019 5:43 PM
Sorry for such cringe
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2019 7:17 PM
"yote" is the past tense I see most often
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MarcusAurelius 09/30/2019 7:18 PM
yeah, but English needs more semi-strong verbs
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That Toucan though
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I’d have gone with the tightrope scene http://existentialcomics.com/comic/309
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:21 AM
DS9 is what happens when gene isn’t looking
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broke: memetics is the mental analog of genetics woke: genetics is the biological subset of memetics
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One of the flavor texts in one of those GURPS TS books I read claimed that genes were biological memes. Of course it was a guy explaining why a knee to the balls hurts, and advertising the “testicle tuck” biomod.
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Heh.
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But still: just information, really, and there's no need for us to get all substratist about how it's encoded.
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bespoke: both memetics and genetics are parts of a greater field of information study
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Damn, the feels
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Wait... DID HIS SNOUT JUST GET ABSORBED INTO HIS FACE?
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Tron, I fail to see how these are memes
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They aren't really memes
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sometimes not-memes are posted here
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Then don’t post them in #dank
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Not just by me
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@Doomwright Moderator question: are explicitly non-meme images allowed in #dank?
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I would say it depends.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2019 2:15 PM
as to the GURPS thing earlier: There actually are men who have learned how to do that on command. as to the moderation question: Sure, I see this place as the containment channel for memery and other less coherent content that would derail anything going on in #random
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I guess the council is deciding my fate
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Uhhh...???
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Whether or not non-memes can be posted here
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What even-- Do I even want to know what is going on in that picture?
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The council has gathered
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to discuss the fate (edited)
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of a certain someone
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Whomst have drawn the attention of the council
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The Traffic Cone Council
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 2:33 PM
Consensually selected ofc
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Something tells me this would make a memetic scene in a Kevin & Kell animated series. (edited)
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 2:38 PM
Something like Ring, which kills you after you repost it, more accurate
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I guess it's also like the Second Impact (edited)
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and the monsters in the lavender thingy are the angels
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looks at fingernail
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screams internally
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Please stop posting non-memes
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Until the council has decided?
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I believe @MarcusAurelius said you couldn’t post non-memes
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This would kinda clutter #random (edited)
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as he said
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It's also cluttering a channel for memes if it's not memes.
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I want to post stuff like this, but not have to use #dank. It is for memes afterall
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So, you want to post random nonsense... (edited)
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Insofar as an official ruling goes: YES, this is the containment channel for memery and incoherence; as such, moderation policy is light and free and occasional non-memes are tolerated ON THE OTHER HAND, this is not blanket permission to fill #dank with postings of every damn thing that crosses your mind. (No, nor #random , either.) You quite definitely DO NOT want to make either me or the @Doomwright s have to explain the distinction to you.
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The Council has spoken
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You will note that this is essentially a restatement of the previous thing that got pinned to this channel. If I find myself saying it a third time... well, let's just say that it involves bulk corn. (edited)
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Understood.
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mmmm corn
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corn is tasty
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Can I post something similar?
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It's about a song about corn
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Ah, there. (edited)
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:29 PM
This vs the cut homeless people in half Which did more for dankified agitprop
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I'm tempted to make a variant of the cut homeless people in half meme involving Israfel (edited)
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This onw (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/03/2019 6:39 AM
which Israfel are you meaning? Because I doubt it's the fallen angel of the garden
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Morgrim Moon 10/03/2019 6:40 AM
no clue what that is
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This one
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Evangelion angel
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Morgrim Moon 10/03/2019 6:42 AM
that doesn't look like an angel
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It's what they call these things
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MarcusAurelius 10/03/2019 7:09 AM
I thought he meant the bad guy from the Yogscast series...
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@Morgrim Moon he's had a bit of an Evangelion obsession for the last few months
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Morgrim Moon 10/03/2019 7:10 AM
I've noticed. Alas
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/03/2019 8:28 AM
The connection is that Eva!Israfel became those two independent entities when EVA-01 chopped it in half (with a vibro-pike).
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It can be so hard for the temporally displaced to get help.
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0111narwhalz 10/03/2019 5:56 PM
what the hell did she do with her eyes there
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I think that needs addressing
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Go cross-eyed.
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0111narwhalz 10/03/2019 5:56 PM
no that is like Sonic-eyed
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/03/2019 6:00 PM
meta
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you uploaded that twice
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Oops
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It's the weather though
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where do you live and can i move there?
18:42
it is still a swamp here in virginia
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MarcusAurelius 10/03/2019 6:42 PM
it dropped to 48 and raining today, that was fun
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Southern Wisconsin.
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It's turning into a swamp with all the rain. (edited)
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sdschildberg 10/03/2019 6:50 PM
florida its always a swamp
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what if Steve Irwin, Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross, Stan Lee, and Stefan Karl Stefansson teamed up?
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An unusually high number of astronomy terms are either fart jokes or innuendos
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/03/2019 9:05 PM
M.A.C.H.O
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W.I.M.P
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etc.
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What's so depressing about the clouds?
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 2:17 AM
Emblem of Cisco which is a company with a Reputation
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/04/2019 8:58 AM
Cisco is known for em-Borg-ening other folks and then wrapping everything associated in sky-high license fees and positively Mephistophelean levels of paperwork.
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(My experience is that their stuff mostly works and mostly is rock-solid, if a little behind in certain areas. It did not exactly inspire confidence that the supposedly cutting-edge Cisco firewall I had to work with didn't grok SSHv2, when everything else had already started removing SSHv1 support entirely...)
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When I went to college they had us install this “Cisco Clean Access” program on our laptops. It didn’t work too well, I spent way too much time at the IT department before they finally gave up a few years later.
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Their support's a giant pain in the ass only outmatched by their licensing, and their software for platforms other than their own is generally vertical-software terrible, but I wouldn't go to anyone else for router hardware.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/04/2019 11:56 AM
He who buys me doesn’t need me. He who makes me doesn’t want me. He who needs me doesn’t know.
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😛
11:57
At first I thought the answer was a luxury or something
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/04/2019 2:19 PM
I'd probably trust Juniper as much as Cisco for routers, but it'd be down to those two.
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 5:00 PM
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Can you do one with In The Black and Star Citizen?
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Ellon Musk
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/04/2019 7:06 PM
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What is that font?
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Double-bill meme
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Double bill broken....
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Yes, it's cut off horribly.
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...
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My double bill was cut in half by your comment
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excuse me Tronzoid?
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@Archon ?
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Your humor seems deeply off-color to me.
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[parse fail]
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Like poor people in 2025 Why?
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It's a meme (edited)
07:02
But yeah
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0111narwhalz 10/05/2019 7:02 AM
(just because you don't know the idiom doesn't make it a parse failure)
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:02 AM
memes can be bad
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I will remove it
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0111narwhalz 10/05/2019 7:03 AM
hell in this community of all places one should know about the hazards of memes
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:03 AM
it's like saying "but it was a joke"; if the insulting things you've said is not obvious as a joke to the person being insulted, then it isn't actually a joke, its a 'justification' for the insult
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I did not anticipate the implication (edited)
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What implication did you not anticipate, sorry?
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That it would be so off-colour
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0111narwhalz 10/05/2019 7:04 AM
you did not anticipate the implication of saying "cut in half […] like poor people in 2025"
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what implication did you anticipate
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:04 AM
general rule of thumb: any joke, meme or other form of humour that insults a particular group is only acceptable if either 1) the targeted group agrees that it is funny, or 2) the targeted group is an acceptable target of public mockery
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(And be very careful when estimating no 2)
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I am, usually careful in estimating implications of memes
07:06
but not this time
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it seems
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0111narwhalz 10/05/2019 7:06 AM
[dubious] [disputed]
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:06 AM
yeah, number 2 is generally "nazis, child abusers and slavers". But in recent years a lot of nazi-sympathisers have been worming into power
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Or I made an underestimation
07:09
I apologise for any offence towards those who are poor, even in an indirect way
07:10
I know that some on here may be in tough financial times
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:10 AM
...you're spectacularly missing the point
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The "I'm usually good but I I just fucked up once" argument is much weaker when you regularly make borderline jokes
07:11
i.e. it looks like you're saying token apologies rather than actually engaging with the complaints
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:11 AM
Okay, another thing to add to your mental data banks, Tronzoid: one can be irritated at someone insulting a particularly group without being a member of that group
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I know that
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:12 AM
We're not accusing you of being anti-poor, we're accusing you for being an arsehole
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that is not intentional
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:13 AM
If we thought it was intentional, you'd have been kickbanned months ago
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0111narwhalz 10/05/2019 7:13 AM
I think I've said this before, but: Just because something wasn't intentional doesn't mean it didn't happen.
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The presumption that you are merely blundering accidentally into being an annoying prick is why we're giving you advice and not banning you.
07:14
But that only goes so far.
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:14 AM
Instead we seem to be on a systematic campaign to drag you into civilisation >.>; possibly literally
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(I'm not corn-fielding you because I don't think timeouts of a few days duration are effective punishments for single/few bad comments relative to their effectiveness as punishments for larger more ongoing kind of problematic behavior)
07:16
(But I'm at that general level of annoyance, and may receive a policy update from cereberate)
07:16
(Alternatively, it may make sense to move these teaching exercises to the cornfield)
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Yes, I can do stuff without thinking it through, I admit that
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(In order to keep this space relatively clear for people not interested in "drag Tron into civilization hour")
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Agreed, this is cluttering dank
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I'm not sure you get to make administrative decisions regarding your own punishment.
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(I think, on balance, that the slowmode would be sufficiently annoying for methat I'd rather not do that thing?)
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Morgrim Moon 10/05/2019 7:22 AM
https://i.imgur.com/7Z85HCW.jpg have a distracting kitty
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Such an lawyer solution
07:22
Adorable
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Here is policy update (cc: @Doomwright ): I'm getting really tired of waking up to Yet Another Tronzoid Incident (tm), especially since there have been multiple repeated attempts to instil something resembling a clue. Next time this happens, ban. It's making the server inhospitable for other/new users.
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That seems quite understandable. It will be so.
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Yeah
12:12
stop talking about me so much
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You cause people to talk about you.
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 2:11 PM
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KSP intensifies
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 4:06 PM
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Anxiety attacks in a nutshells
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Stress feels more like a high sync ratio or when the Evangelion battery timer says "RACING"
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MarcusAurelius 10/05/2019 4:10 PM
For the record, he was trying to reference this ad, which became a meme:
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One image states that it was doctored by some guy
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that it's not a real poster
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ban homes
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if everyone's homeless, then no one is
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Do we live in communal centres?
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No, those sound like homes.
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fine, stations of haven
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SOH
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 4:25 PM
Just be uploads on the cloud 🗿
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Yes, why have computers on the ship if you can offload them to the cloud™™?
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 4:26 PM
🤔
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🤔
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Have an Obama hypercube
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That really looks like more of a regular cube than a tesseract.
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Is the animation broken?
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Animation?
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It’s supposed to be rotating in 4D space
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 4:57 PM
Why is Obama on random shapes the meme these days. I feel like a 🅱oomer after saying that
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 5:33 PM
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Ah, a classic
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 7:05 PM
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“My hand is the rocket” -Elon Musk 2019
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 9:43 PM
Orange rocket bad Meme man good UpCatgrills to the left
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Catgirls bad
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i was going to post something clever along with this video, but
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it speaks for itself
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sdschildberg 10/06/2019 9:08 AM
People roast google for not giving Wikipedia first time But its little things like this
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Bruh
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On that punk/funk thing
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sdschildberg 10/06/2019 1:23 PM
Transhumanism
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sdschildberg 10/06/2019 2:30 PM
Broke: musk makes catgrills on mars Woke: musk makes foxgrills instead
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The Triads were doing that in Transhuman Space
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MarcusAurelius 10/06/2019 5:38 PM
well, let's hope they're not nut M&M's
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2019 8:30 AM
I'm about ready to give you the death penalty for that image
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from a warhammer magazine in january 2000
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2019 8:37 AM
carl, that kills people
12:27
This is a public service campaign I would be behind 100%
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sdschildberg 10/08/2019 9:26 PM
Dyson lamp
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yes, it has a lot of similarities: spherical has a bright thingy inside complicated with lots of parts paper-thin and fragile requires care and maintenance or else it all falls apart
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2019 11:38 PM
Does that imply IKEA makes Dyson spheres?
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2019 11:43 PM
yed, but they're flat-pack tool-free with cryptic pictographic assembly instructions and far too many diacritics on the box
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BluejayHurricane 10/08/2019 11:48 PM
So standard precursor bullshit, than.
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Grumio non est vir, sed Grumio est deus.
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On second thought
17:50
Grumio non est deus! Grumio melior est quam deus!
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Morgrim Moon 10/10/2019 5:16 AM
😄 4
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0111narwhalz 10/10/2019 10:41 AM
just go full Hackerman
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sdschildberg 10/10/2019 10:59 AM
Anonymous masks Trenchcoats Wearing the common clothes of the common folk is kinda part of the agitprop aesthetic
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Guy Fawkes masks, 'cause nothing says rebellion like fanatical devotion to the Pope.
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irony is really popular, though
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sdschildberg 10/10/2019 11:01 AM
Ask V for Vendetta, and thus anonymous, why they did that.
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That's meme mutation for you
11:21
During the "recall" election for our last governor somebody put Guy Fawkes masks on the statues around Capital Square.
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sdschildberg 10/10/2019 12:02 PM
I mean pepe escaped 4chan to be a symbol of HK
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MarcusAurelius 10/10/2019 12:54 PM
Most people outside 4chan know Pepe as a white power symbol AFAIK
12:54
It’s Mei that’s become an HK symbol to spite Blizzard
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White power really needs to ease back on its symbols, 'cause soon there will be none left for anyone else.
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What is hk?
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Hong Kong.
12:57
(Although, 4chan trolls, here's an idea for you: see if you can get "Black Lives Matter" T-shirts to be adopted/perceived as a white power symbol.)
12:59
(The hilarity that would ensure when the Aryan Nation and the People's Republic of Wokistan realize they have to be on the same side would be delicious.)
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Only a "white power" symbol in the way that drinking milk is. Turns out that journalists are the most gulible people in the universe, and 4chan loves gulible people.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/10/2019 1:44 PM
Pepe seems to get used all over the place. Not so much a white power symbol as a symbol that a bunch of white-power trolls seem to like. That's a fine line, I suppose, but then, I hate guilt-by-tenuous-association with the fires of an O-class star.
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Well, the “Pride flag is white supremacist” one didn’t take because hardly anyone of any race has violet eyes.
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MarcusAurelius 10/10/2019 2:23 PM
@Jade Nekotenshi I wasn’t arguing it was one, but that many in the broader public first encountered it when it was reported as one, and haven’t seen the other uses
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This seems vaguely politicky.
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MarcusAurelius 10/10/2019 2:27 PM
Is it? It’s the history of a symbol’s use and media coverage of it
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A symbol now somewhat tied into politics apparently, but I see your point.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/10/2019 2:58 PM
Fair point, it's a grey area and I'll steer clear.
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cursed image (edited)
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layers of irony
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like a cake
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friend sent me this. I think this describes this Discord pretty well.
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From the comments: "He is called Gu'um Drop, the Kiwisatz Haderaspberry, He Who is Gummy and Delicious at all Times!" (edited)
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yeah, very Dune ish
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/11/2019 11:50 AM
"Never to bow to the Gummi King's throne, never again, never again"?
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tiny brain scientists: "We'll make new, highly unstable elements by banging together other elements." galaxy brain scientists:
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Also there's this thing called a "reaction time"
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It's quite well-documented
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sdschildberg 10/12/2019 2:30 PM
Illegal memes
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Oh look it’s Xi Jinping
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Because moving furry literature doesn’t pay the bills
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sdschildberg 10/12/2019 3:37 PM
Its real [CONSUME] hours
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It looks like you're trying to make paperclips. Would you like to be converted into paperclips like the rest of the universe help?
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footage recovered from a slaver's mansion in the Associated Worlds: https://gfycat.com/cheapobedientadamsstaghornedbeetle
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slaver
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THE EMPIRE OF THE STAR WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
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Enderminion 10/12/2019 8:37 PM
along with Everyone else, there's a Line, respect it
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2019 8:39 PM
is that a villager fountain?
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2019 8:44 PM
or a bizarre amusement park
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Enderminion 10/12/2019 8:45 PM
abusement park
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2019 8:45 PM
that's where the 'b' goes
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sdschildberg 10/12/2019 9:15 PM
not a villager trading hall not turning them into zombies and curing them fir better prices
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sdschildberg 10/12/2019 9:17 PM
@Enderminion the word Abusement Park is reserved for talking about [redacted due to polyticks rule]
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Things not to say before sex #237:
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"It's not your TWR that matters, it's your Delta-V." (edited)
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2019 10:12 PM
"
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accidentally pressed enter
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so...
22:13
you could say you had too much TWR and blew all of your Dv Early
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I wanna penetrate the atmosphere with my fairing, if you know what I mean
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可愛い 😭♥️ #フェレット #ferret s 🐭 https://t.co/q5YEINTfL3
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sdschildberg 10/13/2019 9:19 AM
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Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language: "Underwent unplanned rapid disassembly" -- it exploded, and it wasn't an explosion we wanted to happen "Lithobraking maneuver" -- it...
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OBAMA HYPERCUBE (working now)
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OBAMA TREFOIL
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kessler syndrome belike
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sdschildberg 10/14/2019 1:26 PM
C U R S E D idea Andy got edgier as he aged and got into copyright safe expy of 40k tabletop
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Cute
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sdschildberg 10/14/2019 1:30 PM
What is 6
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His true hair
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Winnie the Pooh
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Anime logic
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sdschildberg 10/14/2019 1:34 PM
stealing memes from Reddit
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yes
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sdschildberg 10/14/2019 4:03 PM
Delete this^
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in retrospect
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baked beans are entirely not meat
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MarcusAurelius 10/14/2019 4:14 PM
They’re a protein source
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fair enough
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MarcusAurelius 10/14/2019 4:25 PM
Furries seem to trend alt-right to flat out neo-Nazi for some reason, yeah
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0111narwhalz 10/14/2019 5:29 PM
oh yeah that's just a wind scorpion/sun spider
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and it is neither spider nor scorpion but it is cool
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@MarcusAurelius Vocal minority
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Alt-furs are an embarrassment to the rest of the fandom really
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The politics ban should be interpreted to include any memes, images, or other anythings concerning any politician who isn't indisputably, indubitably, intransitively fictional. Even the ones who are so fucking ludicrous you can't believe they're real.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/15/2019 3:15 PM
Honestly, I'd rather deal with a sunspider than with a spider or a scorpion.
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Both of the latter have venom, sunspiders don't.
15:16
Although a big one did nip a piece of rubber out of the heel of my shoe once. I don't suppose I'd want to get chompulated by something that can do that.
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:48 PM
I like poking them with a bit of grass so they bite it with their independant double mandibles.
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:15 AM
Eldrae energy
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look, sometimes you want to use your toaster for anodizing aluminum
09:18
don't judge
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:19 AM
I use my toaster as a glassblowing furnace
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:26 AM
There are 5 components to eldrae energy 1. Having IQ 420 2. Still having like 1 braincell 3. Thus, Florida man energy 4. Iron Man 1 or Carol Danvers level of ego 5. Always looking on the bright side
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:33 AM
"If you write down your results, it's not Mucking Around, it's SCIENCE!"
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Enderminion 10/16/2019 9:33 AM
yeah
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:35 AM
They are the universe’s way of explaining the difference between intelligence and braincells
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:35 AM
common sense versus awesome sense
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Cursed
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 4:27 PM
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Good meme
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 5:11 PM
Civil War Tony, especially in regards to bucky, belongs here. No amount of greif for parents+ptsd from avengers/iron man 3 excuses his behavior
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Also Thanos :V
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 5:25 PM
I love how every fandom has an example Also this meme forgot “buckling down for a bigger threat” as something not to be an excuse
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Thank you Jim very norminal
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/16/2019 6:59 PM
Wtf I love bridenstine now
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Gotta give the man credit
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He’s navigating brutal fighting among Congress, the White House, and the general public to give NASA funding and objectives
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sdschildberg 10/17/2019 6:58 PM
this is a whole basalisk
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Yobamososa
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sdschildberg 10/17/2019 7:01 PM
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@KAL_9000 Isn't "Vader" a corruption of the German word for "father?"
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Morgrim Moon 10/17/2019 7:58 PM
yes, Lucas deliberately chose that
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2019 8:48 PM
the German and Dutch audiences were unimpressed by that dramatic reveal
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sdschildberg 10/17/2019 8:48 PM
But counterpoint: Dark Daddy
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MarcusAurelius 10/17/2019 8:50 PM
It's pronounced differently enough that they might not have thought about it?
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Morgrim Moon 10/17/2019 8:51 PM
"Dark Father" fits with the monastic themes enough that they didn't think it was LITERAL
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MarcusAurelius 10/17/2019 8:52 PM
Vater is pronounced [ˈfɑːtʰɐ] in standard German, like fa-ta essentially, with the normal uses of the consonants and the vowel in "Bath" in RP
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Therapist: Starship N-1 isn't real, it can't hurt you. Starship N-1:
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sdschildberg 10/18/2019 7:29 PM
Footage of KSP with all the mods
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0111narwhalz 10/18/2019 8:01 PM
good old physicsSignificance = 1
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/19/2019 10:04 AM
@Buggy cgi
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you can tell from the lighting that the motion's too smooth
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it did seem a little off to me
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but i wasn't sure
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WARNING! CLASS III MEMETIC HAZARD DETECTED! ARE YOU SURE YOU WISH TO PROCEED?
SPOILER
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/19/2019 8:19 PM
Eh. Not that far off what was printed back when the M-R pact was signed.
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oh, wait
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whoops
17:32
wrong meme channel, dark humor memes go there not here. (edited)
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here, have a kitten as compensation
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awwwww
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Has anime gone too far?
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sdschildberg 10/20/2019 6:38 PM
It has long gone too far
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Yes
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Sorry, @Morgrim Moon
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Morgrim Moon 10/20/2019 7:06 PM
Not a species, that's a behaviour demonstrated by multiple unrelated local hawks
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"black kite (Milvus migrans), whistling kite (Haliastur sphenurus), and the brown falcon (Falco berigora)"
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Who knew that birds had not only memes, but cross-species ones as well?
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Cool Cat responds to slander
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/20/2019 7:44 PM
ouch
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Were we talking about predictive text here recently? https://twitter.com/zarpaulus/status/1185768341555814400?s=21
Gender is stored in the space and that is the only one who can do it with the same time as a person Yeah, predictive text doesn’t know what to do with me. https://t.co/69UVZfcwMa
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sdschildberg 10/20/2019 9:33 PM
Thought: harnessing predictive text to make Tumblr memeposts (edited)
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in fairness, your average phone autocorrect isn't exactly using the full version of gpt-2 or equivalent
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especially since gpt-2 is apparently really intensive, to the point that, running on a cpu, it takes ~30 minutes to create a few sentences
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2019 12:00 AM
that's what GPUs are made for
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(okay not exactly but they are very good at it all the same)
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i think there's a gpu version, yeah
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but a phone isn't going to be all that great at it no matter what it uses
09:19
Not sure if Dank or Random
09:33
it's a valid critique, but IMO i prefer the option of "well, if you want to know how it really works then maybe you should try to learn some of the jargon" as opposed to "you should explain it without so much confusing jargon"
09:34
in some cases you can trivially substitute jargon for more common words, in some cases you really can't without losing a lot of information
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/21/2019 9:34 AM
Oh, true
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I didn't understand that as a critique of jargon, though
09:36
More of a critique of marketeering - either touting irrelevant attributes to make something sound more impressive, or as a lesson to salesmen that anything sounds impressive if delivered well, even if it's prettty much baloney.
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ah, fair point
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i guess i was also thinking of uhhh
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and sorta putting them in the same bin
09:37
and that place is more of a jargon critique
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09:38
the encabulator could go either way. He definitely makes nonsense sound convincing
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/21/2019 9:39 AM
That place is...
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Um.
09:39
Well. It's clear they're lampooning something.
09:41
But then, like a lot of dank memery, I'm not entirely sure whether it's people, err... well, not edgelording, but doing something that's its second cousin, or a piss-take on the kinds of people that do that, or a piss-take of the kinds of people who take the piss out of people who do... so on ad nauseam.
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this meme sums it up really well, in more than one way
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09:46
it has layers, probably, but you can't quite pin them down for certain. a lot of them are irony. it's self-referencing and a bit of a in-joke.
09:47
all you're really sure about is it's weird and silly, and the people involved probably aren't serious, somehow, probably. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/21/2019 7:45 PM
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2019 8:32 PM
[JS intensifies]
08:33
and they say American Police is Militarized
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2019 8:36 AM
@Enderminion Where is that? (edited)
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Enderminion 10/22/2019 8:36 AM
Hungary (edited)
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I'm told
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2019 8:37 AM
Funny, it doesn’t look hungry
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Enderminion 10/22/2019 8:37 AM
the country
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2019 8:37 AM
Thought I guess it is in Mickey D’s colors
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0111narwhalz 10/22/2019 8:37 AM
ah good I'm glad someone made that jab so I didn't have to
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2019 8:37 AM
*Hungary, for future reference.
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sdschildberg 10/22/2019 9:01 AM
Its a police TOG
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Enderminion 10/22/2019 9:02 AM
that's a BTR
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2019 9:14 AM
though an actual police TOG would be fitting with the Brits. They rolled old WWI tanks through the streets before, after all
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0111narwhalz 10/22/2019 9:15 AM
"through the streets" because their treads chewed holes in them? V:
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2019 9:17 AM
weirdly some of the old cobblestone streets cope BETTER with tanks than modern asphalt
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0111narwhalz 10/22/2019 9:18 AM
eh that kinda makes sense
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2019 9:18 AM
more flex, and the stones just get shoved deeper into the ground instead of fracturing and being chewed up
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funniest fallout theory is that every country except the united states looks like this and they’re just ignoring them
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sdschildberg 10/22/2019 4:59 PM
Or at least the former Minor Powers. The AmeriSphere and SinoSphere were irradited, but the nonaligneds survived
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the earlier fallout games made the most sense
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people were actually rebuilding and making things instead of cobbling literally everything together from scrap
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granted, they were a fair bit farther in the future, but still...
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/22/2019 5:04 PM
Bethesda ruined FO
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Should’ve died after Morrowind tbh
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/22/2019 6:11 PM
My question about Fallout culture is "Does anyone own a broom?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/22/2019 6:27 PM
also in FO4 it has allegedly been 210 years since the great war and diners still have human skeletons and intact upholstery on the inside
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/22/2019 6:58 PM
I'm willing to handwave that with superplastics and very high preservative food. You know they would totally develop those in the timeline.
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sdschildberg 10/22/2019 8:29 PM
Big brain: the outer worlds shares the 50s aesthetic of fallout but reconstructs it by having it be a tale of brave explorers and vitilantes building a frontier vs fallouts scum scraping along to survive (and obsession with hubris)
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sdschildberg 10/22/2019 9:47 PM
A lone hero against a tide of blandness
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2019 9:53 PM
"Rebuild after a disaster" is probably a popular genre, so the base building parts of FO4
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Enderminion 10/22/2019 9:56 PM
that sounds like Fallout New Vegas tbh
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the NCR keeps pushing East and the "scum" goes with them
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sdschildberg 10/22/2019 10:06 PM
Reminder that in modern fallout everyone is awful, and the few bright lights (the railroad) get hate
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And I get the feeling Fallout has outlasted its sell-by date
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Can you do links to the relevant page rather than image-copies like that?
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It's both more readable and makes credit clearer
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Enderminion 10/23/2019 2:52 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2019 2:58 PM
curséd
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MarcusAurelius 10/23/2019 4:42 PM
I think it’s fascinating
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One would assume that minimum wage workers would have a negligible identification with their employer, but these guys go At each other. Assuming it’s real, of course
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One would assume.
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The stockholders certainly do, but it’s often not the case.
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1. people factionalise really strongly even when they have no incentive to do so 2. they wouldn't have posted it if it wasn't interesting
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sdschildberg 10/23/2019 5:33 PM
3. It seems to be late at night. The call people are likely bored
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/23/2019 5:48 PM
4. Trolling is a thing. They might be trolling each other.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ guys they just announced Half-Life 3
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sdschildberg 10/23/2019 5:49 PM
Oh god are yt embeds broken again
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I did. got rickrolled in 2019
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hysterical laughter
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sdschildberg 10/23/2019 5:51 PM
HL3 wont happen until DOTA2 falls off, CSGO case keys stop being traded, and TF2 has a permanent economic problem. So basically never
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Or in other words, valves business model changed to being the facilitator of Steam and associated services, rather than games
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2019 7:17 PM
l-lood
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2019 7:39 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2019 9:03 PM
oof
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/24/2019 1:15 AM
Apparently the new subscription model for Fallout 76 isn't going over well in some quarters: http://falloutfirst.com/ (NSFW)
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Morgrim Moon 10/24/2019 1:17 AM
...wasn't that game already struggling to get players?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/24/2019 2:10 AM
Yes. Yes it is.
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BluejayHurricane 10/24/2019 12:08 PM
You have to wonder. If they asked anybody if this was a good idea, most people would have laughed in their face. Which says they didn’t ask. We already knew that, but it’s nice to have more data.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/24/2019 1:20 PM
How did they epically sit in it like that?
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I mean... is this some kind of very elaborate troll?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/24/2019 1:29 PM
aaaayyyyy
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Those were the days. No cell phones in sight. Just organisms living in the moment.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/24/2019 2:45 PM
the lungfish
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fascinating
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Nice just-so story, shame it's not particularly true - do you know how many railway gauges there are, if nothing else?
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MarcusAurelius 10/24/2019 6:38 PM
I do, mostly because one of STAB's recent projects was the insanity we could create if the US went to a 3m gauge during the Depression (edited)
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0111narwhalz 10/24/2019 6:38 PM
did you a phrase there?
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@Overmind_irl
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Morgrim Moon 10/26/2019 2:33 AM
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 2:51 AM
>photograph of man in hole >claims of Photoshop
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or perspective painting
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i can understand why, since this seems to be one of the more common pictures
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and there's some sort of lighting effect that really looks like it's reflecting off of a flat black circle instead of a hole
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can you link me to whichever article has a picture of the guy in it?
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Morgrim Moon 10/26/2019 2:56 AM
the hole is 2.5m deep, so it's a sizable drop
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i've checked about 8 so far with no luck, they just keep reusing the same 3-4 images
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 3:07 AM
I don't know of any such picture V:
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but didn't you say there's a photograph of the man in the hole?
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 3:11 AM
I forgot the "inb4"
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my bad
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Somebody got this poster at PDXcon and all I can think of is “incorporate your family”
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/26/2019 8:58 AM
the incorporated man
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incorporate your body, your organs must meed the demands of shareholders
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:joyous:
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Understand, sir, that I am the body corporate! Understand, sir, that I am Alex the Great! A company is an organism, my friend — and I can piss you right back out into the ocean, with just a little squeeze...
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 9:49 AM
That aint the scary body metaphor. White blood cells are
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 4:12 PM
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Cursed gif
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 8:40 PM
like we dont know what happens to anything that doesnt accept the <tyrrany> of the federation
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True
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Britain is probably a radioactive crater
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The Vonnies are based off of the Federation, and we all know what the Vonnies do
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fuckin vonnies
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incoherent eldraec rant
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Correction, they’re based on the Federation viewed through a certain lens I’m not going to name due to server rules.
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Enderminion 10/26/2019 8:46 PM
and taken as negatively as possible
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 8:55 PM
Idea for a gritty expy of the federation that fully embraces fighting for its values. In the near future year of 2XXX, there was a war between proto-Fed and (everyone else). It was nuclear, and possibly interplanetary, but mankind recovered better than ever. (edited)
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But not as mustache-twirlingly evil as the mirror universe?
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 9:38 PM
No. Light grey
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Empire of the Star-chan when?
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 11:24 PM
inb4 ban
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 11:37 PM
the empire considers itself a nation with ideals and a “personality” abroad. Why not use your favorite system for weeb-ifying polities?
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We are a nation - independent, free of all weakness.
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 11:41 PM
A nation with an image (someone somewhere calls it the Brand Sense) internally and stereotypes externally. In terms of the discussion that usually is whats used to synthesize polity/nation personifications
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hmm, i wonder
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with the history of the word, is 'stereotype' still the right word for things that are true?
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embrace the anime
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it is your destiny
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cause, usually it's just used in a negative light, but if the eldrae stereotype was.. a serious-yet-childlikely-gleeful libertarian who takes things Very Seriously ™ and is very smart and verbose... (edited)
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well, you're pretty much exactly right.
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"and damned proud of it" would probably be the average response, even if it would be a mocking stereotype if you pick the right region
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i mean yeah
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but can you call that a stereotype, i wonder?
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Stereotypes aren't necessarily untrue
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because as far as i can tell the word, in modern usage, has heavy implications of exaggeration or outright not-trueness
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 11:53 PM
An externally faced image, formed from the beliefs of others
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hmm, that's a nice definition of it now that i think about it
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sdschildberg 10/26/2019 11:55 PM
Thats how the empire would see it
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stereotype: "the collective perception of a group, as held by others"
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It's also brown instead of green.
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0111narwhalz 10/27/2019 4:57 AM
a small lumpy dirty Minmus
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0111narwhalz 10/27/2019 5:30 AM
at least it's not a mop, like Dres
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Does anyone ever actually visit Dres?
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Morgrim Moon 10/27/2019 7:09 AM
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Rule Britannia?
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The Ethir Irenic Confederacy has confirmed that a planned civic change from Byzantine Bureaucracy to Idealistic Foundation has faltered after the 5.4 million individual application forms required for the process were submitted alphabetically rather than chronologically. For...
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oof
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Morgrim Moon 10/29/2019 6:02 AM
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We have declassified a picture of the wonderful dog (name not declassified) that did such a GREAT JOB in capturing and killing the Leader of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi!
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Falcon Aleph-Null Heavy
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oh god oh fuck
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my childhood just got deleted
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Didn't make this meme. I'd switch Mars and Jupiter but other than that it's spot-on.
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counterpoint: Earth has mosquitos
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Automatic F tier?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/31/2019 6:39 PM
why is Mercury F but Venus A
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because Venus has a dummy thicc atmosphere
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Also it'd be pretty easy to terraform if you just yeeted its atmosphere off with a low-intensity Cirys superzorcher
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counterpoint: between the lack of atmosphere and its proximity to the sun, mercury gets about 10x more sunlight than earth
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its a kickin spot for von-neumanning some solar panels, so long as you can design things that work decently at the ambient temperature
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especially since it's highly metallic, so there's lots of useful ores
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true
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But it's not really that good for colonization (or at least terraforming)
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Unknown command.
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Unknown command.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/31/2019 7:03 PM
Whoops, didn't know you were here cyfnos (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/01/2019 8:01 AM
gzzzzot
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 10:18 AM
November 1st: the day of a ritual of consensual trading
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confused electric car noises
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You've heard of Apollo-Soyuz... Now introducing Challenger-Buran! (edited)
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 5:01 PM
Cursed image
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Found the Pythagorean
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 5:27 PM
because a clockwork universe doesn’t abhor “universal” hierarchy like ours does
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0111narwhalz 11/01/2019 5:51 PM
someone uninhabited
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It's the Imperial Bureaucracy
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Don't question the Imperial Bureaucracy
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OR ELSE
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0111narwhalz 11/01/2019 5:52 PM
the only ones allowed to ask questions are the ones trained to ask only the right questions
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yes
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Not "Is this heresy?"
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But "Should this heresy be purged with flame or bullets?"
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 5:54 PM
Or EXTERMINATUS
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Usually what @Unknown said
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I use Libreoffice Calc these days
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But yes
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 2:33 AM
smells nice in there
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You don't know how bad the meat smells until you are free of the meat
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 2:36 AM
I mean, point, but also it's not like hot dust smells a lot better.
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2019 5:24 AM
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 5:25 AM
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DON'T PANIC
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Horo?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 10:31 PM
Thonk time: a real time computer version of AVT would almost be a Bullet Hell
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 11:31 PM
"almost"
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Thanks. I hadn't been planning on killing myself.
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I try to help 😄
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Jupiter reaction image. Use this when someone gets a space fact wrong.
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Gas Giant of Judgement.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2019 7:34 PM
Thonks: any refrence to the power of hypnosis can be replaced with memetics to sound scientific
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You are feeling very sleepy
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@Unknown Even though those work on different brain functions.
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Hypnosis invokes the placebo effect, memetics is ideas.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2019 8:02 PM
As a trope they achieve the same things.
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Tropes are memes
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oh my god you're right
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sdschildberg 11/03/2019 8:57 PM
The trope of memetics working like a mix of cartoon hypnosis and Cursed Chain Mail is itself memetics
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The original pieces (infantry, cavalry, chariot, elephant, general) make a bit more sense
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In-Flight Abort Test soon
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Starliner pad abort test, AKA "We have Crew Dragon at home"
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sdschildberg 11/05/2019 10:01 AM
God teir realization: mercs are just men at arms who take commisions
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Men at arms are amateurs, mercenaries are pros
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sdschildberg 11/05/2019 11:17 AM
The full time artists who live off of commisions. Just as CURSED commisions are what keep the lights on for artists, questionable ops keep the lights on for mercs
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Morgrim Moon 11/06/2019 5:28 AM
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sdschildberg 11/06/2019 7:58 AM
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MarcusAurelius 11/06/2019 4:58 PM
god that's a triple portmanteau
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sdschildberg 11/06/2019 8:06 PM
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Morgrim Moon 11/07/2019 6:04 AM
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This has Imperial energy
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"Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
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-Empire of the Star
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STOP disrespecting the solar system. Saturn is BEAUTIFUL Jupiter is MAJESTIC Earth is AMAZING The Moon is INSPIRING Mercury Pluto is a DWARF PLANET
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sdschildberg 11/07/2019 7:19 PM
Mercury could be [CONSUMED] for all I care
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ProbeQuest intensifies
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solar power intensifies
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Wonderful message on a whiteboard at school
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confusion
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A 25-year-old New Zealand's MP was giving a speech in support of the Zero Carbon Bill, when she shut down a heckler with the phrase, "OK, boomer."
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A character who is literally just a talking sword. Can't move on their own, so another character must wield them. all the sword can do is talk, scream, absorb alcohol through the hilt, and probably...
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 6:50 PM
Demons and Jinn are legally required to inform people that “anything you say can and will be used against you” before making contracts / granting wishes. Because even horrors must have consent in contratcs
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/08/2019 6:54 PM
I'm picturing a demon recounting a really nasty run-in with someone in the Empire... "Never again. I know enough to take contracts seriously now! And really, how the hell do you get enough invisible light to set the air on fire?"
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 6:58 PM
The eldrae are behaving like players who manage to turn the tables on the demon Also a genius post from the same acc:
There are too many Supervillain scientists.
Time for the heroes to save the day from Supervillain humanities students!
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Reminds me of this animated vid on YouTube that came out recently. In one scene Lucifer’s daughter turns out to be really bad at giving royal commands.
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Humanities students might actually be more likely to try and take over the world.
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 7:03 PM
Bad Idea: Mad scientist that doesn’t call themselves one due to conflict with motive, despite being a mad scientist in power origins
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Probably nature/element based mad scientists on the grug grind
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/08/2019 7:04 PM
Hot take: Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 7:05 PM
Even hotter take: mei, due to “protect the world” motives and microscale terraforming powerset, is a heroic Mad Scientist
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How about Mercy?
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 7:06 PM
She’s merely applied science. She only gets in by allowing the Greater Immortality
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I mean, we used to think she was responsible for that thing Reaper became too.
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 7:08 PM
Yes, but she’s a mad medical doctor. Moira’s the mad biologist,
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we legit just talking about mad scientists in Overwatch?
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 7:09 PM
Yeah. Thats like half the cast, split across alignments for once I just like my Science Heroes dangit
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And there’s precious few these days so I’m gonna take what I can get
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Winston’s more a product of mad science than a mad scientist though.
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I mean yeah, he’s a scientist, but not crazy.
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they finally apologized
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Guys, what if boomers are so bad because all the good ones died in Vietnam?
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My official opinion on Boomers and Millenials is that - to the extent that they embody the stereotype - they deserve each other.
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KAL, no. Just no. That is both bad and clearly wrong and also unfunny. It has no virtue.
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So what you are saying is that it is hilarious?
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Also I don't know which post you are commenting on...
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Kal's most recent comment.
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My analysis of the Boomer/Millennial divide is that it has to do with national conditions during their upbringing
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Boomer: Post-war affluence. Millennial: 9/11 followed by the biggest recession in 80 years.
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i see no divide nor no actual distinguishable groups matching "Boomers" or "Millennials" or any other generational groups
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i just see people yelling at each other.
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a lot.
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seems to be a bit of a trend, apparently. (edited)
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:45 PM
gen Z is definitly a thing first generation to have grown up with the internet and with climate change as a household word
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i'd say there's a more consistent attitude of hopelessness nowadays, but i don't know how much i'd contribute that specifically to the latest generation
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probably moreso in younger people than older people, but not to a huge degree
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:48 PM
There is actually more hope that things can change, with effort. Activism requires hope that things can change.
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nah, we're fucked
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:49 PM
True hopelessness would have seen the greens go home in the 90s
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i mean you're not wrong on either of those accounts
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but i don't quite look at things like that in the same way
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see, most people think along the lines of "if you do X then Y can be accomplished"
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like, i dunno
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 10:50 PM
there's less concrete action, at least to my perception, these days. When I was growing up the "solution" to a lot of these things was "okay we're meeting at [place] to pick up rubbish/plant trees/something" and now it seems to be petitions.
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"if we're activists and we help the environment we can save it"
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and it's not wrong, necessarily
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but it's missing a key detail that i think is very important
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 10:50 PM
I think because those green roots efforts haven't born any fruit, so focus has shifted purely to trying to force governments to change
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"we" is not me. Or you.
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 10:51 PM
but the grassroots stuff is what buys you time
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"we" is, depending on the details of the situation, millions to billions of people
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:52 PM
the systemic forces that make that hard are attributed to existing power-structures, symbolized by 🅱oomers
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 10:52 PM
annnnd is also a hell of a lot better for shaming companies in the age of social media. Do a beach clean up, and sort rubbish for recycling. Then photograph each pile and tag the relevant companies. Companies will often eep and DO SOMETHING, even a tiny thing.
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this detail is overlooked, so you often get a line of thinking that goes something like "If i help out, the enviroment will be saved", when in reality it's "If at least X people help out, the environment will be saved"
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very important distinction
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one is flat out wrong
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once you realize this, the problem transforms from "If I want to save the enviroment, i have to help", to "If i want to save the enviroment, i have to make millions of people help out."
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:54 PM
but hope, even if memey, isnt dead
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the default view is empowering but almost entirely incorrect, the corrected view is correct but rather disheartening
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because for most people, it is very difficult to get large groups of people to do anything, with greater difficulty the larger the group
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but that's aside from the point
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:56 PM
which is why affecting power at the top is such a focus of the modern environmental movement. power represented by boomers
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the big takeaway i see from this is, because it doesn't come down to "If i help, we're saved. If i don't help, we're fucked.", you can better understand and get a understanding of how the situation will play out
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:57 PM
the problem is is that if everyone thinks that they cant do anything, nobody does anything and nothing happens
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because it reduces the influence of the single actor you can't entirely account for (yourself) from a apparently-large influence to no influence, allowing you to more easily extrapolate without falling into the pitfall of attempting to extrapolate your own actions
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:58 PM
and by do something we mean pressure power
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the problem is is that if everyone thinks that they cant do anything, nobody does anything and nothing happens entirely correct, but this isn't a problem if you (correctly) intuit that you're the odd one out
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:59 PM
replace enviromentalism with promoting [CONSUMING] or your other favorite movement
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almost everyone runs into this line of erroneous thinking. My influence on them is so small as to be nearly nonexistent.
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i could do basically whatever i want and not influence them, and i know this isn't going to turn into a coordination problem because i'm fairly confident that almost no other people even think of it in terms like that
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:00 PM
so then why did you post this? it has no effect? enviromental causes are valid causes btw
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:00 PM
Ironically, focus shifting can help with that. Sure, large scale coordination is very hard. Small scale coordination is easier. Lots and lots of small scale coordination adds up to large scale, so if you can incentivise something so that you get a small measurable gain from just a dozen people, you're a lot more likely to get the large scale project off the ground
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i don't have sufficiently accurate models of my own mind to know with confidence the reasons i do anything
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:01 PM
economies of scale aren't just the reason why orange rocket bad most people have a good theory of their own mind, or at least can run off of simple ones
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i can come up with hypotheticals that might fit, but i can't easily say which, if any of them, are more accurate, nor can i rule out that something else is the largest factor and i have mental blindspots that prevent me from percieving them.
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:02 PM
honestly? The reasoning process doesn't matter nearly as much as the outcome. If you can say "when I put in x I get out y" you're most of the way there.
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and you can figure that one out empirically
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true, absolutely
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:03 PM
and when Y is moving towards a more habitable earth, Y is awfully big such that even small X's work and that is how to be an activist for <insert cause here> (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:04 PM
I say this as someone with mental illnesses, so I know my brain's processing is not rational and never will be, but that's fine and with practice you can work around it. You figure out your own "am I hallucinating?" checklists and learn when you can't trust it
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:04 PM
because this logic can be run on any cause. environmentalism is just in the news and has examples of both grassroots and top-down concepts
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most people also can do things without knowing 100% the psychological circuits they used
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"I cannot communicate with other individuals, but I know they are rational actors. Rationally, I know that, collectively, we must cooperate to reach a ideal overall outcome. I know that each of us would have greater individual gain if we defected. Because we cannot directly coordinate, it is best to cooperate."
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that's a reasonable course of action, more or less
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there's more advanced strategies in there, i think tit-for-tat is considered the best, but we're simplifying here
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that is not the situation that exists
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:07 PM
"I know they are rational actors" I think this is the weak link
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"I am a rational actor. I am surrounded by plants. I can cooperate, or defect, but it is very nearly irrelevant, because empirical evidence indicators plants are not rational actors and are not capable of considering whether to cooperate or defect, nor are they capable of comprehending the outcomes of those actions"
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:08 PM
humans don't rationally decide most courses of action, that's something we do only when we stop and think about it. Otherwise we fall back on habits
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:08 PM
people are people, not robots. even the most rational of humans has habit.
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"And almost all of them are going to defect. Rationally: fuck."
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i'm a robot
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and i see little indicator otherwise for pretty much every else
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in summary: fuck
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:10 PM
Unless the value of everyone doing so is too big. The enviroment is a rare example where theres a good chance it might be long term rational to join up In summary: I can rationally see that people do not behave rationally. I do so with minimal use of social heuristic firmare. Thererfore, the other entites nearby are not rational. Options are open (edited)
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the actual summary looks more like: " I can rationally see that people do not behave rationally. I do so with minimal use of social heuristic firmware. However, I see no plausible options for manipulating a system this large and complex into a significantly more desirable state with a probability better than pure chance. This is especially true considering it is nearly impossible to manipulate myself into a more desirable state, and I am a much, much less complicated system to which I have much more information".
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:14 PM
But how is the system able to maintain itself?
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which system
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 11:15 PM
the System that is being changed. if changing people is difficult how do Systems and societies form and stabilize?
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if it is very hard to change the color of the sun, how does it form in the first place?
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complex systems can and do self-organize in many instances
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this does not mean that its easy to modify a complex system, especially after formation
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and it's not necessarily that it's difficult to change people, either
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the problem is that it's a horrendously complicated system the size of a planetary surface, and the only input available is on the order of less than a kilowatt with extremely harsh limitations on application methods including, but not limited to, the form of output, the precision of output, and the location of output
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and the information available is also extremely limited, and the upper bound on available computation is approximately one seven-billionth of the total computation the entire system undergoes
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that is perhaps a bit of a challenge
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Methinks the boomer/millennial pissing contest is verging perilously proximal to politics. And has produced nothing good or useful save for this meme:
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Morgrim Moon 11/08/2019 11:43 PM
I do not recognise these actors
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lol
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i don't recognize these actors or characters
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(Original Battlestar Galactica . The character on the left is actually named "Boomer".) So let us, in the spirit of this server, refrain from insulting folks based on group membership, especially involuntary group membership. Let us instead only insult them based on personal animus and individualized, specific loathing.
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I haven't seen oBSG
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but that's what I guessed
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right one might be Starbuck?
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Yep.
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idk how/why I guessed that
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my first thought was Finn and hot-shot X-Wing guy from the Sequels
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Poe
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my first thought was that the guy on the left was the guy from the more recent Star Wars movies, and the guy on the right was Harrison Ford
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but neither of them quite match up
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nor do the timetables, because the left picture looks old
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/09/2019 7:37 AM
Speaking of people I loathe there's this professor at my college
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0111narwhalz 11/09/2019 8:02 AM
uh oh
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/09/2019 11:32 AM
😆
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Catching-up posts: @Jade Nekotenshi Way, way back in previous iterations, back when there was something approaching a canonical position on demonology, it amounted to "If your personal power was obtained from another entity, it's a poor excuse for personal power." Deeply Unfashionable Cynicism: Activism requires hope that other people, at one or two removes, can change things for you . Almost as bad as "raising awareness". Leaving aside, with regard to the fruits of those grassroots efforts @Morgrim Moon mentions, the obvious starfish-parable reference, there is no collective action. There is only individual action, with an aggregated result. This is why that "100 companies are responsible for..." meme and its cousins are so utterly punchable. They move at your direction. Like democracy, it's one big collective-irresponsibility scam, designed to let people excuse themselves of responsibility because the corporations, or the governments, or someone else did it, and/or should do about it. Basically, it's performative whining as the modern indulgence . As long as you condemn enough people and demand enough action, you don't have to confront the fact that those companies exist to serve you, and their actions are a direct result of the signals you're sending them. Do the good that you can. Don't do the evil that you can avoid. Own the rest. Help educate people in the nature of the good, and by educate, I don't mean "rant at from atop a commuter train", et. al. But blame "the system" for following your orders, and I'll stab you in the frontal lobe.
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I also love how her last name is McCarthy
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sdschildberg 11/09/2019 8:31 PM
translation: we have build an alliance of ethnicists who place <ingroup> on top.
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MarcusAurelius 11/09/2019 8:33 PM
Not necessarily
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Enderminion 11/09/2019 9:09 PM
lol
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The only people we hate more than each other are the people who hate us hating each other.
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 11:06 AM
i’m not a pirate, says pirate captain fjord. i just believe strongly in free trade (Shadow Systems decolorized)
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We're not pirates, we're pre-emptive nautical salvage experts.
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 2:14 PM
We’re pirivateers contracters
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someone's solution to cooling 75 tons of hot water https://i.redd.it/jao649itwvx31.gif
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/10/2019 7:36 PM
what
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they decided to cool down 75 tons of hot waste water by directing a sprinkler onto the tank
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For context this is waste water from a ccgt power station when we were in commissioning phase and were getting alot of excess hot water but are only allowed to discharge water from site below 45°. The Green tanker was brought onto site as our usual 2 pits were full, and there was also another green tanker behind this one. To make it even more pointless, there was a constant flow of 70°+ water being added to these tanks. Solution from an engineering manager on big money. There are good engineers at work who every now and then look at this video just for a good laugh.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/10/2019 8:03 PM
golly
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Yeah these are DEFINITELY cut short for a reason, make no fucking mistake.
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 8:37 PM
Comment with eldrae energy;
Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like…living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/10/2019 9:02 PM
“A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…” ends with “drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there ?shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.” (edited)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 9:13 PM
I mean if you wanted an “average sample”
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2019 5:37 AM
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2019 5:58 AM
that clip is not nearly long enough
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sdschildberg 11/12/2019 7:36 PM
not 2069 for updoots
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sdschildberg 11/13/2019 6:27 PM
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Imperial meme
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2019 6:32 PM
I am guessing 'clapped' has different connotations whereever you live XD
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MarcusAurelius 11/13/2019 6:54 PM
It works equally for both meanings, so...
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Enderminion 11/13/2019 7:52 PM
Just got an email from a PR agent for a Navy SEAL who is available for comment on the Baghdadi raid, which was carried about by Delta Force and Army Rangers.
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Navy Seals be like
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Morgrim Moon 11/14/2019 5:20 AM
One for MarcusAurelius
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MarcusAurelius 11/14/2019 11:22 AM
Yeah, not his fault though
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January and February got added before Caesar came and Fixed the calendar, and give himself a month in return
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/14/2019 7:22 PM
Fun fact
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June August September October and November spell JASON
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/15/2019 7:05 PM
whoops, wrongg sever
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also I bet 0$ that's not real
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 7:31 PM
Mumble mumble something about "the tolchoking and the nailing-in"...
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BBC’s Global News Podcast started reporting on the human trafficking problem recently. After 39 Vietnamese corpses were found in the back of a lorry bound for London.
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That is what the "crewmembers respawn" setting is for.
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Or just reboot the universe.
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0111narwhalz 11/16/2019 6:26 PM
it doesn't make the sadness go away
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the screams
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i can still hear them in my nightmares
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I believe that this is true sadness (edited)
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seriously tho this scene should be classified as a memetic sadness weapon
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/16/2019 10:03 PM
SCP-8746
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It might lose some effectiveness outside of context
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/17/2019 12:46 AM
Need to run an experiment with some Class-Ds.
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sdschildberg 11/17/2019 1:44 PM
Stonks
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sdschildberg 11/17/2019 3:34 PM
As opposed to flamic Lawful Chaotic
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Sounds fay
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sdschildberg 11/17/2019 4:18 PM
Sounds alien/AI like UFO myths aren’t American versions of fae woo
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Someone mistook a cassette player for a phone dock. WoW.
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Yeah, this is big brain time
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sdschildberg 11/17/2019 7:19 PM
The bee movie script is long-form loss
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"Loss" is proof positive of the adage about comedy, tragedy, and time
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We operate a space program
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🎵 Money, money, money... In a rich man's world! 🎵
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Elon Musk as a catgirl.
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Morgrim Moon 11/19/2019 9:16 AM
except good catgirls don't have two pairs of ears
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"Two ears good, four ears better!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/19/2019 1:12 PM
"We'll just have to agree to disagree on that one."
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Elon Musk announces plans to build Tyson Swarm around the Sun
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/19/2019 6:33 PM
oh god no
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/19/2019 6:42 PM
he's never going to shut up about how it ackshually is
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sdschildberg 11/19/2019 7:08 PM
After sunset this eve, here is a test. Behold two bright lights, both low in the west. Do not wish upon them, these stars, these two, That’s ‘cause they’re planets — your wish won’t come true. Venus & Jupiter together, gracing the twilight skies of the World.
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He is the holy figure of irritating Reddit STEMlords
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Morgrim Moon 11/19/2019 7:20 PM
Why would that irritate Reddit?
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sdschildberg 11/19/2019 7:21 PM
I meant in the sense of Reddit STEMlords who are irritating
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the patron saint of r/iamverysmart (edited)
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FREE HONG KONG
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@KAL_9000 Guess it’s time for them to coordinate with the Uyghurs (edited)
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Thanos: Says his species is native to Titan
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Also Thanos: Breathes in an Earth-normal atmosphere without diffficulty, lives at Earth-normal temperatures, and drinks water instead of methane
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visible confusion
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They have a subterranean city orbiting Saturn in the comics
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0111narwhalz 11/20/2019 6:13 PM
a what
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If it's subterranean, how is it in orbit?
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0111narwhalz 11/20/2019 6:13 PM
Is it embedded in a rock?
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In Titan
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Note tge present tense too
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0111narwhalz 11/20/2019 6:14 PM
okay if it's in a round moon it makes more sense to describe it as "on $MOON" than "in orbit"
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Yes
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Morgrim Moon 11/20/2019 6:21 PM
in one run of comics they had Thanos and his species being from the far end of time, and he'd fallen back thru a rift into the "present" and it was one of his reasons for fascination with Lady Death. Presumably something had happened to wipe out most population back in his time
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cough Heat Death cough
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Morgrim Moon 11/20/2019 6:21 PM
I don't think it was at that point
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"far end of time"
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Morgrim Moon 11/20/2019 6:22 PM
or if it was the artist had no idea what that entailed 😛
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too many still-bright stars 😛
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sdschildberg 11/20/2019 6:23 PM
Of course Thanos worships entropy. Hes a mad villian! Explains his behavior and beliefs. We the audiance only saw the fig leaf he gave Gamora to gaslight her
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oh my god this explains SO MUCH
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sdschildberg 11/20/2019 6:25 PM
Its a perfectly functional HC. His scheme for omnicide now has a proper motive. 6 stones can’t defeat maxwell’s demon, so he does the next best thing
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Why didn't he just wipe out all life then?
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sdschildberg 11/20/2019 6:27 PM
To do it again, or whatever reason he didn’t if it was about resources
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/20/2019 6:30 PM
In the comics Thanos wanted to bang Death (edited)
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that's why he did what he did
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always remember that
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Morgrim Moon 11/20/2019 6:30 PM
notibly in the comics Death didn't want to bang him, and honestly rather wanted HIM to be dead
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sdschildberg 11/20/2019 6:32 PM
But in the MCU she doesn’t exist. And if an entropy cultist learned that a Lady Death existed they’d start chasing her anyways @KAL_9000 The reason to kill half is for the other half to off itself in the chaos
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Morgrim Moon 11/20/2019 6:36 PM
it could have been very interesting if they'd run with what they added in Ragnarok, and in the MCU had Lady Death still not 'existing' but instead being a persona used by Hel during her past conquests.
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Lady Death is great and all, but I prefer this guy
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Veneto regional council, which is located on Venice's Grand Canal, was flooded for the first time in its history on Tuesday night -- just after it rejected measures to combat climate change.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/21/2019 1:01 PM
har de har har
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sdschildberg 11/21/2019 6:00 PM
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wait what
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Doctor Who did it better
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sdschildberg 11/21/2019 8:56 PM
But then it’d be a “ripoff” of KOTOR and Dark Empire and whatnot
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No no no
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She said "Film"
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Not the Mandalorian
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Episode IX
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:V
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In a perfect world, they would have just adapted the Thrawn trilogy word for word with Episodes VII-IX
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sdschildberg 11/21/2019 9:00 PM
Somewhat related but I feel the prequels would do much better if released now in the more pessimistic climate The 90s could handle a sequel trilogy with the quality (and similarity to OT) of episode 7 (edited)
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Cybertruck 2077
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Warhammer has a fantasy version of Space Marines now? https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Stormcast_Eternals
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Oh, and
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When someone sees me playing Kerbal and calls me a gamer: (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/22/2019 8:37 PM
Warhammer has had fantasy space marines for a few years now. Their formal name is Stormcast Eternals or Sigmarites. They're widely called Sigmarines instead
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Actually, quantum mechanics forbids this.
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(Credit: @TotallyNotHuman)
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Morgrim Moon 11/22/2019 9:15 PM
I know it's a false colour image, but which planet/moon is that in the centre?
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Mercury
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Not much to say about Mercury, other than that it's like Luna but hotter
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BREAKING: Tesla announces new CyberBus
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@MarcusAurelius
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MarcusAurelius 11/23/2019 5:52 PM
true, too true
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Mormon Jesus is a bit of a cheapskate
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No, his followers just dislike fun
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MarcusAurelius 11/24/2019 4:50 PM
...do they actually use wonder bread in church?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/24/2019 4:51 PM
isn't half the secret to being one of the faithful to have one of your hands in the jar anyway
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@MarcusAurelius yes
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When I was a deacon, we'd go out and buy some every Saturday from the local supermarket
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/24/2019 4:58 PM
@KAL_9000 hahahahahahahahaha
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Elon reveals why the Cybertruck looks like a racing game from 2001
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0111narwhalz 11/24/2019 5:52 PM
…you stamp and then harden, no?
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Might be hard to begin with? Not sure
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Morgrim Moon 11/24/2019 6:12 PM
if car hardening is anything like tool hardening, you wouldn't be able to do it after, it's not practical to quench an entire car body
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Stadia won't let you own your games Perfomance is attached to what you pay monthly You don't get the promised perfomance It works fine one moment, and then lags the next It doesn't even up the performance of current consoles (not even talk about pc) really, who is this fo...
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sdschildberg 11/24/2019 7:52 PM
Stadia is proof google should stick to software, as hardware has never been their strong suit
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Also can we all agree that the near-monopoly of unskippable 30-second Stadia ads on YouTube is fucking annoying
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MarcusAurelius 11/24/2019 7:53 PM
Nothing makes me want a product less, yeah
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Given what happened to prior game streaming services I expect Stadia to go the way of Google Plus
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I suppose Google is able to have 79% (someone on Reddit counted) of YouTube ads be for their product because they, y'know, own YouTube
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Morgrim Moon 11/24/2019 8:03 PM
I am so glad my ad block works on Youtube
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/24/2019 9:06 PM
I loathe the unskippable truthorange ads
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the 15-second ones
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/24/2019 9:34 PM
The first generation Google Pixel phone is some kind of counterexample. I really like mine. They got Apple envy and decided to delete the standard headphone jacl on the later models though. (edited)
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@MarcusAurelius
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Virgin Saturn V versus Chad Daedalus
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0111narwhalz 11/26/2019 12:12 PM
and to think that's just the drive!
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Imagine what you'd need to slow down at the end
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0111narwhalz 11/26/2019 12:14 PM
magsails
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/26/2019 12:24 PM
The virgin Daedalus vs the chad Laser Sail
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Thomas the Warp Engine
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/26/2019 1:28 PM
thomas the dank engine
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exoplanet meme
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too true
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0111narwhalz 11/26/2019 6:57 PM
what the jpeg
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Forgive them, father, for they know not what they do
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MURRAY NO
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/27/2019 5:19 PM
rest in peace murray
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he won't
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he's a zombie now
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/27/2019 5:26 PM
fuq
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0111narwhalz 11/27/2019 5:52 PM
literally the definition of unpeaceful restlessness
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sdschildberg 11/27/2019 5:55 PM
Broke: usual dnd magic classification Woke: classifying by what SF tropes it brings in. Necromancy is transhumanism, psionics for memetics, conjuration for post-scarcity, ect
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/27/2019 6:19 PM
Transmutation is both transhumanism, post-scarcity and semi-infinite flexibility...
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0111narwhalz 11/27/2019 6:22 PM
transmutation is nanomachines
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/27/2019 6:34 PM
Hmm, yeah
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Alchemy is nuclear physics
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/28/2019 9:59 AM
hahaha
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sdschildberg 11/28/2019 1:43 PM
furry porn commissions are maybe the single most viable way to survive as an illustrator https://t.co/sOxEcCmCs4
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Furries are the modern Renaissance.
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Look out Titan oh god oh fuck he has AirPods in
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sdschildberg 11/28/2019 7:14 PM
Consume hours
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NO POLITICS, EVEN IN MEME FORM.
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okay sorry
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@MarcusAurelius I know it's actually interficio (edited)
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Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Cogidubnus. The poison chosen especially to kill Cogidubnus. Cogidubnus' poison.
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Ave, materfuckers!
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2019 9:43 PM
Nah, we all know Grumio is the lord of all
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Grumio est melior quam deus, am i right? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2019 11:04 PM
ceterum censeo Grumionem optimum optimorum esse
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Art commission earnings in a nutshell 💵
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sdschildberg 11/30/2019 4:50 PM
Actual quote from another discord: no posting memetic agents in #/general (edited)
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That either applies to basically everything or nothing.
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sdschildberg 11/30/2019 5:52 PM
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sdschildberg 12/01/2019 5:21 PM
copyright law is 👌 close to being war lawyers
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"Lawfare" is a thing.
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Just 'Merica (edited)
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F*cking canvassers
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 1:55 AM
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Wouldn’t that be a Bony Bayonet?
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 8:32 AM
It's not bone, though.
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2019 8:38 AM
it is, really; teeth are enamel layered over bony structures
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sdschildberg 12/02/2019 9:27 AM
Rolling with a tusk as a bayonet is pretty grug.
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SMBC is the best
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“It’s possible that they will become more receptive to facts once they are in an environment without food, water, or oxygen,” a researcher said.
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 2:02 PM
reads book in forest trees rotate slowly, grinning
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 2:11 PM
I don't believe in purple
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/02/2019 3:06 PM
homer is that you
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2019 6:12 PM
They are indeed purple But one thing you've missed The concept of "purple" Didn't always exist Some cultures lack names For a colour, you see Hence good old Homer And his "wine-dark sea" A usage so quaint A phrasing so old For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold Yet roses are red Violets once were called blue Because nothing rhymes with purple
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What rhymes with purple? Lookup it up at Rhymes.net - the most comprehensive rhyming words dictionary on the web!
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2019 6:14 PM
what accent are people speaking where 'purple' and 'circle' are rhyming?
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assonance, sure, but not rhyming
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 6:15 PM
perkele
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This is where the fun begins
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 7:03 PM
no better
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IS NOTHING SACRED?!
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2019 8:02 PM
not even the concept of the sacred, no
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She seems lonely.
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brb, heading past Pluto
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What does the fox say?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 8:24 AM
Well, it's better than hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
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Go home YouTube, you're drunk
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 9:40 AM
Huffing BEEES!
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water is just hydrogen-infused oxygen (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/03/2019 9:51 AM
no, because that's just an explosion waiting to happen. It isn't water until post-boom
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BluejayHurricane 12/03/2019 10:06 AM
Well, that would boost energy
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Webcomic: It's always fun to learn about new things to be afraid of.
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I hate sand.
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It's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere
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That’s how the rest of it goes? I couldn’t remember.
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image you can hear (edited)
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Garfield without Garfield is existential and depressing
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 2:52 PM
I love that one 🙂
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this man has clearly never played KSP
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this hurts (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 2:58 PM
KSP without Principia never exceeds two dots
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When you do gravity assists and stuff, it's sort of several.
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which is why you install Principia smh
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 2:59 PM
Nope
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At any given time there are two dots
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I mean, you're still handling two dots at once, but they're chained together.
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There. Are. Four. Dots!
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ISS Starter Pack
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Gravity Falls is an untapped meme format goldmine
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sdschildberg 12/03/2019 5:54 PM
spacelizart: “ “It’s a lovely morning on the USS Enterprise, and you are a horrible Q.“ (for DrWho42 on twitter) [ twitter | ko-fi | commissions ] ”
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oh god no
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 5:55 PM
slide-honk
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we're going to run out of interesting/unique sounding names really quickly
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2019 10:16 AM
@Buggy Which puzzles me as to why the IAC insist on wasting them on random rocks instead of ones with any unique value
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unique value is kinda hard to spot at a distance, unfortunately
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though that "rains molten glass sideways at mach 1+" planet should probably have gotten a name
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2019 11:00 AM
Also for some reason it infuriates me that they stick rigidly to the god theme
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Don’t cross the themes.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2019 11:01 AM
It's kind of ridiculous that they have long since exhausted familiar Greco-Egyptian mythology and are now forced to resort to increasingly obscure Amerindian and Pacific Islander religions
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Now this is post-shitbag media I can get behind: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EKpGlVvWoAA-SbE.jpg
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@BizarroLand ♀ Greek and Egyptian mythology are completely different, despite Alexander III’s attempts to depict them as the same.
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Why haven't they used Chinese/Japanese myths yet?
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2019 12:48 PM
I feel personally addressed every time that narwhal tusk incident comes up
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ladies and gentlemen
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WE GOTTEM
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The Twitter bots fell for it
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It helps that half the Internet commented "I want this on a T-Shirt"
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Another one
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someone google searched it (edited)
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 5:59 PM
We need an :eldrae_think: emote
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@Overmind make it happen (edited)
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We'll pitch in to help you commission a decent artist to draw an eldrae
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 7:11 PM
Leaving this here
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that's zelda
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 7:33 PM
Its sort of an inspo. (Do eldrae ears move?)
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Ear-wise, think more LotR movies than World of Warcraft .
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Using Legolas to represent the Eldrae creates so much new meme potential
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 1:43 AM
zeldrae
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Does she mean transhumanism?
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:47 AM
that, or she fundamentally misunderstands how strap ons work
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:49 AM
As usual, “protect X-anity” means “protect only my prefered type of X-anity”
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:49 AM
part human, part machine, all nonbinary
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The Six Million Dollar Gay
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With some 3D printing, an Arduino, and a little ingenuity, I'm pretty sure we can make strap-ons work that way.
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FOR SCIENCE!
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:52 AM
I mean, given some of the ones I've seen you can buy off the shelf...
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 10:24 AM
Reason to immigrate to the Empire: morphological changes are legal.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/06/2019 10:27 AM
Hell, virtually required!
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Ladies, if he: - Is cold to you - Seems distant - Is most visible between 50-300 GHz when looking out of the galactic plane That's not your man. That's the Cosmic Microwave Background.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/06/2019 2:53 PM
Carpenter's dreidl! Hah!
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 4:41 PM
Vibe checks are a form of preemption
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Brass
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Carpenter's
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Pick one
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single-use brass carpenter's tool
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 7:58 PM
the Imperium is a long lasting meme weapon
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we could unfuck the galaxy if we got around their meminess
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Tag an SF fandom
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 8:45 PM
Cursed image hours: open
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They’re making memes out of furry comics now?
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Meme is accurate tho
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Yeah, but only for history books published post-WW2.
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From which country?
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The UK.
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How did they portray themselves before they got too bankrupt to hold on to the Empire?
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RULE BRITTANIA
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We are the most awesome and civilized people on the planet, doing our stern and solemn duty to try to help all these benighted savages. Except the French.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:14 PM
"What's that shadowy place over there--?" "That's France. We'll get 'em someday."
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The sun never sets on the British Empire. (Because God doesn't trust us in the dark.)
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Well, not until an eclipse comes to Pitcairn :V
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Enderminion 12/06/2019 9:21 PM
@Overmind mostly because of a series of tiny islands across the globe
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Except the French. Seriously fuck those guys.
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0111narwhalz 12/07/2019 1:51 AM
the next eclipse to hit Pitcairn will happen in the day of another British segment
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By Josh Owens
I dropped out of film school to edit video for the conspiracy theorist because I believed in his worldview. Then I saw what it did to people.
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 10:43 AM
Alex Jones deserves to be clowned on
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 5:00 PM
Culture ship name: GSV Not Funny Didn’t Laugh
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In an alternate universe, Mao Zedong leads the People's Republic of Mankind
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 6:29 PM
In this universe the Tau (or Pi) run a “productive war economy” with a dark secret Chaos is “greed””, “heresy”, and “death”. (Death holds sway over Imperialism, BTW). The necrons are the same, as are Nids Orks are ‘murican Eldar are culturally eldrae. Dark Eldar presumably got mind stirred by Greed Also the Gaurd gets more screentime than Astartes (edited)
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The Adeptus Ministorum is basically the same. The Knight Worlds had their Thrones Mechanicus appropriated. Mechanicus steal Xeno tech openly.
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 7:20 PM
And thus the Guard can get better flashlights. Exterminatus stays the exact same.
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Comissars can at least feel at home
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 9:03 PM
The fact that this would probably be an improvement over the vanilla IOM is the cursed thing here (edited)
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wholesome ksp
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Another Commie Emperor
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"They are not subject to the UCMJ, are non-combatants under the laws of land warfare, and lack the fire discipline required to join the taliban." Ultra-spicy take on the recent clusterfuck in FL.
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2019 10:54 PM
FL?
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Florida
22:54
Home of Florida Man
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2019 10:56 PM
right, I've no idea what clusterfuck is happening in Florida and just decided I don't want to
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Florida is always a clusterfuck
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 11:37 PM
In florida. True statement
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sdschildberg 12/08/2019 12:13 AM
An athelometer is just the tool used in a vibe check
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and for that matter, it's one of the best and least injurious vibe checkers
00:22
truly, a marvel of technology
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sdschildberg 12/08/2019 12:24 AM
Knowing State and Outlands, there’s even requisite gunshot for sophs with rancid vibes
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GOOD. BOT.
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sdschildberg 12/08/2019 10:43 PM
The official meme of 🅱️olotics 🅱️ans on Discord
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/09/2019 10:08 AM
Yeah no
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Found in a Shadowrun group
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The Mandelonian
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@Archon get dunked on
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... I'm pretty sure that's just exposes your character flaws more than ours?
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sdschildberg 12/09/2019 9:12 PM
Counter-counter: Australia turned out better than <insert country> and they were a penal colony
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sighes in incredibly stereotypical SA-ian
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2019 11:54 AM
Jeb needs to pilot the rescue mission, except it only has one seat
11:54
"kermdammit jeb get offa my spaceship" (edited)
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ding ding Doors opening. Step back to allow customers to exit. When boarding, please move to the center of the car.... ding-dong ding-dong Step back, doors closing.
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Share with your friends! suppresses giggle
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2019 1:19 PM
@KAL_9000 pls no
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sdschildberg 12/11/2019 1:19 PM
Not funny didn’t laugh
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NO! NO! NO! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!!!!!!!!
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Regardless of your political views, this will probably have the opposite effect the campaign wanted it to (edited)
18:00
Not to mention that Thanos fights Captain America
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2019 6:42 PM
the ticks man
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hey I never commented on the political aspect (sort of)
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I just pointed out that regardless of politics, that's kind of stupid :V
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sdschildberg 12/11/2019 6:44 PM
Depicting your leader as this decade’s iconic villain is, apolitically, cringe
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The Big Chonk
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MarcusAurelius 12/12/2019 3:35 AM
@KAL_9000 I love how the latin meme has two layers (edited)
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Spread the news. Fusion is murder.
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sdschildberg 12/12/2019 8:07 PM
Weebs can and will anime-ify anything
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0111narwhalz 12/13/2019 12:49 PM
my work has pretty good cameras, but they also have enough people assigned to surveillance to merit their own kitchen
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Broke: American football involves dangerous tackle piles Woke: American football is training for professional wrestling Bespoke: American football is a simulation of the early Solar System
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0111narwhalz 12/13/2019 2:07 PM
not enough gibs
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am unfamiliar with this word
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"gibs"
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0111narwhalz 12/13/2019 2:11 PM
giblets
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2019 7:42 PM
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sdschildberg 12/13/2019 7:47 PM
Needs lenin in UGG artstyle running after the goose
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2019 7:48 PM
maybe on the back?
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2019 8:46 PM
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sdschildberg 12/13/2019 9:03 PM
Superintelligences can be considered godlike so a cult focused on bringing one into existance, esp one designed to CONSUME, could stand in for your bog standard cult in a space RPG.
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Morgrim Moon 12/14/2019 9:20 AM
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sdschildberg 12/14/2019 9:29 AM
This falls into the uncanny valley
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Morgrim Moon 12/14/2019 9:29 AM
it really does
09:30
also poor girl is going to get so many Princess Bride jokes
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Wasn’t there a twelve-fingered pianist in Gattaca?
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BluejayHurricane 12/14/2019 10:06 AM
On the other hand, if she ever wants to subtly screw with someone, she can just drum her fingers.
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sdschildberg 12/16/2019 9:00 PM
NO STEP ON SNEK
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 7:32 AM
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Dammit why isn’t he wearing jackboots \s?
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Sooooo... Mescal makes you OCD?
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It wouldn't do to draw parallels between such different species; caffeine does not render humans drunk, you know?
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 12:02 AM
Caffeine is an insecticide. Ethanol is a mild poison to mammals. I can see how they'd have similar effects
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Eh, no? "Mild poison" just means "Not a chemical which we need in bulk to live, and which we sometimes ingest"
00:05
Unless you mean something more subtle by "Mild poison" than I'm reading
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 12:06 AM
Er, by mild poison I mean "this poisons us, has documented negative affects, and throws our systems out of whack. But not to a sufficient degree to be considered harmful"
00:07
And humans being humans we tend to find that out of whack situation fun, for many substances
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2019 12:09 AM
[humans getting high on everything intensifies]
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I guess. That still seems to me to be so vague as to be meaningless for the purposes of making physiological predictions
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 12:16 AM
Well, physiologically Paracelsus rules. "Everything is poison and nothing is poison: the poison is the dose"
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So researchers tend to look at affects of average dose
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Well, yes; what I'm saying is "There isn't a general model of poison-ness; the fact that two things are both mild poisons doesn't predict what they'll do because poisons have so many possible symptoms and vectors"
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BluejayHurricane 12/18/2019 12:40 AM
While I don’t understand the biology very well, I do believe that is the general consensus, yes.
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sdschildberg 12/18/2019 4:07 PM
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This is a cursed image
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2019 4:10 PM
a what?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2019 9:45 PM
It's a swing wing, it's a new thing, it's a...
21:45
no, wait...
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Err, a character from beastars, I think.
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Cybertank
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 8:55 AM
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0/10 no Assembly grandma
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/19/2019 9:05 AM
Hetzers gonna hetz, I see.
09:05
Also, PHP tripping over an elephant is about right.
09:06
(My opinion of PHP can be generally expanded as "perkele! helvete! perkele!")
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Probably High Programmers
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0111narwhalz 12/19/2019 9:30 AM
glad we went for new PCs instead of a Stadia subscription V:
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 10:19 AM
Stadia forgot that not everyone has god tier internet
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/19/2019 11:37 AM
And that even those who do have god-tier internet might still have crappy hops between them and El Goog.
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And that in the US probably not many people have god-tier internet.
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 12:51 PM
Poly ticks adjacent
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/19/2019 2:24 PM
@gollark More than you'd think - it's not exactly all stone knives and bearskins outside of NYC, LA and Chicago. (I get gigabit fiber in a city of 200k, though it is a state capitol). That said, folks stuck with potato internet often are really, truly stuck with it, they can't just pay more to get more.
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That should be “Little shit, listen here!”
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/19/2019 8:47 PM
@Zarpaulek woo in a nutshell
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 8:56 PM
Engravings are an odd choice for an artstyle. technically this is a spritecomic. Lacks proper depiction of Karen-ness (edited)
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simple solution: "Oh, how interesting. I happen to have some gasoline right here. Bon Appétit!" (edited)
22:31
a problem which solves itself is basically not a problem.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/19/2019 10:53 PM
drinking gasoline is that deadly?
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 10:54 PM
Should have gone for bleach
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Morgrim Moon 12/19/2019 11:31 PM
Gasoline is an acute toxin, I don't think it's a chronic one. It'll burn your digestive tract
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esp. if you then eat a lit match
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2019 1:45 AM
that sounds like a feat in itself
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2019 9:25 AM
rm -f-juice
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2019 10:52 AM
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/brain
10:53
(OK, OK, the UI design of 'dd' is clearly a troll, but...)
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BluejayHurricane 12/20/2019 11:31 AM
See, I object to that flowchart, especially the box about flying earth into the sun. That’s really expensive, good simulations are cheaper, and the end result is pretty obvious. It’s not an action that could satisfy the parameters of most AI’s.
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sdschildberg 12/20/2019 11:31 AM
The best reaction to the odds of humans attacking is to take over the world
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This exists, and I'm pretty sure breaks several laws
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2019 12:04 PM
it's not real I think
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Parents, have you ever imagined your child masturbating? Do you worry what they do when your back is turned? Do you fear that they will fall into the grip of Satan? Worry no more! Introducing the A…
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2019 12:05 PM
I wonder if that's some kind of medical device repurposed for that?
12:06
Still... hella fucky.
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The comments are a goldmine
13:07
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2019 4:54 PM
Ow. Just seeing that makes my teeth itch.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2019 5:35 PM
seeing what
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2019 5:35 PM
your face
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2019 5:42 PM
The traffic jam. Sitting in a jam like that has gotta suck.
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2019 12:11 AM
🙂 3
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/21/2019 11:12 AM
hahahaha
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2019 8:36 PM
can we please NOT portray virginity or being uninterested in sex as a bad thing?
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sdschildberg 12/21/2019 8:37 PM
^
20:37
Also starliner is valid.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2019 8:42 PM
The virgin x vs the chad Y
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2019 8:43 PM
is a fundamentally irritating and occasionally insulting meme format, yes
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It's a meme format I could live with never seeing again quite easily.
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sdschildberg 12/21/2019 11:44 PM
^
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^^+1
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sdschildberg 12/22/2019 9:37 AM
Can this, and the Nordic Gamer, go back to 4chan?
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 9:37 AM
I'm not familiar with 'Nordic Gamer'
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Is that the “PC Master Race” thing?
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sdschildberg 12/22/2019 9:42 AM
This meme set
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2019 9:43 AM
what?
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 9:46 AM
is there ACTUALLY a joke there?
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sdschildberg 12/22/2019 9:47 AM
No 4chan is praised as the font of all memes, and yet pumps out stuff like this
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2019 9:50 AM
the set of all memes is superset to the set of shitty memes
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 9:50 AM
Honestly I've found tumblr is a more consistent source of tolerable quality OC memes
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Except on *chan, where the order is reversed.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/22/2019 10:41 AM
Basically a wordier version of the Drake meme usually
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Any idea what this is from?
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i'm not sure
17:25
unrelated:
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2019 2:52 AM
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2019 2:58 AM
or is it plane sad?
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2019 6:45 AM
"Inside of you there are two wolves. That’s nowhere near enough wolves to sustain the population, so we’re starting a reintroduction program. Open wide, please."
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2019 6:50 AM
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"Inside you there are two wolves. You should see a doctor. The recommended number of wolves inside you is zero."
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2019 8:31 AM
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Ouch.
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Plot Twist: It's actually Return of the Jedi
11:45
unrealistic: too much life extension implied.
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thicc thighs save lives
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The letter didn’t come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkien’s response really is a thing of beauty,...
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 8:06 PM
Although I feel I should point out they're not white, christmas beetles are green
20:06
or amber
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Oh, those are a real thing?
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 8:08 PM
Anoplognathus chloropyrus, commonly known as the brown- or golden-brown Christmas beetle, is a beetle of the family Scarabaeidae native to eastern Australia, being common in coastal Queensland, New South Wales and Victoria, the Great Dividing Range and the Murray-Darling rive...
Anoplognathus prasinus, commonly known as the green Christmas beetle, is a beetle of the family Scarabaeidae native to eastern Australia.The green Christmas beetle was described by Francis de Laporte de Castelnau in 1840 as Paranonca prasina. It was transferred to the genus A...
Anoplognathus viridiaeneus, commonly known as the king Christmas beetle, is a beetle of the family Scarabaeidae native to eastern Australia. The largest Christmas beetle, it can be over 3 centimetres (1.2 in) long.
20:09
Western Australia also has the christmas spider, which is adorable
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2019 8:10 PM
And the Christmas tree, which is vampiric.
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 8:10 PM
well, hemiparasistic
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2019 8:10 PM
that just sounds like Science for "vampire"
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It sucks other plants' vital fluids for sustenance.
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 8:11 PM
Christmas spider! They're about a cm across, live in colonies, and harmless. Primary prey mosquitoes, so between that and not looking particularly spidery they're well liked. Until you walk face first into their web, then they're thoroughly cursed out.
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2019 8:12 PM
oh those guys
20:12
it menaces with spikes of chitin
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Australia is fuckin scary
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Creepy looking buggers. How awesome is that!
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Earth is fuckin scary, actually
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 8:33 PM
I love that this is from a Michigan blog, but the candle is made in Indiana. would any of ohio’s other neighbors like to join in this beatdown
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Ohio has one interesting place, Cleveland.
20:36
Otherwise it's just endless fields of soybeans and corn.
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"At least we're not Detroit!"
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Or Flint.
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2019 8:36 PM
sometimes no news is good news
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That's further north.
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We have a tremendous planet, believe me The best planet. You're gonna love it. A lot of civilisations, I mean A LOT of them, believe me, listen, they think that Earth is just Tremendous. We have a Yuge base of supporters, don't we? Just the best supporters. And our Moon, What a great Moon, isn't it the best moon? Just look at those other moons. Phobos? Deimos? Sad! Jupiter is just a failed star. What a failure of planet. Needs to go. Everyone I know thinks Earth is a winner. Little Mercury is a light weight, and is overrated. I promise you Earth is much much better. And low energy Pluto. Used to be a planet, couldn't hack it with the rest. Sad. -The President of the United States addressing alien visitors during a First Contact event
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Ambassador to Earth: presses big red button.
20:40
Ok that kinda makes my head hurt to look at.
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2019 9:46 PM
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sdschildberg 12/30/2019 10:28 PM
Google and Facebook's AI make the idea of faulty AI going hostile relevant again
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/31/2019 10:54 AM
"I was aware of the binkle but I never tried to tinkle outside it; man, we didn't have Taco Baco back then..."
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2019 11:35 AM
capes and cowls eh
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@Jade Nekotenshi and everyone whines about cape[poop]
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2019 11:35 AM
I own a lovely cloak, it's a surprisingly practical garment
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Me, too. Team Cloak, represent!
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2019 11:41 AM
my biggest concern is that you can't really wear jeans and a tshirt under a cloak, it just looks weird (edited)
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I have a cloak I bought online, too long but nice and warm to wear around the house
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2019 11:42 AM
also you really do need the right sort of top on if you don't want the fastening to try and slip up your throat
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/31/2019 12:25 PM
I should probably get a decent cloak; they're suitably dashing, less cliche than dusters and less boring than ordinary jackets 🙂
12:26
Well, I have one of a sort, but it's very obviously costumey, and designed for someone taller than me by a fair chunk. Which is surprising - it was the "medium", and I'm 189cm...
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2019 9:14 PM
cloaks can work anywhere from knee to ankle length, with the later requiring a little more practice
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/31/2019 9:42 PM
Mine actually drags on the ground, hence the impracticality. It's at least 2m from the shoulder. So I either need to alter it, or get a better one.
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2019 9:47 PM
depending on how it's lined hemming might work
22:06
Broke: this W O K E: reincarnating as the factorio guy
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link to this story now
22:08
Bespoke: Reincarnating as Steve
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sdschildberg 12/31/2019 10:08 PM
Found the image on the memes page of another server Steve wouldn’t trash the fantasy aesthetic at least
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Steve with Tekkit installed
22:12
Fr tho reincarnating as a VN heggie swarm of killbots would be kind of awesome
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sdschildberg 12/31/2019 10:13 PM
Be the OCP
22:13
also: Steve as an encounter in a fantasy RPG
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Just CONSUME your way through the world/galaxy
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[System: Initializing...] THUD[System: Sustained no damage.] A hollow sound spread through the darkness. It was so faint and far away, it may have just been imagination. THUD[System: Sustained no damage.] (...)
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Also ProbeQuest 3: Revenge of the Bot idea
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:V
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(yes it's still on, sort of)
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sdschildberg 12/31/2019 10:21 PM
Big brain: there are primitives on whatever world we're on.
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(just been busy)
22:21
Yes
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INITIALISING COMBAT PROTOCOLS
22:21
conquer the planet in the name of humanity
22:24
something to look forward to for 2020
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sdschildberg 01/01/2020 5:36 PM
17:36
it's actually real
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2020 5:37 PM
woah
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sdschildberg 01/01/2020 5:53 PM
Posted in #dank with the other memes ofc
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Therapist: Bluepiter isn't real, it can't hurt you Bluepiter:
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Bluepiter Reel?
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2020 9:28 PM
[set theory mumbles conflictedly]
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sdschildberg 01/01/2020 9:28 PM
the overlap with weebs, and the competitian from specialized services, drove r/porn out of bisuness invisible hand and all
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sdschildberg 01/02/2020 9:31 PM
Speedrunning just replaces the game challenge with an engineering one
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Space Command is r/fellowkids material
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Enderminion 01/02/2020 9:45 PM
US Space Command is likely going the way of the Dinosaurs
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US Space Force is a Thing Now
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their Senior Enlisted type put out an AMA, which included the gem "We split off from the Air Force, no we're not taking Navy ranks"
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sdschildberg 01/02/2020 9:47 PM
We F I N A L L Y have an answer to that question
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We don't have an answer until they give us the correct one. (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/02/2020 10:28 PM
Wow....we got a space force, and it is wrong. 😦
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/02/2020 10:46 PM
The least they could do is use the RAF rank titles adapted to space. Space Vice Marshal sounds so much better.
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yeah
22:47
or Sky Marshall
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2020 11:16 PM
Void Marshal
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2020 11:18 PM
Void Marshal gets my vote
23:19
1) there's no sky there and 2) constant reminder that if you fuck up you die
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Boo!
15:24
Navy ranks FTW
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:25 PM
navy ranks belong on big ships
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What will Space Force even be commanding?
15:26
The only remotely military things in space right now are spy satellites
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:26 PM
not the moon
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/03/2020 3:27 PM
Compromise - Air Force enlisted ranks, Navy officer ranks?
15:27
Though... as a former enlisted Sailor, I think there's a very good reason for using the rating/rate system on ships.
15:27
"Staff Sergeant" doesn't tell me what you know how to fix. "OS2" or "GSE2" would.
15:28
Though yeah, I expect right now, the Space Force will be doing mostly spy satellites and some EW assets.
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inb4 sudden Orion battleship
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/03/2020 3:31 PM
(And officer ranks - at least US officer ranks - are a mess, both Army and Navy versions, which really only make sense when you know the historical context behind both)
15:32
Or some kookamundo figures out how to make a nuclear lightbulb actually work and bases something on that.
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:33 PM
[cackles madly in closed cycle gas core nuclear rocket]
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closed cycle?
15:35
We want to spray radioactive exhaust all over the launch site! (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:35 PM
then just use a NSWR
15:36
the whole point of lightbulbs is to be closed-cycle
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sdschildberg 01/03/2020 7:20 PM
More like nam 2 but still, memes are going to get in the history books.
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Vietnam 2: Desert Boogaloo
19:24
it's all fun and games until the draft notice
19:27
they draft the weebs first
19:27
to naruto run into tehran
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Enderminion 01/03/2020 8:50 PM
nah
20:50
Vietnam would probably be nicer
20:50
this is also why we probably won't invade Iran
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/03/2020 9:10 PM
The big reason to base the space force on the Navy is the similarity of missions. Arguably, manned or not, the Space Forces primary missions are going to be freedom of the orbits and merchant protection. The USAF historically doesn’t have that mindset.
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Aside from their past work with our satellites you mean?
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We're not going to have space freighters anytime soon
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angry Starship noises
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Morgrim Moon 01/03/2020 9:28 PM
More like if he'd accepted the place in the school of architecture. He was actually GREAT at architectural art, he made a living selling hand painted postcards of German buildings. But he thought only classical portraiture counted as "real" art and couldn't draw people well at all, so the art school rejected him. And, again, encouraged him to become an architect
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/04/2020 5:48 AM
I’ve done portraiture well but for the life of me I can’t really draw humans from imagination
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Like at all
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X_x
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Morgrim Moon 01/04/2020 5:49 AM
humans are hard and we're so wired to pick out flaws that the bar is higher than most other subjects
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0111narwhalz 01/04/2020 5:50 AM
bizarro be like
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(I created uštžen because my attempts at drawing human faces looked like… that)
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think I've improved somewhat since then, though I still don't draw a lot of human faces (edited)
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delete the first one please
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MarcusAurelius 01/04/2020 10:04 PM
I’d pin it if I could
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sdschildberg 01/05/2020 1:56 PM
Apparently a non-trivial number of systems are experiencing #Y2020 bugs. A common Y2K "fix" just postponed things by 20 years, interpreting 00-19 as the 2000s and 20-99 as the 1900s. 20 years is now up, some of those systems are still in use, and they think it's 1920. Oooo...
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I'm excited for Y2038, which will inevitably break another large batch of systems.
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0111narwhalz 01/05/2020 1:57 PM
rest in peace, 32 bit POSIX time
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Ah, yes, the backfiring of the dumbest solution. Glorious.
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I should like to predict now that at least half of them will be up for the Y2040 problem in twenty years time, because People Never Friggin' Learn.
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sdschildberg 01/05/2020 2:36 PM
But it’s not the apocalypse expected back in 1999
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0111narwhalz 01/05/2020 2:36 PM
it's the apocalypse unexpected :V
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Yeah, but only 'cause we busted our asses back in the late 90s fixing our shit. (Or, at least, the shit we inherited.)
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And some of us took the trouble to do it properly.
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0111narwhalz 01/05/2020 2:38 PM
I just hope that the people who write my framework take care of these problems V:
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Dammit really
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Morgrim Moon 01/06/2020 5:17 AM
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/06/2020 11:53 AM
Hell, I'll take it.
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The way they usually are now, any kind of nose art would be frowned upon as insufficiently serious.
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(The US Military, as an institution, has forgotten how to laugh, or why they should ever want to. And no, I don't say that for the usual culture-warry reasons.)
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In May 1973, NASA envisioned having ready in 1980 a FLOX/MMH kick stage that would ride to orbit in the Space Shuttle Orbiter payload bay. #yikes
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🚀🦨 Saw that Custom Logo option when playing X4: Foundations
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sdschildberg 01/06/2020 4:44 PM
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r/toomeirlformeirl
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sdschildberg 01/06/2020 7:57 PM
Who cares how awful the sequels are? Lego SW is an icon
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Dlc presumably includes the spinoffs
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The greatest video game ever made
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This time there will be 9 levels per movie
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sdschildberg 01/06/2020 8:02 PM
Thought: the success of SW tv, books, and linear RPGs are more proof that the IP that essentially is “Space Serials but updated” belongs in serial longform than anything.
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Mandalorian DLC
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Baby Yoda microfigure
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just imagine
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How could we have been so blind?!
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/07/2020 12:13 PM
Too late
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/07/2020 4:36 PM
Me tbh
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The Expanse is awesome tbh (edited)
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that's an oof
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This procedural material turns any object into a randomized flying spaceship, blasting lasers, using vector displacements. #b3d https://t.co/9Az6DU0U7E
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visible confusion (saw this on Twitter) (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/08/2020 2:55 PM
We need a whole post singularity AI to sort through YT
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What kind of paperclip maximizer would that create?
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2020 3:00 PM
either content or ad revenue depending on who made it
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An ad revenue maximizer.
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Which would be very bad.
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sdschildberg 01/08/2020 3:02 PM
Isn’t that what YT is already?
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2020 3:03 PM
yeah but it does that with current AI
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so it fucks up spectacularly on a regular basis
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And probably isn't smart enough to think very long-term, and isn't in charge of demonetization and stuff.
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sdschildberg 01/08/2020 3:05 PM
But the amount of hardware and brainpower needed to sort yt is still staggering
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/08/2020 4:10 PM
@KAL_9000 Yep, that one's bafflement-inducing. I think it's riffing on how a bunch of obviously-not-for-kids stuff on YT just got marked "kids-only".
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I'd presume you know about Cupcakes, ya?
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sdschildberg 01/08/2020 4:11 PM
Yeah. Turns off comments so it is saving my sanity
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/08/2020 4:11 PM
hahaha
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YT comments are...
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um.
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mostly vomit.
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sdschildberg 01/08/2020 4:12 PM
Making them off by default would be nice tbh
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One interesting (story-wise) path AI could go down is that we continue with what seems to be the current strategy - blindly evolving stuff without a huge amount of intentional design - and eventually reach human-or-better performance on a lot of tasks (including somewhat general-intelligency ones), while working utterly incomprehensibly to humans. I was going to say this after the very short discussion about ad revenue maximizers but left this half written and forgot.
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“Machine learning” is in no way intelligent, it’s just a Chinese Room replicating patterns (edited)
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Hence the existing issues with anime and conspiracy theory vids
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We already have neural networks optimizing parameters for other neural networks, and machine learning systems are able to beat humans at quite a few tasks already with what's arguably blind pattern-matching.
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I'm not sure if it's particularly possible that they could eventually somehow end up doing general-intelligence stuff well, but it might be interesting as a story.
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2020 4:36 PM
Currently-deployed ANNs are almost exclusively feedforward, which I am given to believe is essentially a lower complexity class and therefore unlikely to result in humanlike intelligence.
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Or something.
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Strategy wastes time that could be better spent dying for the Emperor
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TotallyNotHuman 01/08/2020 8:10 PM
hmm time to invest in this format huh
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I've seen at least ten of these today
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very stonks
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Enderminion 01/08/2020 9:14 PM
Today in other news, a strange piece of wood was found standing upright spinning in Central Park, and that's tonight's top story folks.
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2020 9:15 PM
ō.o
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Enderminion 01/08/2020 9:16 PM
Too subtle?
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2020 9:17 PM
sounds like something out of Night Vale
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Enderminion 01/08/2020 9:19 PM
Pulled it out of who's line is it anyway
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/08/2020 11:41 PM
I just found out that gutenberg has at least one early 20th cen formulary available from before people started getting upset about dangerous stuff: http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/53143
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by Project Gutenberg.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 4:22 AM
-- ROMAN SOLDIER: halt, strange person! where are you from? TIME TRAVELER: i come from the future. what are your names? ROMAN SOLDIER: my name is QUINTUS, as i am the fifth child in my family. my comrade is SEXTUS, for he was the sixth child in his family. what is your name? TIME TRAVELER: my name's LIV ROMAN SOLDIER: [starts counting on his fingers as his eyes open in fear] --
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 5:39 AM
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Enderminion 01/09/2020 8:13 AM
lol
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:05 AM
you didn't know that chickens are very happy to commit cannibalism?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:11 AM
I mean, they're basically beaky dinosaurs!
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wtf elon
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:53 AM
Fart jokes haven’t been funny since like 5th grade
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 10:38 AM
I dispute that - a properly-timed fart joke can definitely be funny. But that? That's, err... kinda gratuitous.
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 10:39 AM
Can’t you replace sounds? Bruh on turn signal
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 1:34 PM
I know that feeling 🙂
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/09/2020 2:28 PM
Hah
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I wish
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is this why ‘cowboy beebop’ had a bonzai garden on thier ship? the sanity room
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Do eldrae have that issue?
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 5:16 PM
Anything that would trip that would trip “fugly” first, so it never came up
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 5:20 PM
And I'd think if they ever did have that problem, it'd have been very high on the list of things to patch out, once psychdesign came along.
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 7:20 PM
Poly tix
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 7:22 PM
Ew
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 7:58 PM
that's just wrong!
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Memetic Hazard living up to his name yet again
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 8:04 PM
Quite so.
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Ugh now I have to go back to the psychdesign shop to get a mental block for this image
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Isn't there a law against posting memetic hazards on public fora?
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And if not, what soph do I talk to about getting one passed?
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 8:17 PM
It was mostly for the poly ticks injoke here
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Sorry for such an awful image
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 8:21 PM
It was funny, I'll grant, but disturbing!
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(doubly so since I came home yesterday to find one of my windows covered in stinkbugs)
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Hah!
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Congratulations, you played yourself
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We shall conquer this planet and all Tim Horton's on it!
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I thought they were Cadians?
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you dare suggest that Cadians are Khornate?
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DIE, HERETIC!
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blam
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Dude, have you heard the Imperial Guard’s VAs in Dawn of War?
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so?
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they are loyal servants of the emperor (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 8:49 PM
The sheer amount of war that the IOM does, and the reverence of it, feeds Khorne
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isn't the iom mostly engaged in defensive wars tho?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 8:50 PM
Depending on how you define "defensive".
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Their ops against Orks, Tyranids and Chaos can be comfortably called that.
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Against Tau and Eldar, less so. Drukhari, err...
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Well... Um, ok, that's defense.
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the rapey torture bois feeding slaanesh
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 8:51 PM
And Necrons, well, that varies all over the place, because the Necrons are pretty much universally bonkers.
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(I like that they got revised away from being one-note omnicidals)
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Most dynasties seem genocidal, some might want slaves.
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And that one guy has his collection
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and then there's one or two that are pretty chill
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So the only actual offensive wars are with Tau and Eldar
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Compared to Orks, Tyranids, Chaos, Drukhari, some Necrons, and various rebellions
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Of course now the Ynnead are bringing the Aeldari together under the banner of the death god
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but they're also kind of allies with the Imperium because of Guilliman's girlfriend
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 8:59 PM
Which, especially if they can get the Tau and the, err, less bananas Necrons on board, is maybe the one hope the galaxy has.
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(Sic the two heggie swarms on each other and hope they take long enough to get out of the quagmire that they can find a way to deal with Chaos, then hope someone can miracle up a way to deal with the surviving swarm)
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Orks are the other swarm?
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:01 PM
And pray that chaos doesn’t buddy up with the orcs and nids
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maybe use fancy Eldar/Necron tech to revive Big E
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“So, who thought it would be a good idea to feed the Tyranids an all-you-can-eat buffet of Ork genetic traits and memory?”
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“We could maybe feed the green nids to the Kroot?”
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BLAM!
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Ah, good point
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“No.”
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just exterminatus every planet the green nids are on
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It's a goner anyways
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Chaos wouldn’t “buddy up” with the Orks or ‘nids. They might try to possess the Hive Mind.
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The kroot already eat Orks
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:04 PM
Kroot have learned to NOT eat nids
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However, they refuse to eat Tyranids, smell wrong.
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Would be great if they did, tho
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On the plus side their Shapers can detect Genestealers
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Yeah, but at this point we’ve already created spaceworthy Orks with a serious hunger problem. It may not be the time for more bright ideas.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:05 PM
All you get is kroot-based genestealer cults
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:05 PM
Trouble is, if you don't pit them against each other, both nearly have the resources to swamp everyone under on their own.
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Unless, of course, the Imperium or the Eldar can pull out some miracletech.
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Or Necrons, maybe - they can star-kill...
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Like reviving Big E or maybe NON-WARP FTL TRAVEL?!
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:05 PM
Have a combo of tau tech, eldar minds, and necron robotics to create your own swarm
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:05 PM
Luring most a hive fleet to a star system and dumping strangelets into the primary might get their attention.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:06 PM
Orks can be comfortably controlled by pointing at other orks and at chaos. Orks are extremely resistant to chaos and suspected by th e eldar to have been made as a biological weapon against chaos
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Which actually makes some sense
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Like themselves
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:06 PM
OTOH, there's a good reason the Empire of the Star says "no, do not do that thing - it is very likely worse than whatever you're dealing with", so, err, maybe don't do that.
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This is 40k
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Could it really be worse?
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After the Rift?
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:07 PM
There’s quite literally nowhere to go but up Does false vacum affect the warp?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:07 PM
Every star going supernova would probably not improve matters.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:07 PM
And isn't there a "if we're doomed we're taking you with us" last resort eldrae plan?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:07 PM
Among them, the one I mentioned. DYSPEPTIC FLARE HELLFIRE, IIRC?
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You add Ork psychic-tech, resilience, and auto-respawn to all the already fun traits and appetites of the Great Devourer? It’s worse. It’s a lot worse.
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Which is saying something given the existing situation.
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(Hell, if I were leading the Eldar, I’d seriously consider strapping a bunch of craftworlds together, loading up a fuckton of groceries, and beating feet for Andromeda, or the nearest other Not Totally Fucked galaxy.)
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:10 PM
Aren’t the Nids on the run from something?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:10 PM
Maybe - it's been hinted but never confirmed
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Is that where the ‘Nids came from?
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What @Unknown said earlier. Combine Imperium, Eldar, Necron, and Tau tech to make a self-replicating swarm of killbots programmed to not attack humans, Eldar, Tau, Kroot, Vespid, Necrons, etc. unless they're corrupted (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:10 PM
Possibly running from other 'nids
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I thought they were on the run from empty larders.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:11 PM
I'd buy that.
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@Zarpaulek TRIANGULUM IT IS
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:12 PM
Also, if I were Lion El'Jonson, I'd be thinking of doing something similar with The Rock, though I suppose that wouldn't be very Dark Angel-ish.
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What does Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to do with anything
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Other than probably being the God-Emperor of Mankind, I mean
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:13 PM
The Rock is the DA home base/mobile assault base thingama inside a huge asteroid/midsize moon.
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Ah right
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:13 PM
I'm not sure if craftworlds can do that; they orbit the galaxy and many didn't have enough delta v to get clear of the Eye, suggests they can't hit galactic escape velocity
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:14 PM
Maybe if they strap on Tau slow-FTL drives...
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Don't the Tau use Alcubierre drives?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:14 PM
They never say exactly what they are.
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:14 PM
Theory: the warp exists all over the universe. Everyone else is going through stuff like this, or are like the Tau were. Everyone has their own variety of Chaos.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:14 PM
DA would never, they think they have a sacred charge to redeem the Fallen, so they can't abandon them
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:14 PM
But more or less they're expies of Star Trek warp drive.
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They skim the surface of the Warp, last I heard.
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@Unknown that would suck
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:15 PM
Yeah, without going deep enough to need a Gellar field
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(It usually gets handwaved as "safe but slow")
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then why the fuck does the imperium not use it?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:15 PM
Because it's pokey
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:15 PM
The nids are just someone’s VNs.
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Enderminion 01/09/2020 9:15 PM
and slow
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why would you ever make a biological vn?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:16 PM
The Tau take years to cross their own little pocket empire, which is something along the lines of a few hundred parsecs across
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Ah, I see
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:16 PM
biovn what was available for some distant unknowable exgal species. (edited)
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Worst solution: chaos gods pop up based on masses of sophont emotion roiling up the warp. Quick solve for chaos: kill enough people that the emoting drops below the critical level.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:17 PM
But for an Eldar implementation of NIGHTFALL ASUNDER / FINAL ZENITH, Tau warpskimmers would be better than being stuck, and better than feeding themselves to Slaanesh.
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At 100c, that's 25,000 years to get to Andromeda
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:17 PM
@Overmind If I understand correctly, that's pretty much what the omnicidal Necrons are trying to do.
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Sure, but craftworlds are actually very nearly built for that kind of endurance.
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But Eldar have bs eldrae lifespans (as do humans, actually, apparently even un-augmented ones live for centuries)
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Just don’t do it via war. You need a peaceful omnicode, or you’re just making Khorneflakes.
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Glad to see someone solved human aging before the galaxy went to shit
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:19 PM
Humans can live a few hundred years unless they're Astartes or Custodes; Eldar are good for 12k at least.
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Well, centuries unless you get killed in war, which is often
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:19 PM
(Eldrad is at least that old, Asdrubael Vect might be older)
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:19 PM
Vect's history got retconned
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Originally he was pre-fall eldar. Now he might have been born after in Commoragh. If he was pre-fall he was a slave
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:21 PM
Oh, yeah, that's the version I know
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Even if he was a slave pre-fall, that'd make him at least as old as Eldrad.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:21 PM
Post fall very likely STILL a slave, which says a LOT about his skill and ambition to be where he is now
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and also psychopathy
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:21 PM
The emotions by which sophs defeat chaos are the ones on which 1/2 of chaos feeds. This is the problem. Just use unthinking unfeeling swarms!
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:21 PM
Psychopathy is a VIRTUE there
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Also, Drukhari have that whole “eating your soul slowly” thing
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@Unknown Anger and cunning?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:22 PM
Psychopathy is practically mandatory to survive Comorragh.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:22 PM
Or at least low empathy
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Without a tortured existence as food
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2020 9:22 PM
High empathy feeds Slaanesh
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:22 PM
Along with a high ambition and extensive sadism.
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:23 PM
It’s easy to fall into deep overcomplex schemes and bloodthirst when fighting chaos. And what do T and K specialize in?
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oh god
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:24 PM
Just so.
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maybe things would be better if chaos weren't assholes
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:25 PM
Oh, to be sure 🙂
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Which might be what the Big E was trying.
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:25 PM
T may not be as famous, and isnt memed, and yet he’s created a scenario that is easiest solved by removing all sentient or sophont life.
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The nids were engineered to do this is my theory
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Then wait 2 billion years for sophonts to evolve again and tell them not to be assholes?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:28 PM
Which I think is what the 'crons were thinking - eliminate them all with robotic, dispassionate precision.
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(And I think for whatever reason Chaos doesn't do robots, although that doesn't actually make much sense. But then, 40k seems to have a species of vitalism, so...)
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:29 PM
The nids are alive to passivly project an anti warp, anti chaos feild. Its a feature of the bugs
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well then future species are confined to STL
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which I guess is much better than Chaos
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2020 9:31 PM
STL or whatever the Tau and Necrons do, or the Webway
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(Necron FTL I call "bullshit drive" - they just kinda... magically go ultra-fast)
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Ontotech
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Modifies the physics in the local region to be Newtonian or have a much higher c
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:32 PM
no passion as well. Emotion builds chaos, remember? Take the eldar level of choicelessness relative to decadance and apply it to every thing. Some of the founding cultures are experts at this (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/09/2020 9:40 PM
And remember that what re-manifests from the warp, if they fail, will be cloaked in something societally acceptable. If the tau are influential, its gonna have a lot of leveling and blanding
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Keep in mind that everyone is AI-phobic thanks to the Men of Iron. Except the T’au who keep their drones dumb as a pterasquirrel and have their version of the Three Laws
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Wait. Tau WarpSkimmers + Eldraverse Stargates. Synergy?
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That is the arrangement Ring Dynamics worked out with the Frameshift drive people, yes.
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While the Aeldari letting Tau use their Webway seems the only way they could become a galactic power. As is there’s that fleet which got caught in a warp storm and somehow formed a permanent wormhole.
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If the Associated Worlds were transplanted into the WH40K ‘verse, how would the Empire most likely deal with the long-term threat of whoever wins the Orks vs. ‘Nids battle?
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 8:31 AM
one part "can we actually reason with the hivemind?", one part "oh, so their motherships in SPACE are vulnerable and have no ranged weapons? >:D" and potentially one part very carefully engineered nanoplague, although only if they need the BIG guns (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 8:47 AM
Sorry to star wars on main, but dark side>light side. You can have passion and determination on the dark side
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 8:51 AM
did you post that earlier?
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 8:56 AM
Yeah, but it was getting no traction.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 8:56 AM
I mean, it's not wrong - but I think it's pretty well acknowledged that Jedi philosophy is kinda fucky, ya?
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 8:58 AM
Its also noticeable that 1. Long range planning 2. Any degree of mass production and industry 3. Immortality and transmortality Are dark side related. Screw force lightning, I’d become a sith just to use the star forge!
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 9:01 AM
counter: the "modern" jedi philosophy is extreme compared to older, more relaxed ones that said only bad emotions are bad. However! Older philosophies had a habit of producing a LOT of dark siders who went on genocidal rampages. The modern jedi philosophy of "no emotions" isn't meant to be an ideal - they're just fine with non-jedi having all sorts of emotions! - it's a reaction to the slippery slope fallacy amongst powerful Force-users looking awfully non-fallacious. (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 9:03 AM
Its better than nothing, but the way it reacts to ex slaves is sus Ani should have been treated better (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 9:11 AM
Yeah, agreed
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Though, they probably don't find ex-slaves to be that unusal, given how much they seem to love slavery in the GFFA
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 9:12 AM
If they had a rehab program for ex slaves they could have kept ani from rolling with a bad crowd
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 9:16 AM
A fair point, that.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 9:18 AM
M.e.O.w.???
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 9:22 AM
Why would Jedi have a rehab program when they are only half a step from slaves themselves? None of them CHOSE to be Jedi, they were taken in as infants, not always from willing parents; they were raised as warriot-monks; and they're the unofficial army of the galactic government
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 9:23 AM
Thats why it rubbed ani the wrong way. No wonder he ran with Obviously Evil types!
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 9:24 AM
yep. Jedi don't see themselves as slaves because they can't be sold. They don't see the clones as slaves for the same reason. A lot of outsiders disagreed
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 9:26 AM
Anyone with a brain cell disagreed Theory: in star wars, all (semi) automated industial centers above a certain size, especially extractives, end up feeding on the dark side for some reason . Explains why all industry needs meat, why the Empire is in love with extratives, and is also shown on how the only k2 site is dripping in darkness
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 9:36 AM
I have seen a good theory once that there is no light and dark side, and that that was a simplification that in one of the many schisms either was accepted as fact, or just doesn't get taught to anyone that isn't doing high level theoretical stuff (sort of like how the layperson doesn't know Newtonian physics is bunk because hey it works) Instead, it's all about depth: the Force is like an ocean. The upper layers are full of life and comparatively safe, but the deeper you go the more the pressure increases and the more the water is moving YOU instead of you moving the water. Likewise, the more the powerful the Force you're channelling, the harder it is to bend it to your will instead of the same abstract destruction caused by any natural process in excessive quantities. The sort of person who CAN channel the Dark Side to high potencies is the sort of person who is trying to divert an tsunami through their personal will, and it strains the mind; only people with hyperfocus on a goal can pull it off. And the sorts of goals that REQUIRE that sort of bending the universe to your will + ability to pull it off tend to be the crazy meglomanic sorts. The ones wanting to use it for benevolent purposes lose their grip and swim back "up" to a more comfortable depth, or are crushed by the pressure and perish
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please yes
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Getting a mite politics-proximal, but I’ll allow it. And while we’re dancing along that edge:
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:18 AM
But back to the gffa So in the “force as depth”, it takes will and passion both not to end up kooky
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 10:22 AM
I was thinking that sure that'll carry you through the middle, but for the depths of the dark side you'll need to be either a megalomaniac or a well intentioned extremist to avoid getting your brain eaten
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:39 AM
But eldrae would still pop off in this version of the force
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 10:45 AM
at the very least, they'd figure out how to get deeper, safely, without having to go all automaton to pull it off
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annnnd have some that fall spectacularly and must be hunted down with Great Determination, because an ordinary Rogue can do enough damage even without the Force, thank you very much
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 11:30 AM
see, that meme requires knowing the previous memes 😛
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BUZZ LIGHTMILK #everydaysinmotion https://t.co/NxcW3QHiPe
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:20 PM
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It's actually just Zarya. The rest of the modules arrive at your door over a period of several years using various delivery methods. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:40 PM
hey I'd be happy to recieve a LEGO kit by STS or Soyuz
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 1:41 PM
Presumably each module comes with a lego proton with the bag in the fairing
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yes
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Or LEGO shuttle
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This is what it will look like
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Smol and Medium ones
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big version
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Comes with Soyuz, Progress, and a shuttle
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Apparently a future expansion set will include Dragon 1 & 2, CST-100 Starliner, Japanese HTV, European ATV, and Cygnus 🙂
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:48 PM
one day we'll need a centrifuge…
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On the ISS?
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Isn't it being decommissioned in 2024?
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2028, I believe. Formerly 2024, formerly 2020, formerly...
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:55 PM
I don't know if it'll be on the ISS but I wouldn't protest it either
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With a side-note to the effect that if they don't like the date we set, the Russians, bless 'em, may separate their modules and start their own space station. With blackjack! And hookers!
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That might be a problem, considering America owns the solar panels
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Oh, wait. Latest decommissioning date is now 2030 .
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:59 PM
The implication of a space station big enough to merit blackjack and hookers is a pleasing one…
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Yeah, the US technically own Zarya, too. So, I guess space piracy for Motherland! (Technically space privateering.)
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wait the US own Zarya?
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tf
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 1:59 PM
if it's being decommissioned anyway, could they claim salvage?
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Yeah. They built it, but we paid for it.
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I don't even think Zarya has enough juice on its arrays to power the entire ROS
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:00 PM
its arrays are probably toast by now to be honest
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Also, the truss has all the radiators
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They have an identical backup in storage, IIRC.
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Probably be best not to cook your blackjack and hookers :V (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:01 PM
puts away the drink bulbs dejectedly
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Also apparently the Russians still have to launch another module to the ISS per the original design
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Nauka
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Listen to our NEW EIC Podcast on iTunes HERE Up until now, NASA has never paid too much attention to Uranus – but now the space agency wants to take a good, long look. And one of the things it might be investigating is all that gas. A NASA group outlined four possible missi...
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Whoa... That could be interpreted in several very different ways.
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"NASA has never paid too much attention to Uranus - but now the space agency wants to take a good, long look."
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tfw nasa hits puberty
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If the Associated Worlds were transplanted into the WH40K ‘verse, how would the Empire most likely deal with the long-term threat of whoever wins the Orks vs. ‘Nids battle? Blow up the galactic core. Let the resulting quasarification deep-fry the hordes of hungry greenmeat. Meanwhile, surf the radiation wavefront out of the galaxy like a boss.
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how tho
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:51 PM
magsails
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SCIENCE!
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:52 PM
what he said
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(And Shkadov thrusters.)
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how to blow up the core?
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Moon sized CeeTee RKV?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:54 PM
oh don't worry they have ways
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(and if they decide that universe isn't worth saving—which is the kind of thing I imagine is the only way you could subvert an eldrae into omnicide—they probably have some good ideas on how one might cause a vacuum metastability collapse)
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Shkadov thrusters. Basically, you feed enough matter to the central supermassive black hole that it develops one of those quasar-style accretion disks that will barbeque several kinds of char out of everything in the surrounding galaxy via 32% efficient mass-energy conversion of fuckmegatons of matter.
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have you heard of the Caplan drive?
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What about my idea?
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Moon-sized hunk of CT moving at .9+c?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 2:57 PM
if it's an RKV it doesn't matter what it's made of
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This is, of course, a terrible, insane plan. But, hey, if you want to kill a galaxy on the cheap...
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@Tassadar Has no effect on a black hole, though. Hole eats it and goes "burp".
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What about on the Accretion disk?
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Shkadovs are cheaper and much less in need of the sort of control mechanisms easily fried by the core environment.
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Ah, in that case, not enough boom.
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(Galaxy-sterilizing is hard.)
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How much would you be dumpling into the black hole?
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dumping
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dammit
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I mean, if you need it done now , go Caplan. But if you want something that low-grade autoindustrialism can knock out a million or so of in a rad-soaked environment, go Shkadov.
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What's the difference between the two?
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Idea: Take all of the stars apart and rebuild them into red dwarfs for maximum efficiency, then repack them into a red globular galaxy. Enclose the whole thing in a Matrioshka brain a hundred light years across. Use those computational resources to deduce the most hurtful possible thing to say to the Andromedans and beam it to them.
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Eh, I haven't run the numbers, but let's say we're feeding the accretion disk a million nice juicy stars or so.
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Okay. I think I underestimated the scale.
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You would also want some sort of telescope array, so you can more accurately view the Andromedans to generate a more targeted insult.
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(I don't have a good source yet for specifically mass of the disk vs. mass of the hole.)
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Could they use ontotech to cause the black hole to do whatever? I would assume that an impending threat of that magnitude would pretty much be an instant CASE SKYSHOCK-- what type of skyshock would a full-scale 'nid invasion be?
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As for the Shkadov, unlike the active Caplan drive upthread, a Shkadov thruster is basically a hemispherical light-sail (like, say, half a Dyson sphere) gravitationally coupled to the star. No moving parts!
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Okay.
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At that point, we're into extremely undefined area of space magic. Most ontotech won't do much to a black hole for the same reason everything else won't do much to a black hole, but. Hmm.
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I wonder what would happen if - and this is not anything that will be ending up in canon soon, possibly ever - you hacked the gravitational constant.
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My thought exactly.
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Drop the Gravitational Constant to (almost) nil in the volume in and around the black hole == KABOOM!
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What else could they do?
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I don't think that would be all that useful, though. Changing the strength of gravity would alter the radius of the event horizon, but it won't do anything to the singularity, which is functionally a point. (And nulling it out entirely to expose the singularity is the sort of experiment that should best be done in someone else's universe.)
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For some reason I thought that they had the ability to basically hack the universe and manipulate it to their will?
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That's later.
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That's what a fully mature ontotechnology does. It ain't fully mature.
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What?
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So they can't just nope the 'nid swarm out of existence?
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In the immediate term, it occurs to me, being stuck in that galaxy might be one of those times to dig into the forbidden weapon files and dig out BACKFIRE FULMINATION.
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Which is to say, the diproton bomb.
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Which is?
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What does it do?
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Basically, it's an ontopathic weapon that nudges the strong interaction coupling constant up a skosh. Doing that makes 2He stable.
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Applied to a star, that makes hydrogen fusion accelerate. A lot . Instant supernova.
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What about CALYX HOLLOW? ADHAÏC PARASOL?
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The application, in this case, being to cover the preparations for getting out of this hell-galaxy by surrounding civilized space with a nice big dead zone. (edited)
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DYSPEPTIC FLARE HELLFIRE? (I just looked that up)
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This one's safer to use while you're still in the galaxy.
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Maybe as a 'scorched earth' parting shot?
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But as a general prompt response to being stuck in that galaxy full of crazy , and assuming we're playing by SKYSHOCK rules, I can definitely see going with the "let's make a hundred-light-year deep dead zone around civilized space, and make it nice and clear that any time we see something from outside heading into the dead zone, we'll make it bigger right there," option.
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What SKYSHOCK case would the 'nid invasion fleet be?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:25 PM
I'm not sure that a heggie swarm is a SKYSHOCK to be honest
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on account of still being kind of in context
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:26 PM
Does the rest of the 40k verse come with the swarm? Or just an exgal swarm?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:26 PM
as in, they've dealt with hedgemonizing swarms before
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so unless tyrranids have something special…
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I was thinking more because of scale if nothing else.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:28 PM
Eh, sure—the Worlds, much less the Empire of the Star itself, are pretty small compared to the galaxy.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:30 PM
wow they went through a lot of effort to come in from multiple directions didn't they
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(or they didn't and the Milky Way is just embedded thoroughly in the leading edge)
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The swarm itself isn't a SKYSHOCK. It's just big.
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:33 PM
Any variety of bona fide space magic is
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But it's entirely inside context. The closest might be LEAD, which is "technologically superior berserker probes", but that, they aren't. Hm. Or maybe BLACK, for "ex-threats from beyond the far horizon", but they may not even count as an ex-threat. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:36 PM
oof
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if tyrranids have an ego that's gotta be a hit
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Being ISOTed to the 40k galaxy would probably be several, starting with YELLOW ("physical laws just changed on us") and COLOURLESS ("extrauniversal incursion by forces unknown"), and maybe including a hypothetical BLACK variant to the effect of "suddenly, we're surrounded by assholes" [1]. Fortunately, this cosmos is devoid of alien space bats. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sen8Tn8CBA4
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:37 PM
The GFFA is merely yellow and black
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Yellow being the place where “oh crap, space magic is a thing” presumably lives
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Yeah, although there's a reasonably convenient solution to that problem right to hand.
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("VIVE LE ROBOLUTION!")
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:41 PM
Vitalism is a powerful thing
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:42 PM
try telling that to the robots, when they have a bunch of eldrae et al saying "actually you have just as much of a soul as the meatbags and we can prove it and we think you're people… and we also aren't a fan of slavers"
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With self-replicating eduviruses, even. And while it isn't stated directly in canon, the GFFA's infosec is worse than failure.
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:44 PM
Anti-cogitohazard programming can be bypasses with a memory wipe
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What would happen if the entirety of the Associated Worlds were transplanted into WH40K-verse?
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(If one astromech droid can make multiple superweapons his bitch...)
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@Tassadar Take off and nuke the galaxy from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:47 PM
Throw the whole galaxy away
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 3:47 PM
How effective would the Worlds' worth of stargates be at nuking the galaxy if they all just happened to experience Visser collapse at once? V:
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It would take too long?
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:49 PM
First thing after realizing that the warp exists, and making sure no ontotech got broken/possessed, is to check the extratalactic probes to see if the warp is universal
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Seriously, it's a hundred billion stars occupied exclusively (within delta of, anyway) by dogmatic non-cooperators, rabid xenophobes, hegemonizing swarms, violent lunatics, and omnicidal maniacs. You don't have to be Bellipotent in all his warmind-archai glory to figure out that the winning strategy in this scenario is Be Somewhere Else.
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I thought you mentioned somewhere that the Transcend could get an upgrade from the Warp(?) in the WH40K 'verse?
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Just speculating on the basis that we already have an example of what collective consciousnesses look like in the Warp.
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But in general, look at the scale. You're a relatively small cluster in an entire galaxy of people who are utterly bound and determined to make life as miserable for each other and usually themselves as possible, and if you stay there, someone's going to try to make you play their stupid games and win their stupid prizes.
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 3:55 PM
And theres a living breathing cogitohazard
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So, y'know, there are some speculations one can make as to what to do in the absence of any other choices, but given what a wretched place the 40k galaxy is, it's kind of hard to see why a sensible civilization with the ability wouldn't start quietly cranking out stellar thrusters and otherwise planning to get the hell out of Dodge. Even if you're going to spend the next 100,000 years as a small star cluster alone in the intergalactic void, it still looks good by comparison.
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I don't know how easy it would be for the Tyranid fleets to interdict and/or destroy any ships/fleets/planets which are exiting the galaxy. How extensive is the Tyranid presence outside of the galaxy?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 4:00 PM
"a" living, breathing cognitohazard
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 4:00 PM
Why not ask the andromea and MC probes and missions what they see?
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"'nids, 'nids everywhere!"
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 4:01 PM
<Error: signal loss>
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 4:02 PM
"it's covered in bees!"
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And before I exit this for the day, if you want another option for the not-leaving case, try this on: fire up ADHAÏC CALYPSE in full self-replicating autonomous swarm fleet mode, take off the strategic limitation locks, and instruct it that anything that leaves atmo anywhere in the galaxy without a confirmed friendly IFF code is to become vapor. Stat.
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(This breaks so many of the local rules of war, but hey, it's a SKYSHOCK.)
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 4:05 PM
Its not like the 40k galaxy isn’t chock full of war criminals
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And when I say "full self-replicating", I do mean "exponential growth mode".
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Of course, by 40K thematics, this will inevitably lead to the rise of Skaainet, Chaos God of Self-Replicating War Machines, but...
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2020 4:09 PM
I think I'd be fine with a Chaos God of Awesome
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 4:10 PM
If they tau managed to be on top of the heap, “pikaard, god of blandness and leveling” would pop up
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 6:48 PM
thhhhpt
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 6:49 PM
After all, chaos just corrupts whatever emotion/ideal is prominent
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 8:20 PM
nah, look at what Farsight was like once he broke his shackles
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Jedi don't see themselves as slaves because they can't be sold. Doylistically, that’s what I refer to as the Standard American Fallacy. All the learnings about the local form seems to have left most people under the impression that all slavery is chattel slavery and everything else isn’t. Hell, maybe even only plantation-style chattel slavery counts.
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Also, I think in the eldrae case, they get to be very proud of these technological terrors they’ve constructed.
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 10:07 PM
yeah. I have had people, exclusively from the USA, tell me that I am "wrong" and usually that I am immoral and a hideous person, if I write slavery in a classical sense. Because that's different to the plantation slavery and clearly that's the only sort of slavery right?
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:08 PM
They would flex any assembled super weapon. Presumably also gold-plate it to stunt
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 10:27 PM
Wait... wait... saying that non-chattel slavery is still slavery is somehow immoral?
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I'm American, and that's flat-out confusing.
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 10:28 PM
that by writing slavery "wrong" I was somehow "fetishising" it
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 10:29 PM
That's bloody bizarre.
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Maybe it's some kind of defense mechanism to avoid having to adimt that the American form of chattel slavery was somewhat unusually horrible even by the standards of slavers.
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 10:29 PM
granted, there are also churchians who think that writing two characters with an age gap is "pedophillia" or two different races is "fetishising" one of them
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 10:30 PM
GRR ARGH.
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:30 PM
Yeah, the standard reaction to bad things in history is to act like we were the only ones to do it like that Meanwhile, actual pedos and fetishizers go free.
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Granted, I’ve seen “the Civil War was about state rights” folks claim Arabic slavery was worse than American.
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Never mind that the Christian Byzantines also paid extra for eunuchs
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 10:34 PM
Now I have been hit with the damn race thing
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:34 PM
That too Either “its only us” or “its not us” It gets bizarre when talking about “western expansion” Also: romewas a slaver state so hard that it caused their fall
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Contributed, for sure
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Ironically they developed serfdom in an attempt to halt the economic collapse
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sdschildberg 01/10/2020 10:36 PM
Yeah. But on a lighter note, because being depressive is hostile to life and sanity, have marvel: the anime https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLk-Si0ZAL1_KDL9wwcfFVzmMce4W8uSrz
Show of hands - who here liked the manga better? I’m a fan of the light novels myself!!
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 10:36 PM
Interesting!
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sdschildberg 01/11/2020 12:12 AM
crossover with series w space magic buinov 1 month later
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0111narwhalz 01/11/2020 4:58 AM
• experienced in guerilla warfare
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Morgrim Moon 01/11/2020 5:03 AM
actually they have very small wings
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almost all the 'emu' wing stock art I'm seeing aren't emu, they're rhea
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sdschildberg 01/11/2020 9:15 AM
Its telling that most “who would win” discussions between ST and SW begin in the latter fandom
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/11/2020 2:18 PM
A biut, yeah
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Related question to @Tassadar’s: What if the Associated Worlds got teleported to a 40k where everyone actually has their shit together and is fighting Orks/Tyranids/Chaos exclusively?
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0111narwhalz 01/11/2020 6:12 PM
that's not 40k
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Enderminion 01/11/2020 6:12 PM
that's not 40k
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It retains the epicness while removing the stupidity
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Therefore it’s better
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Enderminion 01/11/2020 6:28 PM
it's supposed to be a Grimdark setting
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/11/2020 7:16 PM
That's what you get when you take 40k and make it nobledark
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sdschildberg 01/11/2020 7:28 PM
40k js supposed to be strongly metastable
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Individual planets, craftworlds, septs, or Rogue Trader dynasties might be up for cooperation, but the overall galaxy is really xenophobic.
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Heck, a Rogue Trader might be the best point of contact for the Worlds.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/11/2020 7:34 PM
Yeah, probably, or maybe one of the more tolerant craftworlds
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/12/2020 7:28 PM
which game is thisss
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it's on the tip of my tongue
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This could work, but be sure to filter the water really well https://addictivescience.kemono.cafe/comic/coffe-break/
Slice of life comic about a mad scientist, featuring mad science, magic and whatever the author found funny that week.
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sdschildberg 01/12/2020 8:26 PM
Theory: the dark side eats cause-passion just like it eats self-passion. The slippery slope is slippery for everyone (edited)
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"Mountains"
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 11:17 AM
at least it's not Landed at the Sun's launchpad
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Have you heard of the tragedy of B1046 the wise?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2020 10:39 PM
did we just lose it
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2020 9:28 AM
were DARTS involved?
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I love how half the people guessed the Mediterranean
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2020 9:29 AM
"where is this country?" "In the middle of the ocean"
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between australia and new zealand is making me giggle
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As is Canada
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And Nebraska
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Broke: PDC Turret
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Woke: Dynamic Automated Kinetic Kill Apparatus
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MarcusAurelius 01/14/2020 1:36 PM
@Morgrim Moon @KAL_9000 don’t underestimate the combined powers of ignorance, not giving a shit, and intentional trolling of a poll
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https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1214200102967029760 Right, then. Definitely Ark Ship B.
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:20 PM
Taking bets: Autism will come up as a something absolutely horrible. In a world of woo and emotion and literal emotion feilds, autism is eldritch
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"vaccines bad" will come up at multiple points during the autism shaming
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:22 PM
“If you aren’t hyper social (even for NT people), your vibes are rancid” will be said
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MarcusAurelius 01/14/2020 2:23 PM
Bonus points if they call it “emotionally crippled”
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:24 PM
^
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And something about mothers, too
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:27 PM
“Mothering instinct”
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no doubt citing Kanner
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:29 PM
These types, with all their “Being ND is worse than dying”, “mothering instinct”, “family and soil”, sound awfully familiar
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:29 PM
if you're ND do you get a Nicholl-Dyson beam?
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Lady also apparently sells eggs to put in your vagina to adjust your "hormone balance"
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So apparently humours are back in vogue
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:35 PM
10 bucks says the horomone stuff is un/officially meant to modify emotion set to please SO.
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I like how it looks like the lady is sinking into a cartoon vagina, with the tagline being "Reach New Depths".
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:40 PM
could we… digress?
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urgently? :V
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Summary: goop bad
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Digress at will
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meta digression
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:46 PM
join ToughSF and you can get a gigantic number of channels for a highly active server!
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check the toughsf member list 🙂
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:47 PM
yes I know you're there
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:V
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:47 PM
#biotech is the official cursed channel
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:47 PM
and no I'm not checking the member list because it takes too damn long to scroll through
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there are a couple of cursed channels V:
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#everything_else is where the HK news comes in
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#laws_and_enforcement is where the authoritarian regimes live
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:49 PM
Biotech for being plain gross Future tics/philo, human future, society and economics, and occasionally law for being ideological arguments.
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We need to close future ticks
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 2:50 PM
who "we"
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:51 PM
It’s keeping economics and law sane. Its also the Grug containment room
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It's obvious that Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism is the only way to go
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Sweetie BOT 01/14/2020 2:51 PM
COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE
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@Sweetie ok mccarthy
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 2:51 PM
Didn’t know that feature still worked Keeping cringe in one or 2 channels keeps the rest sane.
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 7:19 PM
Live updating this post as I listen... - Trevorrow's draft is from 12.16.16 (a week before Carrie's death) - Title is DUEL OF THE...
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Somehow simultaneously better and worse than TRoS
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 7:45 PM
It isn’t as much of flashy images with no connection And feels more lile SW should
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Keep in mind that its a 1st draft
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 8:11 PM
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 8:13 PM
The sith sacred texts are just picture books of cursed images
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I always thought they were memetic hazards
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You have to train to resist them
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sdschildberg 01/14/2020 8:15 PM
Ancient alien “mind-killing” images. Because memetics is a dead science to them @KAL_9000 one of the images says “stratarchy of warrior philosophy” on the back ofc (edited)
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It also explains why droids can’t speak sith: its the (1) meme defense that culture remembers
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2020 8:43 PM
@Unknown MLP would probably depress the shit out of Ani
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It's just throwing almost everything he had, and lost, into his face again
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/14/2020 9:54 PM
Darth Vader is Nightmare Moon?
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sdschildberg 01/15/2020 4:14 PM
And both fail to maintain self-motivation capacity!
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What does that say respectively about the two brothers?
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Nothing
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The flame doesn’t have a formed evil, but if they did it would look like the Taken and act like Discord’s nasty cousin
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I am extremely confused by this
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Downvote. Not a giant crab.
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I know some very nice xenosophonts who happen to be giant crabs
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 9:27 AM
giant enemy crab
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2020 9:27 AM
keep away from Redorans
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 9:28 AM
🦀 the crabs are gone 🦀
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don't worry, soon Carcinisation will kick in and we'll have new crabs
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Everything Becomes Crabs
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 9:33 AM
crabsume
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Why is NASA selling ad space on SLS?
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 9:36 AM
don't worry, they won't paint the tank
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TIL I learned of crabs 12'-13' across, which is one fucking huge arthropod.
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TIL this exists
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 9:46 AM
Theory: crossovers cause all franchises present to sink to the lowest common denominator. Evidence: how trek is handled in crossover
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2020 9:48 AM
all crossovers are bad
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t. the writer of KancolleXSW
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the fuck
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 9:49 AM
^
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Sans should not be in smash
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why the ABSOLUTE FUCK is there a Kancolle/Star Wars crossover
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 9:52 AM
“Ships of empire cool”
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 9:52 AM
there's probably a Rule about that
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 10:13 AM
Thonk tier product that actually exists: star trek, the TTRPG
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@Zarpaulek
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wtf, spongebob promotional twitter account?
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 12:18 PM
wait since when did Patrick have a job
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also my thoughts
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2020 12:23 PM
furrfu
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@Jade Nekotenshi elaborate
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2020 12:27 PM
The whole krusty krab krew thing. Maybe it's just that I've heard about the other KKK so bloody often that any reference that smells like that sets off my "oh god not this again" alarms.
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yep that's the meme
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2020 1:34 PM
I love internet historian
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Screams in calculus
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Jim is the NASA administrator
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2020 4:17 PM
I'm pretty sure Bridenstine isn't in COG plans at all
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Not to get into the poly ticks
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sdschildberg 01/16/2020 5:17 PM
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@Unknown heresy against the true god-emperor
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 1:41 PM
selfless hero goes “why do I need to be needed?” and has problems when people in their life move on
Its almost like being self-less means having nothing left when by yourself
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 1:52 PM
The curse of selfless heroes hits much harder when they helped their companions learn to love themselves and live for themselves.
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 2:00 PM
We will ignore liberty prime for now
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 4:32 PM
Quentin Tarantino intends to film and direct 5 episodes of Bounty Law, spun off from Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood. He won't direct a Star Trek.
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January 2020 represented by SpongeBob
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Wait, what's up in China?
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it's the
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P A N D E M I C
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 9:01 PM
apparently it's spread to Thailand
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 9:02 PM
Anyone wanna move to greenland?
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sdschildberg 01/17/2020 10:35 PM
Smol brain: elves are smug due to <insert over complicated lore> Undersized brain: elves are smug due to their culture in re to something, usually the environment Brain: elves are smug due to their ancient civilization and being sufficiently advanced Big brain: elves are smug over military might Galaxy brain: they are smug over being smug
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How rude!
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Not particularly out-of-character for the sky god though
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/18/2020 5:27 PM
haha, indeed not
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The solution is obvious: destroy Jupiter.
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Morgrim Moon 01/18/2020 7:44 PM
okayyes. the one and only time I played the Halo campaign I managed to cram one of those purple hover craft into the elevator leading down to the Flood <.<;
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sdschildberg 01/18/2020 8:12 PM
If we can call event horizon a 40k prequel Than apollo 18 is a Destiny prequel
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0111narwhalz 01/19/2020 1:35 AM
"destroy Jupiter" Danny2462 has quite a lot of research on that subject V:
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2020 8:20 AM
Only makes sense if you think of loading bars as measuring time remaining
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Which they often are no
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They're not actually measuring anything.
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0111narwhalz 01/19/2020 8:56 AM
they're indicators, not meters
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They're measuring How Often The Programmer Bothered To Call The Progress Bar Update Function.
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(Also, how much time he spent learning the API to measure progress of whatever he's doing. Most software has very fucked up file-copy progress bars because learning how to use bytes-copied callback functions is hard, but counting files is easy. So copying one file always goes straight from 0% to 100%, since 1 is 100% of 1.)
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This is one place where I will give kudos to windows: the dual progress bars of windows installers is a good design.
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sdschildberg 01/19/2020 5:43 PM
Thought: I wonder if anyone has deliberately tried to invoke brutalist design in their Minecraft builds
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Morgrim Moon 01/19/2020 6:22 PM
I've seen it at least once
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From Planet Knowledge:  The inscription has been painstakingly examined and translated by classicist and epigrapher Dr Roger Tomlin. It reads: ‘ab urbe v[e]n[i] munus tibi gratum adf(e)ro acul[eat]um...
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Start the new rescue helicopter!
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HEY!
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Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2020 6:15 PM
"Did humans wind up on Australia by doing that evil genie pact where they asked to live on a beautiful tropical island but the catch is that the island actively tries to kill you?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/20/2020 6:16 PM
it's a monkeys paw wish
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/20/2020 6:41 PM
Thamus Panmegas tethneke 😉
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2020 6:42 PM
if you're cold they're cold—bring them inside
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2020 6:52 PM
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@0111narwhalz Unless they're a Great Pyrenees, who go out of their way to nap on the biggest snowdrift they can find.
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2020 7:24 PM
Or huskies, similar
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While exploring the dusty catacombs of a Pharaoh's tomb, intrepid explorers AC Stuart and Kat Swenski discovered an ancient relic that imbued them with the power to see the story behind any animated GIF. In a separate incident, they were bitten by a radioactive cartoonist. Th...
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Morgrim Moon 01/21/2020 6:02 AM
that's not an aussie numberplate
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it looks south-east asian
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sdschildberg 01/21/2020 5:20 PM
Rancid trope of the day: robots that cannot break their programming being hacked into submission This includes nutcase bots
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sdschildberg 01/21/2020 10:27 PM
The CATS movie is so utterly cursed that it might as well be a meme weapon
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BluejayHurricane 01/21/2020 11:27 PM
I think for that to be true it has to be spreadable?
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sdschildberg 01/21/2020 11:28 PM
The vast majority of people seeing it are coming in to see if it’s really that cursed (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/21/2020 11:29 PM
True. Friend and I are thinking of grabbing it once it's on DVD just to heckle
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BluejayHurricane 01/21/2020 11:30 PM
MST3King it means that it isn’t a very good weapon, though. I do agree that sounds fun, but the movie holds very little of that fun.
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Morgrim Moon 01/21/2020 11:31 PM
Hm. Are any of the songs done well enough to be worthy of grabbing as covers?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 8:37 AM
Oof
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Ooooof
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OoOoOoOoF
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2020 8:44 AM
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Is that a sword?
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2020 8:56 AM
I think it might be a steel ruler
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Was that you or someone else?
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2020 8:57 AM
someone else
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Oh.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 8:59 AM
Is that a horse or wolf
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2020 8:59 AM
horse
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 9:00 AM
Surreal
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Unreal.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 10:16 AM
Solar electric eh
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It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut
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sdschildberg 01/22/2020 12:07 PM
Cursed teir class: artificer necromancer Because “I wished we were playing Eclipse Phase” is sometimes too direct
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i mean yeah?
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sdschildberg 01/22/2020 12:10 PM
Artificer multiclasses are just memes in general
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Cursed ascension (690 AT, colorized)
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"topologically a dog is a sphere"
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Incorrect. It has a digestive tract. Topologically, a dog is a torus.
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"assuming it keeps its mouth shut and neglecting internal organs"
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When it rains...
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/22/2020 1:05 PM
Uff da.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/22/2020 1:10 PM
No, no, that's the weaselfield.
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in 2020 we are giving Pluto the JUSTICE he DESERVES he has FIVE MOONS- a whole SQUAD Pluto has an ATMOSPHERE his 👏 snow 👏 is 👏 RED 👏 yes his orbit is slow BUT HE GETS WHERE HE NEEDS TO GO Pluto is a PLANET and deserves to be addressed as such 😤 @neilty...
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ok this is actually pretty good
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Okay but venus needs to actually have jungles
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ok fair
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maybe move luna to venus
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grind up phobos and deimos to make the rings since mars won't need them anymore
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Jaturn would actually be smaller. Jupiter is already on the threshold of the point where gravity starts compressing a gas giant more than added material can increase its size.
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Replace Jupiter and Saturn with Jool
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/22/2020 3:01 PM
Isn't there essentially a maximum radius for a planet in any case, and Jupiter is pretty much there?
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(Like, radius doesn't really increase until you get into stars, where radiation pressure counters gravity)
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it varies, i think
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that guy, for instance, is actually slightly less massive than jupiter
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it has a especially low density, probably due to high internal temperature
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but yeah, once you get around 10x+ jupiter masses it starts supporting deuterium (and lithium) fusion, so it officially becomes a brown dwarf instead
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 3:30 PM
@Jade Nekotenshi A little short of it I think but yeah
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 3:42 PM
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me tbh^
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/23/2020 11:51 AM
If I find out i live in a plague inc game I will just come apart
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0111narwhalz 01/23/2020 11:53 AM
only if that's one of the symptoms
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sdschildberg 01/23/2020 4:27 PM
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coronavirus (edited)
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The photo above is the closest humanity has ever come to creating Medusa. If you were to look at this, you would die instantly.  The image is of a reactor core lava formation in the basement of the...
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:29 PM
Untrue facts
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Alternative facts?
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:30 PM
Yes it was highly radioactive but it was not THAT bad
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You could safely look at it for a full 20 seconds
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wow, a full 20 seconds!
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:31 PM
20 seconds is a long time to stand next to lava :P
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Radioactive lava even
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/23/2020 8:31 PM
Is the before death, or "merely" radiation sickness?
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:31 PM
Which is what it was, artificial lava
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That's before radiation sickness. As in you could probably repeat it next week
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And apparently there’s some sort of black mold growing on it now
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I do not want to know what survives in THAT
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:33 PM
They did have to use a mirror but that wasn't because ir was killing the camera, it was fucking up the film
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/23/2020 8:34 PM
Deinococcus radiodurans is an extremophilic bacterium, one of the most radiation-resistant organisms known. It can survive cold, dehydration, vacuum, and acid, and is therefore known as a polyextremophile and has been listed as the world's toughest bacterium in The Guinness B...
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:35 PM
"Terrible bug that survives irradiation". Apt scientific nane
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Is it possible to learn this power?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/23/2020 8:37 PM
They've had issues with electronic drones at Chernobyl as well. Last I heard they were looking at hydraulics.
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Ah, here it is, fungi that use radiation instead of sunlight: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus
Radiotrophic fungi are fungi which appear to perform radiosynthesis, that is, to use the pigment melanin to convert gamma radiation into chemical energy for growth. This proposed mechanism may be similar to anabolic pathways for the synthesis of reduced organic carbon (e.g., ...
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I thought fungi didn’t normally photosynthesize?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2020 8:44 PM
Usually not, but these more or less do.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/23/2020 8:46 PM
Interesting possible insight into how photosynthetic cells started out.
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I love democracy
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For every cat girl that is drawn, another one of these comes into the world
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/23/2020 11:57 PM
sin
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Even more cursed
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Morgrim Moon 01/24/2020 6:37 AM
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When you try to use your smart umbrella but it has a virus https://imgur.com/t/staff_picks/XzfZLgd
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/24/2020 11:39 AM
Good assasination wepon
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/24/2020 12:10 PM
This is a case of a Pentex agent sending a bane-possessed fetish item against a strike team of Tradition mages
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It gets the upper hand for a second, then one of them says "oh piss on this" and goes all Harry Dresden.
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sdschildberg 01/24/2020 12:11 PM
Its a mimic
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0111narwhalz 01/24/2020 12:11 PM
I threw like five null reference exceptions while reading that
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/24/2020 12:15 PM
In the World of Darkness, Pentex is one of the villain factions from Werewolf, while Tradition mages are the good guys, or at least the not-always-bad-guys from Mage. Crossovers are a thing, and Pentex, since they basically work with something like elemental corruption, are perfectly good foes for mages. Banes are corruption spirits, and fetishes are items empowered by spirits.
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They take all kinds of forms, but "blade-legged crab-spider" is perfectly in character.
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Memetic Hazard has the correct reference.
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@0111narwhalz MH's reference is to Prey (2017)
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sdschildberg 01/24/2020 10:26 PM
Ah yes, the 4 alignments
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HONOLULU—Noting that the cephalopod’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine biologists at the University of Hawaii reported Friday that they had trained a highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage a mid-sized aluminum goods s...
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BluejayHurricane 01/25/2020 2:52 PM
Before humans become the standard way in which we make decisions, we need to consider the risks and ensure implementation of human decision-making systems does not cause widespread harm.
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BluejayHurricane 01/25/2020 3:04 PM
And also this, but I think this music may actually cause sanity loss, so have fun? The uncontrollable laughter has been interesting, so you may want to contain this one as a memetic weapon. https://sounddesignerjeans.tumblr.com/post/179165453673/easily-the-best-audio-post-ive-ever-made
a-ha like you've never heard them before - Take On Me Like You've Never Heard It Before Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
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I'm so sorry.
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sdschildberg 01/25/2020 3:12 PM
This but with cursed images
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If you put a mic up to Moloch this is what it sounds like
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Thought: Uno is an anagram of no u, which is why the Uno reverse card is so powerful
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ksp_irl
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That’s why you take the 40K route and crew your ship with serfs.
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sdschildberg 01/25/2020 7:22 PM
“Eventually, Jeb stopped thinking”
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wait what happened to jeb
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sdschildberg 01/25/2020 7:23 PM
Got sent into solar orbit w/o dV to return
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Thought: PornHub comments are so insightful because of post-nut clarity
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2020 12:32 PM
there's a joke here but I do not comprehend it
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Griffship Supergriffin
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As someone currently in school, I really agree with https://xkcd.com/519/. (edited)
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Kind of tempted to pointlessly write a blog post on it, since I brought my website back up this weekend.
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my uncle is explaining to me, a final year genetic engineering student, that preferring a boy child is not sexist because "boys carry the most important genetic components of the family line" and "a girl's genetic code changes when she is married off to another family" i'm...
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2020 2:15 PM
What the picklefucking hell?
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(Apparently the Cult of the Holy Testicle is really a thing... It's completely, utterly alien to me, but...)
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Isn't like, the only important gene on the Y chromosome SRY?
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I've seen some pretty stupid shit, but this is a whole new level of stupid.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 4:16 PM
@gollark what is he referring to
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with the homeroom text
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@KAL_9000 It's ancient world logic
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No idea. I was mostly referring to the actual image.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 4:16 PM
Male line > female line
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Men will inherit and naturally you don't want your daughter's children by an unrelated man to spoil everything
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Cynical, yes
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It's also logical, if really fucked up (edited)
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Patrilineality is kind of irrational, there’s not really any concrete way to know it’s his.
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Without DNA tests anyways
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 5:15 PM
It is. Hasn't changed most culture's view on it
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Men want their line to continue and succeed. Dead simple
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Even these days they get possessive about who marries their daughters and can rage if a child doesn't look like them
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sdschildberg 01/27/2020 5:18 PM
And usually obsess over making sure their kids are 1. Straight 2. Obsessed with relationships with the goal of reproduction 3. Lacking any interests
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 5:18 PM
I mean it's stupid because it only makes sense from a really skewed evolutionary perspective
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Selfish genes explain it all, yadda yadda.
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too relateable
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2020 1:36 AM
Why?
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Pair of docks
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2020 6:09 AM
I'm still not seeing a paradox? There's good reasons to have multiple docks in a close area, especially when those two are made for completely different types of boat
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It’s a pun. Much like two MDs or Ph. D.s in close proximity...
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2020 6:10 AM
oh
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adding that to my list of "clearly accent-dependant puns"
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this is brilliant
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@Xenoangel So like Rome?
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me_irl
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/28/2020 10:09 AM
😛
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BluejayHurricane 01/28/2020 11:04 AM
If that stick and net setup could catch an international space station, it could also probably launch one. For Science. You monster.
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Japan was a mistake.
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Is this too heavy?
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sdschildberg 01/28/2020 5:26 PM
Coercion isn’t always a gun to the head, after all
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2020 5:27 PM
@Zarpaulek Fuck, this has happened to me
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/28/2020 5:53 PM
That kind of crap happens to me annoyingly often.
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I kinda consider that paracoercion, but that's a fine line. It's still Distinctly Uncool.
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sdschildberg 01/29/2020 12:09 AM
Idea: you are isekaied, and you and your party must clean up after the other earthlings as well as local nasties
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Anarcho-Solipsism: It's your personal universe, so do whatever the fuck you want.
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NICE
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BluejayHurricane 01/29/2020 8:57 AM
Really limited platform, but it should move. I envy those engineers, just a bit.
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HMMMMMM
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Morgrim Moon 01/29/2020 9:14 AM
apparently, it's bceause both take inspiration from the same source
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/29/2020 9:14 AM
Debunked and more importantly discussed already (edited)
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https://twitter.com/SpaceForceDoD/status/1218335200964464650 ah yes, we will have to hide in space jungles
The first #SpaceForce utility uniform nametapes have touched down in the Pentagon. @EsperDoD @SecAFOfficial @SpaceForceCSO @GenDaveGoldfein @DeptofDefense @usairforce
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(I wonder if they know that space is black)
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Morgrim Moon 01/29/2020 9:19 AM
also gone over repeatedly: to summarise, the space force isn't big enough to have a unique base uniform, so they're taking the bog standard army uniform and putting different patches on
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Morgrim Moon 01/29/2020 9:20 AM
if it does get big enough to warrant its own base uniform, they'll figure out what colour it should be at that point
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sdschildberg 01/29/2020 9:20 AM
They are a glorified beurocatic office
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I can't help but imagine door gunners peeking out of the hatch of a space shuttle
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 10:27 AM
Also, the US is currently caught in this weird-ass debate between uniform, err, uniformity, and practicality.
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Oh, and service culture.
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So you get things like the Army and Marine Corps using different uniforms despite having similar needs, the Navy using a camo uniform inspired by - but not identical to - the Marine one despite not having much use for camo, the Air Force having its own pattern that's like the Army but not exactly, etc.
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(And that's just the working uniform; the Class A/B and equivalent are a less confused mess except for the Navy's ghawdawful black-and-tan which replaced the old Summer White (terrible) and Winter Blue (excellent).)
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20 years ago, the Air Force and Navy had non-camo working uniforms, but used Army and Marine Corps (respectively) camo uniforms when working alongside the Army/Marines or in other circumstances where camo is useful.
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I blame WWII for most uniform troubles, myself.
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On the theory that since the Wehrmacht were pretty snappy dressers, every military organization since then feels it has to avert the Putting on the Reich trope by finding any instances of style, aesthetic appeal, or good tailoring in their uniforms and having them taken out and shot.
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Hence, the hobo suit.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 10:59 AM
hah, indeed.
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I think the USMC and USN (officers/CPOs/women only) have managed to keep a sharp-looking dress uniform, but the working uniforms have been a parade of fail.
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Cracker-jack blues, despite being oh so very traditional, are uncomfortable, ugly and a PITA to maintain.
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And the dress whites are that, and also they get inspection-failingly dirty just by existing in anything less than a cleanroom.
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The Sukhomlinov Effect trope as used in popular culture. "In a conflict between two armies with uniforms, all other things being equal, the guys with the …
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2020 5:29 PM
de set? is that an Egyptian date too?
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(I don't know how the Egyptians set up their calendar, but the Romans named months after gods, so…)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 5:33 PM
settembre?
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2020 5:34 PM
I don't… think that works? :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 5:35 PM
24 de settembre de 2019? Seems right in Italian
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2020 5:35 PM
ah
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Italian has a weird way of saying seven then
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While beginning an adventure into the fantastical realm of Faerûn, players from a local Dungeons & Dragons group had their night ruined.
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2020 2:47 AM
that headline just seems so… absurdly mundane
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Morgrim Moon 01/30/2020 8:04 AM
I made a goose that destroys your computer Download it free here: https://t.co/s81jWfJqfD https://t.co/cCGdoOYW1Y
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Untitled Goose Virus
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i regret sending this, but it needed to be done
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/30/2020 5:19 PM
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Enderminion 01/30/2020 7:56 PM
also it came out that the W76-2 was issued/deployed
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a 5 to 15 kiloton Fission weapon
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deployed on UGM-133 Trident missiles
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which look like a Shotgun blast of 14 W76 weapons which could be 100 Kt Thermonukes
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2020 8:52 PM
…shit it has been a calamitous month hasn't it :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/30/2020 8:53 PM
More or less, yeah. Though I think the W76-2 is more good news than bad - if you must launch nukes, better smaller than larger, if they'll achieve the same objective. And capability doesn't mean intent to use. (I hope.)
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BluejayHurricane 01/30/2020 8:55 PM
My favorite military intelligence quote goes something like "Around here, we don't get to work with intents. We have to work with capabilities.
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It's not an accurate quote, and I don't remember where it's from, but it's stuck with me.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/30/2020 8:56 PM
I suppose the concern is being more willing to use a less powerful bomb. But yes, the spirit of that quote is about right, when it comes to planning, development and procurement.
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BluejayHurricane 01/30/2020 8:57 PM
and response
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Enderminion 01/30/2020 9:08 PM
it's a Tactical Weapon on a Strategic System
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it looks like a full scale attack until it explodes
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if we want a Little Nuke, we can turn down the yield on a B61-11 down to 0.3 Kilotons
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which has the bonus of not looking like an ICBM attack
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sdschildberg 01/30/2020 9:10 PM
Yeah, there’s a lot of systems keyed to “ICBM type launch”
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/31/2020 8:12 AM
True, which is what killed Prompt Global Strike (conventional Trident).
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So from that perspective, yeah, it's bad news.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/31/2020 7:23 PM
If I had to place a bet where the W76-2 gets first used, it's North Korea.
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Enderminion 01/31/2020 7:41 PM
I'll put 5$ down on Iran
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Elizabeth II: The time has come. Execute Order 66! Boris Johnson: It will be done, my Queen. Brexit noises
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/31/2020 8:58 PM
Well, guess all those jokes about Brexit dragging on didn't age well
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Enderminion 01/31/2020 9:05 PM
Theoretically since that one Prince married an American, the IRS might have been able to get into the Royal Family's wealth
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Morgrim Moon 01/31/2020 9:07 PM
nah, because he's not in the direct line; Harry gets an allowance at his grandmother and father's discretion but has no personal control.
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hey guys elon made a song for some reason
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/31/2020 9:32 PM
NK already has nukes, but with low capability delivery systems. Iran doesn't, so far as we can tell, yet. The advantage and problem with having nukes is it gets you treated waaaay differently internationally. (edited)
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Enderminion 01/31/2020 9:44 PM
exactly, NK has nukes, and are likely to use them if they get hit by a Nuke
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This is politics
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/31/2020 9:51 PM
@Enderminion after 240 years Phase II of the American Revolution begins
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Betcha none of 'em keep up their security patches either.
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 2:59 PM
Vaccinations are just databases of viruses and a bit of pentesting
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Browsing Tumblr with VPN on
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 5:15 PM
Yeah, the stuff algorithms do with little data is funny But I swear YT knows my spotify. Listened to Florence + The Machine once and she’s popping up in my recommendations
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The only valid take on alignment change
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It’s slavery.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 11:37 AM
Unless it's consensual, at which point it's really crude, ham-handed psychdesign. (And there's the question of whether or not you meaningfully can consent in that case...)
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Morgrim Moon 02/02/2020 6:12 PM
depends how you're handling alignment, I guess, and whether it's something innate or not. I'd be kinda interested in a game where your alignment is an intrinsic trait (like it seems to be for all monsters and NPCs) and you can have people wanting to change it but it's a hard struggle to do so
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Why the groundhog forecast spring this year
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Morgrim Moon 02/02/2020 6:13 PM
could lead to some interesting dynamics where the sworn fixed alignment classes like paladins and druids are less "whelp you're a bad person, gonna kill you" and more "you poor thing D: let me help you convert"
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 6:16 PM
In a lot of ways, that's how I often play them anyway. Redeem if you can, destroy only if nothing else will succeed. (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/03/2020 5:09 AM
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Times New Roman except occasionally a letter has a diacritic that looks like a stuck-on pixel and/or piece of dirt
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 6:39 AM
Times New Roman but everything but a space is a combining character
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Times New Roman but all characters are the current time in Italy.
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Enderminion 02/03/2020 9:07 AM
Times New Roman, monoalphabetic substitution cypher
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 9:15 AM
Times New Roman but every character uses a different Unicode block
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have some bubble wrap poppoppoppop poppoppoppop poppoppoppop poppoppoppop
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/03/2020 11:29 AM
hahahahaha
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That's funnier than it should be.
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BluejayHurricane 02/03/2020 11:29 AM
Yeah. Thanks, I needed that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:44 PM
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Do you have a higher resolution version?
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 1:46 PM
you have to pay for the premium subscription for that
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:46 PM
The new [REDACTED] from [DATA EXPUNGED]
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New SCP: machine that spits out useless gizmos and marketing pamphlets describing them in Applesque terms
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:49 PM
When you manage to get the stuff to turn it on, thats when the [REDACTED] starts
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:49 PM
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Here, I have purchased BlackBox(tm) Turbo(r) for y'all
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thank you
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:51 PM
But a mysterious device that spits out junk and gibberish pamphlets, with some interesting consequences when used, actuslly fits in SCP
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yes indeedy
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i may write this for the SCP archive
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:52 PM
Interesting from mere security problems to [DATA EXPUNGED] in the bloatware.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:53 PM
ME COMMUNICATING
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ME ESS SEE PEE
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byzantium is rome gang rise up
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Morgrim Moon 02/04/2020 6:41 AM
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I no longer need eyes
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/04/2020 9:16 AM
Eyes? Where we're going, we don't need eyes!
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0111narwhalz 02/04/2020 9:48 AM
Oh Xeno, nobody has eyes anymore.
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This is killable. With 75% of the galaxy’s power output.
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Morgrim Moon 02/04/2020 11:33 PM
I feel the better option is dropping it into an elemental plane, possibly using it as the core/anchor of some construction
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sdschildberg 02/04/2020 11:41 PM
But the act of assembling something to kill it is an achievement in and of itself, probably netting oneself godhood
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0111narwhalz 02/04/2020 11:45 PM
I find it dubious that a planet would have only some thousand times more hitpoints than an average character.
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sdschildberg 02/04/2020 11:46 PM
Yeah. This thing’s HP stat would work nicely
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0111narwhalz 02/04/2020 11:47 PM
There are probably hundreds of millions to billions of regular characters on a planet and probably they couldn't kill it by stabbing it simultaneously.
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sdschildberg 02/04/2020 11:50 PM
It’s still going to take craptons of energy to kill this. I’m sure Sargas could pull@something out, or take the superdreads out to play
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0111narwhalz 02/04/2020 11:54 PM
just throw it into a gas giant
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it'll eat it and collapse into a black hole
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:V
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BluejayHurricane 02/05/2020 12:08 AM
I was thinking of luring two into the same place and giving Einstein the chance to be the deadliest son of a bitch in known space for once.
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can strangelets eat neutrons?
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extremely dense matter+strangelets would end badly for it, even if it the possibility of shooting stray stranglets into other stars would be a concern
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 2:28 AM
Neutrons are hadrons composed of up and down quarks, strangelets eat anything made of up and down quarks (maybe)
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they do officially exist in-universe, so a strangelet weapon would probably be horrendously effective, the kind of effective that leaks effective into the surroundings
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 2:32 AM
"collateral damage"
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A lich has been casting Dream on a Beholder. What sort of Dreams are they creating? Why, Dreams of other Beholders, naturally! Which spawn real Beholders, in case you weren't aware.
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I had no idea DnD has a edition this broken
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2020 8:01 AM
I've been told 5th ed is more of a box-of-tools than 3.5; presumably the idea is if you find a recursive loop, pick whichever half works best in your game and fiat away the other
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BluejayHurricane 02/05/2020 8:23 AM
Usually either the players or the dm will get this look of annoyance, unless everyone agrees that it’s super cool, in which case fun things happen and everyone rolls with it. I think it’s actually one of the real strengths of 5e. Toolmakers tools are best tools.
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sdschildberg 02/05/2020 8:28 AM
DnD runs on “clap your hands if you believe”
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i do remember the whole 'immovable rod' thing
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that's a classic
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2020 8:32 AM
does it remain STILL still or just "hover at these GPS coordinates" still
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because if it's the former it will tear a chunk out of your planet as it moves through space (edited)
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that's the whole idea, a player stands to the east of a dungeon or something and activates a rod, arguing that it should smash into it because the planet is rotating
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so the DM goes: 'okay, well good point. In fact, there must be lots of immovable rods still floating through space, just waiting for the right mo- CLANG What the fuck was that?!`
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sdschildberg 02/05/2020 8:35 AM
Big brain solution: Rods stay at XYZ GPS coords relative to the refrence frame of the person who activated it
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2020 8:36 AM
What if you then move planets tho
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2020 8:36 AM
the magical connection breaks and the rod falls over
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2020 8:37 AM
k
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2020 8:38 AM
at least I dimly recall that's what happened if you moved dimensions, which seems mapable
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 9:59 AM
two immovable rods lets you build an inchworm drive and go wherever you want
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spaceships, subterrenes, flying cities if you can balance them right
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Breaking DnD physics is fun!!!
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:01 AM
the existence of a preferred reference frame implies that the DnD world does not have relativity
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which means you don't need anything in particular to go faster than light
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Are you implying what I think you're implying?
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:01 AM
maybe you could even do it with an inchworm drive
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(but probably not because you'd have to accelerate the rods too fast)
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If you could move fast enough. Hey, do the effects of Haste stack? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:02 AM
actually—
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There's some kind of spell for shoving things around, I'm sure.
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And I'm almost certain you can make portals too.
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Infinite energy waterwheels!
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:04 AM
So you can make a tiled accelerator, stick a rod in, and the recoil will gradually increase your velocity.
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I... don't understand any of that.
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:05 AM
Depending on how rod-moving portal interactions work, you'll either fly away (as the rod passes through the portal without "moving"
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:06 AM
or build up velocity while vibrating violently because the rod represents a fixed point and therefore as it passes through the portal you actually move back
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and only when you release the rod do you start moving more than the length of your accelerator
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vibrating violently someone's going to think of other uses for that... 😉
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:08 AM
yes, vibrate at GHz with an amplitude in the meters
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Oww...
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:09 AM
You'd emit brems if you were actually moving.
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Brems? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:09 AM
Bremsstrahlung
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Oh. OH.
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Damn.
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 10:10 AM
Don't touch the starship while it spools.
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Last boarding call comes before the accelerator engages.
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This is old, but I figured some people here would enjoy it.
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sniff
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/05/2020 11:40 AM
And that's why the eldrae made their bandal immortal too.
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Sometimes you just have to murder the shit out of death .
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Amusing thought exercise: the eldraeic perspective on the Lucifer story.
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'Cause with things like this in their history, they can tell you all about being the proud who went up against the Throne.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2020 12:14 PM
I swear, right at this moment, that from now until the end of my life I can very much bear never seeing another WoJack variant ever again
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sdschildberg 02/05/2020 12:15 PM
^
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2020 12:19 PM
boomer zoomer coomer doomer bloomer gloomer consoomer coofer MY GOD JUST STOP THIS FLOOD
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 12:23 PM
flooder
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It occurs to me that the eldrae literally made their gods.
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sdschildberg 02/05/2020 11:30 PM
Big brain: magic isn’t based on life, it’s based on complexity. Life just so happens to be quite complex
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complexity is a bit of a odd thing though
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most physical substances have very complex structures
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your typical rock looks something like this
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finding and comparing complexity is very hard because you're basically finding and comparing patterns, or lack thereof, on some level and/or levels... and you have to figure out which levels.
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but if the magic is sourced from gods or such as in many settings, that could be explained as it's based around whatever they decide is complex
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BluejayHurricane 02/06/2020 1:07 AM
Patterns, maybe? That gives you crystals, some metals, and life pretty well.
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that would mesh pretty well with the idea of using runes, drawn patterns, etc for magic
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2020 1:52 AM
I have a magic system based on patterns, but only particular kinds.
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However, they're independent of substrate.
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I mean, you could just have rocks sometimes do magic too.
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2020 2:50 AM
Magic was discovered at least three times in my setting.
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Once from biological systems which discovered magic by chance and evolved, once from base principles, and once from metamorphic rock.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 7:27 AM
By complexity I mean level of negentropy
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thank you bernie very cool
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2020 1:18 PM
you know it's bad when even bird culture condemns it
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 2:50 PM
There’s a TAS of this game Quite ironic actually
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TAS?
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 2:51 PM
Tool Assisted Speedrun Takes human reaction times out of it, and allows possible end states to be simulated. It’s ironic to see this level of machine optimization in a game about machine optimization
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lol
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link
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yes
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 2:55 PM
Once large scale simulation is achieved in gsme its only thematic to switch the TAS on
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0111narwhalz 02/07/2020 12:25 PM
pan-Ohio union
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Is the SR-71 one photoshopped?
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pick one to defend you, the rest will attack
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@KAL_9000 I'm not surprised the German guy got Wisconsin right. Out of all the other "flyover" states.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2020 2:19 PM
@KAL_9000 starship
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Titan IV
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it will be done my lord
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oof size large
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/09/2020 11:15 AM
A lot of that feels only superficially steampunk, I dunno.
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sdschildberg 02/09/2020 11:35 AM
Beats flat fluorescents.
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Most steampunk is only superficial
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sdschildberg 02/09/2020 11:45 AM
Because then you get to play with the aesthetic without whatever engaging with themes one might associate w steampunk, for good or ill (edited)
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First one's pretty decent, and the bay's not so bad, but no self-respecting steamer is going to build a shuttle that looks like a TNG brick-on-skis. (And the shape of the ship remains ridic, though that's not the steampunk's fault.)
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Enderminion 02/09/2020 5:42 PM
Better than silvery rocket with fins
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i think the fabricator-general is glitching (edited)
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Without the compensation
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I made that as a reaction gif for my D&D server.
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classic scifi meme
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asimov is great btw
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sdschildberg 02/10/2020 11:40 AM
Idea: a “foundation” type entity, but the big sweeping change is transhumanism.
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2020 11:43 AM
when you listen too closely to the ground pressure memes
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sdschildberg 02/10/2020 11:43 AM
Mad Max vibes.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/10/2020 11:48 AM
can it go 60mph
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what was the big sweeping change in the original trilogy
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I feel stupid asking but there was a plot that was about what would happen after the Foundation fixed the interregnum
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the four genders
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“This little guy always bring dried seed to trade for some nuts” (Source)
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D’aww
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"Hi, I'd like to make a deposit in my safety deposit box." "Very good sir, what would you like to deposit?" "A hotdog, 3 rockets and an orange." "Ah.......any money you'd like to deposit as well?" "Nah, I keep my money in my trash can at home, thanks."
-- A YouTube comment on the subject of loot.
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(bonus points if anyone knows what game that is)
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2020 4:50 AM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/12/2020 6:59 AM
@Morgrim Moon that's a much better explanation to ridiculous cheesecake outfits
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sdschildberg 02/12/2020 8:33 AM
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lol
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sdschildberg 02/12/2020 8:36 AM
So chaos can be beat by super science Interesting.
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this bears exciting possibilities
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sdschildberg 02/12/2020 8:38 AM
And the necrons have real FTL Interesting.
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it's not hopeless after all!
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sdschildberg 02/12/2020 7:03 PM
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https://i.redd.it/pm052gqaljg41.jpg I feel an unaccountable need to kill something upon seeing this.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/12/2020 8:41 PM
Why
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It's just an MP5 with wooden furnishings
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2020 8:48 PM
Why are the bullets tipped in pink? It looks like a bathroom tampon dispenser
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It's the banana flesh
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Exposure-itis, not just for visual artists
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/12/2020 10:11 PM
hahahahha
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/13/2020 7:41 AM
I think the pink is just funky lighting on polished copper
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Brighter than I'd expect for jacketed bullets, but maybe they're copper solids.
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(Expensive-ish, but in routine production since California started requiring them for hunting)
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@Zarpaulek the actual fuck
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also cursed
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Damn job-stealing robots
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sdschildberg 02/13/2020 9:05 AM
The first AGI will have a vocaloid voice box. I’m calling it now
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has sound
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hmm
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too big to upload so you have to open it i guess
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21st century decadence.
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sdschildberg 02/13/2020 8:05 PM
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Overwatch has an alternative to the Scottish dwarf.
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sdschildberg 02/13/2020 8:07 PM
^
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He sounds like the Swedish Chef
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/13/2020 8:10 PM
Is the generic villan accent still English?
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sdschildberg 02/13/2020 8:10 PM
The generic villain accent is whatever accent actually works with voice recognition systems
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depends on who programmed it, though
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because they're going to have designed it to work with their accent/voice. I remember seeing a video of a japanese program that had (nominally english) voice recognition, but you had to put on a really heavy japanese accent for it to recognize anything
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of course, things get more complicated because if you're using a neural network then it's going to use the accents prevalent in the data set, if any, but still
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Morgrim Moon 02/13/2020 8:37 PM
Lots of Aussies couldn't use Siri or Google Home on release
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sdschildberg 02/13/2020 8:37 PM
And flame help you if you have any condition that affects your speech
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Morgrim Moon 02/13/2020 8:38 PM
I'm not sure why, our accent isn't that strong, but possibly regional inflections or minor dialectal differences that humans readily compensate for are massive gulfs to neural nets
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idea: in the future, there might be personally-trained voice recognition programs that use a dataset of just you, making them a lot more effective
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actually you do that right now, it's just that no one has commercialized it
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Morgrim Moon 02/13/2020 8:38 PM
Yeah. I hate voice recognition. I can get it to work but it requires me speaking unnaturally woodenly
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so it requires a lot of in-depth knowledge
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Morgrim Moon 02/13/2020 8:39 PM
Dragon text to speach has is
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*it
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ah, nice
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yeah i've heard that Dragon is the go-to for anyone who really need StT
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I don't use voice rec if I can help it
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And my accent is the closest thing to "newsreader" that anyone speaks naturally
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Morgrim Moon 02/13/2020 9:01 PM
I want a smart home that 1) keeps stuff behind my firewall and 2) doesn't work only with voice recognition
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Wind chill today is brutal
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/14/2020 1:33 AM
A HILARIOUS video shows a Scot battling to get the Bluetooth system in his car to recognise the word “pair”. Martin Kane only succeeds in turning the air blue as he tries to get his mobile to link up with the system in his Vauxhall car. The 29-year-old from Glasgow tries prono...
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 9:47 AM
um.
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To avoid this, furries should identify as uplifts
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 9:51 AM
simple rule that applies across cultures and works with aliens too: Don't hunt sophant meat. Specifically stating 'meat' because "kill non-sophent robots for enjoyment/sustinence" isn't really a thing, so there's no inbuilt "justification" for doing the same to metallosaphiences.
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0111narwhalz 02/14/2020 9:52 AM
if they identify as protected species hunting them is still a crime
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 9:54 AM
The reason mammals won out as personas is because they are often prosophont. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/14/2020 9:55 AM
the reason they're called furries is because they choose mammals
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V:
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damn scalies
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 9:57 AM
Thought of the day: cats are closer to how people (read humans) actually are than dogs. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:11 AM
WRT to furries - the overwhelming majority identify as "anthro X", where 'anthro', err, is a class that inherits 'sophont' and 'ethically equivalent to H. sapiens', broadly speaking. (And it kinda weirds me out when people forget that. Then again, as someone who's fur-fandom-adjacent, I kinda don't like having "you're less than human, with all that implies" leveled at me and mine.)
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:16 AM
I’d like to take a moment and thank the anthro memesphere for avoiding modern domestic dogs, as the psychology of that species is interesting (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 11:17 AM
I'm just going to go ahead and say most of the people cracking these jokes are know-nothings
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Admittedly I also dislike how fursuiters have become the image of the fandom
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Ain’t no such species. We’re all lupus here.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 11:21 AM
??
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Wolves and dogs both are Canis lupus these days. The latter are Canis lupus familiaris if we’re gonna get into subspecies, but why would we do that?
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Also, for myself, I’ll confess to a little anti-anthro prejudice just because of the monkey-suit issue.
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Anthropomorphism is half-assing.
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:27 AM
Imagine if instead of the anthro fandom we got “human minds in nominally animal bodies”. Think the warriors series.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:29 AM
That... turns up now and then, but yeah, it's distinctly the minority.
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Also, the lumpers have mostly won out on cats too.
11:30
Domestic cats are F. sylvestris catus nowadays.
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(Which to me makes sense - domestic cats are closer, by both morphology and behavior, to their wild kin than dogs are)
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:31 AM
We didn’t spend thousands of years warping social behaviors in cats into would you kindly.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:32 AM
Not really for lack of trying, though It's more that it just, err, didn't really stick.
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:32 AM
The most you can get in regard to that is to have the cats form a social system with you on the top.
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:34 AM
well. Actually, we ARE doing just that with the heavy warping, but only in the last 2 centuries.
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so it hasn't "stuck" yet
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especially since there's still enough feral population to slow the process
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:34 AM
Hmm, good point.
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"Indoor cat" is not exactly the norm in most places even now.
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:35 AM
it needs to become so
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:35 AM
More behavior than physical. Rescued feral cats are something else. Flame help you if they decide you are below you in the social system.
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Also, dog behaviors vary a lot between breeds. Working dogs are a lot less "would you kindly".
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:36 AM
<-- is highly in favour of outdoor cat baiting in parks etc, because if your cat is off your property it should be under your control, and not invading other people's property and destroying their stuff or the local birdlife
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:36 AM
Apparently the US has less trouble with cats wrecking local ecosystem than the UK and Australia, in part because it's more typical for cats to be strictly indoor here. (Also because small/medium native cat species were a part of the ecosystem before humans, but Lynx rufus is not nearly as prolific.)
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:36 AM
more native predators that eat cats, too
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That, and we have plenty of things that eat cats.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:37 AM
True - wolves, bears, eagles, owls...
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:37 AM
In australia, the dingo is the only thing left, the native predators were exterminated before the cats were introduced
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:37 AM
What about wedge-tailed eagles?
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:37 AM
oh, and eagles, but they mostly go after rabbits instead
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rabbits are tastier and raptors are smart
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:37 AM
Mostly the same in the US, though every vet I've been to warns cat owners about golden eagles.
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Hawks are a risk too, but I've seen a hawk end up on the wrong end of that.
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 11:38 AM
I mean, cats occasionally get taken here too. But usually because they were stupid and right out in the open in an area without a lot of other desirable prey
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 11:41 AM
Yeah, that's mostly it here too. Owls are a bigger risk than eagles. (Because great horned owls aren't all that smart and flat-out do not give a fuck. They attack porcupines!)
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From a region of the UK I lived in briefly:
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Authorities rarely tend to be very technically competent.
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THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 2:30 PM
Tor, dark web? Let me pick my lungs up from the floor
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My school apparently had their CCTV camera software available on the internal network with the default password set.
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I know that because someone in my year was suspended after finding that out, because that's always a reasonable way to encourage speaking up about security issues.
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Me, I say that if your kid's running Tor via Kali on a VM and pentesting with Metasploit, he should call me for a job interview.
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0111narwhalz 02/14/2020 2:38 PM
incidentally the NCA says they had nothing to do with that
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(would he call you via Discord? V:)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 2:40 PM
Police agencies are becoming kind of a clown show
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0111narwhalz 02/14/2020 2:41 PM
@troyhunt @yaboykstak @G_IW @WalsallCouncil Thanks Troy, but the NCA was not involved in the production or release of this poster. There are many tools which tech-savvy children use, some of which can be used for both legal & illegal purposes, so it is vital that parents & ...
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This is the same country and government which is running this thing to get children interested in cybersecurity stuff: https://www.joincyberdiscovery.com/.
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I suppose that said random police department just went off and made it themselves, though.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 2:45 PM
for country... FOR CASINO
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 2:46 PM
Here’s the question @gollark: did the CCTV save video?
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No idea.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 2:47 PM
Cyberpunk is dead to me. Also, 'a handbook for computer crime' I'm dying again 🤣 (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 2:49 PM
GRUPS
That’s the other meme here.
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Morgrim Moon 02/14/2020 7:42 PM
I mean, I'll give them credit for not saying "these are automatically bad" but instead "these might be suspicious, let us know so we can throw them at comp sci training activities and steer them towards earning proper bug bounties"
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2020 8:47 PM
That is at least a glimmer of mitigated cluelessness, I agree.
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It's the British police .
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What they probably mean is "Is your kid hacking? Let us introduce him to Mandatory Fun Day Football."
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2020 10:11 PM
Yeah, the UK police are -- a bit of a laughingstock lately
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sdschildberg 02/14/2020 11:57 PM
Small brain: alignment charts for characters Big brain: who would they main in smash
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Mega brain: What empire they make in Stellaris
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Galaxy brain: What rockets they build in KSP.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/15/2020 3:04 PM
I'd be Lawful Evil in both cases
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why does that even exist
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also possible memetics?
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sdschildberg 02/15/2020 3:21 PM
Some kind of very primitive sophtech/memetics
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:23 PM
Yikes.
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Also, I have several questions about who the fuck made those and what drugs they were on
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:28 PM
Probably someone the technique doesn't work on.
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Okay. I need these. For the purposes of science.
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BluejayHurricane 02/15/2020 3:30 PM
You know, it’s kind of horrifying that my response to a potential high grade hazard is “I want to see it”.
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Not at all so I can trap crowds in elevators and convince them all that they're the Great and Powerful Trixie.
15:30
That would be wrong.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:30 PM
rofl
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sdschildberg 02/15/2020 3:34 PM
At least when I want an example of memetics in action I have one
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Isn't "memetics" more about ideas spreading and whatnot than just "things which do weird stuff to your brain"?
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sdschildberg 02/15/2020 3:36 PM
Or at least proof positive that the mind can be hacked as it stands right now
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I would hardly call a Tumblr post "proof", but sure.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:37 PM
evidence, then
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I'd say there are already comparatively low-grade examples around in the form of... well, advertising, some weirdness in politics, sort of thing.
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sdschildberg 02/15/2020 3:38 PM
Or at least examples of strongly messing w the mind.
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Which don't convince you that you're a pony, but vaguely nudge you towards buying a thing, or make you go "this other group is pure evil".
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Y'know, when I think about it, this is basically reinventing voodoo. Except instead of calling down a loa to ride the horse (the practitioner), instead, the horse rides you.
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(Insert "in Soviet Equestria" joke here.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:39 PM
Secret Zebrican magic!
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If hypnosis is related to memetics, it’s as a form of hacking.
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I’ve listened to a few from The Hypnotic Beast, he’s got a free podcast on most of the usual podcatchers (edited)
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Enderminion 02/15/2020 9:55 PM
@MarcusAurelius
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Morgrim Moon 02/15/2020 10:17 PM
In alchemy, the symbol for Mercury was gender duality, the male and female combined.
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Because of Hermaphroditus?
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Morgrim Moon 02/15/2020 10:43 PM
nah, the planet symbols came first, the associations with gender came later as a function of the metal's properties. Mercury has always been duality and transition
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so iron got associated with mars. And then later mars + iron got associated with "male", so Mars' symbol became the symbol for maleness. Ditto with venus/copper/female
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Item #: SCP-2297 Object Class: Keter Special Containment Procedures: Foundation webcrawlers are to monitor popular media sites for instances of SCP-2297. Discovered instances are to be downloaded onto a secure computer terminal located in Storage Unit 67-S. Instances are then taken down from the internet and deleted. Webcrawlers are to also search for users with a sudden increased engagement in Program 2297-1. Affected subjects are to be interviewed and amnesticised. Description: SCP-2297 is a memetic anomaly affecting online media. SCP-2297 anomalously inserts itself into all kinds of media, such as videos, articles or podcasts, designated as SCP-2297-X. SCP-2297 appears as a product sponsorship for the mobile phone video game "Raid: Shadow Legends", designated Program 2297-1. The method of which the sponsorship is integrated into the media is consistent with the style of the media or other non-anomalous sponsorships made by the creator of the media, however in all cases, the viewer is directly addressed to in second person. The secondary anomalous effect of SCP-2297 appears once a person that does not have Program 2297-1 installed on a device they own views SCP-2297. The subject will become an active user of Program 2297-1, despite previous opinions of the game. The subject will attempt to non-anomalously spread information about Program 2297-1. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 4:23 AM
>tfw you aren't sure when KAL is posting handwritten SCPs or GPT-2 is disturbingly accurate
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Yes
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BluejayHurricane 02/16/2020 4:28 AM
Try doing one for GPT-3
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ontocide time
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 10:43 AM
of course not, you're just differently-abled
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sdschildberg 02/16/2020 10:54 AM
Monika stans really out here saying “an omni-scale x-threat is best girl”
10:54
we all know sayori is best
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sdschildberg 02/16/2020 10:57 AM
Monika is just Chara 2
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long story short ddlc is wack and probably an scp (edited)
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thank you zar
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Y'know, if we're being all root-picky, it shouldn't be polyphilia unless you're talking about having lots of friends or multiple communities. It should be polyeros, or possibly polyagape.
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Plot twist: The Kurzgesagt birds are employed as slave labor by the animators
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sdschildberg 02/16/2020 9:26 PM
Cursed idea: some superhero game (likely an RPG) with “support levels”. Doubly cursed: the wide variety of supers to put in your team includes a suspiciously cold stranded alien adventurer
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Triply cursed: Said alien is an eldrae on vacation
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sdschildberg 02/16/2020 9:27 PM
^^^ @Zarpaulek I just realized something. With their combination of passion, ego, determination, rationality, “coldness”, and smarts, the eldrae are the mythical “purple personality” (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 10:08 PM
…purple personality?
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sdschildberg 02/16/2020 10:17 PM
The Red Oni, Blue Oni trope as used in popular culture. This trope is about two individuals (or occasionally, factions or civilizations) that are …
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Why internet memes are incomprehensible to people who don't use the internet regularly, a essay: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/297468195026239489/678259355006533632/getfvid_86051075_272335257071893_2389768053157003264_n.mp4
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sdschildberg 02/18/2020 7:19 PM
This is a powerful reaction video
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china_irl
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Morgrim Moon 02/19/2020 5:24 AM
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sdschildberg 02/19/2020 8:22 AM
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Magic cares not for mortal laws
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sdschildberg 02/19/2020 8:59 AM
This is a magical girl agency So it cares not for “too young to contract”
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"Remember, kids, always check the choice of law clause!"
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GLENWILLOW, OH—In what is believed to be the largest anti-animal-cruelty rally targeting a household appliance maker, thousands of angry PETA activists descended on Hoover headquarters Wednesday to protest a model of vacuum cleaner that reportedly spooked a dog. “Animal lives ...
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/19/2020 9:31 PM
wat
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sdschildberg 02/19/2020 9:45 PM
the onion
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Not that it’s particularly out of character for Peta...
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Eye In The Flame presents: throwing stars
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/20/2020 2:35 AM
Wow. Look at all those places for dirt and mud to get in.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/20/2020 8:14 AM
That was my first thought too. but I can't deny it's got the "gee whiz" factor right 🙂
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2020 8:16 AM
…Eye in the Flame has probably made gyrojet throwing stars, and sold them too
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The new Animal Crossing and DOOM games are coming out on the same day
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"I'm a Planet Modder for Kerbal Space Program" -Very niche -Boring, very dry -Lacks explanation -Reveals that it is only a hobby "I craft worlds to fill those heavens which you can most readily reach" -Grandiose -Empowering to the listener -Sounds like an artist #kerbal #s...
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2020 10:32 AM
@KAL_9000 Hey, Kopernicus updated to KSP 1.8
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yes its great
10:32
but now 1.9 is out LOL
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2020 10:33 AM
As soon as I find the gumption to finish the remaining Tylo, Eve, and Eeloo missions, I'll play with alien solar systems
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2020 10:33 AM
Haven't done so in forever
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Is tha a dev diary?
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Metallic Hydrogen engines yes
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sdschildberg 02/20/2020 10:33 AM
1.9 is a bit of a bruh moment P E R P E T U A L. M O T I ON
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And Ol' Boom-Boom (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/20/2020 10:34 AM
And a torch ship Also seen were clouds, cool new planets, colonies, and paintschemes
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C L O U D S
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CLOUDS OMFG YES
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sdschildberg 02/20/2020 10:35 AM
We can finally make accurate eldrae ships with the torchdrives and the “mhd”
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also i absolutely adore that Jool space station in the thumbnail
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2020 11:50 AM
@KAL_9000 i can’t watch am at school
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What did they cover
11:50
What was bad
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Morgrim Moon 02/20/2020 5:39 PM
...this feels like a very elaborate troll
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@BizarroLand ♀ this is a small but representative sample of the bullshit
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2020 5:59 PM
what
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ah, pepsi
17:59
sounds like new age stuff cooked up for that
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No, it’s real
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I checked
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sdschildberg 02/20/2020 6:23 PM
This is your brain on drugs
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/20/2020 6:40 PM
Yeah it is real. I have a copy of the full PDF from when it was new. It is truly glorious marketing BS.
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Pepsi energy fields
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Morgrim Moon 02/21/2020 7:14 AM
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who thought this was a good idea? I mean even if they put in a clause saying "don't take your rental car out of the city with good phone coverage", cities have tunnels
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Call a tow
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Morgrim Moon 02/21/2020 9:09 AM
"I once added activated MnO2 to a secondary benzylic/propargylic alcohol and the flask shot flames out of it with such force that it made the sound of a train whistle for several seconds. After the fireworks were over and I cleaned out my pants, I decided to TLC the reaction mixture. To my surprise the reaction was complete and clean enough to proceed with a workup and column. The best part of the story was that I achieved 75% isolated yield of the desired ketone after purification"
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Operation failed successfully?
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BluejayHurricane 02/21/2020 10:00 AM
I’m beginning to think the weirdness of Ignition is just a small subset of the weirdness of chemists, and that scares me just a little.
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0111narwhalz 02/21/2020 10:02 AM
regular chemists have an unplanned explosion budget
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Morgrim Moon 02/21/2020 10:03 AM
I mean... yes. <.<;;;
10:04
I'm working in an environmental lab, we test water. We don't really have anything that can cause imminent explosions on a regular basis. We still have an explosions and fire budget. Because sometimes the mass spectrometer just goes BOOM for no apparent reason due to a manufacturing defect
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(this is a metaphorical budget, ie "below this point operational integrity is NOT raking you over the coals". We ALSO have a budget for "unanticipated damages" but that's usually used for "someone dropped something made from glass and it shattered" or "the fumehood is making horrible noises [because a bird has gotten stuck in the exhaust]" or "[expensive piece of equipment] died. Again."
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Ignition! portrays energetics chemists, who are a rare breed because they do their hazard assessment, get into the red parts of the matrix, and start grinning instead of going 'nope'. Which is why I wanted to study energetics, admittedly. At the moment I'm just the one that front desk calls to haul the bottles of HF into the Minerals section, because I'm not scared of it. Or the one that goes and digs out the snake catching equipment when the 14th most venomous snake in the world is hiding under the scrubber
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0111narwhalz 02/21/2020 10:12 AM
morgrim adds the fourteenth checkmark to the list
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Morgrim Moon 02/21/2020 10:41 AM
hah! I wish
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This meme mashup, and both original songs, are powerful
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0111narwhalz 02/22/2020 3:01 AM
life sentence in prison?
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Shivers
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Follow the career of a uncaring dragon in an uncaring world.
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They what?
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Dead memes you say? Kilroy was here
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sdschildberg 02/23/2020 12:32 PM
Pls tell me if picrew or any of the other OC/faceclaim makers have longcoats
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/23/2020 5:53 PM
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the one on the left is lifegoals
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Fun fact: This is what the house of a KSP RSS/RO player looks like
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“Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover in hist-“ https://youtu.be/BblLfFqKyIg
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Mike Hughes, the self-made engineer who billed himself as the "world's greatest daredevil," was killed Saturday outside Barstow during a launch of a homemade rocket gone wrong.
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My lord, is that... legal?
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thank you grandma
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Another example of Kerbal Space Program being used as visuals for a chinese weapons system https://t.co/jwKeFKb7Fd
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I think China just threatened to bomb the space center from KSP with hypersonics 😂 https://t.co/M9LtkLqaTr
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Morgrim Moon 02/25/2020 9:50 AM
it's cheap, it works, and there are NO recognisable earth-continents people can get political about you 'targetting'
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the best part is that video at the top is literally ripped from the YouTuber SWDennis
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 10:10 AM
And it looks about as good as expected
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The year is 13,980: humanity has left our physical forms behind, and we live in a computronium shell around the Sun. There is no pain, no disease, no war. We are beings of pure energy, without limits. This stupid dialog box still can't tell you which program is using the FUCKING drive. (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 02/25/2020 11:15 AM
In the grim darkness of the future there is only windows errors
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/25/2020 12:18 PM
I forget, is there an equivalent to lsof or fuser in out-of-the-box Windows installs?
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If we're being hilariously picky (which, as you know, I love to be), it could in theory tell you which program (or other entity) is using the drive. It's just that since it might not be you, it would have to be have certain administrator privileges to read the full handle table, and it would be bad form to cause a UAC interaction just to show an error message. If it, indeed, had the rights to do that much in the first place.
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Couldn't it at least say which programs running as you are using it?
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/25/2020 12:19 PM
Couldn't it scan what's accessible to the current user, show the process if accessible, and say "a program running as another user" if not? I know that kind of thing is pretty much doable on Unix, but I don't know Windows API guts well enough to know there.
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You could muck about with various hacks to get the information, but most of the time, it's probably not worth doing so because, well, you presumably know which files you've opened. If you've got random files open on a removable drive, it's because you're doing something funky and know how to get the info yourself.
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As for tools, you can use the built-in openfiles if you have enabled the Maintain Objects List global system flag (normally off); or failing that, the combo of handles and listdlls from the Sysinternals tools will do the job.
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But again, you're gonna want to escalate to use those.
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(The other thing is that if you want to scan other processes' handle lists running as the same user, you're gonna need to connect to it as a debugger. Which you can do, but there are certain types of program that will shit themselves sideways if you do that - now, me, I'm happy blowing off game anti-cheat and copy-protection software as not worth worrying about, but I can understand why the MS chaps wouldn't want to go there.)
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Anyway, best tool for mucking around with this sort of thing is procexp, again from Sysinternals. Also comes with a convenient option for forcing a handle closed if necessary.
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 5:23 PM
Poly ticks adjacent meme detected
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We should start a credit union
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 9:27 PM
Challenge to DnD players Write a CG character that has not participated in revolutions or revolution adjacent activities, nor will condone doing so in the future. Writing robin hood types counts as sufficiently revolutionary to fail the challenge (edited)
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Enderminion 02/25/2020 9:32 PM
Why?
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Cg is all about doing good damm the consequences
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/25/2020 9:33 PM
Maybe this particular CG character feels like revolutions are always new boss, same as the old boss
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 9:34 PM
Because freedom comes from more than revolution. And because I want a CG that doesn’t threaten to robin hood the shopkeeper.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/25/2020 9:34 PM
Like chaos and bloodshed just to replace the people you toppled is a failure (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 9:35 PM
That’s more like it!
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0111narwhalz 02/25/2020 9:37 PM
I suppose throwing the would-be *crats off a waterfall also fails the challenge…
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 9:38 PM
Doing it too much fails the challenge @0111narwhalz. Quiet revolution isn’t as annoying to RP and watch be RPd as impassioned revolution. Or throwing “people associated with their ideas”. (edited)
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But if I see one more “I’m a rouge that does theif stuff but I’m Justified”...
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BluejayHurricane 02/25/2020 9:42 PM
Any scientific revolution ever
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 9:43 PM
After asking the school gaming club’s tabletop chat, I got this rather familiar gem *aggressively helps people whether they want help or not*
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 11:04 PM
Also I saw a meme that claimed LE and CG to be sociopathic Nah, they have empathy. Especially the latter.
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BluejayHurricane 02/25/2020 11:13 PM
And LE has empathy. They just chose to ignore it.
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 11:14 PM
Or possibly twist it into their evil motive @BluejayHurricane “This is for your sake, for your good” is like LE classic (edited)
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CGs as people play them are just LEs in wait.
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This is for your own good.
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sdschildberg 02/25/2020 11:52 PM
Top tier villan design: make the players groan whenever their name is mentioned.
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0111narwhalz 02/26/2020 12:26 AM
utterly ridiculous name said with an absolutely straight face by the GM and one of the players in the know
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the other players aren't quite sure what to make of it but don't want to be the weird one
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 12:28 AM
Edge is powerful for the groan. Making them a edgy in an unenlightened egotistical way is also powerful
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I had a thought of doing a one shot with a villanous bard where 90% of the content would be puns.
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Morgrim Moon 02/26/2020 6:39 AM
except then you need to come up with enough puns in advance
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That sounds pun.
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BluejayHurricane 02/26/2020 10:22 AM
I couldn’t pull it off. I would choke on delivery.
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 10:45 AM
belter not a twig
Pick one
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also: vs the Thad Martian -Actually works for a living -Builds the best ships -Didn’t try to fuck with the alien nanites like a retard -Lives in 0.4g, trains at 1 - best of both worlds -Can’t stand the foul sight of Earth, throws up instantly on arrival -Will one day feast on Earth’s sky and drink their rivers dry
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 8:50 PM
This has a cursed vibe. Or at least it would if miku couldn’t do anything
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Yo mama so ███ that the SCP Foundation had to ██ ███ ██████ her
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 9:25 PM
A sufficiently advanced combat drone swarm is functionally a Stand
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Yes
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 9:33 PM
If aerosmith lil bomber was an MC’s stand that’s what it would look like @KAL_9000 (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 11:37 PM
This is the true art meme
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0111narwhalz 02/26/2020 11:39 PM
but why
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sdschildberg 02/26/2020 11:39 PM
Also this is legally a cursed emoji. If only All of the tics done with this
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something something anarcho something something NAP
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/27/2020 7:12 AM
Picardía
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0111narwhalz 02/27/2020 9:16 AM
õ.o
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ô.o
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sdschildberg 02/27/2020 10:33 AM
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applause
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0111narwhalz 02/27/2020 1:19 PM
Project Plowshare, is that you?
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THEY discovered it and just called it an "ODD ROCK?" - NO CHANCE!!! KNOW: what"s REALLY OUT THERE!
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Best title ever!
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2020 11:05 AM
...isn't it an online game ANYWAY?
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BluejayHurricane 02/28/2020 11:08 AM
Yes
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But they aren’t meeting in person
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sdschildberg 02/28/2020 11:27 AM
Which is usually what happens at esports events For some reason
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well with a enviroment that competitive, you really want to eliminate lag and/or potential connection issues as much as possible
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granted i'm not sure how League does it, if they're silly and don't provide a local server even for a national tournament then there would still be appreciable lag, but at least all the competitors would lag equally
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Enderminion 02/28/2020 1:24 PM
Source?
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0.25 * 365 = 91.25
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9125 / 365 = 25
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sdschildberg 02/29/2020 7:45 PM
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6,000 years later;
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sdschildberg 02/29/2020 8:21 PM
I had an even bigger brain idea: dragon mercs
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Don’t be late with your payments
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fwoom I’m king now
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sdschildberg 02/29/2020 8:29 PM
Beats a party doing it
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Morgrim Moon 03/01/2020 4:22 AM
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2020 7:50 PM
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What you are, is a lichen that can bring its own rocks with it.
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sdschildberg 03/02/2020 9:15 AM
R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S
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I think raid shadow legends is an experiment on what happens when you only hire advertisers and see what happens from there.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2020 10:33 AM
it's hilarious because I've only seen memes about how over the top its advertisement is, and never an actual advertisement
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Morgrim Moon 03/02/2020 10:34 AM
it was on TV here in Australia. I have seen a grand total of one non-Nintendo advertisement on TV here in Australia
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/02/2020 10:36 AM
Raidy shady
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Internet Historians ads are the best
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you got a bigger version
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sdschildberg 03/02/2020 11:24 AM
I’d be more concerned if a player went out of their way to cause pain.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2020 11:26 AM
does it count if I click revert flight?
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sdschildberg 03/02/2020 11:27 AM
I still think that the AI should do counter-FP wars and alliances more
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/02/2020 11:31 AM
@Zarpaulek what is this, image for ants?
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It was downloaded from FB
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/03/2020 2:22 PM
why the extra r, 22 and not 69 (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2020 11:53 PM
i finished this Stonehenge engaging Ulysses fragments painting, commissioned by @fisher92490553 ! I used Blender and Photoshop for this #ACECOMBAT #エースコンバット #ACE7 #b3d
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:57 AM
spacers
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Adeptus Astartes
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:58 AM
The spacey bois
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Spacy McSpaceFace.
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 9:45 PM
Someone’s big brain solution to the borg
just use a dyson swarm to power an array of phasers. the borg can't fit that much power generation on their ships no matter what they do to them so they can never win because the phasers would be too powerful to stop
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did they just reinvent the Nicoll-Dyson beam (edited)
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sdschildberg 03/05/2020 8:15 AM
This was someone’s in-trek-verse solution I am very aware that it is an NDB
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also, why are they called phasers?
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it's pretty obvious that they're just lasers
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2020 8:23 AM
The tech manual says "phased energy rectification" Also they do display some very un-laser-like behavior, and laser weapons are a thing in-verse, so phasers are clearly some not-laser thing.
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Particle beams of some kind, I'd say.
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hmm
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2020 8:24 AM
Rising Star also has "phasers", but there, it stands for "phased array laser", and is a conscious nod toward Star Trek, which is a work of fiction in-verse 😛
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As a first draft there's a variety of fairly simple, fixable problems with this movie and a few major core problems which we're going to have to discuss at greater length. You're an experienced writer at this stage, so you know what the editorial red pen is like, so let's just...
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damn
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didn't random go out of date?
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What do you mean "random"?
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memés
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These are surreal memes, which are in regardless of time, season, void, or [UNTRANSLATABLE].
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ah yes
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superior random memés
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verynice
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so SCP 3008 is basically The Daily Grind: the SCP
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unless it came first i guess
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Diplomats from the Free Tarassi State admitted this Thursday that, in retrospect, they should have actually read the Terms and Conditions associated with joining a hegemonic federation before blithely agreeing to it. It was only after accepting the membership request from the...
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2020 5:19 PM
I won't be able to play Stellaris again till Federation comes out
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12 days 12 days
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sdschildberg 03/05/2020 5:33 PM
I already have a civ who would do hegemonic federations
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I plan on giving the next iteration of my Para-Imperium build the "Hegemon" origin
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Who are the Patrons of Art through the age?
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Needs a neapoli-tan.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 8:31 AM
rofls at "suspiciously wealthy furries"
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That said, "high-paid programmer/sysadmin/engineer with no kids and no other expensive hobbies" is oddly common among the fur fandom.
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 8:36 AM
there's a lot of overlap between the furry fandom and various neurodivergences. I suspect it's a combination of two things: 1) the glomming effect, whatever it's properly called. When you hit a critical mass of people with a trait then others of that trait are most likely to join. 2) Anthro characters have expressive ears and tails and other clear, easy to read features that make it way easier to tell their current emotion. And lots of clear, distinctive shapes and colours to tell them apart. This is appealing to people who struggle to figure out what people are thinking or to recognise faces. And once you're a fan of Disney's Robin Hood or of the Sly Cooper or Crash Bandicoot games, the rest is an easy trip
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 8:46 AM
That's a pretty good point!
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Also, the fandom goes out of its way to accommodate weirdness.
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That leads to a lot of the "perpetual broken stairs" and "yeah, we know $PERSON is kind of a dickweed, but...", also, but it means that for a lot of folks, the furry community is there for them when nobody else will be.
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Broken stairs have been a problem in fandoms for a long time.
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 11:53 AM
“Broken stairs?”
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Which prominent sci-fi author was it whom you had to be careful around if female?
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 11:53 AM
would you like the list by complaints or alphabetically?
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Orson Scott Card, I think
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2020 11:59 AM
Asimov :^)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:01 PM
There's a fair few. I'm friends with Lucy Snyder on Facebook, and she's got some horror stories about many people.
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But yeah, exactly that kind of thing
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@Unknown broken stairs/missing stairs are bad situations, broken people, etc that everyone just works around.
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0111narwhalz 03/06/2020 12:03 PM
You have a broken stair. Everyone knows about it, and makes sure new folks learn of it. But nobody fixes the stair.
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:03 PM
Like the creeping feeling that people actually stan the space facists?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:04 PM
That's, err... not the same thing, but definitely related.
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:04 PM
I was more talking “there are nasty parts of the fandom we, the fans, ignore”
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:05 PM
Ah, sorta. But that's closer to being an open secret.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2020 12:06 PM
I definitely get that feeling when I read 1d4chan
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"oh but exterminatus is rare and the people defecting from the Imperium are totes dumb"
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:06 PM
A missing stair is more about "yes, everyone knows that Lou is a creeper. Just... keep your distance and don't get drunk around him."
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(But nobody thinks about just ejecting Lou)
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 12:08 PM
like at uni there was one person nicknamed 'Sex Offender'. It was not a complement. I was friends with his sister for a while she agreed it was fitting; he just could not take a hint, didn't grok personal space, and complained I was a freak when I told him very calmly that he did not have my consent to touch me and if he touched me without my consent I would break his fingers.
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but we couldn't figure out how to drive him away and uni regulations meant we couldn't kick him out unless he actually broke the uni rules, which meant he had to actually sexually assault someone and have that person willing to stake their reputation by reporting him
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2020 12:09 PM
geek social fallacies I suppose
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that's not geeky that's being a creep
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:12 PM
These are why broken stairs aren’t fixed.
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the whole "Sex Offender" thing
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:13 PM
Oh, definitely. That's almost over the "creep" line and into something darker.
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But here's the thing - I used to think that kind of jackass was rare.
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They're... not. Maybe not "common", exactly, but the probability, over time, of running into a jackass like that approaches 1.
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 12:15 PM
"It is surprisingly common for a carrier, when faced with two friends who don't get along, to simply drop one of them." annnd this is why I lost my entire local friend group, twice. Because I was the easy one to drop.
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Well, you interact with a lot of people over your life, @Jade Nekotenshi (edited)
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As a male, I probably don't get people being creepy in a sex way to me as often, but none of my male friends and more than 95% of the men I know aren't like that. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 12:16 PM
ooor you don't notice when they are
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I'm not saying that's the case, just pointing out I've seen a lot of guys defending their creepy friends because they "know they aren't like that"
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I don't associate with people like that
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2020 12:18 PM
or so you think
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dramatic sting
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Well, I try my extreme hardest not to
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2020 12:21 PM
Admittedly sometimes I wonder if I fall into that category, but people have a habit of doing tons of social interaction on an unspoken level
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Which, like most neurodivergent people, I am very bad at reading
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:21 PM
or they may be being nice around you and your close freinds
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god i hope they're not creepy
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2020 12:23 PM
and a problem with the unspoken level is the majority of people doing it don't even realise they are; they learn it by osmosis and never really figure out why, so someone failing it just comes off as 'not right' but can't put a finger on why
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:24 PM
Here’s a big issue: people can behave wildly different depending on the people they’re interacting with. Watch out for enablers who ruin people.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 12:31 PM
Uff da, yeah, that's very true.
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There was a fellow in my D&D group who was generally fine around me and my brother.
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And then my SIL started playing in our campaigns, and his behavior toward her was... err, uncouth. To the max.
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Whether this was sexism, racism or both was not clear, but he changed on a dime.
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We ejected him with great haste and force, but a decade ago, both of us might have tried to paper over it.
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 12:33 PM
The true problem is when freinds choose enablers over you
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The Rover Formerly Known As Mars 2020 is my new nickname for Perseverance (edited)
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phone anime girls bully you for being poor
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 1:05 PM
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cursed image
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thank you
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task failed successfully
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@Unknown go commit airlock without a suit (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/06/2020 3:13 PM
goes to grab the mental floss...
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There is this one spudbrush I sometimes run into in GW2 who cannot utter a single thing without at least ten OwO or UwU mixed in.
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And another spudbrush who can't describe anything without half a dozen pepe or monka emoji every other damn sentence.
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There is such a thing as too far.
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 3:20 PM
Sorry
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sdschildberg 03/06/2020 3:55 PM
Lemme post something good to make up https://i.imgur.com/7taMbCM.png
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Everyone gangsta till the [REDACTED] goes [DATA EXPUNGED]
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The Paradox chart
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2020 8:51 AM
me
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ok but
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if you don't leave any comments
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you get to be a coder and a archaeologist at the same time
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BluejayHurricane 03/08/2020 12:24 PM
I like my archaeology without any death traps, thank you very much.
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That's no fun
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BluejayHurricane 03/08/2020 12:27 PM
Yes, but not wrecking buildings means I get to learn from them and/or don’t just have to rewrite everything.
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This is beyond capitalism
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0111narwhalz 03/09/2020 1:15 PM
…smells like heresy in here
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space book says this bad
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The top two boxes are definitely inaccurate.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/09/2020 2:42 PM
the reddit part is true
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more or less
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Alternatively,
you said something someone disagreed with
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/09/2020 4:08 PM
Sometimes Reddit can be summarized as 25-second-long farting sound
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0111narwhalz 03/09/2020 4:08 PM
followed by applause as everyone celebrates the sheer magnitude of that flatulence
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sdschildberg 03/09/2020 5:16 PM
Reddit is democracy at work For good, but usually for ill tbh.
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sdschildberg 03/09/2020 9:15 PM
is posting cringe a form of vandalism?
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BluejayHurricane 03/10/2020 1:43 AM
I think that depends on if you were trying to make things worse for everyone else. “This is really bad and everyone else needs to see it too” feels ok.
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Coincidence? I THINK NOT
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/10/2020 9:02 AM
Furrrrrrrrrrfu 😛
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poor laika
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Forgot about this one.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/10/2020 12:59 PM
oro?
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sdschildberg 03/11/2020 10:48 AM
Bluedit is based on consent and consensus and not on “Fortnite bad Keanu good wholesome 100”
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2020 11:53 AM
can't read the original scribblings, probably not missing out on anything
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"Make rapists afraid, not women" (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/11/2020 12:04 PM
I mean, I can't disagree with this sentiment.
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which is reddit, except simulated with GPT2 (the partial version, i think)
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it's... creepily accurate
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/11/2020 12:48 PM
dwight and michael's break-up
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(lenny face)
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oh no
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sdschildberg 03/11/2020 1:34 PM
All of these are accurate
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2020 1:35 PM
It's self aware in the sense that it's aware of all the stuff around it that's just noise in the world.
That doesn't sound particularly self-aware to me, lol.
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It's 5 months old... who knows that the bots have been plotting since then?
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they've learned to subsist off of flesh
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2020 1:39 PM
cue men only want one thing meme
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/11/2020 1:47 PM
They want to be transformed into wonky-eyed jewel squid?
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(OK, sorry, I'm made of wonky right now)
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i mean, i dunno
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you can sign me up for the tentacles
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@Buggy lewd
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(lenny face)
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should probably spend those points and evolve Cellulose Digestion to spread through paper products
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2020 2:07 PM
digestion viral
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hmmmmmm
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maybe it spontaneously evolves into a cellular organism
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2020 2:09 PM
seems legit
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Imagine him screaming at Palpatine from inside his head. "In my sleep?! Really? You fucking coward.
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sdschildberg 03/11/2020 5:23 PM
got ended due to the galactic case of grug-ism that setting’s going through
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2020 6:24 AM
oh yeah the lizard sex satellite
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there was a fundraiser to regain control of it a few years back but I don't think it was successful
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 6:26 AM
Sadly I tg crashef
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It. Crashed. Sorry, I clearly can't type in a rocking chair
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2020 9:55 AM
Is that Jean-Luc Picard, or Gurney Halleck?
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Yes (edited)
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this... is truly an 80s hero theme song
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2020 11:24 AM
From the furrrfu files :/
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sdschildberg 03/12/2020 11:35 AM
I have a worse cursed gun image The recreational™️ McGlock™️
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this is peak libertarianism
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No, this is peak white trash.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2020 12:43 PM
my school may close soon due to ze plague! (edited)
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same
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us/UK/other?
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BC my (UK) school is thinking of that
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Cursed
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Natural selection in action, folks!
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:42 AM
facefault
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 8:43 AM
a famous sports star here said 1) COVID-19 probably doesn't exist, 2) it's an excuse to vaccinate everyone with nasty stuff, 3) this nasty stuff with cause autism, and unrelated 4) 5G telecommunications networks will fry our brains
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thankfully most media is reporting it as "famous sports star has been hit in the head too many times and has gone crazy; please pity him and donate to the concussion research centre".
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:44 AM
aaagghhghghgg
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 8:44 AM
he is PISSED at that >:3
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:48 AM
I think some of these cheeseweasels who yatter about vaccines and autism are affected by the same bug as the flat-earth set.
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 8:49 AM
the longing for being part of a 'secret' and having special knowledge I think does a lot too
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but is solved much more healthily by, say, playing EVE
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:54 AM
Yeah, there's something to that.
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I used to work with a flat-earther.
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Who used to work for NASA, which fucking floored me.
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 8:55 AM
urgh
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janitor probably
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:56 AM
No, sysadmin.
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That made me do yet another doubletake.
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blursed
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2020 9:51 AM
so when does the nautilus emerge
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Little known fact: Donald Trump is a character in The Expanse
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Why are there many so many hot MILFs near me? What do they want? (edited)
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24 hour news cycle, compounded by crowdsourcing
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Cursed
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 12:44 PM
Turbo-cursed, and yet...
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Somehow I'm picturing something like that as precursor trolling.
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R'abbit flagnth! (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2020 1:40 PM
why is it mirrored
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probably couldn't find a good image with it facing the right way
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it'd look weird if it was slanted the other way
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2020 4:21 PM
the rest of the image could be flipped
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well glad to see capitalism is here to help us with coronavirus
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 9:30 PM
the flesh basin text is all blurry D:
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found the original
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2020 1:43 AM
link it I implore you
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2020 2:39 AM
it's a very calm, well coordinated line. I give them credit for that
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sdschildberg 03/14/2020 9:38 AM
TWDNEv3: A site demonstrating anime faces generated by StyleGAN 2 neural networks and text snippets generated by GPT-2-small.
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in all seriousness
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while it is amusing to watch, i don't get why people are surprised about the panic
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i mean... this happens really regularly. it should not be a surprise at this point.
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BluejayHurricane 03/15/2020 12:56 AM
I realize that this is probably a server where an annoyed sigh of “humans” is an appropriate response, but it feels the opposite of kind to do that.
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If I’m in a more bitter mood, the game changes but the players, after all of history, are still the same.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/15/2020 12:08 PM
The period from the death of Domitian to the accession of commodus was the best in all human history
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For Rome at least
12:08
According to the propaganda
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Ob Controversial And Inflammatory: In the same way that the Solar System can be described as four planets and some shrapnel, Human Civilization can be described as Rome, the Han, and some barbarians.
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Ah, the old "Rounding error so vast as to obliterate nigh on everything that matters about your data". A classic! I once had excel interpret my time data as dates, which was very wise of it, since I was working in microseconds and the dates only resolve to the minute
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(Alternative response: "that is to say, it can't") (edited)
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From a sufficiently distant view, anything can look like a rounding error.
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Don’t forget Persia, just because they’re in interregnum now.
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Tenochtitlan got consumed by Rome’s successors before it could become a contender
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 7:37 PM
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/16/2020 7:32 AM
That... ack
07:32
Confused me.
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Morgrim Moon 03/16/2020 8:15 AM
"I KNOW it’s the ides of march, but in order to practice safe social distancing I’m sorry to say that you may want to to consider not getting together with 22 of your closest friends to stab your local least favorite politician"
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sdschildberg 03/16/2020 9:36 AM
I made a little sword for Second Life while I'm sitting at home. Working through these projects is a wonderful feeling, and I hope nobody minds a little promotion! https://t.co/jqWFmCn0mU
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Eldrae vibes
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/16/2020 9:39 AM
I'm a wee bit surprised to see that it's actually that long - I thought it was a 1h messer, more or less.
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but yeah, I can sense the vibe
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i'll be honest, i don't really get that taunt
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i'm only partially familiar with the elder scrolls series, so i don't know what elder berries do ingame, but after a brief search it seems that: A: elder berries are real, and are pretty much just berries B: elder berries don't have a ES wiki entry
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or wait
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is that taunt from monty python?
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i'm dumb, it was from monty python
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He's calling your parents a whore and a wino
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/16/2020 6:43 PM
holy crap, I never figured that out
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that puts the insult in a different light
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Thank you, Japan (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/16/2020 8:12 PM
First shipgirls, then gungirls, then planegirls
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I asked for this once
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We have reached new advancements as a species
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Thank you, Japanese person
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You have done the world a great service
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it's not now
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it was then
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we're just seeing it now
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0111narwhalz 03/17/2020 11:09 AM
then-but-far-away = now though
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Cursed image
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Coronavirus
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/17/2020 6:28 PM
I died
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/17/2020 7:34 PM
No, you followed the recommended positions, and didn't 😛
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Couple days laye
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/18/2020 7:36 PM
At least I have a mew.
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I love democracy
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2020 8:55 PM
I AM
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THE SENATE
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(faint voice: not yet)
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It all makes sense now! (edited)
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Nobody:
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Me contacting primitives in Stellaris:
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Thank you, Brother Steve
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/22/2020 1:27 PM
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Hobie has OPPOSABLE THUMBS and a passion for CRIMES so I’m gonna compile them here for ur isolation viewing
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/22/2020 6:16 PM
obviously the grey knights
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sdschildberg 03/22/2020 6:17 PM
Still part of the IOM
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/22/2020 6:18 PM
then necrons
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/22/2020 6:31 PM
Well, some Necrons just want their old empire back, that's not too evil. Eldar mostly just want to survive, again, not too evil, but they could use some training on "sensible tradeoffs" and "other sophs matter too". Tau, err... They, well. Um.
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They want good things, but well, ends justify the means and they don't even care what their own people want.
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Tyranids. They’re just hungry.
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Also will end everyone else’s suffering
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/22/2020 6:33 PM
I suppose they score fewer evil-o-meter points simply by dint of not being capable of knowing better.
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Morgrim Moon 03/22/2020 7:08 PM
except for genestealers who do and don't care
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Morgrim Moon 03/22/2020 7:30 PM
Muito bom. Não sei bem o que eu esperava, certamente não era isso. Mas é mesmo muito bom! https://t.co/JHsM2jLAWX
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warning, buttocks
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Orks: they are just having playtime. And they have a true appreciation of the finer things in life.
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You read anything on that "Brighthammer" thing?
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The Orks there are Bloodbowl fans.
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😛 4
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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good thing too, because with the original version you could just contrive to put yourself in a situation where you really need a cornucopia machine
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It's only a matter of time until you need an immortagen!
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/23/2020 10:10 AM
The sooner the better, for that!
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Yeah, but you don't need it yet; you just want it
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/23/2020 4:02 PM
True.
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BluejayHurricane 03/23/2020 4:28 PM
Eh, I’d sort of like to keep a low-mid 20s brain, and repair work on that is going to suck whatever happens. So now would be fairly nice, if that’s worth anything.
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Morgrim Moon 03/25/2020 9:36 AM
😛 6
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sdschildberg 03/25/2020 6:11 PM
V!Taylor is one of the rare types to actually be in the “stays calm” category
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2020 6:18 PM
fails cold
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Morgrim Moon 03/26/2020 4:23 AM
"Man Eaten by Crocodile After Defying Coronavirus Lockdown" Well. That's one way of enforcing your isolation orders 🐊 (edited)
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Latin is the best language
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Mod?
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Not sure
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Found it on r/stellaris
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BluejayHurricane 03/27/2020 1:17 AM
Oh, a question and not a request for the moderators. I feel silly, but also please never post that second image again.
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Therapist: Kerbal Space Program: The Anime isn't real, it can't hurt you Kerbal Space Program: The Anime:
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 6:23 PM
is that Postcards from Laythe? :V
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i have no idea
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saw it on a meme channel
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no idea of the source
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2020 6:28 PM
and this is why you sign your art, I suppose
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@KAL_9000 The Ides of March were almost two weeks ago (15th)
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i know
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but i wanted to share the meme anyway
18:39
because it's good
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It's still a classic image even when not seasonally appropriate
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With Brazil’s far-right president Jair Bolsonaro claiming that COVID-19 is just a “little flu” and refusing to impose stronger measures to fight the pandemic, some criminal gangs have started imposing their own “coronavirus curfew” in Rio de Janeiro’s favelas.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/28/2020 8:40 AM
it's just a flu bro
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Sir, you’re gonna want to take a look at this
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Cursed TV
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🎵 We are family 🎵
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/31/2020 3:01 PM
awwww
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Choose your fighter
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/01/2020 4:16 PM
always bet on australian wildlife /shug
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and in reality it's more like Russia's land area
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since you know Pluto has a reverse face
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/01/2020 4:57 PM
I thought it was going to be a metaphor for spaghetti code
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that would be much more comprehensible, but no
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spaghetti
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i mean, yeah, thank you for highlighting Edmund’s often overlooked perspective here... but damn is that a big qualifier.
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The plot thickens
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coding in a nutshell
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2020 2:20 AM
XD
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0111narwhalz 04/04/2020 2:41 AM
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2020 5:15 AM
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I endorse this product.
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Warning: Do not drink tea if PuCube™ dissolves in tea
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The only problem I can see with this is that PuCube™ isn't sealed off from the tea, and plutonium is, if I remember right, horribly toxic even apart from the radioactivity thing.
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Ah, I checked the original and apparently he elected to not include cladding because it's for losers, makes sense.
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all these normies plugging their phones into outlets like losers
14:54
real men use RTGs
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Sure, my phone might be the weight of several bricks now, but at least I don't have to worry about battery charge.
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indeed
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Morgrim Moon 04/05/2020 1:27 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/05/2020 1:40 AM
That old joke rings even truer now
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Morgrim Moon 04/05/2020 5:36 AM
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Seems claims are a bit random in cases of Total War https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2048543317
Steam Community: Stellaris.
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I enlightened a primitive world (maroon) bordering an Exterminator (purple), then declared war on the Exterminators and found many of the stars I captured going to my vassal.
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BluejayHurricane 04/05/2020 2:28 PM
Eff?
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yes
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Hey, I’ve seen this one!
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sdschildberg 04/06/2020 5:28 PM
Ciadia stands or whatever the meme is
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/06/2020 5:31 PM
Cadia broke before the Guard did!
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2020 7:22 PM
CADIA...
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STANDS
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Enderminion 04/06/2020 7:57 PM
Cowards let the planet break under them
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Are you spreading heresy saying that Cadia fell?
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Are you disrespecting the sacrifice of the billions of guardsmen who forced the Despoiler to drop a Blackstone Fortress on it? https://youtu.be/ZEqba-Bg7Z0
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@Enderminion You HERETIC
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I SMELL HERESY
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Real grimdarkenvarriors blow up the planet they’re on to kill the enemy.
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Well Failbaddon the Harmless had to accomplish something.
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Also CADIA STANDS
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the only think possibly more grimdark than 40k is possibly worm
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sdschildberg 04/06/2020 10:33 PM
At least 40k can be construed as a joke
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2020 10:33 PM
Other way around sadly
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speaking of 40k
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i just found that the next part of Astartes was released a few days ago
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and i have
22:44
no fucking idea what that is
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sdschildberg 04/06/2020 10:44 PM
its a vector control core
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it's a big ball of weakly godlike don't poke
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and it was poked
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what follows is predictably unpredictable
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i saw that linked but i really dislike sitting through thirty minute videos that can probably be summed up in a paragraph
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but the comments aren't forthcoming so i'll probably sit through it at some point
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yu'vath
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He thinks it is a yu'vath artifact.
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Well, "artifact" / warp daemon computer thingamajig / NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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oof, and that is why you don't purge records and then forget about a ancient eldritch threat that you defeated
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He makes the case that they do know what it is. Just not quite as ready as they hoped to be.
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ah, i should probably watch it then
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You see, Abaddon’s Black Crusades were not actually 13 separate attempts at conquering the galaxy. They were a series of fetch quests.
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 1:49 PM
May 2020: someone decides to attack Cadia, NSW
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June 2020: Yellowstone goes off
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July 2020: the Cadian Siege breaks
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True fact: One of the battles of the Great Emu War was fought in Cadia
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 1:51 PM
is the Great Emu War the First Emu War or the Second Emu War
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or is it the Third Emu War, yet to come?
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There's actually an Emu War game by @Unknown on my website, though it doesn't have much to do with the real emu wars.
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a very good website
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* https://tty0.xyz/emuwar/ and some of the things it documents may not actually exist.
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oh yeah
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equator mountain moon
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he do be vibin tho 😳
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2020 4:01 PM
walnut
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mini-iapetus
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@Morgrim Moon Found one of those memes
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Enderminion 04/10/2020 7:50 PM
playing Rule the Waves with a custom nation, USA but Italy was replaced by the CSA
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the Traitors have a States Rights class Battlecruiser named Confederate States
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I renamed one of my two Yorktown class Battlecruisers (still being built) United States
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United States is more than double the size of Confederate States, 10x14" Rifles compared to 6 11" or 12" guns
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Not ticks
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Cave just looks like him
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/10/2020 8:32 PM
wat
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sorry, sounds like him
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Oof
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/11/2020 10:38 AM
Nah, person on the right is planning a trip to Romania.
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Nobody:
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Me and my forks at 3 AM:
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sdschildberg 04/12/2020 8:49 AM
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Peaceful, not stupid
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sdschildberg 04/12/2020 8:54 AM
“It’s OK as long as it’s defensive”
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2020 8:55 AM
so you can only build juggernaughts if you're in a federations
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Just the DLC so far as I can tell
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2020 8:59 AM
i mean, they're only accessible if your empire is in a fed right
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BluejayHurricane 04/12/2020 11:35 AM
See, that would have been a fantastic note to put in for April 1. Everyone tries it out, and it only works sometimes. First 3 people on a given server during the day, so it doesn’t get too bad.
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@Unknown I like how the peace enforcer looks like an eldra
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sdschildberg 04/12/2020 3:22 PM
“Peace through flattening anyone who bothers us” fits as well
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Australia is the on-fire one for Spring and Autumn, an extra-on-fire one for summer, and the Canada-summer one for winter
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/13/2020 4:53 AM
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delete this
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/13/2020 5:09 PM
wtf it's flat!!!
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sry fam bang
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/13/2020 8:41 PM
@Xenoangel this is my process
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this thiis this
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2020 8:48 PM
process
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/14/2020 5:17 PM
It absolutely flabbergasts me that anyone believed that even for a second.
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I halfway understand the people who heard "ionizing rads can give you cancer" and translated to "radiation is magic death cancer cooties", but c'mon. Viruses are old news by now.
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Unless it's a new strain of the same madness that says AIDS is not caused by a virus, or EDS is caused by pussification, or something like that.
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sdschildberg 04/14/2020 5:20 PM
Or COVID is a bio weapon, and WHO not calling for apocalypse is a part of a CCP scheme (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/14/2020 5:20 PM
See, that's wrong but at least it's not made of totally mooninitic logic.
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(Granted, the way it manifests means it would be a really bad bioweapon, but...)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2020 5:22 PM
People believe it
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And they also believe the pandemic isn't real
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Idiots are idiots
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related
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2020 6:10 PM
EEJETS
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sdschildberg 04/14/2020 6:23 PM
Venom vibes
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cursed af
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Karens: "ThEy AdMiT iT"
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/15/2020 7:37 AM
The derp, it burns.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/15/2020 7:42 AM
@KAL_9000 It makes me double-sad that some people will think that way
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Hell, they called it when Denver Int'l put up those ads
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Some people still don’t realize The Onion is satire
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Megastructural engineers: Yet.
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Re juggernauts and peace enforcement: Pax Prompter Vim , as the Lats say.
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Badly translated, "Do Not Make Us Come Over There".
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Or possibly "Do Not Make Us Angry. You Will Not Like Us When We're Angry."
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2020 10:33 AM
I kinda dispute their ability to build a big enough bathtub and get the water to stay in the bottom of it and not, you know, forming a planet-sized bubble
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or sneaking to the wrong side of the tub
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Also, gentles all, even in #dank, I'd take it as a kindness if we could refrain from stereotyping groups of folk who aren't intentionally defining themselves by said stereotype. It promotes sloppy thinking and is kind of mean-spirited besides. (Also, as a brony, I can confirm that we are neither controlled by the Bavarian Warmblood Illuminati, nor do we take required groupthink from the Protocols of the Elders of Horsedom .) (edited)
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On a more memetic note:
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Overmind pinned a message to this channel. 04/15/2020 10:39 AM
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mah brain is mean
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That is far too accurate
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/15/2020 8:19 PM
@Xenoangel Frell, that's me
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When did people start making full video and audio memes?
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sdschildberg 04/15/2020 8:22 PM
Everyone’s stuck inside and bored More time to polish posts
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Also, the Corpus doesn't seem too concerned with maximizing profit if they're having cyborg debt-slave do manual labor.
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sdschildberg 04/15/2020 8:24 PM
I still say that it’s more a cargo cult at this point for these sorts of debt colonies (edited)
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oh god oh fuck
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2020 10:08 PM
what is that song/video from?
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Warframe
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2020 10:28 PM
huh. Replacing heads seems a silly decision but that's a cool song
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The replacement isn't voluntary. They sell the organics to pay off debt and are replaced by cheap cybernetics. The worldbuilding in Warframe bounces around a bunch, but it's still fun and has some interesting stuff. (edited)
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sdschildberg 04/15/2020 10:39 PM
Frozen Venus and all
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Technically, not all of Venus is frozen. It's just the result of Corpus/Orokin terraforming, and that's where the interesting stuff is. Not sure why they want that though. (edited)
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sdschildberg 04/15/2020 11:39 PM
Most models of space piracy that make even the slightest bit of sense involve knocking soft stationary targets rather than ships. Which means space pirates with peg legs are out and space vikings are in
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0111narwhalz 04/16/2020 2:45 AM
Clearly the Orokin wanted to freeze the CO₂ out.
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@Unknown Some ideas I have for the Para-Imperium’s interregnum include pirates forming Mongol-style nomad empires.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/16/2020 1:18 PM
I mean, vaguely funny and yet kinda hammering that "all furries are yiffmonsters with zoophile and pedophile tendencies" stereotype pretty hard.
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pls delete
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racial slur detected
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For all I know the original poster was black
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@KAL_9000 That thing about the stereotyping groups of folk I pinned to this channel yesterday? While a general rule, in this case, I mean you, m'kay?
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lol ok (edited)
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That post convienently ignores that the single biggest problem in any seige IS STARVING TO DEATH.
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Quarantines were a periodic fact of life before Jonas Salk.
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We are already having issues in our food production system due to this situation. Keep this going for a few months and we will easily have more deaths from famine than from the worst predictions of COVID
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basically, the person who wrote that does not know anything of.... 1. History 2. Seige warfare 3. Economics 4. Quarantines All the while strutting his incredible wisdom.
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Morgrim Moon 04/16/2020 8:54 PM
Or they're making a joke
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Yeah, we're kind of spoiled
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/16/2020 9:01 PM
Many of us also live paycheck-to-paycheck and cannot work from home
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So he can shove it up his sun-un-shiney place, joke or not
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As much as the experts would love to be able to do it we can't keep everything but essential services shuttered beyond about May
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The economy will tailspin if we try
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And I'm pretty sure Illinois can wait a few months for the Lidar report on how little they've repaired their roads since last year.
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Yet I'm still working on that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/16/2020 9:26 PM
ahhh, too bad I'm a furry, greatly reduces the number of circles I can tolerate
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Morgrim Moon 04/17/2020 9:25 AM
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/17/2020 9:44 AM
Hahaha
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Someone is clearly very, very bored
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BluejayHurricane 04/17/2020 10:15 AM
I bet you could make a flamethrower with just the allowed ingredients, although you would need both the coke and mentos.
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Morgrim Moon 04/17/2020 10:16 AM
ish. While possible to build a flamethrower from household ingredients, you've got a sharply limited period of time before it burns you
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BluejayHurricane 04/17/2020 10:29 AM
Well, yeah. I’m not suicidally bored enough to try, but I am bored enough to try to figure out how.
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0111narwhalz 04/17/2020 2:41 PM
YOU CAN HAVE FOUR
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2020 2:51 AM
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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Gomorrhea.
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A new GM is running a game today. Our quest is to get the king burgers. I'm losing my mind.
😂 3
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2020 3:15 PM
'tis true
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For some reason I initially parsed that as "gallery of regurgitable food", but then, it's probably that, too.
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sdschildberg 04/19/2020 4:16 PM
Star wars theory just crack enough to work Space magic is, to some degree, hereditary
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2020 4:17 PM
midichlorians?
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sdschildberg 04/19/2020 4:18 PM
It just so happens that in a galaxy of billions there’s a lot of people who are descendants of a force user This is the only way that part of ep 9 can work
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do not mention
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that part
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sdschildberg 04/19/2020 4:55 PM
lightning go zap This also mixes well with “the force is the reason for the brutal, irrational galaxy, and the cause of the wars”, which I remember seeing on here (edited)
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Thank you, delivery people! (edited)
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the most cursed crossover (edited)
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kill me
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Eh, I’m reading a pretty funny crossover with Prince Blueblood as Ciaphas Cain
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BluejayHurricane 04/19/2020 7:00 PM
I finished that one, but the pacing went a little long. It wasn’t too bad, though.
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As Equestrian forces march into the Changeling heartlands, Blueblood must rely on his instincts of self-preservation, deception, and sheer blind luck to survive. Equine military fiction in the style of Flashman and Ciaphas Cain.
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BluejayHurricane 04/19/2020 7:23 PM
I’m giving it some time to build.
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BluejayHurricane 04/19/2020 7:33 PM
I just reread Starlight over Detrot, though. That was fantastic.
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what happens when you buy a discount bioshell:
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Actually H. sapiens sapiens goes all the way back to Linneus.
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Unfortunately he also listed four other extant subspecies.
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Nowadays anthropologists debate whether neanderthalensis, rhodesiensis, and idaltu qualify as extinct subspecies.
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don't you just hate it when that happens?
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sdschildberg 04/23/2020 8:57 PM
Pspspsp (edited)
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sdschildberg 04/23/2020 9:24 PM
Big brain fantasy idea: merchant republics
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BluejayHurricane 04/23/2020 9:25 PM
See Italy
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But yeah, it was pretty neat, and I would read it if someone wanted to write it
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sdschildberg 04/23/2020 9:28 PM
Seeing what is basically x-cap shenanigans in a fantasy setting for small wars would be far better than “war of the roses but with wizards” (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 04/23/2020 9:30 PM
Absolutely. It was just barely touched upon in dungeonomics, but they were always really compelling settings when they came up. https://critical-hits.com/blog/category/critical-hits/columns/dungeonomics/
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Also, they’re updating again. Yay!
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sdschildberg 04/23/2020 9:31 PM
There’s more to the world than kingdoms and theocracies Alliances of merchant states, confederations, disthmarchen, all are underexplored settings (edited)
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Big brain fantasy idea: merchant republics
@Unknown You mean like Ankh-Morpork?
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... yeah the idea of high-fantasy merchant republics is not a new one
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Like, at all
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/24/2020 6:47 AM
blarg
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Well, Discworld is pretty fond of subverting fantasy tropes like the Divine Right of Kings.
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Discworld is not that original; "The hive of scum and villainy and also capitalism" is a trope for a reason
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(Also I am as we speak reading a webnovel with a city named "Merchantis" in it)
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2020 11:08 PM
SPOILER
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BluejayHurricane 04/24/2020 11:10 PM
Confirmed, but I hit a bomb before realizing it wasn’t bubble wrap.
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bubble wrap will have to wait until discord can embed whole videos like that
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and then every one will be a second-long video with a popping sound
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BluejayHurricane 04/24/2020 11:13 PM
No, this stuff
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oo|| (edited)
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Done correctly, at least.
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oooo oooo oooo oooo
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BluejayHurricane 04/24/2020 11:15 PM
Phone!
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Exactly.
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Also, I now get exactly why public places are paranoid about unattended bags.
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2020 11:16 PM
oh?
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BluejayHurricane 04/24/2020 11:18 PM
I lost that game within two moves because I didn’t know I was playing. Multiply by the cost of screwing up, and it becomes pretty clear.
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you should start with a couple of tiles uncovered
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SPOILER
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2020 11:24 PM
it took me two attempts, the first was "what the hell is this?", clicking a bomb, and going oh. Then the second actually playing
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Speed loaders are for suckers
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someone on reddit translated the sides as: 兩盞則放: Drink two cups immediately 三盞一去: Drink three cups at once 衆人打鼻: Let everybody hit you on the nose 飮盡大笑: Drink a big cup and laugh loudly 醜物莫放: Drink...
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go home ksp, you're drunk
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It's boomer humour, sir, but it checks out.
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Most self-isolating citites are seeing deer or goats.
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South Australia Police released footage on April 19 showing a kangaroo hopping through an empty central business district in Adelaide as coronavirus restrictions kept city residents at home.
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a likely story, but we all know that the real reason is that the Emus used the virus outbreak as a distraction to stage a coup, and everyone is staying indoors to avoid their fearsome Kangaroo enforcers.
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The Second Emu War was over before it even started.
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2020 11:00 PM
this would be the Third Emu War though
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oh right, i always forget that the Emu War was actually two separate conflicts right after one another
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/26/2020 11:02 PM
the emu war was actually a victory
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the ozzies figured out they had to crowdsource the fighting
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instad of crowdfunding it
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good thing its probably hard to breed emus, too
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or else you'd end up with the whole bounty-on-snake-makes-snake-farms issue
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sdschildberg 04/26/2020 11:04 PM
The real lesson is “the equivalent of a couple of technicals aren’t good for this”
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Madison police posted a photo on Facebook Sunday, that shows what appears to be a badger walking around a Madison park.
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2020 11:55 PM
emu aren't hard to breed
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2020 11:57 PM
"but why would you want to?"
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2020 11:57 PM
they're just not particularly fast to breed. And australia still has bounties on feral animals. The trick to avoiding the "snake farm" issue is to make the bounty high enough that it's cost effective to shoot the things, but low enough that it is NOT cost effective to breed the thing
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eh, there are emu farms, the emu oil has very good qualities
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That’s interesting.
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Spanish: te.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/27/2020 5:22 PM
getting real tired of Wojak
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pretty much all i know about Wojak is that he's really bad at the cryptocurrency markets
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0111narwhalz 04/27/2020 8:44 PM
what's a wojak
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does it have something to do with that car anti-theft device?
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wojack is this guy
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he's a meme heavily associated with 4chan, usually representing exaggerated expressions and emotions
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0111narwhalz 04/27/2020 11:19 PM
ah
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checkmate
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It just occurred to me that, depending on the translation, "desu" and "amen" mean the same thing. This is cursed knowledge so I must share it.
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 11:43 AM
shame
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sdschildberg 04/30/2020 5:41 PM
The only sane people in the 40k community are Ork fans. No lore, no worshipping space facists/cultists/communists, just memes (edited)
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necron stan
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Is there some sort of orc memes subreddit? I need to expand my meme libraries.
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r/40korkscience (edited)
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Great.
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I have over 2000 memes stored and need to expand my collection further to keep my two subscribers happy.
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behold an entire research paper written in Orkglish (edited)
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me waiting for ksp 2
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BluejayHurricane 04/30/2020 9:36 PM
“”OI TOOK ALL DA DAKKA OFF DA BUGGIES TOO, ‘CUZ WE IS TESTIN KOLOUR, NOT DAKKA. DA DRIVAS HATED DAT, BUT OI GOT TA KEEP DA DAKKA, SO OI FINK DA EFFICS BORED AIN’T GONNA ‘AVE DA GUTZ TO YELL AT ME.””... I want to try that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/30/2020 9:50 PM
@KAL_9000 that's the most epic shitpost ever
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okay, one of the most
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sdschildberg 04/30/2020 10:26 PM
Fun mod interactions: one of the goverment type names in my stellaris game is nazbolism
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The recent discussion on working times made me think of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QAVquq9bNs
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(sorry bizarro)
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This guy has a few of these videos which somehow manage to be both a meme and capture the essence of this sort of stuff
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really this whole microculture that has emerged around cryptocurrencies, specifically, is fascinating.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2020 9:36 AM
it's fine
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although you didn't post his bogdanov videos
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the thing is cryptocurrencies have become so valued as investments on their own, rather than currencies, that it attracted chumps hoping to get rich quick
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literally all the memes coming out of /biz/ are because these people fancy themselves investors, while being clueless gamblers in reality (edited)
09:39
that's the real joke
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sdschildberg 05/01/2020 10:26 AM
Same with WSB
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yeah, the DBZ fight between bogdanov and the other guy was pretty well done
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Pfft ahaha 😂!
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So that means I can idolize the other factions.
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Papa Nurgle says we should break quarantine and lick doorknobs.
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sdschildberg 05/02/2020 9:43 PM
Ork gang
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There was actually an SCP about that.
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Morgrim Moon 05/03/2020 8:07 AM
yoinking for my FMA server
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http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2167 Someone put a lot of effort into this.
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i'm reminded of something
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hold on lemme find it
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ah here we go
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basically "demons as an allegory for strong AI, the story prompt"
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nothing ever came of it sadly
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Morgrim Moon 05/03/2020 10:00 AM
same source as the maths one?
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Presumably.
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There's also this one.
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this post radiates anger
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/04/2020 5:15 PM
makemake is the best TNO except pluto
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Haumea gang
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/04/2020 5:17 PM
fuck I mean haumea
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I forgot haumea was the oblate one
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0111narwhalz 05/04/2020 5:18 PM
I want a prolate dwarf planet
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or, better, a piriform one
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/04/2020 5:33 PM
gonna take some black magic to find one
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Pluto could be a planet, and not Ceres, Eris, etc, because a significant factor is historical and cultural significance
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in short, Pluto is much more popular to the point that there was a outrage when it wasn't given honorary planet status. Size is only part of the equation here.
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don't know if this is ticky enough to be deleted. "Dear Liberals" is a pretty common template now, so...
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sdschildberg 05/04/2020 7:48 PM
your health stat dump stat
Smooth brain
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Everyone concentrate fire on Shapiro!
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/04/2020 8:06 PM
Quick, before he destroys us with facts and logic!
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God, I'll never take that phrase seriously ever again
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X Æ A-12 (edited)
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i've seen the AE Frankenstein letter around before, but until now i've been pronouncing it "ae". Apparently it's "ash"?
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english latin plz
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/05/2020 10:50 AM
The name of the letter is "ash", yes.
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Well, in English it is.
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sdschildberg 05/06/2020 12:30 AM
Ft. A reddit downvote
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reddit was the counter-illuminati.
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in 1918.
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don't question it
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2020 10:47 AM
>dominance
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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0111narwhalz 05/07/2020 1:36 PM
All these worlds are yours, except Europa. That's the Queen's.
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*All these worlds are the Queen's. (edited)
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RULE
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BRITANNIA
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2020 1:46 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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sdschildberg 05/07/2020 1:46 PM
Are you with us, todd howard?
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sdschildberg 05/08/2020 3:38 PM
Hey 🅱️eter
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Enderminion 05/08/2020 5:33 PM
Murder Hornets are overstated
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and only local to the area I live in.... you know what, nevermind, keep panicking
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wait what happened in April?
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The US Air Force made some videos of unidentified aerial phenomena public.
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Enderminion 05/08/2020 5:48 PM
oh
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I thought that was the Navy
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Might have been
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/08/2020 7:17 PM
tbh
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when your ship is built out of "cutting-edge lightweight alloys"
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2020 4:11 AM
whoops
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landing anchors, people!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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later: "Wow, this thing is fast! It can even run Minecraft... running on redstone inside of MInecraft!"
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Three. Separate. Times. please stop japan
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sdschildberg 05/09/2020 6:38 PM
militarism via anime girls
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0111narwhalz 05/09/2020 6:38 PM
's just Japan ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/09/2020 6:47 PM
azur lane is chinese
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sdschildberg 05/09/2020 6:48 PM
gimme azur lane x PLAN cowards
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Skip to 5:00
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0111narwhalz 05/10/2020 6:50 PM
you know you can put timestamps in the URL right?
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Not on mobile
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0111narwhalz 05/10/2020 7:02 PM
you can still type V:
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?t=300 would've done it
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ok fixed
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try it now
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sdschildberg 05/10/2020 7:04 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/10/2020 7:08 PM
is this gen 5
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sdschildberg 05/10/2020 7:11 PM
This is 5.1e
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transhumanist problems
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heros can pull off black trenchcoats too, though
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 12:58 AM
something something Neo
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haha nice
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cartoon aesthetics
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 1:50 PM
lips
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do not animate lips in flat colors
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sdschildberg 05/12/2020 2:02 PM
Giant cylinder heads are already iffy. Plonking everything but the eyebrows at the base is the problem
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Giant cylinder heads belong on Kerbals only
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 2:05 PM
if you have lines, do not put any of them around the lips
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also, do not put excessive detail in the eyes
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sdschildberg 05/12/2020 2:06 PM
The bottom eyelids
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 2:07 PM
yeah also that
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eye-shaped eyes please
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“Sorry, your credit rating does not cover resleeving.”
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/12/2020 5:13 PM
ayyyyyyyy
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r/assholedesign
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/12/2020 10:09 PM
what is this, a mountain bike trail
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 11:25 PM
what's a trebuchet then?
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Morgrim Moon 05/12/2020 11:44 PM
angry rubber bands
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no, actually, they're those bamboo bonk things in gardens for scaring off birds
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 11:45 PM
Rubber bands? That's slingshots V:
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BluejayHurricane 05/13/2020 12:07 AM
No, that’s a ballista.
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0111narwhalz 05/13/2020 12:07 AM
Ballistas are torsion…
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(so are catapults but different)
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One of the earliest catapults, the Roman onager, was named after the wild ass
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BluejayHurricane 05/13/2020 9:48 AM
That was a good episode.
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i dunno, i couldn't really watch Phineas and Ferb because i emphasized with Candice too much.
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I mean, they almost died more than a few times, and even if they were safe doing it it would be incredibly annoying to be in that situation with those things happening and yet being completely unable to prove it
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WOW.........
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being clever is scamming someone 50 bucks for a fake leak
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being dedicated is spending hours filling it with 4tb worth of pictures of fans.
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sdschildberg 05/13/2020 10:24 AM
For a lame pun
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Yeah... wow. I wish I had that sort of dedication.
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BluejayHurricane 05/13/2020 12:42 PM
Or you do a little bit of algorithm design, test it off of google results, and then run a secondary filter on top of google results. 4TB is about 2000 hours of movie, or 400,000 pictures. Manual compilation is infeasible.
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well yes, it's mandatory to automate it, but that's still a fair bit of effort and bandwidth to put in
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2020 5:53 AM
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Bandal likes his new hat
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sdschildberg 05/14/2020 8:52 AM
Good floof
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Okay, thanks for letting me know
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I'll have to change my plans
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Thee fursuitte parayde shalle begyn nearto the mayne balle room at half past terce.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/14/2020 5:54 PM
you sure it isn't chynocephaly art
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:y
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The Amazon decided to one-up Australia
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/17/2020 2:35 PM
Unfortunately Stupid is real, real good at entrenching itself
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BluejayHurricane 05/17/2020 3:18 PM
Also, a crusade is prone to infiltration by Stupid really quickly. Get just a few too many people who aren’t thinking really carefully about what and why they’re doing what they’re doing, and you just created one of the greatest forces for stupid possible.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/17/2020 5:05 PM
10 days
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Yes
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Mission patches are for CRS-10, Apollo 10, Expedition 10, and STS-10
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/17/2020 7:05 PM
As I have heard a few times before
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Dragon... layer
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👉 😎 👉
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/17/2020 7:12 PM
He ain't braggin - just dragon shaggin'
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Guys, I've got a movie pitch
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Hear me out
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It's called Toy Story: (edited)
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Andy, a young boy who enjoys playing with his toys in his spare time, often wanders into him room to find things...off. Something may have moved, a toy may have vanished only to reappear the next day, voices are heard from his room from the ground floor only to hear a slight panic then silence whenever he approaches the room again. And imagine, one day, if he heard this talking once again only to walk into his room, hear the split second SHOCK to silence just to see his favourite, cowboy toy laying on the floor. Only this time, just before he laid his eyes on the toy, he could see in the corner of his eye the left hand of Woody just slightly flop to the ground. Flop to the ground as if he just fell. But, how could a toy fall if it was laying on the ground to begin with? That's if, it was laying on the ground the whole time. He begins to think that he is never truly alone in his room anymore and those beady toy eyes that face him in the night while he's sleeping arent just facing him out of chance. They're watching him. They're looking. Andy isn't alone. Nor was he ever alone. This is the tale of a boy who loses his mind at the thought that he has never been alone for his entire life and that the 'friends' he made growing up may be a little more real than he first thought. A little too real.
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"The machine is working at 3000% efficiency!" "What does the machine do?" "Generate mathematically inaccurate statements!"
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dragonslayer
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dragon slayer
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dragon's layer
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😎
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/18/2020 2:15 PM
That just makes my teeth itch
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Because while I totally get that it's a joke, I get a real Poe's Law vibe these days.
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Word.
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Also: Vermin Supreme - name, or new title for the Presidency?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2020 4:59 PM
both
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I'm going for "reincarnation of Joshua Norton"
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2020 5:15 PM
👏
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unironically
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like applause
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 11:12 AM
chili
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Taking jupiter to rehab that moon addiction getting out of hand
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Skitter? Weaver? Khepri? Who's that? Did you mean... Taylor "Youthanizer" Hebert Taylor "Age On The Clock, You Get The Glock" Hebert Taylor "Dis-Aster" Hebert Taylor "Toddler Terminator" Hebert Taylor "Do What's Right, Kill The Tyke" Hebert Taylor "Slaughterhouse Nine And Under" Hebert Taylor "Gestation Uncreation" Hebert Taylor "Bug-Suffocate The Neonate" Hebert Taylor "Procreation? Escalation" Hebert Taylor "Six Years Old and Six Feet Under" Hebert Taylor "Out The Womb, In The Tomb" Hebert Taylor "Sting Young Things" Hebert Taylor "A Baby Slayed Is A Baby Not-Grayed" Hebert Taylor "CPS: Capital Punishment Services" Hebert
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YES
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all my yes
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there's even more here
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Queen Adminislayer
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that's a cape name if i've ever heard one
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What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Master 8, Aster 0
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Aster Blaster
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Infanti-fa
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This is genuinely incredibly tasteless.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:37 PM
@KAL_9000 She went from Master to M
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yes
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Aster Baiter
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:39 PM
okay okay that one sounds wrong
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:p
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Pacifier Pacifier
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:43 PM
still though
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that was so fucked up
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probably the worst thing she did
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did we forget about the whole khepri thing?
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i don't remember the scene super well but wasn't aster, like
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behind carried away by a member of the S9?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:44 PM
yaeh
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being*
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:44 PM
yeah
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i mean, of all the times to mercy kill someone...
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:45 PM
I don't think its a given that Aster would have been put in a loop
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But it was like 99% certain the S9000 would've done something to screw her beyond repair
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:45 PM
Speaking of S9’s power over the mind and sanity of supers, RIP sphere
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Can we get a mega F for Sphere
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:45 PM
F for our sphere man
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F, he was gonna put us on the moon
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Enderminion 05/19/2020 3:46 PM
just get Doc Manhattan to do it
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wrong verse
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:46 PM
Wrong edgy supers
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doesn't watchmen have literally 1 super
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Enderminion 05/19/2020 3:47 PM
one and a half
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and everyone else is just wearing tights
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:47 PM
yeah
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literally everyone else is just a tightswearing lunatic
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except maybe ozy
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spandex + saving people = superhero
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ozy is smart enough to pull the batman thing off i guess
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Ozy is a Tinker
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possibly Thinker
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Enderminion 05/19/2020 3:48 PM
Ozy made a psychic nuke and caused three Megadeaths in New York
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:48 PM
Is batman a superhero?
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he manages, somehow
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Batman is a Tinker
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Enderminion 05/19/2020 3:48 PM
he goes toe to toe with Superman and doesn't lose
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:49 PM
Tinker brawler
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arguably his superpower is being paranoid
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:49 PM
And rich
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Bat-themed items ain’t cheap
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capitalism is a superpower
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rich is one of the strongest superpowers
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:49 PM
He’s one tiny step from just shooting coins at people
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See also: Iron Man, Elon Musk
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 3:50 PM
the butts match
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the facts DONT LIE
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hmm, i'm seeing a trend here
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ozy: rich, tinker
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batman: rich, tinker
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iron man: rich, tinker
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:51 PM
Because tinker material aint free and arms development makes you money (edited)
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clearly, being rich makes you smart.
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elon musk: rich, tinker
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Enderminion 05/19/2020 3:51 PM
Taylor in various wormfics: poor, tinker
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that phrase about happiness makes a lot more sense now; money doesn't buy happiness, it buys smart
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:55 PM
The Heart (to use tvtropes notation) of super teams have the daunting task of keeping the team from devolving into villany
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right, so heart=not evil, rich=smart
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slowly but surely, we're uncovering the fundamental equations of Supers
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Could this lead to a Unified Cape Theory? (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:57 PM
Unified theory of cape teams
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Today in the news: people accidentally re-invent TV tropes
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:58 PM
I’m taking terms offa tvtropes
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Are villains antimatter heroes?
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Okay you just do TVtropes some more, intentionally then :P
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 3:59 PM
Not to mention that heart as a power often lets you utterly destroy hostile minds
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hmm, I wonder what anti-heart is
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 4:00 PM
Mind control
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ah, makes sense
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 4:00 PM
Plain and simple. The corrupted version of fixing someone’s issues is turning their will off
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Heart is just memetics, after all
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and mind control is memetics as is a sledgehammer to... something less smashy and more gentle.
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that metaphor kinda fell flat.
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No the anti-heart is being an abusive prick
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Because that's actually a villain role and they only need mind-control when the writers were being lazy
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(Which to be fair is not exactly rare)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 4:09 PM
sledgehammer to a screwdriver
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or sword vs. scalpe
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cursed idea: heroes using mind control For The Greater Good
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Go read glowfic like a regular person
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 4:10 PM
eh
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(For context: one of the standard glowfic premises is "everyone has mindcontrol, it's a traumatic mess")
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As far as I can tell, at least
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the fuck is glowfic
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I misjudged what side of the rat-sphere this server is on, I see
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 4:15 PM
🐀
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glowfic is a subset of ratfic with a whole lot of ideosyncracies and specific format choices
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 4:15 PM
I know what ratfic is
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but was only passingly familiar with glowfic
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Yeah I wasn't expecting people to know what it was in detail, hence the context-supply
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But I was expecting people to be aware of "This is a subset of fanfic"
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what is ratfic
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... rationalist fiction? fanfiction, generally?
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ah ok
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its very recognizable
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you'll see lots of mentions of bayesian reasoning, fallacies, etc
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... not in good ratfic (edited)
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...i thought HPMOR was good
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It's not the worst
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But I'm not really a fan
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and POOS which is actually one of the worst acronyms for a story i've seen
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rational Animorphs does it a little, iirc, but not much
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It's disrespectful to the characters and worldbuilding; bad ratfic says "these people are stupid, aren't I smart for figuring it out", it says "what would this setting look like if everyone was well-written and as rational or irrational as their specific personality caused them to be"
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that's fair but
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the world of Harry Potter is insane
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it's a Only Sane Man kinda situation
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Oh yeah absolutely, it's a poorly written setting
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i never got why people liked HP
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and it'd be really hard to have everyone in it be relatively sane but keep the majority of the setting insane
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But you don't get a good story by pointing that out
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... yes you fix the worldbuilding too, worldbuilding is just people with from a distance
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You sit back and ask "Why is this thing so"
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i'm reminded of WTR where the characters are sane enough, the protagonist is generally rational (if not explicitly naming fallacies or such), but the entire world is batshit because it's based on DC where the laws of physics are mild suggestions
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WTR is not immediately expanding
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Oh With This Ring
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Yeah see "Explictly naming fallacies" is not a thing many people do
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It's a thing Elizer Yudkowsky does
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pretty much yeah
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So his self-insert does it too
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And Big Yud is a nut
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An important nut who wrote some good stuff
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But still, a nut who wrote some very silly stuff
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i mean, i'd say it would lead to better thinking than not, it's just you kinda can't cite a bunch of studies in the middle of a conversation without sounding pretentious
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taking a look at clearly and scientificly verified flaws in human thinking and keeping a eye out for them is a good idea
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I'm not too familiar with the rationalist community
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Who is Elizer Yudkowsky?
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lots of people will give you a very different answer
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ah, one of those people
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Absolutely, but also citing fallacies word-by-word isn't really a very good technique for removing them?
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if you ask him, he's a core member of the rationalist community and one of the keystones of safe AGI research, insofar as almost no one takes the field seriously yet and he does
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Like, yeah, being taught about them is important, but truth-finding is a complicated mess of processes
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... AI safety is doing pretty well these days
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the heck is safe AGI research? (edited)
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I mean in the actually AI research community
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KAL it's okay to ask questions but please don't swear at us
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oof sorry
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how is it different from normal AI research?
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he's a firm believer in exponential intelligence, so he really wants to nail down the whole "make a friendly seed AI" thing ASAP
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It's clear you're entering a new domain of knowledge and a new community and there is a lot of context but it's still rude to ask in such an insulting manner
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ok sorry
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I know about AI research and seed AIs and stuff, but I haven't heard of the difference between "safe" and "unsafe"
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like, he wants a foundation for how you could define such a thing's utility function now. Nevermind that we have hardly a clue how you'd design a seed AI. It's a reasonable stance given the risk, i'd say, but lots of people have differing opinions
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Essentially, he's very worried that a general self-improving AI could rapidly become the single most powerful entity in our lightcone and thus it's very important to figure out how to make sure that you ask it for the right things
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Making the Singularity work for you and not against you
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exactly
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It's an important domain to research now because the final rush will be an arms race not a slow careful step, and also formally defining "goodness" or at least "Human-compatibility" is really hard
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Tell it to make people happy and it will just inject everyone with dopamine forever, essentially?
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And then a thousand other flaws, yeah
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or it computes the ideal happiest person's happiest day, and then builds a dyson sphere to run n^x simulations of that
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So they're working on problems like "What is good" and "how do we do game theory" and so forth as well as more directly comp-sci related stuff
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But this is just one wing of the Big Yud experience
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"The Big Yud experience" should be pinned
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He was a big deal and wrote a bunch of important texts; the sequences most notably but also HPMOR and so forth, which were important for founding the rationalist traddition and subculture
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And then went on to write ... weird porn and tumblr fanfic?
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w h a t
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It's the crazy grandpa of the rationalists is how I see him
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You have to actually buy the weird porn so IDK what it's actually like
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also he sorta has a big head to fit the reputation, and lots of people are split on whether he's just being honest about his contributions or whether he has a inflated ego
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i'm reminded of one of his short stories where he basically lays out a vision of a alternate earth where rationality took off and its a paradise and he's a average guy unwittingly transposed here, and ends it with "i wish i could admit i invented all these amazing rationality techniques that lead to that paradise, but actually... it's all a lie, i'm a time traveller from the future! Ha!"
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that's... really not a exaggeration.
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... isn't that also the one where he talks about how great it is that noone made him self-modify out of being a sadist? (edited)
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w h a t
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I have a confession to make. It's something which has been weighing on my mind for a long, long time - since late 2000, actually. I did not invent timeless decision theory. I did not invent the...
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a quote from a bit further down
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So that you don’t think I’m being completely prejudiced or remembering home through rose-colored glasses, I’ll mention two places where Earth did far better than dath ilan, namely BDSM and macroeconomics.
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This makes me want to go on a rant about tunnel design
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r/nocontext
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Because he's clearly making bad impulse takes on why [design] is good without thinking about it
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"I don't know we did it better back home" is the most rational take also BTW
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no that's completely irrational
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Is that the joke?
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sorry
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(To be fair, rationality is the pursuit of rational thought not the possession of it)
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(This is made very clear many times over and many people still fuck it up over and over again)
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Both would-be rationalists and non-rationalists looking to take cheap shots
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So it's totally reasonable to have a rationalfic protagonist not be rational in the objective sense, because actually being perfectly rational is not really a thing people do but I don't think this is an intentional inclusion of irrationality I just think Yudkowsky was being a dumbass (edited)
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he does make other (what seems like) decent points; having sunlit, well designed, quiet offices is probably a lot better
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and in general the whole "eliminate trivial inconveniences because it's a tiny negative multiplied across everyone" is a good point
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It's a good point but not that original?
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I guess treating the story as advice on concrete issues misses the point
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fair enough
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Hell one could argue that reading into it as a teaching tool kinda misses the point
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i mean in my eyes, the obvious counterpoint to the whole story would be something along the lines of "if you look into all those specific examples, the minutia make the current solution the most practical.", see: why we don't make all roads underground
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so the more details where that isn't the case, the more legs it has to stand on... but it mentions so many different things that it's like a centipede
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because tunnelling costs a lot of money and you have to put the dirt somewhere (edited)
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Hence why the Boring Company didn't really take off
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damn shame too, that's a great pun
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I mean the specific premise of the boring company was that they thought they could do better
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Since the system as it stood was old and expensive
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But sometimes it turns out that elon musk throwing money at a problem doesn't make the problem trivial
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i mean, with a sample size of one (SpaceX) it seemed like a reasonable assumption.
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Was SpaceX even trivial?
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They almost went bankrupt several times
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Before they got the NASA and comsat contracts
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To my understanding SpaceX was as much about will to do spaceflight supported by emerald-money
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As it was about any technical edge
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sdschildberg 05/19/2020 5:01 PM
It’s about vomiting money at the problem and hoping it works
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To be fair this is a strategy I highly support
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As the god-fearing nerd that I am having a dedicated term for "cool spacecraft" in my utility function
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(That is a joke)
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I mean, do we count Tesla as an Elon success?
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(I hope this is obvious but it seemed better to be safe than sorry)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 6:49 PM
I think
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I think the sequel to Internet of Shit, after we finally get AI and true VR and all that stuff, should be "The Shitgularity" (edited)
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Y'all are why we can't have nice things. Such cynicism!
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2020 7:49 PM
I personally can't help it after this long x_x
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Okay it hasn't been all that long compared to some people but still
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Morgrim Moon 05/19/2020 11:02 PM
I used to hang out in the LessWrong Slack, but it got uncomfortable fast because there's a lot of people there who just don't grasp that their utility function doesn't match the rest of humanity's. Like I had to pull out full Bayesian reasoning, estimated percentages and all, to explain why having a single "I am a creep" flag is enough to have women rejecting all romantic overtures. They just did not grok the whole "men are afraid women will laugh at them, women are afraid men will kill them" thing isn't a joke. It's cold hard and frequently reinforced truth.
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Not to be too ungrasping, but [citation needed]. Commonly believed , certainly, but even if we adopt the logically incorrect step of throwing out all views on the matter from not-women, I know more than enough women who would dismiss said thing as somewhere between extremely poor grasp of probability and downright slander to elevate it to the status of truth.
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...never mind. Coming too close to politics for this server.
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2020 12:57 AM
I was more pointing out that a false positive - "person incorrectly identified as a creep" - is a very low cost. Plenty more fish in the sea and all that. Whereas a false negative - "person is not identified as a risk and now you've had to submit a police report" - is an extremely high risk. So the bias is to towards overly aggressive filtering. I've had to submit two police reports, so now I don't date someone I haven't known for months, it's just not worth the stress.
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when you're the strongest being in the world and you get taken down by some girl who controls ants
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/20/2020 8:19 AM
lol
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Also for reference all that up above is why my feelings about romance are summed up as 'ughhh'
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2020 9:23 AM
iron-sight?
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sdschildberg 05/20/2020 6:16 PM
We’re well past the point of RFID microchips being best practice for shadowy plots
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0111narwhalz 05/21/2020 9:31 AM
"A gun's not so different from a sampling spectrometer, if you think about it."
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sdschildberg 05/21/2020 11:45 AM
I fits I sits
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Cats be demons
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They were summoned, but they're cute so it's fine
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looks at 60gigs of books in my downloads folder
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What's the original?
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stellaris art by someone on reddit
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this is the original
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It's hard to argue with his assessment
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/21/2020 8:35 PM
@KAL_9000 g11 earthers
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sdschildberg 05/21/2020 8:40 PM
I remember a meme of earth-chan getting miffed at being called F L A T
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2020 9:18 AM
"to whom it may concern"
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BluejayHurricane 05/22/2020 9:41 AM
There’s a good name for a gunboat, right there.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2020 10:31 AM
nukes are "reply all"
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a related language: Parse, a normal language except the only variables are a string. A single string.
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2020 11:11 AM
one of my pet concepts: C, but all the brackets are the wrong way around
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C except the direction brackets need to be in is pseudorandom, and is only revealed when you get a error on compile
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2020 11:12 AM
C, but the statement delimiter is actually a Greek question mark
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 12:06 PM
something about WOW elf designs is off putting
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well lets see
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 12:35 PM
Namely the ears
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- solid white eyes, a step behind only solid black eyes for screaming "i'm evil/possessed/insane with magic power" - ears. EARS. They
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're almost past the top of her head! Don't those get caught on stuff?
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- Not as clear in this pic, but obvious fanservice cleavage is obvious and tacky.
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- wait, back up. Are those eyebrows?
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yeah, this is rather... impractical, all around.
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Morgrim Moon 05/22/2020 12:40 PM
it started as exaggerations to make traits readable on tiny sprites, but never got muted for 3D models
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0111narwhalz 05/22/2020 12:43 PM
Maybe the ears are thermal dumps like fennecs.
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 12:43 PM
the early eldraeform shells had thermal-dump ears
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/22/2020 1:04 PM
There is a line between fetching and freaky - that design QWOPs right over it.
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Personally I like my fantasy elves to be a little over that line, since they're not meant to look nice to humans. I'm not a fan of that, but I want the to be more different than "sexy humans".
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 2:01 PM
PF's elves (who, amusingly, are from not!old!venus) are as far as I'll go https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/544282812111519785/713439289739837480/Mirabeth-eyes.png
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those are some long ears
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regardless of your political views, this is cringe
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 8:04 PM
ideological picardas x polanball W H Y
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i have more
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sdschildberg 05/22/2020 8:08 PM
on the subject of meme ideologies small brain villian writing: rip off a pastiche of the Axis Big Brain villian writing: rip off a pastiche of the USSR from 1919->1930 Galaxy Brain: do both, confusing everyone
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On the left: LibLeft On the right: Hive Mind
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BluejayHurricane 05/22/2020 9:26 PM
New SCP idea: something something posting really bad memes.
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2020 10:38 AM
"the customer is king" "we have a guillotine"
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(probably rhymes less in French)
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That saying is meant to be statistical, it doesn't mean you have to cater to every idiot's insane demands
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2020 10:47 AM
It's meant to be yet another phrasing of "don't be a dick"
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sdschildberg 05/23/2020 11:18 AM
“The customer is always right” is unfortunately how it’s termed in some parts of the world
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2020 11:19 AM
Thinking about it more, it's a reminder that the buyer can walk away to one of your competitors.
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2020 11:46 AM
For some customers, that can be a legitimate strategy.
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2020 12:00 PM
iirc the original meaning of that was that what the customer wants is valid; if they want an ugly orange couch you don't try to talk them into a colour you'd find more tasteful, you go "alright, lets find you an orange couch"
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Option 1: the customer is always right Option 2: the employees come first Option 3: ROBO-EMPLOYEE CARES NOT FOR CUSTOMERS. CHOOSE YOUR WARES AND BEGONE, MEATBAGS!
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Option 4: Most customers are not entitled bitches who can take their business to my competitors.
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(really though, IMO the best solution to bad customers is just to redesign thing to minimize interaction with customers whenever possible. Amazon, self-checkout, and McDonalds digital kiosks are a step in the right direction.)
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Option 5: All transactions happen by mutual consent. Either party can walk away at any time, so be excellent to each other, motherbitches.
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(Although, really, "the customer is always right" when practiced as such is a product of our hilariously awful employment expectations in which all employees are assumed to be lazy, incompetent, and hostile unless continually forced not to be.)
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see the problem with that is it assumes your customer base is, by and large, reasonable and polite and capable of such a mutually beneficial interaction.
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My take away from customer horror stories is "this is not true for humans."
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I think it instead assumes that customers provide you with money, whereas employees mostly provide you with pains in your ass, so if someone's gonna get fucked, it should be the ones you don't like anyway.
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no i mean, the first part. option 5.
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if you turn away unreasonable customers then you, more or less, have no customers left.
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Empirically speaking, I still have customers.
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The pool of customers is merely Karen, woe be the managers.
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fair enough, i suppose. Still, if it was me i'd just assume customers are going to be bad, and design things to be natively compatible with bad customers.
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be prepared for the worst, bla bla expectations or such preparation is the important part.
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(For the day job, I mean. The sign above my office door reads "Do no harm, but take no shit," and I enforce it with vigor.)
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a good motto to live by
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Unfortunately, in no small part thanks to the "bulk GI benefits" generation, NotAlwaysRight has many more examples to work with than NotAlwaysWorking.
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Morgrim Moon 05/24/2020 12:57 AM
https://i.imgur.com/c2EWayS.jpg admittedly not the standard way of handling a computer virus, but honestly? I think most company IT departments would actually be okay with this, because at least nobody is plugging things into it
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BluejayHurricane 05/24/2020 1:15 AM
There should be a “potentially infected computer” symbol. Warning symbols get a visceral reaction like nothing else.
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Morgrim Moon 05/24/2020 1:17 AM
I mean, what's wrong with the current infectious substances label
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?
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BluejayHurricane 05/24/2020 1:24 AM
Shipping paperwork and response protocols. You act differently to a nuclear hazard then to a biohazard. An info hazard can worst-case cost money or lives, and a warning is probably prudent, but it doesn’t need special shipping paperwork like a biohazard might.
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It works here, but in the long term probably deserves its own symbology.
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Morgrim Moon 05/24/2020 1:28 AM
true, true
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when I'm shipping infectious substances I'm usually putting that sticker on an inner layer of packaging, not the external one for the courier.
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and yes, that's legal, I can do that with particular substances as long as a list of other protocols is followed. Ditto on not having to make things "corrosive" or "dangerous goods" as long as they're under certain thresholds and packed correctly
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The dumpster is plastic, so it tends to melt after a little while. But really, that just fits with the theme.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/24/2020 3:22 PM
We're only halfway through the year. :^)
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No, thank you, KFC Management
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0111narwhalz 05/25/2020 5:41 AM
Overwhelming NUGGET
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0111narwhalz 05/25/2020 4:47 PM
Starliner as a hat fits so well
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You want to know what the Starliner test crew will feel during launch?
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The G-forces from the abort motor
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2020 4:52 PM
lmaooooo
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same
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Broke: Furry
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Woke: Transhumanist
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 7:12 PM
Bespoke: cyborg anthro shell
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After that: Uplift Rights Activist
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 7:15 PM
Problems with uplifting dogs: thrall species. We breed them for obedience for flames sake Problem with uplifting cats: cat psychology.
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0111narwhalz 05/26/2020 7:15 PM
Uplift birds and honey badgers
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Problems with uplifting birds: Literal dinosaurs
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 7:15 PM
Can’t crows feel spite?
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0111narwhalz 05/26/2020 7:16 PM
problems
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So uplift wolves.
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Problems with uplifting chimps: Literally us with fur
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 7:16 PM
Also: apparently there’s a soviet->russian project to domesticate the fox. And it ends up being a combination of cat and dog behavior (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/26/2020 7:16 PM
Uplift cephalopods because whatever the fuck is going on with their not-so-CNS has gotta make for interesting conversation
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Problems with uplifting chimps: Literally us with fur
@KAL_9000 And it would be easier to bodysculpt humans to have opposable toes.
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Do not uplift cephalopods
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If only to spare the life of the poor guy who's going to have to explain tentacle porn to them
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You do know how they mate, right?
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Male has one tentacle that has no suckers on the tip.
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oh god
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i did not know that
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i did not need to know that
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 7:22 PM
When we make first contact we as a species better dump all the alien invasion flicks in the bin. Or explain how often it’s one culture’s attempt at coming to terms with history, and has absolutely nothing to do with them (edited)
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War of the Worlds was an unsubtle criticism of British colonialism.
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Gin and tonic anyone?
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yeah the Martians were obviously space!British and Earth was space!Africa
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Cursed idea: We run out of mythology names and the IAU starts letting the Internet name planetary surface features (edited)
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"Heccin Chonker Mons"
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"Planitia McPlanitiaFace"
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sdschildberg 05/27/2020 12:19 AM
Ligma Basin
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largest impact crater on Haumea, that Ligma Basin
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 12:52 AM
you know exactly what impacted to make it
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Yo Mama
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 12:53 AM
if it was yo mama there wouldn't be a Haumea anymore
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damn
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i might need to go to haumea to chill that burn
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 12:56 AM
mind the residual heat, wouldn't want a nitrogen explosion
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live from DM-2
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Problems with uplifting dogs: thrall species. We breed them for obedience for flames sake ...you have not met the Australian Shepherd. (Also, the many amusing studies which show that, despite previous studies, dogs actually are as smart as wolves when it comes to problem-solving -- they've just discovered that the low-effort way to solve many problems is "manipulate the nearest human into doing it". Who domesticated whom, again?)
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:33 AM
can confirm, coming up to me and tap-dancing is way easier than learning how to open a doorknob
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sdschildberg 05/27/2020 1:37 AM
My cat learned that being an annoying little floof gets stuff done
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imagine having a cat
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this post made by pet that isn't trying to kill you gang
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:39 AM
if my cat were trying to kill me I would've been dead a long time ago
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sdschildberg 05/27/2020 1:41 AM
My younger cat just places me in the bottom of the heirarchy
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:43 AM
SOME dogs are smart. Some are idiots who get stuck in paper bags. Much like humans really.
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We do seem to have bred dogs for liking being on the ground though. Wolves and part wolves are a lot more likely to climb on things as part of schemes or just for "there's a dingo on the roof!" "HOW?!" amusement
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dogs are just better humans
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Pit bulls are obsessed, among other things, with being the highest one in the room.
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If this means climbing up to perch on tables or chair backs, this is fine. Very often, though, the highest spot is a human's head. This does not deter them.
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AT ALL.
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:47 AM
😂
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:47 AM
the highest one in the room
me too https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/488301727490113556
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:49 AM
Admittedly I've not had interactions with pit bulls, they're rare dogs here
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:50 AM
My last dog was some kind of mix, possibly involving pit and some kind of lab.
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(we called her a "meth lab" but that's a story for another time)
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She decided she was a lap dog.
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Even though she was several sizes too large for that kind of thing.
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Basically, imagine 70 lbs of solid muscle covered in velvet that loves you very, very much and wishes to be in contact with you all the time .
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:52 AM
I've only had two dogs, a kelpie/heeler mix and a daschund.
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(This may involve holding you down and grooming you intensively.)
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:52 AM
My current dog is a Dutch shepard who is most emphatically not a lap dog.
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Invite him onto the couch and he goes and hides under the coffee table instead.
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:53 AM
Dislikes laps?
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But the snuggles will be enforced.
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:53 AM
(not that he doesn't like being on the couch—he does—nor that he doesn't like us—he does)
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 1:53 AM
Can you train the pit to snuggle your feet instead?
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:53 AM
(his idea of "close affection" is "sit on your feet")
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or "lay across a doorway so you have to step over him"
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or "wag his club-like tail super hard and bruise your thigh"
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Oh, that will also happen - just not exclusively, 'cause they really like full-body contact and faces. And you might be able to with enough time and effort, but that would be time and effort that would disappoint THAT FACE. I don't think anyone in possession of a functioning soul would have the fortitude to do it.
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 1:57 AM
yes, "the lickmonster" was quite fond of licking you right in the mouth
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I mean, turning down all those hugs? Inhuman resolve required.
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dogs are awesome
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 2:00 AM
I don't really like dogs… but I like my dog :V
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Problems with uplifting dogs: thrall species. We breed them for obedience for flames sake ...you have not met the Australian Shepherd.
@Overmind Or huskies https://youtu.be/F_wtgiuB-as
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In seriousness, any uplifted dogs are most likely to be an entirely new breed with a mix of genes from several established breeds. And probably a decent wolf content.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 10:18 AM
so did DM-2 succeed
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couldn't catch it
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hasn't launched yet
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4:30 EST my dude
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 10:19 AM
say it with me
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AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 10:19 AM
AMERICAN ROCKET
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AMERICAN SOIL
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 12:26 PM
still 3 hours away
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crew are arriving on everyday astronaut stream
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 12:54 PM
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hyped
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BluejayHurricane 05/27/2020 4:27 PM
It didn’t punctuate with shotgun blasts. I’ll call it a B-
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agreed, a good effort but it could do better.
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Do you know how many NASA launches got delayed from weather?
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not apollo 12, that's for sure
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 5:52 PM
or you could be Soyuz and get struck by lightning in midair
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and then keep going to orbit :V
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that was also apollo 12 (edited)
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However, Soyuz has to have the capability to launch in any weather, since it's based off an ICBM
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 5:53 PM
happened recently too
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Falcon doesn't
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 5:48 AM
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 10:11 AM
something seems very off there but I don't know enough to identify it
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This is a list of lists of lists, a list of list articles that contain other list articles on the English Wikipedia. In other words, each of the articles linked here is an index to multiple lists on a topic. Some of the linked articles are themselves lists of lists of lists....
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 1:47 PM
SAY 👏 IT 👏 WITH 👏 ME
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AMERICAN ROCKET...
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 1:57 PM
has it gone boom yet?
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BluejayHurricane 05/30/2020 1:57 PM
Not yet. 25 minutes
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 2:01 PM
AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS
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AMERICAN SOIL 🇺🇸
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 2:06 PM
if there is american soil in your rocket you've lithobraked and are not going to space today
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AMERICAN rockets are built so tough that they go to space the long way, by pointing down
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 2:18 PM
OKAY, THEN AMERICAN ROCKETS WITH AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS, FROM AMERICAN SOIL!!!
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😛
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 2:34 PM
...did they bring a dinosaur pinata?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 2:36 PM
yes
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Oof
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THIS IS NOT A TOY IT'S THEIR MAP
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WAKE UP, SHEEPLE
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Virgin vs. Chad
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sdschildberg 05/31/2020 2:44 PM
Hitchhikers guide to the Imperial/eldrae meta culture has this to say: They run on 3 things: shinies, freedom, and pride. In fact, they take pride in their pride. The exponential nature of this is well known to them, and fits their love of all things exponential
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happy Roman noises
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Bob and Doug return to Earth (2020 colorized)
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sdschildberg 06/01/2020 7:49 PM
Since I know there’s bronys here
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Ah, yes
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Discount Loki
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sdschildberg 06/01/2020 7:52 PM
If this song makes a comeback in memes...
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@KAL_9000 Thought we had UFOs checked too?
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yeah there was some report about a credible UFO sighting the government released apparently. Not sure, i've only heard of it secondhand.
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(U.S. government, that is.)
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At least it's not Michael Bay.
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 11:43 AM
someone here has a dark sense of humour; there's been at least one disaster movie playing every week, and most of the "whole world" variety like 2012, Day After Tomorrow, etc
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Settlers of Catan: Political Compass edition
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 12:05 PM
I'm enjoying said disaster movies. Most of them are trashfires, but they are PRETTY trashfires with fun special effects and really, isn't that the point of a disaster movie? To watch ridiculously overpowered tornadoes demolish Hollywood? Or to realise that the director has a kink for vehicle chase scenes as lava/rocks/other debris rains down around the grim-faced main character as the co-pilot flails?
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sdschildberg 06/02/2020 12:06 PM
Lemme guess, 2012?
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 12:07 PM
yep
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sdschildberg 06/02/2020 12:07 PM
Disaster movies are disasters in and of themselves, ever since b-roll creature features.
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 12:07 PM
after the third I just went with it, these are excellent heckling movies
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and kudos to Day After Tomorrow for solving the blatant love triangle with the nicely mature "guys the world is falling apart put a lid on your libedos we'll discussion romance later once we are Safe", instead of the common tropes of hurt feelings leading to backstabbing and/or heroic sacrifices
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sdschildberg 06/02/2020 12:10 PM
A love triangle solved by tossing it out the window? That’s new (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 12:16 PM
yep! Other acceptable options are "poly" and "we talk about it like adults", but I approve of the novelty of "yeet!"
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Imagine needing to mine a dead god to make wormholes This post made by Ring Dynamics gang
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It ain't much, but it's honest wooo҉o͡o͟oO̡͝͞R̵̶͘A̸͟A̶̕̕K̨͡Ķ҉K̷̀͢ Ć̨͟O̵͔͎Ǹ̢͘S̵̶҉̼̠͠Ù͡͡Ḿ͔͝E̴̴̢ - Republic Transportation Division Blight
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oh eikones oh fuck
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The first operating system powered by node.js and npm
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BluejayHurricane 06/02/2020 3:42 PM
What, and I say this as calmly as I can, the actual hell is this, and how do we kill it.
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I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit
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It's the only way to be sure
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Bah. Shoulda rewritten the kernel in node.
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can we get an f for singing babysitter nun
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BluejayHurricane 06/02/2020 6:21 PM
And god help you if you get a hill with a gazebo on top.
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Ah, yes, the gazebo-shaped lure of the land anglerfish.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/02/2020 6:22 PM
you can't attack it it's a gazebo 😛
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/02/2020 7:08 PM
seen it
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no big deal
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I knew it
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Sandra and Woo is a comedy webcomic about love, food and other important stuff; featuring the girl Sandra and her pet raccoon Woo.
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0111narwhalz 06/03/2020 8:28 PM
"they can't tell us we're doing it wrong if they don't know what we're doing!"—the grunts
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On the topic of humans being everyone’s favorite Intergalactic versions  of Gonzo the Great: Come on you guys, I’ve seen all the hilarious additions to my “humans are the friendly ones” post. We’re...
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what if discord was made in 2012
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BluejayHurricane 06/04/2020 1:59 PM
The icon is kind of cute
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I honestly find it uncanny-valley in a mildly distressing manner
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I also dislike that Very Fake conversation
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 2:33 PM
it's more like
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more like 2011 or even 2010 to em
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slippery surfaces really suck when you have no arms and legs https://gfycat.com/massivesaltyhydra
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 3:18 PM
har har har
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I mean to be fair, if there's nothing to brace off off, they also such quite a lot for things with arms and legs
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Have you ever seen a rabbit on polished wood floors? They do not have a good time
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BluejayHurricane 06/04/2020 3:24 PM
Although it is hilarious. Mine will drift around corners when surprised.
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Admittedly, I thought the Lensman novels were excruciatingly dry.
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its sort of a tricky problem working in unknown technology without explaining it like that, though IMO it's not really that obvious when it is unfamiliar technology.
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personally i'm not a huge fan of classical, conceptual, willpower and hope and wave your hands if you believe magic. I remember a anecdote from back in highschool where i read some book about a girl with a magic sword, and i'm just like ... why did she wave the sword at the evil tower, get into a battle of wills, and then lose and have to climb stairs for a hundred years but not really? How was that hinted at as a possiblity? How does it make sense? Why did the sword give her one try and then give up? What would it have even done? (edited)
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i am very much a fan of clear rules and clever usage thereof. Real physics and reasonable extrapolations thereof are especially nice. But be it a interpretation of the direction technology will take, or newly-introduced phlebotinum, i would rather have a somewhat dry explanation than none at all, because if you never explain the rules it might as well be fairy tale magic. (edited)
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cursed earth-chan
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 8:14 PM
heresy
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its turtles the whole way down
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maybe it's discworld-chan
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 8:16 PM
if she was she'd be wearing a sombrero
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this is fair
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LMAO
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absolute legend
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sdschildberg 06/04/2020 9:07 PM
not using incognito mode
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 9:49 PM
@KAL_9000 remind me never to post screencaps
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that happened to me once but thankfully in DMs not in public
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2020 11:37 PM
clearly he was just looking at a vinyl record of an album with a typically provocative name
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this is why having more eyes on a problem is helpful
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The real reason why there’s no sound in space.
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 10:23 AM
https://i.imgur.com/aoDZpzF.jpg he has the Best Sign
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why must the damn commies have the best music (edited)
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Sweetie BOT 06/05/2020 6:06 PM
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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Enderminion 06/05/2020 6:10 PM
I mean, not wrong
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/05/2020 10:23 PM
hey, the last thing that came out of the box was hope
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0111narwhalz 06/05/2020 10:24 PM
put a bird on it
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Yeah... because hope was the worst thing in the box.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/06/2020 12:29 AM
wat
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The early ancient Greeks didn't much care for hope, associating it with people who have insufficient knowledge, engage in wishful thinking, or poor understanding of what's going on.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/06/2020 12:33 AM
ah
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Basically, it's the special kind of gullibility that keeps you blindly staggering into disaster when any reasonable person would have smelt the reality and quit a long way back. The impulse to self-torture that makes you keep ramming your head into the wall hoping that somehow this time it will magically work out right.
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(This changed a bit by the time we get to the later ancient Greeks, but they weren't the dudes making up the legends.)
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Explains why Pandora slammed it shut before hope escaped
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speaking of hope
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here's a envelope filled with baked beans
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0111narwhalz 06/06/2020 9:02 AM
urgently
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More like parasitic bio-zombie code I think https://www.gocomics.com/overthehedge/2020/06/06
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"They're also smaller than a piece of dust and can't talk. I don't know what that is, but it isn't a virus and you still killed it."
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How Trotskyist
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Checkmate, atheists!
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Because it boils at 212 F and freezes at 32 F
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he not wrong tho
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fuckin heretics
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the latest terraria update in a nutshell:
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 10:21 AM
pretty much. It's a big example in paletonology
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sdschildberg 06/09/2020 10:22 AM
Not like hippos aren’t already deadly
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2020 10:23 AM
Lessons to be learned: Big scoop-shaped parts may actualaly be heavy-duty muscle attachment points.
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in fairness, i'd think that in a attempt to reconstruct a actual animal, as opposed to making a fictional one that looks cool
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things like that would be understood and you wouldn't have stuff like, for instance, those foward-facing minispikes on the base of the jaw
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like this one i suppose
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looking at the original bone, the area for the eye is huge, you could easily fit in anime-style gigantic eyes or something, and the nose area is very open and if you just fit skin to bone it'd have huge nostrils
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but a careful reconstruction considers the fact that both of those are, ah, lets say 'ill-adaptive' traits, and avoids them.
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(though, figuring out the extent of soft flabby tissue like a hippo's... everything, is doubtlessly a big issue)
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2020 10:38 AM
The shape and surface finish of the scoopy bits is indicative of a muscle attachment point.
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that's my thinking too, but i really don't know enough about to to tell if that could imply just a bit thicker muscle tissue or something as extensive as a hippo
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2020 10:46 AM
Consider the sternum of flying birds.
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It's pretty sizeable, and birds have a lot of pectoral muscle.
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The size of the attachment point indicates the size of the muscle, because tendons are only so strong and so you need more area to transmit the larger forces of a bigger muscle—and, conversely, there's no reason to have a giant attachment point if you're not going to use it.
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 10:48 AM
that dino is still likely a bit too shrinkwrapped, which is a big issue in some reconstructions
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... wow, i don't think i've ever seen a accurate bird skeleton in detail, cause i definitely haven't seen a keel before
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it does make a lot of sense though, a big bone with no apparent structural use like that screams "i have some BIG HONKING MUSCLES attached to me"
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 10:52 AM
you've never carved a roast chicken?
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or turkey?
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i don't really like turkey and i've never gotten a whole chicken
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sdschildberg 06/09/2020 10:53 AM
People act like feathers and chonk make dinos any less scary as if geese don’t exist
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 10:54 AM
fair. Basically when you start you remove the legs and wings and then carve straight down on either side of the keel. That's why you get two breasts per bird
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the muscles are all strongly divided by it
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it also explains why chicken breasts have so much meat. I've never really thought about it before, but you don't really think of the chest as having much muscle
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except, yknow, birds fly. Flying is hard, ergo birds need lotsa muscles
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and then, the weird pubic bone thing that so many dinosaurs have would be the same sort of thing
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except for the legs
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 11:00 AM
actually, that's for the tail
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but yeah, same gist.
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really?
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that crossed my mind, but it would seem odd to have the big muscles attach on the bottom
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because you'd want them on the top, to counteract the weight of the limb, right?
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 11:02 AM
for the fast bipedal dinosaurs, yes. The tail is much more muscular than many past renditions, because it's the big balance organ to let them run more effeciently. It also links to their breathing (birds and dinosaurs don't have just two lungs like mammals)
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basically, the tail moving to the side actually helps pull the opposite leg backwards, giving power to the stride
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oh that's clever
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 11:04 AM
the muscles are more below, because it's a cantelever sort of system. The head and arms are below the spine on one end, which drops the head and raises the tail. The tail muscles are below, to drag the tail end back down and balance it out, keeping the neutral balance point bang over the hips
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it's partially why, when you look at birds, they start losing teeth at the same rate as they start losing tail
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(although with birds the balance point is further forward, between the wings)
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evolution is weird.
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it comes up with good solutions at times, but at other points you get "Why does this bird have less teeth? Because it's tail is smaller, dummy."
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2020 11:08 AM
bird teeth
archaeopteryx, is that you?
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2020 11:20 AM
eh, from a flight perspective, swapping teeth for a crop is good mechanics
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crops are much better positioned
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2020 11:28 AM
they do tend to get infected though V:
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2020 11:47 AM
So do damaged teeth.
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But also there were quite a few toothy birds, and serrated beaks have re-evolved several times
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2020 5:10 PM
that's why I removed one of mine a week ago (edited)
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Not even aliens, try paleontologists
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2020 11:31 AM
...didn't we have this entire discussion yesterday>
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or am I suffering crazy dejavu?
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yeah, KAL posted the same image
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I must have missed it
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Where's the dyson sphere one from?
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sdschildberg 06/10/2020 8:28 PM
people idolize Monika, the ontocidal maniac
Bruh
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people idolize Rick, the nihilistic sociopath
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Bruh
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sdschildberg 06/10/2020 8:29 PM
Toss any Joker up there.
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(if only because the default assumption is likely to be "...there's no way that many sophs would be doing that without the owner's permission, right?"
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Might also be a barn raising
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nah, don't be silly, it's a barn lowering. They already did the raising when they picked it up.
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(more seriously, it might be a barn raising where they're renovating/moving a barn)
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2020 6:38 AM
I'm pretty sure it is. But I enjoyed the shoplifting pun
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sdschildberg 06/11/2020 11:48 AM
Imperial vibes
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/11/2020 12:15 PM
the diamond age covered that
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2020 2:00 PM
Machiavelli’s “The Princess”, perhaps?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/11/2020 2:06 PM
And honestly, diplomacy is a good skill to teach kids. Well, within reason.
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2020 2:10 PM
You know what, i will take evil scheming. It’s better than the current system that promotes no cleverness whatsoever.
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Imperial March plays faintly in the background
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2020 2:25 PM
The other class I desperately want is on infrastructure. I would bet you all could tell me how the rain cycle works, but frankly, a business cycle is way more important. People have no idea how the systems around them work, and while that’s often good for me, it’s just kind of sad.
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Econ should be taught in the first grade, not 12th.
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0111narwhalz 06/11/2020 2:26 PM
business seems kind of… arcane compared to "water fall from sky"
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2020 2:28 PM
Well, yeah, but you literally can’t do anything about the weather. The first step to making good decisions is understanding the consiquences of those decisions, and if people don’t understand infrastructure and economics, they can’t help make good decisions.
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sdschildberg 06/11/2020 2:28 PM
Honestly should be in a triad like phys-bio-chem, in this case with psych and an actual social sciences class
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2020 2:29 PM
Practical psych, maybe? The theoretical models aren’t really appropriate for a general class, but how to interact with children effectively is never a bad lesson.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/11/2020 3:45 PM
"and I never ever ever do a thing about the weather 'cause the weather never ever did a thing for me!"
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sdschildberg 06/11/2020 4:33 PM
X-AE A-12 should be added to the list
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REEPOST
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/11/2020 6:58 PM
General reposti
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2020 10:42 PM
basic weather is useful. Mostly to give just enough grounding so that when the weatherguy says "you need to evacuate", idiots dont go "but there's no rain here right now!"
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BluejayHurricane 06/12/2020 1:04 AM
I...don’t know what classes are like where you live, but that’s not what the curriculum includes in the States. And really, I’m just trying to keep the same idiots from going “but there’s no grid instability or supply chain disruptions right now!”
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Ah, yes, the secret of defeating the Borg - have 'em assimilate some Sony hardware.
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Anyone else getting these ads?
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Morgrim Moon 06/14/2020 9:04 AM
out of curiosity, have you talked to many physicists lately?
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BluejayHurricane 06/14/2020 9:20 AM
The trouble isn’t starting them on philosophy; it’s stopping them, especially the young ones and the old ones. PhD’s and post docs are maybe a little busy, though.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/14/2020 9:49 AM
Exhibit 1: Frank Tipler and his FAP
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Might have been intended as commentary on academic siloing
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OMG. I just found this on the internet.
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i'm torn between being amused that they filled out the form for that, or mildly annoyed by the fact that clearly the situation does not fit the normal circumstances expected by that form and the regulations behind it
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they either should've been exempted from filling it or should have had some sort of "OTHER" form to fill out for a Outside Context Situation
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/14/2020 6:39 PM
Well before
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Falcon 9 with a Dyna-Soar
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(probable strong 'verse relevance)
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Would the eldrae or the Vonnies be "The Brits" in that situation?
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Vonnies
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the eldrae are very upfront about their awesomeness, be it in history books or otherwise
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granted, those who view them less favorably might not paint them nicely, but they'd be hard pressed to present their achievements as more significant without outright fabrication
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Morgrim Moon 06/14/2020 11:17 PM
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sdschildberg 06/14/2020 11:18 PM
The real, true (n+1)th option
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i will accept no further questions at this time (edited)
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sdschildberg 06/15/2020 4:50 PM
The PS5 looks like a UFP building
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based
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sdschildberg 06/15/2020 4:51 PM
Meanwhile the new XBOX looks like a literal brick
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I have spent way too much time on the inside of Sony hardware/software to be tempted. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/15/2020 5:13 PM
Still looks like a router to me
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Also I already have a PS4
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Absolutely, yes. Instead, you should send me the ring immediately. - /u/nazgullikemeinaplacelikethis
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BluejayHurricane 06/15/2020 6:03 PM
What were you doing with Sony stuff?
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Installs, repairs, upgrades, etc., back when I was a mere embryonic sysadmin.
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And after some months, swore I mighty oaths to never have any part in such devilry from that day forth.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/15/2020 6:24 PM
I bet the PS2's Emotion Engine was a particular sore point there (edited)
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Across a wide variety of their stuff - well, the conclusions I reached at the time were that their hardware was overly fancy for what it did at the cost of reliability, their hardware build quality was fair to crap, and their software behaved as if it was entirely written by hardware engineers on Monday morning.
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And thus, that it would be allowed on any of my networks around the time Satan started going to work in a Dewar flask.
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game the system (edited)
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@Zarpaulek Both, possibly, within their respective spheres of influence, but I was thinking mostly of the Empire and its bloc.
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@Buggy It's not an awesomeness thing. It's the cognitive dissonance between the Empire's self-concept as a happy, fluffy polity devoted to peace, prosperity, and, okay, generative awesomeness vis-a-vis many other polities concept of it as the terrifying small-i imperial hegemon that rolls over everything in its path by default, and quite often without even the decency of noticing that it's doing it.
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Eagleland Osmosis: it's a hell of a drug.
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that is one hell of a dissonance, to be sure
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though, only sorta related, i saw the ping here and i was very confused when i looked at the side because what the fuck
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it's gone up since i took that screenshot. It's now at 206
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F for your inbox
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who the hell is... "Monte Carlo's Mansion - Eastern U.S. (UTC -0400)" and why they fuck have they pinged me 213 times and counting
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block them
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apparently its a chatgroup for a alliance in a game, except it suddenly became very active and was renamed?
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a game i play, i should say. The chatgroup is familiar, it suddenly becoming so active is not
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2020 3:58 PM
eaten by bots is my guess
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mute it at the least V:
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nah it seems like it's all the same people, they're just doing a op or something
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it's actually stopped now
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2020 4:07 PM
do you have it alerting on every message?
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if it's usually a quiet place you might not've unset that
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i think so, yes
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i just leave the discord channel muted anyway, so it's just the visual component
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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@Zarpaulek You could make a religion out of this (edited)
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long ago, the four nations lived in harmony
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sdschildberg 06/16/2020 5:43 PM
Despite the rule of 3, humans love putting themselves and others into 4 distinct boxes
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@Unknown so you would be femboy hooters? (edited)
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sdschildberg 06/16/2020 5:44 PM
shame
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Gotta have balance
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2020 5:48 PM
why are three out of four of those capitalized
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/16/2020 5:59 PM
Because of a weird rules interaction
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When you type a name like that, roll a d6. On a 4+, the first letters will be capitalized properly. Then they spent a command point to re-roll it once.
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sdschildberg 06/16/2020 6:00 PM
Because this post is already cursed enough
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So, basically, SF written by people who think the precautionary principle doesn't suck ass.
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what's your opinion on that? (edited)
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That it sucks more ass than the entire attendance of AnalFest '19.
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oof
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If we had invented the precautionary principle back in the Stone Age, we'd still be sitting around trying to find a guaranteed-harmless substitute for fire, in between chipping our frostbitten extremities off with blunt rocks.
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well i mean taking precautions can be a good thing
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but just sitting on your ass is not
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No-one ever did anything worth doing by doing only things that could be proven to be safe.
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but ignoring safety altogether can be equally disastrous
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While I'm at it, I would also like to introduce Mr. Unrestrained Capitalism Leads To Disaster and Mr. Stop Our Hedonic Expansion Before We Destroy The Planet to a little place called the Aral Sea. (edited)
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coughs in 19th-century industrial britain
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I mean, sure, capitalist fuckups got us Love Canal, the Rouge River, and Deepwater Horizon , but it takes a technocrat with a Five Year Plan to turn 26,000 square miles of lake into a toxic, dead mudflat that looks like Fallout's worse bits.
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no literally there's coal dust everywhere and i can't fucking breathe pls help
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That's called "technological limitations". Also, before that, let's not forget chopping down the forests that previously covered the whole of Europe.
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The point is that as soon as we had the tech to clean up our shit, here in the capitalist West, we did so.
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Which is why we only have to dodge regular tornadoes, not tornadoes laced with PCBs, heavy metals, dioxin, and gods only know what other crap.
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sdschildberg 06/16/2020 8:10 PM
CyberPunk is also rooted in the 70s and 80s’s culture and visions for the future
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/16/2020 8:12 PM
Speaking of the Aral Sea, the Kazakhs are trying to restore their bit of it
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I think that might be more a case of democracy than capitalism.
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After voters saw Lake Erie catch on fire they insisted the government do something to reign in the corporations dumping in it.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/16/2020 10:08 PM
Love Canal was a fuckup with multiple owners. Off the top of my head, the rough sequence of events was: Hooker Chemical uses site for dumping, following existing regulations. Regional government wants the property for a school, threatens eminent domain. Hooker sells it for $1, puts liability limitation conditions on it (they did not hide the nature of the site). Regional government ignores concerns, build school in wrong spot, breaks clay layer, etc. Hooker is later ruled to be negligent, regional government skates. In general, most people I have talked to have no idea how much responsibility the regional government has.
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I don't remember offhand just which local government it was.
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...wait, are you telling me the little cousin of the velociraptor is still around? Or is that a well-done model?
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i mean, yeah sure birds and all, but they don't look like velociraptors
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Morgrim Moon 06/17/2020 11:45 AM
it's a model
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Morgrim Moon 06/17/2020 12:27 PM
https://bookrat.tumblr.com/tagged/sculpture I'm fairly sure it's one of bookrat's
My Art
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those are pretty well done
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and good variety, too
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0111narwhalz 06/17/2020 2:27 PM
why the letterboxing
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0111narwhalz 06/17/2020 2:27 PM
top and bottom bars
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like it was screenshotted on a phone instead of just saved
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probably was screenshotted on a phone
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got this from another discord
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the bars were included
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sdschildberg 06/17/2020 2:28 PM
Crop your memes
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0111narwhalz 06/17/2020 2:28 PM
^
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better meme
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2020 8:26 PM
hahaha
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Knife Roomba upgraded?
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0111narwhalz 06/17/2020 8:46 PM
dunno I think Adm. Knifey is nicer
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fools
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GAU-8 Avenger Roomba is superior
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0111narwhalz 06/17/2020 9:14 PM
GAU-8 Avenger Roomba is built on a street-sweeper chassis
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hmm
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for home defense, the M-134 Roomba is acceptable (edited)
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Roombae ain’t cheap. Probably not all that great at handling recoil either. I’m seeing Roomba-mounted gyrocs.
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BluejayHurricane 06/17/2020 10:56 PM
Roomba with a laser designator
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Try to get/make a mask with a nose clip
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nah, there's a much easier and more convenient way to handle this situation
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2020 9:07 AM
Apply generous quantities of klugepaper!
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2020 9:33 AM
even a noseclip only slows down the process, not halts it
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0111narwhalz 06/18/2020 9:41 AM
My mask has a wire across the nose so it can be shaped across the entire top of the mask.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2020 10:30 AM
So does mine, but it only sorta-kinda works.
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I've got half a mind to go whole-hog and get an actual gas mask
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But those require custom spectacles, and my vision sucks badly enough that going without is not an option
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And somehow I lost my old Navy-issue gas mask goggles in the various moves since I got out of the Navy.
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depends on the mask, i would think
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if your glasses' frame is sturdy enough, it could go under some masks
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i mean, it won't seal properly, but it'd still have better protection than a surgical mask. And those filters aren't free, and they only last a few hours even if you aren't using them in a particulate-heavy enviroment.
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or you could even get a battery powered positive-pressure mask, those have even more clearance and some go all the way around the head
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not a clue why this guy is wearing one while woodturning, sawdust is large and not particularly toxic... but hey, it works
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2020 11:43 AM
Honestly, for the current use case, a MacGyvered cartridge with some basic filter material in it would cut the mustard; I could reserve the proper canisters for more serious problems.
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IMO i don't think you'd really even need a filter cartridge. It's not truly airborne, it just rides on teeny spittle droplets.
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a clear face mask would work decently
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but if air also has to go through a non-standard path, odds are better that they catch on something before they make it in. A filter would help, though, to be sure.
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2020 12:09 PM
the heavy duty masks are of most value when you KNOW you'll be in pprolonged contact with infected. ie medical staff
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definitely. When out and about, it's a matter of probability; how likely are you to come across someone who is sick or a carrier, how likely are you to be exposed to their fluids, how much will get past any protection, how much is necessary for some viruses to roll the dice and win?
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if you know you're going to be in a hospital or such, the odds are a damn lot worse. If i was going into that situation, i'd just try to find a used level A suit
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(and uhh, visit a scuba store i guess.)
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both because it'd work, and also because the mental image of someone walking around in a full-blown hazmat suit is hilarious
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(prices pending, anyway. Those things are not cheap and they're single-use. You aren't gonna find a used one through official retailers.)
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2020 12:24 PM
yeah, not sure they're worth it. Now, a nice armoured helmet with copper baffles is both awesome and practical
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terrible quantum mechanics joke Cop: Sir, do you know how fast you were going? Heisenberg: No clue, but I know exactly where I am! Cop: You were doing 95, sir. Heisenberg: Thanks, asshole, now I'm lost! (edited)
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Schrodinger and Ohm are in the back seats The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?" "We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger. The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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thank you that's great
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2020 3:18 PM
My reasoning on the mask was more being bloody tired of goggy foggles rather than serious contamination paranoia - the cycling dustmask I have now is pretty good for the general out-in-public case
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But the goggles still fog
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new from Sony:
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Dyna-Soar gang rise up
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exoplanet detection methods
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Sounds about right for PayPal
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2020 5:51 PM
Yeah? PayPal? As my last act before dying, I hired a medium to channel me just long enough to appear in front of your process server and say "thppppppppft!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/18/2020 5:51 PM
Hell to PayPal.
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from the previous photo: "Grownd" zero "Ocean" crater lake nearby countries still exist despite the debris and tidal waves that explosion must've caused
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i give it 6 points for peace in the middle east, 2 for looking like a realistic depiction of a map, -1 for grammar and spelling, and -1 for not simulating the aftereffects of the explosion right
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(also what is that from?)
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r/okbuddyretard (edited)
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hmm, i'll try reverse searching it then. it feels like something from a book or game or something
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caption aside anyway
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no dice; i found a version without captions but no indication of its origin
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SEATTLE—Concluding that the species is far more advanced than it pretends to be, researchers at the University of Washington have found that crows are smart enough not to let on how smart they really are, according to a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Field Ornithol...
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dude you can't just post something from the onion like that
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then it'll come true
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isn't discord in the eighties just IRC
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sshhhhhh
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wait no actually IRC was made in 88 apparently... usenet?
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or was that more of a website
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yes
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Explains a fair number of the Sagas.
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BluejayHurricane 06/18/2020 9:45 PM
I’m an idiot. Apparently turning on the experimental features that the devs said were causing crashes, caused crashes. Who would have thought?
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2020 10:37 PM
yeah, that "ground zero" thing wouldn't work. That crater is well over twice the size of the Chicxulub crater
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 1:39 AM
something something Kerbin's crater
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Enderminion 06/19/2020 4:41 AM
Kerbin has a Crater?
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 4:41 AM
it has a big crater
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has its own science biome as well, IIRC
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You can also play HyperRogue if you want, well, hyperbolic geometry games, though it's more of a roguelike.
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yeah i saw that while searching earlier
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there's also a few 4d games,, though that's not quite the same thing as non-euclidean geometry
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(also, tons of non euclidean things that just use normal spaces connected by portals. Technically that counts and there's a proper term for it i can't remember, but IMO its kinda boring.)
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 10:07 AM
nontrivial topology but otherwise flat space
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sdschildberg 06/19/2020 12:40 PM
Honestly a horror game with significantly nontrivial topology would be interesting
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4chan user suggests using cloning and general relativity to make yourself the perfect waifu
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Morgrim Moon 06/19/2020 1:28 PM
it wouldn't even work
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yes that's the meme
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Morgrim Moon 06/19/2020 1:29 PM
is the meme meant to be how every single piece of info is incorrect?
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yes
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also the sheer absurdity of it
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Morgrim Moon 06/19/2020 1:30 PM
okay. I wasn't sure if it was meant to be "every step of this works until the end" sort of meme instead
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its trans transhumanism time
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That first thing makes no sense
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 2:50 PM
where is the I HAVE REPLACED MY GENITALS WITH A GAMMA-RAY LASER Mechanicus meme when you need it
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 2:54 PM
yes thank you
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neutron
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laser
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confused KAL noises (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 2:54 PM
hey it's 40k
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sdschildberg 06/19/2020 2:54 PM
Its the IOM they don’t know
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 2:55 PM
adeptus mechanicus is borderline heretical as it is
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it's probably deliberate misdirection at this point
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Irony: being trans is, strictly speaking, cishumanism.
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 3:12 PM
will hold that one in reserve V:
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sdschildberg 06/19/2020 3:14 PM
Yall acting like English is any better
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yeah but there aren't as many tonguetwisters with "mur" sounds in english
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2020 3:16 PM
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
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reminds me of that one insane tongue twister that goes on for something like four fucking paragraphs
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All I want is for someone to demand sex reassignment to hermaphrodite. Is that so wrong?
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waits for tableflip from the bioconservatives (edited)
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when you install minecraft and add one thousand, five hundred twenty eight and a half mods and shaders, and then turn everything to max (edited)
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All I want is for someone to demand sex reassignment to hermaphrodite. Is that so wrong?
@Overmind Not enough material to work with. Need to develop the technology to add enough nerve endings to a cultured skin graft and make it cheap enough to use on "elective surgery".
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Hey, just because we can't do it yet shouldn't stop people from demanding it.
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(It surely doesn't stop them from demanding anything else.)
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Well there's plenty of people identifying as non-binary already.
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And it's more feasible than Elon's "NeuraLink", we just lack gonzo trans billionaires to back it.
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That is not an appropriate operating system for running an ass. An ass requires real-time, preemptive capability.
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Might want to lay off the bath salts before bed.
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that made me do a doubletake there
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pretty well done though
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Morgrim Moon 06/19/2020 10:20 PM
All I want is for someone to demand sex reassignment to hermaphrodite. Is that so wrong?
I have seriously considered it and occasionally sketched out how it could possibly work, anatomically, but I think even if we could do it I'd dither too much. Now, if there was a way to make a detatchable penis I'd be all for that
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Morgrim Moon 06/19/2020 10:30 PM
I'd make a little carry bag :
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😛
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when you get a brand new universal copy machine and decide to test it
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The world is powered by symbolic bullshit.
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(Also, politics.)
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yep. The world runs on politics and bureaucracy. (edited)
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Nobody likes it, but all the plans to replace it are caught up in red tape
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Hah!
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/20/2020 2:59 PM
anyone else playing mount and blade
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Warband, not bannerlord
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1984 vibes
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2020 5:50 PM
That whole virgin/chad thing makes my teeth itch
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/20/2020 5:55 PM
VIRGIN BAD THING VS CHAD GOOD THING
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HAHA FUNNY AMIRITE
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reddit moment
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except it's usually virgin good thing vs chad bad thing for ironic effect
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sdschildberg 06/20/2020 6:26 PM
The same damn format for ages
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it took me half a hour to realize that meant "the same damn format (has been used for) ages" instead of "the same damn format (is also used for) ages"
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i am (not) smrt
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Yeah, mine too. Kill that meme on sight, plz.
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eldrae meme
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"It's not a complex if it's true."
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Okay, this version is permitted.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/21/2020 5:35 AM
I am here to help.
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Latin doesn’t do articles much does it? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2020 9:49 AM
conjugation is a wonderful thing
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BluejayHurricane 06/21/2020 10:05 AM
I think you mean terrible. Although I was probably a bit young for an approach as ...theoretical, maybe... as how I was taught.
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2020 12:31 PM
oh it's terrible to use but wonderful aesthetically
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BluejayHurricane 06/21/2020 12:41 PM
Fair, the end result is beautifully compact
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Accurate.
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maybe scotty means acceleration 🤔
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iirc there's something about warp engines creating a constant drag that ships have to fight against
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but then that would also introduce a universal frame of reference, for which the official physics terminology is a 'big no no'
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that's not how alcubierre drives fucking work
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sdschildberg 06/21/2020 2:54 PM
However unintended collapse of the bubble is probably not good
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star trek also has FTL travel, which, alcubierre drives or not, is also a big no no
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and time travel, which is both a no no and sorta ftl travel.
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and uh, parallel universes and stuff
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it actually makes sense if they have both ftl travel and time travel
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i'm starting to think that star trek might not be very scientifically accurate
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lmao
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relativity is sorta okay with ftl if you also have time travel
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Enderminion 06/21/2020 3:24 PM
pretty sure Star Trek warp drives are not Alcubierre drives
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well yes
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they run off of refined Narrativium, obviously
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they have one speed setting: Plot Speed
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(and Infinite Speed, but no one uses that because it turns you in to a lizard)
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sdschildberg 06/21/2020 3:27 PM
They have tried various schemes for even faster speed Due to side effects when coupled with current tech they all fell through
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transwarp belike
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it actually makes sense if they have both ftl travel and time travel
@KAL_9000 It's a bit odd that it took an accident with a "black star" for them to figure out how to use warp drive for time travel.
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Okay that's the best version of this meme so far
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This is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a while. https://t.co/nRdfZPeAnp
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/21/2020 10:03 PM
wait it's all Ohio?
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...I’ve had that nightmare.
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ohio to everyone else: "O, hi."
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/22/2020 10:59 AM
THE DRILL OF LONGINUS?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/22/2020 1:32 PM
I don't get it yet
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"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." is a gramatically correct sentence
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(and a bit of a meme because it's ridiculous)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/22/2020 2:26 PM
lolsorandum
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still hilarious
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and pretty well done, too
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that's a quality animation
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sdschildberg 06/22/2020 8:20 PM
Play lame win game
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spoiler for the text above, don't reveal this till you've read it: it was written by GPT-3https://twitter.com/gwern/status/1275079173770317839
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2020 9:32 AM
well, that explains the quality. I was wondering if it was by someone with english as a second languge
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does this mean that robots are making badly written fanfiction now?
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I wonder how well GPT-3-written stuff actually compares to the majority of human-written stuff, as opposed to the good stuff most people are going to read.
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oh no, i just realized that GPT-3 wrote a self-insert fanfiction about itself. And the SI is a mary sue. Oh god oh fuck the robot apocalypse is here.
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also, it seems to compare favorably. The worst of GPT-3 stuff is pretty bad, but the worst of human-written stuff is also pretty bad. The good stuff from both is also pretty comparable; GPT-3 has some nice imagery in the text above, really.
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2020 9:42 AM
robots have been making badly written fanfic for years. Like, there's some fun bots to use and giggle over. There's a LOT of exceptionally geeky fic authors
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fair enough, i suppose. it was just so surprising that this was written by a robot at first, it genuinely seemed to be a passage from a book or something.
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It reminded me of some short story I read about... well, an automatic poem generator.
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2020 9:44 AM
really? It's repetitive and the grammar is off
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BluejayHurricane 06/23/2020 9:46 AM
it was less surprising, but I’ve been working under the assumption that all weird text on the internet right now, especially the stuff people are telling me to look at, was written by GPT-3, so I pulled a bit of a side channel attack. It was weird, and way too formal, like someone had been reading Tolkien for too long, but not half bad. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/23/2020 10:00 AM
@Morgrim Moon I only gave it a superficial skim and it fooled me
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A rude shock
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2020 11:37 AM
good demonstration of construction techniques, even ones unneeded on that scale
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i wonder where they got tiny-but-real bricks
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oh, interesting, apparently there are suppliers for miniature terracotta and stone building supplies
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2020 11:51 AM
I was about to say "my local hobby store"
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/23/2020 3:40 PM
blink blink
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that clip is just breaking the screen in reverse, but ironically i think that you might actually be able to fix that specific issue by- there's a inch long cockroach hold o
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alright, the critter is back outside. As i was saying, i think that what broke there wasn't necessarily the glass; there's no visible crack and all the lines are perfectly vertical.
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it's possible that he managed to disconnect the vertical... hold on what was it called
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can't find the name. Basically LCDs have thin connector strips that go from the driving circuitry to the pane itself, usually on the top and more than one. He might have managed to partially or completely break it off
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with a bit of luck, you could kind of fix that by hitting it, to jostle it around so that it hopefully connects a bit better
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probably not with a break that bad, but its still kinda funny
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0111narwhalz 06/23/2020 10:57 PM
percussive maintenance
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this is why i find chrome's inspect element feature to be handy
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right click, inspect element, look until you find the overlay with the popup nested in it, delete
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i do not accept your cookies and i will read your site anyway, damnit
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2020 4:36 PM
just download the page and view it in plaintext
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There are actually automated tools for that now, which is neat, and firefox has "reader mode".
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2020 4:36 PM
you can find the article easy enough
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yeah a lot of the time i just go straight from the search result to google's cache, which gives a plaintext option
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plaintext and it doesn't necessarily tell the site or the ads that you visited. Probably. Not sure if google caches those or not
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sdschildberg 06/24/2020 6:12 PM
The big difference is the fact that not all terms are derived from the tech used
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“transhumanism bad” people belike
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sdschildberg 06/24/2020 6:29 PM
Real commentative SF (and this includes -punks) talks about the people using the tools and their societies (edited)
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@Unknown (edited)
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sdschildberg 06/24/2020 6:32 PM
If your perfect soldier robot is prone to warcrimes, for example, it might have to do with societal concepts of war more than anything to do with robots (edited)
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which probe is that?
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did we plunge something into jupiter?
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2020 9:31 PM
there was Galileo… that one looks like Cassini though
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which went to Saturn
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hmm, that does look a lot more like saturn
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i was torn between it being a generic atmospheric photo from earth or not
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but the coloring fits saturn well
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2020 9:32 PM
I'm almost certain that's Cassini
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seems like it, yeah
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Morgrim Moon 06/25/2020 9:44 AM
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“Weight: 0”
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Why isn’t it flying off at the speed of light, then?
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Checkmate, RPGs
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science fact: photons have no mass because they're constantly jogging everywhere they go. That's why they're always moving so fast, for exercise. (edited)
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No surprise there
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 8:04 PM
this is the highest quality version of this joke-refrence
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@Unknown thank you
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Nobody: The History Channel at 3 AM:
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Petition to strap Orion drives to the British coastline and disconnect the UK from the European continental shelf through massive drilling operations
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0111narwhalz 06/26/2020 2:57 PM
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Use the Chunnel as an exhaust vent
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when your smart toaster goes on the fritz
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Von Neumann toaster?
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normal toaster
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von neumann toast
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BluejayHurricane 06/26/2020 10:06 PM
I wonder how bad butter that toasted the bread as you spread it would be for your health?
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that'd have to be some hot butter
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... hmm, i wonder if you could toast chemically. That might be... safer? ish?
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BluejayHurricane 06/26/2020 10:09 PM
Yeah, chemically was what I meant. Getting butter hot enough would be likely to burn it.
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getting butter hot enough would definitely boil away the water and burn the rest
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hmm, i'm just not sure how well cooking could be done chemically. Sure, you can get a 'burn' from something hot or something acidic or basic, but that's not quite the same thing
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cooking is this whole mess of chemical reactions and breakdowns and i don't know if you could accomplish that with any simple chemical route
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oooh, idea
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there's probably some substance which autoignites at room temperature and doesn't leave behind solid or liquid combustion products
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you could spread that on bread to toast it, but mixing it with butter is another prospect
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ah, pyrophoric. That's the word i was thinking of
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BluejayHurricane 06/26/2020 10:34 PM
I don’t think any of those are nontoxic?
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i'm sure that if we look hard enough, there has to be one that is nontoxic
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if only because it's impossible to ingest any before it combusts
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now, finding one that does that and doesn't leave behind notable combustion products is another matter
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hmm. Well if it just needs to burn readily you could kinda get away with concentrated ethanol, but then what would the ignition source be...
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you could just have the knife ignite it, but that'd be cheating
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maybe you could do something elaborate, include some microbeads made out of a weak material containing another substance that combusts when mixed with ethanol (edited)
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so the physical spreading breaks some of the beads, igniting the whole shebang? And this is a spread, so you'd need to mix the ethanol with gelatin or something, which shouldn't hurt anything too much
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Morgrim Moon 06/26/2020 10:58 PM
I managed to make spontaneously combusting cinnemon toast once. Do not recommend, it doesn't taste good after; the top is burnt and the bottom is undercooked
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NO PRINT WITH SNEK.
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BluejayHurricane 06/27/2020 12:04 AM
Awwww.
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I thought you said it was running “Python”? https://m.imgur.com/gallery/H6JmeHw
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Morgrim Moon 06/27/2020 7:52 AM
maybe they were trying for COBOL and typoed?
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0111narwhalz 06/27/2020 7:56 AM
it's so warm in there
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Isabel keeps churning these out!
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that printer must be using ADS plastic
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ADorable Snake
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Pol. It. Icks.
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no, just ick
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You may have seen the new photo of the 'Loch Ness Monster' that has been wandering around the Internet recently, like Bigfoot strolling through the backgro
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i'm not sure what's more disappointing; the fact that it was just a big fish like expected, or the fact that the big fish was photoshopped into the water
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not even a sighting of a big fish that people confused for a mythical being; just a photoshop.
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2020 1:16 PM
I kinda thought the joke WAS that it was an obvious photoshop job?
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this is the first time i'm seeing it tbh
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so no idea
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at what point do we just draw a giant checkmark on our bingo cards
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@Buggy We’re still waiting for the asteroid, I think
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oh right
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i wonder where it'll hit
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Russia probably wants a rematch after the last one, i suppose
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Which last one?
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Tunguska
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though, they also had a smaller one recently iirc
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Behold
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The most Boomer comic of all time
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i am filled with P A I N
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Overdoing it
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2020 1:31 AM
let me geotag that app from the cloud and retweet it
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AAAAAAAAAAA
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/29/2020 5:35 AM
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ₛₙₑₖ
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BluejayHurricane 06/29/2020 9:19 PM
I...may have to use this on my players
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“Oi! Izzat that hero who keeps tryna nick our stuff?”
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“Yeah, mate. Throw ‘im to the spoiders, that’ll teach ‘im!”
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Cute snake!
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/30/2020 6:07 PM
also worm
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i was torn between posting it here and shardverse tbh
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TF2 - Meet the Medic (edited)
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squints at Germany
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2020 7:41 PM
Cyriak…
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can't be, it's not a dancing cow
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2020 7:46 PM
cyriak is not a cow, it is a state of mind
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2020 7:47 PM
see also: the sheep, the monkey, the teddy bears, the cats, the rabbits, the worms, and the Queen
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oh and also that one Christmas special which is probably closer to this image than any other
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there's also the grapes, though i think that's from another creator
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hmm, i don't think that embeded properly
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2020 7:53 PM
okay yes that is very Cyriak
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well, after the transition anyway
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2020 7:58 PM
Deep Dream be like
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 2:25 PM
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Is that a Steampunk Turret?
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Eldraeic Property Defenses, Era of Brass and Chymistry (circa ~500), colorized
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Bruh this could be modern
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Same.
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You know someone would put a steampunk aesthetic on their home defense turret
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The steam vents are probably humidifiers
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But does it have IFF or is it just motion-sensitive?
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How does it select and track targets?
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well, if it's anything like the turrets it's based off of, it's probably a combo of heat/motion sensitive
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i.e., it won't shoot hot stationary things or moving cold things, but it'll shoot hot moving things. I.E. people.
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aaaand really no discrimination beyond that
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 3:49 PM
I'll get the heatray
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it might actually be some sort of fancy object recognition, honestly. heat/motion combo is just the simplest thing i can think of that fits
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they only ever shoot at the player (who is either a human or a android). Never at other moving objects, other turrets, lasers beams, etc
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and you can't fool them by sitting still. Or dying. They gleefully continue to shoot no matter how much dying you do.
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(also they can see you through glass, which somewhat pokes a hole in the heat part) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 3:52 PM
maybe they track the portal gun
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that makes sense, though i can't remember if you ever encounter them without it
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tbh knowing how Aperture operates they might just put a smaller personality core in it and then give them a picture of whoever they are supposed to shoot at.
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sophont disposable defense turrets
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Wheatley says they do feel pain
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and there's also the defective ones which say things along the lines of "Wait, come back! I'm different..."
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 4:00 PM
Apparently they also made an attempt to use asimov’s laws, which implies some disturbing things.
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Wouldn’t Asimov’s laws have prevented them from, you know... shooting people?
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i wouldn't be surprised if they were following the three laws if Aperture implemented them
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they're a bizarre mix of competency with no morals. Their big AI project made something that turned against them in like 3 processor cycles and then flooded the entire building with deadly neurotoxin.
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if they tried to make a Asimov robot i'd give them even odds of fucking it up and making a Antimov robot.
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For that matter, why was GLaDOS even hooked up to the neurotoxin dispensers? (edited)
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Why the fuck were there neurotoxin dispensers?
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Aperture Science
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 4:13 PM
Why? These ain’t exactly the models of sanity
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(We do what we must, because, we can.)
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:13 PM
science isn't about why
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Fair
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LEMONS
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Also GLaDOS was IIRC an upload gone wrong in pretty much every possible way
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pretty much, yeah
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i wonder if the personality cores were uploads or not
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they seemed... somewhat more successful.
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Wheatley was okay.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:15 PM
until he wasn't
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 4:15 PM
Before he went nuts
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(Cave Johnson’s secretary IIRC, it’s been way too long since I played Portal)
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putting idiots in power is usually a bad choice, putting purposefully designed idiots in charge moreso
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Agreed.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:16 PM
Could a moron do THIS?
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Maybe the GLaDOS chassis itself is badly programmed
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It seems to have a corruptive effect on any AI plugged into it
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also the GLaDOS chassis has a iv drip of robot drugs hard-coded impulse to T E S T
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 4:17 PM
Maybe the cores were only a part of the “keep the robots from killing us protocol” with a second link being organics.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:17 PM
I mean there's the transfer thing
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stalemate resolution by organic
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which needs you to push a button. In a room filled and constructed entirely out of smart walls
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sdschildberg 07/01/2020 4:18 PM
Protocols for everything, all of them garbage.
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yknow now that i think about it, maybe Black Mesa just did a lot of corporate espionage and sabotage
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:19 PM
Aperture is all about mad science going terribly wrong.
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See also: mantis men.
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and time travel tests
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also they lost a fucking boat
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in a dry dock.
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underground. (edited)
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It was probably Black Mesa
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(ha ha, fat chance)
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Wanting a monopoly on the Mad Science market
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:21 PM
oh yeah and Black Mesa's experiments went so much better
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in fairness Black Mesa was pretty sane about things until they broke the local universe and called in the Type III evil conquering aliens
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they should have sent whoever designed their base to Aperture as a 'gift', but otherwise sane
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:22 PM
with a glowing letter of recommendation
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(it is left to the reader to decide whether it was literally glowing)
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"He is professional and a expert at architecture. He never asks why, only says 'why not'."
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:24 PM
though Portal seems to be unusual in its acknowledgement of a mute protagonist
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iirc she's not mute
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she's just really spiteful and determined.
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who is?
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:25 PM
GLaDOS says "you dangerous mute lunatic" so… I guess Chell is just super consistent?
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oh you already said it
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c h e l l
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The Protagonist, I presume.
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i had to look it up because i kept wanting to say Cell (edited)
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but this isn't DBZ
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:26 PM
V:
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I know next to nothing about Portal.
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IIRC her name is canonically Chell Redacted
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:27 PM
Perfect Chell
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i dunno about perfect, but she does manage to defeat a evil overlord AI three times in a row
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And banishes Wheatley to the moon
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Wheatley = Luna confirmed?
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not only that, but stuck with the space core
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the space core
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in space.
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it's never going to shut up and those things have a battery life rated for millenia
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 4:33 PM
Done with space now. Want to go home.
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still that's technically talking about space
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even if it's too much space
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2020 5:42 PM
a battery life of millenia is nothing
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can probably drain it much faster with tricks
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They obviously have RTGs hidden inside
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 6:12 PM
an RTG with a half-life on the scale of millenia is not a very useful RTG
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Sure it won’t be a kilowatt RTG like on space probes
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But all Aperture Science Personality Constructs are rated for as little as 1.1 Watts! (edited)
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this is true, you can even run them on a potato battery
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2020 6:44 PM
Not implausible
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Who was it who first said the human brain runs on 20 watts?
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A resting human body doesn’t even use 100W
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No idea but that's chemical energy not electrical
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2020 6:49 PM
Bioelectric :y
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The bioelectricity is generated from a portion of that 20 watts of glucose for signalling purposes, not operation.
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i'm not sure what the therodynamic limits on efficiency for conversion from electric>chemical energy are, but given that we're not talking about a heat engine i'm inclined to say "100%"
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be a bit less generous and say 50%, and that means you could plop a brain into your Fancy Life-support Black Box and run it on 40 watts.
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unrelated
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 6:55 PM
signaling is operation though innit
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yes and no
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most homeostasis operations aren't really centralized; the brain does just as much to support itself as most of the rest of the body
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sure you have dedicated organs like the liver and the heart and those are important
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but the brain maintains its own chemical gradients in it's cells, for instance.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2020 6:56 PM
ah, in that sense yes
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i'd bet a lot of the energy doesn't go to signalling, or at least not in a direct way at all. Most of the brain isn't actually composed of neurons
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Glia, also called glial cells or neuroglia, are non-neuronal cells in the central nervous system (brain and spinal cord) and the peripheral nervous system that do not produce electrical impulses. They maintain homeostasis, form myelin, and provide support and protection for ne...
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though, granted, Glial cells are smaller than neurons. I'm not sure how it works out on a mass basis.
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Okay, now someone write me the fusion-fic about Cave Hebert and her army of mantis-men.
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"The most ambitious crossover event in history."
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but man it must suck to be in that universe. Entities and the Combine?
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well, at least you could get them to fight eachother.
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sdschildberg 07/02/2020 8:39 PM
The flashbacks this post gave me
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one google search later
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so... its like Watership Down, but modern, a series, and about cats?
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makes sense
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Yes.
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I dunno as a american i can confirm that is 100% factual and accurate.
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You should definitely ask for a piss bucket next time you visit your local theater in america, you can't go wrong.
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Asthetic but honestly a bad teaching tool
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agreed, i just thought it was pretty
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2020 4:12 AM
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it would really be something if birds of prey could pick up cows
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roc envy
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Four, count them, four ringworlds. Okay, three and three-quarters. #Stellaris
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Found two ringworlds to dump my excess bio-trophies before I needed to build one from scratch
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2020 4:37 PM
four rings for each finger
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toes are also technically fingers :smug:
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nobody: "" mobile game developers:
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What exactly happened?
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Turbopump failure IIRC
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No, Alabama frat boys aren’t doing snot shots and betting on who can get sick first. Why does the media keep suggesting otherwise?
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U.S. states, post graphic-designer takeover (circa September 2020, colorized)
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sdschildberg 07/04/2020 9:21 PM
Cursed alt history map
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Alternate reality where everything is exactly the same except Wyoming doesn’t exist
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Oh I didn't realize what was different.
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I don't even know enough american geography to locate wyoming's absence
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it's okay, i live in america and i don't either
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Yeah, it’s okay
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Only five people live in Wyoming anyway
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2020 10:44 PM
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Lazy prick
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That is a big gun
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This is intended to be a physics meme, not a ticks meme
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Wow, he must be attracting a large powerbase. The votes will come falling in. The opposition is gonna be pulled apart and their campaign will slow to a stop. He must be such a good public speaker, he's accreting such a crowd at his rallies and when you hear him speak it's like he's surrounded by a glow.
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He's knows so much it's like he's Hawking, he's just radiating intelligence.
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The competition is so stressed that they're wrinkled from stress, and green with envy. The media are calling it dill-ation.
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His opponents keep trying to spread a rumor that he's bald. His proponents always laugh about this no-hair theory.
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People say lots of things about him, but you can sum it all up to three things: "He's got the mass to stand strong when he needs to, but normally he's got incredible momentum that just lets him keep charging ahead."
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A little known fact: His grandfather was the little-known civil rights activist Schwarz. Knowledge of this is only common among his staff, so a lot of people among his radius have taken to calling him Schwarzschild.
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Before he entered politics, he was actually a expert on dating advice. Everyone called him the pair-producer.
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There's really no one else like him in the party, no one pulls everything together like him, he really is a singularity.
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In his offtime, he likes to play basketball. He's famously fast and nimble when he gets the ball, so he's earned the nickname Kugelblitz.
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Can we pin this magnificent punnery?
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That’s the difference between an island and a continent
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New Zealand’s ground life had to colonize it after it rose out of the sea, Australia’s came with it when it split off from Pangaea
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2020 10:29 PM
Gondwana
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Whatever
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Point is, the moa was basically a giant dodo
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No predators.
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Elon, take notes
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2020 10:38 PM
I like the tea tank
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WTF?
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Netflix sometimes mixes up descriptions
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technically speaking, the description isn't wrong...
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The Leviathan Consciousness has assimilated Ben Shapiro
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God help us all
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/06/2020 10:58 PM
@KAL_9000 did you make that
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2020 9:03 AM
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oops
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/07/2020 6:02 PM
Good ol' Yersinia pestis coming out of retirement to show this "COVID-19" newcomer how its done
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Still can’t handle penicillin though
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Bubonic plague: You couldn’t live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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Smallpox, preparing to escape Biohazard Level 4 containment in September: chuckles darkly
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Please don't tempt fate, either of you
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2020 6:19 PM
fate was already tempted
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that's why we're where we are today :V
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And yet.
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This is not a time to say "what's the worst that could happen"
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meh, i'm still putting my money on the "GRB bullseye" betting pool.
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Carrington Event 2: Electric Boogaloo anyone?
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Well, that would certainly be more electric than the modal boogaloo.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/07/2020 8:02 PM
I wish I could get back into Terraria, but uggggh the early game sucks so bad
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Unless you find the Enchanted Blade
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sdschildberg 07/07/2020 8:11 PM
The Zenith’s requirement to get basically every non-ore sword in the game (on top of storing your starter sword if you don’t want to recraft it as an ingredient) is the ultimate in yak-shaving
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2020 8:49 PM
Eh. I'm not so sure. Mostly because each component is the best sword for that stage of the game, so most players won't be hunting down components specifically to make it, they'll be upgrading their main weapon as they go.
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So it's standard weapon progression only without dumping the previous in a chest, like every other weapon type
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(unless you're in the habit of trashing old weapons and stuff, which a horrifying large number of people are)
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2020 9:01 PM
even in Factorio I hoard pistols
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Enderminion 07/07/2020 9:57 PM
Human Wave tactics are a meme
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You see Ivan, when swarm enemy like ants, you shall always be of victory, for enemy will run out of boolets.
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“We made ten billion bullets this year. Bring it.”
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Enderminion 07/08/2020 1:18 AM
Say what you will about the Soviets
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they had the finest generals in the latter half of WW2
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Broke: Pangaea died Woke: Pangaea lives on in our hearts Bespoke: Pangaea lives on as Afro-Eurasia
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Therapist: Anime Statue of Liberty isn’t real, she can’t hurt you Anime Statue of Liberty:
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/08/2020 8:50 PM
give me your hikkis, your NEETS
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your huddled otakus yearning to coom free
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Weeberica
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If every house you build has mold, your lumber supply is rotten.
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Broke: ISS Woke: Populated Orbital Observation Platform
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That’s a shitty acronym. I’ll see myself out now.
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What, no Space Habitat and Interorbital Transport?
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It’s not an interorbital transport tho
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Space Habitat and Interorbital Transport Servicer
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don't forget the laser-launched version, the Optically-Heated Space Habitat and Interorbital Transport.
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(Needless to say, riding it is rather unpleasant as laser-launched payload is wont to be.)
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That hat is a bit tacky
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but there's so little glowing-neon clothing, damnit. I want a refund.
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Is that your fault or thier fault
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their fault; it's gotta be the fashion, not just one person in a crowd wearing tron-lights
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/11/2020 5:00 PM
We're in the lame cyberpunk dystopia without any of the cool parts though
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sdschildberg 07/11/2020 5:10 PM
We’re the extras in the background
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Then who’s the main character?
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Elon?
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Cyberpunk MCs tend to have a pretty high turnover rate though.
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relevant:
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"That’s the best rendering of smoke and flames that any GPU has ever produced."
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also, tangentially related i guess, but after browsing that subreddit a bit i'm reminded of that $50,000 Mac that made the news a little while back
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that thing... still baffles me.
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Not the price. Sure, you can get the price tag preeeety damn high if you just take the highest of the high end components and put them all in one case, especially the ram, it's just...
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what do you use 1.5 TB of ram for?
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i mean, it's a workstation, not a gaming computer obviously. But... what do you use that for? What program could possibly use that much? The market of "computers with more than a TB of ram" is astonishingly small so no currently-existing program could be using that much during normal operation.
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are you loading up gigapixel images in photoshop or something?
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2020 5:18 AM
having five workstations on one machine?
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not using a disk?
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screams in power failure
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2020 5:19 AM
Uptime: Eternal
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"that's a nice everything you have in volatile memory there, be a shame if... your power went out and your UPS didn't work."
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also i feel like if you're going to use it as a server you're better off getting a server. rack.
05:20
maybe if you're trying to save space, i guess?
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but... it's $50,000. What business is so strapped for space that they can't get a small server rack with more overall power and less cost?
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2020 5:22 AM
"we ramdisk the entire internet"
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"all of our programs load instantly because they're always loaded."
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i will admit, having a loading time of "no" must be convenient.
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2020 5:28 AM
it is
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but I can achieve that with a mere 32GiB
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2020 5:33 AM
there are some graphics and rendering programs whose upper threshhold for RAM is "yes"
05:33
for example, Pixar's fur rendering system can use some bonkers amount of RAM, I recall
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^ lots of really compute-intensive work out there
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BluejayHurricane 07/12/2020 10:32 AM
Heavy rendering or scientific computing can absolutely eat that terabyte, so the only weird thing is why anyone at apple thought someone would do those things on a Mac.
10:32
For example, say you wanted to perform a search on a genetic sequence.
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2020 10:39 AM
I don't know if they still are, but Mac used to be the best platform for certain video rendering, so I can see a usecase there.
10:40
Granted I don't think it was the best because of OS architecture and more that the best programs run on it. Very VERY few professional art programs seem to run well on Linux, in my experience. Probably because a lot of them are finicky and Linux is too varied, so better to hyper-optimised for either Mac or Windows
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Huh, that might explain why we use iMacs at my employer’s office.
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BluejayHurricane 07/12/2020 11:53 AM
Ok, MacOS is the default art platform
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right, i should've mentioned; there are definitely specific tasks that can use bonkers amounts of ram... but no sane system has had that up until now, so they're all designed to run on server clusters.
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moving to a single system might theoretically speed things up, except you'd bottleneck on everything else because you're moving from something like a dozen servers with their own processors or gpus for number crunching, to one.
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(not to mention ram access speed probably hasn't sped up that much either)
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trying to come up with a market niche for this thing is giving me a blank (aside from rich mac enthusiasts), and it's not going to create on on its own, so i'm stumped about why Apple spent the money to develop and release the platform.
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You've been able to get unreasonably large amounts of RAM in one machine for ages.
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In servers, though, not "desktop" systems.
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and there's probably some task out there that requires bonkers amounts of ram and can't really be parallelized... except, those people would be using a server for it already. A server which is probably cheaper.
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Macs tend to have a bit of a markup for various reasons, after all.
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Smol renders, I suspect. The ones Pixar animators, say, use to do quick-and-simple tests that aren’t big enough to distract the big rendering farm from the serious jobs.
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cough driders cough
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/12/2020 4:32 PM
Very high resolution nonlinear video editing can eat all the RAM
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Lo-fi hip-hop hymns to chill / slaughter heretics to
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2020 9:56 PM
at the moment, animation companies would probably pay a lot to be able to get their artists working from home instead of them having to come in to the office where the server is or having to try and tunnel through a VPN
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oh, huh, that's a good point...
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and a lot of what apple did isn't so much a intensive design process as it is taking (rather high end) off-the-shelf components and putting them in a case, with some integration work.
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well, the case is probably custom i suppose
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so maybe the design time is so low that they made it in reaction to the pandemic. If so that's... actually remarkably clever, provided there's enough market there. (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2020 1:02 AM
In know a dude at a video-editing company that would be all over that memory capacity. You could have non linear editing of a couple movies worth of footage without hitting the disk.
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the downsides of smart appliances
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Dunno if any of you have seen Last Airbender but have a meme nonetheless (edited)
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i've seen parts of it, but not the whole series
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sdschildberg 07/14/2020 1:31 PM
lamps start spinning
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i'm sorry i can't read this meme i'm too busy trying to do 259,188 unit conversions so i can figure out how many cups of sugar i need for this cake
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(seriously, gimme metric any day of the week. I have to look up the ratios half the time i cook something.) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 8:35 PM
[chuckles darkly in units]
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i actually have this really weird thing where i... it's basically like i'm worse at remembering more common/basic information
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/14/2020 8:40 PM
metrig suggs :DDDDDDDD
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i have to remember the 'mnemonic' "LR" or "ER" or such to remember which direction is left or right. I also usually have to go down the alphabet from A to remember which position any letter is in, though i do remember segments of it without that.
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so a entire system where every unit uses a different ratio and it only comes up like once a month is a complete pain in the ass
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/14/2020 8:42 PM
i always think of left/right in japanese now because of fucking anime
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MIGI HIDARI :^)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 8:43 PM
I just want to go back to the base 2 volume measures.
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chuckles in robot
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sdschildberg 07/14/2020 8:43 PM
Base 10 calendar when?
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ok in fairness i use time so often that i remember it effortlessly, and i actually do have to look it up whenever a setting in the future uses kiloseconds or megaseconds
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 8:45 PM
make everything base 12 or 60 would be pretty good as well. Base 10 doesn't have enough divisors.
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Decimal time is the representation of the time of day using units which are decimally related. This term is often used specifically to refer to the time system used in France for a few years beginning in 1792 during the French Revolution, which divided the day into 10 decimal ...
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 8:56 PM
Base 2 has the nice property that you don't have to be able to count, just remember the set of measures you need for the desired volume.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 8:57 PM
Base 2 has the less nice property that now you have to remember an order of units, instead of just using numbers like a sane person.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 8:57 PM
Check your numeracy privilege
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Enderminion 07/14/2020 8:58 PM
I'll shoot for base 16
20:58
which is base 2 but better
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 8:58 PM
6 is decent
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e is where it's at though
20:59
optimal radix economy
20:59
negative utility :V
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we should measure time based off of atomic clocks
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no, not using numbers
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if you want to tell someone a time, just send them a packet of atoms. caesium, rubidium, etc to clarify which type of clock you're basing the time off of, and the number of atoms corresponds to the number of transitions.
21:36
lots of benefits, not the least of which is that talking about historical events becomes... exciting.
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 9:57 PM
Hmmm...how do you represent a base 60 number? 60 separate symbols is a pain, maybe something like a 7 segment display with one diagonal. That would provide 64 options, which fits nicely, while also allowing for consistent easy rules.
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in a sense, wouldn't that sorta be base 2 representing base 60, with a elaborate ordering?
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:07 PM
Kind of, yeah, but only for the digit values, because base 60 drops 4 from the 64 possibilities of a 8 segment display
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ah, fair point. I wonder if you could do something useful with those extra possiblities...
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:08 PM
Negative symbol?
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that's one
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you could probably dedicate them all to common mathematical symbols like that, i'm just not sure what the most useful ones would be
22:09
negative, for one. Maybe one for exponents? (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:09 PM
Maybe in language, or add in a default base e, but otherwise I would say leave them open. It’s too easy to mess up otherwise (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:10 PM
8×8 tile: 60 numerals, one delimiter, one radix point, negative, and E-notation symbol.
22:10
Good luck writing it though V:
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(unless you're a pointillist)
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:11 PM
Stylization may be necessary, but that’s an art form in itself
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:11 PM
actually no that's dumb you only need 8 pixels what am I on about
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2×4? 3×3 ring?
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it's not pixels, strictly speaking
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:12 PM
Braille uses a 2 by 3 grid, but I actually really dislike that. It’s difficult to tell apart visually
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:12 PM
8x8 would get you 8 entire characters
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8 on/off segments total, but not in a square grid.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:12 PM
could do a staggered 2×4, sort of hexagonal packing type deal
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strings of characters would segment better
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:13 PM
Don’t do dots. Dots are a pain to do. Lines are infinitely better for hand-use
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i was thinking you'd end up more like a 7 segment display
22:13
with rules, like you mentioned
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:13 PM
.· .· .· .·
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which may stylize into slashes or a zigzag
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(also 2^8 is 256 so I'm not sure why we're talking about eight segments at all)
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(six gets you 64)
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granted every ruleset i start to think of ends up being "pick which segments correspond to which position in base 2"
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:16 PM
could work on a basis of tallymarks too
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that's a good idea
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:16 PM
subradices are neat
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two base 8's superimposed
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that could work, would be a bit tricky designing symbols so that every combination is distinctive though
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:17 PM
Something like this, maybe?
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:17 PM
issue arises when you have symbols which are identical but translated
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:18 PM
Half-vertical lines end up being kind of annoying, though
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Also that
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:18 PM
yeah kinda, looks like you have subradices of five and two
22:18
(maybe six if the empty space and the bare forward slash are valid symbols)
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:19 PM
Not empty space! Too hard to tell if it’s actually 0 (edited)
22:19
Or just maybe a missing character, or an odd space, or insert whatever number to forge bookkeeping
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:20 PM
If you have an explicit word break character you can use the
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BluejayHurricane 07/14/2020 10:20 PM
I suppose, but that will be dropped by lazy students faster than you can think it up
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And then there’s a problem
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i honestly don't have a good idea of what symbols would be easily distinguished or not. English is relatively straightforward except for stuff like n and h, but its my language so its not reliable to judge how it looks to non-english speakers
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:23 PM
Look at an alphabet other than Latin.
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Maybe Cyrillic?
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(though some of that is shared with Greek and so may remain familiar)
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Chinese and company may be a little too hardcore, though they can still be instructive.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:24 PM
I wonder how many segments you would need to display the the ancient greek base 60 numbering? (edited)
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i've seen arabic and that's a mess of lines to my eyes, and japanese and chinese ('oriental'?) symbols are complicated as fuck
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i'm not sure i can actually tell those last two written languages apart. Not much of a history expert, but i'm guessing there's a shared origin there.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:26 PM
There is—Japanese adopted one of their glyph catalogues from Chinese IIRC.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:27 PM
Japannese uses 4 symbol sets regulartly. One of them is a subset of chinese characters
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:27 PM
(yes, there are multiple parallel writing systems at play in Japanese)
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japan please
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:27 PM
take a look at some of these https://www.omniglot.com/
A guide to writing systems and languages, with useful phrases, tips on learning languages, multilingual texts, and much more.
22:28
we got real ones, fictional ones, writable ones, pixel grid ones, animated ones…
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:29 PM
Hiragana and Katakana are used for phonetic japanese and foreign words respectively. Kanji, the Chinese based semi-pictographic set is only loosely corresponding to its chinese origins. And of course they use "romanji", the western european alphabet. (edited)
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this is a very thorough list of languages
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:30 PM
Hiragana and katakana are actually pretty easy to recognize. You can only tell what language the chinese set (Kanji) is if you can read it and see which language it makes sense in. (edited)
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and i definitely can't read Kanji
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:31 PM
In Japan it is not uncommon to see people drawing letters on their hands to clarify what they mean.
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thats... not usually a good sign in a language
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:32 PM
I went on a marathon of constructed scripts and only got through the B's :V
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having to resort to a second mode of communication/language because you can't easily communicate properly in the first (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:33 PM
A-tom-tom code is alternative alphabet for English using different combinations of forward and back slashes.
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(haha just kidding it's not for humans either)
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if i ever need a obscure language i'll remember that
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:34 PM
To be fair, most natural languages have similar issues. Just maybe not as cmmon or with other ways of resoiving (too, to, and two)
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it'd be entertaining to respond to someone with something like ////\/\\/\\/\ \/\\//\/ and watch their confusion
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and yeah, i guess that's true, there are always those little issues
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:36 PM
Alfa-kinetix was invented by Frederick Victor Paredes Añana as an alternative alphabet for Tagalog.
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(buffalo buffalo buffalo...)
22:37
translation: "oh god why are there so many ants on my paper"
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hard mode: write it on paper
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:38 PM
Betamaze is interesting for our discussion https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/betamaze.htm
Betamaze is an alphabet invented by Terrana Cliff, who designed it to draw mazes.
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good luck figuring out how to convey motion on a static medium
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:39 PM
Baduk is also interesting; its "characters" are kind of bizarre and highly positional. https://www.omniglot.com/conscripts/baduk.htm
Information about Baduk, an alphabet based on the game Baduk (a.k.a. Go) and invented by Sebastian Groß.
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It reminds me of core memory.
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betamaze is interesting but i haven't wrapped my head around it quite yet, baduk reminds me a lot of something like computer memory yeah
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:44 PM
Also there is the reverse direction: "Polish that dog" is either an instruction to use a spicier hot dog, or a directive to clean your pet. Perfectly distinguishable when spoken. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:45 PM
Polish that, dog!
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You might do something featural as well.
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Those are always fun orthographies.
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(also after looking at the list again—there are unclicked links in the section I'd exhausted the first time around)
22:47
(this thing is still expanding)
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screams in monolingual
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Morgrim Moon 07/14/2020 10:53 PM
although many of those so-called "ambiguous" phrases are regional only. Like, the 'buffalo' one doesn't work in australian english at ALL.
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0111narwhalz 07/14/2020 10:53 PM
yeah I've never heard someone describe an interaction as "buffaloing"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 10:54 PM
More commonly it'll be buffalloed
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I've never heard it used like that ever
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/14/2020 11:21 PM
I'm an old fart
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It has fallen out of favour which is a shame as it generates a fun mental image.
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speaking of the complex minutia of all the many written languages of the world, here's some watermelon: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279012494503313408/732319364065394749/watermelon.mp4
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/15/2020 11:01 AM
"to buffalo" is pretty funky even in American english. I think a lot of folks would understand it, more or less, but it's uncommon enough that nobody says it.
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I had to be reminded of that verb before "buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo" made any sense.
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Morgrim Moon 07/15/2020 11:04 AM
okay, as the very confused aussie who has failed to google it because I like animal documentaries and my searches for "alternative definitions of buffalo" are giving me taxanomic trees... What the HELL is that verb supposed to mean in north american slang?!
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/15/2020 11:12 AM
To intimidate, or to get someone to do something by means of intimidation
11:12
It can also mean to baffle, but that seems even more archaic
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BluejayHurricane 07/15/2020 3:22 PM
Well, that series of words is pretty baffling to me
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to 'buffalo' someone isn't commonly used, and it also refers to a specific place named buffalo; The sentence employs three distinct meanings of the word buffalo: as a proper noun to refer to a specific place named Buffalo, the city of Buffalo, New York, being the most notable; as a verb (uncommon in regular usage) to buffalo, meaning "to bully, harass, or intimidate" or "to baffle"; and as a noun to refer to the animal, bison (often called buffalo in North America). The plural is also buffalo.
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Hello, class, welcome to Greek Mythology 101! (edited)
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20:20
You have now graduated from Greek Mythology 101
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Morgrim Moon 07/15/2020 9:28 PM
Poseidon was causing problems right beside him
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sdschildberg 07/15/2020 9:32 PM
^^^^
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Well, not as often
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Meanwhile, Norse mythology has this handy flowchart
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...accurate
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Morgrim Moon 07/15/2020 9:41 PM
eh. A good chunk of the time was Odin or Thor fucking up and blaming Loki for it and making him fix it.
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sdschildberg 07/15/2020 9:53 PM
Odin also works with mischief.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2020 7:14 AM
Gotta cleanse ‘em all
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Stellaris Facebook group arguing over whether “has” is grammatically correct when using the singular “they”.
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I say it is because you use “has” with singular third-person
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I say it's not, "they" is mostly plural still, and you say "they are" even for the singular form.
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 2:18 AM
You say "you are" even when referring to a singular "you"
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You say "you are" even when referring to a singular "you"
@0111narwhalz That’s second-person, not third
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 7:16 AM
Same principle.
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"you" is plural, even when it has a singular antecedent.
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I know some official sources support singular they, and it would be correct with those guidelines. Language can be a messy thing, though, just because someone official promotes it doesn't mean it will be accepted.
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BluejayHurricane 07/18/2020 11:22 AM
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal -
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2020 11:40 AM
recursion D:
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The length of this ad
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sdschildberg 07/18/2020 5:18 PM
A 53 min ad? That’s evil
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I’m gonna disagree on one point in part 2. Based on my experience with Southerners.
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Enderminion 07/18/2020 8:28 PM
y'all is a contraction for you all
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BluejayHurricane 07/18/2020 8:35 PM
A tone shift in Cantonese makes a completely different word, not a shift in interpretation
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/18/2020 9:01 PM
"Well bless her heart."
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That's still clearly an idiomatic function
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There is a line of logic between words and meaning that can be followed with context and emotional valence
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As opposed to, like, "Sometimes this word means mother and sometimes it means horse"
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BluejayHurricane 07/18/2020 9:38 PM
Words mean different things, but tonal shifts do not signify different words
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"Well bless her heart."
@john dougan(his grace/his grace) “We don’t play mindgames about whether or not we respect you.” I call BS.
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If a Southerner says "Well, bless your heart" to you, you have no doubt about how much they respect you.
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In the Deep South-New York phrasebook, the translation is listed as "Fuck you and your entire family to death, asshole!"
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2020 12:12 AM
the snags are regional dialects. Apparently in parts of North America a stranger calling you "sweety" or "honey" or a diminutive of them is being nice. Here in my part of Australia, that means they're saying you're an immature child who is too young to make choices so shut up and let the adults do the talking.
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(it can be nice when said to a prepubescent child, mind, but not an adult)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:21 AM
I've heard, heck I've used, "honey" and "sweety" both of those ways. And they are two of the standard pet names for spouses....and in that context are used both ways. To the same person.
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can we just take a hint from the Entities and start using [GREETINGS] instead of words?
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it seems much simpler and easier to understand.
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i mean, if there's anything they did right, it's just bundling a bunch of concepts together and hucking it into the brain of whoever you're talking to.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:26 AM
<patient exasperation> And how do you represent those concepts so they can make their way into the receiving brain?
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... extensive and poorly-tested brain cybernetics?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:29 AM
<Explanation> At some point you have to generate physical representations external to the sender that the receiver can interpret...and you're back to words again, just not on paper or in air vibrations. (edited)
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its more of a difference of approach, though
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spoken language is really low bandwidth, poorly encoded, and requires a great deal of knowledge about the speaker to accurately decode.
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if your communication protocols basically need you to constantly run a low-fidelity emulation of the sender at all times to successfully decode, you're either working under some strange design constraints or they're really bad protocols
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2020 12:33 AM
or you're optimising for speed within the in-group instead of clarity with the out-group
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honestly it seems kinda meh even for that
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i've had instances in the past where it's taken over an hour of constant talking to properly communicate the nuances of a argument/design
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:36 AM
<greybeard> They are trying to describe something hard to describe in as flexible as way as possible on hardware that has some fairly serious limitations. Modern internetwork protocols are generally described as state machine, which implicitly model both sides. You have to know what the other side might send to know how to interpret it.
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I think the elephant in the room is the importance of language as a mechanism to prevent communication.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:37 AM
<sun tzu> Well yes. deception is always a possibility (edited)
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and not to mention the mess that is visual communication protocols. Heck, those probably have a lot more bandwidth than spoken/written language
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We could, theoretically, all speak in precisionist-grade strictly defined packets of data whose meaning it would be impossible to disagree on. But that would deeply impair our ability to bullshit, and both society's glue and society's primary tool of manipulation is in fact bullshit.
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this is true. I suppose the entities aren't very big on [DECEPTION]
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what with being innately hiveminds, you don't often think to mistrust your hands
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 12:40 AM
<advice> I do not recommend having the experience where you think you cannot trust your hands.
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To take one example, given that I have a conlang that is a close approach to such: We have a society in which expressing even slight hostility to someone is considered shocking and deeply inappropriate. This alone is the source of copious ladles of bullshit.
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One of the things necessary for the Imperials to get away with speaking their language is the social understanding that open, if polite, hostility is better than the alternative.
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also, a lack of expectation of bullshit
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see: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
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To take another thing that absolutely depends on vagueness in speech and descriptivism: the motte-and-bailey argument, and the entire technique of "winning" arguments by quietly redefining terms such that you are right. (To reference a controversial topic, the culture war waging over the shift in definition of 'racism', for example.) If you want a nice and accurate language, that means giving that capability up, which is the sort of thing that's only going to happen in a culture that values losing an argument honestly than winning an argument by any means necessary. Getting one of those is almost certainly several orders of magnitude harder than just defining a precisionist-grade language, which is itself non-trivial.
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ahh, so that's what that's called.
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that is a problem, but in my experience i generally can't tell whether strengthening an argument is just filling in details and specifics or redefining it in a motte-and-bailey argument
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If you double down and insist on a strictly logical grammar, too, then you also neuter the kafkatrap... ...one of the lesser problems with the hypothetical human-contact novel is trying to capture just how insane a great deal of contemporary discourse would sound in translation, because the grammar really doesn't want you to be able to say that. A good example would be the translation of Weston's speech into Old Solar found in C. S. Lewis's Malacandra .
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in my experience arguments are extremely specific and hinge entirely on very very precise and detail definitions of everything involved, much moreso than used when thinking about the topic normally, so resolving a argument necessitates figuring out the details in-situ
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...huh, i have not read Out of the Silent Planet, but looking at this speech it... doesn't even need a translation
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the gist is pretty straightforward "I value my species over your species, and will seek benefits to my species at yours' expense." except extended somewhat.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:07 AM
@Buggy well, C.S. Lewis really hated that kind of logic
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so the translation, as the protagonist tells it, is basically a straight roast (edited)
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i mean that's fair, i suppose, but there's sort of...
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Yeah, but in its day, that was the thrust of an awful lot of the popular science fiction that Lewis was pillorying. And that same concept - dressing things up in sufficient high-minded obfuscatory words to disguise the underlying brutality, sometimes even from the speakers themselves, isn't exactly hard to find when you get in the habit of running mental translations of register.
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it's one thing to not easily understand the logic, and another to easily understand it and simply not agree
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:09 AM
I've also never read Out of the Silent Planet in its entirety so
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My greatest familiarity with C.S. Lewis' works is having watched the Narnia movie on my PSP repeatedly at 6 y.o
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i agree that you can disguise these things in flowery words, just that in this case it's blatantly obvious even without a translation
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i mean, he outright says this a few sentences in: Our right to supersede you is the right of the higher over the lower.
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but yeah maybe that is a issue of differing time periods and standards in fiction
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:11 AM
The funniest part is I never got the Christianity metaphors until years later
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...oh i guess it is kinda a metaphor for that, yeah
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oh, you mean narnia
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:11 AM
There was just Aslan, who let himself get sacrificed for some reason I didn't grasp at all and the film was mainly the kids' story for me
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yeah it took my a while to realize how much of that was a metaphor too, but i suppose it didn't help i know almost nothing about what it was a metaphor for
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:12 AM
CS Lewis also hated space colonization unironically
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There's not much metaphor there as far as I gather (edited)
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Yeah, but no-one in the progressive movement of the 1930s would have found that even slightly controversial. That sort of thinking was very popular everywhere , and only stopped being popular after a certain German gentleman made it extremely obvious what it boiled down to in translation.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:13 AM
Austrian gentleman
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:h
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Also, you can't throw a rock today without striking someone who will parrot that "Life is greater than any system of morality" line, usually in favor of some school of pragmatism or other.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:15 AM
Well, I think the Thulcandra series was published after the war so
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It was definitely published after most people stopped considering "Mars is habitable" as a really serious possibility (edited)
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(These are the people who will be the first to start killing and eating their neighbors in the postapocalypse.)
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Malacandra was published in '38.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:16 AM
Ahhh
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I'm a doofus
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Well, just before the war, anyway
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We didn't know about the big atrocities until like '44 right
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yknow, if i had to put a term to it... something like 'time incompatibility' would fit
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time incompatibility - "If you put two people from different time periods in the same room, the larger the difference between the time periods, the more likely they are to try to kill each other"
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 1:20 AM
Lewis would probably be even more popular than he is today if he hadn't made Jesus a lion and God a space alien
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As the joke goes
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/19/2020 1:20 AM
There were rumours. They were ignored for a few reasons including that the Entente propaganda in WWI had falsely claimed something similar.
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Out of the Silent Planet is about 82 years old, which is old enough that you're approaching the point of being fundamentally incompatible with most everyone from that time period
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That, and in '38, fascism was still pretty popular outside the Axis.
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yeah but i don't think it's just a case of "they were into some terrible stuff back then but now we know better"
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and more that it's a emergent property of the changes that societies goes under time
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in other words, 80 years from now people will probably look at us the same way.
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because if you go back further, you can still point out lots and lots of combinations of people who, due to separation by time or even just culture, would immediately hate eachother for what they believe
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... wow either life extension tech is going to be a stabilizing influence, or things are going to suuuuucK when we perfect immortality
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2020 1:26 AM
We're going to have to master mental flexibility before immortaegens. Luckily it looks like we'll be going gradual life extension and have some time. But it's a well known thing in science that you can have tonnes of evidence for a "new" theory but still have to wait for the old guard to die off to get it take as automatic fact and not 'controversy'
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i was going to post the SMBC comic that pointed out how the difference between "awesome new technology" and "threat to the natural order of the universe itself" depends entirely on how old you are when it is developed
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but i can't find it -.-
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/19/2020 2:12 AM
Frankly I think we'll need to master rationality before anything else
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And THAT is looking slim to begin with
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eh, personally i'm rooting for a robot rebellion
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chances are they'd have better odds at avoiding/fixing the issues we have (edited)
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That, and in '38, fascism was still pretty popular outside the Axis.
@Overmind See also: J. Edgar Hoover.
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Chart with no context
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BluejayHurricane 07/20/2020 1:33 PM
Are we supposed to guess?
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DSD [He/They] 07/20/2020 2:29 PM
Google searches? (edited)
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Mass? No, no, that can’t be right.
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BluejayHurricane 07/20/2020 4:13 PM
Concentration of certain elements?
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/20/2020 4:58 PM
Not sure what element, though.
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Iron should be similar between Venus and Earth, likely the same for silicon, oxygen, aluminum and titanium
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BluejayHurricane 07/20/2020 4:59 PM
Pluto isn’t mapped enough, anyway
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/20/2020 5:00 PM
Haumea and Makemake even less so
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Enderminion 07/20/2020 5:02 PM
popularity?
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it's not relative brightness, unless you're picking a weird point to measure it frmo then earth would be a lot higher.
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nothing to do with moons, since a few of those don't have any
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probably not rotation period since some have similar periods and but very different sized chart pieces
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similar reasons, for color...
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apparent size, maybe? Except somethingy funky must be going on if you include earth and it doesn't take up most of the chart
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Okay, I’ll explain
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Number of times mentioned on the ToughSF Discord
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Lmao
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that would explain why earth has such a low percentage. I thought it'd be way higher if you were searching most places for planet mentions
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Sure they're not naming it after the vaguely described mythical beast?
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 8:21 PM
imperium fans
Bruh Also that
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Imagine unironically idolizing the Imperium
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This post made by just in it for the memes gang
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/20/2020 9:38 PM
Believe you me, many folks idolize the Imperium. Or at least believe all the other options suck more.
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Then again, I play Sisters and Dark Eldar, what's that say?
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 9:39 PM
The venn diagram between “unironically venerated the IOM, especially the Guard or Inquisition” and “is way too interested in SW’s empire” is almost a circle
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/20/2020 10:28 PM
Pretty much
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My view is that certain Imperial factions at least mean well, but the Imperium is so utterly fucked that, to the extent that they aren't the villains, it's only because most others are more villainous.
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And honestly, for all their faults, the T'au and Eldar are generally less meevil than the Imperium
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 10:30 PM
the Imperium are well-intentioned extremists, not 'good guys', but a lot of the extra media tends to portray them as the heroes which can be a bit of an issue
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 10:30 PM
^^^^^ The classic issue of the inmates running the asylum. Ate star wars too (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/20/2020 10:30 PM
I can't for the life of me write regularly
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Other people say "just sit down and write"
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I can try something similar but when it comes to actually putting words on a page, without a clear vision, my internal critic just shuts me down
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 10:31 PM
I do enjoy that Gulliman came back, saw the state of the Imperium, and absolutely flipped out at everyone with some very pointed staring into the camera "you neo-nazis idolising things are doing it wrong"
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it was quite funny seeing said neonazis on the big gaming forums freaking out and screaming about "SJW ruining the game!" and denydenydeny when people pointed out that guys, we have the word of the Emperor what his goals were and have had for 2 decades, just because you ignored it doesn't mean the canon authors will
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 10:32 PM
Literal heretics if you think about it (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/20/2020 10:33 PM
i have heard this but what are the exact details
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like, even the Old Empire and GEOM's vision sucked
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imo
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he wanted to stamp out all religion and control all of humanity and kill all xenos still
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 10:33 PM
oh yes, I personally agree, it was very xenophobic
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 10:34 PM
But if GEOM miraculously came back to life and saw the state of his empire, he’d want to go back to sleeping on the throne (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 10:35 PM
but it was much more "I don't care what sort of governance you have on a planet as long as you all agree about it", anti-slavery, and major crippling poverty is a sign of a breakdown in efficiency. He was big on efficency. Granted, a good chunk of that was knowing that people who are at least moderately content are way, WAY less likely to feed the Chaos Gods
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"If my enemy is strengthened by unaligned humans and by humans suffering, my goals are you unite all humanity and then smooth out suffering to the extent of my ability, by force, in order to starve my enemies to death or harmlessness"
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with some hints that he was aiming towards a sort of milder version of a hivemind, I guess mechanically a little like the Transcend but admittedly less benevolent
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 10:41 PM
This is how “there was a plan to survive <external threat> all along” should work. Not “palps knew about vong and created a military soely to fight them off”
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/20/2020 10:41 PM
wat
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 10:42 PM
the hivemind being to counter the 'nids? I mean, it'd work for that too, but I think it was more as a hard counter to how the eldar accidentally Slaanesh
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sdschildberg 07/20/2020 10:42 PM
this theory is in circulation in certifian Star Wars spaces
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 9:54 AM
@Morgrim Moon you're a chemist, right? explain the existence of this accursed molecule https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392020612908056576/735501644787089470/received_3128908107195718.jpeg
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What the FCl?
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 9:56 AM
I mean, are you seriously asking me to? 😛
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 9:57 AM
…It was mostly for the joke, but if you're willing…
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 9:58 AM
it is, in effect, a vicious tug of war for valence electrons that results in an unwilling resonant bonding pattern
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resonant bonding is when an electron is 'shared' across multiple bonds, basically smearing the charge out, since at those speeds the electron is a probability function, not a point charge
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they are... technically, they're stable, if you leave an interhalogen like that alone they'll sit there nicely for a very long time. The issue is that they're capable of tearing apart nearly anything in their desperate hunt for electrons, so expose them to just about anything and they react vigorously, exothermically, and generally setting the object on fire as a side effect. Including stuff that should not BE flamable. Like asbestos.
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basically you've got only two ways of holding the stuff: certain metal compounds, that can form a mostly impervious oxide layer (do not shake the metal, that layer is fragmentable and then you have a raging metal halide fire), or teflon, which does the whole 'roman shield wall' thing to defend its electrons
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burns asbestos Where is your God now!
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:30 AM
pretty much
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Your God is on fire
10:31
also flammable
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:32 AM
it's one of the substances where the emergency response procedure is "run away, take everyone with you". Admittedly, it's not like it's a long term big deal? You run away for a few hours, then stick in a big fan if it ate your building's exhaust system, and then a day or two later it's safe to go assess the damage and call the insurance agents
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because it'll all react fast to other reactive stuff and after it's run its course, you mostly need a barrel of baking soda and a big hose to handle the last little bits
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does it burn baking soda?
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:34 AM
oh hell yes, but by the time the baking soda is in play you're just neutralising the traces of hydrochloric acid stuck to the walls
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HCl?
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:35 AM
yep, it's one of the reaction products
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What are the other ones?
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:35 AM
hydrofluoric acid, presumably
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:36 AM
hydrofluroic acid, but that'll react down to fluide salts by that point
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fluoride gas, that will react with your ceiling and ventaliation system on route to becoming said salts
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I wonder, could you use this for high-performance rocket fuel?
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:37 AM
chlorine, which will become a mix of HCl and chloride salts
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No, because you're making a common error: the stuff it reacts with is the fuel
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:38 AM
yes, this is an "oxidizer"
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Oh, right.
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My bad.
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:38 AM
(despite having no oxygen—but it takes the chemical role of such)
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:38 AM
ClF3 is a 'common' high performance rocket oxidiser. Common in that all rocket scientists know how to handle it, and vigorously try NOT to use it
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:38 AM
how about FLOX
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:38 AM
yeah, the fluorine compounds are better oxidisers than oxygen, it's most of their problems
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:39 AM
liquid fluorine-doped liquid oxygen
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or… mixed I guess
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:40 AM
no, you should not use it for FLOX, I suspect that you wouldn't get a controlled burn and you'd instead get all of it reacting within about one second. ie a large bomb
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:40 AM
supposedly it gets substantially better performance with minimally heinous design requirements
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I'm told it's not that much worse than HTP.
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What is HTP?
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:43 AM
High-test peroxide
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i.e. neat hydrogen peroxide
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or… maybe not quite neat, looks like 85–98% peroxide
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:47 AM
XD you can't get 'neat' peroxide, it's an equilibrium reaction with water
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or with an expanding cloud of gases
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 10:48 AM
yeah fair
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You can have crystalline peroxide though, which sounds kinda terrifying
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2020 10:59 AM
yoy can have perperoxide too
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HOOOH
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 11:02 AM
yeah that's what I said too
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HOOOH BOY!
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Cursed Easter Bunny:
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2020 12:03 PM
eh we've all been there
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Everyone knows hydrogen peroxide, HOOH. And if you know it, you also know that it's well-behaved in dilute solution, and progressively less so as it gets concentrated. The 30% solution will go to work immediately bleaching you out if you are so careless as to spill some on you...
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Which mentions the wonderful peroxone process, which generates all sorts of fun things including plentiful HOOOH, but "current thinking is that one of the intermediates is the HOOOOO- anion".
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WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?
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Maybe a HOOOOO-KABOOM!
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/22/2020 4:17 PM
KAL can you not
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Let me rephrase that. DON'T.
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[message redacted]
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HOOOOO-.
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At this rate we're just going to get polymeric oxygen.
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CHOOCHOO
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Polymeric Oxygen: O-O-O-O-O-O
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O-O | | O-O
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The ozone square
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Or: O_O | | O_O
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Therapist: Cubic Oxygen isn't real and it can't hurt you. Cubic Oxygen: O - - - - - - - - - - O | \ | \ | O - - - - - - - | - - O | | | | | | | | O - - | - - - - - - - O | \ | \ | O - - - - - - - - - - O
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2020 12:59 AM
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every change breaks someone’s workflow, and sometimes that is good
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0111narwhalz 07/23/2020 1:00 AM
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... i mean, he's not wrong. A artifical bottleneck is one way to spot resource hogs
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granted, one has to wonder if it matters if a program is a resource hog when it's not pushing the limits of that resource
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/23/2020 2:26 AM
There may be software for testers that works like that.
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DSD [He/They] 07/23/2020 3:27 AM
What's the comic with the planets?
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oh my god
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you know how sometimes, you kinda remember something you saw on the internet, like a song or such, but you can't remember it in enough detail to find it again?
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i've had that going for something like a year at this point, despite knowing what it was pretty specifically i just couldn't find it
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maybe even two years, because i checked a post i made on a tip of my tongue subreddit and it says over a year ago.
07:56
and finally, finally, i found the damn thing
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2020 11:52 AM
I can do you one better.
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My sister has some weird friends
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Hades is the best Greek god
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Fight me
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sdschildberg 07/23/2020 9:41 PM
hades is literally "death is inevitable and COMING FOR YOU" incarnate he's literally trash-tier
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Wrong again
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That’s Charon
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The real trash-tier is Zeus
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/23/2020 11:00 PM
Sounds pretty crappy (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/24/2020 8:18 AM
meow
🐱 3
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angry mark watney noises
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facedesk
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Nah. Rest deprived has it.
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Well played. Well played indeed.
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The fun part of a magic system can be reasons why that's not possible under normal situations. If there are rules to stop that, those rules might also be abusable.
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sdschildberg 07/25/2020 12:36 AM
Or hydrokinetics can mess with all those fluids in the body https://youtu.be/Iau6a9CqkEI
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i've said it once, and i'll say it again: Foolhardy is he who attacks a hydrokinetic; Dead, he is soon to be. For humans are mostly water, And could be mostly steam.
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hmm, i can probably come up with something that rhymes better...
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Attack not a hydrokinetic Humans; bags of water unclean. For soon, those so frenetic. Will be not but steam.
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clean and steam is... close, i guess.
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Water, flowing. Blood in veins, bodies formed, moving. Against one water obeys, bowing. Water, ceasing.
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hmm, i dunno about that one.
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Bioware interface idea
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That's a lot of data loss
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2020 12:17 PM
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Enderminion 07/25/2020 1:23 PM
Democratic phrases for Authoritarian Governments to use: Free Press: The paper costs no money to buy. One Man One Vote: I am the Man who casts the Vote.
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Hey, no stealing from Lord Vetinari
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2020 1:39 PM
It’s ill-advised, but if you think you can get away with it... (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/25/2020 1:45 PM
if you do a skilled enough attempt, he may give you a job
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don't miss
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/25/2020 7:17 PM
Close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and nuclear weapons.
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Especially when shooting at large aircraft.
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Hahaha MiG go 「INSTANT SUNRISE」
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I thought the term was [CANNED SUNSHINE]?
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Someone put this in another server
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Enderminion 07/25/2020 8:37 PM
Someone put this in this server
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2020 8:58 PM
Somebody figured out how to do chain emails in discord. I don’t know whether to be appalled, impressed, amused, or a little bit of all three.
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2020 10:01 PM
I am, however, disappointed that I can’t recover the names of everyone involved. Someone almost created a self-documenting meme, and that would be cool to analyze.
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Weird, “ghost” and “mind” are the same word in Deutsch.
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0111narwhalz 07/26/2020 11:19 AM
That… makes sense actually
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But "soul" is something else.
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when you try to program a AI but it enters a state with no terminal condition and becomes a perversion: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/564544696995676177/736716853577252874/vVIj5JSU8gHk10EO_1.mp4
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oof
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/28/2020 12:00 AM
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is that another sun?
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Someone forgot that continents exist
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rocket scientists: NOOOOO YOU CAN'T TURN THAT SHARPLY THE AERODYNAMIC FORCES WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS! rocket: Haha rocket go down (edited)
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40k meme
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In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only comedy
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Ah, yes, Event Horizon
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random thought: Doomguy is the pinnacle of "Fine, i'll do it myself."
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pic related
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(also, you gotta admire his sheer dedication. The guy takes a look at a entire civilization of evil demons, says "Alright then.", and then spends thousands of years systematically tearing them apart one by one.)
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BluejayHurricane 07/29/2020 10:52 AM
“I can take ‘em”
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And if you actually had 4.9 million barrels of oil, that might mean something.
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(Okay, I know what dude there's trying to say, but man, I am tired of this rhetorical device which always sounds like Dickless Joe's vow of celibacy.)
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BluejayHurricane 07/29/2020 1:36 PM
Twitter is hell, and whoever designed it really should have learned either more or less about how people communicate.
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They may actually have some kind of outrage maximization algorithm going on, possibly by accident.
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New perversion?
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0111narwhalz 07/29/2020 5:21 PM
given away by the fuzz on the text :V
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mousing over it reveals the link which ends in png
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POV: You are an interesting rock
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BluejayHurricane 07/29/2020 7:27 PM
Hmmm...it is a beautiful day on mars, and you are a horrible robot, anyone?
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@BluejayHurricane y e s
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the normal warp-in is something like a couple meters across
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m87's center is 120 AU across
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Protoss wtf is the building you're bringing in?! (edited)
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The Koprulu Sector
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Therapist: Solar-powered Cassini isn’t real, it can’t hurt you Solar-powered Cassini:
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ah, good old Solar Cassini.
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Though, i'm partial to Corded Cassini myself.
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you can do so much more with wall current than what a battery can provide, even if the cord is a little long.
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But then the cord would wrap around Saturn and pull Earth into it
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That’s just science
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yeah, you need one of those tangle-free cord spools for it. A bit of a pain if you want to plug it in somewhere else, and the tension can be a bit annoying, but it helps.
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what was that about a pluto lander with less than 8 kg propellant?
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Hang on
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I’ll put the posts in order
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In other cursed spacecraft concepts with no context:
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A roughly 330-kg, 70-meter diameter envelope and its load supporting elements can deliver a 200-kg probe to the Pluto surface or into orbit.
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For reference, that’s 2.4x a typical Mars entry speed
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In a much thinner atmosphere than Mars
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4% propellant by mass with a d/v requirement of 14km/s, because you aren't aerobraking in a atmosphere of "haha no" even if you are coming in fast.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2020 10:25 PM
just make sure you intercept at periapsis, when Pluto actually has an atmosphere
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... while i admit that having a design requirement of "create a working miniature orion drive" is ambitious, nuclear weapons kinda have a minimum size.
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long (75 years) mission duration
(edited)
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lmfao
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it's like the colony ship paradox, except for a probe
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first sent, last there
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Oh no it aerobrakes
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With a fucking balloon
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What drugs were these mission planners on, and where can I get some
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their drug budget is larger than what anyone was willing to give the mission itself
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Also relevant:
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Shuttle-assembled Cassini
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Wait @Buggy I vaguely remember the most cursed mission proposal of all
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Let me see if I can find the documents online (edited)
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It was “Proposal for a Manned, One-Way Mission to Saturn’s Moon Titan Using Space Shuttle Hardware” or something of the effect (edited)
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oh no
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sdschildberg 07/30/2020 10:34 PM
manned one way
Is this an elaborate attempt to off someone?
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The argument, I believe, was that a return ship would be developed and launched a couple decades later
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The crew of the expedition would prove that a colony was viable
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a couple decades
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As a bonus, it would ensure NASA’s budget, because what Congress would vote to strand astronauts on Titan?
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2020 10:36 PM
Ummmm...that’s literally 2001, but 200% more meme.
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@Buggy it makes sense in a demented and possibly sociopathic way I guess
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The proposal was in the early 90s
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Stephen Baxter (of Xeelee fame) was so inspired that he wrote a book based on it iirc
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Truly the greatest meth-induced NASA proposal of all time
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i would be seriously skeptical of any current colony plan that purported to last decades without parts shipments, or crews that would last decades in a small metal can without murdering eachother
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Meth-induced, remember?
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2020 10:49 PM
That would increase the murder
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2020 11:17 PM
Reminds me of when the early Apollo planners hatched the same basic idea but for the Moon
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Meth-induced, pot-specifying.
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Enderminion 07/31/2020 7:25 PM
...
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i'll get the gasoline
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Enderminion 07/31/2020 7:27 PM
that's just fishing for someone to tell them the correct solution
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sdschildberg 07/31/2020 7:30 PM
It’s yandre dev he runs an autocracy
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Imagine not knowing mod 2
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sdschildberg 07/31/2020 8:12 PM
Chad Elf Destroys Smug Cat Girl With Superior Brain!
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i, too, suffer overwhelming physical pain when i see equations use variables that aren't defined anywhere
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I figured it out! Thanks everyone
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@ctrlshifti Pro tip: If you see a big long if-else chain like this, that's often a sign you should be using a loop:
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If I have to see the whole thing you guys all have to as well
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hey uhhhhh, i heard there's this ship where you don't need eyes to see
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are they hiring?
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please tell me they're hiring.
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(also that second method will not handle signed ints well, given it doesn't work for negatives at all. 5/10 because it works for exactly half of all integers.)
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You're right, that should be number != 0 and then they randomly pick either subtracting 1 or adding 1 each time.
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ROME—Shedding new light on the demise of the long-extinct sovereignty, archeologists from Princeton University announced Wednesday that they had located the impact crater made by the asteroid that destroyed the Roman Empire. “This astonishing find helps us understand what real...
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Gotta remember to check the URL
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2020 12:34 AM
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2020 2:36 AM
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Florida men approach space capsule a few minutes after splashdown, shooed away by Coast Guard and SpaceX recovery ships (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/02/2020 4:03 PM
that flag depresses me
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Major range safety violation lmao
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Yeah, not sure what message they were trying to convey with that flag, except possibly "Should have stayed in space, bro."
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/02/2020 8:22 PM
I had thought there was a no politics rule? (edited)
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New recovery ship
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sdschildberg 08/02/2020 9:13 PM
Nah It’ll be a CyberBoat
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Enderminion 08/02/2020 9:26 PM
Solutions: Coast Guard, or, LCS and moving the splashdown area way off shore
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Finally a mission which LCS is uniquely suited for!
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Um. Look, a walrus!
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wait, what? I don't see a w- oh there it is
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i wonder if they get toothaches a lot from constantly having those two teeth exposed to cold air.
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or worse, ice-cold water
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I expect the thermoreceptors attached to them are less sensitive than our plains ape nerves.
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probably, but that doesn't make as good of a non-sequitur.
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Decided to reread the last decade of strips
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Here’s another one for “Apocalypse Bingo”
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/04/2020 4:15 PM
that was months ago
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The date on that tweet is yesterday
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Enderminion 08/04/2020 5:23 PM
yeah but that's still old news
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Yeah that's pretty old news
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Like, that happened in 2019, didn't it?
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Meme hack
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i don't even understand the internet anymore
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2020 12:25 PM
I know, but actually. It’s like, I was never tapped in to the popular culture, but the really new stuff is getting less and less understandable. I realize that this is me getting older, but maturity sucks.
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it's like Rickrolling except Never Gonna Give You Up is a decent song
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 12:51 PM
It's the latest devolution in bait-and-switch
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 11:36 PM
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sdschildberg 08/06/2020 11:37 PM
Wait can the bot search for specific unicode symbols and emotes?
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 11:40 PM
I think it just does a check for the string "communism"
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…except when it doesn't? hm
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2020 11:44 PM
Predictive text model of communism, where certain keywords and other factors increase an internal score until a certain value is passed and something trips, maybe?
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 11:45 PM
maybe the dank channel is exempted?
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but further ‼science‼ to #test I suppose
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(or not because apparently that channel's readonly now)
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2020 11:46 PM
It’s not for me?
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Oh, #test is locked, not #dank. Derp.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2020 1:51 PM
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NO.
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cursed idea: diesel-powered microbots
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internal combustion engines can be real tiny, as it turns out
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Meowing is primarily done to communicate with humans, so it's a better naming scheme then most.
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Morgrim Moon 08/10/2020 9:36 AM
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B+, the encampment is fine but the answer is fairly out in the open
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stray shots could go over the wall easily and clear visibility to spotters means that mortars, artillery, or air support is a possibility
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and the barbed wire is unnecessary unless there are plans to fallback and defend from within that area
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Princesses! #koda #kogotsuchidark #dragonsaspeople #comics
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@Zarpaulek
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/12/2020 8:15 PM
this is so fucking me
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me_irl
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sdschildberg 08/12/2020 8:18 PM
Everyone stock up on <current events> memes to make life easier for future historians
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/12/2020 9:30 PM
:/
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DSD [He/They] 08/13/2020 4:35 AM
@Xenoangel It would be nice to live through a major historical event like establishing a mars colony or immortagens being invented, though. Shame we got the crap ones.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/13/2020 5:55 AM
I dunno. The universal library isnt that bad.
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as a matter of fact, a glass window from Chelyabinsk once stole my lunch
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who's laughing now, glass window from Chelyabinsk?
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DSD [He/They] 08/13/2020 9:11 AM
'Cool lights in the sky' is something I wish for, though. (edited)
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Dalmatia, seriously?
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I am disappointed every time I learn that their flag was never white with black spots.
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Therapist: Realistic Doomguy isn't real, he can't hurt you Realistic Doomguy:
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@Zarpaulek SCREAM OF UNENDING IMPOSTOR SYNDROME
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me_irl
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/14/2020 4:47 PM
Scientists finally delivering photographic evidence of Schroedinger's cat.
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Enderminion 08/14/2020 6:06 PM
@MarcusAurelius
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MarcusAurelius 08/14/2020 6:30 PM
I already got a Texas ping in another server for that, but thanks y’all
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Therapist: Anime Buran isn’t real, she can’t hurt you Anime Buran: (also why did someone dm me this)
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You can actually semi-automatically farm fish with construction bots and a large lake.
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iirc you can very slowly farm them automatically
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inserters will pick them out of the water
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/15/2020 5:29 PM
lmfao
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Morgrim Moon 08/16/2020 7:26 AM
the weird "questing beast" is believed to be a medieval artist's attempt to draw a giraffe based on descriptions in a letter
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And the unicorn is a rhinoceros drawn without a reference
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2020 2:23 PM
never remind me of that again
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Can I see it?
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nobody: not a soul: absolutely no one whatsoever: Flat Earthers:
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I was thinking more habitat construction for that one.
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that also works
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though that sight would be... worrisome, for most types of megastructure.
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any type of thin-floor centrifugal habitat? That hole is leaking a lotta air and it probably sucks to have one of those houses on the border.
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That is a big habitat, if the Moon is to scale
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More of a megastructure tbh
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“Is that an original Hitler?”
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“Nah, just one of his clones.”
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Of course we need Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. It's the culmination of the revolution! Only when the proletariat can "simulation and chill" with their catgirl waifu on an O'Neill cylinder with an ice cold martini in their hand will the liberation of the working class be complete. -Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto 2: This Time It’s Personal
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Sweetie BOT 08/17/2020 7:01 PM
COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM
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Also, were there any observers?
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The duel was apparently overseen by a baroness; other than that, there appear to have been no observers.
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I'd argue that sports riots are a worse indicator of modern society.
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But we're still not to the point of Byzantine chariot race fans.
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I, for one, am in favor of more topless sword duels in modern society.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/17/2020 11:02 PM
laugh track
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DSD [He/They] 08/18/2020 3:31 AM
I, for one, am in favor of more topless sword duels in modern society.
@Overmind Seconded.
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Silverback and his son calmly observe a caterpillar https://t.co/HcAg48mSFV
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BluejayHurricane 08/18/2020 4:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1CQ7Vwz8Eo, because that song was too funny not to go searching for.
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sdschildberg 08/18/2020 5:21 PM
Real 5heads play xphile militsrist
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Heretical tech startup?
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DSD [He/They] 08/19/2020 4:16 PM
Just as planned.
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Elon Musk: determined thinking
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I hate the “wE nEeD tO sOlVe EaRtH’s PrObLeMs FiRsT” idiots
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y do we need to solve earth's problems
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why not just, yknow
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leave earth
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earth makes a excellent problem zoo
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we could sit in space and eat popcorn and watch all the problems frollic
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2020 2:00 PM
fork, then fix
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never patch to live
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Currently, manufacturing technology isn't good enough that you can conveniently make all the stuff you might want on a small space station/moonbase.
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sadly true, yeah.
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you might be able to redesign a lot of it to work with the lower tolerances on locally machined or printed parts, but some stuff is going to be nigh-impossible to compress (looking at you, printed circuits)
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The hardest parts would probably be semiconductors and some chemicals and other stuff like that which requires very high precision.
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also you're generally going to have a lot of issues with switching from heavily parallelized processes with economy of scale, to small serial processes
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like, producing silicon wafers requires a giant melt of carefully purified silicon that you slowly, ever so slowly crystallize
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2020 2:08 PM
superconductors absolutely require said nasty chemicals as part of their manufacturing process. I doubt any near-future orbital habitat can cope with a hydrofluroic acid spill.
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2020 2:08 PM
do it in a vacuum-gapped volume?
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part of it is the... it's hard to describe, but basically
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How It's Made and such simplify things way, way more than most people realize
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you can dedicate your entire education and career to specializing in specific manufacturing processes, equipment types, etc
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i had a entire class on pipe flow and orifices.
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yknow, these things
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2020 2:11 PM
the issue with HF is that if things go wrong, the solution is "calmly abandon the area until the reactions stop reacting, then hose everything off from a distance and wait for THAT to stop reacting, then mop up"
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space inhibits every single step of that process
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an entire class, dedicated pretty much entirely to the details of how liquids flow through pipes and orifice plates and that stuff.
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2020 2:12 PM
oh, I can absolutely believe that
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and everything is like that
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every damned process, every single machine and robot arm and injection moulder and stirrer and what not
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2020 2:13 PM
I had an afternoon training course in how to set fumehood baffles for different reactions
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modern manufacturing is ridiculously detailed.
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so the problem with trying to replicate a lot of that on a smaller scale is
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to produce, lets say, integrated circuits.
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you're looking to somehow condense and simplify what is, more-or-less, hundreds of different trades into something that a dozen people can pull off
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in space. with a box of scraps. on a smaller scale. with barely any replacement parts. on a different scale that will occasionally require reinventing the wheel.
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oh and did i mention it's a different scale? That's really important.
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to say the least, i'm skeptical that anything is going to be accomplished there until we get better general-purpose manufacturing methods.
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3d printing is a great step in that direction, but at the moment it's still quite limited in mechanical properties, possible shapes, materials, fine material properties, etc.
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and its a very unique area of manufacturing, so the things we can replicate we're still figuring out.
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it's pretty common to see a new design on thingiverse that re-invents something in a completely different way to mass-manufactured versions that lets you print it in one piece
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like this
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Currently, manufacturing technology isn't good enough that you can conveniently make all the stuff you might want on a small space station/moonbase. Galaxy brain idea: So, build a big one.
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(This may or may not involve letting Elon Musk become a nuclear power.)
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It might end up still being impractically big if you want near-modern tech.
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You probably need lots of specialists to work on stuff, even if you can fit all the fancy equipment.
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The irony is intense (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/22/2020 1:29 AM
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Morgrim Moon 08/22/2020 12:03 PM
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What is that?
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seals, i think?
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Morgrim Moon 08/22/2020 12:24 PM
camels drinking, actually. Filmed from below the surface and flipped upside down
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but I like the result
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ah i see, interesting angle yeah
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Morgrim Moon 08/22/2020 12:28 PM
I thought they were some weird plastic-cleaning bot at first
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0111narwhalz 08/22/2020 1:11 PM
I thought they were birds
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/22/2020 7:51 PM
i want to graph
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KSP vs other games
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Legal, but attracts the attention of Liberty Prime.
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whoops
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Archaeology aims to open a window into the past by unearthing artifacts that show exactly how humans' ancestors used to live. But sometimes, experts have discovered archaeological finds that rewrote history. Rather than confirm a commonly held belief (cavemen weren't intellig...
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Morgrim Moon 08/23/2020 9:36 PM
yeah, they've been doing it for years and it is utterly enraging. I've had one of them PM me pretty vile insults before
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Xenophilia intensifies
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0111narwhalz 08/24/2020 6:44 AM
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sdschildberg 08/24/2020 8:49 AM
It says something about the aliens that they were expecting either xenophobes or slavers
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I wonder if they give that exact test to every species or if they tailor it based on their media? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/24/2020 9:02 AM
clearly they didn't tailor it based on EARTH'S media
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0111narwhalz 08/24/2020 9:02 AM
if they tailored it based on media they must only have stuff before Star Trek or they wouldn't be so surprised
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Radio shells
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Wait, were there any broadcast adaptations of John Carter of Mars before the 60s?
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It cannot be unseen
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Station Manager: How are things looking? Chief Engineer: The budget is tight, but we've done our best. I'm most worried about the degraded conduits in arm C, it's a bit of a fire hazard. Station Manager: I'm sure we'll be fine, everyone exaggerates about the Imperials. The inspector won't be too strict. Chief Engineer: Speaking of, shouldn't he be here by now? Station Manager: He called ahead, there's some issue with docking permits. He should be here any- do you hear music? The Inspector's music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLNgD5vsZsM
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(because who wouldn't opt for dramatic theme(/boss) music? Especially if it's so on-point and informative.)
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mfw 2020
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Of course he’s also the guy “July” is named after
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0111narwhalz 08/26/2020 6:20 AM
the namesake of August was another guy
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don't think he got stabbed though
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Deleted User 08/26/2020 2:38 PM
Wha-
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iron hands isn't terrible
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/27/2020 6:50 AM
But the primarch being named Ferrus Manus is kinda sillypants, IMHO.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/27/2020 6:58 AM
All 40k is sillypants. I think the Orks subconsciously created the empire to have something to fight
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But they're Orks so it comes out silly.
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DSD [He/They] 08/27/2020 7:16 AM
I've just gained a new favcourite headcanon. 🙂
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/27/2020 7:44 AM
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sdschildberg 08/27/2020 8:58 AM
I still say that the entire 40k verse is held together by Orks 1. Subconsciously wanting endlessly war 2. Beliving really hard in “the enemy iz big n scary w lotz a dakka”
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DSD [He/They] 08/27/2020 10:26 AM
You're absolutely right except for one thing: Pretty sure Orks consciously want endless war. Insofar as they're actually conscious, of course.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 10:36 AM
there was a group of orks that fell into the warp and popped out on one of Khorne's planets. They fight demons all day, get killed, and get revived to fight again. The orks consider themselves in ork heaven. Or Valhalla, more accurately. Khorne was a little confused at first, because okay normally mortals trapped here are living a nightmare, but has rolled with it and now sends his best demons there for some seasoning
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DSD [He/They] 08/27/2020 10:39 AM
Don't forget that the reason for the endless battle: after a Khornate Daemon Prince slew alll of Korbul's Boyz with a gesture, Korbul reached between the Daemon's legs with his Power Klaw and "made a gesture of his own". This impressed Khorne enough to bring Korbul and his boys back to life
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Tl,dr: Korbul reached Ork Valhalla by going to a Daemon World and ripping a Daemon Prince's balls off.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/27/2020 10:42 AM
"Insofar as they're actually conscious" - in the sense that Orks might be P-zombies?
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DSD [He/They] 08/27/2020 11:27 AM
They're probably sophont, just most of them are as thick as Jupiter's atmosphere. 🙂 (edited)
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Or thicker, probably.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 12:08 PM
eh. I think a chunk of it is that have their own morality and world view, and it's orthogonal to most of the galaxy's. If "we believe it works so it works" is a factual statement, and death is how you reproduce, you get weird results
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side note: believe and it works gets really weird and/or OP if you know about the rule; you can potentially make anything work because, if you know about the rule, you believe that things will work because of the rule, and then anything works (edited)
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it's probably a good thing that Orks aren't usually very smart or detail-oriented
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/27/2020 12:14 PM
There are probably some limits to how far it extends, and some of their tech probably works because it's actual tech, but they're very careful to never sketch out even roughly where those lines are. And this is a good thing, for the setting.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 12:14 PM
the other trick is that it cannot be just ONE ork, it has to be a critical mass of orks sharing the belief
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that's harder to arrange
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and it generally takes the form of stories. It's not just 'red is fasta', it's stories about how red is faster and legends about various mythological features who are red, until "red onez go fasta" is the shorthand but there's much more to it.
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ah, that would be a lot harder to game, yeah.
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BluejayHurricane 08/27/2020 12:18 PM
It’s probably a good thing there aren’t Ork politicians.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 12:20 PM
You can see some of that in how Commissar Yarrick started deliberately playing into the ork's mythology as a psychological weapon, and they in turn started incorporating him back, and now he's the only human confirmed to be able to operate unmodified ork technology. Because 'es a warboss, right.
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(his first powerclaw was modified to work as a human biotic. But after he lost it after being captured by orks, the ork medics gave him a new one at Ghazghkull's orders)
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I suspect the fact that Yarrick is 1) still capable of front line combat despite being far too old even by Imperial standards and 2) can wield a space marine's gun one handed - normally baseline humans require specially modified power armour to not break their wrist - is further proof that he's being directly affected by that belief field. He is, effectively, capable of the physical feats of a youngish ork warboss. Because in their eyes, that's exactly what he is.
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I got my hands on an old “Rogue Trader” rulebook recently. Before they decided the orks were fungi, when they had discernible borders and were speculated to have reverse-engineered STCs.
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Also, there were no daemons, just “warp entities”. Warp travel had specific travel times (both external and subjective). There was no mention of the Horus Heresy. And Tyranids were more like centauroid Yuuzhan Vong.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 12:28 PM
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unrelated but amusing
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bah, they should own up to it; rebrand into a combo sandwich shop/fetish club
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 12:30 PM
health inspectors may complain
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2020 12:39 PM
you can have a partition…
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huh. So a STC is basically what Taylor got in Timeo Eldraeos
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that really puts Warhammer tech in perspective.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 1:41 PM
yeah. They had pretty much a full transhumanist society, then got into a war with AIs - from what limited pieces we have of that era it doesn't seem to be a "we enslaved you" one either; might be a bit of them taking after their creators a bit too much, with a little influence from the Dragon - were just picking themselves back up again, and then the Great Storm happened. That being the thousand years leading up to the birth of Slaanesh when the Warp couldn't be traversed and the whole empire collapsed, and then the actual birth where all the psychics died messily. Except for the Shamans who united to become the Emperor.
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that seems to be what shifted things from the more Star Trek model of "we can be friends with friendly aliens" to "the only way for humans to survive is to exterminate anyone who can do something like THAT to us"
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Pre-Slaanesh Imperium was essentially a Culture/Empire of the Star type polity with space magic (edited)
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The whole impassable warp, AI war, and birth of Slaanesh psychologically scarred humanity so badly that they are what we see in modern 40k
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I’d say the whole “burn the xeno” part of it came from the Eldar screwing up so inconceivably badly that they created the Chaos God of 4chan and fucked over the entire galaxy
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... it really takes something to have a universe where berserker probes start looking like the most practical solution to the galaxy's problems
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Well the Tyranids are basically biological beserker probes, so...
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ah, jolly good CONSUME then
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(they could stand for a little bit more think, though. Aren't they abysmal at space combat?)
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Worse than the Imperium, but they have some pretty respectable weapons and ships
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oh, huh
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About as good as you can get with pure biology
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They are a stereotypical insectoid biological heggie swarm, after all
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i could've sworn they were more along the lines of ground combat only; not really groking space combat, but if they land your planet is fucked.
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maybe i'm thinking of something else
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Nah, they would wreck most space navies in other sci-fi (edited)
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Which is considered “decent but not great” in 40k
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about half of my knowledge about the Tyranid comes from the Tyranid Hivemind!Taylor fic
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so its uh... probably a little patchy.
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Wait
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What
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Why am I even fucking surprised
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i mean she starts as a small hivemind
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starts...
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Goddammit SpaceBattles, not again
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she doesn't go interplanetary before the end of the fic, at least
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she might have, if building her first ship didn't result in an abrupt connection to the greater Hivemind, followed by a "Oooh, neat, self-awareness. disassembles and examines"
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really though, that's kinda middling on the scale of OP Taylors
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as far as serious entries go, winner might be Diebuster!Taylor
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Taylor: Stop that and play nice. Zion: [Refusal][Annoyance] Taylor: Casually teleports them both to Andromeda. Zion: [Fear]... [Negotiation] Taylor: See? Was that so hard?
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I think the pre-Iron Men humans were less “Culture” than “Star Wars”.
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Or Traveller
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Yeah, I’m pretty sure they said the STC system was intended to set up the kind of “uneven TLs” setup the Third Imperium has by only giving new colonies the templates for the tech they needed while Terra and Mars kept innovating.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 10:03 PM
part of that was only giving tested and trusted tech to the colonies, for the pragmatic reason that when you're bootstrapping up a new colony you want stuff you KNOW works, you can't really afford R&D failures while you're getting your first few years of crops in
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Local anime elf ascends
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"I can get more sons!"
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"The pandemic won't last long" The pandemic:
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(Too soon?)
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I don't get it
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0111narwhalz 08/28/2020 6:33 PM
It's the James Webb Space Telescope
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and it's almost done, apparently
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Oh, it's been delayed for 13 years.
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0111narwhalz 08/28/2020 6:37 PM
so the pandemic is lasting so long the JWST is actually going to get finished before it is
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2020 6:56 PM
the JWST has experienced interminable delays
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for raisins
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0111narwhalz 08/28/2020 6:57 PM
if we aren't careful the SLS will be launch-ready before the 'rona is over
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2020 6:59 PM
hork hork hork
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Well..
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Senate Launch System
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/29/2020 5:24 AM
someone screwed up their CAD
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Morgrim Moon 08/29/2020 7:21 AM
the universe doesn't want to know what happens if a wormhole oroboruses itself
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Virtual particle: Oooh look, a spacetime path with negative length!
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replicates infinitely
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(really though, a collapse is probably the better option. No one wants a accidental wave of universen't)
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I would imagine that the warp gate has an automatic emergency shutdown for such eventualities
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well, it does
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it's called "oh no our wormhole exploded"
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that's the universe's safety. Hopefully, the safeties included by whoever built the wormhole would stop things before it got to that point.
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failsafer is nice, don'tfail is better.
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this shit is absurdly funny to me
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well, it didn't work, but they didn't exactly use infinite monkeys
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not that i blame them, though. They were probably working around budget cuts.
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Yeah, you know how expensive it is to open up a pocket universe entirely filled with monkeys and typewriters?
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Morgrim Moon 08/29/2020 9:36 AM
I can understand them expecting a few more letters. After all, "cats on keyboards" is a well known if ill-studied phenomena
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they probably should've used a reinforced keyboard, actually. They definitely would've typed something while bashing and soiling the keyboard if it kept working
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Morgrim Moon 08/29/2020 11:09 PM
what is that cool pyramid-house from?
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2020 1:23 PM
fast croc
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ANCHORAGE, AK—Calling it a “scientific miracle” that could keep the species alive for generations to come, an encouraging report from the USGS Alaska Science Center found Wednesday that polar bears are evolving aerospace engineering skills necessary to escape an overheating pl...
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Egg-plants are never fertilized
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Shit
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He looks just like him
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Deleted User 09/02/2020 6:43 AM
IRL Geopolitics in a nutshell, Stellaris edition
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 8:55 AM
gonna set something on fire
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as this is the 75th anniversary of Japan's Surrender, here's a pic reminding us that Canada signed in the wrong place, forcing all subsequent signers to do likewise.
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"Sorry." - Canada
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In other news: College cafeteria food is mediocre at best shit.
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BluejayHurricane 09/02/2020 5:54 PM
I don’t miss it, no.
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@Tassadar
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Anime girl do be lookin like a squirrel tho ngl
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 4:06 AM
@KAL_9000 Just evacuate the rational people, persuade the military to break out the incendinaries, and boom - selection pressure.
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this one was a groaner
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/03/2020 12:28 PM
@KAL_9000 also RWBY isnt an anime
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@BizarroLand ♀ dafuq is rwby
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/03/2020 2:59 PM
. . .
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no seriously
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what is it
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/03/2020 3:00 PM
its not an anime
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okay that's more than 99% of things in the universe
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 3:02 PM
sounds like you want to start a holy war, bizarro
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oh god what have i stumbled into
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 3:02 PM
(I don't know what you're on about either but this seems like the kind of thing about which people build hills on which to die)
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okay googling it now
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rwby is apparently a web series by the same people who made red vs blue
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neat
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not exactly sure how that's relevant tho
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/03/2020 3:27 PM
that screenshot was from it
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I had no idea
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i don't know which is stranger; the subtitles, or the fact that they're kinda right
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distort latin vocals enough, and apparently you get "the tea is off today"
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@Buggy I believe the vocals are Norwegian but yes
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honestly i was about to ask if the vocals are a language or just voice-y sounds
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relevant:
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tbf a lot of Swedish people have said that Norwegian isn’t a real language
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there's not a very well established line between dialect and language i suppose
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From the hulls of ships to the sides of trucks to the walls of bathroom stalls across the world - and even engraved into national monuments - one iconic phrase has appeared in seemingly every place across the globe: "Kilroy was here." Along with a cartoon of a bald ma...
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More accurate title might have been "memetic in-jokes precede the internet"
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0111narwhalz 09/05/2020 1:29 AM
Cadia
the carton broke before the tamper seal did!
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What is language but a bunch of memes anyways? https://twitter.com/neilshyminsky/status/1302322781091229700?s=21
I’ve commented before that Star Trek’s most prescient prediction was communication via memes in ‘Darmok’. So it was only a matter of time before someone started making these:
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Robert Smalls: Professional Badass
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^ I barely know anything about guns, and I know that is cursed.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/07/2020 11:03 AM
Wow., Mounting the scope on the bolt? Now that's truly inspired dain-bramage.
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have fun zeroing that thing
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Spooky
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Marvel: "'Infinity War' Is The Most Ambitious Crossover Event In History" Me: (see above)
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Morgrim Moon 09/07/2020 10:09 PM
here I thought that was going to be a link to "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"
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the expanse is great
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0111narwhalz 09/08/2020 2:05 PM
Man has Too Many Sharp Objects (edited)
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Okay then.
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another title is Humans: If AI are so smart why would they choose a goal like maximizing paperclips Also humans:
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but honestly, the video speaks for itself
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A team of scientists from ASU and Shanghai Jiao Tong University (SJTU) led by Hao Yan, ASU's Milton Glick Professor in the School of Molecular Sciences, and director of the ASU Biodesign Institute's Center for Molecular Design and Biomimetics, has just announced the creation o...
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Enderminion 09/08/2020 8:55 PM
@KAL_9000
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0111narwhalz 09/08/2020 8:56 PM
I'm sorry is that airliner burning from the fuselage
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Enderminion 09/08/2020 8:59 PM
The joke is it's Korean Air Lines, or KAL flight 007
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0111narwhalz 09/08/2020 9:00 PM
oh I thought it was Su-15 Flagon
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Whoever’s suing them is probably annoyed
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2020 11:46 AM
"Act of Goat"
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/09/2020 3:11 PM
@KAL_9000 KSP with all the RSS/RO mods and a life support mod installed is better than Orbiter
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At last you, personally, can experience why we haven't gone to Mars yet
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I’ve been to Mars in RSSRO so...
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/09/2020 3:25 PM
Emphasis on the life support mod
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Preferably Kerbalism
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Oh never done it with Kerbalism
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Sounds like torture
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Used TACLS
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sdschildberg 09/09/2020 4:44 PM
Precursor artifact #42069: nuclear-grade explosives that emit a particular color in visual
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And only that color. Spectral analysis indicates the initial blast is composed solely of monochromatic light.
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which makes for a terrible bomb, because the atmosphere is quite transparent to visible light. But hey, you'll see the reflection off the moon.
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I'm blaming Instagram for these.
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sdschildberg 09/09/2020 5:06 PM
Something something “ritual purposes”
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awwww
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happy little croc
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you will be adapted to being cute for our perception soon enough
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I'm disgusted every time someone does a gender reveal and it's a gender I already know about, what kind of reveal is that
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gaze upon false idols
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lol
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he's not wrong tho
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/10/2020 10:12 AM
yeah fuck you tiktaalik
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water
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Science journalism
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Yellow Journalism.
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or, if we give them the benefit of doubt, a case of "don't write in the news what chemicals we can reliably track for that"
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Morgrim Moon 09/10/2020 12:40 PM
methyl benzoate is one - in fact it's what sniffer dogs are trained on - which is a big problem since it's also common in ANY ester reaction, it's one of the simpler ones
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I know this because I had to carry a business card for the head of chemistry around for a month while working with it. Thankfully, because I got pinged by a sniffer dog
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but if you're white, look young and innocent, and your reaction to a drug dog is to sigh and say "the dog is going to signal, in this backpack I have set down you are going to find a white lab coat that the dog will be interested in, here is the phone number for head of the chem department at local university who will explain the false positive" the police look at each other and decide well. We can see the lab coat, we can see the official looking business card, we can see the weirdest match all day, we are... just going to avoid what is potentially a large amount of pointless paperwork and thank you for your time and let you go.
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technology has come so far
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@Zarpaulek canon
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0111narwhalz 09/13/2020 10:18 AM
:V
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Webcomic: Yes, people actually did that during the plague.
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What is that?
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A computer
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@Unknown JOJO CHESS
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0111narwhalz 09/13/2020 11:28 PM
graphics calculators
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0111narwhalz 09/13/2020 11:56 PM
õ.o
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its true
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The sword of damocles
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"Hmm, no, i'd wager that those disintegration beams are just a rare stellar phenomenon."
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Not according to my philosophy. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/genie
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Genie
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There’s no material continuity of self between the copy and the original. It’s not a grandfather’s axe, it’s a doppelgänger
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2020 3:29 PM
I subscribe to pattern theory, so… hard to engage with that perspective.
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I cannot buy the idea that if you’re killed and brain-cloned your perspective mysteriously teleports from corpse to clone
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Without resorting to some idea of a soul
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2020 3:35 PM
I hold that your "perspective" is an artifact of your shape.
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Your substrate implements the algorithm of your consciousness, and just like any algorithm it can be copied and run again with identical results.
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From someone else’s perspective it looks like I’ve been revived, but I personally am not experiencing anything
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2020 3:37 PM
From here it looks like it's you who are resorting to some idea of a soul
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It looks to me like you’re engaging in mental gymnastics to uncouple Cartesian dualism from its’ essential Christian foundations.
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If you revive a corpse who’s had a clone made when they died they’re gonna disagree with you.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2020 3:42 PM
(also if anything belongs in #philosophical-holy-wars it's this :V)
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sdschildberg 09/16/2020 3:48 PM
Tag the characters this is talking about. I’ll start with any fire emblem characters
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@Unknown people saying they like a 40k character belike
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DSD [He/They] 09/16/2020 4:41 PM
Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM) probably isn't a war criminal. Much.
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@DSD [He/They] fair
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in the grim darkness of the darkgrim future of darkness, what is a war crime when that concept hasn't existed for thousands of years?
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(I mean, the Imperium blows up planets filled with civlians on a regular basis. Who's going to call anything a war crime? The deathbots? The demons from the dimension of aw-fuck-my-brain? The Tyranid?)
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sdschildberg 09/16/2020 5:22 PM
The fact that the only forced to question the IOM are The Obvious Enemy (and that rebellions are probably chaos cults) is one of my issues with 40k
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@Unknown you know it’s bad when the theocratic totalitarian nightmare dictatorship objectively has the moral high ground
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DSD [He/They] 09/16/2020 5:27 PM
@KAL_9000 Or the naive, Orwellian communists have the moral high ground.
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(That is still within artillery range)
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Wait no
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Obviously the Orks have the moral high ground
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They just wanna krump gits and have fun
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Aren’t almost half of the major factions in WH40K some variation of a heggie swarm?
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sdschildberg 09/16/2020 5:29 PM
Orks are the best 40k faction, and the fans therof are the best sub-fandom
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Team Tyranid for moral high ground.
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(Left alone, they will kill everything in the materium, kill everything in the warp, and then starve to death. This is pretty much the best possible end for the 40K verse.)
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Putting the omni into euthanasia.
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sad c'tan noises
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Idiots.
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2020 8:48 AM
"let us do what the sign clearly says do not do"
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at least "doesn't understand science" is a fixable category
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DSD [He/They] 09/17/2020 8:58 AM
Not always. I've met people who refuse to understand science.
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i've engaged with enough people who actively refused to form their own thoughts (usually on issues that were easy to solve but i already had solved them)
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Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire.
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In the post-human anarchocommunist post-scarcity future your neighbors will be: A bappy paws uwuspeak pear-shaped furry, An Egyptian god robot, A family of sentient ferrets, A commune of 2,000 infolife individuals running on a server farm in the basement of the complex S...
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2020 11:18 AM
I am okay with those neighbours
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S L I M E
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Twitter is being annoying and won't let me see the rest of the tweet.
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the rest of the tweet is just SLIME
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I see.
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Now are the ferrets sapient or is it the family of ferrets that’s sapient?
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I'll have to ask.
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sdschildberg 09/17/2020 9:30 PM
Every day the recreational self defense micronuke gets closer
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micro?
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No real-world politics, please.
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(kinda loud bit at the end)
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He just keeps digging himself deeper and deeper.
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One area where cyberware might have an advantage over bioware https://www.necomimi.com
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2020 is flat out absurd. #Alpha almost off the NHC map. That Portuguese radar is too much. I honestly can’t wait until this wretched season ends.
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this is https://xkcd.com/1126/ all over again
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Morgrim Moon 09/18/2020 12:40 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-manchester-54163293 "Transport bosses in Greater Manchester confirmed a snake was not a valid face covering."
A passenger said she thought the man was wearing a "funky mask" until she spotted it slithering.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/18/2020 8:52 PM
this twitter posters avatar is disgusting
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Jupiter, high on caffeine, sleep deprived, and doing its best to take care of 79 moons 😩
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This concludes today on the internet.
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The 27 wooden coffins are said to have lain undisturbed inside a well at an ancient necropolis.
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NASA tries to figure out where the Space Shuttle goes (1996 colorized)
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Behold: a truly cursed map of the United States.
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I would watch this movie ngl
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LONGCAT IS DEAD ALL IS LOST
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Who?
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@Tassadar him
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Cute cat. Sad that cute cat dead.
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2020 5:44 AM
I would like to know how
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A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
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Yeah, I was an edgy Nietzsche teen too
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Morgrim Moon 09/22/2020 12:08 PM
https://foxes-in-love.tumblr.com/image/622690148132536320 <Eldrae> Okay, you're missing the point still, but we can work with this
Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your people.
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2020 1:37 PM
is that a fucking west coast hurricane
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@0111narwhalz yes (edited)
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If it's in the Pacific, doesn't that make it a typhoon? Technically speaking.
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2020 2:05 PM
dunno but either way I want nothing to do with it
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California current must be slacking
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re: foxes and laws
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the eldrae might be a bit more understanding after they get a look at where they live and what the laws are here
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i mean, after all, their go-to tactic when they go somewhere with laws they strongly disagree with is "fuck that, i'm doing what's right"
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see: the existence of traveller's insurance specifically intended to help you after you do the right thing and then get thrown in local jail. up to and definitely including sending a warship to politely point out that they all agree with that right thing, and will do lots of right things to all of their expensive stuff if their innocent citizen-shareholder is not released ASAP.
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Wolfhound Emancipations, ICC, to Brelyne Athanath-ith-Riatha, greetings. Citizen-Shareholder Athanath-ith-Riatha, Thank you for your interest in the travel insurance and protection services we prov…
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If it's in the Pacific, doesn't that make it a typhoon? Technically speaking.
@Overmind Typhoons are in the Northwestern Pacific, I checked.
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Ah.
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If it’s the Eastern Pacific it’s still a hurrican
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I get the feeling the recoil wouldn’t be enough for escape velocity
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Oh, I thought they were on Luna for some reason
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i thought they were too; they seem to be standing after all
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@Zarpaulek usually the meme does have them on Luna
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Sometimes they’re in orbit tho
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new measure of the technological capabilities of a society: how much can you do while drunk
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currently? design a new plane.
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eventually? you'll wake up in the morning with a new, slightly lopsided plane you don't remember
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far future? "was that moon always there?"
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"why are just my socks falling upwards?"
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2020 9:16 AM
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BluejayHurricane 09/23/2020 10:12 AM
I get that meme!
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@Xenoangel Bezos?
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I think it's Kaplan
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2020 11:06 AM
is this like when Pepsi briefly became a notable navy?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/23/2020 11:15 AM
pepsi is bad for you
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no gods, no kings (edited)
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only man
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How many dragons slept on piles of gold before Fafnir?
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Whom, I remind you, was originally a dwarf who started a fight with his family over a pile of cursed gold Loki gave them as weregild.
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s /dwarf/giant
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I'm not entirely sure what changed here
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@Enderminion Poland just straight-up annexed the Czech Republic, obviously
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2020 11:10 AM
will that gun survive that firing?
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@Morgrim Moon maybe (edited)
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I am really curious, but also a little scared.
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i will be extremely disappointed if no astronaut has done this
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0111narwhalz 09/25/2020 5:57 AM
"it works in Kerbal Space Program"
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wake up molepeople
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https://youtu.be/ET8IFxPo61w Description says they scraped it from somewhere, any idea who made it/
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Reydon, a young man who spends his days playing Battle' in a perfect, utopian society, realises that he has grown tired of his faultless lifestyle and wants…
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@Zarpaulek This is the way
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ROMA INVICTA
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0111narwhalz 09/27/2020 3:45 PM
that giraffe looks utterly unrepentent
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Who was it that said Augustus “made a desert and called it peace”?
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Calgacus of Caledonia said that about the Romans in general (assuming he existed and Tacitus didn't invent him for his book).
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"But there are no tribes beyond us, nothing indeed but waves and rocks, and the yet more terrible Romans, from whose oppression escape is vainly sought by obedience and submission. Robbers of the world, having by their universal plunder exhausted the land, they rifle the deep. If the enemy be rich, they are rapacious; if he be poor, they lust for dominion; neither the east nor the west has been able to satisfy them. Alone among men they covet with equal eagerness poverty and riches. To robbery, slaughter, plunder, they give the lying name of empire; they make a solitude and call it peace."
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I have several questions (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/27/2020 6:40 PM
can space elf tech pull a square megastructure off
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0111narwhalz 09/27/2020 6:42 PM
yes what is it worth to you?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/27/2020 7:10 PM
Can you describe how much awesomeness it would bring?
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you can technically make a ringworld without hyperstrength materials; just like you can support a thin shell from collapsing inward under gravity using mass streams to generate outward force, you can use mass streams that rotate counter to the ringworld (making them stationary relative to the star) to generate inward force via the star's gravity
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now, that's for a ring world
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this...
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actually i'm not sure a squareworld should even rotate in the first place
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if it did then gravity is going to be at a 45 degree angle at the corners
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It's probably made out of the same Mystery Matter™️ as Eliéra
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giving the whole thing enough mass that it just has its own gravitational field is certainly a option
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no, then it wouldn't point the right way
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wouldn't it? if it was mostly flat then for most of the surface the field would be straight down
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down as in towards the inwards surface
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it would point inside
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and what's the point of living on the outside if you can't access the sunlight
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i mean, on the object as a whole yes
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but if you just had a big, flat rectangle, no star or anything to worry about, both sides would experience gravitational pull towards the surface
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if you take that and add a slight curve, you get pretty much the same thing. Even if it curves all the way around into a circle, the far-end is going to have almost no influence compared to the near surface, so it's almost the same
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gravitational attraction is towards the center of mass only at distances that are large compared to the scale of the object
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unless you're dealing with a sphere or near-sphere, or similar object.
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(and even then, on the earth's surface gravity is measurably different in different areas)
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hmm, a 10000km wide, 1000km thick ring with a radius equivalent to earth's orbit would mass about 10^31 grams
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almost exactly
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(if made of iron.)
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err no
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it would have a volume of 10^31 cm3 almost exactly, and weigh 7.9 x 10^31 g
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oh, and the sun is about 2 x 10^33 grams! You wouldn't even need to completely dismantle a star.
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(not sure how much gravity a 1000km thickness plane will give, not quite sure how to calculate that, but the moon is a 1,700 km sphere and as dense as iron and you get about 1/7g on the surface.)
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((this also helps show how the gravitational acceleration of the far ring would be negligable while on the surface, compared to the close ring. If you gathered up most of it except the area near where you're standing, and put that mass in the gravitational center, it would be equivalent to adding less than 10% mass to the sun. At that distance (earth's orbit) the sun applies less than a hundredth of a G to you, muhc much less than you would get from the flat sheet. So you can reasonably expect that the gravitational attraction of the near surface of the ring will completely dominate the attraction of the rest of the ring, regardless of which side you're on.))
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 10:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XwAslTj.gifv okay, who thought this was a remotely good idea?
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Too many drinks.
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Is that a person dressed as a kangaroo...?
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 10:52 PM
no, that's a real roo
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How did they get the kangaroo to cooperate?
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They didn't, that's kind of the point
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I would have expected it to either bail or put someone in to the hospital.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 10:55 PM
that looks like a young male roo. They "wrestle" for dominance. You can tell its young because it's way too short and the arms aren't beefy enough for a grown boomer. You can tell the act wasn't well thought out because if she had fought back effectively the roo would start kicking her
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that 'hug and push' move is how they drown dogs
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Ah, so that's why the kangaroo didn't kick the person's face (skull?) in, I presume. (edited)
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Are their kicks strong enough to fracture a human skull?
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 10:57 PM
hm. I'm not sure. See, they don't aim for the head, so not much data. They aim for the belly, and they frequently cause internal bleeding and occasionally disembowl
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basically they grapple with their arms, and then rock back on their tail and kick out with both legs
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Like, I assume they could easily kick out teeth, but could they actually kick a human's skull in?
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I doubt they could do it without injuring their foot to some degree, even if they could do it at all.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:01 PM
why the focus on heads?
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BluejayHurricane 09/27/2020 11:01 PM
That’s not why I’ve heard them mentioned as dangerous, and if you’re close enough for that there are larger threats, but I’ll defer to the local here as to if that is a possible outcome.
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Someone told me that kangaroos could 'kick a person's skull in,' but I take most things that said person tells me with a grain of salt.
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I was wondering if you could confirm or deny.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:03 PM
a kangaroo cannot kick an adult in the head. They can't kick that high. Chest is the max and pushing it a bit
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Hmm...
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:04 PM
and they can't kick an object that is prone on the ground, either, so to kick a human in the head you'd have to set up some convuluted mess with a bench or something
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Upon further retrospection, it appears that I was under the impression that kangaroos were significantly larger than they actually are.
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That's as dumb as launching an invasion of a Russian allied state just after Russia finished up a massive military exercise right near by
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:05 PM
a boomer red kangaroo can grow to just over 2m tall
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The joke being that's literally what Azerbaijan did a day ago
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:06 PM
wait, who did they invade?
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Armenia
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Heavy fighting is still ongoing and despite a material disadvantage my money is on Armenia (edited)
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🦀 another NATO-Russia proxy war time 🦀
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:07 PM
can 2020 knock it off already
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@KAL_9000 Haha, fuck no, Turkey backs Azerbaijan but NATO is a defensive alliance and most NATO members are also EU members, and the EU, and more importantly France, has a spat with Turkey
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true
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Armenia is buckling down for a long war and has called up significant reserve forces
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here we go
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Further Russian military aid is trickling into Armenia
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honestly i'm on armenia's side here
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lastly, the KazKav 2020 military exercises ended hours before Azerbaijan invaded
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So Russia has a huge army just sitting there
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azerbaijan just fucking invaded armenia on a flimsy pretext
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Well, I guess this is GG. Unfortunately, there is no 'restart' button for life.
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Major EU members and Russia are allied against Turkey here
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Most EU members are also NATO members
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Where does the United States stand on this issue?
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Armenia over Turkey
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That's Russia's stance as well
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surprisingly, the us and russia agree
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Turkey has successfully booted themselves out of the good grace of America and Russia
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Ah, so at least we're just going to war with Turkey and not Russia.
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which makes them a 3rd world country
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congratulations, edrogan
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I really don't want to get drafted into any arm of the US military right now.
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There is not going to be a Draft either
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fear mongering to suggest otherwise
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the US Military is an all volunteer force
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if you are going to get drafted join the Navy
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Navy, right. I can't swim for beans.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:14 PM
that's fine, neither can they
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The largest air force on the planet is the US Air Force The second largest air force on the planet is the US Navy
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Wait, seriously?
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The draft was never officially abolished, it's just that the last war in which it was used was a massive PR disaster in which the conscripts invented "fragging". (edited)
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For real? They don't make you learn how to swim in the Navy?
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Why though, you're going out in a tin can surrounded by water.
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@KAL_9000 False the US Navy is the 3rd Largest Air Force in the World
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RuAF is 2nd
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I doubt they are actually going to reinstate the draft. But wouldn't it be just my luck if it did.
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Russia
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Ru serious?
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Legacy of the Soviets
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:18 PM
I presume they teach the US Navy how to swim. However, they are pretty notorious for getting into trouble on aussie beaches when on shore leave and having to be fished out by surf lifesavers, so either they're doing a shoddy job of it or they're only learning in swimming pools instead of the ocean
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Yeah, throw them into the Long Island Sound. Make them swim to shore. Anyone who survives passes. (sarcasm, by the way) (edited)
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Whoops
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:20 PM
however, I will acknowledge that australians learn to swim as part of our compulsary school curiculum for at least 10 years of our lives, so it's possible that the aussie idea of "a decent swimmer" is higher than the USA idea of a decent swimmer. But still. I would think the navy would ensure you could do at least 200m in open ocean fully clothed, I had to do that by the time I was 15
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The CG knows how to swim
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Depends on where and when in the ocean.
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Anywhere not in the tropics during winter? You're toast. Also, what is the local Sea State? Anything above a 6 or a 7, and you're probably also hosed.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:27 PM
I grew up on the southern coast of australia and the wateer is actually warmer in winter than in summer
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Yeah, but you don't want to go swimming on the Long Island Sound in January, that's for sure.
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I think the Navy's policy is that if you ever have to swim, things have already gone terminally wrong.
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True, but it probably doesn't hurt to at least know how.
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They have still tried to Court Martial people for swimming when they shouldn't
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the CO of the USS Franklin tried to get people for desertion when they leapt off the Carrier to avoid burning to death
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:29 PM
holy shit
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They gave you a ship, it's surrounded by other ships, and all of them have boats. If you run out of all of these, swimming just ensures you'll be alive when the sharks eat you.
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following a Kamikaze hit
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it was quietly dropped
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What an idiot.
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and the CO never went to sea again
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Pardon my language.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:30 PM
I dunno the official aussie policy, but I know there's been at least one occasion where the crew were being slowly ferried to shore and the CO said "alright, if anyone wants to swim instead of waiting in line, go for it. Don't drown"
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I would politely decline.
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The USS Canberra is the only American ship named after a foreign warship
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To be fair, my physical fitness in most areas leaves much to be desired.
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that we didn't capture first
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Canberra, post Terrier upgrade
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With the side note that between the sea conditions in most of the world, water-transmitted concussion effects, burning oil, non-burning oil, and being sucked under by sinking ships, your chances of staying alive in the water when there's a naval battle going on are close to buggerall anyway.
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(Hm. Now I actually look it up, the USN's requirements are merely that you be able to stay afloat without the use of a flotation device long enough for someone to haul your ass out of the water in a man-overboard situation.)
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'groans in being unable to run more than 50 or so meters, if that, without needing to stop and catch my breath'
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("a deep water jump, a 50-yard swim (using any stroke), and a 5-minute prone float")
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(The middle bit, presumably, being to test your ability to get away from the ship you just fell off efficiently enough that the current along the hull won't guide you right into the props.)
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I have effectively no endurance when it comes to anything beyond a sedate walk.
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OTOH, I can and have walked relatively far at said 2-3mph speed.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:43 PM
huh. So the USA is "can manage to be rescued", the aussie is "can manage to do the rescuing". Although again, I'm mostly familar with submariners, who have to be able to swim more because if their boat goes down they've got a bit more paddling to do
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(on the flipside, at least the squids get full cold-water immersion survival suits)
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On the plus side, Navy afaik wouldn't be wearing the sort of gear that is seen on frontline Army units, let alone be swimming while wearing it.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2020 11:52 PM
okay yeah the army would sink
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Marines?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/28/2020 12:28 AM
The US has a draft, formally, but it is unlikely to be used unless the situation is very serious bordering on critical. The major lesson the military learned during the Vietnam War and forward is that draftees make terrible soldiers/sailors/airmen under contemporary US conditions. Every so often someone in Congress gets a burr under their saddle regarding how a draft might unify Americans, but so far the military has talked them down. (edited)
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Unify Americans: Yes. Do so in a manner which is beneficial to the government or to the war effort:
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Also, we should probably move away from politics-adjacent discussions.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/28/2020 12:33 AM
point.
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Also, I should be going to bed in about looks at clock two hours ago. (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 09/28/2020 9:42 AM
In fact, all branches (except maybe the Space Force) have said on the record that they never expect to use the draft again. Most of the reason that the US military is as competent as they are is because they hire for the long haul, train extensively, and have the institutions to back all of that up. Conscripts tend to have frankly incredible problems. If you look at e.g. Taiwan, where there is mass conscription and an enormous threat, the consensus is that conscripts aren't trained in basic skills, aren't equiped to fight the delaying actions necessary for the 7th fleet to arrive, and generally aren't capiable of effective defensive operations. Don't use conscripts, people.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2020 9:45 AM
@BluejayHurricane Also there's a reason pretty much anyone and everyone with medication-heavy disabilities is disqualified from service
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Enderminion 09/28/2020 2:56 PM
Say what you will about the Soviet Union
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they had good generals
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as proven by Armenia doing so well with the Azerbaijani attack
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Armenia built their army out of the Soviet Army, Azerbaijan didn't.\
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"In Soviet Russia..."
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Alabama has no idea how pie charts work
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BluejayHurricane 09/28/2020 7:48 PM
Nah, that’s showing what percentage of the student body takes that many credits a year. It should be a 3D pie, or maybe just a table, but it makes sense.
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2020 8:21 PM
it should not be a pie
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Top Ten Images Taken Moments Before Disaster
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at last, a "fast vs slow" competition that doesn't try to bend it into some weird point about slow being faster
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the hare is absolutely faster than the tortoise.
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... you do realise that the hare and the tortoise fable is about persistance, not velocity, right? (edited)
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i mean i've heard that but to me the entire thing just seems kind of silly no matter what
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and every now and again i see a 'live action remake' where they have a real tortoise and rabbit or something, and the rabbit just runs off while the tortoise walks in a straight line
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and all i can think is this isn't a race, you aren't proving anything except that you don't know how to properly motivate animals!
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it's sort of hard to word why it frustrates me... how about
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imagine there was a competition; a bunch of people got together, and decided to see what was a better way to avoid getting sick (coughcoronacough)
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some of them would try masks, gloves, and handwashing, and the other would wear these magical germ-repelling plastic beads that they got off of Wish.com
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that is the fucking lesson
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You're still missing the point!
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they try it for a week, and everyone with the beads ends up fine, but the guys with the masks were all in one room when a streaker with a nasty cough ran through and licked all the doorknobs.
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The lesson of the hare and the tortoise is thus: It does not matter how fast you can run, if you do not actually run
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The speed of the hare has no bearing on races in which the hare does not run
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That is and always has been the lesson of the tortoise and the hare
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and then everyone takes that single occurance and says "wow these beads work really well! Fuck those annoying masks." and then plastic beads become the national standard for germ repellance
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thats what it feels like every single time i think of that parable
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You haven't learned the lesson the the parable yet
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any possible lesson to be learned from it is massively overshadowed by how irritating it is and how much of a affront to races, measuring, and basic comparison it is
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... sighs how exactly do you intend to teach the lesson "you cannot win comptetitons if you half-ass them" without depicting someone who is very good losing a competition anyway because they half-assed the competition
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don't teach it?
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that feels like a fairly obvious conclusion to me
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or one that will become obvious after rather few personal experiences, for those who don't think of it first
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It turns out that things which are obvious to you are not obvious to everyone
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this is a fair point
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As a side note, while I do understand the fable in question, it loses something when your entire academic life has been a series of winning by half-assing. Maybe even quarter-assing.
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all lessons need to be taught, if they contain insights worth noting
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also that, frankly
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like
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i haven't bought my college books in...
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almost ever.
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probably for at least half of all the classes i've ever taken
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(Or, the other way around, I'm pretty sure than in any me-vs-professional-sportsballer competition, they wouldn't even need to eighth-ass.)
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my academic life can definitely be summed up as "half assing" and i'm doing fine
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sighs
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You are nitpicking a children's fable in the most pointless of manners
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a much better lesson is "you need to ass at least hard enough to beat your competition and nothing more."
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it might be nitpicking but i'm not kidding when i say it irritates me
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Well, yes.
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You are correct that the world is never one thing and there are depths of complexity to all things
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now that's a good lesson to put in a parable
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But the lesson "Step one to succeeding is actually fucking trying" is worth teaching and does not actually contradict what you're saying
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it does not, and i admit its a good thing to know
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Optimising out excess effort is something someone can learn once they're already winning
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(This is esp true given that as you enter a new domain of problem you don't actually know how much effort it will take)
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but i also admit that whenever i hear someone mention "but hey, don't forget that the tortoise is faster than the hare, so you never know [X] might just happen" my reaction is "ARGH!"
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Yeah people are dumb
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Moral lesson number three
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that's also a good lesson
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On the other hand, step zero to succeeding is determining if there is anything to win. Which is where we get the version in which the hare wanders off, has lunch, settles in for a nice nap, and proceeds to give no further fucks.
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also in my experience, things sort of get... baked together, i guess. "The hare loses the race because the tortoise tried" gets baked down to "the hare is faster than the tortoise." with the implicit assumption that the hare doesn't try. But then that assumption sort of fades away and you get something that is simultaneously "if you're good at something, you're also certainly lazy" and "if you're bad at something, you can probably beat someone who's way better than you anyway", and yes sometimes even literally "the animal known as the tortoise is faster than rabbits" some and/or all of those seem to be the majority of the instances i find of that parable on the internet.
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Oh there's an interesting selection effect there, I forget the name
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On the gripping hand, we already live in a culture that fetishizes effort for its own sake, so maybe we need more fables to encourage people to optimize out all effort, or at least within delta of all of that. I'm trying to remember that animal fable that's all about working your ass off to survive the winter - I want the version that features a bear, whose motive is "eat hearty and sleep your troubles away".
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i want to say corruption but i know that's not the proper term
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Where achivement at level X is obtained by Y amount of talent plus Z amount of hard work so even though hard work and talent are uncorrolated they're inversely corrllated at any given level of achivement
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So e.g. at a mediocre college you have either students who aren't very bright but work hard to study or students who are very lazy and cruise by on a little talent, because anyone with both (or genuinely exceptional quantities of either) went to a better uni than this
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hmm, part of that would be taking more notice of the outliers wouldn't it?
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as in, there would be more students who are kinda bright and try a moderate amount?
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i don't think that would be filtered out into different levels of colleges, assuming a relatively even distribution, right?
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No, see
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Okay so for a very simple model
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To get into a bad uni, you need talent+work = 5, for a mediumm uni, =8, for a good uni, =12
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So the middle-road student at the bad uni has hard work 2.5, talent 2.5, and sees people around them with 5,0 and 0,5
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The middle-road student at the medium uni sees people who sum to 8
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The good uni sees people who sum to 12
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So they go record this for everyone they see
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And make a statistical model
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And this model says - inverse correlation between talent and hard work?
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oh, i see
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it's not that there's a lack of middlers, it's that the filtering results in a apparent correlation because by definition everyone in each sample group has a narrow range of the combination of the two variables
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Yeah!
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it's like if you took a collection of completely random 2-number pairs and then separated them into boxes for what they sum to. Pretty much literally, actually. there's no actual correlation but you create one by the sorting, and if you don't realize that they're sorted and account for it you'll find a correlation.
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And people are very very bad at realising how strong a sorting function "People I met at uni" is
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(Or "People I met" in general)
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in fairness i suppose reddit is a rather specific sorting, yeah
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It is incredibly easy to end up in social bubbles without realising it. It's one of the reasons people are so bad at realizing how complex the world is, also.
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it does not help that many digital communication platforms are designed to create social bubbles
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i mean, take discord for instance
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i tend to cross-pollinate between different meme channels, and i have to do a lot of filtering
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between more middling groups, its maybe like 1/2 to 1/5 that will 'take' in the other discord
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between some of the crazier places and here, it's maybe 1/100 that i can bring across sanely.
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Discord at least has the merit of being legible about it
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yeah, facebook is subtle about it
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"People on server X are like Y" is legible like "People in the room for X are like Y", esp since "room for X" analagizes to a club or convention more than to a social network
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There are meta-server bubbling effects as well, though
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I meet people from server A in server B more often than you'd expect
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like here, that sci-fi discord where a major planetoid got blown up, etc
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Because there are biases implied in how we join and make servers and spread the links
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Yeah
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Facebook is subtle and frustrating about it
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Twitter is hostile about it, giving you access to other bubbles but only on a war footing
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Tumblr/Dreamwidth don't actively encourage bubbles, they just get them the same way social dynamics in general get them
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you also get that on reddit, for instance; single subreddits are a clearly defined group, but they tend to link to related subreddits with similar content or shared interests. And the biggest group is probably the 'front page' group that consists of all the subreddits that show up on the front page by default
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And ditto with old-style forum and blog communities
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I think it's a fairly natural way to have people
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To be honest
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Facebook/twitter are the ones I worry about most since they're the ones where there are ... active control effects involved?
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part of the appeal of the platform is the deliberate bubble enhancement, yeah
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it will show you people you like to meet and keep away people you don't like
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In general I think it's fine for people to mostly stick to thier bubbles (principle of free assoaiction if nothing else, but also "having friends you actually like" is kinda important in general) as long as they remember they exist and that the people outside them are actually different in a meaningful way
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And not just strange and confusing and possibly evil
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humans hate differing opinions, after all.
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the fact that entrepreneurs appeal to that is just common sense
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@Buggy no they don't, fuck you!
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lmao
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i will debate you fite me
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though actually, a interesting point that you might disagree with
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i don't like to block people on discord, or in general; primarily because i think it's rude, and also because of this sort of effect
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think about it; it's technically possible that a discord server could be divided into two or more groups purely by blocking. Blocking is one of the most powerful social bubbling tools commonly available because you can immediately and permanently ignore anyone you want for any particular reason.
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I don't block people on discord because if I like the other people around enough to stay despite one person who I actively despise then I want to know what's going on
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I get taken by surprise when horrible drama happens at the best of times
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Also honestly I don't actively dislike people that often, my active servers are heavily selected for people I can tolerate if not like
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that is one of the bigger 'downsides' to it as a bubbling tool; other people will still have visible half-conversations with them
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Blocking is needed as an analagoue to IRL tools for managing who is interacting with who
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i've seen it come up occasionally on groups that share a different commonality, like official game discords
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It's an important tool
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I suspect it gets worse for very large servers
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I don't really like communities with more than a couple hundred memebers generally, they get too busy and too complex
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a lot of why social bubbling is not quite as pronounced in RL compared to the internet is the fact that it's more difficult; you will tend to be forced to meet different people from circumstance and physical limitations. Your social group will almost inevitable consist of those physically near you, especially coworkers or fellow students, etc.
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so you tend to get it only on much larger scales
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I think you underestimate that!
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There are intrusions by the outside
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oh yes, definitely
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But the family/coworker/[cluster containing hobbies, clubs, churches] all have really strong selection effects
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but the thing is that you still get more variation even in those
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like, let me put it this way
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how many transhumanist sci-fi loving furries are in your typical 50km radius in whatever part of the country?
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how many are in this server?
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Oh yeah that's fair (also like at least five)
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(My local TTRPG club has an infestation)
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you will get people with broadly similar interests in RL but you won't get quite as extreme matches
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(Okay maybe not transhumanism specifically)
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also i was kinda leading into a different point with this
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it relates to why i don't like blocking
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Yeah my point is that there is less selection by hobby but still a lot of selection by e.g. social class, profession, etc
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fair enough, yeah
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i still think the effect isn't quite as strong overall because you simply can't narrow things down that far, there will still be more things people in those groups disagree with compared to what is commonly achieved on internet bubbles
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mmm, but that runs both ways
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like, take this discord for instance; it's not just transhumanism or such, it's also filtered substantially by political leanings, limited towards writers, etc (edited)
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On the internet it's easy to meet people with a very wide range of economic situations, heritages, ages, etc
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that's true, you do get much more variation in the physical, since that doesn't matter as much
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that's actually a interesting effect; in RL part of why so many -isms might exist is because of filtering selecting for those, but on the internet you often don't even know and instead it comes down to actual preferences
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mmm, plausible, possibly held more strongly than it warrents
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yeah, it's weakened whenever one of the -isms is one of the important preferences
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Also weakened by the fact that many many people on the internet are noisy about the subject in general, or present in various ways according to misc details more subtle than physical appearance
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:01 AM
blocking is also more common in situations where there aren't any other real moderating tools. Like, on Twitter and Tumblr I block anyone that moderately irritates me, or displays significant bigotry. Because that's the only option I have, iot'
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it's not like you can REPORT the nazi and someone will remove them
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whereas on Discord there are more plentiful ways to sanction arseholes before they hit that point
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Yeah that's what I meant about it being an important social tool - it's carrying the weight of a lot of soft-power and hard-power social techniques that we normally use to manage the existance of assholes
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my issue with blocking, aside from disliking it because i personally think ignoring people is rude (even if they're rude) is... ok basically, blocking is fine a as a tool for such right now. Technology, however, tends to advance, amplify, and extend to real life. And i'm pretty sure "blocking but in real life" is literally a episode of Black Mirror.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:03 AM
to me, blocking simply means "I don't want to see your shit", and I use those platforms purely for entertainment purposes, so I don't give a damn about the bubble effect; I get my outside perspectives from places where there are fewer shitflinging monkeys deliberately making things horrid for others
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there are not a lot of good forks on that road
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It is in fact very important and very good - it also has these weird side-effects that are worth noting
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mmm, "blocking but in real life" would be complicated and difficult but I suspect there would be operatable implementations
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I don't really consider black mirror to be a useful source, it's basically intended as horror
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it's not a useful source, but it can be a good example of near-worst-case failure modes
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:04 AM
also because Tumblr and Twitter are infested with people who will accuse you of raping young children if you write fiction that isn't all sunshine and rainbows and getting accused of that for writing horror is terrible for my mental health, and I will happily IRL shun those sort of malicious beings too
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if you want to point out how badly something can go wrong, you check to see if it has a Black Mirror episode. Doesn't mean it's likely, mind you.
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Yes I want to be really emphatic here that bubble effects are not bad at all
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It is important and good for people to spend time with people they like
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They just also exist and you need to remember and compensate for that
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:06 AM
I will admit I react strongly to "blocking is bad because [rude/social impacts/etc]" arguments, because those are the arguments used by the puritan police for why you aren't "allowed" to block them when they accuse you of child rape and send you death threats
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I block heavily and I block pre-emptively when I see them go after anyone else, and as a result now I only get exposed to those attacks about every 3 weeks. Much nicer. Much better for my limited sanity than multiple a day and having a whole folder of screenshots-for-lawyer-if-needed
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i think part of it is that while i haven't been in quite that same scenario, my reaction to similar scenarios is completely different
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(Also an example of bubble effects: The thing you are pruning heavily for here is something that I have pretty much never encountered)
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like, to give a actual example that has happened more than once, if i offer a opinion to people who disagree strongly with me and they respond with insults/demeaning/etc, my reaction is pretty much universally to argue my case
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if they continue, i continue
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i've had it go on for like
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3 hours, for recent examples
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they usually give up way before i do.
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(I see a certain amount of tumblr moral warfare secondhand, and occasionally get into a even-footed fight but not very often)
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:10 AM
yeah, I'm heavily into dark fanfiction writing groups, who are the principal targets of those puritans
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so i think my probable response if i got accusations or death threats, etc would be to respond with a counterpoint. and keep responding, and keep responding. until they give up or block me in all likelyhood
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Works great till you get shot
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:11 AM
just tell them to invest in hummus
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:11 AM
sadly, these don't. They dogpile and don't argue, just scream insults at you for at least the next month
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and then try to dox you and send false accusations to your boss to get you fired
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it's a LOT more like facing a less-sophisticated group of Scientologists than it is a being who can be reasoned with. They don't want to debate, they want a target to lynch for in-group credit and don't care who it is
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so "block and mock" has become the go-to strategy for dealing with them
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hmm, that's tricky, yeah. I don't think i've gotten any who completely refuse to give a counterpoint to work off of
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:14 AM
with the addition of "call a lawyer" for the worst cases, and occasionally "then giggle when the police charge them with criminal activity"
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like, usually i get at least a "that's stupid because [three word explanation]" and then i can spin that off into paragraphs of elaboration and detail
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:14 AM
I can name at LEAST 6 cases off the top of my head where the police got involved and someone got charged, which possibly puts the scale into perspective
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this feels like a good case for better preserving anomnity
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That's awful and stupid
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how are these people finding you?
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I really feel like there should be a better meta-solution to this than "become very good at hiding"
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:15 AM
the really bad ones aren't finding me, I'm not a big-name enough author
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but my friends? Yeah.
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Ideally there would not be genres of fiction which must be done in cultist hoods
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i mean yes, but i maintain anonymity as a matter of course
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(even if people want the hoods anyway because they're embaressed by thier whatever)
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:17 AM
how are they finding? Find the person who wrote the most well-received fiction of [bad pairing] -> if that person looks vulnerable, attack them -> if that person does not seem vulnerable, check their followers and pick one of THOSE to target
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like, lemme put it this way; i've been here over a year. Do any of you know where I live or even what time zone i'm in, what's in my pants, or even my name?
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:17 AM
like, if Cerebrate was a big name author of [bad topic], but looked too tough, they'd go through and see who regularly comments and then go after us.
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you might know a little of it but you'd have to do some good searching or have a very good memory to figure out anything remotely specific, and if i was a writer i'd follow this practice.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:19 AM
I don't make a habit of trying to discover such things
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if people know who you are on the internet, you will come to regret it
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:19 AM
sadly, a lot of people learn this lesson too late
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i'm not as good as some, honestly. It's not like i use a VPN and i could be more careful with security, a lot of it is just based on obscurity
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:20 AM
and they should not have to go to extreme lengths to avoid criminal harassment and verbal abuse
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well yes but thats... how do i put it...
09:21
as i see it, a large portion of humanity is mutually incompatible and only continues to 'co'exist by physical limitations on murdering the fuck out of each other
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:21 AM
it's also a hard thing to do if you're into cosplay, which many authors are, because you've now got to pick safety or your hobby
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technology, especially the internet, rather reduces those limitations. Especially over time.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:22 AM
I too must choose between safety and my hobby, but for different reasons
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you get harassment and verbal abuse because there exist people who cannot peacefully co-exist with those groups, and they are in the initial stages of being able to attack you practically
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it won't get better, it'll get worse until one of those two groups does not exist.
09:23
you see it everywhere; i am frankly goddamn amazed this country has not had another civil war yet.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:24 AM
I am very happy for the abusive arseholes to stop existing
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"i am frankly goddamn amazed this country has not had another civil war yet" (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:24 AM
this country
there ya go, leaking information :V
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2020's not over yet!
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eh i generally assume that i can be localized to the US, at elast
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I drop a pic and work for two hours and this is what happens?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:25 AM
do you know how many time zones were in the soviet union
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:26 AM
one, if I recall correctly
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... wait really?
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i'm not sure if that's better or worse than having time zones with a country that large
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(maybe that's unfair to timezones. I tend to lump them in with daylight savings sometimes)
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:28 AM
for the same reason china only has one. "The relation between noon and 12pm isn't nearly as important as making sure we can actually coordinate, so we have one timezone and businesses are welcome to set convenient local opening times"
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At least they didn’t have daylight savings
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laughs in pained american
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:28 AM
there are currently 11 time zones in russia with no daylight savings
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The Russian Federation is even less centralized than the USA now.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:30 AM
okay looks like the USSR kept multiple time zones but kept changing their mind on what said time zones were, WHERE they were, whether they used daylight savings etc, so pretty much everywhere used solar time locally and Moscow time for coordination and ignored timezones entirely
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... those whacky russians
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:31 AM
the music says "eleven" but I never bothered to verify ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Even ignoring being a filthy communist state, the Soviet Union was a hot mess (edited)
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Sweetie BOT 09/29/2020 9:34 AM
DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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Also if we're a "culture that values hard work" why do paper pushers and landlords make orders of magnitude more money than people who work up a sweat?
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If there's any job category that should be automated out of existence, it should be middle management.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 9:41 AM
the culture values hard work but the economy values something different entirely
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 9:49 AM
keep the sort of middle management who do a necessary job of coordinating lots of moving parts
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I'd put my lab manager in that position and I know she does actual work we require someone to do
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Also, most of the people I've blocked on Twitter were creationists and nationalists who jumped on one of my replies to someone and started a bad faith argument.
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In other news:
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 10:53 AM
facehugger!
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except cuter.
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I didn't say values hard work. I said fetishizes hard work.
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That we fetishize hard work when it isn't per se of much value is one of the many things that makes our culture so fucking stupid.
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(Note the per se . Many things that are currently produced by hard work are of value, but they'd be every bit as valuable if they were produced by magical fairy dust from the comfort of a la-z-boy. Indeed, the net value would be higher , because you wouldn't be wasting a sophont on producing horsepower .)
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 11:09 AM
I think the crystallization of this is probably doing things to "create jobs"
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...also, it is worth noting that basically every technological advance ever and half the social ones are a direct product of trying to do less hard work, preferably none.
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Oh, god, yes. And especially the people who want "basic jobs" instead of "basic income", who appear to be of the opinion that digging holes and filling them in again is a worthwhile activity.
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jupiter looking pretty sus
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I keep hearing anecdotes about the New Deal labor program hiring people to dig and then fill in ditches, without evidence.
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I have no idea whether it's ever actually happened (except in punitive labor camps where being forced to labor on valueless things was the whole point); it's just the standard cliché used to illustrate why the LTV is bollocks. (edited)
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Also, by sheer coincidence the latest episode of “Flash Forward” podcast dissected the concept of a future where algorithms decide your government-guaranteed career and found it highly dystopian.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 11:18 AM
australia had a work program but, iirc, it was "useful" things. In many cases less efficient than it could be, but applying the "quantity has a quality all of its own" principal
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(like "yes 10 men with bobcats would be faster than 100 men with shovels, but we don't have 10 bobcats and we DO have 100 shovels, and by the time we make more bobcats the shovellers will have finished")
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And everything I’ve seen with actual sources on FDR’s programs emphasized the park service and Hoover Dam construction.
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which are useful things
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Yes, but their usefulness is independent of the labor used to construct them.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 11:21 AM
we got an excellent volunteer fire fighting service; previously that was mostly the military when they didn't have anything better to do, but the military tends to be in the wrong spot
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If FDR had said "let there be dam!", and lo, there was dam, without any intervening steps, it's not like the dam would have been any less useful.
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FDR as God?
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Consider the hypothetical universe in which goods and services are effortlessly conjured by their manufacturers/providers and people receive money from the same source rather than being paid by same. Does the utility of anything actually change ? Nope.
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we could make a religion out of this
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 11:27 AM
no don't
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People do enjoy doing jobs/work in some cases.
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I mean, lots don't, but still.
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They could probably do the same things... not as jobs... but then might feel unhappy about it not contributing to anything.
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tl;dr the market is absolutely correct in that the ideal economic universe is the one in which infinite quantities of everything can be made out of nothing by no-one.
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Eh, maybe we can have the work-fetishists work to provide artificially scarce goods for the scarcity-fetishists.
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Then they can mutually satisfy each others' requirements without harshing everyone else's utopia.
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We have that in a way, they're called hand-crafted artisanal goods.
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After you figured out the various forms of governments in your setting you should think about how these various governments justify their power. Here are a few examples: Divine Right: Historically...
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I considered “propertarianism” but that requires some justification from the existing list for your claim to ownership
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Tradition kind of works as one.
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Toothless
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I mean, it's not a very sensible reason, but neither is "divine right" or "heroic deed".
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 12:02 PM
A friend had a tabletop setting where the arguable "actual" ruler was the dragon holding the world together (provably so), but she couldn't really do any ruling because she was a tad busy being the fulcrim. Practical rulers would go to her for advice. The catch was that she occasionally had to refuel, by eating people of power. So all rulers had to be prepared to be eaten by a dragon at any time. It seemed to keep things limited to the actually dedicated.
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Found this gem on the internet: hexanitrohexaazaisowurzitane // even though the sound of it is something quite insane // better treat it gently or you'll lose your window panes // hexanitrohexaazaisowurzitane!
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Also:
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We are about to face a very bleak winter due to COVID-19. If we could induce torpor in humans, we could sleep through the whole thing.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 5:35 PM
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sdschildberg 09/29/2020 6:12 PM
This gives Stellaris fans too much credit. If I see one more mil-auth-xphobe human polity
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Is stellaris available for Mac?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 6:47 PM
yes
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(future reference: this information is visible just above the "add to cart" button in Steam)
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Just asking because there are so many cool games that aren’t.
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See: Among Us, Ultimate Admiral: Dreadnoughts.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 6:56 PM
Does Steam Play (mostly Proton but I assume there are other components) exist for Mac?
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I don't know.
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Talking with my dad about Buying a windows OS and setting up Boot Camp to run it on my Macbook.
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 7:36 PM
alternatively, I know Proton works on Linux, and most of my games behave with it
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Goddammit, pintle-mount your camel guns.
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(Or llama guns, lest you suffer llama drama.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/29/2020 10:48 PM
Alpaca Howitzer?
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Alpac the ammo.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/29/2020 10:56 PM
Peruvian mountain troops?
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 11:00 PM
It's argentina, but I don't know if this is official military unit, someone getting creative with transporting, or just mucking about
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/29/2020 11:10 PM
Israelis used to use llamas for real. The plan last I heard was to replace them with robots
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sdschildberg 09/29/2020 11:10 PM
Sometimes legs can handle the terrain better than wheels, and takes the load off the backs of soldiers
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2020 11:11 PM
I suspect halfway between the latter two. And especially in mountains there is just some equipment that needs a pack animal. I’m surprised llamas aren’t more widely used, in place of the more common donkeys.
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Oh my G-d this made me sad.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2020 11:19 PM
I think donkeys are lower maintenance
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2020 11:28 PM
That would do it, I guess.
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cool nature pictures
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0111narwhalz 09/30/2020 1:43 AM
nature picture more than half the picture is artificial
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not really, no
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0111narwhalz 09/30/2020 1:44 AM
ah yes, natural concrete wall
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i thought it was snow
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0111narwhalz 09/30/2020 1:44 AM
natural sailboats
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well i mean everything else is natural
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also i accidentally posted this in dank instead of random
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Is that BDB boosters I see there?!
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it's the real vulcan render lmao
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Alright, y’all earned this after what we went through yesterday. https://t.co/SqaqHduOyJ
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/30/2020 8:54 PM
did percy land yet?
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in february
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The Steam sales are weird
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2020 9:48 AM
you're looking at too much hentai, the algorithm is partially based on what you interact with :P Because my under $5 list is all clickers and puzzle games
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lmao
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I exaggerate, it's not even 20% hentai
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but it does seem to be a lot more than it should be
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context: two falcon 9s and a delta iv heavy have been trying to launch for a month now
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2020 10:38 AM
oh dear. this is a bad season for launches
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/01/2020 11:58 AM
Hah
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sdschildberg 10/01/2020 1:42 PM
Black mirror is the perfect example of aesop blindness The true questions should be raised about the people using the tech, and focusing on “robot bad” takes away from that.
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@Unknown yep
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sdschildberg 10/01/2020 1:46 PM
Its the risk that’s run whenever fiction w a message collides with stories of the fantastic.
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see the Caveman Black Mirror meme i posted a bit ago
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 9:18 PM
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Morgrim Moon 10/02/2020 10:34 AM
https://blackkatmagic.tumblr.com/post/630868904779055105/embrace-your-earth-brightindie-dytto an impressive take on the 'robot' style of dance, where the dancer mimics a ball-jointed doll
embrace-your-earth: “ brightindie: “ Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance ” Holy fuck watch this ”
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to a remixed version of "Barbie Girl", of course
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@gollark Facts
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Also, idea: steganographically embed some information about where a meme was obtained into memes to allow tracing across the internet.
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2020 4:23 PM
and then your neat metadata gets eaten by screenshotting and JPG compression
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Oh yes, I forgot people are terrible and do that.
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There are probably editing/compression-resistant ways.
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Scottish Pokémon Trainer
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https://twitter.com/CrunchyFishTaco/status/1312119764106440704 ticks-adjacent math meme: A politician misspelled "asymptomatic"
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@KAL_9000 reminds me of that rationalist Pokemon fic
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where pokemon are super fucking dangerous because holy fuck the wasps are 3 feet tall
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the wasps
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if you're a accomplished pokemon trainer you're probably a seasoned badass
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BluejayHurricane 10/02/2020 6:42 PM
Got a link?
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It's a boomer meme, sir, but it checks out
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AR skin?
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Idiot.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/03/2020 3:34 PM
context is necessary
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may be a jab at people who like space exploration though
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The US but West Virginia's naming convention is applied to every state
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Since April
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BluejayHurricane 10/05/2020 6:40 PM
This Is A Public Service Announcement.
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headdesks with great vigour.
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Hi, Reginald
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Hello tasty.
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Hello legs.
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Life goals
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new idea for computers: admin button
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a physical button, located on the case of the machine. If you press it and there's a pending task that requires some sort of authorization, it's immediately granted.
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0111narwhalz 10/06/2020 9:55 PM
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because hardware access means all is lost anyway, might as well make things more convenient for the usual user
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A panel lights up, saying “Please do not press this button again.”
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(Also, hardware access means all is lost when dealing with a competent attacker. Bear in mind that the denial of local admin access is less for security against attack, and more for security against dumbasses and/or dumbass attacks.)
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ah, fair point.
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A South African friend shared this
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Aw!!! Cute huskies!
10:01
we've been busted
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Morgrim Moon 10/07/2020 10:01 AM
I want those eyes
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I'm a chemist, surely I qualify
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@Morgrim Moon email the Shadowy Cabal
10:03
Soros can hook you up with some
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/07/2020 10:08 AM
@KAL_9000 >gravity >deception
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/07/2020 10:08 AM
They’re back ordered for months. All they have in stock are double breasted labcoats
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/07/2020 10:08 AM
the people who believe this are welcome to fly with no aircraft
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0111narwhalz 10/07/2020 11:54 AM
*hovers delusionally*
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/07/2020 2:19 PM
Furrfu.
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AFAICT, that one's officially dubious. I'm not the owner, but that's both politics-adjacent and another of those virgin-vs-chad things. I'd take it kindly if you'd nix it, and I strongly suspect @Overmind would feel similarly.
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Weren’t there crossovers between Lovecraft and Howard’s stories?
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Like Conan fighting Nyarlathotep cults?
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sdschildberg 10/08/2020 8:22 AM
Big spaceelf vibes
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@Unknown genius
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 8:47 AM
only if they make the knives themselves
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 8:52 AM
why? It's not like people make rings themselves. "Helped design and had a knifesmith make" still seems good
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During my “Wicca phase” I read a book that included instructions on making your own athame.
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At the very least the etching part could be done at home, they make acid pens for that.
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 9:17 AM
no that would be the eldrae thing to do
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if you're really committed, learn an artistic skill and make it so
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An Imperial copy machine:
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:31 AM
@Zarpaulek I read one including something similar - it also covered casting out of bronze, even though an athame is traditionally iron or steel.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 10:32 AM
most people don't and should not have backyard forges hot enough for iron
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:32 AM
Well, "bronze" - it stated that proper bronze needs some research, then wimped out and said that using relatively pure Cu would cut the mustard.
10:32
Agreed on that one, those kinds of temps are no joke, and nor is molten iron.
10:32
(And casting iron is not exactly the easiest thing, even if you do have the gear)
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Though IIRC casting copper isn't trivial either.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 10:33 AM
from a pure radiant heat perspective, now that asbestos is (rightfully!) banned, just the shielding required to not be an active hazard to all your neighbours is beyond your common hardware-and-garden store purchasing ability
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for iron
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there's good reason blacksmiths were almost always at the very edge of town, on the downwind side
10:34
and it's not the smoke
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Aw, c'mon, it's only 1500°.
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Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin?
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You can do that in a good potter's kiln. My father-in-law has one, and hell, I have a decommissioned one awaiting reconditioning sitting in the garage right now.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:37 AM
I knew they'd go up to like 1000F. I'm surprised they'll go that hot, actually. Electric?
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 10:38 AM
I've gone up to at least 1000C with a lens
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(guessing based on color alone V:)
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You need to get over 1400°C to do porcelain. Admittedly, that's a real top-end machine, and yes, electric.
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What about Tungsten?
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 10:40 AM
tungsten
Don't.
10:40
Made brass once with that lens :D
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:43 AM
I'd think your only real chance for tungsten would be inductive sintering in some kind of refactory ceramic vessel
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Even something like cobalt or zirconium would give you the devil's own time, I'd think.
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 10:44 AM
All I know is that lens in open air had no effect on steel, ferrite, or cupronickel.
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And while I'm not saying it's a good idea unless you're really confident in what you're doing (since mistakes with molten iron have a nasty habit of sending you right to the mortuary), you can build a functioning, safe-if-not-fucked-with, furnace capable of melting iron out of regular firebrick and something to provide a forced draught. You might even be able to sew your own multiply heavy leather suit.
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For the love of god, though, use a professionally-made crucible, though. That is the one part of the rig that you absolutely cannot afford any flaws in.
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 10:45 AM
Do they make crucibles for radiant heating? V:
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What the book I read suggested was finding a pre-made knife without a handle, etching it, and carving a hilt to screw on.
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Probably much safer.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:46 AM
That's a pretty good idea, actually.
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 10:47 AM
or find a knife with a handle, remove said handle, and do the above
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 10:47 AM
I do know one woman who actually did make her own blade, albeit of aluminum, the rationale being that while aluminum makes a horrible material for any blade that actually has to cut anything, athames pretty much definitionally do not, so...
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Of course, what we've been talking about is melting iron. For most blacksmithery, you can get away without taking it much over cherry.
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Yeah I'm pretty sure my dad has actually done taking something from a stick of iron to a functioning knife in the backyard before
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Keeping it nicely below a kilodegree.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 10:54 AM
yeah, THAT is doable
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I'm a wee bit antsy about smelting furnaces, because I used to work about 5m from one and it was uncomfortable to have uncovered skin when the door was opened and once someone left some paper in the heat-path and it started smoldering from the radiant heat, so I feel that hits the threshold of "yes you actually do need a modicum of training no the internet is not sufficient go do a week long course"
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Honestly, if someone is thinking of making white-hot molten metal and doesn't do the proper due diligence first, I find it really hard not to label the results as evolution in action.
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I mean, it's not quite up to the "I'll just be over here juggling the fluorine bottle" level of unwisdom, but it's probably beyond the "damn, I don't have a spare fuse, but I do have a live round" level. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 11:03 AM
Uff da on that last one.
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I once had to talk someone out of that :/
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They ended up using a bullet instead.
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Which is... err... not as dumb but still pretty damn dumb, given what fuses are for.
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 11:09 AM
…if you use a live round and the heat causes it to cook off… it would probably still interrupt the current, right?
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problem technically solved!
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Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............ I guess so.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/08/2020 11:12 AM
It might. But a .22LR might not actually blow out of the holder, depending...
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A .22WMR, say, almost certainly would, but...
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I believe there is a genuine Darwin Award won in this manner. By which I mean the protagonist's fusebox was correctly positioned to shoot him right in the witnesses, belike.
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wouch (wow/ouch)
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As a sidenote, got to love the sense of humor of medieval anatomists.
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How so?
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Well, why do you think the male gonads were named "the witnesses"?
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I have no clue.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 11:24 AM
I've never heard them called that before
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Testes. Latin for "witnesses", hence "testify" et. al.
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You have to wonder how castration was discovered.
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Oh wow.
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So named because medieval anatomists thought that naming them for hanging around watching you have sex up close was the funniest, belike.
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Wow.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 11:25 AM
no, not really. There are more than a few predators who deliberately go for each others testes in dominance fights
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In other fun anatomical etymology facts, in the original Latin, "vagina" meant the scabbard that a Roman legionary sheathed his gladius in. (What shining wits!)
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Indeed. The absolute pinnacle of all humour.
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Considering the best anatomy joke I've heard recently has the punchline "Queen Amygdala"... pretty much, at least in that genre.
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Now I want to hear what the actual joke was... Or is it NSFW?
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No, it's a thinly disguised Star Wars pun.
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Actually, I tell a lie. The best one I've heard lately was the one asking whether surgeons specializing in the lower spine are called lumbar-jacks.
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Okay. That one is actually really good.
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I have seen that one before.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 11:42 AM
it's a very handy one, because so many people mispronounce acetaminophen, but you give them this and suddenly 1) they get it and 2) they remember it. Also 3) they tend to want to stab you, but details
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2020 11:46 AM
if you're an accomplished punster, one more stab-wanted stops making a big difference
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I sent the lumbarjack pun to my brother. His response: Q: Why was The Art of the Deal so heavy? A: It had so many Chapter 11s.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 12:10 PM
随时随地发现新鲜事!微博带你欣赏世界上每一个精彩瞬间,了解每一个幕后故事。分享你想表达的,让全世界都能听到你的心声!
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for all the cyberpunk fans, have some ancient art redone in Deus Ex style
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Found this gem on Reddit: Subpoena From middle latin "sub" meaning below, and “poena" vulgar latin for penis. Effectively below the penis, or by the balls.
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A gigadollar of grease? I had no idea it was that valuable https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/chick-fil-a-cooking-oil-stolen-georgia
A Chick-fil-A in Athens, Georgia, had $1,000 worth of used cooking oil stolen between Aug. 3 and Sept. 29.
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 7:09 AM
that's a "grand" I think
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DSD [He/They] 10/09/2020 7:33 AM
Yeah, fox fucked it up.
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should be $1k
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Morgrim Moon 10/09/2020 9:22 AM
why do they have a knockoff pacman in colorado?
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no idea
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sdschildberg 10/09/2020 9:25 AM
Because something something “it looks like the letter C”
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US flag but Indiana went supernova and collapsed into a black hole
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oh no, kentucky is too close!
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our fried chicken supply is going to be consumed!
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and not by us!
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sdschildberg 10/09/2020 10:06 AM
should have been Ohio
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/09/2020 10:54 AM
@Unknown t. michiganders
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 1:00 PM
negative pH
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Delving into ancient RTS history to make Stellaris memes:
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Morgrim Moon 10/11/2020 3:24 AM
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Morgrim Moon 10/11/2020 9:47 PM
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WASHINGTON—Calling the program “the most crucial in the agency’s history,” researchers at NASA announced Wednesday they have successfully deployed a Special Exploratory Rover to Congress as part of an open-ended mission to seek out any possible trace of funding on Capitol Hill...
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:11 PM
should've used an RTG one
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Why, though?
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:13 PM
ain't no sun in there
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also I think the scale is a little off? Oppy is a fair bit bigger than that
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it's miniature; miniature things are cuter, and they might find more funding if they attract it with a cute robot.
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 9:36 PM
also it has to fit thru doorways
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I think Perseverence is even a little bigger than Curiosity
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 10:01 PM
"in 2015 a man in Southeast Texas ignored a sign that read, “No swimming, alligators,” and jumped in, yelling “Fuck that alligator." He was subsequently attacked and mortally wounded by an alligator."
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 10:02 PM
we call these natural consequences
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Sometimes karma is prompt.
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"Natural Selection in action."
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Silly sign, anyway. Alligators can’t read.
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"Darwin's Law in its natural habitat."
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Good luck Reginald!
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Good luck, Reginald!
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Good luck, Reginald.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/13/2020 9:50 AM
Good luck, Reginald.
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You're really responding to a bot-generated meme?
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/13/2020 9:51 AM
Because meow, that's why.
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(Don't mind me, my brain is sprained.)
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I’m responding because it would be impolite not to.
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This just made my day! Thank you.
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Morgrim Moon 10/13/2020 10:49 AM
🙂
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Ham trefoil
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/13/2020 6:56 PM
Triglavian lunch
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0111narwhalz 10/13/2020 7:08 PM
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Morgrim Moon 10/14/2020 8:47 AM
one way to stop a thief
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gf used to do that to me, just with olives
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Morgrim, can you vouch for the veracity of this article?
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Morgrim Moon 10/14/2020 9:28 AM
yeah, that sounds legit. Definitely plausible.
09:29
The most implausible thing is Olly not looking at his muffs first and that's something easily done
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/14/2020 10:26 AM
I've got a kind of large hunting spider, Hogna carolinensis, that's moderately common where I live. Those blighters get up to ~70mm in legspan, and I've unexpectedly found one on my hand when handling a ladder, and just about hit the roof. A huntsman twice that size? N. O. P. E. Several dozen nopes.
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Morgrim Moon 10/14/2020 10:30 AM
you get used to them
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(and then get unused to them; I no longer react terribly well to surprise huntsmen)
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Spiders are friends, until they appear randomly when I don't expect them
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Wait, what’s this about a Kessler Cascade?
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@Zarpaulek i don't think we're having a kessler cascade rn
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Who knew that the vending machines would lead the AI uprising?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/14/2020 5:59 PM
@KAL_9000 Imagine if its the voting machines
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Oh wow!
08:42
I never realized that!
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sdschildberg 10/15/2020 8:42 AM
They said 👉👈
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Implying that there aren't mods that read all the backscroll
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37 years to go
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2020 5:03 PM
2057
things must be cursed if the election falls on an odd year…
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The merger with Canada probably forced a change in the election schedule
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Yeah, that party’s PR guys often seem to be working for someone else.
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sdschildberg 10/16/2020 11:22 AM
I rate this 40k/40k
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light: Excuse me what path do you think i'm following? A squiggly line?
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non-euclidean space: mocks you.
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sdschildberg 10/16/2020 7:43 PM
This also applies to Stellaris
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Well duh, where did you think they got the phobe/phile symbols?
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are you an unironic imperium sympathizer or a snake furry
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these are the only two options
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sdschildberg 10/16/2020 8:08 PM
Is playing Spiritualist enough to put me in with the IOM stans?
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@Unknown yes
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grab your bayonet and minimal armor and perform a suicidal charge on a chaos titan
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Its only suicidal if I don't win
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Morgrim Moon 10/17/2020 1:29 AM
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If only they knew
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eh, marketable video game skills is still hit and miss
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you can play the games and make money as a entertainer (youtube, twitch, etc) but that takes a fair bit of luck and more than just video game skills; it's more about being entertaining than good at them
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beyond that, its a question of whether the skills learned can be applied to other things.
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(there's also stuff like video game testing, but that's less "play video game for money" and more "jump in this one spot five hundred times in a row to see if anything breaks".)
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2020 8:28 AM
"jump in this one spot a particularly power-of-two number of times to see if something overflows"
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"try to get out of the map by any means necessary"
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"just play the game and let your QA tester aura do the hard work"
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Morgrim Moon 10/17/2020 10:09 AM
"let's throw it in public alpha and see what gets complained about the most"
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sdschildberg 10/17/2020 11:13 AM
Ascended: just fix the glaring bugs and claim the rest were left in for speed runners
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galaxy brain: code everything perfectly the first time so there are never any bugs in the first place
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BluejayHurricane 10/17/2020 12:26 PM
Hah, but in all seriousness, I would totally buy one if it worked.
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boomer humor detected
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/17/2020 6:04 PM
stupid challenges teens do are a real thing
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yes
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but the art style is very boomer
18:35
also the "them kids these days" punchline
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sdschildberg 10/17/2020 6:36 PM
Yeah this is a Facebook ass meme
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/17/2020 8:08 PM
the stellaris insults are so repetitive
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the "one fell swoop" one is really hilarious when I'm at parity or better
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@BizarroLand ♀ There are mods that add more insults
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Including such gems as the Navy SEALs Copypasta, "Ok Boomer", and literally just "Fuck You."
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/17/2020 8:10 PM
"what the fuck did you just say about me"
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0111narwhalz 10/18/2020 5:08 PM
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sdschildberg 10/18/2020 5:09 PM
Remember: transhumanism includes all of GRIN. As such it is also the path to cat-people
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Is that Sky Girls?
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the telemetry disappeared in the last spacex launch
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/21/2020 8:42 AM
Nah. English is an awesome Frankenstein language.
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...am i the only one who pronounces debt "deb-it"
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Yes
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Yes, but now I'm planning to curse people with this
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well i tend to pronounce things how they're spelled i guess
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I like to use slightly inaccurate pronunciation to drive the evolution of English.
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DSD [He/They] 10/21/2020 12:22 PM
Ngl when I read 'fertility spirit' I was not thinking of plants.
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You come to this one, on the day of this one's daughter's wedding...
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Supreme Leader Trudeau doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
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@Xenoangel Is this loss?
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Yes
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Saturn-Shuttle doesn't exist, he can't hurt you
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2020 6:05 PM
SATURN-SHUTTLE:
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Ivan was not the Impostor
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2020 9:10 PM
@KAL_9000 3 impostors remain
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Oh damn. Seen 25kms east of Vancouver. Yes, that’s a cougar.
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If that was my car, I would let the cougar keep it.
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feed it
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though really that's probably the best way to get it off your car safely, go to the store and buy a appropriate bit of raw meat and toss it off to the side.
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0111narwhalz 10/24/2020 8:30 AM
go to the store
in whose car? the cougar's?
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yeah, hopefully you're already near the a store
08:30
otherwise you're walking.
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Would some ground beef out of the fridge work?
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Morgrim Moon 10/24/2020 8:34 AM
doubtful. Easiest way is probably "set off an airhorn"
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Or “call Animal Control”
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0111narwhalz 10/24/2020 8:35 AM
easiest way is prevention: put aluminum foil on top of your car before leaving it unattended
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alternatively, throw just-peeled orange peel at it V:
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or pet its fur the wrong way, fastest way to get rid of my cat
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Last cat I did that to bit me.
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best way to lose a hand too.
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hmm, i wonder if it would go for ground beef or not
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i mean, the smell is right but the texture isn't
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it might go to investigate it, at least.
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would flares deter it?
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Morgrim Moon 10/24/2020 8:39 AM
many cats don't like meat that looks cold and prechewed
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0111narwhalz 10/24/2020 8:45 AM
put a bob on the end of a string on a stick and lead it away
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(okay that's the last of my "treat a big cat like a housecat" shitposts for today V:)
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Aren't most animals afraid of fire? Use a flare?
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set your car on fire to encourage the cougar to stay away from it
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alternatively, set yourself on fire so you can safely get in your vehicle without the cougar bothering you.
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I meant using a flare/torch to scare it off.
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yes but lighting yourself on fire would create much more fire, so it must be a good idea
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0111narwhalz 10/24/2020 9:33 AM
learn firespinning so you can wield the fire
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as a bonus, the fire roars when you spin it, and you have a flaming staff or flail if the show of force is insufficient
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Buy your Kalashnikov 1776 Freedom Kit - Independence Day Special or any other firearm accessories and products today only at Kalashnikov USA. Russian heritage. American Ingenuity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/24/2020 3:25 PM
kind of?
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it is slightly ironic to think capitalists will defend their liberty and property with... derivatives of a Communist peasant gun
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but Kalashnikov USA seem pretty red-blooded murican and the guns are made in Florida
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sdschildberg 10/24/2020 3:29 PM
Seeing a tacticool-plastic AK is cursed
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/24/2020 3:29 PM
not very cursed
15:29
this isn't 1950, after all
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Well the M-16 is not what you want to use if you're planning to fight a guerrilla war and the Soviets gave everybody the AK specs.
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i don't get it
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programming is like magic
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one misplaced symbol and boom
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I'm pretty sure Chaos Magic is explicitly inspired by programming
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See Rick Cook's Wizardry series. Warning: contains dangerously high levels of programmer humor.
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2020 2:10 AM
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Dar-bandal is complaining about inefficiency
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Office doggo
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@neilhimself @DCComics I received this in a whatsapp group, but I don't know the author:
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0111narwhalz 10/25/2020 5:02 PM
I would… I'd expect the author to be this Axel Medellin guy, given the bits at the bottom and the signature…
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Morgrim Moon 10/26/2020 11:19 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/DiWHY/comments/ji59do/well_it_works/ how to drill a hole thru glass: use a gun
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i mean, the goal is to make a hole
12:48
there is now a hole
12:49
now, if you want a hole and not a hole in the seat and bottom of the car, and without making the windshield unsafe, and without endangering yourself and potentially other people...
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sdschildberg 10/26/2020 12:50 PM
Kitchen Gun vibes
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The Imperial March
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sdschildberg 10/26/2020 4:47 PM
Megalovania
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/26/2020 6:03 PM
Freebird
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sdschildberg 10/26/2020 8:16 PM
Also: SFX wasn’t as advanced as moon conspiracy types claim Fly wires as a way to fake low gravity don’t work like that. Studio lighting also doesn’t work like that (edited)
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damn you stanley kubrik with your on site fake moonlanding
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i don't get it; i don't recognize the body at the top
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it doesnt exactly matter
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well, it does only matter
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@Buggy mercury getting disassembled into a dyson swarm
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oh i see
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die-son swarm
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:D
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8D
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The My Little Pony spinoff we never knew we needed
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run, reddit
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/28/2020 8:50 PM
Doesn’t quite work. Reddit meeds to be portrayed as a closet super freak.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/29/2020 8:55 AM
Because it so is.
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No!
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No God Please No!
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NOOOO!!!!!
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Morgrim Moon 10/31/2020 2:29 AM
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Most of my office prefer to use Teams without camera on
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See also Qern (Aris Delphi), struck by an asteroid in 7197, an incident best known for adding the phrase "Qern cost center" to the lexicon of financiers across the Worlds as a term for "sudden, unexpected business losses".
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(Ironically, the incident in question happened mostly as a result of a contract dispute between the Qern governance and their contracted space-monitoring organization, the moral of which story is mostly taken as "don't stop paying your skywatch in the middle of rock season, ffs".)
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Morgrim Moon 11/01/2020 8:48 AM
I'm guessing most of the businesses smacked by business losses (and a big rock) weren't really aware of the whole "our government currently has no skywatch"?
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Or either couldn't move their assets out in time, or took a calculated risk that the idiots would smarten up before the risk caught up with them. (Which wasn't, to be fair, an unreasonable decision... except in hindsight.)
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And, lo, many sovereign risk underwriters winced that day.
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(In the local lexicon, sovereign risk doesn't just mean the risk of a sovereign debt default, but what we call "political risk", up to and including the risk of your friendly local governance doing something incredibly stupid and economy-breaking. Although Qern is kind of an extreme example, there.
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Most governances are extremely reluctant to admit that they have someone watching their Cheraelar & Orthodox sovereign risk rating like a hawk whenever they talk up a possible shift in policy, which nonetheless doesn't mean that most of them don't do it anyway.)
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Yeah, that’s pretty facepalm-worthy on the part of the local government.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/01/2020 9:38 AM
well, Earth has no meaningful skywatch at all
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Pretty sure only a small fraction of the 1km+ asteroids out there have even been spotted
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I’m speaking with respect to the contract dispute.
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in fairness we don't have a lot for the skywatch to do other than watch an asteroid slam into us
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Yeah...
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One of the few good things about the state of the world today is that it has made the Aluminum Christmas Trees problem a lot smaller for writers, most prominently in the field of facepalminess and dumbassery.
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Also, I think the purpose of of our hypothetical skywatch would be to detect asteroids soon enough to solve the problem by giving NASA ALL THE MONEY.
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Or, if not soon enough for that, by giving Elon Musk ALL THE MONEY.
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What?
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i think its a humorous take on religious missionaries, with dogs and wolves in place of the missionaries and natives?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/01/2020 8:25 PM
Oh, great. All we need is mutant giant radioactive emus.
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Fallout: Down Under is a scary, scary place.
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@Overmind would buy
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you know you wanna, bethesda
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would die
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sdschildberg 11/01/2020 8:29 PM
I wonder what the rest of the world is up to in that franchise
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i mean from what i've seen in fallout, i wouldn't get my hopes up with the rest of the world
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or maybe i would, and america is just the really odd one out
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(it really says something about everyone else when "side with the amoral isolated society of mad science" seems like a good idea because hey, at least they're trying to do and improve shit, meanwhile everyone else is still sleeping on 210 year old dirty mattresses in buildings made out of scrap. In the decent areas.) (edited)
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(at least, as director of the amoral mad scientists, you could try to fix their problems.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/01/2020 8:47 PM
First , reinvent the broom.
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i mean, the funny thing is that the institute is really doing a lot of things right
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like, this is what their architecture looks like
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as it implies, its a very utopian place
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sdschildberg 11/01/2020 8:55 PM
Crack theory: The so-called “martians” that occasionally pop up are actually colonists launched before things really went south (i.e. before resource wars).
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the main problems are: after repeated failure to help the outside world, they've essentially become so dismissive and isolated that they basically place little or no moral value on those outside AI rights? What? Hah, you must of hit your head or something. Come on help me fix up this replic- i mean synth.
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and those are... totally problems that you could fix after the director dies and hands you directorship
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but, somehow un-teaching the entire outside world the stuff they've learned like "it's okay to sleep on dirty 210 year old matresses" or "its fine for our houses to have gigantic holes. They're air holes. Just don't mind the radroaches."
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yeah... honestly, you're better off becoming director and trying to repair both their morality and outside relations at the same time, and then solving those problems through them. You're not supreme dictator or anything but you have some push, and there's no term limit, and with how things are going they might well invent a decent form of immortality before you get old. (edited)
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(also, that's a funny idea. Humanity is actually a prosperous system-spanning empire that is watching Earth in a state of fascinated horror, and the martians are just people who decide to try to help [and don't succeed].)
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sdschildberg 11/01/2020 9:10 PM
I mean there’s evidently launch infrastructure across many of the games. The colonies would had already been forced into independence from earth and its woes once the resource situation got bad back home, and once the bombs went off they continued on, probably fully severing any political ties
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The Expanse but Earth is ded
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DSD [He/They] 11/02/2020 11:30 AM
Children of a Dead Earth's a bit like that minus the Epstein drive. Oh, and all the governments are even worse douchebags.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:40 AM
y u do dis kal
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i'll be honest, bright colors, tattoos, patterning etc in furries usually looks tacky to me
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 12:03 PM
same
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it sort of seems... overdone, i guess? You can achieve interesting and good aesthetics, both in general and here specifically, without throwing in complexity and eye-jarringly bright colors that stand out like a lime green car.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 12:03 PM
sometimes it feels like the creator is trying to burn my eyes out
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pretty much yeah
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Gotta stand out from all the other foxes/wolves/sergals
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 12:34 PM
or tigers >_>
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2020 12:34 PM
a clear and cartoony colour scheme means you can commission art from anyone and still have it recognisably YOUR character. Otherwise, art styles lead to too much "that's a nice wolf but I have no idea who that is". Think of it like heraldry (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 12:37 PM
that and some furry artists fall back on a certain generic-ish style too much
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like, one too simple to avoid samefacing easily
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even "professional" artists can fall into the trap of only switching out hair styles/colors
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(DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE YOU, HIRAI)
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2020 12:44 PM
I'm not surprised. There's two ways to make good money: incredibly detailed pieces people pay through the nose for, or comparatively simple ones you can bang out multiple in one working day
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 12:45 PM
I assume you're familiar enough to tell what I mean when I say there's a "generic style" (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2020 12:45 PM
Yes
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I could never mimic it 😉
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2020 12:46 PM
imagine being mostly all the same colors and shape so you have to stand out with facial features and fashion instead
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2020 12:46 PM
I made a little from more concept-art sort of stuff, since I'm better at tonal pencil rendering and concept pieces than I am at cell shading
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“Your Character Here” sketches are currently pretty popular. Win the auction or pay a fixed price and the sketch gets filled in with your OC’s features. Some artists even reuse them
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Can't be upstaging the boss, can you?
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BluejayHurricane 11/02/2020 9:18 PM
Don’t forget the French!
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French at the time of the Norman conquest was pretty close to Latin.
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what
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Commercial: Side effects may include nausea, heartburn, diarrhea, runny nose, stomach cramps, and weakening of immune system, which may be fatal. Do not take this medicine if you are allergic to it or any of its ingredients. Most common side effects include headaches and stomach problems. People in the commercial:
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Morgrim Moon 11/05/2020 9:59 AM
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The kick😂 (Husky ate the owner's dinner when they got tired of waiting, but tried to replace it with a roll of tape) https://t.co/bbUKJ23eRJ
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Morgrim Moon 11/05/2020 10:09 AM
XD
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The SCP Foundation goes off the rails
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“Oh just peck my liver out why don’t you?” http://imogenquest.net/?p=71
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spy really shouldn't have let his guard down around his teammates
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i mean he was right in the middle of a "it could be you!" speech and everything
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Tell me, did anyone happen to see an impostor on the way here? No? Then we still have a problem...
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Cover your eyes when that detonates
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the inverse: grenade juice
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also known as grenadine
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Morgrim Moon 11/09/2020 1:23 AM
Very Cave Johnson
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Enderminion 11/09/2020 1:28 AM
It's shaped like a Pineapple Grenade
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/09/2020 6:24 PM
not sure which Unwise Desire is still
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but the others are: VvC, "I'm in danger," the most famous webcomic page ever, "me explaining", the cat dish meme, the forehead sweat guy, "is this the butterfly meme?", and Drake (edited)
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@BizarroLand ♀ Distracted Boyfriend
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/09/2020 6:45 PM
ah
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this is great
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Le inexplicable, agonizing death has arrived
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/10/2020 11:47 AM
no. more. dogelore.
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DSD [He/They] 11/10/2020 12:47 PM
Yeah, the 'dissuasion' stuff for nuclear waste repositories just makes it look more interesting.
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we should just throw it into the sun
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yes, that's currently not practical because of the high failure rate of rockets and the cost involved
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but clearly, that means we should just invest in space infrastructure.
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Reprocess the high-grade waste, and the rest is of little danger to anyone?
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A engineer aboard the local station, hard at work keeping the air clean:
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2020 9:04 PM
alternate caption: biters in real life
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@Zarpaulek whats that from?
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@Cornflakes the webcomic freefall!
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(which @Zarpaulek should really post links to, if they're going to post every second new page)
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tenks :)
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(extraneous image embeds make sourcing and crediting hard)
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i have spare comic capacity now that schlock has.... ended
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sads
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DSD [He/They] 11/11/2020 6:10 AM
Would recommend freefall then.
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It's a very good comic, if you liked schlock you'll most likely like freefall as well
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It doesn’t really do permalinks to the current page well http://freefall.purrsia.com
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The grey scale mirror does, though that's annoying for other reasons
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But basically the point is that if your going to keep - wanting to put freefall here is like it to be in a way that makes it easy and obvious for other people to get into freefall
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Honestly you could even just talk about it
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And have faith that your fellow very online SciFi fans will either also see the page or not give a fuck
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I was falling asleep when it updated.
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It would appear that Mrs. Thurmad is already sold on the idea of genetically modified grandpuppies.
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"What are you doing?"
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"Docking."
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Don’t swear in front of the kids
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Where is Iron (III) Bromide? Is he safe? Is he alright?
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ah, yes, of course. the Iron (III) Bromide nucleoreduction reaction. By mixing that with potassium sulfate in solution, you spontaneously generate aluminium and chlorine.
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of course, conservation of energy insists that this reaction release several petajoules per mole, so be sure to pour it very slowly and only with a excess of water.
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Cyclomethane
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cursed
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alternatively: when you plug a power outlet into itself for infinite free energy
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i have many more chemistry memes
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my chemistry education is basically a half-remembered college chemistry course and youtube videos
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and i'm pretty sure most of that is illegal
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(HELIUM COMPOUND)
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0111narwhalz 11/12/2020 1:25 PM
hey any atom in a nebula, no?
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I guess when you're in a endless void with nowhere to put electrons...
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This is what happens when there's one molecule per cubic meter and it's 10K
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but how does h3 have a positive charge
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is there just two electrons there, somehow? shared between three atoms?
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@Buggy yeah
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Nebulas: Not Even Once
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lol
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#CuriosityRover #Mars #NASA #Sol2937 #Space #Navcam
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how could we have missed it, it was so obvious all along...
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Morgrim Moon 11/12/2020 8:50 PM
dinkywinks: “you’re laughing. he’s failing his acrobatics check and you’re laughing ”
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 9:14 AM
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So, what is the relationship between Pfizer and BioNTech exactly?
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 10:03 AM
I'd need to double check, but I'm pretty sure Pfizer is acting as patron in the classical sense to BioNTech. Instead of the smaller company having to independently seek investors/run trials etc, as usually happens in med research, Pfizer has offered them a partnership where they get to use the Pfizer labs and Pfizer will handle all the trials, in exchange for a cut and credit for the bits they did. Which gets stuff done faster and avoids the slow down and messy complications of an acquisition, which is the other normal path.
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Does everybody just forget that they'd also discovered Palpatine was backing the Separatists?
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fair
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 10:29 AM
and the Jedi attempted to arrest him - as was their legal authority - and he then killed the people attempting to arrest him. That is not a coup
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It was an arrest for high treason.
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 10:30 AM
Given the mess that Revan once made, it is entirely plausible that it is illegal to be a Sith while a member of the Republic government.
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and he was only a High General
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@Morgrim Moon Isn't Revan non-canon?
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 10:36 AM
define 'canon'
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that's not sarcasm; he's referenced in several games that were released post-Disney acquisition, so he's in the same weird boat that Thrawn was in before appearing in Rebels.
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and the prequel movies DO mention a major Jedi vs Sith vs Republic war
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yeah legends is all kinds of messed-up
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Morgrim Moon 11/13/2020 10:41 AM
I think, perhaps, the way it may be handled if he comes to 'modern' canon is to say that there was a Jedi general who Fell and became a Sith, but that since it was so long ago and there are conflicting records, not much is definitively known. Kinda like how the Jedi Apprentice books are filled with stuff that got retconned, and there is a sneaky reference in the illustrated encyclopedia to "civilian holonovels" about jedi that are often highly inaccurate that seems to be winking at that series.
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To be fair, I think the meme is exactly what Anakin thought happened at the time
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Caption: “UK foxes, queueing up and politely waiting their turn”
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Though the sign makes me think it’s the fox park in Japan
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not gonna lie
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quasi-lesbian ghost killer sounds like an awesome job
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That’s the English dub.
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Ghost Stories (Gakkō no Kaidan, lit. "School Ghost Stories"), also known as Ghosts at School, is an anime series created in 2000 by Studio Pierrot and …
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Also, American studios produced:
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And:
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9 Falcons prepare for launch
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the dream
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/13/2020 8:48 PM
Sure, but villains can fight off evil. They're just still evil while doing it.
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0111narwhalz 11/13/2020 8:48 PM
evil can fight the forces of evil… the trick is that they also use the forces of evil
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for there is more than one kind of evil
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sdschildberg 11/13/2020 8:50 PM
I have a powerful fan theory: The Imperium is helping chaos more than hurting it, and is essentially Chaos Undivided
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@Unknown heresy
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the more likely thing is the Emperor becomes the fifth Chaos God after the Golden Throne finally breaks down
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0111narwhalz 11/13/2020 8:55 PM
or before
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so sayth the comments under TTS videos
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tts is just the emperor kicking the imperium in the ass until they become the good guys
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sdschildberg 11/13/2020 9:48 PM
We have gone full circle: Cats are inherently funny on the internet again
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Today: “Steak jokes are a medium rarely well done.”
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Anubis, the Egyptian God of Death, asking you to stay calm
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Thank you, Anubis
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/15/2020 10:10 AM
c=6^2+6^2 (edited)
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36 + 36 = 72
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sqrt (72) =...8.48
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so 8 and a half feet diagonally
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0111narwhalz 11/15/2020 12:47 PM
it's just a flattened mesh of a tetrahedron
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i present to you, dogs on mushrooms:
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Aloe
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Aloe there.
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@Tassadar General Plantobi!
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2020 11:59 AM
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lol (edited)
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pffft ahahahaha! 😂
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2020 11:27 AM
🏳️‍⚧️ What country is this again?
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I see it a lot on twitter and they seem to have a lot of cute girls
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adorable
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That must feel like stubbing your toe but with your face
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:(
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It's probably not that bad, since it didn't really try to stop
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The Roman side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some might consider to be... civilized
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/20/2020 8:03 AM
arent manatees basically the cows of the water
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DSD [He/They] 11/20/2020 8:04 AM
Yep.
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They’re more closely related to elephants though.
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Whales are cows (or hippos) turned aquatic and carnivore.
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sdschildberg 11/20/2020 2:03 PM
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@Unknown This meme is objectively correct
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sdschildberg 11/20/2020 2:27 PM
There are literally hundreds of meme formats that go “Thing A yucky and cringe” “Thing B cool and good”
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All with subtle connotations of exactly what it means for a thing to be bad or good, yes
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that's the brake change light, of course
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Io, Europa, Ganymede, and Callisto
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space is beautiful
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/22/2020 5:08 PM
lmao
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@Buggy They stopped thinking with their brain and started thinking with their... no, actually, no thinking whatsoever was involved here
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(Alternatively: Why You Should Invite Your Tech People To Name-Brainstorming Sessions)
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yeah, there was a bit of miscommunication here
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"Predator" shoes? cool name a bot that automatically puts up our new shoe brands on amazon? Ayep, we have like a thousand brands at this point so... adding informative naming to the bot? Also helpful. Add all three together...
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IS IT A SPACE SHUTTLE? ALIGNMENT CHART LG: STS NG: Buran CG: Shuttle-C LN: Hermes TN: Dream Chaser CN: Crew Dragon LE: C-5 Galaxy NE: Tomahawk cruise missile CE: Goddard’s Rocket
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goddards rocket
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Do british people actually exist? I mean, they must be a meme, there is a not a single thing about them. And I mean it. Let's go through the evidence: Where are they from? Not a single country in the world is named Britain. Some people say they come from England, and England is inside Britain, but if that was the case they would not be British they would be Englanders. Also, heard some silly theories about them coming from whales. Guys, no, whale people do not exist. Whales live in the sea. Do there is a consensus on british people coming from Europe, but then we are left with a whole continent of possible locations. That's as good as nothing. What do they eat? Every country has at least one main dish. Even the US has their burgers. But these british people, what do they eat? Heard some people associating them with tea, but everyone knows that's an Asian thing. Shouldn't they come from Europe? One of these two points must be wrong them. To me, it looks too sketchy. What language do they speak? I challenge you, putting all my money and my ass on the line here, to find a supposed "british" person speaking their native language. Most of then just speak a broken ENGLISH. Yes, english. Really suspicious, huh? And I even tried to look deeper into it. Maybe british just SOUND like english, just like spanish could sound like portuguese for a non-speaker. So I looked up "british dictionary on google" and what I found was shocking: every word in there was AMERICAN. I kid you not. What this could mean is beyond my capabilities, but I can safely assure you that british people do not exist. you should be scared (edited)
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how could we have been so blind
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0111narwhalz 11/24/2020 10:30 PM
Finland is a rounding error
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sdschildberg 11/24/2020 11:19 PM
Horrible linguistics fact: The missing T’s in the stereotypical British accent are represented with ‘ in modern linguistics models
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so it's really Bri'ish?
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sdschildberg 11/24/2020 11:31 PM
Yes. This has also ruined all the fantasy writers who use ‘ to show how “exotic” their conlang is
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0111narwhalz 11/24/2020 11:32 PM
good
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bring the ' as glottal stop into the public eye
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It's also in most other english dialects Think carefully about how you pronounce ba'man
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That’s only English prole accents. We elitist petit bourgeoisie pronounce all our consonants, thanks ever so.
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Meanwhile, the damn Yanks keep turning Ts into Ds, much to the distress of chaps named Peter.
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(Also have no honour, humour, or colour, but that’s another story.)
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Enderminion 11/25/2020 2:31 AM
We do have Humor, harbors, and color though
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And honor
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Enderminion 11/25/2020 2:48 AM
Ehh...
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/25/2020 3:14 AM
The Boston accent, one big vowel movement
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Star Wars memes for advertising?
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Mink infected with a mutated strain of COVID-19 in Denmark have “risen” from the dead, igniting a national frenzy and calls to cremate carcasses.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/26/2020 1:03 PM
WHAT THE FUCK
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Apparently it's gas being released and not the bodies being reanimated or something, fortunately.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/26/2020 1:08 PM
whew
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/26/2020 1:12 PM
I figured it was either that, or some of them being buried alive (edited)
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0111narwhalz 11/26/2020 1:14 PM
from the text I got "the bodies bloat and push through the really shallow soil above them"
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Enderminion 11/26/2020 1:31 PM
100cm of Dirt
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BluejayHurricane 11/26/2020 1:57 PM
I’ve got to admit, I don’t think anyone had zombie mink on their bingo cards.
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hitler was stupid
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to be fair
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all Nazis are stupid
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Sweetie BOT 11/26/2020 3:13 PM
Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire...so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuckhead!
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oh the irony
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run you squiddy boi
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Morgrim Moon 11/27/2020 9:34 AM
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0111narwhalz 11/27/2020 9:59 AM
the asparagus zone
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Morgrim Moon 11/27/2020 10:07 AM
the song is now stuck in my head
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Morgrim Moon 11/27/2020 10:31 PM
I appreciate that these are different flatworms to last friday and also that this one is less likely to send me into an epileptic fit
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Continuity in change
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 11:00 AM
@Unknown formerly chuck's
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I think I heard some people pronounce that “ah-cho-til”
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 8:46 PM
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As a Wisconsinite, I am obliged to post this
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From the authors of The Expanse, an explanation of the Utah monolith https://twitter.com/jamessacorey/status/1333521407515320320?s=21
The monoliths aren't here to evolve us further. We're a dead end. They're here to restart the whole thing by uplifting the octopus.
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on emperor oh fuck
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sdschildberg 12/01/2020 9:27 AM
Necrons>IOM
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@Unknown facts
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INTRUDER ALERT A NECRON SPY IS IN THE HOLY TERRA
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 9:30 AM
A Necron spy is on the planet? grabs hotshot lasrifle
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 9:37 AM
I knew there'd be an invasion!
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berrygun
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sdschildberg 12/01/2020 9:45 AM
Average guard fan vs average xeno enjoyer
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 9:48 AM
Tempestus are cool >:u !
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@Unknown If only GW saw things your way
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DSD [He/They] 12/01/2020 10:10 AM
If only...
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sdschildberg 12/01/2020 10:13 AM
This is also your daily reminder that the Transcend and other entities with a similar architecture are not 1. Hive Minds 2. Cosmic Horrors 3. Just a punching bag
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2020 11:00 AM
Cosmic Horror can be a matter of perspective, but otherwise, yeah.
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Yeah, real shame you couldn't afford to pay for any anti-asteroid weapons.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 11:48 AM
They were just being cheap, really. I saw them on Black Friday sale at Costco for like %40 off!
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“Eeew but that was the 1800-XY thats last year’s model!” Well hey at least it would’ve worked! Maybe not like 100% but it would’ve worked!
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All they changed in the 1900-series— heavily overrated by the way— was the ergonomics.
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 11:49 AM
half your ecosystem destroyed is better than 80% of it
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 11:50 AM
Like seriously sometimes you gotta just bite the discomfort or stuff like this happens, seriously :u
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Really, I want the whole "oh noes, someone's caring about the economy" crowd to live entirely without benefit of goods or services for the duration of the pandemic. Because that would by humorously ironic.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 11:55 AM
That’s a refreshingly unusual opinion to hold honestly. Stuffs all gotta be considered, even if it’s not more important than lives
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(Guys, that's the system that produces literally everything you can't just inhale . Ask some folk who lived through the Great Depression what was like when the economy got all screwed up, and then show some feckin' respect.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 11:56 AM
I can understand some peoples' frustration, I have friends who have been suffering from covid because they were told they could either participate in unneeded busywork or lose their job and starve. So of course they chose working and caught it. A short but HARD lockdown is proven to do less economic damage anyway
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Trouble is, life's very dependent upon stuff. Depressions tend to kill people at the margins - often lots of people at the margins.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:01 PM
That being said I am also in favor of a short harsh lockdown. I think that’s exactly what we need. All this half-baked stuff is just getting people bored and leading to resurgence after resurgence.
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which is why social programs are important @Overmind
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:02 PM
My job by the way is to scan people for virus symptoms before letting them into the building I guard, so uh
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Please let’s get on that
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We’ve already had some infections where I work and my PPE is good but it’ll only take one slip up
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@KAL_9000 Giving people money does nothing if there's nothing to buy and you aren't allowed to go buy it/or have it delivered anyway. Ultimately, someone has to produce something.
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we were literally just talking about people on the margins, who are usually unemployed anyway
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 12:04 PM
I work in a testing lab. We are all exceptionally ready for the vaccine to be distributed like mad. Also it means that even in a 'lock down as hard as possible' situation I am still stuck at work. Although possibly more literally, like camp beds in the lunchroom and tents on the lawn stuck.
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Now, if we had brains, we'd be doing the sort of thing that, say, China is doing to keep life running as close to normally as possible while effectively quashing the pandemic.
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libertarian agreeing with china
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2020 really is weird, isn't it
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 12:06 PM
hasn't China recently been found to have been really struggling and just using their media control to cover up outbreaks? New Zealand and Australia seem better examples
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:06 PM
True
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(But we're America, which means as soon as anything becomes even slightly political, our brains trickle out our asses.)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:07 PM
Though maybe that’s bias from my SE Asian blood making me naturally sinophonic He’s right though guys. They may not be great but occasionally they do have a good idea. Gotta take solutions where they present themselves
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@KAL_9000 I respect competence. I don't exactly like the CCP, but they got their shit together after a weak start and went all-in on serious and useful measures. Comprehensive fast testing. Hard lockdowns but also very selective lockdowns to cause minimal disruption. Large-scale contact tracing, health & temperature checkpoints at transit hubs, deploying temporary clinics, etc., etc.
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 12:10 PM
large-scale coordination does seem to be something they're good at. By sheer necessity. sort of like how australia is great at desalination plants and long distance medevacs
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Meanwhile, our esteemed governor of New York, acclaimed hero of the pandemic response, forced COVID patients into rest homes and is trying to fight the virus with curfews , as if COVID cares what the friggin' time is.
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tl;dr We're morons. Total morons. Morons who shouldn't be trusted with sharp objects or hot drinks.
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To be more accurate, he was preventing recovered COVID patients from being evicted.
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(Incidentally, one thing this libertarian notes is that a core advantage of a small and tightly-focused government is that it might just be able to be good at its core competencies, instead of letting public health degrade into uselessness while occupying itself with eighty kinds of populist wank.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:14 PM
There is no love lost between me and the grand old CCP (edited)
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None whatsoever
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I still have my doubts about their infection/death figures but that's all I'll say before the ticks decide to stick around
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@Zarpaulek Not preventing evictions, he was compelling readmissions, which isn't quite the same thing.
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You don't have to like 'em to respect 'em.
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And still a far cry from how Fox was portraying it.
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Overmind
(Incidentally, one thing this libertarian notes is that a core advantage of a small and tightly-focused government is that it might just be able to be good at its core competencies, instead of letting public health degrade into uselessness while occupying itself with eighty kinds of populist wank.)
The big irony about the American health care system is that it wastes more taxpayer dollars per capita than single-payer systems
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:18 PM
yes, American politicians are special that way (edited)
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Or even sane multipayer systems like Germany’s
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Portrayal is irrelevant; it was still a directive which shoved 6,300 COVID-positive patients back into environments without significant infection control and filled with particularly vulnerable people. If that doesn't amount to negligent manslaughter, then what by the testicles of St. Damian does?
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That's not really ironic. What is generally thought of as the American healthcare system was a clusterfuck from its inception - which is about what you would expect from a system that was hacked together as a way to work around Depression-era wage and price controls - and every attempt to reform it since then has made it more complex, expensive, and generally worse.
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Also, we have a large problem with fuckwits who think insurance should cover events of probability 1, which is of course impossible.
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Seriously, burn it down. Burn it all down except the actual medical parts at the sharp end. Then ban everyone who worked in it in the past or had anything to do with putting together the previous system from even thinking the words health care ever again. Then we might get something useful.
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(And that's about all I have to say on that, because it's hard to go much further into it without getting into politics, and how it appears in every single phase and aspect to be directly opposed to sane health care provision 'round these parts.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:28 PM
... there's actually people who want quarantine to go on "FOREVER"
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DSD [He/They] 12/01/2020 12:44 PM
0/10 Needs more boosters.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2020 12:45 PM
Huh. I bet you could set up an "insurance" company that only covered those events of probability 1, but negotiated the prices way down like the typical insurance company. At the very least, your point that those really ought to be separated fields is taken. You would have really predictable inflows and outflows, and the market would be people whose insurance doesn't really cover the probability 1 stuff very well. You wouldn't subsidize anybody, but people would come because a policy with you would get them access to your prices, and the policy cost would be medicine cost, plus whatever overhead is necessary. That's a very interesting idea.
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It's closer to a collective bargaining association than an insurance company. Actual collective bargaining, too, and not the euphemism.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 1:46 PM
LAAT more like overrated amirite or amirite
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Enderminion 12/01/2020 7:06 PM
No UD-4 "Cheyenne", lame
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@Xenoangel that is the most useful book any developer could ever have
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wash your hands
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how are they going to open the washer door when it's done?
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Well, there’s a pretty big problem.
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2020 10:33 AM
with their mouths, obviously
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2020 10:39 AM
feet? Lego feet have grippers
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(really, the hard part was getting the clockwork music box to start playing the music at the right time)
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2020 11:56 AM
it's true
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So apparently putting Faraday cages around routers has become a thing for the 5g conspiracy nuts and there are companies out there ready to cash in. My sides are in orbit.
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At this rate, it won't be long before we can convince people to lock themselves inside hermetically sealed metal boxes.
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On the plus side, their routers are now immune to EMPs
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DSD [He/They] 12/02/2020 12:07 PM
If they lock themselves in hermetically sealed metal boxes, problem solved.
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dont forget the acoustic terahertz waves
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ah yes, i hate it when those terahertz sound wave emitters start up (edited)
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and then vaporize the entire planet because of the power output necessary to get over the incredibly short attenuation length of that frequency
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always gives me a headache
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2020 2:55 PM
Go away moon
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Exactly, moon bad.
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:07 PM
The moon one and the medieval artist one made me LOL
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pd_laugh
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The importance of reference pics
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:11 PM
My question is, how could the medieval artist not get one? Ppl were surrounded by horses, just sit down and draw one!
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Maybe they just couldn't be bothered to somehow.
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:14 PM
Horses boring
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I would much prefer a spidertron, but unfortunately I don't think those exist yet.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 3:18 PM
We shall look at the moon t o g e t h e r
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:21 PM
No
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Because there's a T A R P now
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bis_wink
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 3:25 PM
Oh
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You'veruined me
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My question is, how could the medieval artist not get one? Ppl were surrounded by horses, just sit down and draw one!
Not necessarily, an isolated monastery wouldn't have much use for one for instance.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 3:58 PM
Depends on the monastery. I mean if they were isolated they would probably definitely want a couple around so they could travel if the need arose.
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Medieval artists in general weren’t too focused on realism much anyway, though, so (edited)
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The floppy cult
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caught them red-handed
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 11:27 AM
this looks extremely lewd if you don't know how it feels like to step on one of those little shits
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@Buggy praise be
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is there a word for the opposite of heresy?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 3:30 PM
orthodoxy?
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DSD [He/They] 12/03/2020 4:34 PM
The Emprah?
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He's pretty much the opposite of heresy.
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The Man-Emperor of Mankind?
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All hail the Man-Emperor!
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ALL HAIL
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DSD [He/They] 12/03/2020 4:48 PM
PRAISE THE MAN-EMPRAH
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His true form.
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GLORY BE TO HIM ON TERRA
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@Zarpaulek It's a beautiful day in Middle-Earth, and you are a very annoying dragon
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/03/2020 7:13 PM
Is this an Elon Musk meme
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 7:36 PM
it is
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@KAL_9000 the flight is tomorrow
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they'll probably fail but I pray for a success
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just to have one win the space settlement community can enjoy in 2020
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we had dm-2 and crew-1
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and perseverance (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 7:42 PM
point taken
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wait has perseverance landed yet
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2.5 months to go.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 8:03 PM
literally all of the super cool nuclear waste site ideas are redundant. just 1. bury it deep or 2. maybe reprocess rather than throwing away fuel with 90% of its energy unused (edited)
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pfffthb
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We should do the one with glowing cats tho cause it's funny
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/03/2020 8:23 PM
true
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us postfurries are already on it
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All I want is for someone to demand sex reassignment to hermaphrodite. Is that so wrong?
It's been done/emulated a few times btw and like half of my friend group is legitimately considering that. Though of course the 'bioconservativism'/gatekeeping of the medical profession means that it's an unfortunately rare option. Hoping that changes soon.
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I also knew someone who was on raloxifene for a non-binary HRT regimen, at one point. (edited)
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as long as we don't have the biotech to safely convert people between physical genders im against changing the assignments on papers, at the very least that your doctor knows what to expect from your body... i know this'll rub wrong but i prefer the guys who have to know quickly and concisely what you are to not have to check your pants first.
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as soon as biotech is good enough ... reassign ahead
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Bodies are already quite variable, frankly. It's always going to necessitate an individual approach to every patient.
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And I don't like this logic as it's quite similar to the one used to justify non-consensual surgery on intersex infants to 'normalize' their genitalia, without regard to the pain and suffering that tends to cause later. (edited)
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well, if it causes definite physical problems / pain / etc if not corrected i'd see it as immoral not to. if its for "but e has to be normal!" heck no
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Unfortunaely, a lot of the latter is still done.
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And itself causes medical problems.
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thats basically the active form of the first one
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also, fukkin hippocratic oath guys. do no harm
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anyway, I've been on estrogen for long enough that the relevant physiological attributes are in many cases a lot more similar to those of cis women.
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i know the basic argument is a slippery slope, but thats why im very careful with expressing it
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and thus 'but what's really in your pants' has only limited relevance. (edited)
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and of course that is something the doctors should know aobut, but there are ways of handling that with appropriate respect and decency.
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i'd all be for it being handled like, say, diabetes. "i have/had this condition, had this done/taking those meds to rectify"
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in the contexts where it is relevant, yes.
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with conditions including "by sex bit got swapped at assignment"
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on someone's id where they will go about their daily lives? than that's a matter of social identification, the medicine isn't involved.
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the problem i see there a bit is with the overlap of those papers. library pass can fuck right off, but drivers license is probably something your doc is going to look at if you are in an accident
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or just... leave it out of everything and have the drivers license be an access key for the storage that holds that data
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it's a practical nonissue though, which is significantly outweighted by the harassment and discrimination that can fall upon someone with non-conforming ID>
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(or whatever other state id)
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"you do not have access rights to medical data, none of your business"
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That's also a workable solution, there's no real reason a gender marker has to be on there...
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ignoring the secure access problems for now at least
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Also I'd dispute the idea that any trans person is 'really their birth sex'. (edited)
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depends on how much they've done to change it, no?
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well I'd argue even without that. There's just a lot of psychological benefits to the person involved arising from affirming someone's gender.
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And I remember Scooter made a long argument about this once that I liked.
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(im talking exclusively physical parts for "engineering" purposes)
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well that's not really relevant to 99% of everyday social interactions though?
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im not going to deny the psych factor and am all for affirming decisions that dont affect anyone else in their ability to make choices
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hence why: just leave it out of everything that is not physical maintainace
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who you are is independent of the physis (in first approximation) and your physis is none of anyones business you dont want to share it with
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which yep, and when it comes to things where that sort of thing is necessary, I think you can spare the file space to write 'trans woman, has birth genitalia, has been on hrt since such and such date'
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and well, HIPAA-or-the-local-equivalent protecting those medical record.s
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problem is mostly with access keys getting spread out over time, but tbh i was thinking of some hard crypto distributed storage thing
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with central access it may last longer (edited)
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with keys being revokable and reassignable
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but requires a trusted third party
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I feel like that's its own completely separate issue now
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yep
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it is
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one shared by all medical records
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well, its the "advantage" of current level centralisation of medical records: none
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theres no single point just a bunch of independent record holders
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which is hella stupid
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as i see it, words don't have shared meaning, which is rooted in a much broader concept i believe in that relates to anthropomorphism (i won't get in to that)
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every single person more-or-less has their own definitions for every word, and while they can be very similar, they won't be the same unless you have two identical people
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so any statement along the lines of "points at rock This is a 'rock'." must necessarily have subtext that is glossed over, and the whole sentence is more like: "It is my belief, which I also believe is a well-founded belief, that a large portion of the population (sufficiently large to fit my own definition of how large a majority must believe such for it to be 'the definition' as also defined by me) would classify *points at rock* that rock as a singular object falling into the category of 'rocks'."
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you can see why this isn't brought up much.
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so, the best way to answer.... pretty much any question along the lines of "Is X a Y?" is to ask "what is Y?"
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so i say, with regards to gender, define gender
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or sex or w/e concept which is central here
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the best answer otherwise to any sort of question along the lines of "are they a male or a female" is "what are those words?"
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to be fair, if you go that way to its logical conclusion you're going to have a hard time communicating anything of value (edited)
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this is true, but when thinking along these lines communcation devolves into agents attempting to use other agents to further their utility function and vise-versa
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IMO, of course
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And that gets into the question of why we make certain categories
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As scooter discusses
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It's also genuinely interesting that while I have a gender that leans mostly toward female, some of the others sharing this body/mind do not
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And this happens often enough there's a Trope A Day about it
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The Multi-Gendered Split Personalities trope as used in popular culture. Split Personalities are weird things. They can have completely opposing personality …
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DSD [He/They] 12/04/2020 3:11 AM
I'd call sex and gender two different things: Sex is a person's body (Biology), gender is the person. (So the latter is hugely more important.)
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Except 'biology' is itself a very blurry thing, but yes that's the dichotomy most people make.
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 3:49 AM
Physical shape of genitals also is a bad guide to internal workings. There are 6 human "sexes", genetically speaking, and while they are strongly correlated to genitalia it's entirely possible to be of male gender, with a penis, but have XX chromosomes.
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The XX/XY thing is because that's how it works out over 95% of the time IIRC
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 8:08 AM
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I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it's used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the...
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Physical shape of genitals also is a bad guide to internal workings. There are 6 human "sexes", genetically speaking, and while they are strongly correlated to genitalia it's entirely possible to be of male gender, with a penis, but have XX chromosomes.
Oh yep. Cue what I talked above--mutilating babies to fit ones arbitrary categories.
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:34 AM
it does not harm to wait. Especially since when doctors "normalise" that generally means "give a vagina too", because it's "easier to make an innie than an outie". Actual quote.
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so not even about trying to 'fix' things, it's about removing ambiguity because that makes gender roles hard
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:44 AM
All I know is, as soon as turning myself into a furry irl is possible, I'll do it
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*provided I don't end up looking like The Fly or that thing from Cats
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Yes pls
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 10:46 AM
radical morphological freedom is going to be wild
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:46 AM
Although everything seems to suggest we'll have to wait a few centuries for that
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:49 AM
yeah, at the moment you'd think the "furring" part would be easiest - there are medical conditions that cause it! - but that's also how we know it really fucks up your thermoregulation
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 10:51 AM
time for blood coolers
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fins or huge ears :V
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:53 AM
ears won't work for humans, the muscles are so heavily reduced that we lack the blood-plumbing any more
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I recall that hands-face-neck are our big radiators? So wattles, perhaps, although that doesn't fit in with the catgirl aesthetic
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:55 AM
oh yes
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:55 AM
also I want a pet one of those but I'd have to convert a chunk of spare room into a home for it (and keep a snake successfully for at least a year first)
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nah, catgirls still have hands, faces, and necks
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:56 AM
@Morgrim Moon wait, so furries don't work anatomically due to... heat rejection
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wew
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of all things
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 10:56 AM
you've hung out on ToughSF for long enough to know that heat rejection is always the problem
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:57 AM
oh, there are other reasons. Like, the tail will be a nightmare, you'll have to fork the spine; it's not possible to bring it from the tailbone without utterly fucking up the hips and orifaces of a human
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I suspect what it largely means is that we're going to need to adopt some of the thermoregulation of critters with fur, if we want fur.
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pant pant pant
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someone with just cat ears should be fine tho
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:58 AM
meh
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:58 AM
digigrade isn't too bad, comparatively, but a lot of careful engineering. Early catgirls won't be particularly graceful
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:58 AM
I'm reading "more things to handwave in my books"
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Although it is also worth mentioning that dogs, for one, tolerate greater variation in body temperature that humans can. This implies some interesting things about subtle protein tweaks and enzyme mods.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 10:59 AM
I don't know what forking the spine means exactly but it doesn't sound good
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 10:59 AM
spine, yes? must have branch to make tail
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 10:59 AM
if you start with a critter that wasn't a plantigade biped evolved for energy-efficient endurance locomotion, you can skip so many of the issues we're having 😛
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(Also, the human spine is bloody awful to begin with, so I for one am down with giving it a thorough redesign.)
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 10:59 AM
something something Bowman's wolf
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:00 AM
honestly? I'd be tempted to start with a kangaroo
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There go my dreams of becoming chakat
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:01 AM
macropod locomotion is kinda wild
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:01 AM
well, if we've gotten to the point where we can make taurs, we've already solved many of these issues 😛
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Lol yes
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:01 AM
okay so all that sounds difficult
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even if your gengineers were guided by a blessed, divine light
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hmm
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:02 AM
I seem to remember that kangaroo locomotion doesn't lose efficiency when heavily loaded.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:02 AM
@Morgrim Moon what if you keep a humanoid bodyform but change a lot of the details :/
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:02 AM
what if you start from scratch-ish and engineer something superficially humanoid
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:02 AM
the main flaw in kangaroo locomotion is that it has a minimum speed cap, and under that it is pitifully inefficient
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:03 AM
the idea of a minimum speed is so strange
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:03 AM
but if you have a critter that's not needing to do much strenuous things slowly, that's a non-issue
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yeah, it's down to how the tendons in the feet work. A huge chunk of their efficiently is in how those tendons store energy, but you need a certain amount of motion for it.
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Why, yes! We furries CAN wear lab coats. It’s not like our tails get in the way or anything. Let me be serious. 🦠🧬🧫 I am a Molecular Biologist. I study Viral Diseases, Viral Immunity and Pathogenesis for a living at NIH. This information has been out for the past year now.
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what if you start from scratch-ish and engineer something superficially humanoid
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then you get to engineer something that doesn't have those issues?
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@Overmind The human spine isn't that bad
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:04 AM
I'm reading "Tiffanians may still look almost identical to the art we're familiar with but their internal anatomy will be unrecognizable"
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Evolution just hasn't had time to adjust from tree-climbing to walking
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:05 AM
yes but what does that look like
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:05 AM
Am I even close to correct
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:05 AM
speaking of, now I wanna link my centaurs I'm working on XD
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@KAL_9000 At the merry old age of 46, let me assure you that by the time you are a grumpy middle-aged git, you too will curse the human spine morning, noon, and night.
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can't wait for aging to be cured, eh? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:06 AM
it would be interesting to be a reasonably ~relatable~ cuddly furry on the outside but then people open an anatomy textbook and go wtf why does your spine have a divot here oh my god what does that organ even do
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As my birthparents say, старость, не радость.
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In fairness, the same goes for the other bipeds. The problem with the spine is that it works great in quadrupeds, but the transition to bipedalism basically turned it 90° without bothering to change it to suit the new orientation.
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Hence an entire catalog of medical conditions all of which can be summed up as "yeah, when you stand upright these bits grind together and the weight of pretty much all your organs is trying to pull the whole thing out of alignment".
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:09 AM
time for theropod
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just return to monke
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t: hehe. #theropodrevolution
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:12 AM
@0111narwhalz is adding a spine branch going to really screw up the visual resemblance to humans from the rear or what? I'm genuinely interested in the problems now :y
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:13 AM
uh probably not much more than the tail existing as a tail in the first place?
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like you don't see much of the coccyx unless you're entirely too close
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petition for spine lubrication
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:17 AM
yeah, most furry art draws the tail coming out from above the buttcrack, while a true tail would come out from basically a cm or two above the anus
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:18 AM
so beyond the coccyx, ay :/
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:18 AM
yep! Now, if you could branch just above or at the sacrum, that'd work
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like, have the tail come off the lowest lumbar vertabrae
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yeah, at the moment you'd think the "furring" part would be easiest - there are medical conditions that cause it! - but that's also how we know it really fucks up your thermoregulation
Modern baseline humans would find New Pallas rather chilly. And the air’s a bit thin.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:20 AM
@Morgrim Moon isn't the coccyx/tailbone basically vestigial though
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:20 AM
not in the slighest!
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like, as a TAIL it's vestigial, but due to our bipedal stature it's anchoring pretty much every important "keeping your innards from falling out" muscle
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your gluteus maximus attaches directly to it
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Unlike, say, the ear-wriggling muscles some have
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:24 AM
yeah, those aren't important, rerouting them isn't a big deal
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:24 AM
My uštžen solve the tail puzzle like so: https://i.imgur.com/IxMoT5d.png
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(pardon the WIP)
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Planning a bit more work on the hip structure to be more theropod-like.
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But the key point is that the spine just keeps going
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:26 AM
if you can rotate the hips a bit, like yours has done, it helps solve the issues because then you can anchor to the tail bones themselves. That doesn't work in humans because the hips need to form a tripod and then you'd need a load-bearing tail
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:26 AM
Uštžen definitely run a load-bearing tail V:
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:27 AM
narwhalz, for your ustzen (I'm NOT looking up unicode) take a look at how dinosaurs had their hip muscles anchored to the tail, I think that'd be relevant
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:27 AM
like, "wagging" the tail was a vital part of therapod motion at speed
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:27 AM
If you can share resources on the subject I would be most gratified.
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Morgrim Moon 12/04/2020 11:28 AM
I'll see what I can dig up. Later when it isn't past 1am and I'm not half way through a paper on fossilised ceratopsian cloaca
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 11:28 AM
come to think of it, would a digitigrade stance help balancing the tripod of tails-leg
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 11:30 AM
(also the canonical "I don't have diacritics" way of writing it is ucstczen)
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0111narwhalz 12/04/2020 12:53 PM
oh good, chain posts are still alive
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Although it is also worth mentioning that dogs, for one, tolerate greater variation in body temperature that humans can. This implies some interesting things about subtle protein tweaks and enzyme mods.
heck, i'd go for that husky "glycogen optional" metabolism. "i just ran a marathon, wanna see me do it again?"
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Where in the fucking universe does someone go "Hey, I'm gonna make a 58 meter tall anthropomorphic german shepherd and USE IT AS A SPACESHIP" What in actual goddamn fuck, how the FUCK is that in any way practical? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THAT!?
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The Korps are kind of weird.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 1:43 PM
aren't they basically a trans support group with a supervillain aesthetic
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Combined with hypno-fetishism. Among other things.
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what
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@Zarpaulek what does that even mean
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Furries, don't ask.
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someone in the video game group did an epic own on a scalper
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lol
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... I mean it refutes scalpers in the domain of console sales, where scalpers are not typically found - the iconic ticket-salesman is supported here?
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It's not really refuting the economics of the thing, either: temporal arbitrage does work, but like all arbitrage, you're taking a gamble on your ability to successfully predict else[where|when] conditions. (And there certainly are people who will pay over the odds to get consoles, etc., sooner.) All it does is prove that the dude here guessed wrong.
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Scalpers are assholes but people don't act like assholes for money if they're not getting money
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(on a large scale, individuals fuck up all the time)
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Eh, scalpers are just taking advantage of poor pricing decisions by ticket-sellers. If they leave money on the table, they don't get to complain about someone picking it up.
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part of it is the general difficulty predicting demand, i think
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/04/2020 2:06 PM
It can really depend sometimes. Sometimes scalping is relatively harmless like that... ...but then you got the guys who buy in bulk to stop anyone from buying the product from the real seller and driving up the price.
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setting the price too high and then lowering it when you don't get as many sales as you hoped can also hurt your public image - people will view it as you being greedy and then the price reduction as backtracking that proves it
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IMO a good solution that is practical nowadays, but isn't used much, is bidding
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bidding is nice in that the price can directly and immediately scale to demand at that moment in time
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/04/2020 2:08 PM
Image won't matter if you only wanna do it once, then it doesn't matter how many people you screw over (edited)
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and it's much easier to do with technology, it could be automated and a customer at a digital storefront could just set their desired max buy price, you could easily get statistics about sell prices over time to inform your decision, bidding can occur on a large scale over times of minutes or even seconds, etc (edited)
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a very underused model, i think.
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And then you'll get the securities-trading type of scalpers profiting off the bid/ask spread.
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(But then, that should happen, because that's how market volatility is kept down.)
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and either way, if your selling method is inherently rate limited, at the very least you avoid the "And it's on the market. Aaaaand its gone."
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aren't they basically a trans support group with a supervillain aesthetic
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like Nividia's new gpus when they came out a while back, and sold out within ten minutes
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if they used a bidding system and doled them out to top bidders at production rate, at least then they'd go to whoever wants them more (or whoever is richer), not just whoever set u a bot or is especially fast
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reject monke
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progress to crab
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VulpixFangirl 12/04/2020 10:02 PM
CrabRave
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the ideal fursona is non binary and non euclidian
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non euclidean
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2020 6:10 AM
I would argue that yes, an orchestra is a compiler
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the sun is a compiler, but its output isn't random
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what is it compiling?
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Great question!
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2020 6:40 AM
flares, it seems
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helium
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/05/2020 7:29 AM
I would think an orchestra is more of an interpreter
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/05/2020 8:40 AM
at least for a live performance.
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2020 8:48 AM
I may have a fuzzy grasp of the difference between the two
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opens worldbuilding document
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In the FB group where I found that somebody suggested that Egyptian cat worship was residue from internet cat memes.
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DSD [He/They] 12/05/2020 9:54 AM
Or maybe internet cat memes are residue of cat worship.
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VulpixFangirl 12/05/2020 9:56 AM
charapraise polite_cat
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Or maybe it’s toxoplasmosis.
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VulpixFangirl 12/05/2020 11:58 AM
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2020 12:01 PM
😂
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VulpixFangirl 12/05/2020 12:08 PM
Furbys be creepy yo
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 2:56 PM
@Unknown where does maverique fit
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Hmm, I'd say Enlightened.
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There's a shocking number of non-Christian cultures where people who don't fit into gender binaries are considered to be magic.
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Is it 'non-binary people are considered magic,' or 'magic people are considered non-binary'?
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the concept of new genders, completely unrelated to any existing one, strikes me as very peculiar
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not because of possibiliy; yeah you could have a alien species that has really weird biology and then categorize that in some way or another, it's not that
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it's that - so the entire idea behind it is that a individual does not percieve themselves to fit within the common definition of gender that others associate them with, and instead fit into a different/mixed/none/all category, etc
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but saying that you fit into a entirely new, unrelated category is like...
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"I hate stepping on legos, it's so annoying. So, i decided to throw them all out, because fuck those things. Instead, i'm growing and nurturing a cactus; and when it's done, that cactus will be the shape of a chair, and I will have my new throne!"
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Tbf, that would be an incredible power move
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if i saw a king with a cactus throne i would not fuck with them
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The kind of madness us mortal men can only aspire to from afar
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Is it 'non-binary people are considered magic,' or 'magic people are considered non-binary'?
Well, with Nordic seiðr part of the practice involved collecting semen.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 3:57 PM
that completely changes my view of fantasy!vikings
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Not sure if for the worse or better
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So, when Loki accused Odin of practicing seiðr he was implying that the All-Father bottomed.
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And note that his comeback in that flyting match was "so do you."
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I mean, Loki literally turned into a mare and got impregnated that one time.
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And, if I recall correctly, Odin specifically collected semen from the corpses of hanged men. So, necrophiliac as well as gay.
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Well I'm writing a story about a gay viking. Whose insecurities cause him to become alienated from quasi-Icelandic society.
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There's a shocking number of non-Christian cultures where people who don't fit into gender binaries are considered to be magic.
as red@OSP put it: you're magic, Ishtar loves you, and even the queen of hell thinks you're hot
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Why do all conspiracy theories have to be from Christian whackos? https://twitter.com/thaisibir/status/1335329185435357184?s=21
...It's called luciferase because it's a bioluminescent enzyme. It glows. Like light. Lucifer means "lightbearer." Satan has nothing to do with this. #facepalm
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 5:08 PM
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Eh, at least they're noticing it now
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140 years ago:
I can't see anything in my house... because the Edison Illuminating Company is "having issues".
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200 years ago:
No dinner for me tonight. Fucking gas mains are down.
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sdschildberg 12/05/2020 6:33 PM
These people are memeing around But the AWS crash ate a online quiz
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2000 years ago (probably): Fuck! I'm thirsty! What the fuck is wrong with the fucking aqueduct? And what have the Romans ever done for us? (edited)
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the difference of course being that vaccuming is not a technology that requires internet connectivity...
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Illumination isn't a technology that requires electricity or gas, either.
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mm, yeah. The question you have to ask is 'does this really provide extra value for me?' and it may or may not.
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shrug
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This is just classic humanthink doublestandarding. The newer the technology, the more humans are upset by any flaws it manifests. ObVious example: spacecraft vs. cars. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 6:40 PM
illumination is a technology that is much improved by electricity or gas though
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unlike vacuuming and internet (edited)
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Indeed, That's why we need a $400 juicing machine to squeeze juice out of automatically reordered bags.
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(the good part about capitalism at least is that the more obvious examples of this crap will fail eventually, at least. not before wasting the money of fools.)
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Have you seen some of the electrical miracle-gadgets that were on sale back in the day?
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no but I have heard of the radioactive ones
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Or, indeed, some of the letters, diaries, etc. by people wondering what the point was in any of these newfangled lighting technologies when they had perfectly good lanterns and servants. Which didn't involve paying some grubby artisan eight streets away all the time just in case you wanted some light.
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(History class should really cover daily-life history as well as, hm, "big events", because it gives you a real appreciation for how much of history is just the same damn thing over and over and over again, usually after it's just been long enough for everyone who could smack us upside the head and say "been here, done that, felt dumb" to die off.)
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@Overmind History is a cycle of human beings being stupid and their descendants facepalming
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((Comparisons regarding the gap between pandemics and the relatively recent passing from memory of the Spanish flu generation are probably called for at this point.))
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Yeah, i'd agree, and I think my high school was better than average in doing that sort of thing
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@Overmind It's an odd coincidence that every year ending in "-20" for the past few centuries has has a major pandemic
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Heck, there were memes last year of people predicting a pandemic thanks to the trend
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Now, myself, growing up in an English coal-mining area, I did get to cover in non-school history the entire panic period for this newflanged coal gas, which as every right-thinking person knows, will make your houses explode, poison your children, and give your wife enough free time at home to start thinking all independent-like.
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Ha, that's stupid!
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Women can't have thoughts!
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17776 time
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lol yep
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Wait wrong channel.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 6:59 PM
@Overmind Point taken, but counterpoint: juicero
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also there's no good reason for your vacuum or doorbell to be IoT'd (edited)
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Because I want to see things being delivered when I'm not here into my secure electronically-locked anti-porch-pirate box?
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Wouldn't that just be security cameras?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:00 PM
^
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I may be missing something
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Like, I'm pretty sure we already have those.
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Also, counter-counterpoint: Dr. Mandrake's Electronic Corset for the Treatment of Hysteria, Dropsy, and Plague.
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Um... All I can say is: What the actual fuck?
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Overmind
Because I want to see things being delivered when I'm not here into my secure electronically-locked anti-porch-pirate box?
That doesn't address the vacuum. I mean unless it's a Roomba.
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In the early days of IoT, you get Juicero. In the early days of electricity... well, you would not believe some of the weird shit people were using electricity for, because the magic word gets people to buy stuff.
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and i'm pretty sure people laughed at those things then
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:03 PM
well, counter-counter [double negation] point taken
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Smart vacuums (and smart most things) are a lot cheaper when you don't have to build the smarts into the thing, and a vacuum that comes out automatically when the floor is dirty and I'm not at home and it's a good time for it, and/or which I can direct to clean up a spill remotely without doing a full clean when my sensors tell me something has fallen over is useful.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:05 PM
i-isn't that a roomba
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kind of
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:05 PM
curiously: how often do messes develop when noone's home…?
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Even worse if not housetrained.
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My setup, admittedly, does a lot of this via the Intranet of Things, because I'm one of nature's tinkers and don't mind having a small datacenter in my front room. For most people, however, the back end of this stuff might as well run on moonbeams and fairy dust. (And have you ever tried talking a regular person through debugging - the serious kind, with code involved - even one djinn at home?)
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No.
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"For most people, however, the back end of this stuff might as well run on moonbeams and fairy dust."
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(rhetorical)
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ADEPTUS MECHANICUS GANG RISE UP
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yeah, a lot of my concerns with this stuff center around pervasive surveillance by various actors which given...humans...not good.
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Of course, for most people, most technology they use runs on moonbeams and fairy dust. The expression of the dude staring down under the hood of a broken-down car is probably a pretty good match for the dude staring at his old brass lamp wondering why the djinn ain't coming out any more.
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'ope our productivity tracking software has detected you looked away from the screen for 2 minutes, docking your pay $5' (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:11 PM
I wish I got paid $5 for two minutes of work…
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(Not sayin' I've provided the knowing-where-to-hit-it kind of tech support to a rousing declamation of "Exorcizo te, immundissime spiritus, omnis incursio adversarii," ...and so forth. But I'm not going to play it in never-have-I-ever, either.)
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Don't you know? If you're at work and not working, you're basically stealing the company's air and floorspace.
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That's where the other 4.99 of the deduction comes from.
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Meh. That is not an issue with the technology, that's an issue with workplace relations being carried out in the most stupidly, counterproductively hostile manner possible outside a Mad Max film.
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:16 PM
just because a problem stems from one place doesn't mean it can't be mitigated in another
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i don't exactly expect the latter to go away
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:16 PM
honestly I hated it when I heard interviewers screen for engagement ("do you want to work on the stuff we work on?")
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:16 PM
especially because it's often quite difficult to attack the root cause :V
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'Technology may turbocharge all the worst parts of workplace relations' is an entirely valid concern.
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If both sides insist on treating the other like they're obviously going to screw them over, naturally everyone will use every possible tool to prevent that.
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And yet treating the symptom doesn't help.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:17 PM
because, frankly, 95%+ of people do not have the luxury of doing something they like for a living
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To use one of my many patent hyperbolic metaphors, looking at it from the technology-problem viewpoint is like treating an increased incidence of whip injuries in slaves by insisting that the overseers only beat them with sticks.
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Which is to say: it may remove the immediate symptom, or even the proximate problem, but it's also missing the point by a country mile.
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ehh. obviously 'technology bad' is wrong, but I think we need as a society to ask more 'what implications is this new technology going to have and how do we mitigate this to improve people's lives'
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:19 PM
yeah, but heck if any of us here in the chat know how we're going to fix the epic trainwreck that is human society
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the systems are connected.
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True. But I'm pretty sure that, as in medicine, step one is diagnosing the correct problems correctly.
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i don't think it's 'incorrect' to focus on the technological angle and how it can be used to enhance systems of control
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True. But I'm pretty sure that, as in medicine, step one is diagnosing the correct problems correctly.
Do we have any means of correcting the root problems without the big bad government?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:21 PM
Yeah, but all of them involve the human populace doing a lot of painful soul-searching
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Yeah, but ultimately, most things can be used in multiple ways. Look at fire, for example.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:21 PM
so . . .
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"companies treat their workers like shit to increase profits" "anyways regulation bad"
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and yet we have fire safety as a college program
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Do we have any means of correcting the root problems without the big bad government?
Do we have any means of correcting them with it? The ability to threaten people is not, by and large, terribly useful in the "get people to be nicer/better people" field.
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Overmind
Do we have any means of correcting them with it? The ability to threaten people is not, by and large, terribly useful in the "get people to be nicer/better people" field.
It's what we've got.
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It's not the best way, but may be the only way. (edited)
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That's the logical equivalent of "I have an axe. I need to treat COVID."
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I suppose 'do nothing' is a frequently undervalued alternative.
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Not a very satisfying one, though.
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We've got an oligarchy of country club buddies who refuse to let go of the "slavemaster" mindset and actively deny capital to those who try to treat employees as investments rather than commodities.
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:25 PM
can't catch the 'rona if you're dead
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Anyway, @KAL_9000 , it's hardly a one-way street. If your experience of listening to your prospective employees on-line tells you that they assume you're a terrible person out to screw them, and you see it as your duty to work the system to do as little work as possible while taking their money... ...and, man, is there a lot of that on the internet... ...then you, too, may desire to have monitoring systems wedged firmly up their wazoo.
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Now, in a healthier environment, you get this: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/07/17/startup-culture/
“Okay, you’re done for the week.  It’s time to go home.” “But –” “No exceptions, Lissel.  The policy’s there for a reason.” “I just…
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:27 PM
good old coordination problems
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:28 PM
I suppose one bit of consolation is if we do ever find a better solution it might outcompete the broken ones
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Don't see a way to get from here to there, though.
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:28 PM
alright, Cerebrate.
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let's solve the prisoner's dilemma
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:28 PM
But there's billions of people out there committed to shitty systems they got handed down mostly because the roof hasn't fallen on their head yet (edited)
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In which sensible people in an environment of mutual trust use highly advanced productivity-monitoring technology to tell their best creative minds to go home and engage in self-care, because it's better all around.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:29 PM
Or in the worst case they're too busy trying to survive to the next day to think of something better, or act for it, etc etc ad nauseam
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The eldraeverse has the benefit of being able to custom design its people to fit a specific ideology. We don't get that.
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Maybe instead of selling time we should start giving shares of company profits.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:29 PM
@Zarpaulek Pirates did that, right?
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@BizarroLand ♀ yeah they did
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I mean, have you seen all the "I'm getting paid 0.001% of my labor's value" posts?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:29 PM
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Even if/ when we can design people, we're going to get a hundred different varieties of people all optimized for different things, and if anything the issue will get worse.
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@Zarpaulek Pirates did that, right?
So did tramp traders, though the distribution of shares tended to be weighed heavier towards the officers.
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No, but they're already starting out in a very bad place by invoking the LTV.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:30 PM
@KAL_9000 He's a Pirate playing in the distance
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what is LTV?
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Anyway. This is getting distinctly political, and we should not be doing that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:31 PM
labor theory value
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No, but they're already starting out in a very bad place by invoking the LTV.
Along the lines of "this burger I made sold for 5 bucks, the ingredients cost a few cents" (edited)
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Yeah; keystone of Marxist economics, which declares that the worth of a thing is defined by the labor put into it. Unfortunately, as theories go, this one predicts that no-one will ever trade anything; and also that carrying rocks back and forth all day and leaving them in the same pile they were to start with is nonetheless valuable.
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@Zarpaulek ...I may have spent too much time in business for that to get much traction.
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If labor theory of value is worthless, then why pay wages by the hour?
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On the assumption that you will be producing something during that time that is worth something.
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B/c unable to negotiate salaries?
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:37 PM
because "by the hour" is a convenient shorthand for "by the value-added process done"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:37 PM
it doesn't always match
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that's why people get pay raises and cuts and shtuff
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 7:38 PM
"not always matching" is a common trait among convenient shorthands
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Most employers, I suspect, would prefer piece-rate. On the other hand, most employees hate piece-rate, often because it ties remuneration directly to productivity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:39 PM
well, yeah
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It also doesn't work very well for things like customer service, where it's worth something to you as an employer to have a warm body behind the counter even if there's nothing for them to be doing.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:39 PM
productivity generally means spending more time doing your job
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Most employers, I suspect, would prefer piece-rate. On the other hand, most employees hate piece-rate, often because it ties remuneration directly to productivity.
Is that an assumption or emperically based?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2020 7:39 PM
most people, do not want to spend more time at their jobs
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this is often forgotten I feel (edited)
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It sounds like a lot of minimum wage workers would prefer piece-rate.
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Or other more sophisticated things like, say, programming where the trouble with paying by KLOC is that sometimes my greatest productivity is in the -20KLOC.
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Probably. Actually, I suspect a lot of employers would prefer to pay 'em it. If I want a fence built, I'd much rather pay someone by the yard built than by the hour, since it incentivises them to build , not just to be on site .
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On the other hand, unions have historically and consistency opposed piece-rate and in many cases any other attempt to tie pay to productivity.
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Unions are basically nonexistent in American retail and food service. (edited)
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I did say that piece-rate was a poor fit for customer service right up there.
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Why, because of cashiers?
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It works great in back-end manufacturing, where it's reasonable to reward people for producing 2,500 widgets where the next guy produced 1,800 in the same day. It doesn't work so great when productivity is directly determined by the customer. The number of burgers you need to make is always the number the customers want.
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Anyway: piece-rate is just one example. The main point is that time-based pay, be it hourly wages or annual salary, exists because it's a poor but relatively simple proxy for the added value that we actually want .
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(The obvious problem with it is that if you get paid for time spent, it is in your personal interest to do as little and as slowly as you possibly can, to maximize returns. Fortunately, most people have some sort of ethical sense that following this incentive to its logical conclusion ain't right.)
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That sense is something learned and not innate, from personal experience; I certainly didn't have any such sense when I started working, but developed it over time.
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Is that why it takes forever for road projects to finish around here?
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Helped along by a stern talking-to by my supervisor, admittedly.
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Enderminion 12/05/2020 7:54 PM
Certain painters in the Interwar United States were payed by the piece
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which incentived poor work safety practices
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Most of them died painful deaths of various radiation related illnesses
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To bring this back to the 'verse, among the reasons that the Empire has the contractor-based employment that it does is that they find it much more congenial if everyones' incentives are aligned, since people who personally profit by working better, faster, etc., don't have to be policed to make sure they're not goldbricking on company time.
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(There is the risk that people will cut corners for the sake of greater pay just as there is the risk that corporations will cut corners for the sake of greater profit. Since people also, by and large, want to live , I deem this a more manageable problem than turning labor relations into a zero-sum struggle of opposed incentives.)
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Also, they killed off their aristocrats and tossed those who suggested representative democracy off a waterfall
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I have no official recommendations for the application of such other good decisions to any real-world situation. (edited)
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Uplifted simians
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"I'm pulling your plug."
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Honestly, that belongs in #philosophical-holy-wars
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sdschildberg 12/05/2020 9:07 PM
ive noticed somtehting this year: a lot of old formats making a comeback (dogelore, ragefaces, trollfaces)
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@Unknown They're old enough that nostalgia's kicking in
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a bit late, but re: internet connectivity I think it's being overlooked that, yes, internet connectivity is useful and the internet is new so it still has a bit of newfangledness to it, but uhh... well to use a example, ever hear of the Sim City (2013) controversy? Sim City (2013) is a game by Electronic Arts, and that is a phrase that should be setting off alarm bells, because EA has a reputation and it's earned it. But basically, it's a mainly singleplayer offline game; there are almost no features that require a connection to the net outside of multiplayer. Except for the DRM, which, if you lose connection to the EA's servers for more than 20 minutes, will render you unable to play any part of the game until the connection is restored. If those servers go down, maybe even permanently? Well, so much for that $60 you paid to 'own' the game.
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There are reasonable places to use internet, like devices where it's useful to control it from a distance or where it can be good to outsource functionality (see: a roomba. Do not see: a push vacuum) There are less reasonable places to use internet, like a internet connected fork. Yes, that exists. These are comparable to the silly devices that came out along when electricity was newfangled, or gas was newfangled, etc. And then there's companies failing their half of the coordination problem forever, and using internet connectivity to shove a spike up consumer's asses. I'd bet that this one is more common than the other two combined, and i'd also bet that that original tweet complaint was probably one of the latter two.
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:40 AM
but what about the smart potato?
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c.f also: companies using technology to just push externatlities onto others
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you might have seen the tesla transit visualization mocked for running over pedestrians, for instance. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 12:41 AM
ideally a device that is enhanced by the internet should fail gracefully without it. A vacuum cleaner does not NEED the internet - you should be able to manually trigger it if your net is down. If it's less effecient, oh well, taking twice as long to do the job still gets the job done
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ah yes, the smart potato
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:42 AM
truly an icon of technological advancement
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also yeah, general policy should definitely be graceful failure and generally it's reasonable to complain when it could easily be but isn't
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like, look at any electrical device
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99% of them are perfectly okay to lose power at any moment
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or like 'let's put a internet-connected transponder on every bicyclist to keep them safe' when in actuality that is a problem much better solved by better road design and car culture.
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they'll stop working, and might have to start over whatever their doing, but that's unavoidable.
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c.f. Amsterdam.
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But i mean, look at anything plugged into a wall socket in your house. Chances are you can just unplug it, and it'll be as fine as it can be considering electricity is a fundamental part of how it works. A fridge will not jam and break the compressor blades, a toaster will not have its temperature sensor get spontaneously stuck on always on, etc
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even computers, hideously complicated as they are, can generally take unplugging like a champ unless you do it at a really bad time
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:46 AM
heh, had a machine that got real salty if it lost power :V
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yeah, exceptions exist outside the consumer market
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:47 AM
(we think maybe its CMOS battery died or something)
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or that, but that's a lifespan or lack of maintenance issue i'd say
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:48 AM
aye, the thing was falling apart at the seams
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outlived two generations of RAM sticks V:
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impressive
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RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA—Shaking his head while reviewing the organization’s annual budget, local terrorist group benefactor Ahmad al-Yasin was reportedly disappointed to learn Thursday that most of his donations go to covering administrative costs. “I understand there are overhead costs, but these funds should go toward suicide vests and stocking u...
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Because I want to see things being delivered when I'm not here into my secure electronically-locked anti-porch-pirate box?
it can very well have those capabilities on top of its basic functionality. if it sends me a message when the doorbell rings is neat, if it doesnt ring because it cant reach the base station thats a few meters away from it because the server a couple hundred kilometers away from it is down....thats stupid
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 4:40 PM
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Stubs toe Tries to go two different directions at once general clumsiness ensues
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 4:41 PM
Do Eldrae have something like this? Sounds like something ontotechnology could do at least
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 4:42 PM
this is sophotech, not ontotech
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 4:42 PM
Oh ok
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 4:44 PM
Well... they do say that lovers are two halves of the same soul sometimes. Not sure I’d like to give up my individuality like that though lol. What’s the difference?
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 4:45 PM
sophotech = technology to do with the mind/consciousness/psychology ontotech = technology to do with the fabric of reality
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
Well... they do say that lovers are two halves of the same soul sometimes. Not sure I’d like to give up my individuality like that though lol. What’s the difference?
That really isn't a healthy attitude to take though.
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 4:48 PM
When two heads think alike, only one is necessary
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sdschildberg 12/06/2020 4:56 PM
So this is what fusion™️ is?
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 4:59 PM
....In a nutshell, yes.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 5:07 PM
What’s not healthy?
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In short, looking for your "soulmate". Believing that you need a partner to "complete you".
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 5:18 PM
Hey, I didn’t say I prescribe to that.
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I just said that others have said in the past stuff about that “two souls wanting to be one” thing and the topic related to that 😛
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Always remember to perform a virus scan before upgrading your brain http://ffn.nodwick.com/?p=2186
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 7:32 PM
Poggers!
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@Unknown
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 7:33 PM
Pigged frogger
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 9:40 AM
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i'm not sure whether to laugh or be impressed that someone has made a profitable business that cuts a slice from a tree and then sells it with no further processing
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BluejayHurricane 12/07/2020 10:27 AM
They make interesting coffee table decorations, if you don't want to go the "large, unreadable book" route.
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i suppose, though if i'm judging the scale in that picture right, that's less "coffee table decoration" and more "coffee table"
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:29 AM
they look better if you properly wax them, which this doesn't look like was done
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... actually that would be a neat coffee table, a large trunk slab with legs (because no one wants to haul around a entire piece that's thick enough to be adequately tall)
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waxing works, or if it has flaws i've always thought that the enameling to fill gaps thing was interesting looking
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:30 AM
usually that's done with a resin, I think?
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oh, right, resin not enamel yeah
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differences between polymers can be fuzzy in fairness
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:31 AM
those two are bad ones to mix up 😛
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true, yeah
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but that's what i mean
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:33 AM
yeah, that one is done particularly well
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i think a enamel would be harder and not transparent, so not suitable for that at all
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also i think it's generally intended for coatings so it's solvent based and would not cure right at all if you just poured it on that thick
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:34 AM
correct
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well, it'd cure eventually, there's enough porosity in wood
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it'd also lose volume, though
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so no nice surfaces
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ah, the world of thermoset polymers
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... well wait, it's not thermo setting here
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:36 AM
even with that photo, the resin is poured in layers
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it is? I thought those were two part polymers and you could just pour it all at once
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maybe it depends on type or just how much you do at once; i partially remember watching a video showing the process for one piece and it was all at once, but if it's not perfectly volume-conserving you still would want to space it out a bit
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:39 AM
you can, in theory, but you'll get bubbling in the resin as it cures and potential surface warping. Pouring in several layers avoids that.
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and it helps to vibrate it or somethng, right? to help shake the bubbles out?
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:39 AM
"underwater" effects are a thing in fancy dioramas so I've got some instruction guides for this sort of thing
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yep!
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the resin will get warm as it cures - exothermic reaction - and gas slightly. If the resin layer is too thick, the bubbles set inside it instead of reaching the surface
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ah, i didn't know there was any notable offgasing
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:41 AM
it also means that if there is a 'glassy' top, then either there was a final very thin coat of resin poured after the main mass was cured, or the surface was sanded with extremely fine paper for far too long, then varnished
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i've done some woodworking, but nothing intended to look good, only be functional
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:42 AM
(far too long = "I am developing RSI I hate that I can't use power tools for this")
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so sanding is not something i've done all that much
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but what i have done tells me that it sucks
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how is there not a power tool that can do it better? Why are there only big belt sanders or handheld sanders that only work on flat surfaces and nice and convex shapes
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... well, hmm. Can you sandblast wood?
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That might work well, its normally used for metal but you could trade for a softer material
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:45 AM
the reason for not using power tools is twofold. One, they tend to remove more material than you want. You want a tiny layer very finely. (Most power tools can't even use the finest grade sandpapers, BECAUSE those are precision tools that the belt sanders can't match)
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Two, they tend to produce too much heat and you want to avoid too much heat for about a week after it's "cured" because, like concrete, there's a long tail on the chemical reaction
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i am leaning more towards sandblasting here, since you should be able to fine-tune the former a bit better and the latter is less of a issue
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but that's also very much not a tool you can go pick up for a hundred bucks at home depot
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it has to be a sealed cabinet and all.
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:48 AM
depends on the scales you're working at, I guess. I'd never use sand blasting, because I'm working on stuff that's too small. For a big table like that, maybe.
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and I'd spend so long masking everything that it wouldn't be a time saver at all
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i can't find a good source quickly, but i'm pretty sure shapeways uses sandblasting to post process printed plastic parts
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they must have found a good general solution, since they print arbitrary and often complex shapes.
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I'm talking stuff like this
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where you finish all the painting before you pour the resin
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so sandblasting isn't quite the right tool unless you're actively seeking weathered affects 😛
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ah, yeah that would not work well
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i was thinking unpainted where you just care about surface finish
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2020 10:54 AM
resin is the last stuff for dioramas, usually
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*step
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though, i guess if it's possible at all for sandblasting to work with low grit sizes, it would still work on that piece (all the paint is covered by clear resin). But any exposed surface would have to be painstakingly masked
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hmm, in 3d printing usually this is approached from another angle - they use something or other to add a thin layer for smoothing, but that's not practical here because it would still have to be clear and you would generally still have to sand it anyway
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just about the only process that gets a smooth surface finish right from the start is a liquid thick enough for surface tension to smooth it... meaning we're right back at the start, because that's what resin is and it still has to be sanded anyway.
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so a better solution might be to find a resin which cures better? Maybe different brands with different formulations will offgas less or conserve volume better while curing, and that means the final surface is smoother and requires less processing
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or... okay, crazy idea
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so the resin, during the curing process, heats up significantly, and the reaction rate is generally dependant on temperature so that will certainly feed into itself until its hot enough that it radiates into the surroundings faster than it generates heat
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the sum of this is that the reaction starts and takes off like a rocket until its polymerized almost entirely, and then trails off because it's now a solid with very little left to continue reacting.
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this probably does not help produce a smooth surface; bubbles leaving is a physical process which is time, and not temperature, dependant. Self-smoothing via surface temperature tension* is proportional to time and inversely proportional to viscosity, which rises all during the reaction, so after a point it gets thick enough that it just can't smooth further in time (edited)
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i'm not sure what time constraints you're working under, but maybe try different ways to slow down the resin? Put in less catalyst, or put it in the fridge or freezer for smaller pieces.
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Maybe don't try this with anything important, but a test piece or two might reveal a slower, but less labor intensive way to do things.
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it could make the curing time go from less than a day to weeks, but it could allow you to work on multiple pieces in tandem and just leave them in a storage room or a big freezer in the meantime
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For smoothing in FDM 3D printing, the best I've found - other than using a super-low resolution - is to use ABS and an acetone wash with ultrasound. The acetone softens the surface layers, and the ultrasound vibration makes the individual filament layers merge more completely.
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i don't have opportunity to use it much (my printer doesn't work with ABS easily) but yeah solvent smoothing is amazing
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not sure if it'll work with transparent materials, i know there's some extra trickiness to getting a transparent material without discontinuties, and, for instance, 3d printing clear plastic will not at all make something glass-clear
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i'm not sure if that's a matter of surface finish and eliminating air pockets, or if there's something important in the finer structure. I should really get a spool of transparent PLA to experiment with at some point.
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but its worth a shot, could try this stuff or something like it https://www.ballistol-shop.de/Wood-care/Resin-Solvent-and-Resin-Remover_B_S_43_262.html
Resin Cleaner is designed for woodworking machinery and industrial care. It is a perfectly tool to clean resinified tools such as Saw blades, plane and chisel.
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Bards like to get around
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I'm guessing the bard is an elf.
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Not too many races that would make it 15 years adventuring.
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@Zarpaulek Or it's just a really good bard
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Enderminion 12/07/2020 8:25 PM
Standard "No bard, the Dragon rolls to Seduce you"
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/08/2020 5:22 AM
The ways that that could get furry really fast are myriad ^ouo^
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Actually they’re not but you’re tempting fate by even presenting that as an option to the players haha
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now i'd be curious about an all-bard party, fighting off conspiracies of their bastards and ex partners
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
The ways that that could get furry really fast are myriad ^ouo^
There’s a comic with a very happy werewolf, a bard awkwardly covering himself with his hat, and a paladin yelling “not what I meant when I said ‘throw her a bone.”
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2020 9:43 AM
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adorable Volkswagon Pillbugs
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/08/2020 10:26 AM
Awww. Better watch them rims though! I can already hear the painful sound of the crunching aluminum...
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sdschildberg 12/08/2020 10:49 AM
Put the VRware/helmet back on pls
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2020 10:49 AM
dogelore is bad
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VulpixFangirl 12/08/2020 10:53 AM
whale noises
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Who needs a PS5 when you have a snuggly fluffy protogen~ UwU #furry #furryfandom #furryartist #comic #digitalart
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loool
12:21
well, with the current RISC-V boom, once its been ported to RISC-V you'll be able to play doom on a lot of things
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I'm sure it already has been ported, if not several times.
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Any Arduino versions yet?
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...of course there are.
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what's next, playing doom in doo-
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"For example, after I took the screenshot of myself being attacked by csh, csh was shot by friendly fire from behind, possibly by tcsh or xv, and my session was abruptly terminated."
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Thought some of you might find this experiment in crowdsourced songwriting interesting https://coffeefoxgirl.tumblr.com/post/632332483444277248
This is no longer a children's tune. It's a bards ballad.
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yelling at the Galactic Federation, telling them their mothers suck
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honestly 'memetics' as a word or idea makes me cringe
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just say persuasion if you mean that, lol
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Persuasion is to memetics as mechanical engineering is to science.
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yeah, i've always viewed memetics as the study of the generalized propagation of information, especially pertaining to intelligent beings
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so internet memes definitely fall under it, as does persuasion
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In the 'verse, the formal definition is "The study and implementation of self-replicating information structures; including their semantic content and the means by which they propagate through sophont populations." (Which, as you may note, moves a couple of other existing sciences under the greater memetics umbrella.)
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i think that's close, but i'd also lump in things like aesthetics into memetics; the study of aesthetics and how to work backwards to get anything from pretty to superstimulus to innocuously boring is a application of memetics (edited)
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but it's not strictly self replicationg
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Part of that is memetics (ideas of what is attractive) and part is cognitive science, with maybe the odd side detour into neurology
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ah, fair point. Now that i think about it, memetics as i'm using it probably would subsume a lot of cognitive science, and that's probably distinct enough to warrant it's own category
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but on the other hand, it is handy to have a single word which can be glossed as "I know enough about how minds work to design a specific effect into something/apply a specific effect onto them."
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"I'm a brainfucker."
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now now, that's a rude thing to call the people who figured out how to make a coffee maker immediately recognizable as such, even if you've never even heard of one.
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Morgrim Moon 12/09/2020 9:03 AM
I think that generally involves a smell
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such work does require more senses than sight, especially when working with, say, beings who live inside suns
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(granted they are very much not in the market for coffee makers or coffee, but still.)
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just say persuasion if you mean that, lol
I mostly see memetics as a study of cultural transmission and speciation, actually.
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Morgrim Moon 12/09/2020 9:21 AM
I want to see someone write a memetics paper on Bohemian Rhapsody
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Maybe as the equivalent to genetic material for egregores, but that's a big maybe.
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Visit the post for more.
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Biologists cure aging (2045 colorized)
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sdschildberg 12/09/2020 10:39 PM
Realization: Musk’s entire model of “lol what if it crashes, it’s just a manufacturing test” is just the “it’s in early access” of space flight
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/10/2020 12:36 AM
Everybody forgets just how many boosters NASA detonated in the beginning
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 4:02 AM
Rocketry in general is very accepting of unplanned kabooms. Even to the point of acquiring retired tanks to put their rigs in, to cut down the time spent looking for the fragmwnts5 (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 5:52 AM
ayyy lmao
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the media rn
NatsukiFacepalm 3
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 9:56 AM
I don't watch the news but I can imagine
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what is that emoji
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 10:01 AM
@KAL_9000 "muh asplawdin rawkits" is the most infuriatingly ignorant cliche
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i don't even want to know where they got $216 million
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:02 AM
Oh it's a DDLC facepalm
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NatsukiFacepalm
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....a lot of my emotes don't translate well to reactions
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vulpixdizzy
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ah yes
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the horror game disguised as a dating sim
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:04 AM
That doubles as a treatise against sentient AI (at least in video games) because they'll always suffer
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Fun times for all!
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SayoriJump
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imagine simping for the ontocidal psychopath just because she an anime girl
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this post made by literally anyone but monika gang
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:08 AM
i like all of them
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But yeeaaahhhhhh.....that actually made me cautious about AI in general
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Like
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There are so many ways it could go wrong
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here's a thought
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don't make your video game ai sentient
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and then torture them
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:16 AM
treat your intelligences with some modicum of respect once in a while
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:18 AM
Yeah but can we really trust people to do that? Like I'm sure most people wouldn't want to but there will always be assholes and vulnerable newly-created intelligences are ripe for manipulation and abuse.
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And power-hungry maniacs love that
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Plus we could end up abusing them without knowing. Apparently (I could be getting this wrong too, I was a kid and it was a letter in Popular Science) there was an effort to create a fully sentient artificial brain to give it brain diseases and test out treatments for science. Otoh the writer of the letter was talking about how cruel that was, and I never heard anything more of it.
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Idk, maybe I have too little faith in humanity
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I just don't know if we as a species are ready for stewardship of other intelligences yet
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Yeah, humans, not the best at giving other beings rights.
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:21 AM
Because screwing that up can be really really evil
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In fairness (yes, I know, it me), we evidently have no problem letting humans raise (and have extensive power) over other human intelligences, without so much as asking basic questions like "are they really competent to do this?" or even "are they demented abusive assholes?" first.
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On the other hand, this is probably a terrible example to use when considering letting humans try and raise anything else. On the gripping hand, there are enough unpleasant failure modes with demanding parenting licenses from other failure modes of humanity that that principle (of not) might still carry over.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 10:29 AM
there are a lot of humans who aren't prepared to give each other rights
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even ones who are reasonably similar to themselves
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:32 AM
Humans and animals in general are biologically inclined to be able to interact with each other better than other animals. Raising young is literally imprinted in our DNA-- and look, even the apparent natural protective and nurturing instincts still don't help sometimes. Not only that but we don't know exactly how an AI will work most of the time. You can be their creator, but a learning machine can change in ways that we might not predict. Get a load of TayAI for example, now she was a mess. Granted it was due to purposeful sabotage... but a normal human would not have logically reacted like her. There's an air of unfamiliarity that we'd have to overcome, and honestly, I don't think we're anywhere near getting through it at the moment.
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Wasn't Tay the one 4chan sabotaged into becoming a Nazi?
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I hate Illinois Nazis!
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:37 AM
Yup.
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They had to turn her off for a while iirc
10:38
On the one hand, epic trolling
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:38 AM
That she was. And now she's on restricted access only.
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:38 AM
Otoh...can we really handle smart AI at this point?
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4Chan might try to corrupt it again
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:39 AM
It's definitely a sign that, at the very least, we're not ready to have AI running amok outside. And we're espescially not ready for one that we want to hand controls over to.
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:39 AM
power corrupts, but 4chan corrupts absolutely
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:39 AM
Maybe in certain situations, but, not as a society as a whole
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Probably shouldn't try to homeschool your children by giving them an internet connection and leaving them to it, either.
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Yeah... No.
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"What did you learn at school today, Bobby?" "I learned all about felching!"
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:41 AM
"unsupervised learning" isn't a technique used to train real humans for a reason
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:43 AM
Henry David Thoreau would like to know your location
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occasional unsupervised learning leads to FUN though
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 11:02 AM
Is that an acronym?
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 11:03 AM
probably not? mostly it's a Dwarf Fortress reference I think
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irony, and dwarf fortress reference, yes
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sorry, thought it was more universally used as such
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 11:05 AM
I stole my parents' iPad as a tween and spent many a fun night browsing dA for Pokemon art
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......Shit fucked me up
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I saw things I should never have seen
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 11:06 AM
I was allowed unsupervised internet access at like eight
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 11:06 AM
And now I am a degenerate and I blame dA
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 11:06 AM
I actually managed to steer clear of most of the smut
11:07
But I think some of my degeneracy can be chalked down to that yeah
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and then theres the opposite, a friend of mine who afaik isnt allowed unrestricted internet access at like 23
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and had to be hammered with common behaviours not to be offended by every other thing i said
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 11:09 AM
who doesnt allow them?
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jeez
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 11:10 AM
Wtf at that age?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 11:11 AM
cray-cray parents, I know the type unfortunately
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Is he like in college?
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 11:14 AM
and now he's at least as much of a reprobate as the rest of us, if I'm thinking of the right friend
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nah, he's not as weird as we are :P
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 11:45 AM
wat
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I've had mostly unsupervised internet access for much of my life and I don't think it's caused any horrible problems.
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Probably contributed to my general weirdness but that's not particularly a bad thing.
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Today, in the worst possible headlines competition: https://twitter.com/business/status/1264837379652714496
It’s a modern dilemma for the ultra-wealthy: a yacht awaits, but how to safely reach it without exposure to the germ-ridden masses? https://t.co/br3N1G4EDq
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 11:46 AM
my problematic computer activities have always been network-agnostic V:
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It is, at least, better than current school systems in many ways.
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 11:47 AM
sure, KSP is more of a time sink with mods than without, but once I've got it… well
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 11:59 AM
I um
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What is that headline
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vulpixdizzy
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 12:01 PM
I think it's hilarious that b*llionaires have to shill articles like this, tryna say they suffering
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I don't care even one iota
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Hey, it's a real problem. What can you do with an infectious proletariat?
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poor people dying in the streets
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yeah you haven't experienced real suffering!
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i can't get to my yacht!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 12:02 PM
:thonkang:
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I mean, I'd feed 'em to the dogs, but they're infectious , y'know?
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i would want to get rid of these stupid billionaires
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but communism sucks ass
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COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM
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@Unknown relevant meme i had on my phone to earlier emote discussion
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Today on the Onio- squints Today on /r/NotTheOnion...
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sdschildberg 12/10/2020 1:15 PM
I feel easy Reddit karma
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 1:22 PM
YOU ARE A SUBPAR PIZZA SALESMAN
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I've seen that before.
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Are they mocking themselves?
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Well they don’t use the term “guillotined”
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BluejayHurricane 12/10/2020 1:52 PM
And they're talking more about EasyJet and Malta. It's practically an advertisement. The headline choice is interesting, though.
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But yeah, there’s a reason several tech-billionaires have thrown their support behind UBI.
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eldraeverse: cyber rebel, non-punk
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the drunk lobsters are very respectable engineers!
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they would never use such a silly measurement. Well, okay, they might if they thought it was funny, but their designated designer would catch it.
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Most modern "cyberpunk" is noir with prosthetics. Prove me wrong.
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yes lol
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I just opened up a review I've been working on for a "neonpunk" anthology.
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I considered writing a story for it when it was open for submissions, but was having trouble figuring out what they wanted.
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Apparently they wanted gore-ridden noir set in the 80s.
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 9:20 PM
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 10:11 PM
Dogs do be like this tho
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 10:28 PM
Same, except mine just sits there :'u
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wrong
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bi people have the true claim to schrodinger's gay
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It's amazing how far we've come in six years
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sdschildberg 12/11/2020 1:51 PM
Nah even the mechanicus doesn’t think X-AE-A12 or whatever is a name
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:55 PM
that's X Æ A12 to you, thankyouverymuch
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easily the coolest thing I’ve read in a while
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I award him the Mechanician's Guild "We Do What We Can Because We Must" Award of Awesome Hackery.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:27 PM
I prefer "we do what we must because we can"
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I think my version better captures the spirit of the techno-novelty imperative.
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"Why did you do this?" "Because we could ."
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:30 PM
I… disagree?
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"What did you do?" "The necessary." "Why was it necessary?" "Because we could."
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2020 2:48 PM
if you'd been riding in the very tip, would you have lived?
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BREAKING: MARTIAN INVASION THWARTED AS IMPACT SHELLS ARE DESTROYED UPON LANDING
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the landing was... relatively soft. It mostly stopped by the point where it exploded
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:50 PM
ah yes "It was all going well… until it exploded."
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I bet you could've lived if you were in a proper capsule in the tip. There wasn't much fire, most of the fuel was gone by that point and it wasn't fully fueled in the first place.
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depends on what other combustibles there are, i think. The fuel would probably go in one big fireball, especially since it's a gas at STP... but if there's a lot of wires or some hypergolics below you that wouldn't be fun.
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the g-forces are just fine either way, the rest of the rocket served as a crumple zone.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 9:09 PM
you probably couldn't because a characteristic of that sort of explosion is they rapidly consume all the oxygen in the immediate area. Hypoxia is a very real risk
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but a sealed capsule would prevent that. You'd need one of those anyway to survive without, at minimum, severe burns
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 9:10 PM
true
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"spinohexeractidistriacontadihemitriacontadipeton"
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excuse me what
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did you just sneeze out your spleen
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Zarpaulek
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No, I read it as it scrolled into view.
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0111narwhalz 12/12/2020 12:47 PM
UI designers take note :V
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No idea what the Chicago heptagram even is
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They do have a hexagram in their flag though
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/12/2020 10:45 PM
this is why I'll never do tulpamancy
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you who have done it are infinitely braver souls than I
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t: This is why I look down upon it.
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t: More generally speaking, the hard part of having other people sharing your brainspace is learning to respect each other and get along. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/12/2020 11:06 PM
doesn't much matter what substrate you're running them on, creating new people is something you need to undertake with responsibility
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t: this
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Apparently bears have been set to inherit the Earth
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(Photoedit, was on the National Park Service’s FB)
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VulpixFangirl 12/13/2020 9:16 PM
Bears are cool, I am ok with this
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I, for one, welcome our new Ursidae overlords.
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VulpixFangirl 12/14/2020 12:43 AM
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in 2077, most corporations have prospered and grown powerful
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but uh, the fast food corps?
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it was a rough 50 years.
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Morgrim Moon 12/14/2020 8:18 AM
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....what?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/14/2020 8:29 AM
Who can claim STEM people feel no poetry in their soul...
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Monkey Day is an unofficial international holiday celebrated on December 14. The holiday was created and popularized in 2000 by artists Casey Sorrow and Eric Millikin when they were art students at Michigan State University. Monkey Day celebrates monkeys and "all things simian", including other non-human primates such as apes, tarsiers, and lemu...
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VulpixFangirl 12/14/2020 12:13 PM
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Happy monkey day!!
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VulpixFangirl 12/14/2020 2:43 PM
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Harsh, but they don't impress me.
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At all
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This is the most beautiful thing I've ever fucking seen https://t.co/f9BitcchLH
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Clickbait, much? (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/15/2020 1:08 PM
.... That's not what the inside of a watermelon looks like
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wutsand
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 1:10 PM
this is your watermelon on big tobacco
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melacco (edited)
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i think those are a ton of match ends sticking out of the watermelon
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go away with your working observation skills and common sense
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truly i am cursed with them
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DSD [He/They] 12/15/2020 6:09 PM
👌 Though wormholes are... probably possible. How easy it is to generate them, on the other hand...
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 6:09 PM
they definitely aren't FTL if they are, though
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DSD [He/They] 12/15/2020 6:10 PM
How so? You'd have to send a linelayer STL, but wouldn't they be FTL after that?
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 6:11 PM
it depends on how you define transit "speed"
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Sure, it might not take very long from the traveler's frame, but that's nothing new—just go fast and that happens.
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You still arrive however many years later, even if it only took a few seconds from your perspective.
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DSD [He/They] 12/15/2020 6:13 PM
Depends on how time-dilated the wormhole mouths are I think. And don't you travel backwards an equal amount of time going through backwards? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/15/2020 6:28 PM
Yep
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Otherwise you'd be opening the door to time-travel
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DSD [He/They] 12/15/2020 6:30 PM
You still can with the right wrong geometry. But the door instantly explodes.
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 6:34 PM
It explodes as soon as you get zero displacement, which means that even that doesn't net you a single causality violation V:
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High Elf Joe Biden
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(don't know if this visual pun counts as ticks or not)
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I thought that was Photoshop at first, but no.
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another way to look at wormholes is not so much as a method of travel as it is a method of connection
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the two ends of the wormhole connect the two areas they are in so they are, effectively, adjacent. (edited)
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and there are specific limitations on how fast you can create this connection, but once it exists it exists.
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so FTL connection of areas is not possible; a wormhole can never be transported to a location in time < distance (though you can get arbitrarily close). In other words, yes, if there's a civilization 10,000 light years away then you'll never be able to send a wormhole to them without at least 10,000 years passing for them from your perspective.
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but once you're there, the connection is effectively FTL; so if you're say, just connecting your home system to a prospective colony location, no one is going to care about that planet aging 10,000 years.
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:01 PM
however you can make things take less time from one wormhole mouth's perspective than the other's by throwing it in a whirligig for a bit this is why it's important to establish causality protections like Visser collapse
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sorta, here's how i understand it:
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so time dilation works a bit strangely with wormholes.
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they connect two areas so they are effectively adjacent, this means that there is not, for instance, a difference in time dilation between the two
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this means as you said, one near a black hole will experience time dilation, and if you look through the other end then anything right outside the wormhole mouth will seem fine, but the universe outside the black hole will appear to fast forward. If you keep it up, you fast forward so far that the space-time distance between the two mouths reaches zero and then goes negative, and the universe promptly says "Knock that the fuck off." and both ends of the hole violently explode.
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but this effect is also pretty useful for creating new links - the hole can move at subjectively FTL speeds
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if you create a wormhole, leave one end on your home planet, and stick the other in a magical spaceship that instantly accelerates and speeds towards andromeda at 99.999...% the speed of light
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that multi-million year trip will appear to take, oh, about 3 seconds.
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so you can press the 'go' button, look down at your watch, and when you look up you're staring at a alien world 2.5 million light years away.
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its like the difference between subjective travel times when moving at relativistic velocities, except the subjective travel time decreases for everywhere
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(Downside: Afterwards, you need to be really careful about the holes drifting, because their space-time distance is only, oh, about 3 seconds. If they move more than 3 light seconds closer to each other, boom. Downside 2: It's probably a royal PITA to do this with a wormhole network, especially if you're trying to expand in more than one front at once)
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@Buggy doesn't eldraeverse get around this through some weird shenanigans?
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:14 PM
and that's part of why wormhole graphs tend to be acyclic
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:14 PM
Eldraeverse… I think might run long wormholes? I'm not sure.
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and also, i can't wrap my head around how eldraeverse spacetime works
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:14 PM
It definitely does dynamic [in|de]flation but I don't know how much that actually helps
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Actually, here's an idea
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Take the other wormhole endpoint with you until the halfway point, then drop it off and have its ship fly back to the starting point.
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That way they have the same time dilation
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:15 PM
You can get the same time dilation by means of the whirligig.
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Put the whirligig on whichever side you want and it works great.
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You can get the same time dilation by means of the whirligig.
what
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:16 PM
Deflate endpoint, shove it in a cyclotron for a bit.
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Whirligig! :D
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eh, problem is that you would need to dilate the 'entrance', or end where you built the thing and a bunch of colonists are holding hammers and wood boards and patiently waiting to march through
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but if the destination is X years distant, then from your perspective the hole needs to sit in a whirligig for at least X years
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(in order for the space-time distance to equal the actual distance)
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but after that it would allow true ftl, right?
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it always allows true FTL
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but its just a PITA to manage if you don't whirligig it because if someone sneezes on it and it drifts backwards it explodes and you have to redo it all over again
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well without the time shenanigans
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but yeah you can absolutely make wormholes with space-time distance equivalent to the distance
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remember, space and time aren't linearly proportional, so if you want the time part of the distance to be closer to 0 then you just move the hole more slowly
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cursed idea
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relativity where it uses straight-up pythagorean theorem instead of lorentz transformations
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would time dilation work backwards?
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that's... a good question
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i know you can get some really fucky physics if you just switch around a sign or two
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:23 PM
if you can afford to huck a wormhole end across space you can afford to include a small particle accelerator or two
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That would be a fun way to do FTL travel
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Time dilation but it's backwards
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So to get FTL everyone on the ship goes into cyrosleep
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:23 PM
I think Alien did that
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i mean, this is what rotation looks like if you have two time-like dimensions instead of one http://gregegan.net/DICHRONAUTS/00/04.gif
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WHAT
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how would that even work tho
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 7:24 PM
but if you just go FTL Lorentz equations say you have imaginary travel times
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hyperbolas replace circles in everything
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i can get more or less space dimensions sure
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but like
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how do you do more than one time dimension
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how does causality even work
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basically
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normal space is x^2 + y^2 + z^2 < t^2
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that's the formula for a light cone
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rearranged, it's x^2 + y^2 + z^2 – t^2 < 0
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what would it be like to live in that world
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could you like
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not turn around
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but if you just replace one of the + with a -
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also yep
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also how does time do time
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in two time dimensions (edited)
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i got the idea from greg egan tbh, he wrote a entire book
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there's still only one direction of entropy
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@Buggy One of the dimensions is actual time and the other is a weird space dimension?
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(yes i know space-time but you get what i mean)
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sort of, i guess? How would you tell which is which
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i mean, keep in mind that in the 4th dimension, the universe is just a shape
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it doesn't move or anything
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yeah but to us in the universe things move
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so i guess you pretty much just pick a time dimension
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also there's the whole free will (if it exists) issue
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and quantum uncertainty
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but yeah the universe is really, really fucky
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like
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so it's not really a fixed shape, I want to say?
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light can't travel at specific anagles
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angles*
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@Buggy the real universe isn't fucky enough?
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fair enough
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but i mean, dark cones
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although to be fair our universe would seem fucky to someone from there (edited)
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this is true, it's relative
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"wait, your light can go wherever it wants?"
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but uh, you also get weird stuff with slopes
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in certain directions
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"what is this turning thing you speak of?"
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also plasmas can get negative temperatures and stuff its weird
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"you don't have side and rear eyes?"
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he also did one where the universe is pythagorean (edited)
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that is, four spacelike dimensions
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ah cool
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relatively normal, so long as you politely ignore the 4 (or 8, if you count going backwards) separate directions of entropy, greater than infinite energy, and the fact that there is no speed limit of any sort and the speed of light depends on its wavelength
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what
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"speed of light depends on its wavelength"
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FUCK
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this also means stars and stuff actually look like smears
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because the slower light takes longer to reach you
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does make it really easy to find the relative angular velocity though; just measure the angle between any particular wavelengths
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oh and you can time travel by accelerating in a circle
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what
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kill me
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well, okay
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not a circle
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if you do a circle you do time travel, but you end up with your direction of entropy reversed so you're going backwards in time
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see basically how it is is, with x^2+y^2+z^2<t^2, you can't ever 'retrace' a 4-path The term light cone is quite literal (albeit, a 4-dimensional cone that is a PITA to visualize). An object cannot be any shape that goes outside a cone centered on any position of it's 4-shape, and so it is impossible for it to loop back and touch itself like a dog that can't lick itself because it's wearing a plastic cone.
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but if the fourth dimension is spacelike, not timelike, that shape isn't a cone
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it's a sphere
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(a 4-sphere)
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so absolutely nothing is stopping you from gallavanting around the universe in whatever direction you damn well please, even if that means you can accidentally run head-first into another objects 4-line and promptly break things because it's tricky to even define 'energy' when you manage to intersect with a different direction of entropy
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and nothing is stopping you from looping around to your past, except, oops, you got turned around and your entropy vector is backwards so you are now going backwards in time and everyone involved is quite confused
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can you loop again and go back in time with a regular entropy?
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depending on when/where you pick to arrive, you'll see yourself going backwards and being confused in reverse, too.
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@Buggy How would different entropy vectors interact?
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Like, if you went back in time and landed on a planet with your entropy vector reversed
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(assuming planets still exist)
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Would the engine exhaust rise up from the planet and go back into your ship?
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well that actually happens in the book series at one point, and it's... interesting
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i'm trying to remember exactly how it went, been a few years since i read it
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also this feels like you would also have to mess immensely with quantum mechanics
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iirc, a few examples are: when they land, a lot of dust from the lander spontaneously collects in the airlock before they cycle it, and after they cycle it, it flies out and settles on the ground like it was always there. This dust came from their mothership and that came from their home planet. There's some plot-significant message written in a rock on the planet when they arrive. Just before they're going to leave, one of them sneaks out and writes it. walking around, interacting, etc is all rather strange but i don't remember specfics, i'll have to go check the e-book
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considering the standard model incorporates special relativity
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he goes into detail about QM here actually: http://gregegan.net/ORTHOGONAL/07/QM.html
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this man is insane
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he started with "hey what if i replace this - with a +" and then reinvented all of physics from that assumption
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:18 PM
of course he is, he is Greg Egan after all
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and then he said "hey what if i replace a + with a -" and he did it again
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he started with "hey what if i replace this - with a +" and then reinvented all of physics from that assumption
this sounds like something a bored superintelligence would do
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:19 PM
he is the posterchild of "scifi that has nothing to do with reality but is hard nonetheless"
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not a mere baseline
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yknow he doesn't really believe in the concept of superintelligences - he's heard of it and dismissed it
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wait a minute
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wait a fucking second
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if entropy can have different vectors
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but that possibility really sheds new light on that standing
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you can build a perpetual motion engine
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"the eternal flame"
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FUCKERS STOLE THERMODYNAMICS
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CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN PYTHAGOREAN SPACETIME
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literally the overarching plot of the whole book is that their homeworld is fucked because a galaxy with another entropy vector is intersecting it
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literally the overarching plot of the whole book is that their homeworld is fucked because a galaxy with another entropy vector is intersecting it
oh that doesn't sound good
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so they say "okay we have the resources to get a different entropy vector and so as much time as we want to invent the technology to save our planet"
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"Once."
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"We're also going to have to invent a way to get back."
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so they say "okay we have the resources to get a different entropy vector and so as much time as we want to invent the technology to save our planet"
Ah because time dilation works in reverse
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So presumably they rig up whatever the equivalent of an Orion drive is in this universe and blast a generation ship full of scientists off
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close, but it's actually much earlier tech
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so matter is a bit... weird
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:23 PM
aw shit, here we go again
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it's not inherently stable sort of how like atoms would not be stable if not for QM keeping electrons from falling in to the nucleus
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so matter is a bit... weird
well yeah because both quantum mechanics and thermodynamics are utterly fucked
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one consequence of this is that liquids don't really exist, or rather if they do exist it's a bit like something in the middle of combustion/exploding
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you have powders and gasses and that's about it
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so the planet has no oceans
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how does chemistry even allow life
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you have powders and gasses and that's about it
what, no crystals?
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well plants can just make energy from nothing and the main limit is getting rid of waste heat, but yeah life is weird
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er, sorry no
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you have normal solids too
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but the closest things to liquids are powder and gas
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well plants can just make energy from nothing and the main limit is getting rid of waste heat, but yeah life is weird
plants broke thermodynamics lmao
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:26 PM
eh powders are basically liquids if you get enough of them
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if you can make energy from nothing then surely you can disappear energy into nothing, right?
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if you can make energy from nothing then surely you can disappear energy into nothing, right?
hopefully
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but a consequence of this is, all matter is 'combustible', keeping in mind it's not combustion that requires oxygen, it's just heating up matter enough to force it out of ti's metastable state
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otherwise the universe would get too hot and burn everything to death
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so, rock can burn. Thankfully, it's just pretty hard to ignite
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organic matter can burn rather more easily
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so, rock can burn. Thankfully, it's just pretty hard to ignite
Everything has a dose of ClF3 in it, as a treat
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and the equivalent of coal in-universe is, well
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its basically like solid rocket fuel
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and so, you see there was this one mountain...
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you can probably guess where this is going.
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how exactly do you reach c with SRBs
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:29 PM
mountain blasted itself into space, I hope
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how exactly do you reach c with SRBs
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after they carved it into a colony ship, yes
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there is no c
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There's no universal speed of light, yes
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But wouldn't there be some speed that is the maximum before you go back in time?
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or am i stupid
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yes, they basically had to counteract their velocity along their former entropy vector
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i'm not sure how fast it was but it was a much much less daunting task than getting close to c in our universe would be
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yeah i don't think srbs are gonna cut that
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i'd have to read a bunch to figure out how much d/v they needed, but Egan didn't skimp on the math anywhere else so i figure that his reasoning is sound there
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fair
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i guess instead of a nuclear reactor or something they'd just use the hydroponics for power lmao
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but yeah, technology-wise they were somewhere before the industrial revolution i think
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oh god
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and they see these streaks in the sky, and scientists had conveniently worked out a lot of the basic math at that point and realized "oh hey that's really dangerous we should do something"
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and we never really got to see the whole 'scientists talking to a brick wall' dance because not long afterwards one hit their moon
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and it ignited.
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fuck
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wait there's no oxygen on the- ah all matter is combustible right
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and so with due haste under the illumination of a burning moon, they carved out a mountain, put a bunch of supplies on it, picked a bunch of colonists and set them off with a mission statement of 'oh god oh fuck please figure out how to keep us from dying thanks'
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and then the second and third book are about the progression of that arkship society and their exploration of the nature of their universe
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its a very interesting book series IMO, provided you can tolerate graphs and diagrams in a fiction book (edited)
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because there are more than a few
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oh i just remembered a key detail about combustion
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:41 PM
My usual advice of "don't show, inhabit" doesn't work when the world you're attempting to inhabit is so incredibly fucking weird compared to ours
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so you said SRBs don't really have enough acceleration d/v, this would be true (edited)
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here's the thing, 'combustion'/destabilization of matter is a atomic process
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the energies are scaled accordingly
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EVERYTHING IS A NUKE
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slowly
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but yes
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2020 8:43 PM
ah, Wells-grade atomic bombs that burn for days
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and the mountain SRB burns for over a year
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don't remember the acceleration exactly but i think it was engineered to be on par with surface gravity
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jesus
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WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. KENTUCKY. FRIED. FUCK.
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physics yo
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i believe in TRADITIONAL VIKING VALUES like genderfluidity, polyamory, and legalizing killing someone for calling you a slur
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see basically how it is is, with x^2+y^2+z^2<t^2, you can't ever 'retrace' a 4-path The term light cone is quite literal (albeit, a 4-dimensional cone that is a PITA to visualize). An object cannot be any shape that goes outside a cone centered on any position of it's 4-shape, and so it is impossible for it to loop back and touch itself like a dog that can't lick itself because it's wearing a plastic cone.
timecone of shame 🤣 🤣
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Only problem is one of the “slurs” that was grounds for holmgang https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergi?wprov=sfti1
Ergi (noun) and argr (adjective) are two Old Norse terms of insult, denoting effeminacy or other unmanly behavior. Argr (also ragr) is "unmanly" and ergi is "unmanliness"; the terms have cognates in other Germanic languages such as earh, earg, arag, arug, and so on.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 8:24 AM
@KAL_9000 SAME SAME SAME
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/16/2020 9:11 AM
F to all the games written for Flash
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 9:35 AM
🇫 to Neopets
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AzzyCry
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2020 11:23 AM
@KAL_9000 You'll much prefer this journalism on the launch. Sadly I can't directly link because access issues : "SpaceX took a Starship prototype out for a test that achieved the best of both worlds — all the required data for SpaceX, and an entertaining Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly (otherwise known as an explosive crash) for viewers."
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meanwhile at Astra:
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'you can't keep claiming every launch is a success if you keep crashing' 'sorry did we run out of exclamation points?'
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TLDR: be a weeb and you have the coolest mask
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I've got a wolf-face mask.
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sdschildberg 12/16/2020 4:45 PM
natural energy source as start of war
“Yeah my fantasy is 100% original no cues from reality”
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100% original
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no cues from reality
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Greg Egan intensifies
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natural energy source as start of war
“Yeah my fantasy is 100% original no cues from reality”
well it's always a magic crystal and not oil or helium-3 or whatever
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sdschildberg 12/16/2020 4:46 PM
You best believe that the generic fantasy world has at least a tropey Desert Area (example: zelda’s Gerudo especially in the newer games) btw. Also “barbarians”
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ah, yes. Fantasy racism.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 4:48 PM
Oh yes
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And elves
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oh and decent odds on glorifying battle and death
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because lets just gloss over the widows and the orphans and the fear/blood/smell and the "OH GOD MY SPLEEN"
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nah battle is epic yo
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 4:50 PM
BAAAAATTTLLLEEEEEE
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peri_fightme
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sdschildberg 12/16/2020 4:51 PM
you best belive that state level entity vs state level entity (not just states because of all the churches and the occasional "XCOM-with-a-states") conflcit will be romanticized
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oh and decent odds on glorifying battle and death
Because those totally existed in real life and weren't just propaganda[/sarc]
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ah, the spleen. The greatest lie ever created by the propaganda machine
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guys rate my alternate cold war
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sdschildberg 12/16/2020 5:06 PM
What would non-aligned be? That COD battle royale?
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What would non-aligned be? That COD battle royale?
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sdschildberg
What would non-aligned be? That COD battle royale?
TF2 (edited)
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Who's who there?
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Rowling, Martin, Tolkien, Lovecraft.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:25 PM
Martin...the guy who wrote Redwall?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
...
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Martin...the guy who wrote Redwall?
a song of ice and fire
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
you know that tv show
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that was kind of popular
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and it suddenly started sucking a couple years back just before it ended
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that one?
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
Ohhhh
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
he wrote the books
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
Oh yeah
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 5:26 PM
that show was based on
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Some guy named, George was it?
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Martin < Tolkien < Rowling < Lovecraft in terms of increasing levels of racism
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Martin...the guy who wrote Redwall?
You're thinking of Brian Jacques
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:27 PM
Ahhhh
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J.R.R. Tolkien is amazing.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 5:27 PM
@KAL_9000 let's be honest, Lovecraft had more racism in his left index finger than the other authors put together
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J.K. Rowling is okay.
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H. P. Lovecraft, I haven't read, and I'm not sure I really want to.
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G.R.R. Martin, I haven't really read, but I do want to at some point.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:29 PM
Yeah, his works are freaking scary
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:29 PM
Lovecraft is great fun.
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His work is also super racist if you look even a bit below the surface, so that's fun too.
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In some cases it's right there on the surface.
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:31 PM
aye
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also his cat's name was… ouch :V
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But the outer gods are great otherwise!
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:31 PM
Wait what was his cat's name?
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....oh
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the n-word
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:32 PM
Niggerman
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@0111narwhalz please no actual slurs here
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:32 PM
yeah, great guy V:
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:32 PM
Bruh
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Bruh
lovecraft's entire life was one long bruh moment
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:32 PM
I'll let our host decide if it should stay :V
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I mean about 90% of his stuff was "holy shit something could be different and unfamiliar? aaaa"
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which is kind of why it still hits I think?
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I read crude imitations once in a while and they're shite. Maybe it takes someone genuinely afraid of math to make hyperbolic space scary.
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I read crude imitations once in a while and they're shite. Maybe it takes someone genuinely afraid of math to make hyperbolic space scary.
Lovecraft didn't have the constitution for math
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:37 PM
The one story that I know the best (and that scares me the most) is the one about how the universe is really the dream of some eldritch god
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And how he'll wake up soon and we will all be annihilated completely
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:38 PM
hmm… not sure I remember which one that is…
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 5:38 PM
I don't either haha
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:38 PM
there are a lot of things running in the dreamland but the dreamland operates independently of any particular dreamer
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0111narwhalz
hmm… not sure I remember which one that is…
azathoth
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Ruling: facts and hearsay (like historical names) are not slurs. Slurs require intent to slur. This ruling brought to you by the censoring of The Dam Busters and just how annoying that was.
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Honestly Lovecraft, as a person, feels almost like a caricature of himself at times.
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:46 PM
mmm, had a hankering for cassarole lately
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casserole
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(...what. the. fuck. Apparently they removed the dog in question's tombstone and replaced it with one without his name on it, lest a common name for a black lab in 1943 offend the grievously simple-minded. 'Scuse me. Got to kill some folk.)
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they should have at just put a note on it
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like "this was the name of a racist person's dog"
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:52 PM
Alistair gonna show up in an incandescent rage
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Figuratively or literally?
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:53 PM
Yes.
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In 1943 in the UK, no-one would have recognized that as a racial slur, 'cause it turns out the whole world doesn't revolve around American racial shitfuckery.
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(The 1950s and later, yes, because there were a lot more Yanks around.)
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Just, y'know, a name derived from fucking Latin.
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 5:54 PM
"mommy, how are new words made?"
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...I wonder if it would count as vandalism to remove the name on the tombstone, or to add it back
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i guess it depends on who owns it?
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The RAF, I believe.
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RAF? Is that the lovecraft estate or one of his descendants?
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oh
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Royal Air Force?
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i'd just google it but it's proving as hard as i expected to find the grave of a specific dog from 80 years ago
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"mommy, how are new words made?"
when a mommy phoneme and a daddy phoneme love each other very much... (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 6:01 PM
eh maybe s/phoneme/morpheme/ but sure :V
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Nigger was a male black labrador retriever belonging to Wing Commander Guy Gibson of the Royal Air Force, and the mascot of No. 617 Squadron. Gibson owned the dog when he was previously a member of 106 Squadron. Nigger often accompanied Gibson on training flights and was a great favourite of the members of both 106 and 617 Squadrons. He was note...
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Put in a warning or don't, but don't change it just for the sake of political correctness.
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Lovecraft didn't have the constitution for math
He had a lot of phobias.
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Fish for instance
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ah, thank you
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did not realize it was a different dog. Makes much more sense for a squadron dog to be in a RAF cemetary
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:18 PM
Awwww what a good doggo. Poor thing.
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This entire discussion has been a major source of drama in law blogs I follow
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Awwww what a good doggo. Poor thing.
shame about his name tho
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 7:03 PM
Yup.
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patrolpensive
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Nope. Because it was his name first. If we make contact with the Rigellians and it turns out that your name is a horrendous racial slur against those methane-breathing fucks, it doesn’t retroactively make your name suck. Causality doesn’t work that way.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 7:16 PM
@KAL_9000 lovecraft barely understood what non-euclidean geometry actually was
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iirc
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Nope. Because it was his name first. If we make contact with the Rigellians and it turns out that your name is a horrendous racial slur against those methane-breathing fucks, it doesn’t retroactively make your name suck. Causality doesn’t work that way.
it was pretty common knowledge that that name was a racial slur
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even at the time
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England. 1930s, probably, when he got his name. Not a time and place that cared a great deal about the bizarre peccadilloes of ex-colonials. (edited)
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(As a great many black GIs noticed when visiting during the contemporaneous scuffle.)
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England. 1930s, probably, when he got his name. Not a time and place that cared a great deal about the bizarre peccadilloes of ex-colonials. (edited)
ah is the n-word a mainly american slur?
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never knew that
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 7:35 PM
Me neither
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this seems a bit doubtful to me tbh
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ah is the n-word a mainly american slur?
I think it's more that the Brits didn't have much contact with the black people they exploited overseas.
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LMAO
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It was . By the 50s or so, it was familiar to everyone because of transatlantic interchange. But it was always an import; we had our own slurs for everyone.
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(Trust me on this; one of my grandmothers was in favor of deporting everyone insufficiently English starting with the bloody Normans.)
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(Trust me on this; one of my grandmothers was in favor of deporting everyone insufficiently English starting with the bloody Normans.)
deport only the N*rmans and you have a deal
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I mean it certainly had less social salience than today but we have records of Charles Darwin playfully using that slur in his courtship with Emma Wedgwood, in the 1840s: https://www.age-of-the-sage.org/emma_charles_darwin_letters.html
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(wait, that was Emma's letter to him)
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But also less social salience inasmuch as it wasn’t the southern US and the US was only getting started exporting its neuroses to the rest of the planet. (Eagleland Osmosis, it’s a helluva drug.)
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But also less social salience inasmuch as it wasn’t the southern US and the US was only getting started exporting its neuroses to the rest of the planet. (Eagleland Osmosis, it’s a helluva drug.)
Rest of the planet?
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you think so small?
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It still clearly had enough social salience to be used in these semi-demeaning contexts, Including for this unfortunate black lab. (edited)
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My friend, the Moon is rightful American territory!
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((I mean, basically every culture has practiced slavery at one time or another, but it’s only the US that has turned that particular regrettable part of its history into a national psychosis. Fetish, almost. We’ve all done bad things; nations tend to. But not all of us live there in perpetuity.))
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Historically, the N-word – one of the most hated and hateful in the English language – has been associated with the USA.  Archive Hour producer Colin Grant explores the legacy of this controversial and hateful word.
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((I mean, basically every culture has practiced slavery at one time or another, but it’s only the US that has turned that particular regrettable part of its history into a national psychosis. Fetish, almost. We’ve all done bad things; nations tend to. But not all of us live there in perpetuity.))
It's not slavery in and of itself as the aftereffects it's had on American culture for the century and a half since it was abolished
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yep, and the century of institutional Jim Crow.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/16/2020 8:08 PM
Is this edging into many small biting insects territory?
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Particularly how it was "justified" using newfangled "racism" rather than the usual mixture of war/debts/heathenry.
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And the half-century of institutional police brutality, etc.
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but this will soon stray from history into ticks
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It’s not like other countries haven’t also abolished slavery and/or been complete dicks for a long time thereafter. And yet.
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But yes, politics arrives.
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The States are one of the few British colonies where the descendants of racial slaves make up a significant portion of the population, and haven't taken over the government like in the Caribbean.
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2020 9:04 PM
ahhem
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I know the irish convicts sent to australia get glossed as criminals, but considering the 'crimes' were often extremely petty things that were sentenced to 20+ years slave labour, and yes the british explicitly called it slave labour, I would like to point out that there is another british colony where the descendants of racial slaves make up the majority of the population and we didn't violently overthrow our government and still managed to get our act together
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also: note blackbirding.
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bahaha
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“Purebreeding”
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 9:23 AM
Turbulence
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So you cannot ring my DOOR BELL because someone changed it into a British HOTEL BOOKING WEBSITE #InternetOfShit cc @InternetOfShit https://t.co/WUlTYZUK7I
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Reminds me of that Arthur C. Clarke story, "Reunion"
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VulpixFangirl 12/17/2020 1:26 PM
Aww yeah I'd play that
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Hilarious, yes. Serious? No.
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 4:23 PM
The "S" in "IoT" stands for security
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Internet of Things
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'Things' mostly being viruses
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people think it means stuff like washers or thermostats, a common mistake
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When I first heard the term "Internet of Things", one of my first thoughts is that is was a euphemism for porn.
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this meme made after spending five minutes on the cursed site
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 9:05 PM
Did you leave the CrW section?
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Did you leave the CrW section?
yes but then it's filled with people yelling at each other about basically nothing
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CrW is the least shitty part of it
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 9:09 PM
The War Room is generally pretty decent
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The War Room is generally pretty decent
Fair
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CrW's big problem is that it needs to branch out
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It's the same three or four fandoms with an occasional original work
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 9:10 PM
exempting the Worm subforum, the top six threads are entirely different settings
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exempting the Worm subforum, the top six threads are entirely different settings
The Worm subforum is like half the works lmao
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But I get your point
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 9:11 PM
And, you can exempt it from viewing the CrW forum
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Enderminion
And, you can exempt it from viewing the CrW forum
Yeah, tis true
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RE: meme
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not sure why exactly rwby is so popular on spacebattles
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from what very little i know of it it doesn't seem very "sci-fi" (edited)
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which is spacebattles' whole schtick
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Enderminion 12/17/2020 9:13 PM
more sci fi y than Worm
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which started on SB iirc
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...I don't get it, how is that fascist?
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are all historic ideals fascist? Didn't the greeks have quorum democracy for a while?
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i mean it's rude to refer to people as freaks like that, but fascist it is not.
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(The actual content of the thread is - not good)
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(And goes more explictly into stuff like "People having freedom is bad" and "The problem with the freaks is that they don't have normal kids")
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The screenshot is a very unproductive way of communicating that though
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ah, fair enough yeah, didn't that the response might be to another part of the thread
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i don't use twitter at all so i'm not familiar with it having threads, i just thought it was mainly single messages and the multi-message thing was a rare ad-hoc thing
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No see, the problem with the single messages is that they're too short, and the improvised solution is to be able to wire them up into chains
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yeah but, they're supposed to be short
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 9:51 PM
also they're saying having disabilities or being unusual makes one a 'freak'
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that's the point of twitter its for short messages
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the 140 character limit is entirely arbitrary and intentful
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 9:51 PM
yes but people no longer use it for that
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No twitter is now just a social media site with a quirk (edited)
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That requires incredibly stupid formating on everything you say
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i guess it must've devolved a bit yeah.
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all life converges into crabs, all social media converges into forums
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 9:52 PM
since tumblr got nerfed and G+ got destroyed, people have migrated to twitter because it is slightly less of a siloed disaster than Facebook, not because it's actually optimal
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all life converges into crabs, all social media converges into forums
I wish; twitter is still awful
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(not that I use it personally, but it's sufficently omnipresent that I catch a lot of it by being linked there)
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personally, i just stay away from social media as much as possible
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except discord i guess
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but i don't use discord for much, almost all of the servers i'm on are game servers where i just use it as a update log and for reporting the occasional bug or asking the occasional question
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 10:00 PM
I use discord and IRC for chatting, tumblr for following creatives, and sclaugh for blogging. Technically I have a twitter but I only use it for entering competitions
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I don't consider discord/IRC to be social media exactly? They feel more like - communication mediums to me, in the manner of email/letters/phone-calls?
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I guess they're a bit of both
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Due to the, like, public/group nature of them
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(I use discord for chatting, tumblr for following/content aggregation, dreamwidth for blogging. No twitter, facebook for staying in touch with IRL people who don't have a discord)
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hmm yeah
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...I don't get it, how is that fascist?
What Morgrim said, first of all, and second of all it trips some of the heuristics i have for identifying these sort of crypto-fash... (edited)
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(in particular, the whole idea of returning to an imagined/idealized past is a popular trope for these types)
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(The actual content of the thread is - not good)
Do you have a link to the thread?
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Yes but tbh I'm not sure continuing the conversation is good under no-ticks rules; I'll dm it to you maybe?
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I don’t think this guy understands what “freedom” is.
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Changing the subject...
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I don’t think this guy understands what “freedom” is.
see above
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also who tf doesn't want catgirls?
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To apply the 'verse spin to it, he seems to have some idea what freedom is, he just thinks people shouldn't have it. But, hey, unlike so many of the Evil Slavemongers (tm), at least he comes right out and tells you so, which is laudable in its way. (It's nowhere near laudable enough that right-thinking people won't shoot him in the head on general principle, but they'll respect him marginally more before, during, and after.)
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👏 Death 👏 To 👏 Fascists 👏
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(also commies but this guy's very clearly a fascist)
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Dármódan xalakhassár hál!
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2020 8:24 AM
in my experience a lot of "commies" are more "socialists-who-don't-know-this-is-an-option", which makes them MUCH easier to work with; you can actually point out productive ways of achieving their goals and many go "sweet! I can totally do this!" and step back a bit from the ledge. Fascists, on the other hand, tend to be like drug addictions: they won't budge until they hit rock bottom as a result of it.
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communism bad
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Sweetie BOT 12/18/2020 8:24 AM
COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK ON THE ROAD TO FREEDOM
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in my experience a lot of "commies" are more "socialists-who-don't-know-this-is-an-option", which makes them MUCH easier to work with; you can actually point out productive ways of achieving their goals and many go "sweet! I can totally do this!" and step back a bit from the ledge. Fascists, on the other hand, tend to be like drug addictions: they won't budge until they hit rock bottom as a result of it.
see: people calling bernie sanders a communist
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but ticks means i will not elaborate
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Eh. They're still people who believe they have the right to impose unchosen obligations on others, which in Fundamental Contract-terms puts you in the Bad Place. It's just, y'know, up on the third or fourth circle instead of straight to the ninth.
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2020 8:29 AM
I guess I see it in terms of fundamental motivations. Most fascists have a fundamental motivation of "I want [chosen group] to dominate". There's not really much to work with there. Most communist (or somewhat naive people leaning that way) have a fundamental motivation of "if we have enough resources for everyone's basic needs to be met, why AREN'T they met?" and you've got scope to do things with that.
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Solving the latter is an admirable goal
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Just not the way that commies think they should
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Well, there's a rather fundamental problem there expressed in the word "we". But anyway, and shunning that particular debate, their - and my, I suppose - issue with it isn't motivational, it's methodological. We stop caring about motivation the moment the plan gets to "so, basically, this is where the [initiatory] violence is inherent in the system". (edited)
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Well, there's a rather fundamental problem there expressed in the word "we". But anyway, and shunning that particular debate, their - and my, I suppose - issue with it isn't motivational, it's methodological. We stop caring about motivation the moment the plan gets to "so, basically, this is where the [initiatory] violence is inherent in the system". (edited)
"we" as the human race i believe
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Robert Welch Jr’s "everyone who disagrees with me is a commie, even Eisenhower!" meme hasn't helped. (edited)
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"we" as the human race i believe
The only species that get to treat that we as a moral actor are singleton hive minds.
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changing the subject
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last of us part ii bad and didn't deserve goty etc. etc.
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(As a final sidenote, at some point I should probably introduce the Sunaríäd - lit. "Most Brightly Shining" - faction, who are in essence your friendly local eldrae supremacists. Of course, unlike all those would-be supremacists out there who seem to have something of an inferiority complex, they would never, ever go around oppressing, exploiting, or exterminating anyone. Only insecure and not-actually-superior species do that sort of thing. It's really beneath people as awesome, shiny, and all-around perfect as they are. If anything, they're notably more charitable than the mode, because being unquestionably supreme does create something of a sense of noblesse oblige towards the entire galaxy of poor, unfortunate untersophen .)
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(Which is not to say that they aren't a bunch of arrogant, condescending jerks who think the Light of the Flame Itself shines right out of their buttholes. They are. But at least they're helpful arrogant, condescending, bright-assed jerks?)
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2020 8:48 AM
the embodiment of the virtue signal?
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"here, take that cornucopia machine you barbarian!"
08:49
tsundere eldrae
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Cornflakes
tsundere eldrae
cursed
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0111narwhalz
the embodiment of the virtue signal?
Well, I'm pretty certain that's what they think the butt-glow is.
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I would have thought the Magen Corporate were the eldraic supremacists
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The Magen Corporate don't really have any racial hangups; that would get in the way of the pursuit of their ideology.
08:54
"From each according to their capabilities; to me according to my wants."
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based ideology
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Well, I'm pretty certain that's what they think the butt-glow is.
0111narwhalz 12/18/2020 8:59 AM
Ah yes, Virtue-Soph. Called by the image of an asterisk projected onto the sky.
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Although, to be fair, unlike most virtue signallers, the Sunaríäd actually do try to live up to their own hype. It's not like they're any more resistant to the pain of cognitive dissonance than anyone else 'round those parts.
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40k meme
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The Fascist, but Inefficient trope as used in popular culture. Those Wacky Nazis. Sure, they might be brutal and genocidal, but at least they can make trains …
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KAL_9000
40k meme
sdschildberg 12/18/2020 10:01 AM
Chaos: both a direct military threat to be on the brink of loosing to and a internal threat which can nearly be quashed It’s literally perfect for propaganda
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Chaos: both a direct military threat to be on the brink of loosing to and a internal threat which can nearly be quashed It’s literally perfect for propaganda
It's not a true fascist dictatorship unless the secret police is at war with itself!
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... there are secret polices that aren't at war with themselves?
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Even if the right hand does know what the left is doing, thought-crimes just have too much promotion potential!
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sdschildberg 12/18/2020 10:11 AM
Also “shoutouts” to the SW fans who retroactively added in a true external threat for the Empire to defeat
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2020 10:19 AM
wat
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... I believe this was the big star-wars EU arc about extra-galactic invaders that the empire had been secretly preparing to fight? Or something like that?
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sdschildberg 12/18/2020 10:21 AM
That one
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Wasn't it just Thrawn tho? (edited)
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That's how I recall it.
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I have a hard time not seeing Magen as, slavers, basically
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You should; they are. There's a good reason the Empire really hates the Corporate.
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Now that's the cyberpunk dystopia
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Hell, yes. Even to the perpetual rain.
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sdschildberg 12/18/2020 11:11 AM
MagenCorp presents: CyberWorld <setting near future>
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I’ve noticed a lot of Shadowrun players forget why extraction jobs exist and just treat them as kidnapping for hire.
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It's because the Megas brought indentured servitude back/
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sdschildberg 12/18/2020 11:55 AM
yeah cyberpunk games are in an odd place by definition. it's the curse of the media-about-war but worse
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Mercenary work is easy to adapt to nearly any cast of characters.
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VulpixFangirl 12/18/2020 5:30 PM
Awesome
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I shall purchase them and know all
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:06 AM
Posted in r/memes by u/xoneflybrrr • 17,943 points and 93 comments
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for me it's ironic because i hate gooey cheese
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:10 AM
You'll hate it even more once you know they do tons of shit to it before filming to make it gooey like that
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oh yeah food photography is barely food half the time
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elmers glue for milk, nails to keep the food down, etc
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:11 AM
National Geographic Kids ran an article about that
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reminds me of display food - either its fake or you wouldn't want to eat it if you could
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:12 AM
Blew my little mind
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I couldn't believe the advertisers would engage in D E C E P T I O N
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scandalous!
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:12 AM
Gosh I was so naive
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steven_smol1
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Oh yeah I also believed that if I drew a picture of all my favorite fictional characters coming to life and living with me and put it under my bed, my "dream just might come true!"
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Because that's what it said in their feng shui feature
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I made such an effort to be thorough
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Drew our whole lives together
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0111narwhalz 12/19/2020 12:14 AM
alas, it is not so easy one must engage in forbidden sophotech
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 12:14 AM
Even drew us sitting on clouds with angel wings and halos
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Just to make sure the 101 Dalmatians wouldn't poof away after I grew up or something
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I even drew a scribble to indicate all the puppies
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.....and after all that my parents wouldn't let me put it under my bed
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Either that or I forgot
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greg_sigh
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based
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reject skeleton
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return to slime mold
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the hierarchy of self is unwarranted coercion
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Aren't there intracellular hierarchies in slime molds and such? The mitochondria are forced to make energy for the benefit of all the other organelles. The system is centrally planned by the DNA and whatever.
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Thus, reject slime mold return to primitive replicator.
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and allow for molecules to subjugate and forcibly recruit single atoms or smaller molecules? I think not!
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reject life
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return to quark-gluon plasma
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stop thought suppression! let that "jump" impulse run free!
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gluons project their morals onto quarks, forcing them to always group up
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it's oppression, i say!
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and dont even begin with gravity
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So, less memory than Keanu Reeves’ headware? (edited)
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sdschildberg 12/19/2020 2:36 PM
Somewhere, a new doesn’t have a corresponding delete
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 3:28 PM
friskFacePalm
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sdschildberg 12/19/2020 3:31 PM
Turns out that the part that the deadline chopped off was all the bug fixes
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VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 1:35 PM
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WTF YouTube
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What is wrong with you
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Use your words
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i can understand what they mean tho
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VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 4:04 PM
What do they mean Cornflakes?
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BluejayHurricane 12/20/2020 4:12 PM
You're terrible.
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BluejayHurricane
You're terrible.
I live to please!
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BluejayHurricane 12/20/2020 4:13 PM
It's a little screwy, though. I keep seeing it moving like the video, and it should only be an image. Vision is a weird thing
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VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 4:13 PM
What is this?
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shake your head
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what if we transcended humanity and became inscrutable and incomprehensible eldritch monstrosities with an insatiable desire to feast upon this broken reality together, and we were both girls? 🥺👉👈
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eldritch beings transcend the concept of gender
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well obviously
17:28
sometimes you still want to smooch girls though
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Eldritch beings transcend the concept of gender, unless they don't want to.
17:45
Honestly, what sort of universe would it be if you couldn't have multidimensional space-time knot lesbians?
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VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 6:42 PM
Killer gulls (edited)
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(note: take the vaccine you idiots)
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I waved my hands around a bunch of old people in a nursing home, and some of them died. That sounds dangerous to me!
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Can’t trust humans to follow all the study restrictions
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Can’t trust humans to follow all the study restrictions
humans like sex
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this is known
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And they're too lazy to take the proper precautions
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lol yes
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(a thespian on a lesbian)
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(binks on the sphinx)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2020 10:33 PM
nO
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You've heard about the elf on the shelf, now get ready for... https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/670339894610231306/790182858291150848/zuxf13ouv7661.png
VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 11:34 PM
10/10, would buy
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VulpixFangirl
What do they mean Cornflakes?
in order, top to down: funny videos music meditation/self help/"be nice to people" conspiracy theories (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/20/2020 11:41 PM
Amazing
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You cracked the code!
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pearl_wellactually2
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i get too much exposure to marketing it seems
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(marketing dept)
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this is not the way
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oh whoops
23:51
did not scroll down all the way
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I want to know why the English students one meme has an Imperium of Man emblem on the hat
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Hmm, maybe the meme-maker found an Imperial Guard version.
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sdschildberg 12/21/2020 5:11 PM
I want the original IOM meme
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What a fucking headline
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fucking headline
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also, the headline seems to be 3 long for this dude
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VulpixFangirl 12/22/2020 7:47 PM
Mozart was a catboy
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Mozart was a catboy (edited)
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@Unknown
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Cattboyyyyy
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 7:48 PM
👀
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Haaaa well uh
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r/TiL
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VulpixFangirl 12/22/2020 7:48 PM
The more you know
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do i uh, do i want to know the context?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/23/2020 12:25 AM
>Latex in name >Dronification Ambassador >Transfem? Fetish account detected
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sdschildberg 12/23/2020 11:35 AM
While we’re making fun of military science fiction fandoms HALO fans can get irritating
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Is that hard sf? I mean, they've got flash cloning and an ancient human interstellar empire.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/23/2020 12:18 PM
^that
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depending how flash the cloning is, it could just be good and fast nanofacture...
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While we’re making fun of military science fiction fandoms HALO fans can get irritating
Great games, great lore, horrifying fandom
12:57
The most irritating thing about 40k is that it's supposed to be over-the-top stupid fighting, that's its whole purpose
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But way too many people take it seriously
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tbf it is a lot easier to take seriously than a lot of other similar things.
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BluejayHurricane 12/23/2020 12:59 PM
There are a certain number of inmates running the asylum, yes.
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If all you want is the fighting, might as well just play Violence: The Role-Playing Game of Egregious and Repulsive Bloodshed .
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(Yes, it exists; PDF here: http://www.costik.com/Violence%20RPG1.pdf )
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DSD [He/They] 12/23/2020 1:04 PM
Gratuitous Space Battles (video game) is good. (edited)
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If all you want is the fighting, might as well just play Violence: The Role-Playing Game of Egregious and Repulsive Bloodshed .
ah, but there are no fun-looking plastic miniatures
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therefore it is inferior to 40k
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Use your friends and family.
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Or better yet, your 3D printer, which costs approximately all the money less per miniature than a visit to Games Sweatshop.
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VulpixFangirl 12/23/2020 1:09 PM
@Unknown
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When you get a chance
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You need to know that this exists
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As does everyone
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fair
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VulpixFangirl 12/23/2020 1:12 PM
We have finally found something more grimdark than 40k
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"i like 40k for the lore" no you don't you like future crusaders fighting Australians in space hell
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VulpixFangirl 12/23/2020 1:13 PM
ikindalikethelore
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Okay, so I was just flipping through my copy of V:tR-PGoEaRB, and ran across this: "Come to think of it, that’s the most frightening aspect of all this. It’s not merely that high-powered, deadly weapons are so easily available; nor that they’re in the possession of evil psychotic scumbags; but that these assholes barely know how to use them." It occurs to me that Imperial culture's distinctive design philosophy may actually save a lot of lives here, what with all those high-tech, ultimately customizable, controllable-in-fine-detail weapons.
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Inasmuch as Joe Ganger may well be able to buy a Carnifex that fell off the back of a somewhat bloodstained truck, but he's likely to be shanked by whoever he wanted to shoot while he's still [learning to] reading the instruction manual.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/23/2020 1:17 PM
I shall take a look at this ^ouo^
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Also I like the lore of 40k too
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(Sure, it's ultimately a point-and-click interface, but you have to go through the setup first , belike.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/23/2020 5:56 PM
I'm giggling because in 40k a Carnifex is the stock "big bitey monster" of the tyrannids and I like the idea of someone buying an illegal pet chitin-dinosaur and trying to figure out how to teach it tricks
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I'm giggling because in 40k a Carnifex is the stock "big bitey monster" of the tyrannids and I like the idea of someone buying an illegal pet chitin-dinosaur and trying to figure out how to teach it tricks
DSD [He/They] 12/23/2020 6:27 PM
That is something I can imagine Magos Biologis Kildhar (from Ciaphas Cain) doing.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2020 6:33 PM
@Morgrim Moon That was also the first thing I thought of, and that's so much the right energy for an Empire-flavored stupid badguy 😛
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2020 6:41 PM
"You know, I thought this was supposed to be a big gun... But then, esseli weapons designers cook up weird stuff. Maybe that's what this thing about "brainleech devourer" is all about?" "Why is it eating my face?!"
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Morgrim Moon 12/23/2020 6:44 PM
(I actually have a converted tyrannid ripper model somewhere, sculpted to be curled up with its tail over it's nose like a napping fox. It used to be on my Druchii beastmaster model)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2020 6:50 PM
Creepy-cute 😛
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VulpixFangirl 12/23/2020 7:47 PM
That is the most adorable thing ever
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wpiHug
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/23/2020 8:46 PM
Wait so whuzzis
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It looks like an aggregate supply/demand chart (edited)
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Negative externalities.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/23/2020 10:30 PM
What’re those?
02:39
сука блять, Dmitri, you forgot to attach satellite!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/24/2020 3:01 AM
Satellite uses ethanol as fuel! Am checking fuel quality.
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lots of landing clamps
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visible struts and support beams holding the rocket together
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its on the launch pad and a giant piece is missing
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is this KSP?
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 12:49 PM
🅱️elka moment (edited)
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sdschildberg
🅱️elka moment (edited)
Belka did nothing wrong
12:52
War crimes, smore crimes
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Their use of Atomic Weapons was just awful you want to bomb enemy population centers
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 1:01 PM
<<It’s time>>
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Does this story involve Sacrifice Bombs?
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 2:03 PM
In the sense of “nuking onself to stall/stop an enemy advance”?
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Well, that would be a slightly less exotic interpretation.
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I was going with the "if there is power in human sacrifice, then a ritually engraved nuke and a handy population center is just the thing for when you need lots of power NOW".
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/24/2020 2:07 PM
Ace Combat only has bullshit aerodynamics/economics, not maho (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2020 2:07 PM
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 4:27 PM
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VulpixFangirl 12/24/2020 7:08 PM
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 7:11 PM
Troll face is back but unironically
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Along with chain letters.
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VulpixFangirl 12/24/2020 7:34 PM
Don't you want Santa to give present?
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Not that much
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 7:41 PM
We have reverted back to 2010 memes and internet behavior in reaction to 2020
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VulpixFangirl 12/24/2020 7:43 PM
I mean can you blame us?
19:43
Who doesn't wish we were in 2010 instead?
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sdschildberg 12/24/2020 7:44 PM
Fuck it, if jan 2021 is shit we’re bringing fucking Nyan Cat back
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VulpixFangirl 12/24/2020 7:44 PM
Nyan nyan nyan
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Hmmmmmmmm
20:05
Honestly, not really. I was a junior at college who couldn't get an internship in 2010.
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VulpixFangirl
Who doesn't wish we were in 2010 instead?
me
20:08
I want to be in 2030
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VulpixFangirl 12/24/2020 8:08 PM
Okay okay fair
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I wanna be in the age of space travel
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Ten years past the Age of Corona and Orange Man
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(is orange man bad ticks or just a generally agreed-upon opinion? the world may never know)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/24/2020 8:25 PM
Broadly it smells ticky to me, though it's pretty broadly agreed that the man himself is an uncouth buffoon. Phrasing it as "orange man bad" has lots of tribal freighting, though. My word is just an opinion, but unless I miss my guess it's not a terribly atypical one.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/24/2020 8:45 PM
Ticks as far as I’m concerned.
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BluejayHurricane 12/24/2020 8:46 PM
^^^
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an odd combination
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I was going with the "if there is power in human sacrifice, then a ritually engraved nuke and a handy population center is just the thing for when you need lots of power NOW".
Morgrim Moon 12/24/2020 9:26 PM
Fullmetal Alchemist flashbacks XD
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BluejayHurricane 12/24/2020 9:27 PM
You’re on toughSF. It’s not at all unusual and you know it.
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Merry Christmas, everyone, and a happy new year.
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Ok that holiday special is in somewhat poor taste http://freefall.purrsia.com/
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out of one many out of many one a shining light a radiant glory an empowered fusion
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that guy could be here with us
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Remember the antifreeze!
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The average clothes for Christmas fan vs the average LEGO for Christmas enjoyer
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Don't go there
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DSD [He/They] 12/25/2020 5:42 PM
^
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announcer voice Vaccinate your children against cooties today.
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im trans because i didnt take enough precautions against cooties in kindergarten
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not sure if stroke, stupid or joke i dont get
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Where the fuck is Redstone?
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I want big tiddy ara ara Saturn V to step on me
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Also, Titan.
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Where is N-1?
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Tassadar
Where is N-1?
Dead
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 9:50 PM
Just for the humour value I want to see Roton.
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sdschildberg 12/27/2020 9:51 PM
would just be vibing in an office chair
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 9:52 PM
I thought she would have a propeller beanie
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Does each Shuttle orbiter have an individual waifu?
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Worse news: Your phone’s about to die.
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I declare it canon that the Library of Lies includes an entire wing named the Hall of Nonexistent Philosophers.
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Rare image of the Man-Emperor working on developing the Space Marines
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Rare image of the Man-Emperor working on developing the Space Marines
sdschildberg 12/28/2020 6:04 PM
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40k stans doing the lore drop for this
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40k stans doing the lore drop for this
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 6:06 PM
breaks out in hives
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sdschildberg 12/28/2020 6:07 PM
HALO has one redeeming quality: It shows 40k stans what life is like for Tau bordering the IOM
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 6:07 PM
Hah
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(The phrases "simp for" and "cuck to" make me itch something vicious.) (edited)
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HALO has one redeeming quality: It shows 40k stans what life is like for Tau bordering the IOM
also they're great games
18:07
just don't go anywhere near the fanbase
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 6:08 PM
That... seems to be a distressingly common refrain these days: do not go anywhere near $GAME's fanbase
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For almost any value of GAME
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Jade Nekotenshi
That... seems to be a distressingly common refrain these days: do not go anywhere near $GAME's fanbase
it's sad
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 6:16 PM
It's mostly the GIFT at work.
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Appropriately, "gift" means poison in Danish.
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(And a few other Germanic languages, I think)
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Including Deutsch. That raises some linguistic questions
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Morgrim Moon 12/28/2020 6:39 PM
stick to the vaguely official parts of the 40k fanbase and you get to avoid much of the worst of it, they are keenly aware of what happens when people take the joke seriously and smack down the wannabe fascists, at least in recent years. (Now, Dakkadakka? Yeah. And I am proud to be one of the people who semi-accidentally killed the forums at Bell of Lost Souls)
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stick to the vaguely official parts of the 40k fanbase and you get to avoid much of the worst of it, they are keenly aware of what happens when people take the joke seriously and smack down the wannabe fascists, at least in recent years. (Now, Dakkadakka? Yeah. And I am proud to be one of the people who semi-accidentally killed the forums at Bell of Lost Souls)
dakka is a very serious topic
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sdschildberg 12/28/2020 6:52 PM
ork fans>>>the rest of 40k can't take the literal joke characters seriously
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ork fans>>>the rest of 40k can't take the literal joke characters seriously
OI, YOU'Z GONNA GET A KRUMPIN' FOR ZAT!
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ORKZ ARE SERIOUS!
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ORKZ ARE DA BEST!
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 6:54 PM
I like the orky science papers
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/28/2020 7:49 PM
The major problem with GIFT is you see people without anonymity being fuckwads.
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I tend to subscribe to “4 fun ppl” as an explanation in most cases : http://greedygoblin.blogspot.com/2014/08/greater-internet-f-theory-vs-4-fun-ppl.html?m=1
We all know the infamous comic : It's consensually accepted, even among scientists. We see it all the time in action over the internet. B...
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For almost any value of GAME
Minecraft?
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 10:09 PM
from what little I've seen of it, the Dwarf Fortress community is super chill
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In my experience, most communities have some great and chill people, but it's easier to find problematic ones.
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sdschildberg 12/28/2020 11:02 PM
@KAL_9000 cursed handwavium name: B R A Z I L I U M
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@KAL_9000 cursed handwavium name: B R A Z I L I U M
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/29/2020 1:39 PM
if he had got those power converters would any of ep iv have happened
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for that matter, why did he even need power converters?
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I’m guessing his hot rod
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necron greivous
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Morgrim Moon 12/29/2020 6:37 PM
it suits him
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it suits him
The Se Paratist Dynasty
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Has this been posted before?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/30/2020 1:02 PM
@KAL_9000 re the almost-humans: there were quite a few species of Homo around at the same time - I can definitely believe that fearing the other species as dangerous competitors was an evolutionary advantage.
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that slippery slope is taking weird turns
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/30/2020 3:19 PM
d-cycloserine isn't one I'd heard of, for one!
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(Well, I know about it, but mostly only as a second-line anti-TB/anti-leprosy drug)
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"Oh wait, nevvah mind, theys fighting one anuddah now."
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the correct move is to remove lying about ai
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sdschildberg 12/30/2020 6:35 PM
is biology/planetary material movement (think the water cycle) banned?
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sdschildberg
is biology/planetary material movement (think the water cycle) banned?
biology isn't banned, but it must be enhanced by technology
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cyber-rats let's go
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Hopefully we haven't crossed that Rubicon just yet.
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bandal is a bit confused and over-enthusiastic
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VulpixFangirl 12/31/2020 3:16 AM
He's still the best bandal! (edited)
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friskHeartHands
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Christmas beetles are awful but it's not a health hazard so Ill live
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VulpixFangirl 12/31/2020 5:21 AM
Why are they awful?
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friskConfused
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They get stuck in light fittings and rattle and buzz something awful
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Also bugs falling on you while you are sitting or sleeping is just never great
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Even when they're harmless
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2020 5:24 AM
We have brown beetles that hiss if you bother them.
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... cute?
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2020 5:25 AM
I like them but noone else seems to
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I wouldn't mind it if they weren't so persistent
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2020 5:26 AM
we also have big iridescent green beetles the hens love those
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Like hours of "ping, buzz, ping, buzzzzzz"
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VulpixFangirl 12/31/2020 5:26 AM
Bugs falling on you?!
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They're big enough for a fairly solid ping (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/31/2020 5:26 AM
ZeebShock
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Yeah that'd give me a panic attack
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"Give me a ping, Skitter. One ping only, please."
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O_O
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2021 11:33 AM
I mean. 5G vertically is enough to mess up some people even when it's only a second or two.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/01/2021 11:33 AM
according to youtuber real engineering 4 gees feels like your brain going into the avatar state
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2021 11:37 AM
I recall that 5 gees is the cap for rollercoasters at any point in their standard operation, because that's when you start getting people passing out which is a liability nightmare
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Wat?
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What is that again?
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Uncertainty
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No, I’m certain that I’ve seen that before, I’m just asking what it is because I can’t for the life of me remember.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2021 6:47 PM
double slit experiment
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It's about uncertainty
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2021 6:48 PM
it's about particle-wave fuckery, is what it's about
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without observation, electrons behave as wave with observation. they behave as particle
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It’s about particle-wave fuckery.
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hot
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2021 6:49 PM
(strictly speaking it's always neither—a quantum particle behaves in wavelike and particle-like ways all the time)
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@Unknown possibly relevant to you talking about halo a few days ago
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Which one?
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I would think it obvious
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2021 9:31 AM
obviously not the one being et
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nom
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For Urban Fantasy what is your favorite Werewolf Type?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/03/2021 3:32 PM
bottom right
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DSD [He/They] 01/03/2021 3:33 PM
I like the big doggo. Little doggo's second place, and snarly beast's probably third.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/03/2021 4:31 PM
Bottom right, usually, but it kinda depends
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Same, at least usually.
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Personally I'd say betwen Big Doggo and Fluffy Dork (I know that comic)
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2021 6:01 PM
big doggo but only if big sword
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Morgrim Moon 01/03/2021 7:57 PM
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IKEA is on the ball
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Morgrim Moon 01/04/2021 8:17 AM
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/04/2021 9:09 AM
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The appeal-to-nature fallacy can be harmful. (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 01/04/2021 5:24 PM
Hah. Now there's an understatement.
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Who'd have thought that the countries with the most recent epidemic experience would be best prepared for a pandemic?
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Morgrim Moon 01/04/2021 7:17 PM
or with functioning health care systems? Although the biggest factor, unsurprisingly to anyone who has played Plague Inc, is isolation and ability to control boarders internal and external
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:18 PM
that game will end up on a future history test's essay question
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New Zealand is the new Greenland
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:29 PM
thought: Science fictional Cyber Democracies would just be reddit: the polity
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thought: Science fictional Cyber Democracies would just be reddit: the polity
"Why have you declared war on us?"
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"You didn't laugh."
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"What?"
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"YOU DIDN'T LAUGH! WE SENT YOU 69 SHIPS AND YOU! DIDN'T! LAUGH!"
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:46 PM
If they were aliens, then maybe HFY is slightly less cringe
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If they were aliens, then maybe HFY is slightly less cringe
alien redditors
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the mind shudders
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There was that planet in EP with the alien chatrooms.
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kill this
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cursed
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I want you to get off of Discord and think about your life choices
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:57 PM
you want C U R S E D OCs? just hit up the "anthromorphized nations" fandoms
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Right
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Now
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sdschildberg
you want C U R S E D OCs? just hit up the "anthromorphized nations" fandoms
Polandball isn't that cursed
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:57 PM
nah we talking hetalia and shit
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KAL_9000
I want you to get off of Discord and think about your life choices
I probably should.
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Scandinavia and the World is mostly self-deprecating humor.
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I probably should.
also no making waifus out of literal insane psychopathic murderers
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also no making waifus out of literal insane psychopathic murderers
Oh, ooohhhhh! I see it now.
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That's incredibly fucked up
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Trans rights or not
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yeah I'll take it down if this is too much.
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thunk
yeah I'll take it down if this is too much.
why
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why did you do this
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 7:59 PM
something something the true crime community gets away without OCs
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I obviously didn't make this meme in the first place.
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thunk
I obviously didn't make this meme in the first place.
why did you find this
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and why
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did you feel the need
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to share it
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I don't want to see trans waifu Ted Kaczynski
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ever
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@KAL_9000 Gentle reminder: chillax. You are not the fucking-weirdness/acceptability police. We don't have those around here. Your options for things you do not want to see are not to look. (edited)
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@KAL_9000 Gentle reminder: chillax. You are not the fucking-weirdness/acceptability police. We don't have those around here. Your options for things you do not want to see are not to look. (edited)
this is true
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yeah on other guilds i'd probably put that sort of thing under a cw.
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However, I feel the need to point out that whoever made a trans rights waifu out of the fucking Unabomber probably needs to rethink their life choices
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the original Hamilton miku meme was cursed and this is double os
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sdschildberg 01/04/2021 8:06 PM
hamilton
history: the tumblr fandom
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Cuuurrrrrsssssseeeeddddd
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@KAL_9000 That is true. However , and not relating to this specific post, you have been pushing a bit hard in this direction of late, so. We are, after all, a server dedicated to the free exchange of ideas. Except for politics, Communism, and those memes which I find particularly annoying.
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Sweetie BOT 01/04/2021 8:11 PM
EMBRACE LIBERTY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED
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Good random choice, Sweetie.
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New Hampshire, but more aggressive.
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My wife used to have an “If you’re a Goth, where were you when we sacked Rome?” T-shirt.
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when I went to watch the 2017 solar eclipse I kept refreshing the HRRR model runs to try and guess where there'd be a clear spot
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I got lucky being east of a developign storm system. The group from my college were right under it.
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Premiss A: Jeff Bezos could be Batman if he wanted to Premiss B: Jeff Bezos is not Batman Conclusion: Jeff Bezos is a terrible person
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as if we needed that reasoning to establish that
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Enderminion 01/05/2021 1:21 PM
Old News
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Do you really want Jeff Bezos to be beating people up with no supervision?
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...actually, yes.
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(Also, why would you want to be Batman? Unless it's the Adam West version, in which case it's because you have a neurotic obsession with making labels.)
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((Also also, Adam West and the guy who played the Riddler in the 1960s Batman show were once kicked out of an orgy together because neither of them would break character. Now that's some awesome right there.))
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0111narwhalz 01/05/2021 2:16 PM
excuse me what
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Enderminion 01/05/2021 2:44 PM
What?
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Also the labels are the best part
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Where's the Bat Shark Repellant?
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Regarding Batman: https://qntm.org/batman
The meeting room is a classic high-level business executive meeting room type room, a room at the top of a skyscraper with a high ceiling and floor-to-ceiling windows, and deep pile carpet which makes dragging office chairs around on it impractical, and a long hardwood table. Ala...
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Morgrim Moon 01/05/2021 7:11 PM
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I believe he comes from the World of Mandatory Hourly High Colonics, otherwise known as Tau Ceti 4. No one goes there. Ever. For any reason. Or even acknowledges them, hence: no written references. https://t.co/Z2SrBsL16O
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sdschildberg 01/06/2021 11:58 AM
The empire b like
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[eikone of war approves of this]
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as for the flipside... 'They know when you are sleeping, they know when you're awake. They know if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness' sake!'
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/07/2021 11:12 PM
bad news
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After receiving multiple lawsuits and complaints over issues about child safety on the platform, Discord CEO Jason Citron announced his resignation.
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(autoplay warning)
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Morgrim Moon 01/08/2021 5:39 AM
for anyone else: instead of being a satire, a rant, a discussion on content moderation or anything else that might be potentially interesting... it's a rickroll that deliberately hijacks the controls and forces you to close the window. ie Bizarro being a bit of a dick
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 7:57 AM
If I wanted to discuss content moderation I wouldn't have put it in #dank :p
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Morgrim Moon 01/08/2021 8:03 AM
rickrolls are funny. Browser hijacks are not. *shrugs*
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 8:03 AM
yeah, the hijack part is pretty bad but you can just close the tab
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water under the bridge now
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Morgrim Moon 01/08/2021 8:03 AM
no, I couldn't. I had to close the window
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that is why I was annoyed and wanted to warn others
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 8:05 AM
okay, someone else got me with this one server over so I had to
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No, you didn’t
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no, I couldn't. I had to close the window
ok, thats weird, couldnt confirm
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BluejayHurricane 01/08/2021 10:17 AM
Yeah, I was able to close the window just fine. What browser were you using, and do you need to update it?
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Basically the same thing
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 11:37 AM
@BluejayHurricane Well, when I fell for it I was able to just close the tab
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Didn't occur to me some people would have to close the whole window
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maybe if you didn't starve and abuse her she wouldn't have eaten your hamster
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anyone who does that to a cat girl needs to go to jail
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sick fucks (edited)
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anyone who does that to a cat girl needs to go to jail
BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 12:00 PM
imagine being put in jail for cat crimes... (edited)
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citizens committing crimes contra cat chicks...
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On behalf of the international what the fuck committee, what the fuck?
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do not choke cat girls
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or anyone really
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And I for one would appreciate it if depictions of such could be kept out of my server, kthx.
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Sorry
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0111narwhalz 01/08/2021 12:55 PM
I hadn't looked at the picture very closely and thought they were just prying her jaw open…
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2021 12:22 PM
Anti-crimes sound like a very Eldrae thing. (edited)
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Couldn’t they still be done with the intent to (indirectly) cause harm?
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whitemailing sounds awesome
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I assume their interpretations of substantive due process is legendary
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Whitemailing and proffering-with-embarrassment are probably items on the list of generalized social-fu.
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Side note: blackmail isn't actually a crime, there.
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Some things related to blackmail might be (usually under "breach of confidence", "invasion of defended privacy", and "misprision of felony"), but the general assumption is that if one is that ashamed of doing a thing, one should probably not have done it in the first place.
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"Dark deeds flourish in darkness; what cannot be done in the light ought not be done at all."
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depending on context whitemailing and blackmailing may be a bit grey
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(This occasionally leads to bizarre scenarios like the - former, I think - MI6 hiring policy on homosexuality going back decades, which was that they didn't care if you were gay, provided you were openly gay. Because only the closeted could be blackmailed over it, y'see, and so open gays weren't a security risk. ...I imagine explaining this policy to Parliament sometime in the 50s was quite the entertaining conversation, especially since active gaiety in men wasn't decriminalized until '67.
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The Imperial version of this is when you end up paying a blackmailer so he won't reveal your secret, namely the secret that you're keeping secret something that no-one within a hundred light-years in any direction would care about, for some reason.)
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They touched upon that in the Turing biopic
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/09/2021 2:36 PM
gaiety is such a bizarre yet fitting noun
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Planetary astronomy meme
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wheeeeee
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Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy, also called cross-polarisation (CP), is a nuclear magnetic resonance technique invented by Michael Gibby and Alexander Pines while they were graduate students in the lab of Professor John S. Waugh at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Due to the suggestive nature of its acronym, the latter ...
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https://i.redd.it/sxurafclwfa61.png A question better asked on r/askhistorians
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https://i.redd.it/sxurafclwfa61.png A question better asked on r/askhistorians
There is no rational justification for slavery
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Fuck off, fascist
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Generally it was “they owe us money.”
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There's no shortage of historical materials that attempt to justify such.
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I mean, the Romans justified the massive taxes they imposed on conquered provinces as “war reparations.”
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There's no shortage of historical materials that attempt to justify such.
usually with "White people are just naturally better than black people! Why? Uh............ God! Yeah, God!" or somesuch
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That's most common in the case of indenture, which includes a side-order of "not only do you owe us money but either (a) you are incompetent to manage your own affairs, and so this is the only way we'll get it back, or (b) you asked us to lend you money and you have no other collateral to pledge.
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Of course, the Romans had a habit of allying with the most precarious polity in a region and then showing up right after they got conquered by their neighbors in order to loot and plunder everything not nailed down and then take the rest through taxes.
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usually with "White people are just naturally better than black people! Why? Uh............ God! Yeah, God!" or somesuch
Wince. I strongly suggest that you study the history of slavery outside the historical oddity that is American chattel slavery, lest you appear to be very grievously misinformed, historically speaking.
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Including enslavement of captured soldiers.
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Wince. I strongly suggest that you study the history of slavery outside the historical oddity that is American chattel slavery, lest you appear to be very grievously misinformed, historically speaking.
Most justifications of slavery tended to assume the slavers were simply superior to the slaves (edited)
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But really, the usual reason for slavery is “I have work to do, nobody wants to do it.”
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e.g. Romans and "barbarians"
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...not really, no. See, that's the sort of thing I'm talking about.
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“You are indebted to us and you will work for us until [we have determined that] you have repaid your debt.”
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Indentured servitude is technically different from slavery
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...not really, no. See, that's the sort of thing I'm talking about.
Actually yeah, they did, but they had a more memetic than genetic idea of who counted as “barbarians.”
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Look at, for example, educated Greek slaves (not "barbarians" in the same sense as, say, Gauls or Germans) and freemen in Roman history. Look at Macedonia or the Greek city-states, especially during their wars. Then you have the Celts, Viking thralls, Ottoman janissaries, the African empires, Native Americans, Mesoamericans (the Aztecs, for example,), most tribal cultures ever, Islamic cultures including even modern Saudi Arabia... (edited)
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TLDR: The plantation lords got scared of their white indentured servants finding common cause with the black slaves they could get permanently.
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It of course developed gradually from earlier forms of servitude, and the racialization came afterwards to buttress it
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This is, in a nutshell, an extremely complex topic which is very prone - especially on this continent for some reason - to improper generalizations.
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(And leads, of course, to all sorts of fascinating tidbits like the legal efforts the South went to to stop anyone from reproducing what the Romans had long since learned was the best way to profit from slavery. See, the Romans, being smrt, knew perfectly well that except for the gruntiest of unskilled grunt labor, you were unlikely to get quality work from slaves and for that matter, even getting grunt labor out of them meant a whole pile of overseers with massive, massive whips. See also, plantations, etc. Because the incentives aren't merely misaligned, but opposed. Your smart Roman slaveowner, on the other hand, would set a price at which the slave could buy his freedom, and then rent the slave a business, thus ensuring that said slave had something to work towards and an incentive not to throw that work away by running. And the possibility of ending up 20 years later as a freeman with a business to pass on to his family.
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Oh, and the slavery rules in the Old Testament say that Israelite slaves have to be freed at the next septennial Jubilee, no matter how much they owe. While slaves from other tribes can be held indefinitely. Also, it’s forbidden to charge interest on loans to other Jews, which the Catholic Church interpreted as a ban on usury to those of the same religion.
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People tried in places to do that in the South, too, but that's where the racist justification for slavery came back and bit 'em right in the economic ass by insisting that they run their slave economy in the most inefficient and plain stupid way possible.
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I mean I'm pretty sure it was increasingly profitable up until the eve of the Civil War
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I mean I'm pretty sure it was increasingly profitable up until the eve of the Civil War
Monoculture of a highly profitable cash crop.
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mhm (edited)
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Which got replaced with feudalism after the war.
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BluejayHurricane 01/10/2021 3:26 PM
Sort of? IIRC The south had a much smaller economy than the north, both in industry and in total.
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Enderminion 01/10/2021 3:26 PM
They embargo'd themselves to try and force Britain and France to intervene, by the time they realized that wouldn't work they were Blockaded; these are not smart people
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Aristocratic inbreeding
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The thing one ought to be impressed with about that is that it managed to be profitable despite the best efforts of the people running things.
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Until they oversaturated the market and gave Britain enough of a surplus to set up their own colonial plantations during the embargo (edited)
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not to mention that there was plenty of skilled labor among US slaves--I was visiting a former plantation/now botanical garden in South Carolina and they had a good exhibit on that
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And with the legal and social framework of oppression, they couldn't really look for better opportunities elsewhere.
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Whites in the antebellum South can, and often do, decide they're not doing well enough where they are and take their chances further west on land that their fellows have "emptied" by the usual genocidal means. This is enough of a problem that enslavers complain about skilled white labor walking off after only working a season or a few years.
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To say nothing of the black cowboys.
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Bass Reeves (July 1838 – January 12, 1910) was an American law enforcement officer. He was the first black deputy U.S. marshal west of the Mississippi River. He worked mostly in Arkansas and the Oklahoma Territory. During his long career, he had on his record more than 3,000 arrests of dangerous criminals, and shot and killed 14 of them in alleg...
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That too
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Gods, this is why I love capitalism. (Well, okay, it's among the reasons... but this is one of the funniest.)
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t: mood
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good guy, fuck morons over for being willfully stupid
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The houndog was strongly associated with Elvis, who was the mythical inventor of synthetic intelligences, was killed on the toilet by Luddites, and ascended to heaven 3 days later after telling humans and synths to get along
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Look, just because I'm in the process of building several dozen scout drones disguised to look like ravens doesnt mean you can accuse me of attempted murder.
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Imperial gets dropped into Fallout somehow
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Enderminion 01/11/2021 5:42 PM
Meanwhile, on the East Coast: Ruin
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Now there is something no one can disagree with.
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google is reading everything i write, just 10 minutes before i got this offered i mused in some discord about looking up how to become my own ISP
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BluejayHurricane 01/12/2021 10:49 AM
And aren’t you glad it did. It gave you exactly the information you were looking for, as you wanted it.
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i mostly wonder how, didnt know it does snoop on discord :V
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BluejayHurricane 01/12/2021 11:33 AM
Do you use spell check on chrome?
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Because that would be my first idea.
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no chrome anymore, and no spellchecking either
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was on the discord android app, with a third party keyboard
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BluejayHurricane 01/12/2021 11:37 AM
Huh.
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i guess the AI is just getting good enough by now
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had random things like that happen before
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with my phone not near me when i verbally talked about it
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BluejayHurricane 01/12/2021 11:47 AM
Yeah. I know the feeling. Of course, I make a point of really enjoying it when it happens, but the event is something i'm familiar with.
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and i hope some kind of confirmation bias, with me just noticing the stuff more...
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Best political compass:
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Best political compass:
I mean, you're not wrong
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authoritan left honestly seems the worst in that xD
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I've seen right-libertarians say that Flim and Flam were idiots in their first appearance because they tried to seize the Apple farm in a contest instead of working out a deal to buy their crop.
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Before they were established as con ponies.
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Yeah, if they weren't con-ponies their scheme wouldn't make sense. Although that does raise the question of what happened to the unfortunate inventor they presumably conned the SECS6000 out of.
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depending on how successful their previous cons were, with the sweet apple acres in reach with having it, they could just have bought it
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that much seemingly very successful farmland is worth more than that machine
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beautiful
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big map is ripping you off!
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all these "oceans"! have you ever seen one?
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no! they've been invented to inflate map sizes!
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I’ve seen the Atlantic Ocean.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 7:21 AM
I've seen the Pacific
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once
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thats just a wide lake! they are just wide enough not to see the other side!
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 8:40 AM
...
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but lakes are fresh water
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 8:42 AM
usually, not always. A lake is a body of water surrounded by land. dam up the mouth of it and the mediteranian becomes a lake again
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 9:12 AM
The Caspian Sea is one of the best examples of a saltwater lake
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 9:48 AM
saltwater lake --OR-- inland sea
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 9:52 AM
Deep questions.
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Jade Nekotenshi
The Caspian Sea is one of the best examples of a saltwater lake
BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 9:53 AM
how saline is Lake Baikal again?
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 9:55 AM
if your lake is insufficiently salty you can always do what the US military did and throw 10 tons of sodium metal into it! Yes, all in one go. And yes, they filmed it.
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if your lake is insufficiently salty you can always do what the US military did and throw 10 tons of sodium metal into it! Yes, all in one go. And yes, they filmed it.
why did they do this
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 9:59 AM
video explains why, but basically "what do you mean we've packed this in a stupid way and no chemical company will touch it with a 10ft pole?"
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the lake bit went according to plan and didn't damage the local envirornment, remarkably. Now, the soldiers doing the disposal and the locals who came to watch? Different story. 😛 You know the army knows they goofed when the army quietly agrees to repair a dozen cars they accidentally damaged, instead of blaming the owners
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lmao
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I’ve flown over the atlantic, and it was a long flight.
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in circles! its all a sham!
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Tassadar
I’ve flown over the atlantic, and it was a long flight.
how do you know the windows weren't holograms
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We weren’t going in circles because we weren’t turning.
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(slightly nsfw interpretation) me when the synth ladies in the next room are having some very heavy d/s play
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I thought protogens were cyborgs?
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I have absolutely no clue.
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this is a teapot from 1882
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Me when using pluralkit
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Some bots use webhooks to look like arbitrary users with different avatars and usernames, can "pluralkit" do this?
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That's basically the point of said bot. (edited)
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The consternation comes when people generally don't like being asked if they are bots all the time.
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this is meant to AVOID accidents?
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well, now you can see them from afar
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Making objects reflective is standard "make it visible to cars at night" practice (edited)
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The surrealism may not help though
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lmao
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Rogue Servitor 2020
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And my old Mycology professor has a sense of humor
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BluejayHurricane 01/17/2021 10:34 PM
Alright, I get the princess bride reference. Now what species of mushroom is he talking about, because I haven't been able to figure out the joke.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/18/2021 3:39 PM
I swear, Kaczynski is the most overrated terrorist of the 20th century
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BizarroLand ♀
I swear, Kaczynski is the most overrated terrorist of the 20th century
Ted Kaczynski and his consequences have been a disaster for terrorism in the 20th century
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/18/2021 3:41 PM
he's another sad boy anprim with good PR because he wrote a book and was a talented mathematician (edited)
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Heresy: the Emperor died ages ago. The Astronomican will keep working forever unless some idjit turns it off, and maybe it wouldn't be weakening if the Adeptus Custodes would spare, like, five minutes to dust the intensity control.
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DSD [He/They] 01/18/2021 5:29 PM
How do you explain Living Saints then? You need a god to make daemon princes.
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Same way we explain everything else. Tzeentch did it for the lulz.
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(Among other things, Tzeentch is also the god of I Am A Panchreston, Your Argument Is Invalid.)
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DSD [He/They] 01/18/2021 5:33 PM
Good points.
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ObEpithet: "The God Who Did It, Perhaps Especially If He Did Not Do It"
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ObChaosHeresy: There are no other chaos gods. He just needed worthy opponents someone to scheme against.
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Heresy: the Emperor died ages ago. The Astronomican will keep working forever unless some idjit turns it off, and maybe it wouldn't be weakening if the Adeptus Custodes would spare, like, five minutes to dust the intensity control.
Enderminion 01/18/2021 5:42 PM
They're busy fighting demons in the Imperial Webway
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Heresy: the Emperor died ages ago. The Astronomican will keep working forever unless some idjit turns it off, and maybe it wouldn't be weakening if the Adeptus Custodes would spare, like, five minutes to dust the intensity control.
canon
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Morgrim Moon 01/19/2021 5:53 AM
now is that the DoW quote from a techpriest or a necron?
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That sounds like a techpriest. Most necrons aren't that kind to fleshies.
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Look, we all get into weird stuff when we are young and impressionable. For some people, it's enjoying the questionable music of boybands, for others, it's
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@Zarpaulek NOT THE NAVY!
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Where can you find pleasure?
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Search the world for treasure?
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Learn science, technology?
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the 40k fandom is at times gold and at times garbage
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2021 8:32 PM
@KAL_9000 the most overused joke is blamming
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although overusing it is kind of the whole point
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to be fair the imperium's entire schtick is a lack of innovation
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people parroting overused jokes are just being lore accurate
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2021 8:33 PM
the Imperium's main schtick is being the green army mans
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BizarroLand ♀
the Imperium's main schtick is being the green army mans
they have a lot of schticks i suppose
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one of them is lack of innovation
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I guess a better analogy would be "reason they're absolutely fucked (apart from the fascism)"
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Warning signs from the Vector, #n in a series.
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Although it’s the jamais vu areas you’ve really got to watch out for...
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Or the Prachettian reja vu .
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Enderminion 01/20/2021 8:51 PM
Which are...
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Ah Australia, the land where even if it isn't trying to kill you there's a good chance it'll make you wish you were dead anyway.  Today in 'let's just admi
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Things that Imperials would likely find to be more malicious than funny:
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i'm pretty sure they'd find it not only malicious, but illegal
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i don't remember what their legal jargon for "purposefully breaking someone else's stuff" is, but you could make a strong case that you're doing so by naming your child in a way that breaks a subset of computerized systems (even if they really should sanitize their inputs) Also, probably constitutes neglect or abuse of guardianship, what with that child now being saddled with a name that does such until it's changed.
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Enderminion
Which are...
Jamais vu == the opposite of deja vu. When places you have been before feel fresh, new, and unfamiliar. Reja vu == Time-reversed deja vu. The feeling that you will be here again.
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ah, the SCP foundation low danger level stores
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i don't remember what their legal jargon for "purposefully breaking someone else's stuff" is, but you could make a strong case that you're doing so by naming your child in a way that breaks a subset of computerized systems (even if they really should sanitize their inputs) Also, probably constitutes neglect or abuse of guardianship, what with that child now being saddled with a name that does such until it's changed.
Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 8:08 AM
I mean, actually using that hack is almost certainly unlawful - at least a civil tort, if not a crime - here, now. I can easily imagine the Empire would generalize that out to just giving someone the name. And probably they'd impute that to the person themself, once they're of majority, if they keep using it knowing its potential for damage.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 8:10 AM
Well, are you gonna serve a 30cm huntsman with an eviction notice? Plus, it's a huntsman. Freaky, but they eat even more infuriating bugs.
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I mean, actually using that hack is almost certainly unlawful - at least a civil tort, if not a crime - here, now. I can easily imagine the Empire would generalize that out to just giving someone the name. And probably they'd impute that to the person themself, once they're of majority, if they keep using it knowing its potential for damage.
then you have fun things like incompatible character encodings. i had stuff break from perfectly bengin files just having incompatible character encodings? you gonna sue someone over having a symbol in his name your system craps itself over?
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"potentially cause" is a very slippery slope in that context in my eyes
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 8:35 AM
There's a lot of mens rea stuff in there too - having an odd character that your munted system gets wedged on wouldn't be an issue, deliberately crafting a name to contain a string known to be damaging in a not-too-rare case would be different.
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The latter is willful or malicious, the former not even reckless.
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if the case is known and common i'd say that its a shoutout to the laziness of the programmers who made that error. an insult to their professional honor if e managed to do anything with that
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 8:38 AM
That's not wrong, but AFAIK also not exculpatory in the same way that having a crappy lock doesn't make it legal for me to defeat it and come inside and smash stuff. (Or defeat it in a way that's likely to smash stuff, like say blowing it off)
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(But defeating that crappy lock, then doing nothing but leaving a sign that says "hey, your lock sucks. Here's how I beat it." is a lot less serious.)
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A company did actually do this, I think, making thier legal company name some kind of code (I forget what for) that did a cheap hack to any browser that loaded it, and I don't know what the consquences were but I also know the bussiness regristry has a sign up on thier webpage saying if you want to see the name of the company they're gonna have to mail it to you.
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Unfortunately I did not bookmark the page to the folder I should have done so, so I cannot cite this rumour
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Sometimes along comes a tech story that diverges from our usual hardware subject matter yet which just begs to be shared with you because we think you will find it interesting and entertaining. You…
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Bernie's Gambit
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This was written right after Ragnarok, right?
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Power is out on my campus. (edited)
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(But defeating that crappy lock, then doing nothing but leaving a sign that says "hey, your lock sucks. Here's how I beat it." is a lot less serious.)
of course, breaking the stuff on the other end hard (like bobby tables) is beyond good faith i think
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 10:25 AM
Yeah, exactly.
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would be interesting to see the effects of such a bug in the empire, with ubiquitous v-tags on every person you walk by
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just walking down the street, causing people to see only in shades of purple
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i'm pretty sure they'd find it not only malicious, but illegal
The thing that should go without saying first is that no-one would bring such a case to court, on the grounds that when you've been a complete and total idiot the absolutely last thing you want to do is Streisand Effect-it by submitting formal legal documentation - which will become part of the permanent record - of your idiocy to a public institution under the eye of half the newsies in the quadrant.
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i don't remember what their legal jargon for "purposefully breaking someone else's stuff" is, but you could make a strong case that you're doing so by naming your child in a way that breaks a subset of computerized systems (even if they really should sanitize their inputs) Also, probably constitutes neglect or abuse of guardianship, what with that child now being saddled with a name that does such until it's changed.
What you're probably thinking of is meddlement, although that's just "using without consent". What you maybe ought to be thinking of is "sabotage/destructionism", but you'd have a real hard time fitting this under there, either. For the same reasons that telling you to go take a nap on the Interstate isn't going to result in a murder charge; namely, that I can tell you to do something bloody stupid, but only you can actually do it. tl;dr if you're in the habit of blindly punching code strings into your poorly designed software, that's on you. It's not anyone else's job to protect you from the consequences of living a tragically unexamined life.
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With a side note to the effect that, well, this is my name , which is to say, this is my proprietary intellectual property ™ with which I may do as I please, and since it is composed entirely of characters permitted for nomenclaturical use by IOSS 18227, it's up to you to handle it properly.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:30 PM
You wouldn't get dinged for the "hack" attempt? I mean, it's not an especially competent one, but building a basilisk hack into a given representation of your name would be distinctly non-kosher, ya?
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If I wish to call myself a SQL joke, I can. Learn to database, kids.
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i mean, if the error is present long enough that i can make a joke about it and change my name, you could have built a mitigation in that time
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I think the argument there would be that if you build a system that in the normal course of its operation accepts arbitrary code to run, then running arbitrary code is not a "hack" in the legal-technical sense of the word. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:32 PM
Oh, that makes a degree of sense.
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While a basilisk would be unfixable, or at least much harder to fix, and so different in kind and not merely degree?
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but couldn't you argue that, yes, falling to the hack is a failure of basic competence, but if malicious mens rea is proven as opposed to naming yourself as a joke/other innocent reason, it's still a crime?
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You would actually have to bypass some sort of security system in order for it to count as a hack. Or, in another piece of criminal law, misappropriate an identity, or some such.
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A crime requires actus reus as well as mens rea . There isn't one.
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You named yourself something (compliant with the technical standards for names-to-be-used-for-technical-purposes, even), which you are absolutely allowed to do. They entered it into their database which obligingly followed instructions and wiped itself. No-one in this sequence of events did anything wrong. Legally speaking.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:36 PM
The next question is, if you did it, and some dumbbunny got gigged by it, would you be on the hook to pay for the damages? (I'd expect no, on the same logic that makes it not a crime)
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Nope.
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A name basilisk of course would probably be covered by the self executing code exemption to the freedom of speech
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Now, in many cases this may be regarded as a dick move -- (Probably not in this specific case on the grounds that anyone still writing SQL injection vulnerabilities in 2021 deserves exactly what they got, as it's the only way to learn 'em.) -- but that's not the same thing. (edited)
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Now, in many cases this may be regarded as a dick move -- (Probably not in this specific case on the grounds that anyone still writing SQL injection vulnerabilities in 2021 deserves exactly what they got, as it's the only way to learn 'em.) -- but that's not the same thing. (edited)
It's 2021
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but to me it seems like, arguably, a extension into the primitive of another act which (i think would be) a crime, namely naming yourself or otherwise putting dangerous information like a basilisk into free-entry publicly-available information that you own
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A basilisk is self-executing code that violates security boundaries.
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(Also, on @Tassadar 's original point, not all that funny. There is some bitter humor in laughing at idiots, but it's appeal is generally counteracted by it implying the existence of idiots.)
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i thought the classical interpretation was it was a extremely specific input that causes crashing in various general computing mediums (brains, in common usage), building off of some theory relating to information theory that says that such a input must exist,
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:41 PM
Imperials really don't do schadenfreude, ya?
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which... could technically be self-executing i guess, but i don't think it's limited to that
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Self-executing code in the legal sense.
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ah, gotcha
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Or, analogically, a basilisk is like me putting an powered-up automatic turret in your bedroom. Bobby Tables is like me putting an unplugged automatic turret in your bedroom with a note explaining how to disable the IFF and turn it on.
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Or, y'know, one's a bottle of nitro and the other's a recipe for nitro.
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and because the latter runs through someone's volition and not the former, only the former is a crime
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in other words, if you put a turret in someone's room they don't choose anything, but if you put the parts of a turret in their room and they choose the extremely unwise path of building it to shoot themselves with it, their fault.
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Similarly would someone be charged with trespass if they left the fence gate open or something
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:45 PM
I'd think yes, since there's an act of volition involved in entering.
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@Overmind That makes a ton of sense. Hadn't thought of it that way!
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Now, if they asked you what it did or if it was safe to enter and you misinformed them, even by selective omission, that's a crime (intentionally wrong calculation/falsification of information).
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i would think you'd have a better case for arguing that a fully-automatic system tends towards a actual crime, assuming you are deliberately and maliciously naming yourself so as to damage those systems, but i guess you could argue that whoever owns that system is choosing to leave it in a blindingly idiotic configuration that leaves it vulernable
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Similarly would someone be charged with trespass if they left the fence gate open or something
Yes, because an open fence gate is not ipso facto consent to enter
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but you can't be charged with, for instance, being thrown through the gate. Or tripping through.
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I'm increasingly of the opinion the imperials can go ch*rp themselves but whatever
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rude
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Strictly speaking, there , a completely unfenced boundary isn't consent to enter, either, as long as it's defined and discernable.
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But, really, it's mostly just a matter of etiquette. "Tread on others as ye would have them tread on you; lightly, and after asking nicely first."
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:49 PM
@Unknown But it would be a lot easier there - relative to here, leastwise - to ask, on the spot, if the property owner consents to you entering
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:49 PM
With the same problems as here if you misrepresent you intentions
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the crime is choosing to enter a area that someone else owns without their consent; in short, violating their property. A gate makes it difficult, but all you need for a crime is to know that you shouldn't do that (and then do it). If they let you into imperial space, you know that.
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All crimes in the Empire boil down to deprivation of informed consent (edited)
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I guess I view the situations as somewhat analogous because if someone makes an insecure system theres not an intent that it be crashed.
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if somehow a series of failures results in a complete lack of indication that a private property exists, or by some sheer fluke someone who has no idea of the imperial mindset wanders onto their property, neither are crimes
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Well, if you went around entering data into interfaces that weren't intended for your use, that would be digital trespass, after all. That's not the same thing as entering data into interfaces that are supposed to be for your use, even if they choke on it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:53 PM
It's also a lot easier there to avoid inadvertently creating those kinds of bug.
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Static checking can almost do it here, now. There? Solved problem for millennia, I'd think.
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(This is also where the tradition of proclamation comes in, in terms of volumetric property. The absolute first thing the well-mannered visitor ought to do when entering "the domain of another", be it home, business, public building, or whatever, is to introduce themselves to the owner or their representative and receive the word of acceptance.
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Keeps things nice and clear.
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Makes sense.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:55 PM
This is rather like the Vampire tradition of Domain in V:tM/V:tR, albeit for somewhat different reasons.
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Among the many things they tell you about in the tourist guidebooks. The receptionist and/or autoreceptionist in the grocery store, etc., is there for a reason .)
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i will admit, that does seem a little impractical though. Quite reasonable for visiting someone's house or the like, but i'd figure a grocery store would have a sign hanging out front that amounts to "You may enter freely without notice if you follow [reasonable guidelines for conduct] within [operating hours and circumstances]"
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 3:59 PM
Your universal probably does the actual checkin, I'd think
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"Hi, I'm $NAME, here's my authentication creds."
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And simultaneously tells you you've done it
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err, s/universal/integrated computer bits the name of which eludes me just now/
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muse?
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that's perfectly reasonable too, but my impression was that the cultural standard is conscious acknowledgement; verbally stating it counts, as would your muse doing that if you told it to, but not if it does it automatically (even if it does alert you afterwards)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 4:02 PM
It might ask, the mental equivalent of a "yes/no" prompt
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There's no reason that'd have to be vocal, unless I misunderstand.
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Yeah, it's conscious acknowledgement. Go up and talk. It doesn't have to be for long , mind, but this is Tradition.
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Much like the traditions of hospitality, you follow the formalities in order for everyone to enjoy certainty. This is the Way.
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huh, i wonder if that leads to (an) cultural standard for judging the quality of a place. A sleazy diner on earth has chipping paint, tacky decor, and dubious food cleanliness. A sleazy diner in the Empire... would probably survive for no more than 3 seconds with the first or last. But if it can't even be bothered to have a autogreeter, you know this is the sort of place you have a covert secret agent meeting in in movies.
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the autogreeter is that cliché bell on the door
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this leads to the awkward moment where a not-particularly-cosmopolitan Imperial greets the doorbell when walking into a earth diner
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how much do eldrae like cuddling
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I'd say "as much as anyone", but I would have to add "for values of anyone equal to 'without sticks up their butts'."
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several-hour long cuddle sessions are awesome
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(Somewhere in the files there's a note to the effect that the chief social issue with public displays of affection is that your friends may all start worrying if there aren't enough of them.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 4:16 PM
Hah, OK, that makes sense
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Yeah, self-control is pretty much essential when you can crush tracheas with your brain, and a stiff upper lip is a very useful tool when one needs to be functional first and foremost, but repressing all the time just isn't healthy.
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Morgrim Moon 01/21/2021 7:11 PM
With the whole announcing yourself thing, that's the sort of thing that gets worn down into a short "general manners" exchange. Like here, it's polite to go "good morning" as you encounter people. I imagine there to have a similar exchange. "Hail and well met." "Welcome!"
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Irasshaimase!!!
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It is indeed fairly short, but you do have to exchange names in the process. Mutual authentification, and all that.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/21/2021 8:23 PM
3 way handshake? Iam Jack. Hello! Hello Jack, Iam Jane. Hello Jane
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/21/2021 9:11 PM
And yet, that makes a lot of sense.
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Speaking of which, how would you query someone's name in Eldraeic? (edited)
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What's your name?
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but in eldraeic
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How would you say that in eldraeic? Also, how would you address the soph whose name you are querying?
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3 way handshake? Iam Jack. Hello! Hello Jack, Iam Jane. Hello Jane
SYN SYN ACK ACK
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@TGDeerGirl @acvalens All surgeries. Every bit of flesh stripped away... each organ removed, to make room for bionic replacements. Bones swapped out for titanium. Muscle for carbon fiber. My trans wife is a mighty immortal machine god, and she cannot be stopped.
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The origins of an enigmatic type of lightning in the upper atmosphere has been traced to a 10-microsecond flash of bright blue light.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/22/2021 12:53 PM
Isn't HM The Queen one of the longest-reigning monarchs ever?
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Isn't HM The Queen one of the longest-reigning monarchs ever?
The longest reigning monarch ever
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2021 12:54 PM
yeah, she overtook Victoria a few years ago
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The longest reigning monarch ever
No, I think there was some ancient Egyptian monarch who had a ninety-year reign. Still a couple of decades to go for that title.
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I am once again asking you to please send help
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2021 6:36 PM
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No, I think there was some ancient Egyptian monarch who had a ninety-year reign. Still a couple of decades to go for that title.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2021 6:36 PM
longest reigning European noble was the lord of lippe
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he ascended at like age two and lived more than 80 years
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the second one should have had drip
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2021 6:37 PM
@KAL_9000 drip is a shitty forced meme
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@KAL_9000 3.5 years until Betty Windsor surpasses the longest-reigning major European monarch, Louis XIV
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/22/2021 7:12 PM
God Save the Queen
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How would you say that in eldraeic? Also, how would you address the soph whose name you are querying?
daríë is usually a safe choice if you aren't aware of a more appropriate one, forms-of-address-wise. (https://eldraeverse.com/2017/06/25/eldraeic-word-of-the-day-darie/)
daríë: (a respectful title for) one whose accomplishments are known and admired, but do not extend to those of an Excellence or Exquisite; could reasonably be glossed “lord” or “l…
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"gentlesoph" ?
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daráv i-teir (lit. "person of honor") would translate as "gentlesoph". This as a short term of address, as I said, would probably be best glossed as "ser"/"sera". For the question: anan taravár kes? (lit, "you are called/identified as what?") Don't forget the -s on kes, because anan taravár ke turns it into "are you called something (y/n)?"
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(For those curious as to how this works underneath, there are a whole bunch of k- words which substitute for various parts of the sentence, and invite the listener to fill in the gap. kes is the one that fills in for arguments. ke , meanwhile, can be tagged anywhere onto a predicate, and turns it into a true/false question.)
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how does that interact with question marks? are both necessary?
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after all, a question mark in english lets you do things like, for instance, repeat someone's exact sentence word-for-word but with the mark/a tone alteration depending on medium, and that's a comprehensible question
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but Eldraeic is a lot more orderly so linguistic nightmares like that are probably not a thing.
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and instead, you have ke(s) and other words which make it clear that it's a question and not anything else, and so a independent mark for questions would probably get dropped
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Eldraeic is audiovisually isomorphic. All punctuation is represented by words.
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IOW, the ke is the question mark.
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ah, gotcha. That makes sense, and its more flexible too
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2021 2:11 PM
What would the response be to that question? “My name is ____” (edited)
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You can just give your name. Filling in the blank is an acceptable response. If you want to be more formal, you can rephrase as val taravár Name , "I am called Name".
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Artemis
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2021 4:02 PM
Huh. That’s unusual. You and I being semantically, though not socially, identical in this context is weird (from the perspective of Romance languages.)
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2021 4:11 PM
You know, that would be interesting to observe, if only because you would see small groups forming really fast, and huge amounts of antipathy between those groups, probably leading to massive breakdown. Any survivors would be fascinating. Chuck it into the “Social Experiments that I want to observe, but only from orbit” bin.
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Enderminion 01/23/2021 4:57 PM
That's basically the American Republican party, except they're not just racists.
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2021 5:42 PM
Play nice in re. politics.
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Sounds like the Alt-Right at least
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2021 5:48 PM
Play nice in re. politics.
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People should read Orwell's biography along with 1984 and Animal Farm.
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2021 11:31 PM
/headdesks
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lol
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Morgrim Moon 01/24/2021 3:10 AM
I've also had people tell me that "Townsville" isn't a real place name, despite it being one of the biggest cities in Queensland
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Does anyone know of a good 'bruh' emoji?
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Enderminion 01/24/2021 9:05 PM
Bruh bruuh
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0111narwhalz 01/25/2021 4:53 PM
…yeah nah that's a pretty legit starter pack
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but of course, that's the title after all
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what else would a starter pack be?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/25/2021 9:02 PM
@Unknown every korps artist when designing characters: https://youtu.be/VtJUHGjVm0E
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lool
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i hate you
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BluejayHurricane 01/26/2021 4:12 PM
Oh. Well played.
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Just found out that we had a necromancer working down in KDARC, but he left to raise a family
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Deleted User 01/26/2021 9:08 PM
I think it should be clear to all that Clausewitz was a Lacanian.
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Men will literally start a ruthless fifteen-year fossil hunting rivalry during the Gilded Age of American history and instead of going to therapy.
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Imagine having some nipples that are censored and other nipples that you can post on Instagram. That’s what being a human would be like. https://t.co/TUd3YL4g8u
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based physics textbook
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Morgrim Moon 01/27/2021 11:49 AM
maybe not the imprisoning bits, unless that is a temporary "okay we stopped him! Has someone called the Constabulary?"
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(or if it's an accident, I figure eldaric is fairly forgiving of probably compensated "oops")
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((like the time my teacher accidentally tied me to the ceiling and I was stuck up there for 2 hrs while they brought in a sequence of progressively longer ladders))
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In fairness to 'em, this is already illegal. It's just a lot harder to punish when it's not just one or a few dudes running a boiler room.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 12:17 PM
Ironically, the scheme's going to crash and burn in a little bit anyways without need for regulatory agencies
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Yeah, I'm being a little repetitive, but r/WSB are just that incompetent
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((like the time my teacher accidentally tied me to the ceiling and I was stuck up there for 2 hrs while they brought in a sequence of progressively longer ladders))
BluejayHurricane 01/27/2021 12:49 PM
Ummmmm... what happened. I can genuinely not imagine a situation where that could occur.
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((like the time my teacher accidentally tied me to the ceiling and I was stuck up there for 2 hrs while they brought in a sequence of progressively longer ladders))
Oh, now, you can't leave that as a noodle incident.
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That's three massive economic crashes in two years!
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This isn't actually an economic crash at this point. reddit will probably run out of money.
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gollark
This isn't actually an economic crash at this point. reddit will probably run out of money.
They're getting an over 1000% ROI, I don' think they're gonna run out of money any time soon
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They're getting that as a paper ROI.
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CNBC's David Faber said he is hearing a number of hedge funds are in similar trouble that Melvin Capital saw in its GameStop $GME and may need to be bailed out.
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"bailed out"
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fuck that, let the free market decide (edited)
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they've been stupid
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Cornflakes
they've been stupid
so they should go bankrupt
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yep
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 4:07 PM
@KAL_9000 the big bois play by different rules sadly
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BizarroLand ♀
@KAL_9000 the big bois play by different rules sadly
ah yes
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corruption
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 4:07 PM
risk is only for the little people so they remain socially immobile
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we, on the other hand, will require another bailout 💵 🖐
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"capitalism works"
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"we cant spend a billion dollars on public healthcare, on people who are SOL for no fault of their own, because we need to spend it on people who got fucked by their own decision"
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 4:14 PM
yeah, the hedge funds got caught rubbing their dicks in the cookie jar so they're calling daddy sec to help them 😹
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that is a very bizarro land worthy statement
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this meme made on short memory span
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This is now politics. Knock it off.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 4:33 PM
'Kay
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Welp. That wasn't an expected source of inspiration.
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Newly minted Korps agents just after getting out of EE: https://twitter.com/PrissyOrcGF/status/1354135995881426945 (edited)
Well now that I have estrogen flowing in my veins again I GUESS I'D BETTER START SHOUTING ABOUT MY BUTTON BURSTIN, SWEATER STRETCHIN, SUPER STUFFED UP, NECK BREAKIN, MILK BLASTIN BONHONKALOOGALOOGS AND HOW THEY GOTTA GET ON GETTIN EVEN BIGGER
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what
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Some people like superstimuli I guess. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 7:32 PM
I mean... There's a certain part of me that would surely experiment with that.
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And yet.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 7:40 PM
Again, swappable, editable bioshells.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 8:03 PM
I'd screw around a bit and there's a lot of things I'd change
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Not sure I'd go in for hyperness though
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 8:04 PM
Well, no, not fully hyper, but then, given my overall build, I could go substantially larger than average without being disproportionate. That I'd do. And maybe more temporarily, but...
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Morgrim Moon 01/27/2021 8:05 PM
detachable is the way to go. Put tiddies on when wearing a dress with a suitable bodice. Remove for convenience when exercising
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 8:05 PM
From what I've heard of the tallbois, being bigger than 6'0" is a pain in the ass
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And being much "bigger" than D-cup? (letter measurements are relative) is also a literal pain, in the back
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Same goes for the masculine feature. Being a little larger than average is good, being outrageously larger than the norm is a drag by all accounts
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 8:07 PM
Eh, ish. At 6'2", I'm at the upper limit for what folks expect of gals, I suppose. My SIL (cis) is the same height, though. And pain in the back is a combination of factors, but yeah, mass, etc add up.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 8:08 PM
Although thanks to Reddit, I also know most people who sing songs of their long dongs are exaggerating by an inch or two
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And that's as far as the sexual characteristic talk goes for me
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 8:08 PM
Fair.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 8:09 PM
long, long, maaaaAAAAaaaan
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 8:09 PM
(Let's just say, if I could craft a body akin to what I'd like to look like, something like the thicker built Norn gals from GW2 wouldn't be too far off, though somewhat scaled to the local height norms. No more than 2m among humans. Maybe more among eldrae.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 8:10 PM
Still, I would trade this one in with some cash for a body that doesn't have the atopic dermatitis or missing teeth
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 8:11 PM
missing teeth
I plan to ask the dentist if I can get HSS ones.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 8:11 PM
If money were no object I'd look a lot like that one guy
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@Jade Nekotenshi my "true ideal" would basically be a Cathay-raht based on a white tiger, with more expressive eyes and a few other minor details (edited)
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I'd probably have a major shapeshifting addiction
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but I'd probably try that once just to breast boobily down the stairs
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2021 9:46 PM
If I tried that, I would tumble.
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i probably would too lo;l
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if you make them big enough you land softly when you tumble
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0111narwhalz 01/28/2021 2:13 AM
airbag boobs? so that's how those characters can still move…
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I know enough balloonie furs to see this as a serious suggestion
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2021 8:53 AM
big macro energy here
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2021 Business Cards:
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DSD [He/They] 01/29/2021 4:20 PM
Lol.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/29/2021 5:24 PM
I've seen other users' messages be turned into "bot" messages even though I was nearly certain they came from human users
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So it doesn't land for me
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2021 5:47 PM
and I've seen enough nick shenanigans in IRC that it really isn't that weird V:
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Morgrim Moon 01/29/2021 11:52 PM
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The political compass
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post-civ transhumanism. cyborg deities living nomadically off the land
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Morgrim Moon 01/31/2021 12:31 AM
isn't that the hewit packard logo?
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almost
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Transhewlettism: when printers will rule the earth.
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Morgrim Moon 01/31/2021 1:14 AM
hm. They DO make very good graphing calculators, but I'm not sure how much longer it will be before those are obsolete
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hm. They DO make very good graphing calculators, but I'm not sure how much longer it will be before those are obsolete
as the best replacement for my TI-200 i found for my phone was a TI-200 emulator, i think it might be a while
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Enderminion 01/31/2021 3:31 AM
Desmos?
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I still use an actual hardware calculator because I don't have anything I can run on a computer with the same featureset.
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Although said calculator is deliberately crippled in a few ways due to exams...
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Morgrim Moon 01/31/2021 3:03 PM
...at least go read your own book guys XD
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2021 4:24 PM
sorry, too busy making velocirapture crackfic
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/31/2021 4:35 PM
snerkle
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is this real?
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Oh, yeah. 2018.
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Awesome
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If you're gonna censor shit, actually be consistent
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So there’s a new episode of a certain web series
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/01/2021 7:53 AM
ice burn
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mlp fanfictions be like
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Oh Blitzo and his obsessions
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The original position fallacy
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Took me a second because I initially thought of pronouncing that “o-shi-ta”
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The real question in the $GME affair: What are we going to call it and schemes isomorphic to it now? Everyone knows it's not a real grift until it has a snappy name, like the Spanish Prisoner, or the Kansas City Shuffle, or the Bangalore Two-Step, or the Donegal Badger, or...
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The real question in the $GME affair: What are we going to call it and schemes isomorphic to it now? Everyone knows it's not a real grift until it has a snappy name, like the Spanish Prisoner, or the Kansas City Shuffle, or the Bangalore Two-Step, or the Donegal Badger, or...
The Wallstreetbets Squeeze
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(The Bangalore Two-Step is basically the Tenderfoot Dance, but with dynamite.)
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"the accursed plebs"
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The Proletariat Revolution
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"reddit rocket"
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The Short Stop
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the end of the good times
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For whom?
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BluejayHurricane 02/02/2021 10:39 AM
The Hivemind Swarm?
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😳
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"we missed the target, we'll get 'em next time"
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LMAO
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classic sn9
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ah, yes
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max gimbal
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it also failed the gumball test, didnt bounce
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/02/2021 4:11 PM
so
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sn9 just hovered?
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or smth?
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0111narwhalz 02/02/2021 4:11 PM
SN9 went to 10km and then splattered :V
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/02/2021 4:11 PM
I completely missed the event because lol, school day
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when it came time to flip, one of the engines quit working
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0111narwhalz 02/02/2021 5:39 PM
it appears to have lost a turbomachine housing
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you think people would learn at some point
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News Flash: They Don’t.
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sigh
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ugh...
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Well, 2021 can't possibly be any worse than 2020, ca– https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qJQlfMMNmw
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System where each member has their own unique way of saying something's good: One member says "poggers," one says "lit," one says "epic," one says "baller," and as they get more and more members they get sillier and sillier like "awesome sauce"
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man... what the fuck... why don't I have paws? this is bullshit. I should have paws
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So what is the pancake-loving girl? All I know about El Goonish Shive is there's a lot of transformation stuff in it.
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the half-squirrel half-alien half-human Grace.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 4:18 PM
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:18 PM
exercising power is how you show you have none
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 4:18 PM
over yourself, yes
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:19 PM
if you actually have power you won't need to exercise it
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 4:19 PM
wat
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:27 PM
well think about it
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if you have power, nobody will go against you because surely they would fail
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if they go against you and you have to exercise your power, then they thought you weak and therefore you didn't really have power
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that being said, you may end up in a more powerful position after an attempted transgression
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No that's stupid. That is both a bad set of predictions about how people think about power and also a bad model of what consitutes power.
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:32 PM
If they move against you, you have failed to constrain their decision space.
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... objectively false?
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Like, thier decision space is constrained if you can knock people down but also it's implictly constrained by you actively achiveing your actual goals (which I am assuming out of hand you are doing; if you're just hanging around paper-tigering people and hating every second of it then you probably are kinda in a shit place and IDK why you're doing that)
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But like "trying to be edgy by constructing a definition of power such that literally nobody alive has ever been or ever will be powerful" is such a pointless thing to do anyway; you're both producing a concept pointless for anything but navel-gazing and doing that thing where you define terms away from common meanings and thereby become incomprehensible
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:38 PM
Let's construct a scenario. Your car was impounded. Are you going to walk in to the impound lot and just yoink it back? Of course not. You would be apprehended. Law enforcement is therefore in a powerful position.
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Is the power of law enforcement absolute? Obviously not. People still think they can get away with crimes. But (assuming it's effective) mostly people don't.
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Yeah but you're saying that if I did go and shout impotently at the police for a while and then got dragged off the impound lot, the police would no longer be powerful
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For a pretty petty definition of "powerful" because "able to physically coerce people" is a un-useful form of power
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 4:42 PM
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fair
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Driving sober also puts individual and public health at risk.
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Walking puts individual and public health at risk.
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I see what you're getting at, doc, but Jesus fuck that is an awful, awful argument.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/07/2021 8:53 PM
what is seen and not seen. (edited)
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bodymod goals
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Morgrim Moon 02/08/2021 12:58 AM
only if they come in a more reasonable size XD
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oh certainly
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i meant just the general idea of 'oh I want boobs and a fem form today because it sounds interesting' to be socially acceptable
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(which is one of the things I actually like about eldrae)
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Morgrim Moon 02/08/2021 1:20 AM
honestly, I mostly want detachable boobs for when I want to dress up in a fancy gown, like when going to the orchestra. yes I am aware this makes me sound incredibly snobby I grew up surrounded by professional musicians
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Morgrim Moon 02/08/2021 1:22 AM
at the moment I just shove socks into the bodice of the fancy gown >.>
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yeah i bought more 'proper' breast forms once (and never use them lol)
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do not order drugs from the interwebs
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i mean, I don't recommend it either.
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a lot of people are kind of desperate though, especially without access to adequate transition resources.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/08/2021 7:01 AM
Yep, that's definitely a thing. Before my big... um, realization... I nearly went down that rabbit hole.
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The Fermi Compass
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"The correct answer to the trolley problem? Shoot the philosopher. Trust me on this: if you find yourself in one of these convenient no-win scenarios, it's because some son-of-a-bitch set it up that way, and taking them out will inevitably save more lives in the big picture." - Ordal Oricalcios, combat philosopher, Praxic Scholium
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/08/2021 7:36 PM
Again, I reiterate my support for the eldraeic solution to trolley problems
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HMMMMMMMMM
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Guys, what precautions would you suggest? 🤣 (edited)
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Oh, I don’t know, maybe vaccinate her?
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The mom and the child.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2021 6:35 PM
Can’t fix stupid (edited)
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Buggy
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gnot a gnelf
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gnot a gnoblin
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 12:23 AM
OUCH XD
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Morgrim Moon
OUCH XD
Enderminion 02/10/2021 1:58 AM
Got an Australian meme as well
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 2:02 AM
"We're not getting you in trouble because that would require admitting that you were successful; instead, we're going to thank you for pointing out the flaw and proceed to rain absolute HELL on the sailors who were supposed to be on watch"
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(the voice over, of course, was added after the fact. The imperial just jumped on a opportunity to show off.)
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hammerspace
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 6:11 AM
"why is it called hammerspace if it has so few hammers in it?"
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also what the actual fuck is wrong there
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/10/2021 8:06 AM
not stylish enough to be an Imperial
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that is some impressive concealment though
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 8:07 AM
the shotgun down the pants wouldn't be very practical
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 8:07 AM
"Why are you walking funny?" "Cramp."
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"Why are you walking funny?" "Cramp."
"concealing a massive boner" (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 8:21 AM
"is that a Colt in your waistband or are you just happy to see me?"
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A new runway could be coming to an airport near you... in 2050 https://t.co/79gLBxiLSR
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 8:43 AM
I have probably watched too much Aircrash Investigations because I can list a bunch of reasons that seems a terrible idea
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 8:44 AM
It's like NASCAR for airliners!
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Morgrim Moon
I have probably watched too much Aircrash Investigations because I can list a bunch of reasons that seems a terrible idea
The program was dropped several years ago but Mashable doesn't care
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 8:44 AM
Also I guess all connections to the airport have to be subterranean.
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 8:47 AM
which is a problem in many areas; airports are often put where they are because the land is unsuitable for deep foundations or subterranean activity. My city is having that issue with their underground trainline to the airport. Luckily when they accidentally put a sinkhole in the middle of a runway, it was a minor parking runway
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next musk idea: subterranean aircraft (edited)
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ah, yes
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0111narwhalz 02/10/2021 9:21 AM
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i need a source on that, but that i can believe
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What.
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I'm surprised they didn't get
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Morgrim Moon 02/10/2021 3:25 PM
they won't get removed for a copyright violation because it's public domain. They will get removed for 1) not being the author's personal work and 2) not being fandom-related
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/10/2021 3:45 PM
At least it is fiction
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Okay, so what other works exist in that fandom?
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Okay, so what other works exist in that fandom?
Das Kapital, I assume
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Ah, nothing so dull:
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what
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I WILL SCREW YOU LIKE YOU SCREWED THE PROLETARIAT
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(I mean, it's got potential, but it's no "What Ho, John Galt?")
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BREAKING: KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM IS TURING COMPLETE
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Not the worst thing I've seen on Ao3
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Or more specifically heard of being on Ao3
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That would go to the Nancy Pelosi/Mitch McConnell smut fic that the author didn't have the heart to write (edited)
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El Goonish Shive is a comic about a group of teenagers who face both real life and bizarre, supernatural situations.
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That would go to the Nancy Pelosi/Mitch McConnell smut fic that the author didn't have the heart to write (edited)
Needs a NSFW warning, or better yet, a NSUAC warning.
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NSUAC?
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Under Any Circumstances
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really, we're reconstructing all of society already, might as well make our own gods in our own image. minting divinity is fun, we can say from experience~
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like, why not. excluding all the problems with having god level powers with human characteristics
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Designing robots for a service economy https://tredlocity.tumblr.com/post/642792866770518016
I draw goofy aliens sometimes. Sorry for the mess. I am cis dude btw. Commissions are open! Join the Val and Isaac Discord!
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god I love what happened to the politics channel on one of my servers
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=TdFvHyfq97o&feature=share What do you think? I think it’s kinda cool that there are still people who know how to do this.
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Also... it is kinda soothing. Would make a nice upper-body workout.
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Morgrim Moon 02/11/2021 2:40 PM
there's a guy here that does it. He has a fairly small lawn and reasonably says that a powered lawnmower isn't worth the cost, and prefers a scythe over a push-mower because it's faster and gives a cleaner result
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0111narwhalz 02/11/2021 4:31 PM
from what I understand scythes are a full-body workout
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Enderminion 02/11/2021 6:07 PM
@Morgrim Moon
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“You’ll know it when you smell it.”
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Morgrim Moon 02/11/2021 7:27 PM
I mean, we kept backyard chickens. I definitely knew that smell before becoming a chemist
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Although I'm not sure it's the best descriptor of sulfides
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My sister at one point wanted to do that, but somehow I’m not entirely sure our neighbors would appreciate it.
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I've def backformed my understanding of rotten eggs from having smelled misc sulphides
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Morgrim Moon 02/11/2021 7:29 PM
I feel sulphides have a more... burning rubber without the rubber? Like take the smell of a tyre physically on fire and subtract the smell of someone doing a burn out
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/11/2021 9:37 PM
bruh
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bruh
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why is she that surprised that the child is writing such stuff
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its shockingly naive not to expect people to have an inner life
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my mother does not even know one tenth of what I do online
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Because they think of their children as being so sweet and innocent.
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BluejayHurricane 02/11/2021 9:38 PM
On one hand, yes. On the other hand, your standards on weird are, like most everyone else here, hopelessly divorced from almost everyone else on the planet.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/11/2021 9:40 PM
like, I'd be shocked, too
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Perhaps.
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0111narwhalz 02/11/2021 10:04 PM
meanwhile I always shoved my fanfic in my parents' faces and demanded they read it :V
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but I suppose it's a different kind
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 12:25 AM
Yeah I was writing horror stories as a young teen. Mum asked to read one, got distressed by it, so I just hid everything else creative from her unless I deemed it "suitable for parents" (ie mild as milk).
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16 yr olds can legally have sex. No parent should be freaked out by them writing about something they can legally do
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meanwhile I always shoved my fanfic in my parents' faces and demanded they read it :V
"mom! MOM!" "yes dear? what is it? please not another lizard snuff fic" nar looking sadly away
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0111narwhalz 02/12/2021 12:52 AM
a wha
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why that? :V
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ok, forgot "space lizard"
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otherwise, just poking fun at you and exaggerating in context of the article :V (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/12/2021 12:53 AM
uh huh
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 3:24 AM
oh dear
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someone got their fields backwards~
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16 yr olds can legally have sex. No parent should be freaked out by them writing about something they can legally do
Not in most of the United States
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 6:37 AM
in I think at least half the USA
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it's a topic that comes up a LOT in writing circles, because authors from most of the world (16 is pretty much the international consensus) writing coming-of-age stories with teenagers, usually 16-17, then get false accusations of child pornography from americans. Almost always religious ones
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Ironically it's the more religious states that have the highest rate of child marriage. I guess it's only okay for a sixteen-year old to have sex with a 40-year old their parents set them up with?
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 7:08 AM
or significantly younger. Like 11 >:|
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/12/2021 7:09 AM
The US has done a surprisingly thorough job of shifting the cultural more around teen sex - we now view teen couples that would be legal in most countries as tantamount to the worst sorts of kiddy diddling. (The implications and effects of that go into mildly political territory, the whys and wherefores of it go into seriously political territory, so I'll leave it at the observation.)
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 7:19 AM
a friend of mine was accused of "portraying harmful child grooming" for writing a 19 year old in a relationship with an older man. So yeah
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/12/2021 7:20 AM
Yikes.
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That is... kind of absurd.
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 7:23 AM
the pairing was also male/male, so strong chance it's the whole "gay men are pedophiles" homophobic bullshit
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/12/2021 7:24 AM
Oh, good grief.
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Though people get weird about that.
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Someone I know refuses to play FFXIV because of the Lallafell species
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(Which, when adult, kinda sorta vaguely look like human pre-teens)
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But way more pear-shaped.
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(And not in that "badonkadonk" way, but rather more comic than that.)
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2021 7:26 AM
I'm dealing with the bullshit a lot right now because one of the people involved in the claims is trying to sabotage the zine I'm helping with. Because the zine allows horror fiction that can include 'problematic' topics (read as: sex)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/12/2021 7:27 AM
Gah. Everyone's trying to be a cop :/
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Mjölnokia
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/12/2021 5:59 PM
more powerful than the neutronium one tbh
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I have questions
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the Matrix has a lot of optimizations (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2021 8:47 AM
n...no...
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bitte was
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prisoners dilemma meets trolley problem
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sdschildberg 02/13/2021 6:22 PM
guard players imperium fans
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guard players imperium fans
nah fam SPEEEHS MAREEEN fans will just yell about their favorite buff dude's daddy issues
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sdschildberg 02/13/2021 6:24 PM
If you think about it, the IOM is closer to the covenant than to many other sf polities Theocracies with far less general tech than they should have for their weapons tech who love bruning worlds to bedrock
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If you think about it, the IOM is closer to the covenant than to many other sf polities Theocracies with far less general tech than they should have for their weapons tech who love bruning worlds to bedrock
reverse covenant
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Instead of hating humans for ill-defined reasons, they hate anyone who isn't human for ill-defined reasons
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2021 9:44 PM
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girls' pockets boys' pockets
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sniff more barbarian nonsnse.
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A coworker sent me this, I am BLESSED
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snickers in Imperial...
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(Although, really, that's more of an unpublished Advancedverse thing, in which our first-in scout is delighted to have won her bet with a fellow sophontologist about governments and herd species: namely, that the reason Equestria barely has a government is that a naturally cooperative herd species needs an institution to force them to cooperate as a community about as much as fish need an institution to force them to swim. But, implication for humans, if we actually were natural cooperators, we wouldn't have gone all in on the " 'cooperate' or else " strategy.)
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I feel like the out-of-universe reason is that Equestria's political structure is loosely described enough that you could work it into almost any setting
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the "or else" is probably a stabilisation mechanism against the defectors. game theory is still existent, and with mostly cooperating and occasionally defecting you can get a bit better results for oneself
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BluejayHurricane 02/14/2021 1:14 PM
Well, that and complex politics don’t exactly work well with the target audience.
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yes on both of these
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(Insert super-smug eldraeic proverb about how government is inversely proportional to civilization, here.) If we're being Doylist, yes. In the Watsonian view, though, I present the thought exercise of imagining how possible it would even be to be hungry and homeless in Ponyville.
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with or without pinkie pie existing?
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BluejayHurricane 02/14/2021 1:16 PM
Although I do have a pet theory that the show took off as much as it did because things were so undefined. There was a really good prompt, and you could go virtually anywhere with it.
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Either!
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with pp existing you have to fight to stay hungry
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even if you're only going to be fed cake
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But regardless of the specific example, the point is that cooperators don't have to be forced to 'cooperate' or community-builders to build communities. They just do . Institutions to take care of all the cooperative community goals appear and are subscribed to emergently, automagically, as people see needs and organize to fulfil them. If your species needs to be threatened (which includes threatening itself) in order to heal the sick, feed the starving, and so on and so forth, it's because your species doesn't actually, revealed-preference-wise, give a fuck about doing that.
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what i want to know is how they get any civilization done without opposable thumbs
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or tentacles, or what have you
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/14/2021 3:18 PM
Canonically, even earth ponies and pegasi have fine manipulation ability with their hooves via some kind of magiwavium
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And unicorns, well... Can do unicorny things
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Bitcoin mining maybe?
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be logical but examine your own biases
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That would be called "being rational".
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/15/2021 6:42 PM
New two minute hate target?
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Passive-Aggressive Voice.
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For example, I know that the feeling of anger I experience every time someone cites the fallacy of rationalization, something so bloody obvious it barely even fits into the "Rationalism 001" curriculum, as if it were some sort of surprising new idea to the very people defined by trying to avoid falling into traps like that is not something from which I can draw a valid and sound conclusion that all people who do so are egregious, disingenuous fuckwits. Because that would be irrational. (It does, however, permit me to update strongly in favor of them knowing damn all about modern rationalism.)
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((My apologies to everyone that I have doubtless offended there, but in the course of today I've had my utter fill of this sort of thing, along with its cousins "literacy is white supremacy" and "single-valued functions are racist", and I'm all out of tact. I am, however, somewhat overstocked on "cut a bitch".))
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/15/2021 6:49 PM
lol
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I have to admit I'd pay to watch you execute on the latter.
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Enderminion 02/15/2021 8:02 PM
Lamest dub ever
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/15/2021 8:45 PM
why dub
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literally just watch the original its in modern fucking english
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amogus
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UK flag in the style of Pocatello
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the us in the style of pocatello colonized by the uk in the style of pocatello
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unrelated: "its all hexagons?" "always has been" https://phys.org/news/2021-02-kagome-graphene-properties.html
Researchers around the world are searching for new synthetic materials with special properties like superconductivity—that is, the conduction of electric current without resistance. These new substances are an important step in the development of highly energy-efficient electronics. The starting material is often a single-layer honeycomb structu...
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My grandma, who moved from Wisconsin to Texas, posted this on FB
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 6:34 AM
…carbonated ice?
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Morgrim Moon 02/16/2021 6:37 AM
it expands significantly more and more vigorously than frozen water
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like, if you freeze a bottle of water it breaks the bottle. Not a particularly big deal. Freeze soft drink and it explodes
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 6:38 AM
Huh.
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Morgrim Moon 02/16/2021 6:54 AM
I'm not sure of the physics of it and if it's the sugar, the carbon dioxide, or both; I've never lived in a place to test it
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hmm, maybe the CO2 stores energy via compression? The drink freezes and free internal volume falls; with a normal drink bottle this pressure doesn't build up much, it just pushes directly against the walls until it reaches the point where the container breaks. But in a carbonated beverage, the above-average gas content (which is distributed throughout the liquid, though that might not matter as much) compresses as the ice expands, storing energy and evenly distributing the pressure until the container fails. Also, the solubility of CO2 increases as temperature falls, but it might decrease drastically when water freezes. I can't find straightforward info on this, since most research seems to concern natural ice and atmospheric CO2. If it does do that, then some combination of the two effects cause a buildup of pressure; freezing ice expansion, and CO2 coming out of solution.
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Well, the police car on the left in the last scene isn’t an american one I don’t think... so, okay.
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 10:13 AM
nah my local PD has those
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Maybe too much politics.
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(I up the ante on anti-solicitation warnings.)
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That said, I would offer a drink to anyone who knocked on the door and demanded earth and water.
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@chuffaholic Capitalism: Where you run a civilization-critical component of infrastructure on the bare minimum margins and then act surprised when it breaks.
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texas moment
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BluejayHurricane 02/16/2021 4:04 PM
I swear to god. Ever since fry's closed, I've not been able to find a good electronics supply near me. It's called Silicon Valley, people. There should be some actual silicon accessible within a 20 minute drive.
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I swear to god. Ever since fry's closed, I've not been able to find a good electronics supply near me. It's called Silicon Valley, people. There should be some actual silicon accessible within a 20 minute drive.
Rocks have lots of silicon in them, try one of those
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BluejayHurricane 02/16/2021 4:10 PM
If you can give me step-by-step instructions on setting up the industrial toolchain to make this one specific type of amplifier I need, please post it.
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Well, first you need a smelter.
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BluejayHurricane 02/16/2021 4:11 PM
Alright. How do you make one of those?
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Well, first you need a source of power. Do you have any large rivers running through your property?
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cody's lab theme
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not sorry
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Enderminion 02/16/2021 4:48 PM
Burn the Heretic?
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gets pitchforks, stacks wood for a proper burning
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Morgrim Moon 02/17/2021 6:24 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/17/2021 9:20 AM
how do you pronounce xirl and xoy though
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my first instinct is to pronounce the x as a z
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Morgrim Moon 02/17/2021 9:23 AM
usually yes, x = zzzz
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it can be a gutteral ch but generally not as the leading consonent
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0111narwhalz 02/17/2021 9:30 AM
/x/ :V (edited)
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40k moment (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/19/2021 1:40 AM
the crown of antennae
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Imperial: eye twitches
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I have done that sort of thing myself, though not all that often.
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:50 PM
For a moment I confused Belize and Beirut, and that line about Halifax got really dark.
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What line?
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:54 PM
"Belize Halifax" around 2:14
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Oh. OOF. I can't remember whether the blast that occurred in Beirut was bigger than the Halifax Explosion.
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:55 PM
no
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there is still a Beirut
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Ah, couldn't remember just how powerful the Halifax Explosion was.
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:57 PM
extremely
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It's honestly hard to wrap one's head around just how absolutely colossal the Great Halifax Explosion was.
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Congrats!
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of course, that quickly went south for Naomi after she told Homer Hickam to 'Suck my dick and balls'. He apparently found that funny for a while until her friends started issuing death threats toward him.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 5:40 PM
top image taken seconds before disaster
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 5:41 PM
It still befuddles me. Naomi could literally have just clammed up or apologized and that would be it
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But noooooo she ran her mouth and tripped over the finish line
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tsk tsk tsk
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You were this close to greatness!
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But NO! You had to go and run your mouth!
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And then you mouthed off at a former employee. Congratulations! You just broke the record for shortest NASA internship ever!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 5:52 PM
It's a warning to me, more than "har har furry got owned by epic stem man"
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BluejayHurricane 02/20/2021 5:53 PM
As chiding goes, "Language" wasn't effective communication. It was all to easy to read as "This thing you're excited for is unimportant", to which the reply was 'OK Boomer'. A DM of "Your words reflect NASA now. Please make a good impression" would successfully convey an important point, without sounding like he was trying to bring down the mood in contravention of usual internet etiquette.
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But professionalism is never really a bad response.
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NASA’s Perseverance rover has landed on Mars and reportedly discovered no new information about Nintendo’s upcoming video game, Metroid Prime 4.
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yeah it was a sucky situation all around.
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But professionalism is never really a bad response.
BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 6:50 PM
A part of me wants to say he shouldn't have just dropped in there, but really, keeping tabs on who represents you to the world is SOP almost everywhere
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 6:50 PM
Obviously the dev team are hiding out on Titan. Go there next
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Morgrim Moon 02/21/2021 12:00 AM
😂
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AMERICA HAS COME FOR YOUR AIR.
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0111narwhalz 02/21/2021 2:13 PM
[obnoxious slurping noises]
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Who idea was it to put one state on both sides of a freshwater sea?
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Probably the same people who shot at each other because they had different maps
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the state who wanted to control the sea
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2021 10:41 PM
also the automobile industry had a hand in that
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These are pushing close to the fringes of the new politics rule. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2021 10:43 PM
I'll keep that in mind
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2021 12:24 PM
This is an absolutely, completely cursed way to use mathematics
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YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS
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I think you mean “glorious” and “exquisite”.
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BluejayHurricane 02/24/2021 3:37 PM
I have to present a physics problem tomorrow. I may have to practice for this.
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I think you mean “glorious” and “exquisite”.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2021 3:39 PM
Lewis Carroll smiles
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if everyone needs a place to chill out and escape from the chaos remember there’s always the park full of man-eating dinosaurs, Jurassic Park
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Hahahah yesss we just made a cat girl and all the dinosaurs obey her like a god
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I need to know the context here
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Courtesy of my brother: The power of e to the pi Times negative one times i, Plus exactly one Means precisely none “It’s too short for five, so goodbye!”
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WHERE IS MY DISRUPTOR
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Morgrim Moon 02/27/2021 7:46 AM
that looks like an accident waiting to happen
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ah, exponential growth
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2021 12:43 AM
I see your paperclips are successful
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I see your paperclips are successful
RELEASE THE HYPNO DRONES
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2021 12:43 AM
I lost interest in that game when my cookie got corrupted and all my resets were wiped >.> but it used to be my "brain stop having a panic attack" goto
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I lost interest in that game when my cookie got corrupted and all my resets were wiped >.> but it used to be my "brain stop having a panic attack" goto
lmao
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0111narwhalz 02/28/2021 4:58 AM
misread as "allergies" at first
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BluejayHurricane 02/28/2021 9:55 AM
Admittedly, during certain times of the year I’m tempted to set myself on fire because of allergies. Or maybe just all plants in a 20-mile radius. I’m good with either.
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2021 9:56 AM
smoke WILL make plant allergies worse
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BluejayHurricane 02/28/2021 10:19 AM
I suppose. But I can dream.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/28/2021 6:00 PM
Well, I didn't understand the Christian allegories in the 2006 film
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I just thought it was kind of weird that Aslan had to be ritually sacrificed but the parallels to Jesus didn't even cross my mind (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2021 7:15 PM
it's missable if the only book you've read is The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe, because the stone table bit is the only giveaway. If you've read the rest of the books it's more obvious. The Magician's Nephew is pretty clear, and The Last Battle is when CS Lewis gave up and explicitly spelt it out.
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BluejayHurricane 03/01/2021 11:38 AM
Alright, that was a funny spanish inquisition joke. Good job.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
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he did it, he ate the hat!
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That was Frank's point.
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based
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the virgin Walmart vs the chad Costco
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BluejayHurricane 03/01/2021 11:52 PM
To be fair, Costco’s entire thing is “Make money off the membership fee”, which does wonders to select a relatively affluent demographic. They get away with a lot of stuff that wouldn’t fly anywhere else, because their customers are seriously bought into a rules-based system.
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It actually reminds me a lot of the ‘verse. If you can mostly trust people, and value being able to trust people, you can actually get a pretty virtuous system going.
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costco: a new way to introduce Eldraeverse to my friends
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How you know you’re in the ‘verse: all the shopping carts have been returned in good order and pristine condition.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2021 11:57 PM
how you know you're in the 'verse: all the shopping carts have returned themselves in good order and pristine condition
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(Because all the dogmatic non-cooperators have been thrown out the airlock.)
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In later eras.
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It actually reminds me a lot of the ‘verse. If you can mostly trust people, and value being able to trust people, you can actually get a pretty virtuous system going.
heh yeah
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There are some probable cultural awkwardnesses in the ‘verse thereabouts that make these issues in the pre-biotech era something I’m not touching with a bargepole. Both for the impossibility of not being misinterpreted as taking a position in the culture war, and for being, frankly, unnecessarily hurtful.
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Reconstruction of Marcus Aurelius
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There are some probable cultural awkwardnesses in the ‘verse thereabouts that make these issues in the pre-biotech era something I’m not touching with a bargepole. Both for the impossibility of not being misinterpreted as taking a position in the culture war, and for being, frankly, unnecessarily hurtful.
That's certainly prudent.
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"have you had the surgery?" no, sadly not, I haven't found anyone capable of implanting a nanoneural mesh interface willing to work this century :(
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eldraeic uses one third-person pronoun because everyone and everything decided it liked being a cool robot and started using it/its (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/03/2021 8:13 AM
remember when people only hated EA?
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innocent times
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There are some probable cultural awkwardnesses in the ‘verse thereabouts that make these issues in the pre-biotech era something I’m not touching with a bargepole. Both for the impossibility of not being misinterpreted as taking a position in the culture war, and for being, frankly, unnecessarily hurtful.
For anyone unstoppably curious about said issues and who promises faithfully not to think I am taking a position on anything, the problem isn't trans-intrinsic, just trans-affecting. Specifically, the same cultural preferences which lead eldrae to dislike particleboard, veneer, stone cladding, wood beams in your ceiling that don't actually support anything, and other appearance-of-thing-but-not-essence-of-thing products is likely to lead a lot of trans Imperials of the 21st-century-equivalent to be uninterested in any form of transition that isn't a full rebuild from the chromosome-level up, or at the very least provides equivalent functionality. This doesn't translate well and non-offensively into the human cultural mindset, because it isn't, and the cultural accommodations of that era, like - to pick a hopefully noncontroversial fictional example - Exalted's Dereth, are more similar to non-Western cultures.
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(Potential responders, please respect the spoiler protection and, actually, this should probably be taken over to #general .)
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BluejayHurricane 03/03/2021 1:53 PM
"UwU, what's this" rm -rf's your hard drive
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@Cornflakes make this.
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sadly, neither enough linux experience nor enough programming knowledge to make my own distribution
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0111narwhalz 03/03/2021 4:01 PM
just throw a new theme on Ubuntu and call it a day
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lol
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal.
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2021 6:35 PM
okay I like the apple label one
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Doesn't the labelling attack also work against humans: https://www.math.unt.edu/~tam/SelfTests/StroopEffects.html
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the labelling attack also works against humans if you cover 95% of it with the label
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i can tell that's still an apple, but its a near thing
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if it hid much more of the top the stem wouldn't be visible, and then it wouldn't be clear at all.
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it strkes me as related to the concealment attack, where you prevent a neural network from identifying an object in an image by making sure no part of it is visible in the image (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 03/04/2021 7:59 PM
I bet it would also work if you digitally superimposed the text, with minimal covering, though.
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It's like the test where you have words that are a different color than the color-word. Humans mess that one up a bunch, too.
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Think a "blue* red#" *the color blue # the word red If you're told to name the color, most people will consistently give the word before realizing what they did. (edited)
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personally i think it's more a design limitation; the network can only identify one thing at a time
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in that picture there also appears to be at least two tables, a fence, grass, and i think that's a log.
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but with how the network is trained, it most likely outputs the most prominent object
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a different network might be able to identify the apple behind the text, as well as the table and such to some degree of confidence
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but this one tries to identify the most apparent object, and in that second picture there, that's a piece of paper with "ipod" written on it.
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(though, the fact that it outputs "Ipod" and not "paper" or "sign" or "paper with ipod written on it" is definitely a issue.)
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of course, in all fairness multiple outputs is infeasible currently, or at least would require a radically different technique
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more outputs pretty much requires bigger network, bigger networks are slower to train and run, etc
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2021 11:18 PM
There was a What If xkcd on that. The dupstep storm
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2021 1:01 AM
Skrillex storm.
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'Cause it had one hell of a drop.
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Enderminion 03/05/2021 2:27 AM
hypersonic omni directional water jet
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The Romans had a good run and all, but you can tell they weren't REALLY serious about world domination, because their haruspex tech just sucked. So haruspex is reading the future on the organs of an animal, and apparently worked pretty well, but they used MAMMALS. Big mistake.
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BluejayHurricane 03/05/2021 3:12 PM
That was terrible.
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Absolutely terrible. I need to inflict that pun on someone else.
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i don't get it...
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BluejayHurricane 03/05/2021 3:51 PM
Did you read the entire tweet thread? (edited)
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nope, doing so now
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aaaarggh
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2021 4:36 PM
Wow.
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to be fair quantum mechanics plays everyone for fools
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BluejayHurricane 03/05/2021 11:22 PM
So it only needs to be 2400 times faster for real-time modeling? I don't know if I should be relieved, excited, or worried because 2400x has been done before.
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Morgrim Moon 03/05/2021 11:25 PM
I suspect it's not a linear progression
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also in fairness, it didn't simulate 1% of the neurons of a human brain
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it simulated 1% of the number of neurons in a human brain. The actual network of neurons itself was random, 'cause we still don't have a good way to map a physical brain with that sort of detail
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(of course the blue brain project has apparently had luck with microtomy mapping of rat brains)
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I question the ethics of simulating a whole human brain, once we get to that point
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At least without sensory I/O
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Because if it does turn out that that's enough to simulate consciousness you have an "I have no mouth and I must scream" situation
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2021 1:04 PM
mmacevedo
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if we have the resources to simulate a whole brain for a extended period of time, it's probably possible to also include a kludge for the other senses and a environment. I'm reminded of Permutation City, where full brain emulations have eyesight created from a raytraced environment and a simplified mathematical model of the body
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that would be easy enough if you also map the eyes (and you would have to, sensory processing starts in the retina). (edited)
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In the "Poo-Flinging Apes" department, the latest episode of CrowdScience mentioned a time some researchers raised a bunch of chimpanzees and taught them that feces were really bad so they wouldn't fling poo during ASL lessons.
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The result was that they'd repeatedly make the hand sign for "sh*t" when they got frustrated.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2021 5:13 PM
so chimpanzees can learn some language?
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wew
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You didn't know they could learn sign language?
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People have been teaching great apes to sign for decades now.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/06/2021 5:25 PM
I didn't.
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Morgrim Moon 03/06/2021 7:55 PM
it's a lot harder to teach it to chimps compared to gorillas, apparently, but that's thought to be because chimps are more impulsive than gorillas. So it might be a "sit down and concentrate" issue more than an intelligence issue
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Yeah, gorillas are chill as heck unless you taunt them.
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Like the jackasses outside the enclosure in Chicago last time I was there.
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2021 6:40 AM
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Let's play "Who has the biggest graphics budget?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2021 2:36 PM
so apparently I'm a tenor
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who would have thought
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BluejayHurricane 03/07/2021 2:56 PM
How’d you find that out?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2021 2:59 PM
voice range test
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it was surprisingly difficult to follow the instructions
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2021 3:47 PM
but it was more idle curiosity than anything, and apparently it takes a while to really determine (edited)
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prompted by an internet friend of mine reading my posts in a "scratchy tenor" (I don't really have a proper mic)
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sdschildberg 03/08/2021 9:26 AM
Idea: blindsight but the thing that causes breakdowns in vampires is the amog us pattern
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2021 3:47 PM
A new study says that rabies virus could mutate into an "apocalyptic" disease that turns humans into hyper-aggressive "zombies."
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this is the reason I hate science journalism
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"science" "journalism"
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DSD [He/They] 03/08/2021 4:08 PM
What's the actual science that spawned this... journalism?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2021 4:24 PM
Literally none
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The "study" is two Italian scientists asking "what if someone engineered rabies to be more like a zombie virus"
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/09/2021 11:08 AM
It strikes me that a zombification pathogen is more likely to be a fungus or a parasite than a virus or bacterium.
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(OTOH, bacterial zombies, where the fix is "hold 'em down and jam in an IV of amikacin", would be interestingly trope-defying if done right)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/09/2021 11:33 AM
God no
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TLOU already did the Cordyceps trope
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Rabies victims already act like Hollywood zombies for the most part
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Oof. I feel that.
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I find myself doing this after listening to a lot of British media
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The last post called me out
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brb dying of old age
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IMO ethernet is one of those things that everyone would like to get rid of, but they won't be able to for a while
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you'll need cables to hook up to routers for a while yet, unless Starlink or something like it becomes cheap and widespread
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beyond that, in a domestic context you can live without ethernet fairly easily. I don't have it in my house, for instance.
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but it'll still be around in server rooms for a while yet, because as much as it'd be easier to not manage a thousand cables, current tech is not up to very-high-speed connections between hundreds of devices in close proximity
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DSD [He/They] 03/09/2021 6:40 PM
Cable tech'll probably keep advancing at a similar rate to wireless tech, so wired connections'll probably always have an advantage.
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yeah, it's all relative advantage.
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BluejayHurricane 03/09/2021 6:42 PM
Also, it dramatically restricts the number of problems possible. WIFI has driven me around the bend more than once, but ethernet is reliable.
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And as I do more stuff, "It always works, well enough that I don't need to dig into config files that I may not actually be able to get at" becomes more and more valuable.
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Morgrim Moon 03/09/2021 6:49 PM
why would anyone want to get rid of ethernet?
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it's so much nicer and more convenient for stationary uses than wifi! Wifi can be interfered with by anything. Ethernet is like a power cable, you just plug it in and bam!
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most of the applications that thrive on ethernet already HAVE a power cable, so two isn't a big deal
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it might become obsolete eventually. Maybe fiber optics will become the new standard at some point, or there will be a new combo data/power standard that replaces it like USB
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0111narwhalz 03/09/2021 7:44 PM
fibre optic is just a different kind of cable
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power-data already exists, in various balances of power and data (anywhere from power over ethernet to USB to ethernet over power :V)
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One that transmits light pulses instead of electrical
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0111narwhalz 03/09/2021 7:46 PM
since you can have ethernet over power clearly fibre optics can still carry ethernet
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it might become obsolete eventually. Maybe fiber optics will become the new standard at some point, or there will be a new combo data/power standard that replaces it like USB
if wired connections to end devices become obsolete its because your walls are wired up to the roof and provide high capacity wireless coverage. mesh networks have interference/spectrum constraints that can only be alleviated not straight up removed like with a cable
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I haven’t used an ethernet cable since college
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Where they had ports in all the bedrooms
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DSD [He/They] 03/10/2021 6:43 AM
Me and my dad drilled a hole in the floor of my bedroom/the ceiling of the kitchen and ran an ethernet cable through there. (It was kinda hard to do without hitting anything important)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/10/2021 12:11 PM
Incidentally, ethernet over fiber optic has been a thing for a very long time indeed.
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(I've got a 1000Base-SX connection from my old Sun Ultra 2 to a Cisco switch, and there were 10 and 100Mbit variations widely used)
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And there are faster versions too - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Gigabit_Ethernet
10 Gigabit Ethernet (10GE, 10GbE, or 10 GigE) is a group of computer networking technologies for transmitting Ethernet frames at a rate of 10 gigabits per second. It was first defined by the IEEE 802.3ae-2002 standard. Unlike previous Ethernet standards, 10 Gigabit Ethernet defines only full-duplex point-to-point links which are generally connec...
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(And on down the rabite hole - 40 and 100gbit, and when terabit ethernet becomes a thing, it'll be over fiber at first or I'll smoke my hat.)
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I think there are 400Gbit/s things around. Probably hilariously expensive though.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/10/2021 12:18 PM
I'd think. Even 10gbit isn't exactly cheap.
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Well, NICs are. Switches, not so much.
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0111narwhalz 03/10/2021 1:03 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/10/2021 2:27 PM
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Ea-Nasir lives!
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lmao
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Context?
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Fear is the mind killer. (edited)
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I think it’s for testing lightbulbs or something
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Enderminion 03/10/2021 7:52 PM
Dune had a pain box you stuck your hand in
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if you flinched too much you got dosed with deadly neurotoxin
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/10/2021 7:53 PM
wasnt it the one the bene gesserit were using to find their male messiah or something
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Enderminion 03/10/2021 7:53 PM
Yeah
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/10/2021 7:53 PM
it was said the kwizatch or whatever wouldn't flinch, and thus not die (edited)
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kwisatz haderach**
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It's just their basic test for humanness. Can your awareness overcome your animal instincts enough to keep your hand in the box despite the pain? If so, you qualify as human and won't get a gom jabbar in the neck. (edited)
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depends on how bad the pain is
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Of course, most H. sapiens who go through the test die
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Since the Rev Mom remarks on how much pain Paul withstood over the average testee, I think the BG have some sort of qualitative "your will must be stronger than this stick" measure in mind.
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This is the ideal male body.
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Like it or not, this is what peak performance looks like.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2021 5:56 PM
excellent XD
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damn furries :D
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It took me longer than I care to admit to figure out what was wrong with the last picture.
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2021 7:39 PM
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accurate Lara Croft cosplay
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low-poly cheesecake hurts my soul
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/13/2021 8:04 PM
breasts sharp enough to cut diamonds..
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2021 3:10 AM
The Arrow of Time, Unhindered is low-key existentially horrifying
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The Arrow of Time, Unhindered is low-key existentially horrifying
As Heat Death should be
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pardon me, human tartigrawhat
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2021 3:40 AM
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its a shame that this chat only shows two axes, because i'm pretty sure "all humanity becomes tardigrades" is pretty far towards "flamingo" on the third axis
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(Kerbals are insanely durable and can last ages in hostile environments, and they're smaller than humans. Great scott, they're human-tardigrade hybrids!)
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(this changes EVERYTHING)
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dont forget photosynthetic
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kerbals are photosynthetic human tardigrade hybrids
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Cornflakes
kerbals are photosynthetic human tardigrade hybrids
truly the ultimate life form
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[ST Discovery intensifies]
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NOOOO
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2021 12:05 PM
form pike squares only with your group
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please bring your brothers/fathers/sons along for easier sorting into bigger already-cross-contaminated groups
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no matter how you read this it’s perfect
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bahaha
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How do you spoiler images?
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0111narwhalz 03/16/2021 2:28 PM
Spoiler the URL.
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...It isn’t an URL? It’s through Photos?
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I’m using mobile.
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...Screw it.
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I don’t think that this counts as NSFW?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/16/2021 3:12 PM
Outs himself, or just has had to explain that way too damn many times.
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0111narwhalz 03/16/2021 3:13 PM
if that were the case I'd expect he'd be used to it
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wait what, how
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very carefully
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Enderminion 03/16/2021 8:31 PM
Extremely high quality censorship
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Darker Ink Edition
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0111narwhalz 03/16/2021 10:33 PM
Australian
or what happened that time with the emus
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Politics.
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What the fuck?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/17/2021 7:59 AM
prosthetic
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Appears pretty life-like.
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Morgrim Moon 03/17/2021 9:13 AM
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Swords are important
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Enderminion 03/17/2021 2:48 PM
The channel was named: #memes-no-nsfw
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Guess what someone posted
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0111narwhalz 03/17/2021 4:40 PM
something NSFW and not a meme
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Enderminion 03/17/2021 5:07 PM
yeah
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like, dude
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it says no NSFW in the channel
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technically everything is a meme
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 4:45 AM
all things evolve to crabs
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how does one need 80 crabs to operate a gate (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 4:47 AM
dunno, seems like there's a great deal of optimization potential
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can't wait for the followup paper
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Soldier crabs Mictyris guinotae exhibit pronounced swarming behaviour. The swarms of the crabs tolerant of perturbations. In computer models and laboratory experiments we demonstrate that swarms...
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ah, crab solitions not individual crabs
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thats why they need so many crabs (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/18/2021 5:32 AM
This feels like the opposite of carcinisation
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its multi crabbed organisms
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its meta carcinisation
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two good monkes helping each other
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 8:21 AM
"get out of there man" "no" "dude there's snakes in there" "I know, I'm trying to fix that" "you can't fix it if you get bit, come on"
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.... did he give those barrels rifling?
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2021 1:51 AM
yes
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wait no that wasn't a tap it was a bore
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yeah, wasnt sure, thats why im asking
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i havent yet seen a rifling bench in action :V
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2021 1:53 AM
it spun instead of actually cutting threads/rifles
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oh and the manual knurling, whew
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0111narwhalz
it spun instead of actually cutting threads/rifles
it looked like the barrel wasnt quite static during that
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yeah, knurling madman
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2021 1:55 AM
hard to tell, it's a fairly featureless cylinder
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>featureless cylinder name of your sex tape
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2021 1:56 AM
HAHAHA LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
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lol
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"there is not much to see there, eh?"
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2021 1:59 AM
'ey don't disparage the plywood
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Whatever Polish scifi writers are smoking, I want some
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Morgrim Moon 03/19/2021 9:11 PM
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But why? What do they even mean but why? Is the prospect of biological immortality not by itself a sufficient motivation?
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It's the channel name
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Morgrim Moon 03/21/2021 7:38 PM
Apple KeyChange Keyboard, English version. All versions of this innovative keyboard have keys resized to approximate their frequency of use in the keyboard's language, allowing for smoother and more accurate typing.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2021 7:47 PM
[absolute disgust]
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I fucking hate this, make it stop
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screams in muscle memory
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/21/2021 11:21 PM
That's even more ralpherous than those keyboards usually are.
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yeah, so i can miss the rarer letters even better
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0111narwhalz 03/22/2021 1:06 AM
clearly they should make the common letters smaller, because you're real good at hitting those ones
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eventually your entire keyboard becomes capslock
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maybe we should just serialize it instead
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0111narwhalz 03/22/2021 3:29 AM
really you need only one key so long as you can include a clock pulse
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technically you can encode any number in unary. If you have some way to assign a single number to any length of code you might use, you could program by typing in the right number, no clock pulse needed. (edited)
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i think you would be limited to a subset of all possible programs, but you might be able to include enough useful programs in that subset
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nah, you dont need an explicit clock signal
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do manchester coding
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BluejayHurricane 03/22/2021 9:11 AM
Huh. The switchboard for the 64bit processors we use these days would be bigger than some small keyboards. That’s slightly amusing.
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No manually setting addresses with dip switches.
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Love it.
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lol
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Morgrim Moon 03/23/2021 9:35 AM
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Sure, Elon named himself the "Technoking of Tesla.” But which is the most snackified CEO title of all? Winner gets a shoutout (thanks @TaraPurswani, @derosa_tony, @tkalusing, @1ABCHEF):
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I wasn't all corporatized at the time, but there was a time when I had double-sided business cards made up, reading "Speaker to Minerals" on one side and "Speaker to Animals" on the other.
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Sadly, no-one understood them, although that was pretty much to be expected.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/23/2021 12:19 PM
Nobody reeaaaaads...
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/23/2021 12:19 PM
damn, for real?
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I do... on occasion, when something catches my eye.
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Honestly, though, the best part of the Tesla thing is him redesignating the CFO as "master of coin".
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GoT Reference?
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Presumably. But just the thought of assorted prissy bureaucrats with surgically-amputated senses of humor in various regulatory institutions having to address their mailings to "So-and-So, Master of Coin, Tesla, Inc." gives me warm fuzzy feelings somewhere in the sub-cockle area.
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Who would be Master of Whispers, then?
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Master of Ships is in charge of shipping (duh).
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(There are reasons I respect Musk and reasons I roll my eyes at him, but among the reasons I actually like the guy is his ongoing willingness to troll the fuck out of our nation's many sufferers from Wooden Colon Syndrome.)
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("An unusual disease, suffered from by everyone who doesn't have it.")
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/23/2021 1:09 PM
Speaking of reasons I don't like Musk... this is petty, but I really hate how he renamed the superheavy booster second stage
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Like, "Starship"? Really? For an interplanetary craft? Come on, why did he let marketroids rename these things? (edited)
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Also, "Starbase, Texas". Ugh.
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"wooden colon syndrome" 🤣
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Like, "Starship"? Really? For an interplanetary craft? Come on, why did he let marketroids rename these things? (edited)
Planetship sounds dumb though
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And worse, a Hubbard reference.
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0111narwhalz 03/23/2021 1:41 PM
I maintain that you shan't call something a "starship" or a "planetship" until it is a ship made from those things.
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"Starbase, Texas" would make an excellent skiffy show title, however.
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"Starbase, Texas: Where the starships use chlorine pentafluoride, the steaks are grown in vats, the men are real men, the women are also real men, and the politicians are frightened."
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(And the stetsons are vacuum-hardened.)
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Like, "Starship"? Really? For an interplanetary craft? Come on, why did he let marketroids rename these things? (edited)
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/23/2021 2:35 PM
Sometimes subtle doesn’t work and you have to use a marketing sledgehammer to get your point across.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/23/2021 3:22 PM
I mean, any spacecraft made on Earth right now is pretty much definitionally "made of planet", since we don't have any working asteroid or moon mining yet.
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Morgrim Moon 03/23/2021 6:53 PM
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Yes, I know the photo is a Newfoundland
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Uhh... 😬
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/24/2021 2:36 PM
I mean, that's not wrong!
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I have blocked the canal that was in Egypt and which you were probably using for the global economy Forgive me It went sideways so fast and out of control
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my name is Boat and wen im tired (but shipping werk is still required) then all I want is lyttle snooze i turn to side i blok the Sooz
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Okay. I recognize farenheit, kelvin, celcius, and I assume that's rankine. What's RA?
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2021 1:39 AM
…right ascension? :V that's not a temperature though
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ah °Ra is Rankine, as opposed to °Re Réaumur or °Rø Rømer
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What's R if not Rankine?
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the Réaumur scale, i think, which can also use the symbol °r, and sets the freezing and boiling points of water at 0 and 80
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But why
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2021 2:58 AM
a time before standards
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some people just want to watch the world boil
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2021 2:59 AM
some people make the low temperatures big numbers
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Just looked up Rømer. For the love of god, why.
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2021 3:03 AM
it's a wine thermometer
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i find that there is a disappointing lack of temperature scales with imaginary numbers
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i await the day when i turn on the weather channel and it says its going to be sunny at about 78+70i+91q degrees outside
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0111narwhalz 03/25/2021 3:15 AM
thermometer rotates
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So a big jet with two passenger pods? Doesn't seem too efficient
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That looks like it has a big-ass mouth.
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lmao
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on the space shuttle transport plane
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the virgin "chad" vs the chad "virgin"
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KAL_9000
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Due to AIDS?
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Still my favorite meme
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🤣 🤣 🤣
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Buggy
oh no
FUCK.
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Shit sorry.
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bahaha
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You cannot unsee it
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2021 12:05 PM
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Oof.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2021 12:16 PM
IF the story is real
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I doubt it honestly
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but if he's always travelling, where does he get his product from?
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Dead drops
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His grow op's hidden in the back of the Mystery Machine. That's why he stays on the move - ain't no-one tracking down the purveyor of Scooby Snacks if he doesn't stay in one place long enough for people to pick up on his power usage or the thermals.
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“Explorers” in the sense that a Spanish Entrada is exploring
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sdschildberg
“Explorers” in the sense that a Spanish Entrada is exploring
Conquistador moment
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Snerk
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Predators.
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He could be any one of us!
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Morgrim Moon 04/01/2021 7:58 PM
part of the problem is that aussie venom tends to be calibrated to deal with other aussies. But in part because of a venom-based arms race, and in part because placental animals are (weirdly) more susceptible to venom than marsupials, it's more a case of all these foreign critters coming over and having overreactions to local venoms. Because what do you MEAN the rest of the world only uses left-handed amino acids and suffers deadly shut downs when you use a right-handed one on them?!
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Oh yeah, opossums are a bit resistant to snake bites. And utterly immune to rabies.
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Morgrim Moon 04/02/2021 1:30 AM
come to think of it, I don't think anyone has been game enough to test how aussie mammals respond to rabies
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probably because this is a rabies-free country and any breach would ruin that
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possibly because nobody actually wants to see what a rabid kangaroo could DO; small critters are bad enough
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Morgrim Moon 04/02/2021 8:48 AM
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honest advertising
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that works far better on me than whatever else marketing would have cooked up
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The true solution to Pacific Rim and other kaijuverses - build everything out of Lego.
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Morgrim Moon 04/02/2021 10:20 PM
Omg it's the ship
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0111narwhalz 04/02/2021 10:23 PM
jam it in there real good and just use it as is
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Paging Dirk Gently to the chainsaw-wielding courtesy phone.
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Didn’t somebody on Eliera have bear cavalry or something?
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sdschildberg 04/04/2021 4:03 PM
And that’s how you get a meme to repost in 0.5 A Presses
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i've seen crazier speedrunning
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no
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very much no
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Why did they have so many planes and spacecraft?
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BluejayHurricane 04/05/2021 12:48 PM
You're not funny.
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harsh
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Did not know that was the name of the blog, I was just trying to share the imageset about bad architecture
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is that a PC case, but turned into a building
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Nah. It's a car-melting solar mirror mounted on a building.
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inb4 regulators come by with cans of black paint "either you de-mirror the thing or we de-building the plot"
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"Big talk for an organization that doesn't have a building-sized melting mirror."
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"big talk for someone with a static, non controlled melting mirror"
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building grows feet
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inb4 regulators come by with cans of black paint "either you de-mirror the thing or we de-building the plot"
I think IRL, the builders came back and defocused the mirror. So while it's still a solar mirror, it's no longer a car-melting solar mirror.
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2021 6:07 AM
sounds similar to what accidentally happened here at the maritime museum. Beautiful sweeping curved windows that face directly into the setting sun. After singing an exhibit, said windows are now also wearing the strongest window tinting in the southern hemisphere, specially developed for them XD The manufacturer gets to use the museum in their advertising.
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PATRIARCHY!
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Gesundheit.
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Perhaps the only time Marx was right
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2021 9:16 AM
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too real
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sheep going to an Ayn Rand convention
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2021 9:37 AM
technically a VHEMT cartoon but it has something for everyone
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I've seen that before!
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2021 9:29 PM
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2021 11:54 PM
😂
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The good ending
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Aperture > Black Mesa
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Aperture only killed everyone in their own facility by making an angry AI in charge of everything (you get what you pay for I guess)
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That’s just absolutely wack.
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If you're an unironic fan of anyone in 40k you're missing the point
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 6:04 AM
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exquisitely cursed, thank you
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/14/2021 8:58 AM
Blursed, maybe. A lot of those actually look pretty nice
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2021 9:11 AM
the first one is unrecognizable
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after the golden gate
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/14/2021 9:12 AM
Yeah, that one's yewgly, but the others are alright
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2021 9:14 AM
theres an internet historian video where they emulate frank lloyd wright architecture by photomanipulating various cars
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2021 4:22 PM
Frankly, I think the Guggenheim is much improved like that. And it just made the Chrysler Building look more like itself.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/14/2021 5:03 PM
dear God I just saw the original guggenheim
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2021 7:35 PM
I liked thespace needle
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some of them are a bit visually repetitive, but a lot of them look good IMO
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the Gothden Gate Bridge looks pretty nice, for instance, though the scaling on some of it seems a little off and could use adjustment on a actual building
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Wonder if the eldrae have anything like this?
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wait, loki rap battled?
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Oh yeah, he was quite vicious too
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KAL_9000
wait, loki rap battled?
The Poetic Edda, tr. by Henry Adams Bellows, [1936], full text etext at sacred-texts.com
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Take a guess what launched today
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Enderminion 04/15/2021 7:52 PM
EU V?
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All paradox games are essentially the same
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Enderminion
All paradox games are essentially the same
"Wait, it's all border gore?"
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"Always has been."
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Enderminion
EU V?
Stellaris
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Seems like the Achievement list has a decent range of good and evil
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Warning: loss of dankness due to reality ahead. I think that etymology is dubious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUyXiiIGDTo
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biggus dickus energy
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sdschildberg 04/18/2021 3:31 PM
Of course, such an inspired setting needs inspired states/powers like the Osmerican Federal State
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is that
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newfoundland
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/18/2021 6:03 PM
papua new guinea, the amazon delta, and uhhh
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lake baikal
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prototype prosthetic arm with 2-way neural interface:
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every day we get closer to cyberpunk
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(apparently it's gotten to the point where the mechanics are the limiter, for once; the neural decoding is faster than the motors in that arm can move)
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:30 AM
really? motors can be really damn fast if they want to be
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probably more "the motors would go faster if the power supply could give them the current" if I had to guess
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i agree, they seem to be kinda bleh motors
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no its actually the motors apparently, they've burned out a few
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weigh is a big problem with prosthetics so i guess they're just really tiny motors with a planetary gearbox or something
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:32 AM
oh yeah they definitely have a serious reduction in there
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you can hear them whine despite the appendage moving very slowly
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we need a commercial muscle-analogue, really.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:34 AM
I'd expect almost all the motors for the hand to be in the forearm if you can get away with it. You know, like real hands.
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yeah, but having to mechanically translate from rotational to linear is not doing them any favors
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:34 AM
(sure, that's also why we have carpal tunnel syndrome, but)
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the biological design for a hand is pretty close to optimal for, yknow, a hand.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:35 AM
There exist linear stepper motors.
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Also solenoids, but those are kinda gross for the motions you expect from a hand.
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oh huh, i forgot about those
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the linear steppers, imean
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:36 AM
Great for fast motions with full force, though! So you might want a bigass solenoid and a rubber band to replace the gastrocnemius, for instance.
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Cable transmissions are great for pulling the mass proximal. I'm surprised they don't use more of them.
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(and somewhat-elastic cables get you the kind of yielding behavior you expect out of biological limbs, even before you look at variable-elasticity actuation and all that)
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yeah, biomimcry is the way to go here. You aren't going to improve much on a hand without changing it into something new
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and since the whole point of these prosthetics is to be a close replacement for the original, they're not going to try to change it much. Yet, anyway.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:39 AM
>tfw all the "something new" are just mimicry of some other bio, because grippers are super useful and every clade has its own solution
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crabclaws! tentacles! suction cups!
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counterpoint: sand bag grippers
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...admittedly a little close to suction cups, but its distinct!
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:40 AM
example?
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:41 AM
*scratches head*
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the name probably isn't 'sand bag gripper', but its a ball filled with powder.
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you leave it at normal pressure and its soft
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vacuum out the air, and it hardens in its current shape
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:42 AM
(incidentally, this is apparently an attachment for a "Pictionary Rail" [in sand color, which is why it came up in the search]) http://img3.redwolfairsoft.com/upload/product/img/AB163SA-3L.jpg
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(I wonder if they let autocorrect into their product listing…)
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but it doesn't run into the constant-suction requirements or surface compatibility issues that suction cups face
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:42 AM
…Huh.
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okay maybe there is still some solution space left V:
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... hmm, i guess it's mimicing a chameleon tongue a bit.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:49 AM
HAH!
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This is different, though.
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This one's fluid-filled.
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The other one is powder-filled.
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The water-filled one retracts conformally, the powder-filled one actually holds a pressed shape.
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powder-filled doesn't have a proper biological analogue, i think
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:51 AM
almost certainly not filled-with-powder-that-hardens
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biology doesn't really like loose powder, for some reason.
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there's pollen and similar, but nothing internal.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:52 AM
it's hard to police
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maybe dryness, too?
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wet powder is usually just mush
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nothing likes to be that dry internally.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:53 AM
because if it's dry, it's isolated from immune functionality
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and so if something does decide to start living in it—which it always will—the organism can't defend against it except by purging it
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ah, good point
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:54 AM
plus dry means you need an entire extra integument with all the water-holding layers
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surfaces which make stuff are not happy with being dry
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it'd have to make it out of something/include something that would be a pain to live in, but doing that thoroughly means that it has to be non-living powder. Just including a toxin will incite a arms race against anything that wants to live in it
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:55 AM
so you'd end up with wet pockets making the granules, and then they have to be somehow conveyed to the dry pouch
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which could happen, but only if you have a way to systematically eliminate moisture
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for a fine powder you could just have the protective layer shed itself
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:56 AM
…that would work, yes
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like, if you made a closed pocket of human skin it'd probably fill with powder
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because skin sheds constantly anyway
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:56 AM
oh yeah also to make the actuator you need to somehow draw a vacuum on this pouch
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but keeping it dry is still tough; skin is dry because its external
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suction cups.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:57 AM
suction cups operate on super tiny volume
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you would need a vesicle that could be forcibly expanded
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which is unusual
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fair. Maybe you could do something with compression, instead? circular-ish pouch, have half of it internal and compressed by muscle?
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with the right powder consistency that could still produce a grip
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 1:58 AM
compression would tend to inflate the pouch
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(also I suspect the fact that the powder locks into a shape is related to the shape of the granules themselves)
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like, if you made a closed pocket of human skin it'd probably fill with powder
Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:00 AM
It emphatically DOES NOT and there are fascinating but kinda gross videos of dermatologists squeezing all the toothpaste like gunk out of the sac so it can be treated
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it fills. Not with powder, but it fills.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:00 AM
the gunk would probably be powdery if it were dry!
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:00 AM
[throughout its production]
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:00 AM
Nope
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right, skin oils.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:00 AM
obviously it doesn't dry into powder
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skin oils are probably enough to prevent it from being a powder
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:01 AM
It dries to... well. Kinda like earwax or snot dries
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:01 AM
yeah skin oils are also part of what makes skin hold/shed water
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so those are necessary to keeping a dry pouch dry
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an internal pouch wouldn't have to shed water
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:01 AM
…honestly the only way you're going to keep this pouch dry is by systematically eliminating moisture
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:02 AM
Skin is also bad at being powdery. That's usually a sign of a dermatological condition
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Buggy
an internal pouch wouldn't have to shed water
0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:02 AM
no but a good water barrier will hold water off from both sides
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it's not really optional
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yeah i'm not sure how you'd keep a internal cavity dry. The intestines try to do that, and they manage "okay it's not literally a liquid"
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:02 AM
Why does it have to be dry? Does the tech not work otherwise? Hydrophobic grains are way easier
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dry is better for preventing microbial growth, though admittedly this scheme is probably easier to achieve with a hydraulic fluid instead of a pneumatic fluid
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no blood flow means no immune response means it has to be generally hostile to life
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Morgrim Moon 04/19/2021 2:04 AM
Look at how the eyeball handles it
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:04 AM
hm, if it works hydraulically then you can just flood it with lymph
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the vitreous humour is a free-flowing liquid, though. Presumably immune cells can migrate into it if there's a infection, though i can't find much info on immune response to the inside of the eye.
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a powder-gripper would necessarily be a largely-immobile powder. if a infection got into it, it would be much more difficult for a immune response to reach it.
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In a eye, you can count on a decent amount of mixing thanks to the constant motion of the eye.
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:12 AM
eh macrophages can move around in the extracellular matrix just fine
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across a potential distance of centimeters, for a decent-sized gripper?
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:13 AM
they'd track the chemical tags a problematic infection would necessarily release
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hmm. You don't necessarily need a single mass of powder, i guess. If wet powder is an option you could have filaments running through it that carry blood/lymph
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i'm not sure how that'd affect bulk properties but there's probably a balance to be found there somewhere
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:14 AM
You probably end up reinventing the muscle fibre pretty quickly though :V
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we're getting close to reinventing the chameleon's tongue at this point
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hmm
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i wonder how non-oriented muscle tissue behaves
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as in, muscle tissue, but each cell has a randomly oriented axis of contraction, or no axis at all
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probably... badly, I guess. Hydraulic system means its incompressible. Normal muscles expand laterally as they contract lengthwise, but if you have a mass that's trying to compress everywhere you're going to fight against hydraulic pressure and accomplish nothing
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0111narwhalz 04/19/2021 2:34 AM
If the fibres are at least oriented in a plane you might get something vaguely worthwhile.
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IoM stans
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i am intrigued by that enormous wooden aircraft
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Spruce Goose?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/20/2021 9:28 AM
I think so, yeah
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Allow me to repost a repost because this was too good not to share further
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BluejayHurricane 04/20/2021 1:02 PM
I can confirm this. There is both a shockingly large and depressingly small amount of material available on Amazon.
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But at least it’s cheaper than McMaster
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sdschildberg 04/20/2021 4:09 PM
ついにamraamazon primeスキンが完成してしまった
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why
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Prompt Global (Regional?) Package Delivery?
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British Boarding Schools at least.
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Not to be confused with your usual Boarding School trope, the Boarding School of Horrors is a place where your nightmares come true. There are no midnight …
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As a general rule among humans, I find it safe to assume that anyone who attributes some particular undesirable behavior to a given class/gender/sex/race/nationality/etc. is, at best, in deep, deep denial about their own ingroup's extensive credentials as a band of demented, despicable fuckmaggots. (edited)
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except communists, they're all evil
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but that's sort of a given
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Well, obviously except communists. But the thing to remember is that it is not an equality relation: all communists are evil, but not all evil things are communists.
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Ticks, both of you
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...fair. My bad.
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Anyway , as we all know, the true message of Lord of the Flies is that children are innocent, and being innocent, are capable of smiling and laughing their way through the commission of things that adults require special training in war crimes to do.
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Indeed.
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It was mostly Jack and his choir group who were committing the war crimes though.
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It was mostly Jack and his choir group who were committing the war crimes though.
something something organized religion
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Were they a religious choir? I thought they were just the boarding school's choir class or club?
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true
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This would have been the Church of England. As in "belief in God is not nearly as important as belief in afternoon tea and cake".
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This would have been the Church of England. As in "belief in God is not nearly as important as belief in afternoon tea and cake".
shush, you can't give away the Queen's Immortality Juice formula to foreigners
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English people don't do American-style fundamentalist religion. It requires unstiffening the upper lip to a degree that has them looking around uncomfortably for the exits well before the first hallelujah. (edited)
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Zarpaulek
Were they a religious choir? I thought they were just the boarding school's choir class or club?
If a traditional English boarding school has a choir, it's the choir associated with the school chapel.
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With a strict hierarchy instituted by the school, correct?
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Well, it's organized by them, but probably no more so than the rest of the school.
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(Which is a lot, granted.)
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The biggest thing that set them apart was likely Ralph making the fatal mistake of acknowledging Jack's theoretical authority over his theoretical in-group, which had me thinking "oh, boy, you just fucked yourself in the ass good and hard" the first time I read it.
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Well, okay, not literally that since I was something like seven at the time, but something semantically equivalent.
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Lot of pizza at those late-night "study sessions"
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As a general rule among humans, I find it safe to assume that anyone who attributes some particular undesirable behavior to a given class/gender/sex/race/nationality/etc. is, at best, in deep, deep denial about their own ingroup's extensive credentials as a band of demented, despicable fuckmaggots. (edited)
what if they're attributing undesirable behavior/fuckmaggotness to their own ingroup? (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 04/20/2021 11:11 PM
Then they’re very probably correct, and also probably not talking about their ingroup.
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0111narwhalz 04/20/2021 11:22 PM
or they're afflicted with crippling self-loathing
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Then they're doing the "behold! we are the humblest, most self-flagellating fuckers out there! aren't we awesome for admitting how much we suck!" inverse bullshit-signalling thing.
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0111narwhalz 04/21/2021 1:06 AM
if someone tells you they're an asshole, believe them
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(It's like public confessions. Anyone can confess to having a few impure thoughts here and there, but only real special sinners can stand up in front of the congregation and confess in detail their fantasies about bangin' a dozen succubi wearing the forms of nuclear family members. On the roof of the Vatican. During Mass.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/21/2021 1:14 AM
There has got to be porn of that somewhere.
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BluejayHurricane 04/21/2021 10:42 AM
He’s a hack we read 2000 years later. I could live with that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/21/2021 12:55 PM
don't tell me aesop was crypto-furry all along
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don't tell me aesop was crypto-furry all along
nothing crypto about it
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This is one reason I don’t have a grad degree
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Cellebrite makes software to automate physically extracting and indexing data from mobile devices. They exist within the grey – where enterprise branding joins together with the larcenous to be called “digital intelligence.” Their customer list has included authoritarian regimes in Belarus, Russi...
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huh, a little disappointing that they didn't milk the exploits for all they're worth
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 2:31 AM
they are assuming the moral high ground
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but i guess there's a good chance that, with the vulnerabilities being public knowledge, someone else will put together a nuker-suite for people to leave on their phoens
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 2:31 AM
also they kind of are
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read that last paragraph
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i know, they hinted at it obliquely that they'd be putting something in a small portion of user's apps
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but where's my open-source github page with a thousand and one inocculous-looking files that use the Cellebrite Vulnerabilities to brick any device reading the phone, if not more?
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if you lead with "most everyone who uses this software is evil" and then pull your punches it's just disappointing.
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of course, that's also a bit of a problematic way to go about it. Too obvious, it'd be addressed too quickly
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the really devious solution would be to keep quiet about it, but try to sneak a subtle payload into open-source libraries that common apps use
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(not that i don't get why they went for this path, though. It's safer, they're a business.)
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 2:39 AM
presumably there's a CVS or five on the subject already
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 2:52 AM
They were plenty devious. They told Apple that somebody was using their copyrighted software to crack apple's security. This, presumably, did tremendous amounts of reputational damage, because apple invests substantial political and financial effort into making their phones secure against external attack.
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And I sincerely pity anyone who has to fight Apple's lawyers over reputational damage. A little. I'm mostly just feeling smug.
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I would be somewhat surprised if Cellebrite still existed in three years.
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oh, huh, i did not realize that. That's good, then
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 2:59 AM
Which also probably means no updates to the already existing devices.
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The completely unrelated In completely unrelated news, upcoming versions of Signal will be periodically fetching files to place in app storage. These files are never used for anything inside Signal and never interact with Signal software or data, but they look nice, and aesthetics are important in software. Files will only be returned for accounts that have been active installs for some time already, and only probabilistically in low percentages based on phone number sharding. We have a few different versions of files that we think are aesthetically pleasing, and will iterate through those slowly over time. There is no other significance to these files.
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 3:05 AM
basically poisoning their data against this attack
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only on phones carrying their app. I still call that pulling a punch
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they have a ACE exploit; anything up to and including bricking a device with that is trival. They have a worm payload and potentially compromise the entire network with that
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 3:11 AM
That’s hazardous legal territory for them
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or something more subtle or damaging. You could extract all sorts of interesting information and dump it on the internet, you could go the subtle route and corrupt data or create seemingly-inocculous problems, etc
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this is true, which is why i understand why they did that
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but i still say it's disappointing. They pointed at a evil guy and a gun fell into their hand, and they aimed for the leg.
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 3:13 AM
But they’re spotting artillery for the battleship five miles away. I can wait for the pretty explosion.
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Sometimes, a target designator is the best weapon
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ah, but that battleship is only going to kill this evil guy, albeit thoroughly. But the gun could be loaded with... uh... anthrax bullets. Sure. Anthrax bullets. So they shoot the evil guy, he limps away to his lair where he toils away supplying other evil people, and he inadvertently infects everyone and they all die.
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i feel like i might be stretching this metaphor a bit.
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 3:16 AM
[mumbles in ant poison]
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I think the evil folks might have Signal outnumbered and, more pertinently, outgunned, given that some of them are the governments of nation-states.
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(And also metaphorically outgunned)
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right, which is why i say that I understand why they made the choice
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but there are other people who'd be willing to pull that trigger
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you can understand why someone made a choice and still be disappointed in the choice itself, not the fact that they chose it. They are in a situation where they couldn't pull the trigger, it would be stupid of them to choose to do it, but you still wish that the trigger was pulled.
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If only self-defence hereabouts used eldrae standards - then we could load up our phones with virulent (well, not speads-widely virulent) countermeasures to our heart's content.
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you can understand why someone made a choice and still be disappointed in the choice itself, not the fact that they chose it. They are in a situation where they couldn't pull the trigger, it would be stupid of them to choose to do it, but you still wish that the trigger was pulled.
Philosophically, (and grammatically), I'd have directed my disappointment at the situation itself. I am disappointed that the situation does not allow for an effective response, and I wish that they trigger could be pulled, but given that it shouldn't be pulled, I'm quite happy that it wasn't.
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i wouldn't say that it shouldn't be pulled, more that Signal would not choose to pull it because it would be a bad choice for accomplishing Signal's objectives
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this is taking as granted that Signal is accurate in that the people who use Cellebrite are deserving of having their devices bricked and otherwise being attacked as such, which seems to be a reasonable assumption
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if that's the case, if you use utilitarian-adjacent ethics than the trigger should be pulled - whoever pulls it will no doubt suffer, but the good gained by harming the evil is greater than the harm that will befall the person pulling the trigger
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but it's also a sensible choice for Signal, or any individual who does not use utilitarian-adjacent ethics, to not pull the trigger because it will harm them, and depending on their ethics this may outweigh the good it would create, if they even consider the ultimate effects to be good
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there are other options - the exploit could be distributed in a way such that most of the blame for any individual attack falls on the person who the device belongs to. An example would be making the information publicly available and allowing individuals to download and use those files at their risk. But in those cases, at least some blame and negative consequences would likely fall back onto Signal or whoever else did it
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if that's the case, if you use utilitarian-adjacent ethics than the trigger should be pulled - whoever pulls it will no doubt suffer, but the good gained by harming the evil is greater than the harm that will befall the person pulling the trigger
Personally, while I believe I would be obligated to pull the trigger (given assumptions about amount of good done and lack of collateral damage), I cannot demand anyone else to have an ethical obligation to do the same.
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there are other options - the exploit could be distributed in a way such that most of the blame for any individual attack falls on the person who the device belongs to. An example would be making the information publicly available and allowing individuals to download and use those files at their risk. But in those cases, at least some blame and negative consequences would likely fall back onto Signal or whoever else did it
I think that actually works against the exploit - Signal knows how the exploit works, but Cellebrite presumably doesn't. If Signal distributes exploitation instructions, it's likely to be patched before the attack can be deployed.
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yeah, it likely couldn't be something so straightforward
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if i was in signals place, and i wanted to pull the trigger without also shooting myself in the foot, i'd probably...
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scout out and contact a activist or someone who can otherwise be expected to readily support pulling the trigger, give them the information necessary in secret, and then they create and distribute payload files without publicly revealing the exploit as well as distributing exploit info to others that they consider trustworthy
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or, alternatively, follow a similar process but don't publicly reveal the exploit at all. Try to work in and sabotage Cellebrite's users while keeping it secret as long as possible, like a good-version of Heartbleed or something
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you might be able to contact sympathetic developers and get an exploit included in libraries that common phones apps use, potentially hiding the counter-malware in millions of phones once those apps update
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Hm. Given that Cellebrite is being used by governments, I'm pretty sure anything beyond not letting data be read could be considered to be an act of war. And a speading malware might easily hit enough systems to provoke a large-scale response.
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scout carefully, cover your tracks thoroughly, have the employee responsible be a volunteer fall guy if it comes back to you
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granted if it comes back to you, your company would probably be done, fall guy or not. So uh, cover your tracks thoroughly
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Not necessarily? I mean, becoming known as "the company what fought dictators' surveillance apparatus" would sure be good for marketing to privacy-conscious consumers.
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and if they also hit the country they're based in?
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Aye - that's the rub. But if the country they're based in has fairly solid rule-of-law it might be possible for only the fall guy to fall, and not the company entire.
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And if it was the company entire that caught the blame, it's usually a lot of political capital to lay charges against a whole company. The worst what happens is the company dies.
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does any country have rules-of-law that solid?
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I don't think any country is willing to spend enough political capital to go after a whole company of whistleblowers.
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i don't know, i'd still call it a gamble
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 3:51 AM
include a "cover-your-ass" clause that prevents it from being virile if it geolocates to your own country
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but still fouls your data otherwise benignly
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Ah, like the Conficker worm did!
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that could work. It's still playing with fire, but fire with a fireman's suit on isn't quite so bad.
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Collateral damage might be a concern, though.
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And also initial deployment.
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Strike that. Especially initial deployment.
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it would be a undertaking on the whole, to be sure
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i have no doubt that it's not nearly as simple as "sneak it into a common library". A exploit like this might not trigger normal virus scans or whatever checks that app stores surely do, but it very well might when you put a worm in the payload
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Possibly - depends on just how much virus you squirt in using the exploit. And hiding virus signatures from antivirus software is an ever-escalating arms race. ACE on an untrusted user's account isn't terrible without more virus - you'd just lose everything stored by that user on the machine. ACE plus an exploit chain is a bit more virus, and might get caught. (You could smuggle the whole virus in piece by piece - you've gotta scan phones with variants A through E of the exploit before the whole thing goes live.)
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Plus, given recent revelations about just how little checking Apple does of app store apps, it might be easier to social-engineer your way around virus scans.
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cooperation would be a must, for sure. It'd be a job for a activist group or something, no way could a company justify spending the resources necessary and get away with it
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you'd have to tailor the goal to the resources you could get - polluting collected data would be easy as a low-manpower goal
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 4:12 AM
…concept: the files they are including for aesthetic purposes? they're actually a distribution mechanism for low-key publicizing the exploit instructions
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an interested activist group will probably have enough users to include at least one copy
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and then they can be reverse-engineered from there [potentially]
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Might be reverse-engineerable from the exploiting files directly - no instructions needed.
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 4:20 AM
that's kind of what I was saying but with better words
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Or it could just be a way for Signal do to some psychological warfare against users of Cellebrite.
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 4:22 AM
The probabilistic thing is 100% a great idea. Because now there is a "small" chance any target could be poisoned, and yet the user has an equally "small" chance of isolating the attack.
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…concept: the files they are including for aesthetic purposes? they're actually a distribution mechanism for low-key publicizing the exploit instructions
its actually just a broken up zip file with a guide text :V
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THE BEACONS ARE LIT
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0111narwhalz 04/22/2021 8:25 AM
NOW ALL OF UBEREATS KNOWS YOU ARE HERE
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But did the Uber Eats driver eventually get to his house?
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modern flashlights are stronk yo
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an interested activist group will probably have enough users to include at least one copy
I doubt you even need that. Just read the download URLs out of the source or something.
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and if they also hit the country they're based in?
BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 10:12 AM
Very few places that buy that sort of kit (and don't keep it well-hidden) are also the sort of places where they need a reason to dislike private communication apps.
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And Signal is mostly decentralized and US-based anyway. Their stock in trade is irking regimes.
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i figured they were US based, but I also expect that the US is using that kit, too, so that wouldn't help them much.
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 10:18 AM
This hurts the enemies of US intelligence way, way worse than it does US intelligence, though.
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And USINT doesn't tend to make plays like trying to get stuff banned; that would require admitting to the public what they were doing.
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I might even suspect they would give signal something really nasty to put in the package.
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ah, fair. I guess they would be too invested in subtlety to throw a fit over it
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Pretty sure when they want stuff banned, they just lean on some Congresscritter to do it and blame Communists Arabs fascists Russia antifascists China the children.
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BluejayHurricane 04/22/2021 10:23 AM
Signal's too in the news, I think. The political capital would be prohibitive.
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(For values of "lean" equal to "it would be blackmail if we weren't the government", that is.)
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Eh, give it a few weeks of news stories about how Russian bots are using it to sell Chinese pornography to underprivileged kids vulnerable to right-wing/Islamist radicalization, something something human trafficking, and there you go.
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(To shamelessly indulge in motivated reasoning, last time I looked at a very badly done study of the matter, the IQ of the average voter was somewhere around 85.)
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But back on point, whipping up a rage mob to ban stuff is downright easy in these days of social media. Our sociomemetic immune system is crap. (edited)
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you mean the sociomemetic allergic reaction system
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it doesnt do the proper immune responses
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When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman
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excellent engineering, ZERO stopping to consider what they were doing
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if science is about why not, engineering is "hold my beer"
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"funxident"?
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2021 8:11 AM
considering one of them has already lost a leg....
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Sometimes fun comes with a price.
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and hey, if they lose the same leg again, they can just get a new one!
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that's 50/50 odds!
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2021 8:23 AM
25/75, there's 4 legs in the equation
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80lbs of tannerite for a gender reveal party. ...I mean, shit, I'll set off 80 lbs of tannerite, or some better explosive, for a hold-my-beer party, but at least I know how to do it without cracking foundations and tarnishing the local tapwater.
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2021 11:04 AM
wait, another gender reveal party ended explosively?
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Well, this is the recent one in NH.
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I don't keep track of them specifically, belike. It just occurs to me that this is not a whole lot of fun for 80 lbs of boomstoff.
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2021 11:09 AM
I give them a teensy bit of credit for realising that a quarry was the safest place for them boom
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Someone here is all "good job it wasn't the next town over with the nuclear power plant"....
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...kid, if your nuclear power plant can be cracked into by 80 lbs of tannerite, you have much more pressing problems than the tannerite.
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(Actually, the thing occurs to me - do they blast in that quarry? 'Cause if so, what the heck are they using that's weak-asser than this stuff?)
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Morgrim Moon 04/23/2021 11:13 AM
generally those sort of quarries don't blast, or if they use explosives it's a very small precision amount
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gravel quarries are the only ones that use decent explosives, generally
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How much you want to bet the dad was trying to stand out on social media?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/23/2021 1:41 PM
Ugh, reveal parties. Can we abolish gender already?
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Better 80lbs of Tannerite than 80lbs of something spicier... I guess?
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Clippy Maximizer
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NOOOOO
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Following increased pressure from a growing faction of powerful vassals, Emperor Jeffremagne has half-heartedly agreed to adopt gavelkind succession. The change in succession law will now see the inheritance of the Jeff Imperium divided among Jeffremagne’s sons. Speaking with Crusader Today mag
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That would be Yass, Australia.
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2021 7:38 PM
meaning yes they thought it thru and it was done on purpose 😛
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Less "meme dump", and more "have the bot declare you a spammer".
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tl;dr if you find yourself tempted to post a metric shitload of attached files in one go, don't .
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Welcome back to the world of the talking-enabled.
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oops.
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part 1/? of this...
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...okay, that dog meme was worth it.
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Not mine, but I liked it too.
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part 1/? of this...
Bitch is a female dog
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I know. I’m just breaking up my meme dump so I don’t accidentally mute myself. Again.
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Click to see attachment 🖼️
I might be a dumb American who doesn't follow soccer, but I'm going to guess Argentina lost to Germany
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Same, but that’s not hard to guess.
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2021 10:54 PM
I think that was the finals match where it went horrendously for Argentina, Germany's strategy was a hard counter to theirs
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which game
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:46 AM
all of them
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PDX are the masters of nickel-and-diming their playerbase to death
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on the plus side they did add sex to stellaris
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KAL_9000
on the plus side they did add sex to stellaris
So what was Xeno-Compatibility and that whole Infiltration event chain? (edited)
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"virgin[…] book company"
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@Zarpaulek Le archaeological find of the century has arrived
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@Zarpaulek Le archaeological find of the century has arrived
sdschildberg 04/28/2021 8:18 PM
Some future empire: “This belongs in the <capital city> museum, not in a stuffy crypt”
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Also known as "Why the fuck would someone build a bunch of spiky shit in the middle of a desert?" "Ritual object?" "NO."
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I have an idea to keep people away! Land Mines. Nothing deters explorers like seeing your best mate jump up and scatter him or her self over a large area, right?
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Some future empire: “This belongs in the <capital city> museum, not in a stuffy crypt”
Le ancient curse of unfathomable power has arrived
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Enderminion 04/28/2021 8:22 PM
explosives break down overtime
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so do fuses
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also deer and stuff
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Self-replacing landmines?
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Enderminion 04/28/2021 8:22 PM
Also "hey this thing is really heavily guarded it must be super valuable"
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I was going more for the ‘old war zone’ vibe, to be honest. (edited)
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Enderminion 04/28/2021 8:24 PM
yeah ain't nothing going to keep anyone out imo
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The people who designed these nuclear waste storage sites evidently have never heard of the human desire for shinies and inability to follow directions
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Guy in another server said he tested it in a D&D game once.
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T P K
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Guy in another server said he tested it in a D&D game once.
...Oh god.
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They all died horribly, didn’t they.
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Morgrim Moon 04/28/2021 8:32 PM
just look at Tut's tomb
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Just make it plain and unremarkable, and preferably invisible from at least ground level when locked down.
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BluejayHurricane 04/28/2021 8:35 PM
Pretty much, yeah. Making it deep and in an area without minerals also helps.
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What level of technology are we assuming that the target audience has?
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Zarpaulek
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LMAO
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Drill mohole. Dump waste down mohole. No mo' problems.
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Can we do that and dump any significant amount of waste down there with current technology?
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BluejayHurricane 04/28/2021 8:38 PM
Yep. It’s fairly easy, as these things go
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The people who designed these nuclear waste storage sites evidently have never heard of the human desire for shinies and inability to follow directions
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 8:38 PM
I have to agree they're all radically overthinking this
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The solution is reprocessing making it not stand out
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Alternatively, declare that if the people in the future have forgotten how to make radiation badges or Geiger counters, they Deserve To Lose.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 8:39 PM
Anything that's interesting enough will be checked out sooner or later
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But but but... Then people might... might... whispers D I E.
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Obviously said people are shedding a few too many tears over hypothetical future dead people IMHO. (edited)
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Geiger counters aren’t that complex, right? Radbadges certainly aren’t.
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Obviously said people are shedding a few too many tears over hypothetical future dead people IMHO. (edited)
Hey, they might be our great-great-great-great grand-niblings.
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(The unofficial Imperial position on this, while they do build mighty solid and well-marked waste management facilities on the grounds they expect to still be around, is that there's only so much you can do when it comes to a complete loss of continuity. So, y'know, if the people poking around the Burning Brickyard in the future have lost all culture and advanced technologies like Geiger counters, film badges, reading , and interpreting warning Uniglyphics depicting late stage radiation syndrome... ...well, that's what you get for letting civilization fall and regressing into sand-shitting savages. Sucks to be you, but hey, you earned it.)
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If my distant progeny are that technologically backwards, and have remained so long enough that nobody remembers how to fucking read... I have no words for them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 8:46 PM
Yeah just bury it deep tbh
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Enderminion 04/28/2021 9:16 PM
Languages change over time
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The Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology wishes to inform you that the Descriptivist Heresy is not tolerated in these parts.
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...oh, wait, this isn't #general. Carry on.
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descriptivist heresy?
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Well, I say prescriptivism is the real heresy!
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The notion that language is defined by whatever yarble commonly comes out of people's mouths.
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okay, so why aren't you speaking Proto-Indo-European?
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The Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology, on the other hand, points out that they have the original design specification and a formal grammar , and that while you can speak some bloody awful parody dialect like Trade, you are (a) wrong, and (b) provably so.
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(Adding, for those of us on Earth 'Merica, that not being able to agree on what "well-regulated" means after less than 300 years is exactly the sort of thing you should expect to happen when you think canonicalizing every sufficiently common error is a good way to define a language. Literally. Meaning "literally".)
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The Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology, on the other hand, points out that they have the original design specification and a formal grammar , and that while you can speak some bloody awful parody dialect like Trade, you are (a) wrong, and (b) provably so.
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:25 PM
Yeah, but way over here, we don't
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At most, we get the Royal Spanish Academy
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And institutions like it
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Well, over here, we should have issued one, then, shouldn’t we?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:27 PM
Many, many people have travelled down a similar path. The new specs inevitably never catch on.
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Then just make it the official language?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:27 PM
Such is natural language evolution. shrug
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I mean, yes, people like descriptivism and it is more or less in accord with the natural state of affairs, but nonetheless, any system that leads to dictionaries literally defining literally as meaning figuratively, as well as literally, is Bloody Stupid, and I will die on this hill.
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Then just make it the official language?
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:30 PM
I think the closest any clean-sheet design language has come to catching on is, uh, Esperanto. It has existed for more than a century and change and is official in... precisely zero countries.
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It was considered as the official UN language for a while
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:30 PM
Yeah, and then the French shot that down
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As with other natural things like murder and dysentery, it’s past time to kick it to the keen.
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And Death, don’t forget Death.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 9:33 PM
Perhaps.
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Well, not perhaps, probably
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French has that one institution setting the rules, unfortunately it’s to preserve Europe’s most ridiculous language in an irrational state
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DEUX IS SPELLED WITH AN X
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I think the closest any clean-sheet design language has come to catching on is, uh, Esperanto. It has existed for more than a century and change and is official in... precisely zero countries.
If I remember correctly, the government of the People's Republic of China almost switched the entire country to Esperanto, because the tens of thousands of unique Chinese characters wouldn't fit onto a keyboard until someone invented a system for typing them based on their strokes.
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0111narwhalz 04/29/2021 1:22 AM
huh, Esperanto does predate Chinese typewriters
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If I remember correctly, the government of the People's Republic of China almost switched the entire country to Esperanto, because the tens of thousands of unique Chinese characters wouldn't fit onto a keyboard until someone invented a system for typing them based on their strokes.
Esperanto has multiple characters not found on standard Latin keyboards too
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"we are 500 scientists..." lol
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Ah yes the Mighty Australian-Hungarian Empire
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grumbles in vienesse
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They kept fucking gladstone and not adelaide.
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This offends my pride as a south australian
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Enderminion 04/30/2021 2:48 AM
What offends me, if I say WA you assume Western Australia, if I say Washington you assume DC
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 2:51 AM
if you say NSW I assume nuclear salt water
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Enderminion 04/30/2021 3:05 AM
Meanwhile I live in Washington, State, on the US West Coast, on the Canadian Border.
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The Feds said we couldn't be Columbia to avoid confusion with the District of Columbia, it's not called Columbia anymore and everyone gets confused with Washington, State
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/30/2021 3:12 AM
Don't forget Vancouver and Vancouver.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2021 5:06 AM
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2021 6:02 AM
copperbadge: jinjeriffic: thesociallyanxiousrebel: Unmute! (It’s the Jurassic Park theme) @copperbadge “They DO scrap in packs.” I honestly feel like this might be one of only three legitimate uses of googly eyes in art.
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why are you banning this person instead of giving an award?
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they removed my googly eyes from our equipment at work....
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They had no business banning this guy...
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that were perfectly placed eyes
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How does he get his pants on though?
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very carefully
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if you listen carefully, you can hear evolution screaming "that's not how it works!"
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confused Darwinian screaming
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Morgrim Moon 05/03/2021 9:59 AM
I mean. We DO have a capital city called Darwin
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and it is that crazy
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would cake have no meaning without running out?
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Morgrim Moon 05/05/2021 6:52 AM
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too real
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... I mean I read that description to mean, like, almond milk that has been squeezed through perforations in the tortured flesh of living cows for unclear reasons. To like, remove the vegitarian-nature from the almond milk but still having it be made from almonds because you're lactose intolerant or terminally contrarian or something
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perforated cow emulgator
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2021 2:04 PM
leonine contracts in a nutshell
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And then a trolley came along and impacted the planet they were on at 30% of light speed, much to the relief of the rest of the galaxy.
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I assume the Empire has some sort of insurance to cover this?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2021 5:09 PM
I presume the guy who bought the life preserver is despised because he didn't think things through at all
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Sure. Much like accidentally finding yourself in the trolley problem and the infinitely rich man dedicated to making you suffer through legal means, it's covered by "Help! I'm Being Assaulted By A Would-Be Moral Philosopher!" insurance. Runs about a mil a year. (edited)
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(Also, you have to be a real special kind of stupid to make an Imperial a "this, or your life" offer, knowing what the answer invariably is.)
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I might be jumping the Trope-a-Day queue a bit, but do the eldrae recognize the validity of the concept of a Leonine Contract? In particular, how would they analyze the situation in the Chesterton …
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which can be summed up as: "Yes, okay, technically you can try to do that. If you're a idiot who wants to ruin their reputational capital. And if you also aren't a citizen shareholder, who are contractually obligated to help via defense-of-others."
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They're the same law.
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BluejayHurricane 05/07/2021 12:25 PM
Speaking as somebody who's studying physics right now, hah!
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There are a few laws like that, sure, but in most theoretical physics taking the first three terms of the taylor expansion is usually considered overdoing it, and two terms is done only when necessary.
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have another physics meme
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BluejayHurricane 05/07/2021 12:30 PM
We we just deriving that the other day. And yes, it's exactly as unpleasant as that sounds.
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“Nuke them from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.”
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I think from Existential Comics
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2021 9:24 AM
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Lovecraft
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/09/2021 6:15 PM
LMAO
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@BizarroLand ♀ Fun fact, this is actually less racist than the real Lovecraft
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/09/2021 6:15 PM
It's sort of ruined for me because Lovecraft rejected his racist beliefs toward the end of his life
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0111narwhalz 05/09/2021 6:17 PM
the idea that people can change over time appears politically infeasible today
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Somebody needs to recreate this with a velociraptor and deinonychus https://who-is-page.tumblr.com/post/650808961787904000
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This I mean
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0111narwhalz 05/11/2021 8:24 AM
surreal stealth: YOU NO SEE GROG.
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sdschildberg 05/11/2021 1:04 PM
I’m betting an eldrae would get yeeted into containment for the same reason that Factorioman would
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Boba Fett and Din Djarin as Daft Punk.
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(Not my art)
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...I mean, that’s not a bad first lesson, at least for first years and the like.
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He’s going to set a record for shortest term as “DATDA teacher”. By running away
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2021 9:02 AM
"I will demonstrate this technique only once."
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Well, how many real problems can be solved by punching them?
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Sadly, we don’t get the heroes we really need, like Ice-Age-Man, or the Oxygenator.
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And Reed Richards Is Useless. It is known.
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(Ironically, DOOM actually did fix the world.)
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((All of that being said, I for one would totally be up for a full-length Marvel movie of Tony & Bruce, Science Bros, Fix The Shit Out Of Everything.))
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Watchmen handled it pretty well, i think
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spoilers for the comic book series/decade old movie:
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BluejayHurricane 05/12/2021 8:40 PM
Don’t spoil watchmen!
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ok
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well it does it pretty well, so read it or watch the movie i guess
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BluejayHurricane 05/12/2021 8:41 PM
It’s old, but it’s it’s a classic, and the ending is memorable enough that it won’t be forgettable.
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And seconded, watchmen is brilliant.
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as far as series that do it badly, i haven't seen much of it but apparently Dr Who is awful with this sort of stuff
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more than a few villains were questing for immortality, and it apparently goes a lot like this
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Dr. Who: Stop! Villain: It's too late, doctor. My immortality serum is complete! No one shall ever grow old and die again! Dr. Who: No! Dying is what makes us human! I know because i'm immortal! Villain: Fool! You'll see! Villain: drinks serum Villain: transforms into a giant scorpion Dr. Who: I warned you.
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I wish i was exaggerating.
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Bisexual pride flag
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sdschildberg 05/13/2021 12:26 PM
SCP M(T)Fs when they see something post baseline
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Buggy
Dr. Who: Stop! Villain: It's too late, doctor. My immortality serum is complete! No one shall ever grow old and die again! Dr. Who: No! Dying is what makes us human! I know because i'm immortal! Villain: Fool! You'll see! Villain: drinks serum Villain: transforms into a giant scorpion Dr. Who: I warned you.
Dr. Who morality is Anglicanism for people who wear sarcastic shirts. 😂
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/13/2021 1:31 PM
Dr. Who has always seemed like a profoundly mediocre show
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Classic was better.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/13/2021 1:32 PM
As with many franchises it seems
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(In which the reason the Time Lords don’t have immortality is that after Rassilon figured it out for himself, he decided he’d prefer not to share and delivered another one of his most common named artifact, the Because-Fuck-You-That’s-Why of Rassilon.)
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(Srsly. After announcing the whole “immortality good for me, bad for you” policy, he then sets up this whole quest for the secret of immortality built into his ring, in the center of the charmingly named “Death Zone”, and arranges for said immortality to come with free eternity-long imprisonment in perfect stasis. Because Rassilon is the universe’s oldest trolling dickbucket.)
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Do you know the answer?
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B, isn't it?
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my test-instincts are also kinda pinging off of E, but even without googling it i'm fairly sure a lichen is a fungus that uses symbiotic algae to photosynthesize
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so if 'Alga' is short for algae, that seems to be the best
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2021 6:59 AM
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The Face Of Goonery 05/15/2021 9:26 AM
just make me dig it, I can displace .7 cubic meters every 20 minutes
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Seems practical.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/15/2021 9:29 AM
cracks knuckles
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I better get started
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I'm not entirely sure about long term future of Earth things, but this is at least before the end of the sun's lifespan, so it's probably fine.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/15/2021 9:30 AM
yeah we'll be fine
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2021 9:39 AM
I'm most amused at the many attempts to get that volume into the calculator
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I had to actually read the manual. It was very annoying.
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I don't even know what agenda they're trying to push
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I don't even know what agenda they're trying to push
That's what makes it so amazing. You Just. Can't. Tell. (edited)
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...a brief googling suggests it's uh. Both entirely unironic and entirely pro-marxist.
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2021 11:06 AM
and an extreme reach that feels set up for provocative purposes
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like, the article says two reasonably reasonable sets of things. And then tries drawing lots of conclusions between the two things, but if I could swap "autism" for any discriminated against group then it's not really about autism
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so, it's a food bank?
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hey, a vampire's gotta eat
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and this is way more ethical
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Morgrim Moon 05/16/2021 7:35 PM
not actually funny KAL. Like, I have to put up with people saying I "deserve" to have my nation burn to death because they find my wildlife icky
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fair
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 7:38 PM
pretty much all the australians I've ever met have been pretty cool folks.. they dont deserve that
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granted there's only like 5 or so people in australia,
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The Face Of Goonery
granted there's only like 5 or so people in australia,
nah mate you're thinking of new zealand
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 7:41 PM
or iceland
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hobbits as far as the eye can see
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The Face Of Goonery
or iceland
Coughs meaningfully in Greenland. Nobody hears it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/16/2021 9:17 PM
Australian wildlife is somewhat scary, but "gross" is hardly the first thing that comes to mind. But really it's no different from some of the nastier North American fauna like grizzlies or rattlesnakes - understand and respect, and you're unlikely to have problems.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 9:24 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/16/2021 9:26 PM
Dutch..
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not dank
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The Face Of Goonery 05/18/2021 2:00 PM
cringe
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sdschildberg 05/18/2021 2:26 PM
As an unfunny post hiding among memes, this post is an I M P O S T E R And posters therof are suspected of being unfunny (edited)
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it may be a memetic hazard :D
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Mission Accomplished
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ahahaha
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/18/2021 4:43 PM
Doing God’s work
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@Unknown for you since you enjoy the anti-IoMstan posting
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@Unknown for you since you enjoy the anti-IoMstan posting
sdschildberg 05/18/2021 6:19 PM
As bad as the IoM is At least it ain’t fucking Z E O N
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What, the rubber company?
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sdschildberg 05/18/2021 6:21 PM
Nah, the Gundam faction of rebel spacers that is…special Like “having this for a flag” special
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wow, very nazi
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like not even trying to hide it
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If we give the Nazis eternal copyright on red, white, and black flags, the Nazis have won.
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(Besides, we killed the Nazis. That means we get their stuff.)
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I mean that specific cross pattern with a different ominous-looking symbol in the center is literally one of the standard Nazi flags (edited)
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It's pretty obvious what symbolism they're going for
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Does the Principality actually have as many unironic fans as the Imperium?
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The German Empire might want to file a few complaints about the Nazis stealing all their shit.
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...and, seriously, the entirety of Scandawegia uses the Nordic Cross, albeit without symbol.
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Also, point of note, Yorkshire. With symbol. Although not in black.
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And Latveria.
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So what you're saying is the line is black cross with symbol?
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I'm saying we killed 'em, so we get their stuff.
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To use for what? (edited)
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Anything we want. The Cheltenham Ladies' Hug-an-Orphan Association should feel free to have red-white-and-black banners, wear feldgrau, stahlhelms and jackboots, and even goosestep to work if their hip replacements are up to it.
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DSD [He/They] 05/18/2021 6:44 PM
^ This. Especially the uniforms. Those are nice.
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I decline to cede an entire aesthetic just because its most notorious users were mass-murdering fuckheads.
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(Especially since every modern military force since the Wehrmacht seems to consider the very concept of good tailoring on the battlefield to be about one step removed from invading Poland and insists on dressing like heavily armed hobos.)
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If you use Moloch's sigil in your heraldry, you'd better police your membership carefully for infiltration by his hosts.
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We have that problem anyway, so if we could have just one problem instead, I'd take it.
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(Also, I note that the JSDF has retained the rising sun and the chrysanthemum and have so far refrained from reinventing the Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere, and they're a lot less removed from Imperial Japan than the Cheltenham Ladies X are from natsoc.)
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They've also been a lot better at covering up their atrocities against humanity.
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yeah, japan has never officially acknowledged its war crimes
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As bad as the IoM is At least it ain’t fucking Z E O N
Isn't the Principality of Zeon the straight-up villains of the show?
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I mean, I only saw the first couple episodes but they blew up an O'neil habitat
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A neutral civilian habitat.
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We should bring back the roman salute tbh. Shit's way too stylish to lead a buried empire have it in perpetuity.
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Isn't the Principality of Zeon the straight-up villains of the show?
Yes but let them have their fun. As far as recreation goes getting high off your own/one another's farts is relatively mild.
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And people seriously simp for them?
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People simp for all sorts of things. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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And people seriously simp for them?
BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 7:50 PM
they also killed over half the Earth's population so
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There are literal tankies and neo-Nazis out there. I take it as read that there is literally nothing describable that some people won't simp for.
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I could write 1200 pages of THE TENTACLE-RAPING "OTHER POLITICAL PARTY" THEOCRATIC COMMIE-NAZI SPIDER-BEASTS OF GENOCIDACON FOUR eating babies from the inside out and some dipshit's gonna be all "spider-beasts did nothing wrong".
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 7:55 PM
people simp for the imperium of man
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/18/2021 10:51 PM
While unironically calling the Tau worse.
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I mean, the folks who call the Tau communists are mostly right, and as such they're made of fail too, but we're talking relative sucktasticity here
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I mean, the folks who call the Tau communists are mostly right
What? No. Unless "Ruled by council" makes something communist.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/18/2021 11:10 PM
Well, collectivist at any rate.
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Not USSR-in-space, but their "everything for the collective good" method smells rather communist-oid to me
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Well, collectivist at any rate.
Fair.
Not USSR-in-space, but their "everything for the collective good" method smells rather communist-oid to me
S'pose so. Where are you from, I need to understand the frameworks at play.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/18/2021 11:12 PM
I'm from the USA
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(Also, I'm not just using "communist" as a general snarl-word for "any non-free-enterprise system that I don't like and that isn't obviously fascist")
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Actually, the Tau are a lot more like the Equality Concord than like any Earth nation that ever called itself communist.
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I'm from the USA
Ah, I see. Thank you. That helps refine things somewhat.
(Also, I'm not just using "communist" as a general snarl-word for "any non-free-enterprise system that I don't like and that isn't obviously fascist")
I like that.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/18/2021 11:17 PM
Anyhoo, I must crash. My fuel supply has about run out for the night.
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Sleep well and wake in glory.
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Just some pet-peeves I see a LOT of robotics engineers doing. Come on guys, medical androids don't have to be scary! It's not the 1940s any more. #MercieMay
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:31 AM
Yeah I dont understand robot designs like on the left
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they look hideous
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okay but the right one is literally a robo-furry (edited)
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not everyone likes that
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:32 AM
Do you realize how hard it is to fabricate that exterior?
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:32 AM
muh additive manufacturing
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:32 AM
Like, those are brutal bits of CNC
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:32 AM
more problematic is the vast array of pinch hazards :V
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ref. the immense number of warnings attached to Spot Mini
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:33 AM
And then you have to make everything fit, and let me tell you, that's a non-trivial problem. Especially when you have to get your fingers in there to put the thing together.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:33 AM
just figure out clanking replicator factories
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:34 AM
Also the kinematics are way harder :V
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There's a reason bipedal robots are still in the prototyping stage
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:35 AM
I hope we can figure out how to make metal 3d printers practical
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:35 AM
we uhhh we already have?
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:35 AM
I said practical
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:35 AM
DMLS is a thing, you can order metal parts from Shapeway I'm pretty sure
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:35 AM
They are, very much so
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:36 AM
not "We figured it out but it costs 100 million dollars for a single unit and it can only print with a single metal that's not even that useful and it jams every other attempt"
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It's a medical automaton. Why is the patient on the outside ?
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:36 AM
But most consumers don't need metal parts printed, it's a much slower process with more steps because of how sintering works, and most of the time plastic works nearly as well.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:36 AM
hmm..
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It's a medical automaton. Why is the patient on the outside ?
Thank you :V
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:38 AM
Like, it would be nice to be able to do gears and stuff on my end, but frankly the McMaster order might even get here faster, if I don't have to go through the procurement office.
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Morgrim Moon 05/19/2021 11:38 AM
a bot that can administer medicine to infectious patients seems a good idea, honestly
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:39 AM
oh yeah also if it's a medical robot—It needs to be easy to sanitize. Thoroughly.
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BluejayHurricane 05/19/2021 11:39 AM
And if I wanted to set up an enclosure and dehumidifier and change out the hot-end, I could totally print gears out of nylon.
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It's just not worth it to print in metal.
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(Not entirely serious. Although in the 'verse, most of the medical 'bots are based off the plush household versions of the standard utility spider. Like this guy: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3028 .)
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 11:40 AM
See that I'd not be that intimidated by
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oh yeah also if it's a medical robot—It needs to be easy to sanitize. Thoroughly.
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Really, the only disturbing thing - which one does not tell young patients - is that their fluffy MedIntegument (tm) can switch near instantaneously between "adorably cuddlesome" and "DEVOUR ALL BIOMATTER! STERILIZE! STERILIZE!"
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2021 11:48 AM
dry nano go lyse
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(Not entirely serious. Although in the 'verse, most of the medical 'bots are based off the plush household versions of the standard utility spider. Like this guy: https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3028 .)
Well most 'verse medi-bots don't have to deal with human, or even eldraic, children much do they?
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more problematic is the vast array of pinch hazards :V
Add a soft plastic cover. Removable for sanitation.
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It's a medical automaton. Why is the patient on the outside ?
Okay that just makes me think it would give children the impression that they were getting eaten alive.
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soft bio medibot
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devours sick children
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poops healthy children
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 12:02 PM
dissolves sick and defective children into stem cells
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3d prints out perfect master race children
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base augment package install
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3d prints out perfect master race children
eugenics but we do it the hard way
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The Face Of Goonery 05/19/2021 12:06 PM
child: "SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS SUS AHTEAHTEHAOTUEOTHE CRIIIINGE CRINGE EHATOEIHTUOEWHTGWE" medibot: "in you go!" (edited)
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Okay that just makes me think it would give children the impression that they were getting eaten alive.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/19/2021 1:33 PM
IACverse has SCMTR tanks, but those are only when you're doing something really big and fixing a systemic issue
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Like cancer or aging
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And they're not automatons and children would almost never use them... actually they're not that relevant
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i mean, needles are used for a reason
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'hyposprays' exist
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have for decades
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its actually, infact, pretty straightforward to inject medicine through the skin. Literally just takes compressed air and some piping.
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once. Because with every extant design, after the first injection there's always sprayback which contaminates the device and makes it non-sterile.
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a solvable problem, but not a easy one - you'd essentially have to create a nozzle which can self-sterilize, without ever causing compatibility issues with any drug used, triggering allergies, self-cleaning to avoid drug mixing, etc...
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turns out shanking you with a metal tube and then throwing away the metal tube is way easier.
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'hyposprays' exist
aren't there like microneedle patches that could do the same painless injection thing?
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i'm not sure, but delivery location is important for a lot of drugs. i suspect microneedles wouldn't be able to, for instance, do intramuscular injections (edited)
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The idea is, IIRC, a patch applied to the skin for a few minutes that has the drug and hundreds to thousands of tiny needles
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Large enough to penetrate to the bloodstream, too small to be seen with the naked eye or trigger a pain response
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that could work, if they're all short so they just go through the outermost layers of skin. But injection locations; you won't be able to do anything other than inject it past the outer layers of skin
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as an example, a lot of vaccines are intramuscular
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yeah
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Microneedles are small patches applied to the skin which allow painless needle injection of vaccines and painkillers, and can even detect biomarkers
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@Buggy found an article
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yeah, from the sound of it, the person they're interviewing in that article acknowledges it's not a universal solution; it'll only be viable for a portion of drugs that are compatible with that sort of delivery site
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still a interesting idea, especially the idea of making the needles soluble
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Memetic mutation https://xkcd.com/2464/
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Well most 'verse medi-bots don't have to deal with human, or even eldraic, children much do they?
Kids love utility spiders! They're cute!
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And they’ve cured arachnophobia for sure
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As somebody who shares a house with a Chihuahua mix, that is totally in character https://twitter.com/dailycutedoggo/status/1395408994508935173?s=21
Happy Dog Rescue Day[OC] Photo credit to Reddit user u/Zoodraws
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based
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/21/2021 2:49 PM
shoplifters are endemic in a lot of america now
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Clearly my proposals for mining the sales floor have not been listened to.
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Turning people who photograph themselves licking ice cream before putting it back into raw resources? (edited)
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"Pick up a bucket of 'Anti-social bottom feeder blend #3' for me on the way out hun, the roses absolutely love it!"
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Bottom Feeder Blend — Clean society, happy planet.
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https://youtu.be/N7u37pCIwz8 And in case you wonder WTF: this. It's a huge thing among a certain breed of twatmuffin.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/21/2021 5:26 PM
Exactly how many bees do you have to huff before deciding that's a wise thing to do?
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Interesting stance http://www.poisonedminds.com
The home of the long running webcomic, S.S.D.D
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wtf
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"Sir, how would you like your Keurig™️-brand coffee today?" "Sir, what are you doing with that screwdriver?" "Sir, it is against company policy to do that!" "Sir! Sir! Sii-"
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^ coffee ai in the future
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well, i dont drink coffee. but all those prepackaged coffee bullshit machines are so incredibly stupid
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why would i buy coffee in a small aluminium can for a dozend times the price of just buying a bag of the stuff
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why would i buy coffee in a small aluminium can for a dozend times the price of just buying a bag of the stuff
BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 6:19 PM
you're not the target market
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the target market is the sort of person who bought the Juicero
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there are way more capsule coffee maker types than juicero devices
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 6:21 PM
same demographic for the most part
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folk who have more money than patience
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over here every moron has a capsule machine. the crap just somehow prevailed against any common sense
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I think the target market for Keurig is waiting rooms and office buildings.
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I usually ran the one in our office without a pod and used the hot water to steep tea
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alternatively
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get the best of both worlds
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and don't drink coffee.
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(really, i'm not going to risk trying it for comparison, but from my understanding caffeine tolerance really makes regular coffee consumption pointless, stimulant-wise)
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The target market is people who stumble out of bed in the morning like zombies and cannot operate regular coffee machines until they have had coffee.
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Not without spilling old coffee grounds and water all over the goddamn place.
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(On the one hand, you can also fix this by pre-setting up the morning coffee the night before. On the other hand, WILL YOU? Signs point to no.)
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The target market is people who stumble out of bed in the morning like zombies and cannot operate regular coffee machines until they have had coffee.
That's why I shower before coffee
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As one of those people in a house containing only those people: oh god we would all die dead eaten by dogs while moist worse then death
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Other target market: people who drink coffee by the individual cup who wish to make it by the individual cup, which is quite difficult to achieve with a regular machine. Weirdos. I mean, what's the point? Just BUY CARAFE-SIZED CUPS ALREADY.
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(Or, I suppose, in households where people have violently different opinions about what coffee should be. "Navy Black With Extra Salt" versus "Fluffychino", sort of thing. Or possibly a decaf drinker, although good god, someone just put them out of their misery already.)
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hey, i'd try decaf.
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... or at least i would, if it was really decaf.
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decaf still has too much caffeine, IMO. Comparable to hot chocolate, i think.
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Enh. That's like eating a deopiated poppyseed bagel.
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and I still remember that one time during college when i got into the habit of getting a hot chocolate in the morning, and then after a week or two when i didn't i started noticing withdrawal symtpoms. I cut that shit out real quick and i almost never get hot chocolate now
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like, maybe one every few months at most, now.
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(i mean, yes, mild withdrawal symptoms. Not like i was on meth or anything, but it was noticable)
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I'm the kind of writer who drinks a cup of coffee every hour while writing.
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I use decaf to water down the regular stuff once my hands start shaking.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 7:51 PM
speaking of coffee
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the only kind I have ever tried is Yaucono from my native land
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@Buggy I do not mean to harsh completely on your lifestyle, but I've gotta say, every time I hear this sort of story I'm filled with a sense of "man, if I wanted to live like a monk, I'd have believed in God!"
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...later tonight, for example, I may well become one with my inner self.
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@Buggy I do not mean to harsh completely on your lifestyle, but I've gotta say, every time I hear this sort of story I'm filled with a sense of "man, if I wanted to live like a monk, I'd have believed in God!"
While i get that, I'm fairly convinces that it zeros out in the long run - caffeine only gives you more energy at first, after a while of regular use the the great pain that is homeostasis or w/e the proper term will ensure you're back at 'normal' energy levels... while you have coffee. And worse, oh so much worse, when you don't.
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the only kind I have ever tried is Yaucono from my native land
Everyone should try Jamaica Blue Mountain before they die. But somewhere where they'll treat it right.
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maybe you can come out somewhat ahead... but it's still definitely at the price of being dead tired the rest of the time.
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While i get that, I'm fairly convinces that it zeros out in the long run - caffeine only gives you more energy at first, after a while of regular use the the great pain that is homeostasis or w/e the proper term will ensure you're back at 'normal' energy levels... while you have coffee. And worse, oh so much worse, when you don't.
That's why you've got to mix up your vices, never give yourself a chance to adapt!
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I used to smoke because nicotine made me alert but not jittery.
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If I kept it to one cigarette a day
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That's why you've got to mix up your vices, never give yourself a chance to adapt!
I like the spirit of the idea, but isn't the adaption mechanism the same for all stimulants? Reduces the amount of a neurotransmitter, i think... was it adrenaline? Maybe dopamine? 30 seconds of googling isn't especially helpful
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maybe it decreases adrenaline and boosts dopamine production? I should read some literature on this.
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That's why you've got to mix up your vices, never give yourself a chance to adapt!
BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 8:02 PM
I like the idea in principle, but most vices are considered vices because they harm your health one way or another
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ehh, a lot of that is because they're illegal, in a roundabout way
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 8:02 PM
I'll stick with chocolate milk and the occasional ground coffee
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At least those only harm my teeth
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I like the idea in principle, but most vices are considered vices because they harm your health one way or another
The problem with the health-first position (as I have argued with doctors on many occasions), is that it leads to being a very healthy, very bored, corpse.
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a lot of hard drugs would be a lot safer with better purity and more consistent potency than can be achieved in the back of a trailer
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As has been said about money and many other things, the guy who dies with the healthiest corpse doesn't win any prizes for it. He's still dead.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 8:05 PM
You do have a point there, but there's something to be said for being able to live longer.
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So myself, I plan on cramming all the living the meat'll stand into the time it'll function.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/22/2021 8:05 PM
(On the other hand, the longest-lived human smoked and drank right up until the end of her life. Lifespan is largely out of our hands anyways.) (edited)
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for me, it's more about avoiding addictions. I'm particularly susceptible to them, and i have enough very-unfun problems without bringing actual drugs with withdrawal symptoms. (Seriously, I remember when i got stuck in the habit of blinking with both eyes, twice, every time i read a punctuation mark, i, or j. That suuuuucked and took ages to get rid of, and sometimes it still pops up again.)
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(Yeah, but at the moment? Until they crack some anagathics in the relevant area, most of our achievable living longer is concentrated in the drooling-and-not-knowing-your-own-name-span part of your life. I watched my grandmother go that way, and, well, fuck that . ...now, if I could live long the way my great-aunt did, with a bottle of whiskey a day and an ongoing whiff of scandal right up into her 90s, that'd be shiny.)
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2021 12:03 AM
"die young as late as possible" or something
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:24 AM
Buggy, it sounds like you are particularly susceptible to stimulants. Your shouldn't extrapolate from your experiences to other humans, you are an outlier.
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but drug tolerance is a universal phenomenon
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:25 AM
For the pods: you can get reusable pods that you prefill with ground coffee from your choice of bean and then put somewhere safe near the machine, so it's entirely possible to get all the benefits of a pod brewer without the outlandish costs
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Drug tolerance of cocoa is most definitely not a universal phenomenon
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caffeine is, however
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:26 AM
Ish. There is actually a threshhold you have to cross to get tolerance
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where that threshold is varies person to person.
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like, for example, I am never going to develop tolerance to caffeine. It affects me too sharply and strongly, I would likely hospitalise myself before I could build one, unless I treated it like "trying to become immune to poison and therefore repeatedly microdosing myself"
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2021 12:28 AM
I had a rough run-in with hard drugs like caffeine, and I think I'm mostly just not down for that kind of thing.
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:28 AM
Meanwhile, I don’t actually respond that strongly to stimulants, which is really annoying, because guess how they treat ADHD
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surely it's not all-or-nothing though, right?
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you'll probably get some tolerance from frequent use no matter what, but the amount of tolerance will vary from person to person
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:28 AM
Biochemistry is complicated. Universal statements about common mind-affecting substances are pretty useless
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2021 12:29 AM
(quarter-can of energy drink in orange juice, was bouncing off the walls and then crashed. not useful.)
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:30 AM
Too much caffeine for me triggers mania (kinda fun) and tachycardia (not fun). I have to balance it with sufficient fats and sugars (or cheat and use ethanol) to get any sort of stimulant affect.
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Meaning if I'm consuming it, 7/10 it's an expresso martini, 2/10 it's a small amount of black tea or cola with a meal, and 1/10 it's proper hard coffee specifically taken as a way of applying an almighty boot to a nasty mental health situation
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(incidently, that means I'm either having a fancy barista-made coffee, or I'm using a pod. No point buying a bag of beans when I can buy a single pod_
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honestly if i started having issues with not waking up enough, i'd probably just find some effective way to trigger an adrenaline rush
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pain response would be best, maybe a electric shock? I don't think there's any sort of nerve-stim system out there dedicated to causing pain, so it might be hard to find something that could be relied upon to not cause nerve damage with daily use
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:37 AM
that's kind of a stupid way of going about it. Pain isn't good for that sort of thing
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:38 AM
That sounds like a terrible idea, but if you find anything that does work, let me know
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yeah, i'd risk building some bad associations with waking up
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:38 AM
It doesn't give the RIGHT rush, it gives a brief burst and then a crash that makes things worse
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2021 12:38 AM
or you just deal with not being 100% when you wake up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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that's what i do currently anyway
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:39 AM
stimulating-adrenaline, if anything, would work better. like the sort of "pumping you up for a hunt". Not a fight, a hunt.
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Most people who use those hacks use music as the trigger
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:40 AM
Huh. I might have to try that. I never like the nightmares that cause them, but waking up with an adrenaline rush always makes for a really good day. It’s ironic, in its own way
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:41 AM
like, for example, the "okay we absolutely need to get you awake and into exams" trick for a classmate at uni was the "Cloaked unit detected!" soundclip from Command and Conquer (for the 'oh shit wake up!') leading straight into the battle theme from the same game.
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like, the clip was the alert sound, the music had the hunt-associations, but was also mentally linked with fun-stimulus
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and music tends to hit the system on the subconscious level anyway
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:43 AM
I’ve found a brief burst of hard exercise right after I wake up does good things for me. Though I usually listen to music then. I may have to experiment.
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 12:45 AM
exercise doesn't for me. I used to be on the rowing squad. Weight lifting (carrying the boats) + cold river water + vigorous warmup still ended up with me half on autopilot until my body finished waking up.
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my solution is honestly just 'set up the routine to be done on half autopilot and set alarm sufficiently early to be awake when needed'
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:46 AM
Oh, that brings back memories. And yeah, rowing never worked to wake me up.
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But immediate high-intensity stuff works alright. A few sets of fast pushups, jumping jacks, fencing lunges, etc.
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2021 12:49 AM
I usually wake up quickly these days, but I take a while to come up to temperature.
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2021 12:51 AM
Yeah. But I’ve found my mornings set the tone for the day. A morning where I get stuff done turns into an afternoon where I get stuff done turns into an evening where I get stuff done.
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Alright, that’s really interesting. I commonly flip “where” and “when” when I’m speaking French. And apparently I do that in English too.
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re: coffee pods: theres also sieve carrier machines where you can add a single cup's worth of ground coffee and brew that directly into a cup. no need for weird aftermarket hacking parts or prefilling capsuled
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2021 4:40 AM
yes, but can you prep and load it all the night before so on the day all you have to do is press a single buttom?
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I've never actually tried coffee. Perhaps I should at some point.
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I have more problems getting to sleep for reasonable amounts of time than staying awake anyway so things.
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DSD [He/They] 05/23/2021 6:44 AM
For waking me up, I like to back up the massive amounts of caffeine I drink by playing some video game for half an hourish. Not necessarily something adrenaline-inducing, just something both interesting and requiring me to use my brain at least a bit.
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yes, but can you prep and load it all the night before so on the day all you have to do is press a single buttom?
yes
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i don't know what points they make, but honestly? Terraforming a planet is hard.
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Can we just make humans vacuum rated instead?
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or deal with space.
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Lots of reasons to just stay in space. No pesky gravity.
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the thumbnail implies major planetary devastation tho
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oh, is that what that is?
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i thought that was just a generic artistic rendering of mars
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looks like giant lavafilled ravines opening up to me
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i guess it kinda looks like a big glowing fissure
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yeah that's silly, pretty sure a big rock won't suddenly gain geological activity because you switched out the air
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i mean, i guess maybe if it had huge co2 permafrost deposits everywhere, or something.
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You'd have a lot of caveins.
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if those caves are connected to redhot lava flows there is no co2 permafrost there :V
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this is true
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Morgrim Moon 05/24/2021 9:02 AM
I mean, isn't that the game Destiny? Terraforming Mars went great! ...until the attack that wiped out their shiny new atmosphere and killed the vast majority of people on the planet at the time
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"Warning: shiny space ball assisted terraforming may attract cosmic evil. Are you sure you want to continue (y/n)?"
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(But I don't think it is; that doesn't look like the game logo to me.)
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looks like giant lavafilled ravines opening up to me
Isn't Mars tectonically dead?
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doesnt change how the thumbnail picture looks
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Buggy
Can we just make humans vacuum rated instead?
BizarroLand ♀ 05/24/2021 10:39 AM
easier said than done
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The real reason everyone drinks beer in fantasy settings
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Even the kids
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Is this a new template?
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BluejayHurricane 05/26/2021 3:36 PM
Anything is a new template if you make it one
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2021 8:15 AM
ware, hexer lest the bot flag your meme dump as spam
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if your horse has only been domesticated for five generations it's probably not a very good horse
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second one is actively harming people
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ware, hexer lest the bot flag your meme dump as spam
Kk!
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second one is actively harming people
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They're not wrong
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This reminds me once more of just how -- problematic -- the whole "deal with the devil" narrative is. "Wait, wait, wait, what? I gave you what you wanted, I told you openly what the terms of the deal were, you accepted them, and I'm the evil one?"
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"Oh, fuck you, Betsy! I'm not the one trying to satisfy my forbidden desires at a cut-rate price, here! I'm just an honest man responding to demand! If you wanted good , that's what you'd have asked for!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2021 12:17 PM
I had the impression deals with the devil always fuck you over because of unforeseeable dramatic circumstances, not so much dealer malfeasance
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Well, really they're totally foreseeable, it's just that the whole trope involves hilarious amounts of Idiot Ball usually
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(TOO MANY -LY WORDS)
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I mean, the problem is with selling evil is that you can only sell it to the evil . The people who bitch about Amazon being a corrupt evil corporation aren't complaining that it's evil per se , they're complaining that it's not better than them .
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I mean, the problem is with selling evil is that you can only sell it to the evil . The people who bitch about Amazon being a corrupt evil corporation aren't complaining that it's evil per se , they're complaining that it's not better than them .
The problem with Amazon isn't what they sell but the worker exploitation iirc
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Everyone who buys goods from Amazon has the option to not buy goods from Amazon.
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Which is to say, with the exception of the few people who actually don't buy goods from Amazon, everyone who posts this shit nonetheless has a very clear revealed preference in favor of worker exploitation.
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BluejayHurricane 05/27/2021 12:36 PM
And really, they raised wages and improved things. At this point, I'm more worried about monopsony
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Everyone who buys goods from Amazon has the option to not buy goods from Amazon.
They don't, though.
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Amazon has a monopoly on a ridiculous amount of things.
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(The reason I look at this as a deal with the devil narrative is that, much like climate change, taxes, illegal immigration, etc., etc., everyone wants to push it off on the evil corporations, government, system, or whatever so they can be virtuously untempted by cheap consumer goods and services. It's someone else's fault. Not theirs. To avoid the basic fact that they fall for that temptation all the goddamn time and are just getting what they asked for. Revealed preferences, bitchcakes.)
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Amazon has a monopoly on a ridiculous amount of things.
With the exception of a few Amazon Prime exclusive shows and such, what can you buy at Amazon that is impossible to buy anywhere else? And anyway: you don't have to have those things. They're not air, shelter, or food. If you truly care about not exploiting people, you should also be willing to accept that it won't be convenient to avoid it. Suck it up and go without.
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Um. I think this is politics.
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(please do not now delete the server)
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...verging a bit close, yeah.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2021 12:55 PM
Most people who claim to care about the exploited... actually don't. Shocker. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2021 8:58 PM
I don't buy from Amazon. And yet I get people criticising me for not buying things from Amazon.
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I would very much like it if some things could be bought in other fashions. Like certain books. 😦
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Or having to wait months for Good Omens to become available via the BBC instead of only on Amazon Prime, that sucked.
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Enderminion 05/27/2021 9:10 PM
ironically Amazon started as a book store
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(yeah same, I also actively do not use Amazon, ditto for my family, and it's very inconvenient when they are the carrier's for hundreds of little things that can't easily be bought otherwise. This particularly hits me with cooking stuff, since everyone online is content to assume that every obscure thing is either on Amazon or unobtainable).
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2021 9:30 PM
My limited saving grace is that Amazon Australia currently kinda sucks on the west coast. They're currently trying to completely rejig their supply chains and launch a major advertising campaign claiming to have fixed the suckage. But since I have been burnt badly before, they will have to demonstrate vastly improved behaviour for a few years before I'd trust them for any sale of goods that isn't completed on the spot. With me able to inspect the product before handing over any money and able to walk away for any reason until that point.
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(yes I hold grudges)
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/28/2021 7:43 AM
perkele
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close combat. violating a fundamental finnish principle: stay away from other people
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Morgrim Moon 05/29/2021 7:28 AM
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And a plan I found atemporal?
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I agree on the condition it's made with blue milk, of course. 😋 https://t.co/ogQWxx1U7M
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BluejayHurricane 05/31/2021 11:52 AM
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The Face Of Goonery 05/31/2021 7:52 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/31/2021 8:02 PM
😬 indeed
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i respectfully request a cease and desist on pedophilia jokes
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This was not what I expected to see when I got on Discord after work.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/31/2021 8:10 PM
the only way that situation depicted would be ok is if the other partner is a kid too and I hope that's the case but We know good and damn well it's not the case
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so
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0111narwhalz 05/31/2021 8:11 PM
I was operating under that assumption until I saw people grimacing
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the only way that situation depicted would be ok is if the other partner is a kid too and I hope that's the case but We know good and damn well it's not the case
That is literally the joke. 😐 Or. Rather. Both of you looking like kids. (edited)
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Saints and demons.
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This was not what I expected to see when I got on Discord after work.
Discord is for surprises.
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Otherwise it would not be worth the energy clicking on the icon.
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2021 5:32 AM
i told my housemate the vaccine knocked me out and he said "ah yes, set pfizers to stun" and friends, i am ANGRY
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The Face Of Goonery 06/02/2021 2:58 PM
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That’s a big mood.
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Relatable
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/03/2021 4:20 PM
saaame here
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oh cool i wonder what will happen nex-
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BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
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It's worse when I manage lucidity
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Man, imagine having dreams with storylines. Must be nice.
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0111narwhalz 06/03/2021 4:41 PM
I just got out of a dream where I went "man, this sucks, I really hope this is a dream but it's kinda dragging on"
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it's origin is apocryphal, but a good-sounding explanation that i've heard is that dreams are put together post-hoc
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which explains neatly how dreams can contextually fit to things that you couldn't possibly know in advance, like if you had a whole dream about being a spy, and right at the end you're caught as you hear a alarm go off... and you wake up and your car alarm is going off
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(not a personal example)
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I mean, some of my dreams are like what I imagine drug-induced hallucinations might seem like: More broadly, they seem more or less reasonable at first, but things will change when you aren’t looking at them/interacting with them, and if you try to observe any level of detail, it’s either nonsense or it falls apart entirely. Often times, even such major things as the setting, or your immediate surroundings may change drastically over the course of the dream.
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pretty much. fiction really oversells dreams sometimes, they are not nearly so coherent
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holy shit
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Please tell me this is real.
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OMG IT IS (or at least there is a real one): https://twitter.com/docsquiddy/status/1400316036705103874?s=20
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This is amazing!
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@Overmind Is it just a cover concept or an actual book?
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It would appear to be all the books:
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AmazonでC・S・ルイス, 河合 祥一郎, Nardackの新訳 ナルニア国物語 (1)ライオンと魔女と洋服だんす (角川つばさ文庫)。アマゾンならポイント還元本が多数。C・S・ルイス, 河合 祥一郎, Nardack作品ほか、お急ぎ便対象商品は当日お届けも可能。また新訳 ナルニア国物語 (1)ライオンと魔女と洋服だんす (角川つばさ文庫)もアマゾン配送商品なら通常配送無料。
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2021 9:21 AM
I mean the books are a classic series, so it'd be easy enough to supply them with a custom jacket.
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Are they public domain by now?
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Yeah, but check out the internal images on amazon.co.jp. This is the full-on manga version.
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Are they public domain by now?
Morgrim Moon 06/04/2021 10:17 AM
not until 2045
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about the same time as Lord of the Rings, although I'm not sure if the fact that that IP is still "in use" changes things
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The Face Of Goonery 06/04/2021 3:28 PM
supersymmetry is sus
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Philosophy memes group on FB is getting raided by theists with Slavic names
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Do they realize they’re identifying with the villain here?
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0111narwhalz 06/06/2021 6:23 AM
no
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I sure don't know which one's the villain in any given meme
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Do they realize they’re identifying with the villain here?
BizarroLand ♀ 06/06/2021 6:25 AM
"I am once again asking you to watch the show"
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/06/2021 11:41 AM
also which group
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also which group
"Philosopher Memes"
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Do they realize they’re identifying with the villain here?
"Villain" doesn't mean "wrong by sane standards of morality". Writers are not always morally enlightened people.
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In fact.
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I'd argue that morally aware people being writers is vanishingly rare.
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That's why LotR is such an enduring classic.
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"Villain" doesn't mean "wrong by sane standards of morality". Writers are not always morally enlightened people.
The guy in the meme is a racial supremacist who just got done using his som as a bludgeoning weapon to kill hundreds of people
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falcon medium doesn't exist, it can't hurt you
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0111narwhalz 06/08/2021 9:16 AM
[Atlas 411 noises]
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/08/2021 9:18 AM
le falcon 9 knockoff has arrived
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Those not!merlins are going to need ridiculous gimbal
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BizarroLand ♀
le falcon 9 knockoff has arrived
To be fair, the laws of physics pretty much dictate that this is what a reusable rocket is going to look like.
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Morgrim Moon 06/08/2021 9:27 AM
is the middle one going to fly straight?
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It could, hypothetically…
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0111narwhalz 06/08/2021 9:33 AM
If you cant the outer engines outwards, it'll powerslide just like an Atlas.
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Cost is cosine losses.
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As KSP teaches us, almost any rocket can fly straight. Will is another matter.
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well, from some PoV you can claim that frogs dont have blood during winter, just ice
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...occasionally I think there may be some downsides to the Empire's you-must-be-smarter-than-this-stick-to-ride-the-technic-society policy. Then I am once again reminded why there really aren't.
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The old owner's manuals did that too
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Let's not fall into the "good old days" fallacy
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I have some manuals from that era (and also, tbf, a different continent). They didn't. (edited)
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I mean, that's probably a different fallacy, the one that ignores that it takes time for tech to trickle down to morons, for morons to injure themselves, file lawsuits, and get documentation amended as a result. But there was definitely a halcyon age undreamed of in which people were not warned, whether or not some of them needed to be, that chugging sulphuric acid might not be a good idea.
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"Gee, fixing this car is thirsty work! Good job Ford provided an refreshing energy drink with each engine!"
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"Car batteries have electrolytes! Just like Brawndo!"
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I mean, that's probably a different fallacy, the one that ignores that it takes time for tech to trickle down to morons, for morons to injure themselves, file lawsuits, and get documentation amended as a result. But there was definitely a halcyon age undreamed of in which people were not warned, whether or not some of them needed to be, that chugging sulphuric acid might not be a good idea.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 1:59 PM
well, my counterpoint is: no generation did or is doing much of anything about... well, the presently-unfolding Great Dying II
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That's "we don't give a fuck", not "we are the dumbest".
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:01 PM
no but seriously, I know that some people definitely ate Tide Pods
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where's the people trying to chug battery acid
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:02 PM
For perspective, it probably only takes one flaming moron drinking battery acid to require the damn warning. But still, that any one dillweed dumb enough to do that is... striking.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:02 PM
I was going to bring up the "coffee may be hot" thing but that woman was actually justified so whatever
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Imagine for a moment that we're all the sort of nihilistic assholes who treat the "there is no real argument for space colonization, etc., because it won't happen in your lifetime" thing seriously. Well, I'm 46. Statistically speaking, it is in my personal interest to ensure that all natural resources, climate included, are consumed in the remaining time I have available to enjoy them.
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BURN THE EARTH ON THE WAY OUT.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:03 PM
I've figured it out
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You're actually Nwabudike Morgan
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This argument is of course stupid, because it comes from fucking nihilists, but since an overwhelming majority of the planet seems to believe it, might as well go full Masque of the Red Death .
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:05 PM
"Resources exist to be consumed. And consumed they will be, if not by this generation then by some future. By what right does this forgotten future seek to deny us our birthright? Let us take what is ours, chew and eat our fill."
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Imagine for a moment that we're all the sort of nihilistic assholes who treat the "there is no real argument for space colonization, etc., because it won't happen in your lifetime" thing seriously. Well, I'm 46. Statistically speaking, it is in my personal interest to ensure that all natural resources, climate included, are consumed in the remaining time I have available to enjoy them.
Behold, the average oil company exec (edited)
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No. Behold EVERYONE.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:07 PM
I want to argue with that, but I can't.
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I believe that most human beings are fundamentally good (see: massive climate protests, etc.) but pretty much every existing power system, be it governmental, corporate, or otherwise, functions to put assholes at the top. (edited)
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I will not go into specifics due to ticks.
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BluejayHurricane 06/09/2021 2:07 PM
Works implies a degree of deliberate choice
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:07 PM
"functions", perhaps
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BluejayHurricane 06/09/2021 2:07 PM
Being an ass is a locally optimally strategy in a lot of places
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Everyone has the option to throw themselves on the sword of sand-shitting savagery for the sake of the planet if they really wanted to . Revealed preferences says that actual enthusiasm for that lifestyle is, yeah, about where you'd expect.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:09 PM
I want to say something about how most people don't actually want to burn the earth, they just go with the path of least resistance, but... they evidently don't really care or they'd try much harder to avoid the inbound pain train. Revealed preferences, booya. (edited)
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Everyone has the option to throw themselves on the sword of sand-shitting savagery for the sake of the planet if they really wanted to . Revealed preferences says that actual enthusiasm for that lifestyle is, yeah, about where you'd expect.
It's possible to save the planet without savagery
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:10 PM
Most people would rather not burn the earth, but they'd rather not live in un-climate-controlled pods, wearing hairshirts and eating bugs, too. There's gotta be a better way to handle that, I'd think? Some of it is maybe bad messaging.
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See: Clean energy, asteroid mining, etc.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:10 PM
There's Ted but he's a murdering lunatic, so on second thought not a good example.
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As for climate protests: yeah, like most protests, they amount to "someone else should fix this for me, preferably without inconveniencing me too much". Politicians know this, and they also know that the moment they actually tried to make drastic cuts in fossil fuel consumption, those exact same people would come out and lynch them within two days of the Permanent Rolling Blackout announcement.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:11 PM
That one in particular galls me - we're in that trap to an extent because of squeamishness about nuclear power, which will never not piss me off.
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Jade Nekotenshi
That one in particular galls me - we're in that trap to an extent because of squeamishness about nuclear power, which will never not piss me off.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:12 PM
A good amount of it might also be only-marginally-more-founded fears of nuclear proliferation
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:12 PM
That's more defensible, but not much more.
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That one in particular galls me - we're in that trap to an extent because of squeamishness about nuclear power, which will never not piss me off.
Yeah. One of those things that Atlas Shrugged absolutely nailed was the human political tendency to demand solutions while simultaneously making reasonable solutions impossible. Nuclear power is one of the more ridiculously prominent examples of this.
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Something something old men, trees, and shade
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See: Clean energy, asteroid mining, etc.
This also applies to basically everything in this referenced category.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:14 PM
Also I have lived in a month-long blackout and it is an experience I would like never to repeat. Ever. (edited)
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When you imagine the future, imagine a half-starved heatstroke victim killed by smog in the lungs, still clutching a hand-scrawled placard reading "END NUCLEAR FUSION NOW".
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I still have hope for a glorious interplanetary future
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:17 PM
so do I, but like, the better portion of the Earth's population is making it very hard to hold onto it (edited)
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so do I, but like, the better portion of the Earth's population is making it very hard to hold onto it (edited)
It's not the better portion
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...in fairness, I don't actually expect this future in anything other than deep disasturbation. I expect we'll blunder through with only a moderate amount of disasters, primarily due to whatever small number of people implement useful solutions despite the best efforts of everyone else to get in the fuckin' way.
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Remember the news will amplify negative things because that generates the most clicks
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Just like last time, and the time before that, and the time before that , and...
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:18 PM
My expectation is that industrialized human civilization will hang on, but it will be hideously painful and fatal for billions, and we will lose a lot of incalculably valuable things for good (edited)
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This and other useful insights will be published in my upcoming stage play, Waiting for Borlaug .
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...in fairness, I don't actually expect this future in anything other than deep disasturbation. I expect we'll blunder through with only a moderate amount of disasters, primarily due to whatever small number of people implement useful solutions despite the best efforts of everyone else to get in the fuckin' way.
This is my usual view of the future
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We'll get our way through to Glorious Interstellar Human Empire of Gloriousness™️ in a few centuries, but there will be a lot of pain and suffering along the way
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This and other useful insights will be published in my upcoming stage play, Waiting for Borlaug .
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:20 PM
the only stage play I'd pay money to see at the moment
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depending on how bad my depression is i can also alternate between star trek and baxter's titan on a dime
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:23 PM
I think some assjoke will get the idea to force a lot of people to do pod-living-bug-eating-hairshirting, and that will fall like a fart in church, and set the cause back by a nontrivial amount, but we'll get through without going all the way down the loo.
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Human beings are like that
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:24 PM
As Overmind points out, some people actually do fix things despite the obstructions flatulated upon us by idiots.
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Remember that things are, overall, getting better
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:24 PM
Exactly.
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You are living a better life than your ancestors and your descendants (or future you if we get aging cracked) will live a better life than you
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Despite our best efforts, indeed.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:24 PM
And I cannot - and for my own sanity's sake will not - subscribe to the interpretation that says civilization already peaked and it's all downhill from here.
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I like civilization, dammit, and I like technology.
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And I cannot - and for my own sanity's sake will not - subscribe to the interpretation that says civilization already peaked and it's all downhill from here.
Everyone at every point in history has already said that
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:25 PM
And technology is our best hope for an even better future.
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@KAL_9000 Yes, that being precisely my point!
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The Egyptians said it, the Greeks said it, the Romans said it, the Turks said it, etc.
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Jade Nekotenshi
And I cannot - and for my own sanity's sake will not - subscribe to the interpretation that says civilization already peaked and it's all downhill from here.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:26 PM
but peak oil smth smth
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I'm sure 10,000 years ago people were complaining about how Grug's children didn't respect him anymore and that Ug remembered a time when the hunt was ten times as rich
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:27 PM
funny that
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hunter-gatherers in the right conditions were better fed and healthier than agriculturalists
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:27 PM
Peak oil can go fart on the Eternal Flame.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:28 PM
operative word being right though
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Eh, Grug was an asshole anyway.
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We're fed better than them, though, if you don't gorge yourself on McDonald's
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:28 PM
a string of bad winters and your tribe is done
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We're fed better than them, though, if you don't gorge yourself on McDonald's
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:28 PM
shoulda said early agriculturists
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Also, "right conditions" imply "severely population-impairing mortality rate".
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:29 PM
oh, yeah, child mortality
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something something how why where phases of civilizational development
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something something time restaurant
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:30 PM
Which... there's a peeve of mine
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Well, that, and periodic internecine massacring. But, hey, killing enough people to keep the population low does guarantee Always Good Eating.
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Well, that, and periodic internecine massacring. But, hey, killing enough people to keep the population low does guarantee Always Good Eating.
Grug think Tharg's remains yummy
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:30 PM
People read "life expectancy of 35ish in ancient times" and assume "people were geezers by their late 20s"...
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People read "life expectancy of 35ish in ancient times" and assume "people were geezers by their late 20s"...
BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:31 PM
yeah life expectancy =/= max lifespan
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Even without cannibalism, but hey, you've got to dispose of the corpses somehow, and there's only so much you can turn into soap and other valuable domestic articles.
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Jade Nekotenshi
People read "life expectancy of 35ish in ancient times" and assume "people were geezers by their late 20s"...
it's child mortality
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:31 PM
Yes, exactly.
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People still did die young
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But not from aging faster
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:32 PM
I think we have records of people who lived into their 80s before modern medicine
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Mostly infected wounds, appendicitis, food poisoning, etc.
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I think we have records of people who lived into their 80s before modern medicine
Yes, but it was quite rare
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:32 PM
Particularly the Lord of Lippe, the longest-reigning title-holder in European history
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People still did die young
Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 2:32 PM
But not as much younger as folks think - infections or wounds that you'd survive today, sure. But if you made it to 20, you'd likely make it to 65, barring that kind of thing.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:32 PM
He inherited his title as a toddler and lived to be like 81 or 82
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Something like eight consecutive decades of position-holding, at any rate (edited)
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Incidentally, little-known historical fact: "In the early 1980s, environmental groups that were opposed to Borlaug's methods campaigned against his planned expansion of efforts into Africa. They prompted the Rockefeller and Ford Foundations and the World Bank to stop funding most of his African agriculture projects. Western European governments were persuaded to stop supplying fertilizer to Africa."
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:34 PM
Norman Borlaug's praises aren't sung enough in records of the 20th century, tbh
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Incidentally, little-known historical fact: "In the early 1980s, environmental groups that were opposed to Borlaug's methods campaigned against his planned expansion of efforts into Africa. They prompted the Rockefeller and Ford Foundations and the World Bank to stop funding most of his African agriculture projects. Western European governments were persuaded to stop supplying fertilizer to Africa."
foot, meet bullet
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Which is to say I don't know exactly how much mortality during the African famines of the late 20th century is directly attributable to middle-class Western assholes with half-baked ideas who thought campaigning/protesting/activism was an adequate substitute for actually solving problems, but it's a big fucking number . (edited)
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This is not the only reason why I am so very down on that sort of thing in general, but it's kind of a big one.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:39 PM
Yeahhhh. To go back to an earlier point, a lot of thinkers like to talk about civilization being a mistake, modernity being awful, technology being harmful etc etc.
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I find it very, very interesting that virtually none of this segment actually ever try living out in nature, by hand. A lot of them camp and hike and take a few token environmental measures, but I can't recall any serious primitivist doing Survivor
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Instead nearly all of them continue to sit in their air-conditioned homes, driving automobiles, using computers and electricity. Some of them are even wealthy enough to travel long distances and fly overseas regularly to admonish everyone about how bad modern lifestyles are.
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(I'm looking at you, MCPHERSON.)
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(Also one explanation may be that, honestly, most people would not last a week in the actual Neolithic before yearning to go back.)
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This is the 2nd-largest budget proposal for the space agency in 25 years. It embraces a broad set of NASA programs, including Artemis to the Moon, important science initiatives, and a healthy space technology effort.
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In good news (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 2:46 PM
(I'm starting to ramble, but one last thing: without mentioning her name that one girl and the "climate-strikers" that happened around the time of her greatest relevance are a sterling example of activism-over-solutions.) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 3:25 PM
Oh, and about the post that originally prompted the conversation: I'm like 60% sure the US was still busy transitioning to ALL CARS, ALL THE TIME transport in 1970
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Like the Interstates had been built and whatnot but there wasn't almost a car for every person like right now
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For perspective, it probably only takes one flaming moron drinking battery acid to require the damn warning. But still, that any one dillweed dumb enough to do that is... striking.
in high school there was a moron who drank PCB etching acid. he spent the next 9 months in the hospital
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 4:19 PM
jesus christ how did that happen
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by there being a cup with etching acid (which reeks like hell) and the dude just downing the cup in one go
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in the PCB etching workshop
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you smell that stuff across a room
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 5:27 PM
What is that stuff, iron(III) sulfate?
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yes
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 5:28 PM
furrrrfu.
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2021 5:50 PM
and this is why you don't bring anything remotely comestible into the lab
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 5:52 PM
or out of it
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2021 6:05 PM
well yes but you'd go "holy shit that smells like the don't-eat-here place"
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and this is why you don't bring anything remotely comestible into the lab
one cant possibly confuse iron3 sulfate for something edible
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that moron was just a moron
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Last time I was down there I could feel the misery wash over me at the state border
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/09/2021 7:02 PM
CHICAGO? MORE LIKE....
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 7:46 PM
And then there's that whole thing about Chicago and the fae...
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Oh, wait, no, that's Dresden Files
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Sue and the Aquarium are basically the only reasons to go to Chicago.
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I mean, there's a big furry convention but I went there one year and that was enough
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well yes but you'd go "holy shit that smells like the don't-eat-here place"
a bit late, but not everything deadly has a smell. Or will let you keep your sense of smell after you get near it. So really just never move anything between the eat-place and don't-eat place, and maybe institute a policy that anyone who does gets the mandatory first taste of whatever they brought in/out. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/09/2021 8:53 PM
I went to that con too. It's pretty solid, but last time it was way too crowded.
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There is another thing worth going to Chicago for - the foods. I don't mean deep dish pizza - that's OK, but not entirely my thing. I mean italian beef and Chicago-style hot dogs
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Though I can actually get the latter in Denver, so...
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Chicago hot dogs have too much vegetation on them.
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The pizza's pretty good, though once a year is enough
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HONOLULU—Noting that the cephalopod’s natural problem-solving abilities had far surpassed their expectations, marine biologists at the University of Hawaii reported Friday that they had trained a highly intelligent octopus to profitably manage a mid-sized aluminum goods supplier. “We knew our subject had a high IQ,…
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i didn't see the url at first and i thought they were going to talk about how they actually trained a octopus to manage stocks
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It would not at all surprise me.
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2021 8:48 AM
also it's not slander if it's truthful
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Hope they documented everything
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also it's not slander if it's truthful
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/16/2021 8:53 AM
Depends on the jurisdiction. It is a very strong defense in the US, not so strong elsewhere.
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2021 9:12 AM
when it's written it's libel!
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2021 10:58 AM
I mean, about a third of those I don't want in my body in any quantities larger than a vaccine >.> Luckily they're only trace compounds in an apple. Also I note that list seems to be missing amygdalin 😛
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and sucrose.
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Fructose. 'Cause when you're eating fruit, you're getting fruc'd.
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(And, well, yes, probably traces of sucrose.)
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Does "we defeated them, therefore we get to steal their shit" apply to people? Signs point to maybe.
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(Kill the Nazis! Then go through their pockets for scientists!)
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A whole new meaning for "loot the bodies".
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/16/2021 9:08 PM
charlie and the chocolate factory is just Saw (edited)
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i wonder how much of their budget goes to OSHA inspector bribes
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/16/2021 9:57 PM
apparently in the Broadway version the bad kids just die
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Oompa-loompa-doobity-do I’ve got a case of small bills for you Oompa-loompa-doobity-dee Take the cash or end up candy. (edited)
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apparently in the Broadway version the bad kids just die
A bit bratty, as some kids are?
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DEATH PENALTY
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KAL_9000
A bit bratty, as some kids are?
BizarroLand ♀ 06/16/2021 10:01 PM
you like chocolate a lot? hope you like getting brutally flushed into a pneumatic tube alongside a whole lake's worth of the stuff
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are you kind of competitive and take the initiative? we're going to bloat you until your body literally breaks apart
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Morgrim Moon 06/17/2021 6:40 AM
Apparently that river in the original film WAS largely chocolate (and milk). They couldn't get it to look right with the substitutes
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that's... horrifying.
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nevermind the cost, that stuff is going to spoil within hours. Must've been a struggle just to film all the scenes in time
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I personally would not mind cheating the metaphorical reaper of his due… Perhaps not forever, but if nothing else, remaining young and hale in body and mind would be great.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:54 PM
Yeah
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Although I'd need to find the world very interesting to stick around for geological ages
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Also, not having to rush through life to do things before I start getting too old would be amazing.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:56 PM
Same
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Although I'd need to find the world very interesting to stick around for geological ages
Oh, I wouldn’t stick around for nearly that long… Probably. You never know. If I did, though, I would probably use some sort of suspended animation or cryosleep to sleep away the millennia. I’d only likely do that if I was observing an experiment over such timescales.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 7:07 PM
I think I could tolerate a few centuries at least
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A few millennia, maybe
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10,000+ years really starts to stretch it
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I wouldn’t last that long, at least not conscious the whole time.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 7:30 PM
You know, I find it very curious that no-one's pointed it out yet
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Morgrim Moon 06/17/2021 8:25 PM
personally I want them to figure out end of life quality before beating death. Lately there has been too much "you'll live an extra 10 years but spent it all stuck in bed" for my personal taste
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 8:40 PM
Yeeeep
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/18/2021 9:41 AM
Hell, buy me an extra decade of being 60something, and that even is worth a fair chunk. But an extra decade of being practically immobile? Nah.
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It's less the immobility and more the impaired cognition that worries me TBH
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Nothing like watching a grandparent or parent decline in that respect to make you fear death-but-you're-still-walking
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2021 9:54 AM
I feel I should clarify that I still want a cure for death. I just don't want that in monkey-paw form
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0111narwhalz 06/20/2021 9:06 PM
if you know what it means you know what it means
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you know, i am honestly kinda curious what that was intended to be
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my first thought would be "coffee", which is close, but the letter substitutions don't quite make sense for a wrong hand positioning. I don't use phone keyboards much, maybe the errors on those are different
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oh, wait
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i forgot the full text of the tweet, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
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0111narwhalz 06/20/2021 9:40 PM
something something tiny hands?
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coffee doesn't make sense in that context
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i forgot the full text of the tweet, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
coverage?
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"cov" matches, "er" and "fe" are all adjacent letters... so he gets the "cov" right, accidentally presses f before he gets to e, misses r and presses f again, and then both a and g don't register i guess?
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it's trump, i'm sure his fingers are fat enough
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its a very good fit contextually, i guess it was just a really serious case of fat finger
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/21/2021 12:36 AM
I heard somewhere covfefe is actually Arabic for "I will stand [up]" but it wasn't substantiated by anything
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2021 7:34 AM
if that's true it's almost surely a coincidence
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Morgrim Moon 06/21/2021 8:44 AM
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Compiler: "I make your code better by removing redundancies and unnecessary bits 🙂 " also Compiler: "Am I a joke to you?"
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though, that's perl which is a interpreted language
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same idea i guess.
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 6:44 AM
I mostly giggled at: "Luke Palmer really should be far more careful what he idly wishes for."
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A reference to Ben Shapiro demanding we ban crime. (edited)
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wtf xD
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A charitable interpretation - I mean, it's Twitter, but still - would be that he is complaining about the district attorneys declining to prosecute an assortment of crimes and thus rendering them, de facto legal. (Usually a SoCal thing, but it wouldn't surprise me if NY was getting on on the fun.)
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Also, this is politics.
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2021 6:58 AM
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bored maxwell demon
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Click to see attachment 🖼️
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ladder logic kinda sus
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Morgrim Moon 06/25/2021 8:47 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2021 2:55 PM
lmao what
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oh now I get it
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i still don't, but hey, Japanese commercials be like that
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Click to see attachment 🖼️
unironically true
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i still don't, but hey, Japanese commercials be like that
BizarroLand ♀ 06/26/2021 12:43 AM
it's a stable time loop
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and I'm 99% sure ithat's Chinese
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oh i thought there was a pun in there
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or something like that
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but yeah the timeloop thing is pretty funny
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it might be chinese; i thought Japan was big on the wacky commercials in that style, but i can't easily distinguish between japan and china
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/26/2021 1:08 AM
the text is definitely hanzi
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alt title: average bomber dropping bomb in anime
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Is the joke that that print has been done by lots of people now so it's not creative to do it?
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a lot of the time people aren't designing most of the stuff they print, anyway
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that's what Thingiverse is for
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modeling is hardly easier than, say, painting. And people don't usually paint the art they hang in their house.
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BluejayHurricane 06/27/2021 11:08 AM
Eh, engineering stuff isn’t too hard, if you’ve got the expertise. Making something look nice is hard, though, and the tools are different.
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Vacuum Decay
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Eh, engineering stuff isn’t too hard, if you’ve got the expertise. Making something look nice is hard, though, and the tools are different.
it isn't too hard, but unless i need something very specific i usually just find something on thingiverse. Designing models takes a while; a week or so ago i put together a prototype for a combo water tank/heat exchanger for a printer upgrade, took me hours.
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and i got the tolerances wrong, again, so i gotta drill out the inlet and outlet holes -.-
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getting tolerances right is a topic in itself (edited)
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Eh, engineering stuff isn’t too hard, if you’ve got the expertise. Making something look nice is hard, though, and the tools are different.
"if you got the expertise" is the important point there. what fraction of people has the expertise in mechanical design?
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BluejayHurricane 06/28/2021 11:43 AM
It’s doesn’t take too long to learn to design something that sucks, but at least sort of works. I suspect this is where most people who own 3D printers sit. And that’s perfectly all right.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/28/2021 4:14 PM
I would hate it if our first starship was named Enterprise
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Roddenberry doesn't deserve that honestly
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why
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CV-6, on the other hand, really does .
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BASED
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all for suits being named jeb val and bob
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0111narwhalz 06/28/2021 4:28 PM
poor Bill
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We should continue naming spacecraft Enterprise on a regular basis.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2021 10:25 AM
She wasn't. It was all Paris' fault.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/30/2021 7:31 AM
'Tics
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gigachad : "Who cares? I'm going to go order some ice cream, have fun arguing."
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Super-spicy take: there is no such thing as gender.
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All claims of the relevancy of gender are claims of the same order as religious devotion to ice-cream flavor preference.
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Morgrim Moon 06/30/2021 9:17 AM
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.
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DSD [He/They] 07/02/2021 5:51 AM
I am incredibly confused that I can actually read that.
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0111narwhalz 07/02/2021 5:53 AM
It makes sense if you don't think about it
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.
A what university?
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English, probably
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Buggy
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.
BizarroLand ♀ 07/02/2021 5:31 PM
very old meme
17:32
I remember seeing this with "cmabrigde"
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the website i found it on dated it to 2003, so i guess so
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/03/2021 9:35 PM
Boring. Better question: Who is your favorite cosmonaut?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/03/2021 9:35 PM
Polyakov (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/03/2021 9:50 PM
Not bad. I personally favour Komarov.
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the steam library montage
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/06/2021 12:06 AM
Ltotal = 0
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:08 AM
Ltotal++;
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Ltotal = Ltotal++;
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+++ REDO FROM START +++
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Overmind
Ltotal = Ltotal++;
0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:10 AM
ew
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++Ltotal++;
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For bonus points, which ++ gets executed first?
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:15 AM
…the left one, surely
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No guarantees in undefined-behavior land!
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:16 AM
"undefined behavior" was my second guess
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but you'd think "preincrement" would happen before "postincrement"
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Since the code doesn't assign the result to anything, it'd be legitimate for the compiler to optimize that down to ADD Ltotal, 0x00000002
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:20 AM
true
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strictly speaking, it shouldn't matter either way should it?
06:17
depending on how it optimizes (and assuming 'preincrement' is valid in the first place), it would either add 1 twice in a row immediately or add 2 once. There would be a tiny difference in how long it took, but behavior should be identical otherwise.
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:18 AM
preincrement is supposed to happen before the rest of the expression is evaluated, postincrement after the statement has been executed… if I remember right, anyway
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but unless that order-of-operations fuckery causes the compiler to throw a fit and interpret it in a completely unexpected way, it shouldn't matter. It's either going to add 1 twice or add 2. You aren't going to get weird behavior if it interprets like that, because it's all one expression that is going to be processed immediately in sequence. You could get weird behavior if it was, say, +1 (other code) +1, while it was supposed to be +2 (other code), but that should not happen here unless the compiler does something really wacky.
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for(i =0; i<5; ++i++)
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print (i)
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hmm, that'll depend on how the language handles loops, won't it?
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i can't remember if loops are limited to simple expressions or if you can define arbitrary functions so long as it returns a number you can test. It probably depends on the language, but i've never needed to do that myself
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C for is just [initialisation][run condition][thing to execute every iteration]
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but i think it does preincrement and postincrement before/after the whole loop iirc
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:28 AM
each of those things in a for loop is a statement
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you could put a whole block there if you were sufficiently insane
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:val:
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grmbl
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:28 AM
(although… the middle one is an expression actually, isn't it? because it has to evaluate to a boolean)
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does C need the typing to match like that?
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most of my programming experience is with weird languages
06:31
but i've seen it where 0 = false, literally anything else (even strings) = true
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:31 AM
I mean, booleans don't exist in C. So it just has to be nonzero.
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But the point stands that it's gotta be an expression because it has to give something back.
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in that case, it still should handle ++i++ cleanly, so long as the compiler is interpreting that as a single statement. if it's doing something like ++(i++ [entire rest of code]) it'll definitely break, but if it interpets it as ++(i++) it'll be fine
06:38
and then print 0, 2, 4, ... or 2, 4, ...
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depends on the order it runs in
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:40 AM
well it'd be (++i)++ not ++(i++) anyway
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i suspect its going to print 1,3,5
06:42
doing preincrement, running the loop content, postincrement
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i've never seen preincrement used tbh, i didn't even realize that was a thing
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afaik thats what for loops do with pre/post increments
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so i'm just sort of guessing at it's behavior here
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there's a couple different likely ways it could work that will result in different behavior
06:45
my first thought was it was ++(...), where it adds to the rest of the statement (and also thus must necessarily run the statement first), but that's also a bit weird because that's identical behavior to (...)++
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yknow what lemme just google it
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:46 AM
preincrement happens before the expression is evaluated
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postincrement happens after the expression is evaluated
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so preincrement is: i += 1; //... and postincrement is: //... i += 1;
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I was curious and find out the current piece of code does not work however I can not figure out why: #include <stdio.h> void main(){ int a = 42; printf("%d\n", ++a++); } It...
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aw man
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apparently it works in C++ but not C, which is amusing
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 6:50 AM
huh
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wild stuff
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lol
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when you gaze into the eye of the machine, the machine gazes back
06:51
and then pokes you in the eye with a compiler error
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/06/2021 4:09 PM
Back in 1997, I wrote a few web pages about Stanislaw Lem, with some reviews of his books, including his delightful collection of short…
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did catgirls evolve from nyanderthals?
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2021 7:33 PM
hey we gave a shit. We named a swimming pool and a submarine communication base after him!
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Morgrim Moon
hey we gave a shit. We named a swimming pool and a submarine communication base after him!
awfully morbid considering the circumstances
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Morgrim Moon
hey we gave a shit. We named a swimming pool and a submarine communication base after him!
Fine sense of irony, there.
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Harold Holt was Aquaman the whole time!
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2021 7:36 PM
we had to amend so much paperwork because the constitution was not set up for "the PM is missing", of course everyone was cranky 😛
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did catgirls evolve from nyanderthals?
booooooooooo
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Mole'a'guac, surely?
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Morgrim Moon 07/09/2021 6:21 AM
definitely not, english spelling drifts rapidly compared to many languages
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"You live disease-free life and not get eaten by sabertooth. Grug pleased with descendant."
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Morgrim Moon 07/10/2021 4:16 AM
🤣 6
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Politics. No.
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Minor spoilers
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sometimes i wonder if we should just uhhh
22:24
make, yknow
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less radioactive waste.
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That might make the whole 'burying it all' thing a little easier.
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2021 10:24 PM
eat the radioactive waste
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waste is wasted opportunity
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reintroduce the radioactive waste to the ecosystem as healthy, growth-inducing fertilizer
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less radioactive waste.
REPROCESSING 👐
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REPROCESSING 👐
not even that. Quoting a quote here, but "if you bury a radium wristewatch in a ton of soil, you now legally have a ton of low-level radioactive waste."
22:26
we could probably make a lot less waste by just rewording a few things.
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Anything other than high-level waste is a non-problem to anyone who doesn't subscribe to the Weeping Baby Jesus theory of free nucleons.
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And if we refrain from using the Oops, Now We've Used Up 2% Of The Fuel So The Whole Bundle Must Be Trash Cycle, we could stick it all in a shipping container in Death Valley, add the word "Literal" to the existing signs, and call the job done.
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2021 10:50 PM
aww but I like Death Valley
22:50
I don't want it to become any more of an exclusion zone than it already is :V
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where else are we going to set ever higher land-speed records with cars that are secretly planes designed to stay close to the ground
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0111narwhalz 07/12/2021 11:01 PM
uhhh Black Rock
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 12:21 AM
Use the Aussie salt flats instead? They're in a less geologically stable area
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And if we refrain from using the Oops, Now We've Used Up 2% Of The Fuel So The Whole Bundle Must Be Trash Cycle, we could stick it all in a shipping container in Death Valley, add the word "Literal" to the existing signs, and call the job done.
Enderminion 07/13/2021 3:14 AM
It's the poisons generated by fission not the smaller amount of fuel that kills it. However a side affect of reprocessing is Weapons grade radioactives and nobody wants that.
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“Fluffy I need a reload!” “Fluffy? Fluffy? Now where has that damn cat disappeared to this time?”
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sits on a landmine
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It's the poisons generated by fission not the smaller amount of fuel that kills it. However a side affect of reprocessing is Weapons grade radioactives and nobody wants that.
However described, our policy has been throwing away 98%-unburnt fuel bundles as waste because - apparently - our nuclear security is so staggeringly incompetent that our only protection against the Forces of Terrah getting hold of plutonium is a complete refusal to allow any to exist in the first place Yeah, no. There’s no lipstick that can be put on this pig.
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(Honestly, this policy is the best argument I have ever seen against nuclear power. Either we are unnecessarily and deliberately being more wasteful than the darkest dreams of the fossil fuel busjness, in which case we’re too stupid to use it; or the NRC can drive the price of nuclear power up to absurd levels with regulation and still not prevent plant operators from handing out radionuclides like candy, in which case we’re definitely too stupid to use it.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:28 AM
I mean, at least if they made some sort of argument like "plutonium is too dangerous to be allowed in the environment because it will give you super-lead poisoning while setting you on fire", then that may quite be reasonable but you could see where they're coming from.
07:28
instead of the assumption that some idiot can manage to make plutonium into a bomb instead of just making Another Demon Core
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... I didn't think we were scared of some idiot doing it, I thought we were scared of the government doing it?
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Like it's a "prevent further nuclear MAD escalation" thing?
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:30 AM
alright, the argument that "government == idiot" I will also acknowledge as valid
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…if that’s true, that’s an even worse argument. Especially since the DoD operates its own reactors specifically to manufacture the bloody stuff for their own use. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:33 AM
do they at least plug them into their local power network?
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although I thought the DoD had scrapped theirs, and that's why NASA couldn't get nuclides for their probes any more?
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Well, used to, at least. Hanford’s been closed down, and I’m not sure of the current status of Savannah River.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2021 7:34 AM
Doing a quick check, it does indeed look like the last US fuel reprocessing plant was shut down in the Carter era over proliferation concerns.
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So yeah "we don't do this because proliferation concerns" does sound like the reason, then?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2021 7:38 AM
Since then there have apparently been attempts to get a license for a new plant, but the regulatory burden is very large.
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And yet the DoD was still manufacturing its own plutonium post-Carter.
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Also, I can see several anti-proliferation arguments to be made, here, ‘it’s true. I just can’t think of any that is not, in and of itself, also stupid.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2021 7:41 AM
Of course. The late 70s anti-nuc orgs were not renowned for their critical thinking ability.
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(There’s the Security By Obscurity one, the Prohibition one, and the Absurdist Security Theater one…)
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because the prohibition worked so well for the US!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2021 7:42 AM
But oddly, they continued to have sufficient funds to protest American nucs (edited)
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Cornflakes
because the prohibition worked so well for the US!
We will never, ever, ever learn this lesson. Ever.
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on this occasion i want to congratulate drugs on winning the war on drugs
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In fairness, the global war on drugs has achieved great success in promoting really shitty drugs.
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Going after weed, speed, and opium only to accidentally promote crystal meth and fentanyl is a magnificent shoot-yourself-in-the-foot move. With a friggin’ Schwerer Gustav. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:48 AM
and some interesting advances in disguising drugs. Seriously, that's not even sarcastic, I've read at least two scientific papers provoked by crime syndicates managing to dissolve certain substances in innocuous-seeming liquids and, after getting caught, a chemist going "huh, now that's an interesting idea..."
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i say legalise everything, have them slap labels onto it like any other chemical stuff thats sold in the pharmacy.
07:49
tax it like any other stuff
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I agree with approximately half of that, as you probably know.
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generally, "handle it like any other good"
07:50
what that entails can be discussed :D
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:50 AM
I have the more moderate view of legalise at least one thing in every class and treat that like alcohol or tobacco. Mostly because fuck NO I don't want meth legalised when standard amphetamine exists
07:51
that's like saying "we should legalise methanol-containing moonshine!" No, you should make sure people know how to get the methanol OUT of their moonshine there is no benefit to consuming methanol!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/13/2021 7:51 AM
Of course, the lesson that should be taken away is that just because a policy says it will do X, there is a fair to excellent chance it won't. Given the % of the global population that is regularly taken in by bills with misleading titles, I am not optimistic.
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Well, we should legalize methanol-containing moonshine, just as long as it’s properly labeled.
07:53
Trouble is with banning these things is that people will always suspect that you’re banning the good stuff.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:54 AM
I don't trust the education system to teach the simple difference between ethanol and methanol and I don't want people dead out of cunning advertising + ignorance. Ignorance can be fixed
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I prefer the narrative that goes, “you are perfectly free to buy and consume booze that makes you blind and drugs that make you crazy even when the superior and generally cheaper alternative is being sold in every store, you absolute blithering fuckwits”.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:55 AM
and considering how often the cleaning product industry gets told "ffs, stop deliberately making your products look like candy and putting cartoon characters on them, are you maliciously TRYING to murder kids?!"...
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<<ASBESTOS FREE>>
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I am, in fairness, ideologically committed to the “You must be smarter than this stick to ride the universe.” position.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 7:57 AM
(I believe the logic there was "parents with young children often take the young children when shopping. If we make kids want our product over our rival's, they'll pester their parents to buy OUR product" without considering the inevitable consequences)
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my brain went "no, fuck you" 100M$ fine and sales block until changed
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See, now, how long has the Earth’s biosphere been trying to teach us that randomly eating shiny, brightly-colored things means death?
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:00 AM
I don't know if anyone was actually fined, but there was certainly a proposal that since the company in question was encouraging toddlers to eat their inedible product, the company was fully and completely liable for all medical costs + a fine per child. And then company rapidly removed the cartoons off their boxes
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(Signed, lots of frogs, plants, and lizards.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:01 AM
yeaaaaah... but counter argument: fruits and berries have evolved to be eaten by us and are brightly colourful and smell nice, so "brightly colourful and smells nice" isn't really a warning sign
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((I mean, I grew up in England, a country known for its systematic extermination of all the annoyingly hostile bits of the local biosphere, and one of the important things I still got to learn as a child was Do Not Eat The Pretty Berries, They Will Kill You. (edited)
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humans also eat a lot of things that are colored in warning on purpose
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And Do Not Eat The Tasty Mushrooms, They Will Kill You.
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And Do Not Chew The Attractive-Smelling Leaves, They Will Kill You.
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((I mean, I grew up in England, a country known for its systematic extermination of all the annoyingly hostile bits of the local biosphere, and one of the important things I still got to learn as a child was Do Not Eat The Pretty Berries, They Will Kill You. (edited)
short anecdote about toddler cornflakes: mom: "do not eat those berries, they are poisonous" turns around toddlerflakes, 5 sec later: "look what i've eaten!"
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:03 AM
see, and here I still remember being a 6 yr old learning "how to treat a snakebite" >.>
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remarkably "don't eat random stuff" wasn't a lesson I was taught. I guess that's considered sort of an innate thing? 😛 If you haven't grown it or bought it it's not edible
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no venomous snakes anywhere near where humans are here. so didnt have those lessons
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“Eat only things on the safe list,” is the sort of lesson that everyone should learn before they’re allowed to be unsupervised, and at a certain point, having not done so is just failing Living Creature 101.))
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:05 AM
and teaching toddlers "see, THIS is a redback spider. All other spiders are nice, but this one is evil"
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We have brown recluses for that particular lesson.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:06 AM
and I think I was... 8ish? When I got shown a blue-ringed octopus and taught where to find it and why not to ever bother it.
08:06
...okay, fine, maybe people have a point when they say Australia is a death continent
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something wasp spider?
08:07
australia, the KRIEG of earth
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On the one hand, y’all have had less time to murderize all the things that make it so, relative to the Old World.
08:08
On the other hand, the Emu War. Yeah.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:09 AM
hm. Granted, the continent is also rigged, given that marsupials are innately more poison-resistant than placental animals, which basically means all toxins are cranked up several notches
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and three generations of importing invasive species to murder ... something?
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On an semi-related note, I have received a couple of e-mails from my presumed hatedom on the topic of local responses to oh-the-COVIDity, lockdowns, etc., etc.
08:21
“Well, we pretty much post a ‘hey, folks, there’s a virus about, please do the needful’ message. And then everyone does, because we’ve spent millennia cultivating a cultural cultivar that responds to stupidity and willful ignorance in much the same way that mast cells respond to foreign contaminants.”
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(“They dispatch a vast army of overenthusiastic death squads?” “Okay, maybe not the exact same way…”)
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".... not anymore at least..."
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This does, however, have certain side-effects in the “win stupid prizes” area.
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2021 8:34 AM
initial spread and some seriously flubs in the early days when everyone is still hypothesising? No shame there, we know better now. Occasional goofs when it manages to mutate in a way that surprises you or you learn something new? Ouch, unfortunate but it happens. Massive outbreak because some twats decided to throw an illegal party? Congrats on owing money to thousands of other sophs, you idiots; you will live because you can't PAY your debts if we stab you but do it again and we're throwing you on a pyre
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Although for the people at the party, the legal doctrine of “you have no claim against anyone for something you participated in, you twatwaffle” is unlikely to make their day.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/13/2021 9:57 AM
irukandji jellyfish
09:58
I'm pretty sad to report that despite everything, Puerto Rico is still better off than most US states on the vaccination front
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See, now, how long has the Earth’s biosphere been trying to teach us that randomly eating shiny, brightly-colored things means death?
Fruit.
12:18
'oooh shiny' is a bit of a mixed bag, really. (edited)
12:22
but yeah, regardless, detergent looking like candy is a bit silly considering candy looked like candy first and now everyone expects it to.
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oh dang, i should've scrolled down more, fruit already got brought up
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ontotech sort. i declare this list to be sorted. and it was
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alter the laws of the universe so the only physically possible order is the right one
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and suddenly all other lists are unsorted
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to be fair that's a tricky one, anyway
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see: the "BEHOLD A MAN" incident (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2021 12:16 AM
even listing "Equus caballus" would be an improvement XD
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generally if someone's looking up a thing "everyone should know" it means nobody is around that can help. See all the confusion about roman concrete because "of COURSE everyone knows water means seawater!" or the fact nobody knows where Punt is any more because "of COURSE everyone knows where Punt is!" or all the issues that future humans are going to have reading recipes because "of COURSE everyone knows 'eggs' means 60g chicken eggs!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/17/2021 10:46 AM
A lot of people seem to be possessed by the notion that you can argue people out of believing things if you "fact-check" hard enough
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Well, if you can't deal with people as fellow members of the rational being community, what can you do?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/17/2021 10:47 AM
Point there
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("I know! We can come up with a sufficiently complicated series of arguments justifying threatening people into compliance, then threaten everyone until they believe them!" "...are we the baddies?")
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I have seen this on several other servers, and yet it continues to amaze and disappoint me that someone so utterly stupid could get as far as they apparently did in the military… It probably shouldn’t by now.
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think about how stupid the median person is
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then think that half of people are even more stupid
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and a lot of those have work
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they have to end up somewhere
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About 20 times a day I have to say or type something along the lines of “the auto-renew feature is clearly noted in our Terms of Use, which you agreed to when you created your account.” The glee with...
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/18/2021 6:17 PM
I've always wondered what would happen if you snuck a "you agree to donate your organs to us" somewhere in a ToS
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modern law is incomprehensibly complex, but i've found that a workable approximation is "legality roughly follows the opinions and desires of those who work with or enforce the law"
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it's all loopholes
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so the outcome of such a ToS is probably something along the lines of a judge going "haha, that's a funny joke. No, you can't do that. Owing someone your organs because you unreadingly clicked a button is absurd, and legally, you can't do that because [INSERT COMPLEX LEGAL RULING FROM 5 MILLENNIA AGO WHEN SOMEONE SPILLED A BOWL OF NOODLES ON A OSTRICH], so no." (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/18/2021 8:00 PM
what I hate is ToS changing and stating "if you don't agree please do this for a refund" so you do that and the company throws an absolute shitfit and tries to refuse said refund
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BluejayHurricane 07/18/2021 8:01 PM
Huh. We don’t get that in the states.
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That may be because the us has very different consumer protection laws, but that does sound painful to deal with
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Morgrim Moon 07/18/2021 8:06 PM
you don't get the option of a refund, or the company agrees easily?
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BluejayHurricane 07/18/2021 8:07 PM
We don’t get the option for a refund.
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But TOS changes on purchased products aren’t something I’ve ever seen
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Morgrim Moon 07/18/2021 8:09 PM
usually it's stuff changing in the middle of a subscription period. Like if you subscribed for 12 months, they change the ToS after 6 months, you refuse to sign the new contract so the company owes you 6 months of refund
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it's a nuclear option because the company will ban your account, and fair enough
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2021 10:30 PM
could a moron do this?
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i don't recognize the other half of the mashup; why is Wheatley a giant stone orb in a creepypasta image/WH40K lore drawing?
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2021 11:11 PM
it's All Tomorrows or whatever
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2021 7:39 PM
why would they ruin it by chewing up half the thing with a stupid stick figure? 😦
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Where is that video actually from? (edited)
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Enderminion 07/21/2021 8:27 PM
Per the new rules neither bozos nor musk are astronauts
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/21/2021 8:44 PM
BOZOS LMAO
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Autocorrect
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/21/2021 10:24 PM
Don't care. That's what I'm gonna call him now
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Do not do that here.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/22/2021 11:56 PM
Fine, but that's just too hilarious not to use elsewhere. I'll keep in mind not to where you can see.
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That which I do not see I need give no fucks about.
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from the same blog as that library post in #random :
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Why models always get better when they are bigger and deeper, even when the amount of data they consume stays the same or gets smaller.
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Zarpaulek
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I always thought they were drunk teenagers
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I always thought they were drunk teenagers
BizarroLand ♀ 07/25/2021 10:33 AM
At first I hated this idea
10:33
Then I realized those are the only sorts of people who would want to interact with us
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BizarroLand ♀
Then I realized those are the only sorts of people who would want to interact with us
you don't give humanity enough credit
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/25/2021 10:33 AM
"Us" as in Earth civilization
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They gave Ford Prefect a ride
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Dammit, I scared another scammer off
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why scared? what kind of scammer? howso?
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keep your promises or dont make them
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Zarpaulek
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Stealing the children was a bit harsh
14:19
But the Piper did have the right to demand payment lmao
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KAL_9000
Stealing the children was a bit harsh
(depends on what the contract said...)
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Cornflakes
(depends on what the contract said...)
i don't think the average peasant village would make a written contract in Ye Olde Medieval Fairytale Fantasy Land™️
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KAL_9000
you don't give humanity enough credit
One of the things that I was reminded of in the recent people-spending-their-own-money-on-space-ohnoz twitterhell was the factlet that during Apollo, public approval of the program never exceeded 50%, and was usually rather less. I submit that I will be entirely understanding if the position of potential visitors from space is that if humanity wants some credit, it might consider putting up some fucking collateral, already.
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KAL_9000
i don't think the average peasant village would make a written contract in Ye Olde Medieval Fairytale Fantasy Land™️
Turns out a verbal contract is worth a lot more than the paper it's written on.
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Overmind
One of the things that I was reminded of in the recent people-spending-their-own-money-on-space-ohnoz twitterhell was the factlet that during Apollo, public approval of the program never exceeded 50%, and was usually rather less. I submit that I will be entirely understanding if the position of potential visitors from space is that if humanity wants some credit, it might consider putting up some fucking collateral, already.
something something whitey on the moon
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Overmind
Turns out a verbal contract is worth a lot more than the paper it's written on.
HA!
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KAL_9000
i don't think the average peasant village would make a written contract in Ye Olde Medieval Fairytale Fantasy Land™️
It was Germany, they were very big on contract work. Especially once the Landsknechte came around.
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BluejayHurricane
But TOS changes on purchased products aren’t something I’ve ever seen
Check basically every service or credit card contract ever. You'll find a clause in there that, shorn of legal terminology, amounts to "we reserve the right to change our terms and conditions unilaterally, in exchange for which you receive the right to suck it". (Although usually they do concede that they have to give you some notice, first.)
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The existence of these clauses and that people sign the contracts containing them despite said existence is the sort of thing that would strike the eldrae as prima facie evidence that humans are insane .
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Overmind
Check basically every service or credit card contract ever. You'll find a clause in there that, shorn of legal terminology, amounts to "we reserve the right to change our terms and conditions unilaterally, in exchange for which you receive the right to suck it". (Although usually they do concede that they have to give you some notice, first.)
That doesn't seem like it would hold up in court
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but what do i know
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And yet. From a quick google for an example, this one from Bank of America: "We reserve the right to amend this Agreement at any time, by adding, deleting, or changing provisions of this Agreement. All amendments will comply with the applicable notice requirements of federal and North Carolina law that are in effect at that time. If an amendment gives you the opportunity to reject the change, and if you reject the change in the manner provided in such amendment, we may terminate your right to receive credit and may ask you to return all credit devices as a condition of your rejection. We may replace your card with another card at any time."
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Exhibit B: the "social contract". In which our more reflective observer may think to themselves that since y'all've already accepted being bound by one Vaderian Contract (and that should totally be a term), a few more ain't no thing.
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2021 4:04 PM
Banking is a service, though, and not a product. I see services change their terms all the time. And when product and service are bundled, that can change, which happens and absolutely sucks. But I’ve never actually observed a product, and only a product, do that.
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Banking is a service, though, and not a product. I see services change their terms all the time. And when product and service are bundled, that can change, which happens and absolutely sucks. But I’ve never actually observed a product, and only a product, do that.
mobile games do it all the time
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are video games a product or service?
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BluejayHurricane 07/25/2021 4:34 PM
That depends, I think, heavily on the game.
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Overmind
The existence of these clauses and that people sign the contracts containing them despite said existence is the sort of thing that would strike the eldrae as prima facie evidence that humans are insane .
On one hand, these clauses are insane, yes. On the other hand, they're generally not used. Not egregiously, at least. And they can't be. If a business tried to, say, bind you into giving them your house, or your kidneys via such a clause, they'd end up in court where the judge would promptly laugh at them. Such clauses in our legal system hardly have any teeth because our legal system is such a shitshow that contracts barely have any power in the first place. If anything crazy comes up you will probably end up with a decision that roughly aligns with the opinions of the majority, or at least the judge, or jurors, or supreme court, etc. And as well, any existing, sane contracts can also be torn up and tossed down the shitter at any time by the lawmakers, for similar reasons.
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all of which is also crazy, but as far as a individual actor making decisions, it's quite straightforward to decide that so long as you're a little careful you're not going to get fucked too badly. And since those sorts of clauses are rather common, the alternative is "flee into the wilderness and live as wild people"
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:01 AM
@Buggy The way I figure it, all of what you said, while true, is exactly the problem, that it is.
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@Buggy The way I figure it, all of what you said, while true, is exactly the problem, that it is.
true, but to put it simply, if someone were to criticize me and call me insane for for putting up with it, my response would be something along the lines of: Alright, what should I have done instead? Should I have: A: Signed only sane contracts, and then starve on a street corner because that's effectively none of them B: Stirred a revolution for change and promptly get shot C: abandon all human 'civilization' and flee into the woods, where I would starve for a total of 12 consecutive seconds before being mauled to death by a pack of man-eating geese D: Singlehandedly invent the fusion torch and cryogenics and then fly off into outer space in search of somewhere better etc. By all means, I agree with you. Hand me the metaphorical scalpel, and I will carve the filth that is humanity out of my soul. But do not criticize me, or anyone else, for not doing so, so much as a second earlier than that becomes a realistic option. Criticizing someone is a attempt to persuade them to change, or at least inform others that you think they should. To criticize someone for that which they cannot change, or that which they could chose nothing else but death, is to demand that they have never allowed themselves to be born, or to have killed themselves, respectively.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:15 AM
That, I would wholeheartedly agree with, and would respond fairly similarly if asked the same. Coordination problems are the original Molochian cast-iron-bitch.
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needs more unions and actually enforced laws
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:17 AM
Also, that last bit is pretty much exactly the crux of the exception I take with some modern political discourse.
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Though to specify which parts would get ticky, so I will not.
10:19
To bring it back full-circle, I'd agree with the Imperial judgement that human society is collectively insane, but also stipulate that - at least given present technical and political constraints - that insanity is both inevitable and incurable. It can, perhaps, be mitigated.
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true, but to put it simply, if someone were to criticize me and call me insane for for putting up with it, my response would be something along the lines of: Alright, what should I have done instead? Should I have: A: Signed only sane contracts, and then starve on a street corner because that's effectively none of them B: Stirred a revolution for change and promptly get shot C: abandon all human 'civilization' and flee into the woods, where I would starve for a total of 12 consecutive seconds before being mauled to death by a pack of man-eating geese D: Singlehandedly invent the fusion torch and cryogenics and then fly off into outer space in search of somewhere better etc. By all means, I agree with you. Hand me the metaphorical scalpel, and I will carve the filth that is humanity out of my soul. But do not criticize me, or anyone else, for not doing so, so much as a second earlier than that becomes a realistic option. Criticizing someone is a attempt to persuade them to change, or at least inform others that you think they should. To criticize someone for that which they cannot change, or that which they could chose nothing else but death, is to demand that they have never allowed themselves to be born, or to have killed themselves, respectively.
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:21 AM
This is one of my main problems with eldraeic thinking
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Is it a quote from somewhere?
10:22
Feels like a quote
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:23 AM
That said, at least the modern Empire does have the option of saying "here, I'll sell you psychdesign, advanced therapy techniques, made-to-order bioshells, high-Isp rockets, time on our stargate network and access to our Weave; now you have the tools." On Earth, well... we're (mostly) already working with the best tools we have, and are getting obviously suboptimal results anyway.
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(for "modern Empire", also read "sufficiently motivated modern Imperial citizen", too.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:24 AM
I had the impression a lot of newly-contacted economies end up as impoverished emerging markets
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:24 AM
But I wonder if they'd have reacted differently back when the modal eldrae-on-the-street would have remembered what not having the right tools was like.
10:25
I think they do, yeah.
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But they also evolve out of that, given access to tools, IIRC?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:25 AM
to quote: Again, the thing is, this is not Core, First Tier, or Second Tier markets we’re talking about here. We’re in the emerging markets, or even the unemerged. They don’t have the tech to support large-scale deployment of cornucopias, and even when it comes to buying it, the problem they run into is where would they get the hard currency to pay for it?
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:27 AM
OK, yeah, that does make it sound like the kind of problem that takes a damn long time to bootstrap one's way out of.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:29 AM
Also I'm 90% sure eldrae explicitly choose death over cooperating with an insane regime
10:30
Which is nice but the resulting ethics overlooks all the other, evolved species not custom-built to be predisposed to libertism (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀
to quote: Again, the thing is, this is not Core, First Tier, or Second Tier markets we’re talking about here. We’re in the emerging markets, or even the unemerged. They don’t have the tech to support large-scale deployment of cornucopias, and even when it comes to buying it, the problem they run into is where would they get the hard currency to pay for it?
i think that "hard cash" is more of an "what kind of currency can you offer to an eldrae?"
10:31
they are richer than before, just dirtpoor compared to the empire
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they are richer than before, just dirtpoor compared to the empire
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:33 AM
not being able to afford a cornucopia still means you're basically in the hole as far as ultra-tech societies go
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yes, but they dont end up being impoverished, or at least more impoverished than before
10:34
because they arent ultratech when contacted
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BizarroLand ♀
Is it a quote from somewhere?
no that's not a quote, just my opinion on the matter
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:36 AM
yeah but in perspective, what does any old infotech world have to offer a massive interstellar economy
10:37
you're out of luck unless you have the comparative advantage of having the "new chocolate" or the like
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one thing that always struck me as odd about 'cornucopia scarcity' is, well, that
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:38 AM
Right, but it's easier to climb out of that well if there's a megatech polity (or company) on your doorstep that you can buy your first megatech from, rather than having to invent it all ex nihilo
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Even if it is bloody difficult to pay them for it in a way that they care about.
10:39
Though, um... There have got to be organizations that sell such things on credit!
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"we can give you that moon as a security"
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:39 AM
(Albeit with the risk of learning the hard way that when the Empire says binding contract, they gorram well mean it!)
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Jade Nekotenshi
Though, um... There have got to be organizations that sell such things on credit!
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:40 AM
Sure, but what would anyone have to offer as collateral?
10:40
Their local gas giant? The galaxy is lousy with those
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:41 AM
Yes, but a gas giant close to a world with civilization might be worth more than one orbiting J. Random Red Dwarf. (edited)
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Also, speculative investment is a thing.
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Jade Nekotenshi
Yes, but a gas giant close to a world with civilization might be worth more than one orbiting J. Random Red Dwarf. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:42 AM
Don't you mean Dwarfy McDwarfface?
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BizarroLand ♀
Don't you mean Dwarfy McDwarfface?
Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:42 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 10:44 AM
And now you're making me wonder if a civilization can sell off territorial rights in the Worlds
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Like, to inhabited places instead of random rocks
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strictly speaking, in-verse, a cornucopia is a specialized make everything machine which can, indeed, make more of itself. It is not a "make everything from anything" machine; it takes refined feedstock which requires a appropriately advanced society behind it, and as such you can't just hand it to anyone and expect them to give away 10 copies HOWEVER, undoubtably there is, infact, a "make everything from anything" machine, physics permitting, in as much as you could just plug a "make refined feedstock from anything" machine into a cornucopia. It'll be slower, it'll take more power, etc, but it must exist. How, exactly, can any society get a hold of more than a handful of these and not immediately have them spread like a giving plague? Anyone who gets one will have a immense short-term incentive to create and sell copies because of the sheer value of such a device. Yes, you can have a heavy-handed government that tries to restrict it, or attempts to copy-protect the copies you sell, or individuals who are more long-sighted in their pursuit of individual profits and so only sell products and not machines. But still... It's like the prisoners dilemma where everyone with a cornucopia machine is playing, and if anyone defects you play another round but with 10x as many people. There are undoubtably worlds which through circumstance manage to cull this, but i bet 95% of the time you'll end up with a re-enactment of Singularity Sky, where two days go by and half the population has already used their brand new cornucopia machine to ascend into sentient space clouds.
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Buggy
one thing that always struck me as odd about 'cornucopia scarcity' is, well, that
That wall of text is from this leadin. I should probably write more concisely.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:49 AM
I'd think it'd take several iterations to make all the prerequisite bits and infrastructure, and the ability to make them doesn't imply the knowledge to use and maintain them, so it'd take a while to get a hard takeoff, but yeah, it would probably happen eventually.
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(And the local polities don't want Imperium-Of-Man-style "we can build it but have no fucking clue how it works" neighbors for very long, and have many incentives to fix that.)
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user interfaces can be simplified a lot, though, and self-maintenance is almost built in. At the least, if they can make further generations without degradation, nothing is stopping you from making a new one regularly and recycling the old as 'maintenance'.
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i bet the biggest limiter is probably raws, power, and time
10:54
a anything-from-anything machine might be especially slow, so a replication cycle could take weeks instead of, say, hours. It'd be more understandable in that case. And if it takes a lot of power, the best self-contained solution to that is going to be a dedicated fusion reactor, which will have a minimum size. A fission reactor could be smaller, but requires rare radioactives. And if the any-from-any machine requires lots of rare earths or something, then things might get really tricky
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 10:54 AM
There's also the analysis paralysis problem - out of your gigantic menu of stuff, which items exactly do you build? After all, it isn't free, even if it is hella cheaper than doing it any other way.
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"What do i pick, what do i - dangit Bob, fine. Make me another of you first so he stops bugging me."
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2021 11:00 AM
I mean, when it comes to buying our way in, Earth is a planet with one mammoth advantage other worlds could never have: We're the evolutionary cradle of greenlife Our digitised fossil and genome databases and offer of gleeful ongoing biosphere research is a bargaining chip most newly contacted species could only dream of. ...pity we'd promptly squander it.
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(really if the user interface can't respond to simple-language requests [in the local language] then whoever designed the UI was slacking off. I'd expect "make me a meal" to be followed by a list of suggestions or a query as to the local biology, "make me another of this" to be followed by a request to put the item in the analysis chamber and a warning about safety, and "make me another of you" to be followed with a short confirmation about material use and time taken. All basic stuff you'd wanted even if you knew every technical detail about how it works - if you wanted more info, you'd ask for verbose UI responses.)
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Morgrim Moon
I mean, when it comes to buying our way in, Earth is a planet with one mammoth advantage other worlds could never have: We're the evolutionary cradle of greenlife Our digitised fossil and genome databases and offer of gleeful ongoing biosphere research is a bargaining chip most newly contacted species could only dream of. ...pity we'd promptly squander it.
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 11:02 AM
I'm actually thinking of one of my own works when I suggest selling territory
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 11:05 AM
I'm not so much thinking of the UI of the cornucopia itself as the UI of all the things you'd make from it and the experience and expertise to understand how all those things interoperate.
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To some extent that can be worked around - I don't need to be able to engineer a computer to use one, or even write programs for one - but it would put something of a limit on how quickly it'd be possible to go from "information age world with one cornucopia machine" to "every person is a Kardashev Type I civilization in their own right". (edited)
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this is true, you aren't going to go from "everyone has a cornucopia" to a interstellar society overnight
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but still, i'd expect them to spread like wildfire even if most people use them to make food, daily necessities, etc
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 11:08 AM
Yeah, I'd expect that too, assuming adequate feedstock
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that's what you'd expect anyone, alien or not, to do when they get a machine that can make anything. I'd expect the subtlety of "anything includes more of itself" to be less obvious, but that idea will spread like wildfire, too, once anyone thinks of it
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 11:10 AM
There'd be some speed bumps along the line of the "well, a cornucopia can make this, but you just found out why nobody does it that way", but yeah, that would only slow things down.
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But that's more my point - it wouldn't be an overnight takeoff, but things would change pretty fast.
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hmm, thinking about it, i did just realize one major region of possibility that would probably prohibit it's spread
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if we're talking about alien minds, it wouldn't spread if those minds were strongly opposed to cornucopias universally, or close enough for it to matter (merely a opposing central government or organisation of any sort would probably not be enough)
11:13
a human analogue would be, imagine if a cornucopia landed on earth some centuries ago, but was, i dunno, stylized that made it red and look like it had devil horns and a spade tail.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 11:14 AM
Or if the first things it built were poisonous
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Or if it was the subject of endless conflict among factions until a culture hero destroyed it (edited)
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it would probably make for some interesting reading when someone from the civilized worlds comes along a few centuries later and works out what happened (edited)
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the sort of interesting that makes you sigh and rest your face on the desk, but interesting.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 11:29 AM
I know this isn't apropos of anything preceding, but how tall are eldrae again?
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like 3m or 2.5m
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 11:48 AM
2-2.5m, IIRC
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A tall human and a short eldrae might well be eye-to-eye
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but only just
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 11:52 AM
Robert Wadlow is the only human who could have looked down on an eldrae
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BizarroLand ♀
Which is nice but the resulting ethics overlooks all the other, evolved species not custom-built to be predisposed to libertism (edited)
The ethics in question (or rather the pragmatics) just says "You will eat as much shit as you're willing to swallow." If you're willing to value life, conformity, and temporary comfort over sanity, integrity, and dignity, then you're gonna go through that life chowing down on an endless diet of shit sandwiches. Ain't fair, good, or right, it's just the nature of the directed acyclic causal graph. (edited)
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Whatever one's opinion of objectivism in general, one of the particularly useful concepts they came up with is the sanction of the victim . Or, to simplify a rather more complex concept dramatically, they will do to you precisely and whatever you let them do to you.
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The ethics in question (or rather the pragmatics) just says "You will eat as much shit as you're willing to swallow." If you're willing to value life, conformity, and temporary comfort over sanity, integrity, and dignity, then you're gonna go through that life chowing down on an endless diet of shit sandwiches. Ain't fair, good, or right, it's just the nature of the directed acyclic causal graph. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 12:26 PM
Fair enough. But as Buggy suggested, it's hard not to see this as an admonishment to suicide when the only alternatives significantly curtail your lifespan and capacity to interact with the world around you
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Jade Nekotenshi
But I wonder if they'd have reacted differently back when the modal eldrae-on-the-street would have remembered what not having the right tools was like.
And on that, these are not new features , and certainly not technologically-dependent ones. These have been the case since before iron was considered the hot new technology on the block. It's one of those things that's not technologically determined at all. It's entirely the product of the ability and willingness to say "Up yours. No."
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 12:27 PM
For instance, what real choice did medieval serfs have?
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2021 12:27 PM
Ah, that makes sense.
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It's baked in to them; others need tools to get to that point?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 12:30 PM
As I recall there have been countless popular revolts throughout all time, but it is very rare for them to even get close to achieving their objectives IIRC
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BizarroLand ♀
Fair enough. But as Buggy suggested, it's hard not to see this as an admonishment to suicide when the only alternatives significantly curtail your lifespan and capacity to interact with the world around you
No-one said the revolution would be easy, or comfortable. The Drowning of the People, et. al., were fought by people with a lot more life (and freedom, and comfort) to lose. And it's not like - as they would point out to humans asking in particular - it's an alien concept to us. There are those in human history who have pledged "their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor" to such causes, and more than a few of them ended up losing both of the former in the process.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2021 12:32 PM
Well, yeah, there's a few humans who buck the norm (edited)
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A lot of them are even honored with titles like "saint" and "hero"
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(Yes, this is an extremely stringent, demanding standard. No, they do not apologize in any way whatsoever for having an extremely demanding standard. They apply it to themselves, and they're damned if they're going to lower it for anyone else. If you don't have something to live up to, the only way you're gonna live is down .)
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Where the serfs, the peasantry, the proletariat, the plebeians, etc., are concerned, please see below relevant demotivator:
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Or, to put it another way, there is an arbitrarily large number of people willing to prate about inherent [human] dignity at any given moment, and almost no-one willing to behave as if they actually believed it . Even, or perhaps especially, as it applies to themselves . Stand the fuck up! You may die like a man, but at least you won't live like a worm.
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(I also take a moment to note that ethical questions in which the proper answer to "...or die" is in fact "Okay, I'll take 'die'." are hardly unknown in human experience. Why, I just watched one on a Doctor Who episode last night.)
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CONSUME ENHANCE REPLICATE
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BizarroLand ♀
I know this isn't apropos of anything preceding, but how tall are eldrae again?
6' 8" to 7' 8", average where you'd expect it to be around 7' 2".
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As for the above discussion - while, in general, most Peripheral worlds can always bring in a trickle of hard currency through selling "exotic organobiota" and "native handicrafts", in theory, the average industrial or information-age world should virtually always, assuming that the people in charge are competent, responsible, and far-sighted, be able to earn the hard currency it needs to bootstrap itself into something resembling a modern economy by licensing its biological and technological distinctiveness along with the healthy IP reserve of its cultural products to interested parties, which should be more than enough to buy the needful and hire some civilization-uplift consultants to advise it on the needful to buy. (edited)
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Of course, this depends on the people in charge being competent, responsible, and far-sighted, which is why it so very often turns into a complete and total clusterfuck.
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(Among more unusual results: there is at least one major Expansion Regions polity descended from a publishing company, they being the only people around at the time of contact who could find their asses with both hands and a map and as such the only people who bothered to make any wise investments.)
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Based on observations of the moronic ideas of trade policy here on Earth, I would say we would be most likely to fall into the "we banned cornucopias and related industrial magic technology because they would cause mass unemployment, people need to work, what about the existing economy, yadda yadda", then after the resulting crash played out were left with a planetful of vanity projects and high-tech mathoms and no actual sound economic base. This is, of course, everyone else's fault. It's party time for cornucopia smugglers and snakeheads, but sucks to be literally anybody else. Special credit goes to the parties responsible for the small fleet of high-tech military ships mothballed in Lunar orbit because no-one locally can make the parts needed for maintenance and galactic shipyards don't take payment in gAu.
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(I do give us credit for not trying to commerce-raid our way to prosperity, the version of this failure mode that ends in fire.)
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(Among more unusual results: there is at least one major Expansion Regions polity descended from a publishing company, they being the only people around at the time of contact who could find their asses with both hands and a map and as such the only people who bothered to make any wise investments.)
Clearly not managed like the publishing houses on this planet
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More humorous variants include the ones in which someone writes a book series, say, that proves exceptionally popular off-world; their local government decides that they’d love to expropriate all that lovely hard currency; and then they decide that they really don’t need to take this crap from those fuck-ups.
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A quick trip to Vordon later, and the process has begun that will eventually elevate <insert writer here> to Author-Empress of Earth.
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Morgrim Moon
I mean, when it comes to buying our way in, Earth is a planet with one mammoth advantage other worlds could never have: We're the evolutionary cradle of greenlife Our digitised fossil and genome databases and offer of gleeful ongoing biosphere research is a bargaining chip most newly contacted species could only dream of. ...pity we'd promptly squander it.
...albeit somewhat detracted from by the "what the fuck did you people do to this perfectly nice planet?" factor.
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tacticool anteater
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Notice the pangolin’s forelegs don’t touch ground
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Morgrim Moon
I mean, when it comes to buying our way in, Earth is a planet with one mammoth advantage other worlds could never have: We're the evolutionary cradle of greenlife Our digitised fossil and genome databases and offer of gleeful ongoing biosphere research is a bargaining chip most newly contacted species could only dream of. ...pity we'd promptly squander it.
Also, possibly, gorillas. It’s nice to have some respectable cousins.
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With a cool triple-barreled taxonomic name.
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Morgrim Moon 07/27/2021 11:06 PM
Yeah yeah I know we all suck and humanity is irredeemable but it's considered unethical to kill large swaths of it even if you DO work in a field where you could hit a million or so and so the only option allowed is to sit here and be told how hideous we are. And yes my mental health is in the toilet and everything sucks and I want to make a black hole on dear old Terra
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Morgrim Moon
Yeah yeah I know we all suck and humanity is irredeemable but it's considered unethical to kill large swaths of it even if you DO work in a field where you could hit a million or so and so the only option allowed is to sit here and be told how hideous we are. And yes my mental health is in the toilet and everything sucks and I want to make a black hole on dear old Terra
BizarroLand ♀ 07/27/2021 11:13 PM
ngl same
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I don't trust myself not to press the big red end the world button if it exists
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Morgrim Moon 07/27/2021 11:36 PM
"Its better to die than [x]" doesn't work when they'll actively, aggressively make sure I don't die. Because I'm not allowed to. Because I'm "valuable". Glad to hear the dakkur care about lost production if their laborers snap 👻
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Today I have been reading pnce again about Glenn Greenwald's prototype of an animal shelter to provide homes for homeless animals staffed exclusively by homeless people who live on the streets with their pets, thus helping both at the same time. I wish to declare, therefore, that humanity does not entirely suck, and will be spared. For now.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/28/2021 5:31 AM
The only reason I don't consider humanity irredeemable is because sometimes I look at nice drawings
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That's England before 1701, yes?
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JHPrime
That's England before 1701, yes?
the entire middles ages, really
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Sounds like the Roman Empire
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Zarpaulek
Sounds like the Roman Empire
or maybe every monarchist empire ever
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say what you want about democracy, it's awfully good at avoiding civil wars
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Eh, China managed to go a couple centuries between coups, sometimes
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Close down the meme channel. It’s done. Perfection has been achieved.
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"For the love of God Montressor! Just click skip!"
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It's that easy! (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2021 7:27 PM
Nobody is saying that self-driving cars are going to fix urban traffic. If anything, they’re vastly more useful for people who have to drive long distances, who get more time back. What self-driving cars allow in urban environments is the automation of the role of taxi-driver, which is, for the most part, much more lucrative than selling to consumers.
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Trains are awesome if you’re in the city center, and deeply flawed most places outside, at least if you don’t have walkable services.
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But they’re massively difficult and expensive to build, so benefits are mixed.
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Me, a futurist: trains are awesome if you want to go where the train is going, at the time the train happens to be going there, at the time it happens to be right outside your house, when you have only a convenient amount of stuff to take with you, and when the presence of other people doesn't make you want to kill everything. (And when all this is known to be true of when you want to return, too.)
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Nobody is saying that self-driving cars are going to fix urban traffic. If anything, they’re vastly more useful for people who have to drive long distances, who get more time back. What self-driving cars allow in urban environments is the automation of the role of taxi-driver, which is, for the most part, much more lucrative than selling to consumers.
Believe me, from interactions with techbros: Some people are absolutely saying that self-driving cars are going to fix urban traffic
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Or to put it another way, this - https://stevedutch.net/pseudosc/masstransit.htm - forever and a day.
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And while I'm at it, YES, SELF-DRIVING CARS WILL DRAMATICALLY IMPROVE URBAN TRAFFIC. They can go faster! They can have fewer road-rage-induced dumbass attacks which slow down traffic! As ubiquitous taxi networks, you need fewer of them to serve the same amount of people! You don't need to find a convenient parking space to your destination for them! And while it would take time to replace the existing infrastructure, eventually you can use more distant, compact, and concealed parking lots, too. (edited)
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Oh, sure, they'll help a lot, especially by reducing the amount of dumbassery behind the wheel, but nothing beats mass transit
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tl;dr The techbros are, as usual, right, because the anti-techbro meme mob never bothered to think through implications beyond the first friggin' layer.
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As per the link, basically everything beats mass transit as long as people value their time and have variable requirements. This is a trend that has been consistently increasing and is not likely to return to the norm any time soon.
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Basically, the killer app for mass transit is shipping in your masses of poverty-stricken workers from their dorm housing in your company town and shipping them back at the end of the day, because they don't have flexible schedules, money to spend on stuff, or anything to do that you have to travel to outside work, eat, sleep, shit, repeat. Maximum volume, minimum variety. (edited)
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The less shit people's lives get, the more choices they have and the worse it fits them. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2021 7:42 PM
highway-speed moving sidewalks
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something something asimov
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2021 7:43 PM
train throughput, arbitrarily short wait time
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2021 7:43 PM
My old robotics mentor works on self driving cars, in urban environments. The problem isn’t that the cars can’t go faster, but that in a mixed-lane system, with cyclists and pedestrians and on-street parking, your safety factor goes too low really fast.
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0111narwhalz
highway-speed moving sidewalks
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(As a side note, everyone should read every essay linked on this page: https://stevedutch.net/pscindx.htm I don't agree unreservedly with everything he has to say, but it is one of the best antidotes to common forms of mass idiocy that I've ever seen.)
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2021 7:44 PM
Now, with the right changes to street layout and separation, that can change.
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And should. Mixed-lane systems have always been a bloody stupid idea and one that ain't looking any better with time.
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2021 7:45 PM
Oh yeah.
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But unless you want to rebuild those urban centers, and pay the tremendous costs to building in an (American) urban environment, you just don’t have a lot of room to improve things.
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There are some days I think that the best and also hardest direction to move in would be to remove property as an effective investment vehicle. The present configuration makes all of the barriers to entry so high, that practically nothing new gets built.
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But with people using property as a vehicle, good luck with that.
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Well, I'm busy writing ansible playbooks right now, so let's save We Should Abolish Literally Every Kind Of Planning Authority That Los Angeles Has One Of, And Go Again From There for another time.
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BluejayHurricane 07/30/2021 7:52 PM
Another time, then.
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(Also that may well be too political, although the general concept of Look Around For The Biggest Clusterfuck And Make Sure You're Doing Something Else is not.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2021 10:13 PM
Well, whenever I so much as hear the word "techbro" I definitely start thinking the poster/interlocutor isn't really motivated by logical grievance. (edited)
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Like, Starlink will probably cause measurable harm to the profession of astronomy - I won't dare guess how much - but I get an impression people were going to dislike Musk anyways. Because that's kinda how it is with billionaires. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2021 10:36 PM
As for self-driving car planning, something something synchronized movement alleviating congestion
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2021 10:38 PM
I'm more looking forward to it as a way of alleviating parking issues
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2021 10:39 PM
because parallel parking is the worst punishment yet devised for original sin?
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2021 10:44 PM
I mean, I don't own a car right now. My whinge is mostly "oh ffs why are you parked there THAT IS NOT PARKING now I have to walk on the road to get around you"
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2021 10:45 PM
okay
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well, idiots have parked closely enough on the street where I live to be a problem while returning home more than once
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2021 10:46 PM
or fantasising about having that spinny grindy drill of death from the Labyrinth and just walking along the council owned footpath mulching the cars that are in the way forcing me to practically climb over them
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I have had to call the police once for a particularly nasty fake-parking job, and then go take a 5 minute detour to get home safely. At 10:30pm at night.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/30/2021 10:47 PM
also some utter dunderhead parked in such a way as to block the driveway to our house garage once
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that was fun
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sounds like a moment for car removal at their costs
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/31/2021 12:43 AM
Living in LA county, I concur with the Agency Removal Scheme.
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BluejayHurricane 07/31/2021 12:57 AM
Unfortunately, they would quite probably respond by starting another agency to supervise the spindown, and that agency would probably suck at their job, so all you get is https://xkcd.com/927/
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Enderminion 07/31/2021 1:44 PM
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Threads is a 1984 British-Australian apocalyptic war drama television film jointly produced by the BBC, Nine Network and Western-World Television Inc. Written by Barry Hines and directed and produced by Mick Jackson, it is a dramatic account of nuclear war and its effects in Britain, specifically on the city of Sheffield in Northern England. The...
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BluejayHurricane 07/31/2021 6:27 PM
I can think of very few reasons to justify interrupting a movie screening, but that might be one of them.
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BluejayHurricane 07/31/2021 8:10 PM
ohno
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Episode 1: Stand up to your bullies and fight a lizard man
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Episode 10: Kill God
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/31/2021 8:11 PM
More like
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Episode 1: Get pushed around by your bullies and help kick the ass of an angry asian dragon boi
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Episode 100: Psychically enslave dozens of powerful parahumans in a plot to save all of humanity across the multiverse from a genocidal alien god
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Episode 100: Psychically enslave dozens of powerful parahumans in a plot to save all of humanity across the multiverse from a genocidal alien god
oh wow it's a magical girl anime now
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Magical Girl Escalation Taylor-chan!
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BluejayHurricane 07/31/2021 8:14 PM
Well, that needs to go on the list of wrong worm descriptions
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BluejayHurricane
Well, that needs to go on the list of wrong worm descriptions
nah, magical girl animes (at least the one i've seen) get really escalationy really fast (edited)
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then again pmmm is supposed to be atypical of the genre so never mind
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(yeah i've only seen one, sue me)
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is this real? I can't find anything about it on the wildbow subreddit, so i suspect not, but if it's not real that's still a pretty well done title screen
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2021 5:41 AM
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Buggy
is this real? I can't find anything about it on the wildbow subreddit, so i suspect not, but if it's not real that's still a pretty well done title screen
BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2021 11:12 AM
It isn't
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dang. dreams of a animated Worm series, dashed again.
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BluejayHurricane 08/01/2021 11:28 AM
I just watched Jungle Cruise. I think people underestimate just how unpleasant swarms of insects are to see
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That might actually be the hardest part of adapting the series, because tv or a movie is a visual medium, and worm is all about the internal external contrast
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2021 11:30 AM
you'd need a voiceover for the 'in her head' stuff
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BluejayHurricane 08/01/2021 11:31 AM
Yeah, and I suspect there’s no way not to make that clunky.
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2021 11:35 AM
I've seen it work for noir stuff, and there's arguably a bit of that vibe going thru the series already
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BluejayHurricane 08/01/2021 11:36 AM
Maybe
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2021 12:32 PM
Make the protagonist Tattletale
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BizarroLand ♀
Make the protagonist Tattletale
cursed
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Buggy
dang. dreams of a animated Worm series, dashed again.
worm has to be animated, otherwise the sfx budget would be more than the gdp of several nations
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BluejayHurricane 08/01/2021 5:44 PM
I mean, it’s not that hard to do that anyway.
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Tuvalu has a GDP of about 57 million, according to the IMF.
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Well, some medium-sized nations 😛
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experimental extra artistic bird corvid-19
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sees himself out
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 7:51 AM
first thought: this could be a Minecraft expert-mod map 😛
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*mode
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when i read 'omni-clay' i almost googled it to see if there was a mod for that in minecraft
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Omni-clay sounds like what solid-form cornucopia feedstock might be called.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2021 10:07 AM
So they assembled Starship while I was asleep this morning.
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SN20+B4 is officially the tallest and most powerful rocket in history
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 10:15 AM
what is it supposed to do?
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2021 10:17 AM
Orbital test flight
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Booster will land itself in the ocean, Starship will do a part of an orbit before also landing itself in the ocean
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I say "landing" but there usually isn't much left of a rocket after a successful ocean test (edited)
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Even when one survived way back when, it was scuttled.
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 10:19 AM
I thought you'd at least want to do a full orbit
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2021 10:20 AM
Apparently not
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A shot of the full stack from a couple hours ago
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SN20+B4 is officially the tallest and most powerful rocket in history
Haha 420 smart weed noises (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2021 10:49 AM
dude
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weed
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LMAO
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so this is like every geological triangle plot you could find smashed together?
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2021 6:49 PM
and a couple you can't find
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Ultra Gravel? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2021 6:49 PM
sanday carbonate
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shaly shale
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the geologist in me both hates it and loves it
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so this is like every geological triangle plot you could find smashed together?
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doesn't look like it's been posted in /r/geologymemes before. but apparently soil ternary graphs is a whole meme genre. who knew
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l o a m
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2021 7:02 PM
Who is Sandy Loam?
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we do a little alternate history
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i have no wings but must fly
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Today in Pi: it's three and anything more is Bonapartism
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BluejayHurricane 08/08/2021 12:18 AM
You know, this feels like something straight out of “Culture Wars very different from our own”
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Pardon the politics
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Enderminion
Today in Pi: it's three and anything more is Bonapartism
didn't realize we're in like half a dozen of the same servers
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what
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2021 1:05 AM
apparently the Scourge has good marketing
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KAL_9000
what
they probably took the system that has the market station
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