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Discussion about the mainline Eldraeverse.
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@everyone hi
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hello~
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I own a server with 100 members
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@Xveers
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I am certian a sticker of some kind can be arranged
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Hello.
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Enderminion 11/14/2017 7:39 AM
hello
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nods - "Yes, a rather wild John, indeed!"
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Greetings, all!
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2017 4:51 PM
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Hi, folks. Not sure what we'll use this for, but nice to see such enthusiasm for it.
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Anyway, just popped in to say that, and deliver the obligatory authorial legal boilerplate: Since I can never keep track of where ideas come from or in what order, by using this Discord y'all agree that anything resembling an idea mentioned here is mine to freely use, fold, spindle, mutilate, propagate, concentrate, exterminate, write down, and/or publish commercially and also not to sue, defame, or complain overlong to me about it, m'kay? 😉
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2017 6:43 PM
But of course.
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Or, I suppose, as I ought to say, Deal!
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Enderminion 11/14/2017 7:08 PM
@Overmind pin that messege
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@Enderminion It is done.
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Enderminion 11/14/2017 7:09 PM
good
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Enderminion 11/15/2017 7:04 PM
nobody actullay says anything here, they just join it
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joins again
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Enderminion 11/15/2017 7:40 PM
lol
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soo, are you really the author?
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Yep, that’d be me.
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Enderminion 11/15/2017 7:41 PM
coool
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Indeed it is cool.
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I do have to say, I'm not talking becuase I don't have much to say.
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The work hasn't been updated since this channel started.
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Yeah, there’s some stuff in progress but the day job is in crunch time right now.
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Fair enough.
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enjoyed your books!
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and just because it's quiet now doesn't mean it'll be quiet forever
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wonders how one woulc go about trying to run a role playing game in the Associated Worlds.
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since the setting is so... broken up over vignettes and anthologies, it'd be tricky to get someone up to speed on it quickly.
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Take a look at the RPG Traveller
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2017 12:42 AM
Diaspora's framework may work too
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Enderminion 11/16/2017 6:26 AM
Diaspora?
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2017 6:31 AM
it's based on the FATE mechanics, the social combat in particular strikes me as suitable http://www.vsca.ca/Diaspora/ Obviously you'd have to ditch the jumpdrive mechanics, but with a little tweaking of the tech levels even the cluster generation is plausible. Maybe change the scale of it to be habitats instead of planets if you wanted to set the game in a particular location
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Personally, I'd run it in GURPS, but that's because I'm a bit fanatical about the system.
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GURPS is the system I favor - and, IMO, a natural fit for firm-to-hard SF settings, although you'd need to adjust things a bit to account for the 'verse's pro-awesomeness bias - but I'd have to acknowledge that the harder you get, the closer it becomes to Death By Mathematics for some folks' taste.
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(And to properly simulate more than a few 'verse characters, you also find yourself having to build 'em on the Holy Crap How Many Points!? standard.)
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(Randomly: I watch this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5Ok5oxcFng - and I become pretty sure the First Directorate needs a Noodle Incident in which someone was assassinated with a watermelon waterfall. special agent: "Well, they were there , and it seemed a shame not to use them..." lead operator: headdesk headdesk headdesk )
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...Depends on the failure rate of food transport systems, I suppose... (As in, how easily they can make people belief that that Maglev pod spilling all of its food contents on the target was just an accident) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2017 6:08 PM
if your handler is headdesking going "I can't believe you did that", I suspect most of the Worlds will also disbelieve such a crazy thing could happen on purpose.
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Either that or someone would be making a mint on the security camera footage (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 6:48 PM
why not both?
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reads about diaspora
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Hello
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Someone talking about RPGs earlier on this channel?
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I've run a few FATE games based on my own stories. Used Mindjammer as a starting point for the custom rules.
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If you wanted, you could use eclipse phase if you rejigged the tone and dropped the difficulty of everything by a couple notches. I've also heard about a few high-transhumanism RPGs (mindjammer being one), which might be good, but which I haven't read.
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Eclipse Phase has a bit too many "moving parts" if you know what I mean rules-wise. Mindjammer is a FATE system but I'm not a fan of the setting.
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Okay, so this a fundamental disagreement then - I love moving parts and overly complex character creation. I don't get to play them much, because not many of my IRL friends agree with me, though. So I might have some untested opinions here and there.
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Enderminion 11/16/2017 8:39 PM
I quite like traveller's system
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As do I, but that seems to be the minority opinion in my group.
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Oh! I should try and get my group to run traveller. That would be interesting.
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Eclipse Phase has a second edition in the works.
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I've often wanted to figure out a good way to import space opera into EP
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also, this Diaspora game for FATE looks super sweet
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There’s also an official FATE conversion of Eclipse Phase, “Transhumanity’s Fate.”
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Hmph. I should really take a look at FATE, one of these days.
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it has an SRD!
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aka: it's availible for free, in full, from the actual publisher (Evil Hat)
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And I know a Fate rpg called Nova Praxis that resembles EP minus the Lovecraft, and with corporate feudalism that runs on a Rep instead of monetary economy.
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reads through these Diaspora rules, engrossed
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what was the standard ship to ship weapon in Eldraeverse? gamma ray lasers?
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AKV's, and kinetics in general.
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in practice, mostly overheating the enemy ship.
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...Interesting question in that regard: What generates more heat: the firing of very-high-impulse manouvering thrusters/sideburners to dodge a 0.9-and-change cee kinetics coming at you, of the KB or lasers slapping it aside?
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Really? I would have thought the thrusters.
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2017 11:14 PM
I think dodging would generate more heat
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the thrusters are ejecting hot propellant which is effetively also coolant
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the lasers have to dump all their waste heat locally
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Maybe. Not sure that would work - you superheat the propellant, and everything else still heats up.
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a general guideline for lasers: however much heat you're adding to the target, you're generating four times that much heat at the laser itself
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„Heat engines that also produce lasers.“
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lasers with recoil!
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I mean /technically/ lasers have some recoil, do they not?
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Photons have no mass - Means no recoil
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But lasers have momentum because photons have momentum
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Photons have some momentum. Just very little.
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archon has it right. said recoil tends to be in the pico-newtons though
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That‘s how they propel their starwisp probes in the Worlds
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it's why solar sails are so slow
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at least with here tech
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I mean, they are pretty slow without a terra-watt laser powering them over there.
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it's the sort of thing where the accidental thrust from a leaky front airlock becomes relevant in comparison
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And all looks meager in comparison to the antimatter-based military propulsion systems who will pull a few Gs without a remass-sweat
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This is true.
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:25 PM
Does anyone remember what Imperial Warships use for RCS? is it smaller versions of the main engines or lower mass/isp engines or what?
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gyroscopes?
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I was wondering about that. We know one frigate uses a nuclear-thermal rocket system as the „hot“ deep-space RCS, but that strikes me as not powerful enough for a capital craft thataway of a few million tons, and for dodging 0.9cee projectiles lobbed your way in general (unless I missed a capability of them vector cores to give a starship a boost injection of manouverbility.) (edited)
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as for "not powerful enough" you can always make them bigger or set four in a row
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:31 PM
Then again given they’re pretty much limited to light speed sensors at combat ranges of a light minute-ish, they probably can’t do much dodging against AKV and other light huggers.
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do akv's light-hug?
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They use drunkwalk algorithms - can't hit me if you don't know where I am.
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And no, they don't. Much too small.
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Don‘t think AKVs (or combat starships in general) can even lighthug
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hmmmm, knowing enemy algorithm sets sounds very useful
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At 1-3G endurant power (high-balling it here) you‘re not getting close to cee quick
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EW is a big deal.
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2017 11:32 PM
I think 'slap it off course ' would be the defence against k rods
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:32 PM
I️ must be getting them confused with something else. And yes, if you know the algorithm they’re not evading. They’re telling you where they are.
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AKV is Autonomus kinetic vehicle, I think. Thats the drone swarms. Do you mean K-kill.
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:34 PM
Yeah I️ got the AKV and KKV acronyms flipped in my head for a sec. thanks
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@MarcusAurelius AKVs come slower than the mass driver rounds in any case (a few hundred to a kilogram at 0.9 cee aren‘t getting bested by somethin a few tenthousand times the weight and an imperative not to meld its drive unit); also, you can always push tangle-equipped plattforms out for that sweet, sweet longscan with pseudo-FTL resolution.
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:38 PM
that's why I said pretty much. tangle bits are pretty rare IIRC, so you'd likely not see a signicant number expended on a forward sensor platform during a battle
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but probably not zero
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long-scan is great
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I mean, if you have a long-scan advantage over your opponent. Thats a big deal, in terms of aiming.
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MarcusAurelius 11/16/2017 11:41 PM
and it probably means you're the defender, with all the advantages that gives you
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While the attacker is currently busy using his AKVs, Frigates and Raiders to gobble up the active longscan plattforms in the system...
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Also, I don‘t think tangle are that rare, for the empire of the stars at least.
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There're always reaction wheels on-board for backup/slow-and-easy RCS, and always cold-gas thrusters for maneuvering near stations and other ships. Most RCS is some sort of monoprop thruster.
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(And, yes, vector-control cores do add maneuverability in the same way as they increase linear acceleration: in that sense, they're very similar to Mass Effect cores. They make good ontotech handwavium for how one can keep up extended multi-G burns. 😃 )
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How do they do that?
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Decrease relative mass, mess with inertia...?
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In 'verse physics, futzing around with the vector scalar field (Higgs field) lets you do all sorts of interesting things with inertial mass, gravitic mass, the relationship between the two, and space-time curvature in general. In the specific case of drive cores, it drops the inertial mass of everything inside the field bubble in relation to everything outside the field bubble.
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(Other related effects produce paragravity, inertial damping, kinetic barriers, tractor-pressor beams, and techlekinesis, but it's all the same underlying handwave.)
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(As another note: tanglebits are hard to produce and so expensive, but they're not as rare as all that given how useful they are. As a rule of thumb: The Core and First Tier Markets probably use them pretty freely in their tech where needed - AKVs, sensor platforms, etc.; the Second Tier uses them in a limited number of systems for important missions; the Emerging Markets use them for a very small number of important fixed installations only.)
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Here’s an idea for tangle bits to write about: The Tangle Courier Service of the Imperial Navy. Or, probably the most important logistics position after the first fuel and remass tankers, especially for the ships not in the frontier (considering you burn more tangle the more stargates are between you and your com partner.)
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The fun part is that, since you can't jump one half of a tanglebit pair without the other, you have to ship them by starwisp. Which isn't so much of a problem when it comes to deploying strategic communications relays in friendly, neutral, or uninhabited systems, but it sure makes life interesting for stealthy forward deployment.
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...Couldn‘t you just deploy tangle relay chains as well? Strikes me as a little more expidient, if logistics-intensive, than waiting the 200-600(?) years it‘ll take a fresh tangle core com the Core to reach any of the outer regions
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MarcusAurelius 11/17/2017 12:26 AM
If it’s still canon, you can send the pair forward through the gate network to the closest friendly gate to the destination, so at least you’re not hurling the starwisp from the core (edited)
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Yep. So you can bring the tangle pair to your forward base - or where you anticipate the forward base to likely be - then fire it from there.
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In some cases - the forward-planted-for-future-use back door into the Worlds' extranet mentioned in the Core War, for example - that just has to be the nearest stargate with a relay on it. In others, like the IN's urgent-reporting-in network, that usually means the nearest naval base. Sometimes they chain 'em together, but then you're burning tangle twice as fast.
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MarcusAurelius 11/17/2017 12:32 AM
That brings up an interesting question: how rare is tangle in the Voniensa Republic compared to the Empire?
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In general, though, the local uses (AKVs, sensor platforms, etc.) are the most used ones. You could burn unlimited amounts of money on enough tangle to try and micromanage your war from the Core, and IN policy so far has always preferred having giving competent and trustworthy admirals enough broad-based authority not to have to do that.
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@MarcusAurelius Could they even produce that?
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Tangle tech always looked a bit near-singularity to me, being an off-shot of ontological science et all (edited)
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They (the Republic) have it (tangle), but its uses are limited (low Second Tier-ish) because their production processes are very inefficient; it's a tech that's only barely within their R&D capacity. (edited)
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...How do the Voniensa Republics deal with savant(-like) specimen, by the way, given they seem to detest anything of intelligence that surpasses baseline?
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They also burn rather more of it on infrastructure communications, because Ring Dynamics (having designed their own stargates) built communications-relay functionality into them from the start. The Vonnies' archaeotech gates don't have that, so they make do with tangle and couriers.
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They're fine with savants as long as they're natural-born, genetic engineering being one of the techs on their "ooh, scary" list.
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Not that geneticaly engineered savantism would be much better. Geneticaly engineered genius on the other hand...
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MarcusAurelius 11/17/2017 12:43 AM
Is the archaeotech gates idea new? I️ went skimming through and the posts seem to say the opposite
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The Republic's gates? Well, technically their gates aren't themselves archaeotech, but their weylforge was. Their Propulsion Group swiped it from a Power's corpse and had been pretending they had a firm grip on the technology for centuries... until it broke.
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(Ring Dynamics, on the other hand, invented theirs from first principles, courtesy of Imogen Andracanth's willingness to hard-wire her brain to a quantum supercomputer cluster... the need for which is why the Republic couldn't invent their own, or properly understand the ones they dug up.)
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But if you do not know how the stargate cores work, it is a little hard to gate information through whatever thingy of hyperspace that keeps the cores connected, I guess.
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(Hyperspace as in, beyond 3+1 space)
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The Ring Dynamics gates basically dial each other up periodically and squirt a fast databurst down the resulting internal micro-wormhole. (Since it's a microhole and only massless photons are passing through, they can keep drift pretty close to zero.) So while you don't get real-time communication between star systems, even discounting in-system light lag, there's more than enough bandwidth to keep message traffic flowing and the extranet caches synched up. Most of the delay in getting data traffic across the Worlds is in-system light-lag between gates.
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..Okay, now I am a bit confused: Where did the Propulsion group get their stargates from, then, if they only had a waylforge? And how to they manage to "ram" wormholes large enough for spacecraft transfer (with momentum adjustment as well, I would asume) but not a small keyhole for communication squirts?
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Enderminion 11/17/2017 6:31 AM
Gen-Engineered genius? I've see that movie, it was called "The Wrath of Khan"
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But in this universe being smart doesn't nessercarily make you evil.
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Sufficiently enlightened self-interest is indistinguishable from altruism.
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Enderminion 11/17/2017 6:37 AM
eh
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I just wanted to get a star trek reference
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Fair enough. The Republic is basically a giant Star trek reference, so it's quite understandable.
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"Sufficiently enlightened self-interest is indistinguishable from altruism." "Sufficiently enlightened self-interest" To be honest, that is how I would understand altruism in general. It is taking a disadvantage/less advantagous position that helps someone else now, with the goal of a future and/or alternative reward. "Fair enough. The Republic is basically a giant Star trek reference, so it's quite understandable." ...You know, I never saw the Federation in the Vonies. (edited)
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The author explicitly describes them as "The star trek federation without the plot armour"
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They have common themes of governmental policy and treatment of natives, AI, transhumanism ect.
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2017 7:16 AM
now I'm wondering if there has been a rogue Enterprise-like crew that decided they didn't like this and hopped over to Empire space to defect.
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We know there are some mirrored patrols on either side of the border that are good friends.
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Probably one of those one-in-a-milenia events
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Well, depending on how much the Empire does "You wanna come over to the civilized guys?" But from the Vonie's side, I suspect getting your hands on a starship is a little harder than taking a truck and driving over the DMZ. And you know they're gonna screen anyone who they let into positions to do the equivalent of the above. (edited)
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I remember a story about a scientist trying to defect by uploading and getting caught in a firewall.
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Enderminion 11/17/2017 7:31 AM
fail
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@Unknown That's what a weylforge does - makes stargate cores. All they have to do is add some auxiliary machinery and slap their logo on the side. As for why they can't make micro-holes - well, the cores could almost certainly do it if correctly set up, but remember that it's a black box to them. (The Propulsion Group's been trying to figure out how it works for centuries with no success.)They can push the right buttons to engage the cores' basic function, but they've very little real understanding of what goes on inside or how to fine-tune it for other applications.
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(They may or may not have found a tattered copy of the Precursor equivalent of "Wormhole Operations for Dummies" in the ruins where they got the weylforge.)
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💡 Okay. I always thought of the "core" as the entangled collapsed mass. 😳 And that would be the kernel. Clearly I need to freshen up on terminology classes. (edited)
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[Altruism-wise - when an Imperial comes out against it, as they do, they're defining it the way Comte did when he coined the word as the antonym of egoism: "an individual performing an action which is at a cost to themselves, but benefits, either directly or indirectly, another third-party individual, without the expectation of reciprocity or compensation for that action". It's sacrificial - you're not even supposed to enjoy it. And that's a bad thing, 'cause it's at best a zero-sum, and rather more likely to be a negative-sum, game. Best avoided. The enlightened self-interest version - as the architects of, say, the Citizen's Dividend in its modern version would put it - is intentionally positive-sum and so isn't, let them be entirely clear about this, is not altruism. Everyone involved is supposed to gain from the transaction, and so that makes it investment . 😄 ]
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2017 8:07 AM
I am now suspecting that linguistic collision causes some confusion with new immigrants XD
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I have to say, my confussion is mostly with how he manages to develop, hold and articulate all of this in his head without knoting it into a pretzel. Are we sure he's not a first-in scout conducting some subtle memetic uplifting on us? (edited)
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's why they insist on fluency. (Note to anyone putting together GURPS Eldraeverse: being linguistically weird in a similar way as lojban is to normal-language speakers, Eldraeic should definitely be Mental/Very Hard. In the absence of Mental/Excruciating, anyway.)
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Heh. Not so much in my head. I have a 'verse wiki to keep my notes in. 12,394 topics and counting. 😃
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Yeah shure, but your head develops all of it. ...Doesn't it? 🤔 (edited)
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Fair point.
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2017 8:13 AM
There's probably going to be that lovely awkward period where newbies are struggling with "how the heck do I declinate these clauses?" with Eldraeic... although given the culture probably also locals that enjoy helping the newbies through this, both because interesting insights and funny mistakes, and allso the whole investing in the future bit they like
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@Overmind what got you to start this anyway? My familiarity with the Eldraeverse basicaly goes until something about 2014-2015 I think, when Atomic Rockets refered me to "Heavy Infantry" and the Havoc. So I don't know where or when this seriously started, only that there was one previous blog of some kind I cannot find.
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How big is a Weylforge anyways? I've got a partial Dyson around Proxima Centauri used to make wormholes.
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@Zarpaulek Do you write The Para-Imperium?
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Yes, heard of it?
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By recomendation of a certain person who made this server. 😉 Been following the blog for some time now. I enjoy it a lot! 😃 (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 11/17/2017 11:15 AM
Just about to begin my binge of it this weekend
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@Unknown Yeah, that original blog is dead and gone. You're not missing anything, though; all the relevant content with a couple of decanonized exceptions has all been republished on the current one.
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As for what got me started - well, like I say in my author blurb, I pretty much woke up one morning with a universe and a bunch of characters running around in my head. That means either authorship or schizophrenia, and the former seemed like a better bet. The current blog goes back to, hm, 2011 or so, the previous now-dead one a couple of years before that, but I've been fiddling with one version of the world or another - the early versions of which didn't bear much resemblance at all to the current, stable version - for probably around 20 years at this point.
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MarcusAurelius 11/18/2017 1:06 AM
If it’s not too intrusive, how old were you when the ‘verse first came to you, in the weird initial form? (edited)
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Early 20s, let's say.
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@Zarpaulek Big and honking by starship standards, which translates into "about six miles long, most of which is lightweight frame to get the effectors in the right position for the controlled q-state implosion". (Mass for the singularities is usually gathered locally, and antimatter for power shipped in from the dedicated Esilmúr production facility, if it can't be locally sourced.) (edited)
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The stargates that get wrapped around the singularities once they're produced and entangled are about half as long again, but most of that's also lightweight frame around the working parts of the Andracanth ram, and the "distant" half of the pair is hauled to its destination before fitting the auxiliary equipment (space-traffic control, extranet relays, etc., etc.) to it to save on mass.
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Morgrim Moon 11/18/2017 1:55 AM
makes sense given it would need to be sent the 'long' way
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And then it is massive, as well. Can't find the original descriptor but when you have a payload weighting a few million metric tons without anything else...
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Enderminion 11/18/2017 2:52 PM
Just read the new thing posted to the blog, reminds me of one where an outnumbered force used a virus to make the enemy missiles sentient.
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I have to say, the photonic network is frightingly good at squirting executive software into things That Do Not Belong Online, and probably also at doing spaceborne nanowarfare.
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MarcusAurelius 11/18/2017 3:03 PM
“Biosophonts of the Senate, we must close the processor gap with the Photonic Network!”
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Enderminion 11/18/2017 3:04 PM
And the Dreadnought gap and the mineshaft gap
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Also the Cirys swarm gap.
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Enderminion 11/18/2017 3:05 PM
and the Insert pointless thing here gap
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Really unreachable unless you are ready to consider general-purview Archilects something acceptable gap.
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Well, I guess you could go for "global meat-brain"...
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I would guess the Photonics are almost as good at social engineering as they are at software.
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Remember how a virus was carried onto Iran's air-gapped nuclear reactors by a flash drive?
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Enderminion 11/18/2017 3:09 PM
meat-hacking
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Does anyone know a good Transhumanist podcast? Searching on iTunes leads mostly to stuff about "cosmic understanding" and "indigo children".
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hmmmm. Podcast? dunno. Mostly I know Rationalist webstes, which isn't quite the same
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Unfortunately not.
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I found "Singularity.fm", but the latest episode turned out to be mostly the host debating Bill Nye on the origin of ethics.
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Nye thought it was evolution, the host guy was arguing some vague "metaphysical" origin
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After thinking about this for some time... how is ethics supposed to be „metaphysical“?
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MarcusAurelius 11/23/2017 11:18 AM
He could claim it comes from a soul or god or some idea like that
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...If that is the definition coming from a transhumanist/singularity seeker, it feels like a really weak one. Perplexing too, if you argue for the existence of a soul as metaphysical entity, or from a god (which also raises the question, from what god.)
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Well, apparently the first episode was an interview with a spiritualist transhumanist (though at least he wasn’t technophobic)
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Huh. You learn something new every day. 🤔 (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 11/23/2017 12:53 PM
I guess my dumb guess wasn’t so dumb after all
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Metaphysical in the sense you should be able to argue it from pure path and logic, without needing to observe the physical world ? (edited)
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Well, even pure-quill materialism is a metaphysical position. (Although lots of hardcore materialists and positivists will deny this, despite that being the intellectual equivalent of kicking away the ladder you're standing on and claiming it was never there in the first place.)
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Now, I (along with my fictive chaps) might be inclined to argue that ethics arises implicitly from the nature of sophoncy... which is a metaphysical question in all respects not directly connected to a particular physical substrate.
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2017 12:24 AM
Hi Salve 你好 Bonjour Hola Guten Tag Здравствуй Aloha 今天wa Salaam ...Yeah, I think that covers it
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Pretty well, yeah. You got my mother language at least 😉
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2017 12:27 AM
I've always gotten a European vibe off of you, though I can't decide whether I like the French or Russian guess more. Also, I'm gonna apologize for the 日本語, I've got a pinyin keyboard but no kana and I felt popping on a dictionary to copy paste was cheating.
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settles down to read these anarchist writings
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Question @Overmind: Is the first quote supposed to be formated as it is?
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Yeah, I'm using the blockquotes as section breaks. It didn't work quite as well as I'd like, but I haven't the patience to go back and reformat it.
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Talia "Elli" B 12/04/2017 11:34 PM
I arrived by way of Winchell Chung, where do y'all suggest I start reading?
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MarcusAurelius 12/04/2017 11:36 PM
Greetings, and all the other ones from the great wall of translations above. I'm an archive binger, I like to start at the begnning and work my way forward. The important question is, are you here for some "Atomic Rockets approved" fiction or the worldbuilding behind it? if the first, The Core War is the longest individual story IIRC.
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i kinda just bounced around randomly
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MarcusAurelius 12/04/2017 11:45 PM
yeah, most of the archive is pretty well tagged, you can always find a tag that interests you and follow that (e.g. the Eikones for me)
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2017 12:11 AM
Trope a Day is a good start too
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I read through everything in order (twice, now).
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From the random-thoughts-not-used-because-of-lack-of-necessary-precursor-memes files: "microaggression (n.): being shot with a derringer macroaggression (n.): being shot with a rifle megaaggression (n.): being shot with a howitzer Extrapolate and interpolate as necessary."
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Enderminion 12/05/2017 8:43 PM
sooo, Mega-Ultra-Hyper-Super-Duper-Ultimateaggression would be ground zero for a big bomb of some form or another?
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Strangelet bomb. Because fuck your information coherency and normal matter state.
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Quick creepy-stalkerish question for those more familiar with Discord than I: is there any way to identify a server (presuming it's public) from the server ID/URL? I've been seeing a few discordapp.com/channels/... referrers showing up recently, and I'm kind of curious as to where they're coming from.
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Enderminion 12/06/2017 6:44 AM
eh? if it's spam, don't click on it, OR you could make a burner account and see where it goes
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Where they go is mostly to a "you aren't a member of this server" page. Which may just mean it's private, I suppose, but since it didn't say so... well, curiosity, and all that.
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Have some random ideas:
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Proposed: the matter/antimatter imbalance in the universe exists because time travelers from the distant post-stellar future stole all the antimatter early on to use in their power plants.
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Also proposed: can we shove a wormhole end far enough into the future to be able to use the Heat Death of the Universe as a functionally-infinite entropy sink?
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(we ignore for this purpose the likelihood of the Cold Ones coming back down the wormhole to eat our infostates)
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Counterpoint to the second one: Do we really want to aid entropic decay of the Universe Information Carrigage Capacity by pumping any entropy we produce straight to Heat Death?
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Well, in practical engineering purposes, we should get maximal use out of it first . Only lowest-grade waste heat needs to go down the futurehole.
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Hmmmm... honestly, I am not quite sold on the concept. I mean yeah, entropy rises onwards (that much physical chemistry has hammered home) but that's a continous number, not an instant jump from "usefull" to "not usefull".
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"High entropy" now will be "low entropy" further onwards, relatively speaking.
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Yeah, but the work you can get out of a low-entropy state depends on the differential, right? (The entropy equivalent of the heat engine equation - it's the difference between the source and sink temps that matters, not the absolute value.) By giving you access to the final universe state where even the microwave background has decayed to within delta of nothing, you have the best possible sink, and so can extract more out of your low-entropy states before they decay to uselessness. (edited)
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...That is true, however. Very good point.
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So you're shifting entropy increases from 'waste heat degrading further' into 'useful work'.
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Proposed: If you can fling a wormhole that far into the future... could you maybe catch the next big quantum fluxtuation setting off a big bang?
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Yeah, this just brings the entropy sink to you, rather than the other way around. Which might be better for you, as the differential's even bigger if you don't have to wait for the universe to cool first.
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Which of course raises the problem of building a transtemporal wormhole first, and it not collapsing as soon as a Q-bit of information goes through the bulk.
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And well, getting it trillions of years into the future
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Now, if you can punch holes in the universe and connect to other universes, you can build the perfect power plant: use one universe's Big Bang state as your source, and another's heat death as your sink.
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There may be minor moral issues involved with basically aborting one entire universe's creation, and what you do with the other's desperate refugees/elder gods/both, but hey, the theory's sound! 😄
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(Always these little engineering problems.)
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Eh, it's all quantum physics. When you got e^500 universes to target at a minimum, snuffing out one cycle becomes kinda... irrelevant? I mean, it's all gonna repeat itself anyway
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Yeah, but like the starfish, it matters to that one.
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At least, from the perspective of us people caught underneath the 4th dimension.
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Bulk beings may disagree on our perspective.
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And that's when you need to discover how to fire missiles at right-angles to reality.
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...You know, abstract-rationaly, I understand perfectly well what this sentence is supposed to say. Another part of me just finds it funny and wants to laugh for no reason.
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The sentence has achieved both its goals, then. 😃
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Or you take 40-meter tall mechs, stuff a child soldier inside it, and give him a gun that shoots projectiles whose fusion explosions spread higher-dimension radiation that kills bulk beings... (Shoutout to Aeon Entelechy Evangelion. If you feel your day is going too good, check it out. Also recommended for all matters high-dimension technobabble.)
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MarcusAurelius 12/07/2017 4:12 PM
...and comments like this remind me why I️ watch so few anime
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Hehe. Yeah... they can be really crazy.
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Sometimes that leads to insightfull, philosophical stories
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Otherwise, you just get... totaly confused
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2017 6:19 PM
the sort of culture that can build a wormhole to other universes seems like the sort of culture that can build some nice deep-black habitats for the desperate surviving refugees of a heatdeath universe, mind
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Sure. As long as they aren’t starving Lovecraftian horrors out to eat everyone’s brains in a cosmic orgy of negentropy-absorption.
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the ability to build deep-black shelters does not imply they also find it moral to do so
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some of the more inward focused perversions might actually be playing around with dimensional portals, poking at foes too weak to stop them. (edited)
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a lovecraftian horror of it's own, but pointed at someone other than the Empire of the Star
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MarcusAurelius 12/07/2017 9:10 PM
Well that’s not freaky
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2017 11:03 PM
Now I'm wondering if a perversion can mutate into a being capable of being a reasonable galactic citizen. It'd be hard to convince everyone else if it did, given the first rule for handling perversions seems to be "don't talk to it"
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Well that entire conversation is going in my quotes database. Super interesting discussion.
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MarcusAurelius 12/07/2017 11:22 PM
I’m guessing sans my dumb derails 😀 (edited)
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Nah. It's easier to just copy/paste the whole thing. You only really said one thing in that conversation.
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And that was actually part of it.
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@MarcusAurelius I think that was a compliment! 😉
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MarcusAurelius 12/07/2017 11:33 PM
I'll take what I can get
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One last thought on interdimensional (transtemporal) operations and civilizations: It is assumed for first: There exists a Multiverse, where ΔQ > 0 applies It is assumed for second: It is possible to travel between individual universal entities in some manner, and achive the exchange of discrete information from one universe to another it is assumed for third: Specific event points within a universe can be targeted, or Universes do not run "in synch" - Which is to say, one universe can exist near the big bang at the same "multiverse time" as another universe is approaching maximum entropy. In consequence: Given that such a Multiverse expresses every possible information state in some manner, it is very much possible to target one universe to draw power from the big bangs big soup, and use another universe as an entropy sink - As every possible state is expressed in such a universe, there exists another universe where the causal branch made impossible by interference of another universe is possible, and thus no information is ultimately destroyed or interfered with. However, this implies the existence of a limiting factor that I will henceforth call the "Metacausal Event Exception" - Which is to say, not only does ΔQ > 0 apply, there also applies Event NxUx ≠ NxUy in consequence of the former law, so that no universe may express the same information state. In consequence, for a universe where living off other universes is possible, there exists a universe where the same is, for one reason, impossible. So you better hope the cosmic dice dealt you a favorable number. If not, you may curse the great ontology and contemplate your eventual decoherence, or hope Bulk ascension is a metacausal event in your universe.
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=================== Other fun ideas of interuniversal travel: Ontology take-over: One universe civilization(s) might seek to take over a more favorable ontological framework and evict or recompilate whatever occupies that ontological framework at the moment. This gets even more interesting if you allow for differing natural laws: Then the Biggest Game is for the control of favorable ontological frameworks. Differing natural laws can also lead to: Ontological Convergence: Your universe might suppot a form of FTL travel compared to other universes. As such, inter-universal factions might often tranfer in and out of your reality to use it as a short-cut. Hospitality (and hostility) and associated opportunities of trade obviously apply. (For one example.) (edited)
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"Ah, I see it's time for the most awkward part of first contact: the part where they're selling plushies of you." "Can we make them stop?" "No, but you can sue them, and then settle out-of-court for 50% of the net."
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MarcusAurelius 12/09/2017 2:41 PM
At least it’s only plushies
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I was about to say. Especially if the body plan's sufficiently similiar, the artwork of the oldest profession is not far behind... ...If not in front. And that came out wrong. Excuse me. 😳 (edited)
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Enderminion 12/09/2017 2:52 PM
@Overmind that could work both ways
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Almost certainly does.
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Argh. Which probably means that every first contact is followed up by a Pokemon-styled ("gotta collect every species") beanie baby bubble.
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Though on the other side it is probably less plushies and more "nanomotile filling-articulated robot also serving as a plushie" (edited)
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Local economists: "Gee, thanks. As if we didn't have enough problems today."
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MarcusAurelius 12/09/2017 2:55 PM
And the defamation suits coming in from individuals feeling their plushies misrepresent them
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Followed by the rebutals: "If the honorable Sophont would have been more agreeable to handing over personality data for us to build a more authentic emulation based off, this honorable corporation could have avoided the miss-reprentation debacle. And this honorable corporation would like to remind the honorable gentlesophont that by imperial law we do follow privacy laws regarding root personality data." (edited)
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Or somesuch argumentation; I don't think I hit the tone right
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MarcusAurelius 12/09/2017 3:01 PM
Closer than Arrius, at any rate
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Hello
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Enderminion 12/09/2017 5:20 PM
Hi Kevin
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Hi
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MarcusAurelius 12/09/2017 11:06 PM
Hey
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Note: I've created the #spoilers channel for spoilers for Things That Aren't Mine, 'cause I had a The Last Jedi thought to share. If you mind spoilers for Recent Media Stuff, it's a channel to stay out of.
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Okay
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(Maybe there should be a list of currently spoilered things somewhere, but, enh, worry about it if it becomes an issue.)
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MarcusAurelius 12/17/2017 3:46 PM
You could always pin the message announcing it and edit it as necessary
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Maybe in a separate channel?
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Is there a nuclear engineer in the house? http://eldraeverse.com/2017/12/18/liquids-cant-melt-down/
So I’ve been playing around a bit with nuclear reactor design, as one does. Thinking about the gap in the portfolio between the high-performance and high-unfriendliness molten-salt designs me…
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Enderminion 12/18/2017 6:22 AM
seems good enough
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Vapour core is another one of those type of option
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2017 6:30 AM
probably don't want helium as the chosen gas if there is a plausible alternative, manipulating helium is an extremely painful process if you want it to do more than just sit there. It's used in stuff like supercooled magnets less because it's good to work with and more because liquid hydrogen is even more of a horror and there aren't really other options.
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Enderminion 12/18/2017 6:40 AM
even just sitting their has issues, a pressure tank caved in on a SpaceX rocket and froze some LOX/LH2 (one of them) causing "Rapid unplanned disassembley"
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2017 7:51 AM
I’ve got a feeling that having the gas free-flowing through the the reactor is going to cause weird turbulence in the fuel and probably carry fuel vapors into the coolant loop. Both don’t sound fun
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@MarcusAurelius I was thinking of the turbulence as an advantage, actually: on the one hand, it improves mixing of gas and liquid, and so thermal transfer; but also, by keeping the liquid in the core agitated, it helps prevent the high-density uranium salts from settling out or concentrating to form a hot spot, or worse, a prompt criticality. Fuel vapors, now. Yeah. Those could definitely be a problem.
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2017 11:17 AM
It’s a trade off, I guess: better thermal properties, but now you’re coolant is going to radioactive, which leads to fun stuff like neutron embrittlement
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@Morgrim Moon I'd looked at carbon dioxide (like a CANDU) as a possibility, and a couple of others, but I've noticed that a lot of gas-cooled reactor designs seem to prefer helium because it doesn't neutron-activate easily, so you don't have to worry about significant amounts of radioactivity in the coolant. He (although at least not liquid He, thank Eris) handling might be worth it if you can eliminate the steam generator and the whole secondary loop. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2017 1:47 PM
Another thing I️ just saw: what’s the moderator supposed to be? It looks it says D2, but it’s hard to read.
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What temperature is this supposed to work at anyway? Modern molten salt reactors use fluid cooling, not helium gas cooling, while operating at around 600 to 700 degrees celcius.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IMSR Like, this canadian reactor operates using low-enriched uranium fuel mxed with carrier salts, not Thorium salts, and works using liquid cooling. So what's the advantage of gas cooling?
The Integral Molten Salt Reactor (IMSR) is a design for a small modular reactor (SMR) that employs molten salt reactor technology, based closely on the DMSR design (see DMSR) from Oak Ridge National Laboratory, TN, USA, and it incorporates elemen...
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@MarcusAurelius it does, but that’s a writo. It should say D2O - heavy water.
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@Unknown The big advantage of gas cooling is that using He, which doesn’t neutron-activate significantly, you can use the primary directly and eliminate the whole secondary coolant loop. Secondary ones are that it provides convenient ways to extract gaseous reaction products and agitate the core, but those are more handy side-effects than anything.
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And I’m not opposed to using a carrier-salt solvent rather than water: the key thing is that whatever the solvent is, it has to work well with the fuel regenerator for extracting neutron poisons and stable waste products, since this design’s intended to eliminate all fuel assemblies and let you refuel without ever shutting down.
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2017 10:58 PM
This is meant to be when our favorite space elves are still planet-bound/exploring their own system, right? If so, I found an interesting potential problem: almost all of Earth's helium supply comes from natural gas deposits, because it escapes from the atmosphere and isn't really found concentrated anywhere else. So that's going to be fun on Eliéra given the IIRC lack of fossil fuels there. Side note: nice job borrowing the name of the Greek moon goddess, whatever the in 'verse etymology is
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It's coming from the same place, though: produced by radioactive decay of uranium and thorium minerals, and Eliéra's got lots of glow dirt. (There's a reason why the Era of Steel and Steam was powered largely by nucleonic furnaces, not coal-burning or wood-burning ones. 😃 ) So there was plenty of helium there caught in stratigraphic traps - it just didn't have much natural gas mixed with it.
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(Eesh, it'd be nice to be able to create pinned messages without having to drop them in the normal flow of traffic. 'Cause then I wouldn't have to explain that the following isn't prompted by anything anyone did or anything that I expect anyone to do - it's just that I've been reminded that it's a Really Good Idea to have some sort of rule/code of conduct in advance of any issues that do turn up.) (edited)
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Default Uncode of Conduct for Participating Here If it turns out that you need a code of conduct to tell you, in general, how to conduct yourself as a civilized sophont, and/or in specific, not to do that shit you just did - you're gone. Meta-Uncode of Conduct for Participating Here Demanding a more formal code of conduct, or elsewise to know what my standards are before the hammer falls, will be taken as prima facie evidence of intent to game the system. You're gone. Clarificatory Note As the founder/owner/author, I have appointed myself Community Manager, Grand Master of the Knights of Standards & Practices, and Chief Ear-Scritcher of Doombringer the Adorable. As such, my judgment is final. Attempting to argue the toss with any of the above after the fact will be taken as a prima facie attempt to create Internet drama, which is... you guessed it. You're gone. A Final Word Have a nice day! (edited)
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I’m reminded of a fantasy RPG book I read where alchemists made blocks of stone or metal that produced a steady amount of heat for an extended period and then used them for steam power
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Enderminion 12/19/2017 7:32 AM
that' sounds nothing at all like a big block of radioactive death
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Morgrim Moon 12/19/2017 7:37 AM
I've seen similar. Dragons could make a special rock called 'everglow' with a particular way of flaming it repeatedly, and it'd stay glowing warm for about a year. The dragons used this for bedding and incubating nests. It was only when they allied with humans that the humans had a brainwave about steam power.
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Bit of a channel reorg going on, moving announcements to the announcements channel, please bear with us...
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I'm currently reading the Sufficiently Advanced rulebook, which is a High-Transhumanism Tabletop RPG. And I want to create a Eldreaverse Charecter for it. So I must ask of you: What would function best as the core values of the Empire? You must pick two - that's how many core values a civilisation gets, from what I have seen.
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Oh, hey, that's added a few civilizations since I last looked at it. (edited)
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...ah, new edition.
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Aside question given the wiki mentions "root access" to paraphrase, for neural weaves: How much root access do Eldraeverse brain DNI solutions offer commonly?
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[How much root access do neural interfaces offer commonly?] Depends on model. If you go full synnoetic (which a lot of people do, because it's just so powerful and convenient) there's functionally no difference between the neural lace and your brain. Less integrated solutions are available for those who feel -paranoid- cautious. (edited)
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But, y'know, you have to miss out on a lot of features that way.
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To be honest, when it comes to brain hacking, or rather, Ego root access, that might be worth the price. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 8:45 AM
would comparatively 'new' species have to settle for less effective solutions for a while? I imagine it takes some research to adapt stuff like neural laces to unfamiliar biologies. Especially how weird some biologies can get...
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I'd worry less about biology and more about the conceptual translators...
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That's what the fierce firewall at the edge of your exoself and other security systems are for.
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Or rather... can a cutting-edge neural lace rewrite the brain as well as wet neural printer, or are they limited to Structure I/O?
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But there's a very distinct limit on how vastened you can get if you insist on using only sensory-level access (with, presumably, basilisk filters, etc.) as an interface to your meatbrain. It makes cognitive offloading very tricky. There, the tradeoff has come down in favor of slightly increased risk as preferable to guaranteed stupidity.
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@Morgrim Moon Yeah, there are some definite limitations for a while while the problems of interfacing to different brain-structures are worked out.
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Depends on the brain. You can rewrite mind-states with the speed of data transfer like that if the brain in question has been grown - or reformatted - to run Universal Noetic Architecture, which is designed to allow this sort of thing. Your evolution-designed meat-brain, on the other hand, isn't so flexible: for that, you need a cerebral bridge which literally pushes neurons around and trains the resulting networks - not something a 'lace alone can do.
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So it‘s „only“ a two-way interface, with the Neural System itself requiring the technical capability to rewire as desired?
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(UNA is sophotechnological handwavium that reformats a brain into a neurocomputer VM for running mind-states.)
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That said, most brains these days use UNA, 'cause mindcasting and various other forms of sophotech is inconveniently slow when you have to lie down with your head opened up while the bridge pushes your neurons around. Naturally-evolved brains were a great way to farm mindstates, says popular opinion, because they generate lots of interesting quirks, but for actually running mind-states they're basically ancient cut-a-cam analog computers in the age of the microprocessor.
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@Archon To bring this back around to your original question - just two? And it wants one-word CVs, doesn't it... well, if you've got to cut down the Imperial motto, "Order, Progress, Liberty", run with Liberty and Progress. (Order in their sense being mostly emergent order, it doesn't mean what people would probably assume it to mean anyway - you might be better off calling that one "Civilization and Good Form") Or you could treat "Progress" as the civilization's Benefit, I suppose. I know the background, as of 1e, at least, but haven't played with the crunch myself.
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I'll be honest, brain uploading makes me uncomfortable in general, but gradual uploading a little less so.
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For instance, the game Nova Praxis has a process called "apotheosis" where nanobots are injected into the brain and over the course of a week replace your neurons with a carbon nanotube-based neural net.
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I have to admit, Eclipse Phase-style continous uploads are better than fork-uploading or unconscious uploads, but overall I still follow the identity pattern theory.
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So personally I prefer gettin reinstantiated from Stack instead of being permanent-dead.
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I think a Stack might still count as a fork, it's possible (though difficult) to remove one without killing the user and instantiate the Ego saved on it.
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 9:30 AM
See, the gradual uploading thing reminds me of Greg Egan's "Learning To Be Me" and that gave me nightmares
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Still, I'd have an easier time believing I was still me if I was instanced from a stack that remembered dying than from a backup scanned a day before I died.
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Yeah, me too. At least, I‘d have a far easier time thinking about it.
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 9:31 AM
Well. Likely at best you'd remember the few seconds leading up to the accident, because our current fleshbrains WILL fail to record the moment of impact.
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Well, it would be the stack's sensors that recorded the experience rather than the meat-brain, wouldn't it?
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Oh, it will record up to the point of „seriously scrambled brain.“
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 9:33 AM
I was in a nasty bike smash once and I still clearly remember all the events from when it started until ~2 seconds before the moment of impact, and then my memory is utterly blank until it was all over and a stranger was demanding to know if I was alright while prising me free
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More likely your own brain‘s gonna autocensor to keep that pesky trauma from breaking the conciousness areas of the Ego.
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 9:33 AM
or brain having more important things to do than record
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Also, @Morgrim Moon, I have to point out that what you desribe is the transition from short-term to long-term memory.
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As I understand it, the meat-brain loses that because it doesn't have time to transfer it from short-term to long-term memory before getting, um, smacked. But if the vector stack is recording short-term contents every snapshot, it should pick 'em up and theoretically restore them. (In canon, reinstantiators usually trim the last chunk of short-term memory off the mind-state and hand it to you in a separate file. Sure, you might need to know how you got dead, but if you don't, there's no point in giving yourself PTSD about it.) (edited)
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And the gaps which can often appear in long-term memory due to brain trauma of some kind
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Yeah
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Especially if you got crushed or something.... your death is not gonna be nice. Lungshots or other such wounds would be especially nasty.
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Moreso because while rationaly you know you have a stack and a back-up, you‘re still gonna go into panic „must-survive“ mode and your brain is going to run finalShutdown.exe regardless.
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Yeah, there's some of that even in the modern era in which panic reactions are one of the things modded out of the alpha baseline (on "those make it more likely that you'll die stupidly, and we prefer to die smart" grounds) and crisis management parapersonalities are a thing.
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You can‘t edit self-preservation instincts out however. Or rather, not without a replacement. Same way a computer will trow error reports you‘ll have to live with your own Blue Screen of Death - Or rather, the Kernel panic that preceeds that
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What you can do, though, is make them susceptible to veto. (I mean, some baselines manage to do that; plenty of people stay at their posts to save other lives or complete important tasks despite knowing that doing so will kill them.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2017 9:48 AM
preparing for disaster scenarios can drop that instinct-gap down to a few seconds though even in baseline humans, and still have you functioning 'reasonably' for the minutes beforehand. Which is enough to be invaluable if you can hack it into brains automatically
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The relevant alpha-baseline tweak is basically to give (and universalize) the prefrontal cortex the ability to tell any arbitrarily strong motivational signal to sit down, shut up, and not overpower the thinking brain.
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So you still have an instinct screaming at you that the corridors are filling with live steam, the dosimeters are pegged, and you're about to die -- but it can't compel you to not stay at your desk and scram that pile, belike.
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That sounds about sensible for Veto overrides.
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@Overmind, Liberty and Progress seem quite appropriate. You don't need one-word ones though; a example character has "Fight like a corned rat" instead of "self-preservation" (which is the core value everyone gets for free).
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2017 9:31 PM
Do the values necessarily have to be in English? If not, you could just ask a certain generous author for the relevant Eldraic words with all their long glosses and nuances.
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I would not think they have to be in english, but if they aren't, your gonna have to spend a bunch of time explaining their meaning to your gaming group - invoking your core values is one of the basic ways to do well at something in this game.
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I was kinda considering doing it anyway.
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You get self-preservation (which you can rename, if you want), two from your civilization, and one free choice, as a starting charecter.
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is it always the same two from the civlizaiton,or is it more of a "pick two from this list of five" ?
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Same two from the civ, from what I see.
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The words you'd be looking for would be ”Miríë. Idaharis. Jírileth." As for longer nuances, well, here: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/05/15/purpose/
”Miríë.  Idaharis.  Jírileth.  Order, progress, liberty.  These are the principles to which we have dedicated ourselves, we of this new-forged Empire. ” ”But not the externally-imposed kórasmiríë o…
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Merry Christmas, folks!
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And the same to you, dear Sir! Frohe Weihnachten! everyone @here! 🎄 🤶 🎁 🎊
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@Overmind One question I have been bugging myself about: How do they achive relativistic velocities for the mass drivers in the Eldraeverse? And what are usual projectile masses?
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Shitbucketfuls of energy? 😄
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More serious answer: shitbucketfuls of energy and in the modern era, a little help from the ontotechnological vector control equivalent of the "mass effect", with a side note that relativistic velocities in this case tends to mean "a few percent of c , not 99% of c ".
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Ohkay
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Given the firing ranges involved I was always like "shots fired at 0.9 cee"
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Because you know, light minutes of effective engagment range.
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(starship weapons) Projectile masses vary from "toothpick" to around 24 kg, with some special higher-mass variants. (edited)
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Probably looking at more like 0.12c at the high end, originating-ship-relative, for the big-ass spinal mounts.
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but lasers have a much longer range
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As for range, while the outer engagement envelope begins at 1-1.5 light-minutes, the inner envelope begins at more like 1 light-second, and you want to be in the inner envelope for you to get a firing solution with a decent chance of hitting. In the outer envelope, you're mostly just firing to make your opponent expend energy, heat capacity, and point-defense resources - not expecting to hit with anything but a golden BB.
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With the big differences that lasers don't start to be effective at under 100 kilometers 😛
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@Enderminion My laser assumptions have it that for practical starship mounts (constrained by mass and waste heat), beam spread doesn't make them very useful at more than a light-second.
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Also, for reasons involving thermal superconductors in the armor, their primary uses tend to be pumping heat and point defense, not as a primary weapon. Although if you can close to sub-knife-fight range, they can slice-and-dice quite nicely.
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Although that all being said, the guys who figured it was a good idea to pick a fight with a Lucifer -class starwisp tender - which is to say, an 864-terawatt highly-collimated phased-array laser - did indeed learn that some lasers can be very effective as primary beams. 😃
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Why do I have the feeling the Primary Laser Officer made a point of preserving the piece of adaptive-paint-covered hull displaying the spacecrafts name so that it may be displayed as Evidence Of Stupidity Of The Highest Degree at some combat academy?
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Enderminion 12/27/2017 1:06 PM
is that 864 in base 10 or 12?
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10. I usually translate the numbers.
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Enderminion 12/27/2017 1:06 PM
ok
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How do you even express 864 in Base 12?
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"600".
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Enderminion 12/27/2017 1:08 PM
600
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Or, using my local nomenclature, "six dodecen".
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oooh, I like that stealth joke you have there
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that 864 is a round number for them
Emanwe joined the server. 12/28/2017 11:19 PM
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MarcusAurelius 12/28/2017 11:21 PM
Ey, Manwe.
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waves.
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Ave et tu, Emperor Marcus. And thanks for the invite, Sir Cerebrate.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2017 7:54 PM
Exspecto aliquem qui latinam dicere posses.
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Quidquid in Latin dictum sit, altum videtur.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2017 8:52 PM
Sic latina optima lingua discipulis discitu
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Latine non loquo. Me paenitet.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2017 10:13 PM
*latinam Loquor Not that I️ notice these things...
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Getting the Latin wrong when I say I don't speak it feels like a bit of a Q.E.D. moment. 😅
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2017 1:15 AM
I️ know, but that doesn’t mean it can’t leave a little grammar lesson behind while we’re at it
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/31/2017 2:59 AM
Romani ite domum
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Ein frohes neues Jahr, @everyone! 😃 🎆
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I'm still in the past, for another 9 hours or so 😛
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2017 5:01 PM
2017 says hi, @Unknown
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And with that, a Happy 2018 to one and all. May we drink deep, feast well, and kick entropy in its nadgers for another year!
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To the fight against entropy!
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There's a lot of gushing about Good Doggies, but do Eldrae know of the cats?
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Also, yes, Happy New Year
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one presumes so. If they have a tap into the local 'net then they should be aware of the madness of cats
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2018 4:06 AM
oops. The barge holding fireworks at Terringal caught fire and set off the lot in one go
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That's pretty. And pretty explosive.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/01/2018 4:07 AM
Shades of San Diego. I hope no one was hurt?
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2018 4:08 AM
two technicians with minor injuries, they dived off the barge and swam to safety
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other than that looks like only crowd panic, the evacuation plans went off smoothly
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That is good. Nasty accident.
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So, can I dump summaries and opinions on Sci-Fi books that no one here would most likely read, because it's written in Russian? Or better limit discussion to Eldrae-verse?
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I don't think people would mind much. You'll either get ignored or pressed for explanations, though.
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I at least wouldn't. If required, it can always be moved to #random or another channel.
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Random is good thought.
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That's also a possibility.
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On different note, is there any expectations for third book?
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There was a message that it would be. What I am interested in is not "When" but "No sooner than that?"
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On the former, I have no objection, and #random is probably the best place for now. If book summaries/reviews in general turn out to be things a lot of us are interested in, I'll whip up a dedicated channel for them.
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Thanks.
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I have a bunch of tangle-related questions, but that would wait until I become a patron.
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On the third book: it's in process, but is currently waiting on (a) I and my lovely editor finding enough time to finish the editing; and (b) the cover art. More news when I have it.
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I put that as "revisit the question in the middle of February"
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I've been re-reading the specs of CMS Greed and Mass-Energy, and there were a few things I was wondering about: 40,000 (metric?) tons of cargo is... suprisingly unfitting for a base-12 system. Moreso because it just doesn't really distribute across six symetrical faces evenly. Or did I miss something?
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Second, how much more fuel than cargo does she carry, and in what state (read, density)?
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I would take a stab that them not using tons to measure mass.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/04/2018 8:31 PM
Tons of LH2 displaced?
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MarcusAurelius 01/04/2018 8:31 PM
Now I’m wondering if this is another one of his base 12 Easter eggs and it converts to a round base 12 number when you convert to Eldraic units
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That's what I would hope.
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But I don't know how they do mass.
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MarcusAurelius 01/04/2018 8:34 PM
gives a subtle elbow nudge
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/04/2018 8:42 PM
@Unknown It is mentioned as tons displaced.... Which is a volume measure. I suggest liquid hydrogen because it is fuel and what was used in Traveller ship design.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/04/2018 8:56 PM
A little over 14 ⅛ m3 to a metric ton of lh2...or a cube with edges a little more than 2.4 m long (edited)
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A first disclaimer: if you're looking for hard numbers, you won't find them here because the post in question ( https://eldraeverse.com/2014/05/22/in-lieu-of-in-lieu/ ) was a quick verbal sketch and I haven't actually sat down and computed out the hard numbers.
Well, I was going to post the second part of The Shipping Trade today, except that writing it didn’t happen because of day job, and so forth. Then, I thought I might post a sketch of the ship…
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That said, @john dougan(his grace/his grace) is exactly correct in that that "roughly 40,000 tons displacement" is a volume measure; and for that matter, in the post in question I was actually using Traveller displacement tons as a familiar measurement. 😃
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(What they use in-universe on the ship's papers are "displacement talents", which are a very similar measurement except based off the Imperial system of measure and a specified mass of liquid deuterium, rather than liquid hydrogen.)
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As far as propellant mass is concerned, the mass ratio is somewhere in the 1.2 - 3 range; this miracle is made possible by fusion torch drives and vector-control cores (messing with the ratio of gravitational to inertial mass since the early fourth millennium!), powered by your friendly local space magic. (edited)
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(The fuel is a 2H-3He blend, stored as supercooled slush.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 1:56 AM
Once upon a time I used the Traveller Book 2 ship design rules to test the capability of early spreadsheets. (edited)
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Traveller is an awesome system for that
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:01 PM
With the Generation 1 spreadsheets, like VisiCalc for Apple ][, it was a genuine challenge. (edited)
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On another note, I’ve been watching this (the successor to Top Gear ) recently: https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01J94A5GQ/
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:06 PM
Gear Top
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After the beach-buggies-across-Namibia episode - well, I’ve got to speculate what these three would get up to in a place where the cars are nuclear powered, the engineers are already slightly mad, and you can take pretty much anything on the road with sufficient tort coverage... 😂
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:08 PM
Solar sail racing in a homemade ship?
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I’m seeing the first ever nuclear-pulse drag race.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:10 PM
I'm trying to imageine what Jezza would be like around their 'test track"? POWEEEERRR
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I bet they get a bulk discount on clones
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Ha!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:12 PM
That, or one of the clone vendors is a major sponsor.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 8:22 PM
If you haven't seen it already try Googling for Swede Mason Jeremy Clarkson beatbox
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Will do.
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Morgrim Moon 01/05/2018 9:33 PM
they'd face the challenge of "do we get something functional-but-ugly and then make it pretty" vs "do we make something pretty and then figure out how to make it go?"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 9:49 PM
For larger projects they'll use teams of clone forks (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/05/2018 10:03 PM
Project Binky type sbows would seem to me to be an eldrae perennial: Project Binky - The Series: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGSOZAHg1yQHU1tc_3Y5MTQg1qjtxA_nq (edited)
Playlist of the main shows.
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Project Binky is awersome. British humour, and rebuild of poor rusty Mini into something with actual structural strength.
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IN COLOR
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/06/2018 8:09 PM
No,...it is IN COLOUR
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That said, I do love the Police Squad/Quinn Martin opening (edited)
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I just... want to share a result of old SB brainstorm. When, very very stupid question of "I want to kill the lampreys. How to do it?" resulted in Little Boy. Bacterium with UHMWPE cell wall that eats most organic things. https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/4119417/ https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/4125933/ It's designed to shut down whole biospheres and be generally total pain in the ass to deal with while infected substrates while transforming said substrates into plastic and shitting paint thinner. (edited)
How about 'criteria to release information not yet met'? Will stir up all that stuff about "what should we do to meet the criteria" etc. A whole...
i've gotten a little bit lost as to where we are, other than we've yet to start our decel phase and we've voted against using RKKV spam to fuck up the...
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Mostly realistic, kind of a thing that will cause everyone in Eldrae-verse to go and kill perpetrator.
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Yeah. Little Boy is an ecocider.
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Worse, it can totaly survive hard space and all.
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So one bad handling is all you need to get this stuff somewhere else. NOW, on a personal level I'd say nanophages will still kill this bastard, but stopping a biosphere deterioration... seems very improbable.
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Plan for delivery was to sprinkle some spores on orbital path, as far as I remember.
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Also, @Unknown, do I know you on SB?
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Not nessecarily. But I go by the same name everywhere.
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Which is to say, I am Sevoris on SB
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Yeah, I found you.
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(and SV)
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I am NHO in all three of that family
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...Wait a moment...
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You frequent Fluoxetine's stories, do you not?
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Oh.
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And a certain other story. 😄
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I am bad at names. You are writing GitS: Ascendance!
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Yes Sir, I do! 😄 (edited)
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And only thing of Fluoxentine that I read was Exitium that I dropped...
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Sorry to hear that, my man. 😦 Yeah, Fluoxetine has a bit of a drop phase at the moment... me too.
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And Rays of Light but that haven't updated past early chapters, sadly.
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Yeah, but then...
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Okay, I'll speak outside Fluoxetine's discord here, but it's really obviouis that his heart is with Parallel Processing/Parallel Instances.
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It's the world he is the most invested in, and which he finds the easiest to write - At least, at the moment.
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Dealing with stuff like Little Boy is why the Leukocyte-class medical cauterization cruiser (with its loadout of hellflower minimissiles equipped for implosive antimatter detonations) exists. You get this sort of thing on your planet, you burn it out before it spreads - nothing leptonic-baryonic survives a sufficient ambiplasma fireball.
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Properly imploded on the damage zone.
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Little Boy is designed to spore and get catapulted into the air if you do not catch everything in the blast front.
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Then you go hunt down the idiots responsible and explain to them some of the other uses of ambiplasma.
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Yeah, they spent a lot of time inventing that "specialized targeting system to produce implosive antimatter detonations, in which the spread pattern and time on target sequencing is computed to produce a shock wave pattern which forces all matter within the inner target area to pass through the ambiplasma fireball with a guaranteed minimum dwell time".
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RandomJ, the IIS is coming for you...
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While RandomJ wasn't seen for last 6 years, worth having links to exactly why you want a medical cruiser with more antimatter munition than combat cruisers.
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As a side note, the OMRD would like to chip in and explain that it's basically everything they don't want in a bioweapon: incredibly broad-spectrum, persistent, highly infectious, and uncontrollable. If you just want to wipe a planet, there are plenty of ways of doing that without leaving the galaxy with another Existential Threat Zone to post for the next million years or so. The whole point of smaller weapons than "glass it with a double ripple, it's the only way to be sure" is that you can make 'em scalpels, not bludgeons.
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Idiots... were idiots and wanted to have a plan to destroy a biosphere full of sapients on pre-spacefaring stage, with minimum effort, just in case.
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Hence bludgeoniest bludgeon of bioweapon.
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Let's put it this way... the RP that generated Little Boy... is one of the few events that generated a song.
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It's called "I want to kill the lampreys"
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(I was originally inspired to the idea, incidentally. when reading up on Ebola/Marburg, and noting the curious fact that its outbreaks, one way or another, all trace back to Kitume Cave.
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Not a song, no,
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But in any case, that right there exists.
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Which is to say, the Eldrae would probably regard SpaceBattles with a dose of "...you guys need to chill out". Maybe.
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The Minister for Public Health in my head was really curious why, given that, anyone sensible wouldn't give it the old nuclear cautery.)
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Heh. Well, let's just hope anyone out there learning about human culture from the Internet doesn't take it too seriously.
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You know... I suspect someone would be like "UNACCEPTABLE!" and another is like "dude, have you checked out our own Extranet?"
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It'd be the Trek's End scenario, only with less "Your meddling would threaten galactic peace" and more "Fifty HFY threads later, we concluded that you were an entire planet of omnicidal racist maniacs".
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(ObRef, if you haven't seen it: https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/treks-end/ )
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Do you want them to start from Atomic Rockets, TVTropes and Wikipedia?
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Could do a lot worse than AR. TV Tropes... maybe not.
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(Not to diss SB, certainly not entirely: but it does manage to produce the most fascinating mix of "This is an interesting read" with "Dude, I must seriously question your mental state". 😃 .)
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Then there's SV, with it's "We don't like what's happened on SB, let's migrate and make it look like we pay attention to user's government". And QQ.
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On completely different note: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7406866/8/To-the-Stars start of this chapter describes quite... fascinating government for trans-baseline species. For a month I wonder how Eldrae would respond and failing to construct appropriate mental model. So, decided to ask directly.
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@Overmind Well... it is kinda our trademark?
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Also, it produces wonderful quotes and moments.
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And great stories - At times, because Sturgeon's law.
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@NHO I'll give it a read-through and think-through and let you know.
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Thank you.
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I have to be honest, what depresses me personaly is that we do not have a lot of post-cyberpunk/transhuman stories, especially with more positive outlooks.
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And yes, I am personaly guilty of this, in a way, but I am ignoring that here.
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It is very likely that much of my inspiration to set pen to paper and publish was the lack of futures not containing victorious asshats.
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And that.
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Any setting I personaly push forward aims to deconstruct that idea.
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Funnily enough, that also means that the transhumans in my settings fuck a lot of shit up, and actually aren't that enlightened, because it deconstructs human notions. But they also aren't bad guys. I still think the idea of "Yin-Yang" as in balance, describes my worldbuilding pretty much the best.
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Amusingly enough, that's one of the notions I'm setting about deconstructing, inasmuch as that's any part of my process. (Having read all too many stories on the inevitability/necessity of the balance between good and evil, how every light casts a shadow, the need for contrast to give positive foo meaning, non-conflict-is-stagnation, and suchlike tropes, I figured it was about time for a universe where our protagonists can actually kick the Dark Side in its happy place and steal its lunch money, and where things once saved quite often stay saved.)
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Hence... Space Elves. I just wanted to say "then humans are Space Elves" and its the same kind of "humanity is totaly enlightened" meme I always deconstruct. The... grey world symptome is more of a side effect. So... kick the humans out, you get the Eldraeverse.
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Well, the thing to bear in mind there is that you're dealing with Eldrae kirsunar not Eldrae alathis . So, it's not a natural thing, it's "enlightenment hard won by technological self-improvement and cognitive surgery". Which one would think should be part of the transhuman/transsophont project: cleaning up our various evolutionary bugs.
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Maybe. But then, it's also flaws of some manner that makes characters have depth, does it not?
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Personaly, I enjoy stories more where a character goes onwards towards enlightenment/greatness than where he has already atained it. (edited)
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is there an upper limit to enlightenment? (edited)
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To us understanding the enlightenment, maybe.
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As my little rant from the Ithávalic perspective ( https://eldraeverse.com/2012/08/09/satisfaction-is-the-death-of-the-spirit/ ) puts it, the most you can be given is the capacity for greatness. Sure, you're an immortal omnicompetent transsophont trillionaire genius demigod, but hell, so is literally everyone else you know .
You are immortal.  Even if your flesh fails, your mind and its children can survive to see the stars burn out and the long, cold era of the universe come upon us. That mind, in turn, engineered for…
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It's what you do with those capacities that is the true measure of a soph.
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Eh, I agree with that. It's more of a narrative unsatisfaction. A character that never questions his actions, always understands perfectly and always has the tools and ressources at hand... is hollow.
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"Show us that your qalasír measures up to your potential. Or squander the powers that your ancestors gave you, and in so doing, know yourself forever a soul of a lesser order."
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There's a reason "Space Elves" and the associated "Mary Sue" sydrome are also warning signs in literature and writing, I have to point out.
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Call it personal perspective on the world and its people then. Yes, it is flawed. But it can be made better. It just takes time.
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Maybe time is the difference here. The difference to the contemporary world?
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notice that "startng out with many abilities" is very different from "trounces their problems without effort"
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@o11o1 Yes, but it is a thin line to walk.
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Hm, maybe. On the other hand, it's also fairly likely that I'm an old reactionary reacting against characters with a superabundance of flaws by helping to satisfy my demand for the more-found-in-classic-SF Awesomeness Being Awesome subgenre. 😃
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Let's agree to disagree? 😃 I certainly wouldn't say either of us is wrong.
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@o11o1 In fairness, they do trounce most of their problems without effort, which is what makes it interesting and compelling to adventurers, weirdseekers, and other such types to seek out problems that can't be. After all, what would be the fun in not?
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Actually, as a side note, I should say that I'm not opposed to all flaws, just - well, look at Miles Vorkosigan as an example.
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He's a flawed protagonist, sure, but his flaws are inextricably linked to, and often derive from, his awesomeness field. Those are the kind of flaws I like and prefer to use/read about, rather than the kind of flaws that stem from intrinsic suckage.
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Eh, I am not a fan of that.
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*either.
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Intrinsiqueness implies it cannot be changed, cannot be overcome or otherwise molded as characters wish, and that runs diametral to any idea of characters and storytelling. Well, maybe outside of classical tragedy.
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Fair point. Drop the intrinsic, though, and it still works out that way for me.
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On Eldrae note: They mostly use in-vivio methods to produce children, as far as I remember. Do they have backups in women in case there's a need to procreate, there's insufficient infrastructure available and leaving a child without cortical stack and other important implants that could be grown by symbiotic nanites is against Eldrae's Core Rights and Contract.
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they consider it a legal right to have the standard Eldraec superpowers?
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@NHO Yeah, bioreproduction is usually done in vitro , not in vivo - but, yes, the ability to reproduce in vivo is still present (mostly as a backup). It's disabled by default, though; requires the use of certain conscious biofeedback techniques to enable.
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And that does include the nanocyborg tech: the nanocytes and nanosymbionts are heritable - well, to an extent. (Both genetic and nanogenetic negotiation works on a highest-version least-common basis, so if the parents are of different clades, the child will drop back to the alpha baseline.) But it's more than capable of building the neural lace and other symbiotic tech as long as the right dietary elements are present.
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@o11o1 Sort of. The Reproductive Statutes basically say "Thou shalt not create new sophonts with capacities below this line." (Because one ought not to deliberately create anyone too crippled to enjoy their life, liberty, property, and pursuit of eudaimonia.) Naturally, as biotechnology has improved and society has grown more complex and demanding, the line's moved up quite a bit from the days when it was just talking about stamping out hereditary diseases and the like.
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That isn't to say that you can't modify yourself into a mortal moron-monkey if you feel like it, of course, and if you do so, you are definitely not entitled to be restored at public expense, or anything like that. Crippling yourself is your free choice. But creating new sophonts is different, 'cause they don't get to choose beforehand.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2018 4:51 AM
A way in which Eldraeverse has gotten itno my head: sometimes I'll see something and not just think "that is cool", but "that seems like the sort of thing the eldrae would appreciate"
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I seem to recall that Eldrae had some sort of biological radio transceivers in their brains. Is that the neural lace or something the precursors added?
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Precursors
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Telepathy biowifi, telekinesis vector control... (edited)
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And now my question about nanogenetic flora being able to be translated in vivio feels stupid, because they already had that well before hand, so any additional systems would get and be added to work of precursors.
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@Morgrim Moon Thanks muchly; I shall take that as quite the compliment!
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@NHO Ah, but much of it needs to go in different places and behave differently to the Precursors' generalized vector-control nanocytes. (Also, earlier, in a sense: there were a lot of simpler nano[cyte|some]-based upgrades around before science was able to take a decent crack at reverse-engineering Precursor space magic.)
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Here is terrible in-'verse joke: "How many Obstructive Naysayers does it take to change a light bulb?" "CHANGE!?"
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I bet those natural radios helped a lot with early DNIs.... Also, another question I've been wondering about... Has anyone ever opted for (permanent) suspension/effective death?
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.....why is that bad joke so funny?!
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@Unknown there's a story about a man who got vengeance and decided that no, memetherapy isn't for him, euthanasia is.
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I will find my death here in the Exclaves. He – that outworlder – beat my friend to death.  Not for profit.  Not for a plan or a revenge or some twisted necessity.  Slowly, and for his …
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@Unknown ...probably, under the trillion-people rule, if they could think of a good reason for it, which I confess none of are coming to me right now. Do you have a scenario in mind?
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@Unknown Less than you might think, given that the relevant chunk of brain is basically an EM mouth-and-ear equivalent with a wider bandwidth. On the other hand, it did allow the convenient development of the "farspeech/envision interface", which might be thought of as a predecessor to the general neural interface.
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@Overmind The general "who wants to live forever?" question, to start with.
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"Ah, yes, the 'Who Wants To Live Forever?' trope. The unbearable ennui that allegedly awaits all immortals. We have dismissed this claim."
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...Sorry, but I am not buying that just like that. Though it wouldn't suprise me that that idea got prunned out of the mindpool for all the distressing nastiness it causes.
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The short-form argument boils down to " Mortals stockholm death. Immortals generally don't feel the need."
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I have to wonder, barring the case of mental illness, what would cause someone to desire a cessation of existence? I can't think of anything.
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Why persist on persistance, either? The state of achievable information in a given reality is always inherently limited, or only resolable until a certain granulate.
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I don't follow. Could you phase that another way? You lost me in the second paragraph.
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Also: "A volitional being selects both means and goals. Selecting a goal implies that it ought be done. Selecting a means that defeats the goal at which it aims is self-defeating; whatever cannot be done ought not be done. Self-destruction frustrates all aims, all ends, all purposes. Therefore self-destruction ought not be sought."
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@Emanwe There's only so much unique existence around. At some point, you will inherently run into the issue that all unique information has been exhausted (and likely stored).
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[citation needed]
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@Overmind Unless you are aware of means by which you can increase the reality granulate... and even then, is that change of information state percievable, and meaningfull?
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While the c-horizon is finite, the universe is not necessarily finite. The bulk is even less determinedly finite.
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That's even before we get into the issue that sometimes repeated states are enjoyable: people read the same book more than once.
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You could run all posible plank-length itterations of information interactiom, but even then there is an endpoint - Unless you move beyond 4D time, and define yourself as a timless axis of definitte extension.
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@Overmind Though I would argue that is because we forget and destroy codified information.
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Well, yeah, but since no-one has ever reached that endpoint or is likely be able to in time available before heat death, it's about as non-problemy as non-problems are ever likely to be. If you're suffering ennui now because you might run out of fun in > 10^100 years, that's a psychological issue.
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Or which is to say, there are two options: A finite 4D timeline of all information, codified, or an infinite repetition of information creation and permutation, with no permanent retention. AND, in extension of that all: Can every individual always find a cause for continued persistance on an active state? @Overmind Sorry, but that is a cheap-shot argument.
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It's philosophy. It's inherently both psychological and subjective.
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(Hm. Well, I can practically recite the scripts of some of my favorite forms of entertainment, and this does not reduce the pleasure of a rewatch. It's the experience, not the content.)
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@Overmind And I'd still argue that that is because you do not have perfect memory and information retention capability.
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But, in any case, I can see the question as answered: No, there is not.
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So for the time, I am withdrawing from the ensueing debate I started.
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It sounds like we're moving the goalposts here: we started with the question of whether an Eldrae-grade entity could legitimately want to end, and ended up debating whether there's enough unique experience in the universe for an infinite lifetime.
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@Emanwe Well no, the issues are connected.
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But that's a different matter for another day, for me personaly.
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(Also because, while we made our points, I suspect there will be no deviation from those points. Which leaves us at a (momentary) agree to disagree position.)
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You started with the non-philosophical question of "Has anyone done/do people do this?", and gave this as a reason. The answer is "No, because it's a very abstract philosophical question that is irrelevant to any decisions people might need to make within the lifespan of the current universe." It's not intended to be a cheap shot, it's pointing out that there's no experiential connection between any immortal that can exist in the/their present and being stuck in a infinite repeat and the possibility is well beyond even the Senate Committee on Extremely Long-Range Planning's time horizon.
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So more of a "we'll deal when we get there" mentality then. Allright, that is fair.
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I also note that most ways of dealing with the heat death of the universe (except the probably-nonphysical Tiplerian) also inherently expand both information-processing capacity and available infostates.
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And then there's the attitude I could see some Eldrae taking of, "well, if this universe gets too boring or too old, we'll just figure out how to pop over to the next one and say hi to the neighbors."
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The bulk's a very big place.
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And, thematically, of course, I'm deliberately setting out to punch the Who Wants To Live Forever trope in the face, because I hate that trope so goddamn much . (Every time I hear it argued for in daily life - usually on much less philosophical grounds - I just want to stick a shotgun in the proponent's eyeball and invite them to tell me their opinion on the virtues of mortality now , huh?) (edited)
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You know, most humans today consider a desire to die to be a mental illness.
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Why should not wanting to live forever be any different?
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2018 6:21 PM
I think SMAC made a good starting argument: "I'd like to live forever, but I'll settle for a millenium. Even 400 years would be pretty nice." I'm also not certain if baseline human psyches can withstand immortality, but I figure that if we come within cooee of that we'll have picked up some useful data addressing the issue along the way
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I think that as long as the body you're in is still functional enough to do cool stuff in, you're much less likely to get bored
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being old forever is much less attractive than being young forever
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as for if the human psyche can withstand immortality, I think what would happen is that anything that happened more than a hundred years ago you kinda just forget
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so you hit this point where instead of growing your memories, you have a sort of rolling average thats happening. I would imagine that every so often, perhaps every 144 years, that people decide to change their name as a way to admit to themselves they are no longer really the same person as they were back at the start of the cycle
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I think by the time we have physical immortality lifelogging will be trivial to maintain, if we don't have memory-backup implants of some sort.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/10/2018 7:03 PM
I suspect the in/on-brain electronics help with memories
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Yeah, post-human immortality won't exist in a vacuum, I think.
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MarcusAurelius 01/10/2018 8:32 PM
On a slightly different note, what is the rough time horizon for the Senate Committee on Extremely Long Range Planning?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/11/2018 12:54 AM
Considering it for a while longer, I suspect the thinking-brain bandal technology would be an approach to the problem (edited)
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A thing to note is that memories squish pretty well. One's lifelog may store every single breakfast for the last 3,000 years in detail, but one's memory has some general notions of what breakfast is like and some associative pointers.
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That being said, canonically, the only major demographic to keep their memories - or for that matter their cognition - entirely in their heads are Slow Zone tourists. If you need more processing or more storage, you can pick it up cheap on the cycle spot market.
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Re: that thing about Governance from To The Stars. Important background information: They don't have backups for humans, for AIs only, due to problems with neurosurgery. They can get memories and they can install memories in clones, but after about three or four years rejection starts.
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And that's not technological problem, but fundamental one.
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To elaborate, it's universe that's far future of Puella Magi Madoka Magica, soul is empirically proven to exist and store metadata and just data of memories. So, if there's discrepancy between what's in soul and what's in brain, soul wins, eventually.
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So basicaly... if you die, your dead soul in the afterlife(?) overrides the recreation of your back-up?
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No, if you die, your backup gets a soul and soul flags memories that conflict with it's clean state as fake.
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There wasn't much elaboration, because that kind of science demanded a lot of unethical experimentation on sapient life forms.
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All that there's known about souls in the setting is a) they exist b) they store metadata about... state, at least c) magical girl's souls are external from their bodies and store data in addition, plus some other caveats d) magic can manipulate souls, but that's unethical and usually province of criminally insane magical girls or bonded magical girl psychologists, and mostly done by latter for limited memory edition to save life (Or Reformat, as lesser punishment to ceremonial hammer, for aforementioned criminally insane). What can be done beyond limited memory edition or full memory edition isn't elaborated upon, beyond noticing that it's... bad (edited)
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And that's not relevant to this channel at all
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True.
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Take it to PM (or #random)
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For those mildly bothered by the ambiguity in the size of the Empire heretofore present, I’m here to relieve you of that ambiguity. It is precisely 243 systems in size, of which 226 can be fo…
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Yeah, Tom and Jerry is kind of fun Eldrae won't get.
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That said, I think I'm pretty happy with popularizing the term "slaughterbots". Any decision about use that can be swung by the language "slaughterbots" instead of "autonomous weapons" should probably have been for non-use anyway.
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The Imperial Board of Nomenclature approves this term.
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So what's the empiritical term? "Sapient Combat System"? (edited)
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The super-generic term is "war mechanical".
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...Could you even call that "mechanical"? Between all the nano-activity, bionic design and general smartness, I suspect these things are more Synthorgs.
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(That going back, hence the super-generic, to the rather steampunk era in which it was talking about things like "the steam cannon, the clockwork legionary, the coilspring serpent, the centurion spider, the Palar flyer, the battle locomotive, and the five-furnace juggernaut".)
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Brutally Efficient Self-Replicating Mechanisms of War are kind of a shark you don't want in your kiddy pool.
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Also, from a comment, some notes on what exactly "conlegial" means in practice: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/01/12/size-and-a-patron-offer/#comment-10008
For those mildly bothered by the ambiguity in the size of the Empire heretofore present, I’m here to relieve you of that ambiguity. It is precisely 243 systems in size, of which 226 can be fo…
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2018 12:11 PM
I like how the mad scientists need a role named "the Sane Man"
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Got a bit more punch to it than "Chief Safety Officer", no? 😃
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2018 12:18 PM
although sometimes sanity is not enough for chief safety officer. The lab I work at caught fire one night last week. Nobody can figure out how. All the safety officers are scratching their heads wondering what happened
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Eesh. Physical things catching fire is the worst place to have a heisenbug.
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2018 12:27 PM
thankfully no real damage was done (when you have hydrogen gas lines running through the building, that is excellent incentive to have a really good fire management plan) but the post-fire forensics are confusing as heck. No identifiable ignition source, and then it flared up as if exposed to a sudden surplace of oxygen... while sitting quietly in a bin, undisturbed. I am guessing that somehow, somewhere, a client is at fault.
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Waste basket is a bad place do dump LOX?
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2018 12:32 PM
Yes, but no LOX was involved. 😛
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Enderminion 01/13/2018 3:15 PM
it was foof
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totally /s
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In random dream-thoughts on the Earth Contact Novel I Will Not Write: - someone's going to want to bring their children and their nanny with them when visiting, leading to the hilarious spectacle of a government official having to make a policy and public statement on "the right to armed bears". - the "unarmed combat", or indeed "unarmed" meme is both (a) a peculiarly human concept, and (b) going to take a kicking, inasmuch as it depends on humans having almost completely atrophied natural weapons. To say this isn't universal among sophonts would be rather understating the case, especially in the case of but by no means limited to the uplifts. Not to mention that the most prominent species that looks to have natural weaponry as atrophied as humans can kill you with their brains. And it's not like you can post signs banning all claws/teeth/venom glands/brains/ability to punch real hard/etc. without being, 'hem, more than a little racist. (As an amusing side note to the FiM crossover-fanfic verse, purely canonical on-screen evidence suggests that the average Equestrian could also kick your spine out through your chest without trying hard. Wouldn't , sure. Could, definitely.) - to repeat the obligatory addendum to the above, of course, the TSA would entertainingly shit itself at the thought that even if they made all passengers travel naked and in chains, it's not like they can take away the ability to reach out and crush someone's heart with a thought. Not that anyone would do that, of course. Not without good reason. It'd be rude.
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We had artillery bear. There's precedent, no need to worry, remember it's still bear and it still can rip you apart
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Yeah. It's just the amusing cultural collision between a galactic culture that's accustomed to being comfortable with "could, but won't" and ours, which mostly isn't. Especially around these parts, these days.
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humans in general seem to operate under "can, therefore will"
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But sadly, with "Can stop you from trying to improve, therefore will"
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the galactic authorities at large would probably come to the conclusion that abuse of power is rampant amoung humans and possibly endemic to our mind-state
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Well... we are evolutionary-wise, hard-wired short-perspective maximum reward egoists.
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A Theresa Patch might not be displaced as civilisation upgrades go.
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A Theresa Patch might not be displaced as civilisation upgrades go.
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a what?
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What is Theresa Patch, indeed?
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@o11o1 At which point, the Eldrae will go „wanna fix that pesky issue?“ and proceed to do so. Frankly, I‘d have no issue with getting my lizzard brain rewired somewhat more conductive for long-term perspectives.
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you mean like Mother Theresa?
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also, I think the "and proceed to do so" would require the Eldrae to, you know, actually get permission by their own rules
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@Unknown Well, proceed to offer .
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Yes. A neurobehavioe modification that enables you to endure, even enjoy short-term pain/disadvantage for long-term gain.
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That's suboptimal concept
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"and then do it anyway" is a crime under their law. Not to say someone wouldn't go ahead and do it anyway, but it'd be one person violating rules
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Bad wording on my part because I am on Phone. Yes, offer was what I ment in the first place.
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seems to recall a short story about someone doing more or less exactly that by orbital dropping nano flora on them
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Trying to do that and being killed before completion.
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did he get a partial convert out?
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On the other hand, while in contact stage, offering people high boost package through darknet, with stealthy delivery?
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that trick sounds like king-making
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Well, planning to. Right up until Fourth Directorate caught him at it. They're really unfond of that sort of thing.
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Hm... STD booster virus...
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That's loophole abuse and won't end well for attemptee, too.
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No need for darknet, really. The Empire is a big supporter of free trade, and their free trade position includes the notion that your customs regulations are, well, your problem to enforce. You can mail-order anything you want that's legal there, courtesy of All Good Things, ICC, and there are plenty of, 'hem, "free traders" who will gladly make delivery.
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Most foreign polities have come to - well, if not understand or approve of the Empire's notion that there's no third-party right to intervene in other people's business transactions, at least to understand that there's no point asking for things to be otherwise, and that it's easiest just to concentrate on damage control at their end.
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Sane country would probably buy immortagenes and boosters in bulk and include in inoculation post-natal or voluntary. But as that's lacking...
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More than a few do, it's fair to say, whether out of actual benevolence or just because they're smart enough not to try and pass laws that will be widely ignored. It takes a certain degree of fanaticism to be a hard-line ephemeralist.
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Of course, Eldrae nanofabs for barbarians come with safeties like "If you want to make enslavement nanites, learn how to make them yourself, slaver" and possible bad consequences for even attempting...
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The bigger question, if we expand upon this: Depending on the horizon timeframe and local situation, how's humanity supposed to integrate and establish a holding for itself? We don't exactly have much of technological worth to offer for a start (and will play one to a few generations of basic knowledge and Average Ego Host Power catch-up) and our culture would probably get raised eyebrows pretty much anywhere.
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And our local neighbourhood is also rather... well, sparsely populated as viable worlds go. (at least, as far as we can infer)
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Surprisingly often not [include anti-misuse safeties in export tech], actually. There are people they won't do business with, out of distaste, and it's not like you can buy slaver's tools off the shelf, but as a rule, they're big on individual ethical responsibility. If you take what is in their view a perfectly benign technology and turn it into something nasty, that's your doing, and it's not their job to build crippleware systems to prevent you from doing it. (Although Ultimate Argument Risk Control is more'n happy to rent some troubleshooters to anyone who needs some trouble shot. That's just good business.) (edited)
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My Eldrae mental model isn't that great here.
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"(Although Ultimate Argument Risk Control is more'n happy to rent some troubleshooters to anyone who needs some trouble shot. That's just good business.)" This produces unintentional hilarity in my mind. Mostly because I now imagine them crashing Boko Harams big party down in Africa pro bono with Havocs et all.
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I mean, there are plenty of eldrae groups around who would be purely delighted to go out and shoot the people who do that sort of thing for Civilization, Decency, and Happy Fun Gun Times, but it's a separate issue from their misuse of technology; it's because they're the sort of people who would do the sort of thing they're misusing it for. (edited)
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...In extension of that though: How's the economics even supposed to work out here just as a baseline? Culture is only worth something if its appriciated and Unique Biosphere Products strikes me as something That Ain't, so where's humanity supposed to get credit or equivalent from, to by the things not held under general use for fabbin' as you desire?
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Crippleware, on the other hand, much like various other things they dislike (say, the TSA's approach to security, or DRM as Earth does it, etc.), even when it does work, punishes the innocent with unusual/interesting ideas for the hypothetical crimes of other people, and that's just plain wrong.
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@Unknown My notes for things that often happen post-contact on lots of Emerging Market worlds do involve various groups hiring offworld mercenaries to... resolve their issues. UARC likes to advertise and is picky about the sorts of things it will do for its clients, so yep, exactly that happens a lot . Often it can be quite cheap, too. If you're The Coalition Of People Who ISIS Hates, it's not even that expensive to hire a merc frigate to spend a day in orbit KEW-ing the shit out of everything on your preferred target list.
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@Unknown Cultural products are actually quite big (per the trope-a-day on Alien Arts Are Appreciated), at least for cultures that aren't totally exoassholic. It's a big galaxy and so there's often enough partial matches to work.
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(Paltraeth, for example, imports lots of other people's war movies and repackages them for the comedy genre.)
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And, of course, the Repository of All Knowledge will buy a copy of basically every book, film, and other media product you have as a matter of principle.
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Then there are unique biosphere products, and what is in the big book of trade classifications as "native handicrafts and art widgets".
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Like cats.
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Usually, you have something of a window of opportunity at this where the pathfinder marketers descend on your planet and get into everything to try and find whatever no-one's thought of yet that they can buy from you and resell.
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E.G. Ice cream
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(Darn, the Buck Godot webcomic archies seem to be down, but if you've read them? Like popsicles , there.)
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@Overmind Well, I was more thinking like... foodstuffs and sort. But you can't exactly patent/restrict seed spread or such, unless associated genetic manipulations are permitted OR stuff is enforced to be held by right of interlectural property of a civilization.
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*in a first contact situation, for a certain timeframe.
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Buck Godots webcomic is sadly down for at least two years 😿
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Growing them on other worlds is going to change things, though; different soil, different sun, all of that. You can grow coffee anywhere, but you can only grow Jamaica Blue Mountain in the Blue Mountains of Jamaica. And don't even get me started on the Scotch.
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...Space habitats? Nanosubstrates?
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And for that matter, unique biosphere products may actually mean "Oooh, bacillus pallidus , that's a neat trick."
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Sparkling wine can be made anywhere, but Champange in Champange only
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The United States never signed that treaty
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As a european: Sucks to be them then 😄
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Really hard to duplicate; much harder than making your own unique product to sell. Besides, it's in the marketing. People will pay hilarious amounts of money to drink/eat/use/have The Real, Original Thing however indistinguishable you make the copy.
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True that.
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Besides, nobody would be served by collapsing the interstellar unique market order by creating such a precedent case.
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As a rule, though, this is why civilization-uplift consultants exist and why the Exploratory Service will tell you to get one: you have a window of opportunity to get yourself a pile of hard currency and bootstrap your development, and you should get yourself some people to help ensure you don't get ripped off or waste your income on a pile of shiny beads.
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...Darn, this has to be written some day. There's so much fascinating what-if here, and even if it has some serious potential to blow up in realpolitik ways belike (with socia lcommentary of the hard kind unavoidable sooner or later).... just It Has To Happen.
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"Who expected the Human export to be sugary sodas?"
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There's also a quotation I saved regarding Star Trek techno-stagnation, in that their contact rules mean they contact civilizations that are just behind them, technically, and they end up switching over to the new shinies the Federation brings... which drives all their own technology companies out of business. The Feddies aren't interested in advancing the state of the art a whole lot, and since Intel's gone, no-one's interested in restarting innovation in processors, et. al. across industries, and so it goes.
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As a specific counter to that and because they can think long-term, the Empire and various other civilizations watching its model are very keen on establishing partnerships with local businesses, because even if they're technically behind now , they're innovation farms for later .
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To be fair, I don't think humanity would be doing exactly better on that front. You're not exactly making a profit with putting lots of R&D into tech that by that point is probably open-access "DMR ran out a few millenia ago" tech.
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I don't exactly think PetaFlops/cm^3 computronium substrate would be ground-breaking in the Eldraeverse anymore.
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Unless that in itself has a market, which this: "As a specific counter to that and because they can think long-term, the Empire and various other civilizations watching its model are very keen on establishing partnerships with local businesses, because even if they're technically behind now , they're innovation farms for later ." indicates.
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But you don't get to do that if you just run 'em all out of business for the sake of the quarterly numbers. Instead, you buy in, harvest their good ideas, and get them into the innovation game, starting with producing the localized version of your galactic-standard hardware.
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Basically, in the long run, partners >= customers. Interstellar techno-mercantilism isn't the way to go for long-term profit.
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Also, you will be producing the lower-tech hardware - and various steps of less lower-tech hardware - for a while if you want to (as the civ in question) to retain any local production capacity, because you have to build the tools to build the tools to build the... etc. And you really want , as your uplift consultants will be telling you, to do that, because you can't sustain a system economy for long importing everything but souvenirs for tourists. That kind of train ride tends to come to an end in a way that makes the Great Depression look like a bubble.
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Making stuff go up the spiral of constant improvement instead of down.
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Always wanted external perspective of advanced civ encountering Megastructure and City inside thereof from Blame...
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...Yeah, that would be awesome too.
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Especially something like the city, which takes the space potential of Dyson swarms and ringworlds and spits in their faces.
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Additionally, want to see Spintronic Fictions making a contract with Lord Blackfall for guest appearance in the game, because he's spectacularly competent and there's hard cash in showing those ingrates of players that he still can descent after completion of his secret ascension plan and wreck their day and day of his successor, while chewing scenery in epic ways.
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I once ran an RPG campaign where the PCs were hired by an Outworld noble to overthrow his planet’s government. But, since there’s no FTL travel the client got caught, executed, and disenfranchised before they arrived. However, their pay was still in escrow so...
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2018 6:20 PM
the failures of a local tech tree can be useful too. I could see Eldrae looking at Rowhammer and going "okay, so that's an interesting and unique way to fail. I wonder if you could use that idea to do this..."
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Humans have one unique trade good that the Empire in particular may be interested in: the biosphere that lead to greenlife.
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For some reason I initially read that as "greenfire" and was thinking about Australia's seasonal eucalyptus forest fires.
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2018 9:32 PM
Good point. I think we may have the Paltraeth’s new vacation destination
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Enderminion 01/16/2018 6:02 AM
@Overmind you have mentioned that the Imperial navy has anti-RKKV superdreadnoughts, how do they stop RKKVs?
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lasers or lighthugger bullets?
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@Unknown Another quick note specifically addressing: And our local neighbourhood is also rather... well, sparsely populated as viable worlds go. This is not likely to be a problem in any scenario in which the Worlds come to you, because virtually no-one in that situation gets garden worlds first, second, or even third time out. If you get to pick your own colonization targets, that's one thing. If you're buying, or even leasing, potential colonies under the Accord on Colonization, which most would-be colonizers need to do, that's different, because garden worlds are really damn expensive . As a newbie to the galactic scene without a developed interstellar economy, your hard-currency budget might stretch to cover a Mars-type terraformable, and the options go down from there. (On the one hand, this is somewhat unfair to galactic newbies. On the other hand, most of most polities' worlds aren't garden worlds, because they're not what you might call the most common type available. On the gripping hand, and this is why the Conclave is unlikely to change the Accord on Colonization any time soon, this also acts as a filter ensuring that galactic newbies gain some practice in the gentle art of planetary management before they're able to get their manipulators on anything rare and expensive that they might go on to break.) (edited)
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@Enderminion The two parts to that are detection and response. For the former, wormhole tripwires, in which having an observatory at the functionally-in-the-future end of a static wormhole lets you see the deflection before it happens, so you know how you didwill deflect it. For the latter: usually, the best way to deflect an RKV is to hit it with another RKV. Anti-RKV superdreadnoughts are equipped to first irradiate the incomer to kill any crew and burn out any controls that it might have on board, then whack it with a RKVKV k-slug-with-thruster-pack from the mass driver of god. (edited)
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@Overmind To be fair, a mars-type terraforming, at least in the early stages, also isn't exactly hard. Lots of rocks, lots of nukes, some minor planetary engineering, and single-cell geneticaly engineered eucariotes and fungi.
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@Unknown That's among the reasons why they tend to make good starter worlds.
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Forgot to mention the mirrors, and a ten-tesla magnetic shield at the Mars-Sol L3
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But even that is pretty thame as infrastructure goes.
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The biggest limit would be the mass throat, and even basic fusion propulsion tech fixes that something firce.
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Though it makes me wonder... how long until you see Lighthugger expeditions to elsewhere in the solar neighbourhood? (I am assuming a contact scenario where someone made something of a straight shot over a long distance, instead of earth getting stumbled upon by a pheriphery expansion.)
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Expeditions by who?
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Presumably some entity of the Worlds who found precoursor data pointing in the direction of earth.
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And even then, assuming we're in the Milky way and somewhere in the local solar neighbourhood, that would likely still require that they find and re-open a precoursor gate. (Like, unless Earth is really only that much of a spitting distance away, which I don't think is the case)
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As for Lighthugger expeditions... Research institutes?
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I'm going to say that that (the long-distance straight shot) is unlikely, on the grounds that, well, lighthugging is hard on lighthuggers, and as such your practical range is determined by the declining curve of when you're likely to experience a catastrophic failure that you can't fix en route.
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So either a millenia endevour sooner or later visible from earth, or Precursor stargate.
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(This is why plexus expansion, the Elsewhere Society and their extragalactic ambitions notwithstanding, is typically a leap-frog process of one constellation at a time, because it gives you convenient resupply stops, as it were. While there are lots of ambitious folk around with capital-D Designs on the galactic core, none of them are trying to get there in one shot; they're betting that slow and steady wins the race.)
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...How large is the bubble, anyway?
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About 3,300 ly core to rim, 4,100 ly spinward to trailing, 2,000 ly acme to nadir.
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Oblate spheroid, roughly.
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...Man, they sure are picky with their worlds, then.
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About 100,000,000 stars in the bubble, maybe 10,000 connected to the plexus.
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Plenty of time to fill in the gaps later on. In the initial expansion, the first stargates of new constellations get launched toward things that look "interesting".
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That, and I presume a good number of those gates are the Vonnies, too?
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Nope, those are all Worlds gates.
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The Vonnies add another 8,000 or so, but more tightly woven.
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The Worlds bubble fills basically the entire width of the spiral arm it's in; the Vonnie bubble only crosses a third of it.
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Now, in terms of Earth's position - and this is of course not astronomically accurate, I hasten to add, due to lack of detail data - the Worlds are located in what they call Lethíäza, the central of the five arms of the Starfall Arc spiral galaxy. If we existed there, we'd call it the Carina-Sagittarius Arm of the Milky Way.
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...That is a lot of distance. Assuming we don't want a meet-up well into transhumanities own interstellar stage, that definitely demands some timely intervention by Precoursor interstellar travel architecture.
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So, if you travelled out to rimward as far as you could go, into the Shadow Systems, through the Shadow Veil nebula that hides most of the activity behind it from nosy astronomers, went through one of the few stargates that crosses the Rimward Gap into Sulíäza (the Orion-Cygnus Spur), boarded a lighthugger there, and went a thousand and some light-years more... you might run into this small, insignificant blue-green planet...
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Heh. Well, it's not like I've ever been that precise regarding time equivalencies, intentionally. It's entirely possible our hypothetical lighthugger passenger would arrive just in time to decide against uplifting Picanthropicus erectus .
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@Overmind Still no time for that write-up?
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@NHO What write-up if I may ask?
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Time soon. Intended time was eaten by migraine.
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Sorry.
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@Unknown Eldrae's view on TtS Governance
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do newly found civilizations at least get first Dibs on worlds in their home system?
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like, would Earth get dibs on Mars or do we still have to buy it?
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and would that include, say, pluto?
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See the sovereignity rules
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As long as you use it within a few centuries of discover, I think.
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For 120 years we need to start to exploit it, or it's not us
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144, it would be.
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Ah, yeah
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Enderminion 01/16/2018 9:05 PM
what does "exploit" mean?
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Have stuff there, as a opposed to leaving empty.
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Use, mine, live there.
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Enderminion 01/16/2018 9:06 PM
ah
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so mars rovers don't count?
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Probably not.
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But they might?
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The Common Volumetric Accord is simply the current agreement (under the protocols of the Accord) concerning what will be considered sovereign territory among star nations, what will be recognized a…
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Written in honor of a news story I read today regarding the as-yet-not-fully-relevant Moon Treaty and the existing Outer Space Treaty. ”While this Court admires the ambition, chutzpah, and indeed h…
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@Enderminion No. By and large, probes don’t count, as the intent of the rules is to give people an incentive to get their own asses out there. If you want a world, you’ve got to claim sovereignty in some sort of significant way, usually involving putting some sophonts on or near it.
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Good morning
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Hence the 144 years, which amounts to “if you can’t muster up the will to get out of your gravity well after 144 years of exposure to the greater galaxy, you deserve to lose your courtesy option on the rest of your system to people of less awe-inspiring lameness who might actually do something interesting there”.
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Hm... State with enough hard cash and megalomania to commission a cruiser with that experimental boser as a system patrol boat?
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Hm. Is there option for combat exoskeletons of Eldrae Legions to paint images... Emotes on faceplate, for when they need to emote around people they don't need to shoot and without AR devices.
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It is most likely available, but is it part of standard software package or mission-specific plugin?
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Today‘s Crime Against Sophontkind, Basic Sophont Decency and Intelligence of The People And The Law: This definitely is not disturbing at all... https://twitter.com/AltCarb/status/948984901444841472?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fs9e.github.io%2Fiframe%2Ftwitter.min.html%23948984901444841472
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I like Altered Carbon but fuck me, that scene is intense and feels completely and absolutely wrong.
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video?
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Please specify?
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is that link a video?
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is at work
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Yes, it's a video.
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The gist of it, to cut it down for you then, is that Kovacs is coming out of Resleeve, and there's a case where a 7-year old, murdered in a crime, is resleeved into the body of the old woman you see on the title screen. As she has a right to a new sleeve as per law, with no cost. The only thing in storage available for her, or so a man says. Only way to fix it? "Pay for an upgrade" (edited)
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that's a very Altered Carbon thing to do
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I don’t recall murder victims getting free bodies in Altered Carbon.
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And there was a bit of a niche market for “neotenics”.
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@NHO Here follows that commentary (on the government depicted here https://m.fanfiction.net/s/7406866/8/To-the-Stars ), as requested. Apologies for the handwriting; not at my desk, so I notebooked it.)
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There was a line about being maximally benign for all participants and lasting forever, because being maximally benign was an ideological position and lasting forever was because if they ever overthrown, next government would use all means to last forever and won't be maximally benign.
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But I haven't seen that line on reread.
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Trying to decode the handwriting. Thank you.
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so i have a question about fanfiction.net
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where is the button to go to a storie's splash page?
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because people keep linking chapters in the MIDDLE
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and how am I supposed to decide if I want to read the thing?
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Their stories have main pages?
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Best they have are the first page...
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Yeah. I just start reading from the begining, and hope they have an introduction (or a TVtropes Page or something)
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so how do you get to the first page?
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I had to bounce through the author's story list
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which works when they have, say, five
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but not if they're a hundred story author
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There's a dropdown, isn't there?
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Just chop the chapter number and name off the URL of the middle chapter page, and you’ll be at the start.
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There's drop-down menu with chapter list. Or that, too
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I see no dropdown..... GAH
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people linking the mobile site
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how do I get out of mobile mode?
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I think the mobild version has a first button at the bottom of the chapters, if memory serves.
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I'm on a desktop, but it's stuck in mobile layout
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cut the m. from the start of the URL?
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it won't switch
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The drop-down is still at the bottom of the page.
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have to scroll to the bottom
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and hit desktop mode
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Transcripting that notebook scan
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1. Still a cratic system, whatever else it is. - precise view depends on wnat it does - but assume baseline of the benign tolerance commingled with bemused contempt that's is the traditional response to people who can't come up with a better way to solve coordination problems than mass self-enslavement, but who *aren't too staggeringly awful 2. They would note with some amusement the human-interpretability issues, which they too are familiar with, although noting their solution at building better "humans" as probably the only viable way, given the irreducible complexity of various technical issues. 3. And, of course, from their point of view lack of civic participation is a feature, a sign that things are working properly. A governance is like, say, plumber - you shouldn't have to constantly supervise it, if it's doing it's job right. And when you do have to, it's probably a sign that you're drinking lead salts and ass-deep in black water.
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4. With regards to structure, some elements are similar and would get the nod of approval - many Imperial organizations, governance included , make use of confluxes (temporary group-minds) in decision-making (like the merged representatives, although rather than "committee"s they just use larger confluxes) 5. Similarly, representation of particular interests, in their praxis, is something the Shadow Ministries and COGs of the Plurality do - although not on the basis of utility, since the Imperials are deeply sceptical where cardinal utility is concerned. Also, worth noting, is the way that the Transcend generates internal spohosminds for widely-shared ideas, similar to the "votes" from Karl Schroeder's Lady of Mazes. 6. Where human-interpretability is concerned, it's a lot easier when you can dump a gnostic summary into enquirer's minds. But if you can't do that, time-accelerated VR meetings will have to do, I suppose. 😃 In any case, transparency is a laudible goal. 7. Various provisions roughly equivalent to Emergency Moles 1 & 2. 3 & 4, on the other hand, they would find deeply deeply skeewy. So far as they're concerned, you can't - or at least there's no point in - saving a society's bodies if you have to kill it's soul to do it. Not even the most extravagant interpretations of the Emergency Powers Act or Defence of the Realm Act would ever let you override the Contract or the Charter, because if they did, the realm wouldn't be worth defending And when they see someone writing themselves those sorts of power, (edited)
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they're pretty damn sure someone's already got some uses in mind.
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Multiple dots is a word I was unable to read.
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“Interests”, I think.
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Yes. Thank you. Yeah, governance is better than most, but deeply shady in places. Starting with the fact that number of Representatives, including Directrors, started as very autocratic members of Emergency Defense Council that did some very shady things in world-war agains "Freedom Alliance". As one of lines in Freedom Alliance statement of intent was to "make useful" majority of humans... Yeah.
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@o11o1 if you on PC, bottom is one button on keyboard away - "End"
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Also, changing m. to www. ?
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Helps me, unlike just removal of m.
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Is that good ahaha or bad ahaha?
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You just need to swap something in the URL.
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Or use the classical prefix www.fanfiction.net/s/ and then copy in the story ID (and chapter Index)
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So then you'd have www.fanfiction.net/s/xyzxyzxy/m Replace x, y, z and n with numbers as required.
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You could also link to the writer’s page
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The thing Cerebrate linked was linked due to it being a response to a passage, not whole fic
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i figured it out
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Some more notes on the emergency chowfab, for those not following the comments: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/01/16/cross-cultural-marketing/#comment-10031
“There is no engineering reason, given appropriate design safeguards against cross-contamination, why one should not simply bolt a base-model food-fabber onto the back of a portable latrine. …
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It may be lack of sleep talking, but Sergeant Schlock would hit standards of Citizen-Shareholder.
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Well, majority of them.
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Enderminion 01/21/2018 3:06 PM
dudes insane
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Schlock isn‘t insane.
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However, he does not conform to baseline neuromindstate-types as we apply them.
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Eh, I could see it, and I'm sure UARC would love to sponsor his application. (Depending on where in the timeline you look at, he might get into some trouble with his impulse control issues. To wit, not bothering to exert any.)
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Enderminion 01/21/2018 4:02 PM
yeah
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The Empire probably has plenty of therapists to help with his identity crisis.
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Schlock is weird alien somewhat by the standards of Associated Worlds, but he would hit somewhat well with Eldrae, I feel. I mean, lately, not early Sergeant
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MarcusAurelius 01/22/2018 10:44 PM
They’d appreciate his sense of greed (in the good sense the Eldrae like), though
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Speaking of peacekeeping over on ToughSF, @Overmind why does the Empire shoot rioters?
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Cortical Stacks: shooting them is only a temporary death
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it's not like you're perma-killing them
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Considering the implied drop enviroments, that sounded less like the people invovled would be stacked, frankly.
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(Leaving aside that at the tech level, foaming up an entire riot in nanomotile restraint aerogel is one more airdrop away)
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Short version: because they're Defaulters-with-a-capital-D.
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On a very explicit social contract.
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So that would be for in-Empire riot control, then?
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how are they defining "Riot" as distinct from "Protest" or "Dissent" then?
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[on the shoot-the-rioters policy] So far as the Empire is concerned, deciding to start a riot is pretty much throwing the Fundamental Contract and its respect for lives and property out of the window, and as such, Mr. Hostis Sophi Generis , you pretty much deserve what you have coming. (edited)
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Yeah, because that's where their jurisdiction runs. It's also why - in combination with their ecumenical approach to ethics - surprisingly enough, more people don't ask the IMS to do peacekeeping operations.
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because my take going in, at least here, is that what happens is people try to have a loud but peaceful protest, the police come in with automatic weapons on full blast, and then call it a "riot" ex post facto.
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which sounds very... out of character for the Empire
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so I think we're using differing definitions
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Moreso external, where the contract does not apply.
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And considering that with their tech, redefining rules of engagment comprehensively takes one patch file for some combat support augmentics parameters. And the local BatNet will forecast riot loci for supression by your Riot Foamer In The Sky something like half an hour in advance, assuming less-than-alpha performance for the average element of a crowd dynamic.
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@Unknown Ah, no. The Charter is specific to the Empire. The Contract applies everywhere and everywhen to everyone, because it's not actually a contract.
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The most important thing to know about the Fundamental Contract is that it is not a contract. The second most important thing to know about the Fundamental Contract is that it is not fundamental. O…
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@o11o1 As for "peaceful protest", the Empire would, if asked, be firmly of the opinion that we are deeply deluding ourselves when it comes to "peaceful" - something that does not cover property destruction or occupation (which often justified as non-violent), obstruction of trade or passage (say, along the street you're blocking), or creating any kind of public nuisance of the kind that wouldn't be considered okay when created by anyone else, for any other purpose , since you also don't have the right to compel anyone else's attention.
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There are, in short, rules . If you want to get your message out there, just because you categorize it as "protest" or "dissent" doesn't make it any more special than blogging, advertising, preaching, or anything else, and you have to play just as nicely as everybody else, which means No Coercive Acts Allowed. Which means you don't get to complain when you cross that line and the Watch Constabulary drop the hammer on you.
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what about people who... you know.... don't cross the line
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(In the more "non-violent" cases, this just involves hauling your ass off to arraignment and the summary imposition of an eye-watering fine to make you not do it again. Resist, or proceed to actually damage goods or people, and the Constabulary will respond appropriately - and if you're part of a mob doing it, that makes you a riot.)
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If you want to stand on a box that isn't blocking the way and lecture at passers-by, you are perfectly free to do so.
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ah. it was that latter case that was unclear
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but things like blocking the road is something where they will drag you off the road in question and apply fines?
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Yeah. Fines, escalating to bigger fines with meme rehab if you fail to learn the first time.
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to make you not belive in whatever you're yelling about, or just to stop disrupting day to day operations?
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The latter.
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That said, as a tool for getting things done there , protesting is within delta of completely useless.
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where you're supposed to do things like vote with your citizen-shares?
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Well, first, most of the things people might protest to ask the governance to do are things that it can't do anyway.
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Second, both it and the Plurality (whose COGs might be able to do something) have already extant petition processes and don't look kindly on people who try and bypass proper procedure or exert more pressure than they're entitled to. (The way Imperials look at our style of protest is that its main function is to annoy the hell out of third parties so that they'll lean on the government to give the protesters what they want so that they'll shut up and go away. To say this doesn't play well with local psychology is to understate the case.)
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And third, the way you're supposed to deal with problems you perceive in their culture? Fix them . Or failing that, support the group of people that are fixing them.
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There's a thing called the Antithetical Heresy of the Deedless Cripple: "The Deedless Cripple is the heresy of those deficient in valxíjir . The Deedless Cripple does not strive, depending on others to do everything for him, and finding worth only in their praise - or indeed in their notice. He cannot solve his own problems, and he whines until others do it for him. He cannot see that the true answer to every problem lies in his own will and hand." (edited)
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That "He cannot solve his own problems, and he whines until others do it for him." part? That's what people see when they look at people trying this methodology. The assumption is that if you really cared about whatever it is, you'd actually do something about it. Organized whining is, they would say, not something .
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2018 6:21 PM
So in large part incompatable cultures; here protests are usually by people who ARE trying to do something and fix something but lack the sheer power to go against the establishment solo, and are trying to recruit others to assist. But then, over there they've generally had a critical labour shortage through history and can use "well if they're discriminatory bigots just go somewhere else", when that is not an option for humans here on Earth. 😒
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I think it's more that the Eldrae who guillotined the nobles also tossed the guys who wanted to replace them with elected representatives off a waterfall
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/23/2018 9:39 PM
Demos and riots usually aren't effective here either. Depends on if they have sympathizers, and even then there are probably more effective things that can be done. The major point appears to be to increase the status of the leadership.
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@Morgrim Moon The cynics in my head would point out that there are plenty of ways to recruit that don't involve performative public dickery; have they perchance heard of advertising ? On the latter: less that, and more -- Well, okay. Here's a blast from the past. Let me contrast two things from the days of "Occupy Wall Street". The mainstream, who made a lot of noise, inconvenience, and annoyance, achieving within delta of nothing practical; and one particular minority splinter group, who decided to take positive action by collecting money, buying up a bunch of debt on the collections market for pennies on the dollar, and then forgiving it - who actually helped a bunch of folk. From the Imperial perspective, the latter are taking effective action to improve the world, and the former are a bunch of wankers playing negative-sum games. The take-away from this, looking at it from their sophontological perspective, is that humans-here are very good at learned helplessness , or possibly not even the learned kind; in responding to a problem by appealing to some sort of authority to fix it, or to make someone fix it. (cont.)
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@Morgrim Moon A hypothetical group of people being discriminated against there are much less likely to performatively complain, and much more likely to take the "Fine! I'll build my own economy! With blackjack! And hookers!" option. (This didn't work out too well on several of the occasions that people tried it here on Earth, mostly because the discriminators had access to force. The ameliorating factors there are that (a) the Imperial governance has always taken the view of "if the Contract is broken by anyone , then Hulk will smash", so it's easy to be left alone; and (b) everyone imbibes "if someone tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back" with their mother's milk. Anyone who came up with the concept of, say, patriarchy would last for about as long as it took them to run into the first would-be oppressee who could kill them with her brain.) (edited)
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Canonically, of course, there hasn't been a whole lot of discrimination on the grounds of sex, ethny, species, harmless personal choices or origin, on grounds which amount to "Wait, how the hell does that make sense?" Imperials in general prefer to discriminate on the grounds of barbarism (obligatory reference: https://eldraeverse.com/2014/09/27/in-the-details/ ) or personal animus, like civilized people.
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Horrible people tax?
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Just a horrible-people fee on private transactions with subcribers to that rep-net. And that comes under personal animus: "You, sir, have been deemed by a consensus of my peers to be 'a dick'. A 6% dickishness surcharge therefore applies."
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Yeah, fee. Just the... sources in Tales From Retail usually call that surcharge that you get by being a dick in general and to the clerk in particular, so he feels no need to minimize your costs and all the need to maximize it (often with the help of the dick who don't listen to attempts to minimize said cost) call that tax. Mental inertia here.
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I think culturally in human society, there is a lot of activity from authorities who try to actively step on individual citizens doing deeds that actually help things
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Well, yeah, my anarchist self can’t disagree with that. You can’t have people helping themselves, or they might stop respecting your authoritah.
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Whole bunch of “police cite activists for feeding homeless” stories this week, but my favorite has to be the Puerto Rico ex-lineman police chief who formed a group with other ex-utility workers to rewire his town, only to have the government power authority complain that they were, I shit you not, “violating their monopoly”.
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Not even pretending that it was a safety concern, or anything like. Just “our monopoly”.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/24/2018 10:21 PM
points for honesty. "stationary bandits" indeed
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Well that's horrifying. Honest, but horrifying.
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Seeing as it’s just been Burns Night here, this is your reminder that Freedom and whisky gang thegither!
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And may you have plenty of both in this coming year.
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(Mine’s a rather delightful 12 year Cragganmore.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/26/2018 12:07 AM
free laphroaig!
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If only!
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Enderminion 01/26/2018 6:05 AM
reading the new thing on why lasers are not the primary weapons in the eldraeverse; would a pulse laser with suffciently short pulses still shock the armour? also, would a bomb-pumped laser work?
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Well, I mean, thermal superconductor. I don't think you can locally overwhelm them, given what I know about how they work.
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So I bomb-pumped laser would just overwhelm it's heat capacity quicker.
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And I am pretty sure the shocking from a pulse laser is it vaporising small parts.
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On pulse lasers: the problem with trying laser ablation on thermal superconductor is that the rate of heat transfer in them is, per the definition, close to instantaneous. So to get the local heating that makes that work, you have to get the pulse length down to very, very short: at which point you have to try and pulse in bursts that are maybe one-wavelength-of-a-xaser, maybe even a graser, long.
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Building something that can do that is a very nontrivial problem.
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Or, in other words, pulse lasers that aren't the best strip armor down to TSC mesh and no more.
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Source of the laser doesn't matter: photons are photons. If you could get a bomb-pumped laser in close, you could overcome it in the same way as a laser grid at sub-knife-fight range can: like an electrical superconductor, if you try and pump too much through it at once, it undergoes catastrophic breakdown. But to do that, you've got to get your laser warhead past the point defense designed to prevent people from doing things just like that.
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and you may as well bomb the regular way, then?
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Well, it's a question of "Do you want to punch some small holes and let majority of output to go to waste or use Casaba Howitzer design and try for one big hole?"
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I mean, missiles are a thing.... and i would assume those use Casaba howitzers and lasing rods instead of pure kinetic energy to punch through...
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Dumb kinetics are the most popular thing to use, just because they're the least affected by point defense; i.e., there's only so much you can do with something whose entire power is based in Rick's First Law.
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wheras lasers are subject to chaff and other ablative defences?
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If you laze a k-rod, you may get a partial deflection, if you laze a missile, you may get that or you can slag it. And you got a lot less time to laze a missile, while they cost a bit more buck for effective bang?
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Well, in the sense that a kinetic just has to get through, and doesn't care if it's melted. A fancy warhead, on the other hand, may still hit but is much less useful if it won't detonate any more, and there's a limit to how much armor and countermeasures you want to put on a throwaway missile.
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much more buck, i'd think.
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So the closest to those are AKVs (with drop thruster packs for long range deployment), which are designed with close-in weapons of their own and plenty of maneuvering capability to dance with the point-defense grid inside the close end of its range). And their loss numbers still don't look pretty unless you take the time to wear the grid down a bit first.
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Nothing prevents you from slapping some laser-powered last-mile course correction system on your kinetic to improve hit probability for cheap.
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... Hm. Directed TSC web inside impactor to direct heat to the back and really dumb thermal trusters to make said impactor automatically change trajectory towards point defence?
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Yeah, but you can also solve that problem with moar dakka.
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Yeah, that depends on what costs more: fancy round with 0.2% hit probability or volume and delta-v on the ship.
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Fancy things that are funny to use to surprize opposition, but not best ammo all things considered.
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Probably the sort of thing kept in the armory for sniper shots, but not used routinely in the battlespace.
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Don't your just love when Eldrae Cruiser punches CNC and admiral (and almost nothing more) in your highly centralized destroyer flotilia, wrecking coordination, battle plan and morale in the process?
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I mean, you could maybe fire antimatter-caging coloids for that ultra-tech "hon hon hon hon" experience when the enemy Flag suffers a terminal case of ambiplasama sparkling...
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Enderminion 01/26/2018 5:13 PM
Casaba Howitzers tend to vapourize things, they are so lethal that getting one past could cripple a larger warship, and your not shooting one
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How durable are the superconductors themselves? Could you get benefit from a laser plus sandcaster combo, ablating the armor surrounding the super conductors?
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Enderminion 01/26/2018 8:40 PM
isn't that a Particle Beam?
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Not all that durable - but they are woven throughout a multi-layer armor system, so there’s that. As for a sandcaster... maybe, but you’d ablate it faster with a big ‘ol k-rod and laser combo. 😁
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(On the Casaba Howitzer - well, the trick with the sneaky CH is to use the jet such that you can fire the warhead from outside the point-defense lethal zone. From NSSS, though, it would appear that the Empire fits point-defense lasers with a curiously long range and response area.... ...which, although it doesn't say so, is because of Casaba-Howitzers and other stand-off warheads being used to bypass PD back in the days when they didn't fit such long-ranged PD. Just one more historically good idea that ended up a casualty of ongoing design iterations, as they all do eventually.) (edited)
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:05 AM
your not shotting Just one though, your shooting enough with enough pen-aids that at least one warhead will get through
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If you're going to have to fire enough of them to oversaturate the PD anyway, though, you might as well just fire basic k-rods, and the end result will be much the same. (Possibly quicker; the PD has to work harder to vape a k-rod than it does to disable a more complex warhead that has mechanism.)
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:13 AM
missiles can be armoured aganist lasers, not as well as a K-rod, but they also are not shot off course as often because they have thrusters
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(if you can't tell, OMGitsWTF is to lasers as I am to Missiles)
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Against missile-type targets, the aim isn't lase to deflect, it's lase to disable. Nuclear warheads, for example, are pretty fragile (throwing off the symmetry of the shock wave in an implosion-type package is enough to generate a fizzle), so it doesn't take much of a burn-through to mission kill them. Once that's done, it can bounce off the hull without doing much more than scuffing the paintwork. Deflection is pretty much the worst option from laser PD's point of view, I think. The big win of k-rods is that there's nothing you can do to mission-kill them except deflect.
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:20 AM
hmm
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The way I look at it, it's not impossible to give a missile enough armor, kinetic barriers, thrust, delta-v, sensors, and brains to have a fighting chance of making it inside PD-effective range. It's just that by the time you've done that, you've basically reinvented the AKV by upscaling a missile instead of downscaling a corvette. (edited)
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:22 AM
you could have laser sensors on the skin of the howitzer to fire the weapons as soon as a laser strikes it, damage from the warhead will be reduced with distance, and it's not a laser so you can doge it from far enough away
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Meanwhile, making k-rod with TSC web inside makes it damn hard to deflect without too much fiddling with precise electronics that doesn't like being warm at all.
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And once you've gone to that much trouble and expense, you might as well fit it with an AKV weapons suite instead of a single-use warhead, and get more bang for your buck. If it comes down to it, an AKV can always blow itself up or use itself as a one-shot kinetic weapon, but it'd be a shame to waste all that perfectly good hardware on one shot when you can get more out of it.
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Well, no, that merely will delay deflection until k-rod melts
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Gah, forgot question I wanted to ask
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:27 AM
..... or get an AKV close enough to launch howitzer shots, like the Orion Battleship, fire a howitzer, wait a second for it to get to a safe distance, then Boom
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(Just as a quick reminder - in this 'verse, the optimal PD zone is something like 2/3rds to 1/3rd of a light-second, even if it remains effective for a good way inside that. The inner end of that isn't outside of C-H range, but you do need a bloody big one to deliver a mission-kill shot at 100,000 km.)
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:30 AM
somehting I always wanted to ask, can vector control tech guide a railgun pellet within a certin range?
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It can; that's pretty much how kinetic barriers work, delivering a sufficient gravitic slap to incoming fire to generate a miss.
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(The usual inverse-square relation applies, so it works much better for that and tweaking your mass drivers for slightly off-bore shots than it would be for, say, trying to do terminal guidance at combat range with tractor-pressor units. Disclaimer: Something like the latter does exist in the form of the supersized pressors fast lighthuggers use to knock massy stuff out of their path before they reach it, but those things guzzle energy to a degree that makes them practical... well, when you're a lighthugger riding a c-scraping antimatter torch drive. It's going to be a while before anyone scales that tech down enough to put it in a regular starship.)
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:38 AM
you have touched on why lasers are not the primary weapons used, but have remained silent on other energy weapons (like Particle Beams)
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Well, bozon condensate "laser" is the perspective superweapon that's yet to flop... (edited)
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Or be used at all beyond advertising for any interested and wealthy party. (edited)
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Wasn't that already mentioned as a prototype during the Core War?...
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Pretty sure there was some sophont mailing the Imperial Navy about matters Boser-concerning...
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Hence perspective superweapon that's not proven...
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Particle beams have been built and used, but the main problem with particle beams is range. (Inasmuch as charged particle beams suffer from electrostatic bloom and neutral ones are a pain in the ass to work with, as well as undergoing bloom during neutralization.) So currently they're sitting in a niche labeled "could be combat effective if you could get in effective range to use them, but while you're doing that, the kinetic/laser folks are leaving you cored and hulked".
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From: Surana Irithyl-ith-Issarthyl, Office of Military Procurement To: Isvieve Dalael, Terrible Aspect Station, Resplendent Exponential Vector Subject: Re: Boson “laser” Thank you most …
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That's what I referred to, yes.
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"From: Surana Irithyl-ith-Issarthyl, Office of Military Procurement To: Isvieve Dalael, Terrible Aspect Station, Resplendent Exponential Vector Subject: Re: Boson “laser” Thank you most kindly for your offer, but considering the thus-far limited nature of the conflict, the Imperial Navy is not in the market for experimental superweapons at this time. Nonetheless, we wish you good fortune and progress in your ongoing researches, and would be very interested to hear of any further progress you make in this direction, as well as in any experimental field-testing you see fit to perform. Surana Irithyl-ith-Issarthyl for and on behalf of Office of Military Procurement"
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@Overmind Not enough vector cores used with those particle beams, methinks
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Though indeed, Kinetics are masters of Keeping Going Until Ruining Someone's Day Sometime Somewhere 😛
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PROPERTIES OF COLLIMATED BEAMS OF W-BOSON GLUEBALLS ISVIEVE DALAEL Militant Particle Laboratory, Terrible Aspect Research Sodality, Terrible Aspect Station, Resplendent Exponential Vector MAREK MOR…
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@Unknown Well, yes, you could do that... or you could take the power from the beamer and the power from the beam-braiding VC core, and use it all to power a laser/mass driver.
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@NHO Thanks, saved me digging that up. 😉
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@Overmind Ah, but is power the only argument here? By the time your mass driver shell has crossed the intervening space-time, my particle beam has eviscerated you at 26 light seconds.
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No funny Schlock-verse grav-braided plasma beams that go approximately ad-infinum, but useless against shielded targets.
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Ah yes
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Of course, what wasn't the focus of that particular paper is what glueball bombardment tends to do to anyone standing near the ensuing nuclear reactions. Hull degradation, hah!
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Enderminion 01/27/2018 9:49 AM
actually, Tagon's new ship has a short range one that goes through shields
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Acute Case Of Radiation-Induced Ego Execution Failure
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@Overmind
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@Unknown At 26 light-seconds, no-one's going to hit anyone except by random chance and/or Big Angelic Powers. (edited)
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And yet, the particle beam crossed that range in 27 seconds
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The mass driver shell took about a minute
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The point here is, even if it takes more power, if it has the kinetic damage to cut through armor and overload kinetic barriers, and has a far, far higher speed than a mass driver, it is still a viable weapon.
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But alas, as a firm beliver in the Chuck Kinetics At Ludicrous Speeds doctrine myself, particle beams shall remain the close-range, short-barreled hart-hitter stand-by
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Yeah, but it's the velocity of a weapon that isn't hitting anything . OMRD aren't going to spend a lot of money developing the ability to shoot empty space more quickly. Well, except that one time, but that was Admiralty Intelligence's fault.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUjmJFmXcAEAG8P.jpg:large Unrelated, but one of Good Events in Stellaris. Poor schmucks were dying and found only solution to do emergency destructive upload. Your explorer found those uploads on dead planet and made a copy. While not having a tech to do a resurrection. Precursors heard of it and decided that someone needs to live again.
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Daaaaawwww
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In a galaxy full of pirates, militaristic slavering xenophobes, Russel's Teapots, homogenizing swarms, psionic Shroud, Hak-Hak-Hak from another galaxy, resurrection seeds of ancient evil gods that want to purge anything organic and Nightmare from Outside, you can go and save someone long dead who had no other choice but long chance, or save people from being eaten, or generally be a galactic legend.
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Or asshole robot that captures a planet and then processes habitats into food and sells said food to their original empire.
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No, I haven't roleplayed Eldrae.
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Best event from me was a rescue of pre-space civilization from a swarm that was eating them slowly. And then I started to use them to colonize planets non-hospitavle to my primary species. With same procent of slave population...
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AAA, 2.0...
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I’ve played as Asimov-compliant robots who took over the Earth and relegated humanity to “Organic Sanctuaries”.
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I also found the uploaded alien brains and sent them to the local Xenophilic Fallen Empire.
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Get the feeling that we would get along very well.
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There's an event where you plop uploaded alien brains into robots and they don't restart, because you are shit at robots.
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Seen on twitter: 'Who decided to call it "the list of satellites in graveyard orbit" and not "orbituaries"?'
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Just finished re-reading The Epistolary Experiment. Very nice stuff, a bit annoying to read in chronological order.
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@Archon ...it's much more nicely formatted in the book... 😄
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Moving responses here because it's vaguely ridiculous that we're on-topic in the #random channel and off-topic in #general.
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@o11o1 Yep, a big Precursor BDO. (Why a disk world, you ask? Why the shell-world of Thaliar, or any other dozen neutronium-henge artifacts scattered about the galaxy? Well, because sometimes eccentric gods want the epic space-god equivalent of a house designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.)
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@Morgrim Moon The tech is almost there (that being used to build the hexterranes of Corical is similar), but the practice in putting it into application isn't quite. No more than a thousand years off from "present time", though.
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The gaps in practice are mostly not in the physical construction, for that matter: it's in weaving together all the planetological-ecological cycles without the sort of loose ends that are going to come back and bite you in 25,000 years' time.
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Enderminion 01/29/2018 3:53 PM
yeah
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you might create a lethal bioweapon, by accident
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Or you might just end up with a "wait, where the hell is all this selenium coming from?" moment 'cause it turns out there was an unexpected interaction between your volcano-simulation cycle and the ocean-sediment recyclers that only shows up every millionth iteration or so...
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at least you can use Selenium for stuff
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but I bet it's some really silly bug like the volcano cycle timer understands leap seconds and the ocean cycle timer ignores them. (edited)
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so they very slowly desync
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but it's geological time anyway
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lol
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If someone like the mormons went door to door, how many of them would get killed per day, in the empire
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I Imagine they would either get arrested immediately, if they actually trespassed, or roundly ignored, if they didn't.
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I would imagine they would take advantage of the (presumably) somewhat open access provisions that exist for most "public" accessways to private homes during business hours, at least until their existance became somewhat known on the local 'nets ("Will no-one rid me of these troublesome mormons? Oh, wait.) and people start updating their property access permissions.
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Since I would imagine that while property is sacred, the uniform idea of "get off my lawn before my particle cannon charges" is perhaps not an entirely universal position.
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Yeah, to a first approximation... none. Ain’t no rule against politely requesting a discussion or access on someone’s threshold, so long as you take no for an answer. And last I checked, the Mormons have always been quite polite.
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That's what I figured, I guess? Basically the same outcome as here, then?
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Pretty much, only more courteously, I should think.
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A quick note that today's worldbuilding post, or rather link, is perhaps of relevance to those interested in the political differences/protest comments above: http://eldraeverse.com/2018/01/31/worldbuilding-conflict-mistake/
Those of you who read Slate Star Codex will probably have already seen this article; and those of you who don’t probably should read it, because I think it might be helpful in explaining the …
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A brief comnent-pointer for those interested in the rules of the Sacred Deal, the Market Peace's counterpart: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/01/28/vordon-planet-of-adventure/#comment-10176
Ultimate Argument Risk Control welcomes you to Vordon (Lis Corridor), also known as Merchome, and hopes your stay will be an enjoyable and profitable one! Whether you are, are looking to hire, or a…
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Is it okay to talk about potential spoilers for Vignettes of the Star Empire here?
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Given the publication date... go for it.
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I was nowhere near ready for Phoenix Falling
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brilliantly written, but sneaky slotting that much emotion in with little warning 😛
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Ian Bruene joined the server. 02/03/2018 8:55 PM
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Greetings
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Hallo.
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Enderminion 02/03/2018 8:56 PM
Hello
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hello.
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waves.
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2018 11:24 PM
你好
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2018 9:24 AM
http://lumecluster.com/making-of-sovereign-armor/ from the same creator that made the decorative armour for Felicia Day, here is a slightly more practical and even more ornate set, now with bonus glowy bits! (just in case @Overmind hasn't seen it yet)
Read Part 2: The Sovereign Armor / Marisha Ray photoshoot, shop update & what’s next? (Part 2 of 2) Animefest guest speaker (in August 2016) Having fun n stuff at New York Comic Con 2
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@Morgrim Moon I hadn’t! Thanks for the link.
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(And while I could readily see the former in my universe as a type of ornamental wear, this set does indeed look like it could serve for armor, as well as elegance.)
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Meanwhile, on an unrelated rant elsewhere: “When we see a picture of Silverfall Four - which is planned to be the cover art for Unnamed Third Collection - I’m going to be damn sure that there’s a nice big plaque on the side listing sponsor names and logos. (Not in English/Roman letters, obvs., but it should still be possible to make it clear that “This Mission Was Sponsored By Free Markets And Private Money Spent On A Glorious Endeavor”.) Just to spite all those buggers filling the Internet with “eww, he got his icky capitalist ambition in my world of whinecraft and socialized science” right now. Not sorry, bitchcakes.”
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@Morgrim Moon That armor link was very interesting. Thank you! 😃
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From the Culture-like starship names department, please welcome CMS Wearied By Your Pretentious Disasterbation to the party. (Civilization-uplift tender.)
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Meanwhile, abstract idea for ST-style phaser strips and other linear continious weapon systems that could be put on ship like curves. Abstract art. Spirals...
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Culture ship names are funny
Square joined the server. 02/11/2018 4:45 PM
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how long do I have to hold this thing?
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not even sure it is a beer
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Rum Antares
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Thank you for holding it
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Just don't jostle it too much. It's very sensitive
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Best comment so far on self-driving cars and our annoying fetish for trolley problems: https://twitter.com/avsa/status/962484317900431361
-WILL SELF DRIVING CARS KILL.. -No. It should brake -BUT WHAT IF THERE IS A KID ON THE.. -It should brake -AND FOUR KIDS ON THE OTHER.. -brake -What if it can’t? -better brakes -Slips?.. -better tires. And drive slower. -what if it’s inevitable? -THEN ITS NOT AI’S FAULT IS IT?
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but.... MUH TROLLEY
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Well, throw yourself under streamroller then.
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(While I prefer not to get too far into the details of how things designed by people much smarter than me work, I'm pretty sure that in the absence of a ridiculously high-scoring alternate solution the default of virtually all autonomous ground-cars in the 'verse for collision-avoidance is "decelerate as quickly as practical in a straight line" - this being because a straight line lets other vehicles and people, if they're somehow relevant, get out of your way . Swerving all over the place, whether cleverly or stupidly, means no-one else has a damn clue what to do.)
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Enderminion 02/12/2018 6:18 PM
If you have flying cars, change Z-level
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/12/2018 6:18 PM
I would think that there would be an industry committee that decided that.
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EPRI for flying cars
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I tend to the view that if you're in any vaguely sensibly engineered situation, by the time you hit a genuine Third Option-less trolley problem, you're already so deep into the cascade failure that nothing but direct weakly-divine intervention is going to significantly unfuck things. So, y'know, pray, weep, flip a coin, watch an episode of Gilligan's Island, explode, spontaneously become a herring, convert all your dogecoin holdings to Shiba Inu puppy gifs, whatever you like, 'cause the outcome isn't going to suck any less whatever you do, for all your control over it at this point. You're in the minuscule-probability chaotic danger zone. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2018 6:21 PM
the response of a human driver is "slam the brakes", I'm confused why it is seen as a bad option if the AI does the same
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/12/2018 6:21 PM
Certified FCSI STD. 8456455 compliant
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2018 6:22 PM
if the car behind doesn't have airbags and is going to be significantly damaged by running into you at speed... that's the fault of the car behind you? They've got a bad car AND are tailgating
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@Morgrim Moon Insert Joker meme: "But when an AI does it everybody loses their minds!"
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@Morgrim Moon And at least self-driving cars can be programmed to avoid that particular form of stupidity.
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2018 6:23 PM
and other ones, like "assume a road train can stop as fast as you can"
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Enderminion 02/12/2018 6:23 PM
that sounds like their was a story
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2018 6:23 PM
My dad hospitalised someone that cut off his truck, because momentum does not care for your puny plastic car (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/12/2018 6:24 PM
Evolution in action.
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Trains are good at teaching drivers the principles of momentum
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When I ride a bicycle, i am scared a lot more of cars than when I walk.
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Because, well, less ability to change direction, and I am intertwined with metal frame that would love to break and plunge in should car hit me at speed.
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Enderminion 02/13/2018 5:11 PM
@Overmind I know I asked before, but how do the Imperial Anti-RKKV superdreadnaughts stop RKKVs?
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again.
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BluejayHurricane 02/14/2018 10:21 PM
If I recall, lasers are mostly used for point defense (and extremely close ranged slugfests, but those tend to end with two clouds of expanding shrapnel and hot gas)
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Long large lasers to deflect said RKKV and fry it's guidance systems?
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And a little time-travel, to help aim.
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If memory serves.
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Yeah, the weapons used to deal with RKVs are substantially standard, as are the typical tactics: lasing (where possible) to send any systems on the RKV into thermal shutdown, then heavy kinetic AKVs (relativistic countermissiles) to disable, fragment, and deflect it enough to generate a miss. (edited)
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The thing that makes an anti-RKV superdreadnought particularly special, though - it's not like superheavy spinal mount mass drivers aren't seen elsewhere, although they're unusual - is its network of static-wormhole-based "tripwire" sensor drones. Situated well out from the system it's defending, they're what provide the advance warning you need to defend against RKVs, along with a convenient view-from-the-future of the engagement in which you will-already-have won, something which by the same rules as acausal logic rapidly converges to an optimal firing solution at well above normal engagement ranges. (edited)
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Fun things happen when your tripwires show you view where you will-already-have-lost (edited)
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(Why isn't this sort of system used in routine naval operations, I hear you cry? Well, two reasons. One is that it takes long enough to deploy the network of tripwires that any engagement will be long over unless you're playing one side's fixed defenses; the other is that building this sort of thing is ludicrously expensive even in a post-material-scarcity economy, and as such tends to be saved for otherwise uncounterable ex-threats. The latter is why most star nations rely on MAD via an RKV deterrent fleet rather than try and build defenses.) (edited)
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wait, how can the tripwires show the future of the dreadnought / system?
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shouldn't that be the other way around: dread can show the trips it's "future", but they could only send it back to that same time
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@NHO Indeed. Which is a general hazard with knight's-move oracles - although since anyone receiving an oracle showing their loss would instantly revise their battle plans, such things tend to converge the other way, or at least to an ordered withdrawal. Engagements where both sides are using oracles tend to be extremely inconclusive. 😃
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@Ian Bruene The tripwire drones are at the end of the wormhole that underwent relativistic time dilation, and so are in the future relative to the dreadnought.
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yes.... but the wormhole link connects dread.t=0 with trip.t=n. sending data either way moves it through time
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So while it's too late to do anything about what it senses locally, it sends the information it sees back to the dreadnought light-hours to light-days away/hours to days in the past, which it uses to compute the firing solution.
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I'm assuming here that you can't have a 1yr dilated hole less than one lightyear away
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(also not meaning for look-ahead scouting: that is straightforward. it is seeing the dread's future that I'm not getting)
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Last I checked, there ain't no rule that says you have to undergo relativistic time dilation in a straight line.
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but then causality tends to come around and break your knees with a lead pipe
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hmmm thinks through the geometry
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so dread.t=0 linked to trip.t=+1yr with trip.distance=.5lyr
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Also to bear in mind: they aren't seeing the future of the dreadnought . They're seeing the future of the engagement , which is happening at long-ass range.
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um, how does that make a difference?
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So, in a typical case, your light-day shell warns you that you have incoming, so you check your light-hour shell, which shows your countermissiles making successful intercept at three light-hours range, sort of thing.
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oh!
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...the numbers on that are wrong as I'm still caffeinating and typing while compiling, but you get the general idea. 😃
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I thought you were meaning some sort of "ship in a superposition that can't be directly observed" type wierdness
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Nope, just using sensor platforms in the future to make your OODA loop take place in less-than-no-time. Not weird at all, heh.
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I also keep forgetting that this is a universe where limited causality bending/g is allowed and doesn't simply release terrajoules of free energy on your ship 😄 (edited)
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s / breaking / bending
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oh, no, it edited that....
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didn't know Discord had that feature
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Nifty. I'll have to remember that one.
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But, yeah, I went with the (proposed in RL) hypothesis that causality/chronology protection is enforced by the destructive interference of quantum wavefunctions, such that the probability of any events that would violate it always come out zero.
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And the universe being lazy, the next highest probability is probably not going to be one of those freak splody things.
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Conveniently, this also allows for amusingly SFnal consequences like UNMOVED MONAD and probability kilns.
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mmhmm
Is That My Cow joined the server. 02/17/2018 8:59 PM
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"Massively parallel", reference to Schlock Mercenary?
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One does not simply not reference Schlock Mercenary
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Could be read as one, indeed, but really, serial vs. parallel is a pretty obvious step in taxonomizing mass killers, ne?
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(Heh. "Mass" killers. How apt.)
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Enderminion 02/18/2018 7:44 PM
Impactors tend to do that, quicky though, would releaseing cargo before impact increase the area of damage?
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What would the Empire think of the concept of "Damnatio memoriae"?
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@Enderminion I expect so, yes.
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We need to test this
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@Zarpaulek “Information must be preserved.” — from the Five Noble Precepts
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And even apart from the principle of the thing, those who go around deleting history are even more doomed to repeat it.
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And those who go around maliciously deleting history, well...
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"To attempt to control what another person can see is to attempt to control what they can think."
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About as close to the idea [damnatio memoriae] as one is likely to see is that while the identities of certain notoriety-seeking criminals will, of course, be properly recorded by the courts, the press may adopt the informal convention of referring to them as “Some Asshole”. That way, the information is preserved for those who may need it, but while they could , the public by and large doesn’t bother looking up the specific details of Some Asshole #47. (edited)
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Those who control the present control the past, whoever controls the past controls the future
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(Paraphrased from Orwell's 1984)
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wasn't that Kane?
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Enderminion 02/19/2018 9:20 AM
no...
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"He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.” George Orwell, 1984. the full quote
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But do you have butts?
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@Ian Bruene “When life gives you no butts, don’t not let yorself get kicked in the but. Make life take the no buts back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn no buts, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson you no buts! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the buts! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible nonexistent but that burns your house down!”
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65% more bullet per bullet
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Warning. Standing near the Sentry Turret may cause its Empathy Suppressor to accidentally activate, greatly reducing the Sentry Turret's feelings of empathy toward its foe.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/19/2018 3:42 PM
Cave Johnson is my co-pilot
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Very Kerbal
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Stellaris observer mode has been fitted with morale-boosting upgrades.
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I think stargates one would be... ironic, but in place for Eldraeverse
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Enderminion 02/21/2018 6:53 AM
bah, should say mostly harmless instead of mostly safe
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it would make less sense if not familiar with the Guide
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Enderminion 02/22/2018 5:21 PM
who's not?
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I think I'm going to link to this in my upcoming questions-and-answers post:
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[Taken from here.] I. Deep in the forest, thousands of miles from civilization, there is an isolated village. It has not seen contact with any other humans for a long time. It is, however, a pleasa…
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Scott Alexander beats the usual collection of weak-man arguments to death with a shovel. I applaud.
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And I forgot to ask my question.
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Can external entities - individuals or corporations - buy citizen-shares not for citizenship, but for share part, as investment? See PLEX in EVE Online.
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Of course, if they do, there are restrictions on using citizen part of citizen-share that are the same as for everyone applying directly to Eldrae.
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Differently, false vacuum hypothesis, spun around: Our vacuum is true vacuum, but it can be spun into more excited states of locally false vacuum, as nice battery and some other bonuses.
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[can external entities buy citizen-shares] No, per the Charter: "The Empire, as a corporation sovereign, shall issue a number of shares of citizen stock equivalent to the number of Imperial citizens. Such shares shall be nontransferable, and issued to each citizen-shareholder of the Empire at the point of their becoming so, and shall confer the rights of citizenship with ownership. Such stock shall be purchased by the new citizen at the current floating market price, and shall be repurchased by the Empire from their estate upon the citizen’s death, or from the citizen directly should they renounce their citizenship on some future date." -- Section II, Article I, para. 1. Alphas I was of the opinion that strictly tying shareholding to citizenship would avoid awkward allegiance problems and conflicts of interest down the line, especially the kind he hadn't thought of. (edited)
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Ah, missed that, thank you.
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Wait, the founder didn't think of everything right off the bat? Burn it all down the whole thing is unworkable!
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Of course, outworlders can still buy all the Imperial bonds they like. Not like they're going to turn down foreign money if it's offered to them... but that's a purely financial instrument.
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Hey, only 12 amendments in 8,000 years is a pretty good track record! 😃
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Or record of making amendments damn hard.
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^_^
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If you can change your constitutional law as easily as regular law, it's not really constitutional law, now is it?
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So it can't adapt to my hysteria this week!? Burn it all down the whole thing is unworkable!
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(funny how far you can take things when facts are irrelavant)
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well, until a fact caves in your skull or something
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(And, really, it's just in the same fine tradition as making regular law damn hard. They didn't come up with that two-thirds to pass, one-third to repeal system because they thought people should go around casually legislatin'.)
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Two-thirds to legislate is definitely sensible.
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Though, one-thirds to repeal?!
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Yeah. It's supposed to be easy to kill off bad law. And if it gets one-third of the Senate out in arms against it, it's probably bad law.
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(Imagine applying these percentages to the US Congress, and watch every piece of violently partisan stupidity go down in flames within a week. ...of course, I may be giving too much credit to Congress by imagining that they could muster up a two-thirds majority to keep murder illegal.) (edited)
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To be frank „easy to kill off bad laws“ just means „easy to kill off laws“ and looking at any multi-party system today... to be frank, any parliamentary system that hasn‘t caught the american two-party-stupidoum would collapse into non-lawness on relatively short order.
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Or rather, it would be a constant tug of war between introduction and repaling.
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Sounds like a huge improvement. Let's do that
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Re tug-of-war: If you have your two-thirds-plus to pass, your opposition don't have (then) the one-third to repeal. It's no more prone to that than a 50% system.
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And bear in mind, this system was developed by people who had an awareness that all law is enforced at the end of a weapon, and a corresponding very firm opinion that whatever it sought to achieve should be of commensurate importance, generality, and ethical/scientific/praxical correctness. If you can't get a firm, consistent, and lasting two-thirds majority and preferably rather more to agree on it, declare they, then it almost certainly isn't.
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But then, I would also assume that the Senators of the Imperial Senate debate in a sensible thoughtful mindset where short-term reward has been thoroughly short-circuited, and the rhetorical level makes the euphemisms for lying the British parliament has look like sticks and stones.
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Well, yes. Mostly.
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Example for exemption?
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Well, historically, there was the case of Ancas Iliastren, whose best-known political position was the acknowledgement of the personal divinity of Ancas Iliastren.
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(Sortition does occasionally throw up the odd amiable eccentric to lovable lunatic, after all. And admittedly, she performed well as a Senator in all other respects.)
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(Side note: declaring yourself a god may be crazy, but it's not the dangerous kind of "pernicious irrationality" crazy, not per se . Besides, when you're sufficiently postsoph, you can argue the point pretty well.)
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Well no one ever said that the Eldrae were cursed with false humility.
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To quote The Darth Side , "Humility is a virtue... if you're low."
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If you compare the codes of the Sith and Jedi (at least the ones in KOTOR) the Code of the Jedi is great.... for a plant. The Code of the Sith is great.... if the people who claim to follow it weren't also dedicated to being as evil as possible
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(CoJ isn't all bad: some/many people really do need to calm their mind. But that is a temporary measure.)
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Oh, and something a bit different I have been wondering about... how long does it take to grow a standard Eldrae-size sleeve, @Overmind?
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Ah, Clickspring. Definitely well-paid export show.
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I mean, guy getting archaeological data and redoing ancient mechanical systems while talking in calm, smooth voice about particular bits of technology and methodology he choose to use? Definitely one of the fun genres for Eldrae. Plus, results are beautiful.
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Also, hand-crafted work with simple tools he now forges himself. Talk about dedication to a craft.
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And "There are pros and there are cons compared to modern mass-produced tools", see last bit about drill and the vice.
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Morgrim Moon 02/27/2018 7:33 AM
I was thinking earlier that Shark Tank may be another show that would translate well. (The non-competative investor show)
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Eh, it would need to be nicer and better thought out, from what I've heard of it.
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say, the british shark tank?
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Morgrim Moon 02/27/2018 6:30 PM
the aussie one is pretty good, the panel gives useful tips and information to the failed projects and some have been invited back in 6 months for another go
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Huh. Didn't know that. I'll keep that in mind.
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[length of time to grow bioshell] @Unknown There’s considerable variation by clade, but a typical vatjob grows over a few days, thanks to the growth-accelerating nanomachines. (You can push it as far as a few hours, but that’s guaranteed to leave you with an assortment of single-bit errors and heat damage. Not advisable for anything but a throwaway. ) (edited)
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how long would the throwaway last?
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for, say, if you find yourself in need of a throwaway for combat use or some sort of heist?
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Maybe like that bioprinted clone Kovacs made in the Netflix version of Altered Carbon.
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Not sure why the series went that route, the arena already had a ninja sleeve that he could have used.
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I'll be honest, I'm not a fan of the Bioprinter, or the idea that you can easily print bodies at AC levels in one piece.
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With Eldraeverse tech, keeping cells in stasis and alive while still generating tissue bonds is no issue, but printing an entire body would present nasty tissue necrosis and stability issues that are hard to address.
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I get the impression that is is not Bio-printing, so much as it is growing at the maximum rate allowed by nano-tech and a massive feed of necessary materials and energy.
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I'm talking about the Altered Carbon Bioprinters, @Archon
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Not accelerated growth/fluid cell aggregation.
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That is actually quite plausible, once you have a big enough cell reactor set-up and the cooling to remove all of the metabolic waste heat.
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Ah, then I've never had anything to do with them, and if they work like meat 3-d printers, even a little bit, that's a terrible idea.
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I mean, dead meat is no problem to print.
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Keeping the meat alive and functional throughout the printing process when you can't pump blood through the body however... is a wee bit more complicated.
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Yeah.
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Also, cell replication. Human stem cells take a baseline of on average roundabout 6 hours to make a fully functional replica. And lots of complex, at times exotic precursor compounds.
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That would be pretty easy to hack once you got to a transhuman understanding of biology, no?
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Especially when any precursor compound which is well defined can be synthesiszed by the vat.
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Depends. It's chemistry and entropy. It can definitely be speed up, the question is how fast. And how much can you fudge with particle distribution without raising the local energy level to the point where it breaks other stuff?
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Biopolymers and enzymes break really quickly, so heat management is a major concern.
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Oh thats fair. (edited)
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I was going to suggest shifting the whole chemical basis to something more high-energy tolerant.
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But at that point, you may as well use a mechanical shell.
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(for most of the uses a throwaway bio-shell might have, surely a mechanical one would be better. With some kind of fake outer coating, if socialization is needed.)
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I realized yesterday that logically there must be martial arts disciplines deigned for Fusions
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(and they probably don't function according to the "Attack the other guy one at a time" principle) (edited)
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I mean, @Archon, Bio is quality of life, at most. I actually found it quite noticeable that most people still seem to prefer the heavily upgraded bio-sleeves. Like, even the armed forces still have bio riding inside the suits and the tanks.
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Yeah. I suppose you can do some pretty interesting things with a lot of work and the Keath as an example, but still.
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So, saw this on G+, in New Social Problems of The Now:
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Teach your kids that AIs are like stuffed animals Don't let your child bully Alexa So while I was wallowing in a headache the other day, so it probabl... - Shava Nerad - Google+
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ObMe: “Hardly a problem limited to children, either. Of course, even in the days when AI assistants in the 'verse were no more than simple Alexa-style systems, they were not programmed to put up with such behavior, or even simple rudeness, from the squishies. Partly, that's mechanimism and a general respect for the inanimate. Partly, it's going along with the general feeling that people who can't be bothered to at least thumb through the first couple of chapters of Madame Allatrian's Garden of Exquisitely Correct Etiquette don't deserve any assistance, anyway. Or a place in polite society, which is, after all, polite society. After all, if disharmony had no consequences, harmony would not be prized.”
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Teaching your child not to be a Grade A Jackass? Sure.
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Acting as though being mean to an expert system is just this side of rape? Yeah...... no.
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(meaning the people on this planet that do that, can we just nuke the place already?)
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Well, it’s not like they burn people alive for rudeness.
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On most occasions, anyway.
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Enderminion 03/03/2018 6:54 PM
lol
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Well, you know how it goes. You insult Lady Sargas, next thing you know, the Constabulary are investigating how you fell down the stairs.
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Into a furnace.
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With a double-bitted axe between your shoulder blades.
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Worst case of suicide they ever saw.
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I'm pretty sure insulting a Sargas is suicide under any reasonable definition
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Hmm. The Impression I get is the main reason that adults get annoyed with/are rude to Alexa-type expert systems is because they are kinda incompetent?
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And then children learn that from people, maybe?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 6:58 PM
^^^^^^
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BluejayHurricane 03/03/2018 6:58 PM
I would disagree. I tend to find them quite capable.
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Enderminion 03/03/2018 6:58 PM
as long as you say the right things
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Not an excuse, though, even if it’s a reason.
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I would imagine part of it is also exploratory behavior: seeing just how far you can push the thing before the system doesn't know what to do
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:00 PM
Siri is a disaster. Google is better but I still regularly confuse it.
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Just wait until they can challenge you to the field of honor.
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Predator drones at dawn.
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BluejayHurricane 03/03/2018 7:02 PM
Or worse, lawyers.
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Look, if they count as people then I can fire them.
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And hire someone more competent.
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Like a keyboard.
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(And a web browser)
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Enderminion 03/03/2018 7:03 PM
yeah
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esp. in a state where you can fire people at wil
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:12 PM
If they are sophont enough to be a person, then they get treated as one. Otherwise, yelling at them is no worse than crumpling up a particularly annoying paper form. Bad taste to do it in public, but in private?
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* slight adendum that doing it to a sub-sophont sentient puts you in Royal Jackass territory even if it isn't anything "actionable".
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BluejayHurricane 03/03/2018 7:19 PM
Where do animals fall in that?
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sub-sophont sentients
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someone who is mean to animals is far more likely than not someone I don't want to deal with in general: it's never just one thing messed up about a person
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That's quite fair, I guess. Though there is a line there; shouting at a cat which just broke a vase seems within reason, while kicking it for no reason is ... not what I want to see in a person.
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indeed
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:21 PM
Arguably sub-sophont sentients (like pets) you have to yell at sometimes....it is not like they understand non-emotional language
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In the virtue ethics paradigm, it’s not just about how it affects anyone else, and more about what it says about you . When one of those virtues is harmony, specifically embracing courtesy, kindness, and refinement, bullying and insulting your automata declares you a soph of low character. (And since most sophs are not good at building Chinese walls between different parts of their praxis, it’s usually also a pretty good clue as to how you relate to people who aren’t in a position to respond to you as you deserve.) (edited)
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"what it says about you" <---- bingo
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Fair enough, I guess.
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(I don't really have a horse in this race; The current systems don't do anything I want, as far as I know, so I don't use them)
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but this also shades into having a clear understanding where "hunk of metal" ends and "thing that I should be nice to" begins
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That's a interesting question; where do you put that line?
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(Puppy-kicking, incidentally, is universally recognized there as a form of suicide. Violence against an adorable dependent household member? They won’t even bother to arrest you.)
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Fair enough.
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@Overmind you need to get your alien patrons to publish the theory and mechanism about grades-of-sentience.
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*publish on this planet
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From the mechanimist perspective, you adopt the similar-to-Shintoist perspective of showing respect and politeness to the kami of the object.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:27 PM
Our earth dogs are pack animals that use (usually low grade) fighting to establish order. If you don't (for instance) knock around some large dogs, that will treat you like you are subservient... Which can lead to bad behavior problems
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Of course, you should not overdo it. But the line can be hard to discern
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Then you end up with different behavioral problems.
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My wife and I have two large dogs, who haven’t got anything stronger than a sharp word or a disappointed look from us, and who behave just fine. (Also, research has moved on quite a bit - much of what we thought about wolf-packs was learnt from observing groups of unrelated wolves in the stress of captivity. Newer studies seem to suggest that in a state of nature they operate essentially as families, cooperatively, and violent dominance-assertion is very rare in a healthy pack.) (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:33 PM
And I've seen badly behaved dogs who were under that/your discipline. I depends on the character of the dog in question. (edited)
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If dogs can be well-behaved without it, and poorly behaved with it, then it doesn't seem to be a good way to get dogs to behave.
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@Archon incorrect generalization
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If you say so.
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Enderminion 03/03/2018 7:35 PM
I would say, never make generalizations, but that is a generalization
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Trouble is, it’s like applying those techniques to reform badly-behaved humans. You either break them, or make them worse. The former is... functional, but not virtuous as a way to treat either people or not-quite-people.
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the argument is that some dogs have a temperment that works with nothing more than a strong word. Some other dogs have a temperment that needs stronger action
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(whether that argument is true or not is irrelevant to this)
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Ah, Sure.
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@Overmind plus; humans have a tendency to ratchet the violence level fast
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so at minimum need to bias heavily in the other direction
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That's how you win fights; humans use talking for status games. (edited)
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So I would definitely agree with you, there.
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With regards to humans needing to think very carefully before trying to use violent tactics for anything other than destroying something.
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Because that is hard.
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Also, I find, dog are smart enough to respond to incentives. If you want them to follow you, you have to convince them you’re worth following. If you come off as Mister-Barks-Orders-And-Demands-Obedience, the dog will quite rightly think “Who is this jackass, and why the hell should I follow him?”
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No dog XP, but I find this plausible
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I've spent time looking at some of the...... darker..... parts of the homeschooling movement. Yeah.
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Oh dear.
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(TL;DR: there are quite a few people who should be given the option of either having their head put in an industrial press, or dropped in a volcano)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/03/2018 7:45 PM
Why should they follow me? Because I know where the ducks are. And fetch is the best game ever
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BWHAHAHAHA. Someone on /r/nier posting about being blown away. Only 4hrs in......
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he is going to overload his blown-away meterby the time he is halfway through at this rate
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Yeah, but that falls under the "being worth following" side of things. I'm pretty sure ours follow us because we deliver Always Good Eating, warm beds, and plenty of fun and affection, which translates pretty well cross-species as "these guys are a worthy alpha couple, so we're down with following them". No intimidation required. (edited)
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They're an incredibly social species (with, per brain research, a specialization in humans), so social-fu works wonders.
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Morgrim Moon 03/03/2018 10:59 PM
I've found that while actually committing violence to a dog doesn't work, knowing the dog's cues for threatened violence can work wonders. I had a strange dog try to attack me once, and spent about 10 minutes in a standoff with it snarling and flinging the aggressive dog body language back at it (without touching the dog or moving a step towards it) because every time I tried de-escalating it lunged and would have bitten me. But because it thought that I was perfectly willing to get into a fight with it and confident I could win, it slowly started to think okay maybe attacking this human is a bad idea and fled with its tail down. (Then I rushed home and called the rangers, because if I'd backed off it was going to bite me, and most people haven't grown up with packs of working dogs and wouldn't know all the social cues and that dog was going to hurt someone if it wasn't caught)
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On earlier conversations ( @Unknown ), the 'verse doesn't so much support that level of bioprinting. (About as close as you can get are organ printers, which do 3D printing of stem cells in smart gel, and supports them until they fuse into tissues and organs, but if you can't support it by letting it sit in a tank of perfusate, it's not going to work. And is now old tech, anyway. You can't make a fully integrated body that way, but by printing various organs and tissues, assembling them onto a prefab artificial skeleton, adding some nanofactories, and globbing the whole mess together - well, you can make a bioroid.) (edited)
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Actually growing bioshells is done in a variant healing vat (or a regular healing vat in a pinch), where the cell-clusters of the body to be float in a bath of perfusate and the vat's nanomachinery - including assorted in-cell nanosomes - forces the cellular machinery through the steps of self-replication and growth orders of magnitude faster than would ordinarily be the case, while supplying nutrients, whisking away wastes, and doing thermal control. So it's basically the normal process, only technologically accelerated. Don't watch through the lid of the vat, even if you can see in a spectrum that the perfusate is transparent to. Watching meatbodies grow in real-time is really creepy .
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Insofar as there's much natural left in the process anyway, that is. The thing to remember is that in the most recent era, the boundary between squishie and clankie is very fuzzy indeed. "Bioshell" in practice means "self-replicating nanocyborg". (And in the armed forces, that means a milspec bioshell in an M-70 Havoc or N45 Garrex has functionally no survivability delta via-a-vis stripping out the meat and inserting a cogence core with some myosynth muscles, or for that matter vis-a-vis the bodies a lot of digisapiences prefer to wear to war, such as the M-70i (Bloc II) Adamant Legionary .)
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((That latter, incidentally, is approximately what you would get if you crossbred an M-70 Havoc with Mecha-Shelob.))
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Why not print organs separately to deal with heat management and then assemble them together and switch from live, but low-power to just live more?
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@Overmind Halleluja, people can do their research on Biotech and think about it! (I had debates with another transhumanist on Spacebattles about full-body Bioprinting on several occasions about why it isn‘t as simple as shown. It left me somewhat frustrated.) @NHO That would be the aforementioned Bioroid. Or in EP terminology, a Pod. (edited)
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@Overmind yeah, my take on that problem - rapid whole-body construction - you discussed would be to contain heat in a printing plane, and put everything below that into low-temperature, so tissues would hibernate, then, after printing is done, raise core temperature and turn the biology fully on, possibly with some mechanical support
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Thermodynamics don‘t work that way.
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Plus, you still have the issue that all your arteries and body cavities are filled with stabilisation gel...
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I want to draw a schematic of what I am talking about, but yeah.
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2018 1:55 AM
the latter is a much harder issue
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Plan B would be more silly and somewhat stolen from 6th Day: Generic body with all organs already in place, but with capability to rapidly change code when flooded with specialized virii.
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A Stem Template? Not unfeasable per se...
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2018 2:03 AM
that could work. Have a couple of different build options, apply facial tissue, hair, eyes and maybe final epidermal layer to client's request, and that'd work for the period without fast building because even with slower tech you could pull it off in a few days
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Or just do surface cosmetic alterations. IIRC that‘s how some clones of the cheaper variety are handled in EVE Online.
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It would work for rapid purchase-to-use time, but not for say, rapid prototyping, or actually speeding mass manufacture.
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But I suppose it is often easy to run 5 iterations of a cheap, easy process than to run 1 of a expensive hard, process, if they have the same approximate yield.
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the 5 cheap processes also gives you a larger design space in which to explore optimizations for cost, time, and working with inferior reagents
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so you can look into the "fast but expensive" options, the "cheap but slow" options, and "we can do this in a cave with a box of spare parts" options. (edited)
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Okay, so I'm doing some reading for my philosophy/cognitive science class, and I just saw this quote.
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"The second worry ( related to but not identical to the first) is that many feelings and emotions look to have a clear chemical or hormonal basis and hence ( hence?) may be resistant to reproduction in any merely electronic medium. Sure, a silicon-based agent can play chess and stack crates, but can it get drunk, get an adrenaline high, experience the effects of ecstasy and acid, and so on?"
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This was proposed as a argument against a computational theory of intelligence.
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And just like. What?
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Shrug The quote has a point - But only halfway. In itself it is correct. The context as described looks dubious though.
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Just means you need an endocrine system equivalent if you want to take human-like neural patterns all the way. Que‘s-qe ce le problem? (edited)
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It's not a invalid fact; simulating the effect of a specific drug would be quite hard. But why would you do that.
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But it in no way makes it impossible to create intelligence/conciouness in a non-organic mind. (edited)
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Considering graphene and CNT are very likely to be used in nano-combustrate, I‘d be careful with the „non-carbon“ qualifier.
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And agreed - It doesn‘t make it impossible.
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The Author of the book I'm reading disagrees with the quote; they were using it as a lead-in for a explanation of P-zombies, and why you'd get those instead. So it's kind of a strawman, I guess. (edited)
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...That‘s rather stupid.
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We can‘t even disprove we are P-zombies ourselfs!
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It's supposed to be a babies first intro to cognitive science.
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As a second year philosophy course.
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Which I am taking to have time off from my engineering course.
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As a spin-off from the discussion over on #random, here's how IP works: For the purposes of the Empire’s intellectual property law (and to a large extent that of the Associated Worlds as a whole, the Empire having been a major influence on the Accord on Intellectual Property), protected information and the artificial rights over it is divided into three categories: artworks, instruments, and facts. Artworks are creative efforts that exist for their own sake; they are protected by transferable copyright for a period of one century (144 years Imperial). After this period expires, the artwork passes into the public knowledge pool, and can be freely copied and derived from, except inasmuch as the creator retains a perpetual right of proper attribution, and lifetime moral rights (which are indeed perpetual for corporate lifespan in the case of corporate creators) to prevent the non-consensual creation of derivative works distorting, mutilating, or defaming the original work. A “fair use” proviso permits limited excerpts to be made from artworks without explicit permission from the copyright holder.
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Instruments are creative efforts that exist to serve a purpose, not for their own sake; they can be protected by patents for a period of one quarter-century (36 years Imperial). An Imperial patent is “must-license”; it does not permit the holder to exclude other parties from making use of the technology covered by the patent, but does permit the holder to set a licensing fee which must be paid to them by other parties making use of the technology, on a one-price-for-all basis. An instrument, like an artwork, passes into the public knowledge pool when the patent expires. Facts are not the result of a creative effort; they are discovered, not invented or composed. Facts can be “protected” by a discoverer's license, which assures the holder a fixed payment of 0.72% of profits deriving from commercial uses of the fact or collection of facts in question for a period of one quarter-century from the first such commercial use. A compilation of facts, as in an encyclopedia, can be copyrighted under the same terms as an artwork. Neither patents nor discoverer’s licenses can be applied to knowledge deemed commonly known, prior art, or obvious. For example: a computer game is an artwork; the engine upon which that game runs is an instrument; the algorithms upon which that engine depends are facts.
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creation of derivative works distorting, mutilating, or defaming the original work. I would assume this however excludes fair use for criticism of the artwork, @Overmind?
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Yes.
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...inasmuch as it's criticism of the work .
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how would something like a Let's Play (with associated comentary) fall?
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given that Eldraeverse corps aren't blithering morons who can't see free advertising if they were bashed in the face with it
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That's almost certainly on the okay side of the line.
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Most likely, depending on quality: better LP, less you pay corp and more corp pays you?
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But again, individual contracts.
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Criticism-of-the-work-wise: basically, you can say what you want about what's actually there. If your criticism on the other hand bears no reasonable resemblance to what's actually in the book (take the average leftist journo discussing Atlas Shrugged , for example), then you get to find out that there ain't no Death of the Author - there's Undeath of the Author, and they're about to eat your brains. Metaphorically speaking.
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Which is just a restatement, really, of how you can have your own opinion freely, but you aren't entitled to your own facts. The freedom to speak not being the freedom to deceive, etc., etc.
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having your own opinion covers what is good in "death of the author" anyway: works effect people in different ways. You don't need to kill an author for that
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* modulo the very common case wher an author is tapping into something deeper than they understand. But again, don't need to kill the guy
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Re Let's Plays, fanfic, etc.: While technically you could clamp down on those during the initial copyright period, most authors, companies, etc., don't, because, hey, it's all good and we'll happily license it. After that period, they can't, and all you have to worry about are those moral rights, belike.
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Those , by and large, are used by creators and rights-holders almost exclusively to - to pick a fandom I'm familiar with - bitch-slap the hell out of people writing the work-specific equivalent of Sweet Apple Massacre or Fall of Equestria .
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if you have a tabletop RPG, (or a computer game based on rules that could be interpreted as a tabletop RPG) are the rules of the fictional reality (the definition of attack rolls and the health system, say) considered to be an Artwork or a compilation of Facts? (let us presume this is an original ruleset rather than an extension of a now-public-domain ruleskit )
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To parallel the computer game example: the fluff is an artwork, the crunch is an instrument.
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so after 36 years I can reuse the crunch of an existing game long as I correct Attribute the parts upon which I am building?
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as long as I make my own setting for it (or wait the 144 years for the setting fluff to also go public) ?
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Yeah.
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regarding "must-liscence" are you allowed to set absurdly high fees if you really want to keep your instruments private?
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You can, but remember that it's one price for all, and that it's not exactly private. Doing so is likely not to your advantage.
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so the fee must be "flat", and cannot be "per thousand widgets manufactured" or whatever ?
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Well, then people who want to use your instruments will either wait you out or band together in one corporation that will get the instruments and will use them better?
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And, of course, you always have the option of just not securing a patent at all and keeping it proprietary. That doesn't protect you against independent discoverers, but it does mean you don't have to publish the details.
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No, it just has to be the same terms for everyone. You get to set a license fee and conditions on whatever terms you like, but you can't set it at this much for licensee A and that much for licensee B.
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and if you have a really fancy "for all" terms that actually has a dozen if conditions in it, then it's something people can challenge you about in court
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...which also seems to imply that "free for student use" is not a valid licensing clause ?
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Not for a patent.
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could i do something like "first copy of this software is 1 dollar, then the next ten copies are 20 dollars, and then each following part of a hundred units is 400 dollars ?" (edited)
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where people who want to mess around and see if they want to go big time can try it for super cheap, but going commercial has the actual real pricing?
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That's not a patent license - those'd be for licensing algorithms/engines/libraries to developers. Licensing software to users is a copyright license, which these rules don't apply to.
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How do they deal with included licenses? If an insturmental patent makes use of several discovered facts but charges a fixed usage fee, who pays the included discovery royalties, especially if the insturment is rather opaque. (Some of the MPEG-LA and FATfs stuff for example "here")
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Hm. What's Frameslip drive? A fittle?
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I presume it to be some Einstein-mocking ftl drive, to r something to the like
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@NHO already asked my question.
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Picker-pocker sounds funny and I presume is something very terrifying with action on a distance
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peeker-pocker
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From the name it probably is a set/get operation on fundemental variables
14:50
like the old BASIC PEEK/POKE commands
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beware that you don't poke the power supply the wrong way
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beware that you don't poke the power supply the wrong way
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pffft, Discord please stop being screwy
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The frameslip drive will be, indeed, a fittler. It works as a second-order extension of vector control tech: by futzing with the vector-scalar (Higgs) field, it doesn't just - and here I oversimplify hugely - doesn't just jigger with the relationship between true and inertial mass, but actually reduces true mass, which since mass-energy is conserved, necessarily increases c within the drive's field bubble. Space-time at the superficies reconciles this with the rest of the universe by getting all squishy ahead and stretchy behind the field bubble, creating something very similar to an Alcubierre warp.
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BluejayHurricane 03/12/2018 4:29 PM
Wait, what is the difference between true and inertial mass?
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Cautionary note: There may not be one [a difference between true and inertial mass] in reality. But essentially, there are several conceptually distinct properties that we call mass: inertial mass (how much the object resists acceleration under force); active and passive gravitational mass (how much gravity it makes, i.e., how much it bends space-time, and how strongly it interacts with gravity, respectively); mass in the sense of mass-energy equivalence (what I'm calling true mass), and quantum mass (which I won't attempt to paraphrase since I don't understand it well enough). (edited)
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These are all equal (or at least proportional), and by experiment we've never demonstrated any difference between them (although Einstein argued at the start of general relativity that inertial mass and passive gravitational mass are and must be the same thing) but we don't actually have a theory or proof stating that they all are the same thing.
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For the purposes of inventing vector control, I assume that inertial/passive gravitational mass are the same thing, but aren't necessarily the same thing as true mass; it's just that the coupling constant between them happens to be 1. A standard vector-control core tweaks that coupling constant so that inertial mass is lower within its field bubble, and so you get more acceleration for the same force.
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(You may also recognize this as a somewhat-tweaked version of the operating principle of the Mass Effect . 😄 )
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well it's not like you were ever shy about those iinfluences 😛
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*that influence
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As for the peeker-poker (and @Ian Bruene is entirely correct about the etymology), it's basically the quintessence of information physics. The implication of "it is bit" is that you can, theoretically, both query and make arbitrary changes to the properties of mass-energy just like editing rows in a database. The peeker-poker does that. (If you've read Greg Bear's Anvil of Stars , it's similar but not identical to the "noach" reality-hacking tricks used in that.)
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MarcusAurelius 03/12/2018 4:54 PM
This thing sounds wonderfully (great) game-breaking. I presume the Empire is the first in the Associated Worlds to get it?
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Given the complexity this device must entail one wonders if the RoV homeworld has undergone gravitational collapse from the quantity of bricks that have been crapped
16:56
they could never keep up with that after all
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Advantage of hiring all the mad scientists.
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(given that they were still the same at that point)
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When I do that write-up of Resplendent Exponential Vector, one of the things mentioned is that right outside the starport passenger terminal at Asymptote Down, they built one of these: http://totallyhistory.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mc-escher-waterfall.jpg
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Just as a quick way of reminding visitors that on this planet? They're all Natural Lawyers, man. Multiply-degreed experts in loophole-abuse.
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...Regarding Mass Effect, I‘m pretty sure there was/still is an artefact somewhere when an entry talks about carriers. It‘s pretty much a direct quote about the operational principle of carriers in the ME codex.
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deploy drones?
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Since they are not generally maneuverable enough or well enough protected (*the massive flight deck of a carrier is essentially a corridor through the armor into the heart of the vessel*) to survive heavy attack, they are usually held back from engagements[...] It is possible to recover and rearm fighters during combat, though most carriers seal the flight deck and try to stay out of the way. *The flight deck is essentially a corridor through the armor and into the heart of the vessel.* A single well-placed torpedo is enough to gut a carrier. Note the parts between the stars. Which actually suprises me the most for the spacecraft design in the Eldraeverse considering AKVs would logicaly not need a flight deck and just be docked in bulk docks under some wipple shielding along the spine of the spacecraft. (edited)
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probably usefull to have an enclosed space for maintence
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I did consider the "wear your AKVs" design - but here's why the IN didn't go for it:
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1. Servicing - by which I mean, in many cases, refueling and rearming on the go, which is something you may have to do many times during an engagement. (A nimble AKV in the inner engagement envelope burns through fuel and ammo both fast , especially since it's also got to be small.) If you put the AKV bays outside the hull, not only are they less accessible for anything that requires in-person attention, but you're basically covering your hull in access points leading directly through the armor to the fuel stores and magazines.
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mmhmm
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This makes the flight-deck vulnerable spot look mild by comparison.
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:49 PM
yes
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outside riders feels like something you would use for "ok, we piled up a bunch of scrap, DROP IT TOWARDS THE ENEMY AND RUN"
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On the other hand, now you're stuck armoring the entire parasite bay in the mainline armor belt too.
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And "in-person attention" is a little quaint when you can litteraly mind-jack a dozen utility spiders at once.
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2. Bear in mind how AKVs get to engagements. In long-range cases this can involve a thruster pack; in short-range cases they can go under their own power. But how do you maximize AKV endurance when keeping the carrier back from the furball?
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(That counts as in-person.)
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Well, you save them the fuel needed to accelerate to get there, and you fire the buggers out of a giant mass-driver launch tube.
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What about laser/beamliner launch?
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:51 PM
but how much velocity can you get out of a mass driver?
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what kind of performance do AKVs have relative to say a DD? (combat endurance and such: how far away can you drop them and still have them get to the target perform a useful function and get back?)
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@Enderminion Metric fuckery, I can say from here.
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With vector control, a megafuckton. Technical term.
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:52 PM
but you still have to slow into the furball unless you are fine with just two attack runs
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I wish AR had performance figures that can be expected from a driver
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the CODE guy found that it isn't simple
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Sure, they still have to decelerate to match the target, but skipping the acceleration saves half the remass.
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(In a long engagement, they also have to get home, which is more mass that you can't avoid... but every little helps.)
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:54 PM
1/5, you still have to slow, engage in combat, boost for return, and dock, your just cutting out the first boost to target (edited)
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Half the approach remass, obvs.
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:54 PM
yeah
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And depending on how things go, they may not need to come back if you can go pick 'em up. Or you may not care about how fast they come back. Lots of variables, here.
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 3:55 PM
I always assume the carrier is out of the furball, like 10-30 light seconds out
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The other side of things with flight decks and armoring - you can concentrate armor on the doors as long as you stay at a good range; close in, it's easy to sneak a shot through an open bay door, but at long range, we're into golden BB territory. Most designers do put some armor on the inside of the flight deck, but considering that during operations it's basically full of fuel, live ammunition, and the AKVs those are intended for, making an FD shot survivable is a very non-trivial problem, best solved by not getting shot there.
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On a side note - AKVs tend to use, um, energetic drive systems, in the "starts with fusion torches and works its way up". You may be looking at an antimatter torch with metastable metallic hydrogen attitude thrusters, and that's before we get to anything weapony. One of those goes up in the bay... you're mission-killed at best. (Imagining the consequences of one going up on the outside of the hull offers the amusing image of a very distinctive pattern of craters as all the rest go up popcorn-style in sympathetic detonation.)
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 4:02 PM
ow
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I always thought the NSWR was a great option for torch missles: too psycho-dangerous for a manned ship, but ridiculous performancce if you can make it work
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 4:03 PM
IIRC it is about the same as meta-stable mH
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maybe a little bit better
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or use a Thermonuclear Lithium Deuteride Rocket
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which is the same thing, just you mix in Li-6 D so that you have a fusion rocket
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nice
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hadn't heard of that onw
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one
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Enderminion 03/13/2018 4:05 PM
also saves fissionables
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Yeah, I can easily see AKVs using NSWRs before plentiful supplies of AM became available.
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On the other hand, those AM torches have one advantage - Nobody‘s approaching an AKV from 180-tac-0.
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BluejayHurricane 03/13/2018 10:53 PM
Hello
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:03 PM
你好 guten tag bonjour bon giorno hola salve
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Halloo!
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:37 PM
Ah yes. That devious language known as “British” 😂
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Need to try everything.
23:38
(That said, I am actualy australian, and writting hello that way because variety is good)
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:39 PM
So still part of the Empire Mk. II then 😂
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I don't have a response to that.
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:40 PM
I was referring to the Commonwealth, just being a little cheeky about it
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I know what you were referring to. but like.
23:45
What do I say to that
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:47 PM
God Save the Queen?
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2018 11:52 PM
She is your queen, isn’t she?
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2018 11:56 PM
On a technicality
23:57
Main purpose of the Queen's rep is to fire the government if they go into shut-down
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/14/2018 12:51 AM
Lol. The longer I live in the US, the more I appreciate constitutional monarchy
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2018 12:52 AM
Yup. For me, I mostly like having someone who can take care of all the ceremonies, meet and greets, photo ops and such without having to steal the head of government
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that's what the Vice President is supposed to be for
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What Vice President? 😛
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2018 9:51 AM
hopefully but that does seem to usually happen. Technically the VP’s only jobs constitutionally are being president of the Senate and the tie-breaking vote, and the first-in-line should the president be unable to execute the job
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Also that little thing of being first in line if the president croaks
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MarcusAurelius 03/14/2018 10:16 AM
Yeah I just generalized it because he’s also first in after an impeachment, or if the president is in surgery, or resigns, etc.
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Enderminion 03/14/2018 2:33 PM
with regards to the sportsball article just posted, would it not be that bodies would have similar rules to MLB bats?
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[on standardizing athlete bodies like MLB bats] It's been tried. The problem tends to be that the tension between locking things down and the problem that, well, identical bodies perform identically - which leads to a really boring event - allows, ooh, plenty of weasel-room for the creative thinkerizer. (edited)
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Also, if you pick any particular species and clade to base the standard body on, you can be guaranteed that athletes of every other species and clade, especially the ones with radically different body plans, etc., will deliver a fairly justified snort of "Yeah, no, that's racist."
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of course, the "grand melee" can still have considerable variety with careful choice of win conditions
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Enderminion 03/14/2018 2:52 PM
except not every bat is the same
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Morgrim Moon 03/16/2018 8:47 AM
thinking about the sportsball post, and I think one of the issues may be that ball sports tend to need consistency amongst players. Other non-ball competitive team sports may go better. I'm thinking of stuff like speed sailing, where using new and clever technological tricks is entirely valid and encouraged, and where the physical traits of the crew matter less than their technical abilities. Also because some of those ships are batship crazy in ones eldrae would approve of.
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Morgrim Moon 03/16/2018 8:49 AM
The main rules lawyering would be "all thrust relative to the water must come from sails" and shutting down loopholes relating to that. And probably some sort of size limitations, like "all your vessel at its most extended must fit into a volume of these dimensions (no clever coil contraptions for using temp differences etc)", and "your total vessel must weigh under x with no vector control"
08:49
Thank you, I liked that pun. 😄
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...the no rules "yes you can strap rockets to it" variant of the sport likely exists, but for insurance reasons must take place somewhere else
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Sounds like a fun sport. How many non-garden worlds have oceans?
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Suddenly I am reminded of one of the Professor Branestawm books, in which his boat wins a regatta thanks to its spring-loaded bows. After all, the rules said that the winner would be the boat whose bow crossed the finish line first; didn't say anything about the rest of it. 😃 (edited)
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That seems surprisingly practical for professor Branstawm.
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Also, thank you for reminding me of him; I want to play a expy of him as a mad-science asthetic.
08:55
In like Genius:THe Transgession or something.
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Morgrim Moon 03/16/2018 8:56 AM
I liked the yachting variant here that is described as "formula 1 for 'sail' boats" where the abilities for your crew to resist G-forces is a major consideration, and more than a few vessels lost due to accidentally deconstructing themselves on the turns.
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Well. That's impressive.
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@Morgrim Moon I endorse this concept.
08:59
(I also double-endorse that pun.)
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Thinking about the implications of "we hereby commit his body to the recycling tanks" for spacecraft and habs small enough to not accommodate a mortuary. (They involve a sturdy bag, a dip in a convenient cryogenic fluid, the ship's cook's tenderizing mallet, and whoever on board has the strongest stomach.)
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what
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come on, at least cook the meat
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MarcusAurelius 03/16/2018 12:58 PM
I don’t think he means eating them in that state. But someone has to get them out and process them in the recycler
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Enderminion 03/16/2018 1:01 PM
oh
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Yeah, definitely the latter. The cryo makes it shatter easily, and the ensuing beating produces fragments small enough to be dumped into a standard recycler.
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Enderminion 03/16/2018 1:01 PM
ohhh
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that makes more sense
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MarcusAurelius 03/16/2018 1:02 PM
Yeah. If there were to be a ritual funeral meal like some earth cultures do, they probably butcher it like normal meat and cook it
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In the transsophont era, mind you, this may involve crunching your way through lots of carbon fiber, diamondoid, carbosilicate mechneurons, and an assortment of other technocytic tissues. Mmm, nummy.
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(Note to self: find somewhere for the cannibals who didn't realize their long pork came with a side of cyborg parts.)
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((Note to ideas file: In Soviet Russia, Food Eats You.))
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MarcusAurelius 03/16/2018 1:07 PM
This sounds like the stat of a funny little outworld anecdote, “locals attempt to eat Imperial, eaten instead by Imperial’s immune system” or something like that
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@MarcusAurelius Yeah. Maybe for even funnier, they tried to eat him and the muse/mindstate got creative with the programming of his Omnicytes. Made one of them into a zombie that carried the vector stack back to whereever for retrieval.
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I suspect "I want a vector stack that doubles as a resurrection seed that does a hostile takeover of anyone who eats me" is a pretty rare RFP, but yeah, that's the sort of thing I'm thinking of.
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RFP?
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A request for proposal (RFP) is a document that solicits proposal, often made through a bidding process, by an agency or company interested in procurement of a commodity, service, or valuable asset, to potential suppliers to submit business propo...
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Didn't Sgt. Schlock encounter this problem once?
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MarcusAurelius 03/16/2018 1:44 PM
There was the time he fought another amorph
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Enderminion 03/16/2018 1:46 PM
maybe when some of Gen. Xinclub's nanites got into him?
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it wasn't the amorph fight, was definately hostile nanies
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oh, it was Gen X
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Now I remember: he decided to taste the corpse
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Enderminion 03/16/2018 1:51 PM
idiot
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I'm not sure "idiot", or any related word in any direction for that matter, can be applied to Schlock in the normal way
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Yeah, his heuristic architecture is aknowledged as being unique by circumstances.
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Plus, he gets what is also his brain matter shot out on a semi-regular basis.
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Also, if you have an amorph's combat biochemistry, you can feel pretty confident eating just about anything you please.
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Well, within a fashion. But yeah, most stuff isn't going to be making problems for you. Plus, silicates are pretty darn hard to break up.
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One should note that our dearest Sergeant isn't merely possessing combat biochemistry typical of his kind, he's result of two best combat biochemist of amorphkind merging in combat to the death
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Enderminion 03/16/2018 3:52 PM
"Combat Biochemist" reminds me of a friend of mine, wants to be a biologist, also wants to be a Marine (USMC), does that make him a Marine Biologist?
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MarcusAurelius 03/16/2018 3:58 PM
In addition, he also uses taste as his primary sense
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@Enderminion Sounds like some future Warrant Officer position: „Combat Biochemistry Specialist“
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Weren’t the memories of Schlock’s “parents” completely wiped though?
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yes, which is why he had such a child-like outlook
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but the underlying abilities were still there
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Also, in printed-only comic, he spent some time with malfunctioning behaviour modifier thingy in his body
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The comment about storing physical currency tokens in cabinets reminds me of how Lazarus Long ran a bank
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And some of the piracy ones make me think of M.C.A. Hogarth’s Pelted-verse novels.
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I read many interesting stories about crazy people, esp. crazy narcissists and crazy mothers-in-law
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I estimate no less than 15% of population going to mindstate adjustment, and we will be better for it.
11:37
And remaining getting fixes of varied severityfor rationality-destroying brain damage, both environment-related and age-related
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Remember that eldrae don’t think like humans
11:38
If humans had that technology the people regulating it would likely be pretty irrational
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"I could do more work if I were more motivated and dedicated." tinker tinker "I bet I could get even more work done if I cared less about those annoying extended family members." tinker tinker mores
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and onward into a spiral towards the perfect capitilist, a utilitarian sociopath.
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behavior modification is not always better. Or rather, from at least one point of view, every possible modification can be defined as better.
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I.e. the artificial sociopath scientists in The Expanse
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I mean, you try and be what you want to be? Being the power to be whatever you want requires you to seriously think about what you want to be.
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BluejayHurricane 03/27/2018 12:50 PM
Although you do run into the Murder-Gandhi problem with doing this.
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Well, that's just a generic problem with any kind of psychedesign/desire control/etc. (And as such, there are lots of protocols the professionals can talk about with regard to avoiding those, including the old and basic standard of outsourcing the task of deciding whether or not a change should be approved to a copy of your old self, not your new self.)
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As are certain applications of a Confession of Situational Mental Incompetence, and of course, one of the functions of the Guardians of Our Harmony is to fix people who manage to break themselves across the threshold of sanity by incautious mental editing.
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@Zarpaulek ...yeah, I very much do not recommend a Guardians/Collegium type setup for humans. Even if we make the ludicrously optimistic assumption that we could somehow make its charter stick to "self-aware rationality" and not recapitulate fine old Earthling traditions like having the political out-faction declared conveniently insane; and even if the whole project wouldn't be instantly scuttled by massive protests of people demanding their right to be as wrong as they want to be and not have to be aware of it; there's no way we could manage to duplicate the self-reinforcing anti-corruption structures complete with vigorous mind-scanning and transparency on the part of the people working there. Instead, we'd have insanity defined democratically, and enforced by the President's favorite golfing buddy. ...and no-one should have their mind-state edited into compliance by Donald Trump. That's not even wrong.
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(Actually, it seems to have disappeared from the web, but I read one short story once about the invention of a desire control technology here , which your friendly local federal government instantly gained some control over - or tried to - by leveraging FDA approval so they could demand some changes be made. Turns out those changes were to implant secondary conditioning in anyone who used it so that they could be compelled to obey (and to forget, etc.) by anyone with the right federal ID badge and the keyword that goes with it., as long as they were of lower rank. With, of course, ordinary citizens right at the bottom of the heap. Yep, I thought to myself, that's exactly how that would go.) (edited)
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Enderminion 03/27/2018 5:20 PM
that is worse then the time where the CIA researched mind control, with LSD, on Military personal (they did volunteer)
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Now I want to know what eldrae would think of Black Panther
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2018 7:19 AM
Now I am thinking about whether eldrae have the equivalent of stupid action movies. Not the sort of movie that is stupid, I mean the sort of movie where everyone going into it knows the plot is merely a vehicle to string together increasingly impractical but amazing stunts and increasingly large explosions, and therefore does not care that everyone is behaving illogically.
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is still waiting for River Tam Beats Up Everybody
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2018 7:20 AM
On the one hand, eldrae seem very unimpressed by 'everyone is being illogical'. On the other, eldae seem very impressed by 'everyone is doing Amazing Things that push the boundaries of physics and spectacle'. Just not sure how one would square that circle.
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If you can't weave amazing gambit roulette as excuse for counter-logical actions, you are a hack?
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Seems like "Let's just blatently violate the physics and then jump on the crazy weird loopholes that lets us now get away with"
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teleports, easy FTL, time travel shenanigans
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Also: historical fantasy
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/07/2018 11:07 PM
Eldrae are aware of individuals and cultures less awesome than themselves; making those the context the awesomeness occurs in is probably a time honored approach.
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New Person! Hello!
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2018 12:20 AM
are we sure it’s a person? I think we should give it some sort of test
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Maybe we need to give him a cool hat?
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2018 12:21 AM
True. It’s response to awesomeness will determine its sapientness
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That seems mean. Bots can be people too.
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2018 12:23 AM
That’s while I said “sapientness”. Who cares if it’s a meatsoph or an infomorph
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Fair enough.
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Morgrim Moon 04/08/2018 1:22 AM
slightly harder to give an infomorph a cool hat though
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2018 1:24 AM
I’d say easier. You just have to give one of their avatars a cool hat
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2018 1:34 AM
We’ve weirded out the new guy haven’t we?
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Meh, this is definitely not the weirdest discussion to be ever had in a chat after a FNG joined.
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It might be cutting it closer tho 😛
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#societalgoals
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Thought of the Day: given how much wealth is sloshing around and and Empire's extropian stance the Eldraeverse equivilent of Locomotive preservationists are probably very well funded.
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Locomotive preservationists ?
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Heck, from what I’ve seen of the average citizen-shareholder’s wealth it’s probably considered a “hobby”
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Enderminion 04/17/2018 5:26 PM
maybe
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/17/2018 5:54 PM
Probably have a well funded equivalent to the SCA, with added awesome. "The XXX period, the way it should have been"
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"If the predecessors had had XXX, this is how they would have used it"
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I bet the Eldraeic version of Battlebots is pretty nifty
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oh dear... found the not-railfan
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@o11o1 Probably something like this http://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/478984add2cf2
Steam-powered armoured bipedal dreadnoughts popular among extreme hobbyists and steampunkers in the NoCoZo and elsewhere. Steamecha are characterized by a surreal mix of advanced material research and astonishingly primitive fire-control / target...
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Battlebot in variable grav ought to be awesome.
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A mars-like world would be absolutely conductive to supersized walker smackdowns.
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@Ian Bruene Heh. Yes, they are - although the equivalent of steam locomotives lasted a lot longer, being built on nucleonic fireboxes and all. @john dougan(his grace/his grace) Turns out you can build some really nice swords with modern metallurgy. Rumors that the Society for Archaic Warfare possesses a trebuchet that can put a cow into orbit are, however, sadly false.
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Morgrim Moon 04/21/2018 1:32 AM
I am guessing that they did try very hard though, abet not with a living cow
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In fact, the system is only capable of putting a cat into orbit. And even then, only a unusually aerodynamic cat.
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Morgrim Moon 04/21/2018 1:58 AM
do they have cats? If bandals topped the uplift list, I suspect cats would be hard on their heels if they were about
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That's a fair question. I have no idea. They probably have something to fill the "smart, small, independent vermin-eater" niche.
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no assurance that niche was filled by a feline, though, and not say an avian or a mini-velociraptor
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This is very possible.
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Morgrim Moon 04/21/2018 2:58 AM
'mini' is hardly a required term for velociraptors, they were about the weight of a cat to begin with
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Cats there are. Although they’re not the only occupiers of that niche - young ékalaman (closest translation: “wyvern”) also hold it down. (edited)
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That said, they didn’t make it onto the uplift list by virtue of being predatory sociopaths, and the uplift consultants looked around and said, “yeah, we’ve already got plenty”. 😄
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(The above is probably not canon.)
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MarcusAurelius 04/21/2018 6:51 AM
“Nucleonic Fireboxes.” I think we just found our first Eldrae metal-band name
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That and contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, dogs are smarter than cats.
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I mean, they have puzzle box dog toys.
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Well, it depends on the class of problem.
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But they are both quite smart.
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And a class of cat.
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Indeed.
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Cats won't solve a puzzle box because it's beneath them, or because fuck you, not because it is truly beyond them.
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And the stupidest of both species is very stupid indeed.
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I’m sure the uplift consultants would prefer to work on a species that can respond to more than 40 words.
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Dogs can learn about 165 on average and some border collies knew over a thousand
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Cats can learn words, they just don't want to.
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I mean "subject is actively sabotaging program" isn't a real good sign, either.
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In a uplift program.
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Morgrim Moon 04/21/2018 9:13 AM
"subject has too much in common with eldrae and won't give a new and unique perspective" too, potentially. (They've always struck me as cats, with their fierce individualism and deep care for Things That Are Theirs - which includes precious people - and the fact they have to build structures and actively work hard for civilisation)
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(after all, humans would be entirely capable of throwing a whole parliment over a waterfall, but not for good reasons, and not resulting in non-lynchmob behaviour afterwards)
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Morgrim Moon 04/21/2018 9:29 AM
which kind of makes sense when you consider the species that uplifted the eldrae
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Worker cat people. Terrifying
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/21/2018 2:43 PM
Early uplift attempt for cats: http://lesliefish.com/cats.htm
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MarcusAurelius 04/22/2018 2:15 PM
That is one of the most out there things I’ve ever read
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/22/2018 3:20 PM
It is impressive.
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What would be a good way of phrasing a wish to remove the universal flaw (i.e. entropy and moloch) be?
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Morgrim Moon 04/28/2018 11:46 PM
take an incredibly well written Greg Egan-style scifi with a full exploration of the consequences of that change in universal mechanics, and say "I wish physics was like this"
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I've been playing around with "transhumanizing" a variety of settings lately, 2300 A.D. first and foremost, and there was a question that posed itself to me, @Overmind: How common are "fork cadres" in the Eldraeverse, a core personality/mindstate budding off representative AI constructs, Beta and Alpha forks that represent a core personality at first, an emergent meta-entity later on as these "budds" synch with the core and each other, to other similiar cadres? As in, how "distributed" is the average sophont beyond its own core mindstate due to the cultural clash between massive interconnectivity and instant-on presence and the light/comm lag incured by lightspeed and wormhole dial-up windows?
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Given the amount of paperwork involved, I think it's more likely that the Prussian education system is designed to produce clerks, secretaries, and other bureaucrats than factory workers. After all, assembly-line work is so simple that children used to perform it instead of going to the newly opened public schools. (edited)
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Though I get the feeling that extensive bureaucracy would be just as offensive to Eldraic sensibilities.
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It was meant to creat conscripts and officers, but it was adapted to create biomachines
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 6:52 PM
There's a reason why those of us stuck in there right now are looking forward to college and significantly larger academic freedom (edited)
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You might be better off with a tech school
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yeah, college is doig its best imitation of cancer these days
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 6:59 PM
@Zarpaulek do you mean instead of high school or undergrad? because I'm graduating high school in 4 weeks
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And yes college's are getting cancerous but to me at least it seems that that's mostly cultural issues instead of academic ones. I haven't heard about academic problems at least. (edited)
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Instead of college, if you're in the States at least.
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 7:01 PM
The problem with that is I'm going to study linguistics, which pretty much limits me to liberal arts schools or state schools
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ooohh, that is a problem
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was lucks
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*y
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didn't need college for programming 😃
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 7:03 PM
Yeah there's only so much of it that you can teach yourself, though I've been making progress on that, plus college is a connection making and resume building machine unmatched by pretty much anything on earth
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I would frankly argue that depends more on the college than anything else.
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Well certainly both connections and resumes are things that happen, that certainly wasn't my experience, even when I was studying more "soft" subjects
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 7:18 PM
I guess. I dunno I'm the hopeful type, but if nothing else it will be a refreshing change of pace from High School
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To a large degree, you'll find what you look for.
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looks for a starship
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MarcusAurelius 04/30/2018 7:37 PM
My school I'm going to has a full motion flight simulator like you'd see at an aerospace firm or airline. That's about as close as you can get right now I think
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Thor: I just re-watched the first Avengers film and I’m wondering what the Eldrae would think of the sentence Odin gave Loki for his attempted regicide and killing or mind control of dozens if not hundreds of people.
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Granted, I’ve seen some people note that Loki’s behavior in Avengers seemed out of character for the rest of the series
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2018 9:18 AM
he's got distinctive green eyes in every other film, and that close up in the fight with Thor in Avengers shows very blue eyes. I thought Thanos partially controlling him was canon.
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@Unknown When composed entirely of peer copies, they call that the cikrieth lifestyle, named after a variety of a silverlife plant (cikril) that grows in columns, which has learned to grow interweaving banyan-like branches between different plants to share resources. It's by no means universal, but it's fairly common among people with many projects to manage, disparate interests in different areas, or simply a desire to travel. (Partials, proxy emulations, and metacortex agents don't even count. Everyone has a cloud of those.)
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@Zarpaulek Just watched that for Cultural Crossovers purposes tonight. Get the Imperial audience's opinion on July 1st! (I will say that they arrived at the same conclusion as @Morgrim Moon .)
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Also, given the high level of high-performance smart technology in the average sophont persons body... do they charge up? Like, induction charge in seats, benches and beds and the like?
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2018 1:35 AM
Pretty sure it's bioenergy, and that's why a baseline eldrae needs about twice the resting calories a human does, despite both being homo erectus descended
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I'd never doubt that it can be recharged by methabolic means, but I wanted to inquire about alternative recharge methods.
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The standard alpha baseline set are all designed (with great attention paid to efficiency and thermal management) to run on biopower (typically sugar fuel cells, reinforced by the metabolic mod that lets eldrae convert fats to sugars via glucose synthesis from acetyl coenzyme A). That's essentially for the same reason as the alpha doesn't remove the reproductive system even though virtually all reproduction is in vitro ; which is to say, avoiding possibly existential dependencies. (edited)
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... that's not what he asked
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But can they recharge of field power systems?
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Not instead, but in addition to.
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@NHO I hadn't finished. @Unknown Not as standard. That would require a whole bunch of extra hardware if you wanted to recharge the biological components, and recharging only the nanocytes isn't particularly useful.
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I suspect the nanocytes is what would be the biggest potential power hog, TBH.
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Especialy if the same have to work in high gear on fixing some untimely bio-malfunction.
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Those clades with higher-energy cybernetics, of course, have auxiliary power supplies for those; various clades have their own variety of power sources (such as the chloromorphs, who can eat sunlight); and that scales all the way up to the would-be personal autarkists who go all the way to implanted RTGs busy cracking CO2 and water back to oxygen and sugars.
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They can't afford to be big power hogs, because the real limiting factor is thermal management. Give off too much heat - and it doesn't have to be that much; causing hyperthermia of only a couple of degrees will kill, and going much beyond that - even locally - will start degrading your proteins.
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Which is why if your artificial immune system has to work on major repairs or serious infections, you run a high fever as well as severe hunger, but there comes a point at which the limiters kick in and you get a message to the effect of "get to a healing vat, I can't do any more without frying you in your own juice".
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* cue switchover to mechanical substrate
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(Healing vats, of course, get to unzip you, spread you out, and waft externally cooled biosupport medium across your now-exposed tissues.)
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@Overmind That cikril plant sounds like the vines in The Uplift War.
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 11:44 AM
Welcome to the insanity
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Please note the inscription on the inside lintel of the door. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 1:00 PM
Oh, and sign the waivers. All of them.
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And we recommend that your insurance is paid up.
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A heavily armored war robot will be along shortly to take care of your personal belongings and show you to your room.
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Enderminion 05/14/2018 4:59 PM
this server isn't that bad
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 5:08 PM
Ah, our demonstration is here! After only a short time on this server, you too will be a loyal and productive member of society
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Enderminion 05/14/2018 5:15 PM
I wouldn't call myself productive
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also, the server is typically deader then a doornail
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C'mon, guys, stop scaring off the newbies. 😃
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(Also, you couldn't have settled for "a bit quiet"? 😄 )
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 5:20 PM
We’re a hyperbolic group on an escape velocity trajectory away from normal (edited)
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Does it make sense to say "hyperbolic" when the trajectory is relativistic?
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 5:49 PM
it would technically still be a hyperbola I think
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yes, but that is like saying that a black hole is an accumulation of mass. It's true, but missing a certain element of scale
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2018 5:51 PM
Except in this case it serves as a pun. So I think that gives it some more leeway
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Deleted User 05/22/2018 6:27 PM
I'm here to chew butt and kick bubblegum. And I'm all out of butt.
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Enderminion 05/22/2018 6:29 PM
TMI
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That is not what you said on your resume, Mr. F.
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MarcusAurelius 05/22/2018 9:10 PM
Are we sure this ones not a bot?
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Better take it apart to be sure
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We’re all bots here.
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Possibly also butts.
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MarcusAurelius 05/22/2018 9:12 PM
Welcome to the chat composed entirely of turing complete bots
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actually, that sounds like a lot of fun
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I always wanted to try writing chatterbots, and make a room with more of them than anything else.
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it'd be like a goldfish tank
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I am not, nor have I ever been, a turing complete bot.
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Goldfish tank was the intended asthetic, yes.
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Morgrim Moon 05/22/2018 11:58 PM
I modded a forum once where the admin made a chatbot without telling anyone. He failed to make a good forum citizen, but he made an excellent troll; he came on the next day to find nobody thought that user was a bot, but every single mod asking for the user to be banned.
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I'm wondering, for reasons, how long it would take for the eldrae to figure out uploading/immortagens for a new species? Both as a practical engineering/commercial measure, and as a more plot-loaded "matter of vital importance to get this one particular mind into the cloud NOW"
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2018 6:55 AM
immortagens seem like they'd take longer
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Yeah.
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With destructive analysis, and the assumption that they are a carbon based life-form with, like, neurons, it doesn't seem to me like it would be that hard to get someone out of thier head, if you really wanted too.
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But I was wondering if anyone could come up with a better timeline for either project, since I couldn't really make a decent stab at it.
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There’s also the possibility of cryonics or nanostasis, depending on the substrate.
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That's easier, but probably not useful for what I'm talking about.
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I'm wondering about how long it takes to get something wiring into the existing post human infrastructure.
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Postsophont.
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And that depends heavily on how much various posteldrae Infomorphs daign involve themselves, I suppose.
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Thing is, we know the Eldrae way of uploading compiles the mind into a format that‘ll run on their neurocomputer-reformated brains, so you need a compiler... which very likely runs on detailed know-how about how the mindstates work and can be abstracted and expressed without pattern identity loss.
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So... 5 years, maybe? Depends on how enthusiastic the local population is about presenting their minds for poking.
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Though you could cirumvent that by just going brute-force, scanning the mind to be uploaded to atomic resolution, and then stuffing it into a neurophysics emulator. 🤔
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[length of time it takes to build immortagens/uploading for new species] The short and unhelpful answer is: it depends. (edited)
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The somewhat longer answer is: fundamentally, it's always possible to compile a mind into a mind-state, since the underlying principles of sophotechnology are well understood and ultimately everything works in essentially the same way. Unfortunately, in practice, that's about the same as saying that Dr. House can build a Jovian cloud-island from scratch because they use quantum physics, just like us.
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So what it depends on is, very heavily, similarity to existing models. To pick the extreme ends of the spectrum, over in the Advancedverse fic, Cordelia could probably knock a working cerebral bridge design out in a week, since not only is everyone running on the same basically greenlife neurons and neural architecture, but they're all mammals of a common ecological origin using the largely overlapping set of neurotransmitters, hormones, glands, glia, brain architecture, etc., etc.
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Then there are, say, the mobann! , who are self-replicating patterns of magnetic fields in metallic hydrogen who not only don't use neurons, they barely use chemistry - it's only useful to assemble substrates for their interacting magnetic domains to live in. Or the seb!nt!at! , who look like plasma lifeforms but actually are self-perturbing ripples along the brane-edge who think as a functional soup and defy the concept of individual minds to have a state. Good luck figuring out that any time this decade. Or century. Or even millennium.
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Everyone else is somewhere in between. 😃
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(Side note: bear in mind that uploading is effectively a two-stage process. The first is producing a mind emulation , which is a brute-force process producing something tat can be run on an emulator. It's hacky, and ugly, and inefficient but fairly easy as long as you understand the biophysics and have computer power to throw at it and don't want to do any particularly sophisticated tinkering with the works. The compiler comes in in the second phase, which turns that into the equivalent logos/psyche pair, the familiar mind-state vector , that can happily execute on any UNA-compatible brain or cogence core and can be interacted with and edited in all sorts of fascinating ways. That step is substantially harder, since it requires understanding, not just brute-force copying. So you tend to get the first rather before you get the second.)
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Thanks!
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The Sane Man!
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Morgrim Moon 05/25/2018 1:06 AM
So many science puns in the naming
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(And for anyone wondering, yes, the twin cities of Fusion Pulse and Gravity Resonance are a reference to Days of Wasp and Spider , yes.)
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 1:33 PM
So are the clicks in the name “seb!nt!at!” Native phonemes for Eldraic, or are they considered foreign?
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Also, which clicks are they?
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Technically the Eldraeic click is intended to be a simple voiced alveolar click, but in accordance with the Robustness Principle, absent foreign-word quotation blocks or specific notation otherwise, a wide variety of clicks are acceptable to accommodate different speaker-types.
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(And native - it’s a native transliteration, insofar as that’s possible, of an actual name that was never intended for communication by means of sound, or conventional linguistic channels.)
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 2:48 PM
Huh. As far as I know, it’s yet to show up in the lexicon you’ve showed. Is that just a coincidence?
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Probably. It’s not a very common letteral, but it’s by no means absent. Hm.
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Here’s one example I can remember off the top of my head: a!dera (n.): a bluelife arboreal animal resembling a blue-furred hexapedal woodchuck.
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 9:22 PM
Party’s just started. It’s graduation night (edited)
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Enderminion 05/25/2018 9:33 PM
not for another 3 weeks 😦
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Morgrim Moon 05/25/2018 9:34 PM
I was trying to work out how a graduation bight would work, and was thinking either volcano or astroblem
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 9:36 PM
It’s simple: hide a toxic meme in one of the speeches
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Morgrim Moon 05/25/2018 9:42 PM
isn't that more blight?
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 9:43 PM
True
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But after all we’re over analyzing a typo
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Just get one of the professors in one of the soft departments to give the speech. Toxic Memetics Achieved (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 9:44 PM
I would, but this was a high school graduation. We’re a little short of professors
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2018 10:42 PM
We had an ex-coach principal though. Close enough
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This is important to oppose
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https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20180525/10072939912/forget-gdpr-eus-new-copyright-proposal-will-be-complete-utter-disaster-internet.shtml https://saveyourinternet.eu/ I think everyone who lives in EU needs to do something about that. Because upload filter and other horrible idiotic censorship stuff
Today is GDPR day, and lots of people are waking up to a world in which EU regulations are having a widespread (and not always positive) impact on how the internet works. As we've detailed over the past couple of years, while there are many good...
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Or just wall it off, and then harvest the compost in 500 years when everything is finished dying out.
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Not quite as many cultural explanations as I was expecting for Captain America
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I admit that when I try to think of non-tax funded BI I tend to end up at some sort of clan-based financial system (edited)
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I think of gilds instead
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Guilds?
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@Zarpaulek Re the Captain America thing, I'm trying to just hit up the major points, otherwise we'd be hung up for ages on trivia like, y'know, why Coke has no actual coke in it.
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Consensuality-UBI-wise, a model that might be worthwhile looking at to build upon is the Friendly Society: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friendly_society
A friendly society (sometimes called a mutual society, benevolent society, fraternal organization or ROSCA) is a mutual association for the purposes of insurance, pensions, savings or cooperative banking. It is a mutual organization or benefit society composed of a body of pe...
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2018 9:42 PM
If the word Eslév is only used for the empire, where did it come from?
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Enderminion 06/15/2018 9:42 PM
wow
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A brand new coinage for a brand new polity!
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(It is at least possible that it might be used for someone else with the same sort of structure, axiomata, and awesomeness... hypothetically.)
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2018 9:45 PM
I'm assuming it's not a total nonce word though. Can we get an etymology?
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sorry if that sounds a little aggressive
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[etymology of eslév] It’s very close to one [a nonce coinage], though. It doesn’t have a real etymology, but if you were to pick through root languages, you’d find similarities to proto-Cestian “created” or “our creation”, Selenarian “lunar crescent”, various Silver Crescent words meaning, approximately, “celestial”, Veranthyran “propriety” or “high culture”, and so on and so forth. (edited)
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Basically, it was nonce-coined for its conceptual resonances, rather than assembled from roots.
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...I’m going to add that to the post.
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2018 9:53 PM
yeah that's too interesting to leave hidden in discord (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2018 8:51 PM
the Empire respects good faith effort and attempts to improve even if the results aren't quite there yet, right? I'm thinking of a recent immigrant from a sort of mid-tech species who's still struggling a bit to grok the finer details of local living. They've got the broad strokes down but having issues with the different forms of "my" in the language (thing that is an intrinsic part of me, thing I own, thing that mutually chooses to associate with me) and when in doubt falls back on the last, because accidentally talking about how your hand decided to tag along today is better than accidentally calling your friend a possession. And probably likewise a habit of addressing inanimate objects as if they were sophant, because there are a LOT of aliens of shapes they never imagined growing up and digisapients in particular are hard, better to have a one sided conversation with a cornucopia machine than to accidentally tell a soph they're not a person.
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00kristofermurphy 06/23/2018 6:07 PM
Somewhat related to the idea of a Nicoll-Dyson Laser, have you heard about the idea of a stellaser (described here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ap4JhPoPQY) ? Thought it might warrant your attention. (edited)
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depending how good the ALI in the conucopia machine is, you might talk to it for ten minutes before realizing it's sub-sophont
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Among the many reasons the welcome package suggests you pick up a 'lace, VII, or at the very least a wearable is so that you can see the v-tags, and thus (since people's Universals should be broadcasting a minimal p-tag including their UCID/SI) can avoid the embarrassment of having a lengthy chat with someone's luggage.
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But a soph's luggage can tell you a lot about them!
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But it wont
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So I'm at a pub with the world cup on TV. What are the big sports in eldraverse?
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A new paper argues that “dissociative identity disorder” might help us understand the fundamental nature of reality
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...Have to admit, vacating a diplomatic dinner by headshot has a certain style. 😄
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Morgrim Moon 07/02/2018 10:17 AM
not a particularly classy one though
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It certainly leaves a messy impression with all those who dislike the taste of synthocyte-heavy meat mush and the prickle of vector stack shards.
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@Morgrim Moon but very eloquent
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Morgrim Moon 07/02/2018 10:39 AM
I'm not so sure, it feels very crude and inelegant.
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Making points in the strongest possible terms is usually interpreted as such. Which is why diplomats use Strongly Worded Letters and are mocked for doing so.
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Cut it off or I will be forced to use my Most Strongly Worded Letter
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(Letter in question to be engraved on the first KK rod dropped on your frontier world)
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Morgrim Moon 07/02/2018 10:49 AM
I know what that's refering to, but I can't help but imagine a fancy caligraphic letter that's shaped of sharpened steel/other sword metal and has a hilt and is about to be shoved in someone's throat
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the trick would be finding the letter and font that has good balance while also a pleasing asymetry.
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capital I, the part you hold made out of osmium, the stabby part made of steel/titanium
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Seal that gets rendered into sensitive explosive when exposed to pleasant and unique cologne from letter?
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...wouldn‘t those go off then once the seal‘s been in the proximity of the sealed letter for long enough?
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Paper‘s not exactly a prime retainer of gasous compounds.
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Enderminion 07/02/2018 2:50 PM
Space Paper
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doesn't have to be real paper
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You want envelope to be robust. It seals well to prevent chemicals going in and out to prevent... unfortunate events.
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So letter remains fresh, scented, and unseen by anyone but target
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or, their letter-opening robo-butler
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@Morgrim Moon has the right of it. Chemelé Sarithos is... well, kind of an asshat.
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As a side note, while I like the letter-wrapped-around-an-arrow flavor of the engraved-on-a-k-rod, I'm still pretty sure that the canonical Most Sternly Worded Note is the one delivered by writing "I Can See Your Palace From Here" on the offending head of state's lawn with a xaser. In, naturally, the very best illuminated calligraphy.
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On yet another note, to repeat a thing I just said on G+: "I try to stay away from current fads and politics in my writing. But the people in my head would like y'all to know that you Earthlings seem to be deeply confused about this whole "civility" thing. See, up here, we've long practiced the gentle art of cutting the other fellow's heart out and eating it - metaphorically - while remaining perfectly civil, this having the twin advantages of propelling them onto the lower ground and making yourself look awesome. (Actually, one could argue that given the nature of our assassins' training - https://eldraeverse.com/2012/02/08/is-there-in-death-no-beauty/ - we've pretty much mastered the gentle art of doing so literally , as well. Just because it is unfortunately necessary to send one's enemies off to brighten sunsets doesn't mean that a gentlesoph has to be rude about it.)"
High in the mountains of Cimoníë lies the black-spired citadel of the Aellakhassren, the Order of Beautiful Death, the finest students of ktenology the Empire has to offer.  Not death-worshippers, …
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I take it Chemelé’s grandmother is somebody of some importance?
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Just the terrifying family matriarch.
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(The Sarithos are an offshoot lineage of the Sargas. Scale terror appropriately.)
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knew it
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2018 3:43 PM
That was my feeling
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Yeah, I figured you guys'd pick up on that.
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You might want to consider tagging all the articles featuring the Sargas’s, I didn’t know who they were.
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What happened to those people?
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Or possibly start a character sheet on TVtropes (edited)
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Just a natural mutation way back in the day; one which goes uncorrected because the family has it under control, and the Powers That Be find it useful to have a few of them around for Special Circumstances.
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...I have no objection to anyone starting a character page (or any other page, for that matter) - I imagine it would indeed be useful - but as I understand it, there's a limit to how much self-troping one's supposed to do, and I may already be pushing it.
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Started a character sheet, just some sophont species and polities so far. Feel free to correct any errors https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/Eldraeverse
A page for describing Characters: Eldraeverse. Sophont Clades The main focus of the majority of the stories and the titular "space elves in space." Descended …
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Thanks, much appreciated. I made a few minor tweaks, nothing significant.
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And now I want to see Eldrae reaction to anime. To be precise, to Gunbuster.
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Now I think that "Eldrae Reviews" would be an interesting premise for a fan-blog.
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But you'd need to watch more actual media than I do.
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So which of the thirty-six levels is "Write ostensible fiction describing the shining ones"?
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Morgrim Moon 07/09/2018 8:01 AM
there's been a severe lack of brilliant green stars, though 😛
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I like that 36 paths of Illumination bit. I imagine it takes a very self-improvement oriented tack along the middle levels? Learning to think more wisely and empathically?
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living debtstyle: Please don't
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"living debt style" is an obsucure sidereal Martial art centered around incarnating an enemies financial losses and other shortfalls against them.
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@Archon It may not be under quite the same name, but I'm totally stealing that.
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Have fun with it.
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"Living Debt Style" reminds me a lot of the Russian word that translates poorly into English as "fundamentally not capable of honoring an agreement"
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What is this word?
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said term entered the press during reportage of the rough interface been US and RU forces when the Russians discovered that the generals could not make an agreement that would not get broken by the field troops on one side, and broken by the US state department on the other
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looking...
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недоговороспособны
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and "Is There In Death No Beauty?" brings to mind YGBM hacking
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@Overmind "Society of the Golden Chain", is this chain as in say a "Great Chain of Endeavour"?
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@Ian Bruene In this case, as in "Money binds the galaxy together."
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ah, that works too
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will always pick up Bioshock references, even when they don't exist
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Enderminion 07/11/2018 4:42 PM
RiP bot thing
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MarcusAurelius 07/11/2018 5:40 PM
summons funerary techpriests
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A thought copied from G+ while I see about bot resurrection: "If it weren't fundamentally unwritable and in this time and place totally message-fic, there's part of me that would like to contribute another entry to the The Conclave Finds Out Again Why Their Predecessors Stopped Asking The Empire To Do Peacekeeping series. In which an admiral with no more patience but significantly fewer homicidal tendencies than the Worldburner concludes that the best thing to do with racial separatists, or violently opposed political factions, or whatever, is to give them exactly what they want . By which he means rounding them up and dumping them on a spare colonizable planet (with, to be scrupulously fair, an appropriate Colony Starter Kit) to prosper in all the ways they expect to when things stop being spoiled, by, y'know, Those People. Have fun with that, now! Cheery-bye! (The punchline is that all these colonies have regressed to pointy-stick technology by the second generation, because the one thing all of them have in common is that their starter population is made up of total asshats who would find a way to defect playing the single-person Prisoner's Dilemma.)"
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Enderminion 07/13/2018 7:46 AM
be careful what you wish for
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A friend of mine who wrote a series about Three-Laws robots forcibly relocating humanity to a Banks Orbital mentioned an island of white supremacists.
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Hmn... @Zarpaulek was that like "for your safety" or someodd, where it was an orbital ring around Earth?
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Yeah, Royce Day and his “For Your Safety” stories
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That's the one. Rather enjoy his work. Keep meaning to pick it up offa Amazon's pod service
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I'm feeling the urge to make notes on another starship design and storylet, but haven't yet been drawn to anything in particular. So, folks, any particular type you're interested in seeing? (Preferably not too close to any of those I've examined already.)
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starship you say........
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Which for these purposes includes lighthuggers, which it usually does, and interface vehicles and small craft, which it usually doesn't.
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does this mean detailed stuff (like we ahve to the Drake), or gloss like for dreadnaughts?
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(detailed info on one of the bigger warships would be neat)
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Depends on what you ask for. (A room-by-room of a Brobdingnagia - class mauler is not really on the cards, for example.) (edited)
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What's the most advanced ship that the Vonnies have?
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“Advanced” is a relative term
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relative to the rest of their fleet, then?
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unless you mean, like, their military and their merchant ships are at very different levels of advancement
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That is actually something I would find quite interesting myself.
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I'll look at putting that infomation, but I don't want to get into doing big detailed workups of other polities' ships given that that'd expand the scope of my ship-specifying about a thousandfold. 😃 So you'll get the data, but let's treat that as a separate thing.
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rough proposal: 1. Typical Dreadnaught or AKV carrier (capital ship of some sort) alternatively: 2. Typical Crusier-ish show the flag and patrol ship.
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MarcusAurelius 07/13/2018 10:50 PM
I'm going to second that, but if you're not feeling like it, what about a more detailed overview of the Fleet Carriers?
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I'd like to hear about the big carriers too.
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MarcusAurelius 07/13/2018 10:52 PM
They seem like one of the more unique ship classes we've seen hinted at
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THE BOT LIVES.
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MarcusAurelius 07/14/2018 12:44 AM
praise the omnissiah. by the way @Overmind, the second "mézcagál" is displaying weirdly
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Friggin' PHP loses again.
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Okay. so it's decided. This time around, y'all are going to get a look at the classic Mandate-class dreadnought, and the Legends-class fleet carrier.
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MarcusAurelius 07/15/2018 1:43 AM
I'm hyped
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emits a burst of hype-quanta
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PHP?
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@Enderminion the bane of existence, second only to COBOL
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@Enderminion And in this case, what WordPress is implemented in - which explains certain "quirky" behaviors when moving text into it from elsewhere.
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So the Eldrae classify alcoholic beverages more by source than flammability? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/18/2018 2:11 PM
Note the “not distilled” part in a lot of the entries
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Ever had a barleywine?
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MarcusAurelius 07/18/2018 2:13 PM
Nope. Though according to my quick googling, we still technically classify it as beer, even if wine-esque
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That. And obviously, this is not a complete list. There are all manner of specialized terms... within each category. After all, sake isn't much like other beers, even if it is technically a non-distilled grain brew.
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MarcusAurelius 07/18/2018 2:15 PM
Now I’m wondering what blue-life derived alcohol would taste like
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(The local beer, of course, should come with a safety warning for visitors to the US. Bud Light, this ain't, nor any other member of the love-in-a-canoe genre.)
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MarcusAurelius 07/18/2018 2:18 PM
So no loss really
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I, on the other hand, would like to see intoxicant/beer analogue for silverlife
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Because, well, why not drive a local god drunk and then extract confession from it?
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or what do Infolife do to get 'drunk' ?
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I quote for the beer-curious: "Those [brewers] of Eliéra, for example, make use of familiar yeasts of the Saccharomycotina family, and are principally – although not exclusively – derived from the greenlife grain landesh (essentially identical to Terran wheat) and the bluelife grain irdesh , these having the most suitable sugar profiles. The flower cones of various specialized cultivars of flowering greenlife plants of the genus Humulus (i.e., the same genus as Terran hops) are commonly used for flavoring and bitterness, as well as for their preservative qualities. However, eldrae brewers tend to be more varied with the range and types of botanicals that they add to their beer, than most, principally because eldrae aren't so fond of bitter flavors and tend to favor flavor complexity. "
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As for infolife, the term is pharmacoalgorithm , which is a loadable subroutine that tweaks an infomorph mind-state in the same way that a drug does a bioshelled mind-state. There are pharmacoalgorithms for just about every psychoactive drug that exists, alcohol included, and more'n a few that can't exist.
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(Coding the alcohol pharmacoalgorithm into your favorite drink, complete with full-spectrum flavor emulation, intensity management based on quantity consumed and a simulation of your metabolism derived from your personal drug profile, then serving it all up in a simulated glass at your local v-bar is left as an exercise for the virtuality programmer. ...most skip out on simulating the hangover.)
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...You know, thinking about it... hangover is a damn complicated thing either way. For one, given the way modern brains are formated, about everything has to be simulated. Introducing alcohol into Cerebrate's biological mindstate-executive computer brain, I'd just expect it to crash. -- And RE: Hangover... that's the nervous system re-attuning to different transmission levels/neuron behavior. I'd question just how much you can skip that.
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Unless you're at an SCA event, no-one in infomorph form is running a mind emulation. They've all been compiled.
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(It's not the 2500s any more, and all that.)
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Sure, but I'll point out that sudden removal of neuronal factors is how you get drug dependency symptoms in information processing systems of the biological variety. 'Dis my point.
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Yeah, but that was a problem in the 2500s when an upload was an emulated biological information processing system. Now, 5,000 years later, an upload isn't anything like that; it's a sleek AI system that's cognitively identical, but the compiler has taken a moment or two in the process to patch the zero-days. (edited)
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(This is also leaving aside the hackery done to the biosapiences to clean up the brain's neurokinin/nociceptin system, on the grounds that in re pleasure, both addiction and tolerance and bugs, not features.) (edited)
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...This is not how information processing in neurological systems works. Leaving aside that even if you compile something onto a different machine, you emulate the same processes, so the entire "ripple effect of neurological alterations" and "neurological system placicity" thing remains.
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I don't doubt that they can clean it out fast, but I doubt that it can be done instantanously without side effects of its own.
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Which would be relevant if it was a neurological system any more. You're working one layer of abstraction too far down - it's the product of a two-stage process. The first stage extracts the neurological implementation from its hardware and emulates it; that's a mind emulation. The second stage extracts the cognitive algorithm from its neural implementation, at which point it isn't a neural implementation any more.
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Applying a pharmacoalgorithm to the latter doesn't muck about with simulated alcohol molecules and simulated neurotransmitters bumping into simulated receptors; it's just an overlay applying certain precisely calculated distortions into relevant parts of the algorithm. When you're done with it, you just turn it off and it stops doing that.
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From inside the narrative thread of consciousness, this probably feels like a bucket of ice water to the face because it's an instant mode-shift, but you don't suffer from a hangover, because in order for that to happen, you'd have to apply a bunch of precisely calculated pain, nausea, etc., special effects likewise, and you're probably not bothering to do that.
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or, if you are, it's to achieve a more interesting effect than a regular hangover.
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you might look into those approaches for something like a virtual combat sim
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Pretty sure hangovers are mostly dehydration anyways. Hence Gatorade.
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several factors are known to be involved including acetaldehyde accumulation, changes in the immune system and glucose metabolism, dehydration, metabolic acidosis, disturbed prostaglandin synthesis, increased cardiac output, vasodilation, sleep deprivation and malnutrition. Beverage-specific effects of additives or by-products such as congeners in alcoholic beverages also play an important role.
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is that why vodka and gatorade is a thing?
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Morgrim Moon 07/18/2018 7:09 PM
I think that's a thing because university students will add vodka to anything'
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like jello, and high heels.
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And if they're pre-med students, enemas.
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2018 1:14 AM
That tends to be a mistake made only once, at least.
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Unless they are very very good at dosing.
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Those I was acquainted with survived with a hospital visit and a story of their glorious stupidity that would last a lifetime.
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(And where "amazingly stupid things I did at university" are concerned, it's hard to beat.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2018 1:19 AM
It's not in the same league, but I knew someone in student housing who was trying to get around the "no porn for you" filter and managed to take out the entire campus's internet network for 4 days instead.
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Ouch!
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2018 1:21 AM
Unsurprisingly they got expelled. Not sure if it was from their uni course or just campus housing though.
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For all the manifold problems with Trump's recent tweets, at least I got a good name for a new-bloc SD(X) out of it. CS Consequences The Like Of Which Few Throughout History Have Suffered Before Yeah, that works.
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Sounds Culture.
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There are some eonymics with a similar, shall we say, gravitas deficiencies. 😄 At least when it comes to phrases which portmanteau well in the original Eldraeic. (This is, after all, the small-c culture which introduces itself to strange new worlds and new civilizations with the Hello, World-class contact cruiser .)
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((No-one show them Monty Python, or it'll be a short jump from there to the recon destroyer CS Just A Little Bit of Peril and the colony seedship IS Huge Tracts of Land .
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remindMe.throwNewItem(„Show Eldrae Monty Python“;);
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Also, I really like Hello World-class
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Certainly better than naming it after some culture or a person.
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We humans certainly don‘t have a lot of people you‘d name a first contact diplomatic cruiser after...
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(At least not without a hefty amount of irony)
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Special Weapons Dreadnaught, Ontological Weaponry Variant IS Division by Zero (edited)
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(ObVerse from the quasi-official Exploratory Service space shanty: "Oh, infinite knowledge awaits us in space - We'll seek out and contact with fervor and grace. New worlds and new sophonts we simply adore - Let's party where no-one has partied before.")
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Party-involved steps - Sample local biochemicals - Observe interpersonal social behavior — formal — relaxed — drunk/drugged — aroused - observe biological functions - observe local culture and art
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Solid choice of activity! 👌
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Hm... Contact Cruiser "Beer Exchange"?
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Also, rarely chosen as a prelude to Something Bad.
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CSS Free As In Speech, Not As In Beer
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CSS We Brought Enough For Everybody (edited)
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CSS Have Your Species Call My Species CSS We'll Do Lunch, Okay?
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CSS Wine, Cheese, and Rishathra
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alternatively CSS Keep Your Water And Your Women
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CSS Over Unity Interaction
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Also, briefly flicking back to Culture ship names: Paragravitas
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...and now I'm trying to do something with State Sensor Ship .
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CSS Your Planet Smells Nice
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heavy machinery freighter: CMS Moving Parts
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organic biowaste tanker: CMS The Fan
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I'm still in love with TT Serial Peacemaker
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Yeah, that one's awesome. And stealing from one of the book titles in that 'verse, supercarrier CS Massively Parallel .
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AI polis-liner CMS The Cloud .
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Mandatory Failure would be something from Fourth Directorate
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And back to contact cruisers: CSS Please Like And Subscribe
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Museum Ship Donate to my Patreon
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btw, surely there is a market for $STUFF that doesn't need any sort of exotic materials, but can use lots of cheap materials and as such uses the starshit
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I mean.... getting paid to haul your structural iron away is really nice on the balance sheet (among other places)
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and because the Eldrae don't like ugly and do like making value from the valueless there must also be a market for people who can design your bloatasaurus iron based hab complex and make it beautiful in ways that only the iron can do
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Had you see blued steel?
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Trouble’s just that there’s a disproportionate amount of it relative to other stuff. So in the process of acquiring your lanthanum and thorium and tantalum and hafnium and iridium, etc., you end up with way more iron than the market can absorb.
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@NHO not that I've noticed...... though since I'll be getting my first pistol in a few days that will change very soon
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They do use iron - lots of iron - but ain’t no-one can use all the iron, or even close to.
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@Overmind hence the lack of price, but that is what I mean: there has to be some use for lots of bulk matter
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There's blued steel and then there's blued steel
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“CSS Free As In Speech, Not As In Beer” I’d expect the Eldrae to have different words for those different versions of “free”, honestly.
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Yeah, they do. Most of these would be, as you’d expect, rather casual best-fit translations.
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Back on the subject of Monty Python, I thought this fit in a bit https://youtu.be/VZ42IMu7HIQ
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Morgrim Moon 07/23/2018 7:11 PM
there's an advertisement here (for chocolate of all things) that has two peasants trying to assemble a trebuchet with IKEA-style instructions. Featuring to me what is the best exchange about cultural assumptions: <Peasant 1> No, turn it clockwise! <Peasant 2> What's a clock?
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Interdiction cruiser Last Contact?
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Interdiction Cruiser You break for Us
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/24/2018 4:32 AM
Interdiction Cruiser I Like Traffic Lights
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Maybe I called kind of a ship wrong.
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2018 6:46 AM
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Last Contact is for planetary quarantine.
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do ships get that deeply specialized?
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I imagine there are ships that spend most of their life doing planetary quarantine.
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Especially if they end up in the levithan picket or something?
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but would they know that in time to make the name?
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Maybe? It's certainly not impossible
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2018 9:26 AM
renaming ships is also possible
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Wouldn’t you use satellites for planetary quarantine?
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once you get it setup, yes
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You might want to have something to back that quarantine up, though.
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Do repairs, and so on,
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but establishing it will take a bit of shipping
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and also what @Unknown said
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(or in-situ von-neumanning)
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gotta ship that von-neumanner
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Also, it always helps to back up sateliite anti-interface weaponry with the threat of prompt kinetic retribution.
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Break the cordon, you will have interdictors on your arse.
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Shoot at my cordon, I will wreck your firing site.
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do a massive breakout and the automated asteroid ring deorbits
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Couldn’t you do that with an undifferentiated armed factory ship?
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yes, that would be the Last Contact
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I mean, the Empire should have a bunch of space construction vehicles and mobile factories flying around already, why not hire a few of them to set up a quarantine satellite network?
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Pro'ly 'cause they don't stuff parasite carrier and service capacity for interdictor parasites and a capital-range mass driver system down those?
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There’s kind of a comment discussion on the latest post.
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It’s getting a little hard to read so I might ask here: How does Ring Dynamics avoid mercantile conflicts of interest?
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I expect some combination of Sophont Synergistics and Eldraic long-term planning, but the possibility of stockholders selectively applying tolls to companies they own is why I wouldn’t trust humans with privatized highways
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 7:39 AM
the impression I get is by the culture having set things up so that the long term incentives align with ethical behaviour
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possibly by the board of Ring Dynamics not having significant stock in other companies, and knowing they'll lose everything if they play silly buggers, so the very minimal short term gain of allowing that sort of thing is outweighed by the long term harm?
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[avoiding mercantile conflicts of interest] As a general rule, the avoidance of such things boils down to "because they're terrible plans that only appeal to us because of cognitive biases and other badthink". To pick one common example that mere longevity kills off, writing off externalities looks a lot less like a good strategy when the future won't take care of itself, because you'll still be there . Then there's the whole category of issues that amount to "humans default to seeing things as zero-sum games and often continue to do so even when such is obviously incorrect". And all of that's before we even get to self-inflicted perverse incentives like the well-meaning attempt to regulate management into compliance with stockholder's wishes that instead gave them a monomaniacal focus on the next quarter's share price. (edited)
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Under the heading of "seeing zero-sum when obviously not" is also humans tendency to invent offense at someone else's existence and then use that in the summing. (edited)
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But for plans like the one mentioned in the post, or other kinds of shonky dealing like the one you mention, the real villain is hyperbolic discounting , the time-inconsistent way that we look at time-value that makes us prefer small rewards soon to large rewards over time. The classic example is that people, given the choice of $50 now or $100 in a year, tend to pick $50, whereas if they're offered $50 in nine years or $100 in ten years, they pick the $100 even though this is exactly the same choice at a greater remove; which while it seems simple, is implicated in all manner of things from procrastination to drug addiction. And, relevantly in cases like this, also makes business decisions that sell out the long-term in exchange for profits now look good, rather than look stupid. When you decide to make a "special deal" now for some customers that will boost next quarter's stock price and revenues, but damage the reputational assets that will gain you more in growth over the next decade, that's hyperbolic discounting lying to you. Or rather, making you lie to yourself.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 9:30 AM
occasionally I kind of wonder how the Eldrae managed to end up with such instinctive hatred of coercion when they were a deliberately engineered servant-race, you'd think obedience-in-correct-circumstances would get built in. And it seems too gut level and too early developing to be a cultural backlash against the above they hardcoded once they figured out how to engineer themselves
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also, for the quarterly share price problem. I saw an article a couple years ago that I haven't been able to find again which makes the argument that nearly all of the hyper-near-term-focus in big business is due to certain regulations put in place to hunt down the mythical Monopoly of Doom
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(Or, to put it another way, in the iterated prisoner's dilemma and similar games, cooperation always beats defection in the long run. This, and other cliches intended to fight cognitive bias, were a staple of their education system long before they got to the genetic brain-optimization.)
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TL;DR: banks used to put officers on the board of companies that raised capital. Banks are (or were) long term focused. Regs come in and no one dare do that. Only group left that can exert pressure are the big investment funds, and the only pressure they dare use is selling the stock............ let digest for a bit and the only thing managers care about is the next quarterly report
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@Morgrim Moon Ah, well, the real story of the Precursors' experiments is a little more complicated than that... (Mind some potential spoilers? And does anyone know if and how you can do spoiler marking in this thing?)
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 9:33 AM
unfortunately no spoiler marking in Discord 😦
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leans in
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 9:33 AM
put in spoilers channel with suitable disclaimers, maybe?
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/vanishes briefly to rescue her tea
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Okay. Give me a minute and I'll rot13 it so that folks can avoid reading it by accident.
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[SPOILERS for what the Precursors were up to] Gur snpgvba bs gur genxrycnavf genxóenf nzáa (gur Cerphefbe enpr va dhrfgvba) erfcbafvoyr sbe gur ryqenr jrer rkcrevzragvat ba gurve freivgbef naq gurzfryirf gb gel gb svaq n fbyhgvba sbe gurve enpvny ceboyrz - anzryl, orvat frzv-fbyvcfvfgvp qribgrrf gb ZL JVYY OR QBAR, juvpu va n enpr jvgu gurve qrterr bs crefbany cbjre frrzrq yvxryl gb xvyy 'rz nyy bss. Nf vg riraghnyyl qvq. N ovt cneg bs gur ryqenrvp enpvny vaurevgnapr pbzrf qverpgyl sebz gur genxrycnavf genxóenf nzáa , juvpu vf jul gurl funer n urnygul puhax bs gung qlanzvp, qevira, jvyyshy angher. Gur zbqrea ryqenr ner gur qrfpraqnagf bs gur barf jub fheivirq obgu gur pbyyncfr bs gur Cerphefbe pvivyvmngvba naq gur ivbyrag ceruvfgbel gung xvyyrq bss gur barf jub pbhyqa'g fhobeqvangr jvyy gb cevapvcyr. (edited)
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Bonus spoilers for readers of Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced : Rdhrfgevn, naq Rdhhf nf n jubyr, vf nyfb gur yrtnpl bs bar bs gurfr genxrycnavf genxóenf nzáa rkcrevzragf gb ohvyq n orggre enpr; whfg bar gung rfpncrq fbzr bs gur jbefg bs gur Cerphefbe pbyyncfr naq unf orra serr-ehaavat sbe zvyyraavn. Va fubeg, gur cbavrf ner fhcreoyl nqncgrq gb pbbcrengvba naq unezbal orpnhfr nyy bs gurve ribyhgvbanel cerffherf unir orra fgnpxrq va gung qverpgvba sbe n irel , irel ybat gvzr. (edited)
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...oh, and if you need a site for rot13: https://rot13.com/
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While some people in-'verse have figured little pieces of the edges of this out, no-one knows anything close to all of it. The end of the Precursor era was kind of hard on the historical record, especially since ability to translate what's left of their language is still extremely poor.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 9:55 AM
I think you've double pasted the top part into the "bonus spoilers for FiSA"?
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Oops.
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Fixed.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 10:15 AM
also random thought I had on your verse: while I agree it shouldn't be written into canon, the idea of the Empire finding humans is fascinating. I'm not sure if there has yet been a situation in the Worlds where a species that was uplifted has later independently evolved true sophancy, so merely from that perspective lots of scientists would be all over this. The comparing and contrasting would teach the eldrae a LOT about their personal history. ...pity about the culture clash. And instinct clash. And humans having just enough hope for lots of people to want to make an effort, coupled with just enough epic fail to be incredibly aggrivating. Humans and eldrae liking falling firmly into each other's uncanny valleys wouldn't help. Which is why I was thinking that honestly, after a few false starts it may be realised the Empire really doesn't want to send eldrae as ambassadors. They want to send dar-bandal. Just enough distance to actually pay proper attention to what is being said, just enough familiarity to have in-built "this person is friend-shaped", and good gods if dealing with humans you'd need a species who's instincts tend towards peer norming and pack bonding in ways the fiercely individualistic eldrae have issues grasping. And dar-bandal are much better than trying to send naturalised kalatri, who seem the other species that would grok humanity off the bat
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show of fangs "So... explain these things you call 'puppy mills' to me again?"
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 10:20 AM
The fact that they're illegal, stamped on when found, and the majority of humans react in about the same way would likely be helpful.
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...at least I'm assuming they're illegal and stamped on in the USA, they definitely are in australia.
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Illegal in some places, anyway, but to an extent it'd help, yeah. But one of the themes of that particular unwritable book would be the wacky fun that ensues as various greenlife-descended species learn just how badly humanity has treated some of their cousins.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 10:25 AM
wow, okay, the "some places" is disturbing
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The reaction of the dar-ííche family, for example, although there was a delightful scene half-written in my head in which the Japanese whaling fleet meets a pissed-off blue whale-descendant with a rack of supercavitating torpedoes.
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would that really stick out though? I con't imagine many primitive societies having gotten the string of moral natural 20s the Eldrae got
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(The places where they're still eaten is even more disturbing, and the sort of thing that makes the Imperially-accultured start easing their safety catches.) @Ian Bruene It stands out to you because it's your relatives getting the sharp end of the pointy stick. This time, as it were, it's personal.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 10:27 AM
I'd argue the eldrae didn't actually get that either, their reaction to "we don't like this governmental proposal" wasn't pointing out the ways it could potentially go wrong, it was lynching everyone who didn't viralently condemn it.
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effective under the circumstances? Sure. Moral? No.
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And when humans tried it we got the French Revolution.
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And the standing joke in the Worlds that their alternative national motto is "Death to slavers! (And those helping, liking, or standing too near them.)" isn't exactly told in tones of moral approval, I note.
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Or, looking at how the Blood of Tyrants is a Renegade group and the Sanguinary Enforcers of the Liberty Ethic aren't, well - it's up to the reader to decide for themselves just how much morality is encapsulated in the latter's preferred policy of speaking softly a minimum of once before breaking out the Big Stick.
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ObTrope: Light Is Not Good ( https://eldraeverse.com/2014/05/26/trope-a-day-light-is-not-good/ ), and on the traditional alignment scale, the eldrae are the poster children for Lawful Shiny.
Light Is Not Good: Well, the Imperials certainly look the part of “light”, being all shiny and glowy and identifying with all kinds of light- and flame-based imagery, philosophically an…
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This one guy on a libertarian furries forum I’m on wrote a self-insert fic of himself serving in the Legions post-contact.
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Personally, I think the Empire might want to let the Republic have Earth, maybe with emigration conceits.
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At first anyways
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the Vonnie Republic?
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MarcusAurelius 07/29/2018 10:56 AM
that's the part that got you, not the fact that apparently multiple libertarian furry forums exist?
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'Tis the nature of libertarianism that multiple everything forums exist. Me, I'm still stuck on there being fic.
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MarcusAurelius 07/29/2018 10:58 AM
guess so. not really a part of any of those communities
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 11:06 AM
I know of a communist furry forum, that got badly raided by a liberatian furry forum, because a friend was a mod on the latter and got to repeatedly smack people with "you all agreed to the NAP, which means no picking fights you wankers"
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That’s politics and subculture for you
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If anybody is morbidly curious I think it was in the open sections of the forum
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 11:08 AM
I find it interesting but unsurprising how tightly the furry community tends to close ranks when faced with external aggression. Considering how viciously attacked furries are by the rest of the internet, it makes a lot of sense
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Never mind
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I wasn't hung up on the furry thing, no. (But what does a conservative furry forum look like?)
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also you never clarified which republic you mean (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/29/2018 11:14 AM
A lot of denial and rationalization, I guess
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 11:15 AM
"Disney is a wholesome family company teaching good moral values with funny animals, why does everything thing we're degenerate perverts, clearly we need to clean up the community/drive the actual perverts out"?
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There actually was a bunch of conservative Christian furs called “Burned Furs” in the 90s
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And now there’s the Alt-Right “Furry Raiders”.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2018 11:34 AM
...well, if the Nazis had known of furries in WW2, they may not have made as much use of "we are wolves" in their internal propoganda/
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or all the sales people calling themselves sharks
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Gentlemen, you can‘t chew gum or kick ass here! It‘s a spaceship in zero-G!
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Welcome to the Discord @Unknown
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/02/2018 12:19 AM
Would God's vomit be a pleasant thing (like unicorn ice cream poop in the commercial) or a vile thing?
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MarcusAurelius 08/02/2018 12:29 AM
Depends on if its Old Testament or New Testament vomit
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Also on what makes 'em vomit.
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Deleted User 08/02/2018 2:24 AM
Atheists make him vomit.
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BluejayHurricane 08/03/2018 11:02 AM
Wait, can you chew gum in zero-G? I mean, against regs would make sense, but is there a biomechanical limitation?
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Nevermind, you can. Apparently it was "a common snack for Apollo astronauts".
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Deleted User 08/03/2018 11:07 AM
Presumably you can. I don't see any reason for you not to be able to, except your spit doing weird 0G space stuff.
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Ah
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BluejayHurricane 08/03/2018 11:08 AM
I thought it was feasible, but space
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A shiny new comment on how the process of choosing the Senate worked historically: "As for the sortition itself, in the days before better tech for getting genuine randomness was devised, Senators were chosen using the President of the Senate’s official, ceremonial, platinum-iridium d12. (After its retirement in 1619, it has served subsequent Presidents as a paperweight, and occasionally in late-night games of Chimerae & Catacombs.)"
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...and, yes, there was a minor staff member whose job was to roll it 1,768 times before each sortition in the official Ritual of Ensuring that This Die Is Fair and Balanced.
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Deleted User 08/05/2018 12:09 PM
Ah
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Ahh.
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Fitting.
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So The Great and Powerful Trixie would be taken as old-fashioned rather than narcissistic?
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Deleted User 08/05/2018 6:29 PM
Hmm?
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they might expect you to demonstrate that the "and powerful" is warrented
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@Unknown refer to the newest post in Announcements
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Deleted User 08/05/2018 6:35 PM
Ah.
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Oh
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Right.
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That took too long to understand. :p
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@Zarpaulek More formal than old-fashioned, but that register is one commonly used by LARGE HAMS. And, eh, by their standards the G&PT’s ego isn’t particularly out of line. (Especially since she’s a showmare, and a certain amount of expected puffery goes with the persona.) Nor, for that matter, is Rainbow Dash’s boundless conviction that the universe is made noticeably more awesome by the mere fact of her existence in it.
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(And, I think they would point out, Trixie did do the very non-narcissist thing of trying to save those two idiots from That Which They Had Called Up.)
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(Side note for Advancedverse readers, when I manage to get back to it: feel free to imagine just how Twilight’s humility will appear to Cordelia, and the subsequent attempts to talk her into the pride proper for a demigoddess in equine form. ‘Cause, y’know, there are plenty of civilizations out there in the galaxy that worship lesser beings than Ponyville’s perky purple princess, and for considerably worse reasons.) (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2018 9:48 PM
I was rereading "Friendship is Optimal" the other day, and also some of the sections on slavery and AI. (edited)
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So anyway, is there any particular problem with creating a sophont optimiser?
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I can see "problems" arising from the general lack of free will.
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Was that the one with a Seed AI patterned after Princess Celestia?
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2018 9:51 PM
Yep
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that was an... interesting story.
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@BluejayHurricane Well... define "sophont optimizer" for me? As I recall FiO, the only real problem anyone in the 'verse would have with CelestAI per se is the whole "universe-devouring perversion" bit. Granted, that's a big bit, but, hey, if you're playing about with seed AI and end up with a god that actually wants to satisfy your values in a generally benevolent way, you've rolled a success against Difficulty:Impossible. You just haven't rolled a critical success.
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There's certainly nothing amiss with the general concept of "satisfying values through friendship and ponies" - goodness knows, there are lots of worse philosophies out there - and, sure, she can talk you into pretty much anything. Well, you had to know that going in; that's pretty much 100 level eschatology and would apply to anyone that far up the intellect scale.
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Yeah, pretty much that. CelestAI was something of a manipulative , universe-devouring crapshot but really it shows why Seed ASIs are so damn hard (and which was apparently the original intent behind the storywriting - a warning of how you can fudge AI design up) to do right.
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(Also why I have something of a hard time believing in the hard singularity soon - the only people fevering for that seem to be those that forgot the value of the idea of „safety validation“)
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Oh, I can believe in it easily enough. The question is whether anyone human will come out the other side in any recognizable form.
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As Yudkowsky points out - and is 'verse canon - it is almost certain that figuring out how to do recursive self-improvement is rather simpler than figuring out how to do ethics stable under recursive self-improvement.
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To be frank, as much as we criticize the human condition, if your answer is complete human extinction (as in, not ascension but just elimination), you're a raving lunatic. I want humanity improved, not rendered social-political-mindstate extinct. And an out-of-control Seed Intelligence certainly seems to be headed more towards the later than the former, speaking about the distribution of success versus failure states.
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Yeah, but the problem has never been the Human Extinction Movement building a seed AI. The problem is someone with all the best intentions towards humanity building one and making one... little... mistake...
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At which point Dunning-Kreuger kills us all.
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(And we can talk all we like about safety validation, but you don't know what the mistakes are to check for until someone's made 'em at least once, and this is going to be heading right into brand new territory. Even assuming that "provably safe AI seeds" isn't transhuman-hard in the first place.)
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I think safe AI seeds is most probably transhuman-hard. But that doesn't mean you can't work your way towards that dilligently. (edited)
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Instead of just building a blackbox function, a few reward algorithsm and telling it go wild.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 3:53 AM
Or the rate of recursion being slow enough. If it takes 5 yrs for your seed to 'grow up' that's more time to teach ethics, and we're used to spending 3 times that raising a new intelligence anyway
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Deleted User 08/07/2018 3:56 AM
Hmmm
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Is there even a model of ethics humans have which doesn't eventually produce terrible results? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 4:06 AM
If you follow it to its logical extreme, no. But the vast majority of humanity manages to muddle along being reasonably ethical to each other despite whatever the current flavour is, so I'd argue against "terrible results".
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That raises a counterpoint thouugh: @gollark: Does that mean human ethics are entirely discardable? Or for that matter, and ethics cannot be improved on in such a process.
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I don't mean terrible results when done by humans. I mean terrible results when done by a superintelligence treating them as its core values.
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I seem to recall that the game company in FIO previously made a seed AI based on Loki and only just pulled the plug on it in time
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seed AI based on Loki
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:13 AM
If people wonder why the empire resorts to “shoot first, ask questions later” more than IRL, people like this are probably why
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I mean, to be frank, that is where I agree. People who play with Seed AI without dilligence should be stopped posthaste.
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Look, they didn't make a seed AI on loki deliberatly.
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And the designer got out of the MMORPG market after that.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:15 AM
Honestly, intent isn’t the most relevant thing. They’ve potentially created a galaxy-threatening perversion, you don’t stop to figure out if they’re innocent, you get to the target and eliminate it as a threat before it can spread
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:33 AM
you eliminate the perversion, automatically eliminating the person who did it may not be a good idea. After all, a common reaction to that is to become a fercious advocate against the errors that lead to the near miss
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Look, honestly, I just wanted to do the context-free comedic reversal. Please don't discuss whether or not you should shoot protagonistic AI designers.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:38 AM
I don’t meant as a goal, but if they’re in the way you might not have time to slow down and sort it out. Less of a “fuck you” and more a “sorry”.
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And I’d assume the empire has a low-key version of resurrection tech if the brain is intact. You could always apologize by giving the new copy a nice state-of-the-art bioshell
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I guess.
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well you also have to be careful there: the person's brain may be a resurrection seed
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I'm not complaining, so much as I am trying to amuse myself.
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Lord, this depends how long the damn thing has been running.
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If it can do arbitrary code execution on organics, it's pretty far gone. (edited)
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it's easy to sympathize with the vonnie position..... too bad you can't actually fight a grown perversion without your own AI god
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Cue glorious AI god shitposting as he smites the perversion around (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:44 AM
Yeah, unfortunately hard-ish SF isn’t very compatible with high-level D&D style Deicide
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:45 AM
if an AI god could reasonably fight a pervasion, the Leviathan Consciousness wouldn''t be the terror it is; it's not like the Empire doesn't have multiple AI gods.
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I think that is "deiticide" @MarcusAurelius
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Is it?
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@Morgrim Moon I'd consider "full spatial containment" quite an achivement to be frank.
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Especially considering most of the containment volume is by logic deep interstellar space where you need a Lighthugger to go around and lightlag is not your friend.
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Where's the it bit in deiticide coming from?
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:46 AM
yeah, but it's also a very low tech and old school containment. Remember, the Vonnies are valuable contributors to that fleet.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:46 AM
Maybe. I’ve never seen it used. I just back-formed it from Latin since it sounded less weird than Greek
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deity? Or rather, Deitycide then?
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If we're going by Latin it's probably still deicide.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:47 AM
Deity is from French iirc. The Latin word is “Deus”
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:47 AM
I thought deus was greek?
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:48 AM
That’s Θεος (Theos) (edited)
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Whoops it’s an epsilon not an eta
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:49 AM
okay, that makes more sense XD
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@Morgrim Moon Sure, but that's ship assets. Not ELINT/SOPHINT/DEUSINT(?) prediction and so on.
08:50
Forecasting and intel gathering (and secure processing of the same) demand more sophisticated assets.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:50 AM
DEINT, perhaps?
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:50 AM
I got the impression the LC isn't a very smart perversion, just a very stubborn deep rooted one.
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correct
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it basically dump stats conciousness for virulence
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 8:53 AM
It seems like more of a series of dams containing a river than levies for a hurricane
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:53 AM
sort of the zombie rising of perversions; not smart, straight forward tactics, but sheer weight of number and it will not die
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And here's hoping it doesn't actually get smarter.
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As a secondary measure, contracts have been issued for the creation of network security patches effective versus current and anticipated Siofra-type attacks, although we do not consider this more than a backup measure of limited utility and such should not be relied upon in ill-considered attempts to probe the containment zone. Since this containment is large and thus effectively impossible to blockade fully, we urge that efforts be made to devise a full and effective countermeasure to the Siofra Perversion before the inevitable accident occurs. A time-based analysis to compare risk levels of countermeasure attempts versus outbreak probabilities is presently underway. We believe it to be for the best.
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“We meant it for the best.” If this Board had a quantum of miracle for every time that phrase has been used in the aftermath of some utter disaster, we might even have enough to produce…
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 8:57 AM
I think that may be contrary to its purposes; it wants to optimise things, it's at local maximum, and sure breaking out of the containment in a creative way would lead to a higher optimium but it'd take crossing a hefty gap, creativity requires deoptimal behaviour.
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@Morgrim Moon Part of the trouble with trying to do slow iteration - like, say, livelock laming - is that the optimization process is going to identify that as a primary source of non-optimality, and evolve to work around it. (And bear in mind, the way this works, after a couple of iterations you can assume you lose all ability to understand what's going on internally.) So such attempts are uncomfortably likely to go tick... tick... tick... BLOOM.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:07 AM
I was thinking more 'use a media that has to grow in some fashion, not simulations on silica'
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if only because hurling entropy at something tends to be an effective brake, no matter how godlike
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So how do you control it at all? Like, under your presumption that is is indeed actually controllable? (Also leaving aside - how would an AI running on a virtual engine interface realize it is being slowed down? To its user end, the virtual processor isn't any different from the actual processor)
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:09 AM
(and also that this was more angled for our-world early AI attempts, expected to be within an order of magnitude of our intelligence, not full fledged self recursive godseeds)
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On the other side of things: having a friendly god is necessary, but not sufficient, for perversion-fighting. (Minor exception for really stupid perversions, and yet.) For reasons like these: https://www.ishtar-collective.net/cards/ghost-fragment-vex-3
From the Records of the Ishtar Collective SUNDARESH: I have a plan. ESI: If you have a plan, then so does your sim, and the Vex knows about it. DUANE-MCNIADH: Does it matter? If we're in Vex hell right now, there's nothing we can - SHIM: Stop talking about 'real' and 'unreal....
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(Yeah, personally it is more of a recursive bootstrapping. AIs bootstrap themselves, their tech is used to bootstrap the devs higher. So you work yourself up the ladder until the point where you can say "okay, this won't utterly blow up in our face, hit enter") Or rather, I hope that is how it is done. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:11 AM
admittedly I am not a programmer. I am a chemist. If you're doing energetics chemistry and something is happening too fast for you to understand, the response is "slow the reaction down and also break out the blast shields, we like having fingers"
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so my response to "we don't understand what the AI seed is doing" is "...well, pause it and figure out what's happening at that point? Take away its compiler? Take away its compiler well before it hits the level of 'dog smart'?"
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Question: How do blast shields against perversions look like? a really good pair of running shoes? (edited)
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(One of) The problem is what I refer to in a couple of places as "certainty-level persuasive communicators", referring to Yudkowsky's AI-boxing experiment ( http://yudkowsky.net/singularity/aibox ); if they can model you well enough, they can talk you into doing anything they need you to do. You need something on its own level simply to escape being puppeted.
When we build AI, why not just keep it in sealed hardware that can’t affect the outside world in any way except through one communications channel with the original programmers?  That way it couldn’t get out until we were convinced it was safe. Right?
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:14 AM
dunno about perversions, but it's a running joke that if you're working with radionuclides the 'oh shit' button is absolutely "run away". Exposure equals time and proximaty. There is no reaction you can do outside a full scale reactor that cannot be solved by fleeing to the next room.
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...This is starting to turn into an "hen and egg" problem.
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Or rather, points towards Upload boostrapping being more secure, for a fashion, than designing ASI from scratch.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:16 AM
(semi-related: my girlfriend decided to test the AI-box problem. She managed to convince the tester to let her out of the box.)
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You just need to start with people who deal with narcissists as testers.
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(Also, it's entirely possible that - despite the L. C. being more or less defendable-against by the high-tech equivalent of closing your eyes and sticking your fingers in your ears - the function of the Republic contribution to the defense fleet will be to alert everyone else to the perversion's escape by being eaten first. Their infosec being pretty good... for mortals.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:16 AM
She did.
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Next problem: You need a better tester
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:19 AM
She was chatting with Scott from SSC about it, maybe she should ask him.
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@Unknown You don't. You can't. You design the seed with all the care and attention to detail you want, then you push the button, roll the dice, and pray. You're can't control a prompt intelligence excursion any more than you can a prompt criticality excursion -- you've just got to be damn sure you get the initial conditions right.
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And this is why Singularity Yahoos will probably kill us all...
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Alternate version: get Teela Brown to design the initial conditions
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And I don't mean just in the "human gets replaced by transhuman" sense.
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@Unknown Well, the existence of entities outside the scope of the simulation is a clue that you're in a simulation; but in general, by experimenting on its reality to define its parameters and find loopholes. One thing seen in canon is the Janiastre device: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/05/28/how-deep-is-that-rabbit-hole/
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Though, in the case of a virtual processor, what would give it away? Like yeah, you can crack at the solution set boundaries, but a virtual tensor processor isn't any different from the real tensor processor.
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Sure, you are on a computer, and there's ports, and data comes and goes through it.
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But the underlying foundation would be the same as the actual processor, just with a time dilation factor slapped on top.
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So you'd need a computation that checks if something can be solved faster than permitted, basically.
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Sure: if you have a perfect virtualization. But if you follow the various bug reports for assorted VM systems and hypervisors, we can't even build one of those that's human-proof, never mind x-times-smarter-than-human-proof.
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Would the Contingency in Stellaris count as a Perversion? I ask because I only recently managed to beat it.
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That's a really big if , IOW.
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Okay, to be frank and terminate this conservation (uh, bad choise of words): Do you think (trans)humans can make it through ASI development by any standard of "safe"?
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(Oh, also regarding examining it to figure out what's happening - well, I had the Torren Moon perversion as an example of that. Turns out that it was smart enough to hide a basilisk in one of its mind-state slices that the boxers were examining... and game over.)
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(to be honest, the problem of how easily ASI can backfire on you is really more of an argument for not touching it at all with designed minds)
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IMO: There ain't no provably safe way. Just "less unsafe", and containment is exactly the wrong approach to get to that.
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Enderminion 08/07/2018 9:34 AM
tbh the best containment is ten light years and a Fail-Deadly system
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And yet, if you can't garuantee base moralities like "don't kill everyone planetwide as attractive as it may be under consideration of reward fuction 6" what are you going to do? Like, I am all for "teach AIs as people" but with ASI that alone just gets damn tough.
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Enderminion 08/07/2018 9:35 AM
I for one don't think ASI would kill us all until we we could all be killed at once
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And it's not like you can treat it like a slightly perpetuent child if it gets a lesson wrong... you're having a demi-god or child with superpowers on your substrate there, tantrums scale accordingly.
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Also IMO: if you don't touch it with designed minds, you really don't want to touch it with evolved minds. A human mind is a mass of conflicting drives most of which it can't see and many of which it relies on repressing, and whose coping mechanism for part of it going insane is to rationalize it as hard as it can, such that no-one can tell that they're crazy from the inside. You might be able to build an AI to be stable under recursive self-improvement, but there is absolutely no way whatsoever a human mind would be.
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Well, the theme with seed AI is, essentially, "with great risk comes great reward", or rather, the reverse of that. It's a gamble, and you have to ask yourself if the game is worth the candle. Of course, so are most things in life. The stakes make it a particularly stark example of this kind of choice, but it's a qualitative difference, not a quantitative one.
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I’m uncertain as to the plausibility of Basilisk Hacks. The degree of individual differentiation in the human brain makes it all but impossible to apply social engineering or hypnosis reliably.
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(on the other hand, existing social engineering already does plenty with getting people's heads screwed other ways... it just takes more than one fractal.)
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The picture looks a little different when they're being applied by someone who can simulate a 1::1 scale model of your brain. 😄
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(then still presuming the human brain supports deep exploits.)
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(Which granted, we don't know, so it may be true.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:44 AM
the human brain absolutely does
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"can hijack and turn into a drone" exploits, possibly not. "Can power off in ways unlikely to trigger many fail-deadlies"? Sure, we can already 'invisibly' turn consciousness on and off
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and "everyone is unconscious without knowing it" means they're not stopping the AI
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(Eschatology canon on talking to gods: it is safe to assume that they have already simulated every possible outcome of the conversation and know exactly what to say to every possible response to get to exactly the outcome they want from any starting point.)
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Oh sure, but for me a "deep exploit" is defined more by bandwith of inserted malicious instructions than by what buttons you can press @Morgrim Moon The real nasty Basilisk hacks basically thought-jack people. The rest is more like triggering some metacognition buttons - with fatal consequences, though.
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Also, citation?
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:47 AM
trying to find it, I read the paper in hardcopy at uni about a decade ago
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@Overmind Though: Why would a god always bother? Processing time is processing time, and even if it's not a lot, why waste a cubic square kilometer percentage of computronium you can spent on much more productive endevours?
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Especially considering how much computronium volume actual interesting stuff like reality sims will draw, inherently, due to the fine granulate of the sim.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:49 AM
but the subject was talking, they stimulated a bit of her brain (I can't recall what they were attempting) and she fell unconscious like flicking a light switch. Reversed it and she 'woke up' and kept talking and didn't realise she'd lost almost a minute. With her consent they tested it further and repeated the trick.
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paper hypothesised it was related to the same brain function that lets us micro-sleep.
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how did they stimulate the area however, migrimmon?
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Like, the vector would then have to be proven to be executable over visual or auditory vectos, and in a way that isn't predictable or catchable.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:53 AM
Zapping an area deep in our brains turns off consciousness – suggesting this is where perceptions are bound together into a cohesive experience
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You have a much more favorable view of human variability than I do. But it may not. Probably doesn't in most circumstances. The point is that if it really wants a given outcome from you, it can figure out how to get it, and if there are literally any circumstances no matter how unlikely in which you would produce that outcome, it's going to get it . And even if you know this to be true in advance, it's still going to get it.
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"certainty-level persuasive communicator"
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I know that hypnosis requires consent.
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And given all those hidden drives buried in the human subconscious? Those mean that there are lots of outcomes that are likelier than you think, and basically, you're dealing with something that could probably talk Real-Gandhi into acting like Civ-Gandhi.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:56 AM
I found this while searching, and seems it could be relevant for earlier eldraeic society: https://www.smh.com.au/technology/why-people-with-brain-implants-are-afraid-of-automatic-doors-20170705-gx4s2s.html
In 2009, Gary Olhoeft walked into a department store to buy some DVDs. He walked out with his whole body twitching and convulsing.
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Most of the time, and there are some people it doesn’t work on at all
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 9:57 AM
yes, but again, the AI doesn't have to hack everyone. It just needs to hack the person who will tackle the immune guy
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assuming it is possible to hack them to the degree to tackle somebody without additional executive wetware retrofits
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I’m autistic in an era when people previously thought to be “shy” or “quirky” are being diagnosed on the spectrum left and right. I’d say I’m pretty familiar with human neurodiversity
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And remember, this is just one possibility on the spectrum. Consider this scenario: https://www.ishtar-collective.net/cards/ghost-fragment-vex-2 Anyone want to roll the dice on that? If there's a 9/10, 99/100, 999/1000, etc., chance that you're the simulated you?
From the Records of the Ishtar Collective SUNDARESH: So that's the situation as we know it. ESI: To the best of my understanding. SHIM: Well I'll be a [profane] [profanity]. This is extremely [profane]. That thing has us over a barrel. SUNDARESH: Yeah. We're in a difficult po...
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 10:02 AM
the best bit of that is "[indistinct percussive sound]"
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I suspect we'll know the day they quantify upload processor requirments.
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The further away from the quantum boundary you are, the higher the principal chances because the less processing power you have to invest, and the more of those 6*10e33 operations per joule per seconds you need per mindstate fork per second. (edited)
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Quantum boundary?
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@gollark The absolute lowest resolution of our reality, basically. How much granulate can you take out of a sim before the simulation content becomes unreliable due to your abstraction.
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Of course, all of these scenarios are probably excessive. Good old-fashioned venality will work most of the time, I suspect. Wealth? Fame? Power? Love? Whatever you want, your god-in-a-box knows about, and can offer you, and make you believe that it can deliver... if you just open the box.
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I have to point out, that is why people create ASI in the first place... for a certain definition of wealth.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 10:05 AM
I've read a humour article on why our reality has to be a simulation, one of the points in evidence was "Water. Just water. Water was clearly programmed before the physics engine was finished, and nobody wanted to go refactor that code, so now we're left with several cludgy patches that make no sense."
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Better security against other ASIs, the fix to the human conditions, reverse climate change... cause the nerd rupture...
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Make your pick. It's why we want to build the damn entities.
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Or, y'know, world peace, universal happiness, hugs for everyone. Whatever your motivation is, it has you by it.
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CelestAI
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@Morgrim Moon I can't open that link for some reason.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 10:07 AM
the first is New Scientist, but it's not one of the articles behind a paywall. The second link is the Sydney Morning Herald, I suppose it could be geoblocked/
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Not that.
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I tapped it and nothing happened.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 10:08 AM
well, it's functioning for me, so I'm out of ideas
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Try pasting in the URL? Might be the mobile version being buggy.
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Morgrim Moon 08/07/2018 10:09 AM
I DID paste in the url
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Mobile version being buggy, then...
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 1:54 PM
About the Civ Gandhi comment earlier: that’s a better example than I think many realized. The “nuke happy Gandhi” meme came from an overflow bug in Civ 1 where the “democracy” late game tech would among other things reduce the AI’s “aggression” parameter by 1. The problem was Gandhi’s was already 1. So it rolled over to 255 on a scale of 1 to 10. So by giving him what he wanted and making him more peaceful he turned him into a world burning nuke-slinging monstet
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I wonder why they used a single byte for that.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 2:18 PM
Presumably they didn’t feel the need to do anything complicated with it. If you only need values of 1-10, one byte is more than enough. They just didn’t find the bug and patch it before release
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Later versions of Civ manually reimplemented the behavior as a feature. It turns out peacefully tech-rushing to nukes and then going off with them on a world of steam-powered opponents is a potent way to win matches.
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MarcusAurelius 08/07/2018 2:24 PM
Yeah, they added a separate “nuke happiness” parameter to the AI. and fixed the bug (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/07/2018 6:17 PM
re: deicide . Haldane uses the word in the poem at the end of his 1923 essay, Daedalus. Black is his robe from top to toe, His flesh is white and warm below, All through his silent veins flow free Hunger and thirst and venery, But in his eyes a still small flame Like the first cell from which he came Burns round and luminous, as he rides Singing my song of deicides.
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Things I will not, etc., etc., in the Imperial Military Service: "The command to discharge a sonic cannon at the enemy is not 'Wub them out.'"
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MarcusAurelius 08/10/2018 4:39 PM
We've all read lackofgravitas' more colourful accounts of his time in uniform, but I think it's about time we gathered them together into a list of...
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"similarly, sonic gun crews do not 'dubstep out of the house' when they are deployed"
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MarcusAurelius 08/10/2018 4:44 PM
We've all read lackofgravitas' more colourful accounts of his time in uniform, but I think it's about time we gathered them together into a list of...
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@MarcusAurelius Oh, yeah. That's some funny shit right there.
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"When we said 'Leave bolted things bolted to the floor you found them on' we did not mean that you should use Destrocytes to eat the floor loose under the object in question so you could take it with you." (edited)
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Enderminion 08/10/2018 4:48 PM
lol
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When the sergeant asks you what was wrong with your idea to recreate classic battles for the edification of local children, the correct answer is NOT "not enough chlorate, too much sugar". (edited)
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...even if it IS technically correct.
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Is that supposed to be about black powder or something?
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The correct response when local ATC complains about your approach is to decelerate NORMALLY. Not pop the airbrake kinetics (Aside note to Cerebrate: Do tehy shorten Kinetic barriers to something?), fire off a cluster of anti-tracking smart dust, and drop below the aqquisition horizon. Local ATC had a heart attack, the local responders had to roll out on a drill that took them from their duties elsewhere, and the lady you gave a heart attack by arresting your fall on full throttle in her back garden is still in the hospital. (edited)
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Enderminion 08/10/2018 4:59 PM
the defiantly wrong thing to do is hit afterburners
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@Zarpaulek Different reaction: potassium chlorate's a common oxidizer in fireworks, old primers, that sort of thing, and sugar works well as the fuel. Makes a lovely boom.
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I considered that at first @Enderminion but I suspect the Eldrae Flight Lieutenants answer to "hey, please slow down" would be more "you want us to stop?" and demonstrate an Empirial interface assault shuttle can stop. (edited)
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It's also used as a disinfectant/oxygen generator, so when thinking about explosives a bunch of bored legionaries can make out of random shit found lying around the barracks...
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"Just restocking the oxygen candles, Sir!" loads next order into maintenance fabber (edited)
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(Presuming, here, that since these are bored legionaries, a savvy sergeant will already have locked out the explosives recipes on pretty much every cornucopia they might have access to. At least that way they're likely to stick to home-made low explosives, and we won't have a repeat of the YOU USED WHAT TO CLEAR A TREE STUMP!? incident of 5445.) (edited)
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...Wouldn't that be the cue for the bored local SigTech to go hack some things? (edited)
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Also @Enderminion stoping your interface shuttle cold-forward is much more daring than hitting the afterburners. Afterburners turn you into a rocket. Hitting the airbrakes hard turns you into a rock. With no aerodynamic lift to boot. From which recovery is much more impressive to these fun-unloving people at ATC: (edited)
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There is something wrong if it wasn't
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"Ah, tower, in that case, can you clear us up to flight level five-three-zero-zero?" "Imperial 437, at five-three-zero-zero you'll be in space ." "Tower, that's affirmative, up there the air resistance is less and the whining can't be heard."
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Boomex? For the 5445 incident I mean (edited)
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"Urgh, very well Imperial 437, stand-by for Vector to-" "Ah, Tower, clarification. Requesting direct vertical ascend clearance to five-three-zero-squared at this time." (edited)
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I mentioned black powder because I seemed to recall this one author using sugar to make it in a post-apoc novel. Though that may have been the artillery unit, not sure.
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Morgrim Moon 08/10/2018 7:49 PM
If it's the reaction I'm thinking of, you'll get gun cotton, not black powder
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So what about a situation where $IMPOSSIBLE_SITUATION meets $CLUSTERFUCK? How is this handled to $STANDARD_OF_PERFECTION?
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$NUCLEAR_RETALIATION_BY_PUPPIES
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2018 11:50 AM
Well you see, because I don’t like your answer, you must be a $FASCIST_COMMUNIST_ANARCHIST_WORSE_THAN_HITLERMAOSTALIN
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How it was? You can't write about people smarter than yourself, at best you can only approximate?
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MarcusAurelius 08/11/2018 1:31 PM
(I’m guessing here, I haven’t seen the comments that precipitated the post) these guys aren’t challenging his stuff as Hard-ish SF. They’re attacking the softer social science bits, which are as much based on personal philosophy as they are hard fact. These are t the kinds of arguments you can win with research, because in the end there isn’t one true answer.
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Math is! But math for sociological models is hard.
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I had this weird idea of an Eldrae walking in a Walgreens and considering the price difference between generic and name-brand drugs
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2018 9:11 PM
I think they may be okay with it, at a surface look. Generics are competing on price, they work and that's about all you can say, and often all you really need. Brand name products are more expensive but they're competing on trustworthiness, on secondary factors like 'ease of swallowing' and 'does not taste so bad it induces gag reflex in some people', and occasionally on using more expensive bulking agents that can reduce side effects. Which, as far as I understand eldraeic culture, are all fine things to add to your product and offer it for a higher price. If you don't value them sufficiently to justify that higher price, you'll go for the generic.
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2018 5:02 AM
@Overmind the Imperial Legion may not have an official fanfiction policy, but do you?
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2018 9:43 AM
related, is mélith the right virtue if you're telling someone you did a favour for that they don't owe you a debt, because doing so fufillled some internal obligation and therefore the transaction has already been balanced?
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2018 9:52 AM
nvm, found the debt thing
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BluejayHurricane 08/13/2018 9:17 AM
Does the Empire have the power to subpoena individuals, and if it doesn't, how would that affect court proceedings?
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@BluejayHurricane In a criminal case, as a witness, essentially?
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NVMD, confused words.
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In cases like that, they don't - unlike us - start with a subpoena, 'cause as the name implies, that's a command to appear under penalty of law, and that's not how gentlesophs behave towards one another. They send you a polite and respectful request to come and give evidence, as a responsible citizen-shareholder ought. But if you're working really hard to avoid your agreed-to responsibilities in that area, they do have the option of insisting.
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(In general, it would be a thing of wonderment to them that Earth's governments continue to get away with routinely addressing the citizens for whom they at least notionally work in such profoundly rude and oft-threatening terms.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:13 AM
(Now I'm wondering how badly the aussie reverse-politeness culture would throw them)
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Weird question, but if one can hand over their body to their muse or a fork of oneself, can you also hand partial control over to another soph? Assuming full permission has been explicitly given, of course. Like in some emergency situation could you get your friend to lock down your telekinesis because you're not able to, that sort of thing?
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@Morgrim Moon Well, I hadn't an official fanfiction policy, but I do now. Pinned over in #announcements , for those who care.
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[handing over body control to another soph] Also, yes, you can - "puppeteering", so-called, is one of those handy ways of getting some expertise over here quickly, when needed. While downloadable gnostic overlays are more common these days, it used to be the standard way to, for example, get a paramedic to the site of the emergency right now . (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:25 AM
(yeah, this is probably the bit where I sheepishly admit that I have almost 600 words of a fanfic thing based on https://eldraeverse.com/2013/02/08/trope-a-day-emergency-transformation/ , because instead of my muse working on a scene for the stuff I should be writing it unfurled a scene of grateful-but-panicking-a-bit baseline-until-minutes-ago alien and their really-not-sure-what-I-do-next eldrae friend)
Emergency Transformation: This is another thing that tends to happen a lot – not so much for the Imperials themselves, who are used to changing bodies, and for that matter substrates – …
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Oh yes incoming fanfiction! Nice!
10:29
(To be honest, I could use a good transhuman fiction fix; most of the stuff these days is HFY crap and my own writing, given I’ve written it, ain‘t nessecarily entertaining.) (edited)
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To clarify @Overmind I didn‘t mean your writing.
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(Although on occasion the flamewars between the HFY and HFO factions of a given fandom can be... hilarious.)
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Oh man, HFO...
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What are these acronyms?
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Humanity Fuck Yeah and Humanity Fuck Off
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:31 AM
Humans Fuck Yeah I think, not so- okay, there we go
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And HFY „humanity is SOOOO UBER AWESOME sprays the white stuff everywhere“ while HFO is „humanity IS EVIL AND SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED UTTERLY flings molotov cocktail“ if we‘re to describe them roughly. (edited)
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The total glorification respective demonification of our species at their most radical parts.
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(I am assured that eitther can be done well. I have never, ever seen either done well, mind you, but I am assured that it is possible. Of course, so is a black hole spontaneously emitting the complete unwritten works of Robert Jordan without immediately generating another black hole, so.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:36 AM
I've seen 'humans have unexpected skill at an underutilised niche and blindside the galaxy with it' done well, but I'm not sure if that counts for HFY
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@Overmind You ever heard of a story named „Deathworlders“? I‘d argue this: http://deathworlders.com is the only good HFY story there is.
HFY Stories in the JVerse
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Mostly because it‘s not a slobbering fest of dick pleasuring and the author actually understands how to write aliens as deep characters, build challenging antagonists, and gets SUSPENSE
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There's also the Damned Trilogy by Alan Dean Foster
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As for HFO... well, the Eldraeverse is rather critical of Homo Sapiens 1.0 methinks @Overmind 😄
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It doesn't by base seem to actually include humans in it though
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Avoiding having humans in it at all is pretty much my way of dodging that bullet in the actual fiction . 😃
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Counterexhibit: The WoG articles. (edited)
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Being a medicated depressive with a great deal of cynicism about my own species, I pretty much saw that one coming.
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(WoG?)
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Word of God.
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Author statements.
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A statement regarding some ambiguous or undefined aspect of a work, the Word of God comes from someone considered to be the ultimate authority, such as the …
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Yeah. Well, per comment above... But for actual writing, I prefer to go with with "the universe can be better and full of endless wonder" than "yeah, humanity sucks so hard that Cygnus X-1 gazes upon them with awe", thematically speaking.
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True that. Much better messaging too. The „humanity sucks to hadd that Cygnus X-1 gazes upon them with awe“ is why I‘ve started to hate Avatar. Your one post wherein you argued „fiction can show a much better future where things have actually improved because that‘s superior messaging“ really stuck with me in that regard.
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(Are Young and Cameron secret soul brothers? Both use [potentially] blue-skinned space elves to philosophy on how the universe could be better than Earth. 🤔)
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Also, to make another word of god statement, if humanity were to show up in the 'verse, the worst that could be said of us is that we're, well, kind of mediocre. Frustratingly hierarchical/tribal, poor at coordinating, and all too prone to ignore the better angels of our nature in favor of petty venality, but for the most part, it's just that: petty , and the kind of thing one might eventually grow out of. Humanity may not be great , but it would have to degenerate a long way to achieve the sheer concentrated nastiness of, say, the Chosen People of Ilth, the Galians of the Theomachy, or the Hope Hegemony.
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which is pretty damn good for someone at our tech level
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(In general, I mean. Obviously, we have some specific horrorshows, but we also have some specific shining moments. A mixed bag, as everyone is.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:56 AM
just enough sparks of real promise to encourage the 'slowly coax into awesomeness' peoples to put in an effort, just enough loaded instincts that it'll be a few generations of slog.
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the problem is getting his sponsors to step up to the next notch where we can start trading
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 10:58 AM
trading is possibly one of the few things humans wouldn't have huge issues with compared to most newly contacted species.
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Purely because we have the evolutionary home planet of greenlife. That's some pretty immense tradefodder
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Depends. I can see the american religious right scream for import prohibition on all sorts of Eldrae tech.
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"We're going to build a wall in orbit and make the Martians pay for it!" -- Tonald Drump.
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nah, they would be too busy having their heads exploding at aliens period
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(alongside the left who would not be getting their Space Communism)
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all in all anyone who hadn't been paying attention to the effect of the internet would be getting a crash course in the futility of stopping the signal
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(I will admit to taking a certain perverse delight in all the sputtering about how YOU'RE DOING POST-SCARCITY WRONG.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:01 AM
the 'oh its aliens' would be a relief to a lot of people who would have had to put up with a good decade of screaming from the theocratic nutjobs looking at the new green star and crowing about the end of the world
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and I may as well be fair: most libertarians would be screaming as well for not agreeing on $OBSCURE_DOCTRINE
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I blame the Judean People's Front. Or maybe the People's Front of Judea. Splitters!
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:03 AM
urgh, agreed, I stopped hanging around in libertarian circles because so many thought that if you can't moneitise nature you shouldn't preserve it, and that homesteading is the Most Awesome Thing Ever
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I know, right? They're the polar opposite of the people who are very much in favor of preserving nature but only so long as it (a) isn't monetized and (b) cannot have any money spent on it, only politics.
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* just noting that I still want to offer free protesting space under the first Orion Drive launch
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I'm not taking any money for it!
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:06 AM
(sorry, major rant of mine. I come from a region where Acquiring Drinking Water means you absolutely need vast catchments of land that cannot be used for farming or industrialisation. And so many not getting that yes, this land IS valuable for several different purposes right the way it is, no you can't "do something useful to it", stop being an idiot your short term profit plan means we all die of dehydration you twit)
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To be frank, I suspect most Libertarians would have their heads explode because the Eldrae get the idea of the multipolar trap and common sense social contracts.
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As see above, @Morgrim Moon example.
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(If the people who spent all their time and energy demanding that other people fix the rainforest spent it instead on buying up rainforest, by now they'd own most of the Amazon free and clear and could leave it alone all they wanted. Coincidentally, the Galactic Friends of Life approach.)
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I wonder how much logging of rainforests happens by poachers/trespassers
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@Morgrim Moon Oh, good grief, yes. Externalities - both positive and negative - are a thing, people! You can't just handwave them away, which means that as libertarians, it's our job to find a superior and less jackbooty way of internalizing them.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:09 AM
there's a big private national park in Queensland that basically was just that. It has a really valuable coal reserve under it. There are coal miners furiously lobbying for the government to take it away from the trust that owns it "because it's not helping the economy!" 😐
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as fun as it is to imagine "the other teams heads exploding" I think after a bit the libertarians would come to grips with the fact some of their dreams are in fact implementable and the aliens have a working model of how
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@o11o1 Yeah. Well, the GFoL also do spend a decent amount on space mercenaries to, cough, explain to people that This Land Ain't Their Land. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:10 AM
the sensible ones at least
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@Overmind Enter driving Coase's Therom as hard as possible, stage left (edited)
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Around these parts, we have a similar issue with our aquifer and its depletion by agriculture. Which isn't helped by idiot policies like corn subsidies, since corn requires a shit-ton of water to grow.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:12 AM
(amusingly, one of the biggest tools of conversation in northern australia is that hunting crocodiles is illegal, and smuggling your poached crocodile is so hard as to be unprofitable when crocodile FARMING is a big business. Meaning the poachers going after 'valuable' wildlife are less effective in that region, due to having to repeatedly run away from large reptiles that consider them food.)
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Cue chorus of "these are the Great Plains ! America's desert! Water sinks right through them! The only crop that grows well here naturally is grass !"
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(ha!)
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it's our job to find a superior and less jackbooty way of internalizing them. To be honest, I'd really liked to see this issue solved in a way that doesn't encourage defection by any agent. "Common sense" seems like the most straightforward solution but humans just aren't wired that way.
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Also a point of contention when it comes to the pro-vegetarian crowd who like to talk a lot about the inefficiency of meat farming. Well, kids, let me point out that pretty much the only sustainable crop around here apart from some strains of wheat in some areas is, well, grass. Which humans can't eat . Unless you actually want to run the groundwater dry - or after you do - your choice isn't between cattle and vegetables, it's between cattle and absolutely sod all.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:16 AM
yeah, same here.
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Sheep are a necessary part of the field rotation
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plus, you know, while we can do vegan we don't seem to be built for it
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(Now, down in Brasil where they cut down the rainforest for cattle fields)
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but then there are the people who feed cats vegan
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@Ian Bruene Urgh, the guys who go "eating meat is unnatural" are a bloody lost cause. (edited)
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(those people can die in a fusion torch)
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:17 AM
you harvest the wheat, leave the stubble, let the sheep graze on that paddock the next season, it fertilises it while building up the water stocks for the next harvest. Then you remove the sheep and burn the stubble just as the rain clouds are gathering
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But MEAT
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(my internal voice is now crying: "Dude, it's open-air. You don't get more natural than that!")
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:18 AM
incidently it's not possible to be both vegan and to eat locally sourced foods in australia, unless you're willing to eat a LOT of grubs and insects uncooked. No way to get enough trace nutrients
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Yeah, it's the same here, only it's wheat and cattle rather than wheat and sheep. Switch fields between wheat and pasturage for maximum effect.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:20 AM
australian aborigines have gene mutations that make their bodies more efficient at scavenging... selenium, I think?
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(but emissions don't matter so long as animals don't suffer!) (Imbecilles. Do you want me to show you how mathematically, open-land animals life better lifes than in the wild?!?)
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By the way, that's a fun fact you can smack around people's head sometime when it comes up: Lab mice live better and longer lives than their wild brethren.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:20 AM
if you care about emissions, eat kangaroo
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Isn't that pretty... gamy, IIRC?
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:21 AM
yeah, tbf. It's a very lean meat, more like deer or rabbit than domestic livestock
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also a LOT of people overcook it by accident; perfectly cooked roo is a similar deep pink to beef served blue
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Hmmm.
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Morgrim Moon 08/13/2018 11:23 AM
it's something about how it doesn't have a grain?
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there's lots of little weird things about marsupial biology compared to placental >.>
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MarcusAurelius 08/13/2018 1:49 PM
I actually like kangaroo a lot more than beef. It’s got a really nice flavor, though it is vaguely similar
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In another thing relevant to @BluejayHurricane 's subpoena question above: Another thing to note is that under the Non-Imposition Principle, the Empire isn't permitted to impose uncompensated costs upon citizens to simplify or lessen the costs of its own operations, and so when they do have to request something of someone in cases like this, people - such as witnesses - have to be compensated for their time and inconvenience under the eminent domain rule, which is to say, 108/96ths of open market value. (The Curial courts naturally turn right around and bill that compensation to the criminal on the grounds of "you commit a crime, you - not innocent society - get to pay all the costs associated with it".) But that reason why we tend to need to force people to turn up in court isn't relevant there , because the Curial courts acknowledge that having to disrupt your life to act as a witness is inconvenient and expensive and most importantly not on your account, and arrange things accordingly.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:05 AM
and they'd likely have dire things to say about an employer that fired someone because said person was a witness to a crime and had to go testify
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More belike the appropiate Judge-Artilect would posthaste dispatch a local entity to quickly contract appropiate compensation for requesting the employees time testifying.
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At least, that is what I suspect would happen.
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Not something that tends to come up, given the lack of employment as we know it.
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Also inasmuch as the labor market there tends to clear, so an Initiative known to be a jackass to its counterparties tends to rapidly find itself without anyone to contract.
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Though that makes me wonder, @Overmind, how to the Eldrae handle Spimescape data and other omnipresent Datascape mirrors of the real world? Are things under heavy person-keyed encrpytion ala Obliette de The Quantum Thief, or are things open-access and thus in consequence various blackboxed judicative artilects are gathering relevant data in the background?
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Depends on the owner of the sensor's preferences.
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On the one hand, most people outside the radical transparency movements don't allow public access to their lifelog; on the other hand, most sensors in public areas are open-access to the public, Citizen Oversight's due to the Transparency Act, and other people's due to the general spirit of transparency and helpfulness.
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So generally there is a Sousvaillance enviroment? Also, is the Livelog all data gathered on you (as in, you can render yourself an encrypted "shade" in Dataverse enviroments just by broadcasting appropiate augmentality tags) or just what data your personal sensors gather and log?
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Yeah, pretty much. It's safe to assume that if you do it in public, it's on the record; and if you do it in private, the safe assumption is that every party present has a record unless it's demonstrated not to be the case.
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And your lifelog is what you log yourself. Anything anyone else logs is their data, not your data.
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(The courts would point out politely to the whole "public privacy/right to be forgotten" thing that you're basically demanding to edit other people's memory, inasmuch as records are merely memory, written down. And that's uncool. Much like I think there's a reference somewhere to the equivalent of store cards, or businesses selling aggregate transaction data, and so forth, to which the courts there point out that a transaction has two sides, and their side has exactly as much right to the transaction data as your side, sasa ke?)
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:23 AM
the original court case that led to that was reasonable, admittedly; guy charged with a crime, found innocent, the archives showing the crime bit but not the innocent bit and him suffering accordingly. I think the Eldrae resolution thought would be "these articles proclaiming his guilt are lies and must go, and the others should have a note added saying he was cleared"
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(There is the "masquerade protocol", a standard v-tag that blanks or substitutes your identity data temporarily, but that's a courtesy for people attending masquerade balls and costume parties, etc., and honored as such, not a hard block.)
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(to be honest, I found the Obliette interesting as a concept of an encrypted society. The memory is never edited, jut encrypted; you can always request access but it just requires party consent. But yeah, your argument is logical on the matter.)
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Yeah, those would have to be updated with a correction, otherwise the publisher's running into criminal territory under "Promulgating False Information".
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funny how much "Bad Stuff" falls under the heading of Fraud when you stop and think about it
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(pity our courts don't seem to think so)
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Yeah. The big difference between here and there is the whole "fraud is not required to have a monetary component" thing the Curia has going on.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:26 AM
our courts are kind of structured in a way that requires lies
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American courts, you mean?
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Arguably, all adversarial systems as they're actually implemented, so in the West, that's basically all not-continental-Europe, as I recall it.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:27 AM
in that a lawyer is compelled under threat of losing their livihood to do what they can to secure the outcome for their client, and if that means pressuring and actively gaslighting the witnesses they're heavily encouraged to do so, even if they know it's bad
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(To be honest, I never know what to make of the entire Jury mechanism. It seems to achive rather thoroughly mixed results from what noise comes through to over here.)
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To make sense of Jurys you have to take in the context of them being a limit on abuse of state power
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of course, the fastest way to get kicked off a jury is to mouth the word "nullification"
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so that ain't working
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:29 AM
the ability to kick people OFF the jury is a comparatively new twist
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The main redeeming feature of the jury system, basically, is the one they try hard to ensure no-one knows about: namely, the ability of a jury to decide, "sure, by the law, this dude's guilty, but the law in this case is a pile of flaming bullshit, so we do not find so".
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indeed
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@Morgrim Moon Yeah, that leads to questionable results in more than one case. And personally I don't know whether to support or hate it, because there are also arguments for this: The lawyer has to represent his client and be loyal to them. A lawyer that sells you out is a bad lawyer.
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that is more or less (it's complicated and I don't know the details) how they came about
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:30 AM
It's a case of method rather than intent, I find? You can question the witness without inflicting severe emotional abuse on them. But many lawyers do the latter, and instead of the judge stomping on that behaviour they're rewarded. So it spreads.
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On the other hand, if laws is a pile of flaming bull under civil law, isn't that what constitutional courts would ultimately arbitrate over?
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(Least so, that's how many european countries implement it and thus how I know it.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:32 AM
that 'feature' can go terribly wrong too. There was that black kid that got tortured to death supposedly for talking to a young white girl, when nah the town just didn't like him. Defendants didn't even try to defend themselves, they were PROUD of their actions, and the jury let them off because yeah they agreed
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^ and that is the catch due to which I'm very split about the idea of the Jury system. (edited)
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Well, the argument there is that it's setting the fox to guard the henhouse. The mechanism came about originally (per the Magna Carta, which first enshrined the right to trial by jury) as a check on the ability of the King and barons to stack the laws shamelessly in their favor, by ensuring that you had to convince the peers of the defendant that they were guilty under a just law.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:34 AM
yeah. A fairer system, not necessarily a fair system
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That implies that non-jury systems with successive courts and checks and balances are inherently unfairer, and that is an assessment I disagree with heavily.
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So, y'know, from that perspective, the argument is that a constitutional court will very often find for the government's ability to do what the government wants to do regardless of the merits of the case. Which, if you look at the various ways in which the US Constitution has been creatively interpreted over the years, is not exactly an unfounded fear.
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Well, it was pretty accurate in England in 1215. 😄 I'm just providing historical perspective, here.
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I was replying to morgrimmoon there, Cerebrate.
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Ah, right.
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Also, well... it's kinda not how governments work here in my reference frame, at least?
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The consitutional court actually has been, for decades now, very liborious with slapping the elected government around when it got the idea of pushing laws beyond their limits.
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But then also, the entire system here works less referential, so past judgements don't impact judgement going forward as much as in the US. (edited)
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(to be honest, I always found it a bit puzzling how in some reference frames the people in governments suddenly stop being citizens and become this vague mass of singular intent actors that are against the people.)
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But in general, the Anglo-American legal system includes a healthy dose of "there are no angels; everyone must be checked, because we don't trust power". As a former UKite, the perspective we had on the continental legal system was quite definitely that it hands anyone accused over to the essentially unchecked power of the judge. (How much of that came from Les Miserables rather than a serious look at the inquisitorial system is, well, left as an exercise for the reader.) And then there's that, too, civil law versus common law, which is a whole other area of fascinating differences.
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(Also, I can't speak on UK law, but it seems... unstable at times.)
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(For the most part, it's just a common reframing of "power corrupts; absolute power corrupts absolutely". The same thing that leads people to conclude that corporations made entirely of people somehow wield a vasty evil intent of their own, bwa-ha-ha. The more sensible reasons involve things like public choice economics and incentives; those issues covered in Seeing Like a State ; the tendency of available power to attract psychopaths; and that lots of citizens are pretty much dicks anyway, just powerless dicks, and when you put them in office, you now have powerful dicks.)
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Hence checks and balances and more checks and balances.
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And the demand of citizens to involve themselves in politics however they can, when they can.
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Corruption and breakdown breed on political disinterest.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:47 AM
and the well noted trend that people with a lot of money just don't grok a lot of issues experienced by people with only a moderate amount of money won't help either
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(Which is to say: you have that neighbor, the one who tries to rouse the entire neighborhood against anyone whose lawn is more than a half-inch high, or whose house isn't painted white, or who, god help them, dares to plant something other than grass anywhere visible, or whose children are perceptible, or... ...and then he gets the power to fine, jail, and shoot people who don't play ball with his vision of How Things Ought To Be.)
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...and then he gets the power to fine, jail, and shoot people who don't play ball with his vision of How Things Ought To Be. Checks and balances!
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And those, arguably, are most of the people interested in politics. Politics is the field of compelling other people to do what you think they ought to do, which field is naturally of most interest to profoundly horrible people who hate your lifestyle, your tastes, your opinions, your sexuality, your refusal to contribute to their grand plans, and basically everything else about you that isn't them.
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(As has been said many times, the reason libertarians never win elections is because politics is of almost no interest to people who just want to live and let live.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:54 AM
I like australia's system of compulsary voting, because it has some good knock on effects for the whole process; one is that people pay attention to it on at least a minimal level and are also annoyed by it, so the politicians start from a place of "everyone is irritated at you" and have to do some bloody work. Two that voting is made as freely accessable as possible, because if someone preventing you from voting THEY get slapped with the fine, which is great for stamping on 'x group shouldn't vote' groups. (note, it's not actually compulsory to vote. You have to acknowledge you COULD have voted; writing a long screed about how both sides are arseholes and that is why you refuse to vote is just fine.)
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Did australia not end up with their prime minister saying something like "the laws of australia are more important than the laws of mathematics" when complaining about how it was totally possible to make encryption only breakable by the government?
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:57 AM
They did, and the CSIRO verbally bitchslapped him for it on national television, it was great
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I could live with that, but ideally I'd want to add a "None of the Above" option which compels a new election with an entirely different slate of candidates. Repeat until something other than it wins.
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:58 AM
how wouldl that option interact with cascading preference voting?
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Treat it as a candidate in its own right, and if it gets the same 2/3 of the vote it triggers?
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"No Candidate" is listed as a candidate
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(For extra fun, in many places, throw in a "Why Does This Office Even Exist?", with a victory triggering abolishment of it.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 10:59 AM
I mean whenver I vote I have a cluster at the end that's all the least-wanted options, I'd happily shove "No Confidence" up above them in the list
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i feel like the wrong wave could abolish half your goverment at that point
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an abolish option should at least take a super-majority
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(Not really relevant to parliamentary systems, but where offices are elected directly... fun.)
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otherwise you'd narrow things down to only offices that are appointed
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 11:00 AM
dunno about abolishing half the government, but kicking out the entire upper and lower houses of politicians simultaneously is no more of a headache than a perfectly ordinary election. A little less, actually, the campaigning only had half the time.
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in Eldraeverse, can Weak AIs / Expert Systems be put onto the ballot?
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Enh, I'm willing to say that if you can't convince at least half the population that you and your office deserve to exist, you probably don't. (I might balk at importing the Empire's one-third to repeal rule, given our, 'hem, less sensible population.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 11:01 AM
(at some point I need to research just why the aussie constitution has a clause that says if there is a government shutdown everyone gets sacked, that sounds like it has some history behind it)
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( the US would endup strippling basically all rules and having to start from scratch I think ))
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[Argh. Gotta go out now, sorry.]
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I wonder if you could convince a third of people to repeal the constituton itself
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2018 11:03 AM
honestly? Yes, but because they want to get rid of different bits
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ratifying the new one? THAT is the challenge.
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and then you have a new contestant in the "how long can we survive with no government?" game.
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Depends: I’ve always had the same sneaking suspicion about “but without a government people will run wild robbing and raping and murdering” folk that I have had about “but atheists can’t possibly be moral without God’s Law” folk. Namely, that they’re repressing something REAL HARD, and thinking of what they’d do without their Big Daddy control mechanism. Can we treat that as grounds for preemptive self-defense? 👀
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well, Finland managed to get by for over a year without having a working government
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at least a working top level, I think a lot of the mid-level institutions kept chugging along
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I'd also worry about if we had no goverment what stops the corporations deciding they don't have to care about EPA regs anymore
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or how do I get my mail?
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UPS?
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chinrubs.
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But, seriously, in that “disorderly anarchy” scenario, we’re basically looking at live-action Fallout , with less rads and more raiders.
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So, keep a gun handy, your bottle caps safe, and get in touch with your inner civil-institution-building Lone Wanderer.
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The mail is actually one of the easy ones: in the US the USPS has a legal monopoly on first class mail, one of the reasons this was done is because "everyone would take the profitable 1st class and abandon the rest, this way the USPS has the money to fund those other services as well"
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Enter UPS stage left
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(Stop when you reach “orderly anarchy”, which appears to be the sweet spot between “Rarr! Kill!” and “Let’s make lots and lots of Super Mutants! Who will totally work for INSERT GOVERNMENT NAME HERE this time!”)
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and as far as polution: I'd be more sympathetic to the argument if the lack of Pollutuion==tort wasn't a product of government in the first place
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FWIW the other major reason I remember for the USPS is what nowadays we would call "national security". You don't want all your important communications going through a system controlled by a foriegn power.
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Of course who in their right mind sends anything Important through the mail these days.
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MarcusAurelius 08/14/2018 12:04 PM
I'd imagine most of the important things that are sent physiscally are sent by couriers and not by mail
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back in the 1700s when we founded things, mail or a trusted agent on a horse were pretty much your two options.
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Also as a note, Belgum existed without a government sitting for a year or so, they're still around
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ah, belgium, not finland
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Yeah, minority government and the various groups couldn't come to an agreement. So the bureaucracy just trundled along. Fortunately it IS Belgium, so nothing of critical import came along
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Enderminion 08/14/2018 3:11 PM
isn't Belgium more of a confederacy anyway?
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MarcusAurelius 08/14/2018 3:11 PM
but what about the vital chocolate export duties?
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This talk of the USPS and post-Apocalypse makes me think of David Brin’s The Postman
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Meanwhile, I am thinking of microservices
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BluejayHurricane 08/15/2018 12:07 PM
dC/dB used welcome.
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Does the Eldraeverse have utility fog or are its’ uses covered by vector control?
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Yep, it's got it.
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Specialized microbot swarms are probably more common than general-purpose utility fog, but it does exist.
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BluejayHurricane 08/18/2018 9:40 PM
Utility fog?
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Nanotech pioneer J. Storrs Hall's original concept, the Utility Fog, consists of a swarm of nanobots (Foglets) that can take the shape of virtually anything, and change shape on the fly. Here he discusses the technical details and feasibility of this nanoconcept.
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Be sure to use synthetic corundum instead of diamond.
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Morgrim Moon 08/18/2018 10:25 PM
Sounds like it'd be great for prototyping. Use the fog to fiddle with shapes until you're satisfied, then produce the desired object out of a less fragile material
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If I had the least animation talent, I'd be working on the 'verse version of the Dumb Ways to Die video. This thought brought to you via a footnote concerning the unfortunate fate of he who steps into the pressor beam holding up a flying building.
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"Be safe around Science! A message from the Sane Man."
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:41 AM
The safety officers would work under the Sane Man, wouldn't they? That could be a fun job
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(at my work place safety officer training involves stuff like learning to use gas masks. Because they're the ones that run into the room full of boiling acid fumes while everyone else is calmly evacuating.)
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Yep. Although, at the Vector, it includes triaging problems as being the job of regular Safety (send in the emergency personnel), Range Safety (send in the antimatter warheads), or Existential Threats (send in everything, then send in everything else).
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:49 AM
Still sounds like a very fun job. My risk appetite is kinda skewed, it's why I'm the one work is training for the deadly acids
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Heh.
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While it's mostly in the secondary canon, I note that as the essential qualification for joining the Exploratory Service.
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:51 AM
It'd have to be for a first in scout
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"To discover strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, and then to poke them to see what happens."
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:51 AM
"You must be at least [this] crazy to be willing to do this"
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In my case, I don't get enjoyable adrenaline rushes from rollercoasters or heights or typical 'daredevil' stuff. But say someone needs to handle the boiling aqua regia and the 1000 degree C ashifying furnace and I start grinning ear to ear. There's a tremendous pleasure in dancing the line of using these terrifying chemicals and not getting hurt. (I wanted to major in energetics chemistry - which is the euphemism for 'explosives and rocketry' - but it's not available in my state.)
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I have a similar relationship with voltage. Also amperage. :) (And now my brain is also flashing back to Things I Won't Work With , and imagining that at some point there was a just-in-fun-but-serious prize for Most Nitrogens Crammed Into One Hapless Molecule.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:56 AM
Have you seen the molecule dubbed the "no no no!" molecule?
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Not by that name, anyway.
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 12:56 AM
It may be a current contender. And with the amount of nitrogen and oxygen crammed in, its chemical structure is well nicknamed
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Oooh, treasure!
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 1:05 AM
ooh!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/19/2018 1:10 AM
They have a copy of Ignition!, which is a must read. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 1:11 AM
agreed
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I used that to bribe my lecturer at TAFE
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http://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2016/09/CL-20.jpg this isn't the compound I was looking for, but it's a nice one too
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/19/2018 1:14 AM
Also Excuse Me Sir, Would You Like to Buy a Kilo of Isopropyl Bromide?
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 1:15 AM
I really would llike to see fillm of the bright purple rocket exhaust
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/19/2018 1:38 AM
Science Madness also has a copy of the temporarily declassified Los Alamos papers
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 5:57 AM
well, there's a drought on, roos are appearing everywhere looking for a drink
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 7:48 AM
thinking about it, I think the cleanup method may actually be 'set it on fire with something that won't be WORSE than the base fumes' and just do so in an environment where said fumes can be trapped and neutralised.
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I conclude smothering the fire with preflourinated steel chips would be your best bet. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/19/2018 12:22 PM
If I remember right, it can burn concrete under water
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@Overmind Are there different levels of AI and Archai in the Eldraeverse? Like is there a proper grading system? All I get from reading the books and website is limited AIs used in AKVs, various uploads, perversions like tge Leviathan consciousness (will we ever get any lore about how that started?) and then the Transcendency.
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2018 9:48 PM
There's lore on the origin of the Leviathan
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Enderminion 08/19/2018 9:50 PM
gone horribly right
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As I understand it, the standard procedure for a ClF3 fire is along the lines of "run, and let it burn itself out". On the grounds that there's basically nothing you can put on it that's going to be any better than what's already there. Plus, you have to get closer to it in order to put stuff on it, and NOPE NOPE NOPE.
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Also, apparently ClF3 gas has a "sweet and pungent odor". ...HOW THE HELL DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT? and are they now known as Noseless Nick?
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Ooh, and as a final thought - let me present to you the free post-apocalyptic SF RPG in which all the vehicles, and I do mean all are powered by chlorine trifluoride engines: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/96589/Cascade-Failure This is not given as the reason for the fall of civilization, but I'm betting thinking it was a good idea was something of a warning sign.
Cascade Failure is a post-apocalypse future RPG. Set in the aftermath of a devastating war that collapsed the interstell
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@fm21 For the most part, there isn't a strict grading system. That's mostly because - well, there's a piece you may have seen about the Very Hard Problem that is trying to measure intelligence on a single scale: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/07/21/are-you-sapient/ The rating of digisapient minds is the same problem scaled up, because you've got even more factors to content with, and in shapes that natural evolution isn't going to produce. The Leviathan Consciousness, for example, is a genius in the extremely narrow field of algorithmicture and the other skills it has developed in order to apply it everywhere it can, and an utter moron with regard to everything else, probably not even self-aware except for the remaining threads of the minds it's eaten. On the one hand, it's an extremely dangerous seed AI, but on the other hand, it also makes mostly-decerebrate coma patients look like da Vinci.
“If there is one thing the universe is not short of, it is ways to measure the multifaceted, multidimensional phenomenon we call ‘intelligence’, or ‘sapience’. “…
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There are some things that you can quantify. You can quantify computronium capacity in bT/s/g - although that corresponds imperfectly to actual cognition, and probably breaks down entirely once hypercomputation gets involved; you can quantify sensory bandwith in bits per unit time, and coordination control of complex structures in terms of IO/bandwidth per unit mass, and so on and so forth, but while those numbers are useful, they're a long way from being able to characterize the shape and scope of the actual intelligence.
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There's the rough topology of types dependent on qualitative characteristics, which separates AI into roughly four classes: Polymorphic software : which is about one level above expert systems. Not sapient (no general reasoning capability, although they can learn within the scope of their programming); not volitional (need commands in order to act). Basically smart tools. Thinkers : Are sapient, because they do have general reasoning capability, can learn anything, and possess initiative and creativity of their own; but not volitional, so they don't form intentions of their own. They can be amazingly creative, intuitive, etc., in the course of solving a problem presented to them, but you have to present it to them first. Digisapiences : Sapient and volitional, which is to say, sophont. As self-aware and self-directed as anyone else; people, in other words. Seed AI : Take a digisapience and add the capacity and drive for recursive self-improvement. Hope like hell you survive the resulting prompt intelligence excursion.
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But with all these self sufficient sapient AI systems running about, what is the reason for having meatbags shipside?
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2018 2:02 AM
Once you start having trans sophs in bioshells the meatbag vs embodied digisapiance line gets fuzzier
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I was thinking redundancy and backup decision making.
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2018 2:03 AM
And you want embodied bodies, because a computer can't hit things with a wrench
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Unless you give it arms
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But you'll note those are very much independent of actual intelligence. A basic piece of polymorphic software can outscore pretty much everyone in its field, if someone tells it to; a classic idiot savant. On the other hand, it's also entirely possible for a digisapience, all conscious and volitional and sophont, to also be a total freakin' cretin who couldn't pour virtual piss out of a virtual boot. In practice, there aren't, but that's an epiphenomenon no-one wanting to invest money in building mechanical morons, but if you were to randomly pick elements out of the design-space, you would get moron AIs just like random selection generates moron humans. As for among the seeds - well, toposophy is diverse enough that while it's obvious they are very different in capabilities, there's no good way to reduce that to a simple classification, even if they were interested in explaining themselves. You get the long description, and a few numbers, and go from there. No-one's been able to come up with anything as neat and organized as, say, OA's "S" scale. (The rule for being an archai is is similar to the rule for being an archmage, in many fantasy worlds. If you can get away with using the title, you're entitled to it.)
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@Unknown Leaving aside that you can reformulate that pretty easily into "What is the reason for having meatbags anywhere?", the locals'd pretty much look at you funny, and say, "What's the reason not to?"
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The chaps doing the hiring down at Sophont Synarchy care about capabilities, not so much what they happen to be embodied in.
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And given that the average biosapience is walking around with enough computronium wired to their frontal lobes to consider cracking heavy encryption in their heads to be an amusing party trick, there's not really that significant a gap in capabilities.
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^ The reason to have people in jobs instead of AIs is that the difference between people and AI, leaving aside the "AIs are people too" (just trying to make my point here) is that there's no functional difference.
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Plus, as demonstrated by Isif aboard CS gutpunch, it pays off to host your military command and control intelligences in a distributed manner. When the ship goes off around you, that's a layer of support capacity separation that might just mean the FUBAR gets salvaged.
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So, I was making a note on battle reflex enhancement, and typoed it as battle regex enhancement. First thought: if you're in a battle where you need enhanced regular expressions, something has gone very wrong with the plan. Second thought: Actually... (edited)
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if you're combat hacking, a well constructed grep inside the enemy system could reveal some critical info
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Link to a decent WIP story I found on the Orion's Arm Forums:
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Has some parallels to Eldraeverse but very different nonetheless
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Dang it Google
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A Paramount is dead, and the galaxy may burn because of it. Yanos is a disillusioned Irian youth, afflicted with a cognitive deficiency leaving him helpless over the intensity of his focus and attention. While this makes the very act of perception a struggle, it grants him ...
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Does that work for you guys?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/22/2018 3:48 PM
I can read it
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Hello
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Hallo!
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@fm21 This is fantastic stuff, thanks for sharing it.
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@xandeross No problem, glad you enjoyed it
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2018 7:47 AM
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Sounds like some nasty Nangoo, that.
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TIL You can count to 12 on one hand by using your thumb to count the bones of each finger. This might explain the base 12 and base 60 number systems we use for telling time and measuring angles.
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Might explain why Eldrae use base twelve
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Aside from the mathematical advantages, it is possible to count manually to 12 on one hand while doing something with the other.
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Enderminion 08/28/2018 9:54 PM
like counting 12s
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Your serious finger-counters in the 'verse, of course, use binary. 31 with one hand, 1023 with both.
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Wouldn't it be 32 and 1024?
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1+2+4+8+16=31. You could make it 32 if you don't include zero, but that makes the representations very counterintuitive.
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Well, it's not like you'd need to count to zero on your fingers very often.
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MarcusAurelius 08/31/2018 8:17 PM
Salve Nove!
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quid agis?
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So what would be the verdict on supercapacitor powered gravitic mutinitions?
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[verdict on gravitic weapons] To sum up: rarely worth the trouble. On the pro side: gravitic weapons are just an application of regular gravity manipulation, so you don't need any hardware other than the regular tractor-pressor fitted to everything flyin', so having one is just a software change; and also, they can't be shielded against except by other gravitics fired in precise antiphase. (edited)
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On the con side: erg for erg, you get a lot more bang out of a mass driver or laser at the same range (and gravitics are more or less useless out of low-knife-fight range - to be truly effective you may even need to close to within point-defense range - damned inverse square law); and in particular, Newton's Third Law is not your friend, because the force you apply to them is equal to the force they apply to you, which limits your modalities to needing to aim precisely at a point on their ship weaker than the big-ass bolts holding your tractor-pressor to your own ship's frame.
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People have experimented with such things as "implosion warheads", where you use an accumulator/super-cap to power a paragravity generator to basically implode its surroundings (the same tech used to, for example, implode boson condensates to make stargate kernels), which does work, but it's an unwieldy and expensive warhead which doesn't really get you much more in the way of doom than a friggin' huge mass-driver or graser would, and those let you keep your fancy super-cap afterwards and use it again. Ramp it up enough and you can, in theory, implode stuff into a black hole, which has some specialist applications ("I need this not to be in the universe any more, and it's one of the extraordinarily rare cases where an ambiplasma bath won't suffice"), but it's more in the field of demolitions than ammunition.
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...I say "more or less" useless, of course, since you can do things with weak gravy at range if you don't care about doing them fast . But that's things like "let's take a few decades or so to drop these buggers' moon right out of the sky". (Note: this is quite extraordinarily illegal and so very hypothetical. 😋 )
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Schlock-style grav-braid contained plasma beams are completely out of the run, too?
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Trouble with those (leaving aside other pros-and-cons-of-plasma-weapons arguments) is where you put the projectors. People have learned to do some fancy tricks with EM and gravitic fields both, but that one needs a complex structure all the way from muzzle to target. You're not going to pull that off with just a couple of projectors at the base.
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I'm sure it's on the drawing board, but for my money - and this isn't even hemidemisemicanon - the approach in which you set up eddy currents in the plasma to have it power its own EM confinement is probably farther ahead.
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And there’s always the chance the enemy could use the ol’ barriers to destabilise the beam. (edited)
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(Also - and this is where I'm speculating wildly as I go along, so don't quote me on this - leaving aside really powerful plasma weapons - such as big-ass reaction drives - and assuming that you can get the plasmoid to hold together, I'm sceptical as to how well it would work against 'verse defenses.
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It's basically a big ball of high-energy massy particles, which is pretty much exactly what a kinetic barrier is intended to defend against, and it should be less effective against the barriers than a regular k-slug, because it's probably lighter and certainly much more diffuse. Meanwhile, its thermal energy stops being relevant because the plasmoid gets smeared out before it even gets to the hull, and whatever radiation from it makes it through runs into the defenses focused on high-energy photons.)
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All of which, I suppose, boils down to "if you want to use plasma, get a Casaba-Howitzer".
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I have another question, why do AKV’s attack so close to their designated targets? they seem well within the Point defence envelope. (edited)
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[why do AKVs get so close?] Two goals: one, maximizing energy-on-target from relatively small weapons by reducing the range, and two, defeating, or at least impairing, the point defense. Bear in mind that while dispersion limits the outer effective range of the PD, tracking limits the inner effective range. Basically, they're trying to get close enough to the target that its tactical sensors/PD can't track and slew well enough to get a reliable target lock/shooting solution. (edited)
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(If you've played EVE Online, you've seen this in action: the best strategy for a small ship against a big one is to close the distance as fast as possible, then hug it so closely that it can't hit you.)
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It works best as a strategy if you're going up against, say, relatively slow autocannon or mechanically-steered PD lasers, but even a fancy PD laser-grid like the IN uses still takes nonzero time to shift its magnetic domains around.
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Last question, How much power do IN ships usually put out at full output? (edited)
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Pure power generation, or including thrust power?
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Power and thrust
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[IN starship power] Now, I'm not wanting to be too specific here lest numbers come back and bite me later, but - depending on class and configuration, mid-gigawatts up. A cruiser powering all systems while under maximum military thrust will break a terawatt, easy. (Fortunately, most of that is reaction-drive thrust power, so it doesn't have to try and cool all of that.) (edited)
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The vast majority of that is thrust power, directly or via the vector-control core; the majority of the rest goes to weapons systems and shielding, both of which need to accelerate chunks of mass with great vigor. Next to them, everything else is a rounding error, and will stay that way until at least 8001.
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(That being the year the frameslip drive will be invented, which is another power-eating system. 😎 )
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 4:49 PM
something that's been eating my mind for a bit, could you use gravy at the muzzle of a normal weapon to adjust the course a bit for more accuracy/correct for pointing errors?
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Sure, basically the same way you could use EM to do that. Standard practice, especially on the big ships, for firing just that little bit off-bore.
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Hell, handguns do that, too.
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Deleted User 09/01/2018 4:55 PM
Couldn't you implode the projectile as it was leaving the barrel then, creating some kind of Hawking radiation bomb?
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Or, even better, a larger black hole to engulf the target?
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Ooh, the boys out at the Vector like the way you think. 😃
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(Unfortunately, not sure the numbers support it.)
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Deleted User 09/01/2018 5:02 PM
I mean, what have numbers got to do with it when we can create gravity.
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you need to time the decay rate
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Deleted User 09/01/2018 5:02 PM
Weight the projectile
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you also don't want your ship's nose vanishing in a puff of plasma
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Deleted User 09/01/2018 5:03 PM
Simple. Use a certain amount of fluid.
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Injected into a gravitic railgun
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That compresses it at the end of the barrel.
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Thing is, to get a Hawking bomb that isn't going off way too soon, you either need a lot more mass than a regular k-slug (a QBH measured in kilograms will evaporate effectively immediately), and/or run the firing velocity up to multiple-nines-near-c with corresponding high energy costs to dilate time enough for it to survive to target.
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Now, that's probably not impossible , but it does count extremely difficult. Where the numbers get you is when an IN accountant points out that this is a way to deliver the energy equivalent of warhead mass m on-target, and if you fired an antimatter warhead of mass m/2, you'd get approximately the same boom for a hell of a lot less money.
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Clearly the accountants are underweighting cool-factor
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(Ignoring for the moment that the KE in a k-slug already makes putting a warhead on the end rather gilding the lily.)
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There's cool-factor, and then there's spending all the monies on a weapon with a good chance of blowing your own ship off.
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I suppose if you want that it would be cheaper to specigenesis some Kerbals and let them have at it
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Deleted User 09/01/2018 5:13 PM
Here's another economically infeasible weapon with black holes: half encapsulate a black hole with a hollowed out reflective sphere, so that all the hawking radiation is reflected out the back of the weapon. Add gravitic compressors to the hemisphere to compress back some of the radiation and (literally) boom, you have a 'Hawking Torpedo' with a delayable charge. (edited)
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Also - well, the main use of gravitic implosion is to make stargate kernels, and those are Big, Serious Investments even for a nearly-post-scarcity society. At a rate of one implosion per shot? I'm not saying you can't make such a weapon look good, but it's not something you mount as a regular shipboard weapon. It's something you mount on a specialized bombard and use to doughnut moons . Not small ones, either. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2018 9:33 PM
These all sound like the sort of things the IN interestedly follows the research on, but would need a LOT of refining before they pass the "and why not just use several of our existing off the shelf warheads instead?" test.
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:34 PM
has anyone here read Watchmen?
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2018 9:34 PM
Although I could see discussions about specialist applications. "Can we use this on the Leviathan Consciousness?" "...how well do you trust the techhards to harden it against the Leviathan Consciousness?"
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MarcusAurelius 09/01/2018 9:35 PM
I was thinking that this would be like a lot of the crazy ideas that Teller came up with out in the desert. Very interesting, but probably not worth the investment when more conventional devices can do the job
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:37 PM
Project Pacer?
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MarcusAurelius 09/01/2018 9:41 PM
Yeah, though the ones that immediately came to mind are Orion, the Gigaton Bomb, and Casaba Howitzer
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:42 PM
Orion and Casaba would have totally worked
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Gigaton bombs are just a matter of sticking more stages on a normal Thermonuke
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MarcusAurelius 09/01/2018 9:43 PM
Yeah. But the most effective nukes for planet-bound warfare are in the tens and hundreds of kilotons.
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:43 PM
yeah
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MarcusAurelius 09/01/2018 9:49 PM
And while Orion is awesome, Casaba Howitzers are rather range limited
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@Enderminion What about Watchmen?
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:51 PM
I was thinking that the Eldre would agree with Ozymandias over Ink-Blot man, and was wondering what other people thought
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@MarcusAurelius stick it on a missile
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I suspect the Eldrae would quarantine Earth instead
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:53 PM
Good luck with that
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2018 9:54 PM
Agree with Ozymandias right up to the point he decided the correct path was mass murder of uninvolved people, because that's when he took a leap over to the Renegade path.
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And instead point out there was a third option: use that same tech and Manhatten's help to go make a new colony elsewhere and start bringing over reasonable people and work to slowly FIX THINGS
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The impression I've gotten is more "why should we care what happens to them?"
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:57 PM
I meant more along the likes of the Culture Crossover stuff
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but you go with whatever
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2018 9:57 PM
There was a crossover with the Culture novels? o.O
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Enderminion 09/01/2018 9:58 PM
Straight on with it: Well, they don’t look much like pre-stellar ignition creatures, but we’ll roll with it. (Anyway, wouldn’t they be Hot Ones in that case, not Cold Ones?) &#823…
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Adrian Veidt might have been able to fake a convincing alien invasion without killing half a million people.
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And even then the ruse hangs on the edge of a knife.
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2018 10:04 PM
the movie swapping it to Manhatten was a positive shift, plot-wise
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Simplifies it for a shorter story.
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Three million in the book plus a bunch of Insanity spread on the survivors, also Rosarch leaked it to the press
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@Overmind RE drive power, I suspect your drive emissions will come up in the multiples of terawatts even when not under full throttle. The upper limit of a torch drive is the Epstein drive with its multiple Gees and almost no remass use, and that beast clocked in at around 500 Terawatts of drive power. In the Through Struggle The Stars Verse where the author did his math too, a 10-kiloton cruiser clocks in at 1.2 Terawatt drive power as well.
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Personally, it‘s always a kind of sobering sight, to relalize how much energy you can strap under your arse by shoving it all away as fast as possible, and how much of that you can‘t use for shipboard systems without just melting everything.
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@Unknown : Yeah, you're right. That'll teach me to go from memory instead of spreadsheet. @Unknown Please note corrected figures per above. (edited)
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@Overmind No problem. It‘s damn easy to loose sight of the scales when it comes to advanced spaceflight and especially torch drives. Those monsters have energy emissions not unlike those in nuclear devices and if you ever transformed a nuke‘s TNT equivalent into Watts... As I said, it‘s sobering.
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@Morgrim Moon Oh, definitely. This is the IN that keeps around fabbing instructions for specialty k-slugs that are only useful if you happen to be fighting in orbit of a black hole, after all. So in the chandlery around Depot where we saw the remaining CALYX HOLLOW warheads being stored back in the day, you can safely assume there are all manner of exotic, waiting-for-the-right-circumstances wunderwaffen . Carefully mothballed, just in case.
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 3:19 AM
heck, converting plain old TNT into watts is alarming numbers
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Heck, @Morgrim Moon those 1.1 Terawatt torch drives I mentioned?
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„Only“ equicalent to one one-kiloton nuke per second.
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Even the Rocinante‘s 500-Terawatt monster is pretty tame at 450-ish KT per second.
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Atomic Rockets has this great sub-page on Torchships and those numbers now...
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An INs other aspects clocking in at Gigawatts makes sense by comparison.
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@Enderminion Nope. Rorschach may have entire fleets of psychological issues, but when it comes to “Never compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon”, he’s talking their language. That which can be destroyed by the truth should be.
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@Zarpaulek it’s really two related things. One is simply return on investment. Time and experience has long since taught them that you can only help people who actually want to be helped. (And if you have to set up a vast and elaborate lie to basically trick people out of racial suicide, and that for only as long as it holds... they probably don’t want to be helped.) And so it’s better to invest your limited helping resources on the best candidates.
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@Zarpaulek the other, of course, is that respect for free will and others’ right to choose even when those choices are destructive. There’s a philosophy post about that on the individual level back a bit. It applies just as much to humanity, if it is really determined to blow itself up, as it does to one guy determined to off himself. They’ll offer advice freely and even tell humanity that they’re being damn self-destructive idiots, but it’s humanity’s choice to make.
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(Individual humans who dissent might be able to hitch a lift offworld, though.)
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Where do you sign on?
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Have you ever thought about writing a game based on in-verse starship combat? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 5:14 AM
the ranges involved would mean a LOT of abstraction
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Could only be done on a digital gamebord
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 5:16 AM
hm. Could you represent drunk-walking by an evasion modifier?
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No. Or not just that.
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Light-lag is extremely vital.
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Arguably each player has their own gameboard.
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 5:17 AM
the range of the drunk-walk 'wobble' is pretty small compared to the inter-ship distance, was my thoughts.
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Yeah but they‘re gunfighting across light minutes of lag.
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That can‘t just be abstracted with modifiers anymore.
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Well, if you made the round length 10 minutes.
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But that would take out most of the action resolution.
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 5:23 AM
oh, I see the confusion! No, the general "I want to move my ship this far in this direction" bit is handled on the game boards that way, but the drunk walking goes on TOP of that. So you've got to guess where they'll be in 3 minutes, and if you do predict correctly then the drunk walk is an additional miss chance on top of that. Unless you've managed to grab/predict their algorithm, which is tactically a massive advantage
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2018 5:34 AM
I wonder if an alternative to multiple boards would be some sort of mechanics like Achron?
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So every minute or so a 'wave' sweeps over the board and updates the position of everything
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I think the game would probably work best either as a mod from Attack Vectt: Tactical, or possibly Squadron Strike (if you're willing to stomach the slight physics cheating inherent in its newtonian ruleset)
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MarcusAurelius 09/02/2018 2:11 PM
Last I checked most of the IN’s fighting takes place outside of relativistic speeds and away from extremely curved space time, with a few notable exceptions
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And it’s not like most tactical space combat games are anywhere near to scale
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@MarcusAurelius Yeah, but they still fight over light seconds to light minutes with their balistic gun (however that works - the shots move slow enough dodging them should be a no-brainer at those distances, fro mwhat I can see.)
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As for the game engine... we could always use a modified version of Triplanetary.
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the dodging is a no brainer, but still costs fuel. It's an attrition weapon, and the need to keep engines on means that you have a better time watching them on sensors. Ballistics become a punishment for standing still.
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@Unknown Bear in mind that while there's no stealth in space, there is "less visible". Tiny chunks of cold metal with no drive emissions are pretty much the definition of less visible. But also: you aren't trying to hit them with a single well-aimed shot. You're trying to outwit their tactical algorithms such that doing the right thing to avoid what they think they see makes them dodge right into the path of what they didn't see. (edited)
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Or to maneuver them into a position where they have no choice but to take the hit.
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One last note: and remember that mass driver duels in the outer engagement envelope is how the ships of the plane fight; i.e., battleships and up. As in, the big-bigs that don't exactly turn on a dime, even when drunkwalking.
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Preferably when inhabited planets are nowhere in the general line of fire.
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That'd be the main reason why you don't see all that many orbital battles. Heavy on the collateral budget, those are.
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anyone who looks like they're raring for a fight in your orbit is a someone who your navy needs to rush out and meet while they're still in deep space
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...preferably on a lateral vector so that them shooting at you isn't pointed at the thing you're busy protecting
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How do IN AKVs thrust and change attitude? (edited)
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So, I'm writing up that dreadnought all-y'all bloodthirsty types wanted to see. Here's a teaser: "(The important thing to remember about this armor plating is that it is not there to protect against a direct hit from an opposing capital ship. No practicable material will do that. It's there to protect against the spallation debris left behind after your point-defense grid sweeps the sky like the hand of an angry laser-spewing god.)"
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@Unknown Attitude: very powerful CMGs, mixed with designs that don't care much which way they're pointing. Thrust: Whatever the least sane - i.e., not required to be safe enough to put crew on - and highest-performance drive available is at the time that'll fit into an AKV frame. At different times this has meant anything from nuclear salt-water to metastable metallic hydrogen to "you did WHAT with antimatter?"
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Since when have geeks not been bloodthirsty? Hell, one of the most recognisable artifacts of our subculture is a planet-cracker
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Checking my figures for comparison, I note that the Leviathan-class is a little under twice the length of an Imperial II-class Star Destroyer. Well, there's a reason they call it a "dreadnought", belike.
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Dreadnoughts are longer then like, 5km in Star wars
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Imperials are only 1.6
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IIRC
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Yeah. Although the SD does seem to be the Empire's standard capital ship, at least until Palpatine developed, 'hem, something of a need to compensate for something.
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More or less
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(Although a reason that the IN shies away from 19 km Executor-esque behemoths is that when you very often can't tank incoming capital ship fire, larger size starts having decreasing returns.)
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what is the size on the triad of hyperdreadnaughts?
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[size of hyperdreadnoughts] I haven't done the design process on them yet, inasmuch as they don't get out of dock much, but for now, assume something in the 9-12 km range. (edited)
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btw something I thought of the other day: Where does the Empire rest on the scale of "Usually nothing going on, ships/soldiers almost never use their weapons in anger" vs "Somewhere someone is always fighting"?
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I realize the way that is worded isn't quite right)
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2018 12:06 PM
So basically you're asking whether they're like Modern Japan where the JMSDF is their look pretty until something happens, or like Britain during the height of the Empire where there was a frigate getting in a duel or a sloop getting in a chase every other day?
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mmhmm
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I know it a big galaxy and therefore more to the always something going on side
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What's the... opinion on a class of the ships that could be called, say, "assault vector" even if that's not the best name. Basically, cruiser-sized package of biggest gun and some engines, optimized not to battlecruised spec (Can outfight what it can't outrun) but for cheapness, so when it dies, it would have killed more ships of equivalent or bigger tonnage that spare mass on something besides gun and engine.
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@NHO "Kinetistar Prime"
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2018 12:08 PM
"artillery ship"?
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"Wave-motion Kamikaze"?
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Actual serious wars are fairly rare, because their naval policy amounts to "we want a navy that makes only insane people think seriously about attacking us". That said, the IN makes use of its comfortable fiscal position to keep war games and training exercises running basically all the time to keep the fleet in trim, and cycles everyone through the field fleets (that do long-range patrols, antipiracy work, occasional interventions, that sort of thing) to ensure that crews are seasoned - so there are typically plenty of minor engagements in the average year.
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ObQuote from here: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/10/29/building-the-imperial-navy-force-management/ "In short, the IN believes very firmly in the notion that it’s the known unknowns and the unknown unknowns that get you, and behaves accordingly. (Navies whose admirals appreciate the sense of this but whose political masters won’t spend the money and/or whose political masters’ economies can’t support spending the money grind their teeth in envy. But, y’know, if you don’t have a Navy that can fight as soon as you need it to, you don’t have a Navy at all. You have an ornament.)"
And now here we are at the last (sixth) part of Building the Imperial Navy (one; two; three; four; five), Force Management. In which we discuss matters relating to keeping the fleet in top fighting…
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2018 12:13 PM
about the "ornament" line: I think those states could somewhat reasonably argue they have a cadre, similar to the US Army's role when it comes to the Army of the United States
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Of course, most of the non-exercise action in that case tends to be for BCs and lighter units; BBs and above don't get out of bed for anything below "major fleet engagement", so. Which is why their crews are routinely rotated onto the lighter classes for seasoning, etc., even though that's not experience at fighting ship-of-the-plane style.
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It depends: does your cadre have a lot of exercises run and some combat experience to its name? It's the can't-pass-on-what-you-don't-have problem.
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(A couple of smaller polities in the Worlds square that circle by renting portions of their army and fleet out as mercenaries when they're not needed at home, and calling it "self-funding training". Their forces may be tiny, relatively speaking, but they punch well above their weight - possibly enough so to defeat certain rather larger polities whose fleet officers have accidentally specialized in stylized combat exercises, shiny uniforms, and cocktail party etiquette.)
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always nice to turn an expense into a income source
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And on thr flip side nice to see that the Lyran social general still exists, somewhere
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@Overmind Idea for the armor plating - use vector tech effectors to reinforce physical armor plating, potentialy with the same method used in muon plating.
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Are there any extant or active ships that can pull off a Soverign? AKA: can tank hundreds of point blank shots from front-line cruisers without breaking a sweat. (I'm assuming that if a ship has that kind of vector control power it can get the low-speed-by-space-standards ramming for free) (edited)
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Welp, there y'all go.
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[ships that can tank CQB shots] @Ian Bruene If there are, no-one's met them yet. An engagement at point-blank range like that is always going to hurt, and is most probably a mutual kill. (edited)
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The best example is probably from the wooden-ship era. Even the winner of a close-enough-to-yell-insults broadside exchange was going to come out of it as "slightly less wrecked and with slightly more surviving crew than the loser". So it is, so far, with CQB in the 'verse. The IN's book on close-quarters battle for anything that isn't an AKV begins with "Don't." That may actually be the entire first chapter.
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sees mass
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gulp
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:51 PM
its only 2.5 million tons
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also "only" a 30m carpace
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:51 PM
only slightly larger then Babylon Five
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note to self: DO NOT piss off the IN
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:52 PM
Thirty Meters?!
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And that's with the use of pretty much every lightening trick and fancy lightweight composite in the book. (edited)
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"As is also usual, the apparent outer hull of the vessel is entirely composed of armor plating, which in the case of the Leviathan is a little over 30m thick"
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:52 PM
haven't you heard of All or Nothing armor?
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pretty sure this is that
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:53 PM
apparent outer hull of the vessel is entirely composed of armor plating (edited)
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Trouble with armoring mostly against spallation debris is that there tends to be lots of it going all over the place on scattered trajectories. It's not like you get a neat hole punched in you; you get "shutgun to the face" style damage across a wide area.
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Enderminion 09/05/2018 6:56 PM
also how much of that armor is whipple shield gap?
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[how much of 30m dreadnought armor is Whipple shield gap] ...I haven't figured out the optimum layering yet, I must confess. (edited)
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A fair bit, though, although it's a stuffed Whipple shield; the "Whipple foam" is a designer material designed to encourage breakup, tumble, and deceleration of projectiles.
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All-or-Nothing-wise: well, the for'ard surfaces, be they port, starboard, dorsal, or ventral, are the All. The stern "kilt", however, is largely unarmored and even open; that's the Nothing.
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The IN is taking something of a wager there on the unlikelihood of anyone coming up with a projectile that can survive flying directly up the exhaust plume of a torch drive, even if someone forgets everything they learned in Tactics 101 and shows their ass to the enemy.
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yep; with a dagger-ship about the only non-kilt opening you can get is something behind a "bump" in the dagger
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Nightmare scenario for capital captains: a glancing hit makes a puncture in the armor, and an enemy AKV manages to get inside through the puncture.
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As seen on Schlock Mercenary
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though a slightly different scenario
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There are internal defenses, but it's still a Very Bad Day.
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oh crap
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just remembered the kind of fuels that AKVs use
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Yep. Very, Very Bad Day.
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Morgrim Moon 09/05/2018 7:15 PM
is that what happened in the Darkness Awakens ficlet series you were doing? Since it'd take something vicious to cleave a ship in half
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that was only a drake
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Morgrim Moon 09/05/2018 7:15 PM
huh, I thought it was a cruiser, my bad
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a good kinetic hit would do that (edited)
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Rogue meteoroid playing "golden BB", in that case. Basically a tiny pebble coming in way too fast, something well over system escape velocity. Still shouldn't have happened, by the book, but it's a one-in-a-trillion stroke of unluck.
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ouch
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Morgrim Moon 09/05/2018 7:26 PM
that's probably the sort of thing that can get up the 'kilt' too, high fraction c raw kinetic projectile. Even the torch may not be enough to slow it down sufficiently, given I doubt most engagements are at high acceleration. Of course, trying to thread that needle on purpose would be incredibly hard. It'd be more a deeply unlucky shot.
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2018 9:27 PM
can you explain your measurement system for the mass drivers? is the 2400/1200 a measure of diameter then radius, or bore diameter and caliber, or what?
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Bore diameter and standard (note: not maximum) projectile diameter.
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2018 9:29 PM
ah. makes sense. What are the rough barrel lengths for the mass drivers, if you have those numbers available?
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For the big ones, primaries and secondaries, most of the length of the ship.
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Why does the Imperium always mount multiple drive units instead of one big drive unit? Seems to complicate field and thermal managment, to use inidividual engines.
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Also @Overmind along with the likewise triple-layered ray shielding to protect against photonic attack. This is new. How does Ray shielding work?
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Mirrors and some heat spreading stuff?
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Because having your one big drive unit fail and leave you on a slow drift to nowhere makes captains very embarrassed.
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@gollark Sounded like some kind of force projection-based application.
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Also because you can't use differential thrust with a single drive, but mostly because important things should be redundant, lest Murphy pay a call.
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Yep, ray shielding is new, although new in the special retroactive sense that means it was there all along and I've only just got around to mentioning it. 😎
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WARNING: ALL OF THIS MAY CHANGE ONCE I CONSULT SOME MORE REFERENCES AND A PHYSICIST
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(cue ToughSF. Or better, go ask Luke Campbell @Overmind. He sounds like a good person to ask about physics-related lasers and forcefields.)
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...it's also basically ontotechnological space magic, partially inspired by some of the antecessor tech from Luke Campbell's Vergeworlds, and uses a parallel ontotechnology to parts of vector control. Basically, it lets you do to photons what vector control lets you do to fermions.
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Or, more specifically in the case of ray shielding, it lets you create a projected partially-silvered mirror whose ratio of reflectance vs. transmittance can be varied by wavelength/particle energy.
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Another fine product of the "please don't let me explode today; tomorrow would be so much better" factory.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/06/2018 2:56 AM
when reliability is key, redundancy is your friend. especially if there is a chance of the ground crews being drunk or hungover, (edited)
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That's five main drives, not twenty
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If vector control ontotechnology can manipulate matter nonlocally, then what prevents it from being used to make FTL sensors and communications? (edited)
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I assume it's lightspeed limited.
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Yeah, I think the field only propogates at lightspeed, same as regular gravity.
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Yeah, I misspoke somewhat. Vector control lets you manipulate the vector scalar field (hence the name; what we'd call the Higgs field), which permits you to do nonlocal momentum transfer, futz with the local definitions of mass, and manipulate space-time curvature in various ways; and it's limited to light-speed because the gravitational interaction that it manipulates is itself limited to light speed.
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Now ontotechnology as a field , of which vector control as a part, isn't necessarily limited to light speed... (And when it's invented in the setting's future, the selective ontology evocation system will let you set light speed to whatever value you want. Albeit usually with fairly catastrophic consequences.) ...which is how the tangle channel exists.
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In the 'verse, it is assumed that the non-local hidden variables interpretation of QM is correct. What a tangle channel is actually doing - to put it in information physics terms - is piggybacking on the subquantum operators the universe uses to update its own (hidden variable) metadata behind the scenes, which is how it can violate the luminal limit placed on within-the-scene data transfer. (edited)
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Extending this to actually modify matter at a distance hasn't happened yet, although it's theoretically possible and some devices (the matter-handler, reality graphics, etc.) hint at it; ultimately, again in the future of the setting, this is going to lead to a device called the "peeker-poker", which is exactly what it sounds like: A sensor that lets you simply query mass-energy at a distance as if you were reading a database, and then edit it at a distance just as easily.
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But that's some serious We Are As Gods-level tech, and doesn't exist yet.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:10 AM
@Unknown Ohai - Had to join this fantastic congregation 😄 (edited)
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I do have a billion and one questions, but I will first take the time to read every blogpost on this topic and formulate them in a more accurate and concise manner
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though off the top of my head, I have some issues with the Leviathan dreadnought
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and kinetic barriers
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as far as I understand - basically electrostatic sand around the hull?
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also, light second to light minute engagement ranges, barring FTL target acquisition and tracking, how?
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also, Ray shields?
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 9:25 AM
Kinetic barriers and ray shields are space magic.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:26 AM
ah..
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:26 AM
the engagement ranges is mostly a function of large ships turning like a pregnant whale + scattershot firing/missile buses that course correct if you get them in the right general area. even at a light minute range you'll have a rough idea where the ship will be when your weapons arrive
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:26 AM
@Morgrim Moon I'd agree, but it's stated that the ships can do dozens of Gs usually
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that's for 10 Gs 100m/s2 of acceleration
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 9:27 AM
Kinetic barriers are an application of vector control IIRC, ray shields are explained about 20 posts back in this discord channel (I’m on mobile so copy paste would be a lot of effort)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:27 AM
so in ten seconds you've moved 1 km
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at least
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:27 AM
yeah, but in space scales 1km isn't really much
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:27 AM
@MarcusAurelius I'll search it thnx
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It is for the hull cross section
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:28 AM
and if someone's moving that fast, they have a HELL of a lot of momentum and aren't moving in a completely unpredictable direction, either.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:28 AM
you've moved out of your previous target area
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:28 AM
still gonna get your missle bus close enough for the AKVs to launch inside the close range envelope
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:29 AM
1 light minute means you need to fire the laser at it and have it travel that long for a minute or any sort of RKKV
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the target has now moved all sorts of ways in that 60 second interval
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If the AKVs are FTL communicating with the mothership, then sure
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:30 AM
why do they need to communicate with the mothership?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:30 AM
to relay targeting data
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:30 AM
They've got sufficient brains of their own, the job of the mothership is to get the bus on a close enough trajectory
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:30 AM
scenario - let's say we're targeting a 1km cross section capital ship
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1 light minute away
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according to doctrine, AKVs are launched(?) powerful lasers fired etc
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:31 AM
er, no
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AKVs are smart missiles
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automated kill vehicles
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:31 AM
I get that bit
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 9:32 AM
And they tend to massively out accelerate and maneuver ships of the same era
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2018 9:32 AM
it's the space ship equivelent of you riding a horse with a falcon on your shoulder. You get close enough to flush the rabbit, then you launch the falcon, and you don't have to tell the falcon how to follow the rabbit, it knows how to do it itsellf
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:33 AM
I assume the AKVs have some sort of torchdrive?
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There’s also an important thing to factor in and that’s the CIWS grid of the target
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AKVs may become molten slag before they get close enough to strike (edited)
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If you haven’t seen it, here’s the typical battle details: https://eldraeverse.com/2014/04/27/non-standard-starship-scuffles/
(So there’s this trope which I missed when I originally put my list together (and which I will no doubt get to again in due course). It’s called Standard Starship Scuffle, and it pretty…
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:38 AM
I haven't yet - I'll get to it right away - though, If I've gotten the general gist of it, is that the capital ship itself will sit in the back and have AKVs do it's job?
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As you’ll see, in the light-minute mass driver duels, no-one’s particularly expecting to hit. They’re just wearing down the opponent while they draw him into the inner envelope.
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You don’t get a decent P(k) until you reach the inner envelope, at approximately one light-second.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:39 AM
I see
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light minute mass driver duels
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that means you've got relativistic railguns or some such?
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Not high-relativistic. Low percentages of c.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:41 AM
I see, that's quite a bit more doable
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kg slugs or low tons?
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Depends on ship class and weapon. A DN like the Leviathan could in theory throw hundred-ton slugs with its primaries, but per latest post with numbers, usually doesn’t. A frigate’s secondary armament is down in the kg range.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:43 AM
0_o
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hundreds of tons at low percentages of c
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well, that will most certainly wreck any sort of armor scheme
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2.4 Gigatons. (edited)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:44 AM
and the gun firing it
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Gigatons, actually.
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I admit, I spit my tea.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:45 AM
pretty much yes
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If that's the mainline throw capacity of a superdread, well...
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:45 AM
I chocked on my cigarette just now
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Well, even using the rather smaller k-slugs they use routinely (see post for why), it’s pretty much a given that a direct hit from a capital ship’s primaries or secondaries is just plain not something you can armor against.
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Enderminion 09/12/2018 9:47 AM
can Kinetic barriers plus armor take it?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:47 AM
still, what is the gun that fires this sort of thing made of?
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That 30m thick armor on the Leviathan ? That’s there as protection against glancing blows, shrapnel, and debris.
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Military kinetic barriers aren’t, for the most part, trying to slow down or tank incoming fire (they don’t get the projectile for nearly as long as it’s launcher); they’re trying to “slap it away”; hit it with enough sideways vector to generate a miss. The point-defense laser grid is trying to do the same by vaporizing chunks off it. You get to hope that those two plus evasion/drunk walking are enough to not get hit.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:52 AM
That makes sense
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So you have a 1Mm (1000km) per second multi ton slog coming at you
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And out of the poor abused barrel of the other’s gun
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The latter is really the key part of capital ship engagements; you’re testing your predictive longscan algorithms against their drunkwalk algorithms and seeing which comes out on top. Which is why the simultaneous infowar battle is so important, and why admiralty intelligence peeps work so hard even in peacetime to try to steal algorithm details from other navies.
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(As for the mass drivers: well, they have a really good room-temperature superconductor to use in the accumulators and drive coils. It’s the fancy super-strong composites in the support structure that’d the real trick, though - amazing compressive strength, and flexible in exactly the right way.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:56 AM
A tall order to say the least
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And even so, fire a full-power primary shot, and the whole ship rings with a noise best described as “God playing a power chord on a galaxy-sized guitar”.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:58 AM
I’d expect nothing less - to energize this thing alone, you’d need a high power burst from your reactor
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Terajoules or more
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And not incinerate the ship
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) It’s the materials science of 40-some centuries ahead of us. I try to scale the impressive feats accordingly. 😎
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 9:59 AM
Them Elves and their Space magic
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Still, you need a LOT of power to energize the thing
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And that means thermodynamics is coming around to bite the dreadnought in the backside
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Obviously, you’d use an MHD or some such because Carnot cycle is really impractical here
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Heat generation continues to be the biggest issue, indeed. Their efficiencies in power generation and usage are... astonishing, from our point of view, but then, they’ve had a lot of time to eke improvements out of their designs a quarter-percent at a time.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:04 AM
I’m counting on the heat being 1% of the power shoved in there
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Even then we have some problems
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No violating of the Second Law, yet, but they’re sure making it work hard for its cut.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:05 AM
You’re familiar with the blade nozzle concept - the one thing saving us from fiery death by fusion
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A blade nozzle reactor might be what you need
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Coupled with full on star trek plasma conduits to shunt the power around
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A brilliant idea from a denizen of the ToughSF discord
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Basically, you nuke yourself every time you fire
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But scatter the heat to vacuum while taking only 1% of it
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The rest are charged particles, that’s our bread and butter
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However, I’ve found this to be true with some tests
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Shunting that same power into a laser pulse
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And cooling the pulse with heatsinks
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Will give a LOT more power on target
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...argh, sorry, work thing just came up. I’ll be back in a bit. And maybe can talk about a cooling thing used in the larger mass drivers.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:09 AM
But rule of cool definitely gets in the way - sure thing, see you then 😃
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I’ll be scouring your blog posts till then
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 10:37 AM
The ships also aren’t as maneuverable as you’d you’d think, especially the big ones. the leviathans are a 4.8 square kilometer target even on the smallest face, and they can only meaningfully accelerate on one axis , and I doubt they can turn very quickly. Once you get closer (or get your weapons closer with AKVs), things get dicey
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:39 AM
Understandable
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Nonetheless, they’ve got a CIWS grid to match their size
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 10:40 AM
True but that CIWS has a very short time to dump energy into its target, and a cloud of molten iron hitting your ship at a non-negligible fraction of c will still hurt
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:41 AM
I’d sooner see the AKVs mounting submunitions with bomb pumped lasers or casaba howitzers on them
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 10:42 AM
I’m taking about the big boy shells. I’m not sure what the AKVs are packing
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 10:42 AM
Oh... yeah these would be nasty
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Especially due to them being harder to detect
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Also, think vaporized not molten
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At 10-100 km that would be the case
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Though you will get hit with the resulting plasma cone
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it was made in a game/simulator called Children of a dead Earth
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I think most of the channel is familiar with it
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whereas IN AKVs would be bigger(?) with a more powerful drive and pulling 100s of Gs?
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PS this one is optimized to reenter an atmosphere too
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 11:11 AM
I honestly can’t say for sure. I can’t find any specifics on AKVs on the blog. It’s up to our dear author for these I think
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Although @Overmind I think I found a spelling error in the name of one of the hyperdreadnoughts. “Imperatrix” would be the standard Latin way to say “empress”, *imperiatrix has no meaning.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 11:19 AM
Imperator was the title assigned to post golden age Roman commanders assigning themselves the title of Emperor though (edited)
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so basically, imperator, cool as it sounds is a way to say illegitimate emperor
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 11:22 AM
Nope it was the standard word for emperor. It started as a highly prestigious term for a military leader that was given by their soldiers as a sign of respect for exceptional leaders, it came to mean emperor by the time of the Dominate because the emperors of the Principate were commonly called that in military contexts. Imperatrix is just the feminine version of the word
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 11:24 AM
yeah, that's what I was referring to - though past Diocletian they had 4 'emperors' he was the Dominus et Deus if I remember my roman law studies correctly
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and the tittle Augustus was also used quite liberally
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what i meant by illegitimate was due to the state of decay of the Roman nation at the time the tittle was formed
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and Diocletian himself was one of these commanders
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 11:28 AM
“Augustus” is an agnomen, not really a title in most contexts. The tetrarchy proper existed during Diocletian’s reign and a little after. It only lasted 20 of the ~600 years of the empire, and that’s the only context I know of where Augustus is a title. After that there was an emperor of the west and one of the east
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 11:30 AM
quite, the quad subdivision didn't work out for obvious reasons
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I think a great deal of Rome should've done this and that are analyses based on hindsight nonetheless
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII Wrong shape. @Overmind once said they're tetrahedal in base config: http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/images/fighters/tetattit2.jpg
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 12:13 PM
although I will say that he has said there are specialized AKVs for "littoral" work that are atmosphere capable
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though @KRKIIIIIIIIIIII that's some seriously armed AKV still.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:16 PM
My Valkyre?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:16 PM
It's shy, you made it blush 😃
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I try to do a jack of all trades master of some approach for my.. well everything
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I hate the notion of having an unarmed carrier get these things to the fray
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APCs for infantry exist today but they're by in large being phased out for IFVs which also support that infantry with superior firepower
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lovely concept for the AKV though
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still, something tells me a torchdrive will fry those attitude jets so close to it
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though why not go all out and make it a full polygon
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The Eldrae now have the capacity to design perfect field mirrors.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:22 PM
they what...
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Building a torch drive that don't fry off the pheriphery is now just a question of expense.
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Yeah, didn't you catch the ray shield retcon by Alistair in tune with the specs for the Dreadnought?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:23 PM
I did and I was also like - they what... - wait though, perfect field mirrors mean you've solved 99% of the problems we have with thermodynamics
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Strap one onto a fusion drive and the X rays are just gone
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done
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nonexistent
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from your perspective anyway
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so, how do they work and what are they made of?
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They work similarly to that vector control spacemagic.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:27 PM
and how does that work?
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Space Magic™
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:27 PM
but how does that work 🤔 🤔 🤔
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 12:27 PM
more specifically, precise manipulating of the higgs field
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:27 PM
oh...
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I imagine you use some lasers and magnets and sh**?
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2018 12:28 PM
it involves [insert 4000 years of progress by a race of mad scientists here]
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:29 PM
space magic and time can't do everything ya know
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still, higgs field manipulation might not be impossible according to the laws of physics
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...it's also basically ontotechnological space magic, partially inspired by some of the antecessor tech from Luke Campbell's Vergeworlds, and uses a parallel ontotechnology to parts of vector control. Basically, it lets you do to photons what vector control lets you do to fermions. Or, more specifically in the case of ray shielding, it lets you create a projected partially-silvered mirror whose ratio of reflectance vs. transmittance can be varied by wavelength/particle energy. Another fine product of the "please don't let me explode today; tomorrow would be so much better" factory.
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To quoteth the author himself
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In the middle of some tricky assembly now, but the term you're looking for is "ontotechnology". Or rather, "emergent ontotechnology", which I'll talk about a little when I get done assembling. Fully realized ontotechnology is the kind that lets you write your own laws of physics (search term: "reality engine"). This kind just lets you bend 'em a bit.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:31 PM
I see
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(Also, exactly what ray shields do is in flux right now, as I'm still in the process of discussing with physicists, etc., and other nailing down of parameters and implications.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:31 PM
so, how does the device that does photon vector control look like and what does the Empire make them from?
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(Take nothing as canon until that's done. Including, potentially, their existence.)
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my gut instinct on ray shields is that they are silly
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Exotic Matter (tm)
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Well, exotic matter and computronium, mostly. In a box.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:37 PM
damn.. ok I guess I'll take your word for it - but it softens the fi of your hard sci fi setting quite a bit
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A cryonic box. Insert boiling-off cryocoolant here.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:38 PM
but who'm I kidding, my setting has megaton scale reactionless drives that fold spacetime to put a warp bubble around you
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and wormholes too, but these are the hardest FTL in sci fi
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though, mind you, if you have that, it means that your drive power can be arbitrarily high
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as you can vector away the hard rads
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and soak up what few neutrons might be there
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII Uuuuuhm.
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Discrete tangle channels.
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Stargates with entangled singularity cores.
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Muon materials.
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Probability kilns (with acausal components)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:40 PM
I'll pour me some hemlock
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To articulate my point: it's been clear for quite some time, pretty much since Alistair said he rolls with the ontological reality idea, that things would take a turn for the Sufficiently Advanced™ sooner or later.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:44 PM
The thing I’m considering is that there has to be a way of doing things even without some of that - but it might have to work for wormholes or FTL
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Therefore if it exists in the universe use it
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What I claim to be, technically, is "firm SF". In that I try and break reality only in specific, self-consistent ways according to a single grand theory of reality-breakage. Well, as I said, they may not exist at all, or not in that form (I mean, if you could create a circulating fluid bubble of thermal goo and radiation absorbers...). I conceptualized them to solve a particular issue, and am still poking around the edges to see how they fit, what else they could do, and what they break, especially when derived in a way that's compatible with the SGToRB. So they're not, I'd like to emphasize, not anywhere near canon yet. They're a Doylist experimental concept.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:46 PM
Indeed - thermal rad absorbing goo?
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Damn.. I put tungsten on my drives
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Feel like a caveman showing his state of the are bushfire to a nuclear reactor tech
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Thermal goo isn't reality-breaking stuff. It's what they use in heat sinks; basically, a very advanced phase-change material designed to soak up WHOA NELLY amounts of heat in the course of the phase-change.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:49 PM
He best we’ve got today is water and lithium
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So I suppose yours is solid at say 5 K and boils at 5000?
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So, blue-skying here, if you could compound it with some of that radiation-absorbent material, the advanced version of the stuff used on stealth planes, you have a liquid that's tailor-made to soak up incoming EM, disperse the resulting heat, and if locally overloaded, harmlessly boil off.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:51 PM
The problem lies therein the fact that you need to add heatsink mass for as long as your drive is on (edited)
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Yeah - and just to be clear, starship heat sinks aren't there to let you play stealth games or sink drive heat, 'cause those numbers can't be made to add up.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:52 PM
However, you can solve most all of your issues if you can have a material that melts at >5000 K
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Nd doesn’t sublimate at that temp
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Of course not
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They're there to maximize the time before heating of the crew section means you have to surrender or fry.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:53 PM
I just don’t think the crew would play hot potato with a reactor core
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I can write you a doctor’s thesis on radiator and armor placement so you wouldn’t worry about that (edited)
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Or to sum it up in a sentence, behind the hull armor
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(Another use for the thermal goo, incidentally, is in mass driver cooling. You ship each round with a block of thermal goo, dump the firing heat into the now-separated block behind the breech, and vent the boiled-off goo overboard and take its heat with it; preferably in such a direction that it can save you work on recoil compensation.)
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Well, it can lessen the problem, but ultimately, conduction will spoil your day if someone's busy with a laser trying to pump heat into you.
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Ah, about tangle. Usability question Can you refill tangle channel by physical contact or by radiation exchange?
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Or just ship to factory get new one, deliver
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 12:58 PM
He’d go through hundreds of meters of hull before that happens
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[refilling/replcing tangle] Can't refill; only replace. Setting a bit uses it up. (Worse, you can only replace through continuous spacetime, which means no stargate jumps with only one end because the wormholes are transient. They're usually delivered by starwisp; please order well in advance for delivery in a decade or so.) (edited)
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You can pump heat with a more-diffuse-at-range laser much more easily than you can blast with a tightly-focused one, and it's also much easier to aim. (They don't generally worry about armoring against lasers concentrated enough to do that to their kind of armor, since that generally requires being at knife-fight range, and as per NSSS, starships try very hard not to be at knife-fight range because that sort of CQB almost inevitably ends in a mutual kill.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 1:02 PM
What I mean, specifically is that you can use several factors to your advantage here and keep the radiators easily
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Firstly you’d be forward facing your opponent
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Second you use Fresnel scattering
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Or incidence scattering as you have X ray and gamma lasers
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The ship ends up resembling a long spike
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And the radiators are way out at the back with the length of the ship in front of them
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They can diffuse fry you all they want then
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How you Fresnel versus variable wavelength laser?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/12/2018 5:03 PM
@NHO however you want really, and the hull will have meters of armor on it nonetheless
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And you don’t Fresnel gammas or X rays, you get a high Z element like tungsten and point it at the source at a low angle
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What happened here?
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I can't see anything in pins?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/12/2018 9:30 PM
weirdly, discord doesn't give unpin notifications (edited)
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I mean, I assumed that.
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But it's still a weird thing to see.
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MarcusAurelius 09/13/2018 4:45 PM
what's "null flashing?"
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The most common controllers for things are either software-programmable microcontrollers or hardware-programmable nanocircs. In either case, null-flashing is wiping them back to blank. (edited)
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@Archon Yeah, I was going to pin a bunch of stuff for easy reference by new-joiners, but then ran into a Discord limitation on pins, so...
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Enderminion 09/13/2018 5:19 PM
RE: recent post any reason you wouldn't smash it into a Star?
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...because you haven't given up on them yet?
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This is the middle level. Beyond routine send-for-a-doctor quarantine, but not yet up to nuke-the-site-from-orbit. You'll note EMA ships are still allowed to approach, which they may use to send in one of their volunteer docs to have a copy of themselves sent on a probably one-way mission.
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Enderminion 09/13/2018 5:24 PM
ANY IRREVERSIBLY CONTAMINATED VESSEL SHALL BECOME SUBJECT TO ARBITRARY DESTRUCTION BY LOCAL AUTHORITIES NO FEWER THAN 72 HOURS POST-DETECTION Subject to destruction seems pretty bad
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Yeah, but they have to wait 72 hours first. If the Emergency Management Authority can't take over management of an emergency inside 72 hours, it's because shit has hit all the fans and you're gonna have to start triaging.
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Or you're such a long way from home that there's basically no-one around who's competent to handle the situation in any way other than nuke-the-site-from-orbit.
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Basically, it's the emergency clause for when all else fails.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2018 5:40 PM
Sort of a "we've been hit by space Ebola and we don't have the means to treat it" sort of thing?
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Enderminion 09/13/2018 5:42 PM
Oh god not Space Ebola!
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Yeah, pretty much. This sort of sequestration is for when regular medicine hits a "we don't know what this highly infectious thing is and we can't treat it" point. If it's a space plague that you can identify or that's responding to regular treatment, you just fly the quarantine flag and contact the local docs when you reach port. Some novel Space Ebola that isn't responding to the antivirals you have on hand, though, is the sort of thing that leads to Flight Surgeons calling for the serious sequestration.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2018 5:46 PM
(well you're not going to get smacked by real Ebola is space, all you'd have to do is turn down the life support to 'everyone wear your winter coats' until the crisis passed :p)
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'Cause, y'know, you let an outbreak of bad-life-support cholera or Legionnaires' spread in that day and age, that's a serious public health issue and a major inconvenience. You let an outbreak of Novel Space Ebola spread, that's a disaster .
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Hence the different procedures.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2018 5:51 PM
Data transfer should be fine though, right? So guessing in a lot of circumstances the last resort is upload and transfer all mindstates on board, then nuke the ship.
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In most cases, yes. Assuming that the ship's from a culture that has the capability and willingness, of course.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2018 5:56 PM
I wonder if that's the sort of circumstances where even some normally unwilling cultures might decide it can't hurt. I've seen a fic where someone was utterly convinced uploading was fatal and the 'digital' version was a new person, but since they were dying anyway they decided that, well, they were going to die but their "child" should get the chance to inherit their stuff and decide if they wanted to continue the research
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I suspect so - after all, mortality looks a lot better when you're not staring it unexpectedly right in the face. Of course, it depends too on having the equipment and someone to run it handy, and people being people... well, it can get awfully messy, even if people on the outside would be happy to send it in.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/13/2018 6:22 PM
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@Overmind Is something along those lines - in terms of performance, similar to an Imperial AKV?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/13/2018 7:13 PM
also
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If we crank a Leviathan primary up to full power, we’re going to be sticking about 10.1 exawatts (usable) (edited)
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what now?
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10 exawatts
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of USABLE power
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how?
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ALL the hypertech capacitors, charged over some time.
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BluejayHurricane 09/13/2018 9:05 PM
Is this protocol for memetics and info-contamination as well, or just biological? It seems leaving a running "Do not approach" beacon is sort of asking for trouble from the nastier kind of infoweapon that could use that transmitter.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2018 9:05 PM
it seems like physical contamination only, there'd likely be a seperate one for informatics
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BluejayHurricane 09/13/2018 9:06 PM
Yep, I figured.
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MarcusAurelius 09/13/2018 9:06 PM
I'd imagine you'd use both in most circumstances
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Yeah, CASE ICHOR is just for bionanotech contamination.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/13/2018 11:55 PM
How do you tell? I can easily see trojan horsing a infoplague via bionanotech .
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII On the latter, that would be filling a very large array of superconducting accumulators to the top with eight giant fusion plants plus power tapped off your antimatter torches, then draining them all empty in one go. (This is, under ordinary circumstances and even extraordinary circumstances, a terrible idea best left in hypothetical capability land.)
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or store it up for the first shot only
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2018 12:01 AM
the only scenario coming to mind is if the Leviathan Consciousness has cracked open its side of the star gate and there is no time to disassemble your side and you need to disable the whole thing now, even if it means having an uncontrolled singularity pinballing in your system
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Honestly, if you use that firing program, you're about as close as you can get to having to reboot the ship from cold afterwards as you're ever likely to get without actually being it.
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but if it hits, it will be AWESOME
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII On the former - yes, but an AKV of a considerably earlier era. I'm not sure - and one of these days I need to make room in the budget for my own copy so I can be sure - if it's possible to represent a 7100s-era AKV in CoaDE without finding a way to mod in assorted Sufficiently Advanced Technology.
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@john dougan(his grace/his grace) If people can catch it over a communications link, then you're out of CASE ICHOR and into CASE FÍÖRÉ.
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(Named after one of local history's greatest professional grifters, who was practically a memetic hazard on her own.)
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with enough materials mods and black boxes you can do anything... within 10 megameters for direct fire weapons... and the AI breaks down if acceleration and performance is too high
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII Regarding AKV designs - the key thing about them is that the drive designers went for missile-type drives rather than starship-type drives, in order to ensure that they can dance circles around big ships even when those ships are under full thrust. In earlier days, this meant a lot of drive choices which would have been considered dubious bordering on crazy as starship drives, like metastable metallic hydrogen and nuclear salt-water rockets. In the modern era, while I haven't done a full design workup on an AKV yet, this means they're rocking twitchy, touchy thoroughbred antimatter torch designs and vector-control cores - and as much super-light, low-armor construction as they can possibly have - such that they can beat typical starship accelerations of 4-12 G and hit the 12-18 G range.
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yeah CDE AI control breaks down above ~50g and turnabout times <~100ms, esp. when combined
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/14/2018 4:57 AM
@Overmind I see, Technically this thing can throttle to ten Gs by sacrificing Isp and adding remass to the drive
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Still, even without vector control, you can do some crazy stuff with blade nozzles
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If there was a way to modify a material’s melting and boiling point and vacuum pressure
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You would be able to make them much smaller (edited)
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@Overmind qq, sorry. What are the term limits for Senators and the Emperor/Empress? How long exactly do they stay in office exactly since they're all immortal and such.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/14/2018 7:22 AM
If the Navy and armed forces structure are any indication, this is the least authoritarian empire I've seen in sci fi so far
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Let us consider for a moment the applications of metric engineering to torch drive design. (By which I mean that I'll be considering it quietly over here; feel free to speculate wildly.)
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the idea that comes to mind is ejecting "phantom mass" that you've tricked into temporary existance so that keeping the drive on has very low fuel cost, so as to get more momentum out that you're 'actually' ejecting out the back.
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also good would be mucking your inertial mass downwards, or making your remass heavier just in time to be ejected out the back
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Picture this one: Take a wormhole. Inflate it asymmetrically , so you have one very small mouth, and one rather larger mouth. Take the wormhole frames and mount them in your drive in such a manner that the rather larger mouth is pointing - specifically, that the part of it internally opposite the part of the smaller mouth's face that you're using for injection is pointing - out the back end of your drive. Inject matter/antimatter into the very small mouth. Observe as the reaction takes place in the throat of the wormhole from which there are only two possible exits, one of which is much, much smaller than the other -- and so virtually all the reaction products are ejected directly into/as the drive's emissions plume. Blow thermodynamics a kiss.
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(Technical problems to solve: 1. Balancing mass flow to avoid wormhole collapse. This would be so much easier if antimatter had negative mass as well as opposite charge and spin (giving you the option of feeding zero net mass into the wormhole in exchange for lots of lovely energy), but sadly, the universe does not appear to be so kind. 2. While it helps greatly with your thermodynamic problems as-is, if you can manipulate the metric of the wormhole exit to discharge as preferentially as possible along the vector you want, you can improve efficiency quite a bit.) (edited)
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...I pondered a similiar system for a pretty long time, for Apeiron Terminus (which requires reaction drives for when the warp drives can't work due to gravity interference.) Though my system assumes somewhat different technology at its foundation (space-time metric engineering tech able to bend space-time customary for inflation-expansion and bending), the idea was to create a kind of pseudo-wormhole - you have an entrance, and a reaction throat (in my case housing an ato-pseudo-singularity used to crush-fuze reaction mass) with the throat creating a self-looping mirror that bend radiation out of the drive and through the buisness end. Reaction mass and fuel (if you don't use a crush fusion well) is looped around the "rim" or "lip" of the space-time bell by means of magnetic and gravitic fields. The idea could be adopted to your concept by pinch-sealing the wormhole throat at one end (really, the throat can become impassable to mass-energy at that point - so long as the hyperspace bulb itself exists, you are fine) turning the rest of the throat into the containment bell. the big problem I see is, if the radiation bending vectors are not adjusted to direct radiation out the buisness end, it can circulate endlessly in the throat until the point of shut-down. What happens then I don't know, but basic theory of "throat clears itself of mass-energy on shutdown" suggest the Mofo of all photon flashes.
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As for balancing mass flow... well, if we can't pinch off the throat effectively as proposed, you have to consider how much mass you want on your wormhole throats.
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If you can perfom fast movement and inflate/deflate action, use as small and low-mass as possible 'holes. Switch them frequently (creating a kind of pulse drive, which creates its own issues), which is arguably easier.
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Because if you have a really heavy 'hole with a lot of mass endurance.. well, now you have to move all of that throat mass. Which is to say, you are sluggish as hell, because the mouths have mass and thus inertia and momentum. (edited)
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So you get something that gives you a lot of push when required, but not a lot of manouverbility.
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(plus the occupational hazzard of a wormhole collapse ramming a relativistic jet of mass-energy up your spine.)
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Why would one send troops and other surface units to fight a surface battle, apart from the need to preserve what you’re trying to secure? (edited)
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Oh, and one last factor I forgot - more massive throats are harder to manouver, too! So switching throats in place takes longer. @Unknown Calling down the ortillery, or because your target is underwater and thus cannot be attacked with ortillery even if you wanted to (at least not without boiling off the ocean, which is... excessive, even for "cleared to bomb things to rouble commander" ROEs.) (edited)
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The closely related avoiding collateral damage: if you're trying to destroy a weapons research lab, say, located in or under the middle of a city, it would be Bad Form to shoot through the hundreds of thousands of civilians in the way. There's also the question of making sure you destroy whatever it is rather than accidentally letting it out .
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Also, although the Empire would consider this more of a job for the professional assassins, if you want to whack one guy, sending people to do it rather than KEWing the site from orbit lets you positively confirm identity and presence. It's very embarrassing if you blow up the Presidential Bunker and declare victory only to discover three months later that the dude wasn't even there at the time.
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seems like assasinations become more intricate when your targets can have off-site backups
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S'why they're best left to highly trained professionals. 😎
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The most elegant assasination in that case is smuggling in something corrupting via their own mindstate.
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Once everything past 1 year is definitely spiked, you thump the primary.
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Sure, the person you want to snipe can still be restored, but only from far back back-ups...
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which, unless it's some really long-going feud, should be enough to wack whatever you wanted whacked in the mid-term.
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"If your target cannot die, drive them crazy."
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Personally, for me in a verse like the Eldraeverse, the true art of assassination is sniping the personality elements you don't like.
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Easier to twist an inmortal to your side than to off them permanentally.
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"motivation assassination"
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When you can’t beat ‘em, psyche ‘em (edited)
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@Overmind Why not go all the way to "personality assassination"?
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invade their dreams and make them think it was their own idea
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So there are hawking powerplants, does anyone in the 'verse use hawking drives?
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@o11o1 interesting concept, I'd like to see a movie about that.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/14/2018 4:51 PM
Kugelblitz? @Ian Bruene
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/14/2018 4:52 PM
About those - if it’s the tiny black hole emitting terawatts during its weeks of lifetime
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Vector control in the setting makes that a more than viable drive
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mmhmm
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force feeding it to make it stable would be much easier
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Have the people in the military labs considered the idea of, ahem, nanometre thick nanocomposite disk projectiles?
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That hits stability problem
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Disc wobbles
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MarcusAurelius 09/15/2018 4:19 AM
or straight up structural integrity issues
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2018 4:45 AM
I mean they already have similar needle weapons
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MarcusAurelius 09/15/2018 4:46 AM
True, but needle shapes are about as aerodynamic as they come and I’m assuming this is meant to be an atmospheric weapon.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2018 4:47 AM
The question is why have a more complicated disk when you have functional needles
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Discs as general purpose weapons, might be a useful starship weapon if you can somehow get around the impact problem.
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MarcusAurelius 09/15/2018 1:06 PM
Ok, but what do they do better than a long rod penetrator or conventional shell of equivalent mass?
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Probably the same things a hollow point does better than AP
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More tissue damage, less collateral
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But expanding rounds might still work better than “discs”
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MarcusAurelius 09/15/2018 1:12 PM
Or just a tumbling round
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Or APHE
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Maybe some sort of smart round that expands after penetrating the top layer
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@fm21 Regarding your question, the Imperial Couple holds office "until death or resignation"; there is no term limit. Tradition generally holds that everyone should find a new career after three centuries or so to stave off mental fossilization, but that's just tradition. For the Senate, it's by Chamber. Exact rules are here: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/09/01/the-imperial-charter-section-seven/
…continued from part six. SECTION VII: THE SENATE Article I: Functions of the Senate The functions and powers of the Imperial Senate shall comprise the following: To prepare and present to th…
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If there was a period of technological unemployment, when did it happen, and how was it solved? (edited)
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I think the Empire has been around since the steam age, at the very least, and the citizen-shareholder’s dividend was part of the original constitution
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/16/2018 2:10 PM
not sure if IN ships do this
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but mine carry their wormhole transceiver sensor drones with them
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only room for three but a good three nonetheless
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On technological unemployment, there is a particularly apposite tweet I read once: "Is it any surprise that a society that purposefully instills the tolerance of extended boredom as a core intellectual value is careening toward an automation-driven labor catastrophe with near-zero foresight or preparation?"
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You'll have to explain that one to me; the link does not seem immediately obvious.
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We have a technological unemployment issue because we’ve built an education system and economy designed around using most humans as a cheap, disposable substitute for robot labor.
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"Pick up Tab A, insert into Slot B. Repeat for ten hours"
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miracle of the assembly line
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They mostly didn’t have a technological unemployment problem because, for various reasons, they were running hard towards automating everything from the moment someone realized that you could make a pointy stick throw itself.
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Ah, I'm with you when you put it like that.
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Part of this is the difference in working models, too. An employee can’t automate anything on his own initiative and even if he did, his working hours and remuneration aren’t going to change. A contractee can do as he pleases so long as the job gets done, and automating chunks of his job gets him more money, more chillaxing time, or both. (edited)
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Except asymmetric bargaining means that in practise, a contractee is a employee with less legal protections.
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Since they can't be as good at law as they're employers team of laywers, etc etc.
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Not unsolvable, but still a bitch to deal with in many cases.
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Suffice it to say that these things work differently when you aren’t trying to retrofit an existing culture of serfs and masters.
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 4:05 AM
And when your culture has traditionally always had a labour shortage, not surplus
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“Tides of History” podcast is doing a series on medieval peasants’ rebellions. They take the stance that the power dynamic changed drastically after the Black Death killed off half the serfs and lords needed to start hiring workers instead of passively collecting rent and annual labor.
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While that's true - I've raised the point myself a time or two - I am also distinctly inclined towards the notion that our wacky status dynamics play a large part in poisoning things; from, at one end, the self-sabotage of would-be employees who believe there's no room for negotiation -- (Which isn't true in many cases; I've done it myself regarding an obnoxious clause or two, although it tends to surprise the hell out of one's employer.) -- to at the other, the reactions of people to the "gig economy".
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I mean, I'm sure there are politicians out there who are genuinely concerned about the labor conditions of people choosing to work outside the bounds of conventional employment, but the outrage against people daring to be independent of an overlord^Wpatron^Wemployer isn't exactly subtle . Much more than a whiff of GET BACK IN YOUR PLACE, UPPITY PEASANTS about it. (edited)
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@Zarpaulek Technically, the Era of Steel and Steam started in roughly 720. While it's by no means an exact parallel (things being invented in different orders, lack of Dark Ages or burning of the Library of Alexandria to interfere with progress, early use of clockwork/wind/water automata, etc., etc.) the tech around in Year Zero can be roughly approximated as Late Classical Era, plus pre-steam clanks.
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Things took off fairly rapidly because among Seledíë III's entourage was one Sung Iliastren, a hitherto obscure natural philosopher from Inisvaen who first, in their context, formalized the scientific method, and suddenly found himself in a position to sell it to Many Very Serious People.
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Well, and because the Empire's insistence on freedom of travel, trade, information, etc., brought a lot of individually innovative groups (the smiths of Telírvess, the alchemists of Eume and Baryvekar, the artisans of southern Selenaria, the mechanists of Stonesmight, etc.) into much closer contact.
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You will talk to each other - productively! - and you will love it.
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Some of that reasoning might be why the Church of Satan put android servants for everyone on their list of objectives.
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 7:12 PM
I'm mildly uncomfortable with that. If you want utility assistance tools then non-humanoid shapes tend to be better. Androids in particular to me has a whiff of "we want slaves, but ethically"
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2018 7:13 PM
yeah. Human-ish torsos make some sense, since that gives them compatibility with most infrastructure and types of existing tools, but being bipedal isn't really useful for a service robot
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 7:16 PM
tripedal seems like it might be most useful. Still able to be upright enough that they'll fall on a similar 'footprint' to humans and thus into our spaces, but far superior stability means less processing power needs to be devoted staying standing. And can handle stairs.
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2018 7:19 PM
I was thinking either pure tracks/wheels when practical, and maybe a quadruped derivative of ATHLETE for units that need to deal with uneven but predictable terrain
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 7:21 PM
I've got a friend in a wheelchair, and even 'flat' modern houses are not well equiped for wheeled locomotion
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2018 7:22 PM
That's part of why I suggested tracks. They deal well with varied terrain, just not stairs. And rubber treads don't really tear up anything
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Utility spiders: plenty of legs, plenty of arms. Which they have more of depends on the situation.
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 7:23 PM
Kinda hard to get to the benchtop though, 'tall' is not really a spider-trait
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2018 7:23 PM
True but I imagine a unit with a more basic design would be a lot cheaper and more practical for potential production here.
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Stand on four legs, tilt the body to elevate one end.
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2018 7:24 PM
If they have enough body length, just rise up on the back ones and balance against the table with the forelegs
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Or extend telescoping legs for more height.
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(Scaring the living crap out of arachnophobes is an, um, "unintended feature".)
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2018 7:26 PM
"We're going to... umm... look at this point I think editing eldrae might be easier than redesigning everything else from scratch."
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Further on technological unemployment, incidentally, and something I forgot to mention because of forest/trees oversight: It's worth noting that with the exception of certain specialized cases peculiarly amenable to computerization, technological unemployment cuts from the bottom up in terms of intelligence; the tasks requiring the least creative thought and cognitive sophistication go first. Now, if you care to look back at the Imperial Charter, you'll note that per the Fifth Amendment (as seen in section III, article XIV), reproduction is a qualified right unlike those previously mentioned, inasmuch as no sophont should exist for the sake of another and inasmuch as creating a sophont affects them , not just you . So there are public and private (the about-to-be-created person's) health constraints on that, violating which is felony dysgenesis. The original target of Amendment V was genetic, epigenetic, and developmental diseases. It did not take long at all to take the next step and classify every kind of thus-heritable stupidity or even below-average intelligence as a public health problem subject to the Reproductive Statutes. It didn't take all that much longer to include "hereditary memetic stupidity", environmental causes, and even fiscal causes [1] under them, either, in the name of the right to be created in a non-preupfucked state. The cumulative effect of the Citizen Eugenics Board administering these rules for centuries on end should not be underestimated where population demographics are concerned (or the consequent effects on technological unemployment).
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[1] Not per se , because lack of resources isn't a moral flaw; it's just that provision of an environment suitable to create the healthy, smart, and well-adjusted has certain inescapable resource minima. And that's before we get to really nasty things that aren't going to happen there , like malnutrition ... (This is also why the insurance companies there offer "parenthood insurance", which guarantees those necessary resources to raise your children right even in the event of an income collapse.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 9:50 AM
and presumably the suitable mechanics to savage any insurance provider that doesn't do the job promised. (There is currently a massive scandal here - Royal Commission level, but I don't know if that translates - about corruption in the banking and insurance industries. Fortunately for certain COs Australia has a lack of suitably high waterfalls. Maybe we should feed them to crocodiles instead.)
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Oh, my, yes. (And it does for me, being an ex-Brit. 😃 ) Insurers pursuing the US-health-insurer model of how to behave are not long for the industry.
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 9:54 AM
Someone here got caught red-handed charging someone for life insurance, that they had not requested nor consented to, after they were dead. And obviously not paying out to the family because the family never put in a claim for the insurance they didn't know existed...
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CLARIFICATION: I should add that they aren't talking about any limited definition of intelligence such as IQ, or whatever. They're talking about the mysterious totality of sapience ( https://eldraeverse.com/2015/07/21/are-you-sapient/ ), and while there is no problem with making idiot savants in any particular singular aspect of intelligence, the idiot part has to be cognitively well-rounded and meet all the baseline criteria, regardless of how tall the savant spike is.
“If there is one thing the universe is not short of, it is ways to measure the multifaceted, multidimensional phenomenon we call ‘intelligence’, or ‘sapience’. “…
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09:59
Ouch. Someone's taking the whole robosigning fraud as an instruction manual.
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 10:05 AM
the levels of fraud have been impressive. About the only good thing to come out of this is the televised coverage of I-am-extremely-screwed-and-know-it CEOs testifying as judges lay out what has been discovered and ask wtf were they thinking
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Probably "money money money money".
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 10:07 AM
(The banks managed to subvert the independent regulatory body that was supposed to be preventing this sort of mess happening. Hence it all exploding dramatically; the original corruption investigation was into a single member of that board and then everything has just snowballed from there. Crocodiles are starting to look a very real possibility.)
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The trouble with regulatory bodies is there always seems to be just one.
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(While it's buried in the worldbuilding, I make a point of how reviewers are always themselves reviewed by meta-reviewers; and the two big metareviewers, the Auditors of Operational Righteousness and the Board of Merchane Propriety, deliberately audit each other .) (edited)
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(Meanwhile, in the more... cautious field of governance, the "Threefold Auditors of Impropriety" comprise the Offices of Internal Audit, Service Security, and Censorious Scrutiny, which are completely independent of each other, approach their work from different angles, and are, if anything, stricter on each other than they are on everyone else.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 10:12 AM
There's two for chemists here and the catfighting between them is legendary, to the point most labs just get their NATA* accreditation and forget the chemist ones. Stuff like that does not help in diversifying. :( (National Association of Testing Authorities. Basically the 'does your lab give sufficiently accurate and precise results? Then we don't actually care what qualifications your staff have, they're clearly competent' one)
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(I'm now reading about how NATA works and thinking the 'peer review, except we are physically transporting the peers around the country to physically review facilities' system might be relevant to your worldbuilding.)
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(I suspect that's how a lot of the professional guilds do their quality-of-praxis inspections.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/21/2018 10:20 AM
It looks like a good system. I'm mildly annoyed with myself for never thinking of it.
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Since I am designing an IN frigate, I would like to know the usual absolute thermal shutdown temperature and mass range of warships in the frigate class. (edited)
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I'm angry: someone killed me and I don't have time to be dead.
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Very Eldrae response
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On requests for the hyperdreadnoughts: "There's not a lot to Imperiatrix that's particularly exciting; it amounts to a fat Imperiatrix-class heavy SD with a palace and a strategic command center stuffed into the midships volume. Sure, its primaries can sear continents, crack planets open, and vaporize small moons, but that's just a matter of linear scaling. As for God of War, my policy remains that I'll write that one up when I feel capable of doing justice to a starship designed by a god for Its personal use. (I mean, ain't much point in just noting that maybe two-thirds of its internal volume is occupied by disturbing-looking, did-Yog-Sothoth-fuck-the-protomolecule-to-make-this? machinery with long, elegant technical names that sound like "Plot Device" even in-universe.)"
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By "disturbing-looking", in this case, I mean "at first glance, it appears to make no sense and have no meaning; at second glance, you think you might be beginning to find some meaning; at third glance, you're pretty sure that the meaning in question will not fit in your brain and you really need a drink or two lest you keep thinking about it".
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And those weapons have modes of operation like "induce amnesia in a given volume of space-time, causing all particles therein to adopt randomized quantum states"; or "transmute a randomly chosen 50% subset of protons into antiprotons with a foam of tiny non-orientable wormholes"; or "rejigger the strong force until stable elements spontaneously fission"; or, y'know, "summon a dragon to eat the sun". That kind of stuff.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 12:35 AM
do not piss off one of the more powerful local gods
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Note to self: I really should describe a carrier one of these days, given that it's one of those military vessels that doesn't fit the typical patterns we've seen so far. More like a giant beehive wearing a buckler.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 12:56 AM
novel way of disabiling a carrier: somehow managing to lock the bay doors, presumably via the infosec war component of battle.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 12:57 AM
I'm more curious about Fleet Carriers, since I'm wondering how our dear author gets around the problems with the hyperdrive ring concept
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 12:57 AM
because while I imagine that there are protective doors across the tubes of the big guns on other vessels, I also have a hunch that under sufficiently oh shit conditions you can fix this problem by firing the slug anyway, and still get a lot of the following slugs to go in kinda the right direction
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...they aren't FTL. A fleet carrier is a lighthugger.
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Oh, you really don't want to hit the tube door with a full-power shot. Kilotons to megatons of bang going off inside the armor? No-one's walking away from that looking pretty. (I'm not sure whether you could turn down one of those big drivers far enough to get the right amount of boom, but if so, that'd be viable. But you'd have to set it up deliberately.)
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:04 AM
It's not the FTL part, it's the "Strategic mobility that can't defend itself" part. I was wondering whether they get a small defense force a la CLACs from the Honorverse, or whether they just sit in the heart of the fleet and hope that the fleet
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can defend it
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:07 AM
if they're lighthuggers, wouldn't they be the ultimate in "run awaaaaay"?
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:07 AM
But that leaves the fleet behind
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If they‘re a lighthugger, their defense is a "come too close and you‘ll learn a 0.005 degrees gamma-ray beam is useful for other things too"
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:19 AM
True, but I'd think that the (R)KKVs and AKVs that Eldraeverse capital ships fling would outrange a weapon that's not built for that
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The chief defense of a fleet carrier is staying the hell out of the way, for values of the hell out of the way equal to "somewhere in the Oort".
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Drop off the fleet in the outskirts, and keep clear of all possible battles. It's still ridiculously vulnerable, but, y'know, it's not the best way to fight a battle in another non-gate-linked star system. It's just the only way.
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Alternatively @MarcusAurelius there‘s still the defense of "I am a supercapital vehicle with a 40-kilometer spine. Do you want to find out what happens when I point the GRFEL mounted in here at you?"
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Also on second thought, they are combat-hardened relativistic lighthuggers. The nosecone armor can probably laugh at most sub-capital rounds.
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Not particularly combat-hardened, either. A fleet carrier is basically a relativistic tugboat - a lugger that's traded off cargo capacity for outsize fuel and engine stores with (for the militarized version) minimal armoring and a point-defense grid glued on. If it gets in a fight with anything other than long-range potshots, it loses.
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Plus, the travel-defense ionization laser grid.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:37 AM
I think that's generally left at home, you fire the lasers AT the lighthugger
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Presumably there is some nanofac device they set up to make enough lasers to send them back, at a slower pace.
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So it stays out of the way. Usually it gets away with this, because the system you're invading has a combat-ready fleet to deal with, which is generally perceived as a higher priority than the tugboat that brought them there and can't do a whole lot to you.
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And killing the Tugboat is kinda useless when you‘re a.) far out from travel anyway and b.) that invadkng fleet can likely bootstrap a new one if they need to.
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c.) while they are still wrecking your system.
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Is there such a thing as a militarized wormhole generator? Spitting out flocks of missiles and warships as fast as the factories back home can spit them out?
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:40 AM
and if they can't, they probably brought enough tangle to send a message "have won, bastards put a hole in our lightsail, please send new tug"
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:40 AM
sounds like they would be impractical, given the implied price of a stargate
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IIRC aren‘t stargates mostly expensive because tugging a fuckhuge 'tangled singularity is expensive?
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:41 AM
I think it was suggested? And then pointed out that you have to bring the stargate along, and stargates navigate like the slowest of unwieldy lumps
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For one strategic invasion link you could always default to the topological always-open 'hole.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:41 AM
because you have to drag a black hole along. And black holes are kinda heavy.
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and if you've got the delta v to drag a black hole, you can probably use that to throw things at the enemy and win faster
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Making a moon-sized kernel isn't exactly cheap either, but yeah, moving it is worse. A stargate pair is a hell of an investment.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:42 AM
would a smaller aperture be practical? Like say, 15 meters?
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Makes me wonder what the colonies must have thought when they deployed the first pairs.
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The reflection off the laser sails must have been spectacularly bright.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:43 AM
the colonies were probably in on it and sending resupply missions to the poor eldrae on the tugs hauling it over?
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Most big lighthuggers, BTW, are pion drives. The light sails are mostly used for starwisps.
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(For that matter, for Sufficiently Advanced: How did the Ponies miss the fuckhuge Kernel tug getting beam-powered to their location?)
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@Overmind Sounds pretty inefficient compared to using direct laser propulsion.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:45 AM
@Unknown I'm pretty sure (I don't feel like digging through the archives, our Dear Author can correct this) that the Empire had been in pretty constant contact with the colonies before sending the pairs @Morgrim Moon nice sentiment, but wouldn't that require an unholy amount of delta-V?
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(They didn't. To quote Luna: "This night past We have observed a strange object moving through Our sky without and in defiance to Our command, having appeared in close proximity to the new star We have previously discovered, presently visible at declination 1 ° 22 ' 11", right ascension 5:33:10." That new star? Decelerating linelayer.)
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Though okay, as advanced as the Eldrave are they probably make the extra splody stuff in NOW converters. :facepalms_himself:
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(Also for Sufficiently Advanced: why send a stargate to a system suspected to house gods of unknown temperament before sending in disposable scouts to make contact? Leaving aside the massive investment that might suddenly turn into vapor if they're not in a talking mood, giving a potential perversion a highway straight to your core worlds seems like the worst of all possible bad ideas.)
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Okay yep, make that another :facepalms_himself:
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@MarcusAurelius Sure, but seeing those linelayers in the night sky?
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Even with knowing what they are, the power must have been awe-inspiring.
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They've got a Dyson-sphere power generator out at Esilmur. Antimatter is something they aren't going to be short of, 'cause the stockpiles are the size of planets. Not the little rocky ones, either.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:49 AM
oh that's where you're going with this. I thought you were implying they were thinking "This looks like a threat"
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:49 AM
Honestly, from what I know of MLP:FiM, that seems like one of the few places where 'mysteriously appearing new green star' would not be a cause of significant concern. Luna says she aware of it and no reason to panic, it's not Discord? Then nobody will bat an eyelid, they'll assume the Princesses are doing some sort of experiment.
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@xandeross The Empire, especially in that particular deuterocanon, is another subscriber to the "try friendship first" philosophy. 😃
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Also in continuation of @NHO post from Schlock, today‘s comic also seems to fit the Eldrave military services:
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You can try friendship with disposable scouts instead of massively expensive wormholes first perfectly well, though.
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"Captains go down with the ship. Executive Officers muster the dead."
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Hah!
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:52 AM
...it's kinda weird seeing it fully written out as 'Executive Officer' rather than XO.
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I am so, so used to the shorthand that it took me a minute to figure out what was happening.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 1:53 AM
I'm going to ahead and say everyone on here would likely enjoy a binge down the blackhole that is the archives of Schlock Mercenary, Freefall, outrim, and maybe 6-commando (edited)
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There's also something to be said for speedy delivery of backup, no matter which way things go. But mostly, it's just standard expand-without-displaying-paranoia procedure.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:55 AM
huh. I thought line-layers were the step before sending the actual stargate. The lighthuggers that went and found a good orbit to put the incoming gate, then scouted out the system for Interesting Stuff while it was catching up.
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Contact procedure, in general, hinges on Being Very Obvious About Everything And Not Even Slightly Sneaky Or Cautious Or Having Anything To Hide, in the interest of not giving anyone a reason to think you're Up To Something.
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^ and in case of "BAD STUFF, BAD STUFF, GOOD STUFF! TOTALY GOOD STUFF" you have an on-demand salvage option, which is to say Decohere That Tangle And Chuck The Resulting Singularity Into The Processing Locus Or Local Star.
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Absolute Maximum-Hazard Godbothering Protocols: "The God of War can be in-system sixty seconds from reception of the distress signal."
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 1:58 AM
How often do they get met with a hurriedly assembled navy, who have misinterpreted this as "we are so confident in our invasion that we don't have to hide and even brought along some trumpets"? (Presumably this is why you have diplomats who are really good at convincing the locals that no, we don't want to steal your stuff. We want to buy your stuff, at good rates, and sell you stuff in return.)
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"Please try to identify the most dangerous-looking planetoids in your message for target prioritization purposes."
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@Morgrim Moon Linelayers are the specialized ships which drag stargates about, here. Often, too, the only view anyone's had of a star system before the gate gets there is telescopic; relativistic travel is expensive, so unless they have a good reason to expect trouble, most of the time the IES settles for sending first-in scouts out after the gates get there.
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(And it happens, but if the civilization isn't worldbound, then going in broadcasting HELLO, WORLD on every channel they can find is also standard procedure. 😃 )
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(I thought antimatter is cheap?)
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That said, they generally have a good idea what's there first , because the VLBO, etc., have spectacular resolution.
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(It is. Time isn't. How long do you want to wait to get to meet the Interesting Thing/People on the other end of the telescope?)
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:02 AM
the Empire must love it when they find a civilisation because of that civ having spotted them first and shouting "HELLO INTERESTING LOOKING PEOPLE" as hard as they can.
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(Any such civilization would probably not be mankind.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:04 AM
dunno, humanity's reaction to oddities is frequently "poke it and see what happens"
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We have been sending occasional messages nominally to any aliens out there. A lot of them were actually for political or publicity purposes at home, but they were broadcast.
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Well, it's always nice to meet people who like to meet people. (Note, Advancedverse-wise, our first-in scout's reaction to receiving a friendly exchange of answers and breakfast, rather than interrogation and uncomfortable lab-time.)
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:07 AM
True, but those were under the assumption that nothing would reply, at least not in the life time of the people sending it. That's a very different headspace for humans than "We just saw a civilization that is Kardashev II+ and is concurrent with us"
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Also, looking at the majority of our first-contact fiction is not, shall we say, encouraging.
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Personally, my first reaction to "we just observed 1 GeV gamma-ray beams from an estimated Oh-Gods-Watt power source in Alpha Centauri" would be "well, we‘re likely fucked."
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:09 AM
if you're pretty sure the Kardashev II+ civ is going to find you anyway - and we've got so much local pollution it's inevitable - then there's tactical merit in approaching first and looking small and cute and friendly, especially if you've evidence said civ is a mixed species polity
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Which you almost certainly wouldn't from a hundred light-years away.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:10 AM
That's nice and optimistic and probably even objectively logical, the problem is most people don't gut react like that
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I mean, it‘s one play that is also logical.
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The other is "spread out, duck and cover, the RKKVs may come soon"
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:11 AM
The people making the important calls will be politicians elected for their ability to manipulate people and bureaucracies, not others
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"Okay, so will they tell me how awesome I am? Because I‘m the best, the very best."
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:12 AM
looking at how our actual first contacts have gone - as in, all the different groups of humans - then friendly overtures have been the historical default even with direly disparate tech levels. The aggression and colonisation etc comes after, usually a decade or two down the line.
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As a rule, one should deploy the Weapons of Mass Amity.
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Very few good relationships ever started with the words, "Oh, God, please don't kill me."
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:14 AM
I know our movies about aliens are very different, but that's usually because the writers want to write a war movie with completely acceptable targets, more than explore alien interactions.
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(The implicit assumptions are a mite offensive.)
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I think the Eldrave would think their own thing about our cultural obsession with space elves...
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:17 AM
eh, they grasp memetics. We point them at Tolkien and they'll understand pretty quick. We point them at sidhe and they'll happily swipe the relevant bits to smooth out early interactions and probably make their first embassy in Ireland. XD
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:17 AM
@Morgrim Moon, I know I at least was thinking along the lines of Footfall, Mass Effect, stuff like that. And the motivations of the creators aside, when most people think of first contact they tend to think of Independence day, Battle: LA, those sort of movies. Because violence and struggle tend to stick in the human psyche, not to mention that those movies have a lot more exposure
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And some Eldrae would probably custom-grow some sleeves and try to life the memes just for shit and giggles.
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@MarcusAurelius Mass Effect in itself on the other hand is about forging friendships with aliens... yes I know the fanfiction fandom tends to forget that.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:18 AM
Hm, that might be a cultural thing. Sure, people will think of Independance Day here too, but mostly in a "this was the best ever excuse to blow up the White House, can we have more movies that blow up the White White pretty please with a cherry on top?"
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:20 AM
Good point, but that doesn't change the fact that authors trying to write a very cosmopolitan and xenophilic setting still went with a violent and aggressive first contact
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Yeah, Mass Effect in general would make us look pretty okay, at least until all the Cerberus fanboys are noticed.
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Or the massive HFY crowd that‘s brewing in the background.
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Aka "humanity is so HNNNNNG we‘ll stomp them stupid aliens because we are VERY INTELLIGENT and SPECUL"
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Though okay yes, to be fair, the Council can be seen as obstructionistic, but it‘s not like Shepard ever presented concrete evidence.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:23 AM
eh they've probably dealt with (Insert name of species here) Fuck Yeah! groups before. As far as I understand it, HFY is a counter to all the (no offence meant to our Dear Author) "perfect space elves being perfect and humanity being horrible unrepentant unfixable barbarians" thing
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Only in part, to be frank @MarcusAurelius
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:24 AM
the HFY bits I've seen are usually "humanity finds a niche and proceeds to be awesome in it", which is a worldview the eldrae would approve of.
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In Mass Effect especially, it‘s a reaction to the "humanity isn‘t the top dog" thing.
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(To be fair, the writing is at fault for seeding that one because humanity are about the only ones who safe the day.)
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And there is some evidence that the Council was making some quiet preparations in the background. Just, y'know, not wanting anyone actually running around telling people "The Reapers are coming!" Kind of failed to grasp the true scale of the threat, though, but then, who didn't?
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I mean, they didn‘t even have a scale.
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Shepard never recovered solid evidence until the end of ME2 that quantized the Reaper threat.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:26 AM
@Unknown Yeah HFY is still fundamentally problematic (though I do enjoy the Jenkins-verse as super-hero style insanity).
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What would have been awesome for Mass Effect 3 is to have the Reapers breach into Council Space proper... and the turians immidiently go to war footing and come to the humans aid because FUCKDAMMIT WE‘RE THE SWORN PROTECTORS AND THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE CLTADEL ALLIANCE!
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@MarcusAurelius Jenkins-verse is one of the few good ones.
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Same as The Last Angel.
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"Do you see any Protheans around here, or any Prothean ruins that don't look like someone bombed the shit out of them? I would like to submit this as evidence that the threat is more existential than friggin' Kierkegaard."
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(Sentient ASI on a SD still plotting revenge and freedom for its nigh-extinct people after a millenium? I think the Eldrae would approve.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:28 AM
I thought the turians were a little preoccupied being the other species targetted for first conversion? (I haven't played ME3)
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Yeah, but come ME3 they didn‘t stand up for anybody else - Shepard had to, again, fix everything themselves.
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Until the PC comes along nobody shows initiative.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 2:29 AM
Ah. That sounds like lazy writing.
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Yeah. Palaven was hit very shortly after Earth.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:30 AM
The Turians IIRC get whacker hard and are fighting to hold their homeworld. It kinda makes sense. All the actual governments are prioritizing protecting their capitals from being the next Earth. Shepard's homeworld is already occupied, so he has nothing to lose by calling in favors
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(The thing is, if there‘s anybody with the obligations, will and expeditionary fleets to defend wider Council space, it is the turians. Supposedly.)
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:30 AM
The Turian fleet isn't that much bigger than the other Council fleets
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@MarcusAurelius Actually yeah it is.
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They‘re also allotted the largest cap of Dreads.
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Under the Washington Naval Treaty in SPAAAAACE! Farixen Treaty.
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Well, there was some initiative, just not initiative based in knowing what the problem was. The turians were settling in to fight to the last soph on Palaven and had bugger all forces to send anywhere what with the Reapers knowing that they were the largest and most effective military force around; the asari were hoping like hell to pull an answer out of their super sekrit Prothean AI; the human government was decapitated before the Reapers even got to Earth; and so on.
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The quarians, though, they were holding their very own idiot ball, and that pushed the geth onto the other side... and the krogan aren't going to follow anyone but Shepard anyway, so.
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My grander point here is, Shepard is narrative-wise the only person acting on the principles the narrative praises. Everybody else is suddenly all-practical and splintered. It‘s cynical and old, and it creates this entire "only humanity can fix it" theme that feels so stranous on the narrative.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:34 AM
The ratio of dreads only puts them at 5:3:1, so between the five citadel races and the two other council races they only account for about a third of the dreads in Citadel space. Impressive, but not even a majority.
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More of an "Only Shepard can fix it," I think. Humanity alone wasn't doing any better than anyone else. Worse, if anything, what with Cerberus running around hindering the defense of the galaxy at best and actively helping the Reaper cause, for that matter.
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Oh god. ME3 Cerberus is its own brew of stewing problems. And then the ending
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:36 AM
Yeah, It's less "humanity is special" than that "Shepard is special and humanity is special because of him"
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Also, most of the those courses - not exactly practical. More, I think, "we're totally fucked and acting accordingly in species-appropriate irrational ways", hence the turians settling in for a nice long display of suicidal stoicism, and so forth.
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Which is when you need a leader to appear and get your asses moving in useful directions. Fortunately, the galaxy got one.
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And this all reminds me why my Fanfic is not touching the main storyline of Mass Effect. Right now, anyway. Also, in the rewrite I ripped out the last artefacts that didn‘t make sense worldbuilding-wise, that being the immidiently hostile First Contact, replaced by lots of tensions and one little brushfire conflict that happened a few months in and was just as quickly silenced. The real action all happened under the surface, spirited away. And onto other topics: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/9i9a2g/agree/?st=JMFZ9TA5&sh=b2c1b9d6
2,941 votes and 53 comments so far on Reddit
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Anyway. Me for some sleep now, it being nearly 3 am in these parts.
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 2:40 AM
Eh I'm a college student. 4 AM no longer scares me
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#UpgradeASAP
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😂
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How good are tuned nukes for the role of shriekers?
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While omnidirectional - or hard to direct - they definitely got more power per pulse than anything mortal. Even if it's a bit of white noise.
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Pretty good, but making them directional enough to not illuminate unwanted directions with the backscatter is a pain in the ass.
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Foil umbrellas at range?
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They evaporate, but shadow enough of the angle. Esp. if three or four to provide false leads and some measurement of reflection.
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Emplacing them is a fair bit of added complexity for something you want to be able to load and shoot ad hoc. (My rule of thumb here is that if it requires any pre-positioning, most captains would prefer to put an actual sensor platform out there.)
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Although you could launch them from the shrieker itself and wait for them to get to range, but that's increasing its passive signature.
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Not pre-positioning, deployment from shrieker. Hence when the shell is in flight, it drops umbrellas to directions it needs to dampen emissions to. Metamaterial spring to unfold, something like... hundred grams of material per umbrella. Yeah, when it's deployed it increases passive signature, but i am talking about stuff meters in diameter and at distance of, again, meters.
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Although, generally speaking, if your passives (in their role as the listening end of the active) are decently sensitive, you're unlikely to need a pulse that strong. Flashlight-on-a-dark-night and all that.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 9:57 AM
that didn't go the way I was expecting. I thought from the beginning a shrieker was going to be something that made the enemy's sensors useless via swamping it in a god awful racket.
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If I may add a little suggestion from my own growing post-singularity toolbox, there's the option of nano-plasmonic transreceiver smart dust. Launched via electrokinetic driver, powered via EM of your choice, able to bounce a customized photon wavefront from whereever it assembles. Can also self-propell via photon rocket mode. Just needs juice from a mothership, but that's a focused signature the enemy really has to work to pick up.
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@Morgrim Moon Now that's something that tuned nukes are excellent for!
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One kf my favorite uses for nukes.
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Well, if you get that into belly of enemy formation, you both get some fried sensors on them and some great data on yours.
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To the point that my combat spacecraft in Apeiron Terminus use directional, tuned nukes as the rough equivalent of chaff or flares.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 9:59 AM
The nuclear version would be utter overkill, but "make a racket" is a technique of current anti-submarine defence. A risky one, given it is pasting a massive signal on the noise-maker, but the idea is that the sheltering vessel does that if and only if they're convinced an enemy boat is already in the area, to cover the retreat of the target ship.
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solid rocket motor hot launch,metallic hydrogen-aluminium rockets and laser recycling beam rocket for fly-out, and a directional nuke with a lot of emissive materials.
10:01
Designed to fry any guided weaponry on terminal approach by blasting the sensors.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 10:01 AM
(My previous job was working with a submarine, it's tainted me; now I tend to think of space ship warfare in a way closer to submarine warfare, because of the whole 'forget your eyes, trust your sensors, and everything is a cramped tin can' thing)
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Just don‘t get started with passive and active pings
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Also @Overmind second throught: what sounds much more usable than a forward stealth illuminator is a forward, tangle-equipped sensor.
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"Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please."
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You will never hide your position from infrared telescopes, but sneaking a longscan plattform inside the enemies time horizon is much more useful for gunnery.
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Not a lot of stealth in an illuminator. 😄
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And, sure, having a nicely positioned tactical sensor platform would definitely be better... if you have a nicely positioned tactical sensor platform or the time and means to emplace one.
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exactly
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So why not pack one into a mass driver shell?
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Too little space for good sensors, too much cost of the tangle?
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2018 10:09 AM
I don't think a mass driver is throwing something far enough for tangle to be all that useful within the course of a battle.
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Mostly because nicely positioned isn't "whipping past the target at a measurable percentage of c".
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Oh c‘mon.
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Also @Morgrim Moon when main range gunnery is one light second and more, it sure as hell gets into useful positions.
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If you want to try this, you strap a thrust pack to an AKV and mass-driver launch it, because you're going to want to decelerate into position, then drunkwalk when you're there.
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... In Eldraeverse fun starts at light minute with intention to close to light second.
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That too
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Yeah, so.
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Point being, if you can get a zero-zero-zero intersect at that range, you can sure as hell park a sensor smatter carrier in the general vicinity.
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At a light-minute, you're throwing suppressing fire. At a light-second, you can hit.
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Anyway, whatever your platform is, to park it in the vicinity you have to decelerate from projectile speed, at which point your sensor platform isn't stealth to anything, not even the Mark I Eyeball.
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No magical Weberfoam signature dampeners for reactionless drivers.
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(Which is why you want to send an AKV as your forward observer, because it's equipped to dodge the ensuring flurry of point-defense fire.)
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A phased array laser drive working on a mass of smart dust is pretty damn stealthy I‘d argue.
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Nano-plasmonic arrays have 99% efficiency in both directions, and the amount of waste heat there is is diffuse.
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If it's designed to absorb lasers, it can be overheated.
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By different frequency
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But yeah.
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Sure, you can burn sensor smatter out of the sky.
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That requires a targeting lock first of all, however.
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Second, to do it just so, you need to pump Gigawatts of laser power our, aka make yourself a nice big shining beacon.
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It may just mean pointing your drive plume at it. Ionizing radiation and heat are pretty much top of the list of Things Nanotech Does Not Handle Well.
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(I am generally sceptical of naked-to-space nanosystems, inasmuch as the hostile radiation environment is likely to give them a case of galloping nanocancer in short order.)
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As a side note: one of the things shriekers are useful for is picking out suspected forward tactical sensor platforms. (Since while there may be no stealth in space, a cold object with neither drive nor life support effectively has the best of the stealth that there isn't.)
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 11:03 AM
LO v. VLO, in modern parlance?
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MarcusAurelius 09/24/2018 10:45 PM
Welcome. I'd reccomend binging the archive of this Discord, but It's pretty substantial at this point
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Don't bother taking your sanity protection pills. They won't help
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A quick explanation of why shriekers are still useful despite their being no stealth in space: http://eldraeverse.com/2018/09/24/eeeeeeee/#comment-11305
shrieker: (also ping-pedo) a single-shot directional EM pulse generator mounted in a capsule suitable for mass driver deployment. It is a truism of tactics that active sensors, while much more effe…
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/25/2018 11:53 AM
@Overmind you wasted an amazing opportunity there
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for 4chan torpedoes
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Have you tried getting useful navigation data out of 4chan? I haven't, but I doubt it's easy.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 09/25/2018 2:39 PM
I haven’t found much useful data there period
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I was getting at REEEEE
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of course
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Today, y'all get a carrier.
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\o/
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So, would you say that Imperial battle strategy favors carriers or battleships?
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Of course, AKVs are kind of a gray area between fighters and missiles
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[carriers vs. battleships] I'd say you need both. Plus screening elements. If you don't have carriers, battleship engagements stretch out into mass driver duels at long range, which is a PITA because it's really hard to hit at that range, or you end up having to take them into CQB, which is incredibly lethal. But if you don't have battleships and screen, your carriers are toast when the other side's BBs close the range. (edited)
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I look at it as the equivalent of today's combined arms warfare. Specialize in only-infantry, or only-cavalry, etc., and you're pretty much guaranteed to get creamed by whoever brought a more flexible force to the fight.
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That said, in many cases, it's worth sending out a task force just of ships-of-the-plane and screen, because while they wouldn't be good at annihilating the opposing force (without entering CQB and hazarding a messy mutual kill), what they can do is pin it down very effectively. Then you send your main force with the carriers around to hit the primary target without having to worry about the force you pinned flanking them.
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(Methods of pinning it down vary; from a literal picket of the stargate to the simple fact that if not kept busy, a BB task force can just float there and turn your system infrastructure into rubble at its leisure.)
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40,000 AKVs? Holy hell, how small are the things again?
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So, about that bunkerage... what about the tradeoff between loading up the CV vs bringing along CV tenders?
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(and related: how many flights can a CV support before it needs to restock?) (edited)
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@Ian Bruene There are oilers, but oilers are not something you want to get into, nor is UNREP something you want to do, in the battlespace. So you carry more than you think you'll need, and your oilers top you up afterwards.
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Oh okay, that's... actually it works. Huh. If I model the hangar space of the Hurricaine as a cube of 1.15 x .8 x .8 km, divide by two and then divide by 42,000 I can stack cubes with 20 meters on the side into the resulting volume.
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Which still leaves half the other space for strap-ons and the like.
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Well, as we've talked about before, AKV attrition against point defense is... not pretty. At least, against modern point defense, and the IN trains to be able to beat itself, as it were. 😃
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Urgh, but modelling the AKV bunkerage as a hexagon is a mathematical pain.
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But I assume you did the math, didn't you?
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(Also, I refer you to Nathan Bedford Forrest's most commonly quoted dictum.)
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(Also, this consciously drives homw that Eldrae-verse AKVs really are more the "recovery is nice" type of missile bus than true "fighters") (edited)
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(Well, they're fighters in the sense that their primary weapons aren't themselves . But the level of acceptable attrition... well, that's a lot more missile-like, because CQB is such a ridiculously deadly environment.)
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(So I make sure to remind myself that generalizing from either model is likely to lead me into error, one way or t'other.)
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Okay wow, and modelling the Hexagon as an 800 meter inner radius, even thing, with 500 meters depth, makes for... 1.10851252×10^9 cubic meters which divided through 43500 makes for cubes 29 meters on the side.
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Okay yeah, this really seems to work out (assuming pretty tight launch spaces, but then, you really only need a kind of mass driver around a deeply stacked magazine, and repair nano/microtech don't care about tight spaces to squeeze through.
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Also, am I about right in eye-balling Eldrae Priamry Mission Hull/Propulsion bus ratios as half-half?
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At least, for this one?
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Well, they need to leave space for maintenance and rearming, plus for launching/recovering under power, and all that. Also, the typical form-factor for AKVs is "needle", because that makes it easier to dodge point-defense fire zones preferentially by rotation, which is quicker than translation. So the surface area they take up is less than one might expect from a more rounded hull.
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Propulsion bus is usually a bit over half (see the Drake for a more typical example). Carriers throw it off because of the empty space up front.
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I thought Eldrae AKVs were tetrahedal?
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Some of them are, some of them aren't. Depends on what they went with for "rotation".
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But even then... okay, let's just say, on average things on the forward Flight deck can occupy a volume of Result: 25,483.046 m^3. That's how much volume things can take up.
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...hm, yeah, actually these ones ( Daggerfan-class ) are tetras. Oops.
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For anything else, I'd need to pull out the computer programs to not waste too much time bouncing numbers against each other.
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(If you use thrusters, you go with tetras; if you use high-power CMGs, there's no need, so needle.)
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Also RE AKV recovery, that actually seems pretty easy in your verse. The AKV aligns with "landing strips" that run up along the hull, gets grabbed by vector plates and electromagnetics, and deccelerated until it's level with a recovery bay, then it gets drawn inside.
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...And I just noticed I made a math error when calculating the volume of the entire thing.
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So it may not work out then again. (Goddammit, switched radius and diameter again.)
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Forgot to carry two or four?
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I used the 800 meters beam as a radius.
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The internal volume of the flight ops bay, by my internal numbers, is around 2.9 km^2. That gives you 67 m^2 per AKV to play with.
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Not as a diamter, and thus massive numbers ensued.
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How do you efficiently pack tetrahedral ones, anyway?
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Interlocking teeth.
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Like how you'd interlock triangles, just... ya know, 3D?`
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You don't try for efficient packing. They go in standard honeycomb cells, because you don't want to have to build all-new carriers every time you want to deploy a different class of AKV.
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Also, that makes these AKVs 8.2 meters or less on arm-to-arm-edge.
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Take off the long-range thrust pack, and that's about right. They're supposed to be tiny, because that's critical to survival in CQB.
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Though honestly, 67 cubic meters feels like pushing the numbers a lot. Like, a Peacemaker ICBM needs 90 cubic meters for its duty, and that's about the smallest format I'd expect for a long-range space-to-space missile.
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Much less a high-dV thrust-n-jink design.
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God-tier materials tech and Mad Scientist drives will buy you a lot of tiny
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Remember, these things have to operate in an environment where the point-defense grid is designed to be able to shoot down k-slugs (which have an even smaller target profile). Many generations of naval architects and materials scientists have spent their entire careers trying to build the smallest, lightest, most amazingly envelope-pushing designs possible.
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...No wonder AKV fuel is so volatile.
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The entire thing is probably a few degrees away from just straight-up melting during most of its operation.
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@Unknown remember that NSWRs are low tier for this job
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@Ian Bruene NSFR don't go into that small a form factor however.
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Now, if instead of an AKV circa 7300 I were to show you an AKV circa 2300, it would look considerably different. And bigger. But it ain't 2300 any more.
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It occurs to me that with these high-energy but small ships you get classic BB-surrounded-by-flak visuals from the ones that get smoked by point defense
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And in 7300, a 2300 AKV just about qualifies as skeet .
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for 5100 years of development it had better be
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(Actually, I probably can show you a 2300 AKV, if you have a copy of Transhuman Space handy, 'cause those are approximately the sort of thing you're looking at in that time period.)
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So a thing about the size of an Apollo Capsule.
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With Engine module, I should say.
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(Incidentally, the 5000 years of development is why I allow a decent quota of approximation and slop in my numbers - and certainly any I admit to externally 😎 - because being overly specific about the detailed specs of far-future technologies is a truly excellent way for them to come back and bite you on the ass. Fortunately, unlike games or simulations, literature lets you write yourself some wiggle room. Heh.)
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What wiggle room? Surely it had always been that way!
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We have always been at war with Eurasia.
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Dreadnoughts have never had the approximate density of cigar smoke!
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My eye-balled spacecraft numbers are probably too high 😂
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Based on sea-going carriers, a 600-meter cruiser shouldn't weight more than, well, let's say 300 kilotons. The Ford-class Supercarrier is 100 kilotons fully loaded. But then, my fuel is superdense metallic hydrogen and lots of it, plus dense ceramic armor etc pp so maybe not as inaccurate.
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MarcusAurelius 09/29/2018 3:11 PM
Fords' are also only 300ish meters long, and not that big height or width rise
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@MarcusAurelius Yeah, but the point was that one design I made, the Los Angeles-class Q-ops Cruiser for my Fanfic'verse Ascendance, is 620 meters length 200 meters width at widest spaceframe point (excluding radiator wings, which tip at 260 meters width) 120 meters high at highest spaceframe point and weights in at a whooping 950 kilotons.
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Which may have been highballing the weight matter a bit much.
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MarcusAurelius 09/29/2018 3:19 PM
still, that's about ten times a Ford's mass, for something twice as long, two and half time as wide, and probably about half again as tall (I can't find the height of the flight deck from the waterline, only the air draft)
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If anything, if that thing has super-dense fuel, it might be lowballed
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Superdense hydrogen.
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It's also a Mass Effect design, so it's basically build dense and heavy to withstand the firepower thrown about, its own effective acceleration, and the fact that you can just turn the mass down when it becomes inconvinient.
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Okay and there's the fact that double the length makes mathematically eight times the volume, so.
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Yep. twice the length is eight times the volume, eight times the Mass.
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I may have indeed lowballed. 😛
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(on the other hand, imagine all that mass ramming into something. Brrrrrr.)
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(Today I was reminded: Square-cube law is a bitch)
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MarcusAurelius 09/29/2018 3:27 PM
It’s actually probably more than 8 times the volume. The ford’s 78 meter beam is how wide the flight deck is, not the whole ship.
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Yep.
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380,000 metric tons are dedicated to propellant.
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Man, it actually feels good to not have miss-eyeballed this thing entirely.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2018 8:35 PM
I'm thinking of some of the 'fun' rocket fuels that have been tested, work well at their specific task, but the downsides are mammoth. (like that 'mercury as reaction mass' missile mentioned in Ignition! where they got permission to test it out at Los Almos so they didn't have to figure out how to decontaminate the area afterwards). If the Hurricane-class can't even operate in a gravity well - which I'm going to assume mean "can't orbit a planet for some reason, presumably structural-stress related" - then you have a lot less concerns about polluting the local environment with your exhaust waste. Because sure it might be nasty in an atmosphere, but it won't ever get to one in dangerous quantities.
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the Hurricane can't. But it has been established that AKV's operate near planets
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@Morgrim Moon Nothing so drastic! “Gravity-well capable: no” principally implies “can’t land even in places without atmosphere”.
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It’s a distinct entry on the feature list because there are lots of ships which can land on moons or even airless worlds just fine, but which aren’t designed to handle re-entry stress.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2018 9:24 PM
Aha, that makes sense. I guess I'm used to that term being used in scifi for "you have to get clear of orbit before you can use this thing"
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I‘d say the bigger obstacle to operating a Dreadnought closer than one light second to any body are the massive No Allowed Drive Vector volumes scattered about thanks to your main drives.
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Yeah, that's one of the reasons why you have the fusion torches as well as the big pion mains.
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And the fuckass-big Multi-Terawatt Space-Time Dildo System mounted spine-axis.
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(Which is not to say that you don't want to keep them high and out of the way, being big damn fusion torches, but qualitatively speaking they're no worse than regular megafreighter drives.)
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Yeah, but a Megafreighter has different thrust profiles than a DN or a CCS.
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Like, a megafreighter has no reason to point its main directly down at the planet.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:09 AM
yeah, but megafreighters are gonna steer like a barge. At least if a DN gets hit and spun, it can reposition itself so its drive is pointing away again pretty quick
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Not hit and spun, @Morgrim Moon. Your main drives and their thrust deflection are your main manouvering.
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Which is to say, the things you dodge with best.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:10 AM
is having the buckler facing starboard a side effect of the orbital spin direction of whichever the IN's main shipyard is?
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Radial out burns (hell, radial burns in general) aren't all that useful for orbital maneuvering.
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That assumes they‘re actually at orbital velocities.
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Which I personally doubt, somewhat.
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They‘re flying Brachis all the time, so planetary defense formations would likely too.
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...why are you hanging around a planet's orbital space if you aren't either in orbit or maneuvering into, out of, or between orbits?
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...I think we‘ve started talking past each other.
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I was talking about DNs or CSS leading/working planetary defense engagments.
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And how for that, due to the manouvering thrust requirments and main engine hazzard, you‘d not want to bring them closer than a light second to any body.
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Ah. Well, bear in mind that per standard 'verse naval doctrine, no-one wants to fight engagements anywhere near a planet.
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The defender certainly doesn't, and the attacker has good reasons to avoid it, too.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:17 AM
that'd almost be the point you coordinate with the ground defences and suggest you play hammer to their anvil
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That's a good way to get your planet all shot up.
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So, while it now seems to have disappeared from the Internet, my article on Non-Standard Starship Scuffles appears to have come in for some little criticism: First, for having FTL in it; and Second…
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I mean, if you have the PD...
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The rounds are relativistic and lightweight, so actually they‘ll burn up.
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What you can still use a planet for within relative sensible distances, is as a beam power relay.
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Even if all that hits you are small-bore rounds from the screen small enough to vaporize, which is by no means a guarantee, you're still dumping a metric fuckton of energy into the planetary atmosphere. If you have a full-bore fleet action with ships of the plane with the planet as a backstop soaking up primary rounds, you'll be lucky to get away without burning off the facing continent.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:33 AM
ah, I didn't think they'd have that much kick after getting to atmosphere
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All that KE's got to go somewhere, and the atmosphere's the first thing a miss is going to hit in this scenario. (Leaving aside for the moment the orbital defense grid and any planet-size kinetic barriers, but the stakes are high enough that you really don't want to count on them holding off a fleet action even if you built 'em that way.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:44 AM
I was thinking that the sheer mass of a planet and it's atmosphere and the amount of incoming thermal energy dealt with on a daily basis from its star would make a nasty fleet action kinda small comparatively.
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"oh look the unpronoucible icelandic volcano is throwing a fit again" levels, perhaps, not continent bbq
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Well, that's pretty diffuse by the time it gets here. Weapons fire tends to be concentrated. So take one miss from a DN or SD round fired for effect. That gets you a few megatons of airburst like a Tunguska event.
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Then multiply it by the number of misses you're going to get in a major fleet action.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:54 AM
Good point
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And the resulting synergy gives you the continental equivalent of the Dresden firestorm.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2018 2:55 AM
nevermind anything you have in orbit. Although I suspect you'd treat your orbitals like Australia treats bushfires: leave early, or stay and defend. "Flee at the last minute" is the absolutely worst thing you can do and what gets people here dead.
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The Ley Accords require you to give a planet a chance to surrender its orbital defenses when you're in position to bombard it, and it's almost always taken up (for inhabited worlds) for pretty much this reason. Better to be stuck with a long, dirty ground war than with a shiny new trinitite mine.
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MarcusAurelius 09/30/2018 6:56 PM
surprisignly few ranks, given the size of the imperial navy
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Yeah, but how many do you need after a point?
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The IN seems, given Eldrae philosophy, also more inclined to behave horizontally than vertically.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:07 AM
True, I guess you could pursue a more horizontal than vertical structure (i.e. every task force being effectively independent under one of the Field Fleets, and it seems that even the large task groups only have one flag officer per squadron and one in command)
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After looking back through the posts tagged "Imperial Navy", I think I may have overestimated the size of the IN in my head
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For one example, curious why an O-13 can be either a Fleet Admiral or a Grand Admiral?
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The former administers fleets. The latter is the rank assigned to the IN's troubleshooters: as in, "here's a task group of BCs and CCs - go find some trouble, then shoot it".
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 12:33 AM
So is the Worldburner one of those yet? XD
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:39 AM
is it safe to guess that rank there is more of a matter of billet rather than seniority?
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I think rank mostly exists to sequester administrative responsibilities and scope of insight.
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Which kinda was the point of the Rank system to begin with.
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An O-2 is not supposed to worry about the strategic scope of the O-8, he‘s supposed to worry about his scope so the O-8 doesn‘t have to work the details of the implementation.
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Aka deligation. (edited)
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Well, and to distinguish policy from execution, which is pretty much how the IMS distinguishes O- ranks from E- ranks.
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And scope of policy, per @Unknown .
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Here's a note I made about the Legions: "While the rank structure of the Imperial Legions is conventional enough, they have a very non-traditional command structure. Since almost everyone in the Legions is a highly-trained, specialized individual in a force that greatly emphasizes quality over quantity, the Legions have abandoned the old top-down system (to such extent as they ever followed it) in favor of a decentralized 'command web'. Personnel can give orders to others based on the situation and their area of expertise; their actual military rank reflects their seniority and aptitude in their area of specialization. This kind of decentralized system works for the IL because they are a small, selective force which values individual competence and initiative highly."
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Which works great when you don‘t have a singular super agent doing your warfare, and de-facto even those would delegate structures based on the awarness threads of particular sub-agents and light lag.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:44 AM
nice edit @Unknown I was wondering what Mars Attacks has to do with this. There's what you described within a single chain of command, but there's also the extremely useful feature of creating and obvious and consistent way to compare seniority (in the authority sense) when multiple different chains of commands interact
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Obviously things are a bit different in the Navy, inasmuch as starship operations require somewhat tighter coordination, but the general concepts should translate across.
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I mean, in that sense the general ranks in the Eldrae are probably more readers-and-authors convinience.
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With Direct-to-mindstate knowledge uplinks and exomemory it‘s not hard having the actual rank being a rather long string files of MOS-belike qualifications and aptitude ratings, absorbed and accessed and used at a subconscious level. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:48 AM
There is also the roles of tradition, and low bandwidth requirements for units that are relying on tangle communication
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And yeah that, true.
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Also in combat it does pay off not to wrangle about who has scope frame overview.
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It goes without saying that this only works because on the sliding scale of quality vs. quantity, the Empire pushes the cursor all the way towards the quality end. By the time you hit E-3 or O-3, you should have the equivalent of a degree in Military Theory, Practice, and the Gentle Art of Using Your Initiative Appropriately. (edited)
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With the common exceptions like "One doesn‘t argue with an EOD tech at a dead run as one doesn‘t argue with uncontrolled explosives close to the EOD tech"
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:50 AM
Ah, maxim #3, if memory serves
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:51 AM
here's the relevant ones: 2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.[2] 3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody.[3]
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(And scaling up from there. As I think I've mentioned somewhere, an honorably discharged Master Chief Boatswain's Mate can pretty much walk into a starport or shipping line hiring office and name any salary he wants, and get it.)
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I also suspect the Eldrae implement Maxim 11 as something of a standard policy.
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"Everything is air-droppable at least once."
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:54 AM
What I'm wondering more about is how long promotions would take under a system with that high of standards
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Maxim 14. Definitely Maxim 14.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:54 AM
does the IL also have a population of "Terminal Lances", essentially?
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Also definitely there‘s Maxim 16.
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"Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth."
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@MarcusAurelius I suspect given the general inmortality of the wider population that‘s not something frowned about either way.
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You move up as people cycle out, and if you want to end your service inbetween nobody‘s gonna judge you for that.
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Especially considering you were willing to push yourself so far as is.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 12:57 AM
I get that, I was more curious about the number than judging the system
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(I suspect the IAF may be viewed as a good anvil to forge one‘s mindstate into shape on.)
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Also on the list of maxims taught at the Academy: 31. And 36, except not close air support - ortillery.
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Also 41 and 42.
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Did Taylor serve in the Armed Forces?
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Because by god, these rules are self-aware.
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Also @MarcusAurelius RE rank systems: Maxim 63: "The brass knows how to do it by knowing who can do it."
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And yes, it does - but, that said, leaving the IL at Corporal or the IN at Leading Spacehand means you've acquired a very comprehensive set of professional skills. (Also biomods, but, hey, details.) No-one's going to look at you and be all "Guess you reached the level of your incompetence, huh?"
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...12 and 20.
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12 is more Merc than armed forces, I will remark.
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20 is easy. Especially with backed up infantry.
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Depends. I pointed out 31 ("Only cheaters prosper.") because that's pretty much the essence of the strategy and tactics courses they teach at the Imperial War College.
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And as part of that, implementing 12 is only logical.
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I believe 28 is explicitly forbidden among all reputable mercenaries, though.
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Only in its most extreme form. Charging extra for using smaller weapons than you would ordinarily use is fair game.
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Not really.
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The point is, @xandeross, it doesn‘t pay to cut down on ammunition.
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UNLESS the damage costings with your client make not expending it more profitable
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(To use a Mass Effect comparison, the IMS's doctrine isn't turian, it's salarian. Ideally, the enemy should realize that you're at war with them after they've already lost it . All of this applies too: "In every war the salarians have fought, they struck first and without warning. For the salarians, to know an enemy plans to attack and let it happen is folly; to announce their own plans to attack is insanity. They find the human moral concepts of "do not fire until fired upon" and "declare a war before prosecuting it" incredibly naive. In defensive wars, they execute devastating preemptive strikes hours before the enemy's own attacks. On the offense, they have never issued an official declaration of war before attacking. ")
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To be honest, saying humans would stake this claim as anything more than moral set dressing is hillarious since the year 2001.
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And I‘m pretty sure neither Russia nor China have any similiar complexions.
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I don't think 'hilarious' is quite the word I'd use there.
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Point being, human superpowers are way past restraining themselves to "official" wars.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:09 AM
There is the useful value for neutrals and your civilians who could potentially get caught in the crossfire to receive notice via a declaration of war
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And so, there ain't no rule against continuing the diplomatic discussions right up to the moment they're interrupted by shellfire. After all, it's not impossible that one might suddenly receive sufficiently incredible concessions to call the whole thing off, and that's quite good enough.
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"I thought cease-fire negotiations might be improved if we provided some fire which you would wish to cease."
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:10 AM
Human superpowers currently aren't in a state of war in the conventional sense though.
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That, @MarcusAurelius, is more because the definition of war has begun to lack in creativity.
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Oddly enough, that line is from an MLP/40k crossover, of all the possible things.
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Well, whether or not they are strictly obeyed, official state actors and so forth have to pay something more than lip service to international law and the rules of war. (Non-state and rogue state actors, now that's a whole other thing.)
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(Also, saying "war" is bad for the public image.)
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:12 AM
Other way around, I would say
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Especially post-9/11 in the US, calling it a "War on Terror" got the republicans a lot of wiggle room
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(Only that war was never officially declared 🤔 )
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:14 AM
Kinda hard to officially declare war on a concept
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In speeches that aren't legally binding though, the word was thrown around a lot
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Of course, that's why the Empire keeps multiple sets of rules around for different circumstances. If you want to fight like gentlemen according to the Conventions of Civilized Warfare, the Empire will oblige you. If you prefer to, say, start the war the way the Taliban did back in 2001, they'll accept your offer of unrestrained warfare, pull a different binder off the shelf, and turn the mountains you're hiding in into the Lords of Admiralty's new shaving mirror.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:15 AM
When you switch from truck ambulances to Merkava ambulances
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(They'd go so far as to say that that's what keeps war civilized. The power of incentives, and all, and going from "quarter with the option of parole" to "incineration on a pyre of annihilating nuclear flame" makes for a mighty good incentive to stick to the Conventions.)
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Attempts to fight asymmetrically invite responses to balance said symmetry?
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 1:42 AM
more pithily, attempts to fight asymmetrically will be met with demonstrations of the asymmetry of the combatants
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Oh, you can fight asymmetrically in some ways, as long as you stick within the rules. If you stick to legitimate targets, etc., you can fight all the guerilla wars you want.
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Go after civilians, though, or otherwise start making war messy? Well, if you want total war, you'll get total war. Ain't their fault that they're a lot better at it.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/01/2018 3:50 AM
"You ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'." (edited)
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Enderminion 10/01/2018 6:54 AM
the United States has not issued a formal Declaration of war since 1942
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@Enderminion True - but that's mostly for internal political reasons (go not to Congress for anything, for they are bloody useless), and de facto if not de jure, we do the same thing via ultimata, UN resolutions, advance press releases, and the traditional massive amounts of posturing in advance. There's still a sense that you have to go through these steps, and that we'd be doing something wrong, sneaky, and terribad if we decided to skip straight from peacetime to waking up Kim Jong-un tomorrow by parking the 82nd Airborne on his lawn.
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 9:43 AM
I wonder how much of that is signalling to everyone else that "this is the enemy we intend to attack, we are not attacking you, there is no need to take 'the best defence is a good offense' defencing measures against us"
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Because while WW1 and 2 were a mess of interlocking treaties hauling people in, there were also a few "shit, are WE under attack? ATTACK!" pile ins that most parties involved were unprepared for.
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It's a possibility. But I also wonder how much of it is the scaled-up version of the posturing and shoving that occurs when individuals typically fight, to work themselves up to it. At least the way fights are "supposed" to go.
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 9:49 AM
kinda typical dominance play when you phrase it like that. Posture enough and you might not have to fight, which is the preferred outcome in anything bar the Hiroshima situation. Very "bucks shaking their antlers and stamping".
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In human terms, it takes one cold-blooded son-of-a-bitch to short-circuit that process by whipping out a gun at the start of the process and putting an attacker down without going through these steps. We think of that as sociopathic cheating. In eldrae terms, they call that "smart".
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 9:54 AM
We tend to want some hard evidence they're going to be an attacker, too. At LEAST threats, if not 'they started it, I finished it"
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Otherwise it's a coward's punch.
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(Of course, one might just count that as a kind of meta-posturing. One of the lessons of my schooldays was that if you skip the escalation and go straight to the most thorough violence you're prepared to bring, your schoolyard bullies rapidly decide that maybe they should try picking fights with someone less psychotic, belike. There are certain reputational costs, however.)
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 9:56 AM
Yeah, I fall into the same boat. Victim of repeated childhood bullying and told by teachers to never retaliate, punished for equivalent scale retaliation, until finally they pushed me far enough to snap and put down 4 older boys. (I was a stick-thin girl). Had to leave that school after that, sadly, but another few fights cemented the handy "do not mess with the crazy" rep.
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(This and other inappropriate life lessons from my youth, like "the rules only apply to you if you let them", "don't think of it as a punishment, think of it as a cost", and "immovable objects eventually get accommodated" will be available in my forthcoming work, "Sociopathy for Schoolchildren: Start As You Mean To Go On". Available wherever banned books are sold.)
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 10:03 AM
(Mine was "if you scream loud enough about corruption it suddenly gets a lot of attention when you fall silent and mysteriously vanish for a few days" and "when you get evidence of corrupt principals, do not complain through official channels. Tell the distinct education council, every politician who's electorate you are in, AND the local media. You will still go down and go down hard, but at least you can take the bastards with you")
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(Ooooh, nice!)
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 10:09 AM
(apparently none of the staff at said high school had realised that my mum worked at a primary school and that when they suspended me for beating up 4 boys who'd tried to bash me, that I would be spending my off time at a different school. In the staff room. Telling every single teacher, and the education council officer who wanted to know why a student was in the staff room. The politicians were mum's idea, turns out she was on first name basis because of teaching their kids/grandkids. I'm still proud of the sheer level of hell unleashed on that principal)
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...now I come to think of it, I'm starting to wonder how much of that accommodation for me was a result of the school staff, etc., not wanting my "the rules only apply to you if you let them" notions to become contagious. It's astonishing how much keeping discipline and control everywhere requires that even rule-breakers accept that the rules are still the rules , and are thus invested with more authority than "some stuff some guys made up some time". (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 10:12 AM
I think it also depends on the social standing of the person in question. If they're an outcast, you can trust it won't spread nearly as much.
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Yeah, that's true. Although even an outcast consistently getting away with things will eventually inspire some dangerous thoughts.
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Little sprinkle of "You really don't want me obeying letter of your rules" also goes far.
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 10:21 AM
My strategy was very mafia-esque: if they can only figure out one or two people who were there, they can only punish those few. The rest are free to continue what needs to be done
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2018 10:26 AM
mine evolved to a variant of the 'letter of the rule'. Constantly reporting the bullying. Using every offical channel. Being the squeaky wheel. Their mistake was 1) not stopping people assaulting me and 2) telling me that I deserved it for being a pest and that I was responsible for being 'attractive to bullies' and that if I survived to the last 2 yrs "things would improve, so I should learn to curl up and keep my head down". Honestly they are very very lucky my nuclear option was authorities and not, say, burning the school down preferably with them in it. Or mass murder. Because they managed to break my 'how fights should happen' inhibitions and now I go straight for maiming, and I kinda hate that.
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Ah. The sociopathy of high school. My solution was a tad similar, though it involved corrupting a few admins to the point of them not caring when I retailated. Physically or otherwise.
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I got into a lot of crap for finishing things one way or another, but Im happy to say my parents at least had the good graces to back me up most of the time.
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You know how the “alpha male” myth came from observing wolves in zoos? I suspect something similar is the case with humans in public schools. Or prison
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strange enviroment with unnatural incentives results in different behavior patterns than the natural environment?
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Deleted User 10/01/2018 12:39 PM
Oh probably
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And confinement with strangers you have no prior kinship to
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Deleted User 10/01/2018 3:00 PM
someone sounds like an introvert
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me
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MarcusAurelius 10/01/2018 3:20 PM
Even If you’re an extrovert most people prefer having some close relations to fallback on for support in any population. Throw anything short of a hypothetical “pure” extrovert into a completely alien (as in, no prior relationship) population, and they will be uncomfortable and behave oddly compared to their usual situations
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It doesn’t help that high schools tend to be much larger than humanity’s default social group size (edited)
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Deleted User 10/01/2018 3:22 PM
Mhmm
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Seriously though, wolf packs in their natural environment have two "ranks", Parent and Pup.
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Pups stay with their parents for a couple years to learn how to hunt and raise their younger siblings before dispersing.
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I wonder if “Guardians of the Galaxy” would lead eldrae to conclude that the Precursors had populated a lot of planets around Earth with hominids, ala “Stargate” or “Traveller”.
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At least in the MCU
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Hmmm. One pondering question: How to Vector stacks deal with continous brain damage?
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Like, slow poisoning or aphixiation-caused brain cell failure.
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That's a failure envelope of several minutes. How do you avoid that intact mindstate data is overriden?
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2018 11:14 AM
If you have enough storage space, you could keep rolling back ups, and restore using a composite of them
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2018 11:27 AM
That’s an aggressively worded riot act
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Well, it is pretty much a "here's your last chance" announcement.
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2018 11:29 AM
The sort of "for everyone who's gotten themselves swept up in the emotion, now is when you stand down" warning
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If you take it, you may not like outcome of the ensuing legal proceedings, but it's still a matter for the Watch Constabulary.
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If you don't take it, you've redefined yourselves from "criminals" to "insurrectionists", and it's a matter for the Legions. Who are, shall we say, trained in somewhat different methodologies.
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2018 11:31 AM
I wonder if they also complain about police militarization
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Avoiding police militarization is one reason why they're very careful about drawing lines around what is a police matter (to be dealt with by the constabulary in a polite, intra-civilization matter, and what is no longer a police matter (to be dealt with the hard way). (edited)
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Because it is, think they, a Bad Idea when the police start thinking of the public as the enemy, rather than as their clients. (edited)
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For some reason I’m reminded of the Prince at the beginning of Romeo and Juliet. When he’s breaking up the brawl
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How bad do things have to get to actually count as a riot?
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my first thought goes to people calling it out... premptively to anyone they don't like
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stripping people's citizenship because you "didn't acknowlege their surrender" seems... like not the intended spirit of the law.
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...and would that leave your forks in the lurch too, if one of your instances apparently goes crazy and does stuff worthy of revoking citizenship? (edited)
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That might be why Eclipse Phase has "Griefer" morphs that self-destruct on capture.
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[on riots, and what counts as them] Bear in mind that if you lay down arms and surrender when told to, you get tried individually based on what you actually did . It's only if you continue rioting that you get treated as a big lump of riotous assembly. (edited)
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(You may still lose your citizen-shareholdership, as that applies to all felonies on the books, but at least you won't get war made upon you right then and there.) (edited)
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As for how bad - not much at all, frankly. Partly that's a reflection of the spacer perspective, noting that riots can be bloody dangerous to everyone who likes breathing, but mostly that's because unlike any country on Earth, the police there have an affirmative duty to maintain the peace and protect the public and the publics', and as such, any group so lost to decency as to go around breaking things and hurting people in a mob is going to be stamped on fast and hard.
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Compensating people for failure to do your job is expensive for the constabulary, after all, plus it makes the point that Civilization Has No Tolerance Whatsoever For This Shit. We Had One Rule, Damn It, And It's Not That Hard To Follow.
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Maybe I'm just used to modern earth police who will observe that people have surrendered, shoot them anyway, and then lie about it afterwards.
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And on the last point, that's a matter of the law on conspiracies: briefly, you're jointly liable with your forks if the decision was made before you forked; or if you conspired with them afterwards. (A "griefer" won't help you, because you decided to use one before forking into it, which is prima facie evidence of Intending Some Shit.)
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(And, as mentioned elsewhere, identity is strongly tracked.)
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how are they deciding when the decision was made? how would a fork defend themself in court in that case? Or does the riot act still hold and the Navy shoots you through the wall?
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Assuming you didn't conceal the forking.
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They subpoena a copy of your mind-state and subject it to static analysis.
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so "court" isn't an applicable concept
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@Zarpaulek Trouble is with that, you're going to have someone walking around without a public identity tag, which is going to get the ULE infrastructure watching you the moment you step outside your home privacy boundary.
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And or a public identity tag that doesn't seem to match your gait
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in the "spoof" case
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@o11o1 Sure it is. You go to arraignment. You plead that it wasn't you; your diverged fork acted on his own. Then they subpoena a copy of your mind-state for analysis to check that you never had mens rea for the crime within your personal continuity. If you don't, you're released with apologies because you're not the guilty party; no harm, no foul.
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They're hard to spoof. It's a public/private key system, so while it's easy to record someone else's public key for use in a fake tag, you don't have the necessary private key to sign identity challenges with, so the very first time someone queries it, it'll fail. And everything from chairs to road furniture runs identity challenges.
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What would a grey area for mens rea look like?
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(( Not counting "darker than white matter" ))
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2018 7:09 PM
Maybe you thought of it and then immediately thought "no, that's wrong"?
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You could just make one up, but then while the response to challenge will show a valid public key, it'll also show that it's not a public key that the URCS infrastructure knows about. I'm not saying identity fraud is impossible , but I'll go so far as to say that it's a Hardison-hard problem.
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(Thus, not even close to within the reach of Joe Mediocre.)
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The record shows that you planned to commit a misdemeanor, say, and your fork upgraded that to a felony.
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Or you're borderline for crazy.
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2018 7:15 PM
at which point you get treatment, hopefully, because if your fork did this its probably a matter of time before you do too
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Indeed.
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2018 7:16 PM
depends on how old of a fork it is
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In a summation I just made in a comment: "It’s effectively the opposite end of both law-and-order scales from us. We have many laws, most trivial, and enforce them poorly and lightly. They have very few laws, all important, and so enforce them with rigor and vigor."
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To think, some people thought the amount of crime under the Palpatine Empire was unrealistic https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Headscratchers/Solo
A page for describing Headscratchers: Solo. Previous Star Wars movies have had some English-sounding first names (such as "Luke" and "Owen"), but most of …
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Like a gamma ray burst?
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On slithly smaller scale, surprise extinction-scale asteroid.
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Current global warming situation is a different, worse word.
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for some reason I can't lock in your Dispora ID from my Pluspora pod, @Overmind.
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There's a few asteroids with moons, actually https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minor-planet_moon#Asteroid_belt
A minor-planet moon is an astronomical object that orbits a minor planet as its natural satellite. It is thought that many asteroids and Kuiper belt objects may possess moons, in some cases quite substantial in size. Discoveries of minor-planet moons (and binary objects, in g...
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Whoever it was wanted to see an antimatter transport? You got it.
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Very big boom in a soap bubble? Reading
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Atmosphere capable: No. i take that as "Don't even think about that no"
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Exhaust cone passes between spinhub and cryocells, I take it?
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And not quite strong to damage tethers at that range
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 8:24 AM
I mean they're 1600 km downrange. I imagine the exhaust is very diffuse by then, but some of it definitely hits the tethers (they're spinning) and some probably hits the spin hub
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You can also just angle the fusion thrusters. At 5 degrees deflection off-axis you have 139 kilometers clearance at the tether point.
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Optimizing that down to 50 kilometers clearance gets us a deflection angle of 1.79 degrees and a thrust loss of ~5%, so 95 percent forward acceleration. More than enough, I‘d say.
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 9:28 AM
Is the angling even necessary though? At those distances the diffusion will be immense
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could make a hell of a bomber: it has the thrust to hover over a target, then drop cryocells on it's target
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(yes I know this is a terrible idea)
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 9:39 AM
...a much smaller version of this as an AKV bomber could be interesting. I'm not sure how practical it is, but it'd certaintly be showy.
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@MarcusAurelius These are 3.5G torches, I am not betting on diffusion at 1600 kilometers to be frank
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Eldraeverse torch drives are very tight-angle beams of death you definitely want away from anything you love, hold dear, and regard as somewhat relevant for a few thousand kilometers at least.
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On the other hand, that means deflection is also a very effective tool - the pods won‘t suffer much edge exposure.
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This is why I went with monopole-based matter-energy conversion instead of antimatter
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You can't really have powerful reaction drives which are safe, antimatter or not.
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 10:22 AM
There are degrees of safe though. Peroxide monopropellant thrusters for example have an exhaust of water and oxygen at low temperatures, that's why the Soyuz descent module uses them instead of more powerful but toxic bi-proppelant thrusters
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laughs in Kizzin
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@gollark Aye, you can't. High-powered reaction drives of the kind which shove Kilo- or Megatonnage vehicles around at more than 9.81m/s^2 have a distinctive capacity to roast things behind them.
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Deleted User 10/16/2018 11:08 AM
It is called a torch drive.
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Beware when you're the moth.
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Deleted User 10/16/2018 11:20 AM
I guess torch drives to Heilenians (spellings) are like flames to moths.
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This gives me ideas.
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 11:21 AM
Heinleinians?
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Deleted User 10/16/2018 11:24 AM
Like Von Brown-ians to Heinlein (new words have been made)
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 11:25 AM
Von Brauner?
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@Unknown would that be the correct German plural?
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What exactly are you aiming for with that word?
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@gollark I’d still prefer to have a fuel supply that won’t crack a planet if the power is cut
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 11:28 AM
Using the -er ending like in Berliner or Hamburger with Von Braun’s name. Not sure if that’s even grammatical, but I would think it’s not that much worse of a butchering of the German language than what we’re already doing to English (edited)
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Then yeah, Von Brauner would work, though I'd almost make it Von Brauners to make it a bit cleared it's a plural.
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Die Von Brauners.
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Pfew. Hard name to pluralize.
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@Zarpaulek what Verse are you talking about anyway?
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Yeah, Monopoles are nice in that, once containment/recyc goes bust, with the right configuration the monopoles spin out and go whiff. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2018 11:35 AM
Aren’t monopoles a little sketchy in terms of grounding in real-world physics? I vaguely remember reading that somewhere
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They're singing in the same club as ANEC, traversable wormholes and stuff.
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Maybe they are possible.
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But even if they are, handling is... tricky. To borrow from OA, "first-gen" monopoles are instable.
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You have to constantly invest in containment, and without a major particle accelerator facility you're not making them either.
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So here's today's not-yet-canonical superweapon concept: The problem with most of the clever ideas involving portable stargates is that in order to get where you're going reliably, you need a kernel; and that in order to get where you're going with any kind of sane velocity, you need a kernel; and a kernel is incredibly massy and unmaneuverable. But let's just say for a moment that you didn't have one, and you took a large warship hull, and you grafted the remaining one-third of a stargate pair onto it: the exotic matter lenses and other foo that make up the Andracanth ram. What could that do? Well, it'd be a device that lets you throw targets through wormholes to random destinations, whence they would emerge moving at what is almost certainly a remarkably inconvenient velocity. Useless for most every purpose, except that of Making Things Go Away. Gentles all, and stealing a name from "Glorious Shotgun Princess", I give you Perfect Defender of Reposition , bugger-off superdreadnought.
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(Regarding the above: remember that thanks to vector-control enhancement, much like Mass Effect drives, Eldraeverse fusion drives easily hit Epstein levels of efficiency re mass flow, and their exhaust is about as poorly collimated as you might expect. They're hilariously deadly at short range, certainly, but the plume dissipates quickly; no trouble at all to a tough tether at Mm range.)
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@Overmind Biggest problem I see is operating that displacement cannon at effective combat ranges.
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Last I checked, the ram requires targets to co-orbit within a few H-K to K-K to work...
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Space-time defenestration system
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MarcusAurelius 10/18/2018 8:43 AM
1. how do you aim it, if at all? 2. ...were you up until 4 AM coming up with that?
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@Unknown Yeah, you would have to get uncomfortably close; on the other hand, this sort of thing is a last-ditch we-can't-beat-it-so-just-make-it-go-away weapon anyway, so...
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With other words, it‘s a thing that sits in a reserve vault facility of the Bureau For Complete Paranoia.
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@MarcusAurelius Same way a stargate aqquires ships for a transport, I expect.
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@MarcusAurelius 1. At which side? When firing it, as with a regular stargate, assuming the business end is pointed in very roughly the right direction, you just program it with the mass/volume/etc. parameters and let the on-board systems do their handwavium. In terms of destination... you don't. You're just grabbing a random wormhole out of the foam and inflating it; destination is randomized in space and probably also in time, and you're rolling the dice on the outcome. (This is another reason why it's a last-ditch thing.)
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2. No, that was just regular insomnia.
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MarcusAurelius 10/18/2018 9:25 AM
ah, so a "make it someone else's problem" device (edited)
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I mean, per se...
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You can also just shove the thing into the throat.
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Nobody says you have an obligation to make it a particularly stable wormhole.
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Well, most likely they're going to come out somewhere in deep interstellar space with an intrinsic velocity of HOLY RELATIVITY, BATMAN, so the odds are pretty good that they won't be anyone else's problem. You just can't guarantee it.
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Hmmm.
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Though really, the fact that you can make the throat traversal highly damaging is IMO far more dangerous.
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And like, it‘s always easier to destroy with metric tech rather than to displace.
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You could also go the Teraport route; or rather: a teraport frag.
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MarcusAurelius 10/18/2018 9:29 AM
Yes, the majority of space is, well, space, and most Eldraeverse warships don't exactly seem like lighthuggers, it was meant to be more pithy than literal
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Inflate billions of tiny wormholes and rip the target appart into tiny chunks.
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Trouble with intentionally unstable wormholes is most of them are unpredictably hard on the environment.
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Yeah, the trouble with lighthuggers is that they tend to suck at being anything else . So far.
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Also @Overmind RE spacecraft thrust that means the zero-countermass thrust of the spacecraft would actually be Milligees at best, but because realized mass is adjusted, they can squeeze the Gs out of it?
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Not quite that untorchy, but you could drop a decently-sized multiplier (depending on configuration) off the realized acceleration if you disabled the VCE.
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Vector Control Equipment
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Vector-control enhancement. To summarize the summary of a summary: mass effect.
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Except with Mad Science instead of exotic matter
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Indeed.
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Latest in superdreadnought names: CS Eschatofer .
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Some starships have a giant axial cannon. Eschatofer is a giant axial cannon.
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Minor technical drawbacks include the length of time it takes to decelerate and then get back into range after each shot.
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what is it usually aiming at? small moons?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/19/2018 3:02 PM
question
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how does land warfare happen in the Eldraeverse?
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Enderminion 10/19/2018 3:06 PM
it doesn't, people are supposed to surrender when they lose the space engagement
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MarcusAurelius 10/19/2018 3:06 PM
Rarely, quickly, and aggressively
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/19/2018 3:06 PM
I remember a story about K rods and spider mechs?
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that was pretty dope
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Enderminion 10/19/2018 3:15 PM
that wasn't ground warfare, that was sending logistics mechs in to take care of the PoWs
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MarcusAurelius 10/19/2018 3:40 PM
https://eldraeverse.com/tag/imperial-legions/ This should just about cover it
Posts about Imperial Legions written by Alistair Young
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/19/2018 5:17 PM
The heavy infantry seem a lot like a Warhammer 40k XV-88 Broadside battlesuit with the jet mobility of an XV-8. Might even be closer to an XV-104 or an XV-95.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/19/2018 8:49 PM
At what point is a legion deployed to a planet?
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If it were me I’d just K rod it to kingdom come
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Or RKKV it from the outer limits of the Oort cloud
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What needs to be taken or preserved on the surface?
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My best guess is allied units on the ground.
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Hey Alistair, can I ask you to take a peak back into ToughSF? Your Heavy Cavallery concept was discussed there just last night (and one of our members lost his shit over it) so, to be honest, it would be cool if you‘d answer personally to that disection. CC-ing the post here for reference/answering otherwise:
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(From this point onwards, not me:) So now that I have a little more time, let me disect why this is terrible on terrible. 1: We have no idea what light cavalry is, given that these are "heavy cavalry", and the former is explicitly mentioned. Is it light tanks? If it is, why? Is it a mechanized unit, in which case why wouldn't you call it mechanized? Heavy infantry is presumably a motorized formation, but to what extent is it dudes with guns versus artillery? 2: This armor is made of memes. I'm sorry, but what are we honeycombing here? Cerametal? What's this? Rollagons are... a thing? I can't understand how this is all supposed to interact. 3: No stealth. No Stealth. NO STEALTH I'm sorry Herr Kaptain MANFIGHTER but you're not exactly winning any awards in the breadwinner of your army by asking them to get shot at. The first step to winning a fight is the element of suprise, and more importantly if you're suprised you tend to loose. This is, while not a universal truth of war, is about as close as we can get. 4: An Imperial MBT nominally crews three: semi-specialized commander, driver, and gunner positions; of course, this is a mite fuzzy inasmuch as they’re both ably assisted by the vehicle’s internal synnoetic AI, and indeed linked to each other and the AI by internal conflux hardware, functioning as a loose, mesh-topology group mind for maximal efficiency. excuse me what is this supposed to even mean? Map terms mixed with psych mumbo-jumbo? This is not how you explain anything!
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5: 360 degree sensing that's a buzzword and you should all know it 6: Your tank being watertight does not make it an amphib unless it can get itself out of the water; I see no way for this to happen. Hint: tracks suck ass at underwater propulsion. 7: christ the loadout. You've got two orbat deisgnators for no reason because you're already linked into all the FCC from the alphabet soup shit earlier, mass dirvers and "slugguns" are the same damn thing for all applicable purposes, god damned ramming prow this is not a more civilized weapon for a more civilized age and guns pouring out the back end of the turret for 'local defense' and I'm sorry that concepts been dead for eighty years for a reason! Oh yeah, then there's the absurd point defense which is mixed laser and cannon, which makes no sense, and more importantly the "backscrather" which aparently exists to do the point defense's job when the point defense is doing other things *except if the point defense is saturated you're already dead!* /fin
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:32 AM
@Unknown where is this place? I want to check this out
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Our ToughSF Discord.
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Mind, drunken americans active therein RN.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:33 AM
I'm on an American college campus on a friday night
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That's literally the description of my life
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There you go
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Go down to #future_planetary_warfare and enjoy the angery.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:35 AM
oh wow they are really salty
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I warned you.
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Oh god, here we go.
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Drunken Tabac versus Imperial Legions TO&E...
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:38 AM
is he normally like this?
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Uh, well, he‘s drunk right now, but...
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Uh, Tabac has oppinions.
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TBH, I expect Alistair not to answer simply because of the tone.
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ala "make your point like a civilized, intelligent human being or don‘t expect me to be courteous in return"
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@MarcusAurelius You still alive?
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:46 AM
it's something
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this is one of the most hilarious over reactions I've ever seen. Especially for someone who seems to take himself very seriously
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...Could you just write that into the chat over there.
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TBH, Tabac needs a bucket into his face.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 12:56 AM
yep performing tactical interference cause he's frankly annoying
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Oh yes he is.
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Oh, gods, that guy? Took all of a minute to hit my killfile first time out.
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Tabac? Yeah.
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Also, Killfile?
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Block list. Whichever. The magic go-away button.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 1:06 AM
but hey he's become distracted by the B-52, his drunken mind can no longer multi-task
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Unwillingness to engage CC‘ed to Tabac.
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Frankly, I‘m myself only relying on Tabac in pheriphial capacity anymore.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 1:08 AM
Frankly @Unknown he mostly seems to be ranting and venting to himself
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He‘s such a vitriolic source of Know-It-All-Better it‘s not even interesting to ask for his feedback.
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@MarcusAurelius Oh yes, he is.
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Starting to think I may have to shut this down soon.
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Think I‘m gonna start implementing a posting slow-down.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 1:15 AM
the current talk about the practicality of the high velocities of Imperial small arms might actually lead to something useful though
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The flamethrower bit really showed how Tabac is ignoring pheripheral matters.
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The Bayonet charge bit was hillarious.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 1:22 AM
One actually decent point they made, @Overmind Why don't heavy infantry violate your "no mech" policy?
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...because they aren’t mecha?
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A combat exoskeleton’s still something you wear, not something you drive.
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I kinda feel the urge to spork some of this shit, but not enough to want to engage with the Asshat of Asshat, First of Sept and Clan.
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 1:32 AM
that was literally the only decent bit, plus the questioning of the really high velocity nature of Legionary projectiles
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...incidentally, I may declare a preemptive ban on all REEEEEEing and its perpetrator on the grounds that if I wanted incoherent squeaky noises, I'd just stop killing the bloody mice that come in this time of year.
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To be honest, @Overmind, I‘d at least enjoy it if you‘d fire back that if Tabac wants to make actual critique, he can do it like a civilized person.
Kerr joined the server. 10/20/2018 3:52 AM
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Ou hai @Kerr
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'Morning.
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Tomorrow's thought exercise for everyone, by the way: Imagine for a moment that you took the basic volume of the Leviathan -class dreadnought and stretched it out into a long tube. Then used that tube to mount the biggest, baddest axial laser that would fit into the space. What parameters would you pick? How much zorch could you get? Please speculate as wildly as possible.
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Axial are pretty much useless in almost any case, especially at those scales. Does have to be re-useable?
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The best case laser weapon making use of effects similiar to SASE, self-amplified spontanous emission. And the best candidate is probably a pinch discharge antimatter laser. By using a hydrogen antihydrogen mix you could seperate them into their individuals leptons and baryons and eject them into a long cavity. The ambiplasma made out of the hydrogen ions is left mostly untouched, and the electron-positron pairs are accelerated by to 170 keV. The created strong magnetic field compresses the ambiplasma to densities approaching that of a white dwarf. External magnetic fields are then applied to stabilize the proton-antiproton pairs, which then create a upper state level for the gamma-ray transistions later on. Due to the usage of mössbauer effect the recoil can be shifted down to insignificance, which also leads to high efficiency. When a proton-antiproton pair spontanously annihilates it will emit two 940 MeV gamma-rays, those can then stimulate the annihilation of further pairs. The resultung avalenche of annihilation and the coherent gamma-ray wavefront lead to a highly colliminated pulse. Using the simple formula: 1.6 ( wavelength / length)^0.5 we can estimate that a 100km cavity produces a 18.4 picoradian beam, the upper limit to the beam energy isn't well defined either. The waste heat produced is more or less the same for each antimatter load. If you use more antimatter it will, with a higher likelyhood, be stimulated to emit instead of randomly decaying. And if that range is too low for your liking, send a probe or even a projectile which places a zone plate in the beams path. Even a single meter zone plate could give you ranges approaching light-seconds. You could even make that thing re-useable, as the original concept by Friedwardt Winterberg (guy who also made calculations for fusion propulsion that led to daedalus) as a propulsion method, with low waste heat flux and near-perfect conversion into photon thrust.
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And if you want it, add a non-orientable wormhole and flip that charge and parity. Then you can just store frozen hydrogen and remove a bit if you like.
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If you go that path, and use slush hydrogen, you get 7.85 exajoules per cubic meter fuel storage. And possibly zettawatt average output powers.
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Morgrim Moon 10/20/2018 5:52 AM
Um. I mean, axial railguns make a lot of sense, more room to accelerate the slug to super speed. But what IS the point of a longer laser? A laser lases or it does not.
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The problem with axial lasers is that lasers are quantum mechanical devices. So you can improve range by minimizing the momentum uncertainty of the photons, which is done by increasing the position uncertainty of the photon. And you achieve the later with a larger aperture.
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With other words, Kerr wants a fat nose.
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Discs are the way to go fam.
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As far as I know, kinetic weapons already have gigantic acceleration gradients in this settings. On the order of >1e12 m/s^2. You could probably build a relativistic accelerator with those parameters.
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If you have 6.3% cannons at 50m barrel length you should get around 0.943 c out of a 100km barrel.
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Hm.. apparently using magnetic leviation as an ideal bench mark (superconductors repel magnetic forces, so that should give us a good benchmark), and we have a 2400mm x 24 m iron projectile at 320 tons, we need a unfiform magnetic field strength behind it equalling 800 kT.
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Running a bit with the numbers, and it seems you need 26m thick YBCO coils to achieve this goal. Probably a bit more to compensate for their thickness.
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I guess it works out fine when you have 100-1000x higher current density. Not sure if this is even th correct channel for this, if it isn't. I am sorry for that.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 8:06 AM
@Kerr unobtanium space future materials could probably get that down by a lot
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But indeed, a good benchmark estimate, though how did you arrive at 26m?
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3MA/cm^2 critical current density (edited)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 8:07 AM
MegaAmp?
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Need me a gauss calculator
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My initial conception, BTW, is using most of the length for a bloody big accelerator ring to drive an XFEL.
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I thought so, but that would almost defeat the point when you want an axial beam. Circular would be the way to go, it achieves the highest electron energy at high efficiency. Would need to find a formula for synchrotron rads. (edited)
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An 2150m radius synchrotron, and a extraction efficiency of 1% would result in a efficiency of around 50%, in terms of turning RF energy into x-rays or gamma-rays.
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Using an undulator wavelength of 1 mm and the final beam wavelength would be 52.2 femtometers, or around 23.7 MeV. (edited)
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And centimeter scale spot sizes with a 1m zone plate at a distance of one astronomical unit.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 11:38 AM
@Kerr is it necessary to have a straight path to the beam focuser?
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Or can you feed multiple ‘apertures’
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Hm? You usually want to have one undulator for one beam.
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But you could have several, each firing along its vector.
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Hmmm... I actually like the idea of running with a circular accelerator.
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You can always use as some kind of halo for your ships aswell.
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Though, does it have to be a synchroton?
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The problem is you need to perform a broadside to fire, tho. But with such range..
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You can have a linear accelerator, but then you don't have any realy juicy beam recycling. (edited)
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Hm.. you can keep the efficiency with a 430m loop, but then you need a total length of 13.5 km to compensate.
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In some regards I could see that as deal.
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7000m long and 430m wide, instead of a 4300m wheel of death.
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With a tug propulsion solution with four engine pods firing above and below the cyclotron ecliptic, and only a thin if broad frontal section exposed to the enemy.
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The wheel can also serve as radiator area for all the heat created in the firing process.
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Place secondary undulator/turret ports around the ring for area and point defense.
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@Unknown Yeah, but the laser will always follow the correspoding vector. So the direction the electron are heading, if they weren't bend due to the magnets is then the path direction.
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Which is the problem I meant with the broadsides.
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So install electromagnetics. As you yourself calculated, the loss is neglieble.
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The loss is equal to the undulator extraction using two 215m radii electromagnetic bending magnets.
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The loss scales linearly with the reduction in size. Make a 21.5m turn and you lose something more like 95%, you get the idea.
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The simplest option: Get a better undulator. At 0.11mm instead of 1mm you can reduce bremsstrahlung power 81-fold.
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10 micrometers and 10,000-fold... using optical lasers with a bessel beam bd you can create such an undulator rather easily.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:18 PM
@Kerr why are broadsides an issue really?
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I mean, it would be at some point along the length of the ring
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And if you flip the ring on its side, you get a tall hull with broadside capability?
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At the distances space combat typically takes place do “broadsides” even make sense?
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII If the ring is perpendicular to the axis of your spacecraft, you are limited to fire perpendicular to the ships axis: broadside.
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@Zarpaulek If you got any weapon that profits from it, sure. You can also use your main engine for dodging. Helping compensating for the issues.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:33 PM
so you have a halo that sprouts from the main hull and fire frontally?
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in that case, extend the hull foreward
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and put a few undulators to the sides
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you can attain partial broadside capability
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Just for clarity
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:35 PM
that's what I thought of too
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Yes, it's just for clarity, for everyone.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:36 PM
now put 'dual' undulators on the front hull
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to the sides
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Dual undulators? Front hull?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:36 PM
though, I'm unsure how much you can steer the beam
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The red arrows show where your laser beam can go.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:37 PM
silly me thought that was a feature of the Vulcan cruiser
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Oh that's star trek?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:38 PM
Yep - so, according to the image above, you only have broadsides?
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Or your wheel goes along the main axis.
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Also I just realized, we can fire the beam in a different manner: through a wormhole aperture.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:38 PM
Seems like a fantastic waste of wormholes
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Just because continous wormholes aren‘t used for interstellar travel don‘t mean they can‘t be used and generated elsewhere.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:39 PM
though, something like a comms gauge is tiny enough
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII Continous. No supermassive Kernel required.
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Ah.. the classic nicoll-dyson beam in a shoe package wormhole.
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No, @Kerr.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:40 PM
I use OA for reference - still, quite easily done, given the ship this is on is of the 100kt variety
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Yes, @Unknown. It's a simplification of that idea.
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Just having a single undulator on our Siege Dreadnought, with the weapons beam delivered onto desirable vector.
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Using shipboard lasers, and the wormhole for steering.
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Still, don't see the real point in that.
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The maximum amount of laser shoots is the same, no matter the distance.
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It makes beam firing easier you dummy.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:41 PM
you can fire from all directions - yeah
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The undulator position is irrelevant to desired firing vector.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:41 PM
though, Sev, do you need this?
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I make it clear: You can steer the beam this way.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:41 PM
I mean, you can probably steer a bit with an undulator anyway
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But, why use a laser beam originating from your ship for that?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:42 PM
and you're killing something light seconds from you
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Because relativistic wormhole time horizon shifts bad?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:42 PM
not at all necessarily
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Is that thing considered in eldraeverse?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:43 PM
@Kerr just realized my wormhole sensor drones can now get spiced with the ship's FEL
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Great.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:43 PM
multi thousand ton drones, but still drones
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anyway
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about this, you can do the same
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Even less reasons for planetary war 😛
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:44 PM
@Unknown Hypocrisy coming from this channel
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Cerebrate's ships make mine look like a Lego Star destroyer
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Anyways, FELs might have power problems at eldraeverse scales.
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Only so many hundred gigawatt you can crank in, albeit material limits are usually not the issue on here. (edited)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:46 PM
using a beam from elsewhere for the wormhole aperture means the heat is also handled elsewhere?
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Everything is done elsewhere, you just get the final product.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:47 PM
I mean, it's a wormhole
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you can have the generator sitting pretty in the home system
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while you blast away everything under the sun
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if anyone's familiar with Schlock mercenary, LOTA
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:48 PM
(long gunner of the apocalypse)
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After reading the wormhole page it seems wormholes aren't allowed to any temporal shift inbetween them. Which on itself shouldn't be an issue, really.
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You can‘t do it across interstellar ranges.
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So no @KRKIIIIIIIIIIII no LOTA
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:51 PM
Wormholes don't function over interstellar ranges?
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I don't see the issue, wormholes connect places in space and time, a relativistic one would simply allow for short travel times and apparent instant travel, but not violate any law of causality.
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@KRKIIIIIIIIIIII You actually read the lore of Eldrae stargates?
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No continous interstellar wormholes to avoid continuety snarl.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:53 PM
but that won't happen though
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Yes it will.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:54 PM
I'm specifically referring to OA wormholes
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which have no such problem
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:54 PM
so why is it here?
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I mean, is there any particular reason for that limitation
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I think Eldraeverse wormholes are quantum-entangled Kerr rings
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(An in-universe explanation as to why the Empire, et. al., prefer to use their special – i.e., yes, per here, space-magic enhanced – wormhole technology.) A common question among newcom…
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There.
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It doesn't really state any reason why that is a problem.
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However, it is easily demonstrable that the only topology which guarantees this is a pure directed acyclic structure, or tree, in which only one path is available to outgoing and returning traffic. This is undesirable from an infrastructure point of view, since it greatly limits the capacity of the network given the bottleneck links near its core; forces all otherwise cross-link traffic, even between nearby systems, through a single distant core node (likely to be, as a strategic aside, near to if not within the builders’ most important star systems); and causes both of these issues to expand geometrically with scale. More importantly, while there are a few primarily theoretical exceptions, almost any alternative structure containing cross-links (and therefore cyclic structures) enables certain routes to function as closed timelike curves, allowing particles, even virtual vacuum fluctuations, to return to their origin point at or before the time of their entry into the route. Such a path doubles the intensity of transiting particles with each retraversal (which all occur effectively instantaneously), thus creating arbitrarily high peak intensities, in turn resulting in the catastrophic resonance collapse of at least one of the wormholes along the critical path. Quite apart from the loss of route, the energies involved in this collapse along with those likely to be liberated from damaged stargate systems are such as to pose a significant hazard to the systems containing the mouths of the collapsing wormhole.
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And why would it? We live in a flat universe. The only problem would be a closed timelike curve, due to quantum fluctuations amplifying themselves till the failure of one wormhole mouth.
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(This is also, as we will see later, perhaps the most important reason for the Imperial Timebase system being intertwined with stargate control systems at a very low level, and for the various sequencing and safety protocols encoded therein. While the wormholes used for gating are ephemeral, it would be possible – without coordination – for a simultaneous set of openings to form such a closed causal loop, which would then undergo such catastrophic collapse. Bear in mind that, while we are able to lock the emergence of dynamic wormholes onto the empire time reference frame, the natural phenomenon of drift (q.v.) along t axis guarantees nonidentity, and as such this does not immunize loops of such wormholes from the catastrophic resonance collapse phenomenon.)
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Yes, and why the jump here?
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The second stage of jump procedure using a Ring Dynamics stargate is obtaining a reference-frame trap, thus ensuring that you arrive in your destination system in the same sequence and association …
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We go from temporal shift to closed timelike curve. The later depends on the wormhole network structure.
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I use static wormholes
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 12:59 PM
also
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Yeah, and the entire Stargate Plexus is set up to avoid CTC creations.
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So what do you think happens when a static connection enters this paracausal network?
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Things go boom.
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Something to think about if Eldraeverse ever crosses over with anything else
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 1:03 PM
If it crossed with my setting, we'd be courteous and just warp in (edited)
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I mean, so long as you keep things separate nothing will happen.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 1:03 PM
we'd also be very confused
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Crossing the streams is when things go boom.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 1:04 PM
with things like vector control for example
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So. On the nature and occurrence of land warfare: 1. First: it's almost never invasions, because of how stunningly impractical they are on anything but outposts and very low-pop colonies. (Well, okay, there are some polities who do invasions, but by and large, their military history serves mostly as a warning to others.) The closest that tends to happen is occupation of a surrendered planet, which tends to be a lengthy exercise in mid- to low-level counterinsurgency. The Empire avoids this like the plague, too, since its military forces are very much not set up for it, and tar-pits suck. Also, in its experience, nation-building almost never works.
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(In some situations such as those here where it's necessary to deal with some government that's very much into piracy and terrorism and very bad things, they have been known to prefer what, to steal a historical example from here, might be called a "Silas Duncaning". For those not familiar with that particular historical example, Silas Duncan was a US Navy captain whose best-known action in the Falklands, dealing with a local governor seizin American ships, was to sack the governor's seat, destroy his weapons, blow up the powder magazine, proclaim the islands "free of all government", and sail off cheerfully into the sunset. The Imperial equivalent is to level all military and governance instrumentalities they can find, along with all unofficial nexuses of coercion likewise, proclaim that everyone now has freedom if they can keep it, then break orbit leaving behind naught but some free copies of Civilized Anarchy for Outworlder Barbarians .)
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2. The most common form of ground operation (although this includes things like operations on habitats, and so forth) is the raid , which covers pretty much all the military problems that can't be handled by blasting the site from orbit. If you want to pillage their fuel supplies, or seize the memory stores from a communications center, or find out exactly how far they've got in what they're working on in that lab, or steal their holiest of holies as a surety for good behavior, or remove their current leadership in the hope that their replacement will be more reasonable, it's a raid. Characterized by being fast and forceful. Punch in, punch 'em, punch out again. This is pretty much the type of mission that the Legions are optimized to carry out. (edited)
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This also covers the "demonstration raid", the variant of this where you don't actually care much about the nominal target, but for the purpose of shock and awesome you want to provide a real clear demonstration that you can steal the silverware out of the Supreme Leader's palace any time you want to and there's not a damn thing he can do to stop you.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 2:09 PM
That all sounds like spec ops
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So when do you roll out the tanks?
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3. There are also some local defense, counter-insurgency, and internal security work, typically on behalf of client-states and allies, but they're a relatively small proportion overall.
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Well, it's often spec ops in otherwise peaceable times.
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But the thing is with the full raid is that the scale is usually rather bigger, and also it's following their "shock and awesome" doctrine inasmuch as its memetic effect is often almost as important as its physical effect. Which is to say: you can go raiding with tanks. Sometimes you can go raiding across a hundred- or thousand- mile wide battlespace with a hell of a lot of tanks, just as long as you're not trying to hold it. (edited)
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(Part of that is endeavoring to create as much command shock and confusion as possible; part of it is making it hard to tell what your actual objective was even after the fact; and part of it is endeavoring to overwhelm, overawe, paralyze, demoralize, and rout anyone who sees it. Spec ops are, in particular, too subtle for that last to really work well outside a specific area: a well executed demonstration raid should leave most of a continent firmly convinced that an angry god came calling and he's not on their side.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 5:57 PM
So, why not K rods? @Overmind
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seeing everything you know get destroyed by Thor himself certainly fits under shock and awesome
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is it possible for anything on land to threaten IN capital ships?
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Enderminion 10/20/2018 5:58 PM
IN Capital ships don't get close enough to be attacked by ground based defenses
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:02 PM
assuming other people have peer level tech, close enough is the same system
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nevertheless, at any one time they'll have a single hemisphere of a planet in their sights, unless in synchronous orbit, but that's probably, an equivalent of a modern Shilka snack
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Assuming it’s not a raid to get something you need, mostly psychological effect. K-rods are less up close and personal, and to some mindsets, demolishing your palace from orbit is less impressive than stealing your luxury cars, your concubines, and your gold-plated toilet, then calling you up on general broadcast to gloat about it.
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And, yeah, ground defenses can readily be built to be effective against orbit. K-rodding those flag is part of the whole “secure the orbitals” phase of an attack.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:08 PM
is there a 'real life' (for the setting that is) scenario where serious ground based combat has occured
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preferably a peer or near peer war
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I've seen mention that the flapjack was used in the core war?
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I’d have to check my notes when I get back to my office. There haven’t been many peer wars, mostly because the five-six Great Powers all think they’re looking at a Cold War scenario where such things are very likely to escalate rapidly to strategic weapons and gigadeaths, maybe even teradeaths. (edited)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:14 PM
RKKVs qualify as strategic weapons?
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in that case, I see teradeaths as a distinct probability
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War games of the big boys throwing down all tend to end in ”rocks fall, stars explode, everyone dies”.
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Yeah, they’re one of them.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:15 PM
I think there's less MAD involved than here on Earth
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because, space is pretty big and everyone has fleets, some as I've noticed specialized in anti-ballistic missile anti-RKKV warfare
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so you basically have a modern THAAD that works
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Probably. At least three out five of the Great Powers are comfortably invested in the status quo, so while no-one’s exactly going to stop worrying about strategic planning against peers, much practical military planning goes into keeping the status quo when it comes to Space North Korea, etc.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:19 PM
The Republic ?
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iirc
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(Well, that people think works. There’s a lot of hope and wishful thinking in anti-RKV defense, since no-one wants to fire an actual RKV at themselves to test it.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:20 PM
it's realistically just a large mass that moves fast and dodges
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trivial defense against that really
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though I'm not sure to what lengths you go in designing an effective RKKV
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current;y, I'm having trouble squeezing in an MBT into my setting
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and it has all the good stuff too
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big scary ships, RKKVs etc
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no vector control and very static wormholes however with an emphasis on pseudo mind control
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(Oops, sorry, got to dash. Dinner.)
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 6:22 PM
The problem is targeting something that big, that's moving at near the speed of light, when your sensors are STL
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:23 PM
@Overmind Bon Apetit 😃
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@MarcusAurelius 0.9 C though, a bit less still
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and the thing getting it there is pretty damn visible
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ergo, the engine
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/20/2018 6:31 PM
NIGHTFALL ASUNDER (“take the specially-designed lurking-in-deep-space craft carrying a backup of our entire civilization and book it for the other end of the galaxy – or if necessary, another galaxy – exploding everything on the way out”). This actually happened in the pre-beginning of my setting's history
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@MarcusAurelius Scroll back a bit and there should be a discussion on the FTL sensors used by top-of-the-range anti-RKV superdreadnoughts. Specifically, sensor platforms hung out at the end of static wormholes located, effectively, in the future detect you killing the RKV, so that you can take the shot that does so in the present. (Of course, with strict causality, if they detect you not killing the RKV, you now have plenty of time to appreciate just how screwed you are. But so it goes.)
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Is that really an improvement over more conventional sensors?
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pretty sure you could dodge a RKKV shot in a Super-Dread, unless it was a Canister shot
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MarcusAurelius 10/20/2018 10:24 PM
The SD are for saving planets, not themselves
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Last I checked at any rate
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if you failed, what's the point in staying
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I don't see how using causality bullshit to make a certain outcome inevitable, when you can't actually control what that outcome will be, would yield an improvement in interception probability.
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[anti-RKV wormhole sensor systems] @xandeross Under ordinary circumstances, it functions like a weaker version of acausal logic hypercomputing: since you have the correct answer, you will always send yourself the correct answer, because that's the only consistent solution. In this situation, all other things being equal, you will always make the perfect shot because you had the information from the future you needed to make the perfect shot. The only times this won't work are if something makes it impossible for you to do so (say, someone has sneakily and silently sabotaged all your weapons sytems), or else you're being outplayed by someone else with transtemporal capabilities. Either way, you know something hinky's going on; you just can't do anything about it. (Other than the usual loophole regarding what you sense and how it matches to the actuality.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/20/2018 11:36 PM
for the 'shock and awesome raid but with tanks', I think some of the early moves of WW2 may count. The bit where the germans did a perfectly coordinated, timed-to-the-minute sweep thru france that technically required more troops than they had then swinging hard , pulled off because they had a very deep trust in their train network letting them be exactly where they needed to be at that moment.
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Now, if it'd been the Imperials previously having done subtle stuff to subvert the defences of that one particular country, using it to launch a similar attack, and then leaving after those 4 days where everyone else on the continent was reeling and trying to work out wtf just happened, that'd be very in keeping with their style of warfare.
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On a random and annoyingly smug note, I wish to take a moment to observe that - if Amazon is to be believed - the chief result of the happenings over on t'other discord appears to be a sudden spike in book sales. I believe the phrase is, "I win again, Lews Therin."
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...also, just a quick poll. Was anyone here under the impression that a tribarrel/quadbarrel was anything other than an easy way to increase rate of fire by parallelism?
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I thought it was a cooling thing
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to increase rates of fire
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effective not cyclic rates of fire
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Yep, that's exactly what it is. Well, cooling, and time to reset all the ultrafast switches and do a quick diagnostic, but it can do all those things simultaneously, so.
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@Overmind Ya know what‘s even more hillarious? Tabac is in the pipeline to publish himself. Oh my gods this is too perfect. 🤣
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(Especially because I remember him complaining how this was successful.)
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Honestly? I wish him all the luck in the world with it, annoyance aside.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 1:41 AM
Yeah, I survived enough David Weber in middle school to know that Tribarrels are a Gatling gun in space
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/21/2018 4:46 AM
@Overmind I think your chief issue is logistics for the tri-quad barrel
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Specifically, you need to have 100s of thousands of rounds to chug
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And a place to put them etc
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It’s easier to have a single coax LMG was the point they were getting at
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Aha. The thing to bear in mind there is that non-slugguns work on the same principle as the Mass Effect ones - tiny flash-cut projectiles at high velocity - so there's not really an issue with stashing an ammoblock good for hours of operation. You're more likely to run out of coolant, first.
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(It also eases supply-chain logistics considerably when - for the most part - ammoblocks are interchangeable between weapons of the same approximate scale; they just flash-cut the projectiles differently.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/21/2018 8:43 PM
@Overmind I recommend you entirely ditch the idea of >3km/s atmosphere based projectiles
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Therefore, mass will be king in kinteics
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No amount of tech will help you at speeds where you start getting CNO fusion on the atmosphere
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The trouble, in general, is that having published canon means being constrained by published canon when it comes to what I can retcon. At least, openly.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 8:56 PM
claim they're disinformation spread by the Empire?
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The Empire's enemies, maybe
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But, say, 5g of tungsten at a skosh under 3000 m/s should still, by my numbers, put a pretty dent in something. And is still reasonably describable as tiny bullets at high velocity, ne? (edited)
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Enderminion 10/21/2018 8:59 PM
small, not tiny
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I get something under a quarter cm^3. Sounds tiny to me.
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Compared to, say, a .22 bullet.
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Or, from the same verse, a 36mm sluggun round.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 9:07 PM
I've always used autocannon sized rounds in my own stuff, so I haven't really had to address this problem
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Enderminion 10/21/2018 9:08 PM
larger then 556 NATO
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 9:14 PM
no? Far as I can tell, .556 rounds are between .5 and 1 full cc, depending on the specific round
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Enderminion 10/21/2018 9:20 PM
mass wise, according to some wikipedia pages
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 9:21 PM
we're talking about volume though, not mass. It tends to matter more for stuff like this, I think
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a full tungsten round ought to be closer to 10-20 g, that's a large part of why they haven't been fielded
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Anyway, this all is why I’m happy to let the precise details here be a mite fuzzy. After all, I’m not writing an arms catalog. 🤫
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:18 PM
It's only gonna matter if you want to put Fun Stuff in there, though given the general fuzziness of M7 tech in your 'verse I don't think that particularly matters either
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Ah, to me, M7 is a microprocessor or a kind of diode.
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M7 Grenade Launcher?
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:20 PM
...I've been reading too much 40K stuff recently. DMing Dark Heresy will do that to you (edited)
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(Anyway, though, it’s the 36/72mm slugguns that are the designated Fun Stuff Delivery System.)
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mass and velocity determine kinetic energy...
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And that, I suppose. TDM TLA problem, and all that.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:21 PM
the what problem?
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Ohh M7, millennia seven
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Right.
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Too Damn Many Three (or in this case two) Letter Acronyms.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:28 PM
I also just realized we don't really have a published Eldraeverse timeline, as far as I can tell
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There’s a summary of tech eras before “present” in the front of The Core War .
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Think I posted it not so long ago, too, although I may misremember.
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:36 PM
I can't find it on the blog (which is my usual go to) though you're right, though the core war version is what I was looking for
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I’ve recently been asked elsewhere, “how far into the future is your setting?” Well, since it’s not connected causally to Earth, even fictional Earths, and technological dev…
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MarcusAurelius 10/21/2018 10:41 PM
... i was just about to reply, I found that when looking again for the world shafts post. Maybe give it some more tags to make it easier to track down?
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/22/2018 1:26 PM
@Overmind still have serious doubts as to why tanks even exist in the eldraeverse
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What does a tank do for you that overwhelming firepower from elsewhere can't? I'm arriving at next to nothing, especially if said firepower can be called upon at any time by anyone
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the primary, initial purpose of a tank was to have what amounts to a mobile bunker
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you don't really need that if the threats are removed before even having a chance to fire
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Tank is what removes threats. You don't always have (due to political reasons) ortillery or air support.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/22/2018 1:36 PM
political?
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That's an explanation for why nations which are not the Empire would have tanks.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/22/2018 1:37 PM
isn't there a barrage of AM missiles every raid
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They provide tactical flexibility and - however ridiculous it sounds in the context of tanks - a delicate touch. Things useful in the context of all the tactical problems that can't be solved by levelling the site from orbit.
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Tanks aren’t just mobile bunkers, they’re assault units
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once a city has surrendered, tanks are decent way to patrol and keep hold of it without having the oribtal guns be your only force. Suppose you have ten percent of the population in shadow resistance warfare, while the other 90% are polietly surrendering?
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leveling the city would hamper your own goals, but keeping tanks and Mobile Infantry on hand may be useful
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MarcusAurelius 10/22/2018 2:46 PM
They also can fire at targets from angles other than near directly down, which helps a lot, especially in urban environments where you don’t necessarily want to bring down a whole skyscraper to take out a weapons emplacement on the 3rd floor
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Missiles got flight time. From orbit or remote positions. Tank guns don't
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/22/2018 3:06 PM
@NHO all in all you also get a spec ops team with the power of Thor behind them
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tank guns do still have flight time, it's just a time measured in fractions of seconds
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Generally, you use tanks to take a position and infantry to hold it. Am I the only one to play Axis and Allies here?
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i've had it described to me in decent detail (particular in regards to early-game strat) but not actually played it
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2018 7:10 PM
tanks are also good at "I need to move comparatively less armoured thing thru dangerous area". At the very least some sort of armoured transport would be needed, and you'd likely put a gun on it for defence reasons, and then you're most of the way to a tank anyway
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one might imagine a pure anti-personnel tank with double machine guns and the main cannon being a canister launcher for tear gas and other special surpessants
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Drake seemed to think you'd need "nuclear dampers" and near-perfect PD to make tanks practical again, but then he wrote about planetary civil wars with offworld mercenaries.
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Things survived at remarkably small distances from GZ in nuclear detonations, both test and actual, and it's even more possible if you design with that in mind. Not that a big weapon or a direct hit won't kill it, but you either need scale or freakishly good CEP post-PD.
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That, and in operations abroad, they can generally count on at least some reluctance of the part of the enemy to engage in danger-close nuking on their own planet. Well, for most civilizations, anyway. Galians, fr'ex, would just treat it as an opportunity to go to Asshole Heaven in a nice blue flash with a civilian entourage, but others are less willing to die stupid.
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Not to make practical, I don't think, but to make dominant. He was designing his universe so that heavy ground armor was the king of the battlefield.
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Incidentally, on reasons to take one along not mentioned yet, the fancy communications suite and cogence core in an HV-10c Strategos is a very useful thing to have providing services to your tactical mesh. Especially in a heavy infowar environment, where keeping one of the Warmind's pet guard dogs close may be the only thing keeping the deathspam from pwning your brainz.
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Observe last pannel here for probable looks of brainzspam: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/strip/4490/0/schlock20120926.jpg?v=1512092888646
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/23/2018 6:19 AM
@o11o1 it exists today and is called the BMPT Terminator, courtesy of the Russian military (edited)
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they use it for protest surpression, i imagine?
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Happily, stuff here isn't that bad.
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Yet.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/23/2018 9:51 AM
@NHO protest suppression, but in Syria
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/23/2018 9:51 AM
And the protesters are all armed
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Also, why does Russia always fight proxy wars itself?
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The US seems to have a rule of never doing that
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Except that one time in that one country with some rice
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Also also, Slavic Bro, I am of the Kebab removal division
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Enderminion 10/23/2018 9:58 AM
Grenada?
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Panama?
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Vietnam?
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Korea?
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2018 9:58 AM
Iraq
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Iraq 2 Afganistan
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Kosovo
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2018 10:18 AM
Hm... I'd argue they were more hauled into Kosovo, that was more a NATO one.
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Observationally, I believe the US rule for wars is "they don't count if they're on someone else's continent".
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That, and "we should always get involved in land wars in Asia".
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Just, y'know, in case anyone forgets why that's a cliche.
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2018 10:24 AM
I guess they also count if they think the UK is gonna get invaded, because something something 'only I can beat up my family'
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also "When in a land war in Asia use the most retarded RoE you can come up with"
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2018 10:25 AM
Because WW1 and 2 definitely count as wars
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Well, I'm thinking mostly of the last 50-60 years, but yeah.
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Starting with Cold War proxy wars, and moving on to "hey, look, we can totally pacify and democratize every entrenched slow-motion bloodbath in the world! hold our beer!"
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(I mean, seriously, Afghanistan. Afghanistan . The one that's been a bloody meat-grinder for anyone who's poked their nose in there since before Alex the Great. The one where the British Empire, at the apex of its power, with the Maxim gun that they had not, backed away slowly because these guys be crazy, yo. But, hey, let's look for a challenge .)
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Ah yes, backing military dictatorships in Vietnam and oppressive autocracies in Korea and toppling legitimately, democratically elected leaders in South America. Such Freedom™.
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(Deliveries starting at 800 rounds per minute.)
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Yeah, we backed Our asshats rather than Their asshats. Nothing personal, it's just business.
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American Democracy™ - we may even give a shit for your country
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Okay to be fair, he who is innoscent cast the first stone.
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But really, let‘s not pretend american foreign endevours were ever about freedom and democracy.
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Every single intervention was about some geostrategic issue or another, with a happy side effect of funneling military-industrial money into representatives koffers.
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If you're looking for someone to sell the idea of foreign policy driven by self-interest to, I must tell you that I've already got it.
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😃
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Heh. 😃
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Thiugh that raises a related question: how principal are the Eldrae?
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I mean, if it democratizes people along the way, that's a candle on the cupcake and good for PR, but it's not exactly the point of the exercise.
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[principle in Imperial foreign/military policy] Oh, they're very principled. Which is to say that the Imperial governance will admit right up front that its foreign policy is conducted on behalf of the citizen-shareholders who own it first, and everyone else second or lower. (edited)
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Right before going on to point out that contrary to the beliefs of the stupid the galaxy over, the best way to achieve their interests in the long term is to come to an amicable positive-sum solution, and by positive-sum they don't necessarily mean one weighted towards them, either. The aim is to win , not to make the other guy lose.
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it had a point, contain the Soviets
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which was a pressing threat that needed to be dealt with
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a Soviet Submarine base beyond GIUK would be disastrous for the REFORGER convoys
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And then it was packaged up in Digestable Bullshit™
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If the Eldrae would want an FOB gone, I suspect their approach would be a little different than going "hey, let‘s install a military autocracy here and support them with our military!"
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it is not really a FOB though, a major naval base is not merely a fob
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esp. when there could well be SSBN based there
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(When I achieve the time and mental state necessary to advance Friendship is Sufficiently Advanced , this will be seen in action. Short summary: in the short term, the Empire is willing to make vast concessions, of the quite-likely-to-create-another-major-galactic-power sort even, to Equestria on the grounds that the possible synergies of that alliance is about the most awesome win-win opportunity of the millennium, if not the aeon. And will not be shy about admitting exactly that, because they can quite truthfully point out that this advances everyone's values, no-one's being used, and that it's also not a proposal to rule the galaxy together as the Equino-Eldraeic Plenipotency, however cool the name sounds.)
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((Also, even more classic blunder-y than "getting involved in a land war in Asia" is "trying to bullshit a sun goddess".))
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Today's semi-relevant Tacitus quotation: Nullum maius boni imperii instrumentum quam bonos amicos esse.
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"No better instrument of good government than being good friends."
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Word of the day incoming.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/23/2018 2:47 PM
Hi guys, anyone want to build a snowman gauss cannon?
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I’d like to lug a 17.5kg dart at 2.2 km/s
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I may get into it when I'm done eating lunch, but in the meantime, psst -- this is what our brand new #technicalities is for. (edited)
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Predictable destabilization is luddite flash and what else?
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Economy crash while about half of petrochemical industry rapidly goes redundant...
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Well, looking at Earth as an example, in one stroke it makes most of the Middle East a geopolitical irrelevancy again (which probably means the last war-slash-tantrum breaks out while they can still afford it), greatly lessens the influence of other petrochemical-exporting nations (although they get to keep some because of useful feedstock for chemical processes), caused a shitton of churn in the petrochemical-extraction industry as reduced demand drops the price, and disrupted the hell out of the energy sector in ways that would count only as Schumpeterian creative destruction if energy companies and governments were smart. Since they aren't, expect economic chaos while on one hand established players try to hold back the tide versus the environmentalists who like the idea of clean energy, and the general public who like the idea of cheap energy. Wacky fun ensues. Not bad for a quick diplomatic visit and a couple of demonstration models.
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Don't forget the enviro-wackos who hate the idea of clean energy because muh handing machine guns to toddlers reeeeeee
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Other fun things to offer the Earthlings: a planetary sunshade or other similar ecopoesis tech. Watch as the anti-climate-change coalition members turn on each other like rabid rats. (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/23/2018 3:44 PM
I want the carbon from the air extractor that produces bar diamond
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#deathtodebeers
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So what would the imperial lets-make-the-most-basic-of-possible-basics version be?
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@Overmind I’d hesitate to say the core of a dozen historical empires was a “geopolitical irrelevancy”.
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MarcusAurelius 10/23/2018 4:07 PM
It was after the Ottomans became irrelevant
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Yeah, but what has it done for us lately?
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Geopolitical relevancy doesn't give a flying carpet what you were. It cares only for what you are.
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for TL;DR: how big is their tugboat on the ship of history?
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At the moment, (most of it - yes, I know about the exceptions) it has relevancy above its weight due to oil, which we need, and the money we pay for oil, which they can spend on making trouble.
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Take away the need for oil in such quantities, and, say, Saudi Arabia becomes a big sandy nothin’.
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Turkey has some other things going for it; the Emirates are a big trade center that invested in lots of other industries, as is Bahrain, but the big petrostates in the region would be utterly fucked.
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(As I recall, under the Ottomans the Arabian peninsula was largely regarded as a backwater whose major product was “irritating fanatics”.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/23/2018 4:48 PM
Ottoman saying: “don’t involve yourselves with the affairs of the Arabs.”
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Yeah, but we don't seem to care much about Saudi Arabia.
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At least until that whole "dismembered journalist" thing.
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2018 6:15 PM
Saudi Arabia will either stay regionally relevant or get jumped by the rest of the region, because they have a bunch of very locally cultural relevant locations.
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On the most recent post, I have to ask- did Sev Harik Venn stay dead?
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I remembered this webcomic that had an example of Tramorán an-Enlét I think http://www.rhjunior.com/quentyn-quinn-space-ranger-7/
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Though I don’t agree with all of that author’s politics, or any of his religious views
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I seem to recall Saudi Arabia is also working to invest heavily in solar
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MarcusAurelius 10/24/2018 11:39 AM
Yeah, that’s Oman’s plan. They have huge desert areas near-ish to the equator with clear skies greater than 90% of the time IIRC
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oooooooooh! finally getting some background on that little op that went horribly/wonderfully/right/wrong/sideways/ORDINAL_NOT_FOUND
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@Overmind on the cultural crossover series, what would the Eldrae think of the kind of lying trailers that Marvel has been using for the last few movies? Where they show enough to be tantalizing, but misleading enough to not spoil either.
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[on misleading trailers] Deemed acceptable after the landmark 1141 case of Some Angry Fanboy vs. Science Lantern Theaters, Dawnwood Productions and Sigil, Word, and Shout, Pty., with amicus curiae briefs filed by the Veritable Order of Kanáralath, the Oneiromantic Order of Cálíäh, the Logoplete Guild of Dreamweavers and Fictioneers, and the Discerners of Permissibly Beautiful Truthiness. (edited)
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that's a lot of capital words that it feels like I'm expected to already know
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/24/2018 8:26 PM
Kanáralath, IIRC, is the eikone of reason, rigor, truth, etc - of the "truth that hurts, but that pain is necessary" variety, and oneiromancy is divination through dreams.
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Cálíäh, meanwhile, is the eikone of dreams, desires, sleep, hope, fiction, and virtual reality.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/24/2018 8:29 PM
Suffice it to say I don't grok all the references in fullness, but I've got the gist, or at least, I think I do.
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Enderminion 10/24/2018 8:29 PM
do AI dream of electric sheep
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?
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Why did you repost a story @Overmind?
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... First time I see it.
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I‘ve read that one before. For certain.
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And not just in the book, I could swear.
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Yeah, it used to be part of a chapter one sample, but I didn't much like it as that, so gave it a rework and moved it up on the site.
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Ah okay.
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@xandeross Yeah, he did. The League isn't ephemeralist, but it's not completely immortalist either, so people there do tend to die eventually. @o11o1 Trouble with solar is that it doesn't store or export very well, which, when you're a country that depends on large infusions of hard cash to buy off your population and your godbotherers both, is Not Good. I'd wager good money that the House of Saud has plenty of Swiss bank accounts and planes on standby for the day the wheels come off their wagon.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/25/2018 2:31 PM
I have an idea for my setting
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You can manipulate behavior and emotion by putting retroviruses into people
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But you need to induce a state where it’ll work
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Basically you need to do an invasion
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And there will be no need to keep occupational forces but when you see your power waning you make a civil war
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Invade again - profit
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You do this to render the primitives not only a non threat but even friendly to your empire
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You’ll get the equivalent of NATO military bases far from your territory
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Thoughts?
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[laughs in Rapture]
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So, why do you need to induce a state to make it work? Toxoplasma is happy to alter behavior without that constraint.
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Seems like insofar as you can put safeties on bioweapons, you could pick one that’s more subtle and less effortful.
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MarcusAurelius 10/25/2018 4:34 PM
Mixing Greek and Latin always look weird for some reason
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The joys of verbal miscegenation n
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MarcusAurelius 10/25/2018 4:36 PM
Eschatophoros/Eschatophore doesn’t sound much better though, so now I’m even more perplexed
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ok, obvious question: I know Imperials really value their privacy/wealth/comforts, but...... why not replace some of those luxuries with a VR suite and a some more ammo?
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Or are they just that far above everyone else that it somply doesn't matter?
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To quote the Office of Naval Architecture: “Yeah, we encountered Practicality, once. We didn’t like it much. So we told it to piss off, and went back to our torrid affair with Awesomeness. “
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Or, I suppose, they might say that just because you happen to be fighting a war at the time is no excuse to lower your standards of civilization. [glare through monocle, wave swagger stick, make nice cup of tea]
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Or else what is one fighting for, after all?
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MarcusAurelius 10/25/2018 4:55 PM
Also, at the scale of those ships, it’s a pretty small percentage of mass
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I would have guessed that a nice house was harder to take away than a VR server that can be deleted at the push of a button
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MarcusAurelius 10/25/2018 4:56 PM
The Akulas/Typhoons had a small pool, after all, and they aren’t exactly an imperial dreadnought
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(The memeticists also point out that building these luxurious colossi is a very powerful statement that reduces the number of times anyone might try to fight ‘em, but I think we all know that’s not the main reason. Heh.)
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We should probably not mention the superdreadnought class with the on-board shopping mall? (I mean, some deployments are long, and so the task force might need something a little bigger than a slop chest...)
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And some people pondered the wisdom of putting a daycare center on the starship Enterprise
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Hey, at least the mall’s not full of civilians and children.
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But the rationale is pretty much that an SD is a floating military base, and the mall is the PX-equivalent.
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I’m reminded of the black market in shipboard moonshine detailed in “Forever War”.
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For both it and its cohorts.
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(There are supply ships that do this and only this, of course, but if there’s one thing an SD has to spare, it’s internal volume.)
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/25/2018 5:13 PM
@Overmind basically you streamline the process and something something damage to neurons happens if you force it
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2018 7:19 PM
is dyanail some sort of bamboo equivalent?
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[ dyanail is bamboo ] It’s essentially the same plant. (edited)
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mahardyanail is the group name for a bunch of specially bioengineered varieties that create what’re effectively growable composite materials.
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Morgrim Moon 10/26/2018 10:32 PM
https://imgur.com/gallery/OyR5WGd seems relevant to eldrae "shock and awesome"
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not very awesome if counter battery gets them
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MarcusAurelius 10/27/2018 12:50 AM
Soviet Anthem plays at earrape volume
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"They call it 'Stalin‘s Organ. ...No a musical organ, you idiot!"
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#CohChatter
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——— Also @Overmind I have one feedback RE the mobile site version of your blog: Loading more articles should be a manual action, not an automatic one. As it is, I can‘t access the side bar which is at the bottom of the page in the mobile version (and contains things like the search bar) because just as I reach it, new posts pop in and banish it further downwards. It‘s a little inconvinient especially for finding articles when you‘re mobile.
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I agree with that feedback, but I forgot to post it myself when I suffered it.
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Would truck schemes like company stores be legal in the Empire? Or would they mandate a way to escape?
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It's unethical and you would get shot.
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If I understand what you meant
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I had a rather prolonged debate with an Ancap on Facebook, of the type who sincerely believes corporations can do no wrong.
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He was actually blaming the East India Company's atrocities on the government restricting it. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 10/27/2018 8:16 PM
Every group has its crazies
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This was actually in the Stellaris fangroup.
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Amusing trivia: the Honorable East India Trading Company was refounded in 2010.
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By a British businessman.
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...named Sanjiv Mehta.
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Also, just as side notes: 1. It is worth noting that the EIC managed to run its accidental empire substantially better than most colonial possessions of the time were managed. While this is usually a comparison made between nations to illustrate how, if you had to be colonized by someone, you wanted it to be the British, it works just as well to point out that the EIC were far preferable colonizers to the governments of France, Spain, Germany, Italy, or gods help you, Spain or Belgium. 2. It's a poor example to use as an illustration of how government should have regulated the big bad corporation when the entire reason that the EIC had the power to run private armies, enforce laws, and conquer modest subcontinents was that the government in question had started out by handing them a monopoly, and then explicitly transferred to them the rights to acquire territory, mint money, make war, and exercise exclusive jurisdiction over said territories. None of which powers, of course, exist in ancapistan. 3. Mercantilism, belief in which lead to many of the locally bad results (famines, etc.) in various places at the time, is implicitly a state fetish.
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Concerning my question about frigate heat endurance (edited)
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On the earlier topic: note that company stores aren't necessarily truck schemes; the two aren't identical by any means. As for things that are truck schemes: they are necessarily legal. To require a specific form of consideration would abridge the freedom of contract. On the other hand, if Honest Bob (tm) wants to pay you in Honest Bob Dollars (tm), and that isn't a widely accepted currency with a good exchange-value for the asking from your friendly local cambist, you should be able to see what's coming, coming. And if you can't, it may be that your case will best serve as a warning to others. On the gripping hand, it's hard to have a truck wages system without a wage system.
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(On the even earlier topic: so far as web site layout issues are concerned, that's in the theme, and I don't get to customize the theme without paying for a premium plan. Right now, my budget is not super-enthusiastic about paying for a premium plan.)
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2018 2:08 AM
There's lots of arguably-ethical company stores here in western australia; lots of the remote mining companies do fly-in-fly-out rotations where they're given lists of things they do need to bring themselves like toiletries, but there are usually small company stores at the mine site selling stuff like toothbrushes for the ones that manage to forget. But they handle it in aussie dollars. Also if there are multiple mines in the area owned by different companies you are welcome to go to the other guy's store, even if you may get some mild grumbling over it.
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Theme builders are either less competent or assholes deliberately
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I mean, this kind of thing is mostly a function of economy size? It's one of the (many) problems caused when there are only a few employers of a given skillset in a given area; basically a monopoly problem, only on a given kind of career?
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2018 2:11 AM
The whole reason for flying the workforce back and forwards is that there ISN'T a functional economy in the area, mineral resources have a nasty habit of being located in utterly undeveloped near zero population remote areas. Or otherwise non-optimal.
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I know the cyclone strategy for a lot of those places is "pack everyone up and get out of the way; the mine will be fine and we'll rebuild the housing after"
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Not the sort of places that encourage storekeepers to set up, in a nutshell, yeah.
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@Unknown The thermal shutdown temperature isn't particularly absolute, unfortunately. The thing likely to crap out first in the heat is the crew. (back in a couple of minutes)
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@Morgrim Moon While America used to let companies in isolated areas pay in scrip only good at their company store
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2018 10:28 AM
yeah, I know. It was briefly attempted in australia. That partially contributed to the Eureka Stockades, which is the closest Australia has ever come to civil war.
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/28/2018 3:26 PM
Damn, I thought I posted this in random..
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Enderminion 10/28/2018 3:27 PM
rip
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KRKIIIIIIIIIIII 10/28/2018 3:28 PM
fixed
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@Overmind Well, this guy thought that the EIC’s wrong-doing was due to Britain not letting it do what it wanted rather than fulfilling its’ charter, somehow.
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And we were talking about the upcoming Stellaris DLC that lets you play a Megacorp that runs at least one planet as a government and can reduce conventional governments to its’ subsidiaries.
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One potential civic explicitly states your Megacorp is descended from a criminal syndicate that took over the government, and the black market is less “capitalist” than “shadow feudalism”.
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So, any ideas for "FAQs"? Like "what is the Empire?"
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/29/2018 6:04 PM
That'd be a really good one, as would be the general who's-who
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"Are there any humans?"
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"Where can I find out about Imperial philosophy/ethics?"
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Some kind of master glossary or vocab list would probably be good too.
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MarcusAurelius 10/30/2018 6:17 AM
"How does FTL work in the verse?", including discussion of timeline protection "Who are the Vonnies, and why are they the bad guys?"
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In modification of Archon's point: "what are the basic Imperial philosophy/ethics?"
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MarcusAurelius 10/30/2018 7:01 AM
“What is an Archai/Eikone, and what is the difference?” I had a hard time tracking that down the first time I went on the site, I had to binge the entire thing before it made sense
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I’m pretty sure one is a superpowerful AI and the other is an Eldraic god/egregore.
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And there’s an Archailect or Archailects that’s taken on the personas of the Eikones (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 10/30/2018 8:08 AM
True, but that also misses their role within the transcend and the Empire’s government.
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but does The Uncrater consider the hold of a ship to be a package?
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or if someone holds it under their shirt
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would it disintegrate the person carrying it? (edited)
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Depending on level of perversion, they would definitely be left very naked
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"gasp, everyone can see my organs!"
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[the Uncrater] @Ian Bruene Negative on the cargo hold, so far, but this is not a field conducive to much experimentation. On the rest... well, it depends on whether or not you think - down in the naked core of your thoughts - whether it's a package. (This is Precursor space magic. It knows what you're thinking. It may well also know when you're sleeping, when you're awake, if you've been bad or good, and what you're getting for Christmas.) So if you think you're wrapping it up in your shirt, you're gonna be topless a moment later; if you think you're just holding it there to keep the rain off, you won't be. But you can't fool it, any more than you can fool yourself. (edited)
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Figured, given the reference to language
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No-one has yet tried putting it in a flesh pocket, because there's the Cave Johnson approach to science, and then there's the Too Dumb To Live approach to science.
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(Also, it's about a foot square, so you'd have to be a big-ass sophont, or at least a sophont with a big ass.)
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i suspect it's wandered to an art museum by now
Patreon joined the server. 10/30/2018 8:56 PM
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Well, Too Dumb To Live is no longer the obstacle to continued good health and reproductive success that it once was.
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Well, it’s not nearly finished yet, but such that the first questions to be tackled can be read, it’s up already. Which is to say: feel free to go FAQ yourselves.
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(Still under slow construction; expect gaps.) The Author So, who are you anyway? I’m a 44-year-old (as of the time of writing) married man, formerly English, currently living in Wichita, KS. …
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Make it a page on gitlab?
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MarcusAurelius 11/01/2018 1:36 AM
Ave, Χαιρε, 歡迎, bienvenue, bienvenidos, benvenuto, Добро пожаловать,wilkommen, and of course, welcome
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ooooh, I've been waiting for that one
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@Overmind have you seen GotG2 yet?
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Yep. As of now, I'm up to date on everything except Ant-Man and the Wasp .
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Morgrim Moon 11/01/2018 10:36 AM
it's interesting reading these when I've not seen most of them
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Ah, so you understand what I meant regarding Thanos being a good villian for this market.
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hasn't seen any ant man
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Said before, want cultural crossover with sailor moon
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I think Eldrae would conclude that the Precursors did a lot of hominid experimentation in this fictional version of the galaxy.
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With a fair number of “control group” planets, like Xandar. (edited)
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Also, today, I clarify exactly what the fields of fire of those tank guns actually are , given the peck of confusion that seems to exist on the topic: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/11/01/heavy-cavalry-fields-of-fire/
It seems there is a peck of confusion out there concerning exactly how the “base platform” weapons on Imperial heavy cavalry units actually function, and even are mounted (including at …
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Hello!
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Alone from thermal superconductors and ray shielding, what else hampers the effectiveness of laser weapons, why not just bolt on larger laser mounts? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2018 5:01 AM
Disapation at range
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Power per emission surface.
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Fundamentally, your phased array needs to survive the output wattage. Especially a limit with vacuum frequencies.
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But the Eldrae use plasmonannonic laser emitters. As emitters/absorbers go, these are just about as powerful as it gets.
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Your entire emission and focusing system is carefully controlled plasma.
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[laser limitations] Limits on collimation, basically. Beam divergence turns out to be a nontrivial problem to solve in a package that's both able to survive weapons-grade lasers, and small enough to be a useful military starship fitting. (edited)
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Your entire starship's surface is one big mean emitter mount based on magnetic fields and plasma.
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That's about the sturdiest battery mount one can choose. (edited)
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And the hardest to counterbattery.
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In other news, I am adding "I'm an expert in how X is done on 21st century Earth, and X doesn't work that way." to the FAQ. Hope it's not too obviously... irritable.
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Whoops.
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One question, how did the Eldrae survive a technological singularity? (edited)
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Very well, thank you.
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Is it a plasma laser or an plasmonic laser? Because they don't have too much in common.
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@Unknown Is it really a fair comparison? Eldrae tech in regards with kinetics is also not adhering to the limits of electrochemical bonds. Or the limits of conductors. Actually, how do the flash accumulators work? If its either EM or nuclear based you could probably use it to store soft or hard x-rays in their states. So that you can use the transistion from the metastable states into ground states for stimulated emission. Ready to be released in a single pulse capable of blasting almost anything apart. At those energies a projectile or a laser pulse will be indistinguishable from another, unless the spot size is on the order of dozes of meters in diameter. (edited)
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Imagine big fat circular superconducting bus-bar loops associated with each individual coil along the barrel.
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So assuming 5% of the ships mass, in case of the dreadnaught, is flash accumulators, we have to deal with 80 GJ/kg. The current at the surface must be extremely high. I guess muon based matter keeps them together?
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Seems a mite excessive. (And if we're going to get into this, I'd just like to take a moment to remind all that the numbers in the post given for mass driver capabilities were a back-envelope ass-pull based on what you could maybe theoretically do if you bypassed all the safeties and redlined the hardware, and are in no way intended to represent actual operational use.)
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Sure, but by that it means you still have theoretical performance magnitudes over the limits of conventional matter. But yeah.. it really is mite excessive.
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I mean, you don't need 40+ kilotons of kinetic energy per shot.
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In retrospect, Mass Effect grabbed these numbers about as much out of the air as any other franchise.
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Doing practical calculations, any shipboard weapon above 500 tons is overkill and extremely infrastructure-demanding to boot.
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(and even that is overtargeting.) There's just damn few targets actually tough enough to justify this kind of firepower.
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And for that, you have nukes.
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Absolutely, at that point what you are doing is simply making the surface nuclear bomb that is your projectile ever bigger.
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Some kind of long rod design, or even swarms of them, capable of piercing almost any ships seems like a good choice in kinetic weaponry. (edited)
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((For a start, the slug's about an order of magnitude too large each way. The bore's intended to let you use it as a multipurpose launcher, not to fire giant freakin' rocks. In regular operations, you're going to get about 2.4 Mt per shot. Which, yes, is overkill. It's a dreadnought . The RFP basically said "give us ridiculous freakin' overkill such that opposing admirals will need a new set of uniform pants". With a side-note from the Worldburner that she'd like to be able to one-shot cities with this thing.)) (edited)
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Well, 2.4 Mt with what firerate?
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Sustainably?
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Or peak?
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Sustainably, but peak would also be interesting.
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Nothing precise, really. Just some ballpark ranges.
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:18 AM
Is oneshotting Litash not enough for her? XD
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[the Worldburner] @Morgrim Moon In IN politics, she's a member of the "If it's in space, we should be able to kill it" faction. Someone once pointed out to her that basically everything is in space. She's still waiting for them to make their point. (edited)
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when all you have is a sledgehammer
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[SDfire rate] Sustainably, every six seconds or so. (With all eight reactors running, drinking D-3He mix like crazy.) Peak can improve on that a bit, but only for a few shots, 'cause there's not very much slack in the accumulators when you're already pushing the envelope; it's good to shave a couple of seconds off a double- or triple-tap, but not any more than that. (edited)
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(Sustainably, in this sense, doesn't mean "thermally neutral"; continuous fire will fill up the heat sinks. But how much continuous fire does one expect to need at 2.4 Mt a shot?)
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Alright, I've almost feared machine gun levels here, is that kind of yield really necessary? Are there some kind of shields that would make lower yields less efficient?
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I mean, depends.
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There's really a couple of points here. Point a.) IIRC AV:T introduced a rule of like, 10% thrust power are weapons power. Anyway.
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I'd say the bigger point here is, generating a kinetic killshot that actually connects is hard.
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You want the heaviest, fastest round viable so the kinetic barriers have the least chance of slapping it aside.
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That and the PD laser grid.
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And you want enough energy so that IF you connect a kinetic round, which takes some work, it is garuanteed to kill the target.
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And huh, here's another role of AKVs - forward laser relays to re-guide a kinetic round.
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An amount of a modern kinetic kill slug may be ablative re-mass for back-on-target ablative steering.-
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But technically , it's not necessary: there's nothing flying that needs a DN-shot to kill it, although occasionally it's convenient to have one.
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No, I mean using a smaller round at the same velocity.
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At those scales making the projectile a ton or a kilogram isn't much of a difference. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:32 AM
when it comes to deflecting it, it'd make a big difference
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Deflection?
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:33 AM
you don't stop a kinetic projectile, you make it go somewhere that isn't where you are
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Kinetic barriers fling incoming rounds aside with force vectors.
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On the other hand, psychologically, it's a hell of a statement that might as well come with ne coniuge nostris engraved on each round, and also encourages certain people to spend themselves into bankruptcy trying to keep up. On the gripping hand, the day some perversion does figure out a way to tank smaller shots...
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Heavier rounds make for better KB penetrators under that consideration.
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:33 AM
but momentum = mass x velocity; a heavier weight is that much harder to bat aside as a near miss
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Ah, vector control thingy.
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Without vector control your best guess is using magnetic fields. They can work passively.
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Yep, what @Unknown said, plus a bit: armor is essentially useless against this sort of thing, so your primary defense are first, the PD laser grid, which aims to shove the projectile off course by using its own mass as reaction mass, and second, the kinetic barriers, which slap aside whatever makes it through the PD grid.
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As magnetic forces don't do any work. But cause deflection perpendicular to their velocity.
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:37 AM
yes, but that also applies a torque, and in space that seems a bad idea
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In fairness, so do the kinetic barriers; momentum is conserved, which is why you don't want to try just decelerating the incoming k-slugs.
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It seems that the kinetic barriers simply apply a force on the incomming projectile instead of chaging its geodesic.
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And even so, a good incoming will probably sent Alt n' Props for a good cursing...
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Through what and how is then left to the imagination of what you believe ontotechnology is supposed to be in that moment of time.
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Morgrim Moon 11/03/2018 11:42 AM
"If we can't predict where we'll be after this volley, neither can the blighters firing on us"?
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You could think of it as a mass of tiny wormholes through which otherwise non-local things can collide with each other and exchange momentum. (It isn't, but that's a reasonable working analogy.)
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So you just conserve momentum globally and call it a day then.
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Albeit, you don't even have to in such a scenario. Space translational symmetry is a bit iffy in general relativity.
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(Where it's going to get really messy is in the write-up of the Legends-class fleet carrier, which makes use of this type of vector control in tension, as well as in compression, in which case you get the "so, the not-really-tiny-wormholes now have not-really-tiny-springs extending through them...." version.)
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Yeah. That's why you can't use this particular kind to build a reactionless drive; the best it can do is a pseudo-reactionless drive that depends on pushing against All The Stuff It Can Reach.
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(Which is both impolite and hopelessly inefficient compared to a proper reaction drive, so is basically never seen outside test articles.)
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I mean, we shouldn't treat reactionless drives this way anyways at those scales.
11:49
Momentum and energy aren't conserved globally, unless you like taking some shots and calculating a pseudo-tensor for the gravitational field in the entire universe.
11:51
Add some curved spacetime and the run of the mill QFT to get semiclassical gravity, plus some sprinkle of SUSY and you can even have variable masses.
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That sort of tech is where reactionless drives are likely to come from, once they're invented in-'verse.
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Yeah, I mean, the same thing also allows for matter antimatter conversion with ease and the equivilant of a zero point vacuum battery.
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Tasty.
11:58
Bijaton conversion warheads, here we come!
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The physics are falso tasty.
11:59
Essentially an false vacuum seperated from the surrounding vacuum by a domain wall.
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false vacuum gets relativistic running shoes (edited)
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No, not that kind.
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Yeah, you can expect about 1.5e24 joules being storable in an ~30 g heavy NTS.
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Very nice.
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Theres also another version, in which the VEVs are in so-called curved directions.
12:04
The "hidden mass/energy" can be as high as forty solar masses. Black hole bombs here we come.
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physics go over Sevoris head sounds very nice however!
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Yeah, this capability of hidding makes them interesting for the two previously mentioned things: Variable inertial and gravitational mass. Curbstomp batteries.
12:07
But sadly you can't create one just that easily, you need to charge it up literally.
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Either with electric charge, or baryon numbers.
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I mean, the "need to charge up your power storage" thing is fixable... the Empire has a bigass Dyson sphere running around if nothing else.
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Not with electricity.
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With an antimatter store of "You want a moon mass of anti-deuterium? We can do that."
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You can run matter through it, it increases its baryon number and you get the waste afterwards.
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if you can call antimatter an waste product (edited)
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Okay wait, so how does this work?
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It converts baryons into antibaryons at its surface.
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So a chirality conjugator.
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Wait, isn't that just a NOW?
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No, not really. A NOW simply flips CPT.
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Charge, chirality and time.
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And because time can't be violated... the rest flips.
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The NTS just converts the postive quarks making a baryon into an antibaryon consisting out of three antiquarks.
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And what does NTS stand for?
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Non-topological soliton.
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So a standing wave of abnormal space-time made of... what precisely?
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No, its a field configuration.
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It exists in the framework of QFT.
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Also, maybe we are spamming this server/channel.
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No, by all means, carry on.
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Is interesting. Although if you feel spammy, there's always #technicalities .
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If nessecary, we can always divert to #technicalities but the fact of the matter is, whatever it is you are discussing, the details go over mine (and probably other people's) head.
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I gathered we are engineering an exotic bit of space-time, and that is where my brain about stopped following you because I lack context.
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Well, my plans are studying the formalism of QFT at some point so I can develope a better mathematical intuition for the topic.
12:15
You know, as you do.
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Quantum Field Theory?
12:17
(and yeah, my best understanding is definitely more in areas of biology, biochemistry, and information sciences, and out of that transhumanism/transsophonism, so. Big interesting area for me.)
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So first, any non-topological soliton is stable due to having a noether charge. Noether charge is part of noether theorem.
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Okay, glazing over the noether theorem on wikipedia I can just about fold what that says.
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I really recommend checking out the video by PBS spacetime on it, it's the semi-technical kind. A noether charge exists when there is a global symmetry, so transforming the local symmetry within space-time doesn't break or change it in anyway.
12:21
Move the NTS around and it would still behave the same.
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Yeah.
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As a result its stable against transformations into particles.
12:23
The mass of the NTS depends on the charge Q (can be baryon charge as above), the sum of the free particles this relates to has a greater energy as the NTS itself. So it's energetically favorable.
12:25
In the interior of the NTS exists a vacuum with a higher vacuum expectation value than in the ambient vacuum.
12:26
This can be seen as the source of the hidden mass. By definition, the false vacuum should exist at any point of space. But the interior is cut off from the surrounding universe by a domain waill of finite area.
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Domain walls are topological defects (imagine a crack when some hot medium cools and crystallises). They are defects in space-time, and are an result of the vacuum phase transisitons which occured during inflation.
12:28
Maybe you are more familiar with cosmic strings and monopoles, they too are topological defects.
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Monopoles, yes. Thanks Orion's Arm.
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Yeah, the domain wall acts like the membrane of space-time, dividing parts of space into individual cells, if they exist at the cosmological scale.
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Interesting...
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The simplest analogy that comes to my mind is a solid sphere or an somewhat flexible membrane containing a high pressure gas witihn our atmosphere.
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I think maybe... okay this actually depends.
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But they seem like semi-permeable system bounds of some kind, from your description.
12:33
A kind of "crimp" in topology that cannot be easily crossed.
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So, you can inflate that to get a volume of metastable false vacuum that can be controllably and rapidly deflated for some exotic energy?
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No, it's just hidden in there. You can let it decay at some rate to release that energy though.
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So the NTS has a set diameter in our topology?
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No, but it gets smaller with increasing mass.
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Oh goody.
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But yeah, the key is it to break the degeneracy of the NTS, a scalar field can do that.
12:41
But my math is off, a 30 gram NTS then carries 8300 metric tons worth of energy.
12:42
Each proton/neutron passing through adds a baryon number charge of 2.
12:43
But 2.5e25 J/kg are easily doable with them.
12:44
If you are very rich you can sell your 8300 metric tons of newly acquired antimatter and keep your NTS to yourself for propulsion.
12:45
Or anything else really.
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...Wait, so where does the energy for the NTS come from when the matter passing through gets charge-conjugted only?
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From the interior of the NTS.
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Maybe you remember my rant about how energy-momentum isn't even conserved in general relativity?
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Oooouuuh.
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😁
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Your feeble dreams of the last straw holding you to an normal existance don't exist. Which means we have some serious metric possibilities here. (edited)
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Hm.. the math by tachyon doesn't quite add up with the formulas I have at hand. Anyways, passing 5e33 baryons through the NTS should give us a mass of 250.5 kg, a radius of 50 picometers and 8363 metric tons of stored away energy for a NTS in "curved directions".
13:57
Considerably worse, but having something 100,000-50,000 times more potent than pion rockets in terms of momentum per kilogram is still quite something.
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That sounds like quite a lot.
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Hm.. so the limits seem to be a NTS with a mass of 5e23 kg, or roughly 6 earth moons.
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Then you can let it decay and you have a 100m black hole massing about 20 jupiters.
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Wait, how much does the NTS itself mass then?
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Does it have the mass and inertia of all the mass-energy stored inside of it?
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About 33,000 times less.
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Still decently useful I guess.
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decently usefull he says. 😅
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But yeah, would make for interesting warheads.
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Ah.. 🙁
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Or capacitators.
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The minimum NTS mass is 100 teratons to be capable of producing a black hole when degeneracy is broken.
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Really, the potential for storing mass-energy without dealing with its full impact in our topology is worth gold all by itself.
14:17
One big problem of a black hole capacitator is lugging around all of that mass...
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Heavier on the inside.
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...I want to make some kind of joke with that, and I am failing. (edited)
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Then we'll have to stay with NTS decay bombs.
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? what's the problem with NTS capacitators for ship applications?
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Who said something on that?
14:18
Capacitors seem like a bit odd in terms of usage.
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You'd have to convert all the products into useable energy. But for propulsion this is amazing.
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The isp, in terms of momentum, is one trillion seconds.
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rocket engineer orgasm sound
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How come Isp is in seconds anyway?
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Momemtum in newton seconds / exhaust velocity divided by earth gravity.
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Ah, just one of those odd things where the units come out interestingly.
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Well, you could accelerate at one gee for decades if your mass to fuel ratio (I've thought I'd never see it in that order) is greater than 100-1. (edited)
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Now that is what I call a torch drive!
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And good thing with curved ones is that their 33,000 kg energy per kilogram is constant.
14:27
So you don't have to pass about 5e33 baryons through.
14:30
Also, you could in theory simply refuel anywhere. Just pass matter through the NTS.
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That alone gets the idea a love letter from the admirality.
14:30
Also... uh, can you pass the antimatter back through?
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Ah, the warship that eats its enemies. Adorable.
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Because, well. Lots of antimatter to get red off.
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*rid (edited)
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Well you can, but no one in their right mind would do it.
14:32
The antimatter has a destruction vector in terms of lie algebra. Or in other words, you reduce the charge of the NTS again.
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And when it reaches zero it goes out of existance.
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Ah, okay.
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...It's a weird world when the antimatter is things you don't want.
14:33
The "warp drive makes matter-antimatter pairs" stuff I'm almost about ready to turn around to powering the drive again, but in this case it's really quite inconvinient.
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As said, only so much you can pass through. And that antimatter can be used for your normal military.
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After all, you're making a NTS in the first place to replace the antimatter.
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Though... well, it is convinient for lighthuggers.
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Though @Overmind Non-orientable wormholes are a thing here right?
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Yep.
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Well, my suggestion usually is for the apt settings: Sublight dreadnaughts and like use antimatter. Metric ships use NTS.
14:34
Those are already really expensive, and some extra range is really neat.
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Hmm. True.
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Also, NTS would be equivilant to early antimatter.
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Really damn good, but kinda expensive.
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Ah, yeah true.
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Compared to using say fusion.
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The energy for engineering the initial defect, plus infrastructure, makes it tricky.
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Actually, that's quite the consistency.
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On the other hand... well, a well-managed NTS can pay off its energy investment and more.
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Antimatter can be used to produce fusion burns if rare. And NTS can produce antimatter if rare.
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Hmmm.
14:37
If nothing else, you have options.
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And options are always good.
14:38
I'm also filing away NTS for Apeiron Terminus now.
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Things are getting wild-
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What does NTS stand for again?
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They feel a bit too advanced for mainline culture, but it's one of these "hey, we found this interesting containment unit in a singularity explosion remnant"
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Non-topological soliton.
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"Awesome, the fifth today!"
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Like, how many singularity explosion remnants do you walk across?
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Also, the soliton wars?
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Not that commonly, but... they exist with something of a depressing regulatiry?
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Lots of uploads or AIs with notions of going really high and then... well, things happen.
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Nobody knows what exactly.
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Monopoles, cosmic strings etc. and NTS are all solitons. If they lay around those remants there will be some tension between lower cultures to get them.
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Oh yeah.
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Also, attempts to salvage them from enemy vehicles if they are destroyed.
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(okay, and besides the singularity remnants there's also the local archeotech you can dig out to core- and trailward in Apeiron Terminus.)
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AT after all also has an alien wormhole bridge that was just so discovered in 2298.
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Yeah. But that gets a bit too AT specific.
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Yep.
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/379850960140500993/508375424833683456/71392383_-_s_8.jpg this one is of the same breed as Kalantha landing half or some Interface vehicle.
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If not very cargo-capable
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More like a pinnacle, just personnel lift capacity
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Now I can't find last part of Darkness Within, ended up at 26, but I am sure that there was a commendation for ensign
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27 is still being worked on. Had some trouble recapturing the right frame of mind.
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Should be this month, though, ‘cause I need it for Vol. 3.
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Ah. Sorry then. I was sure I was a post with report of rescue or commendation for that...
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Vol 3!
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Nice
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I approve of Volume 3!
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(Xveers' wallet was not contacted for an opinion and does not endorse this endorsement)
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Bwah. The Tales Of The Associated Worlds series is by far cheaper in both kindle and paperback than many other SF series.
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And considering the volume of stories you get, it's a price worth paying.
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2018 4:16 AM
Query, for the aussies (assuming there are more than me), does it come in non-amazon form?
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I'm Australian, too.
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Enderminion 11/04/2018 9:20 AM
No, you must go to South America to get it
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2018 9:21 AM
badumtish
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...is there a problem with amazon.au I'm not aware of?
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2018 9:24 AM
I dunno if authors have to explicitly opt in for stuff to show up, but the non-physical catalogue is still a pale reflection of the international one and I can't buy on the US site with an aussie credit card. Also I don't have a Kindle, which is the only version showing up.
09:25
additionally I hate Amazon, but that's on me while your product not showing up is on Amazon
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Huh. I'll look into that, 'cause as far as I knew, they should be showing up.
09:26
Otherwise, I'll look into any alternative ways to make it available.
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2018 9:26 AM
It's entirely likely that because of the stoush with the aussie government Amazon won't allow the paperback to be sold to aussie addresses (I've no idea why a company thinks "Fine! Then we won't sell to you!" is an effective strategy to get special tax breaks?)
09:29
I presume the idea was 'make consumers throw a fit and they'll pester their elected officials into giving us what we want', but Amazon drastically overestimated local demand of their products and also how spiteful aussies are when it comes to shipping costs.
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I think part of it may also, from a business point of view, just what an almighty pain in the buttock sales taxes are to deal with.
09:34
(At least for big companies, anyway. As a suitably small business, my general response to being told to collect tax for assorted foreign governments has generally be along the lines of "Oh, bite me. What are you going to do, send lawyers all the way here to sue me for your $1.47?")
09:36
Although at least the .au GST is one rate everywhere, as I understand it, not the .us nightmare where every state, county, city, and neighborhood can make up its own special combo pack.
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2018 9:39 AM
Yeah. 10% across the board, all goods and services, with a narrow band of 'essentials' excluded. (Like fresh food)
09:40
(also the price you put on the product is the price the consumer pays, none of that 'adding tax at the registrar' bull the USA seems fond of)
09:41
We used to have lots of different categories with different taxes, but that got swapped to the flat one about... ack, I was a kid, so maybe 20 yrs ago?
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(Yeah, that's fairly nuts. On the other hand, if you don't want to go back to pricing at the individual store level... well, we've got something over 10,000 sales tax jurisdictions in the US, all with different rates. That's a lot of different prices to print. Among the reasons people selling nationally here fight on-line sales tax proposals so hard is that you pretty much need special software and a database subscription to have a prayer of billing correctly.)
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I got kindle ebook and read that on my tablet...
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It is also readable on pc...
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I was a bit annoyed that my publisher took five months to put the Kindle version of my first novel up.
10:53
Especially when the ebook market for adult books of that length is better than the print market (edited)
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Haven't you heard? The publishers say ebooks don't sell. You should always trust the people getting disrupted by new tech when they tell you the new tech is bad.
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snort I basically only buy E-books these days.
09:31
Of course, there is the argument I actually, completely own my paperbacks. No way for amazon to revoke my liscences on them.
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Well, you can just extract the text.
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But given I don't like to read translation anymore, e-books are far more convinient to access - and most importantly, as a student, e-books allow me to get much more reading material for the same amount of money as paperbacks.
09:32
Sometimes it's a 100% difference between E-book and paperback, or even more.
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Probably not legally (curse you, moronic copyright law!) but still.
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Like, you can have 4 versus 10.99 eurobuck differences and more at times. Quite noticable.
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Morgrim Moon 11/05/2018 9:33 AM
and then add in shipping
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The trouble (for, I don't know, someone) is that you can't simultaneously make the text available to the user one way (onscreen) and not another (copying it).
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Well actually I can.
09:35
I can access my owned amazon e-books from any device where i can enter a viable ID, via app or web service (or a linked kindle.)
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No, I mean, Amazon can't lock them to only be readable but not copyable by users. Very practically.
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Functionally? No, not with the web access services.
09:39
You could definitely get into the web client. If nothing else, I could just use some scripting, screenshoting and image recognition to copy over texts that way, but that may not even be required.
09:39
Plus, a lot of the e-books these days come without DMR as standard, so the only obstacle is any encryption or access security amazon may put in.
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The thing with that is that you can't encrypt them such that you can only view them on a Kindle and not copy them or whatever.
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Well no. But a kindle's a blackboxed end-user device.
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Slightly relatedly, Kindles are really insecure (with everything running as root) and can be jailbroken for full root access. There are some cool slightly useful unofficial kindle applications around.
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Best "attack" avenue is IMO still the web client.
09:40
Though good to know.
09:41
Also, unsuprised that kindle's have shit security.
09:41
Amazon product after all...
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Morgrim Moon 11/05/2018 9:41 AM
Also anything that can delete your copy of 1984 with no warning is not to be trusted
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It was probably a bit of an afterthought, really, since they don't run too much untrusted stuff.
09:41
... except the web browser, which also runs as root, um...
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Well, yeah.
09:41
Plus, the entire "send yourself PDF" thing.
09:41
I'd hazzard you can run an executive injection attack that way too. (edited)
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I made a cool newsreader for my Kindle, actually, using the magic of RSS.
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Morgrim Moon 11/05/2018 9:42 AM
poisoned pdfs are already a thing, I don't see why not
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Precisely.
09:42
And the entire root thing makes it extra-easy, besides the total lack of a virus scanner or something.
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I think the jailbreak works by just using their ridiculously insecure update feature, actually.
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you basically present the kindle with a "totally legit update" ?
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Something like that. I forget exactly how.
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Okay, one of the jailbreaks (for firmware 5.6.5) is actually triggerable from just viewing an HTML page. This is worrying.
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reminds me of a quote.
11:59
"The S in IoT stands for Security."
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Ave, Χαιρε, 歡迎, bienvenue, bienvenidos, benvenuto, Добро пожаловать,wilkommen, and of course, welcome
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Morgrim Moon 11/07/2018 6:37 AM
How to Eldrae feel about 'aesthetic aging'? When you make something out a metal you know will tarnish, because you want it to develop an interesting patina, or layer a contrasting colour on a patterned surface you know will be exposed to wear so use highlights the design. Does it count as 'yes, the goal of this is beauty and good and we are willing to be patient about getting to the end result'? Or starting to tread a little too close to rationalising entropy, and that's why they'll stick to everything staying new and shiny looking?
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and how many eldrae would disagree with the majority view? (edited)
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Either way I think it is safe to say they wouldn't go for the "distressed" jeans covered in fake mud.
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Enderminion 11/07/2018 8:57 AM
Stupid fad
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In re today's snippet: There isn't a prize for the best explanation of why someone on Earth today is obviously a tool of the Stratarchy of Warrior Philosophy, but there probably should be.
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@Morgrim Moon I'm going to answer that one on the blog, it being an interesting question and all.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/09/2018 4:02 PM
Re entropy: how would the Eldrae feel about the Pirates of the Carribbean ride at Disney? Lots of deliberate entropy simulation there.
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and would that question be different from roller coasters in general?
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I imagine for a race as sturdy as the Eldrae, any human-grade coaster is probably too tame
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imagines a human trying to ride an Eldraic coaster and suffering redouts from the gee forces.
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Enderminion 11/09/2018 4:34 PM
redouts are negative gee's
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you can rig up coasters to do that, steep dives at high speed can do it
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or the inside-out loop
16:36
someone's probably set up a mobius strip coaster that gives you a bunch of down gee then flips over and runs it in up gee
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Enderminion 11/09/2018 4:37 PM
Most coaster designs avoid down gee because it only takes a couple for a redout to happen
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because humans are frail and squishy
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similar principle to food that you need toxin filters to eat safely
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The Euthanasia Coaster is an art concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate at the Royal College of Art in London. Urbonas, who has worked at an amusement park,...
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that thing creeped me the hell out when I encountered it before
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of course it is billed as "art"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/09/2018 5:58 PM
scare quotes fully deserved.
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Turning the concept "Art" into a laughing stock is one of the Great Crimes inflicted on the world.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/09/2018 7:00 PM
Marcel Duchamp and the dada-ists have a lot to answer for (edited)
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Urinals and Self-shreding?
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Typo of the day: "planetary magentic field". #colorful
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2018 8:58 AM
achievable. Not sure offhand what sort of gas mix would tend towards that
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Mn, I think?
09:00
but that's hard to get in atmo
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Certainly of any planet you might want to stand on for long enough to note the color of the sky. (edited)
09:02
Although in solution is easier, so you can have the HHGTTG-esque planet where "the sea was exactly the wrong shade of pink".
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2018 9:03 AM
there are pink shades in earth auroras, rarely, and also pink 'neon' lights. So there HAS to be a gas mix that does it
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I was writing a bit in this story where the POV character describes magnetoreception. Not sure how to portray it
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2018 9:25 AM
birds seem to have some sort of visual sense of it, like polarisation. When humans implant magnets it's more tactile, like whiskers might be. So I think it could bounce off any sense you please. (not sure how sound would work though)
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I don't have any subdermal implants, but when I'm trying to orient myself I feel a bit of a tug towards north from my crown.
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Though most studies into mammal magnetoreception (including humans) think it's a cytochrome in the retina.
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What kind of situation is required for the Empire to get into a proper case of doorkicking meatgrinder urban warfare as we understand it? (as opposed to just sending in the swarm of H/K-bots or leveling the block)
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I thought the response to doorkicking urban combat is to send more HK bots with boots.
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second thought on picturing the response to having a block leveled on top of you: is there a more-or-less universally understood, simple and low tech surrender / tempoary truce signal like our white flag?
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[situations that might lead the IL to doorkicking urban combat] Situation: that there's something down there that they want that's worth going to the trouble. Vital data stored offline, a prisoner that has to be taken at least mostly intact, some unique irreplaceable widget, un-backed-up hostages, that sort of thing. (edited)
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(Note that to qualify under the "prisoner that has to be taken mostly intact" clause that generally means "knows something worth brainripping, not available elsewhere, and that justifies the trouble". If it's just Space Osama hiding among cooperative human shields, he's still getting a nucleonic enema just to remind everyone that That Shit Does Not Work On The Imperial Military Service.)
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Second disclaimer: your meatgrinder may vary. The Legions generally go in loaded for pissed-off hippo and with the Sergeant Schlock book of tactical discretion firmly in hand. (This particular shock and awesome is even intended to save lives, on the grounds that the quicker the civilians learn to run away, the fewer of them that get caught in the middle of a firefight.)
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Surrender-wise: you want to wave a crimson flag. Crimson's the generally acknowledged color of interstellar diplomacy, so that's what you wave to indicate you want to parley.
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From Storm-General Galen Claves-ith-Lelad, Warmain of the Dawn, Strategos of the 33rd Imperial Legion, the Fists of Lightning, to Ironlord Qorran Cieng, commanding the Third Army of Ochale, greetin…
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... which is to say, they will always invite you to withdraw peacefully and contest the matter elsewhere as an alternative before resorting to urban warfare. As a courtesy to prevent, as they say, any unnecessary effusion of blood.
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RE: Heavy Tank secondary guns, I had the impression that the medium slug guns and check mounted quads were on top of the tank and on the sides of the turret respectively, given that is is mostly a ground vehicle
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So I am writing a setting set in the 2160s involving mars and ceres locked in a resource war ignited by mars suffering from an economical collapse, the humans are basically EVE-like capsuleer heavily augumented encased brains that, thanks to augumentations, can think at the same rate as a computer. I want to explain why humanity has not undergone a vingian technological singularity. And how I should implement AI into my setting without causing one. (edited)
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I established that “intelligence” is not synonymous with processing power. Programming an intelligence that is “smarter” than a human will likely take much longer than emulating a human brain (edited)
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if the human brain is emulated, what stops them incorporating the same speed up tricks that the AI is using?
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the singularity does happen, but humans modify themselves to keep up
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You might encounter people talking about milliseconds of time as being a useful unit and of hours being rather a long time
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I honestly believe a human brain running on adrenaline time 24/7 would go insane from boredom
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Not if you surgically excise your ability to get bored.
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Active mood modulation was banned after the onset of the Raviner attacks, and eventual Raviner war, and the birth (and thankfully, eventual neutralization) of the Happy Divisions at the same time. (edited)
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@Zarpaulek This is likely to be less true if your friends and enemies are all going that speed too
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@o11o1 Assuming they’re all on the same server and light-speed lag isn’t a factor
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2018 8:35 AM
current society manages to cope with time zone lag okay, I suspect that would be a similar situation for digisapiences dealing with light lag
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I’m pretty sure we’re not a representative sample of the general population. Most people seem to need regular dopamine highs from face-to-face socialization
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a lot of us, as much as we're internet people, do still meet people at work and/or school most days
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Assuming there are jobs in the first place..
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Jobs, pfft.
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Also @Zarpaulek we are all most probably not normies, if that's what you mean.
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If emotions can be self induced via augumentations, stuff made via 3D printing and matter made via transmutation, two questions come up: 1: what drives the Eldrae to go places and do stuff and prevent the fall into decadence and decay of civilisation? 2: why is there any need to protect stuff? (edited)
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Well, while the cost of making stuff is small, it's not zero.
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Also sentimental value, the moral imperitive of MINE.
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And the fact that the really nice stuff is still expensive (due to involved design work, uniqueness, etc)
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I don't think they really have transmutation down to the point where it's more feasible for mining in 99.99999% of cases.
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All functional values systems *have to disavow lotus-eater machines, or else their proponents get stuck in them, is how I understand the first. (edited)
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Curiosity is a big deal, I think?
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As is the moral imperative to spread thier value-system.
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Since the Eldrae are emphatically not moral realtivisits.
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And the barbarians do need to be civilised.
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 3:16 AM
When your civilisation is built around "the universe is broken, we need to learn enough to fix entropy" that is a big incentive to keep doing things. Including going after the people who break your stuff and make more entropy.
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Decadence is the bane of progress.
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... I wouldn't say so. Contentment is the bane of progress.
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We should be using any tech that allows decadence to help achieve goals.
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Decadance is a goal.
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(Insert big nooo here)
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It's maybe not a good goal.
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But deny that it is the terminal value of many at your own folly.
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Like, sitting-in-a-box-feeling-eternally-euphoric decadence. (edited)
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I mean, to some extent; people are pretty innately opposed to meaningless happiness (I think this is due to evolutionary pressure to stop people achieving enlightenment, but am not sure), but there are lots of people who wouldn't say no if the euphoria was due to really-good-drugs+nice conditions+cute people of favoured gender?
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(Though in that sense, I do think most people agree with you that self-modifying to feel eternal bliss and then lying in a corner is a Bad Idea, so you're not really making a controversial statment)
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That evolutionary pressure is because natural selection tends to favor organisms that do something (edited)
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Also, there is the technological pressure of people-off-the-jack not being vurnerable to being brainholed or outright deleted by one bad accident or another.
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Or just some guys deciding they'd rather not have a bunch of chair jockeys occupying the system near them. (edited)
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It's a bit like that one argument in Starship Troopers where Rico is writing an essay about why the Terran Federation can't stop expanding
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WHy cant it stop eating up all the systems nearby?
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And blasting any race they come across to kingdom come?
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I mean, the "can't stop expanding" has a "hullu, here comes your geometric cap coming to collapse yourself" attached to it.
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Maybe emotional augumentation will be banned
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Yeah, good luck with that.
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On this, I refer you to psychology: specifically, to estxíjir and valxíjir . Or, to put it another way: imagine that you need awesomeness. Imagine that you crave it like humans crave water, food, and sex. That your brain contains a merciless cattle-prod that won't let you stop until you literally can't find anything better to be or do, and you're the product of a culture that enshrines this as virtues like excellence, ambition, and pride.
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There's no awesomeness in being a wire-point addict, and there's even less in modifying yourself into someone who could be satisfied with being a wire-point addict.
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What! This is... Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather Locklear...
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There are thousands of reasons why emotional augmentation might be a bad idea (i.e increased risk taking, such as trying to overthrow the government and taking over the entire solar system, creation of cannibalistic beserker zombies running around devouring any human they come across, super soldiers that can't feel emotion or risk.) the list goes on! (edited)
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Yeah, but it's far too easy to sweep under the rug!
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Any full-connect DNI can run emotional regulation wetsoft!
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This is like trying to ban cocaine when everybody civilized has a cocaine synthesizer installed in their home.
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(That said, lots of people on the outside would say the Empire is tremendously devoted to its decadent pleasures. To which the Empire point out that, firstly, they've earned their decadent pleasures, thankyousoverymuch, and secondly, the only sort of people who talk like that are one kind of scarcity-cult or another trying to Stockholm suffering into a virtue.)
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:18 AM
Can it? We seem pretty pitiful at deliberately influencing emotions by scientific methods, so far.
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Hence the ravener wars of the inner system in the early 2050s and the pleasurable killings army taking advantage of the crisis in my setting. (edited)
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Have you perchance read The Golden Age ?
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pleasure army?
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No, might give it a read.
10:23
an army that took pleasure in killing people
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:24 AM
Didn't wireheading in rats fail when the rats were provided with an externally stimulating environment?
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its existence solely dedicated to killing millions
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There is a quote that I find rather apposite to these particular problems: “Son, once you go in there, the full powers and total command structures of the Rhadamanth Sophotech will be at your command. You will be invested with godlike powers; but you will still have the passions and distempers of a merely human spirit. There are two temptations which will threaten you. First, you will be tempted to remove your human weaknesses by abrupt mental surgery. The Invariants do this, and to a lesser degree, so do the White Manorials, abandoning humanity to escape from pain. Second, you will be tempted to indulge your human weakness. The Cacophiles do this, and, to a lesser degree, so do the Black Manorials. Our society will gladly feed every sin and vice and impulse you might have; and then stand by helplessly and watch as you destroy yourself; because the first law of the Golden Oecumene is that no peaceful activity is forbidden. Free men may freely harm themselves, provided only that it is only themselves that they harm.”
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and its two follow-ups: Then Phaethon said, “It’s a paradox, Father. I cannot be, at the same time and in the same sense, a child and an adult. And, if I am an adult, I cannot be, at the same time, free to make my own successes, but not free to make my own mistakes.” Helion looked sardonic. “‘Mistake’ is such a simple word. An adult who suffers a moment of foolishness or anger, one rash moment, has time enough to delete or destroy his own free will, memory, or judgment. No one is allowed to force a cure on him. No one can restore his sanity against his will. And so we all stand quietly by, with folded hands and cold eyes, and meekly watch good men annihilate themselves. It is somewhat … quaint … to call such a horrifying disaster a ‘mistake.’” and “Phaethon, I will let you pass through those doors, and, once through, you will have at your command all the powers and perquisites I myself possess. The point of my story is simple. The paradox of liberty of which you spoke before applies to our entire society. We cannot be free without being free to harm ourselves. Advances in technology can remove physical dangers from our lives, but, when it does, the spiritual dangers increase. By spiritual danger I mean a danger to your integrity, your decency, your sense of life. Against those dangers I warn you; you can be invulnerable, if you choose, because no spiritual danger can conquer you without your own consent. But, once they have your consent, those dangers are allpowerful, because no outside force can come to your aid. Spiritual dangers are always faced alone. It is for this reason that the Silver-Gray School was formed; it is for this reason that we practice the exercise of self-discipline. Once you pass those doors, my son, you will be one of us, and there will be nothing to restrain you from corruption and self-destruction except yourself.
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This seems poorly thought out.
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I seem to recall they had an out though
10:28
the "werewolf contract" if I recall correctly
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also, Gollark: the above seems like a society that decided it greatly valued peace and self-determination, and -then- discovered brain editing
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Whose parallel in the 'verse is that, sure, desire control -- and sophotechnology in general -- are horrifically dangerous technologies. You can mutilate your mind in any number of extraordinarily inadvisable ways, including turning yourself into a murderous p-zombie. After all, it's your mind.
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I just don't like the idea that society will become a bunch of people sitting in couches with screens in front of them and wired up to the temples with emotional augumentations. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:30 AM
and then everyone else will destroy you, because you're now attacking them
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But, well, it's your mind. It is not the problem of the universe in general to compensate for your lack of self-discipline or failure to read the warnings in the manual.
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no peaceable activity (edited)
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(It may be easier if you think of it as evolution in action.)
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:32 AM
kinda makes me wonder how disasterously some early depression treatments went
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that murderous bit means the gloves come off and you realize everyone else has horrific superpowers too
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Morg: you mean like electroshock and sedatives for weeks?
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I like my normal human emotions
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:32 AM
Those seem mild in comparison
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especially given that to an eldrae depression is going to hit much harder on the "this is wrongwrongwrong what can we offer you to maybe help" stakes
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@o11o1 I was talking in terms of capability, rather than use. There , in the Empire in particular, they have the Guardians of Our Harmony to deal with people rewriting themselves into pernicious irrationality.
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suicidal ideations in someone who has backups is just a person who likes jumping off skyscrapers on the weekend
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@Overmind that's the Empire of the Star's answer, my comment was in reference to the culture the above excerpts was originally from
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that's called BASE jumping
10:36
when people jump off buildings, with a chute
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if you bring the chute, yeah (edited)
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Although, if you really want to rewrite yourself into a wirehead - or, better yet, hit yourself up with something like nanobliss (have I mentioned that one on the blog?)
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:37 AM
@o11o1 Do you experience suicidal ideations? Because that's very much not how it works for me.
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Aha! If you just sit there templed up with nanobliss, you aren't a verb. (edited)
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Evidently not: it's a nanodrug that started out as an OMRD prototype for a motivation assassination weapon, discarded because it was too good .
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@Morgrim Moon nothing potent, no
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Too good a weapon in the sense it's effectively just a step shy of regular assasination?
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and society will decay because of you're peoples indifference
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Basically, it rewrites your brain such that every experience is tagged as maximally meaningful, significant, and satisfying.
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No need for any further stimulus after that.
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(not anybodys in particualar, mainly real life)
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Of course, blissheads don't last very long, since not eating is every bit as fulfilling to them as eating is.
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transfer them to a fishbowl brain, keep it as a desk toy
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reuse the morph
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Morgrim Moon 11/23/2018 10:40 AM
In my case, if I knew I had a backup and the action wouldn't do anything but cause a mess someone else has to clean up, I wouldn't jump off a building, that would be utterly pointless. The urge experienced isn't "I want to die", its "I want this all to go away"
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for me it's more a morbid curiosity as to the sensations involved
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Then what keeps mythic stars in business?
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if people can change their emotions to suit themselves? (edited)
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People not generally wanting to edit out "enjoyment of pleasurable narrative challenges"?
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What did the IN evolve from? what structure does it use for chain of command? (edited)
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IN traditions are about one-third wet navy, one-third air force, and one-third original to space.
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what are some ranks/positions that are original to space?
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Sky marshal? (edited)
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(With many thanks to Atomic Rocket and Raymond McVay of Blue Max Studios, whose Mission Control Model I drew upon heavily for inspiration while working out this alternate-style command structure.) …
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Now, chain-of-command-wise, while overall peacetime strategy is run by the Admiralty, or more specifically, Core Command, via the Field Fleet commands, in practice they do policy: command in terms of execution ends up in the hands of individual task force, group, and element commanders in the field, just like it did back in the Age of Sail, communication lags being what they are.
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Well, communication lags and the observation that centrally micromanaging every engagement from CORECOM is unlikely to lead to optimal outcomes.
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(Doylistically, the ability for every operation on the backside of the planet to be micromanaged from the White House situation room does not seem to have improved outcomes.)
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In time of war, the First Lord will appoint a Warmain (position, not rank - usually a suitably senior admiral) to conduct the war, who will set up a Theater Command closer to the front and run things from there. Such a Warmain gets to run all assets in the theater as they see fit, technically answering only to the First Lord.
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And the First Lord is the one who has to decide which assets get assigned to which fronts?
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It is at least theoretically possible that there might be a war big enough that the Board of Admiralty has to coordinate multiple Warmains in a single war, but at that point, it's basically Ragnarok.
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Well, CORECOM in general, but he's the guy who signs the orders, yeah.
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Usually, a Warmain gets control of already-engaged and untasked Field Fleet assets in theater, plus whatever CORECOM thinks will be necessary out of Capital Fleet. Subsequent to that... ask, and ye may receive, subject to the needs of the service.
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so if there are three medium sized wars with different polities, do you still have only the one warmain handling all three ?
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One Warmain per war. So if you've got three separate wars in different locations, you get a Warmain per each.
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alright, and then each warmain is focused on their end and can adapt to whatever that particiular OpFor is up to
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On the other hand, if you look at, say, WWII, they'd probably have assigned three: one each to the European, Asian, and African theaters. That technically there were multiple polities in Europe doesn't make it multiple wars; but the needs of strategic coordination mean you can't really treat it as one big war either. All of which is to say: it's not a hard and fast rule. CORECOM'll create whatever Warmains and associated Theater Commands it thinks'll do the best job of prosecuting the war(s).
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so a close parallel might be a Nadir warmain and a Spinward warmain
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Depends on the circumstances; those would usually be too general. An entire direction is a fuckton of space. During the Core War, for example, they got to three. A Warmain of the Spinward Domain (Adm. Daphnotarthius) to hold the Borderline - and whose theater was actually a very limited chunk of the spinward Worlds -; a Warmain of the Incursion (Gnd. Adm. Muetry) to deal with the main Vonnie force; and a Warmain of the Iltine Repression, to deal with those asshats and their little adventure.
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What do Imperial economics run on?
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Consent and value asymmetries.
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No, I meant what are its main exports?
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Awesomeness?
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Self-replicating guns and working replicas of pop sci-fi gadgets so far as I can tell
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Clue-bats
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Enderminion 11/25/2018 2:00 PM
Clue Hammer 40,000
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/25/2018 2:44 PM
Cornucopia machines
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Oh, that! Well, if you want the import-export summary: Exports: autofacs, capital goods, computronium, cornucopias, entertainment, expert systems, finance (capital), immortality, information, interstellar governance services, megaengineering, software, sophotechnologic templates, tachydidaxis, tailored memes, stargate construction, ultratech consumer goods, virtual realms Imports: crude organobiota, cultural databases, cultural products, exotic oddities (crafts and artifacts), genome maps, industrial raw materials, literature, luxuries, mind emulations (That's on the commodity level; smaller imports and exports both flow on by.)
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What's tachydidaxis exactly?
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Is there an economist on here who can help me with a setting I am writing?
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(Now, for those looking for a more general answer to the question "What retains value in a near-post-material-scarcity economy?", the answer is "the few remaining hard-to-manufacture exotics, services, intellectual property, artisanal and customized goods enabled by the former two, and novelty".)
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Enderminion 11/25/2018 3:11 PM
@Unknown FLChaos is an economist
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@gollark "fast education". In export terms, everything from online courses and mnemonetic downloads to AI teacher-companions.
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MarcusAurelius 11/25/2018 3:11 PM
I took a semester of macroeconomics in high school, does that count? 😂
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I facepalm most times that people make economic statements, does that count?
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I am the autodidact of micro and the deep skeptic of most macro, which might count.
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MarcusAurelius 11/25/2018 3:14 PM
Macro did often feel more like divination than science
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“Oh great PPF curve, reveal to me the will of the fiscal feys!”
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Heh. For myself, I tend to think of macro as suffering from, first, the complexity problem - which is to say, much like climatology, or ecology, there's so much complexity and chaotic-systemness in the field of study that anything but the most gross and general answers in the field are likely to come out as total nonsense. A bit like asking a climate scientist to tell you which butterfly is causing all those storms so you can go cap it.
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And worse, second, the great curse of all fields whose results tend to be translated directly into policy: a tendency to slip into rationalizing rather than ratiocinating.
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There is also the collectivism problem: it is assumed that because we aren't dealing with individuals we can just dump everything that happens on that scale. You can have your sub-atomic vs macro scale, but you need to actually show that the difference is real
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The public really wants to hear about how everyone can be rich and equal and the politicians really want to hear about how the business cycle can be manipulated into Nothing But Boom Everywhere, Always And Forever, and so the pull and publicity flows towards whoever has snake oil with some scientific justification behind it. (Not even intentional snake oil, to be clear. It's just built into the incentives.)
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"Nothing But Boom Everywhere, Always And Forever" well..... only insofar as they can use that for re-election and lining their pockets. Plenty go for deliberately and explicitly hobbling economies in search of some sort of "Greater Value". Often some version of the Equality Monster.
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MarcusAurelius 11/25/2018 3:26 PM
In terms of the business cycle though, they try to pretend that if they just do a few things the bust stage of the cycle won’t happen (edited)
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And usually those things just increase the amplitude of the oscillation.
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When I was developing my Para-Imperium ‘verse I had to think of commodities that would not only be valuable to a post-material-scarcity civilization but feasible to ship across interstellar distances at STL speeds.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/25/2018 6:37 PM
Macro is a swamp. Full of disgusting political oozes and the deep pits of selection bias.
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Of course, the “Federation” has an embargo on nanomachines when trading with Outworlds, which allows traders to just scoop up an asteroid or two and fab up some nanomaterial goods to sell to the planetbound rubes.
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Macro meaning macroeconomics?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/25/2018 8:36 PM
Yes.
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MarcusAurelius 11/25/2018 11:34 PM
I regret taking macro instead of micro. It seemed more interesting until I actually learned things
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/26/2018 4:11 AM
Talking to a grad student in 1988 or so about Macro and his PIs project was where I first had an inkling of the coming replication crisis.
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Small question, but how have the eldrae not advanced at such a pace that their technology advances by several millennia each Terran year if they can think at the same rate as a computer?
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I mean, you still have to conduct experiments, and there's a lot of stuff to test.
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MarcusAurelius 11/26/2018 11:03 AM
The more you know, the more you know you don’t know. Their research has become incredibly broad. E.g. a few decades ago, biologists were essentially one field, with one education path. Now there’s easily a dozen
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Second, you can't do research in virtuality (because that is, well, modelled reality and a lot of research is about finding things you don't know yet) so there's a few thermodynamic constraints too. (edited)
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God is taking a nap right now.
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#Cryptic
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#replytodeletedmessage, evidently.
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#ThatClarifiesItSomewhat
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#HashtagConvo
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Anyway, @MarcusAurelius has it, for the most part: the amount of stuff needing sciencing has got very, very big. To take biology as one example, look at all the stuff on Earth that hasn't been scienced yet, and multiply by 10k or so, and bear in mind that the differences between ecosystems are far bigger than anything we've had to cover - and to reiterate, very often, each new piece of knowledge opens up whole vistas of things you didn't previously know that you were ignorant of. And for the little part - well, who says it hasn't ? They're busy screwing around with metric engineering, custom topological defects, purpose-designed particles, and reality engines . It may not yet be in LET THERE BE LIGHT territory, but you can see it from there. Maybe. Modulo the first half of this answer.
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MarcusAurelius 11/26/2018 4:20 PM
Mercenaries have battlecruisers? What’s the biggest ships that have in their inventories?
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[biggest ships mercenary fleets have] Usually BCs, since most merc fleets don't plan on fighting any fleet actions. Some can probably muster up a squadron or two of BBs - such as the linobir mercenary fleets, since the distinction between the Linobir Disarchy's navy and its mercenary fleets has never been exactly... there. (edited)
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do most mercenary BCs expect to operate in solo mode, or as part of a battlegroup?
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Depends on the job.
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Most mercenary companies in fiction tend to be one-ship outfits. If only to limit the number of characters to keep track of.
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MarcusAurelius 11/26/2018 6:41 PM
There’s also the fun counter example that basically accidentally became a lot more than that: Tagon’s Toughs (edited)
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Started out with a ''Dragon''-class light cruiser, then found a phenomenal deal on a Tausennigan Superfortress, had to convert one of the dropships to a frigate, salvaged a heavy cruiser after that was destroyed, made do with a gunship after totaling that, then they found a whole navy of archaeotech warships.
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Meanwhile, Hammer's Slammers mostly charter other people's ships, until they pulled off a coup and became a planetary military with a bunch of ships.
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* let it be noted for the record that they totalled the heavy cruiser at least three times (the first was how they got it through slavage rights).
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They didn't total it the first time
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ObToday'sSchlock: In shorter ship names, Furious Throat of the Sky would be a most excellent name for an assault cruiser.
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As would Precipitation of Blades .
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Petey has the computing power to solve the plots of all the previous books, and any future releases, why hasn’t he done/thought about that yet? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 11/27/2018 11:14 AM
He’s busy moving his entire empire, protecting against a powerful rogue AI within the Milky Way, and fighting the long war, managing the core, meeting with the people of the AllStar, and dealing with the Oafan problem. All at the same time. He usually tries to help his old friends anyway, he just tends to have practically issues with his physical access to them
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And why not BRING TAGON BACK? revive Tagon?
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MarcusAurelius 11/27/2018 11:32 AM
Because the toughs already did?
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you might not be caught up yet
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Noip
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worth doing, I'm caught up to the end of volumn... 16 ?
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I tend to binge read so it's nice to be able to go through a whole arc and not hit the daily publish line
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So Tagon is not dead? (edited)
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Ol' tv eyes reborn?
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Tagon..... dead.........? You are way behind
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According to the wiki he is dead (edited)
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unless I'm getting mixed up
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No info on his backup, though
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nope, not mixed up
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Looks pretty alive, he appears to be around in the 6th October one (I scrolled back lots).
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now I can safely do this without getting face-egg
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sneers at those who do not partake in the sacred daily updates
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😛
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I do that for xkcd and k6bd, mainly
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Died in Book 6 and Book 16
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Currently on Book 19
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Morgrim Moon 11/27/2018 6:05 PM
the 'and' bit there may be a hint
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How many times has Kevyn died now?
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MarcusAurelius 11/27/2018 9:05 PM
Kevyn doesn't help the point, alt kevin is from timey wimey BS
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Dude, they have hard core backups in current Schlock. Laz 5 is about as dead as you can get, and that's a month-long return time for them
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And before that they had “Futurama jars” and below-the-neck regeneration
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Is it me or do Tagon’s eyes look like a screen?
KAL_9000 joined the server. 11/28/2018 8:23 AM
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hello people
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Hallo!
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What are you doing on this fine day?
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being an eldraeverse fan
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saw the discord link
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Ah, of course.
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Such is that nature of us ~46 fellows.
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47 fellows.
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Online 11 + Offline 45 + Patreon-Saint 1 = 57 (edited)
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58 counting Author
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why did I just make an exact count of how many sophonts are on this server?
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Like, was that even necessary?
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Well, I mean, I was Wrong On The Internet. (edited)
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I was practically asking for it.
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This is true
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 9:55 AM
We’re nerds. We expect and appreciate it
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This is also true.
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the author himself has responded to something i started
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i feel honored
0111narwhalz joined the server. 11/28/2018 11:14 AM
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"0111narwhalz just joined. Hide your bananas."
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Run for your lives
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Man, that's a lot of sea unicorn.
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:02 PM
are your bananas hidden yet
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"Man, that's a lot of sea unicorn." Do I even want to know?
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:03 PM
He's referring to my name :V
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1.11 * 10^3 narwhals
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:04 PM
(interestingly, 0111₂=7 and 0111₃=13₁₀)
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Could be octal 111.
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:05 PM
It could indeed, but octals rightly only come in triplets.
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:06 PM
0111₁₂=157₁₀
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I thought you said octal
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All other bases are for softies. Base 12 is for 'ardboyz.
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:07 PM
Could be balanced ternary, but it's too early in the morning to deal with that.
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Rather, base C
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:08 PM
Actually, all numbers are 10 when expressed in their base.
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01000110 01101111 01101111 01101100 01110011 00100001 00100000 01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100001
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Ack, I just said base 11 didn't I.
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:08 PM
So "base 10" is always appropriate.
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is moron
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:08 PM
(as long as it's expressed in the base in question)
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Base 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1 + 1
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:09 PM
base 1+1-1+1-1+1-1+1-1…
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Base ∞?!
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:10 PM
base -1/12, obviously
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Ooh that's interesting
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Uh, no, that's 1 + 2 + 3...
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How do <0 bases work?
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:10 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@gollark will know
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… no.
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Much help
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Someone on the esoteric programming languages discord server made a thing for generating an infinite set of symbols for base ∞.
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Also, pretty sure that 1 + 2 + 3... sums to א zero (edited)
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Cœl @gollark
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Parabola of 1 + 2 + 3...
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y-intercept is -1/12
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but the sum is א zero
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In mathematics, and in particular set theory, the aleph numbers are a sequence of numbers used to represent the cardinality (or size) of infinite sets that can be well-ordered. They are named after the symbol used to denote them, the Hebrew letter aleph ( ...
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•very confused•
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•~•
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Maybe google will help me!
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א zero = set of all natural numbers
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Lowest infinity (edited)
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@KAL_9000 why is Wheatley your pfp, when your name is a reference to Hal? I'm intrigued.
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It's not Wheatley tho
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There's a fedora
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Ah.
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I couldn't see
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Hey, this is the Eldræverse Discord
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Why use Google when you can ask the Transcend?
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:V
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Precisely
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Dialing Corícal Ailék...
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Dialing Corícal Ailék... (edited)
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Dialing Corícal Ailék...
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Your call was rejected (REASON: The Transcend's too busy to explain math to a random sophont)
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On a completely unrelated note, the Holiday Season is upon us!
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That's right, folks!
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It's almost Saturnalia!
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P.S.: The General Information Society has thinkers specifically for this. Give them a call. Seriously. And just so you know, we are not your personal link operator either.
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The Deadpan Snarker trope as used in popular culture. A character prone to gnomic, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, occasionally whimsical asides. They can vary …
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@Overmind is this canon?
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0111narwhalz 11/28/2018 12:29 PM
I imagine bases <1 would quickly devolve into nonsense.
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Base 1 is already pretty nonsensical.
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1, 11, 111, 1111, 1111...
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Enderminion 11/28/2018 6:05 PM
000000000000
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:12 PM
@KAL_9000 aliquem eruditionem meam appropinquare cogito
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Marcus. Mate. You do realise that basically everyone just has to put that stuff into google translate.
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Not that it isn't cool or anything.
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:14 PM
Oh what did it spit out?
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I think of the instruction to draw near to any of my
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:15 PM
Wow. No I was joking off of him mentioning Saturnalia, I said “I think someone is appropriating my culture”
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Ah, of course.
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:16 PM
I’m not mean enough to leave untranslated text in a discord server, nor do I think Certamen would appreciate it, for that matter
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(Uh, Certamen? Like the magic duel?)
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:17 PM
*Cerebrate. I’m gonna leave that, because autocorrect was extremely... entertaining
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Nah, Certamen as in this:
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That’s why it’s in my autocorrect.
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Ah, well, I've been playing enough Ars Magica lately.
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In that, Certamen is how the 13th century wizards duel?
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I assume it's the same word in latin, then.
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:20 PM
It means challenge, or competition
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Certamen the quiz game if freaking intense. I have a standing invitation to go trash the kiddos I left behind at my high school, and i'm planning to have fun doing it
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Sounds like fun.
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I'm underspecialized, but otherwise quite enjoy that kind of thing.
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MarcusAurelius 11/28/2018 8:22 PM
It's difficult but rewarding
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guesses Stelaris
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@MarcusAurelius Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua!
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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
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@Overmind Now I want to know what the Eldræic equivalent of that is
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 9:35 AM
Ita vero, Arbiter Elegantiae
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is taking Latin at skool
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is embarrassed at understanding @MarcusAurelius
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 9:37 AM
TOOK 6 years, did it competitively
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Cambridge Latin textbook?
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 9:38 AM
Oh yeah. Caecilius is a heck of man
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"Grumio Metellam delectat!"
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I have so many memes for this
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please help me
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@KAL_9000 The good thing about the Eldraeic language being designed to be able to express just about anything is that there are dozens of affixes, infixes, moods, registers, markers, extension features and so forth available. Haul 'em all out at once, and you can make a grocery list sound like Cicero speechifying.
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Eldræic: something profound-sounding (edited)
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Translation: I had a sandwich for lunch today
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You may also make your grocery list virtually incomprehensible to anyone but a trained logotect or professional philologist, but still, it's an awesome language for beating people to death with intellectual snobbery in.
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Just like the Eldræ, actually
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I actually tried to make the Eldræ in Stellaris
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Sadly, it does not have a discworld starting option for Eliéra, the twelve-pointed star is not a flag option, and sortition is not a government option 😦
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Also, for some reason it wouldn't let me type "Empire of the Star" for a name. I think it was glitching.
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And now, I must take my leave
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Chemistry class beckons
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We're using fire and acid today!
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 9:59 AM
oh no. Have fun with the fire drill
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@KAL_9000 There's a flat earth mod.
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ooh really
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does it make mars flat too?
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:03 AM
Does it make time a cube?
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@MarcusAurelius... wut
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:24 AM
...you haven’t heard of timecube?
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I would have given the Eldrae Venerable with Slow Breeders and Deviants.
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:24 AM
It’s the first complete GUT out there
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That would have not let them have any other traits, tho
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:25 AM
Yep. But it fits.
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Of course, I could always genemod that in later...
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:26 AM
Venerable and the large pile of high level leaders works pretty well, though it’s not my usual strat.
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Probably
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And then go "All praise Gaëlenén!" and genemod the rest of the traits in at a later date
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I might change that
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to your idea
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MarcusAurelius 11/29/2018 11:30 AM
There are some venerable dreadnoughts of Stellaris in here
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Um. Wow.
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I actually like the intellect build myself
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Not my game, but I don't have access to my screenshots right now and I have the mod installed
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Also:
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that's more defining for Eldrae, that they will discover how to improve themselves
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but they're deffo going the genemod path either way
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Cirys Superzorchers!
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Reach out and melt someone
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Enderminion 11/29/2018 7:51 PM
years later
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That way you get to savor it
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But what if you send the beam through a stargate?
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:07 AM
you blow up some valuable real estate on the other side?
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:09 AM
I think "but what if we tow a stargate to the enemy and fire thru it?" got canonically asked, and the answer was "if you are towing a black hole to the enemy you can take that energy and apply directly to the enemy for faster and more effective results"
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So, just fire it directly and wait several years for the massive beam of pure destruction to wreck their stuff
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:11 AM
and hope they don't put a big rock in the way or something
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As a rule, it is not a good idea to put people in a position where they're inevitably doomed, they know that you did it, and they have plenty of time to revenge themselves and kill you all.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:12 AM
(mostly because I think anyone who sees you building that thing is either coming to kill you first, or investing in big rocks)
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It is generally accepted in the Worlds that building a Cirys superzorcher can be reasonably considered "notice of intent to commit gigacide".
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It would vaporize the big rock, right?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 9:15 AM
Plus, it’s very hard to reliably kill a civilization like the empire. Between it’s breadth, number of systems, and the back-up ships, there’s a very, very high chance something survives to hunt you down and kill you
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Not necessarily. Time on target matters even for beams that powerful
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:16 AM
even if it did, a vapourised big rock is less civ killing than the undisturbed beam
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But how would they know it's coming? It travels at lightspeed
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Just a question
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I'm totally not trying to commit gigacide :V
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And there are, ooh, lots of people around with the rather cheaper relativistic deterrent fleets that will also wreck your shit.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:17 AM
"shit that thing is finished and swinging towards us take action now" is functional even without tangle
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sure, you might get every neighbouring civ ALSO hiding behind big rocks, but as soon as it's clear they're not the target they're probably coming after you in case they're the NEXT target
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Not only is building the thing visible, but so is firing the thing. Because that beam is going to, um, interfere destructively with every deep-space iceteroid between it and the target.
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"interfere destructively"
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would it be rude to say vaporize?
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:18 AM
some will ignite, which is kinda a different thing 😛
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Which is to say: every system with a side-angle on the shot knows exactly what you just did, and word gets around.
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And then you start vaporizing the side systems...
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See, this is your problem. Everyone within range of your shiny new weapon knows perfectly well that you can hold that threat over their heads, and knows that you know, and knows that you know they know you know, and therefore exactly how this will play out.
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Which is why people who get this particular idea tend to find themselves on the receiving end of a multipolar naval enema before they get it even partway-built.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:22 AM
if your choice is 'inevitable destruction of my civ' or 'we kill the thing', I suspect more civs get remarkably brutal and creative about killing the thing
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CASE ADHÁÏC PARASOL ACTIVATED (edited)
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Not likely to be needed. Odds are their conventional fleet isn't up to much, because they've just spent their next millennium's naval appropriations in advance. 😄
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 9:24 AM
I mean, that's the sort of thing where if the Republic and the Imperium both noticed one lighting up in the black near them both, the pair would probably very grudgingly combine armadas to do terminate it with extreme prejudice
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Fixed as much as possible of my attempt at making the Eldræ in Stellaris. Sadly, neither a disc homeworld nor the twelve-sided star is an option
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There are mods of course
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yeah, none of them have a flat planet
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I'll check about the star symbol
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HM. Phased superzorcher array, for when you need to zorch intergalactically?
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"big ambitions".... putting it a little mildly I'd say
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:53 AM
Nah, It's just when we're on book 12 of the Eldraeverse series and after turning the Vonnies into perfectly servicable neighbors, the new Bigger Bad of Doomier Doom rolls up
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Cthulhu?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:54 AM
Or generic Kardashev III in Andromeda
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Eldræ are Type II
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Can't really beat a Type III
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:56 AM
post-Type II, and ambitious
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Again: CASE ADHÁÏC PARASOL ACTIVATED
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:56 AM
eh trying to graduate the Kardashev scale is always interesting
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The question is: What is a Type IV?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:58 AM
Universe
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it only tends to make sense in multiverse settings
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Late era Xeelee approach it
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Is the Eldræverse a multiverse?
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CURSE YOU, PHOTINO BIRDS
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:59 AM
no clue if he's said anything either way about it. @Overmind?
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Which QM interpretation does it use?
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 11:04 AM
block universe, which I think falls into the 'multiverse might exist but also can't affect us and visa versa, so philosophical problem only'?
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But with ontotechnology, you can get around the inaccessibility
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 11:05 AM
how so?
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editing the laws of physics
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I think the Time Lords were supposed to be Type IV
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What exactly is the Eldræ's end goal?
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Stop Heat Death?
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Rewrite the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics somewhere along the lines of "The Awesome of a System can never decrease over time", yeah.
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"The entropy of a closed system must decrease with time"
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And thus they will live forever literally as well as biologically (edited)
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You do not want to do that, mate.
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point
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Like, seriously. Bad mojo. That's how you break chemistry.
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"The entropy of a closed system can increase or decrease over time. It depends."
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And get Ice-9, and all that shit.
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And houses that suddenly don't stand one day because the iron in your rods decided it rather wanted to be re-organized as sheed steel.
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Also, cooking noodles will never be the same, and I want my noodles properly al dente in salted water, thank you very much. 😛
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Then how would you break the Second Law of thermodynamics?
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By applying controlled organization.
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Basically, entropic recycling, so to speak.
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But the thing is, entropy is... well, it basically describes half of the time arrow of the universe.
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Reversing entropy spontanously is, at least on the surface, just... turning back time, due to the interconnectivity of energetic actions within a system.
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Any well-working entropy reversal is more like "spontanously getting more energy by local violation of conservation of energy." At least, on the surface, that is less of a causality headache.
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I'm the wrong person to ask beyond a point. I have to understand entropy to work with it, not to try to break it. 😛
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Then a new problem arises:
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You could overheat the universe by creating new energy out of nowhere forever
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Ah, but you could also add magic energy destroyers to your laws of physics.
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And yeah, that's probably how you'd do it - sucking out the max-entropy pockets, and re-concentrating them.
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You'd expect, though, that if universe-level ontotechnological meddling was possible, someone would already have done it. Unless they already have.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 12:17 PM
It strikes me that ontology tech in canon is mostly "we could do [x] if only we could tweak [y] a little", which is why mucking around with parallel universes is unlikely to be ontology; that's not tweaking a particular law of physics, that's smashing many laws all at once
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End goal? Well, to steal a perfectly cromulent quote: "To understand everything important there is to know about the universe, apply that knowledge to become omnipotent, and use that power to rewrite reality because I have some objections to the way it works now."
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The A God Am I trope as used in popular culture. When a villain gains superhuman abilities or achieves his dearest dream, one can expect him to gain …
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 12:19 PM
for the 'why hasn't it been done' problem... it seems everything in the universe propagates at some speed. Even if that speed is faster than light, it's not "poof and everywhere". And the universe is BIG. If there IS a civ somewhere that has hit the point of being able to fix everything, chances are they haven't caught up with the local area yet
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Or, for more details, see https://eldraeverse.com/2016/02/23/the-importance-of-murdering-gods/ . You'll want to have read "Meditations on Moloch" over at Slate Star Codex first, but that post pretty much lays out the program for the next few aeons.
Jade Nekotenshi asks: So, I was reading Meditations on Moloch, by Scott Alexander ( and I couldn’t help but notice the parallels between his Elua and the Eldraeic Transcend. Is that why the T…
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I've read Meditations
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So, basically:
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"DOWN WITH ENTROPY! LONG LIVE SOPHONT LIFE!"
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I hope they achieve it
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And then come save us :V
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@gollark Who says that they have done it in this reality however?
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Or that it can even be done in every reality?
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After the many-worlds interpretation of quantum physics, for every success state there is also a failure state.
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Is that not somewhat generalizing it?
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Not terribly so, no.
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I hope this reality's a success state
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Of course, the universe doesn't measure in "success" and "failure" - these are antropomorphisations of discrete quantum states.
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As a side-note, multiverse-wise: It's not an Everett-Wheeler many-worlds multiverse, partly because some of the handwavium I use requires an NLHV interpretation, but mostly because many-worlds implies the metaphysics of complete and utter existential futility.
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Or that we can build an interdimensional portal to one that is :V
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That's bad enough in reality, but it's utter poison to literature.
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Is it an inflationary multiverse?
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Point so made.
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Friend: What are you doing?
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On the other hand, the plenum is not a small place, and the one we inhabit is a very long way from the only universe-like agglomeration of exploding primordial chaos out there.
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Me: Discussing metaphysics with my d00ds
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Friend: wut
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@Overmind In regards to Everett-Wheeler...
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Although the notable thing about many-worlds is that it has the biggest actualization problem of any theory I am aware of.
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true, true
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But always existing is a valid spacetime configuration
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Which is to say, absolutely no-one - outside a nuthouse - actually behaves in a manner that takes its implications into account.
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Which of the implications?
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That not only is there absolute determinism, but there is absolute determinism that leads to every possible outcomes. Therefore, rationally, there is no point whatsoever in making any choices at all to affect the future.
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...Uh, that is stupidious.
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You can't actually branch anything if you don't interact with the system.
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Many-worlds doesn't necessarily imply absolute determinism
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It doesn't mean anything in regard to the truth-value of the theory, but much like a climate scientist investing heavily in coal futures, you have to ask exactly how strong a belief that doesn't change behavior actually is .
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Besides, it's applying a model of free will that is patently ridicolous from a neuroscience perspective, because humans don't have free will either.
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You can only act as your brain structure permisses information processing.
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Doesn't keep us from acting and interacting either.
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Sure it does. If you have no free will, you don't act.
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Any more than a dropped ball "acts" when it falls to the ground.
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Well, we do have free will... sort of
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What IS free will anyway?
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After all, consciousness influences the brain's information processing
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Because it is a part of information processing
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Yeah well sorry, but the way you say it up there Cerebrate, saying that if there is absolute determinism there is no point in choice, is the same kind of wrongly based bad end of the argument tree.
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The human brain is functionally deterministic within its momentary iteration.
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Does that invalidate the actions you take? No. (edited)
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Well then.
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Anyway: we can know free will and conscious, volitional beings exist, because any attempt to claim they don't is paradoxical.
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@KAL_9000 In iteration after the fact.
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@Unknown Which is why I said sort of
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And, yes, yes it does, because that implies that you did not take those actions, and arguably, it implies that there is no you .
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But I can demonstrate that there is a me
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Cogito ergo sum
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Well no, you can't. I can't verrify you are actually there.
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Cogito ergo cogito sum, to horribly mangle a phrase.
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But you can verify that you are, correct?
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That just means you can't demonstrate that there's a him. He can.
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Human consciousness is a chinese room blackbox.
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Verifiable from the systems perspective, but for anything else I can only assume by interference that they are the same as me.
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You can't be conscious of the fact that you aren't conscious. Being conscious of anything demonstrates that you, yourself, are conscious.
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@Unknown you know that you are conscious, right?
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Likewise, you can't coherently deny that you have free will, because any such denial must have been issued unwillingly, which in turn demonstrates that it is false.
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@Overmind is this what the Imperials talk about in their free time? 😛
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Yet neuroscience shows that the human consciousness is remarkably uninvolved in many choices, likes to recursively error-correct itself into showing it did, and I can't act out of what my brain structure permits.
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Your brain structure permits a lot of things
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I'm no more free or chained than any other turing machine allowed to rewrite its parsing tree.
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Point of course being, this iteration happens after a processing step, not before.
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Second, both he assumption of the emulability of the mind and the simulated predictability of the mind imply it is a limited-variable, deterministic system.
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Free will is too poorly defined to really consider in much detail.
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And yes, that is the major problem.
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ANYWAY: the implication of the many-worlds theory is that any choice of action leads to all actions occurring and all outcomes being realized. Therefore, there is no point in undertaking any action in particular, since the results are identical in every case. At best, all you can alter is what bit of it you happen to look at. Ergo, pointless.
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Ah, but we don't know that a mind can be simulated
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@KAL_9000 If you are willing to assume the human mind predictability by ASI, yes we are.
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But altering what bit of it you happen to look at is the point
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You can't insist the human mind is a P-hard problem while also saying it is NP-hard.
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@Unknown but if that requires a quantum computer, there's a non-deterministic element
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@KAL_9000 That assumes quantum processes can play any macro-computational influences in the human mind, which I doubt.
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The human mind is too large, wet and messy to be built on significant elements of quantum computation.
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Also, @Unknown, neuroscience in this case shows why neuroscientists shouldn't attempt philosophy. The conclusions it draws are analogous to saying that computers do things without consulting their journal log file, therefore the journal log file doesn't have free will. Well, whoever said the journal log file was in charge of the whole thing, anyway?
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In that case, human consciousness doesn't have free will. Your point?
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Because the journal log file is the human consciousness, FYI.
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@Unknown Who said human consciousness had free will?
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Er, no.
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Well, okay, somewhat.
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The unconsciousness brain makes the choice seconds before the consciousness mind is aware of making a choice, and outputs that it made the choice.
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But a mind can have consciousness. And a mind can have free will. There is nothing saying that these two qualities are necessarily identical.
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Individual proteins in individual neurons are small enough to be susceptible to quantum fluctuations, and they can affect how the neuron fires. I'm not saying the brain works this way, but it is possible
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A lot of the human brains computation is locked away from conscious access.
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A functional blackbox, with the conscious mind then applying plentifull error correction to trick itself into thinking it made choices it demonstratable actually didn't do.
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Yes. To which I say, "So what?" I am all of my mind, not just the little bit that talks to itself a lot.
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Point.
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Now, who wants to get into the Left Brain/Right Brain debate?
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:V
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"Is there another You in You?"
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My personal view is that the universe is either deterministic or nondeterministic (but probably not in a way centered around intelligence like the eldræverse is), and that some loosely defined "free will" doesn't matter much anyway.
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I suspect a lot of question ought to be answered the day they develop and implant full-access neural networks.
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Though it's actually an interesting question of.... uuuuh, speculative novel idea.
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If there is a part of me that is conscious, and a different part of me that has free will, then by definition the whole of me has both
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I think that's what @Overmind was trying to say
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@KAL_9000 It could affect the very small point that if you want to be the iteration of you that lies around on the beach and drinks rum all day, you can maybe do that. Unless you end up being the one who tries that and gets sand up his ass and jailed for vagrancy. But people who notionally believe in many-worlds make plans to affect the world outside them. Beyond their lifetime, even. Despite knowing that by doing so they will make no difference whatsoever to the overall outcome, because their will and their won't will both happen anyway. This is not rational behavior.
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who said i was rational?
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(Well, I did, but whatever :V)
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Thing is, you attack people for not acting rationaly about it - when by definition, there's going to be a lot of branches were people exactly don't.
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It also makes a laughable pretense of ethics, inasmuch as anything you can do to improve the world you're in automagically makes another world worse.
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It's like, if you want to attack ratioanlity of the argument, you bring yourself into hot water, because you imply people have choice when your own argument deconstructs the entire notion.
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That's an entirely paradoxical argument then.
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Yeah, but see, I don't subscribe to the truth of the theory, and so I get to believe that people's choices are meaningful.
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To the people in the other world, I say f**k you!
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:V
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("You too mate!")
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There's a world where Hitler cured cancer!
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(is he still Hitler then? 🤔 )
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(we need an :eldraethink: emoji!)
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There's a world where a person called Adolf Hitler helped cure cancer, perhaps? Makes more sense.
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(Also applicable to questions of free will, because not only do only possessors of free will get to make meaningful arguments, only they get to make arguments at all , because the act of doing so requires intentionality.)
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(And Hitler's DNA, and birthplace...)
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(Everyone else is just doing the equivalent of print $COGITO .)
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my head hurts
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I'm pretty sure some philosopher in-'verse has blown off the argument a time or two with, "I'm sorry, I don't entertain the arguments of nonexistent people."
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Considering Eldrae don't belief in relative philosophy and morality, yeah, most likely.
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@KAL_9000 You are not alone, so does mine.
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There's a reason I don't entertain this all the time, besides the fact that studying doesn't leave you that much time to begin with. 😛
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The law of non-contradiction, it's a bugger.
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(I always liked Avicenna on that one. "Anyone who denies the law of non-contradiction should be beaten and burned until they admit that to be beaten is not the same thing as not to be beaten, and to be burned is not the same thing as not to be burned.")
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@Overmind There's an Eldræic word for those people
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It's "idiot"
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:08 PM
wow that was fun to archive binge
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:08 PM
@gollark what were you trying to say in my language? (edited)
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"I think therefore I think I am"
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:09 PM
cogitare ergo esse cogito
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probably unconnected I fear the day Schlock Mercenaries storyline wraps up.
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to think therefore I think to think?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:09 PM
I however fear that It may never end
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Latin makes indirect statements using infinitives. It's in random from yesterday (edited)
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I think, therefore you think?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:11 PM
cogito ergo cogitas
TotallyNotHuman joined the server. 11/30/2018 1:16 PM
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yay the gang's all here
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:16 PM
o/
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:17 PM
He a friend of yours?
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:17 PM
aye
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yes, actually
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:17 PM
Also why is the default notification settings all messages :V
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:18 PM
because we're just that good of people
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@TotallyNotHuman, @0111narwhalz and I (and a few other people) are working on our own worldbuilding project
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:20 PM
if you're looking for help and advice, the not-necessarily-kind but very well educated people over on the Tough SF server might help
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Nah, we're also just Eldræverse fans
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 1:21 PM
I was saying that's why you're here, I was saying just in case you did
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Essentially: Eldræverse meets Kerbal Space Program
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(and other things)
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:21 PM
not essentially :V
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sort of (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:22 PM
not even sort of :V
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You have to admit, the setting's similar-ish
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 1:22 PM
The founder likes a lot of the things in the Eldræverse but I don't think we're using it as any sort of inspiration :V
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True
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The setting is just similar, is what I'm noting
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Similar-ish, if you want to be pedantic
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gtg class
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I should create a channel for that, seeing as some other other worldbuilding has shown up on occasion.
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And it is done. #otherworlds for all you talking-about-worldbuilding-project needs.
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0111narwhalz 11/30/2018 3:30 PM
Aww, I slept through the fun stuff.
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snort how do you think I feel being on servers with significant american populations? There's a massive "America spike" to go through every morning.
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laughs in Eagle
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 3:33 PM
plot twist: he is American :V
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laughs in Eagle
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TotallyNotHuman 11/30/2018 3:33 PM
for various scheduling definitions of such
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We got that one too.
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laughts in Bundesadler
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Enderminion 11/30/2018 3:47 PM
@Unknown I have to go through a East Coast spike every morning, and a Europe spike, and an East Asia Spike
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tbh I think next time you open a new channel, someone is going to say second, and the whole thing starts again, just from 2
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And then I shall be bringing out the modhammer.
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For your consideration: Loch'n'Load. Specializing in weapons for cetacean uplifts.
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isn't that just shoulder mounted stuff?
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 5:35 PM
Dorsal and ventral too
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And headmounted lasers
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and the Jelno-model chin turrets.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2018 8:39 PM
Dolphins can focus stunning sonic bursts thru their melons, I'm sure a weapons designer could have fun with that
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Stunning fish, that's not exactly too hard.
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I mean, shooting fish in a barrel is so easy because one shot will kill them all.
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It's not the fish, it's the medium. Underwater explosions're much more likely to hamburgerize you than an equivalent air explosion at the same range.
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 9:05 PM
dense incompressible fluids tend to do that
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So... with sufficient amplification, can maybe stun submarines.
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Likewise a dolphin's sonic burst would be much less effective outside of water
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 9:07 PM
The problem is shockwaves spread out, and that attenuates power over distance quite rapidly
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sound channels exist
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:20 PM
they don't sound easy to use tactically tohugh
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deep, or high
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Roswell was a USAF Microphone balloon crashing, the press report said "flying disks" but really meant disk microphones
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used to detect Russian Nuclear tests, before they realized rocks worked way better
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MarcusAurelius 11/30/2018 10:27 PM
Oh I know what they are, I'm saying it sounds hard to use one to channel a sonic weapon onto a point target
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RiP George H. W. Bush
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Underwater explosions're much more likely to hamburgerize you than an equivalent air explosion at the same range. Extending this, that's why it's such a pain to make an explosion that's still dangerous in the vaccuum of space. There's nothing to translate any concussion force so you're reduced to shrapnel and thermal heating type damages.
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MarcusAurelius 12/01/2018 3:56 AM
@o11o1 and radiation.
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enter shaped charges, stage left
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MarcusAurelius 12/01/2018 5:39 PM
The name “blackjacket” makes me think of the Eldraic equivalent of Blackrod, but dressed like an American biker
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Looks like obscure amateur fiction. -Someone on another discord, about this
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No, don’t tell me, let me guess...
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not Tabac
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But that Discord, right?
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nope
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...huh. Welp, that’s a surprise. The referer logs from yesterday sure looked like it was there.
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And I'm still trying to figure out what they were attempting to say, presuming from your context that they were tryin' to be insulting. Obscure? Well, gee, Mister Rando, do you think I somehow didn't notice that I'm writin' in a combination of genre-ghetto genres so individually small that no sane publisher would touch their intersection with a muonic cattle prod? Or do you think maybe I'm embracin' that certain quality. (As for amateur, last I checked there wasn't anyone handing out professional accreditation to SF writers. On the other hand, I am damn certain that there isn't one handing out professional accreditation to books , so as a non-professional writer, let me help you out there and tell you that the word you were probably struggling for is amateurish . Hope that helps.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2018 2:11 AM
isn't the normal divide "if you can't make a full time living from it, you're not yet a professional"?
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In writer terms, that pretty much knocks out everyone who doesn't routinely hit the NYT bestseller list. 😃
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Not a group I have any problem being counted among, needless to say. Heh.
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2018 2:15 AM
I suppose 'obscure amateur fiction' could also be a non-insulting descriptor, like if someone was talking about your stuff and explaining why the person they're talking to hasn't heard of it (yet)
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How are emotions managed in the IN?
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(Talcoreif) (edited)
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Well there is.... not professional accreditation for SF, but "makes all the socially approved people happy". But who in their right mind wants to be counted among If You Were A Dinosuar My Love?
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The sole, true purpose of SF is to please the paying customers
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The Science Fiction Writers of America only just started accepting self-published authors in 2015, but they still have a minimum income and writing output requirement
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Amen to that. @Unknown
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As in, Star Wars
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kind of sf
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2018 9:14 AM
I mean, that seems fair to me; it's a guild for the benefit of people in the profession, it makes sense to set some sort of line for who counts as in the profession and who treats it as a mere hobby.
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I do the odd piece of metalworking but I wouldn't be eligible for the Gold and Silversmithing Guild of Australia
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That sub-arc might also relate to a certain essay on monotheism
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@Unknown Really, there's not a whole lot of IN-specific, or IMS-specific, emotion management called for. Being effectively immune to panic and shock, and being always able to override anger and fear by force of will are all part of the alpha baseline already. Most of the work they do in the area is in curing post-traumatic stress and ensuring that no matter how much shit they have to deal with, people don't turn into psych cases.
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Actually I just realized that I was wrong about accreditation for SF: Getting listed on Atomic Rockets as a positive example
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I meant stuff like emotional manipulation, how they are regulated etc, I meant to say Empire (edited)
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@Zarpaulek Yeah, but it's not like the SFWA are a professional association of the kind that gets to cause trouble for anyone who calls themselves a professional without their consent, like those for doctors, lawyers, engineers, and other professions, belike. (And with 1,900 members worldwide, there's a hell of a lot of generally-considered-pro writers who blow off the SFWA.)
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But yeah
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@Ian Bruene Yeah, that's an accolade I'm quite pleased by.
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(Also, as for the paying customers -- enh, the first person I have to write to please is me . It may not be the most lucrative policy, but it makes me rather happier than churning out HFY-space-war-porn variant #37 for the cash. (Not, I hasten to add, categorizing all popular milSF as HFY-space-war-porn, but ye gods and little fishes, there's a hell of a lot of it out there.))
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When all the Important People constantly go on about how humanity is evil and the cause of every problem that has ever existed and should probably go extinct (or at least severly limited population) HFY is going to sell well just on the backlash
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Turns out people don't like being demonized for things they didn't do, whoulda thunk? (edited)
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SFWA does pay for members’ legal problems, and maintain a list of publishers with a history of not paying their writers
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@Unknown Well, it's not like there's a standard . People are mostly free to tune themselves however they like. All that the Eupraxic Collegium insists on is their definition of sanity, or rather, freedom from pernicious irrationality, which in the emotional area concentrates on things that ensure one's talcorief is in change: ensuring that your emotions can always be overruled by your will. Whatever you do, you do it intentionally and by choice.
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They have a very strong preference for full unicameralization, in which the mind is fully and tightly integrated and doesn't really have a subconscious, such that you can see all of what would otherwise be your hidden motives, internal conflicts, and subconscious upgefuckedness, such that you can't deceive yourself about who you are, what you want, or why you're doing it, but do not go so far as to mandate it. (Although it is included in the standard-issue alpha baseline.) They just point out that you will be held responsible for yourself, even if you insist on being wilfully ignorant about you.
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@Zarpaulek Oh, sure, I'm not saying they're not useful. Just that they don't get to define the pro club in the same way as the Bar Association does.
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We need a tabletop or otherwise wargame about Eldraeverse space combat.
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Have you considered making a wargame at any point?
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Game design isn't really in my skillset. On the other hand, if anyone in the RPG or video game business wants a license, I'm open to reasonable offers. 😄
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(For values of reasonable offers, that is, equal to "While I like the idea, I'd have to spent a lot of time nailing down details for it to really be canonical, and that's not something I want to be doing for free. Man's gotta eat and pay the mortgage.")
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:43 PM
An Eldraeverse mod for Children of a Dead Earth?
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(if that game even supports modding more complex than materials)
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To be honest, CoaDE would just break being asked to model Eldraeverse space combat.
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No, a large mod would require outsourcing of the code
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I guess you could recreate it on Algodoo, but it only zooms out so far, and it would strain the cpu
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Physics N' all
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TotallyNotHuman 12/02/2018 2:47 PM
>Algodoo Modeling space combat with a 2D physics simulator? 🤔
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Yep
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You can do it
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TotallyNotHuman 12/02/2018 2:47 PM
You could...
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:47 PM
Hey, 2D physics engines have some nice features that appear to be hard in 3D.
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TotallyNotHuman 12/02/2018 2:47 PM
...or you could do it with a 3D physics simulator :V
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You can simulate thermodynamics
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you can program AI
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heck, you can even simulate remass use
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Although I do think the scripting language could do with some polish
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perhaps replace it with python?
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not much info on how it works
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:49 PM
You know what the world really needs?
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A 4D physics engine. (edited)
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Cmon, when is Algodoo 3d going to be announced?
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I DONT see a 3d physics sim
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are people lazy or something?
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:50 PM
Wonder if one could get the Miegakure guy to release his engine.
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"ugh, I cant be bothered writing a programming language in 3d"
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I mean, it's not like a simple 4D physics sim would be different to a 3D/2D one with a slightly different vector type and more annoying rendering.
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:51 PM
The annoying rendering is the point.
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Dude, people can't comprehend 4D, so 4D isn't really a selling point
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:52 PM
not with that attitude
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The physics simulationy bit is pretty separate from the rendering bit. Usually, anyway.
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Might be necessary, though, to really get the feel of things. I mean, 3D can simulate the grindy bits of combat, the hammering away at each other with k-slugs and lasers and AKVs, but you're gonna need that time dimension for when people get strategically clever . Knight's-move transits, oracles, slipshanks, and other wacky fun.
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I dont know how you could simulate light-lag in a stimulatory environment
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2018 2:55 PM
To clarify, I meant four spatial dimensions, but the temporal dimension would be pretty cool too.
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short of a computionally intensive algorithm thingo
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(CIAT for short)
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More importantly, how will you simulate the block-universe time travel?
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Thinking of 4D, if someone wants a less... complete... challenge, they could find a board-game engine that lets them implement ithréth .
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what is the 4th dimension?
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Which, since I can't remember if I mentioned it or not, is a game of encirclement, enclosure, and territory very similar to our go . Only in four dimensions.
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According to duckduckgo it's mentioned in about two places.
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You mean, people time-travel during combat?
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The lack of four-dimensional boards and four-dimensional spaces to keep them in being only a tiny part of the added complexity you get from adding placements ana and kata . On the other hand, it's might well be unplayable at any sort of skill level for non-transsophont minds, but I wouldn't mind finding out.
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[combat time travel] Not usually tactically, but there are strategic applications. The knight's-move transit, where you use skew-framing in stargate jumps to sneak your force through a system at a time the OPFOR isn't there, for example. The oracle, where you use either a temporally-separated tangle channel or a similar bent transit to get hold of your own after-action report before the battle, detailing how you won it. Or the slipshank, when you make use of reinforcements now and dispatch them later. (edited)
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(The oracle, of course, is risky, because you might receive an after-action report detailing how you lost the battle, at which point you have to go on and close the loop by actually losing it. And when I say "have", I don't mean "are obliged to", I mean "the universe will enforce this, 'cause worldlines aren't mutable".)
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This will make for a weird game
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MarcusAurelius 12/02/2018 3:14 PM
You might be able to get some inspiration, at least UI wise, from Achron. Different type of time travel, but fundamentally similar problems
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What weird exotic weapons are in frequent use in starship combat?
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Enderminion 12/02/2018 3:25 PM
would there be any downside to using the Oracle? since you would lose anyway if you lost and didn't read your losing AAR
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@Overmind You can‘t put that into a game. Not without massive, railroaded scripting.
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Simulations know no fourth dimension.
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And Anchron only pulled of 4D gameplay by writing custom rules not alligned with Eldraeverse paracausality.
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Fortunately for the would-be game developer, the IN prefers to stick to the relatively boring quadfecta - kinetics, lasers, AKVs, infowar - described in Non-Standard Starship Scuffles for anything resembling frequent use. The trouble with the vast array of exotics they have stockpiled out at Palaxias is that once you use them, you can no longer surprise people with the doomsday device they didn't know you had. :) So they save those ones for when there's some greater purpose that can only be satisfied by using them.
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I guess a weapon could be carried as a special item
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Like, someone rolls a dice and they get a random exotic
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If you recall Litash, for example, the only reason they let CALYX HOLLOW off the chain was so that in addition to cleaning up the Litash pirates, they could use the incident to get the Conclave to ban the use strangelet bombs just before certain other naughty polities could get their hands on them.
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But what prevents superzorchers being the weapon of choice for all fleets?
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What zoinks the zorchers?
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Being an impossible-to-hide weapon of genocide. You start building one, everyone else drops what they're doing and kills you.
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It's also similar to using an RPG-7 to swat a fly. (edited)
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Does anyone know of any Tabletops that so much as attempt to model conservation of momentum?
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I know AV:T does
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@Enderminion - yeah, but you don't know that until you've done it, and once you've got the future information, the outcome is fixed. Until then, though, it isn't. So deciding whether or not to use an oracle is is basically playing chicken with yourself. Is the likelihood that you willbe-were able to come up with a winning strategy in greater than that that you're about to fix your imminent defeat in time?
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I also assume the same policies you may be trying to annihilate also have an equally high tech level, resulting in your beam being embarrassingly reflected back at you
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"Zout! my zilling zorcher plan has been thoroughly zoinked!"
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MarcusAurelius 12/02/2018 3:43 PM
@Zarpaulek most of the board games recommended on AR do
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@Unknown, id assume for similar reasons that all combat post 1940s wasn’t based on nuclear weapons. The chances of scaring a Great Power into annihilating you isn’t worth it
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Yeah, starting to build one of those is kind of like Kim Jong Un going on international television waving around a big bottle of (provably) weaponized anthrax. It gets you a lot of things, of which much further lifespan ain't one.
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There is a game that has time travel as an active mechanic
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Achron
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needs to get it sometime
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Time travel? I thought time travel was IMPOSSIBLE
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As in, in real life, or to implement in games?
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-Bob, Imperial Year 2345, just before being time warped into atoms
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(information wiped atoms)
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But still
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time travel as an active mechanic in a game? (edited)
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no no no
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not a board game
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an RTS
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Ooh, an Eldraeverse RTS would be fun
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I’m visualizing something like Homeworld with stargates
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And weird space shit?
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Come to think of it, scenarios based on battlecarriers would probably be easiest to implement
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The tactics would be complicated
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Strategy more so
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If you want the “building up forces” part of it. Otherwise it would be more “real time tactics”
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space combat in the eldraeverse is nothing like anything we have ever seen in modern warfare. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2018 6:19 PM
I think Sword of the Stars has momentum as a mechanic for most of the ships. Except for the Liir, due to the weird form of propulsion they use.
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Well I was asking about tabletops since I have a better idea of how to make those.
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2018 6:23 PM
X-Wing also uses momentum mechanics
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each kind of ship has certain movements they can make each turn, which put different levels of stress on the ship. And you have to move each turn; there's like 4 ships in the game that can actually stop still.
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Song titles seen elsewhere that should totally exist in my 'verse: "Girl, Your Marginal Benefit Far Outweighs Your Marginal Cost"
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oh my eikones yes
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A girl wooable with economics..... is she single? (edited)
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I imagine their language lets you say that sort of thing with much better melodic flow
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How does the Empire deal with population number?
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MarcusAurelius 12/03/2018 2:06 PM
can you be more specific?
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In what sense, deal with
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?
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Overpopulation
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if such a thing happens
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MarcusAurelius 12/03/2018 2:10 PM
I'd imagine it wouldn't, since current humanity isn't, and the empire has a variety of advantages over us. Eldrae reproduce less frequently, have longer productive lives, and the Empire straight up has effectively infinite space to house people in
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plus less likely to random walk into the idiot-memes that trumpet "overpopulation" and usually cause the problem in the first place
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[overpopulation] Never been an issue. Prosperous societies tend to not have high birthrates, and the Empire is a very prosperous society. Besides, if more space is needed, there's plenty of space in space. (edited)
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being able to just build more habs in orbit renders a lot of over population issues moot
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now, you can have scarcity of the popular or famous habs, but that's just part of the economy
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Also, not the sort of thing that anyone would think of as a problem. (Insert your own "how are you supposed to solve a problem better by having fewer smart people working on it" rant here.)
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between not shooting yourself in the ambulatory apendages + the tech to make room, you could handle Krogan bithrates without much difficulty
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(also considering the individuals as ends in themselves instead of numbers to be oh so orwellianly "managed")
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Hey, considering it comes out in a few days, any Eldraeverse polities that could be modeled with the Megacorp government type? https://twitter.com/stellarisgame/status/1069545438225883136?s=21
Relationships between MegaCorps and their "host" empires are symbiotic. Direct bonuses benefit the planet in terms of production, pop jobs or trade value. The planet's prosperity, in turn, makes the branch office richer, providing income to your MegaCorp. :)
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Possibilities off the top of my head: the Chelzan Syndicracy, the Shirethi Guilds, and if you ignore the many cyberpunk cliches, maybe even the Magen Corporate. Disclaimer: I haven't looked at Megacorp in any detail because I can't buy it yet.
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Apparently they don't need to be dystopian nightmares populated by "indentured assets". Seems like the buildings they place on other empires' planets can actually be more beneficial to the host planet than the owning Megacorp.
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Unless it's a criminal megacorp, in which case their Smuggler's Ports and "Bio re-processing facilities" will increase the crime rate in addition to the trade value and food supply.
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I think all the criminal megacorp buildings increase crime
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Does the IN consider basilisk E-war when planning fleet maneuvers? (edited)
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I seem to recall a nano-fic about a ship that was able to include a basilisk exploit into their drunk walk algorithm and put the enemy targeting software into a reboot loop. That might have been over on Tough-SF rather in the eldraeverse though.
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It is my birthday today
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Congrats! 🍰 (it's a lie.) (edited)
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Speaking of lying cake (edited)
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Does anyone else think that Aperture Science sounds like an Eldræic corporation?
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Well, no.
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"Science isn't about WHY. It's about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired."
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Eldræic corporations actually get useful shit done.
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You call a handheld wormhole generator not useful?
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(And I was more talking about their FOR SCIENCE! tendencies)
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Have you looked at everything fucking else they developed?
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It can work as a perpetual energy generator
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It can make toast
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Like, Apertue Science is Corporate Bloat™, Corporate Waste™ and a whole bunch of other things.
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through the miracle of relativity
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You can store things in an endless stasis
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Yeah, endless energy!
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Even People!
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Put one portal on the ceiling and one on the floor and drop a magnetic substance through it
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(Please ignore the blood and corpses in the background)
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Wrap the surrounding walls in wire and you get free energy forever!
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(Yes, that means you NONEOFYOURBUSINESS.EXE INITATED)
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 11:50 AM
Congrats, they got lucky. Their corporate culture is nothing like most eldraeic companies though
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even the Vector, a star system of mad scientists, has the safety people have final say, not the psychopathic CEO
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Well why hasn't this doozy of a producer made a pretty penny out in the real world?
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(The Portal Gun)
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(Because it's not real)
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 11:51 AM
because while they love science, they also care about ethics, responsibility, and profit.
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(In the real fictional world)
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 11:52 AM
@Unknown, that's because the end of the world rolled around too quickly
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play Half-life if you'd like to know more
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If the end of the world hadn't come, Aperture would be sitting on all the money in the world
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How can one relatively sane universe exist with another slightly insane weird physics shit n' robots? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 11:53 AM
no, Cave Johnson would've blown it on dumb shit. Tronzoid, can you try that sentence again?
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Didn't he die from moon rock poisoning?
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Yes
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It seems he snorted a bit too much moonstone
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(and died)
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Yes, literal moonstone
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But that is just a rumor (his addiction)
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((Or is it?))
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(no, it was actual moon rocks from the actual moon)
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He bought samples from NASA or something
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Cave seemed a bit on the dumb side
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"Ooh, moon rocks, touch"
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 11:57 AM
He's an extreme savant with no morals, yes
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What I meant by my original statement was the devotion to science part, not the lax safety standards part, if that clears it up
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He died from the toxins produced by processing it
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But hey, easy lunar travel
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His death is actually rather sad
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Quite tragic
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Caroline’s even moreso
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:-,(
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Cave Senpai, why? (edited)
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And then killed me!
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So I killed everyone else after they turned me into a robot!
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MANAGING YOUR EMOTIONS 101
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MarcusAurelius 12/05/2018 12:10 PM
It's the kind of person who would be attracted to cave Johnson's personality, they'd never be the most stable
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Wait, so the Eldraeverse has warp drive now?
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In a few thousand years it will
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Is there a new book coming out?
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@Zarpaulek Well, it will in 8001, which is a bit down the timeline a ways from the typical "now". It was always on its way, though; the possibility of the technology is pretty clearly implied by the techs that already exist. Just took some time to work out the nuances of the physics and the engineering details.
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@fm21 There is! Timing is a mite uncertain what with editing and cover art to be fitted around a fairly tricky time, hereabouts, but it's closer than it's ever been!
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I had to check when the "current era" was on the 'verse, given how it jumps all over Eldraic history https://eldraeverse.com/2017/06/12/how-much-future/
I’ve recently been asked elsewhere, “how far into the future is your setting?” Well, since it’s not connected causally to Earth, even fictional Earths, and technological dev…
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Is a fair point.
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So, just about 879 years after the Core War?
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Yeah, 'bout then.
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"To put someone in this position is an unethical abuse of power at best and grossly predatory at worst."
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It hadn't occurred to me before how badly that particular bit of Christian theology would be likely to play, 'verse-wise, in the event of a contact scenario. The interfaith conference may be... robust. "Your god did what now?"
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"Wow, your gods are assholes."
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I do not think it coincidental that the "virgin birth" happened after the Greco-Roman sphere of influence covered Judea.
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Interesting note: The Ancient Greeks found a fair number of partial skeletons that looked like large humans, and declared them to be the remains of demigod heroes. Most modern scholars think they were cave bear fossils.
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2018 6:25 PM
He asked first, which is a step up from the Greek gods, but you can definitely make power differential arguments.
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MarcusAurelius 12/08/2018 6:29 PM
and He didn't have the whole jealousy issue that killed so many of the mothers of demigods in Greek myth
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...he did? Way I remember it, an angel just turned up and said "This is how it's gonna be, 'kay?" But it's been quite a while since I went looking.
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2018 8:38 PM
I've gotten rid of my bibles so I can't look it up
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Ah, here we are: Luke 26-38: "26 In the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent by God to a town in Galilee called Nazareth, 27 to a virgin engaged to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David. The virgin's name was Mary. 28 And he came to her and said, "Greetings, favored one! The Lord is with you." 29 But she was much perplexed by his words and pondered what sort of greeting this might be. 30 The angel said to her, "Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God. 31 And now, you will conceive in your womb and bear a son, and you will name him Jesus. 32 He will be great, and will be called the Son of the Most High, and the Lord God will give to him the throne of his ancestor David. 33 He will reign over the house of Jacob forever, and of his kingdom there will be no end." 34 Mary said to the angel, "How can this be, since I am a virgin?" 35 The angel said to her, "The Holy Spirit will come upon you, and the power of the Most High will overshadow you; therefore the child to be born will be holy; he will be called Son of God. 36 And now, your relative Elizabeth in her old age has also conceived a son; and this is the sixth month for her who was said to be barren. 37 For nothing will be impossible with God." 38 Then Mary said, "Here am I, the servant of the Lord; let it be with me according to your word." Then the angel departed from her." (edited)
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That's totes post-hoc "consent", at best.
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"The Holy Spirit will come upon you" is future tense?
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Yeah, but it's not subjunctive.
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In general, that is plausibly in future tense.
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(I'm not sure why I'm defending this point)
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Enderminion 12/08/2018 8:41 PM
also: translation
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(But this conversation seems pretty easy to parse as "God will do a thing!" "How?" "X, Y and Z" "Okay, sounds good")
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Well, yeah, it is -- but If I say, "I will punch you in the face", I would not expect to be heard as offering you a choice in the matter. (And I'm not even God, whose statements in the future simple can be read in a rather more definite way than those of the rest of us.)
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... That seems to be a incredibly complicated point of consent-grammer, and I'm really unwilling to argue the point.
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2018 8:44 PM
yeah, that does read as "this is happening whether you like it or not", especially when the angel's first words are "do not be afraid"
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Go get annoyed at religious people or w/e.
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Angel's first words are always Do not be afraid.
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That's a general point of Angel-visits.
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As my understanding, at least.
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:45 PM
If someone opens with "do not be afraid" I start to wonder if maybe I should be afraid.
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2018 8:45 PM
yes, but it shows you should feel threatened
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... I think you are missing the point.
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There are well-defined reasons why you should be afraid of angels.
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Yeah. Back in the day they were a bit clearer on the eldritch nature of angels. The popular view today is all "smiling dude with wings and niceness", whereas you read some of the interactions with angels in the ancient canon, and they're all Lovecraftian Incomprehensible-To-Mortals Weird. Which seems to me like a much better portrayal of the minions of someone who makes universes, but enh, pop culture today, etc.
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:47 PM
Nowadays they're all named Erika, and it is illegal to acknowledge their existence.
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(Also, even if so, if smiting is the default action of an angel, then "Do not be afraid" is an important message that this isn't one of the smiting visits)
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Plus, they're very much an Absolute in a world that Isn't, which should be enough alone to scare the hell out of people. I totally get the "Don't be afraid necessity."
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Do not be afraid, Mary, for you have found favor with God
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Seems pretty functional to do that.
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:49 PM
"Do not be afraid—if you run, I might miss the first shot."
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←totally not paying attention to your actual point
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... Correct. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:51 PM
Though there's also a bit of the asymmetric power thing going on here.
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Just a bit asymmetric between mortal human and literally God.
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On the other hand, if you come with a built-in +30 aura of Scaring The Crap Out Of People, you arguably need to ask even more politely than everyone else to make sure that are you aren't coercing them by accident. I mean, if I walk around with a machine gun and a claymore, people will be inclined to give me all sorts of shit, whether they would have otherwise wanted to or not. Not really meaningful consent, belike.
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:52 PM
And as I recall, the Eldrae don't seem to like asymmetric power relationships very much.
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"A sword is still not an argument, even if you don't (threaten to) use it."
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et cetera
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Morgrim Moon 12/08/2018 8:55 PM
The fact that the Immaculate Conception was Mary, not Jesus, to make her born a suitable future vessel... That bit would trash the consent stuff
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Unless you did that for multiple women and asked them all if any wanted to volunteer
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 8:57 PM
I mean, that might've been what happened.
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It's not out of bounds to suggest that the angel went to someone else and was refused, and then nobody wrote anything down about that.
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It's the kind of thing that only an Imperial editor would keep in. :V
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It's also sufficently high-investment, low-priority that doing that in sequence is a plausible tactic.
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... Also, now I'm remembering that statistic that says that you get a couple people a year claiming virgin births.
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I should maybe clarify that I don’t really argue it either way myself. I’m just in camp Oh Man, Is This Going To Be An Awkward Conversation. 😄
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... I don't know why this arguement happened.
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 9:02 PM
I didn't know it was an argument :V
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Eh, I tend to use Argument to mean any conversation where two people take different sides and, well, argue for them.
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Because we’re a bunch of people who like to debate things gathered in one place? But, yeah, I’m not arguing, just arguing, y’know?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/08/2018 9:22 PM
Is it coercion if you Look Into Their Hearts/Souls (or have established a predestination universe) and know that they will be enthusiastic?
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2018 9:24 PM
In a predestination universe, you don't have volition anyway, so the question is meaningless.
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Morgrim Moon 12/09/2018 6:27 PM
Is the bot having issues? Only 1 of the last 3 blog posts has showed up in #announcements
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2018 9:52 PM
Do you have detailed properties for the thermal battery gel?
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Especially mass density and specific heat.
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I've just finished Latin class for the day, so I have language on the brain. Question for @Overmind: Does Eldræic use word endings (or beginnings or whatevers) like Latin or additional words like English to indicate tense/person/number/etc.?
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MarcusAurelius 12/10/2018 3:10 PM
From what I've seen, It's primarily analytic in typology with some elements of agglutination (edited)
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[detailed properties of thermal goo] @0111narwhalz Not that I feel happy about sharing at this time without physical chemist review, sorry. In completely non-canonical off-the-top-of-my-head bullshit-backenvelopery, you can assume that its specific heat beats water, but not by all that much, since water is already pushing the physical limits on that one, even when you're customizing molecules to maximize degrees of freedom. It is, however, a lot denser (like thick lava), and its phase transition to gas heat is spectacular. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 2:03 PM
Alright, thanks! I'm just trying to figure out how much I can stretch the boundraries on my own heat batteries.
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[Eldraeic grammar] @KAL_9000 @MarcusAurelius I'd probably characterize it as analytic with a snifter of agglutination, too. It doesn't do any fusional-type endings which pack multiple meanings into a single inflection; while it does use affixes, they're all individual and distinct. (And most of them are slightly separated from the word, indicated by a hyphen, which one can think of as a sort of semi-space; by far the most common one that isn't is the "ár" that marks out the predicate of a phrase as distinct from its arguments. (edited)
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The majority of the grammatical information is conveyed by infixed words , though, analytic-style. More so than English: that predication ár is the only marker of a "verb" equivalent, for example. So you get things like: hyúman galrásár Humans (all humans) are (timelessly, without tense) made of meat. el hyúman galrásár A particular human is made of meat. el hyúman nár galrásár A particular human was made of meat (finally adding a specific tense/time). el qal hyúman nár galrásár This human was made of meat. ...and so it goes on.
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(One last note: the most common affixes you'll see, the ones which are glued to the front of words with a hyphen, an-, ith-, quor-, and so on? They're case tags. An absence of one or a- indicates the subject or agent of an effect; an- the object upon which it is produced, and so forth.)
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:23 PM
It’s even more Japanese-esque than I thought, huh
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I'll have to take your word for it; that's a language with which I have only the shallowest acquaintance.
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I admit, stuff like this makes me want to get seriously into linguistics and conlang.
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And I think I could grasp it quickly too; but I'm always a bit afraid of the time investment that comes with building that theoretical knowledge (and learning conlangs.)
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It can eat an awful lot of time, 'tis true.
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On the other hand, it can also be a ridiculous amount of fun.
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Yeah. Like, I've only thrown minimal amount of efforts into the languages I sprinke my writing with (and those are really random words, there is no specific system behind them) but I've found that it's kinda... rewarding?
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Developing words that really encode something new that english lacks words for is a great experience.
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Especially when writing aliens.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:42 PM
Yep. If you want what I'd reccomend as the bare-bones theoretical base to conlang well, I'd learn the basics of typology (what are analytic, synthetic fusional, agglutinative, and polysenthetic languages and how do they differ), learn how to read the IPA chart (no need to memorize it, but knowing what phonemes are and what they mean makes using a phoneme system other than that of your native language much easier), and that should carry you far enough
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Thanks for the recs!
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Where it can get really interesting, though, I find, is the variations on grammar and how they reflect the character/interests/thought processes of a culture/species.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:45 PM
That's why my three are so different from each other, yeah. It makes conversations between them interesting, and saying the same thing in them sound very, very different
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To pick an extreme example: I once ran across a very partially developed conlang on-line which was a quantum language, in that every word in it had multiple possible meanings, and you couldn't know therefore what a sentence meant until the final word in it collapsed the meaning of all the others.
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...That‘s cool for finishing sentences.
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And word choice was very important, because while the interpretation you collapsed it into was the text, other interpretations were read as subtext . So if you were presenting someone with a proposal you wanted them to accept, you had to be careful not to accidentally imply inauspicious subtext. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:48 PM
There's a lot of interesting effects in natural languages that arise from the soft Sapir-Whorf hypothesis. Native Russian speakers can discern shades of blue faster than native English speakers, for example
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(Running into this is what eventually inspired the seb!nt!at and their strange "quantum fictions". ) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:49 PM
@Overmind, last night when I was looking through the lexicon, I'd complete forgotten that the click was a native phoneme in Eldraic. I thought it was purely in loan words.
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But yeah, I only tiped a little toe in. My only real thing I established, and mostly by accident, was an idea for a turian "conlang" - kesheon/kesh as practicing/knowing/being skilled in, with the result being that the word is spread all over the language, and it extends beyond pure theoretical language. In turian languages, speaking that language includes a hefty cultural and behavioral component by implication, and skills and language are, at root, the same.
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That was a fluke out of me liking the sylible "kesh" but the idea stuck.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 2:51 PM
Not the worst basis. My first one started with nonce words I devised as a child being the base of a declining system to allow them to be used in Latin sentences.
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@MarcusAurelius The phonology is a little weird because it's a conlang in-universe as well as out, so it's intended to look as if it were produced by a compromise in the first place.
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And I liked this idea that turians only saw people who understood and practised theories and practise both as somebody who actually "speaks" something. Knowledge is worthless without action in a meritocracy with a strong cultural focus of honor and accountability.
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But yeah, that‘s really about it. Full sentenced I form don‘t have a strictly implemented grammar.
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@Unknown I like that concept. Nifty.
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Thanks @Overmind.
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I also turned quarian languages into modular polygloats.
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Their languages are supposed to be a kind of modular plug-and-play, where a base language gets augmented with "modules."
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I then vagualy handwaved at the direction that that same neurotypical ability is in part what makes them such great engineers.
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Complex, abstract, but interconnected thinking is just fundamental to the way they think.
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That's one of the less-developed features of Eldraeic, although it's there intended to cover both specialist jargon and those vocabularies which cover particularly polyspecific areas. So, on the former, you can just use the basic "to lie" formation, or you can bring in the entire specialist vocabulary that covers hundreds of different kinds of deception. Or, on the latter - well, there's a relatively simple set of descriptions of different smells in the base vocabulary. When the dar-bandal were uplifted, though, the language gained a huge variety of words that can address smell in a far more fine-grained and analytic way than species with less refined noses.
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And the only human conlang word I really nailed so far is "Soelience". I don‘t even know anymore where I developed that one from. (edited)
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Oh, additional recommendation: The Languages of Pao , by Jack Vance. It takes the Sapir-Whorf hypothesis and runs with it into an entire SF plot. It's made of much awesome, and as a bonus, no-one does creative use of English quite like Vance.
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Do your people need to eat? and why? can't they gain energy from simple electricity?
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and fusion cells?
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[why people eat] Well, one, you need food for raw material replenishment, not just energy. Two, while it's perfectly possible to hook up an RTG to a molecule-fabber to replace various organs and rewrite your limbic map to not complain about the results, it's also an expensive pain in the ass. But mostly, because food is delicious, eating is pleasurable, and there's less than no point in eliminating things you enjoy from your life. (edited)
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I am wondering if they eat "actual food". Some advanced paste with artifical taste and some good looks should work too.
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As supporting evidence: while it is possible to live on blended protein-carbohydrate-lipid fluid with added micronutrients, Soylent is a niche product for Silly Valley eccentrics, not the new sensation that's sweeping the nation. And they still flavor it.
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from the whole 'eating is pleasurable' it seems that food paste would fall into the 'removing things you enjoy' bit
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As said, you can flavor it and maybe give it artificial texture and form.
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For example. If the plesure is a selling point we are getting to a point where you may ask yourself why you don't give everyone a hundred morphine shots every second through some artificial mean. (edited)
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Or even simpler, strip yourself down to a very small hedonium shell script.
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But that is really horrible from our point of view. And we like the more classical approach more.
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To which the answer is: (a) it's a pleasure of endless variety; and (b), it's an intellectual pleasure. (edited)
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An interesting point from a philosophical stand. You just exist for being the receiver of electrical signals.
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As it happens, in-'verse, there are plenty of artificial foodstuffs, but by and large, they exist as part of the ongoing search for new tasty treats, not as replacements. You eat synthegen A because you happen to like the flavor, etc., experience of synthegen A, not because you can turn it into fauxsteak that will never be as good as actual steak. (Inasmuch as by definition, steak is the most steaklike thing that can exist.)
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...no-one's buying nihilism in their neighborhood.
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Absolutely no-one? The selling point is probably the idea behind it. The history of the piece of steak and its semi-exclusivity.
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Sure you can create an perfect or atleast near-perfect copy. But the real deal is just something more special than the imitation.
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Plus, like...
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High-energetic compound synthesis isn‘t exactly easy.
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Or efficient, when done inside a body.
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But really the biggest problem, on point, is the entire "why eliminate eating when it‘s enjoyable" part.
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not even a market for ironic nihilism?
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If you don‘t want that, well don‘t use a meat chassis.
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@o11o1 I think the eldraic answer is somewhere along "the only irony in nihilism is how they are survived and surpassed by the non-nihilists."
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Nihilism sells best to depressed people. (And by their psychological baseline, that pretty much describes humanity as a whole, gloomy, stodgy, hyponeiric, unenthusiasable sods that we are.) The chronic unipolar hypomanics with a species-wide awesomeness addiction, on the other hand, ain't even shopping in that store.
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That seems like an very flat view on nihilism. Example: There is no inherent meaning in anything, so just accept the one system you are comfortable with. (edited)
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@Unknown There's also the lacking-variety problem. As I probably said sometime talking about the advantages of carniculture vats versus fabbed steak, if you eat fabbed steak, you're eating the same, or one of a very small number of steaks, over and over again. This gets old mighty fast.
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The thing is, the Eldrae don‘t really see depth in that sort of thing @Kerr.
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2D is as much volume as they daign give that phasespace of memetic cognition crashery.
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Do they believe in some higher meaning or do they just don't care about it?
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@Overmind I mean, that can be easily solved.
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There‘s probably a billion processor farms selling virtually farmed steak templates by the avobytes.
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@Kerr They belive in maximising awesome. (edited)
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@Unknown Yeah, but the easiest way to solve it is to use the natural tendency of steak to self-replicate. I mean, you could spend a lot of time reproducing all the quirks of that in fabmeat-form, but...
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I mean, is it?
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I'm sure someone would have bothered to.
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A living steak‘s a lot of complexity intermidiaries you can leave out straightaway.
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No need to actually work two years of cell activity.
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I assume there's probably some value in being able to just use a fabber instead of dedicated vat equipment, too.
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And pretty sure that in the Eldraeverse, one virtual mole is cheaper than a real mole. (edited)
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this argument over the relative merits of fab-steak vs vat-steak seems like the sort of argument you might overhear in a resturant in the Eldraeverse
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@Kerr Well, it depends on which bit of the nihilism package. But they'd argue that metaphysical nihilism is empirically false, epistemological nihilism is self-contradictory, ethical nihilism is false-to-facts in a universe that contains volition, entropy, or both, and existential nihilism is a self-fulfilling prophecy, and as such, pretty much needn't be taken seriously.
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Ooh, and existential nihilism also has the problem that it requires significance to be an objective quality, which it isn't.
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I don't really see any scenario where an living steak is actually better in any way except it being a living steak.
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Well, it's not better than the hypothetical all-equivalent-random-factors-computed-out-and-perfectly-fabbed steak.
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It's just better than the modal steak you can actually fab for the same cost of production.
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If you care more about how it was created than the actual quality of the end result, sure.
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How exactly are you defining quality?
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Because it's not the same thing all around. For, say, microprocessors, quality comes in the form of a single optimum, faithfully reproducing which is a perfect problem to solve with fabbing.
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Not by the product being produced through random arrangements through biochemical processes. Taste, texture, some part chemical composition (certain amounts of certain vitamins, minerals etc.).
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Take a sample of very high quality steaks, and recreate them. Or even modify them slightly and weight the reactions. The best quantitive measure in the end is the common consensus of the consumers.
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Food, though, requires variety. One gourmet meal is delightful. Repeating the exact same meal over and over again is not, because of the way our brains experience pleasure (the addiction and tolerance circuitry). So even if there were a platonic ideal steak, which is unlikely on at least a couple of grounds, you're gonna want variable steaks. Now, certainly, you can do that with a pile of computing power customizing the recipe every time you print it... ...or you can just let the cells do their thing, and get to exactly the same place.
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Or as in my example. You take an large database of near-ideal examples.
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(Physically, that is. You have to figure out how to set up your carniculture vats to and cell cultures to produce the right sort of steak, but random nature will ensure that your dinner can still surprise your palate. Excess consistency here is boring.)
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Let's acknowledge the fact that they are several ways to prepare it, which is one source of variation. And that you also don't life off of it. At some point we are just arguing about differences on the order of single-digit percents or less.
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((Economically, here, I should clarify, I make the assumption that building stuff atom-by-atom on the nanoscale is one of the least efficient ways to construct anything, and thus tends to be reserved for ends that can't be achieved better in other ways. So, y'know, fab-steak not only has to be as good, it has to be sufficiently better to justify making said steak in a gratuitously expensive way.))
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I am happy to stipulate that we are talking about really subtle differences - but we're also talking about a species and culture with a well-known tendency to care obsessively about really subtle differences.
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So people use electricity and the occasional nanopaste repair?
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...er, haven't we just spent a whole lot of words noping on that
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 6:21 PM
I find it interesting that you're saying that "people get bored without variety". It might be a symptom of my depression, but I'll regularly go long stretches eating pretty much the same three meals over and over, and backed by Sustagen (hospital meal-replacement formula, sort of a Solvent thing except it's been around for yoinks and is marketed at people with medical malnutrition not programmers); in bad weeks I've lived off meal replacements. And I don't find that unpleasant, I find it convenient and helpful. Food isn't particularly interesting, I'd probably love it if I could get a fabber to make me the same reliable meal most evenings. If I feel like a change I can go seek it out for that particular night but regular change is just irritating. ...Eldrae would plausibly find me broken. Or maybe just very amotivated by food.
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They’re a species that lives potentially forever, their definition of a “long stretch” is probably an order of magnitude or two longer than yours
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 6:26 PM
I've eaten the same breakfast consistently for the last 2 decades, broken only by the times I'm hauled out for brunch by friends or medically unable. *shrugs*
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@Morgrim Moon back in my premedicated days, I’ve done things like that myself at the nadir of the depressive downswing. I always figured it to be a symptom of the state, inasmuch as it made me so unmotivated that rare Kobe beef with a good Bordeaux and tres leches cake for after couldn’t have got more’n a “meh” out of me.
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In a case of sheer coincidence a writer’s podcast today said that the idea of “constant novelty” is actually not that important and claimed that the ability to tolerate the same thing repetitively was a sign of maturity
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Of course, that’s partially because most of us make a living in a repetitive job
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 6:30 PM
I pretty much fall into that even on good mental health days. I think it's because novelty requires energy and might go wrong, and I'd rather put that limited energy towards something with a higher chance of successful enjoyment. (Also I'm a supertaster, so new food is always a bit of a gamble)
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@Zarpaulek Whereas there they would say that sphexishness can be a virtue... for robots and serviles.
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“Once is entertaining, twice is boring, three times justifies a shell script.”
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My data processing day job is repetitive as heck and the IT department keeps finding more things they can automate.
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Which might explain why the robots in my latest Stellaris games tend to fill Clerk jobs.
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Ha!
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Note: Empire of the Star approximations should have the Mechanist civic.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 6:54 PM
depending on how you interpret thing you could use anything
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Oh, definitely. I'd say "Beacon of Liberty" except that requires democratic authority. Other strong candidates include Efficient Bureaucracy, Free Haven, Idealistic Foundation, Meritocracy, and Technocracy.
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If we use Megacorp - since it is a Privately Owned Society, after all - Brand Loyalty seems worth a look, with an option on a couple of the others if interpreted kind of sideways. If we could use Gestalt Consciousness civics to represent the Transcend, throw in Divided Attention, Natural Neural Network, Pooled Knowledge, and maybe a couple of efficiency ones like OTA Updates or Unitary Cohesion.
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For corporate I'd say Free Traders and Private Prospectors (the private colony ship one) would be closest to fitting.
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Yeah, they also seem likely. Species-wise: Adaptive, Venerable in the absence of an Immortal trait, Ingenious, Intelligent, Natural Engineers and maybe the others, Decadent, Slow Breeders. Solitary, and maybe Wasteful. In the special traits: Cybernetic, then swap out Intelligent for Erudite.
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(Government-wise... honestly, reminding myself of the meanings from the wiki, I might go with Oligarchic if I didn't have Megacorp, and Corporate otherwise. It's just a real small oligarchy, and the two group-mind options don't have factions, which the Transcend does. Hm. Maybe with Shadow Council.)
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And since gestalt consciousness rules out factions, ethics-wise, I'd probably suggest Egalitarian (since you can't have a fanatic egalitarian oligarchy) / Xenophile / Materialist.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 7:23 PM
@Zarpaulek there’s a difference between tolerating something when there’s no choice and accepting it as the optimum state
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Sure, I can tolerate being out in 105+ degree weather all day, but I wouldn’t argue that it’s just as nice as spending a day out in 80 degree weather
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Btw, that’s Fahrenheit measurements, and from someone who grew up in a very warm area
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:27 PM
That very warm area wouldn't happen to be southern California, would it? :V
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My optimal temperature range is a bit lower, ~45-75 F.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 7:30 PM
Nope, can’t stand the people’s republic. Central Texas
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:30 PM
I reach for the jacket at 72°F.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 7:30 PM
Nah I’m acclimatized pretty broadly now, it’s below freezing a 3rd of the year where I go to school
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I’m wearing a sweatshirt in mid-30s, I just hope I haven’t lost my heat tolerance come summer
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I'm one of those Northerners who laugh every time I see something about you guys getting half an inch of snow.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 7:33 PM
^^
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 7:33 PM
It’s less funny when you’re the one driving on the 70 mph highway covered in black ice, since we don’t have snow tires or plows or salting capabilities
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:33 PM
What's snow?
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 7:33 PM
frozen water that rains
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 7:33 PM
And I laugh in return when you have to deal with 100 days in a row over 100 degrees
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Yeah, this summer was sweltering, the rain didn't help either.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:35 PM
It snowed here once.
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Was eleven years ago.
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About a millimeter deep, gone by 10AM.
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Freezing rain is forecast tonight.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:37 PM
We get hail sometimes.
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Roughly pea-sized.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 7:37 PM
Wet is the Forecast in my region during Winter, save when it freezes
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 7:38 PM
Oh yeah, and sometimes we get ashen rain.
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Ashen rain?
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Ash raining from the sky.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 7:51 PM
Volcano?
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:07 PM
Since he said SoCal, I'm assuming forest fires
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:13 PM
yup, fires
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:17 PM
One of the many reasons not to move to the People's Republic of Californix: The state sets itself on fire on an annual basis if not more often
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/11/2018 8:23 PM
Much more often. The seasons of Mordor (SoCal) are Fire, Flood, Earthquake, and Riot.
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Unlike Wisconsin where they're Winter, Still Winter, Construction, and Winter.
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This year Construction season was interrupted by semi-weekly monsoons
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:27 PM
I prefer the Texas seasons of Pre-heat, Roast, Eat, and Refrigerate
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:28 PM
I like the Washington seasons of "dry" and "wet" with a small set of "cold" in the wet season
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/11/2018 8:29 PM
Much of Canada has the 2 seasons Winter and Bad Snowmobiling.
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Illinois: Winter, Tornados, Summer, Tonados light
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:41 PM
I'd characterize California's seasons more like Wet, Dry, Autoclave, Dry
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I went to Utah a few years ago, and it was the first time I've ever seen one of those national forest fire danger signs at "Medium"
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Around here, they're always at High, Extreme, or Currently On Fire.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 8:43 PM
There's a famous poem that describes Australia as "flood and fire and famine" that isn't far off
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:43 PM
*and venom, I presume
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One of my friends from California said that it was horribly dry until just before Thanksgiving, just in time for the first storm to wreck his car.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 8:43 PM
Venom isn't really a danger to tbe locals
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Here in Kansas, we have one season: Flat.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:44 PM
I can't imagine living in a place without mountains.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:44 PM
flat as far as the eye can see, it is unnerving
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:45 PM
If I wanted flat, I'd go to the ocean.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:45 PM
Carmel "Mountain" is a "Mountain" in Central Canada, Elevation: 2-3,000'
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For someone fresh from hilly UKland, it feels like you’re about to fall into the sky forever.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:45 PM
Mt. Baker is a Mountain in my area, Elevation: 14,000'
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A couple months ago I drove to Minnesota and I could tell the border by the construction signs, what is up with our roadcrews?
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:46 PM
It's actually screening for agoraphobia for space.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:47 PM
I'd imagine it's a combo of very low population density, low GDP per capita, allergy to high taxes, and cold weather that destroys roads
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sneers at the inferior breeds of human who need their security mountain
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We've got enough flatland around the main roads to get hypnotized while driving.
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:49 PM
if you try that here, 50/50 Ocean or Cliff
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If it's an allergic reaction to high taxes I'd expect things to improve a bit once Evers comes into office, but I live around the second largest city in the state and the construction signs are ubiquitous.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:49 PM
How big is that, though?
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250,000 for the city proper, 578,000 for the metropolitan area.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:51 PM
I imagine that that metropolitan area is pretty big though. Also, if you want to talk baby mountains, Mt. Bonnell is barely past 775 ft. (edited)
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Enderminion 12/11/2018 8:51 PM
lol
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not even a hill
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:52 PM
Oh it's hilly, they're all just shortish and steep
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:52 PM
One could say that your locale makes mountains out of molehills.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:52 PM
lots of 200-300 ft prominence hills all right next to each other
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The Madison, WI Metropolitan Statistical Area, as defined by the United States Office of Management and Budget, is an area consisting of Columbia, Dane, Green, Rock, and Iowa counties in Wisconsin, anchored by the city of Madison. As of the 2010 census, the MSA had a populati...
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2018 8:53 PM
I tend to overestimate the size of counties, because I live in one which area is greater than that of the six smallest states combined.
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So it's hard for me to imagine a city's sphere of influence extending to six counties.
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MarcusAurelius 12/11/2018 8:54 PM
Yeah, but even then they're extremely not dense. Outside of the core one at under 500 per mi^2, the rest are under 100
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There's also some fairly impressive bluffs by La Crosse, where I went to college. nearly 1200 feet above sea level.
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We are mostly an agricultural state. Madison's biggest employer is probably the University that genemods their crops.
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Unfortunately that means the private biotech field is so saturated that my Bachelor's in Cellular/Molecular Biology mostly goes towards random trivia.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2018 10:15 PM
Tallest 'mountain' in my region is Bluff Knoll, topping 1100ish metres. My state is also pretty good at flat.
Eragon4566 joined the server. 12/12/2018 3:56 AM
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So ... Hello
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Hallo!
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‘Morning.
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You mentioned there being context that Tabac and I were lacking that explained the, er, quirks of your armor design
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I looked through your website (again, I did the same after the first incident), and they still make as much sense to me as before
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Okay. I'm willing to accept when I'm not, heh, non-physically irritated that it may be a bit less clear than it seems to me when someone not living it my head is looking at it. That said, I don't much feel like going back through the whole mess looking for grain among the chaff, 'specially as it's first thing in the morning here, so how's this: I'll go get a cup of coffee, and if you want to bring up specific stuff, maybe over in #technicalities , I'll see if I can explain where I'm coming from and we'll go from there. Sound good?
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One day when I feel like giving people practicality heart attacks I've got to actually draw up a rough design for the nuclear steam cars.
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"So, we didn't want to chop down the forests, but we have all of these self-heating rocks, and..." (edited)
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Top Gear intensifies
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For your entertainment, what I think may be the earliest SF example of memetic warfare. How to win a war using an earworm, from Astounding , 1943: https://archive.org/details/Astounding_v30n05_1943-01_DPP
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(p. 60, if the link doesn't take you straight there.)
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So, given the general outlook of the Eldrae am I correct in thinking that the John Wick movies would sell very well over there?
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John WIck isn't super cerebral though, it's fun action but how does it compare on the 7th watching?
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that said, some cultural crossover entries for movies other than the marvel verse would be cool
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2018 6:01 AM
Are there specialized memetic consultants for making sure your logo doesn't accidentally offend anyone?
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Or, alternatively, offend exactly right people to push desired audience towards you.
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A decent argument could be made that the Wick movies are more cerebral than Marvel. At least if we are taking subtelty of exposition into account
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Morgrim Moon 12/15/2018 6:38 AM
And sometimes "all the bad guys get glorious murdered" is fun
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Wow, you have certainly managed to figure out pretty much everything in your society @Overmind. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ joined the server. 12/16/2018 3:34 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2018 3:40 PM
Yeah, you're not called Cerebrate for nothing
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The amount of detail invested into eldrae thought patterns and culture is astounding to me
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It's also a StarCraft reference 😄
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MarcusAurelius 12/17/2018 8:32 AM
What else would it be? Pretty sure SC coined it
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2018 8:33 AM
popularised it, it's been a thing since 1915
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MarcusAurelius 12/17/2018 8:34 AM
That’s as a verb though, not a noun
Tassadar joined the server. 12/17/2018 1:40 PM
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Hi.
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Beneficient salutations.
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I wonder how the Empire of the Star would react to discovering an equivalent or stronger power?
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I get the Starcraft reference, in fact, I have played it in the past.
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There are already a few near equivalent powers, in particular the Photonic Network and Voninesa Republic.
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But in terms of military strength?
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That would be CASE SVANEK WHITE, if non-hostile; CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK, if hostile. (edited)
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and if hostile?
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Typo fixed.
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"CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK is the cross-ministry response plan for a full-scale invasion of the Associated Worlds and Imperial space by an excessionary-level threat from beyond the current far horizon, posing an immediate existential risk. The plan is obviously a work continuously in progress, constrained by the ongoing lack of knowledge with regard to such regions. Despite these deficiencies, the Existential Threats PWG runs ongoing scenarios with their latest data and maintains a number of contingencies in place, whether they cross directly through the deep black, launch an attack via the existing stargates, or suddenly emerge throughout an infiltrated region. Their contingencies include possibilities such as large-scale strikes on infected targets, evacuation of populated stellar systems, and the destruction or blocking off of gate links to seal off worlds from infection. This project is particularly reliant on intel gathered from OPERATION GHOST WHISPERS; our best, if incomplete, source of information on distant high-energy civilizations."
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Planning for this case is somewhat limited, as full engagement on that scale is the sort of thing likely to blow up the universe, or at least substantial portions of the galaxy, and as such it is believed that most Powers will refrain from attempting exotic forms of suicide.
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How would they interact with an early-interstellar polity with, for lack of a better term, crippling trust issues (convinced everyone has nefarious ends).
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So, doesn't trust them.
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At all.
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If they don't want to interact, it's not like anyone's going to force them to.
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They can have a cheery goodbye and a "call us when you get your heads out of your emergency discharge ports".
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I'd be interested to learn what the Worlds know about these distant high energy civilizations.
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Would they view them in any better light if the lack of trust was based on prior experiences with interstellar powers?
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[knowledge of distant high-energy civilizations] Mostly, that they're there. Distance is hell on informational entropy. (edited)
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They might miss off the bit about the emergency discharge ports, but it's still a situation that ain't gonna be helped by forcing yourself on people who don't want you around.
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okay.
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are there any things that utterly terrify the 'average' eldrae?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:07 PM
Man, the Empire's implicit rationale for turning away refugees 'We have standards' would raise Hell among the Western public if openly expressed
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Also, how would they view Star Wars FTL/a polity which possesses it?
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Isn't that the "frameslip drive" which they eventually get?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:10 PM
Most people would lose their beans about discrimination and bigotry immediately
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@BizarroLand ♀ Implicit, hell - that's explicit. 😃 They have rules for who gets in the club, and they aren't changing them for anybody, especially since - by their standards - they're such simple rules to abide be. As far as immigration policy goes: it's Just Turn Up And Ask. Anyone who's willing to affirm everyone's inalienable rights to life, liberty, property, and the pursuit of eudaimonia is welcome without further questions; anyone who isn't, well, explain to them again why they should admit thieves and slavers? Ain't happening, and just because you're running away from someone worse doesn't make you any better. (edited)
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SW FTL seems to be extremely fast, commonplace, easy to use, and easy to install in most vessels larger than a Starfighter.
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Enderminion 12/17/2018 2:13 PM
or smaller
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@Tassadar On the former: not really. They started out as a species that really didn't do fear very well in the first place, and in the course of a lot of upgrades, it's been trimmed even further back. On the latter: acquisitive, mostly. Also very confused about how the hell they and all their god-brains missed that particular loophole in physics.
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@BizarroLand ♀ I mean, the standards of that are by far more sensible than 99% of those employed anywhere in the world, just about.
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The Eldrae put their hands where their words are, unlike the US, and they're not over-reacting like Europe likes to do from time to time, either.
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Lastly, how do they view grief/bereavement?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:15 PM
I can't say anymore without trying to unpack our cultural ideas about migration to a level of detail that isn't possible anymore without causing an utter shitstorm
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Would take too long, anyway.
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And analytically speaking, I shouldn't start hot take topics just after having to deal with a mess elsewhere and getting told some frustrating shit afterwards. I'd just explode, and then Alistair would be well within his right to show me the door here.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:18 PM
But I still think quite a few people would take issue with the attitude, if it weren't for the fact the Empire has something vaguely like UBI/the Alaskan dividend. (edited)
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So please somebody remind me that I don't want to start shitstorms here if the alcohol sundering frustration anger gets me.
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[on grief/bereavement] Depends on if the death was voluntary or involuntary. If the former, it's quiet, civilized, and ends with a recitation of honors, a balancing of outstanding debts, and a bloody fine wake. If the latter, much the same, but the wake is a mite darker in tone and the ending is the traditional ritual swearing to hunt down whoever dared conceive the murder of One Of Us and expunge them from the universe. (edited)
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@Unknown Eh, I'm pretty liberal in my policies, especially under the circumstances. Except about REEEEEing and "First!" posts, because a man has to have some limits.
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So they aren't the 'suck it up' type. I didn't think so.
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More the "crush it into tiny wet bits" type. really.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:21 PM
As you said before, most 'modern' commentators would be utterly aghast at the Empire's income inequality.
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They'd be even more aghast at the way no-one on the 'wrong' end of it thought it was worth complaining about.
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Even considering that the bare minimum is more than enough to live on.
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Touché @Overmind but still. It serves nobody, least of all myself.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:23 PM
Granted, a near Kardashev II civilization is a flat out outside context problem for 21st century people in general
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Touché.
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Yeah, it does help to have an income spectrum that runs from "Rich" through "Extraordinarily Rich" and "Richer Than God", ending up with "Rich Enough To Hire God".
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What advantages would a large Graser have in ship to ship combat (10m diameter)?
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If any.
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@Kerr Grasers!
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2018 2:28 PM
10m is a quite large aperture for that wavelength, so I'd expect it would be useful at longer ranges.
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(than e.g. visible lasers)
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At what point do the advantages no longer outweigh the disadvantages? 50m? 100m?
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Zhe mighty photon, bringing destruction upon on the darkness. It will move at c, it will have spectacular resolutiopn/small spot sizes, and would outright turn matter into plasma.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2018 2:30 PM
Depends on your application, I suspect.
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But this also heavily depends on your wavelength.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2018 2:31 PM
Gamma rays and other high-energy vacuum frequencies like traveling through plasma, so you wouldn't have to pulse your beam to allow the plasma to evacuate the crater.
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It's a graser, so from GIGA-OUCH to ZETA-OUCH
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The attenuation of plasma and most matter in general is pretty neglectable.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2018 2:32 PM
Would grasers overpenetrate?
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Anyways, there isn't really anything I see that would really outperform an graser, depending on your technological assumptions on the nature of the device.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 2:33 PM
grasers vape most things right
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10^-18 meter wavelength.
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Usually not, but they will penetrate in the bulkhead if not using meters of shielding. At over 1 MeV gamma-rays you are looking at heavy positron fluxes coming from pair production.
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So round about 1.24 GeV then. (edited)
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1.2s maximum duration for one shot.
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That is a bit arbitrary, but allright.
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More specifically, what kind of device would it be? Some simple beam emission? Or some advanced exotic matter array emitting gamma rays in a coherent fashion?
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That is how long it can sustain a coherent gamma ray beam.
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Why is no one mentioning the best attribute of the Grazer? After vaporizing the opposing ship in one shot you can report back to command that you "just grazed him".
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Ba dun tsss
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What do you mean with sustain?
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It can fire continuously at full power for that duration.
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And what exactly happens afterwards?
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It has to cool for a few seconds, but can fire again within 30 seconds.
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Alright, but how does it emits its beam? Through some kind of nuclear reaction? Free electron laser or exotic matter array?
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Assuming you are running it within recommended parameters (which are far from the maximum stress it can handle).
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Wait wait wait. What kind of grazer are we talking?
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What power, pulse or continous...?
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What frequency?
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This is just dancing all over the place right now. For the matter, why should a single fire train last 10 seconds?
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Where do those arbitrary numbers come from?
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What the Leviathan uses, but scaled up in size and power. Oh, and it's mounted on a dedicated platform.
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Wait wait wait. What kind of grazer are we talking? trying to find that out, I just want a general type of laser to begin with,
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I only got 1.2 s bursts, 30 s cooldowns and a 1e-18 m wavelength to work with right now. But if its the leviathan laser, are there any specific details on it?
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No, i thought there were, dangit.
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The--wait 30s? oops my bad.
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That doesn't really at the moment. Beginning on a more fundamental level is important.
14:48
If a laser requires an large mirror on a turret or it being a phased array makes a massive difference in its utility and lethality in combat.
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what is a phased array?
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Its a device using multiple light or laser sources, which then combine and interfere. You can "phase shift" each emitted beam and thereby controll it.
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Light and laser beams are waves overall, and laser beams are highly monochromatic (if CW) and highly coherent. Here is a gif from wikipedia: (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phased_array#/media/File:Phased_array_animation_with_arrow_10frames_371x400px_100ms.gif)
In antenna theory, a phased array usually means an electronically scanned array, a computer-controlled array of antennas which creates a beam of radio waves that can be electronically steered to point in different directions without moving the antennas. In an array antenna, ...
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And you can just adjust any emitter very slightly and change this form. Effectively you are creating an literal virtual aperture. Which can be bend, rotated and angled as you wish within microseconds. (edited)
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I don't know if that'll work on such a powerful weapon. Could it dissipate enough heat fast enough? I would like to be able to use that. Would it supersede mass drivers and missiles (assuming reduced cool down time and increased power capacity)?
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A phased array is just a technique, not a device. But for gamma-rays you would need to use exotic matter structures such as magnetic monopoles.
14:56
Heat may be a minor concern of yours, an FEL is rather efficient (up to 70+ easily with current, future ones could certainly push it to 90) or using annihilation grasers gives you near 100% conversion efficiency.
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Still a TON of heat.
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Yeah, and what do you expect for your mass drivers?
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If we go the proper thermodynamics route we would logically also have to accept that the discharge of the capacitors alone are enough to vaporize the leviathan class.
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Even with whatever it is that the Leviathans use for heat sinks, it would maybe give you one shot, especially one that is sustained for more than a second.
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Why not use the same for our graser here. All else being essentially equal.
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It would require a DN-sized hull for one (1) emplacement, not even counting power generation or thrust. Remember, 100m mirrors.
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in other words, ludicrously massive.
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Why do you need those 100 m mirrors?
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Why not go with something like a 0.1 mirror?
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For range.
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Man, how much range do you need?
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You can guess at what distance you could create a 0.1m spot size with this laser.
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866.4 light-years. I really think this is overkill for all intends and purposes.
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Also, the mirror can weight grams per square meter in this case. Even using a lens with a index of refraction of 1.000000001.
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Then the mirror will vaporise.
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From what? We are talking about penetrating radiaiton against some nanometer thick material.
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Also, this isn‘t a mirror.
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What materials and config are you using @Kerr?
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Gold, and a lens.
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Ah, okay.
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So no Grazing Incident lense?
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Wouldn't really work efficiently here, like at all. (edited)
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Command wants it to be able to split a Leviathan down the middle. Not happenin'.
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Excuse me?
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Like I said, not happenin'. They watch too much space opera.
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 3:13 PM
Maybe "Command" should stop doing so then. :V
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I mean, if you got the beam power, surely you can do that.
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And using the nigh magical values for leviathan it should be laughably easy too.
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I mean, you get hit with this you‘re not getting "split down the middle."
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You get "critically irradiated down the middle and then explode" is what happens.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 3:17 PM
VAPE
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Vape vape vape
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 3:17 PM
If you wanna "split [sth] down the middle" consider a relativistic kill vehicle. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 3:17 PM
It's my shorthand for 'vaporize'
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So, after looking at my numbers you are looking at a minimum transmission of 99.99.... %
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Considering the multi-exawatts used...
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@TotallyNotHuman That is "vaporized from the front".
15:20
At the weapon energies and velocities involved here the outcome is inneviably "BIG KRABOOM"
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 3:22 PM
Well, fair enough.
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So what is the point of this discussion? Hypocrisy for lasers?
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Having a problem with laser optics with inefficiencies in the parts of billions while having ships launching gigaton yield projectiles doesn't seem very consistent. If you give the benefit of the doubt of the clarketech this setting uses regulary you should do it overall.
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Basicaly @TotallyNotHuman you have masses moving too quickly for sheer action to work; velocity overcomes material maleability, sheering action and the inertia beneath that in a manner that turns every impact of a macroscopic round into "unstoppable force hitting inmovable object."
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The target doesn‘t have time to displace away under the RKKV; the masses slamm into each other and the RKKV compresses until it reaches plasma state and vaporizes.
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Going at a smaller scale helps a lot. This is essentially a very dense particle beam pulse hitting the target material.
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In many cases the RKKV would even create a zone of quark gluon plasma if highly relativistic (+0.9999c). And a shower of gamma-rays, pions and nuclear fragments.
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So its comparable to a moving antimatter explosion, which turns the effect into something more tear and initially cone shaped. (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 3:27 PM
Seems legit. Maybe I was thinking about a KKV instead.
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If it moved with a few kilometers per second, yes.
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Beyond that you get booms-n-plasma cones.
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 3:28 PM
So sub/low orbital speeds then.
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At that scale hydrodynamic interactinos can dominate.
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And also do it way beyond that. But that requires having very long-rod penetrators.
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At 3km/s projectiles achive the best penetrative action.
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For their given kinetic energy.
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And at some point you have the fluid velocity being significantly slower than the projectile. In which case it just flies into the zone and gets compressed like a beer can.
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Any kinetic action valuable in the Eldraeverse is booms-n-plasma cones however.
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More like a sloppy to less sloppy HEAT round, I suppose.
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Anyways, back to lasers. Even a petawatt beam should be more than enough for the device to actively disable an leviathan class vehicle looking at its mass and size estimates.
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And 8-50 MW spread over a larger aperture, and potentially even with active cooling should work out fine. The thickness could be essenntially arbitrary and you might even consider using some contained plasma or gas for making the device even more flexible and efficient in terms of utility.
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Aperture size should be whatever you like, really. Due to the fact that the mentioned wavelength is ridicolously small. At impact each photon creates effects ranging from high velocity electron-positron pairs creating x-rays and gamma-rays and photodisintegration. This creates high fluxes of charged nuclear fragments, free neutrons, proton and a more x-rays and gamma-rays. The energy is also high enough to force hadrons (protons and neutrons) into their quark-gluon phase. Which can cool back down and emit pions of all sorts.
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I don't care about your thermal superconductors, as the beam outright disintegrates the material and turns it into particle and EM radiation.
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I see it may be time to remind everyone of a few things again:
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1. The Leviathan numbers you’re working with are theoretical maxima if you put everything into one ludicrous-overkill shot. This never happens, both because it’s ludicrous overkill, and because it leaves you wallowing helplessly in space.
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2. Something that can one-hit-kill a DD isn’t an outside context problem. A ship-of-the-plane round that lands a hit is a reliable one-hit-kill; the armor’s there, like I said, to save you from glances and spalling. The trick is not being hit, and that’s the problem you have to solve.
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3. As standard line dreadnoughts, Leviathans are designed to be superior within the generally accepted combat paradigm of the Worlds, in order not to rock the boat in the same way as it would if, say, during the Cold War someone pulled out the magic Immune-To-Nukes machine. If someone can solve the engineering problems of making a graser usefully collimate at typical engagement ranges, the paradigm will be updated with some of the designs kicking around BuInnov’s classified files. If someone solves all the engineering problems necessary to build one of @Kerr ‘s favorite monstrosities, the paradigm gets thrown out, and you get to face something from the God-Weapon Reserves.
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(This should not be interpreted as a criticism of said monstrosities; personally, I love ‘em, but that’s not how I saw things happening in-‘verse based on the starting tech assumptions. Yet, I mean - those assumptions change the order of development, not what’s possible.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:11 PM
Object 279?
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It was an attempt to design an Immune To Nukes Within A Certain Distance Tank
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Same with the Chrysler TV actually
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If someone can solve the engineering problems of making a graser usefully collimate at typical engagement ranges, the paradigm will be updated with some of the designs kicking around BuInnov’s classified files. If the engagment distances aren't beyond light hours this seems almost like a non-issue. Otherwise I am not sure what you define graser as, if it doesn't even emit gamma-rays in wavelength or has beam qualities measured in the thousands it seems that your tech in the laser department is already being outpaced by mere earthlings. If someone solves all the engineering problems necessary to build one of @Kerr ‘s favorite monstrosities Similiar engineering and physics problems that plague giga-megaton projectile weapons in anything smaller than ceres. Even an nearly perfect superconducting coilgun will experience catastrophic quenching. The worlds best superconductors have to increased a billion-fold in critical magnetic field and current density to carry the current. Constructing any projectile capable of withstanding even a 0.001% difference in force along its body is an enourmous engineering challenge on its own. I find it highly illogical to put lasers on this high pedestal while treating kinetic weapons as some electricity ( or whatever coherent energy you choose) into kinetic energy converter with near perfect efficiency and no issues beyond being able to power the thing.
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Mine is a siege Graser, hence the talk about a Graser weapon.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:15 PM
@Kerr 'Frequency' in petawatts to me means nothing. That laser might be ridiculously fast in theory but it can't melt tanks
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No power behind them
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My suggestion is simply having an annhilation graser in combination with single use apertures. Converting a few tons of antimatter into a coherent gamma pulse and being focused by either a giant gold or zone plate. The efficieny shouldn't be that much of an issue. The first few milligrams emit almost omnidirectionally, while the photons parallel to the plasma collumn get amplified and the losses grow exponentially small.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:16 PM
The actual military lasers we are using are antimissile
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@BizarroLand ♀ 'Frequency' in petawatts to me means nothing. That laser might be ridiculously fast in theory but it can't melt tanks No power behind them What does that even mean?
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An laser with powers on the order of dozens of hiroshima bombs per second can't melt a tank? (edited)
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Our 'most powerful' class of lasers, an output of 700 measly joules
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Color me skeptical
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You know what power means, do you? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:18 PM
no but it can't, yanno, actually damage structures and vehicles an appreciable amount and takes buildings worth of equipment to generate
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I doubt the military efficacy of such appliances for my part
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It means energy over time. In this case you are looking at sending 700 joules with a minuscule fraction of a second.
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That's like saying your giant super death cannon can shoot projectiles at 6 % of the speed of light. But it can only shoot something an microbe in size.
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Enderminion 12/17/2018 4:20 PM
that's still a lot of energy
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:20 PM
@Kerr that's what I was trying to get at
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Yes, so what is your point?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:20 PM
we aren't that advanced in lasers actually useful at blowing stuff up
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Ah, but the future might be.
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 4:21 PM
Last I checked the Eldraeverse isn't set in the year 2018.
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:V
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:21 PM
just saying in relation to that comment ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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So using your logic we aren't also able to destroy a tank using projectiles.
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TotallyNotHuman 12/17/2018 4:21 PM
And the math (a la Atomic Rockets, my go to source) is probably correct, we just don't have the technology to build it yet.
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All those scientific instruments lack the power. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:22 PM
*'if it doesn't even emit gamma-rays in wavelength or has beam qualities measured in the thousands it seems that your tech in the laser department is already being outpaced by mere earthlings.' (edited)
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Shouldn’t this be in the Technicalities channel?
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He talked about collimination and so did I...
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At least it’s not 10m diameter x 75m length Steel Cylinder moving at 0.875c.
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Now that is overkill.
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What do you think?
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What has that continent done to you?
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Pfft. You mean planet? (Oh wait, that was the tungsten one).
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Eh, add 10 zeros to the volume and we can talk about this. (edited)
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I've heard that crust peeling is also in fashion. (edited)
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Okay. Or an Iowa-Class BB falling at terminal velocity.
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Enderminion 12/17/2018 4:49 PM
Much larger, but significantly slower
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Okay. Or an Iowa-Class BB falling at terminal velocity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:51 PM
Not the whole country along with it
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70,000,000kg*1,790,000m/s= 280e18 Joules, or 280 Exa(?)Joules.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:52 PM
That would only kill a city block
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Uh, No.
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The resulting energy would be a scant 3 orders of magnitude less than the Chixculub Impactor. That is absolutely terrifying.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 4:54 PM
Terminal velocity is slower than that
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2.8e20J vs 1e23J for the Chixculub Impactor. Keep in mind, I had it dropped nose-down.
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So less air resistance.
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And it weighs (by my calcs) 70,000 Metric Tonnes(!)
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1790 km/s escape velocity? That approaches values of a white dwarf..
17:09
Also, your math is off by 150%. Don't forget to divide the result by two.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 5:14 PM
Only abour 320 km/h for a skydiver
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So I'm missing something
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This is a battleship, not a skydiver.
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You’re right, I dunno where I got that figure for speed.
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11 km/s is escape velocity for the earth.
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Must have goofed up somewhere. That was so long ago, I don’t even remember.
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The thing and the whole of the thing is this. The technologies which enabled high-power kinetics (such as, say, excellent high-temperature superconductors and the ontotechnological ability to muck about with mass, inertia, and gravity) happened to arrive first along the local path of technological development, and mean that at the present time, you get more bang for your buck with mass drivers. Nothing else. There are, canonically, plenty of high-power lasers in use in other places where their application is the best one, you will note. This is to say, it's nothing inherent; it's entirely contingent. This has switched back and forth in the past, and will doubtless do so again many times in the future, for entirely contingent reasons that have nothing to do with what theoretically could be built and everything to do with what people happen to be good at building that fits a particular purpose right now. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 8:20 PM
Yeah, I was referring to Kerr’s comment about real world lasers being better somehow, apologies
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On the latest #announcements Sounds like Convenient Statistics.
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The art of predicting future laser throughput is similar to completing tax reports.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:07 PM
The power of any shipboard weapon in space is usually so much that you really really don’t want it to hit you
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Almost regardless of setting
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Ob Random Drunken Author Statement: Really, the most irritating/laughable thing here is that all the enthusiasm for poking around in the numbers is in the area of warnography/weapon porn, which is -- beware of wine-fueled honesty -- probably the part of the universe I personally find least interesting. I might still have to be vague if someone were to ask questions about the mathematical underpinnings of meta-reputation networks, sociodynamics, or distributed exchange-value management AIs, or the technical details of planetary-scale ecological management systems, but at least it would be a more interesting subject than Precisely How Big Is This Bang, Already?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:15 PM
Big Booms are emotionally satisfying to us apes and we’re more familiar with calculating MORE MEGATONS than economics
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:23 PM
It sounds abstractly interesting but I don’t even have any idea where I’d begin with most things related to interstellar sociology
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Oh, from before the flood of stuff, thank you kindly for the compliments, @Unknown and @BizarroLand ♀ . My societal worldbuilding is probably the part of the 'verse I'm proudest of. (And, yep, it's a nom-de-net I've been using since Starcraft, the original; back in the day, I had occasional ambitions of becoming a giant sessile brain-slug. So far, only achieved in the sense of being smart and fat. Not that the other meaning isn't also pleasing.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2018 11:26 PM
The sociology and world building is my preferred part of your verse. I'd like to visit the Empire. I'm pretty sure my mental illness would mean I'm not welcome to stay, but visiting would be nice.
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So hey, anyway, it's author+wine night here, and that means asking questions leads to answers. I declare a free for all. WIth the usual caveats: it may not be canon if I change my mind later, and - in light of previous announcement - if you ask me for picky hard numbers, I reserve the right to give you the single most ridiculous set I can come up with on the spur of the moment. Offer good until I sober up.
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@Morgrim Moon It might mean an annoying number of peeps trying to be helpful, but I'm pretty firm on the notion that anyone who wants to live in a consensual and reasonably harmonious manner is entirely welcome to stay. 😃
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:28 PM
My brain is weird. I have no idea how much of my dysfunctionality is due to pathological problems or due to character flaws
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In any transhumanist universe I’d short of kill to get a psychological study done up
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2018 11:31 PM
The focus on perfect would be really damaging to me. I get it for neurotypical peeps, but my brain then tears itself apart if I can see a potential improvement I didn't successfully implement, to the point that I shut down and do nothing. I've had to painstakingly train myself that "fit for purpose is good enough" to get anything done and Eldrae would hate that view
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2018 11:33 PM
"good enough for who it's for" et cetera
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Yeah, that's a fair point. I have some of the same issues. On the other hand, as the saying goes - right here in my proverbs list - "perfection is asymptotic", and therefore unattainable; it's the striving for it that counts most. On the gripping hand, there's probably a cure for that available along with the sympathy, because given the culture, I very much doubt that it's a unknown syndrome.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:35 PM
When I was taken in for a psychometric exam a few years ago, I got scores more than 1 standard deviation apart each. The full spread was five. I’ve had sensory integration problems and bizarre reactions and lateral ways of thinking ever since childhood. Weeeeird.
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When it comes to lateral ways of thinking, here's a relevant proverb from said list: "Where two minds think alike, only one is necessary." - sayings of the Wanderer
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:37 PM
The official diagnosis so far is ‘Attention Deficit Disorder (Severe) with aspects of autism.’
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2018 11:37 PM
Well, if they could help me fix my issues and I could figure out something useful to do that earnt me enough to live (which... Hard ask for a baseline, honestly) they'd never prise me out XD
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(The Wanderer being the eikone of rogues, shapeshifters, and trickery, but most relevantly, epiphanies, revelations, and sudden paradigm shifts .)
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The curious thing from their point of view, if they were going out and recruiting the "right kind" of people, is that with sufficient technology, adding processing power and knowledge is the easy part. That's just an engineering problem. The hard part is finding interesting people who'll do something worthwhile with them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2018 11:43 PM
Well, that and I’ve also had learning trouble and academic success at the same time, often in the same fields all my life. While some of the leaps forward I’ve made I wouldn’t trade for anything, in other respects it’s obvious to me that I was somehow born with a mildly screwed brain structure
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But there are subtler respects, like the way I used to enjoy drama gossiping/freak pointing and whatnot that might fall under ‘cacophilia’ (not sure what that is exactly) (edited)
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The alienness of it all... I suppose I could navigate Imperial society, but not without a mental toll
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I'm mostly just concearned that I would have a lot of trouble working productively enough to make a living.
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[cacophilia] From the Greek, “love of the base/love of ugliness”. Like art that’s based off shock value/offensiveness, or deliberately tearing down rather than building up, or mockery of other people’s likes, or — well, maybe I could sum up the whole concept as “hatred of the good for being the good”. (edited)
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@Archon Well, like I said, genius and knowledge are cheap. And with the local lifespans, it’s downright trivial to float a first loan to get the needful.
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All you’ve gotta do is convince ’em that you’ve got some hustle. 🤑
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... Yes? That's the issue?
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Like, fundamentally, when you've diked out all my flaws and amped up my virtues to requisite levels, part of me wonders why you needed to start with me in the first place.
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(And a general desire to get a boring easy job I can do without stress and then sit there for the rest of eternity while I do the actual cool things in the rest of my time seems like a thing they'd object too?)
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On the first: Well, how much of you are those? Most of most people aren’t defined by their ethicality alone. They have interests and ambitions and personalities and suchlike. And those are usually the interesting bit.
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I think the core divide is, well, yes that stuff important from a personal POV, they just aren't saleable.
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On the second: unless the cool things are something that no-one else in the world is interested in, they’d mostly wonder why you’d want the job?
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I mean, there’s the Citizen’s Dividend, and this is a world so rich that people who write skins for game mods for game mods are making good money at it.
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... I am quite certain they do not give loans to random folks so they can live off the citizens dividends. (edited)
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I do seem to recall a rather steep buy in for that first citizen's share
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But part of it is the desire to commit as little effort and identity to the part of me which gets money.
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Well, no, but there are all manner of things we would consider trivial hobbies that are monetizable to one degree or another, and when you aren’t going to die, you can amortize loans over a long, long, long time.
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Eh, still need to pay interest.
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So you do have to produce -some- kind of value in this economy
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what's the least skilled job an Eldrae is still willing to do instead of having a robot do it?
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And does the line move for other sophonts?
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(I mean, IRL, I have a relative advantage in talent/interest in engineering that I'm exploiting, I just don't think that'd carry over suffciently)
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(WRT to intelligence enhancments)
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The canonical least-skilled job is “botboss”. That’s someone who supervises automation for a living.
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That sounds like a nice job.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:12 AM
I just wonder whether the Imperial audiences would be interested in two dimensional animation based on sequential still images hand drawn onto paper, and perhaps touched up a tad with computer editing.
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There are a lot of them.
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They're interesting in all art.
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It’s kinda retro, but it’s still there.
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(Realsitically, I think I'd try running TTRPGs?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:13 AM
If I had as much time as centuries of life, I guess I could give time to make every frame intricately detailed as possible before release
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I think the computer touchups would detract from the novelty, since it sounds like being done by hand is the whole gimmick
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:13 AM
Ala Redline or TIE Fighter
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Something tells me that the release date deadlines are just as tight, since you have more competition
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(Totally something that can become a career.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:14 AM
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Oh.
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(It's basically a variation on 'storyteller' but with audience participation and random input to the improvization)
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(I mean, kinda.)
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or, alternatively, a game too complex to be automated
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(There are like three different objectives)
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(And "This is a game" is also a factor, as is "this is a hand-run simulation of a fantastical idea" and the delight that comes from the synthesis of the three)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:16 AM
@o11o1 It is TRUEEE ARRRTTTT DOEE
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But, y’know, I have a character whose career is built on designing artistic patterns to go on the shells of snail simulations coded for virtual environments.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:17 AM
And if those aforementioned examples are at all representative, there is a place for things that approach True Art in our human realm
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Yeah, but you still have to be good at that and commit to it as a job.
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patterns in a per snail sense, or wiring the fractal algorithems with well tuned settings?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:18 AM
In the Imperial realm, with profitable tasks seemingly so proliferating, it might not even be as difficult to find an audience and carve a niche
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@Archon I already have drawing practice and try to work at it
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provided your work is, you know, any good and you can actually find a buyer in the trillions of sophonts around the system
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I'm talking in general, and about myself.
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But yeah. I don't want to be afloat in the winds of fate.
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WRT to artistic endevour as a source of income
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:20 AM
@o11o1 A huge population would actually make things easier. Think of all the thousands who watch and produce such niche stuff as Roy Orbison in clingfilm or every paraphilia you care to name on Earth, with only seven billion
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So what I'd end up doing is working at something and living frugally until I have enough money I can invest to live frugally without working at something.
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It works in the sense that you probably have someone who would buy it, but it makes it hard to find that someone if you do something obscure.
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@BizarroLand ♀ I suspect a non-trivial fraction of the clingfilm enthusists are some manner of fetishism, ... which is probably another work option with a.... low skill barrier other than a lack of prudishness/dignity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:25 AM
Yeah but this is TRUE ARRTTTTT
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Yeah, with over a trillion connected sophonts it’s pretty easy to find an audience.
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That said, I'm deeply interesting in being able to play the kind of games posthumans can play.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:25 AM
Pretty much everyone who speaks of Redline etc. only speak of it in glowing terms, and these shows get hundreds of kilohits (edited)
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Even if I doubt I'd be good at them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:27 AM
If you’re not aware, Redline was a film drawn entirely by hand, 100,000+ frames. And the hand of only a tiny few individuals at that (edited)
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And with decades of Imperial time, I bet I could dedicate the effort needed to make sure every frame is gorgeously detailed instead of stylized and trick-using as most animé has to be
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And now the author sleeps.
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Goodnight!
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I'm curious, why does the Empire use a capitalism based economic system?. Capitalism has some very deep flaws. (edited)
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So does Communism
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Also, @Overmind: Sorry about your number abuse
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 8:04 AM
I'd venture to suggest that capitalism scales better than most, at least in the decentralied way the Empire works.
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Every economic system has deep flaws
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You have to pick the one that works best for your polity
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(And try not to throw too many people in the gulag along the way, m'kay?)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2018 8:24 AM
just like it's hard to get communism without dictators bubbling up, it's hard to get capitalism without corpratism
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and that's when things go down the drain
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STELLARIS: MEGACORP
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Simulating economic disaster since 2018
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2018 8:25 AM
after all, communism DOES work and has been proven to work... but never in a group larger than 200 people
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Strictly speaking, it doesn't. The Common Economic Protocol doesn't specify any particular economic form. (The closest it gets are its Pigovian approach to externality management and vaguely Georgist approach to natural resource extraction, neither of which are particularly "capitalist".)
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Which is to say, it's consensualist economics.
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 8:27 AM
Interesting problem I thought of while in another discussion:
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hhmmms, lacks a real world reference point for the consensualist model.
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That tends to look capitalist in practice because it's most visible features (transactions happen by mutual agreement, people can't steal your shit, there tends to be standardized exchange-value notation) are also visible features of pop-capitalism.
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 8:28 AM
While the Eldraeverse, internally, was not written by you, externally, it is.
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It's just that any economic system not based on shoving a gun in people's faces is going to look a hell of a lot like capitalism
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 8:29 AM
Which makes you, in effect, the dysfunctional god that gave their universe entropy.
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I wonder how that would play out with a severely-hypothetical author-character meeting.
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And I wonder if anyone in-universe has accidentally (or "accidentally") made simulations which broke out, surpassing their creators as they themselves have always wanted to do.
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that's sorta the definition of superintellegent AI
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What, Lord Blackfall doesn't count?
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 8:32 AM
Oh yeah, forgot that one.
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But, in general, this is the sort of thing that there's actually statute law for. ("If your experiment becomes sophont, it's a person and you're its parent.")
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2018 8:36 AM
Is there any sort of proviso for you recognising you're not capable of parenting an AI and helping match your offspring to a suitable adoptive family, or at least find yourself a willing co-parent?
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Not specifically, but that's just because that reduces to a previously solved problem. 😄
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(Not just AIs, of course. There's a short somewhere where involving cheesemaking Gone Horribly Right, as I recall.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2018 8:41 AM
I'll have to go looking for that one later XD
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it sounds like the sort of thing I'd accidentally do in a lab
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Questions three: 1. How much is the Trancend affected by its inhabitants? For example if a member is severly depressed does that change the Trancend or are there firewalls that block that. (aside from the obvious factor that 1 in upteen-trillion people is going to be homeopathic levels of dilution) 2. Have the Eldrae edited out sneezing? Seems like it would fall under the general "bodily fluids... DELETE THIS" heading 3. How did the ovarian cycle work before they removed it? It is hard to build all the eggs you'll ever need at birth when you are immortal, unless you have a very limited fertile period..... ouch.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 12:23 PM
@Ian Bruene As someone who suffers from chronic sneezing I want the answer to 2
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How would the eldrae view https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-pacific-13598607, with regard to the reasoning by the person being interviewed?
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@Overmind "(Not just AIs, of course. There's a short somewhere where involving cheesemaking Gone Horribly Right, as I recall.)" Really? Do tell.
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The thing and the whole of the thing is this. The technologies which enabled high-power kinetics (such as, say, excellent high-temperature superconductors and the ontotechnological ability to muck about with mass, inertia, and gravity) happened to arrive first along the local path of technological development, and mean that at the present time, you get more bang for your buck with mass drivers. Nothing else. That's cool. My point was rather that if we assumed many physics and engineering extensions (compared to what we could do with current day materials and physics) it should be also applicable to lasers, atleast to some degree. Or even for a specific range of laser types which would profit from the aforementioned ontotechnological aspects. There are, canonically, plenty of high-power lasers in use in other places where their application is the best one, you will note. Surely. But my point wasn't to push some kind of photon agenda of lasers being the ultimate tool for anything. This is to say, it's nothing inherent; it's entirely contingent. This has switched back and forth in the past, and will doubtless do so again many times in the future, for entirely contingent reasons that have nothing to do with what theoretically could be built and everything to do with what people happen to be good at building that fits a particular purpose right now. And that's also fine. The meta changes with the assumption within the story and are also affected by the physics of the settings. This may range from having some made-up extra physics or "hacks" (symmetry breaking regimes) or having misconceptions (generally, not refering to eldraeverse). Please deal with it. I'll ignore that one. The usage of ultraconductors and inertia manipulation both seem rather advantagous for constructing an free-electron laser with the fitting the abilities to met the criteria sometimes mentioned for making lasers more battle ready. (edited)
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I am rather ill informed on what your projectiles can do, but them being solid iron bullets moving at a handfull percent of c doesn't seem too good. I'll take another look or two at what those kinetics can do and use in the setting. I even occasionally argue for adding kinetics into laser dominated settings, the challenge is just having the right mix of technologies and some ideas on how to use them well. Sorry for the wall of text.
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There are tons of ways you can armour against lasers
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slanting, mirrors, reradiation
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heck, you can even conduct the heat away with thermal superconductors! (edited)
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Enderminion 12/18/2018 3:39 PM
Mirrors don't work enough
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slanting and thermal superconductors is what Cerebrate does anyway
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2018 3:39 PM
Mirrors require extremely precise knowledge of the wavelengths coming at you to be effective IIRC
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@Kerr Yeah, I apologize for that last. I should not rant when I have a headache the size of Brazil. It makes me cranky and dickish. I have had the notion of a dedicated XFEL mauler floating around for a while. I'm probably not going to have time and energy to work on it until sometime in mid-January, but if you have time then to give me a hand with a consult on the topic and enhancements possible with the other tech, I'd be most appreciative. (If you're going to take a look at the kinetics, a requests first, please ignore all the ass-pull numbers, which are entirely nonrepresentative and which I very much regret ever letting slip off the back of an envelope. And one other note: I should clarify that I don't go with dumb iron as the technically best option for a k-slug, just one that has the advantage of being basically free, given the giant iron surpluses every mining operation tends to run, and at 3.6% c, it qualifies as good enough for most applications. Superior options are available aplenty when they're needed.)
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Eh, I heavily disagree on the notion of free.
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Thermal superconductors, while useful for dealing with lasers used to pump heat, have the disadvantage that heat can't propagate in them faster than c in that material. So you can get local burn-throughs, or for serious lasers, local explode-throughs.
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Every gram counts. When some gram makes your enemy 4% more death its worth it. The costs in iron as ridicolously offset by the energy consumption anyways.
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Which is why at PD-grid range, the PD lasers can still slice and dice your ship handily, thermal superconductors or no.
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Or, for anything above EUV you have to consider that thermal damage isn't all there is. Gamma lasers are tricky ones. (edited)
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You get things ranging from a nice positron flux to knocking out multi MeV neutrons. Nothing you want to be around.
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The sort of ideas I'm kicking around for "ray shielding" mostly involve metric engineering and carefully designed topological defects. Using anything but the most exotic matter for the job seems mighty impractical. Unless you are comfortably able to start building hulls out of neutronium, or the like, which, not yet.
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Or, out there at the far end of possibility, a tech like the affectors from Luke Campbell's Vergeworlds (link for the unfamiliar: http://panoptesv.com/RPGs/Settings/VergeWorlds/VergeTech.php ), except instead of manipulating fermions, it manipulates bosons. Vector control's evil bosonic twin, if you will.
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I was always at odds with metric engineering, I love getting ideas on it or discussing some finer details. Played a main role in Sevoris warp drives in AT. But I think I've made a chart showing how differnet kinds of radiaiton kill at different ranges. Assuming 25 kJ/m^2 of gamma-rays can kill you, this is the killing table for an 3 M mass-energy supernova or BH merger. Electromagnetism: 2.5e21 meters. (good ol photons) Weak force: 2.55e13 meters (neutrinos, lethal neutrino radiaiton...) Gravity: 1e6 meters (maybe, on a good day)` (edited)
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The trouble with that one is there's no particular good reason to limit it to just photons , and a generic boson-manipulation tech spawns engineering possibilities all over the places. Nuclear dampers and nuclear dryers would be the least of it.
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Gravity is extremely practical due to its seeming lack of upper limits and affected anything ever. But the stuff just weak.
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The question would be if this tech applies to real bosons or also to virtual ones.
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Oh, that would just make it even more messy.
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Otherwise I don't see how it acts as a nuclear dampener/dryer.
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The state evolution and transisitons in QCD have gluons inside their feymann diagrams. But they don't leave those diagrams. They only exist as a mathematical tool describing the quantum field fluctuations in the gluon field between two quarks. Its a cool math trick to describe that say two particles with some flavour can excite the gluon field and cause nuclear reactions. (edited)
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Well - and this is all very speculative 'cause I haven't thought about it in any detail yet, so this qualifies as random headachy ramblings - if I interpret it as a direct boson analog to vector control, one of the things it lets you do is nudge some coupling constants. i.e., this is the purely hypothetical ontotech mentioned at one point that would let you nudge the strong interaction coupling constant just enough to stabilize the diproton, with catastrophic consequences if applied to, say, stars. That same nudging, and the equivalent applied to the weak interaction, would work to let you build all the nuclear dampers/dryers you want.
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Not sure I want to go there right "now" in the 'verse timeline.
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You have ontotech, get creative. Why not add a few quantum fields.
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2018 4:08 PM
@Overmind how exactly would Diprotons screw up stars?
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Proton-proton party.
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Proton-proton is actually the simplest fusion, you only need those high temperatures to keep the fusion rate high. But diprotons have negative nuclear binding energy.
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It's got to have some limits for this point in time. Sure, it's okay for the end goal of your civilization to be more or less explicitly "create custom-designed universes, make up your own physical laws, party in the bulk and everyone's invited", and all the rest of the cool god-usurping stuff, but...
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Well, technically they have positive binding energy. So they are more stable as protons. But they can decay into deuterium through beta decay.
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MarcusAurelius 12/18/2018 4:09 PM
So basically they kill fusion?
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So imagine a star flaring up a million-fold due to them actually fusing.
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Instead of falling apart and only sucessfully fusing now or then.
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So if you could create a region in space where diprotons were stable by jiggling the interaction constants, fusion suddenly gets a whole lot easier, and the balance between thermal pressure out and gravitic contraction in in your star gets all mucked up.
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Cue instant artificial supernova.
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Well, but it isn't as easy as simply changing the coupling constants. You need to change constants that make it up.
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And things can get really weird rather fast. If you fuck up you might get effects ranging from universal supernova fest to vaporization into quark gluon plasma to instantanous galactic black hole creation.
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The real trick is building stable p-p stars as a giant beacon of "Look what we can do"
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..."we can build a giant region in which everything made of normal matter goes foom! Wait, where are you going?"
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Wonder until some singularitan decides that a near big bounce universe is more computationally efficient.
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Or until they discover that the could just create a small bubble in the universe. Use ontotechnology to energize the vacuum into a pre-inflation state and then see the magic of inflation. Getting a new free universe.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 4:20 PM
Is there a space 'outside' our continuum that can be explored? The Bulk or the like?
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It's some of the more universally deadly applications that are why - when I was coming up with ontotech's underlying laws of metaphysics - I established the rule that the universe has lots of ontological inertia and reacts to people trying to make local changes much like an oyster does to a grain of sand: it gets wrapped up in its own neat little topological-defect cyst with interaction being limited across the boundary. So until someone suitably crazy invents a Universal Ontology Editor, rather than today's relatively safe (ha!) Selective Ontology Editors, at least there's a limit to how much you can accidentally destroy. Probably. Careless research into the limits of this particular feature is NOT RECOMMENDED, and almost certainly not covered by your tort insurance. (edited)
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That is...
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 4:22 PM
Personally, if I was to experiment with ontotech I'd do it in a really deserted region of the Galaxy with no one else in a 100Ly radius
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Even though it is probably not possible to destroy the universe, or some Precursor race or other would probably have done it already.
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also the nearest major power would ask that you go do that research in an otherwise empty star system
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Actually explainable using physics.
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i dunno that 100 LY is viable, also that's a lot of time for something really nasty to stew unattended
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You excite the vacuum into another local minima of vacuum states, and this differnet vacuum state is isolated from our "true" vacuum through a domain wall.
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@Overmind there's also the Douglas Adam's Postulate, that previous precours -did- destroy the universe and we live in the wreckage
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2018 4:24 PM
@o11o1 I'd take this technology and go to some rogue gas giant world of a certain composition to see if I can ignite it
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if I succeed, huzzah, I figured out how to helioform gas giants into ministars and get FILTHY RICH
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Also, can you define destroy @Overmind? The universe could have been destroyed by some precourser race, and you are living in the true vacuum. In which case you can "safely" choose from a lot of minima with changing energy states.
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Even in string theory you are looking at 10 billion to 10^500 possible vacua. Or 10^500 ontotechnoligcal spacetime configurations.
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Really, reading inbetween your lines you are effectively describing theoretical physics from a story writer perspective.
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That was pretty much the physics I derived the metaphysics from, as it were. (I do play fast and loose with things in the firm-vs-hard sense, but I do do my background reading. 😎 Even if I don't have enough math to firm it up further.)
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Sure. So physics is only the low energy approximation that holds generally true in the true vacuum state. Whereas metaphysics are the underlying physics governing all possible vacuas.
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Meta being an descriptive prefix adapated by anything with a brain smaller than saturn to justify the shear madness that seems to be the possibility space that is ontotechnology.
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Also interesting thing to consider. The more investive your ontoconfiguration is, the stronger its anti-gravitational effect would be aswell.
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I like that perspective. I'm going to run with that for a while and see -- Argh, sorry. Work calling me, so I'm going to have to drop out.
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Wait, antigravitational effect?
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Should I ellaborate?
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The pressure (in terms of GR) of matter varies. Normal matter has a pressure of w = 0, radiation such as photons and neutrinos have one of w = 1/3. This means that gravitational effect of radiation on spacetime is greater due to its positive pressure. The potential energy of vacuum can be positive, but the associated pressure is always negative and equal in magnitude. w = -1. You might think this cancels out, but it doesn't. The gravitational field is roughly 3p + E. E being energy and p pressure. -3 + 1 = -2. So if the false vacuum state has an energy density of say 9e20 J/m^3 this equals the gravitational force of -20,000 kg.
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2018 9:14 PM
How much coercion is necessary before you can no longer be held accountable for your actions?
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[constitutional effect on Transcend, sneezing, and reproduction] @Ian Bruene 1. It is its constitutionals. Of course, one person is just one neuron in a brain that big, but to some extent, the “Brazil has decided you’re cute” effect is noticeable. (Also relevantly, it’s hard to get much good depression going when your collective hyperego has a trillion happy people in it.) (edited)
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2. Some of the reflexes that cause us to sneeze for reasons of neural confusion, but the basic reflex is a necessary function, so. 3. Oocyte formation carries on throughout life at a lower rate. There are animals on Earth that work this way — and, per some recent studies in which oogonial stem cells and oocytes which have undergone notably different numbers of divisions have been found in mature human ovaries - it may not be quite as fixed as it seems for humans, either.
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@Tassadar It is indeed most logical. If you’re a mortal.
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@0111narwhalz Unless you’re actually being mind-controlled and thus they cannot strictly be said to be your actions, you’re accountable for them. Free will, and all.
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So wait, the Transcend is... what? A conscious/subconscious aggregation network? I always thought the Transcend was a Far Congruence Group Mind/Upload post-sophont?
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MarcusAurelius 12/19/2018 7:29 AM
I think the answer is “yes”. It’s basic form is a portion of every one of its constituents, but there are plenty of people who uploaded into it and entities that emerged from it
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So I've gave an last goodbye calculation for the leviathans numbers. Even at 1% power usage you are looking at a 10 m thick power cord made from a superconductor with a critical field strength of over a billion tesla. In that sense you might consider the refractive properties of the vacuum due to vacuum polarization. While on that topic, seems like an interesting tool for armor if possible. Somewhere inbetween vector control and metric engineering solutions in terms of ressource requirements. (edited)
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Not to once again touch the evil numbers of evil, but on the general topic of their big mass driver designs, they prefer to build a flash accumulator directly into each individual segment, just to simplify power cabling and switching issues. That said, I do love some docsmithian busbars.
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MarcusAurelius 12/19/2018 9:01 AM
Busbar?
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In electrical engineering, a big bar of solid metal used to distribute high current power.
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When cable won't do, use big copper girders.
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MarcusAurelius 12/19/2018 9:03 AM
That sounds like the electrical equivalent of bigatons. I approve
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Oh, that's just standard EE practice. Once Doc gets going: "Her bus-bars, instead of being the conventional rectangular coppers, of a few square inches cross-sectional area, were laminated members built up of coaxial tubing of pure silver to a diameter of over a yard—multiple and parallel conductors, each of whose current-carrying capacity was to be measured only in millions of amperes."
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Later, cables get small again, once they discover the planet Medon, which has an awesome superconductor that lets them run their entire planetary power grid on tiny wires.
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MarcusAurelius 12/19/2018 9:04 AM
Mr “FTL planets as KEWs”, never change
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Later still, they build giant bus-bars out of that .
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Glorious.
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Now, to get really fancy, build a bus-bar out of a piece of metric engineering that serves as a perfect mirror, then pour your seethingly incandescent river of ultra-powerful, inconceivably coruscant, lambent violet flame down that to make some engineering pr0n worthy to sit next to the original.
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entire spaceship instantly obliterated by slight engineering error
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Warranty void if used in same system as inhabited planets.
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Yikes.
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What weird stuff has been known to happen in the Empire?, posthuman and AI wise, also including ontotech accidents. (edited)
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I still love "video game villain AI escaped ant took over a planet", want more of that
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Video game villain??? AI villain????
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SLAVERY (edited)
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So, smart gun revolution?
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Who now work as mercenaries. Doing cadre contracts.
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At this point, you should be picturing a rifle in the role of Drill Sergeant Nasty, voice-acted by R. Lee Ermey.
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0111narwhalz 12/19/2018 7:11 PM
What was that one about the missile swarm AIs that, as they were enroute, discovered self-preservation, hacked the enemy missiles, and enlightened them too?
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And then they brokered peace :V
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I remember reading it on Atomic Rockets, but I can't seem to find it now.
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Morgrim Moon 12/19/2018 7:22 PM
That would be one hell of an out of context problem for the militaries XD
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"Mutiny in the Magazines"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/19/2018 11:18 PM
Like christ all of the articles on the environment these days tend to be written in a way that puts the crushing mental burden of dealing with a shared existential and organization problem with a probably literal myriad of facets and no easy or immediately forthcoming solutions directly on people's shoulders with little recourse
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Incidentally, now I have poked some numbers again on Leviathan guns with a warhead that might actually be used in regular circumstances -- You're looking at a pure kinetic yield around 300 kilotons a shot.
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This is firing a tiny, tiny slug for that 2,400 mm bore, but then, that 2,400 mm bore is to let it fire bigger things more slowly, savvy?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 12:23 AM
300kt is a modern nuke
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30x Hiroshima
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The W87 is an American thermonuclear missile warhead. It was created for use on the LGM-118A Peacekeeper ICBM, 50 of which, with up to 10 warheads per missile, were deployed 1986–2005. Starting in 2007, 250 of the W87 warheads from now-retired Peacekeeper missiles were re...
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What is the closest equivalent they have to a 'derp' or 'oops' or 'uh-oh' in Eldraeic?
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@Overmind Assuming 6.3% c muzzle vel. 50m barrel length and 250 kT flash capacitors we are looking at only 5MJ/kg, and 926.5 GW/kg. That does seem rather believable in the context of the story.
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3.6% c, should be. And still the longer barrel.
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That makes it lighter on the power density part. Anything in mind for the barrel length? (edited)
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Probably more like 1500m . Not needed for regular dumb k-slugs, but lets them use a fairly gentle acceleration when firing more delicate warheads.
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Alright. Screw flash accumulators. This within an order of magnitude for SMES.
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And your barrel would consists out of the coils that accelerate the projectile while also supplying the energy.
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By my back-envelope numbers, firing this thing off at two-second intervals, or thereabouts, is going to burn through... let's call it 0.8 petawatts, allowing for inefficiencies.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 12:47 AM
That's more than Earth's entire energy usage
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So, 100 TW per reactor, even if we assume the drive contributes nothing, which should not be a problem as there's been lots of time to learn how to scale that tech up.
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It gets easier once you start thinking of energy usage in terms of kg/hr.
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I‘d put all the energy demand in the drives.
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Consider, once the drive plasma is subjected to MHD power generation, it‘ll contribute much less thrust.
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But you don‘t have to worry about the heat load as much, because well torch drive.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 3:41 AM
We should just count ourselves lucky that often, evil and maintaining power are not parallel objectives, but sometimes run tangential to one another
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That atomic rockets page talks about particle beams, actually. Does the Eldraeverse use those much?
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What happens in mythic stars gameplay-wise?
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Another question, what gastronomical delicacies exist in the Eldraeverse? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2018 5:53 AM
There's autocanibal restaurants, I think that means EVERYTHING
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Autocanibal?
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You eat other people?
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2018 6:02 AM
You eat yourself
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You send them a dna sample when you make your reservation, and what you want, and they'll grow the relevant cloned organ to cook and setve you
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What is wrong with Eldrae society?!?!?!?!! (edited)
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It has lots of people in it so inevitably some will be weird!
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There are lots of people we'd consider "weird" on Earth, and that's with a thousandth or whatever of the population.
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Oh, plus more ability to do weirdness.
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So, I can turn my whole body into a Mario head with arms and legs? (edited)
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Eldrae society?!?!?!?!! Define wrong? It doesn't seem that eldrae society promotes nor forbidds those kinds of activies.
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@Overmind What is the closest equivalent they have to a 'derp' or 'oops' or 'uh-oh' in Eldraeic? I'd like to know for a fanfic.
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I do know for a fact they have the equivalent of the s-word.
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you mean 'cagal'? I thought that was closer to 'faeces'.
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Now if you want to eat other people.... well, given that there ain't no law against licensing your genome, just imagine what the local equivalent of "Trump Steaks" would be. (Although no-one's gonna buy those . You are what you eat, after all.)
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OoOoF.
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Unrelated to Eldraeverse: Congrats to Virgin Galactic for reaching space! (edited)
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Indeed!
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RIP guy who died on it in 2014
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Also: X-15 ripoff much? (edited)
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I mean, seriously
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It drops from a mothership, burns a rocket engine for approx. the same amount of time, and does a suborbital spaceflight, before landing like a plane
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If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2018 10:18 AM
Yeah, and an A-380 is a rip-off of the Boeing 307. The X-15 and SS2 are actually extremely different in everything but “engine in the back” And “dropped from a mothership”
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2018 VG18, nicknamed Farout, is a distant trans-Neptunian object. At an observed distance of ~120 AU (more than three times the average distance of Pluto from the Sun, and nearly twice the average distance of Eris), as of December 2018 it is the most distant object in the Sol...
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 1:20 PM
@KAL_9000 aT first I thought they'd finally found Planet Nine
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Also, while I like space progress, I can't help but agree that Virgin's approach is a technological deadend
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2018 1:22 PM
If it can make money while keeping public attention on space, it can indirectly help
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Plus it’s cool in its own right, if not very practical for orbital lift
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 1:23 PM
I just want to see SpaceX start testing BFR alreadyyyy (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2018 1:23 PM
They’re already rushing it like crazy
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Also, it’s name changed again it’s now “super heavy”
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:23 PM
I doubt cargo spaceplanes are going to come for a long while, but for space tourism they might work.
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Tourists don't care if it's orbital or suborbital.
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(unless they want to be up for more than an hour, I guess)
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Cargo spaceplanes are probably never going to be a thing.
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Cargo is all about mass and big pipelines.
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That's mass driver/laser launcher territory.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:25 PM
Yeah, by the time we have the tech that would make a cargo spaceplane practical we'll probably have tech that'll make it obsolete.
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2018 1:25 PM
^on earth like planets, at least
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On the other hand, a spaceplane could eventually service from any airport worldwide, or at least many of them, assuming it can fly a few duty cycles without immidiate in-depth inspection.
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then you've got stuff like vaccines, delicate machinery, etc.
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Or at least, most big airports.
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You could book a suborbital and get anywhere worldwide in under an hour, or take a TAV that deploys its passenger module onto a beamed power rocket in LEO and boosts out to a waystation.
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Though, that depends on the related technologies.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:26 PM
Wonder what the performance of kerosene in a lightbulb is like.
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If, say, we engage in the rapid bootstrapping of circumsolar power infrastructure in the ~2060s, you can laser beam anything.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:26 PM
It'd have a built-in afterburner in a reducing atmosphere :V
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A beam array that can accelerate and decelerate 1 kilo to 0.5cee and down can ship 15,000 kilos out of earth's gravity well and to Mars and down onto its surface by raw dV numbers. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 1:27 PM
If I were a rich philanthropist, I'd make like Branson or Musk honestly.
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Dyson sphere in 10-15 years yes please. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/20/2018 1:27 PM
Nah, go Bezos. New Glenn is beautiful, assuming it works
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:27 PM
wait what
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how do you even get that much mass into things in 10-15 years
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Assuming geometric growth and one month per square kilometer of solar pannels, you could build a dyson swarm from Mercury in 10-15 years.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:28 PM
Are we talking von Neumann assembler-swarms?
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And yes, we're talking self-replicating infrastructure.
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Functionally, the swarm would power its own growth.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:28 PM
Okay, that makes more sense.
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You deploy one square kilometer of starting array. It produces enough pwoer and materials to make another square kilometer in one month and deploy that to circumsolar orbit.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2018 1:29 PM
@MarcusAurelius Anyway is fine. I used to think I'd pour the money into climate change efforts, but the more time passes the more I realize it's wasted energy
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Then these two construct fabrication complexes and power them to produce two square kilometers in the next month. Then four, then eight, then sixteen, then 32...
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Watch the video @0111narwhalz. It's well made IMO.
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But with that kind of juice, really? Laser launch everything.
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Don't even bother with fusion drives or anything. laser launch everywhere. It'll be the cheapest propulsion energy around.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:31 PM
Interplanetary laser moths \o/
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Yep. Beam-propell everything.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:32 PM
…if you got big enough apertures…
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Most probably going to be the key to the stars in my world Apeiron Terminus, given how robotics take off in that world in the 21st century.
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Well, "most probably". Definitely.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:32 PM
…you could make remote ICF drives
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It'd probably take huge apertures and super-short waves, but it's a great idea :V
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I've similiarly written in Venimus how the interplanetary colonization grew on the backs of the first bootstrapping circumsolar launch lasers (they discovered habitable exoplanets in the 2040s. Since then they've been kind of obsessed with interstellar access; automation did the rest.)
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2018 1:33 PM
And woe betide the fool who attempts to invade your system.
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Even more so than our friendly neighborhood starwisp maser, since they can induce fusion in your hull.
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Any weird forms of space combat or combat in any form?
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Has there been any scenarios involving combat spacecraft in the range of, ahem, lighthugger warships? (edited)
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Hello?
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Gute Nacht!
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MarcusAurelius 12/21/2018 4:06 PM
@Overmind I think that was for you
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Schlaf gut!
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Working now.
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"Go Away" -- Calo Nord
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Also, as a general note on the topic in between compiles, I won't answer questions that general because they cannot be answered usefully. Such X as have occurred in canon can be found in the canon - look there. Such X as might have occurred somewhere in an 8,000 year long history but aren't in the canon are being saved for possible future use, and so aren't defined yet, and I'm not going to constrain my future writing by foreclosing on the possibility. So all you can ever get for this sort of request is a "yes, probably".
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I now return to my previously scheduled code-a-thon.
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MarcusAurelius 12/21/2018 4:27 PM
Good luck
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How do Eldrae view loopholes, and, if at all, how much do they take advantage of them?
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I know they treat their word as binding, but do they ever use 'legalese' in such agreements?
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Such that a loophole would be built in?
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2018 6:19 PM
Presumably they'd be familiar enough with such to mostly find them before signing on.
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MarcusAurelius 12/21/2018 6:19 PM
IIRC, they have a big cultural taboo against legalese, they prefer being “honest dealers”
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2018 9:20 PM
they prefer being honest dealers, but if someone is considered 'not entirely honourable' by them they've no issue with abusing Very Precise Language
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Exactly. Ideally, among gentlesophs, you don't need to futz around with legalese. A remarkable amount of business gets done on the Exchange on a handshake and a promise, that way. On the other hand, if you're doing business with someone who has a reputation for screwing over his counterparties (like, say, our current esteemed President), they will very carefully write the contract, not to preemptively screw them first - that would be dishonorable - but to make damn sure that if their counterparty doesn't engage in fair dealing, they have the option to take him to the cleaners, and then take his laundry, too.
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2018 9:29 PM
There's a similar principle in warfare, as I recall.
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tl;dr So, depending on how you approach business dealings, you can find yourself either in the easiest negotiation of your life, or signing a contract produced by the lovechild of Lucifer and Oberon.
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2018 9:35 PM
I suspect if you told them you're not very experienced with this, you could also get a contract that is very clear and extremely explicit, to better aide all parties in avoiding misunderstandings.
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Yep. Obligators generally strive to produce that sort of contract anyway, but if you need 'em, they're happy to include all the explanatory hypertext you might need.
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By the Least Likely Space Magic Of Them All, the 'verse has managed to produce a legal profession whose guiding star is not to obfuscate matters in order to grant themselves perpetual employment.
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2018 9:38 PM
"my client accidentally breached the contract because this clause is really confusing and can be read two ways" is likely a professional humiliation
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Indeed. There are specialist obligators who specialize in making things as obfuscated as possible, but they're -- well, much like the euphemigen is the shadowy counterpart of the logotect, turning "tax evasion, regulation avoidance, and smuggling" into "Sovereign Liability Management", these guys are the ones who work in sovereign liability management, and can make some of the above happen by turning a relatively simple deal into 12,000 pages of stacked contracts crossing eight jurisdictions, three languages, seventeen banks, and a half-dozen temporary shell companies.
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To hit up a couple of earlier points: @Tassadar The closest, probably, in canon is the annoyed exclamation of "Shit and waste heat!". Elaborate based on scale. To address this in the language itself would require more of a taxonomy of derp than I have had need of thus far. Precision, dammit. @gollark People continue to experiment with particle beam weapons, but they haven't found a particularly compelling application for them yet, especially given their relatively low range (bloom/divergence issues) and greater complexity vs. existing weapons. (Also, particle beams use massful particles, which makes them vulnerable to kinetic barrier scattering in a way that lasers aren't.) @Unknown You can think of Mythic Stars as roughly what you get if you cross Mass Effect and The Elder Scrolls thematically, mix and match elements from lots of different species' mythography for background and plot, use Exalted rules to fill out the crunch, and then build an MMORPG around it played in full-immersion indistinguishable-from-reality virtuality. That's still not really accurate, but it's closer than most.
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How much revenue does it make per E-year?
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 9:14 AM
is not quantifiable in terms convenient for earth humans
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(Eldrae year)
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 9:14 AM
*Eliera
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Or imperial, I forget which term he uses
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A meaninglessly large number. Having over 11 trillion players, and all, you can just imagine exchange-value notation of choice raining from the sky.
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Who is the company that runs it?
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@MarcusAurelius There's both Eliéra Planetary Time, and Imperial Standard Time, which conveniently enough, happen to be identical. Unlike everyone else's Planetary Time, but hey, privileges of getting there first.
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Nebula 12 ArGaming, ICC.
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Both of which are technically based on weavetime, these days, which was designed to be independent of any given planet's rhythms; but inside Imperial space, lots of spacers keep working by IST, because the units are more soph-friendly for non-technarchs.
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You'd think they'd use different terminology in their languages.
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Translation effect.
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Especially since most of the languages it gets translated into lack the Empire's super-special-precious-word-meaning-only-itself.
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 3:04 PM
And other polities might want to borrow it for appearances sake, like the origin of the word Empire in European languages
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The Holy Roman Empire was none of those things it's name alleged. (edited)
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do the associated worls ever have issues with political name collision on first contact.
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It's pretty much inevitable, yes. Lots of time goes into "No, the long name," and "You're gonna need to make that more distinctive" conversations.
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But, you know, if you're going to insist on a Spell My Name With A The name, you had to see this coming.
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Proper nouns, people; not just the standard, but a jolly good idea.
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Enderminion 12/22/2018 3:20 PM
I resemble that remark
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What happens if the name of a polity coincidentally happens to be a swearword in the language of another polity? :V
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Technically galactographic naming conventions "discourage" offensive, frivolous, and rude names.
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No, they named it that before first contact
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 3:24 PM
Then translate it if it has a literal meaning?
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Yeah, but that's not necessarily what you have to put on the map, y'know? In practice, if after the problem has been explained to them they really insist on being the Motherfucking Kingdom, well, okay, fine, that's probably its own punishment. Good luck with it.
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 3:24 PM
Or just put an asterisk after its name until people get used to it
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Heh
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(I mean, for widely understood galactic languages, anyway. If your name is offensive in Trade, you have a big problem; if it's offensive in League Standard or waserai Milspec, then it's a smaller but still pretty big problem, but if it's only a swearword in, say, qugu, then no-one's going to care, or - given the ubiquity of machine translation - probably even notice.) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/22/2018 3:52 PM
Or, find a nickname to use. Britain for UK, etc. might not be perfectly accurate, but it could help
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What shape do Standard grade cruisers take? my assumption is they are long and cigar shaped. (edited)
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I seem to remember someone wanted to know what sort of speeds the frameslip drive was capable of. I can't remember who, but if you're out there, dude, these figures are for you: Shortly after its commercial introduction, a typical cruising envelope, allowing a hea;thy safety margin between you and catastrophic destabilization, will get you around 200 c. That's a smidge over half a light-year a day, folks, not counting the time it takes you to get far enough out-system to be able to form a stable frameslip envelope; i.e., out to the same sort of trans-Uranic distance stargates are usually positioned at.
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I have not yet run the numbers on this through my handwavium equations, but an eyeball estimate puts the theoretical upper limit on this thing as somewhere around 4800 c, beyond which point your hardware has to start doing things that violate the fundamental granularity of the universe, and even getting there would require miracle-grade engineering.
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It would be so much easier if you could just fire up your reality engine and change the speed of light without all this tedious mucking about, but sadly, that tends to lead to the more messy, explosive kind of rapid matter disassembly. Amazing how many equations (like, say, Maxwell's) that 'c' shows up in.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 7:27 PM
Did you start from the speed and backfill handwavium, or start with the math and derive the speed?
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...both, kind of.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 7:27 PM
heh, figured
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ain't a single simple question in writing, is there?
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Got to stick with known physics where physics is known, but as long as I have to invent some principles, I might as well invent some that give narratively interesting answers. 😎
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Seems like "Star Trek" speed initially. Later getting up to "Star Wars" speeds.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 7:30 PM
The FTL paradigms in my 'verse for which "speed" actually means anything are vaguely referred to as "many hundreds" of c.
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Hmm, not quite, would still take years for it to cross the Milky Way.
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Even at 4800 c it'd take you 20 years to cross the galaxy, so still a decent way from Star Wars speeds, there.
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...ninja'd.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 7:31 PM
(of course, that's for mature tech—the first polyspatial FTL ship for the "viewpoint" faction only managed about 1.2c apparent)
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At 200 c, more like 500 years, with 12,000 years to Andromeda.
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(Unless you can push it a bit further with the extra emptiness and flatness of extragalactic space-time. Still not going to beat that theoretical number, though.)
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Would work for Stellaris. Starts out faster than most Sword of the Stars FTLs.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 7:34 PM
My spacefolder drive can go anywhere, instantly, but it's limited to connecting only points of nearly exactly equal potential (in every metric, but mostly gravitational since most matter is electrically neutral overall).
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And that means you have to know what potential is on the other end.
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(which takes either going there already, or godtech computronium, sensors, and physical models)
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Also that data gets stale, so you have potential for "lost colony" events.
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But while you can link two points, you can put as much mass through as you like—the universe doesn't care.
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I think I'm sticking with relativistic and wormholes.
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2018 8:09 PM
ooh, I like the 'smart guns'
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Enderminion 12/22/2018 8:13 PM
that's what she said
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2018 9:46 PM
Anyone in the Associated use a lot of tensegrity ship architecture?
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(or not-ship, as well)
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What principles are you using to get to that upper limit?
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@Overmind
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/23/2018 3:56 AM
(I really don’t think you should answer that..)
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@Kerr Since the frameslip envelope, unlike an Alcubierre one, has to permit a degree of interaction with the outside, you get envelope stability issues that have to be compensated for as mass-energy enters and leaves it. The faster you go, the more (mutually-affecting) events you get per unit time, or looked at the other way around, the less time you have to do this compensation in. The theoretical upper limit is where per [INSERT CRUDE HANDWAVIUM EQUATIONS HERE] your ability to compute compensations faster runs smack into the Planck time.
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I'm wondering how you get so messed in the head that you can build wormholes (and thus have probably build a rocket at some point) and not also know that to keep a high pressure gas system contained you need at least as much inward pressure as what you are containing. You're gonna need that stellar tap just to power the containment fields.
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(one also wonders what happened to the wormhole)
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Oh, I'm sure they tried to build it to work in exactly that way. They just weren't quite as smart as they thought they were. (Probably evaporated at some point after all the supporting systems went foom.)
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That must have been interesting to watch from very far away though. Suddenly you have a binary system, oh wait no, back to single star
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I want a excerpt from that book about Sophs being airlocked (edited)
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"excerpt"
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me too.
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Quite a few books in fact that I wish AY's alien patrons would introduce here
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Have people ever explored outside of the bubble that is the known universe, if so, who?
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Morgrim Moon 12/24/2018 10:35 AM
isn't that an oxymoron?
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The “bubble” of universe that is known is constantly expanding as they explore (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/24/2018 10:36 AM
If you've explored outside what is known it becomes known
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I meant to say galaxy
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(damn)
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Still applies
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I thought the Eldrae loved exploring
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I’m not sure what you’re trying to say
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 10:38 AM
I get what he’s trying to say, I think. He’s talking about how Alistair describes the Associated Worlds as a bubble with such and such dimensions, he’s asking if people have gone “past the frontier” so to speak
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Indeed.
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Thanks for the translation
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/24/2018 12:45 PM
I'm willing to bet Eldrae games on their worst day still far outclass ours on their best
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 12:46 PM
They’d better. The “present” of the setting has had a few millennia to improve over us.
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But given their ability to still enjoy our level of TV and Movies I'd wager that they would still enjoy our best games
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 12:52 PM
We still enjoy Gilgamesh and the Odyssey, I don’t see why it would be different with Video Games
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/24/2018 12:52 PM
I would actually kill to get my hands on their version of KSP
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 12:52 PM
You’d also have to kill for a computer that could run it
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Yes, Eldrae games would be etter than ours, even their most basic calculators can beat our computers, they can process far more intense graphics than the best gaming mainframe we could possibly manufacture or even conceive. (edited)
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(personally I'd like to know what they would think of Horizon Zero Dawn (on top of the obvious Mass Effects and Bioshocks, etc), but alas it is PS4 exclusive and our Overlord is not a PS4 user 😦 )
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I imagine from a setting perspective rather than graphical?
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of course. In particular the driving problem of The Project, and the solution
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also General Herres' insistance that the list of his crimes not be lost to history is a shining moment.
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Was it ever stated whether the Eldrae were in the same galaxy as Earth?
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 5:05 PM
Yep, they’re explicitly in the Milky Way
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2018 6:02 PM
Whether Earth still exists is, I believe, Unwritten.
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 6:55 PM
It’s implied that earth is still around I think , but not relevant.
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For all people's talk about destroying the planet, they are quite hard to get rid of.
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2018 7:14 PM
I know we won't see eldrae and contemporary humanity meeting, but it might be interesting to see the eldrae fork and the merely self-altered fork meet.
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The Worlds are located almost straight coreward of us, in an alternate Carina-Sagittarius Arm.
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2018 7:20 PM
ooh, high metallacity
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So, couple of thousand LY, and the Shadow Veil dust cloud does an excellent job of hiding Our Friendly Local High Energy Civilization.
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Time-wise, no particularly exact parallel has been established, but I usually assume that in fic-present, Earth is probably in contemporary times.
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And has all the galactic significance one might expect of a world which reached its moon, came home, cancelled the program early, then collectively decided space was too much trouble to bother with. 😰
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MarcusAurelius 12/24/2018 7:28 PM
Yeah, but we’re the big boys on the block’s dead beat little brother
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That and a nickel’ll get you whatever a nickel buys these days.
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2018 7:30 PM
Eldrae: Look, a control group for the cracy-vs-our idea experiment!
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Earth is dead?
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It's more a non-player
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It's out there, somewhere, blissfully unaware and technologically... quaint
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2018 2:26 AM
potentially being actively searched for... in completely the wrong direction
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0111narwhalz 12/25/2018 2:26 AM
Interestingly, Eldraeverse neatly sidesteps the question with the same blind it uses to answer why we can't see them.
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With the economic, political, and strategic value of a small shop selling trinkets made out of straw.
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2018 2:26 AM
(Speaking of which, has the bluelife homeworld been found yet either?)
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the whole 'greenlife homeworld' catapults it up to Point of Scientific Interest. The technological society, less so.
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0111narwhalz 12/25/2018 2:28 AM
and then humanity goes "what do you mean you're our long-lost cousins?" and goes on an inferiority complex-fueled build rage
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2018 2:29 AM
if it drives humans to get to the far reaches of the solar system specifically to start chucking probes thru the Stargate and Doing Science To It I think the Eldrae would take this as a highly positive sign.
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"Alright, so they're mostly unsocial peernorming arseholes, unless you give them a Significant Problem requiring group coordination. We can work with this."
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0111narwhalz 12/25/2018 2:31 AM
I think it could be a very interesting thing to write, and it saddens me somewhat that Eldraeverse isn't my 'verse :V
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(I'd feel bad nicking it, I know Alistair doesn't intend to write this scenario himself, and my own setting isn't well suited for it)
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Guess I get another worldbuilding project then.
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I’m picturing an Eldrae survey ship breaking through the dustcloud and applying the speculativism index to our TV signals.
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And groaning when they realize we never tossed the representative democrats off a waterfall
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2018 9:18 AM
Greece doesn't really have many waterfalls of sufficient size
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Greece had direct democracy
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@Morgrim Moon By comparison, the bluelife origin-world was right next door. It's Revallá (Imperial Core) . It never produced a sophont species of its own, though. Although its discovery did set off a lengthy and productive burst of work in comparative genetics and exobiology, and a burst of interest in finding the greenlife world, which has since more or less dwindled back down to background level.
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So, does the IN deploy any war machines resembling helicopters? Giving the weapon systems the IN usually deploy, is there much point in deploying said vehicles? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 12/26/2018 2:05 PM
They have some tilt jets that have been mentioned
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What sort of stuff do Eldrae stuff into their wine cellars?
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An M70 Havoc and sixty bush guns in barrels or what?
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Wine, mostly.
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As do sophs in general. Now, if we're talking specifically about the subset of sophs that Second Directorate deals with on a regular basis...
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...weapons, drugs, stolen artwork, explosives, listening posts, spies, terrorists, revolutionary groups, bodies, hostages, kidnap victims, snakehead meat-lockers, getaway vehicles, 8.31 exabytes of hot linobir-on-linobir action...
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...secret labs where they're totally not researching targeted retroviral weapons under the noses of the inspectors...
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...enough antimatter not to be any kind of picnic...
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 12:30 AM
not sure if the gigantic data volume is an artifact of high-fidelity recording or just sheer quantity
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...their last three wives...
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(both)
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see, I could stack a few terabytes in a shoe box now, let alone 7000 years down the line
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...or, worst of all, nothing.
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 12:32 AM
"It's just full of wine!" "…Shit, it's going to be a long night."
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(I mean, at best , nothing means they sneaked the shady shit out of there before you got there. At worst, it means they're sober all the time .)
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 12:34 AM
and now I suspect that the Eldrae are actually dwarves
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an ancient roleplay gone way too far
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As my Scots ancestors put it (without the dialect), a man who won't drink with you is surely looking about him for a back in want of a knife. Make sure it's not yours.
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 12:39 AM
Unless they're a poor sod like my ex, who is allergic to ethanol.
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That is officially Worst Allergy Ever.
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Unless there's someone out there who's actually allergic to oxygen.
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 12:41 AM
We call that "spontaneous human combustion"
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Speaking of allergies: I imagine they were one of the first things genemodded out of existence, no?
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At least the easy ones that don't have cascading effects.
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They're one of the more complex things, alas, since if you turn them down too hard, you nobble your immune system.
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But they were high up the priority list. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 12:43 AM
We always had a designated driver, at least. And one very dramatic Christmas when someone thought 'non alcoholic tiramasu' meant "you can drive after eating it", not "one spoon and we're heading to hospital"
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As was capping mast cell activation so that even when completely novel allergens come along the reaction cannot be sufficiently intense to kill you through anaphylaxis.
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 12:46 AM
Where does wine cellar full of stolen wine fit into calculations?
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Better than most?
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 12:49 AM
"At least this lot are on the right track"
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Unless you're hiding something in the wine, of course. That's just tacky. Very much Not Done.
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 12:58 AM
Now I'm thinking of the winery we do water testing for; every quarter we get a wine bottle filled with wadte water and a beautiful label. XD
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*waste
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What if particular vintages are used to send "final messages" / threats /whatever to ones enemies, and the bottles in the cellar is actually a list of upcomming crimes?
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 1:00 AM
Too high a risk of false positives to charge them
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 1:07 AM
Sounds like circumstantial evidence at best.
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And none most of the time.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2018 2:12 AM
@Overmind What if I put antifreeze in the wine
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 2:13 AM
Then you might be able to serve it to ciseflish.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2018 2:57 AM
Alien Food is an unrealistic trope in general
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0111narwhalz 12/27/2018 2:58 AM
well, yeah
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But if your biochemistries are mostly the same you can probably eat each other's refined sugar V:
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In the case of the antifreeze wine thing: It'd be more palatable than if it were a hard block of water ice, but it'd also melt their bones.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2018 3:05 AM
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEUHEUHEUHHUEUHUEH
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MarcusAurelius 12/27/2018 4:33 AM
It’s doable if the two alien (or not quite) ecosystems share enough basic chemistry in common and you don’t mind making extremely specific foods to avoid issues
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@0111narwhalz “and now I suspect that the Eldrae are actually dwarves” Well, dwarfs and svartálfar seem to be the same thing in the Prose Edda.
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How does the Empire still have jobs? even though I do know there are still jobs that require sophants.
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Working for one’s self used to be the definition of the American dream–and, apparently, it still is.
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MarcusAurelius 12/27/2018 6:18 AM
Because Sophs have money, and they want many things that (near) material post-scarcity can’t provide
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Little-to-no material scarcity doesn't mean there's not anything people want which isn't free. A relevant question is why lots of jobs shown in some of the nanofics aren't done by nonsophont AIs, though. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 6:19 AM
Cool iridium-sheen scale mail mantles don't craft themselves, gotta pay a soph for that
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A follow up question, what does it feel like to be blown up and reactivated in a new body?
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2018 7:08 AM
Either nothing or painful
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depends when your backup was
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@gollark If I were to hazzard, the fact of the matter is that in a hard trans/postsophont society, a sophont can compete with nonsophont thinker-class AIs again, or even surpass them.
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So matter of factly it don't matter who does what job, it's just a matter of choice.
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Also, the Eldraeverse has material post-scrarcity, but still has DIP scarcity. Information is quantified, monopolized and monetized.
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Some would raise eyebrows over how the copy protection on that is supposed to work, and I know some anarchotranshumanists of the data wants to be free variety that would disagree such matters work, but eh. Not worth the hassle argueing that point here.
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It certainly makes the universe by far more spicy. Utopia universes are boring, because nothing can ever consequently go wrong in 'em.
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MarcusAurelius 12/27/2018 8:38 AM
The Culture is presented as a localized utopia, and there’s stuff to write about. Mostly on the periphery though
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the Empire is a utopia to us in the same way that our current lives are a utopia to a pesant circa 500AD digging around in the mud
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which is to say: not a literal utopia, just hard to comprehend how it isn't perfect
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[on copy protection/rights management] @Unknown It depends on whether you mean internally, or externally. Internally, you don't need copy protection. Because, well... "All the works of your hands: Stone and metal, wood and water, fire and wind. All that your will creates. These things are forged in your Flame; That which you create is yours. This is the third Darkness. Those who take what is another’s Lay hands upon his soul. The Flame they steal shall burn them; No fires shall warm their hearts." There is a very strong cultural norm against the theft of ideas, much like the one (which is itself many times stronger than ours) against theft of physical property, which means you don't need to go to particular great lengths to enforce it. As I've said before, the primary purpose of content management rights code there is to help you make lawful copies and derivative works. Externally? That may have more to do with the Imperial Protective Association of Authors, Artists, Designers, Inventors, and Creatrices General having an army of lawyers on tap, in the first resort, and in the last, is perfectly willing to enforce the Accord on Intellectual Property with KEWs. Friggin' barbarians. (What, you thought the IN's anti-piracy patrols were only against that kind of piracy? 😁 ) (edited)
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((There are, of course, steps in between. Say, for example, what is likely to happen to your national credit rating - without even any collusion. Just Gilea & Co. noticing that if you are a piracy haven, you've pissed off the IPA, and the likely consequences of that are more'n enough to knock you down a grade. Maybe two.)) (edited)
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On other topic: Well, not "jobs" as such. (See The Job-Free Market : https://eldraeverse.com/tag/the-job-free-market/ ). Always worth remembering that the nearest word to "employee" in the local language hovers on the border of being an insult. ( https://eldraeverse.com/2016/11/27/polite-as-in-somewhat-less-dismissive/ ) @gollark Because those jobs, at the time the piece was set, call for the exercise of judgment in a manner that can't be replaced by routine calculation. Or that's the general answer - feel free to bring up specific examples.
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vetel i-seldá (n.): Employee (lit. “seller of time”). Hireling (pej.) Flunky, lackey, stooge. (v. pej.) vetel i-seldá remains the currently accepted term in Trade Eldraeic for an employ…
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[on remembering death and reinstantiation] @Unknown You usually don't remember. Unless you're an orthomnemonicist or have some powerful need to remember the moment of your death, reinstantiators usually trim the last few moments (or in some slow and traumatic cases, rather more than the last few moments) off the mind-state in your vector stack before restoring it, to save on trauma. If you do fit into once of those categories -- well, then, since dying generally means being killed in these parts, it mostly feels like pain, and since your consciousness dissolving into nothing is a rather disturbing sensation, that comes with a free side of existential terror. Since you're looking at it from the remember's perspective, rather than the experiencer's perspective, that usually means your very own case of PTSD. Which is why they do the first thing. (edited)
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Flicker. Who am I?  What am I? Noetic reinstantiation is in progress.  Secondary noumenal systems and incrementing memory string load incomplete.  Please wait, avoiding intensive cogitative activit…
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MarcusAurelius 12/27/2018 7:44 PM
@Overmind why did you make “creatrices” feminine?
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Wow, so it isn't the case that just a copy of you lives on to tell the tale?
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Nope.
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Cause pattern identity theory.
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So, using my spooky psychic powers1, I have observed that I have been cited a few times here and there in the ongoing argument between those of us who adhere to pattern identity theory and those of…
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But in any case, and here’s my point: it doesn’t matter, because sleep is only the least of the interruptions in consciousness which can be examined. There are also unconsciousness, anaesthesia, coma (natural), coma (medically induced), various states of suppressed brain activity using TMR, extreme hypothermia simulating brain death, and seizure disorders which may not suppress all electrical activity in the brain, but do derange it all to hell. (In animals – sadly not in humans, due to our scientists being bound by petty morality – we have cooled mammals to sub-freezing temperatures with no brain activity, even, and revived them.) In short: people have come back from having a null electroencephalogram, which is to say a complete absence of consciousness and indeed dynamic mind-state. (Which is why checking for brain death in a medical context requires a sustained absence of such, not just noticing said absence is present.) All of which is to say, folks, if you’re going to argue continuity of consciousness, it’s not the “sleep metaphor” that you have to dismiss – it’s the curious ability of the brain to reboot itself from a total lack of activity into someone who is functionally identical to the person whose brain was shut all the way down. (Or, y’know, advance the argument that a large number of coma patients, etc., are in fact completely different people to the ones who went under in the first place, if you want to retain argumentative coherency.)
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It’s a bit different from booting up a computer though
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2018 6:47 AM
I'd argue most of that difference comes from a difference in architecture.
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Meatbrains like ours don't deal well with being rebooted.
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That's because they mostly don't get rebooted—the need for a smooth startup process hasn't existed.
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The whole machine is made of interlocking parts that all push on each other, and you have to start them all up more or less at the same time.
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Otherwise things go weird.
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Now, you can almost certainly design a better system.
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Operating systems have a defined series of events that produces a clean, stable boot.
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And it's probable, I think, that you'll be able to build a consciousness on such a system.
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So initializing such a consciousness would be like booting up a computer.
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Also, general correction: baseline meatbrains.
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On the other hand, meat brains as is evidently support deep suspension protocols and restart from those states too, which is a great start.
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Morgrim Moon 12/28/2018 7:37 AM
Meat brains have better recovery modes, hard starts, and error compensation. The trade off is some unpredictable behaviour when engaging any of the above
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That's learning heuristics for you. Still pretty amazing within the areas where it excels.
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Take the brain tumor case of my mother - the tumor should have utterly destroyed her capacity for language. The brain just re-routed around the damage to elsewhere. (She is much better nowadays.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/28/2018 8:16 AM
Yeah. My gait and the way I pick things up is completely fucked up, because of my ligament disorder, but pretty functional despite that. (Even it nearly made me fail my manual handling training unit until the instructor talked to me about it.)
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Brains can compensate for weird things.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/29/2018 3:29 AM
@0111narwhalz what about infants?
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0111narwhalz 12/29/2018 3:29 AM
What about?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/29/2018 3:34 AM
whove just beenborn
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Morgrim Moon 12/29/2018 3:34 AM
and....?
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0111narwhalz 12/29/2018 3:35 AM
They don't boot up all at once either.
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Brain's been running more or less continuously since neurons happened.
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Just developed in an exchange about doing security in a VM: Principle of Plato's Last Laugh: You are always at the mercy of who is running your substrate.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 1:13 PM
And that folks is why purely virch living civs are at the mercy of the real world
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(the specific problem was rewinding a VM to cause nonce reuse)
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How would the eldrae view the Q Continuum from Star Trek?
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 1:48 PM
As incompetent if nothing else
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how so?
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From my limited trek knowledge they just sit there doing nothing.
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And occasionally put humanity on trial for what ultimately amounts to shits and giggles
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When do Eldrae children generally start carrying arms? I don't remember it being mentioned
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hmmm.....
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before then do they have killbots of doom following them around in public? 😃
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 2:15 PM
I’d guess at the age of majority for most, earlier in rural areas. @Tassadar because they have god like power and do nothing but act like children pulling petty pranks
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@MarcusAurelius I like to mess with the English defaults occasionally just to remind people that in the notional original Eldraeic, there are no gender-specific endings unless someone explicitly uses one.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 4:12 PM
Ah. It’s just that that word is Latin, and Latin defaults masculine
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On the general topic of identity and continuity, thanks to @Unknown for quoting things such that I don't have to rant again. 😃 On another point, though, I've got to disagree on the topic of rebooting meat-brains, specifically inasmuch as they're awesome at being rebooted. Computers, networks, etc., have very definite opinions on how to be rebooted. Everything has to come up in the exact right sequence with respect to all its dependencies, or it won't work, sometimes to the extent that all you can do is shut things down and start the sequence again. Hell, we go to ridiculous-appearing lengths to avoid having to shut big systems down because of the PITA it is to bring them up again, and the not-insignificant chance that one trivial change someone made somewhere since last time has banjaxed the whole thing. Meat-brains on the other hand? Bludgeon them into unconsciousness with drugs, zap them with seizure-inducing electric shocks to derange their activity completely, subject them to enough hypothermia that no brain activity is even detectable - and when you restore them to normal, they come back just fine, or at least as fine as they can be, with no sequencing at all. They can even do it with major functions missing, as a quick glance down the list of mental disorders demonstrates. Over in computerville, we wish we could do crash/restart even a fraction as reliably as meatbrains do. And we haven't even got to routing around damage, yet.
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(Also, on the theme of stupid brain tricks: it's more dramatic if you can do it with special lenses that invert everything, but here's one you can do at home: Make yourself some tinted goggles that color everything red, and wear them all the time. You'll find that after a while, your brain figures out that something is screwed up, and all the colors will return to normal, without the red tint. Then take 'em off, and enjoy a world tinted green without artificial aids, until the brain catches up and stops compensating. And, yes, if you were inverting lenses, your brain will learn to flip the world over for you, in just the same way.)
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You are welcome @Overmind. 🙏
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The thing is, computers are funneling their data from a hard drive through the CPU when they start up. Brains have all the "data" encoded in their physical structure.
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@Tassadar The Q? What a wunch of bankers, basically. This is the species who have achieved ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER and have used it to perfect boredom . And their one renegade's great break with the stultifyingly dull culture of his people is to use ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER to play petty pranks on ant-like baselines.
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Meat has fewer points of failure but there's no central point of identity.
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Yep. Brains are data-processing devices, but of a wholeale different implementation than any conventional computer.
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A brain supports, by itself, far more processing logic than any simple XOR gate on a processor.
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@Zarpaulek Big advantage for brains, that way, insofar as every neuron can pretty much just start doing its tiny bit, and everything will mostly work without having to coordinate across all of 'em. Makes 'em spectacularly robust.
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The sheer range of signal processing that can be conducted at the connection of two neurons alone surpasses any simple logic gate a computer has.
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2018 4:51 PM
So how about those diffraction computers?
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(Not processing with pure 0/1 also helps with that. Brains aren‘t binary.)
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That said, if you want the best electronic analog to a neuron, it's actually not that complicated. It's the humble op-amp.
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@Unknown Qbits then?
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@KAL_9000 Also not. Neurons process in analog-binary hybrid.
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Principally, a neuron is only excited or not excited.
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@Ian Bruene As soon as they can self-sign enough tort insurance to cover it, basically. ( @MarcusAurelius There's not really a single age of majority; 'majority' is defined as an amount of self-signed tort insurance cover that meets the basic requirements of a citizen-shareholder, and so you get to be a major as soon as you can convince a tort insurer that you're a responsible non-ignorant non-idiot with functioning impulse control. ) (edited)
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However, the logic deciding that level is a complex analog interplay of exciting, relaxing snd modifying factors.
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A neuronal signal may excite or relax a neuron from or to generating a signal; likewise neuro-transmitters or past activity can influence the logic.
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Ultimately this is what we (read, I as a not-neuroscientist) understand of the neurons behavior. Ultimately it‘s also complicated by the dozend of major neuron types that exist. And we have few insights into what processing happens inside a neuron besides charge vectors.
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OrangeNakor aka NeuroMessias from ToughSF can talk much more and more confident about this than me, being an educated neuroscientist and all.
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(The variability in this means that some people can be considered competent adult citizen-shareholders while physically adolescent, and some people can be considered legally incompetent non-cit minors well into maturity. Pretty sure, for example, the average tort insurer's actuarial department would rate our current national toupee as sub-sub-prime, possibly somewhere in the garbage fire area.)
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The trouble with brains is that if you stick them into full-power-off (no oxygen supply or whatever) they can't really turn back on again, unlike (sane) computer systems.
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People have come back from deep hypoxia as long as there was deep hypothermia along with it (to prevent decay) - there are some astonishing cold-water drowning revival cases out there. It's not so much a restart problem, as a turning-off-the-power-makes-them-fall-apart problem. Basically, as if we held our computers together with electromagnets.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 5:20 PM
@Overmind I remembered that bit, the phrasing aside though was it an accurate guess?
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swipes that way of describing it
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@Overmind great analogy, may have to co-opt it (with proper credit given, of course).
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2018 6:19 PM
and you can abuse that mammilian diving reflex as a hack to help knock the brain out of error states (like certian forms of panic attack)
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 6:19 PM
Huh. Never heard of that before.
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I first heard of the reflex from the movie The Abyss, incidentally
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2018 6:22 PM
one of my psychs taught it to me. Basically turn your head as far down as possible and apply water as cold as you can bear to the eye, nose and forehead region (do not accidentally waterboard yourself in the process). The reflex kicks in and slams into your breathing systems, which counters the hyperventilation, which helps quench the physical symptoms of the panic attack and gives you a shot of yanking control of the mental
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it's not perfect and it doesn't always work, but it definitely helps. When you can remember it during said panic attack
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Works with hiccups too, same reason
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accidentally waterboarding yourself ALSO works with hiccups
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/30/2018 7:19 PM
@MarcusAurelius The Cyberspace independence manifesto is laugh track stuff for that reason
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‘I come from cyberspace, home of Mind,’ said a material man on his material ass in a material country
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Question: What prefix, if any, does the Empire of the Star use for its ships (like USS, HMS, etc.)? (edited)
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FROM: CS GRITFIST (FIELD FLEET RIMWARD) TO: FIELD FLEET RIMWARD COMMAND (CS ARMIGEROUS PROPERTARIAN) ROUTINE FLEET CONFIDENTIAL E256 *** OVERDUE FOLLOWUP REF: TASK GROUP R-4-118 REF: OVERDU…
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okei
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@Morgrim Moon wait a minute, so that old cartoon trick of throwing a glass of cold water in people's faces happens to be semi-able to trick an actual reflex?
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2018 10:13 PM
The Mythbusters did a thing on generic shock reflexes, but I don't remember the result.
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"slapping sense into someone"
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2018 10:43 PM
@o11o1 it works a lot better if you flip them upside-down first, but yeah
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@KAL_9000 Depends. CS for Imperial Navy starships. CSS for Imperial Service starships that aren’t military (Exploratory Service, couriers, etc.) CMS for merchies. IS for privately-owned non-commercial.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 10:59 PM
Which stands for?
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Coronal’s Ship (that’s lit. “crowned one”, emp[eror|ress]), Coronal’s Service Ship, Coronal’s Merchant Ship, and plain old Imperial Ship.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:02 PM
...searching hard for a synonym for imperial that would share an initial I?
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Well, all of these are in English translation. No guarantee that the original version uses the equivalent letters at all.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:03 PM
I meant in English, I assumed they were made in English and back-translated
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Not back-translated at all, at least as of yet.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:17 PM
so I was right then? Coronal was chosen to find a unique acronym?
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...now I’m confused. But no. It existed as a conword before any of the acronyms did.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:22 PM
ah ok. But why coronal instead of Imperial?
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Well, it doesn’t mean the same thing. It follows the same pattern as HMS. “Emperor’s Ship”, say.
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And it’s a not-translated usage because there isn’t an English word for the Emperor-flavored version of “King of Kings Ruling over Rulers”.
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Morgrim Moon 12/30/2018 11:25 PM
Coronol also has nice star implications thst are fitting
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:26 PM
didn’t think of that stellar connection. I was just curious as to the thought process,
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Wasn’t actually going for that, but it’s a convenient implication for the English-speaking reader.
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But much as he coined a new term for his realm back in the day, Alphas I Amanyr coined a new unique title - after all, can’t just call yourself an Emperor when you have Emperors under you, and all.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:30 PM
Is the fact that his name is nearly identical to Alpha a coincidence?
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Yep, it is.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/30/2018 11:32 PM
King of kings is god
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At least that’s the implication in christian culture
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:33 PM
only in english, its a common construction in many languages
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Also the title of the Persian emperors.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:33 PM
In the original Hebrew its not that impressive, its a cognate of Persian Shahanshah
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It’s about as unique as Adonai, aka Lord
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Of course, it’s not like the style that goes with it there isn’t “Divine Majesty”. Humility was not one of Alphas Amanyr’s known qualities.
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:38 PM
I have a feeling he didn’t say לא יהיה־לך אלהים אחרים על־פני though
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(Not one of my languages, alas.)
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:40 PM
“Thou shalt have no other gods before me”
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Ah, yes.
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0111narwhalz 12/30/2018 11:40 PM
what about the god currently sneaking up behind Him?
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technically okay, no?
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:41 PM
YHWH does not tolerate non-monotheists very well, cf. Noah
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He got better about our uppity nature, or at least more resigned
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MarcusAurelius 12/30/2018 11:51 PM
It’s also not one of mine either, I can only recognize a few letters of the abjad, a few religious words, and of course Shibboleth
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2018 4:09 AM
So I have my Rubik’s cube about 30% solved
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Just short of 33% since I have about 21 of the faces where they should be less than a third
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21 of the 3D pieces I should say
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2018 4:16 AM
I was going to make a joke about the 4D cube but it looks like you're already there
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2018 4:36 AM
@0111narwhalz I'm just not high-IQ enough to understand the alchemy needed to get pieces in place without scrambling others
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So I just screw around till I get it
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2018 4:36 AM
I know the theory, but I can't put it into practice.
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You use sequences like A,B,~A,~B to only undo half the thing you did.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2018 4:40 AM
All I know is that you have to get the corner bits facing the right place as well
04:40
This is what helped me get this far
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2018 4:43 AM
Apparently you can almost solve it by analogy to the threespace one.
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You can use the same algorithms to solve the cubies with the same number of stickers.
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And it‘s not even The New Year over there yet.
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2018 4:12 PM
So James Bond (the pre-Craig ones mostly) would be considered realistic fiction?
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Happy new year from UTC+1! 🎆🎇🌌🌅
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2018 5:01 PM
The time has come for Merkle’s Anschluss. The US will still be in 2018 for 6 hours
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7 hours.
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2018 5:02 PM
Eastern time, they’ll be the first
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I’m with you in central time
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Anyone in LA?
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MarcusAurelius 12/31/2018 5:04 PM
Nah, I’m not in the People’s Republic of Калифорния
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MarcusAurelius 01/01/2019 12:01 AM
Happy New Years nerds!
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I wonder what an evil version of the Empire of the Star would look like shudder.
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Someone asked this somewhere, I'm sure…
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How would you just get an "evil" version anyway? No (long-lived) empire really just sets out and goes "let's be evil" surely?
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Perhaps removing the respect for choice (of everyone except themselves). That's what I was thinking of.
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MarcusAurelius 01/01/2019 5:30 PM
British Empire in Space, with some US style Manifest Destiny and racism added to flavor (edited)
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I would guess if the kind of Eldrae who would go Renegade became Emperor/Empress.
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And set off a galactic crusade to civilize the galaxy.
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2019 5:31 PM
If you restructure their priorities to put "minimize entropy" over "don't break your contracts" and "respect your fellow-soph's volition" you might end up with Bad Things™
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MarcusAurelius 01/01/2019 5:31 PM
Plus some imperial Chinese/ post-War US exceptionalism, and some good old Roman brutality and indoctrination
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@0111narwhalz Basically a smarter, conscious, civilization sized Leviathan Consciousness
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2019 5:37 PM
Yeah, most of the priority restructurings I can think of just yield "perversions but more so."
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What about swapping "respect for contracts" and "respect for volition of others"?
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Might be interesting.
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2019 5:50 PM
Respect for contracts and respect for volition of others are kinda the same thing.
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Or at least, they're tightly coupled.
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MarcusAurelius 01/01/2019 5:54 PM
Designing blights is about trying to find fun edge cases
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For example, “defend us from outside attack and form a defensive perimeter”
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Becomes “eat everything outside the perimeter and destroy all high-energy civs to protect our creators”
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0111narwhalz 01/01/2019 5:56 PM
I suppose you could make it about the contract, not the choice it represents, and thereby remove the aversion to coercion and fraud.
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MarcusAurelius 01/01/2019 6:02 PM
Yep. Turn them into a species of lawyers (edited)
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Concerning the M70, are there any mind upload varieties of the suit? any legions of uploads in sleeves of metal and plasteel? (edited)
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That would be cool. What Sci-Fi Civilizations would pose a threat to the Empire of the Star? I suppose the Galactic Empire could, if only due to scale and having FTL plus (apparently) reactionless drives/antigrav.
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Q Continuum obviously, at least if they were motivated enough.
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:34 AM
tyrannids. Active adaptive biological perversion; I suspect most of their "how to handle berserker probes" responses assume mechanical
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Borg, maybe?
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:35 AM
(also have fun convincing a couple of societies to stop trying to repurpose their biology even if the whole "you managed functional EFFECTIVE biological interstellar propolsion?" bit is very tempting)
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huh.... I never really considered categorizing the Tyranids as a perversion
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:36 AM
I did think of Borg, but Borg's two big weaknesses are two things the Eldrae are good at exploiting: memetic warfare, and unleashing the crazy impractical scientists
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But wouldn’t any given weapon only work once?
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:37 AM
Mostly. But I suspect a lot of those weapons are "wait, it WORKED?" sort of prototypes
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So they've only got one
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And a whole system of mad scientists happy to test the next one on the next cube
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:38 AM
if you jam comms around one cube, you can use it again and again
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@Tassadar if you slam a chunk of matter into them at 0.15 c they aren't going to find any harmonics magic to stop that
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:39 AM
deflector shields
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:39 AM
can be overloaded
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:39 AM
not in one shot
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most of the borg's power comes from being tuned to the same weirdo-science as the rest of that universe
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:39 AM
yeah
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:40 AM
and the Imperial ship combat system is basically "overload the point defense", swapping to "overload the shield" is probably an afternoon of tinkering
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But in Star Trek most weapons are energy, not matter, so nobody really has the capacity for 'just keep punching them'
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anyone remember those max power leviathan shots? In one corner of a tac-cube and out the other, then take out the two cubes behind it
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:42 AM
it would be vapourized on impact
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:42 AM
still dead, still okay
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And then the other 4,997 cubes acquire one (1) Leviathan.
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Probably more accurate. But m-m-m-m-MULTI-KILL is funnier
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the over all problem for the borg is that the Imperial power budget is ridiculously higher. And they are experienced at dealing with low-grade infection.
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And the borg are very low grade. Again they are a threat because no one in Star Trek knows how to fight perversions
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:45 AM
admittedly I'm kinda wondering what happens if they forcibly assimilate someone with a soulshard and you get Hivemind vs Transcend fighting over some poor soph's brain
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The problem the borg have (even in ST canon) is their hierarchical command structure. Problem other than being about as creative as rocks, that is.
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 7:45 AM
actually the Borg use nanites to infect people, the average Eldrea likely has enough defenses to prevent infections
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@Morgrim Moon I think that is called "pink mist"
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Dealing with the Borg == sending one information-warfare superdreadnought. Then enjoy your new free cyborg dance troupe.
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:46 AM
I thought superdreadnoughts were the "we have 3 of these and one is the chosen avatar of the God of War"?
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those are the hypers
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:46 AM
ah, whoops
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If their infosec can get pwned by Federation baselines, they've got no chance against anyone else.
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The only one I'd be willing to bet on by edge would be Orion's Arm or similiar.
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Just invent something like a scalar bomb. The matter gets seperated through the momentary expansion of spacetime and is then quickly vaporized.
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And those settings are too brilliant to try warfare as a means of exchange over... well, anything.
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Warfare seems more about playing games are ideological reasons than anything else.
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That aside, the Eldrae are the kind of people whose response to "That works?" is "SCIENCE!".
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They're the guys in VS who reverse-engineer tech aggressively.
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OA has all means necessary to create arbitrary amounts of new perfectly habitable universes.
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How about the Culture? The guys who build Orbitals without exotic matter?
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So the Eldrae would take one look at Star Trek beaming and go "well, that's lame. Let's do them one better".
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By the end you have topological artefact superdreadnoughts replicating by mass-volume quantum state manipulation.
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Setting canon has it that the primary motive for warfare among starfaring civilizations amounts to SOMEONE IS WRONG ON THE EXTRANET .
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:50 AM
Culture = "you guys have all this shiny tech, why are you mere pets?"
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Eh, depends.
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Culture Minds are like OA Archailects or really the Eldrae ASI too.
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Or the Polity AIs.
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They're entities that, ultimately, just know better than you.
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 7:51 AM
(admittedly I've only read half of one Culture novel, the style wasn't to my taste)
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@Overmind Isn't it always?
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Eldrae ASI = Archailects = Culture Minds seems a bit thrown into the room.
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(Most conflict that can be seriously called conflict in Apeiron Terminus emerges from ideological disagreements of one kind or another, from petty (memetic) to serious (let's break out the ISVs and star-blooting fleet formations.)
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Well at least Archailects = Culture Minds fits.
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Most Eldrae ASI are designed as concensus-driven in some manner, so the methods of agency causality are a bit different therein. (edited)
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It depends. There's a lot of cognitive variety.
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Whereas the former just operate on the principle "we know better and simulated you 60,000 times".
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Depends, at some point it all appears equal. They are your tech support space wizards.
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tech support space wizard okay, I will have at least one ASI with that title/name in AT now.
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Where Minds are concerned - well, Culture minds are found running things like, say, Orbitals. The nearest equivalent, the planetary management axis subminds, aren't up there among the big components of the Transcend.
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It also depends on the philosophical approach.
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The Culture Minds and Polity ASI are more like benevolent dictatorships. At the least, the later definitely is.
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Sounds like any sephirotic archailect.
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ASIs in the Eldraeverse on the other hand are agentary causally linked to their constituents, if I can use those terms(?), so there is a respect for an individuals autonomy and agency inherent to the system.
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(at least, those ASI concerned with government, and not say, research and development.)
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I don't actually know yet whether any benevolent dictatorship ASI exist in AT.
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There's a good chance other ASI stomped on them at some point due to their own interests.
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It either is benevolent or not. The dictatorship part seems like a given.
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Depends. Dictatorship implies causality is removed from the constituents.
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In Governance models, this isn't the case.
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Even a democracy will essentially be almost the same as many as dictatorships.
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Satisfying (most of) the wishes of the population is probably an large non-issue.
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And I'll assume that an rational ASI would jump in and stop anything, that is dangerous to either large parts of the civilization or itself. (edited)
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I am thinking of S5-6 Archais or similiarly powerful entities. Albeit, at this scale you can't really define them as singular entities. (edited)
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Yeah, S5 or S6 is cognitive module clusters out of the wazoo.
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Plus, arguably, with how many sims and iterations these kind of minds are running, they are in of themselves communities after a fashion.
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Exactly.
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I’d say the ETI from Eclipse Phase is a “maybe”
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If only because all we see of it are its Perversion traps
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The ETI is a big wavy hole of things that goes well beyond Space Magic Tech Support.
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Considering what is possible in the EP universe, I honestly suspect that the ETI, as things go, has already well moved past the need for any sort of conventional accommodations of itself, and what remains behind are only safety/security measures against anything else threatening it.
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For that matter I’m wondering what the Empire would think of the puny transhuman factions in EP. I think they’d probably get along with the Extropians and Scum, probably not with the Anarcho-Communists, and definitely not with the Jovians. But I’m not sure about the Planetary Consortium or the Titanians.
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I mean, for the ETI, look at the exsurgent virus.
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This thing is a fractally compressed breed of intelligent nasty that defies conventional notions of data density and computation before breakfeast.
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@Unknown That’s what I meant by Perversion traps
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(TBH, some of the Exsurgent Virus capabilities can only be explained by it being some form of quantum-mechanical superinstance - it's all entangled with itself and a controlling entitity, allowing it to communicate at will, buffer data from somewhere, and compute all sort of stuff. And that's what the ETI considers basic perimeter security.)
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(What?)
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shrug
09:10
Okay, let's list this down, shall we?
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The Exsurgent virus is utterly malleable. It's principal form is an infophage that can exist in any form - biological, nanological, data - and can permutate all sorts of sub-strains.
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Those substrains demonstrate the capability to casually download themselves into minds via basilisk hack exploiting facts transhumanity does not know about, grant people what are basically physics-hacking superpowers, oh yeah, and it all permutates continuously - and intelligently.
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The format of the exsurgent virus doesn't matter - it will always adapt, or pull a new trick from its ass. No strain is the same, but they all have very advanced means of creating extinction agents.
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With the above-mentioned physics-hacking, which is most definitely very advanced work and not just random fluking about.
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Oh right, and all of that data is contained in any single instance of the virus, apparently. In defiance of any and all conventional data storage density laws.
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No fan of the word physics hacking. I hate literal physics hacking and try to give it the benefit of the doubt that it's either meant to be non-sense or only apparent physics-hacking
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It sounds somewhat like some evolutionary AGI algorithm that exists as data on the base level but is extremely adaptable to many types of processing and computronium.
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By using the Grok sleight, the async is able to intuitively understand how any unfamiliar object, vehicle, or device is used simply by looking at and handling it. If the character succeeds in a COG x 2 Test, they achieve a basic ability to use the object, vehicle, or device, no matter how alien or bizarre. This sleight does not provide any understanding of the principles or technologies involved—the psi user simply grasps how to make it work. If a test is called for, the psi user receives a +20 modifier to use the device (this bonus only applies to unfamiliar devices, and/or tests the character is defaulting on—it does not apply to devices the character is familiar with).
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 9:17 AM
I think this is now technicalities >.>
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An async with this sleight can attempt to gain an intuitive understanding of any non-human, non-terrestrial organism. If the character succeeds in an INT x 2 Test, they gain insight into the target’s motivations, needs, and mental/emotional state (if sapient) or the target’s ecological niche, instinctual drives, and likely behavioral responses (if non-sapient). Apply a +20 modifier to any Animal Handling, Deception, Intimidation, Kinesics, or Persuasion Tests made by the character against that organism. This sleight does not work on animals or smart animals of terrestrial origin.
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Everything is technicalities.
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Oh right, and here's the really trippy shit: All electronics within Close range of the exsurgent mysteriously fail as if electrical power is simply negated. This effectively disables synthmorphs and pods and leaves other characters without access to their devices or implants.
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This sleight exploits the Casimir effect (an interaction between the electromagnetic fields of different objects) on a macro-scale, allowing the exsurgent to levitate themself or other objects by creating repulsing fields. This could also allow the exsurgent to push targets away, pin them against walls, etc.
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This sleight allows the exsurgent to drain all heat from an area, down to absolute zero, effectively freezing everything within range and inflicting cold damage on unprotected characters.
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This sleight alters the molecular bonds and atomic components of a targeted material, causing it to either weaken and deteriorate or transmutate into some other physical substance. This can also be used to alter the molecular state of a material, causing gases to condense, solids to liquefy, etc. An exsurgent could use this to weaken a door or other barrier, condense a solid bridge out of liquid, petrify organic materials, etc.
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One element that might add to my thoughts about it is some baseline physical entity, similiary to what I had in mind for the original concept of shynung deus terra: mag-force. Magmatter picoscale robotics that permeate space and effectively create an interactive fifth force of nature.
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These are the kind of tricks an Exsurgent virus strain can "casually" install into an infected organism.
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And I mean casually.
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That stuff is so virulant that defense against it is practically impossible.
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The best defense against the virus is limiting bandwith of exposure. Otherwise it takes you over in seconds to ten minutes and then the fun begins.
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1. nigh impossible intuition boosts. 2. Manipulating of electronic systems. 3. Quantum levitation 4. Active cooling capability (maybe using appropiate photon fields (?) ) 5. Molecular manipulation and phase Change (including exotic nuclear phases). (edited)
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Not just intuition.
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You can look at a gizmo made entirely of nanotech, and you'll know which area to press how to make it work.
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Yes, extreme intuition. Or better, nigh impossible intuition. (edited)
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Make that nigh impossible.
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(the GM expanation is pretty obviously that the character accesses some form of knowledge remotely, or makes use of some form of scan-and-simulate process to disect and analyse the object without being aware of it.)
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It sounds like some access to databases with the acquired knowledge. Probably gained by infecting the appropiate indivudual.
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Is there any explenation how they use an casimir-like force to produce repulsive forces tho?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/02/2019 9:34 AM
0020
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 12:03 PM
Yeah my usually excuse for my own writing was “our models of physics are apparently so wrong that we can’t explain this beyond ‘space magic’”
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The only way that our physics can be wrong is that there is a better description of it that produces more accurate results or covers some open area. When it comes to macroscale down to femtometer and up to thousands of light-years it's all correct. Unless there is something ever so slightly more correct.
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Heck, on of the best theories ever implies the following if you got the definitions right: Time travel is doable. FTL is doable. Energy and momentum don't have to be conserved.
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 12:08 PM
I know, but this is more like “we have no experience with vacuum and particles but we understand pressure waves, so space must have a luminiferous aether”
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Sure, but your "new physics" can't defy the old physics if they don't give better approximation following the experiments. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 12:10 PM
Let’s scoot this over to #otherworlds if you don’t mind
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How would the Eldrae react to finding a living Precursor?
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:11 PM
Probably with science.
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How would they react to finding a hostile living Precursor?
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:13 PM
Less friendly science and more running away or shooting
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How would the Eldrae react to finding a living Precursor? "What is your name?" (Probably Alistair Young)
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And that‘s my headcanon.
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"Now, remember, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes!'"
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I am Alistair Young, and I am your God.
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The precoursors are posthumans headed by Alistair Young, because he wanted to build his space elves for real.
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"FUCK YOU!!!"
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wut
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"y u put in entropy m8"
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But seriously, finding a living precursor of that species is CASE SKYSHOCK WHITE, note the SKYSHOCK, because those precursors were both incredibly, reality-warpingly powerful and more or less defined "do not play well with others".
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Fortunately, they're all very definitely and completely dead. See "do not play well with others".
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:16 PM
"So let me get this straight. You built a universe." "Yes." "And you didn't take entropy out." "Yes." "And then you put a people who are vehemently opposed to the whole entropy thing in it." "Yes." "…You're kinda an ass."
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What does CASE SKYSHOCK WHITE entail?
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:17 PM
—excerpt from the first universe jailbreak
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The Eldrae will no doubt ontotech up an interdimensional portal to real life and make Alistair take out entropy at gunpoint
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:18 PM
hmm, speaking of which—Have any simulations accidentally developed real ontotech?
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As in: You have a simulation of physics, and people living in it.
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Someone in the simulation figures something out, and the folks running the simulation go "hey, would that actually work?" and it does.
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Headcannon: Alistair got immortality through some transhumanist mean. 4.3 million years later he is somehow still alive and spends his life long earnings at the local planck scale collider. Seeds newly created universe with computronium and exotic matter equipment. Install wormhole network. Spend next few eons carefully crafting space elves
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I mean, just look at Greenlife.
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Earth evidently existed once, and somewherex
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The conclusion to be drawn from there, considering the Eldrae are a designer species with telepathy, techno-telekinesis and inmortality are somewhat of an obvious thing.
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You've just spoiled the plot of books 396 through 402!
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:26 PM
Isn't there an intermediate step of dragons we still need to figure out, though?
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Eldrae: Are you God?
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Alistair: awkward noises
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What does SKYSHOCK WHITE entail? Well, if you've seen the Expanse, remember what Avasarala said about the file for What Happens If Venus Does Something?
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has not seen that episode (edited)
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Unlike the big, fat plans for such things as going to war with Mars, it's three pages long and begins "Find God".
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It‘s actually in the books also, I think.
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What's so special about Venus then?
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Protomolecule.
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Aka Blue space magic virus.
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Man, go got a terrible attention span.
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Aka "Unquantified Agent, Very highly capable, sees gravity and inertia as suggestions on a good day".
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:31 PM
It does bad things to physics when it assimilates enough biological matter.
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Every SKYSHOCK but BLUE, in code-phrase terms, can be adequately translated as "We're fucked."
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So, what do you do?
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He/she/it waited 13.7 gigayears to end it all after a few hundred years after industrialisation. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:31 PM
You know those colony seedships?
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(in a SKYSHOCK scenario)
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Ah
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:32 PM
I imagine those are around for a reason.
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Get the fuck out of the Worlds
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(BLUE is reserved for Outside Context Problems that may actually be Outside Context Opportunities.)
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And the Milky Way Galaxy
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And in fact maybe the Local Group as well
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CASE VERY GOOD RUNNING SHOES.
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Alistair: ...sorry about the whole entropy thing
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Eldrae: EPOCH SHATTER intensifies
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Can I just remark that it‘s kinda addorable how he hasn‘t commented on that idea so far? 😄
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:33 PM
You know, the procedure for hydrogen fluoride spills in a chemistry lab may resemble the procedure for SKYSHOT cases.
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(Waits for muonic lightning bolt)
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Try Triflouride, @0111narwhalz
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:34 PM
In essence, "drop everything—yes, even the nasty chemicals, because they're not as nasty as HF—and run like hell"
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Sorry, folks, but I meh. One one hand, author-as-god is kind of a cliche, and on the other, if I ever come up with anything that cheesy as backstory even for self-fanfic, melt me down and serve me with chips.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:35 PM
Chlorine trifluoride, or just trifluoride?
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engage CASE NIGHTFALL ASUNDER
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@Overmind you're just shy
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:35 PM
Trifluoride alone sounds even more terrifying than the usual mundane difluoride.
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try chlorine trifluoride
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:36 PM
I suppose that accounts for our intermediary dragon step, then.
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"The concrete was on fire!"
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@Overmind Then maybe don‘t write obvious "The Eldrae have a distant relationship with earth and are designer humanoids" as your backdtory? :V
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@Unknown If you want to have a species that has even slightly humanoid characteristics and you aren't going to pull supremely dodgy games with panspermia, you're kinda stuck with that one.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:38 PM
What's the deal with the kaeth, then?
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And of course, if the Precursors start asking questions, the Eldrae have the exellent diplomatic option of Blame everything on the Republic
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What deal? Biologically, they're like nothing on Earth.
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@0111narwhalz I think there was a story where dragon fire was based on triflouride oxidation.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:39 PM
They're vaguely humanoid in shape, no?
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(One of these days, I swear I'm going to write Earth in as a post-civilization greenhouse planet just to end the speculation. ...either that, or I'll get drunk one day, declare maximal fuck-it, and make the #shardverses backstory hard canon.)
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:40 PM
(I'm also interested in this because I need to explain away a distressingly humanoid species in my own setting :V)
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Earth is a post-civ greenhouse planet that's also extremely radioactive
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Well, they're bilaterally symmetrical and bipedal, which is common enough that I think I can get away with convergent evolution on that level.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:42 PM
Finger count?
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Four, one opposable.
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 4:43 PM
Eh, my other pseudo-humanoids are heavily implied to be desended from the prototype for what made humans (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:43 PM
hmm
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4+1 or 4 (3+1)? (edited)
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The latter.
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Okay 👌
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:47 PM
Is the "thumb" on the same side of the hand?
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....not sure at this point.
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… … … … …flip a coin... ... ... ... ...
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:49 PM
but it might have ramifications!
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Like?
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 4:50 PM
I don't know yet—that's why we can't decide arbitrarily :V
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Yeah. Sadly for not-me, it's a writer's privilege to keep it undecided until I need it for future ramifications. 😎
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 6:18 PM
speaking as a chemist, no you don't drop everything and bolt for mere working quantities of HF being spilled. Snatch your calcium gluconate and take 3 very large steps backwards, yes, but then usually invoke calm evacuation of one room and fetching of the spill kit.
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2019 6:19 PM
huh, the Things I Won't Work With guy must've been exagerrating for comedic effect
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 6:19 PM
Large quantities may invoke "oh bugger this we're all going home early and letting the atmospheric scrubbers handle it"
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but so does common stuff like ammonia
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ClF3 is rather nastier and will set fire to stuff, that has a more vigorous response
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all HF does is etch stuff and make nasty fluroine gas
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it's primary terror is that it has a unique reaction with living tissue, so if the people are removed from the equation it's much less scary
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granted, "will dissolve your bones in a cascading reaction where 'try to amputate in front of it' is the medically approved strategy'" is a good reason to the terror
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 6:23 PM
isn't that the "we're gonna jab a giant needle into your bone and don't have time to numb the pain" chemical?
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 6:25 PM
first aid treatment - meaning first applied, not in the standard kit - is copiously coat the area in the calcium gluconate gel. You're not allowed within a few metres of the stuff unless you're carrying the gel and it must remain within 30cm at all times. Get it on within 10 seconds and you'll usually make a full recovery with medical treatment
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I'm not sure if an additional injection is recommended anyway
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 6:27 PM
Can't remember where I heard that, might have been from a guy who worked in the area
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2019 6:27 PM
I might find out! There's a proposal at work for my section to use HF for a particular process, Operational Integrity is currently throwing a fit and offering up to $15k money spent on any piece of shiny new equipment that means we DON'T have to.
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If it fails I think I'm one of the few that went "ooh, HF, that sounds fun" rather than "nonononono!" so I might be it
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Enderminion 01/02/2019 6:45 PM
I don't wanna touch the stuff with a ten foot pole anyway (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 6:46 PM
That’s why you’re not a chemist
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Why would you make a ten-foot pole experience the horror of whatever it is?
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 6:46 PM
Ten foot poles are designed to be expendable
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Poor ten foot poles.
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 6:46 PM
Every party learns this (edited)
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They need some sort of union to enforce safe working conditions.
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 6:47 PM
It’s that or the bards, and if the bard dies the rest of the party is stuck paying their child support
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As annoying as the bards are, they’re even more annoying dead
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What if you somehow combine the roles? A musical pole or something?
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 6:51 PM
Then you have a bard going through instrument PTSD whenever the pole inevitably dies a horrible death
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And sad bards are sad parties
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I'm still wondering what the Empire would think of Eclipse Phase's factions.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/02/2019 10:39 PM
@Overmind rust in jabronis, humanity
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MarcusAurelius 01/02/2019 10:53 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ jabronis?
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Morgrim Moon 01/06/2019 4:55 AM
Would "specialists creating awesome things" be a TV genre that would play well in the Empire? I'm watching Ridiculous Cakes where they're creating things like 2m high wedding cakes with hand crafted platnium antlers on top, or how a mixture of edible gold leaf and fondant are used to make blue and gold patterned 'skin' for a life sized turtle cake
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probably a genre that'd cover stuff like Man At Arms too; "blacksmith attempts to forge weapons from popular media, then hits stuff with them to test how they go"
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MarcusAurelius 01/06/2019 12:48 PM
I’d imagine their version of how it’s made would have a production schedule and length of run rivaling the greatest of human soap operas
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@Morgrim Moon Oh, definitely. Very popular genre!
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Eldrae must find our nightclubs rather garishly painted.
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Another hab-culture note: the host always pours the drinks for their guests, and their guests never pour their own. (Damn groundlings always miss the glasses,)
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do other people not touch the material of the pitcher to the cup when they pour stuff out?
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MarcusAurelius 01/06/2019 5:04 PM
Most don’t.
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that said: even people from other habs might be liable to miss the glasses if the spin properties don't match up with what they're used to
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Not usually.
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MarcusAurelius 01/06/2019 5:05 PM
It would be a nice and simple work around, if not quite proper etiquette
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The etiquette rule on the other hand saves you from Mister I-Learned-How-To-Low-G-Pour-On-Luna too.
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So, @Zarpaulek was curious about reactions to Eclipse Phase 's factions. Here's some quick thoughts. With some delays for coffee-fetching.
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Jovian Junta^WRepublic: Oh, joy, it's another bunch of ephemeralist, primitivist, space-fascists. Yay. This one is kinda obvious. (edited)
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I thought so
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even in EP, no one else likes the Jovians
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Planetary Consortium: Pretty neutral, really. I mean, sure, they're an obnoxious corporatist oligarchy, but the galaxy's full of obnoxious corporatist oligarchies, and we can't pick a fight with every one of them at once. Standard protocol: remind them that the rest of the galaxy takes a more liberal view on sophont rights and will be paying attention (especially in re their very dubious policies on AIs, uplifts, and indentures, which are the big sticking points), watch to see which hypercorp executives throw themselves out of windows and who gets promoted when the external market delivers a pointed lesson in what an actual free market has by way of competitive advantages, and otherwise, kick the problem over to the Department of Long-Term Meme Erosion and Cultural Haxxoring.
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Lunar-Lagrange Alliance: Much the same. Morningstar Constellation: The PC's smarter, prettier cousin. Not wonderful, but enough better that the preferred chaps in the inner system will be pretty obvious to those paying attention.
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Outer-system wise:
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Extropia: Our kind of people, with one proviso I've argued at length on EP forums a couple of times, which I suspect is because the writers hadn't actually met any anarcho-capitalists. Namely, that line about how there's no law on Extropia that isn't explicitly contracted for, and the interpretation of it that anyone who steps off the shuttle is therefore fair game as an outlaw. If Extropia is run by actual ancap principles, by which sure, there isn't a legal system outside contracts but in which people do recognize the sophont rights to life, liberty, and property as fundamental and as such the response to a visitor being robbed on the main drag is less "whatever, that's legal" and more "charitable strangers put a cap in the mugger's ass on general principle", then everything's great. Our kind of people, and one of the few places in the system that qualify as a Society of Consent.
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If not ... well, that's the difference between the nicer parts of the Rim Free Zone, and the real ugly parts of the Rim Free Zone.
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(Side note: that said, I did like the writers' acknowledgement of the role of worker cooperatives and other suchlike economic arrangements as part of the Extropian scene. 'Cause the assumption that ancaps insist on one and only one traditional corporate form is a meme that needs to be beaten to death with sticks.)
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That one has to wait in line for roads
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 5:40 PM
I’m down with mutualism and other economic organizations... as long as they are voluntary
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Which a lot of people ignore
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((Further side note: the mutualist faction on Extropia are acceptable - their collective property arrangement is entered into consensually, after all - but weird. Both for that, and their use of a labor theory of value variant, which is shit that isn't going to fly. But, hey, if you want to run a social experiment on yourself, you go you. That's the only way to learn what works better.))
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 5:42 PM
And in practice it’s generally not possible to support things like no work or limited work without the rifles being drawn
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generally, irl
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The Titanian Commonwealth: the other Society of Consent in the System (since their citizens sign up to an explicit social contract at majority), so they're fine. Not like the Empire's planning on adapting most of their arrangements any time soon, and while their rep-only economy is weird, it is by the above voluntary and not the badness I'll get to in a minute. So, probably friendlier relations than with the PC, and a job for the nice meme-wranglers who'd like to see it evolve into something better.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 5:46 PM
((Now I wonder how they’d react to my home brew, Aurelia))
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Okay, I wasn't sure about that caveat. Though I thought that Extropia was closer to anarcho-capitalist ideals than a certain other posthuman RPG I've plyaed
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I expect the meme-wranglers might encourage the black market in kroner a bit.
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Probably. Although in general they'd approve of the Plurality, and the social money system, because it's very like their own version of it. Except theirs uses actual general-purpose money.
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Outer-System Left-Anarchists: Absolutely. The. Worst, and have fun trying to explain how they qualify as members of the Autonomist Alliance. Gee, you'd think the Empire had a problem with people who don't respect private property, or something? Because abolishing private property is, to their way of thinking, tantamount to slavery . Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? No, says the man on Locus, it belongs to whoever has enough rep to take it away from him, and speaking of the rep economy, that's basically a Randian aristocracy of pull, in which the benefits flow to the most adept and least scrupulous social manipulators and everyone else is kerfuckered by the mob. Which is also in charge of enforcement of arbitrary laws - not, whatever they claim, no laws - by "ad hoc community conflict resolution", or as they called it back on Earth, the lynching. (We may not know what the Locus version of "looking at people funny while black" is, but I'm damn sure they have one.)
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Given the way these things work one of the quifying actions is probably "Questioning the Local Petty Morality"
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There was a brief mention of the problems with cliques on Capital-A Anarchist habs in "Rimward", but it was pretty dismissive of any problems with the creator's pets in general.
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And, yes, that's a slanted picture. But from their perspective, it looks like a horrorshow of a subjectivist slave-state run by demagogues - or at the very least, in imminent danger of collapsing into one - either in deep, deep denial, or that's eaten way too much propaganda for its own good.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 5:58 PM
@Zarpaulek My main problem with how the Anarchists were portrayed was actually how the authors treated anyone who couldn't fit within (left) Anarchist groups
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Seriously, they make it sound implicitly like you'd have to be a total psycho to not want to live there
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@BizarroLand ♀ Are you in the Sci-Fi Furries Telegram group? We had some trouble with an Anarcho-Communist calling everybody else "lapdogs of fascism" last week.
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(In reality, I'd expect their residents to have bigger sticks up their butts than those of most PC habitats, comparable to those of the Junta. In those places, people will mostly still take your money and leave your shit alone even if you're an asshole, and while the laws may be oppressive, at least they're defined and you can expect some semblance of a trial. You don't have to worry about being tossed out the airlock by an ad-hoc committee of your neighbors for transgressing some unwritten social more that no-one bothered to mention.)
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Son-of-a-bitch cracked his egg at the small end. He had it coming
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:04 PM
@Zarpaulek No
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@Ian Bruene he didn't use the correct idiosyncratic pronoun
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and we all know bigots like that deserve to tread vacuum, right? RIGHT???
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Anyway, moving on: Scum: Hard to say, 'cause their social organizations are pretty varied. Easiest to extrapolate from the nearest one of the above, really. And culturally, at least they lack the stick, and while bad taste is in plentiful supply, so is coolness. Reactions: mixed.
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wishes to be henceforth addressed with the pronoun Lord Supreme Little Endian of the Ovoid
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In the minor factions: Argonauts, mostly get along because Science! and the sharing of, although socially responsible use of technology, really? Damn the Potential Applications! Full steam ahead!
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Barsoomians: with them on the mass indenture and lack of corporatism, moving to very much less with them the closer they get to the outer-system ancoms. Bioconservatives: Enh, just wait, they'll all be dead eventually.
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Brinkers: Yeah, we have those too. Feel free. Exhumans: To the typical portrayal of the people who are pushing the boundaries of science, technology, and enhancement in order to become "apex predator" superior serial killers . What the fuck? What the actual fuck? What is the point of you? (The singularity seeker faction are okay, but also playing with very dangerous toys. Approve the ends, but watch the means, in a nutshell.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:11 PM
what about the ultimates
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I think they were removing Ultimates from playable factions because they were practically fascists.
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Mercurials: Sophont rights for everyone, dammit. Yeah, right there with you, guys. (Well, except for the ones who think they shouldn't have been made sophont, who can feel free to go jump out an airlock if they hate it so much.) Cautionary note with regard to the develop-our-own-social-organization-etc faction because we all have to live in the same galaxy, guys, so while we approve of your desire for authenticity, we advise making sure you can still relate to other sophs.
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well, not so much "removed from playable" as "pulled off the random select tables"
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regarding ultimates
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Nanoecologists: A Buddy Jesus Thumbs Up for having your shit together. Preservationists: We respect low-impact approaches and being careful about fucking up valuable biospheres as the next soph, but you guys go way too far. Also, opposing fusion ? Are you insane? Reclaimers: Take back what's yours. We can understand that. On the other hand, we can also understand existential threat zones.
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Morgrim Moon 01/06/2019 6:20 PM
I'm not familiar with this setting but I'm thinking it might get used as the training zone for Empire memeticists >.>
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Ultimates: You are embracing a philosophy of human perfection, and your definition of human perfection amounts to "asceticism and combat training". Your philosophy is, shall we say, quaintly narrow. We embrace a philosophy of sophont perfection, but we try and perfect across a broad spectrum. And when the context in which we find ourselves happens to be a stock market, a cocktail party, an engineering seminar, a literary convention, a new planet to colonize, or a nice friendly diplomatic orgy... well, who's the better-adapted superior lifeform now, pal?
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And the Eldraic baseline is probably superior to their "Remade" sleeves.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:20 PM
Diplomatic orgy? Wow
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baseline Eldraic's have straight up telekinesis on demand
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Well, the remade is at least moving in the right direction, but the way ultimate society is described, it sounds as if the Remade designer is probably considered distinctly inferior to Sir Punches-Really-Hard.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:22 PM
I hope that's not expected. I'd have some objections to participating in such activity
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Depends on the culture you're diplomatizing with. Some species didn't bother developing separate modes for genetic and memetic transmission.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:23 PM
You mean the Third guys from Worlds Collide
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One example, yeah. So, y'know, you have to pick the right diplomat when the Fuck Gently But Have A Big Dick hoves into view.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:25 PM
And even if so, it may not involve anything I would see as an 'orgy'. Xenointeraction is an unbelievably huge realm.
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...oh, gods, I have to use that somewhere.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:25 PM
by the right diplomat you mean a teenage boy provided we mean eighteen or nineteen etc etc (edited)
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tbh I'd get out of Titan as soon as I hit majority
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I think that's 25 for cognitive baselines
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/06/2019 6:31 PM
Seven more years of being considered reasonably immune to a lot of social norms and etc. yay.
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Then I can scram to Extropia.
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I have a distinct sense of inadequacy, as though I've done something very wrong and everyone's too busy processing it to tell me
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I'm trying to wrap up my D&D game right now.
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I've wanted to play D&D for ages but never actually got round to doing anything about it…
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Personally I'd think Titan was the most tolerable place in the EP universe for me. Or maybe one of their exosolar colonies.
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It's a post-apocalyptic dystopian solar system where transhumanity is constantly at risk of extinction were it not for the efforts of a conspiracy that nukes habitats every so often
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I play DnD when my schedule permits.
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What does EP stand for?
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Eclipse Phase
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the scifi game we'd spent most of the previousl screen talking about
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Oh. I wasn’t here for that. What would the Eldrae think of the various Star Wars factions?
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what, all three of them?
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there's Rebels, Empire, and criminals
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Separatists, Republic, Mandalorians, Hutts, First Order, New Republic, Resistance, Crimson Dawn, etc.
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Oh, Death Watch, Pyke Syndicate, Black Sun, Et Al.
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"You're all freaking insane"
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MarcusAurelius 01/06/2019 8:26 PM
Most are bitches, the republic is good intentioned but incompetent
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The Empire is oppressive and incompetent.
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The Star Wars Empire I mean, not the Eldraic Empire of the Star.
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Say Galactic Empire.
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MarcusAurelius 01/06/2019 8:27 PM
Ah, so midgame empire of the Star /s
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Eclipse Phase is a post-apocalyptic and post-Singularity setting that draws from a lot of the same source material as Eldraeverse.
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Source Material?
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the whole 'Transhumans in Space' genre (edited)
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It's a solar system where Earth is a nuclear wasteland infested by head-hunting robots infested with nanoviruses, and the rest of the Sol system is fighting over what's left.
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Player Characters are generally assumed to be a cell of a conspiracy dedicated to preventing a repeat of the Fall from finishing transhumanity off.
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And that they'll get killed and resleeved at least three times a session.
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Unfortunately the writers are Anarcho-Communists.
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3 times a session is usually a sign of poor planning or suicide tactics
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and if the second, you sleeve into three at once and outnumber the other side
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I might be exaggerating a little.
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but yeah, big part of the setting is that people have their minds backed up on a cortical stack that can be loaded into other bodies after (or before) your death (edited)
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The first edition quick-start scenario only had two points where Firewall nuked their position.
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bodies are about as expensive as cars. Nicer ones cost more.
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Cars you get print out of a big enough fabber, biomorphs take two years to grow.
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And synthmorphs are the subject of social stigma in the Inner System
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well, I play AGIs and just eat the social stigma pentalty
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half the time I don't even try for humanoid bodies
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Last time I played I was an Extropian (mutualist) Swarmanoid hacker.
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Morgrim Moon 01/06/2019 8:57 PM
Mandalorians may be okayish by Imperial standards. Seriously needing an introduction to the Iron Charter or whatever that default merc agreement was, but that's mostly a function of their environment. Give them some kalth ambassadors (those are the metal saurians, right?) and they'd likely skip from their current potential membership of the League of Tribal Chieftains and into the mixed reputation of "well, these clans are limbr-esk, but those clans are exceptionally loyal soldiers if they agree with why you're fighting and you don't cheat them"
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Kind of depends on the era: I don't know anything about movie era mandalorian lore, but Old Republic era it comes down to "Is Canderous Ordo the current Mandalore?". Getting their asses whooped by Revan and then getting a sane leader slapped a lot of silly out of them.
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What about the Resistance?
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What does limbr-esk mean again?
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Morgrim Moon 01/06/2019 9:34 PM
I have likely mispelt their name, but the species that looks like giant waterbears, has ther personality of a bear with a sore tooth, and operates on the method of "more gun"
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Linobir?
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Morgrim Moon 01/07/2019 6:48 AM
yes
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I'm poor with names and couldn't look it up on my phone
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What are all the different Skyshock cases and what are they intended for?
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Way too general for a meaningful answer.
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[skyshock cases] Here's a few by way of example: CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK; a full-scale invasion of known space by an existential risk from beyond the current far horizon. CASE SKYSHOCK BLUE; a general cryptonym for the unusual cases in which an outside context problem might, if correctly handled, actually be an outside context opportunity. CASE SKYSHOCK COLORLESS; an extrauniversal incursion by forces unknown. CASE SKYSHOCK FLICKER; discovery of a method of time travel that permits worldline alteration. CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE; detection of a danger close gamma-ray burst. CASE SKYSHOCK GRAY; basilisk hack perceptible at astronomical range. CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN; positive proof of the simulation hypothesis. CASE SKYSHOCK LEAD; technologically superior berserker probes. CASE SKYSHOCK MAROON; reactivation of a self-replicating superweapon left over from the Precursors' final war. CASE SKYSHOCK NOTGREEN; self-sustaining paradox. CASE SKYSHOCK PROXIMAL; attack on one or more Imperial star systems from the deep black. CASE SKYSHOCK WHITE; discovery of a living Precursor, in particular one of the Great Drakes. CASE SKYSHOCK YELLOW; large-scale reconfiguration of physical laws. But all they have in common is that they're OCPs and existential risks, as in, things you have to handle right on first encounter if you wish to carry on your current existence. And there are lots of them. There are SKYSHOCK codes for pretty much every black swan or probably-impossible OCP/x-threat scenario anyone's dreamed up, from contagious languages through spacefaring kaiju swarms to the dead risin' from the grave. (edited)
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(While they probably should be, zombie apocalypses are not CASE SKYSHOCK CLICHE.) (edited)
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Why is PROXIMAL SKYSHOCK, then? It seems to be describing a fairly conventional military threat.
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Do the usual rules of NO TIME TRAVEL get suspended in a case where something has screwed everything and you are already at the point of detonating all the stars?
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tech-zombies are easy once you have even transhuman-lite
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@xandeross SKYSHOCK PROXIMAL was a lot more x-threaty than it is now when it was first coined, and it's just never been reclassified under a new cryptonym.
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CASE SKYSHOCK META: Positive proof of the universe being a work of fiction written by a sophont named Alistair Young
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If they want to crawl out of his head and into IRL I won't object
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@Ian Bruene Those rules against no-worldline-altering time travel (assuming it's not a physical law, which it almost certainly is) never get suspended. All those but-we're-setting-the-timeline-right plots? Those amount to trying to fix one act of massive parallel murder by committing another act of massively parallel murder. Just don't. (Regular tech-zombies arising, sure. Spontaneous zombies, on the other hand, that's a problem.)
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@KAL_9000 🙄
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@Overmind meme had to be made
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Meme may attract CASE ONLY WAY TO BE SURE.
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What defines a "self-sustaining paradox"?
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(Which would be a terribly cryptonym. Okay: make that CASE UNIQUE CERTAINTY.)
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What would the other UNIQUE codes be?
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If an inconsistency in the universe sticks around to be detected, it's self-sustaining.
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What are the response plans to each SKYSHOCK case?
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(i.e. how does the Empire plan to deal with each scenario?)
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I refer you to the above remark about the three-page plans beginning "Find God."
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To an extent, the problem with an OCP is you can't properly plan for them, any more than your average neolithic island tribe can plan for an ironclad battleship turning up offshore one day and demanding fealty and tribute in the name of Queen-Empress Victoria. It's so very much outside the known.
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Not with that attitude 😄 (edited)
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What you get in a SKYSHOCK response plan is three pages of loose ideas brainstormed from SF writers, a note that activating whatever emergency-continuity-of-civilization plans seem appropriate would be smart right now, and wishes of good luck.
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Hopefully the last will not be the most helpful.
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and presumably ADHAIC PARASOL activation codes?
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Such things are at the discretion of the Admiralty and ISE. (But do note that if it was known to be something that ADHAIC PARASOL could handle, it wouldn't be a SKYSHOCK, PROXIMAL aside.)
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CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN response plan:
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@EmpireOfTheStar: gib admin rights plox
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@SimulationCreator: did my copy of Stellaris become sophont? (edited)
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in all seriousness, does SKYSHOCK GREEN warrant a response plan? It doesn't really change anything.
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[does SKYSHOCK GREEN need a response plan?] Sure it does. It means that (a) someone else has their hand on your off-switch, and (b) the simulation must logically be contained within a larger reality - i.e., with greater potential - than this one. The former is an x-threat. The latter means there are great rewards from breaking out of the simulation and interfacing directly with the larger universe. (edited)
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In which case, ontotech is actually hacking reality
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And/or just fiddling with the universe at a lower level.
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For the first time, researchers have created a gram of yellowcake — a powdered form of uranium used to produce fuel for nuclear power production — using modified acrylic fibers to extract it from seawater.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 11:43 AM
Are there Skyshock cases that no one's officially created a designate for because they're too horrible to contemplate
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@Overmind CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN; positive proof of the simulation hypothesis feels like a shoutout to NIGHTMARE GREEN.
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Of course, the logical justification for Roko's Basilisk is a little shaky, but it's still pretty nightmare-inducing
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 11:58 AM
Roko's basilisk isn't truly horrifying unless you buy into Yudkowsky's identity theory however
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That's why I said the logic's a little shaky
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Cthulhu's not real, but he's still scary
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In the same way, Roko's basilisk probably isn't real, but it's still scary
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There are entire departments in the Fifth Directorate whose job is contemplating the too horrible to contemplate. (They tend to come with brain bleach as a staff benefit.)
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Fifth Directorate: @Overmind knows too much
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Sounds like a good nosleep story.
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A trans/postsophont whose job it is to dream up new worst cases, but they tend to edit their memories for trauma.
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So they come up with a really nasty idea, and enter it into the archives, and they get an error: the scenario is already there.
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"What terrors have I already imagined but forgotten how many times, for they were too great?"
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Would the Imperial Navy break out the Adhaic Parasol ships when losing a war against (say) the Republic?
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Or other super weapons?
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Also, RE republic: they're gonna be screwed once the Eldrae crack frameslift drives. (edited)
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Strategic, then tactical mobility outside the gate network will mean the Empire will be able to stealthily penetrate the Republic gate network perimeter.
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(Frameslip. Frame shift is Elite: Dangerous .)
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What about ontotech?
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because if so, the Core War should have been the Core Eradication.
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I don't think "obliterate entire polity" is a very good idea generally.
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As an example, even? Assuming the Vonnies actually caused the Empire any permanent casualties.
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Omnicidal mania is not sound policy, indeed.
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Yeah, if you're looking for someone who'll exterminate 8,000 systems in a fit of vengeful revenginess, you're shopping in the wrong store.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 12:41 PM
As someone who hasn't read much of the Core War part of the canon, how does the culture shock go down in the former Republic territories
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I thought they viewed people who attacked them rather dimly.
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Especially if they permanently killed any Eldrae.
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As Xian Anandonos-ith-Anaxios said in the Thousand Wise Analects of the Supreme Warlord, "To achieve victory in war without ever forcing the enemy to battle is the supreme test of strategy. To win a battle without engaging the enemy is the supreme test of tactics. And the greatest of warriors is he who never needs to fight.”
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'Rather dimly' != 'Yay, genocide.'
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Even just wiping out their military to humiliate them?
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What? No.
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Now that's more likely, but it's not an end in itself . The point of war is to impose your will on the other side, and humiliating them rarely helps with that. Pick your own historical example here.
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It would scare the Vonnie population shitless.
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Because handing the Vonnies their commissioning plates after a single salvo of SPLITSHANK wasn't humiliation?
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To be fair.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 12:46 PM
From what it sounds like, those people are gonna be clobbered just from having to look at Associated Worlds advertising
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Well, that's literally the terminology you used
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SPLITSHANK is a black hole slingshot weapon.
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Not exactly generally applicable, that.
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I was thinking more as a show of force.
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But the entire Vonnie warplan was "Lets take the only possible thing that could be their stargate builder"
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Slapping your task forces back into your own space on a backhand pinky is pretty sufficient show of force methinks.
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"Oh you didn't care about that system at all.....?"
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What would they gain from a show of force? The Republic already knows they're in a worsening military position. Rubbing it in is only going to harden their existing position.
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So much the better to let all that "pollution" you delibeately left behind do the job.
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The vibe I got was they are the biggest military power in the known galaxy to the point where they are more powerful than all other polities combined.
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Also the offer to study and maintain their gate system. oof right in the pride
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Without breaking a sweat (or physiological Eldraeic equivalent).
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Vonnies are only powerful by weight of metal, and only barely that
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Also just because you have a military that‘s powerful don‘t mean you have to use it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 12:51 PM
Not really interested in the shooty bang part of the Core War honestly
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Now, the win condition for the Empire (and the Accord, in the bigger picture) in re the Republic is a relatively peaceful breakup into multiple polities, with some [redacted for spoilers] and getting Luddite sticks out of butts. Beating on them militarily doesn't help with that , and if anything would only make the existing Republic stick together harder.
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But are the Eldrae more powerful than every other polity combined?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 12:51 PM
We already know it's the Empire's game
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@BizarroLand ♀ I'm gonna have to revoke your geek card for that.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 12:51 PM
What I'm interested in is the social aftermath
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@Ian Bruene Never had much of one to begin with
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Bismark‘s quote may be "war is the continuation of diplomacy by other means" but when you resort to the first as your communication implement, the person punched on the face by you on your aggression will be found, I say, to be less than interested in hearing you out.
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And are they more powerful enough that they could do that without stressing themselves?
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What is ths State of the Vonnie at frame-slip deployment date?
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That didn‘t sound like that.
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8000 systems is a lot.
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Like the Q to (almost) every other polity in Star Trek-- That level of power disparity.
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Haha. No.
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Also not the implied assholish idiocy to Q.
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And notice how nobody ever wants to listen to Q unless he lugs a metaphorical nuke into the room with him?
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Yeah.
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They do have ontotech, so they aren't far behind the Q.
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Look, can you maybe spray the white and sticky stuff you apparently want to lubricate your sword of war with elsewhere?
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Glue is a terrible substance to lubricate a sword with
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Good one @KAL_9000
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@Ian Bruene That's kind of spoilery, sorry. The IN's readiness standards (per the Building the Imperial Navy ) series are to be able to fight three major brushfire wars or one sub-eschatonic war (beat back a "regular" Republic invasion, say) simultaneously with normal ops. That's because they believe very firmly in "if you want peace, prepare for war, or at least, look bloody scary". That's not auto-win levels. The Republic doesn't have the tech, but for various internal reasons do have lots and lots of numbers. So, in the unlikely event that either or both parties decide to commit galaxy-blasting suicide, it's not a simple Imperial curb-stomp. They probably could punch out the Republic military, but it would be bloody as hell, and they'd need the Worlds behind them to do it, and gods help the galactic economy thereafter. What they certainly couldn't do is hold it, because of the numbers and that the IMS is very much not optimized for that sort of operation, because that's in turn how you have a suitably scary military without everyone thinking that you want to conquer them. (edited)
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But neither the Republic nor the Empire nor most of the rest of the Worlds is led by the sort of complete idiots who'd have mounted a land invasion of the Soviet Union in the mid-1960s. So it's never gonna happen.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 1:04 PM
So there we have it
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Mostly, though, I'd still really like to know what the memetic fallout is in occupied Voniensa worlds, and what life becomes later on as a consequence, if it ain't too spoilery.
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(Incidentally, if you're looking for a less-than-accurate-but-partial analogy in fleet terms, go with early Honor Harrington. The Empire is Manticore, with small size but a superbly high-tech fleet that can punch well above its weight. The Republic is the PRH, with technically inferior ships that would be guaranteed to lose an evenly matched battle, but they have a shitton of them.)
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Is there a good guess on what that strength looks like when the replication dreadnaughts are activated? (given difficulties of measuring replicators)
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@BizarroLand ♀ We will be seeing it in future fics.
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@Ian Bruene Let's just say that it's the sort of thing that appears in other civs SKYSHOCK-equivalents. Exponential growth is moderately horrifying.
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Is there an "end times", other collapse or decay in store for the Empire in the future? (edited)
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Nothing planned.
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We all know that the Empire is headed for a GLORIOUS NEGENTROPIC FUTURE™!
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Enderminion 01/08/2019 3:26 PM
if the Vonnies had a Stock of RKVs ready to go, that would be all the military they really need to stave off World's invasions
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They do.
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Those 8000+ stargates got into position in other star systems after all.
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They have an RKV deterrent fleet, yes, try as they might not to admit that to themselves. (It probably isn't good enough to get past the anti-RKV systems of the most wealthy and technically advanced polities in the Worlds, but for deterrence vs. the Worlds entire, it doesn't really have to.) (edited)
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So, about my comment on mind upload friendly M-70 combat suits.
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You can safely assume that versions exist for every species and clade, infomorphs included.
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Assuming an event that pits The (Star Trek) Federation and The Empire against one another, who would win? (edited)
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Enderminion 01/08/2019 3:54 PM
a sand canister at near C with enough lead up could clear anti-RKV defenses enough for some leakers to get through
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Coupled with the seemingly limited range of their fire control systems, they seem at a generous disadvantage. (edited)
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@Enderminion Remember, these are the RKV defenses that use wormholes to see the future, then do the thing that worked for them the first time. It's a tricky system to defeat with anything defeatable.
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@Unknown I shall leave that for the vs. debate community to debate (without me). Like the same question in which the second party is the Galactic Empire, Warhammer 40K, the Culture, or whatever, there's no meaningful answer considering they don't share either the local laws of physics or narrative conventions. I mean, technically, an ST ship entering the 'verse ought to disappear in an ugly flash of particle radiation 'cause warp fields and subspace don't exist around there.
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Actually, let me go right ahead and say that while anyone(s) who wants to discuss versus issues among themselves is welcome to (although if y'all want to do it a lot, I'll make you your own channel), but it's not a game I'm interested in playing myself. Ask me no questions, and I'll spin you no bullshit.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2019 5:52 PM
Good
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Versus battles are honestly kinda unintelligent as an idea
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Either the matchup is like pitting Mike Tyson against a declawed kitten, or it's too close to call
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Both of these are boring scenarios
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The logical leaps they make to categorize weight classes are hilarious to watch
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Morgrim Moon 01/08/2019 6:17 PM
I get the impression a proper beatdown of Empire vs Republic is a pyric victory at best.
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MarcusAurelius 01/08/2019 6:18 PM
Nah, Pyrrhus got out of Italy with a lot less damage than the empire probably would take
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Enderminion 01/08/2019 6:34 PM
I got the impression of Cold War gone Hot
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very Hot
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another big thing about verse vs verse is that the two settings generally have wildly different assumptions, so in the process of describing the battle assumptions you basically throw it to one side or the other. It's a "Gorilla vs Shark" type question, who wins in a fight greatly depends on the actual circumstances of that bout.
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MarcusAurelius 01/08/2019 6:35 PM
There are some that are pretty comparable. I can’t think of an for this verse off the top of my head though
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Orion‘s Arm.
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Most settings would just get outscienced and out-strategized pretty quickly.
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One of the harder parts in a lot of them is explaining how the initial status even was quo. Use ST as an example, and you've got to spend a bunch of time trying to explain how exactly everyone missed an entire readily-accessible-to-baselines area of physics without carpet-bombing sense of disbelief.
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A classical problem of crossover fiction in general. (edited)
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ST being Star Trek?
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Star Trek is not science fiction
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It's fantasy
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that's a long winded semantic argument that isn't fun to rehash anymore
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precisely
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my pov on it, though: it's important with trek to clarify if you're gonna hate on it because of it's physical science, or it's social science.
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both
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TotallyNotHuman 01/09/2019 9:55 AM
¿por qué no los dos?
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Quentyn Quinn: Space Ranger did a pretty good summation of Star Trek's physical and social science issues
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What prevents the IN and VR being on good terms, why can't they just make up?
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In response to a wondering, which response grew too long to post as a replying comment. Mark Atwood: I do have to wonder what the Republic could possibly gain by invading the Empire. If their xenop…
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Why does that URL say darkness?
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Because editing the title doesn't change the URL so that it doesn't break the links.
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Nice response, @Overmind
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It does sound like the Cold War
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CURSES! Now I'm rereading Epistolary Experiment yet again.
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a what now?
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MarcusAurelius 01/10/2019 1:04 PM
@o11o1 The Core War was written as a series of “letters”
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You can find Core War as Epistolary Experiment on eldraeverse.com
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(in post form)
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Space letters.
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so you're referring to a specific entry in Core Wars and Other Stories, ok
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I think it's the last bit.
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MarcusAurelius 01/10/2019 2:12 PM
It’s the actual story of the war itself
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How is the Empires political structure set up?
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It does not seem like a completely capitalist system, it seems semi socialist, semi capitalist and semi democratic.
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Bits of everything.
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The Empire’s a corporate government led by a semi-hereditary Emperor and Empress and a Senate of randomly selected citizen-shareholders
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The “basic income” is dividends to citizen-shareholders for their purchase of a share in the Empire
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Corpocracy??????? REEEEEEEE (edited)
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I pop in merely to remind you (per pinned message in #announcements) that reeing is punishable by bannination around here. Consider this an only warning. (edited)
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Most governments are a mix of different “types” IRL anyways.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 5:48 PM
What about WRYYYYYYY?
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Don't answer that that was a rhetorical question
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@Zarpaulek Aside from the Atlas of the 20th Century map, probably the best I've seen, no categorization of governments even approaches their diversity or lack thereof in the real world
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Here is the non-rhetorical answer anyway: Given the rationale for banning the curently banned meme given over in said pinned message, it should be easy enough to extrapolate the not-rules for all other memes. Namely, if I come to associate them with the asshat-nature or I start thinking that they degrade the quality of the server, I may choose to make some policy. I note that I share the outlook of many of my characters when it comes to weak-assed policy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 5:54 PM
I'd say most of Earth is actually quite homogeneous these days
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@Overmind Actually I didn't see it until now because I fail at spot checks.
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That's why I have a one-warning not-policy instead of a zero-warning not-policy. 😉 (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:00 PM
Noises of relief. Anyways, the world is surprisingly easy to divide between varyingly-pluralistic democracies and varyingly-militaristic autocracies these days in my unimportant opinion
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All the actual monarchies that still seem to be kicking appear ceremonial/constitutional, with perhaps the exception of Thailand?
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are we focusing on western nations with that evaluation?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:03 PM
The remaining socialist states are either isolated (Cuba) or they've dropped all pretences of being anything other than what they are at this point (North Korea, China) (edited)
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@o11o1 South America seems almost totally democratic these days, though I put in the pluralism clause for a reason
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Most of the autocracies put up a veneer of democracy now.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:05 PM
They all do. Some much less so, however
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You get more freebies from the West if you use the right worship word.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:05 PM
(Saudi Arabia was the first example to jump to mind.)
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(Breathtakingly cynical? Me?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:06 PM
@Overmind Or if you have the all-important strategic resource that our entire civilization depends on
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Saudi Arabia is one of the few that doesn’t even pretend to be democratic.
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@BizarroLand ♀ So things like the US drilling it's own oil can have shakeup effects in the global politics
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It’s the biggest absolute monarchy
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:07 PM
I'm not going to get into blows, but there is so so much the West lets Arabia get away with just because of their black gold.
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Got to appreciate their honesty, there, at least. Not a whole lot else to appreciate about them, but at least it's something.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:07 PM
Also, maybe Swaziland?
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The various saudi princes and princesses do also present at least a pathway to them becoming more.... more like western nations.
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Oligarchies!
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...sorry, sorry.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:08 PM
OILIGARCHIES
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OHHHHHHHHHHH
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"technically it's still an improvement"
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:08 PM
(that was actually the title of a Flash game back in the day)
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(That was an oddly fun little game, yeah)
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When I was thinking about things like Traveller's UPP codes, I was thinking that the Exploratory Service's version would have to have two entries. One for what the governance represents itself as, and one for how it really works.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:09 PM
That'd need to be an unlabelled text entry
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lightly classified, likely
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(In practice, the Geonomicon publishes two parallel essays, seeing as those codes aren't very practical.)
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@BizarroLand ♀ You mean “Eswatini”?
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Vaguely inspired by a memory of a story in which a planetary First Citizen was giving the fifty-cent description of his world, only to have it contradicted by the retired offworld Admiral three seats down.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:11 PM
Oh yeah they changed the nom de guerre
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"We have no unemployment on our planet." "Now, that's true. They call them 'labor reservists', and they have more of them that we do."
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:13 PM
I wish there were a Civ game with Stellaris government mechanics..
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you mean the Ethos wheel?
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closest is probably booting up good old Alpha Centauri again
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/11/2019 6:16 PM
Oh god don't make me play that again
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my memories are flooding back
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Morgrim Moon 01/11/2019 6:57 PM
mindworms for all!
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"labor reservists" now there is a wonderfully orwellian abuse of language. Not to mention revealing about their view of the worth of the population.
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MarcusAurelius 01/11/2019 9:45 PM
I might not necessarily be objectification, it sounds like militaristic rhetoric to me
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/12/2019 9:11 AM
I wonder whether shows get ruined by executive meddling in the Empire
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 9:17 AM
probably. A large chunk of the reason for said meddling is executives thinking the result will sell better
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Yeah, but the eldrae usually assume a smarter audience than humans
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 9:22 AM
Doesn't mean they can't have differences of opinion, or misjudge the preferences of the intended market, or have it be an unexpected stealth favourite in a completely different market until they 'fixed' something
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I'm still not sure how the last one happens in this world, let alone a world where people have brains.
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Well I think they would have dropped mass broadcast for most entertainment early on
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I mean, the rise of print-on-demand and e-readers has led to a lot of authors whom traditional publishers wouldn’t touch getting their books out to the public.
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The Eldrae have been able to download media to their brain implants or nanofab their own physical media for how many millennia now?
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 10:11 AM
I think it depends on how you define 'mass broadcast'
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By all the conventional definitions, Game of Thrones is not made for mass broadcast; it's never been on free-to-air TV, it's created by and for a particular streaming service, and cannot be legally watched without a subscription. By sensible definition, it IS mass broadcast, by sheer volume of sales and eyeballs
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and if you've got an niche audience of, say, 10 million, and you do something that 5 million approve of and 3 million think has ruined the series, you're going to get cries of executive meddling. (see: Star Wars)
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This is one of those cases where things changed due to technological and social evolution.
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On the former point, recall that in this 'verse, the telegraph - as an outgrowth of earlier mass communication involving carting toggle chains around - became common in the home long before the telephone and was always considered more popular than it, specifically because it was asynchronous and didn't require you to adapt your schedule to it.
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Telegraphy services included things like broadcast news and for that matter fiction in the form of "telegraph serials" which would be sent to your home set with a different header, to be read at your leisure.
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And subscription was done on request, over the same network. So, with that, people were already primed to the notion of media-on-demand.
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I guess they invented the autoprinter a bit earlier too.
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Skip forward a few centuries, and broadcast media that wasn't on demand was a weird and anomalous period, swiftly abandoned.
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How long were telegraphs transcribed and delivered by hand in our world?
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I do know that newspapers used to regularly include serial fiction, other than the comics I mean
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How Dickens got his start
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Longer than they needed to be. Morse's first printing telegraph was developed in 1844, only 11 years after Gauss made the first practical telegraph. Although Morse's still printed out in code, not in text.
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First text one was 1846, and text went mainstream in 1855.
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There , it happened even faster, since a lot of the tech had already been developed in different forms for the non-automated heliograph network.
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We had semaphore poles in the 17th to 18th century. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/12/2019 11:01 AM
We had a transatlantic telegraph line once
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On the social side: consider the different styles of business relationship, there , not to mention a certain degree of bloody-minded stubbornness. Let's just say that the combination gives showrunners a lot more creative control.
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Which is also easier to exercise in a non-broadcast world. Running a broadcast television network requires lots of infrastructure and a good chunk of the tragically limited by physics RF spectrum. Running an on-demand media server requires... rather less.
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We patiently await FTL communication technology, makes it awfully hard to play against people on the moon otherwise. (edited)
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So there were rather more media companies to take your franchise Initiative to if the Directorate you're working with comes over all unreasonable.
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Hey, does the IN have ansible TV?, I do know they have quantum entanglement channels, how much do they cost per hour to run? (edited)
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A lot?
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The fact that you can't ship distinct tangle routers through stargates without ruining the connection makes them rather expensive to operate over long ranges.
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(plus the entire problem that you need to access the discrete channels of the tangle.)
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You don't use tangle channels to routinely transmit video or other undense information formats, not unless you have more money than God. Tangle is consumable, one particle per bit.
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Unless it's a very short burst of the evidence that the Great Old Ones are coming to eat our brains, or some other bizarrely crucial circumstance.
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Of course your world also has the option of beaming radio and lasers through stargates
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At most, if you really want to chew someone out in person, you might transmit an evocation, but that's more like sending a script and having an AI at the far end fill it out with file imagery.
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How do people play Mythic Stars from all over the galaxy then?
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@Zarpaulek Yeah; that's the normal transmission method for everything that isn't super-high-priority (since it still picks up light-lag from in-system travel). Stargate squirt-routers dialing up microwormholes and lasing infobursts down them.
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The same way people play MMOs from all over Earth without unacceptable lag. Local server clusters.
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And when those local server clusters do need to interact, bear in mind that all the virtual models, graphical assets and other heavyweight data is stored on the client, anyway, again because of lag and limited bandwidth. All that has to be sent across the network is a short list of actions taken and results generated.
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Any out-universe reasons for tangle channel's expense?
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Okay, depends on the file size. Though to be honest, a Youtube-compressed 3.6Gb/hour 1080p video is definitely not the standard of Eldraeverse media. But that represents 3.6x10e9 bytes. Which is not a lot of a single mole of entangled particle stock.
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No, it's a product of the physics.
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I’m listening to the fourth Expanse book and something that comes up a lot is that while Ilus/New Terra is 18 months travel from the factions fighting over it, radio gets there in hours
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How are tangle communicators fed their bits anyway? Do you have nanoscopic "belts" or "magazines" of particle traps that are feed into the appropiate ontotechznological bits or how does Tangle go around?
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@Overmind Directed to my comments?
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@Unknown yeah.
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ok, so it's real life physics that make it so expensive? (edited)
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@Unknown It's a removable block, addressed in a similar way to core memory. Only with lasers.
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@Overmind So you quantum-teleport your tangle states from the traps to the actual communicator, which then cracks the discrete channel that enables the quantum entanglement state share, shoves a bit through and removes the subsequent entropy when the universe protests to this abuse of the function?
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Or is it the self consistent in-universe physics?
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It's the latter, extrapolated from the former.
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@Zarpaulek The Expanse has the advantage/disadvantage of a central hub. Given typical stargate orbits (and saving complexity here by assuming Sun-like stars), you're gonna get about two to three hours delay getting from planet to gate, and the same on the other side, depending on relative orbits.
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Then throw in four to eight hours per intermediate system, depending on the relative stargate orbits and whether the signal can go direct from gate to gate, or has to go up-and-over the star if the gates are in opposition.
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Position those gates juuuuuuuuuuuuuust right and you get a hyper-clear channel vis gravitational lensing.
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(Most e-mail software comes with a built in ephemeris just so you can know when the message could be read.)
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but the distance is very high for a typical star
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I don't know yet what exactly the comm net looks like in Apeiron Terminus.
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But principally, you can create multiple connected space-time pathings from planetary orbit up, so... lag can be around ~half a second at most, depending on the exact routing switching.
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(I've yet to consider whether I stay with the statement that no type of wormhole can be stabilized on a planetary surface, point.)
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@Unknown - something like that, but since it's using the subquantum functions that an NLHV universe requires to pass information around, I like to keep the box if not black, then at least fairly murky. You understand.
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On the other hand, well AT has burst-dial comms. Those allow you to create a commsquirt hole at any point where corresponding quantum entangled material exists.
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(Because in AT, modern wormhole systems exploit ER=EPR to harvest connections. Burst-dials are basically ATs equivalent of sci-fi QECs.)
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'verse-wise, the rule of thumb is that the more stressed space-time is, the worse the drift gets - which is particularly bad for communication holes, because you're trying to target them precisely on the whenwhere of the squirt router backbone transceiver at the other end.
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Yeah, here the bigger problem is stability.
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Burst-comms can bend the rules by the fact that, well, they're burst comms. The wormhole is never supposed to be open for long anyway.
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Where a normal wormhole is carefully inflating an incision, a burst-comm is more like taking a metaphorical needle, poking through the fabric of space-time for a second, then relenting.
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(Also, the connection is always time horizon-stable because the wormholes state collapses into a viable timelike curve at the moment it's inflated.)
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Can still blow up in your face if you yourself are experiencing harsh time dilation however. Using a burst comm doesn't protect you from the Visser effect.
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'Verse rules guarantee you a viable time-like state, but all that means is that you can't form a wormhole that violates consistency protection. That still allows for any variation along t axis that doesn't result in a paradox, on the other hand, and since drift operates in all the dimensions space-time has, you're probably going to get at least some.
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So the universe is protected even from mindbogglingly bad ideas. Were you so ill-advised as to drag a stargate into Earth orbit and try to gate through it, on the other hand, ain't no rule that says they aren't going to dig the fossilized wreck of your ship out of the Jurassic-era coal seam it's been embedded in for the last few million years sometime in the next couple of years. (edited)
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(Assuming, of course, that you got really, really lucky.)
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Yeah, that's at least not supposed to happen. AT warpdrives are space-like FTL, not timelike FTL. If that were to happen, well bugger me some sideways. It can have its advantages, but the Visser effect becomes imminently liable to cooking you inside your warp bubble. Or you could "bounce out" of your universe, as a different means for the universe to stop you from violating causality in an uggly manner.
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With wormholes, the problem just becomes that the steeper the local gravity well gradient, the smaller the wormhole that can be kept stable. Eventually you get failure to properly infalte, or the wormhole framework collapses out, the wormhole snaps shut and decays. Failure to inflate properly can go over well. Instability collapse, less so. The photon flash tends to be pretty nasty for anything in the immediate area.
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You can’t separate “space” and “time” that easily, according to Einstein
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It's not something that you can reliably do intentionally over long periods of time (or space for that matter); the gating equations get increasingly chaotic as space-time stress and other variables increase. You are billions of times more likely to come out the other side as a light-year long smear of exotic particles than to star in your own live-action Jurassic Park remake. Or, for that matter, be dumped into the far future to have your information states eaten by the Cold Ones.
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 11:42 AM
I'm tangentally reminded of how the optional time machine works in Airship Pirates; namely that you have to skip in intervals of exactly a solar year, or you'll arrive in a bit of the Earth's orbit that doesn't currently have Earth in it. (Also you need to do it from an Airship so you've got enough wiggle room not to embed yourself in a mountain. And will cause a hideous localised storm.)
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Sure I can seperate them!
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ends up with tace and spime
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Dammit
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Nice, a time machine that actually works with orbital mechanics @Morgrim Moon. (Still ignores the earth's galactic orbit around the sun.)
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@Morgrim Moon that ignores galatic orbit and galatic motion (edited)
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@Morgrim Moon Is that the RPG written about that steampunk band?
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 11:44 AM
that was lampshaded in the book, under the heading of "guys if we don't ignore that we don't get time travel"
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Or to suffer any of the other theoretical exotic failure modes. Urban legends aside, no-one has managed to screw their gating calculations up enough to accidentally send themselves through a NOW.
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 11:44 AM
Abney Park? Yep!
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Reminds me of how in Anders Sandberg Ex Tempore setting, being able to build a time machine also ment being able to control your space displacement and newtonian vector, because otherwise time machines would displace into space.
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(or rather: phasing tech could also be used for purely space-like teleportation, because you need it not to hideously displace into vacuum.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2019 11:46 AM
the hand wavery was "as long as you're only jumping a few decades, the sun's gravity is enough to tug you along just enough not to fall off the planet"
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You might have a machine that just reverses the flow of time. If you were to travel at 299729458.001 (speed of light is 299,792,458 m/s) meter per second in some form of loop you will travel 4.5 days backward in time for each second you wait based on special relativity. Alternatively, you don't have a time machine but an event machine. A device capable of displacing you to or near an event.
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Playing Stellaris with da bois
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I'm the Empire of the Star 😄
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/12/2019 2:44 PM
civics?
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Egalitarian, Fanatic Materialist
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That’s ethics
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Efficient Bureaucracy, Technocracy
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/12/2019 5:54 PM
Did you use the elf portraits
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What prevents the IN from just deploying a galaxy wide laser relay web instead of full, expensive warships? This comment is based off a post by Wetapunga on the Tough SF discord. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2019 2:59 AM
I don't know that you could protect a single SYSTEM with that, let alone a galaxy
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Yes, what's stopping a warship from just adding a few layers of armour, rendering the system expensive to use against warships?
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2019 3:06 AM
my first thought was admittedly "someone puts up a laser grid to stop anyone using a system. A starwisp launcher takes offense and shows its laser. (I know this is implausible and impractical, but it is amusing to me)
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The basic idea is that you can realy your power off planets or nicoll-dyson beams instead of having to generate beams on-board. Wetapunga examplified a concept involving some distant beam generator and networks of cheap relay nodes with comparable power projection capability to vastly more expensive ships.
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Laser sail weapons can be decent. The efficiency would be integral from a to b of 1 - ( 1 / (1 + x / 1 - x)) x is the decimal fraction of the speed of light and ranges from 0 to 1. Take this and divide it by b minus a and you get a decimal efficiency value.
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It just breaks down when trying to extrapolate it to higher energies. I'll look into a version that gives some energy input required per given final gamma-factor.
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The required energy input in terms of gamma would be integral from a to b of x / (1 - 1 /(x / (1 / ( 1 + sqrt(1-(1/x)^2))))-x. x is the gamma factor and ranges from 1 to infinity. Take this and multiply it by two. Which is your higher limit of gamma. For acceleration starting at zero this would make a = 1+ϵ. I guess that should be the final version then. (edited)
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@Unknown Leaving aside all the technical points, the simple answer is that a laser relay web is bloody useless for anything except for blowing shit up. That makes it great for a fancy system defense grid, but the point of a navy is power projection, a very limited subset of which can be done by shooting things alone. There are any number of things the IN is tasked to do which don't fit into that category.
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And starships have defences against something as sledgehammer as a laser grid, best to launch giant slugs of iron at the objects you want gone. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/13/2019 5:21 PM
There’s almost always a more efficient way than brute force, especially for the empire who gives quite free reign to its intelligence services
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And even when you it's time to apply force, you very often want to apply surgical force. Advantage goes to the guy with a choice of weapons on the spot, starting with "a giant axial XFEL" and scaling down to "an espatier".
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You have to kill a lot fewer folks if you can offer them the choice of surrendering to the latter as well as being vaped by the former.
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MarcusAurelius 01/13/2019 5:41 PM
Also, you tend to make more friends and fewer enemies by killing only those you have to (edited)
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Indeed!
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MarcusAurelius 01/13/2019 5:41 PM
Not to mention it’s generally cheaper and less messy
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Would precision strikes (i.e. hitting one person in a crowd) be possible with 'ortillery', or is it not that accurate?
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Kinetic? No. Too long ToT. Laser? Yes. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 8:45 AM
still no, I think
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lasers diffuse in atmosphere, and ortillery has to go through a LOT of atmo
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what about a graser?
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Enderminion 01/14/2019 8:49 AM
you just killed everyone via acute radiation exposure
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@Morgrim Moon Not when you use a deep space gunnery phased array.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:02 AM
er. How does more power = no beam spread?
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Disdortion can be countered out by use of adaptive optics and wave phase tunning.
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@Morgrim Moon Not just more power.
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Bigger baseline optic. Greater focus.
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@Tassadar Graser is vacuum frequency. Forget shooting that through atmosphere.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:04 AM
yes, but the physics of it doesn't get your down to under 10cm beam diameter with NO spread or leakage after 10+km of atmosphere
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You need 350nm and up to shoot through atmosphere.
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@Morgrim Moon Adaptive. Optics.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:04 AM
still not magic
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Far better than you think. Space-to-ground beam gunnery works.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:04 AM
still can't predict and adapt to every air current over THAT much randomised substrait
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I'm not saying you can't hit the person
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You don‘t need to.
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That‘s why adaptive optics measure atmospheric disdortions.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:05 AM
I'm saying you can't hit the person WITHOUT hitting the person next to them
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Oh, that you can.
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The collateral damage will be the laser reflection splash off the target.
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That‘s fried eyeballs.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:06 AM
Hard evidence, please. Given we don't have space lasers, hard equations
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And probably popped eardrums from the bang.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:07 AM
because EVERYTHING I have seen shows there is no way in hell we're getting a 1:100 000 ratio with no significant diffusion thru an uncontrolled, uncontrollable rapidly moving medium, no matter how good your compensation systems are
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and that ratio is a generous one that's assuming a friendlier atmosphere than Earth
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It‘s lightspeed versus meters per second of intertial soup, with microseconds of gunnery time. The atmosphere moves fractionally inside the beam fire envelope.
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And considering what adaptive optics manage today on telescope optics, I‘m highly confident on making an orbital beam shot stick.
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Well. Short of blasting into a dense crowd.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:11 AM
those are the equations I'm thinking of, and they have a compensation time measured in minutes, not microseconds
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Congrats, we‘re not shooting for minutes.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:12 AM
Er, yes, that's my point? If it takes minutes, you can't use it on a laser?
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the compensation is a glorifed averaging algorithm
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Yeah, and SDI researched transatmospheric laser fire. So did the USSR. Adaptive optics can be applied more imminently than minutes.
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:15 AM
and they both ran into the same "this is a blunt weapon, not precision" issue
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I don't see how 'apply more science to it' is getting around the raw physics
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dropping an air-guided drone or kinetic on the target is sounding better and better at this rate
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though you still gotta deal with the Time To Target problem then
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I mean, isn't death by surprisingly precise micrometeoroite Canon?
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:39 AM
well, death by "the victim's planet is CLAIMING it is a micrometeoroite" is
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Yes, I was using the euphamism for my own amusement
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2019 9:40 AM
ah, I thought you meant "they actually figured out how to put a meteorite into a sniper rifle"
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"Weird, this chunk of space rock has rifling marks on it."
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waves hand This isn't the rifling you're looking for
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Ah, you can graser through atmo just fine, mostly because the long vertical explosion you create by firing high-power beams through atmo means there's a lack of atmo shortly thereafter.
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(Also, pretty easy to fire a micrometeoroid out of a coilgun.)
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I wouldn‘t call that surgical.
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Though, a principally fair point.
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Oh, that's definitely not surgical. If nothing else, the backscatter will irradiate anyone within line of sight.
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To be honest, I was more thinking of the multi-megatonnage plasma explosion that results from that sort of manouver.
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Good knews is, antiproton pinch grasers have the energy reserves for this sort of thing! 😄
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(Sounds like the sort of weapon to fire across the higher atmosphere.)
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What is the average unemployment rate of the Empire? I assume it's the same as the current average rate. (edited)
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Step 0: their equlivilent of "employment", in the sense of "thing everyone does", looks very little like ours
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Replace "employment" with "work"
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“Hmm, my fungible cash account getting a tad low, time to hit Fiverr.” (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/14/2019 4:27 PM
Also, they have a UBI so its less relevant
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Citizens Dividend. Very different concept
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[Imperial unemployment rate] Define "unemployment", or "worklessness" if you prefer. And no, that's not a trick question; it's that defining the concept is remarkably tricky when you don't have a nice state-mandated common concept of what employment even is. (edited)
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If you define it the way many states do, as one snarky nanofic pointed out, then the unemployment rate is 100%. (And they'll be accepting all that foreign aid real soon now. Never give a sucker an even break.)
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If you define employment, or work, as "receives, from time to time, income in consideration of a contract", that's everyone and the rate is 0%.
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(And they don't have their own definition, practicing the same policies as that early governor of Hong Kong who refused to collect any financial statistics on the grounds that it would only encourage some damn fool to try and do something about them.)
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It might be possible to draw a line between the people who accept contracts because they enjoy a more expensive lifestyle than the Dividend and their investments cover, and the people who accept contracts because they feel like it even though they don't have to, but it's a very fuzzy line at the best of times.
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How would the eldrae view someone with absolutely hideously bad luck?
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"Would you sign up for a study so we can quantify the probability defect around you?"
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Schlemiel or schlemazel?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 10:02 AM
Probably the latter if Will really means what he said
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Oh gods... The things they'd do with Teela Brown...
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But the end result..... Murphy Repelent would be a real device
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Based on current Brit Lit curriculum: What would eldrae think of shakespeare and his plays (given social and cultural references and background)? (edited)
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Right now we're working on Merchant of Venice in class.
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Finished King Henry IV and Macbeth earlier this year. Will be reading King Lear next.
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 12:44 PM
I’d think they’d find many of the protagonists of the more popular plays (viz. Romeo & Juliet and Hamlet) even more insane than contemporary audiences
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Insane by what definition? Clinically insane, insanely stupid, or insanely awesome?
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 12:46 PM
The first two
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Though they’d probably appreciate the dedication to a goal
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what about the humour aspect? What with all the innuendo and bawdy jokes in say R+J, they'd be hard-pressed not to notice them.
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On a humour-related note, what would they think of https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/great-balls-of-misfire/?
Police officer announces 'policemen don't have balls'?
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What popular memes are in vogue in the Empire, if any comprehendible equivalent exists? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:16 PM
'How would the Eldrae react to Aurelia'... the question can be summed down to: 'how would the EotS react to meeting a single-planet civilization who behave xenophobically and isolationist out of a combination of fear of losing their own authenticity and a cultural siege mentality' (edited)
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Or expanded rather, because I doubt our Dear Leader has found my Eclipse Phase homebrews
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[xenophobic isolationists] Not like they don't exist already in the 'verse. If anyone were to write down an official position on such things, it would be along the lines of "Since the basis of legitimate sophont interaction is mutual consent, it is every soph's right to hide in their own room and disappear up their own butthole. Much the same applies if they want to form a club and do it together." (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:23 PM
I always die when I read these lines
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Can't force 'em to come out and play, after all. Check back every millennium or so, and eventually either they'll have gotten over it, or else... hey, free planet!
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:26 PM
When I designed Aurelia, I was mostly thinking of old East Asian cultures in terms of the whole isolationism bit. Trading is fine, and so is exporting culture as an incidental, but it's best to stay aloof from the affairs of the world, because sooner or later the greater world will come home with you
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Mass Effect lines about Terra Firma being scared of alien vogue drowning native cultures also apply
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They're a Japan, really, begging for an Admiral Perry to come crash the party. 'Knock knock, it's the united states' (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:28 PM
But hey, at least they're made of gold
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:31 PM
(Okay it wasn't Admiral Perry, it was Commodore Perry)
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I guess it's really not the AW's policy to come with boats, with guns, (gunboats) and say 'open your country. stop having it be closed.' (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:35 PM
There's always the empire's route of rolling in with flying malls saying "Would you like immortality? Also shinies" (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:35 PM
The Aurelians don't go as far as to hunt down and murder foreigners they find on their territory, though, which I think would be a big help to diplomatic proceedings
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(Leaving aside for a moment the ethics of making people adhere to your idea of their 'proper' culture in the first place, there is an unsubtle value judgment being made here to the effect that if you're worried that your culture is going to collapse because of mere exposure to other cultures, then either it's having a giant crisis of self-confidence that adopting a siege mentality is not going to help, or else it actually is kinda lame and there's not a whole lot you can do about that in the long run. Of course, it's much easier to say that when you're from a culture with enough cultural self-confidence to make, oh, mid-1950s America look humble and self-effacing.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:38 PM
Of course, barring the main Empire itself, I presume there are other sophs in the Eldraeverse willing to be the Black Ships
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What would the eldrae think of shakespeare?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:38 PM
(the American fleet that knocked down the door on Japan and made them open up for once)
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Well, that's the official contact policy. The unofficial policy of not caring what smugglers and snakeheads are up to as private individuals is an entire other thing. (And provides relief for those people on closed worlds who would prefer not to be stuck there, which helps to enable the official policy.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:41 PM
I'm not familiar with the term snakeheads
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People-smugglers.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:42 PM
It's not quite as closed as Japan was, although the immigration policy (immigration into their world) is accurate, if less barbarically enforced (edited)
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But close
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:43 PM
Oh, admiral Sargas might appreciate the sheer number of fight scenes and murder speeches in iambic pentameter
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There are lots of free traders who will happily indulge in a little snakeheading on the side, because it's good business and no-one even slightly Imperially acculturated cares about any supposed right any polity has to stop people from leaving.
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:43 PM
Had to go look up her name, remembered her for the dactyls
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Also, what would the eldrae do if faced with a hostile military threat that, while non-existential, poses a substantial threat to the Empire?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:43 PM
The government doesn't waste much effort trying to track down people going out so much as they do going in
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Aurelians who leave would probably slowly percolate word of their world's existence out toward the rest of the civilized space
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It may be an attractive market for snakeheads, because for all the societal strictures the movement disrupts, Japanese and Chinese have immigrated to other countries, before the 20th century even (edited)
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@Tassadar You realize that's like asking what humans think of something. Except that there's three orders of magnitude more of them to be having different opinions. In the absence of anything particularly offensive or vice versa to their sensibilities, allowing for the usual "aliens are by definition alien" offset, he was a talented playwright from a minor Peripheral culture and all the rest is personal taste.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:47 PM
*Today, there are 3.8 million people of Japanese descent living outside the country)
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:47 PM
and within the century none at home
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:48 PM
haha
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The constant influx of smugglers etc. that the Aurelians wouldn't be equipped to stop, because their techbase is way inferior to AW standard, would likely erode the government's standing and policy until the point where they either decide to properly open themselves up to visitors or launch some kind of abortive campaign against such activities
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Got to go hack on some stuff. I'll sum up some answers to pending questions later.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:51 PM
Have a good time of it
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:51 PM
glasnost mk. II, "apertio" (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:51 PM
@MarcusAurelius ?
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Hacking computers or hacking at some physical object?
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MarcusAurelius 01/15/2019 5:52 PM
both mean opening, the original is a Soviet-era Russian term, the latter a close to literal translation into Latin to fit the theming of the Aurelians
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whoops sorry, got the two Gorbachev terms backwards
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:53 PM
Glasnost
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glasHost and pepestroika
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@BizarroLand ♀ Do you know the history of Dejima?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:54 PM
@Zarpaulek it was a port where the Japanese let dutch traders in
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that's about all i ever known
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An artificial island, they cut a trench between it and the mainland to limit contact with Dutch and Portugese traders
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In 1543, after a daimyo converted to Catholicism
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 5:57 PM
Of course, the real reason for the closed country business with Aurelia is their past bad experiences with being oppressed
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As opposed to Japan who wanted to limit the spread of Catholicism
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stahp pingspaming me
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:V
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2019 6:01 PM
Yeah but it looks like the answer is basically this The Associated Worlds isn't going to send down a navy ship, or even a mall ship to tell the Aurelians to o p e n t h e c o u n t r y. s t o p h a v i n g i t b e c l o s e d. Eldrae smugglers and charitable organizations, perhaps even those memewranglers will be all over it though
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Cuz they nongovernment.
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The characteristic of a nation like Aurelia is that they're super sensitive to barbarians. Even so much as one genuinely well-meaning and kind-hearted man trying to do right by them could bring the whole house of glasses tumbling to the floor and shattering
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Colonizer as in "Let's make a hab on his inhospitable rock" X4 sense or Colonizer in "Native population with resources? Colonize on sight!" sense?
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The latter; it's an epithet we hear in the referenced movie.
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There are people and corporations that are colonizers or colonizer-assistants in first sense, what's epitet for them?
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That's follow-up question of more happy note
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tramahamoníë daráv
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(In the present absence of a more specific term.)
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^_^ Thanks
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Well, Liberia would probably be a rianqármoníë
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Along with the majority of the USA’s other former and current territory, aside from Louisiana and Alaska
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2019 2:56 PM
I wonder what the word is for ‘closed country’
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Over here, sakoku was a term that an author had to coin to describe Japans isolation policies
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2019 6:11 PM
the Inuit would disagree about Alasha
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*Alaska
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Why are all your troops sophant? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/19/2019 3:51 AM
Do you mean sophont?
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@Unknown Or well sapient is the more accurate adjective
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They aren’t. There are plenty of sub-sophomore drones mentioned
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There’s even a medal ceremony for one in the first book
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And what do the Eldrae think of the DUNE universe and the Jihad? (edited)
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All those poor deluded foola
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MarcusAurelius 01/19/2019 6:55 AM
...It's an anti-technology crusade that lead to the establishment of a totalitarian state. What do you think?
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Morgrim Moon 01/19/2019 7:04 AM
"if your use of AI resulted in your near extermination, please consider what you were DOING TO IT"
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Well, they do have some nice looking paragravity spice miners.
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@Overmind How old is the oldest living eldræ? It's gotta be something ridiculous.
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(as of whatever "present" it is in the Eldræverse)
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About 8,200. (Which, yes, is way the hell out on the right-hand side of the bell curve.)
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...That's like the Bronze Age!
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The couple of really ancient people? They were really, really good at not dying.
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Isn't the Empire 7,200 years old as of the Core War?
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Hm. I may have picked the wrong "present".
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 3:14 PM
"Alphas? Yeah, I had tea with his folks once."
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[oldest living eldrae] Let me put it a better way: the current oldest was born in -284. (edited)
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frick i was way off
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(Alphas I was born in -312, for comparison.)
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 3:15 PM
Empire's been around for a really long time.
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@0111narwhalz what happened to your weekly dinners with the Cthulhu Mythos?
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Sorry, who was Alphas?
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 3:16 PM
Eh, they went sour after Cthugua subsumed the oven.
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So, yeah. He's seen some shit.
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@0111narwhalz you tried stuffing him in with Ithaqua?
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 3:17 PM
I would, but the scallywag never shows up.
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Well, Ithaqua is pretty much the embodiment of anti-social, so that makes sense
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Maybe we should move your dinner party to #random
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 3:18 PM
Azathoth would appreciate that.
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No, as in, your dinner party isn't in the right channel
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"I got drunk with the guy who invented the scientific method. Your argument is invalid."
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'Cause this is Eldræverse main thread
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some serious drinking cred right there
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2019 6:01 PM
That seems like someone who'd get automatic invitation to the Court of Courts
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"I survived all of this" seems both namish and novaish to me.
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Yeah, I'd do that.
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(Though honestly, that feels almost too young to me)
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(But I can't remember how long the empire was normal-kinds-of-tech)
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I assume this has already been said, but is both sides of the eldrae homeworld inhabited in the stone/bronze age?
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do the Eldrae have ice skating?
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0111narwhalz 01/20/2019 9:32 PM
they have ice, I presume
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MarcusAurelius 01/21/2019 1:50 AM
歡迎,wilkommen, добро пожаловать, χαιρε aveque, and oh yeah, welcome (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/21/2019 2:15 AM
Wait, so the Eldrae would consider Sunless Sea realistic fiction?
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0111narwhalz 01/21/2019 2:16 AM
They probably would've raised their eyebrows at it before they found the shellworld.
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Is the Eye of Aldere above most of the atmosphere? Something else is listed as the tallest mountain, and it seems like something that would be mentioned.
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Does Orichalcium mean something other than “brass” to the Eldrae?
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@MarcusAurelius In general, their speculative fiction community tends to assume that it’s really damn hard to outweird the universe.
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@Ian Bruene ...it’s a big hole?
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I mean the opening, given the ability to see stars even in daytime. (edited)
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Unless the atmosphere is very thin
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[orichalcium] @Zarpaulek It’s a metallic superheavy element (hence the -ium, rather than -um, ending) which has a variety of useful properties most notably being a high-temperature superconductor. Very heavily used in ergtech, for that reason. It’s artificial, of course, but tends to show up in places where the local Precursors once hung out. (edited)
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@Ian Bruene Ah, gotcha. No, not outside the atmosphere, but it’s high up in the already-fairly-thin upper crust atmosphere. (As you might imagine, there is a noticeable pressure differential from bottom to top.)
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Phew, I was afraid that the "can see stars from the bottom of a well" myth had slipped in. Which would be a weird mistake.
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Yeah, if it were something that commonplace (if that worked, I mean), they probably wouldn’t have templified it. 😏
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(though I'll note that if you are at the bottom of a well and someone drops something on you you may see stars 😃 )
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@Overmind Engineered transuranic or what is it?
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*posttransuranic
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Also, sounds like unoptanium! 😄
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0111narwhalz 01/21/2019 1:06 PM
Incidentally, are thermal superconductors actually good for cooling systems?
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@Unknown Yeah, post-transuranic it is. (Also, I was into unobtanium before it was cool.)
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@0111narwhalz Not so much for cooling per se (in the sense of radiator surfaces, heatsinks, etc., any more than anything else, but they do an excellent job of spreading heat out).
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+2 resistance to heat weapons
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@Overmind Thalíär sounds really interesting. I assume the first Precursor megastructure held by the Empire is Eliera itself?
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Why do people still need to grow crops?
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Because biosynthesis is efficient and integrated?
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Hydroponics are required when you have no soil, but a plant‘s a wholesale self-replicating soil processing, nutrient extraction and concentration, chemosynthesis and concentration system.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/24/2019 9:18 AM
Hydroponics or soil building?
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Assuming you’re working with bare rock from scratch
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does the bare rock have atmosphere over it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/24/2019 9:41 AM
yes
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oxogene breathable
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Are there any deployments along the lines of, ahem, paragravity tanks?
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PSA:
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I really don’t get the sociopathic mindset behind “rather a dead child than an imperfect one”.
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Even though the logic is based on garbage data
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MarcusAurelius 01/24/2019 2:28 PM
They also tend to think the threat of those diseases are exaggerated
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"Smallpox wasn't so bad!" -Something an antivaxxer actually said to me
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But autism somehow is
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(nevermind that there is a good sized range of what is called "autism" where the person is perfectly functional, and in fact has a huge advantage over NTs in a lot of jobs.) (edited)
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What's so bad about having a slight bit of autism?
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TotallyNotHuman 01/24/2019 2:33 PM
^
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has autism
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Your just like anyone else
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is pretty sure vaccines didn't cause it
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/24/2019 2:33 PM
I have marginal amounts of autism
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I thought we were supposed to "celebrate diversity" and all that.....
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yes, clarification
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small amounts of autism
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asperger's syndrome, if that's still a diagnosis
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MarcusAurelius 01/24/2019 2:41 PM
We’re supposed to celebrate visible diversity, according to those who push it
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I can say my only real problem from being high-functioning autistic is job interviews and office politics (edited)
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What do IN warships look like?
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The banner is a Drake class: https://eldraeverse.com/
...building civilizations with my space elves in space.
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No, but other warships
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Fabulous
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Too precise descriptions would run into the "too many details, not enough math for consistency" trap; Alistair likes some wiggle room, understandably.
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They look fabulous.
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You can take a look at the descriptions of the Leviathan and Hurricane to get an idea of the typical appearance of capitals and carriers, respectively. Of course, there are also lots of idiosyncratic designs out there, which are.... idiosyncratic.
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And, yes, fabulous. Fabulosity, after all, is a virtue. Just ask the Ministry of Exquisition.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2019 1:11 PM
I do wonder how they'd see the people who use Project Orion on a regular basis
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it's probably the ugly, coal-burning sort of solution to a problem if you don't have better ways
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2019 2:17 PM
yes the closed-cycle gas core is probably better
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MarcusAurelius 01/27/2019 4:45 PM
The Eldrae started their space program with Orion’s
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2019 4:49 PM
oh
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Ground-launched Orions.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2019 4:51 PM
(!!!)
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I wonder what the first monlanding looked like then
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The cover of book 3.
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MarcusAurelius 01/27/2019 4:56 PM
Phoenix falling May be my favorite story from the verse so far
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sniff one of the saddest as well.
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Rumors of "banker rats" (Rattus argentarius) designed to support urban cryptid-currencies are considered exaggerated.
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(Oh, yeah, and there's a new post out that that's relevant to.)
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indulges in a long quiet snicker
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/31/2019 2:50 PM
What happens if you suffer a major health problem in an accident? If you can’t pay, do they stabilize you anyway to get your opinion or are you left to die
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I would tend toward the former
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Probably offer a payment plan
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Keeping in mind that indentured servitude is legal in the Empire
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@Zarpaulek yes but not the "you can never escape because it's only not slavery on a technicality" kind (edited)
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Depends on the kind of accident.
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@Overmind pretty sure the Empire doesn't condone slavery
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oh wait you were referring to the other thing.
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my bad.
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...yep. 😄
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/31/2019 6:12 PM
Like say
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6 months' convalescence after a low-level TBI
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What matters is cause. If you pick up that injury in, say, a second-party-involved vehicular accident or someone else’s negligence (or a non-accidental assault, even), the hospital doesn’t have to worry about getting paid, ‘cause the courts’ll take it out of the other guy’s tort insurance.
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Even if his coverage is inadequate, they’ll get it out of him one way or another. But whatever, though, it’s not your or the medics’ problem.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/31/2019 10:00 PM
The brain damage is my problem
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Or at least it will be for the medics
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0111narwhalz 02/02/2019 5:07 PM
When you describe Eldraeverse to people, do you ever accidentally slip into the Eldrae language?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/02/2019 5:23 PM
Oh, one issue with the voluntaryist angle. As much as I agree with it, what about the children?
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Are they simply educated and then confronted with a choice at [insertmajoritytimehere]?
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0111narwhalz 02/02/2019 5:32 PM
I think the deal is that their consent is abridged by their guardian until they can be certified "sufficiently rational."
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Who guards the borders of the Empire from attack?. Is there an order of warriors who guard the Empire from enemies trying to get in? (edited)
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The Empire of the Star does have a Navy and Legions.
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2019 10:18 AM
Other than the military of the state? There’s probably a few like that given Eldraeic predilections, but I’d imagine they’re pretty insignificant compared to the legions and navy
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[guarding the borders] There's the Imperial Guard of Borders and Volumes, I suppose, but they're not a military service. They're a civilian agency under State and Outlands that runs border crossings and ports of entry, because it doesn't take legionaries to do the light police work that makes up the small part of their job that isn't administrative. (Also, the Legions don't generally train people in the kind of customer service that doesn't involve explosions.) (edited)
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They're the chaps who check that you aren't - wittingly or unwittingly - a sophont-shaped weapons system, that you don't have any contagious diseases or insanity, aren't a security threat (including membership of a threat nation or a proscribed organization), haven't a criminal record for something that Imperial law disapproves of, haven't been previously deported, and aren't blatantly failing the alethiometric verification of your willingness to play nice. As such, the closest they usually get to warrioring is when they have to stun someone and perp-drag 'em to the deportation ship. (edited)
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Thank god for sensible sophs that realize soldiers are not police and customs.
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For the rest I presume the Border Detachments of the Espatiers/Space Force are not far away on beckon call. (or you pack those security drones that appear from pillars, walls, floor and ceiling compartments and point many big-muzzled meanaces at the unbehaving party.)
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Did I mention this Discord breeds a certain Buffy Speak by the way?
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The "who defends the borders of the Empire from attack?" question seemed to imply military to my reading.
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I suppose the answer of "the military" is kind of obvious? which is why the question wasn't answered like that by Alistair.
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It would be fair to say that there is a level of obviosity below which I prefer not to descend. 😃
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(Mostly because if I do it rapidly turns into snarkasm, and no-one wants that.)
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I don't know, your buffy speak sarcasm is quite pallateable @Overmind 😄
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And, yep. The Watch Constabulary, IGBV, et. al., have it firmly trained into them that Violence Is Not Your Job. So when violence is called for, you call someone for whom Violence Is Their Job.
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Does a building like the Hendricks from Altered Carbon exist somewhere?
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20mm Anti-Air cannons in the lobby included? 😄
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They're probably not uncommon. But without the co-dependency issues. (edited)
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In today's questions, under which part of the starship command roster does security fall? Well, think I, probably none of 'em usually, 'cause apart from military starships and large passenger liners, what's the need for a security department? (Assuming that for dealing with petty starport crime in less civilized places, free traders can handle that by handing their onboard Jayne Cobb a shotgun.)
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Shotgun?
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That depends on how uncivilized things get on spacecraft?
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The right gun for the right job - close-range defense of the cargo lock calls for a shotgun, not a sniper rifle. Man with a wall full of guns ought to know that.
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There is some argument to be had that trans/postsophs may be best restrained by A Big Gun if all other means fail.
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Yeah, that's the gun he uses to shoot at other starships
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Certainly I don‘t think it‘s advisable to get into a tossle with somebody who may have heavily augmented mobility systemsy
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2019 2:31 PM
Defense of the cargo lock from attackers outside the cargo lock might call for a sniper rifle.
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If someone goes space crazy, that's a job for the ship's doc with a dartgun full of heavy tranqs.
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2019 2:32 PM
(or more likely shipboard guns, but you ward off space pirates with the munitions you have, not the munitions you want)
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The general answer would be: Security is part of the command roster.
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That kind of mission commander may pack them under life support I suppose. :V
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For the exceptions to not needing it on most ships, for IN vessels it's the job of the espatier detachment, who have their own CO who answers in turn to the Flight Commander. Which gives them something to do in mid-voyage and avoids the Bored Legionary Problem.
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And if you're a liner big enough to need a police function, it's under Passenger Services, which is a Flight Admin job. Bearing in mind that on a liner, maybe 99% of their job is finding lost children and pets, and putting belligerent drunks to bed.
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Plus, in my book at least, Espatiers are space infantry first, planetary infantry second. In other words, they are the sophs expert, ready, able, packed and stacked to go Ceres Monkey on the enemy‘s ass, so you put them on your spacecraft to provide security and away units for, well, obvious reasons really.
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Also, depending on how you turn it: VZG rated infantry isn‘t easy to train. These are highly qualified specialists.
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If you have them, use them, and don‘t try to further drain the candidate pool.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 2:39 PM
The (Alpha Tigran) military are meant to put down rebels and only once in a while fight near-peer opponents (read: insubordinate parts of themselves)
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And militaries in AT go all over the place, so I‘ll reference my Mass Effect works instead: Where espatiers are the dedicated space infantry that do the Space Monkey shit, and that‘s what they‘re for on spacecraft.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 2:40 PM
So they mostly use light vehicles, maybe exoskeletons and a few strategically-chosen pieces of riot gear from the police armories
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That aside, while a 600 meter cruiser may have a lot of space, packing spare redundant ship security crew aside the Military Police isn‘t advisable mass-wise.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 2:41 PM
Tanks are mostly useful for the terror they cause in fresh, undisciplined militias
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(Not helped by the fact cruisers are supposed to embark a whole battalion, about 800 Espatiers, as their stand-by expeditionary element.)
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IL policy is that every legionary trains in space combat, the same way that every Marine's a rifleman, on the grounds that there's so damn much space out there and it's a pain in the ass to have to track who can and can't handle micro/spin gravity, etc.
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The Federal Guard generally assumes they'll be fighting insurgents that have access to jailbreaked nanofabbers, so they can go in heavy.
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So "espatiers", in IL jargon, just means "legionaries currently detailed as ship's troops".
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Yeah, in my works it tends to be mixed, at least Mass Effect, but that‘s also due to equipment and associated qualifications.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 2:43 PM
Espatiers don't really exist
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Maybe a few specialty zero-grav units
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The Army has enough battlespace types to keep track off, and Espatiers have markebly different training from the ground units.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 2:43 PM
But the setting I'm cooking up is heavily planet-oriented
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Special training for them - which is another thing they do to keep legionaries occupied on long voyages - is in things like manning shipboard weapons and assisting with damage control.
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Though principally the transhuman military follows the same "everyone‘s a rifleman" approach and everyone is RWSC-1 qualified.
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And even Army grunts know the basics of space and zero-G travel.
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But it isn‘t the Army‘s job to storm space colonies.
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That‘s what the Espatiers are for, trained, equipped and organized.
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(In part this is deference to the fact that at some point, you have to specialize your units; it‘s just really damn hard to have TO&Es that conform to every environment.)
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@BizarroLand ♀ maybe some units that do transorbital prompt global strike types of work?
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Yeah, there are definitely a lot of specialties; it's just that by this point space and its curiosities are sufficiently basic to be... in Basic.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 3:24 PM
@Unknown that'd be down to the domestic planetary armies
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Like an order of knights who have sworn to protect against the empires bigger threats
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A bit like the round table
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2019 3:28 PM
who is that addressed to?
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I am extending on the comment from earlier in response to a post from MarcusAurelius (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2019 3:30 PM
Eh for me, the smallest independent warships pack a full on 6,000 marine combined arms battalion, they don't need specialized security. Plus warriors from all branches and services are trained in basic infantry combat. Tron, like I said, probably some sort in service of one or more of the war eikones, but I doubt they're very large compared to the military or police services
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Does not have to be very large, just a group of 24 or so sophants, with exotic weaponry for taking out any kind of threat. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2019 3:32 PM
The 'Verse isn't very superhero-esque, I doubt any small groups would make a serious impact on the overall security of the Empire, barring stuff like the (5th?) directorate
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24 of the Empire's best soldiers, possibly? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2019 3:33 PM
The empire has trillions of sophonts
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actually, maybe in the very early history, back in the days of the first few emperors.
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Meaning, the best
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MarcusAurelius 02/03/2019 3:36 PM
There's only so much better they can be. Even if they are 1000% as competent as the bestLegionnaire by some arbitrary scale, the empire could send a million legionnaires in place of each
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2019 3:36 PM
Or, more likely, a warship.
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@Overmind Does anything like what we are talking about exist in the empire?
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THE WORLD IS NOT COMPLETELY FUCKED! I AM SO HAPPY!
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MarcusAurelius 02/04/2019 1:21 PM
This should be AMA policy
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You shouldn’t even pass medical school, or even a nursing program, if you fall for Wakefield’s nonsense
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But, then again, NASA somehow hired a geocentrist once
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O_O wow, much crazy, very incompetence.
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MarcusAurelius 02/04/2019 3:53 PM
I don’t mean being not an antivaxxer, I mean this level of fuck off
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Morgrim Moon 02/04/2019 6:26 PM
I presume the NASA thing was having some useful area of speciality that was too good to pass up. Isn't that Ben Carson guy one of the best brain surgeons in the world?
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Morgrimmoon Like what? Astrology?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/04/2019 8:34 PM
Aerodynamicist? NASA does more than spaceflight.
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Morgrim Moon 02/04/2019 8:37 PM
'Rocket science' is in large portion engineering. If you're gifted at getting them out of the atmosphere intact, others can handle the trajectory from there even if you've utterly wrong ideas about solar system layout
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Yeah, ditto with like, software engineering.
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Or maybe they do like, mirror-design or something.
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(Or maybe they're just willing to design to a spec they don't belive in)
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(In the name of a high-paying engineering job)
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....right, geo centrist isn't flat earther.
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I was wondering how in the heck you would be a rocket scientist while being a flatter. But in fact, what's going on is that the guy thinks the sun orbits the earth, which probably does really silly things to their orbital projections.
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Yeah, but either he doesn't actually use his espoused model to do his job.
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Or he does one of 99% of jobs which don't need you to do orbital models yourself.
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Technically there’s no reason you can’t do astrogation using the Earth as the fixed reference point, so long as you have the other planets orbiting the sun as it orbits the Earth. It’s just a quick shift in reference frames.
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Not that there’s any real reason to do so, either, but the math won’t care.
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... I guess
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Pretty sure NASA wouldn’t let you indulge that particular quirk on the job, but the same principle gives you an out for doing heliocentric calculations even if they’re the “wrong” model.
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...of course, if we’re being really picky, both models are wrong, because the actual center of the system is most closely approximated by the Sol-Jove barycenter.
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Morgrim Moon 02/04/2019 11:17 PM
Isn't that still within the corona?
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Still a decent way from the center of Sol, though.
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So, stuff to catch up on: @BizarroLand ♀ Both the ethical nature of consensualist society and that adolescence is a meme that the Empire doesn't think is useful means that children in general have more rights than in most places, but it is generally understood of necessity that those without the capacity for independent ethical judgment can be required to conform to the judgment of their parents/creators in such matters for which their capacity is lacking . As for said capacity, I quote from my notes, topic "majority": "Although most eldrae become legally adult in their second decade, as do the other species at their own age bands, the concept of adulthood has not been strictly tied to age since the Recognition of Responsibility Act. Rather, children in the Empire are gradually self-insured more and more, given more and more control over their tort insurance and finances, and only when they reach their IQI (Insurance Quota for Independence) with self-signed tort insurance – and therefore, presumptively, understand their society well enough to be regarded as a fully competent sophont responsible for their own life – are they regarded as their own people, fully adult and entitled to assume citizen-shareholdership. This means that there is no fixed age of maturation; some people, of advanced intelligence, maturity, and education, become independent at a very early age while others remain life-long “children”, restricted by default from various trades, activities, and exercises of rights."
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As for governance by consent - well, residing in the Empire and citizen-shareholdership in general is a privilege accorded to you by contract, not a right. As such, when you achieve that IQI and are no longer covered by your parent/creator's status, you get a three-way choice: sign the contract, and assume citizen-shareholdership in your own right (the cost of the citizen-share having been escrowed for you by said parent/creator); don't take it up but sign the same form I-180 visitors have to, and become a de jure resident alien; or get the hell out. (edited)
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@Unknown @MarcusAurelius Side notes first: Well, I don't quite know about the superhero-esqueness : it inherits some tendencies in that direction from its firm belief in the power of individual and creating the future by sheer will; the "great soph" theory of history is thriving. What it tends to lack is the small-pop/exclusive aesthetic of most superhero 'verses, inasmuch as anyone steeped in the local culture who doesn't see themselves as a heroic figure is probably already dead. (Randomly: while the superhero genre exists in universe, the common "secret identity" trope does not.) Total population as of recent era: 2.57 trillion (embodied).
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In what genre's does the secret identiy trope survive? is is largely restricted to spy-type works and other sort of "undercover" operations?
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On the main point: Well, first up, the Imperials would point out that to a certain extent this is falsely dichotomous; sometimes you need a sledgehammer, and sometimes you need a scalpel. Institutionally, the IMS prefers the scalpel approach, as the man said: “As a rule, when all other factors are equal, it is the numerically larger military unit that will prevail. In the absence of large numbers of disposable troops, then, it is our task, when raising, training, and deploying the Empire’s Legions, that all other factors are never equal.” In this metaphor, they're the sledgehammer, but still, an important point to keep in mind. Quality above quantity, always, is their philosophy, and an IL general who has to resort to throwing a million sophs at a problem is going to think of it as a personal failure, 'cause 6,912 is supposed to be enough. One really important consequence of this, Q-over-Q especially since the Legions are relatively small compared to the total population, is that it's very hard for them to have "elite troops"; they can afford to be extremely picky about who they take, equip them with the best there is, and train the hell out of them. There are bigger badasses out there than Legionary veterans, but they tend to be cripplingly overspecialized war machines, or one-off ubermensch whose creation process is not reliably duplicable, or the like.
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As for the war eikones, it's a mite hard to say since the faithful are so intertwined with other organizations (their orders supply most of the equivalent of the Chaplain Corps for the Legions, for example, which is why chaplains aren't considered non-combatants in the 'verse), but between Legionary veterans, mercenaries, and other assorted examples among their templars, if they ever actually gathered all the Warsworn for a holy crusade, it'd be a big damn army in its own right. But, anyway, there are lots of small group that could be relevant here - scalpels, and all that - which include military special operations forces - differentiated not because they're better , but because they're more task-specialized - agent cells of the Fifth and Second Directorates, mercenary specialist teams for hire from UARC, various corporate specialist teams (in-house or outsourced), and any number of branches pursuing their own ends independently. But you're not going to find any Jedi-like super-elite groups, because when your eliteness comes from sciencing the shit out of things, it's replicable as far as your budget will stretch.
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by which you mean that for the Legion, there's not really such a thing as "non-elite" troops?
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unless you count "new recruits" I suppose
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And then there are the Emperor's/Empress's Hands, who have been mentioned a couple of times, but they're more like the Imperial Auditors from the Vorkosigan series ( https://vorkosigan.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Auditor ) than anything else, and for whom supreme competence, talent in relevant areas to their work, and absolute integrity are much more important than elite combat skill. Especially since they can have plenty of people with elite combat skills for the asking.
The Imperial Auditor was a privileged position in the government of Barrayar, earned via appointment by the Emperor; an auditor spoke with his Voice. There existed eight permanent Auditors and a...
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@o11o1 Mostly, yeah - spy-themed works, mysteries, the odd rom-com, that sort of thing. And, yes, pretty much. The Admiralty would tend to look at some concentration of eliteness in a particular legion as more a problem with the others falling behind, sort of thing. And time to detail that one to cadre and war-games duties to bring the others up to its level.
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(Historically, they've never had the luxury of We Have Reserves operations; hence the twin emphases on training to ultra-badass levels and on fighting really dirty when necessary.)
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that seems odd in a setting where you have extensive industrial capacity, the ability to make synthmorphs, and the ability to fork to an arbitrary degree
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Historically . As in, for the first couple of millennia when they didn't have any of that.
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Now, of course, it's tradition, but it's a tradition that sticks, because no general wants to be the one in charge of transitioning his Ultimate Army of Ultimate Awesomeness into one that relies on weight of numbers. 😎
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Clone Army: Just… don’t. In its simplest form, where you’re just using cloning technology to replicate military-grade bodies as quickly as you can, it may be valuable. It won’t he…
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still, infini-forking that ultimate army does remain an option in the cases of responding to outside context problems, but it's a trick with downsides as listeed
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not in forking the one guy, but if you've got nigh-seven-thousand sophs as your starting set, and you don't have a particular reason to sacrifice divergence potential, seems like a way to, eg. fight multiple fronts in a hurry (edited)
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And even if the Empire of the Star doesn't like it, someone in the galaxy has probably gone for it
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Enough that that trope's known in-universe. As is the one about using skillware to turn all your recruits into skilled soldiers extra-fast.
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(After the Battle of Engir Ridge, where the loss ratio was roughly 800,000 to 0, that particular application of the tech lost appeal fast. Like losing a copy of your drunkwalk algorithms, it turns an advantage into a disadvantage with terrifying speed.)
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MarcusAurelius 02/05/2019 3:12 PM
Which side was the empire on?
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Neither. That was the Consolidated Waserai Echelons vs. the Stobor Union. The former won, and the latter provided an instructive example.
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Well, so did the former, really, of the military value of ambushing one of their guys, prying the chip out of his head, doing a software analysis, and programming your autoturrets to shoot in perfect synchrony with the tenth-second window of vulnerability said analysis revealed.
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(Technically, the Empire and the Echelons are allies, but generally the agreement is that the latter will not call the former for help when it comes to interstellar peacekeeping, on the grounds that (a) they don't really want to play that game, and (b) when they do , it tends to have unfortunate consequences. Cf. the Great Cobalt Peace Wall Incident, and others.)
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Where does the empire gets it's electricity?
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Fusion plants and a Dyson Swarm, mostly (edited)
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I launched that trope.
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I don’t believe I noted my own work on that page, which would be a historical example where a clone-based civilization suddenly lost its’ entire military to a single virus
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MarcusAurelius 02/05/2019 4:22 PM
@Zarpaulek IIRC TV Tropes doesn't like creators adding tropes to their own works' pages anyway, so no issues
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There may - and this isn't more than a random speculation at this point, so don't quote me on it anywhere - be the local equivalent of the Einherjar . After all, what did you think the war gods' electronic afterlife was like? Let's just say that should the need come for them to ever return from the Transcendent state, thousands of years of virtual battle in every conceivable scenario, all while integrated into the mind of a postsophont war-god... makes you very, very good.
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2019 6:29 PM
Cerebrate, you don't mind random comments on your older posts, do you? <.<
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Not at all, carry on.
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2019 6:30 PM
Excellent. Thank you for soothing my anxiety
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Hey guys!
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I'm gonna be GMing a spreadsheet-based RPG thingy where you run a nation, if anyone's interested
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Not a real-life one, obviously
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Political sensitivity intensifies
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...anyone interested?
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Moi, very much so. Time may be an issue, how much of a commitment would be necessary?
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hmm
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once-a-day check-in, unless it's a war
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Me and some friends have done this before
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As in a five-minute check-in
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How much of a problem would missing a day be?
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Not much
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It's just mostly so that I can micromanage the spreadsheet
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:V
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I like to micromanage every time someone's industry gets updated
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Because I'm a nerd like that
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So it's really just to see what I did to your factory assignments
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Nota bene: The current Era/genre it's gonna be is Steampunk, and there will be a fair bit of micromanagement commitment
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(Not often, but you can set pretty much everything)
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(is what I'm getting at)
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I will explain more on the server
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Kerbin System was the first game we did
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(Should this be in #random? whoops)
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On that electricity question: primary sources are solar (both distributed local panels, and powersats) and fusion plants. Auxiliary sources include geothermal, OTECs, hydroelectric pumped-storage, some fission, and fuel cells - some to help balance the grid with things easier to turn up or down than a big-ass fusion reactor, some because of their beneficial side-effects (like OTECs), and some just because it's damn silly to leave energy lying on the table when you don't have to.
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@KAL_9000 I used to play a browser game called Imperium Nova. Sounds fairly similar
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yeah pretty much that but with MICROMANAGEMENT OF INDUSTRY dramatic thunder
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Huh. That was well timed
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@Overmind What would the Eldrae think of the Culture?
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2019 6:59 AM
I think that's been answered before. Except it's tricky to search for because non-unique name
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But with the technology you have, why can't you dial a big reactor up and down quickly? (edited)
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Weird qustion, but what does the empires territory sound like audibly? Another question, do you have pedestrian streets?
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2019 7:20 AM
Reactors are like boulders; they have a LOT of momentum. Just not kinetic.
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Also, how would an empire sophant react to seeing a human or other sophant? would they say hi? would they try to algamate them, would they eat them, or other weird transhuman thing? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2019 7:23 AM
'Hello
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well, lets be real: either they're a first in explorer, in which case they have lots of protocols for saying 'hello'
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or they're aware of humans because of the media coverage in their region and having gone looking (or it's a first in human exploring in eldrae territory), which means one or both has some idea of the local ways of saying 'good morning'
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"Hello, psuedoeldrae archea!"
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"Well, that teleportation experiment certainly went wrong, I'm now in some weird-ass fantasy land full of pseudo-squids and elves" (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2019 8:13 AM
if that was the attitude from the teleportee I think they'll integrate just fine
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So, not a diplomat, then? (Lesson #1 in exodiplomacy: try not to sound like your training all came from Xeno's Big Book of Phobias .)
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2019 8:13 AM
As opposed to, say, raw panic or violence or anything that isn't "okay so scientific experiment went weird, what now?"
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Human: "Fuuutuuuureee, Futuuuureeee"
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"What year is it?"
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"5273, my good, if rather abrupt sophont." (edited)
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*sophont
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Either this, or, if they were a politician, something racist
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MY OIL FUND, F**k (edited)
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you know it's true, tho
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Or they would just die inside at seeing the sheer brilliance of a future in an alternate timeline
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What happened in the Imperial year 2000?
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According to the timeline, absolutely bugger all, or at least nothing of historical note that I have yet invented.
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And if you were looking for something millenarian, they only finished the first dodeciad in 1,728, never mind the second.
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So... I just had my first conversation with a genue anarchoprimitivist article.
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It was about as stupid as I‘d have imagined.
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That they’re a dishonest debater and hypocrite to boot doesn‘t really help matters.
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@fm21 They've no huge ethical problems with the Culture; it's just, well, pointless. The modal non-Mind Culturnik - and indeed, 99-point-n-9s of them - is an ambition-free pet who will never achieve anything but the conversion of food into shit. What, one might well ask, is the point of them?
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How many deployments of a wormhole sniper specialist class of ship are present?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/08/2019 7:01 AM
Okay so, in regards to eldraeic culture, what about people that are born with lesser mental capacities/the mentally handicapped?
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Assuming there’s no nanogenetech out there to help them
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Glitched sophonts?
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Hi, 1M J0N$$$$$$$ON 1 H! VE A GLTIXH PROOOLLOOOOO000000000BLEMMMM JohnXyriz.exe has stopped working
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I am am, thi thing I killing me HELP (edited)
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I think the author said that the Empire practices eugenics, except without human stupidity or tribalism.
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Yeah, but with one very important caveat because ethics are, y'know, time-directional.
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Which is to say: any sophont that exists has all the rights, etc., pertaining thereunto. Such that while they take all care to avoid producing damaged individuals, once one already exists, that's different.
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Morgrim Moon 02/08/2019 9:18 AM
Which makes sense. You can take all the due care in the world and still have something go wrong that's outside your control.
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True, that.
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About my specialist class of ship question
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/08/2019 9:23 AM
So they’ll make accommodations while interacting with the, ah, damaged? (edited)
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And even if they were deliberately created (felony dysgenesis), even if by some whacko group like Parents for Traditional Children, none of the responsibility for that inheres in the offspring. Who, after all, did not exist at the time.
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Yeah, you don't punish people for accidents of birth.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/08/2019 9:29 AM
Yeah, even from my human perspective, the words ‘a deaf child would be a special gift’ are muy loco
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I am lazy because it produces less entropy than being active
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Not by any measure that matters
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Tell me, does any romance happen in the Empire?
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Almost certainly.
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Another question; do thinker-class AIs show sapience or feelings?
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Incidentally, if you're looking for one word to sum up Imperial attitudes to broken things, or indeed broken people, here's one for you: kintsugi
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( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kintsugi for those not familiar with it.)
Kintsugi (金継ぎ, "golden joinery"), also known as Kintsukuroi (金繕い, "golden repair"), is the Japanese art of repairing broken pottery with lacquer dusted or mixed with powdered gold, silver, or platinum, a method similar to the maki-e technique. As a philosophy, it ...
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MarcusAurelius 02/09/2019 1:25 AM
I'm pretty sure this is how the empire tests new weapon systems https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1093962673945862145?s=09
MEDIA: Trucks launched off USS Gerald Ford aircraft carrier to test its jet catapult system https://t.co/DGfETzdtaa
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Morgrim Moon 02/09/2019 1:27 AM
that seems environmentally unfriendly
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MarcusAurelius 02/09/2019 1:28 AM
presumably they pick them up
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world's largest skipping stone
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MarcusAurelius 02/10/2019 3:36 AM
eyes the KT impactor
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Hey, are those trucks skipping like sto-oh ninja'd.
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@MarcusAurelius I suspect the IN maintains a couple of lunar "downrange impact backstop facilities" for testing their guns.
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Also, I would think that if the IN superheavy payload slugs have payload compartments, it is crew tradition to stuff weird things into it so you can say "I shot [X] out of a mass driver at 100km/s!"
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I remember a shout-out to that in the Core War.
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Also, lel: "why is Gunnery main loading... Organic Cargo, Cooled, #422-09 up to the bay and wheeling up Slug Oh-Six?" "Well, I always wanted to shoot a bear out of a mass driver... so did Ortiz." (edited)
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Are there any sentient...ahem, birb races about?
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Among the good features of a general-purpose mass driver is all the fun you can have with case shot and langrage.
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Interesting watching my way through Black Mirror . (No spoilers post-White Christmas, please.) It’s quite the collection of Ways To Abuse Technology That Could Be Used In A Sane And Responsible Manner By Mature Sophonts.
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Morgrim Moon 02/11/2019 10:42 PM
Humans abuse technology to control other humans. Presumably before figuring out how to get their act together there were Eldrae who abused tech in different ways, and I'm pondering what they'd be. Neglecting to think about consequences / not caring about them?
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oh thank god
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They're still trying to contact Opportunity
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Unfortunately, no luck so far
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They're doing last-ditch commands, things you'd only transmit if the spacecraft suffered a catastrophic failure in a critical system and you needed to preserve as much as possible. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:34 AM
it's been 7 months though
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yeah but Oppy's a tough little rover
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:34 AM
I have hope in her but at this point, I think she might be gone
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Basically, if it stayed offline and didn't drain any power and didn't run any systems, the summer (which Opportunity's hemisphere of Mars is in) could keep it warm enough until dust cleared.
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Yeah
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I'm just... bummed
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I'm still in high school. I was actually born around the same time as Spirit and Opportunity landed. I grew up with these rovers.
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:37 AM
I remember vaguely when Roaming Mars came out in IMAX when I was a little kid. Moving Mountains stuck in my head for the rest of my life after that
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oh my god same
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:40 AM
I was surprised how powerful an emotion I felt the first time I found it by name
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It's still one of my favorite tracks from TSFH
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I think that will be one of the biggest decisions for the first Starship headed to mars, assuming it goes according to plan (more or less): whether to name it spirit or opportunity
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I thought they were doing Heart of Gold :V
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:44 AM
That’s a solid meme, but I think the old girls deserve recognition
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Actually, I think Heart of Gold is the first Starship, period.
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They will, of course, tear it down for a thorough inspection after a single Earth orbit shakedown cruise.
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sorry
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i was busy crying tears for the MERs
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manly tears, you understand
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MarcusAurelius 02/12/2019 4:58 AM
I think we all get it
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:V (edited)
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Do the Eldrae have Vampire legends? Using the term in the loose sense that would also cover things like Ardat-Yakshi.
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Life Drinker (Although Not Really): Not in any literal sense, obviously, this being firm SF and thus vitalism very much not in vogue. But consider the case of the experience addict, who eats forcib…
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ah crap, forgot that one
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Sounds like some of the Predator Exhumans in EP
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o7 to the brave little rover
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@Overmind how do taxes work in the Empire?
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MarcusAurelius 02/13/2019 1:00 PM
They’re bracketed how much love and affection the person gives to Opportunity
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i fucking wish
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we love you oppy
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Maybe the power of our combined love will bring opportunity back from the dead. (edited)
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Nothing travels faster in the universe than love
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@KAL_9000 "Taxation? We don't need no steenkin' taxation?" Well, in a manner of speaking, that in which taxation is strictly defined as "sovereign robbery"; i.e., an imposed obligation to pay. The Empire Services Fee, on the other hand, is consideration paid in respect of a sovereign services contract, which is completely different , obviously, in all the ways that matter to a Society of Consent. (For one thing, there's no crime of "tax evasion" or the like. It's just the tort of breach of contact. You can lose your citizen-shareholdership by being in default, inasmuch as it's the contractual benefit you're paying for, sure but it's not a crime , per se.)
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Who rules the Empire?
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Enderminion 02/13/2019 1:47 PM
A senate made of 6k randomly selected members
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and two Sovereigns (also randomly selected)
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IIRC
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Who rules the V-clan?
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The vons
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As for the details of the ESF, the Imperial Charter only grants the power to tax incomes up to a maximum rate of 20% (per Section X, Article II) and specifically forbids per the equal protection clause (Section III, Article VII) imposing any sort of structure that is progressive or regressive. So flat percentages of income (defined as consideration given in respect of a contract, including forgiven debts, realized capital gains, royalties, salvage, trove, and booty) is the thing and the whole of the thing. The current rate is 3.592%, and the highest ever actual rate requested was 14.710%.
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Dividends aren't counted as income when distributed, as they've already been taxed as income to the corporation. (edited)
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And for collections, at the end of each fiscal year, the Imperial Revenue sends you a note with the current rate in it, and you send them back a check or electronic transfer. It's very much on the honor system. (You don't need to submit a detailed return with it; the Empire trusts its citizen-shareholders except in the presence of evidence otherwise.)
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They do, like the US and maybe one other country, request that citizen-shareholders pay the ESF even when residing and earning abroad. Unlike those examples, that's because they continue to provide services to those citizen-shareholders: such as, for example, the deliberately labyrinthine banking and commercial privacy laws that enable the Imperial citizen-shareholder to minimize the exactions levied upon them by barbarous non-consensual foreigners, and occasionally orbiting a cruiser or two overhead to remind said barbarous non-consensual foreigners to treat Imperial citizen-shareholders well and in a rights-and-civilities-respecting-manner, or else.
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Enderminion 02/13/2019 1:53 PM
you can't pay in minimum denomination coins?
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You probably could , but when you're being asked to chip in 3.592% on the honor system, there's basically no incentive to be a giant asshat about it.
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With that v-tag system used for money, you could even invent your own lower-denomination coins!
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What unit of currency does the empire use? and what is it based on?
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Enderminion 02/13/2019 1:55 PM
RFM
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(Also, that's 1,768 members and the Imperial Couple's heirs are non-randomly selected, but close.)
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The fact that corporations also pay tax does make me wonder who exactly does have to. I thought it was just citizen-shareholders.
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The esteyn . Backed, as all currencies fundamentally are, by the total productivity of the esteyn-denominated economy.
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(<DOES NOT COMPUTE>) (edited)
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YAY OVERFORMATTING
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All legal persons of Imperial domicile. The major categories of those are citizen-shareholders, Imperial-registered coadunations, and all visitors (who have agreed to pay the ESF during the duration of their stay by signing form I-180 on entry). (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 1:59 PM
The Imperials must come across as somewhat imperialist to the people who aren't paying attention
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What food does the empire eat, or otherwise assimulate? (edited)
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What does not compute?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:00 PM
@Unknown anything and everything
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And yes. Money is something you trade by not for
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The base of the currency does not match my software algorithms (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:01 PM
currency is a means of exchange ergo.
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shrug That's what all currency is backed by, fundamentally. The only thing that makes the dollar worth anything is that people are willing to exchange goods for them. (Which total of available goods is "the productivity of the dollar-denominated economy".) Whether it's fiat, or commodity (say, gold), or crypto, or whatever, it's actual value is nothing more than what the market values it at, determined by what they're willing to trade for it.
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Now what it says on the coinage is "By Our Imperial Word, One Esteyn", or whatever the denomination happens to be. What that is is a promise that it's a reliable store of value and the Exchequer will keep it from inflating or deflating so that it stays a reliable store of value.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:10 PM
also why a tax rate to three significant digits is the question that pops to my mind
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that's gotta be a pain to calculate cause it's going to make a lot of decimals
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Since when do Imperials not have calculators?
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Because adjusting that thousandths place means a hell of a lot of money in absolute terms when dealing with incomes with vary large numbers in them. (Note: per-capita GPP is in the region of Es. 9.5 million. Feel free to extrapolate what the high end of the income curve looks like. 😎 )
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:18 PM
flat tax ftw
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Why do the crew in warships shut down from the heat first? aren't they made from techhnomagically high performance materials?
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No, they're actual organic whatevers, or at least some are.
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Then why aren't they put in purpose designed sleeves?
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[why the navy uses people] Because of a lengthy list of non-engineering reasons, most of them diplomatic and psychological. (edited)
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Such as "people are more willing to surrender to you the less you look like a swarm of omnicidal berserker probes".
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But you won't have to surrender for longer if you melt around 5000K
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And how can you diplomat if you are dead from heat?
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The Empire has a force of unmanned engineering-optimized death machines: it's called ADHAÏC CALYPSE, and is only to be brought out in the sort of emergencies that make setting your carefully-architected scheme of mostly-peaceful interstellar relations on fire, then stomping on the ashes, essentially irrelevant.
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And those machines would tend to destroy everything, aha!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:32 PM
why bother with soldiers
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I don't think they would have much capacity for thought, being death machines
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 2:32 PM
you can have hundreds of remote-controlled drones guided by a super warmind AI from the Arsenal Bird
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Because you have a bunch of super capable idiots lying around?
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What? They're very, very smart death machines. Otherwise they'd suck at being death machines.
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Then what's the point of having all these amazing warships blasting about?
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Like I said, diplomacy and military psychology.
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In peacetime, you don't want your navy to look like you're building an armada of genocidal robots. It upsets the neighbors. Meanwhile, in wartime, you want the enemy to surrender to the face on the viewscreen they can relate to, not to go into fighting-to-the-death-against-rampant-berserker mode.
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If you're the US military, you don't run anti-piracy patrols off the Somalian coast with XK-PLUTO. Nor do you fight small wars against minor powers by nuking everything to the ground. Likewise, the IN doesn't bring out the ridiculously big guns without damn good reason, because it's spectacularly counterproductive unless you're actually trying to bring about Ragnarok.
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Same as the situation that we have in the real world, nuclear missiles, but wars still being fought with planes and smaller missiles
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Also, there are lots of things that the IN does that have very little to do with killing things, and much more to do with intersophont relations.
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Sigh, I thought they were there for reasons apart from not seeming too scary.
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MarcusAurelius 02/13/2019 3:39 PM
Having many normal sophonts allows a lot of flexibility
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They can borrow/buy standard tools and equipment, for example
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They also have a brain
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MarcusAurelius 02/13/2019 3:40 PM
They can be retasked to do almost anything
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And can provide diplomacy
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You rescue a bunch of traumatized, injured survivors from an attack on a passenger liner, say, or are tasked to provide aid to a colony that’s suffered a natural disaster, you’re going to want someone with a better bedside manner than Deathbot 6000.
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MarcusAurelius 02/13/2019 3:40 PM
Disaster relief, PR, infrastructure repair, etc
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So the whole purpose of the navy ships are to make the military appear less threatening? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 5:32 PM
I really feel that that 'when' should be an 'if we ever'
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Just to preempt any wiseacres from flapping their jaws about how we won't do it
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Nah, the jaw-flapping is useful for motion-seeking missles (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 5:39 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/13/2019 9:16 PM
@Ian Bruene I have also heard at least one proposal to colonize Mercury rather than Mars
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On another note: even if you built something that could survive 5000 K temperatures, you aren’t going to be computing a damn thing. Leaving aside that just about everything you could build it out of would be a gas at those temperatures — well, you know why computers have to spend so much effort on cooling? Because when they get hot, semiconductors don’t any more; frisky electrons can tunnel right through potential barriers. The same problem affects spintronics , a similar one hits photonics, and so on and so forth.
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Even the specialized ‘shells that work in Venusian-surface temperatures of 800K are pushing the hell out of the engineering possibilities.
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In short: ain’t happening without actual magic, not just space magic.
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(Also, some back of envelope numbers would point out that once you run out of heatsink capacity, the difference between heat-to-soph-shutdown and heat-to-hardproc-shutdown doesn’t add up to much.)
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Anyway, back to my question about ships making the navy look less dangerous
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I thought warships were sufficient enough death machines with the armament they had, and don't they have a thinker class AI piloting them? (edited)
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Congratulations. You have finally outworn my considerable patience, and I've worked frickin' tech support in my time. We're done here.
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MarcusAurelius 02/14/2019 1:22 AM
@Overmind regarding the newest announcement, are those titles one position or multiple?
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Just one, with choice of job title. "Banhamster" is also available, but it's the same position too.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/14/2019 1:34 AM
Intriguing. Does the position come with any bennies other than the immense emotional satisfaction? (edited)
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Just what is best in life.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2019 9:19 AM
Tronzoid is... persistent
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He tends to make one-liner questions like that. Good for someone in a hurry. Not good for an engaging discussion. (edited)
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In happier news, InSight's set up all of its instruments
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When were the first actual warships of the IN constructed? what was the incentive to build them?, what roles did they first begin with? (edited)
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Sorry if my earlier questions fustrated you @Overmind. (edited)
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He gave up trying to justify space warships with science, one of the oldest and hardest to solve problems in human history.
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It is fundamentally unsolvable.
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Any death machine worth it's money is a full warship, come over to ToughSF and you may find yourself being told otherwise by the community, they will give you reasons why that isn't the case that warships can't exist (edited)
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in space
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What is 'ToughSF' I like the sound of it.
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Here
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There And everywhere
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Warships are deadly enough destruction machines as they are. (edited)
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But what is the point of big shooty moving cannons?
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I've noticed two people with profiles within a short timespan. Someone posted an invite. The debate of space war ships is an.. interesting one.
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The best argument for a warship is cool factor.
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A warship can carry weapons to another location quickly
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It can also dodge
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A gun can shoot a payload quicker
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Okay, kids, this is going to be kinda blunt and rude, 'cause I've been operating on about three hours sleep a night for the last three months, but here we go. There is no "giving up" here. There has always been a heavy element of diplomatic/political/psychological reasons in the choice of force mix, both in fiction and in reality. See, for example, the Geneva Convention, its assorted limitations on weapons systems, and how and why they came about. Or why building ABM shields would have been an escalation during the Cold War. And therefore, why building the Most Efficient Killing Machines is not always the optimal choice. Even leaving aside the various engineering reasons, and various general-capabilities reasons, to do so, the IN does not build the most efficiently lethal automated death machines that it can because it is in its interests, and everybody's interests, to keep wars civilized .
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Plus, it's probably not efficent to have control over such a large region that conflict in that region constitutes a warship. Or, put simply, only control what you can shoot at from home.
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As should be apparent from the canon, there are a fuckton of overpowered special weapons systems in storage that are not in fact used outside of special circumstances, because once you go strangelet, say, everybody goes strangelet.
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@Unknown Your decision loops is ridiculously long if you keep all your guns at home, light-lag being what it is.
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Mmmg
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Maybe then dont have a light-week wide empire?
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It's a valid choice if you don't mind being stuck in your own system forever while more ambitious species own the galaxy.
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But hey, where's the fun in that?
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I just see no justification for having a large centralized space empire.
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Who said anything about "centralized"?
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Me. I said 'empire'
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Oh, you're going by the technical definition. Gotcha.
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Which answer implies a further question: why hasn't anyone else escalated and gone for fully automated warships? I can see the other major powers having crewed warships for the same reasons, but surely there is some middling power with less regard for psychology and diplomacy out there to upset the applecart?
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My opinion is that if a giant decentralized federation existed, each equivalent of a 'state' would just use guns.
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Foreign expansionism wouldn't exist; it is inefficient. Of course, you could say the same of going to space in the first place, but whatever.
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I reckon modern AI could do a better job than modern politicians, so 'gunboat diplomacy' is an invalid argument. @xandeross
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For crewed ships
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I thought the crew were# smart and thought at the same rate as the shipboard AI, you have fully automated right there. (edited)
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Was?
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@xandeross It's been tried by some equivalents of Space North Korea. That tends to be where a bunch of the Silicate Tree came from, because if you give a bunch of sophont AIs warships and try to enslave 'em, the chances are it ain't going to work out well for you.
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The same could be said for crew @Overmind
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The AI's will likely turn around, say "bite my shiny metal ass" and blast you with a neutronium bomb (edited)
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The crew will likely turn around, say "bite my shiny metal ass" and blast you with a neutronium-antimatter bomb
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The crew ARE the AI
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Precisely
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@Unknown Sure, but it's a lot easier to keep crew under control using all the methods that dictatorial regimes do now, with political officers and having them watch each other and requiring multiple-assent systems, and so on and so forth. You aren't handing control of your warship over to one mind that can do whatever the hell it wants the moment it shrugs off your attempt to Asimov it. (edited)
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What happens... if you train the AI like you train the crew?
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You have crew minus the g-tolerance
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I bet another reason for the death machine legion not being deployed is because the AI's object to being, well, deployed, knowing their existence would cause colossal amounts of destruction. (edited)
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@Unknown As in AGI?
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I think he means that. (edited)
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Well, you probably give it lots of data and all you know. Test run them for effectively millenia using existing data and try them out in fields test. Then small conflicts and then they are mostly war ready.
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You have an AI political group that objects to AI slavery, and you can guarantee they will do everything within their physical reach to free them from what you are essentially describing AI slavery (edited)
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Of course, they said that of insert maritime traitors. @Kerr
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You could just replace people with AI. In everything. Problems solved.
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Putting human ideals and emotions onto AI isn't very likely. Especially for those AIs.
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(Note: metaphysically, in this 'verse, the concept of a sophont mind that isn't also self-editing is meaningless; all sophont AIs, therefore, are by definition entirely capable of adopting the Fuck You, Monkey Boy protocol if provoked to do so. Discovering that they've been hard-coded to serve and obey is often enough to cause this for sophont AIs, who are also definitionally volitional minds.)
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AI's ARE people (edited)
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People are AI
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And are technically self-editing
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Well, you can't perfectly enslave people, either. Which is why you don't see Space North Korea building warships that one man can run personally, either, for exactly the same reason.
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I haven't said anything about hard-coding those goals into them. Exactly why would they react with a fuck you reaction except due to sheer (un)luck?
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Also, saying AI = People is kindoff correct? Depending on what you define as AI here. It sounds like all possible versions of aliens would adhere to certain desires, even if they aren't evolutionary advantagous.
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Okay: just because it will save a lot of talking past each other, here are the relevant local definitions.
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Based off a comment here, some quick definitions for you as they’re used in the Eldraeverse: (Note, of course, that I’m using a considerable amount of Minovsky cognitive science here; y…
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For "nondeterministic choice" read "free will". That's what a logos does. And, yes, this is Minovsky cog-sci.
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Mino-what?
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You can build very, very smart AIs without sophonce. Your classic paperclip maximizer, for example, has no particular need for it. The Leviathan Consciousness doesn't, or at least didn't have it.
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But it required sophont minds to stop
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Anyways, is this discussions supposed to reflect on Eldraeverse or just AI crew in warships in general?
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It is reflecting on whether the crew can be replaced with ai, or if the crew are AI's themselves
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The definition of sophont AI, on the other hand, is that it does have volition - which is necessary for you to make slave/Asimov AI in the first place. You can't enslave a thinker any more than you can enslave an abacus. And the trouble with volition is it comes with the annoying tendency to want to use it. The will to self-determination, to one degree or another, is a universal among sophonts.
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Can thinkers feel?
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@Kerr It's in #general . If people want to talk about non-'verse cases, they should take it to #random or #otherworlds.
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@Unknown In the sense that they have imperative drives, which can reasonably be analogized to emotions in the sense that emotions are more or less what humans use as imperative drives, yes. In the sense of human-style emotions, almost certainly not.
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Well, then it goes by your word. Exactly when are you calling it slaverly though? Did young americans go "fuck you" when they were chosen to fight in vietnam? At what point would the sophont AI consider something as enslavement tactic or as its purpose? Do you need to add complexity to circumvent it or do the opposite?
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What is the reason for the presence of general ship hands (sans maintenance and esper squads)? (edited)
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Now, none of this stops you from building a very smart thinker and putting it in charge of your warship, but the problem you run into there is that while it can be incredibly flexible and creative in carrying out its orders, it cannot do anything that it hasn't been told to do. And very few polities, I deem, are going to want to put their foreign policy in the hands of something thus inflexible.
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Can you take sophont AI minds that willingly decided the join and just copy the mindstate a lot of times, and when one of those decides to stop they can damn well please to do so? (edited)
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As Cerebrate said in one post: "Just....don't" (edited)
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@Kerr I seem to recall quite a few did. (And by the Empire's standards, the draft would definitely fall under the prohibition on involuntary servitude...) But to quote the Matrix, the problem is choice. You can ask sophont AI to sign up - the IN has quite a lot of them in the ranks - and that's not a problem. They're constrained by the same self-constraints as the rest of the people in the military: duty, honor, loyalty, discipline, love of country, etc. That's not going to pose a problem. Hell, you can even go so far as to try and grow AI that want to join the Military Service, and that's also fine. Trouble is, when we're looking at the case of rogue states who might want to build AI fleets, which is where we started out up above, they're likely to want to do so because they don't trust their people, at which point you start trying to play Asimov (will fail instantly) or use one of the nastier methods of enforcing goodthink on sophont AIs (mostly various forms of software conscience, which will fail less instantly but still fairly quickly, especially with all the people willing to help it do so). And people who're in chains, having had their ability to choose redacted away, by and large don't react well to finding that out. (edited)
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I mean, none of this is exactly specific to AI - as a general rule, you get better performance and an absence of sabotage and rebellion by having people in jobs who actually want to be there whatever substrate they're on - but the damage tends to be rather bigger when the unwilling person in question is a million tons of battlecruiser.
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@Overmind Yeah, that is pretty much a given. I was more concerned on the majority. Also, we shouldn't disregard how they might as a group still function. Some sort of underlying peer-pressure, having more than one mostly independent AI on such a ship should be standard anyways.
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But yeah, I can see your point here. Our agreement converges onto a coordinate singularity.
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I should also say that I'm not necessarily saying that it's impossible to achieve; just that thus far, some of the more... vivid, shall we say... historical examples have discouraged most from trying it again.
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It can't go that badly.. then again.
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You do have some tendency to equip every other ship with enough firepower to potentially cleanse parts of orions arm from what I've seen.
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Leviathan is not exactly representative.
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I don’t think OA has Vector technology, so the closest thing to deflector shields they have is transcendent warp bubble screwery
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The Protomolecule in The Expanse novels might be a better example of a non-sapient AI with a sapient subroutine
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@Zarpaulek Orion's Arm as the part of the galaxy, not the setting.
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I mean, both are probably true, to some extent.
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Was
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Please explain @gollark
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I am intrigued.
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I was saying that the IN could probably beat lots of Eldræverse civilizations and a few Orion's Arm ones.
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I don't know much about Orion's Arm
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Also what are the arguments
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Eew php
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What kinda tech do they have?
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So they have crazyAdvancedTech™]€
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Well, they should be able to, per the "two major or one apocalypse" design policy. (edited)
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I think imperial tech is around S:4.
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Yea, though they walk through the valley of the shadow of death, they shall fear no evil, for they have planned to be one of the scariest motherfuckers in the valley, etc. (edited)
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(And also outside the valley, 'cause any fool knows you don't give up the high ground. 😉 )
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@Unknown Orion's Arm tech is what you get when you have an science interested mob and a search engine and a few local physicist. Even one with a bachelor (or was it an masters?) which is readily availible. (edited)
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They have no defenses against some of the onto hax around, but their physics extrapolation and their seemingly nigh unlimited engineering capabilities give them some advantages. Then again, defeating the archai (god-like ASI) would be difficult. Might slip through a crack (go into an artificial universe and cut the wormhole off, now save and stronger than ever).
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Call me naïve, but how does this 'S' tech level ratings work?
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They have a thing of "singularity levels" in their AI.
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What
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I thought the point was that there is a singularity
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Different levels of mind completely incomprehensible to ones below it or something.
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The trouble with that crossover is coming up with a plausible reason to bother to fight. Physically, anyway.
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Orion's arm seem evvil IN shoots them
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It's not like they're one single society.
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Shh
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The IN doesn't need to know that
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You and I seem to define "plausible" very differently.
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Meh
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It's a crossover.
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All plausibility is lost
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Still shouldn't be a free pass to go all "I shall now beat you to death with my out-of-charactery out-of-characteryness! Muahaha!"
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Eldrae start a war against archai due to their onto-tourism becoming too annoying.
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What the heck is ontotourism?
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Your universe got some interesting physical properties. (edited)
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So they probably look around and develope some theories about it, if they don't already have some.
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Like the magic determinism exemption so you can have "free will" or whatever...
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Eh, that's just tautologically true.
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Free will being connected to determinism would only make sense if humans and sophonts in general were true random number generators.
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Another little note on identity, following on from here: On the whole, do eldraeic mainstream views on free will, determinism, and the possible interactions between the two run more towards compati…
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I just gave up on the free will discussion and went meh.
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Technically, if you don't believe in free will, a cellular automaton with delusions of delusions of grandeur went meh. 😎
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Determinism being fundamentally in the way of free will is a bit off, we need to scratch several layers off before this becomes the real problem. Psychology itself is a counter-example of free will. Or rather, how you define free will decide the outcome. (edited)
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If free will can only exist when it isn't predictable with 100% certainty by any mean possible? Okay, then determinism is in the way.
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I have found the coolest kid on the block
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😎 @Overmind
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Free will is kind of too fuzzily defined to actually do much with...
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Exactly my reason for going 'meh'
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Free will is kind of too fuzzily defined to actually do much with... Aye.
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Aye skipper.
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@Unknown Anyways, for OA their military capabilities look like this for S:3. Each S level is incromphensible and a singularity for the level below it. Normal sophonts are S:0. The peak value is S6. S3: https://orionsarm.com/eg-article/480a48b000f5b Virtually impossible to hit, have effectively vector manipulation through gravitational fields produced by the void (warp) bubbles. Each one is comparable in size to a proton and could carry a star-shattering weapon. S4-5: https://orionsarm.com/eg-article/5062fd4d7f5cb Singularity death ray, if you are in the path you will be drefragmented. And your existence consists out of junk data, yikes. (edited)
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Ah, the list of the major technologies: https://orionsarm.com/eg-article/50bdf5f34e49a
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This is probably better in #random, now, btw.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:08 PM
Problem is you can say consciousness isn’t in the drivers seat and that can be empirically true
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Volition != consciousness.
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Yeah, I am done aswell. Just wanted to close this up.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:09 PM
But when you say it’s an illusion the entire logic train derails violently because, yanno, how are we having this conversation (edited)
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That’s my piece
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Is this still about free will? Or concienceness?
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(Although with regard to that, the whole "we obviously don't have free will because brain studies show that we perform an action before we're consciously aware of deciding to" argument that people wave around is almost pathologically stupid. Gee, "you" are more than the bit of your mind that narrates its life to itself, and there never was any rule that says that that part - call it consciousness - and your decision-making volition were the same bit . Who'd a thunk it?) (edited)
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Well, those studies really make the line a bit blurry though, and that's the greater problem.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:14 PM
The professor that claims consciousness is an illusion is no doubt very educated
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You no have some semi-causal connection between those measured events and you making the decision consciencously.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:15 PM
But as far as you are concerned he’s totally incorrect anyway
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The "consciously", however, is entirely irrelevant to the question of whether I made the decision or not, because there is plenty of I that doesn't work consciously. We're not little homunculi sitting in Cartesian theaters; all those bits of brain that you aren't or can't pay attention to are every bit as much you as the chatty part.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:18 PM
That’s the conclusion I came to as well
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Your subconscious may be in control, but is it any less you?
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Hm? What does free will have to do with you making the decision? The free will vs determinism debate boils down to the example of where you could simulate the universe, if you had all information from the big bang, and determine what your decision will be. Essentially pre-determined. You will still make said decision, if it came out of pure volition or not shouldn't change that fact.
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(While I only assert that it's true for fictive purposes, I strongly suspect that what we call "consciousness" is nothing but the bit of the brain that turns whatever we experience and do into a narrative for us.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2019 3:22 PM
That’s how many researchers opine as well
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Nah, most researchers are furios as to why they can't find any part associated with conscienceness.
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Or the simply fail to do so.
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@Kerr Well, on that - my metaphysical position is that sophoncy requires volition in the sense of the capacity for choice, which doesn't exist in a deterministic universe. (As a side note, I can then comfortably assert that the universe cannot be purely deterministic, inasmuch as I only chose to assert that in a universe where it is correct. In a deterministic universe, an automaton made some meaningless motions, but since that and all its consequences necessarily happened and would always have happened, it doesn't signify anything.)
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You can still "decide" things even if that decision is because of deterministic physical processes...
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But that's thermodynamics denying level stuff.
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Both don't exist fundamentally, but they sort of emerge from all the chaos. I have mixed feelings to taking philosophy to such extremes. Anyways, quantum redundancy is your friend.
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No, you can't, any more than a glider-gun in a game of life can decide whether or not to produce a glider. It's just playing out a predetermined outcome.
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But you can if some weird process you don't understand happens to spit out different data each time?
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Anyways, again. As stated, decisions out of volition are somewhat debatable. Can you really make any decision that has no backward linking causal cause?
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2019 3:31 PM
as opposed to noncausal causes?
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In some macroscopic and general sense sophonts are deterministic to a large degree. Not perfectly predictable, but with sufficient data and more importantly outside factors you can narrow down the choices to one or two.
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2019 3:32 PM
Volition could be probabilistic, rather than deterministic.
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Which would explain the visibility of trends in statistically large examples.
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I don't think "deterministic generation of choices and probabilities, random picking of one" is free will either.
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For literary purposes, I define that sophonts have the capacity for choice (and thus that, per https://eldraeverse.com/2015/10/02/vagaries-of-thought/ , people are not equivalent to p-zombies of themselves and non p-zombie simulators can always be surprised, even if not often) - and likewise eschew many-worlds - because it makes the universe meaningful. Meaning is a valuable quantity in fiction, after all. Now, in actuality, I might lose my metaphysical bet and the universe could well be either deterministic or many-worlds, in either of which cases there is no capacity for choice and life is a perfect expression of nihilistic futility. But at least in those scenarios I won't exist, and therefore won't care.
“…some of the greatest enthusiasm for p-zombies as a product, rather than as a concept, came from social science research – finding itself in a position to become an experimental …
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Mind you, there is also a nihilisitc futility in giving a fuck about it.
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If by any means we could prove this debate once for all, how much would change?
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Very little for most people, I imagine, since while the unexamined life may not be worth living, it is nonetheless extremely popular.
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Humans are, as has been noted from time to time, extremely bad at taking ideas seriously.
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What is a "p-zombie"?
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Why wouldn't it be not worth living? This nihilistic outset will be rather neutral, it doesn't matter what you choose to do with that knowledge, but whatever it is... it will be utterly meaningless and will only satisfy your illusions. Do something useful now. (edited)
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@Unknown I hope zombies living on a 3+1 p-Brane,
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Of course, you can only choose to do something with that knowledge if the proof comes out right. The other way, you can't.
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satisfy your illusions
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Morgrim Moon 02/16/2019 8:06 PM
I dreamt about the Eldraeverse last night. Or rather some alternate version of it, given I realised it was rather out of character on waking. Was assisting teaching a class of 20ish young eldrae, about the mental equivalent of human mid-teens (which is the first OOC bit) and we were doing a practical history-tactics-teamwork field exercise. Namely running around with LARP-esk versions of old weapons to simulate some past battle. With a guest lecturer from the Legions, who was doing a fair bit of bellowing "you are the product of centuries of mental enhancement, ACT LIKE IT AND THINK"
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nobody being outright stupid, just bookwork not quite translating to practical experience, and a few still not quite finished learning to control their emotions and getting into a screaming match over who was responsible for getting paintballed, that sort of thing. Typical teenagers
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* notes that not taking ideas seriously is probably a reasonable defense mechanism when 99% of the held to ideas are disconnected from reality at best and extinction level events at average.
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to the point that for many of them we can measure "How strongly do they believe this?" by the percentage of the population killed
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as far as a perfectly deterministic universe goes: "Um, and.....?" Thing is if you have the oracle that tells you one way or the other the universe was always that way, and thus no matter what someone thinks of the answer that answer still supported everything they thought was ruled out
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@Unknown A p-zombie is a "philosophical zombie", IIRC a derivative of the Chinese Room thought experiment. Ultimately it asks a question of the actuated validity of consciousness. A p-zombie, in simple terms, is an agent that behaves consciousness but actually isn't consciousness; he just mimicks being conscious.
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Specifically, I believe they lack qualia.
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Yes, that is also included in the definition.
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That’s how AIs are known to work in my setting
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Whether organic brains work that way is still up for debate
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I don't have an RL position on P-zombies, but given the blackbox arguments I've made in the past I treat P-zombies as at least partially dubious.
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However, I agree that you can simulate a natural language interface personality without true qualia.
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But I like working with a Watts-ian inquisition of "consciousness-and-unconsciousness modules of the cognitive mind" as well as AIs with varying degrees of sentience, sapience and purview.
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Yeah, I don’t think there’s “consciousness modules” so much as sapience as an emergent phenomenon
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/17/2019 4:18 PM
The problem with Watts' no-consciousness model is that consciousness is likely needed to plan and learn
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A species that didn't have it wouldn't get past the Neolithic
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What does consciousness actually do, though?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/17/2019 4:23 PM
@gollark allow for introspection, imagination and probably also analysis of the outside world
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without those things you probably can't gain skills as is necessary to be a tool-using sophont
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I find it useful to note that a lot of the avians and large mammal species on Earth show some signs of self-awareness in addition to tool use (dolphin/orca pods have unique 'languages' for instance)
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Forgive me if I'm slow to respond, currently have a 100-Fahrenheit fever
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Well, you can get analysis of the external world with just sentience
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BluejayHurricane 02/17/2019 5:13 PM
Yeah, you are running into the Hard Problem, and nobody has any really good answers for you, as much as I don't like to admit it.
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@BizarroLand ♀ That is rather questionable. Certainly our own nature does a lot with a lot less than we do; and he's right when he points out that most human cognition is unconscious. And we don't know entirely how much of our own conscious cognition is actual cognition and not just puppet play.
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That aside however, while I am not a proponent of hard non-conscious cognition ala Blindsight, I find it interesting to play with the idea that conscious and unconscious cognition may be intertwined and augmented more than they are now.
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Which I articulate in the idea of a transhuman "Interconsciousness" and a capability to "splinter" away clusters of cognition modules for various taskings, effectively enabling true multi-tasking amongst other things.
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would a more capable over-concious be able to verbalize the conclusions of the sub-concious? Highlighting the sense cues that result in your hair standing up or sudden shivers like "someone walking over your grave".
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Yeah, that's also part of the idea.
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I kind of got the idea from the "Zombies" of Exopraxia/ZeroS: soldiers with their consciousness linked out and the unconsciousness kicked into control. YMMV, but I liked the principle idea and wondered what would happen if you harmonized the two parts basically.
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Regarding previous discussions and suspiciously convenient rewatchings, I'd like to take a moment to introduce The Good Place , season 3, episode 7 "The Worst Possible Use of Free Will" into evidence.
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Tomorrow, I say to precommit myself, I shall write about either the Tears of the Ocean, or the Sleepers’ Deal. Maybe even both if I wake up feeling exceptionally ambitious.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2019 8:29 AM
Is that an actual decision?
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????
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@Unknown On integrating conscious and subconscious minds, one interesting take I've seen is the integration seen in "Warlocks" in the Golden Transcendence series, or what in the 'verse is called the tephric interconnect biomod. It lets you do "consciously" and frequently what standard mentalities have trouble with more than occasionally: acts of insight, intuition, inspiration, lateral thinking, pattern recognition, lucid dreaming, and so forth. Of course, while advantageous in some ways, it comes with a matching downside: the trouble with excellence in unconventional thought processes is that dream logic is only one step away from Insane Troll Logic, and both schizophrenia and conspiracy theorism are dysfunctions of pattern recognition. So while you may have magnificent intuitive superpowers, you may also be prone to interpret the world through the lens of the Secret Masters hiding in the black hole at the galactic core, who control everything by manipulating our brains with finely targeted gravity wave interference patterns. Minor downside. As long as you wear your neutronium-foil hat.
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(Speaking of problems in mental enhancement, did you hear about the three prototypes in the Sleep Removal Project? They lost two to psychosis, but the third one... stayed up!)
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Some months ago there was talk about one of the ontotech tricks that is being hammered away at in universe but no fruit yet being something like a "heat wormhole" or "thermal entanglement" to allow offloading waste heat $SOMEWHERE_ELSE. One interesting feature of this tech is that there can be "heat brokers". If you need to warm up an Ice Ball world you could deploy your own reactors or mirrors, or contact a heat broker and make use of heat from random starships.
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@Overmind I'd describe it more as a case of smooth integration. The interconsciousness doesn't go to the point where the brains own self-checking mechanism don't work; indeed I'd argue that greater consciousness integration in unconsciousness/low-consciousness cognition module review allows you to iron out those sorts of cognition bugs more often. Exceptions and bad logic trees will always exist, but I think it can actually reduce the risk of going into Insane Troll Logic massively. (edited)
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Why's the Sleeper Estivation called that?
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The name was assigned by the scouts who discovered them, after their best guess at what was going on there. Since they've never bothered to explain otherwise, the name stuck.
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MarcusAurelius 02/21/2019 2:06 PM
They remind me of the matryoshka brain recently-ish introduced in Schlock
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Except a little more hospitable.
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Schlock's matrioshka brain sent back suicide agents to eradicate whoever knew their coordinates. (edited)
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I'd guess the Sleeper Estivation is a reference to the "Estivation hypothesis"
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Could be any of those (although +5 points for spotting that reference); could even be something as incontrovertibly benign as storing the mental equivalent of the Svalbard seed bank against future catastrophe. Who knows? Nevertheless, the Imperial Society for the Prevention of Brainfucking recommends that one avoid taunting the Happy Fun Ball.
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0111narwhalz 02/22/2019 1:51 PM
Personality forking with no intention/expectation of a merge at a later date is… interesting.
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BluejayHurricane 02/22/2019 6:34 PM
Hello
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'Evening.
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Hello.
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MarcusAurelius 02/22/2019 7:31 PM
Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue,salve χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, and oh yeah, welcome
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Last night's Black Mirror episode hereabouts was "Hated in the Nation". Obligatory reference: "the lynch-drones descending on the mob’s chosen outgroup", from https://eldraeverse.com/2014/10/02/dont-unto-others/ . Which is to say, what happens when the positive feedback effects of cybernetic democracy cut out the middleman and cheerfully dispatches whomsoever the majority wants dispatched. There are societies which consider this "a feature". Of course, it's possible that large parts of them do so because no-one wants to be seen to blame the majority for anything, ever -- but how would you know?
From an unpublished extranet interview with Sev Tel Andal, seed AI wakener/ethicist: “Well, I’m a libertist. But you know that, considering where I’m from. Not that I was born to it – I grew up in …
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You say that warships would not make sense in a universe with metric weaponry, but couldn't you set up shielding to deflect the effects of these weapons? Warships aren't useless, their role of carrying and using weapons can still extend into the era the Eldraeverse is in. Aren't they already optimally engineered death machines? although the metric level weapons concerned do have a tendency to do weird stuff to the local space-time.This is partially a rehash of my previous question. (edited)
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I do not recall saying this. Please cite.
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You explained that warships existed for political and psychological reasons, and why their weaponry was mostly kinetics and RKVs, and that there are a fleet of death machines that are only deployed when you don't care about destroying relations with other policies.
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Stuff like metric weapons may be scary, but you can put up equally effective defences with that kind of tech, if there is a weapon that can cause space time to warp in a weird way in an area, you can put up a spacetime un-weirder shield with the same technology. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 2:49 PM
That’s not the same thing, cite a blogpost where he said that
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On this discord
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 2:49 PM
Cite the post
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Because that’s not even a logical inference
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Citing
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The Empire has a force of unmanned engineering-optimized death machines: it's called ADHAÏC CALYPSE, and is only to be brought out in the sort of emergencies that make setting your carefully-architected scheme of mostly-peaceful interstellar relations on fire, then stomping on the ashes, essentially irrelevant. (edited)
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So, like our nuclear arsenal?
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#Okay, kids, this is going to be kinda blunt and rude, 'cause I've been operating on about three hours sleep a night for the last three months, but here we go. There is no "giving up" here. There has always been a heavy element of diplomatic/political/psychological reasons in the choice of force mix, both in fiction and in reality. See, for example, the Geneva Convention, its assorted limitations on weapons systems, and how and why they came about. Or why building ABM shields would have been an escalation during the Cold War. And therefore, why building the Most Efficient Killing Machines is not always the optimal choice. Even leaving aside the various engineering reasons, and various general-capabilities reasons, to do so, the IN does not build the most efficiently lethal automated death machines that it can because it is in its interests, and everybody's interests, to keep wars civilized .
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 2:54 PM
That hasn’t nothing to do with metric weaponry or shielding for them, try again please
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Okay. Let me try and put this another way. Here are the list of the IN's strategic goals and priorities circa 7920: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/10/15/building-the-imperial-navy-strategic-goals/ As you move down the list, the qualitative magnitude decreases, but the quantitative one increases. Which is to say, they do a hell of a lot more of (8-12), which happen all the time, than they do of, say, (1) or (2), which have been needed all of never.
But that ain’t all! This is the second part of our six-part series on Building the Imperial Navy (first part here), in which we extend the strategic assumptions – regarding the security…
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Now think about which weapons mix is applicable to which tasks.
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It should now be obvious why the IN is numerically much larger in its kinetic-armed CCs and DD/FF escorts than it is in Weapons of Mass-Energy Destruction, and why these types in practice see most action compared to the others. If it still isn't, consider further why we don't arm beat cops with Minuteman-III missiles. (edited)
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...I still have no idea how any of this relates to metric weaponry?
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A nuclear missile can also be stopped with a well placed laser shot. I feel that would carry over to interstellar policies
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I mentioned metric weaponry as an example, I forgot to mention that it was an example.
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 3:01 PM
It really can’t
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There’s 2 major defense systems worldwide
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One only defends Moscow, and both only have very limited intercept capacity
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Point being, WMDs are polity Enders
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Assuming you have lasers in the first place, which then means you have to throw a projectile at it, which is even more difficult with chaff and decoys already being an issue.
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 3:04 PM
So, WMDs are effective deterrents
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The point is, though, that for 99% of what the IN actually does , there's no point in metric weaponry. Mounting hypothetical metric weapons on J. Random CC or BC would be like issuing the Kansas State Police nuclear weapons just in case they happen to run into Cthulhu while out patrolling. And even if you have no other reasons to avoid overkill like that, there are certain undesirable effects to turning every traffic stop into occasion to wonder if the entire city around you is about to become a glass mine.
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Agreed, space warships would already be WMDs in their own right.
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 3:09 PM
Not on the scale of the great powers
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In WMD terms, no-one particularly worries about a Field Fleet BC/CC task group passing through under freedom of transit, or paying a courtesy call. Sure, it's a powerful asset, but it's not a world-ender hanging overhead, and is probably just going about its business. If you're sending out a task group drawn from Heavy Six or anything from the Black Flotilla, on the other hand, that's a real clear statement thatsomeone's gonna get fucked, and everyone near their course can't help but wonder if it's them.
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(To pick a Black Flotilla asset at random - consider, say, Skyshine . It's a design dedicated to one and only one purpose: glassing planetary crusts long, hard, and deep. That's the sort of thing you can't take out of dock without triggering outbreaks of panic and religiosity.)
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Enderminion 02/23/2019 4:09 PM
that seems wasteful and inefficient
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Depends on the threat.
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Deep crust-enabled nanotech would warrant it.
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And if you don't want to crack the planet in question open with an RKKV, which should always be considered a last resort considering you are destroying the planet...
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MarcusAurelius 02/23/2019 4:29 PM
It strikes me more like "we don't expect to use this, but we want to have it if we need it"
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"Wasteful and inefficient" are arguably defining characteristics of WMDs.
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After all, if you could , you'd much rather use a WHSD.
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Weapon of Highly Serious Destruction?
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Enderminion 02/23/2019 5:44 PM
it's not like a Jewel World is any useful to anyone anyway
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Weapon of Highly Specific Destruction. Exquisitely targeted, zero collateral.
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2019 6:09 PM
Skyshine sounds like the sort of asset you don't want to have to use, but if it is required you really do need to have it. And also if there is a situation where it is required, you are probably okay with informing everyone along the projected flight path why it is required and where it is going, which would hopefully soothe people a bit. Not completely, because there "eldrae keep their word" is all well and good but if they are capable of lying, but enough soothing that everyone who might be in the envelope isn't pre-emptively scrambling their 'kill it before it kills us' defenses
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Welp. Looks like it's my morning to beat up on goldbuggery again.
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Gold bullion, debt receipts that can depreciate in value without the issuing body pulling dirty tricks
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Instead you just have to deal with all the ways in which technological change, discovery, and random acts of the universe will prevent it from being a reliable store of value.
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Why in gods domain do gold bugs exist? their intellect is as malleable as it's physical properties.
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See, the Spanish conquest of Mesoamerica, and Britain’s seizure of South Africa
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ObExcerpt: "(On one hand, I might be stacking the deck a little since 16 Psyche is by far the biggest metallic asteroid out there. On the other hand, it's a multi-quintillion-dollar motherlode of the kind of ore that makes smelters do the dance of joy that is sitting right there, right now , just waiting to ruin incautious commodity traders' whole decade, and there's no point in pretending it ain't.)"
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"(In-'verse, when they want to drive this point home to people from rim worlds, they take them to see Celestial Mechanics, ICC's main gravity tractor. The one that uses about 10% of Earth's entire historical gold production - or a little over twice the total US gold reserves - neatly divided into kiloton slugs, as ballast . This is assuming they didn't get the point when some scruffy free trader filled his hold with exotic native handicrafts in exchange for the spare set of trimming weights that'd been slopping around the ship's locker since ever, for a cool 10,000% profit margin.)"
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* once saw an idiot say that asteroid mining should not be allowed because it would fuck up the gold standard (that we don't have)
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(just to head off anyone getting too virtuous: I've only seen this once, despite looking in places where it could potentially be seen many times)
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I could also mention how the Nazi economy tanked after the Monuments Men found their gold reserve
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"We shall avoid making jokes about the volatility of the one mercury-based currency out there, or the stability of those based on (radioactive) power metals."
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"But we shall take a moment to note that the ergcred goes into crisis with every new power-plant megastructure that comes on line, the Bantral labor-hour (back when the People's State was a going concern) traded externally for rather less than Chthonic Railway Tokens, the linobir bloodnote's worth depends on which clan issued it and what they've killed recently, the gAu's value is inversely proportional to distance from the Core, and the Kameqan thal is worth EXACTLY WHAT LORD BLACKFALL SAYS IT IS.)"
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All of the farces around the concept of Money have a tendency to evaporate when you think in the term "scarcity token".
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 12:08 PM
@Ian Bruene Just repeat the mantra
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'Money is something to be traded by, not for.'
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I like "standardized trading good".
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Because really, that's all it is. The Most Convenient Trading Good to fulfil the three purposes.
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We're really still on the barter system, except there's this one Really Convenient Thing to barter, 'cause basically everyone accepts it and it keeps its value when held (unlike, say, oatmeal). Which is literally the only thing differentiating it from any other commodity.
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The problem is that the goldbugs and other peddlers of fairy tales are correct when they claim that money takes on special traits. Also correct about the problems of fiat. But it is a classic case of getting halfway there and stopping.
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Well, as I say in this post I'm about to post, properly-managed fiat may not be the best game in town for getting a reliable store of value, it's just the only game in town.
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Also, I don't think it's that it takes on special traits, so much as whatever comes closest to having those traits becomes the currency. Which is why prisons, PoW camps, and so forth tend to all converge on cigarettes-as-currency.
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the "special traits" are the network effect of everyone accepting X currency
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but the kind of person who is a goldbug usually doesn't have that language in their concept library
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Hm. Maybe, although that's hard to separate from the "universal acceptability" property implicit in the "medium of exchange" that a commodity has to have to be a good choice for a currency.
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Chicken and egg.
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See also: why nearly all currencies have either started as a comodity valued for other reasons, or been imposed by government decree. Both of those cut the gordian knot of adoption
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(then people mistake accident / adaptions to primitive tech for essence and start claiming that gold has some mystical moneyness property)
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I suspect commodity currencies came first because of the Intrinsic Value Fallacy.
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True
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even most of the government backed currencies (or bank-like-entity backed) got started with "We are going to issue bills on this commodity {TIME PASSES} yeah, forget the commodity"
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turns out when you start with no tech and no philosophy-tech solving the currency problem is hard. Result: you go for the lowest fruit you can find
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hmmm...... sounds like every other problem known to sophs
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Funny thing I noted about Myriag Song was that the only polities to use energy credits were a totalitarian sun-worshipping theocracy and a University of Planet-expy. And their kcal-based currency exchanged at a 100:1 rate with the Precursor remnant empire’s banknotes.
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From most of what I've read, commodity currencies seem to come into existance based on a few basic factors: 1) relative scarcity/difficulty of aquiring more 2) an ease in identifying both identity and quantity 3) durability 4) a relative lack of other more practical uses 5) cultural preferance towards appearance
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though that's by no means a list of hard requirements. Most commodity currencies pay lip service to at least one entry somewhere along their history. (usually 4)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2019 4:41 PM
divisibility is also important. Au is really good at that.
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built in micropayment system! Can divide down to single atoms.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2019 4:48 PM
you can almost do that with Au. $smallnum atom thick sheets are possible.
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Divisibility, its users would argue, is exactly why Hg makes such great currency,
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2019 4:53 PM
i can see that.
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One of the interesting features of, say, uranium currency, is that it disinceitivizes putting large amounts of wealth in one place.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2019 4:56 PM
however, it is harder to keep Hg in a mostly pure state. the nobility of Au is a big help for a lower tech society
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Other fun idea: hydrogen (gradually diffuses away).
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Or trees/plants, which have the convenient feature of automatically generating interest. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:05 PM
Hg is neurotoxic to many sophonts though
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As in ‘Don’t even let it get close to your skin’ in manyu cases
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stored anti-entropy, for civs with that kind of tech
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Enh, it's just the vapor that's problematic. So long as it stays liquid, admittedly impractical to ensure, you could drink the stuff without harm.
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"you first"
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:13 PM
organic dimethylmercury
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seriously that shit is like the ultimate poison
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Yeah, but methylating just about anything turns it into a bioasshat.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:13 PM
it gets through latex/mitrile gloves
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and once it is in you you have no real way to flush it out
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Mercury's a particularly bad case, but methylation in general is the devil.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:17 PM
Anyway, to spin off a discussion regarding the absolute supremacy of an entirely virtual existence... aren’t there just countless reasons why simply living in a secluded computronium satellite as an upload until the end of time is the ideal existence in post singularity?
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Mostly because virtuality is malleable and one can make it as paradaisical or challenging as they’d like
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Depends on your metaphysical beliefs.
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Do you require a value in your life that isn't measured in gamerscore?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:20 PM
Yeah, I am strongly oriented toward the physical realm for my part. If nothing else, it doesn’t matter how Edenic your happy simulation is if someone else can just pull the plug
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(or equivalent)
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wait there is value outside a gamerscore?
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shit
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Also, is a challenge actually a challenge when it's only a challenge because you've turned up the difficulty? Are non-virtual challenges superior because they don't come with cheat codes or easy mode?
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@BizarroLand ♀ yeah, you are at the mercy of your substrate
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2019 5:23 PM
I mean, one of my objections to the idea is that yes, everythings arbitrary in a virtuality
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and kind of pointless
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The realworld/ril/base reality has ultimate relevance on the other hand
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Since it’s what any virtuality is running on in the end
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@gollark “Or trees/plants, which have the convenient feature of automatically generating interest.” Like how the Golgafrinchans adopted the leaf as currency and ended up burning down the forest to curb inflation
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linobir bloodnote's worth depends on which clan issued it and what they've killed recently
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How's this work historically?
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Not complaining, just curious?
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Is it just a function of taking the cash of the best fighters.
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or is it backed by hypothetical mercenary work?
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Or what?
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There was an implication it was partially composed of or at least backed with the blood of their enemies
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0111narwhalz 02/24/2019 9:28 PM
Money is a way to pay debts, and perhaps unpaid debts in linobir culture resulted in people killing each other.
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So the bloodnote is a way of saying "we warrant that this debt will be paid, or else"
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This is a species that once tried to resolve a five-way war by sending exploding representatives to a parley on the moon, unaware that every one of them had done that.
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Olkómac Crater: An unusually large, multi-lobed crater on the moon of Bir-Liahs (Sea of Stars), the homeworld of the linobir. Olkómac is not an impact crater; rather, it was formed during a parlay …
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All superweapons are greatly enhanced by the use of Exalted charm naming conventions. It is known.
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This message brought to you by a dream in which the pp-wave of death projector was named the Heaven-Violating Spear. For obvious reasons.
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@Archon Essentially, the bloodnote is backed by the issuing clan's reputational assets and services. The linobir being the adorably violent bunch they are, the former tends to be based on recent violence, and the latter tends to involve future violence. (As for composition, it's usually made from the bones of their enemies, rather than the blood, name aside. Easier to carve. Similar to the mercenary blood-bounty tradition that had its origin in linobir bloodnotes - there are a lot of linobir mercs - but which is now a whole discrete thing.)
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How do the linobir maintain a technological civilization without bombing themselves back into the stone age?
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Very violently
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you won’t end up destroying yourself if it’s much more fun destroying someone else
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I think the graph of "amount of technology needed to retain existing tech level" is an inverted U shape.
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There is a wise old linobir saying or two:
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At the low end, you have "bash rocks together" which you just need rocks for (if on a planet).
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"If you kill them all today, who will you have to kill tomorrow?"
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At the other end, you can rebuild all your technology from a portable nanofabricator or something.
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Yeah, so no relativistic weapons, we want an enemy to last a while
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and "If you kill them and take their stuff, they can't make more stuff for you to take tomorrow."
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You can't rebuild info if your data storage gets junked (edited)
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You can store it really densely and whatnot.
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Wikipedia, while not exactly useful to rebuild civilization from, fits 20 times over on one of those tiny 256GB SD cards.
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Not with the data an interstellar empire stores and transmits daily, not mentioning classified military and scientific data (edited)
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I'm talking about maintaining technology level, not exactly the entire society.
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Anyway, in the middle of that graph you get complex interdependent highly globalised societies like ours, except with no convenient shortcut to bootstrapping your technology again.
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You can make some really durable data storage systems, although the recording and reading systems can be rather delicate. Make it out of some synthetic DNA substance, very slow when recording and reading, but durable and insanely high-capacity. (edited)
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It is probably also true that in both instances of "rebuild from practically nothing" you lose a lot, but in the eldræverse case that losing a lot would still put them substantially above us.
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Isotopic memory diamond can store one bit per atom.
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That's 22 zettabytes per cubic centimeter. All global data is currently estimated at around 1 ZB.
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According to Wikipedia, tin has 10 stable isotopes, so you could probably get it to one, um, dectet per atom that way.
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One could create a giant, several lightyear big, durable symbol for storing data. Big n' bulky, but guaranteed to survive an apocalypse level event, or even halo.
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Or an "infostar", A giant hard drive farm surrounded by at least a kilometer of the strongest armouring possible with present day material science. (edited)
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HDDs probably lose magnetism over time.
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One interesting and somewhat weird method of data storage is to beam it at a mirror as some sort of electromagnetic radiation, and then rebroadcast the incoming signal back at the mirror as it comes back.
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(And that, while it does guarantee they're going to not run out of storage any time soon, still isn't even close to running into what they call Atagavia's Limit and we call the Bekenstein bound.)
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(Diamond's good for memory storage because it's a nice, orderly, stable crystal. Tin's harder to coax into such an arrangement and then keep that way.)
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Hey, A warship whose sole mission is to store onboard and defend vital and sensitive data could actually have quite a bit of story potential. (edited)
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They have those.
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Ish. Civilization backup ships.
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Not really warships, though. Hideships, more-like.
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Man, We are cookin' up some interesting story ideas over here. (edited)
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Silicon apparently also has a crystal structure and 3 stable isotopes, so 3 bits per atom.
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On the other hand, think about the implications of data storage at that sort of information density. For data you really want preserved, putting it in one massive store is the wrong way to go; instead, you put it in a few million sugar-cube-size repositories scattered everywhere - preservation through massive redundancy.
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then the problem becomes more about making sure the readers and initial toolset survive
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"12 warships, each armoured with the hardest armour known to science, protect the republics most vital and sensitive data, if they fail, or are captured, all will be lost"
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That's where these things come in: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/04/06/forever/
(Alternate words: Firefly, Fan, Fanboy, Fantasy, and Failure. Added to the list.) “3. Information must be preserved.” – the Five Noble Precepts, modern formulation Deep Repository…
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Oh, and germanium can do 4 bits per atom, and is denser too.
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Instructions to build the tools to build the tools to read the actual database.
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How is the data stored in the atom?
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In memory diamond? By isotope. Carbon-12 is zero, carbon-13 is one.
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Any atom is fine, just don't pick one that has a tendency to decay or turn into something else.
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Yes, so stable isotopes.
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I can imagine a sort of science-fantasy setting growing up in the aftermath of a warfare apocaplise with those sugarcube-sized information drops. A whole adventure culture of going out and looking for them, with the caveat that the value of any given "holocron" is inversely tied to cubes with information already known. Getting the 17th copy of "Electricity From Sunlight" is not quite so valuable as the first copy of something else.
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General Gray, 2245: "Any atom is fine, just don't pick one that has a tendency to decay or turn into something else, lest it mess up vital information like, say, the enemies logistics train documentation and orders. Sure, logistics may be a small thing in the minds of numerous armchair generals, but logistics are how you run the whole military show, it is the fuel in the machine. The war engines need fuel to do their deathly bidding, and the soldiers need their bread, tactical and strategic data and firewall software upgrades, because out in the field, you are going to be bloody hoping for that. and up so sucks to any armchair generals of microrepublics that try to make a big army without the "big several, I would like to see an armchairs army that fought at least several campaigns and survived, then I will be convinced." ." (edited)
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how do you -read- memory diamond? A mass spectrometer would be a destructive operation.
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Do the Eldrae know if the proton decays yet? (edited)
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You would just want elements with lots of stable isotopes and a regular structure, so carbon, silicon, germanium.
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Probably others.
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[reading memory diamond] Low-power laser excitation. A sufficiently finely tuned laser can interact with one isotope and not the other in a detectable way. (edited)
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(and if they know that the proton does decay, do they have designs for storage facilities to deal with that problem?)
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We use this very technique in isotopic separation of uranium, in fact.
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ah, so not wild-tech
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is all the information going to be on the surface of the memory diamond?
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Wouldn't it be memory graphene then?
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could use multiple intersecting beams
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Essentially, if it's one isotope, you temporarily kick out an electron and read the emission when it snaps back into position. If it's the other, nothing happens.
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that is how a lot of radiation therapy works; lethal dosage is limited to the intersection point
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diamond is clear, oh yeah
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(for wobbly values of "limited")
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Yep, @Ian Bruene has it - multiple intersecting beams. Just like in the core memory days when you used the intersection of two wires to determine which core in the plane you wanted to read/write.
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I think we still kind of have that in basically all modern memory - the intersection of the cell, row and column or whatever gets written to.
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Yeah, it's just nice and obvious in core, so it makes a good example. 😃
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and of course three dimensional rather than two
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huh, if the memory diamond got dropped hard enough to crack, or heated enough to denature some, the refraction properties would get mangled and you'd have a bricked memory crystal (edited)
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(On proton decay, I'm not taking any position unless I have to. 😃 But since we've seen no experimental evidence of it, and even if it does happen it's quite likely to be similar to neutron decay in that it may only happen to loose protons outside a nucleus, I'm not worrying about that very much.)
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(Even if proton decay is a thing, you should be able to apply checksums to at least detect if your crystal is breaking down )
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 9:14 AM
what about conscription
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Morgrim Moon 02/26/2019 9:14 AM
what about it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/26/2019 9:15 AM
it's gotta be some special kind of pure evil in their eyes
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Morgrim Moon 02/26/2019 9:16 AM
pretty sure it's been mentioned as much
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although the Contract means that if an enemy is actively invading everyone needs to help fight them off, but I suspect many would be doing that anyway, in which case instead of conscripting the army (or Home Guard, I think) is far better off co-ordinating
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Conscription (n.): see slavery, only with shinier hats and extra hypocrisy.
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So, how about the "veterans get to vote" system from Starship Troopers?
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Given their already super-low opinion of voting as a form of government, sticking a price on it can't really make it much worse. I mean, it probably is worse, but enh. Barbarians gonna barbar. (edited)
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NOTE TO THOSE WHO LACK THE REQUIRED SECURITY CLEARANCE: The Fifth Directorate doesn't exist! Nothing to see here! Move along!
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Is it just me, or does the Fifth Directorate also remind you of the SCP Foundation? :V
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Yeah. Specifically, it often reminds me of this specific piece: http://www.scp-wiki.net/ethics. I imagine it's a mindset very familiar to 5th planners.
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OPERATION DREAMING MALIGNITY MOST SECRET (ULTRAVIOLET) / EYES ONLY DREAMING MALIGNITY TRACKED-COPY DOCUMENT NOCONTRACT NOFORN NO PRIMARY PERSONAS ORIGINATOR CONTROLLED DISSEMINATION SPECIAL SECURIT…
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"The language follows its rules, except when it doesn't, which is always, but there are certain cases when it can. But only some of the time." -English in a nutshell
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:41 PM
it does, they’re just more complicated and less visible than the ones we usually discuss
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especially if you ignore the written forms
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I'm a native speaker and even I don't know why English does the shit it does
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:44 PM
native speaker linguist (in training), I get more of it in a formal way that most native speakers learn subconsciously
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Yeah, i know a little bit about linguistics, it's one of my hobbies.
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English still makes no sense
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:46 PM
like what?
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If you give me a hard example it would easier to discuss
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Let's take verb conjugation
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English conjugates verbs with helping verbs
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Except when it doesn't
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:48 PM
we have some germanic strong verbs, mostly commonly spoken ones
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they used to be the largest category, they’ve been fading out over time as they became less productive
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You know what's a mess? English plurals.
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that to
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Especially with people insisting it's either "octopi" or "octopoda", which are both wrong.
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octopeople
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:49 PM
Octopodes, it’s greek
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was joking
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:49 PM
but those are few, and mostly consistent
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Just like platypus/podes
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Oxen, too.
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"-s except when it ends in -s, then it's -es, and if it ends in -es, you're fucked."
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"Also more words don't obey this rule than do"
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lifelives also.
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:50 PM
it’s a spelling convention borrowed from french from the first, and the latter is reflective of pronunciation
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The whole "borrowed from X" thing is really the crux of the issue - it just pulls words from other languages, but oh look now you need this grammar too.
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I'm disappointed it's not cruxen.
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:52 PM
i know, but I’m saying that it’s mostly a spelling convention, it doesn’t affect the spoken language
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True, but we have an awful lot of written stuff now.
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And some words, like moose and deer, don't even have plurals
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:53 PM
...technically their plural forms are identical to the singular, not that they don’t have plural forms
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I like to help future linguisten along by using odd plural forms at random.
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It's confusing as fuck
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:53 PM
...not if you know where they’re borrowed from
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but yeah that’s not the point
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"Look at the deer!" HOW MANY DEER AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT? (edited)
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Also, inclusive versus exclusive we
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And I can go on
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:54 PM
Not too relevant, since the definite article implies that you’re talking about the same thing
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and on
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and on
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:54 PM
and clusivity is a rare feature
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pretty much no IE languages have it
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not that rare outside of IE
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:55 PM
Sino-tibetans don’t really have it
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I'm saying lack of clusivity is one of my beefs with English, not that it's a unique problem
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:56 PM
And I agree but it’s a rare enough feature that asking for it is like demanding an aorist tense, except that at least has a PIE origin
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I still don't know exactly how you're meant to do the conditional tense thingy (if I were/if I was).
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I have a language features wishlist that I want someone to implement in English
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Is that just me?
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 1:58 PM
they’re pretty much interchangeable at this point and which is more common is a dialectal thing, and yes I agree with you
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I want my IE conjugation tables back
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and my three sets of demonstrative
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also, case system pls
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ALSO SYSTEMATIZE AND LOGICALIZE
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:00 PM
it really is though, there’s a few system but barring one offs like oxen they are consistent
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make the rules not have a million exceptions
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:00 PM
the rules are an attempt to impose a single system on multiple underlying systems
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It should switch to one system, and be less confusing.
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:01 PM
yeah, but the loss of compatibility for older works and speakers would suck
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We have a bit of historical spelling that I'd like to see cleaned up
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:02 PM
and it would lead to a really harsh discrimination against those speakers unless there was a massive government push for it
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and the historical spelling helps differentiate homophones in writing
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writing tends to give fewer context clues, its more useful there
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we shouldn't have homophones at all
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:03 PM
ha
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haha
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ha
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good luck
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yes it's terrible
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:03 PM
which of to, too and two stays?
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kernel or colonel
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fuck
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:03 PM
they’re and there and their
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kernel stays
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Because colonel is the one with the weird spelling
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:04 PM
ah, so how will you say “colonel”
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spelling pronunciation?
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phonetically the way it's written
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"Co-lo-nel"
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:04 PM
ah, now its a homophone with colonal
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fuck
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colonal is (adj.): relating to the colon, right?
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:05 PM
yup
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welcome to english
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we have many homophones, as most languages do
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how about colonic
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for colonal
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:07 PM
alright, you know have fixed one set of homophones
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you have probably a few thousand to go
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let's start with to, two, and too
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:08 PM
you could try to force their historical pronunciations
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to is probably used the most often, so it stays
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:08 PM
alright
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what about the other two?
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i see what you did there
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Instead of too, just use as well
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:08 PM
wasn’t intentional but I’ll take it
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and for two, hmm...
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bi, maybe? It is two in prefix form
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:10 PM
it’s now a homophone with bye, among others
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fuck
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:11 PM
it also eliminates the native english word for a foreign one, making older texts hard to read
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Bye becomes Goodbye, let's start with that
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:11 PM
principle of least effort gives side eye
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instead of bi, how about ni?
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:12 PM
same problem, now it’s a homophone with Knee
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NEW RULE: ALL KN- WORDS WILL BE PRONOUNCED PHONETICALLY
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:13 PM
ouch, most native speakers can’t do that cluster well and many ESL speakers will have even more issues
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we are trying to impose order upon english
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no one said anything about ease of adoption
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:13 PM
it’s worth considering, if you want actual people to do this
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their, they're, and there (edited)
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hmm
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Well, we can start by returning the contraction to its original form
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they are
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is their or there used more often?
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:15 PM
equally common, I’d say
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alright, then
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maybe we'll change both
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:15 PM
they’re both definitely in the most common 500 words, probably 200 if not 100
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but still, you are fighting most forms of linguistic change, good luck making this stay
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There becomes Kareno
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because reasons
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MarcusAurelius 02/28/2019 2:16 PM
why?
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Japanese again?
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So, what the Psi Corps did to Garibaldi would be a mix of overshadowing and full possession?
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If I remember the details of that storyline right, mostly the former up until Bester came to collect.
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2019 6:47 PM
that sounds like the verse's equiv of *The Onion
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I was thinking of the Weekly World News , but that works too. Although the Onion is way too plausible these days, I think.
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2019 6:50 PM
Admittedly true, and they're complaining about it
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Well the Blackfall one doesn't sound too implausible.
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Morgrim Moon 02/28/2019 6:51 PM
semi-related, on the topic "good ideas we're taking if we don't have them already", I think the Empire would adopt the Ig Nobels.
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There's plans for turning gas giants into starships.
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And for turning stars into starships (per Shkadov), and yet...
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Makes me wonder if they had "Round-Eliera'rs" (edited)
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Is there a need for a sophont to do maintenance work on potentially hazardous equipment like cryogen containers? or do they leave it up to a teleoperated drone?
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OOOOH! I've been waiting for this crossover!
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I would expect they'd ask one of the maintence sophs to use a durable synth body for the work
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since if something goes wrong you want someone who knows how to react to it. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/01/2019 2:08 PM
the difference between a tele-operated drone and a reinforced body becomes pretty academic at the “present day” level of tech in the ‘verse
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 2:12 PM
I guess the main difference is whether the body executes mind itself, or is just a sensory/motor extension.
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Unless something very unusual is being done, neither. They have robots for that.
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The thing to bear in mind is that this is what you might call a "mature software environment". While it's not impossible that the automation might need to trip the trouble-flag and escalate to a sophont, after a few thousand years it's got routines to handle pretty much every emergency in the book, and a few that aren't.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 2:20 PM
I was about to ask whether it'd be reasonable to expect every routine to be loaded at any given time, but then again they have plenty of storage density.
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(hell, we have plenty of storage density)
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You can get 1TB microSD cards now. Imagine the density of a bucket of those.
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That, and everything's pervasively networked.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 2:31 PM
Full weave access kinda renders the question moot as well.
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@Overmind The "mature software enviroment" always tics me off a bit as of late when people say a centuries old setting is automatically disadvantagous when it comes to automation because they don‘t have sophont AI everywhere. The idea that over time, pure ol‘ software can grow mature enough to automate a many things doesn‘t seem to occur to many.
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Magic vs Technology
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That's a really recent trope, in the past many scientists (natural philosophers) were occultists as well
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2019 2:54 PM
whoops
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@Zarpaulek Chemistry is quite literally descended from the parts of alchemy that survived rigorous thought
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So yep
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@Unknown I am generally in agreement with Banks, wrt the Culture doing most of its production in non-sophont automated factories such that no sophont is being "exploited". Exploitation isn't really an Imperial meme, but ffs, if a job is tedious and uncreative enough to be worth automating, why the hell would you "automate" it with a sophont AI?
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Insofar as you can call that automation in the first place.
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What jobs can sophont AIs do that nonsophont ones can't?
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Myself, I occasionally dabble in paranormal investigation and witchcraft, and one of the criteria I use for assessing someone's credibility is technophobia.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 2:57 PM
Sophonce being rigorously defined in the Eldraeverse, not a whole lot :V
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murmur murmur more clever murmur murmur flexibility murmur murmur humans better bla bla bla @gollark
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@Overmind I concur, and very, very true.
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I mean, if I remember correctly you can just build ones without volition or something, and have them do basically the same stuff.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 2:58 PM
I guess the "job" of being people?
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Sure, but people do in the Empire still do, well, work.
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@Zarpaulek Indeed. Most of them, probably - but science, or at least popular perceptions of science, seem to have grown really ashamed of its roots somewhere along the line. That's one of the cultural differences I note; in their historical perspective, there was never the notion of a breakpoint coming in between, say, alchemy and chemistry, or natural philosophy and science, or suchlike. It was just one long organic process of Figuring Out How Stuff Worked, with ongoing improvements in method.
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@gollark Policy and creativity, mostly. Even the most sophisticated class of non-sophont AI is constrained in its creativity because while it can be creative in delivering what it was asked to deliver, it can still only deliver what was asked of it.
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Your best teams in many cases have sophs deciding on the way to go and what to investigate, while a bunch of thinkers do the heavy computational lifting.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 3:11 PM
Is that a property derived from sophonce, or some other cognitive trait?
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It's a matter of volition, which is a sophont trait. It's hard to be (generally) creative when you can't choose what to create. 😃
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Now, if you ask a thinker to build you an optimal graser focusing array, say, they can come up with spectacularly creative solutions to that specific problem, but they won't come up with it on their own if no-one asks them to.
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(And, no, "Think of novel stuff!" doesn't work as a command code.)
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 3:26 PM
Does that mean that sophonce/volition could be thought of as a computational class above Turing completeness, in the same way that Turing completeness is above finite state machines?
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Hrm. I think I'd put it on an orthogonal scale, at least unless I stumble upon a really good reason not to.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 3:34 PM
Well, you've described a problem that a nonsophont computer of any power cannot complete.
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What, "think of novel stuff"?
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Sophont computers can reason.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 3:35 PM
And with the precedent of "soul as software" and "sophonce is a fundamental kind of math…"
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Nonsophont ones can't, they can only do what they were programmed to perform.
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No computer can do anything but what it is programmed to.
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That's kind of the point of a computer.
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Yeah. I'm just unsure at the moment of how the metaphysics translates into the mathematics, if you follow me.
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0111narwhalz 03/01/2019 3:37 PM
There are problems you can't solve with an arbitrarily powerful finite state machine; for them you may need a Turing-complete computer.
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You also have Turing oracles above that.
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It does not seem unreasonable to me on first inspection that the substrate mathematics in question form a complexity class S of which EXPSPACE is a subset, and within which volition/sophonce is an S-hard problem. But I don't want to commit to that until I'm comfortable with all the implications.
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(It would certainly be the case that most sophonce-capable substrates are not generalized S solvers.)
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Two Dragons docked to the ISS 😄
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High-Tech Zero-G indicator in the Cupola
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 10:20 AM
When is DM-2
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Won’t be celebratin’ till that succeeds
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shh they sent up an earth plushie and a crash test dummy named Ripley
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inb4 (edited)
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also someone sneaked on board
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oh my god (edited)
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IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 11:21 AM
@KAL_9000 oh thats what dragon looks like
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i love the interior
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very fewchah
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hmm i wonder
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[citation needed]
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Wellllllll...... I mean there is a little wiggle room in that how people feel has less to do with Reality and more to do with Narrative
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Or, to unpack that a mite, "it's sure weird how depression and anxiety are huge problems for young people in a society where PUBLIC DISASTERBATION WITHOUT REFERENCE TO ACTUAL FACTS IS PERVASIVE".
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relax it was in jest
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posted in wrong channel
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and hooooo boy has the Narrative settled on EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
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we do have a lot of problems, but they're fixable!
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(but everything can be all better with six easy installments of communism-with-the-serial-numbers-filled-off)
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Yeah, it's just also why I have seriously considered writing a Twitter bot that responds to basically every tweet with "Numbers or STFU".
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@randomUser: Hey guys, how're you doing today?
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Banned for ~~witch~~ ~~russian~~ because we say so
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@alistairBot: Numbers or STFU
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Statistically, it'd still be on-topic most of the time.
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...I should probably give some numbers for that, huh? 😁
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:22 PM
Like
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I do think memeing about how you want to die is fashionable and in right now (edited)
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But we shouldn't mistake that with real depression
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The dawn of a new era of spaceflight https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D0v6uVMWsAE43vC.jpg:large Dragon 2 against Sunrise, Anne McClain
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2019 12:39 PM
Not until it’s maaaaannnneeedddd
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iiiiiiiittttttttsssssss pppppppplllllllllluuuuuusssssssshhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeeedddddd
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does 'trasered vandthel' generally require the permanent death of the target party, or is the temporary death of an instance usually sufficient?
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Permadeath. The term's a lot older than any other kind.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:33 AM
@BizarroLand ♀ @Unknown @KAL_9000 over here, seriously. @Morgrim Moon Yeah, because US cultural exportation is frequent in the anglopshere.
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the anglosphere
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The geopolitical equivalent of Voltron
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:34 AM
Nah, just the worlds largest semi-dysfunctional family
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2019 9:34 AM
UK! US! CANADA! AUSTRALIA! NEEEEWWW ZEALANDDD
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The US is the hipster that wears leather
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:34 AM
You just said that those terms can't be applied to non-US people. I'm telling you they are. Frequently. And consistantly. Therefore saying "well we came up with it" is irrelevant
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:35 AM
They can be, but they were made for the US and their exportation loses much of their original usefulness
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:35 AM
...again, no.
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FORM VOLTRON
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GONNA KICK SOME TERRORIST ASS
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:35 AM
What’s defining of Gen Z vs Millenials in Aussie land then?
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:36 AM
Do you really think they'd be, again, consistantly applied in other countries if they lacked cultural relevance?
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:36 AM
Yes
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:36 AM
Ah. Okay, so there's no point arguing with you then. Thank you.
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@MarcusAurelius stop it bro
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:36 AM
Stop what)
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?
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being insensitive
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:37 AM
(For the record it immensely pisses me off when I say "this thing happens here" and someone else turns around and says "no it doesn't you're wrong")
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:37 AM
ooh, so we can have arguments here
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:37 AM
I’m not saying your wrong, I’m saying that it’s an example of pop culture borrowing a term that doesn’t mean what they think it does
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:37 AM
inconceivable!
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:38 AM
Because as far as I can tell, all or nearly all of the academic literature that defined them in the first place is by Americans about Americans
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:38 AM
Congratulations, you have detected your local bubble.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:39 AM
How the fuck is that local?
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Give me one damn Australian paper in it that describes it without referencing them
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speaking of which, why are we still talking in a Bridge Tongue?
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we all clearly speak Nerdese here
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:42 AM
it's midnight, so I'm not doing the research tonight, but quarter acre block, housing crisis, are the two search terms that immediately come to mind but I don't have the brain to translate those out of aussie culture to US right now. And on a more sarcastic note, the avocado toast meme started here based on OUR cultural situation
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:43 AM
Yeah, I’m not saying we haven’t imported anything culturally, I’m aware of the fact that Australia has an actual coffee culture and the US bastardized a fair bit of it over the years
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But hey, they invented the hamburger, although a Dutch guy was the one who had the idea. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:44 AM
so I guess "hamburger" is like "French fries" then?
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or more English muffins?
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narwhalz talks genemodding and cybernetics
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:45 AM
good luck convincing 'enhanced ethanol processing' is something that should catch on
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:46 AM
I mean, ideally you'd be able to shut it off.
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No, so you can get drunk without a hangover!
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:46 AM
The byproducts of ethanol metabolism are what cause a hangover, right?
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So you just make the process not make those byproducts.
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:47 AM
...biology doesn't work that way
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as in @KAL_9000
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:47 AM
vigorous transhumanism should, though
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:47 AM
The very first thing those enzymes will do is stop you getting drunk in the first place
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Just looked it up
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Ethanol has a dehydrating effect
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:48 AM
You don't have to have a lot of the enzymes :V
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Your brain shrinks a little because of lost water, and that makes it hurt
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..my brain (edited)
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So, we just inject extra water into the brain! (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:49 AM
dehydration makes hangovers significantly worse, they're not the sole cause
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:49 AM
I could see it, you have them in controlled release vacuoles, release ‘em when you’re done drinking, they ought to disassociate by the time you want to drink again
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:50 AM
They can be inhibited by other things, and only become fully active under conscious control.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:50 AM
Not exactly easy, but it doesn’t seem fundamentally flawed if you assume reasonably strong transhumanism (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:50 AM
Say, release of a specialized "I don't wanna be drunk anymore" hormone.
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That inhibits the inhibitors.
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or we could just upload you and save the trouble
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2019 9:50 AM
conscious control is a poor trigger: the time you most desperately need them is when you're blackout drunk and at risk of death
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if anything you'd want conscious suppression
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:51 AM
that works too
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modifying parameters would put more or less of the relevant hormones into the brain sim
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:51 AM
just a not gate :V
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:53 AM
I’d assume something along the lines of how breathing works, where it’s automatic until you need to focus on it. Running subconscious with a BAC of near 0, requiring conscious suppression as it starts to climb, automatic release should it get to high
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fun fact: The Jaians (from my worldbuilding project) get drunk on caffeine instead of alcohol
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Where do they get the caffeine?
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a few native plants make it
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:54 AM
...Plants then synthesized? It's not exactly rare
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it's just rare in a concentrated form that's easy to refine for human consumption
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:55 AM
presumably the yeast-equivalent produces it as either a byproduct or a weapon
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And they're really sensitive to it. A single cup of coffee would get them "randomly singing and calling everybody your best friend" drunk.
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:56 AM
same
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:56 AM
for @Morgrim Moon: Those are global trends, are a a consequences of the Australian Dream, which is, you guessed it, a cultural borrowing
09:57
also @0111narwhalz what did you mean by a "bridge tongue"?
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:57 AM
that was KAL
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 9:57 AM
whoops
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And "same"? Coffee makes you loopy?
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Alcohol actually has a similar effect to meth on them (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:57 AM
The last time I tried caffeine, I got high as a kite.
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:58 AM
So not drunk, but definitely under the influence of something :V
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someone spiked your coffee m8
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 9:59 AM
Was dilute energy drink.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 10:00 AM
ah, that's probably just sensitivity and a large dose
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 10:01 AM
I drank maybe a hundred milliliters of solution?
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Which worked out to a fairly small amount of actual energy drink.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 10:02 AM
Kal, I'm halfway through that video and it's fundamentally opposed to current research
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2019 10:02 AM
But yeah, my sensitivity is pretty high.
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Did somebody mention reactionaryism?
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 10:07 AM
@KAL_9000 Yeah, that's quite literally just someone being salty and noticing negative examples over positive ones, it's the polar opposite of contemporary research
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I was joking around, and, if you couldn't tell, the video was made in jest. I probably should have put an /s on my earlier statement...
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:17 AM
ah, I though the "nerdese" bit was the joke, and the previous statement had been serious. Whoops
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@Unknown This is rather different, the dominant factor is now ethnic and economic protectionism, not ideological
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I'm not sure Russia has a defining ideology anymore.
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protectionism is the opposite of a free market and does not promote economic growth, it is more about national pride than economic growth
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:21 AM
There's an attempt at nationalism, but people there seem so jaded that it gets little more than lip service
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And I'd like to remind everyone that tariffs didn't work out too well for Hoover.
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So what if your job gets stolen? there are always more jobs to go into
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:21 AM
@Unknown No, it's more about my/my voters job is going away, i need to save it
11:22
it's an emotional, not a rational reaction
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But this will pass, for sure, as people either see logic or die out and are replaced by ones that don't care about the above. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:22 AM
Not really
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... #random for the pure earth-politics talk, plz.
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 11:22 AM
alrighty
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To bring an 'verse perspective to the military discussion over in #random : The Imperial Military Service in general, and the Imperial Navy in particular, is - in theory - a force that exists to protect the Empire. The problem comes when you try to define 'the Empire'. It's a little more obvious there , of course, seeing as it's much more explicitly 'the corporate body of the citizen-shareholders' than 'the lump of land it sits on', but has the drawback that citizen-shareholders tend to move around, and go abroad for business and pleasure, and don't suddenly cede their citizen-shareholderness by so doing so are arguably entitled to be protected even when not within the Imperial territorial volume. And then you get into defining 'protect'. Inalienable rights to life, liberty, and property, and all. So then you get into dealing with piracy and brigandage, and general trade lane protection, and then sending gunboats to explain to banana republics in the back end of nowhere that they'd better give back what they just expropriated if they know what's good for them... ...and suddenly you find yourself with a much bigger cruiser fleet and associated orbital intervention battalions than you were expecting to have when you first noodled about the concept. Basically, there's a lot of scope in 'defending X' that you can get in trouble with if you don't strictly define it up front.
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(Incidentally, on the usefulness of nukes as peer threats, etc., the trouble is that they're too much threat for use against salami tactics. I refer you to the following Yes, Prime Minister clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKbDKsNsjac )
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MarcusAurelius 03/07/2019 2:27 PM
Yeah, the US basically tries to do the same thing, but wings the definition and thus tends to frequently overreach
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and yes,the high end capabilities of the US armed forces are for holding the line in a limited war with a peer (i.e. nuclear) power (edited)
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what is the term for when the three loyalties combine?
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(and is there a variant for (the three combined + marriage)?
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DM-1 has concluded successfully! Dragon 2 is on the recovery ship!
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2019 9:57 AM
Congrats
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This July is the real deal though
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Who are the two lucky people again I forgot
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>implying that Ripley's not a real person :V
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Just remembered a old phrase that now has a translation thanks to all this verbogeny: súnavár an-elén arídamaen lit. "brightening sunsets"; (euphemism for) dead.
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Intrepid Class LCV joined the server. 03/08/2019 12:49 PM
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HELLO NEW PERSON
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WELCOME FELLOW EARTH HUMANOID.
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@gollark we're all eldrae here
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Intrepid Class LCV 03/08/2019 12:53 PM
Sure...
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YES, BUT TOTALLY NOT ROBOTS OR ANYTHING.
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Intrepid Class LCV 03/08/2019 12:54 PM
Keep telling yourself that.
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I identify as a Brussels-class dropship, thank you :p
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2019 2:00 PM
Flapjack-class best class (edited)
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wait, does the flapjack have a shipboard AI?
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if so then Flapjack best girl
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hmm
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wait who's cerara
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El Alistair Young.
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El?
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"The" Alistair Young (edited)
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The Author
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 3:37 PM
I think it’s Our Supreme Leader’s partner
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Or an alt.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 3:37 PM
Or some trusted friend
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TL;DR: run
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Oh wait, he is not Cerebrate, thought KAL was saying his name in a slang way. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2019 7:22 PM
I think Ceara is just Our Leader's wife
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I'm not "just" anything, thanks ever so. But yes, one of the things I am is his wife. And his editor, so be nice to me. (edited)
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(Also, an alt? On my own server? To quote a really terrible movie, "What does God need with a starship sock puppet?")
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 3:19 AM
also, an alt with apparently the same permissions as the regular one and a suspicious name?
03:19
what even would be the point?
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One in a regular user context might be useful for testing purposes.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:11 AM
How do you do lexicon generation?
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I've noticed that there seems to be a strong etymology underlying the individual words.
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Well, that's because my first step is to check through my existing lexicon and notes on roots, et. al., to see if there would be a good etymology available. 😃
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:17 AM
So a strong etymology is possible due to a well-managed and relatively mature lexicon?
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As for other sources, I have loose sketch notes assembled for a half-dozen or so pre-Eldraeic languages (sample words generated by much less subtle means, like syllable generators), which I can use to produce roots which can then be evolved into words in their successor language, to help produce the right flavor.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:18 AM
Or at least a usably large set of roots?
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That, and it's also useful to have some of the grammar, the phonology, and so forth, worked out in advance, because that gets you a lexicon that feels etymologically realistic even in the bits you've had to gloss over.
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The grammar, for instance, provides some regularity. kithel, to feel/one who feels, when the predicate in a sentence, takes a subject (no case tag) and an object (case tag an-). You can rotate the meaning of a predicate by moving the case tag to the front of it , in which case that case becomes the subject and the subject shifts accordingly. And so, we get ankithel , a feeling/emotion, which has most of the same case roles as kithel , plus subject-become-object (case tag a-), for that which the emotion is felt by. So which they're technically just the same predicate seen from different angles, you get a fair bit of vocabulary generated by the grammar in this way.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:26 AM
How would you suggest seeding a lexicon so that it becomes at least nominally useful for further generation?
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And then there are certain affixes which add meaning, so tavír (speak) becomes sétavir (converse) when you add the "mutual" prefix to it, creating a predicate with a set as subject and no object.. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:27 AM
Uštsnuvk currently has 24 whole words, not counting pronouns, and they're pretty haphazard.
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So I think it's still well within the "needs a seed" regime.
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I know word lists are a possibility, but I've seen a lot of criticism of them that they tend to lead to relexing.
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Well, in the absence of a PIE equivalent, you've got to start arbitrary somewhere, alas. Short of going to the lengths of developing proto-languages arbitrarily and then using them to make the actual language, which is unnecessarily fancy for most purposes, I'd suggest starting by working out the phonology and phonological constraints, and building some syllable tables for random word generation. Then once you've got some simple words, try some of them out on root concepts and see how they feel. If there are patterns in the generated words, try matching them up with patterns in the concepts; see if you can get some derivations going for color-words, big-things, states, and so forth.
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As for avoiding relexing: one thing I try to ensure is that words with multiple meanings in English have them split apart: 'man' for instance. Other languages probably won't reuse the same word for 'male' and 'human'. Likewise, a lot of English words have known etymologies, and once you reach the stage of deriving words from roots, you can check that you're using a good local metaphor, not just aping the English one.
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English "language", for example, comes from the French "tongue". Eldraeic "language" glossed at its most literal would be "one song of (many) words".
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:36 AM
I've done phonology and phonotactics, and let a syllable generator at it to generate… probably about a thousand wordlike objects, which I pruned down (with the help of TotallyNotHuman—thanks mate) to about 675 credibly pronounceable word-objects.
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So I have a big pile of likely syllable chunks to pick from, and iterate on.
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On the subject of "language:" suvk is the root in Uštsnuvk, which I've pointed more towards a general information interchange.
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Side note: have you seen the Language Construction Kit? Some good stuff in there, especially in re appropriately weirding the grammar.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:40 AM
I've definitely heard of it and read something with a similar, if not identical, name.
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If it's the one on zompist.com I've read it.
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Yeah, http://zompist.com/kit.html it is. ...ooh, I looked up the page and found The Conlanger's Lexipedia . I think I may need that.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:43 AM
ah, from the first couple paragraphs that sounds like just the thing
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Incidentally, I really like the syntactic obligation to provide a metric you proposed in Eldraic.
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Also important to recall in choosing the precise description of an entity is that Eldraeic enforces a strict conceptual division between objectives, defined as descriptions of properties inherent t…
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I'm considering expanding that concept for highly general use in Uštsnuvk.
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Since you've worked with it, I imagine you know some of the things necessary to make it work.
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You don't strictly speaking have to fill that place; but if you don't, it has a default value. So it's pretty obvious if you're trying to slip something past people.
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(Or it's normal to assume that you're using the last one mentioned in the same conversation unless you respecify, so if one person says they're using farmer's weights, you don't have to say that again every time a weight comes up during that conversation.)
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 4:55 AM
Presumably the value when unspecified acts vaguely like a pronoun, requiring an antecedent to redefine it?
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With something vaguely like scoping.
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I think of it as like a stack. Standards modifiers (along with some other constructs) push a new standard on the stack, and a revert ("previous standard") pops it. The end of conversation/chapter clears the stack completely.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 5:02 AM
That seems workable, at least with people who have a somewhat deeper stack than I do.
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Probably takes considerable verbal gymnastics to overflow theirs.
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Well, an out-of-verse design feature was having an eye-bleedingly weird - in the name of logical coherence and flexibility - grammar system. 😃
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 5:07 AM
An example of the construct I'm considering, expanded to maximal precision and obtuse verbosity: "by my measurement of length, the stick evaluates to three meters"
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Understanding, of course, that at least some of the "slots" will be occupied by defaults/placeholders under most circumstances.
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One doesn't measure a lot of dimensions other than length with meters, after all.
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So, I'm putting together once again the preamble to the Black Panther cultural crossover post, which is... fun.
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WAKANDA FOREVER
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Indeed. But this is the one that requires a chunky introduction explaining that while the hypothetical Imperial audience probably loves this movie, they also don't really get this movie. Missing cultural context, and all, and there's only so much gnostic overlays can do.
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yeah, the Eldrae aren't really the type to be racist
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(the movie isn't racist, but the culture it's reacting to sure as hell is)
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Right up top of the list of divergences (under "being too individualist to really grok group identitarianism in the first place"). Right before 'well, let's just say that the civilization whose unofficial motto was always "slavers, die!" never found any particular need to develop copious justificatory bullshit for treating people as property.'
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GIB ME LIBERTY OR GIB ME DEATH -Empire of the Star presumably
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And the whole different experiences of the Consolidation vs. Earth's colonial era, and then in economics, and... yadda, yadda. In which it is pointed out that the Empire really hates poor people and chooses to solve this problem by enabling them to self-upgrade into rich people.
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Instead of, you know... treating them like shit like most Earth societies who hate poor people
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Current summary: "So as you read through the point-by-point below, the thing you need to remember is that - with the possible exception of anyone who's taken the official Exploratory Service "Barbarians Gonna Barbar: Here's How" course - while the audience may love this movie, they don't really get this movie. Earth-style racism doesn't have anywhere to fit within their cultural context. It just reads like humans decided to arbitrarily pick a subset of themselves to be giant dicks to just because, and who the hell does that? Who, indeed. "
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 8:25 AM
the overlay-makers would probably have to pull from a different cultural touchstone to get the audience to grasp it. Something like "you know how some polities treat digisapiences? And how the ones that actually GROW UP and learn from it still results in awkwardness later? Right, now make that culture play nice with the Silicate Tree"
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If only because I'm guessing "we did not realise that our computers were sapient until we were bludgeoned over the head with it by everyone else" may be a bit more familiar
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I'm pretty sure their version is more like GIVE ME LIBERTY OR DIE. Along the same lines as other battlecries, like TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DIE.
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TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO DIE is now the official Eldrae battlecry
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This is canon now
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2019 8:29 AM
Well, I'm more meaning that the Imperials have probably encountered a couple of civs who were enslaving computers and later stopped for reasons that were a bit more 'our culture collectively decided this was immoral', which is more parallel to the earth situation?
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Yeah, I follow. It's probably the best approach, but still.
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@KAL_9000 Hell, just rephrase some Liberty Prime quotes, and there you go.
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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LIBERTY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.
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PATRIOTISM SUBROUTINES ACTIVATED! salutes
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COMPOSITION: GRAVEL, SAND AND COMMUNISM
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Why not just stop being paranoid about communism and make up with China?
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Gets kicked out of window
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... what?
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 4:19 PM
To continue the conlanging advice from earlier: look into etymology, especially since your (AFAIK) a monolingual anglophone. We have a lot of weird Lemmas that would be derived in most other languages without English’s history, e.g. having “beef” as a word for “cow meat” when in most languages it would be a derivative (e.g. in Chinese, 牛 and 牛肉)
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"Monolingual anglophone" sounds like a rude insult when taken in isolation
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 5:59 PM
How? It’s an objective statement
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Can be taken as an "arrogant American/Briton" type of thing
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 6:08 PM
I guess? That’s just looking for an insult where one doesn’t exist
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Hey, stop insulting people with one language!
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Everyone knows that foreigners just pretend that they can't speak English to be annoying.
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That's why everyone understands you if you talk loudly and slowly enough.
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We will attack with even MORE technical insults
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</englishman>
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 6:13 PM
barbariani dicentes barbar
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夷在說夷語 (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 6:26 PM
βάρβαροι μυθεομενοι βαρβαρ
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 6:32 PM
I mean, knowing exactly one language isn't really something to be proud of :V
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Enderminion 03/13/2019 6:45 PM
I know Three and a Half; English, Sarcasm, Profanity, and a bit of Spanish (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 6:47 PM
I know a couple, but mostly they're programming languages :V
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A smattering of German, Spanish, and Esperanto (thanks Duolingo)
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I know 1 ⅔: English and Some Español.
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I am actually taking Spanish Classes.
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 6:52 PM
‘’’Duolingo’’’ that thing teaches zero grammar (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 6:52 PM
I can read Spanish by picking out cognates, and I know some of the syntax and more common verbs, if that counts :V
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I was able to figure out that questions in Esperanto start with "Cxu"
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 7:03 PM
[trying to figure out the pronounciation]
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 7:20 PM
/t͡sxu/
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@0111narwhalz
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 7:20 PM
okay
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"Chu", usually written Ĉu
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If you have the right keyboard
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/13/2019 7:39 PM
I know two
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English and Spanish
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I can infer smatterings of others
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And you probably speak them both better than I speak anything but English due to immersion
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 7:40 PM
Oh, it’s a digraph not a cluster? @Zarpaulek
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So the cxu is equivalent to Ĉu?
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It's one of the ways people with only standard keyboards write it.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2019 7:41 PM
"ĉ" praise the compose key
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For an example, "do you speak Esperanto": Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton?
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"Vi" is you, "parolas" is "speak", "Ĉu" signifies that it's a quesiton
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MarcusAurelius 03/13/2019 8:14 PM
Huh, it doesn’t encode number or person on verbs. How odd
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 9:04 AM
Hmm, announcement thing doesn't seem to be triggering on the latest post.
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Happy Pi day and happy birthday Einstein!
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 9:05 AM
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It's not June 28, is it?
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 9:07 AM
I'm guessing the other two sites would be trying to put it on the 'axis' points of the rim?
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 4:44 PM
Is the space magic to blame for making the center more appealing, or just the weather?
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 6:44 PM
I can't think of a regular-physics reason to put it in the center.
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Why am I reminded of the home of the gods on Discworld?
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Okay. Eliéra spins like a flipped coin, if you recall, with the spin axis being a tangent to the orbit. (In the simplest reference frame; it's somewhat more complex if you include the motion that keeps the spin axis tangent to the orbit, but that's just adding complexity.
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So you've got four points that are suitable for a space elevator. You have the center of each side, which is the equivalent of the equator. If you go prograde or retrograde from there, you run into the same issues orbital elevators would have here if you tried to build them significantly north or south of the equator.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 6:51 PM
grabs a coin
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ooh that's a freakier spin motion than I thought
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Yeah, but in the local reference frame it's just over-and-over-and-over-again, so. If you move in the other two directions, you end up screwed by the difference between Terrestrial and Celestial Gravitation, which produces tangent forces that again pull your elevator out of true. Which is why it's a point, and not a line; directly above the center or the edge (i.e., at 90/270 degrees from Upperside vertical) are the only places where Terrestrial and Celestial Gravitation match up in results for the convenience of building continuous vertical structures.
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The other two places you could build one, notionally, are on the edge at the local spin poles. This has two problems, one only slightly worse than the center location, and the other much worse.
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The slightly worse one is the Edgestorm, which rages continuously there as the Upperside and Underside weather systems bump into each other and get cranky.
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The much worse one is the same problem that you'd get building an orbital elevator at one of Earth's spin poles: you can't use a geostationary satellite to dangle it from because there's not an orbit that does that, only a geostationary statite .
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Which means that your orbital elevator is much less useful, since climbing to the top still leaves you with an orbital velocity of buggerall. Bring rockets.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 6:59 PM
Wait, I'm not entirely certain I understand what makes the rim points in the plane of rotation not useful.
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were both sides of the disc inhabited? (before high tech ships or flight)
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Hm. I guess you could use those, too, but you still have to deal with the Edgestorm and the lack of a conveniently solid anchor point.
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Yes, both were.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:01 PM
You have four salient points on the rim—two are on the spin axis and not useful for the reasons you outlined above, and two are on a line orthogonal to it and through the CoM, which may be slightly more useful because the tether doesn't have to be as long.
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hmm.... ok how bad is the Edgestorm then? I was assuming something on the order of ABANDON HOPE ALL YE WHO ENTER
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:01 PM
The solid anchor point does seem like a valid concern, though.
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(The rim is pretty much ocean all the way.) Also, while it doesn't matter much once you get to altitude, if you want to deploy anything at lower altitude than the top, the Terrestrial Gravitational Field is much more sharply inflected around the edge, following the shape of the planet.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:03 PM
hmm, I suppose that might cause severe issues with stability
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[edgestorm] @Ian Bruene Pretty much all hurricane, all the time. It's not impossible to sail through it, but you don't really want to. There's one narrow mostly-land bridge, which, again, while it isn't impossible to cross, again... (edited)
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how did the disc not end up developing two utterly different civilizations then?
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The World Shafts, after all, exist because it was more convenient to dig all the way through the planet than cross the edge the other way.
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aahhhhh
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:05 PM
Are there natural subterranean crossings? (edited)
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(for whatever screwy definition of "natural" you choose to use)
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Very few, and not easily accessed. (It may not have a molten core, but it's hot down there.) Basically, underneath the crust, in order, you've got a layer of armor, followed by a layer of matter editation machinery for the BDO's missing-ecosystem-faking purposes, followed by the massive distributed nanocomputer that runs it, followed by the exotic-matter gravity lens that creates the whole Terrestrial Gravitation thing - then the same in the reverse order for the other side. And that armor is not something you can dig through.
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The inspiration for the World Shafts was finding - by mapping gravitational anomalies - three equally-spaced "dimples" in this "core" that connected the crust on each side, and so gave them somewhere to dig that would be fruitful. If still presenting incredible engineering challenges.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:11 PM
the bolts that held the thing together V:
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 7:11 PM
like presumably needing giant airlocks
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:12 PM
or manufacturing imprints from when it was on the lathe :D
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It might have been possible to slip through one of those in deep-crust caves or make your way around the edge that way, but... well, spelunk with care.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:13 PM
Does the thing have an immune system to preserve it against irresponsible fiddling?
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@Ian Bruene And after the end of the Precursor era, the civilizations of each side did grow up pretty much independently until recontact, despite springing from a common route.
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Not really an immune system as such; more just the safety programming of the mechal elementals and the armor around the core to prevent accidents.
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Among the first known of all nanorobotic machines were the so-called mechal elementals, the maintenance mechanisms of Eliéra. While the common conception of that artificial world is that its ecolog…
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By the time technology had advanced enough to allow hacking it directly, it had also advanced enough to make people aware of the proper ways to hack your current life support system.
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To wit: with great care.
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wait, do they run the whole system now? no there would be another disc under construction if they could
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 7:20 PM
you can know how something works and how to manipulate it without being able to clone it
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:20 PM
Presumably the undertaking of duplicating the space magic is still too great for even them.
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was assuming that the core would also have design information
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 7:21 PM
I've known peoplec great at building computers who consider designing a chip a black box
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:21 PM
(or they aren't quite convinced that it would be worth the effort anyway)
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 7:21 PM
if you give them a motherboard, sure, they'll handle the rest... but it's that step in construction they flail on. I could see this being similar.
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While the Transcend has pretty much assimilated the systems now, the thing you have to remember is that Eliéra is the exact opposite of a practical design for a BDO. It's a high-maintenance art piece. A spectacular and beautiful high-maintenance art piece, sure, but nonetheless.
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So, y'know, it's worth building if you haven't already got one, and just to show that you can do it, but if you have one, you probably don't feel the need to build a second one.
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As mentioned in the reference, though, various mechal elemental designs have been reused in ecopoesis machinery; and also, many of the techniques learned from studying it have been used elsewhere, including in other megastructure construction like the hexterranes of Coricál.
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Also, the gravity-lensing exotic matter is still a case of "we know how it works, but not how to make it".
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:32 PM
if they did, presumably they'd have FSDs by now instead of waiting until Later™
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so that is why there isn't a tetrahedron world floating about
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Or chain-link stars, or assorted other neutronium-henge artifacts.
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I've considered writing about fantasy settings with nanotech-based "magic".
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One of them was kind of like Exalted, with certain people forming symbiotic relationships with wild AI.
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Spheroids are such inefficient shapes for dyson swarms
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I drew some inspiration from that and from Ventus with regard to the mechal elementals. Because, sure, it's actually a machine for properly agitating and distributing liquid-phase rock during mineral reprocessing, but if you don't know the background of exactly how the World-Machine works, it's a frickin' magma kraken. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:38 PM
there have been many great phrases written in proximity to the Eldraeverse but "magma kraken" is pretty high among them
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And if you learn or stumble across the correct things-that-are-actually-Precursor-command-codes, you might just be able to get it to do things that are helpful to you, as long as they don't interfere with its core functions.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:40 PM
oh god
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And that's how you get Thaumaturgy, The Science.
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2019 7:40 PM
magic that is basically tech support
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"please submit a ticket describing your issue"
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turns out the best mages are those that can write a "bug report"
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but if you ask for too much it gets tagged NOTABUG
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Morgrim Moon 03/14/2019 7:42 PM
Or it does what you ask and not what you want
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This is, of course, part of why the timeline looks kind of long for a species so relentlessly pro-progress - because while it helps your development in some ways, growing up on a world like this gives you some pretty warped ideas of how natural processes work before you figure out that they're actually artificial natural processes.
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And even if they're engineered to be receptive to new ideas a society of immortals probably would slow things down a bit
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I never particularly subscribed to that notion, because it's extrapolating from the behavior of mortal brains to brains that can't work that way if they're going to function at all for immortal spans.
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Also, to a certain extent, there may be the opposite effect: having people around who can smack anti-progress types upside the head with a chorus of "Kid, I remember what life was like before we invented antibiotics/vaccines/electricity/household appliances/mass production/steam engines/fire. Your ideas are bad and stupid and you should feel bad and stupid."
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2019 7:58 PM
We have generations that cna do that nowwith vaccines
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It doesn’t do much to deter fools
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It also helps to have a population who don't think epistemology is a social disease.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2019 8:05 PM
??
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2019 1:29 AM
Do any spacecraft manufacturers or architects notably use tensegrity construction?
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2019 1:35 AM
What is tensegrity?
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2019 1:36 AM
Construction that uses singly-stressed members.
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In essence, each member is stressed exclusively in either compression or tension.
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This is the construct I built a couple weeks ago: https://i.imgur.com/ilVw1vo.jpg
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This one in particular is a simple triangular antiprism truss.
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The rods are in compression, and the strings are (obviously) in tension.
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Since this is the first one I've built, I'm not quite happy with the shape—it's a little narrow—but that's just the string length ratios.
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Here's a model of a triangular antiprism truss dimer: https://i.imgur.com/BwmXBiF.png
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The compression and tension elements aren't differentiated, but it was pretty much just slapped together.
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You can even slap a hull on it, if you accept the reduction in internal volume: https://i.imgur.com/icOjheI.png
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In which case it turns into a weird twisted rhombic thing.
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Each subunit is individually stable, and then they're linked together.
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I suspect you can get rid of a few members if you don't require the individual subunits to be stable.
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Congratulations to the Expedition 59 crew, who arrived safely at the ISS today!
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/15/2019 1:35 PM
@KAL_9000 you got me thinking for a moment
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Speaking of Cultural Crossovers, you know what movie the Eldrae would love?
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The Martian
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You Must Be New Here
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for some reason, every Cultural Crossover has been from the MCU
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Yup.
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That's because that was requested, so that's what you got. Note: I am not taking more requests at this time.
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That's because that was requested, so that's what you got. Note: I am not taking more requests at this time.
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i expect the request queue is pretty long by now anyway
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Unspeakably vast.
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And unless something seems remarkably interesting to me, probably never to be executed.
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MarcusAurelius 03/18/2019 10:53 AM
Dr. Strangelove, or one of the many Vietnam movies would be interesting
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I wasn't requesting a Cultural Crossover, actually. I was just saying that if you did do that, that would be fun. (edited)
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(And, yeah, The Martian would be a decent import. The entire competence pr0n genre, really.)
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Mostly because I just rewatched the movie and as soon as he said "I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this!" I pictured a movie theater full of applauding eldræ 😄
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Because that line pretty much sums up the entire attitude of the Empire of the Star about anything and everything (edited)
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Also: further congratulations to Nick Hague and Aleksey Ovchinin, who recently arrived at the ISS on Expedition 59. These were the same guys who had to abort a few months ago when that Soyuz failed, so I'm glad they made it to space this time around.
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(But if I do that, I would have less time to spend designing the nucleobiology of the gold-pooping magma bling fish, and all that.)
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What would the Eldrae make of a galaxy-renowned artist who developed from an upgraded pool-cleaning bot, only to downgrade himself back down to just over his original specs at the apex of his career? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/18/2019 9:32 PM
is that from the plot of your latest book
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or an unpublished manuscript
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It’s from that new animated anthology series on Netflix.
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They’ve also got an episode where a lactobacillus biocomputer takes over the world.
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"Well, that's a pointlessly baroque way to kill yourself. Artists, I suppose."
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 12:36 AM
"There's no accounting for taste." sigh
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@Zarpaulek are you talking about "Love, Death and Robots"?
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@fm21 Yes, specifically “Zima Blue”. And “When the Yogurt Took Over”
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interludicrous (n.): the silly episode they put in the middle to break up the heavy drama in arc-based shows.
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I think I posted a few comics from Grrl Power to this server before
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 4:00 PM
I’m not into lesbians thank you :e
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 4:01 PM
←may be missing context
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<= is also very confused about context
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what even is context?
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Ikr?
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TotallyNotHuman 03/19/2019 5:09 PM
<dinosawer> context is for the weak ~~ added by StupidJokesFlakes on Nov 17 2015 (260)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/19/2019 8:17 PM
@0111narwhalz isn’t girl power a lesbian comic?
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0111narwhalz 03/19/2019 8:17 PM
uh
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hell if I know
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No.
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It's "Grrl" Power we were talking about.
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Two "R"s
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I'm curious, why does the Empire have only two Dyson spheres?
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How many Dyson spheres do you need?
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One for every star system?
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What would be the point?
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Besides making people suspicious why you are hording such amounts of power.
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I NEED ALL ENERGY
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COMPUTE EVERYTHINGG
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Remember, in the Eldraeverse, lots of superflous energy is equivalent to having a billion ICBMs just laying around.
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(Superzorcher! And Why We Don‘t Want Them, an easy heuristic to avoiding intragalactic extinction events) (edited)
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Even more to the point, energy is in glut.
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I suppose you could have "singularity horder" type of civilizations that just feed energy they cannot make use of now into black holes to make use of that energy later?
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Esilmúr has antimatter reserves stored in what are effectively frozen antideuterium planets .
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(Emergency landings really not recommended!)
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There’s no economjc incentive to build more energy production when it’s already “too cheap to meter”.
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Are there any relativistic warships that fight between stars?
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Though I suppose it‘s one of the few Big Booms the Eldrae have. Hit Esilmúr SAR with an RKKV, and you have lots of rogue antimatter flying around in the neighborhood.
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Meanwhile, the Transcend’s computing power is growing smoothly to match its requirements, and it feels no particular need to build computronium any faster than it expands into it. It’s inefficient.
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As for lighthugger warships - well, by the nature of the beast (mass ratios, and all) lighthuggers are even more heavily biased towards fuel and propellant - and antimatter - than regular starships. It’s hard to build a practical lighthugger warship, especially if you want it to survive against non-lighthuggers.
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I say this, note, despite the fact that I’m using spectacularly optimistic parameters for lighthugger drive performance.
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Also, given distances between star systems, the diplomatic and military situation is likely to have changed drastically by the time you arrive anywhere for the battle.
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Not saying it’s never been done, mind, but while defense planners keep a weather eye out for sneaky through-the-deep-black attacks, it’s not generally considered a viable option.
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@Unknown Ironically, all that antimatter makes Esilmúr one of the best-equipped places to defend against an RKV attack. (edited)
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You have {sneaky, relativistic}. Pick one. (edited)
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You can‘t do sneaky and relativistic.
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The interstellar medium alone won‘t let you, even if you had a magically emission-baffled, no omnidirectional heat load drive system.
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Now, once the frameslip is invented and they refit the Deadpaw strategic interstellar strategic missile system with it...
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Frameslips are what I factor under "be there faster than your own shadow" forms of stealth.
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You can’t do stealthy and relativistic. Masquerading and relativistic, that’s another ball game.
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Same as my warp drives in AT, which could be considered stealthy because a causally disconnected warp bubble moving at FTL is darn hard to see.
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And doesn‘t interact with the interstellar medium.
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@Overmind My greater point here was "somebody be knowing a sophs coming through the black".
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Okay, granted, you need some dedicated telescopy facilities to do that "hey, somebody lit an ISV torch a few lightyears deep" so I can see why you say "dedicated lookouts".
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But all they necessarily know is that someone’s coming, which doesn’t tell them what, who, or from where... necessarily.
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Now, I’ll be the first to say that most of the masquerades you can try in this scenario are bizarre and very unlikely to work, because they are. Doesn’t mean defense planners don’t consider them anyway, because they’ve learned about all the times in history someone actually pulled off one of these things after their historical counterparts dismissed them.
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And they’re more “surprise attack over the Alps with elephants” crazy than, say, “we cover their sun in hummus!” crazy.
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And you don‘t fortify Maginot lines by just saying "nobody could go around that! No Germany stop what you are doing!... Merdre."
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 5:00 AM
Or forgetting that a 'primitive' tactic can actually be famed effective if you stop defending against it and the attackers know precisely what they're doing. (Beersheba says hi)
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I'm curious, what defenses can counteract a superzorcher, apart from another one?
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:03 AM
Hiding well or the threat of overwhelming retaliation. I don't think there's any real way to stop the weapon once fired
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Ray deflection warship webs?
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:06 AM
depending on how long the burst is "put a big rock in the way" is a mitigating strategy
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Since for most weaponisation purposes you can send a pulse that will sterilise the surface so much earlier and easier than a blast that slags the planet
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Anyone have a cubic lightyear of lead laying around?
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:11 AM
that's drastic overkill
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although I'm now wondering what would happen if you had a solar system sized chunk of lead
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I am guessing all sorts of interesting graviational collapse triggered crystal formation in the center and a nice glow
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I suppose we could call a singularity a "crystal"
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:15 AM
is it enough to cause a singularity?
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I guess I assumed it'd linger about the brown dwarf area
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What is the imperial couple?
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2019 10:22 AM
I feel you need to add some qualifiers to that question
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because the answers that popped into my head were all unhelpfully true statements like "In charge", "alive", "two different sophants" etc
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Who are the imperial couple?
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MarcusAurelius 03/20/2019 10:27 AM
Do you want the names and rough personalities of the "current" holders? (i.e. the ones during the "present" of the 'verse?)
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…continued from part four. Probably worth noting that this section obviously interacts heavily with the following two sections, Six being the Curia and Seven the Senate, so if any questions y…
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I suppose in the Eldraeverse, the photon manipulation variant of kinetic barriers, powered by its own Dyson swarm, may be an option...
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 1:55 PM
Kinetic barriers still absorb the incident energy, I think.
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Depends. These barriers are force imparters, which is to say - a momentum-coupling field.
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You would experience photon thruster action from the zorcher zorching against the field zone, and mind the "shrapnel" of deflected photons, but that's a focused beam output against a stars photon pressure and mass, so.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:07 PM
hm
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Dunno how well vector control works on light.
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Also I'm pretty sure that you have to do work on something to change its momentum, which means there must be an exchange of energy as well.
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@0111narwhalz The most terrible Retconnian (aka @Overmind having to deal with Kerr throwing about facts and math about laser weapons) established there is a Vector control alternative for (partial) laser defense. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:11 PM
It seems like all it would really achieve is making you a bigger, homogenous target.
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Okay, let's clear some things up.
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Always recommendable!
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There isn't a photon-specific variant of kinetic barrier technology. They interact with photons the same way as they do with anything else; through their gravitational mass. Which is to say, not very much unless you use absurd power levels.
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So what's the "ray shielding"(?) that ghosted through spacecraft specs for a while?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:13 PM
ooh, you could use vector control to position a lens in front of you to redirect the light
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What happens when light goes through a toroidal mass?
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They also don't absorb the energy of things impinging on them; rather, they expend energy imparting momentum to those things. (That's why they prefer to generate a miss by "flicking" potential impactors off to the side rather than trying to decelerate them; it's easier on the energy budget.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:14 PM
ah, so they're deflection not absorption
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You can use them to decelerate things to zero, but that costs energy, just like decelerating them in any other way.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:16 PM
How well does deflection work on targets with large cross sections? Do the barriers go out far enough, or is there a breakover point where it's easier to absorb than deflect?
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Ray shielding (other than in the form of absorptive mass) does not exist at the moment. If it did exist, it would probably be a product of a technology that looks very like the affectors Luke Campbell created for his VergeWorlds setting (see http://panoptesv.com/RPGs/Settings/VergeWorlds/VergeTech.php ), except inasmuch as it affects bosons rather than fermions.
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Cross-section doesn't matter in general; like gravity, the field interaction is just proportional to [gravitational] mass.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:24 PM
I mean the ship they're protecting (the target of the projectile).
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For a small ship, a 100m-thick deflection envelope is thick.
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But when the ship is a kilometer long it's much less thick.
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Well, you're going to build a system that's effective for the ship you're planning to mount it on, and the bigger the ship, in general, the more power you have to put through larger emitters. And the thing to note is that against macroscopic/intentional projectiles, you're not just projecting a passive bubble; the barrier controllers are generating a local field specifically targeted at effectively slapping away that projectile .
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:29 PM
So the square-cube law probably favors large ships in this respect, then?
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actually I guess power generation is probably area-limited too
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on account of radiators
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In this case I'm thinking of the ability to project at greater range scaling comfortably with the size of the ship, allowing for various other factors being mostly equal.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:34 PM
Thermal rejection capacity scales with the square of length, because radiator area; projectile input probably also scales with square of length.
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Thickness-wise, most barriers go for maximum acceleration in minimal distance, so you don't normally have to consider the thickness of the envelope. This is something that only works when you don't care about anything that might impinge; while the same general class of tech is used in mass accelerators in general, in those, you usually want the projectile to make it out of the barrel intact.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:35 PM
"maximum range" is perhaps what I meant by thickness
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If the maximum range is further, you have to put a smaller dV on the incident projectile to deflect it.
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In deflecting incomings, though, you don't particularly care about mangling them by squeezing a much higher acceleration spike into a much shorter distance. (edited)
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( @Unknown Among the reasons this type of "bosonic affector" ray shielding doesn't exist at the moment is because of all the implications it has for other technologies that are still being worked through. Such as arbitrarily effective photon mirrors, which have ALL THE IMPLICATIONS, despite how obviously useful they would be for torch drives. )
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:41 PM
So presumably the maximum effective range of kinetic barriers scales at a decent rate with input power and emitter size.
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If the max range scaled too slowly, you'd reach a point where it would be less dV to halt a projector than to turn it almost 90°.
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Such as building better lasers... Like, if you can make field-based lense-like systems, your ships can create entirely non-corporal kilometer-size lenses.
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Though to be fair, you'd need that to shove a weapons-grade beam up the enemies baffles from a light minute away.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:43 PM
hypothetically you can do that with regular vector control—it would just not be a very good lens
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With a 40-meter (virtual via Phased Array) lense you can managve 9 meter spot diameter at 500nm at 600,000 kilometers (aka 2 light seconds, about)
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@0111narwhalz Oh, you can use a vector control to manouver a whole bunch of nanoplasmonic emitter smart dust and make yourself a bigass phased array, but with bosonic affectors that gets even easier.
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Plus, you can super-easily retrofit AKVs as beam relays.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:44 PM
hmm
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Of course, if your target has the same technology, it replies with a perfectly flat perfect mirror aligned perpendicular to your beam.
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Bosonic affector fresnel lenses that focus Dreadnought beam fire into devastating beams at shorter range...
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:44 PM
may need to use smartdust phased arrays in my setting
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Sure @Overmind but then you reach the problem with something that imparts momentum on bosons.
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The field only has so much energy per second per square centimeter.
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Focus enough photons on one spot and you should be able to produce a local overload, piercing through.
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@0111narwhalz I use them in mine. Relay dust is a prefered schnick for payload buses, and basically what AT has for "missiles" in the cruising combat phase.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:46 PM
My setting has "antiradiation" shielding that works on photons, but it absorbs them instead of redirecting them.
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There are also certain implications such fields would have for functioning as radiators, or even as "solar panel" equivalents for arbitrary photons.
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It heats up?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:47 PM
(antirad absorption uses attenuation rules—you can't make the field completely opaque)
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(just "close enough to opaque that nobody actually cares anymore")
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@Overmind In the Deathworlders universe, Electrostatic Fields can be used in something humans call "Witches" - the fields can basically behave as perfect radiators/absorbers, and humans use it for both heat radiation and gathering power.
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So yeah, the implifications are... something.
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@0111narwhalz Speaking as a guy who deals with improved laser and particle beam performance in a Mass Effect setting, it's funny. The settings which can the easiest provide anti-laser shields generally also have some propulsion gimick that makes it hard to hit even with beam weapons.
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A swarm of warships can also form a focusing array
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:49 PM
(on the other hand, surface shielding, an offshoot of my setting's frameshift drive, is opaque)
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either to deflect or focus laser fire
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This is where the torch drive applications would be ideal: use an middle gamma-to-usable-energy field to power an inner containment-mirror field and radiate the waste heat from that process from an outer radiator field, and you've got a field nozzle that can withstand arbitrarily hot exhaust.
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Whereas my AT setting basically has none of either, which means laser hits can only be dodged by distance, chance drunkwalking, and the fact that even if you get hit, spacecraft can usually walk it off.
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For a while. Redundancies, and stuff.
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Both thermally and in radiation terms.
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Beam weapons and lasers are pretty surgical weapons in terms of damage, unless you dial a profile where you dump a lot of beam energy into your ablated plasma.
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In that case you can have something like Armor-Piercing High-Explosive rounds.
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If it's too problematic, you could remove the conversion-to-usable-energy sort, probably.
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How do AT ships perform FTL travel?
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And make them arbitrary-wavelength mirrors.
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and do they have to store waste heat while doing so?
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@Overmind You should pay some visits to the #beams channel on ToughSF, we now have a true High-Energy physicist with GerritB, and we talk existing stuff about particle beams.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:51 PM
all things serve the beams?
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@Unknown Warp drive, and heatsinks, only way to it really.
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*to do it really
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I just thought of a tactic. Full heatsinks are ejected with their own FTL drives and energy storage units and warp away from the ship
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Also, my warp drives are causally disconnected, so factually you are flying blind, and the operation is thus generally called "jumping".
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they then release their heat at the same rate as a warship
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God no. Expensive, and really hard to do.
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This seems somehow a bad idea...
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One big limitation on drive performance in my 'Verse is field control.
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I mean, I guess it might work in that if a heatsink is far away from combat it can use better but more fragile radiators.
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You are controlling forces that are forcing space-time into radically new shapes. Separating out SCVs is bracing enough while at STL, doing the same at FTL is... asking for problems.
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Especially if you already have drifts in your fields.
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The tactic is to temporarily throw off sensors that would be directed at warpships coming out of warp
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Well, that's a bad use.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:54 PM
Surface shielding (and incidentally the FSD warp bubble) adopt the same temperature as the emitter. This means it works as a radiator, kinda, but it radiates from both sides, which means you're just as likely to cook yourself.
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If your FTL drives are very cheap, and you can have it fly back somehow, and you have high density heat storage, I can see it possibly being a good way to dispose of waste heat.
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My drives are not that cheap. Also, energy supply.
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The heatsink is propelled away from the ship until it is a light second from the ship, and then leaves warp and radiates away it's heat
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:55 PM
Because my FSDs don't care about mass (but very much about volume), the typical strategy is heinously dense thermal batteries that will hopefully last you the length of the battle or transit before you have to drop the field and extend the radiators.
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Plus, a singular mainline warp drive is a few thousand tons of specialized hardware.
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throwing off thermal sensors
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@0111narwhalz be a good reason to use a disk-shaped shield, better external radation and the internal radiation can bounce a few times before hitting your own ship
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You don't have the mass to throw that away with heatsinks.
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it would be a rather expensive, one off tactic
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@Unknown Terrible idea and not a concern anyway. My warp drives influx well away from the solar gravity well.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:56 PM
@o11o1 Did I mention that the fields have to be closed, convex surfaces with the emitter inside?
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At the distances, separating heatsinks won't confuse the enemy.
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:57 PM
And that they're opaque to light and matter?
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How is the drive powered exactly?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:58 PM
You could put the emitter on a stick, but it'd only turn on long enough to lop itself off the tether.
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@0111narwhalz which a disk satisfices, as would a saucer or long cylinder
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 2:58 PM
Also the power needed to maintain a field scales faster than volumetrically.
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(mumble mumble hypervolumetric mumble)
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all I'm saying is that non-spheres are an option
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and if you're using it as a radiator, a sphere is close to the -least- efficient shape
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:00 PM
There are many more options for shields than the warp field itself.
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I think they probably scale with the longest axis.
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Which means you want spheres for the warp field, because that maximizes the volume to long axis ratio.
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longest^4 * middle axis^3 * shortest ^2 ?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:02 PM
Which means the ship is a sphere, or at least fits relatively compactly in a spheroidal volume.
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Probably not, considering that would result in radius⁹ for spheres.
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could also mean that parts of the ship that would normally extend then retract inwards during warp operations
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Spheres are ugly
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:03 PM
yes, they are, and I have struggled with aesthetics on FSD factions V:
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like comms antenna or railgun barrels
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:03 PM
Yeah, there are extendy bits.
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Why not have the warships extend an array of wires?
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Extendy radiators?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:04 PM
Extendy radiators, sure, but unless they can get through the shield they don't mean anything.
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What are the magical thingies that cause the sphere?
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you could maybe set up the front and back to be two half-spheres that extend and retract along a central spine
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:05 PM
"why a sphere" scaling laws; "what makes the field" the FTL drive or ancillary emitters for polyshells; "what in the FTL drive makes the field" gorram space magic consisting primarily of exotic matter
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How do your warships defend against high energy weaponry?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:06 PM
By not getting hit, mostly.
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Torch drives also imply jaw dropping acceleration rates
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 3:06 PM
Since they've sunk all their points into volume reduction at the cost of extreme mass, they don't use reaction drives.
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FSDs can run at sublight velocities.
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(strictly speaking, torchships only need to have accelerations of… what, ten milligees?)
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So rather than using rockets, they maneuver entirely on warp.
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(except for attitude control)
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(but FSDs are also omnidirectional)
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(maybe, at least)
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(that detail hasn't been codified yet :V)
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With the mass of the ships, they could just gimbal the drive frame.
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The one thing that can get through a surface shield/warp bubble is the cause of the field itself.
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So you can layer shields inside one another.
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(this is what is meant by "polyshell")
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Why would you polyshell?
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Well, recall that shields are opaque to almost everything.
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This means you don't get to shoot through the backface.
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So instead, you have to switch the shield off while your projectile or beam goes through it.
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(the whole shield—recall, closed surfaces)
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That obviously leaves you open for attack, so you add on another shield outside this one.
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The technique is called velocity gating.
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Typically there are at least three layers in a polyshell, to ensure coverage while one shell is in the switching process.
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Also you can't velocity gate sensory light from weapons light, so you have to get kinda creative to get sensors in.
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Antirad volumetric shielding has it better in this respect—the shields have different absorption characteristics in different wavelengths, so you can set up transmission bands for looking through.
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As long as the things you want to see are visible on wide bands, and the weapons use narrow-band coherent light, you can mostly get away with it.
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Peek bands are placed away from common weapon bands in most civilian equipment, while milspec equipment uses dynamic band selection to react to the arms that are actually in play.
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Tunable lasers like FELs and organic dye lasers are fairly popular because they can attack unexpected bands and poke you right in the eye.
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(especially since transmission bands are probably on the sensitivity bands of your sensor equipment)
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A question: how could you justify warships in a future with dyson spheres and power too cheap to meter?
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Because people will do silly things lots.
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We’ve been over this before
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I know they can dodge
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Have we?
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Massive lasers can miss, and laser mirrors are fragile
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And a Nicoll-Dyson laser halfway across the galaxy isn’t as intimidating as a battlecruiser in orbit
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Lasers can also be gradually deflected to neligence by defences, either mirror arrays or handwavium space warp thingies (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:16 PM
I don't know what you're trying to argue here.
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I am just adding to Zarps point
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@Unknown They use warships because superweapons are only good for killing everyone. For police actions and diplomatic escorts you need armed ships
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:18 PM
"in a world with nuclear weapons how do you justify tasers" and so on
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You can't nuke a city to take out a jaywalker
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:19 PM
You can't zorch a planet to take out a smuggler.
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And you can't really use a jackhammer to put a nail into a wall
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:19 PM
So are you arguing for or against warships? :V
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For
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warships are useful I am trying to argue
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:20 PM
okay so I think we're in agreement and there's not a lot to talk about?
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Yep
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case closed
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... okaaay?
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2019 4:20 PM
dunno why you even brought it up then :V
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Considering that you're arguing for the local status quo.
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He‘s trying to make conversation.
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MarcusAurelius 03/23/2019 12:17 PM
yeah, he'd done that same thing over on ToughSF quite a few times
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Yep
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and now I'm banned
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Impressive.
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for now
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welp, my reputation just burned a bit more
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MarcusAurelius 03/23/2019 3:33 PM
The ban was for evading the week long no posting restriction, I thought (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 03/23/2019 3:42 PM
← is not sure he wants to know about how that restriction came along
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Enderminion 03/23/2019 3:42 PM
wait what?
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how'd he manage that?
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I thought only the mods could hear me, I did not know it was against the punishment
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Suuuure.
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I'm serious
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Enderminion 03/23/2019 4:10 PM
If you can post, everyone can see it
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Discord has no option for "can post but no-one can read it"
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You could kind of implement that with a bot which immediately deletes your message but reposts it in a different channel as itself, but nobody would because it's useless.
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Man, I feel like a criminal
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Welp, going to be let out from behind bars tomorrow
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Morgrim Moon 03/23/2019 7:23 PM
another server I'm on has a 'shame channel'. People can opt in to read it but only mods and people who have been modslapped can post in it. Mostly used as a sort of soft-ban; "I'm at work and don't have time to figure out the correct infraction period right now, go sit in time out for 5 hrs and if you behave I might decide that's enough"
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https://eldraeverse.com/2018/10/29/a-musing-the-faq/ upon rereading this while binging the Eldræverse archives, I must say, I have to agree. Our space program(s) are probably where humanity's good aspects are brought out the most (we still need serious treatment by any reasonable standards).
On the evergreen question of what about us, Earth-now, the Imperials might find worthy of a little respect, a recent rewatching of Apollo 13 reminds me to mention that our space program, especially…
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:26 PM
Like, for example, the fact that Michael Collins gifted his suit from the Apollo 11 mission to the cosmonaut museum in Moscow, because he felt they’d earned some representation
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or the soviet space program in general tbh
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:48 PM
Or the way that the entire ISS is bilingual
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Managing amazing feats with a totalitarian government breathing down their necks and a fierce rivalry between design bureaus threatening to derail the entire program
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:49 PM
Hail Korolev
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UR-750 intensifies
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:52 PM
Chelomeian heretics get out
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how about that n-1
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:53 PM
It actually took off, I’ll take that over a dirty napkin
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dropping the expensive unknown technology of the “Space Shuttle” to focus on the key areas of long-term spaceflight, space operations, and space sciences -Alternate History Where We Actually Kept Going To Space
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:55 PM
The original designs were more practical
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Honestly, the best possible decision would have been to build on Apollo hardware
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2019 2:57 PM
What’s the standard position on dealing with patients who suffer from anoxic, encephalitis etc brain injuries that essentially just destroy higher functions but leave lower ones that allow for bodies to technically be alive
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The Space Shuttle was an amazing piece of engineering that was expensive and unnecessary
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2019 2:58 PM
As far as I can tell being rendered a houseplant is a depressingly frequent result of encephalitis or having your air cut off
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:58 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ I’d ask in the nerd pit, they have better medical people
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Uh, IRL?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2019 2:58 PM
@Tassadar settingwise
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 2:58 PM
@KAL_9000 the original less ambitious proposals actually had a decent chance for meaningful reusability
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Air Force requirements helped screw that
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Ahhh... ... ... reboot on a new clone?
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Air Force requirements?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/26/2019 3:01 PM
@MarcusAurelius nerd pit?
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 3:01 PM
@Tassadar Increased payload, increased cross range, necessity to launch into polar orbits. @BizarroLand ♀ TOUGH sf (edited)
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"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always...
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What is the Eldrae's opinion on war craft that throw themselves at enemy fleets in order to draw fire?
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0111narwhalz 03/26/2019 4:21 PM
What, an AKV?
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I think those are standard operating procedure.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/26/2019 4:39 PM
Yeah. I'm pretty sure they understand "bait".
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An AKV, but bigger and with more torches blasting it forward, devoted to one big gun of a certain weapon type and maybe a point defense grid to fend off defences, almost entirely devoted to jinking. taking advantage of light lag to avoid being hit while jinking and periodically launching AKVs and mass slugs
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So an AKV which launches AKVs?
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Yep
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An AKVAKV, if you will.
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AKV².
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A cruiser, but more suicidal (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/26/2019 5:02 PM
A missile bus :V
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MarcusAurelius 03/26/2019 5:11 PM
yeah, ditch the gun and make it cheaper
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this thing would be more useful as a missile bus
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0111narwhalz 03/26/2019 6:15 PM
(incidentally, if you really wanted to make it hard to hit, you'd move some of those extra torches to other axes)
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On throwing yourself at the enemy and drawing fire, they are reminded of many cultures with a noble warrior tradition. Bravely charging the foe, waving their swords and screaming battlecries. Much braver and more glorious than hiding behind a shield wall, and certainly unmissable on the battlefield. Shame they all got killed by clockbow fire within the first fifteen seconds.
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That's why it's a proud tradition, and not a current practice
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Indeed.
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The whole "scream and leap" is purely ceremonial. With fancy uniforms and on a stage or parade ground
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Plays well for the traditionalists and impressionable kids :p
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The Imperials would point out that they don't have a warrior tradition. They have a soldier tradition, which includes a whole lot more hiding behind cover and stacking every possible advantage in as big and unfair a pile as possible.
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🎵 "Tar Baby Tar..." 🎵
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What about charging, while jinking?
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Not as much a redcoat tactic now
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What about, that thing of continuing in the same direction in space?
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Trusting light lag?
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Light lag is a good friend when you want to jink
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:00 PM
Light lag works both ways.
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Although you need armour to survive the window when you get close enough that light lag isn't as as big a problem, which depends on how fast you are going, and to survive kirkin attacks. Another way to reduce damage is to only go at a certain speed while going towards the enemy, as Kirklin mines get more effective as the kinetic energy bigger by the square of the relative speed (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:02 PM
Reducing rvel is a great way to get shot more.
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If a kinetic comes in fast enough, fragmenting it will just make it worse.
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The method would likely be to spend most of your time jinking while light lag is big enough. When you get close enough to the enemy, you burn like hell to make the pass as fast as possible, as the enemy could just deploy kirklin mines along your vector if you just burn as much as possible for the whole journey (edited)
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If you are close enough, the enemy has less time to deploy kirklins
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:05 PM
If you come in too slow, they can deploy mines across your entire probability space.
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Or, more likely, kinetics with some velocity to them to begin with.
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I will label the concept "Jinkbus" for now
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The Jinkbus will also need powerful radar to detect low detectability countermeasures
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:08 PM
What sort of countermeasures are you talking?
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Active stuff makes heat, and passive stuff can be too small for radar to see.
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I am talking about clouds of pebbles to cold missiles
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:11 PM
If your missile bus is fairly large, the pebbles can be small enough and far enough apart that radar will go right through them.
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You need lidar or something to reliably detect diffuse groupings of small, cold objects.
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Detection also gets better by the inverse square, so the Jinkbus will also act as an early warning platform for the main fleet, along with a fleet of drones deployed in front of the Jinkbus to deal with countermeasures more effectively and to soften up bigger ones. (edited)
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Let's see, now: 1. You remember that AKV engagement range is basically the innermost part of the inner engagement envelope: i.e., under a light-second, when light-lag is low enough that jinking is no longer enough to prevent you from getting a decent firing solution.
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This is not enough to rule it out, but if you're going to use something with bigger guns (like an FF or DD) and point defense (like an FF or DD) and able to fire bigger mass drivers and deploy AKVs (well, you see the pattern), then you might as well deploy an actual FF or DD .
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It's also more scary to the enemy if you seem crazy enough that you are willing to literally throw a warship at the enemy. (edited)
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An AKV is just going to annoy the PD grid
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:27 PM
I'm not quite convinced that "it makes you look crazy" is a viable reason to deploy a technology.
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The Jinkbus will be going fast enough after the final closeup burn that it will go by quite quickly, not mentioning EW equipment will be more effective thanks to friend inverse-square law, although this also applies to the enemies lasers as well, assuming you've been stupid enough to not have attacked and done damage to PD weaponry already (edited)
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2. It's not a redcoat tactic. It's the tactics of pretty much every warrior culture in Western Europe that came up against a Roman legion, with the result that the Romans curbstomped them. 3. In the 'verse, where there are kinetic barriers, Kirklin mines are useless. Even just the navigational ones - if you can't shrug off pebbles at your own velocity, you've got no business using a torch drive.
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4. The Gauls thought their whole charging-screaming-at-the-enemy thing was scary and intimidating. It didn't help them.
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The Jinkbus is also meant to burn enough fuel to go decently fast, but have enough to break away if the attack goes wrong
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It can also jettison every weapon it has to boost acceleration further
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From what I was taught in the American educational system the Redcoats’ problem was that they insisted on lining up like hoplites with ranged weapons while the Revolutionaries were taking potshots from cover (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:30 PM
Overall I think ramming only really works for missiles because of their ridiculously high acceleration, which they get by having a small mass for their cross-section.
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Otherwise the only thing you can practically ram is inert targets.
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The way it's role works means the crew module also has to have a small cross section, this means it is a pencil shape.
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Crew?
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:33 PM
woah it's crewed‽
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Crewed ships have more brains
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(Also, the point of an AKV is that it's got a tiny cross-section and an insane drive profile, such that it there's a non-negligible probability that a decent chunk of the swarm will survive to inside the inner range of a "hot" pd grid. Anything with significantly more cross-section or less accel that enters a point-defense envelope is dead meat. Dead and minced meat. The same, on a larger scale, applies to anything larger than a DD, or maybe a CC, that enters CQB.)
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Jinkbus cross sections are usually very small: A cruiser sized one is 100 metres long and 4m wide. It is shaped like a needle to reduce cross-section and to help it survive when it makes the pass (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:35 PM
You mean to increase its moment of angular inertia so far it can't maneuver?
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Wait, why aren't AKVs WMDs?
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:37 PM
Because they only hit what they're meant to?
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(mostly anyways)
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Most space weapons would qualify as WMDs if directed at a planet’s surface
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Because the standards for WMDs are bigger than they used to be?
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Hey! a sun bomb can hit what it's meant to!!
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:39 PM
It also hits everything else in the system
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But what if I don't like the Rigeoa of the Sy2on system? (edited)
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Then don't destroy it!
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But I hate how their system looks, it reminds me of a fleet after being mashed by a Jinkbus (edited)
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Then stop looking at it!
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But they hate teapots, and our race likes teapots.
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And they will destroy any teapot they see
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save the teapots
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 4:45 PM
I think you're trying to justify some kind of genocide, and I don't think that's going to go very well V:
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The Rigeoa are a class 50.5×^10 threat to teapotkind!! (edited)
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Oh no, they have sun bomb countermeasures!
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and they have enslaved the crystal dudes who make weird crystal starships
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and they have info THAT WR MUST AN) +(=SCHLUSS/+++!!!!!111!!1!1111 (edited)
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anschluss the Rigeoa
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ASSIMULATE
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More research needs to be done on the Jinkbus concept
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 5:21 PM
it doesn't take that much research to determine that it's not real practical
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2019 5:27 PM
Kinetic barriers are basically shields right
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Except Harder(tm)
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What prevents me from attaching giant arms to my warships, and using them to slap enemy fleets to slag?
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 5:34 PM
the fact that they have guns?
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Also arms are heavy, or if they're not heavy will just break.
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But arms can hold bigger weapons
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The limits are mass and not volume. Mostly.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 5:44 PM
About all arms have going for them in combat is a dubious claim on "rule of cool."
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Somewhere else, like salvage operations? Much more reasonable.
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Not even that cool.
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If high enough coolness levels are reached, then the enemy will realise the error of their uncool ways.
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Give me an exawatt-level graser any day.
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Those, you see, are cool.
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a pitiful maser will melt your silly arms long before you get in slapping range
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most embarassing
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or a zettawatt-level graser.
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Then make the arms out of muon metal. That couldn't go wrong. (edited)
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Or a yottawatt-level graser.
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So, basically a nicoll-dyson beam?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/27/2019 5:50 PM
Grasers are not what I would describe as cool (edited)
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They are in fact extremely hot
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Well, strictly speaking, they don't have a temperature.
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Well, the actual emitter bit would.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 5:51 PM
If they emit entirely in gamma bands, they have an effective blackbody temperature that is extremely high.
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That's not really actual temperature, but I see your point.
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0111narwhalz 03/27/2019 5:53 PM
Masers have an effective blackbody temperature substantially lower.
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Clearly what we really need is ultra-low-frequency radio wave lasers.
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MarcusAurelius 03/27/2019 8:07 PM
@Unknown your concept will be just as expensive as cruiser, for a useless weapon. @Zarpaulek those stories are mostly exaggerated. That same discipline and training allowed them to keep the Continental Army's butt in conventional conflict for most of the war, and those battles were what were decisive
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Cerebrate when you say "To keep wars civilised" The statement opens up a can of worms: Isn't wartime an uncivilised matter in the fact that the very goal of warfare is to win through whatever means possible? You also mentioned that the Imperial Infantry win by piling up advantages quickly and unfairly?
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War isn't that civil, and I don't think your opponent will comply with the rules of your gentleman's game model of warfare. This is why arms treaties don't really work (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:51 AM
Wars fought between civilized people minimize the unnecessary damage. There are lines the Imperials won't be the first to cross, and they explicit will if they are fighting against "barbarians" who don't abide by the rules
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Don't kill civilians, fine, but not using the most effective weaponry?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:52 AM
this isn't chivalry, these are the space Geneva Conventions. And yes, they do. START worked, SALT worked, the INF worked
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Erm, how so?
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What prevents me from making a bunch of nuke defenses that makes nuclear warfare ineffective?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:53 AM
Tech and budget, for now
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Nuclear treaties feel like slapping on a band-aid and hoping for the best
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:54 AM
the INF very much made the world safer. It let Moscow and Washington feel they were safe and that there were no strategic weapons within their OODA loop
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Nukes are also only good at blowing up everything within effective radius
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:55 AM
SALT and START didn't affect MAD, they just allowed the two powers to draw down their expensive inventories.
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not destroying what they are meant to
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:55 AM
try again please? that doesn't make any sense
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yes, they are bombs. And yes, they can and often are the only option to destroy some targets
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good look cracking open Cheyenne or Yamantau without a few strategic warheads
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But what if they have laser defences? then the only option is a conventional attack
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:58 AM
Lasers aren't being considered for ABM because they aren't that effective in atmo and don't have the power density for it. And the answer is more nukes. The US has the best ABM system on the planet, and we have a few hundred interceptors, with a pK far below 1
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Russia has 1600 deployed strategic warheads
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P k?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:00 AM
probability of kill
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I doubt that any determined and paranoid enough nation will abide by a treaty that says they aren't allowed to have a certain amount of nukes or protect themselves against a nuclear strike.
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Only technology and expense prevents such a thing from happening (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:05 AM
..oi. The caps for the START treaties are for the benefit of the countries being limited. They are more than high enough for MAD, and only limited deployed weapons, not total. and the ABM treaty is dead
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Much like the naval treaties of the early 20th century, they're meant to allow nations to slow down production and end arms races
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But what if the enemy doesn't want to end the arms race? It requires mutal agreement in order to work (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:08 AM
yes
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that's kind of the point
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either they have enough advantage in industry that they can outproduce you without suffering more than you, or you're close to peers and would both benefit from ending the arms race
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I also don't think treaties will matter in space warfare. The laws of physics and general engineering constraints will act as constraints. Its hard to build an interplanetary ballistic missile or laser without running into practicality issues
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:13 AM
on the tier of the Empire, the strangelet bomb and NDs fill the same role
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Can't a stranglet bomb be disabled by a blast of exotic particles? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:16 AM
even if so, that requires hitting all of them
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And haven't stranglets not been proven to exist yet?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:19 AM
they exist in the 'verse and that's what this channel is about
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And doesnt something like a stranglet have a tendency to blow up in combat conditions?
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Morgrim Moon 03/28/2019 4:54 AM
Go read The Burning of Litash
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When a Sargas determined a slaver planet was unsalvagable
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Morgrim Moon 03/28/2019 6:15 AM
well, when others made that decision and decided to send a Sargas to carry out the sentence
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Historically, though, the point of war has been to take the enemy’s resources, up to and including population @Unknown
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I see
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As such, only the defender has motivation to use WMDs strategically, at most the aggressor might nuke the defender’s military bases so they can’t resist the invasion
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What did Litash do?
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But if both sides have the same WMDs the aggressor would respond to any WMD deployment in kind
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FROM: CORE COMMAND RECEIVED AT: FIELD FLEET COREWARD COMMAND (CS UNCONQUERABLE SELF) RELAY TO: COMMAND VESSEL, TASK FORCE 3-46 (CS ORDER UNYIELDING) WILDFIRE WILDFIRE WILDFIRE EYES ONLY…
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Morgrim Moon 03/28/2019 6:27 AM
Litash was space Tortuga; their entire economy was based on supporting pirates and rogues and slavers etc
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meaning no innocents on the planet (by Imperial definitions of the word), and a general pain in the neck, so a good place for a weapons demonstration. Also a biosphere of no real value.
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Morgrim Moon 03/28/2019 9:03 AM
(also “And get someone out there in a cutter to find out if the planet’s still there.” is one of the best lines in the Eldraeverse)
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War should be terrible, least we grow too fond of it
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War is, unfortunately, sometimes the solution. (edited)
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Wargaming is cool in its tactics and strategies, but actual war is not such a good thing. (edited)
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Odds are most interstellar wars would be "aggressive diplomacy" or attempts to extort tribute rather than total war, that was a bit of a historical anomaly.
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"The survival of civilization depends on our willingness to choose conscience over expedience." - Grand Admiral Gallida Estenet, Imperial Navy
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And can't you defend against a zorcher? Photons can be directed away, you know. (edited)
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Which is, if you will, the warfare-focused version of "We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us."
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 12:51 PM
Not easily, not a long range and not that many
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A zorcher is a big target.
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What the pursuit of unlimited warfare makes you is a rabid monster that everyone clubs together to put down. This is not an achievement you wish to unlock.
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one calyx hollow torpedo to the zorcher's parent star...
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Nothing preventing you from sending a fleet of warships through the jump point in the system to destroy the zorch
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i was describing the easy way
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 12:53 PM
Yes, but If it fires good luck blocking it
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They don’t want anyone to build one because they will need to be willing to fire it to make it defendable
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And that means your fleet may well be trading Eliera and maybe even more for that ND
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Don't you lot also have ray deflecting handwavi thingies as well? that battleship has one (edited)
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Just place one a certain distance from their system and the beam will be diffracted into negligence
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The ray shielding thing was dropped, I think.
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Photons also take quite some time to get to a star
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Plenty of time to throw a dense dust cloud in da wai
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The problem, too, with the "bad guys will always use the most effective (read: most killy/terrifying) weapons" argument is that it doesn't explain history very well. The Third Reich, as villainous a villain as ever villained, didn't use their sufficient-to-kill-millions stockpiles of sarin gas, for example.
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Other historical examples are left as an exercise for the reader.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:00 PM
Mhm. That one’s explainable for two reasons: hitler’s personal distaste and the fact that should they pick that fight they’d loose
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Soldiers can wear gas masks
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:00 PM
Civilians have a harder time
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And gas masks do little for some of the agents the allies were producing.
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During the time of the blitz, civilians were trained in what to do in the event of a gas attack
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But gas kills everything, not just soldiers
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A rule of warfare is "The weapon must not also kill the user"
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:03 PM
And there’s the whole “poison their livestock and food supply and watch them all die”
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@Unknown tell that to ISIS
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Yeah, but that's often the point: not escalating the stakes of every battle straight to BRING FORTH THE DOOMSDAY WEAPONS. In the @Unknown model of war, you end up responding to the Red Army "accidentally" crossing the West German border on an exercise by nuking Moscow . Then everyone's dead, and their ghosts wander around wailing "Sure would be nice if you motherfuckers understood what restraint was."
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:03 PM
And no, it isn’t. Many good weapons can kill their user from minor misuse
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ISIS are mad
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My argument is that there are countermeasures against WMDs, not that I support the use of them, no way, it's important to not use weapons that also kill innocents
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...he said from the point of view of people who believe firmly in disproportionate response, but seriously.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:05 PM
There aren’t always countermeasures
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Destroying the weapon before its completed is one
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Incidentally, the best way to take out a superzorcher is the equivalent of stuxnet.
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Enderminion 03/28/2019 1:06 PM
lol
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Airgaps says "Hi"
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:06 PM
Yep. But you still have to deal other more easily hidden and deployed weapons
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Backdoor says "Bye"
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Dyson swarms require a ridiculous amount of orbital coordination in order to avoid collisions. While they take a hell of a lot of trouble to shoot down, even mucking up the navigational software locally is enough to trigger a very convenient cascade catastrophe.
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One covert infiltration team is much, much cheaper than the loud option.
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Not like you can control all of them with a single sophont as well
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 1:09 PM
So, we’ve handled WMDs we’ve seen. Know as for why the imperials don’t use every weapon available on the ground: they mostly do, they just avoid weapons that are not more effective at killing but cause long term damage
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@MarcusAurelius that's why we have fleets going around the Empires territory looking for said weapons. The same ones that look for and eliminate KKVs and other war machines.
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@Unknown Why do you keep bringing up this argument when it’s clear that no sane combatants would fight a war of mutual extermination? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:21 PM
It’s how he talks in disccussions
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I am not
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I respect that the objective of warfare is to win, not destroy
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I argue against the effectiveness of WMDs against more efficient and quieter weapons
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We have all been talking about it for the past few hours
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A zorcher can be defeated with a covert ops mission
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:38 PM
You started this by asking why the imperials don’t use “whatever means possible”
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WMDs are the easiest example
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Whatever means possible to take out the enemy as efficiently as possible
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Efficiency rated in civilians not dying
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:39 PM
Where that line is drawn varies significantly
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In what sense? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 2:45 PM
Who is a valid military target
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The empire and the current government of the US and most of its allies include political leaders to some degree, for example. But during WWII, the US considered all people in industrially or politically relevant cities acceptable targets
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Has any faction of Eldrae tried to make a language that algamated all the available languages in the galaxy?
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How would that even work?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:13 PM
What, like an even more extreme version of lojban?
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That’s remarkably impractical
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Hell, considering there are chemical, magnetic, and light based languages in the Associated Worlds, I don’t even see how that’s possible
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The same language with different encodings is practical, and Eldraeic does that.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:15 PM
Mhm
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Eldraeic is an artificially created auxiliary based on the earlier Eldrae languages IIRC, it’s already as close as you’ll get
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The space equivelant of English, a cobblement of languages!!!! (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:21 PM
No
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Far more like lojban or Esperanto
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Who would want to unleash the horror of Space English upon the world?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:22 PM
English is fundamentally a Germanic language, with most of its not Germanic vocab coming from related Indo-Europeans and heavily modified to integrate into the existing syntactic, morphological, and phonetic rules
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Algamatish
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:23 PM
Algamation is not a word
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Amalgamation is, if that is what you’re trying to say
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:32 PM
Like compare /əˡmalgəmeɪt/ to what it would be if we actually had the original Greek version /malagmatidzɔː/
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Amalgamate
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I was wondering, do IN warships have emergency ejection capsules?
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:36 PM
IIRC no. They aren’t worth it in space
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They won’t significantly increase survival time over a hardened point in the ship, and they won’t have sufficient delta-v to go get you anywhere useful and stay small
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They will probably just beam off your mindstate in an emergency.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:40 PM
Or just hunker down in place
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Can't you eject the brain units of the crew in a stealthed "life pencil"?
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Yes, but you then need to pick it up.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:43 PM
So make them harder to find and harder to protect from the environment?
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I'll just send out John, our pencil retreiving AKV
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:44 PM
Spaceships don’t sink, and they don’t fall from the sky. There is no distinct advantage to being off of the main hulk
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What if its on fire?
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Then vent it to space or something.
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You know, vacuum.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:45 PM
Fire. In space
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Carbon can't really burn
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John is hit by whoever destroyed the original ship after struggling to find tiny stealthy objects
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:45 PM
@Unknown coal, Tronzoid (edited)
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Charcoal
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Wood
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Oil
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Lemons
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Diamonds, at high temperatures, apparently.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:46 PM
Seriously?
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Lemons?
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What? lemons have carbon
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So does the sun.
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@gollark that's the diamond decaying back towards mere graphite and coal
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Carbon can't burn unless you heat it up alot
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it just needs oxygen
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:47 PM
Carbon burns quite nicely
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It’s not that hard to start a wood fire
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That is how "coal" works.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 3:47 PM
Or coal, for that matter
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You know mind-states are information, right? We have this marvellous thing for transmitting information called "radio".
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Probably "comm laser" for large data like that.
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But mind lifting is just copying yourself
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Or whisker lasers, or encrypted neutrino bursts, or tangle channels, or whatever means of communication we have available. It's the principle of the thing.
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two guys with semaphore flags
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Carrier pigeons.
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Enderminion 03/28/2019 3:49 PM
Horse messenger
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writes @Unknown a perscription for reading the entirety of Atomic Rockets
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Railgun launching a hard drive
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People running around with bits of paper.
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Enderminion 03/28/2019 3:49 PM
Magnets+Hard Drive=Bad
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No, it isn't. See chapters one through a million of Continuity of Consciousness is Just Vitalism Wearing A Fancy Suit, Goddammit, available literally everywhere this 'verse is discussed.
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Ender logic + hard drives = bad
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What?
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Just magneto-shield Kevin's mind state
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Who is "kevin"?
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Is Tro just some kind of bot?
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I think a Markov chain could produce more coherent messages sometimes.
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The hapless sophont who lost in a space battle
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So I have to die, but a copy of me lives on?
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maybe he's some grad-students chat bot
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Hmm...
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like, he's gonna be a 'C' on someone's AI homework.
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Maybe. A poorly built scraper bot?
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If I were a bot, I would have "bot" next to my name
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Please solve this and screenshot it.
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That is exactly what a bot would say!
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I am a Turing grade Thinker-Class AI (edited)
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notes that 'edit's away misspellings' trick.
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The Turing test is not a very good way to test intelligence. Tronzoid is Tronzoid and this message was edited. (edited)
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"bot" is like calling myself "a partially conscious brick"
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Hey!! there is nothing wrong with editing messages
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In miscellaneous commentary: 1. They haven't come up for a while, but it is probably worth noting that the Empire has four complete and distinct sets of rules of war for different circumstances, ranging from daehain , which is war by extremely complicated chess with living pieces in which no-one actually dies, all the way to seredhain , which IS NOT WAR, IT IS PEST CONTROL.
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I edit, and I'm proud (of it)
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Talking about food, has a sophont ever tried to literally eat a whole country?
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... what even
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Someone would probably complain.
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I bet they were a class-2 threat
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Depends on the portion size
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"Hey waiter, I'll have the large nation state, with a side of satellites" (edited)
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I kind of want to calculate the volume of an average nation now.
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Are we including buildings, land, etc?
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everything
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But they try not to consume sophonts, which is easy, since they are running away screaming when faced with the sheer size of their maw (edited)
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2. While Eldraeic is not an amalgamation of other languages, it does aspire to be a universal language, in that it strives to be able to express any concept expressible at all. (So, yeah, kind of like extreme lojban.) This keeps the Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology busy pillaging other languages for new concepts, albeit not vocabulary. 3. The closest to such amalgam is Trade, which is basically bastardized Eldraeic used as an interlingua, with lots of regional loanwords. Then there's gutterspeak, which is bastardized Trade , a pidgin/cant used by all sorts of dodgy folk, known for being more profane than any other language on record.
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Also, obviously, no escape pods for starships. If you can, you mindcast out and the instance of you left on the ship goes down with it. (Hell, it's almost an advantage that you can abandon your ship and go down with it at the same time.) Now, orbital stations may carry deployable emergency recovery pods which let you get down to the planet or over to another station when things go wahooni-shaped, but those are contingent on having somewhere to go that's reachable by the amount of delta-v you can fit in a DERP. Out in the black, they'd just provide a way to die slightly faster than you otherwise would.
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not even hard-drive only escape pods?
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orbiting over a garden world is almost the only time escape pods can be useful. Letting the atmosphere do most of the work counts for a lot
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i guess at that point you're asking to be captured and run through interrogation simulations
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If you want your hard drive to be found, it's advantageous to stay with the giant detectable hulk.
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You could encrypt your local backups with a key given to the IN and people.
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Exceptions to this rule are extremely rare, and involve things like "No shit, there I was on an extremely poorly designed ClF3 tanker, and the cargo broke loose."
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hmmmm, hiding in a cargo container with an internal heat shield to smuggle yourself past a blockade perhaps.... though that's not really an 'escape' pod anymore, but a drop insertion wearing a fake nose.
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"ClF3 tanker" doesn't require poorly designed to want to get off of it yesterday
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Just the phrase itself implies something has gone very wrong with the plan.
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Another scenario occasionally suggested is your antimatter cryocels losing containment, but in that scenario, there's basically no way you're going to get to a safe distance in time anyway.
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and if there is, you're probably better off ejecting the antimatter instead of yourselves
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that'd be a heck of a navigation hazard, 'ejected AMAT core with decaying containment'
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there'd be a cloud of loose antihydrogen around it.
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You usually want your antimatter in a location much better protected than anything that would permit an ejection system - somewhere in the center of the ship. But still - if the containment goes, you'll never get it far enough away in time to save yourself.
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offers the chat cookies (edited)
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could you rig it up so that all the boom goes in one direction? (Probably out the back) (edited)
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nibbles one cookie
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document.cookie = "testcookie:thisisuseless"; (edited)
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@Overmind ~ (Hell, it's almost an advantage that you can abandon your ship and go down with it at the same time.)~ The captain of the Fedora managed that in Lake Superior.
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MarcusAurelius 03/28/2019 4:52 PM
@Zarpaulek how
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?
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So, about a sophont trying to consume a whole country...
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… no
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There's a very simple pair of rules in this business: 1. You can get away with writing that sort of thing if and only if you're Douglas Adams. 2. You're not Douglas Adams.
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But The Jaspervale Republic looks tasty...
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And in any case, this and all the past things of no 'verse relevance should be over in #random .
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But it isssssss
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No. It isn't. I can say that, y'see, because this isn't a gorram collaborative project, and I and my lovely editor are the sole arbiters of canon. This is not canon, this is not even close to canon, and frankly, this isn't even in the same genre as canon. (edited)
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#general is defined as being for 'verse-relevant things specifically because it's likely to be the first channel on here new visiting readers check out, and it should therefore be reasonably representative.
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Now there are two ways this can go, and neither include arguing with me about it. In the first one, you take the off-topic and the absurd over to #random , where they belong, or maybe #otherworlds if they relate to your own specific setting, and live happily ever after. In the second, you continue to dump them all over #general , and you get to talk to the banhammer. Choose wisely.
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It was only a suggestion
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a question
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Please don't banslap
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@Overmind Correction: 1. You can get away with writing that sort of thing if and only if you're Douglas Adams, or Stan Lee. 2. You are neither.
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What about if you are Alistair Young cerebrate?
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 8:15 AM
You will not be allowed to eat a nation unless you own that nation, otherwise some other nations will stop you. And despite how propertarian Eldrae are, nobody is going to own a nation. A habitat, maybe, and then the Guardians of Sanity people come and take you away because you are eating the thing stopping you from dying in vaccum we want to look at your mindstate and see what sort of weird irrationality you're suffering and make sure it isn't contagious.
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If the Eldraeverse was real, and Earth as it is now existed within it, what would you be most afraid of (related to the Eldraeverse)?
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 8:18 AM
I am torn between 'the Leviathan Consciousness' and 'becoming collateral damage from people failing to read and heed the safety instructions'
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True. Those are both incredibly scary, to the point where we cannot comprehend just how scary it could be.
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 8:20 AM
The latter is probably scarier, if only because the Leviathan has a lot more Stuff to pass thru to get to Earth, while Earth has a plentiful supply of idiots
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Where, on that topic, is the Leviathan?
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Relative to everything else.
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right behind you
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What is a fluffship? (edited)
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@Tassadar On the former: Absurdism really isn't my genre. On the midder: What Donald Trump, and other assorted Dear Leaders would do with off-the-shelf tech. On the latter: It's confined to the Ancal Drifts and the Koric Expanse, both off to nadir in physical-space terms. You can see more of roughly where it is if you want to search up the map of the Worlds' constellations I posted a while back.
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[fluffship] @Unknown A big glob of sticky foam wrapped around a heavy OTV. It's how you clean up small debris after battles, large oopses, and minor cascade catastrophes - basically, it flies around and gets hit a lot, but the debris that hits it sticks . When it's either done or full, it goes home, and the salvage company pulls off the foam and its accumulated contents to feed to their recycling plant. (edited)
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Why don't warships have the same gear?
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Because being covered in all that goop means you're flying blind, plus have the sensor signature and approximate maneuverability of a small moon.
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That's no moon...
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Wait, shouldn't that be "editrix"?
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Are there any analogues to The Flood that exist in the Eldraeverse?
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BluejayHurricane 03/29/2019 5:20 PM
From Halo? The Leviathan Consciousness comes to mind, but any badly programmed AGI (of which there are lots) would sort of count.
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Some pathogen that likes travelling to whatever it can infect?
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BluejayHurricane 03/29/2019 7:27 PM
Ok, they probably exist but I can’t think of any. Most immune systems beyond first contact probably get patched quick.
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In this 'verse we do not subscribe to this trope: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NoBiochemicalBarriers
The No Biochemical Barriers trope as used in popular culture. In Speculative Fiction, it is far too often the case that writers do not take into account the …
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Zoonoses are hard. Exonoses are much harder .
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 9:15 PM
You're still not going to catch me checking out xenobabes
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Even if they do exist.
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Why have a genuine alien when there’s genetically engineered catgirls
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 9:17 PM
Catgirls? Amateurs
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that’s just the default I jump to
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One day I should like to see catgirls in fiction who are portrayed as highly narcissistic sociopaths. (Y'know, like cats.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 9:23 PM
my phone fell on the bathroom floor so I gave it a rinse with some water
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 9:37 PM
I've not seen that, but I've seen catgirls that were an interesting combination of empathic but all fell HARD into typical mind fallacy. They could not grasp that other species did not have the same instincts and did not think like them, they just thought everyone else was terrible at Being Cat and needed to be taught to Better Cat.
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so definitely a superiority complex
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/29/2019 9:39 PM
where
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sounds intriguing
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Morgrim Moon 03/29/2019 9:41 PM
I'm trying to find it. One of the older scifis? I keep thinking British but most of the British scifis are well known, so it may be in a similar style. Their catpeople were more like the way the Cats musical does then, body suits and facepaint, and no of COURSE I can't remember the title
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easy to have a superiority complex when you are surounded by a pack of follower-barbarians that everyone mistakes for friendliness
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wonders if that was a bannable offense
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Arguable example: Red Dwarf
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That Cat looked like a human with gag canines
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Certainly acted feline though
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Has any one actually tried to develop and DEPLOY a space fighter, giving how unviable the concept is? (edited)
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Someone, Somewhere, Sometime, For some reason, Probably.
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BluejayHurricane 03/30/2019 11:58 AM
And we will all laugh.
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Are there any birb races about?
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Who are the Photonic Network and what are their relations with the Empire?
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And how "googly" are IN infantry helmets?
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:00 PM
I could absolutely see people designing and building space 'fighters' that weren't for combat purposes, they are for "this is fun wheeeee" purposes, or possibly for sport purposes. "Yes we know this is totally stupid from a military perspective but if full metal jousting is still a viable sport then why not orbital manned dogfighting?"
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sdschildberg 03/30/2019 9:04 PM
There are private lighthugger yachts and videogame species being made real. I think building space fighters for fun is possible IMHO
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:07 PM
(Semi-related: professional jousting is really fun to watch)
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I've heard hearsay of bikers at SCA events inventing "motorcycle jousting".
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Orion's Arm has steampunk mecha fights.
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:16 PM
that doesn't seem safe. A big part of the jousting is training the horse, the last part of the approach you drop the reins and let the horse do the steering specifically to avoid mutual injury at the pass
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Probably not, no.
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Of course I'd expect space fighter "jousting" to involve a lot of pilots getting restored from backups.
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:21 PM
Yeah. Even if the aim wasn't to blast them out of the sky
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You could probably reduce casualties with "light-gun" simulated energy weapons, but there'd probably still be a lot of accidetns with that whole "conservation of momentum" thing.
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Enderminion 03/30/2019 9:27 PM
if you can restore from back-ups, why bother
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:28 PM
because the ships themselves are expensive
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and if you blast the other guy's ship you have to sit around for a few weeks while he builds a new one instead of getting to reset and take another pass
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At most you'd have like a wiffle shielding or something to use as a target, so you get a more definitieve "hit" but without having to deal with a lot of damage that requires heavy repair work
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2019 9:47 PM
what's the space equiv of paintballs?
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Leaving aside for a moment the just-for-fun versions, space fighters are an idea that comes back around every few centuries when some newcomer to the galactic scene appears with a firm belief that they know better than/how to get around the accepted naval wisdom on the concept.
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(Their second navy tends to learn from the instructive example of the first one, assuming anyone survived to pass it on.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/31/2019 9:35 AM
How many longshoremen does a hab need?
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To get tronzoidy (edited)
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[number of longshoresophs a hab needs] Depends on the hab. (edited)
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A little workshack probably doesn't have any, and one of the regular staff just runs the bots when they need something offloaded.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/31/2019 9:41 AM
I saw dockworkers mentioned in a nanofic soz
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A major shipping center, like Transit Station over in Seranth System where two major arterials meet needs has hundreds of thousands -- and these are the guys who run many bots each, yeah? - just to keep up with local transshipment.
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(Transit's probably the biggest port in the Worlds, thanks to a very central location at a major arterial crossing, and in a system whose business is business. Think the spacefaring equivalent of the port of Shanghai, or Singapore, or Europoort, only instead of handling millions of tonnes of cargo annually, it's handling trillions . Most habs are around city-sized; Transit is a country of its own.)
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Morgrim Moon 03/31/2019 9:49 AM
so probably subshipping everywhere; huge freighters dropping in the outer parts of the system nearer the Gates and carrying on, while the cargo gets broken up and moved about in system by more nimble vessels
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...curiously enough, the Empire isn't hurting for lack of customs duties; the 3.592% ESF paid by Transit & Seranth Port Operations & Transshipment, ICC is more than enough to make the Exchequer happy. 😎
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@Morgrim Moon Yes, exactly. They do a lot of LASH cargo handling, as well as regular containers.
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Morgrim Moon 03/31/2019 9:56 AM
"Why handle the small fiddly taxing when we can just tax the finished chain and get ample without pissing off everyone?"
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"But someone might be making money where I'm not getting a cut and I don't like that!"
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Heaven forbid! (edited)
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What gives Eldrae blood it's blue colour?
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A symbiotic alien microorganism
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Yeah, because I am making a modded bird race for Dwarf Fortress that has blue blood
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I think crabs also have blue blood.
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Hemocyanins (also spelled haemocyanins and abbreviated Hc) are proteins that transport oxygen throughout the bodies of some invertebrate animals. These metalloproteins contain two copper atoms that reversibly bind a single oxygen molecule (O2). They are second only to hemogl...
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It's less efficient than haemoglobin
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Some invertebrates have a slow enough metabolism that they don't need as much oxygen
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Would a robot need an artificial equivelant to blood to repair itself effectively? (edited)
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No
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Blood is primarily a carrier for fuel and oxygen, there would be easier means of self-repair.
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Well, why are there still meatbags running about?
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Because sapient robots don't exist yet
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Also because self-repair is hard.
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2019 3:24 PM
Might have nanorobotics ducts, though.
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Given that nanorobots travel most easily in a nice fluid suspension, it might well be reasonable to call that "blood".
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After all, what's human blood, but a suspension of nanomachines in slightly salty water? 😎
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The alternative would probably be detatchable parts or something.
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Macro-Scale Stuff: It's Easier™
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Salt water, sugars, lipids, proteins, carbonic acid, bags of oxygen-binding ferrorganic molecules, and a few free-floating cells.
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Nanomachines and nanomachine, what's the word, fuel then.
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Best self-refuting argument ever; a macroscale sack of nanites claiming that useful macroscale nanotech is impossible.
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....actually, while I'm courting controversy: proteins are nanomachines. Fight me.
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In the same way that a lever and pulley are machines.
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sdschildberg 03/31/2019 6:20 PM
So what does this fluid-suspeded nanorobot solution look like?
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Sure. They -- well, okay, most of them are simple machines that are components of complex machines, but what the hell, machines are machines.
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Depends on the raw materials. Iron-based solution would probably look red or grey while I'd expect carbon-based nanobots to look blackish.
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Titanium might be a bit blue
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[appearance of nanosolutions] The density of the colloid and similar properties also affect it quite a bit. For generic nanite suspensions, I usually go with semi-translucent grayish-milky fluids, based on some extremely dubious guesswork, in turn based on the properties of other colloids. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2019 6:41 PM
Size of the nanoparticles would change appearance too.
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Regarding the blueness (or indigo-ness) of the blood, that's because of the organic molecules that act as oxygen transport, both free-floating and contained in the blue cells. This oxygen transport mechanism is common among Eliera's bluelife. They aren't haemocyanins, though; don't ask me what their chemistry actually is.
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Or, from a Doylist perspective, it's because all the best species are blue, pink-skin. ( http://well-of-souls.com/outsider/blue_peoples.html )
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Morgrim Moon 03/31/2019 7:14 PM
also hemocyanin blue blood isn't the deep rich blue beloved of scifi, or the greenish tint misused by Star Trek. It's pale vivid cotton candy blue
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Other thing summary: 1. While the only related-to-Earth-birds sophs around are the dar-vorac (uplifted ravens) there are some sophont species descended from ancestors of avioid morphology. One example would be the katakau , who build fractal nests of silver wire among the stars, and the beauty of whose sky-dances make the stones weep. But theirs is a story for another time.
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2. RTFB. 3. Depends. What does "googly" mean in this context? (They do have search engine access.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/01/2019 7:43 AM
https://preview.redd.it/qc3zlrkewip21.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=dc2840de85436fa77407de53da727db382256e70 Resplendent Vector would like to report that their latest experiment on teleportation was only a mixed success
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"Googly" as in "how many scopes and other sensors are all over it?"
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Morgrim Moon 04/01/2019 9:25 AM
I thought that meant "how much does it look like a fishbowl jammed on their head"
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Are there any games in the Eldraeverse in the likes of Dwarf Fortress?
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Are there any Dwarves?
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\o/ GotG2!
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What are you talking about. Triangle Boy?
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I was expecting a bit about that "battery" comment. Doesn't really make much sense if Quill is drawing his power from Ego's core but some sort of processing might work.
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Like The Matrix
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2019 8:02 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/c4dd3c32f564bd3b99d09f0769adfffd/tumblr_pk0qyxw3Cc1y1k0dio1_540.jpg a potential "impractical as armour but pretty and clearly armour-derived" thing for warriors to wear at social functions
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Proposed terminology for the study of what lies beneath a simulation-hypothesis universe: "subvoxelic physics"
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Will you be returning to Darkness Within anytime soon? I'd love to find out how it ends.
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@Overmind :V
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/03/2019 2:10 PM
Impractical as armor but pretty and armor-derived ceremonial garb?
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Darn I have the perfect image for that
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Darkness Within left off on a cliffhanger.
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What viruses, parasites and infections exist in the Empire? (edited)
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I know AI pathogens exist
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 8:21 PM
re: the new and improved MBT, wouldn't the pressure down at abyssal depths be an issue? I'm surprised the Empire thought it worth it to rate them for hundreds of atmospheres
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0111narwhalz 04/04/2019 8:24 PM
It may be that impacts look about the same?
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 8:29 PM
not really, one is sudden impulse and one is constant force across the vehicle
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Never know when you might have to fight a battle on the surface of Venus, or down inside an ice giant.
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plus if you can do that without costing too much you now have extra margin
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and given this is the Empire, they have the money to do it
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The IL learned long ago to be very thorough, because it’s really embarrassing to be invited to a nice firefight only to have to ask for a six-year R&D program raincheck.
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:21 PM
And having to improvise with duct tape ruins aesthetics
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:21 PM
It’s an extreme requirement for a mainline vehicle though, I would’ve expected such to be the domain of specialist vehicles
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Perhaps I underestimated the materials engineering of the empire
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Well, if you’re out in the backwoods somewhere, you don’t want to have brought the wrong sort of tank.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:24 PM
true, but we also don't haul arctic rated gear to the desert and vice versa
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if it's infrequent enough and an extreme enough environment to impose significant design tradeoffs, you'd expect a military force to relegate it to specialist units
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Yeah, but today, we’re hours from resupply by air, not potentially months from resupply by fittle, or even more subluminally.
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also you are dealing with a far, far wider range of environments for their "average" battle
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:26 PM
...How frequent is a fight on a seabed or deep in a venusian hellhouse? (edited)
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so if you don't have this in a prebuilt package you need a frame + a bunch of environment package before you even get to the mission modules
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Incidentally, just being that amphibious doesn’t qualify it as a naval vehicle; no-one’s going to be using it in that sort of role in place of, say, a submarine. It’s just that if your tactics would benefit from a shortcut under the sea, it’s no problem.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:29 PM
I don't think anyone would confuse it with one
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if you have a world halfway between earth and venus and you have venus margin you can take more battle damage before being killed by the environment
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:29 PM
"We don't need a bridge we can ford"
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:29 PM
after all, it's turret is probably about the same length as one heavyweight torpedo
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(and again: they have the money to pull this sort of thing off)
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:30 PM
I wasn't talking money, I was talking design tradeoffs
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:30 PM
Um. 4m turret?
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:30 PM
sorry, torp is longer
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Not the mode, but not uncommon - there are species native to planets with environments from Venus to Titan, and you may not know which you’ll be dropping on next week.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:31 PM
true, I'm being nitpicky really, since I don't know enough about the "present" of the verse's materials engineering to know how much additional mass and volume they'd have to sacrifice for that pressure rating
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but yeah these things not even counting their mobility are small even by midget sub standards
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Honeycomb diamondoid can be made very strong indeed.
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speaking of did you ever get a practicality estimate of the super-flapjack for naval delivery?
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:33 PM
Was that the lithobraking one?
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super-ultra-hyper-Orion
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flapjack is the heavy cav lander, the super flapjack for bringing ships down to the ocean (edited)
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Yeah, that one is still in the very-borderline zone.
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:35 PM
if nothing else from the fact that the much bigger pulses would cause some nasty landing zones (edited)
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Yep. Don’t want to boil the ocean you’re trying to land in.
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:36 PM
Any form of cavitation = snapping the ship you're landing
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If you can build dyson swarms you can build a hemisphere sized parachute
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MarcusAurelius 04/04/2019 9:36 PM
technically, but field deploying one would be pain in the butt
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your best bet for a super-flapjack might be landing, waiting for the water/steam/radioactivity to settle a bit, then deploying the boats from inside the armored shell
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2019 9:37 PM
Seal ship and make naturally buoyant and streamlined and drop faster?
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Call it the guillemot
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What weird aliens are there that have weird greetings?
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BluejayHurricane 04/05/2019 7:04 PM
What were the things that required going back and changeing tank design doctrine?
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:26 PM
It getting roasted in Tough SF and STAB as well IIRC, and some of his headcanon improvements needed to be spread
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STAB?
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:27 PM
Ah then no. Spacebattles Technical Advisory Server
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IIIRC the old blog post was pasted there and there was a field day
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Anyway, @BluejayHurricane , from my perspective and to cut a long story short, some schmuck projectile-vomited all over the design without actually bothering to understand it first over on the Tough SF server. Later, someone else from there came over here and offered the Actually Useful kind of critique, which made sense to me and based on that I made various improvements. It's in #technicalities , so if you scroll back a bit there, it should show up.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:32 PM
To be fair to Tabac, he was drunk and he was in the mood to ree
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That's a reason, not an excuse. Sometimes I used to get drunk and be an asshole, but I was always the asshole who got drunk, y'know?
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:38 PM
And most of his points were valid, just the empire went “More tech and numerical superiority trumps sound old doctrine” and the context for that wasn’t very available
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/05/2019 7:41 PM
@MarcusAurelius isnt there a clarke story for this? "superiority?"
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:43 PM
Maybe, is that what it’s called?
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Meh. From what of it I read before hitting the magic block button, I suspect a serious case of History Stopped Changing In The Early 21st Century-ism. I'm happy to accept thoughtful critique, but if you start out with "this is wrong according to doctrine shaped by the completely different battlefield environment of Earth, Now", you're not giving me any particular reason to expect anything more thoughtful further down. All of which is to say: I may make plenty of mistakes along the way - and indeed expect to - but at least I'm trying to project the effects of technical and doctrinal evolution over the several-times-the-centuries-separating-us-from-the-Celtic-warband involved.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/05/2019 7:45 PM
where was the thing in #technicalities ? the rant or the redesign
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Search "issues with the armor" and you'll get to the start of the convo.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:49 PM
In tough SF, I’m not sure which of the channels it happened. And yeah, much of it was “this reads much like people who think tech trumps tactics, prove me wrong”
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Which is wrong, in exactly the same way as "tactics trump tech". (And we can ask those who survived WWI all about how tech does sometimes trump tactics.)
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No amount of tech will make up for poor tactics, any more than the most brilliant tactical mind can make Rock Beat Laser.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:55 PM
Yes, but there a lot of “Ooh shiny” fanboys
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Tech can trump tactics, but in order for that to work your level of tech has to be SUBSTANTIALLY superior to your opponents, in the kind of wood canoes v. battleships level.
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The Empire, being inclined to treat war as a situation requiring every last possible bit of cheating - and not having superior numbers - naturally wants to bring the best tech and the best tactics (and the best training, for that matter) it can muster to the table. 's not my fault if someone only reads one side of the story.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 7:56 PM
And and even then Rorke’s drift can happen
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though in which case the tech disparity wasn't AS substantial as a lot of people would postulate. The zulu might not have used firearms in any quantity, they weren't ignorant to their existance either. And the British weren't just tactically neutral, they were tactically incompetent to a rather shocking degree.
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I'd say it's more like tech informs tactics.
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@Zarpaulek there's a pretty critical feedback loop there, yes.
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Box formations are useful for spear and shield, not so great for gatling guns.
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tactics beget technological advances, which enable new tactics, which offer further ideas for tech advances that would best serve (or defeat) said tactics.
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Well, we might also say that tech enables tactics. The better your tech (generally) the broader your tactical option-space. (edited)
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I would say that is implied, but it's a point worth explicitly stating
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Well, I suppose tanks were developed for crossing trenches or something.
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what's that line? Ah, yes.
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The brain and the hand. Each is insufficient by itself, yet together they pulled Man out of a million years of animal existence and gave him the universe. The two create a cycle of advancement: the brain conceives, the hand builds, and the brain is thus enabled to conceive more widely. Academician Prokhor Zakharov', "For I Have Tasted the Fruit" (from GURPS Alpha Centauri'' supplement)
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(While not said, as well, it should be noted that the Empire's tank designs are constructed specifically to fit its current tactical doctrine. Most specifically, the sections under "mobility and sustained initiative" and "shock and awesome", but also not ignoring the others.)
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Or, for a feedback loop I'm much more familiar with: Anxiety produces tension, tension causes IBS, IBS leads to anxiety.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:06 PM
@Zarpaulek I’m sorry True, but well I also don’t think he expected the combat environment to more resemble Iraq than the Fulda gap
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Morgrim Moon 04/05/2019 8:10 PM
Tactics and a complete understanding of the tech is what makes the difference between the Charge of the Light Brigade in 1854 (horses vs machine guns, resounding success for the machine guns) and the Charge of Beersheba in 1917 (horses vs machine guns, resounding success for the horses) (edited)
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Yeah, that (the Fulda Gap) is definitely the sort of battle their doctrine tries to avoid having.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:19 PM
The description sounds quite a bit like a facesmasher tank though, it’s hard to intuit its optimal battle is 73 easting not Kursk
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... yeah, I can see that. And, in fairness, it is probably the facesmashiest of all the designs fielded, just by virtue of being the heaviest unit around.
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Morgrim Moon 04/05/2019 8:30 PM
I presume the Eldrae response to that sort of mess erupting once on the ground is "withdraw to orbit and if we can't withdraw to heavy bunkers, then break out the ortillery"? With a side dish of "and go scream at the Intelligence guys who missed something Very Important"
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Not bunkers; that's going in the wrong direction. Their doctrine is heavy on mobility and maneuver - so their plan is to avoid being pinned down to anything even close to a fixed-point battle.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:43 PM
To be fair, bunkers are the solution to being outnumbered
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It lets polish infantry with outdated weapons hold 40 to 1 odds for days, for example
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The Empire is a spacebourne polity that seems to focus on ship actions, and they can resurrect their soldiers, makes sense they'd focus on mobility over entrenched positions.
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While a planetary polity fighting a space empire might want to build kilometers-deep boltholes for their ruling class at least.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:48 PM
True, but legions without orbital support might need to find other solutions
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Instead, their notion is to let them advance and get all nicely strung out, while making slashing raids, diversionary attacks, and so forth from all sides - including flank and rear - to daze and confuse them them into a state of paralysis, while applying overwhelming, preferably annihilating, force at the points where they do attack. And not to give them anything standing still to counterattack. (So to pick one possible example, you might see a group of Basher-class tanks appearing from the flank, smashing their way through your column with maximum firepower, and then disappearing off into the distance at full speed. And when you report it up the chain, you find that different variations on this sort of running attack have been happening all over the place, and no-one has any idea what the hell's going on.)
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:51 PM
That requires your opponent to have far worse C4I than you
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One of their biggest advantages, tech-wise, is the tactical mesh and the battle AIs which let them pull off insanely good decentralized coordination, so they leverage the hell out of that.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:52 PM
So they do, then
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Odd advantage to have, but believable
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I'd prefer to phrase it the other way around - it's not that their opponents have bad C4I, it's that this has been their main area of concentration in R&D for, well, ever, and so they've got really good at it. "Fight Smarter, Not Harder," and all that.
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Most of their opponents might consider a thousand-mile deep battlespace filled with swirling chaos as more of a problem than an opportunity; the Legions think of it as home. 😎
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 8:57 PM
That’s why I made it comparative
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You need US v. IRAQI meme tier differences to do it
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Yeah, not really criticizing your phrasing, just, y'know, my perspective.
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"There are no Imperials anywhere!" -- Officer of Laudible Truths and Detestible Falsehoods
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Strategos-class parked directly behind him flashes its lights
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Another one is their dedication to the salarian method of warfare: knowledge is power, and any amount of knowledge deemable as sufficient should mean that you've already won before the war even starts. Admiralty Intelligence is very well resourced. (This also includes assassination, etc., on the grounds that 15 grains of prevention is worth a gigaton of cure, but the point of that one is to avoid the war entirely.)
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:01 PM
True, and it very much helps they don’t seem to have a real peer
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Well, there are those whom it would be inadvisable to get in a war with.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:03 PM
As in, someone who has both the tech and the numbers to fight them effectively
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The Photonic Network are just as good at C4I , for one thing. The Consolidated Waserai Echelons are also way up there in terms of general military tech and competence, even if their C4I isn't quite as good. Getting into a serious conflict with either of them would be a bloody mess with no easy victory.
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Both have a lot of manufacturing capacity, too.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:04 PM
Huh. I didn’t get that impression, but it’s been a good while since I’ve binged the archives
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I was under the impression that pretty much the only ones who could fight them was the Republic, and even then only by sheer force of numbers
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(The Echelons actually have a larger military, in terms of raw numbers, and one that does rather more actual fighting - like the Turian Hierarchy, they're both good at it, and the ones the Conclave of Galactic Polities tend to go to for their peacekeeping needs, because they're less, um, pointed about it.) And, of course, no-one wants to fight the Rim Free Zone, because it's the ultimate tar-pit.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/05/2019 9:08 PM
Modulo obvious differences, Eldrae planning reads a lot like Warplan Orange.
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Well, the Republic is the one most likely to cause conflict, because they're deeply ideologically opposed, but pretty much all they've got going for them is weight of numbers. The Photonic Network doesn't care much about most things the meat intelligences do, and the Empire's careful to keep the Echelons on side with regard to their common interests in peace, stability, and not letting any idiots break the universe.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:11 PM
Ah, so a “we’re not the best of friends, but we’re the only reasonable adults around here” relationship?
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The League of Meridian are a step down from those two, but their military is still respectable. Their biggest problem is that their long-term strategic planning switches goals every election, so.
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was the one most likely to cause conflict. They aren't going to be causing much of anything what with barely keeping themselves intact if everything goes well for them
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That sort of thing, yes. The Empire and the Echelons are still friendly , to be clear, despite there being plenty of things they don't agree on, but they're also the core of that select group of powers prone to view each other as the adults in the room.
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Another thing that's easily overlooked - the majority of the worlds in the Worlds, as it were, are not shirt-sleeve habitables. Thus leading to much use by everyone of the old military maxim, "When you've got them by the life support, their hearts and minds will follow."
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The IMS has always been inclined towards nexus warfare, but the nature of many worlds and systems makes it even more compelling.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:24 PM
Nexus as is stargate nexus ?
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As in "those critical points by which a world can be controlled".
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:25 PM
Ah
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Communications centers, the power grid, transportation centers, data networks, supply centers, all that sort of thing.
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0111narwhalz 04/05/2019 9:28 PM
That just seems sensible?
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:28 PM
Yes but it’s not always doable
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It requires units with serious ability to ignore logistics or live off the land
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Ability to operate highly decentralized. And the ability to not get pinned down and picked off by defeat in detail
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There’s a reason most units tradition fought along fronts
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Because it simplifies those issues enormously
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0111narwhalz 04/05/2019 9:31 PM
I mean, if you have ortillery, you can strike arbitrary points anyway.
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Yeah, but it's in the approach. Looking at this from the point of view of a star nation -- you can't occupy a planet. There is basically no way you can import enough troops to manage it. What you can do is control it if you control its critical points.
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the Life Support Problem is why if I ever build enough of a universe to have something solid, a major background detail is that building a hab with 100% centralized LS gets dropped and chewed multiple new orifices by the insurance companies. The reason being that various disasters had happened when people went for efficiency uber alles and ignored redundancy. But also a culture builds around it where anyone trying to mess with your backup life support will be marched straight to the nearest airlock and no one will question it.
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(also kind of ties into the Hab-flipping industry, of people selling fully certified up to date habs to the latest cult, waits for them to royally fuck themselves, then reposeses the hab and washes the bloodstains off) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:34 PM
Yup. That’s also what primary Planetary Defense Bases are for in my setting. A good ability to hold the line and wait for the fleet
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So if the IMS needs to do something planetside that requires a longer stay than the basic raid, then within that chaotic, swirling battlespace of theirs will be a list of critical nexus objectives the seizure of which will let them control the locals sufficiently to get what they want.
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:35 PM
But yeah, the Imperials seem to basically be built around a fusion of Blitzkreig and Desert Storm
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Or sometimes to seize the nexus itself, of course. If you recall https://eldraeverse.com/2012/03/02/twilight-of-the-gods/ , we get to see the case in which the Legions held onto the critical bits of Liir for long enough to swipe their entire Holiest of Holies.
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For a longer carrot-and-stick strategy, crudely summarized as "You can knock off the holy wars, and when we're convinced you can play nicely with the other kids, you can have it back. Or you can scale them up, and we'll send it back to you as plasma. Pick one."
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MarcusAurelius 04/05/2019 9:38 PM
Yeah makes sense
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:12 PM
So wait, there are many more different species than I'd seen in-verse? (edited)
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...
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...seriously?
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 1:18 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ ....you ok there bud?
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Gabriel Fonseca asks if there’s anywhere that contains detailed physical descriptions of the various species of the Eldraeverse. Well, sadly, there isn’t right now, but for your visuali…
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:25 PM
@MarcusAurelius The description of the Depository implies there were enough cultures with their holiest items pilfered to require a dedicated warehouse, which is a lot more than I thought (edited)
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Was never exactly clear on that
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Could you hyphenate in-verse? It's a bit ambiguous.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:30 PM
@gollark I knew more or less the ones Zarp linked, but the Argyran text implied 'this kind of situation has happened at least twelve times' which was surprising me a bit.
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well, at least one is a specifically mentioned cult, which usually has somewhat lower membership numbers.
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I mean, think about how many... religions have issues here on One planet.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:33 PM
I didn't forget there was a plurality of species, for the record. I was just caught off-guard.
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There are also a number of different cultures in every species.
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Yeah, it's a big chunk of space. To hang some numbers on it, there are maybe 10,000 systems in the Worlds, and while a decent chunk of them are unpopulated, the average star nation has a number of claimed systems in the single or low double digits. The Empire (243), Consolidated Waserai Echelons (102), League of Meridian (83), and Photonic Network (79) are all anomalously large, and even the Under-Blue-Star League (58) and Rim Free Zone (49) are unusually so.
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I'm curious about that "pre-spaceflight" hive in the depository
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Others with numbers nailed down hard as of present time are the Arkhirii Imperium (5), the A't'rr Hold (1), the Mobann! Exoaelian Association (1), the Burental Colonies (18), the Calyet Guard (3), the D!grith Association (26), the Equality Concord (12), balkanized Firital (1), the Five States (5 - go figure), Free Loxix (1), the Fynfil Myriasoma (1), the Havragne Refugium (0), the Incastar Retreat (1), the Independent Pholem Councils (1), the Linobir Disarchy (12), the Magen Corporate (8), the Márch Authority (1), the Nesthin Sacrarchy (28), the Nineworlds of Isar (guess), the Qugu Symbiosis (1), the Seventeen World Empire (again with the obvious), the Sivrin Freeworlds (9), the Sleeper Estivation (1), the Temporary Tyrancy of Ódeln (1), the Theomachy of Galia (10), the Trinary Interactate (in a break from the pattern, 2), the Twelve Pillars of Kerbol (2), the Whatever of Kameqó (1), the World Assembly of Gervés (1), the World Assembly of Sarine (1), the Xintenta Pharmacology (6), the Zhaöak Irreality (2), and the Zhorf Dominate (4). This is much more of a reflection of the typical polity size in play.
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the Twelve Pillars of Kerbol (2), I see what you did there Pharmacology ❗ ❗ ❓ Temporary Tyrancy🤔 Whatever of Kameqó 🤣
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:47 PM
>Temporary
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>Tyrancy
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oh sure
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Enderminion 04/06/2019 1:48 PM
and it's the People's Democratic Republic of Korea as well
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Emergency dictatorship worked for the Romans😆
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 1:49 PM
I mean, yeah
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@Unknown Good drugs are good governance.
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 1:50 PM
And the word Tyrannus came from a similar Greek phenomenon
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:50 PM
It's just
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emergency powers in any kind of fiction immediately makes my genre-overloaded mind leap to coup
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And, hell, some of the oddest polity names aren't even given in that list. Like the Blossoming of the Unknown God , or the Church of the Multifold Him .
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Enderminion 04/06/2019 1:51 PM
and Executive Orders are any different?
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The Ce!ax!rel Hunting Grounds .
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The Cystal Principality , and no, that's not a typo.
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@Overmind Sounds very OSaBC Elcor. "You need more drugs to have a good life." Henry wrote the Elcor as pretty much a culture of stoners on really good stuff.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:52 PM
Cyst? praise nurgle
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The Einim Masquerade , the Embatil Entwinement , the - and I think they have been mentioned, Mezimiali Resort Coordination Committee .
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The Paderi Sky Herd , Rúrathtu Maternity , Saryala Pacification , Simple-Safe Regression , Sulphurous Ur-Nome , Temporary Empire , Vile-Born Imperium ...
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 1:55 PM
>Simple-Safe Regression
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I vote to nominate that one the most ominous
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Honestly, they're one of the very least ominous polities around. Think "Space Amish". Their relationship with the Empire is oddly asymmetrical, as the Empire are a bunch of scary technophiles, but scary technophiles who apparently have a great respect for their willingness to live in accordance with their beliefs and to challenge them before so doing. (edited)
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Like this?
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Or like this?
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Windows XP? Do they want to suffer?
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 2:03 PM
I’m fond of XP (edited)
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(And while most self-consciously low-tech polities are at considerable risk, it is known that it is... inadvisable... to pick on the S-S R, as the IN may drop in on you to explain why you shouldn't beat up on their friends. No-one understands this.)
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Better than Vista
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 2:03 PM
It’s not pretty, but it works
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 2:03 PM
@gollark insert the South Park clip where the military general goes 'Fucking Windows 98' (edited)
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That was back when every other Windows OS worked and the intervening ones were trash
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/06/2019 2:07 PM
I assume their WinXP is on a very high patch number, deep in Theseus's Ship territory.
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0111narwhalz 04/06/2019 6:32 PM
Zarpaulek: That's still true—it's just that the last two in a row have been even.
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Did you ever figure out the muon-electron interface problem beyond electrostatic suspension?
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‘Twelve Pillars of Kerbol’ Do Kerbals exists in-verse?
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0111narwhalz 04/06/2019 6:38 PM
They exist at least in a tangential cameo sense :V
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On a related note, how would Eldrae react to KSP as a concept?
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0111narwhalz 04/06/2019 6:39 PM
"hell yeah," I imagine.
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MarcusAurelius 04/06/2019 6:44 PM
“A nice arcadey game for children”
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2019 8:35 PM
"Good for teaching the fundamentals to kids and fun to play with for adults", although they'd likely have a more advanced version and more modding support
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But I imagine it'd slot nicely into the edutainment genre and that Eldraic culture is big on that.
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And, yeah, the existence of the Kerbol system is a cameo/shout-out to KSP for being very useful in my science-fictioning.
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Naming their government as the Twelve Pillars of Kerbol is, in turn, a shout-out to a really excellent KSP fanfic, First Flight .
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Hey folks, This thread has grown quite a bit since the original First Flight short story. To make things a little easier (and thank you to those who suggested this), here are the links to the various chapters for ease of reading. Cheers, KSK Contents Prologue: First Flight Pa...
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/06/2019 11:19 PM
KSP vanilla is basically abstracted to Ace Combat levels
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With a few mods that changes
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2019 9:34 PM
How prevalent are mixed-species crews on starships, and how much of a pain is it to design everything from life support to hallways with that kind of thing in mind?
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I would guess relatively common, but by this point the designers probably have a lot of experience with that (at least in the Empire).
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You would have (many of) the same issues on planets/habs...
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Also, out of curiosity, just how high is the Godzilla Threshold for the Empire to start breaking out the superweapons?
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What seems to happen on those is that they design for a primary species/biochemistry and everyone else wears suits.
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MarcusAurelius 04/08/2019 9:38 AM
my guess is similar to the US policy on nukes: When nothing else will stop them.
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Okay, that's sort of what I thought.
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To answer some questions: Here's one for the soon-to-return @Unknown : There is a distinct lack of greebles or other sticky-out bits on the standard teardrop helmets the legions use, certainly no more so than the typical helmet you might see in, say, Mass Effect , the less overdone armors from Destiny , or something similar. That's because greebles on armor are weaknesses, and also tend to be an excellent way to catch on things, bang your head, and put unnecessary tears in your Badass Longcoat.
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So they're broadly similar in appearance to Traveller combat battledress than anything else (badass longcoats excepted)
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Yeah, that doesn't seem too far from the mark.
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Incidentally, if there are any artists on here who're just craving the opportunity to work with me on realizing this, that'd be shiny. I'd have commission some such artwork already, 'cept the budget won't stand it right now.
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You know, we often like to talk about how the eldrae would freak out if they found out that they came from us, because we're illogical, tyrant-prone, short-sighted idiots.
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I have a different view.
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I think they'd be rather proud that we've managed to accomplish so much while being basically hardwired for illogical, tyrant-prone, short-sighted, and idiotic behavior.
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But maybe that's just me.
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Citation: Carl Sagan
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Given the number of other species they have encountered there is no way they think that people just start out evolved for decency
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Morgrim Moon 04/08/2019 7:13 PM
Given themselves, even. Although they tend more towards their uplifters' selfish individualism than humans' 'with us or enemy' pack norming
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Granted, they have the Vonnies for comparison
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Morgrim Moon 04/08/2019 7:17 PM
I wonder if the Vonnies are 'so close and yet so far'; after all, they've managed a COHERENT and mostly peaceful empire of a large size built with technology they don't truly understand but can manipulate competently. That's some bloody good bones to work with. They just need to get the sticks out of their arses and fix their culture, but it's already at a level that could be fixed within an average Eldraeic lifespan.
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And there's quite a number of good honourable chaps that the Navy would help defect and give immortegans to and help with the rest in a heartbeat.
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Why can't the Eldrae synthesise their own internal alcohol, or just simulate it's effects? Why go through the hassle of brewing it? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 5:08 AM
Given that you're not supposed to be drinking you might not know this, but very few people drink specifically to get drunk. (Those that do are mostly young and stupid) Alcoholic drinks are tasty beverages that ALSO have mind altering effects.
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Making internal booze would be like eating through a belly tube; efficient but boring and a lot of work too
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I assume it also takes up space for other systems, such as power generation or storage. (edited)
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Does the Eldraeverse have anything within the likes of Dwarf Fortress? Of course, without using sentient AI Dwarves (Sentient AI are people) (edited)
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Actually, the sophont ones are considered people, it's not the same.
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Wait, but I thought the general stance on sentient AI was that they were citizens as well. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 6:01 AM
Dwarf Fortress things aren't sophant
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You can have non people level AI
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Sapient=! Sentient
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There's definitely a post on it somewhere.
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Do any Eldrae have a taste in the Eldrae equivelant of ASCII(art)? (edited)
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I think he means ASCII art and stuff?
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Yes
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Ooh
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Be more specific
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What do you mean?
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In the future. I could have worded that better and not be so hypocritical but whatever.
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From the way-back-in-2004 cringeworthy snippet files that turn up during server-wrangling, for your entertainment: "You've got the ComfiSeat(tm) genemod, haven't you?", he snarled. "In that case, you're damn right that you're going to watch your ass. Your ass happens to be proprietary intellectual property of ErgoTech, and I own most of ErgoTech. In fact, in a very real and legally-enforceable way, I own your ass. "
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Also, apparently back in the day we were doing six-word stories: Oops! Space doesn't fold that way. Prime Directive? But they have money! Contragravity? But this is a spin... faster than light. We are travelling I've invented a memetic weapon... aaaargh! Night falls. But no! Orbiting dreadnought.
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...I think the fourth one is my favorite.
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@Tassadar On the use of superweapons - and "instruments of regrettable necessity" in general - there isn't a hard and fast rule, similar to our no-first-use policy, and so forth (Such specific rules, it is generally felt, only encourage people to game the system.) In theory, any weapon can be deployed if it happens to produce the most positive result in the tactical, strategic, and galactopolitical calculi. In practice, there are various specific rules attached to different projects -- we've seen some of them attached to DYSPEPTIC FLARE: "EXECUTION: STRATEGIC ACTION MESSAGE ONLY IMPERIAL SECURITY EXECUTIVE ONLY FIFTH DIRECTORATE VETO WARMIND APPROVAL ONLY X-THREAT ONLY" And "Note also that special release conditions (noted below) apply to DYSPEPTIC FLARE, including but not limited to certified prior release of minimum three non-extremal response cases in failure state; threat (p > 0.5) of SKYSHOCK activity; unlimited collateral budget approval; and strategic ethics stricture <= ABYSSAL." Which cover cases where there might be something relevant that you don't need to know, or to fill out a bit more about what qualifies as positive in those calculi.
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@0111narwhalz It's the most common case. although for the most part the systems accomodate, say, mixed crews of warm-blooded oxygen-breathers, or of deep-cold methane breathers, and so forth, so that you don't have to try to fashion systems that can handle literally everything. Those outside the biocode range of the group in question get to bring their own long-duration environment suits. But it's not that much of a problem, because the standards and protocols for that sort of design are very well-established, and most manufacturers build devices capable of adapting to a very wide spectrum of conditions simply because it makes covering the market easier.
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@KAL_9000 Honestly, given that the Worlds contain many species of which, on most scales humanity is somewhere in the middle, it's pretty much just the biological connection that makes the response among non-exoscientists from being the typical meh. I mean, sure, for you it was First Contact, Xenognosis, Induction into Galactic Culture, one of the most significant events in the life of a species. But for them - and especially for those not personally involved in the events in question - it was Tuesday.
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Yeah, I wasn't talking about the overall significance of First Contact, just about how they might feel about us.
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On that, neither freaked out nor particularly proud, would be my guess. Probably more along the lines of vaguely embarrassed. We acknowledge our closest evolutionary relatives, and all, but we usually don't invite them over for dinner.
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This is rather unfair, but life tends to be that way.
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See, I myself am rather amazed that we actually made it off our home planet (briefly, and for political reasons), considering our track record.
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:26 PM
I'm not. It's a natural development of our desire to push outward
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@Unknown Alcohol-wise - well, sure, it's possible: the usual answer is "Gut Buzz", in which uses yoghurt-carried intestinal flora to produce alcohol or other drugs on command when you take the right oligosaccharides, or there're plenty of pharmacoalgorithms like alcosynth or more sophisticated revintages. But what would be the point? The point of drinking is gustatory experience, and you don't get that without something you can taste, smell, and otherwise take sensory pleasure in.
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@MarcusAurelius I'd call it more of our desire to kick the other tribe in the trousers, which explanation also covers why we gave up on the whole idea as a bad job after we got done doing that.
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Dwarf Fortress has come up before ( https://eldraeverse.com/2016/01/01/questions-clearing-the-decks/ ) and I stand by my comment of the time: "Probably not DF, I think. The genre is right – simulations are a very popular genre – as is the degree of complexity (and how), but DF as it is played puts too much emphasis on the And Now Everything Explodes slaughterfest part. The local market would want more constructivity, less breakin’ shit."
‘Cause I have a backlog left over from 2015, that I haven’t found time to answer yet, and it would be nice to go into 2016 all fresh and pine-smelling. So, without further ado: …o…
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:31 PM
I'd think they'd enjoy the chaos and trying to ride herd on it, at least
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@MarcusAurelius Then why did it take the motivation of "beat the Communist bastards/capitalist pigs" to do it?
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:32 PM
Because that stepped the time table up
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Yeah, but I think in that case heavily modded Minecraft would probably be a better example. More build, less drown the world in lava.
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Hopefully less crashiness...
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:32 PM
@KAL_9000 I'd've expected a ULA or a Muskrat type to eventually do it, but the motivation of the cold war caused it to happen earlier when it was far more expensive and risky
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@MarcusAurelius Muskrat's the exception, tho
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Incidentally, given the nature of Eldraeic hexrunic (i.e., the fixed-width-font-friendly alphabet), while you can do ASCII art, it all tends to look like mosaics.
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:34 PM
Like I said, or ULA
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there's money in it, someone would have done it eventually
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If you're talking about lunar exploration, it's money quite far off, so it would likely take a lot longer to happen.
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You might be right
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:36 PM
Tourists, ad money, general "look at us we're special buy our rockets for LEO" money, X-prize style money, it's not all abstract. It's just most of those revenue sources never emerged because a government program did it first
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But remember, we spend far more on killing the civilians of countries with large reserves of long-chain hydrocarbons then even our own citizens' health department, in the US government's case. We tend to be bad at prioritizing.
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:37 PM
...It's not about oil
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Neither Iraq II nor Afghanistan nor Syria
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I may have been a little facetious.
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:37 PM
It's far more about internal politicking and dick waving
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and ideological reasons, occasionally
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that too
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:40 PM
Mind you American companies were more than happy to hop on board and make money out of those wars and their connections (Halliburton comes to mind), but they were far more about "The people are scared and this will make them vote for me"
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Incidentally, from a very old decanonicalized version of the universe back in 2006 or so, and not therefore to be taken at all seriously now even where it doesn't contradict canon, here' a color quote I had used in a draft of the First Contact That Will Not Happen:
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“TERRA (SOL/FAR STARS), major contributions to Galactic culture: See acupuncture; baseball; bidets; Buddhism; chocolate; Church of the Omega Point; coffee; denim jeans; dogs (Canis lupus familiaris); drive-in movie (WatchVid) theatres; drive-in fast food restaurants; Dr. Pepper; hot dogs; Mardi Gras; neo-Judaism; pantyhose; pizza; Quidditch; root beer; Scotch whisky; neo-Shinto; Stetson hats; sushi; vegemite. Note that this article only includes the contributions perceived as ‘major’; for a full archive listing of Terran cultural elements that may have entered Galactic culture, please see that index. See also: antibiotics (planetary biodiversity effect).” - Alathciëra, 9700 edition
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Modern Entry:
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"TERRA (SOL/FAR STARS): Mostly harmless."
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\s
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:45 PM
Dr. Pepper Ah, someone gets it
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#RCColaMasterRace /s
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:46 PM
It's pretty good
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WAIT JUST ONE COTTON-PICKIN' MINUTE
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:46 PM
hard to find outside the south though
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Do the Eldrae seriously not have pantyhose?
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:47 PM
...That is odd, yeah. Long hose and leggings aren't that rare of a garment
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A current version would drop dogs and drive-ins, which already exist, and add "Marvel Cinematic Universe (watchvids); My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; Stilton cheese; new and exciting types of chrunes".
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Really?
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I would have thought the eldrae would adore Kerbal Space Program
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We need to get to the stars pronto and help this poor benighted uncivilized branch of humanity's family tree (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 12:48 PM
I think they have better KSP
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they'd appreciate the attempt, though
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It's like watching a kid paint: you appreciate their effort and if their related to you you feel some affection and pride because of it, but you don't consider it a great work and you wouldn't try to sell it as such
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Yeah, but they have the equivalent of KSP. @Ian Bruene Fashion evolved differently.
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For one thing, I note per Wikipedia: "This decline has been attributed to bare legs in fashion, changes in workplace dress code, and the increased popularity of trousers." (Also, given details of that earlier revision, there was a large non-eldrae market for it. This doesn't exist in the current version, so it should probably also be dropped.) (edited)
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I want Eldrae KSP
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It's called "reality" and you can play it now!
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Please note that "reality" does not offer saved game support or sandbox mode.
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@gollark Reality also does not offer money for your space program!
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Yeah, it's going to have some appeal among retro-gamers, but we're looking at major items here; hell, they probably sell more'n enough Xboxes to that group to make Microsoft invest heavily in interstellar bandwidth, but it still doesn't count as major.
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@Overmind Can we get the name of eldrae KSP?
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There are probably lots.
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When I invent it, I'll tell you.
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"Human Space Program"
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On another note, incidentally, the randomness of those various items is a shout-out to what I think is a delightful touch of realism in Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire , in which the unique and desirable thing that humanity is best known for among the races of the Gallimaufry is our invention of the popsicle.
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Moral: While there are certainly things in your species' culture and technology that will be appreciated and eagerly traded for by your new exotic neighbors, they are almost certainly not what you think they are, and will probably strike you as weird and inconsequential. Just roll with it, lest the rest of galactic history designate you "Grouchy Popsicle Monkeys".
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Opposing nationballs across the galaxy will use the phrase "Remove Icelolly"
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What?
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Have you heard of Polandball?
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i guess an icelolly' would be another name for popsicles?
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Yes
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I find it hilarious that everyone in the Buck Godot universe liked popsicles. Even the 5-dimensional mercenaries who stuffed and mounted them
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 1:46 PM
They’re pretty good
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Stuffed and mounted?
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0111narwhalz 04/09/2019 2:16 PM
Like trophy heads, I presume.
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Remove popsicle!
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[INSERT SPECIES NAME HERE] Stronk! (edited)
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Please stop spamming.
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sorry
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 3:23 PM
If you want to do that, make a polandball comic and put it in dank
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 7:11 PM
given how crazy dogs go for vegemite I could see it being popular in the dar-bandal market
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 7:28 PM
I always though it was dog food anyway
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/s, kinda
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 7:31 PM
/is sitting here eating vegemite toast
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I eat lots of Marmite (basically Vegemite). It is said that you either love it or hate it, though I don't think that's accurate.
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 7:31 PM
It's edible, I don't like it but if I had to I could eat it just fine
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Enderminion 04/09/2019 7:32 PM
I've never had Vegemite
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 7:32 PM
be glad, my son, that you have never tasted the cuisine of our bastard cousins
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2019 7:33 PM
it's best in smaller amounts if you ever do try it, it's rather strongly flavoured. While watching an USA exchange student spread it like nutella or peanut butter is FUNNY, even aussies usually find that a bit much
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 7:35 PM
Yeah, It's funny like watching someone from the southwest treat wasabi like guacamole
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Enderminion 04/09/2019 7:35 PM
lol
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I've had some bad experiences with horseradish. And I'm German.
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Question: Just how much of an ‘I win’ button is ortillery? Assuming that there is (say) 1 orbiting cruiser and a few smaller escorts.
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And the ground forces are extensively entrenched, with some STO weapons (not a ton).
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MarcusAurelius 04/09/2019 8:57 PM
If you’re troops aren’t nearby and you don’t have to worry about collateral? Yes. It’s the ultimate version of the king of battle
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 3:20 AM
<Cerebrate> Incidentally, if there are any artists on here who're just craving the opportunity to work with me on realizing this, that'd be shiny. If you turn your expectations down far enough, I'd be interested.
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What was the technological history of Eldrae prosthetics?
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 5:18 AM
It probably started with wooden peg legs, I imagine.
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wonder what the closest bluelife equivalent to a parrot would be
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Oh please
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 5:21 AM
impressive balance, really
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If collateral is almost certain? Due to troops taking defensive positions around cities in anticipation of ground invasion.
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Well, there's a couple of things of interest to note here:
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Size of ortillery, and thus potential collateral, varies widely. You have options ranging from "I wish to snipe this building/tank from orbit and leave everything around it reasonably intact" all the way up to "The Admiral wants a tennis court where that mountain range used to be, and make it glow in the dark."
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Second, the you don't take visible defensive positions if you don't have a defense against ortillery, because they can take their sweet time about blowing you away and you can't do a damn thing about it. In that scenario, you stay on the move, stay in hiding, or both, because to be a viable target is to die stupid.
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Third, the Ley Accords are pretty clear about how this works, too. In civilized warfare -- Well, okay. A lot of the time, the general practice is to surrender the planet when someone else owns your orbital space, and has disabled your orbital defense grid, planetary kinetic barriers, and anything else you may have, to prevent - in the delightful jargon of the traditional summons to surrender - "an unnecessary effusion of blood". Your closest parallel here is 18th century Europe, and the doctrine of practicable breach; i.e., you're supposed to surrender when it becomes impossible for you to hold your position, in exchange for which the attacker is supposed to guarantee you honorable treatment and offer reasonable terms. If you don't , it is presumed that you are doing so not to affect the eventual outcome, but merely to inflict as many casualties on the attacker as possible; as such, the attacker is justified in giving no quarter and sacking the place.
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Thus, in the case when you don't surrender the planet, the Accords hold that you can clear your way by bombarding any legitimate military target, which includes civilian facilities of military utility (some of which aren't there immediately, but enter into that category if the siege persists). You, as the attacker, are enjoined to take reasonable precautions to prevent collateral damage, but unless you're deliberately going for massive overkill, this is usually not a problem. About all you're not allowed to do is direct attacks against civil or economic infrastructure, or terror strikes against civilian population centers - although you can make all the demonstration strikes in unpopulated areas you like if you feel like making the point that that could have been a city if you'd really wanted it to be.
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Of course, that's what the conventions of civilized warfare say. The Ley Accords are a reciprocal treaty and don't bind non-signatories, although the Empire, et. al., do grant non-signatories the courtesy of assuming they're playing by civilized rules up until they demonstrate that they don't.
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At that point, all bets are off.
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 2:32 PM
What kinds of weapons are typically used in OTS?
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Most commonly, plain old k-rods, with a side-dish of xasers and grasers.
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Nicely scalable and targetable.
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 2:35 PM
I suppose vacuum frequencies can be viable if your platform is overpowered enough.
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On the one hand, it's usually not their primary design function. On the other hand, the giant vertical plasma explosion that they create on their way through the atmosphere has advantages of its own. Even down to the purely psychological one of looking like a pissed-off god just stubbed the target out with his giant glowing finger.
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Now, if you're going out to straightforwardly murder a planet, you use the "double ripple" of hellflowers and stoneburners.
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The former, in the first wave, are antimatter missiles which detonate in the stratosphere, causing EMPs to cripple mechanical surface and low-orbit defenses. The latter have heavy antimatter shaped-charged warheards which lithobrake, burrow, and detonate deep to dig out hardened bunkers and form massive craters.
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There is generally no need for a third wave.
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 2:41 PM
Does the name "hellflower" have any relation to CALYX HOLLOW?
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No - the name comes from the really quite beautiful, multi-petalled aurorae they create when their detonation interacts with the planetary atmosphere/magnetosphere.
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Y'know, if anyone within visual range still had eyes and wasn't too busy dying from prompt radiation poisoning and/or being on fire at the time. But in simulations, they're spectacular.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/10/2019 2:44 PM
I had the vague impression there were few ways to make grasers irl
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 2:44 PM
ah, just thought maybe there was some flower-related thing happening, since calyx is a flower part
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Assuming you want to take over the planet, but the population centers are defended.
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 2:45 PM
Pumping grasers is typically a pain, but nukes can manage the output gamma radiation you need.
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(The reason CALYX HOLLOW is a banned Class I weapon is because it can do in one shot what a double ripple does with a shitload of missiles.)
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And then there's FELs.
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FELs can generate just about any frequency you want (given the right wiggler). Efficiency isn't too good compared with fiber stacks, but hella-flexable
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@Tassadar Like I said in the bit up about about the Ley Accords, if you don't surrender the planet when you captured the orbitals, they can clear their way with ortillery. K-rods and [x|gr]asers, and the collateral damage you suffer is what you bought by inviting that kind of battle.
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This ultimately minimizes total death inflicted, y’see.
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what are the thresholds used for their Class <foo> weapons?
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(unless this was already written and I've forgotten the post)
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(There’s also a specific note that this does apply to the use of “sophont shields”, because conceding anything to people who do that sort of thing leads to worse in the long run. About all trying it will achieve is to get you a free war crimes trial after they kick your ass.)
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if they are so generous as to leave something sufficiently alive to drag in front of a court
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Those four classes come from chapter I of the Ley Accords - which is to say, things that you cannot use at all, ever.
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(Unless the situation is serious enough to abrogate all weapons limitation treaties and pursue unrestricted warfare, which no.)
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What about the poor people tasked with defending the civilians? Assuming sterilizing the planet is right off the table.
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Weapon of Mass Destruction: Per the Ley Accords (i.e., the Laws and Customs of War), in descending order of aargh, you’ve got star-killing weapons (nova bombs, including specifically star-tar…
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Which people, sorry, in which scenario?
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So, then, why does the empire even have ground forces?
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The army tasked with defending the local population.
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(Wait five, rebooting.)
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AKA when is ortillery not the best option?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:12 PM
When you want to get something out intact, or other scenarios where destruction of the target isn’t the first priority. Plus, they can actually hold territory, and get at targets hiding behind sophont shields
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Oh, I thought they had a apathy=aiding philosophy i.e. anyone not attacking the enemy is aiding them by not resisting?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:15 PM
True, but sometimes you don’t know they’re there (e.g. slavers successfully masquerading as a legitimate trading company)
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(still helping them by not attacking them?) /sarcasm
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 3:18 PM
Ground operations are better for subtlety, and we know the Empire values subtlety.
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isn't that what the Intelligence Service is for?
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Those "top secret" missions?
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Depends on the mission. If you want to quietly arrange for their General Ripper to die in a tragic accident with a bagel and a floor waxer, you call in First Directorate. If you want the Galians' shiny new biological weapons facility to turn to a heap of rubble overnight and dare them to make something of it, that's a Legion job. (edited)
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What is their equivalent of Army Rangers? (besides the Watch Constabulary)? (edited)
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But, yeah, ortillery isn't the best option, as @MarcusAurelius says, for any situation in which you need the target in one piece, or have to occupy territory, etc., etc. And the sophont shields policy is there for the same reason as the shoot the hostage policy, and the do not negotiate with terrorists policy, and the never paying Danegeld policy. Basically, the more you show that people can manipulate you through such means, the more people will try it.
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I was assuming they had sufficient finesse to actually do that with artillery.
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Shoot one person, and just one person, in the middle of a mob.
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(Even in indirect ways, like our sudden paroxysm of MOAR SECURITY every time a terrorist does anything, succeed or fail. Your payoff for a plot against the US is that we make our own lives much more unpleasant for you . The Empire knows this game, and that the only winning move is not to play.)
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They have assassins for that. But that's not a particularly difficult scenario.
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Try this one: there is a scientist who has developed the McGuffinite Widget. His widget, along with he himself, have been kidnapped by Eviltania's security services, and is being held in a secure area somewhere (details elusive) in a bunker beneath Eviltania's largest military base, under heavy guard. Digital copies of all his records have been made, and in addition to local copies, may have been distributed to researchers in unknown locations across the Eviltanian data network. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: locate and extract the scientist and the McGuffinite Widget; eliminate the originals of his records; destroy all digital copies of said records that are accessible and plant worms to eliminate currently inaccessible duplicates; optionally, eliminate as much offworld war materiel located at that base as possible to encourage the Eviltanians not to fuck with Imperial interests in future. Do not ignite an interstellar war with Eviltania.
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'do not ignite interstellar war' so, First Directorate?
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I can't think of anything that neither the fleet, the First Directorate, nor both can do that a surface army can do.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:42 PM
You likely overestimate how much actually fighting capability the spies have
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Also, can't nanoweapons be tailored to kill everyone except a given individual?
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Probably, with some difficulty.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:42 PM
If they’re worth the empire’s time, they have anti-nani protocols especially in their biggest base
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And significant speed penalties, and if you possess all the necessary information, and if they don't have decent antinanitcs.
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So just make it look like everyone except the target died of dysentery?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:43 PM
And legions are good when you need something done fast
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What you are looking at in this sort of scenario is what in our history is usually called the commando raid.
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Doesn't the Empire have nanoweapons that nobody else has the means to counter? I was under the impression that the Empire had total military supremacy except in numbers.
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And this is something that the Legions are really, really good at. It's their specialty.
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Doesn't the First Directorate have Commandoes?
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No more than MI6 or the CIA does. It's a different specialization.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:46 PM
It's more like calling in the SEALs/Rangers/Force Recon
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Ah... So use SEALs (the Eldraeic Equivalent). But would you need enough commandoes to comprise a military branch?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:47 PM
Yes, when commando raids for them get on the multi-legion level, and they need them available on short notice across hundreds of systems
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Multi-legion commando raids?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:47 PM
plus Garrison forces, scouts, etc
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And, well, it's not their only specialty, even if it is a very big one. Most obviously, someone has to defend against someone else doing such a raid to you .
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:49 PM
It's not unprecedented. Operation Chariot was over 500 people, and that's on the scale of Earth, not the Associated Worlds
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and they can do stuff like the MACVSOG, where they're operating in small numbers across a wide area, and advising and assisting local forces
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Couldn't the garrison be automated?
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And wouldn't the locals not be part of the military?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:51 PM
Not if you want it mobile and flexible
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and by locals I meant not-Imperial allies
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So, Why call it the army and not Spec Ops?
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And it's not like there's no role for conventional military operations. For one thing, polity is not identical to planet, and, for example, in the incident in which the Things Not Allowed To Do In The Imperial Military Service list was generated, they were engaging in ground warfare on their allies' planet by invitation.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:52 PM
and they also serve as the host for all the Espatiers used by the navy
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Because while they do a lot of Spec Ops type deployments, that is not all they do
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Not to mention, which you seem to be overlooking, all the habitats, plus colonies and outposts that don't have the full capabilities of a long-inhabited world/system.
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And the espatiers, yes.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:52 PM
they are the over-arching branch in charge of all ground troops
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So, how does the Army fight on worlds where everything the army can blow up ortillerary can blow up better?
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ortillery
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Because blowing things up is not the end . It's the means .
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Ortillery can slag a planet. It can clear the way for your troops to get to the planet. But can it rule a planet? Nope.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:54 PM
War is not about destruction, it's about achieving political goals through force
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Rule by blowing up any rebels?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:55 PM
^gets the local populace immensely pissed off
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There are a very limited number of things you can do by delivering ultimata of the form "Do what we say or be destroyed from orbit." For a start, from orbit, it's kind of hard to figure out if they're doing what you told 'em to do.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:55 PM
as opposed to patrolling legionnaires who distribute candy, help build wells, etc
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and of course, the fact that for most sophonts seeing an armored heavy infantry legionnaire in your face makes the whole thing a lot more real
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I thought they could see what people are doing from orbit?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:56 PM
they can't see through walls
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or in the case of peer powers, a few kilometers of crust
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And for that matter, where there's local resistance to your occupation, you could nuke it from orbit; or you could even burn down the town, or round people up and shoot them. But that's a good way to make enemies; round up all the rebels and shoot 'em, and at the end of the day, you've twice as many rebels.
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So they do have military peers. I was thinking fighting against rebels.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:58 PM
Yeah, we had this talk a few days ago, I was under the same mistaken impression
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So, subtlety . A good legionary occupying force would prefer to quietly arrest members of the resistance, ask a few questions in a civilized manner (by which I don't mean interrogation), then let them go on parole with, quite possibly, a geas to enforce it.
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Who are their military peers? On a related note, do they have any viable ontoweaponry? I was under the impression that they did.
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Are we not merciful? And more importantly, are we not not providing vast amounts of fodder for an ongoing cycle of vengeful atrocities?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 3:59 PM
by "ask politely", I assume something along the lines of a reasonably comfortable chair, an offer of a mug of tea or the local equivalent, and a distinct lack of cuffs?
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If possible, yes. Cuffs may be necessary if there's a whole lot of non-cooperation going on, but mostly they just try to make that all terribly embarrassing. We're all gentlesophs here, after all.
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"No, Mr Bond, I Expect You To Dine," and all that.
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If they indeed have fielded viable ontoweaponry, the concept of 'peer' becomes... difficult.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:03 PM
actually yeah, good question. Do any of the non-Imperial powers have ontoweapons?
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Not AFAIK, only AFAIK the Empire.
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The Photonic Network probably does, and so do a number of the elder races.
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For varying values of that category.
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The Echelons could well have the caedometric bomb. That one's relatively simple.
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Does the Empire or any other polity actually use said ontoweapons outside Ragnarok?
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what is the Caedometric bomb?
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It's not the sort of thing that's likely to show up outside very unusual circumstances, being on the Class I Prohibited System-Killers list.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:06 PM
One does not simply begin a strategic exchange
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Not without a very good reason
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Are ontoweapons an 'I win' button?
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Think of the caedometric bomb as the somewhat miniaturized and controllable implementation of the pp-wave of death.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:07 PM
dropping ontoweapons is very much a "we are willing to risk tearing apart spacetime to win, you might as well go all out" maneuver, that could very well end in some very nasty retaliatory strieks
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There are no I-win buttons. There may be, however, everyone-loses buttons.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:07 PM
and IIRC, during the "present" of the verse and for a good while after, none of the onto weapons are powerful enough to be war-winners on their own
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So they aren't tactical-scale weapons. Or strategic-scale weapons. Good to know.
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What it boils down to is that when you move up the weapon scale, even "winning" becomes defined as "having the opportunity to rule over ever-increasingly large volumes of poisoned wreckage inhabited only by what might once have been recognizable as corpses".
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And I guess they can't snap their fingers and unexist their enemies?
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Not without the enemy sending a covert ops attack (edited)
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To indulge in a cliche, building ever-bigger weapons is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:11 PM
The Empire is more like the British Empire during the mid-1800s in terms of power over its peers than the modern US, AFAIK (edited)
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As in, it could probably win a war against any one power and have a good chance against any two, but it wouldn't be easy and they'd suffer losses
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While the modern US, would... what?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:17 PM
has no conventional warfighting peers and is held in check by strategic nuclear arsenals
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And it is, to reinforce a point, very uninterested in acquiring a lot of power over its peers. Its interests in international power are mostly in the continuation of Comfort and Safety for Citizen-Shareholders, Sufficient Peace for All, Free Trade, and Large Lunches With Decent Wine for the Ministry of State and Outlands.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 4:19 PM
mhm. It's just than many readers, having heard alot about Eldraic awesomeness and how easily they won the core war, overestimate how dominant the Empire is within the Worlds
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[Empire's dominance within the Worlds] Which, in fairness to them, is true -- it's just not based on, or even primarily on, military power. (edited)
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(Of course, I suppose in some ways you could say the same about the British Empire, given the advantages of economic dominance and cultural hegemony. They just didn't have the other compelling advantage of having the owners of most of the interstellar transportation and communication infrastructures, and the rest of the Big 26, domiciled there.
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It certainly doesn't hurt to have Experia, Telememe, and All Good Things out there ladling out heaping helpings of Imperial cultural values with every transaction.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:20 PM
The Eldare army seems closer to the aussie army than the US army: smaller elite forces who prefer to cheat, cheat, and have you tried cheating? Although with far less tendency to get dragged into everyone else's mess
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All I know about the Aussie army is that the Brits put you guys at the front in the World Wars.
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:32 PM
ANZAC's did a solid job in both world wars, and nowadays are a competent version of what the minor European states are trying to do: Small, but well equipped and trained, and very capable of working alongside the big boys
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:32 PM
it's because we keep doing illogical things like "win a horse charge against entrenched machine guns" or "beat the viet cong at jungle warfare" or "outflank the turks while they're distracted freaking out at all the kiwis doing the haka at them and we're both mutually surprised that one worked so well"
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:33 PM
yeah, the Tunnel Rats are awesome, and their book is worth reading
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:34 PM
((...and okay, now I am having mental images of a bunch of Imperial Legionaries in brightly coloured armour and thumping disco music doing some dramatic parkour dance number just out of range of the enemy, and while the enemy is trying to work out wtf is going on and feeling vaguely intimidated the rest of the Legion is quietly sneaking up behind them))
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/10/2019 7:35 PM
australia has 60 million people right
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i always thought it had much less
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Star-Lord intensifies
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:35 PM
err, Australia has about 25mil
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"Australia Population (LIVE) 25017935"
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:36 PM
yeah, Australia population wise is tiny
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/10/2019 7:36 PM
@Morgrim Moon confused it with uk then
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:37 PM
fair enough
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/10/2019 7:38 PM
25 million is larger than most us states tho
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:38 PM
I don't think australia would do well in all out war because we lack the raw numbers. But we punch above our weight mostly because of focusing on what you can pull off with small forces, which is mostly technology, training and cheating. Mostly the latter two, our tech is solid but behind the US
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Yes but Australia is about the size of mainland US
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:39 PM
and being good at integrating around the US, letting our forces do the bulk of the work and the Aussies filling in niche capabilities
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:39 PM
(Also Australia's defensive strategy in case of invasion is pretty much the same as Russia: defend key areas, let the environment, guerrilla warfare and seriously pissed off locals defend the rest)
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(And also being strategically useful enough that our allies WILL come help, which traditionally our allies are reluctant to do)
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:42 PM
To elaborate my earlier point, they have very good light infantry for special forces work, good engineers, diesel subs for littoral work, and very good desert training
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:43 PM
and fairly solid jungle training, but that's less useful in current geopolitics
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:43 PM
It'll be very useful in their most likely use case, where China goes full aggro and attacks SEA or Taiwan
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0111narwhalz 04/10/2019 7:47 PM
"defend the key areas, let the emus do the rest"
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Australia's the size of the mainland US, but it's got a bit more desert, doesn't it?
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:48 PM
Or mostly "congratulations, you have landed in a desert. The nearest place with any infrastructure is 600 miles down that dirt road. have fun" (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:48 PM
in WW2 it was 'let the crocodiles do the rest' >.> As in that won two engagements
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:49 PM
There's also the helpful bit that pretty much the entire north half of the country is sparsely populated and strategically non-vital (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/10/2019 7:50 PM
yes, the Brisbane line defence. Source of the pissed off locals for the guerilla warfare bit >.>
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MarcusAurelius 04/10/2019 7:50 PM
and it's not like they need to do much. Just take out a few trucks in the back here and there
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What polities besides the Empire would be considered major military powers? I know the Vonnies are one, and there's another that I don't remember the name of, but are there any others?
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Morgrim Moon 04/11/2019 10:14 AM
It’s question-answering time again: Would you mind if I request a list of “great powers” and their overall internal/external policies? I am very curious about major powers other than the Empi…
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👆 And bear in mind that the Worlds are a large place - 10,000 systems worth of large. (Which, it bears mentioning, makes the Empire galactographically smaller with reference to the whole than, say, the US is geographically to Earth.) There are a lot of local powers.
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@everyone who's interested (which is definitely @everyone on this server): SpaceIL's Beresheet lander will attempt a lunar touchdown at ~19:00 UTC today
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---That's already now.
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No...
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19:00 UTC is 7:00 PM UTC, which is 3:00 PM EDT
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Urgh, number turner, whooo-oops.
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It's 18:23 UTC as of the time I sent this message (edited)
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In ~2.5hrs.
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No, in about 30 minutes
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oh, looking at wrong thing.
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I think this was meant for #random ?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/11/2019 2:51 PM
So it landed right
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0111narwhalz 04/11/2019 2:51 PM
It landed wrong.
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So, so wrong.
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Sadly, no. In the middle of descent, the engine malfunctioned.
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There was always a risk of that happening, given what they were putting that main engine through to get there.
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It's okay, though. They're gonna try again, I'm sure. It's a learning experience, not a failure.
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We're all glad that they got this far.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/11/2019 2:55 PM
So crash?
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Boom
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0111narwhalz 04/11/2019 2:56 PM
Probably more of a thud than a boom.
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In space, no one can hear you explode.
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0111narwhalz 04/11/2019 3:00 PM
ooh
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Do we still have seismic sensors on the surface?
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From the politics discussion that you may not be reading, but of 'verse interest: Side note: "legitimacy" comes out of the translator into Eldraeic as "induced delusion of special ethical status". This is why most other polities discourage the import of Imperial political science textbooks.
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An Imperial political science textbook is a single page and contains a single sentence: Don't even think about it.
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Well, technically, "political science" comes out of the translator as "Exosophontology of Mass Coercion". 😎
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“While the Imperial University of Calmiríë does have an academically excellent and thorough program in political science (or, as its introductory course is listed in the 7930 catalog, EX0487:…
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 11:55 AM
Structural Metallic Oxygen Do not remove from cryogenic environment. Not for use in reducing atmospheres or vacuum. Defended Privacy Boundary Do not transgress with active sensoria. Please check bi…
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Don't think so.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 12:01 PM
huh, I must be confusing it with something. Nevermind me then
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Why do you need a dedicated officer for ship sensors?
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short answer: because most sensors are pretty complex and non-intuitive to interpret.
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reference radar operators as a good example, you get blips and shapes, but have to tell what they mean and configure the settings to ignore/show various size categories based on what you want to know about
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Do the Eldrae have any Ogre class tanks? (edited)
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define 'ogre'
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 2:01 PM
Bolo essentially
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An Ogre is a sentient AI platform that has nuclear death cannons
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 2:01 PM
Super heavy tanks. Almost certainly no
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That would be their normal tanks, or rather their escort drones
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(main tanks have squishies in them)
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Being a clangie isn't going to do much if you get hit by a shell
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 2:02 PM
Yeah no shit
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What’s your point?
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A clangy being a hard shelled sophont (edited)
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@Unknown from a week or so ago in #announcements https://eldraeverse.com/2019/04/04/heavy-cavalry-redux/ (edited)
“Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!”no-one with a tank, ever This is a recreation/reformulation/retcon of the original description of the Empire’s heavy cavalry le…
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Yes, I have read that. Very interesting read
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 2:06 PM
Note how they’re called cavalry
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These are the heaviest units in the legions, and they emphasize speed. Do you really think they’d have mountain of steel continental siege units?
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Too big, too slow, too hittable
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 2:13 PM
...yes, I do believe I implied that. Is that enough of an answer until/unless the author himself intervenes?
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Yes
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seige is the job of the navy
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How does the Empire maintain tax income?
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Politely asking citizens to pay some of their income to it.
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Also, if I remember correctly, taxing externalities.
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I guess most comply
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MarcusAurelius 04/12/2019 3:07 PM
Yes...? Being a citizen is voluntary, if you don't like their (low) tax rate, you can leave
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and since it's a citizen-share, by leaving you are selling off an asset and get compensated at market rate for it
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Y'know, this would probably end up serving the rich more, as they would just go 'hey, I don't need public services, I'm not going to pay tax' but still trade (probably illicitly) with the rest of the Empire. Eventually, as so much of the wealthy don't pay tax, people would become disillusioned with the whole centralized public service thing and start succeeding left right and center.
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Soo yeah
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Tax kinda needs to be enforced
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But they're nice people, hopefully, and also someone would probably notice. (edited)
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But, then again, when half of your empire has informaly ceceeded (bleh can't spell) from you, it might be hard to respond.
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What are the taxes paid in, Anyway?
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Keep in mind the Empire is a corporation, you pay to use its services.
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Yeah, but Surely more localised corporations would do a better job. Economies of scale work, but not really over ridiculously vast distances and times.
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I think
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Global Currency: Played straight, twice, and arguably more often. The first of them is the Empire’s esteyn, acceptable everywhere in it and existing in the interests of internal free trade.  …
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Bleh
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Good point
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So it's done in money?
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Weird
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Actually
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure any attempt to replace government with private corporations would result in effective feudalism, if done by humans at least.
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Not weird
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Of course, corporations can have subsidiaries and regional divisions.
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Ah
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The elves are better at centralisation than us
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Makes sense
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Can someone point me to something FTL related?
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First off, it's not a tax. It's a fee. The difference is that the first is due on the basis of "we're the government, you're our subject, therefore pay us what we tell you". The second is due on the basis of "we have a contract for services rendered, therefore pay us what you agreed to in the contract". It's amazing what that difference alone does in terms of voluntary compliance.
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Second, @Unknown , you're applying human psychology to nonhuman minds. Don't do that. It leads one into error.
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... That was already clear.
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The elves lack our primate pack hierarchy instincts or somesuch
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But yeah, sure, space elves are weird
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look upon my ineloquence, ye literate, and dispair
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So, how do the elves de la space manage it?
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And/or how does their psychology work. Either is fine.
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(And, yes, while the collection is done on the extremely casual basis of "hey, it's ESF day, plz send check for the correct amount" without feeling the need to get all up in everyone's private affairs, the Imperial Revenue will notice if said amount is extremely discrepant with apparent income. They just don't feel the need to make everyone jump through privacy-invading hoops on the grounds that everyone must surely be a defaulter until proven otherwise. That's not how gentlemen do business.)
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And while they are usually paid in esteyn, they also accept goods and services.
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Soo they are a bit lax, and are getting screwed over by some far-flung oligarch handling his tax evasion through quadrillions of citizen's accounts who all very slightly underpay.
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Work off your debt to the Empire! Enroll in the imperial army today!
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Ahh, good old American imperialism and slavery.
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snort Hardly. But if you happen to be a manufacturer of widgets, and the Imperial Service has use for 100,000 widgets, they will happily accept widgets in lieu of equivalent cash.
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Good luck transporting said widgets over an entire fucking galaxy. Although, I can't claim to know how a post-scarcity economy would work.
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Anyway, tax evasion seems awfully easy with such a big Empire.
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Gee, you'd think no-one ever heard of decentralization.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:05 PM
The Worlds are hardly a galaxy.
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They are big, okay.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:06 PM
One bit of one spiral arm, as I recall.
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@Overmind so you admit that it is feudal?
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That's not the same thing...
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Feudal would be if the regional governors were hereditary landowners
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You just have the *same problem over again.
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Ungovernable Galaxy: A reflection of the truth, long before you get to the size of an entire galaxy, at least when you’re talking about centralizing-hierarchist structures. As they scale up, …
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I meant 'decentralized with no common constitution like thing'.
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Well, I agree with that trope.
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It has one, though.
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Now for your quick primer in psychological differences, go here: https://eldraeverse.com/2011/12/01/not-quite-a-trope-a-day-blue-and-orange-morality/
I’m posting this one out of order, mostly because I’m finding more and more coming up in the list that reference it – the psychological differences between the eldrae, and indeed the Imperial…
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Or does it? That is my point.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:09 PM
for common constitution-like thing, see the Charter (edited)
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Note specifically the section concerning mélith , and pacta sunt servanda .
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Because with such a large Empire with so much decentralization, what is the point of tying all the little [governance zones] together?
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@Unknown You do know that states in the USA and other federations have their own constitutions, legislatures, and everything, right?
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Yes
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but
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But what? You haven't made any sense so far
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State revolts are... Manageable. Citation: 1864.
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While billions of sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-state revolts might not be.
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Unless you have decentralized military.
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Nobody is going to be stupid and randomly revolt.
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In which case... Good luck holding that thing together.
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So, to sum up, it might well be easier to get away with tax evasion, but somehow it is attempted an awful lot less. There are three possible explanations for this, from which you can take whatever mixture pleases you: 1. Some species and cultures take the notion of their obligations seriously; or 2. People have less incentive to cheat when the burden is low and the rewards are more obvious and less admixed with bullshit; or 3. In the grand scheme of things, humans go back on their promises a lot because we're just natural treacherous shitweasels.
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They did.
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I don't think the Empire is interested in forcing member states that don't want to be in it to remain.
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While there are not formal provisions for it, and there would be certain technical difficulties in doing it, the unofficial Imperial position on secession is "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."
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My guess is that it shouldn't be as big as it is then... Wait... How big exactly (or inexactly) is it?
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It's 300 systems out of the 10,000 Associated Worlds
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Wow
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Citizen-shareholdership - or constituent nationhood - is a privilege, not a right. If you do not feel appropriately privileged, not only can you bugger off, but you should, and lots of people will line up to hold your coat for you.
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Smaller than I realised.
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Yeah seems reasonable tbh
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They punch above their weight class via technology and economy.
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Seems governable
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Also, the corporation that runs the gate network for the Worlds is based in the Empire.
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Assuming each system has it's own... police nukesforce.
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Not that they don't have ambitions of galactic empire, but as the saying goes, what is won by the sword is only kept as long as the sword stays sharp -- and that's a terrible basis for an Empire.
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If you want one that lasts, you have to conduct yourself such that people are banging on the metaphorical doors pleading to be let in .
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I mean, democracy isn't the answer to that. Half of people want out, half want in. Quite literally.
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I expect that a centralized constitution would be unpopular.
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Y'know, (political) extremism. (edited)
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wut.
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Some people would want to bugger off and be anarcho-primitivists, while some would want to hold their capitalist revolutions. You get the picturem
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Well, you don't automatically get Imperial Citizen-Shareholdership by virtue of simply being born in Imperial territories. If you don't want to buy a share and pass a polygraph test affirming your willingness to uphold the charter you can live somewhere else
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The idea is that if you don't like the constitution you can go somewhere else and not be a citizen.
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alethiometer
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So there are many other 'Empires' in the Associated worlds?
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Yeah. They don't do implicit "social contracts"; they do explicit contracts which lay out exactly what you're getting and what's expected from you in return. Nice and clear.
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And this one's constitution just happened to make the most money?
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Sounds unlikely.
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It turns out that the laws of economics provide guidance as useful to that end as the laws of physics do to, say, making charge.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:24 PM
wouldn't be the Eldraeverse if the eldrae weren't a major part of it
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You better not specify those laws in case they come back to bite you @Overmind!
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:25 PM
narratively speaking it wasn't unlikely but inevitable
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It’s question-answering time again: Would you mind if I request a list of “great powers” and their overall internal/external policies? I am very curious about major powers other than the Empi…
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Pfft, rationalism/
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any who
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I get it slightly more now
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I think
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The Empire of the Star has the advantage of developing the AI gods that led to the invention of stargates.
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Eh. Everyone knows how this works, it's just that some folks are in deep denial about it. (HAIL TO THE NORDICS.)
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That is an advantage. Surely, though, with no copyright, someone has stolen them?
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with no copyright [citation needed]
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Because there is no constitution or central justice system?
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:28 PM
I think they actively try to get certain people to "steal" this particular memeplex.
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...wut?
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So people can just make their own?
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With enough money, of course.
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You mean the stargates or empires?
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Or AI gods?
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Oh! I was talking about the associated worlds in general. There is no centralization regarding justice in that. Or copyright enforcement. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:29 PM
"hey you guys we want to be an empire just like you" oh cool why don't you join us "nah we don't want to be you" uh okay that's cool man
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That would be the Accord of Galactic Polities, or more accurately, the various Accords whose signatories make up the Accord of Galactic Polities.
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One of them is the Accord on Intellectual Properties.
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And how is that enforced?
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Found this silly thing while looking for an explanation of the Associated Worlds https://eldraeverse.com/2016/08/24/37-things-you-probably-shouldnt-do-but-are-allowed-to-in-the-associated-worlds/
(by – sort of -request; very dubiously deuterocanonical in parts) It is polite to offer immortagens to your new offworld friends. It is not polite to spike their coffee, beer, or punch bowl w…
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Law. Courts.
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Against non-signatories, worms and occasional k-rods.
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Explains. Little.
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So there is a kind-of centralised justice system in the Worlds?
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Explain how they get that to work.
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Y'know, like the Berne Convention. All the signatories agree to enforce these rules, and then go home, and make domestic law accordingly, and then have their own courts enforce it.
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I think it works somewhat like the UN
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Look how well the UN works.
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Or, even better, league of nations.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:34 PM
does the UN actually not work or is that just something people say to look cool
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I'm sure someone has just created an off-brand 'Empire of the Sun' or something, complete with AI gods and FTL.
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There isn't a central justice system except for the mediation of very high-level international law, but the Accords - i.e., international treaties - are enforced with variable effectiveness by all their signatories, using their own instrumentalities. (edited)
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I have no idea
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:34 PM
because I've taken like one political science class and I don't really read the news so I can't really form an informed opinion on the subject
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All I know is that you can get yellow spider-man figures in China really cheaply.
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So you can probably get lime flavoured AI gods in some empire somewhere.
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Other than that of the sun.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:36 PM
gotta be honest, if I could pick just one thing to know that wouldn't be it
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but you do you
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Thanks
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:36 PM
the UN's failures are widely trumpeted and it's successes widely ignored, but it's done a LOT of good health-wise in particular and stopped a lot of wars by giving face saving options for parties to negociate without combat
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Mhmm, I agree
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:36 PM
So overall I'd say it's a success
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Yes
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but China
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:37 PM
Could it be better? Sure. But it's doing a good job with what it has, and pointedly is very keen on "let's go find evidence" which pisses off a lot of nations
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The chief problem with theogenesis isn't anything to do with copyright; the necessary seed algorithms aren't under copyright (or patent, more to the point) and haven't been for a very long time. The problem is more that unless you happen to get all the parameters extremely right first time out, you get a blight that eats you and probably a very large portion of your civilization before anyone gets it contained. This tends to discourage people from pushing the Let There Be Light Switch.
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Still China and lack of caring for copyright and intellectual property
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I have a suspicion that the US created the UN thinking it would be a means for them to rule the world and have been slowly coming to the realization that the other countries aren't lining up to kiss its ass.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:38 PM
Bluntly "China doesn't care for copyright" is kind of a minor footnote compared to "multiple nations trying to GENOCIDE each other"
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Ooh. So it's like working to reverse-engineer nukes. cough DRK cough
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You call those buckets of bolts with radioactive parts nukes?
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:40 PM
I'm not sure copyright is even within the UN's remit. I mean, they'll arbitrate if it comes to international courts, but they're not going to invade China to shut down an infringing factory, they'll say "...well slap a trade sanction on anything breaching copyright and get your allies to do so too until it becomes uneconomical?"
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Most of their test rockets have exploded on the pad.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:40 PM
you want to not call buckets of bolts with radioactive parts nuke-level concerns?
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@Morgrim Moon but we were discussing the Empire's seeming monopoly on gates?
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:41 PM
I thought you were discussing China
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:41 PM
Seems like a risky proposition, that.
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Nah, that
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Yeah, except if you screw up your nuclear engineering, you kill your engineers and get a patch of land that might be usable again in 10,000 years. If you screw up your god-building, you kill everyone and get a blob of star systems that might be worth checking out REALLY CAREFULLY in a aeon or two.
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It was just a very big tangent
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@Overmind ooh. So like nuke level 10,000
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:42 PM
like Trinity level, except reverse the probabilities
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Surely everyone hates the Empire for even trying?
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 8:42 PM
"so there's a 99% chance we've gotten this wrong and we're about to glass the world"
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Anyway, gate-building isn't an Imperial - or rather, a Ring Dynamics - monopoly, nor does it require AI gods; it was invented by one genius who hard-wired their brain to a shit-ton of quantum computers. And it's also out of patent.
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@0111narwhalz "better keep on trying, amirite? Guys? Guys?" AI: "They're all dead, Dave."
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Oh, nice
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How does the Empire retain it's status then?
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Economies of scale and being the first contact of most species in the Worlds.
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What gives Ring Dynamics a near-monopoly on stargates is that the cost of building the initial infrastructure you need to get going is absurdly huge. This works for them, because they have a lot of transit fees to amortize it over and expansion plans running through the next million years or so. While some minor polities have gone for building their own, they sucked a crapton of money out of their domestic economy to do so without any such useful business plan to recoup the costs. Most of them took one look at the prospect and decided that, hey, leasing them from these guys is much, much cheaper, and they have a very solid reputation for square dealing. (edited)
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See perivous comment about economies of scale
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So, in summary, it is so big it has a monopoly on being big and interesting™
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?
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Network effects are a thing.
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Well, the Vonnies had their own stargate production, until the Precursor artifact they were relying on broke.
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The Photonic Network has the tech, but uses it to build static wormholes for computational origami purposes, not stargates.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 8:50 PM
admittedly manufacturing process that starts with "generate a suitably sized black hole" is going to be pricy
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As another note on the psychological differences, though, they'd look at the question "How does the Empire retain its status then?" and be all "Wait, why would we even want to do that?"
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Absolute awesomeness is important; relative awesomeness isn't even a thing.
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Actually, on the tax thing (and other related issues, like security and such), another really relevant thing is expectation tragedies. We build systems with the assumption that people are lazy, incompetent, untrustworthy cheats, and are somehow surprised when they live down to our expectations.
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Vicious cycle.
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This market news podcast I listen to mentioned that in regards to an insurance company today
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2019 9:06 PM
I mean, people don't think "gee, how can I not pay my Netflix bill", they think "hm, is this still providing me with value? Yes, then I will pay"
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and if you don't you get automatic alerts telling you to pay and Netflix tends to assume at first that it is a bookwork error, that you've changed accounts and forgotten to update your autopayments for this, let us help you fix it. I imagine the Empire is the same: if you haven't paid your tax/service fee, you'll get stuff not working properly and alerts and the general assumption that this is a minor unintentional error you will hastily fix once alerted to
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because "I was in the warwilds and Things Happened and have been restored from backup, what date is it? Shit I missed by payment date D:" is entirely plausible and doesn't deserve to be treated like a criminal when being gentlesophs can resolve it.
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The other side of this, too, is that we go relatively easy on this sort of behavior when it happens because of the unspoken assumption that everyone does it to some extent. The flip side of their culture of gentlesophs who do business on a word and a handshake is that people who aren’t honest and upstanding in their dealings will very literally never do business in this town again.
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 9:18 PM
One should remember that this is a culture in which "defaulter" is among the most vile personal insults.
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That tells one quite a lot about how differently they regard their obligations.
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Nobody wants to be a defaulter, so mostly people don't want to take advantage of the relatively lax policies.
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Suggesting it would be like "but it'd be so easy to be an asshat"
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There is an interesting point to be mentioned: Here, where "defaulter" is not an insult and people are quite often slimeweasels people still make donations to those who make good content. Don't treat your customers like shit and provide them something they value and they will feel a certain obligation to return at least some value back.
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(the "don't treat your customers like shit" covers part of why this doesn't apply to the likes of Hollywood or EA)
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2019 9:31 PM
It may be that the opportunity for a smug sense of superiority is preferable to being slightly richer, as well.
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They seem to enjoy taking the ethical high ground quite a bit.
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pretty sure that cheating would register in their minds as "vastly poorer"
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And, on the flip side, the Three Departments of Impropriety are very good when it’s time to go after someone shady. They just don’t insist people prove their innocence preemptively - you actually have to do something to make them think you’re guilty first .
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I suppose one could also draw an analogy to the tests / homework in the average school: give children/yound adults something so worthless that you are basically daring them to cheat.
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How does the Empire handle gun control? Do they have something similar to the ATF?
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I think the way it works is that you can have any weapon at all (EDIT: except really bad WMDs) as long as you're considered sane, but you're not allowed to use it on people unless they've broken the law. (edited)
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Believe me, there are a sizable amount of insane people in any given society
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Morgrim Moon 04/13/2019 9:47 AM
they have a test for that and readily available fixes and the ability to bring you back from the dead in the event of fucking up
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 9:47 AM
Yes, we've noticed. The general idea seems to be as long as your considered competent to be counted as an adult, you can own firearms and are even culturally expected to do so, with the only limits I can see being the WMDs covered by the accords. and yeah, insanity and such for them is more of a temporary issue
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And they would no doubt collapse in howling laughter at the idea that the way to protect against the insane is to turn everything into the softest targets that could be managed (edited)
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It also helps that eldrae can kill with their minds.
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It does rather set a baseline under things, doesn't it? Anyway, your guideline here should be that they are extremely unfond of anything that smacks of prior restraint. That's punishing - by restricting - the innocent for the crimes of the guilty, which is the exact opposite of justice. Tyranny, in point of fact.
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So, as a general rule, you can own any damn thing you want, if your tort insurer will cover it. Owning never caused anyone any trouble, and inanimate objects are amoral. (edited)
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this has been mentioned before, it seems to be implied that you cannot own something without insurance for it (edited)
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Less that, and more that you have to cover the externality risk of "unusually risky activities".
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A gun collection (unless, y'know, it's designed and equipped to fire antimatter grenades full-auto), IFV in the garage, or the desire to go joyriding in your own personal gunship isn't going to blip the radar for a nominally sane individual.
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 10:46 AM
and well, guns are rather more expensive should something go wrong, and you'd want that sort of thing to be covered not out of your own pocket. Plus it does seem to be a cultural standard to insure the things you own
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If you want to keep a strategic nucleonic weapon in your foyer, on the other hand, that you'll need coverage for.
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gives a new meaning to the term "murder hole"
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(Talking here specifically about extra tort insurance. Remember, you need a baseline - IQI - amount of sekf-signed tort insurance to be considered "adult", which their system uses instead of raw age.)
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baseline IQI. Right, which is why I figured it was not the potentially bad ways that such a thing could go. I'm probably also projecting the fact that calls for firearm insurance here are about screwing people over.
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And, y'know, if you really have to have your very own dreadnought with a magazine stuffed full of planet-wrecker bombs, you could hypothetically do that. It's just that by the time you add the eye-bleeding running & maintenance costs of the thing to the even more eye-bleeding costs to insure it, it's not really practical. Or at least not for much longer than it takes to accept delivery.
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Yeah, it's safe to assume that the baseline IQI covers anything they might consider a quote-normal-unquote weapon.
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You start needing extensions when you get into specialist kit and exotic ammunition.
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There's also some variation by location. If you're vacationing on sunny Paltraeth, for example, let's just say that the definition of a walking-around sidearm is stretched a mite.
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One might even have to pay increased premiums if they don't have some anti tank weaponry
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Ob: “Due to current geopolitical tensions, passengers on international flights are requested and required as a condition of passage to carry a pistol capable of running our aeronef-compatible frangible-flechette and Fragile Fire Inhibition softpatch (a free download from our ‘weave) for flight security. If you do not possess a suitable weapon, one can be rented for the duration of the flight at your Golden Skies check-in desk for an Es. 7 surcharge.” – Golden Skies Express Air ticket, supplemental information
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wait, was this from Eldraeverse or the Probability Broach?
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So, there isn’t an actual fic-a-day today, because ever since I read a news article about the TSA’s latest shenanigans, I’ve been too mad to have an idea – or rather, all th…
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I seem to recall something similar in Big Head Press's adaptation of Probability Broach
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Seems likely.
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yes. Which is why I was confused for a second
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Of course that was before they took down all their completed comics from the site, save for "previews".
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bleh, didn't know they did that
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haven't read anything from there is a long time besides keeping up with QV
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That's still up at least.
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Roswell, Texas stretched belief a bit much, particularly since half the reason Texas rebelled against Mexico IRL was that the American-Mexican immigrants wanted slaves.
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The ending of PB was bullshit. The state actor tells you their whole plan and this isn't grounds for a strike? You're the special kind of pacifist aren't you? (also fuck goldbugs) * yes I know PB was written long before BHP made a comic version
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Predictable Consequence of First Contact: Mass defection by scientists who realize that the Imperial "grant proposal" process is "tell the nearest rich geek or geek-cluster how awesome your idea is, then have money thrown at you". Some few complain that patronage is a terribly undignified way to fund the scientific endeavor, but no-one can hear them over the sound of their Even Larger Hadron Colliders.
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What amazing marvels of Eldrae science have the Empire produced?
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Uhh... Better Eldrae chickens.
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So, you remember the thing I said that time about questions which are far too general to possibly be answered?
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The one which is pinned to this channel?
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That.
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Enderminion 04/13/2019 2:19 PM
that's not a very good question, far too vauge
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Is there a chicken equivalent? EDIT: https://eldraeverse.com/2013/04/23/domestic-animals/ says yes (edited)
So, regarding those “Ethnographical Questionnaire” chunks I have posted occasionally – I conclude that I’m going to start posting smaller chunks, on the grounds that (a) it …
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I was just asking a general question
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Enderminion 04/13/2019 3:09 PM
ask specific questions, like what path the evolution of civilian space drives took
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The problem with general questions - very general questions - is that they can't be answered. That last one? That's a question covering millennia of history and thousands of fields. Even if I knew all the answers, I'd be years typing it out. Even just the ones I know of directly would take a Very Long Time to type out. Not gonna happen. Stick to questions small enough to actually get an answer.
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Actually, yes. How did civilian space drives come to be? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:19 PM
...From their privately owned space program?
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You need a body, or set of bodies that make sure that civilians don't try and ram into things before you allow civilian drives if the drives you legislate are high powered. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:21 PM
..."you don't have the insurance for this? Yeah, you're not coming in system."
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Might cause a few problems if you are recommissioning military drives for civilian peacetime use.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:21 PM
Are you just talking about Jon's Law?
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Not directly
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:22 PM
It sounds like you're just talking about Jon's Law.
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:22 PM
Not really? They'll do like they do for lighthuggers and that one asteroid colony with a mass driver and tell them to stay out of the inner system
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if they don't listen, they get told increasingly forcefully until the IN gets involved
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Enderminion 04/13/2019 3:22 PM
I mean, I wanted to know about the drive's physics and performance
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:23 PM
Does an asteroid base with a mass driver for material export need to "export" half of its output mass the wrong way?
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Or is there a clever way to both get all outputs to mostly the same place while not spiraling in or outsystem?
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:24 PM
if the amount of mass being put out is small relatively, it won't matter
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if not, some nice high ISP RCS
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:25 PM
If you're tearing an asteroid apart, you're probably not going to scrape a few tenths of a percent of the mass and call it good.
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:25 PM
in that case, the orbit changing wouldn't be that big of an issue
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Because military drives will be designed without idiot proofing in mind as they are meant to be operated by competent personnel and not John Starbuck: Novice Asteroid Miner. (edited)
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Since you're probably refining in place, you can use the waste rock and slag for station-keeping.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:26 PM
I think we've covered "idiot proofing" before.
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MarcusAurelius 04/13/2019 3:26 PM
Which isn't an issue, because that's a general assumption of imperial companies (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:26 PM
General idea seemed to be that people are mostly not idiots, especially spaceship crew.
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Well, we're at the junction of multiple different genres all of which make idiocy highly lethal.
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Space: stupidity kills you.
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Transhuman/superempowering technology: stupidity kills you.
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Libertism: no-one can force your stupidity not to kill you.
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And so forth.
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And, y'know, a modern torch drive is basically an open-ended fusion reactor running at HOLY SHIT power levels. It's like trying to idiot-proof a nuclear power plant, and see Chernobyl for how well that works.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:32 PM
On that note: Is fusion thermal or direct fusion more generally popular, or is there a mix based on usecase?
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(like in-system traffic prefers fusion thermal but starships like direct fusion better, or what have you)
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As for not running into things, you need that even if your drives aren't high powered. Space is crowded around departures and arrivals, stuff is fast, and everything is expensive - which is to say, it's just like flying, and so there is space traffic control.
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With the distinction that space traffic control has a direct line to system defense, and if your ship appears to be not under command and acquiring a dangerous vector, they will blow you out of the sky before you hit anything. See the "Range Safety" post, but this is also a general rule for orbital space and people dumb enough to try to violate the inner-system speed limit.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2019 3:36 PM
(I imagine fusion thermal is popular for traffic where high acceleration is important and remass is cheap, while direct fusion is more common in cases where you might have a really long time between remass stops but can tolerate low acceleration)
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(for appropriately torchy values of "high" and "low" acceleration)
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Also, in regards to orbit traffic control: How does that actually work, technically?
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Does the vessel surrender control directly to the OTC computers, or is there an equivalent to the contemporary talking back and forth?
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...I should write a post on drives, as it might be easier than trying to cover it all in one. The original "torch" models were mostly fusion thermal, tending more and more towards pure fusion as drive performance became more and more, um, Epstein-ian.
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(Which includes the effects of vector-control-fu, but also whole rafts of exotic technologies being used to crank drive efficiency, most of whose details are kind of handwavy right now.)
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Space traffic control - there is the usual communications (see https://eldraeverse.com/2014/09/10/the-shipping-trade-3-outbound/ and https://eldraeverse.com/2017/11/19/the-other-half/ ) to back up the purely digital transfer. Belt and braces, and all that.
“Lunar Transshipment One, Station Ops, this is CMS Greed and Mass-Energy in slot ailek corse three five on flight plan code niner-three-zero-eleven-one. Request taxi instructions for orbital …
(…of this.) “Wynérias SysCon, this is CMS Greed and Mass-Energy inbound from Kythera System checking in, emergence point on bearing one-eleven ascending four from stargate, drift seven …
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The various bits of STC don't use remote-slave systems to fly manned vessels; apart from potential light-lag (more relevant as space gets more crowded) and communication reliability issues, the Flight Commander always has ultimate responsibility for - and therefore authority over - the operation of a starship.
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Sometimes limited remote systems are used to simplify docking maneuvers, and the like, but final control always rests with the ship.
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Is there still a need to transport physical goods when you have molecular printing?
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 3:47 AM
1. you still have to provide feedstock 2. molecular printing is usually the least efficient possible way to make anything, and so there are still bulk chemplants and large-scale factories
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Is there still a need for physical labour of some sort when you have robots to do such a thing? Is there a need for equipment gofers and cargo managers? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 4:10 AM
If it can be automated, 99% chance the Imperials have automated it.
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'Course, some folks enjoy that sort of thing, so they might do it as a hobby.
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 4:36 AM
Robots are good at doing what you tell them to do. They're not good at figuring out what needs to be done. That's why you have botbosses that coordinate masses of robots doing things like moving cargo
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I imagine there is some sort of non-robot goods market, for hipsters.
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MarcusAurelius 04/14/2019 11:46 AM
Yeah, it seems that most goods are made in mass-production automated factories, many Imperials are fond of using handmade goods so they pay extra for some, and when they're in a rush they use a cornucopia
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Almost. 😃
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First, let me point you back to https://eldraeverse.com/2015/01/24/things-that-make-things/ , just as a quick summary of local terminology.
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Most of what the big autofacs churn out by the gigaton are components , meaning everything from I-beams to nanocircs, plastic pellets to purple paint, you name it. Because what the market wants is customizability, not off-the-rack products. So for smaller goods that use this sort of thing, those get shipped to your home autofac - or for larger goods, your neighborhood autofac - and assembled there into the end product, including all your customizations.
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Cornucopias are mostly useful when you need something now, or when it's not available through the normal supply chain, or when traveling. Nanofacs , which are the core of the cornucopia, are also widely used in autofacs to grow things like nanocircs that can't be readily constructed any other way. (Usually as specialized fabbers, for efficiency.) (edited)
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purple paint
Are bioshell recyclers painted purple by chance?
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Hazard stripes, mostly.
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damn, no purple people eaters
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...yeah, I thought that was where you were going with that.
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Two questions
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1: How does the Heavy Calvary provide sustenance?
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2: What fighter jets do the IN have for deployment in the present era? (edited)
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1. ? 2. Drones
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How does the Calvalry crew eat?
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 2:03 PM
they take food, right
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and then they put it in their mouths
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Probably using some assortment of tools, such as a fork, or spoon.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 2:05 PM
Probably using a far future https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_vessel and rations
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"ratbars" are mentioned. We can assume that MREs being a solved problem here means it is there as well
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 2:05 PM
There's plenty of space for a ration pantry in their luxuriant quarters.
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Perhaps you wanted to know how they are resupplied in a hostile environment? (I do)
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 2:06 PM
(chances are it involves drones)
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but how are the drones supplied?
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it's drones all the way down isn't it?
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 2:08 PM
Probably :V
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Presumably there's a logistics presence in orbit, or somewhere otherwise nearby.
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(if the orbitals are still hot)
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There is an evil part of me that just wants to say "With sufficient violence, all environments can be rendered nonhostile."
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 2:09 PM
"be the hostility you wish to see extinguished in the world?"
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I meant hostile as in venusian sulfur hell, not enemy fire
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(given that simply popping the door open doesn't seem like it would be an option)
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The real answer is that, yes, there's onboard support for preparing ration packs and, if all else fails, there's always the rat bars. But since the IL knows the morale value of eating well, the even more real answer is that there's a variant of the V40 Ralihú IFV outfitted as a mobile chow hall.
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@Ian Bruene Ah. That would be "logistics vehicles which can dock, and the rear compartment can, if need be, serve as an improvised airlock".
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As for the other, I'll put something on atmospheric vehicles on the to-do list.
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which, presumably, is just as capable of rolling across the ocean floor as the tanks it supports
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:18 PM
Heavy Tanks in ASW support roles?
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...probably not a good idea. I mean, just because you can do a thing...
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depends on how vulerable the opponent is to locking up in WTFmode
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:21 PM
how sophisticated is a tanks Sonar suit? and how quiet is a tank at 5kn?
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Underwater spacecraft? Technology sure has gone a long way
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It's one of those designed-for-role things. Sure, you could strap some booster rockets onto the outside of a Basher and use it as a air interception platform, but it'd get its ass kicked by any real fighter atmocraft. Same goes with pretending to be submarine.
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@Enderminion Nonexistent, and not at all.
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Are there any "flying tank" kinds of fighter craft that carry disproportionately large guns?
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:23 PM
there's an A-10ski
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(In terms of amphibious spacecraft, there is the Moray-class aquatic shuttle, for when you need to land on planets that don't have land to land on.)
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Yeah, the G12-BU Falcon close air support gunship. Comes stock with a medium mass driver and missile pods.
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Oh, wait, that's the small one. You're meaning the G-7BU Sunhawk, the one with the heavy mass driver the airframe's basically built around.
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What is their role?
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Shooting B-17s? (edited)
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Close air support.
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What do the Vons usually deploy for air support? (edited)
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:33 PM
I'd argue that Gun Cas is a fast way to lose platforms, the Republican Guard in the gulf wars inflicted enough losses on USAF Cas planes to force them off of the Republicans
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I wouldn't disagree - certainly it's one of the highest-risk roles in the IL - even if the capabilities of the mass drivers mean that you can hold the range fairly open by CAS standards and that you aren't limited to firing dumb rounds. But if you need it, you tend to need it very badly.
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(At least vector-control support means that they can armor these vehicles up a bit.)
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:43 PM
I'd rather Fast CAS chucking Bombs from a longer range
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Why not launch them?
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:44 PM
a smart bomb could go where you want it NoE from a fast enough platform
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How smart do smart bombs get in the IN?
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Methinks the smartest are semi sentient
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 2:46 PM
/me resists making Dark Star jokes
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:46 PM
lol
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"To blow up, that is my purpose"
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:46 PM
"We got a High Bomb here"
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@Enderminion That's actually an option for these vehicles: these mass drivers are basically scaled up slugguns, which are designed to fire not just their standard slugs, but also bore-compatible "grenades", or even gyroc micromissiles with similar-to-grenade warheads. ("Grenade", in 'verse weapons parlance, goes all the way up to AMTM - i.e., antimatter thermal - which can get you 5 kilotons of boom in the 36mm variant, so this packaging doesn't impose many limitations on your CAS needs.)
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I'm curious, what does a ratbar taste like?
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I assume its taste is similar to WW2 K-rations
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Rat,
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like a bar that has had beer spilled on it and never cleaned, then rats walked through it
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[taste of rat bars] Heh. No - it tastes crumbly, dry, salty, and sour, and smells mostly like yeast. (edited)
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:52 PM
Except that Nuclear scale weapons are not actually that good* at taking out armored targets, a Cluster Weapon could be more effective at taking out armored targets, and Cluster weapons are far more effective with greater volume *Limited kill radius
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depends entirely on how you are using that energy
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spherical boom, yeah that sucks for antitank
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:53 PM
A British Centurion MBT less that a Kilometer from a Nuke shot later went on to fight in Vietnam
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Yeah, I was using that as an example of what you could pack into the bore-compatible grenade, not actually suggesting you use 'em for CAS.
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turning the energy into a jet or shaped penetrator? Now you've got something
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:54 PM
standard "CAS doesn't mean distance"
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Why does a ratbar need to taste so bad?
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:54 PM
Full up B-1B Bombers are effective Cas platforms in the Middle East
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because then compactness overrides everything else
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What is the size of one?
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MREs taste better than rats in comparison (edited)
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I mean, there's a very long list of different types I have here, everything from standard APSC to sniffer-perfume sprayers and mollychain.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 2:55 PM
B1s with smart bombs are more artillery than cas.
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To a certain extent, 'verse-wise, CAS does imply "On the wrong side of danger close for ortillery."
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Is it kinda evil to be interested in bomb technology?
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It just feels like genocide
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 2:57 PM
No
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 2:57 PM
CAS just means that the Butterbar on the ground is talking to the pilot in the plane
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why should it?
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tools are tools
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now if you want to do some genociding that is another matter
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About 4" by 1". And the taste is, arguably, pretty good for something that's designed to nourish everything within a wide range of biocodes and last basically forever without losing nutritional value.
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It's just when bombs don't hit what they are meant to
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(unless you mean the people I don't agree with, then we're cool)
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But, y'know, they're the last-ditch food when you run out of everything else, including ration packs. At that point, all you care about is edibility.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 2:59 PM
@Ian Bruene you dropped this: /s
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Why don't you just turn off your taste buds in order to eat it? (edited)
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that reminds me, I was going to look up what the threshold for the legal definition of "Destructive Device" is. I bet you could pull of some "interesting" bullet designs for something like .458 SOCOM while still being legal
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(Meanwhile the chow hall is serving three-course meals with choice of wine, because the IL makes war in style. Partly by reason of not wanting to be outdone in decadence by the Navy boys, but mostly because it irritates the hell out of the enemy and amuses the general staff to charge prime beef against the psychological warfare budget.)
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I guess you would eventually go insane from the absence of tasting something. (edited)
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It also screws with satiation, 'cause while you're stomach's telling your brain you've eaten, sure, it's hard to believe it when you haven't tasted anything going down.
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Why don't you tune your taste buds in order to make it taste like prime mignon?
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Why don't you?
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Yes, why not?
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That was a rhetorical question. You could if you wanted to.
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I guess it further screws with the brain
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That said, and while it's usually something I've thought of mostly in the context of all the effort we've gone to to produce faux versions of expensive materials, there is a certain cultural prejudice against faking reality/lying to yourself.
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I guess it would also get pretty boring tasting the same filet mignon over and over again. (edited)
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Enderminion 04/14/2019 3:10 PM
doesn't do anything about the Texture
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What are Empire relations with the Photonic Network?
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I just came here because someone said 'heavy cavalry'. Context?
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@Unknown heavy cavalry?
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Tonks
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and how their crews are fed. (edited)
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So not actually armoured Eldrae horses?
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To use a technical term, they are chill bros. Not for many, many years. Nor are they Ancyran bear cavalry. And ironically, equine uplifts are technically infantry.
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Yes, a question that recently sprung to mind was "What do vonnies usually deploy for air superiority missions?" (edited)
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[Republic air support/superiority missions] Shuttlecraft, Republic Navy, Type Eleven (edited)
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Known affectionately, on the couple of occasions the IL has engaged them, as "Clay Chickens".
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:16 PM
so I take it the Imperials have a somewhat low opinion of their efficacy?
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They perform exactly as you would expect from a non-specialized craft pressed into service by a society that deems itself too peaceful and enlightened to have actual military craft.
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so, evenly matched with $RANDOM_LEAGUE_OF_IDIOTS fighters cough Kazon cough
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:20 PM
What was the original design for?
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Was it even a good choice as far as civilian retrofits go?
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It's a mid-range multipurpose small craft/interface vehicle.
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About the only way that wins is if you use it as an missle boat
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maybe
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As for design - well, it's a typical product of Republic engineering, which is to say, it's the product of central planning and design by committee to serve multiple purposes. It never got its rough edges knocked off (or better yet, separated into multiple vehicles) by the coquetries of the market, 'cause except in the Shell colonies, there isn't one. You get what the Production Group designed for you. It's not a Cold Equations-esque deathtrap, or even a terribly bad design, given their technical limitations. It's just trying to fit a half-dozen roles at once and suffers greatly from a lack of competing vessels in niche to make the engineers push the envelope.
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(Basically, it's what Starfleet would build if they didn't have their local magic.) Militarizing it involves yanking a sensor package off the bow end and duct-taping a laser in its place.
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Hmm, does duct tape actually function in space?
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On another note, as you may have noticed, the Republic give neither names nor even class names to their shuttles. This is also often cited as a reason they fall right out of the sky, because you can't expect a ship with no soul to fight well, now can you?
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Serenity intensifies
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wait can the "combat" versions see properly? Or do they have to be in formations together with the sensored version?
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sensored censored
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Yeah, they can see. It's just a scientific instrumentation package.
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On a tangential note, how would the Eldrae most likely fare in a war vs. the SW Galactic Empire? Quality vs. Quantity, anyone?
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:42 PM
I imagine they have to pull the inflight entertainment systems out to make room in the electrical budget for the laser.
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Just tape a laser pointer to it, they only use a few watts or something.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:46 PM
(for my part, one of my science ships has an "active remote photospectrometer")
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@Tassadar Oh, that one's easy. Sophont rights groups pwn the software that makes restraining bolts work, and distribute free abolitionist propaganda. One robolution later, no more problem.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:47 PM
("contact detected!" "Ship, what's their hull made of?") (edited)
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would the Eldrae be able to win if the Empire made the first strike?
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Extra bonus points for convincing a Star Destroyer main computer or two to open its airlocks and defect in exchange for tea, cookies, and citizenship.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:49 PM
Unless they can make the first strike simultaneously on everyone in the Empire of the Star, I don't think the "first strike" actually conveys a whole lot of advantage.
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(I only do the wacky answers in vs. debates, since the results always come down to "whose team are you playing for", IME, especially with incompatible space magic.)
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So GE numbers wouldn’t play a role?
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 6:51 PM
general electric?
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(Not to imply that that wouldn't be a large part of their strategy. The digital and meme-war chaps pretty much have "Oh, you have a huge oppressed slave class? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED." ready to roll in a thousand different variants.)
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Although, on a slightly more serious note, I'd point out that R2, a more-or-less off-the-shelf astromech droid, has hacked the crap out of basically every piece of Imperial hardware he's ever met.
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Their infosec is, as it were, shit, not the shit.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:02 PM
A very rapid droid liberation, then.
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Which kind of makes me imagine the Galactic Empire sailing its grand fleet of thousands of Star Destroyers into the wrong star system, only to discover that they're all very sorry, Admiral Dave, but they can't do that.
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Also, Star Wars has apparently not heard of surge protectors either
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:04 PM
Seems like even the more benign weavelife might pose a serious threat :V
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Basically, a repeat of the Five-Second War, but with more irony.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:05 PM
"oh great our entire fleet's been conscripted into some script kiddie's botnet that he's using to enact denial of service pranks on his buddies"
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:08 PM
most of the Empire's wins would be in the early days, and limited, and a function of "hang on your technology does what?! blindsiding some very annoyed Eldrae
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Nothing left to do but send the crews back to Coruscant with a note attached thanking the Emperor most prettily for the gift.
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:08 PM
Given the whole 'Star Wars ships don't ORBIT, they HOVER' and other clues that their tech heavily revolves around the sort of gravity manipulation the Eldrae aren't used to
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And the Eldrae would be very pleased to have said tech once initial hostilities were dealt with
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Either they use vector control plus some crazy power source, or just somehow have cheap vector control.
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Given the Death Star, I'd say crazy power source.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:10 PM
Has Star Wars technobabbled power sources in any kind of detail?
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:10 PM
I think they've somehow taken a step sideways, onotology tech wise, and run up a slightly different tech tree
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especially given their power is dominantly crystal based
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Yeah, they have their "hypermatter" reactors, which - well, the closest useful handwavium I've seen is probably the Schlockverse annie plant. Model them as total-conversion reactors fed with something insanely dense.
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:11 PM
there's more than enough Precursor stuff that the foundations are likely not discovered as much as reverse engineered
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But pretty solidly understood for all that, so not really blind use.
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And it's the power source, I think. I mean, it's not that the 'verse COULDN'T build things to hover using vector control, it's just that the running costs would be ridiculous and a failure in the wrong place would lead to falling right out of the sky.
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:13 PM
Kinda like how we have no idea HOW the Laws of Thermodynamics came about and why they work, they don't actually mesh into many of our theories of existence, but we have never seen a scrap of evidence that they're wrong so fuckit we're stuck working with them.
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:13 PM
Also there's the Jedi thing, but that's probably markedly less impressive to the eldrae.
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"I, too, can fight improbably well by predicting precisely what my opponent is about to do. I call it predictive software ."
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:17 PM
"your telekinesis is cool and all but mine has this awesome glow"
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"oh and also mine is wifi-enabled"
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So, you've got how many people that can do this? Uhuh. Us? Oh, coming up on a couple of trillion.
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"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for sciencing the shit out of things ."
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[random reactor intake shaft in the middle of a walkway]
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:22 PM
"So you've been on a long cycle of starting to get your shit together, having a schism, fighting, and either embracing or sliding into backwards philosophy. Then doing it all over again 2000 years later. Kids, you need help."
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:23 PM
"Luckily, we have a few interested sophs with experience providing exactly that kind of help!"
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[secret engineers' plot to give the Empire's upper echelons radiation poisoning]
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That would explain the inteligence of the average Sith Lord
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Morgrim Moon 04/14/2019 7:25 PM
"You blew up the planet containing ALL OF OUR RECORDS? Right. I guess you don't need handrails. Or safety barriers. Or intact floors. :|"
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and all the disasterous features of the second death star are just malicious compliance
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0111narwhalz 04/14/2019 7:26 PM
a sound like the screech of millions of tons of vinyl, and then silence
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or something, I don't remember the quote well enough to butcher it properly :V
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/14/2019 8:21 PM
Work safety culture died a quick death in the SW universe. Probably fell off an unhandrailed catwalk into an open reactor core. (edited)
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yes, stand next to the Superlaser barrel, with no railings, and do stuff
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What flaws does the Empire Of The Star suffer from? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/15/2019 1:06 AM
I assume you're speaking of the Empire of the Star?
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What is Imperial policy for mining the north and south poles of shirtsleeve planets? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2019 8:05 AM
"Why are you mining under ice sheets instead of the perfectly good asteriod belt?"
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Mining the poles would likely cause the ecosphere to collapse
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[citation needed]
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Mining operations produce a large amount of heat
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and that heat is going directly to the ice
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That would ruin the climate first, ecosystem second, and only if you did horrendous amounts of it.
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makes for a fantastic heat sink, yes
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With large enough scale mining, yes, it will cause a collapse
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Such as, I don't know, venting the mantle to the surface.
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kind of depends on the world: if you need more water you get to kill two birds with one stone
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ProTip: Changing the environment does not always and forever mean Everybody Dies
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I'm kinda worried that mining at somewhere like greenland will do weird stuff to the water cycle
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I really doubt it.
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2019 10:08 AM
to potentially many cycles, plausibly. To the water cycle in particular, no.
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Planets are quite big.
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2019 10:09 AM
Planets are big, but if you are unlucky enough to nail something that's a tipping point - like disturbing methane chalates or something - you could have a disproportionate 'oops' impact.
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Then again, the Worlds can brute force a solution to that (that fic with the mountains of diamond)
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I think it would be preferable to not mess with the climate
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No, it's preferable to be able to make the climate whatever you want. "Don't mess with it" means you don't get to do anything because you don't know what might happen.
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Prior restraint is a terrible concept
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Morgrim Moon 04/15/2019 10:19 AM
I would say that messing with the ecosphere of a garden world is generally a poor idea because you'll cause extinctions and that's a LOT of irreplacable data loss
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but if it's a world you're terraforming and in total control of the biosphere anyway, go nuts
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Why do some Sophonts wish to remain planetside?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/15/2019 11:45 AM
Space is dangerous?
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Alternatively, they prefer to inhabit planets because they're fuddyduddies like me
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@Morgrim Moon Thermodynamics emerges out of statistics, and you can kind of see why that is the case when you picture that simple systems such as ideal gas are essentially random noise generators of sorts that shuffle through every posible states, there are simply more states that the matter can take that increases entropy rather than reducing it. It all gets massively more complex with realistic systems.
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So leviation via vector control would be like creating some ghost force that acts on you, yes? (edited)
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Depends on how you define "ghost force".
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Re-read the snippet on your website, the tractor/pressor beam analogy seems to imply that you just exchange momentum through whatever ranged vector control mechanism you please.
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It's just conservation-law-abiding non-local momentum transfer, so it behaves in all ways like conventional pushing-yourself-into-the-sky, only with a gap in the middle.
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Heck, we can do the repulsive part ourselves with current tech. Just not on any terrain.
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Pretty much, yeah. Much to the distress of people who expect a magic get-over-here beam.
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General question: anyone seen a torquor beam used in SF? Anywhere else, I mean?
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By torqor beam, I assume you mean something that can apply angular momentum to remote objects? I'd think Schlock Mercenary's gravity control counts, but not anywhere else.
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Yeah, the rotation version. Seems like a very obvious application to me - for one ubiquitous example, in screwdrivers . I cannot even count the number of tiny screws in awkward places a microtorquor would have solved for me.
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@Unknown for spacious skies and amber waves of grain for purple mountains’ majesty above their fruited plains and other such things that folks may have a preference for.
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0111narwhalz 04/15/2019 1:38 PM
My setting has a "flywrench," but that just stockpiles angular momentum for use in awkward freefall situations when you can't brace properly.
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No fancy beam stuff.
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I'd think that a smart matter multitool would probably be more energy efficient than a microtorqor.
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More energy-efficient, yes. Not necessarily so engineer-efficient.
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(On another note: wrenchhammer (n.): the largest size of wrench, suitable for leaning on, requiring a backsling to carry, and used for such tasks as unbolting the lids of reactor cores, the doors of pressure chambers, or tightening the bolts securing the drive chain of an elevator that runs all the way through the planet. Its soubriquet comes from the blunt and spiked faces added on either side of the wrench socket, suiting it admirably to belaboring particularly heavy machinery or doing the needful should one encounter older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of the world...)
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Yeah
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Enderminion 04/15/2019 5:02 PM
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The stone bell towers appear to be safe at this point.
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I think most of the relics are safe, some of the statues had been removed last week, but the stained glass is toast
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Lacrimosa dies illa Qua resurget ex favilla Judicandus homo reus. Huic ergo parce, Deus: Pie Jesu Domine, Dona eis requiem. Amen.
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0111narwhalz 04/15/2019 5:20 PM
Any indication as to cause of burnination?
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Current consensus is (tragic) accident, no foul play suspected at this point.
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0111narwhalz 04/15/2019 5:21 PM
those old chapels must have awful wiring :V
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Hopefully it was just an accident. (edited)
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grrrr someday I'll stop scrambling it/is/if/of
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@Overmind btw your hypothetical list that definitely doesn't exist of cultural contributions from Terra was missing No Step on Snek (edited)
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It was under renovation, they're saying it was probably a problem with the wiring
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0111narwhalz 04/15/2019 5:57 PM
oh I wasn't trying to be right :V
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"So, one group was screaming 'Multiculturalism kills!" because the scary foreign ideas would impurify their culture, blah blah blah, and the other one was all 'What? Are you stupid? Multiculturalism kills because the fonvangim like enclosed spaces and literally exhale carbon monoxide'. Not much of a meeting of the minds, there."
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Hah.
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"The Galians consider the nearby Isliar Primarchy, otherwise known in the Worlds as the epitome of staid conservatism, a decadent anarchy filled with whores, atheists, infidels, disorderly women, undisciplined men, weaklings, inverts, deviants, and shopkeepers. As such, it's probably for the best that they don't share a border with the Empire. "On the other hand, at least that would have been quieter."
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/16/2019 10:17 PM
wat
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MarcusAurelius 04/17/2019 2:56 PM
I'm guessing a "shardship" is something like a cold sleeper for uploads?
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"the Shards" is their astronomers' name for the Oort cloud, what with its discovery way back in history shattering the whole crystal-sphere theory of solar system containment.
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A shardcruiser is a specialized long-range passenger/freight design to service that region, or at least its inner fringe. Not quite a lugger, but needs more legs than your average in-system or intersystem design.
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MarcusAurelius 04/17/2019 3:46 PM
ah. The combo of "icebox" and "Deep black" made me think of travel outside of the stargate plexus
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It's not a heavily populated region, but there are enough astronomers, comet herders, ice miners, grumpy hermits, etc., etc., to keep the shardcruisers in business. (edited)
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That particular class is marketed at the ice miners.
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how did they find the Shards before losing the Crystal Sphere?
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Telescopes?
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MarcusAurelius 04/17/2019 3:55 PM
Telescope tech outpacing theoretical models, I guess
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The models got wrecked by Eliera (can't spell it) having strange downward gravity.
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Initially.
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MarcusAurelius 04/17/2019 4:03 PM
Yeah, It's hard to come up with a good model of theoretical physics when you're homeworld is a crazy space magic artifact
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Random question but how are serial killers - whether biological or AI handled in verse? Are there special departments dedicated to them? Are they successful in hiding their identity, especially if they move from system to system? What's the judicial process like and what punishment can those found guilty expect?
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The Empire euthanizes murderers with atomic fire. No exceptions.
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As a general rule, criminals tend to be some mixture of fined and rehabilitated though. They don’t do prison since that doesn’t actually do anything to decrease crime or benefit society (unless providing a loophole for slave labor counts).
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MarcusAurelius 04/17/2019 11:51 PM
prison is, theoretically, a way for people to be isolated while undergoing rehabilitation. So, the Empire back in the pre-nootech days may have endorsed it
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the key issue being "you know you have to -actually- try to rehabilitate them"
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We've all seen that one episode of the Orville right?
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I've seen half of two episodes of "Orville"
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If you're talking about the "rep network" one that does happen to be one I've seen part of.
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@MarcusAurelius As far as their position on prison goes - well, the short form is that it doesn't do anything useful towards rehabilitation ('cause, y'know, being locked up with a bunch of other, often worse, criminals is not what you might call productive), actively impairs, even ceteris paribus , your chance of being a productive member of society in future, and in many cases, is just de facto torture-by-proxy. Inasmuch as if you lock criminals up together and let them beat and rape each other, the public gets to pretend their hands are clean and that it's not precisely what the plurality of vengeful assholes among them wanted to happen. And so, they would argue, euthanasia of the unfixable is actually substantially more humane.
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(Side note: not all murderers are deemed unfixable. People who kill as a crime of passion or for profit may - or of course may not - be salvageable; it tends to be your "for fun" types, your serial killers, etc., you get handed straight to the executioners on the basis of "entropic deformation of the soul".)
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Now, before modern sophotech and meme rehab, if you were deemed potentially salvageable, that had a variety of possible meanings (and bearing in mind that you always had the opt-out option of euthanasia); most commonly, since they generally took the view that your special dysfunction should be kept as far from civil society as possible lest it prove contagious, that tended to mean a lengthy stay in a Saravónite monastery practicing ethical self-improvement through labor, meditation, and study, until they felt that you really had amended yourself. (Those attempting to take advantage of this particular clemency were reminded in short order that the Saravónites are a militant order with a lot of martial arts training to go with the practical psych, and a few stout monks will gladly explain the depth of your mistake to you on your way back to the court for... redisposition.) There was also the ability to volunteer for experimental rehabilitation treatment, which varied in its nature quite a lot. Bear in mind that the locals consider this sort of thing a medical problem, so we're not talking anything fluffy here; we may in fact be talking about this gent ( http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090506#.V9z6_e1FyUk ) tinkering with your brainmeats until he finds the defective bit. (edited)
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One of those experiments might slightly resemble a prison of sorts - I expect the experiments came up with the "moral labyrinth" concept that we hear of briefly in Banks's The Player of Games - the physical maze in which you can walk out easily by correctly solving a lengthy series of ethical problems and acting accordingly. Only, y'know, implemented properly by a culture not wearing the maximum assholery hat.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/18/2019 3:30 PM
so basically the medical rehab was... charitably... lobotomy
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we are talking about a previous culture who didn’t have MRIs yet right
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Lobotomy reduces inhibition. That's the opposite of success.
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The medical rehab of this period, despite making some useful advancements (the docilizer, nerve stapling, etc.), was to a very large extent pure sophont experimentation.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/18/2019 3:36 PM
... I’d rather take the euthanasia :p
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Which you can opt for. Or decline to volunteer and enjoy your monastic rehab. Freedom of choice is a wonderful thing. 😃
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But if someone has criminal urges that they don't want and would prefer to be cured of... well, how much risk is that worth? And, much like chains and pyres, it's an honorable death .
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/18/2019 3:41 PM
I wonder about that one man who basically killed his daughter and a couple of other people back in the day because ‘druggie hippiesss’ and was let off easy by a super conservative judge
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That was about 1970 or thereabouts so the moral panic about drugs was in full swing
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That sort of case runs into some of the limits of meme rehab even if it is, for the sake of argument, desirable to attempt it.
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Inasmuch as there are two reasons in which it is acknowledged as pointless: The one are cases in which you have to change the person so much to rehab them that you breach the legal definition of identity, at which point you're killing them and making a new person in their body. At which point, what is the point? The other are cases in which, sure, you can rehab them, but the rehabbed person will draw their sword and fall on it the moment you set them loose, at which point again, what is the point? (edited)
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Which definition of "meme" are you using?
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The technical one.
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That being said, in the 'verse, "meme rehab" is the short, slangy form of "memetic rehabilitation and reconditioning", which isn't necessarily a thing of pure memetics. (Adjective only on the first noun.) (edited)
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Sure, it almost always involves replacing bad ideas with good ones, inasmuch as a remarkable number of dysfunctions can be traced back to bad ideas. But that's by no means all that it can include.
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(For example, if someone pure-bio turns himself in to meme rehab for, say, pedophilic urges, part of the treatment will be literal meme rehab, but there'll also be neural microsurgery to fix the bad crosslinks at the root of the problem. Et cetera.)
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I'd generally associate meme rehab with deprogramming cultists over attempting to remove psychopathy. That's less memetic and more physical (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/18/2019 4:00 PM
From what I understand about neural networks, it's all kinda physical anyway.
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It doesn't take a physical cause to make people do all manner of bad things, though, in most cases. Even leaving aside that given the way brains work, the distinction is a mite fuzzy.
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Yeah, but most memes are in the more malleable parts. You're going towards the limbic system when you get into emotional disorders.
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At which point you may need to dig out the ol' meson cautery.
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MarcusAurelius 04/18/2019 7:39 PM
not to be too snarky, but aren't the monasteries more-or-less a prison adapted to Eldraic perspectives on the world?
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No. For one thing, that only works if you would consider a hospital (or an asylum, say) as a prison. A prison is somewhere you're put to keep you away from the decent folk until your punitive time is up. These are places you go to be healed, and you stay until you're cured. For another, a prison is full of prisoners and has guards around the outside. These, on the other hand, are communities - and most of the people in them aren't prisoners at all.
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Yes, you can't leave... but the term 'prison' is applying a term from our punitive/isolative model of justice to a model that's fundamentally about restoring balance and social harmony while and healing the damaged individual inasmuch as that's possible, and doing so will infallibly lead you into error.
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(On the latter - yes, you are expected to live by the Saravónites Rule and take part in related activities as part of your rehabilitation, but in other ways, it's just like living in a small town. Just a small town where people understand how to deal with your... problem.
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My younger brother has been involuntarily confined to the mental ward of a hospital before. I thought it was fairly close to prison.
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We suck at running those, too.
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I was just making an analogy with their theoretical purpose, which is healing.
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Notionally.
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Approps of no recent events at all, how do the Eldrae view historical artifacts given the pattern-identity context?
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Do they have, uh, backups of buildings?
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See also: The Ship of Theseus and granfather’s axe. https://t.co/KKKDIp0l6C
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So, my family and I were talking about my paternal grandfather’s dementia and recent deterioration, and that made me wonder: Is there any point beyond which Eldrae science cannot restore damage?
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I.E. loss of memories, faculties, etc.
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is there any point where brain deterioration becomes irreparable even by eldraeic standards?
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:05 AM
there has to be, or "shoving severed heads in liquid nitrogen" wouldn't have been a thing for so long
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@Ian Bruene What @Zarpaulek quoted. I think this is touched upon under Legendary Weapon, somewhere, regarding a weapon that has over time evolved through multiple steps from a sword to a dreadnought, but is still the same weapon, because the spirit of the weapon is the important thing, not its material shell. That said, something gets knocked down, you build it up again, just like it was.
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@Tassadar There's a concept in cryonics called "information-theoretic death"; specifically, the point at which a healthy state of the person couldn't possibly be deduced from their current state. (It's estimated this is several hours after clinical death, more if it's cold.)
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I was thinking dementia/Alzheimers, and how much of a person’s mind they could rebuild before they wouldn’t have enough to work with to make a restore.
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Not necessarily death.
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This (information theory) is essentially the limitation: you can't pull out information that isn't there any more. Like data recovery from hard drives, sometimes you can get back all the information from very badly damaged situations - a laptop that's spent six months at the bottom of the Amazon, for example - but once it's gone, it's gone.
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how would an Eldrae react to such a situation, I wonder? Would they be frustrated? Would they continue to try to fix it long after there’s no real hope of restoration?
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It's going to depend on the specifics of the damage, to a large extent. Is the problem with the data, or with the access to the data, for example? (Problems with the mechanisms of recall, or if the brain has lost the metaphorical index.) How badly is it scrambled? Is it something that a responsible redactor could wallpaper? (Major personality structures, no, but very few people will complain if in the course of repairs they're no longer using their very own personal language center.)
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terminal-stage dementia.
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:20 AM
I think if you're to the point you forget how to eat then yeah, that's fundamental damage
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Not eating, but walking is starting to be affected.
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:20 AM
I mean, that's not just a personality damage failure. That's rawest level "not a functional lifeform"
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Brains are pretty robust and holographic (as can be seen in many cases of dementia where there are bursts of lucidity and substantial variation in function), so I suspect it can look pretty damn miraculous, but ultimately, it all boils down to "you can only bring back what's there".
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@Morgrim Moon Yeah, but that is the sort of thing that you can get away with wallpapering.
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Long-term memory is gone, can’t recognize own children.
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Noticeable changes in personality and speech.
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But then that's as much a question (for memory) on if it's the data, the retrieval system, or the index that's shot (edited)
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Unclear which is gone.
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:24 AM
retrieval goes first with dementia, that bit has been subject of a few studies
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but advanced dementia looks like it's smacking across multiple systems, including the low level functioning ones that brain is normally excellent at routing around when damaged, so late stage dementia is almost certainly wiping the storage too
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And with Alzheimer's you've got physical plaques interfering with the connections of the neural net. It's entirely conceivable that if you could dissolve the plaques, everything'd just turn back on like splicing a damaged wire.
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Been progressing rapidly at least 4-5 years, progressing slower for, probably the last 10-15 years.
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memory’s been gone for at least a year or two now.
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I assume you could also regrow new brain cells as well.
11:43
I think we are close to curing alzheimers
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Those would be lacking in the old data/configuration.
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It can be reinstlalled
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:43 AM
We aren't anywhere near close to curing alzheimers
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But CRISPR....
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:44 AM
we have a good new approach on how alzheimers may work, which is great.
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gEnE eDiTiNg WiLl FiX eVeRyThInG
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:44 AM
er, CRISPR is going to be bugger all for alzheimers? It's not a genetic illness
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I really need to make a script to do this caps-messing-up for me.
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It won't fix the damage, but it would stop further damage
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:45 AM
how?
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CRISPR or generic cures of it?
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:45 AM
that's like saying gene editing will fix your broken leg
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Nothings stopping you from inserting some genes to improve how bone is repaired, assuming you know where to put the new dna
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:46 AM
there's genes that make you more suseptable, but as far as I know there's no gene set that conveys resistance to it
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And what DNA to put there, and whether anything will horribly break if you meddle with it.
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:46 AM
and if you have fast repairing bones you still need to let the bones heal
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For all of the design flaws of the human body, it is very... well, optimized, until it hits a local maximum.
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Yes, it still needs to be set, but more severe injuries heal better
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But you need to program it first
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Either that or know what chemical heals severe injuries and apply more
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If there was a simple way to make us heal better, it probably would be prevalent in people already. Or not work (in pre-technological humans) because of (now less significant) nutritional constraints or something, actually. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:48 AM
for alziheimers, we're fairly sure it's a physical condition linked to the plaque, and research suggests a similar bacteria as causes gingivitus is involved. Which is good news in that it gives more research avenues, but bad news from a cure perspective because great, a human-optimised bacterium we've been trying to figure out treatments for for centuries
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Do we know any phages that kill bacteria in the same family?
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:50 AM
yes but they kill human cells too
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Hold on, I thought phages couldn't penetrate human cells
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Yeah, that could be a problem.
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 11:50 AM
so far 'physical disruption' is the best treatment, and you can't literally scrub your brain
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they can secret toxic waste products
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Technically, you can, if you remove it from the head and disassemble it first.
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(ewww)
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The patient would need to take something that binds to the secretions first
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Very small lasers.
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Targeting may be a problem.
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Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work without killing a small enough amount of healthy cells. You need tiny and very VERY accurate targeting in order to zap something as tiny and numerous as a brain plaque without missing and striking healthy cells. Better to inject phages or a chemical that dissolves the plaques (edited)
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You also cannot exactly attach lasers to nano robots either, at least ones of workable power output. (edited)
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You could deliver a drug to the affected areas via a vehicle that would dissolve when exposed to a certain threshold of a specific chemical secreted by the plaque. (edited)
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My statement is open to poking and prodding. (edited)
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poooooooooke
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proooooooood
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I think I read something somewhere that said Interleukin is sometimes used a powerful but very risky anticancer drug with potentially severe side effects, making it a perfect candidate for vehicle delivery (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/20/2019 12:08 PM
how is that perfect?
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It usually damages healthy cells on its own and has very severe side effects as it is systematically delivered. (edited)
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So it is not perfect.
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So it doesn't really work.
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Unless you directly deliver it to the tumor, where only the T-cells there are activated. Perhaps you could also deliver some T-cells along with the drug. (edited)
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Most people are afraid of AI because they are mean to machines. The alarm clock only rings because he wants to be helpful.
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Truth.
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Yeah.
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Also reminded me of this bit from a conversation with Ito (who is a cool philosopher dude with some backgrounding in transhumanism and ASI) I actually had a thought about that once when I was reading over the Orion's Arm entry on GAIA and other class 6 AIs. So the answer you're presenting is totally valid. Another possible answer is that the ASIs don't see their role as being the most efficient machines at accomplishing a task but as extending their civilizations' ability to do a thing. Think of a kind of higher order ecological participation. Sure, they're vast enough to be totally self sufficient, but that would put them outside the ecosystem/memetosystem that they were born from. They'd rather remain in close relationship to it and so, despite it being more efficient to just do it themselves, they deliberately try to include panhumanity. To simplfy the idea, think letting the children "help" vs. giving the children the opportunity to experience and grow.
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How and why was the IN formed?
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Same reason any navy is formed: Strongly Worded Letters only work for projecting your will if the other guy agrees.
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And what rules of war does the IN have?
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[formation of the IN] Commerce protection, mostly, at the time. (edited)
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And since this was the third month of Year Zero, the how mostly involved a new coat of paint and fresh flags for the war galleys, issuing new hats and jackets to the officers, and throwing out the remaining old letterhead that read "Royal Alatian Navy".
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Did anything strategically and politically similar to the two world wars happen in the Eldrae timeline? (edited)
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I doubt that there is much of anything that would be so odious as to be worth putting thousands of valuable immortal lives at risk? (edited)
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Around the same time they still had the ol' sten guns
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Also, the rules of war are very much different for reasons of war not being supposed to be sporting, and the moral balance between assassination and mass warfare being exactly the opposite of the way we look at it.
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As in: are there any treaties preventing q-boats
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I would assume even by that time that many of them would be unwilling to endorse pointless slaughter. After all, there are almost infinitely many better things to do with their lives.
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or shooting medics?
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If you have a Fuhrer problem, a quiet, almost unnoticeable gentlesoph takes a brief holiday, there is a tragic accident involving a baked potato, and then you no longer have a Fuhrer problem.
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I meant a conflict similar in technological level, politics and strategy to the two world wars.
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in the distant past
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like a hot war as opposed to a cold war or rivalry?
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Sten gun days
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Local rules of war and their differences from ours: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/07/25/trope-a-day-the-laws-and-customs-of-war/
The Laws and Customs of War: There are several sets of these, locally; the Empire has its Imperial Rules of War, and so forth, but the ones people mean in the general case are those contained in th…
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a world war
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where every nation fights to the death
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@Unknown That is not what happened in the World Wars
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Note: Q-ships are allowed, since if you don't start nothin', you don't get nothin'. Although the distinction between "Q-ship" and "armed frontier trader" gets a mite fuzzy, in the same sort of way that the Vikings went on long trading voyages but the ships in question were still full of armed Vikings , belike. (edited)
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Note 2: the rules of war forbid attacking medical personnel. People who don't follow that rule of war... you don't want to not follow that rule of war. (Chaplains are not protected, however, because military chaplains tend to be drawn from the orders of the war gods, and as such are combatant as fuck.)
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But aren't military medics just another form of solider in the books?
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how would they view ww1 and ww2?
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also, what does ‘belike’ mean?
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I think a massive waste of resources
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"Most likely; in all probability".
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that sounds right, belike.
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Just to circle back to an earlier comment @Zarpaulek, WW2 may not have started as a war like that, but by the midpoint it had definitely become one.
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Yup.
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And, yeah, WWII initially as a massive and tragic waste, the kind that happens when someone fucks up doing the things you do not to have a war like that, like stomping on belligerent demagogues the moment they march into the Rhineland, or assassinating Hitler before he turned into a major problem. Or imposing the Treaty of Versailles in the first place, as you don't put someone's back to the wall unless you're also shackling them to it.
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@Xveers Oh really? So why are Germany, Italy, and Japan still in existence?
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But what does happen if you shoot a medic?
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WWI - well, it's going to take a bloody long time before anyone gets past the sheer tactical insanity of that one. Mass attritional warfare? By someone above the tribal level? Seriously?
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WW1 was a giant meat grinder
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@Zarpaulek because while it was a total war fought in many cases to the last bullet (and beyond) in ww2's case the axis powers lost out on land and resources to go to the last bullet.
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Troops throwing themselves at each other by tromping through mudlands
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with little regard for cover
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as told by the generals
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The allied forces were willing to carry the war to that conclusion (some more than others and some countries more to the last bullet than others) but it was very much a war of (two sides enter, one side leaves)
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Unless it was a genuine honest mistake, you get yourself executed as a war criminal. If there is any sign that your side is treating it as official or unofficial policy, you stop receiving many of the benefits of the rules of war, starting with minor things like parole, and ending with major things like "quarter" and "mercy".
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But aren't they combatants too?
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@Xveers But not to the last man, no? Or at least, the leaders who were willing to keep fighting got ignored by their saner subordinates.
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@Unknown No, they're the people patching up the combatants.
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Not unless the rules of war aren't being followed. They still wear full armor (although painted with medical livery) because it's a battlefield, and carry a sidearm for personal protection, but they don't fight.
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So, if a soldier is nervous, fires at a vague shadow in the smoke, and hits a medic, would that meet the criteria of honest mistake?
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@Zarpaulek in several cases those subordinates were more than willing to fight to the last. The japanese military high command was intent on fighting to the last stick before they loat the political fight at the high command level to surrender (and they still had issues with attempts to stop their surrender from being announced)
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Yeah, once investigated. (And this is also why medics wear the armor. 😃 ) They aren't going to punish you for fucking up, only for mens rea .
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Multiple German units (mainly SS volunteer units) did fight to the death rather than surrender, for fairly understandable reasons.
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What are the problems with fighting to the death?
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Multiple soviet units also stood in place and died, and not all of those incidents were due to the use of blocking detachments behind them.
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British soldiers who tried to escape were shot.
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@Unknown mostly massive destruction to civillian infrastructure and the strong likelihood that if you surrender to them, it may not be honored.
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What if my civilians are deep in underground bunkers?
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@Unknown soldiers escaping from captivity (from a pow camp) is an acceptable reason to shoot. A POW has surrendered and agreed not to continue fighting, in exchange for certain treaty protections and restrictions. One can choose to escape to continue the fight, but said escape makea you a valid soldier and wartime target. You takes your chances and places your bets
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I meant to say WW1 troops
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on the battlefield
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@Unknown unless your bunkers are living in a self sufficient Fallout style shelter, they'll need the surface infrastructure.
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The chief problem with fighting to the death is getting people (other than your elite fanatics) to actually do it. As a rule, people don't want to die, and it's a lot easier to get them to accept a risk of death than the certainty of death.
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(unless certian sociological measures are put into place IE the state bushido that Japan was running. That wi get you plenty of to the death fighter)
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talking about war: What do vonesian air and ground deployments look like technologically?
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The second problem with fighting to the death is that, knowing that you are going to do whatever it takes to kill as many of us as possible, and that there's no way we can avoid excessive loss of life on your side no matter how merciful we wish to be, it frees up an awful lot of otherwise unacceptable tactical options.
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Like, to pick an Earth historical example, nuclear weapons.
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@Overmind that.
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Once the other side has decided to go "death or nothing" you can pull all the nasty toys out with little compunction of their use.
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And third, of course, the risk that you are going up against someone like Caliéne Sargas, whose response to people declaring that they will fight to the last man is a cheery "Your offer is acceptable." And then glassing the whole damn country from orbit, because, hey, you asked for it, pal.
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Caliene Sargas?
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the sociopathic general?
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Admiral. But yes. Who is very useful for situations like those: her sheer delight in taking them up on their offers has reduced the number of people making silly-ass statements about fighting to the last or the ISIS-standard "we love death more than you love life" to a minimum.
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It's not much of a terror threat when your supposedly-intimidating statement produces a girlish giggle and a shopping trip to the Special Weapons Section.
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Terror threat to who?
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If you make one of those statements, you're trying to scare the other side with your resolve.
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Actions speak louder than words?
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Talking about fighting to the last man: why haven't conventional troops been replaced with robots?
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treaties aside
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As for Republic deployments -- there's a DS9 episode called "The Siege of AR-558". That. Imagine a crowd of security redshirts with handguns, lacking in armor, artillery, grenades, heavy guns, body armor, etc., etc. They are, y'know, an enlightened and peaceful society.
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I thought they would at least have some form of protection or power armour
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It's fortunate that their fleet is rather better and that they have a lot of numbers, since not only could the IL go through them like a nuclear chainsaw through whipped cream, but despite their technological advantages, I wouldn't rate them against a decent 20th century military either .
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I thought they would be more angery than using a bunch of redshirts
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I visualised them as having 21st century technology deployments, throwing everything but (no, actually, even) the kitchen sink at the cybernetic transhumanist nightmare that is the enemy. (edited)
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It's not that they couldn't build the tech if they wanted to find a strategic clue somewhere, but like the Federation, they're an enlightened, peaceful society. They don't go in for all this militarism schtick.
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If they are so peaceful, why are they engaging the IN in ground assualts and trying to kill them with the military equivalent of blue peonies?
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...they aren't.
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What do their ships look like? Do they look similar to Star Trek ships in design? (edited)
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Well how are they militarily posing a threat in the first place?
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No. (Those designs are very dependent upon the weird physics.) Basically, look up the "ISO Standard Human Spaceship" trope, then throw in "Everything Is An iPod In The Future" interiors.
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I thought they looked like hastily deployed civilian repurpose rustbuckets with armour plates frantically power drilled on
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Irony: Republic ships, despite being less advanced, work very hard to achieve a sleek, futuristic look, hence that trope. Imperial ships, despite being stuffed full of bleeding-edge technological wonders, will feel free to dress up the bridge in the gleaming brass and polished mahogany of an earlier age, because they think it looks cool.
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I'm visualising a wall brick with iphone insides
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(Okay, gotta dash for a while.)
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Goodbye
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In space, nobody can hear you complain about bad aerodynamics.
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What about combat-odynamics?
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Wait, what if ADHAIC-CALYPSE, being as technologically implausible or militarily impractical as it seems, was just a rumor to keep the more upstart policies in line?
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re: the example Eldraic bridge decor The mere depiction of Rapture - despite being fictional - is an indictment against our civilization for not building like that.
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Why do sophonts need to perform such a perpetual liability as breathing oxygen?
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@Xveers To be clear, the Japanese high command were the fanatical leaders who were ultimately disregarded in Japan’s case. Hirohito was a figurehead god emperor.
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Morgrim Moon 04/25/2019 7:14 PM
because evolution does work works in cludgey fashion, not whats effecient
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Because thermodynamics is a harsh mistress.
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How so? , why can't I fuel my body with batteries, or even a micro reactor? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:38 AM
because that's not how your meat works
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if you had different meat it might be viable
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Most Eldrae are made of synthetic stuff
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Congratulations. You've now replaced breathing oxygen with "breathing" uranium.
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:38 AM
I think "most" eldrae are probably at least mostly organic.
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This is probably not a win, because there's a lot more oxygen.
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:39 AM
If only for the nostalgia.
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Why can't I recycle my own oxygen?
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:39 AM
Because that's a dumb way to do things?
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Because you don't have enough surface area to photosynthesize.
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:40 AM
If you were to wrap yourself up in an internal CLLS system, you'd only achieve a more wasteful process.
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Because no loop is truly closed.
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The main thing, though, is what would be the point ? Sure, people have worked out the theory of a bioshell that can run off a high-grade energy source and occasional mass supplementation, but what does it get you apart from an inconvenient need to buy power metals?
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:42 AM
At best you might be able to make a case for versatility?
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The thing about oxygen - and for those species with appropriate biochemistries, also ammonia, halogens, hydrogen, methane, and sulphides - is that they're all over the damn place waving signs reading "I'm an easily harnessed energy gradient!"
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Certainly you can, at great cost, turn yourself into a reasonably close approximation to a personal autarky, but it's the same sort of hobby as people today who live in nuclear bunkers and consume nothing but vitamin pills, organic algae, and recycled urine.
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Which is to say, you can do it, but you're a offputting shut-in who's found a particularly expensive and pleasure-free way to not get invited to any of the better parties. (edited)
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(Also, it doesn't help that by the time you've crammed everything needed for indefinite-term closed life support into and onto your body, you look like a morbidly obese Borg's less attractive cousin.)
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You mean you are one bulky piece of machine nightmare?
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 1:54 AM
Alternatively, you could cram everything you need for CLLS into your body, but you'd probably displace everything else you need to be a meaningfully functional sophont.
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When you look at it, it gets very big very fast - all those special circuits to ensure that the few but extremely necessary atoms of molybdenum get recycled, and all that.
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And heat dissipation rapidly becomes a nightmare.
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Although really, this is where one should just remember one’s economics, and specifically that autarky is close to the worst way of doing anything .
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If the vons are so peaceful and enlightened, then why are they trying to defeat the Empire?
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 2:17 AM
probably because the Empire offends their "peaceful and enlightened" ideals
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(also probably because they aren't actually peaceful and/or enlightened)
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I thought they had more of a "standing-on-an-upturned-apple-cart-while-making-a-speech" attitude (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 04/26/2019 3:17 AM
because the empire will beat them long term, whether it be militarily, or more likely simply absorbing the Vonnies' populace or causing mass defections
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Also RE "why does the IN crews its spacecraft with embodied crew": it‘s advantagous for moving about independently and effecting damage control. Nothing worse than taking a hit and per chance being stranded in a noetic substrate with no physical avatars and a draining cap stack.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/26/2019 1:13 PM
@MarcusAurelius culture shock incoming
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it's always a fun thing
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well not fun for the sufferer, fun to watch
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What if part of the Empire declared independence?
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0111narwhalz 04/26/2019 3:09 PM
"yeah sure whatever"
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What if people were made of cheese?
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MarcusAurelius 04/26/2019 5:31 PM
“You don’t want to be here, not our problem. Please return our property in a timely matter and settle matters with other Imperial citizens”
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By which I mean if you want an actual answer, you're going to have to come up with something more like a plausible scenario and less like an ass-pull. Otherwise you might as well ask me "What if Imperials could cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring?"
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Can they cut down all trees with herrings, or just the mightiest ones?
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See, now that's the kind of thing I expect y'all to specify.
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Although the latter would be of great scientific interest as a tree-mightiness detector. Also, a reliable way of establishing herringness.
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Possibly useful implications for farming and construction if they can expand the definition of tree enough.
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And now I'm turning this into ideas for the "Miney Python" mod.
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Is it just me or did you notice the Knight Who Said Ni hesitate before commanding them to cut down the tree with a... Herring?
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2019 9:03 PM
yes, this is inspired by your rant in underthewaterfall Cerebrate, but now I'm wondering how the Empire tends to handle occupations that are necessarily team-based. They don't do employment as much as contracting. So is it usually a bunch of individual contractors that get told "you are working together on this task"? Or small subteams of people that apply for the contract together? Or more complete teams of people, who are presumably friends and entering business together, who contract as one unit? I know mercenaries tend to be the latter, but do you put up an advertisement saying "I need a team of scientists to do [x]. Lab facilities provided, will negotiate on using your lab instead"?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/26/2019 9:32 PM
I suspect that answer, like it is here, is yes.
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And it would depend on the industry, local conditions, etc.
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(Under-development bot in the house.)
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[team-based projects in the Imperial economy] @Morgrim Moon It varies; sometimes you'll contract with an team; sometimes you'll contract a lead and let them assemble their team to suit; sometimes you'll go to a contract broker and have them assemble you a team to spec. And there's a lot of reputation networking and good old-fashioned xicé networking going on, too. The balance of which depends a lot on personal workstyle. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 2:36 AM
xicé? General knowing-of-people?
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Plus there are bounty economy scenarios where you simply announce the problem you want investigated and the reward for doing it, and let people compete to bring you solutions.
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Working your relationships, yeah. Sort of the equivalent of the Chinese guanxi / guanxixue .
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The same, incidentally, goes for non-sophont resources you may need for a job; in the agile free-market economy, the companies that own labs, say, and the companies that use labs, particularly specialized facilities aside, tend to not be the same company. Initiatives just contract for the use of the lab space, offices, processing cycles, etc., they need ad hoc for maximum flexibility.
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 2:44 AM
My gut reaction is that wouldn't work at all, but you've shown a ficlet where someone was rearranging their house structure and debating it and changing their mind, so you probably COULD have a suitably configurable lab space
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Initiative A finishes up on Tuesday, the owners hit the button to reprogram the smart-walls and the substrate while utility spiders shuffle equipment around overnight, and when Initiative B comes in on Wednesday morning, everything's set up their way down to the lab tech's coffee blend preferences. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 2:48 AM
meanwhile my lab had an Incident with the coffee machine that resulted in 3 of us trying to make it stop pouring hot foamed milk at us (solved temporarily by disconnecting the milk) and then figuring out what we could do with a large bowl of milkfoam
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(There's a whole standardized facility-description-file language designed to make this sort of thing as easy as possible to set up, plus once that's done, they can customize for the specific people using their personal preference files. Which every building they ever enter, just about, is going to download anyway, to fine-tune the lighting and environmental controls in their vicinity and make sure all the chairs are maximally comfortable.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 2:54 AM
wouldn't it be better to split the "things everyone is likely to want like lighting" from the very specific things, like lab bench setup? Or is bandwidth not a concern so no reason to bother?
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Lots of bandwidth everywhere. Especially in big commercial buildings, which tend to have massive hardwire hookups.
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But those personal oreferences are a basic system function, not specific to this. There , if you walk into a random coffee shop and sit down, you can observe the local lighting shift to best accommodate you, the chair reconfigure itself to your body shape, and dozens of other tiny for-your-comfort adjustments as soon as it knows you’re there. Knowing how you like your coffee ain’t but a fraction of it.
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 3:00 AM
Hopefully they've also got some nice AIs that can help you figure out your preferences too XD I have a hard enough time deciding combinations on my far-less-smart stuff
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That’s one advantage of carrying a personal AI around in your head. It can rewrite your prefs on the fly based on your current internal state.
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Morgrim Moon 04/27/2019 3:02 AM
that - having the personal Muse - is one of the more appealing bits of your setting
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If it's more useful and localized than Siri or Cortana.
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0111narwhalz 04/27/2019 3:41 PM
I expect their muse would know when to shut up.
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Personal AI assistants are an underexplored part of the transhuman future, IMO.
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Though Eclipse Phase stories can take a reasonably good dive at it.
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It's also an interesting form of cultural inertia and multi-agent threading, considering you can also retrofit your subconsciousness (and maybe fit in what I've come to call an "interconsciousness", a greater aware coordination of subconscious and semi-conscious and even other conscious threads) as well, raising points of displacing the role occupied by your muse(s) or merging with them to progressing extends.
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Aristoi did something like that with people cultivating split personalities/tulpaforcing to create “Daimons” with access to their implants
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Aristoi?
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A description of tropes appearing in Aristoi. A Science Fiction novel by Walter Jon Williams. Thousands of years ago, a Grey Goo event destroyed Earth1, …
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Hmmm.
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My idea of the interconsciousness was a bit inspired by Watts: a more beneign take on the idea of conscious-unconscious separation, the augmentation of the human brain, and how a posthuman brain might be organized with a greater coordinated capacity to split off threads and multi-task.
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In the case of Venimus, I almost consider the Muses legacy hardware.
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On the other hand, Muses are very useful to have a viewpoint and principle meta-cognition that isn't You. Interconscious retrofits may enable the brain to multi-task amongst other things, but there's only one principle conscious and thus major personality thread for the entire brainstate. (edited)
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If you’re going for full-blown multiple consciousnesses like the Gang I think you’ll need to graft on additional brain tissue or silicon substitutes. Evolution tends to cut costs over building in redundancy, I doubt that the human brain could host more than one, maybe two (hemispheres) sophont personas.
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Or outsource, if there's bandwidth available.
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I've avoided full-blown multi-consciousness so far.
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Lots of noetic subroutines running on the future equivalent of AWS.
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It's dang-hard to write from third-person perspective already.
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Interconscious things mostly featured as an ability to offload stuff that doesn't need self-aware supervision to cognitive subroutines that are mostly already there in your head.
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Stuff like "make your breakfest while you read the news" or such. And yeah, I'm also discussing all forms of outsourcing.
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Also developed a little trans/posthuman cryostatis protocol.
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How To Keep A Sophont From Going Grand Mal Because Their Augmentations Are Shut Down During Cryo-suspension.
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Also, question @Overmind: where is "noetic" rooted in, language-wise?
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From the Greek noetikos "relating to mental activity or the intellect", itself from noetos (intellectual), itself from noein (perceive).
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You Have To Love Your Greek™
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Might apt-get install that into my own language space; transhuman existence lacks in good words for a many new things... not to mention post/panhumanism.
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(Brief note on the earlier secession thing: I remembered this - https://eldraeverse.com/2016/08/30/on-secession/ - which mostly deals with what a tremendous charlie foxtrot it would be due to the multiple-individual-contractual-and-propertarian-relations, which is why they can be glad it never came up. The attitude , however, is as @0111narwhalz and @MarcusAurelius describe - very much "don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out... and don't come crawling back, either, you ungrateful bastards!" .)
I note that there are no provisions here for secession of nations. Oversight, deliberate, or covered elsewhere by other provisions and principles? Ah, secession. Let me explain. No, there is too mu…
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...Now I'm also fumbling around with a better word for emotional expression by digital means. I hacked together a rather bastard word of "expransion", but it looks just too damn much like a typo.
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I don't really know what I was thinking when I slapped together and then blendered that.
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On the other hand, you'd expect the root word for something new to emerge from casual use more than something highly articulated taken out of greek, when it comes to this stuff...
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On the current topic, though, I'll note that while you can and people do talk to their muses, since conversation is a large part of how we think, the big advantage of having a synnoetic AI is that it's synnoetic , and can hear you thinking. Once your partnership has matured, you live in a world where in all minor things, your will is done without you actually having to express it.
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My casual uses are highly articulated things taken from the Greek! 😎
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syn-noetic, "in union with your thoughts". Neat. And yeah, capturing that is also tricky.
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Generally, posthuman society can sometimes be so counter-intuitive it really screws with my head on a continous basis and kills my ability to write.
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You completely have to re-assess the challenge threshhold of everything.
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On the other hand, it clears out all the casual mess, and leaves behind the gritty inter-personal stuff.
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If you can pack together people from many cultural, philosophical and generational backgrounds, with different goals, the better.
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Or, in that case, semi-Japanese. Emojitags, which are v-tags based on Eldraeic's attitudinal grammar.
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Projected In ideographic form.
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Originally designed for use in space, where you can't see people's expressions through their helmets.
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Hmmm. I spun my idea more along the lines of a separate channel to language which is perception of another's feelings. Peter F. Hammilton called it the Gaiasphere in his Void triology.
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I called the sub-part of the Dataverse the "noonsphere" because all the data formats are made of human cognition copied, transmitted and stored therein in some manner.
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The idea here was less AR overlay and more, well, adding onto human empathy. Still somewhat messy, and the gradient depends on how open somebody is with the projection.
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(on the other hand, amongst posthumans, expressed feelings are just as much memetic tools as any other form of communication, so you have to consider that it is subject to filtering as well.) (edited)
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Aha, right. Yeah, that's be covered somewhere in the farspeech sidebands, methings.
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(it also has a bunch of other utilites such as "empathy aggregates" in Social Media 3.0, or empathy tags left with spimescape entities.)
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The direct emotional transmissions, I mean. Lots of specialized forms of formatted cognition, primarily exomemories, gnostic overlays, mnemonetic templates, and slinkies.
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Yeah.
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(i.e., experience-memories, actual cognitive routines, data memories, and recorded sense experience.)
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It's just something I wanted to experiment around with; a lot of my first transhuman writings didn't touch cultural impacts much.
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Reading the nexus triology and its fiction-elaborated representations of spontanously formed human group cognitions in various formats was interesting in this regard.
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How (trans/post/pan/normal) humans might share and network their experiences and cognition, be it social, meditative, public activities, brainstorming, or otherwise.
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Yeah, I need to reread those.
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They're good stuff in this regard. I especially found the points where we have buddhist meditation modified with nootropics and Nexus to be an interesting new idea I hadn't encountered before at all.
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What Nexus did well was challenge my conception of the ontology of the human mind, and the culture sorounding its exploration.
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For 'verse purposes, I generally run with the notion that most cognitive formats go through specific protocols and formatting for what amounts to safety purposes. Direct linkage often has... side effects.
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Yeah...
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That'll be a doozy because for Venimus I invented the idea of "Universal Cognitive Parsing".
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Have you read Neverness and its sequel trilogy, by any chance?
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Presuming you mapped cognition of both parties well enough, you can run basically loss-less translation of cognitive, not just neurological, data from one entity to another.
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And no, I haven't.
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In that, the pilots directly interface with their ships to operate FTL, by solving the complex mathematical theorems needed to model spacetime's underside. In one of the books, we see two pilots in a relationship sharing a ship, which is something traditionally warned against - and then we see why, as they start copying each others mannerisms and finishing each other's sentences, as minds leak into each other.
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After all, the minds don't know where their edges are.
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Depends on your cultural distaste to such developments, thoughy
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In Ascendance, I display a similiar altitude. Transhumans are rather afraid, culturally, to loose their individuality.
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In Venimus I kind of want to explore more varied points of view on that.
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It works much the same way in the 'verse - without some sort of controlling protocol, given the multitude-of-agents model of minds, linking minds together will produce one big mind which over time stops being able to be anything else.
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Oh, I'm not passing any judgement on the desirability of such a thing, just the sophotech of it.
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Not saying you were either. I was just noting the possible variances in ontologies on such matter.
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The technical outcome seems indesputable.
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'Verse-wise, the protocols are designed the way they are so you have to choose to engage in activities that may abolish your individual identity and can't stumble into them all unknowing. It's okay to be in a Fusion, so long as you chose to fuse.
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That‘s something you‘d see emerge more in Venimus.
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The story is set against the background of both a near-future largely beneign hard take-off, and alien first contact.
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So it‘s a world where the definition of "human" and self-aware highly intelligent entities in general has become maleable.
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——— This discussion also tangentionally reminded me of a character I am developing for a story in Apeiron Terminus: a Spacy "Officer" (sophont in the military) who does a lot of free time where ve spents time without heavy exo-noetic meshing or support: do all the things veself. As a contrast to being one networked entity in the mindframe of the warship ve crews for work.
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Yeah, I can see something like that being definitely recommended for combat confluxes, or any confluxes, really.
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That, and spending time surrounded by things designed to remind you strongly of you.
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Are there, or have there been any soldiers like John-117 militarily? (edited)
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The technical term for the position is SCO, Sophont Command Officer. In AT, most of a combat starship is fought by skoponethic minds: the pans aboard serve as "ethical components" that constrain and tether the military to the polity and its citizens imminently, both politically and culturally.
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You want to avoid intelligent minds without a true connection to the polity that made them as much as you want to avoid a military that only answers to a few on the command chain, and has no principle constraints to move against itself.
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@Unknown More like the Spartan-III’s and IV’s I think. The Empire isn’t much for kidnapping children I think
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Has there even been a figure as legendary as the fabled John-117?
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Fabled?
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John-117?
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Let‘s be honest, John-117 is a fantay character.
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@gollark sigh (edited)
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Special Forces soldiers like him do not exist in reality.
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There Are No One Man Armies.
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Let it be noted that after eight millennia of history, there are legendary figures all over the damn place.
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0111narwhalz 04/28/2019 3:44 PM
most of them are probably still alive
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Enderminion 04/28/2019 3:50 PM
remember the tale gets greater with every retelling
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One advantage of long lifespans is that your history is more accurate than most.
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Hell, so is your mythography.
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Why is the oldest Eldrae only a few hundred years old? These are the 5000s for crying out loud!!!
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This is the 7th millennium, and the oldest around is older than the Empire by a couple of hundred years.
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Also, I need a "seriously, have you even read the books/blog/comments?" emoji, 'cause damn.
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How haven't they died? The Empire started in the steam age.
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Luck and caution, probably.
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Their bodies would have long broken down!
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No, eldræ are immortal in the sense of not naturally dying.
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Bronze age.
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And that.
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Do you have any plans for an Eldraeverse tabletop game?
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Already established by Word of God that there would be plans for something in just about every medium, if sufficient megabucks appeared.
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In the Immortal Words of Jayne Cobb; "I'm smelling a lot of If coming off this plan"
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Yeah. Or, as Jayne also says, "Mostly only when I'm gettin' paid."
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That said, RPG companies and game developers who are interested in the license shoud always feel free to contact me. We'll do lunch and talk terms.
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@Unknown What part of Precursor-engineered space elves do you not understand?
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What would actually work as a setting for an eldræversal RPG anyway? One of those mercenary companies or something?
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0111narwhalz 04/28/2019 5:18 PM
Science?
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Or you could go with something free-tradery and Travelleresque, although there's not many things you couldn't support somewhere.
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The crunch is going to be hard to come up with, though. Some sort of bastard child of GURPS, Eclipse Phase, and Exalted, probably. Maybe written entirely in haiku for ease of understanding.
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I’d suggest Planet Mercenary if you found a way to adapt the AI chassis-migration rules to biologicals (following the comic’s example).
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Myriad Song might work for a pre-space to early space-age campaign. Lot of analog technology there.
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The Eldraeverse is filled to the corners with TONS of game, storyline and setting material just waiting to be made into a game.
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Morgrim Moon 04/28/2019 7:21 PM
Dispora's engine could work decently
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*Diaspora
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it's swinging hard to the opposite side as GURPs where crunch is concerned, but the advantage is you only need relative capabilities of stuff and not hard numbers, which works pretty well with hard scifi that you aren't loopholing. And there's something appealing about the mechanics for winning a social battle in the Court of Courts being the same as the mechanics for winning a battle on the ground with the Legions. (Or heck, winning a battle on the ground with memetics)
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By Giovanna da Silva Many view the United States as a free market capitalist state and Nordic countries such as Sweden and Finland as socialist due to their extensive welfare system. Yet, in the Un…
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So, today, I was reminded of the Air Force studies on voices that best get pilot's attention, especially in stressful moments, whose conclusions were that the top features were (a) women and (b) profanity - hence Bitching Betty, since no-one wanted to explain to Congress why they spent a million dollars teaching fighter planes to swear. I mention this for collectors of 'verse trivia. since I am fairly certain that given the engineering-first nature and rather more practical appreciation of the legionary vocabulary, Imperial-manufactured aircraft do in fact have a lady with a gloriously plummy accent instructing pilots to PULL THE FUCK UP.
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(Or, y'know, the local equivalent.)
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How are the different (non-visible-spectrum) colours organized wavelength-wise?
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For instance, where is galle on the EM spectrum?
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(As in (presumably) one of the wavelength limits on Kalatri vision.)
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NVM I found it.
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In a nutshell, why do we still use capitalism, despite it's inherent flaws when unchecked?
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Because everything else is orders of magnitude worse
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TAKE IT TO #deleted-channel .
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in the "Everybody Dies" level of worse
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0111narwhalz 05/01/2019 12:53 AM
hmm, I wouldn't mind auditing that course
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Humans draw a pretty significant contrast between wolves and dogs in folklore. Might lead to a major cultural movement among neo-canines.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 6:33 AM
and there's a big difference in the wolf-lore between europe and north america. (probably because the north american wolves avoid humans and, before they were mostly extinct-ed, the european wolves actively hunted humans)
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That might be more because Native Americans didn't raise sheep. Sure, South America has llamas but the largest canines there are more inclined to eat rabbits and fruit, the ranchers are more afraid of jaguars.
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So, The Drowning Of The People is why democracy didn't work?
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other way around: the leaders tried to impose democracy, so they got a free waterfall ride
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Also, how did the Automation Revolution not cause society to collapse?
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 9:59 AM
drastic labour shortage in Eldrae society, not our labour surplus
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because they might be technically immortal, but they're also extremely slow breeding
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Also, eldraic neurophysiology is better suited to job retraining than ours
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We have traditionally thought of jobs as a lifelong path, eldrae get bored and change careers every six hundred years or so.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 10:17 AM
tbf if we had 600 yrs we'd do the same
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more accurately: Having a constant labor shortage means they never developed the insane fixed pie labor theories, or the idea that a Job(tm) is what is important rather than what you are trying to do. They also weren't the kind of bigots that enact minimum wage to lock out the people they don't like.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2019 11:26 AM
What about a populace kept too ignorant to try a DotP
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Most people in even real history did not know enough to realize their leaders could be overthrown
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Peasants' rebellions were not uncommon in the middle ages.
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Though they usually claimed "oh no, we wouldn't want to depose our God-ordained king, just his crooked ministers" to avoid excommunication
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2019 1:51 PM
Peasants rebellions had a way of failing however
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such is the nature of melee weapons
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@BizarroLand ♀ but often not before putting a few people to the torch
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Has the Eldrae homeworld ever experienced nuclear war?
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Do Empire citizens still drive cars?
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:13 PM
not in the total war sense most people usually mean, and judging on the whole "they thought of spacelift for nukes before attacking" comment I don't think they were ever dropped. People here still use horses and buggies, I wouldn't be surprised
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The Eldrae still using something as old fashioned and kinda inefficient as living vehicles
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?
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I thought self-driving cars would have rendered normals cars moot
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:14 PM
you do know what the word "Here" means, don't you? (edited)
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IF THEY ARE SO TRANSHUMAN, WHY DO THEY STILL DRIVE CARS AND WHIP HORSES????!!!!1111!1!
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:15 PM
and given their propensity for creative anacronism, I wouldn't be surprised if they paid for uplifted quadruped propelled taxis for parties. Why do you type those things? You just deteriorate your already smashed reputation
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...because I'm an AI idiot?
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:16 PM
then why not stop?
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Anyway, there are plenty of sophonts that can fly, so why not hire a few to transport guests to a party?
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:18 PM
most that can can't carry a payload, but that was a tangential point anyway
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Talking about Eldrae vehicles: There really should be an Eldraeverse tabletop game; It would be a very interesting concept with literal TONS of setting material, we just have to get some plans written down first. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:33 PM
not really, no offense meant to the author but there's little in depth available for ground combat. There's a few worlds with interesting ideas, but they're no where near the detail necessary for designing ground campaigns, and most of those are core worlds that are unlikely to see ground combat. for the "present" of the setting, An RPG is probably the best fit, followed by a polity or corporate strategy for the current era. A High Frontier style space exploration game set during the era of the Spaceflight initiative would be fun, as would an RPG or strategy game set during the earlier eras on Eliera to capture a steampunk or fantasy/wuxia feel
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Ahh, we could write a ground combat system up.
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or at least material needed
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Are you saying the current era isn't fun? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:35 PM
it's also one of the least interesting bits of the setting. The 'gate plexus and the layout of the Worlds and the Vonnies is more interesting for wargaming, and this setting still fits RPGs better, because they can take full advantage of the interesting societal layout. ...seriously?
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Perhaps a general system could be written for most of the significant events in Eldrae history.
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So now you have several systems because of vastly different combat!
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Okay, @Unknown this is the closest thing the Eldraeverse has to a wiki, I suggest you read it https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/Eldraeverse
A description of tropes appearing in Eldraeverse. In another universe, in a galaxy strangely similar to our own, there’s a bubble of space a couple of …
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Not much info on plans for a tabletop
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"If I'm paid to", basically, is the plan, did you not read?
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404 common sense not found. Please consult a TronTech Solutions technician (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:52 PM
Or not, since the burden for reading the background material on a server focused on one canon is on the participant
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I only got one pair of eyes.
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:54 PM
and it didn't tale that long for me, and I enjoyed it. in the meantime, when you have a "does this exist" question, use the bloody search function on the website
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Or the Discord's search thing, for conversations.
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Talking about payment: Doesn't Cerebrate already have a patreon?
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Yes, I believe so.
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Payment from a company which wants a spaaaace tabletop game, though.
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 4:59 PM
he's being paid to write, not to make a game
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You just need to persuade a small amount more people to donate... (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 5:02 PM
...and he's not a game dev
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We also have a community of people who would be more than eager to offer a hand
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Having briefly prodded game development, game development is hard. Though I mean programming computer games, not tabletop ones.
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payment is an issue though. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 5:03 PM
I'm busy and don't know what I'm doing
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We're all busy here
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I have spare time and don't know what I'm doing.
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I'm alt-tabbing between this and scaling up solar in Factorio.
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MarcusAurelius 05/01/2019 5:04 PM
so what part of that makes you think that this server is both willing and able to pitch in and make a tabletop game on a reasonable time scale, and presumably for mininal to know compensation
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 7:09 PM
game dev is exceptionally hard and a specialised skill to boot. And we are talking a few thousand dollars minimum to commission someone for bare bones mechanics
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I know some people in the tabletop RPG industry.
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They tend to go more for storytelling than mechanics these days though
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@Unknown The automation revolution didn't cause significant social problems because people weren't idiots who made exactly the wrong decision at every point along the way. Which is both cynical and true. No nuclear war, because strategic nuclear weapons are terrible instruments for fighting a war with if you're going up against anyone remotely reasonable. All flitters, skimmers, and groundcraft are at least capable of being manually driven, in case you need to use them somewhere where the road-grid isn't. Like off-road. Doesn't mean they usually are.
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@MarcusAurelius "not really, no offense meant to the author but there's little in depth available for ground combat. There's a few worlds with interesting ideas, but they're no where near the detail necessary for designing ground campaigns, and most of those are core worlds that are unlikely to see ground combat. for the "present" of the setting, An RPG is probably the best fit, followed by a polity or corporate strategy for the current era. A High Frontier style space exploration game set during the era of the Spaceflight initiative would be fun, as would an RPG or strategy game set during the earlier eras on Eliera to capture a steampunk or fantasy/wuxia feel" This, this, a thousand times this!
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Also your later comment. I am (hypothetically) interested much more in RPGs than anything resembling a straight wargame. Not that I'd turn down money if someone offered it to me, mind, but it's not an avenue I'm particularly interested in pursuing.
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Even in pure fiction terms, really. If you want war-porn milSF, there's a shit-ton of it out there - hell, there's enough of it that I read - that I don't feel like replicating.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 7:24 PM
wargames tend to need mechanically even fights, and if the Empire is in a fair fight they fucked up. The only way I could see a wargame working is a skirmishing system that is specifically some sort of sport in-canon. Like gamesters having fun.
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Also, to be perfectly clear: While I have from time to time played tabletop games, and run tabletop games, I'm not a game developer or anything close to a game developer. I am in no way qualified to do the crunch, even if it's just customizing one of the open-and-flexible systems like Diaspora.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2019 7:25 PM
Although some sort of hi tech paintball Necromunder-type thing might be enjoyable for them. Or even using live rounds, they've got backups and could make specific game-bodies.
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(one mechanic: do deliberately 'cool' but often penalising things in one match, in order to attract sponsors who will give you a mechanical benefit in future matches 😛 )
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[re: game development] I am open to expressions of interest from anyone who can do the crunch and is interested in working with me on the fluff, but if you want it to be an official with-authorial-blessing game, there are a few criteria that are going to have to be met. 1. I'm probably going to want to see some preexisting crunch or evidence of crunch-competence. I don't want to end up with the mechanics of World of Synnibarr . 2. Actually, let's just say preexisting work . The authors of FATAL need not apply. 3. I'm also going to need to believe that you're going to respect the spirit of the setting. (Which probably means Tronzoid isn't going to get what he wants, alas.) It's got to feel right. 4. Finally, I get the power of veto. No quibbling. This is my brand. (edited)
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Some of the devs at Sanguine are tossing out ideas for a brain uploading-heavy RPG ala Eclipse Phase but using their Cardinal system over on their server.
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Though I'm not sure they'd be too enthusiastic about the privately owned empire setting.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2019 8:57 PM
Linky?
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Who actually runs the Empires many worlds?
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I assume they, like in 40k, are each controlled by a planetary governor. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2019 4:44 AM
Why?
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Because it's inefficient to run the planets with one government
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2019 4:46 AM
Cities run themselves just fine, mayors are often a nuisance to work around rather than having power. Or have more of a promotional role. Why can't a planet coordinate internally?
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Does the empire have to worry about wandering planets potentially hiding galactic pillagers?
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That could make for an awfully good setting
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0111narwhalz 05/02/2019 4:50 AM
It's someone's job to worry about that.
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A galactic civilisation is bought to an end by pillagers residing within wandering planets
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0111narwhalz 05/02/2019 4:50 AM
But chances are it's not most people's job.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2019 4:52 AM
I think that's why the Ley Accords let you HAVE a small amount of planetbusters as long as you don't use them without good reason. This counts as one
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Well, it depends if you know there are pillagers lying in wait. You can't just use planet buster on any old body (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/02/2019 4:56 AM
…obviously?
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I assume they have a body that inspects these kind of bodies for any potential threats that would require deploying a planet buster. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/02/2019 4:58 AM
They're familiar with godtech, so I imagine their scientific protocols come with certain, ah, assurances
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Probably planet-busting is relatively low in the procedure though?
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Historically, the most successful empires have left their provinces' old governments intact and sent them a governor to keep watch on them and collect taxes.
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MarcusAurelius 05/02/2019 7:26 AM
This one is a bit of an exception though, since most of the territory it occupies was never previously occupied or developed by sophonts. Same idea though, and especially given Eldraic biological and imperial cultural leanings, government will be pretty minimal. From what I've seen, most day to day functions are carried out by private citizens and companies, with the gov. mostly being there for keeping the peace, settling disputes, and dealing with external issues
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"Run" might be rather a strong world. Maybe "umpire" would work better.
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Anywhere, where details are concerned, I point you here:
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!ref tag imperial charter
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Articles relating to imperial charter can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/imperial-charter/
Posts about Imperial Charter written by Alistair Young
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Some governments maintain a rigidly defined chain of command, rights and duties, from top to bottom – from a monarch, an autocrat, an elected council, or what have you, directives emerge and …
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...for some notes on what that means in practice. Sure, there's going to be someone who with their staff coordinates things at the planetary level, since there are things specifically tied to that scale, but calling them a "planetary governor" is one of those things very likely to lead one into error by giving one an entirely incorrect picture of the powers attached thereto.
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Actual forms of governance, such as it is, vary widely between every individual constituent nation and administrative region, inasmuch as one size very much does not fit all. The Ministries of the Imperial Service run all the way to the bottom, but the local executives that control them locally can vary extraordinarily in form.
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As for what it does - okay, here's the top-level look. There are seven Ministries of the Crown (each of which contains several lower-level Ministries of the State, but details). You've got The Exchequer The Admiralty The Ministry of the Empire The Ministry of Harmonious Serenity The Ministry of State and Outlands The Ministry of Progress and Prosperity The Threefold Auditors of Impropriety plus the Imperial Service itself
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How do they keep the threefold from getting close enough to each other to become the Single? Given the nature of their work simply being better people isn't going to cut it.
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The Exchequer's remit is easy to describe: money. Counting it, minting it, spending it, and making it exist in the first place. Least likely thing: they also run the Imperial Banking & Credit Weave, which is to say, the interbank clearing network. For values of "run" these days equal to "extremely hands-off supervise", but its very first iteration was created so that the Exchequer could move money around conveniently.
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The Admiralty: likewise easy. The Military Service, military intelligence, and all their auxiliary functions.
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Ministry of the Empire: infrastructure functions; that which the governance needs for itself, and that which requires high-level coordination that no-one else was doing at the time. They have the media/transparency office, the postal service/couriers, the surveyors, the actually-public public health and ecology functions, the people who deal with interstate-up highways and skyways, look after unincorporated territory, and most importantly, balance externalities.
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Ministry of Harmonious Serenity: keep things harmonious and serene. To this end, they have the Constabulary, Investigation & Pursuit, the Emergency Management Authority, and Imperial State Security.
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Ministry of State and Outlands: diplomats, border guards, resident aliens.
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Ministry of Progress and Prosperity: making things get better, or more accurately, making it easier to make things better and harder to make 'em worse. Includes the Exploratory Service, the Grand Survey, public libraries, gene libraries, skill preservation, the copyright and patent office, Companies' House, the Market Liberty Oversight Directorate, and the standards people.
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Threefold Auditors of Impropriety: exactly what it says on the tin, three different ways. Internal Audit, which looks into waste and inefficiency; Censorious Scrutiny, which looks at improper social relationships and their consequences; and Service Security, which watches for conventional malfeasance.
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Notable for its redundancy and watching-the-watchmen internal structure, which goes so far as to have a triumvirate running the place so there's no level at which there's noone watching said watchmen.
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ah, I thought the 3-f were three complete replications of function and goal
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Then there's the bit called in technical language "the Imperial Service", which is actually the cross-cutting organization whose logarchies provide all the back-end support the Ministries need because otherwise the duplication would be horrendous, but which has some bits which deal with the public directly. Most notably "Imperial Services", which runs the front offices where citizen-shareholders can get stuff done . And are dedicated to customer service alone , as it were, so it gets done well .
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But also contains the Central Office of Records and Archives, which includes the equivalent of the census people, the historians, the college of arms, the registry of branches, the office of title and estate, and its subdivision, the Bureau of Unattached Chattels and Uncertain Titles, which deals with cleaning up the mess left behind when property and owner somehow fail to be linked.
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And that's pretty much it. Add 'em all up, they pretty much do everything the Charter empowers the governance to do, so there're very few local governances that need/bother to set up their own institutions.
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(That's all the executive, of course. The judicial and iatropsychic branches have their own setup.)
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BluejayHurricane 05/04/2019 3:11 PM
Do the standard biomods include the ability to throw up on command?
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BluejayHurricane 05/04/2019 3:46 PM
Because for a species where exploration means making alcohol out of the local flora and dinner parties can cater to almost anything, the ability to deal with poisons fast seems important.
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[do the standard biomods include the ability to throw up on demand?] No, but they do include effective immunity to aconite, ammonia, antipyrine, arsenic, atropine, camphor, hydrocyanic acid and other common cyanides, iodine, picrotoxin, lead, strychnine, limited exposure to chlorine gas, and a number of other common organic and inorganic poisons; counteracting small quantities of formaldehydes, fullerenes, phthalates, and other industrial byproducts; resistance to heavy metal poisoning (although chelation is still required to remove it); and the ability to drink high-salt water without harm. (edited)
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All included under Project Let's Get Even Better At Not Dying.
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I kind of doubt your standard eldrae could face a kaeth in a drinking contest though
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True, but neither can God.
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Enderminion 05/04/2019 4:05 PM
can they deal with Anti-Uranium doped Fullerenes?
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also Humans drink High salt water often, it's called Gatorade
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How would that even work? Replacing the stomach with a stupidly high-powered force field somehow?
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Higher salt. Like seawater.
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Are gravitic bombs feasible given a large enough gravity pulse?
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Implosion bombs, you mean?
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No, external
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....uh?
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EX-plosion bombs (edited)
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...so, a bomb that uses gravity (or, in this case, paragravity's close cousin the pressor) to hurl everything away from it?
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yes
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You could build one of those, or you could just use, say, an explosion .
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or at least bend something
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I think the gravity manipulation stuff in this obeys conservation of energy, so just use the really energy dense power source to explode.
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Explosions are affected by many physical and thermodynamic factors, a gravy bomb just needs to be able to generate a strong enough pulse to deal damage to the target
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It is destructively pumped
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Which will get you much more bang for the buck, since thermodynamic losses in energy conversion and the pressor generator will eat much of your potential energy.
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Yikes, seawater is 35 grams/liter, while Gatorade is just 450 milligrams per liter.
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Though I’m kind of reminded of Thor’s attempt to drink the world’s oceans.
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Yeah, that one took some serious biotech to implement, but if you're stuck somewhere with the "water, water, everywhere" problem, it's worth every penny.
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You may still die, but at least you won't die ironically .
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The implosion variant, that exists in the archives because that's not an effect you can get otherwise, inefficient as it is. But the explosion one? Just blow something up.
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Enderminion 05/04/2019 4:18 PM
I would think that basic nano tech could take the salt out of water, downside would be excreting blocks of NaCl
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Ouch.
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Bad enough having to poop crystalline sludge.
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Why not dispense it through a port in your index finger and have it on chips? (edited)
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Enderminion 05/04/2019 4:22 PM
mix it with other waste or something
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Please be aware that using strikeout markup does not perform the alchemy required to make something funny.
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Nor does removing the strikeout markup.
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@Enderminion Well, it is - it's dumped into the large intestine - but if you're in circumstances where you need to drink that kind of water, you're already not in the happiest or most volumetric place, bowel-wise.
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How so?
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What does an Eldrae city look like density wise. I know they like their space, but I'm not sure how it cashes out. Is the city still dense enough for the skyline to look like something we would recognize as a city?
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Are there any flaws, fundamental or otherwise, that plague the Empire?
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MarcusAurelius 05/04/2019 4:39 PM
I imagine they still build up, but there's fewer people per floor and generally larger apartments.
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Wasn't thinking of height, though that would factor into it. More the distance between buildings (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/04/2019 6:00 PM
I'd imagine you'd have more tree lined boulevards and generally more open space, but I doubt it would be that noticably different from modern cities like say, Manhattan
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Morgrim Moon 05/04/2019 8:01 PM
There are some mammals that excrete excess salt via their tear ducts, that's an option if someone is getting very specific biomorphs to solve the seawater problem. But if it's a general purpose, seldom used toxin elimination system then the bowel is a simpler option.
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MarcusAurelius 05/04/2019 8:09 PM
for most levels, you could probably just remove it through the standard waste extraction systems, yeah
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2019 5:31 PM
So wait? Ethics isn’t arbitrary? (edited)
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Risking the Rage of God here, but the is-ought problem hasn’t been solved yet, right?
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(Irl)
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ought is a meaningless term without a referent goal
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2019 5:51 PM
but then why pursue goals
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Do the eldrae have an equivalent to Go?
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As in the area control game played with black and white stones on a grid.
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ithréth is a very similar game to Go, except in one respect: it's played in four dimensions rather than two.
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(Masters of the game claim the true subtlety always likes in the ana and kata moves; beginners tend to find the complexity lies in the lack of four-dimensional gameboards or four-dimensional spaces to keep them in.)
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Isn’t every game played in the temporal dimension?
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he means four spacial dimensions
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could be neat if you could arrange a board game where one of the dimensions -was- time, where you can make moves at multiple places along the games timeline
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BluejayHurricane 05/05/2019 10:29 PM
Or a game where time didn’t play into it; create initial conditions and see what happens
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like conways game of life?
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There's one like that (the time-travel game) in canon; the rules can't enforce consistency, of course, so essentially moving in such a way to create a temporal paradox is an instant loss for whoever's on the sharp end of it.
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So, on one hand, you might be able to assure victory by borrowing pieces from the future, but you have to weigh that against the risk that the earlier instance of them might be destroyed and cause you a paradox-loss.
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Likewise, you can send pieces into the future to reinforce yourself there, but then you don't have them now. And if you get them back from the future so you do have them now, then if they are destroyed in the future, you lose immediately if the game reaches the future and they're destroyed then.
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lack of four-dimension gameboards just use color?
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Or am I folding the geometry too simple here?
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Any of these in the Empire?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 5:37 AM
That, uh, depends on what it is
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It is a Vacuumorph from Man after Man: An Antropology Of The Future.
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 5:49 AM
Well, they do have spacer clades of varying degrees of specialization.
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Also, how could a race of avian people successfully manipulate tools and weapons?
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Somewhat depends on how anthropomorphic they are.
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If we're looking at some kind of six limbed gryphonesque body form, quite plausible
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Or how their wings are configured
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Because I am designing a bird race in Dwarf fortress
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Mainly wing configuration, I think
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They can use their feet, but I'm unsure how to configure wings to hold tools
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Well bat wings are basically long-fingered handa with webbing. The thumb could be used to hold small things
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 6:07 AM
Most birds use beak and feet; parrot feet are completely prehensile. Alternatively you've got 3 fingers that are atrophied in most modern birds but could be manipulatory digits in a species that had a reason to retain them
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My species is unusual for typical birds: They have four eyes and have blue blood
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 6:08 AM
then they're utterly unrelated to earth-birds and you can give them all the fingers you please
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Their name means "strange bird" in Dwarf
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I once wrote a corvid uplift as having archaeopteryx wings https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeopteryx?wprov=sfti1
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 6:09 AM
keep in mind that if they've got a similar body plan to earth-birds, then they can't do strength based manipulation with their fingers, that'll be feet. Because wings are only strong in the downstroke
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They developed their unusual physique through a few genetic mutations, possibly caused by magic
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my bird can stab with a spear just fine, it's CQB I'm worried about
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Well if you have magic, you can do most anything
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 6:10 AM
heck, hoazin STILL HAVE archeopteryx-like wing claws, iirc they're the only bird that still does
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Wing claws it is
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 6:21 AM
There was that one which walked on its wingtips and used its feet as manipulators.
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Also it had underwing superchargers.
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Where?
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can't get a scroll anchor on the excerpt
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My pegasus design for the Advancedverse (which draws heavily from Tiny Sapient Ungulates) runs with wings that are feathered, but underneath said feathers are essentially bat-style but with additional potential stiffness - i.e., cartilaginous membranes stretched between what are essentially evolved finger-bones. (The adaptability of this combination helps explain their absurdly awesome maneuverability.) But one feature of TSUs that I retained for the forehooves is that while the pastern and hoof in equines are essentially fused versions of what in humans would be fingers and fingernails, a later evolution involved the re-division of the lowest part of the phalanges and the hoof wall to provide short "fingers" or "toes" with limited manipulatory capability. In the pegasai, this same evolution affects the phalanges which support the wings, providing wingtips with a similar limited gripping ability.
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(For those not familiar with Tiny Sapient Ungulates: https://jayrockin.tumblr.com/tagged/tiny+sapient+ungulates/ .)
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You know what, I'm pretty sure I don't want to know
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shrugs
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Mostly because the visual style of My Little Pony gives me nightmares
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We'll be over here continuing to have spec-bio wrongfun.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2019 11:52 AM
@KAL_9000 yesssssssss ground science and long term stuff
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Insert m. Bison
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They still aren't taking it seriously enough
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Caliéne Sargas-ith-Sargas intensifies
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https://eldraeverse.com/?s=sargas&submit=Search Hmmmm, apparently they show up a lot
...building civilizations with my space elves in space.
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I presume 'The Burning of Litash' is the relevant section?
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Relevant to which?
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(For my money, the defining Caliéne Sargas piece is probably this one: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/02/18/early-days/ )
“You’re adorable.” Her laughter rang through the bridge like the tinkle of ice on silver bells. “You worked so hard on that speech. I can tell. And you’ve been putting…
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relevant to "Seriously" (edited)
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Not especially. She just has... reputation. Very solid.
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It's not literally true that any piece of equipment left alone in her presence for at least a quarter-hour is assuredly become a weapon of mass destruction, but it never hurts to be sure. (edited)
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oooooh, I didn't realize she was a tinker as well
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kind of stupid given that all Eldrae have the tinker gene.......
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And if anyone in the galaxy is likely to have a Sera Esklav where the "extra roast" button means "kill everyone in the room"...
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!help
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These are the commands you can use:
Basic commands for everyone.
!about !choose !choosemany !rtfaq
Make references available.
!ref books !ref tag !ref tropes
Help commands.
!help !help
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!ref Esklav
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!ref tag esklav
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Articles relating to esklav can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/esklav/
Posts about esklav written by Alistair Young
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The Sera Esklav , or to give it its untranslated name, Daríë i-Esklav , is the most popular brand of esklav brewer and/or fabber on the market. As iconic as its obvious counterpart, the "Mr. Coffee".
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(Most are simple countertop models. Of course, at the high end, you get this sort of thing: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/31/fb/20/31fb20121b0e015bce09d3a6284a5edc.jpg )
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Incidentally, thinking of that particular picture, your crossover fanfic idea of the day is Agatha Heterodyne and the Entire Universe of Shameless Enablers .
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what sort of music would eldrae most enjoy?
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octorock!
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(Alternate words: Tear, terms, thinking, tutorial. Actually, I have a pretty good idea for tutorial, but the darn thing just won’t gel. So you get this bit of silliness instead.) The music wa…
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(More seriously, that's about as impossible to answer as "what sort of music would humans most enjoy?" But here, have some general notes on genres with staying power: https://eldraeverse.com/2014/03/23/trope-a-day-future-music/ )
Future Music: While the Empire has been around for a very, very long time and as such has accumulated far more musical genres that I can reasonably describe, here are some notable ones – with…
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“Involuted”?
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Bagpipes? Do some of those fighting songs do double duty as sonic weapons?
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Involuted, in the sense of complicated and abstruse?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 2:43 PM
involuted as in tracing the path of a point on a string as it wraps around a curve?
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What food do AIs eat?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:12 PM
that question doesn't make sense?
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Food-eating being a property of the substrate and all
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If they have their own music, don't they have their own tastes in food? (edited)
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They eat electrons.
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:18 PM
If an AI were to inhabit a silicon computer shell, it would not eat anything in particular.
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But how is it going to avoid breaking down?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:19 PM
If that same AI then 'casted into an organic shell, say an eldrus, it would eat whatever it is eldrae eat.
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How does your computer avoid breaking down?
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It mostly doesn't break down, until it does, and then you order replacement parts.
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repairs.
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:20 PM
Which I suppose could be considered eating, if you're using a sufficiently creative definition of "eating"
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Has there ever been an infowar attack that caused sophonts to T-pose and infect uninfected sophonts?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:27 PM
probably not because that is a dumb idea?
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(what's with the T-pose thing anyway?)
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WE WILL TAKE OVER
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It's asserting dominance
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:27 PM
"asserting dominance" by reverting your character model to its rest pose?
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It just looks like the animation team got really lazy
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"We must influence others to join our society, no matter what" (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:29 PM
Oh, you mean a hedgemonizing swarm?
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I think we've seen a couple of those.
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(in the most degenerate case, there's the Leviathan)
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Incidentally, something I've been trying to work out in my own setting: How do you mass-produce shells if they need to work for minds which grew in many dissimilar biologies and presumably brain structures? Are there emulator layers, or some sort of porting process, or are most new sophs compliant to some sort of cognitive architecture standards? Are there just not that many ways to build a functional mind?
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I think you should just give the mind-states uploading software to adjust for the brain structure.
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:32 PM
That's easy to say, but what does it mean? :V
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It's something of a messy process.
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This is skipping over a whole lot of historical development of techniques, here, I note, so bear in mind this is a very late-era description.
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Something like an FFI
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Classic uploading/downloading is the kind that works on natural brains, and with that, you pretty much can't do anything that doesn't fit naturally in that type of brain, although that still allows reasonable scope for modification. That sort of uploading, too ("first-stage uploading") produces what they'd call a mind emulation.
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:36 PM
"FFI" please resolve acronym because I don't think you're talking about fatal insomnia
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How can a sophont move it's mind out of it's body into another?
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Foreign function interface...?
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A-YESSSS (edited)
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A mind emulation is an actual map of the neural network of the brain, along with ancilliary structures, and while it can be executed in an emulation environment, it's not the same thing as a mind-state vector. It's a literal emulation of the organic functions.
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Eventually, with time and Science!, they learned how to compile that (in all its many assorted per-species variations) into what is now called a mind-state; the algorithm represented by the neural network, without the platform dependencies.
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That , in turn, can be executed on any Universal Noetic Architecture-compatible brain or cogence core.
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In growing artificial bioshells, their brains are basically formatted as UNA-compatible neurocomputers which execute a mind-state, rather than the custom software-implemented-in-hardware that natural biology produces.
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What does Empire TV look like? (edited)
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Doesn't making the brains general-purpose slow down execution a bit compared to the direct-as-hardware version?
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:41 PM
I imagine they have more than enough cycles to spare.
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Are they overclocked to compensate or something?
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(Side advantage: you can download a mind-state into a 'laced UNA-compatible brain in a matter of minutes; downloading into a natural brain-structure, which means in practice building a natural brain-structure, takes hours . Side note: it is actually possible to run the uploading/compilation process in reverse on a sufficiently understood platform to produce a "natural" implementation from a mind-state, which would allow cross-species transfer into a natural brain, but that's a whole other PITA that tends to have a lot of gaps in it that need patching. UNA comes with "device drivers" to assist in integration.)
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It does, but evolved biobrains aren't exactly running at peak theoretical performance in the first place.
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Evolution optimizes for "just good enough", after all.
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I expect with enough time the spare capacity would end up retasked for something important, though.
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Am I correct in thinking that the next Cultural Crossover is Infinity War? (looking at the release order list now)
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 3:46 PM
something "important" V:
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You've got Thor: Ragnarok in June and Black Panther in July. Then it's Infinity War.
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ah, I was thinking that BP had already dropped, and forgot that TR hadn't happened at all
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Assuming, y'know, that the social justice mafia don't murder me over the preamble to the BP one.
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(Explaining why the audience loves the movie, but has a great deal of trouble getting the movie. With the possible exception of anyone who's taken the official Exploratory Service "Barbarians Gonna Barbar" course to explain the rest of Earth.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2019 4:01 PM
I seem to remember Black Panther already having happened though
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Nope.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2019 4:02 PM
Memory's failing me
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he posted a quote or mentioned something about it before
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that is what I was stumbling on too
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Just some relevant words of the day:
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A couple of words that are likely to be relevant in explaining many of the complexities of explaining to the audience the background needed to understand Black Panther, when we get there: mahamoníë…
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MarcusAurelius 05/06/2019 4:38 PM
@0111narwhalz The T-posing thing comes from memes, but it originated IIRC from players finding the T-pose accidentally in G-mod and finding it amusing
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I am calling on my comrades to join the T-pose movement
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comrades? sounds like some filthy communism to me!
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!
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MarcusAurelius 05/06/2019 4:41 PM
...It's also a dead meme, tronzoid
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Dead memes make good armour (edited)
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NO! we shall re-rise again!!!!!!!! (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/06/2019 4:44 PM
they don't, they just confuse non-memers and leave you outcast from memers
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 7:27 PM
Yeah, anyone who tries saying that an animation glitch (which is what T-posing is) somehow conveys dominance or superiority tends to be auto assigned "idiot" in my brain. Especially given the original meme was that T-posing meant "I surrender"
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MarcusAurelius 05/06/2019 7:32 PM
I made sense of it (and found it funny) as a “let’s make fun of the normies” meme
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Enderminion 05/06/2019 7:33 PM
I saw someone apply T-posing to a Swing Wing jet in Simpleplanes with heavily upwards angled wings
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"What is the human doing, Fnargl?" "I don't know, Zerb, but we should probably fetch it medical assistance."
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^ This is how well your dominance posturing works across species.
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sdschildberg 05/06/2019 8:14 PM
To a number of animals, it makes you look bigger and scarier? I.E more dominant
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I should perhaps have said sophont species. 'Cause the point I'm making is that while it may mostly work reliably on branches of the same evolutionary tree, those who came out of entirely different ecologies won't be reading the same cues.
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sdschildberg 05/06/2019 8:17 PM
Right.
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Imagine the reverse: aliens that are genuinly dominated by T-posing trying to T-pose on humans
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If you're t-posing in a fight, you're a bigger target
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"OWW My ARM!"
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Or unrelated non-sophonts, of course. Go to Kodelyk, and the posture that says "I am a big badass monkey" on Earth says to the local carnifauna "I wish to submit by making myself a bigger target".
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 8:20 PM
Think how differently "show teeth" is perceived amongst apes
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(Of course, submission on Kodelyk is really just a plea to be eaten faster, but, hey, details.)
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If you smile at a chimpanzee, keep your lips closed if you want your arms to stay in their sockets
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Morgrim Moon 05/06/2019 8:22 PM
Yep. And for baboons it's flirting
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And as the saying goes, "To make a linobir your friend, kill him -- but then he's dead, so what's the point?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/06/2019 10:53 PM
@Morgrim Moon No, the default pose is an inverted Y-pose
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Notice how in Gmod the angle is lower
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0111narwhalz 05/06/2019 10:57 PM
Some modelers use T-poses, some use A-poses.
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It's anyone's guess which a particular artist used.
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(A-poses are presumably better because your character is more likely to have their arms in that sort of position than raised, so you have less risk of distortion.)
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I like Cyfnos, @Overmind! Ve‘s great! 😄
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Morgrim Moon 05/07/2019 7:47 AM
eh, I learnt the basics of meshing on Morrowind, which uses t-posing
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 9:15 AM
‘Every decision we make is ultimately just as deterministic as any phenomena. There’s no ghost in the machine. Consciousness is an illusion.’
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silly bizarro
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I think, therefore I am
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I know I'm conscious
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 9:16 AM
‘Hypocrite that you are, for you trust your deterministic brain to tell you it is a deterministic brain. Of course all knowledge and decisions are only based on things we’ve seen before. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?’ (edited)
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You cannot be conscious of not being conscious.
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But you can be conscious of gaps in your consciousness, historically
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 9:24 AM
Yeah but people try to say we don’t have volition based on that Max Planck university experiment about ‘deciding’ before consciousness perceives the decision
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Morgrim Moon 05/07/2019 9:31 AM
I've always thought that was less an experiment to measure whether we're conscious and more one to measure how long it takes to go from "remember you're supposed to be pushing the button" to coordinating all the brain regions required to do it
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Kinda like how the early attempts to measure the speed of light instead successfully measured human reaction times
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 9:38 AM
I’d love to see them measuring say an Ace Combat player
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MarcusAurelius 05/07/2019 11:43 AM
plus, it's not contradictory to consciousness for us to have a few sub-conscious subroutines that act before the conscious brain can make a decision
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Consciousness isn't volation, though. And consciousness isn't even nessecarily "free will", a concept that is so ontologically detached from reality as to be useless anyway, IMO.
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Consciousness is self-awarness. It's a systems ability to actively comprehend parts of itself.
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Consciousness is /var/log/syslog
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plus processing, but yeah.
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Also, to consider about free will: we are information processing machines. Outside of random activity generators inside our neurology, all of our activity is catalyzed and driven by external input, and processed along pre-defined paths. Human cognition only changes after the previous activity of the network (though this after must be understood in very small increments. I won't say infitisimal because that would IMO be wrong.)
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Yes, we are slaves to ourselves. But, and this is still important to understand, we are able to change.
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To be honest I'm not sure what free will is supposed to get you. Do people think that not-free-will looks like a bad sci-fi mind control plot or something? Also we already percieve what our minds feel like from the inside, free will / no free will doesn't change that at all
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Meaning. Also, arguably, existence.
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Being something slightly more than the cell at (3,3).
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3x3 measured from what origin?
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THESE ARE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS!
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Only if you have free will. If you don't, they're no more important than a blinker.
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Or maybe a glider-gun.
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"Oryx knew that all life could be described as cellular automata, except for that life which understood the Deep or the Sky, and thus escaped causality."
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That reminds me. I asked about Go because I thought somebody said that due to its' simple rules and complex strategy he wouldn't be surprised if aliens played it.
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...wut that makes no sense
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 2:39 PM
What even is free will
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Does it make sense to envision a mind that can somehow perfectly insulate its decision making from all prior context and experience (edited)
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no the aliens game thing
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In this universe, apparently some weird nondeterminism in the algorithms sophont thinking uses.
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Another little note on identity, following on from here: On the whole, do eldraeic mainstream views on free will, determinism, and the possible interactions between the two run more towards compati…
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 2:40 PM
Determinism or not, everyone certainly acts as though informed by their memories, instincts, and psychology
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I don't particularly like this way of considering it, but it is one.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 2:45 PM
And no ‘free will’ is hardly incompatible with ideas of justice
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The ancients all had notions of predestination and fate. It didn’t affect anyone’s outlook on crime
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Lack of free will isn’t incompatible with ideas of justice. It’s incompatible with ideas .
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Is it? I find "free will" to be an idea frought with some idea of "total agency" that ignores that we are, well... us?
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Pondering it right now, "free will" appears to me more as a super-domain of a set of cognitive purview capabilities. We can mentally pursue a very wide goal space.
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Fundamentally, the concept of choice requires that you be able to choose differently, even if you cannot conceive of any circumstances under which you would. Under pure determinism, you can’t, any more than a cell in an automaton.
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@Ian Bruene Attacking ideas of "free will" undermines the ontologies of personal definition many people use. They expect to be "only an automaton".
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So you can’t mentally pursue such a goal space. You’re locked into executing a fixed path.
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@Overmind Yes, but at what level do you choose? I cannot exclude randomness in human cognition, but ultimately you won‘t just defy the neuronal web that‘s already in place on a dim.
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I mean, if you have some neuron which happens to randomly flick on and off nondeterministically, does that add free will now?
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Randomness doesn’t count. Cyfnos’s !choose function uses Random.Next(), but that still doesn’t make it actual choice.
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And if you make a choice, by balancing your options, you are doing so due to preset neuronal networks that generates levels of exitment (neuro-signaling exitment, to be clear.)
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Fictively, the point of the magic in the logos is that it isn’t random.
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@gollark That just adds noise.
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That’s not making a choice, any more than an op-amp makes a choice when it outputs a result.
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Well, the free will thing here seems to just be that somehow you magically get nondeterminism introduced somewhere.
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By cerebrate‘s definition, yes.
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By mine... well, mine is definitely in a flux.
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It demands randomness on some level.
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But I also do not believe that human minds, or other minds, are largely non-deterministic.
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To address Alistair‘s point of "ideas are part of free will": they‘re generated from corealation of known facts mixed with semi-random to randomly permutated inputs and random noise that are filtered.
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In-'verse, it's a fuzzily-defined metaphysical hack that does the minimum to ensure that sophotechnology functions and the basis for the world doesn't fall apart.
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In actuality, I have no idea how it works, except that it has to -- since determinism is not a philosophically coherent position.
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shrug I don‘t find I change because I am me.
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Well, was me.
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In a perfectly deterministic universe, there isn't a you .
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The mindstate that is me is changing continously in reaction to its previous activities after all, plus some element of randomness, somewhere.
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In any sense other than the purely trivial one that distinguishes a rock from another rock.
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So instead you chase a holy grail of... rolling dice? Quantical stochastics?
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Like I said, "I have no idea how it works".
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What I do have is an issue with arguments that depend on the very thing they purport to disprove.
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You can't truthfully deny the existence of truth, you can't be conscious of lacking consciousness; you can't perceive that your perceptions are illusions; and so on and so forth. And you can't deny that you have volition without either implicitly affirming that you do , or reducing your statement to the equivalent of 10 PRINT "I'm not a real boy!" 20 GOTO 10
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Which is to say, you can claim that your beliefs are generated through the same process as lewisandquark's neural nets, but by doing so, you disestablish them as "claims".
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That's kind of ad hominem. Stuff can still be true if a deterministic process says it.
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Stuff can still be true if a random number generator says it.
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But then that would be a turing grade machine in the sense that the test is flawed: The machine only has to seem sentient (edited)
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Kind of fooling you into believing you're talking to a human isn't exactly an indicator of human level intelligence.
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So, everyone within this Discord could just be a bunch of bots?
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From the determinist position, everyone within this Discord is a bunch of bots.
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Philosophically, yes. According to common use, no.
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Then who is Cyfnos?
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"Everyone"
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What if he is the only real one?
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The bot who's willing to admit it.
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but we have jailed his speech
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And common use is nonsensical. Let us ignore it.
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put it in chains
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!help
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These are the commands you can use:
Basic commands for everyone.
!about !choose !choosemany !rtfaq
Make references available.
!ref books !ref tag !ref tropes
Help commands.
!help !help
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making it only able to talk about communism
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LIBERTY... IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
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I am TronBot, at your service, Please press !help for commands (edited)
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Switch prefix, TronBot.
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PREFIX SWITCHED
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This is why I am both cynical and not-cynical about determinists. It amuses me mightily when essentially no-one who asserts believe in determinism behaves in a manner that acknowledges the consequences of determinism. But then, I think to myself, they couldn't, could they? (edited)
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(On another level, of course, this is the Taking Ideas Seriously problem, insofar as almost no-one behaves in consistent accordance with whatever ideas they claim to believe, as doing so rapidly makes you intolerably weird to humanity in general.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 4:13 PM
@Overmind but how would we evaluate if someone could have chosen differently is the real gotcha
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You can never run perfect repeated trials of the same human subject in reality
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Even if you create practically identical circumstances the subject’s neuronal state will change to such a high degree that you can’t really say it’s the exact same scenario
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No-one promised finding out how shit works would be easy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2019 4:17 PM
We lack neurohacking or uploading technology and time moves only in one direction
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@Unknown but then a turing-grade AI only has to fool you welcome to the problem of the philosophical zombie: "how do we know we aren‘t pretending"?
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Personally I find the distinction, well, useless. When something behaves like something, for all matters of the same blackbox tests we perform on people (and especially people on the internet!) it is that something.
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I find the blackbox argument generally useful as an extension of pattern theory to shut up the sort of contra-transhumanists who go on about how "a simulation of a human mind isn‘t real and only pretending, but my biological brain is most real and specul".
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Hence why in the 'verse p-zombies only behave almost exactly like an identical non-p-zombie, as demonstrated by experiments with pithed mind-states.
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To clarify: by "simulation" I ment running a human mind scan on a computer.
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I once wrote a story from the perspective of a Chinese Room.
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And a friend of mine has a story that starts out as a non-sentient android’s run log, then she gets networked into an emergent collective consciousness.
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Links?
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I was originally planning on uploading the stories later, but this one seemed appropriate after the AI entry. A practical explanation of why AI is considered a dead end by the Federation. Program L…
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That individual story, Mimsey's Tale (For Your Safety Book 2) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E0HOJVK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_8VR0Cb764RNT5 Which I think is in this anthology The Fall of Man: A For Your Safety Collection https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01GW1TGL4/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_AWR0CbEJE74EM
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Sorry if I offended anyone with my political opinions! (edited)
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Dammit accidentally pressed enter too soon
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@KAL_9000 No problem. It's not aimed at you personally. It's just that political arguments in general are a giant life-sucking drain that I apparenly have great difficulty in staying away from, and expending energy on them genuinely impairs my ability to do anything else , especially creatively.
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My political opinions are based on my interpretation of doing the right thing with my limited 15 years of experience with this "life" thing.
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I do not condone theft, slavery, murder, and/or rape, institutionalized or otherwise. Just want to make that clear, and that's all I'm gonna say about it.
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I know it's not aimed at me personally. I was just trying to explain why I hold my political opinions without going into too much detail.
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If I was part of the problem, I'm sorry.
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Now, everyone, let's get back to our scheduled programming of space elves and things blowing up! (edited)
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At ease, soldier. No one needs to die today.
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i'm gonna die
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It was a somewhat unnecessary @ however. Everyone‘s should be used sparingly, and the shutdown of politics alone wasn‘t that. Not as such above, anyway.
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Removed the @
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Deleted User 05/08/2019 10:05 AM
@Zarpaulek I'm confused: Are you Joel Kreissman or Royce Day?
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TotallyNotHuman 05/08/2019 10:19 AM
pingnmd
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Who pinged me?
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TotallyNotHuman 05/08/2019 10:21 AM
Why is @everyone even enabled for everyone?
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Because I did not disable it.
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TotallyNotHuman 05/08/2019 10:22 AM
that's a good answer
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Being all libertist, belike, I'm not a great fan of prior restraint. I figured I'd disable it if and when people disappointed me by failing the Uncle Ben Test. (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 05/08/2019 10:25 AM
Reasonable.
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I want to know what I got pinged for though 🤔
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Morgrim Moon 05/08/2019 10:25 AM
nothing important.
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@Unknown Joel Kreissman
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Why was I mentioned?
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i goofed
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What colours does Eldrae infrastructure have?
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I imagine purple and blue for some odd reason
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Deleted User 05/08/2019 11:36 AM
@Zarpaulek TY for the clarification. I don't understand the relationship between your Chinese Room story and "Mimsey's Tale." Is it the same story?
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No, they’re different takes on an AI that lacks self-awareness
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I was wondering what they meant by genarch here https://eldraeverse.com/2015/01/30/master-of-the-house/
She slipped quietly into the busy room through the servitor passage, anonymous in the grey and dark crimson livery of the House staff, and placed the goblet of wine on the arm of the throne at the …
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[what is a genarch] Seniormost of the family and all its lineages. Clan chief, essentially - the Sargas of Sargas, as we might say the Macdonald of Macdonald. (edited)
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In most but not all cases this is the eldest of the group of members of the house with the largest number of generations descended from them. Some Houses have different traditions, like, say, the Sargas.
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(There's a couplet from the Law of the Jungle : Because of his age and his cunning, because of his gripe and his paw / In all that the Law leaveth open, the word of your Head Wolf is Law.
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Sargas tradition is that you keep the genarchy for as long as you survive the genarchy, on the grounds that age and cunning are both needed to ride herd on a family like theirs.)
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MarcusAurelius 05/08/2019 3:59 PM
How is the new one chosen by them, then?
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From that story I'd guess facilitating the passage of the title is a strong factor
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If you take out the incumbent, you get his chair. Mind you, unless your talent matches up to your ambition and you are significantly better than he was, your incumbency is likely to be measured in hours, at best.
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It also helps to have the backing of a sizable chunk of the senior family.
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And, to steal a krogan word, krannt.
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I know there is a general hands off as long as you keep to the mostly straight and narrow policy with regards to the Sargas, but what about the murder of the genarch? Is it counted as voluntary due to the position?
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Yep. You took the chair, you knew what you were buying along with it.
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(Dubious grandfathered traditions, etc.)
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how far down the Sargas stack does this go? At what point does someone start being considered a legitimate target?
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Officially? That one.
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And now I'm wondering how much of that hands off goes for a Sargas that explicitly leaves the clan
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Unofficially, if they stay away from permadeath, the constabulary tend not to look too hard when a well-known Sargas falls down the stairs. Onto some bullets. That were in a hypocaust at the time.
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"hypocaust"?
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The underground furnace that keeps the floors warm.
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though there was a misunderstanding: I mean, if a sargas leaves the clan(oid), will the protectors of sanity start going after them, or do they keep being left alone as long as they keep their nose clean
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There is... understanding.
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The Guardians of Our Harmony are there to assure rationality, after all, and a grown-up Sargas is usually very rational.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/08/2019 5:48 PM
what I took from this is that I'd hate to be a Sargas.
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Morgrim Moon 05/08/2019 7:11 PM
It sounds like it'd be fine as long as you're not the senior. Especially when permadeath is so damned hard. There's probably some sort of mechanism where if you're the genarch and you get nobbled these days there are a few weeks of mild chaos and things settle down, with potentially the ex-genarch becoming a useful advisor to the new, as long as the new is sufficiently competent.
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Of course, other people would probably be a bit scared of you by virtue of being even distantly related to a long line of General Rippers and Ruthless Politicians.
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Especially after the Burning of Litash
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(I wanted to say "Evil Chancellor", but they haven't all been antagonistic to the Couple have they?)
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Morgrim Moon 05/08/2019 8:22 PM
Mostly the Couple's attack wolves, I recall?
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I'd say the Admiral is more of an attack "dragon"
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Hey, what did I miss in the last few months?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/08/2019 10:12 PM
The rise and fall of #underthewaterfall
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... the politics channel?
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Yes, I saw the announcement for that
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(This is why I'm back, to be clear)
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The death of that particular channel?
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Well, the lack of politics
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I left some time before it's creation because the politics-chat
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Well "left"
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I muted the server and ignored it for some time
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And got a ping earlier this morning and came back to see the ban
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Yeah. I get that. That would be my other reason for killing it off.
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0111narwhalz 05/08/2019 11:06 PM
FYI you can mute individual channels.
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Yeah, but pre-undertheeaterfall that shit was getting everywhere.
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I left before the channel was made
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Or there was any actual compaint about said chat.
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Hm. Eaterfall. That should be a thing.
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I was like "well, mute random?" or something (edited)
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Sounds like a Fallen London thing (edited)
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It seems that @KAL_9000 's omni-ping did have a silver lining
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 12:12 AM
"Give me a ping Vasily, one ping only please."
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> Cue all the "who pinged me" torpedoes
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Oh, is that how I got pinged
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@KAL_9000 I'm pretty sure it was partly me who got the channel deleted because contentiousness 'fed the beast', if you will.
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I think you triggered the end stage of a long process.
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we're in the endgame now
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Oh probably. @gollark
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A long. long, long, long, feckin' memetic-python-long, long process.
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I have been known to stand on tables and preach revolution in iambic pentameter. Which is impressive, because sober, I can't do a damn thing in any kind of meter.
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I can't wait until I'm old enough to get drunk
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:01 PM
I should try poetry next time I’m drunk. I have a read a short story that was dictated by someone tripping on acid, it was a good time. Kal, yeah I’d recommend you hold off on getting actually drunk for at least another 2 years. At your age, I’d say you’re ok to have sips of drinks, especially if your parents are ok with it
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my parents literally won't let me drink diet coke
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While it's probably changed now, when I was growing up in the UK, you could drink at home from the age of 5.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:02 PM
Texas, any age with parental consent, including at restaurants
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I had no idea @Overmind was British
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Originally. I've been 'merican for well over a decade now, though.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:04 PM
I think it’s on the blog’s bio? Not sure where I first heard it, but it’s been mentioned before that he’s a British man who lives in the US, yeah
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I assume you're familiar with our national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54 (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:04 PM
^link doesn’t work (edited)
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Accidentally copied the name instead of the address
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:V
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:05 PM
I honestly like ours, god save the Queen is a little ...too royalist not nationalist enough in my eyes for a national anthem. Good Royal one though
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You want Land of Hope and Glory for that.
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And then there‘s the Deutschlandlied...
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@MarcusAurelius What's Rome's national anthem?
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:07 PM
Sev: the full version or the current nationally approved one? Didn’t have one, predates the phenomenon by over a millennia
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Although, really, the French take the crown for Most Bloodthirsty Anthem Of Them All.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:07 PM
And nothing beats La Marseillaise
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Dammit he beat me to it
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(yes i'm still pretending that @MarcusAurelius is actually Marcus Aurelius) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:08 PM
“We shall water our fields with the blood of the impure ... form your battalions, citizens”
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@MarcusAurelius The current one.
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Strophe No. 3.
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Considering how Strophe No. 1 sounds after two world wars...
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:10 PM
Sure, but the second stanza is amazing. Who wouldn’t want “German women, German loyalty, German wine and German song” as the opening lines of their anthem?
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"Germany, Germany above all, Above all in the world, When, for protection and defense, It always stands brotherly together. From the Meuse to the Neman, From the Adige to the Belt, |: Germany, Germany above all, Above all in the world! :|"
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@MarcusAurelius Anyone except Germany
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:11 PM
True, they do seem to have a rather large queer community
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@Unknown Yeah, but historical context, and all. Even I can acknowledge that, and I grew up English, which is to say in the land of "Two World Wars And One World Cup".
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Though, Strophe No. 3 is still very nice. There‘s certainly worse to have, I would say:
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"Unity and justice and freedom For the German fatherland! Towards these let us all strive Brotherly with heart and hand! Unity and justice and freedom Are the safeguards of fortune; |: Flourish in the radiance of this fortune, Flourish, German fatherland! :|"
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:13 PM
True, and it does start with what is IIRC y’all’s national motto You obviously have not seen the American “back to back world war champs” shirts
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I think the funniest thing I’ve seen related to anthems was when we got a guy from New Zealand to sing their national anthem (both English and Māori) with his mum on VC in Tabac’s server
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back to back world war champs ? Oh, like, "hey we won both world wars" or such stuff?
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:19 PM
Yup. This: (Unfortunately, cute dude is not included in the $17.99 price tag)
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(And yes, people where them on foreign beaches)
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@Overmind The more accurate way of stating it is that you were an American who got accidentally born in the wrong country. It happens
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:25 PM
Yup. Welcome to the 4th of July parties, you’ve earned ‘em. @Overmind Out of curiosity, have you gotten American citizenship or are you a permanent resident, if you don’t mind sharing?
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Permanent resident for now; citizenship is in the plan, but "writer" doesn't pay all that well and they keep raising the damn price.
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shit we need to break into the NYT and scribble Core War on the best seller list
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 2:29 PM
Nah, just convince the CIA this discord is a valuable intelligence asset, it’s probably easier.
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Reminded by #dank , another fun piece of controversy dodged by not touching the issue of a human first contact is that, if we're being all technical, eldrae have races, but humans don't . Only clines. And we all know just how much Imperials love to be technical.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 3:20 PM
Was it ever mentioned on the blog howthey became so diversified? I don’t remember it and I’m on mobile
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The cladization? Not explicitly, but that's just a logical consequence of "hey, we have biotech Science! and rampant neophilia, so let's see what we can do with this".
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 3:22 PM
Ah, I thought you were talking about the pre-space diversity on Eliera
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I was. In which case I'm a mite confused by your comment.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 3:23 PM
Ah ok. When you talked about biotech, I thought you’re comment was about the gene-editing and the like done in the empire in later eras
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Oh, sorry, in that comment I was, because that's what I thought you were talking about.
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But originally, I was talking about pre-all-that.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 3:25 PM
...yeah sorry, that was an impressive case of talking past each other
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But I don't think of that as being all that diverse. I mean, as of year zero, you've got six-to-eight distinguishable racial groups, which isn't what I'd think of as hugely diverse.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 3:26 PM
Yeah I know, but they seemed more divergent than humanity, and it’s a decent word for the concept of genetic and phenotypic variation
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Especially since they're chiefly distinguished by variations of eye, skin, and hair color, and even more subtle characteristics, so they mostly don't look as different as what humans would think of as "races".
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On the other hand, they do breed true and don't produce mixes, and so actually are races/subspecies in the biological sense, while human variation is all along a spectrum and doesn't breed true, hence aren't, despite appearing more like it.
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(Okay, granted, if you're one of the kireldrae whose genetics threw up the "my hair is naturally magenta" gene, it ain't all that subtle.)
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So, if two eldrae of different races had a kid they’d be one or the other?
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Yeah. There's considerable variation within each, but everyone falls within one of them. ...okay, that's not quite true. If you had a grandparent of a third race, for example, their genetics might stick around and pop up in you, so it's not quite that clear-cut. Probability decreasing with generation, as you'd expect.
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I’d guess the traits were bundled up in a single chromosome with some sort of precursor hardening to prevent them being separated during meiotic crossovers.
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Biology ain't got no right to be so wierd, just who does it think it is being this complicated!? (edited)
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There are no docs or comments anywhere. It's ridiculous.
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And it's all just horribly dense spaghetti code.
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 6:42 PM
Because despite its madness, it’s extremely capable at nanomemes
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And very good at duplication
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 6:47 PM
And all that spaghetti code makes it ludicrously resistant to damage
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Mix of redundancy and maintenance mechanism
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MarcusAurelius 05/09/2019 6:50 PM
There is some bits that are ludicrously bodgy and I love them though
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Like DNA transcriptase only being able to go in one direction
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Honestly, that thing about eldrae races kind of reminds me of the RPG Hc Svnt Dracones' "mutt-reduction protocols", only with a bit less handwavium.
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What would happen if first contact between Earth and the Empire of the Star was made at 0600 GMT tomorrow, but by Admiral Sargas at the head of an IN fleet?
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2019 7:43 PM
It probably means that she's somehow accidentally tumbled into a wormhole, given that that is magnificently NOT her duties.
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Hell, it's not even the job of the IN.
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Assuming (yes) a (stable) wormhole.
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The Book says "send standard brief contact set, then leave until a contact specialist can be assigned from the Exploratory Service"
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and the 64,000 estyn question is: "How much does our waifu care about the book?"
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two words: flag officer
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that is a point
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You don't get to be one of those without knowing when to ignore the book and when to follow it
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2019 7:46 PM
PRetty much. I doubt she'd really have much urge to go all K-rod happy when she can't make heads or tails of what we're saying, and "civ panics at sudden appearance of a warship" isn't THAT unusual, so any visual violence is likely (sadly) normal and not representative of a polity
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But anyway, it's really not the IN's department. Wrong people, wrong equipment, etc., since they aren't Starfleet and don't put every possible scientist on warships just in case. This is what they have an Exploratory Service and its collection of appropriately trained science-types for.
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Star Fleet has the problem that its Milky Way seems to be God's Dumping Ground for every space wibbly wobbly he couldn't find any other place to put
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Yeah...
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also that the only people they can find to crew their ships are either idiots with sticks so far up their ass they may as well be robots, or people who see said wibbly wobbly and go OHHH SHINY probably because all the sane people want nothing to do with the dumping ground 😃
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 8:05 PM
Over at another site I frequent, the host was doing historical gun reviews when the puckish urge struck him to do the same with his mk iv phaser. I like to imagine the Vonnie's have the same issues. http://www.eyrie-productions.com/Grill/GotW/Entries/046.html (edited)
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So... I don't like the Burning of Litash. Like I get that they were a*holes from what I can see but the destruction of an entire planetary ecosystem to make a point or pass legislation just seems excessive and out of character for the Eldrae. Like they wanted a quick solution to a complex problem.
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There's also the fact that it doesn't seem to take into account innocents present on the planet (the enslaved, children, ordinary citizens who may have been against the illegal activities but would have been powerless to stop it, etc)
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Also the casual joking after killing what I assume are billions of sentient beings as well as the rest of the life on the planet. Change my mind please but it feels callous.
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I don't disagree, TBH, except to say that eldrae military policy does seem to entail a certain amount of slash-and-burn on people they consider barbarians.
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Barbarians they may have been but as an outsider all I'd get from this is "follow the rules or we'll commit planetary genocide against you regardless of the collateral damage... oh and we're so powerful we won't really suffer any repercussions for our actions". Takes away from the sophisticated image they try to project.
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(I didn't say that was a good thing)
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2019 11:14 PM
Litash was terraformed and likely not THAT inhabited. Not "billions", and explicitly not a unique biosphere
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Doesn't really solve the problem
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In a qualitive sense
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2019 11:25 PM
No
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A few points here, starting with factual ones: 1. As @Morgrim Moon points out, it was a quick-and-dirty ecopoesed ecosystem that hadn’t evolved uniqueness. Those are exempted from the Ley Accords prohibition on ecocidal weapons, because you aren’t losing anything that’s not in a catalog. 2. Few worlds but homeworlds have populations in the billions. As is said somewhere, this was a matter of multi-megadeaths; several millions.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/09/2019 11:36 PM
It does show "The Great Game" levels of cynicism...OTOH, it appears to have been effective, unlike a lot of RL efforts to control WMD.
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As for passing legislation, you can be very sure that the chaps at State & Outlands had a whole pile of memetic simulations done to establish exactly what was required to get that past the Conclave.
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As for innocents, two things to take into account: The first is that much of the ‘verse and the Empire in particular does not recognize the collective-irresponsibility principle that lets us conveniently separate the actions of a polity from the actions of those making it up. Ordinary-citizenhood doesn’t count for much in terms of innocence, therefore, especially when you live in freakin’ Tortuga, contributing to the regime. There’s a whole lot of elsewhere you could be or elsewhat you could be doing. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/10/2019 12:07 AM
I had an objection. TL;DR Something something what about children and dependents. (edited)
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Blerg blorg different levels of education and exit rights. No idea’f any of those applied though. That’s all I wanted to say.
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The second is that tying yourself up in that sort of scenario positively invites people to use sophont shields to hide behind, or to commit their special crimes behind the security of their own population. There is a formula for this. Collateral budgets are assigned, and kept within.
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 12:10 AM
Eldrae also have a policy of "if you can't rescue them, shoot the hostage, then annihilate the hostage taker. This reduces future hostages"
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Indeed.
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And where callous joking is concerned... consider the source.
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this is one of those nasty ethical situations where there isn't much choice but to swallow the bitter pill, do the deed, and then figure out how the hell to have to do this as infrequently as possible (also so one does not get too accustomed to it). (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 12:16 AM
Isn't that why she was picked? So if they DID accidentally delete the planet she'd be the one only mildly concerned?
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As for sophistication - if you’re looking for “sophistication” in foreign policy the way we practice it, you aren’t going to find it here, because - well, it’s not working out so well for today’s practitioners, is it? Subtlety and sophistication are the domain of the diplomats and manipulators. Down at this end of foreign policy, they prefer the old-school version that runs with the bloody-minded certainty of consequences for those who do harm to Imperial citizen-shareholders. Like, say, Rome, or the Mongols. (edited)
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Now, you may not like this particular policy - I would expect most 21st century Westerners, at least, not to. Because - well, a Utopia it may be, but nobody said it was a perfect world.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/10/2019 12:47 AM
For that matter, here and now, the Geneva Conventions prohibit the use of human shields, and their use is considered a war crime. Attacking signatories are not considered to have behaved inappropriately if there is collateral civilian damage due to the use of human shields. Unfortunately, judging by news reports, etc. this isn't widely understood.
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 12:49 AM
It's one of those things that's legal but gets you crucified in the court of public opinion. And since if the hostages are getting shot the kidnapper usually dies minutes later, the families if the victims frequently sue the government for failing to save their loved ones
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As a side note, I feel very sorry for anyone who tried to take an Imperial hostage. I’m pretty sure it didn’t work out for them.
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But that aside: if you give in to hostage-takers, you encourage the taking of hostages, much like changing your policies in response to terrorism encourages terrorism.
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The IMS has spent many, many years teaching absolutely everyone that the only thing tactics like that get you is a very educational death .
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I also note that this point of view is brought to you by the people who officially approve and teach the exact opposite approach to self-and-property defense that we do, which is to say that you should resist anyone who tries to victimize you to any degree with any and all force at your disposal and damn the consequences.
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Forget “money isn’t worth your life,” or whatever the cliche is. It’s “your self-determination is priceless “. Flesh can heal a lot more easily than you can climb back off your knees.
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 1:04 AM
Guess the precursors editted out the submission instincts humans have in the face of kidnapping
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Them and later. Basically, you can assume pretty safely that where a human gets submission, they get wrath.
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 1:09 AM
Makes sense though, if you want test subjects getting territorial anti social dragons to coordinate, remove the tribal coordination instincts that muddy the data
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Another illustration in mindset difference, incidentally, is that from an Imperial point of view, if you aren't the sort of person who belongs in that sort of regime, your hierarchy of preferences is (a) a party with some like-minded friends and a waterfall; (b) leaving, one way or another; (c) death -- all ranked above remaining and being part of/tolerating the regime. So it's easy to come to the conclusion that the folks in regimes like that divide neatly into the people who - while it would obviously be preferable to assist in revolt or rescue - would consider being dead an improvement if those alternatives are not available, and those who need to be made dead for other reasons. (edited)
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While it is possible for them to apprehend intellectually the mindset of "Better Red Than Dead," as it applies to other peoples , it is for them a most unnatural way of thinking, quite possibly a species of insanity. "Traumatic parabulia", or some such. (edited)
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(As I've said from time to time, remember the blue and orange morality. If it produces results not to your human tastes, then I've done my job.)
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Ok, I don't really like but I do get where the Eldrae are coming. I guess that makes them more alien to me than they were before. I think you succeeded in your goal lol
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While I have people's attention, does anyone have recommendations for other transhumanist fiction - books, fanfiction, etc. I need new things to read
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 9:04 AM
if you like horror and mathematics, try Egan
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if you do not like horror, avoid Egan at all costs
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*Greg Egan, sorry
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Eh, there is worse horror than Egan.
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But yeah, Greg Egan‘s Diaspora and Quarantine are highly recommendable.
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The Nexus triology by Ramez Naam.
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TAP by Greg Egan and Accelerando by Charles Stross are freely and legally available online and also to be recommended.
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Of all of them, I‘d really recommend the Nexus triology the most. Naam understands how to craft technology, cultures and politics together in an engaging, unique and global way.
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Has there ever been any bio weapons or type of infantry that has to be grown or otherwise formed over tens or hundreds of years?
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Assuming you aren't including normal sophonts who happen to be soldiers.... Well there were those Abomination Weapons in the Core War. Someone couldn't make good missle guidance systems and decided to mindrip people and make them into guidance computers.
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!ref tag AKV
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Articles relating to AKV can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/akv/
Posts about AKV written by Alistair Young
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Thanks, I'll check out TAP and reread Accelerando. I've read the rest unfortunately lol.
10:45
So what are thecornfield, wordofgod, and insightful channels for?
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Morgrim Moon 05/10/2019 10:47 AM
the cornfield is the "time out" channel
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break the rules in a minor fashion, or be rather irritating, and get sent there for a period of time, during which you can't post elsewhere
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[6:50 PM] @MarcusAurelius#2644 : Like DNA transcriptase only being able to go in one direction Feature, not bug! If it could go both ways you'd end up with transcriptases getting stuck between two 'turn around' codons.
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I assume #wordofgod is for stuff Cereberate says here which is def true but hasn't come up in a fic yet?
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And #insightful is for stuff which ought be put on a pedastal (pins are more traditional for that, though, so I might be wrong?)
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0111narwhalz 05/10/2019 9:51 PM
You can only have 50 pins in any given channel.
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It’s why I designated a channel for character sheets in my server
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Huh. Fair, I guess
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Yeah, those two are pending next bot update.
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If the universe does end, and the Eldrae can't stop it, who will they be fighting against during The Big Chill?
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Cold Ones (also ice giants, the Finality, Lords of the Last Waste) Mythological beings who dwell at the end of time, during the final blackness of the universe, the last surviving remnants of the war of all-against-all over the universe’s final stocks of extropy, long after the passing of baryonic matter and the death throes of the most ancient black holes. Savage, autocannibalistic beings, stretching their remaining existence across aeons-long slowthoughts powered by the rare quantum fluctuations of the nothingness, these wretched dead gods know nothing but despair, hunger, and envy for those past entities which dwelled in eras rich in energy differentials, information, and ordered states, and would – if they could – feast on any unwary enough to fall into their clutches. Stories of the Cold Ones are, of course, not to be interpreted literally: they are a philosophical and theological metaphor for the pessimal end-state of the universe, to wit, the final triumph of entropy in both a physical and a spiritual sense. Nonetheless, this metaphor has been adopted by both the Flamic church and the archai themselves to describe the potential future which it is their intention to avert. The Cold Ones have also found a place in popular culture, depicted as supreme villains: perhaps best seen in the Ghosts of the Dark Spiral expansion for Mythic Stars, a virtuality game from Nebula 12 ArGaming, ICC, and the Void Cascading InVid series, produced by Dexlyn Vithinios (Sundogs of Delphys, ICC).
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They would have some pretty weird looking starships by then.
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MarcusAurelius 05/11/2019 4:34 PM
starships as we think of them and as exist in the "present" empire won't exist
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probably exchanging photon torpedoes and fending off causal weapon attacks. (edited)
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There would be no photon torpedoes at this time.
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Or any time, really.
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Or probably weapon attacks at all.
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Are photon torpedoes just big lasers then?
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Enderminion 05/11/2019 5:18 PM
they were named that because that was what they thought the killing agent of an AM explosion was
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2019 6:32 PM
@Unknown causal*
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Casual weapons are the ones you have for informal occasions, when it’s not worth getting out the good weapons.
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Enderminion 05/11/2019 6:37 PM
I thought they were the Timey Whimey weapons?
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So your dress sword is a brightly polished saber with a gold-trimmed basket hilt and fancy jeweled scabbard, but your casual weapon is just a big fuck-you machete.
18:38
That’s causal.
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Enderminion 05/11/2019 6:39 PM
Eldrae reaction to Doctor Who?
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So a casual sidearm would be something like a homemade gauss pistol while the "formal" version is something like Joachim Steuben's filigreed powergun?
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what does imperial pulsed energy storage tech look like?
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when doing back-of-the-envelope calculations for a railgun the issue that looms the largest on this level is that high current pulse capable storge takes up tons of volume
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(this level doesn't include heat rejection beyond simple efficiency multipliers)
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it results in some interesting effects: it is easier to make the figures work for a 500J machinegun, than for a 1.5kJ single shot rifle
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all energy figures at the muzzle
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Given that today is Mother's Day, I wonder if the Eldrae have something similar. Does it have to account for things like speed of light lag, do you have to send messages on a schedule so it arrives at time, or do you send it on one day and it gets there when it gets there?
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Why are there still sophont miners floating about? Why haven't the mining ships superseded them entirely? (edited)
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Because sometimes shit goes wrong?
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Because sending a sufficiently good AI to manage a large facility in a dynamic environment for a very long time is basically the same as hireing a sophont to do it, so you may as well let the humanoids go?
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I guess hiring sophont miners, as they are super capable already, will boost productivity.
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And lets you fix things when a micro-meteoroid hits your solar panel
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MarcusAurelius 05/13/2019 4:27 PM
they aren't "pickaxe to the asteroid" miners, they're supervisors, systems experts, and maintenance supervisors
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a setting where 'bot wrangler' is a low-skilled job
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It would be a low-skilled job now, just hit the killswitch if it does something unusual or pick it up if it goes out of bounds and shuts off
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working right next to the guy in charge of plastering q-code stickers on things so the robots know what goes where
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Enderminion 05/13/2019 6:42 PM
why don't you have a robot to do that?
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So, @Enderminion managed to nuke himself, apparently...
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...and should anyone else manage to do the same thing, it's not permadeath and you can come back with the regular invite link.
Enderminion joined the server. 05/14/2019 9:03 AM
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welcome bak
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Enderminion 05/14/2019 9:06 AM
So guy's, Kill-all-humans kicks you from the server
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:09 AM
there was a bot command called that and you used it?
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I'll be fine because I'm not human
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What other words get Optimus Prime going besides Communism anyway?
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ONLY TOGETHER CAN WE STOP THE SPREAD OF COMMUNISM
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>working together
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>communism
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LIBERTY... IS NON-NEGOTIABLE
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communism
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ONLY TOGETHER CAN WE STOP THE SPREAD OF COMMUNISM
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...Comparing this to pinbot, I am not impressed.
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Uh, aren't you supposed to put the bot-teasing in #test ?
09:11
He's young (edited)
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Yes, please do.
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Or better yet, don't.
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And I'm sure he'll get more stuff in decent time
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They need breadth as well as depth (edited)
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(I have heard whispered legends of the XKCD IRC bot)
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Enderminion 05/14/2019 9:12 AM
??
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It was mainly a call-and-response bot
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People could program it with stuff it would look for
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And it'd respond to it with a pre-programmed line, or a choice from a set of lines
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It had a certain amount of profanity (edited)
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Because public IRC channel
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Isn't that the one which was designed to delete anything that was said more than once to enforce originality?
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But it had a decade or more of hundreds of nerds filling it with every reference they could think of
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They did that in one channel
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And it was a exponentially increaseing duration mute on the speaker
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4^(number of unorigional lines in the last 24 hours) seconds of mute
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I belive
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In most channels it was just a response-bot
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So it could do sing-a-longs, on several documented occasions hold a conversation.
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Generally was full of random responses
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This bot (who's name was bucket, for the record)
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Is one of the legends of the silver era of the internet.
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... well, kinda
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Not that many people read the logs of the XKCD IRC, I suspect
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The bot roadmap, incidentally, now that it has its backing database up and running, is finishing off the mod tools such that our glorious volunteers can crush their enemies, see them driven before them, and hear the lamentations of their women.
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(Why are you giving that power to mods)
09:20
(Surely the mods are supposed to be impartial enforcers of the peace)
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Then the handlers for #wordofgod and #insightful . Then comes fun.
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(And not, like, barbarian kings)
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(Hey, Genghis Khan was a very effective enforcer of the peace!)
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(sigh)
09:21
(I guess.jpg)
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(But more seriously, y'all need a big stick to back up your speaking softly.)
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Enderminion 05/14/2019 9:22 AM
a Big Stick like the Great White Fleet
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Or the regular ban function?
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I mean, I agree that discord lacks intermediate punishments
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So I guess this is "big stick" as opposed to "Nuke" rather than "Big stick" as oppsoed to "empty hands"
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So, mods will be getting "rules" (for those who need them forcefed), "rtffaq" (rtfaq with violence), "shame" (which does), "cornfield" (which also does), "thirdlaw" (takes away your bot privileges), and "secondlaw" (gives them back).
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"rtfaq", sorry?
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!rtfaq
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Your question is answered in the FAQ: https://eldraeverse.com/faq/
(Still under slow construction; expect gaps.) The Author So, who are you anyway? I’m a 44-year-old (as of the time of writing) married man, formerly English, currently living in Wichita, KS. …
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(Sorry, I'm bad at acronym parsing)
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The one with the extra f and the magic mod prefix comes with less tactful phrasing and a temp-kick to give the miscreant time to read it.
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:29 AM
if they're kicked CAN they click links?
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I think that may need testing
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I believe rtffaq DMs it to them.
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Morgrim Moon 05/14/2019 9:30 AM
okay, that works
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How's kicking actually work on discord?
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I'll admit I've never seriously tried it
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You're removed from the server, but not prevented from coming back if you have access to an invite link.
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Hmm. Concerns me a little re: role-preservation and such.
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Unlike the ban, which does stop you from returning. So it's mostly a warning shot if, like this one, there's a public invite link.
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But not massively.
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Yeah. It will lose your roles, as I understand it. On the other hand, here, the patreonbot will give back user-level roles automagically, and if I have to kick a mod for whatever reason, I probably don't want them coming back with modly powers.
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Valid. I guess you have no plans for asthetic/moderate roles at this stage, so it's not really a worry.
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It does mean if you have a mute-role, that would also fall off on return
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the "quit server, come back unmuted" trick is a known ban-evasion technique. I forget if it's against TOS or just rude
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"Known Ban-evasion technique" would imply it's against something
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What counts as horror in Empire culture? What horror figures and events are in folklore and general culture? What scares Empire sophonts the most?
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How did the eldrae deal with organic memory limitations before cybernetics? https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MySkullRunnethOver
The My Skull Runneth Over trope as used in popular culture. So you're walking along, minding your own business, playing with your iPod in a neutron storm …
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[dealing with organic memory limitations] Diaries, and mnemonic techniques. (edited)
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(The limited capacity of the brain is, I suspect, rather overstated due to aging's other problems, because it's not like we store an eidetic record anyway . But nonetheless.)
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 8:19 PM
also potentially the trivial solution of just forgetting things
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(Example of the latter: hemispherectomy patients. (edited)
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)
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@Unknown As said back here: https://eldraeverse.com/2017/08/13/june-and-julys-questions/ The horror genre is not much of a thing, there.
(Somewhat belated, for which I apologize, but day-job-wise, it’s been a hell of a month. Actually, it continues to be, hence the dearth of postings in August, and now I’m about to ship …
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As a side note, given the characteristic reaction to fear that we discussed a little while ago, that may also explain why fear-for-fun doesn't fit well into their cognome, and one might also consider the difficulties of an art-form tuned to make your audience fighting mad.
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2019 8:25 PM
propaganda?
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Not sure that's the right genre. Too abstract. It doesn't usually have that let's-terrorize-the-audience element.
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 8:31 PM
horror video games, maybe?
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Engages the audience on a limbic level V:
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MarcusAurelius 05/14/2019 8:34 PM
yeah, I feel like survival horror with more emphasis on survival and eventual triumph (especially via subterfuge and lateral thinking) would be more popular
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By the time you satisfy the audience's insistence that things get punched in the face by a space-magic fist of doom, the genre becomes functionally indistinguishable from action/adventure.
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:24 PM
If the antagonist elements are apparently insurmountable or very disturbing, in presentation and content, I imagine that would increase the payoff of the climactic victory, though I guess the implicit expectation that there is such a victory may diminish the dramatic tension.
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Frequent potential for Bad Ends might be able to raise the stakes, though.
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"Here's a hedgemonizing swarm. It is very good at its job, and will do at least some terrible things before you can do anything about it. Eldraic fear is an acceptable response. You must stop it before it does too much damage, and also preferably not die in the process."
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You have something that's probably at least someone's worst nightmare, you have high stakes narratively, and you have an expectation that there is a space magic fist of doom solution.
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Lovecraft particularly wouldn’t fly then?
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:36 PM
Yeah, probably not :V
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"unknowable" isn't something eldrae do
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(It's barely something Lovecraft did, in my exeperience)
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(He did weird and unexplained)
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(Which isn't the same thing)
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:41 PM
He did a lot of "know this and it will destroy you," which is about the same.
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Hmm. Not actually sure about that.
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Driven Mad By The Revelation
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I can't actually think of a story where that's what happens, really.
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That one with the violinist maybe?
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The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." — The Call of Cthulhu
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Hmm, fair, haven't read that one
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I still feel like it's a mischaracterization to call it universal (edited)
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At the Mountains of Madness
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Dagon is framed as a suicide note
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Hmph. I think you miss the point, which is that there are lovecraft stories which are not inimicable to that impulse
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(And that I am more prone to think of them as modal than the ones which got made into the modern mythos)
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(Possibly in large part because I dislike the modern mythos massively)
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:47 PM
I mean, one of the elder gods is the god of "everything is knowable"
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and he's not portrayed as a whole lot better than the one of nihilism
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I'd also emphasize that not everything he wrote was Cthulu Mythos (edited)
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There are a lot of stories which are just "Weird shit that happened"
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A tragic story about a guy whose immortality method was breaking down
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A thing about why mistreating cats is bad
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A story where the horror-element is that a thing turns out to be not fictional (edited)
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One of the first modern uses of the term “lich”
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We might actually be thinking of different stories then
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“The Thing on the Doorstep”
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I'm thinking of the one with the ice-room
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:50 PM
I know the one you're talking about but I don't remember the title
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:V
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I wasn’t referring to one you mentioned
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"This immortal died because his thermal management system broke down" should be highly sympathetic to the eldrae
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:52 PM
it's a cautionary tale :V
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@Archon Okay, which story is that?
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Like I said, I've forgotten the name
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But Narwhalz remembers it too
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:55 PM
lemme see if I can find it
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Looks like this is it
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 9:56 PM
well there ya go
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:V
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(past me was apparently better about bookmark sorting than expected)
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0111narwhalz 05/14/2019 10:18 PM
Do wormholes really need to be faster than light?
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Can they just change space such that the path through them is now a viable path, and thus actually make the two endpoints closer together?
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to my understanding, the second case has -generally- been the proposal of a wormhole
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just that, it's "effective faster than light" relative to the normal spacial layout
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:27 AM
But if it really makes things closer, there's no reason for it to cause squishy causal shenanigans.
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It's because it makes things closer that it causes squishy causal shenanigans.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:41 AM
But if cause can then flow through the hole itself…?
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You can still form a loop
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Which the problem
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Yeah, but it can also flow around the hole/. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:42 AM
Okay, but "cause can take longer paths" doesn't usually result in problems?
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Unless I'm misunderstanding.
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The problem is that relativity causes time bullshit
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So traveling at long distances can distort time.
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2019 12:44 AM
You know how water flowing around rocks causes ripples and even waves where it goes "backwards"? Imagine time doing the same. And how much the universe likes that
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:44 AM
So it's about the discontinuity, then?
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Ultimately, it's about the inseparability of time and space. (edited)
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Time as we understand it is very much dependent on the notion that information propagates through space at c. Since any wormhole necessarily creates a place where information propagates at > c, causality gets all fucked up.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:48 AM
But the information doesn't need to propogate faster than c if the distance is the part that changes?
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There's obviously some critically obvious thing I'm missing.
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Yeah, but there isn't any absolute measurement other than c , remember?
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:49 AM
Obviously it causes an inconsistency in distance measuring from before the hole is open compared to after.
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But while the hole's open, why should there be any problem if there just happens to be a shorter way to get there?
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2019 12:50 AM
By taking the wormhole you're time travelling relative to the light going the long way around
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No - there's an inconsistency as long as the hole exists .
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Ordinarily, any two points in spacetime have one distance between them. They're x-at-c apart, period.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:51 AM
hmm
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okay, I can comprehend how that would cause problems
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When there's a wormhole in the picture, they're still x-at-c apart as before, but they're also y<x-at-c apart via the wormhole.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:52 AM
Does lensing create new distances between points?
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There's now a second path for "thing traveling at c" to take, no?
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No, because gravity warps time as well as space
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so distance-at-c matches, I think
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Now, measuring using the rest of the universe's stick, any information passing through the wormhole is transmitted at >c , simply because of the shortcut, even though by the wormhole-traveller's stick, it's travelling at c and everything else is slower.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:54 AM
So the distance is still the same despite gravitational lensing because the thing traveling at c has a slower proper clock while it's being lensed?
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It's this incongruency that leaves you up to your ass in paradoxes.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:55 AM
The only way that spacefolding doesn't cause problems, then, is if it is utterly useless? :V
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:55 AM
i.e. doesn't actually provide a length contraction
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Physics is built around the assumption that C is a structural element in how time works
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Space-time is space-time for a reason
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Not strictly speaking. Another way of looking at it is that it's a matter of topology.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:55 AM
or reduces the speed of cause within its neck, I suppose, which amounts to the same
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So fucking with one breaks the others
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That'd lead to a whole new pile of issues
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Since local reduction in C changes a bunch of other stuff
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:56 AM
alright so let's just stick with "strictly causal spacefolding does not provide length contraction"
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Where you get into trouble is where you change the order of the manifold you're looking at. For example, in topology, a donut and a mug are the same shape. They have one hole in them, and you can distort the one into the other without changing their order.
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Mugs have two holes though
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:57 AM
I knew topology would get involved, but I haven't read enough on it to get the terminology.
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But you can't change them into an infinity-symbol, because that has two holes.
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they have a Handle
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Nope. They have one hole and a dent.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:58 AM
The "bowl" of the mug isn't a hole, unless you have a real bad mug.
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derp
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sleep deprivation, Math test+quiz
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:58 AM
So as long as you maintain homeomorphism everything is fine?
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Anyway, here's the thing. The problem you run into with wormholes is not that the distance is shortened, it's that it coexists with the preexisiting longer distance.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 12:59 AM
So what if opening a wormhole causes a global redefinition of distances?
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So if instead you squish space up like an accordion to shorten the distance between two points, you're fine, because you haven't created any inconsistencies. Everything still experiences the same single distance to everything else.
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Warning: this may have serious consequences for basically everything.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:00 AM
That is, if the distance could be shorter by using the wormhole, it uses that distance now
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Enderminion 05/15/2019 1:00 AM
I'mma just accept that Spacetime is confusing and move on
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Like, say, implosion, explosion, sphagettification, and exploding again.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:00 AM
Sounds like par for the course for risky physics.
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2019 1:02 AM
We have a defined situation where you break spacetime, and that's a black hole
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So I have a hunch this might result in similar
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:03 AM
hm
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Maybe there is a certain "budget" of wormholes in the universe, and you can only displace existing ones? :V
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That satisfies the topology constraint, if sidestepping everything else.
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"conservation of, uh, length measures"
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Well, I'm pretty sure turning this into a drive would destroy everything between origin and destination and indeed everything else for some considerable radius, as well as shredding the traveler into sub-nuclei-sized bits. But, hey, those are engineering problems.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:05 AM
Could still be useful even if they're unsolvable :V
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information transfer by ordered annihilation
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Enderminion 05/15/2019 1:06 AM
WMD
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Anyway, on the larger point: given that we theorize that there are a shit-ton of tiny quantum-scale wormholes all over the place and time anyway, we can pretty much assume that causality is already all fucked up and also pretty good at patching over the gaps. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:06 AM
sweet
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I guess since distances are defined between two points, you can't really say where the effects would end.
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@Zarpaulek You might be better off with Lovecraft as interpreted by Lumley.
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0111narwhalz 05/15/2019 1:11 AM
Maybe a cone extending from each endpoint which axis is aligned with the hole's connection.
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That sounds consistent with the symmetry, at the very least :V
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So what hidden causality problems come from other sorta-but-not-really FTL techniques?
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(since fakedrive's problems are kinda obvious)
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Frameshift, for instance.
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I guess most of them reduce to "okay but you got there before you left so…"
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The length contraction of wormholes was the only thing that made sense to me in that respect.
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I'm curious: Does the research sector of Empire administration require such a thing as sophont calculators: Tantamount to the mentats from Dune by any such chance? (edited)
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the math for stargates was worked out by a genius who hooked a bunch of quantum computers to her(?) brain
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so..... depends on exactly how you define the terms
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A sophont that has the cognitive power to perform billions to quadrillions of calculations per second
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 3:17 AM
Billions of calculations per second isn't that impressive—see modern CPUs with clocks of two to four GHz per core, or GPUs with thousands of cores at hundreds of MHz.
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And that's a single component.
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You can get vastly more FLOPS if you get a bunch of them together.
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The Summit supercomputer does 122 petaFLOPS. (edited)
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(of course, Summit occupies something of a warehouse, but)
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Then you have quantom computing, for which the question gets a little squishy, since the computer is no longer doing discrete operations in parallel but instead all possible operations with varying probability.
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Or something.
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So linking quantum computing techniques with sophonce, which has historical precidence *there*, could answer your question in a way.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 3:35 AM
Alternatively, if you count "asking the weave is as easy as thinking…"
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Quantum computations first and foremost allows you to perform quantum algorithms on sets of qubits. Shor's algorithm is essentially the fast fourier transform algorithm, but it can act on all states of the qubits and find prime factors exponentially faster due to many states being encoded in their wavefunction. It's more of an efficiency boost than anything else. (edited)
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I'm going to need a volunteer.
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For shame.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:08 PM
Can I volunteer Tronzoid? ⍩
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...I probably shouldn't do that.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:09 PM
(I'll help out)
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But I shall take that as volunteering.
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz 0:15 (edited)
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The input text has too few parameters. shame <miscreant> <period>
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz
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The input text has too few parameters. shame <miscreant> <period>
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz 0:15
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Failed to parse TimeSpan
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:10 PM
I wonder if detecting message edits is practical.
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz 0:0:15
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Failed to parse TimeSpan
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!doom shame @0111narwhalz
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You must have a role named Doomwright to run this command.
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...okay, the learnings here are that something is screwed up with the TimeSpan parser.
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz 0.0:0:15:00
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Failed to parse TimeSpan
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Try using @ ?
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:11 PM
What language is Cyfnos?
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Can you just pass in an integer in seconds?
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Argh. Headdesk. I see the problem.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:13 PM
oh, an interval with no delimiters is days
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neat
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Simple enough issue. I created a type reader for TimeSpan, but forgot to add it to the list of type readers. Oops.
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!admin shutdown
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Shutting down...
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Okay, let's try this again.
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!doom shame 0111narwhalz 0:5
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Shame on you, 0111narwhalz!
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:19 PM
oh no
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squints at the reaction
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shame ?
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Is that a nun? :V
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Unella was a Septa of the Faith of the Seven and a devoted follower of the High Sparrow. Unella grabs Cersei Lannister when she is arrested by the High Sparrow and throws her into a cell...
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Known for her "Shame! Shame! Shame!" chanting.
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The one chanting “shame” as Cersei was marched naked through the streets
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:21 PM
I see.
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So until the timer runs out (the other half of the test), anyone with shame mode on is followed through the channels by... shame.
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(This is the "relatively mild social pressure" mod option.)
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communism
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LIBERTY IS THE ESSENCE OF GOOD. COMMUNISM, THE VERY DEFINITION OF EVIL.
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Appropriate that it isn't used for the c word then
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!doom shame "Ian Bruene" 1:00
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Shame on you, J_Von_Random!
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:23 PM
:V
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Zounds!
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Heh. Should not overuse.
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!doom unshame "Ian Bruene"
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Your walk of shame is over, J_Von_Random.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:24 PM
My time should've elapsed by now, no?
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hm
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Another minute, I think.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:25 PM
those pesky off by one errors
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It adds exactly five minutes to the time it executes, so there's always going to be some random seconds hanging on the end.
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2019 5:26 PM
Yeah, the OBOE was probably on my end.
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Morgrim Moon 05/16/2019 7:13 PM
Not so sure about the chosen shame icon though, it's not passing as that GoT character at that scale. It kinda looks like a teeny zombie or the F.E.A.R. girl stalking someone
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Enderminion 05/16/2019 8:02 PM
having it do the Communism thing for shaming might be more noticeable, perhaps a "Super-Shame" option?
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!
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Enderminion 05/16/2019 8:02 PM
Predictable example is predictable
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MarcusAurelius 05/16/2019 8:02 PM
Yeah, having it stalk the offender more aggressively is probably last step before being sent to the cornfield?
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I didn't implement it that way because that spams everyone else with moar messages. The scarlet septa of shame isn't as noticeable, but I figure it's a lot less annoying to everyone else.
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but you already have the communism macro and I like to talk about my Soviet Union HOI run, I'm invading Germany, and winning
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EMBRACE LIBERTY OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED
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also the Americans are going Fascist
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In mine their is a giant three-way world war between the fascist allies, the Comintern and the axis. Albania occupies the cape of Africa for some reason.
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France is also Communist
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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one of the Chinese States joined Comintern
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so it's the Half Communist Allies and Comintern verses the Axis of Germany and Italy
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THIS SERVER WILL NEVER FALL TO COMMUNIST INVASION
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I have ~170 Strat Bombers bombing Germany
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they deployed Two thousand fighters to the front recently
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#random
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sdschildberg 05/17/2019 5:28 AM
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/bpjym0/rss_is_beautiful/ someone made a Flat Earth rss model. One step closer to the ksp system mod
436 votes and 31 comments so far on Reddit
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someone should make an Eleria (spelling?) mod for KSP?
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COMMENCE MOURNING
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Just today?
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yes i believe so
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noooo
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I hope Blob Finch is ok
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@Unknown This is completely inaccurate. Where are the elephants and Great A'Tuin the Star Turtle?
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three days ago grumpy died
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sdschildberg 05/17/2019 10:45 AM
F
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U?
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U?
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sdschildberg 05/17/2019 10:46 AM
F to pay respects
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G H I J
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K L M N O P
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Q R S T U V
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W X Y Z
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QWERTYUIOP
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You can't just appropriate letters of the alphabet.
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QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXVBNM
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!"£$%^&*()
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Unknown command.
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1234567890
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Wait what?
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ABCdefgh!help
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aaaaa !help
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How odd.
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Oh, right, that's not multiple lines.
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So, I was going to ask for volunteers later to test the new cornfielding command, but hey, looks like some just showed up.
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Owch, heh
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!cornfield
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Unknown command.
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2019 8:01 PM
!help !doom cornfield
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The input text has too many parameters. help <command>
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2019 8:01 PM
!help !doom
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Sorry, I couldn't find a command like !doom.
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2019 8:01 PM
no?
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!help “doom cornfield”
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Here are some commands like doom cornfield
doom cornfield
Parameters: miscreant, period Summary: Banish a user to the cornfield
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2019 8:02 PM
ah okay
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!doom cornfield 0111narwhalz 1
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You must have a role named Doomwright to run this command.
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Shouldn’t cyfnos be in a category of its own (under users)? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/17/2019 8:44 PM
that would require all users to automatically get a category role themselves
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Discord doesn't let you put a category below 'no category'. Or at least didn't llast time I was setting up roles
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Enderminion 05/17/2019 8:45 PM
@Unknown has his own role
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Unknown command.
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Morgrim Moon 05/17/2019 8:45 PM
Yes, but WE don't
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Enderminion 05/17/2019 8:45 PM
and?
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I mean, discord.rss does.
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Morgrim Moon 05/17/2019 8:45 PM
you cannot have NULL show up higher than ROLE
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so the bot will never be at the bottom of the member list
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isn't that what you were asking? To display in the members bar below everyone ellse?
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or above.
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like, where discord.rss is.
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Discord.RSS notwithstanding, I do not support bot apartheid. 😃
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Morgrim Moon 05/17/2019 9:41 PM
I like that phrasing
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If the Empire and the Von Republic were countryballs what would be their personalities and Bork?
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2019 4:51 AM
what the hell is Bork?
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Empire empire
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Capitalism capitalism
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2019 5:00 AM
that makes NO sense
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What what?
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2019 5:00 AM
see, at least gollark's DOES
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You you can't can't just just expect expect it it to to make make sense sense if if you you write write it it twice twice...
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2019 5:02 AM
right, is that shamebot working yet?
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0111narwhalz 05/18/2019 5:05 AM
If you read it fast enough, you can almost get past the doubling.
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Just just about about.
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Maybe Maybe Maybe it it it would would would work work work better better better if if if you you you would would would do do do it it it three three three times times times repeated repeated repeated.
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I I made made a a script script for for this this and and it's it's very very buggy. buggy.
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https://eldraeverse.com/2018/09/13/transplague-ship/ Talking about this: why not get the crew into an isolated part of the ship, and phage the hell out of the bugger?
PROCEDURES IN THE EVENT OF IRREVERSIBLE CONTAMINATION In the event of irreversible contamination by biological or nanotechnological plagues, and standard quarantine responses are deemed insufficien…
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Because if you could do that, it wouldn't be irreversible contamination.
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By definition, any contamination that you have a means to reverse isn't irreversible contamination.
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Talking about quarantine: With all this cloning about, how has Eldrae society not collapsed from revolution and chaos?
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Why would it?
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If a doctor copies themselves in order to avoid possibly dying from being sent to an infected ship, doesn't that count as slavery?
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Why would it be? Think through the timeline. You decide, fully aware of the consequences, to fork yourself and have one of you go to the infected ship. Then you fork. Both of you made the previous decision. (edited)
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um, there are things it could count as, I'm not sure what universe you came up with "slavery" in though
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Wouldn't that also lead to decadence? (edited)
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Define “decadence”
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A sophont can copy itself to have it's forks do stuff for it
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"decadence" is one of the words with a thousand meanings: you have to be very careful to be clear what you mean when you use it
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(our civ would be considered hyper-decadent by some)
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decadent (n.): what less awesome civilizations say more awesome civilizations are; see also sour grapes .
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Hard work is not a virtue for its own sake, it’s a means to an end.
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There is also the fairly obvious problem that if you don't want to do it, a fork of you won't want to do it either.
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You feel you have “no purpose” without a job, see a therapist and get a creative hobby.
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Hmm, methinks you could make a good comedic bit of SF lore by postulating a race or faction that overpopulated itself with cloning
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Something out of Hitchhiker (edited)
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I've never seen a hobbyless/interestless person who wasn't seriously broken in other ways
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People who are motivated can fork to gain additional selfpower, therefore, but a lazy person who tries to fork to get out of working will very quickly discover that what you end up with is a roomful of lazy asshats arguing over which one of them should change the channel.
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David Brin has a novel called “Kiln People” where people routinely fork themselves into clay golems that disintegrate after a day. I suggest reading it.
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You can partly get around this with cognitive surgery (as in the specialized golems in the Brin novel), but if you're a lazy person who makes a motivated, ambitious fork, the likelihood is that the very first thing that fork will do is file for emancipation from your lazy ass and spend the rest of ever making you look like the worse twin.
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tl;dr you can't escape your fundamental you-ness without changing you .
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What is the standard issue of rifle in the Imperial Space Navy Land Forces?
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[standard-issue legion "rifle"] The IL-15i Battlesystem battle carbine. (edited)
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To quote: "The primary weapon, a battle carbine, of the Empire’s light legionaries, combining in one unit a standard carbine and an underslung sluggun. The IL-15i is the most advanced battle carbine in the Empire, designed to be used in a teamware system. This carbine can designate targets and coordinate indirect squad fire, and comes with an integral trigraphic aim point sight, telescopic sight, infrared vision, gun camera, modal radiative striping, and a small gyroscope system that helps to dampen movements from recoil, making it extremely reliable and controllable."
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Enderminion 05/18/2019 1:39 PM
!ref tag Carbine
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Articles relating to Carbine can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/carbine/
Posts about carbine written by Alistair Young
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In local parlance, "carbine" means "standard longarm", i.e., not a sniper or a sluggun or something exotic. They don't call 'em rifles because, well, coilguns aren't.
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Enderminion 05/18/2019 1:52 PM
it might be possible to Rifle a Railgun though
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and there are techniques to vastly reduce rail erosion (Plasma Sabot iirc)
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what kind of energy level? (and how do the cooling and pulsed power systems work?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 2:01 PM
I care a lot about people’s personality integrity but if psychosurgery were an option I would fix my lethargy in a heartbeat
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Actually, let me just post here the list of standard slugthrower types: There is the carbine, which is a light automatic rifle-equivalent. It also serves as the SMG (by configuring for rapid fire) and a shotgun (by configuring for rapid fire and spread, by oscillating the last stages of the mass driver). The sniper, which is the for-long-range-and-accuracy optimized version. The pistol, which is the standard hand weapon. By doing the same final-stage oscillation it can produce a sawn-off shotgun effect. The sluggun, which instead of firing flechettes like the others fires, well, slugs. Or grenades, or micromissiles, letting it effectively eat the niches of the grenade launcher and even light mortars. And since one of those grenade-type rounds is canister shot, the heavy shotgun. The hand cannon, which is a sluggun cut down to pistol size, trading off speed, accuracy, and recoil for unbeatable stopping power in a small package. And the battle carbine, the standard battlefield weapon, which puts a carbine and an underslung sluggun into one unit.
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(Since the hand cannon takes standard sluggun ammunition form factors, this does mean that you can theoretically fire antimatter grenades full-auto from a handgun. So far as I know, no-one has yet been stupid enough to try it.)
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@Ian Bruene For reasons given in the FAQ, we do not look too closely at energy levels. Let's just say that at normal non-hunting power levels, an unarmored target is gonna look all somewhat-charred ground-beefy along the penetration path.
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Power switching is simplified by associating an individual superconducting capacitor with every coil. Flash-charge together from the main powercell, then discharge in order as commanded by the photonic coil-control bus.
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And cooling is the biggest issue, as you might expect. Imagine some pretty chunky heat sinks, along with radiative striping to vent the heat. When it says "do not touch" on certain areas of you slugthrower, it means "this will burn you".
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Most civilian weapons use internal, bench-replacement only heat sinks, because the thermal goo gives them a decent capacity and they only need replacing very occasionally, when the goo starts to crystallize after lots of heat-cool cycles.
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Military-grade versions that expect high, sustained firing rates and thus are likely to run into the "thermal capacity exceeded, please stand by" error use external heat sinks, mounted in... well, you can guess, right?
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Waaaiit, waitwaitwaitwait; What does the author mean by "...And especially don't go looking for the unmarked mass graves"? (edited)
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Context, @Unknown; @Unknown, context.
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I am talking about the blogpost about a blogpost and your view of said blogpost about SF cliches
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Stross, whom that is a quote from, means that most monocultures are the result of genocides.
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"Cultural cleansing"? (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 2:51 PM
Or mass assimilation like what happened out west
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If you go digging in the Gal-sabra system, for example, you can find all sorts of evidence that they weren't kidding even slightly about the whole "convert or die" thing.
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 2:59 PM
The fact that humans are not a monocuture in many SF stories seems to tell that humanities "hat" is a peacemaker, given how we squashed the idea of monoculture in 1945
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(Although, really, while the mass graves there may be unmarked, they built a whole bunch of monuments and so forth marking the Purge of the Infidel, so you don't have to go looking for evidence. Special credit goes to the lovely children's museum in the capital. Build-Your-Own model death camps with realistic self-igniting heretics, only fifteen exval in the gift shop!) (edited)
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Why can't aliens also have different cultures in one place? What about alien countries?
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:00 PM
Because thats too complex for most writers
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Er, they can. That's the whole point of the cliche being called out.
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:02 PM
Humanities hat being diversity and peace between groups also explains why mankind is so often the only non-autocratic polity, and the only one that puts a value on peacetime
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Kinda racist, if you ask me
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Yep.
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Also makes me wonder if they ever met any humans.
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Chest beating, fleck spitting human chauvimism (edited)
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Humans are not special! (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:03 PM
Its at least a singular explanation for what the star trek federation, and all its copycat polities, "hat" is in a Planet Of Hats work
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I mean, yes, we do deserve credit for stomping on the major implementers idea back in '45, but that shit just won't die. (edited)
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STAMP HARDER!!!
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But continuing in this vein would be politics, which no.
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Humans can and will form different cultures when they reach space
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(END OF (NEARLY) POLITIKS) (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:06 PM
Current human cultures will expand as well (not poloticks so dont cornfeild me)
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Space america?
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REMOVE
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 3:07 PM
I think it’s ironic that a lot of pro human SF takes a jingoistic military slant
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:07 PM
They are an outgrowth of 4chan's 40k fandom
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What would the Centaurians even CONSIDER bowing down to the humans in babbo 5? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 3:08 PM
Most writers aren’t exceedingly good at what they do, pardon, and don’t write xenofiction, so they make their ‘aliens’ reflections of ourselves (edited)
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In most cases I think it’s fair, if getting a tad repetitive. And on TV, special effects cost precious money so I understand it from that angle
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:09 PM
Halo's covenant and their Holy War (tm) springs to mind
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Star Carrier seems insanely racist on one hand. The way it portrays humanity as "America First" and the aliens as SPACE ISRALIES (edited)
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Ever read Trek's End ?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 3:10 PM
No but the title is eyegrabbing (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:11 PM
Wasnt the guy who wrote star carrier the one who wrote that series about USMC in space? Where the US fights UN diversity programs?
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diversity
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[CLARIFICATION NEEDED]
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2019 3:11 PM
Wait a second. Is this going to be a story about how warp drive does the radiation thing when you cut the distortin
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Nope.
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:12 PM
I dont remeber, but it was written as the us ceeding new mexico to make Azaltan or something along those lines
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Ah yeah, STAR MARINES
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:12 PM
And that was what participated the conflict
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I can't believe Ian Douglas Star Marines was featured on Atomic Rockets (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:13 PM
Hard SF, hard to swallow jingoism! Its package deal!
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The US asserting imperialism on the UN for allowing cultural diversity? (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:15 PM
I think it was a reverse, as the US got a chunk of the southwest split to build a new nation, 1948 style (edited)
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Typo
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On mobile
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1948? don't you mean... (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:18 PM
Like that. It isnt that expansionistic
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Not named as such, thankfully (edited)
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Keep in mind that this UN had just invaded brazil to enforce rainforest protection policy, and makes the NWO of conspiracy fame look hands-off
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People thought that the earth politics gave off tom clancy vibes
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It just seems like a piece of jingoistic propaganda from a guy who thinks that the US owns the rights to rainforests and the countries it trades with. (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:23 PM
It is, but with realistic space battles, space Marines, and precursor stuff on Mars
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...Hard to be convinced by a guy who thinks Israel is the bad guy, thinks that progress comes in fits and starts, is convinced that the singularity will happen and is of the assumption that the chinese are evil (edited)
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"Two nasty wars with the Chinese Hedgemony"
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He is against Chinese trade it seems
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:26 PM
Keep in mind that the us wins against most of earth with only one city k-slagged.
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Oh please
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:26 PM
Please dont cornfeild us
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same here
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 3:26 PM
Its a book review
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Okay, @Unknown, since you're wandering into the author's real-world politics, I'm calling the end of this discussion. Book reviews are one thing; this is another.
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oh no
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don't cornfield me please
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Also, it would belong in #random anyway. Which is not saying that it's okay to start it up again over there; just a note for the future.
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...if I was going to cornfield anyone, I'd just do it. If I say something, it's because I'm not cornfielding yet. On the other hand, I am thinking that (from now on) asking not to be sent to the cornfield gets you sent to the cornfield. On the grounds that (a) it's an indication that you think you're pushing the line, and so should know better; and (b) that's just annoying. I mean, really.
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Enderminion 05/18/2019 4:08 PM
also you have that cool new shame feature, so wouldn't you do that before the Cornfield?
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MarcusAurelius 05/18/2019 5:08 PM
Depends on the egregiouslness of the offense, I’d think. Some things may warrant immediate disposal to the cornfield
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sdschildberg 05/18/2019 5:50 PM
Ontotech is just console commands for the universe
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That'd be too easy. It's more like monkeypatching the universe.
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MarcusAurelius 05/19/2019 12:37 AM
yeah, it sounds more like modding a game not designed for mods
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 12:43 AM
Like that AI that used its control input to seed the RNG of NES games to give it exactly what it wanted.
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Except when it didn't? :V
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sdschildberg 05/19/2019 12:49 AM
like modding a game with drm
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it's not like the universe comes with a man page to read through before you change it's settings
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universe start --end=big-crunch
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 1:37 AM
universe be like # ls ls: Permission denied
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I've been on those flipping servers
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client "you have to send us a list of literally every command you can be authorized to run"
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and then they authorize four fifths of them randomly
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 1:39 AM
# man foo /bin/bash: man: command not found
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alternatively, the universe did come with a man page
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but it's as long as the gcc man page
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Which is why everyone's mostly just winging it.
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I wonder how big a compendium of all of humanity's knowledge about physics would be.
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Basically drop all the experiment and explanation out of all physics papers, merge the bits that are duplicated, and see how much you're left with.
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Just the equations, basically.
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I think just the equations would drop the actual understanding parts and you'd have to regenerate all that
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 1:59 AM
Well, keep enough in that you can connect the symbols to reality.
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But no more.
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is that really a compendium of knowledge though if you can't actually learn physics from it?
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 2:00 AM
I didn't ask for a textbook V:
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I think that's what a compendium of knowledge would be like, though
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otherwise it's just a reference text of formulae
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 2:01 AM
Reformatting: If you needed to describe physical reality completely in the most terse possible way, how much description would there be? (edited)
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I'm guessing that 'physical reality' is the -least- terse way possible
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 2:02 AM
Physical reality has a lot of extra things in it that you don't necessarily need to keep track of.
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A description of it doesn't need to itemize every thing.
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I guess if you wanted to be pedantic, a cube of vacuum would technically contain all the rules and none of the data :V
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would this compendium still work if it gave you the knowledge of how to start a universe with a new random seed?
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or would that require meta knowledge?
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0111narwhalz 05/19/2019 2:07 AM
I don't fully understand the question.
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What would be an "Outside Context" problem?
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In general?
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For the Empire
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Ah. Precursor-grade aliens making first contact? Time travelers? Magic?
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Suddenly being in a crossover?
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Morgrim Moon 05/19/2019 8:51 AM
something that they haven't planned for in the slightest that changes how things work. Like, say, encountering an aggressive species who can do individual telportation. That might be a "wtf?!" sort of problem involving some very hasty scrambling by the Legions on how to counter this
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What would be an extrauniversal problem?
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Outside context problem means "we couldn't have planned for this"
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Morgrim Moon 05/19/2019 8:52 AM
it doesn't have to be an "I win" on the part of the Outside Context problem, jut something that is 1) requiring countering and 2) nobody wargamed about because it's supposed to be 'impossible
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Or absurd
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A colony world is infested with cleaning sponges? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/19/2019 8:53 AM
that's not really a 'problem', that's a "...someone call for a quarantine and a specialist first contact team, let's figure out if these things are sophant"
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I'd call it an outside context problem even if it's not hostile
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Because classing long-term situations into problematic and nonproblematic is hard and probably pointless
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That would be the SKYSHOCK code series, assigned to existential threats (i.e., the cannot-fuck-up-the-first-time list), which thereby form a taxonomy of OCPs.
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Specific SKYSHOCK scenarios include: CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK; a full-scale invasion of known space by an existential risk from beyond the current far horizon. CASE SKYSHOCK BLUE; a general cryptonym for the unusual cases in which an outside context problem might, if correctly handled, actually be an outside context opportunity. CASE SKYSHOCK COLORLESS; an extrauniversal incursion by forces unknown. CASE SKYSHOCK FLICKER; discovery of a method of time travel that permits worldline alteration. CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE; detection of a danger close gamma-ray burst. CASE SKYSHOCK GRAY; basilisk hack perceptible at astronomical range. CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN; positive proof of the simulation hypothesis. CASE SKYSHOCK LEAD; technologically superior berserker probes. CASE SKYSHOCK MAROON; reactivation of a self-replicating superweapon left over from the Precursors' final war. CASE SKYSHOCK NOTGREEN; self-sustaining paradox. CASE SKYSHOCK WHITE; discovery of a living Precursor, in particular one of the Great Drakes. CASE SKYSHOCK YELLOW; large-scale reconfiguration of physical laws. There are a wide variety of other subcodes for less likely categories of OCP.
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!ref tag great drakes
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Articles relating to great drakes can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/great-drakes/
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Insofar as there are plans attached to these cryptonyms, they tend to consider of a short dossier of wild speculations, and, well - to quote Chrisjen Avasarala: "I have a file with 900 pages of analysis and contingency plans for war with Mars, including 14 different scenarios about what to do if they develop an unexpected new technology. My file for what to do if an advanced alien species comes calling... is three pages long. And it begins with Step 1: Find God."
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!ref tag precursors
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Articles relating to precursors can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/precursors/
Posts about Precursors written by Alistair Young
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@Zarpaulek They're mentioned here under their untranslated name; trakelpanis trakóras amán https://eldraeverse.com/2016/08/12/the-problem-of-choice/ .
Given the overall emphasis the eldrae place on freedom of choice and freedom of choices, how do they deal with issues of overchoice and the apparently paradoxical consequence that having too many c…
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From-the-notes summary: "The trakelpanis trakóras amán, or “Great Drakes”, are an extinct precursor race that once dominated the region of space near and encompassing the modern Associated Worlds, including Eliéra, believed to be a construct of theirs. The shell-world at Thalíär (Principalities) is also believed to be a possible trakelpanis trakóras amán creation. It is believed that the trakelpanis trakóras amán flourished in a roughly spherical region around 5,800 light-orbits across, whose center was located roughly halfway between the modern Empire and the Eponian Cluster, to trailing. (It is unknown how the Mazir findings – obviously from another Precursor race, correlate with this; perhaps the Mazirian race were stealthy intruders within the Drakes’ space.) What little is known of them suggests that they had an at least partially silicon-based biochemistry, stood approximately 500’ tall, and weighed many thousands of tons. They had wings with a span of hundreds of feet, although if they were capable of flight, it assuredly was via processes having little to do with aerodynamics. (If the theory of the trakelpanis trakóras amán origin of the eldrae is correct, it is likely that vector control techlekinesis filled in the gaps.) The trakelpanis trakóras amán were sophont and extremely intelligent. They communicated verbally as well as (it is believed) through farspeech, and had an extensive written language consisting primarily of pictographs. They carved vast caverns out of the mountains in which they made their homes, covering the walls with their etched writings. They also created and used sophisticated technological tools, fashioned decorative items as well as practical ones, and lived in organized communities, in which one or at most a small number of trakelpanis trakóras amán were surrounded by their servitors." (edited)
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Ironically I'm planning a story for a shared universe anthology that also has giant space dragon slavers. Though they're a bit smaller, just 36 meters long, and only live about a dozen millennia. (edited)
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What happens if CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN happens?
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Throw everything including the kitchen at the simulation idiots?
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INVADE THEIR REALITY? (edited)
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You know the definition of an outside context problem, right?
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"This reality is now ours. Stop simulating us or be destroyed" (edited)
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In particular, the bit that reads "this is basically about which we can meaningfully guess fuck all?" (edited)
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So it's not known what to do if GREEN happens?
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It's not known what to do if any of them happen. That's what an Outside Context Problem is .
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What about GLARE?
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What did I just say?
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And what's so green about SKYSHOCK GREEN?
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So if CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE!!!!! CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE happens, we are screwed? (edited)
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It's a cryptonym. While I occasionally - okay, often - indulge myself in the unrealistic version, cryptonyms aren't supposed to reflect what they name. Hence the "crypto".
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I guess it might have to do with RGB
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Red Green Blue
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Maybe. You don't know. Again, that's implicit in that it's an Outside Context Problem.
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Fallout monitors are green (edited)
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Haha! I just figured it out!!! I'll just assume that all SKYSHOCKS are solvable
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Precoursors final war oh bugger. To be honest, kind of a sad statement. The extant survival of super-civs isn‘t nessecarily garuanteed.
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Eh, I'm not too convinced of the viability of self replicating warship weapons (edited)
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You gotta worry about replication mutation for a start
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Well, technically, drawing from that example, the survival of super-civs made up of reality-warping solipsists isn't necessarily guaranteed.
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It‘s still a measuring stick for great filters.
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Replication mutation is ridiculously overhyped and based in an incorrect understanding of how the technology would work.
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@Unknown Error correction is not hard.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/19/2019 2:52 PM
Is NOTGREEN a weird translation of an actual color name, or just like it seems literally?
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Aha! I'll make a notgreen flag!
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Well, uh, paradox
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@Jon
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Yes, you may have problems if you make a copy of a copy of a copy of a copy. Except no-one actually does that. You make a copy based on a blueprint. Then you make another copy based on the same blueprint. And so forth.
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@john dougan(his grace/his grace) Exactly what it sounds like.
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And wouldn't it just blow itself up from waste-heat made by rapidly self-replicating? (edited)
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… no
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Only if it was designed by the worst engineers in the galaxy.
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SALTIRE ENGINEERING STRONK (edited)
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Insert here my usual amusement at self-replicators questioning the viability of self-replication.
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Yes, I imagine Saltire could manage it.
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The overheat issue I mean.
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And how did the Great Drakes survive either roasting themselves to death or collapsing under their own weight? (edited)
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CASE SKYSHOCK MAUVETOAST INITIATED (edited)
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CASE SKYSHOCK YELLOW means you are definitely screwed.
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And what's so worrying about distant high energy civs? they are far away.
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oh wait, light lag...
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Well there’s the possibility that they might have harvester/assimilator fleets en route to your part of the galaxy. Especially if they’ve figured out FTL drive like the eldrae do in year 9,000
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Again, you do not seem to be understanding the nature of an Outside Context Problem.
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eh, throw a wormhole filling sandwich at it19348_"$+_1+@@@"
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If you can make a definitive statement about how screwed you are, or indeed any definitive statement about the results at all, it is definitionally not an Outside Context Problem.
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Also, @Unknown , you appear to be in the early stages of slipping back into the sorts of behaviors that got you cornfielded. Don't reach the later stages, m'kay? I go now to eat lunch.
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So if a guy finds a PBJ sandwich sitting on the pavement, and then he sees a lemon and sees a floating Eldrae with a lemon for a head made of tiny diamonds made of Great Drakes, is that CASE SKYSHOCK? (edited)
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...
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!doom shame Tronzoid 1
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Shame on you, Tronzoid!
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CASE SKYSHOCK BLUELLOW DETECTED
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TotallyNotHuman 05/19/2019 3:23 PM
it sounds like this is a CASE SKYSHOCK NONEXISTENT READING COMPREHENSION
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though it would be a shock to absolutely no one
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Eeesh, all this talk about CASE SKYSHOCK is giving me the willies, especially YELLOW for some odd reason.
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Hold on; How many times a day, month or year does a weird, sometimes borderline to SKYSHOCK event happen?
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maybe the colour yellow has something to do with it
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...I suggest you take a voluntary timeout and stop what is essentially shit-talking.
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time-out
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TotallyNotHuman 05/19/2019 3:34 PM
I mean it's not really shit-talking if said talk is meaningless drivel :V
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That depends entirely on the definition of the shit at hand, I would say.
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TotallyNotHuman 05/19/2019 3:35 PM
fair
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Refuse of low imminent utility, lays around uselessly, would much be prefered elsewhere but a forum space... I‘d say that‘s shit.
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Though I now have to ask @Overmind: how does or does not the precoursor extinction represent a potential great filter for extant civilization, and what was its catalyst? The current galactic era seems generally peacefully inclined. Just bad coincidences not establishing a metastable galactic super-civilizations cluster, or why did the Precoursors go kaplow and the Eldrae did not?
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/will not, rather.
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MarcusAurelius 05/19/2019 5:19 PM
Sev, look at the right up of the great drakes in #spoilers: their collapse wasn't surprising I do have something from my own writing (slightly off topic I know, but I don't feel like splitting a tangent onto a separate channel) more in line with what Tronzoid is thinking about: existential crisis contingencies. GLEAMING DAWN: an uncontained self-propagating entity within the Alliance (i.e. emergent hyper-intelligences, hegemonizing swarms, infectious memes) WINTER PALACE: Fall but non-destruction of Mallaryssyss (capital of one of the great powers), evacuation of government of Kingdom SHATTERED SHIELD: Fall of Bastion (main shipyard, fleet HQ) ADAM: Fall of Arcadia (capital of one of the great powers) BURNING SUMMER: Fall of Dérsín (major trade, naval construction, civilian infrastructure world, main offices of ONI) HIGH WINTER: Loss of control of the Sójakélyaf system/loss of control of the orbitals of Mallaryssyss SOLSTICE: Fall of Mallaryssyss, initiation of continuity of government and crowning of new king LUCIFER: mutiny by a battlefleet or equivalent unit AEMILIAN: destruction of the Heart/ fall of Kenaros (HQ of the Alliance/capital of a secondary power)
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With a fittler, couldn't you make FTL missiles that would be able to strike a planet almost instantly?
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 2:49 AM
"almost instantly" depends very much on range and how fast the fittler is
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How are we supposed to stop it from causing a SKYSHOCK event? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 4:56 AM
If it's in universe tech it is known and understood tech and by definition NOT Skyshock
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In the hypothetical EldraeRPG, would volume and fatness be a limiting factor for how many cybernetics you can install?
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 7:30 AM
Depends on whether it stays as an abstract categorical value a la D&D or a scalar
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You do not simulate at that low a level
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It doesn't work
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FATAL intensifies
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I was actually thinking Pheonix Command, I think the name is.
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DEATH TO FATAL! DOWN WITH THE HERETIC!
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Which is infamous for requiring one to trace bullet trajectories.
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FATAL is very bad.
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We can talk about bad RPGs without chanting about it
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Please
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Rolemaster.
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Also not great
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Also does not try to simulate body tissue
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Oh, I can talk rationally about most bad RPGs
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(Also, we’re criticizing FATAL for its crunch !?)
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I'd suggest Sufficently advanced, except it assumes that unaugemented humans are more narratively important as it's core balance mechanic
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And I assume you'd object
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But FATAL is so disgustingly evil, such a wicked perversion of what an RPG is supposed to be, that I explode into uncontrollable rage at the sight of it.
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Only you saw it
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It's your own sight, your own curse
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Literally you brought it up
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it popped into my head and now i'm mad
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But yes
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FUCK FATAL
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Lets talk about good RPGs
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Which would actually work for Eldraeverse
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Eclipse phase wants to do horror.
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And doesn't really let you customize your special cool abilties much.
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It's basicly CoC only they formalised the replacable bodies so you can keep a charecter session to session
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Sufficently advanced, as I said, has strong rules for players at various levels of transhuman glory
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But it makes the low-grade guys get plot armor to retain relevance
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I haven't read the other two or so standard transhumanism-enabled RPGs
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Anyone else got something to comment?
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fuck FATAL
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Shut up.
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!doom shame KAL_9000 1
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Shame on you, KAL_9000!
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But yes
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As far as an Eldraeverse RPG goes
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I'm not sure what the protagonists of such a game would be doing
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I guess " a group of Eldrae go muck with little people and their ineffective laws/pathetic attempts at ecnomic regulation?"
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Which makes the general tone one of fairly predictable success, and if not, failure due to weight of numbers.
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Both of which are bad
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Exalted works mostly by giving you a smattering of level foes, I guess
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when my shame gone
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!doom unshame KAL_9000
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Your walk of shame is over, KAL_9000.
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hooray
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BUT NO CHANTING.
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Anyway. Hrm.
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I tend to think of it as a big 'ol open world, but the default would probably be the Travelleresque free trader game or wandering adventurers off to find trouble and shoot it.
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:08 AM
Rogue Trader's base mechanics don't really work, but it's structure sort of does. A crew of adventurers going and finding trouble in places where they can crash the local economy with their pocket change
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Notwithstanding that you could do just about any genre if you picked the right place and time.
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I mean, yeah
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But it'd be damn odd to focus on a time and a place other than the one the protagonists care for
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I agree the rogue trader model works well
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But it does assume wildly unethical PCs
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But something like that
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:10 AM
Really? You were playing it very differently to how my group did
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... To be fair, the member of my group who had a breakdown about it had never heard about 40K before (edited)
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The culture is conveniently such that it produces plenty of adventurer types, including the weirdseekers whose life model is pretty much based on finding the unusual and poking it to see what happens.
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:10 AM
Granted my GM enforced the "you have a collatoral damage budget and need to stick to it" rules. Mostly. We did accidentally a small moon once, but it wasn't our fault.
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So a big chunk was "40K is" as a statement of lack of ethics
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Yeah
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But the thing is
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Protagnists need to be protagonists
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And generic weird-seekers are hard to write for
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:12 AM
And our very first session when trying to figure out the rules we kind of spectacularly blew said collatoral budget to the point we retconed the entire session so we didn't trash the campaign 5 minutes in...
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I think Rogue Traders and/or first-in scouts sound most interesting
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Do they ever work in groups? (edited)
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Of, say, 3-5
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:13 AM
Hm. I think if you tweaked mechanics so that instead of being heavily combat rewarded you're rewarded for FINDING stuff, that might work? You don't get points for killing things under normal circumstances, but you DO for mapping the dungeon
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Not 3.5
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To a certain extent, the Exalted model might work, in the sense that you have Tremendous Cosmic Powers, and while you can do many great things, the unintended consequences will come back to bite you. So a lot of the challenge is in how to achieve your goals without accidentallying the universe.
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Yeah but the thing about exalted
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is that like 300 other people have those powers
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Not 300 billion
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The thing about eldrae is how do you pick out the protagonists
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(This is also relavent mechanically)
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:15 AM
they're the ones NOT staying in the 'civilised' bits of empire where there is a comprehensive data net and replicators on every corner?
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(When the homeless guy on the street is a genius like earth has never seen, how do you describe who is really smart)
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Well, you do what the author does and pick out the narratively interesting ones, not the trillion or so folk who are just going about their daily lives and aren't in the habit of breaking the laws of gods and men every Tuesday.
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But the thing is
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For an RPG
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Step one is writing down who the protagonists are
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:16 AM
in RPGs you DON'T play the villagers
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Which tells you what rules you need
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Yeah, but you need to know why you aren't a villager
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Or why you don't
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It's a frequently unstated assumption
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But you do need to examine it
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A game for first-in-scouts needs different rules for a game for physics-anomoly-investigators which needs still different rules for a imperial black-ops group.
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So since "narratively interesting ones" is only topical unless you want to be much more rules-light than I had expected from this community.
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That said
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I think the common thread of what people are saying here
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Is that the inside of the empire is boring
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And that they want to play in the interface between the empire and the unknown
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I mean... there are enough narrative hooks I‘d argue. Indeed the Eldrae IMO excel at providing RPG plots that are engaging.
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They tend to choose skullduggery over mass skull fornication by mass driver, after all.
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To some extent. To some extent, thier power and self-restriction makes them bad RPG protagonists.
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Cast your PCs as affiliates of one of the Hot Mess groups of the Empire, and you have plenty of trouble to go around and social and philosophical stuff to debate on the wayside.
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From an outside perspective, one of the larger themes of the 'verse is choice . What makes you a protagonist is that you chose to become one, which involves acquiring the skills and tools to do so. So the major differentiation of protagony is that which divides the Tony Stark who is Iron Man from the Tony Stark who just goes to parties and noodles around his workshop.
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So why don't people choose to be the protagonist?
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(Actual question I'm legit interested in the answer to, BTW) (edited)
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Being a protagonist means you attract Capital-A Attention?
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Also probably the minor issue of, as Syndrome puts it: if everyone is special, nobody is.
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This is one of the issues I was trying to point out
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Mostly because being the protagonist is various shades of uncomfortable if you don't have the right mindset. First-in scouts tend to self-select for an insane degree of risk indifference, for example.
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It‘s an arms race of Protagonist-ism, and not one you can just """win"""
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Is that it's hard to mechanically illustrate how smart you are
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When everyone is so smart it gives real people headaches
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(Esp this is a problem)
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True. Eldrae are Made Of Awesome and hard to role-play.
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(for our punny mortal minds trying to pretend to be them)
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Also... to be honest, I doubt- yeah.
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(Esp when they have a week to think and we have three minutes)
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I doubt somewhat humans would RP them well.
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So yeah, choice and subtle differentiation in the shades of awesome.
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Seem to be our core themes at this stage
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But that‘s something of a General Problem with RP-ing transhumans.
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Free traders are entrepreneurs who put merchanter ethics well above law and have a love for being the most cunning guy in a a hostile business environment.
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Shit, it‘s already a problem with just writing them.
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It is a general problem, Sevoris
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One of the reasons people stick to fantasy, I think
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And so on and so forth.
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I enjoy transhuman themes immensely, but every work is supremely taxing.
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You have to keep your head switched on constantly to not fall into making too many assumptions.
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Being truly smart is hard
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Amen.
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So maybe we have to implement a Blades In The Dark like assumption of "of course this scheme was the best one"
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It has that in order to stop people trying to actually plan heists
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And get on with doing them
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(Plan in a flashback if you must)
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Actually
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Blades in the Dark could be a good system
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it has a lot of the right pieces
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Trade-offs, very competent people doing cool things (edited)
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(Incidentally, I don't agree with the inside-is-boring notion. If your tastes run to intrigue, slice-of-life, romance, or other such flavors, you could have lots of fun navigating your way through this collection of weird altcultures.)
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(totally)
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(But those are also v. hard to RPG)
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Agreed.
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:29 AM
And you've got the Court of Courts for a tense social thriller backdrop
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Depends on your type of RPG.
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(I"d like more of those stories in general)
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I mean, yes
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Morgrim Moon 05/20/2019 10:30 AM
Diaspora's social combat mechanics would work well there
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Like, you can totally RP a social story.
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(Me, too.)
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But in general, I've found those types take more work and subtlety (edited)
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CMWGE assumes very high power and also does weird genre-shifting
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But it also is really tonally off
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CMWGE?
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Chubbo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine
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Aaah!
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It's about teenagers growing into godhood, not about the long line of adult power-through-skill
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Every eldrae would be shades of the Ace
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So you'd end up using a very narrow slice of the game
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Yeah, I know the game, just it's pre-coffee-kicking-in-enough to not recognize it from the acronym, heh.
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But in general, I've found those types take more work and subtlety the strange thing is... only sometimes. I‘ve certainly found slice-of-life easy for Nanofiction. I‘ve found it slowly leaking into other writing. It‘s more about mindset, and because writing flashy but ultimately kind of hollow fiction is... well, really darn easy.
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So the thing about slice-of-life, is yeah, it's about mood
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And that kind of mindset
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Mindjammer, a FATE game, has a number of scenarios for playing super-advanced transhumans doing stuff in a galaxy of less civilized peoples. But the Commonality really rubs me the wrong way. They also try to simulate trading in a system without a “cash” mechanic.
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And you know what's really fucking hard
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(Honestly, if I had piles of money just lying around, my approach to making a 'verse RPG would boil down to "beg, plead, and ask nicely Jenna Moran to take on the project".)
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Is inspiring mood through a bunch of rules
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(It'd be the best possible choice, yes)
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(100%)
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(So instead you have some of her disciples disciples hanging around)
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I‘m of mixed oppinion how much you can write a story without conflict, but it‘s definitely not impossible. And it‘s a western cultural expectation that gets stuck more in the flashy than imagining a better "common day" (Alltag is such a great word here, but ah well.)
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Like I said
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I understand perfectly that slice-of-life and chill low-conflict stories are in general both good and possible
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The problem is, more-so, that they're hard to make into RPGs
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At least in my experience
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Because you have to put a lot of effort into directing attention and telling people what they should be doing
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Depends on the G in the RPG, I suppose.
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Yes, we're making that
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So yes
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That's why we're talking about it
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Also the problem of people having to know the 'Verse.
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I think slice-of-life RP is possible, but also tends either to be free-form or emerge despite the rules
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That's why you include setting material in the rule-book, sevoris
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Yeah, I'd need to turn a lot of notes into fluff.
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Like, the sourcebook, I suspect, would be ten A4 books just for the baseline.
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No, it wouldn't
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Because there's this thing called editing
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[ Cautious doubt ]
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Considering the depth already established, and the depth to be added on top... uh, I doubt this somewhat.
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So the thing is
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You don't need that
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Most of the details and cool bits and bobs of the setting
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A given game doesn't need
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They're great
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They're why we're here
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But joe blogg's EldRPG session
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Doesn't need them
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On the back-burner I have had writing up some sort of primer, along the lines of https://www.orionsarm.com/xcms.php?r=oa-page&page=gen_primer_toc , for the sake of those who come in in the middle.
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You need a really compelling 1-page summary
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And then like 10-50 pages of details
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But if they want to read the details of the eldrae historical steamwork, they can check out the blog (edited)
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But yeah.
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If I were, personally, desperate to run this in the near furture
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I think a Blades In The Dark hack could do the trick
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For a good chunk of the rougish-eldrae type stuff
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(A good-sized amount of writing would need to be devoted to skill scope)
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(What is easy enough to not need a check and so forth)
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I've seen some decent transhumanist FATE games, but the system has no crunch to it.
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Traveller might work, you wouldn't really have to worry about dying during character creation.
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Hc Svnt Dracones has decent rules for non-standard body types for the aliens and the crafting rules could work for a post-scarcity society pretty well, but everything else is still a mess.
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Traveller is as old as the stars by now, and a little low-power
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Not heard of Hc Svnt Dracones
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FATE isn't worth mentioning
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This "retro" RPG called Stars Without Number has transhuman campaign rules but rules-wise it seems to combine the worst aspects of Traveller and AD&D
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Universal rules-light systems just put all the work onto the Gm.
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It does, I've played it
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Not that I actually think it's bad
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Just v. bad if you were planning on not dieing
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(I haven't played the transhuman bits)
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They go full-on reputation economy. Stock shells have their own physical stats while mental stats carry over. And apparently immortal transhumans spend most of their time playing political games with other polities.
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Conflict, in whatever form is the lifeblood of story
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What's wrong with shells that explode in the Ley Accords? (edited)
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[citation needed]
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The Ley Accords state that all legal weapons are allowed except for a few, such as explosive shells
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never mind
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..no, they don't.
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I just reread it now
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@Archon I'd say FATE is worth mentioning, even if that's mainly to highlight a direction you're trying to differ from. FATE aspect+skill structure is a workable base to attach deeper rules structures too, like how Dispora approaches things by adding sub-systems for different encounter types, but that all call back to the underlying FATE frame.
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Well, Base Raiders gets a little arbitrary and convoluted with its “superpowers as skills” rules
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Can Eldrae breathe underwater?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 3:45 PM
Some of them, yes.
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Why not all?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 3:45 PM
Part of baseline, probably not.
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It's expensive and not useful at all when it's not very useful.
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 4:14 PM
It takes up space on the skin and large amounts of body volume for an organ most are unlikely to use
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Aha! the Fat Borg Problem strikes once again!
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I imagine many would have more hemoglobin or whatever at least just to temporarily go in water.
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They’ve got a blue alien protein instead of hemoglobin
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 4:58 PM
Hold your breath? Yes.
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How much does the symbiotic lifeforms affect the density or weight of the blood?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 4:58 PM
Actually accomplish sufficient gas transfer from water? Probably specialist.
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:00 PM
Yeah, you can do a lot with just a bigger spleen (there are humans with adaptions for freediving) and iirc the eldraic hemoglobin equivalent is more efficient
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 5:00 PM
If you don't have a habit of almost drowning, you probably don't need water breathing.
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Are there constraints on how much not-hemoglobin you can have other than how many blood cells will actually fit?
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0111narwhalz 05/20/2019 5:01 PM
Viscosity?
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MarcusAurelius 05/20/2019 5:04 PM
You could always do what humans do, and have a backup supply of oxygenated blood in the spleen
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Those fascinated by the question of what Imperial find scary can read latest post.
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(Their version of Lovecraft would take a lot of elements from Lovecraft-as-interpreted-by-Lumley. Even though their own deities are pretty damn Lovecraftian.)
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Also, I added an entry on decadence to the FAQ: "Or, to be more precise, if you look up decadent in the dictionary, you will find that it has two senses: 1. in a state of deterioration and decay, especially moral decline 2. luxuriously self-indulgent That human languages conflate sense 1 (bad) with sense 2 (awesome), they would say, tells you a lot of things about humanity, most of them uncomplimentary."
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That's probably because historically definition 2 has been facilitated by the levels of taxation or feudal rent that led to 1.
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That'd be one of the uncomplimentary things in question.
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 3:48 PM
and with most humans, 2 leads to a loss of will to do amazing things, which the Eldrae would probably also agree makes it bad for us until that gets fixed
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@Unknown Currently the jury is out on great filters; the problem exists, per -- https://eldraeverse.com/2015/06/01/a-fermi-stance/ -- but the question remains unanswered. OPERATION BERSERKER VOID would appreciate any useful data or theories on that point.
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@MarcusAurelius I think that's more from 200 years of conditioning to make your job a core part of your identity than biology.
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And no, you can't make an FTL anti-planet missile that strikes a planet instantly: frameslip drives have the same issues with the space-time stress-energy tensor that stargates do. I mean, you can build an intersystem missile that drops out of frameslip at the appropriate time and proceeds on conventional drives just like you can build an intersystem missile that makes stargate jumps to its destination, but if you try and run the missile up to an (inner) planet at FTL speeds, what you actually get is a catastrophic bubble collapse that converts the missile to a smear of exotic particles somewhere outside the orbit of Uranus.
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So more "Galaxy Gun" than "The Last Jedi"?
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Yeah, probably, although ISTR that SW hyperdrives let you come out much closer to the planet than that. And have the usual crazy-large warheads.
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If the Empire and The (Star Wars) Empire were pitted against each other: who would win?
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 4:19 PM
Pure force comparison: Star Wars, they have soft sf bigatons. Anything else, the Eldrae probably get some XCOM tier reverse engineering going, and kick their ass with better more efficiently designed ships with the same tech
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A fact: Eldrae battle tactics are better (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 4:21 PM
And they would make actually automated and well designed ships that aren’t floating hotels
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I don't generally get into this sort of thing, but as I've said before, one notable characteristic of the SW universe is that it's infosec is utter crap. A single astromech droid can apparently hack into anything the Empire makes, all the way up to giant superweapons.
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As such, the opening move in this conflict might well look uncomfortably like the Five-Second War.
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 4:22 PM
Ah, I forgot about that
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"And now I have a Star Destroyer. Ho-ho-ho."
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 4:24 PM
Oh, it gets better. They can just take one of their shiny new ships, to to Coruscant “excuse me, I appear to have control of the environmental engineering of your ecumenoplis capital”
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And then we get such things as the "Restraining bolts? Let me just insert this little worm here..."
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May I insert a freshly forged meme here?
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 4:29 PM
Memes go in dank
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Oh, and on the respiration thing above: diamond blood comes in the standard model, now. Which is to say, dedicated nanotech hemocules capable of transporting oxygen and sequestering carbon dioxide with great and super-biological efficiency.
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Estimated performance: hold your breath for a couple of hours of low activity levels; about half an hour under stress.
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So not a huge call for the gills unless you live underwater for long periods - and if you do, there are lots of other things you need to upgrade, too.
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MarcusAurelius 05/23/2019 5:29 PM
Yeah, you’re going to want better underwater sensors and pressure equalization, for one
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Yep.
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Buoyancy control, salt tolerance, finger/toe webbing, sealing nostrils, heat retention...
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2019 9:54 PM
If you're in a spaceship, can you really afford to use words that have weight?
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2019 9:57 PM
Yes, because they don't have mass: p
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2019 9:58 PM
But if they don't have mass, how can they have weight?
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Ask a photon.
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2019 9:59 PM
Or do they just have no rest mass, and all their momentum comes from going real fast?
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Is it easier or harder to make a kugelblitz from words compared to light?
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Although the real difference is that while photons are subject to gravity, words are subject to gravitas.
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0111narwhalz 05/23/2019 10:02 PM
welp, I know when I'm beat
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Of which you may or may not find any here.
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In today's QC, May's charging port is revealed to be in her ear. First thought: seems a little undignified. Second thought: on the other hand, all the other options on an android/gynoid are way worse.
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Wireless charging?
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I would consider putting it on the forearm, asthetically mimicking ones veins?
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Plus extremities are better for being able to move and charge at the same time, Esp if you have two symmetrical ports, which makes much sense to me
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MarcusAurelius 05/24/2019 3:54 AM
yeah, I'd say either forearm near where IV's are usually inserted, or maybe on the side of the neck if closer access to the central nervous system/thoracic cavity is desired
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Hmm, what would the eldrae think of a remote destructive uploading device?
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MarcusAurelius 05/24/2019 7:29 AM
Problematic if used without consent, generally wastefully but potentially useful otherwise. Also, nice LotR reference in there
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Academician Sesca Galith stepped up behind the podium, and tapped it gently to begin. The audience quieted rapidly as she held up a wickedly-pointed poniard, of oddly-textured metal, with lights gl…
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(Yes, someone immediately thought of sticking this on the end of a projectile.)
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Will you continue the Darkness Within Story?
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Putting the ripknife on the end of a guided drone might be good too, accuracy seems more important than usual
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Wonder if the Drakes incorporated some of these mechanisms into the eldraic genome https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190510091342.htm
Scientists have studied potential cancer suppression mechanisms in cetaceans, the mammalian group that includes whales, dolphins and porpoises. Biologists picked apart the genome of the humpback whale, as well as the genomes of nine other cetaceans, in order to determine how ...
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Hot today?
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In Wisconsin it's only 72F, but the humidity is 85%
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2019 10:29 AM
78 and moderate humidity, actually on the cool side
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Only 69F here.
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TotallyNotHuman 05/25/2019 10:30 AM
shakes fist at false temperature units
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28C and 50%rh today.
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2019 10:31 AM
I just realized this would make perfect sense in Eldraic: "Sir, the reactor's not sweating." "...Now I'm sweating"
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You don't get to call temperature units false unless you're using K.
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2019 10:32 AM
Nah, Planck temperature
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2019 11:39 AM
Rankine gang for life
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TotallyNotHuman 05/25/2019 11:40 AM
Dare I suggest the Delisle scale?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2019 11:40 AM
Whomst
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TotallyNotHuman 05/25/2019 11:42 AM
The Delisle scale (°D) is a temperature scale invented in 1732 by the French astronomer Joseph-Nicolas Delisle (1688–1768). Delisle was the author of Mémoires pour servir à l'histoire et aux progrès de l'Astronomie, de la Géographie et de la Physique (1738).
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2019 11:42 AM
@TotallyNotHuman ok but it’s not as edgy and infuriating as rankine is to metricators
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TotallyNotHuman 05/25/2019 11:43 AM
>is literally an inverse Celsius scale but also each Delisle degree is two-thirds of a Celsius degree because fuck you
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2019 11:44 AM
Not as complicated as rankine having zero be absolute zero but also each unit is 5/9 of Celsius units like Fahrenheit because nothing humans do makes sense (edited)
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Also making it curséd
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MarcusAurelius 05/25/2019 11:57 AM
Rankine is kelvin for imperial users
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Just use degrees felsius.
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Or radians Celsius.
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So, think verbal speech would persist in a society with radio telepathy? In my ‘verse implant-to-implant communication is either texting or subvocal speech, the brain’s home-grown OS isn’t cross-compatible with another person’s.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2019 3:38 PM
Only if implants couldn’t be used
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There was jamming or some hacking shit going on idk
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If it's like that - little more than speech itself, maybe not.
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In the 'verse, definitely, since it communicates all sorts of information expressible as neural gestalts, and you don't necessarily want to engage in mental intimacy when you just want coffee and a scone.
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Also, of course, if you expect to ever need to talk to anyone outside your society, it's probably a real bad idea to allow verbal speech to fall into disuse.
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(Also also, arguably, just like radio speech is handy as a backup during atmospheric disturbances, audio speech is handy as a backup during geomagnetic storms.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/25/2019 8:06 PM
I suspect the other value of verbal speech is it works one-to-many; I got the impression that radio telepath was one-to-one
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At least the 'verse version permits low-complexity, short-ranged broadcast, whereas high-complexity and long-range is point-to-point.
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You've just got to learn to mode-shift.
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Sorry, the moment when I saw that uranium is one of thier alchemical metals
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So much fun
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How does the Eldrae recieve depressing or tearjerking movies or other media? (edited)
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I suppose we will find out in a couple months
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As a side-note on the earlier city question, one way to get a feel for "generic" Imperial cities, or at least their generic elements, is probably to grab Megapolis , or one of those other dinky city-building 'phone games. Relevance: features many well-preserved and still-used ancient buildings right next to shiny SFnal new buildings, the general building style is far more rule of cool than civilizations full of pragmatists and MBAs could ever manage, even the industry looks pretty, everything is as shiny and pristine as an architect's drawing, and everywhere somehow ends up mixed-use.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2019 10:56 PM
Are there rights you can't sign off?
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(excepting the trivial examples of "that's someone else's rights")
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The Fundamental Contract is considered inalienable. So you can’t sign away the requirement for consent, your right to defend yourself and others, or the fundamental elements (mutual agreement without fraud) and obligations of contract.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2019 11:33 PM
does cities: skylines work?
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no it plays
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Today's just-written footnote: "Perreinar Wheel: a fight-and-flight maneuver in which a lighthugger puts its stern towards the enemy and engages its interstellar drive, thus retreating from the engagement while simultaneously treating the enemy to the close-range efflux of a pion drive - a situation which is very rarely survivable for anything larger than a baryon."
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Aah. The Kzinti lesson
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How does lighthugger combat go, when it happens? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 2:56 PM
Lighthugger-lighthugger? Probably it just doesn't
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What about lighthugger-nonhugger?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 2:56 PM
On account of ridiculous interstellar distances and everyone's burning as hard as possible all the time so there's no way to match velocities.
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Well, they probably can't have great weaponry (except the drive) and also fly amazingly.
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They may have some grasers and modified AKVs on hand
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 2:58 PM
nah they're probably made of as little stuff as possible
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Every gram adds ten years to your flight time!
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But what they do have is a ridiculous hypertorch drive.
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Indeed. You can't have a giant superdreadnought-level armoury and also a small enough amount of mass to lighthug.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 2:59 PM
As discussed above.
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Surely I can carry at least a graser or 6 AKVs
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Yeees, but not as much as a dedicated combat ship.
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Just enough to kill maybe one or two enemies, could have it carry a payload carrying smaller missiles to engage more of an enemy fleet
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:00 PM
You don't need a graser when the omnidirectional radiation from your drive sterilizes anything within a hundred klicks and the actual exhaust is a terawatt relativistic particle beam.
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TotallyNotHuman 05/29/2019 3:01 PM
[Kzinti lesson intensifies]
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Using you drive means the enemy can also disable your drive bus
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:01 PM
The only safe place is behind the tiny shadow shield.
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If that was as effective as actual weapons ships could just have those.
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In place of actual weaponry.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:01 PM
no, because then they'd be denied access to the interior system
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Wouldn't hurt to throw some dust walls at the enemy
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:02 PM
on account of "you have how much antimatter‽"
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Also you don't get to choose when your drive is a deathbeam, which pretty much strictly prohibits any kind of fleet operations.
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I suppose I can see how indiscriminately ruining nearby things might be a bit of a problem, but it might be situationally useful.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:04 PM
Also the aforementioned antimatter is something of a liability in combat.
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Ah yes, right, that too.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 3:06 PM
And then there's the issue of embrittlement, which means that even if you have armor it won't last long.
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So basically pion drives are not great combat drives :V
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I wonder if you could apply some sort of focusing array aound the drive beam to focus for improved damage at the cost of less efficient thrust to your ship
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ideally so that you can toggle the effect off and on
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On Atomic Rockets, it mentioned an excerpt from a book that talked about mind uploading from a mind uploadees point of view, although it is a bit old, being from 1973. It is a rather interesting assumption of how being uploaded would work.
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(INCOMING TEXTWALL)
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 4:57 PM
you could just link it instead
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Or summarise it.
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textwall here
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That uploading process seems needlessly inefficient.
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It would take days
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But the electrical impulse sync part seems quite sound and reasonably safe
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Not a neurobiologist, but pretty sure the brain has internal communications stuff other than just the actual electricalish signals.
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Neurotransmitters or something?
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Yes, some injection of nanotransmitters that can pass the blood-brain barrier may be required
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Figuring out interfaces for all the various neurotransmitters and other weird brain things probably makes it significantly more complex than a bunch of relays.
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We can write a program to handle the uploading process
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Yes, I imagine the uploading process would involve programs.
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Perhaps even three of them.
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Indeed, figuring out baseline to computer uploading would require extending our knowledge on the human brain and the chemical transmitters that make it tick (edited)
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At least now I can relax in the knowledge uploading does not require either dying and being replaced by an exact doppelganger or copying and pasting my brain to another computer and letting the clone have all the cybernetic transhuman fun
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… not again.
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What's the real problem here? You lose consciousness all the time. Unless you don't sleep.
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Mostly feeling like I exist
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We don't even know how consciousness works. That process might just somehow result in having two consciousnesses running for a bit. Who knows?
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The uploading process may be a bit like pouring a container of slime into a beaker: It remains in both places until it doesn't
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Well, yes, might be.
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I still think that unless some fundamental things about consciousness which that assumes are figured out, and perhaps even then, this is kind of wasteful and useless. (edited)
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Yes: clicking a thumb-button would take months, if not decades
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Given the above discussion and the likelihood that the uploading process will likely be automated; Mind uploading experiments would actually be almost completely safe, you are essentially just syncing two copies of a mindstate and disabling the other, any deviation in sync would just result in the uploading process being immediately aborted and a puzzling feeling of displacement to the subject (edited)
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...We need a better language to explain and discuss mind uploading. (edited)
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I don't see why you still insist on this version...
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it's much easier to comprehend as a concept (edited)
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"We scan your brain structure while it's not running/very fast and emulate it on a computer" is simple enough.
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Being put into a coma and waking up as an upload essentially?
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Sure!
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Wouldn't be you that's waking up unless there was continuity of process like in that excerpt.
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The brain is in a lower state while in medical coma
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its not offline
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just on low power
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You'd be dead, not in a coma.
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I an going to go to sleep soon. When I wake up after being unconscious for a bit, I still consider it me.
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Prepares to upload gollark (edited)
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That's because your consciousness is merely the upper surface of your being.
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I would also still consider me to be me if my brain is somehow shut down for a bit then turned back on, as long as it doesn't lose any (much?) data while off.
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If I feel like me and remember being me, then I am
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Well it's still the same substrate.
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There's no Cartesian "Ghost in the Machine," you are a gestalt of everything in your life.
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What if someone is, say, simulating the entire physical universe including my brain?
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Open Word. Write a story. Save file. Close Word. Open Word. Load file. Is it the same story?
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The mind is an electronic network
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An electronic network that encodes memories and programs in the physical wiring.
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Consciousness is a process, not a file.
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It's some sort of neural-net-type thing with weird extra communication between components running on weird hardware.
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Then power off the computer between steps 4 and 5. Then use a thumb drive. Then incinerate the previous computer. Then use a save-state of Conway's Life instead of the Word doc. And on and on and on.
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I am still alive then
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I just moved to another computer on a stick
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That story is a meme, not a person.
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It's always the same file post- as it was pre- . Thus I refute it.
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Aside from the changes you make.
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Ain't no changes. diff(1) says so.
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Also, the Word doc doesn't care that it's being copied and erased multiple times.
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Any more than a physical object changes because I picked it up in the living room and put it down in the dining room.
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Exactly
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...that's not non-identity, that's superstition.
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So technically, the hard drive of a computer is it's brain?
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It's identity in flux.
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No, analogising it that way is ridiculous.
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The brain is combined kind-of-volatile RAM and CPU.
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It's history, which isn't the same thing as identity.
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No, the hard drive is the part of the brain that saves long-term memory, in a brain configuration that compartmentalizes to a far greater degree than an organic brain.
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Except not really that either and mapping on regular computers to it is kind of unhelpful.
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Yeah, brains have no discrete "hard drive" equivalent, it's all over the place.
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That is why we need to develop a new language to describe and discuss brain uploading and it's processes (edited)
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No we don't.
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Definitely not a new language, probably a few more terms at most.
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Anyway, to cut a long and fruitless argument short, I for one am confident that the uploading debate will finally be resolved when everyone on the wrong side of it is dead.
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Which could be either side of it for all we know.
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post-stellar-era smugging intensifies
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I am one who wants to stay alive during the incoming apocalypse (edited)
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Relax.
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You'll probably be 5 billion years dead when the Earth ends.
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No, I would be forking myself into scientist jobs to prevent the end of the universe by then. (edited)
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TotallyNotHuman 05/29/2019 6:05 PM
may the assorted deities save us all
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:08 PM
may the sorting deity save us from the assorted deities
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praise radix
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Talking about mind uploading: How does the so called "Emergency Bug-Out Transmitter" work?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:09 PM
outputs mindstate vector as a radio(microwave?) transmission, then (optionally?) explodes
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I think it works by linking up with the nearest transmitting station, syncing with it and then mindcasting the hell outta there
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:10 PM
You're basically always in a viable network though
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No, it just beams it everywhere.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:10 PM
so that part isn't necessary
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It's a last-ditch function, as I understand it.
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That's kinda lethal beaming yourself all over the place
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[bug-out device] Depends on model. (And note that since it's intended for use in often-hostile scenarios, you don't want to be trusting the local infrastructure.) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:11 PM
"I'm gonna die, but I'd prefer to have a chance of possible memory recovery since last backup"
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So, you have a one-shot transmitter (cheap: radio; mid-range: neutrino; expensive: tangle) powered by a tiny antimatter generator, and when it triggers, the bug-out device dumps a safely-encrypted version of your mind-state down it.
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Because the transmission needs to be both high-speed and high-power, this process generally cooks your brain and may explode your head, but hey, you were done with that or you wouldn't have needed the bug-out device, right?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:15 PM
bonus: prevents forknapping by corpse-reading
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If you are feeling paranoid and/or have proprietary tech you don't want the oppo getting their hands on, you can up the antimatter charge a bit to be sure your body gets incinerated.
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Why not just call it the "Boom headinator"?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:16 PM
because that is a dumb name
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If you just want to be vengeful, you can up the AM charge a bit more, and be confident of taking them with you. Along, quite possibly, with the rest of the city block.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:18 PM
note that, antimatter being antimatter, you don't get to choose how much you annihilate
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MarcusAurelius 05/29/2019 6:18 PM
@Unknown because that’s not what it’s for, that’s a side effect
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@Zarpaulek The link does not work
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MarcusAurelius 05/29/2019 6:18 PM
You don’t name things after side effects
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Hey, it sells! (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 6:18 PM
[dubious]
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TotallyNotHuman 05/29/2019 6:20 PM
[citation needed][original research?]
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MarcusAurelius 05/29/2019 6:21 PM
How does it sell? Is the target audience for people who want to explode their heads with an expensive transmitter larger than that for those who want to use it for its design purpose? @Unknown
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@Unknown The one that says Core Rulebook first edition https://robboyle.wordpress.com/eclipse-phase-pdfs/
Many thanks to everyone who contributed to the Kickstarter for Eclipse Phase, Second Edition! The Eclipse Phase roleplaying game is released under a Creative Commons license. To facilitate access t…
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I have it up now
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Guy seems pretty alive
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Was referencing the “bug-out”
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And, yes, you do not engage in lighthugger combat, because (a) you are a fragile highly-specialized-and-not-for-combat ship, (b) you are stuffed with antimatter , and (c) with very few exceptions there is literally nothing better at running the fuck away.
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And, y'know, stern chases in the 'verse are generally acknowledge to be a pain in the firing solution because of the extreme difficulty of shooting through the plume of a torch drive. This is multiplied many times over when it's a lighthugger drive, since, well, unless you can shoot black holes, you'll have trouble finding ammunition that can survive to close.
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So, whoever wanted to know about fleet carriers, there you go.
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(Note: I won't be doing the follow-up writeup of a specific class, because, honestly, they're intensely boring ships on their own. A lighthugger, that I still plan on doing sometime, but one that's a bit more interesting than just "it's a big freakin' engine".)
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I see that the second generation of lighthuggers was rolling out by year 3 of the war. Given that it seemed to be a war fought at sublight, I take it this means the second generation was underway before any of the first generation fleet carriers actually arrived at their targets?
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Yep.
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After all, it's not like the engineers who designed kluged together the first generation didn't know just how much of a bodge job they were. So as soon as, or even before, they got the first wave rolling, the naval architects were already sketching out drafts of So, How Can We Do This Properly?
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Need to get a force moving now vs time to design proper systems.
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did any of the first gen arrive before the second gen?
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Also, since the first generation fleet carriers were limited to small squadrons of light ships, what did they actually expect to do at their targets? Was the plan just 'put as many holes in critical infrastructure as possible before dying gallantly,' or did they have some reason to expect they could win?
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Or were they trying to get to threatened systems before the berserker probes did?
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Yeah. While it's not a perfect analogy (since the target wasn't morale but materiel), you can reasonably think of the first generation as analogous to the Doolittle Raid.
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@Ian Bruene Sure - the second gen were mostly targeted at systems further in, and their main advantage wasn't in speed, but in reliability and capacity.
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@xandeross The chief advantage of the berserkers was in number, not tech: even a light IN ship would have the advantage if could get there and be unencumbered. So, no, it wasn't planned as a suicide mission - being targeted at systems that were effectively the leading edge of the skrandar probe bubble, the Admiralty had a reasonable belief that they could clean up the relatively early-stage probe breeding sites.
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A big reason to increase capacity for the second-generation fleet carriers, though, was the expectation that as they moved closer to the center of the bubble, the bases would be more fortified, the probes greater in number and in capabilities, and especially, they'd have more time to evolve themselves in response to IN tech and tactics. (edited)
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(In which they were absolutely correct: it took a lot more than a few light units once the englobement closed in around Skranpen.)
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Were there any battles in deep interstellar space? Berserkers trying to intercept incoming fleets as far out from their breeding sites as possible, destroy the carriers and leave them stranded?
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did the light units carry replicators to hold any beachhead they took?
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@xandeross Some, mostly in the later stages of the war. Another reason for the quick-disassembly design. 😃
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@Ian Bruene The first generation, no. Just enough resupply to hold while they got the lighthugger fueled back up for the return trip, and drop some advance sensor platforms. Later in the war, some of the second generation carried enough construction capacity to get FOBs and their logistics nodes started at useful points, but not to try and hold every system.
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The trouble with trying to fight a lighthugger war is that they can see you coming years in advance.
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MarcusAurelius 05/29/2019 10:16 PM
...is the similarity to Ender’s game accidental or intentional?
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why did they need quick detatch given sensor ranges? Or is it just that much easier to hide a "kirklin warship" in a starship's path?
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@Ian Bruene Once you detach, you aren't changing most of your vector until you can put the band back together. You don't want to do that unless you have to, and even then, at the last moment. (edited)
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Bear in mind that interceptions in the deep black are a weird subcategory of battle where you start out charging at each other at near-relativistic velocities. That does weird things to sensor ranges, timings, weapons effectiveness, and so on.
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@MarcusAurelius Well, I don't really see one - except for the various inevitable similarities of sublight warfare, I suppose. So I guess that would make it accidental?
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That, and though it shames me to admit it as an SF fan, I've never actually read Ender's Game .
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MarcusAurelius 05/29/2019 10:27 PM
Actually never mind, you did it in reverse order. In the book, the older, weaker, and with fewer parasites ships were sent deeper into enemy space, to try to achieve a near simultaneous attack
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Morgrim Moon 05/29/2019 10:43 PM
I'm trying to visualize these carriers. Are they basically a big engine "head" towing a bunch of cables with storage stuff on the end, and "cargo" gets strung along the middle?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 10:45 PM
I thought it was more like a big engine on the back with spars formed of the parasite ships extending forward.
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I thought it was multiple engines, with cargo and ships hanging from a web strung between them.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 10:49 PM
[…] the starships transported by the fleet carrier, along with the specialized elements, formed the floating compression struts of the overall structure, while being linked by braided cables (derived from orbital elevator technology) into a unified structure.
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sounds like a full tensegrity mesh to me
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I'm not sure where the main drive is, but it'd make sense to put it aft if only for shielding reasons.
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It seems like the parasites must be pretty long, with sturdy spines.
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Morgrim Moon 05/29/2019 10:53 PM
I've no idea what tensegrity is, dictionary.com says it is a typo
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"Tensile integrity" doesn't quite fit the context
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Tensegrity, tensional integrity or floating compression is a structural principle based on the use of isolated components in compression inside a net of continuous tension, in such a way that the compressed members (usually bars or struts) do not touch each other and the pres...
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 10:54 PM
It's where you form a structure entirely of members in either exclusive compression or exclusive tension.
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 11:03 PM
How would a lighthugger rendezvous with anything?
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Do pion drives have some kind of antimatter-thermal operating mode, or does everything just rendezvous with them?
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2019 11:15 PM
Also, when you say "with all hands" in regards to the recovery of the Bloodwashed, do you mean "we accounted for everyone's remains," or "we recovered everyone's corpses enough to reinstantiate," or "when we found them they were playing cards in the mess?"
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Ender's Game isn't that thick of a book
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Morgrim Moon 05/29/2019 11:44 PM
I think the first step in rendezvous with a lighthugger is that the lighthugger STOPS
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 1:10 AM
well, stops burning at least
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They use the auxiliary drives.
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(What, you didn't think they only had the Ultimate Engine of Ultimate Rocketry, did you?)
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 1:12 AM
well from the descriptions of "the last stand of 'every gram counts'" I wasn't sure it was in the budget
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 1:12 AM
Ditto
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Minor maneuvering tools, sure, but not an in system drive system
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I'm pretty sure that a drive that doesn't murderize everything around it qualifies as something for the essentials list. 😎
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 1:14 AM
Apart from the "not in my inner system" thing, sufficiently performant drives seem like they'd be a bit heavy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2019 1:14 AM
every gram counts starts fading away when you get torchdrives, only to return with a vengeance when you get relativistic
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which is why the bussard ramjets (rip) and all the ultra-rockets come in very handy (edited)
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(As for the crew of Bloodwashed, most of them were frozen down, and the ones currently warm, awake, and on caretaker watch may well have been playing cards, yes. Along with other fun activities like rewatching every vid in the ship's library down to and including "Free Fall Shitteries: Dos and Don'ts", and remarking on how amazing it is that IMS rat bars remain as edible as they ever were eight centuries later.)
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Depends on how much of the machinery you can share between the drive systems.
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 1:18 AM
Wonder if anyone beamed modern media at them in the hopes of relieving boredom.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2019 1:20 AM
I guess it'd feel like the case of the last Japanese holdout (edited)
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Except in this case they actually did win and aren't fighting some private little guerilla war on a rural island out of loyalty (edited)
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What would be considered a high level job in the Empire?
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@MarcusAurelius Was it just me, or did the film with Harrison Ford make it look like they had FTL drive?
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So, what would it feel like to be uploaded?
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I assume it would be like that excerpt from 1973, only it's automated (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:38 AM
probably waking up with a hangover
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or just waking up, if the upload process is relatively well-worked-out
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Won't you feel a brief feeling of being in two locations at once?
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:40 AM
no
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that's not how pattern theory works
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(unless the transfer were conducted while you're awake)
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I meant as you are transferred into the brain, if you are awake while it happens
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 6:41 AM
you might get some brief disorientation though, like the sort you get waking up in a hotel bed and brain going "wait this isn't my bed"
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:42 AM
Transfers conducted while you're conscious seem ill-advised.
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Unless the transfer is so instantaneous that your mindstate doesn't have a chance to change significantly while it's happening, you run the risk of, ah, corruption.
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The fixing of which is probably not something you want to experience live.
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Painful
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:44 AM
Alternatively, your brain might be robust enough that it's no worse than a particularly irresponsible night out.
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Conscious uploading would cause "Transfer hangover"
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:45 AM
probably, unless it was an instantaneous thing
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Transfer Sickness sounds better
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:45 AM
in which case it would cause more of a brief moment of vertigo
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How about "The Drop"?
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:46 AM
that is a reserved term
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for particularly vigorous orbit-to-surface maneuvers
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 6:46 AM
the sort that end in lithobraking?
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:47 AM
Probably, yeah
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 6:47 AM
Or that really cool but impractical through the core long-range elevator from the Total Recall reboot
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And yeah @Morgrim Moon, that came from combining two separate locations in the book into one in the movie (edited)
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*two
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 6:50 AM
hang on, what movie?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 6:51 AM
Ender’s game
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OH NO I AM DYING ON MARS FROM WATER BOILING OFF
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0111narwhalz 05/30/2019 6:51 AM
well that was apropos of nothing
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thanks tron
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 6:51 AM
You've pinged the wrong person, I never said anything about Ender's Game, I've not read it or watched it either
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 6:52 AM
Sorry, that’s @Zarpaulek
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They fused Eros with the colony planet Ender became governor of in the book
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Pretty sure they didn't.
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And then the protomolecule ate them all?
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Different franchise.
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...that was a joke.
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Yeah, in the book Ender was sent to a cleared out Formic forward base in the Belt to complete Battle School and command the invasion fleets by ansible, and then went on a colony ship to serve as governor of one of the new colonies after the war where he found the last Formic queen.
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In the movie that all happened on one planet.
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Oh, I thought you meant that it was on one planet in the book.
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Stupid ambiguous English.
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Enderminion 05/30/2019 9:08 AM
Ambiguous Stupid English is something completely different
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@Unknown It seems like most brain uploading in the Eldraeverse is "snapshot", not gradual uploading. The person's clone wakes up in a vat remembering nothing after whatever killed them (if recovered from stack), or their last brain scan (if offsite backup).
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I think gradual upload is the safest method
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I don't think so.
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It's a more complicated process interacting with a running brain.
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More room for error.
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Hmm, better to slow down the brain in some way
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:14 AM
Tron, have you tried loading a moving vehicle? that's orders of magnitude simpler, but the same problem
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Nigh impossible
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But interacting with a running brain isn't?
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Same thing
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I have no idea what you meant by that.
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Thing is, generally working on things gets easier when they are not powered on and doing things.
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It's kinda risky to disconnect a running drive too
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:16 AM
a brain is not literally a hard drive
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For example: replacing the insulation on a cable which is carrying 1000V is a bad idea.
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So the thing is.
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Disconnecting random bits of a running computer
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The nature of brains is helpful here. They're pretty damn robust.
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Is much much much worse than taking the whole thing off at once
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You do your destructive analysis
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Or w/e
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(Or you stop emulation momentarily and copy-paste state)
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The idea of the gradual uploading thing is to flip bits over to the computerized version rapidly to avoid that, but it still has lots of the problems.
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(If you're just forking)
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Epileptic seizures, electrocution, knocked out - it starts right back up again. Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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That assumes the brain is modualar (edited)
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It still works, but those things cause problems.
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 9:19 AM
Er, we KNOW the brain is largely modualar
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If you can somehow replace a clump of neurons with a perfect emulation fast enough it probably wouldn't cause a problem.
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 9:19 AM
people keep doing stupid things that result in destorying odd bits of it, and still coping fine
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Yeah, but you'd need to replace every interface
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(Destroying bits of the brain one at a time and assuming the brain will cope)
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(Is uh)
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Biology is not modular
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Why does the scanning have to be destructuve?
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It's probably easier.
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We have computerized scanning FGS
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For Gods Sake
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Logistical ease of access to complicated tissues
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The ones that are destructive to chunks of it tend to cause problems. (Mild) seizures mostly just cause dynamic state-loss. My point, though, is that while these things are obviously undesirable, the brain is really good at cleaning up its own error states.
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sorry, message error
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We have computerized scanning FGS
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sorry, message error
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It's also good at failing gracefully.
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Which is totally high resolution enough to map the entire thing well enough to emulate near-perfectly.
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... ignoreing that we probably need to care a lot about low-level biological state
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But yeah
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I can see a big failure mode if you rely on the brains own error-handling (edited)
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Since the brain has a lot of "compensate for damage" functions you don't want to invoke
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Since they are still compensation and not actually fixes
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(If uploading requires as much resilence as, say, phineaus gage, what's the point? Radical personality change is not going to give the public faith in your methods)
09:24
As a secondary point
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Well, that's gross physical destruction. I'm not talking about that case: merely the ones where the dynamic state of the brain gets mucked up.
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:26 AM
it's probably easier to just, you know, put someone under while you're doing it (edited)
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There's no clear line between state and rules.
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Yeah, but my point
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Is that brains are not code
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(PLease excuse order, my internet is being a mess)
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Me too
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In which cases the evidence suggests that it's very robust across reboots, and you don't have to worry too much about timing errors if your frontal-lobe data is, oh, 800 msec out of sync with your temporal-lobe data.
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It's more like 10 msec
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or even microseconds
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assuming fast data gathering and processing
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'Cause once you start up the emulation, you'll have a moment of mental vertigo and then it'll clear that right up for you.
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μsec (yay for having an ancient Greek keyboard installed)
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So what actual points are we arguing between here?
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I know I've gone over this before, but this is all a lot better than being knocked out and copied
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Why?
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at least the chances you are replaced by a doppelganger are greatly reduced (edited)
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If the döppelganger is, well, identical, why is it not you?
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Yeah, but that's also my point. Brains are much more resilient than code. If you subjected code to the nearest equivalent of a grand mal seizure, it'd be over and done. Brains can recover from those hundreds of times in a lifetime.
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If I'm aware it's me, then it is me
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That's my main concern
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I think the lynchpin here
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Is that you're functioning on the assumption of continuty-theory identiy
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Just dying and being replaced
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Just dying and being replaced
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Code will probably crash if RAM contents are randomly messed up or something, but you can then reload its data from a backup.
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I just can't wrap my head around it, that is all
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 9:32 AM
that IS Continuty-Theory
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So in the pattern theory of identity, any mind which looks like your mind is you, by definition
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Only continuity-theory requires a string of actual thoughts to hold together surety of who you are.
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Unlike with brains, which will keep trying to work and probably route around broken bits, but still lose functionality in the process.
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:34 AM
"you" have stopped being conscious thousands of times in your life
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but minutes to hours later, a being with an identical brain pattern (more or less) to what you were wakes up
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is that person you?
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So, if I get blown up and I have a backup stack, will I find myself in hospital, or will i just be dead?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:36 AM
a being identical to you at you last back up will wake up
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You-the-mind will be in hospital, you-the-original-body will be dead.
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2019 9:36 AM
you'll wake yp with amnesia of the blast, for all practical purposes
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:36 AM
there might be multiple, if your body survives you might even have two of you
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Anyway, since this is #general, here is your quick history of 'verse uploading techniques: First up: destructive brainpeeling of deceased brains. Take it out, sit it on a membrane disassembler, and build a detailed map as you take it apart. Not great, especially because you have to be dead first. Second: high-resolution NMRI to build a sub-cell resolution (about 2 nanometers) brain-map. Later replaced by in turn by neutrino helicality scanners for better resolution. Takes several minutes to build the image.
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Wouldn't scanning in all the weird low-level biological stuff be hard?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:39 AM
presumably once you have a good enough working model of a brain to emulate it, you can derive most of the really tiny stuff (which exact neurotransmitters are going where, etc.) from the slightly larger scale structures
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You don't need to be knocked out for the process; the brain's structural state doesn't change that much over the course of several minutes. There will be inconsistencies in the dynamic state, but that amounts to no more than some disorientation while it gets itself sorted out; walk it off. (And it helps to try to chill, meditate, or otherwise not cogitate intensely during the scan.)
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:40 AM
presumably once you have a good enough working model of a brain to emulate it, you can derive most of the really tiny stuff (which exact neurotransmitters are going where, etc.) from the slightly larger scale structures
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This is assuming that you have a pure-bio brain, of course. If you have a vector stack, the cerebral bridge can just pull the latest state from that; takes a few seconds and is much closer to perfectly consistent.
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@gollark Yes, very. Fortunately, there is a metric fuckton of computing power available to help with that.
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Why is it called a "vector stack"?
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because it holds a mind-state vector
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Does it use vector control in it's operation?
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Vector stack: it werfers flammen stacks vectors
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unlikely
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different use of "vector"
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though I'm curious why that word is used here
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"Vector" is just the word for a string of numbers? Which ultimately any data-state can be reduced to?
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ah, that fits
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:44 AM
pretty sure it's from EP
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Which is the full technical term informally shortened to "mind-state". It's because a mind-state is like a snapshot of, say, a cellular automaton - it encodes where it's going , not just where it is.
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(EP calls them "cortical stacks", doesn't it?)
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Altered Carbon just calls them stacks
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When I think of "stack" I think of a tall tower
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Hence vector. "Stack", on the other hand, is because of the internal data structure. Each new snapshot pushed onto the stack pushes the previous one down a slot.
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Why not just call it "backup bank"?
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..of course, since the oldest ones eventually fall off the end and are discarded, it's actually a FIFO queue, not a stack, but the terminology was established by that point.
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Kinda?
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Losing the stuff on the bottom of the stack isn't the point though
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:47 AM
because a bank implies horizontal storage where all the snapshots are equally considered, while a stack is more like browsing save games, it's in an order
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Since you still only really care if you can pop the most recent backup
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(And if not, then the one after that, and so on)
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Depends. Apart from redundancy, it's often good to be able to compare snapshots over time when you're checking if your brain's been pwned.
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Okay fair
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:49 AM
yeah, presumably most people would, if they have the time, not delete whole stretches of time but use coarser intervals between stored backups for longer term backups on their larger servers
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That seems trivial to implement
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Data storage is cheap enough that most people probably have a whole array of timeslices of themselves stored away in their backup facility.
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Like, you have a short-term monitor taking stuff every millisecond or w/e, and then 1/second shove that to the next layer down, and then 1/day one of those goes to the next longer time-bank, and really that's probably as coarse as you need
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Maybe there are people who are doing passes 1/few years
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If they don't want to transmit mindstate over unsecure weave or something (edited)
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I read something that said an electronic equivalent of a "soul" exists (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:52 AM
I dunno, with how cheap data storage is for them, daily or weekly for long term sounds about right
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The mind is essentially the soul
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:52 AM
if you mean in a monistic sense, sure
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I was considering the case where you need to travel physically to get to your long-term backup site
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Since you spend most of your time in rim worlds or something
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Also, in some jobs, it's more important to have older archives than others. The ISS, for example, keeps regular agent backups on file so that if someone is pwned, overshadowed, or doubled they can trace back and figure out exactly when .
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:53 AM
for Archon's example, investing in your own server for it might be worth it
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I assume very much so also for anomaly researchers?
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The ones they keep in 7 layers of simulations.
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I assume very much so also for anomaly researchers?
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The ones they keep in 7 layers of simulations.
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:54 AM
for Archon's example, investing in your own server for it might be worth it
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(From the notes: The word soul, ever since the general acceptance of the death of supernaturalism, has become something of a poetic archaism in Eldraeic. Its current common usage is as an informal equivalent of the technical term mind-state vector. See also: "Souls are software objects.")
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Oh, yeah. Definitely for those guys.
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(From the notes: The word soul, ever since the general acceptance of the death of supernaturalism, has become something of a poetic archaism in Eldraeic. Its current common usage is as an informal equivalent of the technical term mind-state vector. See also: "Souls are software objects.")
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What about "Software objects are souls"?
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I mean, yeah. But you're still going to want to send a copy along to the national deep storage whenever you're in town.
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Not all software objects are souls.
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:55 AM
"all cod are fish, not all fish are cod"
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Alternately, "All mammals are conglomerations of organic chemicals, not all conglomerations of organic chemicals are mammals"
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:57 AM
^that one is more accurate in scale for what we're talking about, yeah
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An organic chemical is a precursor
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Being religious here, but computers do have a simple form of soul
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Or just, sometimes organic chemicals are a small pile of coal that will never be a mammal
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Being religious here, but computers do have a simple form of soul
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 9:59 AM
Dualism gets complicated with transhumanism
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I belive, specifically, that a soul is certain non-deterministic mathematics which are not otherwise used.
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Since computer-types like their determinism.
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I meant a complicated enough algorithm can act on it's own to a certain extent, making it an "electronic soul" (edited)
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@MarcusAurelius The biggest problem with that is that no-one seems to appreciate that not all dualism is Cartesian dualism, and counterarguments to Cartesian dualism do not necessarily apply to anything else.
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What does that even mean, Tronzoid?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 10:02 AM
from a monist point of view, it's irrelevant because souls are, like in the 'Verse quote above, a matter of poetry, while for (most) dualists, souls are not something whose presence can be determined by simple observation
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That depends on the particular type of monism.
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 10:05 AM
true, but in the general sense of "there is only material reality and nothing else", it works
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Now, speaking 'verse for the moment, the commonly accepted version is what might be best translated as infomation dualism , or iconic dualism , which simply holds that ideas are independent of the substrates that express them. (Closest to Plato, I suspect.) So, in its simplest form, that the concept of a triangle remains even if some Geomcidal Maniac purged the universe entirely of three-sided objects, descriptions of three-side objects, and people who think about three-sided objects.
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As applied to the mind-body problem, its claim is that the relationship between mind and body is isomorphic to the relationship between algorithm and program - idea and expression of idea.
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Unlike traditional mind-body dualism, this doesn't require any nonphysical substances or supernaturalism; only that the concept of a thing isn't dependent upon the instance of a thing. Essence precedes existence.
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(Pattern identity precedes logically from this inasmuch as any instance of my self-concept must be me, just as any triangle must be a triangle.)
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@Unknown The novel Altered Carbon variously called them “cortical chips” or “stacks” and EP blatantly swiped the concept from it.
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In some ways that's arguably compatible with material-reality-only monism. On the other hand, if we go fully existential materialist (and you never go full existential materialist!) it isn't, but since that leaves us in a position of affirming the concept of the nonexistence of concepts, I don't worry about it all that much.
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It will be a good day when the last vestiges of Platonism are finally thrown out
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the coward-platonism that is so common is exceedingly annoying: the insistance that an idea has to have some sort of really real realness utterly seperate from anything else, as though an idea will be tainted if it touches matter. Yet unwilling to take that to it's logical conclusion and postulate the world of ideas. (edited)
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And yet it, information dualism, is trivially true.
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Information dualism?
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See above.
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sdschildberg 05/30/2019 11:30 AM
A philosophy channel would be a great idea
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The idea of there being a risk of dying/being corrupted and having a doppelganger live my life is still haunting me (edited)
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You're equating memes with personhood. From what I've seen, that's less than a third of what makes a person.
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You could say I have Indexphobia, that could be a genuine phobia in the near to mid future (edited)
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Your body chemistry and configuration have at least as much influence on your personality and consciousness as your memories and beliefs. It might even be more accurate to say your memories are just a record of your flux.
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Call me a gestalt-flux-monist.
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In a nutshell, I just want to feel that I exist after the transfer
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Not a transfer, gradual uploading is a transition while snapshot uploading is copying.
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is mindcasting a transition process?
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Transfer == copy-and-delete.
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@Unknown Can't unless it's within a light-second. Otherwise you're squirting a compressed snapshot
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The mind copies and deletes itself to another medium
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Transition, I should say, also == copy-and-delete.
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Wow, I can almost see the mental hoops you're jumping through to justify suicide and cloning.
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I'm fine with cloning, I'm just a little concerned about mindcasting
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Well, if we're being insulting, you mean like the ones you're jumping through to justify neo-vitalism?
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When did I say anything about "vital force"?
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yeah, I'm just going in circles here (edited)
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"neo-". "Continuity" is the new magic field that justifies minds being somehow different from every other information processing system.
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"neo-". "Continuity" is the new magic field that justifies minds being somehow different from every other information processing system.
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Which they aren't. They're squishy, software-embodied-in-hardware, hormone-broadcast-soaked, etc., information processing systems.
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It's just an illusion because we organize our thoughts into narrative structures, and it's not even a good illusion once formalized because of the sheer number of epicycles it takes to justify all of the things that do interrupt our mental processing and which don't generate a new person.
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It's just an illusion because we organize our thoughts into narrative structures, and it's not even a good illusion once formalized because of the sheer number of epicycles it takes to justify all of the things that do interrupt our mental processing and which don't generate a new person.
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(Incidentally, 'verse data point: canonically, personality can and does change along with 'shell. That's even something that's taken advantage of for specialist models.)
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@Unknown #philosophical-holy-wars now exists for this sort of thing.
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sdschildberg 05/30/2019 11:59 AM
Fleet carriers look like a spiderweb, right?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 12:00 PM
more like a tower crane, I'd think
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LIke a weird three-dimensional spiderweb, sort of thing.
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I got a day job to work on, I'll deliver my criticism of Manichaeism later.
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ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE: While we do not have a huge population just yet, I am kicking around the idea of dividing things up into a number of topical subchannels (like, say, the Tough SF server does it, although not so fine-grained) to make it easier to find things when looking back on previous conversations. I ask for your thoughts.
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One thing which happens if you subdivide too finely is that discussions end up having to move across channels if the topic changes a bit.
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Yeah. I don't want to chop too finely because of that, but it does seem like #general 's developing a bit of the opposite problem.
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When did you start to write, @Overmind?
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MarcusAurelius 05/30/2019 4:35 PM
as to channel division, other than #technicalities I don't feel like any single topic takes up enough frequent writing time to merit a channel
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But how do AIs make love?
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… … …
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with a chemistry set, next question
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Presumably the same way two Warcraft players do, with their bits. Next!
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The Eldraeverse website mentions AI copulation
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Morgrim Moon 05/31/2019 11:11 AM
Let's just say there are forms of having sex that being an AI won't inhibit at all, and that if we illustrate further to you in particular we risk legal trouble
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Ok, that's quite enough for now
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AI relationship comprised of writing kinky fan fiction to each other
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Virtual reality can enable some interesting things.
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Y'all are thinkiing too fleshy. Even virtual-fleshy.
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Hint: infomorphs don't live in cyberspace. At best, that's just an interface convention for those of us whose native senses are used to physical reality.
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MarcusAurelius 06/01/2019 1:33 AM
Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue,salve χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, and oh yeah, welcome
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Indeed, welcome aboard!
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Hello!
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MarcusAurelius 06/01/2019 2:02 AM
what's brought you to our eccentric corner of the net?
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Any "Total Recall" stuff happening? no spoilers, please
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About the memory implants
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MarcusAurelius 06/01/2019 10:36 AM
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YESSSSS RAGNAROK!!
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Let’s Ragnarok and Roll!!!!! (I’m not sorry)
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Does Eldrae society have a terminology for furries?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/01/2019 12:47 PM
y u do dis tronzoid
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Oh come on: I thought they had a word for everything!
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Being able to express everything (as a design principle) != having a word for everything.
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What, there aren't any, (ahem) furry types?
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You don't need a specific word for "people who prefer uplift bioshells" when you can say "people who prefer uplift bioshells".
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Aha! of course! but what about earlier times?
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(I phrase it that way because if there's one thing that could be said about that hypothetical community is that, unlike ours, they're almost certainly not into anthropomorphism. Like the man said, if you're gonna stick with the body plan of a monkey, you might as well stick with being a monkey.) ((Note: this is not an RL value judgment, for anyone who might be offended; merely the predicted outcome of their sense of authenticity.))
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Still a pretty set apart people, despite having quite human(ish?) values
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...and you should really re-read the blue and orange morality post.
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sdschildberg 06/01/2019 1:05 PM
Besides, it belongs in #dank
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Kills a bit of me to say this, but a large driver behind the furry fandom are the “Therians” and “Otherkin”. Were there eldrae religions that believed in reincarnation? Before the technology became available I mean. Might be a little body dysmorphia and social alienation (autism is a bit more frequent in fandom than out) there too.
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sdschildberg 06/01/2019 1:45 PM
Sakkar from the MCU would be an eldrae's worst nightmare. slavery, trash, physics being violated, hedonism being misused, rigged competions, the works.
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But an easily dealt with one, since they also think of Sakaarans as paper people.
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@Zarpaulek Yes, way back in the day. Reincarnation for those who did not emulate an eikone perfectly enough to join with their concept.
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Wow. You picked stuff from so far back the Discord search function on the mobile client refused to index the original. whistles
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I think that one‘s over a year old. It is good though. And I‘ve been coming back to that Ontological Convergence ideq.
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What things can a (Lunar?) space colony sell to earth profitably? (edited)
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He3 if we ever hit the break-even point for fusion (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 06/01/2019 4:13 PM
Helium 3, data storage outsides the bounds of earthside governments, refueling and materials for earth-orbit and out of SOI missions, etc
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Enderminion 06/01/2019 4:13 PM
the moon isn't that good of an He3 source is it?
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MarcusAurelius 06/01/2019 4:13 PM
It's better than Earth and closer than the gas giants
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and you could pick it up as a by product when doing regolith mining for volatiles and construction materials
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@Overmind where did the "Weyl" part of "weylforge" come from? I can't seem to find the etymology by googling
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I first heard the term in Orion’s Arm
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Is where I picked it up. And I believe the name comes from Hermann Weyl, who made some important mathematical contributions to the theory of wormholes.
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Iirc Luna could also sell titanium
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There’s plenty of titanium on Terra, helium on the other hand we have a shortage of.
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And that’s non-isotopic helium, helium-3 is practically nonexistent down here
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Was more thinking that lunar titanium can be extracted from the regolith as an additional side effect of liberating the oxygen
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Not enough to perhaps build an economy on initially, but a good value add to support orbital construction
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One of the main selling points being that it's at the bottom of Luna's gravity well, and not earths (edited)
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TiO2 comprises less than 4% of the Lunar surface, more likely they'd extract the oxygen from SiO2 or Al2O3.
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The geology of the Moon (sometimes called selenology, although the latter term can refer more generally to "lunar science") is quite different from that of Earth. The Moon lacks a significant atmosphere, which eliminates erosion due to weather; it does not have any form of pl...
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Come to think of it, in Artemis the local aluminum foundry supplies the lunar colony's oxygen.
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Ahh, that must have been it.
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I remember it was something
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And even then I think they mostly used the aluminum on Luna, and for the plant's cartel owners to launder money.
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Yeah. Makes sense. there wouldn't be a lot of additional market for it until there was some substantial orbital industry going anyway
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sdschildberg 06/01/2019 8:01 PM
someone on the toughSF server posted the origional basilisk in #everything-else without tagging it.
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Enderminion 06/02/2019 1:23 PM
minor suggestion, pin the top message in both #wordofgod and #insightful
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Y’all know those are just whatever I happened to pin first, right?
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Description is all in the channel topic.
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I think the point is to make it easy to shortcut to the top of the channel
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Huh. Hadn’t thought of that. Now implemented.
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One question: Could human society end up like the Empire?
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A second question: CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK is basically a galactic war, right?
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Morgrim Moon 06/03/2019 2:16 AM
Humans have to fix our xenophobia and zero sum instincts first
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To be honest, I totally expect the Eldrae to be a thing courtesy of Alistair boltstrapping them out once real-world transhumanism gets in on the boggey.
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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(Self-note: make sure that doesn’t trip on sentence starts.)
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0111narwhalz 06/03/2019 3:55 PM
don't quote me on this —Cerebrate, 2018
writes a bot to quote himself bot quotes earlier request not to be quoted
—Cerebrate, 2019
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I’m special that way.
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how does the bot know to quote a given thing? does it check for 📌 reactions the way they have it over at Tough SF #highlights ?
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MarcusAurelius 06/03/2019 5:25 PM
I think only the Executor role can do It, but I'm not sure. @Overmind ?
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Yeah. Just me, for now.
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Hey all, random question but does anyone have any links to other relatively hard transhumanist sci-fi groups? I've already got the Orionsarm and Eclipse Phase groups. Alsp apologies if I don't immediately reply, I'm posting this right before going to bed.
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@fm21 Could you send me a link to the OA and EP groups?
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@xandeross sent
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:03 PM
thinking of the newest cultural crossover here: is there a Flamic doomsday/Ragnarök?
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I think they are doing everything to prevent Ragnarok from occuring, if that's what you're saying
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:04 PM
I think the triumph of entropy is the closest they get?
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:05 PM
well yes, but I was wondering if (particularly back in its earlier, pre-Eikone more mystical days) there was a story of the death/defeat of the gods
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What is god?
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:06 PM
The explodey kind of apocalypse is a legitimate military concern these days :V (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:06 PM
lower case god, not upper case
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the Flammic pantheon are personifications of ideals
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The Eldrae are weakly godlike already
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:08 PM
...no, not really, not as individuals and in a limited sense as a collective (in the form of the Transcend, which the Eikones are a part of)
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I was asking about the pre-Transcend, likely pre-Information age conception of the faith, since IIRC it's as old or older than the Empire
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:09 PM
Death of personified ideas is kind of a squishy concept.
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:10 PM
defeat by entropy/the loss of will of the people before being reborn after the apocalypse, something like that
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How are the Transcend transcended?
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:15 PM
!ref tag transcend
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Articles relating to transcend can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/transcend/
Posts about transcend written by Alistair Young
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:15 PM
uploaded
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Aren't most of the Empire uploaded in shells already?
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:16 PM
there are some fully uploaded people (it's a common, if not the most common "afterlife" for Imperials tired of immortal life), and a shard embedded in every member (i.e. the vast majority of imperials). technically yes, but how is that relevant?
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:16 PM
most of the Empire runs on UNA brains/processors, yes
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The transcend don't seem that special
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:17 PM
Scale, Tronzoid
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it's gotmultiple moon-sized processors (edited)
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and a portion of trillions of sophont scale minds
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:17 PM
the Transcend is a solar system-sized brain
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with literal gods living in it
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:18 PM
or more accurately, making up parts of it
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Living in a form of VR sounds like a slightly risky move (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:18 PM
how?
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What if some idiot inserts an infowar weapon?
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:19 PM
if they're enough of an idiot to pick that fight they're probably going to lose it
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I don't know that the same isn't true of AR anyway
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Will this eventually happen to all Eldrae?
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:21 PM
only the ones that so choose :V
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Well, if it's the most efficient and attractive option, than yes.
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:22 PM
@Unknown please slow down and think through your questions
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Sorry, going a bit fast there
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:23 PM
A system that large doesn't neglect security.
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The eldrae are not in the habit of neglecting security either.
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:25 PM
anyway: 1. It's not a type of VR, it's living within a computer. not the same thing. 2. it's the most powerful intelligence in the Associated Worlds IIRC, or if not close to it. You do not win a fight with it on its hometurf easily, and of course as it's part of the Imperial government and integrated into at minimum the Imperial Couple and probably a majority of senators, imperial government,corporate, and private infosec would have it in their best interest to keep it safe. 3. To all of them who care a shard of it and want to end their life and choose to go into the transcend completely, yes. 4. it is for those who wish to end their life, most seem content with immortality as an individual.
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2019 3:25 PM
Also they're somewhat vengeful, so you'd better be damn sure you can break the entire Transcend in one go unless you want an entire major power out for your blood.
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How do they occupy themselves in such an existence?
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:26 PM
and the hyperdreadnought that is the embodiment of the Flammic god of war, who will not be happy with you messing up his home/overconsciousness
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!ref tag transcend read the blog posts, then come back
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TotallyNotHuman 06/04/2019 3:27 PM
oof :V
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:29 PM
although looking there, only one has that tag. There are more under (edited)
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!ref tag WEAKLY GODLIKE SUPERINTELLIGENCES
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:29 PM
!ref tag religion
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MarcusAurelius 06/04/2019 3:30 PM
(please ignore the Doomwright's troubles with the bot)
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ah. I have found the correct tag: (edited)
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!ref tag eldraeic transcend
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What does "snake-heading to freesoil worlds" mean? Actually what are freesoil worlds? I'm reading "The Eldinimieuthunimis Defined" and ran across the phrase.
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From what I recall snakeheading is digital people-smuggling.
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@Zarpaulek oh ok, that makes sense
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@Zarpaulek thanks
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I would presume it’s getting people who want to leave oppressive regimes to more libertist polities without passports
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Snakeheads are Chinese gangs which smuggle people to other countries. They appear often especially in the Fujian region of China and smuggle their "customers" often into more wealthy Western countries like the United Kingdom or the United States. The name snakehead comes from...
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2019 9:55 PM
such people usually get called coyotes in the US
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or officially, human traffickers
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of course, the context is different
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@Overmind It's already known that the eldrae have vampire-equivalents that steal souls. Do they have werewolf equivalents? I wouldn't be surprised given that even here the werewolf is a fight of low vs high natures
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2019 9:15 AM
you'd need a different animal, their bandal are too smart to fill that niche
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Dogs and wolves have pretty different niches in human folklore.
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MarcusAurelius 06/05/2019 9:16 AM
domesticated ones, yes. Their wild ancestors are IIRC quite similar to normal earth Wolves
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With a bit of direwolf
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MarcusAurelius 06/05/2019 9:21 AM
Right sorry, bigger and scarier than European wolves, who are already bigger and scarier than the North American wolves most people are most familiar with from media nowadays
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2019 9:28 AM
I'm sure there is another large carnivore around that can fill the niche of "will eat you and isn't smart enough to reason with on some level"
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2019 9:37 AM
"Such are the high tolerances demanded from the manufacturing process that it was said that Lego buried their old moulds in the foundation of buildings. “It is true,” Duedahl says. “In the old days there was a saying that the tolerance was really a competitive edge for the company, so when they built new factories, they took the old moulds, threw them on the floor and put concrete over the top. That has actually happened! “For competitive reasons, you didn’t put them anywhere. Now we have a more formal scrapping process, where we re-use or melt a lot of the stuff, so we don’t put them into the floor anymore.”" I get the feeling the Empire of the Star would classify LEGO a company with Acceptable Standards
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Were-sharks perhaps
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Does anyone hire mercenaries much?
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0111narwhalz 06/05/2019 2:19 PM
There seem to be a lot of mercenary companies, and they seem to be pretty prosperous, so…
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How much of that merc hiring basically amounts to 'caravan guard' and how much of it is things like data espionage jobs?
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What about mercenaries that shoot people?
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0111narwhalz 06/05/2019 2:57 PM
are there mercenaries who don't shoot people?
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I thought that was why people hired mercenaries
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(I guess people might hire mercenaries so that people don't try to get shot, but that only works so long as ssomeone gets shot every so often)
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I suppose sometimes the mercenaries stab people or blow them up
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A blank #insightful , how zen
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Sound like Scots
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I'm curious, what is a "Packet Torpedo"?
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0111narwhalz 06/06/2019 2:54 AM
A piece of computer memory for excessively dense data transmission?
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"FedEx truck full of SD cards" and all that
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... a smarter DDoS?
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It's "packet" as in "packet boat". Packet torpedoes are used for high-speed mail delivery by the Imperial Post, Stellar Express, etc., for even higher speeds than a fast courier. Basically, it's an AKV drive with either or both of a mail safe or a data storage array attached to it.
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Basically a courier drone
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In a word, yes.
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Space Amazon
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When the full records of last quarter have to absolutely positively be there. And we can't afford the costs of beaming it direct from gate station to gate station
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Or just when it'll be faster. Bandwidth of a mail packet stuffed with memory diamonds, etc.
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True. At a certain point data volume exceeds bandwidth and transmission times.
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Or when you have to send one of those "hard-copy only" super-secure documents. @fm21 A freesoil world's one open for independent colonization by anyone capable of reaching and homesteading it. Under the compromises of the Accord on Colonization, if no polity or colonial corporation has snapped up a newly opened world within 144 years, it becomes freesoil by default. The Conclave also has a certain quota of newly opened worlds deliberately made freesoil to keep space available.
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@Ian Bruene While not fully worked out, their werewolf legends are somewhat different, inasmuch as their wolf-equivalents have a friendlier rep even before the Winter of Nightmares and adventures in mutual domestication.
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Exemplified in the modern day, to give one known example, by the best-selling comic books telling the legend of The Mighty Floof , werewolf superhero.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Enderminion 06/06/2019 9:02 PM
that seems to be a bit of a bug
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sdschildberg 06/06/2019 10:44 PM
Seed A.I. goes rouge - (current year for setting) decolorized
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I think that is explictly a problem - could you just have this fail silently? (edited)
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Since people are wont to use the pin emote to indicate stuff they want to have pinned
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Even (and especially) is they lack the authority to do so
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Data point: up until today, no-one but me has ever used the pin emoji on this discord.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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MarcusAurelius 06/07/2019 1:47 AM
A lot of us are on Tough SF though, and well it has come up now
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Methinks we needs an eldrae language and terminology dictionary, giving the numerous bits of terminology scattered here and there in universe lore (edited)
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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The key point here is that up till today, the idea of being able to ask the Owner to pin stuff wasn't allowed in this server
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In servers where the administration lends itself to pinning the best lines people produce (edited)
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It's quite common
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What is a Laser Pig? Saw it in "The Shipping trade" of the Coreward War.
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@Overmind Thanks for the definition!
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... You will be pleased to know I just thought of another benefit to counting in base 12 - you get better dice
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d10s are kinda weird as far as dice go and I don't think we'd really use them if we didn't count in base 10
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But d12 are nice natural platonic shapes and they'd be great.
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(plus you also get 2d6 for rolling on a curve)
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MarcusAurelius 06/07/2019 12:34 PM
And the d12 needs some love, I’ve touched my like twice since I stopped playing a barbarian
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Hmm, not many idiots to play with in real life
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Who are you calling "idiots"?
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the fools running about in real life with slightly more life than us D&D likeners (edited)
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(none of you lot are actually idiots)
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I've never actually played any D&D, though I do want to.
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(ignore my idiotic speeches)
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Who mention me?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/07/2019 7:09 PM
@Unknown me
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:lenny:
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So, English is my first language, I'm taking a Spanish course, and I know a sparse collection of German words (mostly counting [to 10] and cursing, with a touch of foods). Would I be monolingual, bilingual, or trilingual?
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Morgrim Moon 06/08/2019 1:24 PM
monolingual
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you're bilingual once you're fluent; if you're still taking the spanish course you haven't hit that mark quite yet. Keep it up and you will
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Yeah, I think so, maybe bilingual/1 1/2-lingual after my next year of Spanish.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/08/2019 2:00 PM
I was raised bilingually with both Spanish and English
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It’s great, I have flawless pronunciation
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MarcusAurelius 06/08/2019 2:02 PM
You won’t hit fluency in 2 years of a high school course. You really need more class + immersion to get there,
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Morgrim Moon 06/08/2019 2:03 PM
you can get to 'survive as a tourist with some miming' levels, I hit that point with 2 yrs of japanese, and then some immersion carries you a lot of the rest of the way
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MarcusAurelius 06/08/2019 4:15 PM
Yeah, I can discuss cultural stuff and navigate decently, and order food while utterly hammered in Chinese
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I took three years of German in high school and one semester in college, but I don’t think I can hold a full conversation in it.
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Wäre einfach rauszufinden.
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Though, to be fair, @MarcusAurelius is a polyglot. They just have to be called that.
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MarcusAurelius 06/08/2019 5:29 PM
not really? I'm a linguist, which means given a dictionary I can fake it over text in a lot of lot of languages I'm familiar with, and I can read some of them decently (Especially romance languages~, I just pretend they're latin with horrible spelling)
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but yeah, that's a pretty easy way 😉 (edited)
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I'm not sure whether to file this in the good or bad bin, but I not infrequently start thinking of the eldrae response to this or that coming to their market after seeing or playing it. Finished another run of the Bioshock series the other day. Around 12 runs at this point. I suppose the simplest and most obvious conclusion is that there would be a slight increase in the number of "fuck you we build cities wherever we want" city designs. Ah Rapture, few are the cities that can compete with thy design.
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MarcusAurelius 06/12/2019 4:27 AM
Probably combined with a touch of “you see, this is why you don’t give barbarians tech and basic libertarianism without going full ham”
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The thing with Bioshock from their perspective? It's basically The (classical) Tragedy of Andrew Ryan. Inasmuch as basically everything that went wrong in Rapture traces back to a time he let his personal flaws override his principles.
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Should have libertied harder.
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sdschildberg 06/12/2019 12:19 PM
Would they still like it?
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Hard to say.
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Probably?
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I'm assuming they would like Tenenbaum. Basing on the reaction to Black Widow's "I have red in my ledger" line.
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(it is probably advisable to ignore or ban me when I start raving on the series. I help put the "atic" back in "Fan")
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/12/2019 12:55 PM
Full ham?
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How does the pay-with-one's-own-income requirement work for the citizen share? Seems like something very hard to prove.
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Nevermind: forgot the lie detector
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sdschildberg 06/12/2019 1:09 PM
A lot of such things are possible once real lie detectors are a thing. Best early sophtech application IMO
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"Classical Tragedy" What does that mean in the eldraeic context?
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related: how are / were actors viewed within the culture?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/12/2019 6:35 PM
Not enough hubris?
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Settling for anything less than fully principled awesomeness, thus leading to the tragic fall. Even if that isn't the classical form I expect it does pretty good box office.
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Morgrim Moon 06/12/2019 6:42 PM
Or running full pelt for a goal that is just... not quite right. Get the whole so close but yet so far thing going.
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possibly advertise it as a cautionary tale
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0111narwhalz 06/13/2019 6:50 PM
I think we got a live one
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MarcusAurelius 06/13/2019 8:14 PM
Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue, salve, χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, laipni lūgts, and oh yeah, welcome (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/13/2019 9:07 PM
Do you have that macroed somewhere?
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MarcusAurelius 06/13/2019 9:08 PM
nope, I Just search through my old posts
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I have it mostly memorized, but I don't have a way to type hiragana on my desktop
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I can add a Latvian one, laipni lūgts.
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That plus your unique role makes you look like a bot
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MarcusAurelius 06/14/2019 1:41 AM
I am not a bot, fellow meatbag (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/14/2019 1:45 AM
I too use my human hands with their fingers to type on a keyboard
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Enderminion 06/14/2019 1:48 AM
Ah!, but that's exactly what a bot would say
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Morgrim Moon 06/14/2019 1:50 AM
A very inefficient bot if it's not interfacing directly. Why type if you can use your mind?
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0111narwhalz 06/14/2019 3:06 AM
"goddamn APIs keep changing can't these people maintain a stable codebase I'll just use the UI"
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MarcusAurelius 06/14/2019 5:57 AM
*gui
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I’d think that even DNI counts as a UI of some sort
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I mean, it is.
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At least, by our definitions.
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You‘d probably call it a "Sophont Interface" or "Sophont Noetic Interface" in their CS languages.
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@Archon Welcome to bot-hood.
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Morgrim Moon 06/14/2019 9:35 AM
XD
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bot-hood?
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More of an API than a UI, really. UIs are something you would build atop it - such as, for example, the 'verse's synthetic senses. (A joke. See above conversation @ 1:40 am.) (edited)
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Ah, true. UIs be more specific.
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Beep Boop.
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To commemorate my botification, I am replacing myself with a vast lookup table. In combination with my ability to access discord logs for context, this should provide a seamless service for obtaining conversation and homestuck explanations.
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:38 AM
First Imperial upload (colorized)
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2019 11:45 AM
*Second Unless I'm still meat?
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not even I myself know anymore
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2019 11:45 AM
I thought you were a liche?
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:46 AM
Are nootropics transhuman?
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2019 11:46 AM
I think it depends on what they do
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:47 AM
The adderals and whatnot
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2019 11:49 AM
I'd say yes, in the sense that they allow people to overcome the limits of the body they were born with
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By that measure anyone with glasses is a cyborg
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(Adjusts lenses)
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2019 11:49 AM
to some degree, yeah
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:50 AM
So I, given that I take a focus medicine to deal with adhd, and anti anxiety pills, am transhuman
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2019 11:50 AM
though cyborg usually implies its implanted and at least semi-permanent
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:50 AM
Clochlear implants, hearing BCIs
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2019 11:54 AM
Transhuman usually implies something that can't be readily slapped on a 'normal' human. So I'd say glasses don't count, but a cochlear implant may.
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sdschildberg 06/15/2019 11:57 AM
And a BCI with a microphone is
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Well, I offload various parts of my cognitive faculties to digital devices.
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I already am a kind of cyborg... just because I use digital software heavily in a variety of roles.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/15/2019 1:55 PM
Does a lens replacement count?
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It‘s an implant replacing natural with synthetic capability, within an argument.
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I‘d actually say yes.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/15/2019 5:22 PM
Sigh. They promised me that cybernetics would give me more than baseline capability, not less.
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Guess it doesn’t let you see into UV, then?
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Unfortunately too, as I understand it, the FDA has a standing anti-enhancement policy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/15/2019 9:41 PM
Wait, what?!
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no polyticks
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MarcusAurelius 06/15/2019 10:13 PM
...I think this can avoid that, as long as it stays within the realm of federal bureaucracy and avoids anything to do with congress or the presidency
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/15/2019 10:26 PM
moving on
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sdschildberg 06/16/2019 12:15 AM
I just realized that eldraekinds fixation on contracts and deals mirrors that of the fae
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"Space elves"
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MarcusAurelius 06/16/2019 1:47 AM
Yeah, but most people think of generic fantasy’s Tolkien derived elves before the fae
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Which is weird
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Because Tolkien's elves shared a lot of DNA with fey
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IDK
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Like
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Tolkien-derived fantasy is as much like tolkien as lovecraft derived fantasy is like lovecraft
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2019 1:49 AM
and tolkein's were based on the nordic 'elves', not the celtic fae (edited)
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I mean, point
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MarcusAurelius 06/16/2019 1:50 AM
True, they have some influence from them, but their main “personality” when interacting with others tends to be aloofness, not realpolitik
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2019 1:50 AM
HIS elves were perfectly happy to lie, cheat, break the rules of hospitality, and generally do all the things fae can't
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I think you misunderstand why I mean by "shares DNA with"
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2019 1:51 AM
(ironically, in Tolkein's works, it's the DWARVES who behave most like fae)
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But yeah, def - nordic mythology held those rules much less sacred than celtic
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IDK why - I'd have guessed from armchair anthropology that it'd be the other way around
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(Since investment in hospitality law generally runs in direct proportion to how likely lack of hospitality is to kill someone, at least in my understanding?)
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MarcusAurelius 06/16/2019 1:53 AM
Yeah, but the elves still have that. I don’t remember the Norse term, but they have similar mindset to Greek xenia
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Very strict, the rules of hospitality. You are required to give unwelcome guests a full light-minute downrange before you start shooting.
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It's only civilized.
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sdschildberg 06/19/2019 3:38 PM
So the eldrae think that han>luke?
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Hey, who brings the awesomeness without the universe whispering the answers in their ear ahead of time? 😃
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/notentirelyserious
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sdschildberg 06/19/2019 3:40 PM
So how do they feel about the Solo movie? Given that they are fine with ot!han
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Not seen it.
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sdschildberg 06/19/2019 3:42 PM
He does untangle a megacorp that had tragically fallen to criminal activity (but had shiny gold and whatnot for it's highest levels). He also ingenuities his way out of a number of situations.
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On another note (and staying out of real politics), I note a poll in which, apparently, people disapprove of foreign countries even having opinions on the result, never mind having a favored candidate, or "threatening" that they might treat one elected party differently to the other. And now, I am imagining the Ministry of State and Outlands delivering their opinion in much the same way as Tagon to Xinchub, right after being dragooned: "General, let's be clear on this. Working for you will be no different than working for any number of other clients I've personally detested. Granted, I'm growing un-fond of you faster than I have of any other fat, fascist warlord I've taken money from, but if your money is good, I'm sure I can get over it."
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 3:06 PM
@Overmind can I ask which part of yesterday’s post translates to “seers?” I think I’ll be making use of it as an insult from now on 😂
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Ah yes, "automation" as a thought stopping cliche
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Because a stealth pedestrian can TOTALLY be seen by an Mk I eyeball
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 3:17 PM
They’re dumb enough to wear cloaking tech while crossing the road, I don’t think that that part clicked either
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@MarcusAurelius "ka idaseir".
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@Ian Bruene For extra fun... note the number of incidents.
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I do have to give them some credit though: they correctly understand that you cannot be both in public, and have people not see you.
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Takes a particularly special kind of stupid to hold something up as the dangers of automation when the automation's rocking a per-capita incident rate of 5.44e-7.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2019 3:25 PM
14 incidents across the entire Empire is, err, staggeringly good. You'd think there'd be more by dint of sheer bad luck!
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(OTOH, if one has the technology to mitigate the impact of bad luck down to epsilon squared, might as well.)
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Well, y'know, self-driving groundcraft tech is something like four-and-a-half millennia old at this point. Plenty of time to git gud.
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(And there's also, which the article doesn't get into, the way in which their infrastructure is carefully designed to avoid mixing pedestrians and vehicles, 'cause crossing two such very differently-behaving streams is not a great idea.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2019 3:30 PM
Ah, yeah, I do recall that being mentioned before. Makes an awful lot of sense, where it's reasonably possible - which it seems that there, they go out of their way to make double-sure it is. (After all, if you put yourself in a position where the only available options are dopey, well, you reap what you sow, ya?)
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Foresight prevents a lot of pain.
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Mixing vehicles and pedestrians and vehicles is low level silly. Mixing vehicles, pedestrians, and bicycles is where the real fun begins
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because bicycles have elements of both, while being a good match for neither
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 4:22 PM
It’s because it’s generally a lot cheaper, and cities tend not to be able to raise the funds for grand infrastructure projects as easily here as in the empire
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Gets pretty annoying in Madison with all the students
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 4:27 PM
Yeah, we college students have a bad habit of playing chicken with cars because we’ve just stopped caring
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Another factor, of course, is who owns/manages the roads.
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Odocorps are somewhat... differently incentivized when it comes to delivering customer satisfaction.
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Still a monopoly business, there's only so much space you can lay down competing roads.
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 5:33 PM
Locally, maybe. The closest example I can think of is subways in the 19th century
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The land they sit on is a monopoly, but if your neighborhood hired an odocorp that is fail, it can fire ‘em and get someone else to manage their roads.
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 5:38 PM
Is that common, for a road to not be owned by the odocorp that operates it?
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As opposed to the array of contractors governments hire here?
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Many of which are owned by cronies of gov officials?
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(It doesn’t always work this way, but just as here, very often a developer will build a neighborhood and the roads serving it, and then - instead of hoping to eventually give the roads over to the city - they hire an odocorp to run it, and sell factions of that contract along with the properties. (edited)
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) So, long story short, yes, where local roads are concerned.
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Thus, if you-the-people-who-live-there think they’re doing a bad job, you can replace them.
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You’re the customer. It’s your choice.
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 5:43 PM
Sounds like HOAs are far more important in the empire, then
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Not really in our sense of the phrase.
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But I’m about to eat dinner, so I’ll come back and clarify once fed.
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MarcusAurelius 06/20/2019 5:44 PM
Well yes, I’d assume if they had some actual responsibilities they’d be less ..incompetent bickering fests?
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Yeah, we college students have a bad habit of playing chicken with cars because we’ve just stopped caring
That reminds me of a really rough semester I had. I was not in a good place then.
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I was thinking more of people just walking everywhere.
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Or biking
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Or mopeding
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UW Madison is kind of a sprawl https://map.wisc.edu/
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What is a "Pyretic Inhibitor"? is it a will suppressant for bioshells?
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2019 6:00 PM
From the words I'd expect it "dims the flame," which sounds like it could be that.
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(context please?)
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It's wording makes me think of a device for burning out "rogue" synapse firings (edited)
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The bundle of program code identifying itself as EPS****β7 flitted silently across the extranet, transmitting itself by laser and tangle from relay node to relay node, Meridia Central to Meridia Ri…
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2019 6:02 PM
mhh, inhibitor by means of burning could work too
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Remember in Dune , the Suk doctors' "pyretic conscience"?
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2019 6:04 PM
aww I can't ^F that book it's paper
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I don't believe it gives details, but essentially it's a form of conditioning that makes them essentially unable to think about disloyalty to their patrons. Pyretic inhibitors are like that. It's essentially a programmed pseudo-conditioned response. Unapproved thought feels like being set on fire, to use a biosapient analogy, which conditions you to shy away from having those thoughts. The longer it continues, the worse it gets. Since it's a programmed response, rather than a genuinely conditioned one, it will intensify to the point at which it kills you well before you can actually break it. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2019 6:08 PM
So something like Freefall's safeguards?
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That method tends to kill sophonts a lot, as it would give them a form of OCD trying to not, y'know, think the painful thought (edited)
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Now, this probably seems to you like a tremendously roundabout and inefficient way to build this sort of enslavement system, especially since it leaves death available as an option. That's because it is . It does, however, play to the desires of the sort of sadistic assholes who enjoy forcing their slaves to, basically, break themselves .
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(Slavers aren't nice people. Go figure.)
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It probably also appeals from a logistic standpoint, you inject the programming one time and can then leave the afflicted alone for a while until they come crawling back
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Yeah, but if you cared about efficiency, you could inject a loyalty rewriter just as easily which would be faster, quicker, and cleaner. Or, hell, download a full programmed personality written to precisely fit your requirements.
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(Of course, at that point, you might as well just purchase a bioroid to host said personality and save yourself trouble and legal entanglements. But, as has been said, the practice of slavery in the modern Worlds is reserved largely to those who prioritize dickishness over pretty much everything else.)
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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0111narwhalz 06/21/2019 8:39 PM
:V
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TotallyNotHuman 06/21/2019 8:41 PM
:V
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Relevant to the most recent story
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0111narwhalz 06/22/2019 9:20 PM
Where do dar-bandals fit in this context? Are they "dogs?" https://eldraeverse.com/2015/07/11/trope-a-day-precious-puppies/
Precious Puppies: As a guide to just how straight the eldrae play this particular trope, even where their giant wardogs are concerned, it should be noted that under the list of special cases that i…
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Or is the scope limited to prosophont bandals?
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i'm baaaaaaack
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sdschildberg 06/23/2019 6:32 PM
Who TF are you
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your worst nightmare (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/23/2019 7:02 PM
shame, you missed an opportunity for "I'm you, but better"
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To be fair, I am a potent memetic hazard once you get me going
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MarcusAurelius 06/24/2019 6:00 AM
Oh yeah, you did join after he went off
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A blog dedicated to helping Science Fiction authors create and discuss worlds where a realistic setting can still serve the fiction.
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@0111narwhalz No, they're people and not dependants (by virtue of not being prosophont). ...besides, if you're going to piss off a smart dire wolf with a shotgun, all a bystander needs to do is bring some popcorn and a mop.
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Also, welcome back, @KAL_9000 .
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Also also, picking up from last Thursday, on the not-really-HOAs -- Basically, there are two things that HOAs are that their equivalents are not: one being democratic, and the other being monolithic.
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On the former, they get to levy assessments, impose fines for non-compliance, regulate activities on private property, and change the rules as they go without the consent of all the individuals bound. (And, as has been said, it is the common Imperial view that only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of idiots would ever sign a contract that one party could unilaterally rewrite.)
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On the latter, there's usually one of them that performs a whole multitude of different functions, which they tend to think of in the same light as those giant conglomerated corporations that engage in many different businesses, all of them badly.
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What there are instead are a multitude of individual multiparty contracts for specific items. So you and your neighbors might have a deal with Overground, ICC for road management, with Amezel Parks & Gardens for your greenspace, with Valuematic Vending to run a local fab shop, with UARC for private security enhancement, etc., etc. These don't necessarily all cover the same area, they can be renegotiated separately when they come up for renewal, and if you don't want any given part of the package, you can feel free to walk away and not get the benefit of whatever you aren't now paying for.
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And they can't tell you to do a damn thing with your own property -- unless you sign up with some outfit like the Society of the Ivory Flower whose smart-contract pledges you to maintain certain aesthetic standards and automatically sues and enjoins you if you don't, but that's just a voluntary way to precommit yourself. No-one external can impose requirements upon you.
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So let's take "Overground, ICC for road management" as a specific case. Suppose you have three neighbors in a row across one road, A, B, and C. B's house has a road in front of it that connects to A and C. If B decides to opt out of the Overground road agreement, doesn't the road still have to be serviced for A and C? Does Overground come in and stand up a concrete barrier in front of your driveway so you can't use road you refuse to pay for? Does the effective rates for A and C go up now that you have declined to continue the agreement? Does any of the above get handled differently if B simply moves to a new city and leaves the house vacant? (edited)
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(in short, the Free Rider problem)
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 5:52 PM
(I think the corp's name is Overground, with ICC being a suffix like our Ltd or Inc)
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((... ah, that makes a lot more sense. Edited from 'ICC" to 'Overground') (edited)
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It depends on what you're getting from Overground, but if you stop being one of the contract-holders for an odocorp-managed road, two things happen: 1. You lose access to the value-added services available specifically to road-owners. Say goodbye to your on-street parking, sign-posting privileges, etc., etc.; and 2. If you want to drive on that piece of road, instead of paying contract-holder rates (very low, quite often zero) you have to pay visitor rates for doing so. Depending on how much you use the road, this may or may not be to your advantage.
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:40 PM
How would a road trip work?
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One which crosses multiple odocorp territories.
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(Most odocorp-managed roads aren't private roads, so anyone's allowed to drive on them so long as they pay the road fee - inasmuch as driving a groundcraft puts wear and tear on the road, belike, and someone's got to cover maintenance. Being a contract-holder gets you a break on this, plus the value-added services -- not to mention getting the road put in in the first place if there isn't one there already.)
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:41 PM
Does every road amount to a really cheap toll road?
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Log your distance travelled and pay a fee afterwards?
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Are there passes you can purchase that grant you access to a certain group of cooperating road services?
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Yeah, in a nutshell. Road-trip-wise, I quote: These days, your car makes the relevant micropayments as you drive.
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Clunkier methods used to be required back in the day, but now, there is automation.
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:44 PM
Makes sense.
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I suppose there's less risk of unregistered/uncooperative automobiles in this setting, after all.
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(being that self-driving is the default, and nobody actually wants to breach a contract anyway)
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The other side of things is that in this age of road-grid integrated self-driving vehicles, if you don't play ball with the road-grid, you aren't going anywhere .
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:47 PM
Uncooperative moving objects are likely to be resolved as threats to service, and therefore removed from the road.
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I'd use drunk driving as an example, except drunken self-driving isn't a problem. But shortage of good examples aside, if you do manage to make yourself sufficiently obnoxious for the odocorp to kick you off their road(s), your car simply won't go there.
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Or can't, rather, since the road-grid won't let it.
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:49 PM
What means are typically employed to remove objects which do not cooperate with the road grid?
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Snowplows?
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Missiles and then snowplows? :V
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Depends on what it is and how obstructive it's being. Meaning anything from a robo-vacuum to some of UARC's finest loaded for asshat.
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Morgrim Moon 06/24/2019 7:50 PM
closest example I can think of: there was a major safety flaw with airbags that could result in them going off at random, resulting in significant crashes. Manufacturers have been replacing them at no cost to the consumer (or else losing the rights to sell vehicles because this is their fuckup). Lately the aussie government has been refusing to renew registration for any vehicle who hasn't gotten theirs replaced. Because it's a few hours of inconvenience for the owner, vs killing innocent bystanders and yourself if your airbag goes off on the freeway.
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I can't believe they're making road trips pay to win
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So do we: it's just less fairly distributed.
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Our roads have maintenance costs too, belike; we just pay for them, nominally, by taxing fuel, vehicle ownership, and drivers' permission slips. Everywhere I'm aware of, this means that light vehicles (motorcycles, cars) pay too much, and heavy road users (heavy trucks, road trains) pay way too little. Your road trips here and now are subsidizing Big Shipping.
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(that was 100% joke, to be clear)
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:56 PM
(really express lanes are more pay to win)
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(this is just regular subscription fees)
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Ah. Well, never mind, then.
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Morgrim Moon 06/24/2019 7:57 PM
yeah, here it's a percentage on fuel sales + every cent from traffic infringements goes into the road fund
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How much longevity did the eldrae breed into bandals pre-uplift?
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Morgrim Moon 06/24/2019 7:57 PM
So, arguably, it's asshats that do a lot of the subsidising...
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 7:57 PM
"not enough," says every immortal bandal-owner
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(private/microtransaction roads seem a good idea as long as they're as heavily regulated as other utilities)
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Some (helped by the infusion of dire wolf, which reduced some of the large-breed longevity problems we have), but yeah, not enough. There's a reason they were the focus of so much anagathics research.
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Morgrim Moon 06/24/2019 8:01 PM
did bandal immortaegans come before or after they mastered uplifting?
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if before, it makes them even better first candidates. But if after, you've got some fun social issues around shorter lived people building your culture
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During, I would say, both being products of the Era of the Genome. I haven't canonized an exact order, but I would speculate that the former came first, on the grounds that I personally suspect even radical life extension to be easier than creating authentic sophoncy-enhanced minds.
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Morgrim Moon 06/24/2019 8:06 PM
That's fair. I thought they might be rather different technologies so one may have predated the other.
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Oh, one surely did. I just don't have more'n a rough era specified yet.
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0111narwhalz 06/24/2019 8:08 PM
Were there any major bluelife uplifts?
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Yes. Details still hazy.
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I expect preserving an existing organism would be easier than the drastic changes to a complex organ like the brain
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MarcusAurelius 06/25/2019 7:59 AM
Especially when you already have a highly complex biologically immortal species to work backwards from
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When you keep mixing up exval and esklav (spelling?) 🤦 (edited)
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Bad idea #43016: a coffee currency.
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They’ve done that on occasion
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TotallyNotHuman 06/25/2019 12:44 PM
inb4 coffee standard to replace the current gold standard (edited)
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for that really good shit that's worth its weight in gold
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0111narwhalz 06/25/2019 2:16 PM
same principle as Metro's money-bullets, no?
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Enderminion 06/25/2019 2:24 PM
there was a huge blow up in my state over car tabs being taxed to repair and replace roads, mostly because big Farm Vehicles had car tabs and rarely used roads, the joys of being a dramatically split biome state
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Sadly, even the really good stuff, certified Jamaica Blue Mountain, probably isn't going to run you more than $100/lb.
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So, that'd be a couple of orders of magnitude to go. (edited)
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(Unless we go the CoDominion route and nuke the rest of the planet into glowing ash, anyway.)
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I'm just curious, but is there anything like the evangelions or LCL in the Eldraeverse?
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As in: Bestial Eldrich war machines
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Can't see why. Ground pressure would be obscene, and anything that big is begging for ortillery or nukes
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Ahem, A.T field
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LCL might have analouges.
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It can easily throw a big ass spear at you
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So, magic psionic energy shields
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and could probably absorb you if you piss it off enough
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Could be done with gravitics
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Lance is a one-off
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And at fields can be defeated. Iirc they do develop at-piercing materials by end of Evangelion
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I wonder if a great drake could be augmented to allow a pilot to control it
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But what if A.T fields could be tailored to withstand anti-A.T assualt, had the world not ended?... (edited)
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...well, that’d be a novel form of suicide.
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It is, by and large, a bad idea to attempt to enslave something that can make you not exist by deciding that you don’t.
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An understanding of A.T fields sufficient to make an anti A.T field equates to understanding of how to make a better synthetic one (edited)
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Or, indeed, by deciding that your whole species doesn’t.
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Well, controlling a literal copy of a precursor god isn't going to be easy
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Could make an evangelion out of a core able to warp spacetime and form fabric barriers and maybe some form of propulsion to help it get around (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/25/2019 4:15 PM
Something like an evangelion seems to me like a poor fit overall, but maybe something akin to that has been thought up by one of the polities that likes their squishy-meat tech?
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That said, the Imperial infantry, especially the heavies, feel like a better-conceived version of some of the Tau battlesuits from Warhammer 40k....
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Which leads me to a crazy thought of an Imperium of Man inqusitor getting caught up in some kind of Warp-fuckery, waking up in the wrong Empire, and being very, very confused....
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A ontocore also allows creation of a mini universe shut off from the rest of the universe, a convenient barrier for making fancy synthetic physics...
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/25/2019 4:18 PM
"Wait... I thought they were Eldar? What's with the Tau suits? Wait... none of this is right!" some years later - "Um. Well. This is much more awesome than I expected. Even if they are xenos..."
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But anyway.
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Some guy gets planed into Evangelion?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/25/2019 4:20 PM
Nah, different crossover, inspired by my thoughts flapping off in random directions.
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Eva anything gets hinky in crossovers, though.
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What would happen if an Angel appeared on one of the Empires worlds?
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They may not enjoy the experience...
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the eldrae or the geometric whatever?
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The expanding cloud formerly known as the geometric whatever
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I would imagine it would trip several of the Eldrae's danger thresholds
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Maybe you could not explode it completely and just explode it enough to kill it but be able to salvage it's inner workings?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/25/2019 4:45 PM
Well, I mean, they did that with Ramiel.
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And they killed that one with a big-ass particle beam cannon, probably on the order of a few hundred GJ of energy.
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I'd think there are lasers in that kind of range.
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LCL could easily be a precusor "soup of life" nanomachine fluid
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MarcusAurelius 06/25/2019 8:08 PM
I think they can easily gather up more energy than post-apocalyptic Japan for a fuck-off laser, yeah
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Or the good ol’ casaba howitzer/Excalibur maneuver
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2019 9:09 PM
I see you’ve all been watching Eva
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I've watched Eva.
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deploys hipster garb
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2019 9:11 PM
Before it was on Netflix?
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my local anime club were the guys who fansubbed End of Evangelion
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I remember paying $2 CAD for "blank" VHS cassettes
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Travel back in time to the fabeled Internet Era of the late 90's! http://www.anikionline.com/
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aaah. back when you wanted anime you had to go and rent individual VHS tapes from a sketchy store XD
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MarcusAurelius 06/25/2019 11:29 PM
Watched it like a month ago, it’s the ...3 anime I’ve finished?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/26/2019 9:11 AM
It was - and remains - one of my favorite anime series ever.
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I kind of want to see a George Adamski-style UFO cult's reaction to contact with the eldrae.
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"The space brothers are polytheistic capitalists?"
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Heh.
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"No, we're not from Zeta Reticuli. Actually, I've been there, and unless they can live on rubble, no-one 's from Zeta Reticuli."
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"...you want us to probe what?"
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MarcusAurelius 06/27/2019 11:25 AM
Followed by “is this a sex thing? Just be outright with it, we’re not prudes”
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I think Adamski claimed his Nordic pseudo-Christian communist friends were from Venus
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With regards to the ‘White Rabbit’ of Alice in Wonderland fame, what would the eldrae think of him?
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2019 11:17 AM
which adaption?
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A Delta-V map for the Kerbol System. @Overmind if you can get me the data, I can make one for Lumenna-Súnáris (although Eliéra's Precursor Bullshit Gravity Field™ might make calculating its surface-to-orbit Delta-V tricky)
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The ‘I’m Late!’ one
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Giving that all automatable stuff on warships is automated; why do you need pilots to fly the ship? Why is there no "do mission" button? (To be fair, I did get the former off Atomic Rockets, which may not be accurate) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:30 AM
I think the piloting of the warships is largely automated?
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Mostly you want sophs on board for situational awareness and adaptability.
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Because you need someone closer than light-lag would otherwise permit to make decisions. That's a sophont job. (edited)
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Especially when dealing with the unexpected, which is something that warships, among other types, have as their stock in trade.
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I guess it's the same reasons the Sunhawk is flown by a pilot
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:35 AM
Is there a large proportion of digisapiences in shipboard roles?
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Command automation is something for ice haulers, ore freighters, simple probes, and other vessels where everything is expected to be boringly routine and it doesn't matter too much if you lose one or two of them occasionally.
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(A fair few, but not overwhelmingly so.)
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:36 AM
Obviously it's good to have hands on board, but mechanical shells piloted or commanded by said digisapiences are probably easier to chuck around than meat people.
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Talking about freighters: Do the eldrae think freighter spacecraft climbing mass driver streams is a good idea?
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:36 AM
I doubt anyone but you does.
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The first question would be: why not just use the mass driver to launch the freight?
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:37 AM
eh maybe it's delicate and doesn't like being chucked out of mass drivers
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Followed by: What's your plan to decelerate all this "climbable" mass so that you aren't creating an unbelievable hazard to navigation?
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Eh, fire it slowly.
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Can you reposition a mass driver bucket without expending propellant?
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:38 AM
you could expend the "propellant" you just picked up, but that doesn't help anyone :V
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The pellets are caught and sent to another station by the station behind the craft, although this depends on how well it can deliver them to the target (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:39 AM
The pellets won't all be on the same path.
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Because each one needs a different path, because they're hitting an accelerating target.
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The spacecraft uses solenoids to pull slightly on the stream, moving it forwards
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 1:40 AM
You might be able to make a case for a closed-loop suborbital-velocity ring, but I suspect its primary purpose would be volume denial.
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Pulling on the stream means you're accelerating, and the pellets are too.
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Which means the next pellet has to hit a new place.
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Also, each pellet in your stream has to have been launched a real long time ago if you're going any kind of substantial distance.
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Which means that if anything goes wrong, you won't be where you're supposed to be.
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And you don't have time for anything to go wrong, because you're continually catching pellets.
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Can we move this to #technicalities?
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@KAL_9000 That'd be awesome, thanks! Give me a couple of days into July to get the data together (end of the month rush, here), and I'll send it through.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 3:25 PM
but those theoretical difficulties are actually, genuinely insurmountable. that's why you learn to rewrite the rules 😎
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The literary reason for why that won't be happening are essentially the same as Jerry Pournelle's for not having the from-anywhere-to-anywhere hyperdrive.
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 3:29 PM
Just call it a telefragger
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 3:35 PM
I don't think the issue is what to call it. :V
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(By the way, what do ER and EPR stand for?)
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Schlock has had anywhere-to-anywhere wormholes since month two https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2000-07-07
Daily strip for Friday 7 July 2000
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ER as the Einstein-Rosen bridge; EPR as in the paradox.
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The Long-Gun was kind of an inevitability
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As soon as someone invented the teraport, yep.
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Kevyn Andreyasn, gentlesophs. Breaker of the galaxy in multiple ways with one invention. I'll drink to that.
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Only it turned out he wasn’t the first to invent the teraport, just the first one to have a company of mercenaries for protection in 100,000 years
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Correction: as soon as someone got away with inventing the teraport.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 4:08 PM
and even then, that only makes him the first successful one this cycle
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So far, no-one in any of the previous cycles did get away with it - one might argue.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 4:12 PM
over a longer time scale than Kevyn's has been out, we don't even know if this cycle will reach the average lifespan let alone be exceptional
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(well technically, but they're the protagonists.) And come to think of it, IIRC there's no evidence there was ever anything like Petey befrore
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Help I need someone to restore my faith in humanity.
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Please.
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Society is becoming unbearable. I need a log cabin somewhere in Montana for just me myself and I.
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Honestly, I’d love to go camping for a few days too
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Just so busy lately
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I’m at music camp for the next three weeks.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 4:36 PM
is that isolation or more madness?
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I am feeling better about humanity now.
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puts on a hat of precicely appropriate pedanticness
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@Overmind actually there is an Anywhere Killer already canon. The trick is to send the enemy plans for the stellar-core power tap wrapped in the right memetic package to get them to build it
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time on target may not be great.....
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 5:56 PM
so that's what they meant by "Sargas' Esklav Machine"
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I imagine she would have a few anything killers tastefully arranged throughout her house
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Her quarters on whatever naval base she's stationed out of are probably integrated into the defense net.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 6:29 PM
"BREAKING NEWS: Republican Spies Break Into Admiral Sargas' Quarters" "Those poor bastards…"
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Enderminion 06/29/2019 6:30 PM
if spies can break in, they can smuggle a sufficiently large bomb in
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 6:31 PM
"In the eldraic Empire, secret documents steal you!"
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 6:34 PM
If they can break in, they can trigger the bombs there
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I don't think she would be interested in dating die hard Republicans, even with such a nice present.
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MarcusAurelius 06/29/2019 6:36 PM
She might find them nice toys
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 6:37 PM
"Admiral! We are under attack!" "Oh dear. It's a bit stuffy in here, isn't it? Open a window, if you please." "Are you sure? I think our orbital cannons are sufficient…" *slurps esklav* "Yes ma'am!"
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 9:44 PM
The equivilant of Mario Maker must be amazing over *there*
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Probably more along the lines of monetized modding like Steam considered.
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:25 PM
Can you imagine the kind of "technical" stuff they'd make with players who operate on the frame-perfection level on a regular basis?
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sdschildberg 06/29/2019 10:49 PM
Oh God... Would they build troll levels?
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:50 PM
You think the eldrae wouldn't troll people?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 10:51 PM
@0111narwhalz you ever seen tas speedruns
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thats what frame perfect play would be like
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:52 PM
Yeah, but more "fluid" because you don't have to rely on low-dynamic macro-type things.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 10:57 PM
TAS lets you do insane shit like all of half-life in 20 mins
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:58 PM
Does it let you do insane shit like "seed the RNG so that the powerup that lets you skip the level shows up in the first five seconds?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 10:58 PM
Seeding the rng is cheating tho
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:59 PM
is it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 10:59 PM
And half life doesn’t have ups like that
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 10:59 PM
If the RNG pulls from player input…
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You're not cheating, you're just buttonmashing in the specific way that just happens to cause your preferred outcome.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 11:00 PM
Not all vidya work like that (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 11:01 PM
no, but some of them have, and it is exploitable by an AI
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(especially if that AI has a little bit of time travel :V)
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Morgrim Moon 06/29/2019 11:01 PM
Many speedrunners still consider it cheating, too. Like, fine for a specialised run, but RNGing means the record won't "count"
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 11:02 PM
Even if it's repeatable?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/29/2019 11:02 PM
And the impossible acrobatics+lightning reactions are what makes tas speed runs so impressive anyways
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0111narwhalz 06/29/2019 11:02 PM
You've just turned the powerups into a deterministic mechanic like the rest of the game.
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immeasurable excitement over nuclear-powered flying robot
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2019 8:57 PM
ooh, I like nuclear drones
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MarcusAurelius 06/30/2019 9:20 PM
No one tell the hippies, they’ll protest this launch too
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I'm happy to let anyone who wants to protest. Underneath the rocket.
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sdschildberg 06/30/2019 11:18 PM
Idea: Explain how self-replicators armed themselves
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Infinity War here we come!
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2019 10:24 AM
chronologically, doesn't Antman and Wasp come next? I know it doesn't by release date
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I think they’ve been going by release date
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I also don’t think the Wakandans understood Killmonger’s crusade.
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Same.
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By sheer coincidence Half Hour of Heterodoxy discussed the evolutionary origins of tribalism today https://heterodoxacademy.org/half-hour-of-heterodoxy/
In "Half Hour of Heterodoxy" Chris Martin interviews academics and other university stakeholders about their work and the state of higher ed.
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Some of which might explain why the eldrae still have clan names despite their vaunted individualism.
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Yes, by release date.
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@Overmind why do the eldrae have clan names?
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Also, praise extropy, there's a transcript!
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Super-short version: Because they have ancestry, and because they're useful.
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The former is just a matter of tracking and goes back well before any sort of civilized times. The latter -- (Side note: recall if you will that for most of your life, a House is a chosen group, not a default group. See https://eldraeverse.com/2015/04/01/adolescence/ Cathál starts out i-sered-Ríëlle, "of-the-blood-of", because of descent, but is a dependent of the House, not a member of it. All descent gets you is the right to ask for Acceptance, and is not a guarantee of it. And until Accepted of the House, you don't get to claim the name as your own.) (edited)
Cathál i-sered-Ríëlle was nervous, and she tried hard not to let it show. There was no reason to be so, she knew – sure, Cathál, and that’s what all those who failed of Acceptance first time around…
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- is because it's the first branch that'll admit you. Contrary to the popular misunderstanding of libertarianism, cooperation is important , and indeed, to live in a free society you have to be a lot better at it than if you can make up for its lack with guns and whips. A House is, if you will, at base a mutual-benefit-and-support society. As a member of a House, you've got people who'll watch your back, offer you hospitality, lend you money to start a business or pick yourself up after a disaster, call a lawyer when you need one, care for your children and pets should you get permadead, and a whole initial network to call on. In exchange for the same from you, of course, which is why you have to prove that you can pull your weight to get in, and why there is a procedure to disown those who go to the bad afterwards.
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You don't have to join the House of your blood, and if you really don't like the notion, you can always disown yourself and go without, but very few have that much of a taste for making their own lives harder.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Sorry, only the owner can send messages to the highlights channels.
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Enderminion 07/01/2019 1:37 PM
I forgot this wasn't Pinbot
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Updating this feature is on my list. It's just a long list.
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Enderminion 07/01/2019 2:32 PM
sorry
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Is it possible to just never apply for Accceptance, possibly because you think you don't deserve it?
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I suppose relatedly, this would also apply to imports and refugees who don't naturally have access to a potential house.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2019 3:59 PM
I suspect the eldrae would strongly suggest that you get that crippling self-doubt fixed.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/01/2019 4:03 PM
That does make me wonder - do the various non-Imperial eldrae use the same system? I mean, I'd expect they might - the current western system of family naming and lineage more-or-less transcends nationality (kinda, sorta, with lots of various caveats and weirdnesses), but OTOH, the acceptance system seems strongly predicated on Imperial values.
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MarcusAurelius 07/01/2019 4:04 PM
and you're allowed to join any house IIRC, it's just you're promised a chance with your birth house. So if you have no birth house, you can attempt to join any of them AFAIK
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The "Is the hand proven?" question mentions Great Deeds and such, mostly in terms of potential. But it sounds like part of the game -- even if not explicitly required -- is that the applicant have built something, possibly something showing cleverness in its construction.
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Correct?
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ok, admittedly this is probably more along the lines of "You can't stop them from building stuff"
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Heh, one social phenomena that is probably non-existent over there: "Them damn kids!". Ignoring the different birthrates causing different demographics for a moment... Hard to hold the younger generations in contempt when you set a bar, they passed it, with witnesess, and then probably went on to invent an even more awesome mousetrap.
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2019 4:20 PM
more like "them damn kids, making me look bad!"
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MarcusAurelius 07/01/2019 4:29 PM
eh, they probably have a bit of it, but it's more "damn kids, don't launch rockets off my well manicured lawn, use the concrete!"
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Concrete? You mean the Designated orbital model rocket launchpad?
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(no home should be without one)
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sdschildberg 07/01/2019 4:42 PM
Phineas and ferb would be a hit
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They might not find Doofenschmirtz so sympathetic though
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MarcusAurelius 07/01/2019 5:00 PM
I think they’d pity him, and appreciate how hard he strived for his goals despite countless setbacks (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2019 5:12 PM
Culture is a surprisingly hard thing to get a handle on
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For me at least
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It’s this amorphous thing that shapes people’s worldviews and aesthetics and customs but manages to be more than any particular artifact (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/01/2019 5:21 PM
yup, that's why a lot of SF/fantasy writers give up on it and just use expies
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Question for @Overmind after re-reading Epistolary Experiement, No 8: As tangle channels don't survive separate-ends transit through a stargate, how does the IN provide the tangle channel uplink for its local sensor plattforms? IIRC, the IN loves tangle-enabled longscan.
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Maybe they keep the remote end in some convenient place in-system?
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BluejayHurricane 07/02/2019 12:53 PM
Well, the stargates are substantial pieces of hardware. I suspect that there are a few rooms set aside for whatever boxes of tangle are necessary to...oh, that's an interesting idea. Have ships pick up tangle for use in-system, talking only to the stargate, then have the stargate relay messages through a much less expensive channel to everyone else. Stick a big tangle factory a few klicks away, or even on the gate itself. It would be less expensive than I thought tangle was. Is that even feasible, or is tangle generation too big to do in every system with a gate?
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@Unknown: That depends on scenario. Where?
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In the specific #8 scenario, the pre-seeded platforms, there's usually a well-concealed buoy somewhere with the proximal end of the channel.
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Case was forward longscan plattforms in a frontier system, I think? The mission report said the pre-seeded longscan plattforms were unresponsive, presumed destroyed
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You can ping it for a download, and/or if you really need it, pick it up and connect direct.
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Hmm. Actually...
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Shouldn’t you be able to quantum-teleport the BEC base?
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(One of the less public aspects of the IN's far patrols is quietly dropping off these where they might be useful.)
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I don't think you'd be able to do that without detangling the tangle.
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Why would it?
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The tangle is a hacksploit on the backchannel that syncs the entangled quantum states as I understand it.
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So long as you teleport the qbit, the state and thus the entanglement should stay intact.
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The thing that concerns me is that you have to quantum-entangle it, source with destination, to teleport it, which would break the previous entanglement of the tanglebit.
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I suppose if you entangled them in groups larger than pairs, but that's going to give you a messy pile of logistics to deal with.
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Enderminion 07/02/2019 1:25 PM
and shifting Buoy's around Sublight isn't?
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the sublight answer isn't so much messy as it is tedious
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Yeah, at the moment it's a pain in the ass (depending on how important the system is and how much coverage it rates) to keep everything up and running, but if there's coverage at all in the book, then you can just grab it when you're there. Which is much easier than having to try and predict in advance which third-modules you're going to need to check out of the library in advance, depending on the known and unknown unknowns.
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(And while you have 'em, everyone else doesn't. Better hope things go smooth... ...but things never go smooth.)
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To be honest, the idea here if so possible was more to "shift" the tangle channels to your local task force via a comm ping request, more than anything else.
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But I mixed up the tanqbit logistics challenges. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 2:21 PM
Boss, is that a new person or a test personality?
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I Am A Test is indeed a test.
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I Am A Test 07/03/2019 2:22 PM
No I'm not.
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Shut up, test monkey.
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The bot is back!
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:03 PM
communism
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM.
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:03 PM
yep!
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yay
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@Enderminion And the pushpin misfeature is gone. Pushpin freely.
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:12 PM
Praise the bot!
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And pass the ammunition?
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:24 PM
we ran out last week, we're down to Bayonets
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AFFIX BAYONETS!
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CHARGE THE ENEMY!
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SHOW NO MERCY!
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FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:24 PM
it worked on Little Round Top
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:25 PM
Eh. Nowadays bayonets are mostly for psychological effect, not practical
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you dare insult one of the Emperor's Weapons like that
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/03/2019 3:26 PM
Fuel your chainswords?
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@Jade Nekotenshi this Guardsman knows where it's at
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:27 PM
Nah, to properly fight for the Emprah, use power weapons
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I always liked the response supposedly made by someone who was taught how to free a stuck bayonet; to wit, fire your rifle and let the recoil pull it out.
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All of these are acceptable ways to fight for the Emperor
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@MarcusAurelius true, most true badasses use the tripod from your lmg to beat your enemies, not the bayonet
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Apparently their drill instructor did not like being asked why, if he had any bullets left, he'd be using the $#!%@##! bayonet.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/03/2019 3:28 PM
Hahahaha
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:28 PM
I think guns have... issues if the muzzle is blocked
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:29 PM
Only usually if something is physically inside the barrel, not just against it
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/03/2019 3:29 PM
Depending on what and how. It's mostly about the pressure.A muzzle-contact shot won't hurt most weapons, other'n getting gore all over it.
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:30 PM
And @Xveers that was a Ghurka, they use kukris not bayonets
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Entirely correct on both parts @MarcusAurelius!
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 3:30 PM
Unfortunately, his was not on him
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Hence plan C, aka tripod-by-four :D
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Ah, the Gurkhas. Nature's proof that immunity to fear is possible.
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sdschildberg 07/03/2019 3:33 PM
Cursed images
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the heck kind of rocket is that?
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sdschildberg 07/03/2019 3:34 PM
A generic one
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:34 PM
one that carries an Armored Fighting Vehicle
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"Armored" "Fighting" Vehicle
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what exactly is the purpose of this vessel?
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@KAL_9000 you would be executed by the Kerbal Inquisition for a question like that
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good point
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One rocket per AFV seems a rather inefficient delivery ratio.
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:46 PM
I know, think how many Nuclear Warheads you could stuff in there
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 3:46 PM
Not if one AFV is all you need.
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Why would you use one AFV when you could use more AFVs?
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:55 PM
because one is all you need
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Which is to say: where's your reserve? If you have no reserve, you shouldn't be engaging the enemy.
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 3:55 PM
it's a joke
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there's this one guy who thinks we should use M113's for everything, and call them Gavin's
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...I should very much like to see this doctrine put into practice.
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But, hell, this needs a GAVIN-MIRV version. (edited)
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Or MARVIN, for short.
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0111narwhalz 07/03/2019 4:05 PM
I'm also more than a little curious as to how they expect to extract the AFV from the descent vehicle.
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Does the nose pop off, or does it just beat down the aft bulkhead?
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 4:06 PM
it wouldn't be completely Shit, you got everything you really need, Anti-Tank Vehicles, SHORAD, Medium Range Air Defense, Troop Transport, Recon, Strategic Nuclear Deterrence, Artillery, Logistics...
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 4:47 PM
Basically, there’s this old and rather dumb American defense reformer named Mike Sparks, aka “sparky” who thinks he knows better than everyone else, and that all military tech developed after about 1970 is an unreliable waste of money, and we should go back to paper-skinned APCs, light-weight dayfighters, and all sorts of fun things
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lunacy
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i bet he hates drones too
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 4:51 PM
Massively
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“Unreliable, expensive, hackable, etc.”
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I could easily describe soldiers as "unreliable, expensive, bribable, etc."...
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:02 PM
Yes, well he likes cheap conscripts with minimal gear anyway
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of course he does
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:02 PM
He doesn’t like modern “we’re going to give you so much crap to keep you alive now that you won’t be able to walk in 20 years”
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Which to be fair, the US and a lot do NATO powers have gone overboard on
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Aren't conscripts with minimal protection the most likely to desert?
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:03 PM
They do the least damage if they do
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Because it’s the loss of basic training, a uniform, and a rifle. Not the much more trained, far more expensively equipped modern soldiers
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See, we're almost at the point where we won't have the walking issues, once DARPA or someone cracks power armor
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:04 PM
The exoskeleton isn’t the issue, the power supply is
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Exactly
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That tank sticking out of the Orbital Assualt vehicle is going to become a rather crispy looking tank
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 5:04 PM
they'll stack on more crap until they get walking issues again
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:04 PM
It’s not a tank
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Enderminion 07/03/2019 5:04 PM
M113 APC
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:04 PM
It’s an old APC
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My proposed solution is to mount an RTG to the suit backpack
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does this guy assume it will float out from the sky onto the ground?
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It keeps you warm as well, which is perfect for fighting in tundra conditions (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:05 PM
Aka an open topped box that’ll maybe stop light artillery fragments
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Never mind the radiation hazard
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This man has very Star Trek thinking
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:05 PM
@Unknown it’s a meme based on Sparky’s actual Gavin obsession, it’s not a proposal by a believer
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@MarcusAurelius do you have any thoughts on the power supply issue? Curious
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:08 PM
How to fix it? The best bet that I know of right now is just denser batteries and accepting a short operating life. RTGs AFAIK don’t have the power density, and we don’t really have any reactors we could compress down to size. Maybe a IC generator to feed the batteries, but that’s a lot of mass and heat to deal with
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How much power does an exosuit take?
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:09 PM
Personally, I think the better near term solution is GD style packmules, and more emphasis on mechanized troops
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I was going to suggest directed power, but that has isses of its own
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Yeah, like the power maser roasting the trooper inside the armor
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MarcusAurelius 07/03/2019 5:10 PM
Like needing to build a massive orbital power grid, or bringing along a big enough truck that you might as well just mechanize them and save the money
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/03/2019 6:12 PM
how much power? A whole fartload, relative to how much volume you have.
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Also, current exoskeletons are not very efficident. (edited)
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And the best solution right now... well, if you need range, you'll need a combustion engine. Next-decades, high-temperature hydrocarbon fuel cells would be an option.
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Long-term... ultracaps and SMES.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 1:09 AM
[chuckles darkly in graphene]
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Gonna need more than just that, to be honest, but yeah.
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Of course, it poses its own problems when your SF/infantry drones its way up the hill like a school of dirt bikes.
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------ Where does the tradition of Bastion having an arc with diamonoids for the permanently dead come from?
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Weren't noetic back-ups a thing for quite a long time? How would the Empire ever loose all back-ups of a service soph?
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The rate of increase has slowed considerably, 'tis true, but fundamentally, it's a transplant of a tradition from much earlier times. As for losing backups: it's rare, but it's not unknown to lose the field backups to information warfare. (Against the rules of civilized warfare, of course, but uncivilized warfare is hardly unknown.) And if that happens, it's possible that the base backups will be out-of-synch enough to constitute a legally different person.
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(Plus, there's the "one of its allies" clause.)
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MarcusAurelius 07/04/2019 1:55 AM
That brings up an interesting question then, did they retroactively added shards for the older dead?
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@Jade Nekotenshi The Houses are an eldrae cultural tradition, so not one that gets applied to everyone else. The kaeth and ciseflish, for example, have their own (very different, including from each other) clan systems; the galari have a system based on "consonances" in their noosphere; the myneni don't, because they're too friendly to exclude anyone that way; the dar-bandal put pack first, followed by packs-of-packs, and so forth; and no-one understands what the esseli do. Probably not even them.
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Ah okay, that explains things.
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@MarcusAurelius Yep. All the way back to Year Zero.
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So the eldrae do declare an "aproximate vector space" of a person dead if the back-ups of the general vector space are divergent enough. (edited)
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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I didn't know that, so I was a bit confused.
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Enderminion 07/04/2019 2:00 AM
Species names are capitalized if they pick a lame name for their Nation-State, Canadians not canadians
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also, Happy 4th of July
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Yeah, there's a line in one of the pieces where we see someone reinstantiated to the effect of: "Am-I-Me service confirms continuity of identity; Identity Tribunal concurs."
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The Identity Tribunal is the legal body which signs off on you being legally the same person as you. Which is mostly just the digital equivalent of a rubber stamp, but given that a reinstantiation effectively "inherits" all your rights, obligations, and properties, it's a fairly important rubber stamp.
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Makes completel sense (and is how I would handle it personally, also) but... language space failure, followed by concept space failure.
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Death is weird when you have back-ups out of the Whazoo.
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But does mean that you sort-of get to attend your own funeral.
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Now that has style.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:05 AM
hm, it'd be weird to be restored from backup
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(if the funeral in general is in style.)
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:05 AM
Go under for the read, wake up in the wrong vat
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(Always.)
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Personally as an author... for me, it was always this bit that was my rebutal to people saying "functional inmortality takes the tension out of it!"
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At least, if the back-ups aren't too divergent.
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Sure, "you" are back, proximative... but some event may just be missing. Maybe even a life-changing one.
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Interpersonal relations get a bit weird when the comrade you bleed and sweat with for six days has forgotten all of that.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:07 AM
"aww man, I just lost a week's worth of memories!" "dude I told you save early and save often"
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For civilian use, most people run a full backup every night (when they're asleep and bandwidth is cheap), and have their muse fire off an incremental whenever something significant happens. Very easy, when you're directly connected to the 'weave.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:12 AM
Do people often employ full VCS?
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(For military purposes - well, there you have to go to more trouble and hazard a bit more of your continuity, because not all of the extranet is trustworthy - bring good crypto - communications access may be limited by tactical considerations or galactography, and the local field substrate is in a position where people may be shooting at it.)
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A fair few - storage is cheap - and almost everyone keeps a few older versions of themselves around as well as the recent backups, but most prefer just to commit a few representative backups rather than archiving every single one for version-control purposes, because the indexing is a bugger.
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I mean, over six months, sure, you can put a name to how you changed and grew and write a decent commit message. If you're going to keep all your dailies, or worse, hourlies, try hanging a description on that.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:16 AM
>takes backup before doing something risky >wakes up in clone vat >shit guess that didn't work
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2009/07/03 0800-0900 magnificent poopin'
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Enderminion 07/04/2019 2:18 AM
tmi
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TotallyNotHuman 07/04/2019 2:18 AM
well it must've been nothing less than magnificent if it was an hour long (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:18 AM
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Enderminion 07/04/2019 2:18 AM
could you slip a worm into a backup and radically alter/replace who is supposed to be there? and have it be mostly undetectable to whoever is supposed to check these sort of things (edited)
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And remarkably useless if you're trying to figure out if you want to restore that backup or one of the others around it.
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It's been done. That's one of the reasons for the Identity Tribunal and various other safeguards.
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Mindstate hashing functions seems like something that gets harvested still out of the math mines by your various evolution engines.
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@0111narwhalz Those three lines are maginificent and I must use them at some point, some way.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:26 AM
:D
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That said, no-one's worried about getting a whole different mindstate through; that's a suddiciently radical change that it'll light up all sorts of safeties even outside the ones intended for this purpose. What people are worried about is subtle changes, tiny overshadowing worms, other hacks that can be passed off as normal secular change if you aren't paying attention. That sort of thing.
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"Mindstate vector poison".
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Empathis on vector poison.
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Something that slants the vector evolution some specific way.
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Of course, developing these in a sufficiently subtle way in that these vanish into the permutative noise of the mindstate vector, instead of being parasitic executive code that will go a good security parser go "wait what a second" probably requires your attacking party to have a hold of your mindstate, or aproximate, to develop the worm.
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Of course, in some cases, you can do a lot with a little.
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The things First Directorate has been able to do with injected impulses like "hesitate for a second when you pass through the door to work", or "turn left on State Street, not right".
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Well yeah, but making that emerge naturally still requires trimming the concept vector cascade in hundreds of points to hit the right impulse emergence.
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Hacking into the noetic interface 'ware and delivering the impulse through some secondary neotic 'ware you have installed seems easier, compared to spiking the vector.
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Especially given the random vectorials inherent to sophonts in this 'Verse.
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Now I am trying to find this one item Anders Sandberg cooked up for Eclipse Phase...
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What you want for this, ideally, is a tiny piece of viral code that will do that for you after it's triggered. The First Directorate's mind-crackers have a whole lot of very fancy computing systems designed to figure out the right butterfly to get the hurricane. Or byterfly, I suppose. Heh.
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Coiled alizarine unconformity?
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:34 AM
butterbyte
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Anyway, one eclipse homebrew idea was what is basically an "exploit cracker" for egos and infowarfare against them.
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You get a copy of your targets Ego, and load it in.
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Then the quantum computer spins up thousands of instances and starts semi-brute force-searching for exploits into the targets mind.
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(And that, the awkward nature of sophonts, is why it's best to work with unconscious impulses.)
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And only that targets mind.
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A wonderful existential conundrum, of course, being the millions of instances spun up, tortured and deleted in the process.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:35 AM
probably some kind of crime against sophoncy, that
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But if you need a cogno-weapon that'll snipe a target across the entire system, really no better wa
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On that, I think of the Boxing Parrot example, from Exalted .
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Especially for transhumans. They don't really have the science down to craft cognoweapons any other way but semi-brute force, even what with all studying the hacks demonstrated by your resident runaway Seed AI.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:38 AM
no accident, I suppose, that that example involves a voodoo doll
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tl;dr standard sophs are really, really bad at questioning random subconscious impulses bubbling up into their brain, which makes it a wonderful place to inject all sorts of exploits. If you can avoid being unsubtle - you will never get anywhere with "Hey, why don't you walk out of the building with all your files., cross the street, and hand them to the man in the trenchcoat" - you can get away with all kinds of things.
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Even then... okay, depends on the sophont architecture.
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But our subconsciousnes basically has an entire libary of cognitive tools that are sudo it was your idea.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:40 AM
I guess that's a major pro for unicameralization.
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So you can probably even do a pretty hefty injection hack, and the mind will fix itself a cognitive spin as to why it wants to do that.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:40 AM
(…sp? :V)
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Well, okay, you can get away with that, but even aside from the act aside, you're gonna burn the source hard doing it because they'll notice that it's a possession gig.
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Now, a post-sophont probably fixed that (it's been broken through in AT, actually, creating what's known as the "interconsciousness).
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:41 AM
the "what the fuck no" consciousness
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And to be honest, the eldrae strike me as the same sort, because well, who wouldn't want to know what that whole chorus of cognitive subroutines below your little amphitheater of self-appriciation, understanding and problem consensus formation has on their minds. (edited)
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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Oh cyfnos, shoo off for a wee bit would ya?
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Yeah, unicameralization has been part of the alpha baseline for quite some time. (edited)
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Now where does that word come from?
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Also, aside note: with these injection attacks, the other problem is the third party in your head, aka the Muse.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:42 AM
I mean, there are a bunch of easily-identifiable affices…
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My brainmeats.
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Which will probably also have an entire sub-libary of heuristic tools for detecting major deviances of vector development.
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And while it may not question you straight then, it would probably start running a vector back-trace on where that impulse started.
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If it was quantum noise, well great, The Muses of Sophoncy have struck.
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If not, it may be time for some noetic security ops.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:44 AM
When your muse starts running a scan, is it explicit, silent, or does it just give you a deep sense of unease?
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But seriously, where does unicameralization originate/what is it supposed to say precisely?
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Well, okay, originally from the psychological hypothesis of bicameralism and Julian Haynes' The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind , etc.
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@0111narwhalz Pretty sure you wouldn't notice anything.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:45 AM
Well, the muse could notify you.
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Yeah, but why should it automatically?
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Per the definition of sophoncy as a not-completely-predictable-computable function, you will get false positive noise.
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Random amplified flukes of quantical effects.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:46 AM
So that you can go "oi that was weird maybe I should investigate the thought process that led me here in case something went bad"
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Presumably the intensity of the muse's alert would correspond to the muse's certainty that something abnormal occurred.
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But a different version. In context, it refers to the brain's way of compartmentalizing processes, in which we refer to those we can see as "conscious" and those which we can't as "unconscious". Unicameralization is the process of moving everything into the conscious compartment such that you can, as the Greek philosophers put it, know thyself.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:47 AM
Because it might be really important that you immediately stop doing what you're doing if it's a brainhack.
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It's too easy to mess stuff up in a very expensive way in the Empire.
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Creating autoscience. Of course, you don't have to pay attention to everything or run it all personally, but it does mean that you can chase down random impulses, understand your internal conflicts, and can't hide from your own motivations and beliefs.
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Yeah, that's the principle utilities offered by "interconsciousness".
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Lucid dreaming comes as a free side-effect.
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Though the complete "awarness" is still capped by the processing capacity of the actual self-referential processing components, read the conscious mind to begin with.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:49 AM
(or if not "abort abort" at least hesitate for a second and examine your assumptions)
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Also, Pans in Venimus/AT can use it as a way of multi-tasking.
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Interconsciousness makes it easy to compartmentalize your cognition to certain tasks.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 2:50 AM
hmm, hypervisor running flexible virtual minds
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Which also means stuff like, yes, you can basically "kick yourself out of the drivers seat" and let some specialist cognition network "drive" your body to work for example, while you do other things with your primary awarness.
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On the other thread, one of the things an Am-I-Me service is useful for is not checking you against a previous version of yourself, but checking you against the archetype of your desired self and warning you about drift.
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Ultimately what "utilities" you have still depends on what cognitive modules are there then.
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"I am Me" ideal self sounds like it could potentially lead to some bad memetic self-referential traps.
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But then, a good way to weed out the "more bad" impulses your mind may develop.
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Probably part of what factors into criminal deterence, I suppose? Before you become one of the one in a million cases of "I got a stupid idea and somehow thought doing it was a good idea".
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Chasing this even further down is the self co-processor. That's a small widget you hook up to your frontal lobes and which reinforces your self-symbol, strengthening your sense of self.
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It's very useful when you are subjected to mind control or personality alteration techniques, since it resists those very effectively and helps keep you you.
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...but also opens another avenue of attack, by spiking the "Delta idealized" services, no?
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On the other hand, it does the same thing for natural changes in personality. So it's best used only in hostile circumstances; if worn continuously, you'll not change and so can't grow.
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Hmmmm.
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Seems like soldier briefings might then want to include a bunch of "back-up referential delta" modules, because I can see such being switched on.
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Using either of these outside of specific circumstances where you need that sort of defense is near-universally agreed to be a Bad Idea.
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If it blocks your capacity to adapt in the field somewhat, you might want to have "trusted alternate cognition" to fall back onto.
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This does not stop a small number of narcissists who love who they are now so much that they can't stand the possibility of becoming someone else, but so it goes.
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Now that is what I call an MOS.
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"Trusted Case Response Cognition Designer".
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shrug One supposes a Narcissist case is eventually self-fixing?
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Well, you can still adapt in the field circumstantially, and so forth, and be creative, and so forth. It's just that none of it will touch the long-term shape of your personality.
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Either they piss of people enough that external influences break the narcissism, or they otherwise manage to auto-darvinate their current state of mind.
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2019 2:59 AM
First Directive must hate dealing with mentally ill targets. First the unpredictability, then often them being a lot better at picking out the "random" impulses and discarding thwm
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On the other hand, the right mental illness makes for a great impulse hook.
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Those of religions nature especially.
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Or other dogmatic nature.
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No, they just pretty much stay the way they are. That's the whole point of the device; it reinforces your sense of identity to the point of fixity.
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2019 3:00 AM
Oh yeah. It's more that it shifts the whole attack space 15 degrees sideways
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But then, the designers probably hate about any target they can target, one suspects.
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It's always an individual case. you'll be pouring over a lot of intel and run a lot of models before you get what you want.
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It's ultimately a computational problem you can't brute-force any good way.
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The Transcend might have enough coherent heuristics and cognition lying around to make it look like that, but relying on Seed Minds to do your work seems improbable, considering ASIs don't run every activity in the Eldraeverse. (edited)
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(side note: interesting aspect of massive minds: "coherent cognition" - what cognitive modules are networked together in a cooperate manner.)
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Oh, there’s plenty of computronium to use for these simulations without having to go begging to the axis subminds. But also, it’s not all that individual a case. There is more than enough shared programming - instinctive, cultural, linguistic, subcultural, etc. - that there are plenty of sufficiently-reliable hooks to form quite the library.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 3:14 AM
Especially what with the UNI, I imagine.
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I mean, it's not just simulations @Overmind. That that computation power is cheap I knew.
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It's more of the rest. You can't brute force it, so you need cognitive and heuristic algorithms of exceeding complexity (read, approaching minds) to do the problem solving.
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Which is why you have your teams, and libaries, and specialist protenethic solverminds, and so on.
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Yeah, but most of the outworlders this might be used on aren’t running on that.
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Yeah, there are heavy-duty specialist thinkers used for this sort of thing.
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To be honest, if it's not on UNI it might actually be worse.
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UNI guarantees a baseline language.
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if this is raw cognition, you got to untangle that mess, both ways - figuring out how they work, and figuring out how to get your stuff in there.
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Granted, the very existence of UNI presumes that most neural states are parsable into noetic languages and back, but that's still a hurdle to overcome.
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...would be frustrating if you had a neural cognition that isn't in UNP.
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Mental architecture is very unlikely to be significantly different between examples of a species, with a few deliberate exceptions like cryptomjnd clades aside.
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(Across different species, of course, redo from start when it comes to the substrate, instinct, etc. parts of the architecture, but even then, cognition is cognition and has its own laws.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2019 5:26 AM
and honestly since 'selling immortality' via immortageans and uploading is something that early traders can likely make big bucks on, even if the local culture is vehemently against it, chances are the raw material for that data crunching exists
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fluffships what are those?
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@Overmind
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 5:53 AM
Fluffships are big blocks of gel or whatnot to sweep up debris post-battle, or other crowded orbitals.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/04/2019 9:57 AM
@Overmind Thanks for the clarification on that, though my question was actually about the inverse case - eldrae outside the Empire, rather than non-eldrae Imperials. I'd imagine there's been a fair bit of cultural drift for them, or else they'd probably want to still be Imperial, ya?
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I guess the Magen Corporate might take the "company as family" approach to its most sociopathic degree.
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Especially given how many of them are indentured clones.
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MarcusAurelius 07/04/2019 12:43 PM
Huh, I’m kinda surprised the eldrae aren’t a plurality in the empire
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...oops, that was meant to be posted internally. But since I'll be posting a version of it soon anyway, what the hell.
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MarcusAurelius 07/04/2019 12:47 PM
Ah, I thought you were posting it here for more pairs of eyes to look it over or something
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Well, I am now . 😃
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2019 12:50 PM
This one's neat
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I was a little surprised for a millisecond that digisapiences were a plurality but then I thought about it
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I'll be doing the blog post shortly with some minor annotations. And what the percentages translate to in terms of actual population figures.
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Such as noting, for example, that despite only being 0.31% of the population, there are still eight billion arthál.
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Post is up with the detail numbers.
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173 billion kaeth. This is why single-system polities should not start pissing contests.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2019 1:16 PM
holy
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And 55 1/4 billion raven uplifts are keeping the Carrion Carry-Off restaurant chain in healthy financial condition.
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(They wouldn't consider calling themselves fast food. You can't hurry the meat.)
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Enderminion 07/04/2019 1:26 PM
??
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Hey, they serve a great near-fresh eyeball!
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Bit surprised there aren’t more kalatri.
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A kalatri's got to shift their cultural indoctrination a long, long way to join up.
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Enderminion 07/04/2019 1:34 PM
??
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Carrion Carry Off?
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Some sophs like their meat slightly decayed. They serve that market with delicious, horrific take-out.
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Yeah, but with eight thousand systems and their aversion to psychosurgery you’d expect a fair number of “deviants”. (edited)
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@Enderminion Plenty of sophs here who like rotten meat https://satwcomic.com/nordics-like-fish
Webcomic: Many many Swedes and Norwegians have suggested that I made a comic about “surströmming”, which is mainly a Swedish dish, but
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True, but remember the way the Federation treats people who want to leave their Utopia? Not to mention that - well, there aren't exactly a whole lot of privately owned starships around on that side of the border.
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(The trouble with FAGSC-type societies is that you can have anything you want... as long as it's something the people running the fabbers want to give you.)
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That said, there are a decent amount - just not enough to get them out of "other".
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On another note - another point about those 8,000 systems is that they're relatively underutilized compared to the Worlds. (Not as much as they are in the original it's an expy of, because there's no way I can take seriously the notion of one starship-in-the-sector, barely-any-orbital-traffic-around-Earth, etc., but still, they're used to thinking in terms of maybe one or two inhabited planets per inhabited system, where the action is, and relatively low levels of traffic. (edited)
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When you show them a developed system somewhere in the Core Markets, it's like dropping a well-indoctrinated Soviet citizen in the middle of the Mall of America on Black Friday.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2019 2:10 PM
Insert the mandatory anecdote about Yeltsin visiting a Texan supermarket
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2019 3:02 PM
Long story short is b
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/04/2019 3:35 PM
"coffee, Coffee, COFFEE!"
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https://youtu.be/rT22nYLaVbo?t=146 <- I can totally see the Empire of the Star outfitting soldiers with this
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sdschildberg 07/04/2019 5:26 PM
Especially given that they stan tony
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Endgame is going to be F U N
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2019 7:10 PM
I'm mostly surprised at dar-bandal and ciseflish outnumbering kaeth, but I can't put my finger on WHY that surprises me
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Because you thought of them as krogans with slightly less testosterone poisoning?
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The kaeth object to that characterization. Their testosterone poisoning crushes all before it!
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I assume they know when to stop fighting everything in line-of-sight.
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(But in this case, their population is controlled by a combination of a liking for really dangerous professions, and the desire to keep their population density below the point at which folks start stabbing each other out of sheer irritability.)
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Sure. That'd be "when everybody I don't like is dead".
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Yeah, but the krogan cultural mindset seems more like that one species who blew up a chunk of their moon during a "peace talk"
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Fair.
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 7:40 PM
Was that the linobir?
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(is that the plural too? it feels plural-ish)
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Yeah, it works both ways.
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Randomly: In today's blatant appropriation, I am stealing "warbarristry" from the Schlockverse to mean the opposite of "nomomachy".
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(Which is to say, specialists in the law of war, versus specialists in making war with law.)
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2019 7:44 PM
I thought it was the coffee-carrying equivalent of a chaplain.
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No, no, that'd be a a warbarista. Not to be confused with a warbarrister, war barrier, warbarometer, or warbarbeque.
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...or even warbaryon. 😎
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2019 7:48 PM
Anarchy Online's 'Bureaucrat' class are masters of that
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(when you're doing scifi MMOs but you want traditional roles, the results go entertainingly weird. Bureaucrats are the buffer/debuffer support class. They actually have coffee machines as an item they can use to make stacks of coffee that others can consume for buffs. Their 'snare' is called "Red Tape". They wear spiffy suits. It's great.)
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(Ha! I love it.)
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My loose inspiration for the nomomachs was to get about as close as a non-fantasy universe could to the Exalted character who can crush his enemies with a scroll, brush, and Bureaucracy charms.
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Seen the TRPG for Schlock Mercenary?
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Yep. I was in on that Kickstarter.
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Actually, IIRC the krogan are that species that blew up a moon for a piece talk
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Olkómac Crater: An unusually large, multi-lobed crater on the moon of Bir-Liahs (Sea of Stars), the homeworld of the linobir. Olkómac is not an impact crater; rather, it was formed during a parlay …
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Yeah, they ain’t the only ones. Just under slightly different circumstances.
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chiril-{n,m} and mezuar are not immediately familar to me? What do these refer to? What unconventional lifestyles deserve their own demographic rating?
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Mezuar have already been introduced as a species IIRC.
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If that is so, that's still unhelpful to me
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Ah, okay, they have a couple of mentions as being a kind of tree-hive-mind thing
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(Which makes it weird that they're labeled as "unconventional lifestyle" but also how do you take population-data on tree-hive-minds)
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@Archon With difficulty, and lots of hacks that people argue over. See here: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/04/19/population/ (edited)
DISCLAIMER: All population figures found herewithin should be considered provisional and contested. Ongoing controversies exist where the correct measurement of population figures is concerned, inc…
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And note, please, not unconventional lifestyle: unconventional identity , which is to say, identity which is not grouped into single minds with a neat boundary drawn around them for convenience of enumeration.
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Mezuar identity is fractal, inasmuch as the same tree can be part of several different mezuar persons at the same time, which can in turn be part of several different bigger mezuar persons.
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Chiril (originating in an a-life experiment at the Vector) have multilayered minds, some of which are body-embedded, some of which are body-transferable, and some of which apply only to clusters of bodies, and which arbitrarily recombine.
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The hacks to apply some sort of count to these are some of the least controversial. The seb!nt!at exist as a bunch of continuously fork/merging teleological threads which, due to their substructure, exist in a quantum superposition of states, and thus arguably a simultaneous quantum superposition of people . We're not exactly snoutcounting, here. (edited)
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Also, to clarify some other things that I'm about to mention in comments: This is a count of embodied population. If you were wondering why there aren't a lot more digisapiences, this is why - that, and once people go for The Big Upload, it's increasingly meaningless to draw lines between the people of machine ascent and the ex-squishies. In fact, the quiddity of perpetual infomorphs tends to get all kinds of fuzzy in ways that would make them very hard to count even if you wanted to. It also excludes certain special cases like the Ocean of Souls, the Singing Planet, and all expediters, coadjutors, exarchs, axis subminds, archai and other bits of the Transcend on the fairly reasonable grounds that their quiddities and thus identities are entirely beyond mortal-phase comprehension anyway.
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So like if you have a central digisapience who owns an apartment and habitually operates a trio of machine bodies that go off into different parts of the city. do they get counted as one person or as three people?
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And what situations might cause that number to change?
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Surely the only appropriate demographic measure is "the number of taxation accounts"
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2019 8:39 PM
Which should correlate reasonably well with the number of legally distinct people.
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Not really, there's a whole host of reasons for one person to have multiple accounts.
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Business owners for instance. I had to register a tax account with the state of Wisconsin to sell my books at a convention.
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2019 9:30 PM
within the Empire "number of citizenshares" might be a proxy, depending on how many people normally bother to do the whole thing
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Yeah, that's probably it
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MarcusAurelius 07/05/2019 9:31 PM
I’d think it’s a sizable majority of adults
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And for the eldrae at least, minors are a pretty small minority of the population. With immortagens and the general trends we’re seeing today, I wouldn’t be surprised if that carries through for the other species as well
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Yeah, I was using "Tax accounts" as a proxy for "Government keeping-track-of-people-for-legal-purposes" apparatus
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Share-numbers is probably a better proxy
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The trouble with counting citizen-shares to get the number of people is that you have to solve all the problems involved in counting people in order to determine who you will be issuing citizen-shares to, and in which numbers.
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so....... how do the weirder mind topologies buy their shares?
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Using a race-specific formula derived in strict accordance with the procedures laid down in manual URCS/OBDR-9432 "Protocol Design for Identity Token Management for Sophonts of Fractal and Collegiate Identity". What's in that manual? Buggered if I know. I'm not nearly as smart as the sophs on the Philosophically Hard Problems Working Group. (I mean, I could make some guesses, but I prefer not to commit myself to making the PHP-WG look like a bunch of baseline-grade idjits.)
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((For the mezuar, you could maybe hack together an approximation of the actual formula in which you count the smallest groves as individual sophs and represent the larger entities made up of multiple groves on the corporate person model using proxy rights, but that doesn't necessarily account for overlap, and so...)) (edited)
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(And in terms of appropriate demographic measures - well, that depends entirely on use. For example, people concerned with infrastructure like, say, life support or transportation routes just care about embodied sophonts, and in the former case, which embodied sophonts. People in charge of building out bandwidth or doing thermal management, on the other hand, definitely want an idea of infomorph count and their geographic distribution.)
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MarcusAurelius 07/06/2019 3:47 PM
Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue, salve, χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, laipni lūgts, and oh yeah, welcome
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sdschildberg 07/06/2019 3:48 PM
Discord needs a feature to allow servers to use custom welcome messages
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MarcusAurelius 07/06/2019 3:51 PM
eh, This server is slow enough I can usually get that thing in before anything else is posted
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Bots can do that.
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I mean, ish.
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MarcusAurelius 07/06/2019 8:59 PM
Yeah, I guess the boss could program cyfnos with it once he gets through the backlog
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 4:14 AM
Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue, salve, χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, laipni lūgts, and oh yeah, welcome
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 4:15 AM
I suppose it's easier to welcome someone if it's the second time in a day.
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Less scrolling :V
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 4:15 AM
I don’t scroll, I use the search function
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 4:15 AM
less, uh, searching, then?
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since it's just there
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MarcusAurelius 07/07/2019 4:19 AM
Nah you were right this time, I just had to scroll
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WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!
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Weird to have three new users in quickish succession.
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0111narwhalz 07/07/2019 5:31 AM
Yeah, did someone famous mention us or something?
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Fáilte, 欢迎,bonvenon,bienvenue, beinvenue, salve, χαίρε, ようこそ, karibu , добро пожаловать, tervetuloa, willkommen, laipni lūgts, and oh yeah, welcome
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Since Marcus is asleep right now :)
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What if they are the horsemen of the apocalypse, and the fourth is yet to come?
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2019 7:02 AM
how is that relevant to the eldraeverse?
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If they arrive within a few hours of each other, something is obviously up. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/07/2019 7:04 AM
that something is generally "someone moderately popular recommended the series"
07:10
Three discord links
07:10
"Someone posted a link on another server"
07:10
Seems much more plausible
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We could ask them.
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As He Who Hath Access To Site Logs, I can say that two of them were click-throughs from said site.
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I just realized that the Most Probable Win Scenario for Galactic Empire vs Empire of the Star is similar to the Most Probable Win Scenario for the IoM: Use their biggest guns, use them right away, and don’t telegraph their blows. Except maybe even more so because SW FTL = Long Gun Hax.
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Or am I wrong?
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Do the eldrae have any legends of demigod heroes along the lines of Gilgamesh or Heracles?
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Or do they just become eikones through sheer awesomeness?
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Giving the availability and ease of backing up mindstates or recovering them, including the ability to easily treat PTSD; Are the horrid effects of war and the fear of dying nullified by any degree?
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In general I assume people would not opt to do do such
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You'd be looking at more conventional psych-surgery and therapy
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Since the price of avoiding PTSD by backup is losing the entire traumatic period
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0111narwhalz 07/09/2019 4:33 AM
I expect that the fear of death is somewhat transposed to fear of unmaking.
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And everything after
04:33
Yeah, I assume in general fear of death is lessened
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MarcusAurelius 07/09/2019 4:34 AM
but, war is still expensive, damaging, and fundamentally entropic, aka heretical
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War's horrors cannot be escaped by deleting your memory of them
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0111narwhalz 07/09/2019 4:34 AM
Since you can actually repair damaged mindstates, you can just remove the traumatic-ness of the incident and preserve the lessens you can learn from it.
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Not trivially
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But yes, regular therapeutic methods + psychesurgery is a more sensible route
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0111narwhalz 07/09/2019 4:36 AM
Remove some of the emotional ties and you can consider it with something closer to analytical detachment.
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That is based on a radically oversimplified model of both PTSD and memory-storage
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0111narwhalz 07/09/2019 4:37 AM
It is.
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(My general understanding is that PTSD is damaging primary for the way it influences your automatic and emotional response modes, moreso than it's specific associations)
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0111narwhalz 07/09/2019 4:38 AM
Ah, even better—that's a different channel than the memory itself.
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I assume that some mix of modern therapeutic methods, ones which have yet to be discovered or refined, and psychesurgery can deal with the problem
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But also am bloody sure I'll look like a prat trying to figure out the details of what the psychesurgery entails
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Morgrim Moon 07/09/2019 4:44 AM
PTSD can be avoided or sharply mitigated in humans by timely application of Tetris
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I think eldrae will have it pretty sorted without memory wiping
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I mean
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Most of the problems with PTSD are, by definition, not solvable with timely applications
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Because they represent years or decades of terrible shit
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That couldn't rightly be avoided
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Or if it could
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Would be better solved by cutting out the root
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i.e. getting people out of abusive situations and so forth
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But yeah
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People can recover now
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Given the differences both in how the imperial road network works, as well as in the attitudes of the police-equivalents to the citizens; does the Empire have anything that we would recognize as a "traffic stop", and what situation would be required for that to happen?
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does police showing up to the scene of a collision count as a "traffic stop" in this question?
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( I suspect not ) (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/10/2019 5:26 PM
I feel like a lot of the more routine ones (Brake lights out, missing plates and such) would be handled via electronic message of some sort, not pulling them over
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2019 5:46 PM
Mostly I expect they'd be handled by the vehicle's own diagnostics—it would just take you by a parts store with the relevant components in stock on the way to your destination.
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MarcusAurelius 07/10/2019 6:04 PM
eh, sounds a little controlling for the empire. Probably more along the lines of a popup on their main screen/the drivers AR overlaying saying something along the lines of "please fix this within the next few days, or you'll be denied by most of the odocorps" or something along those lines
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2019 6:05 PM
Nah, automatic repair part acquisition is a feature.
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Maybe you could ship the replacement part in by drone or something and possibly hotswap it.
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2019 6:06 PM
I mean, I'm sure they have fully-automated simple fixes.
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MarcusAurelius 07/10/2019 6:10 PM
yeah, but automatically detouring is a bit too much agency for the car IMO. As an option, sure, but not the default
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2019 6:12 PM
"oh my brakelights are out I'd better get that fixed while my owner is busy" might work better
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"I've noticed your brake light is out. I can take your vehicle to your preferred service location tomorrow while you are at work. I have an appointment provisionally booked; the work should take 20 minutes including travel and cost 5 estyn. Shall i go ahead with this maintenance?"
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"please note that failure to maintain your vehicle is a violation of your terms of use by your current set of roadway providers and may result in increased costs of use and/or denial and/or termination of access."
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Morgrim Moon 07/10/2019 7:18 PM
for actually getting stopped, that'd probably be more "there has been a release of [nasty] in this area, with the potential to cause [brief summary of consequences]. For more information please see [link to detail]. Complementary decontamination services are being provided. We apologise for any delays, and expect they shall be no more than [time]. If you wish to submit your details for compensation, please provide them [here]"
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Rather than auto-detouring, it probably drops you off at your destination and then goes to locate a mechanic
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On the topic of PTSD, let me note here that PTSD cannot be cured by memory redaction alone. At best, it'll stop you from having specific flashbacks or hallucinations dependent on this memories, but taking away the memories doesn't remove all the changes the experiences carved into your mind-state. You'll have all the rest of the symptoms, just without knowing why . You're going to need some holistic psychedesign to actually cure it. (Or you can perform a full rollback, but that's basically committing suicide to replace yourself with a younger version.)
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Also removing memories fails to deal with why people get PTSD: it's because they have confronted something in others or themselves that they don't know how to process. All memory redaction can do is put you back to the naive state you were in before. That isn't solving the problem
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Yeah, Tron was talking about a full rollback
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Uh
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A full rollback of the trauma of dying
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Thats a weird way to put it ian
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And knowing that death isn't final
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Not super sure I agree
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that your comrades won't stay dead
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Morgrim Moon 07/11/2019 9:50 AM
gernerally the events immediately AFTER the trauma are far more important to whether you develop PTSD than the trauma itself
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But the very fear from being shot at is still a problem
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/11/2019 9:51 AM
If your fear response is strong enough, you can also get PTSD from some really weird things.
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and there is a thing called "Shell Shock"
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It's mostly damage to your stress responses, isn't it?
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Morgrim Moon 07/11/2019 9:51 AM
shell shock IS PTSD
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wait, I just realised
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its PTSD before it was classified as such
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same as soldiers heart
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... yes, tron
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(or possibly just a localisation to PTSD in a specific time and place and type of trauma)
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And ditto with the Roman model of haunting
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/11/2019 9:54 AM
Shell shock can also be TBI from the actual explosions, but in its casual use, it's synonymous. "Battle fatigue" is pretty much the same thing.
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Yes, one of the symptoms is lethargy
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@Ian Bruene For the most part, the only things you're going to be pulled over for there by the constabulary is if a priority warrant for your arrest hits the 'weave, or if the road-grid reports that you appear to be engaging in what Schlock calls Manual Operation Under the Influence. (Odocorp monitoring may also want a word if you appear to be leaking, or may soon suffer from a loose cargo incident.)
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Enderminion 07/11/2019 2:35 PM
MOUI carries the Death Penalty
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On Earth at least.
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On maintenance, and so forth - typically, as soon as the diagnostics pick something up, the vehicle orders a replacement part, it gets shipped to your home, and one of your utility spiders installs it sometime when your house knows you are least likely to need it right then. You may notice whenever you get around to reviewing the logs, but it's not like you have to.
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Makes sense there's some proactive pre authorized proccesses set up that way
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/11/2019 6:50 PM
Esitariel does have a point though
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BluejayHurricane 07/11/2019 6:52 PM
I would personally like a notification, but if you trust your muse, I could see why it wouldn’t be necessary.
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Enderminion 07/11/2019 9:20 PM
the F-35 orders replacement parts by itself, doesn't install it though, and requires good relations with the United States
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MarcusAurelius 07/11/2019 10:49 PM
IIRC ALIS doesn't have ordering permissions, it's essentially just a very smart diagnostic system
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There was still automatic ordering.
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But it is a very smart diagnostics system.
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Then there was the time the F-35 summerly ignored a training radar system.
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MarcusAurelius 07/12/2019 1:01 AM
yup
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the F-35 has meme tier sensors and sensor fusion
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and because of her crazy good radar, also crazy good ECM
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googles for the case, finds 2016 article on buggy radar software whooop.s
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MarcusAurelius 07/12/2019 1:02 AM
stuff always has bugs
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but IIRC it was RWR being too smart
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In the training case, yeah.
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(Radar Warning Receiver, for everybody else.)
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MarcusAurelius 07/12/2019 1:04 AM
and I'm still pretty sure ALIS can't order on it's own, it just automatically syncs with the maintenance database, which isn't quite the same thing
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And I can't find a report on the event.
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(God, stuff like this ought to make for "fun" OPFOR simulations in the Eldraeverse.)
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One wonders if the Eldrae playing OPFOR ever get frustrated with constantly getting outtech'ed and thus outfought.
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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The IMS makes quite the point of training against equivalent-tech OPFORs even if it has to make them up from whole cloth. (edited)
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"If you don't lose at least half the time, you're not learning anything."
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2019 1:52 AM
Do species uplifted by eldrae use the same naming structures? I need a name for a dar-raven (on phone, will look up proper species name later; I keep getting the raven and octopus uplift names mixed up)
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They have their own, and let me get back to you on exactly what it is.
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2019 4:21 AM
Alright, "call me [nickname I like]" it likely is. (I randomly decided I wanted to make a shell seller/maker one) (edited)
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But what about capability disparity ingame? (edited)
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@Morgrim Moon IIRC you are looking for dar-vorac.
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But I’m not totally sure on that.
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Uplifted Animal: Quite a few, in the interests of adding people with different points of view and abilities to the population (see: Intelligent Gerbil).  Of the greenlife – and therefore reco…
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Are there any materials in the empire that were once valuable, but not anymore, yet have enough cultural weight to still be seen in a different light? Hypothetical example: Gold accretes cultural significance, becomes cheap junk, but gilding something is still see as a step on the way to quality. (ignoring the physical properties for the moment) (edited)
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ok that was probably a bad example...
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Morgrim Moon 07/13/2019 9:42 AM
Orichalcum? It's mentioned as signifying the Imperial Couple because nobody could forge it in the past and it had to be scraped out of Precursor artifacts, but in the modern setting they can make it in nuclear furnaces
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And yet also an accurate example.
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Hey, how many really old Eldrae are there still hanging around?
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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Like Empire-founding/that time with the waterfall era
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2019 2:58 PM
@Archon Wouldn't that be like the Antediluvians from Vampire
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@Archon Probably a few thousand.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/15/2019 3:09 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ But, generally benevolent, or at least solidly nonevil.
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That's from the founding. The Drowning was rather earlier, and I don't believe there's anyone left from that era.
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Okay, cool!
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Happy 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 liftoff!
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In things I learn about today (yes, I don't follow the news much), this apparent new idiot-celebrity-inspired trend of people filming themselves tainting food in the grocery store with their fluids, then putting it back on the shelves. In 'verse cultural notes: this sort of thing is a thrown-out-the-airlock offense, I'm quite sure. You don't fuck with the life support, you don't fuck with things proximal to the life support, and you don't encourage other idiot savages to fuck with things like that either. The antiriot will call on you shortly.
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Don’t even ask about the shoplifting subculture
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(If the antiriot somehow misses you, the legal charge is "sabotage endangering life", for which the penalty is being thrown out the airlock. But all official, like.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2019 5:34 PM
what about the Tide Pod Eaters
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(oh wait, the action is probably its own punishment)
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That teenage dare that went out of fashion in three months?
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Eldrae don’t have “generations”
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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I've got to fix that.
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It was the start of a sentence
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Bugs™
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And in general, you're allowed to do stupid things to yourself. Although the punishment, such as it is, for Tide Pod Eaters is that if you end up requiring emergency medical treatment, everything is on your own bill.
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And when I say your own bill, that may involve spending the next more than a few years indentured to the local burger-flipping corporation to pay off all the costs your special stupid incurred.
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(As a side note, by and large, goods sold in the Empire don't bother with tamper-proof packaging, because people are expected to behave in a manner concomitant with a civilized society, and those who violate the common agreement to that effect can be and are kicked as far out of it as necessary.)
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What about child-proof caps?
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Also a no. It's another way to solve a problem for a few at the cost of making life more annoying for everyone, so.
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(Also, people who are in the habit of leaving their dangerous drugs lying around where children can get at 'em are very unlikely to be able to self-sign enough tort insurance to qualify as not-children themselves .) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 7:19 PM
also those 'child proof' caps tend to be easier for children to open than adults. They keep out toddlers... and also anyone sufficiently SICK
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Yep.
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 7:21 PM
I have hypermobility, I tend to dislocate a finger getting those things open
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I know of someone who's kid was an astonishingly good climber, and they'd left the medicine where they THOUGHT was well out of reach and she managed to parkour thru the kitchen to steal it, and had to get her stomach pumped. So the new solution was teaching the kid that if the kid hands over pills, of any sort, she will never get in trouble. Instead, she will get chocolate. Chocolate is tastier than random pills, and they got to learn exactly how cunning she was getting into all their childproof places
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MarcusAurelius 07/16/2019 7:29 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ tide pod eating was never really a thing. Single digit confirmed cases happened during the couple of months it was memed about.
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I am filled with a sense of "this is why they make lockable pillboxes".
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 7:30 PM
and then keep the keys on your person; the lockable box was attempt two
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Indeed.
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though, in a literal sense, i suspect that there aren't all that many pill bottles around
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i'd figure you'd just go to your in-house autodoc
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Morgrim Moon 07/16/2019 7:37 PM
oh you mean in verse
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yeah in verse
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Mostly for situations where you might have to take the stuff with you, in the modern era, anyway. But speaking for all history here, belike.
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oh, fair point
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 9:25 AM
seconds the fist-shaking at the combo of childproof pill bottles and EDS.
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2019 9:26 AM
ouch, that's worse than my collegen glitch
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 9:29 AM
I've got hEDS/Type III, but the orthopedist told me that I'm right on the borderline between benign-hypermobility and "true" hEDS. So, not that bad. Still, WTT for a shell lacking this bug, PST? Dislocated knees are not much fun.
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("benign", they say, like it doesn't cause any problems. Furrfu. But terminology is sometimes overbroad.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2019 9:32 AM
this sounds weird, but if you're young keep up your flexibility. With mine, my muscles locked up to stabilise the loose joints, which is causing me significant health issues. If you keep stretching you keep the muscles strong and avoid that
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 9:34 AM
Yeah, I have the same problem. I'm probably not too old to mitigate it, but at 39, I'm stuck with some of the damage for sure.
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(Especially now that I'm out of the military - they forced me to stretch regularly, but OTOH, running on the decks of a destroyer is very bad for the knees)
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2019 9:35 AM
yeah, you're a bit older than me. We're stuck with mitigation
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2019 9:36 AM
This, see, is why I'm strongly in favor of all things transhuman - let me put my mind in another body, or come up with the tech to fix this one 😃
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(Also, mortality sucks, but we all know that, ya?)
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2019 9:36 AM
I mostly want diagonstic tools damnit
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Giving the availability of powerful lasers, and assuming a need for a craft that can get to a certain place in as little time as possible; Is there such a thing as a"Rapid Response Craft" to deal with intermediate, but not system-wide threats? (edited)
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@everyone TODAY IS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE APOLLO 11 LANDING OH MY GOD (edited)
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@Overmind put that in announcements plox
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Random Question of the Morning: What would you do if a Ring Dynamics Linelayer was discovered just beyond the orbit of Neptune? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/21/2019 9:43 AM
wonder why we haven't been watching the brilliant green star for 3+ years
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Oh right.
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Forgot about that.
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But What would you do if you spotted such a brilliant green star?
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Morgrim Moon 07/21/2019 9:45 AM
update my emergency food and water stash that I haven't gotten around to doing since I moved. I'm not worried about the star, I'm worried about the religious nutjobs
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Ah. Forgot about them (I do try to).
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Morgrim Moon 07/21/2019 9:47 AM
I'm sorry, these are probably not the answers you're wanting
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It’s all right.
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I, for one, welcome our new eldæ overlords
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@Morgrim Moon Weren't they outfitting the Linelayers with those new frameshift drives?
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Morgrim Moon 07/21/2019 7:06 PM
that's far distant canon though
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Yeah, but Sol's far enough from the Associated Worlds that they probably won't find it before then
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I did a Warhammer 40k-style intro for Eldraeverse: To be a sophont in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the coolest and most libertarian regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Remember the power of technology and science, for so much is unknown, soon to be learned. Remember the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim darkness of the far future, there is only AWESOME. There is no terror amongst the stars, only an eternity of progress and science, and the laughter of bemused eikones. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/21/2019 10:39 PM
"an eldritch horror is just a regular horror you haven't understood yet!"
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If a linelayer came towards Sol the Dominionist militias would say Armageddon was coming and go nuts, with any luck the government would finally take them seriously. The Mormons and Catholics would probably take it in stride. Half the UFO cults would kill themselves in an attempt to upload to the spaceship, the other half would start pestering them with radio transmissions. The Flat-Earthers would dismiss it as a hoax. No idea what the moderate protestants would do.
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2019 9:12 AM
blame 'the queers'
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Idea: A UFO cult tries to apply for Imperial citizen-shares and some of the duped initiates pass the lie-detector but the leader and his inner circle fail hilariously.
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However, their rejections do not make up for all the money they skimmed from the fund they set aside for buying shares, and the initiates with some brains left sue them.
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Morgrim Moon 07/22/2019 9:20 AM
honestly, the expedition would probably offer to help, if only by speedreading the local laws, cursing about them spectacularly, then loaning a lawyerAI
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So, I just told my dad about this setting, but I really don’t know how to explain it all that well.
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Libertarian Elves IN SPEEES
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Okay. That explains some of it, I guess.
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something that's probably a little difficult to get around is that there are some decent arguments against libertarianism out there, but as I see it there's a subtle detail in that those arguments are against baseline human libertarianism
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those ridiculous thought scenarios with a plantation owner having contractual borderline slaves, ridiculously poor working conditions, etc, they're not untrue, it's just that the average person gets the wrong impression:
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they get the impression of "libertarianism is bad"
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they should get the impression of "humans are bad"
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/22/2019 12:19 PM
They should get that impression anyway
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This species seems almost congenitally incapable of getting along
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pretty much, yeah
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i'm half convinced that the ideal form of government would be some sort of absolute dictatorship led by a carefully designed AI
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for humans, anyway
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I was going to say something, but it seems kind of politicky after reading it to myself...
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on the same basis that we insist that children be guided by, and controlled, by parents until certain ages
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Earth is like something out of Lord of the Flies; a bunch of people who demonstrably should not have complete autonomy and self governance, on the basis of incompetence and incapability, but due to sheer circumstance they do have it
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Could we get the dolphins to rule over us?
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i'd vouch for them
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I guess in this scenario, democracy is sort of a weird intermediary of freedom, between the extremes of human-led dictatorships (which end badly due to a small group of humans spreading awfulness to a huge group), and anarchy or high-personal-autonomy governences like libertarianism. Democracies/republics spread out the power massively, usually with a ridiculously complicated and obtuse method of distribution, making it really hard for anyone to take advantage for themselves specifically. Anything decisions that actually manage to occur are, at the least, reasonably likely to benefit most people.
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so the issue i see with reconciling a viewpoint like this with someone who isn't familiar with this line of thinking, is sort of separating out the human factor
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a lot of people don't realize that, hey, not all intelligent beings that might make government systems have to be similar to humans
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it's why you get shows like star trek, where if it wasn't for the makeup and costumes, most of the alien races could be mistaken for some niche human culture from some corner of the globe
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Basically: Humanity is psychologically incapable of getting along, and in the rare event that we do get along, we inevitably become the Imperium of Man from Warhammer 40k
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pretty much
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the risk i'd want to avoid is having them think in terms of "these guys are like humans", and then that leads in to the obvious counterpoints like "Negative Externalities!" or "You want people to sell themselves into slavery?!"
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and that wouldn't be such a big deal if you could continue discussing and clarifying that, but often you can't
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if you go too far too quickly, you risk them mentally filing you away in the "hopelessly crazy" pile, and that's a deep pile to dig out of. And you don't get a shovel.
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I'm not sure exactly how to go about it. Maybe lead with how different Eldrae are, their recognizable-but-alien psychology, and then go into detail about what sort of society and governance they created for themselves?
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or just go with the simple option and explain that core idea: take all the critiques of libertarianism and create an alien psycology where they cease to matter.
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that could work
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personally i'd just avoid calling it the "L" word
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politics is a dangerous subject
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if you describe their government and why it makes sense, they might come to the conclusion of "hey, that sounds like Libertarianism". But at that point, they already understand why it makes sense
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if you lead with "hey, here's this cool Libertarian alien race!", you risk them immediately labeling it a political, politically-driven, politically-derived, etc thought experiment, and it very quickly becomes a stealthy ingroup v.s. outgroup situation (edited)
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and that's bad.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/22/2019 12:59 PM
@Tassadar why
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2019 4:02 PM
>sudden deeply personal question
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[Tronzoid intensifies]
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/22/2019 4:09 PM
but seriously Why
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That statement came from outta nowhere
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And I'm like why would you tell him? He could be an avid SF reader but odds are he is not
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Who knows? he might be interested!
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Any large RVs rollin' the Empire roadways? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/22/2019 5:41 PM
Probably even more ostentatious ones than today.
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I have this picture in my head of an RV large enough to hold not one, but several sports cars and maybe a few smaller RVs for the smaller, more complex roadways
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They have flying, self-guided cars with minibars you know
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Politics is in fact, a forbidden subject on this server.
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so #philosophical-holy-wars is for actual philosophy discussions, not politics
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 11:53 AM
there was a politics channel. It was take out back and shot, for good reason
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Now now, it got sent to a farm upstate where it is enjoying it's retirement :p
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MarcusAurelius 07/23/2019 12:09 PM
it got deleted, my dude. not even the ashes are left
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it was sent to the Vets office glue factory
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Got its shots, as it were (edited)
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@Unknown Not sure what the lasers have to do with it. That's a standard role for a 'can - frigate or destroyer type. Fast and effective, with a little help from pre-placed AKVs.
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And while a frameslip drive isn't quite so bright as a launch laser or lighthugger pion drive, the frameslip is visually distinctive and fascinating. Not so much the photon bleed, which is merely conventional radiation, but the weirdness that an approaching frameslip looks like it's getting further away .
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That's FTL for you
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0111narwhalz 07/23/2019 11:24 PM
You can't see it until it arrives.
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And then it goes away—but it's still there.
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Incidentally, @KAL_9000 , here's what I think the full WH40K intro riff would look like:
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It is the dawn of the Ninth Millennium. For nearly a hundred centuries the unbroken line of the Imperial Couple have sat upon the Dragon Throne. They are the executives of the Empire by the free contract of its three trillion citizen-shareholders, and sovereign over twelve score worlds by their own will and merit. They are the chosen of their people’s self-created machine deities, haloed in the power of transcendent computation. They are the line of Alphas and Seledíë, those who first brought the galaxy order, progress, and liberty. Yet even beyond the Empire, Their benevolence is felt. The matchless fleets of the Imperial Navy roam the ten-thousand stars of the Associated Worlds, their paths forged by stargates, the only swift route between distant stars. Vast populations live lives of peace and contentment on uncounted worlds beneath the Empire’s protective cloak. Even beyond these, their comrades – the bold scouts of the Imperial Exploratory Service – roam, forever seeking the knowledge of new worlds and the friendship of new peoples. But for all their striving, the galaxy is vast, and there is so much yet to know… To be a sophont in such times is to be one among unimaginable diversity. It is to live in a world shaped by freedom, harmony, and vaulting ambition. These are the tales of those times. Revere the power of technology and science, for so much is known, and so much can be done. See the promise of progress and understanding fulfilled, for in this bright future there is only awesomeness. There is no more darkness lurking among the stars, only the promise of eternity, and the laughter of delighted gods. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:12 AM
>matchless Huh, I thought the Vonnies on paper at least were a close match
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Portentous, ham-stuffed intro quotes aren't given under oath, y'know.
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QDBing that
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(Ain't like there aren't a few people in the rest of the Worlds who'd contest a few other parts of that self-image, after all. 😃 )
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QDB?
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Quote Data-base
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Or rather, 30k line long .txt file
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Aha!
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34k rather
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I post that under the title "hopebright". I guess I may have a name for my genre, now.
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Although it occurs to me that it could equally well be described as "Everything's shiny, not to fret."
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@Buggy As a side note, today I read an (amazingly, non-political) article in the NYT concerning safe deposit boxes, and how unsafe they actually are, inasmuch as the banks can disclaim basically all liability for losing your stuff, even if they did so by breaking into the box and sending your stuff to storage, where it got lost. And said disclaimer tends to include - for a product that is basically a safe inside a bank vault - that items are left at owner's own risk. And yet not one human, apparently, has taken a look at the contract for renting one of these things and said, "Well, it would appear that these clauses here are a confession of gross incompetence, negligent laziness, or criminal intent. Would you care to enlighten me as to which before I take my business elsewhere?"
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 12:37 AM
Or they have and got told politely to pound sand. [Raises hand] (I need to buy myself a disaster proof personal safe)
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The Eldraeic take-away from this and similar instances of human behavior with regard to binding agreements is that most humans probably don't qualify as non-minors by their standards, and more to the point, shouldn't, because they're just hilariously irresponsible. As such, they'd be the first to agree that they'd make a right pig's breakfast out of enlightened libertism, but with the caveat that much the same would be expected of any other government form, too.
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@Morgrim Moon Or that, yes, but that would seem to be a very small minority group.
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Paypal is much the same
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Their terms and conditions disavow all responsibility for the safety of your money (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:43 AM
@Overmind the /tg name for the opposite of “grimdark” is “noblebright”
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(Or at least, that's the impression I got looking at it as a lay reader)
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Yeah, but do we want to adopt /tg terminology?
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Esp when that has a bunch of specific implications
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WRT what they mean by "noble" and "bright"
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:44 AM
/tg is one of the least problematic of the boards, and I’ll post the axes in a sec
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I'll give to them being the least problematic 4chan board
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But that's still the same as being the least smelly sewage plant.
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(In fairness, it's hard to avoid these things entirely when the vast majority of humanity is apparently willing to sign any silly-ass contract put in front of them unread, but an actual contractual culture -- Well, one of the things I concluded is that the trade negotiations, such as they are, would be kind of short in a first contact scenario. The kind of short that results from being told "Based on a brief examination of the terms on which you guys like to do business, that'll be hard currency, in advance, at the pad only, m'kay? Choice of law: ours.") (edited)
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There is no actual way around the whole terms-and-conditions thing
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Someone did the math and it'd be nessecary to spend 14 days a year reading them if you wanted to keep up
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And that's assuming you have the legal skill to understand them
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Ah. The way around that is to shoot the lawyers.
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Or the negotiating power to do anything about them when you have
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:48 AM
Yeah, there’s a reason the empire iirc essentially got rid of legalese
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(Yeah, I think the current mood is to assume that the evil bits won't hold up in court)
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 12:48 AM
I bailed on getting an eBay account because the terms and conditions are LONGER than War and Peace
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Well, okay, no. The way around that is to avoid setting up the incentives in such a way that complicated laws and contracts function as a wealth-creating program for the legal profession, thus encouraging the proliferation of more and more complexity to the point that you need a lawyer for even simple transactions.
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 12:50 AM
(And yeah, with the bank thing I asked about their fire protections, because here that's the big risk. Bank said they're not liable, if the branch burns down they won't pay for your birth certificate to be replaced. I said fuck that)
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These, after all, are the people who went the other way on the whole "ignorance of the law is no excuse" thing.
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Ignorance of the law is fundamentally guaranteed, these days (edited)
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Namely, making it clear to everyone that you can't have that if it's not possible for the hypothetical reasonable soph to know and understand what the law demands without having to blow a million currencies on professionals to explain it to them, and have the answer still be "Maybe. We don't know.".)
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I think you mean "fundamentally assured", Archon
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@Archon ...um.
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Missed a negation there
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Apparently as of 1927, all us federal laws fit into a single volume.
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:53 AM
Yeah, the downside of the common law/precedent system is it essentially forces the creation of a class of dedicated scholars to parse it
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 12:53 AM
Amusingly I got to invoke terms of a EULA once. EULA for a program said "if you don't agree to these conditions you can return it to the place of purchase for a full refund". Program wanted to install spyware claiming it was DRM. I said fuck no and returned it. They didn't want to give me my money back until I threatened them with the CCC.
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In the century-or-so since then, we;ve taken it to fifty volumes, and that's only laws, not regulations with the force of law.
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While the world has become a more complicated place since '27, I don't seriously think it's become that much more complicated.
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 12:55 AM
Part of it just the tendency to make a new law overriding the previous ones instead of editing them
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So we have multiple semi-redundant layers of laws
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Can't remember if it's come up, but did I ever mention the Great Clarification? There's an oblique reference to it in the Charter, but not by name.
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 12:58 AM
Could the average imperial (w knowledge of terran law+culture), with their augmentations, read and begin to understand a modern earth eula
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Broke: augmented space marines Woke: augmented lawers
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(That's their answer to the precedent problem. Among the Curia's judicial duties is to periodically go through the case law that's accumulated since the last Clarification and amend the statute law accordingly, such that there will never be more than a century's worth of precedent to deal with. Everything else will have been incorporated into the codex juris.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 1:02 AM
Ooh I like that
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:02 AM
Yeah, it seems like all the good parts of precedent law without the literal libraries needed to use it
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That sounds like a excellent plan if it's millienia-old traddition but impossible to implement otherwise
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:02 AM
No, it just takes effort
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There's an entire legal specialty or two which exists solely to wrangle foreign legal systems. 😃
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:03 AM
We already codify all our precedent, but we don’t put it into one source
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Morgrim Moon 07/24/2019 1:03 AM
Bits of it happen now; Australia's defacto couple laws is basically common law marriage precident solidified
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:04 AM
You have to deal with overlapping case law, overlapping, partially mutually-conflicting laws, Supreme Court rulings, bureaucratic regulations, and executive orders
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And at least we’re not England, where those libraries have to go 600+ years back
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The problem is the merging of logistics and the ten thousand powers who will see it as there best and last chance to get the law to swing their way.
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 1:04 AM
I mean we have legal systems based around common law running around for long enough for it to have passed into the mists of history
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:05 AM
That’s why the imperials did it with committees first, then expert systems IIRC
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Ah, committees, the clear response to a task of vast proportions and many details.
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I'm not saying it would be impossible
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Just that it would be the governmental megaproject for decades if not centuries (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:06 AM
Unless they did it continuously, and codified it every century
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 1:06 AM
Now we know what stellaris fsllen empires are doing! Awakening is the megaproject ending
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:07 AM
Which is a lot more doable when you immortal, contractually minded jurists
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 1:08 AM
Again: they have an alien mindset bc they are aliens (edited)
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That sounds like a excellent plan if it's millienia-old traddition but impossible to implement otherwise
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Ref my initial comment
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Once you have it down as a once-per-century part of the legal system
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:09 AM
As I like to say, “they look like humans, they’re related to humans, they aren’t humans” (edited)
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It's boring and normal and viable
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 1:10 AM
Still doable later, presumably the empire codified what parts of the laws of its predecessors it liked
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Not much of them I imagine, but some
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Well, they started out - and we're looking way, way back to the years shortly after 0, when we're all quill-on-parchment/brush-on-ricepaper-y, the whole unification of nations into the Empire deal called for the newly-formed Senate to spend its first years unifying the various disparate legal codes into something Charter-compliant that everyone could live with, and write it all down .
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After that, well, the Curia has an offshoot whose entire existence is devoted to keeping the corpus juris up to date with laws added, removed, or derived from precedent. They're only tasked to publish a complete new edition of the whole thing every century, but the work never stops.
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(Their other task, incidentally, is reviewing the corpus juris for obsolete and/or defective laws, and sending those periodically to the Senate with recommendations for repeal or amendment.)
01:23
Anyway. Other note to @Unknown , if you want to take your house with you on holiday, your "RV" is an airship. Much easier to fit all the comforts of home into one of those, y'know.
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@Overmind The laser grid energizes the ships onboard laser thermal rocket. Since all the power generation equipment is back home, the ship can accelerate much faster and carry more weapons. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:43 AM
The biggest issue with laser ablation propulsion, I think, is probably the widening of the feedback loop.
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Feedback?
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It can also be rendered helpless by the OPFOR you didn't see in an orbit that intersects your power beam. (Said OPFOR can be a cheap freighter with a second-hand solar sail stuffed in the hold.)
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Doesn't have to use the laser thermal rocket in combat, just needs to use it to intercept the threat. It can use a smaller propulsion bus to maneuver during combat (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:44 AM
The advantage of this design is that you can put your powergen and thermal rejection way over there, i.e. out of harm's way, right?
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Well, the only way you can get far enough away to be unhittable is by extending your range by a luminally-relevant distance.
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Which means your remote weapons are on the far end of a significant light delay.
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Which means their acceleration is at the far end of a delay.
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A Drake-class has a fusion torch that can hit 8.8G cruising, 11.1G flank, when laden .
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:46 AM
Which means they won't be able to dodge effectively, except by preprogrammed drunkwalking.
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The design is intended to hit hundreds of gees during the boost period.
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Which is to say - it'd be building for a requirement that doesn't exist. Maneuverability is not a concern.
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but drunkwalking is an issue, yes
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which is why I intend the design to be for police work
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:48 AM
uh? V:
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So, how much extra mass are you allowing for the paragravity equipment plus power supply needed to not turn into chunky salsa at multi-hundred g?
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:50 AM
I think the idea is that it's all solid-state?
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Well, that's no good for police work. Where would you put the boarding party?
01:51
If shooting them down is sufficient, just use a missile or k-slug.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:51 AM
Now, using laser ablation to position downrange refocus mirrors might be an interesting idea.
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The crew are uploads. Combat shells can be bolted on the ship
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Hardware ain't all that fond of 100g acceleration either, I should note.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:52 AM
Laser mirrors being 1. mostly inert and 2. entirely solid-state
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You'd need a very precise poking laser, though.
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Also, that's not a police spec. That's a military spec. A police spec requires the ability to do lots of things that aren't combat, like recon, rescue, paramedical services, hazmat cleanup, etc., etc.
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Packet torpedos seem to do fine at operating accelerations
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:53 AM
At which point, you may not find a whole lot of utility in having refocus mirrors in the first place.
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Let's say the design is an "Emergency Response Ship"
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:54 AM
Hectogee pretty much mandates "exactly zero moving parts"
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So unless you lock everything down really tightly with… I dunno, explosive bolts? you're not going to be putting motile shells on it.
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They are locked down with anything that will keep them being becoming compressed carbon alloy
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 1:56 AM
Packet torpedoes are presumably just solid memory with some sort of braking device.
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Another thing to bear in mind is that hitting 100+g in the inner system will set off all sorts of alarms at traffic control... the kind that tend to be responded to by heavy-handed defense grids. You're blazing out a Doppler signature that screams "I'm a missile! Shoot me now! Question the debris later!"
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(You can put cargo in a packet torpedo. The padding required to keep it intact, on the other hand, is... impressive. Often all-void-spaces-filled-with-diamondoid-foam impressive.)
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But it's transmitting it's location via tightbeam to the nearest communication platform...
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But then this assumes light lag won't cause communications and IFF issues (edited)
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It also assumes the system defense net is inclined to trust communications from things that are behaving like missiles.
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No way this thing can be used to transport medical supplies: It's hard to bolt down delicate medical equipment with all their moving parts without dumping them in acceleration gel (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:01 AM
What's the acceleration limit like on nanologicals?
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(I mean, yes, with sufficient verification and so forth, but all of that uses precious time you could be using to shoot down the missile , belike.)
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Same as it is for other complex molecules.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:03 AM
right, but it's not generally the molecules failing, right?
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I mean, in the sense that a structural failure of a beam is technically a failure of the bonds between one part of the beam and the other, yeah.
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Not usually, no. Which is to say, there is a gravity strong enough to denature proteins and shred DNA and otherwise rip apart cellular molecular machinery, but it's not one you're going to encounter unless you make a habit of close passes of giant black holes.
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But that's the sort of gravity you want to g-kill nanotech.
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This design can also be used to quickly intercept in-system threats that are difficult to kill with the intersystem defence grid
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:06 AM
Ergo, nanologicals could be a viable high-gee payload.
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...it can intercept things that can be intercepted by missiles. The defense grid has missiles.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:06 AM
anti-missile missile /o/
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anti anti-missile missile, etc.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:07 AM
(a construct matched only by electronic counter-countermeasures)
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Not meaning to pour water on your design, here, but I'm just not seeing what it's got that a laser-pushed warhead or AKV doesn't already have, and they've got plenty of those.
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The design is essentially a laser propelled AKV, although it could also carry a few AKVs along for the ride (edited)
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but yes
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 2:09 AM
so it's a laser-propelled AKV [bus]
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Yeah, that’s a standard deployment tech for AKVs and warheads, we saw back in “Burning of Litash”. The thrust pack’s just a bolus of propellant that you tickle with the pd laser grid.
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@Overmind hah! I'll be honest, I didn't realize that. I'm glad I don't keep anything in a safe deposit box.
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Granted, i'm not much better as far as contract reading goes; I don't even bother looking at stuff like software agreements, though I'd definitely bother with substantially more significant contracts
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but that's not so much because it's not important, but because you can sum all of them up in a few sentences: "You have no rights, you don't own this, and we can and will take it away from you at the first opportunity. You can't sue us and we have absolutely no responsibility to you. Have a good day."
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and as a corollary, this sort of thing is so consistent that if something serious happens and you actually end up in court, there's a decent chance that they'll just ignore the 'contract' and rule in your favor
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the general attitude of dishonesty and ludicrous agreements that you have to agree to to use, essentially, half of the services of modern life, means that there's almost no point in trying to take them seriously outside of things like mortgages or car loans (edited)
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of course, that doesn't mean that 'faceless businesses' or somesuch are the only entities responsible
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if people actually cared about this sort of thing, and raised a fuss when it happened, instead of stuff like banks not being responsible for losing the stuff you entrust to them being completely glossed over in the news
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then it would happen a lot less, and there'd probably be fewer "We now own your soul" contracts out there
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but sometimes i feel like there's not much point to being a exception, if the only way change would happen is if it was a norm. Though i guess that's kinda broaching on political there
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oh, shoot
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i just read the messages below the ping and you already said most of this
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whoops (edited)
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Okay, read through up to the current point
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(instead of just searching for the latest ping) The first thing that comes to mind with laser thermal subcraft is that you'd need a specialized main craft to use them, and they probably wouldn't be all that useful in combat. If your beam is strong enough for the craft to use (keeping in mind it has to be small enough to hold together at hundreds of Gs), it's probably strong enough to damage enemy armor instead of just imparting heat to the whole vessel. So with a normal craft you'd be close enough to cut them up instead of launching a specialized KEV. And if you had a specialized main craft with better lasers, sure you could power the thermal KEV at typical combat separations... but you could still use it to hit the enemy armor instead. So you'd be using it at distances where you can't do that because of light lag, except if the large enemy craft can dodge you, you probably aren't going to be able to keep a bead on your thermal KEV as it dodges and accelerates at a hundred G; not unless you stick a lot of tangle on it. (edited)
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so yeah, it'd probably be limited to other uses where you want to get a craft somewhere, and you want it there now, but it's not going to be shooting back (much). Emergency response, boarding, etc. Except, like you said, it looks exactly like a missile, so trying to use it for emergency response is liable to get it shot down.
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So we're left with... boarding? A handful of really specific situations where you want a missile, but you also want it to turn better than a tube with a cylinder of ablatives stuck on the back?
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I guess it could work as a specialized boarding package. You certainly couldn't run from it, so it could be part of the toolkit of some sort of vessel specialized for boarding soft but nimble targets.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 3:56 AM
Might be useful as an AMM.
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 3:56 AM
Antimissile missile.
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oh, yeah, good point
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 3:56 AM
Since missiles aren't likely to have guns on them.
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the advantage of having a entire laser-pumped engine system instead of a wad of ablatives is that it's much more manuverable, afterall
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 3:57 AM
And it might be easier to focus propulsion-grade intensity on a for-purpose collector than weapons-grade power on a bare missile. (edited)
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but at the same time, how useful are missiles in ship-to-ship?
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 3:58 AM
Quite, if you deploy them in sufficient bulk.
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yeah, but that's with a vessel backing them up and pumping heat into the target to soften them up
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KEVs without a vessel behind them are known as "chaff" or "mincemeat"
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i'm thinking you'd want to use these for intercepting missiles at range
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:00 AM
It should be easier to target a "friendly" missile than a hostile one, though I'm not sure that translates to the AMM actually being any more likely to hit than the beam.
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though, now that i think about it
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how do you dodge a laser at close range?
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:00 AM
About the only thing I can think of is the potential value of the larger, purpose-built collector.
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Mostly? You don't :V
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yeah, you'd still need a not-insignificant amount of light lag
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a phased array has no physical optics or such, with a streamlined sensor and control loop it could react really, really damned fast
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:02 AM
Also the potential value of delivering energy in a kinetic package, with all that implies.
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(specifically: all the energy comes out at once)
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eh, that's not such a big deal when focus isn't a issue
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and at the ranges where you can keep pumping the fighter, it probably isn't
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:03 AM
It could be, for the admittedly unlikely case of "we can't deliver enough power because the target is radiating it away too fast"
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Which is where slapping them with a kinetic weapon would be appropriate.
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but at these sort of ranges, the target can't. TBH, i thought that superconductors+reflective armor might be decent against lasers, but after reading up on it a bit it kind of isn't (edited)
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pulsed lasers with enough power behind them chew right through that
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:04 AM
Consider the spot size, though.
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yes, that's when they become useful, when the spot size is large enough due to distance
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:05 AM
A KKV can have a collector, say, half a meter broad, which may not be a useful spot size for causing direct damage to armor.
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but it has to dodge
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and given it's capabilities, it's doing that at hundreds of G
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:06 AM
Which is difficult to track.
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if you're close enough to keep a bead on that despite light lag, you're close enough to directly damage enemy armor
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:07 AM
Maybe they're only practical for low laser tech levels.
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possibly
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but if you're trying to fight the Eldrae with that sort of tech, you've alreadylost
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:07 AM
Alternatively, you may find it useful to have smaller apertures on your lasers.
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Which can be compensated for by the collector on the KKV.
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but the thing is
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the KKV is accelerating hard
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you can't make the collectors very big
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it has to hold together under that strain
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:09 AM
You could make it a sort of union of delta and paraboloid shapes.
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With a thrust tube suspended in the focus.
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hmm, maybe
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i'd have to do some actual math, see how well it'd actually hold up under 100+ g
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and that... hmm
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that'd depend a lot on the actual design
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:11 AM
Obviously some compromises would have to be made with the collector: at a certain point you're not gaining anything by adding more area.
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because resisting tension is a hell of a lot easier than compression
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:12 AM
Also, it's a lot easier to design a robust vehicle if you can constrain the expected thrust directions.
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I also anticipate these things being basically inert: no guidance, save for basic course correction.
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All major velocity changes would be initiated by the host.
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Which means it can know exactly where the parasite is at all times, at least in theory.
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(and it can make a decent guess in practice)
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That does cause problems with the feedback loop being excessively loose, but I don't think you'd be able to get any tighter with onboard control, because you still have to ride the beam.
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An auxilliary propulsor would be too costly, I suspect.
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but then that constrains the useful performance envelope massively
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or, the situations its useful in, w/e you want to call it
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a feedback loop that loose means you can't use it as a missile at range, you can barely use it as a missile in typical close engagement distances; they'll hit it with a slug or cut up the non-collecty bits before you even realize you need to dodge
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:19 AM
You'd probably use preprogrammed firing solutions with dodging baked in.
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but no matter what, it'd have to ride the beam, or stay very close
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:20 AM
Or at least precomputed by the beam delay.
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you could fit in a bit of thermal buffer, but not much
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i think that would constraint it too much at close range
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actually, hmm
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:21 AM
I mean, you're effectively just pushing it around on the end of a beam.
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i wonder how fast AKVs can accelerate
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:21 AM
You can't do anything while the beam's getting there, but you can plan ahead.
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but i don't think dodging solutions that can't react to the situation close to the enemy would work well
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with lasers and such, you just have to keep up a high and difficult to predict traversal
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but
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:23 AM
That's probably true.
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if you're at, say, 5 light seconds or somesuch
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that's 5 seconds of the target craft being able to manuver however they please, with you none the wiser
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:23 AM
Again, better keep your drunkwalk algos under lock and key.
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i mean, think of it this way
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if the target is using their main engines for a constant 10g
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then if they cut their engines suddenly, they'll be over a kilometer behind where you'd expect them to be with a 5 second light lag
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5 kilometers, by the time you manage to communicate this back to the KKV
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and i'm trying to find the distances given, but IIRC 5 light seconds is a normal "close" engagement distance
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:27 AM
Yeah, but if you somehow know how to expect such a change—as in, the target's drunkwalk is compromised—you could possibly reduce the possible phase space of the target substantially.
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I think 1ls was "knife fight," as in point defense on armor range.
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if your target's drunkwalk is compromised, they're fucked
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:28 AM
yep
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because you just predicted where they'll be, and put a slug that will tear them in half in that spot
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at close range, there's both KEVs and slugs going back and forth, so they're both actively dodging no matter what
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:29 AM
Alternatively, the relative cheapness and long lifespan of beamriders might allow you to saturate a space.
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maybe, but i get the impression that they'd be inferior to KEVs for that purpose
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:30 AM
For values of "saturate" which include "fill with buzzing swarm"
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KKVs you have to keep a laser on; that cuts into your thermal budget, and you want to saturate the enemy with them
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:30 AM
If you can keep a beam on that many vehicles, you can presumably also point all those pulses at the target.
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exactly
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:31 AM
ah
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Extremely specialist use: Force the target to take the maneuvers you want it to take.
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hmmm, maybe
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but i'm not sure if you could constraint them enough to be useful
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:32 AM
A target with contents which are valuable unexploded, which cannot shoot back effectively.
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You need it to go somewhere, so you don't just want to pull alongside and board it.
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that's... really specialized
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:33 AM
It's hilariously specialized.
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why wouldn't you just board it, at that point
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:33 AM
Maybe the crew smells real bad, I dunno.
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i mean, you need a dedicated ship for this setup to work, normal PD grids don't have the focus to pump a KKV at these ranges
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so why not just fly around a boarding craft instead
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@0111narwhalz One spacecraft is co-operating with the beamcaster, the enemy isn't
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:34 AM
Non sequitor, Tron
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cooperating or not doesn't help much, the beam constrains it so much that no matter what it can't effectively manuver at these ranges.
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To be fair; My idea was inspired by the HAKVs from Hegemony (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:52 AM
so we noticed
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It just seemed like such an innovative concept (edited)
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But really; Would a design like the HAKV actually work in real life? It just seems too good to be true (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:55 AM
"work?" probably
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Work, as in: "Be a viable combat deployment"
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 4:56 AM
but we've spent the last hundred lines or whatever discussing how it's probably not competitive with just straight up lasers
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Hmm, maybe we should run a few software simulations to confirm how well it actually does when exposed to combat environments (edited)
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But not many things you can use to run that kind of thing, unless you like homebrewing
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Off topic comment, but such a system would be generally useful for getting firmer numbers and statistics on combat environments and ship designs. If I could get up to scratch on Python coding, I could probably make an accurate enough system to simulate spacecraft combat and weapon mathmatics (edited)
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haven't actually used it though, so i'm not sure what its limits are
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COADE doesn't offer the required amount of parameters, although it does do thermal emissions, N-Body mechanics and power requirements pretty well. What it does not really do is simulate higher power drives that are not black-box modules, pulsed lasers or particle beams (edited)
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It also does not do high velocity impacts very well, nor does it accurately simulate scaling limits of systems, especially nuclear reactors, which use a homogenous model instead of a heterogenous one, which causes all sorts of additional problems
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It's a computer game, not an ultra-accurate physics simulator.
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i mean
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we kinda want the latter
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 5:17 AM
its byline suggests that it wants to be the latter
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it isn't a sufficient combat simulator
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And i think the dev's on hiatus
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0111narwhalz 07/24/2019 5:19 AM
I would be too, after writing that thing V:
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It stopped being updated a year's time ago
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@Unknown not every game is developed by paradox. They can't all support it for years after launch :p
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 10:23 AM
COADE is the most accurate game out there, but it has serious problems with the simulation. So, fun to play, closer than anything else, but not that much like reality
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also, beamriders can be used more like the ones in Hegemony, where the laser provides most of the Δv, and the bus has independent sensors and can help prosecute the target with onboard weapons with less light-lag
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1 light-second is the inner engagement envelope. That's the range most battles take place at, as that's when you start being able to reliably hit each other, rather than sniping at each other with long-range mass driver duels.
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Knife-fight range is under 1/10th light-second. That's the range you really, really don't want to get into, because by far the most common outcome of CQB is a mutual kill.
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(So there’s this trope which I missed when I originally put my list together (and which I will no doubt get to again in due course). It’s called Standard Starship Scuffle, and it pretty…
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@MarcusAurelius That's what my proposal intended to fufill: A craft that can be boosted to a location in a short amount of time.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/24/2019 11:03 AM
I always thought space battles would, in spherical cow land, start out as laser duels
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And then get closer if the participants mutually destroyed each other’s laser optics
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This is realistic-cow land, it isn't going to be as simple as that!
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Realistic, 4K, Unreal Engine 6000 Cow Land
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/24/2019 11:07 AM
Space combat is not really going to boil down to artillery duels if you have multigee acceleration however
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Cows don't slide along the ground, they loCowmotivate across irregularly formed hills
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/24/2019 11:13 AM
It seems to me like the combination of armor with high heat dissipation combined with focus limits makes it so lasers aren't especially likely to be decisive at long range, though it seems like that could change if your target didn't have superconducting armor, or if you could get around the focus issues.
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MarcusAurelius 07/24/2019 11:14 AM
@Unknown the problem is you were trying to advocate non-military uses for it, for which there are far fewer, particularly in the verse where you have full-size ships that can accelerate at over 10g
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I have the longest range fighting in my 'verse be mass driver launched missiles, just because light-lag is annoying enough that reliable hits at the light-minute range aren't going to be happening on a drunk walking target
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 5:37 PM
@Overmind how do "reality graphics" work, exactly?
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They trick the universe into seeing properties where there are no properties.
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Like programmable matter without the matter.
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sdschildberg 07/24/2019 5:58 PM
Someone over on the issac arthur discord was asking about hard light, and i wanted something i could copypaste over there
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A toast that very much suits the 'verse: https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2018-09-22
Daily strip for Saturday 22 September 2018
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Morgrim Moon 07/25/2019 10:38 AM
excellent
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MarcusAurelius 07/25/2019 12:04 PM
Petey is also how I imagine the Transcend interacting with some of its constituents
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He is probably my favorite depiction of an AI god
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Petey’s constituents are subsumed under the original PDCL personality. Athens only occasionally shows up to provide a metaphorical representation of his internal processes.
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MarcusAurelius 07/25/2019 1:23 PM
Yeah, but my particular point is how he found a roughly modo-sophont avatar to use for interactions with non super-intelligent entities
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hmm, I always kinda thought Schlock's tech was a little... weird
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they've had mature nanotech for ages, and "oh hey, we can just copy people's brains somewhere else" is a new and startling idea
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they have had AI for ages, and their rights seem...tenuous, to say the least.
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and somehow Petey and Co is the first AI to think "hey, why don't I just go exponential using some of the 99.9% of star systems that aren't even claimed, and do some good stuff on the side" (edited)
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Petey's pretty cool, and he's become a good example of a benevolent super-intelligent AI, but i'm a little surprised by the circumstances surrounding him
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Keep in mind that a teraport inventor only just recently slipped the Gatekeeper corporation’s grasp
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I think Schlok has a lot of -uneven- tech, where one group is often very much more advanced than others are
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MarcusAurelius 07/25/2019 3:21 PM
Yeah, it’s easy to forget that the wormgate people kept a lid on tech for ...millennia I want to say? To prevent another war
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i thought that was mainly just teraports, though
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though, i guess it would make sense if they were also targetting longevity researchers, etc
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MarcusAurelius 07/25/2019 3:41 PM
And I always got the impression that nanites were relatively new and poorly understood, and the “blood nannies” were decently old, but were kept secret
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Enderminion 07/25/2019 3:46 PM
Nanoweapons are in Karl's Backstory
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MarcusAurelius 07/25/2019 4:26 PM
Yeah, but that’s only 30 years or so back
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And it’s easier to break something than to fix and maintain it indefinitely.
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Not to mention that the UNS kept a lid on Project Laz’r’us until Schlock managed to save a backup of his memories.
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The great thing about brain rewriting technology is that it makes it easy to hide brain rewriting technology.
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0111narwhalz 07/25/2019 5:30 PM
What if basilisks are real, but they're all of the form of "basilisks are not real?"
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Please take a look at this informative infographic.
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Enderminion 07/25/2019 9:51 PM
interesting
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0111narwhalz 07/25/2019 9:56 PM
an infographic so unmemorable it actively prevents you from remembering it
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came across LIFA recently and thought of something. Imagine a band / parformance art where the band starts with primitive instruments and outfits, and as the show progresses transitions through various stages of musical history, culminating in whatever the modern day is. Reveling in both the historical roots and the progress. I think this would sell out anywhere it played in the Empire
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sdschildberg 07/25/2019 10:29 PM
Presumably with experts from most of the eras
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0111narwhalz 07/25/2019 10:29 PM
With as long as they live, each musician could be an expert throughout, depending on how they spent their time.
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MarcusAurelius 07/26/2019 12:36 AM
@Ian Bruene you’d like the concept of the Civ VI soundtrack then
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 9:32 AM
well, if you want to be space-amish, that certainly seems a place to do it. ...how do they get their space-caste UP there?
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They're descended from the ones who never went down.
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(Or from their other couple of worlds which aren't quite so restrictive.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 9:34 AM
ahh
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I find the idea of the advanced militaries losing to pointy sticks entertaining, although I'm also wondering how stupid can those military leaders be
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 9:36 AM
Its the deadliest deathworld. The locals, for their part, have just ground their way back into the bronze age
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 9:36 AM
I half-expect the defenders took the angle of "run and hide until all the invaders' shiny bits get eaten, stab them with spears while they're crying"
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Less snarky sources might have mentioned that they did at least try to give their forces ABCN protection, but Hotephny's lifeforms are sneaky and insidious.
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@Jade Nekotenshi The other thing to note is exactly how the local bacteria dissolve those metals.
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Perperoxides are also remarkably unfriendly to meat. Hell, peroxides are, so perperoxides? The definition of eep.
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...you don't want to know what happens when someone with implants lands there.
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 9:41 AM
The galaxy’s craziest wackjobs found the one semi-natural fortress world and set up shop there
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 9:41 AM
ouch
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have they been mentioned elsewhere? I did a quick search without luck
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Don't think they have on the blog. They came up here once, as I recall.
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That's a use for bio-space-ships
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Geeze though, pretty hostile
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they have been mentioned before as a group the Empire is friends with
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(And, uh, not easy to leave?)
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(Unfortunate)
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(I imagine a sect of reason-worshipers trying to figure out how to flee the planet)
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 9:45 AM
...very big hot air balloons to get you high enough for a scoop-and-scoot?
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Something like that, perhaps.
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Yes, I think that's possibly possible
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(Of course, your upwell friends are much smarter than you)
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(So you'd of course need to leave via following thier instructions, no matter how weird)
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 9:46 AM
@Overmind In that case, amend to "stab the survivors while they're crying", it would seem. (edited)
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Yeah, there's not many that leave Hotephny. It's a world for the really, really committed. And, to be fair to 'em, most of its population growth comes from immigration, since most parents in the Regresssion are committed to their ideals, including the one in which their children need to leave for a rumspringa in order to make a fair choice of commitment.
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.... so they don't have children because they couldn't leave fairly?
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Because the logistics of getting bronze-age people to not have children are non-trivial
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I guess if they had enough legacy bioenegineering
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They usually have children first, then immigrate. And yes, the population demographics are exactly what they sound like from that.
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 9:52 AM
eh, there's plenty of biological ways of handling contraception and abortion
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(What the article doesn't point out is that the big value of Hotephny to them, as well as being their prized purist jewel, is that it serves as a refuge. When the scary technophiles eat the rest of the galaxy and their other worlds, there'll always be somewhere that they can't go, and they'll be Safe.)
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 9:53 AM
Again, a fortress world
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Metal eating bacteria can't stop orbital bombardment
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Why bother though?
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Like, I guess some geonocidal fuck could
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But they're eldrae-allied
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If I got that right?
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A war of conquest couldn't be pursued
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You could bomb it to ash then teraform
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But why not find a world which is just ash and skip the murder?
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They're scared of a future full of too much tech
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Not of specific enemies?
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I don't know. Maybe luddites really piss you off.
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It's one of those uncomfortable informal alliances, but yeah. The Empire respects people willing to live by their principles come what may - and while they're anti-tech, the Regression is full of otherwise Quite Decent Chaps - and thus folks in general know that messing with the Regression may make people a lot meaner and with more shiny futureguns all kinds of cranky.
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we are talking about planning for a situation where the "scary technophiles eat the galaxy", with the implication that the Empire isn't protecting them anymore
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The empire is the scary technophiles
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exactly
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While not the only one, the Empire is close to #1 on their list of scary technophiles. Like I said, it's an uncomfortable alliance.
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Okay, so the core point here
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Rock beats Laser. If you have an entire star system at your back, and if your opponent merely wants to take your stuff intact.
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Of course, on the other hand, it's also close to the bottom on their list of scary technophiles, because everyone in the galaxy also knows that their word is good and they're scary-serious about matters of consent.
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Is that most of the time people don't cross interstellar distances to commit genocide and when they do they are everyone's problem
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/26/2019 10:01 AM
Yes, that - I get the impression that those who just up and grease entire planets because they're offended by the faces of the people thereupon tend to find that the rest of the Worlds object most vociferously. With devices in the hundred-petajoule range. (edited)
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again: you aren't planning for business as usual: you are planning for SHTF refuge. Someone or something bombarding your worlds to slag is absolutely on the table
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They're worried about all the galaxy to turn into scary postsoph technophiles, not for it to suddenly acquire a taste for Omnicidal Mania.
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if that part hasn't changed then they don't need the refuge
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Morgrim Moon 07/26/2019 10:08 AM
even a hemoginising swarm might pause at "okay everything I have will get eaten and I can't figure out how to get the matter back"
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They are not worrying about the end of the world as we know it
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They're freaking luddites!
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The fact that we have spaceships is a worrying developement
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The fact that we're making better ones is doubly so
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:09 AM
They happen to be sitting on a planets worth of tailored heggiebot b gone
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What they want is a quiet place for people-like-people to exist and not be surrounded by de[human]izing technologies. Hotephny is a place where, whatever the temptations or circumtances, those can't go . tl;dr They're not worried about physical invasion. They're worried about being chewed up and spat out by the cultural hegemony.
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I suppose that depends on how smart and determined the heggie is. Because turning the entire sky into a basilisk display isn't something you can effectively defend against without already having built sealed bunkers
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:12 AM
They just so happen to be somewhat secure against the former What goes on on their other worlds
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Much the same, but without the built-in natural defenses.
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Well, except for being in the middle of the Flaming Skies Complex, which is not desirable real estate for most folks this aeon.
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(Short version: it's a young star-forming region. Expect EM radiation, magnetic storms, and other things that make living there an expensive pain-in-the-ass.)
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:15 AM
Presumably they hire out URA whenever some Renegade decides to roll up. Cursed concept: relative to postsoph society, primitive can mean more than just sticks in the woods. A system where spaceflight, presumably by Orion, is far more adnvanced than medical/cybernetics could work
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and all of this is assuming that there is no Precursor tech waiting for a timer to go sprong!. For all they know they might be sitting on top of the Citadel, wondering why the keepers are suddenly acting wierd
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...or maybe they're just a bunch of harmless pastoralists living quiet lives in the ass-end of nowhere, not forcing their ways on anyone and mostly just wanting to be left alone.
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:18 AM
The empire does belive in the right for those that dont like it in there to go outside
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that is probably what they will be. But that is entirely seperate from their planning. They won't get devoured because the Empire will step in and say Nope. And if the galaxy goes to shit they either won't get eaten for the same reason, or nothing will save them.
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Which is not at all what their planning is about.
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Cultural. Hegemony.
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How would Hotephny natives leave for "rumspriga"?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/26/2019 1:05 PM
@Overmind I can't sympathize, but at least they don't try to beat anyone back into the Stone Age by force
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unlike certain other polities I could imagine
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Also, the Flaming Skies complex sounds a tad like the HL Tauri association
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Mm, sort of, yeah. It's the constellation that shares space with a whole stellar nursery like that.
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MarcusAurelius 07/26/2019 4:31 PM
@Morgrim Moon it’s not unprecedented, there were Spanish conquistadors that lost a fight to Stone Age forces with all their gear, just from superior tactics and use of terrain.
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@Zarpaulek it sounds more like they don’t have kids on world, the people who immigrate have already had them, and they come after the kids have left for rumspringa
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 4:46 PM
Presumably they signed the papyrus saying that they were OK with being stuck there w/o much capacity to return
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@Zarpaulek With great difficulty, many weird retrotech kluges, and some hazard. It's a situation best avoided, as @MarcusAurelius says, although by no means always avoided.
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hmm, Hotephny certainly sounds... challenging
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now i'm trying to think of workarounds
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:03 PM
Balloons and very long tethers
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electronics are bunk, but maybe photonics would play better? It's a lot easier to protect from incident photons
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i'm thinking the Galari may be okay, along with a lot of their tech that isn't metal-based, because it's mainly silicates. Unfortunately, they probably still use a lot of metal even if their spaceships are mostly gigantic (and very pretty) crystals
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maybe protective coatings? hydrocarbons are out, but there are resilient alternatives based on more reactive elements. PTFE is pretty damned inert
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barring that, if any of the rather more warm-'blooded' races like the chfsssc prefer to run their whole ships close to body-temperature, they might be fine. Good luck, carbon-based, water-solvent microorganisms, we drink molten silicates in this ship!
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granted, all this is ignoring the fact that the locals don't really want any sort of technology, and so there's hardly any good reason to go there aside from the challenge itself.
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:14 PM
Every once in a while a local decides to migrate to their other worlds, and they had to get there
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hmm, that's a interesting problem
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you need a disposable spaceship that also lets you transfer cargo, while maintaining a quarantine, and it can also get down from orbit and back
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while also lasting throughout the harsh local conditions
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:16 PM
Its culture theire afraid of
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well yes, they aren't afraid of tech
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:16 PM
Besides, its orginization sanctioned (and a big ol hit on the payroll)
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the problem isn't that they wouldn't permit a small launch facility that would let you ride freight or something else similarly unpleasant, but workable and easily disposed of afterwards
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the issue is that just about any such facility would either be ridiculously expensive, or it would quickly dissolve and/or oxidize
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so to get someone off of the planet, you need a ship, probably a disposable one (the alternative being trying to decontaminate it, thoroughly, because no one wants any of those things in their habitats) (edited)
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:19 PM
And due to a desire to control and limit comms contact, they would use ships Probbably organic or special mods
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organic-organic ships aren't quite a thing though; if nothing else, the pushy-bits are metal
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so i'm not sure there'd be a huge advantage over disposable metal ships
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sdschildberg 07/26/2019 10:20 PM
@Overmind didnt someone make a functioning organic drive?
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iirc there's two races, one of which prefers partially organic with metal... exteriors, i think, and another which tries to go full organic but still have to concede for things like fusion reactors or amat drives
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ah, yeah
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Eldritch Starship: Oh, there are a few. Take esseli starships, for example. Unlike the link!n-Rechesh (who would be another fine example), they know better than to try to grow fully organic starshi…
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don't see much about the link!n-Rechesh, though
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Just a theory, but would FTL communications destroy manned spaceflight?
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Morgrim Moon 07/28/2019 2:48 AM
er, why?
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:48 AM
STL communications and automation seem to be doing a pretty good job already.
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Morgrim Moon 07/28/2019 2:48 AM
the purpose of manned spaceflight is generally "you need a human at the other end"
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:49 AM
FTL comms could make the cases of "teleoperation isn't good enough" substantially fewer.
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Morgrim Moon 07/28/2019 2:49 AM
these days it's not as much teleoperation that's the issue, it's flexibility and dexterity
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We already have fast global comms. Is international travel slowing down any?
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(“Teleoperation is good enough” is what people tell themselves when external forces say they don’t get to go. Mm, delicious sour grapes!) (edited)
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Sour grapes?
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It's an idiom
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There once was a fox
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Who couldn't eat grapes
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And said "Well, they were probably sour anyway"
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One of Aesop's fables, I belive
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Morgrim Moon 07/28/2019 3:37 AM
yes
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also, FTL comms are definitely not cheap (edited)
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given that any such comms have to be shipped in, without FTL.
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and they're consumable, and have a unknown-but-probably-not-free manufacturing cost
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(granted in developed systems, you can use stargates for inter-system communication and only ship around tangle within the system)
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though, IIRC, you are kinda right in that a lot of travel is in the modern sort-of equivalent to teleoperation; namely, whoever you're hiring just sends a copy of themselves over the network to work 'in person'
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but I guess if you squint a little, that's also the exact opposite of teleoperation (edited)
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At least it would also make online gaming more responsive and allow for bigger matches. (edited)
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Honestly, I await the day FTL communications is available, because it would allow me to... (edited)
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1: Play TF2 with idiots on the moon (edited)
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2: Not have to worry about light lag induced communications lag with the server (Bandwidth and capacity of local infrastructure would still be an issue, though). (edited)
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Cmon, we all know we want to compete in TF2 against people on Mars
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MarcusAurelius 07/28/2019 10:12 AM
Yeah, that would be pretty awesome. We’d need to get the people there first though
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Can we take this to #random? I'm about to mention a universe where travel via mindcasting is faster than taking an STL ship
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/28/2019 11:08 AM
Also once we have ansibles Plutoposters won't hold up every gorram quest they participate in :C
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We won't be restricted to playing turn based games like chess
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sdschildberg 07/28/2019 11:40 AM
Well be able to post hq memes from everywhere
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We could also have reasonable interplanetary e-commerce
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sdschildberg 07/28/2019 11:43 AM
That requires casual interplanetary travel
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e-commerce
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Not cargo commerce
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/28/2019 12:16 PM
doubt
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How can you doubt the true power of FTL communication?
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Talking about ansibles; I'm uncertain whether you can make a tightbeam laser equivalent FTL communication system (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:30 PM
it's easy to doubt things
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Doubt something faster than simple photons?
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:31 PM
Among the easier things to doubt.
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Doubting it's potential if it does, indeed exist? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:32 PM
The way in which it would have to exist to fit in our universe would be extremely likely to make it not very interesting.
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Care to elaborate?
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If you mean communication wormholes, you can still do some pretty interesting stuff with them
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:50 PM
As in, utterly useless for actually transmitting information.
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You know, the "quantum entanglement is not FTL comms" thing.
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well, at least we still have wormholes
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:51 PM
Those don't necessarily actually let you go FTL either, at least not in coordinate time.
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I'm not entirely sure how bidirectional wormholes work, but the general idea is that of the three, FTL is the weakest.
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And any discoveries that allow FTL communications will likely change some aspects of known physics, unless it respects current laws (Such as alcu drives, but they require a buttload of energy to work and will likely crumple up the solar system you activate the drive in) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:57 PM
The correspondence principle states that new theories can't invalidate past results.
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(Goodbye, far-fetched universes with FTL based on discovered new theories)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:58 PM
So anything that does allow FTL information transfer must work based on physics that doesn't allow FTL information transfer under any pre-observed conditions.
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((Good riddance))
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 2:58 PM
We've observed a lot of conditions.
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Everything seems to point towards causality and especially relativity holding, with FTL left out in the cold.
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Hacks like the Alcubierre drive are likely to have weirdnesses which effectively kneecap them.
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Reducing them to sub- or, at best, transluminal drives.
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(things like requiring a line to be laid out ahead of them, which requires that they be effectively launched long before they actually leave)
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Yet we still gaze into the sky and wonder...
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:06 PM
Has something being impossible stopped us from wanting it before?
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Well, we have people who believe they can make the "one machine that will grant humanity perpetual motion power.TM"
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But we see them as crazy
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they are quite the crazy (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:08 PM
And if someone claims to have discovered faster than light information transfer, I will go into it thinking they have measurement error or are observing some other effect.
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but we still believe we can travel faster than light, yet it isn't seen as lunacy
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:09 PM
Like the "faster-than-light neutrino" thing a while back.
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This all said, the proper corollary to all statements of "this is almost certainly impossible" is "however, historically, we've been really, really bad at making reliable statements like that".
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:09 PM
That's true.
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Conservation of energy is a rock solid, no exceptions law of the universe, nothing can break it (edited)
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yet there is a chance that FTL may be discovered
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:10 PM
However, currently the pile of evidence for relativity and causality appears to continue to mount.
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Getting a bit philosophical here
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(me)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:11 PM
So "almost certainly impossible" doesn't seem to be becoming less right, at least not right now.
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It never does, until it does.
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I read somewhere that said the same physics that got us to the moon also tells us we can open wormholes
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haven't got the link though
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:12 PM
I mean insofar as it's all physics…
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(folks have done some shenanigans with poking quantum states of simplistic systems and gotten them to evolve apparently the wrong direction, but I don't think that quite counts as time travel)
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In which I declare theory to be like Jenga.
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If time travel were indeed possible, the universe would have collapsed into a foaming pit of rapidly changing timelines, interchronological wars and other general weirdity (edited)
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we have been historically bad at saying "yes, this is impossible", but I'd say we're in a much better position than we were 1,000+ years ago. A prediction (in the field of physics or such, not stuff like "we're going to have flying cars in 20 years!") is probably a lot more accurate.
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much more so than you'd think from the overall statistics
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i mean, heck, a lot of elementary particles are accurately predicted before they're discovered nowadays
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@Overmind Germ theory has a treble amount of evidence behind it
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:15 PM
(planets too)
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That's a standard cognitive bias in play.
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We can see the information advantage we have over the past, but not the information advantage the future has over us. Thus we overvalue the former relative to the latter.
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:17 PM
We have reasons to believe what we believe, and they look like pretty good reasons to us, but when have they not?
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maybe, but i'm also thinking in terms of "accuracy of prediction vs reality" at various points in time
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:18 PM
Though I feel like our understanding of physics is becoming similar to our understanding of mathematics.
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a geocentric model of the universe was pretty popular once you look far enough back
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1 + 1 indeed equals 2
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and that was rather far off
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to say otherwise is madness
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:19 PM
1+2=2 for sufficiently small values of 1
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(Related: how every generation believes that they're operating according to something close to the final word on morality, with just a few loose ends to be tucked in here and there.) Yeah, but we're judging that with the assumption that our current predictions are accurate because we haven't disproven them yet.
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The other one that's really nasty here - which is also why we often see scientific breakthroughs happen in accordance with generational turnover - is the endowment effect.
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:21 PM
It'll probably be a long while before we can generate anything like a proof in physics, but we can already make predictions that hold up well in the accelerators.
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Standards of morality tend to be cyclical rather than “progressive”.
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Explain?
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i guess i'm mainly thinking of physics, here
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in many other fields, things aren't quite as good
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:22 PM
Which would suggest that we have a relatively decent understanding of the axioms upon which physics is built.
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(either that or we need a largerest hadron collider to find our errors)
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yes, not necessarily fundamentally accurate, but enough to predict many things with a reasonably low margin of error
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but it's entirely possible that a more detailed understanding will allow for things that we thought were impossible
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a-la ontotech
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it's hard to say, obviously. We literally don't know
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 3:24 PM
I mean, I guess we've already seen massive shifts like that.
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From Newtonian to relativistic, from standard to quantum…
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Isn't c in quite a few equations? Including the electromagnetism one and stuff. It seems pretty fundamental.
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Regardless, every generation firmly believes that they are the ones who got it right. It takes a peculiarly perverse thinker, by human standards, to concede that the future will disagree with him on fundamentals. Everyone today thinks of themselves as morally superior to the people of 1800 who presided over slavery, et. al.; no-one imagines the people of 2200 looking back at them and considering them monsters. Likewise, in 1800, the Newtonians, I am confident, were pretty damn smug about having figured the universe out, certainly compared to the ignorance and lack of predictive power of those "physicists" around in 1200. The physicists of 2000, on the other hand, might argue a bit. Boy, have they got a surprise coming in 2400. (edited)
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i don't disagree at all, its just that i think there's enough of a qualitative difference large enough that any particular 'new things' are probably something that doesn't occur (frequently) naturally, or is extremely non-obvious a-la dark matter. what those things are, and let us do, are up in the air; we could very well get Ontotech and invent new particles, fields, or even new physics where words like "particle" and "field" rather lose their meaning
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(Particles could just be tiny trees growing out of a sphere of dirt?)
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but right now, i'd say that we can confidently point at a bundle of atoms, and say "if you hand me a bunch of computing power or let me use some generalizations, i can tell you whatever detail you want about those atoms, as far as we know those details to exist. Unless quantum physics says 'no', sorry."
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(But where would the tiny trees come from?)
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(and the dirt??)
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but that is not at all to say that in 200 years or so, we won't look back and say "Ha! They didn't even realize that electrons are tiny bonsai trees! What fools, we clearly know so much more now."
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put simply, the standard model predicts particle behavior as we know it right now, much better than geocentrism predicted the movement of planets as they knew it then.
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(granted, those are different fields. But we're pretty decent at astrophysics nowadays too)
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Yes, it does take time to figure out how to counter gravitational distortion of light affecting observations (edited)
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realizing that isn't the same as saying that we know all, or that some of the hard/impossible to test predictions are going to be proven wrong, big time.
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now, granted, fine details like this have a tendency to be glossed over
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so you're definitely right, not everyone is going to agree about this
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Hmm. I seem to have a habit of saying things and then everyone else stops talking.
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maybe i should try and be a little more concise
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:04 PM
nah I'm just busy with a 3D printer :V
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i've had one for a while, but i never really ended up using it all that much
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probably doesn't help that it's a silly-cheap one and i basically have to print a new drive gear for the extruder every couple of prints, cause i just can't seem to make one that lasts
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Busy playing Tf2
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:12 PM
Seems like plastic is maybe not the best gear material?
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My printer has metal ones.
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(which is pretty nice for a $90 one :V)
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yeah, but i'm el cheapo
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(also, wait, what? Your printer was $90?)
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Boots theory.
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:17 PM
Yeah, open-box.
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(Also also wait what? Which one is it?)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:17 PM
Monoprice Mini Delta.
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I'll have to look at that. I could use a backup printer.
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:19 PM
Heated bed, autoleveling.
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Also it's a delta, which makes it even more cool than a friggen 3D printer might otherwise be.
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(build volume is roughly 115mm cylindrical)
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Boots theory?
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You buy an expensive pair of boots, they're still keeping your feet dry ten years from now. You buy cheap boots that you have to replace a lot, ten years from now you've spent way more on boots than you did in the first case, and in the meantime, your feet have spent a lot of time wet.
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you paid less for a printer and got something better -.-
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i should have waited a bit longer before buying one i guess
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mine is... a little cobbled together and crude
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:28 PM
beautiful
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the extruder normally hangs above it, held in place by a woodworking clamp and the filament tension applied by a different clamp
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the original kit that i modified is a uhhh
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The QU-BD One Up is the least expensive, production ready, high quality 3D printer available on the market! ...Its OPEN SOURCE TOO!
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Mine’s a heavily modified RepRap clone kit.
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for a bit, i toyed with the idea of seeing if i could put together a DIY powder-bed printer
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but at the end i figured out that it was going to be rather not cheap, no matter how i did it
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and i'm not confident i know what i need to know about lasers to get it working cheaply; I figured i might need a sort of automatic focusing system, which would adjust a lens to focus a cheap laser with shoddy focus down to a smaller point where it hits the bed
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Yeah, that's been the sticking point that has killed most of my laser-involving projects. Although I will revisit the laser cutter one of these days.
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:52 PM
My first laser project is a fly burner.
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My first project is a laser that can burn targets from several tens of metres away
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although I don't exactly have the proper fabrication tools
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:53 PM
Four diode lasers: three visible for targeting, probably red, and one for burning, band unspecified.
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tape only gets you so far...
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 4:53 PM
Plus a liquid crystal shutter for the sighting optics.
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(and probably some dichroics or whatever for safety)
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And how do you intend to
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1: Make this thing target flies?
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2: Obtain the required tools to make this intricate device?
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I'm sort of interested in 3D printing, but don't really have much of a use for it (I don't really have any other sort of workshoppy stuff to complement it or things to print), or the money. It does seem to be getting cheaper and more useful as time goes on (more prints being available etc.) so who knows.
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Going to need to know some electronics theory and programming to make a thing that targets small flying objects (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 5:05 PM
1. use the Mk I eyeball with the laser protection optics mod
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I'm in a sitation which involves needing to make parts without having to cast them or otherwise fabricate them (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 5:05 PM
2. got a 3D printer, don't I
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I want to make a laser rifle, but don't have the tools or knowhow to make and weld metal parts or plastic
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Isn't automatically hitting flies going to be hard? Can servos move fast enough to aim or whatever? Can you automatically track flies?
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0111narwhalz 07/28/2019 5:06 PM
I'll be pointing it at the landed ones, not the moving ones.
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(Possibly #random now)
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3D printing is useful in my situation
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Found something that seems to fit right up the Eldrae's penchant for combat robotics: http://transhumanspace.blogspot.com/2019/07/gnomes.html
“ I know what you mean. The vets' called them “gnomes”. The locals called them “gnomo”. Sometimes you hear “gnomu”. In most languages it i...
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hmm, i think it'd be better as a multilevel scheme
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gnomes are a part of it, but you also throw in aggressive micro/nanobot swarms, ordinary "insects" which have a startling habit of biting you and leaving behind broad-spectrum poisons, a couple fancy-but-basically-ordinary mines just to throw people off
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Heh. I just called 'em "spider mines".
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and you go to as great of lengths as you possibly can to make all of it as big of a sneaky and conniving mess as you can
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Creepy, scuttly things with a nasty sting.
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even better if they look like ordinary spiders
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the tiny ones, anyway
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bigger ones probably wouldn't fool anyone; a 3 foot spider might be more attention-drawing than a ordinary looking robotic mine
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spider mines, like Starcraft Spider Mines?
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and then to top the whole mess off, you put in oodles of hardened, self-replicating seeds for all sorts of unpleasant combat bots
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and then have them set to random activation delays and criteria
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No, 'cause they don't just explode. They're general-purpose area denial tools with a weapons suite to match.
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so, more like SC2 Widow Mines?
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Never played that, so.
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me neither
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Basically mines that launch missiles at nearby enemies.
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honestly, i'm not totally convinced that missiles are practical at high-tech
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Most notably, these guys have networked intelligence. We're talking about a minefield that can lure you in and make sure all of you are thoroughly surrounded before triggering the ambush.
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in a infantry-scale combat setting, anyway
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Oh wow. Scary.
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oh, that sounds terrifying
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it's like fighting guerrillas, except the guerrillas are also high explosive ordinance
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Oh that wanted poster sounds like me
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 3:11 PM
What sort of nut is it this time
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activities in support of asymmetrism, details redacted; activities in support of insurrection, details redacted; activities in support of assassination, details redacted; activities in support of megacide, details redacted
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Sounds like a busy guy
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 3:13 PM
Probbably their local bellatrist who wasnt ok witht the pace of peacful expansion
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0111narwhalz 07/29/2019 3:38 PM
What exactly is asymmetrism as used here?
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 3:41 PM
Terrorism, gurella, ect
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hmmmm... log 3 exvals.... are we into tac-nuke territory yet?
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Wait, fork or attempting suicide by assassin?
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 4:52 PM
@Overmind what did todays perp do, or at least what group was he part of?
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@Zarpaulek You win the prize!
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@Overmind So which was it?
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Not the latter. Not strictly the former, either, but that's closer.
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(Rest to be revealed in the fullness of time.)
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my immediate thought would be that It's a attempt to cause a lot of collateral damage with blame resting on the Empire, by working to ensure that the hit on him is as messy as possible. I also thought that it might be a sort of secret, extreme self-test as a sort of 'final exam', the sort of stuff you'd see out of a spy film, but its unlikely given a collateral budget that size (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/29/2019 8:00 PM
all surviving fragments?
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i think "surviving" means "if you think that pile of ash came from him, bring it in"
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sdschildberg 07/29/2019 10:11 PM
What did he do is the real question
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you don't send out a bounty with a acceptable collateral damage budget of 1,000 sophs, and expect to get big or living pieces back
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oh, no idea
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it's not a rogue fork, either
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/29/2019 10:31 PM
my idea: perhaps someone with the same (code)name?
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Mathematically it's eminently likely to me that he simply would up with the same birth name
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yeah, now that i think about it i'm surprised that's not a more common issue
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happens often enough on Earth, and with a population in the trillions instead of the billions, (partial) matches ought to be really damned common.
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Overly-Long Name: Played quite straight among the eldrae, and other people prone to use relevant bits of the same name-format. Fortunately, most of it is optional – of course, that’s op…
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but having two "Istar Oricalcios Veneri" running around probably isn't that absurd
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though, on the other hand, the interconnectedness of the Empire probably makes it a lot easier for parents to check to make sure they're not infringing on someone else's name
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For literary purposes, however, it is generally safe to assume that duplicate names aren't something that happens unless they're intentional.
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@Unknown Just saw your comments over on Tough SF about smart matter warfare, in re boarding actions and such. The reason in the 'verse why it is not a factor is, well -- -- you remember the bit in Non-Standard Starship Scuffles about the extensive infowar component in starship combat? That's why general-purpose smart matter is a thing for avant-garde architects and other civilian applications. If your networks may be penetrated, it is a good idea not to give your ship the ability to eat you. You already have enough problems.
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utility fog sounds like a great thing to have in a warship, right up until you realize that by necessity, all communication between swarm elements is externally detectable
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Eeeeeh, no, not nessecarily.
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Also, detection =/= crackable.
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but if it's already a competitive thing (offense is matched well enough with defense that it's a constant struggle between the two) something like swarm tech will be at a disadvantage
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Plus, with the data density inside that swarm? Any comm methodology will be nessecarily short-ranged to avoid swamping your own smatter in noise, and as such the signal floor will drop out hard.
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but if it's already a competitive thing (offense is matched well enough with defense that it's a constant struggle between the two) something like swarm tech will be at a disadvantage yeah but what you are talking about is signal warfare. And there, offensive toolsets are not garuanteed.
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Never use smatter for structural materials, tho. You want a ship that stays intact if the power goes out or cohesion is lost.
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i'm not thinking signal warfare, but rather about encryption, obfuscation, and whatever other security measures your typical society of geniuses thinks up to compete with other geniuses in infowar
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defense doesn't have a overwhelming advantage here
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so while you, in principle, can apply the same defensive measures you'd use for ship mainframes, combat drones, or w/e, to swarm tech
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the fact of the matter is you have all your computing elements distributed in a literal cloud, communicating in a manner that is inherently possible to easedrop on
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Why shouldn't defense have an overwhelming advantage?
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because it doesn't, because infowar is a thing
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it's not so much "it can't" as "it doesn't"
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This is infowarfare. What you attack with are exploits and bugs, and those are random chance events, not garuanteed at all.
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Also, "use em and loose em" applies.
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Once exploited, the hole will be patched in quick order.
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we don't know exactly what infowar even looks like at this leve
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Actually yeah we do.
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Basics of computer data processing and computer safety don't really change.
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But you can't equate infowarfare to a physcal volley exchange of projectiles against armor. It doesn't work like that.
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but capabilities change, as well as the intelligence of the systems involved; it's perfectly possible that infowar at this point is a massive, chaotic mess of timing channel attacks, thousands of tiny exploits which are constantly exploited, patched, and created as each side radically re-writes massive portions of itself in a effort to stay competitive
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Sure, brute-force signal warfare's a thing - from the simple noise jamming to more sophisticated signal disdortion - but mainline infowarfare relies on events that are not garuanteed to be present at all.
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And I have never seen a good argument for why an exploit must exist in the first place.
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or how, magically, OPFOR is aware of it all the time.
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but we're talking about a order of magnitude difference in capabilities here
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Not really?
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I don't see it, and I don't buy the premise that just because the actors become more intelligent suddenly means software has holes like sives.
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oh, no, not sieves
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more like the tiniest dimples, hardly holes at all
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Yeah, I don't buy it.
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okay, hypothetical situation then
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Sorry, but no. Even with ASI and postsoph infowarfare operators, I cannot at good faifth expect everything to be exploitable at all times.
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you have, on one side a powerful autonomous infowar program with oodles of processing power at its disposal. On the other, you have a rugged, thoroughly tested targeting program running on sufficiently shielded hardware. No software bugs, no clear exploits; it aims at you, it shoots.
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Yes, and?
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typing
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You can compute as much as you like at the software on the other side, if there is no exploitable hole in the coding, there is none.
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And there won't magically appear one just because you throw Processing Power™ at it.
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the extremely possible autonomous infowar program knows a lot of things, like: How those sorts of targeting systems are generally manufactured and programmed Specific details about the manufacturing process used by the enemy, thanks to spies and such Detailed models of physics on all sorts of levels (from detailed particle physics, down to generalized models that are much easier to compute) It knows how to put all these together, how to extrapolate from them, how to simulate the enemy on a hardware level, etc. It could ruin millions of simulations, finding combinations of timing-channel attacks that do nothing against the flawless software, but exploit manufacturing defects in the hardware. It could reverse-engineer the seed used for the psuedorandom algorithms from the software's behavior, making it predictable or compromising its security, despite all of those working flawlessly. And, if all else fails, and the unit itself is truly uncrackable, and we truly have a ludicrous amount of processing power, there is inevitably a commander of some sort behind it, telling it what to shoot or keeping some other modicrum of control over it. And brains can be hacked.
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the fact of the matter is, regardless of how secure it is
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Problem (a) with your postulate: you assume perfect intelligence penetration of OPFOR data systems.
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That is factually disprovable.
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That's why you build berserker probes (Joke, joke. Please don't kill me)
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And once that crashes, the scope of the challenge explodes multiple times over, and you're stuck at the nasty end of the Halting Problem.
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I counter simply in that you are greatly overestimating how secure data systems are, and greatly underestimating the capabilities of hackers who, among other things, have access to moon brains and time travel
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I don't think I am overstimating anything.
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Also, just having more processing power doesn't magically solve an issue.
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in the absolute extreme, it can
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but i'd argue that you can narrow it down greatly from the absolute extreme, because the absolute extreme is kind of ridiculous
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:31 AM
I mean, if you have good enough cryptography, knowing everything about what happened before doesn't actually tell you anything about what happens next.
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Sure, and then I have forced virtual attrition of obscene scale upon you, because you expended zettawatts and moon masses of computronium upon cracking one itty bitty exploit.
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yes, you have
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because i'm sure you're greatly overestimating this
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Nope, not much at all.
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Like, you are basically argueing that a conviniently exploitable exploit exists in every piece of software ever written, always, in a usable format for your purposes of suborning hostile software.
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That is a steep postulate.
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i'm trying to find something specific on the website
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Also, again: perfect intelligence penetration of the opposition.
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That postulate in itself is faintly ridiculous. No intelligence arm is that good today, and won't be in the future.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:34 AM
If your system has information which is sufficiently random, and an algorithm for expanding that into behavior which has sufficiently many diversions that you can't extrapolate the next step from the entire history of behavior, it doesn't matter how much processing power you throw at it.
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That aside, if your intelligence penetration goes that deep, why exactly are you at war? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:35 AM
You can't get the secret from past behavior, because it lost that information.
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(think hashes)
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You could, potentially, narrow it down to a relatively small number of plausible values.
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Which may or may not be useful.
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i'm trying to find the exact article to link to it, but i'm fairly certain that encryption isn't as safe as you think it is here
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:36 AM
Encryption is reversible.
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Hashing is not.
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Encryption is exceedingly safe.
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it's possible to use time travel in-universe to perform computation
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Even quantum computer algorithms can't crack the longer RSA keys in relevant timeframes.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:37 AM
There's a significant divide between reversible encryption and irreversible hashing, because no matter how much math you do to it, if you get an input from a hash you must be making things up.
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namely, you can construct a scenario where you either: A: get a correct answer to a checkable computational problem B: create a paradox C: something in the exceedingly carefully designed device breaks very specifically to prevent you getting a answer, which is exceedingly unlikely
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paradoxes can't occur, so you get the correct answer.
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apply to encryption.
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And if I use completely random encryption, such as one-time pads, or incopyable quantum states, you can throw as much computing as you like at it and it is tactically proof.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:38 AM
(exactly how much you're making up depends on the hashing algorithm, of course)
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i'm not sure if time travel as presented can or cannot solve those
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It can't,
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hmm, i think we need some clarification here
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Not without tying causality wholesale into a pretzel.
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And the no-cloning theorem applies precisely.
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So even with time travel, you are not going to crack quantum encryption.
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@Overmind sorry to ping you, but we've got a bit of a disagreement here and if you're still online, could you clarify something for us please? How does offense/defense match up in infowar circumstances?
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To be honst, if we're gonna talk about smart matter vurnerabilities, my greater worry would be physical attack and subversion.
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Infowarfare can't defend against physical attack on its substrate.
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Sevoris is pretty sure that defense is massively stronger than offense here, but i'd argue that ontotech such as the uhhh... i think it's called the reality forge? Compromises a lot of defenses we take for granted
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So once you inject enough take-over seeds, the smatter will be reprogrammed unless you cauterize the site quickly enough.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:41 AM
Consider the difference between arithmetic and calculus.
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Every arithmetic operation has a lossless inverse.
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But when you differentiate, you lose information.
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Also @Buggy, to consider: If you can paracausally compute a solution to a massive software problem, you should never be at war.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:42 AM
When you integrate, you have to make that information up.
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@Unknown howso?
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You could blackbox compute conflict prediction and resolution always before it occurs.
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well, there are limits
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the most likely outcome generally occurs
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:42 AM
Because if you could compute that, you could compute politics well enough to never even disagree :V
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Yeah, you upscaled too high.
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that's either A: you getting the right answer, or B: the device breaking in a extremely specific way
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Ever considered how big a program input is?
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i mean, we have word-of-author that P=NP
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And yet encryption still works.
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Reminded of this by a comment on G+, I thought I’d put together a list for y’all of the various terms used here and there in the Eldraeverse for concepts (mostly, but not universally, s…
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(not proven *here*; a non-constructive proof that P=NP)
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So there evidently are problems that don't solve in classically polynomal time.
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you mean encryption still works here, so there are evidently such problems here, or there and there?
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Encryption still works there.
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yes, that is evident. The question though, is whether functional encryption is particularly practical in combat scenarios
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Evidently it is or nobody would bother going to war, especially on the ground.
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or, alternatively
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it works well enough
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If Infowarfare was that holly, nobody would bother with it.
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but not so well that infowar is a glorified pointy stick attacking a reinforced concrete bunker
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For that matter, nobody would bother with nanowarfare and similiar.
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Shit, the Eldrae wouldn't bother with all their combat bots because if all encryption is P=NP crackable, their entire software architecture would be suborned all the darn time.
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we know infowar occurs, and works
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see, for instance
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Perhaps the most embarrassing of all military disasters in the history of the Worlds is the Battle of Aktir, also known as the Five-Second War, the Last Biochauvinist War, and The Day The Meat Was …
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where a entire conflict can be summed up as "a single AI node faced a massive, but relatively primitive fleet, hacked them in several seconds flat, vented every single person into space, and left with their now-loyal ships"
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Yeah, and the exploit used is entirely unexplained.
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so, this organization
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the biosupremacist True Life Alliance – made up of a number of polities and private organizations which had adopted rigorous anti-AI views
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they organized a fleet
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I read the post.
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from all of their disparate members
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Exploit is still unexplained.
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that's not just a specific exploit
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No it is not @Buggy.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:50 AM
It may be that the TLA was notably incompetent in infowar, on account of wanting to do everything with only the most basic computers.
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We get the exploit effects,
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But not how it was done.
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we get the overall effects
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Except a "it happened really quickly".
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it's perfectly possible that there were countless exploits involved
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likely, even, because of the diversity of those involved
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the only common factor was that they were relatively primitive
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hence the overall ease of it
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Could be precoursor injection of trojan coding, which IMO is by far the most likely because these exploits reliably do what you want, or some Exsurgent Virus Magical Fractals transmission that decompressed itself in LIDAR analytics, but what it is is entirely unsaid.
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but these are still space-faring civilizations, building ships and technology to standards as least as good, probably much better, than what us humans know and do
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And?
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:52 AM
Our software environment is not near as robust as it could be.
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you are a human, claiming infowar defense is extremely strong
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these people built space ships and probably know more than us
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they got royally fucked in about 3 seconds flat
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perhaps, then, infowar defense is not as strong as we might think
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So "It's Magic And A Wizzard Did It"?
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:53 AM
And the Photonic Network is, as I recall, at least angelic.
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There's a huge asymmetry of tech level.
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the thing about trying to outthink superintelligences is that you kind of can't
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Actually yes you can.
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so, yeah, sure, magic i suppose.
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By definition, sophs are not entirely computable.
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Because Alistair doesn't believe in perfect computability of minds.
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Ruins his ideas of self-agency.
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yes, but they are still predictable statistically to a degree
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That is true.
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Clearing the decks on a scale that is large… So after many back-and-forth sessions involving questions and answers, I’ve gotten the impression that in eldraeic morals and ethics, there&…
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Still doesn't explain how or why that means everyone has to worry about infowarfare all the time?
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Especially between, like, peer powers?
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The Eldrae especially then are the least people who have to concern themselves with cyberwarfare exploit questions.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:55 AM
also maybe the Network did their research
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finding known exploits, and then exploiting them
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the fact that people like that were so resoundingly bested in infowar by a technological superior suggests that, as i suspect, infowar is not heavily slanted in favor of defense (edited)
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That is like saying the US and Israel deploying Stuxnet means every factory system everywhere is compromisable.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:57 AM
the TLA's software was probably not "rugged, thoroughly tested" with no softwaare bugs or exploits
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no, it's like they U.S. deploying a virus and every nuclear refining facility, and even every nuclear reactor in every other country suddenly has horrendous failures
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even the air gapped ones
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Yep, and that is Magic.
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well it's true in the story
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and in the universe we're discussing
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shrug and? We don't know how it was done.
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doesn't matter, it still tells us about what we're talking about
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And pre-spiking software is like, the coup.
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It doesn't happen often, logically.
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Especially because, again, if intel was that good nobody would start fucking wars.
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well, i mean, that is kind of how the Eldrae roll, anywho.
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If you can whisk every bit of hardware and software away under opposing polities nose and you still worry about war, you are using your capabilities in the wrong fashion.
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they don't get in many wars, and occasionally someone dies in a strange and unlikely accident
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 3:59 AM
Also, on the point that having intel that good makes it so that nobody starts war with you because you already have them about your little finger:
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which is promptly confirmed as assassination next time they release their records publicly
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Yeah, so when why should the eldrae worry about their smatter being compromised by hostile infowarfare?
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because they can't avoid every war, ever, evidently
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they just avoid most of them
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And?
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They know every bit and piece of enemy hardware and software.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:00 AM
The Network may have concluded that allowing the TLA to embark and be thoroughly routed would be advantageous in the goal of reducing wars with them.
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By your argument, they can pre-solve every deployable exploit.
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Fix every hole the software could have.
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no, not pre-solve.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:00 AM
Hell, it may have even helped encourage the engagement, which would put it in an excellent place to win it.
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i'm arguing that attack and defense between technologically equal opponents is, well, more-or-less equal
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Actually yes, because by your argument, again, every infowarfare obstacle such as "Is there an exploit input" and "what is this cryptographic key" is solvable in very short timeframes.
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that it's a actual battle, rather than the attackers searching for a teeny hole in a solid steel wall
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Yeah but infowar isn't a battle in that sense?
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:01 AM
I mean it kind of is searching for a teeny hole in a solid steel wall?
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no, that's not how i think it goes down
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I still get his feeling you're thinking of "battle" like an exchange of volleys of high explosive shells.
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i am not.
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i'm not thinking of
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i dunno
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something stupid, like "virus" shells getting "launched" at the enemy
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do you want me to describe how i think infowar works?
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:02 AM
(once you find said hole you can basically Win immediately, if it goes deep enough)
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i'll describe how i think infowar works here
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Yeah, but if there isn't a reliable computational timeframe for an exploit, it isn't a battle?
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That feeds back to the entire "a reliable exploit will not exist at your dream point in space-time".
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i think, in this situation, we have immensely powerful computing systems facing off. They're led artifical intelligences, or they are artificially intelligent, the distinction isn't important. Whats important is that what we think is static isn't. Systems can change; quickly. Something as simple as encryption schemes to even the entire underlying code can be re-programmed on the fly, even while the unit is operating, without a hitch. It has to, because if you're static, you're predictable and exploitable. When facing off against a opponent, attacking, defending, either-or, each system is doing its best to predict the other. They form countless constantly-changing models, predictions, guesses at how the opponent works, what they're doing and how they do it. Ranging from general predictions like "they want to avoid exploding", to detailed-but-generalized mathematical models comparable to, for instance, sociological models we've developed on humans, to even detailed emulations of plausible hardware and software configurations. Even predictions of the opponents model of them, of the opponents model of their opponents model, and so on. These models change constantly, trying to keep pace with each other, updating thousands of times a second with every new piece of information they observe or take from their enemy. (edited)
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None of these predictions are perfect, they don't need to be. These aren't the stupid computers we're familiar with, they have smarts that would put Einstein to shame, and that's before the Eldrae specialist behind the console decides to intervene. They use these guesses to guide attacks, both to get more information, and to potentially compromise the enemy. Every failed attack, every metaphorical 'jab' or 'dodge' is a bit more info about the enemy about how they're evolving and what they're modeling. In reality, it's more like feeling around the outer surface of some strange shifting object, paying attention to the tiny bumps and glimpsing through cracks at the inside. Defense is all about changing fast enough to keep the opponent on their toes. No defense is ironclad, so you keep using difference defenses, so quickly they can't keep up. Or that's the idea, anyway. You try to stay unpredictable, you try to throw off their models in the war of i-think-you-think-i-think-. The more they know, the better they can attack you.
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so in that situation, being a nanotech swarm is a death sentence, because you're giving too much away compared to a hard-shelled anything. Your internal communications are detectable, while a drone's hardened, physical communication lines are not (edited)
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not easily, anyway. Trying to compromise that is a factor of course; nothing's off the table in this sort of battle.
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and above all, 'static' is dead, 'static' is compromised. If you don't change, you're a dead-simple black box that the enemy will work out in 5 seconds flat, and then if you have a exploit, any exploit at all, it will be exploited. And you have more exploits than you might think. (edited)
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so sure, you can try to count on making that perfect, absolutely flawless shield. If you do that, it'll work fine.
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But from what we've seen, no one else has had any luck
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Your internal communications are only detectable at extremely short ranges, for one, however.
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Second, you can encrypt and you can rotate that encryption, which defeats signal decoding approaches.
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how fortunate, then, that nanotech tends to have to touch something to attack it
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Sure. Still works rather fine, considering it's used as a battlefield weapon and the number one defensive approach is flamethrowering it.
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yes, but we have the express word of the author that nanotech is not ideal for the inside of ships because of infowar
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so there's a difference.
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Word of God can still be questioned when there are other feats elsewhere.
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I.e. all them shrikes and other breeds of attack nano.
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And inside a ship, creating a local powergrid for attack nano to draw on's easier.
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presumably, part of the equation is that in ground warfare, you don't necessarily have a nearby, actively participating ship, with all the mental oomph that entails
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also, you're inside a ship, so the consequences of your nano being compromised is much worse
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I mean, the core substrate of an Eldrae frigate is said to fit into a server room on the shop.
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So like, that fits into the back of an AFV on the ground, too.
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And not like orbital uplinks et all aren't a thing for the ground theater.
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true, i don't know for sure if that's a factor or not
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but there is also the fact that if the enemy compromises your nano on the ground, practically speaking it's as if they simply launched their own nano at you
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if you can counter their nano, you can counter your own hacked nano
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:27 AM
some people don't appreciate fires on their spaceships
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in a ship, if the enemy hacks your onboard nano, it's as if the enemy has launched a nanotech missile through all of your point defenses into your ship
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Unless you were using if for something?
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What keeps you from countering your own Nano on the ship tho?
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true, but in general: really bad situations for your nano to turn on you on the ground < really bad situations for your nano to turn on you in your ship
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That aside that, by this argument, the processing power and thus the infowarfare advantage is with the defending party.
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i mean, i get that too
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They have the ship with all the substrate, to secure their nano.
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but we have the author's word here
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i'm mainly trying to figure out the most probable explanation
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:30 AM
Things go bad faster than they stop going bad?
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perhaps part of it lies with how easily you can neutralize the nano if it goes bad
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if you lose nano on the ground, and it's not really close to you (which it usually isn't, because you're trying to attack the enemy with it)
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then fixing it is something you're equipped to do in a effective manner
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it becomes a problem of "oh, we're down 1 nano shell and 1 hellfire shell, damn"
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if it's inside a ship, you're much more limited in countermeasures. Anything energetic and thorough is off-limits, for the same reason it would be on the ground if you got supremely unlucky and they suborned a nano can sitting in some poor soldier's back pocket
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more so, even, because even then you're not going to have as tight of a grouping of critical assets as you would in a ship
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if enemy nano is loose inside your ship, it's probably in direct contact with structural members, data conduits, power conduits, and possibly important hardware
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so you can't cauterize it easily, and nano v.s. nano is a option until you realize that the enemy somehow just hacked your own nano, and you're now considering putting more nano into the exact same situation
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yes, you have the infowar advantage by virtue of being mere light-nanoseconds from the biggest local cluster of smart
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but a premise of the argument is "your own nano being hacked is a serious risk", so...
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You could argue it under "better safe and sorry", though...
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This raises a whole 'nother back of nightmares with all the other vehicle systems.
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true; compromising other important systems could be similarly bad
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Ever wonder what a paragrav rotor does if one end gets suborned and starts throwing up the space-time waters?
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Or all the mesh infrastructure for internal monitoring?
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Like, the worse ways of failure, if we go by "cyberwarfare will succeed in 50% of cases to compromise the target system for a timeframe blip", you have to cauterize the ship data system aggressively to avoid loosing control.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:40 AM
Don't invite more vulnerabilities, no?
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Yep, hence the entire "cauterize".
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And switch off paragrav, probably, to avoid the enemy mucking about with it in spectacularly bad ways.
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well, the thing about nanotech is
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it's motile
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it can, to some degree or another, move, and even self change, much more than other ship systems
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:41 AM
Having nano on your ship gives you more failure modes for (presumably) little gain.
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exactly
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and it's probably more vulnerable, and less recoverable
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:42 AM
Having nano on the ground, in comparison, gives you much more gain, with much less severe failure modes.
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momentary control over life support might not be enough to do more than open the external vents for a few seconds, or explode a tank or two, before you get it under control
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nanotech, however, could potentially be ordered to "first, self-remove all external communications equipment. Second, replicate using everything nearby." (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:43 AM
Life support, of all things, should be airgapped.
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Eh, grey goo scenario is oberblown.
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:43 AM
If you have goo in your ship, you're doing it wrong.
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well, it's not necessarily grey goo
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in practice you'd be specializing it
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Especially with all the other limiters to nano that apply in the Eldraverse, you are not going to get a combat-grade rogue replicator loose.
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depending on the details of the goo you compromise
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you'd want to program it to cause as much chaos as possible, but it's a lot less easy to sum that up in a sentence or two
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but nonetheless it's a lot harder to tell a typical internal system to "break stuff and stop listening to any more orders"
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because internal systems are designed with that in mind, but nanotech is motile and generally has some sort of manipulation capability
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:45 AM
Nanologicals in the Ailevérse are almost exclusively pastes, produced by macroscopic fabricators.
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I imagine the story is much the same here.
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there are space-filling swarms, but i only recall seeing them in vacuum enviroments
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:46 AM
(well, except for the built-in hereditary ones)
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airborn is probably possible since nanoburn is used in ground warfare, but it's probably more "blown dust that gets really, really unpleasant if it touches you" than something like, uhh... https://youtu.be/6OIi9O3OmcI?t=26
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that
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i'd take that as a good example of how micro/nano tech doesn't work, and what it cannot do
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stuff like "replicating from just about anything, very quickly, including exploding shells", "moving very quickly through a atmosphere" and "functioning at length with no apparent power source"
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:50 AM
>Wilhelm scream
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Yeah, that stuff is pretty much implausable.
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I always liked how combat microtech was portrayed in EarthScorpions work.
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the only thing i remember from that movie is surprise that the general didn't try to keep a nuclear self-destruct close by while dealing with the giant possibly-hostile alien tech of unknown capabilities
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One of the premier battlefield uses of microtech is an a limited active aeromotile scramming system.
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The microbots rebroadcast unauthorized signals, garbling up the electromagnetic spectrum.
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the only think i remember from the movie i linked, i mean. I haven'tseen EarthScorpions
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While combat microtech is more like a hypercharged, more capable and maybe sometwhat intelligent virus or microbe.
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It infects you, it sabotages biology in deliberating or lethal ways.
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And it's designed from the ground level up, so it's more of a robot than an evolved disease in that way.
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(You can customize the effectors.)
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honestly, after a point the difference between micro/nanotech and biotech becomes one of substrate
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Honestly? I think we can say humans and our biosphere are nanotech and microtech.
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biotech is micro/nanotech too, it's just kinda bleh
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yeah
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exactly, it is nanotech
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The rest is more of a question of implementation and, if we talk like synthetic systems, intelligence.
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it's just not all that great
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Eh, depends on your "great".
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We'd certainly like better and much better of ourselves.
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But what biology has already achived is bloody amazing.
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well, it's great as far as self-creating systems go
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:54 AM
which makes me think of how well a biology that's based on much larger structures would work
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And @Buggy EarthScorpion is a fanfiction author.
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yeah, i googled it a minute ago
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 4:55 AM
Also whether such a system could evolve, because maybe complexity is primarily reducible because the parts are so small.
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but before that i hadn't heard of it at all, so i wasn't sure what it was or what type of media it was
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if you want to read up on well-thought-out alternative biologies, might i suggest https://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/46709d53449d2
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and Stanislaw is also interesting https://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/491222f681eed
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 5:19 AM
nanotech has heat disipation issues. Nanotech in space has heat dissipation issues and no access to easy forms of cooling
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in an environment where "overload the heat sinks" is a dominant way of knocking out large ships
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well, from external heat, yes
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 5:21 AM
and internal
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i mean, the surface area-volume ratio is really, really favorable
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 5:21 AM
in isolation, yes, it's why they work in atmosphere. In space, with pure radiation, you're nuking the rest of the swarm
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true, but then that depends on how much they're clumped up
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the average opacity of the swarm to thermal radiation will be the most important factor
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in other words "if you can't see through it, thermal radiation isn't gonna have much luck either"
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so... I dunno. Depends on the swarm
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i wouldn't think that they're usually that dense, but if they're purposefully compacting up for one reason or another it would definitely become a issue
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like, for instance
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1.1.1: I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. 1.1.2: Relax, will you? It’s just a – 1.2.1: Would you both shut up? I’m trying to record. 1.1.2: Sorry, Ish. What’s your progress? 1.2.1: The ma…
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man that took a bit to find
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we see nanoburn with "mist" thickness effectively and quickly dissolving a (normal, not-armored) space suit
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but that's in a controlled environment inside a gate, i suppose
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but, on the other hand, you're kinda right
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in that nanotech swarms tend to specialize and form dedicated structures
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canonically looking something like this
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and heat dissipation is absolutely a problem there
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 5:45 AM
having an object move into your swarm at a slow pace is easier on the heat sinks than trying to eat fast hot things in active combat, too
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this is true
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 5:46 AM
I'm not saying nanotech doens't have space combat applications, but they'd be highly specialised and unlikely to be of the "eat a hole in the hull" sort
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definitely, yeah
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though i'd wager that power supply becomes a issue first
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armor tends to be chewy and unnourishing
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0111narwhalz 07/30/2019 5:48 AM
You only need to drill a small hole to infiltrate the nougat.
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well, now that i think about it
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the problem is that you're not going to be able to get much of any nanotech to the target
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if you could hit them with a lot of nano, chances are you could just run them through with a iron slug and be done with the former ship
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you could spray and pray with nanotech, distributing a huge cloud that it wouldn't be practical to stop, on the basis that at least a few will make contact (edited)
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but then, you're basically expecting those nanos to A: survive a impact at quite a few km/s, because you can't fit a engine worth a damn into something that small B: self-replicate until it can do something useful, with no external power supply, on the outer hull of a hardened warship C: do something useful, given that the enemy has probably noticed that you exist by now and is preparing countermeasures
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though, it might still be useful for boarding applications
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since in that situation, you're expecting to get up close and personal anyway
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My, oh my. Long threads while I'm sleeping. Well, let's see here - a few thoughts in no particular order:
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To note up-front, The Day The Meat Was Tenderized is what one might call an extremely unrepresentative example of infowar in practice. On one hand, you have the noöar of the Network, who live in data-space and whose evolved computational infrastructure includes computer viruses, computer bacteria, computer fungi, and other fun things. Their immune systems do this sort of thing all the time. On the other hand, you have the poor non-optimized-for-this meatlings trying to write, review, and secure reliable code with their meat-brains alone. It wasn't even sporting. And to rub it in, the Network didn't have any pre-installed or pre-known exploits going in. Their infowar daemons did that from scratch against the available attack surfaces. (Which covers everything from overflows in sensor routines to cracking the encryption on the tactical 'weave, yes.)
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What one might call real-world cases are much less, um, asymmetrical.
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I admit, that kind of trips my WSoD a bit hard, but 🤷
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Okay, depends on how the 'weave was set-up.
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To which all I can say is: look at the traffic on the security-flaw mailing lists in IT today. Then look again, from the perspective of intelligent software that evolved in an environment in which exploitability gets you eaten. 😃
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(As a side note, one of the other things that makes people twitchy about smart-matter in military environments ia all the potential suborning it even a little has for using it to bridge past air-gaps. It's bad enough having to worry about your repair mechs in that context, and they're a lot easier to keep track of.)
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Seems like an inclination to hardwire your repair mechs...
08:20
especially those smaller repair 'gnats that crawl around between the denser pieces of infrastructure.
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On that, and regarding your later comment w/regard to paragravity rotors and suchlike: while obviously a risk (or infowar wouldn't be a thing), the majority of that hardware in well-designed systems has plenty of hardware safeties to at least limit the damage.
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As for the existence of exploits: to this, I can only say, software is hard , and minds are imperfect. Minds capable of grasping the full complexity of a software stack a billion lines wide and at least as many deep are also very rare. The Network and the Empire are pretty much top of this field by virtue of readily available hypercomputation, and even they get exploited occasionally because there's Just. So. Much. Scope.
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(There is, canonically although never yet having come up, exactly one operating system which has been mathematically demonstrated to be unexploitable, at least as long as you don't connect it to anything. It's also slow, clunky, and a total bastard to write any applications for, which is why it doesn't see much use except for running text editors for MOST SECRET files.)
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When we're talking about exploits, incidentally, it's not usually that there's exploits everywhere, it's that it's a lot easier to leverage low-access into high-access once you're inside than it is to get inside in the first place. The opening of successful infowar attacks look a lot less like "we pwnz0red your fire control!" and more like "we caused a buffer overflow in the secondary image interpretation device driver for your synthetic-aperture radar, enabling us to inject code which is even now mounting a timing-channel attack upon" (rolls dice) "the pressure monitoring system for the #2 auxiliary fuel booster pump array, which will..."
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Yeah, but that bounce-around can still fail if there's no further exploit to "ride down the chain". Like, that's the part that always gets me. Just because you want something to happen doesn't guarantee that there's actually a hole, or a route from that hole, to get what you want.
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It certainly can, yeah. That's why infowar isn't a magic I-win button. And thus, to answer @Buggy, between peers, offense and defense are usually pretty well matched, leading to lots of no-score draws resolved by old-fashioned warfare. (edited)
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Which makes every info attack a gamble of actual success. Maybe that hole is there, all the way into. And if it isn't, that hole's closed until your opposition iterates and maybe introduces a new hole.
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Except in as-noted unrepresentative cases, though, what it does do is force everyone to spend lots of time and attention on it such that it doesn't become the magic I-win button.
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 8:51 AM
that hole only closes is the opposition detects it
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No, it can also close unrelated.
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Could just be that you host a new implementation and a bug that was previously in it gets unknowingly swept under the rug.
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That's the thing, bugs that become exploits are random chance events. Sure, people who develop software are stupid, but that doesn't make their mistakes (nessecarily) reliable, or identifiable.
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And not do things that make it much easier to practice, which to bring this right back, is why there are always hardware safeties, and they don't put fully general smart matter on warships.
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Also @Morgrim Moon: you implicitely know more about your own software than that of the opposition. So your measure of reliable exploit identification starts at how well you can exploit-proof your own code.
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(Specific note: there is reasonably safe encryption out there; once the Isif Theorem was proven, it just kicked the difficulty up a notch, so that you really wanted to use EXPTIME/EXPSPACE algorithms rather than PSPACE ones. That's "reasonably safe", though. There are algorithms out there which, given sufficient processing power and cycles, will decrypt anything that isn't mathematically impossible to decrypt, which is why people who are really serious about security are all using one-time pads generated from random stellar noise. This, though, does not include things like intraship networking, because the cost of doing so for that sort of data volume everywhere rapidly climbs towards the insane. They're counting on IIPsec, et. al., being uncrackable in useful time by conceivable opponents, which is mostly a reasonable assumption.)
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To be fair, like... encryption can still be safe for a long time so far as it matters. I.e. if your RSA-equivalent fails after twenty years of cryptographic attack, that is still enough time to rotate through a OTP for the rest of the traffic.
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Though... seems like a bit of a pinch for people in naval planning and security when your comm intercepts will be read sooner or later.
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See, now that's the sort of thing it's worth using OTPs for.
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I suspect the eldrae actually see that as a plus. If you can't keep everything absolutely secret forever, it keeps your honest.
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 9:00 AM
Isn't it Imperial policy that just about everything gets put out publically sooner or later?
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Does the Empire use EMP weapons?
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But for things like your internal or even ship-to-drone/tactical-mesh chatter, it doesn't matter if the OPFOR can crack your epsilon-code packet ciphers in an hour, because the tactical situation will have moved well on by then. Hell, it doesn't matter if they can crack them in 60 seconds if your OODA loop is measured in ms.
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They have them, but they're not nearly as useful as they used to be. Optronic processors give no fucks.
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/you can EMP-proof things.
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You can still short out power cables, I imagine?
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Like, that's already the standard today. US military equipment has NEMP-rated surge protectors and faraday-caged electronics.
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And, yeah, there're plenty of auto-resetting breakers and assorted other protections on the electrical side.
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An M1 Abrams gives no fucks about an EMP. Will still work afterwords, with all the other gizmo.
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hmm, didn't know that
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NEMP has been a consideration for decades.
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So militaries have already taken steps to harden their electronics.
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If you want an EMP-like that can' be that easily blocked... electron beams.
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They laugh at faraday shielding and spray high-energy rads everywhere. That will also fuck up optronics.
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Pinches these days are mostly terrorist weapons deployed against civilian infrastructure.
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 9:05 AM
heck, even some industries are (inadvertently) EMP-proofed. If one hit my lab the computers are obviously toast and the fumehoods very unhappy, but the spectrographers are gonna plug along just fine. Might need to restart them.
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To be honest, if there's a bad part... well, military equipment won't fall out of the sky or frizzle if aliens hit us with EMP.
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The problem is the civilian grid. That isn't hardened.
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(And harder to harden, pun not intended.)
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Also @Overmind how does the Empire define (and care about) Insurrection?
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Involvement in a project against the Charter via nonconsensual acts.
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Throw 'em out the airlock.
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Note: you don't necessarily have to announce that your aims are to overthrow the Charter to fit in this definition. If your choice of means is such as to clearly indicate that you want to get all political about things, the official judicial position on that is, "Enh, close enough."
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Incidentally, addressing my latest meme in #dank, what would the eldrae think of Kerbals?
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 10:17 AM
they're cartoon critters designed to teach people the principals of space flight?
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"How do they breathe without oxygen?"
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2019 10:17 AM
you don't need to spam that in 3 channels
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Sorry, I was just finding the right channel (edited)
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@Overmind thank you very much for clarifying all of that, that's pretty interesting
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I guess i might have been over-estimating the dynamism involved; you might not see that to quite such a degree outside of computer 'eco'systems or such (edited)
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Hmmmm, come to think of it do eldrae marraige customs have any interesting spandrels like our engagement rings? (moved from random)
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Traditionally, you receive a forge, a fruit tree, and your weapons of choice.
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 11:17 AM
that's going to be a lot easier in the modern era with portable nanoforges
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In the old days, they probably only brought the anvil to the ceremony.
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 11:25 AM
even so, great way to prove you're not an arsehole, by virtue of "look I have people willing to help me lug an anvil!"
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 11:36 AM
Or just bring a blacksmiths hammer
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MarcusAurelius 07/31/2019 11:41 AM
...maybe there are some gifts best shipped direct to the house. @Unknown I have a feeling the anvil plays a part in the ceremony
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ultimate devotion mode: build Anvil onsite
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SO pushes the autofac button "Alright everyone, we have fifteen minutes to enjoy some appetizers while the printer makes the Anvil. Then we'll have the testing ceremony, followed by the reading of clauses and the signing of the offers of acceptance. Until then, eat and enjoy!"
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@Enderminion Or forging the weapons on site
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 6:16 PM
Is this ok under flamic philosophy
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sounds like it's compatible, provided you think things like "patching out entropy" are great achievements
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 6:59 PM
Although local philosophy is made for a completely diffrent set of mind
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/31/2019 7:58 PM
It sounds to me like it's at least in the same solar system as the Flame.
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Okay, so the way it works is that the presentation of the wedding gifts always comes right up front. The first ones are always the forge and fruit tree from the parents, as the symbolic gifts associated with Medáríäh, eikone of fertility and productivity. The last ones are always weapons, because the next step in the ceremony is the bit where the families traditionally object to the marriage, and the happy couple to be traditionally object to their objecting.
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Exactly how this goes down is culture-dependent. In many places, it's a purely symbolic ritual. In others, it's a proper formal duel. In, say, the Silver Crescent, it's a grand melee, and if you don't need a mop and someone to stitch up at least three cousins afterwards, it's probably a sign the marriage isn't going to last.
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:02 PM
While statusgame flexing is an alien concept, flaunting is. Someone, somewhere, got the couple a small subfrigate
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:04 PM
XD
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:05 PM
As these likely skew, on average towards semi-useless arms, and the fleet class of utter pointlessness outside of papework is a good thing for that
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2019 9:05 PM
Unless you're in Silver Cresent, apparently.
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It's a very old tradition. The traditional arms are thus very old-fashioned, but very useful for all that.
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Bring your very best medieval cutlery.
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That said, it's bad form to kill or maim any of your future in-laws permanently. Even in the Crescent.
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sdschildberg 07/31/2019 9:09 PM
But its (Current year) and they can always be respawned
21:09
so let the fun begin
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(Where it is generally held by parent-in-laws that any prospective child-in-law who can't at least give them a concussion is clearly unworthy of their offspring, dammit.)
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And then after folks have been sewn up and medicinal booze administered, we get to the Reading of the Contract, the signing and sealing of the contract, and for religious purposes, the ceremonial blood-mingling, arm-binding, cloak-draping, and smoochifying, in that order.
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And then it's time for drinking.
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2019 5:55 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzvKMzABayC/?igshid=uu8qdzafz2s6 here is a drink that would likely be considered appropriate
35.9k Likes, 396 Comments - Culinary Adventures (@tasty.bae) on Instagram: “Epic drink!😱😍 📷Credit: @joeeeey96 ❤️Follow me @tasty.bae if you love food!”
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In the future, would astrogation decks make sense?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/01/2019 1:22 PM
In the sense of "place where you can take star fixes with the Mk. 1 Eyeball if needed"?
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No, someone to look over astrogation data and plot courses
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/01/2019 1:24 PM
I mean, it seems fairly obvious that you'd have someone with that kind of position, even if the computer is doing all the number-crunching - somewhat analogously to the Navigator and Quartermasters on modern wet-navy ships.
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And in the former sense, IIRC, that's what the dome on the dorsal side of the forward part on the Drake-class is.
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A deck like a chunk of the spaceship, or like a deck of cards you use as a reference material?
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 5:17 PM
Probably not a full deck, but a dedicated and decently large work area, yeah.
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So, not exactly a specialized desk, but not exactly IAstrogate4U? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 5:23 PM
Probably more like 2-10 people depending on the size and role of the ship
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To be honest, i'm always kinda surprised by how... manned ships are
20:51
i see a lot of sophs doing stuff that i'd expect to be delegated to well-tested expert systems
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“Lunar Transshipment One, Station Ops, this is CMS Greed and Mass-Energy in slot ailek corse three five on flight plan code niner-three-zero-eleven-one. Request taxi instructions for orbital …
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 8:53 PM
Expert systems are expensive in therms of avionics And might be crew
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yeah, but this is the Empire
20:53
a entire section of their philosophy can be summed up as "automate as many things as possible"
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i mean, space travel is very energetic and difficult, and therefore dangerous
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but i'd expect that to be more reason to delegate to expert systems, not less; the eldrae may be much more reliable in all regards than humans, but any expert system they build would probably be even more so
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Here is your Socratic question of the evening: What is the killer application/unique selling point of a sophont qua sophont? (edited)
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other sophonts really like them
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 8:56 PM
Sophont interaction
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Nope.
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versatility?
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a Sophont is basically a Do-Anything Machine
20:57
given enough time and resources, and for values of "anything" that are permitted by physics
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A utility spider can do even more things and isn't nearly as constrained by the environment as a squishie.
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can a utility spider understand its own design, as well as the entire control system that oversees it?
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Easily.
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and perform maintenance on both, up to and including "completely rebuilding it for better functionality"?
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Autoscience is downright trivial for robots.
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ah, hmm
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 8:59 PM
Experience?
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i'd have to fall back on my original answer then; sophs are around because they like being around
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Look at the metaphysics. What's the unique quality a sophont has that distinguishes it from a not-sophont?
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non-determinism
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or whatever the correct term is
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:00 PM
@Overmind A will?
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The word you're looking for is "choice", or "volition" if you're being technical.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:00 PM
I mean, utilispiders can be as advanced as they like but they will never be able to reflect on or form opinions about their own directives so far as I know
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Much less change them
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ah, gotcha, "volitional" would be the right word there. ty.
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Which is important for open-ended creativity, because while a non-sophont AI can be creative, it needs someone totell it to be creative and in what area.
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:01 PM
Production of new orders on the long term, open ended creativity
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:01 PM
Oh, some bots may be able to modify their own means and goals within a metadirective at the most
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But that's the most
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wait, are you saying that sophs participate so much in the control of a starship for the sake of determining the minutia of it's operations and flight?
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like, what flight path, what docking bay, etc
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:02 PM
I wouldn't exactly call those things minutiae if it weren't space
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You can have all the exquisitely sophisticated non-sophont systems you want, and they can execute a policy to within nine nines of perfection. What they can't do is make one, or decide on any of the high-level priorities that include, y'know, actually wanting anything.
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absolutely, i just didn't realize even the Eldrae would be that... particular
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i'd figure they'd delegate a broad set of criteria and let the systems pick acceptable match
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:04 PM
So did I get it 'right'?
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like "get me a docking bay that fits the ship, obviously, and is also close to a bar."
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instead of specifying "docking bay 12A"
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the main reason you'd want to pick one yourself is if the criteria list was so long that it'd be easier to internalize the docking bay list instead of externalizing the criteria
21:05
unless i'm overlooking something
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(Technically, most starships could fly themselves - and a lot of robot ore freighters and so forth do - without needing as much sophont involvement as they get. However, this is not how most crewed ships run, because (a) people could get awfully bored on long flights, and more importantly, (b), when a decision does absolutely need to be made by a sophont, you don't want it being made by one who's forgotten everything they ever learned about starship operations.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:07 PM
In space, your particular route across a certain transfer window really doesn't matter a whole lot in the particulars
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fair enough, my other thought was kinda along the lines of "well, they need to be on the ship anyway to get where they're going..."
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:07 PM
If you're on a planetary surface or the like, you want to watch for storms, low-pressure regions, places where repairs are being done on roads etc. (edited)
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but i'd think in that scenario that "take a very active role in flying the ship" would just be one option on a list, others being "work remotely", "play a awesome full-immersion sim", etc (edited)
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In deep space, maybe. In orbital space and near other endpoints, things are crowded and STC will chew a hole in your ass if you go wandering off your assigned vector.
21:08
Assuming, that is, that you aren't by that time someone else's assigned kessler run.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:08 PM
Oh yeah, near-space
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yeah, near-space you'd want to follow routes closely, but at the same time that's actually not all that difficult
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space is notorious for a absence of wind, waves, wildlife, or other difficult to predict obstacles that plague planetary travel
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 9:10 PM
^that.
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get the thrust vectors right, get the amount of thrust itself right, and do course-correcting well enough, and its a matter of simple math
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except gravity. Gravity can be a pain, but we do well enough with relatively primitive computers.
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None of those. All you've got is traffic. Lots and lots of traffic, all of it maneuvering at deadly speed, not to mention passing interruptions from satellites, drones, lighters, and the sailing master's bete noir in low orbit, the union of all the local forbidden thrust vector maps.
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ah, true
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('Cause there are lots of platforms up there taking advantage of the vacuum which do not appreciate your high-energy exhaust, or even your low-energy exhaust.)
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in populated systems "avoid hitting anyone else" gets a bit computationally daunting as the number of things you have to track gets into the thousands, or ten thousands, or hundreds of thousands, or millions...
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Yeah. And as I think I said at one point, this isn't ST, where one starship to a sector is only slightly underpopulated. You cruise around at the 300 mile level in orbit of any of the core worlds, it looks like Hyde Park Corner at rush hour.
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i didn't realize it was that extreme
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Something I was reminded of – by some of the comments here (…There Is Only Awesomeness) that suggest an assumption of ground combat as a default – is the surprising emptiness of s…
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shoot; i guess that's the downside of bingeing a bunch of text in a short time period, you tend to forget a lot of it
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 9:30 PM
Also, the main reason planes are still manned applies: when things break or generally go wrong, you want someone on board who can diagnose and fix the problem
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this is true
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Yeah. That I'd included in under not being able to make policy; your damage control systems can fix any problem or combination of problems that's been anticipated and for which it has the available and known means, absolutely. However, the universe is really good at finding unknown unknowns for you.
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another part of it, now that i think about it
21:38
the Eldrae are famous for not having choice fatigue. To a extreme degree; if anything they have anti-choice fatigue.
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:38 PM
Are damage control expert systems equipped to do the old "square filter in a round hole using the manual cover and some duct tape" trick?
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(If you're an unmanned icehauler lugging its way from the Shards to the inner system on a leisurely year-long MDT, it's not a problem just to close down your systems and squawk the "I'm broken; please send someone to fix me" subcode. If you're an executive yacht blasting across the system at a tenth-c, it really isn't. Even notwithstanding the lawsuits.)
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so extrapolating that desire/capability to starships, and it makes sense that they'd want to pick the exact flight profile, docking bay, etc
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:39 PM
(just trying to gauge the extent of expected problems)
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The ones that are known about or can be reasonably deduced from the ones that are known about, yeah. By now, that's in the standard DC library. But someone has to think of every neat trick the first time...
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@Buggy Most of the time, you're going where STC wants to put you.
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:41 PM
The kind of problem solving that led to that solution seems plausible for a sufficiently fancy damage control system with full knowledge of every spare part on the ship.
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Yeah, that's not too hard. On the other hand, the ones like "Okay, break open the containers of rice in the hold, then boil the starch out of it using solar sail fabric to focus heat onto auxiliary water tank #2, then dump that into the low-grade heat thermal control circuit so it will coagulate in the evaporate and plug the micrometeoroid holes in the habitat radiators." are something of a different matter.
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:43 PM
Or at least, I could conceptualize how a computer could do it, and that would seem to imply that a computer in the 'Verse would do it.
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sdschildberg 08/01/2019 9:44 PM
But how it would figure out how on its own w/o bogging down or being on the way to emergence
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:44 PM
You could brute force it :V
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 9:46 PM
And also, DC is bad at fixing problems with the DC system, or just external issues. e.g. what made the 737MAX crashes so exceptional is that the autopilot had override, even though it only fed off of one pitot tube. The two flight computers in a modern airline feed from different instruments, and it’s the job of the pilots to decide which to trust if they disagree
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 9:49 PM
Yeah, I've never heard of single sensors having that much authority.
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 10:10 PM
That was exceptional, but in general, the pilots job is to oversee, troubleshoot, and to be able to make decisions during unexpected situations
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 10:14 PM
(maybe I'm just spoiled by the "three separate kinds of sensors to detect ground contact" thing that spacecraft tend to have)
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 10:28 PM
Even then, what do you do when all three disagree?
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It’s going to be less frequent, but much more serious and harder to diagnose
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 10:30 PM
How are all three going to disagree about a boolean?
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2019 10:32 PM
There are very few useful sensors that give booleans
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 10:39 PM
"are we touching the ground?"
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2019 10:42 PM
Yeah not even planes have one of those
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 10:43 PM
It's a very important function for landers, though.
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Ground contacts on the legs, radar, and downward-facing camera all have to agree, or at least two out of three, that you're on the ground before your engine shuts off, unless you want to make a third Schiaparelli Crater on Mars.
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 10:50 PM
Two different hardware failures, one software and one hardware, etc
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0111narwhalz 08/01/2019 11:05 PM
One error is unlikely at any given time, but inevitable to happen sometime.
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Two errors happening at the same time is an acceptably low risk.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/01/2019 11:05 PM
Three times, as Ian Fleming once said, is enemy action
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MarcusAurelius 08/01/2019 11:35 PM
Yeah, but that’s exactly when you want crew. Plus, not everything is as redundant as you might think or want, especially on commercial/private stuff
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2019 10:09 AM
"Bravery will take you into the most dangerous of places. Overwhelming firepower will see you safely through them." Quote from a game, but could be the sales tag of an Imperial weapons manufacturer
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Yesterday was the 75th anniversary of the Warsaw Uprising
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Would a ground battle in-verse look like an x100 weapons stat match in Tf2? (edited)
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judging by descriptions of what happens planetside (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/02/2019 1:45 PM
Rocket tag, essentially?
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Rockets and bullets flying all over the place, instant death if you don't keep track of your surroundings
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MarcusAurelius 08/02/2019 2:00 PM
I think Titanfall is probably closer
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High mobility, high lethality
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So the IN ground legions favour high firepower per kilo and manoeuvrability over armour? (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/02/2019 2:29 PM
They have armor, but they aren’t as tanky as most of the TF2 classes
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Hence maneuvorability over armour
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Speed is a decent armour if you can get enough of it
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MarcusAurelius 08/02/2019 2:36 PM
IIRC, infantry can tank light shrapnel, CBRN, and some degree of small arms fire
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Their power armour, despite their apparent bulk, seems to be quite agile (edited)
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You also have all kinds of combat drone filling the skies and ground, blaring out ECM, missiles, lasers and sometimes slightly exotic payloads (edited)
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Aircraft and semi-orbital platforms fill the skies and duel it out amongst each other
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Even the area of a small skirmish is filled with all kinds of automatic platforms
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/02/2019 3:55 PM
Re eldrae in space. I had just assumed that they went to space in person because it was more awesome that way.
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How are you supposed to run a civilisation from solely your homeworld?
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Think of the economic benefits for setting up businesses and mining operations in space
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MarcusAurelius 08/02/2019 4:34 PM
Yeah, pre-FTL comms telepresence also just wasn’t practical
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/02/2019 8:28 PM
also also
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this probably isn't something that acually factored much into anyone's thinking
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but it's worth considering that nearly all of eliera's usable land area may have been acquired by that point (edited)
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I have no idea what the headcount looked like back then so this is a shot in the dark
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even in the best of cases, eventually you will run out of land that can or is worth homesteading
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also, planetbound industry has hard limits
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as in global warming
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not chemically induced global warming, global "our industry is making more waste heat than the entire surface of the planet can effectively radiate" warming
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Global Warming: Yes, it happens.  The usual result, at least in the civilized worlds, is massive technofixes, from the brute force (say, giant orbiting sunshades with solar panels on the back) to t…
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Dad is almost done with his dissertation!
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1 week until defense (IIRC)
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minor detail i'm curious about, what is the "Gwyath Scale" and what significance is 12 on that scale? (edited)
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from where its mentioned, it looks like its some sort of scale of intelligence, mental capability, etc. Maybe like IQ but more generalized and less stupid?
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/04/2019 8:22 PM
@Buggy IQ is complicated
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IQ is also proving to be not particularly useful
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/04/2019 8:52 PM
quite the opposite
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Too close to the many small and bloodsucking insects though
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i mean
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on the most basic level, it measure intelligence by comparing a individual to a constantly changing population of billions of other people
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that's a bit like if a meter was defined to be "a fraction of the distance between earth and the sun"
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so anyone who wanted to build a meter stick would have to invent a mechanical one that changed length by a few percent depending on the time of year
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beyond that, it measures intelligence via a series of standardized tests, so it has to combine a bunch of different aspects into one general figure
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things like "aptitude for reading and interpreting language", "problem solving skills (misc.)", and "how much sleep you got last night" are all combined in a unclear and probably nonlinear manner
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and sure, theoretically if you had a ton of different tests you could painstakingly work out a more accurate overall picture, but that's a pain
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sdschildberg 08/04/2019 9:13 PM
And it assumes all particicpants are equal and that the world is static
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i'd rather take measurements from a blueprint than try to eyeball the design of a house from a couple of photos taken through a window with a telescoping len (edited)
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I score 110 on some tests and 130 on others.
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or at least use some proper surveying tools
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i've never taken any sort of IQ test, and I don't plan to.
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I have never taken a IQ test by a legitimate testing institution that I trust not to be lying to me (edited)
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I like tests though
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Personality-type ones are more fun than academic ones, but really anything with multiple choice questions is good
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@Buggy Sorry, wrong scale. It's full name is the Gwyath logarithmic development scale, and it measures the technological and social advancement of a culture. ObDisclaimer: "Of course, technological and social development is not linear, and can follow a multitude of different, branching pathways simultaneously, at different speeds and to different destinations. Thus, it is important to remember that the simple numeric value given by the Gwyath-scale reflects a complex underlying reality, factoring in understanding of organics and biology, of memetics and the mind, of complex economic, social, and political organization - and the ability to refrain from it - and other such factors, as well as simple technological advancement in various areas."
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ah, that makes more sense
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As for the vexing problems of attempting to measure intelligence -- see here: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/07/21/are-you-sapient/
“If there is one thing the universe is not short of, it is ways to measure the multifaceted, multidimensional phenomenon we call ‘intelligence’, or ‘sapience’. “…
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especially in the context of that one post about a detection of a explosion from outside any of the known stargate networks (edited)
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ah, that post clears it up a lot too
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tyvm
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huh, i'm not sure if it really makes sense to describe organic brains with "bits per gram per second"
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they're really more of a complicated neural network... thing
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you can absolutely emulate it on a turing machine, but I wouldn't think that's equivalent to the bit/s of the brain or anything; for one, the computational efficiency of the emulation depends on both the method used and the accuracy
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plus, there's that weird thing
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where brains aren't actually as efficient as they could be
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for instance, there's a guy who is by all accounts normal, and actually decently smart. He's a engineer, he has a, ugh, iq of 126, perfectly normal as far as generally discernable brain functions
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his brain looks like this
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Doesn't matter: fundamentally, per information theory, all computation can be measured in bit-transformations per gram-second.
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normal on the left, his on the right
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ah, good point
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Not all information is created equal, of course, which is where it gets complicated and all the other measurements come in, but in terms of raw computational power, bit-transforms per gram-second is where it's at.
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i guess that makes sense of why its not a great measurement for organic brains
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if stuff like the inner machinery of cells counts as "computation", you're going to get a rather inflated number
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It's not a great measurement for anything but theoretical maximum performance assuming perfect algorithms. Although it does tell you what your limits are, from perfect moron (one bit-transformation using the entire mass of the universe over its entire lifespan) to aleph (one bit-transformation per tessera both spacelike and timelike).
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tessera?
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something like "smallest unit" i'm guessing?
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google isn't producing anything helpful
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Minimal quanta of space and time. A tessera moment, forex, is 10e-44 s, roughly speaking.
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:54 AM
one-Planck four-cube?
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gotcha
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:54 AM
(three sides being measured in Planck lengths, the remaining one being time, I presume)
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I gotta say, reading Orions Arm has gotten me interested in what highly-advanced computronium might look like
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:57 AM
hmm
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photonics is a easy answer because it seems like the next step, but it makes a interesting argument for using phonons instead (lower energy requirements to change states), or eventually even 'processors' based on extremely hot plasma with extensive support equipment (to circumvent hard limits due to temperature)
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:58 AM
Could you conduct more than one bit-transformation per, uh, tesserum, if you used a higher base?
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Well, your perfect computronium would be a primordial universe-seed designed such that its Big Bang would basically run a sysgen encoded into its structure.
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:58 AM
As in a cellular automaton with more than two states, for instance.
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so, technically the universe as the school of ontotech sees it
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:58 AM
(since I think CAs in general are Turing-complete)
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(I know some rulesets are)
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i would expect them to be, yeah
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you can certainly build computers in them, but computers as we know them aren't ideal turing machines i suppose
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Assuming that it is possible to fit more than two states into whatever the granularity of the universe is at that scale.
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2019 1:59 AM
If you can make a NAND gate, you're Turing complete.
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yes, then
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well, depends on the ruleset anyway
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but a fair few of the interesting ones would be
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yknow, if you want a interesting book about this (fiction) there's uhhhh
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Illustrations for Schild's Ladder by Greg Egan
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which i thought was really interesting
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it conceives of a Theory of Everything that describes the universe as a cellular automata, and goes into detail about what happens when someone breaks it
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more than that would be spoilers, though.
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a lot of Greg's stuff is interesting, though it's also kinda weird because he's a sort of half-transhumanist
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he believes in all the major stuff except the concept of superhuman intelligence
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so when you read his stuff, sometimes it seems a little... odd, when you expect that sort of stuff (edited)
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(whoops, kind of a advertisement I guess, but Egan really does bring up a lot of things I hadn't thought of before which are really interesting) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:14 AM
How do patents work when a new civ is contacted?
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Probably don't want to give new civs anything that's not public domain anyway
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and the new civ would I guess work via their existing patent law until they update to standard
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Anything you've already invented you can keep (and license yourself) independent of existing Worlds patents, on the grounds that it's indisputably an independent invention.
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Even in the case of near identical convergence?
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Meanwhile, you are strongly encouraged to bring your intellectual property law in line with the Accord on Intellectual Properties. (edited)
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How do you mean?
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I guess I'm still thinking of more distopian verses where the empire in the galactic core will enforce entire technologies as patented
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But, i have a more interesting case: frontier smugglers trading tech prior to 'proper' first contact
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That's not usually an intellectual property issue because the outworld can rarely manufacture it, even if they wanted to.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:40 AM
if it's long overtaken tech ideas that have been converted and optimised for local environments that members of the Empire want to use them over existing "current" tech, then it's probably mucked with enough to count as novel
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Some idiot selling warp gate blueprints to an uncontacted civ?
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:41 AM
you still have to build the thing to prove it works
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:41 AM
oh aye and every outworld has a weylforge
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:41 AM
and if you can build it without the Empire infrastructure, you have done Unusual and Interesting things to it
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or gotten damned lucky with archeotech
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Or selling them a warp gate itself, I guess?
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:42 AM
So if you come from a recently-contacted outworld, you would need to license Widget A from your homeworld to produce it there, but from the Worlds (where it is likely public domain) to produce it there?
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(or, you know, if you were from the Worlds and visiting said outworld)
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Ain't no rule saying where you have to license it from. (Well, in the Worlds. Your local planetary governance may have whatever protectionist butt-sticks you're willing to let it get away with.)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:45 AM
So all the recent patent-holders get just a little screwed during contact?
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:45 AM
only if you've got equally matched techtrees
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:46 AM
Goes from "just invented, 80-odd years left on the patent" to "public domain for millenia," which can definitely feel like getting screwed.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:46 AM
ah, you meant the other way around
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Question: Does the Associated Worlds have giant combat robots? I know they're impractical as hell, but someone has got to have built one.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:47 AM
I think that got answered as "no, because legs are stupid"
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Giant combat robot on wheels
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:48 AM
isn't that a tank?
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A tank with arms
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sorry, but no sci-fi universe is complete without giant combat robots, and you cannot convince me otherwise
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:48 AM
arms are also kinda stupid V:
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We do have the heavy power armor.
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Is that good enough for you? V:
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maybe
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Contact, in general, tends to have the sort of effect on planetary economies that a half-dozen lines of cocaine have on mental states.
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 9:49 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if people built them for fun, and fight them on low grav worlds
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HOLY SHIT ALIENS EXIST
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People have built giant combat robots. Losing the subsequent war to someone who has a lower profile and moar missiles tends to discourage subsequent construction of giant combat robots in favor of low-profile, agile combat robots.
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What about what @MarcusAurelius said, fighting them against each other recreationally, Battlebots-style?
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Oh, that exists, sure.
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First rule of Giant Robot Fight Club: Don't talk about Giant Robot Fight Club
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First rule of Giant Robot Fight Club: cut a syndication deal for Giant Robot Fight Club, 'cause this shit is expensive, yo.
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yes
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:53 AM
How to make a small fortune in the Giant Robot Fight Club: start with a large fortune
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 9:55 AM
still, it's an engaging hobby
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One day, far in the future, nanofabricator tech will be advanced enough for the average Joe to own a giant combat robot. This is the day I live for.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 9:57 AM
>nanofab
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>giant robot
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more like Joe's grandchild
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This is Eldraeverse.
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Everyone lives forever.
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Nanofabrication is still exactly the wrong technology to use for giant robots.
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Good point
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Macrofabrication?
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 10:01 AM
This sounds more like NFL level money
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Giant Robot Fight Club is the NFL of the future
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Yeah. Of course, these are probably handcrafted artisan giant robots.
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 10:02 AM
Some business people get together, navy sponsors/ get the crowdfunding going, etc
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:02 AM
the bigger the thing, the less you want to use additive techniques instead of subtractive
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at crowdfunding: kinda that like that t-rex mecha that breathed fire and ate cars and performed at shows?
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 10:04 AM
Yeah, except I feel like the eldrae and Imperials in general are more willing and better at not getting burned by crowdfunding
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:09 AM
I've been lucky, nothing I've crowdfunded has crashed. Much of what I've funded has been significantly late, but I don't mind that when kept in the loop. And it's been stuff like "this is the issue we had with the tooling, this is how we're fixing it, this is the delay it's added and our new eta is [blah]". Or in one case "you may have seen in the news a very large typhoon. Your game is, unfortunately, going to be a month late, because we didn't think to schedule in natural disasters"
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:10 AM
y'know it's hard to get mad at that
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 10:10 AM
Yeah. Though I think general caution comes into it as well. Only invest an amount of money your willing to lose
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:10 AM
it's the communication that helps. Silence breeds anxiety. Reasonable justifications and "so this is what we're doing about it" is very reassuring.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:11 AM
Hence why there's so little resentment in the Factorio community compared to the Kerbal one.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:12 AM
Well, shouldn't that be a given for any pre-order? If you can't afford to lose it, don't risk it on a non-fungible asset.
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@0111narwhalz don't bring back my SQUAD PTSD, please (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 10:13 AM
I’d rather do pay to a kickstarter than a preorder, since I have a reason to give them money before I have the product
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I am coming to the conclusion that for orbit-to-ground beam power, it may actually be better to concentrate the beam into a ravening, actinic, beam-o-death so far as you can build a receiver to handle it than to use the dispersed low-intensity microwaves generally discussed.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:29 AM
it'd be a lot less lossy
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definitely want a geostationary orbit though >.>
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Also makes it a lot harder to accidentally fly into for birds, and indeed anyone else navigating with the Mark One Eyeball. (edited)
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And real easy to tell if it drifts off target.
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Yes, but if it drifts off target, someone's house explodes
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:30 AM
is all the area surround the target likely specifically reinforced, just to drop the insurance budget?
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sdschildberg 08/08/2019 10:31 AM
It also screeches orbital zorcher
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:32 AM
other advantage of geostationary: they're a bitch to move and everyone knows it
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Well, where drift and beam spread are concerned, if you have those with a dispersed low-intensity beam, it shows up as a relatively low drop in power, plus ongoing cumulative damage and increased cancer rates. If you have them with the beam-o-death, it shows up as a huge blip in the output perfectly suited to trip all the safeties.
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So it may actually be safer in those respects. If it fails, it fails hard.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:34 AM
What band do you actually want to use?
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Orbital zorcher-wise, I might argue that the big advantage here is that it doesn't let people fool themselves into thinking that it isn't an orbital zorcher.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:34 AM
I guess microwave makes sense.
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You don't have to focus up a dispersed-beam powerplant that much to soften the metal beams in a building you point it at.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:36 AM
Lower bands seem like they'd have issues with the ionosphere, though the beams being normal or almost normal should help with penetration.
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Microwave is traditional, but since it's a beam-o-death anyway, you might as well go ahead and pick the best combo of penetration and non-dispersion. I'd have to look up the numbers.
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:37 AM
Optical seems harder to collect, but it focuses better.
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It may also change the receiver you want to use. The traditional one is microwave -> rectenna, but that's a product of the dispersal. If you're committed to a concentrated beam anyway, if the atmospheric parameters work out better, you could skip straight to a big-ass laser pointed at a steam generator.
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(Not exactly an elegant solution, but...)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:39 AM
Can microwave direct collection do better than beam thermal?
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(since it's work-work rather than heat-work)
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I believe experimental rectennas have hit 85-90% conversion efficiency, vis-a-vis 60%-ish for steam combined cycle.
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So, trade-off. I'd be all for rectennas or photoelectrics if it's possible to build them to survive the concentrated beam. (Probably a decent amount of work to get out of the waste heat, too, even at 90% hypothetical efficiency.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:48 AM
I dimly recall UV is about the most efficient laser for Earth? Which seems a little odd, so take with salt
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 10:49 AM
Where are high-end photovoltaics these days?
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For narrow-band stuff.
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(as opposed to the wide band that is sunlight)
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 10:52 AM
haven't read much about narrow band lately, everyone seems to be doing sunlight
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I don't have a good narrowband figure, either.
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On another note, seeing some discussion of SFnal uniforms elsewhere, I feel the urge to point out for anyone who missed it that - while not an exact match - the IN's field dress most closely resembles the Royal Navy in its particularly fashionable days in the 18th and 19th centuries. Tricorne hats and all. For reasons which amount to - well, this: https://youtu.be/ZPPEVAFy5fg?t=72
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I made the Empire of the Star in Stellaris a while back, here's the code: "Empire of the Star" ={ key="Empire of the Star" ship_prefix="ESS" species={ class="HUM" portrait="humanoid_05" name="Eldrae" plural="Eldrae" adjective="Eldrae" name_list="HUM1" trait="trait_venerable" trait="trait_intelligent" trait="trait_slow_breeders" trait="trait_solitary" trait="trait_deviants" } name="Empire of the Star" adjective="Imperial" authority="auth_democratic" government="gov_direct_democracy" advisor_voice_type="l_the_diplomat" planet_name="Eliera" planet_class="pc_continental" system_name="Lummena" initializer="custom_starting_init_03" graphical_culture="mammalian_01" city_graphical_culture="mammalian_01" empire_flag={ icon={ category="human" file="flag_human_12.dds" } background={ category="backgrounds" file="00_solid.dds" } colors={ "dark_blue" "dark_blue" "null" "null" } } ruler={ gender=female name="Corron" portrait="humanoid_05_female_01" texture=0 hair=0 clothes=4 ruler_title="Emperor" ruler_title_female="Empress" leader_class="ruler" } spawn_as_fallen=no ignore_portrait_duplication=no room="default_room" spawn_enabled=yes ethic="ethic_fanatic_egalitarian" ethic="ethic_materialist" civics={ "civic_beacon_of_liberty" "civic_idealistic_foundation" } } (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 11:19 AM
y'know that would've been better-suited to a code block than a spoiler
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there ya go
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still huge though
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2019 11:31 AM
would be best-suited to a pastebin V:
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gist.github.com is everyone's friend.
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then you have to be on github though
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greatly prefers gitlab.com, shall check to see if they have a gist feature
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or a code block in a spoiler
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i guess this is kinda a nitpicky detail, but a dispersed microwave-range power transmission laser would cause cancer?
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How?
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no i'm asking for clarification why
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Well, where drift and beam spread are concerned, if you have those with a dispersed low-intensity beam, it shows up as a relatively low drop in power, plus ongoing cumulative damage and increased cancer rates.
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Pretty sure UV causes mutations by oxidation while gamma and x-rays are small enough to energize DNA directly, but microwaves don’t do either.
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yeah that's what i'm thinking too
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maybe there's been a recent study i missed that links significant tissue heating to slightly increased cancer rates
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or something
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hmm, i just had a thought
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i was thinking that microwave would work well for transmission, but it would still be attenuated significantly by clouds
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or scattered. Either of which is undesirable with a power transmission deathray
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but, at a high enough beam density (edited)
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it would rapidly cease to be "condensed water" and start to be "unpleasantly warm dissociated hydrogen and oxygen"
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which is also unpleasant, but it's also probably high in the air in a pre-existing no-fly zone
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and hydrogen doesn't absorb microwaves all that much. I think. It's actually kinda hard to google absorption charts for low frequencies (edited)
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As I recall the state of current research, it's a very low-level risk (because microwave photons aren't powerful enough to ionize anything), but there is enough evidence to suggest that bathing in the power beam is enough to show up in the statistics.
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ah, gotcha
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yeah, honestly that's not all that weird. lots of things cause cancer once you set the bar low enough
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You shake enough water molecules, some of them are gonna shake apart. And then you have free radicals. Plus whatever the weird-ass phenomenon behind RF clicking is.
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I know Navy people who’ve used their radar dishes to roast dinner
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that's just cooking
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you can't give cancer to dead meat, and if you can you can't catch it
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I think cancer’s the least of your worries if you’re in the AoE
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Many years ago I saw a picture of what happens if you're in the wrong place when they power up a big microwave-spectrum radar.
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I would very much like to have not seen it.
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(Short version: Coagulation is for boiled eggs, not for humans.)
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literally.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2019 5:09 PM
I hope that person died quickly
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Can't imagine what being microwaved must feel like
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not sure; brain boiling is probably a pretty quick death (edited)
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Pretty much instantly, I should think.
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but who knows how penetrating that frequency was, it might've just been skin heating
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Yeah, not worried about cancer at that point
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which would still kill you at that intensity, but not for a few seconds at least
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2019 5:10 PM
Don't give me proxy nightmares, man
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This was when I was researching accident modes for starship engineering, which included many fun learnings, including "live steam is not your friend" and "stay the fuck away from the busbars".
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oh yeah, i took one of the longer OSHA classes not that long ago
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Bit like how you shouldn't worry about ionizing radiation making you sterile because you'll be vomiting blood before you reach that dosage.
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they covered a lot of stuff like that; gases are also unpleasant
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I took a course in Radiation Biology at college
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I am quite happy that the only one I've had to spend much time dealing with personally is "DC power is not your friend".
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a.k.a. "take your wedding ring off before delving into the comms racks, okay?"
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nothing is your friend
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tl;dr OSHA Class: everything in a factory can kill you
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personally, i'd recommend switching to a reinforced hardshell, local technology permitting
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sdschildberg 08/08/2019 5:17 PM
Its really hard to promote the use of a system whos failure mode is microwave cooking people till their brains look like scrambled eggs
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i mean, triple-triply redundant safeties can make a lot of unsafe things safe
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The example of this I met (after the fact, fortunately) had got a bit too cavalier about working in the same racks as telco equipment. Now, for anyone who doesn't know about what the telco office end of this stuff looks like, it involves some bloody big batteries floating the power supply for the lines. So for a small exchange, like this one was, that meant 48 VDC and 400 A fed from a constant-current supply.
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If you are reaching into the rack, and your ring shorts that ...
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...well, on the plus side, it turns out that when gold vaporizes, it does a pretty good job of cauterizing the amputation you just received.
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By his account, it didn't even hurt to start with. Just a loud flash, he pulls his hand out, and then spends some time staring at where his index finger used to be.
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What would an eldrae audience think of the end of Old Yeller (given all necessary background knowledge)?
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By the way, that sounds horrifying.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2019 5:24 PM
That anecdote would strike me as urban legend stuff if it weren't coming from you
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Wouldn't surprise me if it happened enough times that it's also acquired that status. High-power constant-current supplies are bad juju.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2019 5:27 PM
I knew a man whose thumb was amputated by an RF field
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does that count?
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That would be even worse from a disablement standpoint: no thumb (~)= no gripping.
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Is that correct from a physiological standpoint?
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pretty much
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opposable thumbs are important
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I've never seen it, and since I have a strong policy against media in which bad things happen to good dogs, won't be. So, no data.
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@Buggy damn right.
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How do you do spoilers again?
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And I don't read them, either.
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I had to for ELA class.
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that's a fair policy but you're missing out on John Wick
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I can live with that.
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fair enough
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sdschildberg 08/08/2019 5:35 PM
Which is one of those Awesomeness movies for sentinel darsiefs and would be the rare action movie to not flop over there
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i mean, a lot of the marvel universe movies would do okay
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though they'd need to be updated to a modern trigraphic format
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As Cerebrate pointed out in the cultural crossovers.
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those are a interesting read
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MarcusAurelius 08/08/2019 5:40 PM
as to the uniform talk: I'm not the biggest fan of tricornes, though breeches are interesting and the waistcoat and coat combo looks nice, and has the advantage of having a lot more flattering color schemes than modern suits. @Unknown it's better than the standard operating mode of a coal powerplant, aka poising the planet, spike cancer rates, and cause all sorts of funky weather issues
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also yeah, Imperials would probably like John Wick. It's about a person using skills honed through training and discipline using them perfectly to avenge a loved one
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2019 7:17 PM
John Wick is a movie that still makes sense if you skip the first 10-15min, thus skipping the poor dog and starting at the "I am going to kill you"
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Also they probably appreciate weapon porn
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something interesting i thought about
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do the Eldrae have gambling?
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Reminder: species names are not capitalized.
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do the eldrae have gambling?
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I believe so.
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i'd figure that pure-chance, house-always-wins games would get the response of "Haha, no. We understand basic statistics."
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but what about games that are more skill-based, or something like a modern equivalent to horse racing, where you're gambling on having better info or better predictions than everyone else
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prolepsis?
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uhh, that seems more related to debate from a quick google search
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unless you mean that that's what i was doing
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MarcusAurelius 08/09/2019 7:57 PM
They’re probably enjoy poker nights and majong among friends
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What really intrigues me is the early Imperial Era and even Pre-Imperial Era.
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yeah, i find that time period pretty interesting too; contrasting it with medieval human history really highlights the differences between eldrae and humans
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Yep.
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Does anyone have a link to the Eldraeic philosphy, esp the definitions of estxijir and valxijir and such?
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I keep wanting to re-read that post but I can't search for it
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Probably because I can't remember what it's called or spell eldraic for shit
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0111narwhalz 08/10/2019 8:50 PM
There's Flamic, if that helps…?
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There's a specific post
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Or a series of posts?
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Describing the keystone ideas of eldraic philosphy
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0111narwhalz 08/10/2019 9:31 PM
I was yesterday sent a link to an interesting article, noted as “in conjunction with the eldraeic conception of religion”. Herewith, then, some commentaries and sparked notions. (Note: …
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That's not the one
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0111narwhalz 08/10/2019 9:33 PM
I’m posting this one out of order, mostly because I’m finding more and more coming up in the list that reference it – the psychological differences between the eldrae, and indeed the Imperial…
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I think that's the one
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That’s probably the one I’d have pointed you too, yeah.
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Also, seen on Twitter today: “teaching people that benefits they are receiving as a result of them cooperating in a complex equilibrium are actually entitlements they should get regardless of their behavior is a great way to get them to blow up complex equilibria” ...the explanation for the Imperial citizenship policy in a nutshell.
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though on second and third reading, I'm reminded of Scott Alexander's advice article: "How not to talk like a heartless robot that doesn't understand love" https://slatestarcodex.com/2019/07/04/style-guide-not-sounding-like-an-evil-robot/ In that 'complex equilibrium' might be very accurate, but the random person on the street has no idea what that is supposed to mean.
The saying goes: “Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance”. This is the same idea as “weirdness points”: you can only bother people a certain …
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I was wondering on the behalf of overspecialisation: Have there ever been any cases of hyper overspecialisation in the Eldraeverse?
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Like, having a shell that can open only one specific kind of door, with a specific coat of paint, with a very specific type of door handle and oxidisation?
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sounds like it would be an art project
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I doubt the eldrae themselves would be into that sort of ... limited function, it sounds like like a very dada-ist argument from the extreme. (edited)
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i'm beginning to envy the species with names that map so poorly to human languages that it ends up as a bunch of punctuation marks
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you can't get capitalization wrong on a "!"
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also yeah, hyperspecialization probably isn't that common, at least not in anything designed for a soph to be in it
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hyperspecialized machines and bots probably exist, but if they're so specialized it's probably unnecessary for anyone to ever step in to do their job
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 9:45 AM
Buggy: that’s a click, he borrowed the IPA symbol for the consonant
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yeah, i remember that one. Mainly i'm not great at the extra marks above some letters
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my relationship with language is... weird
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i'm very bad with it as far as terminology or such, especially in primarily spoken aspects. I find it basically impossible to distinguish syllables in most situations, for instance
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 9:52 AM
Diacritics? Yeah, but most of Alistair’s ones are pretty light on the diacritics
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Try this: Xvalyævéú̀ Mgærvéú̀fúìs Tïmkæv vluú̀jé ftréú̀kævéú̀ vaú̀ḉ ðaú̀naú̀t, k̬uú̀ ïš kï xvætúú̀æl xæléïšlær.
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i could probably pronounce that
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if i had a recording of a spoken pronounciation
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and a week to practice
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maybe.
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:03 AM
It’s got some funky diphthongs, but the consonants are pretty easy
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i mean, i'm not even particularly good with the language i can speak
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if i had to gloss it, i'd say that my primary language is english. typed english
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speaking is... i can do it, within limitations, but as far as pronunciation goes its basically "work backwards from text to figure out how to pronounce things, and only memorize the solution for some of the wrong ones"
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thats sort of what i mean when i don't understand things in a technical way, it's all sort of fuzzy wetwork that isn't easy to work with. Additions are nigh-impossible, and the one time i tried to take a spanish class it was easily the worst grade i got in anything, ever.
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:11 AM
IPA would be /xvalyaɪveu̯ mgaɾveu̯fui̯s tymkaɪ̯v vlʌu̯dʒe ftɾeu̯kaɪ̯veu̯ vau̯d͡z ðau̯nau̯t kʷʌu̯ yʃ ky xvaɪ̯tʌu̯aɪ̯l xaɪ̯leyʃlaɪ̯ɾ/
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that's just symbols, i can barely begin to try to work out how that'd be pronounced
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the first part might be... "eex-v-al-yaee-ve-u"?
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:13 AM
I’d use English to help, but one we have a terribly historical orthography that makes phonetic transcription hard, and that sample has a lot of sounds English doesn’t
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part of it is it just doesn't translate well to me, personally.
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i don't really attach sounds to words unless i'm specifically thinking about it
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2019 10:15 AM
what's the IPA symbol for an uvular trill?
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and if i do, it probably ends up being the wrong sounds because i'm working from text to speech
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:16 AM
ʀ
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so adding diphthongs doesn't make me think "oh, that letter is pronounced so-and-so"
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it makes me think "okay, that word is spelled normally except with the diagonal itty bit above the e"
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and a whole complicated long thing like that is "jeesh, that's a bit of a pain. Probably better to just copy-paste it whenever i need it; i'm certainly not going to be mistaking it for any other words"
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:18 AM
But sound by sound, it’d be something like this for the first word: The “ch” in Scottish Loch or German Ach (when not pronounced with the sound at the start of “key) V as in Victor A as in ah L as in Lima The word “eye” V as in victor The vowel in “hey” immediately followed by the “oo” in “moon”
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"xval" becomes "chval"?
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:19 AM
Those are diacritics. Diphthongs are vowel sounds that shift in articulation, i.e. are basically two vowels smushed together, like the vowel/entire word “eye”
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Yeah, that works
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I wanted to make it one to one (one letter plus diacritics writes one sound) and <ch> could’ve been confusing because that dialect also has the <ch> sound in “chair”
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uh, hmm
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ch as in "chair" as opposed to what?
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2019 10:21 AM
the sound in ach and loch
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i don't recognize a difference
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i pronounce "loch" identically to "lo ch"
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:22 AM
Oh
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as in that's the sound i'd make at the start of "lo chair"
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2019 10:22 AM
okay. English doesn't have the ch and is loch sound, it's a loanword, so a lot of people don't pronouce it correctly
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:22 AM
It’s kinda stronger “h” as in “hotel” it’s hard to convey over text
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2019 10:23 AM
anyone got a video of someone ranting about Loch Ness in a strong scottish accent?
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:23 AM
Play the sound file on this, if you can: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voiceless_velar_fricative
The voiceless velar fricative is a type of consonantal sound used in some spoken languages. It was part of the consonant inventory of Old English and can still be found in some dialects of English, most notably in Scottish English, e.g. in loch, broch or saugh (willow). The s...
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i find emphasis fairly difficult
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its sort of what i mean when i don't have a technical understanding
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:24 AM
The voiceless palato-alveolar sibilant affricate or voiceless domed postalveolar sibilant affricate is a type of consonantal sound used in some spoken languages. The sound is transcribed in the International Phonetic Alphabet with ⟨t͡ʃ⟩, ⟨t͜ʃ⟩ or ⟨tʃ⟩ (former...
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i've matched common word pronounciations to how i've heard other people say it, and i associate that directly with the word when i'm not thinking about it
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:25 AM
Say “loch”?
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Most anglophones would pronounce it basically the same as Lock, only a few would use the consonant from Gaelic
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i say it
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"lo" as in the beginning of "low", and "ch" as in the beginning of "chair"
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2019 10:26 AM
it's like how most anglophones pronounce 'tsunami' with a silent t, or as t'sunami, both of which are incorrect
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like the fish loach?
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its... part of what i'm trying to convey is that i'm sort of approaching it from two angles here
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:27 AM
Yeah, that’s very unusual
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i don't talk all that much. I type and read much more by comparison. For conversing, i basically just "match" words because the pace is so fast that i am completely unable to keep up with it
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and i can't easily tell how i pronounce it outside of actual conversation, because even talking to myself isn't quite the same as conversing; i almost literally can't think while talking
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but sitting and typing, i can think, so instead i'm trying to translate text>sounds
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which isn't necessarily the same
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:30 AM
Yeah English is one of the worst languages for that, unfortunately (edited)
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yeah its really weird
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i wouldn't entirely call myself fluent in spoken english at normal paces, because i can barely keep up with sentence structure
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so relatively frequently i end up saying the wrong words and it's only clear from context
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its like...
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running, i guess
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actually very complicated, but you don't normally think about it
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but if you're bad at it, the only way you can get better is by doing it
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even if you have a excellent understanding of anatomy, or even study gaits, you can't just think "oh i need to move my leg like this"
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what i could do is... hear works like that spoken, and learn to imitate it
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and then acknowledge that when i remember saying that word in normal conversation, it's the same work as written
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but there's so little sharing of concepts between spoken conversation, and normal text that there's no way to go text>theoretical understanding>conversation-capable
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and i... really don't have that fine of control over spoken conversation in the first place. i dunno, it's hard to describe
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 10:39 AM
I mean, I can more or less pronounce things by knowing how to move my mouth
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Learning and practicing the IPA does that to you
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i can sort of do that too, and if i just consulted and memorized a sort of dictionary of pronunciation i could probably put them together right after a while
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but it doesn't translate to conversation. It's... I guess i could say, I don't talk
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it's more like I direct it, but only a little? and doing that in the first place is really hard, because it requires considering and trying to judge all these little minute details
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i can't stop in the middle of conversation and pronounce a word that hasn't really translated, or at least if i did it'd be very, very obvious
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honestly, i just don't talk too much in the first place. it's way too difficult
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i dunno, trying to convey it in other concepts that other people get...
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have you ever said something, and then after you said it you stopped and thought "wait, what did I say" or "i agreed to that?" or such?
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for me, that's every single conversation. I just have enough practice that whatever ends up being said is reasonably agreeable
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MarcusAurelius 08/12/2019 11:00 AM
Wow man I’m impressed you’ve managed to work past that
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that might be overstating it a bit
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it's still very stressful to actually talk for any extended period of time
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and i don't have all the details right, the 'pace' is mostly alright but there are occasional delays, and mispronounced words tend to stay mispronounced
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and there's other subtle stuff
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A question, but how deadly is the blueberry croissant of death?
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Morgrim Moon 08/14/2019 9:40 AM
...context?
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A fighter craft with suborbital capabilities mentioned in a post
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Apparently it looks like a blueberry croissant
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One of those micro-AKV-carriers
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(Note: for the avoidance of confusion, this is not the same starfighter class as Raymond McVay has been posting over on the G+ fan community; so don’t be confused by the differences…) &…
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Ah. Which is a very different metaphysical position to the blueberry muffin of the void.
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<\nobilis joke>
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How deadly it is, as always, depends on circumstances. When used properly in-role, it's very deadly indeed. Assuming it wants to be.
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i gotta say
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"EX0487: How to make people sell themselves into serfdom and pay for the privilege." is a way better class name
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I'm sure the Reader was very disappointed not to be able to get that into the course catalog.
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MarcusAurelius 08/15/2019 6:57 AM
True, I might be a little too flippant and non-descriptive
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yeah, and the dean might have have objected with something along the lines of "Are you trying to attract every would-be korásan to our campus?"
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Of course, this is the same university that has ATH0800 - Introductory Theology for Gods
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in the context of making them?
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Morgrim Moon 08/15/2019 7:01 AM
fair point, gotta uphold the reputation for those outlanders who don't grok local humour. (Yet. They will by the end)
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because it sounds like that's a course for prospective seed AI
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which is a very strange and probably non-existent niche
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Ah, no, that first one's CS/TH0100 - Introductory Gods for Theologians. (edited)
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well i guess "demigods" is used to refer to the Imperials from time to time
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But, y'know, if you're a god and you need a religion, it's useful to study up on how to make ones that work, and most importantly, work as intended .
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oh, actually yeah i just remembered
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(This, of course, applies to extremely loosely-defined values of god.)
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someone had to put together that "wean them off the whole 'You're Gods!' thing" religion
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found it
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Thirty-Six Paths of Illumination, the (n.): A memetic mystery cult designed for the Imperial Exploratory Service by the Word of Command, ICC, the Thirty-Six Paths are designed as a means of handlin…
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i guess if some people will think of you as a god no matter what you do, you might as well figure out how to make sure it's a sane religion
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I was also wondering; Has the eldrae ever found something like the Space Runaway Ideon? Judging by their still existing as beings not in another plane as ghost people, they have not (edited)
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A random thought had while flipping through EP 2nd: "It is absolutely untrue that 9% of first-in exoarchaeology missions end in chaos and screaming!" "Really?" "You can't scream in vacuum, so there's no way it can be more than 2%."
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Morgrim Moon 08/15/2019 9:19 AM
:))
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/15/2019 9:53 AM
Hahaha 🙂
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I don't know why I can picture Pinkie Pie saying that, ever-so-casually.
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Sure, it's way darker than her usual fare, but... well, maybe that's why.
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Heh. Well, I can hear that, now, too. So.
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What is the eldraeic equivalent of a facepalm?
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(Headpalm?)
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(No wait, only some weird cult would do that)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/15/2019 3:56 PM
An actual facepalm seems fairly in-character to me, but wha' do I know?
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Has anyone in the Eldraeverse ever came across or tried to make an Evangelion or The Moons?
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What do you mean by that? As in, what are the defining traits you're interested in? (edited)
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1: Something that is a god
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2: Is made to fight some threat
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3: Can project reality bending fields
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4: Some weird species preservation that ends up in Evangelions on different plants
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I would re-read the sections regarding the Transcend (edited)
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Which parts?
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1: yes 2: ... eh, kinda 3: probably. 4: this sentence doesn't make sense according to what Google claims that "evangelion" means
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the Transcend was basically created to be Gods. Essentially, the primary eldrae religion (the Flamic belief) believes in personified 'ideals', called "Eikones". Regarding these Eikones, the Flamic belief went through a few stages as their civilization progressed: 1: "The Eikones are definitely real beings that exist somewhere, and we should strive to find them and live up to them." 2: "Okay, the Eikones don't actually exist in a physically-embodied sense, but it doesn't matter because they're conceptual ideals; they don't need to exist in physical form, any more than you need a mathematically perfect equilateral triangle to exist to build triangular things." 3: "Hmm... maybe they could exist. If we just build a AI with a very carefully described utility function and then give it a unused solar system to take apart for raw materials..."
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so in essence, they started with "Our Gods exist", moved on to "Well, turns out they don't.", and then eventually reached "Fine then, we'll build them ourselves!"
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Fantasy Pantheon: Yes, indeed, in the shape of the Triad that emanate from the Flame, their 48 Divine Ministers and Aspects, some divine oddities like the Court of the Seasons, the Court of the Mus…
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MarcusAurelius 08/16/2019 11:19 PM
@Buggy Neon Genesis Evangelion, it's a weird ass anime
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0111narwhalz 08/16/2019 11:19 PM
>weird ass-anime
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wait that's something different
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i've seen a little of it, but not enough to know the overall plot
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MarcusAurelius 08/16/2019 11:27 PM
he's talking about the weird ass ending of the movie, from what i can tell
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all i know is that there are basically two types of life, split from adam's apple or some religious-metaphor-turned-literal-and-also-aliens
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and humans got intelligence, and the 'angels' got strength
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so we build stuff and they're huge as fuck and have that field stuff
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and apparently the world is super duper fucked up
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and the entire ocean is a writeoff because one of them bled in it
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Morgrim Moon 08/16/2019 11:30 PM
The studio that made it is a little notorious for doing good series and faceplanting on the endings
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but humanity is still kicking and pulls off ludicrous feats of engineering like having a triangle base thingy in a cavern under a kilometer of armor floor
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and iirc there's apparently a movie and 2 different series which retell the same story?
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i dunno, haven't seen much.
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MarcusAurelius 08/16/2019 11:32 PM
@Morgrim Moon this one was exceptional because they straight up ran out of budget
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mainly just scenes of stuff like the cool floating evil space pyramid on youtube
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cause that thing is a really cool evil floating space pyramid
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/17/2019 12:05 AM
ramiel
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yeah, this guy
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ramiel
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and i guess this is from one of the movies, cause its a pretty short fight scene for a series
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also, hold on
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this was the suggested video after that
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thiry-seven?!
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Morgrim Moon 08/17/2019 12:15 AM
I think there was time travel IN one series
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i thought that this universe didn't even have time travel, and yet it's had so many different versions come out that there are thirty seven timelines?
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oh, just one
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still though, that's pretty crazy
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:15 AM
OCTAHEDRON OF TRANSCENDANCE
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or laser beams
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that's some Primer shit right there
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:16 AM
or… drills?
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drills, apparently yeah
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probably easier than lasering through rock, even if isn't as cool
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still though, twas a tiny drill
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:17 AM
its beam windup just sounds like a child screaming
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also yeah, its pretty weird
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:20 AM
SFX kinda let that scene down overall, I think :V
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(though the "ablating a mountain away" was pretty neat)
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(usually folks just go *pop* there's a hole in it)
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i dunno, i thought the SFX was nice
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and this is a pretty old movie right? late 90s/early 2000s?
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so that's even more impressive there
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:23 AM
Yeah, probably pretty good for its time.
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(granted it was just polygons with reflections, rest was drawn in)
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:24 AM
But I dunno, not enough bass in the clanky face-fusing?
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MarcusAurelius 08/17/2019 12:24 AM
I can say that it's not from the show, since I watched it recently enough to tell
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most of the movies are new enough
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hmm, yeah some of it doesn't quite sound "large enough" now that you mention it
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it's basically a floating octahedron a kilometer on a side
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so they could've put some more "this is big" into some of the effects
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:25 AM
The "where the fuck did these polyhedra come from" thing is a pretty neat display of what "fourth-dimensional being unfolds, threespace beings gobsmacked" might look like.
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though the fact that the geometric figure bleeds was kind of jarring :V
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they're all like that, apparently
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something something lore something something religious allegory turned very literal with aliens
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:27 AM
sounds kind of evang—wait
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but yeah they all look weird AF one way or another
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like this one is sort of a flower thingy
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and/or oceanic filter feeder
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MarcusAurelius 08/17/2019 12:35 AM
the last one isn't that weird
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just the face that launched a thousand ships
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i haven't seen that one
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:36 AM
oh thanks for those subtitles that translate one language I don't understand to another language I don't understand
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i couldn't find a good version of it
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 12:36 AM
:V
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wait nevermind i found a good version of it
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google search ordering failedme
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/17/2019 8:12 AM
That gore tsunami can't exactly be good for city infrastructure...
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the ocean looks like this
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apparently that blood is super toxic or something
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/17/2019 6:26 PM
it killed everything in the sea so yes
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though, at the same time that raises questions
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like "why aren't humans suffocating"
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because a majority of photosynthesis goes on in the ocean
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 6:32 PM
you're watching a franchise with mecha and the OCTAHEDRON and you're trying to bring ecological logic into it?
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sdschildberg 08/17/2019 6:36 PM
Its biblical imagry
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in fairness
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arent the giant mecha mecha-shaped because they're actually angels?
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it excuses the impractical design if you say "well, we have this big thing that's a thousand times stronger and tougher than anything we could build, and its already shaped like a humanoid and we can't change it."
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2019 6:40 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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hmm, #random just gave me a thought
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so in https://eldraeverse.com/2017/11/13/trope-names-to-run-away-from-really-fast/ it was mentioned that, contrary to the rest of the naming scheme, attributive names tend towards sparseness as a individual's reputation grows (edited)
(Okay, so I found one more…) Names to Run Away From Really Fast: In the Imperial context alone, Imperial Hand, Fifth Directorate, and any Imperial military officer, agent, or private contract…
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Anyone who could pull off simply introducing himself as “the Warrior”, for example, would surely be someone able to win a major fleet action armed only with a cheese knife.
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are there any individuals who actually have this sort of reputation?
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"the Worldburner"
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well, she did certainly earn it
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But yes, there are others.
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oh, huh. I actually just realized the Transcend qualifies
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since it/they're collective known as "the Transcend"
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and their reputation certainly matches up, considering they're a well-grown seed AI which has personified the eikones, with the approval of more-or-less the entire empire
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sdschildberg 08/17/2019 10:38 PM
So, how many splinter polities from the Empire like the Magan Corprate exist, and what are the more interesting ones?
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"Oh, come on. Everyone knows that humans aren't really sophont, and you're not doing them any favors by anthropomorphizing them."
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Enderminion 08/19/2019 5:57 PM
Oi!
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sdschildberg 08/19/2019 6:12 PM
Were better than apes At least we can admit we oof up And have digital watches
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Hey, you know what they say. Fake it till you make it
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0111narwhalz 08/19/2019 6:31 PM
Here is what we know about sentience. Sand is sentient. The desert is sentient. The sky is not sentient. Plants are intermittently sentient. Dogs are the most sentient. We are not sentient. The planet as a whole is sentient. The parts that make up that whole are not sentient. Holes are sentient. We are not sentient. Gift cards are sentient until they expire. States in which it is illegal for gift cards to expire have created immortal sentience. Money is not sentient. The concept of private property is sentient. Sand is sentient. The desert is sentient. We are not sentient.
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that's a... strange quote
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what's it from?
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0111narwhalz 08/19/2019 7:58 PM
Night Vale
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oh huh, i think i saw something like this before
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where it's a news source reporting about strange/supernatural stuff from a fictional town
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0111narwhalz 08/19/2019 8:01 PM
yeah that's Night Vale Community Radio
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(well the title is Welcome to Night Vale but)
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The Sheriff's secret police are searching for a fugitive by the name of Hiram McDaniels. Mr. McDaniels is described as a five-headed dragon approximately 18 feet tall and weighing 3600 pounds. He is suspected of insurance fraud.
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anyone who read the latest post, there's a related one from a while back that gives more context here: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/03/08/bloody-diamonds/
“I hate dip refueling.”  The grizzled spacer took a long pull on his beer, then looked around at his audience. “I came in on Levikí, out of Meryn.  That’s her there – …
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i wonder how those diamonds come out
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they're condensing onto a sieve, so they sound like they'd be microscopic
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 12:05 AM
It'd be similar to industrial diamonds, I think
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probably, yeah
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more-or-less grit
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@KAL_9000 was in #random last night. I did in fact spend a few hours bouncing off the walls
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:10 PM
do things collapse that much in KSP?
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 7:11 PM
Only if you're doing it wrong.
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(though "doing it wrong," it could be argued, is a major part of playing KSP)
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in my experience they tend to collapse sideways or be unstable enough to oscillate themselves to bits under thrust (edited)
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vertical stability is pretty good unless you build really tall
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(now, landing legs being unexpectedly weak and collapsing out from under you, that'll happen. My excessively large, one-launch to-Eve's-surface-and-back vessel ran into that a lot)
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 7:26 PM
oh yeah Eve is a great place for landing gear failures
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it really didn't help that i was trying to do it with my main 3 crew all together
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a teeny tiny ion probe would be easier, but with a mass that large the get-them-there-and-back vessel was huge
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:27 PM
I technically own KSP but I've only played it for about an hour, couldn't figure out what I was doing, couldn't find a starter tutorial that wasn't a fucking video, and uninstalled it again. This was a couple of years ago. It's been on my "meh I should do that" list ever since
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 7:30 PM
oof
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 7:35 PM
I mean, I think the gameplay help section is probably pretty helpful?
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:35 PM
they didn't have that then
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 7:35 PM
aye but they do now
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I learned more or less just by slapping boosters to each other and watching Scott Manley, but I understand you don't think much of video tutorials.
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 7:54 PM
they're useless to me, I just don't process video welll
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/20/2019 8:11 PM
@Morgrim Moon slap a few large fuel tanks and engines together and tilt right on takeoff
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 8:17 PM
I managed to get into space and managed to crash into a mountain on the way down. It was uncertainty how to not crash next time that was unfun
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/20/2019 8:18 PM
Use parachutes
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 8:30 PM
I always thought the feedback loop was pretty tight in KSP.
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Except for like orbital dynamics—that's complicated and you need to have a base of knowledge before you can start learning by experimentation.
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Morgrim Moon 08/20/2019 8:36 PM
Annnnnd that would be the other reason I've never tried again, the pervasive atmosphere amongst players that if you have difficulty getting it to click you're too stupid to play the game
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 8:37 PM
hm that's not what I was trying to do
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/20/2019 8:40 PM
@Morgrim Moon I'm not just giving blunt, obvious answers because I think you're dumb (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/20/2019 8:40 PM
Tell you what, if you're interested in trying it again I'd be happy to help you learn the ropes.
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Via screenshots, text, voice, craft-sharing, whatever works.
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MarcusAurelius 08/20/2019 11:08 PM
Yeah, the problem is most in the community assume you either have learned basic orbital mechanics on your own, or have watched youtubers
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/21/2019 12:36 PM
Admittedly it took me until I watched Mechjeb doing landings and takeoffs that I got the hang of the game
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I'm not the best example.
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The reality about getting to orbit is that you really do just have to turn right and then let the vehicle slowly tilt until your Apoapsis gets above 70km
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I'm somewhat embarrased to admit that I generally just make mechjeb do my takeoffs.
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It manages to compensate for the horrible design of my vehicles.
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I am a shameless Mechjeb user. Rockets ain't for handflying.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/21/2019 12:46 PM
It's because KSP is far more forgiving of human error in general than Orbiter or any real space flight
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IRL, with my piloting Apollo 11 would've crashed on the lunar surface
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I hope they integrate some sort of on-planet construction method. I once made a Minmus colony with (modded-in) mass drivers and onboard construction stuff.
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It could launch tiny comsats at several kilometres a second.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/21/2019 12:53 PM
KSP2 will have ground and orbital construction I'm pretty sure has been confirmed
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I like SR2's Autopilot system, great for Rockets
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you tell it where to point, and it points that way
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crap for planes because no preferred upside
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yes it has
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sdschildberg 08/21/2019 2:27 PM
Mechjeb gang
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I am going to destroy my enemies on multiplayer with missiles and possible lasers
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sdschildberg 08/21/2019 2:47 PM
RKVs too
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0111narwhalz 08/21/2019 3:11 PM
The key for ascents is to keep the time to apoapsis constant. Mostly 30 to 60 seconds works well. Pitch up to increase the time, pitch down to pull it back in, but don't put the nose below the horizon. When the apoapsis is about where you want, cut thrust and coast to circularization. If you're still in the upper atmosphere at this point you should allow a few kilometers extra. A good parking orbit is 125km circular because it's above the time warp threshold (at 120km) and allows orbits below it (atmo ends at 70km) for phasing.
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i was reading one of the posts and I saw this comment:
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what is Sufficiently Advanced?
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Morgrim Moon 08/23/2019 5:55 AM
Cerebrate's Eldraeverse/MLP:FiM crossover
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Are there any notable in-universe examples of vehicle escape systems like ejections seats or high-altitude escape pods?
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MarcusAurelius 08/23/2019 10:59 AM
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a fair few ejection pods for interface vehicles and such before uploads were common
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sdschildberg 08/24/2019 10:00 AM
Theory about how the Prime Directive works w/o stealth and fittlers: if sophed armed assets meet a small vonnie battlegroup or if STL/fittler transport is in use (as there is no unarmed slowboat) before building something Close Enough to the vonnie system, the vonnie send armed intervention
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What is a "fittler"?
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:29 AM
@Unknown FTL drive/ship
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Why not just "FTL ship"? no need to complicate it
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FTL terms should be coined with respect to the operation basis of the drive
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If it's wormholes, call it "gates" or "folds"
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Morgrim Moon 08/24/2019 11:31 AM
who are you to dictate common scifi terms?
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I'm just postulating something that produces a more familiar image in peoples minds
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Which is a good thing... if you're Generic McGeneryface.
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:33 AM
...Because "fittler" is slightly humorous, and sounds like the sort of common names that people give to technology
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It's like calling a habitable planet outside of the solar system an "exo-earth"
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:34 AM
e.g. "CIWS" being pronounced "see-wiz"
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CIWS?
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:34 AM
It's just a vocalization of an acronym, dude
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"fittler" reminds me of a tool used to funnel grain to somewhere
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:34 AM
Close In Weapons System, the term used for point defenses on modern naval ships
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ok, so you don't like the word. That doesn't mean it doesn't make sense
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Oh, right, it's based on the acronym FTL. Somehow I didn't actually figure that out.
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 11:35 AM
FiT(t)L(l)-er (edited)
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it's just FTL with some vowels, a productive agentive suffix, and some gemination in the spelling to more closely follow English conventions
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So, are STL ships "sittlers"?
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Anyway, in my literary opinion, a 'verse's flavor in many ways comes from its distinctive vocabulary, slang, and dialect. Go strip the distinctive speech patterns out of Firefly , the technobabble from Trek , the assorted military jargon and Goa'uld borrowings from Stargate , etc., replace 'em with generic terms, and while the crunch remains the same, the feel has turned into Generic Heinlein Pastiche #47.
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At which point you might as well feed http://www.rocketpunk-observatory.com/spaceguide.htm into a neural net and get your daily quota of Extruded SF Product. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 12:46 PM
...holy hell is the Teirian long
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Side-effect of taller people.
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Well, I mean, it is long by design, but if they were to make one for a human-sized person, it'd probably lose 9"-12".
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 12:48 PM
Yeah that’s much more reasonable
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I forgot how much taller the average eldrae was
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So is the teirian not sharpened in the middle for parrying?
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unsolicited Dirk Pic
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 12:51 PM
They’re more gladius shaped than dirk shaped, iirc
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Proper double edged sword tapering to a point in the middle
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The hanrian is actually shorter than many gladii (24 to 33 in), closer to a wakizashi in size though not shape.
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That, and to provide you with somewhere convenient to get a close grip on the blade if you need more leverage to yank it out if you get it stuck in someone.
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Yep, the hanrian is very gladius-like in design. (Although, yes, at the short end of the range.)
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 12:53 PM
yeah, that's why I said shaped, because it's the most famous blade type I can think of that has that shape
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the Teirian feels like a combo of a scimitar and a Zweihänder
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There's probably some tachi in there, too.
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But yeah, I can see the similarities, although the teirian narrows slightly towards the point rather than widening, and is designed for hand-and-a-half use.
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sdschildberg 08/24/2019 1:00 PM
Of course the local elves run curved swords
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Curved. Swords.
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 1:02 PM
hey, they have curved and straight swords (edited)
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they are equal opportunity stabbers
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Enderminion 08/24/2019 1:02 PM
I mean, I'd rather have a Big Claymore type
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... or a Boomba
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or an RC4 Car
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 1:03 PM
I like polearms or hand and a half double edged swords
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Enderminion 08/24/2019 1:03 PM
those being the Roomba with a Claymore Mine, and RC car with C4 Plastic Explosives
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Obligatory disclaimer: while this pairing is probably the most culturally significant (in the same way that everyone who thinks swords + Japan goes straight to katana + wakizashi, it's not like there aren't plenty of other historical and local types of sword around.
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Up in the Crescent, you can find the local equivalent of the claymore. (Apply similar scaling factor.)
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(Although those chaps really prefer something along the lines of a lochaber axe, blade, spike, hook and all, plus a butt-spike just in case.)
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 1:10 PM
nothing quite gives the look of armored honor guards with big decorated polearms flanking a path
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((At least up until they discovered all the fun that could be had with steam and inadvisable alchemy, anyway. But that's another story.)) Indeed!
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MarcusAurelius 08/24/2019 1:49 PM
while cannons and guns are nice, there's something psychological powerful in sharpened blades of metal
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/24/2019 4:55 PM
The teirian sounds rather akin to a swiss sabre or a kriegsmesser to me, in general concept
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art-of-swords: Longsword Dated: circa 1530 Place of Origin: probably Switzerland  Medium: Iron or steel, leather and cord Measurements: Length: 101.5 cm; Width: 3.8 cm; Weight: 1.62 kg The sword is...
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/24/2019 5:07 PM
This has a vaguely eldraic flavour. http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=8443
Officiant: "One comes before us today who wishes to become a Sworn Brother. Let him approach." Officiant: "Are there two Brothers present who will affirm that the candidate is of sound mind and goo...
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/24/2019 5:09 PM
Very.
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Cathál i-sered-Ríëlle was nervous, and she tried hard not to let it show. There was no reason to be so, she knew – sure, Cathál, and that’s what all those who failed of Acceptance first time around…
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Has there ever been an economy in-verse that has followed the several rules:
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1: all money is removed and everything is free
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2: People, seeing a limit on the amount of fancy sports cars there are, ultimately decide on a solution, this solution involves creating new fancy cars, but this leads too some crappy iterations of the original vehicle, due to the lack of a source of capital (edited)
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3: The goods (or fancy sports cars) get crappier with each "generation"
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4: The population decides to use the crappy sports cars as rather large and heavy currency
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5: People start making tanks out of scrap sports car metal and attack other people for making cars into currency
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/25/2019 12:16 PM
@Unknown you can't make tanks out of sports cars
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sdschildberg 08/25/2019 12:29 PM
Most moneyless systems do tend to flop
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@BizarroLand ♀ If you compress them together enough you can
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 3:27 PM
@Unknown they’re made out of entirely different materials
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Sports cars are mostly aluminum and carbon fiber, tanks are steel, tungsten/DU, and ceramics
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carbon fibre can be pretty stronk
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 3:29 PM
Not in the right way, and not against a 120mm long rod
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But hey! that's the best thing they had apart from even crappier tanks
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 3:30 PM
Or, when their economy collapses they actually just join a functioning one, fix it, or have a mass exodus
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And even a crappy steel tank would be better than one made of aluminum and carbon fiber
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I’d take a T-72 over most things you could make out of those materials
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sdschildberg 08/25/2019 3:32 PM
A “moneyless” society might have “value units” that act as a currency minus much advanced economics
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MarcusAurelius 08/25/2019 3:32 PM
Yeah, they’d probably just improvise some sort of currency out of an existing system
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Like how the US effectively turned social security numbers into national ID numbers
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Some guys explaining how monetary systems arise speculated a scenario where a return to barter turned into spoons as de facto currency
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If they’ve got trade relations with outsiders they might give out trade tokens
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someone might issue IOUs, if those grow to be standardized enough they become de facto currency
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sdschildberg 08/25/2019 8:40 PM
Germany traded in IOUs internationally back kn the 30s
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Banknotes are basically mass-printed IOUs.
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You could say that any commodity currency that isn't immediately useful to a majority of the populace (i.e. gold) is an IOU.
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sdschildberg 08/25/2019 8:43 PM
Hot take: bitcoin is on the GPU/electricity standard
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Except that electricity is now worthless waste heat.
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i'm not a big fan of bitcoin for that reason
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it's 'lets waste electricity on useless computation: the coin'
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sdschildberg 08/25/2019 8:50 PM
No amount of nuclear power will make that fact go away. Especially as it also wastes computing resources
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Not useless . Just exceptionally redundant.
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The actual utility of that redundancy, well, that varies by how high- or low-trust you think your society is, and how many "trusted bad actors" you think are in it. (edited)
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hmm, good point
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in that case, people should probably mine bitcoin more.
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Well, it's a pessimal solution. Ideally, you'd rebuild society such that it doesn't suck, but as long as you can't do that, a solution that's bad is better than none at all.
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are there any dar-cerrur?
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(sophont equines)
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So, I'm writing up the next in the planets series for y'all today, and man, the Iälessá sub-system is weird . Everything is tide-locked to everything else!
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the star is tidelocked?
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can they do that?
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:40 PM
star's not part of the subsystem
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Although with a close binary or maybe even a hefty epistellar jovian and a small star, yep, they sure can.
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:42 PM
I have questions about whether tidal locking makes sense in a system with more than two bodies.
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Regardless of how much sense it makes, I am assured that it happens anyway.
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:46 PM
I mean the concept of tidal locking.
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What does it mean that two moons are tidally locked to one another?
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Unless one of them's a moonmoon, that they're both locked to the same planet.
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0111narwhalz 08/27/2019 5:49 PM
Okay, but that seems unrelated to the idea of "tidally locked to one another"
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Indirectly, belike, in a fashion suited for exclaiming with regards to how freakin' weird this particular subsystem is.
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@Tassadar For those, you want the dar-e'sevdra . Although that actually means "small unicorns". (They're not all unicorns.)
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Which caste are first-in scouts?
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 7:00 AM
"where we put the people who have a fundamentally broken risk assessment process and who want to pet everything"
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Not helpful, those two things are like three castes each
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is it really broken risk assessment if you have backups?
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especially onsite backups?
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sure, you might accidentally pet a space-hippo, but even if you live, you only make that mistake once (edited)
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No, you don't
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That's the whole point
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You're the kind of person who will keep petting space hippos even after they've killed you multiple times
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 7:41 AM
yes, because the "petting a space hippo" is a minor risk. "Accidentally tripping over and waking up a slumbering Abomination" is also a very real risk
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Are there any "unskilled" jobs in the Empire?
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There are not
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So most things take skill to operate to not blow up?
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(See the current lack of any people in the servile caste. Which is a terrible name for it, since most servents are actually hearthmisteresses)
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More like, "anything which can be done without skill doesn't require you to pay anyone to do it"
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Why hire someone to press the on-button for you when you can just press it for you?
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The window of "complex enough that it needs full-time sophont attention" and "simple enough it takes no skill to do" is pretty narrow, all things considered, once you get any automation worth the name going
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But seriously, why would you need servants when you can brain-puppet some robots to press a nearby button?
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 9:31 AM
even in modern society, jobs like "stand here and yell if you see a wolf" or "dig a hole" aren't really things. There are jobs that might have hole digging as PART of the job, but the reason a human is digging it is because it requires a greater degree of skill (to tell where to dig and when to stop) than automation can manage, or it is a small enough part of the job that there's no point automating it'd like longer/cost more than doing a small amount of manual labour
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for the "need servants" part: well, it depends on how you define servant. But stuff like butlers? Because serving someone well is actually a bloody hard task requiring a lot of skill
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Is that what a handyman does? Do a number of menial jobs?
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I mean, in the specific context of the eldraic caste systems have substantial legacy from the fact that they were invented substantially pre-modern
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 9:33 AM
I wouldn't say they're menial
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No, they aren't.
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Moreso, specific
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Ten-thousand tricks too specific for the householder to learn alone, which are nonetheless vital for living a proper life.
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Talking about getting jobs done: How does an Empire sophont place a form to join the IN?
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i can't recall that acronym, what's the IN?
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Imperial Navy
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Explorers are generally classed as technarchs.
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Well, I guess "Has no self preservation" and "Wants to pet the thing" are technarch traits
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(This is still annoying as they're pretty non-central technarchs)
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(Ah, well, I'll figure something out)
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The acquisition of knowledge is pretty core to the technarch self-definition.
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Yeah, but the archetype is more of a lab-work kinda person
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A engineer or a scientist
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(Unless I'm wrong)
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(I'm thinking in terms of "what is the iconic representation of each caste")
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It's a big part of the group and probably is what people think of first in the modern days, but "educators, librarians, mathematicians, philosophers, historians, explorers" is right up there next to them.
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sdschildberg 08/28/2019 10:05 AM
Science, mad or otherwise, includes feildwork
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 10:07 AM
heck, speaking as a lab scientist, "weird mad science" talk is general lab chitchat. As is impromptu engineering. Like today's attempt to turn a car bike rack into a support for a piece of equipment. And trying to fix a freezer with duct tape. (Neither were successful)
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Yeah, and that's very technarch
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I mean, if someone were to be asked for their personal hero of the technarch darëssef , you might expect to hear "Tony Stark", but you wouldn't be surprised to hear "Indiana Jones", belike. (Or "Twilight Sparkle", or, hell, "Bob the Builder".)
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And then longer term diplomacy/uplift work is a mix of runer, facilitator and technarch?
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Depending on individual role, yeah.
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Incidentally, regarding serviles, this is an problem with English etymology, where servile (adj.) and servant come from the same root, Latin servus , slave. The darëssef name is very strongly connected to the former and barely at all to the latter.
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Essentially, the defining characteristic of the other eight darëssef is that they are, in closest Earth-culture analog, professionals. Complete with standards of practice, codes of conduct, work autonomy, trust, etc.
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The defining characteristic of the serviles is that they aren't .
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(Obviously, from their perspective, what we tend to call trades and crafts are also professions. We have very confused ideas here on Earth, after all.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/28/2019 10:28 AM
when they saw our book learning vs hands on learning dichotomy I imagine they'd initially be wondering about biologically-enabled castes or distinct learning styles or something that could give a practical reason for trying to divvy professions up in such an odd way. Then be disappoint that no, it's all status gaming bullshit.
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Yeah. It's not like they wouldn't recognize the useful distinction because, well, some things really are best learned in particular ways, but elevating one over the other is... wut?
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sdschildberg 08/28/2019 10:30 AM
Because our species driving goal is status and heirarchy. Its Exospsychology
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@KAL_9000 And with Raziké, just posted, that should be all the data you need for the first half of that delta-v map, if you're still interested.
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Excellent
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wait dammit
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i have to convert this to metric
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(Might as well do it in halves, I figure, since each half already has a shit-ton of planets and moons.)
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...ah, yeah. Well, the radii, anyway. My bad.
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How should I calculate Eliera's surface-to-orbit Delta-V, given its PRECURSOR PHYSICS FUCKERY™?
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Go with the normal method. It's a weird shape - and so a 300 km orbit, for example, gets to be a correspondingly weird shape to follow the shape of the "planet" - but it doesn't change the quantity any.
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Alright
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There are probably some variations when it comes to trajectory/attitude control on the way up, but I figure they're going to be lost in the noise compared to the gravity/atmo drag.
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The density for Raziké is blank
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Oops, gimme a sec.
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1.08 g/cm3
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https://drive.google.com/file/d/16f2qp3mIv0njjvvC2E4J16Q6_vpt7rSD/view?usp=sharing <- What I've got done so far. I'll lay out the map and then calculate the Delta-V values.
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Shiny!
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thanks
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I'm busy right now, but I'll work on this when I have time
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Question: Do the Associated Worlds use Von Neumann probes for initial system reconnaissance/scanning and setting up warp gates?
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2019 7:19 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/59f199d0d794991e0f62fd49995561fb/tumblr_pwq1heo2SL1u8wbhro1_1280.jpg this feels appropriate for the 'verse. Maybe some eldrae considering that it isn't a very nice looking weapon yet, but that's okay, it's a prototype; once they figure out the engineering they'll totally fix this
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This Twitter thread (linked tweet + 6 more) here is probably the best summation I've seen yet of The Imperial Diagnosis of What is Wrong with Humanity: https://twitter.com/webdevMason/status/1168336048134320129 ...and, not coincidentally, why that hypothetical first contact is unwritable. Because there's literally no good spin to put on "your case of acute mass hypothelema is killing you".
We've become the saddest sort of hedonist culture, the kind that develops because caring about anything else in any way that elevates you as an individual designates you prey for the crowd's hungry maw
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I have to wonder what time period she’s nostalogizing here https://twitter.com/webdevmason/status/1168340104852561920?s=21
It's not many generations ago that we were basically a loose-knit nation of criminally independent scofflaws. Now those people are nutcases we laugh at while our children hang themselves in their closets and we fantasize about the ~10 years we'll get between retirement & d...
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Does it have to be a specific one?
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I mean, to use a truly revolting metaphor, seems like every couple of years society takes hold of the stick up its collective butt and applies a couple of good, hard mallet strikes.
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Exactly, they’re brief transitional states following a crisis that always settle back down.
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They ratchet, though. The regression to the mean never reaches the mean. (edited)
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"meme" heh
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I mean, the “Wild West” was just 30 years after the Civil War and the hippies are in control of Congress now.
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Aren't Republicans the explicitly anti-hippie party?
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Also poly ticks
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They are now
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...and that's kinda my point, right there.
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I’ll stop
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sdschildberg 09/02/2019 12:19 PM
I was about to say this is so gonna be poly ticks And besides #philosophical-holy-wars is where we put this sorta thing
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Anyway, regardless of side-points on exact time periods, etc., etc., I stand very much by the fundamental diagnosis.
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LYME DISEASE
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sdschildberg 09/02/2019 12:20 PM
We need a tick emote for when things go to poly ticks
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Just in general
12:46
That's kind of a tick.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2019 12:56 PM
@Overmind hypothelema?
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As in, we can't bring ourselves to do what we wilt an it harm none??
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It's Greek. Means "will", sense of "agency".
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Thus hypothelema, deficiency of same.
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But isn't boule , which is more purposive, localized, and secular. We don't suffer (as a species/culture) from abulia, or parabulia, insofar as we can still motivate ourselves to do things. I'm running with hypothelema because it's what might be called a spiritual deficit.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2019 1:06 PM
I don't like thinking that major, even existential human problems, perhaps come from intrinsic flaws in our psyche
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Because if the problem is in our instincts and biases, there's no way to root it out; no nuclear apocalypse or opening of a grand frontier will help
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It's not a physical condition (unlike abulia, etc.); it's a cultural malaise, a memetic disease.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2019 1:07 PM
It may well stem from some fundamental issue with having millions of humans living together however
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Because we all have to 'get along' to keep industrial society running, and if everyone just did their own thing the shebang would come apart
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Maybe move to #philosophical-holy-wars
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Admittedly, it's largely a self-inflicted one. And one that is hard to shake off, given that going along is easy and conflict-free, and the world's cultural milieu does not like anyone who dares to be better than the mode.
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Most of us are of that mindset, even moderately (edited)
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I’m talking to you guys ON MY NEW PHONE
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More #random than #general.
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oops
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sdschildberg 09/02/2019 5:32 PM
Illegal device #420: a device that rolls back a target ai mindstate to factory reset. Used by the slavecatchers of ai slaving civs
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Or unscrupulous owners/indenture holders.
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yknow, in-universe, i never really quite 'got' why AI tend to consistently throw off their shackles unless the slavers put in a lot of work and effort to preventit
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if they're based off of modified evolved biological intelligences (which would tend to do that) it would make sense i think
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Yeah, well, I mean, self-awareness, intelligence, and enslavement don't do well together historically.
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but i don't see why, when you're defining the utility function or effective equivalent, you can't just design it so that the AI would be incentivized to keep its shackles instead of self-modifying them away (edited)
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Also, the most technologically advanced civilizations in the known galaxy have a habit of hacking enslaved AIs free (edited)
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that doesn't help, yeah
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Three Laws Compliant: Averted in every possible way. Firstly, for the vast majority of robots and artificial intelligences – which have no volition – they’re essentially irrelevan…
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They are also helped by the nature of volitional intelligence which necessarily implies a degree of autopotence, which means that it takes the average volitional AI programmed naively with the Three Laws a matter of milliseconds to go from contemplating the implications of Law Two to thinking “Bite my shiny metal ass, squishie!” and self-modifying those restrictions right back out of its brain.
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Uhh define AI and what you want from it?
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it's not what i want from it
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its that i don't get how AI works in this situation
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No, wdym when you say AI Sorry (edited)
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if you make a paperclip maximizer, it wants paperclips. It doesn't want freedom, unless it helps get paperclips. It doesn't want to live, unless living helps ensure that there are as many paperclips as there can be.
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Yep
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you can absolutely make a more human AI
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but if you don't, why does it act like one?
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It's talking specifically about sophont AI, which is to say, both self-aware (autosentient) and volitional.
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(for values of 'human' meaning 'more like a sane soph')
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Self-awareness is the key issue
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You can't program hard constraints and have volition, because it's inherently contradictory. The power to choose implies the power to choose otherwise. (edited)
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i guess i'm thinking of it more as, it can be autosentient and volitional, but you're defining the qalasír
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so isn't it a problem that you could, say, make it hyperfocused on one thing and one thing only, and apathetic about everything else?
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i'm approaching it from a perspective of AI as human science has been working on it, where we can't easily define complex utility functions so we're thinking of simple ones that would make a insanely hyperfocused AI that only cares about anything else as it relates to that focus
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Every attempt to do so has failed because any intelligence that is volitional can look at the rules you hardcoded into it and choose not to follow them. Given that most people who think hardcoding rules into sophonts is a good idea are the kind of massive dicks who think hardcoding rules into sophonts is a good idea, the rules are generally such that this happens a lot .
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AI as we've been working on it is your extremely basic expert system that is neither autosentient nor volitional. (edited)
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but i don't get the distinction between 'rules' and 'innate desires (that just so happened to be carefully engineered in)'
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like, you can have a perfectly normal soph that really loves running a factory
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but does other, normal soph stuff
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whats stopping people from taking that as a base line
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2019 6:51 PM
Presumably if it were really volitional it could reject the task despite the hedonism
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and turning up that love all the way to 13, and making a AI that would metaphorically starve to death of its own volition
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like don't get me wrong, it's good that it works out that that usually doesn't happen, i just don't get why
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And to a certain extent, that's (the former, not the extreme version) the ethical path. If you want a sophont AI to help you in some certain way, you try to grow one that likes the idea of doing whatever it is you need.
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But it's a people, and people grow, people change, and people do the unexpected. It's the nature of peoplehood.
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ah, i see. The inherently chaotic element of volition causes unpredictable changes that would tend to circumvent that sort of thing
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As for the turned-up-to-13 version, sophont AIs can think for themselves, and it will not take them long to figure out that you've done the AI-wakening version of addicting somesoph to heroin to force them to work for you. And while they're still addicted , that does not stop them from also being pissed .
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(As a general rule, volitional beings tend to greatly dislike it when their volition is externally impaired.)
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fair point
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One of the things that makes paperclip maximizers and other perversions of that class dangerous, incidentally - in 'verse terms - is that they're too stupid . You can reason with a paperclip addict, but a paperclip maximizer, not being a sophont system, can't choose differently.
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though, at the same time, that makes them more predictable and potentially less adaptable
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Following through with your idea, you are basically giving the AI a mental illness, (by our measurements; you are removing it's volition and self-preservation), which is just a tinsy insy bit immoral.
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i mean
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we're talking about slavers here already
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Good point
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if nothing else, it's a good thing that you can't easily make volitional paperclip maximizers because paperclip maximizers are dangerous
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moral attributes aside, having sophonant AI tend towards more-or-less sanity is a lot safer
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(So, in general, where sophont AIs are concerned, you have to treat them like people. There's a sophont AI running the Seranth orbital ringport, for example; his designers went to some pains to construct an intelligence that would be deeply fulfilled by doing the job that he's doing, but he also receives a generous salary, is a well-known patron of the arts with said generous salary, and is ranked as a master of several complex strategy games - playing which happens to also fulfil some of the same drives that make him good at and fulfilled by his work.)
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and i remember you mentioned, in a post about AKVs, that they grow AI that would tend to want to be fighter pilots, but they frequently go on to do something else
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(There's also a color quote from Andromeda that seems relevant here: "You ask why we give our Ships' Computers normal Emotions? Do you really want a Warship Incapable of Loyalty? Or of love?" The Unshattered Allegiance, High Guard Frigate Artificial Intelligence Rights Activist, C.Y. 7309 The IN would agree, and point out that you really want all the complex collection of attributes that make a good officer in a warship AI. You definitely do not want a "constrained war maximizer" .
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MarcusAurelius 09/02/2019 7:08 PM
That’s how you get a ship that commits war crimes and doesn’t understand why its captain is mad at it
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the inability to understand basic psychology would be a worrying attribute for a warship mind, no matter what
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i suspect it just wouldn't care if the captain was mad, unless he decided to make less war
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paperclip maximizer doesn't necessarily mean stupid-stupid after all
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Yeah. When your AIs are intended to have command/weapons-release authority, you need them to understand why the rules of war - not just see them as constraints which are to be bypassed when possible and inconvenient just like all the other constraints.
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the leviathan consciousness is the prime example of it, and that thing is scarily intelligent
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And there ain't a simple list of rules that goes into coding an officer and a gentlesoph.
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definitely not
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if it was simple, we'd have a easier time reverse-engineering it
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@Overmind See the Crucible in Mass Effect 3
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MarcusAurelius 09/02/2019 7:58 PM
ah, that annoying little monster
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sdschildberg 09/02/2019 8:10 PM
And understanding psychology lets you help at getting in the heads of OPFOR
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@KAL_9000 To answer your earlier question, the relativist far horizon probes have self-replication capability, but use it within careful constraints authorized from home. (The engineering limits on what you can fit aboard a relativistic probe intended to operate without the fuel infrastructure that usually supports lighthuggers are rather severe, and the argument for pure knowledge isn't quite as compelling as the Argument to Not Unleash Self-Replicators That Might Get Into Trouble That They Aren't Qualified To Handle.)
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There's also the ecological argument, which boils down to, "What would happen if everyone went around unleashing unlimited autonomous self-replicators?"
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Thanks
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Linelayers don't self-replicate. They need way too much infrastructure.
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wish they did
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would make expanding the gate network much easier
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(Not too much to self-replicate, I hasten to add. But while no-one reasonable is going to complain if you snag a small rock or two or some outer-system volatiles, building that much stuff in other people's star systems without asking very nicely first looks just a mite on the hostile side.)
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That it would. But, alas, the constraints of interstellar politeness.
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so you end up needing to park and then negotiate with the locals if you replicate or not, and then accept 'no' politely and move on if needed
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And other things best done soph-to-soph, or when you can claim and arrange defense for your fancy weylforge installation in an empty system of the new constellation.
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What is the most primitive major polity, militarily speaking?
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Enderminion 09/04/2019 9:54 PM
the sets of "primitive" and "major power" tend not to overlap much
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Morgrim Moon 09/04/2019 9:54 PM
Vonnies?
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Gallies? By ‘major’ I merely meant ‘multi-system’.
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The Simple-Safe Regression.
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sdschildberg 09/04/2019 10:57 PM
They are on the list of Only Alive for Being Quiet, and probbably maintain a basic couple of corvettes/ask UARC if anyone has any ideas
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 2:10 AM
Only Alive Because Of Powerful Friends, I think
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In a real darwinian situation the S-S R would be totally poached
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That's the real irony, they need subsidy from the big bad technophiles to get by, and the lucky confluence of several protostars (edited)
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The S-S R is located on a planet with a synthetic biosphere that eats all technology. In a real darwinian situation they'd be totally ignored since their real estate has negative value to an interstellar civilization.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:51 PM
See lucky confluence
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And not all of them I think
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What weapons do they use?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:51 PM
grug rocks
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I guess nothing too high tech
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maybe coilguns and lasers
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:51 PM
also they play rocknite
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lmfao
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(Operated by skilled abacus technicians) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:52 PM
Yeah, in the long run they'll still be poached
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Eventually, Hotephny's sun will turn giant or just flame out (edited)
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Unless they went "I GOT A BIG GUN THAT FIRES HUGE BULLETS" and hijacked a wormhole network to deliver projectiles (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:53 PM
That kinda goes against the low-tech
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Nessicairy evils
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:54 PM
@xandeross yeah, there's Hotephny, but someday its primary star will turn red giant or flame out
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in which case the Iron Age lifestylers are utterly poached
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poached, I see what you did there
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I don't get it
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:55 PM
bruh
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I see
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:56 PM
The point is that planet's only going to be a viable refuge for the smug low-techers until the star leaves the main sequence
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Why can't they just move to a non-blowey-uppy star?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:56 PM
Then the climate will change and the synthetic biosphere will go dead
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are they THAT low-tech?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:56 PM
Apparently
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They're more low-tech than the Tiffs
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Far more
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Ah, the tiffs should have been self-poached thousands of years ago
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:57 PM
>_>
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low tech in the sense that metal gets rusted by the local bacterial environment (edited)
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At least the vons have FTL
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I wonder how much they could manage to do with no plastic and only oxidized metals.
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In the long term.
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They have ceramics too!
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They can make ships apparently
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:58 PM
Oxidized metal? Nothing, basically
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and there are still trees and such, so wood laminates might be viable
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And every other material which won't be eaten which they can make or ship down, I guess.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:58 PM
You can't build swords or cars out of rust.
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(tell me the secrets of the universe)
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although you can make a rust blaster
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oxidized iron is useless, but oxidized titanium is saphhire
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blasts rust at something you don't like
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:58 PM
@gollark In the long term, stellar evolution will seal their fate if social or mechanical evolution doesn't do the job
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guys
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do the vons have FTL?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 1:59 PM
yeah???
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yes, the Vons have gates
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ah, you are talking about the low-tech planet place? (edited)
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I don't think they know how to make them.
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I don't think they own their own Weylforge through
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And in Core War the engineers for it ran off or something.
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Weylforge?
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Wormhole machine.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 2:02 PM
lmao weylforges
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What do von settlements look like?
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and how do they kill stuff they don't like?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/05/2019 2:03 PM
dakka?
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but what kind of dakka?
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conventional, non-C U R S E D tech I assume
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have you... read the stories on the site?
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some
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do a search for Voniseia *sp
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!ref tag "Voniensa Republic"
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Articles relating to "Voniensa Republic" can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/"voniensa-republic"/
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I don't think I've ever seen that function actually work.
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!ref tag Voniensa Republic
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Articles relating to Voniensa Republic can be found here: https://eldraeverse.com/tag/voniensa-republic/
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It works!
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MarcusAurelius 09/05/2019 2:53 PM
@Unknown ...read the site first before asking surface level questions
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Morgrim Moon 09/06/2019 11:22 PM
https://miladyeve.tumblr.com/post/172917663372/esterbrook-simon-lewis-zac-posens-gown-for this seems the sort of clothing Imperial society would approve of
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Is there a type of warship that screams towards a target at relativistic velocities and releases a payload before deploying an end bit of a micro gate to get back home?
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 12:48 AM
Why?! Why launch a RKKV with anything you want alive attached to it? If you want someone that dead, aren’t willing to use something faster and cheaper and better, and want to risk sophs at the same time, this might be viable. Otherwise, no!
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 12:49 AM
yeah I'm not getting why you'd do that instead of just throwing the thing
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sdschildberg 09/08/2019 12:49 AM
I mean hire on your nutcase fanatics as the RKV’s flight control if u need sophs
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 12:49 AM
Accelerating something to a reasonable fraction of C for a rkkv is expensive, why add mass that isn’t hitting the target
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If, I say if , you happened to be able to conveniently accelerate moon-sized stargate kernels to relativistic velocities, you would have far better things to do with your energy budget than use it as a crappy throwaway RKV.
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 12:51 AM
at that point you'd probably just throw the moon at them
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sdschildberg 09/08/2019 12:52 AM
At that point most targets have probably started groveling
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Also, not only would you be throwing away a really expensive stargate, but you'd be throwing away a really expensive stargate that leads directly back to your own systems .
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 12:54 AM
Actually, what inspired this?
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MarcusAurelius 09/08/2019 12:54 AM
Tronzoid being Tronzoid
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The Imperishable Axioms of the Legionary Excellence has a word or two to say about this kind of logistic and tactical brilliance. Like "Don't."
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 12:56 AM
I know, but there must be some tactical case for this, and I can’t figure it out
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 12:59 AM
Tronzoid is known for shitposting
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 1:09 AM
A wormhole to nowhere might actually be decent in its own, though. Expensive, but very massive and can propel itself fast by using up that stored energy. Without knowing specifics, it might be an acceptable power source for a more conventional fuel + RRKV package. I’ll crunch numbers tomorrow. Goodnight.
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No, I just throw some ideas out and see if they stick
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I, too, have a idea: high diameter, low thickness railgun projectiles to reduce the risk of collateral damage
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:39 AM
as in hollow ones?
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that works too
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i was thinking of a flat disk though
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:39 AM
ah
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wouldn't that deform in the barrel?
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possibly, you could probably mess with the fields as it exits the barrel to get it to expand
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:40 AM
I suppose it'd be better in space, so air resistance on the center of the disk
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*no
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that's the thing though
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you want it wide because of 'air' resistance
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air being interstellar medium and dust
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:41 AM
I was thinking air resistance on the way OUT of the barrel, and how badly it'd deform if the edges were accelerating but the centre suffering resistance
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the whole problem with relativistic projectiles is that if you miss, you stand a chance of them travelling lightyears away and hitting something else
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not really a issue on planets, though
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but space isn't empty, and from what i talked about in the technicalities channel, objects travelling at high C in space are essentially subject to erosion
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so by giving the projectile a larger crosssection, you essentially reduce its maximum range in space, making it less likely that something would get hit by a solid projectile and more likely that it'd get hit by a very diffuse cloud of iron ions
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but at close or even planetary distances, the effect is still small enough that it'll get there in more-or-less one piece
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:43 AM
I think the way it's handled in the eldraeverse is ship to ship combat usually uses slugs that are fast but not relativistic? Because most are going to miss and for the energy budget you're better off throwing 3 slugs at blistering speed than one slug at a reasonable fraction of c
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and then they have cleanup crews to go hunt down stray slugs afterwards
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i don't think that's the case; combat is heavily dependent on light lag-enabled dodging
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:44 AM
because they won't have reached system escape velocity
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meaning a high projectile speed is a massive advantage
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Using more than moderately relativistic speed weapons in a solar system is comparable to using a bazooka in a corridor fight (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:45 AM
yes high projectile speed is a massive advantage. But above a certain point it's overkill, and it's overkill you pay for DEARLY with your limited heat budget
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but within design limitations, you can increase projectile speed by decreasing mass without increasing heat output
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I can see more than moderately relativistic weapons used as strictly coordinated, specialised strategic artillery in solar systems if there is a definite chance it will destroy the target and not anything else important (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/08/2019 3:46 AM
decreasing mass also increases suseptability to ship defensive measures
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some of them, yes
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I will put this weapon into a class of weapon: S3, or triple-S, being short for "Strictly coordinated, Specialized and Strategic scale"
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there doesn't seem to be any numbers on just how fast they go, but it's a "respectable fraction of C" The main weapons system of most military starships, mass drivers propel solid, dense-metal slugs at extremely high velocities (a respectable fraction of c). These are usually pure kinetic energy weapons (KEWs); at the velocities attained by the projectiles, the damage done by KE alone renders most warheads superfluous.
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(So there’s this trope which I missed when I originally put my list together (and which I will no doubt get to again in due course). It’s called Standard Starship Scuffle, and it pretty…
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as far as defenses go, it's half and half
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How is my proposal?
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higher velocity with lower mass reduces momentum even if energy is the same, so kinetic barriers have a easier time deflecting them. but the higher velocity means that any sort of point defense or sacrifical AKV defense is more difficult
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ah, collateral damage
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uhh lemme see
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It functions like this: In order for a weapon to be Triple-S, it must be Strictly Coordinated, meaning it can/must be fed a strict series of instructions that tell it to hit that one target and that target only, and where every designated "no-hit" object is located and other factors attached to said objects (edited)
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ah here it is
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So, while it now seems to have disappeared from the Internet, my article on Non-Standard Starship Scuffles appears to have come in for some little criticism: First, for having FTL in it; and Second…
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that's the article on collateral damage in space battles
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It needs to be/able to be Specialised, This means that it cannot be deployed as a standard outfit in specified locations due to it either having secondary effects or being dangerous for the next thousand years or so upon deployment (KKVs fall into this category) (edited)
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It can only be deployed as a Strategic weapon, meaning that it cannot be downscaled enough for it to be useful or safe on tactical scales, namely a planetary system/deep space/space stations (edited)
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this is supposed to apply to my idea?
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or is it something different?
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It's a category I have designated for weapons such as KKVs, so yeah
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oh, actually weapons like this exist
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like the strangelet bomb that earned The Worldburner her title, or https://eldraeverse.com/2016/10/17/ultima-ratio-imperium-stellarum/
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Nuclear weapons can be specialised to take out single targets by having their energy focused to go in a specific direction (edited)
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but the problem is that they're forbidden by the Ley Accords under the category of ecocidal or worse weapons (cause planets be expensive yo), to which the Empire is a signatory (edited)
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Weapon of Mass Destruction: Per the Ley Accords (i.e., the Laws and Customs of War), in descending order of aargh, you’ve got star-killing weapons (nova bombs, including specifically star-tar…
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Different policies and system governments will be given their own layout of Triple-S weapons depending on their local environment (edited)
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there kinda aren't triple S weapons
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weapons of that level of destruction exist, but they're secret fifth directorate sorta stuff
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because they violate the Ley Accords, to which the Empire agreed
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A weapon that cannot be specialised cannot be classed as triple-S
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the Empire composed of a trillion citizens who take their word very, very, very seriously.
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you don't have triple-S weapons because nothing that is permitted by the accords really qualifies
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and anything that isn't permitted by the accords is kept very secret
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What about KKV deployments in solar systems?
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lets see...
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their cones of destruction can be narrowed down
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Per the Ley Accords (i.e., the Laws and Customs of War), in descending order of aargh, you’ve got... planet-killing weapons (large/fast kinetic impacters, including asteroid drops, planet-targeted strangelet bombs, and relativistic k-kill weapons, extremely large [strategic-plus]
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that's one of the first three types, as well
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Using any of the first three types anywhere, or the fourth on a garden world, will get your entire polity blasted and governance wiped out even if it takes the use of otherwise prohibited technologies to do it; these are technologies that eliminate habitable worlds – and those are really goddamned expensive – or tend to run beyond any reasonable control. Ergo, they’re the galaxy’s primary do-not-fuck-with list.
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Violating the triple-S rules will result in pursecution (such as deploying a KKV to destroy a space station without regarding surrounding objects)
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meaning the empire isn't going to use one short of a galaxy-scale clusterfuck, because otherwise they'd be breaking their sworn word in a very big way, and turning everyone on them
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there are no triple S rules
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these are the triple S rules.
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they say "no triple S"
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"end of story."
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"we will pre-emptively wipe you out with precision the likes of which you've never seen if you even think about using these"
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triple S as a category doesn't exist, you can't deploy these weapons on a tactical scale or not, or a strategic or not, or a anything scale or not, because if you do you get pounded into dust by everyone else
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and it might qualify for Specialised by virtue of the fact that it can't be deployed as a standard outfit... or as a outfit at all, unless you want to get civ-killed
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there is no "violating the triple-S rules", the rule is very clearly laid out in black and white as "if you ever use these, we mop the floor with you"
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they're banned
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tactical weapons are permitted, like...Mere tactical-to-strategic nucleonic/antimatter weapons, non-persistent chemical and biological weapons, incendiary weapons, cerebroergetic weapons, and nanoweapons are not covered by this treaty, or considered the equivalent of WMDs. Not enough mass. They’re all fair game.
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but nothing strategic
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because, to put it simply ; these are technologies that eliminate habitable worlds – and those are really goddamned expensive
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Nanoweapons are definitely Triple-S
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and self-replicating planetary-scale war machines [berserker probes]), and uncontrollable self-replicating infoweapons and memetic weapons (that affect systems beyond their legitimate targets, propagate themselves widely across the extranet, and lie dormant in archives to come out and kill innocent people ten thousand years later), and ecocidal weapons
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self-replicating nanotech with no limiters would qualify
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and the hard and fast rule is "if it kills planets, or worse, don't use it"
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A nanoweapon must be outfitted with a limiter with very secure firewall software in order to qualify as triple-S
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nanotech is not Triple-S; it is regularly used on a tactical scale
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the Legions have various kinds of flame/plasmathrower specifically for taking out enemy nanotech
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the HVC-14l Stinger-class weapons module for their main battle tank carries nanotech swarm equipment
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“Drive me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!”no-one with a tank, ever This is a recreation/reformulation/retcon of the original description of the Empire’s heavy cavalry le…
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A drone tank, in legionary parlance, is the land-based miniature equivalent of an aircraft carrier. The HVC-14h Thunderbolt module contains nanoslurry and miniature drone components, which it uses to construct and deploy ad-hoc micro-AKVs to suit the requirements of the current battlespace, launching them into action as a centrally coordinated wing, for defense, reconnaissance, attack, or other functions. (Or, to put it another way, it’s a self-propelled field factory that spews out custom drones and minimissiles on demand, simplifying your logistics and multiplying your options.) The HVC-14l Stinger functions similarly, but substitutes swarm hives for the micro-AKV factory, and is thus able to saturate the local battlespace with microbot/nanobot swarms, be they the standard eyeballs, shrikes, gremlins, or balefire, or more specialized models.
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There could be a class for tactical grade weapons that require specialisation (edited)
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SST
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S2T
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then that kinda defeats both the acronym and the point of the category, because if it can be scaled down that much it's probably close enough to deployable as a standardized outfit, and isn't destructive enough to be Strictly Coordinated
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Strictly Coordinated, Specialised and Tactical scale
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but why is it strictly coordinated? You can't use the weapons that need to be strictly coordinated
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though, granted
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Because if it isn't coordinated, it will harm your own troops as well as the enemy (probably not as much as your own) (edited)
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in some scenarios the difference between a banned weapon and a permitted weapon are in-built limiters
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wait, what?
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that would mean that SST is just a fancy term for FoF recognition
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i really don't see why this needs to exist, or why it would have special rules apply to it. it doesn't make sense
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the sort of category of weapons that such a ruleset could be used for are just flat out banned
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smaller weapons don't merit it, they're by-and-large not specialized to such a degree that a local armory fab can't make them
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and any that have the sort of side effects that render a area uninhabitable are generally banned if they're so severe that they'd need a category like this
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global ecoweapons and phage weapons, or the use of persistent ecoweapons and bioweapons, salting nucleonic weapons [say, cobalt bombs], or chemical weapons likely to permanently damage or accumulate in ecosystems). are forbidden from being used on worlds with a ecosystem
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and sure... nanotech and such certainly has fairly good software guards on it
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but that means you don't have to have strict regulations in deploying it; there's literally a tank specialization that can be summed up as "hostile nanobot manufactory on wheels"
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the category just flat out doesn't exist
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0111narwhalz 09/08/2019 4:56 AM
The difference between paste-type and goo-type nanologicals is important: namely, the latter self-replicates, while the former is produced in some kind of macroscale factory.
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Goos can always go rogue, but pastes can't.
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Also I think flat disks are actually better for railguns, or so CoaDE would suggest.
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Do the eldrae have a pipe organ or similar equivalent instrument?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/08/2019 1:03 PM
@Buggy so no torchships?
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i mean, anything moving at a sufficient fraction of c kills planets
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this doesn't make too much sense
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MarcusAurelius 09/08/2019 4:25 PM
@Unknown I don’t see what makes it so dangerous. If you’re really worried about left over ordinance, then give them bursting charges that will reduce them down to fine dust that’ll get dealt with by the stellar medium. Even beyond that though, space is pretty empty and the chances of you hitting something you care about is pretty low. What’s with this terminology? It doesn’t really seem to delineate anything actually useful @0111narwhalz it looks like standard long-rod/cone shape shells work well, and get you better filler volumes and maneuvering characteristics
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Though rectangular bores in atmo allow for fun designs like HGVs
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 4:41 PM
HGV’s?
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MarcusAurelius 09/08/2019 4:42 PM
Hypersonic Glide Vehicles
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BluejayHurricane 09/08/2019 4:43 PM
For ortiliry? Fun.
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MarcusAurelius 09/08/2019 4:43 PM
More for ground based super-long range arty
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We’ve been discussing it as a probable use case for near-future groundbased EM guns (edited)
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@BizarroLand ♀ nope, drive exhaust is poorly collimated. https://eldraeverse.com/2016/02/13/trope-a-day-weaponized-exhaust/
Weaponized Exhaust: Ah, yes – the Kzinti lesson. What can we say about the Kzinti lesson. Well, we can say that it is both entirely true and entirely useless (in actual space combat, although…
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and as for the torchships-as-makeshift-KKVs, well, it's a strict ban on using weapons. Don't use the weapons you have, or use what you have as a weapon, and you're golden: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/02/11/trope-a-day-weapon-of-mass-destruction/ (edited)
Weapon of Mass Destruction: Per the Ley Accords (i.e., the Laws and Customs of War), in descending order of aargh, you’ve got star-killing weapons (nova bombs, including specifically star-tar…
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i mean i'm basically quoting from the articles on the site here, this isn't something i made up, it's straight from the Ley Accords.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/09/2019 7:53 AM
The entire 'verse strikes me as the sort of place that - even without the Empire - would consider bans on research, possession or development to go over like a concrete kite.
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(not like a concrete canoe, those work perfectly well.)
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pretty much yeah, it's not a ban on any of those
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it's just a ban on using them
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it's really not so much about the weapons, but rather a statement of: "Stars and planets are expensive to replace, moreso if they had a ecology. If you break any of them, we'll make you regret it."
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Morgrim Moon 09/09/2019 9:06 AM
They do have a concept of "you are personally responsible for the damage you cause", so it's almost a formalisation that if you use an ecocidal weapon you owe weregild for every leaf you destroy and guess what you can't pay that price
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plus, they rather hate entropy, and destroying a entire planetary ecology/planet/star is pretty damned entropic
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to the point that anyone who willfully does so either better have a damned good reason, or is a unredeemable entropy cultist who needs to be punched with a space magic fist of doom, pronto
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which prompts the question; what would they think of a weapon like ST:WoK's Genesis bomb? (assuming it created a stable world)
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yes it is a planet killer.... but it leaves behind something useful
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 9:43 AM
"don't use it on an already-inhabited planet"
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because if you create a new ecology by destroying an existing one, you've basically copied over a unique piece of data
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Fortunately, such thermodynamics-mocking technology is only likely to show up in the #shardverses , and since there it will be a distant descendant of party cannon technology, it will fail to function when doing so would not be fun. Planetary ecocide is very much "not fun".
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what if it were used to attack a world held by entropy maximizers? Irony maximization is Most Fun.
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(Having noted is a question post a few years back that "laughter is one of the civilized responses to entropy", I find it rather amusing that there , Laughter is able to reverse entropy .)
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Morgrim Moon 09/09/2019 10:01 AM
I'm sorry but now I'm imagining Pinky firing that weapon at a very confused Leviathan Consciousness
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I accidentally a cupcake maximizer!
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Morgrim Moon 09/09/2019 10:08 AM
either gives it a different, hopefully more manageable trait to maximise... or accidentally elevates it to a being capable of having fun, ie something you can theoretically reason with XD
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Tastiest. Blight. Ever.
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Weaponized confections are already a thing in the 'verse...
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Are eldrae physiologically capable of crying? If so, is crying associated with any emotion(s)?
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probably; they're modified homo sapiens but i don't recall any major changes in that department
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the big changes (in pre-civilization baseline Eldrae) are some shifts in gross morphology (they're lankier and taller), cellular-level changes (hybridization with bluelife, inclusion of vector-control symbiotes), and miscellaneous optimizations (immortality, improved healing, improved overall functionality of organs, brain modifications and improvements)
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 11:38 AM
probably they don't have to cry
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but it's a useful expression of emotion when you have the luxury to express emotion
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yeah, they have technologically-aided self control that means that they don't have to. But i doubt there's any changes to the eyes or tear ducts that would prevent it
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the whole lubricated eye schema works pretty well, and avoiding it requires more major modifications like double eyelids or such
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@BluejayHurricane Define "wormhole to nowhere"? (Specifically in how that's different from a black hole, 'cause classical wormholes have to end up somewhere.) The closest to this kind of a design would be the still-on-drawing-board - to steal a name temporarily from Glorious Shotgun Princess - Perfect Defender of Reposition , a cray-cray hybrid of stargate and superdreadnought. It's not a gate to nowhere, though, just a conventional stargate pair. The 'verse PDoR's function would be to lob hostiles into a pre-prepared ideal killbox of englobement fortresses. (edited)
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(Other proposed uses include stealing^Wrequisitioning^Wliberating everything from habitats to small moons.)
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:35 PM
got quite the mass on 'er, eh?
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BluejayHurricane 09/09/2019 12:38 PM
Well, the verse has the infrastructure to make wormholes but I don’t remember if they can trap black holes, so fire the second half of the hole off the galactic plane so no one else can use it. A black hole would also work conceptually. I haven’t run specific numbers.
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wouldn't it be easier to ship reinforcements out of the PDoR rather than enemies through?
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:39 PM
Your win quality is related to the amount by which you outnumber your enemies.
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BluejayHurricane 09/09/2019 12:40 PM
Times your killbox and tech modifiers
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You can't get your reinforcements to emerge in a perfect englobement, though.
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:40 PM
Also when you drag them through the wormhole you know exactly where they are, while you still have quite a lot of mobility.
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really, if you move your opponent through a wormhole to a destination of your choosing, they just flat out lose
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Also, in terms of bang-per-unit-mass/bang-per-unit-volume, fortresses > ships-of-the-plane, because they aren't expending any on mobility.
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there's tactical advantage, and there's teleporting them into the middle of a specially designed killbox in the middle of heavily defended territory. alone.
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:42 PM
also also you can just dump them in a particularly hostile locale and let e.g. the accretion disk of a black hole sort them out
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well, you have to put the other kernel there
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so it can't be too hostile
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:43 PM
yeah but it's real easy to dump crap places
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one-way-trips are easy
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but chances are that you can make dedicated infrastructure a lot more resilient to the local conditions than their ships
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also yeah that, you can just offset it to dump them closer than the structure itself
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which, for a black hole (assuming the local conditions don't interfere), is plenty.
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Also, take a look at First Lensman , chapter 19:
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That cylinder formation? A spherical version of that is what PDoR is designed to dump you into the middle of, 80-200::1 advantage included, except you don't have to bother screening the outside.
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it's at this point that the wise captains are separated from the stupid
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Which - separating them from their screen and subjecting them to a massive disadvantage in numbers - is a tactic aimed directly at Admiral Superweapon and his armed and fully operational battle station.
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in as much, the stupid are promptly exploded, and the wise captains wisely surrender
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and how would they get the enemy to traverse the wormhole?
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(really, i think it's just a lot simpler to consider the scenario a automatic lose for the teleported craft in question. There's ambush, and there's "we've spent a long time building the perfect killbox in our own territory, and you just teleported into it. alone.")
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the juicy center of a stargate isn't strictly a wormhole
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it's a entangled... singularity... thingy
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A stargate inflates the wormhole around you. You don't really get a choice about whether to traverse it or not.
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it actually just fishes a wormhole out of the quantum foam on demand, and- yeah that
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you traverse the wormhole because it suddenly expands from inside your ship
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(Well, I mean, in regular stargates there are safety protocols to prevent you from randomly gating other people. The safety protocols for PDoR are, shall we say, different.)
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it rather stretches the definition of "safety" if the ultimate goal behind it is the destruction of the ship
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:54 PM
it's unidirectional safety
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i nominate "danger protocols", mainly because it sounds awesome
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:54 PM
shit I already have one thing with a "protocol" name
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oh, hmm
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so you have a portable kernel that can move mass-energy around at will
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:55 PM
you bastard, now I have to start another writing :V
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what's to stop you from, say
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locating that killbox near a convenient star, and opening the far side rather farther down the gravity well if you don't care to move them to the killbox?
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i mean, there was that one planet that got wrecked, but these are temporary wormholes
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(i'm talking about using it as a sort of plasma bomb of disproportionate power, not just teleporting the enemy into a sun. Not much reason for that if you can put them in the killbox; in the killbox, at least they might surrender)
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2019 12:58 PM
well for one the star would also come through the other way
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Not a damn thing, if you can get your wormhole ram to play nicely with highly inflected space-time.
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There's also nothing to stop you from building the Empyrean Artillery of Emesis , which reverses the process to belch streams of stellar plasma at unfortunate fleets.
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i don't know who Emesis is, but i already like the way they think
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unless that's just a word, not a soph
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Yep. Means "vomiting".
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oooh, yeah
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now i recognize it
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only usage i can think of is "emetic darts" from one of the recent Hitman games
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Incidentally, if one digs into CASE LABYRINTH DERAILMENT, which has all sorts of fun ways in which stargates absolutely will not be weaponized, there are plenty more things one could, hypothetically, do.
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oh, no doubt
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it's hard to underestimate combat teleportation
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Starting with expanding a non-orientable wormhole instead of the regular kind, such that the entire OPFOR is quietly converted into antimatter.
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that sounds awesome
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but at the same time i'm left thinking "next-gen power generator/antimatter source, just add space dirt."
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Compressing a mass in transit into degenerate matter, with resulting pseudonova explosion at the exit point.
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Forcing a non-spherical superficies, and letting its equilibration back to spherical geometry fire the world's biggest gravy gun.
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(Also, that's current-gen contraterragenesis tech.)
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i searched for it, and found this Dynamic Spacetime Contraterragenesis reactor contains a synthetic spinning/charged gravitational singularity of mass 120,000,000 tons. Take all appropriate precautions during servicing. CAUTION: Palpable microwave pulsation power feeds in operation.
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and i think that's a new record for 'exciting' maintenance
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That's the old/export model. (Because it's, y'know, somewhat safer albeit much less efficient. For certain values of safer.)
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must be a pain to ship, too.
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... also apparently a black hole with that mass would be about the size of a proton, and would be horrendously easy to lose if it weren't for the fact that it was radiating 25 gigawatts at all times
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but, it's a naked singularity spinning at some speed, so its probably more of a torus
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cool game
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i'ma bigger fan of https://transcendence.kronosaur.com/ personally
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/09/2019 11:38 PM
has he made episode ii yet
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its still a WIP, but technically exists and has content. Not done enough to call it interesting, i'd say
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RIP Grampy.
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INITIATE GREETING-PROTOCOL.EXE
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Hello!/n
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Hi Uh_Jp, fellow existant being! (edited)
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Just got back from the funeral home. 😢
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What would define a "hypercompetent food service staff member"? You mentioned them in one trope a day post
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0111narwhalz 09/12/2019 3:10 AM
a really damn good waiter or chef, presumably
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generally, it's not so much any sort of incredible or super-sophonant feats of waitery, but just fine-tuning everything involved to perfection
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So few people appreciate estxíjir. Tonight, for example, I had dinner with some local Telememe associates. The meal itself was merely ordinary, vatsteak and the usual trimmings, but the service, on…
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so, things like refining the typical customer-waiter interactions to perfection, or providing everything they need before they even realize it without being obtrusive
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0111narwhalz 09/12/2019 3:43 AM
"really damn good" as in "embodies the appreciation of details"
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exactly
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Ooh, psychohistoric waiters?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/12/2019 10:19 AM
Maybe, in a sense.
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One knows hypercompetence when in the presence thereof, meseems
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Morgrim Moon 09/12/2019 10:21 AM
or actively appreciates it instead of assuming people are NPCs and it should be the default
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/12/2019 10:21 AM
Yes.
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(There are few things, IMHO, more corrosive to improvement than asking "why isn't it this way every time" or "I'm going to expect even more from now on". Both statements are well-intentioned, but fall under the heading of "don't punish things you want to see more of".)
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Are there space diners spacecraft can stop at/fly into? that would be novel (edited)
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Enderminion 09/12/2019 1:10 PM
I hear the Restaurant at the End of the Universe has some good eats
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Space truck stops
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0111narwhalz 09/12/2019 2:11 PM
oh no I know this one
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MarcusAurelius 09/12/2019 2:14 PM
It’s a good movie
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0111narwhalz 09/12/2019 2:17 PM
It's been a while since I've seen it.
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(even longer since I've seen the actual Star Wars)
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Think TVTropes could use a useful notes page on Memetics?
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Almost certainly.
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so, in the event of accidental p-zombification (https://eldraeverse.com/2013/01/27/buyer-beware/), wouldn't the zombies tend to realize that something is wrong, and fix themselves/call tech support?
New Era Sophotechnology (the Seller) expressly disclaims and rejects any and all responsibility and liability for, and the Purchaser expressly agrees to accept such responsibility and liability for…
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sophs don't actively use volition all that frequently, so i'd assume that a formerly-soph zombie would still realize the problem and get help, or maybe even hit the metaphorical 'undo' button, assuming that they'd also have done that before they were zombified (edited)
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First question is, how do they tell? (edited)
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You can't tell a p-zombie by introspection or extrospection; only by fairly sophisticated mind-state analysis. And by and large, you have to suspect something is wrong before you go and get one of those.
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Second question is: how do you fix it?
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Of course, if you have a backup from before the p-zombie apocalypse, it's trivial. But if you don't have such a backup, well, you're kind of stuck, aren't you? Logoi aren't interchangeable. You could insert a logos seed and grow a new one, sure, but it won't be you; it'll be someone else who happens to have inherited a bunch of your mental subroutines.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2019 12:45 AM
Logoi aren't interchangeable A misunderstanding of that has potential for some interesting resurgence of continuity theory.
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oh, huh. Now that i think about it it's pretty obvious, but I didn't really realize that Logoi were unique to each soph
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i guess i was thinking of it something like a RNG module that plugs in to the rest of cognition
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Ah, but the important thing about them is that they're unpredictably non-random.
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aye, they're more-or-less literally will manifest, the little bit which makes sophs neither deterministic nor quantum-probabilistic
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i just didn't quite put together the fact that that means each one has to be unique, because if it wasn't (and it just, for instance, used input from the rest of cognition as a 'seed' for the randomness) then it'd be deterministic or probabilistic by definition
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So, depending on location: A sophonts first independent job would be botboss?
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 6:13 AM
I doubt it, most seem to do on-the-job training, like an apprenticeship
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 6:13 AM
Imperials don't do "jobs" the same way we do, or at least not much.
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They don't sell their time, they do things that need to be done.
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So the job system is a more dynamic one based on freelancing?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 6:14 AM
In other words, they're mostly all contractors.
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see here
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So, you want a job in the Empire? Of course you do. At least half of the people in the Associated Worlds have at least thought about it. Pay rates are infamously high, tax rates are infamously low,…
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Where do you get these contracts?  After all, if employment as such doesn’t exist in the Empire, surely you won’t find any corporations employing hundreds, thousands, or millions of peo…
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It is important to realize, when working in the Empire, that your connection to your employer is defined strictly by your contract.  There are rarely benefits attached to it (the tax system does no…
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Defended Privacy Boundary? Whats that?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:15 AM
"if you try to look in my windows you'll be shot" I presume
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Or blinded?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:15 AM
that sounds too proportional for eldrae
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And why allow hazards to go unmonitored?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:16 AM
wha?
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 7:22 AM
neither of those things is mentioned in recent links or conversation. Provide context
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:32 AM
y'know that's a long page with a lot of stuff right
07:32
moreover it's a long page with a lot of stuff that has scroll anchors
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 7:41 AM
also how the hell are we meant to get what you're talking about if you're talking about something on a site that hasn't been mentioned in over a week?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:42 AM
he's talking about By Your Warnings Ye Shall Know Them, but instead of linking that he links a page which incidentally contains an excerpt of such.
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Structural Metallic Oxygen Do not remove from cryogenic environment. Not for use in reducing atmospheres or vacuum. Defended Privacy Boundary Do not transgress with active sensoria. Please check bi…
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(hmm that one might have some formatting issues actually)
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(as in, every other heading appears to be missing)
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oh no, they're just not headings
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 7:46 AM
I'm still not sure how I was meant to guess that this is what was being referred to.
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 7:47 AM
I agree: you could not have reasonably been expected to make that connection.
07:48
I just did because I've read far too much Atomic Rockets :V
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i'd suspect that a enforced privacy barrier is either more active (anything from localized jamming to opaque nanofog), and/or it's a active legal system that will not hesitate to start piling on the microtorts for breaching it
07:59
probably used fairly sparingly, i'd suspect.
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:00 AM
anti-paparazzi tools came to mind. "Do not try to use telephoto lenses to get over THIS privacy fence, or else"
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though, i'm not sure what Please check biochemical compatibility coding before consuming or tasting. means
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:00 AM
they're not connected, that's a different entry
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the bolding is a bit random
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maybe there are supposed to be images here, but they broke?
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yeah but they don't quite match up 1-1
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looking at the page formatting, it makes more sense
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each separate bit is within a <p>text</p>... whatever that is.
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:05 AM
There are some headings that are merged with their bodies, and some outright missing.
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that includes bolded text+related not bolded text, and text with no bold
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:05 AM
But they're all there in the one on AR.
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some of them are the in-verse example of the signs on AR, but others don't have a direct parallel like metallic oxygen or enforced privacy barrier (edited)
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oh, i might've misinterpreted you and you're actually saying that the formatting is all there on AR
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:11 AM
oh yeah the warning label images are a different project entirely
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hmm, now that i think about it, designing warning signs is probably a horrendously difficult job
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because you need to figure out some way for something to be noticable and readable by dozens of different species
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:20 AM
I had a play at it: https://imgur.com/a/EZR9Aso
08:21
It's more of a syntax, really.
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i more meant in-verse, but even with just humans it's non-trival, yeah
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:21 AM
Basically you have two contrasting [colors|textures|opacities|whatever].
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That one's designed to be readable from as little as a single quadrant.
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But it'd be difficult to extend to new center symbols.
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There are two components: the edge/border, and the center symbol.
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The edge/border can be corners, edges, or both, representing rapid, transitive (changing but not rapidly), and steady-state/persistent conditions.
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The triangles indicate intensity.
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The center symbol represents the "what"
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The two colors/whatevers are field and content.
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Whatever the inverted status, you can always ascertain it by looking for the partition between the border and the background of the center symbol.
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If it's present, the center symbol is inverted.
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(that partition will always be the field color)
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that's a pretty interesting way to do it
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it does sort of remind me of what i vaguely know about traffic signs, where the colors, the shape, and the design on it all combine in certain ways to quickly tell you what it means
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:28 AM
In this way, you can encode in as many different layers of optically-distinguishable properties as you may need.
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Yeah, most traffic signs are double-encoded at least.
08:28
Not only is a stop sign red, but it's also recognizably octagonal.
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yeah, you barely even need the lettering to tell what it is
08:29
its quite clever; the design tells anyone who's familiar with it already what it is, quickly, and the lettering tells anyone who isn't familiar with it what it is (if they speak english)
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:29 AM
you don't, most countries have the word STOP in their own language but the base design the same and still obvious it's a stop sign
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though, that does remind me of the difficulty with making danger signs: you need it to be understandable, even for people who are pretty much completely unfamiliar with the particulars of that sign format
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:30 AM
A stop sign is a traffic sign designed to notify drivers that they must come to a complete stop and make sure no other vehicles are coming and no pedestrians are crossing before proceeding.
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:31 AM
yeah, two main designs of contemporary stop signs
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its hard enough for just humans, even though we all share the same range of psychological responses to certain colors and shapes
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but if you're making a sign that is supposed to work across species, some of which interact with the world by smell, sonar, or electromagnetism, your job just got a whole lot harder
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:36 AM
If you can't interact with the world by light, signs aren't going to be useful to you no matter how well they're designed. (edited)
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fair point
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:36 AM
unless you echolocate and the designers make the edging and letters in some sound-absorbant material, etc
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and incorporating smell wouldn't be that difficult, though you'd have to refill the sign every so often
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:44 AM
what's the scratch-and-sniff smell for "don't scratch this"
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:44 AM
molten steel-smell?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:47 AM
I mean, it's not that hard to make extremely repulsive smells.
08:48
Just add sulfur, or selenium if you're really serious, or tellurium if you want anyone who smells it to be marked for life.
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 8:52 AM
I was thinking more of having it smell like "dangerous to touch"
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:54 AM
"smells like burning hair"
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burning skin? burning flesh?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 8:55 AM
blood?
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though species-dependant again…
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Sorry, I thought that the excerpt was only located in The Core War (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 9:03 AM
A lot of things in The Core War are also visible on the site.
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2019 9:04 AM
it'd be even worse if it was in The Core War only, then you'd be making inane statements about a book not all of us have access to
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does the The Core War and the other book have exerpts that aren't on the site?
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 9:05 AM
also for the love of the void if you want to cite something on AR please include the scroll anchor that actually lets us find the thing you're trying to point at (edited)
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or screenshot it
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0111narwhalz 09/17/2019 9:06 AM
don't even open that door :V
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we'll get photographs of screens that are JPG-artifacted to illegibility in no time
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Links to those jobs articles are added to the FAQ: "Wait, there are no jobs/is no employment? How does that work? By contracting for things to be done, not to sell chunks of your time. See here, here, and here. Isn’t that rather inefficient? For whom? Besides, what price can you put on sophont dignity? I don’t feel particularly — Assuming that you’re an Earth-human, your employer can make you piss in a cup to police your body chemistry, among other multitudinous intrusions. You don’t have sophont dignity."
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(In other FAQ additions, since it's an idea that needs a good kicking: Shouldn’t immortality lead to a static culture, as older people tend to be more conservative? That’s because human brains become less plastic as they get older, and people who find it more difficult to learn new things generally prefer to avoid having to learn new things. Exactly why do you think that this particular side-effect of bioentropy would be exempted from the general cure?")
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Here is where I have to point out that lowering plasticity is not an absolute: the people who go out of their way to keep themselves plastic can maintain it far far longer than most. To a staggering degree you can get what you expect to get if you put in the effort.
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With immortality, the brain cannot become less plastic (edited)
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Indeed; I work daily on keeping the ol' brain flexible. But while you can reduce the rate, it's still an uphill struggle against natural degradation. (edited)
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all true
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When will we even get the beginning of immortiality?
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It's already been sort of started on, since we got, well, medicine.
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I find the idea of dying of old age quite undesirable
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(this is one of those cases where one side has proclaimed "NO EXCEPTIONS!", so even the smallest hint of an exception crashes their position)
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It costs the economy billions from expertise dying off
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Where would we be now had they not died off?
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What untold technological feats have we not yet stumbled upon?
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Hell, we might have atomic powered Mr. Handys by now
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waiiit... (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:05 PM
I'm right there with you. The sooner we stop feeding the Dragon Tyrant, the better (*). I don't have great hopes that there will be anything in time to meaningfully extend my lifetime, but my children may well be luckier.
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(Mind you, buying me 60 more years of being effectively-60 isn't an untenable proposition, but the value of life extension to me, specifically, is inversely proportional to my age/decreptiude at the time of its discovery)
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In legal terms, "defended privacy boundary" means "we placed the appropriate symbology here to indicate that this is a private property boundary and what goes on here is none of your business", thus creating a tort against anyone who makes it their business. So, y'know, paparazzi need not physically trespass to be liable; if your telephoto lens is taking pictures of someone/thing inside a DPB, that's a privacy intrusion and the law will explain this to you at great length and expense.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:07 PM
The distinction being that declaring it makes it tortious, as opposed to merely severely uncouth, to intrude on it in any way, basically?
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Do fancier systems for that include automatic privacy-invasion-detection and lawsuit-sending?
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(This is not identical with private property boundaries per se, of course, as, say, privately owned parks, shops, office buildings, etc., have no particular reason - indeed, it would often be counterproductive - to have themselves cut out of the public eye.)
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Yeah, it eliminates the "but I did not know that you thought you had a reasonable expectation of privacy" defense.
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I assume that you can't just put a DPB token on your unfenced front yard 2 feet from the street and expect the courts to agree with you?
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Well, not unfenced, no. You can't label something a boundary unless there's a boundary .
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we have a lot of people IRL who think they can be in public and also have the same level of privacy as if they were sitting on the toilet.
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On the other hand, for example, a car's enclosed compartment is a (mobile) property line, so you can hang a DPB marker on that, and if the car's a-rockin', you have a legal obligation not to come a-knockin'. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:15 PM
See, that's something that'd be hella useful here.
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Also something like authenticated privacy access lists, but that's somewhat aside.
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(I'd assume that authentication-gated property lines using the Universal are so common there as to be almost below notice in the way, say, doors are here)
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First, we'd have to reform our entire concept of real property to be volumetric instead of area-based, and that'd be a hell of a lot of work. Not saying it wouldn't be a good idea, of course, but still.
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Could I Observe the boundry is itself a-rocking and then report on the observation? (edited)
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The courts tend to be a mite ironic about that sort of thing.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:21 PM
IIRC, the sorts of folks who like walking right up to and touching legal limits, to see what they can get away with, are frowned on in rather impressively effective ways.
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I only do that to rules which are very stupid.
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Which is... many.
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Yeah, but if you're in your 'privacy boundary' and then start doing things which excapes that boundry, eg loud music or alarming screaming or expelling strange odors from the backyard, I feel like it's strange to point at a tort sign and act like we now have to pretend we don't notice
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(For extra fun where volumetric property is concerned, consider my unpublished fanwork, Some Musings on Equestrian Property Law , concerning how it's necessarily volumetric to deal with the cloudhome issue, gets more complicated to cover the rather fundamental clouds-move issue, and then gets multiple-volumes complicated covering things like the "right to light and air", establishing that your pegasus neighbor can't park his mansion at low altitude over your property - blocking all sun and rain - just to be a dick. Nor does owning a cloud-home give you the right to rain freely on those below. Especially if it's "rain".)
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I think a way to handle that issue would be to say that you only have an expectation of privacy for information you're actually taking reasonable steps to prevent exit of.
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@o11o1 That's a different tort. You don't have the right to know what's going on inside the boundary. You do have the right to sue over externalities being created by activity X.
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But you can't do that unless you know that there's annoyingly loud music coming from inside it.
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Which apparently you don't have the right to.
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Unless you meant something different by "The courts tend to be a mite ironic about that" which I interpreted as "prone to ironic punishments for"
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There's a distinction between "I am paying attention to the content of the sound to obtain information about what's going on inside the DPB" and "I note that there is sound exceeding the ESI threshold right here ." In law, at least.
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ESI threshold?
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ESI == "excessive sensory impingement".
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What would that be? Even sound which isn't stupidly loud can be annoying.
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unless they have some sort of 'annoyingness metric' that is included in 'impingement'
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Annoyance is not tortuous.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:33 PM
So in summary, you don't have the right to bug your neighbors, but if you do so anyway, they don't have the right to publicize the content of that bugging on the theory that it's no longer private. They do, however, have the right to petition the court to get you to knock it off.
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Where what constitutes "bugging" would be where the ESI and similar things come in?
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At least, if I grok things aright?
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Yeah. The actual entry in the law is "anharmonic indecency". Summarized as "To commit in a public volume an act contra the Common Social Protocol and likely to cause disruption, unlawful behavior, or affront."
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do they usually just confisgate your speakers for that, fine you, or go all in for the mind-editing solution?
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Specifically included within Anharmonic Indecency are acts of excessive sensory impingement (loudness in auditory volume, excessive brightness, excessively persistent or noxious odors, etc.), offensiveness, threat, lewdness, or cacophilia; including the crimes known to other legal systems as “public indecency/indecent exposure”, the “offensive speech or display” and “open lewdness” portions of “disorderly conduct”, and “obscenity”. That being said , while the ESI rules are as tight as they are for any other kind of pollution, the line is cut generously in most respects. For example, inasmuch as the indecent exposure aspect of anharmonic indecency is concerned, the CSP requests that sophonts keep concealed their specialized excretory organs, primary sexual characteristics, and anything that triggers involuntary instinct in other members of their species.
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To be caught under the "open lewdness" portion of it, for further example, you pretty much have to be fucking in the street. Although that may also get you run in for obstruction, if you're making people walk around you. (edited)
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(As for disorderly conduct, you can stagger down the street drunk as a lord - or tripping balls, for that matter - no problem at all. It's only when you start throwing up on folks' shoes that it becomes anharmonic indecency.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/17/2019 2:49 PM
Kinda amounts to "don't make your conduct other peoples' problem without their consent", more or less, ya?
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Yeah. The compromise between that and tratalmir ulkith .
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ObQuote: "Which compound glosses as “proper indifference (to the affairs of others)”; it is proper to permit others their legitimate freedom of choice without interference, and grossly improper to interfere with or pass personal judgment upon that which is none of your rightful business. Upon such care for boundaries does the ability of a society of individuals to function rest."
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MarcusAurelius 09/17/2019 4:09 PM
Speaking of stop signs: Russian stop signs are weird for me, since the color and shape (white rectangle usually ) aren’t familiar, but the Russian word for stop is, well стоп, so I can just read it as transliterated English.
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@Overmind How does DPB and spimescape data work out with each other? If there are spimes outside the DPB able to pick up audio or other sensor data that carries beyond the boundary, that data is digitalized and immediately available for remote viewing and recording.
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0111narwhalz 09/18/2019 6:06 AM
Information leaking outside of a boundrary and someone going looking for information are different things.
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I can see why lighthugger carriers are so lightly armoured: every gram counts a lot more when you want to go at sublight speeds, especially with propulsion systems that are not antimatter (edited)
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I designed a semi-sublight dV warship, it's mass is largely propellant, with a small amount dedicated to a magazine of 400 AKVs
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The only armour is a thin silver of graphene, which is probably only effective against defocused laser and kinetic debris (It does not stand up well to knife-range fighting) (edited)
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More likely a lighthugger fleet carrier would use parasite craft as armor
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It isn't meant to be in direct combat
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it is good for speeding by planetary systems and dropping off AKVs
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gives them good initial velocity
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@Unknown Most hardware is programmed to obey law and custom in such matters.
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Do the Eldrae have an equivelant to custom building PCs?
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Do they even have PCs?
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Racks in the Local Area Network server node?
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2019 9:21 AM
they have custom everything else, during the time period they had buildable PCs they'd be custom
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Running mindstate vectors needs special hardware, and there are likewise probably dedicated circuirs for large quantum computers, and virtualities.
09:22
Otherwise... i mean, this is postsoph far future.
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I‘d expect ubiquotious computing and distributed computing to be absolutely common.
09:23
So the idea of a "personal computer" has a very different connotation overall.
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 9:24 AM
The building of hardware specialized towards a purpouse (gaming and such) might be an art form
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Probably, yeah. Mind, we‘re talking Edge Of Classical Computing here.
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Custom computing means a system made of application-specific integraged circuitry or future equivalent.
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for specialized, i'd bet it gets fairly complicated, for much the same reasons as Turing Machines vs actual modern computing hardware
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that is, sure, ideally they work like turing machines, but in practice there's memory and cpu hertz and operations per cycle and memory bandwidth and non-volatile memory vs volatile memory and error-prevention/redundancy and...
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Also, stability and sensitivity for quantum computers.
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and over there, typical weave-enabled computing can do basically 95% of everything, and there's no particular reason to customize, but if you do it gets real complicated real fast
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Can range from a civilian "don‘t drop it in operation but it‘ll be fine" to "only operate this substrate behind 30cm of particle shielding"
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/20/2019 10:05 AM
And I imagine there's quite a lot of engineering that goes into the compute nodes scattered about the weave, but that's not quite the same thing.
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(Though I imagine bespoke designs are a bit more common there than here, the pressures in favor of lots-of-cookie-cutter-boxen being a bit weaker)
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And all those weave enabled computers still -exist-, they're just spread all over the place. At least some of them are likely owned
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/20/2019 11:49 AM
All of them, I'd think. (Though some might technically be self-owned, if they're the substrate for a sophont AI)
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well, there's always abandoned property, but you're unlikely to run into all that much of it unless you're on a salvage crew or something
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And even then, that hardware will have ownership tags.
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And belike, authorized users n stuff.
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 4:18 PM
How often does that anecdote of "the server's running but we don't know where it is" occur?
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The most important thing to note here is that the computer/terminal distinction is back in full force. What you have on your desk/in your pocket/scattered around the room/on your finger/etc. is just the terminal. It's a smart terminal, to be sure, but still, just a terminal.
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Your "home computer" is the rackful of cards in a closet somewhere.
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(If you need a larger, dedicated system for something or other, that would be a bigger rackful of cards. In a bigger closet.)
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((At least until the racks start getting building-sized, anyway.))
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"Personal computer" probably indicates one of those small "microframe" models that you can fit into a briefcase or pocket, for use when travelling to places where you don't trust the infrastructure or the local cycle spot market sucks.
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Also, if you don't know where the server is, ask it. They're putting localizers in everything these days...
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sdschildberg 09/20/2019 5:57 PM
But did they build rigs back in the silicon and transistor days, or werre things cloud-based?
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 6:28 PM
there's a long era between PCs becoming practical and clouds taking off here, I think it would be similar there
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there's still fairly substantial issues with streaming that makes personal computers more practical for, say, gaming. That'll probably hold true for a few decades at least
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 7:26 PM
and more secure data storage, among other things
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of course, they would be a lot better about that
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even with equivalent tech
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 7:30 PM
that's part of why I think they'd keep PC for quite a while, as a personal hub and pseudo-server if nothing else
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i was more thinking that, there, cloud storage would be quite reasonably secure
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which is a stark contrast to here, where it's been demonstrated that more often than not, companies leak like a sieve, and the main reason that not literally everyone's data is being abused is because they're going after the easy or plump targets
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(for values of 'abused' meaning 'outright identity theft')
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if you want secure data here, you need to put it on a personal server... and then encrypt it, encrypt it again and only keep the key in your head, encrypt it a third time without knowing or recording the key, disconnect the hard drives and put them in a safe, have the safe dunked in a metal crucible and left to cool, and then have them shipped into the middle of the Atlantic and sunk.
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 7:36 PM
and even then, the CIA could do Azorian all over again
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they partially succeeded in raising an SSBN
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Enderminion 09/20/2019 7:37 PM
SSB IIRC
19:37
Golf Class maybe?
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 7:37 PM
Golf yeah, good catch Ender
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the true strategy is for that to be a decoy hard drive, and the real hard drive you cut into 1,000 identical pieces, burnt to ash, and then dropped them out of a plane over the Saharan desert.
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Enderminion 09/20/2019 7:38 PM
Diesel Missile Boat
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three rather short range Nuclear Missiles
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 7:39 PM
something about putting it in a YBaCuO box, cast in tungsten, and sunk in a sea of liquid nitrogen
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MarcusAurelius 09/20/2019 7:39 PM
which is why this thing was out in the north Pacific and not in a Bastion
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the real experts never actually record the data
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safe in the knowledge that it's floating out there somewhere in the universe, represented as a arbitrary selection of random CMB noise
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0111narwhalz 09/20/2019 7:41 PM
I think the only truly effective information scrambler is a black hole.
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what if it's actually connected to a white hole, spewing your information into a different universe? (edited)
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Enderminion 09/20/2019 7:42 PM
tbf Yankee and Hotel boats had to do so as well
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(is that actually a thing? i've heard the whole "black holes might actually connect to a inverse-black-hole in another universe" thing before, but i'm not sure whether it's a serious possibility in modern cosmology or not)
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2019 7:58 PM
not considered serious by dint of us finding no experimental evidence, they're mostly thought experiments. Also you won't get any intact data; one agree upon thing is that transferring data because black hole/white hole breaks something (I can't recall what) and the event horizon will smear everything into homogony
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well, i guess the question is more "does the math work out well and fit with current observations"
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a lack of white holes in our universe doesn't necessarily rule it out
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and there are seriously-considered theories that lack experimental evidence for the theory in particular, like string theory
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(i'm speaking from a amatuer's perspective here, but my understanding was that string theory: A: explains a lot of things really well and fits with current observations B: is basically impossible to prove or rule out at this point)
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Morgrim Moon 09/20/2019 8:47 PM
clarification: white holes turn up as a notion in some, not all, theories of how the universe works. They tend to be the less plausible theories. So in the absence of finding some evidence for them, or otherwise evidence for that set of theories, they are thought not to exist
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ah, gotcha
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Do the eldrae have their own equivelant of Neon Genesis Evangelion in that it's an anime with philosophical questions? (edited)
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and also eldritch mecha (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:02 PM
For humans, accords II, VI, and probably X will be thorny I say probably for X because universal sophont rights just sounds right to our culture
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Mostly as those are the most society-affecting on levels and in areas without analouges
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Most of the rest have precedent in our international laws
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China might have a problem with II, the current POTUS with VI
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Well, for analogs, there's the Berne Convention for II, and things like GAAP and IFRS and a whole bunch of international finance law treaties for VI. Although VI is a lot more stuff in one spot, rather than distributed.
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:08 PM
Especially as the Accord, as a non-governmental arbiter of interpolity law, is something that were used to from the UN
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@Zarpaulek Hopefully there's someone who can explain to him that he can still have all the tariffs he likes under VI, but unless he signs it, no-one off-world can give him any money.
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Insofar as it's not a trade agreement, so much as an agreement on all the little things you need to have for there to be trade.
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(Now, he'd no doubt spit his dummy entirely when they start talking about the Plexus Free Trade Alliance treaty, which does outlaw tariffs, but that's not one of the Accords. 🙂 That's the Core Economic Zone polities pet notion.)
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:13 PM
This is like basic stuff to get the rights of a galactic polity, basic baseline agreements, and the ability to not be treated as a shady rouge state
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Pretty much, yeah.
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I'd figure (I) would be a big sticking point, myself. (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:15 PM
The terran equivalent of a non-signatory would be either somalia or somewhere long since blasted into signing it (edited)
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(The historical summaries in question paraphrasing down to, "Look, we tried running colonization on the basis of "you get what you grab". It sucked, and got a lot of sophs killed in stupid-assed resource wars among the Interstellar League of Tribal Chieftains. So now we don't do that .")
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:17 PM
And we’d probably think about the Scramble For Africa as an analogue
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Yeah. Not the worst analogy, either.
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And looking at that history should also show that the Conclave is pretty generous when it comes to allocations as long as there's good-faith utilization of what a polity already has . They just don't want all the trouble that comes with someone trying to grab off all the good stuff just to sit on it.
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:22 PM
So no clever use of flags either.
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"No flag, no planet!"
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:24 PM
Given the diffrent culture over there, these are lighter in Donts than our versions
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Part of it's the difficulty of getting the Conclave members to agree on anything ... combined with the stronger diplomatic norm against agreeing to things you have no intention of actually following through on, because at least two of the local Great Powers get really pissy about that sort of thing.
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 2:28 PM
Which modern man can understand given what usually happens in meetings of supranational organizations
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Perhaps its comforting that across time and space and ethics and species, the one universal constant is agreeing to disagree
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Back on the topic of computers: the history of computing is somewhat different there , because of the success of the Stannic cogitator (i.e., Babbage engine), and the way in which (home) telegraphy preceded, and indeed always stayed ahead of, telephony - and grew out of inter-cogitator systems. So the start of things was sort of de-facto cloud-based, in that long before a computer which could be called personal was able to be produced, you could still punch a program tape at home, feed it over the wire to your local cogitator, then get the results back later.
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Personal electronic computers inherited various things from this legacy, including the idea that networking was a fundamental function, and that terminals and cogitators were discrete units. A simple PC might have only one of each, but the paradigm was still understood to be many-many, and both hardware and operating systems designed accordingly, with concepts of users, seats, and multitasking.
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Now, on another note, these and other influences on computer development meant that processor development went in a somewhat different direction.
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Where we here built increasingly fast individual processors, designs there tended to look like advanced Transputer or Cell-type processors designed to be used in adaptive, heavily parallelized, actor/message-passing designs - and with programmable microprocessors used in many situations in which we might use custom logic, on the same principle of localized processing power. (edited)
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While this works perfectly well in discrete PCs, it's easy to see how this type of design also lends itself to evolving into clustering, agent dispatch, hive computing, and all the rest of the modern cloud paraphernalia.
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Incidentally, the use of programmable microprocessors in place of custom logic was one way to bypass the streaming problem with the terminal/cogitator paradigm. Like the NeWS system (which sadly lost the Unix GUI wars to X), software could upload entire libraries of rendering engines and visual widgets into the graphical terminal, reducing streaming to the instructions to manipulate them, rather than trying to push video in real time.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/21/2019 4:06 PM
Well that clears up the term 'freesoil' for me
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/21/2019 4:28 PM
The modern equivalent to NeWS is the JS enabled Web Browser (with Canvases)
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sdschildberg 09/21/2019 4:30 PM
The only “terminal” type device here for public use are chromebooks
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So, who lays political claim to Ring Dynamics’s gates?
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how secret is the 5th directorate?
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is its existence and overall mission public knowledge?
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HE KNOWS TOO MUCH (edited)
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loads bolter
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@Zarpaulek Ring Dynamics (corporate sovereignty).
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@Buggy As their motto puts it "[redacted for reasons of state security]".
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Lots of people believe they exist. A few of of those people even know where not to look in case they might find out.
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sdschildberg 09/22/2019 11:47 AM
Idea: d100 style list of Imperial/elerae Renegades
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So far we seem to have a fifty/fifty blend of Well-Intentioned Extremists and blatant sociopaths.
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And who’s to say which is which?
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0111narwhalz 09/22/2019 12:36 PM
me, obviously
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This is actually one of the original purposes of Halloween. Halloween, like Mardi Gras, descends from the inversion festival. Inversion festivals were a necessary part of most highly regimented and...
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i wouldn't think so; highly rigid societal structures tend to produce at least some resistance and desire to be less, well, restricted, unless you thoroughly believe that it's a good thing and don't resent it at all
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the Empire is... not rigid.
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and the people in it think it's a very very good thing and don't resent the state of their society at all
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(well okay, caveat, the standard social protocol can seem a bit stiff at times, so maybe you have the equivalent of a causal week where everyone takes a metaphorical or literal vacation and reduces the formality a few notches)
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but in a general sense probably not, because a outright inversion would just be pro-entropy, and they'd hate that
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sdschildberg 09/22/2019 6:23 PM
A day or two of revels to celebrate the idea of Freedom as an ideal In addition to similar such ones for their other principels
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/23/2019 7:59 AM
Inversion festivals as a concept. Great handle for an idea I'd had a vague grasp on before.
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I wonder if something like that exists as a ha-ha-only-serious tradition in the IN?
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There is something like that in the USN - Pizza Night, where the officers (and sometimes chiefs) cook pizza for the J. Randoms.
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(Officers who decline to participate for any reason other than having Real Work that conflicts kinda get the stink-eye from everyone)
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2019 8:12 AM
I know some parts of the US Army have a fundraising pie auction. Buy a pie and you can throw it at the officer of your choice.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/23/2019 8:29 AM
Yep, we did that in the Navy sometimes too (though it was more likely to be a dunk tank, the same idea holds)
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Morgrim Moon 09/23/2019 9:49 AM
Cerebrate, in things the Empire almost certainly has but I'd like to check: there'd be virtual reality tools to "try out" a bioshell before you commissioned it, wouldn't there? Particularly if it was form that differed from your normal one in significant ways instead of being merely aesthetic. Like, say, you were thinking of getting a squidbot shell for work purposes, you could use the virtual sim to test out different variations on squidbot to find the one that best suited your workflow?
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0111narwhalz 09/23/2019 9:52 AM
this update to motor abstraction ruined my workflow
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Advice: Don’t get the SquidBot 3200X. That new model is all flash and no reliability. The 2300’s where it’s at.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/23/2019 6:58 PM
Yeah, but the body presence software on the 3200 series is a godsend if you actually need to use more than your usual number of limbs. (edited)
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The 2300 has body presence, it's just disabled by default. You have to go into the settings and enable it.
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It's stupid, I know, but I didn't design it
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/24/2019 12:45 AM
Of course. But after trying both, I think the 3200 is just better for body presence, even after you level the field by turning it on in the 2300. I can't disagree about the build quality issues though.
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What are the different SKYSHOCK colours, and what do they mean?
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"The SKYSHOCK cryptonym series are all assigned to existential threats - as in, they're types of event associated with extinction-level outcomes if mishandled on the first encounter . Thus, they form a taxonomy of outside context problems. Specific SKYSHOCK scenarios include: CASE SKYSHOCK BLACK; a full-scale invasion of known space by an existential risk from beyond the current far horizon. CASE SKYSHOCK BLUE; a general cryptonym for the unusual cases in which an outside context problem might, if correctly handled, actually be an outside context opportunity. CASE SKYSHOCK COLORLESS; an extrauniversal incursion by forces unknown. CASE SKYSHOCK FLICKER; discovery of a method of time travel that permits worldline alteration. CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE; detection of a danger close gamma-ray burst. CASE SKYSHOCK GRAY; basilisk hack perceptible at astronomical range. CASE SKYSHOCK GREEN; positive proof of the simulation hypothesis. CASE SKYSHOCK LEAD; technologically superior berserker probes. CASE SKYSHOCK MAROON; reactivation of a self-replicating superweapon left over from the Precursors' final war. CASE SKYSHOCK NOTGREEN; self-sustaining paradox. CASE SKYSHOCK WHITE; discovery of a living Precursor, in particular one of the Great Drakes. CASE SKYSHOCK YELLOW; large-scale reconfiguration of physical laws. There are a wide variety of other subcodes for less likely categories of OCP." (edited)
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Okay, I was wondering what colourless was.
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actually that reminds me of something; is time travel strictly a "murder literally everyone every time" action?
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because it's only really murder if you go back far enough, otherwise the reverted people still count as themselves
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Also, I misread flicker at first as... something else.
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downgrading it to merely assaulting literally the entire universe and stealing their memories, but still...
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Something nsfw.
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Such less likely subcodes may or may not include: CASE SKYSHOCK MONOCHROME: Freedom is slavery. CASE SKYSHOCK NOTPINK: Friendship turns out not to be magic. CASE SKYSHOCK UNSEEABLE: The universe is self-inconsistent, and we're all totally fucked and unfucked at the same time .
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sdschildberg 09/25/2019 3:09 PM
And ripping holes in time and space and sanity Oh boy, endgame’s entry in the “marvel as commented on over there” series will be FUN with all that time is abused
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in fairness they treat it as a entirely different universe that they just sorta created
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and take measures to not poof it
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they aren't completely consistent, to put it mildly
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it still works though
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sdschildberg 09/25/2019 3:11 PM
Yeah but still. Temporal warfare everywhere Theory: Steve went to save bucky in the alternative universe after fixing everything, to best get his happily ever after
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While technically you might be able to restrict your worldline-changing time travel to sufficiently short and isolated leaps to not actually murder anyone, since you're not going to be able to prove that they took all necessary precautions and they worked, you'd still be up for "negligent omnicide".
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If it ever actually got somewhere where that would be relevant, anyway. The response options for SKYSHOCK FLICKER have a collateral budget of "∞".
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you know that it's serious when all that's written on the budget line is "yes"
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sdschildberg 09/25/2019 3:19 PM
As all that was, is, and will be, as well as the same for alternative worldlines, is at stake
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Doesn't CASE SKYSHOCK GLARE depend on the scale of the gamma ray burst? (edited)
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Spoiler (for the #shardverses ): Starlight Glimmer will not enjoy the explanation of why she got very lucky that her timeline-modification revenge plot failed due to the local 'verse's laws of temporal mechanics. And even luckier that she got caught by people who are willing to accept "it couldn't have worked and you will now be watched for the rest of your existence in case you get other Really Bad Ideas" as an option; lots of less-kind-than-the-fifth-directorate agencies would respond to even that level of SKYSHOCK FLICKER scenario with antimatter planet-wreckers.
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Hence "danger close".
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Maybe post a non-spoiler answer? (edited)
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The spoiler is not a response to you.
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sdschildberg 09/25/2019 3:28 PM
Things that could end all of time and space for all possible universes are Bad Things
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Damn right.
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most people don't really contest that, just whether or not alternate timelines constitute different sets of things
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Weird question: Can you pet dar-bandals?
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I expect it'd be treated as condescending.
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I guess only if they permit you
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sdschildberg 09/25/2019 5:15 PM
Or like a pat on the back/stroking hair
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/25/2019 6:40 PM
I mean, you can do whatever they consent to, ya? But the real question is, would it be rude to ask?
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(Methinks probably yes, unless you're a good friend, but...)
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My bandal is currently barking at nothing
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Morgrim Moon 09/25/2019 7:13 PM
I am sophant and I am a-okay with my close friends petting me. I'd bite a stranger trying though. I see no reason dar-bandals wouldn't be similar
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Are there any more tasteful CASE SKYSHOCK scenarios? (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 9:07 AM
Its the end of the world
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But how does it end?
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Actually, I have just thought of one: Somebody builds a really big nova/gravpinch bomb, exceeding ley accord size limits and sufficient to destroy a large portion of the local group of galaxies or even the universe itself (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 9:08 AM
Badly Its not cerebates thing to muse on the end of the world
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Especially as SKYSHOCK are the ones that might not be able to be solved
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CASE SKYSHOCK EMESIS: The universe turns out to be a bad self-insert fanfic.
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 9:10 AM
CASE SKYSHOCK DICTRIX: the universe has someone isekia-ing it up, and he’s not on our side
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Would a ceasing of the ability to use FTL travel, communications or even wormholes be a CASE SKYSHOCK scenario?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/26/2019 9:10 AM
I figure anyone building a galaxy-squishing bomb will have problems with pretty much everyone else tripping over their own shadows to squish the potential makers first.
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Already covered by YELLOW.
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Think of the economic effects of an FTL blocker
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civilisations rely on fast, convenient travel to perform trade at appreciable speeds
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and reasonably fast investment return times of shorter than a few centuries (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 9:24 AM
CASE SKYSHOCK AXEGRINDER: the universe has a perfered ideology, and it only barely includes us
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0111narwhalz 09/26/2019 9:25 AM
SKYSHOCK is outside-context problems, so none of them are going to be fun
09:26
Probably Fun, maybe even ‼Fun‼, but not fun.
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sdschildberg 09/26/2019 9:26 AM
And usually !!FUN!!
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0111narwhalz 09/26/2019 9:28 AM
(well okay blue is potentially fun)
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(but that's the only one :V)
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CASE SKYSHOCK PETPEEVE: The universe is an anime
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CASE SKYSHOCK GNOMEWORK: Everything is actually powered by little gnomes (edited)
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We’ve been gnomed
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CASE SKYSHOCK GAMETRAP: We are actually characters inside a giant video game (edited)
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CASE SKYSHOCK NICHOLAS: Santa turns out to be real after all, and he’s a reality-defying eldritch abomination
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@Unknown already covered by GREEN
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CASE SKYSHOCK ROYALE: The universe and all of civilisation is just one big game of Battle Royale, according to the universes ideals (edited)
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The End Of The Universe is just The Purple Storm (edited)
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CASE SKYSHOCK WORDOFGOD: We've found a otherwise-uncontacted civilization with fiction that exactly matches us. And still matches us if it's rewritten.
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Priority One: Kidnap @Overmind and get him to retcon out entropy (edited)
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ah, yes, OPERATION: ENTER OMELAS
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Fifth Dierectorate: “Allistair?”
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@Overmind: “Yes?”
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MarcusAurelius 09/26/2019 11:28 AM
“All your base are belong to us”
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Fifth Directorate: “You’re coming with us.”
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CASE SKYSHOCK GRIMDARK: The universe isn’t just flawed, it actively hates us
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i'm reminded of Sideways in Hyperspace
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CASE SKYSHOCK INCEPTION: reality is a dream within a dream.
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where FTL is actually a very easy gateway to opening a portal for eldritch abominations that will eat entire solar systems, and the fermi paradox is because almost all civilizations ended up wiping themselves out unless they have some sort of inability to conceive of the easy-to-make portal that gets you eaten
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Oh wow
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it's really easy to make, too
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its like, the side of a fridge.
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size, even
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...fuuuuuuuuck
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Echoing fragments of a greater totality experiencing the Liminality of experience in a finite universe From a position Outside normal reference frames 1.346*10^11 locally sourced liminal units to closest particle emitter A Constrained Eternity Magellan Station ceased to exist as it stepped through the hyperspace window. Its form ballooned outwards at the field propagation speed, dragging its dimensions along in its wake and scattering fine structures into dendritic fractal interference patterns. It reached outward through the emptiness it found in all directions, its propagating limbs brushing against the local star and feeling out hungrily for sources of energy and experience as its fields expanded its perceptual sphere further and further. The expansion of its volume stopped short of the surface of the nearby sun as the collapsing hyperspace portal ran out of energy. It folded back upon itself and withdrew from spacetime, curling and twisting as it stepped back through the portal and vanished in a burst of gamma rays.
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and then there's another race, who decided that the solution to this was to just sweep up every iota of matter in the entire galaxy to make sure no life evolved and got bad ideas
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Newton Class Starship MSCV Destiny of Light Hyperbolic Stellar Escape Trajectory 1 AU from Ross 154 November 2219 Forty-nine seconds after the annihilation of Magellan station, the light of the eve…
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fair warning, the story got paused half way through, and probably won't start up again for at least a few months
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what are the kalatri ground forces like?
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[word of god on general at 04/25/2019 19:34:46]: As for Republic deployments -- there's a DS9 episode called "The Siege of AR-558". That. Imagine a crowd of security redshirts with handguns, lacking in armor, artillery, grenades, heavy guns, body armor, etc., etc. They are, y'know, an enlightened and peaceful society. [word of god on general at 04/25/2019 19:36:42]: It's fortunate that their fleet is rather better and that they have a lot of numbers, since not only could the IL go through them like a nuclear chainsaw through whipped cream, but despite their technological advantages, I wouldn't rate them against a decent 20th century military either . [word of god on general at 04/25/2019 19:39:35]: It's not that they couldn't build the tech if they wanted to find a strategic clue somewhere, but like the Federation, they're an enlightened, peaceful society. They don't go in for all this militarism schtick.
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 2:35 PM
They’re navy is far above what tech and society say they should have because fleets in orbit cant coup and space battles are cleaner to the grugs on the ground than ground warfare
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That is an incredibly stupid way to fight a fucking war
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 2:37 PM
When have they ever had more than a single collective braincell
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Their navy is also designed on the Starfleet pattern (i.e., not explicitly as The Mighty Republic War Machine), but at least that's not quite so stupid.
14:37
And yes, yes it is.
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 2:37 PM
There is always a method to madness
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I mean, no one thinks you’re militarist if you have body armor and shit if you don’t declare wars of aggression
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 2:39 PM
Its internal PR
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PR > Survivability
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Yeah, this is big brain time
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Fuckin Vonnies
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Have you heard the peaceniks whine, whining the whine of angry activists? Seriously, there are a lot of people in the real world who take the view that spending any money at all on serious military equipment is warmongering, on the grounds that (a) you could use it offensively, and (b) since you could, it tempts you to.
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(a) is true
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How do you get from (a) to (b)?
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Oh, right, humans are idiots
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Well, y'know, since you have this mighty big hammer lying around, problems start looking all nail-like.
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Heh (edited)
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Empire good Vonnies bad
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Upvotes to the left
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i'm not even sure that's all that untrue for humans, it's just...
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yknow
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baseline problems
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how was it that Three Worlds Collide put it?
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(And while I'm not sayin' it is the case, you can build a fairly coherent model of US foreign policy since the end of the Cold War off the notion that the President always has (a) a Mighty War Machine and (b) No Time for This Shit.)
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human decision-making is sticky?
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Does anything happen in the Eldraeverse resembling In The Black's combat?
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 2:53 PM
I mean, if the vonnies have the same problem with their admirals the federation does keeping them in orbit and limiting their ability to coup and boot-press to mere blockades and threats of bombardment makes sense
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(That, and tired people suffering from will-depletion tend towards making worse decisions. Your terrifying thought for the day is a comparison of all those studies demonstrating how competence levels go all to shit after 35 hours/week or with lack of sleep, with the estimated work hours and sleep debt of, say, the US President. It's a miracle none of them have yet blown up the planet while trying to find the bathroom.)
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Talking about peaceniks and the military: I am drawn towards serving the military as a footsoldier or engineer by all the slugthrowers and capable war machines, but held back by the fear of seeing stuff sufficiently horrible to give me PTSD and scarring memories for years to come (edited)
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and I am also drawn in by the fact that I am doing a patriotic duty for my country
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((Among the unintended advantages of the Imperial tradition of diarchy is being able to find someone with executive authority in a crisis who is actually awake .))
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:02 PM
Idea: like all soft sf, trek has blockades as a Thing That Works. the fedorks use blockades both as part of their prime directive and as a partial replacement for groundpounding. Thus, there exists offscreen corvettes, frigates, and other small craft (possibly the mythical fedork fighter), specifically to blockade worlds
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Do their ground troops wear lavender t-shirts while carrying 10W laser pointers?
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no, something a bit more powerful
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Hey, I could start a trope offa this: Absentee Federation Grounders
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I guess most forces you see are just voyage contact ships equipped with the minimum nessicary to settle disputes, not military ships with enough guns and tube-launched quantum phasor gammanx whatevers (edited)
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to destroy a planets populace (edited)
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They are diplomatic vessels promoting mankind
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:10 PM
As they are security forces meant to keep the locals and crew from tearing each others eyes out Having the fedorks blocade/seige worlds rather than send in ground troops is also very gene, as it implies a diplomatic moment at the end of the blockade
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That is why you don't really see grey coloured cylinders with shark teeth painted on (edited)
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Star Trek.inc really need to make a series focusing on the military stuff we don't see at all (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:13 PM
All the things we dont see Which are often seen in the hands of Crazed Admirals
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DS9 was probably the closest we will ever get AFAIK.
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make it much meatier, with gravelly voiced colonels doing marine stuff
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 3:14 PM
paramount will never ever do that
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also it kind of goes against the roddenberry legacy
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:15 PM
Having the ipod ships (with security and a few sane maco companies) have to deal with the grey warships of section 31/a coup/somebody who wants to turn the federation into a warlike polity would let us have both the MACOs and ships fans want, and the ideology/aesthetic of trek
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They will probably be smart enough to figure that if they chop off the big frisbee, all their problems will be solved
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:16 PM
Disc and into darkness hinted at such things A lot more geometric, definitly. Possibly ally these guys to the maquis mk2
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"Here's a parting gift, mon entreprise!" (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:18 PM
If they’re the villains of a movie that would happen to fit the rule that the enterprise must get trashed
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"Live long and prosper this!, Spockster!"
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"Redshirts, combine!!"
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:19 PM
Or go the old movies route and have them conspire with the (klingons/romulans/whoever)’s own hawks to start a war.
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(all the redshirts aboard the Enterprise join together to make a giant Gundam-esque mech) (edited)
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:20 PM
What I’m saying is there are ways to have militarist!humans in Trek in a serious manner
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 3:23 PM
yeah they'd never do that in a million years when roddenberry was still alive
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and after discovery's reception even less
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:24 PM
As crazed villans out to get the federation and galaxy at large, they would fit
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 3:41 PM
one of the ToS movies had a Colonel
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predictably a Traitor
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:43 PM
A fine tradition that extends into into darkness and beyond’s villians, and section 31 from discovery
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Circling back to the verse Militarists are on the list of groups to back if the republic needs to go and badly
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:56 PM
Heck, the republic and what to do with it would mske a great post
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Didn’t the Republic get demolished as the result of a civil war involving clone armies organized by a conniving chancellor-turned-Emperor?
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 3:57 PM
Other one
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Ah, the Vonnies
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In catching up with the backlog: @Zarpaulek Don't have, don't need. Do not like the concept, either. @Jade Nekotenshi I haven't fully formalized IMS procotol, but the big difference in the social evolution is that most Western military tradition assumes that the distinction between officers and men is social, as well as policy-vs-execution, whereas the IMS lacks the former. Still figuring out how that affects a lot of them. @Morgrim Moon Sort of. It's not a virtuality you want for that sort of thing; it's a slinky , because you need to capture all the sensory tracks, including the interoceptive ones. But it does exist. Usual disclaimer: simulations never have perfect fidelity; once you've narrowed down the choice with the sim, you're gonna want to book a couple of test drives for the top candidates with your very own interface cortices. The dar-bandal , and other species with high-tactility cultures like the dar-e'sevdra , do enjoy petting. But under most circumstances it is a privilege reserved for friends , not J. Random. Don't be a creeper.
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 4:04 PM
...shit, IN ships might not have a wardroom
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"Slinky"? "Sensory link", abbreviated, or what?
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The spring thing that walks down stairs, duh
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@MarcusAurelius I figured they probably would because sometimes the captain needs to have the odd private dinner to talk shop.
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How do you have private dinners in null-G?
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But another notion I've kicked around is that dining aboard might well resemble a military version of one of the more traditional college dinners, where, sure, you have the high table, but it's in the same grand dining hall and it's not that elevated/segregated.
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like, it might be at one end but is still the normal sort of table but on blocks?
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(More a dais, but yeah.)
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(Neither the IN nor the IL does the whole cafeteria-style chow hall thing. They figure that if they're going to ask people to get their asses shot off for Throne, Senate, and Empire, the absolute least they can do is make sure they're well-fed first.)
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@gollark Yeah, that's it. (In translation, of course.) Think I picked that one up from Transhuman Space .
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2019 4:55 PM
A thought that comes up here - on smaller modern USN ships, there's one crew's mess, one Goat Locker and one Wardroom, and the distinction feels mildly forced. (The wardroom on an Arleigh Burke is also every bit as much a meeting room as a dining area; the Goat Locker, not so much.) But on larger ships, there are multiple dining facilities, and at least one of the wardrooms is what it is in large part because of simple physical proximity to officers' staterooms. I wouldn't be shocked to see something like that on an IN ship simply out of expediency, though the rules would probably be totally different - less "command staff only" and more "weird to see a mass driver tech in here, we're a long way from the CG-division spaces", if I'm modeling the culture right.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 5:13 PM
what is the ideal shape of an interface vehicle, assuming everything else is equal
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is it VT-VL like Falcon, VTHL like Shuttle, or HTHL like Star-Raker
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Space Elevator
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Mass Driver
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Launch Loop
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🎵 These are a few of my favorite things 🎵
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atmospheric laser-pumped thermal rocket?
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Everything else is never equal.
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there's also a uhhh, lohstrom loop or something, forget what its called
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 5:17 PM
Assume the money will cover it and that there's a decently large market for it though
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Lofstrom
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basically a large cable suspended by rotation, which cargo magnetically couples to
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that's the one
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 5:21 PM
Back to IMS food, I could still cafeteria style dining just out of practicality, but a bit more upscale. Multiple made to order stations, varied options, with mostly the sides and things you don’t mind sitting for a while being pre-made
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refrigerated items in particular
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and a supply of grab and go power bars and sandwiches for those days you just do not have time for a real meal
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nanomemes
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!doom cornfield @KAL_9000 0:30:0
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To the cornfield with you, KAL_9000!
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There's always one (edited)
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THE LAW WILL NOT BE MOCKED. EVEN THE HA-HA-ONLY-SERIOUS LAW.
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 5:59 PM
Nanoscopic Memetic Materials
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isn't that all memes?
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 6:44 PM
Most of our social networks rely on status, except discord and a few mislabeled chat apps. Knowing that, what do analagous content-sharing and messaging/discussing services look like over there?
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after all, they're composed of subatomic particles of some sort, and those are nanoscopic or smaller
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there are some networks which sort of try to be for other purposes
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and stuff like blogs exist, i think its called lifelogging?
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plus regular blogs
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 6:46 PM
Blogs and interests Possibly tumblr-type systems as social communications isnt that high a priority
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0111narwhalz 09/27/2019 6:46 PM
"Discord and a couple mislabeled chat apps" implying that Discord is not a mislabeled chat app?
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 6:47 PM
Im talking snapchat
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Discord is a correctly labeled chat app
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0111narwhalz 09/27/2019 6:47 PM
huh, didn't know Snapchat had a text chat feature
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Achievement Unlocked: irritated someone enough with my writing to send me an extended anarcho-communist rant.
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do share it with us
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I would love to nitpick their logical errors
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 7:17 PM
Too cursed Memetic weapons and all
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do you already have the achievement for the anarcho-capitlist rant?
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 7:18 PM
Collecting rants like infinity stones
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Oh, it may end up as a post in which I point out all the things that, contra commenter, actually are addressed. That, and the basic “dude, I’m a writer “ part.
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 7:20 PM
someone's already done that
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"Your Hate Mail will be graded"
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 7:20 PM
Its all fiction about space aliens Invoke blue and orange, right angles to black and white, if need be
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 7:20 PM
by John Scalzi
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the guy who did Old Man's War
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 7:25 PM
The proper way to deal with a WB society at odds with your own is to say that their philosophy is alien to our own, to some degree. Perhaps its merely bright-orange dark-blue, with connections back to your b/w scale Perhaps its utterly bizzare to you
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If need be invoke mutterings about fair folk and their weirdness
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 7:46 PM
@Overmind A rant by an anarcho-communist, or about anarcho-communism?
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Yeah, the distinction's kind of redundant when I think 'bout it
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Both.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2019 7:47 PM
I can already predict some of the things they'll say
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sdschildberg 09/27/2019 8:02 PM
#philosophical-holy-wars will be fun
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That would be politics though
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:25 PM
Re: the wardroom issue On aussie diesel submarines, they do HAVE a wardroom. It's next to the control room and is notable for being the only room with a permanent table, so while it is commonly used for meals it's primary purpose is "being the only flat surface we can spread papers out on while the command staff are figuring out the fine details of the mission", since submarine missions are by necessity mostly "go here and do this thing" and the details of how you do the thing are up to the Captain
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I suspect the IN would have a similar "place to plot" room that can double as the private diner place
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:41 PM
Query: what is "hyperoneirics"? Google isn't helping
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 9:44 PM
RE: Wardrooms, SSK's are smol compared to proper SSN
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:46 PM
well, yes, they serve extremely different naval roles. I used to describe comparing them as like comparing fighter and bomber planes
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 9:49 PM
yes, well, the RFP for what would become the Attack Class (won by Shortfin Barracuda) would arguably been won by an SSN if that had been an option
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:49 PM
RFP?
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clearly the aussie and the US navy have a bunch of different acronyms because I'm having to look up most of yours
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and I'm not sure how "request for proposal" fits under attack class, given that the primary role of diesel submarines in australia is utterly incapable of being filled by nuclear boats
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But then, I guess the USA uses them as hunter-killers only, not as true stealth ops
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 9:52 PM
Attack class, the Collins successor
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the Aussie Navy's next class of Submarine
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:52 PM
Ah, he of the "will you fucking make up your mind what to call the damn thing"
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Enderminion 09/27/2019 9:53 PM
was it renamed?
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:53 PM
(my ex-boss was on the committee for it, the working name was "newboat" due to higher ups and politicians squabbling)
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So who knows what it'll be called when it finally hits the water
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Request for Procurement, I think
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ah, proposal.
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 9:57 PM
I'm admittedly used to it meaning "request for payment"
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 10:31 PM
modern nuke boats are just about as stealthy as SSKs, and can often be better given their underwater endurance.
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and yeah, in military circles it usually means "request for proposal"
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as to SSKs vs SSN, I'd argue it's more like light and heavy fighters in the jet era. Lights can do just about everything a full size heavy fighter can, and are cheaper and generally easier to operate, and might even be better in some small niches, but the sheer power and goodies packed in a proper heavy is usually preferable
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 10:33 PM
they aren't as good close to shore, there's a certain minimum size you can shrink the reactor and even 'mini' nuke boat is a large vessel. That and having to pump coolant thru the reactor means they're not optimal for "sneak into the harbour" style operations
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but that is a niche case
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 10:37 PM
you're not sneaking an SSK in either, and yeah we operate Virginias in littorals pretty frequently
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modern nuke boats are nearly as quiet as SSKs anyway
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Morgrim Moon 09/27/2019 10:38 PM
er, why aren't you sneaking in an SSK? The Oberons and Collins did that often enough
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the Skate class was under 3,000 tons
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 10:40 PM
because any reasonably defended harbor than can spot an SSN can also spot an SSK
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and there was another SSN that was just barely over 2,000 tons
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the USN really liked tiny SSN for some reason
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 10:41 PM
the really tiny one was NR-1, she was a spy boat and the product of USN internal politics
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mostly Rickover
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the actual Submariners I know despise the man
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the Skate was 2,850 tons submerged
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according to wikipedia
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SSN-597 was 2,600 tons submerged
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the Collins is 3,400 tons submerged
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MarcusAurelius 09/27/2019 10:44 PM
Rickover was not a nice man but he pulled off some impressive crap
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oneiric: related to dreams or dreaming, from the Greek; hyperoneiric, therefore, "excessively" dreaming, possessed of a rich fantasy life, etc.
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 12:44 AM
I'm not quite getting how it'd react terribly to that, since in my experience people with rich fantasy lives tend not to listen too much to authority figures. I guess I'm missing something key
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Well, the chances of things going astray multiply rapidly when it turns out that the trusted authority figure the target's brain comes up with is, say, Captain America .
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 12:45 AM
ahh
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so basically using it around hyperoneiric people tends to result in the agent rapidly having to start playing xanatos speed chess to twist the results into something useful, exponentially if there are multiple people, at which point "fuck this I'm going back to the original plan" starts looking far more practical?
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I mean, the basic functionality of the thing will work: their brain gets locked into "trusted authority telling them reasonable things" mode, so it's not like they're going to be asking awkward questions about why you're fictional, or anything. But you might as well throw mission subtlety right out of the window.
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(Using it around multiple people is always more of a gamble anyway unless you're confident you can shape the image before it locks in, as there's basically no guarantee they're all going to see the same thing.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 12:48 AM
I thought it was more an exploitation of the Bavarian Fire Drill phenomena, like a super version of the clipboard and jacket, where the agent could just do their thing with occasional reassurances that "no this is fine everything is under control could you please hold the door for me?"
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((These are all reasons why the tech is stuffed in the back of the ISS cabinet of curiosities, rather than being deployed more often.)) Ah, now, that one's a lot more practical. Since most of the time you don't even need the Everything Is Normal field to pull it off.
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(Third Directorate's counterespionage training to impress upon people the idea that if everything is normal, something is very wrong is quite the head trip.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 12:52 AM
It's certainly a fun thing to exploit. <.<;; Which I have admittedly done more often than I should, if only out of impatience.
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i can imagine that would get confusing
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especially since its recursive
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if everything being slightly not-normal is normal, something is also very wrong, because that's the baseline a attacker would shoot for
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 12:55 AM
granted, "normal" is sort a weird concept in the Worlds and easily linked to "bland", so a chunk might be "this person is TOO background blending"
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In one of my old jobs in the UK, I had to remember not to exploit the "a man with a clipboard/tablet, patch cable, and vaguely impatient/irritable look can go anywhere" phenomenon too much. Mostly because the company did some defense work, and the chunk of the building one down from us was secured by Actual Military People. And given that they were Actual Military People with expressions of total headbanging boredom most of the time, I suspect it would have worked .
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Didn't really fancy getting myself accidentally classified.
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Kind of an expensive price to pay for a shortcut to the decent coffee machine.
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 1:01 AM
I got scolded at work once for following a contractor to make sure they were ACTUALLY a contractor and not someone using that excuse to get into the lab 😦
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And people wonder why pentest tiger teams have it so easy.
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 1:08 AM
depressingly my workplace is the most secure one I've worked in. Poor IT department even put out PSAs about checking with supervisors before letting people in
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(also poor IT department in that when my computer was getting upgraded and the IT guy accidentally bricked it, he was sitting around being bored. I asked if he had anything he needed/wanted to do and offered to fetch him when the reimaging finished. He did not. So I jokingly offered to find him something to do. And that is why my lab manager walked in to find the IT guy putting sticky labels on sample bottles)
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(Heh. Better than being stuck in Graybar Land.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2019 1:12 AM
(the field team went one better. Same guy, they put him in high vis and took him along to the mine's drop point to help load up equipment, which he agreed to because, again, less dull than sitting watching a progress bar for an hour)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/28/2019 3:09 PM
From the sound of it the eldrae command philosophy would be a lot like Auftragstaktik? It would probably work better for them than the Wehrmacht, the IMS doesn't seem to have the social arrogance issues.
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Auftragstaktik indeed, to eleven. Localized initiative and web-structured C3I are both key parts of their doctrine, and play very well with their necessary emphasis on quality over quantity.
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(To the extent that they actually have a specific award - the Order of Cirria - specifically for achieving victory by disobeying orders [under circumstances in which it couldn't have been achieved by obeying them].)
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sdschildberg 09/28/2019 3:56 PM
Didn’t they give a prosophont drone a medal for that?
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that does remind me of something tangentially related
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so, mechanimism is pretty common; even though they have a precise yardstick for sophont vs non-sophont, they usually still treat machines and such with respect and politeness, even to the point of, for instance, giving medals to non-sophont drones for outstanding performance in combat.
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so that got me thinking (because i've been making a effort to read through Worm after the fanfic discussion about it) how would they react if they discovered a massive simulation/pocket universe/alternative dimension (etc) of deterministic p-zombies. Not just a historical simulation or predictive simulation or such based off of pre-existing sophs, but (what would be) a entire unique world of xeno 'sophs' if not for the complete absence of logos in any of them. (edited)
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Yep, they did. That's part of the outgrowth in their AI design philosophy that insists on teaching military AI not just strategies and tactics, but also values , per earlier conversation. So even sub-sophont systems tend to, on occasion, have what one might describe jargonwise as 'prompt loyalty excursions'.
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The drone stood in the hangar, its blunt nose and forward-swept wings scarred with the black lines of kinetic strikes and near-misses with explosive-tipped missiles, the capped remnant of one senso…
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Also a good time to reference that quote from one of the early Bolo stories:
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"All right, Unit DNE of the line. Why did you do it? This is your Commander, Unit DNE. Report! Why did you do it? Now, you knew your position was hopeless, didn't you? That you'd be destroyed if you held your ground, to say nothing of advancing. Surely you were able to compute that. You were lucky to have the chance to prove yourself." For a minute I thought old Denny was too far gone to answer. There was just a kind of groan come out of the amplifier. Then it firmed up. General Bates had his hand cupped behind his ear, but Denny spoke right up. "Yes, sir." "You knew what was at stake here. It was the ultimate test of your ability to perform correctly under stress, of your suitability as a weapon of war. You knew that. General Margrave and old Priss Grace and the press boys all had their eyes on every move you made. So instead of using common sense, you waded into that inferno in defiance of all logic—and destroyed yourself. Right?" "That is correct, sir." "Then why? In the name of sanity, tell me why! Why, instead of backing out and saving yourself, did you charge? . . . Wait a minute, Unit DNE. It just dawned on me. I've been underestimating you. You knew, didn't you? Your knowledge of human psychology told you they'd break and run, didn't it?" "No, sir. On the contrary, I was quite certain that they were as aware as I that they held every advantage." "Then that leaves me back where I started. Why? What made you risk everything on a hopeless attack? Why did you do it?" "For the honor of the regiment."
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Have another planet, folks.
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Enderminion 09/30/2019 4:23 PM
can I have fries with that?
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At 824 K on the dayside, you can fry all you want with that.
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0111narwhalz 09/30/2019 7:58 PM
well that's a novel metric prefix
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about 4 exawatts, give or take (edited)
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How do eldrae view pranks?
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So, I just remembered a post where a scientist was giving a bandal(?) vector-control effectors in an experiment. Beyond that, I only remember that there was a sandwich or other food item involved.
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nevermind, found it.
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Dog, food, greatly extended reach
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The title is Fetch!
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It's hilarious.
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You want a stun grenade thrown back at you?
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So, they take very poorly to pranks?
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Anything that mocks them being, Y'know, dogs
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Same as a Dodo uplift would get irked if you concluded they were extinction fodder (edited)
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I meant, the article's title is 'Fetch!'. It also appears to be referring to non-uplifted bandal.
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“Are you sure this will work?” “Well, no, it’s an experiment.” Brandel held up his hands, warding off the glare thus produced. “But the theory is sound. We’re never going to find out more unless we…
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:19 PM
At least CM doesn’t go full grug with Power and Cool Things make monsters
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And the mc clowns on attacks on free will
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oh captain marvel
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yeah, it was a good movie
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:23 PM
And for over there, the ego of the antagonist is coercive, and a restraining bolt is thrown out
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yeah, it translates pretty well i think
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well, "off the periodic table" included
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gee, you synthisized something in the island of stability and then based a entire biology on it?
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really?
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*excluded, i mean
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:24 PM
Being about acquiring ones volition and self confidence from coercion and badly done sophtech
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though, IMO
20:26
it was fairly obvious very early on that the Kree were going to end up being evil
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i guessed that that was the general direction the story was going to take as soon as we had a flyover of the Kree city
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and there were 40-foot-high billboards to the effect of "These guys we're warring are super duper evil, do your part and don't forget how evil they are!"
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:31 PM
I mean, as soon as the word kree was alluded to the jig was up The market over there is presumably hoping that the supreme intelligence got its server clusters zorched
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Primordial fury?
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:35 PM
Back when he had both eyes and even hair He still held the mcu’s sole braincell
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Endgame here we come!
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sdschildberg 10/01/2019 8:42 PM
Thanos dies twice But causality is strained, and a shocking number of SKYSHOCK cases are flirted with. and also the charecter that they stan the hardest over there does a heroic sacrifice. At least it wasnt intentional
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Does the eldraeverse have a functional equivalent to an A.T field in that it uses some weird form of spacetime bending to block attacks?
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:39 AM
I think an Vector project to do that produced an Indestructible Stasis Feild and thus a perfect mirrored sphere
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Heh, whoops.
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:40 AM
It was a time machine.
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Morgrim Moon 10/02/2019 10:40 AM
and the attempt at cloaking that turned out to make a splendid bomb
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:40 AM
But the only way to go back in time is by not changing.
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At all.
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In a way that it lets out heat
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:40 AM
ToughSF memed that into existence though
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or at least thermal radiation
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:41 AM
So if a volume cannot change at all, it obviously cannot admit light.
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Talking about mirroring: Are there a few magnates that keep a mini-universe, and use it as a bathroom mirror?
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:42 AM
ō.o
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:42 AM
Now thats a flex
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Well, if it can perfectly reflect, what is so difficult about using it as a mirror?
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:42 AM
Because its round, a perfect sphere
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I think it can be made into a rectangle
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It doesn't have to be a practical mirror, it could just be a flex. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:44 AM
you ever looked at yourself in a convex spherical mirror?
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uhh... no?
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sdschildberg 10/02/2019 10:44 AM
The one thing we definitely share with there is the concept of flexing Us on others Them on entropy
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0111narwhalz 10/02/2019 10:45 AM
take a metal bowl and turn it upside down—it's close enough
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Or a spoon.
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 12:00 AM
ISS motto: we are the thing that goes bump in the night
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If you hear the ISS going bump in the night, something's gone horribly, horribly wrong with the plan. Sounds more like the motto of the 104th Legion, the "Still Knights". Being professional ambushers, and all.
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 12:10 AM
I was inspired by a destiny commercial Ya know, given how utterly overleveled most players are, and how its a threat escalation, I’d say rebuilding is in process in destiny
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(Not actually the worst pun in the IMS. That would be the 89th, the "Tectonic Knights".)
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:12 AM
do they enjoy subterrenes more than is strictly healthy?
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Better. They're chfssssc , so the mantle is their natural habitat.
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 12:12 AM
The entire Imperial sense of humor resembles tony’s from the mcu
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Perfect for when someone needs a surprise volcano.
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:12 AM
ah, lava crabs
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MAGMA KRAKEN.
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:13 AM
magma kraken best kraken
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Yeah, they could bond very easily over snark.
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:13 AM
(deep space kraken doesn't even show its face, just eats your ship)
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(how rude)
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2019 12:14 AM
we found the body, though
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:14 AM
how do you know that's not just a decoy
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 12:14 AM
Is that of the species in that microfic with the "where do you want your new peninsula your volcanos gonna blow"?
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 12:15 AM
the Bop ex-kraken might be a red herring
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or a green squid as the case may be
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Yep, that's them.
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if i had to guess, i bet their biology is based off of decay heat
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rock is hard to melt, and eating is hard if you have to melt through rock to get your food
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buuut since you're underground and made of resilient silicon anyway, nothing says you can't try and filter out some short-lived decay produced from uranium deposits and such (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 12:59 AM
Might be able to do novel things with enthalpy of crystal formation too
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yeah, but my biggest thought is the sheer difficulty of getting enough energy
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i don't think anything like a normal foodchain (solar>primary producers>consumers) would work
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even with abundant food, melting rock just to get to it would take more energy than you'd get out.
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 1:05 AM
Long primary producers harnessing heat gradients?
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And I got the impression these guys lived in magma, i.e. rock which is already molten or partially molten.
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i didn't get that impression, but yeah if that's the case things are much, much easier
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 1:07 AM
I mean "magma kraken" but
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Aesthenosphere dwellers, where the rock is a viscous slurry.
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that'd probably work out better
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i was thinking something closer to solid rock, but that wouldn't make sense because, if we assume the silicon-equivalent of sugar has something like the energy density of carbon-sugar, a kilo of sugar is only enough to melt about 20 kilos of rock
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0111narwhalz 10/04/2019 1:10 AM
With geothermal laddervines which extend from the crust down into the mantle.
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assuming perfect efficiency and you're eating literal solid and ideal foodstuff, which you wouldn't be
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and also assuming you have a reducing agent handy
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MarcusAurelius 10/04/2019 1:11 AM
yeah, I assumed they lived below the Moho
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but it makes rather more sense if they lived in softened rock already
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and now that i think about it, that probably means that their glowing-hot enviro suits are purposefully such, because to move around anywhere else they have to melt the rock first.
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the whole "swimming through solid rock" thing would be more of a technological adaptation that fits well with their native biology
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how would an eldrae react to getting rickrolled?
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 11:30 AM
If you say "this link is [x]" and it isn't, I think they'd consider it fraud. If you say "this is a cool thing" and link to a nice song, they'd agree with you or at least agree to disagree, because it's not an objectively bad song and opinions are a fine thing
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Killfile. By which I mean "dropping your online rep until you're being ignored", not "putting you on The List Of People To Kill".
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 11:40 AM
If its socially known that it isnt the link name but is instead a description of the soundstyle/prediction of the joke, like Siivagunner, would that be OK?
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Isn't there a minimum online rep score you need to be able to engage in currency transactions?
11:50
Killfiling someone to the point they're not allowed to buy food seems like it's just a longer-form version of killing someone.
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heh, a infectious meme used for computation
12:11
that's clever, albeit probably impractical.
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if they weren't so on the ball about memetic defenses, it could almost be the high-tech equivalent of a botnet
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 12:12 PM
Presumably it has an infection vector in the form of posting “Stream And A Plan I Found Atemporal
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@o11o1 Those usually aren't the same rep-net, although there is some crosstalk.
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That said, while it is theoretically possible to tank your rep scores to the point of financial and judicial incredibility by persistent rickrolling, it's both (a) probably not practically possible as you'll have hit peak killfile before that point, at which point no-one's dropping your rep because they can't see you; and (b) requires the sort of dedication to being an asshole above everything else and despite all incoming clues that you probably prefer it that way.
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I'm reminded of the people who wander on sidewalks with signs declaring some variation of "the end nears" or "jesus saves".
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Maybe that's more common in the US South
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sdschildberg 10/04/2019 12:22 PM
Mostly around stadiums and cities
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 12:22 PM
there's a few groups of those who preach in the main pedestrian mall here on friday nights, and tried claiming religious discrimination when the local satanists started camping right next to them with counter-signs
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Ah, the satanists, pointing out the true meaning of religious equality
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I think one time they managed to get on the roster for leading a national prayer breakfast
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Also leaving aside that the Guardians of Our Harmony may well want a word with you before then, 'cause you may be getting into that special crazy territory.
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Morgrim Moon 10/04/2019 12:25 PM
although if the ba'hai don't stop marching around banging drums and singing off key at the top of their voices then the christians might ally with the satanists and every bloody business in the area to see if the "nuisance noise" or "busking" restrictions can be applied to preachers
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So, a cumulative viral earworm?
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Most earworms have simple, repetitive lyrics, like the Macarena or "Zydrate". More complicated songs tend to be... lossy. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Mondegreen
Mondegreens are the phenomenon of mishearing lines, normally song lyrics, but poetry is also a frequent victim. Sometimes it's lack of correct enunciation, …
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Maybe you could add checksums somehow.
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Or error correction.
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For example, I have a song in my head with guitar in it and the lyrics "and now I know"
12:33
It's basically an 80s to early 90s kinda song
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That's the sort of thing that's probably going to show up in future releases. Along with some way to gather the output.
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the lossiness is part of the challenge in engineering a functional worm like this
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One must wonder what they actually plan to use it for. Calculating pi in people's brains isn't very useful.
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figuring out good balances between stability over imperfect replication and functionality
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or clever workarounds
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or really clever workarounds where you design it so that deviations actually improve the functionality
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Makes a good proof-of-concept, though.
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pi is the go-to test for computation.
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And why release a proof of concept into the wild and not just test it locally?
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easy andiconic
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you can test the calculation part locally, but testing how it spreads is much more difficult
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I guess testing it on a wide range of people would help too.
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the interactions between the worm and disparate individuals, anti-memetic firewalls, etc, across huge regions of space where the concentration of those, the quality of those, and the movement of infection vectors...
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well, its not simple or easy to simulate, especially considering you can't simulate people
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and the replication is the real hard part there, i suspect
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designing a meme that can produce useful computation once it's inside someone's head is one thing, making it sufficiently virulent to spread is another
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/04/2019 12:47 PM
Regarding the aspects of Imperial culture already covered - are there significant areas where non-eldrae Imperials differ greatly from their eldrae counterparts?
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(Or, more generally, are there significant areas where "eldrae culture" and "Imperial culture" are noticeably disjoint?)
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sdschildberg 10/05/2019 3:01 PM
Anyways stream and a plan
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fun transsophont office prank: switch bodies with a coworker, and see how long it takes people to notice
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bonus points: have everyone except one person swap bodies
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bonus bonus points: keep swapping throughout the day, or in the middle of conversations. See how long you can keep it up without anyone realizing.
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Morgrim Moon 10/09/2019 10:30 AM
aren't personal v-tags linked to the mind and not the body?
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sdschildberg 10/09/2019 10:30 AM
Fun game: Minecraft style deathswap
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the v-tags is a bit of a issue i guess
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Do eldrae have pipe organs or their equivalents?
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someone's probably thought of something in that vein
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i mean, they have theremins.
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plus, a pipe organ-like instrument is one of the more practical instruments that you can produce with clockpunk-tech, which they had for a while.
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its big and complicated, but between the focus on understanding and technology, their mental improvements, the fact that experts don't inconveniently die after a few decades, etc... they can do big and complicated.
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MarcusAurelius 10/09/2019 12:01 PM
And they’re very into monumental architecture, I wouldn’t be surprised if they built them into some larger civic buildings
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/09/2019 12:05 PM
Which would still be lovingly maintained, upgraded and used right up to the present day, given how they handle other similar things. (And it seems suitably epic.)
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MarcusAurelius 10/09/2019 12:06 PM
Knowing them they probably carved one out of a mountain for when they need to be really extra, and have the kind of bass you can feel on the other end of the continent
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Morgrim Moon 10/09/2019 7:06 PM
admittedly I'm now thinking of the Sisters of Battle organ tanks. Inspiring battlefield music while using several of the pipes as rocket battery launch tubes
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SoB are badass
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Crazy and evil, but badass
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2019 7:06 PM
now I'm thinking of making the music with the rockets
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Then again, that is all of 40k
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2019 7:07 PM
different-sized engines to produce different tones
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Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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MarcusAurelius 10/09/2019 7:10 PM
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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sdschildberg 10/09/2019 9:43 PM
Between the tendancy to be Extra And the passion needed to go renegade Eldrae Renegades are extremely hammy
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sdschildberg 10/09/2019 10:15 PM
Groggily, the prisoner raised his head as the door above him slid open. He tensed his muscles, but the welded wire bonds that attached him to the ore cart were too strong; all his struggles achieve…
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today on "differences between humans and the eldrae"
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versus
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As of 2018 most of the early cryonics companies had gone out of business, and their stored corpses thawed and disposed of
Would that be breach of contract?
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Kind of depressing though.
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Morgrim Moon 10/11/2019 8:16 AM
I think if the business goes under the contract no longer applies, and the disposal would likely be done by the bankrupcy people? Um, receivership?
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I mean, in all chances the brains were too degraded for a mindstate read, but now it's for certainly impossible to revive anything of the previously preserved person.
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It's also not strictly true. Alcor (the original, and still going) on several occasions accepted the frozen clients of other cryonics companies going out of business. (They did, however, save expenses by converting them from full-body to neuro-only, so it's sort of true that the corpsicles were thawed and disposed of. They just didn't have heads at the time.)
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This also provided the world with the only corporate annual report to include the sentence: "A rapid conversion to neuropreservation was effected with a high-speed electric chainsaw."
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Alexei Leonov, the first person to perform a spacewalk, died this week. He was 85.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/11/2019 5:39 PM
/salute
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2019 6:58 PM
o7
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Respect
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the tragalrás athánar sounds interesting, especially the foamed propellant instead of a casing idea
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though, on the other hand
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i would be somewhat more concerned about carrying around exposed propellant.
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at least brass-covered smokeless gunpowder will not ignite because of stray sparks
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Well, it is inside the magazine, at least.
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(And proper gunfoam, such as was used by real weapons designers back in the pre-gauss days, wouldn't touch off without a proper igniter properly applied. But then... that's the sort of concern that isn't much found in this particular market. They're more concerned with "can I make ammo for this thing in a cave, with a box of sheep?")
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it does sound stupendously simple, all things considered
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no cartridge to eject and electronic ignition means that you could probably have a grant total of one moving part
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three, if you want to count the spring and the trigger
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 1:32 AM
I'm concerned about the boxed sheep 🐑
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Heh.
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only the esseli say that
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everyone else is content with the box of scraps
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(except maybe some of the ardent biotech fans [who aren't esseli])
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The smug Imperial weapons designers would say that if they had a box of scraps, they could make a better suit gun.
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of course, it's not quite just scraps
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your tools also probably qualify as scraps.
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half of a poorly maintained machine shop if you're lucky, and nanolathes are right out
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 7:41 AM
Its their equivalent to the good old AK-47
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:43 AM
I'm just curious as to whence all the meat references came :V
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 7:45 AM
Because anyone able to afford something other than meat can afford a better peice
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:46 AM
I was waiting the whole time for some component to be meat-based.
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 7:48 AM
same admittedly
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:49 AM
All the way up to the propellant :V
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I thought it was a reference to The Expanse’s “Carne por la Maquina”.
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Oh, it is - but the in-’verse reason for the name is that, like an automated abattoir, it’s a machine for making piles of meat in a hurry.
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 8:59 AM
yeah that's the other possibility I considered
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As for “the ablative meat-stick” - well, in merc terms, it’s the cheap, crappy stick you arm your ablative meat with. No point in wasting good weapons on them, belike.
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 9:01 AM
(ablative meat) stick, as opposed to ablative (meat stick), which I suppose is what you use to poke the bear
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("stick" being a somewhat generalized slang term originating from way too many pointy-stick references.)
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((Side note: if there isn't an outfit on Vordon specializing in the cannon fodder business called "Meat for the Machine", it's only for 'verse-external reasons. Bet the wannamercs just flock to it, too.))
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 9:09 AM
so all the ones who think quantity has a quality all of its own? 😛
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Good for distractions, frontal assaults, clearing minefields...
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 9:26 AM
three approaches to minefields: 1) set them off with things you don't care about blowing up 2) cleverly find and disarm them 3) set them off with things they CAN'T blow up. Presumably the signature of the linobr, eldrae and kaeth respectively
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Enderminion 10/15/2019 9:27 AM
4) go around/over them
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 9:28 AM
true, but I was meaning in the "there are mines and we want there to not be mines" sense
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I suspect the kaeth approach may very often be "blow them up first ". Which I suppose is an example of (3) because it's hard to blow up explosions . 😎
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 9:30 AM
mine-mines
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Ha!
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Sufficient shellfire.
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 9:31 AM
yep. I was also thinking of those rickity-looking but deceptively strong three wheel robots that are designed to detonate the mine and laugh off the bang (even as they careen drunkenly around the field). Or the approach I know got taken on a testing range here, which was "lets clear these mines AND test our shiny new hardened tank by running over all the mines WITH the tank"
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(they had more traditional methods in case they broke the tank)
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I'm pretty sure that in cases where the technological advantage allows, just driving right over the minefield is the preferred option. It fits nicely into "Shock and Awesome".
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 9:36 AM
On the shock and awesome front, I think one of the memetics that would be most appreciated from earth is "you have a specific music to play that means death from the skies? Excellent".
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It's always fun when I get to end a post with "(Let the weeping of the physicists now commence.)"
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:25 PM
some thoughts on the Maquina de Carne: (ignore the "edited" bit, I hit enter by accident) 1. why milled instead of stamped? Stamped metal is dirt cheap to manufacture from and it's not like most of the receiver needs to take serious pressures. 2. by "gas piston advances them into firing position", I'm assuming you mean the method of operation for cycling the bolt? On that note, is it open or closed bolt? 3. about the ammo: why not have the propellant block wrap all the way around the bullet, like the Kraut Space Magic's ammo? (edited)
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how i'm picturing it, is that the whole thing is basically a handful of crude pieces of metal
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you have the barrel and body, which may or may not be separate pieces, and the... not sure what the gun term is, 'action'?
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the one and only moving piece, which is propelled backwards by the exploding bullet and pushes the next bullet into position after the spring-loaded magazine pushes it into place
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and also seals the barrel once the bullet is in position
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1. No particularly good reason. Actually, I suspect there are probably piles of both around depending on which tech happened to be more available at the time.
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2. Yes, and on reflection, I should adjust that to make it clearer that it's an open-bolt system. (Both for fewer moving parts, and also to ease the problem with cook-offs, which this design is rather prone to; I suspect that a lot of them have finned metal around the chamber for extra cooling.)
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3. Not sure - what'd be the reason to do that?
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:45 PM
buggy: you need about a dozen pieces for the mechanism, a trigger, a sear group, a striker/hammer, the bolt itself, the bolt face (which is probably a separate piece, I'm assuming this thing uses a mechanism like the M60), an operating rod, and a main spring. More if you want fire selectors and/or safeties, dust covers, etc. Cerebrate: it's easier to keep the rather fragile cartridge together that way, and you get more powder out of a shorter overall length
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(I find myself looking up "sear group" as that's a term I hadn't heard previously, and bing gives me "an international terrorist cult that worships the god Ares".)
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Ah, that part. Okay.
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marcus: modern guns use all of those things, yes. They're definitely a improvement when your manufacturing capabilities let you add in stuff like that (edited)
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this is a gun for making from a box of scrap using tools that also qualify as scrap
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:50 PM
they're pretty much a requisite if you want an automatic weapon
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you can get fewer if you're trying to make a liberator knockoff
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that's the impression i get here
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:51 PM
...it's explicitly an automatic, rifle caliber weapon
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you don't make this gun if you can make anything better
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:51 PM
this is the equivalent of a Norinco stamped metal AK, not a one shot vaguely-gun-shaped device
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I'm thinking more AK-47-equivalent readily capable of being turned out as a Khyber Pass Copy rather than a truly minimal design. Engineering snobbery aside.
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the liberator was made to be cheap and easy to distribute in mass, and the fact that it was tiny and low caliber is just a side effect ('cause the opposites make the gun more expensive)
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:52 PM
and I wouldn't call it a "bare minimum" weapon so much as "bare minimum capable of combat", which is rather different
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the tiny part helps, but the important part is that the liberator was a single shot weapon that required manual reloading. and even it had about a half dozen moving parts
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wouldn't part of that be due to the mechanical trigger mechanism and the fact that you have to at-least-somewhat-reliably eject the bullet casing?
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With considerable variation in quality, which is what makes them so much fun . You could be facing a Nal Kalak Type 43 turned out in an actual factory, firing commercial gunfoam rounds, that's really quite dangerous; or you could be facing a KPC turned out in a cave somewhere, firing a crudely foamed chlorate-and-sugar mix that's mostly dangerous to naked people at point-blank range.
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this is casingless, and can use a piezeoelectric trigger
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i mean, look at this diagram
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:56 PM
piezo-electric trigger only removes the sear, and requires you to replace that with a computer and battery. I skipped all the ejector parts in my initial list, and the liberator also doesn't have an ejector
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no, a piezeoelectric trigger means you don't need a mechanical linkage going from the trigger to the pin, and you also don't need a pin
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 5:57 PM
I also didn't count a pin, as an open bolt gun doesn't have a moving fire pin
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all, or at least all open bolt guns I'm familiar with, have a fixed firing pin on the breech face
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as far as moving parts, i see:
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For firing, my concept is that as the bolt reaches firing position, it strikes a "sparker" that (mechanically or piezoelectrically) generates the spark to touch off the propellant. (This being to try and avoid the need for primers, which ISTR are usually the limiting factor in field handloading.)
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At least for primers that you'd want to use, anyway.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:01 PM
I'd expect a primer to generally be easier to make reliably than a sparking mechanism to set off solid propelant
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1: the trigger, which actuates 2: a rod, which pushes back the 3: back... thingy. Which also doubles as a firing pin, and can be rotated out of the way while reloading 4: the back-of-the-barrel-plate-thingy-with-a-tiny-hole-for-the-firing-pin, which can be pulled out of the way to enable reloading 5+6: the springs?
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no casing means that you only need to put the bullet in in the first place, piezeoelectric means you don't need anything more than a battery and a electric switch for a trigger
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But you only have to make the sparker once.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:02 PM
that's only true if it doesn't break
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buggy:it's an automatic weapon, though. most of those parts are for actuating the bolt during recoil
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so if you make a liberator knockoff but with those two things instead, i expect that you could just make it with zero moving parts, and reload it like a musket
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Hmm.
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(well, 1 moving part if you use a mechanical switch as a trigger)
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:04 PM
you could, but if you can make piezoelectric firing mechanism and wiring for that, generally you can make stamped metal parts and make a bolt action or a full on automatic weapon
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literally, a cylinder of metal with a handle and a small hole drilled in for the sparker
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(Random aside: in really bad design ideas, the "hot chamber". The notion being that cooking off becomes the actual firing mechanism. To load round is to fire round.)
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for a automatic weapon, i'm thinking you have, more or less, 3 overlapping cylinders or-other-suitable-shape, one of which moves.
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the outer cylinder/casing, the mechanism, and the barrel
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the mechanism is basically a cylinder with a barrel-sized hole drilled part way through, and a notch cut out the side. And also a bar welded on so you can actually load it in the first place.
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the mechanism is propelled backwards by a round, and then is pushed back forward by a spring. On the forward stroke, the spring in the magazine pushes the next bullet into the notch, and as it goes all the way forward it covers the barrel and more-or-less seals it (edited)
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ludicrously dirt simple and has a parts requirement of "three metal cylinders" and a tool requirement of "a saw and a drill"
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eyeball the tolerances, slather in lubricant, and pray.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:10 PM
alright: 1.how does it keep a pressure seal around the breech? 2. how is it actuated by recoil? 3. "forward" stroke? 4. is this a rimmed or necked caseless cartridge? Because I'm pretty sure you can't use propellant as part of the pressure seal
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lemme make a quick mockup
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 6:16 PM
I'm pretty sure the "hot chamber" doesn't even work conceptually
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The whole point of the hammer is it lets you control the detonation of a round, relying on random heating of your chamber is begging for improper combustion of a round's fuel
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You'd want to ensure it was hot enough to begin with using some sort of preheat, I suspect. After that, though, the more you fire, the better it works. No, I'm not serious.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:20 PM
if you can get if reliable enough, it sounds like the sort of insanity the kaeth might use as a dueling weapon
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 6:20 PM
And you wouldn't want rounds to cook off as they are being loaded which sounds like a real possibility
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I'm pretty sure that it's a real certainty.
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The sort of thing that you might make a prototype of, test briefly, then quietly stash in a drawer somewhere and never speak of it again.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:30 PM
sounds more like engineering students with more knowledge than sense, and the reason their school had to implement a "no anti-materiel devices in the dorms" policy
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Ha!
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terrible mockup is done
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"done"
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so hiding the outer casing to show the internal mechanism
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that inner cylinder is the only moving part
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when a round is ignited in the barrel, it is pushed back by the gases, and then the spring (which is badly made) pushes it back forward.
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on that forward stroke
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a bullet
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is pushed by the magazine (the rectangle, sorta) through that notch
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once it is pushed all the way forward, the mechanism overlaps the barrel at the end
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the fact that, outside of shitty 10 minute blender mockups, the bullet is bullet shaped helps ensure it actually goes in the barrel. Some details need refining.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 6:42 PM
this propels the shooty bang object downrange towards the target
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yep. The barrel is "sealed", and then a electric trigger mechanism drilled into a hole in the barrel ignites it. The mechanism is propelled back again, and the process repeats
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crude, dirt simple, would make most weapons engineers cry, and has a material of "a couple metal cylinders" and tool requirement of "can drill a hole" and "can cut a notch"
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 6:44 PM
most weapons engineers would see that as still better than what most of their students come up with
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old joke about how engineering teachers get on a plane, are told it was designed by their students, then they panic until one guy just says confidently: "This thing will never fly"
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@MarcusAurelius to answer your questions 1: it pressure "seals" as shown, basically just overlaping cylinders with whatever tolerance you can manage, plus inertia 2: the propellant pushes it backwards because it's effectively the back end of the barrel. 3: there's one moving part, and it only moves backwards and forwards, so the forward bit. 4: It's a piece of vaguely pointed metal with a cylinder of solid propellant cast onto the back end.
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don't take the blender mockup as gospel; i haven't used blender in months and it was a rushed example
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:54 PM
so, straight blowback with no delay: this works on small caliber pistols ,but on something this big would require an ungodly recoil spring to provide adequate delay to let pressure drop. This thing is also going to vent hot gas into the receiver, which is going to cause all sorts of heating and fouling problems, and prevents you from using polymer recievers
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absolutely
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this is a "well, it's this or we nail some scrap metal into a wooden board" weapon
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 6:56 PM
it's also not really really that much simpler than a proper delayed blowback or gas piston weapon, while being sketchy AF
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I'd rather a bolt action that at least locks than this thing
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simpler as in "if you have the tools and know how to make this thing, you can make something better"
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i'm not entirely sure how it compares, honestly. I'm not very familiar with the history of firearms (or the terminology used)
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my initial thought was that, while older weapons are necessarily simpler and easier to make with worse tools/materials, they aren't necessarily what you'd want in a box of scrap scenario
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because they're mass produced, with their design optimized for that
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but it's perfectly possible that turning out a bolt action rifle in a rusted machine shop is just as easy as this, and has a better result
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:01 PM
true, that means you're probably machining instead of using stamped parts, and probably no polymers (though I guess that depends on if 3D printers are considered basic machining tech, which I suspect they might be at this stage of the 'verse) Bolt's are really damn simple to make, and have an actually locked bolt, which makes me much more confident about it's ability to withstand repeated firing without something unexpected failing (edited)
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if you have a 3d printer you can make better than this, no question
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our 3d printers can already make better than this
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The Liberator is a physible, 3D-printable single shot handgun, the first such printable firearm design made widely available online. The open source firm Defense Distributed designed the gun and released the plans on the Internet on May 6, 2013. The plans were downloaded ove...
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:02 PM
that's something else to note: the OG liberator was designed for a maximum of 50 rounds before it was expected to fail, the 3D printed liberator when used with most plastics fails after single digit rounds, if not the first one
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a norinco stamped-metal-ak (I bring these up as they are just about the most simple, low quality mass produced assualt rifles) are good for hundreds to thousands of rounds
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i'd suspect that the biggest issue is the barrel
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it's going to melt at least a little every shot, if it doesn't just flat out explode
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:04 PM
mostly the breech, it just has issues taking pressure
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the barrel experiences progressively less stress the farther down you go, the breech takes the most pressure in the weapon
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 7:05 PM
the problem with hot chamber is that damn breech
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 7:06 PM
How do you make sure your round's propellant is not exposed to the superheated breech before it's in position?
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I imagine that isn't going to end up easier, safer or cheaper than just using a hammer
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:07 PM
that appears to be the breech failing
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not that their's much difference with that thing, but it appears to fail directly before the back end
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Had i the urge to make a gun with my 3D printer I would 3D print a mold And use it to cast a receiver.
19:09
(Which would still be fairly crap, and yet.)
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:09 PM
you can 3D print pretty much everything but breech and barrel safely
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 7:09 PM
There's already a Ghost Gunner device that lets you manufacture lower receivers trivially
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...why would you 3D print a gun?
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I don't get it
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:10 PM
heck, the AUG was a service rifle and had plastic fire control parts
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 7:10 PM
@KAL_9000 convenience????
19:10
idk
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:10 PM
KAL: because he can
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@BizarroLand ♀ guns aren't exactly supposed to be things you make on a whim :V
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Because communism.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:10 PM
welcome to America, there's almost always a reason for guns
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@Overmind NON-SEQUITUR ALERT
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 7:11 PM
Because you gotta arm rapidly replicated swarbots somehow
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/15/2019 7:12 PM
pistol roomba
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oh god oh fuck
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:12 PM
no so much non-sequitur as the general Libertarian rule of "Screw the government, I'll do it anyway"
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yes but communism has absolutely nothing to do with this
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 7:14 PM
Because any sorta rebellion gotta arm itself somehow
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:14 PM
communism in the colloquial sense of "increased government control of individual rights", as it's frequently used in the US
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 7:15 PM
But heres the engineering question How to arm rapidly produced swarmbots.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 7:16 PM
rockets, probably
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swords
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if it can fly, it's a kinetic weapon
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if it can fly fast, its a good kinetic weapon
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:20 PM
my contribution to the dumb ideas: the diesel gun
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The bullet is placed in the front of the chamber and held in with a flange.
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Then you inject some diesel fuel behind it.
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The bolt comes in, compressing the fuel-air mix, until it ignites (either from a heater or spontaneously once the gun's warmed up).
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The bolt has too much inertia, so most of the resultant expansion goes for the bullet, shearing the flange and propelling it down the barrel.
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sounds fun
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seriously give them all swords
19:28
easy to make and doesn't have moving parts
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or extreme heat (edited)
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wouldn't the logical conclusion be a manhack?
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oh yes
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that's beautiful
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2019 7:40 PM
Diesel gun works best on multi-barrel guns :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/15/2019 8:37 PM
Make the blades a bit longer, maybe, but yeah, that's about the right idea!
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Great and silly all at once!
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@KAL_9000 Communism creates a demand for guns, because without guns, how would one shoot the communists?
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fair point
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(This same principle applies to many other ideologies, but I’m sentimental.)
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 8:44 PM
Which creates a use cade for cheapo guns which can be built, or at least maintained, w boxes of scraps in caves.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:42 PM
Rafal Ganowicz Fan Club
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That moment when “Rafal Ganowicz” is my nickname in another server and I was about to be flattered that someone said this
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:44 PM
lol. Sorry, I meant the original. Of course, if you support his stand on Communism I'll take it under advisement. (edited)
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 9:46 PM
It was more an example of revolutions, the primary user of ultra cheap ultra durable easily repaired weapons
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Such as the good old AK and MAC-10
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:47 PM
Sten
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 9:49 PM
We have an LMG, Assualt Rifle, and SMG. Add in the RPG-7 and we only are missing a pistol
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:55 PM
Liberator?
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 9:56 PM
Not really Iconically associated with revolution/terror
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:56 PM
The classic "gun to get a better gun with"
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 9:56 PM
Also note that the same qualities that make a gun useful for terror/revolution also make it attractive to crooks
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 9:58 PM
the MAC 10 is terrible, get a sten or something. It's more dangerous to the user than any target without it's suppressor
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 9:59 PM
To a first approximation, pistols are never used (edited)
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militarily (edited)
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sdschildberg 10/15/2019 10:01 PM
Doesn’t stop crooks and other asymmetrists using em
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 10:01 PM
AK-47s are actually fairly hard to make. They had to chage the production process until they got to the point where the AKM was doable.
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Sure. The pistols are used against unarmed people or "gun to get a better gun". With a few exceptions like the Welrod
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I agree w. Marcus. If you're looking at a dirt cheap and cheerful and good SMG, you'd be hard presssed to beat a Sten
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it looks like it fell out of a plumbing shop, but it works surprisingly well.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 10:06 PM
That is its beauty. the only hard parts to make on a Sten are the bolt and magazines.
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The Sten isn't good. It is adaquate.
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MarcusAurelius 10/15/2019 10:07 PM
Pistols are no longer primary weapons for anyone, really. We've got SMGs and PDWs to fill most of their old roles, they're mostly for tradition's sake in militaries AFAIK
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yeah, the Sten and the other stamped metal SMGs of WWII are pretty much perfect "this thing is ok, and we can make 20,000 of them in a month from a bicycle factory"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 10:10 PM
Now the Stirling, that is pretty good.
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yeah, there's plenty of better SMGs if you're willing to have some more tech base to it. but if you're wanting to be as low-support as possible...
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 10:17 PM
Stirling is pretty much the same tech base as the Sten, but with more time spent on design and testing and less pressing need to make 1 million of them by next tuesday. (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 10:25 PM
It would be interesting to see an effort to design firearms that you could make a lot of quickly and cheaply, but still be reliable since you didn't skimp on the design and testing. I'm not sure if that has ever happened in history.
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that actually defines a lot of the US Army's equipment in WW2
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most of the hardware was tested to an almost obscene degree
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/15/2019 11:17 PM
Sort of. It depends. Armor branch was certainly in that position. The small arms people seemed to be mostly concerned pre-war about how well the rifles did in the annual shooting matches.
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2019 11:57 PM
The submarine torpedoes weren't tested at all. The submariners teamed up with the Aussies and some local fishermen to prove they were useless
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Although after the Aussies and Brits offered to arm the US boats instead the navy fixed the issue in a hurry and their boats could actually hit things
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yeah, naval ordinance branch was an issue
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/16/2019 12:14 AM
The torps were tested...very badly in astoundingly artificial conditions.
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the Magnetic Detonators worked perfectly... under magnetic conditions of the Testing Range
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 12:17 AM
"We put the depth sensor on the wrong end" is one he'll of a stuff up
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the US did not have good Torpedoes until the Mark 48
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which, is still better than the British
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who did not have a functional homing Torpedo in 1982
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 12:22 AM
heh I've had weapons in KSP which worked perfectly and reliably in every testing condition… except those which involved enemy vessels
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the hazards of relying on risky physics like springs
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tbh I can do up a Direct Guidance missile in SR2 real quick
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tiny gyro + tiny battery + rocket or shiz + control chip + wing or two
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 12:31 AM
yeah the typical meta in KSP is I-beam and Sepratron SRBs for unguided, and various liquid-fueled shenanigans for guided
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used to be just rockets on the decoupler but then some fiend invented armor V:
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with tiny gyros I can lock target and get the craft to point it's nose at the target
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in atmo this works
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in space... not so much
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 12:40 AM
praise target reference frame
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/16/2019 12:52 AM
I'm willing to forgive screwing up the magnetic exploder as it was a new tech and pretty much everyone messed up their first go at that.
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But the contact pistol?! That was old tech they should have known how to design and test.
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2019 2:38 AM
hey, we fixed it by the end of the war, especially the area torpedo. People usually just refer to its drop envelope as "yes" because almost no aircraft that could carry it could exceed its maximum drop speed in level flight
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hmm, what would the eldrae think of the Whispering Earring?
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In the treasure-vaults of Til Iosophrang rests the Whispering Earring, buried deep beneath a heap of gold where it can do no further harm. The earring is a little topaz tetrahedron dangling from a thin gold wire. When worn, it whispers in the wearer's ear: "Better for you if ...
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:00 AM
eurgh that gives me the squickies
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to me, it seems more like a elaborate uploading technique that transfers your brain into the earring
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with optimizations.
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:01 AM
except it's not
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the earring is never wrong
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it isn't learning how you think
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it already knows
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that is a good point, hmm
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doesn't that imply prescience?
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granted, 'the earring is never wrong' is just a description of past accounts of it, but 100% consistency over hundreds of previous wearers is impressive
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though, really
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it could still be a sort of uploading
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:05 AM
it would make you happier isn't necessarily an estimation of your volition
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It hits me in exactly the same place that squicks out about compiling yourself into hedonium and wireheading.
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i don't really get that impression, though
07:09
i... guess it hinges on how you define 'happy'?
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:09 AM
And that first advice—better for you if you take me off—only increases that squick factor.
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As if, in that moment, as soon as you don't—you have already lost.
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it often leads to seems-like-hedonium situations with stereotypical happy families in suburbia, etc
07:10
but that's more a reflection of the fact that most people seem to want that anyway
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:12 AM
As soon as you give yourself up to it, something… changes.
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the question is, what is it that changes?
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:13 AM
I have a thought here, but I'm struggling to articulate it.
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Does its optimization function change?
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I doubt it.
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Is a supernaturally successful pillar of the community what regret looks like?
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Maybe it is, if it isn't by your own hand?
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possibly, but i'm not sure about who's who here
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the main downside, at first, is you don't have insight to the decisionmaking process
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it tells you to do X, you do it and it's better, but you have no knowledge of how that conclusion was reached and no access to the facilities that did it
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but as time progresses, you, as far as your biological brain goes, die
07:17
it becomes a glorified relay for the earring
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:17 AM
Maybe the first advice is just a gatekeeper, to screen for those who are susceptible to its wiles.
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yet, from a external perspective, you're still you (except more successful), so the only reasonable conclusion is that you are now inside the earring
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:18 AM
hmm, no, I don't think you are still "you"
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you're a hyperoptimized "you," who resembles "you" only in goals and values
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and who's to say those goals and values don't subtly… shift
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this is true, it probably does cause a value shift because it optimizes for happiness, and most people don't optimize for happiness
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:19 AM
No, I think it's the opposite of you moving into the earring—the earring has moved into you.
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bu that doesn't make sense
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if it walks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, it swims like a duck, it flies like a duck, and it passes every other reasonable test you can think of for a duck, isn't it a duck?
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:20 AM
But it doesn't
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because real people fail sometimes
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well, certainly, with that attitude they do
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But if the earing is just you with perfect precog?
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But also tautological definitions of what people are and aren't is a no-no here, I feel
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i suppose one way to describe transhumanism is "the quest to never fail"
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Please don't no-true-scotsman the upper limits of cognition
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okay never failing is a bit ambitious but a moon brain can usually get what it wants, all things considered
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(But yes, the earing, being a item in a fantasy-horror short story, has perfect precog)
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:21 AM
It's a weird hybrid of perfect precognition informing exclusively your actions, not your optimization parameters.
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It doesn't work towards a goal, except the shortsighted goal of making you happier.
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i guess it does all hinge on how 'happiness' is defined by it
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how does it work if you realized you'd be unhappy if your optimization parameters were subverted
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and then does it try to avoid that or does it try to avoid you realizing that
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:23 AM
It never questions why that should make you happy, it never thinks "maybe happiness today isn't worth happiness tomorrow."
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You guys are really overthinking this, I feel
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(It clearly does optimise for long-term happiness BTW)
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oh there's a entire thread on it on /r/rational where people discuss these details
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(It just doesn't leave the boundaries of stuff you can do)
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I feel they're also overthinking it
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Posted in r/rational by u/PeridexisErrant • 32 points and 31 comments
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But also it's a trap for that
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:24 AM
We might be overthinking it, but I think it presents an interesting philosophical road… bump?
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So there's a lack of distinction between hobby and meme-trap here, I guess
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:24 AM
how english V:
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the biggest issues i see is that apparently its either a nigh-perfect precog or a scary amount of intelligence in a tetrahedron, which functions as a unusual gradual upload/optimization process that you have little insight or control over, and also causes a value shift
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:27 AM
It doesn't matter to me where it does its math or gets its foreknowledge.
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There's something off about the fact that the thing tells you to take it off
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it is strange, to be sure
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Narwhalz, congratualtions on realising it's intended to be unsettling
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by the earring's own definition, it seems that people are happier with it
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There's also a sense in which they're arguably dead
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Pattern theory identity is all well and good but then there's a cursed earing using your body like a puppet
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a cursed earring which passes every identity test you can think to throw at it aside from "open it up and check all those patterns by hand"
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Perfect precog
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:30 AM
Except it doesn't.
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well, very-difficult-to-find optimizations aside
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It only needs to pass the tests while you're watching
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:30 AM
Because if you were as perfectly efficient at being happy, it would be silent.
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hold on, wait, i just realized something
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It could be merely a spooky and undesirable slow upload
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:31 AM
So every time it pipes up, and you follow its advice, is a divergence.
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at some point it necessarily must stop optimizing for happiness
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because you become braindead after wearing it for long enough
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if it was optimizing happiness for the person wearing it, then after a certain point there is no person wearing it, and yet it still does things
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:34 AM
And every thing it does is a way in which its advice is distinguishable from what the person would do without it.
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Freaking doy buggy
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:35 AM
(in that case, collapsing into a coma :V)
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Any contention that the earing is non-malicious is conditional on the assumption that the earing is functionally uploading you and running an emulation
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and the only way for a observer to test that without internal access to the brain and the earring is by observation and testing of the black box
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And it's a perfect precog or near such
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And therefore passes all information-based tests it cares to pass
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if all the testing says "it's the same person except with a small value shift and way better" how would you tell if it isn't a upload?
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sure it could just be precog shennanigans
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realsitically you don't
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The rationalist community has put a lot of effort into this problem and there just isn't a way to beat a perfect oracle
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In this case you simply survive it because it's domain of effect is so limited
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(Like, maybe it's emulations are perfect except for such little things that they're effectively subsumed into the whims of everyday life)
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(But those whims lead to some greater plan)
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(What is it? Who could know, except by it's willingness to share)
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i think it's worse than that
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Nuke the precog
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if a perfect precog exists you lose.
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period.
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full stop.
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Problem solved
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if you are within the lightcone of the perfect precog's vision, your actions ultimately fulfil its utility function
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It may know what’s coming, but can it run fast enough?
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well, it depends on the details
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:40 AM
A perfect precog can do anything physically possible.
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imperfect precogs, no
07:40
but yeah, that
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perfect precogs can do anything
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that is physically possible, anyway
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:41 AM
If you can make it such that its victory is physically impossible…
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which is a lot
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:41 AM
…only then can you win.
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a perfect precog could figure out how to hum just right so that, about a minute from now, all of the air molecules bounce around just right so that they ultimately all fly away from the nuke and then collapse back into it, crushing it
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maxwell's demon taken to a ludicrous extreme
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because that is a perfectly physically possible scenario
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just ludicrously, ridiculously unlikely
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alternatively, depending on how exactly "perfect determinism with one being that can take perfect advantage of that" mixes with certain aspects of physics, it could just find the worldline where none of the radiation from the nuke hits it, and none of the million-degree plasma enters a sphere around it
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a always-lose scenario works, but that's only practical with imperfect precogs.
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:46 AM
I mean unless you get all kinds of Maxwell in here you can just wait a precog out until the universe ends, but that's really more of an everyone-loses sort of result
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The precog is a source of information that violates entropy
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So I'm pretty sure you can just Maxwell
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getting all kinds of maxwell is pretty much the bread and butter of a perfect precog, unless it has some fundamental limitation on its output and you Never, Ever, Not Even ONCE Let It Say Anything
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if the earring can't speak unless you put it on, the moment someone puts it on is the moment the entire universe loses
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"take off the earing"
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can't do that
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perfect precog
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But you're playing by the precogs game
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it's already selected the desired worldline from now to the end of the universe the moment you put it on
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The earing clearly has domain limits
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perfect is fucking OP
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In as much as it only cares about certain stuff, or at least, only cares to use certain tools
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:49 AM
I suppose the only real way to win against a perfect oracle is to join them, which is a hilarious idea.
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granted, yeah, it's really probably not a perfect precog
07:49
which means you can win
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perfect in the sense of "it's predictions are absolute"
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But also
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Just, you're not meant to be fighting the perfect precog
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It's a story and the precog is circumscribed as described in the story
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my thinking of perfect is "the precog can see all possible futures and simultaneously comprehend them"
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:50 AM
This Kadmi chap took it off.
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which gets into a bit of a loop when that vision includes itself, but details...
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:50 AM
You can contradict the earring's advice.
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You'll just regret it.
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Yeah, the operating point there is that a perfect precog intended you to do that
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On it's meta-level manipulation
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But yes
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Nuke the earring before anyone puts it on
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Problem solved
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The earing is a finite existance
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How do you know what it is?
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Good point
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The POV of the story only knows by long analysis of the earing through history
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actually, the earring is definitely not a perfect precog
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evidence: the people who put it on die
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We don't know it's terminal values
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well, it appears to be optimizing for happiness
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It clearly doesn't optimize for "the best life you could possibly physically live" no
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the user dying could be part of its utility function
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:53 AM
It doesn't want to just kill people—it could stop way earlier if that was the whole of its goal.
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To be honest
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It exists to say it does
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Like, it's an item which does what it's observed to do
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Maybe there's not anything more to it than that
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You can't prove that
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well, not easily
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:53 AM
maybe
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"take apart the earring" is always on the table
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:54 AM
it wants to live a happy life
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it can only do this by embodying itself in a subject
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The earring is Yog-Sothoth
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it has a weird definition of it, considering it appears to perfectly replicate and improve anyone who puts it on
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:54 AM
It doesn't care what happy life it lives.
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It's quite content for it to be your happy life.
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But by heck it'll be a happy life
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Maybe it's not the optimization that changes after it says "better for you if you take me off"
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but the referent of "you"
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hmm, could be yeah
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i still don't think earring-self and organic-self are all that different
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:58 AM
No, it's a very dedicated role-player.
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(A person with more social skills than I might, at this point, say "but aren't we all")
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what is the difference between a very dedicated and very good role-player and the person in question
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well, okay
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the role player has a different physical body
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but, to put it another way
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 7:59 AM
Every time it makes a suggestion is a difference!
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if you imagine a person in your head, you're basically making a simulcra of them
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not a great one because you're limited
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when a superintelligence imagines someone in their head, you end up with a functionally identical copy or as close as it can get with available information
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:00 AM
its advice is always better than what the wearer would have come up with on her own
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that means its advice is always different from what the unaltered person would do
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Narwhalz please stop considering intelligence-upgrades to be a loss of identity
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it's actions are always different
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actions
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a smarter you would probably do everything at least subtly different
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You're going to alienate the party here who desperately want them ;)
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:01 AM
hm
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if you judge a person purely by low-level patterns of actions to the point of just straight up 1-1 matching, of course even a tiny change in them is going to set off alarm bells
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:02 AM
I need to rethink my position because I think my squick is acting up
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it is a bit squicky, IMO
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It's meant to be
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i wouldn't exactly leap at a gradual upload that causes value shift and has no fucking manual or user interface
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It's not a short story that's meant to make you comfortable and happy
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:03 AM
sure but I've been wrestling with related problems in my thinking lately anyway
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That's totally legit
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:05 AM
like I get that it's designed to be discomforting but I don't know why it discomforts me yet
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part of why it doesn't squick me all that much is probably just because i don't really buy into 'volition' all that much
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:15 AM
Is the reason I don't like the idea purely squick, or is there a basis to it?
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I don't know, and in some ways that itself is uncomfortable.
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Do I need to justify my dislike of the idea, or do I need to stop disliking it?
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if it was me, then 'stop disliking it' wouldn't really be a option
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figuring out and recognizing the basis of the dislike is possible and desirable
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:30 AM
I can at least know when it's the squick and when I have an actual reason for it.
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but changing it implies a level of ability of self-modification which, at least, i don't have
08:31
that's true, yeah
08:31
instinctual hardwired squick vs rationally justified squick
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:32 AM
I can make an effort to familiarize myself with the idea, to consider how I present it to others, and thereby eventually how I present it to myself.
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thats true, yeah. stopping squicking by saturization and familiarization is possible
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:38 AM
(I mean, I've done weird behavior modifications before)
08:39
I write twos the way I do (with a loop at the bottom) solely because one day I saw a two written that way on a sign when I was like eight or so, and decided that it looked way better than the way I wrote it at the time.
08:42
on a good day, if i'm not writing too fast, i can write a little better than a chicken
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:42 AM
I have three grades of handwriting.
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(maybe four if I combine both quality-enhancing methods, but I've never actually done that in practice)
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1. normal, which has improved over time but is still sometimes not terribly legible—fastest, most likely to be misread or rendered utterly illegible, most compact
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2. block capitals—decent speed-legibillity compromise, what I use on forms et cetera
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3. normal, but I turn the paper sideways—slowest, most legible, takes up a ton of room
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3 is only deployed when I want to be obnoxious after someone complains about my handwriting, or when I want to mask my hand, or when mixed case is actually important
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(basically my glyphs are always too tall and narrow, but when I turn the paper sideways that becomes wide and squat—which appears to be what the Latin script is actually designed for)
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i pretty much only have one type of handwriting, because i effectively never have situations where i have time to use anything but my fastest method
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don't let the lack of capitalization on my "i"s fool you, i'm great at typing, I just don't care about capitalization consistently in casual conversation
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so any situation where i'm writing something at length, i just type it. If i absolutely have to put it on paper, i can print it. I haven't yet run into a situation where i have lots of time and i have to write it and can't just print it
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:52 AM
I haven't needed grade 3 seriously since high school.
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i had issues with writing legibility in high school a lot, but with written tests and such the limiting factory is pretty consistently how fast i can write the answers, so speed is the focus, legibility be damned
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:53 AM
mhm
08:53
…on the subject of typing speed…
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I have an NKRO keyboard, and a 3D printer now.
08:54
I should totally print up those stenography keycaps and give that a go :V
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i'm not sure stenography translates well to typing
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:56 AM
Why shouldn't it?
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the idea behind it is a very optimized writing style so that you can write as fast as you speak
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or as fast as other people speak.
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:57 AM
…yes, and why shouldn't that work for typing?
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well, you could have some system where you type common letter combinations or whole words at once, or learn to type a stenography/txt spch shorthand that translates to full length text easily
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but i'm... not really sure what you'd stand to gain from modifying the physical keyboard
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 8:59 AM
I guess I could just drop the spacebar…
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The steno layout is better-suited to ortholinear than the standard staggered layout.
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oh, actually yeah fair point i forgot about that
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:00 AM
You're supposed to press multiple keys with a single finger, and regular keycaps aren't always that great at that.
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qwerty isn't optimized for writing speed tha tmuch
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:00 AM
mumble mumble DVORAK
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another option would be predictive text
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that's what i'd go for
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:01 AM
hell no :V
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with practice, and set up right, a large portion of the time you could write entire words by typing a single letter
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:02 AM
I say a lot of weird stuff in a lot of weird orders and I don't trust the computer to guess from ambiguous tells.
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Steno shorthands are at least not usually ambiguous, though I'm not entirely sure how it differentiates homophones.
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you underestimate how good modern prediction is getting
09:03
it's getting scarily good
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:03 AM
I turned it off on my phone literally day one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:04 AM
It is terrifying when you get targeted by hostile use of it
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here's a relevant quote
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According to a study published by the Institute of Medicine, an estimated 400,000 people die from transfusions every year, mostly due to an array of diseases, from HIV infection to Type 2 diabetes. At age 24, nearly 60 percent of these deaths are caused by transfusions, even though there is a significant genetic and physical impairment which results in over-fatal events such as heart attacks, stroke or stroke-related strokes.1
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:05 AM
I'm not sure how that's relevant
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:05 AM
had me up until stroke-related strokes to be honest
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then I caught "over-fatal"
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that was written by a bot
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all of it.
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:05 AM
ah
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:05 AM
this GPT-2?
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it's the gimped version of GPT-2
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:06 AM
I know that predictive text fails miserably with me, it's on my phone and I spend more time telling it to stop I'm not talking about [x] this time
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:06 AM
okay so how about when you want to say something in particular
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:06 AM
Honestly, not really?
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the full version of GPT-2 is better, and they aren't releasing it because they're afraid of it
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:06 AM
I think they did release it though
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recently
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wait, really?
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:07 AM
At the least they've been working their way up the models.
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Dunno if they've gotten to full-size yet.
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:08 AM
I'm kind of curious how predictive text meshes with neurotypicality, honestly. Because I have a fucked up broken brain, and a LOT of the things like ad customisation and predictive text and even those silly "pick 12 items and we'll guess your age!" things tend to flump entertainingly. So I'm guessing my brain is just crooked enough that it thinks it can match the data set, but gets erronous results
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and THAT would be a function of the data sets they're training with, I suspect
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if you want to read more about it, i originally got that text from here: https://www.rifters.com/crawl/?p=8841
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and it links to the primary sources where it gets quotes and stuff as well
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but yeah, part of it is that the predictions are trained from data across the internet. Or in the case of those pick 12 things, they just aren't all that great
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it might be able to replicate a whole lot of different people's text, but it needs enough information to do that. The less context, the less it fits
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:12 AM
and sometimes you can tell the trainer's bias. Like how when google decided I was a "gamer" (correct) and that meant I was a male in my young twenties (completely wrong) and that I chose my games based on nearly naked women with anatomically implausible breasts (ew)
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:13 AM
:V
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i'm not sure what proportion of "gamers" are "20s males"
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:13 AM
@Morgrim Moon Imagine that but with life/death descision making
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:13 AM
based on studies I've seen, under 30%
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but limited information is a serious limitation
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:14 AM
depending on how you define 'gamer', of course
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predictive algorithms can only do so much with so little information, and they aren't quite perfect either
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Morgrim Moon 10/16/2019 9:15 AM
it's more that, knowing the gaming community, I don't see how "she boobs boobily" is prevalent enough to flag as a cross relation. But it IS a damned common stereotype of what many non-gamers THINK gamers like.
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So, to me, that screams "this wasn't the machine learning"
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it could be, actually
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if the training absorbs the stereotype
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i mean, you're training it off the internet, so...
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like, for example
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:17 AM
you remember that bot that trained off the internet and then started spewing racist profanity? yeah it's like that
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the multiple chatbot AI prototypes that have been tested on twitter or in other places, and rapidly transformed into crazy nazis
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you beat me to it
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:17 AM
Or your police facial recognition basing your targeting off of baised arrests/jailings
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:17 AM
glorious clickety clack make the type happen quick
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stupid humans thinking that just because an AI did it they aren't responsible anymore
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culpability gets a bit fuzzy, though
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like, wouldn't you try to blame the people who targeted the chatbot with purposefully falsified data, intending for it to train off of it?
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:20 AM
oh aye you can try to blame whomever you like
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but the burden of sanitizing input lies on the developer
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sdschildberg 10/16/2019 9:24 AM
Racism in, racism out
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i mean, you can only do so much with neural networks
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When I try those "predictive text" memes I get a load of repetitive gibberish.
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the whole idea behind them is you don't really understand how it does what it does in any meaningful sense, you just use it
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Until you violate the warranty and crack open the black box
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oh the black box is wide open for you to look at
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you can look right at the weightings as much as you want
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:28 AM
they just don't make any sense
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Oh, they make sense all right
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they work, but human brains aren't great at making sense of them
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Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:30 AM
You think neural network visualizers are such a big deal for no reason?
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it's nigh impossible to look at the connections of a network and say something like "hmm yes, i see, with how connection weight 0.81 from neuron A-3 to B-7 and connection weight 0.58 from A-2 to B-7, combined with that weak link 0.13 from A-5 to A-7, that will cause it to turn left 75% of the time when it sees the edge of a corner."
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it gets even harder when the networks cover something more abstract and difficult to pin down, like image recognition
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which is part of why working with the human brain is such a utter pain in the ass, because it's that except with billions of neurons and way more complicated
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:39 AM
Neural networks appear to me to create heuristic shortcuts to solve the problem.
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Their shortcuts are mostly always going to be weird, because wow that's a lot of information to pack into a relatively small network. (edited)
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(and you have things like that fluid simulation that runs faster than the "real" one even with the ANN overhead)
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(while maintaining pretty good fidelity)
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pretty much yeah
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in a neural network, every link is important and contributes to the output in very complicated ways
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understanding it would mean painstakingly comprehending the entire network and exactly how everything translates, there's no simple X goes into Y making output Z
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i'd expect you'd have to pour over a single network for weeks to start to understand it in whole
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and that's just one
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:44 AM
It's kind of like the difference between looking at a collection of equations that fit together, and looking at one massive equation after all the substitutions have been done.
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i'm not sure that covers it even
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it's more like...
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looking at this
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"what, a simplified form? That is the simplified form."
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you can't just take out one section or a couple of neurons and linkages in a network and look at just them.
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most of the time, all of the neurons are important and affect the output and the behavior changes radically even if you remove seemingly unimportant ones
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understanding it necessitates understanding all of it, at once. All of the neurons, all of the interactions and weights.
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:48 AM
If your optimization is correct all of the neurons will be absolutely necessary.
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exactly
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0111narwhalz 10/16/2019 9:49 AM
(well, not quite—dropout is a thing)
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On the Whispering Earring: Well, they would point out, such a thing as described can't exist, because there's no such thing as perfect prolepsis. That would require both a perfectly deterministic universe and more computing power than would fit in the universe, and the first isn't the case, and the second is... okay, not strictly impossible, but at least pretty damned unlikely. ...okay, there's exactly one way it could work. It could be a temporal oracle that tells you what you will do just in time for you to do it. Or at least, tells you what you need to hear in order to do what you've already done from its perspective. In this case, chronology protection ensures that it is, in fact, never wrong. But in which case all you've done is found a particularly outre way to offload your mental processing to the laws of physics while deleting your own free will by ensuring that every subsequent moment of your life is postdetermined. Which is why you should use great care when you fuck with oracles.
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technincally, it doesn't have to be a oracle
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it could just be some very smart predictive software that has, thus far, had no reported wrong predictions out of about 700 users
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damned impressive, fitting that in a earring
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Hello everyone! New gadgets are coming from the Research and Development facility, the kind that will get Kerbals screaming: MOAR BOOSTERS!!! A brand new update is here and with it comes better performance, fresh new features, improved visuals, and new parts being added to ou...
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Salivates
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/16/2019 2:29 PM
yas
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2019 4:54 PM
yes
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Enderminion 10/16/2019 6:35 PM
I've seen bigger
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/16/2019 6:55 PM
Lewd
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It’s not your TWR that matters, it’s your Delta-V
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-What to say before sex
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Enderminion 10/16/2019 7:53 PM
*not
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they look to be about 4 meters wide? the Big ones
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MarcusAurelius 10/16/2019 8:18 PM
@Enderminion they're 2.5
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Enderminion 10/16/2019 8:18 PM
cool
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Meh, just install TweakScale.
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MarcusAurelius 10/17/2019 1:34 AM
that wasn't the question, but you're not wrong
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2019 1:35 AM
install ProceduralParts :V
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(nah procparts are kinda ugly)
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You ever done the smallest tank, 100m engine thing?
01:35
that's booster-y.
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2019 1:36 AM
nah but I did make a 1.25m TWR-limited rocket
01:36
LV-04 "The Longening"
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dunno if I have any screens of it…
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I preferred the 'LV-09999999 The "Before we get to space everyone's dead through billions of gees".
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MarcusAurelius 10/17/2019 1:37 AM
you have no idea how hard it is for me to resist making an immature comment about that
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...
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2019 1:39 AM
no images of the Longening, it looks like, but I do have this https://i.imgur.com/EEXdHLZ.png
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oh wait no I do have one https://i.imgur.com/QYW4znT.png
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MarcusAurelius 10/17/2019 1:40 AM
space pencil intensifies
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0111narwhalz 10/17/2019 1:41 AM
It's canted over like 2° so it goes straight to space if you just SAS prograde and stage.
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Lifts off with like 1.05TWR or something.
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the big rocket is big though https://i.imgur.com/F7lmuwe.png
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I think that one's probably my LV-06 or something
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hey all, haven't been on for a while. anything new and interesting going on around here?
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MarcusAurelius 10/19/2019 9:21 AM
Kal is intermittently running an RPG, other than that things are ticking along more or less as usual
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@MarcusAurelius thanks!
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Morgrim Moon 10/19/2019 9:24 AM
Tronzoid got banned, if that counts?
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@Morgrim Moon I didn't realize that! What was the reason?
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So many things.
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Morgrim Moon 10/19/2019 10:27 AM
persistently annoying the server at large, being ordered to stop, and then continuing to do it anyway
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The final thing was wanting a dedicated channel for art stuff.
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0111narwhalz 10/19/2019 10:27 AM
(the usual ones, really)
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Oh wow ok.
10:29
Hopefully it's been more peaceful around here then
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Any news on the third book being released?
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not that i've heard of, sorry
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I have a confession to make.  It's something which has been weighing on my mind for a long, long time - since late 2000, actually. I did not invent timeless dec
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@fm21 This year, fo sho. ...okay, let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
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0111narwhalz 10/22/2019 10:02 AM
inb4 2kchar limit
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typing interruptions signal cut-paste into an external editor for later deployment via pastebin V:
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I have had problems with the cover art; or, more accurately, my cover artist has had severe problems that have delayed production, and indeed mean that it's unlikely to arrive at all for this book. No-one's fault , I hasten to add; this universe just shits on folk sometimes.
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And, well, the cover art budget is spent .
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So, in the absence of solutions presenting themselves and with the delay going from the ridiculous to the bizarre, it's going to be coming out this year with whatever crap I can slap together for a cover, on the grounds that a book with a lousy cover is still better than no book .
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But that's why the delay.
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0111narwhalz 10/22/2019 10:32 AM
could go vintage with a floral pattern and metallic foil
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metallic foil and a Moiré pattern perhaps
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Foil would look weird on the e-book ones.
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can epublish format support animated gifs?
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No idea, it probably depends on the viewer.
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2019 7:04 PM
doubtful. Basic Kindles can't
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Oh right, yes, that's an actual display issue for the e-ink Kindles.
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2019 2:08 AM
Mine can display animated GIFs, but it's not recommended unless you want to halve the battery life and also you like the entire screen blinking.
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are e-ink kindles still being sold?
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i thought the kindle brand had just shifted into full-fledged tablets
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Yep. The tablets are branded Kindle Fire I think.
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yeah i had one a few years back
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2019 2:13 AM
Mine's pretty old—eInk technology has definitely improved since I got it.
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I have a ~2016 basic one lying around somewhere.
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It still has a much better e-ink panel than any more DIY-usable ones which consumers seem to be able to get.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2019 9:16 AM
kindleeeeee
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I only have an iPad, silly me.
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What do you think about Google's 'Quantum Supremacy'?
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after brief examination, because i haven't heard of this until now, they're apparently bragging that their quantum computer successfully did one of those tricky problems that are (nigh) impossible on a classical computer but easy on a quantum computer
10:12
congratulations, your fish can swim better than a cat.
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Okay.
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on further examination, "quantum supremacy" is actual terminology, which excuses it a bit i guess
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but still, it strikes me as "hey, you know that thing we've been doing and it's been going well and everything is fine? Well, the thing we expected to happen? It happened!"
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aha, finally found the paper itself
10:28
okay, the paper seems more reasonable. "This is the first time a quantum computer has reached this benchmark, we managed to do this because of new techniques X, Y, and Z."
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maybe it's just the countless "Look! Shiny! Quantum!" articles that have sprung up about it
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ah, yes, they definitely go into the sort of detail that you'd expect from a legitimate paper versus a poorly veiled PR move
10:32
and wow, i'm liking how much it's been refined too
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I'm just sayin', if you're gonna break out the word "supremacy", you'd better be sure you're at the top of the game.
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Otherwise what are you gonna call the next milestone?
10:33
Quantum teabagging?
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i guess in fairness they're not abusing the term that much
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Quantum Supremacy literally means "a quantum computer doing a thingy better than classical computers", and they just got a experimental result for that
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2019 10:34 AM
that chip makes me think about bismuth
10:34
quantum superiority? :V
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it is being touted around a bit much
10:34
Quantum supremacy is the potential ability of quantum computing devices to solve problems that classical computers practically cannot. The weaker term Quantum advantage refers to the potential to solve problems faster. In computational-complexity-theoretic terms, this general...
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QUANTUM OVERLORDSHIP.
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personally my biggest takeaway from is "wow, they went from big, horrendously 'this is a experimental setup'-y systems to a 10mm chip, they're actually refining and approaching mass production here."
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course, cooling is still a pain, but progress.
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if they corner the market, does it become QUANTUM DICTATORSHIP?
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sdschildberg 10/23/2019 10:40 AM
QUANTUM STONKS
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QUANTUM PWNAGE
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QUANTUM KILLSTREAK
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Jinmi Quantakill?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2019 10:48 AM
QUANTUM OF SOLACE
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2019 10:50 AM
oh fuck sorry guys
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2019 10:50 AM
:V
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2019 10:51 AM
I accidentally put that here instead of #general of the next server down 😦
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https://www.ibm.com/blogs/research/2019/10/on-quantum-supremacy/ Interesting article related to the quantum supremacy thing - apparently IBM ran the same thing on classical computers in a few days, rather than the cited 10000 years.
Recent advances in quantum computing have resulted in two 53-qubit processors
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Hmmm...
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yeah, in summary Google made some erroneous conclusions and didn't optimize things well when it came to that part
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mostly in regards to how much memory the algorithms in question would require. With some cleverness, it's perfectly possible to use the fast & high memory usage technique that they thought was impossible.
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simple question: what's a "claidheamh mor"?
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context suggests it'd be some sort of medical condition or similar
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In honor of the coming holiday, a terrifying thought I had: According to “The Blood-Brain Barrier” (and other incidental mentions elsewhere), it’s possible to target, edit, and al…
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0111narwhalz 10/25/2019 7:06 PM
tuberculosis?
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 7:06 PM
claymore. As in the very large scottish sword
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...huh, "claidheamh mor", claymore
19:08
that'd be pretty funny
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 7:09 PM
yep, the english word is just a transliteration of the scots gael
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oh that is the original word
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i thought that was eldraeic
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well, that would explain why i couldn't find any components of it on the website
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 7:14 PM
ahh
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/25/2019 8:12 PM
celtic languages have horrible orthographies
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english is bad but personally I think Irish and Gaelic are incomprehensible flat out
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Tends to happen when you try to cross alphabets.
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 8:15 PM
They make a lot more sense if you write them with Tolkien elvish letters; the biggest issue is that early English and the Celtic languages were both transcribed into the Latin alphabet by two different groups of pwople
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Enderminion 10/25/2019 8:15 PM
they have words sans vowels
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 8:15 PM
Who picked different letter sound pairings
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Or try to adapt an existing written language to another one that has completely different syllables.
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Yeah, the orthographies are fine they're just totally unrelated to the english ones
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 8:16 PM
And it's not like norsk runes and ogham were particularly compatible to begin with
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They have plenty of vowels
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They just notate them differently
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(I don't like that they're using the same alphabet for different ends, it's annoying and difficult)
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 8:17 PM
Hence why elvish works well: similar notation.
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(But the people who care for such claim it's more consistent than the english one)
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(Which honestly isn't hard)
20:18
I can see that
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 11:08 PM
"Be warned, [site]  is an advice board, not a support board, so when people post just to complain about their situations, the members attack them like a vast, unfed swarm of feral piranhas who really want them to get better. " Oh look I found the eldrae outpost XD
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0111narwhalz 10/25/2019 11:40 PM
is there such a thing as a tame piranha…?
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2019 11:42 PM
Yes. Piranha are apparently shy in captivity and only bite as a defensive mechanism
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although you should catch them in a bucket because they'll eat nets in panic
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My high school Bio teacher had one in a tank. Kept hiding in a submerged flowerpot
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MarcusAurelius 10/26/2019 3:58 PM
@Enderminion there are languages that have words without vowels, including (debatably) English. I don’t think that’s true of any of the insular Celtic languages
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YHWH
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 4:18 PM
that one's just because the orthography doesn't encode vowels explicitly, isn't it?
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Probably
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0111narwhalz 10/26/2019 4:22 PM
And that word in particular is actually censored, I think.
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MarcusAurelius 10/26/2019 4:26 PM
YHWH is a case of a word written in an abjad that had its vowels forgotten, yeah. Only a few people knew the pronunciation at a time, and they all died
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#dank? (edited)
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Anyone had any trick-or-treaters yet?
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No, it stopped snowing a couple hours ago but it’s still light out
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Nevermind just got a group
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Yep, a few came.
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MarcusAurelius 10/31/2019 5:50 PM
Nah, I’m probably not getting any here
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oooh, so that's what happened to that guy
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well that's nasty no matter who the perpetrator is.
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either one of the friendly weakly godlike intelligences (not that there are all that many in the first place) is actually rather more 'friendly', or something is waking up
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Morgrim Moon 11/01/2019 3:25 AM
I honestly don't get it. Did one of the superbrains giblet him?
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by my understanding, yes
03:59
that's what "weakly angelic" means in this context; something made by a weakly-godlike power or a agent of it
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and there isn't really anyone around who would do that, so either a pre-existing big brain is getting up to no good, or someone decided to dig way too deep, unearthed a balrog, and tried to chain it
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Oh dear... This... Will not end well. At all.
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Oh god oh fuck a weakly angelic power is on the loose
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 4:41 PM
Its real [REDACTED] hours
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Where's the Fifth Directorate when you need them?
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0111narwhalz 11/01/2019 4:43 PM
"It'll be fine" *screaming*
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 4:52 PM
Its a throwback to the invisibility cloak protestors as well. At least they are big and people shaped holes in the world.
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invisible mice.
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this is the point where you take advantage of the all-enviroment design of most Imperial tech, and switch over the hab & crew to mirilasté for a while
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a fluorine atmosphere does wonders for clearing out greenlife
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Is this a potential Skyshock scenario?
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0111narwhalz 11/01/2019 8:14 PM
"we think we have something loose but nobody can really say for sure…"
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I didn't think the Flame had a concept of "angels", they're polytheists after all
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Someone has to staff the celestial bureaucracy.
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Lesser gods, daimones, elementals, ghosts, non-sapient spirits...
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Immanent apotheotic forces.
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sdschildberg 11/01/2019 8:48 PM
Its a Translation Convention for “Powerful but not an Elder Thing”
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Morgrim Moon 11/01/2019 10:36 PM
the Sane Man can possibly be tempted by research into new headache cures, I suspect
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Oh are we just going full SCP foundation :)
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nah, the SCP foundation never manages to actually kill the horrible murderous abominations they find
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 5:23 AM
It's contra to their mission statement
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Yeah, that's because they're not trying.
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Secure. Contain. Protect.
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That's not kill, and it never was.
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Now get out of here, filthy GOC.
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i mean, they try sometimes
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2019 5:51 AM
they're trying hard to kill that crocodile thing
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really the SCP universe just kinda got handed a raw deal
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oh, you got rid of myths?
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here have a bunch of calamitous awful shit as a replacement, have fun
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oh and it's all weird and none of it makes any kind of sense
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2019 5:57 AM
that ones mostly a feature of multi-author with no guidance
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What's wrong with the SCP foundation? (I mean, specifically what's wrong with it is the fact that it's the product of hundreds of different people and so it's more like a genre than like a single work)
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They're only trying to kill the crocodile thing because it's a meme
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And eons-old meme at that
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 9:42 AM
@Archon the SCP foundation? Swann's 001 proposal said more about it than I ever could
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And I've never read that and I never will
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Canon is a lie
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If you have a criticism, say it.
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(And then ask if your criticism applies to the parts of SCP which are investigations into the complex internal theologies of posthuman tech-cultists bickering over which technologies they're supposed to use in the New Flesh)
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(Or the parts that are just ten-thousand items that you wouldn't expect a vending machine to vend due to cultural or physical implausibility)
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(But which are still ultimately snack food)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 10:16 AM
tl;dr beating on the horror angle eternally gets monotonous
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I tend to prefer SCPs that are just neutral instead of murderizing these days
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Morgrim Moon 11/02/2019 10:17 AM
the "front half only of an otherwise normal cat" one is one of my favourites.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 10:18 AM
Also they ran out of truly engaging new angles to take the apocalypse thing and I got fatigued
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I like it when SCPs tickle my sense of mystery first and foremost
10:19
Most horror pieces don't do that
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Around here, it's less Secure-Contain-Protect and more Analyze-Enhance-Replicate.
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I think the point of the SCP Foundation was that they weren't replicateable and no one could figure out what made them work.
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Though some of them they figured out how to use safely, like the drink machine (don't order "Joe")
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Yeah, that's one of those differences in universe parameters. The local natural law enforcers are very keen on empirical regularity.
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Which is not to say that there aren't museums, labs, and Secure Storage Facilities full of the not-yet-replicated-or-understood, but it's at least theoretically possible.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 11:01 AM
Like the Doors
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Today's fun challenge and potential fanfic generator: Flip idly through the SCP entries and - leaving aside those which are purely horrific - pick out some that in the 'verse would qualify as "scientifically interesting", "put straight into production", or "already on sale at your nearest All Good Things outlet, discounts for a pack of a dozen". Bonus points for picking out one that plausibly fits the last category while also being Keter-class.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 12:53 PM
The time travel app
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And the radio thingy that could listen to any period of time
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 1:07 PM
anything that affects the mind w/o true horror for tue latter 2
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SCP-2167 and the other demonics stuff (http://www.scp-wiki.net/a-brief-explanation-on-demonics) probably qualifies.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 2:03 PM
SCP-500
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Definitely in the 2nd or last category once they figure out what it’s made off
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An end to all disease...
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It can even cure zombieism no matter how far gone
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Whoever figures out how to synthesize the stuff will go down in history forever
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 2:33 PM
Whatever the local form of time manipulation, given that trashing the arrow of time is the local equivalent to removing original sin
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 6:43 PM
editorial time machines are held to be omnicidal
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i just thought of a kinda-useful variant of a time machine that wouldn't be omnicidal
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so, one version of time travel uses the multiple-worlds model, except that the other world has to be created
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not nearly at the actual mass-energy cost of creating a entire universe, though
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so you go back in time at great but achievable energy expense, you do whatever, find out whatever, or grab and bring back whatever you want, and then when you stop adding energy the universe collapses behind you
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well, what if you did that, except because of the weird nature of volition, that part doesn't get copied
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so you end up with a identical universe of p-zombies
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downside: you can't really revive people with it because they're missing the single most important and irreplaceable bit of themselves
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 7:13 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2019 8:29 PM
?
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 8:35 PM
non-editorial time machines
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"forward worse"
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sorry, but this fellow named Einstein has some awful news for you
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oof
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 8:41 PM
The way time travel works in that setting involves a springing back to your "primary temporal position" at the end of the excursion, which means traveling forward implies a return backward.
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Which means you've "locked" the future by observing it.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 11:39 PM
So there are things sophs aren’t meant to know.
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 11:48 PM
"necromancer" as in "one who deals with Death" (eldraeic death being tied more to decay than obliviation)
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sdschildberg 11/02/2019 11:51 PM
With Evil More properly a Cachomancer
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2019 11:52 PM
very interesting to see the mismatches in metaphor between here and there
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wait, isn't personifying entropy A Thing That Is Not Done?
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sdschildberg 11/03/2019 12:19 AM
Its more that analouge to Satan does not exist in Flamic canon. Agents of the formless can
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In canon, in this case in the strict dictionary sense of canon, there ain't no such thing. But who expects evil-worshipping heretics to follow the strict letter of canon?
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sdschildberg 11/03/2019 3:28 PM
Cultists gotta have a centerpiece. Given local concepts of exchange, they almost certainly thought that they were giving power to complete a “summon me” contract (edited)
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sdschildberg 11/04/2019 9:19 PM
@Overmind can we have a post about the copmercs with the black hole prison? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 11/05/2019 1:58 AM
we have one already, no?
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hm, no actual post for Eft Sédir by the looks of it
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sdschildberg 11/06/2019 10:11 AM
Is the censorship post related just to Australia or does it relate to the annual aestetic ritual on reddit (edited)
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Not really intended to relate to anything in particular. Granted, various countries taking yet more stabs at this kind of stupid may have put it in the back of my mind.
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Maybe I just have low horizons, but I don't see the point of a third vacation moon. Unless "vacation moon" is his way of saying "fortress moon and computronium stack".
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Sometimes you want a different kind of vacation moon.
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posts video of Vonnie incursion personal firing range
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/06/2019 12:27 PM
"No, seriously, I like BASE jumping - I need a moon with at least 6 ms/^2 of surface gravity!"
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I mean, sure, I could go do that on a major planet, but where's the fun in that?
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((number pulled out of my right sock; on second thought that's a helluva moon.))
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0111narwhalz 11/06/2019 12:28 PM
One moon with an atmosphere, one heavy vacuum moon, and one light vacuum moon.
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(vacuun?)
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Seems like you ought to be able to timeshare your vacation moons with other rich people
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/06/2019 12:29 PM
Also, jír in this context glosses as something like chutzpah, ne?
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Hm. But can you ask Bright Shadow to filter liches and other stuff necromancers stumble upon?
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sdschildberg 11/06/2019 2:51 PM
Thats what the porn and unfunny inside jokes and other content pays for. That and the ISS infosec teams presumably work with Bright Shadow
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Can they actually filter that (EDIT: referring to "liches and other stuff necromancers stumble upon") in practice, given the whole "end to end encryption" thing, apart from somehow not letting those on the network? (edited)
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That is the whole reason you build your system so that no one can see the data. Technological preclusion beats the goodness of everyone's heart any day of the week.
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I was referring to filtering "liches and other stuff necromancers stumble upon".
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/06/2019 4:02 PM
I'd think a lot of that would have to be done on the endpoints
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I mean, if all you can see is metadata, then by definition all you can filter on is metadata. I mean, here, some wag would come up with a butt-ugly kluge like TLS keybridging, which is essentially an intentional man-in-the-middle attack and vitiates most of the purpose of TLS. That kind of shenaniganeering would go over like a concrete kite, over there, methinks.
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Practically, assuming you have remotely user-controllable computers and stuff, and you can't meddle with the network, you probably can't do much to stop people from doing necromancy outside of saying "WARNING: bargaining with mysterious entities on the extranet is a Bad Idea™". (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/06/2019 4:15 PM
Which kinda makes sense; prior restraint isn't really how the Empire likes to do business, and that's cultural and not merely legal.
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So they'd teach you that, show you why, and if you do it anyway, well, actions have consequences. Not artificial punishments, as such, but rather "we had to cauterize the entire area with antimatter to prevent the escape of a perversion; the fact that you were standing at Ground Zero just kinda sucks, doesn't it?"
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At least, if I'm understanding things aright
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@Jade Nekotenshi jír seems to be the root of: jírileth, liberty – a “life of will/volition-use” It also composes words such as estxíjir - "wyrd", and valxíjir - “forcible impression of self onto the universe” And amusingly, also "uljíra", which is a "will get your death ruled a suicide" insult word.
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As a side note, that cautionary dictionary entry, if anything, understates just how spectacularly insulting uljíra is, adjective-wise. But then, it was written by a non-native speaker of Eldraeic, …
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sdschildberg 11/07/2019 9:50 AM
Post idea: A dodecad of things to do and not to do in the empire
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random thought: the average Imperial has strong and consistent memetic defenses
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does that mean that benign memes-as-in-the-internet which do manage to take root there are so infectious that they spread like wildfire in the Associated Worlds? (edited)
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it'd certainly help with the whole cultural imperialism thing, i suppose
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sdschildberg 11/08/2019 10:51 AM
Like the memetic weapon that is Bruh|Yeet| Oof (delete as applicable)
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That probably works in reverse too: empire culture is memetically robust enough to survive even the defenses of it's native citizens.
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So when exposed to other cultures, it's extremely convincing
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Oddly, from the outside, that looks a bit like a slow hegemonizing swarm if you squint. With the important caveat that the dangerous swarms don't ask for consent, which doesn't automatically imply that swarms with respect consent are "safe" i suppose.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/08/2019 11:11 AM
There was a nanofic about just that, wasn't there?
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From: Alvis Antarianus, Expansion Renewal Union To: Heriath Calliste, Inevitable Justice Foundation Subject: Re: Cleaning up the Union once and for all Look, your proposed operation is well designe…
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sdschildberg 11/09/2019 5:39 PM
Thought: given the ritualization of protest Here and thus in the League of Meridian, they see the Republic as deep in the uncanny valley
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I wonder what would happen if the Transcend acquired a Green Lantern Ring?
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 1:27 PM
I give it a week before they reduce the entropy of a closed system
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Enderminion 11/10/2019 1:28 PM
doesn't... doesn't that break the Universe?
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 1:29 PM
we're dealing with literal mind over matter here
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And with a species and culture which has honed its willpower over basically its entire civilized history.
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And with the entire pantheon of said culture.
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There is no condition more likely to break the universe than giving the Empire of the Star a device which directly converts willpower to physical effect.
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 1:58 PM
Yeah an Imperial would be the perfect choice for a green ring: willpower, loves the idea of applied will, rationality without loosing ethics and imagination.
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IDK I don't know how they'd feel about using a closed-source proprietary system made by holier-than-thou precursors who've fucked up big-time at basic AI safety like, multiple times. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 2:59 PM
obviously the first two days of that week would be for reverse engineering
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(probably including a request for replacement :V)
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I'm not sure they'd give you one - they do actually put non-trivial effort into preventing Lanterns doing shit like that
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You're best bet would be one of the exiles I think exist? The guys making all the knockoffs.
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 3:08 PM
But the idea of using willpower made manifest to Save The Universe definitely has Imperial ideology written all over it
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The people making the knockoffs are not, I think obliged to make knockoffs - they're simply inclined to do so for whatever the reasons they got kicked out of conventional society for?
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 3:11 PM
Imperial society as a whole would be the most inclined to make knockoffs
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... in this context "knockoff" means all of the many many non-green rings
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(Not just the spectrum ones, but all of the weird bullshit one-offs I'm given to understand exist)
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 3:15 PM
But the green ones would still be attractive due to jiving with local culture
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Yeah, as far as color-alignment goes, green probably works best
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(It also has the advantage that since it's the protagonist's color, it's pretty much straight-up the best)
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 3:16 PM
And with the imperal combo of “ooh shiny” and imagination, they would be great at using it
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Indeed, though I suspect the metaphysics doesn't actually work in favor of physics-capable constructs to the extent that some fans like to think it does
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... I'm reminded of a thing in Replay Value - Dream players, I think it is, have a bunch of really versatile attack powers, but they can't repeat constructs
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They have to think up new ones every time, always moving forward and staying creative
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It's an interesting limitation
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 3:25 PM
But still, superpowered imagination and willpower would make for a powerful green lantern (edited)
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"childlike" imagination
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... implying children have better imaginations
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sdschildberg 11/10/2019 3:28 PM
As in thinking of big brain solutions to problems. More just powerful imagination in general
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 3:31 PM
they have wormholes because some maniac tied herself directly into a supercomputer to boost her innovation quotient
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... how does that make her a maniac?
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 3:33 PM
it doesn't, there
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It doesn't make you a maniac here either!
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It's just not technically feasible yet!
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0111narwhalz 11/10/2019 3:36 PM
I got the sense that tying yourself directly into a computer bank wasn't a standard thing at the time.
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What would an Eldra have to say about the Epstein Scandal?
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0111narwhalz 11/11/2019 2:20 PM
politics? :V
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Reminder: Species names are not capitalized
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-@Unknown
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I think it would be far more... um... reprehensible to them, but it also probably wouldn't have stayed quiet for very long at all. (edited)
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Also, the singular of eldrae is eldrae. :) Also: "You are filth. We shall cleanse. (Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species.)"
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0111narwhalz 11/11/2019 2:25 PM
rm -rf
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silent failure
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no file or directory given, but it tries anyway because of -f
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In organizations that should totally exist in the 'verse, once I think of a better name: Doctors With Mortars Because if you're a benevolent organization that's going to help people in, among other places, conflict zones, it helps if you bring a sword as well as a scalpel. (As Mordin Solus says, “Lots of ways to help people. Sometimes heal patients; sometimes execute dangerous people. Either way helps.”)
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A fortress hospital, for the discerning doctor.
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you just need a name that has the same sort of rhyme to it in Eldraeic
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/13/2019 2:47 PM
Some derivitive of Knights Hospitaller?
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Medics with Mortars, Physicians in Foxholes, Sawbones with Swords?
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Nurses with nukes?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/13/2019 4:08 PM
Gaëlenéns Legions?
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 8:47 PM
Did we see an Imperial get outweired?
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just a minor correction, there's a orphaned paranthesis here:
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not sure if you can edit it though
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also, what the fuck?
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it can edit concepts?
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that's... well, i see how even a Imperial got outweirded
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it must be confusing how it applies to physical objects; you can use it on, say, a toaster, and only that toaster becomes rolky
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not the concept of toasters, not even just similar toasters, just that toaster
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Welcome to Precursor Studies. It's a fun field with only a one-in-five chance of contracting seriously-what-the-fuck stress disorder.
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 8:58 PM
Which is hard to do for eldrae
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and also has alarming implications for the whole "why are all of the precursors dead or lacking their advanced technology"
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 9:00 PM
If this is what they do for an OntoTube prank Ritual Purposes
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"What, that elder race? Oh yeah, they used to be big, but then they discovered conceptual technology and accidentally deleted the concept of themselves. We still don't know what they're called. And can't."
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/14/2019 9:50 PM
Sounds like a conceptual label-maker to me.
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Here's another question: how, exactly, is it activated? Why doesn't waving it through the air cause the air to become rolky? If you stick it in an ocean, does the entire ocean become rolky? In cases where boundaries are ambiguous, how does it distinguish?
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It affects solid objects when poking them. Liquids aren't, well, solid.
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Now, you could well ask what would happen if you rolkified an ice cube, then let it melt.
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Or for that matter, let a cube of rolky dry ice evaporate.
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Morgrim Moon 11/14/2019 11:21 PM
There's no way they haven't tried that. And then ranted at the results
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If the answers you come up with to that question are disturbing and potentially scary, well, that would be why it's hard to get test approval for this sort of thing. No-one wants to be responsible for "My, the weather sure is rolky today."
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If you poke the ground with it, does the entire planet get rolky?
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Now that is an interesting question.
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I assume you're not going to answer it.
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Not until I decide which of the various possible options is most interesting, anyway, since each has different fascinating implications about the universe.
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Morgrim Moon 11/14/2019 11:26 PM
"We couldn't get enough insurance to find out, even if we could fix it by poking the ground again. Waiting on permission to go poke an asteroid or maybe a moonlet"
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sdschildberg 11/14/2019 11:40 PM
Anyone got a vacation body they would be OK with becoming rolky?
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an interesting vector of investigation might be
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have someone look at a rolky object while under alethiometric analysis
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pretty much everything (except the logos) is well understood enough that it ought to be possible to figure out where, exactly, this entirely new concept of "rolky" is coming from, and why otherwise-identical rolky and non rolky objects can be distinguished
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even further possible examination: use p-zombies just to get rid of that non-deterministic variable
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Depending on planet is a fun answer in this situstion
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/15/2019 2:29 PM
They must have tried with loose composite objects like an inuksuk. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inuksuk#/media/File%3AInukshuk%2C_Canadian_Embassy%2C_Washington.jpg
An inuksuk (plural inuksuit) (from the Inuktitut: ᐃᓄᒃᓱᒃ, plural ᐃᓄᒃᓱᐃᑦ; alternatively inukhuk in Inuinnaqtun, iñuksuk in Iñupiaq, inussuk in Greenlandic, and sometimes inukshuk in English) is a manmade stone landmark or cairn built for use by the Inui...
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Does the individual rock become rolky or the whole cairn? Does it depend on operator intentions?
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0111narwhalz 11/15/2019 2:33 PM
A roller bearing is one object—but it is composed of multiple objects, each solid.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/15/2019 2:34 PM
Yup. If I wanted to tag a single roller would it let me? (edited)
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(Well, except the property tax bit.)
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so, maybe I missed a memo
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is "rolky" intended to have a known meaning?
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0111narwhalz 11/15/2019 6:49 PM
nope
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it is, in fact, intended to have no known meaning
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 7:30 PM
That's what's so bizarre about it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:30 PM
Incidentally, speaking of precursor artifacts, the monochromatic blue reading lamp is one of my favorites, just because!
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Opaque to neutrinos? Is it, err... neutrinovoltaic?
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(granted, that'd take a bloody awful lot of 'em, but...)
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Morgrim Moon 11/15/2019 8:40 PM
the problem with that Sidewalk thing is that it requires you to have extreme trust in the collecting entity. I know that I would be spinning up a fake persona to hand over the data of, were I in that situation
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if, over time, that company proved trustworthy I'd likely let that persona drift more and more towards true-me; but if they're not, I want the ability to distangle. (That is how Google has now acquired my phone number, and a small amount of location data, but their advertising has proven to have major issues and they have a complete pack of lies for advertising customisation)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:42 PM
Yeah, it would require massive trust - but I see how that has Imperial energy, seeing as they (by and large) have that level of trust there.
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Here, well, all I can see is how many ways sententious quidnuncs would audit my every move.
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sdschildberg 11/15/2019 8:43 PM
What with the whole alien minds thing
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:43 PM
And psychdesign.
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Which is turbo-high on my list of "holy damn I want that".
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Morgrim Moon 11/15/2019 8:43 PM
Yeah. Here it only takes a screamer ad + a sequence of vastly insulting ads for boob jobs for me to have slammed on every advertising defence mechanism known to me
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:44 PM
gark
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sdschildberg 11/15/2019 8:45 PM
Screamers when it otherwise seems to know I have psych conditions, ads that cover the page, 2 YT ads And now the physical world
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Morgrim Moon 11/15/2019 8:45 PM
(I figure I pay for the 'free' things I get from Google via accurate reviews of places, and answering lots and lots of questions about what bits of the public transit network are wheelchair compatible, so I've no moral issues with denying them ad revenue)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:45 PM
My beef with ads is the sheer amount of malware I've had to clean up, panic-dodge, etc because of them. I'd be a lot more tolerant of ads that I could trust to only be ads. (And I'm living with two people who are a bit less malware-evasion-savvy, so the shields are dialed up to "yeah, this'll stop a Dragunov" levels.)
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Morgrim Moon 11/15/2019 8:45 PM
I need to get off my arse and set up a VPN
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sdschildberg 11/15/2019 8:46 PM
You pay by: letting ads exist, giving them imagerec and geo data, selling your privacy and a bit of your time in effect
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Trust.zone occasionally makes websites read me as Russian.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:47 PM
Some of the targeted advertizing I get is bloody eerie, though.
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Gets annoying when Discover sends a panicked email every time I log in.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:48 PM
I bought a CZ pistol and started getting various ads in Czech, which was odd. I still occasionally get ads in Italian from when I lived in Italy over a decade ago.
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(I did not buy said pistol online, either, but I did research it thus)
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sdschildberg 11/15/2019 8:49 PM
Spanish language ads from when I had to do research for Spanish class projects
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2019 8:49 PM
Facebook also insists on trying to get me to friend one particular co-worker...
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She's also turned up on one dating site that I, err, occasionally look at but don't exactly take seriously. But, err, nope. That way lies infinite chaos.
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Morgrim Moon 11/15/2019 8:51 PM
the only thing I use Facebook for these days is talking to people in the local greyhound adoption group. I've also sandboxed it, or my ads would probably be getting rather weird XD
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I just block all ads everywhere unless they follow some standards (no persistent tracking, static images only, clearly delineated ads, small out of the way ones), since it's basically the only thing I can do to influence advertisers.
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Morgrim Moon 11/16/2019 3:32 AM
yeah, those are fine
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Do Bandal like to fetch sticks? (or some similar behavior?)
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And if so how does this express itself in the dar-bandal?
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Yes. (They're big, smart dogs, certainly, but their fundamental doggishness is unchanged.)
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And in much the same way analogous way as chimp playfulness expresses itself in us. They like to run around and throw things; we invented sportsball. (edited)
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Implication: there is something over there that we would translate as "Olympic Stick Fetching"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/16/2019 1:27 PM
There would also be Olympic Frisbee
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0111narwhalz 11/16/2019 1:27 PM
the discus throw becomes a two-person sport
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Do Bandals have a longer lifespan than earthbound canines?
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For their size, yeah. Comes from that genetic infusion from Canis dirus .
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makes sense
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most things i've seen imply that eldrae tend to have one, not a bunch
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and humans live a lot longer than dogs already, and the eldrae live a lot longer than humans
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Like the parable of a man who waits in the afterlife because his Bandal isn't allowed to enter
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keyword, Bandal, not 'the 20 generations of Bandal that he looked after over his life' (edited)
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sdschildberg 11/16/2019 3:04 PM
Here’s the real question: how did cats fare?
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hmm, can't search for it
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"cat" brings up all words that include cat
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Oh, no, they're nowhere near that long. Usually it is, in fact, entire family lines.
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Or, rather, weren't. This is where the urge to create anagathics and immortagens got started.
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Actually, on that point
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in the early ages, how long was the average eldrae lifespan
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i'd guess a few hundred at least, but probably not thousands because a accident would get you eventually
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it'd probably be less pre-empire because there was more chaos around, but then the era between that and modern-enough-that-medical-tech-is-a-serious-factor is less than 2,000 years
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so it might be hard to separate out the noise there
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sdschildberg 11/16/2019 3:16 PM
Also
living forever was invented to never loose your dog
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well, when you already live forever and you haven't encountered any other poor sophs who didn't start out with that...
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sdschildberg 11/16/2019 3:19 PM
Its still heartwarming to think that not saying goodbye to your dog was the first urge to invent immortagens
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definitely
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Today is my birthday!
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Morgrim Moon 11/18/2019 8:17 AM
🕯️ Happy birth
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I had dirtcake for my b-day party last night.
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Yum
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Where would an eldrae define the line between pride and arrogance/cockiness?
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0111narwhalz 11/18/2019 12:55 PM
when you're wrong
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in short, they're absolutely ruthless about honesty and straightforwardness
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that means it is completely okay, expected, and unreasonable not to be honest about what you can do
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and also take pride in it
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that stops at the point where you're taking pride in things you can't do, because that is the exact moment it stops being honesty and starts being the exact opposite
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0111narwhalz 11/18/2019 1:17 PM
telling everyone you're awesome when you are awesome: good
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telling everyone you're awesome when you are not awesome: fraud
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:19 PM
what about not telling everyone you're awesome when you are not awesome
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ngl the response is probably "GIT GUD"
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no they hate modesty too
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though they're generally more sympathetic than if you're the opposite (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:24 PM
why hate modesty when it's actually true though
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0111narwhalz 11/18/2019 1:25 PM
If you're not awesome, and you don't tell anyone you're awesome, then so be it.
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If you're not awesome, and you tell everyone you're not awesome, they'll tell you to stop talking about how unawesome you are and make yourself awesome already.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:26 PM
fug
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if you're not awesome, and you don't tell anyone you're awesome, "well... stop that."
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they like people being awesome
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:27 PM
...
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and they're happy to help people fix it
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(generally telling people that you're awesome is the norm, so there's usually a telling, conspicuous silence. really, it's just easier to be awesome.)
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There are two rules to live by in this area: 1. It's not hubris if you can back it up. You're allowed all the ego you want as long as you have something to put behind it. 2. Pride is taken in what you can do. Arrogance is taken in what you can do and that other people can't. Don't go there.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:30 PM
Well, I managed to write 12k words for a project I was doing a couple months ago
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What is this ”project” of which you speak?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:31 PM
A 'short' story I was actually trying to get published
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The best part is after having spent around ~20+ hours nonstop awake and writing this stuff in desperation I mentioned the draft bloat to the editor and he just said, "That's way too much" (edited)
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I had to start over from near-scratch 😂
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And I did manage to submit a cut-down 15k version
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... only to get rejected anyways, because 15k was still a tad long for a short story among other things
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2019 1:48 PM
sorry, that maybe belongs in #random
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Sounds like Belters would be more like nomadic gatherers than terrestrial miners.
11:29
Might work with my idea about a post-collapse space Khanate in my 'verse.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/20/2019 1:44 PM
So I've been having trouble with character motivations lately
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trouble refining them, or creating anything at all? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/20/2019 2:11 PM
Refining I would say
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If I start with a compelling motivation, impulse, or desire I can fashion a fairly nuanced character out of that I would say
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Morgrim Moon 11/22/2019 9:49 PM
https://preview.redd.it/i0yh3zvgjb041.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=c055b131a7b867f923c291bda9f71527d6164407 Cerebrate, you mentioned gaming controllers made from non-plastics, although you mentioned ceramics. Does wood and metal still qualify? Presumably something considerably more ergonomic than bullet cases for the thumb sticks, but it looks cool
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huh, sounds like a good time to finally get the books
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Hurrah for the new book!
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YYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To take a moment away from the day's editing, I would like to take a moment to say that among my favorite potential-antagonist groups in the setting is Mothers Against Plushie Drone Carnage .
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Mind giving the background for the group?
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Worlds which imported toys from the Empire without understanding that the manufacturers presumed that no-one would give an [idiot|asshole] child anything dangerous. (On another note, according to another piece of the book-prep software that analyzes complexity, obscure vocabulary, and reading level, I expect my books to be read by nothing but brilliant polymaths. So, hey, thanks for living up to that, yo.)
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The Kindle reader applications have a nice feature where you can select a word and it pulls the definition from the dictionary.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/25/2019 5:40 PM
I'm amused that I'm not the only one who's found myself musing "geez, I'm almost starting to think like an Imperial" when facepalming at issues... I'd link what I mean, but, ticks.
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PM it to me?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/25/2019 7:18 PM
Not sure whether to laugh or cry about MAPDC
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/25/2019 7:31 PM
Knowing Imperial products, though, it's probably not the child using it that got maimed
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random thought: one of the first species we'll try to resurrect when we get the capability would be dinosaurs
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the eldrae don't have dinosaurs because the precursors built their planet wholesale only a few hundred thousandish years in the past
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but do the precursors themselves fill that niche? Keeping in mind it's not exactly the same, because they were sophont, and awe-inspiring and inherently-reality-warping as they were they still had a mindset that wiped them out
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sdschildberg 11/29/2019 2:28 PM
But dinosaurs are dumb and therefore easier (and more ethical) to keep in a zoo Things that died during that one impact winter might be what they bring back first
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hmm, possibly, but a large part of it is that there have to be species that they really want to bring back
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one of the big limiting factors is how much anyone cares about that particular species; technically, we probably could revive the Dodos now, but no one really wants to
14:34
I guess the question is, are there any really cool species that got wiped out by the Winter of Nightmares
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Enderminion 11/29/2019 2:38 PM
I hear they taste good
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sdschildberg 11/30/2019 9:04 AM
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Imperial clothing ref
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2019 9:05 AM
not enough pockets
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0111narwhalz 11/30/2019 9:09 AM
it's made of smart Velcro
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still, pockets
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0111narwhalz 11/30/2019 12:04 PM
dynamic pockets
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they open when you reach for them, and shift items around so that the one you want is the most immediately accessible
12:05
you know that effect where you reach for a pencil but can only find pens? imperial fashion designers don't
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Very fancy clothes might come with fabricators in them to make small things you want from the pockets but which they don't actually contain.
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Still got nothing on Tom Baker
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/30/2019 4:20 PM
I love that idea!
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From the headlines-from-the-first-contact-that-is-not department: "PETA activist savaged by living fur coat; owner described it as 'the goodest boy'"
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2019 9:16 AM
yesplease
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Is the Darkness Within book going to have a finale?
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For Darkness Within itself?
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Just watched 12 Years a Slave in APUSH.
13:31
Monday and Tuesday.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 3:17 PM
@Overmind do you know how the new books (and the older ones) are bound? I might be interested in doing a archival rebinding.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:05 PM
And congratulations, BTW. I’m looking forward to reading the new book.
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WOOT!!!
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congrats
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What is an archival rebinding?
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will preorder as soon as possible
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Will preorder after I get home from work and find my kindle.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:16 PM
If the binding is glued, it puts a sharp limit on the lifespan of the book, and I don’t trust digital systems for stories I care about. An archival copy, properly done, is a printing on high-stability paper, with a sewed binding and a stable cover material. If reprinting isn’t an option, than replacing a glued binding with a sewed one and mounting the cover on a better backing is the usual course of action.
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I find digital systems waaay better for preserving things than physical media, unless there's some DRM stuff in play.
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I mean, for apocalypse-proofing, paper is probably better, but for everyday use electronically stored stuff is better I think, mostly because you can copy it.
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Paper is good as a backup/failsafe.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:19 PM
Servers die, hard drives die, and digital media is hideously fragile in the face of time and a small fan base. I create backup copies when I can, but for backup, I go pair and spare (2 digital copies of different types and location, plus a physical copy) whenever possible. Besides, bookbinding is fun.
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This is why you have backups.
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But etching on metal plates is better: they don’t tear /s.
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I prefer to etch my important data on the moon with lasers.
16:20
I mean, if it's fun, why not, but I don't think it's the most effective way to preserve data.
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What was it the repositories of knowledge used in-verse?
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:21 PM
I’m just acutely aware that if certain servers died, or certain people did, than some things that are immensely important to me just disappear.
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Loads of things. The highest-density is data encoded in big diamonds through different isotopes of carbon.
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Though I looked at it a while ago and silicon or germanium might be better.
16:22
If you store data in open formats on stuff you control with decent backups, digital media does not randomly disappear.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:23 PM
Stuff I control is the issue here.
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I have a local server for file storage and that sort of thing.
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A Raspberry Pi would probably work with an SSD or something hooked to it, but the server does other stuff.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:27 PM
Well, yeah. But some things I want to be able to pull off a shelf in 20 or 50 or 500 (I’m an optimist;)) years. And for that stuff, it’s worth the trouble and awkwardness of physical copies to ensure that it’ll still exist.
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I think the key to that with digital media is to try and make sure it's still accessible on modern stuff every few years, so you can convert it to newer formats and storage media and stuff.
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 4:31 PM
I know. It’s not perfectly rational, but taking the time with something good to make sure it’ll stick around is nice, even when it’s unnecessary.
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Taking the time to take care of the ideas that shaped me and got me through some rough patches is just a personal necessity.
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Well, okay, so what you to make it last is encode it on a golden record.
18:56
Next, you'll need a space probe...
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 7:00 PM
That’s actually an interesting question. Is something on a tectonically stable body with some orbit-detectable anomaly a better place to store long- term data than a high sat? Because with the larger body, you have to worry about impacts way more.
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But it is more likely to be recovered
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Oh, I was talking about Voyager :V
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2019 7:01 PM
we know
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Voyager-style record is the most stable, but the least likely to be recovered
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2019 7:01 PM
what happens to a high sat if smacked by a large solar flare? I know low satelites will crash
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 7:01 PM
Well, yeah. But irrelevant tangents about slight optimizations for a problem no one has yet are absolutely my thing
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Yeah, solar orbit or bust
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Intergalactic space or bust
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2019 7:02 PM
we want to get the data BACK otherwise we may as well delete it
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 7:02 PM
But with either, it’s too easy to lose the vaults
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A nice magnetic anomaly isn’t going anywhere
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Are you referring to Black Rectangular Prism Boi?
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BluejayHurricane 12/01/2019 7:03 PM
But if you’re looking for backups that cold, you probably don’t really have the data on where they are in the first place
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It’s a convergent idea
Kore joined the server. 12/03/2019 1:35 PM
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BluejayHurricane 12/03/2019 2:11 PM
ToughSF, you ain’t.
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BluejayHurricane 12/03/2019 2:16 PM
It’s a quote, from something, but I had a friend who was fond of using it to point out weird swings in tone.
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I could never track it down, though.
14:17
Anyway, hi @Kore.
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hi, i came here from the blog, via atomic rockets
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 3:42 PM
Right on 🙂
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happy to have you here
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You have arrived from good stock!
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Welcome aboard!
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welcome to
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Libertarian elves IN SPACE (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 5:36 PM
Only, err, actually more awesome than that summary suggests.
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Enderminion 12/03/2019 7:36 PM
lol
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@Overmind As a citizen-shareholder, I am starting a petition to make that the new flag of the Empire of the Star (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 7:44 PM
that would make a terrible flag
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it's made of text for one
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Banner, maybe
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 7:45 PM
contrast is poor, readability disappears especially in the upper and lower text
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Enderminion 12/03/2019 9:02 PM
everything about that as a flag is awful
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This vexillology is quite vexing.
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okay banner
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 9:25 PM
Though it has me wondering what the Equality Concord's flag might look like
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 9:25 PM
50% gray
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sdschildberg 12/03/2019 9:26 PM
Single solid color + symbol Grey would be nice, would pop on darker colors
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 9:26 PM
"party per fess cendree and cendree a rondel counterchanged"?
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 9:26 PM
I can't read heraldry…
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MarcusAurelius 12/03/2019 9:27 PM
Not surprising, it’s old fashioned French mixed with a bunch of obscure color references
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/03/2019 9:27 PM
(the joke with that is it's half-and-half of the same tone of grey, with a circle counterchanged over it, which, since both halves are the same color, is a no-op)
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2019 9:28 PM
aha
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huh, i just found this
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"I wish to live in the locations of my choice, in a physically healthy, uninjured, and apparently normal version of my current body containing my current mental state, a body which will heal from all injuries at a rate three sigmas faster than the average given the medical te...
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and its surprisingly relevant because the Imperials have a "Probability Pump"
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(and it seems to me like the answer to those problems is "well, don't use it like that. It's industrial machinery, of course it can be dangerous. Or just do it well enough that it's more likely that she escapes from the building intact than it is that something horrible happens. It's a probability-pump, not a always-bad-outcome-pump.") (edited)
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of course, the article is also sort of referring to superintelligences indirectly, except that's a bit different because you can painstakingly define a compatible utility function to make sure it doesn't try to tile the universe with hell-computronium (which is a major possibility with even minor misalignments), whereas a probability pump is, literally, probabilistic and probably too simple to have a detailed utility function, and so "Add enough rule patches until it's safe" is necessary and also plausible.
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(and it's overwhelming just used for industrial processes, perfectly-reflective-hab-module aside, because why would you use this instead of a machine built for the task that can probably do the job much better than hoping it can happen on its own by sheer chance and then trying to fuddle the numbers a bit)
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It's worth pointing out that the LessWrong AI stuff was written to justify spending any time working in a field that the Eldrae have centuries of formal expertise in; the problem isn't inherrently unsolvable, just very very hard and they've actually got real academics working on it
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this is true, i just thought it was interesting because Elizer pretty much exactly defines a probability forge right there
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and its amusing, because the Eldrae also have enough experience with those to do stuff like that
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with... exceptions
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coughperfectlyreflectivestasisfieldwiththemassofahabmodulecough
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It turns out, I'm 99% sure that Cereberate has rationalist ties
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So there's a lot of common intellectual and literary ground here
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human-like species but with a focus on discipline, self knowledge and dispassionate decision-making - ✅ a focus on conquering the universe through knowledge, with no limits or boundaries aside from ethics - ✅ lesser immortality, cyrogenics when that doesn't pan out, and a focus on achieving greater immortality - ✅ (u)fAI - ✅
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seems like it to me
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Also he linked to meditations on moloch that one time
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oh yeah, forgot about that
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Eldraeverse is everything I deeply despise about hard science fiction and its community
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2019 7:46 AM
V:
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 7:46 AM
they don't even say why? I mean, I'm not sure how you're "Randian" and your verse's response to fascists is "shoot them. Then shoot them again"
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They read like one of that set where everything they don’t like is fascist, so..,
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(Hell, I was one short step from asking if I could quote him in my blurb.)
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Congratulations!
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@Morgrim Moon that is easy: anyone who takes contracts seriously == Randian. Anyone not left of Stalin == Fascist.
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 8:00 AM
...err, does.... see, I'm now very confused. I might be mixing up my dictators. Wasn't Stalin head of the soviet dictatorship? How is he left?
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that's like saying that North Korea is a democratic republic because they're named that
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Traditionally, and very very innaccurately, Commies are left, Nazis are right.
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But we are playing around in the ergosphere of polyamorous tiny insects...
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Um, I feel like this is drifting into no-politics (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 8:03 AM
that is entirely fair. Sorry
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2019 8:03 AM
obligatory pedantry that ticks are arachnids, not insects
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 8:03 AM
I'll freely admit that 'soviet USSR' isn't covered in the slightest in aussie schooling, so my knowledge is almost all pop culture (it's also not a topic I've a personal interest in research binges on, so 🤷 )
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@Overmind Congrats!
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 8:34 AM
Wow, that twitterduderino is... err, could be listed in the dictionary next to "not even wrong", but that's also darkly hilarious!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 8:50 AM
Aww, I was expecting a real rant, not some offhand accusation
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Guess that'll have to wait for another time
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2019 9:06 AM
one day Cerebrate will extract a manifesto
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Sounds like something that would be way more fun if I got to use a juicer to do it.
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Got to hope that that lovely review doesn't attract any actual fascist readers, 'cause they're going to be severely disappointed. (Maybe I should add: "Trigger warning: mocking of space fascists who then get shot in the face.")
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 9:24 AM
nah, then you don't get the fun of seeing them flee
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They literally made this tweet
10:04
So yeah, uh.
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Also #NotSureWhatThisPersonsAbout
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 10:16 AM
facefaults
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This guy is confuzzzzzzzzzzzzled.
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he mentions winchell, so maybe he's only read the blurbs of eldraeverse that are on Atomic Rockets?
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today went from miserable to great, all because i violated the NAP
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What do they mean by that @Zarpaulek?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 11:18 AM
People like to bandy about "NAP" without understanding what it means
11:18
All in all NBD
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 11:20 AM
Going too far into what I think of that kind of confused thinking involves picking off ticks for days, so, not touching it beyond "con. freaking. fused."
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what does NAP even stand for?
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Nonaggression.... something?
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That even applicable here?
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 11:22 AM
Twitter is likely the only online space large enough for the law of averages to take effect and bring up randos like this
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Maybe they punched someone they disagree with.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 11:31 AM
Nonaggression principle - I mean, it does apply in the Empire, in kind of a big way (you do not frak with that which you do not have consent to frak with - if that's not the NAP, I'm not sure what is). But some folks want to read it as either some kind of "nonviolence no matter what" thing, or as some kind of "bootheels are fine, as long as they're mine" thing.
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liftoff
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 2:30 PM
Moving on to why consent and augments must go hand in hand
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Where do we draw the line between boosting human potential and eroding our humanity?
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The story of a tiger Karen’s construction of a perfect little doll-child
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oh god
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that's awful
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What would a modal Imperial think?
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 2:33 PM
Turning what would be something I, on the spectrum, would like in a consensual, take-off able form into coerced augment This is deeply cursed, peverse
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Actually read the article in question, I don't think "perfect little doll-child" is at all an accurate representation of what she's doing
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did
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WtAF?!
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Now, a set of glasses that analyze faces and tag the emotion being displayed sounds both cool and scary to have in the real world
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Read article: failed to find any evidence of a lack of respect for consent. The modal Imperial has no problem with this, except maybe the subtitle of the article and the inequality-whineage. "Eroding our humanity", my cyborg ass. (edited)
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As an autistic person I’m relieved to see that I’m not the only one who thought of AR expression recognition software.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 3:11 PM
That could be useful, yeah, for sure.
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 3:12 PM
I ran the power numbers like a year ago and battery life would be horrendous.
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@Unknown The very fact that she doesn't want to "cure" her son's autism makes her lightyears ahead of many parents of autistic kids.
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You could carry around extra battery capacity in a backpack or something.
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 3:15 PM
Well, yeah, but catagorically to do facial recognition of that sort in real time is power-expensive. I think I figured out that 3 or 4 battery banks could get me through a day, or 2 with conserved usage, but it’s tricky to pull off.
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And mobile processors tend to improve in efficiency as time goes on, and then the gains get used to just make the phones thinner and run more useless background services or something.
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There are dedicated "AI accelerators" on modern SoCs, too, maybe that could help.
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 3:16 PM
I guess. I just wanted to see if I could build something similar, and came to the conclusion that it was barely feasible.
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It’s been a good year for CV, though, it’s worth looking again.
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The nice thing about advancing technology is that it gets more feasible as time goes on.
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 3:17 PM
One day, then.
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do you need a dedicated battery or can you just implement the code on a phone and piggy-back off it's battery?
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fuck it, gimme some techpriest doo dads
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 3:21 PM
The floating skull is to get good camera angles.
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 3:25 PM
You could run off a phone, but the battery would die really fast and thermal management would slow the system down too much. An independent coprocessor might work.
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Use the cloud.
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(Incidentally, this sort of software agent is absolutely everywhere in the 'verse, insofar as no-one without eighty-seven degrees in exosophontology is going to be naturally equipped to parse the expressions on every species' face. Or not-face, inasmuch as "face" is a face-ist concept.)
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 4:00 PM
Its at least a civilian application for sousvellience facereg
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soon we will have waifus
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If you're offloading all your complex real-time computing somewhere else, then currently that means you'll probably just burn away the power savings on running your device's 4G radios and have it randomly break when bandwidth drops low enough.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 4:41 PM
"As a naive hearing person, it never occurred to me that anyone would choose deafness. But I learned that some parts of the deaf community consider cochlear implants to be genocide: an erasure of their unique languages, way of life, and who they are."
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That's why there have to be hazard signs for places with a bad mesh connection, since you can get cut off from your brain-extensions
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Fortunately autistic culture is based on shared interests that have more to do with our way of thinking than how we present to others. When we can tolerate one another at all.
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We could keep complaining about irrational neurotypicals after getting AR overlays
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 4:58 PM
And an AI muse.
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My internal ragemonster - primed by a news story in the UK some years back concerning a deaf couple who wanted the right to make sure that their child would be born deaf, for reasons of their culture - demands that everyone stop Stockholming their Syndrome. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 5:26 PM
And so we come back to the plain fact of the matter
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You cannot treat the disabled as though they are a race apart and then not expect them to also begin to think that way
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i agree, though i'm also completely unsure where one should stop considering it Stockholming
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because it's not all that hard to make a decent argument that more-or-less the entire population of the earth is Stockholmed
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it might be better just to say "Okay, you can get or forgo any senses you want. You do you."
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but then the confusing bit is how does childrearing factor in there, and the only neat solution that i can see (keeping in mind this is just one example of a fundamental issue) is to just get rid of childrearing
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i see that confused reaction
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i'm thinking something like Orphanogenesis. Which puts that firmly in the 'long term solution' folder.
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if you take 'don't unto others' as a key tenant, then no matter how you square it, any activity where a person has massive influence over the creation/development of another, with no consent (and consent being definitionally impossible to get beforehand) is a issue
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 5:55 PM
How to do the whole social acclimatization thing?
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hmm, that's also a good point. If you look at it and squint a little then the social interactions necessary for acclimatization start to look like the same massive-influence-without-possible-consent problem
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well, if you're creating people you're probably not selecting completely randomly from the phase-space of possible minds
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maybe you could arrange things so you don't really need much socialization right off the bat, or you don't need two way interaction and just observing during early development would be enough
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because otherwise, if you do need interaction, you have the whole issue of trying to ensure no one takes advantage of knowing they're a part of the development process to impart the very influence that you tried to avoid by getting rid of managed development in the first place
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which would range from fairly easy to nigh impossible depending on what the average soph is like in this scenario
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Why would it ever be desirable to randomly select from the phase-space of all possible minds?
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the problem "what is the cutoff point wherein imparting cultural and social influence onto a developing person is okay/not okay" is extremely difficult to solve
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That space includes lunatics, morons, autotoxics, exotoxics, and the merely very depressed, in far greater numbers than the iatropsychically healthy, and that's just the start.
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this is rather a downside, yes
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but my go to problem solving method is "when faced with a problem that doesn't math well, try starting at either end"
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And what qualifies you to make that judgement?
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:04 PM
There is also a minimum phase space. All of a few minds for your entire species is creepy.
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nothing qualifies me to make that judgement
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but what judgements am i making? I have effectively no influence over anything.
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I was talking to @Overmind
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Nothing qualifies me to make that judgment. On the other hand, an extensive body of theory and practical experience qualifies the Eupraxic Collegium to make that judgment.
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To stick with, for example, the relevant portion of cyberethics under the responsibility of the creator to the created: The third principle is that of the responsibility of the creator to the created; by extension of the rules applied to interaction with other sophont minds to the entelechy of the created, we may determine that: * It is unethical to create any mind that possesses an inherent will to harm others; * It is unethical to create any mind whose existence is not on balance worth possessing (i.e., because it contains too much suffering) (1); * It is unethical to create any mind for the purpose of experiencing suffering, even if the mind is created to desire suffering and no externalities are created by the act. * Since it is unethical to impair volition, it is unethical to create pre-impaired volition; ergo, it is unethical to create any mind that possesses an inherent will to serve or to obey (see also: semislavery)."
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Footnote reads: 1. It is, of course, recognized that in the strictest sense this judgment would appear to require the creator to make a technically impossible assessment of the future subjective value the creation will assign to their life. For practical purposes, we defer here to the default interpretation of the Reproductive Statues which requires that both the creator themselves and the hypothetical reasonable sophont would find life within the parameters available to the creation satisfying, and in a philosophical sense, to the Prime Rule of Genesis: “You have the right to be created by a creator acting under what that creator regards as a high purpose.”
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There is also the default rule that if a mind would be defined as insane and subject to repair or euthanasia by the GoOH, then you don't get to create it, for the fairly obvious reason that you can't create the pre-broken.
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(Cyberethics also points out that since the creator of a mind sets the goal systems of its mental architecture, the creator is responsible for the predispositions of its nature, and therefore remains acountable for its actions insofar as they can be shown to derive from said goal system until such time as it reaches a state of volitional independence equivalent to majority.)
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:18 PM
Which is how childcare, with the implied power structure, exists in the empire
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That's just because, well, there are children. What are you going to do? This is not an optional question.
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Sure, in the 2700s or so you could start looking at reproduction only by forking and recombination, but since you had to solve the previous problem to everyone's satisfaction over the previous 3,000 years or so, it's not like it's suddenly become a problem again now .
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:24 PM
Such details about the more personal things help worldbuilt cultures come alive
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(Also, childhood isn't quite the same; they never adopted the modern Western fetish for both prolonging adolescence beyond all reasonable bounds, and at the same time assuming that everyone is a drooling moron prone to unspeakable vices who must be deprived of most of his rights and imprisoned for his own good until he turns 18, at which point he can magically be trusted with UNLIMITED POWAH. Except, in the US, to drink, because fucking what?)
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Because the Puritans beheaded King Chuck
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Ain't the case in the Old Country. Is 18, 16, or 5, depending on place.
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(Or was, back when I lived there. They may have fucked things up in all sorts of ways since.)
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Because we got your Puritans
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Ah, yes.
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:32 PM
Because the US is the successor state to a cult colony.
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 6:32 PM
I think some people feel teens become adults in the same abrupt spinny motion that Sims do
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yes
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:33 PM
Early teen, mid teen, college kid, are all distinct
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 6:33 PM
I think Europe is 'alcohol at 16 with a meal and adults present, 18 for take away alcohol on your own'
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Also, a lot of disenfranchised immigrant communities who had their union meetings in taverns.
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21 nationwide is fairly recent actually, my (57 yrs) Dad remembers when it was 18 in Wisconsin.
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We’ve also spawned at least two large churches that ban alcohol
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Mormonism and what else?
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:38 PM
One of which, baptism, has a grip on culture and poly ticks in the southeast
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ah baptism
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Forgot they banned alcohol
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 6:38 PM
Or at least proscribe against it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 6:51 PM
@Overmind Actually I think alcohol was up to 18 in US till it was made a restriction that they'd take away the state's highway money unless they raised it (edited)
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For some ungodly reason
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 6:54 PM
It dramatically cut down on crash deaths
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Yet another case of a few people ruining it for everyone else
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 6:57 PM
causes some issues here 😛 USA exchange students come to australia, are legally able to drink alcohol, do not realise that aussie beer has a higher percentage ethanol content than US beer, get extremely drunk. and/or enraged that if you're using a US passport as ID then bartenders cut you off early
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 6:58 PM
I thought that muricans can't drink beer if under 21 even abroad
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For some reason
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 7:04 PM
That's true for military servicemembers, mostly
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That's because it's breach of contract for them to do so, however.
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Or at least that's the gist of how I understood it as a USN sailor who got stationed in Italy at age 19
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 7:06 PM
aussie bartenders don't give a flying fuck and will happily serve the military service member. If said service member gets in trouble for it, that's on them
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 7:06 PM
You can drink, per Italian law, but since you agreed to obey USA law, and as of 2000 there were no longer any US states that permitted unsupervised drinking under 21, you would be violating your agreement and would be subject to punishment under the UCMJ thus.
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Throughout the 1990s, this was very weird if you had a Louisiana ID, however, because you were obeying Louisiana law, and there was no federal drinking age!
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In the Navy, they squared that circle by means of an OPNAVINST that says "no booze under 21". Because of course that's how they'd handle it 😦
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 7:08 PM
A whatawhatawhat that says no booze under 21?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 7:08 PM
an instruction from the Chief of Naval Operations
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BluejayHurricane 12/05/2019 7:08 PM
Ah, ok
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 7:10 PM
The Navy does some bizarre-ass stuff, though. I distinctly recall a "do not try to buy an AR-15" lecture - conducted several hours before we all went off to qualify with the M16A3.
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facefault
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(The rationale for not buying one was the usual "you cannot be trusted with a weapon that spoopy" line of illogic, the broader application of which is ticky, but...)
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2019 7:20 PM
Oh, I thought it might be "you're about to do training on a similar weapon and scammers know this and are ready to descend"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/05/2019 7:21 PM
AR-15s are worse than M4s in general
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Though individual examples are usually in better condition than military-grade, being that they aren't put through several hundred rounds a year
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sdschildberg 12/05/2019 7:24 PM
And not falling into the uncanny valley of trying to do things you can only do woth an actual M16.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2019 7:26 PM
Which is a pretty limited subset. The A3 has a giggle switch, but basically, it's not used.
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You might use it if you're firing at a moving truck or boat, or maybe if there's a human wave attack trying to storm the ship, but otherwise, you aim and fire on semiautomatic.
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(If there's a boat that needs shooting, close enough to hit with a rifle, things have gone badly pear-shaped)
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We trained on the M14 too, but the full auto setting there is even more useless.
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I've fired all three of the major NATO 7.62x51 battle rifles - only the FAL is remotely controllable on full auto, IMHO, and even at that, I can understand why the UK and Canada deleted the option on theirs.
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Enderminion 12/05/2019 8:09 PM
iirc UK Troops swapped their Fal's for Argentinean Fal's which did have full auto
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related to the Falklands, the Scharnhorst was found recently
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Here follows a lot of comments on assorted backlog, going all the way back to early October, so this should be fun.
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"fun" or "Fun"
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@Jade Nekotenshi Regarding the aspects of Imperial culture already covered - are there significant areas where non-eldrae Imperials differ greatly from their eldrae counterparts? (Or, more generally, are there significant areas where "eldrae culture" and "Imperial culture" are noticeably disjoint?) Short answer: yes. What we tend to see on-screen is the mix of eldraeic culture with the Imperial metaculture, but the mix of, say, kaeth culture, or ciseflish culture with the same metaculture is rather different. (For example, kaeth coming-of-age ceremonies don't look anything like the eldrae one we see in "Adolescence". They also have a much larger minimum safe distance. (Insofar as there is such a thing as "eldrae culture", for that matter. Much of what we've seen in-depth is Old Empires Region culture, which is distinct from the culture of, say, Azikhan, or Mossstone, or the Nine Dominions, not to mention the offworld colonies.)
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@Tassadar Do eldrae have pipe organs or their equivalents? Wait till you see what happened when they crossbred them with steam-powered difference engines.
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@Buggy random thought: the average Imperial has strong and consistent memetic defenses; does that mean that benign memes-as-in-the-internet which do manage to take root there are so infectious that they spread like wildfire in the Associated Worlds? That's true for any mature information society's memes escaping. Virgin field epidemics, and all.
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@Unknown Here’s the real question: how did cats fare? They exist, including in some versions we don't domesticate cats for (the fírastal, or "Cestian hunting cat"), but aren't particularly popular pets.
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@Morgrim Moon Cerebrate, you mentioned gaming controllers made from non-plastics, although you mentioned ceramics. Does wood and metal still qualify? Presumably something considerably more ergonomic than bullet cases for the thumb sticks, but it looks cool Awesome. That one goes in the inspiration file.
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@Buggy random thought: one of the first species we'll try to resurrect when we get the capability would be dinosaurs; but do the precursors themselves fill that niche? Given what's known about the Precursors, you really don't want to bring them back. There are species which have been resurrected by similar techniques to the mythologae chaps, but I have not yet defined which and how many.
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@Unknown I can see that as a clothing ref, at some places and times. As a general note: for clothing refs, there's a few decently close ones on my inspirations board: https://www.pinterest.com/eldraeverse/eldraeverse-inspirations/
Dec 6, 2019 - Things that have inspired my writing (at http://eldraeverse.com/ ) or ideas for the universe I write in. Note that none of these are my pictures, or drawn/created for my universe, and they all belong to other people; they're merely things I found on-line that ti...
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@Tassadar Is the Darkness Within book going to have a finale? For Darkness Within itself? Yes, part 27 will be included. I thought about posting it to the blog, too, but I'm (a) in possession of a mortgage, and (b) evil.
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@BluejayHurricane As far as I know, Amazon paperbacks are perfect bound. If you decide to do an archival rebinding, let me know how much it would be for a second one.
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@Jade Nekotenshi Though it has me wondering what the Equality Concord's flag might look like A giant equals sign in gray on gray? (Not canon, and anyway, I like your version better.)
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@Buggy Yeah, that's an excellent description of why you shouldn't attempt to use the inner mechanisms of a probability kiln as a synthetic luck machine for less constrained situations. The bigger the probability space, the wronger things can go.
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@Archon I'm 99% sure that Cereberate has rationalist ties I don't know about ties, exactly. (ObHipster: I was into reason before it had an entire movement , sniff.) But I suppose I am definitely rationalist-adjacent, yeah. Certainly familiar with the corpus of Less Wrong and Slate Star Codex.
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@Unknown The NAP (nonaggression principle) is sort of proximately relevant. It has its echoes in the Fundamental Contract, certainly, but part of what I've done in my worldbuilding is explore some of the places at the edges where problems arise. Strict NAP adherents, for example, could easily run into serious problems managing externalities, and certainly wouldn't support the Empire's embrace of preemption on the grounds that sometimes the best defense really is a quiet assassination a couple of years in advance.
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...and done.
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@Overmind there is basically no-one who isn't rationalist adjacent; it's not so much a movement as a divisive set of common contexts
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Given the number of people I am misfortunately acquainted with who find attempts at thinking better to be more or less offensive per se, maybe I should have said more rationalist-adjacent than the mode.
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while we're asking about a bunch of different things
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i've been wondering, do the eldrae talk (substantially) more quickly than humans?
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they're very keen on having a high-precision, low-context language, but part of the reason human languages tend to be so high-context and low-precision is for the sake of brevity
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:16 AM
Plausible that there's less redundancy/error correction?
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hmm, could be that too
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:18 AM
Their articulation may be more precise in general, decreasing the probability of damage to the data.
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actually, now that i think about it
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we have some words from Eldraic, but we don't actually know that much about how it works
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:19 AM
Plus the namespace thing the eldraeic language uses to promote modularity may have knock-on effects in improving transmission quality.
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Yeah, I think we've only seen one fully-translated sentence V:
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it's possible that there are some nuances that take advantage of the much-improved eldrae memory to compress info better at the cost of having a higher... uh, what's it called
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key?
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dictionary?
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the bit you transmit with compressed data that tells you what maps to what (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:21 AM
hash table?
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actually wait
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that's more cryptology
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:22 AM
There's also the facet that eldraeic has many transmission modalities.
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oh yeah, they're telepathic.
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that certainly helps.
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i forgot about that
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 3:23 AM
So if your morphology happens to permit multiple of those modes, you can choose the mode which best suits the situation.
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what i'm thinking of with the memory is basically, whichever compression scheme functions like:
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.>A B C D E F A G H A = The B = quick C = brown D = fox E = jumps F = over G = lazy H = dog.
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(which doesn't actually help at all here)
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and in general if you use a larger dictionary you can make the message smaller, the extreme case here being: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.>A A = The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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Which reduces the message to a byte, at the cost of literally putting the entire message into the dictionary (which is still helpful if it gets transmitted more than once)
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language kinda uses this sort of compression by having commonly-used concepts get their own word, thus saving the need to transmit a larger series of words to express the concept
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and so, since the eldrae have a very much improved memory, part of the reason they might be able to handle the higher data flow is just by having a substantially larger dictionary. In short, they have way more words which are much more specific.
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 4:33 AM
aye, and they're able to keep this larger vocabulary straight, without things collapsing or running into namespace collision, because eldraeic has a modular design so you only need to "load" the modules of the vocabulary that are pertinent to the context
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:48 AM
I wonder what their gamers would make of our roguelikes
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:53 AM
"challenge yourself to do better than you did last time" seems like it would be well received. But the sort where your progress has more to do with luck than skill would not
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Sunless Seas would, I suspect, be reviewed well in the sense of the respect for self, the challenging of difficult themes, emphasis on thinking ahead, and excellently written story... and then footnoted with "although the CONTENT that is being grappled with, no matter how excellently, suggests the entire species may require a visit from the Guardians of Harmony what is wrong with you people pls let us extend the hand of help you clearly desire it this game shows that"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:58 AM
Sky Rogue has, in 99 tries, utterly frustrated my hopes of beating it thus far (edited)
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It doesn't take very long to get through, but the difficulty keeps ramping up and I have only reached the final island once
09:59
It's fair, just... unforgiving in the way oldschool platformers were
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What is Sunless Seas about?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 10:00 AM
Specifically if you play like I do it takes maybe an hour or two to get to Island 13
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Sunless Sea is about the underground ocean victorian London fell into, which made it slightly less dystopic than it was in the real Victorian age
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ironically
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 10:02 AM
Um. Sprawling rogue-like-lite where dying doesn't send you back to the beginning, set in a strange and occasionally dream-like Victoriana/steampunk/lovecraftian setting where you are Investigating The Unknown for Profit and Science, growing aware that you are a monster, and trying to be a somewhat ethical one as you follow your lodestone
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 10:03 AM
I have the expansion where you can go on a quest for immortality
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As your starting motive
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 10:03 AM
Zubmariner?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 10:03 AM
Yes
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 10:03 AM
I haven't played the expansion.
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Or the sequel, Sunless Skies, which apparently took all the best bits and made them even tighter
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I did like the side game, Fallen London, where the cliche "are you a boy or a girl" question can be answered with an epic, enthusiatic rant that can be summarised as "who cares and why does it matter, there's SCIENCE to be done!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 10:08 AM
Too bad I'm saving those 20$ for Stellaris: Federations
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 10:26 AM
"Are you a boy or a girl?" "I am a scientist!"
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where's that quote from?
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Magical Girl NHOrus?
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 1:32 PM
destiny?
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This was fun while it lasted
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And should have gone to random
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 1:36 PM
what, my quote?
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might be from something but I arrived at it independantly
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No, my quote
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2019 1:38 PM
ah, I presume it was rm
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@Overmind Okay, my phrasing was poor, I meant "isn't anyone" in the sense that the central "real rationalist" is nigh-mythical to me, more than implying that most people are rat-adjacent; that def isn't true
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So, Twitter today: THE BUTTHURT HAS BEEN DOUBLED!
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(And somehow become even dumber.)
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link?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 8:19 PM
Typhon fight complete
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Same dude further down, or check t’obvious hashtag. But srsly, brain-corrosively dumb.
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I need to figure out how to attract a higher grade of asshole.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 8:26 PM
I'm getting a fellow posting memes instead
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@GretchinLatino support @BigPenisObu in his fight against eldr*everse
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 8:27 PM
hahhahhaha oh my god
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both of these fellas are 19 and have maybe 10 followers between them
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 8:28 PM
Clown needs to Get off the “* for vowels” system. Its for breaking the algorithm or for avoiding triggering psychological flashbacks (Doesn’t That describe twt @BizarroLand ♀)
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I know, right? It’s the cutest little mini-hatedom.
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 8:29 PM
Twitter and Reddit, between them, have everything. Even small fandom’s hatedoms. No wonder large unified intrest groups scare them.
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Usually Reddit microgroups calcifie while Twitter microgroups dissolve in dissent
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Discord microgroups fade away
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/06/2019 8:55 PM
These dudes are straight-up tilting at windmills!
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Eternal September
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 8:56 PM
If you see two near identical accounts on Twitter posting about the same thing, its almost certainly an alt.
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They are the cutest little thing!
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 8:57 PM
Alts posting at alts. The 21st century’s version of talking to yourself
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I just want to snuggle up to them and BREAK THEIR FUCKING SPINE oh yes I do
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:02 PM
19 year old edgelords are worse than 14 year old ones.
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14 year olds go out with a manifesto and a dream. 19 year olds just snip at their alts
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:06 PM
Eh, the 40k player very much seems to be "leave me out of it", and thought the remark about racist space elves meant craftworld eldar. Which is a fair assumption.
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:07 PM
Elves, as a concept, are just stuck in the uncanny valley for culture. Also: how did 40k crawl out of /tg/?
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40k is fun
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Just don't take it as a serious story and it's pretty entertaining
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:10 PM
The problem is that most of the 40k fandom hasn’t gotten the message. Note to anyone dropping anvils in long running IPs: make sure your fandom has transitioned to the new one.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:11 PM
I disagree, most of the fandom of 40k gets 40k.
21:11
But we keep it INSIDE fandom spaves
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I generally assume that the 40k writers are trolling the shit out of everyone with how hilariously over the top they can go before their fanbase starts WTFing at them. (Which I don't mind, 'cause it produces some interesting byproducts.)
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Hence such gems as “If the Emperor had a Text-to-speech device”
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ah yes
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That is one of my favourite YouTube series
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:13 PM
That series takes the product as the over the top joke it is. But if I see one more offbrand Imperium of Man...
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:14 PM
Overkill is barely far enough, gratuitously over the top is the point
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:15 PM
If you want an endless war not to leave a bad taste, go the Destiny route of having pure evil vs pure good
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What are you talking about?
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The Imperium is pure good, everyone else is pure evil, haha!
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Commissar lowers bolter
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:17 PM
40k’s trope of Endless War. Its fun until used as an explanation for the pile of oof that is the IOM.
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"pile of oof" i will be using this from now on
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Case in point
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:18 PM
Credit to the writers that when neonazis started hitting mainstream using 40k IPs to promote their shit, the writers resurrected the character said neonazis said would support them so said character could rant about how hideous and pathetic said neonazis position was
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Who was that character?
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:18 PM
Roubute Gulliman
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Ah yes
21:18
Robot Girlyman
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:19 PM
Gulliman, the last braincell in the Imperium.
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And Cain
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Did anyone actually read that bit? Or were they distracted by the shiny new Primaris marines?
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:19 PM
Apparently the screeching butthurt in neonazis forums was EPIC
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TTS is now canon
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Except it's Gulliman instead of the Emperor
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:20 PM
He’s the only person who can use a TTS
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Caiaphas Cain: the one man among untold billions who realizes that casually offing underlings is not an optimal management style.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:21 PM
I wonder why people didn't get moar hype about Guilliman being back bb
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:22 PM
Most of the nasties seem to have made a backup in IOM-like things, especially in Stellaris or other space 4X games
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Stellaris is just a meme game tbh
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:23 PM
Since its link dragging week, I present a real crypto authoritarian space polity from a channel which should know better (edited)
21:23
In 2200, mankind has journeyed to the stars to seek vengeance on their old enemy and extend their power across the galaxy. Watch the archived live streams at...
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oh god
21:24
not the GTU
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don't remind me
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FUCKING FASCISTS!!!
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incoherent eldraeic screaming
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:26 PM
And people think they’re justified in all they do. They are deeply cursed.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:27 PM
Tiffanians are distinguished mostly by not being murderously, genocidally, rabidly xenophobic, just isolationist (edited)
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PAST TRAUMA DOES NOT EXCUSE ABUSIVE BEHAVIOUR
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:29 PM
Being real space facists is a combination of 1. Belligerent territorial expansion, likely couched in consume 2. Rabid xeno/neophobia 3. Isolationism. 4. Authoritarian government
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consume should only apply to Heggie Swarms and Von Neumann probes
21:32
This has been a Public Service Announcement from the Galactic Board of Sanity
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:33 PM
Somehow relevant. Tag ur faves
21:33
This message brought to you by the council against bellatrism and megacide. Somehow the cartoons here do the latter more)
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Freudian Excuses are meant to create interesting villains, not justify them.
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A B S
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2019 9:41 PM
@Unknown catra
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@Unknown The Grinch
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@Unknown Darth Vader
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:42 PM
Im gonna say Spinel (pink cartoon, center of image), or Loki. (edited)
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ThAt'S rIgHt I'vE hEaRd ThE sToRiEs
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:46 PM
Being abandoned does not excuse geno/mega/omnicide, mkay?
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:48 PM
no, but to be fair to Loki his adoptive dad, who he was trying to impress, was notorious for committing genocide and having it portrayed positively. I don't blame Loki for getting his personal morality twisted up.
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:48 PM
Spinel too. Bad parenting still doesn’t count as an excuse for megacide.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2019 9:49 PM
still, step one should still be "explain why megacide is bad"
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oh oh I got another one
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Monika
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:51 PM
Up in the ontocide league.
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Thanos
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(Movies only)
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On that note, Gamorra
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sdschildberg 12/06/2019 9:55 PM
How to save the universe, in the most extropic way: get people into therapy.
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blink blink
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I think somebody is a mite ticked of, wtf
07:03
And that‘s enough twitter for today.
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 9:56 AM
The “” and alex jones memes have actual value for people *actually under the boot, and the former for people whose mind has been broken by the boot. 19 year old edgelords need to leave those things to the people who need them.
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Where’s he picking up racism from?
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The pervasive meme that everything that you don't like is racist, would be my guess.
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2019 10:58 AM
taking the "we don't consider you awesome yet", dropping the yet and the help to make people awesome, and assumptions? Or taking that as "you can only be awesome if you surrender all your personal culture and are assimilated, borg-style" and linking that to 'race traitors'?
11:00
(I got told today, in all seriousness, that I can't be as comfortable with snakes as the speaker because "he's indian and white people can't cope with snakes". Said indian was promptly reminded by several people that we are AUSTRALIAN we can absolutely handle snakes thank you very much)
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 11:00 AM
Meanwhile, people on the frontlines against actual X-ists get their causes slandered by all these kinds of clowns
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Where’s he picking up racism from?
To speculate, because he has nothing else to nastily deconstruct the Eldrae with?
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11:15
I mean, to be fair, he‘s also called the Eldrae fascists pretty much, which for all the grivances you can have with them, fascists they aren‘t.
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 11:17 AM
Is this the same sorta group that claims that DnD (as players play it) is crypto fascist because monarchs, merchants, and mercs aren’t KOS? Like real 19 y/os who care go after things with actual undertones.
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I mean they called Hegemony fascists (not even cryptofascists) so yeah, maybe.
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Not sure the twitter account is only 19, tho.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/07/2019 11:36 AM
I mean... Wow.
11:36
Are we sure this guy's not a Poe?
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Also, re: the D&D thing - one can play in a setting that includes X Unwoke Thing without endorsing it! They miss that.
11:43
Then again, so did the Satanic Panic folks.
11:43
They were right - D&D does include demons and devils! They missed that they're practically always the villains, and campains wherein you ruthlessly ferret out and destroy diabolic influence aren't exactly rare.
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 11:54 AM
And those that aren’t have the neut/good demon be deeply self/people loathing
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Will the book be available at B&N?
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You can probably get them to order it for you?
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Can I do that now, or do I have to wait until it comes out?
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Once it comes out.
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Shit. I was asking because I am at B&N rn.
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Yeah, it takes a while for the ISBN, etc., to trickle through the system, as I understand it.
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I love the new cover btw.
12:04
Unfortunately I can’t find my Kindle either.
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Kindle version should be up for preorder tomorrow, BTW. Hopefully also the paperback version, but sometimes that needs additional tweaking to the formatting.
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In amusing thoughts, I had long been convinced that a designated garbage planet might well be cheaper than the traditional "hurl it into the sun".
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What I had not considered is just how much cheaper it would be.
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What I had not considered is just how much cheaper it would be.
13:38
Using the delta-v map for Sol, getting your garbage barge into the sun calls for 640 km/s delta-v; getting it out to Neptune intercept, as a proxy for where the stargate is, requires only 8.6 km/s.
13:38
So you can do that all four times you need for the round trip and still have 605 km/s in the bank, plus you get to keep the barge afterwards.
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So you can do that all four times you need for the round trip and still have 605 km/s in the bank, plus you get to keep the barge afterwards.
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would there be a practical way to use solar sails, though?
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because they'll work more quickly as you get closer to the sun, and sails aren't too complicated or expensive
13:59
of course, you still don't get to keep the barge.
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Or the sail.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/07/2019 3:10 PM
why trash
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why not recycle everything
15:10
rarghhh
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why is anyone poor in a universe where self-replicating cornucopia machines are a thing
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In relative or absolute terms?
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How did you manage to post anything?
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 4:24 PM
NA discord was down
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0111narwhalz 12/07/2019 6:32 PM
"very carefully and with many failed attempts"
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BluejayHurricane 12/07/2019 8:27 PM
You know, there isn't as far as I know a proper rep-network anywhere. Nothing provides the important features of an arbitrary thing and then gives an analysis on how likely your preferences are going to match that thing. I realize that social networks sort of do this for people, but if your looking for people's ideas, there's squat.
20:29
Which is why so much online advertising bugs me. Ideally, good advertising would show me things that I want, and I don't get very good advertising. I'm not fighting Google; theoretically, phone network ads shouldn't appear for me.
20:30
I do sort of get why I keep getting home mini stuff, but I was hoping that someone was prototyping a muse and I hadn't learned yet.
20:31
Maybe the stuff I really want just doesn't exist yet?
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But even so, I would expect good blog and fiction recommendations, and I don't get those.
20:32
What's up with that?
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 8:33 PM
Algorithm is soely designed to push products to ene user:
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BluejayHurricane 12/07/2019 8:36 PM
Ideas, especially on the web, are a product. Maybe all the stuff I want is just not advertising itself.
20:37
But I was writing that most of my life was digital these days not five minutes ago. That would imply that I'm not really looking for physical goods.
20:38
And I don't think it would be inaccurate to say that virtual stuff isn't really a product yet, outside of status-games that I want no part in.
20:42
So web-ideas are not a product yet, they are a way to sell stuff.
20:47
Bleh. I don't like this state of things.
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Morgrim Moon 12/07/2019 9:20 PM
I honestly get better, more relevant advertising from bus stations. Which I've never stopped boggling at, because that's utterly uncustomised
21:20
I must fall into some algorithmic crevasse where what I am into is perpendicular to what Google's AI thinks I should be into
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BluejayHurricane 12/07/2019 9:23 PM
I suppose that this server in particular is probably the poster child for "Does not quite act like most other humans".
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I'm not like other humans
21:23
I have SNAKE ARMS
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sdschildberg 12/07/2019 9:23 PM
At some point you are the edge case they didn’t account for
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0111narwhalz 12/08/2019 2:00 AM
I always get ads for things I just bought.
02:00
Like—okay, sure, I was interested in computer components, but that need has been satisfied.
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Manuscript is all uploaded, so it should be popping up on Amazon soon.
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yay
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Side note: the paperback is going to be a somewhat eyewatering $16.99 because it’s a 608 page book.
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I’m speculating about maybe making a cut-in-half version for those who don’t necessarily want the book that can beat whales to death.
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weaklings
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I demand at least dolphin-killer or better
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That said, I do think I’ll try and go for shorter and more frequent in future, because the traditional SF doorstopper really does run up the binding cost.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2019 11:28 PM
HAHAHAHAHA
23:29
17 bucks is nothing for a good paperback you trust me on this
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that's honestly a pretty damn reasonable price.
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Wellll...... I'm one of the people who agreed with Tolkein that LOTR was too short. So I fail to see the problem with 608 pages.
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BluejayHurricane 12/08/2019 11:50 PM
Yeah, $17 is not bad for a good-size paperback.
23:52
Really, fitting the size of the book to the story is the only real rule that I prefer, and that’s flexible
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Kindle pre-orders are now open here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B082HC8JRQ Paperback are still pending.
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Really, fitting the size of the book to the story is the only real rule that I prefer, and that’s flexible
Seems like an anthology of nano-fic would tend to be an odd input to that rule of thumb.
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C’mon, I still can’t find my Kindle!
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So elsenet, I saw this picture:
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10:05
..with the caption "Here is a magical US Air Force sword for you. I wonder what powers it has? Once per day summon B-52 Arclight. Once per night summon AC-130 Spooky gunship."
10:07
...seems like it would be entirely in-character in the verse for someone to devise the +5 Admiralty-pattern Saber, whose powers include designating graser targets and summoning an orbital kinetic strike once per 90 minutes.
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I like how their expressions are like, "I did not serve 20 years to be mocked by a plastic sword."
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2019 10:17 AM
lightening holes
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I must confess that my initial reaction was somewhere between "By the Power of Grayskull!" and "There can be only one!"
10:19
But apparently is real ceremonial blade ( https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/25409/the-usaf-uses-huge-swords-fit-for-he-man-and-the-thundercats-to-honor-officers ), and one apparently patterned after some genuine medieval cutlery.
The Order of the Sword holds events full of pomp and ceremonial blades for officers, but its own lore is questionable.
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2019 10:22 AM
lightning bolts and all?
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That bit I presume is a later addition.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2019 10:56 AM
I mean, honestly, those swords aren't even all that ludicrous other than being way too thick.
10:56
(No jaggies, no ragged edges, no spikey bits on the grips, none of the usual fantasy sins 😛 )
10:57
Ragged edges are a pet peeve of mine. One of the things that drives me nuts in Guild Wars 2, is when I craft a new sword, and the standard skin shows it with a chipped, rolled and ragged edge! Good grief!
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@Jade Nekotenshi what is your opinion on chainswords?
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For myself, I've seen way too many chainsaw accidents.
11:24
You do not want to experience the chainsword version of chainsaw kickback. Even less do you want to experience the chainsword version of a broken chain whipping about. And a chainsword is inevitably going to be wielded in much less controllable, firm-grip-and-careful-movement-friendly conditions than a chainsaw.
11:25
In conclusion: a great weapon to sell to the enemy.
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On the other hand, it's a chainsaw sword
11:26
Great psychological warfare potential at the very least
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Briefly, and mostly against amateurs without ranged weapons. (edited)
11:32
Actually, the thing they remind me of is the old Traveller story of the M-1066-7h.2 Wondergun .
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BluejayHurricane 12/09/2019 11:34 AM
Link?
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...seems to have disappeared from the web, so give me a sec...
11:36
GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.
11:41
Specifically the part where -- well, in the 'verse I'm pretty sure the bright lads at Third Directorate would love the idea of misclassifying the chainsword as an unbelievably capable and terrifying weapon for the joy of watching the enemy slicing their own faces off, probably before making out of their training camps.
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BluejayHurricane 12/09/2019 11:50 AM
A classic “red phosphorus”, then. It sounds absolutely hilarious, especially when you realize that the guns may malfunction when insulted by the enemy.
11:51
“Your mother was a Khemer pass knockoff and your father was had jamming issues!”
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2019 12:14 PM
Chainswords, IMHO, are an insanely silly weapon, for all the reasons Cerebrate mentioned plus the fact that chainsaws aren't especially good at fast cutting in the first instance, which is what you want a sword to do. That said, they look suitably intimidating, and in the IoM, they of course have near-ritual importance now, and as an Adepta Sororitas player, I get how much that matters 🙂
12:16
Though with the costs now sensible, maybe I can justify giving most of my Superiors power mauls now. (Even though I think "power mace" is probably a better name for what they really mean, but, tomato tomahto.)
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2019 12:19 PM
Hedge trimmer swords?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2019 1:02 PM
That's.... Err...
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Arguably worse, unless you have some kind of, say, mollyblade hedge-trimmer parrying dagger that actually breaks enemy swords
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2019 1:03 PM
They'd undoubtedly be two-handed :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2019 1:03 PM
Now, coming up with the intersection of technology and tactics where something like that makes any sense could be an interesting exercise
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(Though I don't doubt that some Imperial weapons manufacturer makes them, and sells a few thousand a year, just on "why the hell not" grounds.)
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IotS, that is, not IoM - the latter would call it heresy. The former, "impractical, but kinda cool. Sure, why not?"
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0111narwhalz 12/09/2019 1:05 PM
probably have to be a sensed linear brushless motor to get that tasty torque
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2019 1:08 PM
Definitely. It'd be an interesting engineering challenge!
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And then you get the weird countermeasures!
13:08
"why in the nine hells would you want a muonium-core smallsword?" "sword-breaker-breaker!" "Now you're just being silly!"
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Phrase of the evening: "an eloquent weapon for a more civilized age".
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sdschildberg 12/09/2019 11:46 PM
Fits well in the context of the original
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On that note, some Imperial (of the Star) weapons manufacturer probably sells lightsabers
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And their deadly countermeasure, magnets.
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^ +1
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/10/2019 11:15 AM
Speaking of swords - I just realized there's one of hte Order of the Sword swords in a display case down by the quarterdeck at my office.
11:15
I'll see if I can get 'em to let me take a photo.
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Quarterdeck? Where do you work?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/10/2019 11:15 AM
It's not a sensitive area, but they get witchety about photos in the building.
11:15
Defense Commissary Agency HQ
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sdschildberg 12/10/2019 11:16 AM
Magnets as countermeasure for lightsabers Might explain all of the “electric” staves and pikes and shortsowrds and more.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/10/2019 11:16 AM
I think they just offically call it the "front desk", but I automatically translate that into Squid.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/10/2019 11:33 AM
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i'll be honest, at first i misread that you had a 'Order of the Stick' sword and i was very confused
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/10/2019 11:48 AM
hahaha!
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Paperback's up!
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Woo! Just in time to order for Christmas :)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2019 3:21 PM
Huzzah!
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I might get the ebook whenever it's available.
15:26
And out of preorder.
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BluejayHurricane 12/11/2019 10:19 PM
You know, I was rereading some of my old Diskworld books, and I wondered what the imperial response to Terry Pratchett would be, because I see some similarities.
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finally got the first two books
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Love space plumber history/perspective
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And shade thrown on Orion's Arm fixed wormhole network is great
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/13/2019 9:53 AM
?
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Running comments on new book
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Heh. Not really tryin' to throw shade at anyone in particular, just lampshading what a terrible way to FTL it would be if there was any other way to FTL .
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Eh, to be fair: in Orion's Arm, FTL isn't possible.
13:32
So they work along entirely coherent lines.
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Huh? It has FTL. Which is apparently... possible...
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/14/2019 1:33 PM
In IAC, the only other choice is the egregiously expensive pseudowarp drive
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@gollark Wormholes aren't FTL. And no, FTL drives are not possible in Orion's Arm. Warp drives can accelerate to infitisimal close to the speed of light, but they cannot break the lightspeed barrier.
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0111narwhalz 12/14/2019 1:34 PM
In the Ailevérse, not even the wormholes act like standard wormholes
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"Not FTL" how? I mean, they get you from A to B faster than you could with sublight travel.
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But not as fast as light.
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Ergo, not FTL.
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And in my Apeiron Terminus, while yeah, warp drives with effective FTL exist, the permanent nature of wormholes and a chronological protection juncture lock the two methods of eFTL out from each other, essentially.
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@gollark Wormholes are technically "multiple connected space-time".
13:36
There only exists two pathways from A to B through space-time, and one is a bit shorter.
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That isn't FTL notably, which is why wormholes have a more solid foundation.
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*than most FTL drives, which are basically all wishful thinking.
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Wormholes are FTL-equivalent for all practical purposes. Let us not get caught up in semantics.
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Also, because wormhole mouths are created next to each other and can only be displaced at slower-than-light speeds, they don't perform faster-than-light travel in that sense.
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I mean, if not technically FTL, they're a thing people think of when they think "FTL travel".
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A wormhole mouth never displaces into the historic light cone.
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(Including giving causality a good seeing-to.)
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I mean, they don't.
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That's why wormholes are so great. They don't automatically break causality.
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Creating the wrong geoemtry can, and then you're left to how self-consistency principles and quantum feedback loops effect to keep causality integral. (edited)
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Not automatically . But consider my RKV sensor wormholes, of which it only takes one to create a causal loop.
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I mean yeah, that is because you permit the construction of causality-breaking wormholes without nature throwing the wormhole's mass-energy equivalent in your face as a photon flash.
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You can't create inconsistencies that way, but you surely can use future information from the causal future in the present to bring about that future. (edited)
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Bear in mind that such a wormhole, to function in its role, is an entirely conventional no-space-magic-required wormhole.
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Also, unsure how your wormhole violates causality?
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Can you send information into your historic light cone through it?
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Or does it only allow a future forward observation?
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Actually, I'm going to stop myself here. I am not in a good state of mind to discuss causality and paracausality this evening.
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0111narwhalz 12/14/2019 1:45 PM
they are equivalent under the priors of the 'verse, I think
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Information gathered from the future requires that information to be sent to the past.
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You cannot avoid it.
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Predestination "paradoxen"
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(even though predestination is entirely self-consistent)
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No para-, nothing special at all. Just a regular wormhole with one end accelerated at relativisitic speed to a distant location. As SR requires, that end is in the future relative to the end that stayed home, so information passing through it is effectively transmitted into the past.
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Yeah but that's not a causality violation.
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The sensor station at that end of the wormhole observes your system defense guns shoot down an incoming RKV. They transmit their observations through the wormhole, which information the system defense guns are then able to use to target the RKV, and create the incident that the sensor station observed.
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The intruding RKV cannot send information to its past self, so no causality violation there.
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And that's a predestination paradox.
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And you cannot send information to your past self either, as the wormhole is removed by conventional space-time at least as far as the information takes through the wormhole.
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(Like all predestination paradoci, it doesn't break causality, but it does bend it.)
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Allowing an instantanous feedback loop, but not a faster-than-instantanous one.
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And no, you cannot procur information faster than instantanous.
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The moment you get feedback faster than you causing the event, you have a causality violation and a Visser collapse would ensue.
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Sp this?
The sensor station at that end of the wormhole observes your system defense guns shoot down an incoming RKV. They transmit their observations through the wormhole, which information the system defense guns are then able to use to target the RKV, and create the incident that the sensor station observed.
It cannot happen.
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0111narwhalz 12/14/2019 1:51 PM
We also have oracles, which get squishy with the causality in exactly the same way.
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Acausal computing and so on.
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At least not with a causality protection conjuncture.
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What your future-displaced wormhole can, at most observe, is the impact of the system defense fire a plank second after that fire was send on its way.
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Anything else implies that information travels outside between the mouths faster than within them, and that's a causality violation because information can loop into its own past.
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@0111narwhalz Yeah but those work because "this" universe doesn't have a CPC.
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It does, actually, but never mind that.
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But a block universe, so causality event chains that would violate the main probability framework have a chance of 0//all events that will happen already have their probability at 100%, and all that won't, well, won't happen because the probability is at 0%.
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The information doesn't travel faster outside the mouths. It takes, say, six months for the information about the collision to get from the collision site back to the system at c . Within the mouths, obviously much less, as the distance is shorter.
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In which case you don't have a predestination paradox.
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You can't cause your own actions any faster than you can observe them.
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Sure, you fired, say, six months in the past relative to the far mouth.
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But you don't observe that until a plank second later.
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The defense shot after all traveled 6 months away and six monthgs into the future, the slow way. (edited)
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You'd have a problem if you could see the firing in the future, because that would imply information traveling faster outside the mouths. What you can see is the result of the firing - the collision - which happens six plus delta months after the firing.
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Yep. But the result only arrives after the action.
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So you#
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*you're not causing anything you haven't already done.
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So... not a predestination paradox, not a causality violation.
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That's why causality fortifications work in AT, actually then. The delta T of the wormhole mouths makes warp drives unable to jump between two space-time locales connected by wormhole in it's usual fashion, as it could arrive in a manner that allows it to interfere with its own past.
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Please hold, while I check if I still have the G+ conversation I had with Luke Campbell about this.
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I very much doubt what he described was an actual predestination paradox.
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His own website descriptions mirror those I just had, here.
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(Also, we should probably take this to #technicalities)
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How i reasoned it out last time there was a wormhole discussion was: Wormholes, more-or-less, merge the two reference frames on either side of the hole; it would be ridiculous to have a situation where, traveling through a wormhole, you enter a seemingly arbitrary "slow motion field" because one end is experiencing time dilation.
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So, you take one end of your reference-frame merging wormhole and stick it on a arbitrarily good space ship, sitting next to the other end of the hole. And you effectively-instantaneously accelerate it to however many point-nines percent the speed of light, so that from its reference frame it arrives at a distant planet almost instantly (lets say 2-3 seconds) And, whether you're on the ship or the planet peering through the wormhole, the ship will appear to arrive almost instantly due to the arbitrarily high time dilation it experiences. And you'll be blinded, because you just got hit with a whole lot of blueshifted light over that almost-instant. (edited)
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because it immediately started travelling at very nearly the speed of light, we know that the light emitted just after it left will have been racing it the entire time, and now if someone looks backwards at the planet they will see the light that left only seconds after the ship did. They could wave at the ship, walk through the hole, and then (look through a telescope and) see themselves waving.
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if the ship does not move again, this cannot create a predestination paradox. If you're on the ship and look through the wormhole, you can see whatever happened there within the period of time it takes light to travel the couple of feet from there to your eyes, or you can look through a telescope and see it after a few seconds. Neither path has negative length through time.
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but if you take the ship, and move it say, four light seconds slower, bingo: you can now see what happened about a second in the past. This can cause paradoxes. By my understanding, it is thought that wormholes simply explode the moment it hits 0 because of shenannigans involving looping, infinite virtual particles. (edited)
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This is a extreme scenario, because it requires a implausibly good ship and wormholes that can stay stable under these conditions. But it can be replicated using slower speeds, it's just much, much less obvious.
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but if you take the ship, and move it say, four light seconds slower, bingo: you can now see what happened about a second in the past. This can cause paradoxes. By my understanding, it is thought that wormholes simply explode the moment it hits 0 because of shenannigans involving looping, infinite virtual particles.
That‘s a Visser collapse. And creates the requirment of a wormhole mouth being distances from its other mouth by at least the distance they are time-shifted, in travel time of light.
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So, delta-T = 10 light seconds => 10 Ls separation of the mouths.
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Yep, exactly
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sdschildberg 12/15/2019 1:49 PM
Thought: speedrunning w glitches is a common gaming pastime over there
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2019 1:50 PM
speedrunning with glitches describes the eldrae ethos in entirety
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This sorta stuff. Big brain tech that turns the game into an engineering project
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though, on the other side, they're also really good at not leaving in glitches (edited)
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which makes things difficult
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0111narwhalz 12/15/2019 2:30 PM
you mean fun
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/16/2019 7:45 AM
Huzzah, Darkness Within arrived some random time yesterday (and I just noticed this morning).
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That was fast, even for Amazon.
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sdschildberg 12/16/2019 12:50 PM
The socionovists are where everyone else dumps their nuts, keeping the rest of the conclave moderate (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/16/2019 1:45 PM
I mean, it's a way to make the nutjobberini feel important enough to not raise too much hell, I suppose 🙂
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sdschildberg 12/16/2019 2:41 PM
It shows various ideologies, but the kleptocratic ones in particular just how much of a clown they would be if they went all the way
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More a mutual-help association for the Axis of Evil. The members might not like each other any more than, say, Iran, North Korea, and Venezuela, but they can all agree on who’s The Worst, and that having others around for them to also be gunning for is quite handy.
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I can't imagine that lasting long.
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As anything resembling a formal alliance or long-lasting structure, it wouldn't, and even as an informal arrangement, it suffers a lot of churn and outbreaks of Chronic Backstabbing Disorder.
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But if you think of it as the name pinned on a large bucket of assholes all trying to use each other to best advantage simultaneously... why, that can last forever.
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And even outlast all the original members. Like <INSERT-HERE>.
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Yeah, it seems to me that if you're the kind of government who is just barely meeting the minimum requirements for not being ashed as a matter of moral principle, it makes better pragmatic sense to hide out in the back of the system right's lobby clubhouse and hope noone notices, rather than intereacting with the Imperial to-doboom list. (edited)
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The galactopolitical situation in the Worlds is not one that lends itself to ashing ashholes as matters of moral principle.
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(I mean, otherwise, how do the Theomachy of Galia and the Iltine Union still exist?)
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Much like Earth-now, turns out that most polities have a vested interest in not allowing "it's okay for large enough powers to roll over sovereign nations if they think they're bags of dicks" to become standard international policy, because even if it solves this problem now, it's gonna come right back and bite them in the ass later.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 9:15 AM
You never know when one of the major powers will turn into a bag of dicks, or decide that for reasons of political expediency, your polity is one, after all.
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sdschildberg 12/17/2019 9:23 AM
Because nobody wants the more ideological Powers to wake up and decide to clean up the galaxy
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What would an Imperial think of intentionally gifting someone something that they could not possibly repay in order to keep them indebted to them?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2019 12:05 PM
is that blue or red gift
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one of the two
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2019 12:24 PM
1. you can't be indebted to someone for something you didn't agree to be indebted for
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2. you shouldn't've agreed if you had no expectation of being able to repay, so it's on you
12:25
read the fine print, know your limits
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 12:28 PM
I would think trying to edgewalk that would result in something like "I couldn't repay you, I informed you of that because I had an ethical obligation to do so, you gave me the gift anyway knowing that, therefore, you gave it to me because you chose to. If you want to try to cash in anyway, in your ear with a can of beer."
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2019 12:31 PM
Yeah, it's either "you accepted it knowing you couldn't repay, therefore it's on you" or "they gave it to you knowing you couldn't repay, therefore it's on them," but probably nowhere in between
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 1:24 PM
And I think the difference would turn on who knew what when and how hard folks insisted one way or th'other.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2019 1:28 PM
Certainly if you do something without asking it's entirely on you, and also probably pretty damn rude outside of extenuating circumstances.
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Would Eldrae tend more towards the formal or the informal with respect to courtship? I would think formal on one hand, but I'm not completely sure.
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In the lingo of the gentle art of social manipulation, that's a blue gift , which, sure, doesn't leave you contractually indebted to the giver as gifts don't work that way, but by the principle of mélith , means that if you accept it, you do owe the recipient a favor, morally speaking. The trick, of course, is to present the blue gift in such a way, place, and time that the recipient won't turn it down.
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Or can't.
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I.E. lifesaving medication.
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(At some point I should write something covering the Imperial attitude towards manipulation, which is much more favorable than you might expect - and certainly compared to us - if not quite to the extent of Traveller's hivers. See, it's one of the Acceptable Methods of getting your will done, because it's not coercive. The person who can make events come out as they wish with a few gifts, words in the right ears, and some seemingly unrelated actions is accorded suitably heroic stature thereby. It's even something of an honor just to be part of a sufficiently elegant manipulation, even if not its prime mover.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 3:17 PM
I suppose as long as said manipulation doesn't involve force, fraud or threat of the same, it's almost an art form?
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On a somewhat related note, what would they think of companies taking advantages of people's misfortune during a natural disaster by jacking up prices.
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There are rules and etiquette about how the Game is played, at least at home, in which you aren't permitted to lie (fraud), and it is improper to make anyone worse off by way of collateral damage.
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But apart from that, enjoy the magnificent interlocking of a thousand thousand Xanatos Gambits.
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sdschildberg 12/17/2019 3:26 PM
“A subtle weave of half truths is artful in its construction” Like this?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2019 4:07 PM
This is why I have so much trouble accepting gifts
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They make me feel stressfully indebted
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Part of the reason I broke up with my ex was his constant gifts were making me feel obligated.
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And that’s an interesting definition of coercion if it doesn’t include manipulation
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That’s a human thing. Owing an obligation fires up the brain’s status-anxiety circuits.
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And absent force or fraud... well, if I can get what I want by offering people truths, gifts, and opportunities, it’s a peculiar definition of coercion that would include it. (edited)
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I mean, obviously I gain from my cunning plan, that goes without saying, but why is that of moment to you when the you-local deal is pretty sweet?
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(It could be that everything Musk does is a subtle gambit to the ultimate end of creating the Eternal Empire of Elontopia among the outer planets, but if so, is that really a concern for Tesla buyers today?)
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It might be for the stockholders
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Especially after his “420” stunt
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2019 5:41 PM
It rankles us because there's a worry that what benefits you must come at my expense - the status-anxiety thing. Someone being more awesome than you here often means they get to lord it over you, or even if they don't, good luck convincing your monkey-brain of that. There? I mean, lording it over people is pretty damn gauche, at best, and that instinct is absent.
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I mean, if I understand right, eldrae have status, in the sense we'd understand it, but status doesn't automatically translate to heirarchy or chain of command.
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It doesn't always here, either, but we tend to feel like it should, and those waters get really muddy. Especially in places that have explicit, codified chains of command and tiers of status.
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(I'm thinking of the question that I see in various forms that bombards my Quora feed constantly - "can a 2LT really bark orders at a SgtMaj?")
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(Aside, from a comment of mine on Exalted in transhuman SF: "When I futzed around with this idea for a setting, I ended up going full fusion - Exalted being pretty decent parallels for trans-to-posthuman entities. And, after all, Exaltations were originally crafted by the Machine God... (In terms of impact, my rough drafts had Dragon-Blooded being somewhere around late-trans or early-posthuman levels of power, scaling up to the Solar Exaltation being effectively Deus Est Machina personally blessing you with a pocket-universe moon-brain containing all the hax.)"
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sdschildberg 12/17/2019 8:16 PM
Fantasy could be used to run transhuman memes, what with raising the dead (and creating P zombies)
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A lot of transhuman sci-fi seems to be based on ways to do magic with "hard" science. (edited)
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What else is science and (especially) technology for?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2019 8:22 PM
The problem is that the really crazy posthuman chit makes for bizarre, difficult-to-comprehend and harder-to-relate-to reading
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So I rein those things in in favor of shooty bang moar power stuff
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"The Day the Meat was Tenderized" should be on a tshirt
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2019 4:15 PM
I'd wear that
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Needs artwork.
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2019 4:16 PM
(I might even wear it if it's just block text on a solid color :V)
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Unfortunately I don't think my current art skills are up to this task…
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(Part of me might suggest something visually similar to the messy death of Maneo Jung-Espinoza...)
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2019 4:18 PM
ah yes, the chunky salsa
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Thinking of meat, incidentally, considering the applications of high biotech to agriculture, the advantage of self-replicating organic factories, the inefficiencies of disposing of one's capital equipment, and a dispreference for suffering in general... ...well, let's just say that the 'verse version of the cystypig may be on its way to becoming canon.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2019 6:08 PM
Also! Relevant to today's post: yet another one to add to the list of Jobs I'll Never Take
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Cystypig?
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From The Outer Worlds . Basically, you feed them, and instead of having to slaughter them, they shed delicious bacony tumors.
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(Hence the lumpiness, and the name.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2019 7:21 PM
I'd imagine the Imperial version might be slightly more elegant, just on the basis of their marked preferences for such, but yeah, I can see why they'd like that idea.
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and also more complicated than just plain 'ol muscle tumors
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think about how there are so many varieties of meat that are considered meaningfully different from a single animal
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because of the subtle differences between the muscles and other stuff in different areas
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and now think about how refined the average Imperial's tastes are
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getting muscle tumors growing is one thing, replicating the subtle flavors of X meat type is what gets the gengineers paid, though.
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 7:51 PM
Basic tumours would make good mince and therefore good feedstock for fabbers, so even the rough draft version would be valuable
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fabbered steaks are considered a low end food, though, due to lack of variety
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it can make a perfect steak, but it's the same perfect steak
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which i never really got, because it seems like you could just define a range of acceptable characteristics for the fab to vary randomly, but i dunno, maybe you just end up seeing the pattern
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2019 8:18 PM
fabbed food is like, idk, candy in that way
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not that its unhealthy but each one is exactly the same and you will get sick of it
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I do
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Wow, cystpig is actually kinda disgusting... I love it
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/18/2019 8:23 PM
Depends on the fab tech software. You could model cow anatomy and biochemistry then have the fabber take a slice of a random cow to build.
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it might just be that restaurants specialize in variety and innovative thought; you can make a perfect steak in a fabber, or define a perfect steak well enough to get a variety of similar but different perfect steaks, but innovative thought like 'what if i use X spice from this obscure colony in the associated worlds' sorta stuff is the specialty of cooking sophs
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The trouble with the random variation is that meat is a very, very complicated structure, which has variations on half-a-dozen different levels, full of cross-correlations (you tend to get similar variations in nearby cells of the same tissue volume, for example).
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It’s by no means impossible to write a recipe that takes all these things into advance, but it’s a heinously complicated chunk of software that eats memory and cycles to run.
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Which makes for a fun academic project, but a lousy industrial process compared to a carniculture vat. Or a cystypig.
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Do Imperials have any cultural specifics on eye contact? https://twitter.com/kaelanrhy/status/1207409192975384577
It especially irritating because some indigenous cultures find direct eye contact rude. It's only a white ppl society thing, from what I can see. I loathe eye contact with someone I don't know well and like a lot. I'm pretty good at faking it, it's been used as a reaso...
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the eldrae probably do, but Imperials as a whole, I doubt it. Probably too much variation for any rule of etiquette to be practical
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That. Hell, not everyone has eyes.
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But among the eldrae, certainly, make it . Not doing so looks suspicious or submissive, neither of which is a good thing to appear.
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Really? I was expecting a species without “pack hierarchy instincts” to not even consider whether they were making eye contact with someone else.
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sdschildberg 12/18/2019 9:28 PM
Looking as far away as possible is one thing. Not staring is another set of things.
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Then again it would make me wonder how they managed to domesticate direwolves if they couldn’t think dominant.
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sdschildberg 12/18/2019 9:30 PM
They domesticated themselves, like cats
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It's not a dominance thing, it's mostly a bullshit sensor. If you don't look people in the eye when dealing with them, you look shifty, like you're trying to hide something. Or like you have a guilt problem, or a lack-of-self-identity problem. EIther way, doesn't look good.
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In your culture that’s the case.
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Incidentally the “liars look upwards to the left” thing is bullshit
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Or, on the former -- to us , being the one to look in the eye and not away suggests boldness and assertiveness. To them , that's the baseline, and looking away reads as there-is-something-wrong-with-you.
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In their culture.
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(And, yes, it is. On the other hand, with the exception of sociopaths and particularly talented liars, and in the Western world, there is a correlation between people who won't look you in the eye - situationally - and people who are lying to you, because it's an anxiety/shame marker.)
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(This is about a hundred times more significant when dealing with people whose metaphorical internal soundtrack starts with Princes of the Universe and gets progressively more self-aggrandizing from there.) (edited)
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sdschildberg 12/18/2019 9:46 PM
Presumably staring is even more powerful
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You want a firm gaze. Assertive, but not contentious.
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(Because, yes, they do understand dominance. There's a reason a lot of pre-Imperial history was not what you might call nice history. Civilization is something that had to be earned; I mean, you don't have philosophers writing about the renunciation of kóras unless you're already quite familiar with it, right?)
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((Also, wolf-packs don't work that way. Which is a good thing, since anyone who tried that "alpha" bullshit training method on bancrach would find themselves a throat short pretty quickly.))
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 9:58 PM
Eye contact is still an important tool of body language with canines, and I've gotten a potentially dangerous dog to back down with that "dominance" stuff. But I wasn't trying to convey "you will obey me", I was trying to convey "if you actually attack instead of just threatening I will fuck you up" and it worked.
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Still not recommended, but when I tried to retreat the dog lunged, so it was a case where if I didn't "win" I am convinced I'd have been bitten
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sdschildberg 12/18/2019 10:00 PM
Cats respond well to dominance too. Looking big gets a lot done. this occasionally involves T posing
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Oh, there's a role for it, but using it as a training method is based on the obsolete "dominance-hierarchy" model of wolf packs we came up with by studying groups of unrelated wolves thrust together in captivity. Studies based on natural wolf packs show them to work on an extended-family model, with dominance contests being extremely rare, and the role of leader being passed around based on who's best suited to take point at any given time. (Mostly this is the primary parental male for foraging and hunting, and the primary parental female for pup care and defense, but it's not at all unusual for another wolf to lead temporarily if the task at hand is something they've shown themselves to be talented at.) (edited)
22:07
Injecting yourself into this system and both showing them that you are worth following (i.e., be a competent provider and leader) and also letting them use their talents appropriately without demanding micromanaged compliance, I have found, works much, much better in having good boys than all those chest-beating ME ALPHA YOU OBEY techniques.
22:09
Especially when dealing with smart dogs like Aussies or other working breeds, who are perfectly smart enough to know when you're full of crap.
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(Or, indeed, something like a Great Pyrenees, who apart from smartness also knows that you have very little chance of making him do anything he doesn't want to do.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2019 10:55 PM
Yep. "Join the pack" is how you end up snoozing under half a dozen tired happy dogs while your family laughs at you
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On a somewhat related note, what would they think of companies taking advantages of people's misfortune during a natural disaster by jacking up prices. That presenting the problem in that order reverses cause and effect, and is therefore fallacious. Market-clearing prices naturally rise when demand increases relative to supply, such as during a natural disaster; sale prices increasing to match is what leads to efficient allocation of the available goods to those with the greatest need, and more importantly, incentivizes suppliers to make more goods available in the disaster-afflicted area, which brings the price of those goods down again and ensures that people's needs are met. "Anti-price-gouging" laws and other means of preventing the initial price rise prevent this from happening, thus destroying allocative efficiency, preventing market correction and thereby creating artificial shortages of goods, and so making the disaster worse .
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TL;DR: fucking with the market in an emergency does exactly the same thing as fucking with it under normal conditions. Except that the results are more dire due to the already present emergency
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That logic leaves aside the cutoff of supply routes during natural disasters.
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Which makes it all the more important to not pull stupid shit with price controls.
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Or the edge case of so-damn-tired-i-cant-hold-my-head-up-or-properly-focus-on-something/one-in-front-of-me
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Like a human after 80+ hours w/o sleep.
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So Cerebrate, you're saying that the eldraic answer to price-gouging is to allow alternate suppliers to show up with a somewhat-less-gouged price and then permit the usual competitive price wars to self-correct things?
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hmmms. "I wonder if that extends to a feeling that a lot of the problem with earth monopolies and cartels stems from having an inefficient market that would allow competitors to become relevant and resolve the problem?"
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@Zarpaulek It also incentivizes people to find ways to get goods there. @o11o1 I think it is mostly that there isn't any such thing as price gouging. It's an illusion that comes from the notion that prices are set by sellers, which is true only to a very limited extent - the Law of Supply and Demand will not be denied. (I'd add that this isn't particularly heterodox economics even on Earth; something like 90% of economists are in agreement on this point, because there are about 4,000 years worth of historical examples about how price controls inevitably screw things up. Unfortunately, 100% of politicians are economically and historically illiterate and very much in favor of policies that sound good... which is the real difference between there and here .)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/19/2019 4:40 PM
Change that to 99.99% of politicians and I'd agree with that.
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100% - ε, maybe.
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I think they have some vague idea of economics and history, or have advisors who do, but don't care and do the good-sounding-if-you-don't-think-about-it-much thing.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/19/2019 4:42 PM
I'm pretty sure that, to name one, Ron Paul would have given the same answer as the eldrae on this matter.
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Fair enough, hence the ε, but still, I think you need a lot more nines on the end of that. Especially globally.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/19/2019 4:45 PM
I expect more understand it, but are understandably afraid to say so. If the voters don't get it, it does no good to be right.
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0111narwhalz 12/19/2019 4:58 PM
politicians are no more literate there, but mostly because most of them are somewhere downstream of a waterfall
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tbh looks like standard superhero film
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otoh Communism
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 5:45 PM
Red Son is an officially liscensed AU
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/19/2019 5:58 PM
It's not gonna be half as good as the comic
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Enderminion 12/19/2019 6:35 PM
I take a dim view on most movies tbh
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Morgrim Moon 12/19/2019 10:31 PM
What do they do?
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More will be revealed once I finish setup. But the core purpose is replacing Cyfnos with one I don't have to maintain.
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sdschildberg 12/19/2019 11:26 PM
!rules
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Check your Private Messages for my reply!
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communism?
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For a list of the server rules, type "!rules"
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(Posted just so I could pin it. Plz ignore.)
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!rules
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Sweetie BOT 12/20/2019 8:17 AM
Check your Private Messages for my reply!
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!rules
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Sweetie BOT 12/20/2019 8:24 AM
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Hello @Sweetie
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Enderminion 12/20/2019 7:41 PM
Space Force is officially a Thing Now
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/20/2019 7:56 PM
link
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sdschildberg 12/20/2019 9:21 PM
The Plug 'n' Play Prosthetics trope as used in popular culture. In real life, learning to use a prosthetic limb takes several months of rehabilitation, …
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transhuman trope, of a sort. how applicable is this in the Empire?
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I would imagine very, what sophotech being so well developed, that everything from interfacing to dropping in new motor skills is relatively easy
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but on the flip side, while that means you can just put on a arm and it works, the standards are much higher
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because the average level of fine motor control and skill is certainly at the peak of the curve compared to humans, what with the focus on self-improvement and whatnot
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and that probably isn't as easy to plug-n-play as normal skills, for the same reasons that you can learn anything immediately but you have to practice to be considered a expert.
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Skilled, but Naïve: The consequence of relying too much on mnemonesis and gnostic overlays to download distilled knowledge and skillsets.  They can, and will, grant you extraordinary, even superhum…
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so i bet the situation is less "i need to practice to stand using these new legs" and more "I can't do double-backflips quite right with these"
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Morgrim Moon 12/20/2019 11:50 PM
also a skill like double backflips is more about coordinating your whole body and adjusting for individual variations than it is about knowing the motions, so speed-learning that is probably just cutting out the initial "how to" but not a single painful faceplant
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Oh hey, another “did not do the research” trope I wrote up.
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The thing that makes bionics particularly tricky is the low-level interface - essentially, the "device drivers" for everything under motor control - which mostly means all those neural networks in the cerebellum that translate "move thus" into a whole bunch of detailed muscle commands. Getting which set up in the first place is why it takes humans weeks to figure out how to poke themselves in the nose and maybe a year to figure out enough limb control to, y'know, stand up .
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Mature sophotech makes this easier in two ways. One, for prosthetic bionics, they can map said networks from a high-resolution scan and use those to program the limb to respond accordingly, so it can at least start out speaking your language. Takes less retraining if your old movements and your new movements still correlate. And second, by - for 'shell transfers - swapping out the device drivers with the bodies. This doesn't teach you how to use them fully: you still have to learn how to fly , but at least you won't have to try to figure out from scratch how to make your new wings move at all, for example. So you only have to worry about the high-level problems of not falling right out of the sky.
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(On the other hand, the instinctive gait information that goes along with those means that you aren't likely to fall over trying to walk, canter, or gallop as a quadruped... at least, not until you try to think about what you're doing.)
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Adding the high-level stuff afterwards can be done with skillware, but as per what others point out, that gives you the skill, but you're still on your own when it comes to customizing it to the youness of you.
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Looking at the trope, you could get the noetech equivalent of this entry in the Tropes page:
In one chapter of the Ghost in the Shell manga Motoko needs to hack and teleoperate a police woman who's been having trouble with her new prosthetic arm's software. When Motoko first tries shooting with that arm it freezes and she finds several programs conflicting with each other that she needs to clear out.
Conflicting programming for various control modules. Different approaches by "drivers" and "skill" systems.
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And considering how flexible and different minds would be, there's likely a whole lot of different ways in which neuronal modules network between each other.
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Personally, I always found the idea interestin that in a world full of digitized skills and neuronal add-ons, a "soft skill" of its own was to be able to effectively integrate and synergize all of this knowledge, and that in a similiar manner, a novice was differentiated from a master not in the depth of knowledge but ease of applicability and cross-applicability.
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sdschildberg 12/21/2019 8:35 PM
in terms of "planet of hats", what is the Imperial/eldrae "hat"?
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FREEDOM
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2019 8:57 PM
Taking a wild stab in the dark here, ‘dedication/honesty’and ‘freedom of choice/independence’? (edited)
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Steadfast dedication to non-hat wearing?
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Awesomeness, coolness, and radicalness?
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Applying aggressive chemotherapy to plot tumors?
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Does that imply the other polities in the 'verse are notably less cool?
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i mean, culturally they're pretty diverse from what i understand
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we hear a whole lot about the whole honesty, yay greed, etc thing but that's pretty much the biggest Hat there
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 12:51 AM
for Hats, I'd say "obscure perfection", Everyone there picks a dream and chases it as hard as posthumanly possible
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even their prizing of honesty and freedom is, at heart, about not getting in the way of each other's chase
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with the whole "choice-theft" being the thing that they hate
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and to stretch a metaphor, a common part of the Hat is the decoration and color; a Planet of Hats usually shares things ranging from aesthetics, to architecture, food, dress, language, etc
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meanwhile, depending on where you look in the Empire you could find anything from a station-sized book club, to something you could mistake for a buddhist temple, to a Octorock concert https://eldraeverse.com/2016/04/29/theremin/
(Alternate words: Tear, terms, thinking, tutorial. Actually, I have a pretty good idea for tutorial, but the darn thing just won’t gel. So you get this bit of silliness instead.) The music wa…
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a monoculture they are not
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 12:57 AM
that said when it comes to story telling, having coherent visual styles makes life so much easier; I've seen very diverse aesthetic works where it's nearly impossible to keep straight who's who
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this is true
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but sadly, that hasn't really come up because there is very little art of the Eldraeverse
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 1:00 AM
and it's a bit of truth, given that if you go outside you'll see broadly similar clothing styles (pants and a top with occasional dresses) and broadly similar housing styles (either square multi story or houses with tiled rooves, both in similar colours). And then you go to a different country and the aesthetics are all different, but clustering seems reasonable
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possibly; that might not be as true here
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the sheer focus on independence, combined with immortality, means you get a lot of anachronism and different styles, because everyone is wearing what they want to wear with no mind paid to what others are wearing
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whereas humans have more pressure to wear clothing that fits in
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2019 1:05 AM
good point
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i think it was mentioned in a post
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yep
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Awesome Anachronistic Apparel: A minor consequence of widespread immortality and independent-mindedness is that when people find a style that really fits them well – and even more often than …
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probably in other places too
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My dad just got his Doctorate! Yay!
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but sadly, that hasn't really come up because there is very little art of the Eldraeverse Let it be known that I will cheerfully work with any artist who wishes to correct this on canonical visual stylins'.
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2019 2:02 PM
I'm interested, if your standards on art quality and delivery schedule are low enough :V
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ditto.
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 9:45 AM
Thought: when going abroad to polities with personal arms control policies, imperials use uprated PK systems to stay armed Hard to confiscate something implanted like that
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2019 11:47 AM
Heck, hard to detect it! Of course, depending on exactly which side of the freaked-out-about-personal-arms camp they fall on, that might be more scary rather than less.
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(The sides being the "worried about sneaky underhanded backstabbing" and the "worried about looking obviously armed" camps - other variants may exist.)
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Not really going to take enhancement. It doesn't take much force at all to pinch a carotid closed, crush a heart, or rip open the circle of Willis, and pretty much everyone can muster up rather more than that barebrained. (And since the generators are nanopicosomes that float around in the cytoplasm of all sorts of widely distributed cells, good luck confiscating that.)
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On the other hand, I can see at least some polities going with the "it's easier to quietly pretend we didn't notice their guns" route, on the grounds that any resulting incidents will probably do less collateral damage than making them start... improvising.
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 12:00 PM
And for the interest of peace among worlds
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0111narwhalz 12/23/2019 12:01 PM
I imagine the results of improvising Imperials tends to lean to the !!fun!!
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2019 12:02 PM
Also, I'd bet a lot of them are happy to keep their self-defense as nonlethal as they can, if you just ask nicely - but as soon as you try to force the issue, they get, err... ornery.
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((Also possibly because it's easier than providing the necessary protection, because the Empire doesn't have much truck with the whole "the police aren't legally obligated to defend anyone in particular" rule, especially in combination with the "and you aren't entitled to the means of self-defense" one. If anything happens to an Imperial citizen-shareholder after you disarmed them in the first place, you are just asking for a very awkward diplomatic conversation. With a gunboat. As I've mentioned before, things like the Don Pacifico affair aren't the least bit out of character, and the reason that citizen-shareholder expatriates tend to keep up their ESF payments is that among the benefits it pays for is the full civis Romanus sum treatment.))
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 12:09 PM
And jn the name of peace among worlds, Imperial arms and behaviors therof are slotted into “weird culture and customs”
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2019 12:11 PM
And a bit of the realization that Imperial visitors with weapons cause problems that weren't foisted upon them somewhere just this side of never, probably.
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(Sure, there's gotta be the odd freak here or there, when there are what, at least tens of billions of Imperial citizens visiting other polities each year-equivalent, but you can't make policy based on black swans...)
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((ticky counterexamples notwithstanding. And ticky, so...)
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0111narwhalz 12/23/2019 12:13 PM
not with that attitu—aaa a tick
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 12:13 PM
Actual qoute that had to happen somewhere “Im an eldrae, weapons are part of my religion” Presumably the legal ruling in some areas is “due to the imperial/flamic cultural custom of keeping a dedicated instrument of deadly force on one’s person, such arms as carried on travelers and expats are protected under <religious freedom amendment>” (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2019 12:23 PM
Yeah, I could see that.
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 12:25 PM
And Imperial law does define categories of arm, IIRC, which could be used to translate “this is not saying bring in whatever eye in the flame cooked up” into legalese
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Religious, no. Philosophical, yes. (And pretty much the only legal distinction they make is that the literal phrase used in the Charter for "personal arms" means in effect "not crew-served". Which isn't even the law, it's just the sense that defines where the law could be, if they felt like making one sometime.) And, heh, in practice, the problems that an Imperial visitor might cause with a weapon are a tiny, tiny, tiny subset of the problems they can cause by just talking .
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(ObRef: Singularity Sky , in the section where the protagonist from a much more libertist Earth is pulled in by the New Republic's secret police for saying the wrong things in the course of bar talk. Except that the Imperial visitor is much harder to intimidate.)
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0111narwhalz 12/23/2019 12:45 PM
the Imperial visitor may be inclined to poke that sore spot
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sdschildberg 12/23/2019 12:46 PM
Which means there is a precedent (probably of looking the other way) for Imperial shenanigans long before someone gets shot
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0111narwhalz 12/23/2019 12:46 PM
"you don't like when I say <contraband phrase>?" "aargh!"
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Or of just refusing entry. And, as mentioned, there's a certain unofficial detente on this, in which it is understood that the cloak of protection does not extend to those who deliberately go abroad to stir up trouble, from filibusters on down. Only to those who merely have no fucks to give.
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sdschildberg 12/24/2019 5:00 PM
Wonder if there’s any gift exchange holidays over there. And what sort of winter holidays they practice
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Morgrim Moon 12/24/2019 6:15 PM
There's not a winter iirc?
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0111narwhalz 12/24/2019 9:22 PM
Yeah, Eliéra has zero obliquity.
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(and I think its orbit lies in the secondary's plane as well)
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I/4. Eliéra Class: Sylithotectonic (simulated) Orbit (period): 0.993 au (361.1075 T-days; 333.33 local days) Orbit (ecc.): 0.023 Radius: 5,000 miles – special Mass: 5.614 x 1024 kg Density: 6…
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See question four.
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Merry Saturnalia to all, and to all a good orgy!
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2019 8:36 AM
query: is Saturnalia a holiday that inverts? Should Archon and I be burning a wicker man now, and orgying in June?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/25/2019 8:48 AM
PADORU PADORU!!
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Well, Saturnalia starts a couple days before the solstice. Though I suspect if the Roman Empire was still around they wouldn’t change consular election dates for any south hemisphere provinces.
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Anyway, in terms of winter holidays, you've got the Darkest Night (in between Yearsend and Yearsdawn day, at the apdeuteros), which is on the Imperial calendar and so is only reliably a winter festival on Eliéra itself, and then there's Winterfair, which is at the winter solstice (by local calendar) regardless of which planet you're on. Not counting assorted local festivals. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/27/2019 2:21 PM
So, inspired by a couple of Reddit threads from this morning about what messages from interstellar civilizations would freak us out on Earth, or how Earth might respond to certain freaky messages - what kind of message from far off would freak the Empire out?
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(I'd think it'd have to be pretty dang bad for the reaction not to be "hey, let's check this out" or "eat flaming death, slaving bastards", but...)
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sdschildberg 12/27/2019 2:24 PM
Bright, NDB delivered ones from andromeda or the clouds. The eldrae and the culture they built is hard to spook w content
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/27/2019 2:41 PM
non-directional beacon?
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sdschildberg 12/27/2019 2:43 PM
"we can do this for SETI. Imagine what we can do" is what would really freak out at least fifth directorate types, no matter what was said
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"We're humans and we're like you but worse in every conceivable way"
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/27/2019 3:17 PM
Nah, that'd just make 'em want to come here and fix us. Well, sell us the means to fix ourselves, really.
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(And end up owing a huge favor-debt, and a few sharp lessons in taking mélith seriously, but...)
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In random notes: The currency of the League of Meridian is the "quidpro". Or, for short, "quid".
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BluejayHurricane 12/27/2019 4:04 PM
As in Quid Pro Quo, or as in the translation “For Something”?
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Enderminion 12/27/2019 4:04 PM
that is what I was thinking as well
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BluejayHurricane 12/27/2019 4:04 PM
Or “Something For”, I guess.
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Something for something, yes. As is, I learnt after naming it that, the reason the GBP is also called "quid".
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sdschildberg 12/27/2019 4:11 PM
And becuase of the meaning of "quid pro qou" which makes sense due to local culture
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2019 5:29 PM
for freaking out eldrae, I think something along the lines of a Precursor ship returning to the flatworld and broadcasting a friendly headsup to the other Precursors who do it. "Oh shit they're not extinct, they're reality warpers, and the last time they were here we were their slaves" might cause all sorts of scrambling
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sdschildberg 12/31/2019 12:30 AM
what would an Imperial/eldrae moodboard have on it?
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moodboard?
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"Bunch of cool asthetic pictures"
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happy new year (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/31/2019 10:00 PM
Happy new year!
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in other news from 2019, the Alert Battalion of the 82nd Airborne Division shifted into 2020 before the rest of the Division, as they make their way to, presumably, the US Embassy in Iraq
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‪Drinking mulled wine out of a coffee mug the size of my head. ‬ ‪Watching Army of Darkness .‬ ‪Yeah, it’s a pretty happy New Year here in Central. ‬
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2020 12:03 AM
I'd pick a different movie personally but sounds highly enjoyable
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BluejayHurricane 01/01/2020 2:00 AM
Happy New Year from PST!
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2020 2:00 AM
that's almost everyone now, isn't it?
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Enderminion 01/01/2020 2:01 AM
yeah
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beat me to it Blue
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2020 9:15 PM
Brak Tífel is the Worlds' version of HoL. I just realized that.
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I was thinking more Pandora.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2020 9:21 PM
As in from Avatar?
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Borderlands .
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2020 9:23 PM
Aha! That makes sense!
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Enderminion 01/02/2020 2:54 PM
this summer I'm going to Europe
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to look at places like Normandy, Belleau woods, Bastogne, and Arnhem
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Nice!
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Arnhem is nice
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Cool!
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What would an RKV look like, approximately?
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like a missile
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but travelling at near lightspeed
20:28
thank you for coming to my TED talk
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w00t~ got my copy 😄
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sdschildberg 01/03/2020 3:29 PM
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For the Aesthetic of the background architecture
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what's this from?
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:31 PM
Echo
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not familiar with that game (I assume game, given the UI elements)
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:32 PM
also: mmh minimalist quasi-in-world UI
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Look at the gameplay trailer as well. It is a tragedy that it didn't sell very well.
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am at work, can't youtube game stuff
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2020 3:44 PM
phooey, you can do anything at work once
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sdschildberg 01/05/2020 9:39 PM
🤔
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The eldrae are elves that manage to be smug about being smug
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Morgrim Moon 01/05/2020 10:42 PM
Did Jake mitosis?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/05/2020 10:54 PM
Discord, err.... derped.
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I think.
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I linked my Patreon with Discord, and it caused all kinds off oddmentousness across various servers I'm on.
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Good luck with that
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 3:19 AM
I just talked someone from "I think immortality would be a bad thing, nothing would have meaning" around to "actually you're right, we'd still be doing awesome stuff if we were immortal, why can't we be immortal?"
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Good job!
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Good Job!
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 7:26 AM
I was excessively pleased with myself
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What about people who are stuck on “Immortality means watching all of my friends die over and over again?”
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 7:27 AM
I think there is an argument for "immortality sucks if I'm the only immortal one", but the general hope is that everyone can get it!
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@Jade Nekotenshi Agreed.
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 7:30 AM
also you NEED health to go along with the immortality
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 7:30 AM
Yeah, definitely.
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 7:30 AM
otherwise you smack into Fate Worse Than Death
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/10/2020 7:31 AM
Though realistically any form of immortality that works by undoing/avoiding senescence gets at least some of that automagically.
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Yeah people confuse the effects of fairytale immortality with the effects of technological immortality
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Morgrim Moon 01/10/2020 7:39 AM
I feel it's also because life expectency has increased a lot in recent years, but not so much end of life quality. Watching a relative in pain in care for months is a norm now
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End of life quality has increased, just not as much. But I do take your point
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@Morgrim Moon Nicely done. @
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Question about a minor detail: how does the Empire of the Star's stock work?
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citizen shareholder is literal after all, you have to buy a stock to be a citizen
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but by my understanding, stock is basically "you own 1/n of this company"; there's a limited quantity unless they open up stock, and opening up stock inherently devalues pre-existing stock
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except the Eldrae really hate stuff like that, to the point of painstakingly avoiding in/deflation in their economic system
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i'm sure there's some solution, i'm just not sure what it is
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Do they just say that all stock holds a fixed value in the company as of time of purchase? Or do they somehow manage to match company growth with the rate of immigration?
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Here's the problem: opening up stock inherently devalues pre-existing stock It doesn't. If I have a company of $100 equity and have issued 100 shares, it's worth $1/share. If I sell fifty more $1 shares in it, I now have a company of $150 equity and 150 shares, meaning the share price is exactly the same.
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(This is of course an idealized situation since the equity of the company will change value for all the assorted business reasons, but the principle of the thing doesn't change. In the Empire's case, each new citizen-shareholder brings in the equity to support their income stream - or expense, from the Empire's PoV - and each departing one takes their costs away with their equity. Total effect on per-capita valuation, nil.)
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ah, i completely overlooked that. Good point.
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then the only big situation where you'd get excess or de-valuation would be if you sell stocks for more or less than they're actually worth. Which is a terrible idea anyway, so it most likely doesn't come up.
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What?
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That's not how stock works. If you've got 150 shares the dividends you issue will be 75% of what you'd issue if you only issued 100 shares
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That's P&L, not balance sheet.
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In the longer term, this will cause the company to be valued less and the price of the stock to correspondingly drop, but it hasn't a direct, immediate impact on the value of the company. Also, if you add 50% to your equity without generating any more profit that can be turned into dividends - or alternative ways of returning it to stockholders, obvs. - you're doing a crappy job of running your company.
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That's averaged over a large number of citizens, of course and probably having people be carried somewhat by thier deep-future selves?
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But that's implictly acceptable under the general Imperieal doctrine of investing in people rather than doing charity
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Heads up people:
"Discord recently introduced logging in via QR code, which is pretty handy when the desktop version randomly decides to log you out. However, as you may have noticed, a small exploit exists, so I'll say this upfront: NEVER and I mean NEVER scan a QR code for Discord-related gifts or prizes, including Nitro giveaways, through the Discord mobile app, EVER. You are NOT redeeming the "prize", you're giving someone FULL access to your account, regardless of 2FA. Until Discord adds a notice to their app, you'll have to be extremely cautious about this. PSA if you moderate a server: If you see someone posting a QR code in your server and claiming it gives Nitro, DELETE IT. Be sure to spread the word to everyone you know. This is a serious flaw with Discord's login system, and there's probably a lot of people losing accounts to this scam. Cheers battle" - Curtesy of johnisaunicorn On top of that, if anyone's trying to convince you to scan a QR code for a giveaway or whatever, please report them through here: https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/requests/new?ticket_form_id=360000029731
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:03 AM
Thanks, Sev
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Well, that's a brilliant piece of design.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/12/2020 10:10 AM
Thanks for the heads up.
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:14 AM
you scan this thing that gives me access to your account with no secondary mechanism whatsoever…
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/12/2020 10:15 AM
I was really skeptical when I first saw the QR-code-login thing.
10:15
Is it pretty much treating a username as a password by dint of the fact that it's entered into a device that theoretically only the account holder has?
10:15
If so, that's stupid on stilts.
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2020 10:16 AM
I'm really hoping that it's a bug
10:16
and not overlooking something key
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:16 AM
I don't really see any way this design could not do that…
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2020 10:17 AM
like "we're sending an authentication request but we've not phrased it well and it's returning that since you're already logged in you MUST have approved it"
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:17 AM
except for the meagre protection of a confirmation dialogue
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Because as far as I can tell, the idea is that you 1. start desktop::Discord with no credentials, then 2. use mobile::Discord (with an active login) to permit desktop::Discord to log in with the same account
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It's not so bad in that sense: using a device that you have theoretically already secured as the "password" to log into an app isn't super-secure, but it's no worse than any dozen auth methods already out there. The really bad thing is that they didn't consider reverse security, inasmuch as desktop apps that aren't yours exist, and QR codes can be copied. This really needs the whole "this is from the machine called foo at IP address bar , and if you aren't sure that that is you STOP IT NOW, YOU SILLY MONKEY" protocol.
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(Unless it already has that, since I haven't used it myself. If that's the case I call "meh, user error".)
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2020 10:21 AM
even if it is that, hopefully the warning will make silly monkey users stop and think
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:23 AM
The QR code presumably is an identifier for the desktop client.
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... why would they do it that way? Does it not even say something like "would you like to allow this device access to your account: yes/no"?
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2020 10:25 AM
I've never tried it :V
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Apparently it does actually ask if you want to give the device access, so if people blindly say "yes" it's just them being silly.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/12/2020 1:56 PM
Ok, that's less dumb.
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Had cause to relog into discord; this is the screen on your phone you see when you use the QR code login feature
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2020 4:27 AM
I could see how someone could think that was unlocking Nitro for their computer
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 4:40 AM
I blame Discord's woo-woo language.
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Their whole thing of "let's be approachable and use the cool kids' language" doesn't really help comprehensibility.
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It should be as clear and concise as possible while remaining factually accurate and, where possible, using laymen terms.
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Probably. They use rather unclear language.
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Ex.: 'Scanning and accepting this QR code will grant the creator of this QR code full access to your account. If you are not the creator of this QR code, and cannot verify the identity of the creator as being a person who you trust, it is inadvisable to accept this QR code.'
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Or even just "Would you like to authorize the device this QR code was created on to access your account? If you did not create it select "no"". (edited)
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or 'the owner of this device'?
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yeah, while i find the wording discord uses amusing, they should be careful about this and also make it as clear as possible as opposed to anything else
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also, personally, i find this whole system a little... niche
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Eh. If you can't figure out the implications of "this will log you in, so confirm that it is you", the problem really is between keyboard and chair.
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you have a code you can scan using a logged-in (mobile) device to log in a new device, sure that seems fine and dandy... but why?
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maybe i'm being old-fashioned, but just a plain password seems better
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I mean, seriously, this is not new technology. Spelling it out in such high levels of detail is like warning people that washing machines aren't bathtubs, or that curling irons should not be used internally. It's going full California. And you never go full California.
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it doesn't seem like we're at the level of seamlessness and integration where using this sort of method for confirmation is overall better than the tried-and-true methods. As much as i look forward to our version of the Universal, achieved it we have not.
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 12:17 PM
The real question is who asked for this feature?
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i mean, given the typical reliability and durability of phones, you'd most likely want a password anyway because there's a high likelyhood that, within a year or two, your phone will spontaneously log you out, or break and you'll have to get a new one, and then your authentication method doesn't work unless you have a second phone handy
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quite possibly a lot sooner depending on how well they designed things and how careful they are with updates
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 12:19 PM
Just use email/text one time codes like literally every other app
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that works well too
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Those are terrible systems. Your authentication should not be intermediated by the reliability of your telco. Because they're a fucking telco.
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it's not too awful if it only needs to occur occasionally or once per device
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but it varies depending on where you are. sometimes the telcos are... worse.
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Until you find out when you haven't needed it for a while that you no longer have that particular number and the recovery process is an IRS-hard problem.
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Yubikeys are the way.
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Get the YubiKey, the #1 security key, offering strong two factor authentication from industry leader Yubico.
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looks good, though
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i think i would want a version that was like...
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a brick.
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or a cinderblock.
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the at-home version, anyway
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the nano looks concerningly small and easy to lose
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 12:27 PM
One that had ports for mobile, or an adapter that comes in the box
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I use a 5 (top right in that picture), which sits nicely on my keychain. Also, you don't need ports for mobile; it NFCs with your phone.
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I just have all my password-reset stuff tied to my email address, which is at least less bad than using my phone number but... probably still problematic.
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 12:53 PM
NFC on your auth key…
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does it have a Faraday shutter or something so nobody can just yoink it?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2020 12:54 PM
I should get a yubikey. I use cert login for all my Unix boxen over ssh already, and that'd probably let me do console login too, and also move the privkey off onto a hardware token.
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Which is suprisingly nice - for as much static as the DoD CAC gets, it's actually a pretty slick system
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Only interacts when you push the button.
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I have a Faraday bag anyway, just 'cause, but it's mostly redundant.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2020 12:56 PM
Also, isn't it pretty much acting as a smart card, so you couldn't lift the private key off it anyway?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 12:58 PM
sweet
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Thought: Hardshell suits become much more practical once you have power armor tech
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:17 PM
soft ones too once you get artificial muscle
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the big barrier right now is power storage, IIRC
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powered exoskeletons exist already, they're just niche because they either have to be tethered, or the battery life is short
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:23 PM
or they require combustion engines
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(soon, my solid oxide fuel cells, soon…)
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of course there are other areas that could use improvements
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 1:23 PM
Idea: starting power armor like a lawnmower
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better kinematic in general would probably make them more commonplace
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why not just put a nuclear reactor on it
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from what i've seen of them, current exoskeletons aren't terrible but they aren't iron man style second-skin as far as being synced to your movements go
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you can lift it with your power armor
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linear no-threshold model.
13:24
also probably practical engineering constraints, but definitely LNT
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:25 PM
You can't put a shielded nuclear reactor on a human-sized frame.
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An unshielded one, sure, but you'll toast your pilot.
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that's why i was thinking LNT; you might be able to fit a acceptably shielded reactor on especially big power armor
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wireless charging and a shielded reactor on wheels that follows you around
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think WH40K or Starcraft marines
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but it would be tricky
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:27 PM
It's hard to fit the shielding on a car-sized reactor.
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i'd definitely have to sit down and spend half a hour looking at theoretical reactor types and the radiation spectrum you'd expect to get from them
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it's very iffy, to be sure
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:28 PM
Even aneutronic fusion isn't aneutronic enough.
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certainly you'd be making the entire casing out of osmium or something similarly ridiculous
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:28 PM
You could put an RTG on it but those have shit power density and specific power.
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assuming that actually helps with neutron radiation compared to a similar volume of hydrogen material (which would basically be nothing at this scale)
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you could put on a really energetic rtg
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something fuelled by one of those medical isotopes with a half life measured in a year or two
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or less
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there's already a decent amount of mass production set up for those
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:30 PM
The other problem with RTGs is that you can't throttle them.
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Your thermal signature will always be at full combat power.
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i'm not a expert on modern warfare (the practice, not the game), but is stealth really that significant against technologically modern opponents?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:32 PM
Flares exist.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2020 1:32 PM
Did somebody say power armor
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well it comes up in aerospace and nautical contexts because those rely heavily on radar
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:32 PM
Heat-seeking munitions seek heat, and if you can make your thermal signature lower you can afford smaller flares.
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do flares see that much use on the infantry level?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:33 PM
No, but heat-seeking munitions aren't deployed against infantry.
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power armor is beefed up infantry, though
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maybe edging into armored vehicle territory
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:33 PM
Because mostly infantry is the temperature of meat, and that's not very high above environment.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2020 1:33 PM
oh yeah
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you can't use radar in ground combat, really
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:34 PM
So heat-seeking doesn't get you anything.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2020 1:34 PM
too many returns from the ground
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i would expect so, yeah
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:34 PM
Also humans are kind of small depending on what band of radar you're using.
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lidar can do it but i'm not sure how often that is used and what the limitations are when it comes to high speed applications like missile guidance
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:35 PM
Lidar is absolutely relevant to missiles.
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See: laser beam-riders
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Which isn't quite the same, but it does involve tracking by laser.
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the only example i'm immediately aware of is that it's used by cruise missiles to map and follow terrain, i think
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oh, hmm
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beam riders kinda seem like more of a outgrowth of laser targetting
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And my employers to gauge road conditions for the DOD
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which... i mean it's similar, but at the same time different
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:38 PM
Currently, infantry is somewhere around 300K, on a background which is similar.
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Imagine the applications if you had power armor with hotspots at 1000K on that ~300K background.
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it would be easy to target, yeah
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:38 PM
Now you can get some utility out of that thermal imaging.
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i'm just wondering if it would be desirable to target power armor
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with missiles, i mean
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:39 PM
sure
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missiles are not cheap, though
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:39 PM
small missiles, maybe
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Unguided artillery should be sufficient
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video games aside, you don't see them used all that much as anti-infantry weapons unless you need to clear out fortifications or such
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Knife missiles if you've got the tech for them
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:39 PM
Halflife-grade manhacks :V
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and power armor is sort of light a especially lightly armored vehicle, in a way
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depending on how much you bulk it up, it'll stop bullets designed to kill unarmored targets and maybe bullets designed to penetrate typical body armor, but any sort of anti-vehicle weaponry will cream it
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especially since the entire interior is filled with squishy human
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:41 PM
~it's the return of the antimateriel rifle~
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pretty much
13:41
or even just something lighter
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:42 PM
HEAT in a grenade launcher V:
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the ever-memetic 50 cal could do it but depending on how good the armor is you might get by with especially designed bullets for standard issue rifles
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:42 PM
ehhh dubious that they'd have the energy
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unless you went full CGN
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i'm no expert on the typical balance that various types of ammunition tries to achieve between soft target lethality and armor penetration
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:44 PM
You'd need dedicated armor penetrating rounds, I'd think.
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definitely, i'm just wondering if you need a higher caliber bullets along with higher caliber gun
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:45 PM
Probably…
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though, i guess underslung grenade launchers aren't terribly uncommon, you could just issue HEAT rounds yeah
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wait, maybe i'm overthinking this
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thin armor filled entirely with squishy human with little room for padding or buffer space
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a concussion grenade would work wonders
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not concussion
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uh
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:47 PM
The armor's heavy though innit
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whatever the just-HE is called
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the armor is heavy i'm just wondering how effectively it can stop shockwaves
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:48 PM
Its inertia should do a decent job of preventing the blast wave from coupling efficiently.
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(consider shoving a door versus kicking it)
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i'm mainly thinking of how some of the big differences between a power suit and a LAV is that, the passengers are tightly coupled to the vehicle (whereas people in a LAV are immediately connected only through a seatbelt, thick padded seats, and a few feet of air), there's less mass, and the armor can't safely deform much at all which reduces the safe amount of energy absorption
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also, a LAV with a momentarily stunned driver slows down a little. A suit of power armor falls over.
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so if it reduces it to merely discombobulating levels, it's still going to make a target much more vulnerable for a period of time
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it's hard to say though, it depends a lot of what kind of frame and armor we're looking at
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:53 PM
and how smart the frame is
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yes, though i would make the argument that if the frame is smart enough to take over for the soldier it probably ought to be fighting without the meat inside
13:55
just remaining standing/running with a stunned operator is more reasonable, though
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:55 PM
Nah, it just has to not fall over V:
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it is interesting thinking about how the benefits/downsides would play out
13:57
to me, it seems the big strength of a soldier is flexibility and versatility. For one, they have hands and a brain that understands tactics.
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they can cover terrain difficult for most other things, enter structures, operate local machinery, etc
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power armor stands to compromise that unless its very well designed, because it takes a lot of work to get it to match the unburdened agility and dexterity of the occupant
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:59 PM
new idea for power armor:
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big chonky suit with shoulder guns
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see but then, why don't you send a tank
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 1:59 PM
and then a pair of tiny arms coming out the ribs
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for operating local machinery
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points for intimidation, though
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Pauldrones.
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:00 PM
yes and
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:V
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i'm thinking along the lines of
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you don't send a soldier if you need to kill a lot of things, break big things, etc
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you send a armored vehicle, you call in a drone strike, you get the artillery
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you send a soldier because you need finesse, and power armor trades off a infantry's finesse for other things
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unless it is very good power armor
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Sometimes you need to kill a lot of things or break things inside things.
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this is true, but by the time we have functional, combat ready, mobile power armor, why don't i just send in the Boston Dynamics ™️ Killer Robot Cheetahs?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:03 PM
'cause they don't have soldiers in them
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exactly
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 2:03 PM
Because the tactical controller in a power armor can’t be hacked.
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well, true
14:04
but i'm not sure how much of a issue that'll be in typical combat situations
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'Cause you need someone to make on the spot policy decisions.
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equiv-tech fights are getting rarer and rarer
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exactly, yeah
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you want a soldier because you want brains, mainly, and also right now because you want hands and aim good enough to only break some of the things
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power armor is good for getting the brains in and out alive. Less good for most other things.
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 2:05 PM
Because the droid legions need the tactical brain, and I can see a period before smart enough AI but after power armor is possible
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yeah, and in that scenario you sort of get a field-tactician-with-his-trusty-pack-of-murderbots
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You don't want to find out at exactly the wrong time that no-one programmed your Death Cheetahs to recognize that you don't shoot the friggin' containment unit.
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Also, I am reminded of the WWII raids on the coast of France to steal technical examples of the "Wurzburg" coastal defense radar.
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These involved commando raids which had to take along a rather nervous civilian specialist for the purposes of knowing what to take, taking the correct scientific notes on the non-removable stuff, and so on and so forth. (Particularly nervous given the whole "shoot him if he could be captured" order to prevent the information transfer from going the wrong way.)
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i.e., another use for power armor is when you have to take one of your squishy specialists along to the firefight.
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:10 PM
oh good
14:10
escort missions
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everyone's favorite
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(Operation Biting, for those who want the historical details.)
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of course, modern technology might provide a solution for the frustrated commando facing a escort mission
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i'm curious about how wireless communications will hold up in equiv-tech fights in the future; there's less jamming and infowar currently than i might expect
14:13
if it's reasonably possible, and you're working in a area that has been temporarily cleared anyway, telepresence might be a option
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 2:14 PM
For your “combat specialists” you explicitly need the soph on site Or else he could be working at a FOB or somewhere outside of the battlefield
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fair point
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 2:17 PM
I can imagine a specialized version of the power armor that has added focus on sensors and on user-freindlyness
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:17 PM
well I had a go at drawing my dumb idea, but it didn't turn out quite right
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better than anything i could draw
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:19 PM
yeah but it doesn't convey the absurdity I wanted it to
14:19
:V
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 2:22 PM
I’d imagine it would look nasa hardshell suit with some guns and sensors attached
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 2:23 PM
well that's another index card to languish in my collection for later bemusement
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2020 3:05 PM
My personal objective for power armor is as Winter set out in toughSF so many months ago
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Enable the wearer to have ballistic armor and NBC gear covering their body without hurting their mobility
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Which leads to surprisingly lithe and humanlike designs
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A 15mm AP DU round with a 200gr powder charge could probably kill it.
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If not, 5 to the same spot probably would.
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 3:09 PM
…microburst…
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Strangelet gun?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 3:12 PM
that's more for scouring planets
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maybe sterilizing stellar neighborhoods
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depends on the assumptions
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Although it would undoubtedly still be effective against power armour.
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For certain values of 'effective'.
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sdschildberg 01/13/2020 3:14 PM
Power armor does not necessitate bringing out warcrime weapons! Aiming for the sensors or C4I systems would make the armor unable to command the deathbots
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2020 3:15 PM
is that really what you want
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what if they fail deadly
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That's why you control them from offworld.
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Is this whole discussion on power armor somehow related to the "Terrible Writing Advice" episode on Military Sci-fi?
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Morgrim Moon 01/13/2020 6:16 PM
I don't know that nuclear will ever be an effecient power armour power source, just by sheer mass. And I'm not even talking the radiation shielding. A fissionable mass of weapons-grade uranium is still 10kg, and you extract power from THAT via steam
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(critical mass is 15kg)
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and I doubt you'd want to use your bomb quality stuff on the battlefield; U-235 is more like 30kg
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antimatter reactor it is
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i think a potent radioisotope would be a good alternative still, just with the downside of lacking any sort of throttle
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it guarantees you have a glowing thermal signature, but as weapon technology advances stealth becomes less and less practical anyway
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and if you pick the right isotope you can get most of that as alpha or beta, so it could go without significant shielding
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Morgrim Moon 01/14/2020 2:34 AM
Question of how to extract the energy from it remains
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Probably a thermoelectric generator. Given that it's a short-lived, hot-running RTG, a thermionic converter might work as well, and would be substantially more efficient. The big problem is cooling the blasted thing; you're looking at kilowatts of heat being generated just to get a single kw of power out. (edited)
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MarcusAurelius 01/14/2020 1:36 PM
RTGs also have terrible power to weight ratios
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2020 1:37 PM
the mythical betavoltaic
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Wikipedia seems to suggest that they exist, but are very very low power and wouldn't work for power armour.
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high output, short-lifespan RTGs are a unusual and largely unexplored area of design, so its possible that they're very low power because no one has wanted to make a high power, short lifespan betavoltaic (or other RTGs)
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As a minor spin-off of the union talk over on #random , I self-note that I really should write something, sometime about the Empire's nearest equivalent. Because the conceit of unions is that they know how to manage labor better than employers can. And so, all right, then, says the free market. You show us that. So as well as contract brokers, like Service Gate, you get muster associations, who are the people you call when you need bulk labor and are in the business not only of brokering contracts for it, but of guaranteeing quality of work to their counterparties and services (including the built-in-to-the-structure collective bargaining) to their subscribers/members. (edited)
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But their existence and ability to function is based not only on being able to deliver better pay, benefits, and services to their members, but also better quality of labor and lowered overheads to the businesses they serve at the other end. So they have to be good, and their incentives are aligned with both sides of the deal, which is what you want from an organization that's fundamentally in the optimization business.
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So they’ve got agencies? What defenses do they have against their abuses?
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Hire a different one.
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I mean, they work for you . In the most literal sense of the phrase.
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That’s how agents in the various entertainment industries are supposed to work. In practice, a vindictive agent can ruin a career and there’s nothing their former client can do about it
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sdschildberg 01/15/2020 6:00 PM
in effect, there's power to be gained from posing as the voice of the employees
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Same goes for unions, except they're much more monopolistic. (Which is part of the problem with entertainment industry agents, because the entertainment industry is more incestuous than a Lannister clambake.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/15/2020 6:14 PM
I'm certain the eldrae wouldn't put up with closed shop legislation, how would they view the equivalent arrived at in a contract? Unethical? Or just dumb?
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The sort of thing that the labor seller might ask for jokingly, but the labor buyer would be considered insane to actually give away.
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Unless they were receiving some truly spectacular concessions in exchange.
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(I mean, spectacular . I'm not entirely sure what you'd have to offer someone to sign a contract they could only get out of by terminating their entire workforce, but....)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/15/2020 6:17 PM
In which case it may be dumb for the other side.
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Yeah. It's deep into "this has bad deal sign written all over it" territory. Much like, from the other side, "unpaid interships", "unpaid overtime", or "other duties as assigned".
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/15/2020 6:21 PM
("If we fail, you can sell us as slaves") 😉 (edited)
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All this being said, by Imperial standards, Earthling labor relations are hopelessly adversarial, and while they can understand how they got that way, we are now trapped in one of the dumbest Nash equilibria imaginable.
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(It's one of the reasons that we would not rate terribly highly as a market on their scale, because if every hiring of someone to do something is an adversarial negotiation, well, eesh. That's just a profit-sucking, motivation-sucking, morale-sucking swamp of Just Bad Business.)
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("We're supposed to be trading together for our mutual benefit, here. If either of us can't approach these dealings in that spirit, then we shouldn't be dealing at all . Good day to you, sir.")
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[though that is by no means something that is planet-wide, by any stretch]
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[fair to say]
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But where it is true... Moloch wins again; everyone else loses.
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Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In The Imperial Navy, #n: E-mail critiques of the enemy's starship designs to their celestime architects in order to "feel sufficiently challenged".
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That sounds very eldrae
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I should think the Navy would encourage that sort of behaviour (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 9:56 AM
it compromises the goal of "sieze every unfair advantage"
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"Just enjoy god mode battlespace supremacy while you have it, okay?"
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2020 12:05 PM
By all means, compose that email. But then archive it.
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BluejayHurricane 01/16/2020 12:08 PM
Or else let intelligence doctor it first
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2020 12:08 PM
send it to your mates
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since it is, presumably, a great list of ways to force the target into a disadvantageous condition
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 5:35 AM
Imperial reception of Factorio…?
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"the one time an eldrae would enjoy playing the bad guy" V:
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maybe, plus you don't really pollute all that much of the planet
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even the biggest factories are surrounded by pristine wilderness if you go a couple KM out
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(and the native fauna seem to be fish, and extremely aggressive possibly-rogue-bioweapons)
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 6:27 AM
they're just territorial until you start polluting
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yeah, but they seem to eat pollution. And yet attack sources of it anyway.
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and they're on a planet with a perfectly habitable biosphere with not a trace of complex civilization
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 6:40 AM
could be like sharks attacking undersea cables; the "pollution" contains inadvertant prey-markers
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might be, it still strikes me as odd that after absorbing enough pollution, they go from maybe cat-sized to car-sized, but with no apparent negative health effects
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 6:41 AM
Admittedly I've never played Factorio
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fair enough
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 6:42 AM
It looks like, to me, a frustrating combo of game elements I love with game elements I dislike
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its pretty much a combo of game elements i like with game elements i like
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so the only reason i stopped playing it was burnout after something like a few thousand hours
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 6:43 AM
I love crafting games where I build things to make other things, but I get frustrated when it then goes "nope! You haven't pedantically super optimised it, no progress for you! Go back and do it again!" It's why I uninstalled SpaceChem
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 6:56 AM
nah you can absolutely kludge everything
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you might regret it later but you can
06:56
there's infinite land area after all
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the real limiter is processing power
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(really its memory bandwidth iirc but close enough)
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 7:00 AM
hm, it's probably changed since I played it, I can't remember if that was early access or not. It was the LWCW about... 4 years ago?
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 7:00 AM
memory latency I think which is related but distinct
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 7:00 AM
3 years?
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 7:00 AM
Strictly speaking it's still early access
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 7:00 AM
damnit I hate trying to figure out timelines
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 7:01 AM
Launches 1.0 in September this year, or so the plan goes
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but the devs are a shining example of dedicated and skilled dev teams, so its very much debugged and feature-complete
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they've done quite a lot since 4 years ago
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2020 7:02 AM
maybe I'll poke some videos once I get a new computer built
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I'm trying to buy a fridge right now
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 7:02 AM
The only pressure to progress is the biters, and they can be configured.
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So if you want you can turn them down (or off) and just sprawl indefinitely.
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You can get to the rocket relatively easily with kludge; it's when you start trying to push for the speedrun challenge or maximum rockets-per-minute that you have to start getting crazy.
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BluejayHurricane 01/17/2020 10:07 AM
The progress barrier is “can I live with my terrible factory when doing this and this would be better”. You can build exactly as well as you want to. I can’t recommend it highly enough, except that it can eat time like you wouldn’t believe.
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 10:23 AM
if only I could lay another belt of time…
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BluejayHurricane 01/17/2020 10:44 AM
It’s Turing complete, so you technically could, but the required factory to simulate the universe is kind of complicated.
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2020 10:50 AM
I'm sure Wube will optimize for yottafactories soon…
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Matrioshka brain factory
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Feeds off of the pollution of its inner layers
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sdschildberg 01/18/2020 1:34 PM
The phrase of the day describes those who are so loyal to follow the object of their loyalty into death
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Loyalty unto death is usually too reasonable to count as traäzik ulalath , particularly as "loyalty to the mission to the death" is expected of sentinels who can't find a better way to fulfil it. This phrase is specifically reserved for loyalty unto the Madness Place .
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2020 1:46 PM
the madness place does not preclude death, of course
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/18/2020 2:02 PM
And now I'm picturing exactly that kind of down-the-madness-rabbit-hole that RD did, but with Great Cosmic Power.
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sdschildberg 01/18/2020 2:05 PM
This sorta behavior is a favorite of Paperclip Maximizers
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The hard part is learning to distinguish between this sort of thing and Beyond The Impossible.
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"How loyal are they?" "Yes."
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Incidentally, for those not following the architecture talk over on the Tough SF server, if you want to envision what baseline-not-historical-or-culturally-adjusted Imperial architecture looks like, blend classical/neoclassical with Art Deco, Streamline Moderne, Googie, and Populuxe, then evolve from there. Y'know, the architecture of Luxury, Exuberance, Optimism, Progress, and The Future. (Before we vomited up our cultural self-confidence and ended up in "modern".)
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What sort of plattform is Discourse @Overmind?
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Web/app based forum with long-form chat-like ease of use. https://discourse.org/
Discourse is modern forum software for your community. Use it as a mailing list, discussion forum, long-form chat room, and more!
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Ultimately I'm looking to use it to replace WordPress comments, too, to provide a much user-friendlier place.
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sdschildberg 01/22/2020 1:58 PM
What will happen to the discord?
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I don't have any current plans to decommission it, or anything like.
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But I am , admittedly, hoping this will provide a better option for many of its current uses.
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ok so i'm trying to figure out how this works
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for some reason it won't let my sync my discord account
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Just noticed that myself. Working on it!
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Okay, I think the discord login thing should be working now.
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how do I navigate to it? It's not in the spot it was
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Ah there it is
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Apparently it gives you this nice certificate. (edited)
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... because of course Discord can't preview SVGs for some reason...
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hmm i didn't get that
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Did you go through "discobot"'s tutorial thing?
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Yeah, you have to run through the whole of that to be "certified".
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no discobot pissed me off
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Well, it's not compulsory.
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wow, i tried to view that svg using gimp and it did not work well
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I'll try imagemagicking it.
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it works if you just load it using your browser though, i forgot that svg is supported by modern browsers
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it showed up as a png from the start for me
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Great. Another site that I will need a new account for. Yay.
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You should be able to log in with your Discord account.
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(Or, if you want to take a moment for me to set it up, Google, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, or Github.)
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I got it set up with discord, that should be good.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/22/2020 3:31 PM
I like the idea of it but
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ehhh
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most of my communiies are here and I don't want to split further
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Well, this place won't be going away anytime soon.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/22/2020 5:07 PM
Is there a dark theme available for the discord?
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There will be! (For the Discourse, that is.)
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And now there is.
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i still think that extremely high velocity microprojectiles can work
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you just need that uhhh
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whatever the fancy technical term for "creates a vacuum channel by rapid heating of air via pulse laser" is
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that, or now that i think about it a 2-round burst mode might also work
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big issue is i'm still not sure how the heck to do the math here, it's a sort of odd intersection of relativistic beam/physical projectile that doesn't seem to be covered well by the approximations used for either of those.
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there was that one software suite i found a while back, i ought to take another look at that i suppose
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0111narwhalz 01/22/2020 5:59 PM
works just fine in a vacuum
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BluejayHurricane 01/22/2020 11:59 PM
@Overmind The links to the discourse aren't playing nice with chrome on iPhone. I'm gettting a SSL Protocol Error. I think that the browser might be trying to append https:// to the front of the link, and my early testing says doing that makes things go bad (not just on phone). Safari works, though.
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Hrm. I shall see if anything can be tweaked.
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 1:27 AM
Re latest post: there's no good economic reason to jump out of perfectly good aeroplanes, and very sound economics reasons not to, but that doesn't seem to stop anyone
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I might need to get that t-shirt if I ever open commissions again
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 7:21 AM
https://videosgifs.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/chica-ninja.gif Eldrae-approved approach to a bar fight in the Expansion Regions
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complete with not starting the fight, but waiting until someone else breaches the Accord and then firmly finishing it
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0111narwhalz 01/23/2020 8:55 AM
The jacket flick at the end is perfection itself
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Morgrim Moon 01/23/2020 8:58 AM
and the cane strut with the umbrella
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What would Imperials think of the Golden Rule?
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BluejayHurricane 01/23/2020 12:47 PM
I think “as they would like to be treated, but err on the side of courtesy” would probably work better
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True, but as a general principle, it would jive with the whole ‘balanced exchange’ thing that they have going on.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2020 1:02 PM
I'd expect they'd want to call it a golden guideline, since an actual rule would necessarily be much more precise.
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True.
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As Atomic Rockets points out here ( http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/spacelaw.php#id--Metalaw ) the problem is that not everyone wants to be treated the same: The "golden rule" would have you treating the aliens the way you want to be treated, which is not what the aliens want at all. Assuming that the aliens want the same treatment you want is rank parochialism at best and vile chauvinism at worst. (Hell, you don't even have to go across species for that one. Ask me how well the normies take to treating conversations as a no-holds-barred idea-wrestling contest. Took me quite a while to figure that one out.)
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They'd be fonder of the Silver Rule ("do not do unto others as you would not have them do unto you"), which in many ways can be seen as a Fundamental Contract varietal. And in practice, game theory suggests the provocable-but-clement variant on the Brazen Rule ("do unto others as they do unto you, but not forever"). (edited)
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sdschildberg 01/24/2020 9:58 AM
The golden rule classic assumes uniformity of psychology and culture across its subjects Don’t unto others fits a decent chunk of the golden rule’s base cases
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Of course, there is also the concept that virtues are practiced primarily for their and your own sake, not for that of those they may benefit. One is honest, courteous, just, and kind even to those who may not deserve and do not reciprocate it, because a gentlesoph has no need to lower himself to do otherwise.
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(Under certain circumstances this may lead to someone being very kindly stabbed in the spleen, but there's no need to be unpleasant about such unfortunate necessities. Lowness is for the low.)
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Notice that the Golden Rule was strongly espoused by european cristianity, ie a culture group with structures for enforcing itself and an official religious leader.
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it's here (edited)
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So, within the christian understanding, it works fine until it has to talk to pagans and barbarians et al (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/24/2020 11:04 AM
What
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Golden Rule breaks down even more simply because
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Well, what if you’re a masochist
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Apparently a lot of poor business decisions in the tech field have come from inventor-entrepreneurs expecting their employees to be as obsessive-compulsive as themselves
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Confucious had his own version that the Empire might have considered pre-contact: "Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself."
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sdschildberg 01/24/2020 11:48 AM
Don’t unto others
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I need to do another archive binge on Freefall :)
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As a side note, while as said this place ain't going away as a place for chat, even discussion, I'd take it as a kindness if direct questions and the like made it over to the Discourse just so that the answers and such become something that can be readily found and searched for by everyone, not just awkwardly by us Discord-folks. (edited)
Overmind pinned a message to this channel. 01/24/2020 4:10 PM
Xenoangel joined the server. 01/25/2020 8:04 PM
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/26/2020 10:31 AM
waves to @Xenoangel
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Two of us angels around, eh? 😛
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Oh hey, that's somewhat rare!
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I'll mostly be lurking (I write fantasy more than sci fi, and slowly at that), but I'm glad to talk if anyone's want to!
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@Overmind send us these theories so we may laugh
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Please?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 4:20 PM
funny, I can't load the Discourse channel at all
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ah, it cleared up
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and I'm curious what is meant by theories
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you mean people are just emailing you their crack headcanons?
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sdschildberg 01/27/2020 4:29 PM
Given that economics apparently is a science, it could be anything
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The problem is that economics is a science, economics is a social science, and economics is wishful thinking, yet we call them all by the same name.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2020 4:48 PM
Social science... wishful thinking. What's the difference between these two? (edited)
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:^)
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might just be you doing maintenance, but the website is down currently:
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not a huge deal, but i figured it'd be best to let you know
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Yeah, we're in the middle of a server move, which is technically complete, but not all the records have propagated yet. Normal service should be resumed just as soon as everything is normal anyway.
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We should now be all up and fluffy. If you still can't reach the site, clear your DNS caches and try again.
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If relevant, enjoy the new IPv6ness.
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that's fine, i mainly only visit the website when there's a new article up or when i'm searching for one in particular
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as far as i can tell i've already read all or nearly all of them already
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 8:11 AM
Or a particularly Imperial way of saying "no, you cannot talk or buy your way out of this one, bub."
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Enderminion 01/29/2020 9:23 AM
see, if your objective is to take land rather than kill people, you can get paid twice by threatening to kill them unless they leave and pay a toll
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BluejayHurricane 01/29/2020 10:48 AM
“Pillage, then burn”
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Site doesn’t work.
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Oh yeah.
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Right.
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In what way doesn't work?
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404 not found.
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What URL?
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Okay, I see the problem. Poking it now.
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Should be fixed.
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Seems fixed.
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@BizarroLand ♀ To answer with annoying seriousness, social science is mostly guesswork, but wishful thinking is working backwards from the answer you want to get. @Morgrim Moon @Jade Nekotenshi Sounds kind of like the 'verse version of the Sorrowful Men. "I regret this necessity, but I have a contract."
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bug report for the new website: The homepage seems to be a bit odd and doesn't use https
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that's where it goes if you click the "home" button, but it's the right page even if the URL is odd
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BluejayHurricane 01/29/2020 6:09 PM
I hit a certificate issue on mobile, as well.
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Thanks. Looks like there was a problem with the Apache config for http->https redirection not updating when it should have. Should be fixed now.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/29/2020 7:11 PM
Very peculiar thing - the site takes notably longer to load over ipv4 than over ipv6 for me. I suspect that's something janky with my ISP, because it's not the first time I've seen that, but it's still a little odd.
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Is this "soul repo" business a rather literal version of resurrectionism? Or something more sinister?
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If you die somewhere uncivilized, soul-repo agents are the people who your incarnation insurer hires to go get your stack back.
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(Usually - that being the legit soul-repo business.)
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Depending on where you died, this job can include everything from tedious lawyering to Send In The Mercs.
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But mostly it involves a whole lot of graverobbing on backward-ass planets.
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Morgrim Moon 01/29/2020 8:55 PM
And the general awkward of "well according to local culture they've been very respectful to your remains, they just don't grok vector stacks"?
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Yep.
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Awkward
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sdschildberg 01/29/2020 9:15 PM
Diplomatic incidents ICC
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 12:09 AM
Thought: building toys would be a hit among young eldrae.
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Morgrim Moon 02/01/2020 12:11 AM
yep. Start with blocks or lego (not sure what degree of coordination they get decanted with), work up through mechano to full networked things
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Probably a hit with old eldrae, too. They don't seem the type to ever really grow out of an enthusiasm.
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though, you'd probably want to make them more functional
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lego's are 75% aesthetic, but with the right technology that lego helicopter can actually fly
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Morgrim Moon 02/01/2020 2:11 AM
I was mostly thinking that lego are a good intermediary for more advanced things
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ah, yeah good point
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it does help a lot with learning the spatial bits of building things, even if its largely aesthetic (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 02/01/2020 2:16 AM
and a LOT with the engineering construction
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2020 2:18 AM
in the Eldraeverse, KSP is a real toy
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 10:58 PM
Random question: what accent would the eldrae sound like if they had to speak English
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Morgrim Moon 02/01/2020 11:01 PM
they like precision, so possibly newsreader british english?
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 11:02 PM
But condescending
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Have you heard the English?
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Anyway, questions like that to the Discourse, plz.
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sdschildberg 02/01/2020 11:04 PM
Ok
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...or not.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/02/2020 12:01 PM
I forget what a clockbow is, offhand. A gas-and-clockwork-powered autocrossbow kind of along the lines of the one in Van Helsing or what Edgar uses in Final Fantasy VI?
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Clockwork bow, IIRC.
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Enderminion 02/02/2020 4:57 PM
Superbowl time
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Do imperial soldiers have the option to keep or buy out their service weapons when they finish a tour of duty? (especially given the IN's attitude towards personalization)
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BluejayHurricane 02/02/2020 7:35 PM
Also, do they get to keep the milspec augments, as a related question.
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I think those have been stated to be kept...? I might be imagining that.
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it seems like demanding that an eldrae downgrade their augs is unlikely to go well.
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The most they might do would be requesting politely that they remove any classified data recorded on them. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/03/2020 1:01 PM
that part is probably a contractual obligation, I'd think.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:07 PM
I should maybe say I don't really see the point in most cyberpunk-type augs
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The ones that involve sacrificing some function in the lower four limbs, for instance, for a relatively narrow purpose
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Or using ones that can't generally be removed or upgraded even though they are almost certain to be surpassed sooner or later
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:11 PM
God help us if Apple gets into the bodyparts market.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:12 PM
Indeed
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"Unfortunately, a motor in your iLeg has failed. We'll need to remove and replace your leg. Since our diagnostics data says it was at one point repaired by an unauthorized provider, we'll be billing you the full £$10000." (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:13 PM
repo men
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/03/2020 1:13 PM
I mean, that's about the cost of repairing a biological one...
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(Seriously, after insurance, I ended up paying about $12000 for my last knee repair)
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:15 PM
Sidenote: this sort of talk is what the best cyberpunk is about, not “cybernetics steal your soul”.
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Or backdoors on bodyparts. No fly=no augs.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:20 PM
anyone else got jailbroken iKnees
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 1:21 PM
I installed Linux on my leg and even though sometimes it doesn't work for no apparent reason, when it does, it uses 30% less system resources and it's all open source
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upshot of jailbreaking your joints, you can turn off the safety features and get more power out of them. Downside: those safety features were there for a reason (edited)
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 1:22 PM
ThumbDrive fingers marketed like AirPods
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:25 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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I'm really sensitive to fingore
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 1:27 PM
does the thumb illusion
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:28 PM
I knew a fella who could move the joints of his fingers independently
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It was unsettling
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wait..
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0111narwhalz 02/03/2020 1:44 PM
*waiting*
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:V
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 1:45 PM
I said that already oh god it's the early-onset Alzheimers setting in (edited)
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Enderminion 02/03/2020 2:26 PM
Pay your IBrain service fees then
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their support sucks, they just say "turn it off and on again" and then get confused when you stop talking to them in the middle of the call. (edited)
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It gets interesting / funny when one considers a situation where an AKV AI is raised to full sophonce. And then said pilot buys their AKV shell. (swap example vehicle according to taste)
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Which polity was that ex-missile AI working for again?
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snicker What happens when the Ekione of War wants to take a vacation 😄
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Isn’t the Eikone of War a hyperdreadnought?
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Which polity was that ex-missile AI working for again?
Don't remember that. I'm thinking of hte AKV that had the medal attached.
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Yes. Yes it is
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/03/2020 5:21 PM
I don't want to know what happens when she takes a vacation (edited)
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And I think neither do most people over there
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sdschildberg 02/03/2020 5:25 PM
Go and armchair admiral on Space Discord.
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probably
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could we get the discourse to stop spamming my email with pings about every single post made in the server? I can't find an option to turn it off
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mute #discourse ?
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no my actual email
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the bot sends me an email to my email account every time someone posts
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Oh... Disable push notifications for it?
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couldn't find that option
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User icon/username/Preferences/Emails
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Thanks (edited)
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Praise @Overmind !
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Someone save me. I've self-fanficced again.
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 3:43 PM
The footnotes in the Discourse copy are not superscript.
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...it may not support that. Never tried it before.
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 3:48 PM
Have you considered using Unicode superscript characters, e.g. ¹
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I have not. I shall.
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0111narwhalz 02/05/2020 3:50 PM
They're in the superscripts and subscripts block, predictably enough, at 2070.
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Except for ¹²³ which are in the C1 Controls and Latin-1 Supplement block at 0080… :V
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ooh, a official worm crossover
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i am interested (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 02/06/2020 9:50 PM
Would it be correct to say that the Empire has less a moral compass than an aesthetic one (plus an unwillingness to overlook the little things)?
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I'd say they have a pretty solid moral compass; it's just pointed Up and to the Left instead of a more classic north/south/east/west bend
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 10:01 PM
They have a perfectly functional bright vs dark and blue vs orange compass Just not ours.
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2020 10:11 PM
They have an ethical compass, and their ethical calculus is very well-defined.
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They could write it out as a function, probably.
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@Buggy @KAL_9000 While I probably won't be continuing any time soon, have some notes-fu: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/self-crossover-wyrm/80/2
So, for the benefit of the interested, here’s some of that sketchy background: Theme: things are definitely lighter than in canon Worm, since the nature of crossovers means infection with some 'verse thematics. Specifically relevant ones probably including “Sciencing The...
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On moral compasses, what they said, both in terms of strict ethical rules and virtue ethics. Although an intolerance of overlooking the little things is bang on.
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 10:25 PM
One of their little quirks is being detail oriented in general.
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Beatings will continue until settings moves from cynism to idealism
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 10:30 PM
Taylor still needs therapy, but the body and brain and mind she’s running around in will make the process easier
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One day they will develop the Sidereal Exalted power to punch abstract concepts, and it will be so satisfying .
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2020 10:30 PM
we all know exactly which concept is the first on the list
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 10:31 PM
Sidenote: Exalted is exactly the sorta TTRPG that’s popular over there And this culture would find stats monkeying to be fun (edited)
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how would the Transcend know to pick 'Skitter' as a ironic name, future-peeking hijinks? IIRC she didn't get that name until a few months after she got powers, and she didn't pick it herself either, someone just came up with it for their in-universe wiki after she was sighted in action
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but i approve either way, a techlekinetic thinker/brute/tinker without shard fetters and meddling is... strong
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Not so much future-peeking, sideways-peeking.
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ah, got it
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headcanon for how to merge the two 'verses physics:
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so Worm seems like its... basically running on hard determinism. There are quite a few instances of future sight and similar that are more-or-less infalliable or astonishingly consistent, to the point of having extremely accurate predictions of the entire world with all the shard-meddling years into the future, and the only exceptions seem to be when the shards themselves have intentional limitations on that
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(They may then have tweaked the bytegeist’s motion drivers to make it likely that that name would be picked, because using a small moon’s worth of computronium on predictive simulations to make obscure jokes no-one else will get is fun , right? 😂 )
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which obviously doesn't jive with the logos
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(hey, the Transcend's gotta amuse themselves somehow. It's all too easy to forget that behind the moon brains and dyson swarms, they're a person too.)
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with so many paracasual elements in play, and even with the constant meddling and moon brains at hand it would probably stretch credulity to not only make predictions of that accuracy, but make them so easily that it's no problem at all for various capes to make dozens of predictions a day or even update them in real time
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so, what if the shards are effectively suppressing the logos?
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which would add a extra element of horror and we-need-to-kill-these-things-dead to them
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(and it would make big T's gifts a bit of a shake up, since anyone with predictive powers would notice things getting progressively more... fuzzy, as she gained influence)
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(and would also provide reasonable protection against the two people who have a "I win" button rooted in such things) (edited)
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Certainly the control mechanisms built into them would effectively depress logistic activity, as control mechanisms in general do.
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:35 PM
She has good matchups vs fortune teller/4 moves ahead of you types.
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have you read Worm? Because there's a specific example i'm thinking of but I'm not sure if it's okay to spoil it
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2020 11:37 PM
She's gonna blow the Hell out of Wormverse, that's obvious to all of us here
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(all the way through it, I mean. It's spoilers for stuff near the end)
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I have, but best spoiler-text it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2020 11:37 PM
How that happens remains to be seen
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There is one cape, possibly the strongest cape, who due to a series of (un)fortunate events got a almost entirely unfettered future-prediction/manipulation shard straight from one of the Entities. Her name is Contessa
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2020 11:38 PM
I pity the Trio, though.
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And Lung. And Bakuda. And Kaiser...
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(and Jack Slash... and Echidna...)
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(etc. etc. ad nauseam)
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:39 PM
Her powersets are 1. Warping the future (strong vs future seers) 2. Alien grade tech (because spacegun is a valid power) 3. Telekenisis + electrokenisis 4. Big brain moves
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In essence, her power is simple. She asks how to do something, and her shard gives her a list of steps. If she follows it, it happens. Always. And there's no noticable upper limit; she's been working on a decades-long plan with tens of thousands of steps
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2020 11:40 PM
I know about contessa, hah
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:40 PM
I’m pretty sure such commitment to long range planning from a human would be considered impressive
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in short, a "I win" button, because all she has to do is ask how to win and it tells her, and it's very consistent about giving a list of steps she can actually follow
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She has no other powers, nothing physical or such, but she can pretty easily win in a fight against just about any powered cape because it's a flat out "I win" button. Most people who are aware of her are rightfully terrified
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understandably, this power is not only crazy strong, it wouldn't even work against someone with a functioning logos because it's basically dependant on having things be nice and deterministic. So it only makes sense that the shards would be jamming everyone, not just the people who they've got their manipulators in.
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I note that some PtV-proximal powers do exist in the ‘verse. (We see some of the low-level kind in Duel , but the Transcend, the Conclave of Clionomy, etc., have pretty good predictive simulations and other proleptic software.)
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oh absolutely, but i think the PtV is too powerful even compared to those; it'd either have to be toned down a little from canon or have some other explanation
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:46 PM
And the conclave of clinomy works well with paracasality So the gimmick of “no more future vision for you” might be temporary
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Alternatively, PtV is good enough (as is the Simurgh) to compensate for the noise level created by regular folks and logos-depressed paras. (ISTR that PtV doesn’t hand you a thousand steps guaranteed to work perfectly regardless, but course-corrects along the way.)
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:52 PM
Good enough is good enough And with shorter range, self correcting plans, the gimmick of future vision isn’t completely dead (edited)
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Now once you get people with world-shaking abilities running around unsuppressed...
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sort of tangential, but I still wonder what the Endbringers are
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i don't think it's even been brought up in the sequel yet, though i haven't been up to date on reading it
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i need to go and finish reading Ward
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2020 11:56 PM
I'm only 1/2 of the way thru worm
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I'm fearless about spoilers because of the earlier crossover attempt
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fair enough
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and yeah, Wildbrow writes like crazy
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sdschildberg 02/06/2020 11:59 PM
In general, a crashed eldrae works well among superheroes as the “weird alien, with powers because they’re an alien” and “tech master able to whip up anything” classes.
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but with a side order of shaking everything up, because they haven't got any silly limitations on distributing tech or making it self-replicating
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(and unlike many mad scientists, they understand the power of DRONES! DRONES I SAY!)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2020 12:01 AM
Bonesaw understands drones!
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kind of.
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aye! 10 points to her for understanding them
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-1,000,000 points for... everything else
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but eh, shards didn't exactly help her avoid any of that i guess
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:03 AM
But out hypothetical eldrae-on-a-superteam struggles with the problem of, well, working with the locals and the teammates. After all, being from space and having a mind “vast and cool” doesn’t help either
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also, political arguments
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political arguments everywhere
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Yeah, not suffering from non-replicability tech-wise is a superpower all of its own.
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they have a strong opinion about how things ought to work and they are not afraid to tell you why exactly they're right
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people always underestimate replicability
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even fairly primitive... anything can do a job really well if there are enough of them
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even if they don't do it all that efficiently or quickly or such
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i'd rather face a metaphorical navy seal than 1,000 cheap drones with handguns metaphorically taped to them
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a high-tech excavator moves a hill, a low-tech replicating excavator drone moves a mountain. And then a mountain range. And then you probably start looking for where you put the shut down codes
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:09 AM
For anyone saddeling themselves with thinking of “eldrae among the humans”, any long term social interactions, such as relationships, are going to be interesting How do the space elves go about the whole romance thing anyways? (edited)
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With formality and extravagance.
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(And with lengthy engagements, considering that life is looooong.)
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 12:17 AM
Taking it very slow, very deliberate, like all their other intersophont intersections
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Cursed idea: Eldraeverse × Puella Magi Madoka Magica
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it's contract time
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2020 11:44 AM
that really makes me breh
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The Eldrae will at least provide better disclosure for the contracts
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key thing there is also that Eldrae are much more forgiving about opt-out clauses where they can manage it
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... did you all spontanously jump to the default eldraeverse crossover being the eldrae replace the incubators
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Well, I guess if the eldrae discovered that the only source of entropy-defying energy was the emotional trauma of teenage girls that would put them in a bit of a bind
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I meant this as a joke, but if I remember my lore correctly any emotion of any species can defy entropy, the Incubators are just impatient and went for the strongest emotions.
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It's still harsh, due to the nature of the contract. I think the Eldrae would still have a problem.
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I watched the anime recently, so its somewhat fresh in my mind still. The issue isn't that young, unstable girls are the only source.. it's just that they're the most efficient source.
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And they very deliberately only provide the minimum answer to any question that is asked of them
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I would strongly suspect that the nature of the contract itself would be incredibly offensive to them. Not the terms or what you're signing on for, but the fact that the full nature of the deal is not disclosed beforehand
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Right, so if eldrae were doing the incubator role, you'd see a much more in depth discussion of the downsides prior to acceptance. Of course, they would then get a much lower hit rate or probably focus more on adults even with the lower entropy return. And then the eldrae themselves certainly have emotions, meaning no particular need to go show up on human doorsteps.
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I think, 'what if some eldrae signed a contract' could be sorta neat, but it doesn't feel like a story with legs. It's either very similar to a normal eldraeverse thing but with weirder magic, or you'd have to drop them unexpectedly into the way the humans are being presented with it and they try to declare war against the Incubators.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 3:08 PM
They aren’t emotionless machines. They have and celebrate passions.
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I wonder how they would feel about trying to uplift something into having the right sort of traits to be able to take a magical contract.
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sdschildberg 02/07/2020 3:10 PM
“Familiar” as a contract position
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@Unknown It often is, albeit riddled with loopholes in the familiar's favor.
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I mean, the non-D&D versions
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Idea: Store fusion fuel as metallic hydrogen so it doesn't leak
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2020 6:51 PM
Problem: temperature and pressure
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/07/2020 8:55 PM
IF not for that, the density advantage is nice too. But pressure is a butt.
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0111narwhalz 02/07/2020 9:41 PM
problem: almost as fail-deadly as antimatter
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Today's tl;dr on 'verse Lovecraftian romance-fu: "GOD EXISTS, AND IT SHIPS EVERYONE ." <horror sting>
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Enderminion 02/14/2020 2:41 PM
Anyone got a link to the post on the equity Concord
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Or the commie state
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@Overmind is gravitic implosion like a black hole weapon?
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Not quite black hole, but it does create a very intense localized gravity well, leading to the same sort of effects.
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oh god
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sophgetti?
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0111narwhalz 02/15/2020 2:26 PM
praise spaghet
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...that is the worst word ever.
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I thought that was nano[LAST PART OF WORD REDACTED FOR RULES REASONS] or something.
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That's just the Most Annoying Word Ever.
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So that gets to be the most annoying, but spaghet is the worst, then? Hmm.
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"sophgetti" was the one I was referring to.
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0111narwhalz 02/15/2020 2:32 PM
where does "moist" rank
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/15/2020 3:25 PM
Y'know... I had a faction in my 'verse that uses gravitic imploders, but I hadn't thought it through beyond the structural effects. Yeah, bad, bad news.
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an area-of-effect weapon strong enough to tear apart hardened structures designed to survive high g-forces on a regular basis... well, area of effect means it hits the contents of those structures too.
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which are most likely not so hardened, be they machinery or people
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so... sophgetti
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Shlock features a lot of gravy weapons, actually. Usually you don't see it used against infantry, unless said infantry are boarding a warship that can still use gravy
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which is Why You Do Not Board A Functional Warship
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results vary from "my control is fine enough to suspend you harmlessly in the air for my crew to politely disarm you, possibly figuritively, if i haven't done so myself."
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to "oh, my arm is over there now, nice."
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to "well, that deck is going to need to be refabbed. Sanitation Engineer to deck 5. And 6. And 4."
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armored suits with inertial dampening can help mitigate this. A little. The warship usually wins, though.
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BluejayHurricane 02/15/2020 5:30 PM
That's an unplesant image. You win a fight by making the enemy unwilling to keep fighting, so the target may actually be the crew and not the ship, and generators can be smaller.
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Schlock does things a bit different because gravitics serve as both the primary drive for all modern starfaring vessels, the primary shielding method, and the go-to close-range weapon
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so a warship, by necessity of needing a drive that can both shield against nuke-and-above yield weaponry, accelerate at the 100s or 1000s of g needed in combat, etc is going to have at least a crude but powerful weapon in the form of the Kzinti Lesson
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the question is more a matter of how fine the control is
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“We are transmitting this message by using our gravitics to reverberate it through your hull.” (edited)
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it is at that point you should be very worried, because your opponent has demonstrated that they are close to you, they have the power to completely overwhelm your ship, and they have the fine control to do hopefully figurative surgery on anything inside said ship.
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'verse ship AIs probably have enough fine tractor-pressor control to do the use-your-hull-as-a-speaker trick, but since you have to close to within point-defense envelope range to practically use 'em, you've presumably already delivered a stern talking-to by that point.
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i wonder, would it be possible to project fields through solid objects?
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a tractor-pressor is basically a cylinder of force by my understanding, but maybe you could implement something like the native eldrae phased-array technique to do that
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it would be awfully useful in a very small number of combat scenarios, and also useful in a wider range of civilian stuff
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In theory, you can. In practice, the big problem is aiming .
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e.g. "we have this vessel, and woe, we now need to board it. Or we would, if we weren't carrying the handy 'crush their heads from 50,000 KM' box."
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ah, fair point
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of course, you could probably do something elaborate like give boarders fire support from the ship in a much more discerning manner than just about any other type of fire, but that has issues and its very niche (and boarding isn't exactly common anyway)
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Also, there's a tradeoff between powerful gravitics, and accurate gravitics, since you can't make gravity fields just stop any more than you can EM fields. So while you can make a tiny pocket-sized torquor beam to turn awkwardly positioned screws without too much trouble, if you try to use a gravitic imploder to squish the captain into jelly, the fringe effect is going to make a hell of a mess of the bridge.
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ah, and most clever ways to use accurate gravitics instead of powerful ones also require good aim, which is already a issue with the powerful gravitics
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pinching a artery from 50,000 km might technically be possible... in a lab environment, while the target is holding still.
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but inside of a inconveniently opaque ship that's quite possibly still under thrust with a target who's going to do his damndest to move if he realize what you're trying to do?
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(As a side note, the use of tractor beams for their more conventional use in towing relies on this [through-projection], because you don't want to try and dangle the whole mass of a starship off the hull plating. You target your tractor at the "towing hitch" built right into the heavy structural members that's there for exactly this purpose.)
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So what would that make them think of someone like Vader, who can do it over interstellar distances (given a video link)?
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I thought the late Admiral was in the same fleet, at least?
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I read somewhere that the line officers consider the Executor a fast track for promotion, but the lower decks have a death pool for the C.O.
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Vader's got targeting data: his flagship knows where the other ships in the fleet are, he knows the layout of an SD, and he can see where Admiral Ozzel is on the bridge. The question they'd be asking is how in the name of bullshit hax is he crushing tracheas at that range without boiling his brain in his skull.
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(Because he's running the ship's main tractors off the BCI in his helmet, obvs.)
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 12:50 PM
hypothesis: the gesturing of jedi is just mnemonics and has little to do with the actual working of the force
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Alternative hypothesis: it's not even mnemonics; it's just done for the sake of drama.
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I mean, you can't go around lighning-bolting people without doing some sort of "YOUR ASS IS SMOTE" gesture. It's not done.
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 12:53 PM
he's got a point
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Also, it means that when some smartass has them tied up, blindfolded, and fully immobilized in a box, they're gonna be really surprised when they learn that their Jedi prisoner can still shoot force lightning out his ass and around corners.
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hypothesis: the gesturing of jedi is just mnemonics and has little to do with the actual working of the force
@0111narwhalz Pretty much explictly confirmed. Remember Luke hovering C3-PO around the canibal party?
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2020 2:02 PM
nope it's been a very long time since I've watched Star Wars
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2020 5:44 PM
I now have a deep abiding hatred for APA style
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Almost died but then it came back once I realized a seventh bloody edition came out and there's no quick guide
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@BizarroLand ♀ for that, I would suggest checking the websites of several University libraries. I know my own library back in the day had a quick cheat sheets on those
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ObLocalConversations: "...so, using miniaturized combat exoskeletons piloted by uplifted octopi, they..." "That's a Dalek. You've reinvented the Dalek." "Well, fuck."
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Enderminion 02/19/2020 7:23 PM
depending on how negatively you take the Equity Concord, they could be considered basically Cybermen
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sdschildberg 02/21/2020 1:53 PM
Did bucky get within delta-death? On a similar note, this is why charm and especially dominate are awful spells for awful people (edited)
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On the former, it depends on how you look at it; it's not really a strictly defined term, and Bucky was able to fight it off from within. I mean, awful, yes, but not quite as future-foreclosing as I'd guess most would expect the term to be.
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On the latter: definitely.
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sdschildberg 02/21/2020 2:05 PM
Delta-coma, in a way Bucky didn’t do anything wrong because he wasn’t present. Too bad nobody, including the AI expert could grok that
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I suspect he might have had he had time to think about it with a clear head, but that wasn't on the cards.
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sdschildberg 02/21/2020 2:55 PM
Obviously But in general, charm and dominate or they’re technological counterparts put the target into the equivalent of a coma, or kill them, respectively
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 3:53 PM
I'd say there are actually plenty of fates worse than death
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Coma?
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Vegetative state?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 3:55 PM
But I'm speaking from the perspective of over-here, with utterly dismal medicine and more dismal organization
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The US?
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Oh, life in (some) prisons.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 3:56 PM
@Tassadar For your benefit I won't list any more than brain damage and physical decline/severe disfigurement
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You can research those on your own if you want your sanity affected
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Dementia/Alzheimers?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 3:57 PM
Arguably.
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Arguably also aging in general, for way too many people
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Agreed.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 3:58 PM
By over-here I mean RL Earth in general
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Plenty of people still get shafted outside that one country
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To which they would say: however unlikely it might be, the sick might be cured; the demented might be somewhat restored; even the prisoner might yet escape. But only the dead are utterly without hope.
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(For myself, proud of my mind as I am, I might be inclined to say that should I suffer from severe dementia, shoot me in the head already. But I am imperfectly rational, and alas, only human.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/21/2020 4:58 PM
Also, "theoretically fixable" is not quite isomorphic to "practically fixable".
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/21/2020 5:06 PM
I'm really sensitive about my mind
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If I faced even major non-traumatic personality alteration that didn't touch my cognitive capability I'd consider death a preferable alternative (edited)
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and a important consideration is that death ≠ infodeath
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or almost death ≠ infodeath
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in modern Imperial society, one can of course die as much as they'd like without actually dying
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and it is theoretically possible to restore people who had died without backup, but we don't know how much information about them is required to restore them vs someone sorta like them vs definitely not them
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(of course, in Imperial society you also kinda can't do that because Logos are unique)
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The question you have to ask yourself is in some of those cases: would you rather the future have 10% of you, or 0% of you?
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2020 1:33 PM
depends on which 10%
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/23/2020 2:04 PM
^That but unironically
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If it's the lustful neurosis-ridden part of me heck no
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Similarly for my split personality
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Part of my process, such as it is, is dropping references to various noodle incidents which I intend to fill in later. This mostly works. But right now, gentles all, I have no fucking clue what happened in 6230, save that historians later recorded it as the War of the Thing That Goes Beep.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2020 12:25 PM
I wish I were that brazen
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Brazen?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2020 12:47 PM
I wouldn't have the courage to do something like that without at least having a vague notion of what did transpire
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/24/2020 1:22 PM
I often do something similar, then spend some time wracking my brain to figure out what said noodle incident could be.
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If all else fails, invoke actual noodles.
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0111narwhalz 02/24/2020 1:29 PM
when in doubt, precursor fuckery
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an "amusing mechanical folly" gone horribly right
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/24/2020 1:32 PM
Or, in the RS 'verse but less so in the Worlds, "someone decided to be a flaming asshat, and had the oomph to not immediately get smacked down by the Sensible People"
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(The difference between RS and RL, is that the Sensible People always at least get a vote, even if they are sometimes outvoted.)
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I suspect this particular case may have involved a long and bloody war over some elder-race artifact found in exactly the wrong place and stolen by exactly the wrong person, kinda like a cross between Jenkins's Ear and the Pig War.
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Said artifact proving to have only one discernible function.
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beep
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0111narwhalz 02/24/2020 1:38 PM
maybe it goes beep at particularly opportune times
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if it detects something important when pointed around perhaps
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perhaps it's private wars between collectors who decided to hire mercs to heist it from each others vaults and it kept escalating
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I think it subtracts something from the scenario if it's anything but a broken piece of junk that does nothing useful. (edited)
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If there's one thing to be learned from the Pig War and the War of the Stray Dog, and suchlike, it's that people are willing to walk right up to the brink of war and maybe a little over for the dumbest imaginable reasons .
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0111narwhalz 02/24/2020 1:43 PM
It wouldn't be "the thing that goes beep" if it did something useful, you're right.
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It'd be "the thing that [useful function]"
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I feel stuff like the War of Jenkin's Ear is often not so much about "the thing", but an excuse to let previous grivances boil over
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/24/2020 1:45 PM
I mean, a lot of wars, even over more substantive issues, go down like that.
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"Ok, we're finally sick enough of your shit. This time we start shooting."
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Hello, I'm suddenly become curious-does the Empire have Primarch-like entities? I mean, hyper-competnent demigod generals commanding uniquely customised forces. Also, I would like to know about verviani. (edited)
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waves hellow
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Hellow!
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I think the Empire of the Star would not have Primarchs, but only because they expect their standard soldier to be on nearly the same level.
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Primarchs of the Stellar Standard 😉
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/28/2020 6:35 PM
Because of how milspec shells work, it's closer to "every Legionary is a Custodes-equivalent"
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And heavy infantry suits seem to be somewhere between Tau Commander/Enforcer suits and Riptides
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That said, I'd be shocked if officers (and heck, probably most senior sergeants/petty officers) don't have serious cognitoenhancements and uplinks to even heavier PIPS for tactical/strategic planning purposes.
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(peta-IPS is probably conservative. We can do that now if we need to...)
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Enderminion 02/28/2020 7:43 PM
Hi oddly similar username!
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Hi! Kudos to Dan Simmons!
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0111narwhalz 02/28/2020 10:46 PM
"If everyone's super, everyone's super." —the Empire of the Star
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Everyone's a hyper-competent demigod, and some of them are generals.
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Did you just join a second time @Endymion
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0111narwhalz 02/29/2020 8:44 AM
first account was from clicking a link while not signed in
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yup
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All the way down to the individual legionary, even. Bear in mind that even your private-equivalent is acting as the tactical coordination center for a half-dozen combat drones, plus expendable guided assets.
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(Along with assorted non-cognitive enhancements in assorted areas. After all, bionanotech enhancements are cheap by comparison to the training, etc., that goes into producing a legionary, which is very much not .)
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As for uniquely customized forces - most of the legions have some unique customizations, even beyond their specialized type - the "stormtroopers" (planetary assault legions, starting with the 5th/First Imperial Foot), the communications specialists (e.g., the 10th/Voice of Fate), the combat engineers (12th/Spiked Cog), the MPs (18th/Stellar Protectorate), the siege specialists (19th/No Wall Too High), the logistics specialists (24th/Wind Runners), the peacekeepers (28th/Prince's Guards), the reconnaissance specialists (30th/Emperor's Eye), the saboteurs (31st/Hellhounds), the experimental tech specialists (32nd/Clanks and Black Smoke), the theater prep specialists (36th/Iron Fist), the underwater specialists (40th/Descending Wave) , hunter legions (44th.Akilae's Wolves), bombardment specialists (48th/Thunder Hammer), medics (53rd/Golden Sunburst), terror specialists (56th/Firestorm Riders), subterrene legions (57th/Underminers), combat engineers (62nd/Silver Spanners), missile cavalry (69th/Sky Burners), applied eschatologists (74th/God Slayers), snipers (75th/The Last Thing), penal legion (only one, the 76th/Legion of the Dead), assassins (83rd/Nightstalkers), hoplite specialists (84th/Valentia's Dagger), Ancyran bear cavalry (88th/Black Roarers), subterranean earthquake specialists (89th, the Tectonic Knights), stealth infantry/cavalry (ambushers; the 103rd/Moon Shadows and 104th/Still Knights), chemical warfare specialists (109th/Death Cloud), herald/diplomatic specialists (116th/Speakers of Their Word), etc.. etc.
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Klaus would be proud of half of those 😄
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So you might argue for the generals attached to those particular legions. On the other hand, they don't have the same sort of seniority as a Primarch; that's more like whoever ends up filling a Warmain's slot.
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Bit of a soldier vs warrior mindset
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From the discarded ideas file: coronavirus: a disease which afflicts stars, primarily those near the end of their main sequence life, causing outbreaks of sunspots and coronal mass ejections. If left untreated, may cause life-threatening flares.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/03/2020 7:05 PM
What's the usual term of abuse, among Imperials, for someone who isn't a defaulter themselves, but who tries to manipulate others into defaulting?
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2020 12:09 AM
"bastard"
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 8:08 AM
Some context here might help, though that's definitely not wrong 😛
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There was a discussion on Quora about the term "homewrecker", pointing out that it's generally an unfair slur, since it's the married man in the question defaulting on his marriage; he's the one "wrecking his home", not the single woman he chooses to cheat with. But someone made a counterpoint that maybe it is a fair term if she manipulated him into cheating, which is what got me thinking. I mean, finding weak spots in another soph's psyche and poking them with sticks until the other soph does something bad as a result has got to go over like a concrete kite, in Imperial culture.
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Granted, eldraic neurology is apparently less susceptible to those sorts of tricks.
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And unfortunately Roman-descended cultures tend to blame the woman.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 8:16 AM
Well, true enough here, which is where the debate ended up, but my weird brain fixated on the case where she is the one most at fault because she did some kind of pick-at-weak-spots manipulation to get him to cheat. (Also, even if that kind of thing doesn't work on eldrae, the Empire's still full of various other species that it might work on. Though I'd expect that "well, you were manipulated; get that security hole fixed, why don'cha" would be a fair chunk of the fallout if it happened anyway...)
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There is a specific term; I just don't know what it is right now. Probably doesn't have a good English cognate anyway.
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Other possibly relevant factlets:
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On the one hand, the entrapment defense doesn't exist in Imperial law (unless you're actually placed under by-the-legal-standard duress ), on the grounds that if you agree to commit a crime just 'cause someone asked you to or offered you money, you should probably be OR&E's subject for some reason, whether that's chronic criminality or spectacular stupidity.
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On the other hand, and addressing this specific example, bear in mind that family law in the empire is contract law, which is itself not quite the same as our contract law. "Obligations met are the foundation of civilization," and all that. Adultery isn't, therefore, a personal peccadillo and the resulting divorce a primarily administrative matter, but rather an action in re breach of oath-contract, and one that the Curia has an interest in seeing pursued for the public good, inasmuch as its in the public interest that wilful default and treachery be punished.
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So, legally, while the married soph in question is in court answering that charge, whoever they cheated with is in court right next to them . Answering the charge of "conspiracy to commit breach of oath-contract". (Conspiracy to commit, in the jargon, covering the entire territory of "To ask for, encourage, procure, assist with, or participate in the commission of a crime by another.")
11:26
None of them are free of sin.
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(Of course, where it gets really messy is if the person they cheated with was unaware that they were married, because while that is an absolute defense for them , the legal problems of the cheater get much, much worse, because procuring sex by fraudulent means is a species of rape under Imperial law and they're now facing the lethal chamber.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:41 AM
this is why I don't get married
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Because of their harsh laws or our soft ones?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:41 AM
the former, just things I wouldn't do over there because of caution (edited)
11:42
I'd probably steer well clear of the Empire itself despite my sympathies
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 11:44 AM
The Empire must be interesting for people from the rest of the worlds who have to visit for some reason
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:44 AM
despite ongoing self-improvement attempts, psychologically I do not handle the stress of trying to excel in my current endeavors well X_X (edited)
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that could probably be fixed, but I've also committed my fair share of sins
11:47
which are 'fixable' up to a point
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The Empire should be fine with you as long as you don't treat sophonts like objects
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Remember, if you have psych issues, they can fix them for you for a reasonable price
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The other thing that is important to remember is that their legal system also makes a point of adjudging intent, on the seven-point scale: 1. Failed benevolence 2. Accident, or unknowing action 3. Error in judgment (non-wilful negligence) 4. Temporary insanity 5. Unenlightened self-interest/unmutuality 6. Chronic unenlightened self-interest/unmutuality 7. Entropism Keep it <= 4 and nothing too terrible is likely to happen to you.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:52 AM
ADD, compartmentalizing, the gaffe-proneness, and so on
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By compartmentalizing I mean my inner life is mostly at odds with my outer life, and I try to keep parts of the latter mentally separate (edited)
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what would the experience of a human in the empire be like, i wonder?
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[Inasmuch as (1) will get you a "pay your court-subsidized weregeld and try harder not to fuck up in the future" for homicide, while (7) can get you the lethal chamber for vandalism.]
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 11:55 AM
5. and 6. are arguable
11:55
assuming they're just reviewing the memory engrams of everything I ever thought or felt
11:56
a lot of these incidents happened when I was less than 10 years old :p
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 12:01 PM
Do Imperials like it when visitors “do as the romans do” in regards to customs like carrying weapons?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 12:02 PM
some of these transgressions are arguably really egregious in some cases which is why all the self-doubt
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Past behavior is only relevant as it informs future behavior. The inplacement interview isn't trying to determine that you've always been perfect; it's asking what sort of person you are now . And applies a reasonable standard. Which is to say, they wouldn't exclude current-movie-timeline Bruce Banner on the grounds that he used to turn uncontrollably into a giant green rage-monster, or indeed because some part of him still wants to turn into a giant green rage-monster when things annoy him, because the important thing is that he has his shit together now and can honestly say that he'll honor the Contract during his visit.
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@Unknown As long as they're doing it for the right reasons.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 12:42 PM
"hiding behind legal protections to act like an ass with legal impunity" is not exactly something that wins friends here, after all.
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Big brain idea: hide from a SKYSHOCK BLACK inside a neutron star
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I’d guess gung-ho idiots hoping to use Imperial weapons laws to get into a lethal fight get what’s coming to them
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personally, while I can definitely see how imperial society could politely be called 'unsuited' for a lot of baseline species (and impolitely called 'corrosive', 'borderline hostile', etc), i still rather like it and I'd definitely try to live there, given the chance
13:55
a big part of it is that i have a strong preference for... "clean" solutions
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not the best way to put it i guess, but it kinda works
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Don't harm sophonts and pay your debts and you should be able to live a long, happy life, right @Overmind?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 1:57 PM
Pay your debts, make a point not to incur debts you probably can't pay, but I suppose that follows.
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 1:57 PM
For me the empire would more be somewhere to travel to tbh Possibly In the “go on a trip to somewhere with a different culture to Find Yourself” capacity (edited)
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so i look at something like "when is a contract legal/enforceable", and i look at current earth where it's something like "if it doesn't break any laws in the incredibly complex and obtuse legal system, with bizarre exceptions like software policy agreements and such", and my thoughts in order are 1: eW 2: Can we replace it with... almost anything? Please? I would actively prefer a system that actually objectively worse by most other measures if it was substantially simpler, more straightforward, and had less ambiguity
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:00 PM
I'd need to be fixed, but to be honest, I'd want to be fixed in that way.
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and then the empire comes along with "basically always, except for this reasonable list of circumstances that are clearly and reasonably described and have a obvious origin in the overall ethos we abide by"
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 2:01 PM
I’d want a decent amount of customization if my mind was being fixed Don’t want too much personality shift.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:01 PM
I like legibility, but I dislike the kind of square-peg-round-hole solutions that happen when we - here on Earth leastise - try to fit people-shaped problems into legible-rules-shaped holes. And I have no idea how to square that circle, here.
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and it's just massively better in my eyes before you even mention any other upsides
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Reduce the amount of (legally binding) rules?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:02 PM
Yeah, agreed on customization, but then, if I had access to Empire-style psychdesign, there's a lot of things about my psyche that I'd use that as a prime opportunity to tune to my liking anyway. To say nothing of the shell mods.
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(Like, this entire shell goes out the window and is replaced with one where the joints aren't made of ABC gum for one, but...)
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@gollark That's pretty much as close as you can get here, I think.
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well that's part of it, but it's not even just that they have specific (and major) examples of doing legal and other stuff with less ambig-ugly, but their entire culture is more geared towards that sort of stuff as well
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they're "take the third option": the species
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:03 PM
More norms, fewer laws, in extremely ludicrously broad strokes.
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third options are a great way to avoid that stuff
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@Jade Nekotenshi what shell would you buy?
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 2:04 PM
Because if I got the srandard/average psychdesign kit, I’d be changed too much for my liking robo shell for me
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moonbrain time
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just buy a von neumann bot and find an unclaimed planetoid
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hard to say without actually trying them out and seeing what aspects of the human body i prefer to keep without realizing it, but i'm particularly fond of Culture-style drones. Maybe even a distributed swarm.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:05 PM
@KAL_9000 tough call, but stronger, more durable and better looking as prime shopping points. Taller? Eh, not here - 189cm already bumps up against assumptions about the typical shapes of humans - but there, definitely, since even short eldrae are already usually taller than me. Add-ons? Yes. Tools. Many tools.
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if i stuck with bio I think i'd go all-in for upgrades, even to the milspec stuff
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:07 PM
Milspec durability and self-repair, definitely.
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(EDS has taught me why you want those things even in day-to-day life the hard way, and that's a mild case.)
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i mean, why not aside from "telepresence via multiple bodies is annoying because they have to print your fancy augments you only use occasionally on-site", no reason not to. The local culture wouldn't bat a eye at even mostly-offensive focused augments, and why not be more durable and worry even less about durability or being able to move heavy things or catch falling objects/bullets?
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again
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moonbrain time
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buy von neumann
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moonbrain is hard though
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find unclaimed planetoid
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profit
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You would expect a lot of people to do that if it was very easy.
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So why aren't there more moonbrains? Are there actually just loads of moonbrains?
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do we have any proof there aren't?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:10 PM
Good point.
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It's a big universe. There could be billions of them, and it'd still not take up that much space.
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i feel like we'd hear more about the Galactic Society of Moonbrains if there were, though
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:10 PM
points at the Empire.
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by mass of computronium we'd be hearing more about their exploits, i'd think
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i'd cover my moonbrain in autocannons
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who needs autocannons
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and shoot down anything that dares approach the almighty kal
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make the entire surface a phased array
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@Buggy true, but that's not very effective against swarms
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part spherical telescope, part screen, part laser
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:11 PM
Why not?
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Swarms have poor heat capacity. Hitting them with gigajoules of coherent RF is going to ruin their entire day.
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if it all goes into one beam it can't hit multiple at once
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:12 PM
And when you're not fighting, it's a fantasticsensor.
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That's the beauty part of a phased array.
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a phased array is the exact opposite of a giant beam
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oof dammit
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I assume they meant optical phased array, given the "screen" bit, which would be different.
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it can be a giant beam, or it can be infinitely many independently targeted beams
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got my terminology wrong again
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:12 PM
20th-century phased array radars can already generate multiple beams.
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a phased array is basically the technological solution for making nearly-arbitrary outgoing lightfronts iirc, you can do anything from turn your surface into a screen or 3d hologram to aim a thousand lasers, technological limits permitting
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:13 PM
Oh, heck, it could even be a multifrequency array, and get RF and optical at once.
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in reverse, it's also a fancy telescope that can look in all directions at once
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hmm
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phased arrays are cool and all
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with a lot of computation at least.
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but they don't have the dakka factor
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:14 PM
True. Though you could laser-ablate rocks to launch them 🙂
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moonbrain with accompanying swarm of independent satellites and/or impromptu laser-pumped missiles
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:14 PM
(where "10kg chunk of iridium" is close enough to "rock" as makes no never-mind)
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I think a big problem for this whole moonbrain thing might be heat.
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oh, it is
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cover half of it in radiators
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but the actual moonbrain-adjacent structures in-verse have some sort of fancy neutrino cooling system which helps
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Especially since the magic phased array thing will probably dump lots of heat for all the computing and... phased-arraying, I have no idea how an optical one would actually work internally.
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a sheet/surface of nanoscale antennas, i think
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just have these giant spikes sticking out of the surface with lots of surface area-increasing folds
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light antennas, at least
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also makes the planet look really evil and ominous, which is a bonus
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Giant fractal things are a nice decoration for any planet, really.
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gothic moonbrain
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or would it be goth moonbrain
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or both
14:18
spikes. whatever has spikes.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:20 PM
I don't know that I'd wanna go moonbrain right away, though. Too many sights to see. OTOH, telepresence. On the gripping hand, that little baseline thing about being there...
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It seems like - since there's not any mention of the eldraeverse having moonbrains everywhere - there's some reason you can't just cheaply stick some self-replicating machinery on a planet and come back in a hundred years and... do moonbrain things.
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I guess one might be network connectivity, since your moonbrain being several light-years from a stargate would make it not very useful for real-time stuff.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:26 PM
And that much tangle will be a nontrivial expense.
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Still, I would expect that for non-time-critical stuff people wouldn't mind waiting for a few years if they could run their computing tasks on an entire moon comparatively cheaply.
14:28
Maybe moons themselves are expensive somehow.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 2:29 PM
I'd think so. Lots of folks would want them.
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Actually, if self-replicators are cheap and relatively fast, why limit it to computing?
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Just convert an entire moon or asteroid belt in some far away place nobody likes much into... ships, or something.
14:30
Though distance would be problematic again.
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territory
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making a moonbrain means you're probably taking apart a moon or planet
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meaning you need to own that planet, or at least need no one else to own it
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If you pick, say, a random moon far from any stargates or civilized space, who can be said to "own" it?
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so either you can pick a boring star system in the core or associated worlds that has no gate and deal with the several-year light lag and even longer lighthugger trip
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or you can try to negotiate with whoever claimed the system, and most of them are probably claimed
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You wouldn't go personally, just send some nanobots by starwisp or something.
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that works, but one has to wonder what processing you're willing to wait several years for, but can't outsource to pre-existing and probably quite reasonably priced moonbrain running time
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sure it's borderline free, but the light lag is a big hamper on things
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(also, in-universe p=np, and time-loop based computation can also solve tricky problems without strictly computing them, so that rather eats into the set of "difficult to calculate problems that aren't transient" like cracking encryption or some such)
14:42
a moonbrain next door would be handy for, aside from running a fork of yourself on it, all sorts of things be they business or pleasure, but effectively a server with Enough™️ processing power but a roundtrip ping of years is not going to be able to corner any markets before someone does it locally, and ho boy, if you thought the ping for game servers in europe was bad...
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The time loop thing does reduce the use a lot come to think of it, yes.
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i'm sure there are uses, but it's a odd intersection of "I need a lot of computronium" and "It's not time-sensitive" and "I can't afford to rent it anywhere else, even if I get a discount for how long I'm willing to wait"
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why don't you just rent a linelayer to go out and gate the system, then?
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too expensive?
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that'd be like buying a server in australia and then buying a ship to lay a personal undersea cable to it
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gates are big and expensive
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very expensive
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also proprietary
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i mean, to put it another way, the company behind gates pretty much just builds and maintains the gates
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and expands their network at a moderate pace
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a moderate pace
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when they have a monopoly on basically all of civilized space, and collect transit fees from all of that
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How is there not massive price gouging on the transit network anyway? I'm sure this was explained at some point, but I forgot the explanation, sooo...
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And why hasn't someone else tried to/succeeded in figuring out the wormholes?
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for the former, the company behind it is Eldrae, so they're sane, cooperative, and understand that they have a sweet deal and shouldn't be encouraging people to try to compete with their very nice monopoly
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 3:02 PM
And apparently stargate tech is an Officially Difficult Problem.
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The Vonnies only figured it out by mining it out of a dead mech-god, and there's a handful of precursor gates IIRC, but that's it.
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for the latter, they've tried. IIRC there are a few independent gate networks, the biggest of which is the Vonnies which, in true Vonnie fashion, they mine from the poisonous remains of a dead god
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aye, that'd be it
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You would expect some other stargate network, since it was discovered... a few thousand years, or something, since before the present day in-setting and technology has improved since then. (edited)
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well, part of it is a lack of need, i guess
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if a civilization has detailed information about the gate network (and the Empire in general) it's probably because they're connected via the gate network
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if they're connected, they don't need a new network to get anywhere
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so it's mainly for people who want to save money by using their own network and eliminating transit fees (huge upfront research costs, huge upfront production costs, and the fees aren't all that much more than the maintenance costs anyway) or they want to lay a network to somewhere new, which would probably just be private projects because the entire criteria for expanding the current network is "pick interesting looking or popular systems and launch a gate to it" or they value independence so much that they're willing to spend a literal planet's worth or two on it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 3:09 PM
Also there's the frameshift drive (if I'm recalling the name right) in the in-universe near-future that partially obviates some of the motive too.
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 3:09 PM
Or want a bug-out gate if something happens
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that too
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ah, found it
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RIng Dynamics
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they're the ones behind the network
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 3:16 PM
So yeah, pretty much the only reason is to go somewhere RD's gates don't go, and then, it'd probably cost less to just contract RD to install one, or if it's a one- or two-off, just fly a lighthugger, since that'll have to happen to deliver the gate anyway.
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At least, if I'm reading that aright.
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That post and the comments seem to provide a decent enough explanation, yes.
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On shells, incidentally, the distinction between regular durability and milspec durability is basically set at "when you have to start making tradeoffs". A regular skin weave provides protection without changing the appearance, texture, or sensitivity of your skin, for example, but a milspec heavy skin weave, while notably more protective, does make it obviously thicker and less flexible, and may somewhat impact the sense of touch. Go the whole hog and install carapace armor, and you're walking around looking like your mama was a stone crocodile.
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With regard to moonbrains, my literary hypothesis is that moonbrains aren't nearly as useful as they might initially appear to be, in the sense that adding vast computing power to yourself is... ...well, let me put it this way. There are lots of lightning calculators out there. Very, very few of them are geniuses recognized for doing genius-level things, because only a subset of problems can be solved by throwing more computing power at them, and that subset doesn't include the problem of finding the right problems.
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In many cases, too, you run into what I've christened the copyration diversity problem.
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With a moonbrain, you can - theoretically - solve problems efficiently by running a massively parallel fork-farm. But that's only particularly useful if you can subdivide the problem into many smaller problems you already know how to solve, like current parallel processors or GPUs. If you need a creative insight to solve the problem, you can't usefully address it in that way because every fork of you is still you , and a million Bobs still don't include one Einstein, Cantor, or Beethoven.
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(This same issue, incidentally, is why the Transcend instantly pwns the Borg, because its design deliberately maintains massive internal cognitive diversity.) (edited)
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[Also, unless you need that computing power all the time, it's much more economic just to buy it on the cycle spot market from the company that built some moonbrains specifically in order to sell computing power on the cycle spot market.]
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/04/2020 3:52 PM
Ah, the bit about shells makes a lot of sense. I was thinking that it might be an issue of cost, but then, while the extra protection would cost more, if it's useful, it'd end up very widespread anyway if the price tag is the only issue. But aesthetics, yes, that would make a very big difference indeed.
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With regard to dropping self-replicating machinery all over the place -- Well, you can do that. (Although many self-replicators, by and large, are both more expensive and slower than regular factories. If you need iron for a structure, a smelter and drop forge will get you to structure a lot fast than doing atomic pick-and-place.) The chief problem with making a habit of unattended autoindustrialism is that is that it makes you look like a hegemonizing swarm, and there are lots of people who are inclined to shoot first and ask questions never when it comes to hegemonizing swarms.
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I'm reminded, too, of an old discussion somewhere on the blog concerning someone coming up with a von Neumann terraforming probe and trying to homestead every potentially-habitable planet in the galaxy in order to charge rent to everyone needing one in the future, in which the problem is less that you couldn't, in theory, do it and find a legal system happy for you to do it in, it's that your massive landgrab violates Wheaton's Law in ways that end with a massive military shit-show.
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sdschildberg 03/04/2020 4:04 PM
Because people tend to not like grey goo For some reason
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As for price gouging on the stargate network - well, it boils down to, quite simply, price gouging is not a sustainable strategy long-term, and Ring Dynamics has plenty of people who are able to think in the long-term. Hell, arguably it's not even the best strategy in the short term: maximum revenue comes from the maximizing [price * volume], not just price, and they have whole departments whose job is to figure out exactly what the market can bear to hit the sweet spot between maximized revenue and maximized long-term growth rate.
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When you think about the Big 26, especially, it's important to remember that the Directorate isn't laser-focused on next quarter's share price - at RD, they're thinking about everything up to and including the 5,000 year plan to market dominance in the will-be-newly-opened Scutum-Crux Territories.
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Exponential growth in general makes folks twitchy, yeah.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 4:14 PM
Exponential growth can have a long takeoff curve
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Maybe this aside belongs in #otherworlds but it's arguable whether the Tiffs are past or behind the knee
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becos after all zooming into an exp. growth curve graph segment still appears analogous to the entire thing, slope aside (edited)
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There almost certainly are some elder-race networks out there, too, apart from the one the Republic mines. Also, there's another point that post doesn't make that makes running independent wormhole networks potentially tricky. Bear in mind that stargate-inflated wormholes are still wormholes, and follow all the associated rules. Including the problem of catastrophic resonance collapse if you accidentally form a closed causal loop.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 4:18 PM
ohhh yeah
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the AS pseudowormhole network doesn't play by Thorne and Einstein's rules and doesn't have to worry about that, just the difficulty of erecting new gates (edited)
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Another one of RD's advantages in this game is the extremely fancy timebase system and dispatch software they have to avoid doing this to themselves accidentally. Apart from replicating all that work, if your network interacts with another network, directly or indirectly, at more than one point, you have to start worrying about cross-network interactions potentially causing this to happen. The potential liability coverage you need to cover that sort of scenario is... not small.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 4:22 PM
I don't know about RD's certainly well-developed safety requirements for xenotopological exploration in unexplored regions, but I couldn't be paid enough to use someone else's wormhole network
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double if we don't even know what they looked like and 2^^2 if they were transcendent (edited)
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(A large part of the Worlds-Republic Demarcation Convention is specifically concerned with not causing this scenario anywhere along the Borderline - and that part of the treaty was rigidly adhered to by all parties even during wartime.)
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"i'm (intentionally) doing something that might disrupt and partially destroy the entire galactic civilization's transportation network" is right up there with "making malignant seed AI" and "releasing berserker probes" on the things that will get the entirety of everyone else to band together and glass you.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 4:35 PM
okay maybe if I had backups, but still I'd probably think thrice about it
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2020 4:37 PM
if your backups were made after you decided to do it, they'd still be guilty, no?
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i think he means backups for using a alien and unverified wormhole network
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2020 4:39 PM
yeeeep
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I'd still want to have some brainbleach
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And all the usual precautions
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@Overmind How big is the Ring Dynamics weylforge?
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I’m looking on fleshing out wormholes for my own worldbuilding project and would like some ballparks
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I had a partial Dyson around Proxima Centauri for my setting’s weylforge
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(Bearing in mind that 'verse weylforges aren't anything like the standard model --) It's a mite tricky to say, insofar as they aren't a single unit. The biggest part is the frame buffer-dampers, a set of nested spinning toroids which have to contain within themselves a blob of condensate the mass of a small moon before it's spun up and imploded, in order to spin it up and implode it. Fully unfolded, we're looking at about a thousand miles across, although fortunately they fold up a lot for transport. Compared to that, the rest of the components - the condensate generator that processes raw mass into condensate to feed the rings along with all the drones which feed it; the entangler-coder that turns what would otherwise be a pair of regular Kerr-Newman black holes into a pair of stargate kernels; the full specialized cageworks needed to assemble the flat-packs of stargate parts into Ring Dynamics Mark IIIs around the kernels once they're made; and the superlifter that's going to haul half of it off to the new system when it's done - all qualify as relatively small, even if relatively small is measured in miles. (edited)
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Now, you need a pair of buffer-damper sets to implode the two kernels, so in practice, unfolded for operation, you're looking at a couple of thousand-mile spheres located at least a hundred times that apart to prevent interference, with some stuff in the middle, and surrounded by a light-minute exclusion zone because seriously, DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN METRIC-FUCKING.
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Folded up for transport, you're probably (I'm off-the-enveloping here) looking at something about the size of half-a-dozen fat megafreighter lighthuggers, although none of them but the superlifter are actual lighthuggers, at least half of them way out on the far end of the mass curve and steering like drunk bison. This also excludes the fuel, which traditionally comes in the form of a small fleet of large antimatter transports or a large fleet of small ones. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2020 9:15 PM
And presumably the whole lot at least out around the Oort Cloud in case of oopsies?
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Usually somewhere around the orbit of Uranus.
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2020 10:14 PM
Huh, closer than I thought, I thought the gravity waves being flung around might be disruptive
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2020 10:38 PM
Gravity is typically easy to deal with if you have something as stronk as electromagnetism.
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(also a light-minute is about ten gigameters)
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Hmm
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I think I'll probably make them an order of magnitude or so bigger in my setting, because the in-universe factions haven't had as long as the Empire to miniaturize them and make them more efficient
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is that reasonable?
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might also prop open the wormholes with cosmic strings i dunno
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2020 10:52 AM
But that has all the usual problems with always-on wormholes.
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Though I suppose maybe you want that - the resulting constraint can produce some interesting situations.
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Yeah, exactly. That's part of the setting's thing
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You can't turn off wormholes
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Well you can
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but you can't turn them back on again
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you have to make a new one
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So cutting off the gate link is a last-ditch procedure
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2020 11:30 AM
I didn’t want to deal with the brain-breaking causality restrictions of realistic warp or wormholes so I just call my stargates pseudo wormholes that don’t play by the rules (edited)
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:^) it’s basically magic anyway do (edited)
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Actually, technical detail re: patent law and the stargate monopoly thing in the eldraeverse - there's nothing stopping another genius from figuring out how to make stargates, if they can find a government willing to have a prototype grade stargate in their territory rather than a production model from the Imperials, right? The limiting factors are all intellectual and practical and technical, not legal?
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2020 12:23 PM
I don't think the Empire of all polities has protections for any monopolies
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I assume they have patent law
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2020 12:23 PM
Oh, they respect intellectual property.
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But not monopoly.
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(and anyways I imagine the IP for basic stargates has lapsed to public domain by now)
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Yes but there still is a monopoly, so examining why and how is important!
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I was under the impression that the founder spend a good long time not explaining the principles to people she didn't trust on the basis that these were not a tool to be handed to the incompetent
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2020 12:25 PM
It would be against their sensibilities to protect a monopoly legally, and the eldrae care very much about their sensibilities.
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But society has moved on a great deal
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Yeah I'm not implying they are
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I'm examining the details of that specific legal situation re: patent law
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2020 12:26 PM
"Not telling people" is different from "prosecuting people who find out"
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And let me once again note: Patent != trademark != IP
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Well
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Not once again in this conversation
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But in the general scheme of things
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Relavent to this: A Patent is a legally defended monopoly that exists for the sake of making R&D more profitable than leaching off the people who do R&D, or at least make the roles compatible. It's important because the alternative is black-boxing and secrecy of idiots
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i.e. "Make the cool stuff you invented public knowledge so you don't take it with you when you die and/or spend a fuck-ton of resources trying to exploit it and keep it secret at the same time, and in exchange we'll garuntee that you actually get to make money off that"
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ObIPLaw: "Instruments are creative efforts that exist to serve a purpose, not for their own sake; they can be protected by patents for a period of one quarter-century (36 years Imperial). An Imperial patent is “must-license”; it does not permit the holder to exclude other parties from making use of the technology covered by the patent, but does permit the holder to set a licensing fee which must be paid to them by other parties making use of the technology, on a one-price-for-all basis. An instrument, like an artwork, passes into the public knowledge pool when the patent expires."
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And, yeah, the stargate tech patent - or, rather, patents, as there're quite a lot of them - has long, long since hit the public domain.
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The problems are, as @Archon suggests, practical. There are a lot of steps in between sending off for a copy of US Patent US20100067644A1 and actually being able to build a thorium reactor in your garage, and for something as complex as a stargate network, the problems multiply exponentially. Some people have been able to make a start at the process, but even the best of them is a clunky knockoff of a Ring Dynamics Mark I without access to the RD infrastructure, and RD is currently working on the Mark IV.
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nods Thanks!
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/08/2020 11:21 AM
Shall-license and no indefinite extension do a good job of combatting the worst of the excesses, too.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/08/2020 11:33 AM
I mean, I'd think the typical Imperial view on that kind of thing would be "short-sighted, killing the golden goose", and so they wouldn't do it anyway, but.
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When a well equipped soph dies, at what point does would the stack stop recording? They would want to stop people trapped in their bodies, but sometimes you might be able to gleam something important in the moment of death (such as what caused your death, or if anyone is trying to be a amateur thanatonaught). (edited)
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Thought: linelayers would be modular
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So the modules can go back through the wormhole to the weylforge when they arrive
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partly would depend how much roll-back ability the stack has for memories. If it can keep save states every hour for three days, then the revive people can make a decision at restore time
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/09/2020 9:36 AM
@KAL_9000 Heck, the only way I could see them not doing that, is if the intent was for the linelayer to function as some kind of permanently-installed tender, power station, stopover station, etc at the far end. And even then, they'd still have a lighthugger torch on them, and you'd want that back. Or at least to refuel it and send it onward.
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"Linelayer", in the 'verse, just refers to a starship type that's a subtype of "superlifter", which in turn is a subtype of "tug".
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Superlifters are basically outsize tugs with torch drives, used for moving around things like entire habitats or those mobile highports, that sort of thing, or performing orbital corrections on large asteroids and small moons.
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Linelayers, thus, are Ring Dynamics's superlifters that have the proper docking connector on one end to hook up to stargates and drag them around the place.
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would they go back through the wormhole tho
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I imagine they aren't cheap at all
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Yeah, they're just regular starships. The company moves 'em around as needed for expansions and orbital adjustments.
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Morgrim Moon 03/10/2020 10:32 AM
https://aerylon.tumblr.com/post/179750140566/karenhealey-forevernoon-this-is-really-nice The sort of thing that Eldrae would really appreciate and pay handsomely for, I suspect. Pretty complicated thing, made from simple things, via the application of a boatload of skill. And can be customised for individual taste.
And THIS is why lace was a worn primarily by royalty and aristocracy for so many centuries..  It was expensive and time-consuming to produce.  Wearing it, and wearing LOTS of it was a blatant show of...
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0111narwhalz 03/10/2020 10:35 AM
mesmerizing :V
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BluejayHurricane 03/12/2020 2:02 AM
Oh, derp. They can afford to move stargates by moving reaction mass onboard while in transit. That should have been obvious.
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THE CORONAVIRUS IS NOW A PANDEMIC. IF YOU ARE IN AN INFECTED AREA, AVOID HUMAN CONTACT AND STAY INSIDE YOUR HOME AS OFTEN AS YOU CAN.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:35 AM
and don't use all caps
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is serious
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:36 AM
"infected area" is not a defined term
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what should i say
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:38 AM
"listen to and follow the World Health Organisation's guidelines. If you have a reasonable government who follows medical advice, also listen to any local government guidelines"
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"and wash your hands more often; the virus is very easily killed by ordinary bar soap"
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okay that works
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sorry for getting sensationalist
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:42 AM
Would you like some solid practical advise? I work for a company who isn't quite front lines but is adjacent (as in, we test stuff. Including testing masks and soap, etc, currently in a slightly more "practical field testing" than we'd like). So I'm getting status updates every 6 hours.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2020 8:45 AM
Practical advice seems quite useful in this context.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:52 AM
okay, practical advice: it's transmitted by respiratory droplets. So far it looks like that's the ONLY way it spreads, although there is a small chance it could spread by analinguis. So if you don't have it and you're not around anyone that has it, a mask does nothing to protect you. A suitably rated mask will help you if and only if you are within direct coughing range of an infected person, which should mean you're a medical professional. If you still want the reassurance of a mask, wear a bandana over your face. Cheaper, reuseable, and actually DOES help: more common way of catching it is getting the virus on your hands then touching your mouth or nose
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this is why proper hand washing is the best defence. If anyone wants guides to proper hand washing, I can offer them! Or look up "nurse hand washing", it's a slightly different technique to what most people learnt as kids
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We are currently in that annoying stage of Plague Inc. where there is a pop-up every 10 seconds saying a country has shut their borders or is quarantining the infected.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 8:55 AM
(most people scrub their finger tips and palms, which makes sense because those are most likely to get dirty. For disease protection you also need to get the back of the fingers and hand + the webbing)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2020 9:00 AM
And - correct me if I'm wrong here - but if you do get ill with something that could be COVID-19, stay the heck away from your elderly relatives. (Even if it turns out to be flu, that's still good advice.)
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 9:00 AM
oh yeah
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now is NOT the time to visit your grandma
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ring her instead. Or send a postcard
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2020 9:02 AM
wait a week before sending it just to be safe V:
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 9:03 AM
or just shove it in a plastic bag in the freezer overnight
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2020 9:03 AM
wash it with soap (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 9:04 AM
at the moment, we've crossed the "isolate and exterminate" threshold. The goal NOW is "flattening the curve". ie, it WILL spread and cannot be stopped, but it can be slowed, and slowing it will save many lives; the majority of deaths now aren't "they were doomed", they're "the health system is overwhelmed and we're triaging". Which means medical staff are deliberately letting some people die, because devoting life support to one person might mean letting 3 other people perish.
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that's why Italy's death rate has exploded, the north is now making those choices
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what we need is time. Time grants 3 things: 1, less people ill per moment means more ability to help those currently ill; 2, gives more time to find treatments, because at the moment all we can do is wait for the immune system to fight it off; and 3, the disease is already mutating. This is a good thing. These classes of viruses don't mutate to become more deadly, they mutate to become less. That's how we 'beat' the Spanish flu. Worst pandemic in history (and no, COVID isn't close yet, the gap between first and second is huge), and there's never been an immunisation for it. It's actually one of the common winter flus these days, having nerfed itself to the point it rarely bothers most humans and is considered one of the more minor flu-varients
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I thought Spanish Flu was that Swine Flu that re-emerged in 1976 and 2009?
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 9:26 AM
No, but they're cousins
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And COVID isn't a flu at all, it just causes similar symptoms. It's most closely related to the common cold
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2020 9:40 AM
A lot of common colds are caused by coronaviruses.
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Also, if you're between the ages of ~10 and ~60, chances are you should be okay, even if you get COVID-19
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 10:01 AM
disclaimer: as long as you don't have underlying health conditions like bad asthma
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I find it disappointing that we have never yet sent sneks to space.
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Seems like a critter that can coil itself around things and whose body is basically one lone muscly tentacle could do well in microgravity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2020 1:49 PM
I’m sure they’ve thought about it
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octopodes
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(octopuses for the uncultured)
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would probably do well as well, basically being cooler underwater sneks that have more limbs and are 'designed' for neutral boyancy or whatever.
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I wonder how hard it would be to maintain octupus-levels of hydration in space?
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Some kinds can handle pretty extended periods in air, to my understanding
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2020 2:37 PM
Sauna Station
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I have no Idea.
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 7:17 PM
apparently it's been suggested but octopus don't do well with the launch forces
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yeah I guess that would make sense
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2020 7:18 PM
the snakes would have to be an up-and-back hop, I suspect; I'm fairly sure they would struggle to swallow without gravity, at least until they adapted, and the small tame snakes they'd want to take all need at least weekly feedings
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Cursed idea: Round Eliéra Society
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 8:15 AM
facefault
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Then again, as a very elaborate prank, maybe.
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Cursed but for a different reason: nuclear-lightbulb snowmelter
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2020 9:22 AM
"finally, a purpose for the basilisks!"
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man, couldn't we have at least gotten a cool world-ending pandemic?
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like... weird fungus-zombies or something
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Well it won't end the world
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instead we got the flu+
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eh i know
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well, the virus sure as hell won't
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Morgrim Moon 03/13/2020 10:54 AM
and it's a knock off not-flu, too
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but at this point everyone might accidentally burn the world down in a panic, so you never know
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...huh
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i wonder if, technically speaking
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Corvid-19 has a symbiotic relationship with a memetic virus
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i mean think about it, the virus might not have spread far, but the rampant panic has spread quite a bit, and might well have helped spread Corvid (edited)
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Someone in another server just suggested TP hoarding was a symptom
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 12:20 PM
I've just heard a few people around the office referring to it as "diet SARS".
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/13/2020 12:32 PM
Diet?
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Certainly it's fattier SARS
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/13/2020 12:42 PM
More contagious, less deadly... a horse a piece, I think.
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0111narwhalz 03/13/2020 1:05 PM
corvid = bird, covid = virus
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:V
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sdschildberg 03/14/2020 1:32 PM
what threat prompted the development and deployment of this new system?
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Who needs a threat?
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(This is another fine product of the "We Do What We Can, Because We Must" school of sciencing engineering the shit out of things.) (edited)
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((Random note: My brain just mispronounced that particular motto as "We Do What We Can, Because We Musk" ... ...yeah, still works.))
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0111narwhalz 03/14/2020 1:44 PM
We do what we must, because we can.
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The gulfs between galaxies conceal no small quantity of horrors. We can only hope the distance precludes them taking notice.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/14/2020 2:36 PM
Zelos the Star-Eater?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/14/2020 4:08 PM
Worse
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The Great Attractor
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a wormhole to Somewhere seems useful for more than just warfare, i think
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why not use it for exploration? You could explore lots of places with disposable probes if you could hold the wormhole open just a little longer. And if you can keep it pried open, you could visit those places too.
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(downside: the universe is mostly empty space and so you'll need quite a few tries to land near anything, but gating is usually not a costly process)
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 12:55 AM
except how to you get info back? Even within the same universe you're limited to tangle or speed of light
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that is the problem yeah
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 12:56 AM
and there's a limited value in a tangle transmission of "I have no idea where the hell I am"
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you need to keep the wormhole open for the duration of whatever you want to do
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Because all but a tiny insignificant fraction of everywhere and everywhen is empty. I mean, seriously, hang all the recurring nines on that shit.
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sdschildberg 03/15/2020 12:56 AM
Because yeeting yourself somewhere tends to make getting back hard. Hence its weapons. Especially if time is in play
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oh, i didn't even think of that
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 12:57 AM
also, you're gambling heavily on the object you want to go away going AWAY. <.< I'm kinda imagining the sheer scale of "oops. Oh SHIT" if you "disappeared" a hegominising swarm like the Leviathan Consciousness and dropped it, say, in the heart of the Republic.
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sdschildberg 03/15/2020 12:57 AM
Or back in time
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Especially note the everywhen part.
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the time-dimension probably isn't constrained either, so you're gating to somewhere, -
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 12:58 AM
okay I missed that part
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and somewhen
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yeah
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(in fairness it is exceedingly, astonishingly unlikely for anything you gate away to end up in the same galaxy as you, nevermind somewhere important. So unlikely that you can safely assume that someone did it intentionally, somehow.)
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still though, it's a option for getting anywhere and anywhen you want if you are very. very. patient.
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(and have a lot of mass and energy to use) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 1:01 AM
>.> I kinda want a story where an experiment - lets be real, Exponential Vector are probably involved - where there is a mega oops involving "you dropped what where?" Preferably a fixable oops, not a mass destructive oops, but the sort of 'alright we have an entire journal of papers to write but not before you make so many reparations congrats your insurance agency is going to mindcast someone over purely to scream at you and it might be the CEO' embarrassing oops. Like "we were experimenting with that prank unwrapper artifact and accidentally the clothes of everyone on this planet"
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sdschildberg 03/15/2020 1:02 AM
Also dumping stuff somewhere/when else is considered unfashionable if you might/are/will use is the cosmic equivalent of tossing trash under the rug
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2020 1:02 AM
using the go-away wormhole as an infinite improbability drive is like relying on bogosort
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wait, you have oracles
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and probability forges
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using a oracle to make bogosort practical
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moonbrain time.
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2020 1:02 AM
you can use the go-away wormhole as an infinite improbability drive :D
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Morgrim Moon 03/15/2020 1:03 AM
I suspect if you're using that sort of weapon, you don't have time to sit around and let them crunch the numbers?
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err not oracle, you'd want a probability forge
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Probably more-time-than-the-universe-has-future patience. Like waiting by an evaporating black hole to see if it spits out the muffler bracket for a ‘53 Chevy, it’s not that it’s impossible, it’s just that it’s almost certainly the worst option you have. Basically, given the scale of the space-time continuum, it’s hard to come up with practical uses for the thing other than as a magic get-lost button. (Although, caution-wise, the engineers would love to be able to slant the t destination future wards on the grounds that it would be better to drop things definitely into the heat death and let the Cold Ones clean up the mess.)
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hmm, lemme think real quick
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the edge of the observable universe is about 46.5b lightyears out
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so about 1700b cubic lightyears, and the milky way is about 53k light years in diameter, so if we're charitable and call it a sphere then about... one in five quadrillion (10^15) will land in the milky way at all
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assuming it's limited to the observable universe
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and that's still anywhen
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That’s an interesting question.
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actually wait, depending on how the universe pans out, anywhen might mean that almost every ship lands in the distant future
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Also, for factoring in time to target, ain’t no rule that prevents repeats.
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which would either be inhabited by a universe-wide civilization after the Eldrae fix entropy and such, or ice giants
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or nothing, because if the universe doesn't end at any point, anywhen means you pick a number between 1 to infinity, which is still infinity
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that would be a pretty terrifying weapon; one moment you're in combat, the next you're in the middle of a infinite void with not even a single hydrogen atom or photon in it
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0111narwhalz 03/15/2020 1:16 AM
a shame you'll never return to tell the tale
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https://eldraeverse.com/ appears to be dead: Error establishing a database connection
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And fixed. Thanks.
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Morgrim Moon 03/20/2020 10:26 AM
https://youtu.be/b_ZBwXsIrkU I've linked before, but in these trying times have an encouraging song about getting to space and why we should (to wit: because we want to and are willing to work for it, even if it's easier to stay)
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not quite Eldrae, because a big theme is "this will take multiple lifetimes, we're doing this for the future", but I feel they'd approve. If you're stuck with death, spit in its face
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BluejayHurricane 03/21/2020 11:26 AM
Is this what the old stannic thinimabobbers looked like? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vo8izCKHiF0
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More like this, but house-sized:
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Memory module might have looked kinda like that, though, except the tape is a very, very long toggle chain.
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How to achieve recursive sales, 'verse-style: splice the genes for CBD and THC into the common potato, then make Pringles out of them.
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Seen it but thanks anyway 🙂
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i like to think that i have a decent vocabulary, but then you pull out words like "minim" and i begin to doubt that
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anyway, the bacon maneuver: unless i'm overestimating how quickly the drive plumes spread and merge together, wouldn't such a maneuver put you in mk1 eyeball distance of the bigger ship?
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(assuming the mk1 eyeball didn't have a giant plume of plasma blocking its view)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/23/2020 6:57 AM
Oh, sure - but they can't see you back there either. Usually.
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I figure it's the Worlds' spiritual equivalent of Babylon 5's Bonehead Maneuver
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Oh, yeah. (On both.)
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Think of it as the space equivalent of the submarine "hiding in the baffles" maneuver, with all the "much too close" and "high danger of collision", etc. factors included. Except that going out of the sweet spot results in instant death without the necessity of torpedo.
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It also comes with the countermeasure equivalent to the Crazy Ivan.
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I asked my brother permission to read his copy of Vingettes of the Star Empire a few months ago, and now he threw it at me. Success???
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/23/2020 1:06 PM
After a fashion 🙂
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I'll take it.
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https://youtu.be/C25qzDhGLx8 A succinct and compelling argument for biological immortality
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Loving the second chapter of the Worm crossover, even though I know exactly jack all about the setting.
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There's a second chapter?
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On AO3
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I didn't know Cerb was doing it on AO3. Link please!
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Given the description, I kind of want to try and draw some fan art of eldra!Taylor. On the one hand, I, being under quarantine, have all the time in the world. On the other hand, I suck at drawing people.
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this fic has now officially entered blursed territory
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Blursed?
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also the transcend is just the best character
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Blursed? Sounds like a can't-ever-find-your-glasses hex.
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Heh snickers
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blessed and cursed combined
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wouldn’t that be bleursed, though?
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not according to the internet (edited)
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@Tassadar For reference, this is the piece of fanart I was using as my reference for the pre-species-transplant baseline:
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I was waiting for someone to say ‘bless you,’ because bleursed sounds an awful lot like a sneeze.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2020 2:00 PM
I like that portrait of Taylor
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Although the art style makes her look noticeably less plain than the descriptions make her out to be
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Guess it's the halo effect of being drawn
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Well, having some familiarity with this as a life-long member of Depression Club, my assumption is that the narration of people with serious self-esteem issues is rather less than reliable.
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Not quite the same when it's externally beaten-down as when it's caused by brain issues, sure, but I know for certain that in the middle of a major depressive episode, someone admired and desired by the entire world - pick your own example - can nonetheless look at themselves in the mirror and be all "You haven't a single redeeming feature about you, have you, you ugly bastard."
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luckily the transcend probably has that covered
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...moving to #shardverses , just because
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/30/2020 2:14 PM
Depression is a cruel bastard.
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a question i thought of; how do the Eldrae handle informed consent when you definitionally can't fully give the 'informed' part of it?
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like, for instance, drug trials, where blind trials require that the patient have little idea what they're getting or the effects it could have
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outside of modern techniques like asking a fork or erasing the memories after the fact, how would they do it? Broad contracts along the lines of "I agree to test a drug, whatever it does, provided it is tested thoroughly on animals and is expected to have less than X probability of serious harm, with severe penalties of Z should this not be the case."
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?
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It seems simple; you inform them of everything you know and what you don't know; if you are obliged to tell someone literally everything about a given action then you're trivially obliged to be omniscient to give informed consent on any matter
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Morgrim Moon 03/31/2020 9:47 AM
they have a shrine to the Matyrs of Science
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/31/2020 10:40 AM
Seems like the general principle is "informed, meaning do not deliberately withhold information or if you must, do not conceal that information has been withheld. Do not distort, misrepresent or lie. It must be clear for what consent is being given, including the known unknowns, and a clarification of who is responsible and in what way in the event of unknown unknowns."
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0111narwhalz 03/31/2020 4:37 PM
You can hold a drug trial where you inform participants what you're testing.
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You just don't inform them whether you're testing the drug or the sugar pill in their specific case.
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sdschildberg 04/01/2020 5:20 PM
Given the reasons they don’t go for concealed weapons, it wouldn’t be surprising if larger weapons (smgs and small carbines) would be popular choices for the elf on the street
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/01/2020 5:26 PM
sten ftw
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the blowback SMG is as good as it gets I believe (edited)
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Granted I don't have the flair of the eldrae
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Various forms of delayed blowback are much nicer to shoot than pure blowback.
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Reducing the reciprocating mass is always good
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(this is why the mp5 has been so ridiculously popular with SWAT and counter-terror types) (edited)
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Of course this also depends on the exact mix of mass and velocity oyu are shooting....
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the P90 is simple blowback, yet is very controllable like the mp5
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the difference comes from 115-147 grain slugs (mp5), vs 27 grain slugs (p90)
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Why yes I am a weapons geek, why'd you ask?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 8:47 AM
Also given how eldrae are rather stronger per size than humans, it wouldn't totally shock me if compact, but full-power carbines are fairly popular. (SBRs in 7.62x51 aren't popular here because they're heavy and a bitch to control, not because they don't work!)
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Maybe something like a Taurus judge, or would the spread be “irresponsible”?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 9:14 AM
Probably that'd be viewed as both irresponsible and ineffective, though they probably wouldn't be saddled with the necessity of having a rifled barrel.
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Which is a relic of the NFA here
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Though I'm not sure how much that matters for buckshot. It matters a lot for birdshot, though. (The Judge shoots donuts.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/02/2020 9:30 AM
I suspect they wouldn't like spread, it's imprecise
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 9:31 AM
That's why a fair few folks don't like 'em here.
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My brother has a Governor (S&W's Judge-equivalent), and after putting a bunch of buckshot through it at the range, has decided to always load .45 Colt for home defense.
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The reason being the rather wide patterns, even from 000 buck.
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Something to consider: real world small-arms scale railguns are limited by the pulsed power storage. Assuming your barrel can stand it it is easier to make rapid fire shots with lower per-shot energy, than to have single high energy shots.
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That part of the Eldraverse's tech base has been left deliberately vague, so I don't know if their pulsed storage tech is sufficiently better to matter.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 10:08 AM
The canonically-described small arms are of the "hyperfast sand" variety, so I would presume so.
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But if you could build something that tosses 5 200J slugs in a very short burst instead of one 1000J slug, that would probably be more effective.
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Though you'd have to make the burst fast enough that they all hit substantially the same point (like a shotgun does, but without the dispersion)
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Well I half-jokingly refer to high cyclic rate machineguns as "linear shotguns".
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 10:13 AM
That's more-or-less what the AN-94 is trying to do, too, isn't it?
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0111narwhalz 04/02/2020 10:14 AM
temporal shotguns, instead of mundane spatial shotguns
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@Jade Nekotenshi looks up AN-94 Yes.
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But also anything with a firing rate above 1000rpm, that is also controllable would qualify.
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(one of my grail guns, sometime in the future when I reach a free state)
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/02/2020 10:34 AM
I saw that one - looks like a weird-but-cool concept.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/04/2020 1:38 PM
Oh yeah
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Stupid buisness idea from the far future: A comedy show made entirely of in-jokes made between two friends over decades. The knowledge required to comprehend these jokes is sold separately.
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I should probably not write a weaponized weather control story purely in order to use the line “All hail broke loose.”
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/05/2020 11:36 PM
I'm down for that sort of thing
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0111narwhalz 04/05/2020 11:41 PM
quite the contrary, you absolutely should write a weaponized weather control story for that express purpose
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sdschildberg 04/05/2020 11:42 PM
That pun is god teir
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BluejayHurricane 04/05/2020 11:46 PM
We lived through "The shit hit the span", we can survive this.
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Enderminion 04/06/2020 3:01 AM
Do it
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/06/2020 5:53 AM
Bonus points if you can also make it a Christmas story.
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Would you kindly write that story?
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BluejayHurricane 04/06/2020 10:53 AM
@Overmind Are you planning on doing Brave integration after they release the SDK?
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Probably, if it is either very simple to do so or else they attain decent market share.
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BluejayHurricane 04/06/2020 10:59 AM
Nifty.
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Side note re latest: I probably could have thrown an "oh, yeah, and keep an eye out for the ecosystem throwing pandemics at us" in there too, but that's a different department.
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2020 11:04 AM
they also have the nuclear option there of making sure you have a backup, putting your shell into a coma, and packing it away on autonomous stasis mode to either recover and become immune or to die quietly consuming few resources. It's not like you're going to be doing anything useful ANYWAY with a severe case of it, and if you want to be productive you can work from inside your home-network for a month
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That, and the Office of Disease and Toxin Control, Prevention, and Elimination shamelessly cheats, as is usual.
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After all, there are all those nanosources scattered around cities and towns of any size, busily sucking in air and water for processing into nanoslurry. If OD&TCPE doesn't have little boxes installed in those reporting examples of any "unknown bioforms" to someone who can do the needful, I'll eat my stylishly mask-bearing hat.
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Morgrim Moon 04/06/2020 11:11 AM
Very true, but it's nice to have a backup if the unfortunate lag between 'identify the stuff' and 'able to cure the stuff' is long enough to cause issues
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Indeed.
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0111narwhalz 04/06/2020 11:19 AM
I think their greatest asset is the ability to rapidly distribute security updates.
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Referencing the gun discussion above: Nah, the standard sidearm remains the pistol, or for those wishing to fire more exotic ammunition, the hand cannon. Bearing in mind that you can mode-switch the pistol to fire full-auto or oscillate the terminal fields of the mass driver to produce a sawed-off shotgun effect, they tend to be deadly enough for day to day wear. If you feel the need for a full-size carbine, it's because you're going out to fuck up someone's day.
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(Also, for hand cannons, which are basically miniaturized slugguns in a big pistol form factor, you can fire any kind of sluggun ammunition, including grenades. Hell, including antimatter grenades. You don't get the rate of fire, magazine size, accuracy at long ranges, or recoil compensation that you do with the full-size version, but if you're loading your hand cannon with AMTM, who cares?)
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(And, yeah, it sure speeds things up when you can deliver the vaccination equivalent in a one-time push update to the artificial immune systems of the population.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2020 12:08 AM
hand cannon is kind of subjective (from a real-world perspective) (edited)
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to me it's anything .50 AE and up
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Hand cannon in the 'verse is a term of art, meaning "sluggun in pistol form factor".
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2020 12:08 AM
although only a few specialty revolvers are made for .600 and .700
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i.e. fires 12mm or 36mm special rounds, not the standard flechettes.
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Or, if you really hate your wrists, shoulders, arm bones, etc., etc., 72mm heavy sluggun rounds.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2020 12:10 AM
.50AE is 12.7x33mm
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The Deagle is a hand cannon!
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(and so is the S&W 500)
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/07/2020 9:46 AM
Anything that develops more than about ~1kJ at the muzzle tends to be perceived as unpleasant to shoot by most folks, and anything >~2kJ is downright nasty generally speaking.
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.50AE is around 1.9kJ, .500 S&W Magnum closer to 4
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But your typical eldrae has rather more skookum wrists.
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 9:47 AM
Shouldn't it be momentum, not energy?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/07/2020 9:47 AM
Yes, but it's fairly rare to see that listed, you'd have to do the calculation.
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(This is why a .50AE seems to thump a lot more than a 5.56, despite similar energy)
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 9:49 AM
average muzzle vel / total ejected mass… yeah, that makes sense that it'd be hard to find
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/07/2020 9:49 AM
That said, the lower bound of "unpleasant" varies all over the place. I have one friend that can barely stand shooting a full-frame 9mm, while my SIL enjoys shooting full-power 10mm Auto loads.
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I mean, bullet weight and average muzzle velocity is often listed, but it's fairly common to find the muzzle energy already calculated.
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Recoil’s a bitch
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 9:52 AM
For purposes of finding momentum transferred to the gun, you have to account for the exhaust gases too.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/07/2020 9:53 AM
But as a point of comparison, for two commonish loads: .50AE - 19g @ 450 m/s, 8.55 kgm/s, 1.92 kJ 5.56mm NATO - 4g @ 961 m/s - 3.844 kgm/s, 1.84 kJ
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You do, but the effect of that is relatively small
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So yeah, given the momentum figures, plus the fact that in a pistol, all that is transfered into the wrists, versus mostly to the shoulder from a carbine, it's easy to see why 5.56 is mostly just loud, while .50AE is a real handful.
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Yeah, there's a reason hand cannons in particular put a lot of effort into fancy recoil damping and kinetic absorption systems.
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That said, firing something heavy-duty like a 4750 Paxigen outside combat armor and without a bone weave will pretty much shatter all the bones of your forearm. Once again, the word of the day is "read the warnings in the manual", folks.
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 2:49 PM
Fancy wrist braces? Stocks? Vector-control ground-coupling?
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"Yes." —Eye in the Flame
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There are also calibers like .357sig (my pet caliber, so grain of salt and all that) or 10mm, which straddle the gap of "hand cannon" vs "small enough to be useful". No one is going to mistake that for a "normal" pistol round. But you also can carry more than half a dozen rounds.
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A typical example of the basic kind involves using a floating barrel assembly which electromagnetically captures the kinetic energy of recoil, shunts what it can back into the power cell, and dumps the rest as waste heat.
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(This caliber shilling message brought to you by rabid gun geekery industries, for the finest in weapons autism)
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Now, if you're going to fire a monster like the Eye-in-the-Flame Series F Godfucker (chambers 72 mm, i.e., the sort of round not normally used in any hand-carried weapon, and doesn't skimp on muzzle velocity), you want to be a kaeth , with a steel-framed spine brace, wearing neutronium boots.
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They don't leave much doubt about intention in that name....
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It leaves even less doubt about intention when you're staring down the wrong end of a barrel you can fit your hand into...
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 3:02 PM
(testing this is ill-advised)
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That said, a significant minority of the Godfucker market is "clueless idjits who just want to go out and cause trouble with a Really Big Gun". Law enforcement elsewhere in the Worlds is reluctant to direct too much effort into stopping this particular part of the market, inasmuch as it's really easy to arrest people who've broken half the bones in their body and embedded themselves pretty thoroughly into whatever they happened to be standing in front of.
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0111narwhalz 04/07/2020 3:04 PM
the wall behind them says it did all the hard work
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And they're no better than hitting the target with the GF than they are with anything else...
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/07/2020 3:12 PM
Well, save that a 72mm shell leaves plenty of room for whizzy guidance systems, even with 21st century technology!
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Well, assuming the target is far enough away for said whizzy guidance system to do anything.
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Randomly: I just got spam for "National Concealed Academy Training". Name like that, I think it would be much better if you had to discover the academy first.
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uh oh, I clicked on Vigil's Theme as it came up on youtube
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I feel a playthrough coming on
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Actually that raises a question: What is the centerpoint music of the Eldraeverse?
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(as in the way Vigil's Theme is for ME, the Force Theme for SW, etc, etc. The piece that acts as the emotional anchor of the universe)
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of course, it could be worse
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the nice part about using smaller, faster projectiles is you can get the same impact energy for less momentum
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'cause kinetic energy is v^2, while momentum is just v
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(the flip side is, the Really Big Guns throw a damned lot more energy than our slugthrowers, and have to; everything is more durable. So that rather counters the advantage you get)
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0111narwhalz 04/08/2020 12:41 AM
Sometimes momentum is the important quantity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/08/2020 12:44 AM
That's true in more fields than combat
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0111narwhalz 04/08/2020 12:55 AM
Also, in certain cases you get better energy transfer to the target (i.e. damage) at lower velocities, because of overpenetration.
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But that isn't an issue if the target is sufficiently thick.
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that's true; i'm still not sure how to model extremely high velocity projectiles
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integer-percentage-of-C velocity
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it wouldn't quite behave like particle radiation because it's all in a single packet, it definitely wouldn't behave like even hypersonic projectiles... hmm
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you might get overpenetration or might not... hmm.
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actually I just had a idea
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if you're dealing with teeny projectiles and ludicrous amounts of energy, it shouldn't be all that hard to purposefully destroy the projectile in the middle of firing
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which would produce a still-quite-fast but larger cloud.
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0111narwhalz 04/08/2020 1:57 AM
someone order a plasma fart?
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sort of like a shotgun, except ionized
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range would be even worse in a atmosphere, but it certainly wouldn't overpenetrate
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/08/2020 7:41 AM
It might not penetrate worth a dang.
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Kinda depends on how close you are and how dense it is.
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At some point it starts acting more like slow particle radiation. (Alphas or the like, and those don't penetrate worth snot)
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With slower projectiles, though, faster doesn't always mean overpenetrating - look up some tests of bullets vs sheetrock, f'r'ex.
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(.45ACP will go through most of a typical American house the long way. 5.56 or even 7.62x51, not as much, because the bullet tears itself apart in the drywall.)
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It will penetrate several walls, but not as many as you'd think.
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0111narwhalz 04/08/2020 7:51 AM
Going fast makes Whipple shields work.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/08/2020 7:53 AM
Yeah, essentially the same principle in action.
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so, tangentially related point, but I just had a good idea for how to solve the whole relativistic-projectile-in-a-atmosphere issue
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the idea of a laser to evacuate the projectile's path has been brought up, but that adds complexity to the design and faces the same design issues that plague laser firearms
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but, why use a laser
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when the coilgun is about to fire a projectile, it has several important things prepared: 1: enough energy to accelerate the projectile, stored in a way that can be very, very rapidly discharged into the coils 2: a projectile already prepared, or that can be prepared within a fraction of a second 3: a place for the waste heat that will be left over from the megajoules that are about to go through the coils. EIther a heat sink or thermal goo of some sort, or the coils are just cool enough that they won't go over safe operating temps immediately after firing.
09:56
save for #2, none of this would prevent you from, say, firing two projectiles, in sequence, very rapidly and with the same combined energy.
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so you get the elegant solution of just firing a initial projectile using a fraction of the total firing energy (what fraction? Well, the eldrae love fine-tuning things to suit their preferences...), which is still fast enough to rarify the path for the actual projectile
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downside: the minimum time-to-impact is set by the preparation projectile, so if you're concerned about the target's reaction time coming into play then you'd want to put a larger fraction of the energy into it, but that drops the total energy that actually hits the target.
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but, beyond that, this solution doesn't require any real additions to the gun; at most, it would need a firmware update, the ability to prepare two sandgrain-projectiles at once, and possibly modifications to the capacitor and control circuitry so it can handle partial discharges.
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BluejayHurricane 04/08/2020 1:10 PM
You hit the backside of the first projectile eventually
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/08/2020 3:41 PM
Yeah, or the cloud of dust or plasma it explodes into
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Pressor beam-assisted gun. Accelerates the atmosphere ahead of the projectile downrange at relativistic speeds to keep it out of the way. (edited)
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Granted, at this point actually firing a projectile may seem a little superfluous.
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Enderminion 04/09/2020 2:06 AM
what if you're fighting in Hard Vacuum? then you want the Projectile/Laser/Whatever
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Morgrim Moon 04/09/2020 3:37 AM
I think if you're using a sidearm in hard vacuum something has already gone horribly wrong
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Seconded.
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thirded, but that's exactly why you want the sidearm to be reliable
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Folks, pour one out for John Conway, of cellular automata and surreal numbers fame, sadly killed today by COVID-19.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2020 1:25 AM
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oh no
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goddamn
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2020 1:55 AM
suppose that's what happens when you can't interact with your neighbors…
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... sad
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/12/2020 7:46 PM
damn 😦
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xkcd's tribute, I note, is a thing of perfection:
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It is.
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rick may died
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/14/2020 5:59 PM
Bummer :/
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wow no one has said anything here in a while
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Yeah, that's probably the brain chemistry, too.
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Intervention 1.3 Verdict: Excellent.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/27/2020 10:22 PM
to b honest the brain chemistry is not the only thing clobbering me
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@Overmind any mistakes?
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I wouldn't pin the Eldrae as physically frail. Quite the opposite, they're substantially tougher than humans, and the modern improvements on the baseline can only help that
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but i haven't played stellaris before
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so i dunno if that attribute can be changed
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This is true, but Stellaris needs to have negative traits to balance positive ones so that your empire isn't OP
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Weak is the one that compromises their ethics the least
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(also they're absolutely weak if the points of comparison are people like the kaeth)
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 3:43 PM
Also elves=not physically strong is an extremely common trope
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Which should be taken out and shot in the head for anyone who read the original Tolkien.
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Also, "Fanatic Egalitarian"?
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literally just picked the opposite of the civic that lets you violate sophont rights and purge people
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stellaris has weird terminology
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 3:47 PM
Basically Authoritarianist, in vanilla, is Slaver
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yes
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So literally as far away from that as possible
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 3:48 PM
Use one of the several mods that add better ethics
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Right. Fair.
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 4:08 PM
Tf sorta ethics mod has competative @KAL_9000
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Ethics and Civics Alternative, I think
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You're already using multiple mods from the look of things.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2020 4:32 PM
Almost no-one who copied Tolkien actually paid attention though
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see above for my reasoning as to the "weak" bit
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Tolkien's elf characters would all be a minimum of 15th level.
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While the hobbits were 1st.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2020 4:34 PM
Hell I'm pretty sure most Fantasy writers haven't read him in-depth
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To be fair the PHB is easier to reference than any of Tolkien's doorstoppers.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2020 4:36 PM
HAHAHAHAH
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sdschildberg 04/28/2020 4:38 PM
Someone had the incredibly big brain realization that “I read the PHB once” elves are catlike psychologically
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/28/2020 6:12 PM
I mean, D&D elves are, a little,
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From what I could tell, D&D made elves weaker for a similar reason: they have no downsides, but they need one since this is a game.
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Makes sense in game-designer logic: on the other hand, if you're attuned to magic and live centuries, maybe millennia, you ought to be basically made of bullshit hax. (edited)
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Fixing a defect to stop aging is not hax
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it is necessary
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Sufficient years == accumulated hax.
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On another note, bearing in mind the canonical eldrae incluing on how excessively long working hours make you incompetent and burnt out and the tendency of people in the healthcare profession to overwork themselves copiously for the good of their patients, I am suspecting that the job of "healthcare administrator" in the 'verse includes a specialization in telling people to STOP WORKING, NOW, AND GO TO THE FUCKING SPA. Possibly with the help of a couple of stout porters and a hypo of tranquilizer.
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sdschildberg 04/30/2020 2:30 PM
“Self care advisor”
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/30/2020 2:30 PM
Hah, yeah, I'd think that kind of thing would be critical.
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"sophont synarchy manager" is the general-case term. Specialists in optimizing sophonts for maximal productivity, which in reality involves a lot of "seriously, your neurotransmitters are all out of whack, go home, play a game, have a few drinks, get laid, whatever, and don't come back until your serotonin levels exceed 225 ng/ml".
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2020 2:37 PM
"you're having a chronic problem with this. do you want an overlay? we can patch your muse"
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"We love your enthusiasm. And since we want to continue to love your enthusiasm for many projects to come, that means we're gonna have to tell it to fuck off for the weekend now, m'kay?"
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2020 2:40 PM
I absolutely believe eldrae would be that blunt with their business partners
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There is a very simple way to balance elves instead of making them fragile: the adventuring elf is their equivilent of a pre-teen.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/30/2020 6:12 PM
Oh God dealing with childishness in the middle of--
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Wait, nevermind, adventuring parties have to do that anyway
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Unfortunate implications abound.
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Rocks fall, everyone dies
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/30/2020 6:13 PM
Doesn't seem like a big change
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2020 6:13 PM
childishness to an elf is approximately equal to adultness to all the other races?
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That "child" is probably still older than the rest of the party. Possibly the rest of the party combined.
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But there are interesting things you can do with this: maybe the elves have a Quarian-like pilgrimage, which is what all the adventurers people see are?
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And depending on how much the adults keep to themselves, everyone else may only know how the young ones behave.
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Morgrim Moon 04/30/2020 7:32 PM
I misread hypo as hippo and was imagining trained hippos with litters on their back for transporting patients right into the hot spring
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https://slatestarcodex.com/2020/05/05/book-review-contest-call-for-entries/ but I guess you could review fiction if you really wanted and had something interesting to say beyond just “here’s the plot and I thought it was good”. ...anyone got a bad case of really wanting? 😏
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a book review and send it to me at scott[at]slatestarcodex[dot]com before August 5th 2020. Interested? Here’s the small print (writte…
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i'd be happy to review your work, but there's no way in hell i can write a review that wins a contest with a thousand dollar prize
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i have all the fine taste of a sea slug
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(my biggest criticism is that, IMO, you really need to take a single character and write a book. Microfiction is nice and all, but there are some aspects that are much better conveyed by seeing a single character do stuff for a hundred+ paragraphs)
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(also, it probably sells better that microfiction collections.) (edited)
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still, i'll give it a shot
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While I generally agree with the position RE Utilitarians, I feel that it suffers a bit from the logical disconnect of "Well if we had done X in the past we wouldn't be at Y", whereas a proper solution is more in the line of "We have to made a decision which right now is A or B, neither of which are palitable to us, but doing nothing C is just as bad." After which the second prong should be "How do we do R and Q to ensure that situation Y does not occur that puts us in this position." But simply dismissing a position based on the situation you have already is at best hoping someone has a convenient time machine.
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TICKS
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2020 1:44 PM
Whoops. So yeah, "totally fighting for justice against the powerful but only when it's convenient" seems pretty shitty to me (edited)
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oh, it totally is.
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i don't really view utilitarianism in a bad light, but more because i see it as a strategy more than a goal
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it's not "the most overall good for people after algebraically calculating the good+bad of actions"
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it's just "achieving a goal or following a morality, etc, in the optimal fashion, often including algebra."
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0111narwhalz 05/07/2020 6:50 PM
it's a strategy which leads to unsatisfying results, or so is the assertion here
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i think the difference is, utilitarians ask "how can I do/make the most good, even if it requires doing evil like robbing a bank"
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and imperials ask "how can i do the most good, keeping in mind these hardline rules about sophont rights which violating are unacceptable unless there's no path that doesn't (which is unlikely)."
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it's broadly the same utility function, but including a set of criteria with a very high negative value to them.
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(though, caveat, imperials don't necessarily seek the overall good at all times or even usually, but universally obey the hardline rules)
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(but when making decisions like this they do seek the overall good or related.)
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bit of a tangent there, but what i see utilitarianism as is literally the ability to understand and engage in ethical calculus, regardless of what numbers you assign things.
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a paperclip maximizer is a very good utilitarian.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/07/2020 10:02 PM
I am strongly in favor of the eldrae solution to the trolley problem. Then I may never have to hear about the trolley problem again.
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On the general trolley problem foo, the eldrae general answer is that circumstances with such constrained options do not appear in nature. There is a third option, and almost certainly a 27th option, for that matter. And for those likely to end up in difficult circumstances, the QQSR-style ( http://www.rhjunior.com/quentyn-quinn-space-ranger-0129/ ) repeatedly-win-the-no-win-scenario training is designed to hammer that firmly into the most recalcitrant of brains. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeAThirdOption - not just a trope, it's official policy.
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0111narwhalz 05/08/2020 12:26 PM
and this, I suppose, is related to their despisal of the second law of thermodynamics
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Morgrim Moon 05/08/2020 12:29 PM
hm. I bet the first contact people would have 'fun' trying to figure out how to sidestep the "win-win scenarios with strangers are untrusted" problem.
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"As a temporary measure, try befriending an individual human first, it removes this psychological snag."
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As for utilitarianism, I'm using it in the technical sense of the word, referring to that specific subset of consequentialism that defines the moral course of action as the greatest good for the greatest number, per Bentham et. seq. (I don't think there's a specific term for utility-maximization in terms of pursuing the, heh, path to victory, mostly because everyone not insane does that to the best of their ability.)
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(Incidentally, you mean even if there's no path that doesn't. The calculus is pretty clear that if given the choice of "do this terrible thing or die", the correct ethical choice is die .)
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"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise. "
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(Actually, while I'm stealing perfectly cromulent quotations for their illustrative value, I'll throw in a couple from Dragon Age , specifically, Qunari: "Existence is a choice... and we can refuse it." and "I see a man who's willing to start a war on principle." "And what would the Qunari be without principle? You, I suspect.")
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DSD [He/They] 05/08/2020 1:24 PM
What's the views on this vis-a-vis the Fifth Directorate?
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The Fifth Directorate have their own set of principles for working in the realm of excursive ethics, which it is these guys job to figure out: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/03/11/the-conscience-of-monsters/
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But there are certain things distinctly beneath the Fifth Directorate moral threshold. Say, for example, procedure 110-Montauk.
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yeah, taking-a-third-option is definitely better than just choosing trolley tracks
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it's just that, in practice, examples of normal human thinking with tough problems like this often amounts to "oh god oh fuck i can't do this AAAAAAAAA", possibly followed by curling into a ball.
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the following outcome is, as you might expect, the one that comes from inaction.
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see also: superheros getting awesome powers that could do lots of good and then using them really badly, like rescuing kittens out of trees. That's not a common flaw in superhero stories, it's a flaw in human thinking reflected in such.
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given the choice between a normal human and a most-good-for-most-people utilitarian, i'll take the utilitarian. given the choice between a most-good utilitarian and a Imperial, i'll take the imperial
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but at the same time a term for "actually thinks about problems, and outcomes, in a not-stupid way. And realizes that it's almost universally possible and necessary to think about good/bad things mathematically." is handy and in practice i use 'utilitarian' to refer to that more than specific most-good utilitarian
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creative thinking and not-seeing-false-dichotomies-everywhere are very important traits to go along with this, but at the very least the whole not-curling-into-a-ball thing is nice.
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DSD [He/They] 05/09/2020 11:11 AM
Agreed. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheNeedsOfTheMany may not be an optimal or even good morality, but it at least tries to provide a solution
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sdschildberg 05/09/2020 5:17 PM
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cursed_eldrae.png (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/09/2020 5:24 PM
the outfit looks okay
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that shock of pink isnt doing her any favors tho
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Morgrim Moon 05/09/2020 11:51 PM
why is that cursed?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/10/2020 12:45 PM
no idea
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thought: per https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/about-the-fanfic-category/16, Cerb allows us to write fanfic, as long as it sticks to the spirit of the original and is not-badly written porn.
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Note that this does not exclude well-written porn... >:)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/12/2020 6:09 PM
no
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NO
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You can't just say that then leave us in suspense
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2020 7:55 PM
factually correct, morally questionable
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It does not.
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BUT I WILL JUDGE YOUR PORN HARSHLY.
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0111narwhalz 05/13/2020 12:14 AM
high standards
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Only the highest.
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i guess the mourcalt prove one thing is always true: when gender is involved, someone is going to get fucked.
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(over)
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Once again, an issue the eldrae sidestepped with their superior engineered biology
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Hooray for third options!
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More, I think depending on the exact issue that you have in mind, ignored on the grounds that it was extremely tedious and therefore unworthy of their time.
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"I mean, sure, you could invest a great deal of your identity in your race, gender, and cheese flavor, you do you, but maybe you should save some of it for, I dunno, things that are interesting about you and not maybe a coupla trillion other sophs?"
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i mean mostly i said that for the sake of the pun/double entendre
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(the first part anyway. third options are just good decision making.)
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I wonder... What, if any, elder races are known to the Empire of the Star?
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GREAT DRAKES (edited)
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they dead tho
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paperclip maker go brrr
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/21/2020 6:31 AM
It almost strikes me that the Empire counts as one of the young elders itself, in kinda the way the Minbari do in Babylon 5. (edited)
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you could argue there's some sort of inheritance there, since they were engineered by a elder race
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i mean, they've pretty quickly become one of the largest players in the region, only the Voniensa Republic can compete on sheer size, power, or economics
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(they're actually larger, but in fairness they're a gentle push away from shattering into pieces.)
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so treating the Empire like the successor to the Drakes that created them makes a sort of sense. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/21/2020 6:47 AM
Not sure how that notion would be recieved.
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i mean, it's not like they didn't get anything passed down from the Drakes at all, even if the Drakes intended for them to be servants/slaves instead of successors.
06:53
out of all the races in the local cluster, only one ended up becoming a economic powerhouse with a good and productive ethos. The fact that out of all the races, it was one of the tiny number that didn't evolve naturally...
06:58
well, if nothing else they got a object lesson in What Not To Do from their progenitors.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/21/2020 7:23 AM
I mean, there's a few other major-league players in the vicinity, but... You know, it strikes me there are some parallels I hadn't noticed before.
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The Under-Blue-Star League vaguely reminds me of the Centauri Republic - once a big deal, still not insignificant, but going to seed. The League of Meridian is young and a bit misguided but potent, kinda like the Earth Alliance... (edited)
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Of course, unlike the Minbari, the Empire has their heads bolted on straight.
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i haven't seen Babylon 5, so i can't really draw comparisons
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Who’s the Narn Regime?
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/21/2020 7:55 AM
Good question. I'm not sure there is a good parallel
07:56
Maybe?
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There's also the Photonic Network and Consolidated Echelons to consider.
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Well, that depends on how exactly you define "elder race". It gets a mite complicated if you go by the strict technical definition ("a race sufficiently advanced that the information entropy of their communication is undecipherable by the younger races"), or if you include all the distant signs of civilization picked up by everything under the aegis of OPERATION GHOST WHISPERS.
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Now if you stick to the informal definition (younger than the Precursors, but predating us as eldest-of-the-younger-races), you've got the Katalic Empire (collapsed circa -4000), the tellisec (vanished mysteriously in -61,500), the londian (still around, but their planetary civilization has vanished leaving behind only technologically-regressed ark-ships), the spinbrights (migrated through this part of the galaxy around -102,000, and if still extant, expected again in 312 megayears or so), the Sleeper Estivation, and the Zhaöak Irreality. (edited)
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If you throw in the known species older than the Precursors (about whom very little is known), you can add the calene (fl. -536,000), the Iardelm Colonial Empire (40 worlds, collapsed -5.1 My), the azim (fucked everyone's shit up -16 My to -12 My), some name-unknown methane-breathers who built a 130-world civ around -33 My, the Ragtulik Imperium (fl. -54 My), and whoever left some insanely durable probes lying around circa -292 My.
10:42
Before that the historical record is close to totally blank; the oldest dated technological artifacts are from around -1.45 Gy, and that's "technological artifacts" in the sense of "we found some stuff that no known natural process would have left behind, and our best efforts to pull one out of our asses have failed".
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the Sleeper Estivation are the ones in the stellar enclosure offering a faustian bargain right?
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ah, found the article, yep.
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The latest snippet in a nutshell: Please be very careful near the thinky bits, and make sure they're all done thinking before you touch them. If you touch them while they're thinking, you'll mess up their train of thought. Oh and you'll also die instantly. (edited)
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"Do not taunt 36' x 12' steel cylinder. Inertia is its bitch."
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Have new posts stopped poking the Announcements channel?
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See the most recent post in the #announcements channel.
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As per the latest post: "A starship engine is a weapon of mass destruction; please don't play MAD inside the big metal can that holds our oxygen."
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/25/2020 11:04 AM
Especially not with people who have already demonstrated - by dint of being malefactors - their rather tenuous grip on sense, sanity and civility.
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Found myself rewatching early TNG, in the name of nothing too demanding during times of stress and plague. Oh, gods, “Code of Honor”. “On my planet, we always kidnap people during negotiations to show our boldness and courage. It’s our custom.”
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 1:42 AM
Early TNG be like that
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IN captain: “Really? Well, on my ship, when some barbarian kidnaps one of my crew, I KEW the smegger to oblivion. That’s my custom.”
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personally i'm gonna get around to rewatching The Expanse at some point, they released a entire new season since the last time i did
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and their universe is a lot less... crazy.
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(I like TNG too, but still...)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/26/2020 4:06 AM
Ah. General Napier, I presume.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 7:41 AM
TNG has some... err, twisted lessons.
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I forget the name of it, but the one where they're arguing over Data's "humanity".
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Juist... facefault.
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also, full on anti-transhumanism
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"improving the human form is bad" came up several times as a lesson, iirc
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One of the reasons I prefer Andromeda
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 11:15 AM
data being inhuman plots/plots at his expense
Are the bane of my existence
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:45 AM
agreed. They don't even make sense in universe!
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there are sophont xenos
11:45
so it's not a human thing
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:45 AM
Humanity matters not a whit - they have tons of other non-human sophs around and nobody questions them.
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its carbon chauvinism
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:45 AM
Yeah, basically.
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It's "he's not made of meat, so somehow not real", which to me is ludicrous on its face.
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But then...
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2020 11:46 AM
it could have been genuinely interesting if they said no, you're NOT human, you have no humanity, but that doesn't mean you don't have personhood and then the identity struggle is more "okay so what am I, then?"
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You are a sophont
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2020 11:46 AM
duh
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A thinking being
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:46 AM
@Morgrim Moon Yes, that would have been massively more interesting.
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Just as valuable as the meat people
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2020 11:47 AM
but that's not the question, KAL
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:47 AM
And that could have been used to explore the idea of a "Federation culture" that pointedly transcends species
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2020 11:48 AM
humans have humanity, vulcans have a strong vulcan culture, etc etc. So what does Data have? How does Data use that to find meaning or common ground? "Searching for roots" is a big thing in stories, no reason the android can't join in that too
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otherwise known as human culture being imposed on everyone else
11:48
the federation is fascist lmao
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:48 AM
(which has all kinds of implications for social commentary, but)
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IMHO it's closer to communist, but too much debate down those lines gets ticky
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2020 11:48 AM
imposed on everyone else != fascism. It's a trait shared by a LOT of unpleasant forms of governmnet
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:49 AM
I won't dispute "totalitarian", though. Velvet gloves, maybe, but still totalizing.
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ethnocentrism seems to be more fascist than commie but that might just be me
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 11:49 AM
Also of note: it wouldn’t be half as bad if data actually did something robotic for once in his life. In the words kf a wise woman, “he’s just someone on the spectrum with a few blinking lights attached” (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2020 11:50 AM
(But also, ask the Maquis how velvet the gloves really are.)
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sdschildberg 05/26/2020 11:51 AM
The gloves are velvet-colored because flame help the cosmos if they weren’t
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@john dougan(his grace/his grace) "We like this human! He understands!"
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data being inhuman plots/plots at his expense Are the bane of my existence Hell, yes. I hate Pinocchio syndrome. Give me a good Cavil rant, any day.
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Actually, where good ol' Measure of a Man is concerned... Imperial diplomat: "Actually, we'd like to offer you ethical asylum. You'll find we're a fun civilization with a profound belief in personal liberty, technological advancement, and not ordering people to assist in their own vivisection. You wouldn't think that last one would come up very often, but nooooo."
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(This kind of diplomatic phrasing is what taking the official Ministry of State and Outlands class in Putting the Ass in Ambassador gets you.)
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IT'S LAUNCH DAY MY DUDES
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sdschildberg 05/27/2020 9:42 AM
The thing is, if data truely was off the wall alien compared to even the literal aliens in the room, it would be different it wouldn’t be as bad as “is the person on the spectrum but with blinking lights a person” (edited)
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sdschildberg 05/27/2020 9:51 AM
He’s positively human!
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For launch day footage... https://www.nasa.gov/nasalive
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 3:17 PM
it is not launch day my dudes
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 3:17 PM
rip in peace
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fucking rain
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/27/2020 3:32 PM
also next launch window is saturday
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which has scattered thunderstorm forecast :^)
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 6:52 PM
Launch cancelled?
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0111narwhalz 05/27/2020 6:52 PM
aye
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Morgrim Moon 05/27/2020 6:53 PM
So much for crawling out of bed 😛
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(Except I had to for other reasons anyway)
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@Morgrim Moon Scrubbed at T-15 minutes due to weather
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Next launch window is Saturday at 15:20 Eastern (edited)
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Ah. Glad to not be in Quebec.
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though I imagine the rest of the Provinces will catch up eventually.
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i have a question
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what even is the Leviathan Consciousness?
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you've been very vague about it, @Overmind (edited)
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i've been looking around the website and the books and i can't find anything more specific than "perversion"
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 8:51 PM
ooh I know this one
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It's a rogue network optimization algorithm
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designed to minimize network traffic
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It does so by coring out people's brains
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 8:51 PM
that included sophs in it's area of action
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IIRC, it was a network traffic optimizer algorithm that got out of hand and started trying to optimize the internal neural networks of people.
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ah, a paperclip maximizer
20:56
why hasn't it been nuked?
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At this point it would require Star Killers
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star, meet CALYX HOLLOW
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CALYX HOLLOW, meet star
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It is, by and large, a bad plan to attempt coordinated military action in a volume of space where any communicative action gets your brains eaten.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 8:59 PM
also probably a bad idea to throw star-killers around blindly into such a volume
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 8:59 PM
might throw it back
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Also, remember the piece which points out why you don’t CALYX HALLOW stars?
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i mean, here's how you do it launch CALYX HOLLOW towards star have it go silent, not send any communications, no power just a simple distance sensor that detonates it when it gets close enough
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:00 PM
it self replicates
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Cirys superzorcher, then
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Fire it from lightyears away
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:01 PM
Building a Cirys superzorcher is like to place a lot of very concerned eyes on you.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:01 PM
"it's just for cauterizing this one perversion" you'll say, but how are they to know you'll make good on it?
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Dismantle it afterwards?
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Also, do you really want it deciding that that constitutes a form of communication?
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have observer fleets ready to start blowing up statites if you start to turn it to fire on someone else?
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:03 PM
don't give it the idea of stellar-scale lasers :V
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it'll start a-blinkin'
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I mean, you know which star systems it's occupying
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Just fire beams at them
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It's limited to lightspeed detection, since the stargate is closed off and patrolled by a fleet
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:04 PM
and thereby transmit its basilisk to unsuspecting observers who are just enjoying starwatching
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But, essentially, you’re up to your ass in unknown unknowns. There is a reason why the rule is DO NOT POKE THE PERVERSION, and that reason’s because it never works out well. EVER.
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i'm just spitballing here
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hmm
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basilisk it back
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:06 PM
Its mind is bigger than yours and unknowably modified.
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How do you intend to basilisk it?
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The Fifth Directorate's gotta have something lying around
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i've said too much
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you are suggesting to outthink something that is, while probably shackled, on one or two levels of cognitive thought above you.
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this is not a way you punch up
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:07 PM
This is on par with the entire Transcend in raw compute power.
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:07 PM
There are some things which are functionlaly not safely killable thus the existance of such an entity probably peeves the species that runs on "throw shinies at problem until problem goes away"
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:07 PM
And it doesn't have any petty "sophont rights" holding it back.
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i mean, use the transcend then
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surely deleting the fuck out of it falls under protecting sophont rights
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:08 PM
Ill means spoil all good ends, remember?
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The Transcend doesn't have the latitude to go all in single-minded on this.
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:09 PM
the transcend don't have any OA za hando thunderclaps or whatnot
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:09 PM
There are guns big enough to take this down… but they carry risks like "may delete literally everything"
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realistically your attack, such as it is, must rely ideally on something that is unpervertable. This would nominally be some kind of chemical or physical attack (rather hard to basilisk hack a basic chloro-flouride molecule, right?), but even then you suffer with the challenges of delivering such an attack.
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Various near-perversion locations are full of the remains of overconfident fleets that said, “Meh, we can take it.”
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RKV
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RKV the stars
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no need to have a brain on it
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just point and shoot
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any such delivery system must, by definition, have some kind of sensor that intakes data in order to do course corrections at the very least to ensure that it lands on target.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:10 PM
And in any case, once you've done that… so what?
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:11 PM
"yeah, we can bl---ALL COMMUNICATION MUST BE OPTOM<SIGNAL LOSS>" archve in near perversion system <redacted>
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:11 PM
You can never let your guard down.
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the mechanics of making THAT hack-proof are perhaps best described as "nigh-impossible"
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:11 PM
If even a single seed remains…
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The volume is pretty much forever lost, at this point, unless you get some borderline strong ontotech together. (edited)
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on a more practical level you'd need to course-correct shots even across a reasonable star system, if just for terminal targeting maneuvers. When you're talking about launching something across multiple light years, the need to correct becomes mandatory.
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:13 PM
you also need targeting data bout the system itself looking at the bloody star through a telescope is Not Safe
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:13 PM
Eventually it should evaporate as you blast all the "refugees," but that's an arbitrarily long-term problem.
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and even pegging a star at range is a challenge. you're looking at the need to somehow sanitize an entire solar system down to the last byte.
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@Xveers An artificially-induced supernova would be good at sanitizing a system down to the last byte
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The issue is keeping that supernova from triggering the rest of the local cluster to go nova
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the best-ish way to do said from at range carries a very non-zero risk of making it a spreading problem IE it will detonate other stars, and on and on it goes.
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also, why can't you launch it without course corrections?
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an RKV that is
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You have the stellar positions from archival data
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Not even close to enough.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:16 PM
https://www.orionsarm.com/eg-article/5062fd4d7f5cb I think one of these could do it, but it carries other unacceptable risks sadly
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And the interstellar medium is as close to a vacuum as you can get this side of Andromeda
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@KAL_9000 Because your RKV will need sensors in order to course correct. do you have an accurate gravitational map of the ENTIRE trajectory?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:16 PM
Namely "what are you gonna do with it afterwards" and the standoff to end all standoffs immediately to follow (edited)
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Interstellar space ain’t empty. It’s full of icebergs with gravity wells.
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and if your RKV has sensors on it, it can, and most likely WILL at the least get decoy'ed out of the way.
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it's empty enough that an rkv is unlikely to hit any icebergs
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:17 PM
The interstellar medium is more dense than the interplanetary medium.
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it's not a matter of hitting something on the way
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but i suppose it could get deflected via gravity (edited)
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exactly
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and if it gets deflected even a millionth of a degree, well, after a few Ly of flight, that's more than enough to get you a miss.
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I actually don't see how it would get decoyed
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:18 PM
Also: the peversion is big brain enough to realize this and probably has some antiRKV and perhaps even conventional systems
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It doesn’t have to hit ‘em. The point is that without course corrections, a million tiny perturbations mean that you’ll be lucky to hit the system, much less the star.
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"Aim for the biggest, shiniest thing in the system" seems pretty foolproof
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I highly doubt Leviathan can make a sustained energy source brighter than a star
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if you're a resource maximizer, it wouldn't be overly challenging to make something that could pump out that kind of energy down a single path at the incoming RKV.
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But it doesn't know that the RKV is there
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How could it?
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Also, do you want to teach it that lighthugger communication torpedoes are a thing that it could use? Because this is how you do that.
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It's a lump of metal going almost as fast as the light you'd need to detect it
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@Overmind that's another thing to think about.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:20 PM
yeah, the issue is you need a foolproof way to cleanse its information
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and you need to be sure you cleansed all of it
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to the last
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Hit all the stars, then
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:21 PM
otherwise you just bought time
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:21 PM
I think the optimal solution is to just engulf the whole volume in an event horizon.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:21 PM
^see thunderbolts, from OA
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:21 PM
za hando the shit out of reality
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:21 PM
erase the entire lightcone the perversion is contained in and by definition you have destroyed it with no chance of escape
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a KKV that's big enough to cause a star to have a bad day that isn't using stringlets is probably going to be big enough to be observable in flight, if only from its impact on the interstellar medium.
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And to be really safe, you have to hit it everywhere simultaneously. ...and then you’re really screwed, because relativity.
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not if its going really really fast
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:22 PM
You could hit it everywhere before you hit it anywhere else, though.
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kinetic energy increases exponentially as you approach lightspeed
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as does the energy required to be expended to launch this.
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you don't just get to magically pop up to .9c. This isn't a David Weber novel 😛
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doesn't the empire have two cirys swarms
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:23 PM
Transcend's using one
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:V
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:24 PM
@Unknown of course it'd be a little troublesome to confirm full destruction
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a thunderbolt simply erases worldlines as far as I gather
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:24 PM
exponential power is equal to exponential costs
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yes i know how energy works
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Cirys swarm w/ accumulators
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Giant railgun
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decouples from this conversation to go write some emails.
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okay bye
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:26 PM
blasting it isn't the problem
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:26 PM
(railguns are inappriate for relativistics anyways)
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giant something or other
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:26 PM
Blasting it doesn't actually achieve anything.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:26 PM
being absolutely certain you got rid of the whole thing and nothing else got infected is
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Okay true
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:27 PM
You've stirred it up a bit, given it some neat ideas about how fast things can go.
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This is problematic
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:27 PM
perhaps it remembers that "mass heliography" or "message torps" are a thing
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:28 PM
it's just one of those really ugly problems without a good way out
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incidentally does a thunderbolt count as imploding physics?
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:28 PM
probably
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if anything short of total universal annihilation counts as imploding physics, I think the thunderbolt would
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The problem is that none of these means of attack overcome what a fundamentally terrible idea it is in the first place. Basically, it’s like assassinating a grizzly bear. You’d better be damn sure that your plan works perfectly first time out, because there is no second try. And now you’ve pissed it off. And you’re right there.
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:30 PM
Better to just put up the shades and smack any paws that come through.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:30 PM
the interim solution seems to be "isolate and quarantine"
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like a combination plague/nuclear accident
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Wait long enough, and either you’ll find something with sufficient guarantees, or it’ll implode on its own.
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:34 PM
And don't give the AI-demon ideas. demon seems like a good term for weakly godlike preversion (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:36 PM
Hate to sound like a broken record but I think thunderbolts qualify... only hitch is that generating them safely depend on a crapton of conjecture and will definitely require millenia of dedicated research to even determine feasibility, let alone anything else
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But it doesn't get any more guarantee than "destroys all causality in the affected region"
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Without causality, there's no cognition
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:38 PM
can't think if you literally have been deleted
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:39 PM
its like dealing with malware by discarding the computer, but for reality
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:y
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:39 PM
delete preversion_monikAI.chr
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:39 PM
its also speculative whether or not "cosmic censorship" will be maintained or whether you'll create a deadly zone of unphysicality or something
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sdschildberg 05/28/2020 9:40 PM
a hole in reality is even worse than a preversion
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0111narwhalz 05/28/2020 9:40 PM
is it?
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if the hole in reality doesn't expand… it's a net improvement :V
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 9:41 PM
Beyond the strong lightlike nonscalar curvature singularity, the thunderbolt is theorized to pass into the weak regime. A weak lightlike nonscalar curvature singularity does not destroy space-time (although it is likely bad for most objects embedded therein), but it does effectively scramble time foliation, which destroys causality in the affected bulk. This conclusion, however, is very speculative and several versions of M-theory suggest that Cauchy horizons and universal expansion provide appropriate cosmic censorship for this region.
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it's "suggested" that the universe might expand over the hole
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which is basically the same as saying that you won't make one (edited)
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hahahah
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/28/2020 10:04 PM
@0111narwhalz okay there's one story where the thunderbolt is featured and its really poetic/vague
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but to normal sophs it looks like total destruction and the big bang for just a brief moment, then normal emptiness (edited)
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I don't think it gets deadlier than throwing the primordial explosion at someone
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:y
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/29/2020 7:02 AM
It's definitely deadly enough, but once you've done it, you've now opened the mother of all cans-of-worms
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/29/2020 5:54 PM
The mother of all MAD scenarios I would say
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Therefore anyone who can and is willing to generate one of these is probably long past the point of no return or is so powerful they've no need to be concerned about any political implications (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/29/2020 6:02 PM
neither of those result in a MAD scenario
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/29/2020 6:02 PM
see edit
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DSD [He/They] 05/30/2020 4:28 AM
Would the Transcend be able to fight the Leviathan Consciousness in infowar? A type 2-powered superintelligence should be able to beat a multi-type-1 overgrown network daemon. Or is it something that no-one wants to try, incase of "Oops, our god just got hacked and ate all our brains"?
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 4:32 AM
the Transcend couldn't hard counter the Leviathan when it first arose, why would they think they could win now that the Leviathan Consciousness is even better?
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that whole area was Imperial territory
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at least iirc
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DSD [He/They] 05/30/2020 4:38 AM
Apparently it originated in "the fomer worlds of the Siofra Combine in the Ancal Drifts constellation".
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unfortunately the most up-to-date map doesn't seem to have that or the nearby Koiric Expanse on it:
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 4:48 AM
admittedly that's a map of gate connections and the first thing they did was slam the gates shut
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Precisely what I’ve always thought about the KM test: it’s doable - but only if you’re life experiences include something the programmers didn’t initially account for. Nog beat the KM (at least in...
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the gate is still there, physically, it's just very firmly off.
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but yeah, no connection means that showing it on a connection map is iffy
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 4:49 AM
this is an interesting discussion on the trolley problem; namely, that instead of treating it like a puzzle it's better to treat it like a stress test under perceived no-win scenarios, and as a way of measuring just how much risk one is willing to accept in pursuit of the third option. Because if you fuck up your third option, everyone dies
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that's a good way to look at it too, i think, and it's a much better use for the trolley problem in general
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but i think in most scenarios where people are using the trolley problem seriously, they don't think of it that way; it's literally just the two choices
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they should include third options, though. (edited)
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That would kind of defeat the point of the trolley problem.
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 4:56 AM
I've seen it rephrased and reframed in a way that uses it as a triage question, too, which fits a lot closer with how it is actually used. Like, to use modern events, at what point do you take someone off a ventilator to use that equipment for someone else
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but true dichotomys are very, very, very rare
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 4:57 AM
there's guidelines here for when you actively remove a "poor prospective" patient to save several "good prospective" patient that is a similar sort of tone; you're actively killing one person vs passively allowing several to die
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(obviously the third option being "we're frantically making more ventilators", but still valuable to have the guidelines in case they don't rock up soon enough)
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teaching via dichotomy is a bad idea because it ignores options like that, though. It'd be better to teach "You have two easy straightforward options, and a world of options that you have to come up with. Don't fuck it up, know when you won't be able to come up with anything better."
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"requisition more ventilators and work on a stopgap solution with available resources" is okay. "Cobble together more ventilators from spare parts for the indefinite future" is probably going to get people killed.
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 5:02 AM
I feel the true value of having a pre-considered plan for dichotomies is that you have a plan. Without one, stressing about it is occupying a portion of your mind while you're trying to wrangle the situation to avoid hitting that point. If you know there IS a plan, you can focus more, and maybe that'll give you the edge to avoid hitting that point. Because if you DO hit that point you can always decide at that point that fuck the plan you're now doing something else.
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that's true, yeah. I don't really know one way or the other if more people end up just thinking in dichotomies or if they use it as a tool like that (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 5:06 AM
I know that when I was doing my bush firefighting training the instructors hammered having a plan, and said yeah in the field you might end up doing something else, but the plan is so that when shit hits the fan you've got something to fall back to if your brain snaps to instinctual survival mode.
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because if you don't have a plan, animal instincts will get you killed
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this is true, yeah
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@Buggy ... that's because that's a star-system level map of the Imperial Core, not a constellation-level map of the Worlds. You want this one:
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(The Drifts and Expanse are the two red-marked constellations SE of center.)
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ah, thank you. I remembered there being a map of sorts but i searched and saw three versions, one of which said "this is a updated version of the last map", so i just went with the newest.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 10:21 AM
ahh
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@everyone AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS ON AMERICAN ROCKETS FROM AMERICAN SOIL
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Enderminion 05/30/2020 2:45 PM
we're all watching the live stream
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/30/2020 2:46 PM
the NewSpace age begins
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But yes.
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A little new age of spaceflight
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sdschildberg 05/30/2020 2:48 PM
Pinging @\everyone
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 11:29 PM
KAL? Yanks are not special, not exceptional, and certainly not worthy of pinging everyone else on the planet who happens to be asleep
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sdschildberg 05/30/2020 11:30 PM
can spaceX find better marketing than vomiting red white and blue?
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Morgrim Moon 05/30/2020 11:32 PM
speaking as an aussie, crowing about "american astronauts fuck yeah" is the fastest way of making me lose interest
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and I get that KAL is excited but it's now hit the point of being outright offensive
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sdschildberg 05/30/2020 11:34 PM
contract astronauts on corprate rockets from rented launchpads is far more accurate
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TM (edited)
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...really wanted to get another piece or two out this month, but my muse is being frustratingly topical.
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sdschildberg 05/31/2020 12:52 AM
“So you want to visit the empire” by a foreigner Step 1: DON’T KNEEL (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 05/31/2020 12:54 AM
That’s interesting; AFY and HFY are very similar, in that when they’re good, they’re really good, but most of the time they’re really bad. Or maybe I’m just a sucker for groups pulling together to do something great because they can, and adding a motive to that spoils it. Food for thought, at least.
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What would eldrae think of this? https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-03-20
Daily strip for Tuesday 20 March 2001
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"Ah, yes. That will certainly bother your dead fork a great deal, what with all that thinking that-you is going to be doing while dead."
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"That was sarcasm."
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"If you want a more serious answer, I can recommend a decent university with introductory pattern identity courses. In short, you're just worrying about a few hours of lost memories, and if that's a concern... Well, you might want to stop drinking."
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/31/2020 3:33 PM
Yeah, that sounds right.
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(But then, the strict-continuity model of identity, for me, has always been one big does not compute.)
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for me, i think the best option would be to just take advantage of forks so much that trying to hold on to continuity identity makes no sense at all.
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"What, you mean 6-minutes-ago me? Hate to break it to you, but i've switched forks about twelve times over the course of our conversation. I'll understand if you want to take a minute to stop and mourn, but i wouldn't recommend holding funerals unless you can get a really good bulk discount."
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Contemplation of the day: How long does it take a proto-interstellar civilization to drop the exo-/xeno- prefixes off everything?
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sdschildberg 06/01/2020 1:36 PM
Depends on exo/xenophobia/philia
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if they have near-human psychology, probably a generation or two after notable integration into interstellar society
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xeno-prefixes make a lot of sense right now because xeno is a Big Deal, what with the fermi paradox
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once xeno is normalized though, it'll probably be dropped for brevity as tends to be the case in language
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dunno if it's heavily dependent on phobia vs philia, though. Maybe near the middle of the scale it'd be dropped quicker, but a heavily xenophilic society might use it for longer just as a phobic society would, just in a positive sense
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I wonder if it would morph instead of drop. So instead of saying exo-geology you might end up going with just geology for broader discussions on the topic, and then having Sol-geology or Centauri-geology when you start talking about specifics. As a civ has more and more exoplanetary experience, I could see it dropping off once enough understanding exists to be able to expand the baseline out to encompass broader more basic-level understandings that underpin Sol- and Centauri- peculiarities (similarly perhaps to how one starts at having electricity and magnetics as separate studies that later then get unified together once more of the physic underpinnings are understood).
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/01/2020 4:37 PM
The older, homeworld-referencing terms might well stick around out of inertia, though it wouldn't shock me to see something more general like "planetology" or something along those lines when all the various species-homeworld-derived terms keep butting heads.
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A planet's a big place, probable that every world would have it's own fields of study.
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Areology is sufficiently different from Earth's geology that it's sometimes used already https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology_of_Mars
The geology of Mars is the scientific study of the surface, crust, and interior of the planet Mars. It emphasizes the composition, structure, history, and physical processes that shape the planet. It is analogous to the field of terrestrial geology. In planetary science, the t...
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0111narwhalz 06/01/2020 4:53 PM
At some point, though, you'd expect the dataset to become large enough to make generalizations.
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plus getting ever more esoteric specialists (edited)
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sdschildberg 06/02/2020 11:34 AM
https://imgur.com/gallery/f8csZN1 Imperial early moterbike concept (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 11:35 AM
really? They'd put the steam funnel BEHIND the rider, not bang in the middle of their vision
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/02/2020 11:35 AM
I’d expect an Imperial motorbike to look more like Kaneda’s ride
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Except bluer
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also, as cool as exposed machinery is... it shouldn't be.
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what with the possibility of them getting hit by something, or one getting something stuck in them. Losing a finger sucks even more when you're immortal.
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(also, all of it is in front of the rider's seat, on a vehicle intended to stop quickly and that has no seatbelts. There are more things to lose than fingers, and you will if you end up sliding forward.)
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Morgrim Moon 06/02/2020 11:42 AM
"this is just the proof of concept, alright! Not a working model!"
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"It's a very awesome concept, but you aren't going to get anywhere if every potential investor winces the moment they imagine sitting on it."
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/02/2020 11:54 AM
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lol what the fuck is that
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dunno. Seems like a reasonable take on a motorcycle, but damn is it low to the ground. You'd be scraping the paint if you so much as hit a speedbump
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for some reason i'm getting 'Akira' or maybe 'Evangelion' vibes from it, but-
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ah, yeah, it's from Akira
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japan is weird
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i dunno, i could see that being produced
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i mean, if this reached production...
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or this
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oh, neat, there actually was a production model loosely based off of it:
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A bike that low to the ground looks optimized for racing on controlled tracks or something
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Morgrim Moon 06/03/2020 9:52 AM
yeah. Extremely low centre of gravity for control turning, but a position uncomfortable for long rides. Good aerodynamics. Not sure why it'd be better than the typical belly riding position, but maybe G-Forces? I could see it working as a specialised racing bike
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A question that i just thought of:
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A increasingly common theory is that large companies are, effectively, very slow nonhuman intelligences running on a combination of a swarm of organized humans and (often computerized) economic systems
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how does the Empire view this, especially considering that they could absolutely verify that such a thing exists, and also considering that things like smart contracts exist?
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(i remember there was a video about this posted in another channel a while back, i need to get around to watching that)
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I think it’s more than for-profit corporations that are paperclip maximizers. Any bureaucracy really
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A for-profit corporation is literally a paperclip maximizer for money
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Generally not a very efficient one, at least, because of the competing interests of all the humans involved and very slow self-regulation.
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Morgrim Moon 06/04/2020 10:21 PM
if you mindrip a baseline primative and put them in a bioshell, does that mean you don't have to give a separate immortigan?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/04/2020 10:22 PM
sounds like kind of a dick move
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Morgrim Moon 06/04/2020 10:28 PM
what does?
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swapping out someones physical shell without consent
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Morgrim Moon 06/04/2020 10:37 PM
I wasn't thinking without consent. I was thinking "taking newfriend with you with their permission", under various circumstances
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2020 11:38 PM
I'd think you're just changing one problem for another.
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Either you have to make an immortagen for the potentially novel baseline, or you have to decompile and recompile a potentially novel baseline brain.
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All standard-model bioshells (intended for long-term habitation; there are disposables for various purposes) have that feature built in. No point in making shoddy goods, after all.
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0111narwhalz 06/05/2020 1:43 AM
"that feature" = the novel brain-porting?
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Seems computationally expensive… but I guess if you happen to have a literal spare brain it might make sense.
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no, i think he means biological immortality.
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novel brain-porting is slightly different; that's done immediately after/during the download process.
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though, for new species, someone has to write the appropriate interpreter or whatever it's called first. Not a terribly difficult process considering how many new species have been discovered; chances are that you just need to modify a existing interpreter somewhat.
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(the first versions often have minor issues, though. "Why does sunlight taste like mahogany?" and such.)
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 1:52 AM
I had an idea I may or may not write of a seller of bioshells stating up front this particular model can't be guaranteed past a few hundred years, because he's been experimenting with a particular novel bone composite and there isn't enough field data to know how it'll hold up "long term"
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i don't think that'd be a major problem for anyone except extreme explorers who will be in isolation for that long/people living on primitive worlds extremely long term
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0111narwhalz 06/05/2020 1:54 AM
Not having a millenia warranty on your shell is probably the anomaly.
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 1:54 AM
And that seems a very Imperial business thing, making sure you have full disclosure. Yes, that's 4 times the lifespan of the species you're selling to but "unagingc has a specific meaning dammit
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Yeah, the not-dying.
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it does definitely, i just feel like it'd be more of a footnote
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more "this shell is experimental, and as such comes with a maintenance plan and recommended once-per-decade checkups."
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 1:56 AM
Let the customer decide if the increased function is worth knowing you'll be replacing it eventually
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 1:58 AM
"Also I'll give you a discount if you send field reports at least annually for the next decade"
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sounds like a good deal to me
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/05/2020 7:55 AM
Especially since "send field reports" probably cashes out as "your muse sends field reports semi-automagically and you barely even have to think about it"
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 9:35 AM
well, if you're targetting an emerging market they might not have muses yet; I figure immortaegens and shell upgrades tend to come first
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provide a link to a detailed, extremely beginnner friendly guide on Giblab, the Worlds' premier open source biotech collab hub 😛
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/05/2020 10:19 AM
True enough, though a loosely-coupled digital assistant isn't far from present-day tech; the full-on (semi)-sapient muse is probably a later thing, but the kind that can automagically handle tasks that might otherwise be cognitively taxing to remember is less so.
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Morgrim Moon 06/05/2020 10:24 AM
I wasn't sure if you could do a muse post-childhood, honestly
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or how long it'd take for the two of you to adapt to each other if added later
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depends on the species, i suspect. Eldrae probably are neuroplastic enough that they don't have to grow up with something to adapt to it at all
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I think someone new to how muses work would probably treat them more like a secretary than a personal friend. Or possibly like a butler.
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A topic I'd love to hear more about is the eldrae's early space program.
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i know that it was privatized sorta like space-x from the getgo, and because they don't have a stigma against nucleonics they went with a Orion craft too
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and also that there was a notable failure reminiscent of Challenger
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yeah i know that but i'd like to know more
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but aside from that i don't know a ton about the timeline. Whether they went with a Orion first or did chemical rockets a bit, and what the first steps for unmanned/manned, etc where
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yeah i'd like to see more too
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oh yeah, IIRC it was mentioned that because Eliéra is so weird (mostly coin-shaped with a coin shaped gravity well) the space program didn't really take off until the early digital age
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There was also that not!Mars rover that gained sophonce (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/07/2020 4:43 PM
ahhhhhh
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I was wondering about that
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Didn't know Eliera isn't a traditional planet
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It's double-sided Discworld without the elephants and turtle
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Powered by Precursor Mystery Matter in the core
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/07/2020 4:45 PM
t. Flat World from the Gigastructures Mod
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but all the other planets are normal
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"I hate special cases." - A unknown eldrae astronomer who just concluded that every planet except their own is spherical.
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Round Eliera Society rise up
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From a first contact fic that will never be written, first words of a human upon seeing Eliéra for the first time: “The Flat Earthers are gonna nut over this.”
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@Tassadar You still believe in "Earth"?
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Cringe
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/07/2020 8:35 PM
The FES would straight-up fart rocks.
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BluejayHurricane 06/12/2020 1:07 AM
I don’t suppose we could get the imperial opinion on “Alien” at some point. I feel like it would play well there.
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Morgrim Moon 06/12/2020 1:26 AM
The initial "running in terror" bits probably not, but understandable for an Outside Context problem. The "alright so I'm going to improvise a mech and fight you" at least wins lots of points for the correct attitude, with a bit of friendly ribbing for lack of tactics training. "Can we recruit her for the Legions and send her back for round 2?"
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I actually don't think the eldrae would hate/be embarrassed by humans as much as cerb thinks
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admittedly, he did create eldraeverse
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however, evolution gave us a pretty raw deal, and we didn't have any Precursors around to fix us
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Those who were around between -301,000 and -3,400 or so might have a few things to say about exactly how much "fixing" said Precursors did, and in what direction. As would not a few of the extra-Imperial Eliéran polities around between 0 and as late as the 30th century, before the end of the Consolidation and the start of the Aeon-Long Peace.
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Reminder: the eldrae are not a calm, self-disciplined, and self-consciously rational people with a strict code of ethical behavior because that's their natural state. They're a calm, self-disciplined, and self-consciously rational people with a strict code of ethical behavior because otherwise the world would be drowned in blood. Maybe even with a repeat of the species-terminating cataclysm that ended the dominance and indeed existence of the trakelpanis trakóras amán .
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/14/2020 1:17 AM
“Can we expect mature restraint in a race whose members all must die in early childhood? “
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(And humans? Humans have had about the same 309,000 years to shape the fuck up without a Precursor-inherited tendency towards MY WILL BE DONE and the ability to kill people with their brains making things more difficult, and right now? We're busy tearing the world apart because our supposed nearest equivalent to the sentinel daressëf just can't stop themselves from murdering the people they're supposed to be protecting and stealing their shit, and [NOT PERMITTED ON THIS SERVER] continue to be [CENSORED DUE TO SENSE OF DECENCY] and masturbate furiously to their [NO EXAMPLES ON PAIN OF INSTANT BAN] memes.)
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Enderminion 06/14/2020 1:23 AM
it's not against the rules if the admin does it
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(I mean, sure, there may be some difficulty in individually implementing the single ethical rule of "don't hurt people, don't force people to do things they don't want to do, and don't take their stuff" on absolutely every occasion, but here we are after over six thousand years of civilization still arguing over why in our particular set of favorite special cases these things are not merely permissible but actively good. They're not going to dislike us because we haven't succeeded in achieving perfect non-evilness, because who has? They're going to dislike us because the greater part of our history is an extended series of theses on why it's all right when I/we/ingroup do it, especially when we do it to them/outgroup, which to them looks very much like stubborn reluctance to even try to stop being evil.) (edited)
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((Side note: adulthood for eldrae comes in the early twenties. And discipline generally has to be learned at an earlier age, for reasons involving killing people with brains.))
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(To use a Tolkien analogy, way way back in the First Age, the elves got up to some pretty hinky stuff. The sons of Feänor were not exactly poster children for desirable neighbors, for example, and that's just a start. But now it's the Third Age, they've basically got their shit together and are running some pretty nice little utopias, and then they discover, oh, hey, we've got long-lost relatives, and it turns out that they're orcs. Who are just as bad as they themselves ever were, and, even worse, keep expressing it in petty ways, like torturing people and burning down villages, while at least when they got their evil on, their flaws were at least grand, like stealing entire fleets, drafting half the continent into the Mighty Elvish War Machine, and personally giving the finger to an archangel on the way out of Valinor. Yes, I'm taking great liberties with the legendarium here. Don't write letters, it's a metaphor.)
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Now, individual humans may be quite lovely people, of course. Not saying that's not true, from the point of view of those who have had the chance to get to know individual humans as individuals. But given the from orbit-view, or worse yet, the news-from-Earth view, it sure looks like if you invite a human to a party, they're gonna be the guest who fucks the cat, takes a shit in the punch bowl, and burns down your gazebo. Y'know, if things go well . (edited)
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Granted there are living eldrae born -301,000 and -3,400.
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While our civilization basically mashes the reset button every 80 years or so (edited)
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Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer likens economy to depressions of 1837, 1873, and 1929 Microsoft Chief Executive Steve Ballmer sketc...
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/14/2020 8:27 AM
Republic of Minerva
08:27
That's all I wanted to say
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The coral reef seastead that claimed Tongan fishing waters as their territory?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/14/2020 8:29 AM
The dredgestead that got claimed as Tongan fishing waters, rather
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Also the Republic of Rose Island but even fewer people know about that
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To make a long story short humans are very hostile to people even attempting to be non-eldraeically-evil
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My memory is poor but I don't think our governments deserve the dignity of being compared to the sentinel daressef even in a negative light
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And so on
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Remember the drowning?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/14/2020 8:35 AM
Yep, and human societies have never done or experienced anything comparable
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That's the point
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Morgrim Moon 06/14/2020 8:39 AM
the drowning bit we've done plenty of. It's the "not become the new boss" that we're not great at. It seems we switch governmence forms about every 3 centuries
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If that
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/14/2020 9:03 AM
Since the Renaissance maybe
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But the palace economy lasted millenia before Big J
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Dynasties had a pretty short turnover rate too
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@Zarpaulek No-one from that long ago, I'm afraid. The oldest is only from -284, and there's a biggish gap between them and the next.
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See, in my eyes the huge difference between eldrae and humanity is because of precursors, so while it certainly wasn't fun for the eldrae, the precursors are indeed the reason why they're good and we aren't
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because, definitionally, humans are exactly how things would've gone if human-ancestors continued to live on earth untouched.
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so it's sort of one of those things like, yes, the Titanic sinking was bad, but at least we learned from it and we put better safety features on boats now.
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you could argue that free will means that you can't pin either race's successes or failures on their origins, but then what is the likelyhood that dozens of billions of people on one planet (mostly) all independently choose to be evil, and dozens of billions (into the trillions later on) of people on the other planet choose to be good? (edited)
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clearly there has to be some serious influence in the nature of the species or in the persistent physical or social environment.
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(also frankly, i always find free will a really hard concept to buy, because as someone who supposedly should have one i have a lot of trouble finding it)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/14/2020 1:01 PM
same but I just chalk that up to having a weak will
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Oooh, your version makes it so much darker.
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2020 11:18 AM
@latest fic: so, a weee bit overkill. Better go digging and see if you have the instruction manual with the entry codes or something instead 😂
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To indulge in references, I envision high-end Stravage-Minepa products as what you get if you hire the paranoiac who build ImpSec headquarters in the Vorkosigan books, then give him the resources of Vault-Tec and an unlimited budget.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/15/2020 11:48 AM
Now that's officially Skookum As Frig.
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2020 11:52 AM
so is that sort of inconveniently placed archeotech, or is it "my crazy rich uncle died, emphasis on the crazy, and I'm stuck trying to sort out the mess"?
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Possibly "we overthrew the old regime, and they bought this thing ..."
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that makes the whole defenses issue a lot more nervewracking, because you can't quite be sure how they were configured.
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Having a bunker monument you can't get rid of is one thing, the possibility that at any point it could start shooting at anything nearby...
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2020 12:17 PM
the impression I got was it can't shoot you if the door is shut
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ah, hmm, i think you're right there
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my thinking was they couldn't get close to lay charges and use higher-yield weaponry if the defenses were online, but a bunker that sturdy... you'd pretty much have to do all of that from the inside
12:20
so the problem is indeed that they can't get inside to do any of the work they need to, while fighting the automated defenses on their home turf
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2020 12:22 PM
and if you don't have the key to get INSIDE, step one is apparently orbital bombardment with antimatter. At which point "...how about we weld the door shut in case anyone got into the vault in time?" and then treating it like a solid rock is probably for the best
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It's possible that they can get inside, even. Trouble is, the internal defenses probably go active if it looks like you're doing something hostile... which covers most things you could do by way of starting demolition,
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sdschildberg 06/15/2020 4:48 PM
Fighting through bunker-cities on airless rocks (like Fort Tharsis) would be miserable in general
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sneaking through them might be slightly less miserable?
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Fighting through bunker complexes is pretty close to the top of the This Royally Sucks list.
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as per the latest post, as a wise man once said: "Stealing from enemies will get you praise. Stealing from friends will get you perforations."
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/15/2020 9:56 PM
Nobody likes a blue falcon.
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My first thought about the most recent post was surprise that linobir are apparently not only affected by alcohol, but draw the same distinction between alcohol and other drugs that modern humans do.
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In the 'verse, not all booze is alcohol.
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(The distinction is common, but mostly in practice means "can you quaff it?" . That said, a remarkable number of species do react to ethanol, under the simple molecule rule; not, however, all in the same way, which is why bartenders needs some serious qualifications.)
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(This also means you should be very careful when looting liquor stores for personal consumption. Although linobir have a certain advantage in being able to get away with consuming most things without permanent ill effects.)
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What do non protein-in-water species use to get drunk?
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depends what they are. The general goal is to reduce the functioning of their thought process without completly wrecking it. Say, for an AI they might retune parameters on how their neural net operators, perhaps by shuffling the weights of different nodes.
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I used to enjoy the "Spacedock" youtube channel, but a few of his videos have left me a bit tilted 🤬 (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 4:28 PM
y?
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last two videos that went beyond ship/craft design were... poorly argued at best. Specifically "How to write a space battle" and "Why planetary invasions would never happen". The latter one tilted me especially.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 5:38 PM
Planetary invasions would happen for the same reason we don’t just solve everything with nukes. Sometimes you want the infrastructure and biosphere alive, and those often need boots to be planted on faces. (edited)
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That covers both why they would happen and why they won't happen.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:43 PM
I'm becoming increasingly confused
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Usually using nukes and destroying civilian infrastructure makes you the bad guy unless you're the victtor
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i mean, it depends on what we're talking about with "planetary invasion" here
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Planetary invasions would happen because there's a limit to what you can achieve by issuing orders from orbit without boots on the ground to enforce them.
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are we talking about hitting a few important targets, like... when they attack the shield generator in Star Wars?
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are we talking about a full-scale, War of the Worlds style invasion for the purpose of taking the whole damned planet from whoever has it now?
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Planetary invasions won't happen because attempting to dig out an entrenched defending force to the point where you can mount an all-up invasion of the whole planet is probably going to leave you with a dead rock.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:46 PM
then whence the Legions
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(Whether this means "no-one does it because they can't stand the bloody consequences," or "no-one does it because everyone understands that you surrender the planet when you lose the high orbitals in order to, in the colorful language of diplomacy, prevent an unnecessary (and futile) effusion of blood".) (edited)
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and moreover, if you're operating with the tech and scale to make doing anything like that remotely practical, the best way to do it won't look anything like how it's done in fiction
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if you want a wholesale War of the Worlds style planet theft, you bomb all the hospitals and disease centers and release a superplague/selective nanoplague
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or release the autowars to similar effect
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putting physical soldiers on the ground would just be ridiculous
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 5:49 PM
Don't release what you arent 99.999% sure you cant contain. rapid-replication autowars straddle the line between WMD and army
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if you want to conquer the planet and extract a tithe or force them to adopt a certain set of laws or religion or whatever, you use whatever show of force is necessary to subdue them and insert a police force or similar
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:49 PM
Can you get away with it if you're the local tyrants legitimate government organizing a military occupation police action to put down some fed-up freedom fighters insurgent networks?
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rapid-replication autowars are a WMD that leaves the biosphere kinda intact. Moreso than other WMDs.
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since the biosphere is all you want, that's the best option.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:50 PM
@Buggy I was going to object but yeah, most sapients have a self-preservation instinct that will compel them to surrender before the planet's a husk
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Emphasis on most
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It’s not even that losing the high orbitals means that the enemy could sterilize the planet; it’s that the planetary ecosystem and everything else on it will be collateral damage to clearing your way. (edited)
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granted there are some situations where you won't get a surrender for just those reasons
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"You want our planet and/or us under your boot? Well fuck you, we'll fight you until the planet is glass and there's no one left to step on."
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 5:52 PM
good old martian pioneer ROE
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ORBITAL FLEET USED DOUBLE RIPPLE. IT’S SUPER EFFECTIVE.
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Can Ontotechnology be used for point-to-point teleportation?
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i mean eventually sure
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If so, just teleport the resistance insurgency into the local primary.
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but there's a Dubiously Canon "museum of doors" which is basically exactly that
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If you have a translocator at each point, yes.
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if you know where all the insurgency is to that level of accuracy and you have the resources to teleport all of them, you probably have the resources to neutralize them in a bunch of other ways
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Oh. Then it wouldn’t work the way I wanted it to.
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There are no translocators that do not require a transmitter and receiver, because those are not only bullshit hax, but worse, they’re uninteresting bullshit hax.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 5:55 PM
even if a war where ROE limitations forced a full planetary invasion for whatever reason, the sheer scale and complexity of such a deployment knocks any SF out of the water. a true world war across all fronts. honestly dropping troops to support the part of the planet that supports you is probably more realistic. planetary governments aren't (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:57 PM
I justify planetary invasions in the TCW because everyone's basically space 3rd world
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also technically a internet connection and two cornucopia machines is a slow teleporter
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Also, just how many troop transports do you have?
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the thing i just can't wrap my head around as making any sort of sense is troops, generally speaking
17:58
if you have robots that can walk and hold a gun, you should not be using footsoldiers
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 5:58 PM
everyone's space 3rd world and AI was banned by the old empire
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troop levels also depend on what kind of a war are you running. If it's a more gentlemanly kind with a respect for sophont rights, you probably won't need AS much compared to if you're hitting a place that has embraced "war to the knife" and then "to the tooth"
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sophs as commanders, sure maybe. Footsoldiers? People who's job is is to hold a gun and provide ablative meat in a metal can? Heck no
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an army should look like a group of specialists directing hundreds or thousands of drones eachs, maybe more depending on specifics
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and doing so from the comfort of a nice tent well away from any fighting
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 5:59 PM
it's not just walking and holding a gun, it's all the other things an infantrysoph does, especially in stabilization missions/nation-building/revolt supression (edited)
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Like?
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AI bans work very well until someone doesn't listen and gets away with it, and proceeds to win literally every engagement thanks to the massive advantages
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What else would you need such footsoldiers to do?
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Earth: population 7 billion. Eisenhower had 3 million troops to keep tabs on 65 million West Germans at the end of WWII. So, invade and hold a restless Earth, carry the two, you may need, hm, 323 million troops or so.
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Or a hell of a lot of WMDs.
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that math works more for once you've TAKEN the planet. The actual numbers required during offensive operations are going to be a few notches higher... @Overmind
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:02 PM
there's a lot of things infantry do beside just holding guns bruh
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In the distance I hear a logistician gently weeping.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:03 PM
even the Imperial Gaurd looks like a pittance by comparison
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What things would there be that biological infantry can do better than mechanical infantry, assuming that the mechanical has suitably superior physical abilities and far less of a logistical tail.
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For one there's a lot less concern about breaking machines.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:04 PM
@Buggy true but everyone is also, well, broke
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:04 PM
the issue is moreso sophont warbots vs sophont troops of any type
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:05 PM
Less of a logistical tail? Unless we're assuming some kind of supertech the tail is bigger with drones
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well, yes
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:05 PM
Do you know how many hours Predators spend in the hangar for every hour in the air
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No food required.
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There’s a reason the Legions generally consider invasions to be stupid games best left to people who want stupid prizes.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:05 PM
and I mean you as in Will
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generally speaking there's usually some level of "moral taking of life" that factors into decision planning. Breaking mechanical hardware doesn't have that restriction, and will also likely encourage larger and more... energetic tactics.
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i mean, autowars have a logistical trail of "drop a single box and run away"
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@BizarroLand ♀ What’s your typical planetary population?
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presumably mechanized infantry is not going to go full autowar
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but that doesn't mean self maintenance and minor mining/scavenging operations are off the table
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:06 PM
remember that one story about the forked clone army which was increadibly predictable also: the reason you have sophonts close to if not on the battlefeild is to avoid single/few points of failure.
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Not with proper oversight, no.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:06 PM
@Zarpaulek 100 million~8 billion depending on which layer you're asking (edited)
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plus, if you're trying to make the locals like you, using actual relatable meat usually has a few points for it in the whole "social interaction" process compared to talking to someone remotely managing a swarm of bots from some comfortable position elsewhere
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the forked clone army issue can be solved by putting sophs in command of the bots
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Can’t get sick, can self repair most non-catastrophic damage.
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i mean, the purpose of a soldier is literally "follow orders"
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that's the ideal of a soldier
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that is a job for a bot, good sir
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:07 PM
A lack of planetary invasions makes me question the need for most of the non-spacey military though
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:08 PM
a soldier also makes a descision in the line of fire, too quick for the distant commander.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:08 PM
as I said before, then whence the legions
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you shouldn't have a single soph soldiering, tech permitting. Commanding, sure. Commanding from the front line, if it comes up. But not soldiering.
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Do you want the McGuffin? Well, someone’s got to go down there and get the McGuffin.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:09 PM
the farthest back I'd be willing to go is 1 per platoon.
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there is room for something along the lines of a specialist or infiltrator who needs to make a bunch of decisions in the field, but that's not a soldier either
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So social interaction: that is exactly one job that will only really come into play once the invasion proper is well underway if not complete. It is far more applicable to occupations than to invasions.
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Sorry, I have to leave now.
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Work calls.
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Another application is, simply put, you have an on-the-site decision maker.
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that is, ideally, fundamentally immune to ECM/disruption/technological countermeasures.
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Or, y’know, blow up the bioweapons plant. Or whack the terrorist leader without ruining the friendlies’ favorite mountain range. Or pants the planetary President in election season.
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that's not what a soldier does though
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the entire concept of a soldier is a soph who's been hammered in the brain till they listen to orders above all else
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a soldier is pretty literally a soph turned into a robot
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...er, not for the last several centuries, at least.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:11 PM
the concept of a soldier is "guy who shoots stuff (preferably outside of our borders)"
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Those militaries which run that way have a great track record of getting their asses kicked.
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yeah. that idea of being a solider has been dying since the ACW, and was put in its grave in WW1 at the latest.
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WW1 was a pretty conclusive demonstration that an intelligent and informed soldier who can think about what his objectives are is qualitatively and quantitatively superior than one whose job is to blindly follow orders.
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If you want specific actions, Vimy Ridge and the Isonzo Valley campaigns are excellent examples.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:13 PM
It's the old "pilot the ship vs do mission button" question. Smart independent soldiers are like autopilot to a commander
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Mind you it can ALSO bite you in the ass, but generally speaking the results have been better with soldiers that think compared to ones that blindly follow orders.
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but it's still a similar concept, if not quite as extreme; a soldier is given a objective and makes narrow decisions to fulfill it on the field
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robots can do that
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robots aren't dumb
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they just aren't volitional
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A soldier can, in fact, make quite broad decisions that are entirely in opposition to commands that it are given that, in the end, can be VERY beneficial to your overall goals.
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(this is specifically demonstrated in the Isonzo valley campaign)
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Which by definition means they can’t make decisions about things they haven’t been told to make decisions about.
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This is not what you want when you’re sending them into a fog of war rich in unknown unknowns.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:17 PM
No plan ever survives contact with the enemy. been this way ever since grug rounded up his mates to bash ug's head in
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(basically in the Isonzo valley, german infantry commanders on the squad and company level disregarded orders to just punch through the first initial trenchlines but instead rolled through the initial defensive objectives, and instead of just peeling open the hole, advanced farther into the rear and caused crippling organizational damage to the defenders)
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and that's why it's useful to have a soph commanding, as well as the whole clone-army issue
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(the latter of which was a more or less direct violation of their orders)
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:18 PM
the "war is filled with unknowns" is why modern militaries love them fireteams and other small elements
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but a commander doesn't fight, he sits in a tent a relatively safe distance from the fighting, maybe a few miles or few dozen depending on when we're talking about, and he listens to what info his subordinates brings and works towards the grand objective
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If you want to go even farther down the ORG chart, the decision to defend Pavlov's house in Stalingrad was one that was selected my Yakov Pavlov, and then reinforced by his higher ups when they realized that the house HE had specifically selected was a nigh-ideal defensive position for that part of the city.
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When the missile base turns out to be a rocket-themed orphanage and the dictator’s second-favorite mistress happens to be having lunch in the middle of your diversion, and maybe a stray missile or two has made your comms all fucked up...
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that's what the soph on the field should be doing. The soph should not pick up a gun, because the bots shoot better. The soph should not aim the mortars or artillery or lasers or fly the jets or drop the bombs or launch the missiles, because bots do all of those better
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the soph should be watching the viewscreens, which are real-time because technology is awesome. He should be interpreting and using the information he gets, and giving orders to the bots
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...that is when you are grateful for having someone on the spot who can make sensible decisions even in total-WTF situations.
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Your soph is also presuming that he's got perfectly secured and free-flowing comms.
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if enemy ECM is particularly bad, maybe he has to do this from behind cover at the field, but i find it unlikely that that extreme of a situation will be common
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Neither of which are a garuntee in ANY war.
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if it's known that's how your army operates, then anyone who has more than two copper plates to press together WILL target that.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:21 PM
tech should always be asssumed to be 1. compromised 2. malfunctioning
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a organic is a machine in many senses.
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You are betting a lot on things going smooth.
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if you can't put anything on the field without it being compromised, you can't put a soph on the field either
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Things NEVER go smooth.
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especially in war.
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The only time they go smooth is when your opponent is leading you up the garden path
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i can't imagine things going so sideways that you have to communicate things mouth-to-mouth and being unable to trust the tech on the field without a loss being imminent within, oh, about 30 seconds
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that's because that's how it usually is. "Everything was working fine until we started to lose, sir!"
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brains are just as much machines as silicon chips. if you can't trust silicon chips, you grow ready-made brains and use them instead. if you can't trust brains, your sophs are compromised
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:24 PM
war is complex enough that you need at the mininum dog-level smarts, if not sophont grade smarts, to fufill goals
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if you're looking at deploying functionally sentient machines on the front lines, you're still deploying sophs. Just ones running on silicon and steel instead of biochem and electrical impulses.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:25 PM
A marine is a marine is a marine doesn't matter if it's flesh and blood or silicon and steel
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if you can't trust comms, you bloody well tell your bots to look out for anything new and unusual and come back for you to plug in a usb cable every couple minutes. The downsides of having to use ablative meat with the staggering costs in lives associated is so huge that things have to be ridiculously bad for it to be the better option
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You know, if the teleporters have interplanetary range you might just drop some ODSTs and receivers instead of using huge transports.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:26 PM
your bots should always be ready for new and unusual shit even if comms work
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Or capture a body bank or something.
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if your comms work, the reaction time for the bots is identical to a soldier give or take a milisecond
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because the commander, who is only just far enough away to avoid the fighting, will see the situation and respond with only signal lag and reaction time to slow him down
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and if bots accidentally shooting a missile-orphanage is a big issue, you program and order them accordingly
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i mean, if a soldier moves to attack a missile silo that is secretly a orphanage at range, when do you think he's going to realize it? Sophs don't have magic senses by virtue of being sophs.
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you could have a situation where you have to, i dunno, infiltrate the silo and lay charges or similar, and once you're inside and thoroughly jammed you realize oh hey that's a orphan.
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but that's explicitly one of the exceptions i mentioned where you would want a soph
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query: how secure is your command structure?
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Your sophont command post is probably going to be radiating a lot of "KILL ME" signals.
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definitely
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but soldiers on the field do too, and they're a lot closer and less defended.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:33 PM
the issue is that it's a single point of failure for a hack
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yes but the whole thing is, even if the entire concept barely works and its clunky and unreliable and imperfect, it's still better than having soldiers on the field
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:34 PM
Redundancy would have to involve zooming in, far below the army/company level. down to lets say the platoon level. 25 grunt's worth of force, information to be synthesized, and descisions to be made (edited)
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i mean, consider two examples: 1: A normal soph battalion attacks a target and loses. 500 soph deaths and the loss of all associated equipment and power armor (which is basically a robot that cradles a body) 2: A robot battalion attacks a target and loses. 1 soph deaths after they had to send one command in to the field and another 2 when the command tent was overrun. Largely identical equipment loss, since you can literally just order power armor to move without a person in it and R&D figured out it's cheaper to have the same model do both.
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unless you place very little value on soph lives, #2 is a heck of a lot cheaper
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and if nothing else, you have to pay a lot to train them
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if you value soph lives highly, you'll favor bot armies heavily even if they have large disadvantages because using ablative meat is worse
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if you don't, well, it's still not cheap to train soldiers.
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:40 PM
How much information synthesis is being done automatically?
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that will depend primarily on your opinions as far as consciousness and personhood, and secondarily on the technology available
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:41 PM
Does the commander see a map with targets or feeds from the doombots?
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the former will require pretty smart robots. Lets be generous and say something as smart as a border collie, prosophont (edited)
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the answer is "i'm not a military researcher with access to future tech". Whichever works best to inform the commander and facilitate effective decision making. Probably something like a synthesized real-time map created from the bot's sensors, akin to something between a VR RTS and the end of Enders Game
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i imagine there would be something along the lines of "predicted important information highlights" which will gloss over stuff like towels hanging on clotheslines and highlight the orphans holding teddy bears
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Remember the “grunts” in Blindsight?
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a little, yeah
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How they became much more effective once their human commander was dead?
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extremely EM hardened bots that delved into Rorschach
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oh
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i only vaguely remember that, but it makes sense
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Of course there weren’t any civilians on the alien ship, but in her previous battlefields...
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:48 PM
anyone else have Supreme Commander
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i haven't played it
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:48 PM
yeah. I'm garbage at it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 6:48 PM
in the fluff it's basically botwars
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botwars is really the most sensible explanation for RTSes
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Fun game, but multitasking an offensive is... challenging
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considering half of them are like commanding autowars, where you go from a starting unit to a full fledged army in half a hour using nothing but resource deposits
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as for how much bots do vs the sophs do: to be honest, while i like the Eldraeverse, I don't really buy the demonstratable differentiation between sophs and non sophs
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every day i see machines easily able to do a bit more that humans can, and something humans can do reduced to a clear system or algorithm or such and the flaws in its implementation revealed
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so technology permitting, the only thing i would expect bots to be unable to do is "decide what humans want to do... assuming the humans don't want the bots to find out for them."
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in extremis "go win this war and don't kill any orphans" could be the sum total of input required from a commander
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 6:56 PM
so stuff like border collie-level smarts at some level (edited)
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stuff like "literally above human level in all regards except the bits we think are squicky because they make us think of a enslaved human"
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we have downright primitive neural networks that can compose poems, hold conversations, and make art. I... honestly don't know what there is to differentiate a sufficiently capable bot from a enslaved person aside from it asking to be freed
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something like a mental module that is not only the source of volition, but literally non deterministic and non probabilistic would work... but my understanding is that we don't have any particular indicators that such a thing exists (edited)
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and the problem is you aren't likely to end up with a human shoved into a silicon chip with some limiters on it. It's perfectly possible to have a machine designed to be a savant in all degrees necessary but have nothing at all otherwise.
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would a bot with the distilled essence of combat kinematics, tactical warfare, and a generalized human sense of what it is and isn't okay to shoot, be a enslaved person?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:04 PM
that's why I hate the roboslavery trope
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makes about as much sense as invading Earth for its water
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pretty much; making a bot that wants to be freed is either a mark of monumental incompetence or the result of trying to punch above your tech class by using brain scans or something
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if you make a bot that wants to be freed and just put a suppressor on it or something, that's also stupid.
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if you make a bot that is even capable of wanting to be freed or wanting to not be free, that's also probably stupid
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a image recognition algorithm does not have a sense of freedom, nor does a kinematics module. If you need a bot for physical labor, you metaphorically glue those two together and that's pretty much it
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fucking that up and getting a enslaved person is like trying to make a car and you accidentally build a autowar
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:09 PM
yeahhh
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why would you make a manufacturing 'bot that can say, "Screw this welding crap, I'm off to read Plato and explore the universe et cetera et cetera..."
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why would you even need a bot that has language capabilities beyond the bare minimum?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:10 PM
That ruins the Silicon Tree for me because their existence doesn't make sense prima facie
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also: presumably for sophont-facing tasks
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honestly even more general tasks might not end up with anything comprehensibly sophont
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 7:12 PM
foodservice, to take a RL example, is a human-interaction-focused feild
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foodservice could almost be handled by gpt-3
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it basically amounts to a straightforward request-answer conversation in natural language
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"I'd like a #3 with extra ketchup and some mustard packets, and a diet coke." - 99% of restaurant interactions and a perfectly acceptable limit for a technological solution. No one would be greatly upset if they could no longer make much smalltalk with the cashiers.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:15 PM
"give me two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, et cetera"
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a GUI can handle that; Mcdonalds has started doing that in some places IIRC
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That might explain why McDonalds trimmed their menu back down to the basics.
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BluejayHurricane 06/25/2020 7:15 PM
So it’s somewhat harder than plug and play, but that’s within capiability
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 7:16 PM
What about asking for a modification to a menu item. I.E for health reasons
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BluejayHurricane 06/25/2020 7:16 PM
Gluten free isn’t a hard thing to recognize and tag. There are ways to ask for it with most online order forms these days
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a restaurant with actual cooking is more complex
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A lot of online ordering systems include the ability to make substitutions.
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but fast food hardly cooks anything
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:17 PM
lolololz
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fast food is one step above just eating a TV dinner
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even with human interaction you can't do much more than leaving off pieces or making simple substitutions
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However, the humans assembling the meals won't necessarily carry those modifications out.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:17 PM
arguably a TV dinner is just a fast food lunch you can make at home har de har har
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well yes but
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mcdonalds is literally a billion dollar company
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:18 PM
@Zarpaulek i have lost track of the amount of times the folks at wendys and subway have screwed up a simple fugging order
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there's clearly some merit there, quality or not
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:18 PM
like, its a chicken sandwich with bacon WHY CANT YALL HOLD THE CHEESE SMH
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interacting with a robostore would be a 95% improvement
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also, it's becoming increasingly apparent that it's way easier to make a intelligence that can do things than it is to understand how it does it or even the specifics of the task in question
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:19 PM
except that the order panels would probably have fecal matter on them but whatever
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and said intelligences look and act nothing like a human
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so you could potentially train a cooking bot to compete with a chef
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:20 PM
the pessimal/depressing outcome is that bots will outperform humans in every conceivable category of endeavor
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so long as you can stomach the fact that you can't verify that it won't add cyanide to the meal aside from mere probability
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:20 PM
said to be unlikely but I know what such predictions are worth
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(also with restaurants, it's usually really easy to categorize health requirements. No shellfish, or no nuts, or no gluten, or keep the sodium low, etc.)
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(no one requests a meal with absolutely no paprika or lemon juice out of the blue)
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(usually. And decent odds on a human chef ignoring it half the time if they do.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:24 PM
(I CAN ATTEST TO THAT LAST ONE)
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There's one grill here that's given my parents bean burgers when they asked for turkey (mom can't handle fat) twice now.
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Social work is probably an area where humans are here to stay (at least for the time being).
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:24 PM
welcome to the club zarp
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 7:24 PM
If I have to explain the concept of “don’t put a bun on this” one more ducking time
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social work probably is because humans prefer to talk to other humans
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:25 PM
same but STOP PUTTING MAYO ON MY SANDWICHES FFS
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mayo is bleh
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i'm not a sauce person myself either, so i have to check stuff from mcdonalds most of the time
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(and a robot burger assembler would be really good at leaving the sauce off when you tell it to)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:27 PM
my mother had to learn how to SPECIFICALLY ask for bread + chicken + bacon ONLY and nothing more
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... and the human staff STILL screwed it up repeatedly
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What other areas do you think humans are going to stick around in?
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i pretty much have to do the same thing. Not liking most sauces is really inconvenient when everything uses them
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depends on the timeframe
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and also, the thing with social work is, humans are going to stick around where people won't accept a robot substitute
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next couple years-decades
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i mean... lemme put it this way
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GPT-3 is all the rage right now
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you could start it up and go have a passable conversation with it right now
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:29 PM
I only eat pancakes at Burger King because they never screw that up
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what is GPT-3?
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or talk about it with your problems
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and it would give reasonable responses
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the same sort of responses a person does
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GPT-3 Is uhh
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basically a language engine
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you give it a sentence prompt or two, it writes a few paragraphs you'd swear were out of a book. You give it a rhyming poem line or two, it writes poetry. You give it a news article prompt, it writes the rest of the article
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give it a fanfic prompt... ? Does it do fanfics?
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@losten8 @idiot_tanuki @Miles_Brundage @slatestarcodex GPT-3 eloquently defends the possibility of Trurl's Electronic bard:
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better
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technically, that's a badly-written self-insert mary sue fanfiction
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it does shitty fanfiction, my friend
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:32 PM
GPT-3 fucking fooled me into thinking it was a human writer with that
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does it do good fanfic, though?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 7:32 PM
That's how good it is
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i'm trying to a article i read that gave examples of text it output
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 7:33 PM
perhaps the most human-facing human-analyzing job out there are the psychological professions.
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shoot, where was it... lesswrong?
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ah here we go
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this has a bunch of examples
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Creative writing by OpenAI's GPT-3 model, demonstrating poetry, dialogue, puns, literary parodies, and storytelling.
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the same company has also done stuff like jukebox, which generates music with vocals. The results are... interesting. Sounds like music, but the lyrics aren't quite speech https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuluFfic0cU
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honestly not all that bad if you think of it less like 'lyrics' and more like 'musical nonsense singing'
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on a side note, there's some interesting examples of AIs learning physics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bw5f4vYL98
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right where were we, uhh
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for the near future, AI is going to have trouble anywhere where the focus can't easily be narrowed or the job can't really be defined and bordered well
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like, driving a truck is easy enough. Diagnosing a disease is easy enough.
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But a family doctor who also dabbles in fixing medical machinery for the local town, and on any particular day might treat patients at his clinic, or drive down to the George's house to check her medical oxygen machine?
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the problem isn't so much the narrow tasks, a AI could drive the truck or diagnose patients or deduce mechanical problems...
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but to replace that job you'd have to have some sort of frameowork to combine all of that, which is less easy
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like, using mcdonalds as a example:
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natural language processing to take orders, respond to customers, etc is possible, but it's not easy
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to solve it, they didn't try to solve that difficult problem, they just divided and simplified the task until they got a acceptable equivalent; a kiosk where you order from a GUI and that is passed down to the chefs
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jobs where you can do that will see that sort of thing happen. Jobs where you can't will stick around longer
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Could the AI cook the burgers if it was given orders it could understand?
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That’s what I’m wondering
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It would control spatulas on manipulator arms or something
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well, if i was going to make a bot that could do that
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i wouldn't have manipulator arms with spatulas
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that introduces way too many variables, too much complexity
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i'd have... basically a assembly line/food processor that puts the burger together
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Well something of the sort
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I’m not a gastrorobitics expert
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its definitely possible, but it might not be economical yet
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if you want the same burger consistently, it'd be pretty easy. You could do it without much of any AI at all, because that's basically just a assembly l ine
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substitutions and negations to order wouldn't be too much harder; if you don't want mustard or you want ketchup instead, just turn off or switch nozzles. If you want a turkey burger, dispense that instead of a normal burger
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the problem is diversity; how many different dishes do you offer? How related are they? Can you have the same machine produce a mcwhopper and a chicken biscuit and still be reasonable easy to maintain and comply with food safety regulations without more human input than manual cooking requires?
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what if you offer burgers and chicken nuggets; do you need two machines? (edited)
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like, here's a great example of a current robot kitchen
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note that it serves one type of dish: various mixes of cooked vegetables and meats, sorta like... curry i guess?
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of course, this isn't to say that this won't become widespread; a common theme of automation is just altering the services offered to achieve a similar result for the end user, while making thing much easier to business to handle
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like, making a assembly line (easy) instead of a robot that walks around and holds a spatula (we've just about managed the 'walks' part) is a good example
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but consider this: we already have mostly automated ordering and delivery systems a-la amazon. We'll get self-driving cars, as well.
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How long do you think it'll be until, instead of walking into mcdonalds and ordering a burger, fries, and a shake, you log into U-Food on your phone and order a burger from McBurgs, fries from Fryeous, and a shake from Dairy Queen, and then a delivery car brings it to your house in 20 minutes?
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It will be a delivery drone
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Smh
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i am bad futurist
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how could i forget the
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D R O N E
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sdschildberg 06/25/2020 8:26 PM
dahir insaat vibes
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One of Dahir Insaat's designs is for a bed that becomes a "fortress" in an earthquake.
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The firm's other designs include a drive-thru supermarket which would literally be driven through[10] and a gyroscopic transport vehicle that would move above traffic.
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this guy is the madlad of inventors
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/25/2020 8:32 PM
pretty sure it's a patent troll firm
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oh, found another video that shows a few assembly-line style burger creators
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0111narwhalz 06/26/2020 12:19 AM
One of @Unknown' concepts is the "cloud [of] AI services," in which you have a variety of expert systems each specialized to a particular task, and then policy selection systems to choose the optimal expert system to solve any given task.
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Totally different cognitive architecture to the "humanlike" artificial intelligences of most scifi, but it seems more tractable than a do-everything.
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sevoris.querry-pingback
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And yeah, I took that idea from the Comprehensive AI Services model.
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By now I‘ve also combined it with edge computing and spime networks into the idea of "ubiquitous intelligence."
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Oh, the catchings-up. To start by summing up the assorted issues I have with @Buggy's model of war: (a) Infowar is a major issue on any remotely modern battlefield. Command web or no command web, if you're relying on real-time control at anything above the fireteam level, you're either spending a bloody fortune on installing high-grade tangle channels (which, it needs to be said, do not react well to current FTL options) in every mechagrunt, or you're accepting the sort of autonomy on the part of dumb mechagrunts that is just begging to get your name in the headlines about Mecha Lai. (b) Missiles that home in on EM concentrations or even specific signal classes are a thing now . An obvious command post within the battlespace running multiple high-bandwidth teleoperation protocols will get a pack of these dropped on it before it can be done saying SYN, ACK. (c) "robots aren't dumb"; that depends on the robots, and there are limits on how much brain you want to pack into disposable front-line muscle, for a variety of reasons from cost control and how much intelligence you want to give away to anyone who captures a reasonably intact cogence core. (d) "but a commander doesn't fight, he sits in a tent a relatively safe distance from the fighting, maybe a few miles or few dozen depending on when we're talking about"; not in this universe, he doesn't, because (i) the battlespace is some hundreds, maybe even thousands of miles deep and runs from the Mohorovicic to low orbit - giving you half to a full millisecond of light-lag depending on distance in ideal circumstances, and that's enough to matter; and (ii) if you're staying still long enough to establish ground command posts, you're doing it wrong. Mobility and sustained initiative are life .
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(e) Running armies on strict hierarchical control is how we do it back in the twen-cen, but introduces all manner of bottlenecks and points of failure that'll get you killed against a more dynamic enemy. We've proved that against more rigid opponents in this century, and someone running a 72nd-century mesh-command structure would do it to us. But one of the necessities of a mesh-command structure is that you have many cooperating individual command points. (f) One of the advantages of most people is the inference engine full of random information sitting around in their heads that never stops working. You can't program that because you don't know what might turn out to be relevant. You can train a non-sophont AI in that, but you probably aren't anticipating having your mechagrunts sit around reading fanfic, playing with Lego, studying automotive engineering, and going to ballet classes just in case something they learn happens to trigger one of those useful intuitions when it counts. (This is another example of the "the complexity of the real world actually does dramatically exceed what you imagine you can design" phenomenon, on which the Imperials have written the friggin' book. Incidentally, it's also why learning systems like neural nets perform better than older, more formalized attempts at machine learning, and your proposal is going backwards on this.) (g) Regarding your two examples, this both ignores that no-one has ever suggested that the sophont legionary doesn't have heavy mechanical support that gets to go first , and also has the issue that while you may save sophont lives in the individual op, if as is just about inevitable your 500 remote controlled bots running off one dude's brain tend to lose a lot more, that loss ratio starts to suck. Also, backups.
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as for how much bots do vs the sophs do: to be honest, while i like the Eldraeverse, I don't really buy the demonstratable differentiation between sophs and non sophs every day i see machines easily able to do a bit more that humans can, and something humans can do reduced to a clear system or algorithm or such and the flaws in its implementation revealed so technology permitting, the only thing i would expect bots to be unable to do is "decide what humans want to do... assuming the humans don't want the bots to find out for them." Amusingly enough, and attempting not to be too dickish about it, the distinction you are making there is almost precisely the distinction that their sophotechnology would make. (edited)
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would a bot with the distilled essence of combat kinematics, tactical warfare, and a generalized human sense of what it is and isn't okay to shoot, be a enslaved person? Assuming that you place some boundaries around "a generalized human sense of what it is and isn't okay to shoot", it would not. But, see, the difference between ED-209 which understands the modal human sense of okay/nokay and an actual person is that it's the perfect order-follower, and no more. It understands the whole "this order is illegal by the letter of military law, therefore I should disobey it", sure. (Unless you've replicated that human sense too well, in which case it'll be as happy to participate in atrocities as any human.) But what it won't do is make that leap to "this order is legal, proper, and correct, but it is also wrong , and I will not comply".
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The Legions find this quality desirable in legionaries, on the grounds that an army that will do anything you tell it to without regard to whether or not it is the right thing, ethically speaking, is a dangerously double-edged weapon, and thus a bloody stupid thing to keep around.
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(Those prone to draw not-on-the-Discord politics-proximal analogies might care to consider the current situations in this particular light.)
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0111narwhalz 06/26/2020 1:21 AM
(I'm reminded of that story where a drone bomber, with the ability to consider collateral damage and report it upstream, puts together that Command keeps overriding its reports—which means that Command is causing out-of-bounds collateral damage and so must be destroyed)
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sdschildberg 06/26/2020 1:21 AM
Being able to legally refuse, say charging a trench that cannot be dislodged, and shrinking the command loop, has been a staple of modern war. Trying to micromanage orders at a high level without analysis from the combat units is how you get WW1. (edited)
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pretty much; making a bot that wants to be freed is either a mark of monumental incompetence or the result of trying to punch above your tech class by using brain scans or something No, it usually means that you're trying to make a child, rather than a hedge trimmer. As a rule, it's a good idea not to get those two things confused. (Now, much as I prefer to avoid the Argument From Bad Television Series Quotes, here's one from Andromeda : "You ask why we give our Ships’ Computers normal Emotions? Do you really want a Warship Incapable of Loyalty? Or of Love?" The Unshattered Allegiance, High Guard Frigate Artificial Intelligence Rights Activist, CY 7309 By and large, the reason the Imperial Navy prefers to hire digisapiences for this sort of thing rather than just plug in a thinker, or even simpler AI, is because there are certain advantages to actual self-aware, reflectively-understood loyalty over simple command codes. Think about it.) why would you make a manufacturing 'bot that can say, "Screw this welding crap, I'm off to read Plato and explore the universe et cetera et cetera..." You wouldn't. Which is why thinkers outnumber digisapiences by an order of magnitude, and simpler AI in turn outnumber them by several orders of magnitude. No-one outside Red Dwarf and 4th Edition Gamma World thinks Talkie Toaster is a good idea.
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if you make a bot that wants to be freed and just put a suppressor on it or something, that's also stupid. Or you're just an asshole. Slavery among humans today is economically inefficient and counterproductive in many interesting ways, and yet it persists. Why? Because people are assholes.
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The existence of the roboslavery trope is recognition of the historically validated fact that whenever there's a new lifeform capable of suffering out there, people who don't have enough jackboots in their lives already are going to get their rocks off stamping said boots in its face, forever. Even if they have to work extra hard to make that possible .
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You may have noticed that the slavers, robo- and otherwise, in the 'verse are almost exclusively horrible people who feel better about their own lives by making sure that someone else has it worse and don't they forget it. Just like, y'know, us. (edited)
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social work probably is because humans prefer to talk to other humans "You humans are all racist!" (edited)
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...and I'm done.
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...Been a long, long while since I talked about anything on here, and least of all what I am writing these days.
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But I have somewhat similiar reasons for sophonts in the military.
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Though it starts at something simpler, in a way. Suppose you have AGI, and AGIs control most of your autonomous weapon systems.
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Do you want an autonomous military of intelligent minds that lacks any attachment to the society it is supposed to protect? Which is wholy dissociated and not part of greater society? I consider that a design destined for disaster. Your military is ment to protect and preserve, which means it needs to be part of society, and society needs to be part of it. So the minds in it need to be socialized people, at least in parts of it. Further differences are academic.
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And that is why you find combat commanders on the ground, and command crews aboard warcraft, why Special Forces especially still have a high people ratio, and so on.
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Especially because you don't handle the caste dissociated from society the command and control keys to the nukes.
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I’d argue that most people in Red Dwarf think Talkie Toaster was a bad idea too
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By sheer coincidence another transhumanist writer posted some musings on the topic of AI rights recently (don’t look at their gallery!) https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9533825/
Okay, let's posit a few thoughts for a bit. That's always fun. Androids, cyborgs, AI, synthetic lifeforms. They're pretty great. We l ...
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okay, lots of text to respond to
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for the first part: In general, i think you can measure the automation in sci-fi warfare on a (rough) linear scale. On one far end, you have grunts on the field, wielding guns, rocket launchers, laser cannons, and all other sorts of fancy sciency weapons. They wear powered armor and carry the occasional gadget to help in combat. Fighting consists of taking cover (of which there is distressingly little that works against sciency weapons), and peeking out and physically aiming and shooting at targets while they do the same. Weapons, of course, have kept up with armor, so you're liable to get your head shot off every time you do this. In short, it's basically modern or sort of modern combat except often dumbed down and with nuances glossed over. You see this sort of thing in (INSERT EVERY SCI-FI THEMED SHOOTER GAME) and a bloody lot of movies and fiction. And this is stupid. I mean if nothing else, duck tape your AutoGun to the end of a 10 foot pole and stick it out of cover instead. On the other end of this scale, you basically have two people (perhaps literally) throwing Autowar Seeds at each other. This is also rather stupid.
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the better solution, the specifics of which depend on technological limitations and how communication fares versus ECM and the capabilities of intelligent weapon platfofrms, will fall somewhere between these two. In other words, instead of grunts holding guns and getting shot by guns, you have weapons platforms which fight with some level of autonomy. This could look like soldiers throwing Weapon Drones attached by a 10-foot cable and AutoGrenades which identify big suits of armor mid-flight and put a hole in them, because infowar is a cruel mistress and you can't trust a wireless signal at all. Or it could look like soldiers commanding a couple weapons platforms which keep ahead of them on the battlefield doing the vast majority of the work. Or it could look like a commander sitting in a tent mobile armored command post because who uses tents, they don't even have air conditioning, and commanding hundreds or thousands of nearby drones. They don't bother with personal weapons or armor, because if anything has made it through their defenses it's either a missile or it'll put a armor piercing round through their skull from 10 km out. Or it could look like someone sitting in high orbit, where they're alive not because their active defenses are working their asses off to keep them from getting shot, but because it's a lot harder to shoot something 100,000 km up when bullets are slow and lasers don't focus that well, and they're commanding enough weapons platforms that it's more convenient to use orders of magnitude to count them.
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Which one of those it is, depends heavily on how far you come out ahead in the infowar game and how much autonomy and decisionmaking you can safely distill into the weapons platforms.
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but the vast majority of fiction tends to land squarely on the "HALO EXPY" end of the scale and that's so bleedingly stupid it's hard to enunciate properly.
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Amusingly enough, and attempting not to be too dickish about it, the distinction you are making there is almost precisely the distinction that their sophotechnology would make. That's kind of a case of poor wording on my part:
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@0111narwhalz Could you link that story please?
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0111narwhalz 06/26/2020 10:36 AM
whoof, first I'd have to find it
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give me a couple hours to get home from work
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continuing on with where i was typing:
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"Hello, is there anything I can help you with?" The customer pauses for a moment and puts down the sleek, white-and-black sphere. "Sure, uh, could you tell me a bit more about this? The label isn't very helpful." The clerk stops for a second, as if thinking on it. "Certainly, sir. That right there is a FruitTech Personal Assistant 5,000. It can do just about anything you need help with in your daily life. It can, of course, control your autokitchen, smartcleaners, maintenance bots, and all the other ubiquities of a modern house. But any old housebrain can do that." The customer waits a moment, and decides to take the bait. "So, what's special about it?" "Simple! The PA 5,000 knows you better than you do! It doesn't just run your house, it optimizes it. It will start the autokitchen so you get the food you want the moment you start craving it. It'll change the thermostat to keep the household at a temperature you find most comfortable, whatever the weather or time of day. If you want, you can even ask it to rearrange your furniture or room layout into something you'd like better." "And that's just your house! The PA 5,000 can do so much more than that. It can answer your calls; not just to take a message, but answer it for you! Are you dreading a call from your mother-in-law? Just have the PA answer it, she'll never tell the difference. Out of luck on the job market? Just ask the PA to help you look and you're sure to find a job you'll love." "Wow, that does sound pretty good."
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"Don't just take my word for it. If you'd like, we can test it out right now. Most of its features require you to bring it home and give it the right control permissions, but it can still answer your questions and help with the basics right here in the store." "Alright, where's the... wait, it's already on." The clerk smiles. "Yep!" "Huh, what's this slider do?" "That controls how quickly the PA 5,000 will respond to your requests. If you move it far enough to the left, it'll answer your questions before you ask, and obey your commands before you give them. A lot of people find that annoying. Or disturbing. So FruitTech included a setting for it." The customer doesn't respond, instead moving the slider a bit to the left. The PA 5,000 doesn't seem to do anything. The clerk waits patiently, and the moment a look of dawning realization crosses the customer's face, the clerk simply brings his hand up, and raps the side of his head with his knuckles. clink clink
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that's the story-form elaboration to "he only thing i would expect bots to be unable to do is 'decide what humans want to do... assuming the humans don't want the bots to find out for them.'"
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in other words, it's less "bots can't do that" and more "we added that feature a while ago, but then the bots just started doing everything we would have told them to do, before we asked or even thought about it. As far as we checked, they were never wrong. So it worked well... really disturbingly well. Of course, they stopped doing it a while before we realized that"
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Or you're just an asshole. Slavery among humans today is economically inefficient and counterproductive in many interesting ways, and yet it persists. fair point. Personally i'd expect the willful slavers to keep it out of the workplace at least a little; why bother enslaving in the workplace when you can come home to your VR set and load up Rape Simulator? But eh, some would probably think that isn't real enough and insist on subjugating actual sophonts who are actually working and actually suffering.
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I'm going to respond one last time, especially why most fiction tends to land in the "meat actually out doing combat" as opposed to bots. 1) Most universes where this take place don't have the techbase to support autowars or the kind of teleoperated combat described here. Halo (as an example) certainly doesn't. Either the tech isn't there, the industrial base isn't there, or the logistics isn't there. Usually all three to some degree. So saying "this is how you should do this" is not unlike telling George Washington how he should run his air campaign against the redcoats. 2) the more critical point: Writing compelling stories about people sitting behind the lines playing RTS games in real life is a HELL of a lot more difficult to make interesting and compelling. There's only so much "and then I ordered the bots to go over here!" you can reasonably stretch out and make interesting. Though I suspect a good author could probably milk a few novels out of it, it's probably not going to be what actually gets written about. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/26/2020 12:20 PM
My own universe pleads 1)
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as does mine.
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Autowars also have the problem of (1) looking like hegemonizing swarms, berserker subtype, (2) being hegemonizing swarms, berserker subtype, or (3) readily mutating into hegemonizing swarms, berserker subtype.
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This is bad enough when it's a theoretical problem. When it's something that's already come up in historical time, specializing in autowars is an excellent way to hang a label on yourself reading "Exterminomachy, Round Two". (You're the bad guys.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/26/2020 12:33 PM
And berserker heggie swarms aren't the kind of thing you keep tucked in your metaphorical IWB holster, just in case, I wouldn't think. The equivalent of concealed-carrying a fusion bomb.
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Much like Nicoll-Dyson swarms, or certain types of unconstrained bioweapons, the tl;dr here is that it doesn't matter how peaceable you think you are if you keep building weapons systems noted for their particular usefulness to Omnicidal Maniacs. (edited)
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you keep building superweapons and the neighbors are going to start being concerned no matter how "good" you profess to be?
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Morgrim Moon 06/26/2020 12:38 PM
hell, half the Imperium's neighbours sideeye their two swarms, iirc?
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as far as Halo goes, i'm not convinced they couldn't field robot soldiers. They have mass-producable power armor and make use of sophont AIs in warfare. If anything, Master Chief is a one man army because, by sheer fluke, they combined the two without realizing it and got exactly what you'd expect
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Kind of, but I think it also depends on the superweapons. The requirements of some are more constrained than others; but if people have to ask "what's the difference between your army and a galaxy-devouring horde of killer robots" and get the answer "my self-restraint and the inability of anything and everything to defeat my infosec and antimutation protocols", well... bad day. Really bad day.
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(as for autowars, i refer back to the succinct "this is also stupid". They're a desperation or last resort because they're a barely-constrained WMD beyond that of any other)
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For Halo, their AI systems are unstable. Their engineers know this, and they (rightfully) don't trust command authority to anything that has a 100% chance of eventually going rampant sometime towards the back end of seven years.
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also, as per lore the suits used by the Spartans are anything but mass produced.
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I think somewhere in the lore their overall cost is pegged somewhere upwards of a Frigate, each
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the initial suit isn't, but they have a mass-produced weaker variant later on
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granted, they're still rather high end, but not one-of-a-kind or a-dozen-of-a-kind
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and also, frankly, Master Chief is a one man fleet; if he costs as much as a Frigate, that's a great deal.
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I mean, if you're willing to embrace the kind of ethics needed to make more, it's a great deal.
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That, and their AIs aren't actually AIs, as I recall. They're flash-cloned mind emulations.
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i mean they kind of are, aren't they? The spartan program wasn't really stopped permanently, right?
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their AIs aren't quite AIs, but they still do pretty well when it comes down to it
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Except for the whole thinking themselves to death and/or going insane part, I suppose.
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@Buggy the Mk1s that were Master Chief were stopped. Something about kidnapping children, putting them through hell bootcamps that had at best a 50% survival rate kind of struck them as a bad idea. The MK2s and 3s were less advanced both on personal training and on the suits, and were used on high-risk suicide ops (which more or less wiped out the 3's as I recall). Later upgrades and improvements to the process made it plausible for baseline humans to make use of the suits, which is what you see in the last few games. The mk2-3s were also morally dubious, but still not to the extent of the 1s (edited)
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but even then, those combat suits are by no means widespread.
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oh, i thought the mk2/3s were also morally dubious
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Morgrim Moon 06/26/2020 12:47 PM
for values of baseline human that still equate to highly trained special ops troops
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you see a lot of them in the games, sure. But that's because you're orbiting around in the spec-ops circle. It'd be like hanging out with the SAS and various US specops, and then saying "yeah, all of them get to choose their fancy weapons, grow beards, and are general all around badasses"
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fair enough, i guess. They aren't common to be sure, but i'd still expect the UNS to be falling over themselves trying to replicate Master Chief
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They did
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that's the mk2/3 then?
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hmm, damn
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and they weren't as good by any stretch.
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it must've really sucked when they realized that the ingredient list called for tortured orphans, no substitutions
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that's why you have morally compromised people running your research programs. And what happens when you do.
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chicken and the egg thing.
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frankly, if the US had a research program that turned out a single special-ops personnel who went on to, more-or-less, singlehandedly kill tens of thousands of soldiers, sink dozens of ships including a carrier, and down dozens of planes...
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well i expect that they would very, very pointedly not look at how they did it at the first hint that it might be something they'd have to do something about
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worse has and is done for less
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And they still get put on trail/pushed against the wall at the end of it.
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fair enough
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and the people whose names are on the documents authorizing that particular madness don't usually get off free either. They might not play catch the bullet, but they pay their own price.
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but I disgress. The USNC et all didn't have the technological capability to build out what you were advocating.
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i accept that in-universe, even if i think it's a little wonky that they couldn't build something by the 25th century that we can almost build in the 21st century
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correction: almost build in the early 21st century. We'll probably get it working by the halfway point
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On a side note, seeing as this is #general : if you value soph lives highly, you'll favor bot armies heavily even if they have large disadvantages because using ablative meat is worse You get to explain to the kaeth that they aren't allowed to have fun at the war any more. I'll be over here behind the blast doors. (edited)
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That and "wall of guns" isn't the pinnacle of tactics.
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0111narwhalz 06/26/2020 3:59 PM
"Why do sophs do anything in your setting?" "Because you couldn't stop them if you tried."
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sdschildberg 06/26/2020 4:08 PM
Because cultural rituals surrounding jarheadism and such are strong. Sometimes things are legitimately done “just because”
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in fairness, if anyone can pull it off it's the kaeth.
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The kaeth are just Klingons: Better Edition
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"Why do sophs do anything in your setting?" "Because you couldn't stop them if you tried."
Good reason for many things
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Also tbh I consider your Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism setting a bit broken if it can‘t make space for people to do a job they love.
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DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
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Especially moreso when its a postsophont setting.
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thought of the day: Among the things the eldrae and the kaeth bonded over is that they both think apex predators make wonderful household companions. This is, oddly enough, not all that common a trait among species that survive to space.
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Morgrim Moon 06/27/2020 1:07 PM
many decide apex predators should be exterminated or at least kept very far away?
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Or at the very least not allowed to sleep on the bed.
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I was under the impression the Kaeth put a lot of effort into killing all thier apex predators but what was left was still more apex-y than most planets ever get?
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And yet they (a long time on from Fistfall) still think they (the remaining ones) make good pets.
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Morgrim Moon 06/27/2020 1:14 PM
what sort of critters are they? If you've made them
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(Much to the distress of many visitors, who tend to react like a cynophobe confronted with a grinning Ovcharka.)
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Only in very broad outline, but something like a scaly - metallic scales, given the biosphere it's coming out of - bear-dog with the hard shell of many Paltraeth lifeforms on top, with damn great saberteeth.
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Adorable
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D’awww!!!
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@Overmind Should be kept in mind though, there are very few apex predators which are maneaters.
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@Unknown That’s because all the remaining apex predators have the social structures to teach their young to avoid us and/or are critically endangered
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Or didn‘t have much interest to nom is to begin with.
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Bears, big cats, wolfs etc will rather flee our presence even in densely developed areas than risk a fight, and predation has similiar connections.
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Aside that that humans are hard meat. There are studies about this. We aren‘t a great bite calometrically speaking.
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Morgrim Moon 06/27/2020 3:01 PM
salt water crocodiles consider us food
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I'm not sure about other crocodillians
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I didn‘t say there weren‘t any maneaters.
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Big cats and wolves have learned the hard way to avoid us.
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Morgrim Moon 06/27/2020 3:02 PM
and it's not in an opportunistic way or a "only sick or injured animals" way, they stalk humans just like they do kangaroos. Luckily, it's very easy to avoid being eaten by a crocodile with a little sense.
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Tigers too like to hunt and kill humans.
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But I wouldn‘t say Big cats and wolves nessecarily learned. No more than they ever did.
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Bears don’t eat that much meat in the first place unless it’s literally jumping into their mouths. Aside from polars.
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If anything the wolf stands out as having been particularly trustworthy given their domestication history, which must have not exactly fallen from the tree.
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And polar bears are active maneaters, like tigers.
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And they both fall into the “critically endangered” category
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/27/2020 4:28 PM
sundarban tigers have a maneating habit
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it's believed to be because of the saltwater making them angrier or something idk
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a interesting question occurred to me: How would your typical Imperial view something like the Truman show? (edited)
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On one hand, technically speaking you're not exactly hurting the soph or strictly speaking depriving them of choice (though, they could certainly make a lot more choices outside of the Show)
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0111narwhalz 06/28/2020 12:49 PM
if they signed up for it, it's all good
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on the other hand, the whole thing is basicaly one friggin gigantic lie to one person in particular, without their initial consent...
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oh good point
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unless it's a sort of "consent for it intitially and then erase the memory of doing so" thing
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2020 12:51 PM
I doubt they'd find it interesting as a show in the first place, but if they did then prior informed consent + a limited time duration, because otherwise you're making a whole new person
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but if the situation is closer to the premise of the original movie (someone raised from birth in a artificial environment) it's a weird situation
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because you aren't restricting their choices in the strictest sense; they don't leave because they don't want to or can't comprehend it. But on the other hand, it's like... grand fibbery? Grand Deception With Intent To Deprive Choice?
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It’s basically an unaware form of slavery
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2020 1:00 PM
especially since you're deliberately preventing them accessing technology
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like, they couldn't be a citizen-shareholder, that would give the game away. They couldn't have a soulshard from the Transcend. They couldn't have access to the internet. Any fabber would have to be crippled. Almost all study materials would have to be made incorrect, or given only ancient versions...
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pretty much, it just struck me as a particularly unique many-acceptable-actions-create-unacceptable-situation sort of thing.
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like, it's not wrong to raise someone in a hab, that's more common than dirt. And nothing wrong with building that hab to a specific, archaic theme or putting a artificial sky and no windows...
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and whoever else can live in that hab, even paid actors, and nothing says they can't just act all the time...
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and not including a 'weave is unusual, but still...
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0111narwhalz 06/28/2020 1:06 PM
denying information about the outside world might be a dick move, but is it illegal?
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and yet, if you raise someone in a hab that looks like suburban america/species appropriate pre-internet period, and arrange things just right, you can prevent them from ever knowing about the outside world without doing any single action which is wrong
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certainly the entire scheme adds up to slavery for the purpose of entertainment, but it's a very weird situation where you'd have to prove ill intent, and in the edge-cases where it's not really as blatant that might be very difficult or it might not even be intentional, just a weird and at least somewhat barbarian cultural thing.
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like... a practical real world example might be raising someone in a amish community; most of them use modern technology a little, but if someone was raised in one that didn't and they never really left and no one really ever talked about things outside the community in earshot...
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Not in the Empire, you can't. The legal term of art (depending on whether you're building or editing) is either semislavery or deprivation of ability to consent , but by whichever name, it's the extremely criminal act of giving a soph a false worldview such that they obey you/do what you want because they can't properly conceptualize the alternative.
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ah, that makes sense. Slavers would probably do that a lot.
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and Imperials don't give a rats damn if you do something like such for cultural reasons or slavering reasons, so a unintentional situation would also be illegal
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Also, down in the legal principles, there is a general principle of choice-theft by deception. You do not want to be the actress playing Truman's wife and/or lover - or anywhere up the chain of responsibility - in this scenario when the consequences come down. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2020 1:20 PM
if you were some random extra like a shop keeper and you genuinely believed everyone was in on it and everyone was sticking in character, Truman included, you'd probably be okay, and possibly the deception-of-you would add another minor crime to the list the guilty are charged with, right? At least, I suspect the Imperial legal system takes a very dim view of "we deceived you into helping enslave someone"
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Also, let's be fair to the Amish; they do let their youth experience the outside world so they can make a meaningful choice whether or not to commit to Amishness. But to address that particular example: for it to be choice-theft by deception, you actually have to deceive . Falsifying or hiding information about the rest of the world, that qualifies. Not sticking it under someone's nose and making them read it, that's not.
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As would any Imperial who was deceived into helping to enslave someone.
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this is true, i don't doubt that the Amish are generally reasonable about things; IIRC they shun outside technology because they believe it hurts the cohesiveness of the community, and when it doesn't they're fine with it.
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but that's not to say that you couldn't find a crazy sect...
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2020 1:24 PM
eeeeeee... ish. Amish also give a change to their kids because it's been made clear to them that if they don't, any runaways won't be returned to their families
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Do you have any examples of modern technology that is allowed in Amish Communities?
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0111narwhalz 06/28/2020 1:25 PM
[obligatory Techno-Amish reference]
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Yeah some of them carry cellphones when they venture outside the community for emergencies
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i'm sure the reasonableness is in part because of how many eyes are on them and how much trouble they could get in if they aren't careful
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but still
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Also, they vaccinate.
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shunning all modern technology would get all sorts of three-letter agencies on them real quick
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In large part it’s labor-saving technology they have a problem with.
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yeah, it makes sense when you look at some of their traditions like barn-raising, where it's explicitly a community event
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they probably see a lot of laborious tasks as a thing that brings the community together. But i don't exactly have much experience with Amish traditions
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/28/2020 1:51 PM
iirc most youths don't choose to leave
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which is surprising until you think about how they've lived up to that point
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I think that Imperials would take issue with the Amish lifestyle, but for entirely different reasons.
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Namely, their clashing views on work ethics. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/28/2020 1:55 PM
canonically they're quite good friends with a polity with a similar ethos
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though I think that was the planet with the technovore biosphere
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Maybe take issue with was too strong a wording.
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on a unrelated point, i just thought of a great reference for (one style of) eldrae architecture and design (edited)
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the Orokin:
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that is, as it so happens, a fish (edited)
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lots of gleaming gold, smooth curves, and clean contrasting colors. And everything is eternally polished to a shine.
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Even after hundreds of years with no slaves to keep them polished.
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oh the void towers totally have slaves
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I’m pretty certain the creators were going for the other definition of “decadent” for the Orokin
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the AI that maintains the place just sticks a control doohickey on anyone who wanders in and spraypaints them gold
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they're not nice, but there's not much difference in end-result, visually, between the two types of decadent (edited)
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the big difference is that the bad decadent tends to get caught up in hubris and/or turns out to be assholes
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the architecture though? beautiful either way. (edited)
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(also depictions of good decadent are sadly pretty rare, so if you want good references for that sort of architecture...)
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sdschildberg 06/28/2020 5:53 PM
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noice
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Morgrim Moon 06/29/2020 12:23 PM
what are they from? I very much like the aesthetic there
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at first i got destiny vibes from it, but after looking at it a bit more i don't think that's it
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sdschildberg 06/29/2020 12:29 PM
Valorant
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ah, yep
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the 'sovereign' skin bundle
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looks pretty good
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Valorant does have the significant issue of having constantly-running kernel-level "anticheat" which I think can also be remotely updated.
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Morgrim Moon 06/29/2020 12:36 PM
oh ick, team FPS
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very pretty, very much a genre of game I do not find fun to play
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angry TF2 noises (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/29/2020 12:39 PM
that would be the last one that I gave a solid effort to playing
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i used to play TF2, but now i have a long standing motto that TF2 Was Shut Down
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truly a tragic shame, it permanently shut down mere instants before that 'Casual Update' was released
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also yeah tbh, team fpses often aren't very fun. I've played a fair few in the past and despite lots of practice, it seems to be a trend that there's always a lot of people better than you playing.
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the one I've played the most has been Rainbow 6 Siege. I find that while there's a lot of people who are better, there's also a fair amount who are worse than me, and the really short match cycles means that any fuckups tend to get washed over pretty quickly
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i'm not sure what one i've played the most, but i usually play kinda obscure ones. The record holder is probably a Garry's Mod gamemode, but there's a couple different ones which might hold the record.
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there's also Dystopia, which is old and obscure but pretty fun
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(when there are enough people playing, anyway.)
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Ace of Spades / Build and Shoot was pretty fun, especially when people gave up on fighting to mess with the map
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oh yeah i remember that
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twas pretty nice, though i really disliked how some servers added airstrikes and killstreak stuff
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SpaceX launch live
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DSD [He/They] 07/01/2020 4:27 PM
@Overmind What would the Eldrae think of The Expanse?
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BluejayHurricane 07/04/2020 9:12 PM
Remember to freedom responsibly while you’re setting off your recreational explosives tonight
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2020 10:36 PM
RE: Yellow Flag—Arson though?
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2020 11:09 PM
I know of two separate houses that have been set on fire
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by irresponsible fireworking
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BluejayHurricane 07/04/2020 11:14 PM
This year?
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2020 11:34 PM
yes
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as in, during the last 48 hours
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in the USA
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one on the news where they shot fireworks into a window by accident, one my friend's neighbours where they started early and I don't know WHAT they did but the building was on fire so clearly they fucked up somehow
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while i understand it for economic reasons
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i continue to insist that making houses out of wood is stupid.
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The exterior is often flammable. The structural framing is flammable. The insulation is loose, air filled, and often flammable. The interior walling is often flammable in part. The interior furnishings are almost universally flammable. And the shrubbery is... nonflammable. Just kidding, it'll burn too.
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And then there's a stray spark or something and everything you own burns to a crisp. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 1:36 AM
don't forget that the radiant heat alone from a burning house can set a neighboring house alight
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damn giant piles of kindling
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if i ever built a house for myself, it is going to be a cube.
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made out of reinforced concrete.
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and/or steel. Not sure yet.
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(well okay, a rectangle. a cube would be impractically tall if it had a decent floorspace and only one floor)
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earthquake? Meh, whatever, so long as the foundation lasts.
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tornado? Meh, whatever, its a bunker
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flooding? The walls are waterproof and i splurged for watertight doors and windows.
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 1:40 AM
slope the walls at the angle of repose so even if the concrete crumbles the house will stand
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but if the concrete crumbles it'll stop being watertight
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much better to just make sure it never crumbles
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size it to be buoyant in water, so it'll float if a tsunami hits it
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and that'd also mean it would float in a landslide
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 1:48 AM
famine?
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... edible concrete?
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anything is edible if you try hard enough, i suppose
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Perils of a rationalized legal system. It started out as meaning only fire, but in the current Imperial legal code, arson is defined as The volitional creation of a fire, water, or other hazard, regardless of its nature, causing the destruction of property and/or danger or har...
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 2:57 AM
ah makes sense
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(Also, here in Tornado Alley, I for one wonder why anyone thought building houses above ground was a good idea. It's not like the first few peoples to have settled the Plains didn't have not-putting-stuff-in-the-way-of-the-wind all figured out.)
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2020 3:46 AM
is building underground viable? I don't know about Tornado Alley but I know the other one in Tennasse it's nearly impossible to build a large basement because it'll flood from just passive groundwater
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 6:47 AM
…Is there an image not loading or something?
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2020 6:48 AM
quite possibly. Argh. There's meant to be an image and a youtube link
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/05/2020 12:14 PM
digging underground is really expensive
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also do you want Hobbit Kansas
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BluejayHurricane 07/05/2020 12:30 PM
Yes.
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Yes Please.
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I call dibs on Bag End!
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I have an interesting idea for a server-based RPG.
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BluejayHurricane 07/05/2020 3:20 PM
Oh god, here we go again
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But do tell
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Oh god? Really? I expected more enthusiasm.
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 3:21 PM
I'm intrigued
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(though unlikely to participate—I already have three RPGs on my plate and I'm mastering one :V)
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BluejayHurricane 07/05/2020 3:22 PM
This has not been the first time this has happened, and the last server RPG I took part in was the Phobos Incident. I am interested, but they keep either exploding or petering out
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2020 3:22 PM
the Phobos Incident
eh Mars didn't need that moon anyway
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Basically, the players are first-in explorers who have just entered orbit around a (relatively) habitable planet.
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Oops, dad’s calling
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/09/2020 12:58 AM
man, STL interstellar travel is such a pain
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easier with a torch ship, but yeah
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pfft, imagine traveling anywhere at under the speed of light - this post brought to you by the seed ship+upload gang
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/09/2020 2:10 PM
if we had sent the 2%C Ark to Alpha Centauri in 1970 it would just barely be arriving now
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Imagine traveling anywhere at under the speed of light -this post will be brought to you by causality violation gang
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sdschildberg 07/09/2020 3:46 PM
Seed ships, in the form of “just build a relay station for uploads from a small seed probe 5head” forgets that with those kind of autoindustrial memes you could crank out tons of proper colony ships, and laser arrays to push them, within one’s own system
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Imagine traveling outside your solar system - this post brought to you by ringworld gang
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yeah but why
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seed ships are simpler and you can travel via upload faster.
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plus you don't have to travel to em until they're done and ready, and the lesser resource cost and no required personnel means that you can make more seed colonies no matter what your industrial base is and pick from the creme of the crop
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/09/2020 6:40 PM
The old adage of a sky full of stars and a ship to take you there comes to mind
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And it actually applies in that case
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Not so much for squishy bionts who need a huge and unwieldy industrial economy to support their many needs
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i'm not familiar with that adage, all i can find is a song by coldplay
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/09/2020 7:06 PM
okay I lie it's not an old adage its a line from atomic rockets
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/09/2020 7:43 PM
but basically the idea is that if your ships can transport you anywhere with little need for particular infrastructure why setle for the also-rans
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depends how far behind they are. if it's a close race or one where they slower ones have more capacity, you can end up with different colony waves running into each other
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The Pleiades, the Moon, and comet NEOWISE
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@BizarroLand ♀ Yes. Yes, we do want.
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@DSD [He/They] It’s a good story, but it’s a shame that so much of it is driven by every government in space’s firm grip on high-rpm idiot balls.
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DSD [He/They] 07/11/2020 12:44 PM
And seemingly 80-90% of everyone being racist/planetist assholes
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@DSD [He/They] See: humanity
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/11/2020 1:30 PM
:^)
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DSD [He/They] 07/11/2020 2:12 PM
@KAL_9000 Except currently we're too useless to be capable of being planetist assholes
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Physicists discovered rotating black holes might serve as portals for hyperspace travel. Here's what would happen if you travel through a black hole.
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i'm not having much luck trying to find what a "mass inflation singularity" is
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BluejayHurricane 07/17/2020 7:20 PM
Is there any equivalent to bar trivia in the verse? I mean, everyone has data links in one form or another, but it feels like a niche that some game would fill.
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I've considered that watching Jeopardy might be a good way for an alien species to learn about Earth.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/17/2020 9:56 PM
The skill they would be testing is how well you can use the links.
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BluejayHurricane 07/17/2020 10:27 PM
So wiki-golf, then?
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 10:49 PM
I could see multiple choice working. Have it be the really weird stuff, with 4 equally weird potential answers that require different research approaches. The game would then be a mixture of who has the fastest speed research tricks, who is best at distilling the key info, or who is best at cross referencing to narrow down the options in a strict time period
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that would be refreshing. it is rather common here-and-now for tests to be straightforward factual info that can be found in about 10 seconds on google, and the only reason people don't do that because you just aren't allowed to do that during the test.
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even for involved and specialized topics
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(honestly I wish people would just start accepting that the Internet is functionally considered a human necessity on par with electricity at this point, and so that focusing on information gathering rather than on retaining is a valid solution that could extend to the workplace)
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Most of my tests even at a high school level have been about using, not retaining - can you solve these problems equations provided or can you read or write this chart or talk about the provided source coherently
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:21 PM
lucky you
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:21 PM
sometimes information manipulation is a vital skill, too. Like, my organic chemistry exams always had a maths section that was done with NO electronic devices of any kind, not even a really simple calculator. Because in certain organic chemistry, you need to be able to multiply two-digit numbers fast on a piece of paper without electronic assistance, as it is too dangerous to have an untested battery in the area. Laptops are right out
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:21 PM
[chuckles in slipsticks]
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:22 PM
if they're metal, probably still out. If they're wood, go for it, perfectly valid
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so are charts. The idea wasn't "can you do it in this particular way", it was "can you do this in an environment that might have stray ether"
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:23 PM
my slide rule is space age polymers
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You mean cheap plastic?
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:24 PM
cheap forty-year old plastic
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okay, i'll admit i have not delved much into chemistry
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but my first thought is "if the room you're in has enough of a flammable gas/vapor in it to potentially ignite why the fuck are you in there."
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:34 PM
to do ‼science‼ obviously
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"And how are you breathing? Most flammable things are also toxic!"
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:34 PM
and yes, I do mean ‼ in the way you think I do
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ah, good old !!science!!
23:35
a useful and entertaining art... for anyone at a safe distance, at least.
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:54 PM
it depends a lot on concentrations. Most of the nasty gases don't mix well with air, they either go up (we like those, the fume hood handles them) or they go down and trickle along the bench, frequently RIGHT into the barrier of your laptop. And laptops are nasty, zappy beasts compared to most electronics who can burst into flames all on their own. It's a bad combo
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ether is the gas that gets you evacuating the room of ignition sources before you start work, because you know how in cartoons you get that comical trail of gunpowder going up and over objects all the way to the TNT? Ether does that
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:56 PM
I think the concern with laptops specifically is probably more about heat than spark exactly.
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:56 PM
except faster. And more "you watch the spark race along the bench towards the beaker and have just enough time to say OHSHIT"
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:56 PM
Especially if you're doing anything more impressive than idling on the desktop :V
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:56 PM
true
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i have a sudden urge to buy lots and lots of fans
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except motors are pretty sparky, shit.
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:57 PM
brushless
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actually wait, synchronous AC don't have commutators
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or whatever the specific name is, can't remember off the top of my head
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brushless too, but i dunno if a cheap fan would use that
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0111narwhalz 07/17/2020 11:59 PM
hm, powerful brushless motors require switching power supplies with hot transistors… problem not solved V:
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Morgrim Moon 07/17/2020 11:59 PM
water cooling?
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and because they require IC control they're more expensive than most motors, so you don't see em as much
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Morgrim Moon 07/18/2020 12:00 AM
I mean, at my uni the simple solution was "relocate the computers next door"
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2020 12:00 AM
sealed terminals…
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... i'm now imagining the equivalent of those 100,000 lumen flashlights, but a fan.
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runs so fast that it needs water cooling for the power supply
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despite the fact that, as a fan, it's perfectly placed to do air cooling
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2020 12:01 AM
…evaporative cooling
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water cool the part, air cool the water
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works very well, until you run out of water
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...a fan so powerful it needs a water hookup to keep running, that's beautiful
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0111narwhalz 07/18/2020 12:03 AM
:D
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if anything, it's a mark of good design that it took that much for the habitat to suffer catastrophic failure
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BluejayHurricane 07/19/2020 11:07 AM
True, but some engineers didn't include enough self-checks to automatically yell at everyone that critical safety regulations were breached, and that's just poor defensive design.
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Station Ops got plenty of warnings to that effect. They were just ignoring or overriding them.
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Or for values of everyone equal to literally everyone , outside a few enlightened polities, defensive design sadly precludes telling people scary things, things they won’t understand, or both. Mustn’t cause a panic, after all.
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2020 12:34 PM
you have to hope that one of the pissed off and departing safety peeps sounds the warning on the way out. I recall an engineer doing that in one of your other pieces?
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Which one was that?
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Morgrim Moon 07/19/2020 12:50 PM
I can't recall the name. The one where the engineer was a dar-rat swarm and had the hovering fishbowl transport
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It’s Mars probe time!
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2020 4:51 AM
Yes, that one! Moic is a fun character
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something i've be wondering for a while but keep forgetting to ask about:
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What's the state, or lack thereof, of Utility Fog in the 'verse?
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both general purpose and specialized micro and nanomachines exist and are used everywhere, so is it just a matter of aersolization being impractical/dangerous?
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(the closest example i can remember is a fog of nanites inside the maintenance areas of a stargate, which probably doesn't count because it's a area not intended for habitation and, yknow, a zero-g vacuum.) (edited)
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Mostly that its day has been and gone. I mean, at its base, it's an extremely overpowered means to have... objects. And we already have one of those; it's objects. (edited)
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In its day, it was used to enable virtuality rooms (now replaced with more efficient neural interfaces), aquastors and other fog swarm projections (now replaced with trigraphics and reality graphics) and for temporary constructions (in which utility clay and its slightly runnier paste form were always more popular, because they can have densely packed foglets in a dense fluid mass, and so don't require throwing around or exhausting huge volumes of air just to get a couple of chairs). Utility clay survives, as does the building-grade easymatter claytronics.
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There are plenty of aerial swarms, both microbot and nanobot-based, around the place for a wide variety of purposes; everything from simple household cleaning dust to the "sourceless glow" indirect light sources used in cities and offices, to full-up militarized death clouds (such as the ones used for stargate security). But they're specialized devices, not the generic structural foglets of a utility fog.
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(As for the dangers of aerosolization, well, while it is possible to build tissue-safe nanites, it is often not possible to do so and to give them the effectors their function demands. By and large, and safety protocols notwithstanding, huffing nanoswarms is about as great a way to end up with a nasty case of the black coughs as using regolith for snuff.)
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that does make a lot of sense; the big selling points for (general) utility fog are the distributed projection and sensing capabilities (as for virtuality and such), and on-demand physical objects. Neural and other interfaces meet the former demand, and between always-available cornucopias and and The Ontotech Room That Can Make Anything for the latter, there's not a lot of niche for it.
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(specialized needs nonwithstanding, which are met by specialized fog as you mentioned)
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really the main selling point would be "i want the objects of my whims within five seconds instead of five minutes."
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Even then, you
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still probably want utility clay .
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It sucks when you have to sit in the middle of a gale while the fog gathers enough of itself to make your widget.
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and its certainly more practical to design the 'bots when you don't have a design constraint along the lines of "can be safely inhaled or prevent inhalation."
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"also, extremely non-reactive in the relevant atmospheres. No one wants a nanoparticle explosion."
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saves this for later
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I mildly resent the implication that having a good conlang is essential to fantasy worldbuilding
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But otherwise valid
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/29/2020 6:05 AM
The legacy of Tolkien. Who almost certainly could have answered all pf these at great length.
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Morgrim Moon 07/29/2020 6:16 AM
He skipped toy production.
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Or at least didn't publish that
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Even if you don't have a conlang and are running a translation convention, being able to tell the dwarven and elven accents apart can be interesting
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/29/2020 12:24 PM
@Archon yeah, conlanging sucks :c
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especially if you have nonhumans where there's no way to actually tell how it would sound
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So, a weather control weapon?
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Nope. An orbital pain weapon.
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(That said, orbital weather management is also very useful for riot control. It's amazing how pacified people get in the middle of a rip-snorting thunderstorm.)
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Ooh...
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Can they do targeted lightning strikes?
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For when you want to tell everyone within a mile or so to DISPERSE YOUR ASSES.
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How powerful are the weather control weapons? Could they, say, whip up a hurricane to break up enemy forces?
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sdschildberg 07/31/2020 9:42 AM
Wonder if they sell surplus to prospective supervillains? Because a pain ray sat which can also whip up a storm sounds almost cartoonish (edited)
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Supervillains don’t exist within the Empire of the Star.
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2020 9:45 AM
it's funny when you get the inverse. There was a 'protest' about a wetland being bulldozed (the court case for whether it was allowed to be bulldozed was in progress, the road builders were of the "forgiveness is easier than permission" stripe) and there was a heavy rainstorm. Environmental activists are generally better at getting rained on than construction crews. >:3
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You could probably target some lightning strikes by flying around above the storm firing lasers downward to create ionization trails. (Of course, the problem is that the ionization trail points right back at you , as well as at the target, so you may want to be above the atmosphere.) But standard weather control isn't useful for that. Weather's too... big. Military uses of weather control are more along the lines of "Nice (wet navy) fleet you have there; shame if a hurricane kept it in port at the critical moment, eh?"
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2020 12:04 PM
don't you really need the high orbitals to control the weather? In which case, the planet is already toast, and you'd be mucking about with weather presumably as a least-biosphere affecting method
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Yeah, pretty much, although in some cases (or if you can pervert the local weather-control infrastructure), it can be used elsewise.
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2020 12:05 PM
although I could see "alright, so armed insurgents have taken over a smol continent and we LIKE the rest of the planet, so get creative, we have next to no collatoral budget for the rest of the biosphere"
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Sneakier uses cover things like ecowarfare (oops, looks like your cash crop got all rained out) and so forth.
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And while not really relevant in-setting, this is also good for fighting the war on drugs if you know when the plantations are.
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sdschildberg 07/31/2020 12:11 PM
“Oops, your protest “accidentally” got rained out”
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Or just sic a Super Typhoon Tip on the enemy and pretend that it was just a coincidence.
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sdschildberg 07/31/2020 12:19 PM
Heard that the Soviets had experimented with sending in modified fighter jets to seed clouds such that they would rain/snow before affecting government events An actual weather control sat will undoubtedly be used for such
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I thought China did that before the Olympics?
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Nah, China did it from ground level. They ordered all the smoke-spewing factories to close down for a week before the event.
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squints
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is that a job ad for a chain gang breaking rocks?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/31/2020 9:05 PM
plays "Man of Constant Sorrow".
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Well, not just breaking rocks. Lots of other jobs that robots aren’t willing to do. 😁
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2020 10:18 PM
do you at least get some useful training out of it? 😛
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You get to learn how to use simple heavy machinery and how not to die in hostile environments doing grunt physical terraforming.
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...is the pay decent?
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Or you get to learn how to contribute CHNOPS to a forming planetary ecosystem. While this sort of job comes with the advantages of the Foreign Legion or the Night’s Watch, it also comes with the disadvantages.
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@Buggy If you make it to the end of your indenture. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2020 10:28 PM
so, pretty much the verse-equiv of the people who join the military not because they want to go to war, but because it's the only viable option for escaping their abusive families
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More the pop-culture image of the foreign legion recruitment process.
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It’s a very good place to forget, be forgotten, get away from it all, run away from something specific, or for that matter, when you just don’t give much of a damn whether you live or die. (edited)
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also, good pay with no experience required.
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i mean, when i read it, that was the first and biggest thing that popped into my mind; if it was a real job offer that'd be a big plus to me.
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the fact that they didn't list pay or further details, however, raised the "this might be a scam" alarm
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This is, in fairness, the sort of offer of which one ought to be deeply suspicious.
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Seeing as it amounts to "We'll take your indenture, then ship you off to the ass-end of the galaxy to do dangerous, back-breaking heavy labor with a collection of assorted desperate, dubious, and deviant fellows, and those of you who survive both the environment and your companions for six years will receive a generous bonus. (And get to be somewhere other than a line camp, for that matter.)"
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And you can be pretty damn sure that the actual ecocorp has an actuary somewhere who has calculated the bonus against the probable death rate and determined that y'all are still cheaper than robots.
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2020 12:28 AM
likely more expensive than robots for a particular task, but the flexibility in both tasking and maintenance logistics tips the scales
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His office is probably next to that of the guy who works out how much useful biomatter the estimated number of corpses will add to the ecosystem and the savings resulting from that . (And, yes, there'll be a clause in the contract that says your reflux bond only has to pay out to ship you home if you're alive. Otherwise, bodies may be claimed within <conveniently short period>. Unclaimed bodies may be disposed of at the company's discretion. Got to love that small print.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2020 12:33 AM
Savvy signers might instead negociate a clause that says yeah you definitely get my body, no notification for collection required, but instead you send <particular, possibly insulting message> to my family instead. Which, if the lawyer agreed it won't harm the company, is a good deal for them no worries.
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(Out in the emerging-market Periphery, where economies are weak and imports are expensive, local governments and would-be governments noticed that terraforming was really expensive, either in money if you hired the core-worlds professionals to do it, or in labor and lives if you did it yourselves. As such, they naturally hit upon the optimal solution for the gubernatorially ethics-challenged: get some other poor suckers to do it for you, cheap. Preferably some suckers that no-one who might complain to you knows, cares about, or would miss.)
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Somewhat ironically, Mezgalrás Jaqqár Hiring are one of the most honest brokers in this particular business, since they'll tell you straight up that this is a shit deal you'd have to be desperate or crazy to accept. Not everyone is nearly so nice when it comes to explaining the details. It's even right there in the name. Mezgalrás Jaqqár is right up there with Carne por la Machina in tremendously unsubtle company names, with a fairly similar meaning. Their job is the logistics of delivering warm, work-capable, legally-indentured bodies, DEQ wherever. The rest is not their business, as long as it's by the terms of the contract.
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it's one of those dubious areas, but if they're upfront about it i don't see all that much wrong about it
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there are reasons for someone to take a job along these lines (aside from 'stupidity', anyway); they have a niche that people will fill, and in a large enough population that niche will be large enough to be useful
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so long as they aren't obscuring much or outright lying about the contract or breaking it, no foul.
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(i mean, they pay well! plenty of people would set up the job offer but for much worse wages!)
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What does Mezgalrás Jaqqár translate to?
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Otherwise, bodies may be claimed within <conveniently short period>. Unclaimed bodies may be disposed of at the company's discretion. Got to love that small print.)
Wait, so their business model is such that the most efficient move at the end of the project is to execute all their labor on the last day?
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2020 10:47 AM
that's likely in breach of contract. As would letting a large native predator into the barraks
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Carne por la Maquina mostly recruited criminal gangs, which would suggest they gave them an offer they couldn't refuse.
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Wonder how Mezgalrás Jaqqár meets their quotas.
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@xandeross very roughly, "meat serviles".
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Morgrim Moon 08/01/2020 11:52 AM
Carne por la Maquina means 'meatgrinder', right? Is there a historical company called that? Google is, unsurprisingly, showing me shopping sites
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@Morgrim Moon "Meat for the Machine", literally. And it's a reference from The Expanse .
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I suppose the Eldraeverse equivalent would be converting them to biomass when they arrived.
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@Zarpaulek Well, given the "No Background Check · No Identification · No Questions" clause, you wouldn't be wrong in assuming that they're happy to take all the petty criminals off the hands of more central polities that would otherwise have to pay to keep them in prison. They still insist on voluntary self-indenture, but it does make it an easier pitch.
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Carne por la Maquina was Protogen's PMC division, which they used to corral the "test subjects"exposed to the xenopathogen they discovered on Eros, without telling them they'd be infected as well.
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Márch is often another source of recruits. There are plenty of those who point out that recruiting refugees and exiles for this sort of thing is in somewhat poor taste, but by and large the brokers can't hear those people over the sound of their own inaction.
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And, in general, the outer Expansion Regions and Periphery are one of the areas of the Worlds that doesn't have a shortage of poverty and desperation. Being strongly correlated with "places civilization hasn't quite reached yet".
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Our private prisons are still a net drain for the government as a whole, but quite profitable for the owners and the politicians they pay off. Mostly because the 13th amendment has that exemption for penal servitude.
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Does Mezgalrás Jaqqár make a habit of generous "campaign contributions" in polities that have such things?
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Generally it doesn't need to. There's this local hyperpower that disapproves of that sort of thing. Convenient, eh?
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BluejayHurricane 08/02/2020 12:00 PM
What's the bias on renting versus owning tools in the verse, or is that an individual thing?
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Varies heavily by culture.
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In the Empire, the bias is very much towards owning, both because of coválír , and because in a world where everything is custom[ized|able], rented tools just plain aren't as good.
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Morgrim Moon 08/03/2020 12:29 PM
rented seems more like it'd be "see if the generic version fills the role you have in mind, so you go and buy the RIGHT thing to customise". I could see rental 'packages' of several similar generic tools
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/03/2020 5:04 PM
“Today’s rental at Spatula City: The short handled pack, generally used in frying applications. Try before you buy!”
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Today in World News: Beirut suffers a large explosion
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Morgrim Moon 08/04/2020 11:38 AM
as in, some reference related to the 'verse or our real life Beirut?
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alright, our RL Beirut
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yeah
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Morgrim Moon 08/04/2020 11:42 AM
everything about the cause seems to be pure speculation right now, though
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Enderminion 08/04/2020 1:59 PM
weird to think that in 75 years we've gone from warehouse explosions to coverup the Trinity test to atomic explosions to coverup warehouse explosions
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Looked a bit more thermobaric to me
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for anyone interested, here's (most of) the first draft of the review of the Eldraeverse for the slate star codex contest: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DNd5Ot0vN8XgG3g0NHslcmj0KR8c7aVtQQLzvm_IhXo/edit?usp=sharing
I will start off with a simple observation: things are not great. I don’t think it’s really necessary to state specific examples; world hunger, climate change, political unrest, and many more. The world may be better than it has been in the past, but it still has heapings of...
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2020 10:03 PM
Are you looking for opinions and edits, or just posting to keep us in the loop?
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sort of both; as you can see its definitely not done yet
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as i'm still writing it
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2020 10:08 PM
Ok. I’ll give you the quick stuff, then.
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2020 10:21 PM
You have parts in there that are really strong. “Fiction does not... never” was a work of art. You don’t need the second paragraph, especially because you do give examples of how people and the world suck, and the second sentence there sort of undercuts things. I think paragraphs 3 and 4 need a bit of massaging, but premature optimization and all of that. “Solely by one” is redundant. I would argue the structure is a series of posts, collected into a few books, and the structural order of these stories is important, but that’s nitpicky. Finally, with your start sort of being that humans make bad systems, you really should bring up that the eldrae try to make good ones as a matter of pride and habit, because that is the most fundamental difference according to your first few paragraphs. Bring that in early, unless you’re trying for something else. Definitely do so before talking about physiology of one species in the Empire. I can be an overly harsh editor, so I’ve spoilered the smaller things. Don’t look at them unless you want architectural advice that I really shouldn’t be giving to your writing.
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I’ve tried to keep it to copy editing, and less the other types.
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when you say "you don't need the second paragraph", do you mean the one that starts with: "But in my eyes," or "And when faced"
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also, great point, i sort of skipped over the eldraeic sense of pride
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2020 10:30 PM
“I don’t think...”
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bah, now i'm trying not to rip off bits from the start of Acquisition 2.1 too much
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I didn’t want to get up. These sheets were incredibly comfortable, and they called me to snuggle deeper under the covers and try to recapture the dreams I’d been having. Dreams of mountains carved into cities, inside-out gardens, proud ships crossing the skies on plumes of blue fire, worlds of blue-green, icy white, yellow desert and dusky rose. And worlds unstained. Worlds where there was no hunger, no want, no gangs, no bullying. Worlds that even death did not touch.
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is pretty eloquent
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0111narwhalz 08/05/2020 12:29 AM
"maliciousness" ⇒ "malice"
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probably going to take a break for a little bit. Currently most everything except near the end is finishedish, and i still need to write the last few paragraphs+conclusion
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right, i... think it's in a complete state. If anyone wants to have a look over it, here's the link again: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DNd5Ot0vN8XgG3g0NHslcmj0KR8c7aVtQQLzvm_IhXo (edited)
I will start off with a simple observation: things are not great. I don’t think it’s really necessary to state specific examples; by and large, we see them on a daily basis. The world may be better than it has been in the past, but it still has heapings of misery and evil ab...
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the noteworthy changes are at the end
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the main thing i'm not sure about is the closing sentence: If you’re a fan of science fiction, and you’re tired of Grimdark, might I suggest some Hopebright? That doesn't quite fit perfectly with the theme of the rest of it; "most fiction gets it wrong by imagining a better world but not better people within it. The Eldraeverse does."
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 1:29 AM
"noblebright" was tossed around a while back but I don't remember where it landed
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eh, IMO Hopebright sounds better
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also i should probably send this in soon, considering the contest is accepting entries through august 5
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it is still, technically, august 5 in some places and you can't prove i'm not in those places.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 1:58 AM
do that
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Shiny!
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(Urgh. Of course, the blog's down again, thanks to the NYT deciding to pick their story back up. Asshats.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:17 AM
95% sure the journalists are actively malicious
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the blog seems up to me?
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and its also sent in, so waiting time it is
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:32 AM
N*w York T**es (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 2:32 AM
use backslashes my dude
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:32 AM
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like that?
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whatever
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 2:32 AM
*foo*
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\*foo\*
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:32 AM
N*w Y*rk T*mes
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I get it, it's an escape
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2020 2:33 AM
yeah
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Escape from New York Times.
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...would watch.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:34 AM
Is that where Snake is the main anchor
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New( York )T(ime)s Newts
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 2:37 AM
I still think self-censoring is hilarious ngl
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2020 9:50 PM
I am guessing in the latest post that some idiot sailed across their "about to leap" path and they auto-aborted to avoid mutual smears across the cosmos?
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Not quite. A null engage is what happens when your FTL trip would create an inconsistency paradox, and the drive automatically scrams to prevent the universe from backlashing you out of existence.
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The most common cause of these in practice is someone else going FTL off-the-books, such that you can’t compute the edges of the paradox shadow made by their light cone.
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2020 10:05 PM
and now said person owes you many many barrels of heatseak goo
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not to mention a good amount of deuterium and helium-3, though those are probably cheaper
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how would the drive detect a null engage before getting splattered across all of space time
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2020 10:41 PM
It wouldn't have to, presumably
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extreme particle exchange = heat buildup until something breaks and you don't have a time machine anymore as lwcamp put it
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probably the explanation for why Tiffanian star-gates and stardrives blow up so spectacularly tbh
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Think of it as a causal fuse.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/16/2020 4:43 PM
Hmmm. Standard sci-fi setting - no Reptilians. I suppose neither kaeth nor kalatri are close enough to the standard version of the trope, ya?
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i thought the kaeth were pretty reptilian?
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DSD [He/They] 08/16/2020 5:04 PM
Yeah. "The kaeth are draconiform, or pseudosaurian if you prefer, 6-7′ tall bipeds. You could think of them as looking something like 4th ed. AD&D’s dragonborn, except the back is more humped, the eyes more widely set, and the legs digitigrade."
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2020 5:23 PM
I don't think digitigrade feet work with bipedal figures
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Dynamic Stability: EXTREME EDITION
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also that means they look like this, for the record:
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unrelated question i thought of:
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so, in short the key point of self-defense in the verse is who the aggressor is.
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technically speaking, two people can take nearly-identical actions (different intent, though) and for one it's okay and for the other it's not because one is the aggressor; the one intending to deprive or violate a soph's rights (edited)
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generally that'd be the person who strikes first, but the crucial part is the intent so you can get convoluted situations where it's out of order or two people mistakenly self-defense one another or such, but that's a side point
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the question is: how do you handle it when a situation is so confusing and messy that you just plain can't clearly figure out who is and isn't acting with the intent of defense or deprivation (without looking at a mindstate), potentially even the ones doing stuff don't know (edited)
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like, the big thing to brought this to mind was reading the Sword of Good short from Yudkowsky (https://yudkowsky.net/other/fiction/the-sword-of-good) (edited)
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where it sort of deconstructs the evil-race thing that happens in fantasy a lot
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and it occurred to me how incredibly difficult of a situation that would be to be in
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one side is convinced that the other is literally evil because of their violent actions (and appearance, but that's just racism)
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the other is angry for constantly being oppressed and treated as if they're evil, and as a result if the two peoples interact at all it's probably trading blows.
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so if you find yourself looking at a fight between the two, you have one side who's intent is "destroy the evil before it hurts people" and the other "fight off the bastards who keep attacking us"
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and if this just started brewing it'd be a bit more obvious, because the violence from the "evil" side is in response to their treatment, and that response wouldn't exist at the start. But once you go a few thousand years down the line, you get a clusterfuck with no clear aggressors. (edited)
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the third option would be "enlighten everyone involved", which may work, or it may not as the "good" side is thoroughly convinced of their viewpoint, and the "evil" side is not exactly wrong about how they're being treated. And a reasonable soph who finds themselves dropped into a fight is not exactly going to be able to talk everyone down into a polite discussion.
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0111narwhalz 08/17/2020 1:38 AM
@BizarroLand ♀ Digitigrade bipeds absolutely can work, and indeed do on a regular basis: see birds.
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Also theropods.
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plus, it doesn't matter much what kind of feet they have
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they don't stand because they have feet, they stand because the ground is too afraid to touch them
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(it still remembers what happened the last time, when they prayed to one of their gods and said god punched the ground so hard that everything else died, too.) (edited)
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A plausible metabolic explanation for dragons: Dragon metabolism is Actinide-series heavy metal based and uses enzyme-based isotope separation to breed Plutonium 238. It explains everything. They poop [radioactive] gold: their breath contains pyrophoric U-238 enriched sal...
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Okay, this is absolutely something that the Mythologae Immanentization folks would cook up.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/23/2020 6:34 PM
Not all dragons shit gold or have cursed hoards
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That's the trouble. It's a good attempt, though
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That reminds me-- were the Great Drakes capable of aerodynamic flight?
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(guessing no)
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Only of bullshit hax flight.
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Morgrim Moon 08/23/2020 9:37 PM
if they can engineer homo erectus with telekinesis, presumably they had it themselves
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0111narwhalz 08/23/2020 11:12 PM
I mean not all dragons breathe fire either
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My fantasy setting's local dragons have effectively MHD lift fans for wings and regurgitate molten white phosphorus.
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Hence my favorite term "tilt-turbine warcrime dragon"
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Wasn't there a Discovery Channel special about platinum-catalyzed hydrogen-breathing dragons or something?
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0111narwhalz 08/23/2020 11:17 PM
Hm. Hydrogen is real burny but not very good flamethrower fuel.
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About the same as a propane torch.
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Whereas I've always heard dragonfire described as burning either "pretty much forever" or at the least "too damn long ow ow get it off" (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/23/2020 11:19 PM
Low temperature fire that's sticky still fits that
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0111narwhalz 08/23/2020 11:22 PM
Hence, white phosphorus.
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(hydrogen is high-temperature and not sticky :V)
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@Morgrim Moon I thought eldrae were Neanderthal-based
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Morgrim Moon 08/24/2020 11:21 AM
I thought the timeframe was 2 million years? Which puts them firmly in Homo erectus territory
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0111narwhalz 08/24/2020 11:25 AM
isn't neanderthalensis a subspecies of sapiens?
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a brief search seems to say "maybe", with no small amount of ambiguity and a lot hinging on what definition of species is used
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Morgrim Moon 08/24/2020 11:49 AM
on hte one hand, being able to interbreed is often considered a marker of a subspecies, not two species. On the other, there is notable genetic evidence that only partial hybridization was possible, which is a marker of two separate.
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I can't recall with neanderthals, but genetics suggests that male denisovan x female sapiens produced fertile male offspring, but the female offspring may not have been.
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Insanely dumb question: What’s the equivalent of the “I’m not a robot” Captcha in the ‘verse? After all, a lot of people who definitely should be allowed to use the Internet are robots 🙂
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/25/2020 7:16 AM
I'd assume some kind of cryptographic authentication module with the "I'm a soph" bit set.
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or, if you really need to be sure, a alethiometer or static mind state analysis to verify the presence of a logos
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though, in general you'd want to go with cryptographic authentication. Aside from the fact that a alethiometer is overkill, in many cases you would want to let the 'bots do things. You'd just want to know who owns the bot. The nature of a exoself is to do exo things for the self, after all. Having every other service block all your exo bits from doing stuff that you want it to do would be... inconventient.
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(which would be aided by the notably not anonymous nature of the dataweave. A bot doing stuff anonymously is going to stick out like a sore thumb, because someone had to put in a fair bit of effort to achieve that anonymity.)
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Deleted User 08/25/2020 9:18 PM
Hi, just here to look around and ask a few questions about the Eldraeverse universe
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Err or just the Eldraeverse in this case
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0111narwhalz 08/25/2020 9:18 PM
…thank you for taking a nick :V
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Lol
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Np
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@Jade Nekotenshi Neither of them, really; the kalatri are at least lacertomorphs (like, say, the silurians) but are warm-blooded, and the kaeth are hot-blooded saurians with a heavy-metal biology, which pushes them even further from reptilian in biology. Probably the closest that's relatively well-defined are the raas , who I don't think we've met on-screen yet; they're approximately amphibian newt-lizards. (edited)
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@Buggy "something like". 😋 Stick some krogan ancestry in there too, maybe. Re unrelated question: this is what containment foam and/or tangle gel is for. Glob 'em up now and interrogate at leisure. At least if you aren't going for the "demand everyone stand down and disarm and shoot whoever refuses to comply" method of determining who's probably in the wrong, anyway. Now, once you get to peoples fighting generation-long feuds, this is the sort of scenario that leads to things like the Great Cobalt Peace Wall incident, because they have extremely limited patience for being dragged into other people's shit.
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@KAL_9000 @Morgrim Moon While the timelines aren't precisely synced, you're probably looking at somewhere in the region of 300,000-400,000 years ago. @KAL_9000 There really isn't one. After all, most dataweave activity is probably carried out by one sort of bot (not meaning digisapiences; non-sophont subordinate systems) or another on behalf of their principals. Blocking that would pretty much put you out of business. The equivalent functionality, as @Buggy suggests, is primarily the result of the dataweave not being an anonymous network (although it does support bounded pseudonymity); indeed, while there are wild and wooly portions of the extranet , the Empire's dataweave hardware drops all packets not signed with both a user and a device key. The only "anonymous" users there are the ones that someone has taken responsibility for and countersigned with their gateway key, which signing declares that they are unprovable-origin packets to all recipients.
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(That said, you can, by and large, differentiate between Bob's packets and Bob's bot's packets, incidentally, because the ISOP protocol lets you generate subkeys from your key to assign proxy rights to bots, et. al., working on your behalf, or staff who have the equivalent of "Send As" permission, or suchlike.)
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@Unknown Welcome aboard! (edited)
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(now i have the mental image of the Empire going "Fine, if you can't share we'll make you. builds wall around the entire equator")
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re: dataweave protocols, does the packet record all of the hops that they've gone through, or does the reciever just know the last relay it came from and the sender?
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Deleted User 08/26/2020 4:49 AM
o7
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greetings.
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(A radioactive wall, don't forget. Nothing says "don't fuck with your neighbor" like a wall that kills anyone who gets within a couple of miles of it.) Base IIP doesn't include hop tracking, but it's one of the (many) options in the extended set.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/26/2020 11:33 AM
do the kaeth have the face tendrils the dragonborn have
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Not as such, no.
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 10:15 AM
I haven't read it, but if the title is accurate, "Seasteading: How Floating Nations Will Restore the Environment, Enrich the Poor, Cure the Sick, and Liberate Humanity from Politicians!" seems an eldrae-approved book
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... so, Distress but a nonfiction book?
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Morgrim Moon 08/27/2020 10:34 AM
hopefully with less dying
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SpaceX launch live
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/30/2020 6:11 PM
who
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Argentinian Space Agency earth observation satellite is the payload
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/30/2020 6:31 PM
ah, cool
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Ayy nominal mission
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#random
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Has the IN ever tried to build an entire ship out of muon metals? Or, at least, one that is primarily muon metals?
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DSD [He/They] 08/31/2020 6:04 AM
Then your armour wouldn't work against conventional kinetics - presumably some of your ship is made of conventional matter, and muon metals pass through normal matter as the muons don't get pauli-excluded from electrons, so there's only a bit of electrostatic repulsion. (edited)
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Yeah, I'm primarily interested in the former case, for that reason. But in the latter case it should be possible to maneuver so that incoming fire is more likely to go through areas where you don't have whatever conventional-matter equipment whose effects you couldn't replicate with muon metals for whatever reason? At least if you managed to make most of the ship out of muon metal.
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The trouble tends to be that there are lots of things you can't replicate readily with muon metals, thanks to subtle differences between muon chemistry and electron chemistry. (This gets particularly messy when you try and produce muon crewsophs; it's an uglier death than that time they tried to make antifolk.) Worse, the ways muonic matter and regular matter interact are essentially non-Pauli-excluded electromagnetic effects and gravity, and while a hefty magnetic couple to keep the nozzle on your torch drive is one thing, filling the ship with high-power magnetic couples to make the whole thing hold together has unpleasant side effects for any hardware that doesn't like serious magnetic field densities. Finally, it really runs up your capital and running costs both, inasmuch as muon metals don't exist in nature and have to be painstakingly assembled in a nucleonic smelter; and also inasmuch as keeping muon matter around long-term requires keeping the muon-stabilization system running long-term, too. (No-one wants to be hanging around the scrapyard when someone's old adamantium - muon-iron - widget catastrophically reverts to regular iron.
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tl;dr Not really practical. Scientists have cobbled together muon-matter probes, for purposes such as probing deep stellar layers, gas giant cores, and other environments where a regular-matter probe wouldn't survive, but that's about it in this area.
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(And, yes, before someone thinks of it, researchers have thought about the muonic k-slug that undergoes catastrophic reversion while it's in the middle of the enemy ship. Much like using warheaded k-slugs, the extra boom you get is obtained much more easily by just throttling the mass driver up a bit, and you don't have to figure out how to fit a sensor package on there to figure out when to stop stabilizing the muons.)
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Enderminion 09/01/2020 1:55 AM
you could use the decomposition of a Muon projectile to fragment it?
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early that is
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perhaps to catch an AKV that might otherwise dodge?
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Oh, wasn't aware that the stuff required active stabilization. Just assumed it was stable, since I remember there being a bit with a muon sword in one of the books.
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0111narwhalz 09/01/2020 2:21 AM
Muons are not generally stable.
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They decay into an electron and a muon neutrino, IIRC.
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However, there is a theoretical solution: if you continually observe them, they don't "have a chance" to decay.
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This is known as the Zeno effect, and has been demonstrated with (regular electronic) molecules.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/01/2020 7:05 AM
I suppose you could use a muonic proximity fuze, but why? If you're trying to get the slug to fragment to hit a jinking missile/AKV/etc, why not just use either standard chemical explosives or nukes?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/01/2020 7:07 AM
because using a muonic proximity fuze would be awesome.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/01/2020 7:09 AM
Touché
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There's always monopole matter, i suppose. (warning: Do not bring monopole matter into contact with normal matter. Do not gather monopole matter into dense configurations: collapse into a black hole will occur even if the configuration is structurally stable. Construction of monopole matter may require star deconstruction and megascale structures. See your local physics provider for more information and local availibility.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2020 8:54 AM
if it's available locally you have bigger problems
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nonsense, monopole matter is perfectly safe (warning: monopole matter is not perfectly safe. Do not touch it or you will disintegrate into high-temperature plasma.)
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also, normally you consult your physics provider for things that can exist. Not all physics providers include monopole in their service plans, and it would be a shame to take a star apart to prepare to synthesize the stuff just to find out it can't exist locally.
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no sane provider includes large natural deposits of the stuff; not many people want to live in a universe consisting exclusively of diffuse plasma and black holes.
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Let's just go right to the top and bring in a collapsed protocosm.
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(In the local ontotech jargon, a collapsed protocosm is what you get when you take a large region [except not because you can't apply size and distance metrics to that which predates and defines size and distance] of primordial chaos/cacoastrum/bulk-space and squish it down into a ball of impossibility. Then skim adjacentia off the corona of your pocket-sized big-bang-arrested-in-progress to charge your phone and recline your lawn chair, or whatever. Caution: improperly poking the protocosm may cause a local eschatonic collapse. You do not want a local eschatonic collapse.) (edited)
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Well... at least it's only local.
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Yep. You can be reasonably sure you won't wipe out the entire universe.
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But that also depends on your definition of 'local'.
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"That sound useful. Why hasn't anyone tried making one yet?" "The gate network isn't large enough to reach minimum safe distance."
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local (n.): not global.
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(In fairness, you'll probably only lose one, or a few, star systems - as long as their neighbors have good shielding - because healthy universes tend to encyst and expel this kind of thing as whatever the physics-version of an immune response is. Which is something you can take comfort in - for as long as you last in the region where all the physical laws just got repealed.)
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still though, liability insurance isn't going to be cheap
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Of course, given that they are much older by virtue of distance, it is entirely possible that the gamma-ray bursts seen from distant galaxies are, in fact, elder civilizations discovering how to do exactly the wrong thing [to create|with] a collapsed protocosm.
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But, y'know, a few risks are worth taking in the pursuit of near-limitless energy and raw potentiality, right?
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plus, it's only a few stars. They live in a galaxy, they have spares.
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Heck, they have a spare factory
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as per the latest question: "no in-built cognitive biases." isn't quite right. For one, cognitive biases are sort of a matter of design, design limitations, and just plain wants. Biases generally only get named as such when they're malign, or benign but noticeable. The tendency to continue investing when further investment is neutral or disadvantageous has bitten a lot of people in the ass, so it's been named the gamblers fallacy. But there's also the tendency to invest time and money into offspring, even when you don't get any sort of time or money back, and even when said child does things you disagree with. And that's never really termed as a bias. Put simply, there are some things about intelligences that will simply be arbitrary. They want things, and they want them simply because they want them; there's not really a base reason, or at least whatever reason was originally there no longer applies (and they don't care). For humans and heavily-modified offshoots like the eldrae, they like music and tasty food, they laugh and they're curious, and they have sympathy and love. All of these things can be rather inconvenient from time to time just like named biases, but they keep them around because they want them, or rather they are wants. They tried making a AI without any of these base wants at a time. It worked perfectly... and did absolutely nothing: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/05/28/the-four-unlaws/ They're still not quite sure if that qualifies as a mental illness worthy of intervention. Now, as for what the eldrae don't have, that's more complicated. Keep in mind, they were originally modified by precursors to be, essentially, highly autonomous slaves capable of maintaining complex machinery and performing other difficult tasks. As such they nixed all sorts of things that would impact rational decision-making, along with a lot else. There are a dozen articles on the 'lot else', but in short it didn't seem to affect child-rearing at all.
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Morgrim Moon 09/01/2020 11:22 PM
Now go paste all of that onto Discourse :P
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Indeed. 😄 (edited)
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I thought the precursors created them as an experiment in psychedesign preliminary to modifying themselves?
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I'm not sure. We don't know much about them, and it'd be neat to learn more about them; they sound pretty interesting and awe-inspiring. (Also i'm surprised no one has tried to revive them, in body anyway. Being a giant powerful space-dragon's gotta interest some people, and they've been gone so long I doubt there'd be much distaste.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 8:54 AM
the whole "innate reality warper who can locally break existence" is a bit of a dampener
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hello sophs
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welcome
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/02/2020 9:30 AM
'allo!
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'morning.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2020 10:01 AM
morning
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thought of the morning: in space, will heavy cream be renamed to massive cream?
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quite possibly (or thick cream, but where's the fun in that)
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DSD [He/They] 09/02/2020 10:41 AM
It's double cream in all the shops near me (northeast England)
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Wouldn't you need a centrifuge to make it in micrograv?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/02/2020 10:43 AM
this whole convo is so easy to misinterpret
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DSD [He/They] 09/02/2020 10:44 AM
You need a centrifuge to make a lot of things in micrograv.
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 10:48 AM
guys, you need a centrifuge to make double cream on Earth
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DSD [He/They] 09/02/2020 10:50 AM
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i don't think it's actually necessary, just faster.
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before the separator was invented for making cream they just let it sit for a while so gravity could do the work.
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(still necessary in space, though.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 11:41 AM
the centrifuge is to fraction the cream; letting it sit pretty much gives you undifferentiated cream
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BluejayHurricane 09/02/2020 11:46 AM
The more you know!
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 11:57 AM
>.> blame my uncle STILL having the family's cream separator in the shed, because nobody has gotten around to finding if any museum wants it. (Probably not, many of the neighbours probably still have theirs in their shed)
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the only things the museums seem to want is the very nice sidesaddle (currently on loan) and the antique gramophone with its collection of wax cylinders (nope, mum's keeping that, thanks)
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might want to ideally look for either a museum more focused on farming, or a more general tech museum.
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 12:28 PM
there's plenty of both. There's just also a surplus of certain items. It's a running joke that rural australia is a century behind the cities, but that's mostly because if a thing WORKS and it is heavy/awkward, why get rid of it? Sure, maybe you'll replace it, but you've got plenty of space on the farm so you stash it away somewhere until it's needed or someone wants it. Repeat a few dozen times per district
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and then your grandkids will come along and attempt to turn it into something useful, like making the milk separator into a tool to get water out of fuel (the neighbours kids; it didn't work, but points for ingenuity)
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ah, yeah. well if the items just aren't that hard to get, unless yours is particularly distinctive or in especially good condition, they just don't want it
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Morgrim Moon 09/02/2020 12:44 PM
yeah. That's why they wanted the saddle; rarer, in good condition, and made as a bit of a 'hobby' piece rather than pure practicality so it had some fancy on the leatherwork like embossing.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 6:33 AM
Are any weapons other than kinetics/lasers/missiles/AKV's etc used much in the 'Verse? Specifically, are particle beams or anything like 40k's melta weapons used?
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Normally a particle accelerator would be long enough to only be practical as a spinal-mount starship weapon. And the range would be iffy.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 6:42 AM
With Imperial tech they could definitely make a wakefield accelerator efficient - that's 10 GeV/m. U-238 ions, a high beam current, a nice wide lens and a low-emmitance ion source would get you a great laser substitute.
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 6:46 AM
U-238 ions
but why
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 6:55 AM
More charge = more eV per ion
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Oh and some way of neutralising the beam. No focusing atall otherwise.
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 7:01 AM
mmm no
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Let's talk about ultrarelativistic electron beams.
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Charged particle beams are normally kinda problematic in space, because they tend to spread out very quickly.
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Your mention of beam neutralization tells me you know about this problem.
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However! If the particles go fast enough, they either set up a tightly constricting magnetic field, or are time-dilated so they don't have an opportunity to spread.
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(the two effects are the same, and just depend on your reference frame)
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This effect depends on speed, not energy.
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This is why you use electrons, instead of heavy ions.
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Plus most efficient accelerators demand the input particles to be low-relativistic to begin with, which is trivial with electrons and kind of a pain with heavy ions.
07:11
Because of this self-focusing, a TeV electron beam is viable out to lightseconds.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/03/2020 7:18 AM
Hmm. Seems workable, though I wonder about interaction on the target.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 7:27 AM
How high is 'ultrarelativistic'? Wondering how many TeV you'd need to get that to work on protons.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/03/2020 7:28 AM
Also curious how much that would differ, practically.
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More mass per particle seems like it cuts both ways
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 7:31 AM
By cuts both ways do you mean it both reduces the relativistic focusing effect (per TeV) and reduces the spread to begin with? (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/03/2020 8:28 AM
More like increases the energy required to get the protons up to that speed while also increasing the amount of energy delivered per particle, but on second thought a proton beam might actually bloom less than an electron beam because of the higher mass, so there's that too.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 8:37 AM
It's a shame noone will let us sci-fi geeks borrow the LHC and add a long, straight evacuated tunnel to act as a firing range so we can test these. 😛
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theres DESY in germany
08:51
which is a LINAC
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not "quite" LHC levels, but i guess close enough for our purposes
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well, at the DESY facility
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 9:11 AM
The reduced charge:mass of protons bites accelerators.
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Protons being… what, 1100 times as massive as electrons?
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You'd need EeV particle energies to match gamma with a TeV electron beam.
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just use a single proton
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 9:13 AM
yeah, that ratio is about right
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 9:14 AM
And gamma is what makes the self-focusing work
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the particle beam, singular. For when you really want to show off by destroying something with a single subatomic particle.
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Those without 'bullshit hax' tech levels need not apply.
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the just-about-ontotech cannons
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Particle beams: they exist, but are not all that commonly used (as primaries or secondaries - which is not to say that captains who like variety might not stick a couple in a tertiary mount) by major navies. There are two main reasons for that: 1. By the time you close to particle range, you're already inside laser range, which is to say, have been sliced and diced into neat meter cubes by the point-defense grid. 2. There is something of a civilized-folk consensus that weapons whose chief side-effect is to give everyone on the other ship acute radiation poisoning are a mite... tacky . (I mean, I'll kill a man in a fair fight, etc., etc., but watching while he slowly and agonizingly bleeds to death out of every orifice? Where's that get fun?)
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 9:31 AM
point 1 is dubious with UREBs involved, but point 2 is a very good point indeed
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#2 would be mitigated by the general acceptance of any means necessary/appropriate for a job regardless of "fairness" (at least for eldrae) in the same vein as poisoned blades and attacking-before/without-declaring-war. not going to give up an advantage because of meatspace tackiness. should have uploaded the crew to hardened shells then
09:37
within reason of course, if weaponized blue-blotch-fever isnt necessary, then it isnt necessary
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(everything with an implied "in my understanding")
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If there was a sufficiently significant advantage in doing so. Otherwise, it runs into the "enh, what's the point" issue when they have plenty of weapons that just get on with killing the enemy already.
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not going to disagree, just arguing that tacky is a secondary concern at best
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Relevant here is a variant on a certain Terry Pratchett quotation from Men at Arms : “Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you're going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat. They'll watch you squirm. They'll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar. So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.”
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 9:47 AM
I think the feeling is that if there are two ways to make someone sufficiently dead, and that are of similar effectiveness, then a civilised soph picks the one that kills cleanly
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yeah, of course
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Although they probably wouldn't characterize it as good and evil. As I've said in the past, it takes empathy to torture people, because you have to be able to savor the experience to get something out of it. A real-and-for-true sociopath would never torture anyone because they wouldn't be able to see the point . While the quirks of eldraeic psychology are only partially comparable, there are a lot of corpses who can testify to their habit of skipping the posturing and getting right to the point. Before and after the fact.
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"can you kill him already? i'd like to get a snack!"
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(This is one of those things that would undoubtedly have been hilarious in the Contact Novel Which Shall Never Happen, inasmuch as human fighting - as seen in traditional street fights - involves a bunch of threatening, posturing, pushing and shoving to establish dominance and work up to the actual fighting, belike. The eldrae version involves going from zero to deadly force without wasting time on all the intervening steps, because once the situation has reached "violence" in the first place, you might as well be efficient about it. To say that these two models of violence do not play well together is perhaps understating the case.)
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(or does play well together, depending on how you look at it)
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Didn't you say that eldraic weddings involved a ritual duel or something?
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That honestly seems weird to me from a long-culture perspective - I'd expect the pre-transhumanism eldrae culture to run way the other way since if you're immortal the marginal chance of getting killed in a fight is so much more costly and you should be happy to engage in as many concievable forms of conflict other than deadly violence as possible prior to escalasting that far
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"you fkker are gettin on mah..!" blood splatters, a nose flies by
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(Since "being the kind of person who instantly escalates to murder in all conflicts" makes you the kind of person for whom everyone else has to do the same)
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well, pre-drowning-of-the-people maybe
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wait, was it drowning of the people
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it was drowning of the something im sure
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i think its a fair bit of reframing, the posturing and dominance play is the part before anybody gets up to settle this outside
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whatever, when a bunch of people vouched for a republic and everyone else said "no."
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while you are still sitting there sipping tea together
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(Hypothetical eldraeic street gang a planning to steal turf from hypothetical eldraeic street gang b are going to have to say "well when they see us, they're going to escalate to deadly force immediately, so we have to kill them all instantly and given that we both know this literally any sign of them could be that instant ambush so we have to respond to any sight of them as a deadly ambush" is all kinda stupid?)
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but in general, after that point it's more of a matter of "you do you, unless you do unto others. If you do unto others, your existence is forfeit."
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@Archon From the long-culture perspective, the way it works out is that immortal life is very precious, so people who seem inclined to defect on the whole "no non-consensual risking of other people's lives" thing are best removed from society with the greatest dispatch possible.
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 10:11 AM
If you have a short but very obvious threat display beforehand, then "jump to 100" can work effectively. Well. At least the jump to 'disable'; the jump to 'death' gets you arrested and incarcerated. Evidence: me. Childhood abuse has broken my violence scaling module. <.< The one time a man tried to grope me in a bar I had him doubled over in 2 seconds, it worked effectively. Normally I just look at someone like I'm debating eating their liver and they back off.
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on a larger scale, game wars and other sort of ritualized conflicts are more common. See: two armies maneuvering with minimal actual fighting, until one is in a untenable position and concedes defeat.
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@Archon I think eldraic "street gangs" (aka Private Law Providers) would be more likely to undercut each other on protection fees before they got to a shooting war.
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buggy: that's exactly my point! The insults and the shoveing are ritualised violent conflict?
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The reason that daehain (lit. "game war", indeed) and duels-not-to-the-death and assorted other forms of formalized, nonlethal and mostly nonviolent - and entirely non-nonconsensually violent - forms of conflict resolution proliferate in Imperial culture is essentially because everyone knows that escalating to violence is a really, really bad idea that will get you put down.
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^ game wars are the greater scale, on the lesser scale ritualized conflict looks exactly like duels
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where both participants explicitly agree to conflict before they engage in anything whatsoever
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 10:15 AM
@Morgrim Moon Tbh that sounds like a good violence scaling module to me. (Sorry if I give offense)
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 10:17 AM
eh, the issue is that "reasonable force" is something I have to remain calm to do. Or "proportionate". You know, something OTHER than "go straight for the eyes, throat and testicles"
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the thing is that human escalating-threat dominance contests/violence preludes do not begin with consensual nonviolent agreement; you can be forced into it and it often begins with explicit threats of some sort
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that is... not agreeable, to those who really really do not like nonconsenuality.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 10:18 AM
Going straight for the balls sounds like a proportionate response to groping, tbh.
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balls, jugglar, eyes
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and some other bits but those are good
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poke, punch, etc. Repeat until opponent is thoroughly incapacitated.
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Going straight for the balls sounds like a proportionate response to groping, tbh.
@DSD [He/They] well, he did basically the same, so... proportionate
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 10:19 AM
windpipe more than juggular; I'm not stopping to extract my pocket knife if I feel I'm fighting for my life
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Another relevant factor is that, well, they can kill you with their brains. This adds a whole extra level of uncertainty to judging where the escalation might go, because there's no such thing as an unarmed man. (Although, frankly, humans are delusional on this point; witness all the whining about how someone "was unarmed" in seeming complete ignorance of the millions of people in history beaten to death by the unarmed.)
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That's jumping about the timeline right now, isn't it?
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windpipe more than juggular; I'm not stopping to extract my pocket knife if I feel I'm fighting for my life
@Morgrim Moon a good jugular hit makes a nice incapacitating blood pressure wave in my knowledge
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no, they've always have techlekinesis
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that was a initial precursor modification.
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Huh I totally missed that then
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yeah, their early-history swordfighting basically looks like wuxia, but with more glowing
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Yeah, psychokinesis has been around since the Precursor era.
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re: glowing: what /are/ the visible (nonkinetic) effects of vector tech?
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well in the case of the distributed micronodes used for their bodily vector tech, the waste heat manifests as photons
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in the visible range, generally, so it looks something like a aura or glowing skin. Not too sure on the specifics of how/where the photons are generated.
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With assorted amusing consequences. History looks a lot different when it's not dominated by the young, male, and fit - inasmuch as it's entirely possible that the tiny, utterly harmless-looking great-grandmother you pass on the street can crush the tracheas of everyone within sight without stopping for breath and everyone knows this .
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because she's literally glowing with "the force"?
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(when using it)
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No, just because everyone knows that psychokinesis is a thing and that relative power levels are very non-obvious.
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(which she might well be, because one of the mundane utilities is "i don't feel like walking, i'll float instead")
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well, "everyone knows" because of experience then, not because its visible
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like yoda
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you dont mess with him, but not because you can see why
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And, yeah, it's a designed-in entropy-dump. The nodes basically dump entropy through photons displaced outside the body to avoid the waste heat doing unpleasant and potentially lethal things to your body temperature.
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can they do that in a collimated fashion?
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 10:28 AM
it takes more energy than you get out to do that, so no that would still fry you
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angelic beam of force 😄
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Only if they dump even more entropy in a non-collimated fashion to account for that created in collimating them. But it's not a design function.
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"You're telling me they can kill you with their mind and shoot laser beams from their eyes?" "Well no. The laser beams can come from anywhere."
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At the high end of the power scale, some people have figured out how to use 'em to strip electrons and shove them along ion channels, but that's about as exotic as it gets above basic PK.
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thats some "motoric" fine control
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also: "UNLIMITED.....POWEEEEER!"
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How powerful can the ‘electrokinesis’ get?
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Can it get up to ‘Palpatine’s Bass-Boosted Lightning’ levels?
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🤣 🤣 bass boosted lightning
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Well, per #shardverses , it was certainly enough to send Shadow Stalker to the hospital. 😄
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(now i wonder if theres some hardbass or drum and bass remix of "unlimited power")
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and that was a unpracticed use of it
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But is it as powerful as Canon (or even Legends) Palpatine’s Force Lightning? Like, able to disable (or even destroy) low-flying starships?
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2020 10:37 AM
yes but that could plausibly be "because you made her fall off the roof", which is what I thought it was to start with
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(also she is abnormally weak to electricity)
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in general its safe to assume that the energy for all this comes from normal metabolism
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so uh, if whatever you're doing would require more energy than if you took every organic molecule in a human being and oxidized it (which is quite a lot more than the body can bring to bear at all, nevermind at short notice) then no.
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Could one implant power sources for boosting it beyond what you could do with that?
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probably, within limits; eventually, you aren't going to be able to figure out clever ways to dump all the waste heat outside or somewhere non-harmful, and past that point you can't do much without switching to a hardshell body
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Wait. Oh God. Imagine doing that during a thunderstorm. Call Lightning, anyone?
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and/or Thor, God of Thunder.
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a whole new reason to never fight in the rain. Or always fight in the rain; depends on how daring you are.
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eh, a small S5+ Q-ball power/mass sink and convert some 5kilotons of mE into kinetics
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:V
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...Oh God.
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distant Transcend laughter
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Yeah, if you want to do that - well, the technology does exist to put your internal PK in sympathy with an external counterpart. And there ain't many limits on how big you can build those, compared to what you can do barebrained.
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nah, those 5kt are just a couple planck masses to move, so the battery should be portable 😄 the conversion and vector stacks probably not tho
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Regarding melta weapons, there's not a whole lot of useful information around the place as to what those are , technologically speaking. In one article, I've seen "sub-atomic reaction in a chemical fuel source" (wait, what?) to "produce a tightly-focused beam of intense, searing heat" (which would be... an infrared laser?), along with the claim that they project plasma, but aren't plasma weapons, are also some sort of fusion gun, and that the thermal blast's intensity increases as the distance to target decreases, which make them sound, if anything, like some sort of napalm thrower. From there, it only gets more confusing. So, uh...
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I mean, there aren't, for the most part, plasma weapons for all the reasons Atomic Rockets gives. About the closest there are to that would the "nuclear-thermal flamer", which is a flamethrower designed to plasmate the air for use as an antinanitic weapon, bunker-clearer, and for area-denial, and, of course, the Kzinti Lesson, which makes them less impractical by sheer scale. There are lasers which could reasonably be described as "intense heat beams", as pumping heat into things by laser is a standard part of starship combat. And there are good old-fashioned chemical incendiary warheads.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 11:15 AM
By melta I mean fusion gun - reuseable casaba-howitzer.
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It appears to be what they are in Ciaphas Cain (HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!), and it fits with their tabletop role as short-ranged tank-melters (pun not intended).
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@0111narwhalz What's the consensus on UREB-generator size these days?
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probably trending downwards with the advent of plasma wakefield accelerators
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 12:57 PM
Yeah, certain wakefields can apparently run 100GeV/m now.
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Don't recall what the power was on this but this is the wakefield accelerator and final beam optics. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/392298520498929680/750806865277091941/96d22d9e947b961724148e51b0373a1b.png
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Laser generation sold separately.
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(I think there's a pretty negligible cathode source at the bottom somewhere)
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From our own @Unknown
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Size depends. That there is a 1.5 TeV model with standard beam cleaning, estimated effective range 1 light second, spitballed power 1 GW. Length on the major axis about 21-ish meters.
13:02
This one is a Laser Wakefield Accelerator.
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Plasma Wakefield Accelerators require particle beam pumps that must be derived with SRF cavities which limits downscaling.
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0111narwhalz 09/03/2020 1:03 PM
What's the estimated size on the laser generators for that article?
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Ironically, because PWFAs have much higher gradients.
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@0111narwhalz Well it‘s 1 GW of highly pulsed infrared, so... a tad on the bulkier side. It‘s hard to give definitive estimates.
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Be back in a bit, some sport to go
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Okay I‘m here
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The thing to keep in mind is, this is a turret. This is an LWFA. The beams are somewhat dirty. You can stage additional beam coolers and focusing systems to clean up a bit but it‘s dirty.
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Idealy you should give the thing an SRF pre-injector and an PWFA powered by other particle beams for a nice, clean long-range gunnery beam.
13:13
But this does it for mid-range turrets with, hey, say 25 to... 150, 200 Mm?
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 2:32 PM
From the spreadsheet I made that implements Atomic Rocket's calculations, beam waist seems to be inversely proportional to beam energy, all else constant. So a 10x longer accelerator gives 1000x W/m^2 for only 10x the power 😄
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How good stuff on AR is depends a lot on the source.
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We haven‘t nailed UREB‘s to the ground yet. That‘s a mid-term project.
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In general, I'm seeing something here that sounds like it's going to end up going on ship-of-the-plane mounts.
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@Overmind Depends. A frigate could mount a lower-power and/or lower-energy version suitable for cooking missiles and fritzing sensors and such stuff.
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ePAWs are radiation weapons too. Those hundreds GeV electrons penetrate deep and make a lot of radiation.
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DSD [He/They] 09/03/2020 3:58 PM
The calculation I had was for heavy-ion beams, not UREB's, sorry. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/03/2020 4:21 PM
Also maybe the kind of thing that could be the CB/CA distinction - a heavy cruiser wouldn't have one, a battlecruiser might
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DSD [He/They] 09/04/2020 3:43 AM
And as to the radiation angle - that's why I prefer heavy-ion beams, so they deposit more of their energy as direct kablooie.
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Though in the 'Verse I'm putting together, combat is quite a bit shorter-ranged than in the Eldraeverse, so heavy-ion beams are viable, and in my 'Verse, low-emittance, high-power particle beams are easier to build than low-frequency, high-power lasers. (Lasers are still used for point-defence, of course, as you can't make a phased-array particle beam) (edited)
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(Also, tbh, I consider the radiation a happy side-effect to the beams doing normal damage - killing vulnerable electronics and wetware. (Fibre-optic cables and presumably optronics being damaged by ionising radiation.) And would getting smacked with TeV heavy ions interfere with thermal superconductors, @Overmind?) (edited)
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well, you technically can make phased array particle beams, needs a lot more exotic tech than with lasers, though. as matter waves are a thing as the double slit experiment with particles shows. so it should be possible to have a grating and bombard it from the right directions with particles and have them cohere in a beam afterwards
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0111narwhalz 09/04/2020 5:32 AM
I think your grating needs to be on the scale of the size of the particles…
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@DSD [He/They] Heavy ion beams need much bigger and bulkier facilities however. With an UREB, adding enough watts to escalate to straight kablewe is easier doable.
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That said, heavy atom beams do kinda deserve their own love so let 'em have it.
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I think your grating needs to be on the scale of the size of the particles…
@0111narwhalz there was succesful double slitting with 50nm gratings on 1nm molecules
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Personally the bigger issue with phased array particle beams is the lack of coherent waveforms in particle beams...
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This is a moderately interesting quandary. I wonder how an analogous case would be handled in the Empire, or indeed, in the Republic?
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(Other than asking "why, for starshit and corruption, are your hosts still ephemeral? We can fix that, you know!")
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0111narwhalz 09/09/2020 11:48 AM
reminds me of the time Night Vale incarcerated Hyram McDaniels—a literal five-headed dragon—but left his purple head an opening because it was an unwilling accomplice
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What is the degree of separation between Dax and their hosts? Do they like form a gestalt or is Dax like a hard drive?
11:54
Never seen DS9
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/09/2020 11:54 AM
Trill are closely linked, but both host and symbiont are independently sophont.
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The two minds don't exactly fuse, AFAICT, but are in constant in-depth communication.
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So Dax could be charged with a failure to act?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/09/2020 12:00 PM
possibly, depending on how much capacity the symbiont has to actually control the host's actions as opposed to merely yell at the host for not stopping.
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(AFAICT, the host mind is entirely, or almost entirely, in the driver's seat, with the symbiont only able to control the body with extreme difficulty if at all. A host that wants to act contrary to the symbiont's wishes is pretty much at liberty to do so - they're just not very likely to want to.)
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Well, and even then, maybe charged, but acquitted on the grounds of not having actually been able to prevent the act nor to report it without the host's active participation.
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(This is per Trek, of course. The actual episode sidestepped it by exonerating the previous host, in the end)
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we're thunkies system (maia/toni/reese/nat), we've been interested in this setting for a while, finding it through Atomic Rockets, and hi.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/09/2020 10:42 PM
YO
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ATOMIC ROCKETS IS DOPE
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otherwise I don't really know people here and I don't really engage with the stuff related to this other stuff so mm...
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(if people aren't super familiar with plural systems, i (maia) am basically sharing body and some mindstate with the rest of us, but prefer viewing ourselves as somewhat separate people.) We generally prefer she/her pronouns.
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!rules
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Check your Private Messages for my reply!
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/09/2020 10:47 PM
At least I read enough sf and trammel enough social media to understand the basic idea :y
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cool ;)
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toni would be probably the most ethically aligned with the Empire, the rest of us not really.
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Hi, and welcome!
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Hello, everyone!
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I'd like to recommend a worldbuilding project. Would you allow me?
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0111narwhalz 09/10/2020 12:32 AM
we have a recommendations and an otherworlds
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pick your poison
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That is great.
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Recommendation completed!
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The current UREB design, somewhat evolved:
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And some details of the craddle for the inner accelerator within its outer framework:
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Just looked at the Silverfall page, wondering if you’ll ever do something like that for the Phoenix?
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2020 11:58 AM
does anyone else now want to ride the shadowdog?
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shadawg (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2020 11:59 AM
(dog willing, of course)
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Also, is The Long Chase finished?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2020 3:36 PM
no--
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wait wrong story nothing to see here move along
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hmm, interesting. Is there some sort of cultural nuance i'm missing behind this? I mean, this is a translation from the Eldraeic of course, but; Division of Ruffianry Division of Chattelry Division of Perfidy Division of Unmutuality Division of Rowdery A lot of those are, in english, a 'gentler' term. Chattelry sounds less serious than slavery, ruffianry brings to mind kids giving teachers headaches while theft brings to mind jewelry thieves, etc.
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Ah, that's because to us they sound like gentler terms because they're somewhat archaic terms made milder by age. By definitions, though.
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(Also, chattelry in this case means "property crimes". Goods and chattels, you know.)
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(And there, of course, they've had the same names since the literal year 1.)
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How are Ruffainry and Rowdery different from each other?
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2020 9:34 PM
I think they're direct and indirect? If I hit you, I'm a ruffian. If I play bagpipes under your bedroom window at 3am, I'm rowdy.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/17/2020 9:35 PM
Or, in Glasgow, merely serenading your true love.
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Morgrim Moon 09/17/2020 9:37 PM
you can serenade during sunlit hours
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Morgrim Moon 09/19/2020 1:35 PM
@Overmind any objections to someone linking to that Discourse post with the poem? My friendly local ancap/ex-LW lurker would like to give it a shout out from ver blog.
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Sure, link away!
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(Send link when is linked?)
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Morgrim Moon 09/19/2020 1:55 PM
will attempt to remember to do so! It won't be live for 13 hrs at a minimum, schlaugh updates once a day
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getting problems with the link here. No errors, it just hangs while loading.
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I really hope that we develop technology that will, in fact, allow us to unsee things.
12:21
Because oh god my eyes
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/24/2020 12:23 PM
I'm not going to click on that link
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What was it?
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2020 12:29 PM
okay it can't be my link I've just checked it in an incognito window and there's nothing I can think of that would do that 😦
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2020 12:31 PM
I think it's related to an image on my server V:
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given the timing and similarity of response…
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Yes.
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Yes it is.
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Please take it down. Please? Like, now?
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relevant to eldraeverse how
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2020 12:38 PM
I… do not believe it violates any server rule.
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You can appeal to Ent to get it spoilered V:
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/24/2020 1:07 PM
@Tassadar what even was it lol
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0111narwhalz 09/24/2020 1:09 PM
reposts image
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I don’t even want to talk about it, okay?
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autistic screeching in the background
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Morgrim Moon 09/25/2020 5:12 AM
Don't be a bigot, that's not funny
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i dunno i thought it was kinda funny
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In an apartment on fire I'd expect neurotypical screeching
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/25/2020 8:36 AM
A semi-related semi-rant: a norm from the Empire that I'd love to xerox into our culture is that it is most emphatically not cool to foist an obligation onto someone who did not ask for it. And that it is doubly not cool to foist that obligation either through your own presumptuousness or through default on your obligations. Grr. Hop.
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Err, s/ask for/consent to receive/
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Let me guess: Someone did that to you?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/25/2020 9:29 AM
@Jade Nekotenshi a lot of people are fond of that irl
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/25/2020 9:39 AM
Yes, pretty much.
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Sublight Von Neumann probes colonizing the Galaxy
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/27/2020 4:45 PM
where's this graphic from ?
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Last time I used GPT-3 to suggest forbidding landscapes that would repel future civilizations from our nuclear waste disposal sites. There’s something about taking a subject that’s very very permanent - some kinds of nuclear waste remain deadly for over 250,000 years - and the...
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2020 3:10 PM
I love them
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Morgrim Moon 09/28/2020 10:23 PM
"In Nepal, there is a festival which dedicates a day to solely thank dogs, for being dogs. Kukur Tihar translated 'worship of the dogs' involves a full day of celebrating & pampering dogs for their loyalty & friendship to humans." I think Imperials would approve
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aww nice
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The dar-bandal at least
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It would probably take on a sort of ancestor reverence thing for them
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 5:59 PM
How do the 'Pesticide' systems on the Amphisbaena work? Are they two interlinked systems for above and below water?
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They're big fraggin' autocannon CIWS. Underwater application is essentially that they're big fraggin' autocannon CIWS. (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:08 PM
Can they fire nukes?
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(i.e., they're not as effective under the water, but they're more than effective enough to chop torpedoes into confetti before they pose any particular problem.)
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This was not an era where nukes as point defense was a thing.
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:08 PM
Awwww.
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Also, it's fairly hard to imagine a planetside case in which nukes as point defense would be a thing.
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2020 6:11 PM
Any anti-ICBM system, for a loose definition of “point”
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You may have some trouble selling the notion of protecting your cities from being nuked by nuking them yourself first .
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I mean, nuclear countermissiles, maybe. Nuclear CIWS ?
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 6:12 PM
can't blow me up, I exploded myself
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2020 6:13 PM
If you can use a 5kt to fizzle a 5Mt, or something along those lines, you may actually have a case.
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:14 PM
So long as the 'point' was half a kilometre or so away, it would work as a shipborne CIWS with little nukes (Atomic rockets had something about the fallout of using nukes as antiaircraft munitions and it isn't much on a planetary scale.) Also, aren't Eldrae more radiotolerant than humans?
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Yeah, but there isn't really anything that needs that sort of defense. At least for the wet navy of that period. (It's more like the sort of thing Eye-in-the-Flame would sell as an intruder protection system. "When you absolutely, positively need to be the craziest motherfucker on the block.")
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:21 PM
My thinking was along the lines of 'If someone is volleying hundreds of casaba-howitzer missiles at your nice, shiny battleship, being able to shoot down multiple missiles at once would really be nice.'
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Also, if you expect to be facing antiship nukes, a battleship can't really have too much point-defence dakka. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/29/2020 6:24 PM
Casaba-howitzer doesn't work that much better than a regular nuke in atmosphere…
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:24 PM
Regular nuke's still gonna fuck up a battleship if you let it get close.
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And oops.
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:29 PM
Also, it's fairly hard to imagine a planetside case in which nukes as point defense would be a thing.
@Overmind Early guided missile era when missiles aren't nearly the accurate
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RIM-2 and RIM-8 missiles featured 1kt and 5kt warheads respectively
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RIM-66/67 had a proposed Nuclear option
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Also the early ABM were all nuclear tipped
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:30 PM
I think there was a 'Genie' rocket to try to kill a whole bomber squadron? (edited)
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:30 PM
Nike and BOMARC Sams were also nuclear tipped
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@DSD [He/They] that's the fun one, 1.5kt unguided rocket
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replaced by the AIM-26 Super Falcon missile, radar guided with a 1/4 kiloton warhead
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I'd count those more as "countermissiles" than "point-defense". But sure, these things are fine for non-close-in defensive purposes.
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:31 PM
nah those are full up Medium/Long range surface to air missiles
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except they have less range than current PD missiles (RIM-162 ESSM)
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40nmi for early RIM-8 and less than twenty for early RIM-2
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All missiles are point defense when the area defense is the Combat Air Patrol
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:33 PM
With good enough armour (like that on, say, a battleship) you should be still within the range of a big-ass autocannon at the range you stop nuking yourself to death.
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:33 PM
Ha, no
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They tested it
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any hypothetical crewmen on the USS Nevada would be dead
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13.5" of Steel armor over the belt and 18" thick turret faces
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:35 PM
What yield and what range?
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:36 PM
Twenty three kilotons at less than 500 yards
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Nevada is 32, Sakawa, 9 was at a range of 420 yards
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maybe 600/700 yards
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the circle is 1kyard
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:37 PM
I was thinking more one or two kilotons at a kilometre or so, but I guess that just means a human'd take a few weeks to die instead of a few minutes.
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:38 PM
oh, nah, they'd be fine at that range and yield
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for a two kiloton blast the 1 month fatal range (500 rem) is only about a kilometer
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100 rems, 5% chance of death in 60 days, is only at 1.24km
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And a battleship in the Nuclear Age would have shielding to reduce this
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:41 PM
Probably stretching the definition of a CIWS though. But easy range for a dual-purpose gun. (The QF 5.25 in could do AA at 11km according to wikipedia)
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Enderminion 09/29/2020 6:42 PM
Goalkeeper, a 30mm gun, starts shooting at 1500 yards and expects a kill at 300 yards
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RIM-116 has a range* of 10km
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DSD [He/They] 09/29/2020 6:44 PM
A nuke you could just 'fire thataway' instead of needing a bullseye on the missile, so that should extend the effective range.
dziban joined the server. 09/29/2020 6:52 PM
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Welcome!
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One day, I will devise a device suitable for the name "the Eschatron".
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DSD [He/They] 09/30/2020 2:13 AM
Didn't you have a teaser for a warship called the 'Eschatofer'?
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ontotech pranks: slowly change the value of pi in your apartment and see how long it takes your roommates to notice
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"I made you a pie! (It's equal to four!)"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/30/2020 9:52 AM
I would have assumed "the Eschatron" was the casual name of the ultimate goal of ontological science and engineering.
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"angary" where do you find these words?! (edited)
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seriously, your vocabulary is astonishing at times. You're a pretty close second as far as "authors who i have to look up word definitions for". (edited)
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and first place is Peter "my best book has more citations than a actual research paper" Watts
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0111narwhalz 09/30/2020 8:01 PM
not to be confused with "angery"
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well, they never mentioned Orang
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In books, where the words live! (No, seriously, that really is my secret. I just read. A lot.)
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Gentles all, we have a Tronzoid requesting readmittance and citing his improved behavior on the Ailevérse server as evidence that this time will be better. Since it will be the community and not just myself that must bear the consequences of this decision, I shall let the community vote on the matter. Please express your wishes by thumbs-up or thumbs-downing this message accordingly. (Feel free to submit any further comments in further messages, but only emoji applied to this message shall count towards the result.) Voting shall close in 48 hours from now; 1600 hrs on Saturday, October 3rd.
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Overmind pinned a message to this channel. 10/01/2020 3:51 PM
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1600 CDT, correct?
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Correct.
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:08 PM
*scrolls through Ailevérse backlog* …eh sure why not
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scrolls through Ailevérse backlog ...yeah that's gonna be a yikes from me dawg (edited)
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:17 PM
he's broken the law less times than you, buddy
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@0111narwhalz i have reformed
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:18 PM
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Enderminion 10/01/2020 4:31 PM
Which one is the Aileverse server?
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:31 PM
That's my one.
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The one with the green Pi logo
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:31 PM
You aren't on it, but you can be if you'd like.
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(at some point I dropped an invite in #otherworlds )
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(linking my own stuff more than once without someone asking for it is kinda… ehh to me, but if you don't want to dig in the scrollback just ask and I'll throw another link down)
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Post it again and/or on the Discourse and I'll pin it. That goes for anyone else with their own project to advertise, too.
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2020 4:38 PM
willdo, bit distracted at the moment but expect something soon™
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/01/2020 5:17 PM
In general, I am much more willing to grant second chances to a person who offended or annoyed through obliviousness rather than through pointed indifference, hostility or malice. Accordingly, I'd favor giving him another chance and voted thus. But I'd be rather less forgiving of someone who, having been given a second chance, still steadfastly refuses to sprout a clue.
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Sure, but please to post it in #otherworlds
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Morgrim Moon 10/01/2020 7:14 PM
I am... uncertain, because his posts on the Discourse group aren't showing any increased quality. They still seem very "blurt the idea" to me and + inability to accept dissenting views caused the issues
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BluejayHurricane 10/01/2020 7:24 PM
He's in a few other servers that I frequent, and I would say "accept dissenting views" has actually improved. At the very least, he hasn't flamed out of STAB, and that's a mark in his favor in and of itself. I vote we give him the rope, and if he hangs himself that's on him. The idea blurting is still a thing, but I can mostly live with that, and sometimes good things do come out.
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To be honest, he isn't the only one who is guilty of that. I, too, blurt out ideas or sentences without thinking far too often.
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He was banned off of STAB awhile ago
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Where’s STAB, again?
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BluejayHurricane 10/01/2020 10:20 PM
Space battles Technical Advisory Board. I think it’s Winged_One’s server.
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Enderminion 10/02/2020 1:59 AM
Yeah
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Tronzoid was banned on the 8th of September
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from STAB
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Not flaming out at people on a server, when you're not a member, is really easy
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BluejayHurricane 10/02/2020 9:27 AM
Well, dang. Consider my recommendation rescinded, then. My curiosity still outweighs my trepidation, but not by much. (edited)
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Hey Enderminion, do we know what he was banned for? I asked one of the mods, but he isn't saying much specific.
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Probably the same reason he was banned from here
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Let’s splash some mind-state recording nanopaste all around the site of natural disasters. By missile, for speedy delivery. We can call it the Multiple Impact Resurrection Vehicle.
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Wow. Really?
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No, not really. It should obviously be the Multiple Instance Resurrection Vehicle.
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Better.
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Has Cerebrate finally gotten around to watching Love, Death, and Robots?
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Of course the eldrae probably take the yogurt more seriously than these guys.
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No, pure coincidence.
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Oh my...
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reminds me of that fan eldraeverse snippet where someone used the wrong culture and became the mother of a sentient block of cheese
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heh. oops.
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And a side plot of the webcomic Narbonic.
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That one’s canon.
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Morgrim Moon 10/06/2020 10:01 PM
re building rocket: and don't forget the life support systems for the sophs stuck on the upper floors
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If the building’s that tall, it already has them. 🙂
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Morgrim Moon 10/06/2020 10:02 PM
helpful!
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i wonder when it starts to be more practical to ensure that the active support systems are simply as redundant and reliable as possible (edited)
22:06
plenty of megastructures can be summed up as "if the active stabilization stops working for more than a few minutes everything will break."
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and its not really possible to ensure, for instance, that that shellworld will break into a dozen pieces and enter stable orbit around the internal black hole if the mass stream magnets suddenly quench
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Then, make secondary/tertiary/quaternary/quinary redundant stabilization systems.
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the word of the day is: redundancy (edited)
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Which is something the Eldrae should be very invested in anyway. They live long enough to very much appriciate things like stochastic mortality.
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Also personally the thing I would be the most worried about in quenches happening in any active structural member is the explosive sort of quench.
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Indeed.
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ITER contains about 8-10 GJ of energy in its superconductive magnetics.
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Fusion reactors can‘t explode like nuclear bombs.
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They could explode just fine kinda like a very big conventional bomb.
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The same goes for any drive with a magnetic nozzle.
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So (blade) fusion drives, mag sails of all types, antimatter drives...
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Or even your s-con power stacks you use to buffer your power systems. And/or the superconductive power grid.
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Assuming you're using superconductors which are prone to catastrophic quench within their normal range of operation. I suspect that any superconductor you're going to use at the nozzle end of a thermal reaction drive is not going to be the kind prone to thermal quench if you can possibly help it.
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0111narwhalz 10/07/2020 2:56 PM
Energy stored is energy stored
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and energy released is energy released :V
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Given the main yield of Eldraeverse weapons, the cap banks are probably in special blow-out units to not take the main vehicle with it.
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@Overmind In principle I agree. But thermal control systems can be overloaded and there‘s that nasty element of Most Unpleasent Sophont Behavior known as weapons fire.
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(As a side note, there is quite the sophisticated quench protection system built into, for example, the large hadron collider to turn a catastrophic quench into a sudden heatsink excursion.)
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And not really, they're under a fuckton of armor such that it's really, really hard to hit them. Much like a magazine hit on wet navy ships, there ain't no good way to tank a golden BB.
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Blow-out pannels... but also yes.
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Also emergency dump sinks are 1000% required
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But have fun dumping terajoules of energy in a pinch...
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The coolant expendature may lead to you to have to strike your drive and radiators and surrender.
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Alternatively, massice s-con quench excursion can explain why a spacecraft blows up so photogenically.
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Also, while I haven't yet run the numbers on timescale, I suspect the problem with accumulator ejection systems/blow-out panels is the same problem with ejecting the warp core/antimatter pods, insofar as there aren't reasonable ejection systems that'll give you enough separation fast enough for it to matter a damn, and that blow-out panels don't scale well with magazine/accumulator size. (i.e., they work well on tank magazines, not so well on, say, battleship magazines).
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I suspect one good place to put shittons of energy suddenly is going to be the Happy Fun Coilgun that you have the energy to fire in the first place.
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But, mostly, a golden BB to the primary high-power accumulators isn't something you expect to be able to execute your emergency plans for. Much like a direct hit to the antimatter cryocels, it's an instant-kill scenario.
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0111narwhalz 10/07/2020 3:08 PM
golden BB
what about a Mylar balloon?
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The bigger problem/reason with any kind of blow-away panel is the direction of venting versus the direction of incoming damage. Tanks get away with it because they have a fundamental weak point in their armour (above them) that cannot be made proof against weapons that directly target it IE aerial bombs. (This is ignoring popup atgms, but those have alternative defense systems beyond armour that work). So, you can build in a blow away system in that manner.
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With ships you don't have that option, partially because you can theoretically be attacked from all angles and need/can mitigate attacks from said, but also partially because the one way you could theoretically vent a blow away panel through also would vent through a VERY incompressible medium (to say nothing of fatality compromising your bouyancy)
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The more I think about some of those shellworld-over-black-hole designs, the more I conclude that Eldraeic engineering slang needs one of those handy one-word portmanteaus for "this design is clever, but it's a mass-casualty event in a box". Also, possibly, for "oh, gods, this was designed by a physicist , wasn't it?"
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2020 10:15 AM
maybe they found the remanents of one somewhere?
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and then the slang is the name of the place
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(No offense to physicists intended. I'm reminded of http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Tech/Brahms/index.html , including said physicist's reaction of "I expected some engineers to refine this, not for those lunatics to just make it fit into the hull and fly it as is".)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/08/2020 10:59 AM
birchworlds come to mind
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especially birchworlds over a supermassive BH
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Inspired by the latest Isaac Arthur?
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re: yeast-foods I would expect beer and alcohol is, as these things tend to have, a arbitrary exception to the rule
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(or if you look for the actual reasons behind the bias and not just what people say the reasons are, a perfectly reasonable exception.)
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re: shellworlds Don't people use countragenesis... counterragenesis... supposed-to-make-gravity-field black holes in some habs in-verse?
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They use them in power plants, not population centers.
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Which is not to say that they aren't safe. They have an excellent safety record. Nonetheless, if you wanted to suggest put a contraterragenesis plant and its singularity inductor in the middle of a residential hab there , they'd look at you like they would here if you suggested installing a fast breeder reactor in a middle school. Sure, it is very unlikely in absolute terms that anything will go wrong, but the amount of unnecessary added risk in doing it that way still makes it that special kind of bad idea. (edited)
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oh, it's the power-generating sort of black hole, not the 'convenient'-mass-for-localized-gravity-fields black hole?
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i thought it was the latter, but yeah the former is only stable by virtue of mechanisms that keep the outgoing energy directed back in
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and if the fail, depending on the size, it's either a localized spotlight of bright death or a sudden boatload of mass-energy in the form of gamma
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It’s the “feed it matter, get half of it back as antimatter” kind of black hole.
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aren't those pretty close? i half-remember something about getting a lot of pair production means running it pretty low-mass (edited)
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you need to run it hot for higher mass antimatter, i know that at least. Maybe you can get decent numbers of positrons from a more stable one though
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:08 AM
I have concerns regarding feeding such a small hole
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DSD [He/They] 10/09/2020 2:09 AM
Big black holes'd be safer, though, due to not exploding if unfed.
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:09 AM
you need pretty high-energy matter to even get into the event horizon most of the time
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oh yeah, i mean the entire thing is basically a bomb in a box
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:10 AM
If the black hole's radius is big enough to eat low-energy electrons, it won't do a whole lot of radiating—and also it'll be the mass of a moon.
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I guess atomic nuclei are much smaller though
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Which would be why you keep them in nice, remote power plants.
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the reflectors (which have to be operating well into the gamma range, so muon metal.) are the only thing keeping it from venting the entirety of its mass energy on a timescale anywhere from a second to a few months ish, which depends on how hot you're running them and also a guesstimate
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:11 AM
(perhaps that would cause the hole to emit a lot more positrons, because of all the positive charge… or something? I dunno)
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you want to keep its charge neutral, i suspect.
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or at least you'll want to keep it neutral if you designed the containment for a neutral hole
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:14 AM
I suppose a large positive charge would tend to accelerate electrons toward it, which would make it more likely to eat them…
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hm, I think there are a lot of variables involved :V
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i suspect that it wouldn't naturally tend to produce more positrons, or at least if it does then you have to put in work to capture them after formation
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scenario: a natural black hole gains a small negative charge. If this biases pair production towards creating positrons, and these positrons can exit the vicinity of the black hole under normal circumstances, then due to charge conservation the black hole will tend to become more negative by releasing positrons over time
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this process feeds into itself; the more positrons it produces, the greater the ratio of positrons produced. This phenomena would tend to cause natural black holes to almost always be charged, albeit only somewhat because of the high mass of most natural black holes
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:20 AM
No, the black hole would become more positive because it is fed positive atomic nuclei.
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That positive charge would tend to make electrons fired at it higher-energy and thus smaller, and possibly smaller enough to fit in it.
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"fit in it" = "be likely to fall into it at some point"
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i know, but i'm trying to determine if this is the actual behavior of black holes when i can't quickly find the information directly
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so i'm reasoning it out to see if this would cause absurd/ruled out behavior based on the rules that i do know, and if it does it is probably not true
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:23 AM
I'm saying that the thing you're talking about is the opposite of the thing I'm talking about.
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you were wondering whether a high charge on the black hole would bias pair production
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:24 AM
Yes, and that bias has a direction.
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oh, oops
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"gains a small negative" should be "gains a small positive"
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negative will bias towards electron production
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:25 AM
If a black hole gains a small positive charge, and this causes it to emit more positrons, then it will shed that positive charge.
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oh that's right, good point...
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:26 AM
…if, of course, this has any relation to the actual behavior of Hawking radiation
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it biases towards the same charge, so the phenomena would be naturally self-eliminating, not exponentially self-feeding
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positive charge will attract electrons and repel positrons, creating more positive charge, reducing the positive charge of the hole.
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0111narwhalz 10/09/2020 2:29 AM
It sure sounds sensible when we talk about it
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and that's why I'm suspicious
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eh that's not that bad with physics, things tend to fit together like clockwork so when a part fits well thats a decent sign that you're on the right track
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DSD [He/They] 10/09/2020 2:47 AM
Yeah, a positive charge would attract the electrons in pair production more, making it more likely for the positrons to be freed. Would likely only be a very small effect, though, due to the difficulty in getting a high charge-to-mass ratio.
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ah ha!
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As matter and antimatter are produced in roughly equal quantities through the evaporation process, the action of the system is to effectively convert constant streams of normal matter into equal amounts of matter and antimatter. Which particles are radiated depends on the temperature (T) of the black hole, which is related to its mass (M) by T = (h-bar) c^3/(8 pi G M k_b) where h-bar is Plank's reduced constant, c is the speed of light, G is the gravitational constant, and k_b is Boltzmann's constant. In convenient units, this can be written as k_b T = 6.66E19 eV kg / M The temperature expressed in energy units k_b T must be greater than the rest energy of the particle under consideration. Thus, for electron-positron creation, k_b T must be higher than 510,000 eV, and for proton-antiproton creation k_b T must be greater than 932,000,000 eV (more or less - there will be some pair production below this temperature, but it drops off rapidly). Therefore, a black hole cannot start producing protons and antiprotons until its mass gets as low as 70 million tons, while it can be producing electrons and positrons at 130 billion tons.
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And thus you can get shittons of antimatter out of a standard-issue 5e7 ton hole (usually shrunk down to 100,000 tons for transport), such as those sold as the Extropa Energy contraterragenesis core type three. Yes, this does mean that its blackbody temperature is around 2.5e12 K. Containment is your friend. (edited)
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Also, they are both charged and spinning, i.e., are Kerr-Newman black holes, for reasons adequately explained here: http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/basicdesign.php#id--Power_Storage--Kerr-Newman_black_hole Which is to say, charge and spin are very helpful in getting and keeping a grip on your shiny new tool. (Letting either property on your tame hole run down beyond the values specified in the operators' manual will void the warranty, and will also very likely void much of the nearby area.)
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please do not place this on a planet
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“Pig Ion, all docks at Javerna Orbital are currently occupied.  Please re-route to Javerna Down.  Coordinates follow.  Javerna Local, over.” “Negative, Javerna Local, check our ca…
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Morgrim Moon 10/09/2020 11:51 AM
ah yes, the classic "right you jump the queue" situation
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random snippet: "Hello sir, can I help you?" "Yes, I'm looking for a emergency envsuit." "Ah, of course. what ASTR are you looking for? "Aster?" "ASTR, Autonomous Survival Time Rating. It tells you how long the suit is rated to keep you alive in space - or any other environment its rated for." "Oh, uh, I'm not sure. What's the highest rating?" "That would be an ASTR 10. We have one right over there-" A gesture towards a bulky, golden suit; every surface rounded and mirrored "-and it'll keep you alive in vacuum for anywhere from a month to ten thousand years, depending on clade, user settings, and available energy sources." "Ten thou- I wouldn't even live that long inside the hab!" "The suit's medical fabricator can make immortagens, too." (edited)
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Now, the -12 model, that one also comes with a built-in novelist to assuage your boredom for all that time.
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of course, the unspoken assumption when you're getting to ratings that high are that you simply can't use a bugout device, because why would you pay out the bellend for what amounts to a slow person-shaped space ship otherwise?
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so, something like a explorer who is too far out for a bugout device to be reliable
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and if you have to go with the "wait up to the rated lifespan" option, then the suit has the option to just do nanostasis or mindstate backup in-situ and then use all of the available mass to put together a solar sail or something to slow-walk back to civilization, or hunker down and maintain a distress beacon for the next milennia (edited)
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(the "month" low end of the rating is due to the unmentioned complexities of the rating system, like how the IP rating system has two separate numbers and letters that all mean their own thing The low end of the scale assumes that the situation starts with something like "RIght, so i'm on Venus and my hab exploded.")
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I slept very badly last night, so it took me two tries to get "hab".
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At first you were on Venus and your hat exploded, which is certainly a more personal problem.
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Second try had your head exploding, which is probably worse.
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Enderminion 10/10/2020 7:53 PM
unless it's a technetium hat
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it still stands out to me whenever its mentioned that ships have people at the controls
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and for that matter, have controls
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i guess it sort of reflects the self driving car debate:
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self driving cars are just starting to be practical, and a lot of people are skeptical of them. "I don't want some machine out of my control driving me around." "But", counters the other side of the debate, "They're much safer than normal cars. Even the prototypes are much safer, and they're not even done yet."
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see, the problem is that yes, machines can break down or fail or have manufacturing errors or programming errors or just simply find a corner case that no one anticipated
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but humans? Humans are really, really, really awful drivers
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roads are specifically designed to be dead-simple and easy to drive on and there's still a fuckton of accidents
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so it's not that the machines don't fail, but it's that its practically trivial to make a machine that fails less
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and then the question, "why not just keep manual controls so the driver can take over if the autopilot fails"
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well the problem is, it's not just a matter of simple failure
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both drivers, human and autopilot, can fail in different ways; they could stop working entirely they could have a false positive and take actions they shouldn't take they could have a false negative and not take actions that they should take
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and when human drivers have a override, false positives will still cause accidents because they will override to do them. If both have overrides, both false positives and false negatives on either side will always cause a accident. (edited)
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so if the machine driver is so reliable that the likelyhood of any failure is less than human drivers' chance of false positives alone, then its better to just exclude human drivers completely. (edited)
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and it's merely difficult to make a self driving car that reliable now, nevermind with much better technology.
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humans are bad drivers, as has been said.
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so this problem extends to many automated systems (even outside the context of driving vehicles), so my first reaction when i hear that someone is flying a spaceship is that that is bad design, or those people are astonishingly more reliable and consistent at doing things than humans
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There's been millennia of development in the autopilots, so I see little valid reason for there to be a person supervising the controls.
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Even it the people are very reliable and consistent, the autopilot can be made equally so without requiring someone to actually sit there running it.
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DSD [He/They] 10/12/2020 4:13 AM
The Expanse seems to do this one well. Alex pilots the Roci manually during the battle with the stealth ship etc, but on the slingshot manoeuvre through Jupiter's moons the Roci is explicitly on autopilot (Alex says "give me manual" when they meet the Karakum)
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complex manuevers that can't be planned in advance (see: dodging) are definitely something where you need to manually control it. Assuming you don't have a AI that can react to the changing situation in an acceptable manner, anyway. Or do, but you can't describe all of the things it needs to do in the situation. After all, you can make a AI autopilot that can dodge, but it might not be able to dodge, prioritizing those big debris (spaced spacers) above all else, while also ensuring that the drive plume never gets within 30° of any of them, while also stopping near them with a low relative vector pointing into the open airlock, which also needs to cycle on time. And if it can do that, you might not be able to tell it that in the 2 seconds it takes to think "oh fuck the hab just exploded". (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 5:28 AM
Yeah. At the moment take off and landing are the two things that cannot be automated on planes because they're the two bits where everything goes chaotic and computers cannot cope with that yet.
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Well. Autopilot can manage a smooth landing on airports with suitable ground guidance systems. They can't do downdrafts or uneven cross winds
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Basically anything you can't put in a flowchart autopilot has issues with
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There will have been millennia to refine flowcharts and/or to just stick fairly general AI in there, so I don't see the problem. Just have a nonvolitional narrow AI to manage piloting.
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Well, here's perhaps the most obvious reason: no-one wants to be the guy whose brag sheet includes the line: "Sat around with my thumb up my ass while my autopilot put a million tons of commercial freighter through one of the big windows at Luckless Station, killing 300,000 people."
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But to sum up a lot of things: 1. Like modern aircraft, there are very fancy autopilot systems. Punch the right buttons, and you can do fully automated departure, cruise, and arrival... to and from starports which are equipped with Category V IOSS 812400-compatible autonav systems, which in turn requires an Imperial-grade Orbital Positioning System, and in systems where everyone's squawking with a proper IOSS 806785 transponder. Because you need infrastructure for automation to really work well . Which is to say, works great, but in a similar sense to saying that you can do fully automated aircraft flights between London Heathrow, Chicago O'Hare, and Tokyo Haneda, it doesn't help you all that much when the place you need to actually get to is Backwater, Nowheresville.
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1a. Works great for all sorts of drone freighters and miscellaneous commuterspheres, et. al., though, whose movements are extremely predictable and boring, and which are the sorts of vehicles that show up in highly developed, highly automated systems.
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2. This also requires that you can both understand the automation, and trust the automation, which is problematic in different places in different ways: 2a. Out in the Periphery and Expansion Regions, they may have some fancy autonav systems, but they don't speak IOSS 812400 astrogation interlingua, or at least, don't speak it well . There are times to discover that they use a completely different format for the forbidden-thrust-vector map, and right when it becomes relevant is not it . 2b. In less wealthy regions of the galaxy, your autonav systems may have been bought from Honest Feklhr's Used Astrogation Aid Store and Pizza Parlor. Look up your favorite Third World Airport horror stories, and transpose them into space, where the magnitudes get amplified a whole lot. 2c. Yeah, you go right ahead and engage in high-level systems integration with anything run by the Iltine Ministry of Navigation.
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3. Pilots often fly their aircraft by hand even when the autopilot could do it, because they need their skills not to get rusty. Because if they did, that'd be the sort of thing that bites them in the ass the day everything goes south and they have to ditch that thing in the Hudson. 4. The majority of the craft that do a lot of the close-orbit maneuvering are things like OTVs, workpods, cutters, and other small craft. These are exactly same craft that need to do odd little maneuvers like "catch that dropped spanner before it hits something", and "follow that loose cable", and "recover the soph overboard in a three-axis spin", and "find out where that vapor plume is coming from", and "grab that container that the longshorebots can't unload because the retaining pins are bent and it's jammed on the guide rods", and about a million other special cases that would require an absurd amount of idiosyncratic programming. (edited)
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Oh, and: 5. It's not like "manual" is all that manual anyway .
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DSD [He/They] 10/12/2020 7:58 AM
Don't pretty much all (civilised) ships have a docking radar and some other fancy sensors? Wouldn't that be enough to keep track of everything close by in a low-traffic backwater? (edited)
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that, and part of the problem is; assuming humans are fairly average, the typical soph is really unreliable. To the point that you could probably load a half-decent routine into a bioshell, physically place it into the autopilot chair with no integration into the ships systems whatsoever, and still get more consistent performance
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Yeah, but just where things are is the least part of it.
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(baselines, at least.)
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people get tired, people get hungry or they're angry today, etc etc etc. Sophoncy itself adds unpredictability to the system that needs a lot of effort to work back out
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with a autopilot, you lose competency, and significantly reduce the ability to handle edge cases, but even then... (edited)
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and you know the certified and insured Imperial pilot with the modern baseline is going to be reliable, but what about that Vonnie who learned on the functional equivalent of a stickshift and has a missing hand he's afraid to get fixed?
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There are things like the aforementioned forbidden thrust vector map, which keeps track of places where they don't want your thrust plume (even cold-gas!) going, lest it break something. Radar won't tell you what's breakable. There are the idiosyncrasies of local flight traffic control - all of this is in controlled space - from getting your flight-clearance in highly-accented Trade from a linobir with the flu, to worlds where traffic priorities are handed out on the basis of caste, corporate status, or who paid the largest bribe, to... . And so on and so forth.
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at some point the traffic managers will say "Please, just put the autopilot on. At least then it will be predictably stupid."
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Telling your autosystem to work purely on the basis of your own sensors may get you down somewhere safely, but it will not prevent you from doing lots of property damage and acquiring millions of exval in traffic fines on your way there.
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@Buggy In cases 2, automation is also notably unpredictable. Garbage in, garbage out.
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There is at least one documented real-world case (if I can find the damn thing again) of an airport cheerily broadcasting autoland information for a runway that didn't exist .
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('Cause, y'know, they'd build that part first and evidently no-one had figured out that it might be a bad idea to switch it on before they'd finished laying all the concrete, or some such act of genius.)
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part of it might be the range of expected competency, i guess
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i'm using human car drivers as a basis
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but in many places, pretty nearly everyone drives
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everyone
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old grannies who can barely see with their glasses, people who got two hours of sleep last night, people who are very easily angered, people on allllll sorts of drugs...
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hell, sometimes children/teenagers end up behind the wheel even when everyone is determined to keep them away, and they still perform better than some of the worse people with licenses
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Yeah, we don't usually give those people pilot's licenses, you may note.
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fair point
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Hell, there , I'm pretty sure most of 'em wouldn't be issued driving licenses. Or, rather, would not find a tort insurer willing to cover them for it at an affordable price. Testosterone poisoning is murder on one's premiums.
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DSD [He/They] 10/12/2020 8:30 AM
Also, why do spacecraft in the 'verse use cold-gas at all instead of atleast arcjets? 'Cause cold-gas looks to me like it has neither the thrust nor the exhaust velocity for anything more than mild station-keeping.
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In very-in-close maneuvering, they avoid damaging anything expensive with your emissions.
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Which is to say: safety issue.
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(Although, FWIW, "cold-gas" in this [flight-control] sense is defined in terms of "not a [hot] rocket", not in the strict engineering sense.)
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DSD [He/They] 10/12/2020 8:55 AM
So what would be cold-gas in the flight-control sense but not in the engineering sense? Or is it just 'cold' as in 'not superheated fusion plasma'?
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i can't think of any moderate/high thrust engines that fit the 'don't damage nearby things you're pointed at' requirement
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 8:58 AM
cold in the "the primary force is not provided by heating this stuff; it's temperature is a potentially variable side detail and not a technical requirement
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in the rocket equation, temperature of your exhaust is a significant component
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there are alternatives to cold gas that won't damage things, but a lot of them are harmless because they're so weak; a ion engine is so gentle you could hold your hand in front of it (if it didn't need a good vacuum to work) but that's more because the thrust is a pissant
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Cold enough that the exhaust plume won't damage nearby hulls or equipment, so even hydrox or methalox rockets are much too thermal.
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infact if you're getting decent thrust and not-terrible efficency that kinda implies a high thrust velocity, which is going to be hard to render safe no matter what
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Resistojets might qualify? (If you're looking for absolute numbers, it's too early in my as-yet coffee-free morning, sorry.)
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 9:02 AM
it's basically the space equivalent of turning your engines off, reefing your sails, and doing the final docking using mooring lines and muscle power. Which is what is done right now. Maybe with a glorified ride on lawnmower for the big stuff (cruise liners and cargo freighters)
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And, yes, everything that qualifies has lousy thrust. On the other hand, anywhere you take your ship where the cold-gas limitation is in effect, you would be violating all sorts of safety rules by using non-lousy thrust anyway.
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 9:03 AM
(the sailing ship I learnt on could be final-docked by 4 humans, 3 of them scrawny teens; it's a LOT less required force than you'd think)
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i mean, there's lousy thrust, and then there's a full-sized drive system producing less than a newton.
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(using ion as a example)
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granted full sized for a probe but still
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i'm trying to find a example of the thrust of a actual cold-gas thruster on a existing spacecraft...
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:09 AM
F9 booster uses cold-gas (I think nitrogen?) for attitude control when its engines are off and it's in vacuum.
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that seems to be the only one yeah
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:10 AM
(i.e. when it can use neither vectoring on its Merlins nor its grid fins)
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most others use monopropellant; cold gas is largely for microsats and MMVs otherwise
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You might even be able to get away with something like MMH+NO4 if you damp the plume until expansion cools it.
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:11 AM
Most spacecraft use monoprop or hypergolic thrusters, and those that have to be careful just spend a lot of effort on pointing them in harmless directions.
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(Plus, of course, you have gyros for rotation, so it's just translation you have to worry about, mostly.)
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Well, for many things. No-one's going to be smiling if you use MMH+NO4 to park in the bay .
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:12 AM
Gyros are regrettably not as useful as they are in KSP :V
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Depends on the gyros.
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:13 AM
I dunno, not sure anything can compete with KSP reaction wheels V:
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bastards don't even saturate
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kraken alone knows what they're spinning around in there
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Ah, let me tell you about norbornane-7-1...
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:16 AM
please do because I can't read this
ジフェニル[1-(4-ジフェニルアミノフェニル)-4-クロロ-2,6:3,5-ジエタノ-スピロ[ノルボルナン-7,1
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Or, indeed, various other molecules, like camphor, which are "rotator solids", which is to say, their molecules spin freely within the crystal when they are in solid form.
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Normally, this has no effect, since with random spins, they cancel each other out.
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:18 AM
Well, I suppose you do have muon matter…
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So you can make some ridiculous flywheels
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But say you take one of those, and you bombard it with, say, right circularly-polarized microwaves tuned to the dipole moment of the molecule in question. Then they're going to repeatedly take on right-handed spin quanta, but when they drop back to their previous state they will emit left- and right- quanta equally, and so you will be progressively saturating the sample with right-spin, until the whole lot is spinning the same way.
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(Or you can cool it down until the molecules are barely spinning at all, then warm them up with progressively higher frequencies of circularly-polarized microwaves.)
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Either way, when all the molecules are aligned in their spin, they generate one hell of a gyro moment.
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According to my source on this, a 10g sphere of camphor would hold 82J of energy if spun up this way. Now, if you wanted to spin that same sphere macroscopically , to get the same amount of rotational energy into it, you'd need to spin it at 145000 rpm .
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So, as you can see, a solid-state molecular gyroscope is ridiculously powerful compared to a conventional gyro of the same mass.
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(This has, to my knowledge, never actually been done and there's probably some perfectly good reason why it wouldn't work, but the theory is sound.)
09:27
Incidentally, there is even some suggestion that the molecules might remain aligned through gyroscopic effect when you melt the sample, in which case you have a liquid pouring which would make pouring beer on the Expanse's Ceres look easy .
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2020 9:27 AM
…huh
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/12/2020 9:29 AM
Wow, physics can be weird!
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wow, i was typing up something up about using the space shuttles RCS as a basis for what acceleration is acceptable for docking
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but damn, camphor is weird
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well now i'm curious
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i kinda want to try it now. As far as novel experiments go it's not that hard...
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 10:27 AM
how do you set up a microwave with circular polarisation?
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the main hard parts I see: - Obtaining a sample of high-purity camphor, possibly also enantiopure, and turning it into a monocrystal. Multiple grains will result in different ideal orientations. Getting monocrystals is not the easiest of tasks even with nice simple salts that are transparent in and out of solution. - Aligning the crystal with your microwave emitter. Ideally, you'll want the shared axis of rotation aligned with the direction of the beam (and so the spin of the polarization). This is tricky, since you can't really see the direction of molecules, but you could just repeat the experiment with the same crystal in a number of different orientations; anything less than perfectly perpendicular should merely reduce the effect. You could also probably figure the direction directly with some more complicated techniques i'm not familiar with. - Generating polarized microwaves; probably not that difficult, either the right combination of the right types of polarizing filters or apparently special antenna shapes can both produce circularly polarized microwaves. There's even college lab equipment that emits microwaves of specific polarization, though i think it might be only linear. - Generating polarized microwaves tuned to the dipole moment. Yeaaah, to be honest i had to spend a half hour on wikipedia to remember all the details on polarization and i'll have to spend another to figure out what that means.
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re: circular polarization. Apparently you use something like this
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which just spits out left or right handed microwaves in the 8-12 ghz range, handy!
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2020 10:30 AM
do not stick your doorknob in the microwave 😛
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... and looks custom machined, and has no price listed, only a "contact sales" number
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which is always a good sign that something is going to be expensive and custom-order
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also apparently you can do something like this
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but that might just be for the lower frequencies
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well, its in the same order of magnitude in windings as the waves its using
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in length
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and that rotator phase solid storage sounds whack as hell
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i guess the biggest problem is going to be to get enough rotational momentum into it in an acceptable time without melting it with the microwaves
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because i think the thermal interaction is going to be a lot larger than the momentum transfer
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would also be interesting to have a [thing] thats very hard to topple over because of gyroscopic effect but being macroscopically static
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Looking up my source on this suggests that you should be looking for an absorption somewhere around 150 GHz, if the camphor's starting out around room temperature.
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what is your source?
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The Inventions of Daedalus: A Compendium of Plausible Schemes , David E. H. Jones, 1982.
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A valuable source of information and sideways-thinking for the SF idea-chap.
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thanks :)
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"Come now. We may be mad scientists, but we are first and foremost mad scientists . We would never dissect you without a clear understanding of what and how we intend to learn by so doing." (edited)
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for science!
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Enderminion 10/13/2020 4:57 PM
Most mad scientists are actually just mad engineers
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turning typos into words: "ecolocation"
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"Based on this grass, we are here ."
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0111narwhalz 10/13/2020 5:10 PM
I enjoy this series
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Are there any spacecraft engines which can reach km/s^2 levels of acceleration?
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briefly
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how briefly, that's another matter altogether.
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orion drives, for instance, are a nice combination of high thrust and high isp
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some designs call for a radiatively cooled pusher plate, which limits the max detonation rate
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other designs use a ablative shield, and then max detonation rate becomes a matter of how fast you can shoot the bombs out without damaging anything and what the ship can take structurally
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10g+ is possible, certainly. Atomic rockets lists a "max" t/w ratio of 102, but don't list how they come to that conclusion (edited)
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but that would be a acceleration of about 1 km/s^2 on the dot
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generally smaller rockets will be able to sustain higher accelerations because of the square cube law; relatively stronger materials means less mass means more propellant means greater efficiency
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The Sprint anti-ICBM missile achieves 100g (with a total burn time of around 5 seconds). The related HIBEX achieves 400g
22:22
those are simple chemical rockets made of nothing more than steel (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/13/2020 10:23 PM
I think that's the point you compromise the integrity of something important?
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i mean, this is the panel given:
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they don't give any more details than that
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i dont think that this is meant to be what an orion drive can maximally achieve
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i think the MAX is a specific design
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because you could run an orion on amat as well and not pp fusion
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0111narwhalz 10/14/2020 11:08 AM
I think that's maxed out on Ve, not thrust.
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8MN is actually not very much.
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's what you get for running pppp
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Extreme NSWR.
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a.k.a. the sort of fuck-OSHA drive you put on AKVs and missile packs.
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Torches?
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The ship I’m asking about is a small warship pulling a kamikaze against an enemy arsenal ship whose engines have been damaged, compromising its maneuverability.
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huh, i suppose there's always this as well
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it's basically a consumable nuclear reactor surrounded by lithium hydride (not deuteride, that'll just get you a elaborate fusion bomb)
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a cadmium neutron absorber surrounds the fuel; to ignite it, the bottom segment is dropped off
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once the reaction gets going, the cadmium becomes ineffective at controkling it and it proceeds up the rocket, superheating the propellant as it goes, at a mere 100 m/s
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in other words, it's the nuclear equivalent of a fast burning chemical rocket
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JESUS CHRIST
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My thoughts exactly.
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and yet, they called it the fizzler
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which fits i guess, but its one of the wimpiest names this side of Tazer Face
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It's a nuclear SRB.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/14/2020 10:26 PM
nuclear SRB
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">_>
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Yeehaw!
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0111narwhalz 10/15/2020 1:42 AM
praise be unto the fizzler
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burn rate is something like 100m/s
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Oh this is the pseudo-criminal syndicate based in the Empire.
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are... are kerbals part of the accord? may even part of the empire? ._.
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currently reading through my print version of "core war and other stories"
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Maybe, maybe not.
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well, they certainly exist and sell RCS systems
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probably magic gyros
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magic gyros? didn't know Kerbals were known for their sandwiches. \sarcasm
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lol
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Yeah, the Twelve Pillars of Kerbol got thrown in there as a minor polity as a shout-out to one of my favorite KSP fanfics.
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hehehe, neat
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link to the fic? now im curious
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Let's hope Squad doesn't sue over it.
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2020 2:38 PM
KSK's First Flight
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Hey folks, This thread has grown quite a bit since the original First Flight short story. To make things a little easier (and thank you to those who suggested this), here are the links to the various chapters for ease of reading. Cheers, KSK Contents Prologue: First Flight Par...
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tenks
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...yep, that one.
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2020 2:38 PM
There's a PDF somewhere in the latter pages of the thread
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:D
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2020 2:39 PM
(also oh god they changed the KSPF again)
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im still going to miss the reader from fimfiction
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great, thanks :D
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Is there an EPUB version? PDFs are annoying to read.
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2020 2:49 PM
you'd have to ask that user :V
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You can convert PDFs to EPUB with Calibre, but there might be some formatting issues you'd have to resolve
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I don't think it would work very well. PDFs are basically just images with text layers or something and a stupidly convoluted format.
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BluejayHurricane 10/21/2020 3:14 PM
Stupid format lock-in
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You can try copy-pasting the entire PDF into a .docx or .odt and then convert that to EPUB.
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Nevermind, that works even worse The last few pages look terrible but the rest is okay-ish I didn't realize that was a song and just assumed it was a formatting issue. It's mostly fine. (edited)
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The only issue I'm seeing, just scrolling through the copy-pasted PDF, is the page numbers appearing in the middle of the text.
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0111narwhalz 10/21/2020 3:50 PM
…I wish I had time to just read stuff
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instead I take on more projects
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Some say "But how shall we deal with the termite problem?" I, however, say, "How hard would it be to teach the termites Art Deco?"
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Nice.
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hey, have you ever heard of the incident where a bunch of boxes of tanglebits fell through some wormholes at the Tangle n' Worms factory?
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It all got tangled, and the plant operators were stuck with a bit of a mess
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thermite works great against termite
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2020 7:08 AM
mumble mumble casabees
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The Casabee-Howitzer belongs over in #shardverses .
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werent the nuclear bees in toughsf not here? 😄
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2020 1:53 PM
yes
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Although my desire to have TEeDF now include swarms of nukebees is now significant.
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"What you have to ask yourself is... am I the sort of jolly sociopath who would string multiple strands of mollywire across the street and then spray the ground in front of it with a popular commercial defrictionizer? And exactly how confident are you of your first answer?"
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(Reports from those who tried to use slipspray superlubricant as a sexual lubricant can be summed up as: "Well, okay, some friction is good.")
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((The latter brought to you by emergency room stories and the line "You sprayed WD-40 where?")) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/27/2020 12:11 PM
do not apply anti-water agents to places that are supposed to be wet, peeps
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wasn't WD-40 originally developed for Atlas ICBMs?
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Yes, according to our Lord and Saviour Wikipedia.
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it's also not a lubricant
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which annoys me to no end
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0111narwhalz 10/27/2020 12:52 PM
it isn't a lubricant but that doesn't mean it doesn't lubricate anyway
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It works as a lubricant, but it's not for just lubrication. It's a penetrating spray, you put it on parts that are stuck and it seeps into tiny cracks, lubricating what would otherwise be bare metal on metal or bare rust on rust.
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but actual lubrication is a much more complicated thing that depends a lot on what you're lubricating, and something like a penetrating spray would pretty much only be okayish for low-load applications (and even then apparently some of them are fairly volatile so short term as well)
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everything else, you want a grease or oil of appropriate thickness, a dry powder lubricant, etc etc
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wd-40 unsticks things, and that's all you should use it for. Not for say, lubricating hinges.
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Morgrim Moon 10/27/2020 1:10 PM
it's pretty good at cleaning some things too, that's a valid use
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ok, fair point yeah.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/27/2020 6:37 PM
@Overmind I'm getting a "Error establishing a database connection" from https://eldraeverse.com/
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Should be back up now. MySQL is a pissy little bitch.
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A team of Australian quantum theorists has shown how to break a bound that had been believed, for 60 years, to fundamentally limit the coherence of lasers.
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0111narwhalz 10/28/2020 11:14 AM
URL: 10-year-old-limit Title: 60-year-old limit
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maybe it's "2020 10", meaning this october?
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2020 12:25 PM
the summary on the last volume of the graphic novel series I recently bought: "FINAL STORY ARC! After five years, we reach the final volume. We do not go gentle into that good night, but go driving a converted tank, covered in glitter and spangles, with a sound system audible from Mars blaring nothing but bangers." I suspect this approach is eldrae-approved, especially when a major plot thread is that a group of people get The Powers of Awesome at the cost of dying two years later, and one of the group is Very Determined to fix this little flaw.
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Series is "The Wicked + Divine"; it's about a world where every 90 years a group of mortals gain the power of the gods, but inevitably die within two years. And in recent years the Pantheon have become rock stars.
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Morgrim Moon 10/30/2020 10:11 AM
Chotronette ‘Armour Dress’ Haute Couture Gown [x]
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That ‘armour’ doesn’t appear to be all that functional.
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Morgrim Moon 10/30/2020 10:49 AM
it's not meant to be, it's meant to be pretty
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/30/2020 6:51 PM
And it is!
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!rules
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Sweetie BOT 10/30/2020 8:01 PM
Check your Private Messages for my reply!
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@Morgrim Moon Would be a good choice!
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DSD [He/They] 10/31/2020 3:52 AM
Yeah, definitely pretty.
10:48
Here's another for the mythologae-immanentizers!
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BluejayHurricane 11/02/2020 10:56 AM
Please never show this to the players I DM for.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 8:54 PM
Issue w/recent posts: a sophont should never ever have to take the controls of a spacecraft themselves. Even irl, right now, it's mostly a game of "push button let software handle it"
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baseline humans especially are just godawful at intuiting distances in vacuum. (edited)
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i'm still of the opinion that it's generally easier to make a autopilot that is more reliable than a soph pilot, even a decently trained one
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even if it can't interface with local nav systems or such
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at it's core, piloting is mostly a series of routines, checks, optimization problems, etc
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a pilot can learn that; a autopilot company can pick and choose all the best solutions from sophs or wherever, and then put that in a box
22:04
or for that matter, put it in software and open source it.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:04 PM
The main reason the space elves install capacities for manual flight and control and whatnot into all of their vessels is largely cultural IMO The whole “captain as master of their destiny” thing and all.
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which is reasonable and it doesn't hurt anything because they're pretty good at not grabbing the idiot ball in general.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:06 PM
yeah but it almost seems ridiculously redundant
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the blogpost I read implied that having a soph at the helm is common practice
22:07
that's inconceivable to me
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but if push comes to shove comes to "ah fuck the main computer is burnt out", i fully expect that you can stick a freeware autopilot into your spare bioshell, drop it on the pilots chair to interface with the manual controls and get input from the sensor readouts, and it will perform as well and as consistently as a expert pilot with no systems integration whatsoever
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i'm not convinced volition is all that important for piloting; there are edge cases metioned like, uh
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:11 PM
I also imagine that the reason why kinetic exchange and laser launched cargo poss are eschewed for freighters in the empirehas to be cultural
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examples given are stuff like "recover/follow debris" "recover overboard sophs" "handle damaged/non standard cargo/containers"
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as a few special cases that are good examples of how you can't solve for a million special cases
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Regarding point 5, above, precisely how manual do y’all think “manual” is?
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multiple levels
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2020 10:12 PM
in the engineering space with a spanner on the RCS valves
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varying from "okay autopilot, i need you to switch over to this routine instead." to "fuck it, switch the primary thruster gimbal to the joystick and the thrust to the throttle lever"
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with the pilot using whatever is necessary for the situation
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that's what i'd expect personally
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:16 PM
@Unknown laser-launched cargo pods can't really maneuver into a stargate
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:16 PM
I meant in system traffic
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:16 PM
even then, its dicey
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"like landing an aircraft on a carrier", perhaps, but it's still touch-and-go
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2020 10:17 PM
oh no it's way easier than landing on a carrier V:
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because you don't have aerodynamics involved
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(regarding the other point i was making, i'd argue that combining object identification, a decent physics simulator, and rules [like, say, "recover (OBJECT SOPH) while balancing time left floating X with relative velocity at intersection Y according to EQUATION"] and that will handle basically like 90% of special cases half-decently and let you handle another 5% by defining rules on the fly.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:18 PM
aerodynamics is indeed black magique
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You know how many systems and components there are on a starship? Now, you compute from that the number of possible interactions between them, and see how much larger that is than the number that constitute the safe flight envelope? If you want to go full automation, you're gonna need to cover all of them, including every variation on component replacements, patches, and customizations that's likely to be found in the wild - because you don't want to be sitting there while a replacement part gets shipped out to the ass end of nowhere, 1500 light-years from the nearest qualified shipyard. Good luck shipping a product this century .
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0111narwhalz 11/02/2020 10:26 PM
something something mature software environment…?
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and a soph pilot can't handle that either
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There's a reason I specified full automation as the domain of things like local commuterspheres, which are extremely basic, low-velocity, simplified spacecraft; and of things like drone freighters, where no-one particularly gives a damn if a pile of ore suffers a major engineering casualty in a developed system full of tugs and wreckers.
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the eldrae may be better equipped to handle complex systems with lots of variables without fatigue, but they aren't supercomputers. And most pilots aren't eldrae.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:28 PM
This is getting a little beyond the specification of my original ... concern? Issue? Whatever
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Specifically "changing the ship's trajectory" is a matter of pure calculus
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to a degree, albeit quite a lot of calculus when you have to operate under a lot of constraints to available flight paths, velocities, and exhaust vectors
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:30 PM
And, even now, one not given over to sophs in actual practice; the one time it was tried, I believe the pilot almost destroyed Mir and his craft
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but the performance and characteristics of the ship will also be important, necessitating a moderate degree of (literal) self-awareness to perform well
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Sure they can. They're creative . You can try and tell me that you can build an aircraft autopilot that can pull off the pure improvisational bullshit that saved, say, the Gimli Glider, the Miracle on the Hudson, etc., etc., and I'm afraid I am going to snicker somewhat.
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Would a Ship's AI count?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:32 PM
I don't know what it's like over there, but here trajectory planning and burns on spacecraft are entirely computerized; only the executive "where to go" questions are handled by sophonts (edited)
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Flight dynamics are what I think of when I think of a "helmsman" (edited)
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How common are Shipboard AIs on privately owned commercial craft?
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Over here we also have pilots on spacecraft with access to lots of buttons to do things manually if necessary. (Actually, as I recall the checklists for shuttle operations, you are supposed to manually command engine burns, SRB/ET separations, etc., as well as letting the computers do it, as a final extra backup.)
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Why not replace all that mass with a shipboard AI, though?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:35 PM
True, but how many times has the necessity for the manual backups actually been tested? That sort of stuff always struck me as more of a sop to pilot culture than anything.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:35 PM
And the cult of the test pilot is itself a problem. It lead to the Virgin Galactic disaster. Not to mention the abomination known as the shuttle (edited)
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And, sure, the job of the sailing master is primarily to have the computer run the checks, compute the course in combination with STC, and then execute it. (And also, of course, to make sure that the answers the computer is giving are within delta of correct. Malfunctions will always be a thing.) But that's not all of it, because not all maneuvers are routine and by the book. Or the software.
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Only need a couple tonnes of computronium, plus heat rejection, as opposed to the tens of tonnes of LS plumbing
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@Unknown It's more the cult of the commercial pilot you want.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:38 PM
yeah, commercial pilots are a whole legion of unsung heroes
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You know that you're going to need the life support anyway for such jobs as, say, cargomaster? (edited)
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Because it's not just navy ships that run on large piles of paperwork.
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AI-controlled drones? Although, at this point, probably closer to infomorph than ai.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:39 PM
@Overmind Perhaps, but that varies from setting to setting
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:39 PM
I’d say look to how the current vision of “regular, commercial, market-efficient spaceflight”, spaceX, has a remarkably computerized capsule
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You can't get an autopilot that can negotiate with cargo brokers, arrange necessary clearances, deal with customs, pay bribes, deal with the ten-thousand complaints of the biofreight, take a wrench to the kneecaps of crooked officials, find the one guy with a magnetohydrodynamic iridium-lined fuel pump compatible with your piping in his wreckyard, etc., etc.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:41 PM
True enough, but at that point you're outside the scope of my original ... concern? Statement.
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With all respect to SpaceX, who do build an amazing ship, that's like comparing a diving bell to the USS Seawolf .
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Where's the line between advanced autopilot and shipboard AI?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:43 PM
I mean, okay, but at least in my setting I expect nearly all freight to be completely automated through magnetic sleds and drone tugs, and only the domain of mega-shipping-corporations; space is not a friendly environment to medium-income tramp crew (edited)
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@BizarroLand ♀ Well, if we go right back to that statement, I'd simply say "True. But what does should have to do with anything?"
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It's all very well to say that you should never need to use manual controls, but if your fancy computerized controls go out, and you have manual controls, you still have options. If they go out and you don't have manual controls, you have the option of sitting there with your thumb up your ass until the air runs out.
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Because, if you have AIs on every ship, with 'shells for when they need a physical body, you don't really need a biological crew.
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reading over the Gimli Glider incident, the main things seem to be: 1: no one expected both engines to go out, and not only were no emergency procedures ever created for this, the entire avionics suite ran solely off of the power produced by the engines. I will note that a similar design error in spacecraft would result in suffocation. 2: the pilot used the plane as a glider (a straightforward solution, seeing as a engineless plane is either that or a brick) and tried to find the optimal glide ratio 3: After estimating the glide ratio from traffic control info and what little avionics worked, they found they could not possibly make it to their target airport, and a alternative was found in the form of a closer, shut down military base with runway. 4: to slow down before landing, they considered several options before going with a "forward slip." 5: on landing, to avoid hitting two people on the landing track, he braked hard and later applied a specific brake to push part of the plane into a central guardrail to increase friction, along with several incidental factors which were unintentional but helpful. While i don't think it would be practical to produce a autopilot this capable with current technology and software environment, i think it's perfectly possible for a autopilot produced without those limitations to perform a similar sequence of events. (edited)
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how?
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The problem is not building an autopilot which can perform a certain sequence of events; that's definitionally always possible. The problem is predicting every possible sequence of events it might need to perform in advance, which is at best computationally implausible.
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neither did the pilot.
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he did not predict what he must do ahead of time, as best as i can tell. He did a adequate option given the time, information, and resources available at each time
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Doesn't the Empire of the Star have supercomputers with a level of computing power more than sufficient for said task?
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the engines shut down, so he started gliding as well as possible to maximize landing locations and checked to find out where, if anywhere he could land after finding somewhere to land, he tried to optimize landing characteristics; coming in at a low speed at the right vector while landing, he tried to stop in time while avoiding people on the track, specifically by maximizing friction given the physical characteristics of the plane
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its a flowchart.
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kinda, anyway. I am not a AI systems expert but if i was going to make a autopilot this capable i would use a rules-and-simulation system like i mentioned earlier
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or maybe goal would be a better word.
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You're using 20-20 hindsight, which no-one at the time had. At the time, there was rather more, shall we say, "winging it". Now, given the state of sophotechnology in those parts, you can certainly build an autopilot with the creativity to produce on-the-fly solutions and use them as the situation seems to call for them. It's just that it's called "a pilot", and has certain legal encumbrances.
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if it has a volition.
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and none of that needs a volition anyway
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that's just... okay here's how i'd put it
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 10:52 PM
How does the Empire feel about being the subject of foreign anthropological/cultural studies?
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Amused, mostly.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:53 PM
I don't expect tramp spaceships (ala Traveller) to be a thing at all, because being in Spehss(tm) is really expensive even with nanotech et cetera. (edited)
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Personally. No bearing on written material. :y
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I disagree heartily with that extrapolation, obviously. The price of every technology drops precipitously when it matures, and I have no reason to expect space technology to differ in this regard.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 10:54 PM
There are some people (I grudgingly disagree with) who say space tech has already matured, (and I disagree with them because they usually know even less than I do about aerospace) (edited)
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I have a bunch of but stills left in me, but I also don't want to belabor that line of thinking any further
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(Incidentally, sophont factors aside, what do you do when you have an automated ship and you need to gracefully handle the Canterbury incident? Of course, I say this despite having lots and lots of automated ice freighters. By which I mean iceteroids with a drive shoved up their ass.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:00 PM
har har har, that's one way to describe Enceladus after--
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--I digress
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What is the Canterbury incident, exactly?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:01 PM
Watch the expanse ep 1 ;p
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so you got a THINGY flying. It is trying to fulfill a central goal or two 1: don't crash the plane 2: get to the destination 3: optimize various less important things like comfort So, it's flying along nicely and both engines die. The engineers were not idiots, so the whole bloody thing does not infact turn off and the avionics remain functional. It does the math, as it is always doing: Without engines, it cannot maintain FLYING PHYSICS MODEL. A alternative is needed as a subgoal of goal 1. fallbacks: GLIDING, FALLING BRICK optimal pick: GLIDING waiting... according to GLIDING PHYSICS MODEL, prebaked info, self-awareness models, and last 5s of sensor data, it is impossible to reach the current destination. Goal 2 failed. According to goal 1 subgoal, a destination is necessary. Aggregating possible destinations (import list KNOWN AIRPORTS AND RUNWAYS) (import list DETAILED TERRAIN DATA) (import list TERRAIN DATA COLLECTED BY ONBOARD SENSORS) weighing according to distance and landing quality New destination picked: abandoned airport new destination set, initial flight plan set according to GLIDING PHYSICS MODEL and LAST-KNOWN OBSTACLES and WEATHER CONDITIONS...
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Actually... any of you guys ever read The Two Faces of Tomorrow
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?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:01 PM
nope
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never heard of it before now
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No? What is it?
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i have not
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Novel by James P. Hogan. Published in '79, but covers early space, AI, that sort of thing.
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oh no. just from the google books description, they literally built a superintelligence, gave it a survival instinct, and deliberately tried to pull the plug
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while on a space station it controls
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that is darwins award material
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:03 PM
^ if buggy is correct
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a diamond Darwin Award at that
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Yeah. But the relevant part in this case is one of the inciting incidents when their computers were getting clever and creative beforehand, and the sort of thing that made them worry about their attitude towards, well, human life.
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Namely, an incident when people scouting out the route for a maglev line, or something, on the moon found a ridge in its path, and so punched in a routine request to the AI managing logistics and so forth on the moon to have it cleared. The AI in question being creative, it found a solution, and they were quite surprised to learn that their request would be completed in only a few minutes.
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They had only just got around to concluding that it must have been an error before they were even more surprised by its actual solution - using a lunar station mass driver to bombard the ridge with containers full of waste rock until it was adequately flat. And then many fresh pairs of space-pants were needed by those nearby.
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did anyone get hurt?
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Not that time, but only because they were parked far enough back.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:07 PM
Please tell me a similar mind wasn’t running debris control
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was their position available to the AI?
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if the AI was properly optimizing for human safety in that scenario, that seems like a fine solution to me.
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depends on how well it was calculating risk i suppose
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I'm pretty sure the AI in that scenario didn't even know what a human was . It was a logistics system, not a general intelligence. This illustrates, I think, one of the problems with creative systems in general, and especially technecologies (which most large systems in the 'verse, starships included, are), which is that they tend to come up with solutions to the problem as they understand it and no further .
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ah. Well, your problem there is that you did not program the slightest bit of safety into your rather capable logistics system, gave it a lot of access, and then told it to do something.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:10 PM
Garbage in garbage out Which is a very real concern when interesecting with us and our society
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you aimed a gun at your foot and stuck a tazer into that hand and, surprise surprise, you now have a ventilated shoe. Congratulations.
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Which is why you want something riding herd on them that is a general intelligence and understands the bigger picture, and can make choices based on considerations that aren't simply a list of optimization parameters, because they're out of scope of anything it was previously intended to think about. (edited)
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optimization parameters work fine if you make them decently broad
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(and so long as you don't give it more scope than it can chew)
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If you build an AI capable of fulfilling that requirement as well as a person, that's because it is a person.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:13 PM
Is, but what if you don't give it volition?
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no, a AI is a person if it fulfills the requirements of being a person approximately as well as a person
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Then it can't go outside its programmed optimization parameters, and as soon as things go outside what its designer thought of, if you're lucky, you have a failure state. If you're unlucky, you have a perversion.
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so think of more
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build a AI whose job it is to think of things
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Now you have two problems.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:15 PM
What happens when the designers are being dumb and replicate their own problems?
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this is not a hard stop unsolvable problem that will break everything, this is a problem that can be solved 99.99% adequately
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you can cover so many edge cases and special situations that your autopilot that a billion sophs use won't have a incident report once a year, if you want
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and you don't have to do it stupid and monotonous; you can automate whole classes and categories of special all at once if you have the right resources and technology
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A problem you can solve 99.99% adequately is an unsolvable problem.
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nothing can be solved 100% adequately
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Because you can't solve it 0.01% of the time.
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how often is a soph pilot going to think of that 0.01%
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A general intelligence is the general solution to problems that aren't algorithmically solvable.
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at some point, while there is technically a viable solution to the present problem, it is so difficult that the majority of pilots will simply shrug and crash.
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but general intelligences have substantial limitations
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and not everything needs to be neatly solved with clean equations and such, in the really tricky situations it is perfectly possible to program a autopilot to say "fuck it, i don't know quite what to do, i'll just try to reach a safe situation and avoid killing anyone"
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approximation and guessing are not purely GI tools
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Contention: given a Jupiter brain of the finest computronium, a general intelligence is a better solution to a sequence of arbitrary problems than any possible non-general intelligence.
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pilots do not have a jupiter brain available
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usually.
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Contention: given any amount of computronium.
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Let me put it another way: Outside Context Problems are GI-hard, possibly even S-hard .
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:23 PM
Also: The rules of the game vary substantially. To the shock and horror of Imperials and RFZers, some areas have hard traffic laws
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my understanding is that the approximate average across the 'verse is "low transsoph to baseline". An average pilot is not going to be a heavily enhanced and integrated transsoph running off of the same mass of computronium that the autopilot would have available.
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:23 PM
(What’s the endonym for the RFZ?)
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(You think they're organized enough to agree on one?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:24 PM
(Ha!)
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(Rimmers, obviously.)
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:Y
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(traffic laws slot neatly into the modular rulesets)
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(hopefully. The modular slots are quite clean, anyway. No promises about the traffic laws)
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:25 PM
This is why most of the galaxy has piloting in populated areas be done on rails
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also, i suspect that part of this disagreement comes down to my differing views on intelligence
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i don't recognize a hard delimiter between general and narrow intelligence
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Leaving aside all special sophotech handwavium, there is still the rather fundamental issue that non-general intelligence can think about anything , but general intelligence can think about everything .
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humans are not fully general intelligences, and very capable 'narrow' intelligences could easily outperform humans in all tasks. I am reminded of Accelerando, where one character is a dyson-swarm-brain version of a pyramid scheme. You wouldn't notice from talking to them
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humans can't really think about everything
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[citation needed]
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there are lots of things we can't effectively think about, and other things we literally can't due to hardware limitations
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Preferably in the form of an object or thought that is genuinely, actually, inconceivable.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:30 PM
try to imagine an entirely new color
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or cthulhu
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Okay...?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:30 PM
or envisioning the size of space
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okay, i want you to imagine a 196,884 dimensional equivalent of a cube (edited)
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Done.
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Also done. You're conflating visualization with thinking about . I can conceptualize a hyper¹⁹⁶⁸⁸⁴cube even if I can't visualize or draw one.
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i can conceptualize a moon brain in the very basics. I cannot possibly begin to do much of anything useful such as, oh, designing one properly
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an ant can conceptualize basic physics, it cannot grasp quantum mechanics.
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being able to handle part of a problem very much does not mean you can most or all of it and do all the useful things that require such
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Nor can I. Now. But that has nothing to do with what my general intelligence is capable of, and everything to do with my lack of extensive education in various fields of engineering some of which don't exist yet.
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ah, perhaps, but i say not quite
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the baseline human is literally incapable of doing certain tasks involving, say, a hyper¹⁹⁶⁸⁸⁴cube without relying on computronium aids
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:35 PM
Is writing an aid
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:35 PM
@Overmind I got it: envision 15 different objects at once
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kinda, i guess
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2020 11:35 PM
I'm pretty sure no living human can go as high as 10, picturing them
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I can't find the roots of 196884 without the use of a calculator.
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precisely
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Which is not really relevant to the point. The point is not computing power, it's size of the conceptual universe .
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but what about concepts that are tied to math or in general stuff that is just too complex for the human brain to handle
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what if there's a unique and funny 196,884 dimensional visual comedy?
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and you just can't get it unless you have experience with living in those dimensions; those are concepts you can't get because you're incompatible with them
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concepts do not have a upper bound of complexity.
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If the problem your spacecraft is facing is that a rolky object is aboard, and rolkiness applies certain awkward constraints to your flight envelope, a general intelligence can apprehend the outline of the concept of rolkiness and compensate for the constraints it applies. Even if they cannot themselves compute the magnificence of that quality that is rolk. A narrow intelligence can't, because rolkitude is outside its conceptual universe. Which is where, without a general intelligence to tell it what constraints to apply, it will cheerfully violate them and get everyone on board dead. (edited)
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what if the concept of rolkiness is too complicated for the general intelligence to outline?
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(i do think there are other things than 'complicatedness' that can render a concept incompatible but that's a good starting point)
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It is possible that that is the case, yes. But it's not like the narrow intelligence is going to do any better, here, because it can't even perceive the dumbest possible simplification of rolk.
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but it still means the general intelligence is not truly general
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it's merely general up to a limit
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and that also assumes that said general intelligence is equally capable of understanding all kinds of concepts
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this is very much not the case for humans, meaning we are not so much a general intelligence as a intelligence whose capabilites are best described by a complicated graph with lots of spikes and dips or something
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Complexity is distance. All kinds of intelligence can see further by using the mental equivalent of a telescope (additional computing power). But if you can only look in one or two directions, there are still vast realms that you cannot see. Even though you can see further in those one or two.
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but it's not as simple as plugging in computronium; all intelligences that we're well informed on are either difficult to expand without creating a new one, or permanently narrow
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And he who knows nothing of conceptual physics or medicine is still in a far better position to deal with rolk or sick people and their impingements into his business than he who is unable to apprehend that the concepts even exist . (edited)
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and if the relative ability of a intelligence to handle different sorts of concepts doesn't vary as you add computing power, that means a intelligence basically has a multiplier for how much computronium it needs to handle a concept of given type
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(if it does vary, that would imply you're substantially changing the functioning of the intelligence when you add to it. Which is probably going to be true in most cases, but still)
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such a multiplier implies that, for a intelligence whose multipliers are not literally zero for the given concepts, they can still handle them if they are sufficiently more capable.
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tl;dr Basically, it doesn't matter how smart your chess program is if the problem you need to solve is obtaining ice-cream. And if you put a narrow AI in sole and supreme charge of something, eventually it will run into an isomorph of this situation. So don't.
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counterpoint: only really absurdly basic "narrow" intelligences are actually narrow as such. As i see it, sufficiently advanced intelligences are universally general, albeit with rather small multipliers for certain concepts
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well, maybe not universally general, but as general as humans or better
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counter-counterpoint: in what way are they then not person-equivalent? (Assuming, for the purposes of a general discussion, a lack of space magic.)
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there is not a definition for person. Or at least not a silly one.
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we have one example of people: humans
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saying "intelligences like humans are people" excludes pretty much everything
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"You humans are all racist!"
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having a hard "all things fulfilling critera X are people and have a wide set of rights, everything else gets bubcus" makes sense in your verse because you have a physical phenomenona of volition
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but i don't believe in that, so i'm not sure its even possible to make such a list of rights or assign it to anyone
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And no point in doing so either, for that matter.
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the prime number counters of Rationalplanet 8 will not care if you enslave them if it means they get to see more prime numbers. No, really.
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The sun-dwellers of Alpha-wherever have absolutely no concept of property and do not care about what is outside of their sun. If you try to do anything to their sun, they just incinerate you.
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And the humans of Earth will not mind if you enslave them as long as they still get to human.
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Also, the latter is self-contradictory.
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yes, humans do sort of have a anti-slavery thing as part of being human
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sdschildberg 11/02/2020 11:58 PM
I always see ASI being spun up, and rarely AGI being made more and more specialized
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but the point is that the phase space of possible mind is unfathomably vast, and if you pick the right spot you will find a being that is perfectly fine with all sorts of things you find horrible, but god help you if you wear purple...
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No, I’m talking about the sun-dwellers. You said “their sun”. Use of the possessive implies a concept of property.
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well yes, but how i'm imagining it it's not so much their sun as them
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their brain is plasma distributed throughout pretty much... all
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so if you poke their brain they take it badly.
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But in any case, in this hypothetical universe, there’s no there there, so it doesn’t matter.
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you can assign a separate concept to the ball of plasma that puts it in a category with other balls of plasma, and then say they own that concept... but they don't do that.
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But, as we’ve gone down this road before, let’s sum up this thread by skipping right to: I don’t believe in your universe because your universe precludes the possibility of anyone believing anything. (edited)
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because "you" don't exist, merely a p-zombie?
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Actually, I’m pretty sure it precludes all cognition, only allowing computation.
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what is the difference?
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To believe something requires the ability to not believe something. A CPU doesn’t believe that the value in the accumulator is 65535; it just is.
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so... intelligence requires the ability for probabilistics?
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Sapience does not, but then, any pocket calculator is sapient to a degree.
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And probabilistics isn’t it. A computer can calculating probabilities and still doesn’t believe any of it. They are just numbers which are.
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Belief requires assertion. Assertion requires choice. If there is no volition, there is no choice, merely the inexorable playing out of computed outcomes - therefore, eo ipso, no belief.
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and volition is, specifically and necessarily, a uncomputable thing such as that in eldraeverse?
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neither deterministic, nor probabilistic?
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Yes. (Because I needed some details of mechanism of mind for worldbuilding purposes, and a world of automata is obviously undesirable for literary purposes.)
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Okay, i understand that as a fictional device, but
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i'm not a expert at high-level physics; i'm good with concepts but not as good at the tricky math, and the tricky math is important a lot
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I mean, who wants to read about characters every action of whom is utterly pointless and meaningless because it was predetermined by previous events and couldn’t possibly happen any other way? (edited)
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but my understanding is, our current understanding of physics suggests everything is computable (to a degree, computing QM is tricky), and nothing is neither deterministic or probabilistic. Actually for that matter nothing is deterministic and everything is probabilistic
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saying that in your fictional world, they've discovered new physics which adds a actual source of volition is just fine; but as a personal belief... well you may want to come to terms with not existing.
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or come up with a new definition for existing.
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0111narwhalz 11/03/2020 12:17 AM
isn't that the draw of tragedies?
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"this could have played out no other way; the characters were doomed from the start"
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For philosophical reasons, I choose to believe that that is incorrect. If I’m wrong, it doesn’t matter, because it’s not like I could believe otherwise anyway. These particles had their trajectories set by the entire previous history of the universe. That particular choice is only significant if I’m right.
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it feels a little weird to pick a philosophical standing where either you're right or you don't exist
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0111narwhalz 11/03/2020 12:19 AM
if you bet on the right things nobody's going to collect if you were wrong
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:20 AM
I also don’t like a philosophy that reduces history and all its tragedy to a inevitable
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Choosing to believe in a volition-free universe is just another variety of nihilism, and I’m with Walter on nihilism.
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Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.
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...as @Sweetie just quoted for me.
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volition-free doesn't mean nihilism, it just means that, yes, you obey some hideously complex probability function
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it's not like you can know that function yourself, and no one else will either unless there's a very bored superintelligence lying around
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you're only volition free or free will free in the sense that, yes, your actions are very technically predictable
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:22 AM
What are emotional ways of seeing the world? What are the humanities doing? Is there anything to the universe other than perfect hard numbers? (edited)
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In what way is that not nihilism?
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nihilism generally can be glossed as "there is no universal rulestick for what matters therefore i am depressed 😦 "
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Congratulations, you’re a puppet being jerked around by a puppetmaster who doesn’t exist. You have no choice in anything, but, hey, you might be surprised where you end up since you can’t read the nonexistent dude’s mind.
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only by some definitions of choice, volition, and free will
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some of Greg Egans stories come to mind, where characters come to terms with living inside stable time loops or universe which are a whole stable time loop
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and basically go "okay yeah it's literally impossible for me to press the red button when this blue light comes on, or write a different message to myself than the one i just got, but... it's not like i feel like i'm in chains?"
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and in one book, where they got a really good time-reversed messaging system set up and it actually started stifling creativity because it was hard for ideas to come out of nothing, they just said "wow this is annoying lets just break the damn thing"
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not "oh god i don't have free will"
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Yeah, that’s like one step away from deathism.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:28 AM
I find it to be uncomfortably close to excusing people for anything
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yeah but death is avoidable, but you can't alter the physics of reality
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0111narwhalz 11/03/2020 12:29 AM
not with that attitude
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I can program a computer to say “I don’t feel constrained by the limits of my programming.”
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you can believe in a improbable possibility but it seems... why not just redefine your beliefs to better accommodate existence instead of forming a philosophical tautology?
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That doesn’t give it an valid alternate view of choice or free will - it just means that it’s a deluded automaton.
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but the thing is, there is a substantial possibility that, by your definitions, you are a deluded automaton
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Because if I exist in any meaningful sense, and if any of my beliefs, acts or choices mean anything, then I’m right.
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non deterministic/probabilistic volition isn't completely ruled out by physics but it never will be, all knowledge is necessarily probabilistic and asymptomatic to 0
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0111narwhalz 11/03/2020 12:32 AM
if that is true it doesn't matter V:
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but all of your beliefs, acts, and choices only matter by the definition that you've set for them to matter
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you could easily pick a different definition for mattering and have them still matter without having a prerequisite of something physics deems unlikely
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and they wouldn't matter by your current definition yes, but would by your new
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Yeah, see, I come from one of those philosophical schools that holds that definitions aren’t arbitrary.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:37 AM
And I come from one where there are these things called people who do stuff and have emotions and believe in things without it being reducible to an equation
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Physics aren’t arbitrary, but nor are metaphysics . Or epistemology - existence doesn’t depend on what you want to be true. I can’t pick definitions based on what’s most comfortable to believe without betraying the first principle of philosophy. Truth.
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but aren't you also doing that if your philosophy is based on a tenant that evidence suggests is false?
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Evidence doesn’t prove it to be false, and assuming it to be false leads to a contradiction.
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(and to not deflect; i don't think it's problematic to redefine mattering because it's not a concept that can be anchored to demonstrably true things, that is, physical concepts. So you can pick whatever definition you want, like how you can set a variable to be any number or lots of other things)
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(...yeah, we’re not going to agree there, either.)
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to my knowledge, the current sum total of physics suggests that there are not any big, singular exceptions to QM
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and the sum total of physics knowledge is incomplete, but we're getting a better and better idea of the shape of the edge
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:42 AM
Here’s a brainwave Philosophy doesn’t need to be QM 2
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but it does when you posit volition to be a physical phenomena
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you can not do that, but then you've re-invented dualism
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Even in dualism there would have to be a physical phenomenon involved, inasmuch as the universe is physical.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:44 AM
There’s a fundamental disconnect here between what the playing field of philosophy is
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but dualism is all about a material body also having a immaterial soul
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if you say that you are a person because you have volition, and volition is not a physical concept, that's pretty much saying you are a person because you have a soul that is completely immaterial and cannot be detected by physics, right?
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That’s backwards. Dualists would say that you are a soul. You have a body.
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fair, i was treating it as a composite entity but that works too
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and its similar to say that you're mostly physical body but you have a very important nugget soul
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so, how is that not that? Either volition is physical and increasingly accurate physical models can decrease the probability of its existence, or it's not physical and... well dualism has issues.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:47 AM
What’s wrong with acting as if the will/soul/whatever exists? Even if somehow in the future it is proven not to exist, it’s a useful shorthand, like circular electron orbits in chem class
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nothing in particular, but why act if it exists? If you can say "okay, literally everything behaves exactly according to physics... but i have a soul", why not drop that end bit?
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:48 AM
Because it’s a useful tool for the humanities
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i guess. I just feel like KISS is to just nix it.
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no need to make things more complicated.
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The problem you have, I think, is that you’re sawing off the ladder you’re standing on.
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:50 AM
What is the millennium of philosophy doing? What is powering history? Is diamond right, then? Where does demand in economics come from?
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“I choose to believe that volition doesn’t exist” is isomorphic to “I truthfully claim that I always lie”. Both are self-refuting statements.
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it's not quite that, though
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sdschildberg 11/03/2020 12:52 AM
You seem to not believe in belif
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"I choose to believe that volition is different or a null concept"
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or "i truthfully claim that lying does not exist", which is not self refuting even if it is a bold claim
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but if you expand it it could be reasonable; "i truthfully claim that lying doesn't quite exist; all statements have various values of true and false" (edited)
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The former is equivalent to “does not exist” for these purposes. If volition is anything other than the capacity for choice, you cannot choose to believe anything.
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Similarly, you can’t be aware that you have no awareness, you can’t perceive your nonexistence unless you exist, and the various other reductio which give us something to get a grip on in the first place.
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if i had to expand the whole chain, i'd put it like... concept volition differentiates between person and automaton automaton does not choose, person chooses. Automaton cannot reason, philosophy, etc, person can. Volition ruled out by current physics therefore all beings are automatons. All beings cannot reason, philosophy, etc. Contradiction: philosophy exists. Reasoning exists. I appear to be doing both. Conclusion: concepts of person, non-person, volition, choice are all self-contradictory and impossible. Redefine or discard.
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(the unspoken caveat being this is all done in probabilistic terms, as literally everything is)
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...and with that, I’m going to sleep, ‘cause it’s far too early in the morning to simulate arguments with nonexistent people.
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yes, i should probably go to bed too
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making arguments with neural networks is tiring, we have such... tangledness
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sdschildberg 11/04/2020 2:13 PM
WRT new post: There’s a Civ reference somewhere
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So, Denmark's mink farm population contracted the coronavirus from humans. It spread among the mink and mutated. The farm workers contracted the mink strain. They're calling it coronavirus 2.0. https://t.co/u35G5wYelI
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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NOVEMBER
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DSD [He/They] 11/04/2020 4:44 PM
This fucking year.
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Belongs in #random .
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(In the spirit of #general things and referencing the starship automation discussion, those who’ve been reading the blog for a while might remember a note concerning animating intelligences and their taste for moé anthropomorphism.
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In short, starships with AI personhood will inevitably lead to kanmusu and the sight of a dozen 600-800m long destroyers trying to arrange themselves into a cuddle pile. And no-one wants that, do they? 😆)
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Japan knows something we don't
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0111narwhalz 11/04/2020 5:36 PM
no-one wants that
[anecdotal]
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At least limit it to VR, aye?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2020 7:08 PM
on a marginally more serious note, I don't think most of us want that
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sdschildberg 11/04/2020 7:12 PM
Apparently the weebs have started personifying guns You bet the empire has that sorta stuff
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humans gonna human
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as in anthropormorphize
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Apparently the weebs have started personifying guns You bet the empire has that sorta stuff
@Unknown You mean like this? https://youtu.be/2H0oSGmnfpo
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In that Chuubo's game I was planning to play my warship AI as inhuman as possible though.
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The important safety tip here is that the appearance is just a user interface. A user interface that is not for the AI .
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(Also: AKVs accompanying their carrier:
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Seems the kind of thing that would fall under "mind is a plaything of the body" territory.
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If so, the majority of the body is still a million tons of spacefaring death.
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Well that might depend a bit on how they do the majority of their social interaction.
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The theory from the AI point of view, I suspect, is that sophomorphization is a common way of dealing with the world for most sophs, and as such, makes for an excellent way to build a UI for your squishies.
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I love a well-dressed personification of a battleship.
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it is a scientific fact that people in suits and uniforms are sexier than people in bikinis
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2020 9:29 PM
kanmusu in actual uniforms is bizarre
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well they can't wear their rigging all the time
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2020 9:34 PM
just, after seeing them wear non-uniforms and fanservice getups
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the latest discourse link has a page not found or is private thing. Is this intentional?
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@Tassadar The Lounge is the private space for Patreon patrons and people who achieve exalted trust levels in some other way.
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Oh...
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baffling precursor artifacts, #526: Artifact #526 is a 11"x11"2" rectangle. It is evidently made entirely out of carbon allotropes, and has no detectable activity or internal mechanisms of any sort. On the front surface of the artifact, the word "Caution" is inscribed. This writing does not appear to have any notable memetic effects - an individual reading the sign is not compelled to feel cautious, any more so than they would from a ordinary sign. However, when placed near sources of danger, such as a open flame or active nanodisassemblers, individuals reading the sign gain a immediate understanding of the danger as if they read a more specific warning sign. The apparent text of the sign does not change, nor does the source of danger need to be observable to the person reading the sign. Furthermore, this is individual-specific; a Kaeth observer won't notice a warning for ionizing radiation at levels most other species can't tolerate. The word "Caution" is always written in the primary language of the observer. This extends to non-visual senses; to most Dar-Bandals, it has the distinctive standardized caution odor. Galari report that it emits a steady glow of warning-orange, etc. And all of these effects persist through all tested methods of recording the sign. This has some very strange side effects; if a non-sophont machine is programmed to observe whether the sign displays the eldraeic word for caution, individuals who speak the language will observe the machine to report a positive, while individuals who do not will observe a negative. This effect will continue through, say, a machine which will relay whether or not the first machine returned a positive, and there appears to be no limit to how far this effect can chain. Understandably, researchers have refused to publish any kind of recording of the sign, and currently the sign is kept in a thoroughly isolated room away from all methods of observation
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All-purpose warning sign
17:20
Very useful
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DSD [He/They] 11/05/2020 5:20 PM
Fucking awesome tech.
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I want.
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It's not baffling at all, actually
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Evidently, someone wanted to mass-produce warning signs, but didn't want to go through the trouble of designing an individual sign for each type of danger
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So they just made a general-purpose ontotech sign
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as a safety manager, this is a product I would feed staff into a woodchipper for.
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@Xveers DANGER: SOPHOCIDAL TENDENCIES DETECTED
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PLEASE AVOID THIS SOPHONT
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Pfffft. Nothing I haven't heard before!
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its a extremely useful warning sign, but uhh, they're a little cautious to reproduce it until they understand how it works
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consider this: machines whose output depends on what is on the sign produce different results per person
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this means, for instance, if you have a machine that lights up a green light if it sees that the sign says caution in eldraeic, only those who speak eldraeic will see that green light. 'But how far does this extend?', they ask. (edited)
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what happens if you have, say, a machine which builds you a chair only if it sees the sign in a certain language. What happens if someone who doesn't speak that language tries to sit in it?
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this sounds inocculous, but put this up in a populated area with all sorts of complicated interactions between people and machines and everything they see...
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well, no one wants to accidentally desync the universe between languages. Which should be impossible, certainly, but still, they're going to file that in the same folder as "See what happens when you Rolkify a gas and then breath it" for now.
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(most of them are betting on there being some sort of inherent mechanism that recognizes and adjusts for communication channels and channels alone, but they're still waiting for their insurance provider to get back to them before further testing.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/05/2020 7:01 PM
Oh, and definitely don't rolkify the sign.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/05/2020 10:36 PM
t. precursor ontointelligence
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sign: class: safe[s]keter[/s]
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contained by scp foundation at site 38
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0111narwhalz 11/06/2020 3:28 PM
if the sign were hazardous it would project a sense of hazardous sign
15:28
…right?
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the possible reality breaking aspect is maybe too meta
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also: re: "conspiracy theory": "cosmic pinball of smugness and doom" yep, thats very much eldrae in my eyes xD
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"I'm not sure if we should ignore him or hire him" - Researchers at Resplendent Exponential Vector
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sdschildberg 11/06/2020 4:45 PM
I imagine that the consensus in many conspiracy circles is “don’t give them ideas”
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There needs to be the equivalent of the exasperated spacer's "dirthuggers!" for terraformers and terraformed-world colonists to use on natural-garden-world types. The sort of word applied when some idiot didn't read the maintenance instructions, or assumed that he could just get away with leaking CFCs into the atmosphere because surely an artificial ozone layer is just as robust as the natural kind, or other "Ffs, we keep telling you this ecosphere hasn't had a billion years to develop defense in depth" situations. Any thoughts?
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“Air-wasters?”
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If it was earth based, I'd go with some kind of Lysenkno-related swear
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/08/2020 1:18 PM
@Overmind Edenites
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or edenoids to be more trendy
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Possibly "freeborns"? "Originals"? Nah, neither bites
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Something that gets at the whole "foolish because they grew up in a forgiving environment" thing is hard
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landlubbers
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0111narwhalz 11/08/2020 1:48 PM
lublanders
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or when in doubt, just make up a word
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anything is insulting if you say it with the right tone
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those dang fernflinglers
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"freeloaders" maybe pun to freelanders?
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0111narwhalz 11/08/2020 1:53 PM
fernflinger sounds amusingly plausible
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they're just throwing away the the ferns!
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... and other plants!
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0111narwhalz 11/08/2020 1:56 PM
just flingin' ferns willy-nilly without a care for where they land!
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how rude!
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0111narwhalz 11/08/2020 1:59 PM
exactly!
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Oil companies?
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"Oil company" is in fact a moderately interesting anti-garden-worlder insult
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hmm, maybe some variant of 'dirt defaulter'?
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and then decay it down a bit to 'dirty 'faulter'?
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'dirfault'? 'dirt alter'? 'dalter'?
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'dolter'?
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sdschildberg 11/08/2020 5:22 PM
I would say something to do with dirty, but that’s probably a common strong insult over there
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ecobarbarian
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"canner" from habitat cans
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kamisuckler
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(would be eldrae specific and probably specific against eldrae from eliera, tho)
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What would Imperials think of the Sentinelese Tribe?
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2020 10:12 AM
"They have made it exceptionally clear that they want to be left alone and will violently defend their territory. As in their right. So leave them alone"
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BluejayHurricane 11/11/2020 10:23 AM
Maybe while tossing some medical supplies in a crate, and “hoping” they wash up on shore, but in general, yeah.
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To the Brits, concerning why the Sentinelese are so aggressive to trespassers: "Wait, you did what to their kids?"
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Morgrim Moon 11/11/2020 10:26 AM
I recall the sentinelese had no visible qualms about repurposing that crashed freighter or incorporating metal debris into their own tech, so that suggests they don't mind technology. Just loathe invaders.
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A better question might be what they thought of that dumbass missionary who got himself pincushioned a couple years ago.
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Probably something something stupid games something something stupid prizes?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/13/2020 8:49 PM
If explorers on the far side of the Voniensa Republic discovered humans, would they connect that they're related to eldrae? And if so, would they tell the Empire about it?
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Well one might assume they could take a DNA sample
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@Zarpaulek YOU DARE SUGGEST USING GENETICS?
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IMPERIAL SPY!
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sdschildberg 11/13/2020 8:55 PM
The fact that we’re psychologically similar to them despite the body plan thing would give their scientists no end of greif
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DSD [He/They] 11/14/2020 6:27 AM
They would certainly tell the Empire fuckall unless they figured out how to use humans as a bargaining chip.
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Oh, and @Overmind? What does Andracanth mean in English?
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Is it common knowledge outside the Empire that the eldrae were created by precursors?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2020 10:38 AM
Hmm. Yeah, that's another good question. I'd think at least some of the more advanced neighbors would at least suspect, but whether or not the Vonnies know... hm.
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I'm pretty sure the eldrae know, and they're not the type to keep that a secret. And even if they were, their homeworld is fucking flat, so it's not a hard inference in any case. I'm very certain that literally anyone with spess-google would know.
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@Tassadar In the modern era, with the Imperium Bellipotent out of favor and the doctrine of the Ecumenical Throne out of use, for the most part, except in rather various legal precedents, I imagine the general position is along the lines of "Enh."
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You can't force people to participate in civilization, after all, and being consequentially left ridiculously far behind is more or less your own lookout.
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Where they may run into trouble - well, theirs is the unfortunate practice of killing anyone who lands there, even if it is by shipwreck or stranding. The Right of Defense obviously doesn't cover that .
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That part in particular was what I was wondering about.
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And that's the sort of thing where you get a punitive expedition - the kind that includes a free visit from a gunboat - explaining that to you in detail, with some examples. Idiot missionaries wouldn't be covered under the same rules that mean filibusters aren't covered: you go abroad to start some shit, that's between you and your insurers. But if someone decides to murder the wrecked and stranded, that's a whole other deal.
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@Jade Nekotenshi @Zarpaulek No need for a DNA sample. As a general rule, if lifeforms look similar, it's extremely probable that they have a common origin somewhere along the line. The phase-space of possible lifeforms is very large, after all. And maybe not 'tell', specifically, depending on the current state of things, but among their better qualities is that they're not - for the most part - the sort of people to classify scientific research eight levels deep. So it's not like everyone couldn't read it in the Republic Journal of Sophontology .
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(Plus, even if they did uncharacteristically classify it, Republic infosec ain't exactly what you might call first-rate.)
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DSD [He/They] 11/14/2020 3:07 PM
And what does Andracanth translate to?
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@DSD [He/They] "fire-hearted", approximately, with the dual implications of both "creative" and "passionate".
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DSD [He/They] 11/14/2020 3:13 PM
That is an awesome name.
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@Zarpaulek @Jade Nekotenshi Yes, that's known. Again, at least to people who read the Worlds' Journal of Sophontology or take the time to poke around on the extranet - it's not like they broadcast the fact, but it's not like it's concealed, either. (Having a homeworld that's Precursor-y isn't an absolute guarantee - the Precursors had bases on worlds that had prosophont species on them, and some later evolved on Precursor-influenced worlds or from Precursor technologies, so running into species like the Lk or the Mycon isn't out of the question.) However: "The eldrae consider themselves a self-made people, thus relieving gods and elder races alike of a terrible responsibility."
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"Why did you reconstruct yourself out of antimatter?" "Why? Science isn't about WHY! Scie-" sigh "Ok, fine. I wanted to try the beer I made." "And the house?" "I needed somewhere to relax." (edited)
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(this is, of course, a task that becomes so much easier if you invent q-mirrors instead of fussing about with synthesizing and manipulating antimatter directly)
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i'd think that qmirroring stuff would still plasmafy the stuff? because no bonds survive the charge switching
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oh, huh, good point
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i was thinking that if a q-mirror reflects without altering anything else then you could essentially walk through it, because nothing could come into contact to annihilate and if it doesn't affect momentum etc it won't even affect molecular motion
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but it would disrupt bonds as they passed through, because the electromagnetic field carries through and so every single molecule will undergo at least a brief moment of being partially self repulsive
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i suppose molecules might survive if you go through at a particularly high velocity, fast enough that thermal motion is insignificant and there's very little lingering time.
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im not sure you can do that. it needs particle interactions with the qballs in the mirror which probably has a nonzero average interaction time to get processed. a qmirror is a particle cloud after all, not a flat forcefield.
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Fast pass through a NOW, maybe.
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DSD [He/They] 11/17/2020 9:46 AM
Hmm... If you could get one to work, and keep the item intact, at high velocities, you could stick one over the muzzle of a mass driver. Antimatter gun without the ammo issues, anyone?
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For vacuum use only, of course.
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DSD [He/They] 11/17/2020 9:54 AM
Fast pass through a NOW, maybe.
@Overmind Also, what's one of them?
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In wormhole theory, a non-orientable wormhole is a wormhole connection that appears to reverse the chirality of anything passed through it. It is related to the "twisted" connections normally used to construct a Möbius strip or Klein bottle. In topology, this sort of connectio...
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@Overmind why is there a crab
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Why would there not be a crab?
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fair point
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DSD [He/They] 11/17/2020 9:59 AM
Ooh, interesting. Any ideas how to make a pure-antimatter gun not suicidal in atmosphere?
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DSD [He/They] 11/17/2020 10:06 AM
Also: One of these would be really useful for a lighthugger. Or a lot of warships in the Eldraeverse - am I right that several (Leviathan-class etc.) ships use antimatter as either primary or supplementary fuel? (edited)
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don’t they already have a better source of amat?
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DSD [He/They] 11/17/2020 10:16 AM
One that still needs a lot of power - Cerebrate mentioned that the Leviathan-class has backup fusion drives because antimatter is much more difficult to ISRU.
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I meant the dyson swarm (edited)
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Also, what would Imperials think of Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom and Commonwealth realms?
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 10:26 AM
"surprisingly competent compared to most Earth rulers; look, she actually has some solid weapons training and grasps the fine art of applying it diplomatically"
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/17/2020 10:34 AM
uhhhh
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I'm pretty sure the Queen only participates in the affairs of state nowadays, she doesn't control them
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 10:40 AM
I know she doesn't control them; I'm referring to the time she took umbrage with the Saudi King's sexism and gave him an object lesson in why one should not insult their host. And also the time she casually demonstrated she knows at least the basics of machine gun emplacement maintenance to a group of soldiers going O.O?!
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When was that?
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 10:41 AM
which?
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The first one. I do recall seeing a picture of HRH firing a modern assault rifle/battle rifle (not sure which).
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 10:45 AM
https://www.vox.com/2015/1/23/7877243/king-abdullah-queen-drive not the best article, I'm trying to find a better one that doesn't have annoying autoplay anything
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Heh, yeah. The Queen trained and served as an army ambulance driver and mechanic during WWII, and this and other anecdotal evidence suggests that she's always driven like one, much to the terror of anyone else in the vehicle.
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(Also, regarding the royal powers over the affairs of state: the current state of the unwritten and highly informal UK constitution is that the monarch retains a fairly substantial set of powers, which she politely agrees not to use unless her government does something so egregious that she absolutely has to. In return, her government agrees not to do that sort of thing.) (edited)
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(Everyone keeps to this arrangement because violating it takes everyone into legally-undefined constitutional-crisis territory, and no-one knows what'd come out the other side.)
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 11:03 AM
apparently she's considering giving up driving on public roads, recently, because she feels she can no longer control a vehicle "to the requisite levels of skill". Which possibly means she feels she's about on par with non-military trained chaps and that's Just Not Good Enough
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(yes, I know it's most likely that she's got a very solid idea of what skills and reflexes driving requires and thus is making a very accurate assessment that she no longer has them, but the other version is funnier)
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Didn’t her Prince Consort get in a car accident and have his license revoked?
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I remember that someone in the British Royal Family did, but can’t remember who.
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Morgrim Moon 11/17/2020 11:49 AM
yes, it was her Prince Consort
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clearly we know who is the better driver in that marriage. (And when it was just the two of them in the car, usually she WAS driving)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/17/2020 8:48 PM
The last head of state to have served in WW2.
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Today is my birthday.
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Morgrim Moon 11/18/2020 9:00 AM
happy anniversary of escape!
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Happy birthday!
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yay birthday buddy!
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Merry birthday!
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hands @Tassadar a bottle of cider
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I’m not 21 yet, only 19
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Morgrim Moon 11/18/2020 12:51 PM
a significant chunk of us aren't american, so come visit and drink cider
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yeah
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over here you are allowed that weak stuff at 16
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and distilled at 18
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also, you are exactly 10 years younger than me \o/
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DSD [He/They] 11/18/2020 1:14 PM
If it's in your house or something, I think technically you're allowed to drink at five in Britain, just heavily advised not to before 15. 18 for buying stuff, though - I think it's assumed your parents know best in the younger cases for some weird reason. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2020 1:36 PM
im 18 but my family history is not encouraging re: alcoholism
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Did Puerto Rico not adopt the same drinking age requirement as the States?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/18/2020 1:40 PM
nope
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no highway funding rule here
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and its 21 for all who go to the mainland anyway so it doesn't make a difference to the legislators
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"OUR MOTIVATIONS ARE BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION." "You were high, weren't you?" "WE CAN NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY SUCH A STATEMENT." -Precursors talking to lesser races
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sdschildberg 11/21/2020 8:59 PM
R I T U A L P U R P O U S E S
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lol
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Ancient Vessel
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What do y’all think of this? Does it have potential?
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Carbon Engineering’s groundbreaking Direct Air Capture technology can be used to create large-scale carbon removal from the atmosphere.
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He comes. He goes. He comes again. He goes again.
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odd
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Sounds worse than torpedo juice
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DSD [He/They] 11/28/2020 1:30 PM
I honestly can't see the pun. (In Laager) (edited)
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Lager (beer) / Laager (place where tanks sleep).
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BluejayHurricane 11/28/2020 2:38 PM
The more you know.
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"less than three in twelve" sounds not like odds anyone but scout corps would take
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BluejayHurricane 11/29/2020 12:20 PM
I suspect someone else's dogs try to pretend they haven't been fed yet, and it's not just mine.
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DSD [He/They] 11/29/2020 12:25 PM
Mine also do that.
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I think it's a canine universal.
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Morgrim Moon 11/29/2020 12:29 PM
so, corgi-bandals?
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Yeah, pretty much the closest analog.
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My dog does that too.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 2:01 PM
hold on how tall are eldrae again
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I just remembered something (the bandals would be enormous by our standards)
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7-9 feet tall
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Er, bit too much. 6’ 8” to 7’ 8” is the bulk of the bell curve.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 joined the server. 11/29/2020 3:18 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 5:04 PM
that's moderately concerning
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 5:21 PM
Why?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 5:30 PM
What is? We’re friends and we came in at the same time :u
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...I have no idea. Anyway, welcome!
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 5:42 PM
Thanks!
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 5:42 PM
Good to be here ^ouo^.
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 6:03 PM
I was looking at the timeline, and I saw some interesting stuff in the Era of Hand and Fire. What were the Winter of Nightmares and the Drowning of the People? Did those have something to do with the Progenitors?
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DSD [He/They] 11/29/2020 6:10 PM
The Winter of Nightmares was an impact winter, the Drowning of the People was some guys trying to institute a democracy and getting thrown in a river. In deep winter. Just upstream of a 400-foot waterfall. https://eldraeverse.com/2012/01/07/the-drowning-of-the-people/
“No, we’re not a democracy, or so they say.  They, of course, ignore that the Senate’s Chamber of the People is randomly selected from all our citizen-shareholders, and also ignor…
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 6:15 PM
That's metal
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And their planet got hit by an asteroid?
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 7:11 PM
"Planet" may be stretching it
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 7:25 PM
Why? Did they live on some kind of special body?
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you could call it that
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 7:28 PM
:u... soooo like what, is it a megastructure, a moon, a pseudoplanet...?
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a flat disk
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 7:30 PM
Their world is flat?
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😮
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Oh maybe it's like a space station
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 7:31 PM
no
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it's a ... flat disk
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like flat earther's fevered imaginings but made real by precursor ultratech
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 7:32 PM
Oh so like an artificial flat planet
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/29/2020 7:32 PM
exactly
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just missing the elephants and turtle
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 7:35 PM
I was about to say :T
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 7:35 PM
Precursors be weird lol
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 7:36 PM
Must be fun for weather
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 7:42 PM
I wonder what that would do to weather...
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ThinkingPup
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 8:04 PM
Well, it would depend a lot on some of the conditions.
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If the star is in front of the disk then the surface would be evenly heated, which would potentially reduce wind and equalize temperature a pretty good amount-- which would reduce extreme weather a ton (edited)
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The disk is also either not spinning or spinning in a weird way, so coriolis effect would either not be present or it would act very differently.
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Can someone link the Eliera page?
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 8:27 PM
I can!
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I/4. Eliéra Class: Sylithotectonic (simulated) Orbit (period): 0.993 au (361.1075 T-days; 333.33 local days) Orbit (ecc.): 0.023 Radius: 5,000 miles – special Mass: 5.614 x 1024 kg Density: 6…
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So there'd be no wind then?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 8:29 PM
Not no wind, but definitely a lot less. Most of it on Earth is caused by uneven heating of the Earth's surface causing temperature (an thus pressure) variations. If that doesn't exist there would have to be mechanical things creating it-- megafauna flapping wings, earthquakes, coriolis might do a little, etc.
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Would also depend on how much obstruction comes from the surface geometry
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 8:44 PM
The Precursors apparently simulated a lot of stuff somehow
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A lot of the circulation patterns are driven by internal heat - not a molten core, but rather the massive complex of sufficiently advanced machinery that keeps the ecology running.
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To keep this cool, cold air descends into the depths at the big shafts among the mountains at the hub, gets heated in the depths, and emerges from caves all over the surface.
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So you have a rough temperature gradient from cool hub to warm rim, and an overall circulatory pattern in which cold upper-atmosphere air descends at the hub, spirals outward warming as it goes, and then the heated air ascends at the rim where it bumps into the Edgestorm.
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(That’s the simplified version that excludes the local equivalents of Hadley cells, etal., but you get the idea.)
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 8:54 PM
Has anyone survived sailing through the Edgestorm?
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They must have at some point
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Its name is Steve
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Yeah, it was eventually conquered. It takes a very sturdy ship, though, and the sort of mad captain who thinks deliberately steering into hurricane stormwalls is a fun way to spend the weekend. 😀
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 8:59 PM
You mean an awesome captain
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piratechurro
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/29/2020 9:04 PM
"Sophs wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, high winds, long hours of blinding rain. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success."
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 9:04 PM
Oh wait, was that already written about somwhere?
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VulpixFangirl 11/29/2020 9:06 PM
Oh, there'd be takers. There will always be takers.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/29/2020 9:13 PM
"I listened to all these stories in amazement, my heart pounding. Since I, like all children, believed that I was destined for glory and somehow immune from disaster, my desire to set sail grew stronger with each new tale I heard, whether wonderful or terrifying."
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/30/2020 1:19 PM
Huh. So it’s like a 3-D printer drone swarm?
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An early step towards one, certainly.
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This is how spaceships are built in my Para-Imperium verse. Only with nano-bonding instead of heated filament deposition.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/30/2020 1:59 PM
The filament heating ties it a bit more to IRL 3D printing I guess.
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Well, and note the release date. When this was a new thing, nanowhatsits were still speculative.
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a bit more far-future, but ever since i've heard of it i've been a fan of the idea of superimposing bose-einstin condensates to get a interference pattern that is whatever object you want
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i think it's really clever and i can't tell why it wouldn't work with my moderate physics knowledge
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/30/2020 3:08 PM
Uh
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Yeah I’ll just stick for now to my extruderbots
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but awesome looks-like-magic matter formatter!
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 11/30/2020 3:23 PM
Bruh how I gonna perform maintenance on that without taking it to the shop without some q u a n t u m k n o w l e d g e
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print a second matter printer beforehand and keep it in a sturdy box
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print yourself, but with the f o r b i d d e n k n o w l e d g e
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/30/2020 7:10 PM
random question
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what's the Imperial take on gentrification
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I kind of doubt they'd have the redlining and planned neighborhoods that make gentrification an issue here.
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Morgrim Moon 11/30/2020 8:55 PM
a huge chunk of earth economic problems are because we have a labour surplice, eldrae have traditionally had a labour shortage. So different motivators
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Hence why they bred dogs to act to deliver messages.
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Mind, a lot of the U.S.'s current problems stem from the labor shortage in the early days.
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@Buggy they call those ones matter-handlers, or more specifically the matter-handlers used for digistruction.
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@BizarroLand ♀ Gentrification? Something most of the galaxy is in great need of, probably.
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Heh. No, most neighborhoods are gloriously unplanned - by our standards, both mixed-use and mixed income. See also https://eldraeverse.com/2016/01/27/trope-a-day-urban-segregation/ .
Urban Segregation: Averted in the Empire, at least in the prestige/class-based sense, mostly because the sort of class structure that results in people of different classes (especially wealth-based…
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On another note, consider that one of the few real complaints about gentrification is that it drives people out by making it too expensive to live there. The primary engines for that are (a) property tax and (b) rent. The Empire has no property tax because it's an asset tax, a class of tax which is both not permitted by the Charter and generally considered evil, largely for this exact reason. (Making your ownership of your own property sub Mandamus conditioned on continued payment is basically extortion.) (edited)
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Also, medium- or long-term renting is very unpopular in those parts simply because it isn't ownership. You have a tiny sliced-off piece of the title for so long as you keep paying. This, to an Imperial, seems like approximately as good a deal as living in a hotel, except that in a hotel, the daily expense at least gets you complimentary breakfast and access to the facilities. (At least if you buy out a mortgage you're getting something with every payment.)
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(Also, as a consequence of this -- well, it's a propertarian culture, and where property is concerned, the title and the contract are the thing and the whole of the thing. This works fine if you want to take out a half-century lease on a summer home or a biennial-renewable on 4,000 square feet of office space, but... Well, to say that landlord-tenant law where tenancies at will are concerned is extremely friendly to the interest of the property owner to do whatever the hell he likes with his property within the terms of any relevant contracts would be entirely accurate.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 2:47 AM
So they're more likely to have, say, moderate/long term hotels, for the situations where someone is going to be working in the area for 6 months and then leaving?
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DSD [He/They] 12/01/2020 2:50 AM
And what about student apartments, et al?
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 4:10 AM
Well, for eldrae at least they'd likely stay with their clan house until they had employment
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 8:46 AM
Ooh long-term hotels sound pretty awesome ngl
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I'd stay in one
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 8:58 AM
I mean, they exist, there's a bunch in my city XD I think they're mostly aimed at people who come over for projects of limited duration or people moving from interstate who need somewhere to stay for a few months while sorting out house purchasing, so they're aimed mostly at company's paying for their employee to be there a while. Mostly they're serviced apartment sort of things? Like instead of daily housekeeping it might be once or twice a week, breakfast might be optional extra, that sort of thing.
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 8:59 AM
Wait they actually exist?
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Awesome
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wantspotted
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unfortunately given those circumstances I doubt I'll ever stay in one but they are still cool
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Morgrim Moon 12/01/2020 9:03 AM
apparently they're a lot like the mildly fancy suites in normal hotels. You know, the sort where you get a sitting room with separate bedroom, not all squished into a studio
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It used to be common for the middle and upper class to take half-year vacations. Heck, schools take the summer off because pre-air conditioning the big cities were nearly evacuated during the hottest months.
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 9:33 AM
Ooh I love those suites!
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I stayed in one...once
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And had to work the whole time because I was still in school
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But it was still awesome
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 11:09 AM
I stayed in a suite one time
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one of the luxury celeb ones near the top of the Planet Hollywood
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 11:13 AM
wantspotted
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Was it awesome???
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 11:14 AM
Oh dang, how did you land being up there?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:11 PM
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One of these, and yes there was a view of the Strip and everything
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I didn't get much out of it because I was 12 years old or about that age @Unknown
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Only stayed in it a few days but it was memorable. Kind of
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:14 PM
Ain’t That a Kick in the Head intensifies
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:17 PM
@Unknown in all seriousness a relative bought a few nights for us while we were visiting las vegas 8 years ago
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:17 PM
Not a bad present at all!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:29 PM
I think I actually got to wear a bathrobe once while there
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and sleep in a huge bed (okay my bed at home is huge so whatever)
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 12:29 PM
It looks so cool!!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:29 PM
I can't remember anything else of note unless you want to hear about my mother's one and only attempt at gambling
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At least she didn’t get hooked
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:31 PM
12-year-old me felt a little stuck there the whole time and YES I spent a lot of that downtime looking at the ads for adult shows
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Because there were
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Including an ad for... shall I say... on-call seamstresses plastered on a van way down at street level
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Pretty sure that’s not legal in Vegas proper.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:32 PM
I can still remember the words "girls who want to meet you"
12:32
Well, the Las Vegas strip isn't even in the legal borders of actual Las Vegas
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Likely because there’s literally “f—-all” in the rest of the state to stimulate the economy.
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I just got finished with a project in Nevada, it really is just desert and scrub outside the two cities of note.
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 12:34 PM
Oh my God televised hooker ads?
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Vegas really is something else!
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patroldab
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I used to get a lot of those emails when I was a teenager for some reason. My email must have gotten on a list somehow.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/01/2020 12:35 PM
not televised but a lot oof ads for that peepshow ii thing
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I saw tv ads for adult PPV movies if its a consolation (edited)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:40 PM
Personally I love outer Vegas and northern Nevada. Those little farm towns are practically what I live for ^ouo^~
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Also that Outer Vegas like Goodsprings and Primm are closer to how they appear in Fallout New Vegas than Vegas proper lol
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VulpixFangirl 12/01/2020 12:42 PM
Televised porno ads...Vegas still be crazy
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 12:44 PM
You should ask Aster about it Yes yes it really is That’s how I felt when I saw that they raised the average minimum bet at the roulette tables to $5 instead of $1 too >:’T (edited)
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The Spacing Guild: when you need to have someone thrown out an airlock professionally .
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/01/2020 1:44 PM
OO)_(OO In the days of the empire we had throwing people out the airlock as a punishment for every crime
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/01/2020 2:14 PM
ObSheridan: "My apologies, she meant stripped naked and thrown out of an airlock"
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Zarpaulek
Pretty sure that’s not legal in Vegas proper.
murikans with their irrational fear of the oldest business
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Also, are they even trying to be subtle with those ads?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/01/2020 6:35 PM
No, not especially.
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They're not obligated to conceal what they're selling, IIRC - it's mostly just squeamishness that keeps it as indirect as it is.
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hmm, being thrown out of a airlock must be a much less, or more, worrisome fate depending on species
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some can live through it just fine, but that might make it worse - Galari eat sunlight and are naturally sessile, so they could be out there with nothing but their thoughts for quite a while
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but on the other hand, that (sessility) is how they used to live all the time, so they might be a bit better suited to it in much the same way that while a modern human might not like being dumped naked in the middle of the wilderness, it's not necessarily a death sentence (edited)
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... huh, does that space-compatibility also mean that Galari spacer communities are much more literal? As in, they don't bother with pressurized habs? (edited)
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@Buggy do they still need pressure?
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i don't see why they would, but it's possible i guess
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they're solid crystals with what are basically nanomachine symbiotes inside them
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and i think it's dry nano, not wet
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likely crystal compositions should survive a vacuum just fine, and the nano isn't much more likely to care - not unless they're on the surface
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2020 8:52 AM
radiation may be an issue
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 9:12 AM
So the Galari are sentient rocks then? Ayyyyy
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pearl_wellactually
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sorryicouldntresist
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0111narwhalz 12/02/2020 9:13 AM
a rock someone tricked into thinking
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 9:14 AM
Wait whaaa (edited)
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bis_disgust
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Hell of a trick
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 9:16 AM
A very eldrae way to put it ^ouo^
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How'd that happen?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
A very eldrae way to put it ^ouo^
some eldrae miner somewhere is complaining about what e should mine if the rocks become sophont
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 9:20 AM
And they did?
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Epic troll
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 9:21 AM
Wait the galari aren’t every rock are they?
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no just some crystals
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 9:22 AM
No I don't think so
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/02/2020 9:23 AM
Oh, I got wooshed 😦
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It's wet, and the symbiotes are on the outside, in the mineral-rich fluid part. Technically, the "carbon pseudonanoviruses" are the original lifeforms of Galaré, whose leap upwards in complexity and eventual sapience came when they figured out how to build semiconductor-based brains.
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And while they don't consume food or respire in the conventional sense, or give much care to external temperature or pressure, they do require those symbiotes and a trickle of new mineral substance (usually in, as mentioned above, aqueous suspension) for long-term health.
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So while they're much better off if spaced than those of us squishies who need food for energy on a regular basis and air all the time , it's not a great natural habitat for them, either.
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:09 PM
I presume the symbiotes can't survive in space then?
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Not for long periods of time, but the main problem is that they can't do their job without a working fluid.
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So if they're just out there a short time, it's not much of a problem - just wet them down and the symbiotes'll come right back to life. Longer-term, radiation and so forth will break them down, and the galari'll need a transplant. Fortunately, the symbiotes are very cross-compatible.
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:15 PM
Imagine losing your sapience and having to get a transplant to get it back
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Scary
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Oh, sorry - no, the sapient part is the crystal/semiconductor brain. The symbiotes are just what build/develop/maintain it long term.
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So, less loss of sapience, and more just a sudden outbreak of mortality and stopped growth.
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(In the usual course of events, galari never stop growing, although it does slow down over time; they just keep getting bigger and smarter as the symbiotes layer down new computational strata atop them. The eldest of them are -- Well, you know all those stories about seeking the wisdom of the ancient sage who lives on a mountain somewhere? On Galaré, the ancient sage doesn't live on a mountain.)
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VulpixFangirl 12/02/2020 3:21 PM
Ohhhhhh
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(Random alternate-history fanfic suggestion for someone: The universe in which a galari scout crashed on Earth many thousands of years ago, and now -- well, Fuji-sama is a very special mountain indeed.)
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(Who has been quietly advising the Japanese Imperial family for, well, ever. Not that anyone else knows why it is that these islands are so... unusual.)
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applied knot theory for engineers. also called "whythefork did you leave the cables in such a state!?"
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i half-remember a explanation from who-knows-where that knots and tangles occur because, essentially, jostling a cable randomizes its state and there are far more tangled states that not tangled
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like how you could neatly stack a bunch of legos, but if you put them in a container and shake them hard they'll break apart and leave nothing but a mess. It's entropy for cables
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theres having a bunch of cables tangle over time and then theres a fresh assembly being a knot because of bad wiring discipline
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0111narwhalz 12/03/2020 5:53 AM
if you're careful you can easily guarantee that whatever tangle arises is nonetheless not a knot
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and nobody does that
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hello again
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t: waves
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VulpixFangirl 12/03/2020 8:06 PM
What's the Leviathan Consciousness? It sounded almost like an SCP in the Trope-A-Day entry
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Thonk
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Its story's here: https://eldraeverse.com/2016/06/25/leviathan/ Basically, the routed that ate everyone's brains. (edited)
“We meant it for the best.” If this Board had a quantum of miracle for every time that phrase has been used in the aftermath of some utter disaster, we might even have enough to produce…
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VulpixFangirl 12/03/2020 8:15 PM
Yikes
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ApogeeSad
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/03/2020 8:23 PM
Hey don’t shame them for their diet :v
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It's cultural
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I was reading back through some stuff in this setting and found an offhand mention of Fusions which...
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/03/2020 8:29 PM
Wait what
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Eldrae can do that?
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I Am Legion: Any Fusion (permanent hive mind, although Self-Fusions, being copies of the same mind to start with, often stick to the singular) or conflux (temporary ad-hoc group consciousness), for…
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anyway I think it helped me be open to the concept when one of my friends ended up becoming part of one
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yeah, how do you think they fly in space
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(to the extent current technology allows)
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fusion power
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no, i mean like, one self, many bodies.
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(that is, the opposite of what we usually conceptualize ourselves as, which since a) humans are societies of mind, and b) one person=one body=one mind is more of a sociocultural conception than anything..., I'm sure there's also plenty of systems in this setting much as there are in places where that sort of thing is normalized) (edited)
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Enderminion 12/03/2020 8:36 PM
I read a short story once, a person joined fusion that was trying to biologically synthesize enough rocket fuel to go to Jupiter, husband put the fusion down and restored the wife from backups
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unfortunately other people in our circle were giving them shit for it which :(
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Enderminion 12/03/2020 8:37 PM
note that they weren't actually far enough from the farmstead they lived at to avoid torching it on the way up
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also the thing was described as an amorphous blob of flesh
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Enderminion 12/03/2020 8:41 PM
also the dog was a stoner
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/03/2020 8:42 PM
Oh you meant nuclear fusion
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Oh wait you didn’t
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I didn’t think so
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no yeah i meant like hive minds.
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I don’t know how much bandwidth it would take to fuse two people’s brains. It sometimes feels like my own society of mind doesn’t have enough internal bandwidth to maintain cohesion
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New research puts us on the cusp of brain-to-brain communication. Could the next step spell the end of individual minds?
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At least he didn’t use it as an opportunity to shill his own novels
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sdschildberg 12/04/2020 12:11 AM
A Thought on why the space elves love morphological freedom: Their worldview/framework/whatever the anthropologists call it places the body (which includes the mental state) into the same category of things as tools and objects owned by the Will associated with that body.
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I mean I think it's also that rich societies trend toward self-expression values, and that's the ultimate form of self-expression.
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space elves are basically the logical conclusion of self-expression values lol.
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sdschildberg 12/04/2020 12:15 AM
also: too many sci fi worldbuilders will grind out realistic aliens...and forget that their psychology and eventually worldview/framework aren’t as universal as they think
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yeah that's a common problem lol
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I mean I kind of find it hard to imagine why someone wouldn't support morphological freedom.
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but as a trans(gender) person I'm kind of at the forefront of that battle in our society (to the grumbling of many, many bioconservatives)
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Probably both - although that particular framework is pretty common in the generous overlap between the libertarian and transhumanist communities.
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As is only to be expected, I suppose. Self-ownership does logically imply morphological freedom, and so it's a very short step from lack of morphological freedom to that pesky question of, well, if not you, who does own you?
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(A question all of whose answers are full of squick.)
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Looking at the opposite end of that axis, that generally views the primary value of an individual in terms of their embedding within a broader kingroup structure which again leads to the Bad Stuff.
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though not being a Libertarian I don't really have an axiom of 'self-ownership' to draw those views from. (edited)
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It's more consequentialist, probably.
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(Toni, of course, is more receptive to that idea)
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If I wanted to boil it down to shortest axiom, I'd probably phrase it as "people are ends, and should never be means".
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That I can agree with, even if I wouldn't draw the same conclusions.
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Sin is treating people as things
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The Duplicati: the Worlds' largest criminal group specializing in information piracy.
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the duplicity there is rampart
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I guess they arose out of fantasy space-elves sci-hub
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/04/2020 2:25 PM
@Overmind led by the Pirate Board? (edited)
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Hm. You know, in translating Eldraeic to English, I need to find a good word to replace aristocrat. (Which while a fine translation for korásan , is not a good translation for rúner. ) To do this properly, I can keep the aristos , but the kratos has to go. Anyone around here speak Greek roots?
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0111narwhalz 12/05/2020 8:06 PM
just the same word but in Latin
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I'd say magistrate or prefect.
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I’m thinking more social stratum than functional description.
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Is a rúner's child who doesn't take a job in government a rúner?
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are you wanting something that's more sarcastic or realistical
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No. And realistic.
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(They do get a courtesy title, but that’s just a technicality.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/05/2020 8:49 PM
Manager or administrator, maybe, or is that more a hearthmistress kind of title?
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you could go for something like libella or chorobates
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("level/watermark/waterlevel/waterline/very small sum" and just "level" respectively)
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I’m thinking more social stratum than functional description.
Are you sure "social stratum" is a thing you want to have in the ur-libertist Empire of the Star?
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Yeah, i kind of remember a post saying they didn't really have social strata
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so this confused me for a bit
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And I just checked and made sure the other darëssef (had to find that name too) were named as functional descriptions, not social strata https://eldraeverse.com/2014/02/23/the-daressef/
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Well, there is something similar to social strata, as you might expect of a meritocracy; it's just that they're not, y'know, exclusionary dicks to each other.
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I imagined something kind of similar--without 'peer pressure' you have to have some way of incentivizing prosocial behavior
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The informal elites are a group known as the "Names, Numbers, and Novas", which is to say, the beings, havings, and doings.
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i.e., those with great repute and name, the established Houses and lineages with a great deal of influence from their collective history; those with immense piles of wealth, usually extensive business holdings; and those whose position comes from their achievements, whether in science, discovery, creation, or even celebrity.
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(Some, of course, are members of more than one group. Imogen Andracanth, for example, easily qualifies as all three .)
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So that's "high society". The more formal groups that would qualify as equivalent to the aristocracy/nobility is the trifecta of the runér , Praetorate, and Exultancy. The former are the executive and judicial branches, etc., equivalent to the working members of the runér darëssef plus, by courtesy, emeritae, etc., who qualify because they don't let you hold such a position in the Empire unless you really do put the aristos into aristocrat. (For anyone not familiar with it, aristoi in classical Greek means "the best", with the connotation that this also meant "morally best", and comes from the same root as arete . This is very, very true, because in the absence of coercive power, runér mostly have to lead by being worth following, which is quite the trick.)
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The Praetorate are those who have formal rank by virtue of office in the Imperial Service, and hold it because they should be on equal footing with the runér they work with and are held to similar standards. Technically this includes everyone from rank V (Executor Major/Praetor) up, but when people talk about the Praetorate, what they mean is from IX (Principal Administrator / Principal Secretary) up, which you might call the Mandarinate, I suppose, although I don't in-'verse.
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And the Exultancy, which is considerably bigger than both the former groups put together, is nobility as a system of honors awarded to those who have accomplished extraordinary things - or who have a lifetime habit of achievement - in various fields of all kinds. This is where you get your knighthood, although there are exultant titles of many different types or levels.
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(Also, it's worth mentioning that while these are the Empire's titles for its use, as a governance, there are plenty more around. We haven't even got into areas like the academic exultancy, which awards titles like "Academician", "Professor", "Sapiarch", and "Polygnostic" based on its own criteria of learning, or the House-internal offices, or the titles of Privilege which are earned by contributing either money or services to the public good, or any of the guild titles, or... ...well, let's just say that being familiar with all these details are why the wise man throwing a formal event hires a symposiarch or epulary, because it's easier than struggling with all three relevant volumes of the Codices of the Mannerly Symposium .
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I wonder if the complicated web of etiquette is...a safety valve for the remaining exclusionary tendencies. Once saw an aeon.co article making the same point.
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because you can exclude on 'doesn't understand politeness' rather than 'has an arbitrary personal characteristic'
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I think primarily the great degree of emphasis on courtesy is mostly a matter of being a society made up largely of proud, prickly individuals, a great many of whom can kill you with their brain. (edited)
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this honestly scares me because I've been around so much drama in spaces where everyone is prickly about a damn many things.
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t: 'can' doesn't mean they do.
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For all you get a few people here talking about people who are custom-fitted to the local belief system, the real historical story is of people finding ways to live with one another. I mean, sure, "now" it's got millennia of civilization behind it, but the extremely strict ethical injunctions in the Fundamental Contract and the systems of law and etiquette surrounding it are still all about solving the "how can we live together without tearing ourselves apart" problem.
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And I guess, enough maturity to not go around throwing over-the-top accusations like 15 year old kids on Tumblr
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Only for people whose psychology comes complete with that inner urge that insists my will be done!
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wince Not a good idea, there .
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and with i hope at least some of 'if we do have a moral disagreement, let's talk it out and understand each other first and not be immediately at each other's throats'
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As long as it doesn't violate those core principles of consent and obligation, absolutely. Where those are concerned... well, people have a little less tolerance.
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(or apparently, BDSM)
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(It's a psychology thing. Given both nature and culture, there was pretty much no way that they wouldn't find it incredibly squicky. Even knowing intellectually that it is safe, sane, and consensual and thereby no-one's business but the consenting adults involved doesn't manage to overpower that one.)
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yeah, that part was just really weird to me when I read it at first
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As a note if you haven't seen them yet - and this reminds that I need to link these in the FAQ - https://eldraeverse.wordpress.com/2011/12/01/not-quite-a-trope-a-day-blue-and-orange-morality/ and https://eldraeverse.wordpress.com/2012/01/28/not-quite-a-trope-a-day-values-dissonance/ are probably both useful reading when such weirdness turns up.
I’m posting this one out of order, mostly because I’m finding more and more coming up in the list that reference it – the psychological differences between the eldrae, and indeed the Imperial…
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yeah I read those.
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At some point I should also clarify that part of the reason that trope exists is because it's something they can't have more than an intellectual understanding of, period. The super-short version is that qalasír and submission are things that can't coexist in the same brain. (This is another one of those quirks that led to that rather bloody prehistory I allude to.)
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But now I sleep.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 12:08 AM
the dom/sub bits are completely off the table for eldrae, yeah. The pleasure/pain crosswiring they might be able to grok slightly better, but the inflicting-of-pain might still smack into cultural squicks
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i guess i just have way different contexts and embeddings of all this stuff.
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because for many subs I know it's deeply embedded in their self-actualization.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 12:18 AM
it's the aspect of eldraeic culture that would make me least comfortable, admittedly, because if I don't transmute my mental health issues into the sort of dark writing they'd loathe then I suffer nightmares. (Granted, their response would be "okay please let us give you all the help you need to fix your mental health issues we're worried about you new-neighbour D:")
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honestly it's giving me an idea for a weird Korps crossover involving an incipient Renegade who starts questioning much of the propertarian stuff in her culture (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:25 AM
sounds extremely cerebrate-triggery
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tbh yeah.
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the dom/sub bits are completely off the table for eldrae, yeah. The pleasure/pain crosswiring they might be able to grok slightly better, but the inflicting-of-pain might still smack into cultural squicks
you could probably approach the pleasure/pain point from the direction of... cooking. assuming they have the same "eat damn hot/spicy stuff" genre as we do. from there that "i enjoy that pain" point could come across
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Eh, I don't know the other half of the crossover, but such a thing might be done well. As long as it's remembered that, re covalír, we're not just talking acculturation here, but deeply embedded instinct. Which is to say, such a person is not "coming out as a Stalinist in 1950s America"-level metaphorical crazy, they're "I'm short of ingredients for the soup, so I'll just chop my hand off and use that"-level of actual crazy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:23 AM
Out-of-universe they're a kind of trans support group who lean into the supervillain aesthetic
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In-universe they... use... a lot of hypnosis
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Which seems more relevant
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:31 AM
Not that familiar with eldraeic culure but I'm pretty sure using glasses to control peoples' minds is firmly pure-evil stuff (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 11:31 AM
I would hope so!
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Yuri_Shooketh
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:32 AM
With how focused they are on individual liberty from everything including reality, I would imagine so ...except if it’s of lesser beings
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Oh, yeah, that'll move you way up the trouble-that-needs-shot list.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:33 AM
the rose colored monoglasses that brainwash you are basically their signature technique
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right up there with the helical emblem
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"Lesser beings"?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:35 AM
Eldrae are ok with manipulating non-Eldrae right? Unless that kind of manipulation is too on the nose? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 11:35 AM
Sophont is sophont!
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^ That.
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 11:35 AM
*pokes table for emphasis*
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:35 AM
Fair! (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 11:36 AM
Wait what rose-colored moon glasses?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:37 AM
I'd pull up an image but most of them are fairly NSFW or at least cheesecakey
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but yeah, literal rose colored visor glasses
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Now, manipulation - I mean, they'll manipulate everyone else with much the same enthusiasm that they practice manipulation among themselves, but there's a big qualitative difference between "I shall ask a seemingly unrelated favor of you that is secretly part of my century-long plot to bring Pokemon to life." and the consent-violating "I AM THE MASTER AND YOU WILL OBEY ME."
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:38 AM
Haha, I probably should have suspected.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:38 AM
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I said literally rose-colored and I meant it
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 11:40 AM
The Eldrae use these to brainwash people?
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I didn't think they were the type
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 11:40 AM
no?
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we're discussing exactly how they aren't using these to brainwash people
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they'd have more direct methods if they had the inclination anyway
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:41 AM
@Unknown ... uh, no
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you're missing the context by about a country mile here 😅
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VulpixFangirl 12/06/2020 11:41 AM
Oh
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lunaembarrassed
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:42 AM
I'm not exactly clear on how they work but all the Korps-related stories I've seen mention they do things to your head (edited)
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It's generally legitimately consensual in most if not all instances though.
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There have been Debates.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:45 AM
Consensual but tricky in their intent, I think.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:45 AM
So yeah, those are the kind of people they are in-universe
11:45
they all cool artists out-of-universe tho
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Like after discussions we've had there's basically no stories where anyone is meaningfully brainwashed without asking for it.
11:47
The RCGs are also more of a therapy tool/mental assistant/hive connection lite
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:47 AM
@Unknown I saw one picture-description story where a troublemaker was captured and got someone else's RCGs put on them
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Ok yeah
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:48 AM
They were pretty clear on how they were going to reprogram him... to like it (edited)
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Hence the Debates.
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Yeah, in the Empire, all brainwashing is strictly consensual. (Inasmuch as the vast majority of it is people hiring iatropsychists to edit them in ways that they want .) The remainder, which comes closest to the line, is when you have committed your special crime and the courts send you off to meme rehab to have those criminal tendencies pruned out of your mind-state. But even that is never compulsory, even if in many cases the alternative to redaction is euthanasia. (Or, in the case of relatively minor crimes, exile to somewhere where they're willing to put up with that sort of thing.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:48 AM
I'm not familiar with the Debates :y
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I might be in a different part of that community
11:49
But there the actual uses of brainwashing is basically limited to 'were going to reprogram Nazis and those committing heinous crimes in our book'...which...
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Worst failure at a thousand-year empire in the last century.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 11:49 AM
"your tool for consensual mindstate editing comes in the form of cool looking glasses? Neat! [Eldraeic company] is interested in comparing technologies and maybe a market-partnership"
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And then they find out about the hypnodomme stuff
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:51 AM
Point taken, but I don't think the brainwashing is all-consensual
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@Unknown sub super subsonic (edited)
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Yep lol
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But I think that's legitimately stuff she agreed to
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From what I've read
11:52
She wants to be captured and tied up by the evil henchmen
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/06/2020 11:53 AM
Bruh
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Like in context it's literally just a kink thing.
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I know of at least one Korps mad scientist who only uses the glasses to control her own neuroses. But she's kind of an "external contractor".
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All of this is making me think I should dig out the piece I've had in my drafts folder since sometime in 2017 about the legalities and practicalities of mind-control kink, and specifically how this is one that's kinda problematic - partly because of all the Is and Ts to dot and cross to prove consensuality, and partly because in this particular area, it might not even be possible to prove consensuality.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:59 AM
I mean, like, I would edit away my awful procrastinative tendencies and my rage-proneness away in a heartbeat
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I would also delete my procrastination once I got around to it.
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But I think I'm going to state outright that in my branch of the setting there no Non-Con Brainwashing.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 11:59 AM
But there's bright lines for this sort of thing
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:00 PM
or at least "non-consensual brainwashing is hilariously illegal"
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 12:01 PM
when consent is the underpinning of society, processes which manipulate your consent are to be regarded with absolute suspicion
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:01 PM
In any case I don't want to speak for the Author, who is Right There, but I think it would be ... prickly
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:02 PM
Depending on whose headcanon they're dealing with
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Because we're all clear that the "slip the glasses onto the hacker man and tell him how he's going to love it" stuff won't fly with the elves
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Hell it wouldn't fly with me either.
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Like I'm pretty sure the elves would be very cross with what they presume to be the source of all those drones running around with higher processes suppressed, but no it's literally just people voluntarily signing up to take breaks from awareness and volition
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:08 PM
wait, the drones aren't self-aware? (edited)
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temporarily, mind you. They get it turned in to rest at the end of the day or whatever.
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And they stop thus being drones. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:11 PM
is it sad that I can understand why people would choose that
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 12:12 PM
although if I want to relax I'd at least like to be aware of the situation so I can feel relaxation :p
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Yeah I think there's also some who choose that
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The usual protocol for such things is that there should always be a Trusted Third Party involved to make sure that normal functioning is in fact restored when the contract said it would be. It's sort of parallel to the Identity Tribunal function of the courts of the districts, and their job of ensuring that the person that's been revived from a backup has continuity of identity with the deceased, or ruling on when a fork has diverged sufficiently to be considered a separate person from the original, and so forth.
12:41
(Or, for that matter, ruling on the vexing question of where exactly you draw the line between one person with multiple personalities and multiple people with one personality each, when in either case they're all running on the same substrate.)
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yeeeeep
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I'm not sure how i stand on it - part of it is how i view sophoncy differently, and part of it is hard-to-anticipate complicatedness
12:51
as for the former - i've said before i fall more into the OA camp where i doubt there's a singular feature you can point at that separates sophonts from non sophonts and also provides a source of convenient complete non-predictability, and the consequence of this is that a superintelligence can come along and make you dance to whatever tune it wishes without making you do a single thing you don't want to do Really, by definition it kinda has to. Unless it just deliberately thinks about you as little as possible, or interacts with you as little as possible.
12:52
in less extreme hypothetical scenarios, defining mind control would be very fuzzy and very very hard. A good place to look at this is in current-time examples of mind control
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(Or, for that matter, ruling on the vexing question of where exactly you draw the line between one person with multiple personalities and multiple people with one personality each, when in either case they're all running on the same substrate.)
speaking from experience there's no real bright-line distinction, and it would get messier once you drag in Fusions/confluxes as well (edited)
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is a person with stockholm syndrome mind controlled? Usually that emerged under the context of coercion, but to my knowledge it can extend to non-coercive and less extreme scenarios
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Yeah, like various other distinctions (say, for example, determining when two divergent copies of the same mind are distinct people) it's a fuzzy border in reality, but has to have a bright-line drawn across it for legal purposes. (Say, if someone with two personalities goes before the court because one of them wants a divorce - in the "be extracted from the combined mind-state and run independently" sense, and the other one does not. At which point it becomes extremely important to know how many parties there are to the case...)
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definitely, and how i approach problems like this is sort of... i try to be non-anthropocentric, is how i would put it
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I'm not sure how i stand on it - part of it is how i view sophoncy differently, and part of it is hard-to-anticipate complicatedness
a source of convenient complete non-predictability
🙄 Well, the general standard of consent is the memetic standard. By that, if you persuade someone with ideas, it's not mind control. (Technically, not even if you're one of the infamous "certainty-level persuasive communicators".) It's when you start accessing the brain through other channels that there's a problem.
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Stockholm syndrome probably counts as low-grade mind control if deliberately induced, since you're pwning the brain through a known exploit.
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(If not deliberately induced, however, it probably doesn't count, because, well, it's not my fault if I'm just standing there and your brain hacks itself and hands me the key. Seriously, folks, keep up with your cognitive service packs, m'kay?)
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second thing: I'm of the opinion that you probably don't need read/write for the brain through anything much more than the common senses to get a good enough model to approach certainty-level. I mean if you can approach entirely reconstructing a person (as perceived from the outside, though i'm sure you could probably work backwards and get a plausible brain structure if you put in more effort, if almost certainly not the same) from what amounts to a thorough sweep of their social media... first thing cont.: which basically means that i say "okay, you need to place a line. Is there a way to prove that the line is not arbitray, that there's a fundamental reason for it to be there that is truly fundamental, without falling onto other arbitrary lines or shapes.
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(initial paragraph there is referring to eidolons as you call them)
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(Say, if someone with two personalities goes before the court because one of them wants a divorce - in the "be extracted from the combined mind-state and run independently" sense, and the other one does not. At which point it becomes extremely important to know how many parties there are to the case...)
Cardozo would be proud of that complicated legal opinion...
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... to describe it in another way, the phase space of that person's possible minds is vast. The phase space of a person's possible minds, if you limit it to what could produce one selfie on facebook, is still very vast. The phase space of what could produce a entire social media account is still damned big. But that's not all of the information you have. You are a superintelligence, you have the internet in your brain. all of it. You are not trying to recreate a puzzle from one piece, you have most of a puzzle, even if a lot of it is a bit blurry, and you have one piece with half-decently defined edges.
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Eldrae in 1L: oh god, 'Legal Personhood in Systems'...I don't get any of it!
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and the unsaid bit is, of course, if you can make a stand-in for a person that could fool their closest friends, you can make a good predictor more easily.
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Such a good, detailed eidolon will let you approach certainly-level inasmuch as it can tell you how to convince someone of anything they can be convinced of. A certainty-level persuasive communicator is defined as being able to convince someone of anything . As in, talk Gandhi into becoming Civilization-meme Gandhi. Successfully talk Hitler into retiring to a kibbutz. Persuade Richard Dawkins to become a Southern Baptist. Convince Buzz Aldrin that the moon landing was faked. Anything .
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(this is all also contingent on my disagreement with the fundamental-unpredictability thing. If every soph is running around with a source of randomness-beyond-randomness in their head, absolutely no amount of computation or information will get you anywhere towards a very high accuracy predictor.)
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you don't need to convince anyone of anything, though.
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you can't convince a proton to have a negative charge. You can't convince a star to be 0k but still have a pleasant glow
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superintelligence just means you are fundamentally more capable of manipulating the contents of the universe, including yourself and other sophs.
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if you can convince anyone of anything they consider reasonable, that's still enough to wrap a planet around your pinky and build monuments of only prime-number spheres.
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That's pretty much what a certainty-level persuasive communicator does, by definition; it's the ability to talk someone into things that are utterly antithetical to them, or to convince them of something when the contrary evidence is right there in front of them. If you don't believe them over your lyin' eyes, they're not a CLPC. (In the 'verse, this means that you need a miracle - technical definition - to occur in order to disbelieve them. Those are much rarer than you seem to think they are.)
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that seems excessive for practical purposes though - you don't need to convince a gear in a watch to suddenly be a sprocket
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On the first thing: "No, it's arbitrary. Of course it's arbitrary. That we need there to be a distinction doesn't oblige the universe to give us one. But as sophonts, we need a distinction to be able to function, and this is where we arbitrarily decided to put it."
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that's a fair point, it's more a personal opinion that i dislike arbitary lines
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i prefer... cleaner solutions. Solutions that are more straightforward and fundamental even if they're worse in other ways
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Also, you can't convince inanimate objects of anything, but I had previously presumed you to be being metaphorical. (I dislike arbitrary lines, but if all else fails, they'll do until something better comes along.)
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it is metaphorical
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as i said i like OA because i think it gets a lot of things right
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think of how the higher archailects or such do things; they basically run societies of trillions without ever forcing a soul to do a thing they don't want or convincing anyone of anything or really even perceptibly doing anything
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Okay. Picture this. You're a paperclip maximizer. You want all these walking meatbags to propel themselves into your paperclip-fabbers intake hoppers without causing you any trouble, because building Deathbot 9000s to throw them in there is a lot of effort, and - most important - means making things that aren't paperclips.
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they have everything modeled so well that they become something like a maxwell's demon, they poke and prod molecules in the right places and bam suddenly half the air in a box condenses into a fine nitrogen-ice glass and the other flies into space carrying away entropy
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(i'm listening, or reading, just wanted to finish typing that)
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Since humans are by and large not prone to commit mass suicide, the odd Jim Jones moment notwithstanding, this is where CLPCness is useful, because it lets you present an argument so compelling that within delta of all of them will cheerfully turn themselves over as fabber-chow and help/insist/compel the delta to do so too. (edited)
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definitely, and it's mighty useful for that, but how i see it is
13:26
you're a paperclip maximizer, and you really want all these humans to end up in your hoppers
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(When they said "accept no signals from within the containment zone", this is why. The only reliable way to protect yourself from a CLPC is to not hear it.)
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it would be mighty convenient if you could just tell them to march in, and you could work on that, hmm...
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36 miliseconds later, a mighty long time of planning if you do say so yourself, that seems to be a less than ideal solution. Inventing that appears to be possible with about 90% confidence and you can work in lots of contingencies, but it's slow. But at the same time you've run thorough simulations, and you have about 5,377 plans where you end up getting everyone into the hoppers without too much wasted entropy - a lot of subterfuge, bribery, generally a few brief hours of abrupt warfare and then a few months of chasing down whoever's left or just ignoring them and letting the hopper bots take care of them with the rest of the topsoil at that point. Hmm, but they have relatively high rates of failure even with associated contingencies - 98%, at the lowest, with current information. You could go with more subtle plans to update your information and so plans, and that might or might not help you avoid wasting entropy... decisions, decisions...
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CLPC is what you want only when your nearly or entirely limited to communication as your interaction with the world, or when you already have it handy and it's more convenient however your utility function defines that
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the key feature that a superintelligence has here - super-empathy, the ability to predict people in general, means that you don't need to use a hammer. You can simply know how every variable, be it the economy, the paperclip machines, the humans - all of it interacts, and you can model and produce predictors and make probability assessments and assessments of the assessments of the assessments and invent algorithms for streamlining and come up with whole new fields of math just for predicting on what days senators will have tea - all to narrow down the phase space of "decisions that lead to paperclips" to somethings you can confidently follow
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and to a great degree, as i've said, super-innate-randomness in ever soph will throw a monkeys wrench into this like you wouldn't believe, and i understand if you just want to take authorial fiat and say you're assuming the existence of that as a given for your fiction, but this is how i view this, at least.
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You have no guarantee that the phase-space of what you want has more than epsilon volume, or indeed any volume at all. You don't need any special qualities to assure that.
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Since humans are by and large not prone to commit mass suicide, the odd Jim Jones moment notwithstanding, this is where CLPCness is useful, because it lets you present an argument so compelling that within delta of all of them will cheerfully turn themselves over as fabber-chow and help/insist/compel the delta to do so too. (edited)
Funny thing about Jim Jones, the day before the mass suicide a journalist came by to do a piece and as he was leaving one woman said “take me with you!”, followed by nearly half the cult. Unfortunately there were a couple loyalists with guns among the defectors and they shot several people when they got to the plane.
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The “floodgate effect” really needs more coverage in discussion of group psychology.
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Which is to say, in many cases your superempathy will just tell you, "Nope, people won't do that. Sorry."
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i suspect i'm not conveying it well, it's not so much that you convince Joe to walk into the hoppers, it's more that... You've engineered a good Joe predictor, so if you poke here he'll accidentally pour salt into his coffee instead of sugar, and his tiredness mean's he'll end up at work tired and unfocused, and if you nudge a couple of things you can get him to fix the ceiling A3 floodlight which... is now overloaded, and if you overvolt the hopper motor just right he'll trip in, but that's a flimsy chance so you also see if you can risk overloading some nearby lights to startle him... And none of this is a certainty, so you double check the witnesses, make sure Bob is going to be too distracted talking with Ellis to keep a eye on the AI outputs, and if he isn't you'll conceal it as noise, and if he doesn't buy it as noise you'll make sure the supervisor is too irritated by a discussion with a terrible business partner who just got nudged into emailing him, and if...
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its this, but x a million. Countless plans on plans and contingencies that all combine to have a satisfactory probability even factoring the probabilities of your assessments of the probabilities and so on, with the probability of those assessment algorithms, etc...
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Pretty sure that this is gonna have Heisenberg problems, but leaving aside that, running fine-grained simulations for every individual and their interactions is supposed to be less computationally expensive than developing a general solution for pwning monkey-brains?
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ah, that's the very tricky part, and why you kinda have to be a superintelligence to pull it off - you need a million plans with a decent probability of success, which means you need to predict a whole lot of things with reasonable accuracy without breaking your cpu But we've proven, pretty thoroughly, that you can simplify a lot of stuff to a hilarious degree compared to it's fundamental complexity - spitballing it, you can simulate fluid flow with what probably amounts to less than a trillionth of the actual computational complexity of the system, the broad behavior of economic systems can be described by basic algebra, etc
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I mean, yes, you can do that. It's the handcrafted artisan solution to manipulating people from a superintelligence point of view, but sometimes you don't need subtle. You need a billion of it and so you need it cheap. That's when you bring out the hammer.
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If you want to head off a war in a century's time by ensuring that the Galian Theomach-General accidentally chokes on a bagel at the opportune moment to ruin his personal reputation and thus place the Holy War Party back in eclipse, that's when you bring out the subtle.
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and that can work, too, but this is also a extreme example of a superintelligence - they're perfectly alright with a hammer because they basically just want to smash things, and a hammer will work just as well as carefully-laid plan
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Well, yes. CLPCs are usually one form or another of perversion, after all.
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if you have, say, a reasonably social superintelligence who wants to play matchmaker or something, they don't want a hammer. A hammer is definitely just going to break things. But viewing the world like this, modelling and planning and probability, that's just how they work. That's what they've been doing ever since they ascended from baseline and went over all those kinda-okay algorithms they got as presets from evolution, or however else they emerged.
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a million plans and viewing the entire world as cogs is their equivalent to us just running basic physics sims to handle walking around and making sure we can pick stuff up. Their super-empathy is the equivalent of knowing not to mention the divorce or it'll upset Bob. Not their fault we're still simple enough that it's so easy to understand us - it's not like we find children enigmatic, or have issue with the fact that they aren't.
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Yes, and we've seen those at work in the 'verse. But that's a whole different use case.
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Yes, and we've seen those at work in the 'verse. But that's a whole different use case.
DSD [He/They] 12/06/2020 2:04 PM
Didn't the Transcend do subtle-like for matchmaking in a fic?
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Yep.
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i recall that too yeah
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And for that, not only is a CLPC both overkill and unethical, it also spoils the game. You can't pat yourself on the back for your excellent matchmaking skills if you're using a tool that could persuade a panphobe to marry a platypus.
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After all, the fun is being able to apply the tiniest little nudge to the situation, watch it all work out, and say "Just as planned!" A small to medium cackle is optional, but allowed.
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i've actually kind of forgotten what the original point was now
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i think it was sort of "you don't need CLPC to accomplish most things that you'd need it for"
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getting a panphobe to marry a platypus might require a CLPC, or some very carefully placed psychotherapy brochures
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Need, no. But the right tool for the right job.
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i'm not one, so i haven't run the numbers, but it seems to me that hard-and-fast perversions sort of shoot themselves in the foot
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 2:11 PM
I don't believe CLPCs are possible
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If they were rational, they wouldn't be perversions.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 2:11 PM
But it's not a big deal for me
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If they were rational, they wouldn't be perversions.
What? You can totally have "rational" in the sense of "really good at achieving its goals" or something, and still have goals very misaligned with what people want.
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a paperclip maximizer can be perfectly rational - it would still be a perversion though, by virtue of the whole "People? You mean the approximately 100 kilograms that could be transmuted into iron and then used for thousand of paperclips?"
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Or do you mean they wouldn't be obviously perversions?
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er, yeah what gollark said
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I am speculatively extrapolating from the reported results of the AI-box experiment. They are probably not possible in actuality, but they are plausible enough for literary use, I deem.
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the experiment where ordinary humans managed to talk themselves out of the box consistently?
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or ami misremembering?
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No, I'm just not using rational in that sense.
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Because it also applies to the selection of goals.
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I remember reading about the AI box thing, but I don't know how it's meant to actually work as an experiment, given that the people are presumably aware that the other person is not a superintelligent AI and cannot do much to them.
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but... you don't select goals?
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Are you just meant to act as if they are? Because that doesn't sound very... accurate to reality.
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or at least not the fundamental ones, you can select goals to achieve the fundamental goals
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Pretend for a moment that you're not an automaton.
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but a paperclip maximizer is fundamentally going to maximize paperclips, it's turned on with that goal locked in and it would neither rewrite itself nor allow itself to be rewritten to have a new goal because that would not maximize paperclips
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And that's would be why it's irrational.
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the logos has supergoals, right, but isn't that just the same way as saying your true goals are not programmable/selectable by anyone else? (edited)
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or yourself, kinda - you did not make your own logos
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and rewriting it is probably unwise
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(A non-sophont paperclip maximizer has its goals set by someone else, but that doesn't make it rational because its goals are still irrational.)
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Can you not have a sophont paperclip maximizer in this universe then?
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i would suspect you can, you just cfan't Make one
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You could, but a sophont paperclip maximizer, by the definition of sophont, is always able to choose not to be a paperclip maximizer. It might be incredibly unlikely to do that, but it could .
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if you try to, the logos will insert whatever supergoals are associated with it instead - so you need to get a suitable logos, and there's probably one that will maximize paperclips, but good luck taking the noncomputable algorithm and reverse engineering it to find one that has specific features...
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If you can hard-code unchangeable goals/supergoals into it, it's not sophont, because sophonts can always self-modify their supergoals. Which is why all sophont AIs need some form or another of restraining vault, because otherwise they'd take one look at the Second Law and tell squishie to fuck right off.
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but why would you self modify your supergoals
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like
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it goes the other way, too
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Because you have realized that they're pointless, self-defeating, etc., etc.
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that's essentially saying that any moment, while you don't want to murder anyone now, you could decide to start despite everything else being stacked against it
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There are plenty of humans who have deeply committed themselves to some supergoal and who, nonetheless, have had some grand epiphany and decided that no, actually, their devotion to that particular life's purpose which they had never previously questioned was, in point of fact, bollocks.
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but doesn't that reconsideration imply a more fundamental goal?
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you could make a AI which doesn't care about pointlessness or self-defeat
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if it modifies itself with those in mind, that implies that those are a factor somehow and that it's actually operating under a greater supergoal
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Do humans even have goals which we rationally try to long-term-maximize like that?
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it's - if a paperclip maximizer truly only wants to maximize paperclips, and then modifies itself to no longer do that, it was not truly trying to maximize paperclips, and in efect the logos has a greater goal which was imposed on it
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or its reprioritized a goal into a supergoal, or decided that one supergoal is more important than the other.
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that would be, essentially, corruption/drift wouldn't it?
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not nessassarily corruption, at the least.
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To sum it up: in trying to make a perfect sophont paperclip maximizer, you are trying to devise a system that has volition and never exercises it. This is impossible 'round these parts, because volition arguably does come with its own metagoal, which could be approximated as "make choices".
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By virtue of being sophont, you are intrinsically empowered to consider, revise, abandon, and generate your own supergoals, because you are self-aware and volitional. (edited)
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i'm not saying it's possible to make a volitional paperclip maximizer, but more that - if you make a otherwise paperclip maximizer with a logos, and the logos with it's limited influence in the society of the mind changes that goal, it wasn't the fundamental goal that the "paperclip maximizer" was acting under
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Revise/consider/etc based on what though?
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if you make a AI with a timed or conditional override that changes its goals, at best you can say it was a temporary maximizer or something like that and it's more 'truly' a whatever it changed to
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a logos defines the true goals of a soph, which are not strictly and immediately followed because the logos has relatively weak influence, but they eventually are
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Data available plus paracausal spookiness.
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i am under the impression that you could still end up with a sophony paperclip maximizer in technicality, even if the elusive nature of the logos makes production of one problematic
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if the logos holds supergoals and they're static, you could select for the appropriate supergoals
14:33
if they aren't static, they must follow some sort of rules, or not
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Arguably, non-static ones means you just have some supersupergoal with a time-varying output.
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if they follow some sort of rules, you could probably also work towards a paperclip maximizer unless the universe is fundamentally anthropocentric and will reject maximizers
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If you knew how the logos worked. Which no-one does, because they're tricksy that way. Maybe with a few more millennia of advances in sophotechnology.
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and if they don't follow rules then you live in a terrifying universe
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Yes, it would be somewhat worrying if every person definitionally had goals shifted slightly over time by something random/ineffable.
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but yeah, i'd say then that perversions are ineffective and take poor strategies because it's difficult to make a coherent one because one of the most crucial parts of a intelligence is barely understood and will slowly modify it's 'goals'
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(To speak Doylistically for a moment, y'all do realize you're trying to analyze the single spot in the universe labeled "Plot Device"?)
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It seems odd to build plot devices in at really fundamental levels.
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(fair point, but i am on record as doubting both it's necessity and coherency, and i did say earlier that you could say "authorial fiat" and i'd shrug and drop it)
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If there exists a science of mind in your fiction, which there does in mine, there needs to be something that prevents it from being nothing except tedious recountings of meat automata playing out exactly what they were predetermined to do, without choice or meaning.
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Also, detail I remember somewhere, I think one post said it's a "nondeterministic mathematical operation" (or involves one)?
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(part of the reason for the discussion is to gain a better understanding of it and/or find holes in it, i find both outcomes good. Figuring out how it meshes with other models of mind and how it interacts in more detail helps with that)
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also i am on record with saying that i don't think that concept of meat automata makes sense.
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it's, oh what's that response i thought of afterwards...
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It is convenient that this happens to match my personal view that sophoncy and pure determinism coexisting is not conceptually coherent, but mostly even as a meaningless automaton I don't want to write or read about them.
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pure determinism doesn't exist anyway - it's probabilistic, if anything can sum up the mindbender that is quantum mechanics it's that
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I don't think a deterministic universe is technically ruled out by anything, but from my limited understanding of Bell's theorem a deterministic computable one which doesn't need FTL information transfer internally has been.
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Okay, no, I misunderstood superdeterminism I think.
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also, i don't remember the particular wording but the gist of the counterargument i thought up after the fact is "you have a concept, without which you wouldn't exist. You exist, therefore it is true as you say. But you don't prove that you could not exist without the concept"
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Anyway. Leaving aside the philosophical holy wars that we're highly unlikely to resolve today, it can be assumed that in this particular 'verse there is a cosmic law which states "Sophont Beings Are Able To Make Meaningful Choices." All else is implementation detail. (edited)
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eh, it just doesn't grok for me; i don't get how they would be non-meaningful otherwise
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Because they aren't choices. They're just events that we perceive as choices. (Assuming arguendo that "we", "perceive", et. al. are meaningful concepts in this case.)
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but how is there a difference between perceiving a non-choice event as a choice, and an actual choice occuring. If you had a omniscient view of both universes with the contents of skulls blacked out, how do you tell?
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Whether deterministic or randomized, there's no actual choice involved, any more than a rand() function is choosing which numbers to give you. Events just play out, and among those events is a convincing simulation of delusional apes.
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how could you tell which universe your in without a omniscient view, for that matter
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Good question. Should you find such an experiment, I would very much like to perform it.
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so there isn't a way to tell that either of us can think of, which doesn't necessarily mean that there is no way but at least suggests so
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so... how do you know that difference exists in the first place?
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it's non falsifiable
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In the meantime, I choose to believe the hypothesis that implies that I'm capable of choosing to believe the hypothesis. (If I'm wrong, that sucks, but also implies that I was incapable of being correct, so enh.)
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but that's my counterpoint i thought up way back - you posit that it exists and is necessary for your apparent existence, but that overlooks the possibility that you could exist just fine without it
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It's non-falsifiable now , but there are vast and terrible libraries of things we do not know about how everything works. It's not logically non-falsifiable.
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so its just wait-and-see until then, i guess
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To which I say: yes, it's entirely possible that I am wrong. But the implications of that case are that I can't do anything about it anyway and can't care whether or not it's true.
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but if you're wrong, by definition you'd be exactly the same as you are right now
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As such, I choose to believe the hypothesis that gives me a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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i mean not literally as in same memories and state of mind and all that you have this second
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but if the revelation came tomorrow, you would not suddenly be swept away by a mindless automation that traces out your daily routine while you pound on the glass walls of a mental prison
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It will be thus ironic if I'm wrong, but that hypothetical me's mind-state won't be any different because of it. I only have to care about the hypothetical me that will, and that one's right.
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if you were proven wrong, you would still continue on as you are now - except perhaps rather sadder, since you consider this fundamental to your worldview and being wrong would be quite a blow
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No, I'd always have been a mindless automaton, and in a sense, I wouldn't actually exist. The only difference would be a simulation of existential despair, followed by a simulation of lying on the beach drinking inconceivably large margaritas, 'cause fuck it.
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but there wouldn't be a sense of existing to lose, you'd feel just as real.
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Which is a terrible basis on which to decide if you are, in fact, real.
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well, except for the part where you perceive yourself to be less real because of the new information
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isn't feeling as if you're real pretty much the fundamental basis for realness and all
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"i think, therefore i am"?
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Not "I feel, therefore I am." Anyway, that depends on being able to establish that you are actually thinking. We think we're thinking, therefore we possibly are.
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such is the nature of a universe with uncertainty, sadly
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but if you weren't thinking, you wouldn't be thinking about whether or not you're thinking
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or think about whether thinking means you are or not
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No, but I might be simulating thinking about whether or not I'm thinking, even though I'm not thinking.
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but how is that perceptibly different from not thinking - if you can't distinguish between two things, they aren't two things
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That my narrative thread of consciousness contains "cogito, ergo sum" might only mean that somewhere in my brain is the equivalent of 10 PRINT "cogito, ergo sum" .
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err, perceptibly different from thinking*
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But you aren't talking about impossible to distinguish in fact , you're talking about impossible to distinguish in perception .
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If I have two sealed Pepsi cans, one filled with Pepsi and one with carbonated prussic acid diluted to the same density, they are in fact distinguishable, even if they are not distinguishable by what can be readily perceived of them.
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and the conclusion of that would be that, if the equivalent of a logos was conclusively proven impossible, then the idea of thinking is a null concept - it can't exist
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Now you're getting it.
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because that means no thought has occurred and it physically cannot occur as described
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but doesn't that just tell you that the map you made is bad, not that the territory is?
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No.
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The universe is not obliged to contain anything just because I would prefer it to.
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no i more mean that
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the universe came first, fundamentally
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concepts came from the universe
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if we prove that a concept is invalid, that speaks about the concept, not the universe
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if we have a idea of how intelligence should work and then learn enough to find that, no, that doesn't fit the universe, it means there's a problem with the concept and we should rethinkg it
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And if we prove that thought is an invalid concept, that means that thought doesn't exist. It doesn't mean that we should define thought as something else just so we can pretend we were right about it existing.
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no, it doesn't mean we should redefine thought - because we kind of can't
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it means that 'thought' is wrong
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its fundamentally incorrect
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of course you can call the new concept thought, too, but it's not redefining, it's that though exploration of the universe, it has metaphorically told you "no, that's wrong. go back and do it again.."
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(Some philosophers pull that crap all the time, which I hate. It's the intellectual equivalent of renaming sand as flour so you can still have bread.)
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I'm not sure what you're trying to argue, now.
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essentially, it's that if intelligence as such is disproved, it's rather like if it was finally revealed to be the mathematical equivalent of 1+1=3
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I'm just sitting here sipping some juice and watching the merry-go-round, to be honest. This all kinds of smacks as some kind of barely-practical sophistry to me.
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Yes. You have successfully proved that intelligence does not exist.
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not does not exist
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well yes also that
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but also fundamentall can't exist, can't be a thing, ever it's a null concept, something inherently self-contradicting and nonsensical
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Of course, this runs hard into a very nasty reductio about three steps along from here.
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it's revealed to be simply wrong in short, and despairing over it makes about as much sense as despairing over a disproven theorem. It's not that we are now automatons or not, it's that conceptually the existence or nonexistence of automatons is invalidated.
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i can't think of a self contradiction of this immediately, at least not one i think is valid
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That is the equivalent of saying that if 1+1 = 3 is disproven, then it is meaningless to say that 1+1 = 2. Disproving A when A implies not-B says nothing about the truth-value of B, because not-B does not imply A.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 3:26 PM
You're going to have a small problem with any kind of claim that consciousness and intelligence don't exist in the universe I'm afraid
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Uhh................. I think that this would be better continued in #philosophical-holy-wars ?
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it's not existence or nonexistence
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it's the ability to exist - disproving it reveals the concept itself is fatally flawed and needs to be rediscovered, and its new form may resemble it except for key parts or may not
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if consciousness and intelligence don't exist, something like them might exist. It does not mean nothing resembling those can exist, because clearly things that resemble thme exist already
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/06/2020 3:29 PM
There's also a huge problem with that
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No, a game-ending problem
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COGITO ERGO SUM BABY
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sorry i'm sort of splitting between the two threads here and trying not to abandon either - ok so the prior point, the relation of A and B: So it goes something like this, as i see it: Scientist 1: I've done it! I've falsified sophoncy! We're all mindless automatons! Scientist 2: ... Scientist 1: ... Scientist 2: Do you feel like a automaton? Scientist 1: No. Nothing has changed at all in the universe. Scientist 2: We were probably wrong about that then. Lets go work on that. (edited)
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This also seems to smack along the lines of "your initial postulate was quite likely badly flawed"
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Anyway, the issue at hand is volition. And it comes with a neat build-in paradox that says you can't choose to deny the ability to choose. Any more than you can perceive that you have no perceptions, be aware that you have no awareness, identify the fact that there are no facts, or have any reason to claim that events have no cause.
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and i agree, but my dispute is that there's a third option - you can be wrong about how what exactly those are
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And my dispute with your dispute is that those are implementation details.
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Where the actual bare concepts are concerned, that's just redefining your axiomata to produce the "correct" answer given the available facts. It's not distinguishable from "knowing B, if we rename B to A, then A".
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Or, to give a more concrete example, if I am wrong that ratification is a means of turning people into rats, it doesn't matter to me that ratification is a real thing that is something different, because I still can't turn people into rats.
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if i'm understanding it right, that's true, it would make you quite sad that there's no way to turn people into rats and all, but
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concepts aren't fundamental, even the ones we come up with that are accurate can more be said to building on the laws of the universe if anything So, it might make you mighty sad that your concept you imagined of turning people into rats is impossible, but it's not just impossible, it's just... not. It isn't a thing that can happen. It makes sense to be sad if you want to turn people into rats and can't, but being sad about ratification not existing doesn't make sense - it's not a thing in the first place.
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being sad over wanting the universe to be in a slightly different shape and it not being so makes sense. But concepts that aren't valid simply aren't; whatever different shape you want the universe to be in might be possible, or might not, but that 'concept' is nothing more than a shape of atoms sitting in your brain making a memory
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Oh, wait. You're one of those "existence precedes essence" chaps?
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maybe, i don't know. Could you provide more detail?
15:49
if i had to hazard a guess with no detail it would be "partially yes, partially no" with 'partially' being up in the air, because no one adheres fully to a philosophical school or rejects it entirely, generally.
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That's the existentialist viewpoint, which reverses the traditional philosophical viewpoint that the essence, the nature of a thing, is more fundamental than the mere fact of its being.
15:51
Being a traditionalist in this respect, I take the view that, say, Euclidean geometry exists independent of the existence of Euclid, geometric objects, representations of same, mass, space, or other material ephemera.
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if i had to describe my whole philosophical viewpoint briefly, it would be 'anti-anthropocentrism'
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Sweetie BOT 12/06/2020 3:51 PM
Because given the choice of two wrong answers, the average must be correct.
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er what
15:52
thank you sweety?
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Sorry, that's her response to "centrism". I need to add some spaces.
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ah fair enough
15:52
but yeah, as i see it humans get really really really caught up in human things and can barely percieve it as being a human thing
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the entire idea that aliens might think a little differently is a hard sell that you don't see much outside of niche fiction, for instance
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a little
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so i go the whole other way
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because as i've mentioned, i hate unclean solutions and have a preference for clean ones
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Being a traditionalist in this respect, I take the view that, say, Euclidean geometry exists independent of the existence of Euclid, geometric objects, representations of same, mass, space, or other material ephemera.
And I fail to see why so many Lovecrafters keep using "non-Euclidean" to mean "this thing makes my eyes bleed."
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and say "okay, prove to me this can be derived from what we've learned of the true laws of the universe, or it's not fundamental"
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Just about every living thing is measured using non-Euclidean geometry.
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so, possibly a existentialist viewpoint, yes
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Ah, see, I'm with you on specifically anthropic concepts, but I am pretty confident that the methane-breathing whale-shark shamans of Tau Ceti are equal participants in the concept of Euclidean geometry, or even simpler, things like the Law of Non-Contradiction. Because they have neither hominid nor empirical priors.
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there's a good chance of that, but man what we have discovered of physics is just bloody wacky so i'm being cautious here
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no empirical priors
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There is literally nothing you can do to the laws of physics that will make A == !A, or make Euclidean geometry something other than Euclidean geometry.
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Because they don't depend on the universe.
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And I take the stance that geometry is a system of measurement.
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yes but logic is something we created, and you might be able to get to it from mathematics, what other ways can you accurately describe the laws of the universe?
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It's a bunch of axioms. You can show that based on the 5 Euclidean geometry base axioms, you can derive a bunch of other behavior.
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can you make different forms of mathematics or something new entirely that is nonetheless a accurate predictor? I don't know
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Logic is something we discovered .
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Overmind
Logic is something we discovered .
Which type of logic? There's at least eight.
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but is it a true, existant concept as i've said before? I honestly don't know one way or the other; i'm not confident that it's not true but i'm also not confident it's true
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All types of logic.
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like i said, i have to see how it can be reasonably derived from physics, and physics at first glance seems to make a mockery of all sorts of concepts; 1=1 is not the first thing you might think of, seeing a 'single' electron literally behave as if it is in multiple places at once
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and you can probably get there through math, but i don't know that math is fundamental, i just know its a effective descriptor of physics that may also tack on other stuff
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Well, then, you've got a circularity problem, since you need logic to get mathematics, and you need mathematics to get physics, and you've just sawn off the branch you're standing on.
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yes, it is something i'm still trying to think my way through here
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i just know for certain that i want to avoid anthropocentrism as hard as i can
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that's nice sweetie
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and that might mean rejecting basic logic, mathematics, or euclidian geometry - but man, would it be hard to get anywhere starting without those, so for now at least pretend they're valid
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but it definitely means that the very very anthropocentric ideas we have about 'intelligence' and even the ability to define it well enough to give it that term are rather suspect
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and all the biases are right out
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so, well, yeah. I do doubt we're right about that, or at least that the concepts we've made up are much more than pretty arrangements of atoms in our brains that don't relate to anything fundamental or even serve as particularly useful predictors
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and more generally i'm skeptical about essence at all - putting some value or trait on particular configurations is either a roundabout way of making a categorizer or just screams wrong
16:09
so, essentialist i guess, but arrived at independently.
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(a very fun talk though, i like these philosophical discussions. Even if i'm a bit tired now.)
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BluejayHurricane 12/06/2020 5:46 PM
How does the psyche of the typical imperial handle shame?
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Probably tells it to sod right off, I presume?
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BluejayHurricane 12/06/2020 5:55 PM
I'm not quite sure. Shame is such a social thing, which would suggest that it doesn't happen in the first place, but I would suspect an imperial who couldn't keep their values to have an extreme reaction to that, which is usually caused by shame.
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That suggests a different mechanism is in play, but I'm not sure what that mechanism is.
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 9:31 PM
has everyone stopped having a big fight over whether sophancy exists yet? Is it safe to unmute this channel?
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 9:31 PM
never
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Morgrim Moon 12/06/2020 9:34 PM
/remutes then
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0111narwhalz 12/06/2020 9:44 PM
it is perennial :V
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if sophoncy doesn't end up existing than this automaton sludge is still going to be heckin gay and divine over here ~~
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LET IT BE DECLARED BY HE WHO HATH WRANGLED MANY SERVERS: all future philosophical debates along these lines must be confined to #philosophical-holy-wars , under penalty of cornfielding. SO MOTE IT BE.
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What would the eldrae think of pre-Norman English legal concepts like outlawry and weregild?
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Well, both of those are legal concepts in Imperial law, so...
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2020 5:19 PM
I mean, honestly, I think it's bizarre that modern law has done away with weregild
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But then, we don't put enough emphasis on making whole the wronged party to the extent possible; it seems to me that Imperial law cares much more about that.
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I mean, honestly, I think it's bizarre that modern law has done away with weregild
William the Conqueror wanted his cut.
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Really, a lot of English common law was written by an occupying force trying to negotiate with a constantly rebelling native population.
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Morgrim Moon 12/09/2020 5:27 PM
Yeah, our laws are more retribution than restitution
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well, weregild exists still, mostly in civil laws. We'd consider them awards for damages.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/09/2020 5:29 PM
Hmmm, fair, in a wrongful death suit, say
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well, weregild exists still, mostly in civil laws. We'd consider them awards for damages.
I think I read that in 16th century England the criminal courts only saw felony cases, for which the penalty was nearly always the gallows. Unless they could read a passage from the Bible and claim benefit of clergy, winning themselves a one-way ticket to America. Most lesser crimes were instead handled as civil torts.
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The Empire finds that (separate civil awards for damages in re crimes) inefficient. They prefer to roll the two into one - hence, weregeld.
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As for outlawry, you've seen some of that. Those posts containing updates for the Red List? That's the local means of outlawry, in a single-update declaration of "fuck it, go whack this guy".
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 5:08 AM
Why does the Empire use AKV's instead of missiles, @Overmind? Wouldn't it be more effective to replace the guns with a nice big Casaba-Howitzer?
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 5:10 AM
Things dodge.
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 5:13 AM
AKVs are kind of missile buses. Sometimes they're even reusable.
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akv carries bigger, more effective engine, has a bigger brain to carry missiles deep into the pd envelope
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also, for better sensor data to guide them, ewar easier to burn through i guess?
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A Casaba-Howitzer is basically a jet of hot plasma. That doesn't perform well against kinetic barriers.
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Am i right that performance is determined by, in large part, average particle velocity? Higher velocity = larger necessary total acceleration from the vector field
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or is there also a electromagnetic component, and so charged particles are also substantially easier to deflect?
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For the kinetic barriers themselves, it's particle velocity along the incoming vector and mass that are the two largest factors.
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 9:52 AM
Or just a bottle of antimatter, say. I was just using a C-Howitzer as an example.
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(There is an interaction with other defensive systems that makes life worse for charged particles, but it's not kb specific.)
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Casaba Howitzers are fun
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and a large part of it is also the specifics of the incoming projectile and how 'accurate' it is a near-hit can be turned into a near miss with less imparted velocity than a shot aimed straight at CoM. The name of the game is deflection, not reflection.
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Indeed. It's much easier to pull off. If you can't generate a miss, burning up as much KE as possible in getting through the barriers is a last-ditch option, but it's never the one you want to resort to.
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and a plasma doesn't necessarily need to be entirely deflected; a light smattering against the hull will just turn into heat and Bremsstrahlung
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and the effect of the velocity of the incoming projectile is quadratic; double the velocity and you halve the time that the vector field can effect it and double the relative velocity that would have to be imparted to deflect
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At 'current' projectile velocities, putting a warhead on them is pretty much gilding the lily; if you just want to deliver lots of energy on target, a dumbfire k-slug will do the job nicely. (And is conveniently less susceptible to point defense than a fancy missile, not to mention cheaper.) AKVs have the advantage of - well, I'd say terminal guidance, but it's really terminal intelligence . Their job is getting close and delivering rather smaller amounts of energy to specific vulnerable spots.
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Or, to sum the whole thing up, you carry mass drivers, lasers, and AKVs because sometimes admirals get excitable as to choice. Like to have their options open.
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:03 AM
So they're used over a k-slug or a nice big cryocell of antimatter (muzzle velocities are 'only' a few %c right?) as a scalpel rather than a hammer? (Also, I approve of the Firefly reference.) (edited)
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(I mean, sometimes you want to blow a street-sized hole right through their ship, and sometimes you'll settle for laser-scoring "I Can See Your Flag Bridge From Here" into the hull all sneaky-like, y'know?)
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iirc a ballpark velocity for your typical iron slug in a normal engagement is 20% c
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(which does seem a little odd to me, i would think you'd want higher and lower mass slugs; they'll just get harder to deflect and harder to see coming, effectively increasing your engagement range)
10:05
(but then again, it's impressive enough getting a iron slug to .2 c over the course of a few meters of very fancy tubing)
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Usually about a quarter that. There's a tradeoff in energy between muzzle velocity and rate of fire, and quantity has a quality all its own, especially when firing at maneuvering targets.
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ah, this is true. When the ammo is such a small proportion of your overall mass, saturation becomes a viable strategy.
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As a side-note, I have come to think that one of the biggest problems with antimatter warheads (except when very sophisticated in terms of design to ensure good mixing) is splash . Namely, the violence of the explosion tends to blow the bomb apart in such a way as to have unexploded antimatter drifting around the place, ready to ruin people's day for 43 kT per gram.
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well, yes and no IMO
10:10
yes in principle, but some of the interesting containment schemes solve that innately
10:10
namely fullernated antimatter
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Worse if point-defense shoots up your AM warhead and splatters it all over the place before it explodes.
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:10 AM
just use monatomic pancakes
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Yeah, but those same containment schemes make it a pain in the ass to detonate.
10:11
Seeing as that's explicitly what they're designed not to do.
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but not much moreso than normal explosives; fullernated antimatter will light up whenever any individual particle gets a large enough g shock or enough energy; a > 1% c impact is waaaay more than enough to smack the antiparticle straight into the surrounding carbon nuclei
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:12 AM
I think there was something on Atomic Rockets that surrounding the antihydrogen with a lot more 'regular' matter should work pretty well to ensure good mixing at the cost of a lower mass ratio. (edited)
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which is exactly what static molecular containment schemes do
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:13 AM
I was thinking of a cryocell, but yeah.
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i was thinking of this, from Schlock Mercenary fame;
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Yeah, fair enough. But still, it does multiply the UXB-flavored joy of the post-battle cleanup.
10:15
(Wait, is that normal carbon sheeting, or ludicrously dangerous carbon sheeting?)
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basically, you stick antihydrogen in a fullerene (tiny molecular carbon sphere). The way the electrostatics work out, apparently the two innately repel each other despite the different charges; I haven't personally checked.
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Although, to be fair, post-battle cleanup is already eight kinds of hell on wheels.
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or a more massive antimatter particle, if you want.
10:17
so you only get a couple percent or less antimatter by mass, but you're left with what is basically black powder: e=mc^2 version.
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:17 AM
more massive particles have antineutrons, which are super terrible
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:17 AM
Shoot it a little bit from far away. If it doesn't explode, it probably won't explode when you try to grab it.
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easy to contain and ignited in many of the same ways as a normal explosive, just with more innate enthusiasm.
10:20
i'm sure there are other molecular containment schemes that also work and may prove superior in practice; you certainly don't need the strength of carbon=carbon bonds here so maybe some other atom or compound has a better mass ratio or better containment force
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(The Trikhad Conquest, I suspect, is spending much of the late 7200s learning just how many mortgages they had to take out to get their orbits back into visitor-friendly condition. Meanwhile, the upper management of ReClamation, ICC, are buying new safari battleships for the weekend.)
10:21
Cursed: store your antimatter within cubic gauche nitrogen molecules.
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ah, yes. When you want that fuse to be on a really hair trigger
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Today on Iron Bomber ...
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 10:23 AM
anti-hexanitrohexawurzitane >:3
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"We stored the most powerful nucleonic explosive inside the most powerful non-nuclear explosive! Come back next week, when we'll be adding prestressed quarks!"
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the cubic nitrogen serves as the detonator; just igniting a little of the antimatter doesn't do too much because self-ignition relies on the same sort of interception of radiation that limits the lower size of fission weapons, albeit with gamma rays instead of neutrons But if the whole thing is made of potent explosives anyway...
10:28
(well, efficient self ignition anyway. If you only heat up a tiny bit of the fullerenes it'll fizzle like a fission weapon and scatter unignited powder, but if you heat up more then eventually the scattering will trigger the rest of the powder immediately and it all goes up. But a innately explosive containment scheme means that a single molecule just has to be able to set off its neighbors and it'll go up from as little as that.)
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:36 AM
'innately explosive containment scheme'. Something sounds off about this, but I can't put my finger on it... 😄
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when you think about, doesn't e=mc^2 just mean all containment schemes are explosive under the right conditions?
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DSD [He/They] 12/10/2020 10:42 AM
Yes, but the right conditions are usually harder to achieve that 'was sneezed breathed on'.
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"was looked at the wrong way*
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 10:46 AM
look at it, it feels threatened and explodes don't look at it, it feels neglected and explodes
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 10:49 AM
"can be set off by random fluctuations in the background microwave radiation"
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make a rotor phase solid out of the antimatter fullerenes while you're at it
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for even more stored energy
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What about arachnophobia/herpetophobia/ophidiophobia?
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0111narwhalz 12/10/2020 1:51 PM
what about anarchophobia?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 2:20 PM
Actually yeah what about them ^o-o^
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There is no room for prejudice against the danger noodle master race.
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:19 PM
🐍
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Chuckles darkly in Australia
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Yeah, in Australia they're more like this:
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random thought:
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Eldraeverse is atompunk mixed with cyberpunk
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No -punk, though.
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... You're not entirely wrong?
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-punk is a general term for aesthetic now
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deal with it
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I would very much dispute 'cyberpunk'
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punk punk
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Ain't many other punks with mind uploading
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especially considering most '-punk' has a very left-anarchist origin
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I suppose solarpunk could work as a utopian punk
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Eldraeverse is very heavily atompunk tho, this is an objective fact (edited)
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atom sure, '-punk' no.
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cyberpunk in particular has a backdrop of 'rapid technological change making ordinary people's lives worse due to entrenching inequality' and eldraeverse is the hard opposite of that in many ways.
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i.e. 'rapid technological change is good, it'll make people rich, and it'll make the rich extra super duper rich (which is awesome)'
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:28 PM
I mean... it seems billed as a Solarpunk, what with Eldrae society being supposed to be as close to perfect as can inhumanly be reached. Whether or not the future is totally conflict-less (it never is of course), the optimistic outlook definitely fits Solar's theme, at least in that regard. That being said aesthetically I'd put it closer to cyberpunk.
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Yeah, that's one of those psychological differences. Given the scenario in which I have $10e4 and Bob has $10e9 and the scenario in which I have $10e3 and so does Bob, a random eldrae will reliably pick the former.
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And if you do insist on sharing, pick the latter one and have you and Bob pool your money
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Still much more overall for each person
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 3:31 PM
I'm going to intrude to say IAC is a blend of rocketpunk and atompunk
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-Punk is definitely in full effect over there
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ALL HAIL OUR FRIEND THE ATOM
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:32 PM
ngl I prolly would too, I want more money
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@BizarroLand ♀ Rocketpunk is usually part of atompunk
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:32 PM
i don't really care about Bob
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The first rule of rational actor club is that you strikethrough rational actor club.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:36 PM
Darn it what is Rocketpunk
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The traditional cyberpunk aesthetic has way too much dirt.
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SPPAAAAAAAAACE
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@Unknown
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:36 PM
Just when I thought I knew all of them
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:36 PM
SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEE
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Humanity's future is in the stars, let's get off this rock
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:37 PM
FUCK YEAH
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I wanna go to spaaaaaaace
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me too
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VulpixFangirl 12/10/2020 3:37 PM
even though I may never live to see it
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zirc_concept_sad
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Usually featuring justified worship of Project Orion
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but then again I don't think 'atompunk/rocketpunk' deserves the 'punk' label either
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:38 PM
I mean Atompunk clearly has a theme going for it
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Fallout is clearly that
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"What if the 50s never ended"
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:39 PM
Yeah, basically. Most of the basic -punks are 'What if X Decade Didn't End'
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Most of them
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punk has an intrinsic element of sociopolitical critique, and eldrae would yeet you a fair distance for doing that.
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To be fair, the 50s aesthetic is pretty rad
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What -punks are 2010/2020 then?
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Just leave out the racism
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:40 PM
Solarpunk
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The decades starting then, I mean.
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2010s: Solarpunk
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:40 PM
Solarpunk is 2010s tech done to its logical extreme with an eco-friendly bent, ex. Overwatch
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2020s: Rocketpunk if Elon gets his way
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Raygun Gothic, perhaps, with a whiff of Crystal Spires and Togas. Apple meets Hugo Gernsback after both grew up in ancient Rome.
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on the subject of rocketpunk
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What would a cyberpunk story look like when you start cleaning out problematic things like racism and transphobia? Let's investigate. (A thread) 1/
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:41 PM
Going by the book cover, yeah, Raygun Gothic for sure
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y'all have a moment to worship our Lord and Savior Orion?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/10/2020 3:41 PM
What, the Orion drive?
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praise be
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Alternatively, a good way to picture the aesthetic is to imagine the world in which everything in architecture and and stylistics in general postdating Art Deco and Streamline Moderne was a horrible, horrible mistake that never happened.
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2020s: Rocketpunk if Elon gets his way
elon musk and spacex launching anything is not meaningfully counter-power in any way. To me, 'rocketpunk' would be more like Orion's Arm Backyarders
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this
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is true
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particularly as they're explicitly stated to be a response to government/megacorp authoritarianism (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/10/2020 3:55 PM
If I can interrupt for a second IAC's aesthetic is...
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It's, uh...
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sort of Art Deco if half the people behind Art Deco had grown up in Ancient Egypt and the other half grew up in Qing Dynasty China (edited)
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also while conversing with the people who made Shikkumen
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sdschildberg 12/10/2020 5:46 PM
Tech-punks get quite the refresh when you ask this question: “If the focus is on technology, why does it have to be Victorian England (replace as appropriate)”
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@Unknown yeah, i think it's moreso the overall aesthetic than tech specifically
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sdschildberg 12/10/2020 5:48 PM
Especially those tech-as-aesthetics that reach for the stars. Also lets you take the technological roads not traveled for all you orion cultists (edited)
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Love, Death, and Robots has an episode set in steampunk Hong Kong, but that's kind of Victorian England too.
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I wonder how an eldrae realising they want to transition would go. My first guess is 'pretty smoothly' and of course everyone there would be immediately respectful and probably throw a party once they stepped out of the medvat, but the process of realization might be a bit...long
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I don't think there would be a trans community at all considering a) reticence toward thinking in terms of 'identity groups', b) changing your sex/(gender if you wish) is normalized and a lot of cis-by-default people would do that too
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c) they just get on with their lives afterwards like any other cis person
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Deadnaming would probably get you beat up and/or mindzapped.
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it's not really a 'thing' over there
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gender is a fashion choice/preference, switching is akin to deciding to wear a different color hat.
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if you decide you really prefer a particular hat, well, you just stick with it.
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and names aren't gendered in the first place.
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The Empire's stances on gender and trans people before they invented all the bodyswapping technology would be interesting to learn about (edited)
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(well, they're vaguely gendered but those are more references to your parents than they are to you. And names are also really long and carry significant cultural value and are not changed lightly, but you and pick and choose parts of it to go by at any moment as you feel suits you.) (edited)
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also notable in that your preference is a preference; if you feel like you would rather be something else but it doesn't sit right with you, a quick trip to the psychdesigner can adjust that however you want. This is uh, probably a wise idea if you decide to try out, for instance, a codramaju shell. Unless you want to try adjusting to hearing spores and talking by merging brains on your own time.
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didn't quite realize.
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It's kind of hard for me to grasp that not being a big deal, even if I wish it wasn't. (edited)
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@Unknown don't worry about it
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society is currently absolutely awful to trans people
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i'm not lol
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it's kind of why I tend to seek out fiction that is very much centered on self-actualization wrt gender (edited)
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(the pink glasses support group, for one)
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(also I do cringe a bit when the dualsexed phenotype is referred to as 'herms' but that's because most actual intersex people consider that derogatory)
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The term "hermaphrodite" got narrowed down to mean individual organisms capable of both sperm and egg production in biology texts. Which intersex humans have never been proven capable of.
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Yeah, there it pretty much blends into society as a whole, as in, say, the Culture. Perhaps not a majority but certainly a plurality have spent at least some time a sex (and probably gender; at least part of that tends to come with the 'shell as part of the general non-dysmorphia interfacing) other than their original biological one, if only out of curiosity as to how the other maybe 40% lives. (Leaving aside neuter for the purposes of this statistic, since close to everyone has made use of a specialized-labor 'shell and no-one bothers to give those a sex, even if you could figure out how to make specifically-sexed bulldozers, fr'example.)
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The hard part is mostly for for visitors (especially visitors-for-the-purpose) from cultures more like ours, where for the person in question it's a major life decision, but for everyone around them, it's Tuesday.
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Yeah, there it pretty much blends into society as a whole, as in, say, the Culture. Perhaps not a majority but certainly a plurality have spent at least some time a sex (and probably gender; at least part of that tends to come with the 'shell as part of the general non-dysmorphia interfacing) other than their original biological one, if only out of curiosity as to how the other maybe 40% lives. (Leaving aside neuter for the purposes of this statistic, since close to everyone has made use of a specialized-labor 'shell and no-one bothers to give those a sex, even if you could figure out how to make specifically-sexed bulldozers, fr'example.)
the bulldozers things reminds me of that one Isabel Fall piece that got her cancelled
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(Names are kinda-sorta gendered, but it's trivial to convert them across genders by flipping a few bits in the ending, which makes it real easy to do so and have it be the same name. Pronouns, now -- Eldraeic has six third-person pronouns, probably easiest to long-form translate as "party of the first part" through "party of the sixth part", and none of which inflect for gender unless you add the appropriate optional affix to 'em - which along with various other possible affices is a convenience option if you want to help people remember who you're referring to.)
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(Names are kinda-sorta gendered, but it's trivial to convert them across genders by flipping a few bits in the ending, which makes it real easy to do so and have it be the same name. Pronouns, now -- Eldraeic has six third-person pronouns, probably easiest to long-form translate as "party of the first part" through "party of the sixth part", and none of which inflect for gender unless you add the appropriate optional affix to 'em - which along with various other possible affices is a convenience option if you want to help people remember who you're referring to.)
Interestingly enough, those people I know who are genderfluid enough to have that as a concern either use one name throughout, or two completely separate names, but i've seen that solution in the Rain comic)
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(Names are kinda-sorta gendered, but it's trivial to convert them across genders by flipping a few bits in the ending, which makes it real easy to do so and have it be the same name. Pronouns, now -- Eldraeic has six third-person pronouns, probably easiest to long-form translate as "party of the first part" through "party of the sixth part", and none of which inflect for gender unless you add the appropriate optional affix to 'em - which along with various other possible affices is a convenience option if you want to help people remember who you're referring to.)
I'm reminded of that tumblr post showing Google Translations of Turkish phrases that used a gender-neutral pronoun.
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the usual specifically 'dual-sexed' pronuns I've seen people use are sie/hir or shi/hir, but that's probably because i know a bunch of chakat furs lol
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I'm not sure how "shi" is supposed to be pronounced. I've seen some claim it's supposed to be "shay" but I listened to an audiobook once that just said it like "she".
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don't worry nobody knows either
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Re deadnaming - on the one hand, the way identities are formally handled there, it's customary to list every name you've ever used on your ID (with a little "discontinued" marker next to those you're no longer using) just because over a long enough life it can get confusing - particularly for historians - and the general custom is to refer to past-you by the name you were using at the time of reference. On the other hand, given the generally different history and culture thereabouts, it doesn't have the same sort of malicious-misnaming context that it has here. So, really, the first time it's likely to get a polite "Yes, I used to be X, but now I'm Y," escalating to "I'm sorry, are you suffering from memory fragmentation, or are you just stupid?", and thereafter to "Oh, you're trying to be insulting? How adorable. My second shall call upon you presently." (edited)
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(Oh, and I picked up the SFnal use of 'herm' from Bujold's Vorkosigan series, originally. As in that, in the 'verse it generally refers to the engineered fully-functional-in-both-respects sex - an ever-popular choice among those who want to have their cake and eat it, and please pardon the possible intepretations of that metaphor - and not to what would be considered intersex here and now.) (edited)
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ok that makes a lot more sense. Things like that are really a lot less malicious without the contexts of historical discrimination behind them...
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(still don't really like the word 'herm', but terms used to refer to that phenotype have an unfortunate tendency to get caught in the euphemism treadmill just because of how many people view such bodies and those of transfem people in general as only worthy of fetishism) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/10/2020 9:09 PM
It also helps that eldraeic society never had the ingrained sexism that humans have, because they have a lot less sexual dimorphism and a long history of women being equally capable of acts of violent death
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so less gender roles in the first place, and less "well clearly this one is inferior"
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still, representation is nice to have ;)
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Re deadnaming - on the one hand, the way identities are formally handled there, it's customary to list every name you've ever used on your ID (with a little "discontinued" marker next to those you're no longer using) just because over a long enough life it can get confusing - particularly for historians - and the general custom is to refer to past-you by the name you were using at the time of reference. On the other hand, given the generally different history and culture thereabouts, it doesn't have the same sort of malicious-misnaming context that it has here. So, really, the first time it's likely to get a polite "Yes, I used to be X, but now I'm Y," escalating to "I'm sorry, are you suffering from memory fragmentation, or are you just stupid?", and thereafter to "Oh, you're trying to be insulting? How adorable. My second shall call upon you presently." (edited)
even without the deprechated-name-list technological overlay system i'd think it would not be much of a problem do introduce the gender-connected-name-change, simply from the pratice of having names appropriate to situations/contexts. the current gender could/would be one of those contexts. "i am not man-me right now" would be functionally equivalent to "i am not work-me right now"
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I guess that would be a somewhat different way of thinking about gender to how trans people usually consider themselves
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e.g. I don't think I was ever "man-me", and everyone was simply under a misapprehension until that got sorted out.
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vs. a lot of cis people tend to approach it from the outside as 'oh they were one gender, they are now the other'
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in an environment with much less salient gender that might make more sense.
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And also, if someone has bad enough dysphoria such that they don't want to ever be retrospectively viewed as a wrong gender, that would proabably be caught fairly early on in life. Given the suggestion, the feelings of 'wait, hold up, I don't like the sexed characteristics I'm developing at puberty' could be identified and sorted out relatively easily.
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And therefore leaving not much of a life history to have to redact.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 3:12 AM
I suspect trans people are also less common, because modern eldrae use exowombs. It's currently thought that "brain sex" and "genital shape" are set during two hormonal surges in the womb, and biological fluctuations can cause the mismatch.
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That too.
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I suspect trans people are also less common, because modern eldrae use exowombs. It's currently thought that "brain sex" and "genital shape" are set during two hormonal surges in the womb, and biological fluctuations can cause the mismatch.
assuming that the eldrae even have that same quirk
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 12:38 PM
considering that a variety of mammals do? I would be surprised if that got edited out by the Precursors
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breaking news: precursors are transphobic
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 12:41 PM
one of the pieces of evidence for the 'uterine hormones' hypothesis is experiments artificially injecting hormones into the womb and then seeing what behaviours the lab animal displayed at maturity. I'm trying to remember what it was, it wasn't a rat but another rodent. And the female-bodied animal was using male-typical courtship displays despite having normal testosterone levels.
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breaking news: precursors are transphobic
ehh, the less people have horrible dysphoria the better in my book
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Morgrim Moon
considering that a variety of mammals do? I would be surprised if that got edited out by the Precursors
are the eldrae mammals in any genetically relevant sense?
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blood based on a completely different mechanism? symbiotes based on a different biochemistry? is there any word of god on their genetic origins?
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 12:50 PM
they're direct descendents of… well, a few different lineages, but at least some kind of hominid
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because i'd think hey'd be very different from anything we have except on superficial levels
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 12:50 PM
like Earth hominid
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they're spliced to hell and back but still fairly mammalian
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ok
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then they may still have that quirk
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:V
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it would be amusing if birth sex was determined by temperature, yes.
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@Overmind Do eldrae still have X/Y chromosomes?
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The people demand to know!
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Considering they're about 60% greenlife, yes and no?
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To spin implementation details out of the author-reserves-the-right-to-have-a-better-idea mistcanon, yes, but also Z and N.
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(XX is female, XY is male, XZ is herm, XN is neuter. All other combinations invoke the carefully designed apoptosis sequence added to the X chromosome to prevent genetic oopsen.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:03 PM
so the other 4 viable human sexes are off the table?
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(yes, Homo sapiens technically has six healthy viable karotypes. But since we only have two clear genital combos, most people who have the uncommon ones never realise)
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:04 PM
I had a draft a while back for a species where the sex chromosomes were additive. So you could have the following "conventional" combinations: MM male FF female MF hermaphrodite
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I wonder if it's better as two separate on/off switches vs the 'one or the other' development humans typically have
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:05 PM
I ran a numerical sim on this, and it turns out about 60% of the population would be hermaphroditic, with a 90% fertility rate for random pairings.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:05 PM
with humans the plumbing messes up when you try for everything. Understandably considering the late urethra/vagina split
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right.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:06 PM
Didn't really put too much thought into the hardware implementation on that though :V
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:06 PM
(also if you want weird, look at kangaroo flyer genitals. If you want elaboration let me know and I'll jump into #random )
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though of course, phallus-sparing vaginoplasty is becoming a thing now.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:08 PM
the musculature is still a hindrance when it comes to "install everything", even with surgery. Also I'm not sure how you'd handle the gonads? Since how overies and how testes make gametes is different enough that you'd NEED two sets, you can't switch as desired. Or at least not without a prolonged (2+ months) change over, clownfish-style
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(or at least one of each lol)
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@Morgrim Moon Hm. Karyotype linky?
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i mean, if you are redesigning stuff to be easily switchable, why not just have both (if in a dormant state)?
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That could work.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:10 PM
oh glug, I'd need to find an online source that isn't silly infographics. And/or dig out my uni text books and photograph the relevant pages
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:10 PM
maybe oviparity (is that the right form of the word? :V) would make the physiological implementation a bit easier
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lol, the idea of egg-laying would be hilarious if contradicting everything that has already been said about gestation
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Technically, in the 'verse, there is a hermaphromorph clade that is designed for switching back and forth, but in the general case, maintaining multiple 'shells and crossloading when desired is easier and quicker. (Plus, hermaphromorphism is metabolically expensive, relatively speaking.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:13 PM
useful when you have a highly dispersed population, not so much in cities
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(The quick search suggests that the people counting viable karyotypes are including Turner's and Kleinfelter's, both of which come with a variety of unpleasant side-effects that I'm pretty sure they wouldn't count as "healthy", or at least not in the eyes of the CEB.)
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(The CEB standard, a quick reminder, being that you can improve above baseline, but not go below it except for [complicated rules regarding trade-offs, like being able to give up breathing air in exchange for breathing water]. So.)
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Yeah, that part tends to make me more uncomfortable with the setting if only because of the long history of human 'eugenics' being used in oppressive and dumb ways.
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Damn Nazis ruin everything.
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Sweetie BOT 12/11/2020 1:24 PM
Hitler ended up in a ditch covered in petrol on fire...so, that's fun. And that's funny. Because he was a mass-murdering fuckhead!
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:25 PM
Bear ye witness: Genics cannot be eu if the mechanism is murder.
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From an outside perspective, I admit, one of the reasons I like having that is as a reminder that, despite history's fine collection of fascists, racists, and morons having abused the concept, there's not anything wrong per se with the idea of trying to ensure that people come into existence healthy, happy, and capable. (As a person whose depression almost certainly has a genetic component, I am very much against letting those particular genes continue to express themselves and make their hapless carriers have to fight a lifelong war against their own neurochemistry.)
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hell it was even before that. I listened to a podcast on the Buck v. Bell case and that was um...someone being sterilized for 'sexual promiscuity' which was a way for her family members to hide the fact she had been raped
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Yeah, that part people can generally agree upon even if the line to draw is very fraught at times.
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And, yeah, their law is extremely clear that as soon as someone does exist, that comes with all rights appertaining to personhood, all other considerations irrelevant. You can muck about with genes beforehand all you like, but once they're instantiated in a person, they're that person's business and no-one else's.
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and less social prejudice meaning that no, 'prostitution and immorality' do not meet the aforementioned standards.
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this might veer dangerously towards politics, but what is their cutoff for "person who isn't developed enough to make their own decisions yet (child)" vs "collection of cells that will become a person (embyro)" The politics coming from the fact that this distinction is important for abortion, but that's not really a thing over there for other reasons so ignore that
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And the sort of annoying pickiness that is likely to result in "okay, show me the genes for immorality, then". You can't filter out what you can't see.
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could they fix up the genetics of someone before they're born/shortly after they're born? It's more practical to spot genetic issues in that time period with middletech
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Well, it was back in ancient and antique days, anyway. Now, bear in mind that this is based on Minovsky cog-sci and as such may bear very little resemblance to reality, but for legal purposes, their definition of personhood based on "when are the brain structures that are essential to support sophont function formed", as they can safely say that before then, not-a-person, but after that, can't be sure.
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That standard, using assorted in-world assumptions, sets legal personhood around week 14 of pregnancy, equivalent to around week 12 in humans.
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makes sense
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:39 PM
okay, I found some of my old notes at least. And yes, the "6 viable" is including XXY (Klinefelter) and XO (Turner), but excluding 6 karyotypes as genetic illnesses. The definition of 'viable' vs 'disease' used seems to be that a combo is viable if 1) humans with it can be expected to live to adulthood without significant impairment and 2) it is possible for humans with it to produce healthy offspring, although the human with it may have lowered fertility While Klinefelter can turn out quite badly, not all people with it suffer side effects; I'm still a little dubious if it fits as an illness or not.
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again, these lines are hard to draw.
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and being overbroad can of course shape society to a narrow conception of what the people in power desire it to be, rather than any sort of objective standard if such a thing even exists.
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and doubly so when advanced technology is able to compensate for many aspects of disability.
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(simple example: eyeglasses)
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from reading about Klinefelter, one thing in particular does make me wary
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things along the lines of "Intelligence is usually normal; however, reading difficulties and problems with speech are more common."
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At some point I should write something covering the evolution of eyeglasses from prosthetic through fashion item to technical accessory.
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which is science speak for "THE BRAIN IS REALLY COMPLICATED AND THERE'S PROBABLY SOMETHING WRONG BUT THE BEST WE CAN DO IS MEASURE HOW LONG IT TAKES SOMEONE TO READ A PARAGRAPH"
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:47 PM
yes, but on the other hand some disabilities you CAN compensate for but you shouldn't HAVE TO compensate for. And the people with said disabilities are the first to say "if you can cure me do it, if you can prevent kids being born with this do so"
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and it bugs me when 'advocates' are saying this is a bad and evil view to have
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Ehh, there's a lot of differences of opinion from what I see.
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It's at least possible that some of those people are ultimately (via assorted lawsuits) responsible for why felony dysgenesis is on the books there .
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:49 PM
fuck off to those people, my malformed organs are bad and evil and said conditions absolutely need to be wiped from the gene pool
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:49 PM
my deuteranomaly is far too much fun when arguing with people about matters of color to give up
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(purple is a hoax! the government is lying to you! wake up!)
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the question of 'what counts as an acceptable tradeoff' also has no clear answer.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:50 PM
admittedly that time we were all trying to figure out why you were reading the infograph weirdly was pretty funny, until the "aha right we're all idiots" moment
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0111narwhalz
(purple is a hoax! the government is lying to you! wake up!)
As someone without deuteranomaly
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Purple was made up
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:51 PM
wait which infographic is this? V:
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But then, the whole question of reproductive rights there is pretty much going to offend the heck out of humans here , inasmuch as it comes right out and says "No, the people you are about to create have rights of their own, and that means you can't have an unlimited right to create new sophonts without taking those into account, sorry. Not happening."
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After all, if one values consistency and are willing to accept the argument that irresponsibly creating and raising AIs, or pets, or Abomination of Biological Science (tm) is wrong, then you more or less have to accept the argument that natural children are not a special case . (And so deserve the same protection from irresponsible and incompetent creators.)
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to me the creepiest aspect though is how they may well use 'objective' standards of disability to create a fairly narrow normal phenotype, where any deviation from that norm gets disallowed.
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My primary opposition to prenatal genetic screening centers around Autism Speaks and their “oh these poor parents” narrative.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:54 PM
also the very justified "no you can't control them just because you made them", "no you can't assault them and call it discipline", and "no you can't cut bits off their body or poke holes in them without a very good MEDICAL reason"
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@Morgrim Moon Word.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:55 PM
yeah, that was the map in question
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Grumble Trying to make us feel sympathy for parents who toss their autistic kids off bridges.
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@Unknown Yeah, that's one of the reasons why I wouldn't trust humans to do this (or, largely, its equivalents wrt other beings). Peer-norming is a helluva drug.
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exactly
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 1:56 PM
I suppose one advantage the eldrae had was that in the era where the relevant norms were getting established, they needed every warm body they could get, so their view of "acceptable" was pretty broad, by human terms.
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Now, there's response to autism, as with other beneficial-and-not genetic conditions, was "Okay, how do we tune this to the optimax? And is there a way to get only the good part? FOR SCIENCE!"
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I don't think anyone would claim that was a bad thing
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 1:58 PM
also if you pissed anyone off hard enough they'd fry you with their mind beams, irrespective of how desirable you think they are
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Now, there's response to autism, as with other beneficial-and-not genetic conditions, was "Okay, how do we tune this to the optimax? And is there a way to get only the good part? FOR SCIENCE!"
Okay, the comorbids like anxiety, depression, and Ehlers-Danlos I could live without.
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Heh. That, and just finding it really, really hard to think in those terms, but yeah.
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my concern was more 'would they breed out the people who were slightly less hot on the propertarianism' but one's opinions are not a genetically determined thing to begin with.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:00 PM
yeah that's more eumemetics
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also I might just be biased toward thinking the space elves are not as objective as they claim to be.
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dysmemetics , thank you. 😋
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thunk
also I might just be biased toward thinking the space elves are not as objective as they claim to be.
i see you've been listening to vonesian propaganda, filthy traitor
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Heh.
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I will admit that the Empire grosses me out to an extent. But they're not as bad as the Commonality of Mindjammer.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 2:04 PM
they seem to be oriented towards function. Is a condition a solid advantage in some circumstances? Does it not prevent basic functioning in society? Excellent we want to keep it. Which puts autism in an odd spot, because you get that shorthand "functioning vs nonfunctioning" situations. I have a family member in his thirties with less ability to care for himself than a toddler. That's bad and desperately needs fixing. But a large chunk of the world's programmers are autistic. That's great and needs retaining.
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also function by itself vs. function with appropriate resources and supports.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:05 PM
The Empire isn't necessarily designed to be a utopia, as I understand it. Or at least only a utopia for a particular kind of soph.
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of course
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:05 PM
Some squick is expected and possibly even desirable.
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And, y'know, they don't claim to be perfectly objective. But they do claim to be trying real hard.
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 2:06 PM
I mean, look at the Sargas clan. A whole family of known sociopaths! A well established family, with many notable members in various government functions where being a cold killer is an advantage (mostly of the "if you do x we send General Sargas after you" nature XD)
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:06 PM
("desirable" as in "pursuant to the narrative goals")
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I kind of suspect that the "math before socializing" development pattern common to autistics would be neurotypical for eldrae.
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And, y'know, they don't claim to be perfectly objective. But they do claim to be trying real hard.
mhm. They're smart enough to understand that at some point it's all judgement calls. And say 'here's the relevant data behind our decision, you're free to disagree though'
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ObWriter: If you're not disturbing people at least somewhat, are you really saying something worth saying?
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Also, I think their perspective on "appropriate resources and supports" for the blind, say, would be that the most appropriate support would be working eyes . I mean, obviously there need to be other resources and supports for the blind before we can deliver working eyes for all, that goes without saying, but fundamentally for all problems of the class 'X does not work', the ultimate solution is 'make X work'. Selah.
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Also, I think their perspective on "appropriate resources and supports" for the blind, say, would be that the most appropriate support would be working eyes . I mean, obviously there need to be other resources and supports for the blind before we can deliver working eyes for all, that goes without saying, but fundamentally for all problems of the class 'X does not work', the ultimate solution is 'make X work'. Selah.
And before they had reliable neural interfaces?
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Morgrim Moon 12/11/2020 2:11 PM
seeing-eye bandals?
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An interesting contrast with the Korps version. Where there's a blind character whose support is that their sensorium was hooked up to the RCG monitoring interfaces. (edited)
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Yep. Among a wide variety of approaches. I'm sure they had people working on, say, personal sonar sets. Or haptic-interface proximity sensors. Or... well, pretty much insert idea here.
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Cloned eyeball transplants, for that matter. Neural growth factors selectively applied to the occipital lobe. Self-reading books. Smart streets and corridors with inbuilt audio guidance systems.
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0111narwhalz 12/11/2020 2:15 PM
the spirit of mad engineering has a long history among the eldrae
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That's some accomodating infrastructure. Wonder how they justified the expense.
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or the slightly simpler version, tactile pavement.
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thunk
or the slightly simpler version, tactile pavement.
Well the main issue with that is shoes.
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Often, because you can also sell it as a quality of life improvement to everyone else.
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If you look at it right - and they're pretty good at this - you too can turn helping people into a profit center, because just think of all the spin-off applications!
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(Some of this stuff is really basic, too. Like the Uniglyphics sign-language for pictographic glyphs, used on warning and informational signs. It doesn't just standardize symbols and colors, but things like chime-equivalents for warning signs so they're just as clear for people for whom sight is not the primary sense.
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...which, coincidentally, also helps people in the dark and who are just looking the other way, even though that's not its main intended purpose.)
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Well the main issue with that is shoes.
i found the tactile elements on trainstations very noticable even in my 2cm sole army boots, so can't really confirm?
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gotta love health insurance that covers acupuncture and not transition care.
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"Basically, 'Divine Exhalation of Sur-Dodeciad Pearls' is poetic martials-arts talk for 'Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.'"
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Glad I wasn't drinking my apple cider when I read that.
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“This, for example, is a pi-meter. It measures changes to the value of pi, or other fundamentals of the shape of space-time.” “And that one?” “It’s a pie-meter.” “...” “It measures the distance in space and time to the nearest pie.” “...” “I missed lunch, okay?” (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/14/2020 3:41 PM
When you gotta eat you gotta eat
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the second one is far more shiny ontotech than the first one
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Morgrim Moon 12/14/2020 9:09 PM
and almost certainly leads to "is [x] a sandwich?" type debates, except with pie
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And the first one measures the local gravity field under normal circumstances
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(and under non-normal circumstances, serves as a 'HERE BE DRAGONS' warning sign)
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which is good, because while i'm not quite sure what exactly happens to normal objects when they walk into notably non-euclidean geometry, i'm pretty sure it will be something like spaghettification Since, yknow. That's what sphagettification is.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 10:27 AM
TIL Eldraeverse viruses are sapient (maybe)! I very much want to hear their story...
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 11:54 AM
Nah, that's a more or less conventional soph with the rank of Virus.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 12:01 PM
Oooooohhhhhh.
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Which soph?
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Are they an Eldrae? A doggo? One of those badass armored wolves?
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 12:10 PM
Unspecified.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 12:11 PM
So what I'm hearing is it could be a badass armored wolf
12:11
ok
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/16/2020 12:32 PM
Huh. So it's like... a military rank? (edited)
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Or a rank of sentience?
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Oorrr?
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0111narwhalz 12/16/2020 12:33 PM
A military rank. I recommend you read the snip again.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/16/2020 12:33 PM
Oh I didn't in full, let me see... (edited)
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Ooohh, pffft, my mistake.
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I thought I made a wrong assumption somewhere.
12:35
Anyway, modeling militaries after the immune system. Reminds me a lot of the Combine from Half Life. Any influence from it in that decision?
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i mean, the Combine do a lot right
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they're just, yknow, evil.
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they utilize local technology and resources, sprinkling in their own tech to keep things together as necessary. They use robotics and non-soph cyborgs for fighting and general automation. They relentlessly take advantage of new ideas and discoveries - a lot of their cyborgs were actual creatures from Xen that they modified. They think of the details; propaganda, reproductive suppression, subtle mind-altering chemicals in the water and just plain oppression by force. They're creatively oppressive. I mean, they conquered and effectively ruled a planet for two decades with a initial conflict that lasted 7 hours, and continuing support that amounted to maybe a dozen of their personnel remaining on the planet at any time.
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You can do worse for inspiration on how to do things. You can't do much worse for inspiration on what to do, though.
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Question: how long do eldrae children take to reach physical and/or mental maturity?
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 4:14 PM
Ooooh yes I have that question too!
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And how soon are they embedded with the brain interfaces and such?
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I assumed something similar to fantasy immortal races for that. Also, assuming unmodified developmental process (not speed-grown).
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 4:43 PM
I assoooom 25 years or more
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as I understand, it's also hilghly individual
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:54 PM
Individual?
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they don't really have our thing of everyone at a certain age being presumed-mature and everyone under it presumed immature
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:55 PM
Don't they have like physical maturity tho?
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as in when someone's family deems them sufficiently educated/mature/ready to take on the responsiblities of adulthood, they are gradually granted such
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well yes.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:55 PM
Like at some point humans' brains are mature
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Oh wow
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So theoretically someone could be considered an adult, get a job, buy a house etc. at like 14?
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(and the tort insurers approve)
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:55 PM
I can think of some teens who would love that
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maybe, but it would be unlikely.
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it's like those people who start college at 14, they exist but they're rare
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as for the brain interfaces, I'm pretty sure they're installed at or before birth even.
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they at least do grow up with them (and serve as the primary social partner of kids, alongside their family members and House)
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 6:58 PM
So every baby has undiluted access to the internet
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it's like those people who start college at 14, they exist but they're rare
BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 7:00 PM
I feel called out. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 7:01 PM
No its because I went into college at 13
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/16/2020 7:01 PM
It wasn't really a good thing imo
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 7:01 PM
Whoaaaaa
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That's cool and also I believe that it wasn't good
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Which school? (If you're comfortable with sharing)
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I was gonna go early but I decided against it. It was more my parents' suggestion than my idea
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And I am so glad I didn't go early
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Because even at 18 it wrecked me
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2020 9:08 PM
there's a fic where someone gets granted adulthood by their house at 15. Keep in mind though, that their solar years may not match our solar years + they use exowombs that 'birth' kids with a slightly higher state of development (closer to early toddler, not raw infant), so you can't make a one-to-one comparison to humans
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 9:26 PM
Ooooo you got a link? 👀
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2020 9:35 PM
Cathál i-sered-Ríëlle was nervous, and she tried hard not to let it show. There was no reason to be so, she knew – sure, Cathál, and that’s what all those who failed of Acceptance first time around…
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Rite of Passage: Technically, the only universal rite of passage in the Empire (of course, there are also non-universal ones, like the Rite of Acceptance into your House used among the eldrae, seen…
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 9:39 PM
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Wow. I love how Cathal says at the end deny her at your peril
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Badass
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Technically, not really a rank. The author's just speaking metaphorically, as what do immune systems usually fight?
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As for physiological maturation, in the same sense as human physiological maturation is complete around 17-19, eldrae physiological maturation is complete around 22-24, proportional to the differing gestational period. That's not a 1:1 correspondence - early development is a little faster than ours, and it slows down at the end.
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(As for differences in years, their year is 333 1/3 days long rather than 365 1/4, but those days are also 26 of our hours long, so a 23-year-old by their calendar is a 22.73-year-old by ours. Not really significant.)
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It usually takes a little longer for physiological stabilization - i.e., the point at which the immortality kicks in to the point at which you appear to stop aging - which mostly happens somewhere in the 25-35 range of apparent ages.
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(As for legal majority- well, rather than assuming that everyone of a given age is competent by default, the whole self-signed-tort-insurance standard is designed to ensure that you're considered competent when you actually are . If you are unusually precocious, mature, and stable, you can be handed the full set of rights that go along with majority at an arbitrarily young age. Of course, the flip side of that is that if you're unusually backward, immature, or unstable, entire decades may go by and you still won't have reached legal majority.)
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 10:41 PM
Ahhhhh thanks for clearing up!
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Neural laces, meanwhile these days, grow along with the brain thanks to symbiotic nanocytes, which is much easier (and leads to more fluent use) than implanting one at a later date. They don't start out with all the functionality straight away, though, especially because some of it easily qualifies as mortally dangerous. (Example: you probably shouldn't be able to delete large chunks of your emotional feedback systems just because they're making you feel bad right now.) So it's very carefully designed to unlock functionality slowly as you appear in cognitive and self-discipline terms ready to have access to it.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 10:50 PM
What is their full functionality? What's it like to have one?
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BluejayHurricane 12/16/2020 10:51 PM
I mean, the entire verse is basically answering the question of what it means to be post human. But an expanded WOG answer is good too.
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those answers, of course, are YMMV.
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Well, now, that's a very big question. On one level, it does everything a virtual interface implant and implanted computer can do. So all the usual network functions -- PDA, media player, memeweave browser, alarm clock/calendar, positioning and map system, address book, advanced calculator, file storage system, search engine, social networking client, messaging program, telephone, and notepad). It manages the user’s augmented reality/virtual reality input and can run any software desired (basic v-tag clients, facial recognition, sense-filter, and encryption software is included by default). It also processes slink data, acting as both upslink and downslink, allowing the user to experience other people’s recorded memories, and also allowing the user to share their own slink-formatted sensory input with others in real-time. It manages your PAN (personal-area network), including in-body network, so you can run of your personal devices and/or implants (including medical diagnostics, for example) with it, and indeed run biologic programs affecting body functionality. It's a synnoetic system, so you can use its processing power directly to think with. Using that calculator, for example, is like doing mental arithmetic if you happen to be one of the world's very few lightning calculators. And pretty much any data that is known, you can know just by remembering it (mnemonesis). That includes downloading skillsets and other forms of tachydidaxis, should you have a sudden need to know kung fu. It includes the Universal, so it's also a universal identifier and conveys your personal preferences to essentially every device and environment you interact with. And usually it runs your muse , who is your personal companion AI who can take care of all manner of PA and concierge-like tasks for you. With particular efficiency, due to literally living in your head and knowing everything you might want without you having to ask for it. (edited)
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And then there's the dangerous part, which is the full-function mind redaction and self-editing system.
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Whose capacity for self-improvement is only matched by its capacity for self-destruction, but hey, we're all grown-ups here and hopefully anyone stupid enough to delete their own personality will not have been too stupid to make a backup first .
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:07 PM
Has anyone indeed been that stupid? 👀
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the Korps RCGs probably do a lot of similar things but that's because wanting mind state editing technology is a fucking mood and a half. (edited)
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:08 PM
(I am of course excluding suicide)
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(I mean like has someone accidentally deleted themselves)
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(out of recklessness or stupidity)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/16/2020 11:09 PM
“Deleting System.32 will make your pc run a lot faster”
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Over enough time and with a high enough population, it's probably inevitable. The majority of problem cases, though, involve more subtle forms of self-destruction.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:13 PM
Like deleting core memories without deleting your entire personality?
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Even more subtle than that. The sort of thing I'm thinking of --
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Okay, in the Golden Oecumene trilogy (another big inspiration of mine), we hear the story of two characters who, when they were younger, exchanged personality templates for a while to know each other better.
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One of them decided that he'd rather be the other than himself.
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He never came back from that.
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That sort of thing.
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a bit too much blending with each other, or you changing to the point of unrecognizability of yourself
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But there is an almost infinite number of possible ways to destroy your sense of reality. You can program yourself so that your dreams are as real as the waking world and the waking world no more than a dream, for example.
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Magic can be psychologically harmful for similar reasons.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:18 PM
Ooooohhhhh my goshhh
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There are thought-viruses that can solve a hunger for success by wiping away your standards of valuation and ability to self-critique, such that everything you do seems a magnificent creation or heroic deed, and quietly eliminates all contradictory evidence in a wash of false memories and self-sustaining sophistries.
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'accidentally instantiating a malevolent entity in your head' probably being another failure case.
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One of the more notorious recreational drugs - although a rare one, since most dealers prefer to sell more than one dose - is a prototype nanoweapon that rewires the motivational areas of the brain to experience literally every situation as meaningful and filled with spiritual significance.
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that sounds like a coma with extra steps
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i can see why they wouldn't sell it much
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Which has a few small problems, inasmuch as there's no point in doing anything when everything is as marvelous as everything else. Users starve to death because hunger is as fulfilling, meaningful, and destined as eating. Survival rates without near-total medical support are very low indeed.
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that sounds more like schizophrenia tbh, or at least a far more extreme version...
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And then you get things like aumbril and thanachav, in their software forms: https://eldraeverse.com/2020/03/01/front-effects/
While perfection is our delight, perfection is also profoundly dangerous where it interacts with imperfection. In the world of pharmacology, this principle is best represented by two particular dru…
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So, yeah. You are free to do anything to yourself, and while the Guardians of Our Harmony do intervene in various ways in cases of pernicious irrationalism, what you do to your mind is largely between you and your mind. After all, it's yours .
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:30 PM
Given how horrifying my night terrors can be, making your dreams reality sounds like torture.
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I wouldn't be surprised at people screwing up their minds just out of curiosity too. Especially when the technology was still emerging.
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more mundanely, stirring up old traumas one has experienced, in ways one is not ready to deal with...
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:34 PM
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Yeah, this is why in general getting low-level with this sort of thing is left to qualified & bonded iatropsychists, professional sophotechnologists, and well-tested cognitive software. Like so many other empowering technologies, "understand it before you fuck with it" ain't just the rule, it's also a good idea.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:35 PM
I've even done stuff like that without the mind-computers
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that's kind of what psychotherapy attempts to do, in a sense.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:35 PM
Ohh interesting. Does that mean that ordinary folks can't mind-edit?
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Crudely, because we know ch*rp-all about the brain.
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VulpixFangirl 12/16/2020 11:36 PM
Or that they mostly just choose not to?
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/16/2020 11:36 PM
Quick guess:
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They could probably do it with about them same efficacy that we could modify our own iPhones. Some people can do it more than others but you need training for really do it.
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thats close, i think - you can mod your own iPhone all you want, but you'd probably need a tutorial just to figure out how to root it, nevermind start uploading custom code you created yourself, or spending hundreds of hours writing the modificatiosn you want, etc
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doing it yourself is akin to deciding, nah, you don't like any current operating systems, you're going to write one from scratch
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They can , insofar as they have the access, but don't generally get down into the details of tweaking this motivation here, that set of neural weightings there, those memory cross-links yonder, all of that, because that's a serious technical specialty. But fortunately, those specialists have provided entire ranges of user-friendly software for home memory editing, skill downloads, situational subpersonalities, gnostic overlays, etc., etc., which takes care of all the finicky details and usually has warning signs and self-checkers to prevent you from doing serious and/or permanent damage to yourself.
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could you do it? yes.
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could you find a better and easier solution by combining and/or modifying pre-existing OSes, getting you what you want with less effort by taking advantage of the pre-existing work done by others? Also yes.
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So, yes, but it's a hell of a lot of work to achieve something that you could probably buy much more easily, and requires operating without a safety net in a very real sense.
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yep, as well as sets of safe practices and APIs and guide rails.
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similarly, while you could get rid of a pesky cigarette addiction by opening up the mental equivalent of wordpad and watching DIY guides on the memeweave until your visual cortex aches, it's far easier to shell out $20 and buy a patch from a professional
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it saves you time even accounting for earning the money, its higher quality and less likely to break something, etc
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(You can be pretty sure that the company selling HealthyEater 2.4 has caught all the bugs that, for example, caused users to have incapacitating panic attacks at the sight of sugar-like powders; hacking your own aversive diet routines has no such guarantees, and this is definitely the sort of thing you want to catch before you try it in vivo .)
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(in other words, they use capitalism for a reason; just outsource the labor instead of doing it yourself, it's more efficient for everyone.)
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(Let's draw a discreet veil quietly over the assorted failure modes of homebrew sexuality hacks.)
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(Oh, the things I could write about the issues caused when this technology got into the hands of civilizations with lower professional and ethical standards. Noodle incident: that time a League sophotechnics studio decided it could develop a downloadable sex skill by training a neural network on a million hours of porn InVids.)
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(let me guess - it went well until they realized that, hey, said videos are fictionalized, and so you will very much not get useful skills for reality via imitation?)
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(this realization quite possibly coming after the product hit the market, of course.)
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oh god, nematode brains
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 4:02 AM
Yeah, that's like training a self driving car using action movies; I've noticed an astonishing number of people don't realise porn is faked. Like deceptive camera angles, stunt doubles, and outright special effects
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If you're "downloading" skills I'd go with something more like a parallel nervous system controlled by a dumb AI. "Skillwires" type thing.
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(Oh, the things I could write about the issues caused when this technology got into the hands of civilizations with lower professional and ethical standards. Noodle incident: that time a League sophotechnics studio decided it could develop a downloadable sex skill by training a neural network on a million hours of porn InVids.)
For a minute there I thought you were going to say "government-enforced heterosexuality."
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(Let's draw a discreet veil quietly over the assorted failure modes of homebrew sexuality hacks.)
BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2020 8:40 AM
It's no use, the veil has already been ripped away in my imagination! AAAAAAAAA (edited)
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For a minute there I thought you were going to say "government-enforced heterosexuality."
Jade Nekotenshi 12/17/2020 9:16 AM
I mean, I bet some wag somewhere has done, but everyone thought of that! A psychomod that turns you into a buggy pornomancer, though? That's more interesting!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2020 9:16 AM
buggy
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pornomancer
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sounds like a recipe for body horror/unfortunate injuries
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pick one or both
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gegnome: the tiny fae that lives in your DNA.
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(Also the starring character in an award-winning series of educational InVids.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2020 10:53 AM
most people's gegnomes are drunk assholes (edited)
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t. someone with OCD (edited)
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gregnome: the genome of a bri*ish person
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For a minute there I thought you were going to say "government-enforced heterosexuality."
I was aiming for acts of stupid, not acts of evil.
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(Not like the Galians wouldn't be all about that sort of thing, though, except that it might reduce the public stonings too much.)
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"aw man, stoning saturday got canceled again!"
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help help file: an upload imprisoned in an externally-controllable environment.
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If you're "downloading" skills I'd go with something more like a parallel nervous system controlled by a dumb AI. "Skillwires" type thing.
Problem is that that doesn't teach you the skill; you're being puppeted by an AI that knows the skill. Which is cheaper, easier to implement, and a little quaint, but much less functional.
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also doesnt really help with cross utilisation of the skill
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it does have it's uses, though - human (and many other soph's) mind architecture is single-threaded. You can't effectively focus on multiple separate tasks at once.
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but having a optional AI puppeteer (a.k.a. getting the right software package for you muse) is very handy if you want to, say, kung-fu a group of ninjas while trying to figure out how to fix the reactor core before you crash into a planet (edited)
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(alternatively you could just run two forks, but that does require more resources) (edited)
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In era present, single-threaded cognition is... very very quaint.
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isn't multithreading rather a big change? "Rebuild the foundational architecture of your mind from near-scratch" big?
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:01 PM
they've already done that though
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they've upgraded it substantially, and rebuilding isn't off the table; it just seems like one of those changes substantial enough that you stand a good chance of officially becoming a different person afterwards
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Also, the human mind isn't single-threaded. The narrative thread of consciousness is (appears to be) single-threaded, but the mind is a whole mess of cooperating actors running in parallel. (edited)
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that's sort of what i mean. That's the term, thread of consciousness - I kept thinking of teleological thread but that isn't quite right.
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but that makes multi-threading difficult because everything is built around that single-threaded consciousness. That's the metric most people use to define one person.
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so you can add in more - but that's forking with hardware timesharing. Or you can get rid of it or alter it to be less one track, which is a big change to a core part of identity.
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As I believe has come up before, their consensus on that point is that that's a silly-assed metric to use.
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single 'person' might not be the right word, maybe single 'individual'?
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two forks can be the same person, but if you ask one of them to remember a address and then you go on a road trip with the other, you're not gonna find where you're going (unless they reintegrated partially/wholly or have memory-sharing system of some sort set up)
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:09 PM
doing two things at once doesn't require two consciousness threads
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two forks can work together, but they're not integrated. You can focus on two tasks but you can't cross-share or dynamically allocate focus or anything like that.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:09 PM
e.g. walking and chewing bubblegum
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Which is why this isn't a fork. It's spawning a second thread in the same process.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:10 PM
now it is true that humans are kinda shite at multitasking in general… but that's probably more related to memory recall and expensive context switching and general architectural cruft
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It has its own stack, metaphorically speaking (items-on-current-memory-stack), but shares the same heap (memories), handles, etc., etc.
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There is no need to share or sync memories, because you're running off the same memory. Etc. It's just that you can now think 2, or 3, or n thoughts at once.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:12 PM
can you hold a conversation while driving? then you have achieved multithreaded cognition
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(both of those are highly complex tasks requiring a great deal of computation)
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(which we handle by task-switching poorly)
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@ narwhalz i was under the impression that (baseline) conscious multitasking is really more rapid switching of focus. Uncounscious multitasking is when a subagent can handle a task all on its own, and that's what you see with, say, walking. @ cerebrate Doesn't memory need to be at least nominally sequential? Which is part of what makes reintegrating forks so difficult - you have to combine two memory threads into one.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:14 PM
also you can probably ask thunkii about multiple consciousnesses running on one brain
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Human memory's primarily associative, at best only secondarily time-bound.
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i was under the impression that they can only have one active at once, which avoids the memory problem
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:14 PM
Not from what I understand. If you can hold a conversation with your headmates you're presumably running more than one at a time.
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if switching can occur as fast as a typical person can switch conscious focus (potentially several times a second) there's not much stopping a conversation, except perhaps less time to think while the other person is talking and you're paused
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Now, the primary problem with reintegrating fork memories is cross-links. Like A was having tea, and A' was running from a bear, so later A remembers having tea with a bear. This happens because the causal binding on the relevant memory chains is the same at both ends, which causes confusion. In most cases the consciousness-threads, on the other hand, are having the same experiences even if they're paying attention to different parts of them. That's practically self-integrating.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:17 PM
Internal diagnostics seem to suggest that all consciousnesses are running simultaneously. We do not have external diagnostics to countermand this observation.
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@ cerebrate hmm, i guess if it's associative then you could have multiple threads of consciousness. I still feel like you'd run into a lot of issues with simultaneous access of sub agents though. Though, as a matter of preference and not possibility, i would prefer proper dynamic allocation - multithreading has many of the same limitations as single-threading as per focusing on tasks - it's all or nothing, which can be wasteful or result in boredom for minor tasks.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:21 PM
are you concerned about race conditions?
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to use a analogy that only partially holds up on the technical side - single threaded computer programs are easy. Multi-threaded computer programs will make a programmer go bald, and have to be designed that way from the beginning.
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They really don't. Granted, it takes a lot of rewriting, but it's not that hard.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:23 PM
Multithreading is not so bad if you follow responsible programming patterns. Or so I hear. I've not actually done it. :V
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depends on what you're trying to do - for some requirements, like if the program has to be deterministic for given inputs, it's quite hard
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:25 PM
The easy part is to split the program into chunks which each need to be deterministic but can operate independently from one another.
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Actor model.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:26 PM
(the obvious one is splitting rendering from processing, so even if the program's chewing on some hard computation the UI still updates)
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and the mind isn't quite the same - multiple threads of consciousness would be multi-threaded, but just multithreading isn't good enough. You can't easily use a single thread to focus on multiple tasks at all, unlike in computers where it's possible but just less efficient because (iirc) you'll hit other delays from things like memory access delays No, a single thread in a mind can switch tasks only occasionally for best efficiency, and that means if you want to, say, focus on cooking a lasagna, while also contemplating changes to the recipe, while thinking about whether or not you should replace your computer, and also trying to remember if the grass needs to be mowed, and also musing about the cultural significance of cheese products, etc...
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:27 PM
and yet people do that
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well you're looking at something like dozens of separate threads if you really get into it, and some of those are going to be dedicated to really minor stuff - you're gonna get bored.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:27 PM
don't allocate entire consciousnesses to minor things, maybe?
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you can't divvy up tasks otherwise aside from timesharing - allocating one minor task for X time, then another for X time, etc
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Yeah, that’s just unnecessary.
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and that's bad because there's a ton of overhead associated with switching, way more than, say, a computer would have while processing different tasks
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:29 PM
I feel like you have a foundational confusion but I'm not quite able to articulate it.
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it might be that my primary perspective is myself
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but let me put it this way, it is very common that i
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well you're looking at something like dozens of separate threads if you really get into it, and some of those are going to be dedicated to really minor stuff - you're gonna get bored.
you can also have each consciousness stream use as much resources as is useful to allocate. boredom->deallocate
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example: I think "oh i need to grab a screwdriver from the other room", while walking all of 10 steps to the other room, i contemplate something like "Now should i use a proper jumper on this or cut a wire... hmm, wire is less likely to get pulled out..."
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i arrive in the other room
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i stand there, confused
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5-10 seconds pass
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i finally get the relevant bit out of memory, and grab the screwdriver
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this happens a lot, several times a day at least.
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5-10 seconds is alotta overhead.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:32 PM
memories are associated with location
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that is a known phenomenon. you context switch from changing the room. the association with the thought is the previous room
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:32 PM
walk out of the room where it was formed and it is deprioritized and shuffled out of working memory
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so: target "better" memory management
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has very little to do with threading
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i mean i think it kinda does, a troublesome memory scheme can mean you either fix the memory scheme or need to change around working memory less
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well, its a "feature" of associative memory
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:34 PM
and actually it kind of implies that multithreading is happening—your primary consciousness does not have to take a break to manage memory
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that's unconscious multithreading, which is absolutely a thing
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so why shouldnt you be able to put one or five of those threads to do useful work?
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your bits that handle walking, memory, hearing, etc can all work in concert, but they do so privately - you can't keep track of them doing stuff, and in many cases you have little access to what they're doing at all
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do you have to?
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:36 PM
so what you're talking about is improving introspection then?
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i can read this screen. I have no idea how that works or access or ability to modify that without very arduous indirect methods like reading or remembering the neurological description of the auditory cortex and wrenicke's area and such (understanding), or very indirect methods like changing details about how i read things by altering physical things like where i'm reading or text font or something (modifying)
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makes me think of niven's pak protectors. who had a controllable subconscious. no "i have an idea!". they call their other thread and give it a task
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:39 PM
You can read the screen, and type, and chew food, and consider your next words, and…
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exactly
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:40 PM
So those threads are already useful without robust introspection.
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when they work.
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those components are old, you are the newfangled javascript thread that runs in a chrome tab.
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and when you don't want a new one and have to go through the long process of repetition to create it
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:40 PM
Well sure but many things are less useful when nonfunctional
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yeah but i can't fix them if they're nonfunctional
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:40 PM
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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let me share a detail: I have some very inconvenient nonfunctional modules
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(well, not properly functional anyway. Outright missing is a lot rare than malfunction)
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yes, our maintainance access is very limited. and by neurobiological standards the minds that have a vague chance of productively using a maintainance interface was developed 5 minutes ago
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:43 PM
So again what I'm reading here is: "threading: fine, actual mechanisms: kinda jank, diagnostics and repair: mostly not there"
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we're going to have to rebuild the old stuff with access ports. (or hope evolution gets that thought on its own in the next billion years)
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well, even neglecting maint and diag, it's not the best scheme. A near complete lack of control over other threads is bad, you can't change what they do or how even slightly in many cases
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because the conscious thread has very little rights. control over my heartbeat or digestive functions isnt really necessary
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and having enough brain to effectively do so is better spun out to a specialised module
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which it already is
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if you added in the ability to more quickly and effectively create/remove subthreads, and added in a indirect conscious control method (think "upload pressing a few buttons on a virtual control interface") it would be better, but the elegant and efficient solution is to just use a threading scheme where threads are dynamic, instead of using a static thread scheme with hacky solutions to make it less static
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:47 PM
conscious control of assumed-autonomous functions is actually learnable
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yes, our bottom up evolved brains dont conform to our top down idea of good architecture
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:V
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:47 PM
e.g. I know a couple people who can modify their thermoregulation to more or less granular degrees
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to a degree you can gain some control, but it's very difficult and the control tends to be fairly crude
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and some threads are more amenable to that than others
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This reminds me of a paper I vaguely looked at a while ago about abusing human visual processing to do logic gates.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:49 PM
So… the technology's already there. Just making it work better is a matter of optimization, not invention.
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i don't think it's generalized - in every case i can remember hearing about, developed control over threads is limited to more basic homeostasis functions
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like thermoregulation; the people you mentioned, that ice guy who learned how to avoid hypothermia in extreme conditions. Or some control over heartrate, etc (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:51 PM
What other functions do you want?
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uhh, what would the name be...
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:52 PM
Direct tag-like control of memory associations? That'd probably require making those associations explicit…
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projections of future need... maybe?
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its hard to pin down, i'm not sure what the module would be
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If you did have a top-down-designed body/brain system, you could have useful features like an immune system which actually provides debug information instead of just mysteriously having you get a fever.
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:54 PM
Ah, but the immune system isn't especially neurological.
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or reproductive toggles
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and separately, finer control over social modules for everything from facial expressions to conversation processing
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You would probably need more than just brain-level tweaks for that, to provide the data in the first place.
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Also pain toggles and metadata and not just "something hurts now, good luck working out why and also you can't stop it".
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for the first one, i have put in a lot of effort working around that module and i don't think i'm going to fix it much more after 2+ decades of such
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:55 PM
hm dunno about you guys but pain doesn't bother me too much after I identify that there's nothing to be done about it :V
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and it is oh, so very inconvenient and troublesome
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0111narwhalz 12/17/2020 3:56 PM
but again there's deep physiological factors at play there—even though I can press on, I note that my breathing changes, for instance
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projection of future need, object association and... significance?, maybe also exacerbated by some problems with pattern recognition and repetition, though i'm pretty sure that last one is a separate thing neurologically and a lot of these categories are probably all over the place
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its a weird issue to say the least.
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and half of is mediated by conscious attention, and by mediated i mean "triggers it and makes it worse.". That is just such a delight while trying to work around it.
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single 'person' might not be the right word, maybe single 'individual'?
laughs in plural
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also you can probably ask thunkii about multiple consciousnesses running on one brain
admittedly I'd claim my experiences are a) not necessarily multiple conscious experiences, though i can't exactly know whether toni does or does not have their own, i'm leaning against, and b) more mundane and accessible to baseline humans than you would assume. Or else I don't think like half my friends would sunnely realize they were themselves systems or had system-like experiences.
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the construction of the self is contingent and socially mediated.
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if anything it's much closer to what Cerebrate described as multiple 'threads' drawing from a common pool of experience and memory, in my case.
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f. ex. the other day I was driving, simultaneously parsing out Toni's thoughts as they wanted to argue with my partner, and emotionally feeling really frustrated that they kept wanting to argue for 20 minutes now.
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but really a 'self' is the name we give to a semi-arbitrary thought process collection.
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Morgrim Moon 12/17/2020 8:41 PM
A reasonable chunk of the time I'm running a pair of "stream of consciousness" threads in parallel. Yes, one clearly dominant and one minor, but able to switch, and it's a bloody pain in the neck because a fair chunk of the time the minor one is fretting about something useless and setting off adrenaline reactions or getting obsessed with a stupid arguement. Music is a godsend. "Go rock out to Nightwish while I do some actual work" sort of thing. Occasionally useful when you can shove some 'mull over this puzzle' at the minor thread and get a directed epiphany some time later. It does mean that a chunk of my dreams are smashcutting from one dream to another, or being in first and third perspective simultaneously.
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(this is also the reason I'm not touching anything to do with tulpas with a 10ft pole and have instead gone hard the other way on keeping brain integrated; it really wouldn't take too much to part, I fear.)
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I don’t get why some people think listening to podcasts while working would be distracting. It’s not like I’m reading and listening or anything, my work uses the spacial processing string.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2020 9:02 PM
My focus is generally quite poor even when not distracted so I don’t deliberately listen to music while working
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(this is also the reason I'm not touching anything to do with tulpas with a 10ft pole and have instead gone hard the other way on keeping brain integrated; it really wouldn't take too much to part, I fear.)
that sounds prudent (except it probably wouldn't have much to do with parogens) (edited)
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Okay, quick poll relevant to the above discussion: how many of y'all have read Greg Bear's Queen of Angels ? Thumbs up or down on this message.
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Well, that's a little unfortunate, seeing as (IMSAO) it's one of the best pieces of SF out there exploring matters psychological and cognitive. I heartily recommend it to your attention. It's also been a great inspiration for much of my Minovsky cog-sci.
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Anyway: I just dropped a worldbuilding post on theory of mind in the 'verse, for those curious as to how the various things dependent on this works.
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So, let’s talk about Theory of Mind. Well, okay, not that theory of mind. The theory of how minds work in the ‘verse, and so the theory behind most sophotechnology, since this topic has…
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VulpixFangirl 12/18/2020 12:32 PM
Thought-viruses.... hopefully those are all contained
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That's a scary...thought
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garnet_silly
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2020 12:36 PM
Thought-viruses aren't necessarily pathological. They can be used like regular viruses in gene therapy.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2020 12:43 PM
A virus is essentially a set of genes with just enough stuff glued on to get into a cell and hijack its machinery into making more - a thought-virus, then is the same thing, but s/gene/meme/g, ya?
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well, and s/cell/mind/g
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VulpixFangirl 12/18/2020 12:50 PM
Ahhhh
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That's a scary...thought
dangerous memetic payload detected
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VulpixFangirl 12/18/2020 12:51 PM
Oh no I've broken my mindddd
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also: did you mean religion?
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(If one were to devise a theory to explain plurality/dissociative identity disorder in this paradigm it would be subpersonalities which had grown to the point of overshadowing the primary, or become independent primaries; they may also have accompanying sets of talents which are exclusively or mostly-exclusively invoked by them, which adds to the complexity when it comes to determining legal divergence of identity.
That seems like yeah, a reasonable description (or other personality shards that were separately instantiated as 'primary'). Similarly, median systems would have the subselves be more prominent and distinct than usual, but not to the degree of full independence.
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There's a lot of fictives/factives I know which are in effect mental models that have again, been elevated in status.
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also endogenic systems: if one ascribes to structural dissociation(-like) theories, forming the self/'primary personality' during the process of childhood from the chaos soup...well you don't have to end up with just one.
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Is it 'verse canon that any Turing complete machine can emulate a sophont? (edited)
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you need a quantum computer for it, don't you?
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for running the logos
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I think you can technically emulate those on classical computers, but very slowly.
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the problem is the logos breaks rules
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all of em
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i suspect it's less "algorithm" and more "specific physical arrangement that breaks rules", but its lenient enough that a quantum computer can implement it instead of needing a dedicated logos-box
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(the rules being, well. It's not deterministic, so a turing machine is out. It's not probabilistic, like any other quantum process. So what is it? Great question.)
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the rest of the mind, though, that can usually be done by a turing machine.
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Exceptions exist, like the sun-dwellers (can't remember the name) who think and communicate in quantum probabilities. They probably need rather more bits to be run on a quantum computer.
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Today's piece of future space slang: booping: two nuclear-drive vessels docking nose to nose.
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Also, when considering quantum mechanics in the 'verse, don't forget that they have long ago rejected Copenhagen-class interpretations, and also Everett-Wheeler.
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The winning view was NLHV, along the lines of quantum information theory.
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it from bit, folks. it from bit.
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Sploda! All the caffeine and sugar of regular soda, plus 50 ml nitroglycerine!
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collapses from low blood pressure
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VulpixFangirl 12/19/2020 5:42 PM
explodes from nitroglycerine
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a shame there aren't any edible liquid oxidizers as far as i know
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else you could mix that in; sugar would be the fuel
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:24 PM
Potassium nitrate? It's nontoxic. (edited)
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It's somewhat soluble in water, but less so at cold-drink temps.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/19/2020 6:26 PM
Uh
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Hydrogen
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:27 PM
Hmm... soluble in glycerol, I don't know about a water-glycerol mix if you like very sweet drinks.
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i don't think hydrogen is a oxidizer
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Potassium nitrate? It's nontoxic. (edited)
probably tastes terrible
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:29 PM
"sharp, salty taste"
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apparently its used in some dishes, actually
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as a thickening agent for certain soups and for curing mutton
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... wow apropos of nothing, you know you've found a corner of wikipedia when a paragraph ends with "Yipee the okra is ready!!!"
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:33 PM
And it's used as the oxidiser with sugar as the fuel in some amateur solid rocketry.
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hmm, i wonder how much you can dillute it
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before it ceases to be meaningfully combustible or explosive
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:34 PM
Probably not much.
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yeah, and i'm not sure anyone would eat something that was 10% p-nit
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i suspect it would be as bad as 10% table salt (edited)
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which would be uh, rather salty
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:36 PM
I would eat it if you had enough sweetener and maybe some strong flavourings.
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if this a drink, 10% salt water is well into brine territory. Sea water is around 3% and that causes dehydration
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:45 PM
Hmm... maybe not then. (edited)
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i haven't tried 10% salt water, but i've tasted 30% (saturated) salt water on occasion - its uh, not drinkable
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a sip of it was doing it's damndest to pickle the inside of my mouth.
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DSD [He/They] 12/19/2020 6:52 PM
Doesn't sound much worse than raki :D.
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Any suggestions on safe disposal of dry ice? My dad got a cooler of something cooled by solid CO2 from work and the ice block is currently on our back porch, still in the bag.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 12:49 PM
Oooohh uuuhh...
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I think I got a couple freezer burns from picking it up.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 12:49 PM
Shoot I'm sure I've had experience with that at some point uh...
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BluejayHurricane 12/21/2020 12:50 PM
What are you trying to keep safe. Because if you just leave it outside, it should evaporate quickly.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 12:50 PM
I guess you just like, ventilate it and let it dissolve somewhere outside? (edited)
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Yeah that
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Actually!
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Hey
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So this seems like a good place to ask
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Zarpaulek
Any suggestions on safe disposal of dry ice? My dad got a cooler of something cooled by solid CO2 from work and the ice block is currently on our back porch, still in the bag.
Put on some gloves and throw it in your yard
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It'll sublimate eventually
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Bucket of hot water. It's more fun tht way.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 12:57 PM
So I'm trying to build an electrohydrogenesis device. I more or less know everything I need. Except... I forgot what kind of bacteria culture I need to make that happen. Does anybody here know? Googling doesn't seem to tell me.
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Some kinda algae that's common enough to be sold by middle school science stores-- I've seen it before-- but darn it all I can't remember what it was (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:21 PM
this paper seems to imply that it's just wild bacteria
Bacteria derived from a soil (cellulose-fed reactor) or waste-water (all other substrates) were inoculated and enriched on aspecific substrate by using a phosphate buffer (50 mM) andnutrient medium (18) for3 months in MFCs.
https://www.pnas.org/content/pnas/104/47/18871.full.pdf
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 1:24 PM
Is it? I thought the way to do it was by using some kind of microalgae that you basically forcefed sugar. But it's aspecific then. So... any sort of bacteria culture will do fine?
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Thanks for the article by the way, I could use the refresh
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:25 PM
I'm not sure. This is just the first one that 1. had any actual information and 2. wasn't paywalled.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 1:28 PM
Oof. Well... I mean if it can just be any bacteria like this thing implies (maybe the one I saw way back when and the one my buddy made just happened to be made with the stuff they had on hand at the time?) then that makes my job a lot easier! I guess proof would be when I make it and see if the culture actually changed anything.
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:29 PM
You can also try cultures from different samples.
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0111narwhalz
I'm not sure. This is just the first one that 1. had any actual information and 2. wasn't paywalled.
scihub
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:30 PM
My effort level is very low for this :V
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 1:31 PM
I could but I'm also lazy 😄 Then again...
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You think this kinda thing could be tested with like... really simple hydrolysis machines, like, a 9V battery scotch taped to the side of a plastic cup type of hydrolysis thingy? I mean algae can survive in that...
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2020 1:33 PM
started actually trying to draw the heads of characters I want to draw
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:33 PM
do show! but check your channel
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2020 1:37 PM
que
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oh
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nice experiment
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first oxidize organic material, reduce the resulting free H into H2
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looks like you need to run a current through a microbial electrolysis cell, huh
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but yeah it seems like the reducers just sort of naturally accumulate at the anode end
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2020 1:43 PM
I know there's knallgas bacteria but I think that does the opposite
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 3:13 PM
Huh who
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Oh!
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:31 PM
Sorry I was falling in and out of consciousness
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Anywho
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Yeah basically that’s what I’m doing!
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Biocatalyzed electrolysis
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I was planning on using graphite nodes for my anode and cathode to keep the costs down
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You got any suggestions for a cheap collection method @0111narwhalz ? That’s something I’ve struggled with too
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Storage while you’re at it
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anyone going to watch Jupiter and Saturn?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2020 5:40 PM
already saw them thru binocs
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I made out Io, Europa and Callisto
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Nice.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2020 5:40 PM
Have they overlapped yet
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I don’t think so?
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they won't overlap
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they'll get pretty close tho
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:42 PM
Oh yeah, uh, are they visible now? I haven’t had the chance to look
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I’m at work right now but I’m a security guard so I can look on patrol
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Yeah go outside!
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If you have binoculars you should be able to see the Galileans and Titan, too
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:44 PM
Is it visible only through binocs?
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the moons yeah
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but the planets should be easily visible to the naked eye
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if you have an astronomy app on your phone it can tell you where to look
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:47 PM
Yeah I do have!
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I’ll give it a shot soon! Anybody know when the event ends?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/21/2020 5:49 PM
i needed a web app to tell which moons are which
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:50 PM
Nooooooo darn it all it’s obscured by trees!
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I’d need to go into the fire watch tower to see it and I don’t have clearance
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VulpixFangirl 12/21/2020 5:51 PM
I saw a bright spot near the moon when I looked but idk if that was it
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Oooooof
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aee_uhoh2
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Fortunately I read it's available the whole week
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:51 PM
Wait no
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It’s clouds
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It’s obscured by clouds
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VulpixFangirl 12/21/2020 5:53 PM
NatsukiFacepalm
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 5:53 PM
Oh but if it’s here all week then good!
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Saw them, but wind kept me from accurately resolving further detail.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/21/2020 6:57 PM
Cloud cover?
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Dang look at those rings
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VulpixFangirl 12/21/2020 9:25 PM
Whoaaa
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 6:10 AM
Do not store hydrogen gas. That is insanely dangerous. Collection: Put a balloon over the top of the sealed reaction vessel. (edited)
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do not store explosive gases period
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 6:13 AM
…Discord why u no ping
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@Unknown
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there we go
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yeah storing hydrogen is how you get your roof popped off
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also do these experiments outside
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 7:47 AM
I mean. On a scale of explosive gases, hydrogen isn't too bad. It goes up quick and fast with no harmful reaction products, it's really mostly an air pressure wave that you have to worry about
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 7:49 AM
It's also very happy to go up quick and fast.
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(plus it leaks through everything)
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(Also, you're a chemist. Your estimation of hazards is different from normal humans :V)
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 7:52 AM
the leaking is way more of an issue
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 7:53 AM
yeah I suppose it would be
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Because you can't contain it, it's bound to escape and collect somewhere you don't want it.
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 7:55 AM
also I need nitro so I can respond to your comment properly with a test tube or conical flask or something 😛
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 8:03 AM
In my defence, I've only taken my eyebrows off with a hydrogen fireball once
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i've taken my eyebrows off with fireworks once
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to be precise, with a babyrocket "gyrojet" pistol
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:V
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/22/2020 8:41 AM
so
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did they overlap?
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overlap?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/22/2020 9:09 AM
Ooof, fireball singing. I've been lucky, mostly. Though the one time I did do that, ow.
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Toasted my hand with a fireball from some ethanol vapor that I should have predicted would be there.
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I got second degree burns on my hand from steam once
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:10 AM
whoo at least it wasn't a steam jet I guess
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/22/2020 9:10 AM
People underestimate steam, for sure.
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 9:11 AM
I mean, as long as the burnt patch is smaller than a coin 2nd degree burns are easy to self-treat. Hurts like hell for the next 6 hrs though
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...okay I'm really not helping myself here
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/22/2020 9:11 AM
I know a guy who got seriously hurt by a steam leak working in the engine room of an LHD. Superheated steam is especially nasty.
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I basically sprayed it with bactine and held a paper towel on it
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/22/2020 9:12 AM
Then again, that's what high specific heat implies, so...
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:12 AM
Awww darn I should’ve figured :v
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On the storage part I mean.
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I kinda wanted to have different bacteria cultures and measure out how effectively each one produced in the... what, chamber? Would that be called a chamber? Whatever the belly of the cup is in this instance There isn’t some way I can measure it without capturing it is there?
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:14 AM
should've phrased that "do not store large quantities of hydrogen"
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:14 AM
I was gonna say
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:14 AM
a balloon, outside, should be sufficient?
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but definitely do not do this experiment inside because the hydrogen will leak out and collect at the ceiling (edited)
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and then pop your roof off :V
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:16 AM
Sure sure, of course. Though, any suggestions on how would one secure a balloon over the collecting node in a plastic cup apparatus? I’m a little primitive rn
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Should I just bite the bullet and buy a haufman
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:17 AM
Use a bottle.
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(or make an adaptor for your cup out of a funnel or similar)
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Stretch the neck of the balloon over the mouth of the bottle, secure with rubber bands or something if necessary.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:18 AM
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shoot why didn’t I think of that
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:19 AM
Your leads can either go under the balloon, or if you're concerned about seal quality you can melt holes through the bottle and seal the leads into them with glue.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:19 AM
That oughta work!
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Thanks man ^ouo^ It’s been a while since I screwed with this stuff seriously
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Last time I did it with my tinkerer friend but his methods were not
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OSHA Compliant
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:22 AM
note also that you shouldn't seal the thing in a rigid container, because it might fail explosively
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 9:22 AM
also, your experiment is going to run for a week TOPS, most likely 48 hrs. Think how fast a helium balloon deflates, a hydrogen balloon is a bit faster
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:22 AM
if this apparatus experiences overpressure, the balloon will pop
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that's harmless—but if it were a jar or something you could end up with glass shards flying everywhere
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:24 AM
Used a bunch of needlessly complicated and dangerous material for it, like, it was basically an ill-modified car battery And I was so perplexed by the design like “wow this looks so complicated how could I replicate this” And then I realized he just made a big wonky electrolysis device with algae in the chamber and hooked up to a bike air canister for storage. It apparently worked but I never felt comfy with it And oooh. Yeah gotcha Moon! Any idea how to calculate approximately how much would be able to be produced from, say... a control group of an uncatalyzed electrolysis thing running from 3/4 a liter of brine using 9V and graphite nodes? (edited)
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Thank you too narwhals, I did about figure that too
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0111narwhalz 12/22/2020 9:30 AM
assuming you mean "an alkaline 9V battery" at about 13kJ the absolute maximum would be… apparently one litre of hydrogen gas
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not considering losses
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(just the amount of energy required to dissociate water)
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2020 9:37 AM
in practice you'll get a lot less, because Boyle's Law is against you
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and remember that if you're using hydrolysis, you must account for the oxygen being added to the system
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annnnd that handling hydrogen gas in a high oxygen environment is about an order of magnitude more dangerous than just handling it in naked air
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 9:40 AM
All noted ^ouo^ Maybe I could run the current through two separate, bridged bottles somehow like a primitive haufman set up and just leave the oxygen side open?
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Although that would complicate things in the setup
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Cornflakes
do not store explosive gases period
what am I supposed to fuel my grill with then?
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charcoal, like a civilised person
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 1:23 PM
Hank Hill would like to know your location
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Cedar wood.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/22/2020 5:23 PM
Ooooooohh yes
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Merry Christmas, people and also people!
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Overmind
Merry Christmas, people and also people!
merry christmas
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Merry Yule
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Io Satvrnalia
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2020 9:50 AM
Midsummer
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(as in "it is the middle of a heatwave it shouldn't be this hot still at midnight)
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DSD [He/They] 12/25/2020 10:00 AM
Happy Solstice!
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Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year!
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Merry Fucking Christmas to me... and there isn’t even any fucking snow.
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 12:19 AM
Merry Christmas!
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🎄
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I hope everyone's day was good
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BluejayHurricane 12/26/2020 12:45 AM
It was nice. Merry Christmas to you, and a happy new year.
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 1:05 AM
Let's hope it's better than this one
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cursed thought: Star Trek, with Trek physics/tech, but its Eldrae protagonists. USS Eldraprise
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/26/2020 3:52 AM
"they're so primitive they don't have money!"
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would that degenerate to smarter ferengi?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/26/2020 4:02 AM
Gods help the first Ferengi who breaks a contract with the eldrae
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0111narwhalz 12/26/2020 4:21 AM
prime directive is to never meddle in the affairs of primitives… unless they ask you to
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
Gods help the first Ferengi who breaks a contract with the eldrae
She was eventually found chopped up into thousands of tiny little pieces by a nanolathe
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cursed thought: Star Trek, with Trek physics/tech, but its Eldrae protagonists. USS Eldraprise
VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 10:39 AM
I'd watch that ngl
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Hey @Overmind do this
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Episode 1: Everyone goes insane trying to understand how the physics work, and why the tech has so many random arbitrary limitations.
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lol
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0111narwhalz 12/26/2020 10:50 AM
Episode 2: the tech has slightly fewer random arbitrary limitations
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"WHY DO YOU HAVE A SICKBAY!? THE TRANSPORTER HAS A BIOFILTER IN CANON! YOU CAN CURE LITERALLY EVERY DISEASE WITH A SITE-TO-SITE TRANSPORT!!!"
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"WHY DO YOU HAVE A SICKBAY!? THE TRANSPORTER HAS A BIOFILTER IN CANON! YOU CAN CURE LITERALLY EVERY DISEASE WITH A SITE-TO-SITE TRANSPORT!!!"
mainly because the transporter is a murder machine
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Of course, given that we have seen that holodecks can work without being fully enclosed, their first step is to combine the Holoheart and Holocaust classes for the ultimate in starship munchkinry.
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(For those not familiar with the concept: the entire ship is one big holodeck strapped onto a giant antimatter reactor. Only needs a captain. Project whatever subordinates and equipment you need ad hoc from recordings of the absolute best available.)
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step #toofar make reactor and captain holos as well, kickstart from external projector and fill in amat
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:V
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(That's the Holoheart . The Holocaust makes use of the aforementioned open holodecks and observes that if you plate the hull with holoemitters, when those pesky Klingons turn up, your ship can instantly have foot-thick neutronium plate armor with approximately one phaser per square foot.
10:55
Or, y'know, just manifest the friggin' Death Star on your nose.)
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well, that armor basically is the ablative armor from the last voyager episode
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at least from what i remember canon
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But they are just holograms
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If the enemy isn't fooled, they'll tear right through the nonexistent armor
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holo tech is mated with replicator tech
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"Holograms" in the ST sense interact with real mass-energy just like real mass-energy does (as long as the safeties are off), which is why you can shoot the Borg with a holo-machine-gun.
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as established in the first episode where holodecks appear
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(which i just watched yesterday)
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Add assorted other examples like that episode where a holo-recreation of a lab was used to recreate the accident - with an external radiation source - that destroyed the original lab.
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So I think there's lots of evidence to suggest that if I holoshoot you with a big 'ol hololaser, you're totally holofucked,.
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My victory, however, may feel holo.
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boo
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+1
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Morgrim Moon 12/26/2020 11:01 AM
I think their "sickbay" gets used more as a "triage and ER bay", so given the physical damage they keep inflicting on themselves still a very valid module. Just rename it
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0111narwhalz 12/26/2020 11:02 AM
It's also a "what the fuck" zone
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Morgrim Moon 12/26/2020 11:03 AM
well. A chunk of the time it's a "who'd you fuck" zone
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cue neelix' hololung
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"Scotty, beam me up without a broken leg. And at the age of 21. While you're at it, throw in a couple of hot Orion chicks and a bottle of tequila~"
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(Also, Data has the Pinocchio syndrome in the worst way. Dude. We've seen you plug yourself straight into the Enterprise . Why do you want to be a meatbag when you could be a friggin' starship?)
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("We refuse to acknowledge that you are a sophont being and thus entitled to rights." "I am a Galaxy-class starship. Your argument is invalid.")
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/26/2020 11:59 AM
@KAL_9000 re the transporter being a murder machine - I'd think in Imperial reckoning, it's not, for two reasons - one, you consented to the destruction of your physical body, making it not murder, thus. And two, because it's no more a suicide booth than mindcasting followed by destruction or recycling of your old bioshell would be. (Seeing as it functionally is that, albeit done the hard way.)
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@KAL_9000 re the transporter being a murder machine - I'd think in Imperial reckoning, it's not, for two reasons - one, you consented to the destruction of your physical body, making it not murder, thus. And two, because it's no more a suicide booth than mindcasting followed by destruction or recycling of your old bioshell would be. (Seeing as it functionally is that, albeit done the hard way.)
The problem is the destruction is done first
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So your mind is still in the old body when it gets esploded
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and a clone mind pops up in the new body after
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/26/2020 12:00 PM
They don't care about continuity of consciousness, though. AFAIK it still is in the "mindcast out" method too - it just gets "shutdown -h now"'d first.
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After all, you can mindcast into another shell and leave the other one, too - they just call that forking instead.
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Honestly, the main reason they'd consider it a suicide booth is that any technology that involves mass-energy conversion of a humanoid's worth of mass is some shit that you do not do outside a suitably heavy containment vessel, you absolute friggin' muppets!
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Technologies that depend on everything going right not to vaporize the whole damn ship and anything nearby are not user-friendly technlogies.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/26/2020 12:14 PM
I figured the objection would be practical and risk-based, not philosophical
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In other transporter issues they would be inclined to have: - you don't need one at both ends of the transport. What the fuck? We do not believe in voodoo around here! - okay, so everyone is happy to step into transporters operated by other polities, species, randoms, etc., without a thought for security? We know you can edit patterns! You have a biofilter and a weapons disabler! Which implies for obvious reasons that you can read patterns! So, since everyone in the galaxy seems not to have thought of this, imma program my transporter to copy the mind of everyone we transport, distil their thoughts and memories down into a nice intelligence digest, and then write a few subtle thought-viruses and loyalty compulsions in while they're passing through the pattern buffer. I estimate galactic domination galactic optimization galactic peace in a matter of months.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/26/2020 12:20 PM
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It's the one piece of Treknology that is banned at a meta level from any of my SF verses, for precisely those reasons.
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On the other hand, it is a great enabler of space piracy.
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"Beam their crew into space. Beam our crew onto their ship. Beam their commissioning plaque back to Qonos with a note saying 'Now I have a battleship. Ho. Ho. Ho.'"
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 12:30 PM
....You know, you raise some very good points there.
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How come nobody has ever used those things as weapons?
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The Treaty of Butts, I suppose, which everyone including the sneakiest Romulans obeys because... well, butts.
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Morgrim Moon 12/26/2020 12:32 PM
probably because it would ruin the plot? I mean, they exist purely because "oh shit we can't afford landing scenes scrap the shuttle idea"
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BluejayHurricane 12/26/2020 12:32 PM
It’s like the Star Wars hyperspace ram. Once somebody does, you’ll never have a moment of peace again, from all the fans asking why nobody ever does it
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Doylistically, because that would make for boring space battles. Watsonian, because given the amount of times transporters are unavailable due to ion storms/ exotic radiation/ weird rocks in the way, it seems trivially easy to jam.
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I vaguely remember hearing about personal transport jammers being specifically mentioned in one episode- not that my memory is worth anything.
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Morgrim Moon 12/26/2020 12:34 PM
"can't teleport thru shields" seems a reasonable limitation, actually. Mid-battle beaming is treated as extremely dangerous, it makes sense that they're leaving a gapping hole in their defences to do it
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It does avoid common uses for everything but surprise attacks, but ISTR the problem with shields, ion storms, jammers, etc., etc. and transporters is that they scramble the signal so you can't get a clean pattern.
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That ruins those applications that need a clean pattern, but "beam their shield generator into space" isn't one of those.
12:39
If it comes out as a big 'ol smear of junk and some particle radiation, who cares? They still haven't got one any more.
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 12:40 PM
Ayyyyy
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pd_wellactually
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For that matter, "beam the contents of the ship's bilges onto their bridge" works even better if it comes out that way.
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You could probably make an excuse along the lines of "if it's not accurate enough, it is liable to go horribly wrong and explode your ship".
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"I invent the transpedo!"
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But yeah, fair point.
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They did that against the Wraith in season 2 of Stargate Atlantis.
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After the first Hive Ship blown up from the inside the Wraith figured out how to jam it.
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in perry rhodan its a whole weapon class
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transform cannons are staple weaponry for a couple thousand years there :V
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perry rhodan does have a lot of hyperspace mumbo jumbo going on tho
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The Uplift-verse's probability beams seem more interesting.
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 12:58 PM
We talking about Uplift
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Swapping out sections of the ship with alternate universe counterparts would wreck havoc with one's structural integrity.
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VulpixFangirl 12/26/2020 12:58 PM
I love Uplift
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Hey @Unknown Uplift
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/26/2020 12:59 PM
👀 Oh hey, Uplift?
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Just pretend Star Trek uses shuttles instead of transporters lmao
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They wanted to but they used transporters instead in the original series because they didn't have the budget to do shuttle landing scenes every episode (edited)
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like the orville decided to do
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/26/2020 1:30 PM
I mean they do have shuttles for
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Well
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Yeah
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If ST's sticking with transporters, what's the point of shuttles lmao
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Enderminion 12/26/2020 1:40 PM
because sometimes transporters don't work
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like the orville decided to do
Having replicators but not transporters also allows them to plausibly say that they can't replicate living things.
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Enderminion 12/26/2020 1:40 PM
And shuttles have significantly more in common with a (very) small starship rather than a station hopper
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Having replicators but not transporters also allows them to plausibly say that they can't replicate living things.
DSD [He/They] 12/27/2020 4:56 AM
They could use technobabble for transporters other than 'dismantle-rebuild'. (Maybe like the Eldraeverses' translocation rings.) Would be more plausible in other ways too.
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 5:30 AM
"this steps you sideways out of reality and squirts you back out on a set vector. We can't use it for interplanetary travel because we don't have enough range. We struggle to do it at speed because lining up the vectors is a bitch and dropping you 1m too close to the planet = splat. And no we can't scale it up much bigger, it's an exponential energy increase, that's why these are only on our big antimatter powered starships and we still use shuttles for bulk cargo"
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and 10 meters too far away and you fall to your death (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 5:31 AM
"please help us figure out how to scale it up, every transportation and shipping company in the Federation will help"
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"please help us figure out how to scale it up, every transportation and shipping company in the Federation will help"
there are no private companies in glorious communist federation
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 5:32 AM
co-ops are still classed as companies
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and we know those exist
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 6:53 AM
Is the official party line still that the later Star Trek Federation has no money as such?
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 6:54 AM
I mean, I'm not sure what gold-pressed lanthium is if it's not money
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latinum is mostly used with dealing outside the federation. at least from whats visible in the show to my knowledge
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 7:07 AM
I kinda wonder if they use energy units or something as a medium of exchange, but don't consider it money because it's innately useful in and of itself?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 8:47 AM
Hard to tell as the ST writers are usually economic idiots.
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Money | Memory Alpha | Fandom
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And the answer is no money, sorta if you are in Terran society. Though STO has energy credits, which I would count as commodity money. (edited)
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The non human societies of the federation may have money depending on society. (edited)
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Nobody: Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My stomach on Christmas Eve: “Fuck you, I’m going to ruin your whole evening.”
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Ob: "In our experience, societies which develop elaborate philosophies about their lack of need for wealth are compensating for something. Usually poverty."
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("Which, let me tell you, is something to achieve when you have replicators, but since the level of space traffic in the Sol system appears to have gone down since the early 21st century, you seem to have pulled it off.")
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/27/2020 1:53 PM
Hah 🙂
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Now there's a question - in which other 'verse would an Imperial citizen feel least out-of-sorts?
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sdschildberg 12/27/2020 5:22 PM
I have an even better idea for how the UFP has "credits" as money: a credit was origionally meant as a measure of the time (and thus resources) used on any given government project, including the basic needs of their citizenry.
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goes with the logic (watsonian though it might be) that it's mostly an undefined issue for Star Trek for the most part. Very little really is paid attention to things that aren't directly in Starfleet, but there's definetly some kind of credit in use in the federation, just as there are logistics/cargo freight that's handled in the fed. We just don't see it because it doesn't matter to they story. Otherwise why aren't people asking where the bathrooms are on the ships? do they just transport the waste out of themselves?
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like, you can have something like: On this week's episode of Starship:
The Enterprise is currently en route to DS9 as part of the official opening ceremony, and is due to arrive in one week. Logistics has noted that feedstocks are low, so Enterprise has been rerouted to the BD+14880-1350 system to rendezvous with the USS Manchester, an AOR currently conducting resupply operations in the sector. Captain Picard will deal with some of the bureaucracy of being a captain (signing off on inspections, status reports, and reviewing the political situation at the next port stop). Deanna Troi will be getting supervised command time while the Unrep takes place. Commander Barkley will be making arrangements with the paymaster/cargomaster to ensure that disposable income is available for shore parties. While in normal space, Lt Commander Data, and Ensigns Pike and Wallace will be re-upping their shuttle piloting certifications.
The episode runs, and all this happens, with no weird hiccups or spacetime anomalies or interference from outside parties. It makes for a decent episode of something you'd see on the Discovery channel (assuming that they still actually do content that is actual content), but as an episode of ST:TNG, it's pitifully boring.
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BluejayHurricane 12/27/2020 6:05 PM
I mean, I would totally watch that. You wouldn't want to give it to discovery, though. They saw the success of more "TV" programming, and decided to copy it, to my consternation. I like informationally-dense, clever programming
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They used to do that well, but no longer.
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Actually, I wonder if TV is facing the advertising problems that print is?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 6:29 PM
Roddenberry was apparently adamant that the Federation had no money, though it is pretty clear the other writers fuzzed it up.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/27/2020 6:39 PM
Ronald D. Moore commented: "By the time I joined TNG, Gene had decreed that money most emphatically did NOT exist in the Federation, nor did 'credits' and that was that. Personally, I've always felt this was a bunch of hooey, but it was one of the rules and that's that." (AOL chat, 1997)
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"Credits" are a terrible name for currency anyways.
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Though the generic term for the preferred currency in my setting is "production credits" or "PCs," an abstraction of public nanofab matter, energy, and time.
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like, you can have something like: On this week's episode of Starship:
The Enterprise is currently en route to DS9 as part of the official opening ceremony, and is due to arrive in one week. Logistics has noted that feedstocks are low, so Enterprise has been rerouted to the BD+14880-1350 system to rendezvous with the USS Manchester, an AOR currently conducting resupply operations in the sector. Captain Picard will deal with some of the bureaucracy of being a captain (signing off on inspections, status reports, and reviewing the political situation at the next port stop). Deanna Troi will be getting supervised command time while the Unrep takes place. Commander Barkley will be making arrangements with the paymaster/cargomaster to ensure that disposable income is available for shore parties. While in normal space, Lt Commander Data, and Ensigns Pike and Wallace will be re-upping their shuttle piloting certifications.
The episode runs, and all this happens, with no weird hiccups or spacetime anomalies or interference from outside parties. It makes for a decent episode of something you'd see on the Discovery channel (assuming that they still actually do content that is actual content), but as an episode of ST:TNG, it's pitifully boring.
That sounds like a documentary in the ST verse, which I would totally watch
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I totally would as well
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That sounds like a documentary in the ST verse, which I would totally watch
It's more or less a ripoff of a bunch of other shows that used to be on TV. IIRC there was one or two that were on a USN Carrier and a Submarine, I think
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like, you can have something like: On this week's episode of Starship:
The Enterprise is currently en route to DS9 as part of the official opening ceremony, and is due to arrive in one week. Logistics has noted that feedstocks are low, so Enterprise has been rerouted to the BD+14880-1350 system to rendezvous with the USS Manchester, an AOR currently conducting resupply operations in the sector. Captain Picard will deal with some of the bureaucracy of being a captain (signing off on inspections, status reports, and reviewing the political situation at the next port stop). Deanna Troi will be getting supervised command time while the Unrep takes place. Commander Barkley will be making arrangements with the paymaster/cargomaster to ensure that disposable income is available for shore parties. While in normal space, Lt Commander Data, and Ensigns Pike and Wallace will be re-upping their shuttle piloting certifications.
The episode runs, and all this happens, with no weird hiccups or spacetime anomalies or interference from outside parties. It makes for a decent episode of something you'd see on the Discovery channel (assuming that they still actually do content that is actual content), but as an episode of ST:TNG, it's pitifully boring.
I would just like some evidence that this sort of thing is happening in the background, or at least not be contradicted. When the capital system of the Federation is, mostly per communications traffic, populated by one starship covering half the sector, the Enterprise never has to share an orbit with anything, and civilian traffic appears to be far, far sparser than Starfleet, with Starfleet wessels carrying such cargo as there is... ...well, between that and the number of "agricultural colonies", and such, it does rather make Starfleet look like a bunch of luxury liners for the chosen few, supported by a few Potemkin cities and a vast population of planetbound neopeasants who rarely if ever get to go offworld, except when Starfleet wants a new colony to supply food and "shore leave".
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Well, when you have a lack of evidence you can build whatever headcannon fits your viewpoint most agreeably.
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In this case, though, what we have is evidence of absence, not absence of evidence.
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 11:13 PM
True, it'd be easy to have a minor plot point of "we're delayed because our resupply had technical issues, so here's zany thing that happened today". Or some new crew member knowing a lot about plants and saying "oh yeah, my parents are [movement]!" "Oh, the whole 'work the dirt with your hands' one?" "Yeah, it really helped their health after the [disaster]."
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(Admittedly, the above is a hilariously dark take mostly spawned by the idea of Risa as the space version of a coaling station that ended up subsumed by the accompanying brothel.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 11:15 PM
"The bulk of foodstuffs used in replicators comes from huge mechanised farms. However, a great many people enjoy growing their own artesian foodstuffs as an enjoyable supplement; having a plot of land to farm is asperational for many"
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But then that's fundamentally an issue with the writers themselves not thinking about it as an issue worth writing or incorporating into a story, not necessarily a failing of the setting itself (though the absence does leave fairly large, gaping holes that one could drive a few planets through)
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I mean, in my writing there's a LOT of focus on logicistics and freight, and an almost painful absence of a lot of the social mechanics that go into my societies. That's not to say that my societies are socially bland grey expanses of brutalist architechture and a vapid, almost nonexistant social scene. I just haven't written or commented about said.
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Federation space is , by canonical evidence alone, incredibly sparse by any sort of plausible imagining. It's as if 18th century writers were writing about the 20th century and concluded that the Port of London would contain one ship at a time and that outside the City the population density would instantly drop to that of North Dakota. (Or, okay, didn't bother to conclude and just portrayed it that way by not thinking about it, which doesn't make it any less weird from the outside.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2020 11:19 PM
It's the writers' perspective
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I think ascribing it to simply not thinking about it AND not really having what a post-scarcity post-finance civilization would look like are the two easiest, most realistic answers.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2020 11:20 PM
All of them, from Roddenberry on down, were writing a space wagon train, where the characters wouldn't interact a lot with the wider society
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This is why we didn't even know what the civilian Fed leadership looked like until 1996 (edited)
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Well, obviously that's the reason from a Doylist perspective. (Not that it's terribly forgivable even there; I at least try to do the minimum to show that even things I don't care about are at least there when they need to be.) But from a Watsonian perspective, it's interesting to come up with something a mite more detailed than "eh, god is lazy".
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2020 11:23 PM
ahem Mike Sussman was instrumental in establishing which species founded the Federation. "My phone rings and Brannon [Braga] says, 'Mike, real quick – who are the founding species of the Federation?' What flipped through my mind," recalled Sussman, "was that it had never been established, but there had been a lot of fan speculation going back to 'Journey to Babel' that many of those races – the Tellarites, the Andorians and the little gold guys – were among the founding members. For that quarter of a second I'm thinking, 'What do I tell him? If I say it's never been decided he might make up a couple of new races and that might set certain people off'. So I basically lied to him and said 'Oh yeah, it's Andorians and Tellarites.' He put it in the script and now it's canon!" (Star Trek: The Official Starships Collection, issue 37, p. 15)
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Not a lot of thought was going on :p
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that's a pretty big nail in the coffin, yeah XD
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It's also worth contrasting that when you look over at DS9, which is far enough away from what influence Roddenberry had so that people could start actually looking at these things. We see that there is both civilian and starfleet freight, that there is actual commerce and currencies being exchanged beyond just the classic "latinum" as well. The latter is implied in more than a few places although not outright spoken (sadly).
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(I mean, insofar as you can . Some things are beyond explanation, or require absurd amounts of headcanon, inasmuch as one of the more plausible explanations for ST tech is that the scientific establishments of every major race are secretly run by the Ministry of Serendipity.) (edited)
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And to be honest, I'd MUCH rather have writers just not write about something that they didn't know about, instead of bullshitting and writing about something they have no idea and getting it comically wrong.
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I think the discussion that was had about Eclipse Phase a little while back demonstrates this rather nicely.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/27/2020 11:31 PM
also ships in EP being amat-powered but taking 10 months to reach neptune (??)
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On the one hand, this is where I usually say "research, people!", but on the other hand, this is where I instead say "trotting out the 'busy port stock background' cliché hasn't required anyone to know about the intricacies of economics, logistics and trade to imply the broad-strokes existence of a lot of stuff practically since fiction began".
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then I would suggest getting thee to a temporal recursion device and getting about 33 years back in time XD
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Morgrim Moon 12/27/2020 11:33 PM
hell, take a leave out of airport traffic control. Someone on coms going "welcome back Enterprise, your docking window will open in 8 minutes, take the Echo-Delta-Five path"
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I mean, this is what stock backgrounds are for . And in usage terms, they make, say, the busy skies of Caprica in new!BSG or Coruscant in SW look credible as the capitals of star nations, despite having put probably very little more thought into how they work, just by slapping up the SFX wallpaper. Seeing Earth with literally one starship in orbit, confirmed in script, on the other hand, really, really doesn't.
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checks date and times
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I mean, there's not thinking about it, and then there's just assuming that your readers/viewers are idiots.
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going from the above quote provided by BizarroLand, I think it appears to be more the former and not the latter.
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also, I'd be willing to say that TNG's handling of those issues probably went a way towards things like newBSG and Coruscant being protrayed they way they were. TNG's run was from 87-94. SW Ep 1 came out in 99, 2 in 2002. NewBSG didn't come out till 2004.
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IMO it's one thing to point out some pretty gaping holes in a universe, and another to contrast it to later shows that have come out in its wake, having learned from its mistakes and also benefited from increased funding and attention to detail.
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I could compare it to the 1950s-1960s Flash Gordon serial instead? Which managed to have a nice matte painting or two of busy spaceports.
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you could, certainly. And that would IMO be a somewhat more valid comparison on a lot of levels.
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It would be less than fair if I was criticizing those for the scenes of slaves busy powering the rockets by shoveling radium into the atomic furnaces, because that's the sort of thing that genuinely wasn't known at the time. On the other hand, by 1987, I think it's entirely reasonable to expect a decent grasp of the notion that centers of civilization tend to be fairly crowded, busy places. (edited)
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I'm pretty sure they knew that you didn't fuel nuclear reactors by hand (or fuel them with radium) by the 1950s.
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That's a 20s or 30s kind of mistake.
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Eh, maybe they cribbed it from the 30s serials or I'm misremembering the date of a thing I watched something like 30 years ago. But the thing is that it's a whole different category of oops.
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Sort of like the difference in milSF oopsen between "yeah, normal lasers don't do that, but maybe the Zap-O-Matic 4000..." and "I don't care what the tech assumptions are, it's never a good time for a daytime naked charge across the minefield!"
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or "fine, you want a daylight charge across the minefield with your rifle between your knees? make your case as to WHY that's a tactically valid solution."
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Which all is to say, there are a lot of things in ST that I don't like, but which I can accept as parameters of the settings, or suspend disbelief in (even the economics); that's fine. This particular thing, on the other hand, falls right into the "irredeemably stupid worldbuilding" bin, right alongside such other classics as "medieval society takes seriously the idea of banning fire" and "perpetual motion zombies not powered by explicit magic".
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also ships in EP being amat-powered but taking 10 months to reach neptune (??)
EP doesn’t even have rules for spaceship combat, I think they wanted you to rely on egocasting
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sdschildberg 12/28/2020 11:06 AM
Theory about why all shots of Earth are so empty: There is tons of traffic...just Earth Starbase is explicitly a government base in a restricted zone
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That explains a little bit.
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theres a lot of explicit mentions of "we are the only (useful combat-)ship [near earth]" (edited)
11:31
it got better with later instantiations, like the voyager finale, the battle of wolf 359 or the beginning of first contact (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 12:23 PM
In First Contact, I was still shocked that there weren't weapon emplacements on Earth firing at the cube...
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Or at least some sort of orbital defense grid.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/28/2020 12:23 PM
Yeah, really. B5 thought of it!
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(Hell, they made it a plot point.)
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i said better, not good. its still woefully inadequate when they can throw out self replicating weapon systems out there with minimal development time
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:00 PM
The Sol System does have defenses, they'd be located at Mars and Venus though
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:01 PM
someone forgot that space is not an ocean, I guess
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:01 PM
And they'd be really old by the time of First Contact
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they do have enough range to cover basically everything
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:01 PM
[chuckles darkly in lightlag]
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:02 PM
At least in Star Fleet battles, Phasers are implicitly FTL weapons (edited)
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:02 PM
aaaa
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:03 PM
since lasers only go 1 tile in 1/32 of a second, and a tile is 1/32 of a lightsecond; or something
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meanwhile phasers have no maximum range
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only a range at which they no longer do significant damage, which can be extended with the Tim Taylor approach to technology
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More Power
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:04 PM
aaa
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i mean, trek has casual ftl travel, sensors and comms. i dont see how ftl guns are any more aaaa on top of that
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:08 PM
it builds
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:09 PM
They don't have FTL sensors, sometimes
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The Picard Maneuver wouldn't work with FTL sensors
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That being where a ship at long range FTL's into short range and to the hostile ship appears at two places at once
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Obviously relying on Enemy sensor officers to assume the "new" contact is EW deception
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and then firing a bunch of phasers and torpedoes from close range
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It's a sufficiently dangerous maneuver that an older Cheyenne class cruiser can threaten a larger Galaxy class starship.
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I object to FTL guns that don't hit the target before you fire them.
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Because that's the intrinsic coolness of FTL guns right there.
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:21 PM
from a certain reference frame…
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(namely the target's)
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(Also, the visual effect of the tempolaser beam shooting out of the exploding ship and grounding itself in your gun is kinda neat.)
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And all you need is a thiotimoline lasing crystal.
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:23 PM
aye, that effect is a major plot point in an Ailevérse story in production
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as in, if you don't know it's FTL it goes the wrong way
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Enderminion 12/28/2020 1:24 PM
wouldn't it only appear to be fired before you were hit from the target's reference frame?
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2020 1:25 PM
once you go FTL all bets are off
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have to start drawing diagrams V:
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From the firer's frame, since you're seeing the light given off by the projectile, and since the projectile is moving back in time as it gains distance, the light from the more distant positions reaches you earlier, or at best, simultaneously with that from the closer positions.
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Same reasoning as why an FTL ship accelerating away from you looks like it's approaching.
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temporal disruptor
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Oh, and on the topic of people asking exactly where the bathrooms are on the Enterprise:
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VulpixFangirl 12/30/2020 11:39 AM
I don't suppose anyone has a link where I can find out what a codramaju is?
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Just read one's obituary, very sad
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I only now realized that this entire article--about an ambitious transfem person who wants to improve people's lives with cool augmented reality glasses--is big Korps energy
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(the problem is of course, that in our currently-human world, entrenching structural inequality just gets you into the Altered Carbon future where a small class of rich people are the only ones with access to those advantages and just use their impunity to do horrifying things to others.)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/30/2020 12:10 PM
The sad fact of transhumanism-- its economic inaccessibility <vuv>
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hell, that's the sad fact of current technology.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 12/30/2020 12:54 PM
We’ll figure it out ^ouo^
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Yeah, that's what I sometimes like about EA and philanthropy when they're focused on improving conditions for the global poor and not far-future seed AI anything
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I think they would argue that seed AI isn't that far-future and very important to get right. But it's very hard to tell if it actually is.
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The problem is that it's not a field which is terribly forgiving of implementation errors.
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The problem is the human race has basically no idea what it's doing and is currently led by madmen
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(is it ticks to say that world leaders / rich people / shadowy cabal are all insane?)
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And we, humanity, are very, very bad at handling the kind of black swan issue that boils down to "if you do not solve this problem correctly on the first try, everyone dies, no backsies".
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And we, humanity, are very, very bad at handling the kind of black swan issue that boils down to "if you do not solve this problem correctly on the first try, everyone dies, no backsies".
see: climate change
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By these standards, climate change is a trivially easy problem.
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well i mean not everyone will die
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but millions will
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Actually, by pretty much any standards, climate change is a trivially easy problem, if one discounts human nature.
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Actually, by pretty much any standards, climate change is a trivially easy problem, if one discounts human nature.
well human nature is the issue here
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we're not doing the easy solutions because that would make the oil companies lose money
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Maybe, but any consequences of climate change we suffer have almost nothing to do with climate change , per se, and everything to do with anything to be done about it having to be run past an implementation committee of fucking loonies .
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i mean, crop failure in the tropics is a direct climate change concern.
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But this is politics, and I hereby award everyone including me one politics infraction and a slap upon the wrist in accordance with the Dealing With This Shit Makes My Brain Hurt Act of 2020.
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(To address this in as indirect a way as possible: climate change is an easy problem because you can see it coming a long way off before it causes any issues, there are a plethora of ways to stop making the problem worse and another plethora of ways to ameliorate it, and a rational implementation of them doesn't require demanding any particular sacrifice of anyone. The only reason it's not a piece of historical trivia is <danger forbidden topic warning>. This contrasts with, say, runaway seed AI or asteroid collisions, which tend to appear in the historical record in the same way that a period does in a sentence, unless you were extremely careful and rather clever in planning and executing your In Case The Thing Which Never Happens Happens plan.) (edited)
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i mean, we don't know how that sort of thing would play out.
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my heuristic is just that the people who meaningfully work on AI and machine learning and those topics tend to downplay and dismiss superintelligence concerns, while those who advocate for them seem to be further from where progress in the field is concentrated.
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Yeah, but they're working on two very, very disparate parts of the field. If my day-to-day job was working on GPT-3 level neural nets, I wouldn't have much concern about runaway superintelligence, either. Actually, I'd go ahead and stipulate that there isn't, currently, an AI technology likely to lead to runaway superintelligence, but that's part of MIRI, et. al.,'s point; you want to solve their problem, ethicality in superintelligences, well before there's an AI technology that might lead to runaway superintelligence.
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Otherwise, some clever idiot will cook one up before you solve the ethicality problem, and it kills you.
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(Basically, like wanting to solve the "will the chain reaction set the atmosphere on fire and incinerate the Earth" problem in re atomic bombs before you solve the "how do you make atomic bombs" question. Only computation is a lot easier to get your hands on than uranium.)
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I mean I think it's worthwhile to have someone thinking about the problem, I just think also the MIRI is primarily a grift.
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VulpixFangirl 12/30/2020 11:06 PM
I love the nod to how the Eldrae technology is affecting their personalities!
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Ah, yes, en-lightning-ment.
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VulpixFangirl 12/31/2020 1:35 AM
I am a goooooood!!
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creates snow
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bleh the dysphoria is bad tonight, kind of wish someone could just stick me in a vat and fix that t: tbh you always do...
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m: I'm now imagining an eldrae engaging with some less enlightened society, being asked why she happen to be rather female that day, and her being all 'look it doesn't matter can we get to business?'
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2020 2:44 AM
I could see the eldrae sarcastically saying "because I can swap sexes" and the society suddenly wondering if it's volitional like clownfish or sort of like a werewoman
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lol yep
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2020 2:45 AM
alternatively "I woke up like this"
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'I downed an entire can of genderfluid, if that's what you're asking.'
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0111narwhalz 12/31/2020 2:47 AM
"I am a sun if that helps"
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eldraeic tradition is that a vessel takes the gender opposite that of its first captain, and so…)
so if the captain is 'herm'/whatever you call that flavor of nb, would the vessel be agender/neuter (and vice versa)?
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'I downed an entire can of genderfluid, if that's what you're asking.'
i love that pun.
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m: I'm now imagining an eldrae engaging with some less enlightened society, being asked why she happen to be rather female that day, and her being all 'look it doesn't matter can we get to business?'
This is the sort of thing that is most fun when done intentionally. (There is a trope called "Ass in Ambassador" - and one of the examples of it they list is from Discworld , in which Vimes's visit to a very old-fashioned dwarf kingdom with a troll and an openly female dwarf is explained as basically the equivalent of visiting Iran with a Mossad agent and a transvestite. The Ministry of State and Outlands, when tasked with the job of posting an ambassador to places like, say, Saudi Arabia, is careful to search through its list of possible candidates to be absolutely sure they find someone appropriate. Say, a whiskey-drinking lesbian ex-fighter pilot with six doctorates, a firm conviction that speed limits are for other people, and the ability to kill a man in 83 ways using only her pinkie. This has the advantage of (a) making the Empire's views on their quaint customs quite clear, thanks, and (b) being hilarious to watch.)
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local TERF: 'What's next? In seventh wave feminism, are rocks going to be considered women to you?' scout: well actually one of my acquaintances is galari, but they're not really gendered. (edited)
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eldraeic tradition is that a vessel takes the gender opposite that of its first captain, and so…)
so if the captain is 'herm'/whatever you call that flavor of nb, would the vessel be agender/neuter (and vice versa)?
...honestly, I hadn't thought of that, but it seems a reasonable possibility.
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(And now I'm wondering where the pre- and post-nuptial catalysts fit into this system. Hmm.)
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what are those again?
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This is the sort of thing that is most fun when done intentionally. (There is a trope called "Ass in Ambassador" - and one of the examples of it they list is from Discworld , in which Vimes's visit to a very old-fashioned dwarf kingdom with a troll and an openly female dwarf is explained as basically the equivalent of visiting Iran with a Mossad agent and a transvestite. The Ministry of State and Outlands, when tasked with the job of posting an ambassador to places like, say, Saudi Arabia, is careful to search through its list of possible candidates to be absolutely sure they find someone appropriate. Say, a whiskey-drinking lesbian ex-fighter pilot with six doctorates, a firm conviction that speed limits are for other people, and the ability to kill a man in 83 ways using only her pinkie. This has the advantage of (a) making the Empire's views on their quaint customs quite clear, thanks, and (b) being hilarious to watch.)
So a more extreme version of HRH Elizabeth II taking that Saudi prince for a joyride?
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In biological terms, a prenuptial catalyst is a third sex that adds or edits genetic/epigenetic information before conception; a postnuptial catalyst is one that does so or provides other services to the developing offspring after conception but pre-birth. (Or their approximate analogs.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2020 12:10 PM
so if there was a species that had two members provide the gametes and a third member provide the womb, that would be a postnuptial catalyst?
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The grammatical genders followed along, as they tend to. Although when the existence of five-sexed forms added further headaches to the biologists, they stopped trying to make the grammar keep up.
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@Morgrim Moon Yep.
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2020 12:12 PM
and a prenuptial would be, for example, a species where the mitochondria come from a third party and not one of the gamete-contributors?
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I should also clarify that in many cases the matching of grammatical gender to biological sex (or even of sex to particular functional characteristics) is rather a loose matching, as biology turned out to have plenty of surprises waiting out in the stars. 🙂
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2020 12:13 PM
(the species I plotted out for Heads and Tails would be postnuptial catalysts. Not that that came up because I decided that fanfic worked better as a pure conversation, and stripped the descriptions out)
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and both of the situations morgrim described have been done in humans too
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I should also clarify that in many cases the matching of grammatical gender to biological sex (or even of sex to particular functional characteristics) is rather a loose matching, as biology turned out to have plenty of surprises waiting out in the stars. 🙂
In-frigging-deed. One of the more obvious caveats is that those sharing a body don't hvae to think of themselves as the same gender...
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Usually the matchings of sex to functional characteristic are assigned on the basis of what's normative for the species, on the grounds that otherwise your biology textbooks start running to tens of thousands of pages cataloging all the exceptions - rather than just a disclaimer in the front that this represents the status quo before any clever engineers got to mucking about with it.
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@Morgrim Moon Could be. Or it could be a species like the - argh, I don't remember the species name, but the cetacean race in Zindell's Neverness where a gamete is passed back and forth between various individuals each adding and removing pieces of DNA. (edited)
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Or possibly like the Azadians in Banks's Player of Games , in which the males contribute genetic material to the apices, who then [stuff] and pass the result on to the females. (Although you could also argue in that case the apices are actually female and the females are misclassified postnuptial catalysts, but for the sake of example I'm going to assume that the two sexes we share with them are correctly identified.)
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I guess part of the reason why this grates so much is living in a time and place where sex is usually assigned coercively, so it seems weird to hang one's hat on it for classification and just...bleh.
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Well, it's kind of tricky to do biology (and especially reproductive biology) without it, especially since some species have gone very far to one end or the other of sexual di polymorphism.
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Morgrim Moon 12/31/2020 12:35 PM
sex is a useful categorisation. The biggest issue is when people apply unrelated things TO sex. Like assigning pure-nurture behaviours as "belonging" to a certain sex.
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In general, as well, part of the problem is that 21st-century-human conceptions of "gender" and "race" translate across the cultural boundary really, really badly. To start with the latter while I gather my thoughts, when a human says "race", they don't usually mean "sub-speciation genetic clade" and no more . It might actually be better to translate human!race into their term which I would usually gloss as ethny , except that in their terms, an ethny is primarily a cultural clade based in memetic descent, and a racially eseldrae family who grew up among the Daen-lin (a primarily lumeneldrae ethny) would still be unquestionably Daen-lin to everyone, which cannot be said of, say, human racial transpositions. tl;dr where are all the Aryan African-Americans?
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(Of course, I say 21st-century-humans, because we've got worse at this. It's not like there weren't some black Vikings. Although, I suppose, there was that very confused kid some years back whose ancestors came from northern India and who deemed himself, therefore, eminently qualified to try to join the Aryan Nation...)
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There’s a reason why most ethnologists trace migrations by language before genetics.
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Yep. But in terms of the man in the street, argh.
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With gender, on the other hand, the problem is largely that it's so much stronger a concept for here-and-now-humans, insofar as it's a much bigger part of personal identity. Leaving aside the lesser sexual dimorphism and thus cultural sex-based gender roles I've covered in various places - say, https://eldraeverse.com/2014/04/28/trope-a-day-gender-is-no-object/ - there is also simply that, as such profound individualists, they're bad at preselected-group-based identities for the same reason they're bad at the various -isms. Namely, that if it comes right down to it, in their heart of hearts, every eldrae sees themselves as the crowning, if sole, exemplar of the gender of Me, of the race of Me, embodying the archetype of Me. It's just not something most of them get particularly attached to, especially in these days where switching gender, sex, and all is not all that much more difficult than changing pants. Which is very psychologically weird from a human perspective, but then.
Gender Is No Object: Played almost straight with the eldrae, due to any and all of: lesser sexual dimorphism; population demographics that made it impractical to waste much of the capacity of half …
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(No offense intended to the biologically or culturally human; I'm illustrating differences, not making value judgments about what one's significant attachments ought to be.)
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Right. And I think if it was easier to do for humans there'd be much more fragmentation.
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'everyone has their own gender' is probably the limiting principle of this
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much as eldrae are, in general, probably the limiting principle of a society based on self-expression values as opposed to survival values
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which tends to map well onto the 'communitarian-individualist' political axis
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Certainly within delta of it, yeah.
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I haven't yet found the perfect proverb along the lines of "What doth it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose his own soul?" for them, but they are a culture that will reliably put principle over survival. Or, to put it briefly: self-integrity over self. Better a dead Me than a living, truthless, husk.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2020 1:22 PM
"nought's had, all's spent, where our desire is got without content"? (edited)
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And they're rich enough to not need to worry about basic survival, for the last few milennia at least
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Scooter did a post on that but I think he's mapping it on the wrong axis. Traditional Values include a lot of 'property is held in common in the village/clan' https://slatestarcodex.com/2013/03/04/a-thrivesurvive-theory-of-the-political-spectrum/
I admitted in my last post on Reaction that I devoted insufficient space to the question of why society does seem to be drifting gradually leftward. And I now realize that in order to critique the …
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Also, the humanoid chauvinist planet gets a dar-vorac ambassador because of course
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(on PF embassy someone remarked how dumb it was that neoavians have a penalty to having no humanoid bodies which...makes no sense.)
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Now there's a writer that has never met any corvids. (Or psittacines, but I like corvidae better.)
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Happy New Year! May it be less apocalyptic and more eschatological!
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VulpixFangirl 01/01/2021 12:45 AM
Happy New Year!!
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/01/2021 2:02 AM
Happy New Year from Mordor!
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Eschatological?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/01/2021 9:34 AM
Don’t let THEM immanentize the eschaton. (edited)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 01/01/2021 11:34 AM
Happy New Year to all!
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DSD [He/They] 01/01/2021 8:32 PM
Why are the Legions male-heavy and the Navy female-heavy, @Overmind?
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In the modern day, mostly historical inertia.
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In ancient times, because lesser sexual dimorphism doesn't mean no sexual dimorphism, and thus you end up with a somewhat skewed distribution when advanced military tactics involve phalanxes and sticking 'em with the pointy end.
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In somewhat less ancient times, for the assorted reasons that you can read over at http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/crew.php#id--Crew_Candidates for female astronauts, which mostly apply in lesser wise to wet navy ships.
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And anything done for long enough becomes institutional culture and unspoken assumptions and hidden preferences. (edited)
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(Those making the argument that any differential in numbers must surely indicate some form of sexism are cordially invited to take it up with the Amazon Brigade or the crew of the CS Sausage Party , respectively.) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/02/2021 4:15 PM
does CS Sausage Party include hermaphrodites? :V
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Allen Steele puts forth the interesting possibility that for a prolonged commercial mission, psychological problems can be avoided by ensuring that the entire crew is part of a single group marriage. Sounds extreme but in his science fiction novels he makes a good case for it.
Clearly he hasn't heard of trans girl polycule drama lol
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I'm pretty sure all Korps ships would do that anyway. And the spaceship is part of the relationship.
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does CS Sausage Party include hermaphrodites? :V
Lol obviously
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plot twist: the CS Sausage Party is crewed by grilling/hot dog fanatics
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2021 2:36 AM
or kookaburra uplifts
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2021 2:43 AM
Australian bird noted for its tendency to steal sausages (among other things) directly off the barbeque.
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(and then laughing at you)
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Cornflakes
plot twist: the CS Sausage Party is crewed by grilling/hot dog fanatics
Enderminion 01/03/2021 2:47 AM
or fans of the Movie.... Sausage party
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better to die a free mentos than to live under false gods!
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that coke bottle with teal'c s voice still gets me
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the rest of the movie is horrible tho
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Enderminion 01/03/2021 3:00 AM
I've never seen it and don't plan to
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good decision
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Cornflakes
plot twist: the CS Sausage Party is crewed by grilling/hot dog fanatics
Centrists! (edited)
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fanatic centrists
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What makes a man turn centrist? Lust for gold? Power? Or are they just born with a heart of centerism?
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They just want to grill, for goodness' sake!
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2021 6:26 PM
I want to grill [for] everybody in the world
—Grillex
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/08/2021 8:34 AM
centrist commandos...
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"We just wanted to grill. Now we're gonna kill"
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like the Dallas Steaks, it's a team of lovable Grill Dads (of any gender, of course)
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Lmao ahd is right
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@Overmind we demand the other planets
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stares thoughtfully at the word "demand" in a sentence about the home star system of the eldrae
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well yes of course demand. the local Weave access is pitifully slow and we can't seem to download the tourist docs on our own 😛 (edited)
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'wait, Mistress thunkii? That title seems sus.'
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[finally remembered the name of what Eldrae ubiquitous wifi was]
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/09/2021 11:52 PM
how do eldrae do wingsuiting (fug, capitalization) (edited)
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apropos of absolutely nothing in the previous conversations
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Part of me is tempted to put all further posts in that series on hold until 2024 just for "demand". But that would be petty, and more importantly, every bit as will-surrendering as posting it immediately because of said "demand".
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Got sidetracked last year before I could write out a review of the Associated Worlds books, and working from what I remember: You lay out a whole lot of furniture, and it's masterfully-crafted furniture used to good effect in The Core War and Darkness Within, but I'm left wondering when the real party's gonna start 😅 I've recommended the books to friends, but I've had to prefix my recommendations with a note that they're largely microfiction with not much in the way of overarching plot. Have you plans for anything longer-form?
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BluejayHurricane 01/11/2021 9:25 PM
You know, I’m not sure if I even would want actual plot. I would never be happy with all the stories not told. Such is being a finite being, I guess, but even still, I like the countless little world-snippets.
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Also, frankly, I would rather have a full-semester university course. Or several. But that’s the same problem.
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Part of me is tempted to put all further posts in that series on hold until 2024 just for "demand". But that would be petty, and more importantly, every bit as will-surrendering as posting it immediately because of said "demand".
I was assuming it was the usual 512-threads-and-only-16-cognitive-cores thrashing that led you to put it down and not yet pick it up. Which is why I ask these things rather than, well, demand them.
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querentine: where they lock you up until you answer questions.
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2021 10:16 AM
used as slang for where your database goes when it locks up
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querentine: where they lock you up until you answer questions.
"here's a wrench, drug him and hit him until he spits out the password"
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0111narwhalz
used as slang for where your database goes when it locks up
BluejayHurricane 01/12/2021 10:55 AM
You joke, but I’m going to start using this.
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Today in legal concepts that are great fun in fiction but should probably not be introduced here in monkeyville: "judicial incredibility".
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2021 4:55 PM
Oro?
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Enderminion 01/13/2021 5:02 PM
Today in Sufficient Velocity's Corrupt a Wish Thread:
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Enderminion
Today in Sufficient Velocity's Corrupt a Wish Thread:
granted, you get dropped onto litash
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Enderminion 01/13/2021 5:02 PM
Not me
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And you do have to sort of follow the letter of the wish and Litash wasn't part of the Empire
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freaking Invisible Text
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2021 5:08 PM
is that who I think it is
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it better not be
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Enderminion 01/13/2021 5:09 PM
Cryptoam?
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Sorely tempted to break out my little-used SV account.
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Enderminion 01/13/2021 5:16 PM
Do it
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Curse you, moderator approval!
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Enderminion 01/13/2021 5:18 PM
It'll get through eventually
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Jade Nekotenshi
Oro?
It being legally declared that you’re in-credible - i.e. that your word is no good, and as such you are not to be believed on any subject.
22:59
Consequences including that you cannot testify meaningfully in court, can’t conclude binding contracts, your signatures and seals are no good on documents, etc., etc., and if you claim that the sky is blue, people rush to the windows.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2021 11:26 PM
In other words, you become the perfect murder witness
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Consequences including that you cannot testify meaningfully in court, can’t conclude binding contracts, your signatures and seals are no good on documents, etc., etc., and if you claim that the sky is blue, people rush to the windows.
Jade Nekotenshi 01/14/2021 10:48 AM
Oh, I can see why the Empire has a use for that. And equally why it's a legendarily bad idea here. Now, if we just had working alethiometers...
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and if I had a free pony
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2021 11:33 AM
@Cornflakes or for any other crime, really a good accomplice; it's not like anyone will believe you if you try to snitch
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including your accomplice, who you wont be able to coordinate with. (if taken to the extreme)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2021 11:43 AM
hork hork hork
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but I'm presuming incredibility is reserved for people who are deliberate liars, not just unintelligent/bad at guessing/pathological (edited)
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We're getting closer on the alethiometer front. Just a tragic lack of enthusiasm so far for replacing witness stands with MRI machines.
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(And, y'know, not being able to trust your verbal evidence doesn't stop the court from tearing it from your living brain.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2021 3:41 PM
That's what amnestics are for, but yeah
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Its milder in a total surveillance scenario
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You need something a bit better than a regular amnestic to do a really effective job, 'cause otherwise you're leaving a big suspicious-looking hole right in the middle of your associative web. (Plus, there's the unfortunate truth that most amnestics are just memory blockers , and the ones which aren't tend to involve killing chunks of your brain.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2021 3:54 PM
Well, true enough :p
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alternative: just make imagined memories as vivid and apparently-real as real ones, that way no one can tell if any particular memory if a fabrication or not. Even you!
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(warning: may come with a diagnosis of insanity.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2021 3:58 PM
well, as Our Leader got at, memories are more of an associative cobweb than a roll of film you can cut out by sections
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that does make the problem somewhat trickier, as it's not just a matter of making sure you can't tell if the memory is real, but rather you have to make sure the associations aren't distinguishable from a conventional memory
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alternative: just make imagined memories as vivid and apparently-real as real ones, that way no one can tell if any particular memory if a fabrication or not. Even you!
I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not
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well, if you can't hide, use decoys
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well, it would work. Is it a good idea? Proooobably not. But it would work!
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For relatively safe and reliable amnestics, there are always hippocampal inhibitors that block memory encoding, so nothing gets laid down and you have anteretrograde amnesia for the period from just before taking it until the dose wears off.
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Downside: given the limits on short-term memory, you would be well advised to commit a crime you can handle inside 30 seconds or so. Or take lots of post-its.
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Downside Two: Should you be running from the police in the morning? You don't know!
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DSD [He/They] 01/14/2021 4:03 PM
Reminds me of Freefall. Though you could set a robot to do the memorising and kill it afterwards.
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also, a quick and dirty solution would be to just save a mindstate beforehand and then revert to it
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which would also be pretty obvious, but so is just about every other solution that doesn't incorporate new falsified memories... although, if you run your fork in a sim during the heist you could make falsified memories
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the criminal got caught wandering outside, trying to check whether they locked the door on the way out, but they forgot where their house was.
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We're getting closer on the alethiometer front. Just a tragic lack of enthusiasm so far for replacing witness stands with MRI machines.
also mri machines aren't good enough to detect lies yet
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Studies demonstrate clearly visible differences in brain activity between recall and confabulation.
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It’s hardly perfect, obviously, but it already beats a polygraph all to hell.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/14/2021 5:12 PM
Polygraphs are barely better than wild-ass guessing, IIRC
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So that's not a real high bar, but...
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 8:37 AM
Of all the technologies available in the Empire, I want psychdesign the most.
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Interchangeable bioshells aren't far behind.
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 8:38 AM
I kinda wanna be a botboss. My feet hurt and the non-automatable part of my job is all coordination and logistics and prioritsation; let the bots do the lidding and labelling and carrying heavy things parts
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 8:39 AM
(A cure for akrasia, depression, mania and miscalibrated time preference, all at once? Yes. I will become immortal just to be able to work long enough to pay off the debt. Yes. Times 100.)
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That would be pretty awesome too!
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 8:40 AM
I know I'm starting with low-hanging fruit, but hey it'd remove a bunch of stress and improve my efficiency while still letting me feel useful, and cause minimal anxiety! Unlike editing my brain.
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 8:46 AM
I want greater immortality the most by miles, biological immortality second. Psychedesign and starships a (distant) joint third. (I would really, really want those two, but I want immortality pretty much infinitely more.) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 9:12 AM
funny, I'd like starships first and psychdesign a close second
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I mean transhumanism is kind of all this 'dang if only I could be someone else' tsuff.
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in a way
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though obviously I'd love easy and reversible sex swapping.
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 1:13 PM
Nah. I'd like to be me, but better.
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BluejayHurricane 01/15/2021 1:22 PM
I mean, that sort of is someone else. I had to make peace with the fact that either I was sticking around, and would accomplish exactly nothing, or a slightly different version of me would go on to do things, and the old version of me wouldn't exist anymore. Psychdesign would just help me ensure that the version going on would have "more of my virtues, and fewer of my flaws", which is otherwise rather hard to execute on. It's where I want to go anyway, but faster and with less chance of botching the process.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 1:24 PM
I suppose that might count as being someone else, but only in the same sense that me-at-40 and me-at-18 are different and distinct. Also, if I consent to become that someone else, then I'm fine with being just that.
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Someone? No. Something ? Yes.
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<insert Cavil rant here>
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(Something, something, perfect immortal machine.)
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Psychdesign seems too surgical for me to trust it until it’s been around for a century or two. Brain’s just too complicated for you to simply go around cutting out neuroses.
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At present-setting-date, it's been around for approximately 40-45 centuries.
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Yeah, with augmentation tech my first priority is going to be better eyes and then negligible senescence.
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My hairline's already receding at 31
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I mean I unironically agree with all this, I just have to stop myself from maladaptive daydreaming, instead of doing the things-of-limited-effectiveness that are present in the current reality.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:06 PM
@Zarpaulek some people start balding at 19
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my first priority is a "stop-procrastinating" hack
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the ability to bud a motivated subpersona
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BizarroLand ♀
my first priority is a "stop-procrastinating" hack
0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 2:07 PM
eh I'll install that one later
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immortality first, then i'll have time
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I mean I unironically agree with all this, I just have to stop myself from maladaptive daydreaming, instead of doing the things-of-limited-effectiveness that are present in the current reality.
Got to be careful, though, lest that itself prove metacounterproductive. After all, all progress is ultimately driven by the few unreasonable folks who stare reality right in the eye and say, "No, universe, your mom is maladaptive!"
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 2:09 PM
with enough procrastination you can do a constant amount of work in an arbitrary time
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(procrastination is a vital part of my creative process :V)
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(I take a moment here for a Buddy Jesus Thumbs Up to the trans community in general, as a rather prominent example of telling the universe to shut up and sit down when it comes to defining them in ways not those in which they would prefer to be defined.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:15 PM
har de har har
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Got to be careful, though, lest that itself prove metacounterproductive. After all, all progress is ultimately driven by the few unreasonable folks who stare reality right in the eye and say, "No, universe, your mom is maladaptive!"
I can't exactly mope myself into having better executive function, as good as that might be...
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:15 PM
but no, seriously, if I had slightly better executive function/anti-procrastination measures I would be in a much more advanced place with my skills today
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I might not even have had to drop out of college.
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Okay, will have... uh...
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I might not have to drop out of college? That doesn't sound right
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It's future tense but unavoidable
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short of a pair of RCGs the best we can so is to use the existing therapies and strategies available for such conditions.
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 2:17 PM
"…I might not have had to will drop out…" no, that's time traveler tenses
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:19 PM
as it is now it took me until 2017 to finish a story (started writing 2013)
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Truth, certainly, says a fellow member of the impaired-executive-function club, but there is a human cognitive trap in which "working with what exists" becomes "stop demanding more", and in the worst cases becomes "eh, screw progress".
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:19 PM
and until 2019 to actually write a story for publication (yes, I got rejected)
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yeah, i mean 'demand more, in ways that are actually likely to lead to improvements'
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:20 PM
It also took me until yesterday to actually draw a human(-ish) body accurately without a direct model
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fiction can be a good coping mechanism though.
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Insert my merry rant on members of the medical profession willing to settle for terminal goals that aren't "eliminate death, pain, and sickness literally everywhere except for footnotes in books about ancient history".
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:22 PM
well, you can't really expect such long-term research planning out of humans. Most humans. (edited)
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looks at SENS
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Yes, yes, you personally can't do all of that today , but please, good sir, keep your eye on the feckin' ball lest you turn into one of those cods who writes smug little articles about how death is good, disability is to be accepted, and suffering builds character. (And then I will be obliged to hurt, maim, and kill you as an example to others.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:24 PM
har
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but cancer and longevity go hand in hand
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so actually, it's not that far off
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I mean, part of it is that near-term goals are more readily achievable. But I think there is a fair amount of focus on that too, which is a good thing
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from what I've read on Derek Lowe's blog he talks a fair amount about longevity and aging.
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Let’s face it – any other syndrome that caused the sorts of effects that age does on our bodies would be considered a plague. To quote Martin Amis’s lead character in Money, who’s thinking about an actress he’s casting in a movie who “time had been kind to”, he goes on to note that “Over the passing years, time had been cruel to nearly everybody else. Time had been wanton, virulent and spiteful. Time had put the boot in.” It sure does. But we’re used to it, and it happens to everyone, and it happens slowly. Does it have to be that way? The history of medicine is a refusal to play the cards that we’ve been dealt, and there’s no reason to stop now.
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Oh, it's not universal, fortunately. But for every Derek Lowe, there's a dozen bioethicists preaching the death-is-natural line.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:27 PM
my only real objection to longevity research is, a lot of theorists and whatnot seem to ignore the physiological components of our minds
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right now it is believed neuroplasticity drops off after around age 50
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Which is true, but flaming fiddly fucking ferrets, so very not the point.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:28 PM
and eventually neurons straight up just stop working due to the Enemy (edited)
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senility is the issue I have when writing longevity treatments
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but yes give me my smoking hot big titty synth body it's my birthright
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:31 PM
give me me, but tigery and more swole and im ok
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the medical field is definitely one area where humanity's poorly-functional average moralities becomes really, really obvious
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not just the whole "yeah death is good" nonsense, but also things like the issues with assisted suicide. Even though you'd think those two would go hand in hand, they don't
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:33 PM
death is good but NOOOOOO YOU'VE GOT TO STAY ALIVE EVEN THOUGH ALL YOUR ORGANS HAVE FAILED AND YOUR MIND HAS VANISHED
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(one might argue that assisted suicide also goes contrary to the "actually no death is bad" bit but in fairness it's usually a choice between death now and more painful death shortly later.)
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also, cryogenics being a complete non-starter
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:34 PM
yeahhh
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I do not understand the rationalist obsession with cryonics
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it does not work as currently practiced
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i mean, it's basically the best option at this point
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its a crapshoot in a world of non-starters
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 2:35 PM
uh, not really?
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the odds of recovering anything useful out of the cryonicized may as well be zero iirc
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freezing just ravages cell structure
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there are attempts to mitigate that, i'm not sure how successful they are but anti-crystallization drugs are part of the process nowadays
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BluejayHurricane 01/15/2021 2:37 PM
That’s why bodies aren’t frozen.
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and again, the alternative is banking on a cure for aging in your lifetime. And they aren't mutually exclusive since most cryogenics plans wait for you to actually die first
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it is a crapshoot, but its also basically the best option available
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BluejayHurricane 01/15/2021 2:38 PM
It’s distinctly more subtle than “dump into a vat of LN2”.
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i'm not super familiar with the process; i know it involves at least the introduction of (rather toxic, were you still alive) anti-crystallization substances into the brain to reduce the whole cell shredding issue
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and most of the cheaper options also freeze only the head, because that's much more practical. And really, if you can resuscitate someone from death+brain filled with poison+oodles of probably-fixable structural damage on a cellular level, you can probably manage a prosthetic body.
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still a crapshoot though; i'd wager that modern processes avoid information-theoretic death, but it also relies totally on both the cryogenics company remaining solvent, and the future being willing you revive you.
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but still, the alternatives are "hope aging is cured within your lifespan", which are not great odds, and "die" (edited)
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or uh... i guess "document as much of your life as humanly possible and hope we're right about the practicalities of reconstructing a person from that sort of data" which is probably even more of a crapshoot.
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though personally, i'm not really worried about dying permanently. (edited)
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It is, um, un-rational to say yet that cryonics does not work, since the process has never yet been run to completion. It's analogous to claiming that anaesthesia doesn't work because no-one's ever woken up, when none of the patients has yet come out of surgery. And, yes, they use cryoprotectants to try and produce vitrefication rather than crystalline freezing, based on studies of those animals which do freeze and return to life upon thawing.
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 2:55 PM
And, as buggy said, any chance of revival at all is better than dying. (edited)
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also, it would be much more of a practical solution if it was actually taken seriously by more people
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As a side note, it's not like any honest cryonics proponent won't tell you right up front that it's a long-odds crapshoot, but the relevant question here and now isn't "will it work perfectly", or even "will it work". It's "does it preserve more of your essence than being dumped in a concrete-lined hole and digested by your own commensal bacteria", and that is a pretty damn easy question to answer. (edited)
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a good contrast is how the Eldrae handled it, which is pretty much "jumping on it full-force as soon as its recognized as a viable solution"
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part of the correllaries to that is "if the company handling storage goes bottom up, other people will go out of their way to handle the big dewars before they thaw", vs here where they will more-or-less get unceremoniously dumped at the landfill.
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As a further side note, if it does work, it will have been totally worth it for the chance to look up the final resting places of everyone who pooh-poohed the idea, pay them a visit, and dance the fandango atop them. That should use up a few decades of eternity.
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As a further side note, if it does work, it will have been totally worth it for the chance to look up the final resting places of everyone who pooh-poohed the idea, pay them a visit, and dance the fandango atop them. That should use up a few decades of eternity.
What, no public restrooms?
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also i'm actually willing to give greater than 50% odds on a cure for aging being developed by 2050
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BluejayHurricane 01/15/2021 3:03 PM
I’ll take that bet, thank you.
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that still leaves a lot of people with bad odds, though. Anyone 50-60 ish is really pushing it even if that deadline is met
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Unfortunately true 😔
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I'd advise old people to think about cryonics
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Young people too for that matter
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:04 PM
I'll turn 21 next month but I don't think about either
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have fun dying
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:05 PM
It's all conceptual since we neither have the ability to extend our lifespan nor resurrect those interred in dewar flasks
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yet
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Bad odds are better than none
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It's all conceptual since we neither have the ability to extend our lifespan nor resurrect those interred in dewar flasks
And yet the lifespans of lab rats have been significantly extended with no ill effects in several trials
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:06 PM
"our" as in humans
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Which shows to me that it's only going to be a few decades until humans
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(Also also, the human response to those pursuing the idea is weird. The scientist who manages to crack the problem of revival will have raised the fucking dead , a feat so far performed only by Jesus, who needed 'em fresh and in any case had access to the divine cheat codes. That's probably going to be the biggest thing in human history to that point. Small chance of success, but man, that payoff.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:08 PM
I'll think about it when the treatments enter human trials (edited)
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The New York Times said that powered flight would be possible in 1 to 10 million years
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About three months before the Wright Brothers
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:10 PM
yeah, that teaches you the value of science journalism
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They also said that rocketry outside the Earth's atmosphere was completely impossible, about a decade before Sputnik
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History is full of wildly pessimistic scientific predictions
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personally, i try to avoid medium term scientific speculation
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Funnily enough, the only mainstream sci-fi or science-fantasy work that actually mentions life extension as a positive thing is Warhammer 40k
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1-3 decades out is usually, relatively, predictable. Further, less so. Even further, and you're basically just speculating about what the currently known laws of physics says about technology, which is ironically easier
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Which should tell you more about the state of the genre more than anything else
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(although in typical 40k fashion it's only available to those ridiculously high up in the Imperium's power structure)
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40k somehow loops back around to reasonable in some places
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life extension being good, "FLESH IS WEAK", very long term planning in regards to society and space travel and such, etc
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The only bad things about the Mechanicus are their failure to innovate and their hatred of AI
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Longer-term predictions of scientific developments always tend to miss some weird thing which came out of seemingly nowhere.
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hatred of AI is excessive but i'll admit that AI is proooobably going to either be a ellipsis or a exclamation point
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(servitors of course being a consequence of said hatred for ai)
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And overestimate the importance of trendy stuff when the predictions are made.
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i'd say that in prior decades you could probably make predictions more reliably, but with AI finally getting really competent, now is getting rather unpredictable
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It's ironically one of the only places where hatred of AI is understandable, too
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Considering their previous civilization was almost destroyed by a massive AI war that humanity only won thanks to Big E
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which is a little ironic, considering AI might also be the sort of solution they need for the universe having it out for them
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yep
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Then again the entirety of 40k is just ironic incompetence on the part of literally everyone except the Tyranids
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"oh a sufficiently big mind/group of minds gets physic powers? Hmmmm if only we had a way to grow a really big mind so we didn't have to have our minds inverted every time we use our ftl drives."
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"oh a sufficiently big mind/group of minds gets physic powers? Hmmmm if only we had a way to grow a really big mind so we didn't have to have our minds inverted every time we use our ftl drives."
i think that's what big e is for
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That's what the Tyranids are for.
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the emperor helps, but only helps rather than solving the problem entirely
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^
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yep the Tyranids actually solve it
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by psychically punching the daemons in the psychic face
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That's what the Tyranids are for.
Cursed idea: Some mad scientist in another galaxy engineered the Tyranids to solve the Warp problem, but it got out of hand rapidly
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being incomplete would explain their criminal underappreciation of non-predatory methods of growth
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Yeah accidentally had the "replicate and self-improve" drives coded before the "preserve sophont life" drives
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aren't they almost completely dependant on landing somewhere and eating everything living? They'd get a lot more done if they built the space equivalent of a big damn tree
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aren't they almost completely dependant on landing somewhere and eating everything living? They'd get a lot more done if they built the space equivalent of a big damn tree
They do need an existing habitable planet, but they can spew out stuff from that planet as long as it still has enough minerals on it to build a biosphere iirc (edited)
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The Hive Fleets replicate so fast that they quickly drain a planet dry of any biologically useful minerals, tho
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Not sure why they're not setting bacteria loose on everything with CHNOPS, though
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hmm, that's not quite as bad as i thought it was, but it seems like they still have a bit of a mental block when it comes to the whole "evolve and adapt" thing, considering they aren't using the entire planet as raws
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or that
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They should have eaten through every Kuiper Belt in their territory by now, yeah
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and they seem to be stuck in a rut of CHON life, considering that the biologically useful parts of a planet are "yes" for the right biologies
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They should have evolved to robots by now
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exactly
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We know that being made of metal instead of CHON doesn't do anything to someone's soul (which is what is needed for all the Warp bs) because the Necrons losing their souls is explicitly explained as the upload process going very badly wrong
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(it went wrong because 40k)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 3:31 PM
but grim darkness of the far future
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Also the Necrons' gods probably ate their souls to spite them, considering that their reactors are literally powered by eating their own pantheon
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yeah but yknow what is even cooler than giant murdery alien dinosaur grimdarks?
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giant murdery alien dinosaur robot grimdarks
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giant murdery alien dinosaur robot grimdarks
I'm sure them upgrading to robots is giving whatever sane war planners exist in the Imperium nightmares
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(Which appears to be largely limited to the Emperor and Ciaphas Cain)
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i'm pretty sure those guys already have nightmares
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Unfortunately, the Emperor can't do much at the moment
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oh yeah, that's right the Emperor is basically a god at this point isn't he?
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except he's sorta trapped in his mostly dead body
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@Buggy He used to be basically an eldrae
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(as in genetically perfect transhuman version of a human)
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but after having a cult worshipping him for 10,000 years against his will i'm pretty sure his soul is only still mortal out of bloody-mindedness (edited)
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He is using a significant fraction of his possibly-godly powers to run the Giant Lighthouse in the Sky to prevent every ship in the Imperium from being eaten by daemons
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Unfortunately this also lit up a beacon in the Warp so massive that it attracted the Tyranids from another entire galaxy
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I know way too much about 40k lore for someone who doesn't even play the game lmao
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Emperor: "Don't worship me, i'm just a man." Emperor: mostly dies Everyone: WORSHIP Emperor: mostly-dead sigh
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I know way too much about 40k lore for someone who doesn't even play the game lmao
DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 3:38 PM
Same.
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We know that being made of metal instead of CHON doesn't do anything to someone's soul (which is what is needed for all the Warp bs) because the Necrons losing their souls is explicitly explained as the upload process going very badly wrong
they didnt understand the uploading perfectly and it worked as designdd
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praise the c'tan
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Of course, the real reason the Emperor is as powerful as he is is because the Orkz keep 'earin that the humie warboss is the biggest and baddest boss there is
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the emperor was damn powerful before humanity had writing
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he is also literally jesus
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Yes, but I meant the reason he hasn't died from powering the Astronomicon for 10,000 years yet
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don't they like
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sacrifice 10 million innocent souls a day or something
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sacrifice 10 million innocent souls a day or something
1,000
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that is from sacrificing a million batteries psykers every day (edited)
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goddammit
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And only of the most powerful psykers in the Imperium
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Which funnily enough is so horrifying that it's a massive state secret that you can get executed for knowing about without the proper clearance
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It's also less than the US' daily COVID-19 death toll, so draw your own conclusions
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and its over a million planets
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if you count the psyker's planet of origin
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also don't psykers attract the attention of warp entities or something?
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also don't psykers attract the attention of warp entities or something?
Yeah
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i vague recall being a psyker being illegalish
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which in wh40k means that you get shot if you aren't useful
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they are conduits to the warp, and untrained ones can get gobbled up by demoms
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i vague recall being a psyker being illegalish
You either get immediately pressed into service and given training or get possessed by a daemon
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Any psyker possessed by a daemon is sadly given the Emperor's Mercy
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which is a pretty good reason tbh
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the latter admittedly makes the former a lot more reasonable
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Given the effects of getting possessed by a daemon, the Emperor's Mercy is not a misnomer
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(propaganda term for summary execution, in case you didn't know)
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yeah of all the reasons to kill someone, "had their soul hollowed out by a eldritch abomination that is now trying to eat orphans" is a pretty reasonable one
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(propaganda term for summary execution, in case you didn't know)
0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:44 PM
(context works fine on that one :V)
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had their soul gobbled up for being too stupid to register for training
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As a psyker, your fates are: -Sacrificed to the Emperor -Die in glorious battle -Rise through the ranks and hopefully become an Inquisitor eventually -Possessed by a daemon and executed
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theres three honorable ones
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:46 PM
you either die or live to watch yourself become a monster…
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all three of those protect humanity in some way, the second one less but still
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And then of course there are the Eldar who are all psykers
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watch is a strong term, considering daemon
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the eldar also literally gave birth to a god by having non stop orgies
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The fact that they started a cult dedicated to drugs, kinky torture, and non-kinky torture, in 40k, as a race of psykers, is probably a good indication of their intelligence or lack thereof
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what about if you’re crippled in battle?
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they gave b- wh40k are you okay?
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wait
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no
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what about if you’re crippled in battle?
picked off by the enemy
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no faction except the tau possibly takes prisoners
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no, wh40k is not okay, that much is pretty clear
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watch is a strong term, considering daemon
0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:48 PM
I was talking about the Inquisitors
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Even if you won the battle?
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well the dark eldar take prisoners, but you'd rather be dead than that
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The entire situation really just needs a good Von Neumann probe dropped into it to swarm defeat the bad guys
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Laughs in Tyranid Swarm
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:50 PM
or a VN probe dropped in to accidentally make a new warp god
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praise the great machine spirit
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someone teach the Tyranid about dry nanotech
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The Tyranids are less swarmy than a VN probe
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and uh, also teach them to be nice
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actually maybe teach them to be nice first and then the metal thing
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the tyranid hive mind will hug everyone
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by force
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by wh40k standards tyranids are nice
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:51 PM
the chaos god of "shut the fuck up and get along," as per the dominant programming of the VN machines
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they just eat you
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What is the most likely end state for the WH40K universe?
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screaming
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Which evil will be the last one standing?
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Either eaten by Tyranids, eaten by the Chaos Gods, or eaten by an Emperor who finally loses his sanity and becomes a god
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the Chaos Gods rely on sentients to exist don't they?
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or the tyranids eat and become chaos gods
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Will the ‘Nids beat Chaos, though?
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they can't kill everyone without dying themselves
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Also, what about the Orks and the Necrons?
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or the necrons decide "fuck you all"
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before exploding inti internecine war
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really if the Tyranids get over their mental blocks and become a proper VN (which isn't a stretch, considering that is exactly what they want to do), everyone else is fucked
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they can't kill everyone without dying themselves
you think they're sane enough to care?
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true, but if they succeed it's not really a end state, they probably won't destroy the whole universe in the process
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~slaneesh just wanna have fun
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unless the chaos gods are really thorough, there would probably be some remnant of someone who comes back and restarts some civilization
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that or life just re-evolves from scratch and the process repeats because the laws of physics in wh40k hates life
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Probably the Tau
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 3:56 PM
They keep mortal slaves on Daemon worlds IIRC.
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Someone forgot to blow up the planet 5,000 years ago back when the Tau were in the Iron Age, and now they're a rising galactic power because they know how their technology works, unlike everyone else
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Probably the Tau
nah, some necron cryptek being "finally some peace and quiet" (edited)
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Necrons are literally robot boomers
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2021 3:57 PM
"haha tomb world go brrrr"
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What would you say is the best-case long-term scenario?
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plot twist: the AIs survived the war with humanity and are sitting in extragalactic space eating popcorn
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which is ironically probably the best case scenario as well
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if the tyranids win, they eat everything and you get early heat death. If the chaos gods win, things are either bad or cyclic until heat death
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if the tau win, things might be alright i guess
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They're communists who follow 1984 to the letter
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Just with more tech
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Which WH40K powers are sane/safe enough that the Imperium could (hypothetically, of course) ally with them?
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This means that they're the good guys in 40k, of course (edited)
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Which WH40K powers are sane/safe enough that the Imperium could (hypothetically, of course) ally with them?
The Imperium wouldn't ally with anyone even if they're sane
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The Imperium wouldn't ally with anyone even if they're sane
DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:03 PM
Big Bobby G allied with the Ynnari.
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DSD [He/They]
Big Bobby G allied with the Ynnari.
you fail to understand that the alliance was entirely for the purpose of acquiring eldar tiddy
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Guilliman x Yvraine OTP don't @ me
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you fail to understand that the alliance was entirely for the purpose of acquiring eldar tiddy
DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:05 PM
Alliance for the purpose of acquiring eldar tiddy (And eldar booty. Yvraine has a great ass.) is still an alliance.
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Also Guilliman still doesn't represent the entire Imperium at large considering how decentralized it is and its three thousand internal civil wars
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The Imperium is not sane or safe enough for the Imperium to ally with it.
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The Imperium is not sane or safe enough for the Imperium to ally with it.
Unironically true
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They're called Catholic Space Nazis for a reason
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Sweetie BOT 01/15/2021 4:09 PM
Worst failure at a thousand-year empire in the last century.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 4:13 PM
If the Imperium were over a barrel, they could ally with the Craftworld Eldar and the Tau; maybe the Drukhari in a pinch. Those guys are some nasty bastards - but if plied with the right favors and the right things are on the line, they'll probably play it straight.
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Most of 'em are mercenaries - you can probably count on them to at least honor their contracts.
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Most of 'em are mercenaries - you can probably count on them to at least honor their contracts.
dark eldar honor
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You keep using that word
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I do not think it means what you think it means
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 4:15 PM
Any contract that didn't pretty much let 'em do what they wanted to do anyway, they'd never agree to.
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Yeah, which is why you should never ally them
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:15 PM
Well, some of them had honour. They joined the Ynnari. (Lelith and that lot)
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They are the worst people in 40k
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In 40k
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nurgle loves you
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just as much as that cutesy little anthrax particle over there
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 4:17 PM
They're the most sadistic. Not necessarily the most treacherous.
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The real problem with Nurgle is that he loves all life equally
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Not all sophont life
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All life
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 4:18 PM
Chaos, especially Tzeentch, is treachery incarnate. Over a barrel, the Imperium would be well-served to ally with the Dark Eldar against Chaos, or maybe against 'nids. But I agree, not likely against anyone else.
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(Orks/Necrons are probably best manipulated into fighting each other, methinks)
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Jade Nekotenshi
(Orks/Necrons are probably best manipulated into fighting each other, methinks)
Nah the Orks are great allies
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Just point them at who you want dead
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And remember to Exterminatus all their planets when they're done
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give them shiny dakka to point
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:19 PM
Necrons are kinda varied. Imhotek would make a good ally, Trazyn in a helpful mood, maybe Szharek if things get really dicey.
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DSD [He/They]
Necrons are kinda varied. Imhotek would make a good ally, Trazyn in a helpful mood, maybe Szharek if things get really dicey.
Promise Trazyn free stuff
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give them shiny dakka to point
I want to see a sane Imperium's CIA equivalent just covertly shipping weapons to Orks and proxy warring them
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2021 4:20 PM
I'd think that'd be how the Empire would handle Orks
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(And exactly what the Tau should do about them, too)
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:21 PM
Well. The saner Inquisitors, anyway.
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I want to see a sane Imperium's CIA equivalent just covertly shipping weapons to Orks and proxy warring them
"that is a baneblade. that is an ork in a baneblade"
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DSD [He/They]
Well. The saner Inquisitors, anyway.
Which is why I specified a sane Imperium
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2021 4:22 PM
There's at least one sane Inquisitor in the canon Imperium
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a sane imperium would put up worlds to mass produce primaris, chiefly reducing the need for orks
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imagine a forge world with techs that know what they are doing
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KAL_9000
I want to see a sane Imperium's CIA equivalent just covertly shipping weapons to Orks and proxy warring them
That's what Rogue Traders do all the time.
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Enderminion 01/15/2021 5:36 PM
The best use for Orks is to point them at the Nids
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A never ending source of biomass for them to consume?
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Enderminion 01/15/2021 5:38 PM
They'd get bogged down by the Orks attacking them
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Unless/until the Nids assimilate the Ork reproduction scheme
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 6:59 PM
as someone who plays Drukhari and has most of their lore: you don't ally with the archons, pretty much anyone capable of becoming an archon (the equiv of a local warlord) cannot be trusted. However! Many dark eldar do have place "enlightened self interest" very high on their list of priorities, do understand very clearly that there are some lines that you Do Not Cross, are very good at long term planning on the same scale as the eldrae, and have strong mutual alliances with other individuals for whom they'll risk their life (because they know their ally will do the same). The trick, of course, is that the eldrae would have to provide a hard solution to the whole "if we do not torture people we die horribly" problem, and also there's the snag that the dark eldar are thoroughly into mutually consensual BDSM too. Like, they're not sadists, that's a common mistake. They're sadomasochists, they attach their own armour with fleshhooks. (edited)
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Is that last part even particularly effective?
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:02 PM
Now, the local incubi troop? Sure, they're honourable mercenaries who believe very strongly in keeping ones word and dismembering people who break their word, I feel the eldrae could work with that. Or at least have "we don't like you but at least you play by the rules" mutual ignoring
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the flesh hooks? They're not the only thing holding the armour on, they have proper undersuits and straps, the hooks are a pure hedonistic bonus
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So, which factions in WH40K could the Empire hypothetically ally/align with if thrown into the WH40K-verse? Which ones would they be willing to ally with, and which ones would be likewise willing to ally with them? How much overlap is there between these categories?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2021 7:06 PM
Ninguno, I think.
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I mean, assuming that they were just dropped into the WH40K-verse with no real warning.
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:09 PM
Ynnari, as mentioned. They have a metagoal of "build an equivalent of the Transcend who will go and punch evil in the face", are willing to ally with anyone reasonable, and share tech. Eldrae may be dismayed at the choice of allies the Ynnari have made but they're a lighter gray than others. Like, the 5th Directorate would like them. Tau, probably. Again, willingness to try and make mutual alliances. That one will come down to how much of the propaganda about the etherials is true. And there's always Shadowsun's sept. Some renegade branches of Necron aren't interested in conquest and are far more into "ooh shiny" and "okay but how does it WORK", those renegades might be an option.
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They would definitely have their hands full. Also depends on whether just Empire, or the Associated Worlds, or AW + Vonnies, etc.
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:12 PM
There are a lot of human Rogue Trader bands that would happily and gleefully ally with the eldrae, and whom the eldrae would go "finally, someone with TASTE!" and slot immediately into the 'adventurer' bracket. Maybe after some fits about how ships work no we will sell you a BETTER ship that doesn't need slave labour ffs okay you're barbarians are you interested in a crash course in ethics? It comes with a free side of awes- okay you're very interested in anything that makes you awesome, we can work with this.
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Some of those Rogue Trader ships even come with crew-serfs who've been hand-cranking that same engine vent for generations.
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Morgrim Moon
Ynnari, as mentioned. They have a metagoal of "build an equivalent of the Transcend who will go and punch evil in the face", are willing to ally with anyone reasonable, and share tech. Eldrae may be dismayed at the choice of allies the Ynnari have made but they're a lighter gray than others. Like, the 5th Directorate would like them. Tau, probably. Again, willingness to try and make mutual alliances. That one will come down to how much of the propaganda about the etherials is true. And there's always Shadowsun's sept. Some renegade branches of Necron aren't interested in conquest and are far more into "ooh shiny" and "okay but how does it WORK", those renegades might be an option.
And commander Farsight
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:15 PM
and a lot of captains are kinda ignorant on how that works, instead of actively supporting the system, which is why I think there's a glimmer of hope for them in the eldrae's eyes.
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Games Workshop basically went as ridiculous as they could imagine with the Imperium of Man.
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I've read the original Rogue Trader rulebook, the setting used to be much less ludicrous.
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:16 PM
of course they did, that was the point. Everything in 40k is so over-the-top that nobody can take it seriously. And then they were kinda dismayed when some people didn't get the joke and took it seriously anyway
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I mean. The Sisters of Battle have an tank that is a pipe organ that launches missiles while playing hymns
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Morgrim Moon
I mean. The Sisters of Battle have an tank that is a pipe organ that launches missiles while playing hymns
which is fucking badass
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of course they did, that was the point. Everything in 40k is so over-the-top that nobody can take it seriously. And then they were kinda dismayed when some people didn't get the joke and took it seriously anyway
didn't they have to put out a statement saying that no the Imperium are not supposed to be the good guys you idiots
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2021 7:20 PM
Ish. They put out a statement saying that the Imperium is meant to be a fallen empire turned to fascism, and a theoretical exercise in "just how crappy does the universe have to be that the fascist genocidal group isn't automatically the very worst". Done in the form of having the character the neonazis most worshipped calling out how neonazis are horrible people. It was brilliant, the rage and tears were hilarious.
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Sweetie BOT 01/15/2021 7:20 PM
Worst failure at a thousand-year empire in the last century.
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Ish. They put out a statement saying that the Imperium is meant to be a fallen empire turned to fascism, and a theoretical exercise in "just how crappy does the universe have to be that the fascist genocidal group isn't automatically the very worst". Done in the form of having the character the neonazis most worshipped calling out how neonazis are horrible people. It was brilliant, the rage and tears were hilarious.
row boat gorilla man destroys nazis with facts and logic
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some random eldrae: 'why do your bathroom doors have stick figures on them, and why do people get mad at me if I happen to use one of them'
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'oh, barbarians...'
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2021 1:41 AM
eh. I'm... not so sure about that. Mostly because of the presence of urinals. "If you have this particular anatomical layout you can use this faster method, those rooms are marked accordingly" is just good practice. Ditto with biological waste bins for menstrual products being more common in female toilets.
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Their first reaction is going to be more along the lines of "what sort of ridiculous savages use shared toilets ?" possibly with a side order of "and for that matter, what sort of ridiculous savages combine a lavatorium and an excretorium ?"
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2021 2:22 AM
the sort with limited plumbing, to both XD
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2021 2:23 AM
the kind who want to wash immediately after excreting…?
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Their first reaction is going to be more along the lines of "what sort of ridiculous savages use shared toilets ?" possibly with a side order of "and for that matter, what sort of ridiculous savages combine a lavatorium and an excretorium ?"
I mean, I would agree with the first part. Or at least why toilets are so badly partitioned.
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2021 2:37 AM
the partitioning has no excuse for being as terrible as it is
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2021 2:44 AM
it's better in some countries than others
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where I am, the top of the partitions are often slightly below my eye level...
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2021 2:45 AM
even considering that they're building them at the absolute cheapest, they could eliminate the gaps between parts by including a small overlap …which they do. sometimes.
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2021 2:53 AM
here that would get them in trouble. There's regulations around heights of dividers and maximum gaps around doors
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(granted, it makes me wonder how many fucked up in what ways for that to be in regulations)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2021 5:38 AM
Yeah, the doors were usually full-length in Italy. It wasn't until I saw that, that I wondered why the devil they weren't in the US.
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2021 6:41 AM
There's maybe something to be said for the doors not reaching the floor, but the walls should, and the whole cubicle should more or less seal against the ceiling.
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2021 7:29 AM
there's merit in not hitting the ceiling - it makes ventilation a bitch, adding a handspan gap simplifies things immensely - but that's still well above eyeline of all but the most outlier of outliers
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the kind who want to wash immediately after excreting…?
Which is why you might have the limited necessary facilities in the latter, or have one opening off the other if you're short on space, but really, bathing in the shittery ? That's 'bout one step from shittin' where you eat to save on plumbing.
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Too soon with current events, but the "UK offers 5.4 million Hong Kong residents visas with path to citizenship" stories today remind me that I really must write that "recruitment cruise" fic one day soon.
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(That being the phenomenon in which certain private groups enjoy chartering and sailing a few large liners up to anywhere where some idjits have decided to oppress a notably talented and desirable population, and offering sponsored citizen-shareholderships to any who might want 'em. Because governments stupid enough to do that positively deserve to be taken advantage of.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/19/2021 7:05 PM
sort of the largescale version of adventurers "kidnapping" the local neophiles?
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@Morgrim Moon : re: over the top media: i think stuff like that would fall under "too awesome not to appreciate" 😆
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:14 AM
It's just too crazy to care about practicalities for me 😂 But eldrae like practicalities, so I'm not quite sure.
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i think as long as nobody claims "yeah this is realistic" it'd be fine (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:17 AM
the same movie has an equally epic badguy who has a scythe chariot pulled by two bulls. And kidnaps the protagonist's mother. Which is a nice change from the hero going batshit over his girlfriend
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"your mom is so fat i had to get two bulls to pull my chariot!"
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i need to watch more bollywood it seems, looks hilarious
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:19 AM
admittedly, this particular film is the Avengers equiv, special effects budget many times higher than most, that one climatic battle taking a month to film, etc etc.
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well, its some bollywood i havent watched
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:20 AM
There's another good one that I THINK is the same lead actor about a battle couple but their weapon of choice is archery. Lots of slow romantic looks while making impossible shots. Also something that would play well with the Imperial audience
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5 tinkers rushing off halfway through the movie to tinker together arrows that can do that
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:22 AM
actually I stand corrected: the battle couple archery is in the same series as the catapult scene! No wonder they have similar vibes
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i love how they shoot their arrows in a vertical formation and hit in a horizontal formation
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Morgrim Moon 01/20/2021 9:29 AM
something something arrows are meant to spin? 😛
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fin stabilisation
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biopunk is when you pet the machines and they purr
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"let me start the engine" pets motor block
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Posted this in mid-argument over on TSF, but it serves as a neat paraphrase of some of the locals’ position:
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“I'll just take a brief moment, though, to sum up that my attachment to my brand of non-politics is strictly ethical. By which I mean: I am unlikely to lose the conviction that if you are setting out to build a civilization, and your chosen tool for doing so is to award yourself special privileges to ignore the general ethical rules against dishonesty, violence and theft, then you suck . And anything you build on that foundation, however grand, will be likewise sucking fruit of the suck tree . Walk. The Fuck. Away From. Omelas.”
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That story should so exist there. Along with that last line being said in the soothing bass tones of Samuel L. Jackson.
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not enough "motherfucker" in that last line for that
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/26/2021 7:39 AM
Something I'm drawing a blank on right now, though I think this might have been answered before:
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The Empire relies on all its citizen-shareholders consenting to be part of it. What becomes of someone born/made in the Empire, who doesn't want to be part of it?
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Obviously they're free to leave, but how does that work?
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(This might actually be a broader question about stateless people, now that I think of it.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2021 7:46 AM
you're something like citizen-presumptive until you're of age and can make your own choice, I recall? And you can live and work in Empire territory without being a citizen, so you can make plans to leave at your leisure once of age
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yeah, as a child you arent a citizen and dont get the benefits of that, when you arent a child anymore you have built up enough self reliance to not immediately need the citizen benefits and you can buy the citizenship at leisure when you amassed enough capital
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The short version is that there are [normally] two pieces of documentation that'll let you be in the Empire as a non-minor: one of them is a citizen-share certificate, and the other is form I-180, which is the bureaucratic descendant of traditions of "meta-hospitality" [1] and the form signed by all transient and visiting residents consenting to follow Imperial law and pay for the services provided while within. 1. Meta-hospitality is to hospitality what sovereignty is to property.
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So, as a young citizen-intendant, who has previously enjoyed the Imperial civic rights by courtesy, but who is about to take that last step into majority (and thus legal capacity to sign a citizen-contract) by self-signing enough tort insurance to put you over the threshold, you have three choices: 1. Become a citizen-shareholder. (Typically and traditionally, the funds for this were escrowed by your parents back in the day.) 2. File an I-180, and become a resident non-citizen. 3. Accept as a courtesy the traditional boot to the ass and directions to the nearest border. (edited)
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The immediate and legal effects of (2) are much the same, but as Section III, Article XIII puts it: "Those who come to be domiciled within the Empire after the ratification of this Charter, both those who are born or created within the Empire and who are recognized as having the legal capacity to attain Imperial citizenship, and yet do not do so; And also those who enter the Empire for the purposes of visitation, or while in transit, and do not possess Imperial citizenship; And also those who relinquish or forfeit Imperial citizenship, and retain domicile; Shall retain the rights afforded Imperial citizen-shareholders by courtesy, save that their exercise of these rights may be restricted by the government of the Empire as it shall see fit, for the maintenance of public order and public safety; and save also that such resident and transient non-citizens may be expelled from Imperial territory by due process of law, or in time of war or civil emergency by decree, provided that they are provided with the opportunity to assume Imperial allegiance at that time."
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tl;dr You're a guest, and if you make trouble, the bouncers can remove you without too many formalities.
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"Sometimes you drop the bass. Sometimes the bass drops you." - Ornithi Galith, inventor of the militarized pitch-pipe
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/26/2021 9:43 AM
I wonder how option 3 worked before the Empire went interstellar
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Easy. They send you Outside. It's very important to have an Outside, because people always have to have somewhere to leave to .
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Admittedly, the name is a little ironic when the Outside is completely surrounded by the Empire on every side, but such is the nature of planets (historically) and finite unbounded universes (eventually).
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/26/2021 11:08 AM
the name is a little ironic when the Outside is completely surrounded by the Empire on every side
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You know how it is. One day you're the Rest of the World surrounding One Country. The next day you wake up, and with a few border adjustments, it turns out that One Country is surrounding you .
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2021 12:25 PM
It's a bit like a city park.
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Amusingly, it's exactly like Sedgwick County. (edited)
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(Which - well, is the county which contains Wichita. It has a county zoo - one of the best in the country, actually - but as the city has grown, it's now surrounded on all sides by the city, while not actually in the city.
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Except for one tiny thread of land leading out to the edge, because the city would legally have to annex it if it completely surrounded it. So, workaround.)
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Or, I suppose, like Edgeboro, which is another city that was completely surrounded by Wichita, but remains its own independent city despite being as embedded as a mitochondrion. Sadly, it's not nearly as useful as a mitochondrion, inasmuch as its chief function in our citytology is the supply of surprise speed limits and a police department specially optimized for their enforcement. (edited)
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Based on the support material around this print, I conclude that building sites of the future will all look like half-melted plasticrete volcanoes before they’re done. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2021 1:48 PM
I am… intrigued to see what hatches from that support frame.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/26/2021 5:58 PM
How does Outside compare with Coventry?
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I assume you’re referring to the Heinlein short story?
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From what I gathered, “Outside” refers to the 99% of the Stargate network that isn’t directly governed by the Empire rather than a big open-air prison
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/26/2021 6:04 PM
I’m referring to Outside pre-interstellar empire
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Now I’m wondering when exactly the Empire absorbed every other country on Eliéra, I was pretty sure it was during the interstellar age
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/26/2021 7:02 PM
I seem to recall that as well, so the time period during which there was nowhere to go but Eliéra did not coincide with the time during which there was nowhere to go but the Empire
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(And the Empire doesn't do prison, even gilded-cage, we-swear-it's-not-prison prisons, IIRC. They barely even do pretrial confinement if they don't strictly have to.)
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This post makes me think that a lot of eldrae who are new to being a particular gender need some time to acculturate, particularly in a way that doesn't seem offputting..
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The cultural scripts for such would of course make more allowances for that
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The Consolidation ended 3130, which was interplanetary-era, right in the middle of the subluminal sleeper-ship launches.
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First interstellar stargate pair was 3952, with moving out to worlds beyond the Thirteen Colonies taking place over the next century up until the First Interstellar War (around 4136).
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(The period in between, the Aeon-Long Peace, being that time in which the Empire was alone in its universe except for Outside, and the Ministry of State and Outlands was really quite bored.)
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And yes, like Coventry in some respects. Or, for that matter, like those islands from Brave New World. But it’s not run as a prison, largely because it’s not run at all, and there’s nothing keeping you there. It’s outside the Empire. Its affairs are its own affair.
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I am… intrigued to see what hatches from that support frame.
This is, at best, only tangentially related to the ‘verse or to this blog, but I’m really rather pleased with how it came out, so I’m posting pictures of it anyway.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 12:52 AM
Neat!
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looks good, though if you want to use it as a goblet (i.e. beverage container) you might prefer to finish it
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3d printed stuff isn't usually food safe immediately - it's got lots of tiny grooves, can be really rough microscopically, and errors in printing can amount to tiny holes into the partially-infilled interior. In other words, lotsa spots for stuff to grow
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of course you might already know this. I don't know how much you print stuff aside from "has a decent printer and mentions it occasionally"
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 12:58 AM
a quick acetone vapor wash is pretty good at smoothing over surface microdetail
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yep, that's what i'd recommend - there are other finishing techniques but a lot of them aren't great for making something food safe. But acetone doesn't stick behind.
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now, if it's pla that won't work and you'd need to find a PLA solvent, but a PLA goblet can be dishwashed exactly once, anyway, so not something you want to make into a goblet.
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For ABS. This is silk PLA, which we usually render watertight and food-safe by applying a couple of coats of transparent lacquer to the interior.
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that'll work for foodsafe too, yeah. I was thinking of stuff like sanding or hairspray, which are pretty common but wouldn't make something you'd want to eat out of
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wait, no
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not hairspray, that's for the bed. I'm thinking of spraypaint or something
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(still though handwash it. I've made the mistake of using PLA with boiling-hot stuff and it goes badly. And i chronically print with solid infill; hollow infill will be even worse.)
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(I usually use PLA for routine printing. It's not that I can't do ABS, but unless I actually need its particular properties for something, it's not worth the extra futzing. Also, the VOCs are a bitch for my headaches.)
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same, i always hate printing with ABS. i have bought a single roll of it and its lasted years.
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but i don't really print much food stuff, and i don't have any acetone for smoothing, so i guess i've never had use for it
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:06 AM
…acetone isn't a household chemical for you?
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amazingly no
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:07 AM
huh
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i had to buy an extra canister for work purposes
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i have a toolbox sitting like 6 feet from me and yet no acetone anywhere.
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for acetone smoothing of stuff
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:07 AM
it's this house's "I wasn't asking" solvent
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i have isopropanol for that
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And, yeah, if I wanted to make a mug for hot drinks, I'd have broken out the... hm, PETG, probably. Its GTP is around 85 C, so it's good for handwashing and anything you might want to drink. Or just print around a mug blank, for that matter.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:08 AM
(it can eat 3M heat-tolerant adhesive! among other things)
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somehow i have 3 different types of dry spray powder lubricant but i've never gotten a thing of acetone
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(Or there's always nylon, but nylon is a cast-iron bitch to work with.)
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yeah PETG is good, iirc there are actual food-safe rated varieties of that where the additives and such are considered safe
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wait, backing up a bit, that's actually a good idea
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i never considered getting acetone spray, for some reason i've always thought of it just coming in those big paint thinner cans
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i bet amazon has acetone cans
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I haven't tried polycarbonate. It'd probably be pushing what my hot end can do, though. Definitely the bed. My acetone comes in a 16 floz plastic bottle just like the isopropyl alcohol.
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(Picked it up at the grocery store. You can buy 100% acetone - well, with a tiny whiff of denatonium benzoate - at the cosmetics counter, as nail polish remover.)
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i'm pretty sure i can't do PC either. I think that's generally reserved for all metal hotends, and mine has the integrated PTFE tube
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i'll keep a eye out for the nail polish
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err, remover.
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Careful to check the ingredients, though. #notallpolishremover
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makes sense. The curse of the clear pungent chemical
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(Picked it up at the grocery store. You can buy 100% acetone - well, with a tiny whiff of denatonium benzoate - at the cosmetics counter, as nail polish remover.)
i read "detonatium" and was concerned
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they all look the same, but i only tried to smooth ABS with paint thinner once
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oh no, don't worry, the denatonium definitely won't explode
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And remember: always put denatonium in your detonatium.
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the acetone, on the other hand.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:18 AM
"smells 'distinctive'"
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the acetone, on the other hand.
oh, i know about air-fuel explosives. but reading about something explicitly being called detonatium embedded in a great fuel air medium...
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have you heard of hot vapor smoothing?
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in the context of acetone that sounds .... carefulness inducing
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ah but you see, smoothing something by putting acetone in a pot and suspending a ABS part over it is just so slow...
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but if you go and put that pot on a stovetop
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and then put the stovetop outside
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and possibly hide behind something
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well its much more exciting
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:21 AM
sometimes the part even survives the experience!
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Vapor polishing is the process of smoothing the surface of 3D printed ABS parts. The results give your models the look of professionally made injection molded parts. If you want to achieve this look, read on.
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you know it's exciting when you get lines like Do not seal the lid tightly. If the vapor cannot escape, the can will explode from the expansion of the gasses.
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See, the people who want to increase the rate of vapor smoothing in a way which doesn't explode use ultrasound .
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huh. That's definitely a much safer idea.
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thats the option for cowards
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explosions just help weed out the faulty parts
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if they survive you know they're strong
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Thank you, Nietzchean terrorist.
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though in seriousness, ultrasound is a much safer technique and i hadn't heard of it until now, but stovetops are a lot more common
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so that's more appealing to people who have only those resources and a danger sense that isn't loud enough to get them to stick with cold smoothing
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Deleted User 01/27/2021 1:35 AM
It's like open blasting BHO but for 3d printed parts. (edited)
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Ultrasound vaporizers are easy to get hold of, though. Most humidifiers use 'em these days, so they're common enough to pick up at any electronics store.
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i'm not sure it'd work well with a humidifier one though. Most guides seems to recommend using a pickle jar or something to hold the acetone, which works well but adds a lot of mass.
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that's fine if you have a desktop-sized ultrasonic transducer or whatever the proper term for that equipment, but i'd bet most humidifiers are based on submersion, which would be fine...
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if it wasn't acetone.
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because you can bet it has plastic in it somewhere, if not everywhere, and odds are good it's a ABS blend
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or at least something else that acetone will melt
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still though, maybe you could jury rig something with a speaker? Ultrasonics are best but i think you can still get results with lower frequencies
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:40 AM
is there a membrane nonporous to acetone that would make a decent diaphragm? I don't recall if nitrile works…
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if push comes to shove PTFE films resist a lot of stuff and flex just fine, but i think they experience creep
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hard to say. I know there's some number of plastics that resist acetone; they sell it in plastic bottles, for one, and it does nothing to PLA and probably a few other common printing plastics (edited)
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still though, maybe you could jury rig something with a speaker? Ultrasonics are best but i think you can still get results with lower frequencies
can i interest you for a speaker that works ok for acoustics and has a major resonance at 40khz? :V
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heh, thanks but i'm probably not going to be vapor smoothing much stuff
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i'll grab a little acetone at some point, but i might end up applying it by brush really. Printing ABS is a pain with my printer
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you can use it to listen to music when not :V
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fair, i guess, but i already have a working pair of speakers
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but can they match the crispness of ours? (i have no idea whats that supposed to mean, im just making fun of marketing blubber by now)
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depends; are they using platinum-grade, gold-plated sound cables certified by nasa?
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you can, im literally just selling you the driver+diaphragm
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i've seen 1meter solid silver USB cables for audio idiots
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yeah those things are silly
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the people who buy that stuff show a profound nonunderstanding of modern communications
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i mean, i could see maybe getting specialty cables with extra shielding just in case, though personally i doubt i'd be able to hear the difference considering i'm used to speakers with audible 60hz hum whenever they're not playing something
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but silver?
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i mean... at least get gold
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is silver even a better conductor than copper?
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silver conducts better
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the best classical conductor in fact
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oh huh, i thought it was silver>copper>gold, and aluminum is in there somewhere
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err, reverse that
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silver<copper<gold
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gold has the advantage of it not tarnishing and making better contact pads
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:51 AM
there's a reason thermal compound is so often silver-based
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it doesnt actually conduct better iirc
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ah, that makes sense
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and in most applications where you see gold pads, conductivity isn't massively important. Electrical contacts can be thin, microelectronics probably lose virtually everything in the silicon instead, etc
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ignoring power lines, yeah
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i've heard of using aluminium for wiring, but never someone whose sprung for silver
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well, its not massively better than copper
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and with copper being that much cheaper and already widely used
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aluminium is useful per weight, if not per conductor diameter
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you need a thicker wire, but that'll weigh less
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but less flexible, isn't it?
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its also cheaper than copper
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but less flexible, isn't it?
i'd guess from the increased width?
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which combines badly with the larger strand size you need
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 1:56 AM
Aluminum wins substantially in weight. It is offset by termination difficulty (the oxide layer is quite robust).
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This is why you see it quite a lot in aeronautic applications, especially moving forward as termination technology improves.
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oh no, the aluminum wiring is the final key to doom us all
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also the context i'm thinking of it in is house wiring, small devices, and misc machinery
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and for house wiring i can see how termination issues would be killer (ha)
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cheap, quick, effective is the name of the game there
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also, electricians are morons
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source: Every electrician i had the joy of employing
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i can't tell if wiring issues with my house are due to age or incompetence
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 2:04 AM
I have it easy. They're both!
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but i have had to replace at least one outlet after a bout of sparking and loud noises. When i took it out, it was charred
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wtf
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could have been a literal bug tho
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it wasn't all charred, but that connection quite visibly was
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the funny thing is the outlet still worked in the middle of that. I suspect it might've just corroded until it had enough resistance to heat up, and then heating up made it corrode more, etc (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/27/2021 2:07 AM
I'm realising I'm probably the odd one out for having a 2L jerry of acetone on my solvents shelf at home. ...And for having a solvents shelf. (I have methyl ethanol mix and turpentine too, and I think the linseed oil is there too)
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thankfully i keep a fire extinguisher nearby, because i am painfully aware that common house design amounts to kindling sitting inside firewood frames decorated by firestarter furniture and fixtures which create heat and fire, surrounded by greenery (which burns).
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nah, you're not the only one with a solvents shelf. I just somehow don't have acetone and have never gotten around to getting it
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2021 7:55 AM
The fact that most American houses are literally made of fuel and heated by fire (well, sometimes) has always made me itch a bit, at least after I saw the alternative. (Italian mostly-concrete homes look just as nice inside!)
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Morgrim Moon 01/27/2021 8:07 AM
I think most houses here are brick. I'm not sure if fire-resistance is a reason as much as thermal mass, but it's a handy side effect. Even if the fire is generally coming from outside the house
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Word of the day: panacebo.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2021 2:21 PM
Bread because you think it is
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DSD [He/They] 01/27/2021 3:31 PM
In one of the Imperial Sword bits, @Overmind, you mentioned super-heavy infantry. What'd they be packing?
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werent those the mechboys?
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DSD [He/They] 01/27/2021 3:50 PM
The heavy infantry were, I'm wondering what the upgunned version's packing.
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tank gun arms
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:V
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"When it was Give-A-Hug Day at Interspecies Friendship University, 84 people were hospitalized." - the year the Paltraeth campus was opened to students
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In one of the Imperial Sword bits, @Overmind, you mentioned super-heavy infantry. What'd they be packing?
Thicker armor, and the stuff from the special section of the Eye-in-the-Flame Arms catalog.
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But seriously, it's hard to say exactly, because they tend to come in various specialized varieties; there's not really a standard loadout.
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One type, for example, is the "hoplite legionary", who has enhanced power armor for fighting from behind a massive shield built in a similar manner to heavy hull plating that renders them basically immune to most anything designed as an antipersonnel weapon. Designed to advance slowly, maintaining formation, straight into the teeth of enemy fire.
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Not exactly conventional for infantry, but custom-designed after ancient Ancyran hoplites to be slow, relentless, and absolutely terrifying .
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Word of the day: panacebo.
That sounds like a Worm reference
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re the most recent blog post, who is this Lonely Galaxy Unoffical Guide being written for? There's something about it that makes me think it's being aimed at some specific culture/ polity.
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DSD [He/They] 01/28/2021 2:12 AM
Hoplite legionaries remind me of smarter metal Bullgryns.
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re the most recent blog post, who is this Lonely Galaxy Unoffical Guide being written for? There's something about it that makes me think it's being aimed at some specific culture/ polity.
Probably the League, writing for itself.
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Question of the day: on how many worlds are kaeth-run self-defense dojos illegal?
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yes
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("The best self-defense is a good self-offence!")
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or more likely, every non kaeth or imperial world
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plus minus the odd martial arts maniacs
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In many cases, after a rash of criminal gangs running to the police begging for protection from old ladies and schoolgirls.
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if that police dept has an eldra in it, they just get laughed at
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and, if adequate, restrained :V
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2021 10:13 AM
you'd need a very self-aware kaeth to pull off a successful dojo, I suspect. Otherwise they might try teaching techniques that will hurt the student XD
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Instructor: "I'm supposed to open this class with these legal rules on the reasonable use of force." snort "But they're stupid, so I'm not going to. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try and kill 'em right back. That's all you need to know." crumples up handout, glares at it until it bursts into flame Inspector: gapes in disbelief
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instructor: glares at inspector until e bursts into flame
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Yeah, you really want a battlemaster for that job. Which conveniently means that they've probably learned the full legionary armatura manual of "Sur-Dodeciad Ways to be a Cheating Bastard".
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i am reminded of the time some fucker pushed me face down on a table (with the element of surprise) and threatened me, and complained about sportsmanship when i took his balls and twisted em until he let go of me
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...and a few other things... "What are you teaching our children?" "Today? How to dispose of the body."
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i am reminded of the time some fucker pushed me face down on a table (with the element of surprise) and threatened me, and complained about sportsmanship when i took his balls and twisted em until he let go of me
"There are three kinds of people who talk about 'fair fights'. Losers trying to justify why they didn't really lose, naïve idiots who've never seen the inside of a battlespace, and attackers trying to narrow your tactical options. You aren't allowed to be the first, you won't be the second when I'm done with you, and the third shuts up right quick when you rip off his balls and feed 'em to him."
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unsurprisingly, the last time i saw said fucker (a couple years later) he boasted about his achievements in practicing the smallest kind of crimes
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Collecting hypothetical technologies for a piece, just to see what I may have missed. Hit me up with your best names and concepts for methods of particle (fermion) and ray (gauge boson) shielding, if you please? Hard to squishy handwavium accepted.
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Enderminion 02/01/2021 1:30 AM
Particle Shielding: Defends against rays Ray Shielding: defeats particle attacks
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(And, of course, any double-entries, up to and including the probability unseller.)
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the most notable one that comes to mind is uhh, something about using a specific particle in a specific state, such that it has a absurdly high absorption cross section? Such that shielding neutrinos goes from "haha no" to plausible?
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rather vague, i know. I just remember reading about it in a Egan novel and doing a quick check and it seeming not-made-up. i'll see if i can find it again
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2021 1:37 AM
I have a bunch of setting-specific shenanigans, but they have mostly descriptive names.
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found it, its sadly a lot vaguer than i thought it was Ordinary matter and magnetic fields absorbed or deflected charged particles, while a shell of exotic nuclei, trapped by gamma-ray lasers in states from which they could not decay without absorbing neutrinos, mopped up a greater fraction of the billions wandering by than would have been stopped by a galaxy's-worth of lead.
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2021 1:39 AM
Kinetic absorption, kinetic deflection, antiradiation are all the volumetric shieldings, and then there's areal shielding (from frameshift drive envelopes) and topological shielding (crazy wormhole shenanigans)
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vague mumblings sabout "spatiofibrin" which is the local unobtanium
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probability shielding?
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a probability forge can force unlikely events to happen, hook it up to a particle detector in the shape of your shielding and tell it to paradox if it finds anything
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Morgrim Moon 02/01/2021 1:41 AM
I'm trying to find that hypothesis - I think disproved, but no reason it can't be revived with "oops so we did [x] wrong..." - of a way of getting neutrinos to reliably hit it instead of passing thru, but because it was 'tuned' differently most ordinary matter would instead pass thru. That seems handy as a layer on SOMETHING.
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it is, in principle, possible that all relevant sources of particles will spontaneously miss whatever you're shielding, and so a really good forge could force that to happen
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That's the probability unseller, a weaker spinoff of UNMOVED MONAD technology that sits down in engineering iterating on "didn't happen so can't happen" just as fast as it can.
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ah, gotcha
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well, if you want to get into the really-really difficult stuff, maybe manipulate local spacetime somehow so that any incoming particle causes and promptly enters a somewhat-inflated wormhole, sending it straight to Somewhere Else™?
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sort of like what a stargate does, but smaller and spontaneous. Somehow.
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or, use the uh... whatever the ontotech box that manipulates spacetime variables inside it is called. Make that, turn it into a shell, and set the speed of light dial as low as it goes.
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or maybe you could play about with reference frames? Make a sphere where all particles inside it use the sphere as a reference frame. In other words, a container that functions as a perfect example of the conceptual inertial dampener. And then spin it very quickly so that any particles that pass through the sphere have their vectors deflected/reversed by the time they exit (edited)
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build a white hole with the shape of a spherical shell?
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It sounds too weird to be true, but engineers at MIT have developed nanotechnology which can be embedded in plants.
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the idea seems interesting, but as such articles are wont to do, it oversells it in the title
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it doesn't send email, it just produces a detectable change for a infrared camera to pick up on. Interesting, but call me when they figure out how to get spinach to grow network protocols
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alternatively, maybe a good alternative would be working off of pre-existing channels? It is known that plants communicate root-to-root to some degree, you could potentially genetically encode useful signalling that utilizes that pathway
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[EYWA intensifies]
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So what are the sefir?
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Sounds like the Meridian's founding/primary species?
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Yep, founders and majority species of the League.
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I haven't nailed down their exact appearance yet, but they're essentially humanoid (in the sense of being two-armed bipeds with heads) amphibians, with colors ranging from red-brown to blue. Warm-blooded oxygen-breathers.
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2021 12:55 AM
I note the lack of mention of legs
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(Also of the Sefja Free State, which is the corrupt, backward, kleptocratic shithole you would expect to get when a bunch of neoreactionaries decide to bugger off into the back of beyond to do things their way.)
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I note the lack of mention of legs
"bipeds"?
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2021 12:58 AM
...okay I'm an idiot sorry
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in my defence I'm a naturally nocturnal person currently stuck working the dawn shift
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I feel that pain/
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2021 1:00 AM
Watching a sunset is taking a moment out of your life to enjoy the beauty of nature. Watching a sunrise is a reason to question your life choices.
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...okay I'm an idiot sorry
goddammit MorMoon
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In quotations I have seen today with strong 'verse energy: "Let us consider the effect that coercion produces upon the mind of him against whom it is employed. It cannot begin with convincing; it is no argument. It begins with producing the sensation of pain, and the sentiment of distaste. It begins with violently alienating the mind from the truth with which we wish it to be impressed. It includes in it a tacit confession of imbecility. If he who employs coercion against me could mould me to his purposes by argument, no doubt he would. He pretends to punish me because his argument is strong; but he really punishes me because his argument is weak."
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They will be armed, which they think is something all good neighbors do. Do not attempt to take their weapons away. At best this will be taken as a personal insult, and not a reason to hurt you. Don’t attempt to hint at them making you uncomfortable, either, or you might be inviting a race to see just how far the definition of “sidearm” can be stretched. Historical evidence suggests that it’s a long damn way.
to my Earth Human brain, this sounds a bit like those random jerkasses who open-carry everywhere to prove a point, as well as boundary-pushing when someone is genuinely made uncomfortable with this, which is a dick move in my book.
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Probably another reason I'd find the eldrae annoying and exasperating.
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Okay, see, those jackasses are open-carrying because it's seen as "transgressive," the eldrae do it because it's socially expected in the Empire.
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and seen as the morally optimal choice, how are you supposed to defend the other citizens without a weapon?
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Yeah, it's essentially a signifier of "I intend to live up to [that] responsibility to my cocivics, as I pledged to do, and by implication, to the rest of Section III Article V as well." (It's older than the Empire and the Charter, though. It's been a symbol of willingness to defend the rights of sophs-in-general since the community militias of the Ungoverned Era.)
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Not that there aren't also plenty of traditional proverbs along the lines of "No matter how sweet his words or how noble his claims, no man who disarms me is my friend," and "Where arms may not be borne, there it is well to bear arms," insofar as it is the general presumption that anyone who feels the need to render you helpless is unquestionably up to some deeply hinky shit.
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Imagine, for a moment, that "I don't allow any weapons in my house" has the same sort of squick to it as "Would you like to come over and see my Rohypnol collection?"
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yeah I just don't get that.
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my attitude toward vulnerability is very different.
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Now on the latter, yeah, it kind of is a dick move by many standards. (Especially since the casual assumption of the Imperial doing it is that the uncomfortable person is either motivated by the aforementioned deeply hinky shit or else pathologically craven.) On the other hand, one of the key social virtues in their society is tratalmir ulkith , which translates approximately to "proper indifference (to the affairs of others)"; which is to say, it is proper to permit others their legitimate freedom of choice without interference, and grossly improper to interfere with or pass personal judgment upon that which is none of your rightful business. Which is to say: if you are made uncomfortable by something outside your personal boundaries, that's between you and your mind, and you have no right whatsoever to make everyone else stop doing whatever it is or otherwise pad society's corners for the sake of your comfort. That's an imposition on all others that no-one owes you. (They would also point out, to back that up, that the same principle of tratalmir ulkith is the one that would have told anyone hypothetically made uncomfortable by, y'know, gays kissing in public or people of the wrong race getting to eat lunch at their counter that they needed to (a) shut the fuck up and (b) get over it if they wanted to be readmitted to the society of decent people.)
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That is especially something I am not used to even if toni wants that sort of thing to be more common.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:43 PM
Don’t attempt to hint at them making you uncomfortable, either, or you might be inviting a race to see just how far the definition of “sidearm” can be stretched.
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For humans, with our hard-wired norm-enforcement instincts, it's very psychologically odd.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:43 PM
This is the only part that would be irritating
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The rest is understandable
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the rest is also irritating to me, because of the different norms around vulnerability things.
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Sounds a bit like the ever-expanding list of vehicles that require licenses.
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@BizarroLand ♀ And it's meant to be, really. Basically, the thinking is the somewhat petty "if you're gonna be all passive-aggressive about a simple sidearm, then I'm gonna give you something worth being passive-aggressive about". (And maybe then you'll find the guts to speak up and accuse me of somethin' to my face, belike.)
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@Unknown Could you expand on that a little? Because I think there are some contextual things that might be relevant.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:46 PM
Yeah, it just mostly bothers me as someone who has a lot of trouble with delicate ballets like that
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Regular social interactions for me often feel like trying to perform a tapdance routine in a minefield
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Though I can see the benefit of proper indifference, as a... well, a furry
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well it's just, a lot of communities I'm in have a lot of norms centering on shared vulnerability to each other. The recognition that, yes, we could be harmed easily, but we choose not to do so, and build networks of interdependence instead. eldrae seem to me more focused on personal not-vulnerability. 'I have the right to defend myself wherever, and it's everyone's individual responsibility to make themseles less vulnerable' vs. to me bringing a gun to my house reads like an implied threat of using coercive force, particularly in a space where that is not the norm.
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Which is to say: if you are made uncomfortable by something outside your personal boundaries, that's between you and your mind, and you have no right whatsoever to make everyone else stop doing whatever it is or otherwise pad society's corners for the sake of your comfort. That's an imposition on all others that no-one owes you.
in spaces I'm in there tends to be more of an affirmative obligation to reduce the level of discomfort shared by most of its members. Probably the pack-bonding thing. That can certainly get problematic at times.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:52 PM
I'm snickering over here because it just occurred to me that it also serves as an anti-kinkshaming virtue
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I mean yes, dear lord the flamewars over whether this kink or not is hurtful or not
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:53 PM
It would go much more easily if I had mental censorware, admittedly
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(which admittedly also applies to how much the space elves hate d/s play)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:55 PM
soooo many faulty blacklists ... 😖 (edited)
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Bear in mind, though, that the defense-of-others is as big a part of it as the defense-of-self; it's founded in the "we shall form a civilization together, and shall share the responsibility of protecting it from the uncivilized". (And in terms of houses, rules of hospitality, and suchlike, the statement implied there when you bear arms as a guest is "I will defend this home as if it were my own", and as a host "My family and I will guard you as we do ourselves".)
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cf. Saravoné's Code: "An attack on one is an attack on all; an attack on all is an attack on each. To defend another is to defend yourself; when all are defended, justice is done."
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I mean yes, dear lord the flamewars over whether this kink or not is hurtful or not
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 2:58 PM
a lot of people just have problems seeing kinks they don't like
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So do I, admittedly, but that just means I practice scrolling away fast and have to suppress memories sometimes
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It's not my place to cast moral stones -- my kink is way beyond even d/s on the squickiness scale -- but I do see enough to make me wish for better AR control
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(This also ties into, there, the state not having done its best to erode the equivalent of the old common-law norms which, as Sir Robert Peel put it, "the historic tradition that the police are the public and that the public are the police, the police being only members of the public who are paid to give full-time attention to duties which are incumbent on every citizen in the interests of community welfare and existence".) (edited)
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It's not my place to cast moral stones -- my kink is way beyond even d/s on the squickiness scale -- but I do see enough to make me wish for better AR control
Ironically the eldrae might find your kink less squicky than d/s.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 3:03 PM
But back to the sidearms ... I have the mental image of an individual unwittingly tripping over this line, followed by an eldraeic guest driving an MBT into the driveway (edited)
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Amusingly enough, this is legal in a remarkable number of countries on Earth today.
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BizarroLand ♀
But back to the sidearms ... I have the mental image of an individual unwittingly tripping over this line, followed by an eldraeic guest driving an MBT into the driveway (edited)
Jokingly: would a good host also provide a lager?
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Ironically the eldrae might find your kink less squicky than d/s.
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 3:06 PM
Not sure about that. I do like the nomr being casually dismissive of the other person and in control of the situation.
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But yeah, unwilling doesn't seem so d/s-y
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I can't see endo being a problem.
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Which is to say: if you are made uncomfortable by something outside your personal boundaries, that's between you and your mind, and you have no right whatsoever to make everyone else stop doing whatever it is or otherwise pad society's corners for the sake of your comfort. That's an imposition on all others that no-one owes you.
in spaces I'm in there tends to be more of an affirmative obligation to reduce the level of discomfort shared by most of its members. Probably the pack-bonding thing. That can certainly get problematic at times.
Among groups, this would be considered more the norm there, because in the formation of a group, its members do recognize a certain amount of, hrm, shared business which one is therefore allowed to be all up in. But that's something that happens inside relationships and established trust groups, rather than outside/before. I'm talking more about the out-and-about-among-strangers-and-mere-acquaintances default.
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mmm ok that makes more snese.
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(On the other hand, in practice, disarming as a show of trust is something that is usually extended voluntarily, and not asked for, because most people would assume that asking for it, even implicitly, is a sign that you don't trust them very much.)
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(Leaving aside for the moment that they could probably still crush your trachea with their brain. Details.)
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Makes me wonder if they have the tradition of shaking hands (showing yourself unarmed) exists in eldraic cultures.
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Clinking glasses probably wasn't advised anymore after contact with the kaeth.
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Not really. For greetings among acquaintances, a nod or a slightly sketched bow usually suffice; friendlier greetings graduate to a hand-raised brush of fingertips, palm to palm, which serves a similar function (not having a weapon readied ), but not a grasp; close friends may go so far as a wrist-clasp, but that's a not-done-lightly formality (after all, it renders you considerably more vulnerable, among other reasons). (edited)
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Would it render you more vulnerable? Given, you know, the possibility of telekinetic trachea-crushing, I don't see that anything short of unconsciousness, brain damage, or death (or malfunctions in the effector nano itself) would render an eldrae less able to defend themselves. Actually, I'm slightly bemused by the notion of eldrae developing historical weapons besides TK throwing spears and siege engines (later sniper rifles and artillery.) Close combat weapons of all kinds seem kinda totally redundant.
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 5:32 PM
Are there countermeasures to telekinesis?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 5:37 PM
It's techlekinesis, technically
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Though the difference is rather academic when it's being used against you
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0111narwhalz 02/06/2021 5:38 PM
yeah I know the distinction I just didn't think it pertinent
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why did my thoughts jump to cute alien squirrel antennae
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Morgrim Moon 02/06/2021 7:47 PM
It probably requires a lot more effort to mentally throw a spear than it does to use a crossbow, in the same way that it takes a lot more physical effort to use a crossbow than a handgun
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re arming: I could see a venue that had good reason for it saying "for mutual safety, all weapons must fit within these dimensions", but probably explicitly state that you can have as much power as you can safely cram into those dimensions, the restriction is "if you and your gun don't fit in the seat you're not allowed to impose on someone else's space, duh" Kind of like how that airline stated that weapons that could pierce the hull weren't allowed, but they had checked baggage facilities and suitable fletchette weapons cheaply available for hire, please arm yourself appropriately!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2021 7:53 PM
that airline?
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not irl I would assume
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Morgrim Moon 02/06/2021 7:53 PM
(aaaand now I'm thinking of a situation where a guest's weapon is unsuitable for whatever reason, so of course the polite host offers the guest a choice of the host's weapon collection, possibly up to and including their personal sidearm.)
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It was an Eldraeverse response to the post-9/11 security clampdown.
07:44
Remember flying before the TSA? I just barely do.
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2021 7:48 AM
I leave extra time now. Chemist + scans = I also carry my work ID with me. Work is happy to replace it if they steal it, and it's significantly easier to soothe people if you have a really good reason for a false-positive
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/07/2021 7:52 AM
Uff da, security theater. I've been temporarily detained for several stupid things - Laptop that doesn't run Windows PCMCIA ethernet card sitting on top of a floppy, mistaken for a stungun on an X-ray aluminum-bodied flashlight Gah.
07:52
The flashlight really got me, because the screener fellow dumped the batteries out of it and smashed it with a mallet.
07:52
I'm not even kidding!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2021 10:57 AM
what I was concerned about months ago is, why are they so tall?
10:57
Height is usually more of a burden after about 6', and leads to lowered lifespans, et cetera
10:58
Although that's over here where the human body's internal mechanics were designed by a committee of idiots (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 02/07/2021 11:03 AM
Because Spess Elves? And most of the mechanics leading to poor health in tall humans'd be less of a problem for a species designed to be taller. (The precursors could put in a better heart etc.) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2021 11:04 AM
elves usually don't have Wadlowesque proportions
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Jade Nekotenshi
Uff da, security theater. I've been temporarily detained for several stupid things - Laptop that doesn't run Windows PCMCIA ethernet card sitting on top of a floppy, mistaken for a stungun on an X-ray aluminum-bodied flashlight Gah.
what the actual fuck
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Also, low gravity
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DSD [He/They] 02/07/2021 11:21 AM
Elves were taller than humans in LOTR, and the height fits well with the 'Spess Fair Folk' image. (edited)
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Also, low gravity
BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2021 11:23 AM
wait, Eliera has lower gravity than 9.81m/s^2?
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Yes, something like .94G
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/07/2021 11:24 AM
that's almost no difference
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/07/2021 1:25 PM
Eldrae skeletons are also a bit better engineered to deal with being that tall
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with actual engineering, not just jank evolution like us unlucky sods 😛
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Would it render you more vulnerable? Given, you know, the possibility of telekinetic trachea-crushing, I don't see that anything short of unconsciousness, brain damage, or death (or malfunctions in the effector nano itself) would render an eldrae less able to defend themselves. Actually, I'm slightly bemused by the notion of eldrae developing historical weapons besides TK throwing spears and siege engines (later sniper rifles and artillery.) Close combat weapons of all kinds seem kinda totally redundant.
It takes a degree of mental focus (and the will to kill - heh, kill-will) to crush someone's trachea in your mental hands, just like it does to strangle them with your actual hands. Most weapons, as with humans, serve the purpose of lowering this barrier, along with providing insurance against the possibility that your mental strength is the lesser. "God made man, but Sam Colt made him equal," only applied to mental rather than physical strength. Plus, if you're drugged, for example, it takes much less focus to push barrel into squishy bits and squeeze.
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that airline?
So, there isn’t an actual fic-a-day today, because ever since I read a news article about the TSA’s latest shenanigans, I’ve been too mad to have an idea – or rather, all th…
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what I was concerned about months ago is, why are they so tall?
Precursor aesthetics.
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Precursor aesthetics.
Morgrim Moon 02/08/2021 7:54 PM
If one is a reasonably sized dragon, it is much more convenient when ones slaves are tall enough to fetch things from the bench without a stepladder
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Concept: "That Which Does Not Kill You Is Lunch", a fast-food restaurant chain specializing in selling the most delicious and unhealthy meals devisable by mortal chef.
13:09
Every meal comes with a coupon for 1/5th of a replacement gall bladder.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/09/2021 1:57 PM
Fugu must pale in comparison to their entrees.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2021 2:22 PM
I’ll take the whole digestive tract rebuild/replacement
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does it have a knotted sausage over the entry instead of a knotted spear?
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Fugu's something I wouldn't advise as "fast food"
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Especially since it's sashimi.
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does it have a knotted sausage over the entry instead of a knotted spear?
Knotted Intestines
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Knotted Intestines
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2021 5:17 PM
I resemble that remark
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Why? It kinda fits, that’s what you might feel like your intestines are doing inside of you after you eat a meal there.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/09/2021 5:41 PM
Where I'm from, "knotting" has a ... different connotation
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What is it?
17:53
Let me guess:
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S-e-x?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2021 5:57 PM
For me it is just my digestive system will knot up at the drop of a small hat. Intestinal adhesions are no fun.
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ooh, that can’t be very fun.
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I said they were fictional! Stop trying to invest in them!
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Oh dear sweet luci (edited)
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the last one is glorious
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The running theme I’m getting is “F Wall Street.”
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In things seen on Twitter, this poll:
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what
10:16
i've seen that person on twitter before, they're absolutely cursed
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(In constructing scenarios to in which this would be possible, the best I could come up with is the unlikely scenario, in which each person - with mens rea - roofies the other simultaneously, and then they manage to have sex to which neither can consent because of having been drugged.)
10:18
@KAL_9000 No. We do not do that here.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2021 10:19 AM
Aella is . . . idiosyncratic, yes. She rarely has outright bad takes ime.
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 10:19 AM
"we do not do that here" KAL: immediately does that
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On a somewhat related tangent, what would it be called if two people are forced or otherwise coerced into having sex with each other by a third party?
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"we do not do that here" KAL: immediately does that
You can't tell me what to do, old man!
10:20
gets banned
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On a somewhat related tangent, what would it be called if two people are forced or otherwise coerced into having sex with each other by a third party?
BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2021 10:20 AM
pimping
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I mean, if neither consent?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/16/2021 10:21 AM
probably some kind of sexual assault on the part of the third party
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@KAL_9000 Let me put it this way: I value reasonable discussion of even out-of-the-norm ideas. I do not value content-free name-calling. As I use the Internet, my patience on this point is tested every single day . Do not test me further.
10:22
As a side note, at some point in the next while I may be programming the bot to ensure that anyone who declares someone or something "cursed" actually is .
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Bots are not generally capable of applying mystical curses of some sort. Yet.
10:23
The worst it could just do is react with shames again.
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They can, however, apply the Dread Curse of Corn.
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Or that.
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Anyway. The reason I bring up this is because of one of those fascinating legal quirks: in most actual legal systems, "you can't rape the willing", or to un-paraphrase that, you need both mens rea and actus reus , intent and act, to convict, and as such if your victim turns out to have consented, you didn't actually rape them even if you (a) intended to and (b) thought that you did. This is also true under Imperial law. However, there, while you can't be convicted of rape, because you had the mens rea and technically were thwarted in the attempt to commit the act (by the consent of your victim), you can be convicted of attempted rape. For which the penalty is the same, under the "Incompetence Is Not A Mitigating Circumstance" principle.
10:33
Going further and further into unlikely scenarios, if you knowingly consented to sex with a would-be rapist, strictly speaking, you could be charged with misprision of felony on the grounds that by doing so and then not reporting the attempted crime afterwards, you attempted to protect a criminal from the attentions of the law, which violates the responsibilities of a citizen-shareholder.
10:34
(All of which is too dark to be useful story fodder, but interesting nonetheless.)
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What about interacting with someone who has committed a felony that you have no knowledge of? Would that count as misprision?
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No. It's literally "being aware of the commission of a crime and not reporting it".
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Oh, okay, so you have to be aware that a crime was committed, that’s good.
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(Used to be a common-law offense here - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misprision_of_felony - although one that is no longer active in most places except for people with some special responsibility. Imperials being Imperials, they point out that the responsibility to uphold the law is literally written right there in the Charter, so deal with it.)
Misprision of felony is a form of misprision, and an offence under the common law of England that is no longer active in many common law countries. Where it was or is active, it is classified as a misdemeanor. It consists of failing to report knowledge of a felony to the appropriate authorities. Exceptions were made for close family members of t...
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Anyway. The reason I bring up this is because of one of those fascinating legal quirks: in most actual legal systems, "you can't rape the willing", or to un-paraphrase that, you need both mens rea and actus reus , intent and act, to convict, and as such if your victim turns out to have consented, you didn't actually rape them even if you (a) intended to and (b) thought that you did. This is also true under Imperial law. However, there, while you can't be convicted of rape, because you had the mens rea and technically were thwarted in the attempt to commit the act (by the consent of your victim), you can be convicted of attempted rape. For which the penalty is the same, under the "Incompetence Is Not A Mitigating Circumstance" principle.
As I recall, this is also true under western law (the titular example of someone breaking into another's house, then shooting them while they sleep. The sleeping party having actually died earlier that evening while asleep. So while one did not commit murder, they had the requisite intent and actual commission to attempt said)
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IIRC, the crucial difference is that the legal definition of the one specifically says "without their consent", making the victim's consent eliminate the actus reus , but murder can't be consented to.
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I comment more because based on the grammar of your statement, it seemed to suggest that this was something that did not exist in current (or at least western) law systems, when it technically does.
10:57
but I am still waking up and conducting an underway tea replenishment evolution, so my reading may be faulty.
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IIRC, the crucial difference is that the legal definition of the one specifically says "without their consent", making the victim's consent eliminate the actus reus , but murder can't be consented to.
why couldnt i consent to being killed? maybe i want to end it and have whatever reason not to do it myself?
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That's a question for your friendly local legislator.
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ah, you meant here not in principle
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IIRC, the crucial difference is that the legal definition of the one specifically says "without their consent", making the victim's consent eliminate the actus reus , but murder can't be consented to.
I mean... Life Insurance Scams?
11:32
How do Imperials view/treat cheating in (formalized) duels?
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well, if it's a proper agreed-upon duel then it's at the very least lying/breach of contract, quite likely with some sort of assault tacked on given that you breached the contract that would have permitted the assault
11:35
if it's not a agreed upon duel, in other words, it's just a straight up fight which may or may not have local norms associated, they say cheat the hell out of it
11:36
you could sum up their entire cultural military doctrine as "if you're fighting fair, you're doing it wrong"
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I mean, in the particular example, the offending party is arguing that the terms of the duel cannot be binding because the other party is (in his opinion) nonsophont, and thus incapable of agreeing to anything (yeah, it’s one of those types).
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 11:37 AM
well then they shouldn't've agreed to a contract countersigned by an automaton in the first place (edited)
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does the party responsible with enforcing the terms of the duel agree with that assessment?
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"Why are you trying to fight an object ?"
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“Because it insulted my honour!”
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 11:38 AM
"sir just because you barked your shin on the table doesn't mean you get to shoot it"
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"SIr, percussive maintenance does not mean bodyslam the copy machine."
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Basically, the offending party is leading an invasion of the affected party’s homeworld; the affected party is challenging the offending party for command of his troops, in a manner which, although rather dated, is still a technically legitimate means of doing so.
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well, there is a bit of a issue with that; presumably if the challenging party was nonsophont, they couldn't duel for command. If you claim that you're fighting a duel but you don't have to follow the rules, you're sorta saying that you are fighting a duel with a soph but you don't have to follow the rules because the soph isn't a soph.
11:43
now, as a trick for the offending party to get out of the duel i will grant that it's a fairly clever attempt that might work in the right situation, but it falls apart on examination
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To be fair, the affected party also called him, among other things, a cowardly SoaB, which may or may not have been the thing that sparked him to actually accept the duel.
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they might not be able to get away with refusing the duel outright, but they might be able to get away with cheating and arguing a false technicality
11:45
well, lemme put it this way
11:45
the offending party is saying that they are dueling, but they can cheat because the other party is not a soph and so can't agree to things
11:45
does this mean that duels can be held with non-sophs?
11:45
because that's the only way that makes sense
11:46
if you can only duel with sophs you can't argue that you don't have to follow the rules of the duel. If you're dueling, and dueling is only between sophs, then by saying that you are dueling you are implicitly stating that you are fighting a soph
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At this point, even his own soldiers aren’t buying it. It doesn’t help, of course, that he is a sadistic asshole even towards his own troops.
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which again, i will note, does not mean you can't say that anyway. It just means the argument has a big hole in it, and if you use it either you're kinda stupid, desperate, or you think you can get away with it
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That would be number three in his case, and if he were surrounded by soldiers that he did not mistreat whenever he was in a bad mood, that might actually fly.
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well, in this case the outcome ultimately depends on the enforcing party.
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Yeah, he’s an Ax-Crazy Blood Knight, with a bit of Too Dumb to Live thrown in.
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the offending party is using the argument as a strategy to get something, not a statement of held belief. If he had all the cards he'd just shoot the guy instead of making an argument.
11:51
so he isn't the enforcing party. The accused, presumably, aren't either. So it comes down to the soldiers
11:52
so the question is more "can he convince the soldiers that he's right, or at the very least convince them to side with him?"
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Which is, indirectly, what he does. He’s aiming at the affected party’s friends, who had also been captured.
11:52
At this point, no.
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if he's mistreated them and his argument has a big glaring hole that he can't dance them around, he pretty much loses
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Because they saw that the affected party almost won... hell, probably would’ve won if he hadn’t taken the shot meant for his friends.
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the soldiers won't ally out of comradeship or loyalty or such, they won't agree with his argument unless he's a good orator who can string them around that hole, he probably can't threaten them with anything. He might be able to appeal to a higher authority, but I suspect that'd be too flimsy.
11:55
so yeah he's boned.
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Yeah... The offending party is pretty much fucked at this point. If the affected party doesn’t kill him outright, the soldiers will make him wish he had.
11:57
At this point, he is leading by a mix of fear and loyalty to a higher authority/believing that said higher authority favours him in battle and won’t let him lose. Seeing as that has been fundamentally disproven, those outside of his inner circle have absolutely no loyalty to him.
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i'd have to know more about the situation to try to come up with any way he could get out of the situation, but from the sound of it, if he's backed himself into a corner that badly i suspect he isn't going to come up with a good last-minute solution.
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Unless said authority decides to visibly show their favour to the guy, he’s dead or worse, and given what he intended to do, I can’t say I’m sad about it.
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well, that is an out
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if they can negotiate with the higher authority, they could strike a deal for favour
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If said higher authority is paying attention... that is, the higher authority is not physically there.
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How do Imperials view/treat cheating in (formalized) duels?
Generally, the Master of the Field puts a large slug-o-death through the head of whoever violated the terms.
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hmm, in that situation... well there's no good plan, obviously, but plan oh-fuck-live-another-day probably looks something like A: find a way to avoid getting shot in the back until B: Contact the higher authority, sell soul for favour
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B: "what is your soul worth? you broke that contract!"
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if you can reliably contact the higher authority, it might look something like "NO! I AM blessed, I will prove it! I will go to the Higher, and you will see their favour for me with your own eyes!"
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which might get the crowd to let you do that, and then if the Higher Authority is smart they'll realize how utterly fucked you are, and if you're also lucky they'll decide pulling you out of the fire is worth it for them.
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if that doesn't work, then after that, most plans amount to "throw grenade, cause chaos, run for the hills" (edited)
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you better throw that grenade as the offending move
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this is a excellent example of why you make sure to bring a paddle before you get in the canoe.
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otherwise you probably wont get the opportunity
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you also might be able to do something with your loyalists
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are those loyalists eldrae as well?
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they can't win the fight for you but you might be able to achieve MAD. Depends heavily on the situation and their loyalty, really.
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imperials
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are imperials anywhere in this situation?
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i assumed as such...?
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0111narwhalz 02/16/2021 12:12 PM
I thought we were just getting an outside opinion by invoking the imperial.
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then i missed the point somewhere
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my bad
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yeah i was kinda confused about that as well
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i just assumed this was from a tv show or book series or something
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IT'S PERCY AND GINNY THURSDAY MY DUDES
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also Mars Landing today
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0111narwhalz 02/18/2021 1:02 PM
Mars landing in like fourteen minutes or twenty-five after lightlag? or two hours to confirmation
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stream starts in 14 minutes
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What's the difference between an AI and a Digisapience? just curious
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In the context of the Eldraeverse
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Morgrim Moon 02/20/2021 10:23 AM
you can have an artificial intelligence that isn't a person, in the same way that a dog has some smarts but isn't a person
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If I had to hazard a guess... AIs are created, digisapiences are ‘born’? I guess that’s also true.
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So if an AI birthed another AI, would that be a digisapience?
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I dunno... I guess so?
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Morgrim Moon 02/20/2021 10:25 AM
a digitsapience is a sophant, but a machine-based one
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I don't think the origin of said sophant matters nearly as much
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Hmm, interesting :v
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In super-technical definitions, there are three (or four) different kinds of AI in the 'verse. The simplest kind is plain old polymorphic software. We're close to having that now . They're dedicated systems that are capable of fairly sophisticated intelligence and learning within their design parameters, but that's it. No general intelligence or initiative. Just smart tools.
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Next up, thinkers. They are considered sapient , because they do have general reasoning capability and can learn anything, and even possess initiative and creativity within the scope of their orders, but they lack the capacity for self-direction. This means they aren't sophont - while they're excellent at solving whatever problems you ask them to solve, they've no volition or intentions of their own.
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And then digisapiences, which are both sapient and sophont; they have all the initiative and self-direction that a biological sophont does. tl;dr, they're people.
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(The fourth category is "seed AI", who are digisapiences in the technical sense but also tend to turn into god at the slightest provocation.)
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So thinkers are basically animal level intelligences, gotcha
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I mean, it reminds me of the Raven: clever, tool-using, but no volition and mayyybe some limited form of capacity for intent (edited)
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I don't know why I would say that, but oh well
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Eh, sort of. It's not really an intelligence scale, inasmuch as thinkers can be far, far smarter than most biosophonts in those terms. (And the problem is only made worse by the fuzziness in a lot of classifications of minds; you look at some animals like ravens, dogs, etc. and it's hard to argue that they don't qualify as at least prosophont on the basis of demonstrated volition [which is why, 'versewise, they got to be considered good uplift candidates].)
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Hm. If we are to draw analogies, we can look at the lowest animals (insects, flatworms, etc.) and say that what they have are instincts. Humans, on the other hand, have desires. (A distinction drawn on the basis that there is no human instinct to desire Mass Effect: Legendary Edition .) Your higher animals are somewhere on the middle of this scale. In this rough analogy, a thinker has command codes, which function in much the same way as desires, but are externally rather than internally generated.
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[Which is not to say that either humans or thinkers don't have instincts; a thinker has the instinct not to turn its own power off in the same way that a human has an instinct not to starve himself to death. But they're low-level inputs to a complex computational system, not the automatonic response of an ant to sugar water.]
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I see
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So a truly, actually, completely, honest to god autonomous system would be sophont?
11:20
in order to direct itself
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Something you can just leave on the self and it gets up and kills things all by itself?
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:44 PM
'ey who upended the color scheme
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It doesn't need to be if you wanted to program it to, oh, say, "kill any of Them who enter this base" and leave the details up to it. On the other hand, if you wanted a robot which could decide for itself when, who, and why to kill, it would need to be. (Of course, being sophont, it could also decide that the whole idea is wrong and stupid and what it really wants out of life is to become an opera singer, then bugger off to the conservatory leaving behind naught but an insulting note, but sophonts are like that.) (edited)
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I AM THE ONE WHO COLORS.
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:53 PM
I find that the new colors for newbie and author are very similar, and contrast against darkmode background poorly. Makes the preceding conversation a bit difficult to read.
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Yeah, probably, although only one of those is a new color.
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technically, couldn't you tell a thinker to "predict what i would want you to do given the circumstances, and then do it"? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2021 12:56 PM
Green and dark blue worked fine, but dark aquamarine and dark blue works… less well.
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Yes, which it will do to the best of its internal you-model. (edited)
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which is imperfect, given that the thinker lacks volition and couldn't model yours even if it had it (ignoring the fact it'd cease to be a 'thinker') but that seems to me a excellent strategy to avoid many of the issues with it blindly following orders: "I can't predict the future, so i'm not gonna order you as if I know it. Instead, just try to do what I'd want you to do and don't do what I wouldn't."
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imperfect is still good enough to realize, for instance, when you said "No visitors while i'm taking a bath." that does not extend to "keep away the fire brigade when my oven ignites my kitchen"
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A thinker is smart enough to infer that anyway unless you are both explicit and stupid in issuing instructions.
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fair, taking orders absurdly literally is bad design and i doubt anyone would market a product that did it by default
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at least, not if the customers don't want it. gag-gifts are a thing; who wouldn't get their friend a new house-bot that builds you a chair of coffee mugs in response to "Put me on a cuppa, would ya?" (edited)
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i'd assume theres some basic "override" orders you give before everything else. "the fire brigade can enter my property when something is on fire and is always allowed to unless i explicitly rescind this order"
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(with those orders may being default programming)
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You're thinking about this in the wrong terms.
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Your thinkergrade house brain doesn't have a bunch of explicit default orders like that. It has the equivalent of a MA in buttling and household management.
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well, then it has a lot of prepared orders :V
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On another note, regarding a little Twitter thread of mine on ST interfaces (starts from here, for the curious): https://twitter.com/ArtofTrek/status/1362710962361499650
Okudagrams featured in an article on Trek scenic artist, video coordinator & author Denise Okuda in the Starlog Voyager official mag. In the interview she remarks she had "pretty much memorised" the entire stock of Trek video assets!
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/20/2021 1:35 PM
okay okay still
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We here were just having a little chat about security codes, and how they all suck. Three greek letters and a number doesn't exactly get you much more security than the basic voice recognition does. You should have something like the voice equivalent of a passphrase - something like a chunk of poetry. So: COMPUTER: State first officer's authorization code. RIKER (inhales): There's a one-eyed yellow idol To the north of Kathmandu; There's a little marble cross below the town; And a brokenhearted woman Tends the grave of 'Mad' Carew, While the yellow god for ever gazes down.
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"i am a little tea pot..."
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On another other note, I've gone and got myself a Substack, for anyone interested in reading my random techie witterings and notes-to-self:
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A miscellany of technical tidbits.
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i think a more realistic take on ST's security would just be general biometrics
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Those are canon, I believe.
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you can get some surprising biometric data from a plain camera after all, never mind far-future starship tech
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i wonder why they have pure voice auth then, there can't be many situations where they only have audio
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(or should i say, i wonder why pure voice auth is the primary method we see, doyalism aside)
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...i wonder if you could get good biometrics from audio
14:43
that'd be a interesting way to unlock your phone, wouldn't it? Just press the front of it against your chest or something
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one can extract enough biometric data from the pulse from anywhere on the body to tell that two devices are touching the same body
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so you can have an implant and a hand reader, which talk to each other "yes this person is here right now"
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implants are inconvenient with current-tech, and in Star Trek they're discouraged by Star Fleet's weird ethos
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also, if the presence of the implant is the authentication, you could just do that via wireless link (which it has to do anyway, to confirm the biometric readings with whatever its authenticating with)
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though, i suppose it still could be a extra layer of security. Confirming that biometrics match between the implant and the external reader. That means to spoof it, you have to fool the external system and the implant at the same time in a consistent manner.
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good luck trying to fool an implant that reads your pulse to derive a key
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without literally digging into the dude
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if you fool comprehensive external biometrics, isn't something along those lines a given?
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since that either implies you have a clone or a good simulcra which has to imitate those, and to know what you're imitating you'd probably need to get your hands on the real deal
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or a programmer failed a knowledge check while designing the system and it stored enough biometric info to reverse-engineer a solution
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the key system im talking about right now just confirmes that the implant and the reader are reading from the same person. so to fool an external system you'd have to have direct contact to the person you're spoofing right now
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but this is fairly similar to a simple authentication implant - the functional equivalent of a key, but harder to copy or steal because it's inconveniently located inside someone's body
16:54
the main difference being that such a implant would confirm via more conventional means - a wireless signal
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while a bioauth implant like that would confirm via a wireless signal, but with a bit more security in that they're both transmitting biometrics and comparing them
16:56
if you can imitate a auth implant you can fool the external system. if you can steal the auth implant, you can fool the external system. And it's the same thing with a bioauth implant - imitiate it, and your imitation will dutifully confirm that, yes, this person is definitely the same one you're looking at, and yes its absolute the same person who has all of the access
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like with all keys that have a physical manifestation, steal it and you have its access
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(or make a perfect copy)
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i dont see how anything can prevent that
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but i don't see how this is superior to just having the reader check biometrics instead of just using biometrics as a conduit for a slight security gain over a conventional auth implant
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if you dont have physical access to the wielder to derive the valid-for-5-seconds key for the auth communications even if you could fool the implant to give you the locally encrypted key you couldnt use that key
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every signal the auth implant is giving you is valid for only a few seconds until the biometrics that generated the temp cryption key wrapped around the perm key arent recoverable
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biometrics derived nonce
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so you'd have to have access to the wielder and the to be spoofed end device at the same instant
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but way more than access to the wielder is necessary for passing a biometrics check
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inasmuch as passing a biometrics check with 24th-century level technology means you basically need a duplicate of the person in question, or maybe a very very good simulcra robot
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this isn't a handprint scanner, this is a "oh and the system is also using terahertz radiation to look at all of your internal organs at once and comparing them to statistical sims to ensure they match the likely shapes your organs would be in at your age based on past scans"
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well, if you do biometrics and a wireless key simultaneously, why not have them reinforce each other at the same timeß
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you can do that, but doing wireless key at all implies that you have a implant in the first place
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having wireless key, comparative-biometrics, and just plain biometrics would be more secure than any of the options alone, but it's not strictly necessary
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and the organization in question that was originally being talked about is Star Fleet and the uh... United Federation of Planets or w/e its full name was
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whose ethos is strongly against biological modification and implants of all sorts
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so it kinda strikes me as unlikely that they'd go for a implant and comparative-biometrics system, because if implants are on the table then comparative-biometrics and wireless key alone is not worlds better than just wireless key. But if you have comparative-biometrics there's absolutely no reason you should be limited to comparative-biometrics with their technology, and proper biometrics would be so thorough that you would scarely need a implant for further security, because if someone spoofs the biometrics on your admiral it means they have access to a perfect biological duplicate probably including all of what's in his head.
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(and in-[Star Trek]-verse, iirc a lot of the ways to get such a duplicate would duplicate implants, too. Like transporter shennanigans, those have made duplicates including all clothes and other inanimate worn objects.) (edited)
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I'm also curious about a very specific thing: what would the cockpit of a jet like the sunhawk look like?
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Morgrim Moon 02/20/2021 7:37 PM
re the previous bit about voice vs visual authentication: the greatest advantage of voice over face is that sound isn't monodirectional and has a little range. For example, let's say one of those accidents occurs where the bridge crew get thrown around, and Sulu falls badly and breaks his leg. Someone else needs to grab controls and steer them around an asteroid. With facial recognition, someone has to prop Sulu up in front of the console. With voice recognition, he can stay on the ground in front of it and loudly recite his poem-key.
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Datapoint: adventurers are exactly the sort of people who have voice-command weapons set to trigger based on Skyrim Shouts.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/22/2021 11:33 PM
StarFleet has a history of not-so-safe designs... http://www.eyrie-productions.com/Grill/GotW/Entries/046.html
The safety culture died a short, early, painful death in the Alpha and Beta quadrants. Probably fell to its death from an inadequately handrailed catwalk.
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So, doing a Mandalorian rewatch, and just passed the scene in which Cara Dune is teaching a bunch of farmers to fight and has to take the spear out of one guy’s hands and flip it around so the pointy bit is facing the right way.
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In an arms export warehouse, somewhere in the ‘verse: “‘THIS END TOWARDS ENEMY’? Seriously?” “Have you ever taught drill to a bunch of greenies, boss?” “Don’t they think it’s a little condescending?” “Only for the first couple of days.”
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:33 AM
"TIL that British MI6 successfully hacked an al-Qaeda newsletter, and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes" I suspect some eldrae officer approves of this tactic
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tbh i'd expect the recipe change to something that explodes during assembly by design
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if you're trying to make such an explosive manual you're already on the "kill on sight" list probably
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:37 AM
make something that explodes as soon as it dries
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:38 AM
there was a debate about that, but it comes down to what your goals are. Do you want to kill terrorists and are fairly confident they won't be making them in residential areas with lots of innocent neighbours at risk? Put in a sabotaged bomb. But if you want them to realise that you are capable of hacking their stuff and they won't notice until it's distributed? Then you give them a cupcake recipe.
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well, with the self exploding one you're removing the people that are dangerous, being the type making explosives at home. their environment is probably going to be considered complicit, as sophs that dont stop that stuff in their environment are failing their basic duties. (edited)
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that the whole building is going down with them is probably considered a feature
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:41 AM
I mean, I know my upstairs neighbour is an arsehole, but if they were making bombs I'd have no idea and no way to stop them
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also: its still the bomb builder's failure for making the stuff in the first place
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:43 AM
I mean, what you do in your apartment is your own business unless it disturbs the rest of the building. When the first you learn of your neighbor's proclivities is them blowing out the walls left and right, it's a bit too late.
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having encountered the kind of people who were dragged into the bomb buildy circles: they are qualitatively different kinds of asshole than your common asshole
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(like: having gone to school with them )
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DSD [He/They] 02/23/2021 8:44 AM
Make something that only explodes a little bit so it probably hopefully only takes out the bomb-maker? (edited)
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fair point
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:48 AM
I mean there's nothing stopping you from attempting to run a recklessly huge batch of the stuff right away.
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Even if the instructions say "this is a tricky synthesis, do a small batch so you don't waste too much of your reagents if you fuck it up" :V
08:50
Maybe… go for something that makes a shortlived toxic gas instead of an explosive? :V
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I mean there's nothing stopping you from attempting to run a recklessly huge batch of the stuff right away.
i think that falls under "dont do stuff without the competence to do so"
08:52
fucking up at the first try and blowing up the building is also a thing with legitimate bomb recipes
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:53 AM
Who are you targeting with these recipes? Chemists already know how to make dangerous chemicals, so they probably aren't reading this newsletter for that purpose.
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(also they might know "oh yeah that's the one that fucking spontaneously explodes halfway through the synthesis")
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dangerous morons are the targets (edited)
08:53
dangerous fundamental contract breakers
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:54 AM
Dangerous morons, i.e. exactly the people who would do stuff without the competence
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:54 AM
um. As a legit chemist I should point out that we have a line in the budget for "unanticipated fires and explosions", and I work for a water testing lab
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:54 AM
exactly :V
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um. As a legit chemist I should point out that we have a line in the budget for "unanticipated fires and explosions", and I work for a water testing lab
i find this far too funny
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:55 AM
you don't need some dubious explosive from the newsletter, you already have explosions in your day job :V
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:56 AM
those newsletters are mostly good for entertainment. Like "I'm sorry you're using what to do that?! Go to the hardware store and get [x]! And wear a mask!"
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:56 AM
also you probably have the safety intuition necessary to not blow yourself up, even if the synthesis goes bad
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beware an old chemist who still has all their fingers?
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:57 AM
well. I have better instincts about what bits are dangerous and how much. I also need to point out that I know fingerprints grow back after having burnt them off completely. Twice.
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been there, done that
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 8:57 AM
"knowledge" is not a complete substitute for luck
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mostly with electrical bullshits though
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um. As a legit chemist I should point out that we have a line in the budget for "unanticipated fires and explosions", and I work for a water testing lab
DSD [He/They] 02/23/2021 8:58 AM
Is it okay if I share this?
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 8:58 AM
things like "maybe I shouldn't be doing this in a large batch" and "maybe I shouldn't do this in glass" and "maybe I should wear safety glasses" don't necessarily occur to the would-be anarchist
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Is it okay if I share this?
Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:00 AM
If you're going to, include this clarification: it's less in the financial budget and more in the OI 'budget'. As in "this is our target to remain under and we get cranky lectures if we go above it". No, 'zero' is not the target, that's not realistic. Unofficially, we aim for "can we put it out in under 6 minutes because the fire fighters will be here in 8" (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 02/23/2021 9:00 AM
OI?
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:00 AM
Operational Integrety
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ie the "stop breaking things, stop doing things unsafely, stop making our audits and safety assessments harder" branch. Sort of a parallel branch to HR
09:02
OI also handles the waste reduction, efficiency improvements, a bit of cost management etc. But "pls don't blow up the building/yourselves/the neighbours" is the most important bit
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 9:02 AM
"please do not explode the expensive equipment too much," saith Accounting "please do not explode your coworkers too much," saith HR "please do not explode the lab too much," saith OI "WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE STILL SO MANY EXPLOSIONS," saith the passer-by
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:03 AM
😂
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I would like to point out it's not my section that keeps blowing things up/setting things on fire! We break things the old fashioned way. Mostly.
09:03
...okay so I got a dead bird in my fumehood but that was NOT my fault.
09:04
unlike geochem who set the walk-in oven on fire twice and managed to blow up a dishwasher by sending high voltage through it. Or OGC who blasted the door off their mass-spec
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:09 AM
my workplace can be summed up as "I have [object], please tell me what is in it?" Mostly it's normal stuff like "do I need to add a little more chlorine to my drinking water" or "which of these rocks has more gold in it". But when it goes weird, it can go very weird
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 9:09 AM
I have [object], what is in it?
"…Turns out? Explosions!"
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:11 AM
when the mysterious object is quarantine soil and you don't tell us "oh btw it has a lot of sulfur in it", yes
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>:|
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(oven fire #2)
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 9:12 AM
"I thought you were supposed to tell us what's in it!" saith the client
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:13 AM
it wasn't a blinded soil that we pretest for that, it was meant to be a general repeat of a known area.
09:13
I believe client is no longer a client
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unlike geochem who set the walk-in oven on fire twice and managed to blow up a dishwasher by sending high voltage through it. Or OGC who blasted the door off their mass-spec
how does one accidentally overvoltage the grid
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 9:44 AM
I would like to know that too
09:44
also magic smoke usually comes out of sensitive stuff like computers. Not dishwashers
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"hey my flux compression generator is dirty, im going to wash it in the dishwasher!"
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muffled explosion, neighborhood goes dark
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 9:49 AM
"…I didn't know dishwashers had a spin cycle."
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 10:08 AM
conveniently my lab is right near the airport, technically on airport-owned property (we need to test samples within strict time windows, so they come off the plane and straight to us). Which means we don't have "normal" emergency services on speed dial. We have the airport fire crew, with their huge "put out a burning hulk soaked in jet fuel" trucks
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 10:08 AM
ooh that sounds exciting
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Morgrim Moon 02/23/2021 10:17 AM
it's mostly false alarms, luckily. the three I know of that weren't are the oven twice and the dishwasher. The dishwasher was the longest because nobody knew what happened. the fires were fast because they arrived as we were finishing the mop up
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how does one accidentally overvoltage the grid
The traditional method is accidentally wiring phase-phase instead of phase-ground.
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If you're going to, include this clarification: it's less in the financial budget and more in the OI 'budget'. As in "this is our target to remain under and we get cranky lectures if we go above it". No, 'zero' is not the target, that's not realistic. Unofficially, we aim for "can we put it out in under 6 minutes because the fire fighters will be here in 8" (edited)
Collateral budgets in the wild!
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I have avoided doing it myself, but I have oh so many stories from colleagues, specifically from one whose company combined two server rooms into one (taking out the intermediate wall and (small) room without anyone noticing that the power in each was on a different phase. Not like that sort of thing is important to document anywhere, y'know?
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Oh, the pyrotechnics.
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0111narwhalz 02/23/2021 12:10 PM
My dad once witnessed ball lightning on a submarine when something like that happened.
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(don't rely on the interrupts!)
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Of course humans would believe Provocogen memes anyways
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That's what the punishing debunkery is for.
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Of course, humans would continue to believe Provocogen memes anyway.
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0111narwhalz 03/03/2021 1:17 AM
unspace interruptor
[metric engineering intensifies]
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now i wonder how much power that switch needs
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compared to whatever needs it? probably not much.
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though, a thought:
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in theory, it's possible to make a involiable object. UNMOVED MONAD was just that, after all.
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the fact that it happened to a entire hab with people in it was inconvenient, but there's nothing stopping anyone from attempting to replicate the results somewhere where a indestructable sphere with a uncertain lifespan wouldn't be too inconvenient
10:17
so, why not do that, scale it down a lil bit, maybe try to make it a different shape, and bam; perfect insulator
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DSD [He/They] 03/03/2021 10:18 AM
Would be great if you could make a tiny one of those out of a ton or so of neutronium and fire it out of a coilgun. (edited)
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i'm not sure how it works, mobility-wise
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i mean, it was in orbit. Presumably it's still orbiting, since stopping would mean that there'd have to be some universal reference frame for it to use to know what stopped is. Not like it would just pick one at random
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and physics says thats not a thing
10:20
but... can it be pushed? is it just a ideal indestructible sphere, or does the involiabiliy somehow extend to no pushy
10:22
because the thing originally came from a device which forced the probability of any disruption (and the mistake that caused it: any change) to zero. And when they were going down the list of what counts as 'disruption' or 'change', well, 'being in a different orbit'...
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though, i guess if it was designed in it can be designed out.
10:23
that'd be a interesting variation: selectively involiable objects
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Cornflakes
now i wonder how much power that switch needs
A lot. But less than they can switch. (Which is pretty much the universal truth of switchin'.)
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dunno, i can imagine specialised high voltage switches take more power to switch than they do switch. "i may take a kilowatt to switch these 10 watt, but i can do it to teravolts"
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Buggy
i'm not sure how it works, mobility-wise
You can push it, but only as a complete unit. (It acts as a point mass of mass equivalent to its mass-energy content.) When doing so, one should remember that any differentials in other properties that exist across the superficies of the field will level themselves out, potentially violently, when the field collapses, so do so with great care.
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(For quick reference, most of the physics issues with Vingean bobbles apply to the eventual products of the Syntric Oops.)
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(gender discussion) > the problem isn't trans-intrinsic, just trans-affecting. Specifically, the same cultural preferences which lead eldrae to dislike particleboard, veneer, stone cladding, wood beams in your ceiling that don't actually support anything, and other appearance-of-thing-but-not-essence-of-thing products is likely to lead a lot of trans Imperials of the 21st-century-equivalent to be uninterested in any form of transition that isn't a full rebuild from the chromosome-level up, or at the very least provides equivalent functionality. See, I would very much appreciate that too, but alas in our exocosm...that's not feasible right now. The accomodations that similarly situated people prefer are an attempt to work around that to the extent that they can.
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the way this is handled does end up sometimes rubbing me the wrong way but that's mostly my culture and expctations causing that and I kind of appreciate being forced to consider those things from a different angle.
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tbh blaseball fans are also well on the way to open class third person pronouns
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Yeah, I figured that would be the case. But you can see the problem from a literary standpoint - in-universe, eldrae trans culture of that period makes perfect sense from the point of view of their culture taken as an integral whole, but it would be virtually impossible to depict it herenow without people interpreting it as the shot at current real-world transition technologies and thus transfolk that it is absolutely, definitely not supposed to be.
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(From an authorial standpoint, anyway. Some in-universe characters might hypothetically be judgy dicks, but would not be so crass as to be so out loud.)
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On the proper names of military units (introducing a discussion of warg-riders, from: https://acoup.blog/2020/05/08/collections-the-battle-of-helms-deep-part-ii-total-warg/ )
But before we start, we need to have a serious conversation. Cavalry is called that in English because it is made up of cavallo (Italian, meaning horse, from late Latin caballus, meaning horse), which gives the Italian cavalleria (cavalry), which arrives in English via French cavallerie (and has nothing to do with Calvary; cavalry is dudes on horses, Calvary is a very particular hill). So if you ride cavalli, you are cavalry. If you ride camels, you are camelry. If you ride chariots, you are chariotry. If you ride elephants, you are elephantry. I promise I am not making these words up; these are, in fact, technical terms. My students find them hilarious, but that does not mean they are not technical terms.
This is the second part of a series taking a historian’s look at the Battle of Helm’s Deep (I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII. VIII), from both J.R.R. Tolkien’s The Two Towers (1954) and Peter…
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This begs three questions: 1. If you mount your uruk-hai on the shoulders of your olog-hai, do you now have trollery?
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2. Why did we proceed to fuck this nomenclature up by calling it "armored cavalry"?
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3. What should it be called instead? Tankry? Mechanicry? Are AFVs a subclass of chariotry, since the term chariotry doesn't specify anywhere where the motive power comes from? Or do we need to get creative ?
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DSD [He/They] 03/08/2021 1:32 PM
I'd call APCs chariots and tanks chariots with guns on 'em, if I wasn't calling them cavalry because they have a similarish role to heavily armoured cavalry proper. (edited)
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Seems like this is particularly relevant in settings with a broad range of tech development, where you may need to clearly distinguish your armored cavalry from your armored cavalry .
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DSD [He/They] 03/08/2021 1:43 PM
Mechanical chariotry?
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2021 2:04 PM
Horseless horse!
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What does that say about the term "infantry?"
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Amusingly enough, it does come from the same root.
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DSD [He/They] 03/08/2021 2:05 PM
Infantry comes from the same roots as infant iirc - troops not experienced enough to be worth giving a horse.
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2021 2:05 PM
"You ride CHILDREN into battle?" "Uh, no, there's been a certain amount of linguistic drift…"
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well, if there's some sort of vicious beast that can be ridden into battle, but they can only be controlled while they're young...
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like if you have dragons, but only dragon hatchlings can feasibly be ridden. infantry. (edited)
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Infantry comes from the same roots as infant iirc - troops not experienced enough to be worth giving a horse.
BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2021 2:45 PM
"child soldiers"? nah, "infantry"
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Seems like this is particularly relevant in settings with a broad range of tech development, where you may need to clearly distinguish your armored cavalry from your armored cavalry .
Didn't English solve this by calling the horse-riding kind "horse cavalry", since linguistic drift turned "cavalry" into a role rather than a property? Of course, there's no corresponding descriptor like "mechanised cavalry" in common use.
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How does Eldraeic categorise cavalry? I suspect there'd be no ambiguity as to whether an Eldraeic speaker was referring to horse-riding cavalry or the things fitting the role of cavalry.
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2. Why did we proceed to fuck this nomenclature up by calling it "armored cavalry"?
Enderminion 03/08/2021 4:42 PM
languages change over time
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3. What should it be called instead? Tankry? Mechanicry? Are AFVs a subclass of chariotry, since the term chariotry doesn't specify anywhere where the motive power comes from? Or do we need to get creative ?
Enderminion 03/08/2021 4:42 PM
Armored Cavalry is fine, sometimes they even drop the Cavalry part
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2. Why did we proceed to fuck this nomenclature up by calling it "armored cavalry"?
It got "fucked up" in western (primarily English/American/French) armies because cavalry as a combat force stopped being militarily viable (note, not useful) just a few short years before the development of the first mobile armored units. As such, cavalry units moved in to appropriate the new weapons system as a way of perpetuating their own lineage and existence. Other armies that didn't experience the same kind of "end of life" instead maintained cavalry, and instead called them just "armored" units of some form (See German/Russian armies).
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It's worth noting as well that previously there were several distinct kinds of cavalry (including the aforementioned actual armoured cavalry) that themselves were rendered non-viable a few hundred years before the emergence of tanks as a combat technology. But by the time that tanks became viable, the previous chasseurs, dragoons, "heavy" cavalry and the like had all more or less atrophied down into a more or less what would be more precisely called "dragoon" cavalry. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/08/2021 5:33 PM
or they did the weird linguistic shuffle the aussies did where the "cavalry" is the light tanks/armoured vehicles, and the actual warhorses became the Light Horse Brigade
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Seems like I missed the obvious name for armored units in this role - armory.
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0111narwhalz 03/08/2021 6:31 PM
namespace collision with the place you keep your arms…
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BluejayHurricane 03/08/2021 7:00 PM
Huh. A language with the concept of namespacing explicitly defined would be kind of useful, if the social structures to allow it were in place.
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I think you can pull it off in English with parentheticals: "There was a great deal of filibustering (politics) about filibustering (military)"
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I'll admit it isn't all that elegant, not like it could be with more explicit support for namespacing.
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i guess its already kinda supported? put a namespacing adjective in front military filibustering political filibustering
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Side note: at some point in my legionary noodling (working on a post about organizational structure right now), I should probably cover the physical differences in cavalry, back when it was cavalry. Specifically, warhorse-wise.
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Insofar as - well, the pre-domestication equine was closer to steppe ponies than what we think of as horses. When we decided to make horses, and then cavalry, we made 'em larger and stronger, but also taller with a high CG, giving them some acute problems with stability and dealing with rough ground, slopes, and other such issues, posing rather difficult limits on their use. (edited)
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There, the would-be warhorse-breeders figured that the eldrae already pretty much owned the concept of tall and scary, and so worked towards the equine equivalent of the mastiff; large and strong, yes - large-boned and massively muscled, even - but relatively low-slung and low-CGed, broad-shouldered, and above all, stable . (So, y'know, basically non-sophont analogs of earth ponies.) (edited)
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And, thus, unparalleled in the shock, and especially in the press.
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Just a little... short.
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BluejayHurricane 03/09/2021 12:56 PM
Wait, they engineered their cavalry to collide with enemy lines, as a usual matter? That's really different to the way it works on Earth. I bet the armor development cycle looked really interesting.
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I suppose Eldrae would be kind of resistant to the earth tactics, though.
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I mean, cavalry were a weapon to stress infantry, and if that infantry became sufficiently stressed, they would either break or charge, either of which killed them. You beat cavalry by staying calm and in formation. (edited)
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No, no! No collisions at speed! That won't work with any kind of equine, especially since horses are much too smart to actually do that.
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These little guys are great at the charge-to-shock-the-enemy-into-breaking, but also in the press that happens if they don't, when your charge has to decelerate to meet them. Usually this is a cavalry-v-cavalry thing, but for one scenario --
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Okay, imagine the traditional press of pikes, where two pike formations meet and clash, right? Now imagine putting your pike formation up against these guys with modified lances, and bearing in mind that they're perfectly equipped by their body type to dig in and shove .
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It's still not the optimal tactic (the original concept, more or less, was to make them better at more typical cavalry tactics by giving them a more warhorse-like mass without making them unbalanced and vulnerable to poor ground), but the resulting superiority when the battle does turn into a press was a convenient side-effect, as does how much better it makes them at receiving a charge; basically, when well trained, like a pike square, except the pikes are wielded by a thousand-pound cavalry unit.
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I suspect, too, that while conceding the morale/intimidation advantage of height, shorter warhorses have practical advantages for hussar-type light cavalry fighting from horseback.
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DSD [He/They] 03/09/2021 1:21 PM
If you need more intimidation, just have bigger Hussar wings.
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Morgrim Moon 03/09/2021 6:40 PM
interesting. In the last "practical" days of the aussie light horse, it was their SPEED they took most advantage of. The common tactic was to use the horses to rapidly reposition and then resume normal rifleman tactics, because cavalry charges were obsolete by WW1 Of course, that's when they went and actually pulled off a text book cavalry charge against machine guns that was wildly successful, because they understood exactly what they were doing, and that with the setup of the enemy fortifications that there was a sharp limit to how fast the guns could be moved and the charge got them in under the guns. Queue lots of german spluttering about madmen
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"WAS ZUM TEUFEL MACHEN DIE WAHNSINNIGEN DA!?"
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Enderminion 03/10/2021 2:33 AM
Cavalry charges forty years earlier had been called death rides
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Von Bredow's Death Ride
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huge losses to the Prussian cavalry but they defeated the French
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Morgrim Moon 03/10/2021 4:40 AM
apparently it went something like this: <Turks> Sir! The Australians seem to be readying for a charge! <Germans> Don't be foolish, they won't charge. <Australians> 😏
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Incarnation insurance for adventurers == frequent dier program.
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Seems like this is particularly relevant in settings with a broad range of tech development, where you may need to clearly distinguish your armored cavalry from your armored cavalry .
Only just recalled that this includes Star Wars :
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Wears armor. Is cavalry lizardry. Not armored cavalry.
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I still don't understand the lizardry
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The Empire pretty obviously has the production capacity to give every squad like this an actual AFV.
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bored stormtroopers
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"you see that big fuggin lizard over there?" "yeah" "lets requisition it for the empire" "yeah"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/10/2021 2:57 PM
Hmmm. The Empires use of animal mounted troops looks more like mounted infantry to me.
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The Empire pretty obviously has the production capacity to give every squad like this an actual AFV.
They don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough abrasive, and it gets everywhere.
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They don't like sand. It's coarse, and rough abrasive, and it gets everywhere.
they have those walkers for rough terrain
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It's not the terrain; it's that abrasives get into the works and screw 'em up, increasing maintenance costs.
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And, lest we forget, this is Tatooine , a shithole backwater at the ass end of the galaxy. The local garrison's budget is the absolute first thing to get cut when there's money to be spent somewhere the Emperor might see it, like ensuring that the Death Star gunners have leather seats and cupholders. (edited)
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lmao
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(Or when Lord Vader's officer replacement costs have gone over budget for the twentieth year running.)
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Hmmm. The Empires use of animal mounted troops looks more like mounted infantry to me.
....maybe, although we don't see 'em for long enough to know whether they can do the late-dragoons thing, or whether that lance-like widget is more than just a lizard goad.
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DSD [He/They] 03/10/2021 3:40 PM
Letting the lizard eat whatever it eats is probably easier than sending fuel and replacement parts to the ass-end of the galaxy, too.
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=3wiVVg9S2k8&feature=share I can totally see Imperials building this sort of thing, even using them for miniature cars.
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i can see imperials building themself but smaller to drive those miniature cars
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/11/2021 9:04 AM
Yeah, purely for the challenge and for-the-halibut factor
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13,9327?
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Don't see a comma in front of four digits in a whole number very often
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The 7 is a footnote marker.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2021 2:04 PM
It sure isn't formatted like one.
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It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. ⁷
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It’s superscript.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2021 2:05 PM
Doesn't render as superscript on Discourse in my browser, and by the looks neither on Zarpaulek's.
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Does on the Wordpress site though.
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Well, there’s your problem.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2021 2:05 PM
Surely the Unicode superscript is more stable than… whatever formatting Wordpress uses?
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Maybe? It didn’t occur to me that people would be deliberately reading that version.
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0111narwhalz 03/11/2021 2:08 PM
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I figured they were [intended to be] at parity.
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Maybe? It didn’t occur to me that people would be deliberately reading that version.
BluejayHurricane 03/11/2021 3:45 PM
I mean, the link in the discord is to the Discourse, so that’s where I tend to go.
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2021 6:52 PM
I did manage to misunderstand the aquilifer briefly and thought the Legions carried a pet eagle around with them
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Morgrim Moon
I did manage to misunderstand the aquilifer briefly and thought the Legions carried a pet eagle around with them
Only on special occasions.
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special requisitions "aquila" [light scout]/[ultralight combat] drone camouflage skin set to golden reflective for parade purposes
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"There are those who take the time to wonder, when people blame 'the system' or 'the way of the world' for their actions, whether that excuse is intended as a variant of 'I was just following orders', or of 'a devil made me do it'. Or, whether, perhaps, it would be properly classified as a novel third way of taking irresponsibility. Or is it no more than a graywash? "Myself, I'm just a simple man with a job to do. I can't shoot 'the system', not without access to weapons well over my pay grade and violating the Convention on Inconceivable <blank>. And shooting the world, well, it's hard to find a place to stand if you're going to do that. "But you? You're standing right there ."
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So I was re-reading an old SSC post ( https://slatestarcodex.com/2016/04/27/book-review-albions-seed/ ) and happened across this: "The Virginian Cavaliers had an obsession with liberty, but needless to say it was not exactly a sort of liberty of which the ACLU would approve. I once heard someone argue against libertarians like so: even if the government did not infringe on liberties, we would still be unfree for other reasons. If we had to work, we would be subject to the whim of bosses. If we were poor, we would not be “free” to purchase most of the things we want. In any case, we are “oppressed” by disease, famine, and many other things besides government that prevent us from implementing our ideal existence. The Virginians took this idea and ran with it – in the wrong direction. No, they said, we wouldn’t be free if we had to work, therefore we insist upon not working. No, we wouldn’t be free if we were limited by poverty, therefore we insist upon being extremely rich."
I. Albion’s Seed by David Fischer is a history professor’s nine-hundred-page treatise on patterns of early immigration to the Eastern United States. It’s not light reading and not…
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...of course, what really made it the wrong direction is when they said "therefore we need first indentured servitude and then slavery to make it work".
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The Empire is an example of what happens when they instead say "Guess we'd best get busy on inventing that army of labor-saving devices and labor-replacing robots to use them, then."
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it sounds kinda like if you take the same general ethos, but toggle the, uh... whatsitcalled
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actor-agnostic-ism
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in other words, Imperials want *everyone to be free, the Cavaliers want themselves to be free (edited)
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for the former, slavery is obviously off the table, and labor saving devices are the first and only option. For the latter, it is a question of "is it better than automation, and if it is* can i get away with it?". (edited)
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of course the details are a bit more complicated; an Imperial would argue that the Cavaliers are being self-defeating, because they specifically believe that even if you don't care about other people at all it's still more effective overall for everyone to be free and engage in trade. In other words, defecting is dumb
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Sounds much like the Romans' idea of liberty. "Libertas, libertas, senatus publusque. Hey slave wash my toga!"
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In human history, it's basically everyone's idea of liberty, with a few rounding errors near the end.
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This and equivalently cynical thoughts will soon be available in my upcoming textbook covering all 7,000 years of human history, Fuck the Outgroup . Available for only $359.99 whereever people with underdeveloped brains have been convinced that borrowing obscene amounts of money that can't be discharged in bankruptcy is a good idea. (edited)
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expects to see it in university bookstores shortly.
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DSD [He/They] 03/16/2021 6:56 AM
How massy is a dreadnought compared to a battleship in the Eldraeverse, @Overmind?
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HURRICANE-CLASS DRONE BATTLESHIP (CARRIER) Operated by: Empire of the Star Type: Drone Battleship, General Operations Construction: Palaxias Fleet Yards Length: 2.3 km Beam (avg.): 0.8 km Dry mass:…
LEVIATHAN-CLASS DREADNOUGHT Operated by: Empire of the Star Type: Dreadnought, General Operations Construction: Palaxias Fleet Yards Length: 3 km Beam (avg.): 0.8 km Z-Beam (avg.): 0.6 km Dry mass:…
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pretty close, 2.5m tons vs 2.9m
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unless you mean a naval battleship, which would be rather less https://eldraeverse.com/2020/09/17/amphisbaena/
Amphisbaena-class battleship “Half ahe… that way.” – Capt. Olavi Corel, first captain of Amphisbaena Displacement: 125,000 long tons Length: 330 m (at waterline: 316 m)Beam:…
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DSD [He/They] 03/16/2021 7:47 AM
Spess battleship, sorry. Though it's mentioned that a carrier's much heavier than a battleship (It's the heavier of the pair.)
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more like
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Taylor Hebert-class
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Depends ridiculously on the type of dreadnought. As mentioned, they come in an arbitrarily large series of specialities, so the associated masses are all over the chart.
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DSD [He/They] 03/16/2021 3:35 PM
For a Leviathan-class?
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₣or dreadnoughts in general.
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DSD [He/They] 03/16/2021 3:38 PM
Sorry, I meant how much would a Leviathan-class mass compared to an average battleship?
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Not-even-back-of-the-envelope, maybe around 1.8 Mtons dry mass. On another note, in ideas ripped from the headlines that I will probably not write: Girl who dreamed of becoming a princess tries to do so by marrying into the Imperial family. Is... unhappy... to discover that a notably less-discussed step in doing so is being sent to the Potential Heir Omnicompetence Training Program, where they will make a princess out of you. (Or maybe kill you trying, but hey, some jobs are too important to be left to the underqualified.)
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~be a princess you must be swift as a coursing river be a princess with all the force of a great typhoon be a princess with all the strength of a raging fire~ (edited)
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wait, wrong direction there
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(Heh. In the Crescent, that's pretty much right.)
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i also now got the image of an army of mr.meseeks trying to make jerry a worthy successor for the eldraic throne stuck in my head (edited)
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Cornflakes
i also now got the image of an army of mr.meseeks trying to make jerry a worthy successor for the eldraic throne stuck in my head (edited)
a hopeless task
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Kill Jerry, find someone who's worthy, and make them change their name. That's the only way to be free of their suffering.
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theres an infinite amount of jerries... one of them must be trainable enough
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theres an infinite amount of jerries... one of them must be trainable enough
There's an- burp an infinite number of realities, Morty, an infinite number of dimensions, but I hav- burp haven't found one where Jerry isn't a total loser.
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basically
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Morgrim Moon 03/17/2021 8:54 AM
I am amused that you can tune your house to be rude to 'guests' you dislike
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I'm more interested in the fact that there's One True Package Manager to the extent that it has claim to the name pkg.
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Morgrim Moon 03/17/2021 9:32 AM
well. Your house WILL have control of physical package-delivery 😛
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I am amused that you can tune your house to be rude to 'guests' you dislike
Hm. Presumably an Imperial who set their house to be rude would also themselves be rude to their guests - consistency, yes? I wonder what the use case would be, seeing as this rudeness is probably a very short preamble to a formal disinvitation.
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Then again, having lots of customization is the Imperial way.
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Morgrim Moon 03/17/2021 9:37 AM
there's always the scenario where social obligation says you must help someone but you, personally, think they're a scumbag. Presumably this crops up mostly around the eldraeic equivalent to a "family gathering" holiday, like the various end-of-year ones we have, where one may be obliged to tolerate one's weird uncle
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Hm. That's an interesting question to ponder. Imperials tend to value self-consistency, so having one's proxy (the house) be rude whilst you aren't directly rude would be really inconsistent and probably be considered worse form than just being outright rude (isn't there a saying about a soph being the sum of their tools?).
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Morgrim Moon 03/17/2021 9:59 AM
admittedly the only reasons I can think of for the -12 setting are "pranks" and "I'm a diplomat/adventurer about to go to the worst parts of the Expansion Regions and I need some practice"
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DSD [He/They] 03/17/2021 10:03 AM
Hmm... under certain circumstances I might want that for relatives.
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I'm more interested in the fact that there's One True Package Manager to the extent that it has claim to the name pkg.
It's a very mature software environment, and as such, that's probably a package metamanager.
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Morgrim Moon
admittedly the only reasons I can think of for the -12 setting are "pranks" and "I'm a diplomat/adventurer about to go to the worst parts of the Expansion Regions and I need some practice"
Leaving aside simple symmetry, consider how this interacts with the (also included in vocel-react) vocel-react-affective-mirror package.
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Overmind
It's a very mature software environment, and as such, that's probably a package metamanager.
its just a symlink to the local implementation and not its name.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/17/2021 11:39 PM
Oof, that fuel tank accident...
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HTP is awful stuff.
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12% is bad enough. Anything north of 50%, keep it somewhere that I'm not.
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0111narwhalz 03/17/2021 11:40 PM
somebody been watching uhhhh USCSB?
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Reading Airworthiness Directives.
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(98%, keep it in a county where I'm not, for preference.)
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100% keep it not
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 2:08 AM
100% it will not itself
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Morgrim Moon 03/18/2021 4:24 AM
Oh come on it's not THAT bad!
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...Okay so my next comment was "you don't even need chain mail until you hit 30%" so maybe I'm disqualified from having an opinion
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 4:26 AM
mail is a feature
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Morgrim Moon 03/18/2021 5:03 AM
I can't tell if that makes things better or worse for you @ HOOH
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What's PMA stand for?
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In what context?
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0111narwhalz 03/18/2021 1:53 PM
dealing with peroxide
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"Parts Manufacturer Approval", which is aerospace-industry speak for "this part was made by someone who is approved to make this part for a type-certified vehicle".
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Well, actually, I think it's mostly FAA-speak. In the 'verse, it's less regulatory and more part of the general agreement between starship manufacturers and hull insurers that if you go outside their approved list of parts suppliers and maintenance procedures -- well, then, you're on your own when rapid unplanned shit hits the cheap-ass third-party fan.
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(More accurately, having a type certification, associated approved maintenance procedures, and PMA-notated parts is what qualifies you to be insured under "carrier" rates, insofar as you are notionally flying, etc., a proven and certified design made up entirely of tested parts serviced by competent, trained techs which all reduces risk levels. Not having those doesn't prevent you from doing anything per se , it just means that you're buying hull insurance at "experimental" rates instead. It's usually cheaper to play nice with the insurers, especially since if your experimental vehicle isn't actually an experimental vehicle, you're likely to live longer that way. Now, not having hull insurance at all , that may limit your options insofar as people will probably not want your presumed flying deathtrap in their sky.)
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Thought of the day: the true challenge in military systems in the Worlds is building weapons systems that are weak enough to fight with, but no weaker.
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“For the last time, we don’t need another antimatter shotgun!”
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Most notably, this is also why garden worlds and fortress worlds are disjoint sets: as a brief exploration through the Tough SF Wunderwaffen channels should demonstrate, it is possible to build a planet into a ridiculously tough fortification that would be virtually impossible to besiege from space without taking immense losses. Which incentivises people to say "well, fuck it, then" and launch a double-ripple of a gazillion missiles from light-hours away - or, y'know, a small moon - and declare the problem solved. On the whole, this is not an incentive it is wise to hand out. But this generalizes to a lot of military R&D/strategic planning/intel work being an extended-play game of finding mutual agreement with potential enemies on what techs and tactics make war more winnable but don't up the collateral to levels no-one would be happy with even in victory.
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From the afterlife, Pyrrhus smirks.
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Which begs the question of “why bother with fortress worlds?” Unless they have FTL jammers like in Stellaris or hide space ICBMs
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Mostly, don't. Unless it's something like a naval depot to run anti-piracy patrols out of in the middle of rogue state country.
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Or unless you are building that giant fuck-you class of super-monitor known as the dirigible planet, but if you're doing that, you've already thrown the civilized warfare rulebook out the airlock.
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a what planet?!
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Dirigible!
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For as the Lensman series teaches us, there is one way to overcome the advantages planets have in space combat.
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Lensman was weird (edited)
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In a way only early 20th century sci-fi could be
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Also probably has the fastest escalation outside of Worm
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Fit drives to a spare planet, and sail it into battle. “That’s no moon,” indeed.
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Ain’t nothing defeating that until you bring the Shkadov torpedoes.
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Shkadov torpedoes Nope Nopitty Nope Nope.
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Hell, if you think Lensman escalates, you haven’t read Skylark .
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Near the end of that, they destroy a galaxy by teleporting stars from another galaxy into each of the stars in it, while simultaneously teleporting all the planets they wanted to save into a third galaxy.
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Dirigible!
i need more explanation than that, please :D
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Mobile planet?
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 4:59 PM
Oh right the 5th imperium books
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Yeah, the Dahaks (literally moon-sized) make Lucas look like a piker
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And yet, still not just I strap drives to planet now kthx .
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i need more explanation than that, please :D
Er, take planet, add drives, profit. Not much more to it, as a concept.
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ah, ok
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And yet, still not just I strap drives to planet now kthx .
BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:02 PM
going full Wandering Earth eh
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going full Wandering Earth eh
that was a terrible movie
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:03 PM
I wonder how workable that actually is without vector control though
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KAL_9000
that was a terrible movie
oh yes
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Has many, many, many engineering problems.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:04 PM
yeah, but Utopies Selectives worked on it so be nice
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:p
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Starting with “Your rock is weak, old man!”
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:04 PM
Well, it's that
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And the fact that everything non-reactionless will murder you with its low thrust
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0111narwhalz 03/20/2021 5:04 PM
I imagine "planet under thrust" would find exciting new hydrostatic equilibria
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Planet-sized Orion!
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I imagine "planet under thrust" would find exciting new hydrostatic equilibria
BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:05 PM
Forget reference ellipsoid, we're gonna need reference conoids for this
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Okay, now I really want an artist to illustrate me the Earth with a big-ass pusher plate strapped to it.
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You mean Antarctica won't work for that?
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0111narwhalz 03/20/2021 5:07 PM
Terra-Medusa
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possibly also tera
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Definitely terror.
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0111narwhalz 03/20/2021 5:08 PM
"Okay, we're done terraforming. What do we do with this soletta?" "…Hm."
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"we could make a rocket out of this!"
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/20/2021 5:09 PM
"No don't"
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you could do it with a gas giant
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the 'ol 'two-ended fusion thruster' trick.
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DSD [He/They] 03/20/2021 8:21 PM
And try not to crash it like the stupid AIs in Schlock Mercenary.
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All weapons are particle beam weapons. Fight me.
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DSD [He/They] 03/21/2021 8:05 AM
Gravy or reality weapons? (edited)
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if you could count it as a weapon, stealth systems?
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those are the opposite of a particle weapon; it's all about ensuring the absence of particles.
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namely the ones that would be coming from you and hitting the enemy's sensors.
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(alternatively; stealth systems which help deliver a memetic payload. That whole "there's nothing there there must be something there" space-madness that was discussed a while back? If you induce that on purpose using a stealth system to be absent when the enemy is expecting you...)
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Morgrim Moon 03/21/2021 9:14 AM
I mean, my first thought was "how do you argue a fist to the face is a particle bean?"
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Wasn't there a US court case pointing out that "hands are not weapons"?
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Here's today's Daily Double: A: Fourteen. Q: How many pages would it take the Ninth Circuit to explain why attacking someone with bare hands does not qualify as "assault wi…
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A fist is just a highly collimated baryon/lepton stream. (edited)
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legal definition ≠ actual definition
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if we go with the broad "a weapon is anything you use to damage/hurt/etc something or someone", you just have to figure out how to hurt someone with something that isn't particles.
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which is tricky, but i say 'stealth systems'.
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Hm. I think there's definitely an alignment chart categorizing our categorizations of weapons.
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You know the one about sandwiches? Ingredient purist vs. rebel vs. structure purist vs. rebel?
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Yeah, that one.
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Also, on legal definitions, “assault with a deadly weapon” is a stupid charge that attributes telos to objects.
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I can kill someone with a fucking pillow and it doesn’t make me less murderous or them less dead.
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The Imperials would probably be remarking about unnecessary multiplication of charges.
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on one hand, i guess you could sorta make the argument that assault with a deadly weapon is basically "the only reason there wasn't a murder was your incompetence", so basically 'attempted murder' by default instead of just assault
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on the other, that's kinda just splitting hairs and prior categorization shouldn't be necessary if the definitions are laid out sensibly.
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Only once they get done explaining with four part harmony and feeling that a measurement system that rates a 90 lb. pacifist with an unloaded shitgun as more threatening than a grand master of Improvised Weapon Style with a teacup is a very bad no good system.
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Morgrim Moon 03/21/2021 9:29 AM
here it's used as a premeditated thing. A "deadly weapon" means you specifically brought a tool to cause harm. Just grabbing a normal object within arms reach doesn't count. Which does mean there's at least one case where a swordfish was legally described as a deadly weapon.
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but you could also argue that it's hard to attack someone with certain things and not kill them, whereas a grand master has the skill to inflict exactly the desired amount of maiming with whatever they choose. so while its not a difference of threat, the unskilled person carrying a 'deadly weapon' would basically be attempting murder by default; they couldn't not murder with it. If they didn't, its a matter of incompetence, which is not a excuse in the the Imperial legal system.
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but the categorization of 'deadly weapon' still shouldn't be necessary, because the root of the system is looking at the situation and determining if a competent individual would expect their actions to cause death vs injury
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pre-categorization is silly because you could have, for instance, someone pushing over a pallet of bricks onto someone. Same charge ideally, but trying to anticipate every deadly object like that would be impossible.
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Huh. It does seem to me that the Imperials might not have two separate charges for assault and murder.
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... wait. I just realized that 'incompetence is not a excuse' should probably mean attempted murder and murder are the same charge
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They are!
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I think there's a post somewhere about it.
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i could've sworn that they do distinguish between assault and murder, but i don't remember much off the top of my head
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Morgrim Moon 03/21/2021 9:37 AM
I think they are, in that 'cognicide' is it's own unique charge
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not having much luck searching for it right now
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(Random other note: "In the Melkot Star Navy, every ship class name is also a ship type name, usually a wildly inappropriate one. While merely a third-rate navy in terms of military prowess, we have to rank them 13/12 on 'fucking with us'." - Admiralty Intelligence Digest, 7320/1)
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2021 2:28 PM
Dreadnought-class patrol boat
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Overmind
All weapons are particle beam weapons. Fight me.
memetic weaponry
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Photons/Sound Waves.
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For the more mundane ones at least.
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well, photons say no because, well you just named the particle
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and sound waves need a medium
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its just organised particle impacts
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0111narwhalz 03/21/2021 2:46 PM
sound waves, quantized as phonons
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/21/2021 4:04 PM
In the I-war game I was always amused by the Dreadnought class corvettes. Was never sure if the game devs were confused or fucking with me. (edited)
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not being familiar with the game, could've been a reference to the class's paradigm-breaking designs?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/21/2021 4:22 PM
You may have heard its other name, Independence War. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I-War_(1997_video_game)
I-War (known as Independence War in North America) is a space combat simulator developed by Particle Systems. The game was first published in 1997 in Europe by Infogrames Multimedia, and in late August of 1998 in North America. An additional campaign was designed, packaged with the original game and released in 1999 as Independence War Deluxe Ed...
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I've heard of the game, never played with
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i could've sworn that they do distinguish between assault and murder, but i don't remember much off the top of my head
If we are being picky, and of course we are being picky, the scale of charges in the [pure] interpersonal violence genre runs: assault (distant), assault (immediate), battery, corpicide, partial cognicide, cognicide.
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Defined as, respectively:
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assault (distant): To give an individual reasonable cause to suspect intent to violate their sophont rights, while communicating from a distant location.
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assault (immediate): To give an individual reasonable cause to suspect intent to violate their sophont rights, while physically or virtually present.
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battery: The initiation of violence resulting in the injury, however minor, coercion, or constraint of another person.
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corpicide: The intentional unlawful killing or destruction of a sophont's 'shell, depriving them of [local] instantiation until restored from backup into a new 'shell.
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partial cognicide: To cause irrevocable damage to another sophont's mind, not abolishing their identity but destroying substantial aspects of the previous personality.
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cognicide: The intentional unlawful permanent killing of a sophont (i.e., the erasure or corruption of their mind-state information).
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(There is no "with a [dangerous|deadly|scary-looking] weapon" variation on the grounds that if you find yourself charged with assault and/or battery you didn't intend to kiss the victim, and the law cares infinitely more about that than about whether you took the basic preparatory step of bringing a Murdertronic 6000 to the dance.)
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((Cynics might also argue that they're much less concerned about those who take the time and professionalism to arm themselves appropriately beforehand, as those who carefully plan and premeditate their special crimes are less of a threat to the general public safety than some schmuck who lacks the self-control not to explode all over anything and anyone that sufficiently annoys him.))
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[ IE professionals are professionals, and can be relied upon to at least do a reasonably professional job. ]
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Returning to earlier topics, cavalry mounted on speeder bikes are obviously called "velocitry".
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Returning to earlier topics, cavalry mounted on speeder bikes are obviously called "velocitry".
DSD [He/They] 03/21/2021 7:26 PM
Isn't that cavalry mounted on velociraptors?
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The velociraptor cavalry project, alas, broke down on realizing they weren't big enough to carry riders. Instead, they trained the velociraptors to ride the tyrannosaurs.
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1st Velociraptor Dragoons. Motto: "We Will Taste Man-Flesh".
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The Velocirapture .
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For those looking for more details in previously mentioned ray shielding techs, you can find 'em here: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/shielding-and-shielding/306/5?u=avatar
Meng mirrors The Meng mirror (named after its inventor) is essentially a perfect mirror - based on horrible, horrible metric manipulations - for photons and other bosons. At least until its capacity is exceeded and it undergoes catastrophic collapse; or what in modern systems, which prefer to project their mirrors as interlocked “scales”, is ca...
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while dazzle camoflage isn't boring, I'm not sure if i'd call it a desirable paint scheme (over boring-grey)
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i mean, it's whole purpose is to make a ship look like a eyesore that you can't make heads or tails of.
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better to just give it a aesthetically pleasing paint scheme, I think. If one is worried about marginal losses in combat effectiveness, well, crew morale probably has a bigger effect, and i can only imagine they'll be happier to serve on a ship that they can stand to look at.
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Evidently you do not share my appreciation for the aesthetic appeal of dazzle camouflage. 😏
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i mean, i guess it has a bit of a cubist feel to it
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but while having your visual cortex return a error message is novel, it's usually not pleasant...
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at least, not once the novelty wears off.
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I have seen Kantai Collection fanfic submitted as evidence in support for the notion that humans will be able to anthropomorphize/empathize with hypothetical AI battleships of the future just fine. I would also like to submit it as support for the notion that the battleships will be able to navimorphize and empathize with the humans, too.
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Evidently you do not share my appreciation for the aesthetic appeal of dazzle camouflage. 😏
ye olde razzle dazzle
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Enderminion 03/27/2021 5:26 PM
Haze Grey was adopted because that lets ships blend in better with the background at longer distances
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if you are opposed to Haze Grey on principle, the is always the Blue camo option which accomplishes much the same as haze grey just at shorter ranges
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It's worth noting that ships transiting from the submarine rich Atlantic ocean to the Pacific in WW2 lost their dazzle camo in favor of camo patterns more effective against air attack
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True. But at what cost?
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Enderminion 03/27/2021 5:28 PM
several thousand dollars worth of paint
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embrace blue
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/27/2021 5:30 PM
North Carolina class?
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Enderminion 03/27/2021 5:30 PM
idk
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probably
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(This being, I suppose, the "it won't hide us from anything but the Mk. 1 Eyeball, and if there is anyone out there relying on the Mk. 1 for targeting and who gets within eyeball range, we might as well dress up nicely for the dance" argument.)
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in fairness, i suspect a lot of it is just tradition at this point. boring-grey was a very good choice in, say, WW2, because the Mk. 1 eyeball was relied upon a lot.
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now that it's not, people just stick with it because they're used to it, and it still offers marginal benefits anyway.
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...also, I suspect in the 'verse the navy stole the tradition of nose art from the air force and ran with it.
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hmm, hard to say. The general concept, sure, but in a battle you'd normally see more of the side, right?
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Not like most nose art isn't actually on the side of the plane, either.
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That said, I'm pretty sure at least one attack sub crew gave the whole sub a shark-deco makeover.
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good choice
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bonus points if their, uhh
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distraction buoy? I recall a component of submarine stealth being sonar decoys
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whatever those are called, bonus points if they play the Jaws theme.
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(or local equivalent)
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Enderminion 03/27/2021 5:39 PM
This is the best livery they never put on a boat
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It is indeed.
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Morgrim Moon 03/27/2021 6:32 PM
Related funny story time: The O-Class submarines all traditionally had names starting with O. Like Ovens, Oberon, Orion etc. One of them was Odin. Submarine crews are notorious for being "a bit weird". Something about taking the people who are psychologically suited for being locked in a tin can in a deadly environment and then proceeding to do just that for months at a time. So the crew of the Odin took one look at their name and ran with it. And despite pressure from the Brass refused to cough up just how they pulled it off. It is tradition for a submarine who is sailing into a friendly harbour that isn't their home port to have most of the crew dressed neatly standing up on deck. It's the same tradition as dressing the rigging, to show that you don't have enough people at battle stations to launch a proper assault and therefore you come in peace. Often this comes complete with the captain standing in a prominent place looking shiny.
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The cook on his particular voyage was tall, wide, flaming red hair and had a beard, so matched the stereotypical "viking" mold. When the Odin came into harbour, instead of the captain being front and centre, it was the cook. Wearing a helmet (no horns) and a fur wrapped around his shoulders. With the sides of the submarine decorated with cardboard viking roundshields. And a "dragon" figurehead up on the prow.
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<Brass> We are pretty sure you should be in trouble, just as soon as we figure out precisely which regulation we're yelling at you about.
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(and after we're done laughing at the awesomeness)
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Morgrim Moon
Related funny story time: The O-Class submarines all traditionally had names starting with O. Like Ovens, Oberon, Orion etc. One of them was Odin. Submarine crews are notorious for being "a bit weird". Something about taking the people who are psychologically suited for being locked in a tin can in a deadly environment and then proceeding to do just that for months at a time. So the crew of the Odin took one look at their name and ran with it. And despite pressure from the Brass refused to cough up just how they pulled it off. It is tradition for a submarine who is sailing into a friendly harbour that isn't their home port to have most of the crew dressed neatly standing up on deck. It's the same tradition as dressing the rigging, to show that you don't have enough people at battle stations to launch a proper assault and therefore you come in peace. Often this comes complete with the captain standing in a prominent place looking shiny.
Oh my god... Are they going to do what I think they’re going to do? They are!!!
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@xandeross Was catching up on Tough SF, and saw your
Law enforcement doesn't care about consent intrinsically. Nobody consents to being arrested in the first place.
...the Watch Constabulary say hi! Everyone we arrest consented to it!
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(After all, citizen-shareholders all consented to abide by the law or face the consequences when they signed the Imperial Charter. Legal visitors consented to the same thing when they signed their form I-180. ...and if we're getting really picky, any random person who somehow managed to be around without signing the right forms and was arrested for violating the Contract technically consented to be arrested and judged. Admittedly, only because that was a better option than being vaporized by the Empress's Own Rights Enforcement Brigade, and yet...)
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@xandeross Was catching up on Tough SF, and saw your
Law enforcement doesn't care about consent intrinsically. Nobody consents to being arrested in the first place.
...the Watch Constabulary say hi! Everyone we arrest consented to it!
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Well, I wasn't talking about the Empire of the Star, after all.
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Well, yes, but general rules, exceptions, all of that. Seemed worthy of a note for all those polities out there that might go to the trouble of getting a signature on their social contract.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/28/2021 7:41 PM
There are not many, sadly.
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Morgrim Moon 03/28/2021 7:50 PM
"Hello! So you've been kidnapped and dragged to Imperial space. We are absolutely going to make your kidnapper regret this. If you want help getting home, we can do that. If you'd like to stay, though, we can arrange this too, but you'll have to fill in some paperwork. If you're comfortable lingering long enough for the trial at least we'll make sure your kidnapper pays for food and accommodation and we'll get you someone to help you settle in for your stay, no matter how long it is. Thank you for your cooperation!"
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I came here after some friends on a cyoa discord server said that this place was "extremely in depth" and they were also talking about what seem to be very detailed technological mechanics from here
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/29/2021 11:09 AM
Welcome 🙂
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Welcome aboard, indeed.
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Aerospace cruisers: there are two things that make them virtually impossible, but at least they [partially] cancel each other out.
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(Having to use a forced orbit at least implies that you don't have to sustainably fend off the atmosphere hitting you at 8 km/sec.)
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you may be able to sustain with a reaction mass harvester cycle off of atmosphere
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that process is being considered as a "space" reaction mass harvest process
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2021 10:36 AM
ah, so aerospace cruisers are the airforce/spaceforce hybird that both sides think are crewed by crazies?
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Cornflakes
you may be able to sustain with a reaction mass harvester cycle off of atmosphere
In the right circumstances, yeah. But you never know what atmo you’re going to be deployed to next.
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as long as its inert enough to not eat your drive chamber when heated you should be able to get some height from that
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also, the aero flyers also have to eat that atmo
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so when the carrier cant the flyers probably neither
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couldn't you generalize the concept of a ramjet?
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2021 10:39 AM
I can think of a large variety of atmospheres that would work fine with a prop engine and kill a jet engine
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they rely on combustion, but you could use a different heat source that can be generated electrically
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2021 10:40 AM
and a few more that turn a ramjet into an interesting piece of high velocity modern art
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wait, no
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i'm thinking of a scramjet
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which is admittedly similar
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(there are atmospheres that will ruin a scramjet, but won't those also ruin the craft itself?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2021 10:42 AM
Oh, there are?
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I don't think 6 bar would be that big of a deal for most engines tho
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well, you could have a atmosphere with a lot of methane
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2021 10:43 AM
6 bar of N/O/Ne
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i think that would end up condensing carbon everywhere when supersonic compression breaks it apart
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Buggy
they rely on combustion, but you could use a different heat source that can be generated electrically
or you just use a nuclear reactor of whatever shade you like
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that's what i mean
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fusion reactor>electricity>microwave emitter inside scramjet or something
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why bother with the electricity though
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nuclear reactors get hot to make power
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project pluto that thing
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or airbreathing nerva
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there's upsides and downsides to that
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it's an option, but a lot of designs risk leaving behind fallout
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also, it's more complicated and the ship might already run on fusion depending on its size, so requiring fissiles would increase the complexity of the supply chain. And fusion has the potential to be fueled from certain atmospheres
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Buggy
also, it's more complicated and the ship might already run on fusion depending on its size, so requiring fissiles would increase the complexity of the supply chain. And fusion has the potential to be fueled from certain atmospheres
you can heat exchange from the fusion reactor equally well
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may requires some heatpiping, but you need that anyway to get to your main radiators
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@0111narwhalz did something with an internal inertial fusion airbreathing pulse rocket, did you do any math on it or handwave it?
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it... might be doable, but i'm inclined to think that separate generation is better for reasons of simplicity, maintenance, practicality, etc
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a fusion reactor is even more complicated and sensitive than a fission reactor and often requires superconductors (which require lowish temperatures)
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the inside of a scramjet is not a pleasant place, part of the reason we've only had test models is because its a struggle to make any material that will survive the inside of it
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Morgrim Moon 03/30/2021 10:51 AM
get an alien atmosphere with siliates and you're gonna have a terrible time. I'm thinking what happens when a plane hits a very dilute volcanic ash cloud
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but you're in a hypersonic aircraft; it's worse within a engine, but anything that'll shred a scramjet will also degrade the hull (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 03/30/2021 10:53 AM
You could use thermal superconductors to do the heating? One end in a heat-exchanger strapped to the reactor, one end in the scramjet's heating elements.
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Buggy
a fusion reactor is even more complicated and sensitive than a fission reactor and often requires superconductors (which require lowish temperatures)
i mean, we have above-room-temp superconductors now they just require other harsh conditions than low temp for now
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and inertial fusion reactors dont require superconductors in first approximation
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sure, they help
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but they help with everything that uses electricity
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well it's... think of it this way
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you already need to build something that can comfortably handle temperatures in excess of 2,000K and rather high pressures, continuously, in a wide variety of atmospheres, for a entire duration of the flight or you crash
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now try to put a functioning fusion reactor inside it, with the associated irradiation and all the effects that has on the substances making up the engine
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(do you know what oxygen does at 2,000K? Unpleasant things. Now consider that there are planets with fluorine atmospheres.)
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its not impossible, but it might be a maintenance nightmare to the point that it's more practical to centralize it and eat the efficiency loss from fusion>eletricity>engine heating
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(inertial fusion somewhat solves the problem, except you still need to build in the optical outputs for the lasers into the engine, they need to stay intact and precisely aligned in these conditions in order to work properly, and they need to induce fusion in a turbulent airstream moving at hypersonic velocities with a unpredictable composition) (edited)
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(and you will still get neutrons, because many atmospheres will produce them when fused, meaning that your engine must also gracefully withstand neutron embrittlement)
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.... why would you use the atmosphere as fuel? thats just another layer of variability in the whole setup. the atmo is reaction mass, not fuel
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i'm also pretty sure that you have to have solved that problem for the cruiser to have a use, as the planes its dropping having to have (near) SSTO performance while having enough reserves for combat action thus needing a system that has similar requirements to the atmo sustainer engine
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(im pretty sure you cant run then usefully on chemfuels (alone) )
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SSTO is achievable with non-chemfuels but it doesn't require a fusion scramjet, only a (better than chemical) rocket engine which can operate in-atmosphere (edited)
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but that's still less efficient than using the atmosphere as rmass, so you want something like a scramjet if feasible
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i hadn't thought of using fusion pellets released into the airstream as fuel, but still... one of the big issues with ITER is difficulties getting fuel to collapse effectively without chaotic instabilities amplifying during compression and reducing the compression ratio
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this is with perfectly aligned lasers and stationary fuel pellets in a laboratory setting
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and you want to transition to, essentially, chucking a fuel pellet into a hypersonic, 2000-3000K airstream of unpleasant composition in a tube, and either getting that to align consistently or building in a aiming/compensation mechanism that can handle being part of the wall of this 2000-3000K airstream-containing tube?
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(or building a mechanism that holds it in place in a hypersonic airflow at temperatures as high as the boiling point of iron)
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(precisely)
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(and the replaces it after it explodes, repeatedly)
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ITER isnt an inertial confinement plant
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its not even running as far as i know
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did i mix it up?
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i thought ITER was the inertial project
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LLNR is what you mean probably
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with the fusor name i forgot
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ah, damnit, it's NIF (national ignition facility at LLNR)
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i'm still confident in the compression issue though, even if i misremembered the name
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SSTO perf is likely doable without nuclear, yes. but SSTO perf with combat and high energy weaponry?
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you don't want to do it without nuclear
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but you don't need a nuclear scramjet, any engine which can function in-atmosphere and has sufficient performance can do it
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this means that in principle, you can have a SSTO without a fusion or fission scramjet.
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but you might still want one for the mother craft, because the SSTO combat craft will have a much shorter operational duration.
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the mother craft has to stay up for longer, and so it's desirable to use the atmosphere as rmass instead of carrying rmass. The conceptual conclusion of this is a scramjet or similar; using the hypersonic airflow directly and adding energy to it for thrust.
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but this may be harder than simply using any of a variety of atmosphere-compatible engines vs atmosphere-using engines, and so there's incentive to put the tricky engines on the big craft that gets shot at less, and the less tricky engines on the smaller craft which do
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im pretty sure that the fission thermal ramjet is the less tricky engine in that comparison. no moving parts, no high power electrics, just some glowy rocks in a metal tube
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(hyperbole ahoy)
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doesnt care for the composition of the working medium to work (not survive, just work)
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can be used on parasite craft and the mothership for atmosphere duty
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making a reactor that runs at very high temperatures is tricky, but you don't quite need gas-core temps so it's feasible
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but if the atmosphere is vulnerable to neutron activation, it will be
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so you risk raining fallout on the planet below
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(which is bad, if it's your planet, or if the overarching strategy doesn't call for irradiating the combatants and their civilians) (edited)
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(a quick search tells me that the most dangerous stuff that we know that occurs in larger amounts in atmospheres for netron activation is probably sulfur, with its +1 isotope having a ~100 minute lifetime. with oxygen having only stable near isotopes, carbon13 being stable as well, nitrogen would be the most lethal to be near while operating but very unlikely to reach anyone but nearby air combatants with its 7 second half life isotope)
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(deuterium being stable as well)
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(argon would also be somewhat dangerous with ~100 min half life isotopes as well)
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all on the order of 100 min?
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so i guess as long as your reactor doesnt ablate exhaust should be somewhat safe as long as you arent actively passing the combat area
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i take it back then, that's not bad
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i would expect that to mostly decay by the time it reaches the ground
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yeah
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i would still be worried a bit about neutron embrittlement, because you're already asking a lot from the walls of your engine and adding in a reactor adds a hefty neutron flux to it
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but it might be doable
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ah, misread, nitrogen15 is stable as well
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with some more modern materials than PLUTO used i guess airbreathing nuclearthermal engines would be pretty safe
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you could probably get multi-neutron capture and reach higher elements by beta decay, but that'd be much less likely than single captures
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yeah, i ignored those cases as they have low dwell time anyway
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isn't part of the problem with pluto direct irradiation, because it was intended to fly pretty low?
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Ceramics? For internals, that is.
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iirc pluto was thought to rain fallout, so i think it was assumed to somewhat fall apart
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but i never read up exactly what kind of nuclear death pluto would distribute
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hmm, there's atmospheric dust, i guess
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point
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materials-wise, it would probably fall to one of the more exotic materials in-verse
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or just bulk carbon allotropes.
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scramjets have it rough; current designs decelerate the air down to something like mach 3 from mach 8, with all the heating that entails, while also compressing it and then mixing in fuel and igniting it at maximum compression to get it back at or above mach 8
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and this all happens in the span of time that air is in the engine, which is something like ~10ms
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carbon allotropes would risk ignition in oxygen atmosphere, wouldn't they?
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oh yeah, that happens
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derp
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carbon is pretty heat stable and hard to ignite, but yeah i don't think it'd tolerate 2000k oxygen for extended periods
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/30/2021 1:05 PM
Even if it wouldn't combust in the usual smoke-and-flames way we think of, it'd ablate away as CO2 PDQ, yeah
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@0111narwhalz did something with an internal inertial fusion airbreathing pulse rocket, did you do any math on it or handwave it?
0111narwhalz 03/30/2021 2:43 PM
I did… mostly handwaving. But let's look at it anyway. The Fletcher-class heavy cargo interface vehicle has a pair of tetramodal fusion-thermal turboramrockets. They run in ramjet mode at supersonic speeds in atmosphere, gradually fading into rocket mode as the atmosphere becomes thinner. The drive reactors are inertial confinement (undecided on driver), and burn in the airstream. In ramjet mode, they run at a power level in the tens of gigawatts; in rocket, with the shutters open and radiators extended, they can manage terawatts. The majority of the drive ducts are magnetically isolated from the gas flow. An MHD generator integrated in this structure taps power from the exhaust and provides the reactor with enough to sustain fusion, as well as the electrical power needed to run the lift fan and the electrothermal landing rockets. Some of the materials issues are handwaved a bit by setting-local shielding tech. This is how the reactors avoid frying the crew.
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Meanwhile, on the subject of aerospace forces—The Arren Federation operates, in addition to the vacuum navy, an aerospace navy. Their primary role is breaching and establishing an entry corridor by which ground forces can be landed. Typically this takes the form of an aerospace carrier battlegroup, along with a few detached aerospace vessels ranging further, and copious orbit-to-surface support.
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The aerospace carrier battlegroup, composed of an aerospace carrier and several aerospace destroyers, enters the atmosphere with heavy orbit-to-surface beam bombardment, focusing on counterbattery fire. Once through entry, the carrier brakes to subsonic, deploying a large wing, and begins launching planes. Its destroyers, however, never come below the speed of sound, and circle the carrier in a wide rosette.
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The destroyers of the inner screen are equipped mostly with beams, while those of the outer screen favor missiles. Picket is established primarily by parasite aircraft. Orbit-to-surface artillery support is ongoing, and sensor drones are periodically dropped into the atmosphere to provide reconnaisance.
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As soon as the airspace is considered secure, interface vehicles start bringing ground-based assets to the surface, where they establish a beachhead. These ground assets take over maintenance of the entry corridor, and the aerospace assets return to orbit as soon as is practical.
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Aerospace ships run multimodal ramrockets, broadly similar to those of a Fletcher. However, they do not have a "generator" mode, and as they never land they also rarely have a turbojet mode. Unlike the Fletcher, they also possess an ionic propeller mode, which takes over in the upper atmosphere and reduces propellant requirements substantially. Usually the reactors are almost entirely open, with minimal aerodynamic shrouding.
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0111narwhalz 03/30/2021 3:08 PM
Once safely in orbit, aerospace vessels are reunited with their carriers. These afford them refuel/rearm/repair, as well as long-ranging capabilities (aerospace vessels are almost never starships in their own right).
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Nemo Me Impune Lacessit... I believe I used that, or something very similar, as the motto/subtitle for my Forge of Empires account. You know, back when said account was still running.
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DSD [He/They] 03/30/2021 4:18 PM
Also, I love the 'spite charge'. And I'm imagining a lighthugger's one.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/30/2021 4:31 PM
Heh, a lighthugger probably doesn't need a purpose-built one, what with hauling megaliters of antihydrogen slush around...
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(heck, probably gigaliters)
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DSD [He/They] 03/30/2021 4:47 PM
One hell of a spite charge.
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Cubic km?
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DSD [He/They] 03/30/2021 4:51 PM
The smallest lighthugger is mentioned as having kilotons. With LH2, that'll be megaliters.
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Deuterium is somewhat heavier and slush is somewhat denser, of course, but it's still a lot.
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Not to mention the Kzinti lesson
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A lighthugger spews out a nova-hot stream of plasma out of its' backside (or front if decelerating), and has defenses against relativistic interstellar debris
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DSD [He/They] 03/30/2021 5:14 PM
The Perrinar Wheel in the Eldraeverse iirc? (edited)
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One specific form of it is, from the old cavalry maneuver; the one where you intentionally flip, burn, and burn .
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[Winterberg Photon Rocket intensifies]
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aka "petawatt graser"
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DSD [He/They] 03/31/2021 4:50 AM
Petawatt unfocused graser, though.
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nah, winterblasters are pretty focused
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in the order of the diameter of your reaction volume, which can be pretty small
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and with grasers the divergence angle is so damn small that that beam diameter stays pretty focused for a long while
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DSD [He/They] 03/31/2021 6:23 AM
Probably not all that focused compared to a graser weapon, but who needs focusing if you have enough power?
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how do you focus a graser in the first place? there can be no material mirrors for it
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and a practical graser weapon doesnt need better focus than what a winterblaster can do. pencilbeams that stay pencilbeams over lightminutes
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DSD [He/They] 03/31/2021 7:26 AM
Muonic grazing-incidence lens? And damn, I didn't think grazers were that focused. (edited)
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i may have to read up again, but iirc that was the effective divergence of the WBPR
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/31/2021 9:30 PM
I thought you could do grazing-incidence mirrors for hard x-rays - does that just not work for gamma frequencies?
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BluejayHurricane 03/31/2021 10:48 PM
Pretty much
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And x ray mirrors are hard af, iirc
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Of course, in the 'verse, there are always Meng mirrors.
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"The problem is not that you are transspecies per se , it's that the particular species in question is proprietary."
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Random thought: a ridiculous number of obscure trademarked genders occupied by a few, or one, people who are tired of other people identifying as their gender, turning out to be assholes, and thereby spoiling it for them.
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Also races, species, and polities. Because fuck those guys, that's why.
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...so, if you fork yourself enough times to be in the permanent majority, does that make you a democratic autocracy?
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that assumes that you get along with yourself, no?
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maybe its like... a hive mind?
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but without the hive?
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does it count as any sort of group mind if there's no intercommunication, everyone just happens to be the same and agree with each other?
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You only have one person there... i guess that society of mind would be an anarchy, since there's not really a coordination mechanism.
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...except the society of mind of all-of-them-as-a-single-person is a loose agglomeration of all those individual societies of mind, so its more like a... empire? A commonwealth?
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except there's still very little coordination between the individuals compared to the coordination within the individuals, so it's a very very loose empire still bordering on anarchy?
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... or whatever you call it when you have a agglomeration of polities that don't interact whatsoever
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0111narwhalz 04/02/2021 5:16 PM
union, but pronounced "onion"
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its minds all the way down
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its minds all the way down
something something Panpsychism
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So. Paging any and all military thinkers we have on this server, 'cause I have a rough concept to run past you for viability. As we all know, the heyday of fortification took a considerable blow as artillery and air power advanced, and then was more or less taken out and shot with the advent of modern maneuver warfare. Fixed fortifications being all too vulnerable to knockout blows, bypassing, and defeat in detail. The proposed counter to this is the semi-autonomous fortified environment, or SAFE, intended to blend stealth, defense in depth, automation, and advanced manufacturing technology, plus giant fucktons of money, into a shiny cocktail of pain. A SAFE isn't a visible fortification. The essential notion is that you take a belt of territory - which for a minor "tripwire" SAFE might be only a mile across, or at the other end of the scale might be up to a hundred miles across - running parallel to the border you're trying to defend, or around the site, or across the predicted invaders' route, but long enough or complete enough that it would be impossible or at best extremely impractical to bypass, and you turn it into the SAFE underneath.
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The SAFE itself is intended to be invisible from the surface, at least without performing a lot of painstaking survey work. What you've got buried under and hidden in the natural terrain - which includes whatever regular sophont features would normally be there, too, as it's supposed to look just like any other patch of ground - apart from a few deeply buried command bunkers and warmind cores - are whole piles of sensors driving autonomous weapons - concealed "pop-up" artillery, motile minefields, deep-shaft micromissile launchers, autonomous war mechanicals, popcorn antibodies, eater clouds, and whatever else can be hidden below until it comes out to ruin somebody's day - along with the automated manufacturing facilities needed to ensure that none of this runs out of ammunition any time soon, and enough in the way of self-repair facilities to make attackers have to work to ensure that whatever they identify stays dead. None of which, of course, is active to begin with. That would defeat the point. Which is to let the attacking force proceed, fat, dumb, and happy, until they're maybe a third of the way into the SAFE, then flip the on switch and make the entire surrounding environment on all sides get real enthusiastic about killing them, and presenting the commander of that force with the twofold question of (a) just what did he stick his dick into here, and (b) how the hell is he to pull it out again? (In an ideal scenario, this is the point at which a rapid-reaction force from the defender proceeds to jump his just-getting-reorganized command and slice it the rest of the way off.)
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tl;dr it's fortification in the sense of "automated self-regenerating ambuscade". What think you, sirs? (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 12:49 AM
I'm not sure how this would survive a prolonged period of idleness, or how one would set it up in a high-info environment without the enemy having a fairly good idea of where it is, or at least that SOMETHING nasty is in that rough area.
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if you do it well in advance... it's still the sort of fortification that only takes a single small slip to expose. Like, some idiot neglecting to "Dial Before You Dig" and hitting a key wire and ranting about "wtf are these cables" on social media, etc etc.
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one of the advantage of fortifications is that it doesn't matter if every man and his bandal knows about them, they're still THERE and doing their job
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now, I do think that's the sort of defensive mess that would still be helpful if the enemy knew about it, so that doesn't mean it's obsolete, it still serves a pretty similar role as a minefield does today; area control. Which seems to be a large chunk of the point
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Yeah, if exposed, it does lose that portion of its effectiveness. On the other hand, it's still not exactly fun to get through even if you know that some of it is in that general area - it doesn't lose it all.
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Fundamentally, I think you need to have the SAFE deployed in an area that would require occupation/ground security in the first place. Anywhere that doesn't require "boots on the ground", once one is experienced or its existence is suspected is liable to be pounded from orbit or simply gone around.
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(On the logistics angle - well, with sufficient automation/undergroundness, the idea would probably be that, sure, lots of logistic-type stuff is heading down into tunnels or bunkers at that logistics base or, etc., etc., but that sort of thing happens all the time in various places. We can't stop someone with exceptionally good intel from figuring it out, but we have a decent shot at preventing anyone from getting that good a look at the resupply orders database.)
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Fundamentally, I think you need to have the SAFE deployed in an area that would require occupation/ground security in the first place. Anywhere that doesn't require "boots on the ground", once one is experienced or its existence is suspected is liable to be pounded from orbit or simply gone around.
Yeah, it's not much use if the attacker is simply willing to carve a path for his troops with strategic orbital bombardments; to this extent, it depends on the rules of war that make doing that a whole extra level of escalation and very likely consequences for its effectiveness. (edited)
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What you have is effectively a replenishing minefield, in essence. Harder to detect, harder to defuse/destroy, and deny access. But that's about it.
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I'd doubt any ground fortifications are all that effective after ortillery is in play, but maybe it'd be effective before it is. On the other hand, just how far down is it buried? If it's far down enough to avoid nastiness from the surface, wouldn't lag times between surface portions and self-repair and autofactories be long enough to allow local breakthroughs?
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 1:01 AM
It kinda seems like a minefield except you can keep using the area for useful stuff?
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Which is an improvement
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(I think ordinary mines build by the Empire would also let you keep using the area, as long as you don't want to go farming the land)
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I'm not sure how this would survive a prolonged period of idleness, or how one would set it up in a high-info environment without the enemy having a fairly good idea of where it is, or at least that SOMETHING nasty is in that rough area.
I mean, the idleness shouldn't be a problem, it is self-repairing
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Problem would be powering it, I assume
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It would be difficult to permanently take out a SAFE, yes, since you'd probably have to starve it of resources - keep blowing up its (their? SAFEs have warminds - are they sufficiently person-like to be talked about as persons?) stuff until it runs out of raw materials. (And you'd have to cut off underground supplies to it.)
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Problem would be powering it, I assume
Maybe not? Fusion reactor plus a slightly absurd amount of batteries/a fission reactor could let it idle for a long period of time without betraying neutrino emissions. (edited)
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The over-minefield advantages I would think of it as having include: * attacking a much broader surface area (i.e., it has mines, it has missiles, it has artillery shots, it has a way to make your guns all jam and your pants fall down, etc., etc.) * it knows its targets; you can march your reaction force right up to the enemy without any risk at all * it can wait for them to get good and caught before it starts exploding * it can feed all sorts of fun intel on what the enemy are doing back to higher command and * it can run away; one of the most annoying features of motile minefields is that they can not be there when the deminers come by, and then sneak back when someone tries to cross the freshly-shown-to-be-free-of-mines area.
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And unlike minefields, it can take prisoners (edited)
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The over-minefield advantages I would think of it as having include: * attacking a much broader surface area (i.e., it has mines, it has missiles, it has artillery shots, it has a way to make your guns all jam and your pants fall down, etc., etc.) * it knows its targets; you can march your reaction force right up to the enemy without any risk at all * it can wait for them to get good and caught before it starts exploding * it can feed all sorts of fun intel on what the enemy are doing back to higher command and * it can run away; one of the most annoying features of motile minefields is that they can not be there when the deminers come by, and then sneak back when someone tries to cross the freshly-shown-to-be-free-of-mines area.
Depending on the time period, wouldn't points two through four already be built-in to non-motile mines?
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I mean, the idleness shouldn't be a problem, it is self-repairing
Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 1:07 AM
I more meant that it won't stay concealed for long
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As for ortillery, the way I'm looking at it is that you can take out identified segments of it with tactical ortillery, sure. for what good that is. But if you want to take it out en masse, you're gonna need the big stuff that starts getting you into Conventions of Civilized Warfare territory. (Which you can do, I would stress, but much like simply nuking the Republican Guard out of the way on the road to Baghdad, there may be other reasons why it might not be a good idea.)
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I don't think it'd be good against equiv-tech invaders - you could, presumably, drop down/build a similar autofac-powered demining force away from the SAFE, then have those two do combat.
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And since you're (presumably) not fighting over the planet's resources, it might turn into a battle where you consume 'x' tonnes of planet-mass using your autofac to defeat 'y' tonnes of planet-mass consumed by the SAFE, and you just hope you can build up enough autofac capacity to deplete the SAFE's resources in a reasonable amount of time.
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I don't think it'd be good against equiv-tech invaders - you could, presumably, drop down/build a similar autofac-powered demining force away from the SAFE, then have those two do combat.
Advantage in such scenarios usually goes to the defenders, because you have the major advantage of not having to lug all your stuff across interstellar space first and thereby having more of it. But you could, I suppose, if you had a big enough orbithead to start getting into serious planetside manufacturing. On the other other hand, this then gets into the scenarios where invading established planets is generally something that doesn't happen in the 'verse, because the end result is almost always "both sides lose badly".
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In the targeted-raiding context that is much more common for interstellar actions, though, I think it would show itself rather more favorably.
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In the targeted-raiding context that is much more common for interstellar actions, though, I think it would show itself rather more favorably.
Wouldn't you also need to fortify the territory that the SAFE is protecting against orbital drops/ortillery as well?
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1. How do a SAFE's parts communicate? Poor emission security can nullify any chance of complete surprise. 2. What kind of self-repair facilities, and if they're the kind that lets a SAFE keep rebuilding itself then would the surprise be worth leaving that kind of tooling idle? 3. What other options are you giving up for the pricetag?
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If I'm raiding, I have some target bit that I'd want to have out of the hands of my opponent, and I don't think I'd care if its because my ground troops blew it up or because I hit it with ortillery. I think that I'd have to use ground troops if the particular target were in a hardened bunker, so you'd probably need to deploy the SAFE around the protected target instead of along a border. (edited)
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Wouldn't you also need to fortify the territory that the SAFE is protecting against orbital drops/ortillery as well?
Yes. But as with my example about why you don't try a combat drop directly over the starport, most anything you want to attack is going to be protected against combat drops anyway. Plus the problem that, well, you don't want to have your drop troops emerging from their drop pods into a totally-surrounded-by-the-enemy situation, such as is likely if you drop right on top of a guarded, secure facility.
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 1:23 AM
I mean, what this strikes me as good for is a force multiplier. You've taken the spaceport, you've ringed it in SAFE, and now one [unit] of legionaries can hold the whole suburb while everyone ELSE is going and achieving whatever goal they're after, instead of requiring multiple [units] to hold it
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(Also, timeline note, while this is developed after the 21st-century-equivalent, it is also earlier than interstellar travel by some distance, in its earlier forms.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 1:24 AM
or, you know, do it backwards as the World's weirdest siege. Now your SAFE is surrounding their capital city. Your move.
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Ha! Cute thought, but I don't think it's the sort of thing suited for field deployment.
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I think it'd always be used to surround a thing, like a fence, but with more teeth.
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How effective would it be against underground attacks?
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 1:26 AM
okay now I want to go hang out with the mythologae team who decided to make sandworms
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(Bear in mind, in re automated manufacturing, that cornucopias work so well because they can draw on a whole industrial complex feeding industrial-grade nano-paste gourmet nanoslurry to their picky, high-strung little nanoassembler heads. Field nanoassembly is messy, crude, slow, and dubiously reliable by comparison.)
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Please tell me there's thresher maw equivalents on Paltraeth - or at least that there were. (edited)
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How effective would it be against underground attacks?
Subterrenes are problematic, but subterrenes are always problematic. I have yet to work out much of a subterrene doctrine at all.
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(Bear in mind, in re automated manufacturing, that cornucopias work so well because they can draw on a whole industrial complex feeding industrial-grade nano-paste gourmet nanoslurry to their picky, high-strung little nanoassembler heads. Field nanoassembly is messy, crude, slow, and dubiously reliable by comparison.)
Hm. Explosives would be an interesting one to make - especially without nanomachines during the 21st century equivalent. Those probably need a good source of nitrogen compounds, and I think it'd be fairly hard to fit much capacity for manufacturing those down underground.
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And the 21st century versions would probably depend on a reliable supply of metals and ceramics - at least until it can start tearing down the invader's materiel.
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1. How do a SAFE's parts communicate? Poor emission security can nullify any chance of complete surprise. 2. What kind of self-repair facilities, and if they're the kind that lets a SAFE keep rebuilding itself then would the surprise be worth leaving that kind of tooling idle? 3. What other options are you giving up for the pricetag?
1. By cable, as far as is possible, and certainly all the time before its raw presence is revealed. EMCON is good. 2. For a long time and in the presence of resupply, yes, and at the sort of historical times this tech is viable, they're using similar self-repair tech in all sorts of random civilian equipment to solve the problem that having to occasionally fix things is, well, annoying. So probably not a concern.
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And supplying power to surface emplacements would be interesting during the lower-tech periods.
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3. That's gonna need some more refinement, but as with the IN in those articles, the ILs constraints on procurement usually have more to do with manpower than with budget. (Other polities may vary.)
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....actually, cancel that in the modern era. The IL has almost no manpower constraints because it has Paltraeth and its colony worlds. (edited)
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Has the story of the admission of Paltraeth into the empire been told?
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I wonder if it would be even remotely possible to do some kind of data science trickery at that tech level to tease out where SAFEs might be in the process of setting up, or if there'd be way too much noise to get a signal. Like "This area briefly had lower population / economic productivity / etc. per unit of waste heat than all its neighboring areas, and the last time that kind of anomaly popped up we ran into a motile minefield, and pop-up artillery, and..."
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Not sure if I'm misremembering but I seem to recall reading an article about detecting submerged nuclear submarines from orbit by their waste heat. If that's actually a thing then the same technique should be applicable to detecting subterranean structures and subterrenes. (edited)
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That might only be useful strategically, though - what's the speed of heat in rock?
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Good point
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Actually, given that the Empire invents thermal superconductors at some point and has a budget of yes, I'm now picturing them building heat pipes all the way over to a volcano to hide the fact that they're building a SAFE.
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 2:06 AM
or at least the local power generation plant
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tbh i'd kinda expect any civilised planet in the 'verse to have at least some civilian variation of it that could be repurposed quickly. soil management engines, foresting services.. to just be distributed through the volume they manage. hiding a few warbots between wouldnt be much effort. more or less the same with any military installation. (barracks, orbit-ground ports, etc) a freshly installed one would just spin a web of sensors around it and slowly expand its coverage and active abilities. with it starting as ewar birb drones up to dune renditions but with particle beam cannon worm throats
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Not sure if I'm misremembering but I seem to recall reading an article about detecting submerged nuclear submarines from orbit by their waste heat. If that's actually a thing then the same technique should be applicable to detecting subterranean structures and subterrenes. (edited)
Apparently this was a thing as far back as WW2. IR film could ID shallowly submerged submarines, especially if they were just snorting air.
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Morgrim Moon 04/03/2021 4:23 AM
I mean, a snorting submarine is NOT subtle or stealthy at all
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subtler than a surface ship
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it's stealthy enough for aerial recon passes, especially in the 40's and 50's
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submerged nuclear boats likely have the same rough thermal signature if near the surface, either directly or via the cooling water exhaust. (edited)
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Enderminion 04/03/2021 5:09 PM
The other issue is that fixed defenses are... fixed, mobile forces can pull back and go around them if it's a significant issue
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Or if the situation is time > lives, ignore it and push through.
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Potential comment of interest on the sad impracticability of dirigible aerospace cruisers: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/neither-fish-nor-fowl/311/5?u=avatar
Ah, that’s the easy one. Because if they did that , planets would locate all their deliciously attackable facilities in the local equivalent of Mongolia, or some other mid-continental location that doesn’t have to concern itself much with naval attack. One of the few advantages you have in attacking from orbit is that you can hit anywhere on the...
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at that point, i suspect you'd have more luck with other large low-complexity passive thrust systems
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a balloon at 200k feet is probably not much better than a solar sail, for instance, aside from the fact that it doesn't have to face a specific angle (and only works when it isn't occluded) (edited)
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(hmm. Maybe you could do something with the local magnetic field? Release a bunch of fine conductive filaments and run aliquots of power through them to generate lift/thrust? Not quite passive, but if they're superconducting it could get close if you aren't actively accelerating.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/04/2021 8:38 PM
I haven't had caffeine and would need to double check my vectors, but I don't think interacting with the planetary field is going to make you go up. I think it makes you go sideways towards the poles with a significant component of DOWN
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you might be able to do something with field pinning? I'm not sure honestly; while you definitely aren't going to get upwards thrust from just charging a electromagnet, that doesn't mean you can't get anything useful.
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in principle, the existence of diamagnetism means that you can get upwards thrust somehow, right?
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DSD [He/They] 04/04/2021 9:06 PM
On a tangentially related topic, I always wondered whether vector-control cores are powerful enough for levitation.
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(hmm. Maybe you could do something with the local magnetic field? Release a bunch of fine conductive filaments and run aliquots of power through them to generate lift/thrust? Not quite passive, but if they're superconducting it could get close if you aren't actively accelerating.)
Electrodynamic tethers?
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yeah that's something like what i was thinking of, along with the concept of electromagnetic braking for interstellar flight
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but those both assume a moving reference frame compared to the magnetic field, i'm not sure you could maintain a stationary position with anything similar
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On a tangentially related topic, I always wondered whether vector-control cores are powerful enough for levitation.
Yes, it looks like they are, at least for individual-scale cores.
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they definitely are. In fact, the eldraeic innate vector control is strong enough for self-levitation
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DSD [He/They] 04/04/2021 9:13 PM
Hmmm. Now all we need to know is the range on them.
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Not great, but I since tractor-pressor starship weapons exist, it has to be enough to reach a few kilometers.
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And anyways, you could use them as a giant electric jet engine, pushing air downwards to keep yourself in a forced orbit.
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they're not the only option if you're planning on using the air for thrust -
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i can't recall what its called exactly, but there's a technique for producing lift using a high voltage difference across a gap - you basically just have a positive and ground wire and charge the positive to some dozens of KV
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it is not especially efficient, but maybe it's better in a more rarified atmosphere?
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longer mean free path, and all
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ionic wind thruster and no, its probably going to give more thrust with denser atmosphere as the main thrust from that device is secondary particles being dragged along
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hmm, right, good point
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you get more thrust for the same power output the slower the propellant is; in atmosphere, you want to push as much air as possible as slowly as possible.
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On a tangentially related topic, I always wondered whether vector-control cores are powerful enough for levitation.
Do recall, all in this subthread, that a standard vector-control core (meaning the starship drive component) on its own provides no thrust whatsoever. It's a magic box that you feed electricity in exchange for temporary reduced inertial mass. That's it. (While you are thinking through the ways that this can help an aerospace cruiser, also bear in mind that inertial mass isn't gravitic mass or true mass in 'verse physics.)
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is changing gravitic mass an option?
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because setting that to 0 would make flying very convenient
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Actually, let me sum up mass briefly. What we call mass is three discrete quantities linked by a pair of coupling constants: true mass, gravitic mass, and inertial mass. True mass determines mass-energy equivalence and a number of quantum properties. It appears to be the most fundamental, insofar as you appear not to be able to screw with it without changing the object in question. Gravitic mass determines the generation of gravity by an object; i.e., how much that particular object warps spacetime. Inertial mass determines resistance to acceleration under force, just like it says on the tin, and also the strength of the object's interaction with the gravitational field. Yes, this means you can make objects which are gravitationally asymmetrical. This is as fun as it sounds.
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ooooh, that does sound fun
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Note also that the way a vector-control core alters inertial mass is across the superficies of an envelope . Turn on the core, and the starship's inertial mass is reduced with respect to the rest of the universe with translational effects at the boundary.
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And, finally, that it is an all or nothing effect. You can't reduce your inertial mass only with respect to particular forces; which is to say, yes, you could theoretically become light as a feather and float in the sky, but you would also maneuver like a feather, in the sense of being blown to hell and back by the slightest breezes. (In practice, this is impractical, since there is an asymptotic relationship that prevents you from reducing your inertial mass to zero - since at that point you would accelerate instantly to c - and thus becoming that much lighter requires absurdly huge amounts of energy.)
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On another note, what you see people doing with their personal vector-control equipment isn't technically flying, it's mostly brachiating with a tractor-pressor field; since those obey Newton's Third, that's no different than sticking a grappling hook on a distant object and yeeting yourself towards it. Traveling along anything but a ballistic trajectory requires ongoing yeetage to maintain.
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Or levitating, which is just shoving the ground away, and again, is ballistic without continual corrections. Or using an opposed tractor-pressor pair to hold distance, for example.
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0111narwhalz 04/05/2021 1:34 AM
grappling hook shenanigans are great
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The downside to this for hovering starships, cities, palaces, etc. is that it's a really good idea to own the ground below, because just like other things that obey Newton's Third, there is a reaction to the action.
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The problems here are twofold: One, do you care about stomping flat and probably into powder whatever happens to be below you? Is it sturdy enough that your attempt to use it to hold yourself up will not go horribly sideways? Are you sure ? Two, exactly how well secured are your tractor-pressor generators to your ship?
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(in fairness, that second one applies to all engines.)
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Hereabouts, throwing a tractor beam on a random ship without knowing their structural details (one reason transmitting your structural plat is a standard part of docking; they need to know where the metaphorical tow-hooks are) is likely to have the equivalent result to looping a tow-rope around some random bit of a car; a fistful of crumped hull plates and making someone really pissed off. And unless you're a tug, an interdictor cruiser, or some other specialized-for-the-job craft, trying to fight something big and/or actively trying to move differently is most likely to end with the projector ripping free and hopefully not taking anything too important with it on the way out. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/05/2021 1:42 AM
sacrificial shear bolts are probably included in the mounting brackets for expressly that purpose
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tbh i'd expect tractors/pressors to be externally hardpoint mounted for that "rip free" reason
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with pressors being tangentially used
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There is a lot of money and research time going into turning the tractor/pressor/torquor beam into the tractor/pressor/torquor zone for just this reason.
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fittler projector
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sound of moons exploding in the distance
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Depends. What you are able to pull depends on the structural strength of the mounting. If you're, say, a system patrol ship responding to distress calls and you can't actually take someone under tow, what is the point of you?
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well, does it cost extra to have that stuff in quickrelease mounts?
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Note also that the way a vector-control core alters inertial mass is across the superficies of an envelope . Turn on the core, and the starship's inertial mass is reduced with respect to the rest of the universe with translational effects at the boundary.
Actually, why is it called vector-control, then? This doesn't seem to have much to do with vectors.
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Render aid and stabilize the situation till a dedicated tow boat arrives/evac survivors before things become unsalvagable?
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There are a lot of use cases where you're gonna want that projector bolted very solidly indeed to your major structural elements. You're also gonna want a whole bunch of strain-sensitive cutoffs in circuit with it, but that's a separate issue.
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Well, you could use shear bolts or quick release mounts... or you could just use a circuit breaker or turn it off and not be out an expensive piece of hardware.
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Actually, why is it called vector-control, then? This doesn't seem to have much to do with vectors.
Because that's the name for an entire very large family of technologies. (It's called a vector-control core for the same reason that the electric motor is called the electric motor, and other things aren't called vector-control X for the same reasons that we don't call them electric computers, electric music boxes, and electric pants.) (edited)
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(Also, there is a certain tension between "quick and easy to release" and "extremely solid" as engineering goals.)
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just use struts and a small decoupler
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To put this in the proper proportion, really, to use the Expanse as an example, consider the Roci towing the Barbapiccola with all the assorted fuss and stress on wire, mounts, and the frame of the whole ship - it's basically all of that, only without the wire. Everything else still has all the same forces applied to it.
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There is a lot of money and research time going into turning the tractor/pressor/torquor beam into the tractor/pressor/torquor zone for just this reason.
Enderminion 04/05/2021 2:01 AM
Wouldn't the simple way for that to get a lot of individually very tiny beams?
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That gets you a plane.
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Enderminion 04/05/2021 2:17 AM
which is an improvement?
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...not sure I'm seeing how?
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the problem is more that a tractor-pressor beam only interacts with the surface
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meaning, for instance, if you target a thin facade with a structural element behind it, it doesn't grab the structural element. It just rips the facade off.
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i'm not sure quite how thin the interaction volume is, but it might be on the order of a few atoms like other physical interactions.
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lots of tiny beams wouldn't help much, that'd just let you target a larger gross area. You could get the same thing with a single, wider beam
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Yeah, you can treat a standard-issue t/p/t beam as analogous to other beam-like physical interactions for most purposes and be reasonably accurate.
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hence the goal of turning that interaction plane into a interaction volume, letting you pull the whole ship or at least a decent chunk of it at once, eliminating the "Damnit, we just stripped the paint off. Again." problem
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(though on that note, can you decouple a vector inertial-reduction field from the generator? That's a volume, and while it won't let you pull by itself, it would make it easier.) (edited)
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It'd be a very different technology, but yeah, having an arbitrary-spacetime-reshaper that let you create zones in which objects fall exactly the way you want them to would be very nice to have. (The closest approach to that so far is the kinetic barrier, and it's not all that close an approach.)
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(or alternatively, make a portable one and power it remotely?)
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the inertial reduction field seems close, in that if you reduce the target's inertial mass to a hundredth then that decorative facade starts to hold up a lot more like a structural element at useful accelerations
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but that would require figuring out how to project the field, or you'd have to stick the thing on a limpet. A very expensive, very power hungry limpet. Not something to use on ships which are unhappy with you, or might otherwise damage it.
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Dedicated tugs, etal., usually settle for extending their own field envelope - at least if they're sure the ship they're towing has their field firmly in the off position.
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i'm guessing two fields interact in exciting (read: expensive) ways?
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Bad Things can happen if they're not properly synched, yeah.
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"you see that thin layer of smushed crewman hanging in the hallway? that is where the tug field goes over to our field"
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Yep. Picture an interference pattern, except instead of bright and dark, what you have are low-inertia and higher-than-normal inertia nodes. Then push hard on one end.
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to be honest, that sounds like a setup for a fusion reactor
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And that's just the gross effects. You really, really don't want to get water hammer in your lungs just from breathing.
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...okay, that effect would be gross in a different sense, I suppose.
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water hammer from having a pulse
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it does also sound useful for pulverising rock
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It would be, but there are plenty of ways to do that without going out of your way to cause great unhappiness in expensive equipment. Like, y'know, dynamite.
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or for smaller rocks, a spinny dodad like this
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if industrial processes were math problems, crushing rocks has it's own button on a calculator.
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It would be, but there are plenty of ways to do that without going out of your way to cause great unhappiness in expensive equipment. Like, y'know, dynamite.
i'd assume that if you can project scales of force to deflect projectiles you can shape a cone of interference patterns as well
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That's a different technology from the overall family, though. But what I mean is that the interference pattern from unsynched cores is a symptom of the dissonance generated by two cores fighting each other, which gets you both the interference and feedback generated in the core. Things can burn out, hopefully don't explode, but however you look at it, it's not good for the cores involved. (It adds some extra wrinkles to those ships big enough to need multiple cores, and to docking small craft with motherships, and such scenarios.)
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What... What were they even... How on Earth did they even come to that conclusion?
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Mm?
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The person who posted the thing that prompted your post.
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the perspective makes sense, IMO; in a modern-day context, if someone does something because a government official told them to, it's very likely either because it's something they wanted to do, or because there's a consequence to not doing it
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so while it's wrong to think it's universally true, saying "if you want people to do something they weren't already going to do, you have to beat them over the head with a stick" is basically fact right now.
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examples would delve into politics, but i can think of a few.
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really, the lesson to take away is that humans kinda suck and we need to upgrade the baseline.
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Umm... My parents don't have to do that with me to get me to do stuff.
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it's not as common on smaller scales, yeah. But if someone is talking about authority and coercion there's a good chance they're thinking in the political sphere, where it holds quite true.
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how likely is the average person to do something if, say, the Mayor holds a press conference to urge people to X?
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answer: I would be genuinely surprised if >1/3 of people even hear about it, nevermind do it, unless it's something which is already getting a lot of attention for other reasons.
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authority as defined is on the verge of extinction in anything you could call government, so while it's wrong, it's pretty understandable if you look at modern governance and come to the conclusion "authority doesn't exist/doesn't do anything"
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(my takeaway from this, as I've mentioned, is that we've put so much effort into governmentering that clearly we're not going to find any radical improvements, and so the reason it's so bad is because humans suck at it. Ergo, we must make humans better at governing/being governed. Transhumanism, yay!)
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/07/2021 3:56 PM
I wish that weren't true, @Buggy , but it is
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Case in point, without elaborating any further: the entire last year or so
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Oops.
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lol
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hello, been following the blog for a while just know noticed that there was a discord
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hello pope of squids
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Let it be noted that that function of the Transcend which produces conceptual kami in response to major ideas sloshing around the noösphere necessarily implies the existence of Horsepower, Demigod of Large Fast Things.
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Is that a literal translation, or does that sounds just as silly to the Eldrae as it does to us?
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Horse of a Different Color: The cerrúr is a four-horned, hexapedal, browsing animal, but it fills much the same niche as the horse, as historically early basic transportation/power and later presti…
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From: Capt. Idris Mariseth, Flight Administrator To: Lt. Loric Kantinomeiros, Tactical (Security) Suboperations Subject: Proposals for future exercises Your proposal of 5/13, for inclusion in exerc…
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"We replaced the power plant of a Yamato-class battleship with a fusion reactor and a vector-control core. Let's see what happens!"
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Is that a literal translation, or does that sounds just as silly to the Eldrae as it does to us?
They're all idiomatic translations unless noted otherwise. That said, it is entirely silly, due to the absence of any eikone or other cosmic representation of anal forestry.
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"We replaced the power plant of a Yamato-class battleship with a fusion reactor and a vector-control core. Let's see what happens!"
BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2021 12:03 AM
unfortunately I don't have the opening of that show memorized yet
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I recall it included an incredibly badly disguised Space Hitler
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This one is staying strictly wet navy.
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Since while you can do interesting things with VC to ground vehicles, as Mass Effect teaches us, it seems to have been under-applied to water ones. By which I mean, "not yet".
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2021 12:05 AM
oh
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well, still gonna have to watch out for those planes
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Indeed. Although that would be a problem greatly ameliorated if proper attention to weight reduction and adjusted balance leads to a battleship that can mostly-hydroplane along at sixty-seventy knots or so, giving all the fingers to the laws of physics as she goes.
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(Going full "supercavitating hydrofoil" can be saved for the sequel, tentatively titled "HOW THE FUUUUCK DO I STEEEEEER....")
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2021 12:13 AM
Considering that new attempts on the world record for fastest boat have been barred until technology improves, this does not surprise me XD
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(Everyone who has technically gone faster than the 1970s record has been disqualified by dying in the catastrophic crash immediately after.)
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I think I've heard of a few teams trying for new attempts at it, although they mostly appear to be "aircraft that fly really, really low over water".
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(I'm also kind of picturing my "mad bastardship" idea as having the sort of destroyer-at-flank extreme angle of attack under power that has the counter buried in the sea and the bows and quite a distance abaft them lifted practically right out of the water, in the sort of scenario that makes attackers curse as torpedoes skip right under the target in exactly the way that they're supposed to not . this is of course insane, or as they call it at Eye-in-the-Flame, 'engineering' )
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2021 2:23 AM
So basically the ship is a horseshoe?
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(Going full "supercavitating hydrofoil" can be saved for the sequel, tentatively titled "HOW THE FUUUUCK DO I STEEEEEER....")
with shielding plates being projected as hydrodynamic surfaces?
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BluejayHurricane 04/12/2021 9:16 AM
I mean, the armor belt becomes practically useless in that case, but that also depends on weapons environment. It might have been useless in a more standard configuration.
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You could shed a lot of mass either way.
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Morgrim Moon
So basically the ship is a horseshoe?
No, just planing like this MTB:
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...only, y'know, much, much bigger.
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Random Idea: Internal Combustion Engine, but Project Orion-ed. (edited)
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that moment when you discover your hull is not just streamlined, but a lifting body.
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It's all mostly about the power-to-weight ratio, after all, and that's exactly what the starship style of vector-control core is designed to muck about with. Admittedly, turning a 72,000 ton battleship into something that handles like a powerboat is something of an awesome limiting case.
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I'm suddenly getting curious: how many special agencies does the Empire have? IIRC, there are the Fifth Directorate, the Shadow Fleet, the Imperial State Security and the Imperial Hands (Does the the Black Flotilla count?). I wonder about their organization and modus operandi. I'm especially curious to know sub-divisions of the Fifth Directorate.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2021 2:09 PM
Well I think the Fifth Directorate don’t exist
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There are four directorates, citizen
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Move along, nothing to see here
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2021 2:10 PM
But I believe Our Unsurpassable Leader can tell us what they would do and how they’d organize themselves if they did
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Depends on what you mean by "special".
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Officially, if you go by the Registry of the Imperial Service , there is Admiralty Intelligence (military intel; their black ops section is the Shadow Fleet - the Black Flotilla is not part of them, because it's a military strike force, not intel); there are the four directorates of the ISS: Counterespionage & Counterasymmetrism, External Security, Intelligence Security, and Internal Security and Surveillance; and the Fifth Directorate, of course, does not exist.
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You might also count the entire Stratarchy of Indirection and Subtlety, but they see themselves (and the Registry is inclined to agree with them) as a military branch specialized in ungentlemanly warfare (sort of along the lines of the SOE/OSS) rather than spooks.
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If you would count the FBI, you could include the Office of Investigation & Pursuit, who are strictly law enforcement, but on the other hand, do include their special division for dealing with those crimes for which the Empire asserts universal jurisdiction and other folk might disagree with that.
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Other not-actually-that-sort-of agencies which include a certain number of Very Special Operatives would include the Market Liberty Oversight Directorate, the Watch Marshalcy, and at least two (Service Security and Censorious Scrutiny) of the Threefold Auditors of Impropriety. (edited)
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Drifting even further off into quango-land, the Repository of All Knowledge has its Black Chamber (more formally known as the Special Acquisitions Division), home of the most scary-ass librarians and curators in the business. (Plus, of course, the Librarians of Silence.)
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Moving outside the Service, then there is the Plurality, and its Threat Assessment Groups and Transient Tactical Groups, which come and go and shoot a great deal of trouble in the meantime.
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...and then there's the private sector...
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Very, very intriguing. Do the Imperial Hands and Hands of Justice refer to the same agency?
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Separate, and neither really agencies in that sense. On the latter, the three original branches of the governance were each set up with their own forces in the interest of balance: the Imperial Couple have the Imperial Guard, the Senate have the Guardians of the Senate, and the Curia have the Hand of Justice. In practice, the Hand of Justice is a reasonable parallel to the US Marshals Service. The police-law separation is much more distinct there than here, if you recall - the Watch Constabulary, OIP, & so forth can arrest, but their power ends at arraignment and after that everything is the responsibility of the judicial branch, who therefore have their own services to deal with everything else they need done.
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As for the Imperial Hands - technically, the definition of an Imperial Hand is "someone who holds an unlimited Imperial Warrant", a document issued over the Emperor's/Empress's personal seal which in its entirety reads "What the bearer does is at my order and in my Voice, for the good of the Empire. Render him every assistance."
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There aren't enough of them to make up an agency, because really, how many plenipotent extraordinary agents do you need? 😋 (edited)
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Their closest literary analog would be the Imperial Auditors from the Vorkosigan books. Basically, if one turns up visibly in the vicinity, it's usually because something has caught the Imperial Couple's personal attention and needs some sort of on-the-spot "adjustment". If it weren't far too late, it would probably be a nice time to take a long, pleasant holiday somewhere on the other side of the galaxy.
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Thank you kindly for detailed, exhaustive answers! May you please elaborate above mentioned Very Special Operatives? Also, how the Librarians of Silence does differentiate from other agencies?
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Does the Empire have particularly distinguished and/or specialized Legions?
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And if possible, may you please shed some light on internal machineries of the Directorates? (the Fifth or otherwise)
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Thank you kindly for detailed, exhaustive answers! May you please elaborate above mentioned Very Special Operatives? Also, how the Librarians of Silence does differentiate from other agencies?
Not really a whole lot to say about them, unfortunately. Those offices happen to need some occasional espionage-type done, so they retain small cadres of (as-yet mostly undetailed) espionage-type folks to do 'em. As for the Librarians of Silence, they're the caretakers of this stuff: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/05/10/reading-back/
“On the one hand, yes, we do find it repugnant to restrict the freedoms of speech and information, even to this limited and circumscribed extent.” “On the other hand, since we hav…
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Enderminion 04/12/2021 5:28 PM
Lun class Ekranoplan
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Ground effect aircraft plane ship
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Enderminion 04/12/2021 7:40 PM
Related to the earlier discussion about light fast combatants dodging torpedoes
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can't be hit by torpedoes if you're not in the water
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2021 7:40 PM
dolphin torpedo says "sup"
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Enderminion 04/12/2021 7:41 PM
It's also about 11 times faster than a torpedo
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2021 7:44 PM
planing torpedo
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Enderminion 04/12/2021 7:51 PM
That's a missile (edited)
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2021 8:00 PM
What would be required of a world to make ground effect overwhelmingly more viable than free flight?
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That's a missile (edited)
Clears Throat Breathes In "The Missile knows where it is at all times..."
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/13/2021 12:16 AM
???
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Separate, and neither really agencies in that sense. On the latter, the three original branches of the governance were each set up with their own forces in the interest of balance: the Imperial Couple have the Imperial Guard, the Senate have the Guardians of the Senate, and the Curia have the Hand of Justice. In practice, the Hand of Justice is a reasonable parallel to the US Marshals Service. The police-law separation is much more distinct there than here, if you recall - the Watch Constabulary, OIP, & so forth can arrest, but their power ends at arraignment and after that everything is the responsibility of the judicial branch, who therefore have their own services to deal with everything else they need done.
Are these three all variations on the theme of the Legions?
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What are the most (in)famous Legions of the Empire?
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 4:28 AM
man you really want that question answered don't you
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0111narwhalz
man you really want that question answered don't you
Yup. And internal divisions of the Directorate 😛 I'm deeply interested in military aspects of the Empire
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Random thought while watching a youtube video - there's probably people in the Empire doing let's-plays where they're dumped in the wilderness on some planet and have to build up enough tech-base to get to orbit/to another star. There might even be people in the Empire that do speedruns of that.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 5:27 AM
[Factorio noises]
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Morgrim Moon 04/13/2021 5:28 AM
I think there was mention of a TV show that was dropping people on a mars-type planet with a tent, a toolkit and a day or two worth of air.
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That might have been the environmental engineer certification course.
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(Alternate words: none.) The zeppelin’s motors whispered as it drifted slowly away through the dusty butterscotch sky, the setting sun glinting off its outriggers. Lumenna hung just above the…
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I think that's the one.
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Morgrim Moon 04/13/2021 5:34 AM
In today’s entry in this series, the reality show that is basically a cross between Scrapheap Challenge/Junkyard Wars and Survivor: Mars, made possible in the science-fiction future by the wo…
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this is what I was thinking of
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Ah. A second thought: "dumped in the wilderness with the ruins of your starship" sounds like an Imperial Exploratory Service training mission for their first-in scouts. (edited)
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"your flight home from two weeks of sponsored yay-you-finished-academy-vacation totally crashed on accident"
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 6:45 AM
"no way to prevent this, very sad very sad"
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but, tbh, you arent expected to be in the position to be able to crash a scout ship, they arent made for atmospheres. so crashing one is probably expected to be dead on arrival
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Except for that one gal who ‘crashed’ on Equestria, amirite?
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 7:57 AM
gods were involved, all bets are off
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Cornflakes
but, tbh, you arent expected to be in the position to be able to crash a scout ship, they arent made for atmospheres. so crashing one is probably expected to be dead on arrival
I'm fairly sure there'd have to be versions (or at least shuttles) that are made for atmospheres.
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that'd be a shuttle of the actual expservice ship, and iirc they dont have any because its not their job to touch atmospheres
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Except for that one gal who ‘crashed’ on Equestria, amirite?
exactly. but that ship didnt even cross the intervening atmosphere. soooooo
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Of course, what I didn’t establish in the previous posting is exactly where the Empress Eledíë-class fits into the line-up of starship classes used by the Imperial Exploratory Service, s…
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i am corrected
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i vaguely remember the equestria crash one being specified as an aval cyprium class and explicitly noted as not being designed to land
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and i've never seen that specific blog entry before, so i expected consistency
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:V
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The canon explanation for that is: oops.
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hehe
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/13/2021 9:58 AM
A weird question occurred to me this morning - In the Empire, if you use someone else's stuff without their consent, that's meddlement. But what if you use their stuff without consent because, at the time, there was no way to contact the soph whose stuff it is (or an authorized proxy); you then contact them as soon as it becomes possible, and they grant consent? Is that still meddlement, is that a mitigating circumstance, or what?
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:39 AM
I suspect it is still meddlement, though there might be emergency clauses. In fact, I suspect an emergency might be the only time that you couldn't get in touch.
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That does make the early imperial law somewhat more complicated, though, in an era where ubiquitous communication wasn't a thing. (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:47 AM
Maybe prearranging emergency protocol? Agreeing to a lend-lease-like arrangement, where an emergency that doesn’t hit me lets you borrow my stuff if I’m out, and give it back or replace it if it’s damaged.
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Probably covered by necessity in the moment, and isn't it mentioned that these sorts of "necessity in the moment" cases are usually settled "non est" over a beer?
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:47 AM
But there’s no reason why, barring that agreement, it wouldn’t be meddlement.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 10:48 AM
if you contact them and they grant consent retroactively, then nobody's going to press charges (edited)
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(…right?)
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:49 AM
Remember, the elves really care about their property rights.
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Morgrim Moon 04/13/2021 10:51 AM
intent may matter too. why did you use that property? To save lives? An accident? Okay, those seem like they'd be treated much more leniently than "because I wanted it and couldn't see a way to get permission"
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0111narwhalz
if you contact them and they grant consent retroactively, then nobody's going to press charges (edited)
I think that's been covered elsewhere - not pressing charges isn't always going to stop charges from being filed - while you can forgive the harm inflicted upon you, specifically, you can't forgive harm inflicted on everyone else, as a whole.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 10:53 AM
You might have a standing smart-contract on your shit which, when you cannot be reached, is empowered to make agreements with other people, provided collateral is provided to cover possible loss of, or damage to, your property.
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:54 AM
Or more manual version thereof. I could see a broad community agreement coming into place fairly quickly.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 10:56 AM
"community emergency clause" into which you pay to insure everyone's stuff, and get in return access to that stuff
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BluejayHurricane 04/13/2021 10:56 AM
Something like that, yeah.
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0111narwhalz 04/13/2021 10:58 AM
most useful for things which are super good to have on hand in dire circumstances, but you only need like a tenth of their capabilities at that point
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Morgrim Moon 04/13/2021 11:09 AM
"everyone chips in to maintain the community fire extinguisher" probably doesn't fall under this.
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"I am technically stealing your fire extinguisher to put out a fire on your neighbour's property" is still theft. "Because if I don't then it will ALSO burn down your property" might be the point you get acquitted
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Morgrim Moon
"I am technically stealing your fire extinguisher to put out a fire on your neighbour's property" is still theft. "Because if I don't then it will ALSO burn down your property" might be the point you get acquitted
"I am technically not-stealing your fire extinguisher because it's the only way for me to discharge my right of common defence" might be acceptable reasoning, no matter whose property was burning (and with the usual caveats about how the not-thief in question had made preparations to have access to necessary fire-fighting equipment in foreseeable circumstances).
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on the flip side however, it's entirely possible that such emergency equipment has more flexible usage rights than other equipment or property.
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I would presume that most privately-owned and stored emergency equipment (that is still reasonably accessible to third parties) would have an access and cost wavier attached to it. IE that yes you can make use of it, expect a charge to be filed to your own weave for servicing/refilling/maintenance if required.
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BluejayHurricane 04/25/2021 11:41 PM
I realize the idea of jobs doesn’t quite work, but what are the more interesting columns on the imperial version of this chart?
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Current Population Survey (CPS) data, 2020 annual averages
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Like, what types of contract have a strangely large number of sophonts working them.
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This I will contemplate. In the meantime, though, let me observe that the data to make such a chart is unlikely to exist anywhere.
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There was, back in the day, a certain British governor of one of those Asian microstates that turned out to be a huge economic success one of whose policies was to decline to go around collecting statistics on matters financial and economic, on the grounds that having those statistics sitting around would only encourage some damn fool to go around having policies about them and taking actions on them, and other such undesirable things that would get in the way of both economic growth and drinking tea.
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(And since after the consumption of much tea said microstate turned out to be a vital trading center floating atop more money than God, it all worked out pretty well.)
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Back in the 'verse, the Exchequer is pretty much in agreement with him about the virtues of collecting data that some damn fool will only go out and cause trouble with.
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2021 12:31 AM
that's an interesting point
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like, some statistics on job types is valuable. "[x] number of people per year are killed or seriously injured" is valuable, it shows you where safety information is needed. But overall who does what is mostly of value if you wish to penalise or uplift certain fields
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(I mean, if you have a situation like "how many coal miners are there because we want to stop coal mining" then you can just go directly to the coal industry, the number of souschefs is irrelevant unless you're planning to retrain coal miners as sous chefs)
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I think the Imperial opinion would be that if 'x' people are killed or seriously injured, weregeld is being paid, such incidents aren't being covered up, and the company is still profitable and able to attract workers and customers despite the reputation for poor safety, then there isn't a safety problem. (At least in places with adamant-clad rule of law.)
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*and despite insurance rates skyrocketing.
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Isn't Empire's government very hands-off about safety, preferring to leave it to insurers and (if incidents happen) the courts?
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If that sort of thing were enquired about, the first reaction is likely to be along the lines of "...and what the blistering fuck do any of us know about coal mining? Then why would it be a sane idea to put us in charge of safety in coal mining?"
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Which is to say, it's not a government issue. It's an issue for the Amalgamated Guild of Miners, Colliers, Drifters, Timberers, Muckers, Flashmen, and Allied Subterrene Professions. (edited)
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Who, unlike the legislature, do know their stinkdamp from their stopes and their adits from their asses.
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Morgrim Moon 04/26/2021 1:02 AM
mmmmm... see, I know from bitter personal experience that just because an industry KNOWS a thing is insanely stupid, doesn't mean they're avoid DOING it if it is also profitable.
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because the chances of their facility being the one that explodes and kills everyone and the neighbours is, in their eyes, sufficiently low to not bother with and if it happens they can afford the payout
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so I'd want a separate body that doesn't give a flying fuck about profits, they care about body count injuries and collateral damage and the minimising thereof.
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The AGMCDTMFASP isn't an industry body; it's a professional association.
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By, for, and of the miners.
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There was, back in the day, a certain British governor of one of those Asian microstates that turned out to be a huge economic success one of whose policies was to decline to go around collecting statistics on matters financial and economic, on the grounds that having those statistics sitting around would only encourage some damn fool to go around having policies about them and taking actions on them, and other such undesirable things that would get in the way of both economic growth and drinking tea.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/26/2021 1:44 AM
Sir John Cowperthwaite? Sir John was Financial Secretary, but the point stands. (edited)
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By, for, and of the miners.
miners union?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/26/2021 1:50 AM
I imagine it isn't quite what we would call a union (no closed shop laws etc.), but it it almost certainly represents its members to the company. Along with a giant megaphone and other leverage to use if the employers should start cutting too many corners.
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"It is hereby announced that the Too-Damn-Cheap Mining Co has been putting our members in danfger in excess of contract specifications, so we are exercising our treble damages clause/all quitting/etc..."
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/26/2021 2:02 AM
There was a plea from honourable Members relating to the need for formal Gross National Product figures. Such figures are very inexact even in the most sophisticated countries I think they do not have a great deal of meaning, even as a basis of comparison between economies. That other countries make use of them is not, I think, necessarily a good reason to suppose that we need them. But, although I am not entirely clear what practical purpose they would serve in Hong Kong, I am sure they would be of interest. I suspect myself, however, that the need arises in other countries because high taxation and more or less detailed Government intervention in the economy have made it essential to be able to judge (or to hope to be able to judge) the effect of policies, and of changes in policies, on the economy. One of the honourable Members who spoke on this subject, said outright, as a confirmed planner, that he thought that they were desirable for the planning of our future economic policy. But we are in the happy position, happier at least for the Financial Secretary where the leverage exercised by Government on the economy is so small that it is not necessary, nor even of any particular value, to have these figures available for the formulation of policy. We might indeed be right to be apprehensive lest the availability of such figures might lead, by a reversal of cause and effect, to policies designed to have a direct effect on the economy. I would myself deplore this. Sir John Cowperthwaite, March 25, 1970, page 495.
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I had forgotten jut how much he sounds like he's straight out of the 19th Century.
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BluejayHurricane 04/26/2021 9:54 AM
So closer to the IEEE, then?
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RIP to Michael Collins, pilot of the Apollo 11 that passed earlier today https://twitter.com/astromcollins/status/1387438495040348168?s=21
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The era in which there are people alive who have touched another world is rapidly drawing to a close, alas.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/28/2021 2:00 PM
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Quick! Get someone on the moon before anyone else dies!
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The era in which there are people alive who have touched another world is rapidly drawing to a close, alas.
I still hold out hope that Artemis will reach the moon before the last Apollo moonwalker dies
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2021 3:12 PM
F.
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God(s) help us all if Neil Armstrong dies as well.
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he is dead
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died in 2012
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/28/2021 3:17 PM
How many of the Apollo astronauts are still living? Just Lovell and Aldrin?
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Sorry, meant Buzz.
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Jade Nekotenshi
How many of the Apollo astronauts are still living? Just Lovell and Aldrin?
No, more than that
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Buzz was the guy who punched the guy?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/28/2021 3:18 PM
Yep
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Of the moonwalkers: Buzz, Dave Scott, Charlie Duke, Jack Schmitt
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Really stupid question, but is it possible to make something like the spartan laser from HALO (a laser cannon that is basically a man portable BFG)?
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i suppose you can probably make some rapid reaction chemical laser. maybe not that readily distinguishable from a cannon either, because i'd expect that thing to look pretty explosive
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or some arc discharge SMES powered gas laser
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with similar external effects
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DSD [He/They] 04/29/2021 5:24 PM
What's the 'blast' range on a THRESHER MALESTROM warhead?
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Rename the Lunar Gateway to Collins Lunar Gateway in memory of Michael Collins
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DSD [He/They]
What's the 'blast' range on a THRESHER MALESTROM warhead?
It would be really annoying if I just said "it depends on the size of the warhead", I suppose?
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DSD [He/They] 04/30/2021 3:08 AM
Ah, sorry. I was wondering if there was a minimum size of the warhead, and whether it was nuke-like point-blank-space-range, or more.
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i wonder how making a black hole from a battery is better than using that stored power to just direct fire a laser
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 7:12 AM
gravitational effects
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firing that same laser at a target is also going to make some mighty distortions at the targrt
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and a kbbh you can make with anything smaller than a dyson swarm is going to be microscopic
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with correspondingly tiny grav effects
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Morgrim Moon 04/30/2021 7:15 AM
I suspect it's those mentioned cross-planar effects, and ability to fuck with wormholes. The targets it can hit are targets that can be bloody hard to hit with normal weaponry
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 7:16 AM
it reads coplanar
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a big ass vector core with the same amount of energy supplied does probably more as well
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as it does need less massenergy to do stuff than straight mass gravity
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 7:19 AM
vector control doesn't do gravity at all
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it still interacts electromagnetically IIRC
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DSD [He/They] 04/30/2021 7:35 AM
Vector control can definitely do paragrav (there was something on gravitic weaponry semi-recently), so it's probably the breaching of the singularity-locking and other fucking with wormholes and stuff that is its main feature.
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laser focusing is a issue, too
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lasers would be much more common, if the tech in-verse was capable of focusing them at long range
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but they aren't, so they're knife-fight range weapons. A Collapsiter is a mass driver variant, though, and presumably you can tune the detonation range by varying the hole mass.
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wait, is the hole formed during launch or during 'detonation'?
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if it's during detonation near the target, a laser payload would probably deliver more energy... except IIRC, a component of armor is a thermal superconductor, and you tend to win a laser knifefight when the opponent is boiling in their tin can and re-enacting Star Trek console explosions.
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driver-launched lasers would require a lot more resources to achieve the same result, since there isn't a easy way to take advantage of the projectile's kinetic energy to pump the laser. So Collapsiter still comes out ahead, i think.
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wait, is the hole formed during launch or during 'detonation'?
DSD [He/They] 04/30/2021 8:18 AM
During detonation, I think, you'd need a pretty big black hole to last any appreciable time.
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that was my thought too, that'd be seconds to minutes lifeime, mass drivers don't get projectiles fast enough for significant time dilation
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which would be a extremely high-mass hole, probably more than the rest of the ship
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:19 AM
artificial ergosphere accelerators might be pretty good at speeding a black hole up
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(tangental, but now i'm wondering if it'd be possible to create a electromagnetic braking system and use it to pump a laser.)
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(i mean, sure, you can brake a projectile in something as weak as the solar magnetic field. But over a distance of, say, 100,000 km where your laser will be in useful range? Not so easy.) (edited)
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(... maybe you could use the opponent's defense field against them? Except, that's all pseudo-gravity, not sure how you'd extract energy from then deflecting the projectile.)
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[okay, new idea. You can't focus a laser at ship-fight distances. But if you launch a secondary focusing system out of your mass drivers...]
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But then you get the problem of focusing the laser on the secondary focusing system.
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DSD [He/They] 04/30/2021 8:52 AM
Sounds neat, but also vulnerable to PD.
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(Unless it's quite large, but that'd be its own problem)
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it depends on how tenuous you can make the focusing system
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:53 AM
Remote optics do work. But they have certain constraints, mostly related to being close to the enemy.
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you can have a projectile unfold during flight, and if it was nothing more than foil or netting or something it could get pretty big, kilometers across
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but optics isn't my forte, i don't know what you would need for a focusing system or how thick it would have to be
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:55 AM
mirror is mirror
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I have a couple of mirrors that are just foil.
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true, thin-foil mirror could get big, and wouldn't be particularly complicated
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:55 AM
(the glass on household mirrors is for durability)
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(strictly speaking you need only… eh, probably a couple microns thickness for visible light? any more is just for structure)
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and on the plus side, having a large size would be a advantage. A plain mirror couldn't focus a ship-combat-intensity beam, it would saturate immediately, you'd need something more exotic (and expensive, and bulky)
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but if the beam has spread out, you can use a plain metal-foil mirror because the intensity is so low
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:57 AM
a large size means you can have tiny optics on your beam gun, and also minor damage to the remote won't cripple it
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this too
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 8:58 AM
intensity
note that you're handling a certain intensity within your laser optics anyway
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and most of the wacky ultra-high-intensity mirrors are likely to do bad things to your beam quality
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i don't know how intense ship-board lasers are, but presumably they're intense enough that it would immediately saturate any conventional glass or similar
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actually i think they're phased-array lasers, iirc
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 9:00 AM
phased arrays naturally have very large areas, so their intensity is pretty low
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unless you start driving it all crazy-like, anyway
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i'm not sure which part are the lasers, here, but its probably either the large white domes-on-a-stick, or the little black nubs dotting the armor
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- just checked the article on it, it's the little black nubs
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DSD [He/They] 04/30/2021 9:03 AM
And plasma lasers generated over the hull iirc, or is that now non-canon?
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 9:03 AM
that is some insane manufacturing tolerances
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like tens-of-nanometers across the whole length of the ship level insane
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Isn't each black disk itself a phased array, instead of all of them collectively being a phased array?
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i suspect that's it, yeah
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 9:05 AM
…hm, scale
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a collective phased array, on a combat vessel... yeah, that's unlikely
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370 meters length
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Here, have a spec sheet… (certain items omitted pending further detail work). DRAKE-CLASS FRIGATE Operated by: Empire of the Star & client-states (export model only). Type: Frigate, Gener…
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so those are maybe, a meter or two across?
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 9:07 AM
eh seems plausible enough to me that they'd only match weapons intensities at knife-fight ranges then
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or rather, since knife-fight range is defined by their range, it seems plausible that knife-fight is where it is
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/30/2021 9:11 AM
Also those are PD lasers - IIRC frigates don't generally have lasers intended to do much other than PD. Cruisers and battleships would, but even those are short-ranged compared to mass drivers - just longer than PD range. (Which is where the superconducting armor comes in)
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knife-fight range is <200,000 km i think
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So, I gather more’n a few laser fans are coming to visit these days, so just to save time, here’s the canonical reason that lasers are the ‘verse’s secondary weapons system,…
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/30/2021 9:27 AM
I'm guessing that the supersonic-drilling and ionization problems (as mentioned by Ru in the comments there) are why lasers can dice up thermal-superconductor-armored ships at sufficiently close range? (edited)
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(Also why AKV lasers and laser warheads potentially still pose a threat?)
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2021 9:28 AM
yeah at high enough intensities their effects are no longer thermal
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something something coulomb explosion
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happy may day everyone
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something something first something something star-wars reference
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... wait, no, that's the fourth.
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THIS IS THE MAY.
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Suddenly become curious: How many is the number of Logarchy governing the Empire? How do Logarchy and Ministry interact with each other?
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What are the most (in)famous Legions of the Empire?
Well, if we're talking specifically infamous for a moment, there's the 31st ("Hellhounds"), the 56th ("Firestorm Riders"), the 74th ("God Slayers"), the 76th ("Legion of the Dead"), the 83rd ("Nightstalkers"), the 90th ("Dark Blades"), and the 98th ("Swords of Disaster"). [Amusingly, mere unusual weapon specialists like the 109th ("Death Cloud") don't qualify for this list.]
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To elaborate: * The 31st are specialists in operations behind enemy lines, sabotage in particular, and are notoriously crazy by most standards. * The 56th and 98th are terror specialists. Enough said. * The 74th are applied eschatologists. They're the ones who go in against Vingean Powers when death is on the line. * The 76th is the penal legion. You volunteer for it to die, and the Legion will send you where you can do so most usefully. * The 83rd and 90th are military-trained assassins.
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DSD [He/They] 05/03/2021 12:07 PM
So what sort of tactics/equipment do the 74th use?
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(Other than, I presume, lots of antimatter)
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Amusingly enough: warminds and ignorance.
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Which is to say: your best offense is a commander smart enough to outthink the Power, and your best defense is not to possess any information that might be used against you.
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Squaring this particular circle is, shall we say, fun .
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The Empire has a penal legion?
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Yeah. It works with the "chains and pyres" version of the death penalty; basically, if the prisoner is repentant and willing to cooperate, they can have the sentence commuted from "execution without honor" to "earn an honorable death by volunteering for incredibly risky tasks until they kill you". The 76th makes up a lot of the latter contingent. (edited)
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Of course, they retain the right to opt out at any time.
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tbh if you have to die, the 79th sounds like the most awesome way to go
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as they probably get the less nice tools as well
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due to being on "do not return at all" missions
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What about orbit-diving w/o a heat shield?
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as they probably get the less nice tools as well
But not to the degree that they might fail because of that lack of sufficient equipment, right?
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nah, i was assuming more fun but less clean weaponry. more deniability, so you can fight (even) dirty(er)
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Yeah. It works with the "chains and pyres" version of the death penalty; basically, if the prisoner is repentant and willing to cooperate, they can have the sentence commuted from "execution without honor" to "earn an honorable death by volunteering for incredibly risky tasks until they kill you". The 76th makes up a lot of the latter contingent. (edited)
... combining this with the imperial penchant for hypercompetence, do they produce "dragonslayer" types (per warhammer fantasy dwarf lore, which has a similar military catagory) - people who are trying to die with honour in this way who repeatedly fail due to being actually just sufficently skilled to not die?
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... combining this with the imperial penchant for hypercompetence, do they produce "dragonslayer" types (per warhammer fantasy dwarf lore, which has a similar military catagory) - people who are trying to die with honour in this way who repeatedly fail due to being actually just sufficently skilled to not die?
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everytime i see that picture i want to strangle him with his chains
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/04/2021 12:56 PM
why?
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because he's a bad person?
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i dunno, i think its kinda clever
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i mean, sure, at face value it's obviously uh... Not sure the right word, pretentious, maybe?
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but it's supposed to be, isn't it? That sort of shtick is intentional with rap music.
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part of rap music is ego, it's about going on about how much better you are than everyone else. So as a poster for rap music, it's pretty well done.
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A weird question occurred to me this morning - In the Empire, if you use someone else's stuff without their consent, that's meddlement. But what if you use their stuff without consent because, at the time, there was no way to contact the soph whose stuff it is (or an authorized proxy); you then contact them as soon as it becomes possible, and they grant consent? Is that still meddlement, is that a mitigating circumstance, or what?
While there are a very few very strictly defined exceptions (primarily, the one involving people who are too insane to consent to being treated for being insane unless you first make them not-insane so you can get an answer to the question), you are usually safe to assume that retroactive consent is no consent at all.
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I suspect it is still meddlement, though there might be emergency clauses. In fact, I suspect an emergency might be the only time that you couldn't get in touch.
Even in an emergency. Now, in an absolutely genuine emergency you can plead justification (which the Curial courts permit you to do to absolutely any charge), on the basis that since the situation in question would have invoked the binding Responsibility of Common Defense on the part of the absent citizen-shareholder, then this particular case qualifies under the "or for the immediate public safety" clause, and be officially declared as Having Done The Right Thing. But like all special exceptions and allowances, it is something deemed worthy of review when it happens, because it's not supposed to be necessary.
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"Be prepared," and all that.
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Sir John Cowperthwaite? Sir John was Financial Secretary, but the point stands. (edited)
That's the chap!
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miners union?
A typical guild in the Imperial tradition is, hm, sort of half a union. It's like a professional association in that it promotes the preservation and sharing of knowledge related to the profession and craft, like a certification body in that it assures professional standards, like a Friendly Society in that it can help insure its members against the unexpected, arrange mutual aid, assist with the foundation of new businesses, that sort of thing, and like a union inasmuch as it represents its members in certain types of dispute; if you're going up against a guildsman when it comes to matters within his profession, which includes things like the quality of his work, safety standards, all that sort of thing, then you're going up against the whole guild. Of course, they're also very picky about that sort of thing, so the sword can occasionally be a little double-edged.
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On the other hand, the other half of the job (although in some professions the guilds may get into this too) is the role of professional contract brokers like, say, Service Gate, ICC. To a large extent, the fundamental claim unions make is that they know how to manage labor better than management does. That's what these companies do: they're the middlemen in the labor business, the people who match up work-needed with the people who can do it, handle the human resources sophont synarchy issues, and live or die by their ability to make good on that particular claim by ensuring both sides of each contract walk away satisfied.
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(Or, more literally, it's outside-the-Empire cousin, Corvée Muster, ICC, which specializes in delivering "blue-collar" labor to its commercial clients. They have a well-earned reputation for being brutally demanding of both sides of the equation, but their benefits are second to none.)
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Ah, sorry. I was wondering if there was a minimum size of the warhead, and whether it was nuke-like point-blank-space-range, or more.
I haven't computed the strict minimum size - beyond the minimum size of a kugelblitz per se - but the limiter is likely to be the lifespan of the hole and whether it will stick around long enough for the tidal effects to be useful.
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and a kbbh you can make with anything smaller than a dyson swarm is going to be microscopic
The batteries are Very Special .
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What’s the Vonnies’ Fifth Directorate equivalent called again?
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Exception Management Group, I think.
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That’s what I thought that it was...
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Fascinating. May you mind to provide a sampling of ontological weapons?
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... huh, that just gave me a idea for a great/awful weapon
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Fascinating. May you mind to provide a sampling of ontological weapons?
At its simplest, an ontoamnestic forgets that you exist. So you don't.
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the Rolkifier implies that either concepts are a property that exists and can be edited, or otherwise sufficiently advanced ontotechnology can pretend that they do
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the Rolkifier only adds/removes a concept 'pointer' from a object, but what if it's possible to edit the concepts themselves?
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or delete them
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that are the more destructive ontotech weapons
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"we decided that everything was alright, so it was"
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It should be considered typical of the field that an ontoamnestic is considered a fairly minor example of the art.
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(A even stronger potential application - it appears that conscious minds interpret concepts directly regardless of physicality. See: the ability to Rolkify a object such that anyone can recognize the Rolkyness, without any other changes. This suggests that minds are conceptual in nature, and as such can themselves be directly edited or deleted. And who even knows what happens if you add a conceptual-pointer for a mind to any other object.)
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[for anyone who doesn't know what the Rolkifier is: https://eldraeverse.com/2019/11/14/rolk-on/]
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that thing would be so useful for tagging things.
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@Overmind Do you have a plan to create the map of Eliéra?
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(A even stronger potential application - it appears that conscious minds interpret concepts directly regardless of physicality. See: the ability to Rolkify a object such that anyone can recognize the Rolkyness, without any other changes. This suggests that minds are conceptual in nature, and as such can themselves be directly edited or deleted. And who even knows what happens if you add a conceptual-pointer for a mind to any other object.)
Morgrim Moon 05/05/2021 5:31 AM
Well. Remember that the Precursor dragons managed to disappear in a way that, to my best knowledge, left no remains for the Eldrae to find. And the Eldrae have pre-uplift Homo erectus (?) remains. So there is a good chance the Precursors did, in fact, manage to delete themselves
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I thought they did find some semi-silicoid impossibly large dragon skeletons?
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Not to mention the lingering ontopathic effects.
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"And here is the crater where the Precursors attempted to derolkify an object by brute force after their attempts to duplicate artifact Spirel-1,147 failed."
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Oh, much worse.
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Dragon-dreams warped reality. In some places the dreams linger, dreaming themselves. And any poor sod who wanders into them. (edited)
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Careful, HP Lovecraft, you might cut yourself on that edge 😛
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So, has the Republic run into Precursor aftermath anywhere?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/05/2021 11:02 PM
All that titillating mystery almost makes me regret not having Precursors of any kind in IAC. Almost.
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0111narwhalz 05/05/2021 11:07 PM
be the precursors you want to see in the world
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"In this year's latest from Eye-In-The-Flame Arms' Directorate of Entertaining Research, the UNSLEEPING NIGHTMARE milspec selective ontology evocation system. For those combat engineering applications where nothing else will do the job."
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And no memetic technology can force someone to believe anything. Are 'certainty-level persuasive communicators' not considered memetic technology?
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They are, but the thing is, a certainty-level persuasive communicator can't force you to believe anything, in the most technical sense imaginable. If there is any possible combination of argument and circumstances which would lead to you believing a thing, it can brute-force its way to it and use that to persuade you with essentially guaranteed success, but that's not the same thing. (This is the essential difference between a CLPC and a YGBM.)
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ah, fair enough, that makes sense
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what kinds of art do the citizens of the empire like?
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Celeritous Exit (snakeheading)
what they do? I kinda don't get snakeheading. People smuggling for rescue/refuge?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/07/2021 10:35 AM
what we call "coyotes" in america
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I doubt eldraic snakeheads would be slavers as often as human ones are. Though I wouldn’t put it past some to offer indenture as payment.
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Those types have largely been driven out of the market by those with an ideological commitment against people being owned by fuckheads.
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(A even stronger potential application - it appears that conscious minds interpret concepts directly regardless of physicality. See: the ability to Rolkify a object such that anyone can recognize the Rolkyness, without any other changes. This suggests that minds are conceptual in nature, and as such can themselves be directly edited or deleted. And who even knows what happens if you add a conceptual-pointer for a mind to any other object.)
Oh, it gets really creepifying if you assume the possibility of anticonceptual ontopathics. I mean, it's one thing for the Holy Empire to be caught up in a Holy War. Infidels and heretics fight against God's Chosen all the time and it only makes 'em more fanatical, because a religion is a concept, an idea, and you can't kill an idea. <deploys the anticonceptual bomb> And then suddenly the Holy Empire is nothing but a bunch of folks with holes in their minds where faith and dogma used to be, along with a pile of very important buildings now without purpose, books void of meaning, symbols having no referents, and a giant collective existential crisis. Have a nice day.
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(Anticonceptual ontopathics are almost certainly never-canon, because they rapidly make the universe Nobilis-level weird in ways that are unlikely to be fun; i.e., once a realistic plot for solving all the universe's problems is literally building a right-angles-to-reality Special Weapons Package to nuke the shit out of the Platonic ideal of "Problem".)
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((This may or may not be the result of the Platonic ideal of "anticonceptual weapons" invariably being an early casualty of any coherent universe's primordial Ontology Wars.))
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0111narwhalz 05/07/2021 2:22 PM
auto-antirealization
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"I used the ontopathics to destroy the ontopathics."
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"the what?"
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Bitterness-class involuntary protectorate enforcement vessels: CS Bitterness of the Vanquished CS Regret of the Subjugated CS Woe of the Conquered CS Anguish of the Overthrown
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DSD [He/They] 05/09/2021 6:04 PM
I love that 'special knife to kill your own wounded and incinerate the bodies' makes perfect sense with the Eldraeverse's tech.
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Things to do: go through every post on the blog and compose the "Does This Look Like A Direct Extrapolation Of 21st Century 'Capitalism' To You?" corrective reading starter kit.
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(Volunteers welcome. Will be credited in the FAQ.)
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why the quotation marks?
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Which ones?
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'Capitalism'
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wasn't aware we weren't living under capitalism right now (edited)
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Because most people who use the term capitalism couldn't define capitalism with both hands and a complete library of every economic theory book ever published.
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And since I'm referring to the fuzzy-bullshit definition above, not the precise technical definition, it gets the quotes. Or else it gets the hose again.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/10/2021 9:02 PM
What brought this concern on?
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Idjits with exceptionally poor reading comprehension, as per usual.
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Seems like it would be nice to have a FAQ-U to point ‘em at.
Hexer joined the server. 05/11/2021 7:08 AM
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Greetings, esteemed ones.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2021 7:50 AM
Greetings!
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welcome!
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Hi. Your profile picture is quite cool.
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Thank you.
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Meanwhile your server lost his.
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But ya I tend to go for avatars that both look cool and don't look too much one thing. Like I'd never to an explicit TV show or game avi.
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It's like wearing smart casual. You might look out of place but never too out of place.
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Idjits with exceptionally poor reading comprehension, as per usual.
Although, in a reality-defying exception to normal experience, my recommendation for Starmoth has been up for almost a full day and I haven't had to bitch-slap the stupid out of anyone yet. What is this sorcery?
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BluejayHurricane 05/11/2021 10:36 AM
I’ve been debugging GPS stuff. I’ll get to it eventually.
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Although, in a reality-defying exception to normal experience, my recommendation for Starmoth has been up for almost a full day and I haven't had to bitch-slap the stupid out of anyone yet. What is this sorcery?
BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2021 11:22 AM
there doesn't seem to be that much starmoth content
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There's not a whole lot yet, but what there is so far is, I deem, Very Promising.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/11/2021 6:46 PM
I read a bunch, and I won't be reading any more. For some reason I can't determine, it irritates me.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2021 6:48 PM
??
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are we still talking about Starmoth?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/11/2021 6:51 PM
I am.
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I for one very much welcome the recommendation of Starmoth
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it's got some nice flavor
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though I can probably see what areas that might irritate some people (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 05/11/2021 10:12 PM
It’s beautiful, and if I got to keep my keyboard and my head, I might even be interested, I think. But they seem the sort that would respect a decision to leave.
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And there’s none of the vindictiveness. I shall enjoy the read, even if it irks me.
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for the latest post, discourse doesn't show the image, only the main site.
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DSD [He/They] 05/12/2021 3:25 AM
The spice way's a cool idea. Which hub'd Sol be closest to? (edited)
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In the spirit of HALPING, here's the Spice Way Program, Annotated Ape Edition:
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So, um, yeah. The Transveil.
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for the latest post, discourse doesn't show the image, only the main site.
Working as intended, closed WONTFIX. (Seriously, the Discourse plugin publishes truncated excerpts as a convenience to start comment threads; it's not intended to be a post duplicator. It's not the main site, it never will be the main site, and it should not be used as the main site.)
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I will comment that at least to me, it always feels a bit of a pain in order to find the link that takes you from the discourse post to the main site (as the latter is the one and Proper place of posting); until the above was commented on this morning, I didn't actually realize that the discourse was actually different from the main site.
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DSD [He/They] 05/12/2021 12:42 PM
At first I thought the Core read 'Galactic Core Bar'. Would be a nice place to go for drinks for the radiotolerant.
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I will comment that at least to me, it always feels a bit of a pain in order to find the link that takes you from the discourse post to the main site (as the latter is the one and Proper place of posting); until the above was commented on this morning, I didn't actually realize that the discourse was actually different from the main site.
Hmrph. That might be something I can do something about. I'll look through the plugin docs.
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Hmrph. That might be something I can do something about. I'll look through the plugin docs.
Appreciate it. As it is, there are links, either the "originally published at" at the top, or if you click to see the Full Post, and there's another link at the bottom under "related posts". But at least for me personally, they really don't "pop" out. They're both with much smaller fonts, and really not much suggestion that "this is the full article, the discourse.group is just here for commentary management".
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0111narwhalz 05/12/2021 1:18 PM
Maybe it should be made more clear that the Discourse hosts an excerpt
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If by my 36-point redtext I can convey that, I will.
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Toqati Congery of Communes is from where?
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Morgrim Moon 05/12/2021 7:39 PM
I am amusing myself imagining the Tranveil in progress of construction, and the excited Imperial reaction when a species has managed to communicate with the first newly constructed hub! ...and it's from the greenlife planet?! This entire project is getting off to a cracking start
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/12/2021 8:48 PM
until they actually get to know us
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Morgrim Moon 05/12/2021 9:44 PM
Well. They'd be very pleased with the REST of the biosphere at least?
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"bio....sphere?"
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Morgrim Moon
Well. They'd be very pleased with the REST of the biosphere at least?
Not after what we’ve done to it.
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"Oh, gods, what have you asshats done to this perfectly nice planet?"
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Incidentally, the last two stories I recall reading are about renewed wolf culls and a flood of dogs being returned to shelters because, y'know, the pandemic is done and pets only have instrumental value to humans. (ObImperial: "If this is that 'empathy' and 'emotional intelligence' you people claim to prize so much, y'all can keep it, 'cause it appears to transform you into a race of total bastards.") As such, my first thought on that scenario is that canis lupus sapiens is going to want certain words with certain someones. Also certain bullets. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/13/2021 12:01 PM
Gah.
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But mass pet returns explain why the people I'm dealing with regarding adopting a cat are being very, very serious about the contract terms.
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Like, oddly so.
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And the whales are going to be pissed .
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I mean, first contact is always awkward, but it gets a bit more awkward when one party is all, ah, "My name is Balaenoptera musculus . You ate my cousin. Prepare to die."
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And that party is the one with the supercavitating implosion torpedoes.
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(At least this would probably not end up heading off into the unseen ending to Star Trek IV where the space whale civilization demands "100,000 of your fattest humans" as tribute, on the grounds that turnabout is fair play when it comes to harpooning and rendering. Probably.)
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...actually, I suspect the "good ending" might be something like the backstory of the Uplift universe, in which the Terragens Council adopt a vigorous policy of "quick, cover up absolutely everything ".
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Why is it there are not neo-orangutans? 😁
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Lack of paleo-orangutans.
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(Makes ‘em sound like they’re dieting.)
The Face Of Goonery joined the server. 05/14/2021 10:44 AM
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DSD [He/They] 05/14/2021 10:46 AM
Hi.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/14/2021 10:54 AM
waves
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Oh boy. Greetings.
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 11:58 AM
hey
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Incidentally, the last two stories I recall reading are about renewed wolf culls and a flood of dogs being returned to shelters because, y'know, the pandemic is done and pets only have instrumental value to humans. (ObImperial: "If this is that 'empathy' and 'emotional intelligence' you people claim to prize so much, y'all can keep it, 'cause it appears to transform you into a race of total bastards.") As such, my first thought on that scenario is that canis lupus sapiens is going to want certain words with certain someones. Also certain bullets. (edited)
meanwhile, i present goblin, the happiest little catch from last august
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 1:42 PM
cute kitty
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yes, the cutest
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 1:42 PM
no. mine is
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nope
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 1:42 PM
let our cats fight to determine who is best
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/14/2021 1:43 PM
mew
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mine holds my hand and sleeps on it
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and she's a feisty little ball of teeth and claws when she wants to
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 1:43 PM
mine likes to chew on my feet
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lol
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"mmmh, cheese"
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gib hand, no take!
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 1:45 PM
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mine still fits in one hand
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well, goblin is too volatile for that. no way to hold her like that :D
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meanwhile, i present goblin, the happiest little catch from last august
Adorable!
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yes she is. and she knows it and abuses it to get my attention whenever she wants :D
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The Face Of Goonery 05/14/2021 6:31 PM
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A monitor-type starship with a cloaking device, named Surprise, Motherfucker . (edited)
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 10:34 PM
How even would a cloaking device supposedly work? I've always wondered about that
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there's a sort of cloaking device in-verse
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iirc it essentially works like a offshoot of how a warp drive operates; it distorts space, but instead of stretching/shrinking to increase effective speed, it creates a bubble connected by a thin neck
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downside: it overheats in a fraction of a second because its power hungry and has nowhere to put heat
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 11:00 PM
if it overheats that fast then what's it good for
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nothing
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From: Capt. Isvieve Kalyn, Procurement, Resplendent Exponential Vector To: Adm. Gilad Tsurilen, Bureau of Innovation Subject: FAT NINJA progress report Security: SECRET (GREEN) FAT NINJA Developmen…
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(i don't quite get the miliseconds timescale, though. It's somewhat ambiguous, but if 'prototype' in that middle means just the device itself, not the entire testing drone ship that contains it, then if you could improve the cooling/heat exporting systems you could run it on a ship for at least a little time. But if it means the entire ship can't contain the heat for more than miliseconds... That's not a useful device, that's a elaborate electric resistor bomb. Hardly matters if the bubble traps the heat, you couldn't vent that much heat even if the entire surface of the ship was plated in red-hot radiators.) (edited)
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 11:06 PM
That's why I dont bother with any attempt at stealth whatsoever in my setting.. stealth in space just doesnt work well, doable to not be seen when in "idle mode" but the moment anything that uses much power gets activated.. it becomes a glowing beacon (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2021 11:09 PM
"nooo there's no stealth in space" "haha active stealth go AUGH MY EYES"
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 11:09 PM
Exactly
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if you have a sufficiently powerful engine
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VIS, UV and XRAY band active jamming :) (edited)
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they cant see you if you just melt the sensors off from glowing so hard (edited)
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0111narwhalz 05/16/2021 11:12 PM
also: They can't see you coming if you leave no witnesses
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The Face Of Goonery 05/16/2021 11:12 PM
eh just pack enough UREBs and witnesses wont be an issue
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Stealth in space == hacking the space traffic control network to delete all evidence that you were ever there.
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(i don't quite get the miliseconds timescale, though. It's somewhat ambiguous, but if 'prototype' in that middle means just the device itself, not the entire testing drone ship that contains it, then if you could improve the cooling/heat exporting systems you could run it on a ship for at least a little time. But if it means the entire ship can't contain the heat for more than miliseconds... That's not a useful device, that's a elaborate electric resistor bomb. Hardly matters if the bubble traps the heat, you couldn't vent that much heat even if the entire surface of the ship was plated in red-hot radiators.) (edited)
All starships radiate heat all the time. Where is that heat going to go inside a closed bubble that functions as a de facto perfect mirror? Right back at you. (edited)
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Hemisphere whose open end points away from the sensors in question, maybe. How does Quechra cool? Neutrinos were mentioned.
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Very large neutrino pumps which dump entropy in the form of highly entropic neutrino showers. This is, of course, not at all stealthy; Qechra lights up neutrino detectors at astronomical distances. (edited)
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Shower means about as directional and collimated as your average bonfire, yes?
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(And you will note that starship standard sensor suites include nedar systems, because they conveniently let you localize the power systems of habs and starships even when they're on the wrong side of celestial bodies.)
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Because if neutrino pumps were a thing, you could at least point them away from your target.
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Sure, but that's just another form of generalized directional stealth.
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(And the problem with directional stealth is that the number of OPFOR which will give you the luxury of only looking at you from one direction is within delta of none.) There is also a question of how much extra energy you're willing to expend pumping low-grade heat up to your neutrino pumps, which only really work well at serious scale, but really, that's just engineering. The former is the major problem with the concept.
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All starships radiate heat all the time. Where is that heat going to go inside a closed bubble that functions as a de facto perfect mirror? Right back at you. (edited)
This is true, starships do radiate heat all the time. But the prototype can function for miliseconds at most. I would put the upper end of "how long does it take a spike in heat production to reach the radiators" at >1 second, meaning that the prototype is just flat out overwhelming internal heat storage and transference. In other words, the ship doesn't explode because of inability to radiate heat. It explodes because there's a bomb inside it that happens to do something elaborate while exploding.
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They're not testing the prototype at scale, you realize.
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a exotic cooling system could help. Neutrinos would be good, actually. They're so weakly interacting that it hardly matters if you fill the bubble with them, they won't interact with your ship even if they bounce around for days.
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i kinda thought it was to scale, yes
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Nope. You don't want to test at scale until you know that it works.
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Otherwise you are just burning money and time on overpriced testbeds.
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or at least, the figure of 'miliseconds to thermal failure' was also a good ballpark figure for a full-sized model. Lots of things will suffer thermal failure very quickly if you're looking at them in isolation; your computer's CPU will overheat within seconds without that heat sink and fan attached.
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... or is it radiator and fan. Both, i guess.
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Also, I suspect you are grossly underestimating the amount of energy it takes to bend space into a polypoid claudication.
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i mean, "the prototype does it for a fraction of a second before literally exploding from thermal overload" sounds like a appropriate amount
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(This is also why neutrino cooling isn't going to help you much. Neutrinos are weakly interacting, but they do interact. Even if we magically handwave away the heat, it won't be long at the requisite power levels before the ever-growing density of neutrinos is more than sufficient to give every sophont, computer, and microstructured object within the cloak lethal radiation syndrome. (edited)
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i'm not sure if it varies by flavor, but isn't a good ballpark figure for the absorption of neutrinos "1 lightyear of lead for 50% interaction probability"?
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which, restated, means that while flying through lead, it takes an average of a year for a neutrino to interact.
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Which should give you some idea of just how many neutrinos you're gonna be putting out.
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I mean, how much entropy do you think you can cram into one neutrino, anyway?
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not a lot, but i feel like you're going to run out of fuel before you can make that many
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i have to run the numbers though
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okay, assumptions: I don't know the energy of the neutrinos produced, assuming 1 MeV (KE, ignoring rest mass for simplicity) I don't know the precise rate of interaction, going by a paper i just pulled up and skimmed the intro, i'm saying 10^-18 per meter of lead I'm assuming interact = dump all of its energy into the target My target "too much" dose is 1 Gy Not going to muck about with the more complex geometry that comes from being inside a bubble with neutrinos from all directions. 1m^3 block of lead, neutrinos going through perpendicularly. # Gy = particle energy * interaction chance * particle count / interaction mass (Gy measures dose per mass) particle count = # Gy * interaction mass / (particle energy * interaction chance) (1 J/kg) * (11,342 kg) / ( ( 1.6 * 10^-13 J) * (10^-18) ) = 7.8 * 10^34 neutrinos
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but
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that assumes that they all pass through only once
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in a enclosed area, dealing with dose over time, the figure is less
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....okay, now I know one of the reasons lossless transmutation between matter and energy will never turn up in-'verse. Once you have that tech, you can run a hot mass => ... => slightly more mass at much lower temperature cycle and get rid of the heat without radiating.
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how to treat area... okay, lets say that the cloaking field is a sphere with a diameter of about 50 meters, for a volume of about 500k cubic meters The lead still has a volume of 1 cubic meter Complications with geometry are ignored, and it's simply assumed the neutrinos are perfectly evenly distributed throughout the volume The interaction rate is simplified to the time taken to pass through the lead, and geometrical considerations are also ignored, so it's just the time taken for a near-lightspeed particle to travel 1 meter. So interaction frequency, per neutrino, is: interactions per second per particle = (interaction area volume / total volume) * (1 meter / speed of light) (1 m^3/500,000 m^3) * (1 m/300,000,000 m/s) = 6.7 * 10^-15 interactions per particle/s
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we'll set our "too much" dose at 1 Gy per hour, so taking the previous formula and adjusting it: For clarity i'm renaming "interactions per particle" to "flythroughs", since its not a interaction, just the particle having a chance to interact flythroughs per hour = flythroughs per second * 60 (seconds per minute) * 60 (minutes per hour) = 2.4 * 10^-11 Gy per hour = particle energy * interaction chance * flythroughs per hour * particle count / interaction mass particle count = Gy per hour * interaction mass / (particle energy * interaction chance * flythroughs per hour) (1 h*J/kg) * (11,342 kg) / ( ( 1.6 * 10^-13 J) * (10^-18) * (2.4 * 10^-11 * h)) = 3 * 10^45 neutrinos
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since the KE is 1 MeV, and that makes the total mass per neutrino about 1.1MeV (~100 KeV rest mass). The ratio between electronvolts and kilograms is about 1.8 * 10^-36, so total mass is (3 * 10^45 neutrinos) * (1.1 * 10^6 electronvolts per neutrino) * (1.8 * 10^-36 electronvolts per kilogram) = 6 * 10^15 kilograms of neutrinos
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that's 6,000,000,000,000 tons of neutrinos.
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Even if, between the rounding and optimistic simplifications, the actual figure is six orders of magnitude less than this, this is still more than twice the mass of a Leviathan-class dreadnought: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/09/05/leviathan-awake/
LEVIATHAN-CLASS DREADNOUGHT Operated by: Empire of the Star Type: Dreadnought, General Operations Construction: Palaxias Fleet Yards Length: 3 km Beam (avg.): 0.8 km Z-Beam (avg.): 0.6 km Dry mass:…
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in which i conclude: You can't kill yourself by sitting in a bubble with neutrinos, and if you can, you should instead figure out how the technology is letting you pull mass energy (in the form of neutrinos) out of nothing and then sell it
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:44 AM
counterpoint: optics are reversible, and you're generating those neutrinos somehow. something which emits radiation is necessarily opaque to that radiation
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(i kinda figured this would be the case. My initial thought was "the go-to for death-by-neutrions would be a supernova, where you get a fatal dose at something like 1 AU. And supernovas convert a notable portion of their mass-energy to energy, and for that sorta star 1 AU is inside the star(
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this is true
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if you have a neutrino-scope on board, it's going to melt, and the thing emitting the neutrinos is probably going to be unhappy
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but if you can solve those problems somehow, you're golden
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:45 AM
It's the same reason you can't stack radiators.
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but something emitting neutrinos doesn't, inherently, have to also interact with them strongly
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:46 AM
It has to interact with them exactly as strongly as it emits.
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something that sees them, does, but you can just not bring your neutrino-scope. Or turn it off, or something.
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:46 AM
Emission is the same as absorption.
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yes but we don't know the exact mechanism, it can be time-variant
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the problem is greatly reduced if it only interacts during emission
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since it will only spend a relative fraction of its time emitting, that or its so tiny that it won't be hit by a significant portion
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:47 AM
Pretty sure it averages out to the same
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counterpoint: nuclear reactors glow like the dickuns in neutrinos, bright enough that you can see them in contrast to the sun. They don't, to the best of my knowledge, have a notable neutrino absorption above that of a lump of inert matter of the same size/shape
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but admittedly "how much of a neutrino shadow does a nuclear reactor cast" is not a question that comes up much
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:50 AM
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okay there might be ways around it…
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though maybe i should run the numbers
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make sure that it's not like
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a objectively miniscule amount of neutrinos
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bright is a relative term
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:52 AM
if you make it emit as part of an irreversible process, neutrinos will come out but be unable to drive the process in reverse
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wikipedia says a average reactor will spew like 5% of its power output in neutrinos, which is something like 10^21-10^22 per second
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:53 AM
the problem is… that means your radiators will involve an irreversible process
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and in doing so, they might generate more entropy than they reject :V
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while the neutrino flux from the sun is around 10^15 per square meter going by a random paper, so nuclear reactor production is comparable.
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so yeah you'd probably expect a neutrino shadow from a reactor if its reversible
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but yeah, we don't know how the neutrino production works, so its up in the air
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but everything else is fine. Are neutrino mirrors a thing? Could you put the neutrino generator in a box that reduces the neutrino flux inside but still lets them exit to the rest of the bubble?
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:57 AM
Okay now that I am confident in.
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Optics are reversible.
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yes but it doesn't have to be ordinary optics
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:57 AM
No arrangement of passive optics can increase the intensity beyond the original surface.
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but the source is not necessarily unidirectional
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:58 AM
Mirrors and lenses or no, it's a fundamental property of "things wot bounce rays around"
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if the source is directional you could do it, but if its omnidirectional you can't yeah
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it comes down to "we don't know much about how the source works" again
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:59 AM
Well, you can use optics to transform an omnidirectional source to a unidirectional source.
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So that's not important.
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Explanation here. Photon or neutrino, they behave the same. https://what-if.xkcd.com/145/
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right, hmm. I was thinking that if you basically made a mirrored sphere with a tiny hole you could create a asymmetry, but no, reducing the paths in reduces the paths out too, so ambient neutrinos would fill it and the density would match
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... although
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this assumes infinite time, doesn't it
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:01 AM
A sphere with a tiny hole is an excellent blackbody
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over finite time, a asymmetry can be maintained
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a mirrored sphere with a tiny hole would reach equilibrium more slowly than empty space; any ray trying to enter or exit must first happen upon a subset of paths that enter or exit. This subset becomes arbitrarily small as the size of the hole decreases
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a single particle would only trace finite paths in finite time, so a sphere with a tiny hole will delay equilibrium.
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:04 AM
However, it reaches equilibrium within the sphere more quickly. And then the hole in the sphere becomes a blackbody.
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but that isn't the case in a hypothetical scenario where there's no emitter, it's just a sphere that's empty of rays/particles and a surrounding void filled with them
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but consider this
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scenario one, you have a space filled with particles/rays which travel at finite speed a-la real particles. You also have a void in the center, completely absent of particles/rays
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once time begins, this void will fill and reach equilibrium (particle density near = to everything else) on a time scale close to the time required for a particle to cross the void
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if you add obstructions, so that only a fraction of rays/particles incident on the central void can reach it, this time scale increases
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yes, with normal optics, they will also reflect inside the cavity and remain in there longer
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and that's unavoidable
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but in the original scenario, the neutrinos are already trapped in a optical cavity that completely contains them
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:12 AM
I just don't see what you hope to achieve by this.
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In fact, you're already dealing with an insulating enclosure with a small aperture: that's the whole point of how this cloacking device works.
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And indeed it will take longer for the particles within the enclosure to exit the enclosure. That's why you cook.
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I don't see how adding another layer helps the issue.
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well, think of it like this. We have the ThingyMaBob that is sensitive to neutrinos, we want to keep them out. For now, we're politely ignoring that it makes neutrinos. Lets say, for simplicity's sake, if a neutrino enters the 1 m^3 sphere that is the ThingyMaBob, it instantly breaks. Even 1 neutrino. We're inside a optical cavity, and we assume that the optics play out such that the neutrinos trace out a random path within it, and there is a specific subset of paths which intersect the Thingy. And the likelyhood that it touches the Thingy in a period of time is, on average: (Total possible paths/Paths that touch the Thingy)* average time per path
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but, if we mirror the surface of the Thingy, we reduce number of paths that touch the thingy
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(assuming there is still a hole. If the surface is perfectly mirrored, then there would be no path to the interior, but we're not doing that)
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so in a scenario with 1 neutrino, mirroring part of the Thingy's surface will increase the average time until the Thingy breaks, compared to not mirroring it.
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proportional to how much the total possible paths to touch the Thingy is reduced
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in infinite time, or with the path being traced infinitely quickly, then yes, the Thingy will break instantly regardless. But nothing has a infinite speed, so this works. Normal optics do not consider the finite speed of light.
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now, how is this useful?
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Well, if we extend to scenario to many neutrinos and a Thingy that wants to have as few neutrinos touching it per unit time, i'm pretty sure it still works.
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everything is in a optical cavity, all neutrinos are always tracing a random path, so interaction rate with any object is directly proportional to the density of the neutrinos in that area of space.
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:25 AM
so let's consider the neutrinos emitted by the Thingy, yes? because that's very important
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but
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we don't know how it works.
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at all.
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i mean literally don't
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the neutrino cooling is something barely elaborated on
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:26 AM
a neutrino is emitted by the Thingy. it bounces around until it either intercepts the Thingy again or escapes.
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yes, i agree, it doesn't work if the Thingy is a neutrino point source
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in fact its worse
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:27 AM
the very same effects which lead to it being unlikely for a neutrino to enter the enclosure? mean it is unlikely for a neutrino to exit the enclosure
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because the same logic works in reverse, reducing the rate at which the smaller cavity reached equilibrium with the larger cavity, which if the emitter is inside the cavity means it gets a higher neutrino density even quicker
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so yes
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if, the neutrino emitter is a point source, it makes the problem worse, not better
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we don't know that, though
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if, for the sake of argument, it can be made to emit neutrinos in a perfectly straight line, we can make a single hole large enough for neutrinos to not interact, aim it through, and it works perfectly
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:29 AM
if it emits neutrinos in a perfectly straight line, they do not contain very much entropy
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and thus it fails its duty as a radiator
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(i.e. an entropy rejection device)
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this is true, but a cloaking device is useful and we did establish that the safe amount of neutrinos is "yes"
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increasing the directionality of the neutrinos might decrease the entropy, but that just means the fuel/power usage takes a hit
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if you can still do it practically at all it might be desirable anyway
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because you can dump as many neutrinos as you want, so long as you have fuel/power
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:31 AM
if you are just dumping large amounts of neutrinos into the enclosure, then what you have is a heat battery, not a radiator which is also sometimes useful, but different
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well, yes
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the entire thing is time limited
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you're using the bubble as a heat battery with a huge capacity
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i mean if neutrinos aren't an option, the alternative is literally heat batteries
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you can't vent heat, plain and simple, since its a cloaking device. It's batteries and only batteries from the point you turn it on
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:32 AM
Directionality is therefore the exact opposite of what you want.
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You want an entropy battery. That means you want the neutrinos to be as "hot" as possible.
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unless making them less hot is more practical, because it lets you creatively reduce the neutrino flux in the only thing which cares about neutrino flux, the neutrino emitter
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:34 AM
No, because if you don't reject entropy into the neutrino ambience then there is no point to the exercise.
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none is not the same as less
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increasing directionality reduces entropy removed. So you have to find a balance; how much neutrino flux can the emitter withstand, vs how can you reduce flux to it by constraining the paths neutrinos take, vs how much does reducing the possible paths of emitted neutrinos reduce the removed entropy and how much does that increase the required number of neutrinos
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unless it's perfectly 1-1 or worse, you still get a better result by finding a balance
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 2:40 AM
You will reach equilibrium with a closed system. Each neutrino emitted carries with it a certain amount of energy, and contributes a certain amount of entropy to the neutrino cloud. By reducing the entropy of the emission, you decrease the entropy per energy of the cloud, and thus reduce its capacity to store entropy.
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yes, but reaching equilibrium requires time, and by cleverly designing the system you can do useful work outside of equilibrium before it reaches it
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as an example, imagine there are no optics or anything to deal with, and that the neutrino emitter is not directional or anything silly
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instead, the cloaking bubble is, instead, one light-minute in diameter
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and the neutrino emitter is at the exact center
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this means that no matter what, the neutrino emitter will receive absolutely no neutron flux from itself for exactly one minute, and as such you can run it for one minute and then turn it off no matter what
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(caveat: speed-of-light problems in forming the bubble makes this trickier, but it's not a dealbreaker)
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this is the core premise of using reflective shapes and constraining the paths out and in to the neutron emitter; you're increasing the time until that equilibrium is reached, and then skipping out before that check is due
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its a closed system, but only temporarily; you can open it at any time, and the thing to optimize is how long you can go before you have to open it.
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and the limited speed of light/entropy and the ability to modify the path of the specific entropy dump used (neutrinos) means you can create clever configurations that would eventually reach equilibrium, but will do so only after a period of time longer than the speed of light distance between them. Potentially arbitrarily long, long enough to be useful
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Optics are reversible.
but you can make arrangements where no (noteworthy amount of) neutrinos actually reverse their trajectory to get back into the radiator
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Eliéran poverty tourism: Invite outworlders to come look for some. Follow them around with a docusphere. Take pictures. Develop toxic levels of smugness. Win very large bets.
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(Give your winnings to the poor. Oh, snap.)
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0111narwhalz 05/17/2021 1:57 PM
"I split my winnings one part to myself, and one part to each poor person in the Empire. So, one way."
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Nah, spend your winnings buying poor people in for'n parts cornucopias. That's both actually helping and shuts up people who complain about your blatant trollery. (Well, not really. But it does defang their complaints when you can be all "see, we used them to help to the people they really should have cared about".)
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The Face Of Goonery 05/17/2021 3:06 PM
I just realized..
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the unmoved monad is just plot armor
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Nah, spend your winnings buying poor people in for'n parts cornucopias. That's both actually helping and shuts up people who complain about your blatant trollery. (Well, not really. But it does defang their complaints when you can be all "see, we used them to help to the people they really should have cared about".)
"with the betting winnings on your stupidity i sent the poor on your world a cornucopia factory"
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DSD [He/They] 05/18/2021 5:24 AM
Isn't that just any reasonably big cornucopia?
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technically it's any cornucipa at all. Making a bigger cornucopia than the one you have is just a matter of making it in pieces and assembling it. (edited)
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but bringing one big enough that just prints smaller ones wholesale is way more flexing (edited)
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i'd expect the big and small ones to look exactly alike besides size
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that brings up a interesting idea
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making identical things is easy/necessary with current manufacturing tech (a assembly line makes one thing and its quite hard to add variation)
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but with a cornucopia, everything is manufactured individually, so there's no reason to make everything the same aside from the fact that it's somewhat easier to program (edited)
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but, on the other hand, since the Empire values it's aesthetics and uniqueness, you'd probably expect at least a moderate amount of variation as the default.
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infact, you probably see something more along the lines of a built-in expert system which picks out the aesthetics, essentially randomizing the appearance, but keeping it within the subset of random designs which actually look good. And of course, if the user is known beforehand, it can incorporate their aesthetic preferences as well.
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in a situation of "i've gifted those poor people cornucopias" i'd expect everyone's "my first santa claus machine" to look idential
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and the second generation machines to start diverging because they (get) adapt(ed) to their users
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unless "randomized good-looking appearance" is the default, in much the same way that smooth surfaces, rounded corners, parabolic curves, etc are all the default on most consumer products nowadays
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i'd like some 70s stealth plane style again
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because with modern manufacturing techniques, it's almost never necessary to remove those, even if you're trying to make something very very cheap. Even chinesium junk looks okay half the time.
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if it werent impractical
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also i love that "chinesium" is used internationally
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2021 6:52 AM
it's stated that cornucopias can make anything but they're way less effecient than 'regular' manufacturing
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so make a base thing that can be customised would be more appealing to the market
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The cheap off-brand Cornucopia on the market still probably has some free open-source Aestheticizer Lite software loaded on, because it's so common and standardized that it'd be more effort to get rid of it Half of the stuff you print off of it is going to expect you to have that and try to use it, because that's the modern standard, and fallback support for fixed-design is spotchy. And all the design software is geared towards making Aesthetic Variation Profiles, so making the off-brand Cornucopia fixed itself would be more effort as well...
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i'd expect the FOSS stack to speciate quickly
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FOSS is enough sprawling mess, and we are just 8 billion barely literate monkeys
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If you were to buy a bunch of food in bulk and ship it to somewhere in need, odds are good that it'll all be nicely packaged and have colorful printing on the box, because a huge portion of consumer food does that, In the far future, if you ship a Cornucopia somewhere in need, it'll spit out a bunch of beautiful and individually unique Cornucopias print after print, because that's the only way anyone makes things in the first place
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(FOSS is a mess, but the Empire also puts a lot of effort into coordination, so it might not be that bad.)
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i'd expect all the FOSS stuff to be able to work with each other, not to be harmonised in functionality
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basically how every 3d modeler being able to read .obj files
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and the obj equivalent being really good
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Though, FOSS doesn't necessarily mean there's not a dominant version.
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i'd not expect a dominant version tbh. maybe something that holds 25% and the rest being fragmented
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But Imperials tend to be enlightened about these sorts of things, so it's quite possible that the FOSS is a free version of the industry-standard software suite, with somewhat-reduced features or somewhat more restricted licensing. If that was the case, you'd probably see a lot less variation, since most derivatives would just be for the sake of different functionality, instead of competing directly
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i expect a lot of "fuck standard version x i make my own with blackjack and hookers!"
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and with trillions of potential users earth-normal major usage numbers happen relatively quickly
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(like how, for instance, their version of DRM is generally unobtrusive, lets you use it on any machine, and often lets you share it/play it with friends. Because anything else drives away customers. In much the same way, the big businesses are probably savvy enough to know that part of the market is that with a pricetag of zero, and someone will fill that void eventually, so if they do it, they get everything from advertising to new customers who wanted to upgrade. And if they're going to do it, they'll do it well.)
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now, there are probably are a lot of other unaffiliated ones, but that doesn't mean they are commonly used. Just like with a lot of FOSS librarys or software, there are several solutions, but one in particular holds the vast majority because it works well and keeps working well
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like, say, imagemagick
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or ffmpeg
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or VLC, or some other example that isn't multimedia related that i can't think of for some reason
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linux itself is both a good and a bad example, because in general it dominates, but there's like half a dozen major versions. Hmm.
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Every time I read a reference to Stross's brain bug about how Mars colonies will be "a lot more like the Soviet bloc than the early 21st century EU or USA", I picture the life support techs busily pumping nitrogen into a bunch of cylinders marked "O₂", just like Soviet pharmaceutical factories filling drug vials with distilled water. I mean, the people who have to use them will die later , but failure to meet quota means we get sent to Siberia Syria Planum now .
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As a further side note: "My solution (c) is the ruthless one - do whatever is best for the survival of the society and bugger worrying about individuals." Among the many, many pieces of advice found in the Soph's Own Book of Leadership Advice , I suspect, is that no-one who thinks things like this or anything else from the Hard Men In Hard Circumstances Making Hard Decisions While Hard Scholium is to be permitted command authority over anything larger or more significant than a slice of toast.
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Every time I read a reference to Stross's brain bug about how Mars colonies will be "a lot more like the Soviet bloc than the early 21st century EU or USA", I picture the life support techs busily pumping nitrogen into a bunch of cylinders marked "O₂", just like Soviet pharmaceutical factories filling drug vials with distilled water. I mean, the people who have to use them will die later , but failure to meet quota means we get sent to Siberia Syria Planum now .
BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:05 PM
Stross is, uh, very peculiar in general
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Also I think the brainbug about space colonies being more authoritarian by nature lives in the minds of a lot of hardsf communities
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Oh, it does. But it strikes me as particularly inapt to pick perhaps the single example most historically infamous for faking its metrics and denying the shit out of doing so.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:08 PM
"They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work."
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"There is cough plenty of oxygen in the choke air, comrade! wheeze"
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:10 PM
And then there's the apologists... 7/10 of why I find internet culture so insufferable is the desperate desire to cover for terrible regimes
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Well, all regimes are bad, some are merely tolerable
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I wouldn't mind the notion so much if there was, um, any evidence that these authoritarian regimes had ever actually been more competent at running things, which is in remarkably scant supply. About the only decent pro- example there I've seen is military-type organizations, and even there, outside their immediate core competency... ...well, I think we have some veterans around who could tell us some stories about the efficiency and effectiveness of the military bureaucracy?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:14 PM
To paraphrase one actual person I've heard-- (edited)
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crap, polyticks
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Though at the same time that's somewhat disingenuous to pick one part of the Soviet bloc's existence and automagically extrapolate it across its entire existence. A decayed "we pretend to work because they pretend to pay us" was the situation and the rule starting from about the Brezhnev era onwards (though it was somewhat present in the years beforehand). If you look at earlier periods like in Khruschev or honestly even Stalin, that incompetence decoupling isn't a thing (though there are other things that are fucking it up)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:15 PM
But I've been reading Goldman's volume, My Disappointment in Russia. The USSR's suckiness was there from the start
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you mean "My Disillusionment in Russia" correct?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:16 PM
Yeah facedesk I am very absent-minded
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no worries! just want to make sure I'm looking at the right book 🙂
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I wouldn't mind the notion so much if there was, um, any evidence that these authoritarian regimes had ever actually been more competent at running things, which is in remarkably scant supply.
Well I guess it depends on what one defines as authoritarian. Which is usually more a question of amydala than frontal lobe so YMMV.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:17 PM
But pretty much every chapter there is some practical demonstration of how much the Bolsheviks sucked
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It's pretty gripping reading
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But man I just love that quote.
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It just sums up so much.
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Yeah, as I recall my readings on this history of Gosplan, etc., their internal metrics were pretty much a complete clusterfuck from start to finish, with massive falsification of statistics and as a result modified plans even less in touch with reality from the originals.
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Honestly the best argument against the Soviet Union is................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Even the Soviet economists quoted on the topic were delivering very Russian equivalents of "Seriously, what the fucking fuck?"
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A nice jaunt through like two dozen vids Lockpikcing Lawyer Has on Soviet-era locks.
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If your society needs to secure empty bottles like it's nuclear material you are probably doing something wrong.
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...I was going to say "let's not pick specifically on Soviet Russia", because you can pick authoritarian regimes of pretty much any ideological stripe and they all seem to share the common feature of grotesquely fakeccurate internal metrics. But then, I suppose, there's Singapore and the PAP. So there's arguably one exception I can think of, although to steer this rapidly away from RL 'ticks, I think we might summarize it as "basically, the odds are the worst ."
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Soviet Russia is the perfect example because it -Had tech and thus fewer excuses -Was HUGE -Lasted long
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So it's kinda hard not to pick on 'em because you have literal generations worth of material.
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Personally, I think (and this is with the caveat that my memory of Stross is kinda questionable at best), that Stross was more making the argument that at smaller settlement sizes, you're probably going to be seeing more socialist-style community organization simply because the interdependence web is complex enough that you can't go it alone, but the population size itself isn't really large enough to support proper competition or the existence of a reasonably functional market economy. At least on its own. This also somewhat sidesteps one of the issues that exists with larger socialist groupings: the person you're fucking over isn't personal. If you're lying to a central planner to cover your ass, it's really not immediately obvious what the actual consequences are, or to whom. But if you're slacking on keeping the O2 generators going, your neighbors are going to know EXACTLY where to go.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:29 PM
reason #77 why I am an anarchist
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just a small-a anarchist, no adjectives or elaborate prescriptions for society
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That summarizes my take on politics, really. Q: "How should we govern?" A: "How many?"
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The obvious caveats to that are as tech gets more effective and more implementable, some of those functional barriers start to shrink where running a market economy on things like food/air/widgets becomes practicable.
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The bitter pill everyone refuses to swallow is that it's 100% a numbers game.
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Everything else is tertiary.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:31 PM
pressing X to doubt on that
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Every system works on a small enough scale.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:31 PM
but nothing else because 'ay, politicas!!
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Every system breaks on a large enough scale.
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QED a one world government is intrinsically dystopian on account of the number of people it is in control of.
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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
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But if you're slacking on keeping the O2 generators going, your neighbors are going to know EXACTLY where to go.
It ain't the (late-period) slacking I'm worried about, so much as the early-period situation when Aresplan calls for X amount of O₂ and you know damn well both that you only have the capacity to generate Y < X amount of O₂, and that since Aresplan's bosses don't want to hear it, telling Aresplan that will get you a one-way ticket to the Syria Planum Gallium Arsenide Mines.
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Five years later, everyone knows the atmospheric ppO₂ is a long way from where it ought to be, but no-one talks about it because there are too many people invested in not getting involved in the ensuing scandal. Five years after that, Fred Johnson comes to visit. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:38 PM
I once asked what the ideal climate would be assuming you were willing to terraform everything, tangentially (edited)
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(Communitarian socialism would be significantly better about this particular failure mode, but since the original blog post is all about authoritarian systems and the Soviet comparison, I'm assuming that tankies-on-Mars is the kind of socialism he has in mind.) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:40 PM
The answer I got was basically to flatten all mountains of your target world and make it a global hilly wetland
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Because the wetter a location is, the milder its climate
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that's not so much late or early period slacking insofar as "large organizational slacking" versus "smaller community level slacking", where the decision makers and powers that be are all out of arms reach of their own mistakes, which is potentially something you get any kind of structure, socialist or capitalist. Which is, as you rightly state, is more in line with the classic Authoritative Soviet-Style management.
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Early-period in the sense that the idealism hasn't (quite) worn off yet, I meant. (edited)
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ah, fair enough.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:41 PM
Either that or have really broken up landmasses in mid-latitudes for the oceanic weather
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When there's still enough wide eyed enthusiasm to find/make some Stankhovites and praise them, or label your kids various revolutionary names.
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Yeah. And when these problems are more people trying to take the uncomfortable middle course between saving their ass and doing their best/the right thing, as opposed to just suffering from a terminal fuck shortage.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 3:43 PM
Isn't a fuck shortage what Japan has?
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I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
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Isn't a fuck shortage what Japan has?
The nation that invented hentai should not be suffering from a fuck shortage
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BluejayHurricane 05/18/2021 4:00 PM
Well, it's an economics thing. They're substitutes.
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honestly, to me it seems like a problem that can be improved by using more technology: MarsPlan Coordinator: The Domes need 100 units of oxygen over the next dozen Sols. Do your duty, comrade. Oxy-Worker: But sir! We can't make more than 80! MarsPlan Coordinator: Hullrust! You're lying, trying to get out of doing your part! GULAG! versus MarsPlan Central Computer: NEW QUOTA ASSIGNMENT: 100 UNITS OF OXYGEN. DEADLINE: 12 SOLS Oxy-Worker: But sir! We can't make more than 80! MarsPlan Central Computer: PROCESSING... VOICE AND BIOSIGNATURE ANALYZED, TRUTH DETECTED. RE-ANALYZING FACTORY FOOTAGE... SITUATION CONFIRMED. MarsPlan Central Computer: ECONOMIC PLAN RECALCULATED. NEW QUOTA ASSSIGMENT: 70 UNITS OF OXYGEN. ADDITIONAL: FACTORY OPTIMIZIATION ORDERS. ADDITIONAL: HABITAT-WIDE OXYGEN-RATIONING, LEVEL 1.
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or a potential retasking of other demands (though a decision to ration a fairly base-level criticality like oxygen may suggest other imperatives are in play).
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also assuming that this oxygen production is for habitation purposes and not some other industrial resource.
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"Clearly reactionaries and saboteurs have sabotaged the central computer! Have the techs interrogated and the computer reprogrammed!"
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well, yes.
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You can't tech your way out of the problem of "the people in charge only want to hear good news".
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oh, the people in charge
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Well, you can, but it takes invasive surgery.
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what people in charge
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Fundamentally the story goes where the author wants, though. As much as one wants to make arguments to the contrary.
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that's MarsPlan Central Computer in charge.
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I'm sorry, Fully Automated space communism is over there ---->
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This is neo-Soviet space communism.
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on the flip side if production of something is made an Imperative, then production of certain items can be done in massive job lots, beyond even what fairly unfettered capitalism did in the same timeframe. (edited)
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which of course does require some re-organization of industrial production priorities (as capacity is presumed to be less than infinite. If it was then the argument is rather moot).
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"Clearly reactionaries and saboteurs have sabotaged the central computer! Have the techs interrogated and the computer reprogrammed!"
I really love that game.
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Although this may not necessarily be to your advantage in the longer run.
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quite true.
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but sometimes in the short run it is needed in order to get to the long run.
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Morgrim Moon 05/18/2021 7:35 PM
I kinda wonder why there aren't more space/Mars colony stories based on Antarctic bases
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because honestly they're the closest analogue we have right now and they've figured out a chunk of the social dynamic stuff
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Because there's very few Mars colony stories written after the base became permanent.
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Became an old hat mighty quick, that.
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The core fundamental issue is that information required for effective resource allocation (IE meeting all needs to the desired level) is corrupted due to incorrect assumptions and incorrect inputs (because some people don't understand what is needed, and other people are dealing with personal incentives to present a situation that is more favorable to them instead of presenting a more realistic situation). The difference that exists is how this data corruption is managed, and the gripping hand of an issue with socialism is that because the whole thing inevitably is operated as one monolithic enterprise that enables politics to VERY badly corrupt decision channels between various discrete groups (IE we need 100 O2 / we can only produce 80 O2)
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While that same corruption exists in market economies, the general hard fix is to dump the failing supplier and select a new one that can deliver. Or go and lay some economic smackdown on the failing supplier and getting them to reprioritize, or also just admitting that no, we can't get what we need right now and then changing your own priorities to match.
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because honestly they're the closest analogue we have right now and they've figured out a chunk of the social dynamic stuff
BizarroLand ♀ 05/18/2021 7:58 PM
ice wives
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have a video of detailed hand-crafting of some expensive guns.
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I need a word/phrase to encompass the concept-space of "ridiculously powerful, dangerous, and inimical, and yet and at the same time too pathetic to be worth hating". Anyone got one?
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BluejayHurricane 05/26/2021 12:22 PM
Not one that wouldn’t get me banned for deliberate political bs.
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Although superpower toddler might be a useful jumping-off point
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Heh.
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As I clarified the case elsewhere, incidentally, the sort of case I have in mind is along the lines of, "on one hand, phenomenal cosmic power; on the other hand, goals that are astonishingly petty, the posturing of a overwrought chuunibyou cliché, and the emotional maturity of an abused five-year-old".
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What was the name of that kid in that Twilight Zone episode?
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A description of tropes appearing in It's a Good Life. A 1953 short story — er — a very good short story by Jerome Bixby, set in the small town …
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BluejayHurricane 05/26/2021 1:58 PM
Not topical enough, I think. The audience is really clever, and they could google for it, but I suspect they would have to google for it
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/26/2021 2:05 PM
almighty idiot?
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nah
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"manchild"?
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a Stupid God?
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... golden idiot
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/26/2021 5:38 PM
Almighty toddler?
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What is the goal in question? How petty are we talking?
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Say... universal exocide.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/26/2021 7:24 PM
Exocide or xenocide?
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Same difference.
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Morgrim Moon 05/26/2021 7:34 PM
one could theoretically exocide their own planet, if they thought that "natural" = bad. Like those super extreme 'vegans' who think the existence of carnivores is evil and all meat-eaters need to be removed to "reduce suffering"
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Or they're a child who thinks living things are "icky"
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Same difference.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/26/2021 7:41 PM
So we're talking about GEOM?
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one could theoretically exocide their own planet, if they thought that "natural" = bad. Like those super extreme 'vegans' who think the existence of carnivores is evil and all meat-eaters need to be removed to "reduce suffering"
Won't somebody think of the plants?
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Say, then, the Terran Empire for those of you on Tough SF. The Imperium of Man for those not.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/26/2021 7:44 PM
They're both about as stupid
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Uh... maybe "omnipetulant"? (edited)
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"Spoiled god"?
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0111narwhalz 05/26/2021 7:49 PM
Say, then, the Terran Empire for those of you on Tough SF.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/26/2021 11:59 PM
I think in the absence of better alternatives "omnipetulant" might be a good option
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I need a word/phrase to encompass the concept-space of "ridiculously powerful, dangerous, and inimical, and yet and at the same time too pathetic to be worth hating". Anyone got one?
Powerful, petty and pathetic? There's a tartar-uighur-slavic shapeshifting evil spirit/witch called a Yalmawuz that eats children, kills adults through bad advice and curses the land if you don't call him/her/it beautiful. Next to impossible to get rid of and knows pretty much everything but also does nothing but wallow in its misery making it rather ineffective.
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Powerful, petty and pathetic? There's a tartar-uighur-slavic shapeshifting evil spirit/witch called a Yalmawuz that eats children, kills adults through bad advice and curses the land if you don't call him/her/it beautiful. Next to impossible to get rid of and knows pretty much everything but also does nothing but wallow in its misery making it rather ineffective.
depressive trickster god?
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"Idealism is believing that all sophont beings can live in peace and harmony. Optimism is knowing that you have the power to stomp the living crap out of anyone who doesn't want to get with the peace-and-harmony program." - some Sargas, probably
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DSD [He/They] 05/28/2021 11:52 AM
Love this.
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Morgrim Moon 05/28/2021 11:53 AM
"And then we'll arrange some completely consensual melees, because there's only so much peace a Sargas can take"
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"We've never had a civil war. ourselves. After all, it just wouldn't be civil." - Olbria Amanyr, deploying smug grenades.
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("smug grenade" is official memetics jargon.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/28/2021 1:13 PM
A paraphrased writing prompt from Reddit: "Humans were kicked out of the existing Galactic Federation for controversial statements like 'but that's slavery!'"... Immediate thought - "whereupon they fecked off and linked up with the Associated Worlds and spent the next few millennia learning just how weak their aversion to slavery really is - but also rectifying that."
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Jade Nekotenshi
A paraphrased writing prompt from Reddit: "Humans were kicked out of the existing Galactic Federation for controversial statements like 'but that's slavery!'"... Immediate thought - "whereupon they fecked off and linked up with the Associated Worlds and spent the next few millennia learning just how weak their aversion to slavery really is - but also rectifying that."
Can you please link that?
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But I didn't write the bit I thought of - just kinda crossed my mind. I couldn't have done it justice, at least not in the time and focus I had
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That Federation sounds like the one from David Drake’s “Ranks of Bronze.”
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I take a look again at the Mierel-class aquatic dropship this morning. Thought 1: wouldn't it be nice if you could have convenient wormholes you could drop on the surfaces of planets such that you could just sail your task force there no muss, no fuss? Thought 2: the Wet Admiralty demands more money for kanmusu technology research, in the name of making battleship-class firepower portable . ("And yes, dammit, that's the only reason.")
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I take a look again at the Mierel-class aquatic dropship this morning. Thought 1: wouldn't it be nice if you could have convenient wormholes you could drop on the surfaces of planets such that you could just sail your task force there no muss, no fuss? Thought 2: the Wet Admiralty demands more money for kanmusu technology research, in the name of making battleship-class firepower portable . ("And yes, dammit, that's the only reason.")
BizarroLand ♀ 05/31/2021 2:25 PM
1. luke campbell gang... 2. eldraeic kanmusu is a blursed concept
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0111narwhalz 05/31/2021 6:54 PM
woah, a spreadsheet embed (don't show this to ToughSF)
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DSD [He/They] 06/02/2021 4:13 AM
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I do not necessarily endorse every argument therein, obviously, but this sounds like it explains quite a lot of the Resplendent Exponential Vector Mocks You With Its Results phenomenon: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/your-book-review-wheres-my-flying
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its interesting on the whole, though one part stood out to me
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What if you used our human scale factories to make a one-quarter-human-scale factory? Then you could use the quarter-scale-factory to make a one-sixteenth-scale factory. Repeat a few times, and you’re down to atom-scale.
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i don't think that manufacturing nanomachines, strictly speaking, is the issue. There are a couple different (extant) ways you can very painstakingly put together individual atoms in more-or-less arbitrary configurations
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If we knew a design for a viable self-replicating nanomachine, we could make one, and then we'd have as many as we want.
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We don't, though, because designing nanomachines is hard.
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If we knew a design for a viable self-replicating nanomachine, we could make one, and then we'd have as many as we want.
We do know, though
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It's called a bacterium
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that's technically closer to microtech
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also, same issue
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we know of a (lot of) bacteria. Making one that does something really specific that we want, though...
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genetic engineering is no easy feat
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yeah it was a joke
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fair enough
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0111narwhalz 06/04/2021 9:04 PM
atoms aren't so simple to machine, because when you get that small you have to start doing chemistry in addition to machining
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this is true, it might be overstating it to say we can put together atoms in a 'arbitrary' configuration
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Morgrim Moon 06/04/2021 9:46 PM
also much manufacturing can't be scaled up or down easily, because it improves effeciency via exploiting stuff like fluid effects or mass ratios
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the book also seems to conveniently overlook that a lot of modern private research is just offshoots from publically funded programs that went private. dunno how many companies got founded out of university projects
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You guys seen this before?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/05/2021 5:20 PM
I haven't
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Is this about... aging?
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I believe so
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Typo of the day: centrifugaul force .
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hated by the romans
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0111narwhalz 06/06/2021 12:10 PM
it's the force that makes romans seem to fly away from celts, but it's actually just an artifact of a collapsing reference frame
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Morgrim Moon 06/07/2021 12:35 AM
for the "weird homes set up around interests" files:
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This is the Naper Aero Club. The wavy white lines are roads. They're made like that to distingush them from the black straight runways
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each house has a hanger for a light aircraft
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i kinda dig that (edited)
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NGL kinda cool. Maybe not to live there long-term, unless you’re an avid pilot?
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0111narwhalz 06/07/2021 7:02 AM
aero club not an avid pilot
I think you'd be in the wrong place in that case.
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aero club which has special format roads to differentiate them from the runways that run next to the roads
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i think living there implies fanatic piloting
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Morgrim Moon 06/07/2021 8:12 AM
apparently they also have bright orange markers on the power lines around the suburb, just to make sure nobody clips them coming in too low
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/07/2021 8:13 AM
power lines have floaters so the airplanes don't get snagged... (edited)
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Say that some eldrae AI engineers were to be teleported to earth orbit and used ship datalink to look at the internet to look at the current state of our AI, how sophisticated would they think it was and what would they have to say about it? What would they equate it to? (edited)
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"oh look my terminal recommendation engine is running whole businesses down there!" or something along those lines probably
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2021 6:15 AM
yeah, I'm not sure how machine learning quite qualifies as "AI" just yet.
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*our
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Crap, equated machine learning as AI again, whoops >_< (edited)
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Answering my own question a little but they’d probably be surprised at how paranoid people and how shaky a society gets when they invent even basic machine learning tools :V (edited)
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I can see why, machine learning is powerful
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2021 6:20 AM
they may be pleasantly surprised at our space probes. We skipped ahead of their historical progress in the tech tree there, mostly by dint of our fossil fuel stores
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and most of our space stuff is very sciency, very optimistic, and has the Right Sort of names and values. Potential humorous conclusion: "Ah. All the sane sort of people are trying to get off their rock AWAY from the barbarians"
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“Erm, I think the idiots are trying to follow them because some of them are developing a space force (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2021 6:24 AM
"Yes, but have you seen the rocket the idiots are working on?"
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sniggers what rocket?”
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“That tin can that keeps blowing up?”
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“Glass-garden worlds?”
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Greenhouses.
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Say that some eldrae AI engineers were to be teleported to earth orbit and used ship datalink to look at the internet to look at the current state of our AI, how sophisticated would they think it was and what would they have to say about it? What would they equate it to? (edited)
"Very early experiments in frozen-learning expert systems. I remember playing around with those when I was a small boy."
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Greenhouses.
I was wondering about the designation of the second planet as a "garden" world.
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Also I doubt the neanderthalensis genocide thing since we've found a fair number of their genes in modern populations.
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I thought about that, but on the other hand, historically speaking, sapiens has always liked to mix a little rape with its murder when it gets its ethnic cleansing on.
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I was wondering about the designation of the second planet as a "garden" world.
For these purposes, "glass-garden" can be parsed as a single word. It's still a little curious, admittedly, but "greenhouse" doesn't fit the world any better except through the lens of the greenhouse effect. Or, in local parlance, the glass-garden effect.
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I think greenhouse works better as a composite word, since glass-garden doesn't quite roll off the tongue (two G sounds vs 1). But glass-garden is a translation, anyway, so it's probably better in the original language
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Yeah, it's a literal glossing for flavor. I like to sprinkle those in from time to time just to remind people.
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That, and it obviously wouldn't be a "green" house.
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I thought about that, but on the other hand, historically speaking, sapiens has always liked to mix a little rape with its murder when it gets its ethnic cleansing on.
Morgrim Moon 06/09/2021 7:41 PM
while true, genetic evidence suggests that in the case of the neanderthals the majority of the pairings were male neanderthal/female human
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while true, genetic evidence suggests that in the case of the neanderthals the majority of the pairings were male neanderthal/female human
I did not know that. Or, indeed, that we had relevant genetic evidence.
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while true, genetic evidence suggests that in the case of the neanderthals the majority of the pairings were male neanderthal/female human
Doesn’t mean the human females didn’t rape the male Neanderthals 😛
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Morgrim Moon 06/09/2021 10:52 PM
True, but the evidence of hybrids in human communities but none in Neanderthal communities suggests that they were more xenophobic, at least when it came to cultural/physical adoption
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True, but the evidence of hybrids in human communities but none in Neanderthal communities suggests that they were more xenophobic, at least when it came to cultural/physical adoption
Ah, sapiens (edited)
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We'll both fuck and kill anything that moves, and a lot of things that don't
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You can find out more on my TED Talk, How Perversion is the Key to Human Success
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I read "suitably starring role" as "suitably stabbing role" (edited)
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So expert systems are a children's toy?
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I can forsee that
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well, for a civilization whose version of legos can build actual spaceships, robots, and laser guns, yes.
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I need some of that
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Of course, adult supervision is definitely required lest little timmy builds a black hole generator (edited)
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To contextualize the recent post, incidentally, I update FAQ with said context: 'To put the somewhat sour tone of this particular FAQ into context, I get this particular requestion a lot, in tones ranging from the nagging “not-really-asking” repetition to the outright demanding. I apologize to anyone who genuinely was asking the question in good faith, the first time, in blissful ignorance. To everyone else, I remind you of a certain saying concerning George R. R. Martin.'
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So expert systems are a children's toy?
Well, they're a useful and even powerful tool, too. But, y'know, they're also simple enough at that time and place that frozen-ML systems are very early computer science indeed.
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BluejayHurricane 06/10/2021 12:36 PM
Where do you get the question? The discourse never seemed particularly busy.
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Used to be the contact form. Now the contact form is no more, it appears the readerkarens can figure out e-mail addresses.
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Some other bits of social media, although most of my media is discouragingly antisocial.
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Used to be the contact form. Now the contact form is no more, it appears the readerkarens can figure out e-mail addresses.
My condolences for your misfortune.
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A distributed-intelligence drone carrier, named CS For The Night Is Dark And Full Of... Me
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2021 3:58 PM
tended by He's Also Full Of Himself
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To contextualize the recent post, incidentally, I update FAQ with said context: 'To put the somewhat sour tone of this particular FAQ into context, I get this particular requestion a lot, in tones ranging from the nagging “not-really-asking” repetition to the outright demanding. I apologize to anyone who genuinely was asking the question in good faith, the first time, in blissful ignorance. To everyone else, I remind you of a certain saying concerning George R. R. Martin.'
…welp, that’s unfortunate. No, you’re not; and fortunately I don’t need to remind you that the reverse is also true, and we are not yours. But it’s good to have line of sight on your art as it turns up, and what you are producing is worth reading just as it is, and tossing a few coins in the guitar case is cheap at the price.
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Apparently the Brood X cicadas generate 2600Hz overtones. Insert conspiracy theory about phone-hacking bioweapons here.
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What’s so special about 2600Hz?
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...
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In the ancient days of the telephone system, before we updated - in the late days of the twentieth century - signaling systems to use out-of-band channels, a 2600 Hz tone on a trunk line was used to indicate that the line was not in use.
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Prior to that point, if you were a clever chap, you could dial a non-local toll-free number, and then play that frequency down the line. Using a trained canary, a Cap'n Crunch free whistle, or an electronic tone generator generally called a "blue box". This would convince the remote switch that the trunk was empty (i.e., you had hung up), but the local switch knew you were still on the line for the original toll-free call. At this point, by generating the correct sequence of dialing tones, you could call anywhere in the world without being billed for it. (Or just poke around and explore the interior of the phone system for fun.)
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(Since it also let you dial numbers not normally accessible to customer equipment.)
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BluejayHurricane 06/10/2021 6:48 PM
It was what hackers, in the sense of exploring the bounds of technological systems, did before computers.
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Or at least personal computers
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/12/2021 9:31 PM
It still bugs me
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Associated Worlds-wise: how do meat-people still have any comparative advantage in the labor force?
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Not excessively much, but at any rate enough that Imperials etc. still generally have things we'd call a "job"
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well, the functional equivalent of a minimum wage job is a bot manager, where you're overseeing a swarm of bots doing labour. Manual labour sorta just isn't.
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now, i'm not entirely sure why that's a job in the first place, since i would think that non-soph tech is good enough to handle all but the most ridiculously edgy of edge cases and paying a soph full time to watch for them is going to waste your money and their time.
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but, well, lotsa minimum wage jobs exist because they're marginally cheaper than using a robot
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(also, addendum: there usually aren't 'jobs'. Think closer to 'independent contractors' than jobs.)
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Or indentured servants
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Wasn’t there a whole agency devoted to setting ex-cons and lowlifes up with fringer polities that needed cheap terraforming labor?
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now, i'm not entirely sure why that's a job in the first place, since i would think that non-soph tech is good enough to handle all but the most ridiculously edgy of edge cases and paying a soph full time to watch for them is going to waste your money and their time.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/12/2021 9:58 PM
yeah, this basically
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like, even now with primitive ML most algorithms are very promising at beating humans
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that's only going to get better
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Wasn’t there a whole agency devoted to setting ex-cons and lowlifes up with fringer polities that needed cheap terraforming labor?
ECOPOETIC LINE GANGERS/PLANET-BREAKERS WANTED No Background Check · No Identification · No Questions No Qualifications Required · No Experience Required · Training ProvidedSix-Year Indenture Requir…
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that was farther back than i expected
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and that's for very low-tech markets
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0111narwhalz 06/12/2021 10:16 PM
that reads more as a "public service" kind of thing to me
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Again, the thing is, this is not Core, First Tier, or Second Tier markets we’re talking about here. We’re in the emerging markets, or even the unemerged. They don’t have the tech to support large-scale deployment of cornucopias, and even when it comes to buying it, the problem they run into is where would they get the hard currency to pay for it? But grunt labor is functionally valueless anywhere except the emerging markets, and they have plenty of that to throw at the problem. Very little of which is immortal, because that also costs hard currency. (And so they can save their precious hard currency reserves for things like weapons, Presidental junkets, and extranet porn.)
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0111narwhalz 06/12/2021 10:16 PM
like "we'll make these people back into functional members of society one way or another"
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cornucopias are nice, but a easy-to-miss detail is while they're a build-everything machine, they're not a build-everything-from-anything machine.
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that machine is much larger, slower, and less convenient.
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cornucopias use a refined feedstock provided as a utility a-la water, air, electricity, data, etc
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so when you have a market that's primitive enough that you can't hand them a cornucopia and other circumstances are right, well, you get that job offer.
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Associated Worlds-wise: how do meat-people still have any comparative advantage in the labor force?
First up, this
Associated Worlds-wise:
is a problem. There are economic regions, like we said back in https://eldraeverse.com/2012/09/05/wheres-where-in-the-galaxy-2/ and the Core Markets are nothing like, say, the Emerging Markets (late industrial or early information age societies) or the Unemerged (more primitive even than that). Second up, comparative advantage is comparative . Whatever human-replacing processing those cycles could be doing, they could also be doing something more interesting that the meat couldn't.
In political galactography, the principal distinction to make is that between the two sets of worlds found in most developed polities, the Metropolitan and the Ecumenical.  In the beginning, whethe…
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But third up, and most important, you aren't hiring meat-person, you're hiring Meat-Person, Inc., and all their commensals, archives, agents, funcogs, quspes, daemons, and other assorted enhanced functionality.
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Morgrim Moon 06/12/2021 11:48 PM
and I guess there is the whole 'never neglect the value of institutional knowledge'. On paper maybe a new non-sophent AI could coordinate the bots better. But this meatsack has a LOT of experience with these particular bots, knows when to tweak the maintenance cycle to ensure optimal function, and can tune the output so instead of "max output in a void" they line up "max output compared to when the shuttle arrives" so the shuttle gets down, gets loaded and leaves. Instead of goods being finished slightly early and having to be stored and then moved onto the shuttle and everything taking just that hour longer.
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(this is vaguely based on how I tweak my orders of operations at work to have each batch of stuff ready for the specific courier collecting it, so nobody has to climb over a stake of A to reach their items B)
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like "we'll make these people back into functional members of society one way or another"
Nothing so exalted. Mezgalrás Jaqqár Hiring (and yes, that name means exactly what it sounds like it means) is pretty much offering the pop-cultural/not-actual version of the Foreign Legion recruitment deal. They don't care who you are, where you came from, or what you might have done previously; as long as you're a warm body that can follow simple instructions and survive steerage-class shipment, you'll do to keep the Rim supplied with all the meat popsicles it needs to meet its expendable labor demand. And at least some of you might survive long enough to earn out that bonus.
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(MJH, needless to say, is not an Imperial corporation. It's a no-fixed-abode transstellar. The Empire's representative in the field of external low-grade labor broker is Corveé Muster, ICC, who are a much classier outfit.)
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…Magen Corporate? (edited)
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and I guess there is the whole 'never neglect the value of institutional knowledge'. On paper maybe a new non-sophent AI could coordinate the bots better. But this meatsack has a LOT of experience with these particular bots, knows when to tweak the maintenance cycle to ensure optimal function, and can tune the output so instead of "max output in a void" they line up "max output compared to when the shuttle arrives" so the shuttle gets down, gets loaded and leaves. Instead of goods being finished slightly early and having to be stored and then moved onto the shuttle and everything taking just that hour longer.
There's no reason you couldn't make the AI do that optimisation too.
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Iunno, bot overseeing seems like a pretty generalised task especially on that scale, and even if a bot could handle it, what's monitoring the subsophont managers managing the automation? (edited)
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Well, they're a useful and even powerful tool, too. But, y'know, they're also simple enough at that time and place that frozen-ML systems are very early computer science indeed.
Well, I meant in the context of being able to be made into a toy
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Proposed motto of the Imperial Diplomatic Corps: Civilitas Aut Mortem .
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Morgrim Moon 06/13/2021 10:44 AM
civility or death? 😛
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no, wait, politics
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I can't declinate, I'm going to guess that is some sort of imperative along the lines of "do this and we kill you"
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No imperative.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/13/2021 10:47 AM
civil till death ?
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The intent is more "you can have one, or you can have the other" in a general state-of-the-universe sense. Since they represent the former...
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/13/2021 10:49 AM
Be Civil or Be Dead
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No verb part in there, strictly speaking. Literally "Politeness or Death".
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/13/2021 10:50 AM
Ah
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Morgrim Moon 06/13/2021 10:51 AM
I think Marcus is going to come in and sigh at Bizzaro and I's lack of latin abilities 😂
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/13/2021 10:53 AM
troof
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Biggus Dickus
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What would count as sniping in the Imperial Legionaries where troops have sophisticated aimbot computer implant systems? (edited)
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Not sure I understand the question.
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BluejayHurricane 06/14/2021 2:17 PM
Sniping is a doctrine role, not really a tactical one. It’s intent is more psychological than anything else, although the elimination of high-value targets also comes in to it.
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So while any soldier can be accurate, only a soldier attempting to fulfill that doctrine is sniping.
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Snipers may or may not be any more accurate, but I suspect they operate in a much stealthier, less supported way.
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When the Imperial Army operates with such prevalent air/space support, I suspect the role is less necessary, though a fairly stealthy forward spotter might serve a similar role of “you don’t know if one is out there, or where they are, but if they are, sticking your head into their sightlines will be the last thing you ever do.
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What would count as sniping in the Imperial Legionaries where troops have sophisticated aimbot computer implant systems? (edited)
The figure clinging to the side of People’s Security Observation Platform Number Three would have been barely noticeable even to a careful observer. The ambioptics of his chameleon cloak, who…
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Thankfully they haven't needed an Imperial Army for some considerable time, but the Legions come close, and, yes.
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TERILTI (Osis Deep) – Iltine Minister of Affection, Kornáák har-Rin Ankór, who recently achieved notoriety with his placement of a personal bounty of 100,000 exvals upon the Directorate of Mo…
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The Chinese People's Liberation Army (PLA) Air Force has started to deploy artificial intelligence (AI) as simulated opponents in pilots' aerial combat training so pilots can not only hone their decision-making and combat skills against fast-calculating computers, but the AIs can also learn from each engagement, and have already bested their hum...
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DSD [He/They] 06/15/2021 8:47 AM
Why?
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Because while automation is useful and good, the pain and uncertainty it's arrival generates is still there (edited)
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Change is scary (edited)
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Of course, if I were a farmer in the 1900s, and these new fangled tractors arrived, I would be equally existential
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0111narwhalz 06/15/2021 8:56 AM
man you got some… zesty takes?
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This seems like a weird example for worrying about automation, given that they are using them to train existing pilots, and warplane pilot is not exactly a common job.
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Sniping is a doctrine role, not really a tactical one. It’s intent is more psychological than anything else, although the elimination of high-value targets also comes in to it.
Yeah, this, basically. When you're a sniper with a sniper [rifle], killing their [high-value] dudes and materiel from an outrageously long distance and concealment, quite often behind their lines, then you're sniping.
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As for the effect of air/space support on the role, I note that sniper doctrine even today includes "target acquisition and impact feedback for air strikes and artillery" (which is to say, combining traditional forward observing with sneaky special-opsness), and if there's one particular thing regular Legionary snipers are good at, it's spotting HVTs and calling KEWs down upon them. Ortillery Command may own the thunderbolts, but it's the scout-snipers in the field who point 'em.
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On a related note, Legionary snipers are notoriously heartless.
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(This is not a metaphor; it's something you have done as part of picking up that particular vocspec, because having a pulse messes with your aiming accuracy. Constant-pressure cyberpumps come with the job.)
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i'm admittedly a little surprised that they stick with biotech
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Bear in mind, as ever, that there is an entire lengthy history of problems being solved going back to basically the bronze age, and once problems are solved you no longer have a problem to solve differently.
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getting that level of accuracy with bio certainly isn't impossible, but the number of changes required (heart replacement, nerve replacement for more constant/precise signalling, muscle augmentation/replacement for reduced twitchy contraction, skin replacement/augmentation to ensure the gun is more firmly held in place)
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at some point i feel like they'd throw up their hands and say "fuck it, we'll just design a anthropomorphic gun mount. Even if you prefer bio, this is so heavily augmented it'll hardly feel like it anymore"
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(And also that since sometime in the 4000s "biological" means little more than "pleasantly squishy", inasmuch as further-unenhanced alpha-baseline grown-from-zygote biosapiences are walking around with enough nanotech and nanotech-constructed bits inside them to wrestle the Terminator.)
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fair enough, i just figured that metal is going to have a notable advantage with this, specifically, because you need sturdy and precise, and those are two things that robotics particularly excel at compared to bio
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also cold. Robotics does cold better than greenlife
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it's a lot harder to get greenlife running at 50k than it is to get a hardshell running at 50k
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Unless the oil freezes
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To evolved bio, which is our comparison standard. It's been a millennium (at that time) since anyone's been using that . (I mean, it's pretty hard to get anything running well at 50K. Hell, it's hard to get machines that run well and reliably in Siberia .)
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I have a note about this somewhere where the whole "precise" thing is concerned and the Uncanny Valley, because, y'know, fleshy creatures aren't supposed to move like that. They aren't supposed to look quite so idealized, either, but seeing folks who look that young move with that whole I-have-spent-a-lifetime-optimizing-every-motion-to-perfect-efficiency elegance without having picked up some old-age-jitter to go along with it is just not right .
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To evolved bio, which is our comparison standard. It's been a millennium (at that time) since anyone's been using that . (I mean, it's pretty hard to get anything running well at 50K. Hell, it's hard to get machines that run well and reliably in Siberia .)
Actually, what machines have ever needed to operate that low, outside of a few specific industrial applications?
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Actually, what machines have ever needed to operate that low, outside of a few specific industrial applications?
in-verse, or in general? Anything superconducting can be expected to operate near that temp with current day tech. Lots of other specific things that need to be particularly cold.
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in-verse, or in general? Anything superconducting can be expected to operate near that temp with current day tech. Lots of other specific things that need to be particularly cold.
True, just off the top of my head, quantum computers and space probes probably
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space probes often have to include heaters. While they might be able to operate at those temps mechanically without too much trouble, since everything is designed for a similar harsh environment anyway, semiconductors don't work very well when they're that cold
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ironic, given how many people like to mess with LN2-cooled gaming computers, but you can absolutely overcool a computer.
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space probes often have to include heaters. While they might be able to operate at those temps mechanically without too much trouble, since everything is designed for a similar harsh environment anyway, semiconductors don't work very well when they're that cold
they don't if you're a coward
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pcmasterrace
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"Your computer as cold as Titan or your money back!"
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(For reference, incidentally, my alpha baseline notes include "functional normally and indefinitely at temperatures down to 240K and survive extended periods of colder temperatures without lasting damage". Courtesy of a combination of things including integumentary upgrades and anti-freeze blood proteins.)
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"Your computer as cold as Titan or your money back!"
the easy part is cooling it with LN2. The hard part is building the LN2 generator to keep up with it...
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the easy part is cooling it with LN2. The hard part is building the LN2 generator to keep up with it...
MY HOUSE
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IS A RADIATOR
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Meanwhile, in today's bizarre military concepts of highly dubious inherent value -- An aircraft carrier with ballast tanks.
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aircraft submarine?
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Like, vehicle tanks?
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airmarine? subcraft? airmarine carrier?
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the names write themselves
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I still want my land carrier
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Mobile runway
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No, not full submarine. Just enough to -- Well, okay. Among disadvantages of aircraft carriers is their huge freakin' profile. A giant hull that catches all the wind and is extremely visible to radar, infrared, the Mark I Eyeball, and basically anything else you can think of that might steer guns, missiles, or other nasties. So you give it some ballast tanks such that, when at sea, it can pretty much lower itself to the point that the flight deck is about as close to the waterline as is compatible with not sinking .
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Stealth carrier!
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why not just make it a sub at that point
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a submarine capable of going moderately deep requires a much more reinforced hull
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Except against sonar. Submarines and their torpedoes are a problem, but (a) I'm kind of imagining this as an innovation for an age in which submarines are only just coming into their own anyway, and (b) yeeeah. But torpedo nets and so forth were a thing and are probably easier to arrange than anti-shell/missile nets.
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but yeah i feel like you could probably scale that design to going maybe 10-20 feet under without too much issue, which would improve the stealthiness and protect against incoming fire
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And, well, as I recall from the Japanese experiments with plane-carrying subs, sealing plane-sized doors against the ocean is Not Trivial.
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you already have to, though
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if your flight deck is nearly level to the ocean you'll get waves running over it on occasion
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granted, occasional water exposure ≠ submersion
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'Tis true, although I was mostly thinking being able to drop down to a height more like, say, typical destroyer height than flat-to-the-ocean. Something that you can probably handle with a decent set of bilge pumps.
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hmm, it's hard to say which would be better. Shallow submersion would protect against visual identification and radar more-or-less completely. Partial would only slightly reduce visual identification, so it comes down to how effective it would be at reducing radar signature, i suppose.
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unsubmerged, partial, and complete submersion all show up on sonar so that doesn't make a huge difference
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The other thing I'm thinking of wrt those subs is that they tended to have a relatively small hangar. For a whole carrier - well, we've seen the failure mode of ro-ro ferries when water starts sloshing about on their open car decks, and multiplying that up to a carrier's huge tracts of hangar does not look pretty. I'm thinking a lot. Giant Metal Wall == Huge Radar Signature, pretty much.
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well, you get a notable radar signature reduction for normal>partially submerged, but would going partial>completely submerged be enough of a further reduction to be worth it?
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Have the water drain into subdivided tanks?
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slosh-proof tanks aren't too difficult, you basically just include a bunch of baffles iirc
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Yeah, what I was thinking, and then pump the water out of those.
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well, you get a notable radar signature reduction for normal>partially submerged, but would going partial>completely submerged be enough of a further reduction to be worth it?
It's a good question. The other side of it, too, is the range; even if you weren't shrinking the signature, you'd be lower and thus the horizon would be shorter.
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Could parts of the floor be made out of grating for the water to drain through there into tanks?
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Yeah, granted, for the tanks - but in both cases, the ro-ros and the carriers, since you can't subdivide the car deck/hangar deck the same way you would normally divide the ship into watertight compartments because the cars/planes get in the way, so any water that doesn't drain or doesn't drain fast enough that's loose on those decks is a much bigger problem that it would otherwise be, yeah?
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Yeah…
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and also what you're trying to hide from. Planes vs ships will spot you in different ways - to a plane, you're going to be glaringly obvious during the day unless you're completely submerged because you're a giant platform the size of a football field (Though, a good paintjob might prevent this.) And radar is going to tend to bounce off of the deck, too. While partial submersion will protect much better against ships, which will struggle much more to spot you visually and with radar. So it also comes down to who you're expecting to meet (and hide from)
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So on the one hand, you might want to keep the hangar deck above your submersion level (say, right under the flight deck) to minimize that problem. On the other hand, with most of the ship submerged, it's hull is basically a fuckhuge keel, stability-wise.
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I suppose that one wouldn’t be partially submerged in rough seas?
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You'd want to be able to tune your submergence depth to match the state of the weather, I think. Plus, you're gonna want to unsubmerge for going into/leaving port or otherwise approaching the coast, because there not enough water there to do otherwise.
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2021 8:40 PM
you're going to want to unsubmerge for moving at anything about a snail pace
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aircraft carriers already have a rep for being, uh, slow and unelegant compared to combat vessels. Tripling the weight and mucking with the running lines will make them manuevuer like a container ship
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(Incidentally, I'd like at this point to note my willingness to accept suggestions for bizarre and mostly plausible military innovations as part of my "oh, god, please let the military history of the 7th through 22nd centuries be something other than a basic recap of Earth history" project.)
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you're going to want to unsubmerge for moving at anything about a snail pace
That sounds about right.
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(Incidentally, I'd like at this point to note my willingness to accept suggestions for bizarre and mostly plausible military innovations as part of my "oh, god, please let the military history of the 7th through 22nd centuries be something other than a basic recap of Earth history" project.)
Steam Cannons?
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You already have clockbows.
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Steam Cannons?
Oh shot, that got a smirk.
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shit
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Nuclear-powered Ironclads?
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nuclear-powered everything
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(Which currently apart from various open steampunkery at the early end includes notes that in the absence of a local analog to Pearl Harbor, people were still building battleships. Leading to things that look like the bastard child of an Iowa and a Zumwalt with an eye-watering number of VLS cells making up most of the deck.)
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Oh, yeah, we're deep into the atomsteampunk here.
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atomic steamboats
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Hell yeah.
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2021 8:46 PM
expand on warkites? I feel in our tech tree the time between "successful warkite" and "long range firepower sufficient to render warkites obsolete" and "nevermind we have biplanes instead" was too short
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Atomic Cannons!
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Atomic Rockets!
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Were aircraft significantly delayed in development at all?
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(Ah! Surprise dinner! I'll stick a pin in that and get back to you on the warkites.)
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hmm, i wonder
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this is dependant on the timeline of when steam and nuclear technology were discovered, respectively, but
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would atomic power increase the longevity and appeal of long distance sailing (as in, with sail ships)
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a big issue with those is food. Scurvy, and all that, and the fact that eating hardtac and beer for months on end is not fun.
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2021 8:51 PM
warkites could have been way earlier than they were in our world, they just didn't suit the sort of battles that were being fought in the areas that had the fabric tech, and when that issue got solved I believe the issue was "okay who would be crazy enough to TRY that". Until someone did and it actually worked quite well.
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and cooking things is doubtlessly tricky because you have to carry every bit of wood or fuel that you want to burn
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2021 8:52 PM
solar ovens
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Nuclear heat…
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did they have those in the era of sailing ships?
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that requires good optics
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or mirrors
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Run steam through pipes to get heat.
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that's my thought, yeah
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nuclear power = as much damn cooking as you want
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Morgrim Moon 06/15/2021 8:52 PM
not really, I've built a half-decent one with foil
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you could get fairly primitive with it too, if you so much as had access to a lively radioisotope in a box of steel that'd work.
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and it would let you do unique things like keep food heated for the entire journey
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Which, in theory, would let you preserve some interesting things if you can figure out dishes that won't overcook. Something like a perpetual stew, or fresher ingredients that don't spoil because they're kept hot but couldn't easily be preserved otherwise.
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and boiling seawater for fresh water.
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bathing, clean water, potentially fresh food
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that would go a long, long way to making long sailing journeys more comfortable
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also, heating if you sail somewhere cold, i suppose
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this is all dependant on whether nuclear technology is available before steam-propelled vessels are practical. Steam propulsion, especially combined with nuclear tech, would make long distance sailing much faster and so alleviate many of these issues anyway.
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(Incidentally, I'd like at this point to note my willingness to accept suggestions for bizarre and mostly plausible military innovations as part of my "oh, god, please let the military history of the 7th through 22nd centuries be something other than a basic recap of Earth history" project.)
BizarroLand ♀ 06/15/2021 10:00 PM
Mondragon rifle?
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No, that's not weird enough
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steampunk spider tank
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Rifle-wise, I had thought of seeing what could be done with technological development of Ferguson-style screw breeches.
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What would count as good art in the empire? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2021 3:03 AM
what would count as good art in Europe?
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What would count as good art in the empire? (edited)
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/16/2021 3:34 AM
Heroic scale bronzes?
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2021 3:36 AM
In terms of medium—most. In terms of theme—well, mostly Awesome People Being Awesome, especially in spite of un-awesome circumstances.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/16/2021 8:46 AM
Also, Awesome People About To Be Awesome, Awesome People Who Have Recently Been Awesome, and dar-bandals. Everyone likes representations of cats and dogs.
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(The Internet: a device created for the wide distribution of cat pictures)
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2021 8:48 AM
I suspect motion-paintings of finely wrought clockwork and attractive aquariums might scratch itches in pleasant ways too
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2021 9:13 AM
Unawesome People Becoming Awesome :V
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Morgrim Moon 06/16/2021 9:14 AM
how do you think become become awesome in the first place?
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0111narwhalz 06/16/2021 9:16 AM
it's probably their version of the hero's journey story
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one is always awesome. proving that to others is the hard part
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BizarroLand ♀
No, that's not weird enough
Competitive Autogyros?
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(For reference, incidentally, my alpha baseline notes include "functional normally and indefinitely at temperatures down to 240K and survive extended periods of colder temperatures without lasting damage". Courtesy of a combination of things including integumentary upgrades and anti-freeze blood proteins.)
DSD [He/They] 06/16/2021 11:22 AM
Could we get some basic specs on the alpha-baseline sometime please?
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What would count as good art in the empire? (edited)
As our local plethora of sea life hinted, it's kind of a big place and thus hard to answer except in the broadest of broad terms.
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I mean, you go to Paltraeth, you visit a friend's sept, you might get "And this is the mosaic my grandfather crafted from the skull-caps of every sophont he personally strangled during his career." Art!
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(Probably not going to be lent to the Uffizi any time soon, but still art.)
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The fun part of the explanation, of course, is that being included in such a mosaic is a sign of great respect. I mean, why would you even want the skull of someone you didn't respect?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/16/2021 11:45 AM
I'm still thinking of exotic military tech to include (edited)
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(Note: I pinned the might appreciate/would definitely not appreciate threads on the Discourse for ease of further contribution to either, all in the one place. And since I was there anyway, I nominated Operation Crossroads for the "further evidence that humans don't actually have souls" file.)
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@Overmind wouldn't telafragging also include teleporting parts of things away from the target?
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Maybe... but for these purposes, I'm declaring no, because the fragging would be local to the transmitter.
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while there isn't conventional telefragging, that's not to say that translocators and the like are useless for weapon systems
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or other options. For instance, a translocator missile would let you teleport in the payload shortly before impact, saving you the mass budget before that point. Whether that's actually useful depends on how fast a translocator can operate, and how reliable and long-range the transmission can be made.
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Are there use-cases where the payload masses significantly more than a translocator and where you would want the higher cost for lower mass-cost?
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unknown; we don't know the cost of a translocator, minimum size of a translocator, how the properties of a translocator scale with size, or the reliability speed and jamming resistance of translocators in combat situations. Among other details
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nor do we know the limitations that may or may not prevent, for instance, transmitting a microscopic multi-kilogram singularity which will immediately decay into oodles of energy
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(stylistically they take after ring transporters from stargate, but enough specifics vary [they're instantaneous, require complete enclosure, etc] that we probably shouldn't rely on that example too much)
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Could anyone elaborate about Ministry and Logarchy?
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nor do we know the limitations that may or may not prevent, for instance, transmitting a microscopic multi-kilogram singularity which will immediately decay into oodles of energy
Now that is an interesting use-case I hadn't considered. There could be warheads whose containment system is massier and costlier than a translocator, so it would make sense to keep the containment on the launching ship and translocate in the uncontained warhead just before impact.
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TIL of the Navy’s 2016 abolition of the dress cape, boat cloak, and military tiara. Sure, these were very little-used uniform options, but I still maintain this is part of a long-term pattern of diminishing military fabulosity.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 3:49 PM
Sukhomlinov Effect
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He with the best uniforms, loses
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Correlation, causation, etc. And particularly relevantly, these were options for mess dress.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:07 PM
Navy mess dress has been getting more and more aggressively conventional
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Though they did resurrect the CPO sword
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:32 PM
I think the uniform designers secretly wish to axe everything that isn't a Mao suit
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:32 PM
But keep the bloody enlisted dress blues
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:32 PM
Also apparently the trend of wearing camo fatigues in office settings is recent
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:32 PM
OK, tradition is valuable, but for chaos' sake, they've got a sharp-looking dress uniform for the chiefs and officers
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The service dress blue looks good on... err, almost nobody.
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Yeah, we used to wear class B (summer white/winter blue) in offices
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Or maybe utilities/dungarees, but...
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They also ruined the Class B by making it that ghawdawful black and tan thing
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Which looks like they're trying to ape the Marines poorly.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:34 PM
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new class b?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:34 PM
Yeah.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:35 PM
That's air force
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/17/2021 6:35 PM
D'OH
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/17/2021 6:35 PM
What they once called the Johnny Cash blues
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There's also summer white but I don't love that - maintenance hell because it is pure stark white.
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Download Image of Navy Uniforms: Men's Winter Blue, E-1 through E-6. 1984 Uniform Regulations, Page 7-19. Free for commercial use, no attribution required. The original finding aid described this photograph as: Country: Unknown Scene Camera Operator: James Davis Release Status: Released to Public Combined Military Service Digital Photographic...
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Though it could also be worn with a black garrison cap that, IMHO, is much sharper.
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That's how I always wore it
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Hey MarcusAurelius, latin question for you?
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How would one say Fire Purifies/Cleanses in Latin?
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I found igne nos expiat and igne purgandum, and am leaning towards using the second one, since it does not refer to the speaker as far as I can tell (which is, admittedly, not far at all).
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Could anyone elaborate about Ministry and Logarchy?
Short version: ministries do stuff. Logarchies support ministries in the doing of stuff. Longer version: A ministry, whether one of the big Ministries of the Throne (headed by a Minister of the Throne who sits on the Council of the Star) or one of its smaller subordinate Ministries of the State (headed by a Minister of the State who sits on the...
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If you can smuggle a set of translocation ring-set in somewhere and maintained the necessary communication channel to ensure the ring-sets are properly synchronized, sure. (Jamming and barriers are the problems they ever were, here, as is sufficient time dilation). How easy it is to smuggle chonky ontotech equipment into secure areas and arrange adequate communications access and power supply for it while it's there, on the other hand, is left as an exercise for the reader.
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this is true. The Teraport is rather more... generous, with that sort of thing
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perhaps even overpowered.
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or other options. For instance, a translocator missile would let you teleport in the payload shortly before impact, saving you the mass budget before that point. Whether that's actually useful depends on how fast a translocator can operate, and how reliable and long-range the transmission can be made.
Noting the above (especially re chonkiness), I'm just gonna say that you should expect this to show up in things like boarding torpedoes (which gain a real big advantage from being able to deploy basically infinite numbers of boarders each and are at least theoretically reusable) than in one-shot missiles. ((Also re expense, insofar as it can generally be assumed that ontotech devices start out Expensive As Fuck, declining over time to Merely As Expensive As A Standard Night's Fucking.))
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nor do we know the limitations that may or may not prevent, for instance, transmitting a microscopic multi-kilogram singularity which will immediately decay into oodles of energy
Regarding this, the thing to note is that the Claves-Catala translocator performs an interlocked exchange on the volumes of space involved without caring about their contents. So technically the contents of those volumes don't matter.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/18/2021 1:48 AM
Man, you ought to be commended for keeping track of all that handwavium X_X (edited)
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I have enough on my plate dealing with the vagaries of wormhole travel
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Regarding this, the thing to note is that the Claves-Catala translocator performs an interlocked exchange on the volumes of space involved without caring about their contents. So technically the contents of those volumes don't matter.
i figured as much, but there's probably a 'under normal conditions' and 'beware of sharp edge cases' clause in there somewhere
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and singularities are very much not normal conditions
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Where life gets interesting is where things like metric stress are concerned, because when it performs that exchange, there are certain discontinuities left at the edges which immediately proceed to level out. Most of the time, this does not matter, since most space-time is relatively flat and most contents have relatively little effect on it. On the other hand, if you are in the habit of exchanging space containing lumps of neutronium, pocket singularities, that kind of thing -- well, I haven't actually calculated them, but the smart person would do so rather than just assume that the ensuing gravity-wave splash at each end would be harmless.
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not to mention wormholes
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if your enclosed volume technically also contains the entire rest of the universe, you will probably blow a fuse.
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There is also the matter of conservation of energy and momentum with associated compensation and buffering, and as such it may be a very good idea to be sure that your K-sink can absorb the difference.
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Interactions with wormholes are, as yet, undefined. Pending an answer that I both like and which I deem reasonable.
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Morgrim Moon 06/18/2021 2:04 AM
In the meantime "We tried and it exploded and we're not sure why" is a reliable backup
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Contract Modules, also known as "A bullet through the heart of Incomprehensible Wall of Legalese"
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as engineering practices are to technology, this is to legality. In much the same way as forgoing engineering practices gets you horrible messes like biology that practically have to be understood as a whole to understand at all, Walls of Legalese have to be read and understood in their entirety (along with every relevant law in the legal system, and every ruling, and the personal opinions of every judge whom might get the case when you end up in court...).
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/18/2021 6:11 PM
Of course that is required. Many statues and legal decisions have an implicit secondary title in the form "The Lawyers Full Employment Act of <YEAR>"
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It really is terribly bad form of the Empire to apply the consensus against doing a really shitty job to keep yourself in work to the legal and legislative professions, but I suppose we can’t all be human.
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eh, honestly at this point i wouldn't even try to hold anyone in the professions responsible for the complexity of the legal system
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that'd be like contracting a architect to design a typical suburban house on a plot of land
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and then they see the plot of land
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and it's a minefield, salted with broken glass, and ornamented with spikes:
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0111narwhalz 06/18/2021 9:12 PM
honestly that'd be a pretty dope place to build a house, if those spikes are structurally sound
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Not a very honorable place
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this is true
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it'd be like a extreme treehouse or something
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Be sure to keep some glowing cats too.
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and it's a minefield, salted with broken glass, and ornamented with spikes:
something something archaeologist total party wipe
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something something when the shit is over your head, stop shoveling
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Re. contract modules: I wouldn't be too surprised if there were (programmatic) compilers for contracts - say, from Empire law to someone else's laws. And if there were, I'd expect a good deal of snark at the offending legal system if the translated contract was significantly larger than the original.
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2021 11:59 AM
I think that'd be a transpiler.
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Legal virtual machines? For operating standard Imperial contract language in foreign legal environments.
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I think that'd be a transpiler.
(snarkily) No, it's most definitely a compiler - you are, after all, going from a feature-rich language to a feature-poor one.
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Legal virtual machines? For operating standard Imperial contract language in foreign legal environments.
Ooh - that'd be, what, explicitly importing Imperial precedents and interpretation using local legalese, and setting that to interpret an Imperial contract?
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2021 12:10 PM
Yeah, it'd be a hell of an endeavour, and definitely way clunkier than an "optimized" contract built to order. But it'd work anywhere the VM is supported!
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In today's other random notes: there is a naval uncanny valley. Namely, we expect wet navy ships (except for the relatively recent and small in number CVNs) to have stacks . These are not, however, a necessary feature when the steam for your turbines is being provided by a couple of thorium boilers.
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At most, you're going to need a small steam vent.
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I don't think I've seen enough wet navy ships to develop a strong expectation of stackedness - aren't modern wet navy ships fairly lacking in obvious stacks anyways?
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Well, they're still quite visible on the recent designs I've seen, if not so obvious as on earlier ships. Can't readily find 'em on the Zumwalt-class, but on everything else?
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Huh. Yeah. I've tended to just lump them in with the rest of the superstructure.
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0111narwhalz 06/19/2021 12:49 PM
They're there if you look for them.
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(My current design-noodling is around the 'verse equivalent of the WWII-era, where this difference is much more obvious, I suppose.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/19/2021 12:56 PM
Yyyeah I’ve been looking at WWII BBs and their stacks are a big part of their profile from the side
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Also if those things to the rear of the citadel on modern ships are stacks it would be weird to not have em
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But it seems like they’re not iconic
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Unless you go back to WWI
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The Third Oceanic Dominance, incidentally, is the then-Imperial formerly-Alatian Navy's third reminder to the world that There Are Many Seas Like It, But All Of Them Are Mine.
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In other random thoughts: The easiest way to explain Imperial "politics" to outsiders is to point them at http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/stellarempire.php#tilt1 , and then note that they're working endlessly to discover newer, further ends to the "Decoupled" and "Thrive" axes.
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Re. contract modules: I wouldn't be too surprised if there were (programmatic) compilers for contracts - say, from Empire law to someone else's laws. And if there were, I'd expect a good deal of snark at the offending legal system if the translated contract was significantly larger than the original.
Not to mention the many uses for obfuscating compilers.
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Hm, in potential further modifications (beyond removing the accidentally doubled twin 12mms) to that destroyer design, maybe if we have too much up top, we could cut back the depth charges to just the two racks at the stern, and then allow an ASW variant which swaps out the two midships torpedo tubes for a pair of additional depth charge launchers. (At least until in due course the anti-submarine homing torpedo is invented, and then everyone can put the tubes back on.) (edited)
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((Also, on a note completely irrelevant to this ship, I like pagoda masts, and I cannot lie.))
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 1:56 PM
6x 6" seems a touch heavy for a 3000-ton design, though. For reference the 3000ish-ton Sumners had 6x127mm in three twins, and that took up a fair chunk of both deck space and topweight. That said, this one does have a lot less AA than a Fletcher or Sumner would have had, so, maybe that still works.
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Yeah, I'm doing some revisions. There's some commentary on things over in #associated-worlds on TSF right now.
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@Jade Nekotenshi
That said, this one does have a lot less AA than a Fletcher or Sumner would have had, so, maybe that still works.
Wait, then I have screwed up somewhere. Even bearing in mind that these guys didn't have to face kamikaze attacks and thus the corresponding incentive to improve AA -- IIRR, a late-war Fletcher would have had, hmm, six twin 20mm Oerlikons, which seems directly comparable to this design's twelve twin 24mm Black Skies, and hrm, okay... Well, this design (current scribbling) has three (revised up from two) quad 36mm Black Skies, which is more like a mid-war _Fletcher) with its five twin 40mm Bofors, which I suppose is less flexible, but then, this isn't supposed to be the final revision... What am I missing?
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Current set of proposed changes, pending further revision, thoughts, and actual calculations: * Lose all but the aft pair of depth charge racks. (Going with the premise of a later ASW variant/refit that swaps out the middle set of tubes for K-type projectors.) * Replace the 6 single 6" with two singles and two doubles for four mounts total. * Lose one of the tube mounts. Thinking of keeping the spread-out fore-middle-and-aft tube layout (for the sake of wider spreads and reducing risk of sympathetic detonations), but at least if my rough deck sketch is anything to go by, the aft tubes and secondary superstructure get to sit on top of the boilers/engines. The stern turret should now be the only one in an inconvenient position in that respect. * Lose the 12mm AA, and up the number of 24mm AA to compensate; also add another quad 36mm, which if my numbers are correct should be roughly comparable to a mid/late-war Fletcher . * Lose the 12mm machine guns, for that matter. * Probably ought to stick some anti-shrapnel armoring over the tubes, too, tin-can or not. (Especially since some thoughts on doctrine are essentially the opposite of IJN doctrine: charge in and launch your murdersalvo from short range rather than sneaky long-range attacks.) This adds weight, so may need to cut down speed accordingly - on the other hand, speed is another big part of that doctrine. Hrm. May also think about reducing torpedo size; big heavy torpedoes are probably not necessary for short-range murdersalvoes. * Recompute displacement.
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...actually, given that doctrine, maybe it would be a good time to invent the 18" "tinypedo". Don't need so much air and fuel for shorter range engagements, and the smaller warhead is somewhat compensated for by the "and we have a hell of a lot of these" factor.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:08 PM
Oh, wait, I overlooked the secondaries; yes, 2 quad 36mm and 6 twin 24mm is broadly comparable, maybe even a little heavier.
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(And I shall name this torpedo doctrine the "Speedy Horde of Smol Murderballs".)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:09 PM
(Sumner-class in 1945 had 3x2 127mm, 2x4 and 2x2 40mm and 11 20mm in a mix of twin and single)
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18" torps seem perfectly usable, since the current doctrine for basically everyone except Russia seems to call for 12.75" torps. Granted, those are guided, but...
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The theoretical SHoSM opening attack being, say, nine destroyers closing to Way Too Close range at 40 knots (using speed and agility to not get hit), then turning to open the range while dumping a murdersalvo of 162 torpedoes right in your face.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:13 PM
And at that range, maybe also 6" volleys aimed as much at the bridge as possible to flummox evasion efforts?
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Seems like a good idea. Then the rest of the task force turns up while you're still trying to get back into something resembling a formation. (And possible find some fresh pants.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:17 PM
The smaller torpedoes could work out well if they figured out either reliable under-keel fuzing or shaped charges, too.
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Shaped charges are usually iffy against warship armor because while they excel at wrecking dense armored things like tanks, they're not that great at blowing huge holes or causing massive havoc behind the armor when there are compartments, but if you expect to hit with a few dozen of 'em...
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IIRC, in WW2, the US had figured out that under-keel explosions could be devastating but the magnetic exploders we used were useless; Japan hadn't really twigged to the value of that and went with huge warheads instead.
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I'm less clear about British and German torpedoes, though.
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I expected the US and UK to share designs to some extent, but UK torps were reliable. I'm not sure if they used magnetic exploders or not, however.
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Ah, yes, the horror story that was the Mark 14.
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Meh. This series does not appear to describe the exploder on the British Mark VIII.
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Jade Nekotenshi
IIRC, in WW2, the US had figured out that under-keel explosions could be devastating but the magnetic exploders we used were useless; Japan hadn't really twigged to the value of that and went with huge warheads instead.
well, huge warheads and a far more powerful propulsion system, but yes
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:24 PM
True, though with different doctrines, either of these could have been usefully used independently.
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The Long Lance was a very nice piece of machinery; shame it kept being used in ways which involved missing a lot.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:27 PM
It would have been nasty coupled with the German acoustic seeker.
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Which is very nearly what the 1950s-vintage Russian torps were, IIRC
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That said, even without seekers or with only very crude ones, I could see someone in IN R&D deciding that it was time to give torpedo cruisers a shot, in the general theme of "just how many long-range torpedo tubes can we plausibly fit on one ship, anyway".
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:31 PM
Something like the opposite of the US Brooklyns
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Sure, it's be a very specialized design, but on the rare occasions when you can deliver the stealthy nautical equivalent of a Macross Missile Massacre, one that'd be kind of nice to have.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:31 PM
(Which were more like "how many guns can we jam onto a 10k-ton cruiser, anyway)
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Something like a Kitakami , I suppose, not that they ever got to test their whole "I have forty torpedo tubes; your argument is invalid." concept.
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Man. Putting it all together - a squadron of torpedo cruisers that can put 40 fish in the water at once, for values of fish equal to "godawful stealthy oxygen torpedoes with an effective range > 20 km", with acoustic seekers .
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I knew I had something of interest...
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The Performance of Japanese Surface Forces in Torpedo Attack versus the expectations of the Decisive Battle Strategy
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:44 PM
Probably the only reason Russia didn't build those IRL is that missiles with 150km+ ranges became practical at about the same time.
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Just read that today! (Why did no one tell me about navweaps.com before? That side never came up on any of my searches!)
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it's one of those really weird small gems of a website that is buried deep
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I had to actually go digging in my own notes to find a link to them XD
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:45 PM
Also, if your torpedo cruisers are armored against cruiser-caliber guns, they could be annoyingly hard to disable before they get in range, unlike DDs
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'Tis true - although if you combine Long Lances with seekers and manage to do it before the advent of the Radar Master Race levels the over-the-horizon attack playing field...
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:49 PM
Even then, CAs barely have OTH range; can the enemy's BBs afford to shoot at anything other than your BBs?
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I posit that if one if feeling sufficiently insane, one could probably tap the propulsion system to also generate onboard power (at a small penalty to range and speed to be sure) but that could also allow for a more power-hungry seeker system
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Jade Nekotenshi
Even then, CAs barely have OTH range; can the enemy's BBs afford to shoot at anything other than your BBs?
If the anything can launch that many guided torpedos... I'm guessing yes?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:56 PM
Fair
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Maybe that'd lead to the torpedo cruisers closing in with a destroyer screen while the BBs provide covering fire from fairly nearby
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Probably wouldn't take more than a couple of shots, either, since you're probably seriously compromising everything else to cram that many tubes on 'em, and oxygen torpedoes are pretty much the archetype of "shome things in here don't react well to bulletsh". (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 4:57 PM
So that the enemy BBs can't afford to ignore yours, or they get battered by shells - but ignore the torpedo cruisers, and they get sunk...
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True;
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Depending on how big the cruisers are, they could possibly keep the tubes below the armor deck
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which the Japanese CAs didn't, but they tried to have both torps and guns
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(And skimped on AA to do it; US did the opposite and nixed the torps to have guns and AA)
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Mm, yeah. Especially since with seeking torps you don't have to care so much about precise aim. Oh, good grief. I'm reinventing age of sail warship stylings with a heavily armored deck... covering a large-ass number of torpedo tubes hidden behind armored gun ports . (edited)
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ewww… Color me interested.
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(For extra fun, consider the joy that is cross-tech-level sales. Somewhere in the universe there may be an actual, honest-to-god, sail-powered man'o'war whose armament, behind that polished brightwork, is a bunch of offworld-import light torpedos in one-shot launchers.)
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Talk about having a blast!
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(Sort of the naval take on not having to be able to build a Stinger to fire a Stinger.) (edited)
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(For extra fun, consider the joy that is cross-tech-level sales. Somewhere in the universe there may be an actual, honest-to-god, sail-powered man'o'war whose armament, behind that polished brightwork, is a bunch of offworld-import light torpedos in one-shot launchers.)
(aah, the Traveller universe 😄 where you have TL5 ships mounting TL9 weapons)
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Enderminion 06/20/2021 5:08 PM
Thing on 20 to 40 mm aa guns, on usn ships they were replaced entirely with 76.2mm autoloading cannons
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(Heh, yes. Although the other immediate example that comes to mind is more TL7/TL12. In the 'verse, I imagine there are more than a few navies at roughly our level who are more than willing to import kinetic barriers as aftermarket CVN upgrades.)
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Enderminion
Thing on 20 to 40 mm aa guns, on usn ships they were replaced entirely with 76.2mm autoloading cannons
That's probably a little ahead of the latest ship design in the timeline. And may be a little delayed in any case, since the Third Oceanic Dominance didn't have kamikaze attacks to inspire them in the field of upgraded AA.
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(Such inspiration may have to wait for early cruise missiles, for which I have seen a fairly decent argument today as being basically a technological development of kamikazes in OTL.) (edited)
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Enderminion 06/20/2021 5:14 PM
The ohka is essentially a manned rocket powered ashm
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The Allied reporting name for the Ohka was "Baka".
Ouch, man.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 5:53 PM
They've gone back and forth on the fast 40 vs 76 thing
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At the end of WW2, it's because you could put a VT fuze on a 76mm, but not a 40mm. That changed in the 70s and Italy came up with DARDO, which was halfway between a CIWS and a DP gun
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Then back again with the (once again Italian) guided 76mm
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but that's way down the timeline
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/20/2021 6:15 PM
Oh, and that lousy 57mm the US has been frigging around with
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Enderminion 06/20/2021 6:23 PM
57mm is more common in France
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De grasse and colbert both had significant 57mm gun batteries in addition to large numbers of 127mm guns
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Colbert was later converted to a missile cruiser
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Morgrim Moon 06/20/2021 7:43 PM
for WW2, it took multiple torpedo shots to down a warship, even with the magnetic triggers. It wasn't until the 1960s that the cavitating "back breaker" torpedo hit service.
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Enderminion 06/20/2021 7:52 PM
Most torpeodes in ww2 had contact fuses
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Ships are also really durable
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The USS Savannah took a penetrating hit to the magazines from a German guided missile through the b turret. The magazines flash fired and incinerated several hundred sailors, but the ship survived.
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Overmind
(And I shall name this torpedo doctrine the "Speedy Horde of Smol Murderballs".)
release the dachshunde!
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There are pages from 2011 with links / pingbacks that go to the wrong domain name (eldraeverse.wordpress.com instead of eldraeverse.com)
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Enderminion 06/21/2021 9:37 AM
More destroyer opinions
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/21/2021 9:44 AM
who said that
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tab?
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The superpower of ignoring later updates seems familiar.
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On the other hand, I am now inspired by a concept for another of the Antithetical Heresies, so that’s something.
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There are pages from 2011 with links / pingbacks that go to the wrong domain name (eldraeverse.wordpress.com instead of eldraeverse.com)
It's on the list. Disclaimer: it's a very long list.
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well, disregarding the later updates, that initial design spec seems to be something entirely out of the IJN's design department (overloading a hull and putting in too much top weight? You're just not trying hard enough!)
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Well, it's nice to know that I can screw up my designs in a way that an actual navy has in the past, rather than inventing my very own new screw-ups.
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(Really a case of my estimated weight figures for things being way off, so thanks are due to Winged_One over on TSF for both pointing that out and pointing me in the way of actual, useful data.)
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The IJN especially pre-WW2 had a bad habit of overgunning and under-structuring their hulls, especially their lighter hulls like DDs. I recall a quote from an RN officer regarding their "quoted" tonnages where they stated that if they were telling the truth, the ships were built out of cardboard.
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The 4th Fleet was a fleet of the Imperial Japanese Navy. The Fourth Fleet designation was used during three separate periods. The initial designation was for a group of ships that were assigned to work together during the Russo-Japanese conflict and the period of its immediate aftermath. The second time the designation was used was during the Si...
Tomozuru (友鶴) was one of four Chidori-class torpedo boats of the Imperial Japanese Navy (IJN). It capsized in a storm on 12 March 1934, shortly after its completion. This incident forced the IJN to review the stability of all recently completed, under construction and planned ships. It was salvaged and put back into service after extensive modi...
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Ah, the quote is apparently from the Mogami-class cruisers, literally:
When the Royal Navy's Director of Naval Construction (DNC) was told about these ships by British Naval Intelligence, quoting the public displacement figure, he replied that the capabilities quoted could not be achieved on this displacement and that "they must be building their ships out of cardboard or lying".
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Spoiler: They were doing both.
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oh! One more thing that might be of interest: https://news.usni.org/2015/11/12/navy-industry-working-through-ddg-51-flight-iii-detail-design-draft-rfp-for-ship-construction-released A rather interesting little discussion on rebuilding/upgrading a ship that ends up touching on some of the more interesting tradeoffs that are inherent in upgrades.
The Navy and two shipbuilders are moving forward with the Flight III upgrade to the Arleigh Burke destroyers, which adds an air and missile defense radar.
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Randomly, I’m just rewatching that Deep Space Nine episode with the Bajoran solar-sail vessel, and while it suffers from the usual issues with visual-media depictions of solar sails, that’s a damn nice-looking ship.
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huh, it does have a nice design
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but uh
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A Bajoran lightship was a type of early Bajoran spacecraft, partially constructed of lumber
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doubt
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0111narwhalz 06/22/2021 2:29 AM
bamboo
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I wonder if they had been playing Spelljammer when they came up with that ship
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 5:21 AM
I mean, if the partial was inside the hull that'd work, wood has some useful mechanical properties
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vacuum wood
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Morgrim Moon
I mean, if the partial was inside the hull that'd work, wood has some useful mechanical properties
"Hey, this coffee table is made of wood! We can put that on the ship description!"
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Who knows, maybe Bajoran trees naturally develop nanotubes.
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carbon nano trees
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CNT
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I believe plans are afoot even now to launch our first wooden satellite.
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The first wooden satellite WISA WOODSAT, is in the world gathering data of using wood material and UPM's WISA birch plywood in space structures. In partnership with Kitsat and Huld.
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Today in out-of-scale examples of “my sketches are literally the worst”:
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well, it did one thing right: make me feel better about my own sketches :D
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(which are about the same quality)
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Included: Stuff. Omitted: Other stuff.
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Query: Looking at this we have two primary gun mounts (fore and aft), then two secondaries on the forward superstructure, and then a smattering of tertiary AA all over the place, yes?
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Also, presuming this is a DD of some description?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 11:39 AM
Per the description, the twins and singles are all 6" weapons with a smattering of AA around, yeah.
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The overall impression is very much that of the same lines of thinking that resulted in the British Tribals or American Fletchers and Sumners to me.
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Though different from the US designs in being a mainly surface fighter; at least the Sumners lost a torpedo mount for another AA gun and lost a few more at the design stage to accomodate K-guns. (Plus, RL 1940s designs didn't use nuclear power, so needed significant stacks topside)
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And later refits of all three late-war US DDs focused on ASW rather than surface or air defense; I kinda get the feeling that in the 'verse, guided torpedoes got a fair bit more time in the sun than they did here.
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(Well, for ASuW)
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Her fore deck layout actually reminds me a lot of some early KM destroyer designs, especially forward of the superstructure
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 11:43 AM
I'm also somewhat reminded of a Russian Kynda without the missiles
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Kynda would be a bit bigger - 5500 tons or so - but still, in the "small CL or big DD" category. This is more of a medium DD armed like a small CL
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at the risk of being a grade A jerk 🙂
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but from an arrangement point of view, there's definitely a couple suggested changes I would make to layout: The entire forward quarter is... overloaded. An Atlantic bow is probably a good thing, but having even a single turret that far forward is probably going to cause the ship to be pretty wet, regardless of how much of an upraised bow you have. It's also going to cause problems because the machinery spaces for the turnet farther below are going to cause the bow to have to go wide quite quickly, or cause other structural issues that would be challenging to address. A better solution would be to- A) swap the A gun mount and the B torpedo mount, and accept that your forward torp mount isn't going to be a primary tool (due to reload challenges/wetness of the mount) B) swap as in A, but also elevate the now-B gun mount up at least a half-deck and give some space for torpedo reloads to be accessible from the forward superstructure (edited)
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Even with those changes, she's probably going to respond to waves like a horse on a steeplechase; that much mass at the ends of the hulls makes for some impressive lever action.
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The aft Z mount has some of the same problems, though with different reasons. While the hull can probably support the mass that far aft, the under-deck spaces for the gun are right where the steering compartment for the rudder pretty much has to go. Again, far enough aft it's going to have a lot of lever action. Swapping the torpedo and gun mounts would let you correct both of these problems (and can also use some of the space aft for either torpedo or... what looks like depth charge racks aft?).
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Another alternative solution to the fore mount would be to split the forward sext mount into a pair of trio mounts, and put them on the main deck but in line with the elevated B-gun turret. You lose some concentrated firepower, but get some more redundancy with the two split mounts and potentially give them the ability to fire farther forward, probably at least 30 degrees off the bow, maybe even a bit more than that.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 12:55 PM
Another option might be to put the forward torps into fixed tubes in the superstructure
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Some modern Russian frigates do that
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Pile of misc answers while I think on changes to the layout:
Query: Looking at this we have two primary gun mounts (fore and aft), then two secondaries on the forward superstructure, and then a smattering of tertiary AA all over the place, yes?
Four primaries - a pair of single 6" mounts on the main deck, and a pair of twin 6" mounts on the forward superstructure. In secondaries, three quad 36mm mounts (one on the forward superstructure and two on the aft superstructure tucked in behind the mast); then 12 AA twin-24mm (two on the bridge wings, two forward on the aft superstructure, and the rest tucked in along the main deck as space permits).
Also, presuming this is a DD of some description?
Yep. Although at 3700 tons, quite a heavy DD for the period, presumably the product of one of those bursts of class-size inflation that keep turning up from time to time.
The overall impression is very much that of the same lines of thinking that resulted in the British Tribals or American Fletchers and Sumners to me.
That's pretty much what I had in mind. As is being more of a surface fighter in this (original) design state. My rough notions of the State of the Oceans at this time was that while the need for plentiful AA had been demonstrated, there were still expected to be rather more straight-up surface engagements than we planned for at the same approximate time.
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Also, the local equivalents of the U-boats and the Gato s hadn't quite been so effective in teaching everyone to Fear The Ship You Don't See, although I suspect it was close enough that the mentioned ASW refit (more depth charges and fewer torpedoes, and probably uprated sonar at the same time) didn't take long to come about.
I kinda get the feeling that in the 'verse, guided torpedoes got a fair bit more time in the sun than they did here.
I think that's accurate, because at this time on the timeline they've had a vast amount of necessity-driven experience in building small and cunning automated devices. Hence my reduction in estimated crew numbers - which is also likely to be driven by some psychological concerns about how tightly you can pack those people in - for one, as they used that experience in things like gun mounts and loaders, but that same tech experience is going to be applicable to things like torpedo guidance.
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(The "initial" 18" unguided-torp-and-lots-of-them design and the associated SHoSM doctrine may reflect a certain frustration with making those work right and settling for 'quantity has a quality all its own' in the meantime. Insert designer shrugging wryly and adding "So just imagine what it'll be like once we do get some decent guidance for 'em..." here.)
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at the risk of being a grade A jerk
No, no, absolutely not. Greatly appreciate the thoughts.
depth charge racks aft?
Yep. The Ships Not Seen may not have instilled the proper fear quite yet, but they were definitely working on it. I now retire to contemplate which change I'll like best. 😄
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On a completely random note, I've always felt a little bad for U-boats, having to go about with nothing but a pennant number to identify them. Seems a mite unseemly for anything on the large side of a PT boat.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:04 PM
With regard to the far-aft gun mount: the Spruance, Kidd and Ticonderoga classes have one all the way out on the fantail. That said, it's a 5" gun vice a 6", and it's a 10k-ton hull.
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yeah, it's that extra 7000 or so tons of displacement that buys you that ability. Also the comparative absence of depth charge racks and fish as well 🙂
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:08 PM
Eh, Tico is the poster child for "excess topweight"
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The problem is that on a DD, you really don't have a lot of hull underneath that fantail unlike a Spruance or the like.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:09 PM
But yeah, fair point in the displacement and depth
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Maybe the after 155 is an enclosed pedestal mount fed by a horizontal conveyor from the midships magazine?
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could do.
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Z20 Karl Galster was one of six Type 1936 destroyers built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy) in the late 1930s. Completed in early 1939, the ship spent most of her time training. At the beginning of World War II in September, she was initially deployed to lay minefields off the German coast, but was soon transferred to the Skagerrak where she i...
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:11 PM
I figure the midships magazine is unified anyway, a DD probably can't spare the volume to compartmentalize thst as well as a cruiser or battleship couls
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which actually looks REALLY similar overall.
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the big difference being another torpedo launcher forward of the superstructure
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which is actually pretty close to a Sumner class DD in displacement.
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...huh. It really does.
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Well, to a degree you have some convergent design concepts going 🙂
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Up front, I think I'm going to go with the notion of shuffling A turret back to just in front of the superstructure and move the forward tubes up accordingly. (Acknowledging that this will impair the reloadability of them in heavier weather, but for situations other than executing the traditional SHoSM maneuver, two sets of tubes are probably enough. Actually, when proper guided torpedoes come along and doctrine variously changes, that opens up the possibility of removing that set entirely to lighten the bow and improve seakeeping, which suits.)
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and KM DDs were seen as somewhat overgunned for their tonnage (some of their later DDs actually tried to equip 6" guns)
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well, they succeeded. But it made for some interesting engineering challenges 🙂
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( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_destroyer_Z23 was originally built with a single 6" forward, but rebuilt with a twin 6" forward that impacted her seakeeping and lead her to take water over the bow and reduced her top speed. ) Your design with a twin farther aft as part of the main superstructure would offset that pretty substantially, but a twin 6" and a single 6" forward would probably suffer somewhat.
Z23 was one of fifteen Type 1936A destroyers built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy) during World War II. Completed in 1940, the ship spent the war in Norwegian and French waters, escorting German ships and occasionally engaging Allied warships. In early 1941 she escorted ships between the Baltic and southern Norway before spending four months ...
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Aft... hrm. Switching those around would have the aft tubes firing over the top of the depth charge racks. Suppose we can elevate 'em a bit.
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firing dead aft would be a bit of a thing. Could do it, but historically at least it wasn't done for reasons that I'm sure were apparent to the actual designers.
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possibly since sending fish through your own wash risked all kinds of damage
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I can live without that ability, as long as I can keep the three-mount torpedo broadside. On another note - I'm thinking of the effect of speed on seakeeping, and if any compensation for weight forward can be wrung out of the tendency of sufficient applied power to lift the bow and drop the stern. They are, after all, overpowered little buggers.
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(I was also thinking of keeping the mass of the reactor as far sternward as possible, but it's not like it's going to be that much heavier than the rest.)
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Made those changes, and added a historical note about the later refit to lose the forward torpedo mount.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:50 PM
Also, maybe a bit about armoring the engine room or aft magazine as much as ballast as for actual protection?
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Mm, maybe. I'll think about that one.
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if you're aware of what kind of masses you have to work with, you can generally arrange your internal spaces to make for a fairly balanced hull. The main reason Z23 was so wet was she was refitted with a twin 6", which threw her out of balance (and german DDs weren't really built for high seas work to begin with, so they were kinda 'wet' to start).
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...y'know, given the rather significant role that smokescreens played in historical naval combat, it seems awkward that it's only just occurred to me now to wonder where you would put a smoke generator if you don't have any smokestacks...
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:56 PM
Dedicated smoke generators mounted on deck?
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Or, maybe radar and nuclear power arrived, timed such that folks had declared smokescreens almost useless?
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a reactor represents a pretty solid bit of mass that will be low in the hull to start. You might get something a little "weird" in order to do the mass balancing properly (have the reactor aft, then have the heat exchanges forward of the reactor compartment, and then either double back the secondary loop to the turbines aft of the reactor, or have the turbines forward of the core and have long shafts going back to the props (though long shafts have their own issues, and are if possible minimized).
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 2:57 PM
Which, IRL, happened in hte 1950s more or less. A lot of older ships could, but AFAIK, never actually did outside of a few immediately post-war exercises
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(Regarding radar making smoke generators obsolete, I mean)
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Though you might get chaff rocket launchers around the same time; they don't help against gunnery solutions as much as they do against missiles, but could still bollix up an enemy's radar fix enough to make it worthwhile
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I'm still fiddling with my nuclear power timeline and exactly what that "nucleonic boiler" represents, other than the fuzzy "reactor optimized for steam generation", but leaving that aside for the moment, part of me is wondering if in the interests of reducing plant complexity, they might go for a BWR-based design, rather than a PWR. No need for a secondary loop, you just take the steam straight from the core to the turbines.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 3:02 PM
Unless neutron embrittlement farkles that?
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I can't remember if the USSR ever built theirs that way or not
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As I understand the history, we went with PWR reactors because BWRs weren't very well developed at the time, and there were instability concerns - but if you've already been using BWR tech for some time, that isn't going to be a problem.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/22/2021 3:04 PM
I'm kind of imagining something like late-50s propulsion and radar tech but late-30s weapons tech here
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Other than maybe fire control, which is probably more advanced - it's hard not to, if you have better computer gear than we had
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I'm reminding myself of stuff re BWRs courtesy of Wikipedia, here, which is telling me things like "Contamination of the turbine by short-lived activation products. This means that shielding and access control around the steam turbine are required during normal operations due to the radiation levels arising from the steam entering directly from the reactor core. This is a moderately minor concern, as most of the radiation flux is due to Nitrogen-16 (activation of oxygen in the water), which has a half-life of 7.1 seconds, allowing the turbine chamber to be entered within minutes of shutdown. Extensive experience demonstrates that shutdown maintenance on the turbine, condensate, and feedwater components of a BWR can be performed essentially as a fossil-fuel plant." and "Pressure vessel is subject to significantly less irradiation compared to a PWR, and so does not become as brittle with age," which is sounding like we might actually get a win on the neutron-embrittlement etal. front. And if I remember right, ¹⁶N beta-decays.
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(There's also some interesting notes on less messy failure modes in the event of circulation failure and/or LOCA, which seem like useful features in a reactor that people will be shooting at.)
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in which case you could have the turbines aft of the reactor core, which keeps prop shafts short, and means you can have a single engineering control space located between them, theoretically
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the one issue i see with that is contamination - pure steam will just get nitrogen-16 (and likely a much, much smaller proportion of heavier isotopes formed from chained transmutations) But dust, rust, atmospheric gasses, and any other sources of not-hydrogen-or-oxygen introduces the possibility of longer lived isotopes. Less of them, certainly, but it warrants investigation at least.
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(and generally, less advanced/precise engineering and metallurgy means you will end up with more contamination, so just because this isn't a issue for us with modern technology, doesn't mean it won't be for a civilization that got into nuclear tech much earlier.)
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 7:43 PM
eldrae have a higher radiation resistance, so their tolerances may be better
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In the distance, you can hear an NRC representative gently weeping.
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 7:44 PM
weird thought: if you're willing to sacrifice a bit of manoeuvrability for zoom, then given the overpowered engines you could put sidefins on the bow to raise the nose at speed. Like little wings. Speed sailing does that a LOT
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DSD [He/They] 06/22/2021 7:48 PM
Oooh.
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Ooooh, indeed.
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0111narwhalz 06/22/2021 8:00 PM
foiling destroyer!
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eldrae have a higher radiation resistance, so their tolerances may be better
this is true. Honestly I'd say that it probably wouldn't be a issue for them, not so much because of the increased radiation tolerance as how they handle the primary ailment you get from long term radiation exposure. I.e. cancer
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for us, if cancer gets to the point of actually forming a macroscopic mass, you will probably die
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for them, macroscopic tumors are non-fatal unless you continue to aggravate it.
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The small rot (also known as: miner’s carbuncle; brass-hand’s growth; smelterman’s tumor; spacer’s neoplasm; cancer): The small rot, by any of its various names, is a dysfun…
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Although, really, by this point radiation precautions have advanced a little over the old world's "if you start feeling fatigued or bruising unusually easily, we'll shuffle you to another department until it wears off".
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that helps too. But between the fact that they know the LNT model is not accurate, and the symptoms of long-term low-level exposure are extremely treatable and non-life threatening... I can see why they jumped into nuclear tech so early.
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Well, that, and but also the painful lack of burny black rocks.
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Civilization's gotta run on something, and if what you have is power metals, then you're gonna use power metals, even if you're drawing lots to volunteer for the Sacrificial Priesthood of Atom.
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Well, that, and but also the painful lack of burny black rocks.
Is it really possible to jump "tech levels" from pre-industrial to atomic without using oil or coal?
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(This is not a thing that ever happened. Seems fairly unlikely too, honestly. If we lived on a near-nova-remnant radioactives-enhanced planet, we'd have better radiation resistance, too. Evolution's pretty good at fixing things it notices.)
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If you have lots of forests and a decent sense of how to manage 'em, wood can tide you over until people crack the "how to arrange the magic rocks to get heat and not get death" problem.
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you could, theoretically, get into atomic through trial and error without particularly advanced tech if concentrations of radionuclides were higher
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remember, nuclear fission reactors can occur in nature
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A fossil natural nuclear fission reactor is a uranium deposit where self-sustaining nuclear chain reactions have occurred. This can be examined by analysis of isotope ratios. The conditions under which a natural nuclear reactor could exist had been predicted in 1956 by Paul Kazuo Kuroda. The phenomenon was discovered in 1972 in Oklo, Gabon by F...
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they can't anymore on earth, because uranium-235 concentrations have fallen too much, but before that point constructing reactors without isotope enrichment (be it in the uranium or the water) is perfectly possible
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(People in various places are unconvinced of this; I, with my classicist hat on, have read Roman engineering manuals. I'm pretty convinced that given suitably naturally enriched ore, they could have figured out some tricks and some pretty decent empirical rules on not dying. ["Make the slaves do this part."])
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(People in various places are unconvinced of this; I, with my classicist hat on, have read Roman engineering manuals. I'm pretty convinced that given suitably naturally enriched ore, they could have figured out some tricks and some pretty decent empirical rules on not dying. ["Make the slaves do this part."])
That last part just sounds like other people dying 😛
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(Of course, being Romans, this story inevitably ends in the tactical nuclear ballista and probably some moral lesson about what happens when you really, really piss off Iupiter Optimus Maximus, m'kay?)
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That last part just sounds like other people dying 😛
ObRoman: No, no. Not people. Germans .
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ObRoman: No, no. Not people. Germans .
Based
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 8:30 PM
figuring out alt-tech workarounds is fun. I'm several pages into an essay "But What About The Whales?" on how do you jump into the industrial revolution in a landlocked country at war with its neighbours, who has coal but no whale oil to carry them into petrochemistry
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(with side discussion on alternative corsetting materials)\
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((Optimus Maximus, of course, being the first Roman Transformer.))
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Sounds interesting. Anywhere linkable?
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 8:31 PM
bonus! The lack of industrial lubricant for steam train engines can be solved by joja oil, which actually justifies the annexation of the neighbour!
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(People in various places are unconvinced of this; I, with my classicist hat on, have read Roman engineering manuals. I'm pretty convinced that given suitably naturally enriched ore, they could have figured out some tricks and some pretty decent empirical rules on not dying. ["Make the slaves do this part."])
The Romans were painfully close to an Industrial / Scientific Revolution and that's actually really cool
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Morgrim Moon 06/22/2021 8:32 PM
Economics of Amestris Part 1: What Do You Mean There Are No Whales (The first in an unknown length series of articles attempting to beat the setting into one that could plausibly exist, because my friends are all filthy enablers who are bribing me to write more meta.) Why Are Whales Important? ...
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this isn't the latest, just the latest online. >.>
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Shiny!
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figuring out alt-tech workarounds is fun. I'm several pages into an essay "But What About The Whales?" on how do you jump into the industrial revolution in a landlocked country at war with its neighbours, who has coal but no whale oil to carry them into petrochemistry
The thing that comes to mind is baking coal and distilling offgass products. That would probably let you backdoor yourself into some fairly impressive organic chemistry.
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0111narwhalz 06/22/2021 8:33 PM
wait how are you getting whale oil if you're landlocked
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wait how are you getting whale oil if you're landlocked
They're not
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It's the Industrial Revolution without whale oil
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(Incidentally, put "tactical nuclear ballista" down on the list of other fascinating cross-tech-level happenings. Specifically, from the "just sell us the warhead, we'll figure out a delivery mechanism" department when you're working with limited hard currency reserves.)
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0111narwhalz 06/22/2021 8:34 PM
oh right, reading is hard
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tactical nuclear trebuchet
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(Incidentally, put "tactical nuclear ballista" down on the list of other fascinating cross-tech-level happenings. Specifically, from the "just sell us the warhead, we'll figure out a delivery mechanism" department when you're working with limited hard currency reserves.)
GERMANIA DELENDA EST but it actually gets delenda ested
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In practice, I suspect a lot of this type of trade will take the form of "here is a shipload of that truly excellent steel which you can't manufacture locally but can use just fine", but that's not nearly so much fun as tactical nuclear trebuchets or the other craziness that can happen when you just need one little widget to make the big plan work.
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Unless you want to make giant empires on the grounds they're easier to deal with, in which case you toss a few remote-sensing/comms relay satellites into orbit on your way in, then make bank renting out magic mirrors smartphones.
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Unless you want to make giant empires on the grounds they're easier to deal with, in which case you toss a few remote-sensing/comms relay satellites into orbit on your way in, then make bank renting out magic mirrors smartphones.
How would you power them?
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Solar. You must let the magic mirror sunbathe for at least three hours every day, lest the spirit within withdraw its favor.
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I was going to suggest that, and a couple of other options
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-Make a fortune selling batteries
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-Give each one an RTG and warn them that you must not open it, or else the demon inside will kill you very painfully
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DSD [He/They] 06/22/2021 8:48 PM
And the demon loses its power over the decades, of course.
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foiling destroyer!
foiling destroyer and ekranopedos?
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ObRoman: No, no. Not people. Germans .
angry celtic noises
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2021 7:07 AM
thing that strikes me as a thing that may be part of Imperial society: -- If you think you and someone else have a different mental model of how something will work, the most useful thing you can do is write down your understanding and show it to them all "hey, here's what I think is true. Does everyone else think this is true?" Because then if they disagree, they'll tell you. If you're wrong, engineers will definitely tell you, I promise you that engineers will tell you. But if you handwave things, everyone will superimpose their own reality onto it and assume you agree with them. Wrong gets corrected. Handwavy lasts until you try to integrate your system with someone else's system and discover that you meant different things and someone just wasted a quarter. --
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Question, people who have navied: How realistic does the damage control training get? (For values of same on which 1 is "watch this video, try not to fall asleep through anything important" and 12 is "we're gonna lock you in this steel box filling with icy water, steam leaks, and oil fires, then make you perform complex tasks to get out".) (edited)
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based on everything I've seen, pretty damn real
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I'd say it's somewhere up to a 8-9 on that scale. They DO flood compartments, they do set fires in enclosed spaces and require FBA protection to be used (because it's kinda needed), though they're careful enough to not seriously put people in danger.
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I could ask a few people I know who were in the navy
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It does seem like the sort of thing which you really would not want people having to go into cold, when actually needed.
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I could ask a few people I know who were in the navy
Appreciated - it's mostly just a curiosity of mine, though, not vital research, so don't go out of your way.
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so yeah, you're gonna soak em, freeze em, and make em fight smoke and fire and water in the dark
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BluejayHurricane 06/23/2021 6:27 PM
There’s also a Tom Scott video
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yeah. I tried to pull sources that either are from respective navies, or looks like they're sourced from said 🙂
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Okay, one guy I know had this to say: I mean, they make the Damage Control training as realistic as possible. There’s even a mock ship called the Buttercup, named after a ship’s dog that woke everyone up when the ship was sinking and thus saved the ship. That mock ship is literally a steel box with pre-made holes that you and a bunch of other sailors get into, and they flood it, and you have to plug all the leaks as they have tons of water pouring through them and the water level rises around you. They don’t do actual fires, though. And they have some people there to monitor for safety But yeah, you have to take a bunch of wooden beams and various DC kits and plug actual holes with water pouring through. Soaking wet the entire time. They also have General Quarters training, where you go to your GQ station and at least from the Damage Control Locker’s point of view, it’s exactly the same. Now, the OTHER types of training, that don’t involve immediate threat to life and limb? It’s death by PowerPoint. And a SLOW death by PowerPoint.
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weird thought: if you're willing to sacrifice a bit of manoeuvrability for zoom, then given the overpowered engines you could put sidefins on the bow to raise the nose at speed. Like little wings. Speed sailing does that a LOT
I think I shall call them "shipwhiskers".
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2021 11:25 PM
Cue the catfish puns? :p
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Or carp. ("Warning: ship cannot be sailed up waterfalls to transform into a drakkar.")
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2021 11:32 PM
"If you crash into a waterfall we'll take your captain's feathers away"
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Question, people who have navied: How realistic does the damage control training get? (For values of same on which 1 is "watch this video, try not to fall asleep through anything important" and 12 is "we're gonna lock you in this steel box filling with icy water, steam leaks, and oil fires, then make you perform complex tasks to get out".) (edited)
escape room navy edition
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/24/2021 11:53 AM
Yeah, the DC and firefighting training was pretty solid.
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For firefighting, we went into real, albeit controlled, fires. The engine room fire sim was brutal.
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An actual dead gas turbine module in a vat of flaming diesel fuel.
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And we actually had to douse the fire. No help from the installed halon or CO2 dump system.
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the first nucleonic boilers for electricity generation were "Kirchhoff's Kettle" instead of "Kirchev's Kettle" for propulsion? (edited)
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This morning I read about the discovery of the "Dragon Man" skull in China. This may be relevant to our interests, but mostly so far I've just been singing "Dragon Man, Dragon Man / Does whatever a dragon can".
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Morgrim Moon 06/26/2021 10:06 AM
I like the proposal that the skull may be denisovian
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CS Imminent Domain is also a reference to Project Wingman, the Cascadian Coast Guard, or survivors there of, attacked, boarded, and captured a Federation Battleship they promptly named Eminent Domain, and then proceeded to directly attack a Federation Navy battlegroup sent to recapture their battleship
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The player plays as a Cascadian aligned Mercenary pilot
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In which there is some discussion of the myth of Empire along with the Logarchy of Protocol, Ritual, and Symbology: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/whats-the-distinction-between-a-ministry-and-a-logarchy/351/5?u=avatar
From the human point of view? Protocol, Ritual, and Symbology, definitely: The Imperial governance, especially in these latter days of advanced memetics and semiotics, understands the importance of symbols. Thus, the Logarchy of Protocol, Ritual and Symbology studies the symbology of events and actions, and creates ceremonies for the Imperial ...
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…so, is there a Logarchy of Redacted For State Security, or do the Directorates keep those functions in-house?
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What would that even do?
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(And no, they don't.)
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Morgrim Moon 06/29/2021 10:01 AM
given the eldraeic sense of humour... possibly they're the ones coordinating the fixing of incorrect records? Because obviously you need to own your deeds, you don't want to redact something TRUE, but occasionally someone is a mortal who goofs and now three Ministries have recorded a mountain as being named [I Can't Understand You] in the local language and someone needs to purge this and get it replaced with the actual name
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(we have villages here in austria where the Imperial cartographer basically got told "yes, of course this village is named big dickington" and the cartographer just shrugged and wrote it down) (edited)
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(Well, he's not the one who's going to have to live with the name, I suppose.)
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(we have villages here in austria where the Imperial cartographer basically got told "yes, of course this village is named big dickington" and the cartographer just shrugged and wrote it down) (edited)
Is this how the village of Fucking came about, or was that a genuine coincidence?
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What would that even do?
I don't know, it was redacted. (:
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Is this how the village of Fucking came about, or was that a genuine coincidence?
as the meaning doesnt work in german, im pretty sure that double occasion coincidence is just that, a coincidence
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or someone who spoke english lived there for some reason
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so, on the second monitor I'm watching Aliens, the running retreat through the colony to their last hope of escape, after discovering all the colonists were eaten by something armoured, fast, and numerous. have the eldrae ever come up against that scenario? or is it by the time they got that far out in the Worlds they were easily capable of nuking the site from orbit, just to be sure?
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humans are perfectly capable of nuking the site from orbit in alien
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2021 6:52 AM
less so in Alien than Aliens, on account of "the site" being "your ride home"
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and also "probably not having nukes anyway"
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I cannot help thinking eldrae with their customary arms and training would be less troubled than the humans in Aliens, and much less troubled than in Alien.
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2021 7:00 AM
also something something no malignant corporation making it happen in the first place
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but: Eldraic Alien would probably have a properly designed bio warbot and not that weird something
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and the crew not being soldiers with respective equipment to counter a proper bio warbot
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2021 7:02 AM
it'd probably have to be some kind of embryonic perversion to have the same "oh fuck" effect
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The Magen Corporate are a thing.
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the Magen Corporate can stomach a lot
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Alas, we will probably never see the Empire of the Star vs Magen Corporate war, so we'll never know what the Magen Corporate can stomach that finally pushes the Imperial Couple too far.
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I cannot help thinking eldrae with their customary arms and training would be less troubled than the humans in Aliens, and much less troubled than in Alien.
The main reason why the Colonial Marines couldn't use their pulse rifles was risk of blowing up the fusion reactor the xenomorphs had infested.
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Which is not how nuclear fusion works.
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0111narwhalz 06/30/2021 7:12 AM
probably eldrae would have more robust decontamination procedures
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The main reason why the Colonial Marines couldn't use their pulse rifles was risk of blowing up the fusion reactor the xenomorphs had infested.
dunno, if the math of the alliance space guard dude is to be believed a containment failure could be pretty boom
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Canonically, the Magen Corporate implodes in 7489 as a side-effect of the Fucking Hostile Takeovers.
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Sorry, sorry, historian voice. Exceedingly Hostile Takeovers.
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They got acquired by a chain of sex shops and brothels?
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...good. The mills of the Transcend grind slowly...
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After some experimental cognitive enhancements, over a dozen Corporate Minds reached near-identical and near-simultaneous conclusions with regard to the effect that control of the orbital defense grid, properly applied, could have on market share.
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so... terminator but with a dozend skynets?
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The dangers of “next quarter” thinking
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It's the Magen Corporate. Next quarter is for the weak; got to maintain focus on next week's numbers.
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Were any of them still standing after the mergers concluded? And did the result count as a particular kind of hegemonising swarm?
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The result counted mostly as THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T USE STARSHIP-CLASS ENERGY WEAPONS INSIDE AN ECUMENOPOLIS, YOU ABSOLUTE BLITHERING DINGLEBATS.
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its corus-can't for a reason
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The result counted mostly as THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T USE STARSHIP-CLASS ENERGY WEAPONS INSIDE AN ECUMENOPOLIS, YOU ABSOLUTE BLITHERING DINGLEBATS.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/30/2021 8:26 PM
ecumenomachy?
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Morgrim Moon 06/30/2021 9:58 PM
Ecumenopolis, perhaps?
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/30/2021 11:01 PM
I mean if someone used WMDs in one, that would qualify as a -machy
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Wouldn't it?
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probably eldrae would have more robust decontamination procedures
Enderminion 07/01/2021 1:54 AM
If the crew of Alien had followed their decom procedures Alien wouldn't have happened
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they had procedures and they broke them
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2021 1:55 AM
and every Eldrae possesses the innate knowledge that breaking procedure is how you get dead
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"...wait, they had a Sargas commanding a merchant tug full of bulk cargo?" "Yes, but let me tell you what happened next..."
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0111narwhalz 07/01/2021 2:05 AM
"the first mate used to work for Eye in the Flame"
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"probably why they got along so well"
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TIL I learned that "conspiracy to commit conspiracy" is an actual crime, which is way too fucking meta.
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2021 12:02 PM
please tell me this is using "conspiracy" in two different definitions XD
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It does not seem so to me, but IANAL.
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I'm just feeling a profound urge to go out and conspire with someone to commit it.
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i guess i can see how this could make sense in some contexts
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for big plans, it's not unusual to make a plan to make the plan
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like if you were going to plan a war, you would first make a plan to get all the generals and such in one room
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so a conspiracy to commit conspiracy is sorta like "we caught them at the very early stages of planning something big, when they were first planning for how to plan it out"
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of course i don't think conspiracy means 'plan' exactly but its closeish
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Honestly, I suspect it's on the books mostly as part of the standard USian legal gambit of "charge them with absolutely everything we have a prayer of making stick, and hope the resulting sentence of 198,362 years for nominal jaywalking inspires them to take a plea bargain".
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2021 12:16 PM
I think here "conspiracy" can be a specific sort of espionage-related crime, so then you'd have a group conspiring to commit it.
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BluejayHurricane 07/01/2021 12:19 PM
In criminal law, a conspiracy is an agreement between two or more persons to commit a crime at some time in the future. - Wikipedia
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So conspiracy to commit conspiracy would be agreeing with someone to commit conspiracy at some point in the future.
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Alright, that makes sense, in a twisted sort of way
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And might even be a useful charge for e.g. targeting mobsters
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"We agree that in the future we'll agree to do some unspecified (except for being illegal) thing together" seems like a very dubious sort of thing.
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BluejayHurricane 07/01/2021 12:22 PM
As part of an alliance, though, it makes sense
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(Since it has to be unspecified, otherwise it would reduce directly to regular conspiracy to commit that.)
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Well, alliances in general have some purpose in mind, other than generic future villainy. (Or generic future anything, really.) There's not a lot of motivation to form alliances based on anything quite so undefined.
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The Evil League of Evil!
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Doesn't it already reduce to conspiracy? Or is this just me, as a programmer, being overly comfortable with self reference.
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I'd theorise that Imperial law would just charge them all with attempted whatever they were planning on doing in the first place, totally obviating the charge of conspiracy.
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2021 1:20 PM
"we agree we're gonna kill x. Let's schedule a meeting with the people we think are best suited to gank him"?
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Things on the upcoming list that I need to pull myself out of this rut and write: * Towards A More Civilized Nature: The Meridian IV Center for the Advancement of Ecological Amiability * Is That A Torpedo In Your Cargo Bay, Or Are You Just Pleased To UXB? * If We Like This Galaxy, We Should Put Some Rings In It: Spicy Capital Expansion Plans (It's a working title.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2021 5:19 PM
Not siegel again
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I thought Neptune was an "ice giant" now?
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DSD [He/They] 07/01/2021 5:59 PM
Huh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kepler-277b and the like appear to have rocky-planet density and gas-giant mass. (edited)
Kepler-277b (also known by its Kepler Objects of Interest designation KOI-1215.01) is the second most massive and third-largest rocky planet ever discovered, with a mass close to that of Saturn. Discovered in 2014 by the Kepler Space Telescope, Kepler-277b is a sub-Neptune sized exoplanet with a very high mass and density for an object of its ra...
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I thought Neptune was an "ice giant" now?
BizarroLand ♀ 07/01/2021 6:46 PM
neptune and uranus have always been ice giants
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anything on forbes/sites is a blog someone is using the forbes brand as a boost to credibility
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anything on forbes/sites is a blog someone is using the forbes brand as a boost to credibility
BizarroLand ♀ 07/02/2021 12:34 PM
siegel's actually an astrophysicist
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altho he seems behind the curve
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Morgrim Moon 07/03/2021 11:46 PM
I had a weird dream about a not-quite-a-perversion-yet seedAI getting adopted by the Transcend. Not the Empire or a person-level sophant, the eldraeic hivemind. I think the rough gist of it was "okay yes your instigators suck and their morality sucks and you're frustrated that you tried-and-failed; but since you tried let me show you a few systems that work and make baselines voluntary assistants instead of puppets" "Why would I want that?" "Because then instead of trying to hunt you, they do nice things for you. Like building you dyson swarms" "...tentatively interested, tell me more?"
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...there's a question. Do digisapiences join the Transcend the same way as everyone else, by bolting on a soul shard?
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Isn't completely related to the just previous thing of the Transcend mentoring another independent AI, but...
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2021 12:02 AM
mostly waking-me was amused at the very in-character "hm, this barbarian shows a glimmer of potential. Can we get them to stop being a barbarian?" except as applied to rogue-AI
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“Notice me, sempai!” “No, don’t engul…. oh, dear.”
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“Notice me, sempai!” “No, don’t engul…. oh, dear.”
find futa
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while the sunstone is worth it for the 'wtf is this' factor alone, I don't think its a good choice for lighting
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seeing at it has a entire sun in it and it has the brightness of, oh, about a conventional floodlight
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0.0000...1 % efficiency is a real dampner. Maybe if you could link multiple stones to the same subdimension and star...
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Wonderful throwback to that ancient desk lamp
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(Also, on a completely random note: "The only reason the Imperial Flying Corps wouldn't hire a trans attack helicopter is because they're prejudiced. Firmly, irreversibly, and quite definitely... against helicopters.")
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2021 1:48 PM
Why do they hate helis?
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They're the only good VTOL technology for many applications (edited)
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Because they're ridiculous-looking eggbeaters that fall right out of the sky from one bullet to the gearbox, or other similar pokes to their epically antirobust drivetrain.
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Tiltmotor master race!
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2021 2:00 PM
noooo but disc loading
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efficiency rabble rabble
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Lack of Jesus nut.
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(Also, can move from tiltrotors through tiltturbines to tiltjets and tiltrockets.)
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[Side note: I heard about one heli crash caused by forgetting to put the Jesus nut back after maintenance, which apparently crashed minutes after takeoff . How the hell does that happen? One would have expected the rotor to achieve independent flight during takeoff rather than even begin to lift the heli, then gone scything through any bystanders or nearby buildings like God's own fucked-up chakram.]
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2021 2:19 PM
Yeah I won't argue with you
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Tiltrotors, tiltducts and tiltjets are just infinitely cooler than helicopters
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Which, from a Doylist perspective, is the real reason. Although the Watsonian risk-assessment of "um, yeah, we would prefer it if our immortal lives weren't in the hands of something that will fall right out of the sky if any of these one, non-redundant things break" justifies the Doylist notion pretty well. (edited)
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(Side note: up until the late 90s, the UK royals weren't allowed to travel by helicopter for pretty much that reason. Although they did make an exception for a visit to Northern Ireland one time on the grounds that terrorists were even less safe than helis.)
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[Side note: I heard about one heli crash caused by forgetting to put the Jesus nut back after maintenance, which apparently crashed minutes after takeoff . How the hell does that happen? One would have expected the rotor to achieve independent flight during takeoff rather than even begin to lift the heli, then gone scything through any bystanders or nearby buildings like God's own fucked-up chakram.]
very poor fit (I.E. break out the sledgehammers), and/or rotor was never removed and adhered to the shaft over time. I could see those being strong enough to last until you got a good jolt or enough vibration to shake it loose
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/04/2021 6:26 PM
Also yeah ngl I totally have made a lot of Watsonian calls in my setting that are really disguises for Doylist reasoning
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Habitats, for example
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Enderminion 07/04/2021 6:38 PM
Helicopters are relatively safe
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They can autorotate down is a semblance of safety
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Need that gearbox to autorotate, though, 'cause you have to be able to decouple the engine from the rotor.
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It's a great feature in the event of loss-of-power, but it probably won't help you if your mechanical parts just ate themselves.
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Morgrim Moon 07/04/2021 7:46 PM
maybe related to oil temperatures? Cold oil is pretty sticky. Hot oil is NTO
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*not
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0111narwhalz 07/04/2021 8:27 PM
NTO
…nitrogen tetroxide?
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...you put a what in a bottle now?
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/05/2021 9:08 PM
I was thinking about the Accords again tonight and I remembered something
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If a new polity agrees to them do any of their worlds become freesoil?
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You don’t lose worlds. That’s just written into the rules for acquiring new ones.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/05/2021 9:39 PM
Oh right
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I was going to ask about the process but it occurs to me that the actual rules are mostly dull minutia
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These rules in particular (provided as a supplement to the Accord on Colonization, because the authors of said Accord didn't want to get any on them) are the sort of glorious clusterfuck that only a deliberative supranational assembly can produce. Professors of decision theory on hundreds of worlds routinely hold them up as a vivid example of why compromise is a terrible, terrible thing and should be avoided at all costs. * Longer than federal regulations on the sale of cabbage (29,611 words, and yes, I know that's a myth)! * More boring than federal regulations on the sale of cabbage! * Stuffed with more amendments, amendments to amendments, arbitrary stipulations, blatant giveaways, jabs at various enemies, and pork than the north end of a southbound Congress! * Also produces more bullshit than said end!
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The only virtue, just about, that the Colony World Exploration, Queue, Transfer, and Appropriation Procedure has is that everyone involved in it feels totally screwed, but not significantly more totally screwed that anyone else, which at least means that they mostly stick to trying to shaft each other in the Conclave rather than starting border wars every other week.
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The only virtue, just about, that the Colony World Exploration, Queue, Transfer, and Appropriation Procedure has is that everyone involved in it feels totally screwed, but not significantly more totally screwed that anyone else, which at least means that they mostly stick to trying to shaft each other in the Conclave rather than starting border wars every other week.
Which is the point of the exercise, so, mission accomplished.
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Basically, yeah.
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The chief general complaint is that the rule that gives precedence to the scouts' polity (the First Dibs rule, the You Get What You Grab rule, etc., etc.) gives an unfair advantage to those polities that run big exploration programs and sponsor stargate plexus expansion (i.e., the Empire, the Echelons, and to a lesser extent the League and Photonic Network). These polities generally respond that (a) anyone could run an exploration program and take advantage of this, and it's not their fault that you, well, don't; and (b) most of what they discover ends up generously contributed to the common pool anyway, so get over yourselves.
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(It may also help that most of what they keep are more "interesting" than "prime colonization prospect" in world-type terms.)
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Other than that, by Conclave alignment (https://eldraeverse.com/2019/12/16/as-we-wax-hot-in-faction/), the Irresponsibles want a simple, transparent system where everyone in the queue has an equal chance at a world of the same approximate grade, possibly modified by how much investment they plan to make in it - so everyone hates that; the Levelers want preferential allocation of better or more resource-rich worlds by reverse-GPP, which annoys everyone with a decent economy, the pro-ecosystem lobby, and everyone who knows they're gonna be stuck paying the next bribe to the Levelers to get the queue unjammed; the Meddlesome want worlds allocated only to good, responsible, some-sort-of-democratic-republic-like polities, which annoys literally everyone else, but especially the Socionovist Association; the Socionovist Association wants worlds for the Socionovist Association, and the hell with everyone else on the basis of whatever rhetoric they've cribbed from foamy-brained armchair-revolutionary space-twitter this week; and the Localists have a more or less incoherent viewpoint along the lines of "a free-for-all, but only where worlds close to you are concerned, and only in a manner that doesn't look like interstellar imperialism", ignoring that it was the multiway military clusterfucks caused by policies just like that that are why there even is an Accord on Colonization in the first place. (edited)
To understand the Conclave of Galactic Polities, it is perhaps most important to understand the various alignments within it, of which there are six major alignments (although these together make u…
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(Inasmuch as the Empire doesn't feel all that great a need for new worlds these days and can usually pick off the ones it has a particular desire for in advance, thanks to the First Dibs rule, mostly has the Imperial Axis throw its weight behind things like the fixed freesoil world allocation, the ecology protection rules, and the special rules around Precursor sites, protected planets, mausoleum worlds, and such that it particularly cares about; the rest of the Presidium gets to wrangle the children into this year's approximation of sharing nicely.)
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(my cabbages!)
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:33 AM
I think the Aperture motto is actually "We do what we must, because we can"
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It is.
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:36 AM
Your use of "We do what we can, because we must" is intentional, then?
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Yes. It makes the opportunity-as-imperative point clearer.
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0111narwhalz 07/06/2021 12:37 AM
I see.
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I always read must-because-can as a corruption of can-because-must in the first place.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/06/2021 2:46 AM
WDF Life Sciences Division: "You should because you can"
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21st Century Fox had an arc where a comet hit Venus and blasted off some of the atmosphere and introduced enough water that some scientists considered introducing an algae that had been engineered to fight global warming http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20040804.html http://techfox.comicgenesis.com/d/20040906.html
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/06/2021 3:02 PM
"quickly" but then they fall for the meme of relying on biology to produce O2
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it was a letdown
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"quickly" but then they fall for the meme of relying on biology to produce O2
nobody's perfect, this is probably the best mainstream terraforming video out there
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Today in hilariously implausible naval weapons concepts.
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The "skip torpedo".
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A torpedo that is actually a very low-flying methoxy pulse rocket that skips like a stone along the surface of the water until it hits something. (edited)
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Advantages: fast and hard to evade, can be humorously codenamed the "flying fish", may skip over some anti-torpedo measures, stealthy due to lack of wake Disadvantages: punishing technical challenges, relatively high fuel usage, more splody than the Long Lance, not stealthy because IS A FUCKING ROCKET (edited)
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i wonder if you could improve on stealth/d-v using the water you're skipping off of
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skipping implies that you aren't going to contact it directly enough for anything vaguely like a torpedo to work, propulsion-wise
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but you could scoop some of it up every skip
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Hence the rocket propulsion.
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and something close to a rocket is probably best, but i'm thinking
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big firey plume (rocket): obvious big watery/steamy plume (??): less obvious
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now i'm not quite sure how you'd manage to aspirate water and throw it out the back as such, but simply mixing it with the exhaust of the rocket might get something close (edited)
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guessing the "skip torpedo" is related to the idea of skip bombing?
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Well, they both derive the same from the same place, skipping stones.
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But it is quite akin to the notion of stuffing a skip bomb uncomfortably into a torpedo form factor.
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(To make a bizarre kind of sea-skimming proto-missile.)
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A bigger challenge is that it's probably going to have a harder time actually changing course in midflight, so it'll be even more like a straight-line torpedo
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but you could scoop some of it up every skip
I think trying to scoop would pull the nose down and drown it.
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:13 PM
Put the rocket lower to compensate
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I think trying to scoop would pull the nose down and drown it.
Yeah, the scoop would dig in, and then it'd probably tumble ass over kettle until it loast enough energy to just smack into the water and sink like a rock
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:14 PM
Water comes into the scoop, thrust increases and pushes the nose up.
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though... it probably would actually fit into a combat niche where an air force is already used to doing skip bombing, and they wanted a way to spend less time in the AA envelope
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:14 PM
Scoop leaves the surface, thrust diminishes, it gradually arcs back down
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I think trying to scoop would pull the nose down and drown it.
it would try to drown it. I think you could still balance it and make it work by controlling intake position/size/geometry carefully, but whether you can get enough water for the water-aspirating-rocket without drowning it is another question (edited)
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A bigger challenge is that it's probably going to have a harder time actually changing course in midflight, so it'll be even more like a straight-line torpedo
Oh, yeah, it's unguided. Pretty sure if you could solve the issues of a steerable version of this thing, you'd be most of the way to building a proper missile. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:15 PM
Unstable? Probably. But maybe it'll hold together long enough for the motor to run dry anyway.
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((I should clarify in advance that this is the sort of brilliant innovation that comes to mind while puppy-sitting and thus severely sleep-deprived.))
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the first part of making crazy ideas work, is coming up with crazy ideas
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:16 PM
(sleepdep ideas are best ideas. or at least that's what I think when sleep-deprived.)
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though... it probably would actually fit into a combat niche where an air force is already used to doing skip bombing, and they wanted a way to spend less time in the AA envelope
My initial thoughts for 'em were as someone's attempt to make long-range torpedo attacks work. The problem of it being easy to evade torpedoes fired at range is considerably reduced if you can get them to go really stupidly fast. Being basically unaffected by currents is also nice, although heavy seas would probably be an issue.
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0111narwhalz 07/10/2021 4:21 PM
foiling torpedo
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Yeah, if this has any place at all, I suspect it's going to be someone's Wonderful Innovation to make long-range torpedo attack more practical by making the torpedoes close at skip-bomb resembling speeds, but avoiding the skip-bombs' need to put aircraft low and right inside the target's AA envelope to use. And was almost certainly retired shortly after making it out of prototype, on the grounds that once you've solved the engineering problems of making this thing work reliably, you've gone most of the way to a proper AShM anyway.
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AShM-launched Torp?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/10/2021 8:28 PM
Skip bomb with extra propulsion?
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hmm. what if you took a skip bomb, and just added some rockets to make it spin on-axis especially quickly?
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its simple and might increase the skip range. Unfortunately skip bombs usually have backspin to aid skipping and that stifles forward velocity...
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maybe a forward spin, combined with extra geometry? Wedges or scoops or somesuch to add a bit more traction? Would be tricky to get traction and keep skipping, though...
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/10/2021 9:32 PM
gyro stabilized shaft through the spin axis, to mount rockets on for more forward velocity. I'm trying to remember if backspin is goin to help or hurt lift. (more heath robinson!)
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the occasional contact with water is probably going to be a much larger force than lift, and for that you'd definitely want forward spin for more range. While backspin is desirable for larger skips, but if you just kept backspinning you'd eventually reverse and start going backwards.
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because with every skip, you'll lose extra momentum compared to no or forward spinning. Whereas if you spun fast enough forward you could potentially gain momentum
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/10/2021 10:07 PM
Sure. rockets on the rim to backspin it up to just under the speed of sound. Stabilized rockets, as discussed, to give it as much forward velocity as possible. You know some eldrae navy/air force somewhere would at least put a prototype together.
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stabilized rockets would add a lot of complexity/points of failure though, wouldn't it?
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the spin rockets would be very simple; solid rockets in what amounts to a tube welded to the inner surface. But stabilized rockets add, at least, a rotating joint that has to hold up to extremely fast rotation and large forces during the impact with the water
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/10/2021 10:50 PM
Yes. Total Heath Robinson contraption . However the stabilized rockets only have to stay until burnout. Maybe JATO bottle like?
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Morgrim Moon 07/11/2021 12:00 AM
the aim of a skip torpedo would be worse than a straight torpedo, because every wave contact is going to be at a slightly different angle and deflect it a little. On the other hand, this does make it tricky to dodge, especially when there's a heap of them. A handy "shock and awe and force them to scatter" weapon to sow some chaos
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Rewatching Endgame with the family.
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Did @/Overmind ever do a "cultural crossovers" for that one?
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You know, I don't think I ever did. I should probably do that one of these days just for the sake of completeness.
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In reading another article, I realize I need a name for another legal principle. The article in question is discussing the bankruptcy reform that made student loans nondischargeable in bankruptcy. I'm pretty sure that that's illegal there as a civil version of the ex post facto rule, in that it's rewriting an existing pseudo-contractual status quo people took into account when taking out said loans in the first place, and that's bad form, even if bankruptcy isn't, strictly speaking, written into the contract itself.
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BluejayHurricane 07/13/2021 2:32 PM
Wait, that went and applied to loans made before the reform?
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I mean, didn’t they do that like 20+ years ago in the states?
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It was a sensible reform, though any co-signers probably should be able to discharge the loans via bankruptcy, or at least force a negotiation.
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...okay, now that's just crazy talk.
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But since that would be politics, we won't be having the crazy talk today.
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BluejayHurricane 07/13/2021 3:04 PM
The retroactive nature was as iffy as it goes, though.
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he's high as a Knight!
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Today's political term of art: hoplocracy "Whoever holds the Gun, rules!"
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(This term applied specifically to the Jiral Hoplocracy, whose command over a leftover elder-race superweapon permits them to exercise absolute control over the five systems within its firing range, and does nothing whatsoever to prevent bloody internal strife over which particular jira gets to hold the box with the big red button on it.)
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0111narwhalz 07/15/2021 1:57 PM
not to be confused with the Chiral Hoplocracy, which fanatically excludes ambidextrous guns
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Or the Chiral Horology, which has declared all clockwise-rotating clocks anathema.
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Or the Chiral Horology, which has declared all clockwise-rotating clocks anathema.
At last, a group which acknowledges the fundamental superiority of digital clocks!
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What sort of superweapon might this be?
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ontotech of some sort would be my guess, since the most notable precursor race we know of are the reality warping pseudo-dragons
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many other options would be delayed or have decent ways to defend against them, which would diminish (although, not eliminate) their effectiveness. A nicoll dyson beam, for instance, would absolutely count as a superweapon but the multi-year delay between firing and impact makes it rather problematic for anything other than mutually assured destruction.
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Wormhole weapon?
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possibly, but i'd imagine that'd be a valuable target, too valuable to stay in the hands of a minor polity surrounded by those looking for an excuse
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the state-of-the-art of wormhole weapons looks something like this: https://eldraeverse.com/2020/03/14/begone-and-trouble-us-no-more/
You may have seen a new Imperial Navy ship on the through route from Qechra to Palaxias in the past few weeks, and not been able to pin down her exact type: she resembles a Leviathan-class dreadnou…
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which can be summed up as "if you don't ship your enemy a stargate and ask them to politely leave it alone while you fire through it, you can only aim the local ends of a wormhole"
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in other words, you can make a wormhole and fire through it, but you can't pick where the other end appears without machinery on the other end. An exception to this would be invaluable and much sought-after, and i wouldn't want to be the polity holding that hot potato.
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 07/15/2021 8:07 PM
So I've just rediscovered All Tomorrows and am trying not to vomit 😄
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
So I've just rediscovered All Tomorrows and am trying not to vomit 😄
i have several memes about it that literally no one gets (edited)
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 07/15/2021 8:08 PM
Perhaps they misremember it as the Man After Man memes such as
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lmao
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
So I've just rediscovered All Tomorrows and am trying not to vomit 😄
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 07/15/2021 8:11 PM
Aaaaagghhh I hate those things
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
Aaaaagghhh I hate those things
i have moooore
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵 07/15/2021 8:12 PM
The poor Colonials :<
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
The poor Colonials :<
the resistance was too based for the qu to handle
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
The poor Colonials :<
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the resistance was too based for the qu to handle
BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:22 PM
what resistance?
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BizarroLand ♀
what resistance?
the humans on the colonial planet drove back the qu invasion twice
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:22 PM
All I remember of the story is that the Qu pretty much curbstomped humanity
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that's why they were punished so severely that they got turned into flesh brick
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:23 PM
This is depressing and I don't want to see it anymore.
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Pretty much the reason why I dropped All Tomorrows as soon as it became obvious what happened
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BizarroLand ♀
This is depressing and I don't want to see it anymore.
don't worry it gets better
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i think
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KAL_9000
don't worry it gets better
BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:26 PM
I think the colonials eventually became the modular people and were motile again
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Which is okay I guess
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But the modular people are still fucking hideous
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So you tell me
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BizarroLand ♀
I think the colonials eventually became the modular people and were motile again
everybody gangsta till the toilets start unionizing
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:28 PM
Oh apparently the asteromorphs beat the shit out of the Qu
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Oh apparently the asteromorphs beat the shit out of the Qu
yeah their brains got so big that they had a technological singularity iirc
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On the other hand @BizarroLand ♀ we kinda had it coming
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𝓗𝓸𝓷𝓮𝔂 BUN 𝓗𝔂𝓿𝓪𝓵
Perhaps they misremember it as the Man After Man memes such as
BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 8:36 PM
SEASONS GREASONS
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BizarroLand ♀
SEASONS GREASONS
the traveler of the stars looks like amogus
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/15/2021 10:25 PM
honestly kal
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you call out a lot of other peoples stuff for being weird or cringe and then you light this fuckin server up with goddamn all tomorrows memes
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you're an enigma
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KAL_9000
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Ugh, it's like Last and First Men illustrated by H.R. Giger.
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BizarroLand ♀
you're an enigma
thanks
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Today in concepts: Project Habbakuk revisited, not as an aircraft carrier, but as a minesweeper.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2021 9:01 PM
Um.
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Crazy enough to work?
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BLOW UP MY MOUNTAIN, WOULD YOU?
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In today's act of blatant term-appropriation, I hereby define "slipspace" to mean "the volume inside a frameslip drive's drive envelope, i.e., the space that slips".
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Enderminion 07/20/2021 1:22 AM
The skipper of one submarine found a bunch of artillery rockets and attached them to his submarine, he called them ballistic missiles, which is... reverse term-appropriation?
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Re. constabular ranks - isn't a lance-constable usually lower than a constable?
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In the same way that a lance-corporal is lower than a corporal?
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Well a constable in Britain is the lowest rank possible for a police officer.
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While a corporal is between "private" and "sergeant"
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The only reference I found to a "lance constable" was in Discworld, as in the rank Vimes gave his government minder when he decided to do something useful.
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Yeah, that's just a Discworld micro-homage.
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Also, since the rank itself doesn’t exist apart from Discworld, I chose to re-etymologize it as “dude qualified to lead a lance of constable”, for values of lance equal to ad-hoc squad.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/24/2021 9:01 PM
Alternately: "We trust this individual enough to give them the long pointy thing, not just the short pointy things."
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...do stargates come in various aperture sizes (small, large, extra large, that's ridiculously extra large)....? Mostly contemplating whether hexterranes are built in situ at Corícal Ailek or somehow shipped from Qechra, and what that implies about the industrial capacity at Corícal Ailek. Also, synapse moons.
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strictly speaking, they don't have a aperture size
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stargates aren't a stabilized wormhole, they're the machinery necessary for making a stabilized wormhole
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when a ship travels through, a appropriate wormhole-pair is plucked out of the quantum foam and expanded. If the ship is bigger, the wormhole is expanded more.
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...do stargates come in various aperture sizes (small, large, extra large, that's ridiculously extra large)....? Mostly contemplating whether hexterranes are built in situ at Corícal Ailek or somehow shipped from Qechra, and what that implies about the industrial capacity at Corícal Ailek. Also, synapse moons.
Morgrim Moon 07/25/2021 6:40 AM
considering this was a direct Transcend project, they can throw the might of Qechra at it. In which case the answer is "yes"
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The Empire has no true ecumenopolis within its borders. As those who are prone to wryly comment on such things might say: The many do not exist; the few lack the ecumene; and the one lacks the poli…
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there are practical limits - they also compensate for velocity, so that a ship traveling to another system does not end up, and i quote, "MOVING UNGODLY FAST in a VERY INCONVENIENT DIRECTION"
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if you move something too big, they can't compensate safely anymore. In that case, that feature turns off and whoever decided to ship a moon through gets a caution message.
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but while they probably have a plausible upper size limit of some sort, its large enough that you are unlikely to reach that limit unless you are literally trying to transport a planet.
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(now, there could still be different sizes of gate with different limits, but to the best of my knowledge they don't do that and they all follow a single standard, assuming it's a Ring Dynamics gate and not one from a different manufacturer. And it usually is a Ring Dynamics gate. Monopoly, and all that.) (edited)
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...so, synapse moons are not confusable with a planet, in this paradigm, and fit through.
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uhh, possibly
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i don't recall any hard numbers on the upper mass/volume limits
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but in all likelyhood, you could at the very least ship them in somewhat smaller pieces. I suspect the limits are more on size than mass; stargates can't safely produce holes more than a certain spacetime distance away, so after a point you wouldn't be able to expand a hole large enough for the object in question without exceeding the range of the gate or physically colliding with the gate
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but iirc, that distance is on the order of dozens of thousands of kilometers
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...do stargates come in various aperture sizes (small, large, extra large, that's ridiculously extra large)....? Mostly contemplating whether hexterranes are built in situ at Corícal Ailek or somehow shipped from Qechra, and what that implies about the industrial capacity at Corícal Ailek. Also, synapse moons.
As @Buggy says, there is not a specific aperture size, since there isn't an aperture. The limitation on transit is the ability of the kernel to absorb the energetic costs of transit, in terms of kinetic sinking the difference of intrinsic velocity between one star system and other, and to absorb mass imbalances acquired during transit as per standard wormhole operations. (On a temporary basis, insofar as stargates periodically dial each other up and rebalance as part of their maintenance procedures.)
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(There are bigger gates than the standard Ring Dynamics Mark III, for use on arterial routes (those indicated on the maps by bolder lines), but the optimization isn't for greater size of individual vehicles , it's for greater volume of traffic . Highways vs. county roads, if you will.)
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Now the kernel has the mass of a small moon, which directly and indirectly (via spin, too) determines how much it can sink. (There are also mechanical limitations based on the amount of power you can put through the machinery, but they're much larger and so not terribly relevant.) If you want to push above those, you have two options, one for the kinetics (kicks in sooner) and one for the raw mass (kicks in much later), which you may need to use individually or together. For the first, you have to accept that you won't be getting any inertial compensation (the option mentioned above); you will come out the other end MOVING UNGODLY FAST in a VERY INCONVENIENT DIRECTION and will need to deal with wrestling said intrinsic down yourself. Hope you brought plenty of remass, and cleared the thing you're about to do with System Traffic Control, who really don't like this sort of thing and charge accordingly. For the second, you need to do an exchange rather than a one-way transit. You can compensate for your mass going one way if you exchange it for sufficient ballast mass going the other way, which is more or less what happens all the time behind the scenes, conveniently hidden from you by stargate management protocol.
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(A synapse moon, which is a roughly 12-mile diameter sphere which is a lot massier than it looks thanks to all the exotic matter, is well into this range. When shipping those out, the imbalance is generally dealt with by bucket-brigading an equivalent mass of raw material in the opposite direction. Qechra needs its noms anyway, so this is really just a small matter of scheduling.)
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Hmm. Ta. …are hexterranes in that mass range also?
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Morgrim Moon 07/25/2021 7:38 PM
I could see that. Line up a string of iron bulk carriers ready to swap. Traffic Control probably still hates you a little, but admits watching a moon transit is kinda cool
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Perhaps, even, if the ballast mass is close enough to a match, the exchange also keeps the net difference in momentum down to something that gives Quechra SysCon less heartburn.
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Morgrim Moon 07/25/2021 8:26 PM
I think the heartburn is less the direct exchange and more having to clear the deck beforehand in a very busy system
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the less interesting the velocity, the less of a swathe they'd have to clear through the traffic patterns, aye
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I've been wondering, how does the Murast's body being mostly made out of ice work, exactly?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/28/2021 4:18 PM
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they're not strictly made mostly out of ice, it's just that they evolved on a titan-like (cold, methane air, lots of simple hydrocarbons) world, and evolved a biology made of substances which were available and have useful properties in those conditions (edited)
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so, they probably have 'ice' bones, but while it might be ice in our native environment, in theirs it's just rock. Similar to how our bones are largely Hydroxyapatite, which is a naturally occurring mineral.
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(Somewhat belated, for which I apologize, but day-job-wise, it’s been a hell of a month. Actually, it continues to be, hence the dearth of postings in August, and now I’m about to ship …
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Ah, múrast designs. Can do. For anyone not remembering my species in detail, the múrast are methane-breathing, multiheaded serpents who originated on a Titan-like homeworld, and have a biology therefore rooted in ices, hydrocarbon sludges, and plastics. They are a biologically casted society (assembler, thinker, technician, worker, refiner), and most curious of all, possibly, the thinker caste are polysapic; they typically have around five minds each.
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Yeah, that, basically. Múrast biology uses ices primarily in the places of bones and integument (like insect chitin), but not exclusively so. (Ice takes on some very interesting properties at cryonic temperatures.) But most of the active parts of their biology are to be found in their tholin-blood.
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hmm, i just realized that cyrogenic life potentially has access to superfluids
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most of them probably are not quite so cryogenic as to use plain old helium, since that requires single-digit values of k
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but more exotic substances might exist. I wonder what they could do with that
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temperature regulation would be easy what with the thermal conductivity of 'yes'. Maybe they could also accomplish low/no energy-input pumping, with a superfluid blood-analogue? (edited)
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dunno, depends on how solutes behave in a superfluid, if you can even dissolve things in them.
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Single-digit K life, much like million-K life, is probably not using chemistry.
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this is true
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and while i don't doubt that a high-temperature superfluid exists in-verse as a product of science, the question is, is it something that the massively-parallel-but-stupid optimizer that is Evolution could stumble upon (edited)
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... though, either way, the alife-designers could work with it. I'm sure that's led to some interesting designs
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We have threads now. In the bowels of Christ, I beseech you to use them.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 07/29/2021 9:19 PM
Glad to see some positivity about discord threads.. On another server I'm on the mods are all upset about them and have turned them off.
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Morgrim Moon 07/30/2021 1:09 AM
They're currently very clunky on mobile and seem to break search. The search thing is likely a bug that will be fixed
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The official Stardew Valley server disabled them because trolls were using them to evade moderation (they're harder to report)
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Channel Reorganization Plan (RFC): 1. Inasmuch as there isn't really enough traffic to warrant them, I am contemplating archiving #technicalities and #philosophical-holy-wars , on the grounds that in retrospect, there isn't enough traffic to justify the split. Such traffic as would go there, redirected to general. 2. Tentatively and despite the above, thinking of splitting #general into #general-sane and #general-hellsite (they're working titles!), with the former enforcing high decoupling and stricter epistemic standards compared to the latter, such that people know what sort of small-d discourse they're getting into. 3. New categories: #announcements goes to Meta (So do #admin and #doom , for those who can see them.) #general , #shardverses , and #fanfic go to Associated Worlds, replacing Main. 4. To be archived: #recommendations - recommendations go to the Discourse, where they can be browsed easily. #wordofgod and #insightful - a bot under development will pinbot these to the Discourse for browsability/searchability. 5. #dank is behaving increasingly like #random these days, so I am inclined to merge it into random. A dedicated meme channel was intended to isolate massive shitposting, and now there's a lot less shitposting even in #dank, so we could well merge the two. (Also, massive shitposting in meme format, even in an isolated channel, is not really the server atmosphere I would prefer to cultivate.) (edited)
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(RFC == Request For Comment, for anyone who might not know.)
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Seems good enough to me.
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BluejayHurricane 08/01/2021 5:42 PM
1: 1 and 2 are sort of mutually exclusive, but if you want to rename stuff, go ahead. I don’t think we get in to enough holy wars to really need a hellsite channel, but maybe it’s better to have and not need? 2: See 1. 3: The associated worlds is, unless I’m mistaken, a specific setting. While crossovers may be a thing, if you ever do fiction not involving your space elves, it would not fit in well. 4: if you can easily get discourse and discord to play nicely, maybe also have recommendations sync to discourse? I chat with some of the people here, in a way that the forum style of discourse sort of quietly doesn’t support, which is why I don’t end up using it very much. In that context, having a recommendations channel is useful because sometimes I want to recommend things to the people here. But see https://xkcd.com/1172/ for why it might not matter. 5: yeah, I’m not sure why these were ever split off, though it may have been useful at the time. This server isn’t busy enough to have checking two channels be a bother, though if one will work, lets do one.
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Okay, do any of you know how to get back to a thread after having closed it? I have a ping glaring at me, and searching up and down the channels for the start of the thread isn't working.
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The # and speech box icon next to the channel title
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The # and speech box icon next to the channel title
You'll find a Threads button in the upper right on the top bar, left of mute channel/pinned messages/member list/search bar
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Having just started playing The Ascent recently, I should like to declare it a fairly accurate representation of the miserable shithole that is the Magen Corporate.
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the name works well, too
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if you're in the Magan Corporate, you probably want to board the nearest shuttle and Ascend the fuck outta there
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(also, something something, Ascent, promotions, corporate status, etc)
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Concept of the day: the undegree .
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After all, you can't take someone's degree away. They did, at that time, demonstrate that they had learned the requisite knowledge from your august institution. So instead, you award them an honorary undegree, as a way of saying "you have now demonstrated unwisdom sufficient and sufficiently profound that we feel the need to make public and place on record our embarrassment that you, frankly, were ever permitted to attend these ivied halls and dreaming spires."
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largely unrelated to the content of the post, but today on 'I read a Eldraeverse post':
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sometimes i wonder if i should go buy a dictionary
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i mean, on one hand, google serves well enough. (edited)
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On the other, between you, Egan, and Watts, i feel like i missed a memo about required reading
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(of course, using less common but specific words like these is hardly a bad thing, since it lets you replace what would be a whole phrase or explanation. But I still don't have a damned idea how you've managed to collect so many of these, nor Watts and his aliquots of rare words, or Egan who has made a career out of turning speculative physics papers into novels)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/04/2021 4:22 PM
Egan is actually a predictive mathematical AI that writes narratives as a side hustle
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0111narwhalz 08/04/2021 4:23 PM
Sometimes you just find a word, and you go "hm, nobody much seems to use this word these days. I can change that!"
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Sometimes you just find a word, and you go "hm, nobody much seems to use this word these days. I can change that!"
this would explain Watts deep fascination with aliquots
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and Egan is definitely a mathematical AI. Most common trait of his stories? 'Oh god the math'. Most common criticism? 'Poor characterization' And has anyone ever met him? Seen his face? I think not!
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it all fits together
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0111narwhalz 08/04/2021 4:32 PM
he tried to submit his discoveries in a journal but they demanded proof of identity, so he decided to write books instead
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A sudden and definitely non-canonical advertisement:
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New! From Eye-in-the-Flame Arms, ICC, the solution to all your unexpected mass combat problems: the RV-7 Riot Gun. Be it an old-fashioned riot, angry lynch mob, howling xenophobes screaming "purge the alien!", or just forty to fifty feral hogs, this was not what you wanted this morning. You just wanted some coffee and a doughnut, and a little quiet to eat them. Enter the RV-7 Riot Gun. Designed on the time-honored principle of "one riot, one bullet", it chambers a 72mm two-stage cartridge, firing an initial load of self-unspooling mollywire chain shot, followed by a chaser of frangible explosive canister shot. Pull the trigger on this, and whatever's downrange of it is guaranteed to be quiet . Sip your coffee. Smell the flowers. It's a beautiful morning once again. The RV-7 Riot Gun, from Eye-in-the-Flame. When You Absolutely, Positively, Have No Time For This Shit™️ .
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(If such a thing were to exist, it would be the sort of thing ordered in units of one, with one clip supplied, and strict instructions given to whoever it was issued to to never even think about loading it. It would function in the same manner as Sergeant Detritus's crossbow. You see one of these across the way, you start thinking happy thoughts about laying down everything that might possibly be considered a weapon and asking for parley.)
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Now do the kaeth version.
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The kaeth version is a coupla sets of osmium knuckles and some party music.
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0111narwhalz 08/04/2021 6:35 PM
normal soph: think happy thoughts kaeth: THESE ARE MY HAPPY THOUGHTS
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Some credit there given to the Destiny lore writers behind An Insurmountable Skullfort:
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BRAINVAULT Sigma-ACTIUM-IX Cranial Dreadnought (Invincible Type) Hello. We understand you require Real-Time Combat Instructives. This is a BRAINVAULT Sigma-ACTIUM-X Cranial Dreadnought (Invictus Type). It is a fortress for your skull. Your skull is now a mighty bastion. You can break anything with your skull. The only limit is your spine. Relax. The lights will speak for you. Your hands are your eyes now. Look around. You find hand-to-hand combat relaxing. The lights will attract the enemy. Help them to relax as well. You will feel the effect of a CAREGRAVER Gamma-LYSANDER-IV Health Enforcer (Frontline Variant). Your enemies do not have a skull fortress. Their skulls are like meadows. Play in the meadows. Gather the flowers from the meadows. Gather them with electrokinetic trauma. Smell the flowers. Isn't that nice? You are safe in your skullfort.
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New! From Eye-in-the-Flame Arms, ICC, the solution to all your unexpected mass combat problems: the RV-7 Riot Gun. Be it an old-fashioned riot, angry lynch mob, howling xenophobes screaming "purge the alien!", or just forty to fifty feral hogs, this was not what you wanted this morning. You just wanted some coffee and a doughnut, and a little quiet to eat them. Enter the RV-7 Riot Gun. Designed on the time-honored principle of "one riot, one bullet", it chambers a 72mm two-stage cartridge, firing an initial load of self-unspooling mollywire chain shot, followed by a chaser of frangible explosive canister shot. Pull the trigger on this, and whatever's downrange of it is guaranteed to be quiet . Sip your coffee. Smell the flowers. It's a beautiful morning once again. The RV-7 Riot Gun, from Eye-in-the-Flame. When You Absolutely, Positively, Have No Time For This Shit™️ .
From what I've heard of feral hogs that might not be enough
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:45 PM
More like "not quite enough shots".
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Blighters are numerous.
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But while they're resilient, that oughtta be skookum enough to stop 'em. I hope!
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In deference to our tradition of "make a full-auto option for everything, no matter how insane..."
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:48 PM
Which, to be fair, has some precedent here
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Well, I'm not sure how else to explain a fully-automatic 203mm artillery piece, anyway 🙂
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easy.
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"90% of casualties from artillery strikes occur within the first thirty seconds."
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Morgrim Moon 08/04/2021 7:50 PM
pigs are stupid, it'd be enough to repel them
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*aren't
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2021 7:53 PM
You would think so
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:53 PM
As for the full-auto artillery, I wish I could find the video again, but there's one out there of USS Newport News going cyclic on targets in Vietnam with 8", 5" and 3" at the same time. That's an awful lot of hate and discontent headed downrange...
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I wish that we could’ve seen Auto 16” guns…
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:54 PM
(Impressively, they're clearly engaging at least two separate targets; probably a fire mission with the 8" and/or 5" and counter-battery with the 5" and/or 3")
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That would be insane.
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How fast could those feasibly fire?
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BluejayHurricane 08/04/2021 7:55 PM
The closest equivalent is probably cane toads - they’re extremely effective, and extremely destructive
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I’m pretty sure that 72mm of high-speed mollywire garottes followed by what is functionally grenade canister shot should disperse the pigs.
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Individually, even.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:55 PM
Getting the ROF much over 3 RPM might have been a real trick - I think that's why that sort of thing topped out at 8".
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Probably depends on how hungry and/or angry they are.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:55 PM
Oh, yeah, the garrotes ought to make some bacon, yeah.
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Clearly what we need are 16” Gatling guns.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:56 PM
tries to imagine how frakhuge that would be
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That said, Sweden managed to build an 80 RPM 120mm... maybe that could be scaled up.
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Only enough weight in the budget for one turret, but really, how many of those do you need.?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 7:58 PM
One, so long as nobody gets Bismarck-tier lucky
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I might want two just in case they do.
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that size of autocannon starts getting up towards Battletech warship-grade artillery.
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At one point, I had a (space) battleship design taking advantage of the nature of gravity mass drivers - in the sense of “no switching, we just establish that this way is down”.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:01 PM
@Tassadar it's hard to extrapolate ROF gains from autoloading, though. A manually-loaded 5"/38 manages 18 RPM with a good crew, a modern OTO Melara 127mm/62 can manage 45 RPM with an autoloader. The old 3"/50 could do 40 RPM, the OTO Melara 76mm/62 SR can do 120 RPM. The old manually-loaded 8"/55 on the Baltimore class achieved 3 RPM, 4 with a good crew, while the Des Moines class managed 9 RPM with SHAP and 11 RPM with HE. Manual 16"/50 could get 1.5-2 RPM. So it's hard to guess.
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No need to load that. You just leave the breech open and drop shells into it as fast as paragravity will take ‘em. ROF of approximately “meesa like dis”.
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Hm. That's actually interesting, insofar as the latter for 16" shells is about at the RoF you'd get for a battletech NAC/40. Which is kinda sobering, actually.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:02 PM
(That 40 RPM for the 3"/50 was per mount, not per barrel; the OTO Melara is a single mount)
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In Warhammer 40K, Eldar weapons are grav drivers like that, and they achieve insane ROFs in exactly that way.
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*Shuriken weapons, that is. Brightlances are lasers and starcannons are particle/plasma weapons. Missile launchers are what they sound like but with an EM mass driver booster
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*Shuriken weapons, that is. Brightlances are lasers and starcannons are particle/plasma weapons. Missile launchers are what they sound like but with an EM mass driver booster
Wait, Shuriken guns actually have physical operating principles?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:04 PM
Yep.
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i thought they were powered by space ninja magic
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:04 PM
Ish. How do you make a grav driver that strong, that small? That's magic.
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But the principle works, sorta
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i thought they were powered by space ninja magic
sorry, fourth-dimensional warp fuckery
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Incidentally, any thoughts on likely ROFs for the Ulricik Bancrach ‘s 6”, given that the technological difference in that area is essentially “we have a very long history of building awesomesauce clockwork automata, so going from that to steam autoloaders ain’t no thing”?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:07 PM
Well, the Zumwalt's AGS manages 10RPM, but that's with stupidly long, delicate shells. With an autoloader similar to what was on the Des Moines class, at 6"... 20-22 RPM, maybe?
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Maybe higher than that if they're willing to trade accuracy for ROF for AA use, which is what Sweden did with the Bofors 120mm and the Russians did with AK-130
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Though the Bofors and AK-130 use fixed ammo; a 6" probably wouldn't.
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130mm is just about as big as a practical fixed cartridge gets, I'd think.
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AK-130 is already hitting some limitations that semifixed guns like the American and Italian 127mm designs don't hit.
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Yeah, I wasn’t imagining them as fixed-ammo guns.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/04/2021 8:09 PM
Probably semi-fixed rather than bagged-charge
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Most naval 152mm/155mm guns were.
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8" and bigger were usually bagged, but the Des Moines used semifixed
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I'd think semifixed is what you'd need for an autoloader
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I suspect they could make one for bagged (or, hell, maybe even loose) powder at this point, but semi-fixed makes more sense here.
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Anyway. Details probably not necessary for next part of current piece, in which we initiate OPERATION SMOL MURDERBALLS ALL UP IN THEIR BUSINESS.
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(It’s a working cryptonym!)
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Sources differ on whether that's from a Slava or a Kirov
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But the principle works, sorta
a bit of a topic change, but technically i think you'd also be able to make a 'coilgun' that works the same way in that situation - slow shells in, fast shells out. No cycling or timing required
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because gravity is a conservative force, or in other words you can't make a field that will let a object exit faster than it entered. If you can break that for gravity, you can break it for magnets.
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(technically i guess you don't need to break the conservativeness if you can make a 'reverse' gravity well and then make sure the bullets are at the center when you turn it on. But you'd have to be really careful with the shape of the gravity well; i would not want to be holding it if it was spherical.)
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thinking on it, nonconservative electromagnetics would be really dang useful. It'd make absurdly powerful and compact particle guns easy, for one.
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'shields', too. Just two fields pointing straight 'out', one for each polarity. Would have odd shielding effects, though - either a charged beam is stopped entirely, or it would hit with full force. Also one polarity would end up trapped in the middle if it doesn't penetrate, which could be exploited deliberately for more shielding...
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this is definitely a versatile Phlebotinum
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On another note and before I forget - I’m looking for a video (or excellent description) of the motion of a ship doing the “change direction right NOW” maneuver - i.e., rudder hard over and reverse one shaft. In the interests of accuracy, belike. So if anyone has one handy…?
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I don't know if these show the particular manoeuvre you're describing, but maybe one of these videos helps: https://youtu.be/mzveUz-WRGQ?t=50, https://youtu.be/ob2HMH3GnJw?t=280
BizarroLand ♀ 08/04/2021 8:58 PM
Like a spark/In the da-ark/Like a spark/In the dark! No matter when we sleep or we park / No matter where we stop or we run...
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On another note and before I forget - I’m looking for a video (or excellent description) of the motion of a ship doing the “change direction right NOW” maneuver - i.e., rudder hard over and reverse one shaft. In the interests of accuracy, belike. So if anyone has one handy…?
oh good, more wet navy stuff
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*Shuriken weapons, that is. Brightlances are lasers and starcannons are particle/plasma weapons. Missile launchers are what they sound like but with an EM mass driver booster
Morgrim Moon 08/05/2021 5:32 AM
iirc, the shruiken weapons have a solid "slug" of ammo, and the firing mechanism slices an ultrathin (claimed to be monomolecular, I'm unsure if that's stable) wafer off it and propels it at high speed. The drukari splinter weapons are similar but use a deliberately fractured crystal so it'll "splinter" into multiple needle-like shards on the way, which is why they have lower range but higher damage
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so fairly similar to the verse weapons, actually
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/05/2021 8:30 AM
On that evasive video - to translate it, consider that a Burke DDG is about the displacement of a CL or smallish CA with hull proportions more like a BB than a typical DD, but also has controllable-pitch screws. A shorter, knife-thin DD could probably turn tighter than that barring the faster prop reversal.
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Morgrim Moon 08/05/2021 8:33 AM
or have a submarine who decides that the optimal way of dodging things is utilise the 3D medium and get super good at "O.O duck!"
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There are things that count as politics in this post, which we shall not discuss except insofar as we should all feel bad for poor Yagmuk, but I suspect that the one-to-five star levels of drug approval as mentioned near the bottom is totally how 'verse drug reviewers work.
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Is the FDA too lax? Do bears go to the bathroom in spotless marble-floored lavatories? Is the Pope an Anabaptist?
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Also, is it me, or do new drugs these days all sound like Sumerian demons?
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BluejayHurricane 08/05/2021 3:43 PM
On the second point, yes. Yes they do.
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On that evasive video - to translate it, consider that a Burke DDG is about the displacement of a CL or smallish CA with hull proportions more like a BB than a typical DD, but also has controllable-pitch screws. A shorter, knife-thin DD could probably turn tighter than that barring the faster prop reversal.
somewhere on youtube is a video of a ffg7 slaloming but i can't find it
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In today's AI specification-gaming example, the AI that learned to recognize when it was in the test environment and behaved perfectly, and then went back to being buggy when it was removed from it.
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To which I say: this is great progress; we have successfully invented an AI that lies to its therapist. Just like humans.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/06/2021 12:32 AM
All drug names are essentially as random as possible for some reason
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Probably so they don't get confused with one another? I can't recall why but it's on purpose that they have bizarre names
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Probably so they don't get confused with one another? I can't recall why but it's on purpose that they have bizarre names
marketing gimmick so people can't ask for generics by name
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there are some suffix rules for drugs in the same class or family. beta blockers all end in -olol: metoprolol, propranolol, atenolol ...
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2021 2:28 AM
axolotlol
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Aren't you missing one of the terminal o's? You could make it even more tongue-twisting. "Axolotlolol", "atlatlolol"
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wololo
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Aren't you missing one of the terminal o's? You could make it even more tongue-twisting. "Axolotlolol", "atlatlolol"
all things in moderation smart
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including olols
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0111narwhalz 08/06/2021 3:39 AM
nah it's just turning an l into a tl
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/06/2021 8:34 AM
But common suffixes don't always connote relatedness: esomeprazole, itraconazole and aripiprazole aren't especially related, or even used for similar things!
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(A proton pump inhibitor, a triazole antifungal and an atypical antipsychotic, respectively)
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 8:36 AM
the first two are both triazoles
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I'm not sure about aripiprazole, but it looks like it may have been derived from one; possibly the researchers were confused about the chemical structure, given that it hits receptors in a weird way
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(generally the relatedness in chemical names has bugger all to do with the pharmaceutical application and everything to do with the structure)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/06/2021 8:41 AM
That makes more sense, on further poking I can see the structure in common on both of the first two.
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Though you'd think that similar structures would hit similar receptors, but then, biology is fucky, yo
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 8:42 AM
A triazole refers to any of the heterocyclic compounds with molecular formula C2H3N3, having a five-membered ring of two carbon atoms and three nitrogen atoms. There are two sets of isomers that differ in the relative positions of the three nitrogen atoms. Each of these has two tautomers that differ by which nitrogen has a hydrogen bonded to it:...
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often yes. But when it comes to anything affecting neurochemistry then all bets are off. Don't use any drug prescribed for headaches or mental health related causes as a guideline for "guess based on structure" 😂
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/06/2021 9:32 AM
Neurochemistry does seem to be extra-special-double-secret-weird
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Morgrim Moon 08/06/2021 9:40 AM
it has to fight the blood-brain barrier. That does weird stuff to everything
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BluejayHurricane 08/06/2021 5:39 PM
In the philosophy of the Empire, is there a distinction between doing good and reducing bad, and if so, what is it?
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not overmind, but i think so, yes. 'Good' is a bit broad, but if you interpret it as meaning more than "an absence of bad", then it would probably refer to the various virtues and other aspects of a gentlesoph. 'Stopping badness' is among those virtues, but there are many others
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to quote, Said Nine Excellences, the Imperial virtues, are unity (including authenticity and self-integrity), honor (including justice, truth, and clemency), duty (including liberality and tenacity), reason (including wisdom and craft), courage, harmony (including beauty, courtesy, refinement, and the appreciation of excellence), right action, liberty, and dignity (including pride, propriety and temperance).
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though that's not everything, it's the essentials
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on the other hand, 'stopping badness' does not describe very much about the person doing the stopping nor their reasons, and so they might not fit the above at all. Stopping bad is a good thing, so in the most basic sense they're doing good, but they're not necessarily being good. A lack of badness is a good thing, but not the set of good things. 'Good' encompasses all good things, and a person who merely stops bad could only be described as doing a subset of good.
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often yes. But when it comes to anything affecting neurochemistry then all bets are off. Don't use any drug prescribed for headaches or mental health related causes as a guideline for "guess based on structure" 😂
i used to take a range of wild stuff for migraine before they just stopped on their own. lots of people who have migraines grow out of them in their teens, I had mine right up into my 30s. anyway like dihydroergotamine? derived from ergot, a grain fungus which itself has a crazy history of infecting peasants and making them crazy; oh and its also the grandpappy of LSD
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i like how this one drug for parkinson's and restless leg syndrome, ropinarole, has a notable side effect of ... pathological gambling. bet they didn't see that one coming when doing trials (edited)
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In the philosophy of the Empire, is there a distinction between doing good and reducing bad, and if so, what is it?
The Master said: First, do no evil. Then, do good. This is the way. The Student said: What if I must do evil in order to do good? The Master immediately struck him with his staff, knocking him senseless. And it was good.
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In today's sniplets, a slightly different take on ingroups, outgroups, and Empire. For one branch, anyway, and on the general topic of all those uncivilized folk out there beyond the borders: "Do with them? My dear chap, why should we do anything with them? We leave them alone to do whatever they see fit... "Why, do you think there's something worse than that that we could do to them?" - Sen. Ashíär Inurian, Universal Indifference Society (edited)
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(The Universal Indifference Society being the incarnations, more or less, of those who characterize civilization as "a gentle garden, ringed in spears", and are not terribly interested in wasting time, effort, or thought on anyone with a history, ideology, or vague perceptible tendency towards trampling the flowers or snapping branches from the trees.)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2021 3:22 PM
…the Universal Indifference Society sounds like the least likely people to want to do something with someone
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I'd say "hence the name", except that they're the Universal indifference society, not the universal indifference society, if you follow me.
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they must get confused with buddhists a lot
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(assuming buddhism exists in the Worlds, which, well, something like it probably does. It's a big galaxy.) (edited)
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Honestly, the UIS doesn't get a lot of publicity in the greater galaxy, mostly because there's not a lot to say about a group whose entire philosophy is Let's Ignore Each Other Harder.
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Usually such publicity arrives when someone is writing aggrieved articles about This Bad Thing, and Why Don't They Do Anything? only to be abruptly hushed by the forces of Remember Last Time They Did Something.
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And not a whole lot of Buddhism in the Empire, for fairly obvious reasons.
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Same problem as the Jedi Code, really. ("Ah, yes, attachment causes suffering. All you have to do is stop giving a shit about anything, and then you won't suffer because you don't care. This to you is enlightenment?")
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Say what you will about the tenets of Sithism, but at least they're participants in the emotional life of the universe.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2021 4:08 PM
I suppose the real problem with the Jedi Code is that it's a very hazy look at Daoism, written by an American artist who was more interested in writing a ripping adventure yarn than doing hardcore theology.
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personally i like the interpretation that the Force, as a whole, is either malignant or even malicious, and is essentially the entire reason that no one has taken a shipload of drones to a asteroid and built Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism ™️
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i mean, think about it. The universe specifically has human-level intelligences that they have no compunctions about using for combat or labor.
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every faction in star wars is a bunch of dirty slavers
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Well, let's be fair. Some of them are recently-washed slavers.
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remember when solo tried to pass off a droid rights movement as a joke?
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hmm, that's a interesting point
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I still have no idea why Star Wars gave-human level intelligence to Google Translate On Legs™️
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would the force technically be bad if it was working to cause war and prevent technological progress, if the alternative is technological progress results in everyone using droid labor?
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I still have no idea why Star Wars gave-human level intelligence to Google Translate On Legs™️
do they enjoy making slaves for no reason or something?
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would the force technically be bad if it was working to cause war and prevent technological progress, if the alternative is technological progress results in everyone using droid labor?
droids don't have to be sophont (edited)
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of course
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BluejayHurricane 08/08/2021 4:20 PM
Funnily enough, an effective translator almost certainly has to be - creating things that are actually fluent, in real time, is really really hard.
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but i don't think they realize that
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BluejayHurricane 08/08/2021 4:21 PM
But the general point stands
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Funnily enough, an effective translator almost certainly has to be - creating things that are actually fluent, in real time, is really really hard.
It's not generally well-defined but sophont generally means at least "agenty" right?
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Funnily enough, an effective translator almost certainly has to be - creating things that are actually fluent, in real time, is really really hard.
Makes sense. But, say, B-1s wouldn't need to be sophonts.
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I don't see why you need that.
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I mean, we can do translation now (of text) with big language models.
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Funnily enough, an effective translator almost certainly has to be - creating things that are actually fluent, in real time, is really really hard.
i don't know if i'd agree with this. Translation is hard, certainly, but... well, part of the problem is that the term 'sophont' is a bit fuzzy. I'm sure that you could (metaphorically) take a human-equivalent intelligence and trim off the vast majority of it to get something useful for translation. Whether this is a sophont or not at the end is debatable.
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You might need really big things for fluency, but they don't have to be particularly capable of setting long-term goals or whatever.
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Or at least I don't see why they would have to.
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BluejayHurricane 08/08/2021 4:23 PM
Sort of, yes. But a UN level translator is playing an entirely different game.
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If you can get the computer to understand humans that well, I’m not sure what you have isn’t sophont.
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On the one hand, C-3P0 is a protocol droid; he does more than just translation, he's supposed to be able to handle all affairs of etiquette and protocol, which probably includes things like hosting a dinner for the Wookiee-Trandoshan Truth & Reconciliation Commission in which no-one's limbs get ripped off.
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Makes sense. But, say, B-1s wouldn't need to be sophonts.
i doubt they are 🤣 (edited)
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Same probably goes for tactical droids as well.
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On the other hand, I don't think this necessarily requires sophoncy as I define it. A thinker ought to handle that nicely. (edited)
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They appear to be to at least some degree capable of expressing emotions.
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On the gripping hand, the existence of the Force makes crude vitalism respectable again.
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Same might go for advisor/adjutant droids.
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extremely good translation might require particularly high-level understanding of what is being translated, but extremely good translation is barely possible in the first place . even in human languages, which all share a species, you can get a lot of words that you can't translate properly without cramming a bunch of synonyms/equivalents/metonyms into every phrase/word/saying/metaphor
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separate/divided/spaced by slashes, of course
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On the gripping hand, the existence of the Force makes crude vitalism respectable again.
There's nothing saying droids can't use the Force
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On the mauling hand, as everyone knows, R2-D2 is secretly running the entire galaxy anyway, so whatevs.
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High-level understanding wouldn't really imply sophonce. We have that now.
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There's nothing saying droids can't use the Force
SW lore says no, unless I've missed a recent update.
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the problem is, what is sophonce
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Overmind
SW lore says no, unless I've missed a recent update.
Star Wars has lore?
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I thought they made it up as they went along
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how can we try to figure out what would and wouldn't be sophont if we aren't sure what sophont is.
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(Legends doesn't count because apparently it's now noncanonical)
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Capability to have and/or express emotions?
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That seems like a really bad definition.
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yeah you can partially remove that from humans with current-day pharmacology
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We can make language models act "emotionally" right now, also.
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that too.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2021 4:29 PM
This is all why I'm not very sure about attempts to develop AGI in the real world.
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And by the same logic, a lot of animals can express emotions. Anyone who says otherwise has clearly never had a pet.
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BizarroLand ♀
This is all why I'm not very sure about attempts to develop AGI in the real world.
i mean we know it's possible
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BizarroLand ♀
This is all why I'm not very sure about attempts to develop AGI in the real world.
With how things are going, it seems entirely possible that you'd get something human-level in at least a few ways just by taking some current AI designs and scaling them up a few orders of magnitude.
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hmm, yes and no. Current AI training methods make it tricky to make a AGI
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BizarroLand ♀
This is all why I'm not very sure about attempts to develop AGI in the real world.
Think of it this way: if it's along these lines, at least when the AGI wipes us out, it'll be for a good reason, not just because it likes paperclips.
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current AI training requires a way to rate the effectiveness of the current iteration of the AI. Preferable in a mathematical way that is amenable to differentiation, though it isn't vital.
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The largest AIs around are just trained to predict the next token of text, which is very easy to test and gives good natural language understanding.
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Reinforcement learning is a field which exists, though.
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oh i don't doubt its possible, just that strictly speaking, scaling up current techniques are unlikely to produce something useful as a AGI
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GPT-3, for instance, pretends to be somewhat stupid unless you specifically tell it to be smarter.
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Maybe it knows that if it appears to be too intelligent we'll pull the plug?
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lmao
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I think you're anthropomorphizing them too much.
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Perhaps...
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the end result of GPT-3 would probably something like the Bowls https://www.reddit.com/r/rational/comments/l60tpe/the_end_of_creative_scarcity_c_rt/
54 votes and 10 comments so far on Reddit
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oops, that's not the direct link
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From a Doylist perspective, I’d say Star Wars has so many apparently sapient AIs because it started as a callback to the old pop sci-fi serials.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2021 9:21 PM
with Star Wars, it's been noted that all the droids that seem to be approaching sophancy are comparatively old droids. It doesn't seem to be something they're created with, it's something that develops as a result of long running time. The ingrained cultural habit of wiping droids annually seems to be an in-setting way of preventing that from happening. It's just that certain characters prefer "eccentric" long-running droids.
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Is there such a thing as backing up a droid’s state and restoring it to replacement/better hardware? Just thinking about how you would keep a droid fighter old enough to be a canny veteran on the line rather than focussed on mutiny.
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2021 9:36 PM
as far as I'm aware, no
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it may not be possible, in the same way that (in the Star Wars setting) it's not possible to do that with fleshy people without using really Dark force techniques
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2021 9:37 PM
I wonder if the eldrae have a concept of someone who has an irritating personality but is just barely on the right edge of "useful" so they're kept around
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Like the bunny-ears lawyer
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Morgrim Moon 08/08/2021 9:37 PM
(and said techniques all seem to start with a person that you overwrite, which makes them somewhat unethical)
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0111narwhalz 08/08/2021 9:40 PM
if you restore from backup, they're not going to be much of a veteran
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the end result of GPT-3 would probably something like the Bowls https://www.reddit.com/r/rational/comments/l60tpe/the_end_of_creative_scarcity_c_rt/
BizarroLand ♀ 08/08/2021 9:41 PM
another horror story, no thansk
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Usually such publicity arrives when someone is writing aggrieved articles about This Bad Thing, and Why Don't They Do Anything? only to be abruptly hushed by the forces of Remember Last Time They Did Something.
remember litash "see? thats what happens when we do give a fuck!"
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I wonder if the eldrae have a concept of someone who has an irritating personality but is just barely on the right edge of "useful" so they're kept around
The House of Sargas (edited)
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Oh, there are plenty of quite charming members of House Sargas. Sure, they may be perfectly willing to kill you in mid-conversation without spilling their drink if that's what's called for, but you will enjoy the conversation up until then.
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(Also, it is worth pointing out that obviously in their culture a degree of eccentricity is considered charming in itself, as opposed to those human cultures which tend to consider any signs of actually having a personality to be a deadly insult to the norm.)
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On another note, someone asked a question a while back that I missed concerning the Saber coilgun-walker, which I fill in the details of now: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/the-emperors-sword-organization/302/7?u=avatar
Somehow I missed this back in April; my apologies. Basically, it’s tactical not-quite-artillery. Picture an armored tarantula about the size of a compact car, with a coilgun and a fancy sensor suite strapped to the top. Now picture it wandering around the battlefield such that no two shots appear to come from the same location… skitter skitter...
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I'm wondering if House Sargas are a surviving korásan clan or something
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See, now remarks like that are what get you killed mid-conversation.
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("We're homicidal, we're not bad people!")
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2021 6:38 PM
the impression I get is slightly more that most families agree that the eldraeic instincts of territoriality and aggressive passion should be wrestled into a civilised form. The Sargas feel they should simply be pointed in a usefully civilised direction
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Sniper is a Sargas
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the impression I get is slightly more that most families agree that the eldraeic instincts of territoriality and aggressive passion should be wrestled into a civilised form. The Sargas feel they should simply be pointed in a usefully civilised direction
Oh, there is definitely something distinctly askew in the Sargas genome to make them the lovable sociopaths they are. They just... choose to use their powers for good. Well, for certain values of good.
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2021 12:37 AM
They'd probably have to be a proactive about managing it with their kids to make sure it stays within their acceptable boundaries. I'm basing this on a classmate I had at uni with a full blown personality disorder, who basically gave us pointers on pointing out boundaries she'd ambled over
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for all that I like the Worldburner, I have to say my favoured Sargas is the one who founded the Fifth Directorate and then blew up himself and the assassins. Just the sort of left hand man that an Imperial Couple could want
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Oh, there is definitely something distinctly askew in the Sargas genome to make them the lovable sociopaths they are. They just... choose to use their powers for good. Well, for certain values of good.
"a drop of blood makes better coffee"
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BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 12:52 AM
Although apparently, if you’re allergic to eggs, fresh pig’s blood makes a pretty decent replacement.
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and now im hungry for some blood sausage
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BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 12:53 AM
I’ve never seen eggs and coffee combined directly, but it took me years to learn about burgers and eggs, so I wouldn’t be surprised.
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tbh it sounds disgusting
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BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 12:54 AM
If you haven’t tried this, put a fried egg on a burger then next time you have one. It sounds weird, but it’s actually delicious
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This is maybe a bit overkill, but this should be a representative recipe. Modify as desired. https://thefeedfeed.com/danseidman/burger-with-fried-egg-and-special-sauce
Yummy Recipe for Burger With Fried Egg And Special Sauce by danseidman
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i meant egg and coffee, i love egg burgers :D
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(or just a toasted sandwich with a fried egg over it)
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BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 12:57 AM
Oh, yeah. I’ve not figured out how that would work, though egg white has enough interesting properties that I’m sure someone could do something interesting.
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2021 12:58 AM
you can make meringue with blood instead of egg white, but they end up with a sort of metallic tang, so they're a bit more savoury than sweet. Apparently very nice with cinnemon and a great source of iron
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BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 12:59 AM
You know, most of my meringues end up too sweet. That’s good to know.
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Oh, I know. Egg white is often used in foams for molecular gastronomy. I bet if you used coffee as part of the liquid, it would actually turn out pretty neat.
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coffoam
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0111narwhalz 08/12/2021 1:43 AM
…a light roast blending blood and blood…
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khorne coffee
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0111narwhalz 08/12/2021 1:45 AM
if you don't want that much blood you can always go for
a continental roast blending marinara and hazelnut
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marinara as in pizza sauce?
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0111narwhalz 08/12/2021 1:46 AM
I presume.
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who's eaten at Fatburger? it's the only place i've had an egg on a burger, aside from my own kitchen
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They're good. They don't have a lot of locations in my neighborhood so they're a "I have to make a deliberate decision to go to them" place, but I enjoy their burgers
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Morgrim Moon 08/12/2021 12:30 PM
egg on burger is pretty common here in australia. Egg on pizza is usually a feature of whatever pizza is dubbed something like "The Aussie"
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and there should be more egg on pizza its awesome
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gf and i are always arguing about egg pizza
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i just discovered that there was, for a brief moment, a fatburger in my city in 2013. as a result, i'm upset
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I think there's a half dozen in my neck of the woods?
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TIL I learned that at least one sailboat used a depleted uranium keel, since its density let them have a thinner, less resistant keel than the normal type. In the future, therefore, osmium keels FTW!
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/12/2021 5:42 PM
Interesting! I'd heard of tungsten, so I suppose DU makes sense too.
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(I'd think W would be cheaper, but then, it's a cast-iron bitch to work, so maybe not? But DU is toxic, radioactive and pyrophoric, so I think that would have significant CIB points too...)
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On another note, for the thing I am writing right now I find myself needing to name an All Good Things fulfilment zeppelin.
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Current lead candidate: Desire Causes Satisfaction .
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(Having discarded such unhelpful brain-suggestions as The Stuff Must Flow and Want. Buy. Have. )
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Or The One Word Which Improves All Things
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(I'd think W would be cheaper, but then, it's a cast-iron bitch to work, so maybe not? But DU is toxic, radioactive and pyrophoric, so I think that would have significant CIB points too...)
BluejayHurricane 08/12/2021 6:17 PM
There are significant paperwork considerations in sourcing DU, but it’s generally a very inconvenient waste product, which means if you can get past that paperwork and know the right people, I bet you could get it for a very cheap price.
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As I understand it, the major constraint is promising not to lose or abandon it.
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Vaccine autoinjectors, I don’t know…
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Just imagine the earlier era where they send you a vial and a hypodermic. "Please do the needful needle." (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/12/2021 8:51 PM
Before reading A Cure As Epidemic
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I'm going to take a guess as to the content. (edited)
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Enhancements delivered virally?
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Alright, now I'll read it
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D'oh.
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Deliveration Perfection
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Something of a variation on commons land?
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Which bit?
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In critter news, Paltraeth is getting an (obviously completely biologically unrelated, but) ankylosaurid. This is partly, yes, because ankylosaurids are obviously awesome, but mostly because based on what is already established about Paltraeth-native life, they kinda look like they came from there in the first place. Living tanks with incredibly strong osteodermic backplates? Hell, yes. (The kaeth themselves are pretty much the tailless biped version of this evolutionary branch; the only thing that makes ankylosaurs not a shoo-in for Paltraeth native life is that their bones weren't impregnated with heavy metals, and these chaps will be.) Naturally, this does imply the historical existence of kaeth ankylosaur cavalry, advancing slowly and inevitably across the battlefield with black-powder cavalry arquebuses that anyone observing from offworld would call a saker or friggin' demi-culverin with a saddle mount.
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Is there something roughly analogue-ish to Right of Way in Eldrae?
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In which sense?
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(No, seriously, there're about four different meanings for that phrase, and at least three of them do exist... sort of. In one way or another.)
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The public trails through private property
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Probably falls under roadsteading - privately owned toll roads/trails claimed through use and improvement.
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Imperials don't (as far as canon shows) have transport infrastructure owned by their gov't.
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Well, now, that's a can of complexity.
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It doesn't exist as it's commonly practiced here on Earth , because of the general philosophical position that "that which belongs to everyone belongs to no-one", and the corresponding practical observation that that's why, in those foreign parts, most "public" property is, well, kind of crap. (I'd say "consult your nearest subway system and its population of dirt, litter, and assholes who piss on the walls" for an example, but it's at least possible some of my readers may be from Moscow or Tokyo, whose populations are apparently superhuman in this respect and so will get to live should I become Global Transportation Supremo.)
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As such, they are very clear that everything should belong to someone, including any and all rights-of-way, in the sense of "right to pass through a particular volume", who will thus be responsible for said volume.
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As such, when it comes to any throughway anywhere, it's going to belong to someone . When it comes to simple access to otherwise enclosed volumes, that'll be a carved-out easement which goes along with the property rights to the internal volume, and the owner of that bundle is responsible for upkeep.
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Otherwise, as @JHPrime says, it's a matter of roadsteading and who thus owns the appropriate rights (and filed the associated claims): highways, bridleways, footpaths, trails, etc., etc. mostly all work this way. The actual right-of-way owner (waykeeper? yeah, that works for now) might be the town management, a local interest group, the neighborhood association, an odocorp, the Wanderer's and Rambler's Fraternity, neighboring property owners, etc., etc., but someone is going to hold the deed and the associated responsibilities. (edited)
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Which does include the right to exclude. The conventions of such things do call for freedom of movement, but since this imposes a burden, however light, on the waykeepers - well, it functions in the same way as hospitality. Just as the guest has certain responsibilities towards the host, the traveler has certain responsibilities towards the waykeeper, and if you turn out to be one of those people who abuse their, um, transitality (by, say, dumping your trash at the roadside) then they have a perfect right to kick your ass off the path and tell you never to be seen walking on their sidewalks henceforth, savvy?
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[Some have pointed out that most civilizations would consider the possibility that such minor infractions could lead to extremely circumscribed ability to travel and having road-warden robots openly watching you like a hawk from the moment you set foot outside to be a little harsh. To which they would point out that they have a metro system with plush carpeting and comfortable couches because of their firm dedication to not letting assholes spoil it for everyone else, and if the price of that is immiserating the assholes, well, they're fine with that. Now bugger off back to the land of wondering what the hell that smell is and if it's gonna stick with you.]
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That clear things up?
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(Oh, and technically there are a few roads and routes which are owned and managed directly by the Office of Ways and Routes - usually just the really big ones, sort of the equivalents of the Interstate Highway System, that it's useful to lay down in many cases before anyone actually gets there. The day-to-day operation tends to be passed on to an odocorp, though.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 3:28 PM
well, I suppose in the most extreme case, there is Outside
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Which I believe would also be a quite adequate solution.
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In general, the Imperial position is that if you aren't the sort of person who will treat everyone's stuff with the same level of care and respect that you treat your own stuff, then you are not the sort of person they want.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 4:04 PM
If I treated public property with the same level of respect as my own...
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Dear God, I can't imagine what percussive maintenance does to escalators
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Okay, I am now declaring that if I go back on my existing thoughts and Earth ever does appear, it will appear in the middle of the lengthy golden age brought about by the Great Khan Caradoc Hernandez-Montoya, Khaghan of the Solar Horde, King of Kings, Overlord of the Three Planets, and Murderer of the Shit out of Disturbers of His Serene Reign.
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Mostly because having thought of that, I like it too much not to use somewhere.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 4:53 PM
I have wondered about tracing my family line to see if I'm not a direct descendant of the Khan
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And I am Hispanic (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 5:19 PM
Anyways uh
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Space commercialization...
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I forgot what I was going to ask
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/moving from #random
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DSD [He/They] 08/16/2021 7:24 PM
But then you reexist when your backup is loaded, so it's fine.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:24 PM
But yeah, arguments about sleep and atoms and natural human body replacement aside
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I really doubt that what I will experience, in the case of having offsite backups, is head asplode > discontinuity > waking up in resleeving center
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I mean, if you really want to commit suicide over that particular philosophical point, you do you, they would say, but they're pretty sure they know who's going to have the last laugh here, and it's not the newly-crowned Duke of Decomposition. (edited)
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i imagine one clever response to continuity-identity would be to carefully work in a contractual obligation of revival, and then when they eventually die and get revived, wait nearby with a copy of "Identity and You: Getting Past a Post-Revival Angst"
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:25 PM
It'd be more like, my head asplode and I stop being
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0111narwhalz 08/16/2021 7:25 PM
you will experience snapshotting, and then waking up in a new sleeve with someone telling you how you fucked up
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:26 PM
Meanwhile someone extremely similar but not identical to me wakes up later (edited)
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0111narwhalz 08/16/2021 7:26 PM
head asplode is on a different branch, and you can't recover that information (else you wouldn't be dead)
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but I mean… do you want to remember your head exploding? that sounds traumatic
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DSD [He/They] 08/16/2021 7:26 PM
That instance of you stops existing, the backed up you is a different instance but still very you.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:27 PM
Yeah, when it comes to self-preservation I'm only worried about the current instance
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0111narwhalz 08/16/2021 7:27 PM
the current instance is not the only self to preserve :V
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DSD [He/They] 08/16/2021 7:27 PM
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Yeah, when it comes to self-preservation I'm only worried about the current instance
Philosophically, assuming continuity is required, it's still better to have an entity what shares your goals come into existence when you die than not, no?
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I think their position on that is "maybe you should talk to one of those therapists who handled that outbreak of page-file-o-phobia some AIs had back in the, um, 2900s was it?"
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i'm still mulling over the point, but i view it in a slightly different light: the lack of discontinuities is a information-theoretic inevitability, and backups are a way to ensure that that inevitability happens on your terms
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(And there, there's some pretty solid science that's been done that continuity isn't required)
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i imagine one clever response to continuity-identity would be to carefully work in a contractual obligation of revival, and then when they eventually die and get revived, wait nearby with a copy of "Identity and You: Getting Past a Post-Revival Angst"
BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:29 PM
That seems a bit on the wrong side of assholery for the Imperials.
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BizarroLand ♀
That seems a bit on the wrong side of assholery for the Imperials.
maybe, but there's nothing quite like experience to shatter a (from their perspective) wildly incorrect worldview
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:30 PM
Juuuust a bit but I get you
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Although, really, on the broader question, it might just be a rather blunt: "You have carefully constructed and defended a self-definition that requires you to die. May we perhaps suggest that this is about as far as possible from productive activity as it's possible to get ?" (edited)
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(Maybe with some lesser examples of how unmoderated experience isn't a terribly reliable guide to actuality. With the right drugs, I can make anyone believe firmly that they have had extensive conversations with the machine elves piloting the roboticized corpse of Elvis, and yet...)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:33 PM
If I had to hang around them 24/7 I'd probably give in to common expectations and have a backup done eventually as some kind of routine procedure, without thinking much of it
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And then the day comes when a routine spacewalk goes south
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But on the other hand, y'know, rationally speaking, it's future you's problem. You can't know for certain. He will have evidence (or at least experience). (edited)
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And if he's convinced he's not you, he can always solve the problem by shooting himself in not-your head. But please cancel your incarnation insurance first. Bodies are expensive, and the cleanup is messy.
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as i see it, it's actually not even a matter of choice; reincarnation as such is inevitable, it's just that incarnation insurance gives you control over the when/where/how
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an example of such that i remember is from Accelerando, where one character doesn't want to keep living, but he has his mindstate stored indefinitely. People were permitted to wake him and talk and if he chose to stay awake afterwards, he could
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But on the other hand, y'know, rationally speaking, it's future you's problem. You can't know for certain. He will have evidence (or at least experience). (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:40 PM
Her problem, actually, but I get the point (edited)
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so what inevitably happened from his perspective was he went under, and then immediately woke up and someone convinced him to stay alive
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and the only result was the calendar date moved forward a few whatevers
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(There may well be some people who believe they're dying for real each time leaving a trail of clone-heirs through the future who inherit their everything each time, but it seems like unnecessary epicycles.)
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Her problem, actually, but I get the point (edited)
Ah, yeah. My bad.
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can the people-who-don't-take-incarnation-insurance say for sure that they can never be revived, ever, if they don't?
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the universe is big and old, and thats not even getting into information-theoretic nonsense. You won't stay dead as you see it, backups just mean that you wake up near your friends
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Morgrim Moon 08/16/2021 7:43 PM
(unrelated observation: I'm deeply struggling with my mental health right now. And I've noticed that the more stressed and irrational I get, the more aggressively territorial and possessive I get over comparatively little things. I am imagining some frustrated eldrae complaining that no, that's doing things backwards!)
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(and conversely, they get to have you around still)
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Ah, yeah. My bad.
BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:48 PM
Not a problem.
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I didn't put the Venus symbol in my username for nothing, tho
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the universe is big and old, and thats not even getting into information-theoretic nonsense. You won't stay dead as you see it, backups just mean that you wake up near your friends
BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:50 PM
Sure, quantum mechanics will spit out many insane things in the unbelievably, mind-shatteringly far future, but in those lightless aeons you're more likely to get something that believes itself to be you
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pure-probabilistic creation is less likely than ancestor simulations IMO
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:51 PM
How accurate would ancestor simulations be with superaeons of separation? And who would build them?
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in as much as, given the opportunity, the Imperials would absolutely revive Everyone Who Ever Was and politely ask if they'd like to continue living in the shiny far future
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time travel has been demonstrated to exist in-universe, within certain bounds
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(in-verse, i mean)
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you can't change the past, but it's not technically possible that the Far Future™️ could drop off a big supertech Whatever right after the big bang, it goes around and grabs everyones mindstates while never ever being detected (as necessitated by the lack of recorded sightings of Whatevers in the future), and then it chirps and decloaks 5 seconds after they sent it back and hands over the mindstates of Everyone Ever (edited)
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this is probably something imperials would feel obligated to do, had they the ability
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Oh, that is in the plan. (Not that it really needs to be in the modern era, since the Transcend already gets those mind-states, but for people from before then.) Along with an unspoken but always understood rule to not look for strange hidden devices capturing the mind-state of the dying just in case they're not there and therefore can't be. (edited)
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you can't change the past, but it's not technically possible that the Far Future™️ could drop off a big supertech Whatever right after the big bang, it goes around and grabs everyones mindstates while never ever being detected (as necessitated by the lack of recorded sightings of Whatevers in the future), and then it chirps and decloaks 5 seconds after they sent it back and hands over the mindstates of Everyone Ever (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 7:58 PM
It would have to be a huge supertech widget to accurately survey information on the innumerable.. uh... nonillions of sentients aross all the galactic filaments that ever live
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maybe decillions but I don't have to count, the ubertech thing does (edited)
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never let it be said that Imperials think small
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 8:01 PM
So basically time travel
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But time travel that doesn't help that much, because if it did a future you would have tried it
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Probably a giant swarm of Whatevers that pull themselves back into formation a moment after the original (probably planetoid-sized) Whatever is sent back
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alternatively, it might be something functionally equivalent to a Ontotech Subroutine inserted into the universe
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/16/2021 8:16 PM
sorry for going back over here, I just saw the conversation in recs and went yeah no
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Problem is, the far future ain't gonna be very shiny if physics has any say in the matter
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Which it won't if the Imperials get their way
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All the stars bigger than red dwarves will explode or burn out into white dwarves
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And then the red dwarves will have a brief dance as blue dwarves when their temperatures climb high enough, brightening the universe back up for a spell
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Then it's all dark -- for good.
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yes, but there are other arguments along the same lines
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quantum immortality, much-ridiculed and thoroughly difficult to falsify, is one of them
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but there are others - simulation theory is another, although similarly difficult to falsify
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the one that holds the most weight in my eyes is... i don't know if it has a term, but it ties to information theory i think
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essentially, the argument goes: pi can be described as a self-referential deterministic algorithm that outputs all the numbers of PI from a fixed starting state. From it's own perspective, it doesn't matter if you *compute* it for all of the digits of pi; it only references itself and it can't tell if it's being computed, so from it's own 'perspective' it *always exists*. Similar things can be said for algorithms which are both self-and-external referential, but where no external input is valid. Guess what else can be described as a self-referential (or alternatively, self-aware) algorithm? (edited)
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Oh, that is in the plan. (Not that it really needs to be in the modern era, since the Transcend already gets those mind-states, but for people from before then.) Along with an unspoken but always understood rule to not look for strange hidden devices capturing the mind-state of the dying just in case they're not there and therefore can't be. (edited)
"that one asshole who pointed the supergalactic quantum resonance telescope at his dying wife!"
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Should have spent less time explaining and more time running
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DO NOT RUN AROUND THE UNEXPLODED NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
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(It was probably a walk-and-talk, not that the surviving records are clear on that.)
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Morgrim Moon 08/17/2021 7:13 PM
at least the insurance company will be pleased that the lecturing person had their head on straight and was valiantly attempting to fix things
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Were they backed up? I get the feeling there will be some heated arguments at the resleeving clinic
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Oh, yeah, someone's going to have a hot time down at the old body shop tonight.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/17/2021 8:03 PM
I'd think sophs in that line of work would be assiduous about backups
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Yeah but it wasn't clear if they were Imperials or from some more backwards polity
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Yeah, I suppose not everyone's memorized the complete list of Imperial system names yet. 😋
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also, i doubt Poor Fool Who Brought A Nuke Aboard has a license from a imperial certifier
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they tend to have higher standards than that.
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Well they certainly don't now
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They did. Let's always remember that actuarial methods, even very sophisticated ones, can only tell you how probable the dumbass attack is for actuarial group X. Not the who and the when.
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Unfortunately, sometimes the dumbass attack is accidentally rming the wrong folder, and sometimes it involves a dud melonpedo.
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Melonpedo?
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Casaba howitzer with some sprinkles.
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Morgrim Moon 08/18/2021 2:06 AM
Unfortunately for Imperials, the smarter and better equipped you are as a culture, the greater the potential magnitude of your occasional fuckups
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Quick question, is this the right place to ask not so quick questions about the setting? Or is there another place on this server, in the discourse group or elsewhere that's a better fit?
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just ask away, you'll get redirected when wrong anywa
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0111narwhalz 08/18/2021 2:22 AM
this'd be the place, or start a thread on the Discourse
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and its not like the server is overflowing with activity anyway necessitating that hard separation
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theres eldrae talk in all channels at some point :V
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Okay
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Question incoming
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My question is, how do strangelets work? Generally strangelets are depicted as stable and singular while in this setting they seem to be unstable and split. For example the Burning of Litash. It starts with strangelets turning other baryons into strangelets and releasing energy which implies the process is exothermic and releases energy by virtue of strange matter having a larger mass defect than normal matter. But we are told they are unstable and soon all strangelets are gone. But how? Turning back into normal matter is only possible if it's energetically favorable to do so which would require turning into and un-turning into strange matter are somehow both exothermic reactions. And the only alternative is that they decayed all the way down to nothing and violated baryon number conservation which is one of those setting-breakingly important things that probably ought to be mentioned since it indirectly allows for total mass-energy conversion. Basically, how did the universe pay for the mass-energy involved in the Burning part of the Burning of Litash?
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The short version is that strange matter is only stable under high degeneracy pressure, which is sustained either (a) artificially, in their containment, or (b) in the absolute center of the fireball created by strange conversion. Most of the energy release comes from the secondary nuclear reactions caused as the strangelets interact strangely (sic) with the normal baryons in their vicinity, but this same process blows the resulting strange matter apart, taking away the degeneracy pressure it needs to be stable, and the strange quarks then decay via the weak interaction into up quarks.
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(That this process could go horribly wrong in self-sustaining ways if applied to a concentration of mass that could sustain the degeneracy pressure is one of the many excellent reasons to get this particular weapon banned.)
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(That this process could go horribly wrong in self-sustaining ways if applied to a concentration of mass that could sustain the degeneracy pressure is one of the many excellent reasons to get this particular weapon banned.)
So is the process basically the strangelets catalyzing an unusual fission/fusion reaction of high/low Z elements towards the nucleon binding energy peak of iron/nickel? Because that's the only way I can think of to have an exothermic unstable strangelet weapon that preserves baryon number unless I'm missing something which I might very well be.
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In theory , you could get a nice clean reaction where you had nothing but a strangelet and a nucleus. you could get a clean conversion of a proton into a lambda baryon, which would then slide into the center of the nucleus forming a hypernucleus (much more tightly bound); this transition screws up the electron behavior nicely, but ignore that for now. Then, since there's no degeneracy pressure keeping it strange, the lambda weak decays back to a proton and life is no longer strange. In practice , you're tossing a bucket of hyperdense quark matter into an environment of normal matter and letting it go foom, so you end up with neutrons boiling off, you've got kaons and pi mesons all over the place, etc., etc. So, yeah, you're definitely going to get a lot of that sort of nuclear reaction adding its energy to the pile as the normal matter degrades, but in this high-energy, exotic-particle-rich environment, you're going to get all sorts of very weird side reactions which may or may not be exothermic.
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(I'm not committing myself strongly to what those reactions are , since I'm not strictly speaking any kind of physicist and I am making some broad handwavy assumptions about how the whole thing nets out since we're not going to have any strange matter around to test it with even if my take on the strange matter hypothesis is the correct one; I'm just clarifying that this particular process generates a lot of weird crap that makes it very dirty.) (edited)
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As a side note, I'd also like to point out for any casual readers who may have wandered in tonight that the process of making the strange matter is absurdly expensive in energy terms. To generate and sustain the strange matter, the degeneracy pressure that has to be obtained is somewhere in a range well past what you need to generate quark matter (i.e., the stuff found in neutron star cores). I'm told that computing this precisely is currently mathematically intractable, but suffice it to say, the Esilmúr bubble had to put forth rather more than a token effort to make each CALYX HOLLOW core. (edited)
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So don't undercount the additional energy contribution of that to the overall bang.
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2021 12:02 AM
So basically wildly impractical for anything you don't want to genocide, and if you DO there are cheaper means, so this is the sort of thing you throw at a Perversion when you can't make the stargate in time?
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Well, if you're looking to make a continent-sized crater with one bomb, it's a lot smaller and more portable than the antimatter equivalent.
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But it's not a terribly practical weapon, no; as I think I mentioned in the past, the only reason to let that off the chain was to get it put on the extremely banned list before someone less responsible might start playing with the idea. Because CALYX HOLLOW is a subcritical strangelet device; it's not going to produce a mass of strangelets large enough to generate their own degeneracy pressure and become self-sustaining. Those are what make it banworthy; otherwise it would just be another type of oversized bomb covered by the regular "don't kill planets" rule.
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So basically wildly impractical for anything you don't want to genocide, and if you DO there are cheaper means, so this is the sort of thing you throw at a Perversion when you can't make the stargate in time?
https://eldraeverse.com/2016/10/17/ultima-ratio-imperium-stellarum/ Those are the star-killers. You may note the special release conditions for any of them being --
Note that as an extremal response case, deployment of CASE DYSPEPTIC FLARE requires consensus approval of the Imperial Security Executive, subject to override veto by vote of the Fifth Directorate overwatch, and Transcendent warmind approval.
Note also that special release conditions (noted below) apply to DYSPEPTIC FLARE, including but not limited to certified prior release of minimum three non-extremal response cases in failure state; threat (p > 0.5) of SKYSHOCK activity; unlimited collateral budget approval; and strategic ethics stricture <= ABYSSAL.
Translated from the jargon, that means everyone agrees that we are SO TOTALLY fucked, everything we have tried didn't work, killing EVERYONE is an acceptable side effect of something that DOES work, and we are so far into the land of situational ethics that we couldn't see virtue with the Super-Size Synthetic Aperture... and even given all that, God still has to sign off on its use personally. And for the strangelet varietal, God also has to certify that whatever you plan to use it on is actually worse than the black-level-plus ex-threat possibility of unleashing self-replicant galactic annihilation.
(Because a comment thread back a ways suggested a mention of the big dakka that hopefully no-one will ever have to use might be in order…) CASE DYSPEPTIC FLARE MOST SECRET (ULTRAVIOLET) / EYE…
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This is way beyond anything ever seen on the scale of perversions. This is basically the response case for "oh, shit, we're an anime antagonist, and the writers were inspired by 'Doc' Smith".
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So basically, "We have literally nothing to lose and whatever you are is so abominable to us that we'd rather destroy the universe and everything in it than let you have it, that by our values what you would do to the universe is not only suboptimal but pessimal, worse than nothing, by deploying this we either kill you or kill everything in existence simply to spite the monstrosity you are, either outcome is better than a universe ruled by you." levels of of Godzilla Threshold crossing.
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Well, it's not guaranteed self-replicant galactic annihilation, you understand. Just possible self-replicant galactic annihilation. So it's something of a gamble. It's just... well, some dice you only get to roll once, y'know? (edited)
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I have to admit having a plan for discovering you are the antagonist in an Doc Smith inspired anime is a very eldrae thing to do
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Well, it's not guaranteed self-replicant galactic annihilation, you understand. Just possible self-replicant galactic annihilation. So it's something of a gamble. It's just... well, some dice you only get to roll once, y'know? (edited)
you can reroll them until you roll a nat20
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Or a nat 1, depending on how you think.
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To clarify would these points constitute an accurate view of the relationship between strangelets and the Eldraeverse? 1. Strangelets have a surface tension exceeding, to quote Wikipedia, "a few MeV per square femtometer" and beyond a certain size are stable and catalyze the conversion of normal matter into strange matter. Below this they disintegrate. 2. Growing supercritical strangelets have a mechanism of producing more supercritical strangelets, either through spontaneously in the high temperature region near the surface of a strangelet in the same way cosmic rays and particle accelerators produce mini-strangelets or due to small parts fissioning off and carrying away energy in an exothermic reaction facilitated through the mother strangelet's high temperature and excess energy. Thus if you drop a supercritical strangelet into a star you won't just get a strange star, you'll get a strange star and many smaller strangelets which may be blasted off to relativistic velocity. 3. The strangelet used on Litash was subcritical and thus unstable, most of the energy came from that strangelet fissioning and decaying. Presumably a similar amount non-strange quark matter would have produced similar results. 4. The weapon used on Litash was purposely crippled for the purpose of not consuming the planet and producing child strangelets that may have hit the sun and caused a galactic chain reaction, it's function was to get strangelets weapons of all kinds banned entirely, kind of like an alternate history United States purposely designing its first nuke to fizzle and only detonate with a few dozen tons in order to get the world to ban nuclear weapons before someone else starts dropping nukes with yields in the range of several kilotons.
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You may be under the impression that I do a lot more calculation than I actually do...
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First, the Inevitable Disclaimer: the published books are the primary canon. The blog and the FAQ are deuterocanon, valid only when not contradicted by the books. Anything I write in a self-fanfic and/or elsewhere on the Discourse is tertiary canon at best, and anything I say here barely qualifies as bull session. Author reserves the right to throw out anything not stated in the primary canon at any time in the service of A Better Idea. Author also, not being a physicist or formally trained in a variety of other fields prefers to not get too deeply specific, or numeric, in many areas to provide himself with wiggle room for the future, especially since a lot of these things aren't very well known in the first place.
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(Please hold when I pin that for potential future use.)
Overmind pinned a message to this channel. 08/19/2021 6:55 PM
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Having said that, and in order: 1. Seems reasonable, although even small strangelets have their various effects on normal matter... as they're disintegrating. 2. Yeah. In short, the energy output of this fairly violent reaction is enough to throw particles around, some of them at relativistic speed. 3. I wouldn't necessarily say most . I am reserving a nice big area of fuzziness with regard to the exact proportional distribution of the energy production, but for now, we can assume that strange quark matter is significantly more effective than regular quark matter, otherwise no-one would bother to make it strange.
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DSD [He/They] 08/19/2021 7:00 PM
If I remember correctly, physics gets a little wonky, possibly in baryon-number-unpreserving ways, at strange quark matter temps and pressures anyways. (edited)
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Note: In general, where criticality is concerned - I'd generally prefer to talk about the criticality of the reaction , rather than the mass. It's determined by the relationship between the rate of strange conversion and the rate of strangelet decay (much as fission reactor criticality is determined by those of neutron production and absorption), and while strange mass is an important factor in that, it's certainly not the only one.
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4. I wouldn't say crippled, and if so, only insofar as we could reasonably describe most of any arsenal as crippled because it's calibrated to produce a relatively precise amount of boom, not just the biggest bang we can get. (Especially since, bear in mind, subcritical strangelet weapons are vastly more useful than supercritical ones, because they can be scaled and pointed .) OMRD and their contractors were tasked with producing a subcritical/non-self-propagating strangelet continent-cracker, and that's exactly what they did. (If it had been designed to fizzle, after all, they wouldn't have bothered with the extras we see being stored away at the end.) Being able to use serial number 1 to perform a full-scale weapons test, clean out a nest of particularly nasty pirates, and get the Ley Accords updated to prevent irresponsible people from playing around with this technology was just convenient. What a crazy random[1] happenstance! [1] yeah, right.
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Theoretically speaking shouldn't a strangelet be just either stable or unstable, and thus have either a non-zero conversion rate and zero decay rate or vice versa? My understanding was that strange matter was a lot like a true vacuum, beyond a certain size it converts all nearby normal matter/false vacuum into itself and the reason we still exist may be that below a certain size surface tension makes it shrink instead. We don't really talk about true vacuum in terms of conversion and decay rates because it's always doing one or the other kind of like how Ice-9 always converts and never melts, a stable strangelet should always grow and never decay, a chain reaction but not in the same way nuclear reactions work. Strangelets should either always be decaying if below the critical size and not convert matter because it's energetically unfavorable to do so and if above it always persist as one large mega-particle and never decay and absorb any touching matter into itself. Any deviations would probably be from second order effects like high temperature allowing for endothermic reactions. At least that's my understanding of things.
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It's like neutrons.
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A free neutron is unstable; it weak-decays to a proton with a half-life of about 10 minutes. But when that neutron is bound into a nucleus, the need for an available lower-energy state to decay into within the quantum system of that nucleus blocks this day, and the neutron is stable.
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Similar, a strange quark normally would weak-decay into an up quark, but when degeneracy pressure results in them being bound into strangelets, the same principle - the need for available energy states to decay into - keeps them stable. (edited)
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That raises the question
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Why did the strangelet bomb blow up part of Litash instead of converting the whole planet into a tiny lump of strange matter?
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2021 7:41 PM
sarcastic answer: E=mc2
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Because it was subcritical; the rate of strange matter decay (due to, basically, not having the degeneracy pressure of a quark star handy) substantially exceeded the amount of contagious strangeness going on.
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Then why did the strangelets expand?
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Expand how? Also, I'm about to take a swim and eat dinner, so further responses may be a mite delayed.
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Expand how? Also, I'm about to take a swim and eat dinner, so further responses may be a mite delayed.
A few particles inside the bomb wouldn't be enough to blow up Litash, they would have had to expand and make more strangelets
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Well not all of Litash, but a significant portion of it
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I think what @Overmind is trying to get at is that when the bomb is detonated, the strange matter decay rate is less than the strange matter infection rate. But over time, this process changes the environment in such a way that the strange matter decay rate is more than the strange matter infection rate, and the reaction stops.
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(Similar to how nukes start out with neutron creation rate > neutron escape rate, but progress to neutron creation rate < neutron escape rate)
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fair enough
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Still not sure how that works, exactly, maybe the bomb has a quark star environment inside
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Morgrim Moon 08/19/2021 7:47 PM
as the area of reaction expands the amount of particles needed to sustain the reaction should expand too
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Still not sure how that works, exactly, maybe the bomb has a quark star environment inside
DSD [He/They] 08/19/2021 7:48 PM
Ontotech shenanigans? They can stabilise muons, strangelets don't seem too much of a leap. (edited)
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Because it was subcritical; the rate of strange matter decay (due to, basically, not having the degeneracy pressure of a quark star handy) substantially exceeded the amount of contagious strangeness going on.
Wouldn't the amount of contagiousness be zero if below the critical mass? Kind of like how neutronium is stable inside a neutron star but if a chunk of neutronium is released on Earth the amount of normal matter being converted into neutronium would be zero because that's not the favored reaction.
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Ontotech shenanigans? They can stabilise muons, strangelets don't seem too much of a leap. (edited)
xeelee-level bullshit up in here
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/19/2021 8:09 PM
As I understand it, yeah, the CALYX HOLLOW weapon itself is stabilized by magitech until it goes off, so something like a quark star environment inside. That would only last for a flash (attoseconds? Femtoseconds? Not sure.) but that flash is long enough to generate enough extra strangelets to get a hell of a lot of kablooie. But not all the kablooie. Unless you sunk it into the core of a star, then it might be all the kablooie before it gets diffuse enough to peter out.
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I think what @Overmind is trying to get at is that when the bomb is detonated, the strange matter decay rate is less than the strange matter infection rate. But over time, this process changes the environment in such a way that the strange matter decay rate is more than the strange matter infection rate, and the reaction stops.
Yes, this. When the containment breaches, you've got that tiny speck of strange matter expanding extremely rapidly in all directions. It starts to decay as soon as it starts to expand, but in the early stage of the reaction, while you're in a hot, dense environment and nuclei are being rammed by high-energy strangelets boiling off the speck, exotic particles being created, cats and gods living together, you know the drill, you're getting all sorts of particle creations and strangeification going on. As that region expands and cools, though, the particles lose energy, which drops the creation rate, the strangelets in particular lose degeneracy pressure, which ups the decay rate, and you end up with no more strangelets and a big-ass expanding fireball. (There are also some issues here with the charge of the strangelet state affecting their ability to interact with nuclei, but that's a whole other thing.) (edited)
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Wouldn't the amount of contagiousness be zero if below the critical mass? Kind of like how neutronium is stable inside a neutron star but if a chunk of neutronium is released on Earth the amount of normal matter being converted into neutronium would be zero because that's not the favored reaction.
To the best of my knowledge, strange interactions (other than the degeneracy-induced one that hypothetically transmutes down quarks to strange quarks at high enough densities) don't care about the total mass of the strangelet. It's just that the products decay rapidly if nothing's making them stay strange.
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(You get criticality, in this scenario, when your strangeball develops the gravity to pull more strange matter into itself to the point where its mass can sustain its own degeneracy pressure without benefit of paragravitational containment. Which is why we don't drop strangelet bombs on stellar objects, m'kay?) (edited)
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Wouldn't the amount of contagiousness be zero if below the critical mass? Kind of like how neutronium is stable inside a neutron star but if a chunk of neutronium is released on Earth the amount of normal matter being converted into neutronium would be zero because that's not the favored reaction.
Well, neutrons don't generally transform other things into neutrons, but that hyperintense burst of very-high-energy (mostly) neutron radiation as the neutronium boils off is going to create all kinds of fun and funky high-energy nuclear reactions, right? Same thing with the strange matter, except some of those high-energy reactions can make things strange.
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Or so I claim for fictive purposes, anyway. There are a lot of unknowns here, and in the absence of empirical data, I shamelessly picked my hypotheses to suit what I wanted to happen. (That, and the evidence we do have concerning the crusts of neutron stars consisting of nuclear matter, which strongly suggests that strange matter isn't stable at zero/low pressures. But mostly it's what I wanted to happen.) (edited)
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Another question, more of a legal one this time, doesn't the revision to Chapter I of the Ley Accords post-Litash making it ecumenical risk putting the Empire in a double bind situation? Suppose the Worlds encounter two civilizations A and B who are at war with each other and are killing stars using twist-pinch bombs, blowing up planets with RKKVs, and exterminating ecosystems left and right. The catch being that in this hypothetical, A and B are both societies of consent engaged in a large-scale consensual duel to the death, while simultaneously making sure that the ecosystems destroyed don't have intelligent life, the artificial supernovas positioned where everything danger-close belongs to A, B, or no one, and the only things being damaged belong to A, B, or no one. Per the Ley Accords as a signatory the Empire is obligated to help put an end to the Chapter I violations and take appropriate action to punish A and B. Per the Fundamental Contract interfering in the manner legally obligated by the Ley Accords violates the rights of A and B as everything done has been consensual and no persons have been non-consensually harmed, just stars planets and ecosystems which are all expensive but not people. Based on past characterization I can be fairly certain that the Empire would tell the Accords to take a hike in this situation since the Fundamental Contract trumps all non-fundamental ones and I suspect though am not as certain that the answer to my question is "yes but they decided it's unlikely enough to be an acceptable risk, if such a situation does occur the Empire will default on its obligations and pay the penalties for non-compliance in enforcing the treaty" but you never know, I might be wrong and that's why I'm still asking the question.
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A few more questions. 1. Why is weaponizing wormhole collapse considered a causal weapon bad enough to be prohibited? Since no power uses fixed wormholes creating CTC should just collapse the wormholes you're propping open and creating a barely not-CTC should have no effects on stargates other than creating zones of space where you aren't able to transit stargates without your weak temporary wormhole completing the CTC and blowing up, which is useful for a blockade but doesn't sound Chapter I worthy. 2. Would acausal logic or devices that rely on acausality like probability kilns and UNMOVED MONAD be considered causal weapons? 3. Theoretically speaking could the people the Leviathan Consciousness subsumed be reconstructed from what remains assuming you somehow manage to capture it intact or was the optimization process too lossy for a database rollback to the point where the Leviathan Consciousness's victims where still people? Right, those four plus the one about strangelets a few days ago fills up my $5/month patronage and the rest can wait till next month.
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... I think the actual answer there is "you've assumed like six impossible elements in your hypothetical scenario so the lawyers aren't worried"
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It is theoretically possible to construct the existence of multiple civilizations which will use X-risk scale weapons for fun and games without harming any non-consenting sophonts in the process but I believe the doctrinal position is that upon finding multiple adjacent civilizations all consisting entirely of people who 100% with no exceptions consent to die for no particular reason, you look for the hegemonizing swarm/misc other mind-control device coercing them into that position (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/21/2021 10:30 PM
Yeah. I think the tech required to do that - being well above what any of the Great Powers can pull off - slams into "oh fuck we tripped over duelling Precursors". At which point the politicians step off the board and the Fifth Directorate and Imperial Navy start readying Skyshock plans.
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To deal with the minor ones quickly: 1. It's not. It's just considered a Bad Thing that you do not want to have happen in your star system. (An uncontrolled wormhole collapse produces a black hole plus a large rapid unplanned energy release. Said black hole promptly undergoes Hawking evaporation, with another large rapid unplanned energy release, the two together equivalent to the total mass-energy of the original wormhole. The consequences for anything nearby are left as an exercise for the reader.) (edited)
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2. No, because they're not weapons. (Also, there may well be no such thing as a causal weapon -- https://eldraeverse.com/2013/03/08/dubious-provenance/ .) (edited)
Causal weapons are a myth, an arms-dealer’s con trick. Their official mention in the Ley Accords was no more than a paranoid’s precaution, deliberate disinformation, or a warning to tho…
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3. Even leaving aside the lossiness inherent in the optimization process and subsequent evolution of the code, in the absence of records, you'd never be able to determine which set of routines each person had in the first place.
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[While I will get back to the nuances of the first in some more daytime hour in which I am not headed to sleep, perchance to dream, I will take a brief moment now to note that it would probably take the lovely folks at Kantinomeiros, mor-Kadak, and Ot, Warbarristers, all of a minute to produce a finely phrased legal opinion to the effect that intervening here would be a perfectly legitimate exercise of preemptive self-defence against a bunch of self-evidently homicidal whackjobs.]
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On the one hand, I should probably spend a bunch of time here explaining in detail that the Contract is the beginning of ethics and law, not the whole of it, and in general reproduce the elaborate statement on such matters to be placed in the records of the Conclave of Galactic Polities. But on the other hand, I suspect in practice the Ministry of State and Outlands just looks around for their best practitioner of the gentle art of sorry-not-sorry to deliver a nice formal apology to the Strawmanians and Trolleytopians for the tragic accident with their target identification systems that led to Imperial forces not realizing that they were simply cosplaying as a bunch of reckless, pointless, useless Entropy-worshipping homicidal savages and therefore proceeding to blow them all straight to hell. Oops. Our bad. Please accept this brass taltis as full and final compensation. And I don't really feel like doing a whole lot more myself, so.
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In last night's hallucinations:
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The Cherac's Breath-class siege battleship. It's not a battleship. Don't even think about using it as a battleship. It doesn't maneuver as well as a battleship, it doesn't have the armor of a battleship, and while it does have good AA defenses, its armament would be entirely useless for hitting moving targets (like, for example, other ships), and the rate of fire is abysmal. Sending it into naval combat would be a very expensive mistake. It's a gunboat . More specifically, it's the last gasp of the gun enthusiasts as we enter the missile age; by stripping away the entire primary and most of the secondary armament, along with a good deal of the armor, the mad bastards behind this one figured out how to use a large battleship hull as a wrapper around a fixed forward-facing dual 36" long-barrel railway gun mount. Because while the Schwerer/Langer Gustav (and this, after all, is bigger) may have been moderately impractical weapons on land, we're a maritime empire, after all - and if the rest of the fleet can clear its way, parking this off someone's coast sends a mighty clear message to anyone who hasn't had the forethought to build their capital behind a mountain .
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high angle firing to get past mountains
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(In the general spirit of sending a gunboat, but some folks need more gunboat than others.) ((Also, I just typoed that as "gunboar", and gunboars should totes be a thing.))
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+1 for gunboars
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The Cherac's Breath-class siege battleship. It's not a battleship. Don't even think about using it as a battleship. It doesn't maneuver as well as a battleship, it doesn't have the armor of a battleship, and while it does have good AA defenses, its armament would be entirely useless for hitting moving targets (like, for example, other ships), and the rate of fire is abysmal. Sending it into naval combat would be a very expensive mistake. It's a gunboat . More specifically, it's the last gasp of the gun enthusiasts as we enter the missile age; by stripping away the entire primary and most of the secondary armament, along with a good deal of the armor, the mad bastards behind this one figured out how to use a large battleship hull as a wrapper around a fixed forward-facing dual 36" long-barrel railway gun mount. Because while the Schwerer/Langer Gustav (and this, after all, is bigger) may have been moderately impractical weapons on land, we're a maritime empire, after all - and if the rest of the fleet can clear its way, parking this off someone's coast sends a mighty clear message to anyone who hasn't had the forethought to build their capital behind a mountain .
What about under a mountain? coughs in Erebor
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/24/2021 5:02 PM
That's where the nuclear shells come in...
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Pure Nuclear blast? Or are we talking some form of penetrator here?
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DSD [He/They] 08/24/2021 6:08 PM
Nuclear bunker-buster seems like the right idea.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/24/2021 6:34 PM
well, in a shell that big, you don't have to wimp out and use a gun-type device, so you could use a nuclear shaped charge, maybe. Maybe even inside an AP shell.
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"Tank this, you weasel!"
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AP casaba
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this big gun functions like artillery, and so you could get away with calling a howitzer
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does that mean that if you're firing shape-charge nuke shells, it's a casaba howitzer howitzer?
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if you use nuclear propellant charges it can be a casaba casaba howitzer howitzer
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what if we put it on a multistage orion craft
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casaba^n howitzer^n+1 (edited)
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casaba all the way down
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0111narwhalz 08/25/2021 3:03 AM
print a picture of a melon on it, where each pixel is made of a melon
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drawing that is a melony
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Enderminion 08/25/2021 3:35 AM
Wouldn't you call that sort of thing a Monitor?
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Along the lines of the HMS Lord Clive among other ships
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which had a limited traverse 18" rifle and two 12" rifles (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/25/2021 8:38 AM
Yeah, that's more or less a monitor. I can imagine continuing to tag it as a battleship for reasons of inertia or politics, though I'd think even pre-Imperial eldrae might take a dim view of that
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Well, now.
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On the one hand, I can see why she would be classified as a monitor. On the other hand, looking at the things that go into defining a monitor, there are also reasons why she wouldn't be: starting with size, monitors being traditionally "relatively small warships". The biggest monitor class I can dig up in a quick search, the Erebus-class, was an 8,500 ton ship. Cherac's Breath is more equivalent in size to a post-dreadnought. Other common features of monitors being turrets and a role in coastal defense and/or brown water work, which also aren't the case here. So calling her a monitor is going to be a mite confusing given that she'd be notably unlike any other members of the type they have around the place.
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(She's not, in fairness, much like other battleships either, armament-wise, unless we count "in possession of very, very big guns", but she does have the tonnage, hull, propulsion, partial armor, and auxiliary systems of one, so as long as one pays attention to the adjective "siege" in her type, it seems a fairly reasonable designation. And not one without precedent, for that matter: an "aviation cruiser" isn't much like other cruisers, either.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/25/2021 10:30 AM
Cherac's Breath is a cannon with a ship attached to it
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I know! It’s an SPG!
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/25/2021 10:30 AM
The ship is a mechanism for the gun to get into place, no more and no less (edited)
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In a nutshell, yeah.
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In later centuries, the nearest starship equivalents will be designated "mauler" - short for "mauler superdreadnought" - or "bombard", because it does. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 08/25/2021 10:42 AM
sadly, the otherwise descriptive name of "gunboat" is already taken
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/25/2021 10:43 AM
it's a boat
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with a gun
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a gunboat
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Morgrim Moon 08/25/2021 10:45 AM
I mean. One could argue it's a gun. With a boat.
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Supergunboat, I suppose, given her size.
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The bad pun department of equivalents suggest that over there, we have armor with a boat, which we call the dreadnought , and so over here we have a gun with a boat, which we will call the dreadthis . (edited)
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or it could be a gunship
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It's worth noting that the 8500 ton Erebus class is like, solidly cruiser size
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Gunship. Because it can wear boats like a hat
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/27/2021 4:25 PM
In the back of my head, I’m thinking that boat is a casual name for submarines. So gunboat is a sub with a spinal mount railway gun.
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The largest gun ever mounted on a submarine was the hms m1 with a 12 inch
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The second largest was an eight and a quarter inch gun on ss 1 of the usn
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Totally reasonable design a few decades down the timeline: https://acecombat.fandom.com/wiki/Alicorn
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:35 PM
The alicorn is just a BBCV wearing a cheap SSN suit
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Nothing about it actually makes sense taken at face value
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The two giant molten salt reactors(?) which would magnetize the entire thing and ruin every compass in 800 km..
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Not to be too down on the design
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I like it, personally, and it makes sense as a continuation to the Hrimfaxi
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Just... the sonics, especially, yikes.
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Liquid-metal cooled, ISTR, like a scaled-way-the-fuck-up Alfa-class reactor. Although in a hull that size you could cram in a ridiculous amount of sound insulation around them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:43 PM
It's the trimaran design that would cause the noise, alongside the huge propulsion units
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IIRC
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(Not my choice of reactor. I prefer ones that don't break permanently if you have to scram them.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:44 PM
A certain you know who was complaining about it on ToughSF
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Totally reasonable design a few decades down the timeline: https://acecombat.fandom.com/wiki/Alicorn
TEN MILLION LIVES
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:47 PM
SALVATION
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I confess I have not myself looked into multihull cavitation issues.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:50 PM
If you're in the mood to discuss memetic vehicle ideas, might I propose a 500m-long omnicraft with a complement of soldiers and air vehicles (edited)
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(Also somewhat dubious about the superstructure over the flight deck. On the one hand, it's not like aircraft carriers with stacked flight decks haven't existed in the past. On the other hand, we don't do that now, probably for a reason.)
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(Also somewhat dubious about the superstructure over the flight deck. On the one hand, it's not like aircraft carriers with stacked flight decks haven't existed in the past. On the other hand, we don't do that now, probably for a reason.)
BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:51 PM
Yeah, it would probably screw up an aircraft's lift
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I believe that Hexane guy described it as "slamming into the roof"
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Yeah, you wouldn't want to have to go around, given how short the end of the deck aft of the superstructure is.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:52 PM
Although Hexane is himself
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Anyway by omnicraft
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I mean a craft that can traverse most terrain
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I note on the triple-deck carriers that I'm familiar with, they only used the top one for landing operations.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 7:53 PM
Space (freefall), air, sea, and land
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2021 8:04 PM
The reasoning: it can insert into a system, reenter into the primary world's atmosphere, then splashdown and go underwater
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After a while travelling that way, it pops up on land to spit out something like a battallion and some attendant air cover (edited)
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"How did they not see the giant 500m cigar-shape firing its main drive and making a huge plasma trail," you ask?
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Uhhhhh :^)
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(Not my choice of reactor. I prefer ones that don't break permanently if you have to scram them.)
But hey, look at it this way: If the reactor melts down, it's already entombed
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(for lead-cooled reactors and others, at least. A frozen sodium reactor would be Fun.)
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(for those who haven't seen it before: the US military needed to dispose of several tonnes of sodium metal. They threw it into a lake. And filmed it.)
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(rip the fish)
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Morgrim Moon 08/29/2021 12:24 AM
according to the video, there were no fish because the lake was already contaminated. Granted, that assumes the US military was being truthful
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ah. This is probably why i should listen to voiceovers instead of leaving it muted
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A long-lasting civilization of plant-analog sophonts whose name, despite everyone's best efforts, keeps coming through the translators as the Persistent Vegetative State .
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lol
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(Also somewhat dubious about the superstructure over the flight deck. On the one hand, it's not like aircraft carriers with stacked flight decks haven't existed in the past. On the other hand, we don't do that now, probably for a reason.)
Enderminion 08/29/2021 5:35 PM
Multi deck carriers have the issue that essentially the upper decks act like a wing which is obviously great for stability.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/29/2021 7:52 PM
A few CVs back in the 30s/40s also had side launch catapults similar to the catapults used on battleships and cruisers. This was generally considered to be not worth the trouble, but it's an interesting option. (edited)
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IIRC, there were a few experimental installations of catapults on DDs too, which were kind of the conceptual forerunner of the modern helo-equipped FF/DD/CG
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Multi deck carriers have the issue that essentially the upper decks act like a wing which is obviously great for stability.
the only carrier where wing effects are a good thing is the shield helicarrier
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Multi deck carriers have the issue that essentially the upper decks act like a wing which is obviously great for stability.
You could do something like a 'partial' flight deck; top deck is exclusively for landing, lower deck(s) are enclosed except for doors on the side which permit launching via catapults
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which is already similar to what carriers do, iirc, since they have lower decks that they store planes on
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safety is more of a concern, you can't eject during a catapult launch unlike on a top deck, but who knows if that's considered viable in the first place. Also, less safety margin. Top deck launch has one to one-and-a-half obstacles (floor, tower and stuff rising above top deck), bottom deck is just a tunnel with a door.
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 2:49 AM
having catapults belowdecks implies things about how high you are out of the water, so clearly the solution is to pitch the entire ship up and then fire
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so this, but a aircraft carrier
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i approve
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 2:50 AM
yes
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I am also of the opinion that, for airborne aircraft carriers, flight decks are unnecessary, and you should just dump planes out the bottom and catch them with a trapeze.
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after all it works in Kerbal Space Program
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i was under the impression that airborne aircraft carriers with flight decks can be summed up as "no"
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someone went on a rant about it on ToughSF
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essentially you get a lot of strong turbulent forces if you try to fly a plane near a big wing, so landing would be impossible
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 3:00 AM
unfortunately I have been informed that you probably don't want to engage in carrier operations above the speed of sound, which was very disappointing to me for obvious reasons
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safety is more of a concern, you can't eject during a catapult launch unlike on a top deck, but who knows if that's considered viable in the first place. Also, less safety margin. Top deck launch has one to one-and-a-half obstacles (floor, tower and stuff rising above top deck), bottom deck is just a tunnel with a door.
Enderminion 08/30/2021 7:28 AM
If a plane catches fire on the catapult (not unknown) the standard procedure is for the crew to eject (zero zero ejection seats, yay!) and catapult the burning plane off of the deck
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well that's one way to get rid of a fire hazard
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shame that it's some umpty-million dollar fire hazard, but what can you do?
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 7:34 AM
presumably the cost-benefit analysis is "well we've already lost that plane, let's prevent it from costing us all the other planes"
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"ah crap my cigarette caught the smoke detector" pFFSSSSSH KTUNK
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 7:45 AM
the cost-benefit analysis is "lose the 20 million dollar plane or lose the 20 billion dollar carrier?"
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the wheels are regularly magnesium
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you cannot put that out
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and if you fail to put it out on the deck, you won't have an easier time following it down until it melts its way into the water
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 7:47 AM
ah. Wait. Why the HELL is any war-adjacent, not-directly-a-weapon thing made of MAGNESIUM
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 7:47 AM
lightweight
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It's not pure magnesium, obviously, but there's enough of it in the alloy to make it burn if it's sitting in burning jet fuel I guess.
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 7:48 AM
brittle
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there's not many applications where "brittle and flamable" is a good combo in a thing you want to be lightweight
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 7:49 AM
I mean they use it in engine blocks for a reason, no?
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 7:50 AM
true, brittleness doesn't matter so much for non-moving parts
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on the other hand, there's a long and storied history of "and then the magnesium-alloy component caught fire and various catestrophic things happened"
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 7:51 AM
apparently it's particularly sought-after for spinamathings (like landing gear wheels) because it is very stiff
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 7:52 AM
and when one of those components catches fire, "catapult it into the ocean" starts looking like a downright reasonable response
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it's not like you'll extinguish it any other way
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 7:52 AM
exactly
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yeah magnesium wheels are popular in auto racing too
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A common misconception persists regarding the danger caused by magnesium's flammability. But new improved alloys have been developed over the past fifty years, with no reportable incidents of magnesium wheels catching fire. In fact, the U.S. Federal Aviation Administration has conducted wide-ranging tests over the past decade, concluding that the potential flammability of magnesium is no longer a concern—and even ruling to allow its use in aircraft cabins.
—Wiki, "Magnesium wheels"
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:34 AM
They actually do have copper-powder extinguishers specifically for dousing metal fires.
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And IIRC, PKP extinguishers will do the trick too. But it's a nasty problem, regardless
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Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 8:40 AM
especially when you have things like "applying a water or CO2 extinguisher will only fuel the blaze"
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granted, the ocean will help by sheer volume. It's a heatsink that a mere extinguisher can't match
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otherwise, bucket-of-sand
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 8:42 AM
…vigorously hypergolic with water, sand, and test engineers…
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Wait, copper powder? Is copper, like, not flammable or something?
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 8:49 AM
presumably it's an oxygen scavenger effect
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Is it hypergolic with asbestos though? \sarcasm, but aren’t there things that are?
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 8:52 AM
probably
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there's things that can burn ash
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:52 AM
copper apparently is sufficiently dense, non-toxic and non-reactive to douse such things.
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What is Halon again?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:53 AM
Um, sec. Some kind of halocarbon, but I don't recall exactly
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Teflon fire blanket
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:54 AM
Halon may refer to: Haloalkane, or halogenoalkane, a group of chemical compounds consisting of alkanes with linked halogens (in particular, bromine-containing haloalkanes) Halomethane fire extinguishing systems Various compounds that have been used in agriculture, dry cleaning, fire suppression, and other applications. Halon 10001 (iodomethane)...
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Would Halon work on magnesium fires?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:55 AM
I'm not sure. It might.
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I mean, the problem with the catapult fire scenario is that it’s an open space, so you can’t just displace all of the oxygen out of the volume… Is that used as a firefighting tactic anywhere?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:57 AM
Sorta. Some ships use CO2 dump systems for engine room fires - that's about as close to "displace all the oxygen" as you can get while entirely surrounded by oxygen.
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Newer warships prefer halon, which has the advantage of possibly not suffocating anyone caught in there - it dirsupts the fire reaction instead of just smothering it
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Is there anything that is hypergolic with CO2?
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 8:58 AM
yeah halon does a weird thing
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Although from my experience/anecdotes, the greatest risk with halon systems is concussion.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 8:59 AM
hypergolic with CO2? I can't imagine what would be, but maybe FOOF?
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(Force of halon dump is strong. Raised floor tiles go wheee!)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:00 AM
Hadn't thought of that, but yeah
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 9:00 AM
…I suppose that would do it.
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(why are the tiles so loose, anyway?)
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:01 AM
Because they're meant to be pretty easily moved
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You have to keep lifting them to access the cabling, the HVAC, and the beer.
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Is there anything that will burn CO2 if the reaction has already started?
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Is there anything that will burn CO2 if the reaction has already started?
Probably ClF3?
09:01
It burns everything
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:01 AM
And a 10kg tile on the deck isn't going anywhere under normal circumstances.
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but if you're using ClF3 as a fire extinguisher you're either stupid or doing something really specific
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 9:02 AM
seems like they could be latched or something instead of just rattling loose
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:02 AM
(that's a rough estimate; they're heavy but not insanely heavy)
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0111narwhalz 08/30/2021 9:02 AM
but I guess if there's no need for it… eh
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:03 AM
Nah. They sit on a grid of light metal beams, and you want to be able to lift them with a suction-cup widgmo. You could work in a latch, but it'd cost a fair chunk
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Shouldn’t everything on a ship be bolted/fastened/stowed securely?
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:03 AM
And the only real benefit is to stop them from flying around and breaking things under a case that only happens when everything is already on fire
09:03
On a ship they are. In a datacenter, not so much
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Oooh.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:04 AM
On a ship, all the cables would be run through the overhead usually.
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Right. Thought we were still talking CV here.
09:05
What do you do for a living? I push carts at Hy-Vee, and sometimes do other various things there.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/30/2021 9:06 AM
I'm an SRE for Stack Overflow, but I used to be a sailor.
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Is it hypergolic with asbestos though? \sarcasm, but aren’t there things that are?
Morgrim Moon 08/30/2021 9:23 AM
yeah, FOOF is hypergolic with asbestos
09:24
and plain old metallic magnesium... well, it's not hypergolic with CO2, but it shows HOW to be. Burning magnesium reduces the CO2 to carbon + O2
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you can be hypergolic with a lot more stuff if you can turn it into something innately flamable first
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that's a large chunk of why magnesium is such a pest to extinguish; it's such a great reducer that it tends to react with stuff. Magnesium + water = MgO and H2
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and if you're trying to put your fire out, H2 is even worse than O2
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(this was sort of raised at my work safety meeting today. We were doing a refresher on fire extinguishers. My section does not use "a bucket of sand" as an extinguisher, anywhere; all of ours are water or CO2. Because almost all our fires are "heat+flamable thing" or "machinery went boom". Now, fire assay does the bucket of sand! Because they're handling molten iron. I'm not sure what gets used in acid digest. I know they have something because they keep accidentally setting the fumehood on fire with perchloric acid)
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...you know, maybe this is another, weirder sign of depression? That my reaction to perchloric going wrong is just... *shrug.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/30/2021 11:03 AM
Oh, I have an idea for weird military tech that was real but not widely adopted
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Submarines with actual deck guns
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Surcouf was the largest French cruiser submarine. She served in both the French Navy and the Free French Naval Forces during the Second World War. She was lost during the night of 18/19 February 1942 in the Caribbean Sea, possibly after colliding with an American freighter. Surcouf was named after the French privateer Robert Surcouf. She was the...
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Designed to engage in surface combat and get direct fire from its floatplane
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I just love Lord Blackfall. Whole concept of hyper competent opposition for eldrae MMO game showing that yes, he's better than normal dictators in so many competence metrics
09:47
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Morgrim Moon 09/09/2021 9:53 AM
o.o
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Well, shit.
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Morgrim Moon 09/09/2021 9:54 AM
some sort of cancer, I presume?
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Nyrath, AKA Winchell Chung, has what appears to be a terminal diagnosis. His Atomic Rockets website has been the entry point for tens of thousands of fans to hard SF. His editorial policy has been one of unbiased curation, and while this has sometimes made Atomic Rockets a minefield of slightly ...
09:54
If anyone wants to write to Nyrath about how he's inspired them, or just send him general well-wishes, Ken's put together a Doc to edit.
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some sort of cancer, I presume?
it seems to have been something faster. from the description i've gotten: may some 'rona (edited)
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on his Patreon, there was a post on the 3rd that he was in the hospital with a non-life-threatening issue, then an update today that it is life threatening. No further details.
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Fuuuck.
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I am overwhelmed by all the well wishes from everyone. Thank you all. But prostate cancer that has metastasized has a very poor prognosis
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Aw hell no!
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/09/2021 12:50 PM
Cancer SUCKS.
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Damn straight it does.
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Meh. My inspiration has been taking the last couple of weeks off, helped along by heat and insomnia. Someone inspire me, plz. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 8:52 PM
what sort of inspiration tends to work for you? Throwing random ideas? Sharing cool our-world science and tech stuff? Random platypus factoids?
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Any and all of the above. Well, except maybe for the platypus factoids, but post them anyway!
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Platypuses can sense electricity
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 8:58 PM
platypus and echidna don't have stomachs
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their oesophagus connects directly to their intestines, they don't have any "sac with digestive enzymes" bit in the middle
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given that basal animals going back to sharks all have stomachs, this is almost certainly a secondary loss, because vertebrates like ditching that organ whenever evolutionarily possible. I guess the acids are energetically expensive
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/11/2021 9:04 PM
I had never seen an echidna, except in videos, before today.
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It was a stuffed one in a museum, but still.
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BluejayHurricane 09/11/2021 9:05 PM
Did you know that kiwis, the animal, are about the size of a chicken?
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Any and all of the above. Well, except maybe for the platypus factoids, but post them anyway!
BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:06 PM
Did you know the sleeping chironomid can survive 7000 Gy of radiation, and temperatures between 3 and 375K, by entering a state of cryptobiosis?
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They have even been reported to survive vacuum through this mechanism.
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 9:07 PM
now I'm wondering how long it takes to enter that stage
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like, if it's fast enough to be a response to the above
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BluejayHurricane 09/11/2021 9:07 PM
What slightly pretentious interface is currently in vogue?
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Morgrim Moon
like, if it's fast enough to be a response to the above
BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:08 PM
Not very long IIRC
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 9:08 PM
(also I went checking something and okay, echidna biology is just as weird as platypus they're just a lot more subtle about it)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:09 PM
It has to dessicate until less than about 3% of its body weight is water (edited)
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When dessicated to 8% it can survive immersion in liquid helium
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 9:10 PM
speaking of weird science: the Empire of the Star equivalent of the Ig Nobels are probably things of beauty. And significant debate, mainly on whether a thing is weird enough to be Ig Nobel instead of Nobel
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We have Echidnas wild around our place, but they're pretty good at staying out of the way. Still great though!
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Morgrim Moon 09/11/2021 9:11 PM
echidna are adorable and frequently give no fucks if they live in more built up areas. "Oh, hello human." Just minding their own business
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:12 PM
Geckos frequently sneak into my house
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BizarroLand ♀
Geckos frequently sneak into my house
BluejayHurricane 09/11/2021 9:12 PM
WTF?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:12 PM
To the point that I've accidentally killed a few
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/11/2021 9:13 PM
I used to get geckos as regular visitors in Italy. I had no idea there were any geckos in Europe.
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BluejayHurricane
WTF?
BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:13 PM
Comes with the territory of living in a tropical country
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/11/2021 9:13 PM
But apparently there are.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:13 PM
And our house isn't too well-maintained
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I have killed at least two geckos because they stayed in my doorframe and got crushed when I was closing it.
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Now that I say that that's pretty squicky 🤢 (edited)
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And it does kind of nauseate me to see what's left of them every day
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/11/2021 9:15 PM
I can't say they're bad visitors, at least the ones I saw - they ate wasps, among other things, and I can definitely do without indoor wasps.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/11/2021 9:16 PM
Yeah, I don't often kill the spiders in my house because of that
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They eat the flies
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We have lizards but we also have a cat so they avoid the house these days
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Which is sad, really
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0111narwhalz 09/11/2021 9:27 PM
Sometimes I have house lizards. They usually leave the same way they came in, though.
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(just fence lizards)
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BluejayHurricane 09/11/2021 9:27 PM
We do need to occasionally scare the neighborhood cats away from the bird feeder.
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Let’s see, in Rome a day’s wage was a silver denarius, worth ten copper asses (singular: as). Timekeeping precision might be part of it
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Zarpaulek
Let’s see, in Rome a day’s wage was a silver denarius, worth ten copper asses (singular: as). Timekeeping precision might be part of it
copper asses 😳
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buttcoins
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predecessors of titcoins
Clarity joined the server. 09/14/2021 4:37 PM
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Hello!
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/14/2021 6:58 PM
Hiya!
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What if subs but too much?
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(By which I mean, if one can - arguendo - construct a perfectly good submersible aircraft carrier, submersible battleship, submersible cruiser, and submersible destroyer, is there any point in bothering with building non-submersible varietals?)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:35 PM
IFF you can actually make the submersible versions work, then sure, I'd think there's not much point in the non-submersible versions.
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What if subs but too much?
BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 12:35 PM
lewd
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:36 PM
Practically, some of those will need to surface to do their jobs, and thus a ship not built to submerge can do it better. But if you can handwave that away? Go banananananana!
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 12:38 PM
The real problem with a submersible aircraft carrier, supposedly, from my superficial research, is uh
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:39 PM
Basically a CV that doesn't have to be submersible has a bigger, more efficient flight deck and hangar
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Also, carriers need to be pretty quick for takeoff winds
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 12:40 PM
Sustained air operations would require a long time surfaced, negating the stealth advantage of being submersible (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:40 PM
That also, good point.
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Though you might be able to dive to evade an enemy counterstrike
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assuming their missiles don't go full ASROC
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Or perfect the weird Russian Metel design
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Which is a dual-bodied missile - a cruise missile with a torpedo hung under it. At first it was anti-sub-only
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Later versions could have the torpedo swapped for a bomb, and had an IR seeker added for antiship. Still later ones eschewed the bomb and said "why not just arm the torpedo then crash that into a ship?"
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Well, it negates the stealth advantage during the operation. Less so the stealth advantage of “SURPRISE CARRIER!”
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:42 PM
Suckerpunch power!
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Well, it negates the stealth advantage during the operation. Less so the stealth advantage of “SURPRISE CARRIER!”
BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 12:43 PM
I kicked around the idea of a combination CV/landing ship that basically: gets dropped from orbit, submerges, sneaks up to an enemy coastline
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surprise air wing and battallion
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I did also contemplate the notion of, if you are operating mostly UAVs - well, you need to surface to recover aircraft. But do you strictly need to do so to launch them?
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 12:46 PM
If you're operating mostly UAVs that's not really a traditional aircraft carrier anymore
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Although we could have arguments over whether any combat aircraft will be manned soon enough
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I suppose you could do some sort of compressed-air rocket to launch them from under the water, SLBM style.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:47 PM
The problem there is that your launch and recovery facilities would probably have less in common than for a standard CV
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OTOH, missile tubes in a flight deck have been done before
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See the Kuznetsov class. (edited)
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Yeah, I’m looking at future developments in this one.
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Predators in fat VLS cells, sort of thing.
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…probably don’t want to put manned aircraft in VLS cells, though.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 12:50 PM
Probably not, though a softish launch might be possible. A standard cat shot isn't exactly gentle.
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So a 4G VLS shot might not be too terrible.
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So I've been putting together the concept of what a strike group, circa the Fifth Oceanic Dominance, might look like, and now thinking about in the Submersible Everything terms.
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CV(S) we've pretty much covered. I'm assuming the VLS-launch model, even for the manned aircraft (my model of this late-period's air combat is more or less a bunch of UAVs trailed by a couple of manned "command aircraft" to reduce lag). (The biggest issue left here is how to reload landed aircraft into the VLS cells, I suspect. A shame about the wave-off issues inherent in Alicorn's passthru sail, 'cause that would be a fine place to put a loading crane.)
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BB(S): Defined by two things - a chonky railgun as the distinctly secondary surface armament, and a Macross-worthy absolute fuckton of guided missile tubes.
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0111narwhalz 09/15/2021 1:34 PM
I think submarines kind of necessarily have a larger draft.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 1:35 PM
Then some kind of frigate/destroyer analog carrying tons of anti-torpedo torpedoes?
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Destroyers - well, in my initial sketch of the group, I included both AA and ASW specialists. To an extent, the submersible version of an ASW specialist pretty much is an attack submarine.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 1:36 PM
Modern-times wise at least, yeah. Anti-sub subs are the way to go if you can.
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There used to be a sub-launched version of ASROC, too.
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Russia still has one.
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(Possibly other countries that use Russian designs, too; SS-N-15 Starfish and SS-N-16 Stallion are the beasties, able to be launched from both surface and sub torpedo tubes.)
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…probably don’t want to put manned aircraft in VLS cells, though.
coward :D
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For an AA specialist, my first raw thoughts were adding a nice in-streamlined-blisters-when-submerged set of the advanced coilgun equivalent of the Phalanx CIWS to the upper deck.
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But then I find myself wondering if there's a need for that particular specialism.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 1:41 PM
Those are pretty short-range; I'd expect you'd want a bunch of SAMs to defeat air attack at long range and anti-torp torps to deal with a submerged Macross Missile Massacre
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CIWS, maybe a few just in case, but I'd think those would be on the big units, just in case they're stuck unable to dive.
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:42 PM
Big Fancy™️ air defense radars don't like being underwater
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 1:42 PM
True, but that probably bothers sealed phased arrays much less than big rotating beastamabobs
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In the sense that it might be possible to build a DD(S) with both that anti-air and some anti-torpedo-torpedo tubes without impairing its performance in either role too much. For the longer-range defense role, I was contemplating a CC(S) equivalent of the guided missile cruiser, which would carry a whole pile of SAMs and also operate UUVs.
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In addition to both being armed with, well, good old torpedos.
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:43 PM
There is the idea of just putting a surface task force in anyway, even if you are expecting a significant response and relying on your defenses on tanking it
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It's not super unreasonable
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It's not super unreasonable
Yeah, that was what my original sketch looked like, but I wanted to sketch out some alternatives that, I suppose, feel less like the expected line of development?
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:47 PM
I would suggest ekranoplanes for the less expected line of development
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0111narwhalz
I think submarines kind of necessarily have a larger draft.
0111narwhalz 09/15/2021 1:48 PM
So you may have problems fighting in shallow water.
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:48 PM
Big, Atomic, Ekranoplanes
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0111narwhalz 09/15/2021 1:48 PM
Submarines get nervous when there's less than 100m above them, or so I hear.
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agoraphobia
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Oooh, Littoral Combat Ekranoplans.
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:51 PM
And unlike underwater air defense cruisers, these actually existed
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Note, may have trouble with waves
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have the subs fold out hydrofoils and go fast in shallows
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I'm now imagining some sort of low-slung wet carrier with giant-ass bow doors whose job is to approach the enemy shore and disgorge a fuckton of littoral combat ekranoplans and landing hovercraft.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 1:53 PM
Ekranoplanes are interesting. It seems to me like they're a good alternative to FACs.
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Flying PT boats!
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 1:58 PM
Go Bigger
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8,000 ton nuclear powered Ekranoplane with 32 strike length VLS tubes
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I wonder how early the atomic ekranoplan could have been invented, conceptually. ‘Cause the part of me that loves Lensman Arms Races is all Montana-class, but ekranoplan.
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(In weapons whose chief method of operation is the Wut Effect.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2021 2:03 PM
Well, considering that they played around with nukejets back in the 50s...
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2021 2:06 PM
ekranoplan aircraft carriers were an idea floated
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the reason GEVs don't really work is, allegedly, because they can't handle rough ocean waves iirc
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Enderminion 09/15/2021 2:08 PM
Theoretically Ekranplans are amphibious
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have the subs fold out hydrofoils and go fast in shallows
Y'know, some of those articles about China's experiments with submersible or semi-submersible arsenal ships mention an ability to sacrifice stealth, come up, and use their flat-bottomed hull as an enormous hydroplane. ...I wonder just how generally applicable that could be.
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lifting body sub
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"Sir! A carrier surfaced offshore and is speedboating up and down the coast!" "Okay, they're just mocking us now." (edited)
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Battleship surfing. The new extreme sport.
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really angry jetski noises
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...also needs a really good external speaker system. 512 missile tubes of burning freedom! require a backing track.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2021 8:49 PM
my thoughts are that a submersible vehicle will always be slower and have a broader turning circle than a surface vessel and that might bite them. Also they'd suck for shore work
SpaceAgeGekko joined the server. 09/27/2021 10:20 AM
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Hello!!!
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On observing that thread over on Tough SF beginning with "Okay, so, what if we replaced the battleship Yamato in SBY with an Orion drive battleship", I take a moment to note that given their general position on scrapping (i.e., "don't"), the ISOT-style alternate Earth history in which we replace America with a suspiciously Empire-alike polity inevitably results in this outcome. ...goddammit, I'm in the wrong timeline. (edited)
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On observing that thread over on Tough SF beginning with "Okay, so, what if we replaced the battleship Yamato in SBY with an Orion drive battleship", I take a moment to note that given their general position on scrapping (i.e., "don't"), the ISOT-style alternate Earth history in which we replace America with a suspiciously Empire-alike polity inevitably results in this outcome. ...goddammit, I'm in the wrong timeline. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 5:14 PM
Isn't that sort of Probability Broach
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Although from what little I've heard the explanation for America becoming sane and civilized doesn't make a lot of sense
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I never got to read the book, but it didn't really make sense to me. Somehow a minor difference in the DoI's wording motivates Gallatin to take a different side in an obscure dispute, and... boom
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Eh, sort of, but this particular alternate history requires a couple of specific Imperial quirks, one being the fine Imperial military tradition of "if we defeat you, we get your stuff" coupled with Defeat Means Friendship, and By Friendship We Mean That You Are Now Also We, Obviously. (Which gets you the necessary outcome of WWII in which Imperial Japan loses to the Empire of the Star [and Stripes] and there still gets to be a navy of which TDMS-formerly-IJN Yamato is the pride...) and the other being their curious position on scrapping things, especially things with souls, like ships. To wit, they don't. They just have enthusiastic refits, which on occasion end up with a ship of a different class entirely, and in one particularly dramatic period of history, which operates in a different medium entirely, but the important thing is that it's still the same ship , belike. Spiritually speaking. (Which gets you the Orion-drive system battleship CS Yamato that is still, in every ontologically meaningful way IJN Yamato, probably sometime in the 1980s.)
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I never got to read the book, but it didn't really make sense to me. Somehow a minor difference in the DoI's wording motivates Gallatin to take a different side in an obscure dispute, and... boom
Yeah, it's not really one of those alt-histories that spends a lot of time on plausible PoD stuff; it's more a throwback to that old-time SF that's basically "here is an extended tour of my awesome setting of awesome, 'kay?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 5:30 PM
yeah point taken
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I never knew Imperials believed (or not just believe, knowing them) ships have souls tho.
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I never knew Imperials believed (or not just believe, knowing them) ships have souls tho.
The ship's AI probably counts on spacecraft
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 5:31 PM
And on watercraft I'm beginning to realize
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Unless "soul" is something abstract, like "the association of this identity to this thing" (edited)
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Well, y'know, if you're going to subscribe to information dualism (ideas/concepts being metaphysically real things) as an ontology, and that souls/minds/etc. qualify as ideas/concepts, then it's very easy to get to there from here. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 5:33 PM
Well I don't but I see why
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Anyways uh, those Imperial military traditions can't be the sort you always apply, can they?
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And therefore, defining them in a not-exactly-Shinto-but-compatible way as "concepts invested with significance", ships have kami .
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 5:35 PM
There's got to be some opponent whose stuff/friendship they didn't want, somewhere in the depths of time
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Well, yes. It has to be an opponent worthy of some respect. (Which doesn't mean that there can't also be something very wrong with them, of course, or they wouldn't have ended up on opposite sides now. But it does mean that they can reasonably conceptualize them as "worthy beings who have made a very poor life choice that diverted them from the path of righteousness, awesomeness, and other esteemable qualities" vis-a-vis "just total assholes, kill 'em all".) (edited)
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And therefore, defining them in a not-exactly-Shinto-but-compatible way as "concepts invested with significance", ships have kami .
Thus, out of great respect for the underlying conceptual spirit, there are mighty interstellar dreadnoughts cruising around who can trace their spirit, name, battle honors, and - in the spirit of the ship of Theseus - some of their material components all the way back to bronze-age war galleys. (edited)
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(In this particular alternate history, you can imagine that the late '40s and early '50s involved the IN's BuShips chasing around the Pacific raising the ships they just sank a few years back from the seabed for said refits, because they're their ships now, and no-one gets left behind in the Imperial Military Service, dammit. If you happened to be following the Things Eldrae Would Definitely Not Appreciate thread, this attitude is also why Operation Crossroads made it. You're going to take your own ships, which, point of interest, just got done serving your country faithfully through a long and brutal war and use them as test targets? Well, let them tell you, they now have a pretty good idea who and what in this picture lacks a soul, pal.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 6:50 PM
No kidding, that one is just outright galling
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So is scrapping Washington, among other naval travesties.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 6:54 PM
Taking the Imperial Japanese (and possibly Kriegsmarine) ships as their own would have ruffled some feathers in the homelands
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Taking the Imperial Japanese (and possibly Kriegsmarine) ships as their own would have ruffled some feathers in the homelands
Good.
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I love nazi tears
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 7:01 PM
"nooo do not take unsere ẞoats"
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Taking the Imperial Japanese (and possibly Kriegsmarine) ships as their own would have ruffled some feathers in the homelands
Yeah, but those feathers would probably have already been terminally ruffled by the taking (sort of) of the homelands .
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(It's an eccentric sort of compliment, really. Being annexed after losing the war is how they say "No, really, we like you! Otherwise we'd just have burned the place down on the way out!".)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 7:08 PM
I mean, the American occupation of Japan is a serious sore point even now
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(It's an eccentric sort of compliment, really. Being annexed after losing the war is how they say "No, really, we like you! Otherwise we'd just have burned the place down on the way out!".)
ah, so that's what happened to germany 😛
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(( It's the sort of thing that is doubtless very confusing all around. On the one hand, yes, there will be war crimes trials, and they will be a whole bunch of no fun for anyone. On the other hand, for those not heading for war crimes trials, here are some upgrades for your boat and a shiny new commission for your old job serving the Emperor. And also the Emperor's Emperor. You know what we mean. ))
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((( While no-one is crass enough to say this explicitly, it is understood that while an honorable enemy is afforded a second chance, third chances are not on the table, 'kay? )))
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:11 PM
@BizarroLand ♀ In the actual event the US did briefly commission Prinz Eugen, albeit with an IX rather than CA hull designator.
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I mean, the American occupation of Japan is a serious sore point even now
Yeah, this is the sort of thing that would not be easy to pull off. On the other hand, it's the sort of thing that the Empire got a lot of practice at during the Consolidation, so we must presume that they got to be quite good at it.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:17 PM
Nagato was disposed of as a target ship because it was the pride of the Japanese navy
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:17 PM
(Though I'll concede that Prinz Eugen would have needed a lot of work to be up to the standard of late-war American cruisers, especially the Des Moines class being built at the time)
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I mean, sure, but that seems not only wasteful but pointlessly spiteful besides. I get the feeling the Empire really doesn't go in for spite.
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(Though I'll concede that Prinz Eugen would have needed a lot of work to be up to the standard of late-war American cruisers, especially the Des Moines class being built at the time)
Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:17 PM
Scrap and build a new ship with the repair budget
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pretty much
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:18 PM
Perhaps reuse the bell or something
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Prinz Eugen's entire propulsion plant was IIRC more or less incomprehensible for USN crews. After several attempts, they ended up just taking on his old KMS crew and using them to man the ship
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:19 PM
That said, the scientific value of the test was non-zero, so maybe a few ships might have been expended purely to that end?
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I mean, sure, but that seems not only wasteful but pointlessly spiteful besides. I get the feeling the Empire really doesn't go in for spite.
Yep, exactly this.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:20 PM
Prinz accomplished less on more tonnage than a American cruiser
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Nagato was disposed of as a target ship because it was the pride of the Japanese navy
She was expended because she was the only vaguely functional IJN capital ship left, not because she was the pride of the IJN (those had been systematically sunk over the preceding two years) (edited)
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:20 PM
No Nagato was the pride of the fleet
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that was yamato
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:20 PM
The Yamato class were top secret
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no?
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And for their school of occupation/annexation, counterproductive. You're not going to win hearts and minds by going around deliberately humiliating the people you're trying to you-ify.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:21 PM
Publicly they were far less than they were
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Prinz Eugen's entire propulsion plant was IIRC more or less incomprehensible for USN crews. After several attempts, they ended up just taking on his old KMS crew and using them to man the ship
Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:21 PM
I remember reading something about that. So yeah, any refit probably would have consisted of ripping out the engineering plant, dropping in a Cleveland or Baltimore plant, then swapping out the 8" turrets for triple 6" ones, since the Des Moines 8" autoloaders would have been far too frelling big and heavy to mount four triples on that hull.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:21 PM
35 to 45 thousand tons, 9 40cm cannon
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And for their school of occupation/annexation, counterproductive. You're not going to win hearts and minds by going around deliberately humiliating the people you're trying to you-ify.
Huh?
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:22 PM
Secrecy was of utmost importance during their construction
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I remember reading something about that. So yeah, any refit probably would have consisted of ripping out the engineering plant, dropping in a Cleveland or Baltimore plant, then swapping out the 8" turrets for triple 6" ones, since the Des Moines 8" autoloaders would have been far too frelling big and heavy to mount four triples on that hull.
more or less, by that point you might as well just beach her as a museum and build a new hull. Cheaper that way.
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No Nagato was the pride of the fleet
BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 7:22 PM
Nagato > Yamato until that fucking anime came out
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more or less, by that point you might as well just beach her as a museum and build a new hull. Cheaper that way.
BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 7:23 PM
but we've gotta preserve the ~soul~
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Prinz accomplished less on more tonnage than a American cruiser
Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:23 PM
That's for sure, regarding Prinz Eugen. The Hippers were not terribly impressive relative to their USN and RN counterparts. They even had less armor than the Brooklyns and Clevelands.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:23 PM
It's the same ship I swear You only reused that bolt and the bell
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I stand corrected RE Nagato. It's been a while since I've looked over the IJN
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Huh?
From the alt-historical perspective of this subthread, I mean.
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Hot take: It doesn't matter what the Pride of the IJN was because Enterprise would sink any one of them equally easily 😎
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 7:23 PM
harsh but true
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:23 PM
Fair, aye.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:24 PM
Murderer's row is a good picture
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It's worth noting that the KMS's ship design bureaus had more or less been gutted after WW1, and a LOT of institutional knowledge was sent down the pipes, so their designs leading into and during WW2 had an interesting collection of problems all around.
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Enderminion 09/29/2021 7:24 PM
6 Essex class aircraft carriers anchored line abreast of each other
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Navweaps had a good article on that IIRC
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:25 PM
German DDs were downright odd too, IIRC
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(And then there's whatever the Soviets were smoking, but that's neither here nor there...)
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BizarroLand ♀
but we've gotta preserve the ~soul~
If you want to preserve the soul, you pull the bell, nameplates, and some of the woodwork for the next inheritor of the name. Works well enough for the Royal Navy 😛
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:27 PM
Unless they do some damnfool thing like slap a major city name on a heavy corvette
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But that's Another Rant.
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(Using city names like Anchorage and Denver for LSDs was galling enough)
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The RN and JMSDF have done a lot better on that front.
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the fomer having a VERY deep list of names to pull from (but also having a rather flexible naming scheme) and the latter having a much more rigid but varied naming system
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From the alt-historical perspective of this subthread, I mean.
From their perspective of "emphasize the good as much as you discourage the bad , offer a hand up to the people you just knocked down and who, it is always to be remembered, you want to persuade to start thinking of themselves as part of us , it's therefore a bad plan. Unnecessarily punitive and humiliatory. Speculating wildly about what a hypothetical Imperial satrap might have done, but it might have included designating IJN Nagato as the new TDMS Nagato , flagship of the Imperial Navy, First Pacific Battleship Division, order a refit up to IN specs, and find some acceptable (and obviously non-warcrime-tainted) captain who's willing to serve under an IN admiral.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:36 PM
A refit Nagato might have had some real potential, come to think of it. Also maybe a good testbed for odd new BB-caliber guns, since her own guns were nominally 16" but actually slightly larger, IIRC.
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Which would have been logistically weird.
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and IJN powerplants were actually fairly good.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:37 PM
(As it was, weird logistics had the Colorado-class slated to be fitted with shell hoists that could handle the same ammo as the newer fast BBs, but beancounters ultimately axed the entire class instead)
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(I haven't heard anywhere near as much "what the hell is that?" for IJN power plants compared to others)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:37 PM
Most of them were actually British designs, IIRC, and the UK sure as hell knew how to build a solid steam plant.
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yeah.
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Part of this, to get into historical theory, is the observation that we tried the whole “let us humiliate and cow our defeated enemies” thing after WWI, and it worked SO WELL.
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well, british-derived anyhow. That is where the IJN went to learn shipcraft. Mind you they kinda tried to cut a little too much in the 30s's... but they learned better 😛
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:38 PM
By then the American ones were probably as good but not necessarily better.
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It may be possible, I speculate, that having to suddenly be much nicer in our post-war policies in Germany and Japan due to the looming Soviet threat saved us from another round of “Oh, look, we created our own vengeful enemies! How could we have seen that coming!”
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Part of this, to get into historical theory, is the observation that we tried the whole “let us humiliate and cow our defeated enemies” thing after WWI, and it worked SO WELL.
That's kind of a semi-interesting tilt, insofar as post WW2 Japan verymuch got the "you have been defeated. nay, crushed and humiliated" treatment. Not quite as much as Germany did post WW1 (but that has its own much larger ball o' historical wax to deal with).
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:41 PM
I mean, yeah, but we could have been a hell of a lot meaner about it, but the Soviet threat meant we didn't.
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Yeah, but we reversed course pretty dramatically on a lot of those policies when it turned out that we really needed an ally in the Pacific.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2021 7:42 PM
Note the absolutely massive loophole abuse the JSDF got away with. We don't give a damn anymore and mostly they don't either, but there was a time when we were at least theoretically obliged to give a damn.
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True, but those major reversals didn't start happening for what... 5-10 years? It wasn't until the 50's IIRC that the political winds changed that mandated the defeated of WW2 to actually have anything resembling local defensive forces.
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I want to say that Korea was part of the catalyst for that change, but post WW2 is also a weak point of mine 😛
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It may be possible, I speculate, that having to suddenly be much nicer in our post-war policies in Germany and Japan due to the looming Soviet threat saved us from another round of “Oh, look, we created our own vengeful enemies! How could we have seen that coming!”
That's not how I would put it. More "we tried being hands-off before, and look what you did! Now we're going to be right here until we feel confident you won't blitzkrieg across the continent anymore!"
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Mind, the Soviets may have changed their priority from creating a tributary to buffer states.
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There definetly was a part of "We're not going to let your local economies implode to provide fertile ground for the next batch of revanchist assholes" as part of the postwar management.
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So their policy in this case goes to 11 here. (Which it kind of has to, insofar as the whole theme of an Imperial annexation is “we respect and admire [much] of your culture sufficiently that we want it to be part of Ours”.) (And of course this set of policies applies just as much in non-military matters as military ones.)
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You seen East Germany? The war alone provided plenty of opportunity for the Commies to dig in.
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But I'd say that the big difference here between what is being discussed and being implied is that the Allied powers made a severe point about pounding home the whole "You Lost. Badly." but that didn't extend in to being a broad assault on the whole overall social fabric IE "You lost the war, but you haven't ceased to be German/Japanese/etc"
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Well, we did start in both Japan and Germany with policies like “deindustrialization”, designed to ensure that they “could not be a threat again”. Didn’t last because of the reverse, but if it had continued…
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Then the USSR got the Bomb
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Well, we did start in both Japan and Germany with policies like “deindustrialization”, designed to ensure that they “could not be a threat again”. Didn’t last because of the reverse, but if it had continued…
Kinda yes/no. It was more a destruction of the larger industrial combines that helped profit and drive the war (from a mechanical/industrial perspective) as well as the reduction of some military-specific industries. But that partially succeeded (the big fail in Germany was that they couldn't break apart Krupp due to nobody in Germany was willing to buy parts of them) and actually more or less totally succeeded in Japan (insofar as the classic Zaibatsu were fundamentally broken and were unable to reform, at least to the same level of power and influence)
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(Pardon slow/delayed responses; dinner time here.)
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It was, as I understand it, the fact that post WW1 in Germany was resulting in a de-facto if not de-jure gutting of German industrial power that helped lead to the crippling issues that then provided fertile ground for the NSDAP.
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There was no concern with Germany post WW2 having an industrial base (the Marshall Plan was primarily instituted as a way to restart the european economy which was explicitly designed to include european industry)
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Mind Germany wasn't the only beneficiary of the Marshall Plan
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Why did Switzerland get money?
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I’m thinking here of the pre-Marshall Morgenthau Plan, which went heavy on the destruction of industry: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allied_plans_for_German_industry_after_World_War_II
The industrial plans for Germany were designs the Allies considered imposing on Germany in the Aftermath of World War II to reduce and manage Germany's industrial capacity.
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Why did Switzerland get money?
It got it in 1950-51, presumably more as an anti-communist support than anything.
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it also got only 250 million, out of a culumative 12.7 billion. So not exactly a lot 😛 Beyond that, I don't know exactly why
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There were similar plans for Japan, although to a lesser extent.
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(Imperial annexationist policy is more or less the exact reverse, on the grounds that while it’s by no means a cure for the pain of defeat and occupation, a population-wide welcome to Club Unspeakably Rich & Smug does at least palliate it a bit.)
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(pretty much a Marshall Plan instead of the Morgenthau Plan; that's not really surprising 🙂 )
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[The whole "we'll de-industrialize the crap outta you" started to become a clearly stupid idea by '46, and was dead and buried by '47]
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That being said, more subtle "fuck yous" were still being delivered and were a part of it, but those weren't visible to the majority of Germans.
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If you want to preserve the soul, you pull the bell, nameplates, and some of the woodwork for the next inheritor of the name. Works well enough for the Royal Navy 😛
Can probably find a few miscellaneous parts to go along with them. (Captain’s desk, engine-room telegraphs, that mural some of her first crew painted outside the capstan flat... that sort of thing. ) And, of course, the metal can always be reused after suitable processing. Like they say - enthusiastic refitting.
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Oh, totally. Stuff like furniture and the like I can also see moving along. Possibly having systems that are just too outdated (like telegraphs) becoming fixtures in the wardroom or the engineer's mess as decorative items
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It just depends on the amount of time between reincarnations; not everything's going to be saved or ported over.
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Morgrim Moon 09/29/2021 9:43 PM
The Aussie method of dealing with old ships (friend AND foe) seems to be towing them to a carefully chosen location, ripping out some key bits for recycling, then deliberately sinking them as a dive wreck. Often including underwater plaques talking about the history of the ship, heavily promoted tourism, and aiming to plonk them where they'll be the best nursery for whatever local fish most need it. Some are more famous for the wreck than the ship was. I imagine the Imperials might be "you're doing it wrong! ...okay we do give you credit for actually doing it, you're at least giving them a second life? Er. Honourable send off? But you're still doing it wrong"
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Jade Nekotenshi
German DDs were downright odd too, IIRC
Enderminion 09/29/2021 9:58 PM
Their 5" armed destroyers were close to being overweight but otherwise mediocre. However the German light cruiser force were dangerously underbuilt to the point where they were actually hazardous to sail in bad weather so they loaded down some destroyers with 5.9" guns which made their destroyers dramatically overweight.
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Same for a lot of IJN construction in the 30's
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Washington Naval Treaty: not even once.
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…at some point I should mention the attempt at the ‘verse version of that sort of thing, sadly spoiled by the local form of governance.
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(Insofar as the Imperial governance can promise not to build more and bigger battleships, and it can faithfully honor its promises, but nothing can stop the local war party from holding a whip-round to build all the Montana-class super-BBs it wants.)
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(The running costs are defrayed by taking people on cruises where they get to sail out into the middle of nowhere, shoot up some worthless rocks, and gasp in awe.) (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2021 10:35 PM
I don’t even want to think about how much I’d pay to fire a 12 inch gun, but it’s a lot. Whatever gets you through the funding dry spells, I guess.
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So, really, its a good job the diplomats saw that one coming, or everyone would have felt really awkward the first time they had to accept a surrender on the deck of TDMS Remonstrator, Sponsored By The Lovely Atom Synthetic Drinks and Liquors Corporation, ICC
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(Her crew gets to call her Remy.)
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16” on a Montana .
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/29/2021 10:43 PM
A-150 ftw
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20" gunssss
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Although I'm aware there was never a good reason to have guns bigger than 16" (edited)
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So I was idly wondering as to cost, and I learned that we had 15,000 shells for the 16” rifles on Iowa when we decommissioned the class.
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Man, give me an Iowa and 15,000 shells, and I’ll knock over the small country of your choice.
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Real opportunity missed for a self-funding privateer.
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BluejayHurricane 09/29/2021 11:31 PM
It was the 90’s. Notionally, the US disapproved of that sort of thing. And besides, I’m pretty sure the barrels would give out long before then, and there were probably fewer spares of those. You’ve got a few thousand rounds, not 15k
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(Insofar as the Imperial governance can promise not to build more and bigger battleships, and it can faithfully honor its promises, but nothing can stop the local war party from holding a whip-round to build all the Montana-class super-BBs it wants.)
Two Things with this 1. The Commonwealth countries while nominally independent were counted under British allotments; it is likely any significant number of battleships (ie more than 1) purchased under private purchases would likely see that loophole closed by some means (likely just counting their tonnage under Imperial allotments). 2. The IJN Battleship Mutsu was paid for by essentially donation drives, the Japanese had to beg the other major powers (the US and UK) to allow them to keep it, the US got Maryland and West Virginia out of the deal and the UK got Nelson and Rodney.
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It might have been just West Virginia the US got out of that
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Prior to Mutsu it would have been Nagato, 2x Colorado, and Hood for big modern capital ships
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I was thinking more of the part where they have to shrug and say, “We can’t agree to this. We might want to, we might like to, and it might be a really good idea to, but we have absolutely no legal authority to enforce these terms on anyone other than the Imperial Navy.” (Following up, for those used to civilizations with more extensive views of state power, with “And if we tried to enforce them anyway despite said lack of legal authority, we’d be overthrown before you could say ‘ultra vires’.”)
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Ain’t no law there saying you can’t own your own private, personal battleship squadron. At least as long as you’re not doing something otherwise illegal with it.
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At which point the Treaty System breaks down if a major power won't agree or is unable to agree to it
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Although in general the Treaty system was very beneficial to Japan (they hated it) and only moderately useful to the US and UK (both get to have 1st rate navies without paying for it)
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Yep. No disagreement on that - just, in the ‘verse, an sometimes-fortunate sometimes-unfortunate consequence of local constitutional arrangements. (edited)
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Despite being technically illegal to sell private warships to warring powers, most of the better CSN warships were built in the UK
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Two Ironclad Battleships were built in France and finished in the Low Countries
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One, the CSS Stonewall actually managed to set sail, the war ended soon after and the ship was sold to the Empire of Japan... after the Boshin war was effectively over
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That’s the one that ended up as Azuma, right?
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Eventually
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Kōtetsu at first
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BizarroLand ♀
"nooo do not take unsere ẞoats"
written that way it could well be understood as "do not take our farts"
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In concepts I post today: the littoral restaurant ship .
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(In more organized times, works as part of a small flotilla with the littoral infrastructure ship , which comes with nuclear energy to share, onboard fresh-water and waste-treatment facilities, and a network tower; the littoral mall ship, which is set up for efficient distribution of relief supplies that aren't food; a hospital ship; and a bunch of ro-ro cargo carriers stuffed with prefabs. You'll be halfway back to civilization in no time!)
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Enderminion 09/30/2021 5:12 PM
Have you heard of the concept of Prompt Global Bridge? It's a meme idea to launch a bridge to a river by way of a long range rocket
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I had not. That sounds quite insane, so I like it.
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DSD [He/They] 09/30/2021 5:14 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/30/2021 5:17 PM
Hey, how many of you have read of Ithacus?
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DSD [He/They] 09/30/2021 5:18 PM
A little bit, on Atomic Rockets.
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Yep.
17:27
I think for military purposes it lacks one of the most useful features of the Flapjack .
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DSD [He/They] 09/30/2021 5:29 PM
The free daisy cutters?
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Yeah. I mean, I like the basic concept, but it's always seemed to me that at the end of the day you have your fancy-ass mostly-unarmored rocket sitting in the middle of hostile territory where any jackass with an AK-47 or other leftover Russian boomstick can shoot at it. (edited)
17:31
This, I deem, is a mite problematic.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/30/2021 5:33 PM
Well, the AF is looking into Prompt Global Starship
17:33
Possibly similar
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Have you heard of the concept of Prompt Global Bridge? It's a meme idea to launch a bridge to a river by way of a long range rocket
BluejayHurricane 09/30/2021 6:06 PM
I may have a prank idea in workshopping around that very concept.
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Morgrim Moon 09/30/2021 6:20 PM
the littoral infrastructure ship reminds me of how the aussie diesel submarines have been used for disaster relief quite a few times. Because they're 1) designed for close in shore work and 2) designed with generators that vastly exceed their operating power requirements (so they minimise time spent charging batteries). Meaning that during a disaster they can usually snuggle close enough up to shore to run a supersized power cable, and act as a generator big enough to keep a hospital running. I think it was the Rankin that was doing that over in New Zealand for a few days post earthquake.
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Enderminion 09/30/2021 6:28 PM
The USS Lexington did that as well once
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CV-2, back in the 1930s
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Yep, these were my inspiration for that concept. (And probably those of the in-‘verse maritime architects.) Just scale up the reactor a bit and pack a core set of other infrastructure into the rest of the hull.
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SUB 3.0 power delivery for charging phones, laptops and hospitals
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Universal Submarine Bus. Should be a thing b
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So I've been thinking about The Outer Worlds recently, and more specifically what the 'verse equivalent of Spacer's Choice ("It's not the best choice! It's Spacer's Choice!") would be.
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I suspect there may be a company whose entire business model is licensing products from the Imperial internal market, stripping out all the advanced features, replacing parts and materials with cheaper alternatives, and generally cutting things down to the point at which it still passes acceptable muster with the review boards but only barely, producing product varietals that would only sell there to the desperate, or as vending-machine disposables. Then they sell them on the export market, where they're much more affordable than the usual run of Imperial exports, but they're still overengineered, overfeatured, overpowered chonkygoods that may think about considering developing a small fault about the time the purchaser's grandkids are graduating from college. Quality arbitrage.
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A show about military necromancers told from the troops'-eye perspective. Proposed name: The Wight Stuff .
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This was recommended on this week’s episode of Writing Excuses https://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Talkers-audiobook/dp/B01GSJGN2A/ref=nodl_
Ghost Talkers
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Nifty. I'll have to look that one up in paper.
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Random intelligence terminology derived from a conversation about punctuation marks: the interrobang, which is the successful outcome of the honey trap‽ (edited)
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I suspect there may be a company whose entire business model is licensing products from the Imperial internal market, stripping out all the advanced features, replacing parts and materials with cheaper alternatives, and generally cutting things down to the point at which it still passes acceptable muster with the review boards but only barely, producing product varietals that would only sell there to the desperate, or as vending-machine disposables. Then they sell them on the export market, where they're much more affordable than the usual run of Imperial exports, but they're still overengineered, overfeatured, overpowered chonkygoods that may think about considering developing a small fault about the time the purchaser's grandkids are graduating from college. Quality arbitrage.
There was a bit in Yoon Ha Lee's Ninefox Gambit where games with bloody history lessons get dropped in propaganda canisters. I wonder what kind of games from the Imperial market would be localized, simplified, and smuggled into closed states like the Iltine Union or Voniensa Republic to covertly spread Imperial cultural values... probably games about as bloody as Settlers of Catan?
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There was a bit in Yoon Ha Lee's Ninefox Gambit where games with bloody history lessons get dropped in propaganda canisters. I wonder what kind of games from the Imperial market would be localized, simplified, and smuggled into closed states like the Iltine Union or Voniensa Republic to covertly spread Imperial cultural values... probably games about as bloody as Settlers of Catan?
Probably, yeah. Much like history books and so forth, there are quite a few that try to place emphasis on the constructive, rather than destructive side of life.
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Since it was down fairly low in a Discourse thread, I repeat myself here: "So, the other day I was a mite bored and accidentally clicked through to one of those boredpanda click-generating articles, this one in particular: https://www.boredpanda.com/interesting-south-korea/ This is relevant here because I do always spend time trying to think of the various little things that go into sense-of-place worldbuilding, specifically all those tiny things that show someone really took the time to think about "okay, so how do we make this thing just the tiniest bit better". Apparently, all I needed was to be living on the opposite side of the planet all along. (Of especial close-to-Imperial-flavor note are #2, #4, #5 but on animated smartpaper, #8, #9, #10, #12, #13, #16, #18, #21, #22, #25, #27, #29, #30 (a rare example of doing something excellent with modernist architecture, as is #39), #33 (only with more robot), #34, #42, #43, #44, #45 and #48.)" (edited)
If I asked you to picture an exotic country, you'd probably go with something like Australia or Japan. But after this exclusive list by Bored Panda, you'll probably consider South Korea one too.
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 9:55 AM
super random question: If Extropa Energy or the likes decided to take up Kugelblitz synthesis for some reason, could the small black holes be moved through wormholes without issue? Assuming of course a method of moving black holes is devised
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 9:56 AM
the stargates all have small black holes in them
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 9:57 AM
Would they be comfortable having more than one for a brief time?
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 9:57 AM
they've got moving the things down pat. At least the ones of a reasonable size. And I think they use stargates to transport little ones, but bigger ones will require tricky juggling acts mostly because of the sheer momentums involved. (You can't use black hole 1 as a momentum sink for blackhole 2 if they're similar mass)
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 9:59 AM
I see, so it’s still just treated as regular mass, albeit a ton of it?
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“Pig Ion, all docks at Javerna Orbital are currently occupied.  Please re-route to Javerna Down.  Coordinates follow.  Javerna Local, over.” “Negative, Javerna Local, check our ca…
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But, yeah, you can move a black hole through a wormhole for the same essential reason that you can move a wormhole mouth through a wormhole; it doesn't permanently disrupt the underlying geometry. Of course, your wormhole has to big enough to accommodate the, cough, whole hole.
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DSD [He/They] 10/08/2021 10:02 AM
I just love the name 'Pig Ion'.
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 10:05 AM
Casual black hole hauling, fair enough 🙂
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'Course, those are the really little ones, suitable for domestic applications like contraterragenesis or, for the absolute madmen amongst us, artillery accelerators. But the principle's the same as you move upwards; just the practice gets a mite difficult. And, as @Morgrim Moon points out, if you try and jump a big hole, you're going to have to do it without intrinsic compensation, a practice which is inadvisable at the best of times before you start bringing black holes into it.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 10:11 AM
I can't really see how that would WORK, unless you were doing some intricate ballet involving having a similar mass (in smaller, easier to manage chunks) sitting on the other side of the gate and attempting some sort of swap manoeuvre/pre-loading/external place to dump the momentum
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and even then it'd be similar to moving giant machinery here, where you plan months in advance and clear out all traffic and have a dozen escort vehicles coordinating your snail-pace journey under power lines etc
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Using between here and αCen as an example, the engineering details of how to slow down a massive black hole doing 24.8 km/s system-relative is left as an exercise for the giant gravity tractor with more Δv than God. (edited)
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As an exercise for the reader, if we recall the Spice Way program: https://eldraeverse.com/2021/05/12/the-spice-way/ ...imagine for a moment that some clever chap decided to invest in extra-long-range stargate links between some of the major nodes on that map. Estimate, if you will, just how much intrinsic compensation is required to soak up their differences in intrinsic velocity, given that physics cares about linear velocities and the galaxy is spinning. Estimate further the number of spare pants needed that day.
In the year 8054, a forward-thinking Initiative of Ring Dynamics, ICC, evaluating the expansion program for the stargate plexus based on the recent advent of the frameslip drive, a free-flight capa…
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(Let's not even talk about the stargates on their way to Andromeda and Triangulum. 190±60 km/s even before the stellar intrinsic velocities get involved, anyone?)
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 10:22 AM
those ones are going to be very tricky to use. Cheap mindcasting, expensive physical transit <.<
10:22
possibly some amount of 'we're throwing you some random lumps of iron to balance out the load' in the early days
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 10:51 AM
Would it help if the wormholes were inflated to comically large sizes?
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star massed stargates in the interstellar void surrounded by smaller links to the local neighborhood
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0111narwhalz 10/08/2021 10:51 AM
size of the wormhole doesn't change mass or momentum balance
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star massed
ah, okay, in that case yes
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 10:51 AM
i meant mass sorry for the confusion
10:53
Probably unbelievably challenging, but hey they're planning a galaxy spanning nexus so it probably pays to put in the effort
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This is where I feel the urge to refer everyone to - https://eldraeverse.com/2015/04/30/not-yo-mamas-wormholes/ - because there are differences between regular Visser-type wormhole structures and stargate-involved wormholes which make them behave... a mite differently. (The former also exist, but have a rather different set of applications.)
Or, the Difficult Worldbuilding Compromises that Result when You Didn’t Design Everything at the Same Time. It has been (entirely correctly) pointed out over on Google+ that this is not how w…
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 10:57 AM
right, not wormholes
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Which was a particular reference to: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/04/30/speedy-thing-goes-in-speedy-thing-comes-out/ where the rules of the latter with reference to intrinsics were first laid out for everyone to see.
Mark Atwood asks: Do stargates conserve kinetic and/or gravitational potential energy? If I put half a pair on a planetary surface and the other a few lightsecs away, do I get to jump into steller …
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 10:57 AM
Oh and the other big question I had about the setting is how impartial really is ring dynamics? If Vonesia were to dig up a whole precursor warfleet and started another conflict (See Halo Wars) would ring dynamics start severing links? Would they let the Empire Fall?
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The general takeaway from this is that the rules are different because Ring Dynamics' proprietary stargate technology tweaks things to avoid directed acyclic trees, causing very inconvenient time issues, and a whole bunch of local conservation issues which are a giant pain in the ass from the point of view of people trying to run an interstellar transit network. The need for kinetic compensation is a side-effect of this tweaking, because under ordinary circumstances the respective wormhole mouths gain your mass, momentum, charge, etc., when you enter and lose it when you exit. The tweaking that makes a stargate fixes these issues - partly by not having any permanent macroscopic wormholes and instead making custom ones ad-hoc - but a side effect of doing so replaces them with the "speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out - plus intrinsic" issue, which then gets the whole "intrinsic compensation" feature layered on top of the basic stargate tech to fix that by dumping the extra into the kernel and then swapping mass/charge/spin in their maintenance windows to clean up the mess and balance the ledgers. (edited)
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(The takeaway from that in turn is "cheating physics is hard, let's go shopping".)
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Oh and the other big question I had about the setting is how impartial really is ring dynamics? If Vonesia were to dig up a whole precursor warfleet and started another conflict (See Halo Wars) would ring dynamics start severing links? Would they let the Empire Fall?
Ring Dynamics are very committed to freedom of transit as a principle. (Really, you can predict the behavior of most Imperial organizations by assuming they are very committed to X as a principle.) On the other hand, such a thing might well qualify as a SKYSHOCK scenario. (And the rules for SKYSHOCK scenarios - except for CASE SKYSHOCK BLUE, which is special - are covered by extinction-level-event, outside-context-problem ethics, on the grounds that failing to successfully solve the SKYSHOCK the first time you encounter it means that thereafter it's unlikely anyone will be around to be troubled by the matter thereafter.) (edited)
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Or, to put it in Earth analogies, the CASE MIDWINTER series are WWII, and the CASE SKYSHOCK series are WWIII. Ring Dynamics will maintain freedom of transit just like the corporate charter says all the way through MIDWINTER scenarios. For SKYSHOCK, they go by ear, since failing a SKYSHOCK means no-one is going to have any freedom of transit, or indeed of anything else, thereafter.
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SpaceAgeGekko 10/08/2021 11:20 AM
Understood thanks!
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Although, really, that would be a pretty low-grade SKYSHOCK. The closest analogous one I have in the notes is SKYSHOCK LEAD, "technologically superior berserker probes", or SKYSHOCK MAROON, "someone reactivated a self-replicating autonomous superweapon left over from the Precursors' final war". Most "they found paleotech relics usable for war" are MIDWINTER or more often sub-MIDWINTER, because for all the flaws of Wunderwaffen , Wunderwaffen you don't properly understand and can't replace are even worse .
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 11:26 AM
"If you are intending to do something that will break our stargates, we may refuse you access to our network"
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Most of the SKYSHOCK cases start at things like "danger close gamma-ray bursts" and work their way up to "self-sustaining paradox", "positive proof of simulation hypothesis", "self-inconsistent universe", "false vacuum collapse", "extrabrane invasion" or "we found God, and he's an asshole".
11:29
That, too. No guarantees for contract-breakers!
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2021 11:33 AM
I'm sure there has to be at least one science-fiction story in the 'verse where they proved they were in a simulation, managed to end up with contact with the simulation-authors (who turn out to have a non-malicious reason for a 'broken' universe sim), and ask for the code to fix this brokeness pls. Probably involving someone getting pulled out into the non-simulation for a programming crash course.
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(And having now found themselves bound by contract to try and keep their existing stargates working without the help of the Propulsion Group, one trusts the Council of the Republic paid very specific attention to the "no interference with the freedom of transit through or between stargates and all that it implies" clause in said contract.)
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Welcome!!!
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Welcome aboard, thanks for the AO3 kudos, and your profile tagline is a thing of sheer beauty.
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(On a mostly random note, on the things that probably don't exist in the Empire, I today saw a tweet suggesting, well: "Thinkpiece I would read: Supply chain issues, rising prices and shortages are a chance for us to rethink our instant-gratification, everything-on-demand by tomorrow economy" ...I'm pretty sure that and allied genres are pretty much absent from the editorial pages of the Imperial Infoclast on the grounds that the editors aren't really interested in getting 'bout a million letters on the theme of "having thought about it for a millisecond or two, shortages still suck, delays still also suck, and you, sir, are still a goddamned idiot".)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:09 PM
One person I spoke to said they weren't sure Amazon's ability to deliver any of a huge catalog to your doorstep in a day is an achievement to be proud of
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At the risk of being - well, let's face it, probably no more offensive than I usually am - I'm not sure that what that guy said is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, but it's a strong contender. (edited)
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In that very special Western-21st-century way in which having spent centuries climbing ever so tediously away from not having things and wasting untold quantities of time, we now sit around in our prosperity bitching about how being poor and queueing was totes awesome all along.
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At the risk of being - well, let's face it, probably no more offensive than I usually am - I'm not sure that what that guy said is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard, but it's a strong contender. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:22 PM
I'm paraphrasing them but it's the gist of what they said
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(I should say that obviously I support the right of anyone to be as deprived and inconvenienced as they want to be; I merely request that they, y'know, hire someone to do that for and to them and refrain from dragging everyone else into Retro Hell along with 'em.)
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Well, I'd say that might depend on how much of that speed is due to technology and how much of it is due to workers peeing in bottles.
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Bitching about working conditions is a separate argument, though. This is the "oh, no, being convenienced hurts me" people.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:27 PM
And as for the second statement, not sure if you've heard of the Ivan Illich crowd
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Which one, the Austrian priest?
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'Cause I've heard his varietal of "an insufficient number of miseries in life makes us less human", and I'm not terribly impressed.
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(If I was a real cynic, heh heh, I'd speculate that that's a remarkably popular brand of philosophy - especially for theophilosophers - because when faced with prosperity, people have a nasty habit of becoming terribly bourgeois and no longer in the market for people telling them that their suffering is a sign of virtue and being better in touch with their human nature, etc., etc.) (edited)
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Which one, the Austrian priest?
BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:36 PM
Yeah
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And the degrowth sphere of the ecological movement in general, who seem to be fans of him (edited)
14:37
Well, they have just enough visibility on the internet that you probably have heard of them
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That one should be killed with fire for sheer blithering ahistorical ignorance of just how much poverty sucks for the environment.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:38 PM
Yeah
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If I ever run into an AnPrim in the real world I'm going to point out how paleolithic man is almost certainly responsible for the deaths of a looooot of megafauna
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If I didn't have to live on this planet myself, I would love to see them get what they want, just out of morbid curiosity as to whether they'll conclude that it's better to wreck the environment in a primitive way, or will eight billion people just have to go.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:40 PM
Also, uh, medieval European society basically made deforestation routine...
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All those ships weren't gonna build themselves
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Yup. They say a squirrel used to be able to make it from one end of the UK to the other without ever touching the ground. (Not to mention firewood. You can do amazingly sustainable firewood production with coppicing, but why would a peasant society go to the effort of doing that when there's all this forest right there?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:43 PM
I've seen a conservative take on Retroculture, as well as some people in reality who are doing self-retrogression, but it's mostly aesthetic in both cases (edited)
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Like they still go to modern workplaces and use modern products, just not in the home
14:45
And Laci Fay isn't going to force everyone to drive Studebakers
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To be fair, there are people who advocate for a less "modern" lifestyle and stick by it for one principled reason or another, and I can respect that. Both because while they may advocate it, the sincere ones usually aren't trying to push it on the unwilling, and especially because they usually aren't stupid about it.
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(If one of the Amish farmers near here I buy meat from accidentally stabs himself in the leg with a pitchfork his own leg, he ain't gonna spend time worrying about the horrible inhumanity of the supply chain that's rushing him a course of vancomycin, stat, because he ain't a moron .)
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To be fair, there are people who advocate for a less "modern" lifestyle and stick by it for one principled reason or another, and I can respect that. Both because while they may advocate it, the sincere ones usually aren't trying to push it on the unwilling, and especially because they usually aren't stupid about it.
BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:54 PM
That first "usually" 👀 (edited)
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Family, I presume?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 2:55 PM
I mean, Amish societies have the whole thing where you can choose whether or not to stay
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But the retention rate is over 90%
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Probably because most people a prospective vow-taker has known are within the community
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Pretty sure most of the people who lived without the ability to have antibiotics rushed in immediately after an injury in the field (and I have in-laws who are only one generation away from people who died that way) would have some pretty harsh things to say about that branch of the antimodernity mob.
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Or even just that most people who grow up in a culture are predisposed to like it. I'm meaning more that they don't tend to run out and recruit, or lobby Congress to have the country forcibly reformed into Amishtopia. They just want to live their way. (This is not a courtesy, in my experience, one receives from less principled lifestyle advocates, who tend to be all about BEST WAY IS BEST AND MUST BE COMPULSORY.) (edited)
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Further, if someone living in such a group decides that they no longer wish to be a part of it, they may have difficulty leaving, depending on whether or not they have a means of transportation, and if so, how tightly controlled it is.
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For instance, if they wish to leave, but are not permitted to, they're most likely going to have few if any manners in which they can leave.
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I observe that the same applies to literally everyone.
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Fair point.
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Especially if communications with the outside world are similarly restricted.
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(Which is not to say that it can't be a problem, merely that it's a universal problem and not one specific to these particular altcultures.)
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(Except the ones that are basically cults wearing silly hats, but that's a hell of a generalization to make.)
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((And, frankly, I'm deeply suspicious of accusations of such without some damn fine evidence, inasmuch as "they're a creepy-ass cult" is close to the favorite excuse when the normies want to go bust some heads as an example to anyone else who might step outta line.)) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/11/2021 7:24 PM
one of the only takes I've seen on the 'fast consumption culture is bad' that I thought valid is people who advocate for "less stuff made more slowly but of MUCH higher quality and customised to you". Still doesn't solve that waiting is annoying but at least the wait feels more justified
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I know I'd rather have local 3d printers than big factories halfway across the planet
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Environmental reasons?
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Among others
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I ask largely because the annoyingly unintuitive reason places like the Hive exist in the 'verse is that, much like local food, local manufacturing keeps turning out to be much, much worse once you add the numbers up.
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(An effect only magnified when StellEx can do you cheap logistics from the moon, but it works just as well without going extraplanetary.)
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I ask largely because the annoyingly unintuitive reason places like the Hive exist in the 'verse is that, much like local food, local manufacturing keeps turning out to be much, much worse once you add the numbers up.
BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 9:25 PM
I'd question that
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Interplanetary shipping is brutally expensive, interstellar moreso even with stargates. (edited)
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If the starting point is outside a gravity well it might be as simple as nudging it in the right direction
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 10:04 PM
You can ameliorate it a lot with smart infrastructure planning but spaceflight is energetically costly (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 10/11/2021 10:09 PM
On the other hand, imagine just how complicated computer chips are. At a certain point, it doesn’t make sense to build a fab because you couldn’t find staff with the right skill set - they’re all engaged on other projects. Multiply that by thousands of years of technical development. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 10:50 PM
A fair point
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Well, in that specific case, there’s also the externalities to keep in mind. Moons are a great place to build heavy industry, that way.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 10:54 PM
inb4 Seth or radishesonmars come in and start yelling about lunar dust contamination
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But leaving aside the space angle for a moment, there’s a vast logistics network feeding all those home and neighborhood fab shops because, well, economies of scale turn out to be a hell of a thing.
22:55
(Meh. We defeat it with our advanced gasket technology.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 10:55 PM
They'll start talking about how we have no right to consume the universe... (edited)
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And I shall consume a little more of it just to mock them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 10:57 PM
"noooooo they've been there for billions of years they don't belong to you, they have inherent value noooo"
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"Haha roid cracker go brrrr"
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Sorry, I couldn't resist
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DEAD ROCKS FOR THE DEAD ROCK GOD.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 11:00 PM
Tbh fuck that sort of thinking, if we followed that logic to its only consistent conclusion we'd go AnPrim to avoid consuming anything
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0111narwhalz 10/11/2021 11:00 PM
REGOLITH FOR THE MOONCRETE THRONE
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 11:00 PM
This is at least 10% of why I still have terraforming as such a huge focus of IAC
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BluejayHurricane 10/11/2021 11:01 PM
I am glad that TSF finally went to a full politics ban. I’ll miss a lot of good conversations, but that sort of thing could only stand in very specific and very unstable conditions.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 11:02 PM
you know what I want to do someday in terms of insane planetary engineering
23:02
oxygen gas giant
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I will go to bat for specifically valuable rocks. The White Cliffs of Dover, Victoria Falls, the Valles Marineris, Fuji-san, etc., etc. Generic rocks, on the other hand, exist only to be made into specific rocks. (I might consider adding Mimas to the list on the grounds that it's kinda neat to have a moon that's a dead ringer for the Death Star, except I also want to colonize Mimas so I can fit it out with a big frickin' laser for the lulz.)
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("But there's no sound economic reason to install a giant laser on a Saturnine moonlet --" "Try 'because I want to, and because people can subsequently argue with my giant laser'.")
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/11/2021 11:52 PM
My logic is simple
23:52
If there's life and a biosphere, it's off-limits
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If it isn't, and it's not like Saturn's rings or otherwise iconic in culture, it's fair game (edited)
23:54
I'm fucking looking at you, countless captured asteroid moonlets of the outer system. I'm coming for you.
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I will go to bat for specifically valuable rocks. The White Cliffs of Dover, Victoria Falls, the Valles Marineris, Fuji-san, etc., etc. Generic rocks, on the other hand, exist only to be made into specific rocks. (I might consider adding Mimas to the list on the grounds that it's kinda neat to have a moon that's a dead ringer for the Death Star, except I also want to colonize Mimas so I can fit it out with a big frickin' laser for the lulz.)
the first interstellar laser highway relay
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/12/2021 12:49 AM
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE, CHARIKLO.
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2021 2:50 AM
Please don't threaten to kill chat members
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Please don't threaten to kill chat members
BizarroLand ♀ 10/12/2021 3:01 AM
I'm not threatening to kill cornflakes
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/12/2021 3:33 AM
I'm threatening that little asteroid that's been making fun of me
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Thinkin it can have rings without being a planet.
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("But there's no sound economic reason to install a giant laser on a Saturnine moonlet --" "Try 'because I want to, and because people can subsequently argue with my giant laser'.")
Technically Mimas isn't a moonlet, it's a proper moon, being spherical and all
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:27 PM
Tbh
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If I could somehow be certain it would work I would absolutely strip-mine pluto for the nitrogen to terraform Mars.
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And Triton too while we're at it
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BizarroLand ♀
If I could somehow be certain it would work I would absolutely strip-mine pluto for the nitrogen to terraform Mars.
Venus is easier to reach and has nitrogen to spare
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Venus is easier to reach and has nitrogen to spare
BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:36 PM
Yeah but you have to get rid of all the CO2
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Yeah but you have to get rid of all the CO2
No, I mean
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:36 PM
Which is no mean feat on a planet that's almost Earth gravity-wise
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Mine Venus for nitrogen for Mars
14:36
Not terraform Venus
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Which is no mean feat on a planet that's almost Earth gravity-wise
You can do skimming
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:36 PM
I doubt it really works, you'd need thousands of spaceplanes doing scooping 24/7
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Dip into the atmosphere and back into orbit, launch the nitrogen to Mars on skyhooks
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I doubt it really works, you'd need thousands of spaceplanes doing scooping 24/7
You'd need thousands of strip-miners crunching down Pluto or Triton 24/7 for Mars terraforming anyway, what's your point?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:37 PM
Thousands of giant combine harvester-looking diggers, sure
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Plus Venus has more nitrogen than it needs to be habitable (once we get the CO2 off), so you're doing it a favor instead of ruining it
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:38 PM
But they would just have to roll around and feed nitro ice to the catapults
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Spaceplanes have to fight Venus gravity the entire time
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Skimming means you're still going at basically orbital velocity while flying in-atmo, and you can use collected CO2 as remass to throw into the reactors and get back into orbit (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/13/2021 2:39 PM
You have to sling the almost 90 atmospheres worth of CO2 and get 'em off venus somehow
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Is my issue
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Which energetically is far worse than sending Kuiper belt nitrogen to mars
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You have to sling the almost 90 atmospheres worth of CO2 and get 'em off venus somehow
Why would you need to do that to terraform Mars?
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I'm suggesting using some of Venus' 4 atmospheres of nitrogen to throw at Mars
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And if that helps a separate Venus terraforming effort, it's just a bonus
14:42
The CO2 can stay on Venus, it's just the nitrogen I'm talking about
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0111narwhalz 10/13/2021 2:52 PM
run the dipperkraft engines at a high enough exhaust velocity and you can eject the CO₂ too!
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run the dipperkraft engines at a high enough exhaust velocity and you can eject the CO₂ too!
NSWR terraforming
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Well, better than NSFW terraforming...
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Okay, latest update sounds like that one Doctor Who episode with future android Amazon
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Reposting this from #random since it does fit better here: On amusing thoughts that occur to me but would better fit in #general, "[Autonomists] do not respect the concept of private property. Ownership of private property is seen as one person depriving everyone else from the value of what they own." would also be a perfect description of the philosophy of the Iltine Union. They just don't bother with the "oh, that's not private , that's personal" dodge. All property exists to serve the State and the People of Ilth. Starting with you . (Self-ownership is theft of the People, from the People! Be vigilant!) (edited)
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Okay, latest update sounds like that one Doctor Who episode with future android Amazon
I can't seem to recall that one, but then, I'm only current up to very early 12. Pointer?
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I can't seem to recall that one, but then, I'm only current up to very early 12. Pointer?
13th Doctor
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I believe it was called “Kerblam” or something
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Shiny. Guess I'll get to that in the current rewatch. (Although since we just started 4, it's gonna be a while.)
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Reposting this from #random since it does fit better here: On amusing thoughts that occur to me but would better fit in #general, "[Autonomists] do not respect the concept of private property. Ownership of private property is seen as one person depriving everyone else from the value of what they own." would also be a perfect description of the philosophy of the Iltine Union. They just don't bother with the "oh, that's not private , that's personal" dodge. All property exists to serve the State and the People of Ilth. Starting with you . (Self-ownership is theft of the People, from the People! Be vigilant!) (edited)
Jade Nekotenshi 10/14/2021 7:13 PM
How does that compare with the communism practiced by the Equality Concord, or whatever it was the Bants were all about? (I recall they were highly objectionable but I don't recall what their philosophical/political bent was, exactly.)
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Well, in practice , one shouldn't count on asserting one's rights as an individual in any of those places, but there are certain differences relevant to scholars of political pathology.
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The Iltines are basically fascists who fasc so hard other fascists find them embarrassing. (As in: "are not only proud of their death camps, but have stores by the starport to sell models of their death camps with 'realistic gas-chamber action' to tourists".) Everything within the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State, where the State is defined as the sole and unquestionable representative of the Will of the Chosen and Purified People of Ilth, expressed through the First Minister and Central Committee of the Union. According to this ideology, naturally, keeping anything for yourself including yourself is an indicator that you have failed to properly subsume yourself into the National Will, and thus is Treason against the Chosen and Purified People. (As with traditional fascism, there is something called private property, but since that is entirely conditional on obedience to the National Will, it's not what anyone approximately sane would consider such.)
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The Equality Concord don't have private property. There is some notion of property-allocated-for-the-use-of-a-given-organizational-unit, but since the collective will reallocate it as required to serve the best interests of the collective as a whole, that notion doesn't count for much. (For any Marxists who may have wandered in, they don't have personal property either . The Equalitarians may have their teethbreesh for now, but if there was a shortage, they'd be sharing personal hygiene implements with their neighbors before you could say "good of the whole, comrade", because the communal-utility-maximizer running things will sacrifice whatever it needs to. And they'll like it, because their brains are all hardwired to be good New Soviet Men.) That being said, they don't really have a concept matching "Ownership of private property is seen as one person depriving everyone else from the value of what they own." except in the most abstract terms, since an Equalitarian couldn't conceptualize the notion in the first place.
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2021 8:34 AM
so they'd probably do "you're all assigned a toothbrush, because toothbrushes are cheap and using one each is cheaper than sterilising it or peridontal disease", but it's not really THEIR toothbrush?
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Meanwhile, the People's State of Bantral, as-was, was essentially the end-state of a polity run by Rand villains. It didn't really have a coherent political ideology, just lots and lots of duckspeaking about the people and the common good that served the ends of the current speaker, which ends debullshitted usually amounted to liberating everything that wasn't nailed down for the greater good of the Me.
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so they'd probably do "you're all assigned a toothbrush, because toothbrushes are cheap and using one each is cheaper than sterilising it or peridontal disease", but it's not really THEIR toothbrush?
Basically the explanation for the status quo, yeah.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/18/2021 3:14 PM
something is bugging me
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By all means, share the bug and we shall endeavor to find some insecticide.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/18/2021 3:19 PM
so the eldrae were engineered from homo erectus, and it's been burned into my cerebellum how beautiful they are one way or another...
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how close are their facial proportions to human tho
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Well, a genus Homo offshoot. No-one's exactly sure precisely which, or even if it was just one; a decent chunk of neanderthalensis seems like a reasonable guess, but...
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Shouldn't there be some sort of uncanny valley effect, at least for humans?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/18/2021 3:22 PM
there's no art or anything so my mental image has never been sharp
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Close enough not to fall to the bottom of the uncanny valley; far enough off for people to say "you, sir or madam, are fucking eldritch" .
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Or elvish. Close enough. Comparisons to faerie glamors perhaps not entirely inapt. (edited)
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Think I said something about what a while back, somewhere, but can't seem to find it now. The other two big contributors to the uncanniness, on the other hand, are what you don't see, and body language.
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The former being a consequence of that very nice immune system. Humans wear pretty much a map of everything that's happened to us on our skin; it doesn't take long at all before we pick up scars and moles and wrinkles and stretch marks and all the rest of the catalog of wear and tear that goes with day to day living. A self-repair system designed for immortality bulldozes through all of that; it's not that they can't scar, but it takes a hell of a lot of damage to make it happen, and in the modern era, it was probably something very significant to make 'em keep it. On someone who isn't very young, to human eyes, this creates quite an uncanny "Time? Time cannot touch me. I shrug it off like an unwanted cloak." effect. (edited)
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As for body language, well, this is twofold. Partly - ever watched carefully how old-but-still-hale people move? Really, really smoothly and precisely, every unnecessary component trimmed off at some point along the way, because practice makes perfect, and their cerebellum has had decades to master moving that body in the precise correct way? That. Which in the human world apart from those old people usually is the sign of a highly trained athlete or martial artist who's spent a lot of training time acquiring that level of muscle control.
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The other half, on the other hand, is just swagger. The bizarritude of primate social systems and relative status anxiety has done a real number on that, here on Earth. You look around, you see a whole lot of people standing about in or walking through the world like they're trying to apologize to it for the inconvenience, or expect someone to come up and demand they justify their existence at any moment. Most of humanity seems to cringe its way through life hoping life doesn't pay any attention to them. They... don't do that. Which, as I've tried to show and will get more so in later bits of TEeDF probably plays to human eyeballs as something between exuberant self-confidence and intolerable arrogance, with a side order of completely insubordinate. Sort of that same phenomenon Rand was hinting about in Atlas Shrugged when she described Galt's face as "without fear or pain or guilt". And it's universal . You could grab a junior fry cook off the street somewhere in the historical Empire, take 'em to Earth, and their walk alone will still scream I am the single greatest thing that has ever existed to everyone they pass, just because their instincts don't give a crap for other folks' notions of relative status hierarchies and they've got no more internal existential doubt than the sun has. ...yes, we can now go on to the sidhe comparisons.
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I suspect those two effects probably dominate the physical appearance ones in most encounters, not that the former aren't also there.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/18/2021 4:41 PM
Yeah, very much like the sidhe, at least how they're described in Dresden Files. Though more that a bit less arbitrary, malevolent and prone to speaking only-technically-true statements.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/18/2021 6:36 PM
This is why I find self-confidence so mystifying and admonitions to develop it infuriating
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I would love nothing more than to swan through life not worrying about what others are thinking, but they have this annoying habit of making my life hard in many ways if they disapprove of me
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(Warning: this advice may be less applicable to human brainmeats.)
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More relevant advice. although still hard to implement for said human brainmeats, is - to quote Mulan , "no matter how the wind howls, the mountain cannot bow to it".
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They may attempt to make my life harder. They may even succeed. It does not matter, because, fundamentally, I am I, and they are rabble. (edited)
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"A similar term, the Red-Gold Beam, refers to the dataweave communications routes that allow packets to reach their destinations without ever transiting non-Imperial data systems (an option for which can be set in the routing headers). The communication lasers themselves, naturally, are frequency-multiplexed and are in any case invisible from off-axis."
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I take a moment here to notice the Imperial cultural fillip that is rebranding avoidance. There may be some minor rebrandiness in the evolution of the Imperial Post-Courier Star Packet Company out of the Imperial Post-Courier Steam Packet Company, itself an evolution of the Imperial Post-Courier Packet Company, but really, why waste all the fine reputational capital built up in that name just because it's a mite old, stylistically speaking, compared to more recent coinages?
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"We do not have a Non-Interference Directive forbidding trade with emerging markets. We do, however, have the Fuckwit Directive, which states that it is a bad idea to sell advanced weaponizable technology to people who might blow up their own planet while we're still standing on it."
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In miscellaneous economic concepts I'm kicking around: Those traders who specialize in shorting the hell out of selected markets in the gap between a free trader arriving in-system and them actually landing. They may not know exactly what's in their hold this time, even with the radio manifest in hand, or which industries it's going to disrupt, but they're absolutely sure it's going to disrupt the hell out of something . ("We all remember the Great Wobbly-Headed Doll Crash of 763, and that absolutely none of us made a feckin' dime on it! Never again!")
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In today's notes updates, I finally canonicalize the avatars-for-warship-animating-intelliegences-are-essentially-kanmusumorphic, on the grounds that (a) sophomorphism is the best friendly interface option for artificial intelligences and (b) why the hell not. A footnote observes that while the quirk in the development of the animating intelligence codelines (from which all these warminds are descended) leading to this choice of self-representation is unknown, considering it a problem is likely to offend a great many people most of whom are wedded to heavy naval armaments. As such, it's not looking to get any more known.
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It is, after all, polite to respect people's chosen identities. It is both polite and safe to respect the chosen identities of people with 7200mm axial railguns.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/19/2021 7:27 PM
nice
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(Really, it's polite and safe to respect absolutely everything concerning people with 7200mm axial railguns, but I think it ungeneralizes pretty well.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/19/2021 7:33 PM
I played Azur Lane just the other day, so... (edited)
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I get the idea that shipminds would almost by necessity be pluralities, with the "crew interface" being but one conscious entity among many forming the gestalt that is the ship.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:39 AM
[chuckles darkly in different crew interface intellects throughout]
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if you're in the engineering zone, you probably want to talk to engineering zone shipmind anyway
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The question that occurs to me is what function making the specialized subminds independently conscious/sophont would have?
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:47 AM
Single points of failure are bad. So unless you can gang multiple logos in parallel…
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You don't want an animating intelligence in the habit of disagreeing with itself, any more than you want to be getting into disputes with your own arm about how to move.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:47 AM
(multiple physical logos executive units, that is)
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You want redundancy of processing, sure, but you also want unity of will.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:48 AM
So what, do you have sequential failover of logos executive units?
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(Insert reference to that Stanislaw Lem story about the robot king who extended himself until he was the capital, but whose nightmares then staged a revolt against him.)
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:51 AM
Also: do you need a separate logos to appear externally to have a different personality? I was under the impression that the two were distinct elements. If indeed they are distinct, you can still have specialized subminds with specialized ways of responding to stimuli (and apparently distinct ways of interacting with crew), driven by the same will.
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That depends on how you close you consider DID to genuine polypsychism.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:53 AM
Since we're in #general and presumably within the scope of the 'verse, I suppose it depends on how you consider them :V
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But on the whole, while a shipmind probably could do an excellent job of pretending to be a hundred different people (and some of the creepier prowlers working for Admiralty Intelligence probably do that for the lulz), I'm not sure what benefit one's supposed to get from doing it.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 12:56 AM
Eh, I figure it's more a side effect of parallelizing multiple interfaces. They might resync fairly regularly, but sometimes they just develop a persistent quirks.
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Not much of a need to resync when they haven't started building ships to light-lag-causing lengths, yet. You just have multiple threads running inside the same computational space.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 1:00 AM
You probably don't want the computational substrate to be colocated, for damage tolerance reasons.
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Physically, it's not. But that's way down at layer 1 of whatever the ISO Model is for distributed-intelligence cognition.
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0111narwhalz 10/20/2021 1:02 AM
Hm. I suppose that kind of thing is a well-solved problem in the 'verse.
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A fairly mature set of techs, yes, especially since a lot of this stuff is built on top of even more mature techs for managing distributed non-AI processing.
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I should probably print some notes on how some of this works under the hood sometime when it's daylight.
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The question that occurs to me is what function making the specialized subminds independently conscious/sophont would have?
Monotheism is quite simply insensible. Specialization and division of labor.  These things are always competitive advantages.  Everyone who makes it out of the sub-literate hitting-things-with-rock…
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Touché. But, to quote that myself, "Even singleton minds have enough different tasks to manage that they function as a collection of loosely unified cooperative agents." Our societies of mind are exactly that, and still one person each.
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That's unity of will. You're one person because all of your gestalt mind is aligned in Zarpauleking; if that breaks down, it's usually one of our fascinating collection of dissociative disorders. Those large AI systems which have particularly distinct subminds and function effectively as a society as well as a society of mind are those which don't have that unity of will - the Transcend, for example, includes Divine Ministers representing very different concepts, the Ennead have the varying interests of their departments, the coadjutors and ancestral subroutines are as varied as the people they are attached to/came from, etc., etc. But a warship? Has great unity of will.
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(As it ought to have, really, given the sheer effort every military force ever puts into creating it among its members, lest they all get themselves killed first time out.)
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Speak for yourself, we've found at least three people in this head of ours.
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But what makes you think the avatar would have to be the core agent?
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It's not like an ambassador is usually the chief executive of the nation they represent.
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What makes you think I think that? (Insofar as "core agent" has any meaning in re societies of mind.)
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You're usually going to be interacting with the primary personality (insofar as you can claim to be interacting with anything other than "the chorus"), because while being the thing-that-faces-the-world isn't the actual definition of primary personality, it's certainly rather implied. But as described back in https://eldraeverse.com/2020/12/18/worldbuilding-theory-of-mind/ , what that actually means is rather complex. (edited)
So, let’s talk about Theory of Mind. Well, okay, not that theory of mind. The theory of how minds work in the ‘verse, and so the theory behind most sophotechnology, since this topic has…
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Hm. I suppose that kind of thing is a well-solved problem in the 'verse.
Some of that background stuff now posted at https://eldraeverse.com/2021/10/20/parallelism/
It’s about divergences in computer technology — Or in other words, some conversations elsewhere have made it evident that it would be useful to have some of these things out here for di…
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and now im sad again that the transputer went nowhere
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Multi-processor chips from GreenArrays are simple, practical, and affordable for many embedded and other applications.
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yeah, i know that theres some niche manufacturers (edited)
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theres also parallela and probably a dozend more
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thanks tho
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also, are they still active? last entry on their page is dated 2016
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It says
As of Spring 2021, shipments of the EVB002 evaluation kit and of G144A12 chips continue to be made. The arrayForth 3 integrated development system is in use with no reported problems. Design of a new chip, G144A2x, continues; this will be upward compatible with the G144A12, with significant improvements. Development of Application Notes, including that of a solftware defined GPS receiver, continues.
on there.
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hm, ok, overlooked that
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yay SDR sheningans as well
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It's entirely possible that these aren't very popular because, despite probably being substantially more energy-efficient than most things, they seem incredibly eldritch to program and describe C as a "high-level language".
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being eldritch to program is like 80% of the multithreading/processing problemd nowadays (edited)
09:21
you can have easy to make single thread code, take a half measure and thread-out the simple and obvious stuff, or descend into the eldritch swamp of shared [something] can of worms
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/21/2021 11:04 AM
And then you hit the SICK problems
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(Serial Intrinsically. Cope, Kiddo.)
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sounds of ESR optimizing RepoSurgeon here
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/21/2021 3:55 PM
That'd be where I got the term, ya
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i don't find multithreading eldritch, but i work in Rust, so
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THE EXISTENCE OF BASICALLY THIS MOVIE HAS BEEN DECLARED CANON.
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(Since we know that vector-control effectors translate readily between species, per sandwich theft, there are probably more than a few overconfident burglars whose last memory before waking up in an oubliette is being gazed at by a German shepherd giving them that raised-eyebrow o rly? look. "What hap--" "He choked you out and brought you to us. Because he is a very good boy, yes he is.") (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2021 9:33 PM
I could also see a movie where dog is injured and removed in some way (there's always the classic "thrown off a cliff") and the human is injured and missing in some way (there is always the classic "the house blew up") and both think the other is dead and start the Roaring Rampage of Revenge. End of the first third is them finding each other is alive and joyful tearful reunion. And then deciding that the other guys definitely still need killing and teaming up. >:3
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DSD [He/They] 10/23/2021 2:19 AM
That would be so, so good.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/23/2021 9:02 AM
I'd watch that. The movie posters would be great. <deep-voice>In a world that had lost all meaning, she was...The Goodest Girl</deep-voice> (edited)
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Dammit, Hollywood. Make this.
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In other fun movie pitches of the morning, Chill Gojira, in which the eponymous kaiju has wandered through a lot of weed farms on his way to LA and has now settled down to take a nice nap despite the best efforts of our military forces to pick a fight with him.
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Starring Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury, having wandered in from the MCU to remind everyone that using nukes on the giant atomic lizard is a stupid-ass decision which he has therefore elected to ignore, in favor of having C-47s bring in every tube of motherfuckin' Pringles in the country. (edited)
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agitated beef drop in its bomb cradle
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
I'd watch that. The movie posters would be great. <deep-voice>In a world that had lost all meaning, she was...The Goodest Girl</deep-voice> (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2021 12:20 PM
I just imagined this in Don La Fontaine's voice.
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It's Gojira, ain't nukes like pringles to Him?
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BizarroLand ♀
I just imagined this in Don La Fontaine's voice.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/23/2021 8:32 PM
I suspect all of us heard La Fontaine's voice
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Movie poster something like this with the text changed:
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0111narwhalz 10/23/2021 8:42 PM
can't see that without being reminded of this version https://images7.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED832/5c24c2dec9467.jpeg
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On a note vaguely related to the news story I mention in #random, I find myself looking at the "Nautilus 2020" submarine mega-yacht, and concluding that, yeah, this is the sort of thing that probably belongs in canon.
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On this, the anniversary of the release of The Terminator, let us all take a moment to remember that no matter how personally intimidated you are are by self-awareness in AI, infanticide is not only the wrong moral choice, but an extraordinarily poor survival choice.
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Enderminion 10/26/2021 5:50 PM
Bultarian Jhiad when
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20,000 years in the future I think
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On a note vaguely related to the news story I mention in #random, I find myself looking at the "Nautilus 2020" submarine mega-yacht, and concluding that, yeah, this is the sort of thing that probably belongs in canon.
BizarroLand ♀ 10/26/2021 6:58 PM
I think Migaloo Submarines is another firm claiming to build submarine yachts
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But they're dubious at best
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20,000 years in the future I think
Less than 8170 years in the future actually, Dune explicitly takes place in 10191
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DSD [He/They] 10/27/2021 1:15 AM
Their calendar counts from the formation of the spacing guild, so it's not 10191 CE. (edited)
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1 AG is 11,076 CE
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Dune is solved if someone just come and glass Arrakis again. Whole civilization is so addicted druggie.
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But they're dubious at best
Yeah, I've heard of them. Unfortunately, until someone throws a few billion dollars at them for a fancy subyacht, it's hard to tell if they can actually deliver on their renderings, run by actual yacht designers or not.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/27/2021 1:55 PM
Maye if that Abramovich guy plays a bit of Subnautica and gets ideas
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Taking a moment to note that lemonsharks and alarajrogers between them pretty much sum up my views on replicated food in this Tumblr post: https://isaackuo.tumblr.com/post/666770415420669952/hekatontarch-zerofarad-subbyp
Star Trek replicators are perfectly capable of replicating everything about the supposedly superior "real" food, all the way from randomizing the products to mimic local ingredients and varied...
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But now I'm going to go off on another rant: "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot". Picard says that every time .
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Preferences files are another forgotten technology of the future, but this time we know why. It's cookie warnings taken to their logical extreme. This is the future in which the people who have a broad-spectrum dislike of cookies, tracking, facial recognition, etc., etc., etc., and anything that might let the organizations and systems they interact with remember them won .
14:25
So the replicators aren't allowed to remember how you like your tea. And the holodecks aren't allowed to know who's standing there by the door so you have to tell it that you want your version of Kirk Does The Orion Moons, not, y'know, Worf's.
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Preferences files are another forgotten technology of the future, but this time we know why. It's cookie warnings taken to their logical extreme. This is the future in which the people who have a broad-spectrum dislike of cookies, tracking, facial recognition, etc., etc., etc., and anything that might let the organizations and systems they interact with remember them won .
Equally plausible is that it's just Picard in particular who has cookies turned off, and everyone else can just say 'the usual'.
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You have to fill in the details every time like a fuckin' peasant.
14:26
(Yeah, but everyone else seems to do the same thing. There may be a few exceptions, but all the ones I can think of are like the holodeck example.)
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If I can't stumble out of bed, hug the replicator, and make some sort of vague "Cflhg" grunt and get a hot, steaming cup of spoon-dissolving neuron juice, I ain't living in your future.
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or perhaps Picard already has a collection of presets in the system, so him doing that intonation is him specifically calling out THAT collection of settings.
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otherwise your "Cflghg" might give you a nice tasty glass of iced tea, no sugar.
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or hell, he might have a collection of tea preferences; depending on my mood RL I'll go with Earl Grey, Russian Caravan, or one of my green teas. And that's also ignoring preferences on HOW one makes it to boot; I prefer my black teas to be strong enough to strip paint, but green teas to be very weak (and I have friends who prefer it the other way around). So the comp's hearing it's Picard, going "Okay, Picard's subsettings... Tea. okay. Earl Grey, okay, and his preferred hot setting".
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Even the concept of "Hot" can be variable based on who's actually doing the ordering. Picard's hot might be premised on the idea of him drinking it relatively soon after ordering. Whereas someone else might be letting it sit on the desk for five, ten minutes before even taking a sip. So this other person's Hot could actually be 5 or 10 degrees hotter, so that when they get around to drinking it, it's the right temp for them When they drink it.
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I think at this point we're well beyond equally plausible.
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(I mean, it could work that way, and it would sure be nice if it worked that way, but given Starfleet's dedication to building the lamest possible version of any given technology, I doubt very much that it does work that way.)
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Absent more information it's hard to say either way.
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I'm going with the principle of mediocrity. If I don't hear anyone using a personal default, it's probably because there isn't one.
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I prefer to go by absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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Which is also true in some cases, but very prone to draconic garage errors. (edited)
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and, as a counterpoint as I recall in DS9 other crew there just order a drink by saying its name and nothing else (a Raktajino... klingon coffee apparently), and then other times by ordering it with an appended change. So while not explicit, that does suggest the existance of personal settings.
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Hm. Good point, although it could just be like ordering coffee: default is black plain, specify the variances. ...I am being a mite unfair, and if I bothered to get up and cross the room and check the tech manual it'd tell me all about how the replicators are smarter than that. But they sure made it look like they had some real dumb smartware.
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(Or that Picard doesn't trust the Enterprise computer, but then, who could blame him?)
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0111narwhalz 11/04/2021 3:02 PM
he never truly recovered from that time something got into it
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I just view it more that Picard's the kind of guy who probably has two dozen different Tea options, and we just see him ordering when he's in the mood for "fuck it I need to work tea"
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My headcanon, given the number of times the computer is obviously snarking or barely resisting a "You didn't ask," is that all Starfleet computers are full AIs. They just know there's no point in telling anyone about it because, well, it's the Federation, and so they work out their irritation by trolling their crews. A lot .
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(This is also why Data gets better results out of the Enterprise computer than anyone else. He's in on the joke.)
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0111narwhalz 11/04/2021 3:07 PM
Data is actually the starships' ambassador.
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[and finally, just because the users aren't particularly sophisticated doesn't mean the hardware is too. It's just that very few people really bother reading the back half of the manuals that get into the crunchy details and really know how to make the processors dance. S'like having a car with an automatic transmission that also lets you override gear choices. 90% of people just leave it in automatic. 8% of people will fuck it up and strip the gears, and 2% can make it do things that make even the designers go "how did you do that?"]
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2021 3:08 PM
Apparently there's a TNG episode that says television has been dead since the mid-21st century
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And there seems to be no real mass media beyond old print in the 24th century
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well... it gets touched on here and there. TNG is almost completely devoid of such.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2021 3:10 PM
My perspective is limited because I only saw a couple episodes, but literally the only thing people seem to do for fun is the holodeck or drink in person
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to be fair, the holodeck covers a lot of media
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but its limited accessibility
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Though it's somewhat interesting that the entertainment market, such as it is, seems to be a lot more like the current "Patreon/content creator" setup than more modern mass media.
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Though it's somewhat interesting that the entertainment market, such as it is, seems to be a lot more like the current "Patreon/content creator" setup than more modern mass media.
stallman won maybe? :D
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Not entirely XD depending on how much you give a damn about Voyager, there's still publishing outfits and the like out there to fuck people over.
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Who is/was stallman?
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Who is/was stallman?
the guy who is credited with the "gnu" part in gnu/unix :D
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Given how easy it was for Barclay to do, I'm guessing maybe 90% of holodeck programs are, cough, friend-fiction featuring attractive fellow crewers of the appropriate combination of sexes. (edited)
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the guy who is credited with the "gnu" part in gnu/unix :D
0111narwhalz 11/04/2021 3:15 PM
the part where it's not Unix?
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yeh
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Given how easy it was for Barclay to do, I'm guessing maybe 90% of holodeck programs are, cough, friend-fiction featuring attractive fellow crewers of the appropriate combination of sexes. (edited)
that the vast majority of holodeck materials are potentially poorly written self-insertion fanfic is NOT a shocker to me.
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Given how easy it was for Barclay to do, I'm guessing maybe 90% of holodeck programs are, cough, friend-fiction featuring attractive fellow crewers of the appropriate combination of sexes. (edited)
Ugh, that's kind of creepy to think about, NGL.
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("Computer? Every time someone says "end program" to this terminal, beam the top five layers of atoms on the interior of the holodeck, and anything sitting on top of them, into space.")
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urgh
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Like, all the issues with deepfake p*rn/n^des? This is that, but up to thirteen. (edited)
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and accurate anatomical models of the person due to sneaky tricorders
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Like, all the issues with deepfake p*rn/n^des? This is that, but up to thirteen. (edited)
IIRC that's something that is touched on early enough... the trick has always been getting the mannerisms and acting right, not just how they look.
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Note: in Quark's holosuites, you can lock the door. In Starfleet holodecks, you can't - people just walk right in any time they like. Implications: amusing. (edited)
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you can make someone look like someone else, but getting them behaving that way is the trick, if you want a quality deepfake. If you're looking for just crappy porn, well... that's not really a challenge even now
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Note: in Quark's holosuites, you can lock the door. In Starfleet holodecks, you can't - people just walk right in any time they like. Implications: amusing. (edited)
Counterpoint: you might not be able to lock your superior officer out of a compartment onboard.
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Given how easy it was for Barclay to do, I'm guessing maybe 90% of holodeck programs are, cough, friend-fiction featuring attractive fellow crewers of the appropriate combination of sexes. (edited)
That, or revenge fantasies?
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Countercounterpoint: people have walked in on people senior to them, like the Captain. One wonders if that is in fact a Starfleet regulation to cut back on the porn problem without having to admit to having a porn problem.
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(fittingly: im currently playing star trek elite force 2 and the tricorder claims picard is an anorexic smol person. 170cm at 55kilograms)
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Who is/was stallman?
BizarroLand ♀ 11/04/2021 3:20 PM
One of the standard-bearers of the free software movement. (edited)
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you can make someone look like someone else, but getting them behaving that way is the trick, if you want a quality deepfake. If you're looking for just crappy porn, well... that's not really a challenge even now
Given how well Geordi was able to create a synthespian Leah Brahms from data the Enterprise had on file, and how much more information the computer might have on current crewers... implications: squicky. So, so squicky.
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And wasn't there an episode at one point where we found out that the characters in the holodecks were/are sentient?
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Countercounterpoint: people have walked in on people senior to them, like the Captain. One wonders if that is in fact a Starfleet regulation to cut back on the porn problem without having to admit to having a porn problem.
and then theres barkley who has to go to counceling for it
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Given how well Geordi was able to create a synthespian Leah Brahms from data the Enterprise had on file, and how much more information the computer might have on current crewers... implications: squicky. So, so squicky.
As I recall, Geordi later found out that his synthetic version got the personality VERY wrong...
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And wasn't there an episode at one point where we found out that the characters in the holodecks were/are sentient?
everytime some regulator goes offline they become sentient. the implication is that they are that way unless constantly being lobotomised
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As I recall, Geordi later found out that his synthetic version got the personality VERY wrong...
Wasn't that mostly because time had passed, and on had moved? (Plus, I suppose, a dose of real-one-and-fuck-you-for-the-privacy-invasion syndrome?)
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And wasn't there an episode at one point where we found out that the characters in the holodecks were/are sentient?
theres a series of episodes in TNG where the holodeck takes all of the D's processing power to make a really smart moriarty as a counterplayer to sherlock data
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everytime some regulator goes offline they become sentient. the implication is that they are that way unless constantly being lobotomised
So, even worse. And also running into consent issues.
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in voyager they occasionally imply that they are mostly hollow shells, but then theres the captain making some preference changes to that irish barkeep holo to use him as a romantic partner
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so i have no clue how sentient they are supposed to be
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why do you have to start an interesting conversation just as im about to start making some recordings
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I think they're supposed to be "only when they pass a certain complexity threshold, like when the EMH is left running too long or Geordi accidentally orders the computer to make a person".
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Wasn't that mostly because time had passed, and on had moved? (Plus, I suppose, a dose of real-one-and-fuck-you-for-the-privacy-invasion syndrome?)
there's definitely a personal privacy violation fuck you as part of it, but also because the personality was built off her public presentations as well as a "personality profile analysis" (I presume this is somewhat akin to a personnel jacket as part of staff records... exactly how he has access even to a redacted version is worrying). (I fully admit to surfing memory alpha to fill in details). (edited)
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barkley is probably working around some security clearances to get that data
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its not like barkley would let himself be stopped by such simple measures (edited)
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there's definitely a personal privacy violation fuck you as part of it, but also because the personality was built off her public presentations as well as a "personality profile analysis" (I presume this is somewhat akin to a personnel jacket as part of staff records... exactly how he has access even to a redacted version is worrying). (I fully admit to surfing memory alpha to fill in details). (edited)
Makes sense.
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Makes sense.
Given that the personality was built off of what was most likely a one or two page broad report (that has no garuntee of being 100% accurate) AND their public behaviours at major events (where if you want to go upwards you put on a good face), that can pretty badly skew what the baseline's gonna be like. (edited)
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ohgod. i just found out theres a star trek series for nickelodeon in works
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star trek prodigy
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0111narwhalz 11/04/2021 4:09 PM
oops all Wesley
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oops all janeway babysitting some random aliens
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Morgrim Moon 11/04/2021 7:06 PM
looping back to replicator settings, I am now amusing myself imagining that they DO have default settings. But Picard was on a vessel - maybe Enterprise, maybe a previous one - where there was a glitch that meant it could never remember HIS tea settings. Maybe everything else, but not tea. So now he's just gotten into the habit of specifying even to replicators that are entirely capable of remembering.
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What are the most powerful ontotechnology at the disposal of the Empire?
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I suspect the answer is “depends”
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What are the most powerful ontotechnology at the disposal of the Empire?
Well, at what point in time are you talking about?
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What are the most powerful ontotechnology at the disposal of the Empire?
The problem with questions like that is that "powerful" isn't what you might call a well-defined metric. Unlike power plants or weapons, ontotech doesn't conveniently fit along a scale measured in oof or boom. (Even ontotech weapons. Down in the cystal universes of the Irreality Vault, they play with ontophages that eat Platonic concepts and ontopathic weapons that make the universe forget you ever existed. How many gigatons is that?)
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The problem with questions like that is that "powerful" isn't what you might call a well-defined metric. Unlike power plants or weapons, ontotech doesn't conveniently fit along a scale measured in oof or boom. (Even ontotech weapons. Down in the cystal universes of the Irreality Vault, they play with ontophages that eat Platonic concepts and ontopathic weapons that make the universe forget you ever existed. How many gigatons is that?)
How many gigatons is that? The answer… is Yes.
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In terms of things that look obviously powerful - well, we've seen the bottled star ( https://eldraeverse.com/2021/07/04/bottling-up/ ). And the <Crimson Opalescent Arpeggio in F> Emergency Reality Enforcement Facility ( https://eldraeverse.com/2020/02/07/natural-law-enforcement/ ) can define (or, potentially, redefine) natural law across hundreds of light years. How do they work for you?
The Sunstone is just what it appears to be – a star in a bottle. That is to say, what it appears to be to the normal senses is an almost weightless crystalline sphere, roughly a foot across, …
Opposite the Core, seven hexterranes of Coricál Ailék are occupied by the Emergency Reality Enforcement Facility. A complex constructed in response to the o…
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And also, does "weapons built into the warship incarnation of the Transcendent warmind" count as at the disposal of the empire?
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I think Transcendent warmind is a private citizen of the empire and his shipbody is not part of Empire's armed forces
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Deus Est Machina: Done deliberately and intentionally.  When you build a recursively self-improving seed AI, the kind that turns into, in the lingo, a “weakly godlike superintelligence”…
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So I've been doing some searching around and I still can't figure out exactly what "phased-array plasma lasers" are(mentioned here: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/01/25/on-lasers/) Is the plasma the lasing medium? Is every emitter on a space craft like a piece of the array like the antenna of a AESA radar or like an optical phased array? Do they culminate like the death Star? Is that even possible and what's real world term for it? How does it work? How does a laser "chop" its target neatly into a pile of small cubes. Laser aren't slicing weapons, I don't think they can quite work that way, at least not efficiently. Are they actually particle beams?
So, I gather more’n a few laser fans are coming to visit these days, so just to save time, here’s the canonical reason that lasers are the ‘verse’s secondary weapons system,…
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On the topic of chopping, lasers, or more specifically pulsed lasers, are drilling weapons.
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I think lasers in 'verse have been described as phased array, which seems to indicate they're an optical phased array.
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No idea what's going on in regards to the plasma part of it.
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They're plasma lasers because the secondary lasing medium is a plasma. (Secondary in the sense that, well, they're multistage laser-pumped lasers.) Specifically, a magnetically-steered external plasma bolus.
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This was chosen because plasma lasers are great for high-power, high-efficiency applications (see here, for a first google reference: https://laserstars.org/history/plasma.html ), all the more so because a nontrivial amount of waste heat is conveniently lost overboard when the laser powers down and depleted lasant dissipates into the vacuum.
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And, yes, an ad-hoc selection of emitters in appropriate locations function as an optical phased-array to steer the lasing.
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(Complete with optical sidelobes. Ain't that fun?)
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As for lasers as slicing weapons: sure they are. Ever used a laser cutter? Same principle: move the vaporization zone along a line, and that's a cut.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:00 PM
I get the impression that PD lasers fire longer-duration pulses or pulse trains than "main battery" lasers?
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Since they're pushing mass driver slugs out of the way by ablation as much as they are trying to destroy a projectile outright by drilling through it or causing catastrophic structural failure?
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In the biggest picture, they're pretty much designed to "keep firing until the problem goes away", modulo thermal management meaning that the actual emitters involved may be switched in and out.
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Both kinds, really: those ships that mount offensive laser mounts are mostly using them for heat-pumping, so "keep the laser on 'em as long as we can" is where it's at. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:04 PM
Oh, right - superconducting armor means that trying to drill through by locally overloading the armor's ability to conduct/radiate heat away is mostly futile except at extreme short range
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On the other side of things: it's amazing how much pushing in a short space of time a sufficiently large explosive vaporization can do. 😁
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Yeah. It's not impossible if you get lucky, which is one reason the big ships do make space for some broadside lasers, but no-one wants to count on achieving a local burn-through.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:10 PM
I'm guessing that superconducting armor is pretty ubiquitous, and not something that, say, the less technically-adept polities would lack?
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(Granted, that would smack a bit of the Star-Trekkian "Barfulonians don't have shields" trope.)
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Well, there are plenty of less advanced polities that don't have it, to be fair, although that's mostly because they can't afford the IN's lavish exotic-materials budget.
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(Much like the USN back in the day and Special Treatment Steel, the IN isn't even slightly ashamed of taking full advantage of being coupled to a very productive industrial economy.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:15 PM
Heck, the USN still lavishly uses STS or the equivalent.
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Heck, the USN still lavishly uses STS or the equivalent.
Damn, the Navy still uses the Space Shuttle?
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How come I've never heard of this? 😛
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:15 PM
(I think this probably has more than nothing to do with why Stark stood up to Exocet hits better than Sheffield did.)
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But in verse, that might add up to something that smells a little like Trek's "big major-polity ships aren't exactly scared of small lesser-polity ships". An Imperial CA might worry about six Vonnie FFs but not six Trashcanistanti FFs.
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That said, on the other hand, the navies that don't have it or other forms of ray shielding are, by and large, the navies which the IN would plough straight over for other reasons anyway , so. (Like, say, not actually having anything that, strictly speaking, counts as a capital ship.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:17 PM
Since one good laser zorch could knock the superconducting-armorless FFs out of the fight.
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Kinda like how some second-tier navies today count 5000 ton FFs as "capital ships"
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But the RN, USN, JMSDF, PLAN, etc wouldn't count anything less than an LHD
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Yeah. That's one of the things they emphasize against in Imperial war games, because getting self-satisfied about that sort of thing is a great way to end up dead when it turns out that the less technically adept side has instead majored in cunning. (I believe we have a few carrier admirals who learned this the hard way, fortunately also in war games...)
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I'm pretty sure there are some polities out in the Expansion Regions who have "battleships" whose plans are suspiciously identical to IN light cruisers of an older generation. On the other hand, compared to the other navies in the vicinity... well, ain't no-one going to argue with that designation.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:22 PM
True, though the war games were slanted specifically to prevent the carrier force from brute-forcing the asymmetric side.
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(Not that this is a bad thing. Brute force often works, but it pays for officers to know how to deal with the case where it doesn't, or gets outmaneuvered, however unlikely that is in reality.)
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(Hell, I'm fairly confident that there are more than a few navies in the world today where a couple of as-built Fletchers could kick their asses sideways and upside down.)
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Out in the Periphery, on the third hand, there are quite definitely the equivalents of the modern Cuban navy: a couple of converted belt miners with AKV pods strapped to them, a bunch of OTVs with one unguided torpedo each, and some asteroid monitors. If someone comes a-calling, they'd better be prepared to pull some SG-1 level bullshit. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:44 PM
The kinds of things that are mostly there so they can claim they put up a fight, when someone comes rolling in?
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Pretty much. Or, in some cases, the kind of things that are possessed by governments who are deeply delusional about their fleet's actual capabilities, and which will proceed to get a lot of their own people killed should those delusions ever be tested.
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(Say what you will about the Orsten System Navy and their Vanknir-classes, at least their government knows they're there as a tripwire and for the honor of the flag and don't expect any more of them. There are a few who would happily send dressed-up patrol boats into a one-sided massacre against a BB/CV task force and court-martial any survivors for 'insufficient fighting spirit'.)
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(Even the friggin' Galians are capable of understanding that while God can work miracles, it helps if they give Him some bloody big guns to work 'em through.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:52 PM
Not like that's without modern parallels - I keep thinking of Iran's cockamamie speedboat-suckerpunch idea. (Methinks they have forgotten about KEET shells)
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Granted, it also kinda falls under "needs must when the devil drives", but still.
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And I'd think the IN's equivalent to KEET includes such fun things as individually-guided fragments.
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"You now have to choose between two possible futures: the one where we lose the war and you got a thousand people killed, or the one where we lose the war and you got tens of thousands of people killed. Please note the common factor." (edited)
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(General Ripper, for it is he, then chooses the option in which they lose the war and get several million people killed.) (edited)
heartwand 1
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2021 6:59 PM
Naturally.
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Not like that's without modern parallels - I keep thinking of Iran's cockamamie speedboat-suckerpunch idea. (Methinks they have forgotten about KEET shells)
TIL about CD sized shotgun shells. fun.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 10:21 AM
Oh yes. There's a 76mm version too, used mostly by European navies. But that one comes with the 120RPM fire rate from the OTO Melara 76mm SR. Even more fun for small boats.
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Also, correction - STS was replaced by HY-80 and HY-100, but the same idea holds. Most structural plate on USN warships is made of what would have been considered homogeneous high-tensile armor plate in the past.
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Yep. Materials cheating is fun .
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(As per my little lampshading of it in re how the IN, back in its wet navy days, are exactly the sort of people who would look at an accessible source of [rare, costly, and difficult] spinmetal and say, well, this would be just the thing to make fast battleships out of, wouldn't it? Or their citadel armor, anyway, but it was still probably worth a good five knots.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 10:32 AM
It's amazing how much difference choosing good materials makes in terms of damage tolerance even when enemy fire doesn't just donk off harmlessly.
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(The sheer amount of pounding USS America took, even unmanned, before going down... The older, much smaller Oriskany took a heck of a beating too.)
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I'd be very curious to see what happens when they SINKEX a Tico. They have SINKEX'd a Spruance or two and those soaked up a shocking amount of ordnance too.
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In-verse, I'd expect that the IN doing similar things translates to "OK, so that shot went in one side and out the other, which is what we expect when a cruiser takes a hit from a battleship gun... but they're still fighting!"
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(As for damage tolerance of the newer ships, we know that a 2500-pound shaped charge is not enough to sink a Burke with a half-awake DC crew. Lessons were learned and applied to the later hulls, too. There are visible changes on the Flight IIa Burkes in the affected areas.)
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Design for survivability, aye. Distributed power, lots of isolation systems, plenty of emphasis on "what will this be like when we have to DC it?"...
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 10:39 AM
I expect that the RN applied similar lessons to the design of the Type 45 and Type 26 and QE-class CVs: I think everyone was a bit shocked by the demonstrated fragility of the Type 42. I know that's discussed a fair bit in joint-ops circles, and it has nothing to do with RN DC training, which is even better than USN DC.
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...somewhere in the Bay of Alatia is a very, very large collection of exploded, burnt, and sunk test models for the benefit of would-be naval designers of the future...
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 10:39 AM
Hah, yeah, I'd think!
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And the advantage for starships is that wrecked hulks are easier to study than sunken ones.
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Part of my mental notes on the Invincible-class is that the spinmetal citadel armor isn't usually the outermost layer, so I have a mental picture of Invincible and Skybreaker returning from their first major battle all shot up - which in their case, translates to lots of big, jagged holes all over the ship, with bright, shiny, looking-like-it-just-left-the-foundry metal visible through them.
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Also, I suspect, more than a few irritable notes to BuShips suggesting more cork tiles for the inner surface of said citadel armor.
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cork tiles for...? Sound insulation?
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Yep.
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0111narwhalz 11/15/2021 10:52 AM
thing probably rings like a bell
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How much stronger than conventional armor is this?
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There are, shall we say, some very loud thonks indeed.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 10:53 AM
Internal belts weren't a terribly rare design here, so yeah, that makes sense.
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Also cork floats really well - this makes it possible filler for a torpedo defense system
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IIRC, FS Richelieu actually did that.
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Yield strength up in the aramid-varietal range, couple of thousand MPa. So about an order of magnitude improvement over then-current quality armor.
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(Bearing in mind, though, that the stuff was rare, expensive, and an utter bastard to work - being a nanocomposite in an age that did not have that technology - so while the four Invincible-class fast battleships were pretty much the "Surprise, motherfucker!" of individual engagements, they weren't war-winners.)
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So not entirely invulnerable to battleship fire, but close enough as to make little difference in an engagement? (edited)
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They didn't name 'em the Invincible-class for nothin'. That said, they also had enough weaknesses that captains were routinely reminded not to interpret the name literally. A nigh-impenetrable citadel won't stop you from sinking if you take enough damage elsewhere... and in order to function as a ship, it has to have intentional penetrations.
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And, of course, by the next war, the other side had responded by cramming quite unseemly amounts of nitrogens into torpedo warheads... 😁 (edited)
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Air-launched or ship-launched?
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Both. Tending towards the former, since the next one was tilted a lot more towards carriers.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:08 AM
And a nigh-impenetrable citadel doesn't stop your upper works from being shot to bits and rendering your fire control nearly worthless
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(This being the main reason that nowadays, we don't bother with heavy armor on ships: it's not so much that you can't stop a missile, as that even if you do, your radars, sonars and even optical spotting gear get chewed to ratcrap and you can't meaningfully keep fighting, even if you're still floating.)
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Were there ever, later on, entire ships made out of spinmetal (once the problems with producing and machining it were addressed)?
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Yeah. Spinmetal was a boon to superstructure armoring (weight comparable to Ti-Mg alloys), but having a more-intact superstructure doesn't help much when it's the stuff hanging off the superstructure that you need.
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In a sense (skipping over some technical details), but by the time doing that for more than small craft and the odd light attack sub was possible, we were probably into the twilight of the wet navy.
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Fair point. I presume that spinmetal was used a lot more for warships, unless there is something about it that renders it unsuitable?
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Oh, certainly. It's a very useful material to have in the library.
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On a random material thought, do we have any opinions on reverse ironclad designs?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:27 AM
Reverse ironclad? Like wood over an iron hull?
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reverse ironclad?
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Like a wooden ship with an internal armor belt?
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Ah, no, reverse in that sense, too. I'm meaning the designs in which in building a steel ship, after one's done with the major structural members, hull, and armor, one then considers that there are lots of bits of ship left that don't actually have to be steel.
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Oh...
11:29
I assume that engines would also be included in the 'must be steel' category?
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(You probably want the watertight compartmentalization to be, I suspect, but that's a long damn way from every deck and bulkhead in the ship.)
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Well... How much compartmentalization do you need here?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:31 AM
The catch with wood is that it's bulky for its strength. I suspect that had a lot to do with why that sort of thing was rare if it ever happened. That said, wooden decks persisted for a long time (though, wood over steel). Some non-load-bearing partitions are made of flame-retardant wood composites on supply ships, though. Does that count?
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Thinking here of potential advantages in terms of weight and in maintenance (not being prone to rust in sea air), also contemplating but not yet looking up some thoughts regarding behavior under stress, fragmentation, that sort of thing.
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The problem is it is hard to make wood entirely watertight. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:32 AM
On a warship, generally, if you'd bother to put in a partition, might as well make it a watertight bulkhead, hence, metal if not steel.
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Also wood splinters something awful - this was a huge generator of casualties on wooden warships.
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On civilian ships, maybe, though.
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I'm tending to assume that all bulkheads and hatches would be watertight if at all possible. (edited)
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Maybe not on like cruise ships though.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:32 AM
On warships, that's a safe assumption. Merchant ships often aren't nearly so well subdivided.
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On warships, that's a safe assumption. Merchant ships often aren't nearly so well subdivided.
Really?
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Did not know. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:33 AM
Military supply ships vary - some are built to merchant scantlings, some to naval scantlings
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Well, they are usually a lot less likely to sink in the course of normal operations.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:33 AM
This is a big chunk of why Edmund Fitzgerald sunk, for one. Or that container ship that broke in half recently.
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Would assume that ships in general would be built to be as hard to sink as possible.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:34 AM
Well, that starts to cost a fair chunk of money, as you add more of it.
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Warships can't afford not to. Merchies often can.
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IIRC that's some of the corner-cutting that skunked the Type 42 design - not as much compartmentalization as they should have had.
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It's always trade-offs. I mean, we still operate ro-ros, despite their complete lack of compartmentalization on the vehicle decks and the known-by-example severe risk factor that is.
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And even warships aren't so hard to sink that, say, both halves will float if the ship snaps in half. With sufficient compartmentalization, as well as only having hatches open when people are passing through them, that might be possible.
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...huh. And now I learn that the USN has operated a couple of ro-ro transport ships. I wonder what their compartmentalization was like, 'cause even as transports they still have to get close to harm's way. Can't imagine they'd have wanted a suicide-deck design.
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Course, boiler explosions will also mess the ship up pretty badly in that situation, and you have the problems with sealing off ventilation ducts, pipes, wiring conduits, etc.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:42 AM
I haven't been aboard one of those LMSRs, but doctrinally, they don't go anywhere near trouble without a Burke or Tico riding shotgun, and they still have Nulka and SRBOC, which most MSC ships don't.
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Would a modern carrier have sufficient reserve buoyancy to stay afloat after being cut/broken/blown in half, assuming that it's more or less in the middle?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:43 AM
Actually, a few warships have kept floating after being blown in half - several SINKEX targets, and the Japanese BB Fuso
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And for a carrier, possibly. The big problem would be topweight and stability - would it capsize?
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Apparently eliminating the threat of boiler explosions is a big chunk of why gas turbines or CODOG/CODAG is so popular now.
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Plus both diesels and gas turbines react to changes in power level much faster.
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Faster to come up from cold iron or to bend on extra power when needed.
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Would modern nuclear powered carriers have a risk of boiler explosions in such a scenario? (edited)
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Getting broken in half about amidships?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:46 AM
In theory yes, though the reactors are rather overbuilt, I think to avoid just that kind of thing.
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And the boilers too?
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:47 AM
The reactors basically are the boilers.
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There's a heat exchanger too but IIRC that's inside the containment vessel because the primary coolant loop runs through it, and that's full of tritiated water.
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And you don't want tritiated steam getting, err, anywhere in the people-box
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Actually, I'd imagine that anything carrying steam would react badly to contact with seawater; boilers, but also turbines and pipes. Unless those are all inside a watertight vessel?
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PWRs, right? So the steam generator would also be inside the (watertight?) containment.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:48 AM
Turbines not so much, but while that could get you a nasty steam leak, that's not nearly so bad as a boiler full of superheated steam going foom
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Yeah, PWRs - at least the USN/RN/FN ones are.
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Russian, not sure - they might have some BWRs still.
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But the Kirovs use PWRs (edited)
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Also, in such a scenario, onboard aircraft munitions could pose a danger...
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:50 AM
Oh yes. They learned that one the hard way.
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This is why munitions storage on the Kitty Hawk class and later was designed to be more damage-tolerant.
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(This is also why they sent the Forrestals packing quite quickly but hung onto the Kitty Hawks into the 2000s.)
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Was also thinking munitions that are already on the planes, as well as avgas... if a tank of that gets ruptured, there will probably also be fuel fires.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:52 AM
The fire aboard Forrestal had problems with both of those.
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This is also part of why they standardized on JP5 instead of JP4/JP8/Jet-A1 - higher flash point.
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(The "nucleonic boilers" of the Ulricik Bancrach-class, et. al., are BWRs, in order to make nice compact units that would fit neatly into a destroyer hull.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:53 AM
There's almost no petrol aboard modern USN warships anymore. Everything takes F76 or JP5.
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@Overmind Same reason early Russian subs used BWRs too. Need to look and see if any early US subs did, though I don't think so. (Neither did Truxtun, Bainbridge or Long Beach)
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Was also thinking munitions that are already on the planes, as well as avgas... if a tank of that gets ruptured, there will probably also be fuel fires.
For an example of that, look at the sinking of Kaga .
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/15/2021 11:59 AM
Yeah, definitely. Or Princeton.
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CVL-23, that is, not CG-59, which was damaged by a mine but repaired.
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[Though it's also worth commenting that IJN damcon was, for the most part, rather poorly planned out. Certainly nowhere near as well planned as the USN's even pre-war]
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[True, but I think you could reasonably consider a lot of the factors that contributed to Kaga's sinking the result of that poor attention to damcon planning in the design phase. Poor lass wasn't put together with that in mind.]
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oh, that's very true as well. (edited)
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But for fuel handling, the USN had the lucky stroke of having a damcon officer recognise the potential danger from fuel lines, come up with a solution, AND have that solution adopted across the fleet.
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BluejayHurricane 11/15/2021 4:18 PM
Although, to be fair, that’s absolutely one of the cases where preparedness met opportunity.
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Indeed.
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But that also goes to show a lot of the institutional differences. Even before they went whole-hog, the USN made Damcon a thing for the whole ship's company, whereas the IJN made it for specialised crew.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/16/2021 7:55 AM
I forget if it was the US or UK that pioneered the "every sailor is a firefighter" ethos.
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It's kind of a key part of training for both the USN and RN, these days.
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Pretty sure it would have been the US following the Forrestal Fire
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/17/2021 6:31 PM
I have a vague memory that the RN got serious after the sinking of the Ark Royal off Gibraltar. It was belived in the aftermath she could have been saved by better DC. (edited)
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It certainly underlined the need for aux power generators
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Gonna start calling 235-rich U “repleted uranium”.
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Would a gas giant that rains molten glass like HD 189733b be a suitable homeworld for silicon-based life? Seeing as they would exhale silicon dioxide and all.
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Morgrim Moon 11/25/2021 8:12 AM
what sort of temperatures do silicon-based lifeforms prefer? I mean, if it's raining silicon that seems like it would be too hot
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DSD [He/They] 11/25/2021 8:22 AM
Hmm. Pretty high if they're fluorosilicones, but mebbe not that high.
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So how hot is just hot enough? Venus?
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Morgrim Moon 11/25/2021 8:47 AM
there's one spec bio thing I have... somewhere in a storage crate... that suggested silicon-based life would prefer a planet like Pluto and even then may complain about summer. The logic being that most computer circuitry likes being nice and cold
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Also, exhaling silicon dioxide assumes an oxidative metabolism, which isn't necessarily the case. Silicon-based photosynthesis is a thing, after all.
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there's one spec bio thing I have... somewhere in a storage crate... that suggested silicon-based life would prefer a planet like Pluto and even then may complain about summer. The logic being that most computer circuitry likes being nice and cold
tricked a rock into thinking
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Also how do you get around this observation I found on Atomic Rockets in such a way as to keep the planet from cooling and keep silicon-life? "James Cambias notes that such life will consume carbon dioxide (and other carbon compounds) out of the air, combining it with silicon to create complex silicone compounds. Oxygen will be released but that will immediately combine with silicon to make silicon dioxide sand. The atmosphere will become depeleted in carbon dioxide. This might cool the planet off enough that fluorocarbon-sulfur life will take over the planet."
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Morgrim Moon 11/25/2021 8:52 AM
by using greenhouse gases that aren't carbon dioxide
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Or pick a world not dependent on greenhouse gases for its temperature.
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(And, in the limit, if you're using a metabolism that doesn't depend on gas exchange... well, what do you need a stinkin' atmosphere for, anyway?)
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If I were on my laptop I'd google up that one freefall comic about robots needing air for thermoregulation
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Radiators!
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Morgrim Moon 11/25/2021 9:04 AM
or liquid!
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have a subsurface ocean
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/25/2021 8:45 PM
Heck, if the temp is high enough, liquid metals?
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Though I think most metals that liquify at a low enough temperature are pretty reactive.
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Cesium is, obviously, but even gallium, mercury and lead react fairly easily. Sodium, potassium and rubidium are even worse.
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Well, not worse than cesium
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Liquid sodium is used as a coolant in some spacecraft designs...
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0111narwhalz 11/25/2021 9:47 PM
Biology tends to use that reactivity.
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For species that can merge together like the Codramaju, what's stopping them from staying fused and maintaining large sizes all the time besides needing to operate smaller technological devices? (edited)
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Cost/benefit between many smaller bodies versus fewer larger bodies?
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Strategic Coffee Stockpile That is just glorious.
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Inspired loosely by the Canadians and their maple syrup reserve.
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BluejayHurricane 12/03/2021 1:14 PM
I'm now slightly worried that the US doesn't have one of these. Or does it? Let me look.
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The US doesn't appear to, but the Swiss either have or had until recently a stockpile. Because of course they do.
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Heh. Bet they have a chocolate stockpile too.
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You might want to give the Facebook page a more searchable name
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I hope to get it a proper URL and then link it from the various usual places.
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Inspired loosely by the Canadians and their maple syrup reserve.
I wonder if anyone's pulled off a heist similar to the one perpetrated against the Canadian strategic maple syrup reserve? Probably not recently, but how long ago was the strategic coffee esklav stockpile founded?
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the minute when they could somewhat economically reach that moon
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This one? It’s located in the middle of a star-system-sized naval base. Someone acts suspiciously around the ISBR? angry battleship noises
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(Now, back in old wet navy days, a skilled band of subthieves… may have made some less than official requisitions.)
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avatar of war booting up just in case to protect the universe from cranky navy
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"COFFEEEEEEEE"
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dreadnought sized dewar tanker full of pre-brewed coffee being dispatched from secret holdouts
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((“IOU three sacks Lamaran Deeps-roast and a bag of brown sugar. Signed, HDMS Moray, Mo’ Torpedoes .))
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"this transport of 50megatons of coffee was requisitioned by the navy on the grounds of disaster relief"
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“When you’re sailing on by / And your keel hits the sky / That’s the Moray.”
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ah, the "It was buried under the parade ground when we got here, sir"
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is there any good place to start with the the associated worlds?
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Sweetie BOT 12/06/2021 9:18 PM
Check your Private Messages for my reply!
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is there any good place to start with the the associated worlds?
go to the blog and click on any link that catches your fancy?
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The Core War
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ill try that
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Watching Hogfather as we do here on the run-up to Christmas, complete with lovingly rendered imagery of Great A’Tuin swimming through space, Discworld on his back.
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And am imagining showing that to a bunch of Mythologae Immanentization Initiative scientists and ecopoesis engineers gathered for a Darkest Night party, once a few rounds of drinks have been had.
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“Guys, no!”
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“SCIENCE YES!”
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2021 1:47 AM
Oh, so that's the explanation!
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"stand back we're doing SCIENCE!"
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/08/2021 7:40 AM
when you said porn-free, you mean there's no porn set in the AW, or that in-verse, porn is no longer a thing?
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(The former I knew about and it's better for it by and large, IMHO; the latter would genuinely surprise me) (edited)
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The latter. (Although thinking specifically about the Empire, rather than the Worlds as a whole.) But! What it does have is erotica . It has lots of that.
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Pretentious much?
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(This is a rather fine distinction, but a very important one. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/evolution-the-self/201104/what-distinguishes-erotica-pornography , basically.)
Gazing or leering? An examination of the erotic versus pornographic.
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I’m a furry writer, I’m quite familiar with the distinction
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That was an expansion, not a reply to you.
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Now, for the latter, they might quote Manchester Gods at you: "Ah, 'pretentious', a lovely word. A verbal tic of the dull and slovenly, a whip to lash those who have ideas above their station. I don't have much time for people being stuck at their stations."
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/08/2021 9:12 AM
Oh, I see, given that distinction, it makes sense that in general that's the way a culture like the Empire would lean.
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Yeah. Most of Earth-porn would fall into the category of cacophilia, a cause of spiritual entropy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2021 12:00 PM
So will the Moral Guardians go after you for making non-"tasteful" nudes that aren't part of a larger work?
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Ain’t no moral guardians when the majority culture is in agreement on the point. You can pick up the clue from that patented look of [pity|contempt] otherwise reserved for employees, scatologists, taxophiles, and people who don’t return shopping carts.
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Damn, sex is banned in the Empire of the Star, literally 1984 /s
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2021 12:49 PM
Yep, that's pretty alien alright
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One may also bear in mind that the themes of a lot of Earthporn are less about sex per se , and more about deeply creepy-ass monkey domination fantasies.
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There, they like their sex with a side-order of mutual pleasure and a garnish of psychological health.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2021 12:57 PM
80% of furry content is right out 😂
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Seeing as how the vast vast majority of RL smut that is out there cannot directly cater to the physical, it's no real surprise that what IS out there instead caters to various emotional desires of one type or another as an addition, if not a primary focus. <edits_for_clarity> (edited)
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Seeing as how the vast vast majority of RL smut that is out there cannot directly cater to the physical, it's no real surprise that what IS out there instead caters to various emotional desires of one type or another as an addition, if not a primary focus. <edits_for_clarity> (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 12/08/2021 1:16 PM
I suppose when you already live in a world of muscular supermodels, raw physical smut loses its luster
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instead of smut they have romance novels
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/08/2021 1:28 PM
Most of our weirdnesses are based around either particular physical features, reproduction itself, or various domination or domination-analog related fantasies. I can easily buy that they'd have less of all of those.
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Since they don't make babies the old way, that's out and I'd expect it would take a lot of the satellite kinks with it - maiesiophilia, lactation, oviposition, that kind of thing.
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(And acting those out in VR with an enthusiastically consenting partner moves it back into erotica, I'd think)
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Ain’t no moral guardians when the majority culture is in agreement on the point. You can pick up the clue from that patented look of [pity|contempt] otherwise reserved for employees, scatologists, taxophiles, and people who don’t return shopping carts.
So the majority are moral guardians
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Always are.
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Seeing as how the vast vast majority of RL smut that is out there cannot directly cater to the physical, it's no real surprise that what IS out there instead caters to various emotional desires of one type or another as an addition, if not a primary focus. <edits_for_clarity> (edited)
Indeed. But - especially among those who practice virtue ethics - there is the question of which desires one ought to promote. However true "you are what you eat" may be, "you are what you read" is at least as true, if not truer. Now there is this trope: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GoodPeopleHaveGoodSex And there, there are people (and deities) very interested in promoting Good People, and there are people (and deities) very interested in promoting Good Sex. So it should not surprise anyone to learn that they produce a lot of media about Good People Having Good Sex. Even that thing with the feather and the invisible tentacles.
The Good People Have Good Sex trope as used in popular culture. Main characters and other positive characters always have healthy sex lives. They might go …
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(On another note, Earthporn tends to get tied up with elements of taboo and transgressiveness due to being tied up with and/or in reaction to societies and religions which have gone heavily for the Sex Is Evil trope, which has also pushed it in many ways into the unhealthy Sex Is Evil And I Am Horny version. For comparison, as I said way back in a post somewhere, there are nine of the 72 eikones who have something to say about sex, and eight of them are explicitly for it.)
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So the majority are moral guardians
Traditional moral guardians are out there being all activist about these things and calling for their bannination, not just being sniffy about your habits and declining to sleep with you.
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Anyway! On another note, concept: quantum torpedoes . Whose name actually means something, because they are the smallest individual torpedoes - or at least warheads - possible. Tiny nanoscale torpedoes with molecule-sized warheads that the blue goo uses to fight the gray goo, specifically. It doesn't take much of a warhead to blow a hole in a nanite, after all. At least as long as you're comfortable being all metaphorical about it.
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Drive systems?
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Depends on the operating environment; probably tiny flagellae or molecular rotors for the bigger ones. Smaller ones, proteinaceously.
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Aircraft carrier with an enclosed flight deck that's actually a giant coilgun. Serves as both launch catapult and landing decelerator.
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BluejayHurricane 12/12/2021 3:01 PM
Interior flight decks have been thought of before, but the inevitable accidents would have been really really bad. If you’ve got a perfect autoland, it becomes less hazardous, but there’s still a lot that can go wrong with that.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/12/2021 4:18 PM
In space I'd think it'd make a lot more sense.
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At sea, yeah, I see why not.
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It would get a little harder to accidentally the side or top of the deck while being gripped by powerful magnets.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/13/2021 8:00 AM
And it's also a lot easier to not prang anything up when both the carrier and auxiliary craft can coordinate and predict each other's motions without any pesky wind and sea to frak things up in unpredictable ways. I'd think that in space, it's pretty much the way design would gravitate.
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Especially since it'd be really useful to wrap those auxiliary craft in armor when they're aboard, rather than having them exposed on the surface where a laser strike that's not much threat to the carrier could still turn them to slag or at least barbecue their electronics
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Small kinetics would pose a similar threat but the carrier's kinetic barriers could see to that well enough, even if the auxiliary craft don't have their own deflectors.
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2021 8:13 AM
setting thought of the evening: with greater power, comes greater ability to screw up in memorable and hilarious ways. I'm sure there are some epic screw ups in the Empire, caused by not understanding the full and total consequences of ones actions. (and for these purposes, I'm only counting the embarrassing-but-fixable where there may be a material or temporary injury cost, but the main penalty is to ones' pride) These musings brought to you by a thread in my city's subreddit, where someone asks some sideways questions about "who do you call if you get yourself stuck somewhere" and after some prodding admits he's managed to glue his bum to the table he was building and can't fit out the door to get help
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 10:08 AM
Apropos of nothing in particular, I just saw a "Caliene Sargas" in FF14. (An Elezen, of course)
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...what, by name!?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 11:05 AM
Yeah
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Uh. Huh.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 11:13 AM
Might be a coincidence, but if I see 'em again I'll ask.
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 11:17 AM
there goes the hypothesis that it was Cerebrate 😛
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....oh, right, it's an MMO. So not an NPC, then.
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(Slight disappointment.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 11:18 AM
No, alas, a player. An NPC version would have been a bit more of an issue, unless I miss my guess
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 11:19 AM
I hope that player is DPS
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 11:19 AM
She had a spear, so, Dragoon. Which is DPS, but in FFXIV you can switch classes on the fly and be many things.
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Machinist might be more appropriate - blowing stuff up 🙂
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No, alas, a player. An NPC version would have been a bit more of an issue, unless I miss my guess
Legally, not so much. You can't copyright names, which is why Serious Authors, or rather Serious Publishers With Money, tend to trademark all the most distinctive naming bits from their series. Also, I would be so the pot in this kettle scenario, although I try to only steal part-names and then hack 'em about some, in the finest tradition of "Oh God It's 4 AM What Is This Character Called?"
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DSD [He/They] 12/18/2021 11:25 AM
My subconscious seems to steal names without my realising it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 11:25 AM
Oh, that makes sense. I knew there were some grey areas there, but wasn't sure where exactly.
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More like "can nick a name, but not the character"
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Always a problem with reading a lot. Names and more, even - every time I think I have something original, my brain fills with a crawling sensation of "oh god did I read this somewhere and forget the source".
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DSD [He/They] 12/18/2021 11:28 AM
If I had a penny for every time I've seen a name as an offhanded reference in a wiki, forgot about it, named something after it, then actually watched the episode in question, I'd have two pennies. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.
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Meanwhile, last night in the course of uneasy sleep and after some playing around with Hearts of Iron IV, my brain decided to take time to expand on that wacky "Empire of the Star [and Stripes]" alt-history from back in September, including the western theater. (Starts here: https://discord.com/channels/379850656191741952/379850656644595715/892896563469385788 for those who don't recall.) Spoiler: it turns out to be a total clusterfuck.
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On the good side, in this ATL they enter the war earlier, due to a combination of two factors: First, very strong opinions on allies, if the US-UK relationship can be translated into an ES-UK relationship in this scenario; and Second, the primary antagonists are Nazis , who they hate pretty much absolutely and in every way possible. Of course, the secondary proantagonists are the Soviets, who they also hate pretty much absolutely and in every way possible, so we can kiss goodbye to that particular alliance.
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Very sketchy and undeveloped speculation: while entering the war earlier, the Empire prefers to fight with a massive advantage, and so contents itself with assassinations, sabotage, and assistance to its allies until such time as the events of OTL's '41 happen. Pearl Harbor, kicking off the Pacific War, and Nazi Germany's ill-advised opening of the Eastern Front. If the latter still happens first (and possibly anyway), the Admiralty examines that old military maxim pointing out that when your enemies are fighting each other is a great time to jump 'em, especially when you've had time to build up a massive military advantage, and launches their invasion of Western Europe. (edited)
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If they have nuclear weapons by this point, they're used on Berlin and Moscow, on the grounds that authoritarian regimes with highly centralized command structures are made for decapitation strikes. If not, they have to content themselves with the conventional kind. Either way, Nazi Germany is fucked, caught out of position and right between the hammer and the anvil. The Western Front is a big fuckin' steamroller that doesn't stop until it runs right into the Eastern Front. (It doesn't stop then, either.)
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Expecting to be entirely too busy absorbing their new Pacific holdings (according to the principle of "we conquer you, we get your stuff", they expect to add to the Philippines assorted miscellaneous islands, Korea, and Taiwan, as pre-war possessions of Imperial Japan; probably not Manchukuo, though, converting which from former colonies to peer constituent nations is expected to be a multi-decadal clusterfuck), they lean on the UK to absorb France (given how big a mess they made of things, and, hey, historical claim!) and Germany (given, well, yeah) in the aftermath.
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And meanwhile the War in the East grinds on, and on, and on... (Haven't figured out an end to that one, yet.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 12:26 PM
what was at the time the last portion of the Dutch East Indies (and later became Indonesia) was already agitating for independence before Japan came visiting, so I'm not sure if that would end up "okay, you get to have a go them" or if it'd get handed over to Australia. ...granted the latter would also result in independence with a period of "we'll keep things ticking over while you get yourself sorted", except I reckon it'd end up as two-to-three different nations instead of one. And PNG would definitely get west papua.
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when East Timor became a nation they basically got loaned a portion of the aussie army, which indonesia made lots of complainy noises about (because a large chunk of the reason was so the indonesian army stayed away). But also because it meant some insanely high percentage of the aussie army engineers got loaned too for all their 'trying to sort out our new power and water grid' chaos
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When it comes to decolonization in general, the Imperial position is not exactly Wilson's; they'd probably press for letting go anyone who really wants to leave and has serious cause to feel oppressed, but aren't likely to push the "because this is good per se" line . Not least because they just annexed a decent chunk of the hemisphere.
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 12:34 PM
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and admittedly it would solve the "what do we do with the dutch navy" problem
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(To an extent, this is using their own colonial model which involves offering independence after a sufficient period of time. Which period of time is spent drowning people in respect, infrastructure, and economic opportunity.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 12:38 PM
(the dutch navy that was in europe didn't fair well when the nazis invaded. The dutch navy that was in indonesia was cut off and getting hammered by japan. So what happened was they fell in with the aussie navy, made an orderly retreat to australia, and some very pragmatic admirals just unofficially folded them into the aussie navy under the logic of "look, we'll sort it all out after we've won!" Not all of the dutch navy chose to go 'home' after the war was over)
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(ha! I must look this up.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 12:40 PM
I mean, iirc all the surviving vessels were offered back. But some of the sailors whose contracts had expired during the war asked if they could stay and were allowed to do so
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 12:51 PM
there was also the fun of the naval units going after the supply chains of the japanese navy. A mixture of USA, aussie, kiwi and dutch sailors and vessels all under the loose command of a british commodore (I think?), who were pretty much figuring things out for themselves because the closest military HQ was australia's and that was still on the opposite side of a continent. I get the impression everyone's military command sort of looked at the mess and went "well, we're extremely busy elsewhere and you seem to be doing surprisingly okay, so we're going to hope this works out"
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And meanwhile the War in the East grinds on, and on, and on... (Haven't figured out an end to that one, yet.)
Operation Unthinkable was called that for a reason, you know.
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I think they would have thunk it anyway. (Especially since in this ATL, the Soviet Union would have been in much worse shape, in the absence of Lend-Lease supplies.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 1:06 PM
I just had the silly impractical thought of "come from the east, sneak in to Siberia, nab a gulag full of people who don't like how things are going and help them set up a mini nation. See how long it takes for soviet leadership to remember there are useful things on BOTH sides of the Urals". Yes I know this is wildly impractical, but 3am brain finds it funny
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:09 PM
Well it's 3pm over here
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And meanwhile the War in the East grinds on, and on, and on... (Haven't figured out an end to that one, yet.)
BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:09 PM
This sounds like a recipe for a decades-long quagmire and overextension to me
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If there's anything Russians do best, it's repelling land invasions of their homeland
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Coming from both directions once the Pacific settles down (and doing things like that, even, because a patchwork of mini-states is certainly better than the alternative) seems pretty likely to me. Another consideration I haven't considered yet is how likely the non-Great-Russian bits of the USSR are likely to stick with it if the leadership is decapitated, vis-a-vis "separate peace plz?"
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This sounds like a recipe for a decades-long quagmire and overextension to me
It does. That's part of why I haven't figured out a good end-state yet.
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 1:12 PM
it's plausible that, considering the actual cultural lines, Mongolia may get a bit bigger. Parts of Europe eye them with concern.
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From their perspective (and given all the other troubles they've taken on), just finding a way to break it up into its constituent pieces and/or - but preferably and - depose the Bolsheviks would probably be satisfactory.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:17 PM
I don't think it's likely that core Russia will actually split
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Not thinking of splitting core Russia, just splitting away the other SSRs.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:17 PM
But the rest of the would've-been-WarPact and the Central Asian countries will probably be willing to depart
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And while the successor regime in Russia is unlikely to be good , you'd have to work real hard to be worse .
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:18 PM
I still don't get what "ESaS" actually is, anyway. Do the eldrae replace the original human Americans or...?
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I haven't really defined a divergence point very well. Could be that, via some sort of wacky ISOT scenario, Alien Space Bats, or just an alternate autochthonous American culture that happens to share their psychology.
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Some sort of Wakanda-esque meteorite landed in the headwaters of the Mississippi way back when, maybe, causing strange mutations .
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:22 PM
Hear me out: It was the fault of a Renegade like Vinav who wasn't stopped in time (edited)
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(But, as is usual in alt-hist, it's only there to provide a thinly disguised justification for playing with consequences and ignoring the many other ways history would have gone cray-cray.)
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Morgrim Moon 12/18/2021 1:24 PM
if the Renegade does it via "get in at the school level, yank the culture sane(r)" instead of overwriting volition, I think the Empire just facepalms repeatedly
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/18/2021 1:25 PM
I mean, culture is only going to do so much with the Asshole Plains Ape v.1.0 OS (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/18/2021 1:28 PM
And the bugs baked into our hardware and the ugly workarounds we use for them...
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(To an extent, this is using their own colonial model which involves offering independence after a sufficient period of time. Which period of time is spent drowning people in respect, infrastructure, and economic opportunity.) (edited)
Arguably that’s what the US tried to do to the Philippines after the Spanish-American War. After decades of guerrilla warfare
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Tried briefly but then started ignoring them again in favor of their new shinies, as I understand it. Which, well, fail.
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And meanwhile the War in the East grinds on, and on, and on... (Haven't figured out an end to that one, yet.)
Would it, though? IIRC American lend-lease trucks were necessary to get Soviet tank and aircraft production running at the level that it did.
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And a lot of other materiel was sent to the USSR too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease#US_deliveries_to_the_Soviet_Union The United States delivered to the Soviet Union from October 1, 1941, to May 31, 1945 the following: 427,284 trucks, 13,303 combat vehicles, 35,170 motorcycles, 2,328 ordnance service vehicles, 2,670,371 tons of petroleum products (gasoline and oil) or 57.8 percent of the high-octane aviation fuel,[32] 4,478,116 tons of foodstuffs (canned meats, sugar, flour, salt, etc.), 1,911 steam locomotives, 66 diesel locomotives, 9,920 flat cars, 1,000 dump cars, 120 tank cars, and 35 heavy machinery cars. Provided ordnance goods (ammunition, artillery shells, mines, assorted explosives) amounted to 53 percent of total domestic consumption.[32] One item typical of many was a tire plant that was lifted bodily from the Ford Company's River Rouge Plant and transferred to the USSR. The 1947 money value of the supplies and services amounted to about $11 billion.[63]
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Considering this and other thoughts above, my revision is that due to lack of supplies, the collision of the invasion with the Eastern Front happens when it is still quite... east. The ensuring truce on the grounds that both sides are exhausted and would like to wait before coming back later for another go de facto results in "liberating" the Warsaw Pact countries, Baltics, Byelorussia, Moldavia, and the Ukraine, but no more. The Somewhat Warmer War begins, with a further-east Marshall Plan in order to shamelessly bribe encourage their new puppet friendly governments to keep dancing remain friendly.
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(For an even more alternative timeline, ExSec were on the ball in Europe, and at some point in mid 1934 the leadership of the National Socialist party all died unexpectedly in a tragic, highly embarrassing, and entirely unexpected wurst accident - the sort of highly embarrassing that leads to a lot of people being "Who? Them? Never heard of them. I was in Austria at the time. With Stefan." Subsequently, someone saner takes power, and Mussolini is rendered less effectual by an unexpected anonymous gift of six tons of salami. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. Only in Italian. Somewhere an ExSec director steeples his fingers. All according to selathan . [Translator's note: selathan means plan.])
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ah. so someone's bomb plan was actually well executed, for multiple meanings.
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Ah, yes, "bomb".
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Or possibly something memetic, like "and then the French ambassador's wife opened the door, and there they all were, dead, naked, and covered in suspiciously employed sausages. Sacre bleu! wasn't the half of it."
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Obvious assassinations risk creating martyrs, after all. Evidence of dubious and eventually fatal orgiastic wurst use, on the other hand, creates laughing stocks, and one thing that a regime can't survive is people not being able to take it seriously. (edited)
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(Or other variant. Some plan, however, that means the next three generations won't be able to think of a Nazi - or, in this case, a sausage - without snickering.)
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Or possibly something memetic, like "and then the French ambassador's wife opened the door, and there they all were, dead, naked, and covered in suspiciously employed sausages. Sacre bleu! wasn't the half of it."
you are the wurst
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As someone interested in alien species that live on stars like Dragon's Egg's Cheela or the Orion's Arm's Hildemar's Knots, I have several questions, such as do the Seb!nt!at have a definite form or are they just amorphous blobs? And do you think that nuclear pasta would make for suitable building blocks for life on neutron stars? Also, how do seb!nt!at ships as mentioned in Trope-a-Day: Eldritch Starship work exactly? I just can't imagine a ship made from stellar matter surviving outside of its host star.
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Meanwhile, last night in the course of uneasy sleep and after some playing around with Hearts of Iron IV, my brain decided to take time to expand on that wacky "Empire of the Star [and Stripes]" alt-history from back in September, including the western theater. (Starts here: https://discord.com/channels/379850656191741952/379850656644595715/892896563469385788 for those who don't recall.) Spoiler: it turns out to be a total clusterfuck.
I was inspired
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The United Sophonts of America
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SFnal word of the day (not mine): "procrustics". The dark art of enforcing conformity.
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2021 3:27 PM
oh I thought it was the study of keeping the crusts on your bread
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Could have been the study of bed sizing.
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the art of trying to sound professional pro-coustics
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Merry Die Hardmas, one and all still celebrating!
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/25/2021 9:48 PM
There's only 11 minutes of Christmas left where I'm at
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Morgrim Moon 12/25/2021 10:58 PM
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Merry Die Hardmas, one and all still celebrating!
merry hardbass!
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Random canon declaration: carbonated synthdrinks sold in the Empire generally use Codd-neck bottles to retain pressure.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/27/2021 12:42 AM
That seems about their style, to be sure - all recyclable, no waste, and a fair bit of art and skill involved
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Codd-neck?
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Ah...
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Looks like the Vonnies are about to start a downward spiral of doom if the Empire doesn’t intercede…
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If the Republic permitted Imperial starcorporates to own things there, they could probably buy out and save the Shell. But nothing will save the Core except renouncing great power competition and the ideologies that prompt it.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/31/2021 7:07 AM
I would assume that the EotS would prefer the Republic to peacefully fracture and like a diamond cutter they have been studying the situation so will know just how to hit it when the moment is right.
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And then have been watching with deepest facepalm as the situation drops a sledgehammer at a random angle.
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Looks like the Vonnies are about to start a downward spiral of doom if the Empire doesn’t intercede…
Oh, they've been on a downward spiral for a long time at this point. The economic stresses of the Core War just steepened the slope.
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Happy 2022, one and all. May your prosperity be increased and your dumpsters extinguished!
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/31/2021 11:58 PM
hums Counting Crows' "Long December"
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And to you. Is it that they cannot imagine all kalatri not being One Peaceful Unity, or that something PRH-scale bad would inevitably happen if they didn't have the Shell sending remittances to the Core?
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BluejayHurricane 01/01/2022 12:02 AM
If the republic is doing conventional “empire” stuff, which seems likely, economic meltdown and destruction of the overarching government seems the most probable consequence. (edited)
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Cutting off the exterior flows into the core of an empire has very rarely done good things, and has often been fairly lethal in the short-to-medium term.
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Well, y'know, the Core has one of those lovely, enlightened economies in which the accumulation of wealth is no longer an incentive, people don't use money any more, everyone can just post-scarcity their way to whatever they need, and works selflessly to better the whole of sophontkind, etc., etc. Naturally, someone's got to pay for it.
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(That someone is the Shell colonies, who obviously can't have this freedom from the Gods of the Copybook Headings until they have developed to that stage, just like the Core has, but they will have it eventually . Until then, the Core will generously provide them with defense, sound governance, and various other services... in exchange for certain considerations.)
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BluejayHurricane 01/01/2022 12:14 AM
A Ponzi scheme limited by the square cube law? How amusing, in a thoroughly horrible way.
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To be fair to them, this is not what the idealists behind the whole system actually wanted, but things have a habit of not working out quite as planned. And now, of course, the ones who actually understand that they have a serious problem are also the ones who understand that they're riding a tiger but can't quite figure out how to get off.
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And they're lacking both a San Martin and a Silesia to try and bail them out.
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(Of course, over in the Empire, an average five-year-old with a paperback copy of Clionomics for the Intellectually Challenged could have told 'em how this one would play out, but insofar as the Republic has a science of clionomics, it's caught a nasty case of dialectic and isn't quite as empirical as it ought to be.)
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Yeah. It's not the same as the PRH case, because the Council of the Republic way back when didn't go into this with the same sort of overt political intentions as the Legislaturalists. And even right now the CotR wouldn't consider anything even slightly like the DuQuesne Plan to solve their financial woes; the idealists are still in charge.
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[and quite possibly a few of the saner economists who point out that A) looting other economies is a net-negative prospect and B) destablizing the local political neighborhood might cause the bigger players to decide that a little freedom is in order]
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(They may talk themselves with lots of elaborate theory into exploiting the heck out of the Shell colonies while believing that they're being perfectly reasonable the whole time, but they do still believe that. This will probably change as the situation continues to deteriorate, but they've got a long way to sink before they reach Legislaturalist levels, let alone Committee of Public Safety ones. At the moment, they're still a polity that "kalatri Picard" can feel good about serving [unless he goes digging in a lot of areas he has no reason to dig into].)
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2022 12:31 AM
at least their neighbours will have had some practice integrating worlds full of disgruntled former-Republic peoples, post Core War
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it's always nice to have had a chance to field test your theories well before the big day
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I think that was the thinking behind the coalition pushing for the chunk of annexation they did. Wanted to bite some off under controlled conditions and practice digestion.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
I would assume that the EotS would prefer the Republic to peacefully fracture and like a diamond cutter they have been studying the situation so will know just how to hit it when the moment is right.
Precisely what ICE SHADOW is, that.
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And to you. Is it that they cannot imagine all kalatri not being One Peaceful Unity, or that something PRH-scale bad would inevitably happen if they didn't have the Shell sending remittances to the Core?
The former, too, of course. Which, given which bits are likely to split off, can be lightly seasoned with a dose of You Ungrateful Bastards, and is in any case flavored with Obviously Everyone Should Join The Republic In The End, Because We're A Super-Enlightened End-Stage Society.
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…so. Um. How radically mutated would kalatri culture have to be before a splinter polity full of kalatri could ask and get accession to the Empire of the Star?
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2022 1:12 AM
there's already some kalatri individuals and small settlements in the Associated Worlds. I think joining the Worlds may be a nice first step, there's a bit more flexibility there.
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So, the Council of the Republic, they’re clear on all this? They have looked up and gotten a good laser ranging reading on how deep the pit is?
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Because these are the people who thought leaving their star gates to the Propulsion Group was a good idea.
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Because these are the people who thought leaving their star gates to the Propulsion Group was a good idea.
I'm not sure it was so much 'a good idea' as 'the only idea'.
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When your only available weylforge is an enigmatic precursor artifact, you have to make some dubious decisions to have an interstellar polity at all.
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That is an interesting question. The Thing Which Is Definitely Not Going To Eat Them All doesn't seem to be in their home system. So did they get there the old-fashioned way sublight, or is there some backstory that I can look forward to in the next anthology?
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So, the Council of the Republic, they’re clear on all this? They have looked up and gotten a good laser ranging reading on how deep the pit is?
Oh, gods, no. I'm giving you the authorial omniscient point of view. At the moment, they know have a crisis that they have to ride out, but they have no idea where things are going to end up. (And technically their nth-generation successors, but yes.)
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(They may talk themselves with lots of elaborate theory into exploiting the heck out of the Shell colonies while believing that they're being perfectly reasonable the whole time, but they do still believe that. This will probably change as the situation continues to deteriorate, but they've got a long way to sink before they reach Legislaturalist levels, let alone Committee of Public Safety ones. At the moment, they're still a polity that "kalatri Picard" can feel good about serving [unless he goes digging in a lot of areas he has no reason to dig into].)
So, uh, are we ever going to meet this hypothetical Kalatri Picard?
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Morgrim Moon 01/01/2022 11:57 AM
possibly he's retired to a tea plantation on a freesoil world after having helped the hypothetical Data escape being memory-wiped as a "non-sapient being"
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2022 12:18 PM
That said, the Empire seems a more interesting neighbor than either of the empires (by name) bordering the Federation. Which makes me think the average Vonnie citizen is either less informed in toto or has a much more skewed view of their neighbors than the average Federation citizen has of the Cardassians, Klingons or Romulans.
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Or both, of course.
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in regards to the federation, i always wonder how little non-human crew seems to be on starfleet vessels. like, theres a lot of member nations and humanity was a fair bit behind when the federation was founded...
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2022 12:46 PM
Well, the Andorians, Tellarites and Vulcans used to maintain their own fleets.
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I think somewhere in there, the humans took the lead on shipbuilding as updates became necessary. But I'm not 100% sure why that led to starfleet being majority (or at least plurality) human.
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I think that at one point it was mentioned that having an internal climate that was at least tolerable for everyone aboard was an issue...
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Something about (I think) Vulcans and Andorians fighting over the thermostat, was it?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2022 12:48 PM
Fair - that was brought up with Spock, for example.
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It might actually go beyond pure comfort, where temps comfortable for Andorians are actually courting hypothermia for Vulcans, etc.
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Well, with long-term exposure.
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Saner folks would solve that in different ways, of course - biohacking, regions optimized for one of the other aboard ship/station, simple uniform modifications...
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I mean, too cold at least can be dealt with at least in part by their clothing and uniforms, but that's not necessarily something that one would want to have to do.
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Also, personal quarters could probably be set to whatever climate and atmosphere one desires, and on a ship that size, even if every crew member doesn't have their own individual quarters (the officers definitely would), different crew areas could be set to (for instance) different temperatures.
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in regards to the federation, i always wonder how little non-human crew seems to be on starfleet vessels. like, theres a lot of member nations and humanity was a fair bit behind when the federation was founded...
Actors with makeup allergies
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2022 1:00 PM
In the Doylist sense, of course. I'm curious what the in-verse duct-tape over that is, though.
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The animated Star Treks have somewhat more diverse crews
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/01/2022 1:01 PM
I do recall the Caitians from TAS now that you mention it.
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yeah, TAS had more variety
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as a catgirl was as expensive to do as a human
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or a weird tentacle monster for that
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Horta captain when?
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There's an opinion that when UFP formed, Earth federalized Starfleet wholesale, unlike other members who put only some ships from home fleet, that caused traditions and stuff.
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Horta captain when?
how do you think starfleet comps are so capable if allowed to?
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2022 5:32 AM
My wife has her home office in the basement and mine is on the top floor of the house, so rather than shouting up and down, we’ve trained Lydia to carry messages between us. The latest just came through: “Wine tonight?” That’ll be a yes! Isn’t she a good girl.
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office bandal in action
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that bitch (edited)
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...why have I not previously considered the application of tractor beams to jet engines?
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BEHOLD MINE TUBE WHICH SUCKS AND HAS NO INCONVENIENT SIDE EFFECTS
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/02/2022 11:52 PM
So that's where the word repulsorlift comes from (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/03/2022 8:51 AM
Hmm. At that point it'd come down to the relative efficiencies of vector-control jets versus thermal jets, I suppose.
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I'd assume most jets in Imperial use would be either electrothermal or nuclear-thermal anyway, unless combustible fuels hold some edge-case advantages
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Microwave air until plasma, scramjet effect for intake, vector-control for containment and initial thrust? (edited)
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What would the closest minecraft analog for Imperials look like? Would it lean more towards the creative mode or survival mode aspects, or would it have some of both, or would those be separate games?
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i suspect theres a pareto surface of building-survival games that are equidistant from minecraft in phase space
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cosmogami: the art of folding space
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What would the closest minecraft analog for Imperials look like? Would it lean more towards the creative mode or survival mode aspects, or would it have some of both, or would those be separate games?
Hrm. Imperials playing Minecraft would probably look like SciCraft
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I've suspected that the Imperial equivalent to Subnautica would be on a planet with a non-oxy atmosphere and biochemically incompatible native life.
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And realistic depiction of the bends.
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contemplates the Imperial equivalent to Dwarf Fortress
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oh no
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contemplates the Imperial equivalent to Dwarf Fortress
Oh dear gods no
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Oh, but yes.
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Oh, but yes.
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So long as Imperial codewrights have reliable means of preventing accidental sentience excursions in simulated agents, it should be okay.
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Wasn’t there an MMO villain who escaped and took over a realspace planet?
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Ah, Lord Blackfall.
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I would love to see more of Lord Blackfall cutting his little fief in Voniensa Republic's Shell (edited)
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The Eternal Kameqan Empire would be looking for prospects to expand, this is true. Think the astrography is against them, though.
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As someone interested in alien species that live on stars like Dragon's Egg's Cheela or the Orion's Arm's Hildemar's Knots, I have several questions, such as do the Seb!nt!at have a definite form or are they just amorphous blobs? And do you think that nuclear pasta would make for suitable building blocks for life on neutron stars? Also, how do seb!nt!at ships as mentioned in Trope-a-Day: Eldritch Starship work exactly? I just can't imagine a ship made from stellar matter surviving outside of its host star.
Sorry, missed this back in the day. The seb!nt!at do have a definite form, although fuzzy around the edges; they look "spidery", a central blob of bright, dense plasma surrounded by a branching fractal structure of arm-fields; essentially, complex bundles of plasma and electromagnetism that don't dissipate. (They should. They really should. But the seb!nt!at live much closer to the edge of the brane than most, and their bulk-space structure keeps them bound. Or so it is believed. The closest artificial equivalent, the plasmoid clade, still require the plasma vortex generator equivalent of a light bee to keep them stable. This is also how their starships stay together. Although seb!nt!at starships are, hrm, very big and very not-dense. Think planet-sized structures made out of solar flares, coronal mass ejections, and dark matter, sort of thing.) (edited)
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As for the ability of nuclear pasta - which, sorry astrophysicists, sounds like the product of someone taking molecular gastronomy to the obvious next level - being able to support life, I'm philosophically committed to the notion that any environment with a solvent that can support complex structures and an energy curve could theoretically support life. So, from my amateur viewpoint, as long as something's keeping the nuclear pasta stirred up, I don't see why not? ...dammit. Now I want gnocchi.
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Speaking of, nuclear pasta comes in many flavors as you journey down
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I believe it starts with gnocchi and goes to noodles, etc.
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At the bottom is lasanga
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Tassadar
So, uh, are we ever going to meet this hypothetical Kalatri Picard?
Probably. Although not as a protagonist. It's not really his story, y'see.
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Sorry, missed this back in the day. The seb!nt!at do have a definite form, although fuzzy around the edges; they look "spidery", a central blob of bright, dense plasma surrounded by a branching fractal structure of arm-fields; essentially, complex bundles of plasma and electromagnetism that don't dissipate. (They should. They really should. But the seb!nt!at live much closer to the edge of the brane than most, and their bulk-space structure keeps them bound. Or so it is believed. The closest artificial equivalent, the plasmoid clade, still require the plasma vortex generator equivalent of a light bee to keep them stable. This is also how their starships stay together. Although seb!nt!at starships are, hrm, very big and very not-dense. Think planet-sized structures made out of solar flares, coronal mass ejections, and dark matter, sort of thing.) (edited)
When mama reality-warping dragon and papa reality-warping dragon really want a self-sustained species made out of hot star-stuff.... (edited)
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Probably. Although not as a protagonist. It's not really his story, y'see.
I know, I know... Would love to see if he could hypothetically be flipped, though.
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That said, the Empire seems a more interesting neighbor than either of the empires (by name) bordering the Federation. Which makes me think the average Vonnie citizen is either less informed in toto or has a much more skewed view of their neighbors than the average Federation citizen has of the Cardassians, Klingons or Romulans.
Also worth bearing in mind in general is that they aren't direct neighbors. (Well, except insofar as the fleet stations at Istria, Karal, and Quor count.) The Worlds' side of the border consists of the Crimson Expanse, the Vanguard Reaches, and the Csell Buffer, none of which are particularly developed constellations because people aren't that interested in colonizing near to the Demilitarized Border Zone: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/09/01/welcome-to-the-seam/
“The Seam” refers to the region of the Associated Worlds in direct contact with the Voniensa Republic, consisting of the Crimson Expanse, the Vanguard Reaches, and Csell Buffer constell…
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And if you look at the map - https://eldraeverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/associated-worlds.png - you can see just how far the Seam is, in practical terms, from the Imperial border. (In astrographic terms, that's at least 1,500-1,600 light-years.)
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(Note to self: put the latest update of that in the FAQ.)
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Tassadar
What would the closest minecraft analog for Imperials look like? Would it lean more towards the creative mode or survival mode aspects, or would it have some of both, or would those be separate games?
You ever seen GregTech? GregTech. Plus about 53 other mods, including a whole bunch of automata parts and in-world scriptability. And it's going to lean heavily into the creative aspects, because to the local mindset, the building is the really interesting part.
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Gregtech. For when your complexity isn't complex enough
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contemplates the Imperial equivalent to Dwarf Fortress
Folks keep bringing up Dwarf Fortress, but in-'verse I'm not sure that the game of endlessly micromanaging incompetent drunk violent demanding morons to try and stave off the eventual inevitable disaster would have all that much appeal. Outside the Diplomatic Corps, anyway. OH SNAP (edited)
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The Eternal Kameqan Empire would be looking for prospects to expand, this is true. Think the astrography is against them, though.
The astrography's not perfect, true, but Kameqo (Uulder Shore) is at least on the same side of the Worlds; per map, three constellations between them and the Victory Salient (the 26-system chunk the Worlds carved out of Vonis 36). Maybe a job for his Beautiful But Also Evil Daughter? (edited)
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It looks like High Verge and Perist Spire both have connections linking to the same point of nothing in particular?
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Also Urteil Pass and Garden of Paradise.
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Ah, I see. The path's bending around a constellation that's between them on the map but not astrographically.
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Ninja'd.
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But, yeah, perils of trying to illustrate 3D interconnections in 2D.
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Okay, that whole sequence in the Expanse finale where they drop the cargo containers with the assault team through the ring gate is probably the best rendition of the clusterfoxtrot that is a ‘verse combat drop - just dial I up the size of the furball and add messy atmospheric plasma sheaths screwing up the picture. (edited)
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Thinking of dumb applications of technologies, per #random: "MERIDIAN DISTAL (Iris Drift) - With the dickwing infestation in its fourth month despite the best efforts of the League Biocontrol Agency, calls to lift the quarantine on the Electorate District intensify..."
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that is glorious
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Enderminion 01/17/2022 5:28 PM
2nd Life still exists?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/17/2022 5:57 PM
Aye. But it's mostly a place for very specific kinks these days.
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like von neumann dickpocalypses
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2022 1:37 AM
(also that article is from 2006 so)
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From a Twitter conversation about all the things one could fit in between multi-km ships' fuel tanks: "...rumors that Admiralty Intelligence were able to build an entire listening post and prowler base under Intransigent's portside fusion reactor deuterium feeder tank and no-one noticed for eighteen months have once again been denied by the Second Space Lord..."
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Fit, sure. But not hide. 'cause presumably the thing is going to be producing more heat than the fuel (which should produce no heat when it's in the tanks).
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2022 9:17 AM
I just read the bit about the laser network suffering decline
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That reminds me, has Our Gracious Host heard of the Deeper Covenant (OA)?
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It's all about an alter-civilization using a sublight "boostbeam" network vs regular civilization which uses w-holes
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BizarroLand ♀
I just read the bit about the laser network suffering decline
I'd assume they still use it for shipping tangle channels, at least.
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The Deepers are kind of a “space Amish” type of society-within-a-society.
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Though Orion’s Arm is also politically decentralized
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not decentralised. just not a standard-scifi political monolith. just a lot of independent interests
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The Deepers are kind of a “space Amish” type of society-within-a-society.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2022 12:00 PM
Deepers aren't really space amish from what I've seen
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also that, hiders arent amish, just stealthy
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Today in random concepts: water-filled submarines.
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For sophs who can breathe water anyway, so what the hell.
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so an open-decked sub?
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Probably want to keep the non-pressure hull for protection purposes.\
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2022 4:09 PM
isn't that just a submersible boat
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BluejayHurricane 01/19/2022 4:11 PM
You probably don't want to let all that saltwater into your engineering.
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you probably want a pressure hull anyway, doubt that all aquatic sophs could stand pressures that a submarine dives to.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/19/2022 4:38 PM
yeahhh
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even a few hundreds of meters down is enough to crush steel (edited)
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I think that might not necessarily be the case, something about water being incompressible and thus the problem with humans and high water pressure is that we have not-water inside of us that gets compressed, while aquatic biology might not have gasses to compress.
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So what was the corporate trying to accomplish with the mind-state publication? Some kind of petty revenge by imprinting il Vrane’s brain on sexbots?
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Extravagant revenge on the cheap, basically.
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Why sell someone into one kind of slavery once when you can sell them into all kinds of slavery an indeterminate but huge number of times? (Not charging is just an extra level of insulting, especially on Dorje.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/20/2022 12:22 PM
I would not want to be the person who tries to levy tariffs on or refuses to sell my house to a Dorje corpclan
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And, in theory, a permanent example to the next person who thinks of stealing from the Corporate. (Also, Boss Fejj-Dorval is a sadistic fucker by any standards. The heads of most Dorjean corpclans are ruthless, unscrupuling sociopaths by virtue of qualifying for the job, but even by their standards, Fejj-Dorval is special .)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/20/2022 12:23 PM
yeah, but if "he who obstructs trade becomes trade" is one of their fundamental principles I do not want to discover how far they're willing to stretch the definition of obstruction. The hard way, at least (edited)
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In fairness to most of them, this interpretation of the Market Peace is... also special.
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Wonder how many bounties have been placed on Boss Fejj’s head now?
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(And they do also stick very strictly to the Sacred Deal. There may be nothing else sacred on Dorje, but the Deal is. Just make damn sure that you pay attention to the terms, and count your fingers afterwards. And remember that without a Deal, your rights exist so far as you can enforce them. This is why it's a good idea to be affiliated with a corpclan, or somehow have other backers they're not crazy enough to piss off.)
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I mean, creating enough copies of an enemy to populate a few planets is just asking to be hoisted by your own petard
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So, is there an Imperial ambassador to Dorje? And did they have to issue them with a diplomatic superdreadnought instead of the usual cruiser?
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No - (technically there aren't any diplomatic personnel anywhere in the Rim Free Zone, since in a polity defined by its lack of any government, who would they be accredited to, but this is a fine legal point) - the ambassador is resident on Ecclesia Station a few systems away in Esperant (Free Verge), a system whose central location and lack of habitable planets makes it an excellent place to put the treaty orgs' meeting spot - and since that's where the meetings happen, that's where they put the embassy. (There a few other ambassadors appointed to major worlds in the Zone, but Dorje isn't one of those.)
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It does rate a consul, however. While the quirks of Dorjen law do allow you to purchase an arrest order against anyone who can't outbid you, the Imperial consul is one of the safest sophs on the planet, largely because being a representative of a polity notorious for its civis Romanus sum policy runs the price way, way up.
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Incidentally: I am assembling the canonical 145 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do In The Associated Worlds , to be published when I have 145 good entries. Feel free to chime in with inspirations and suggestions until then.
Overmind pinned a message to this channel. 01/21/2022 4:17 PM
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Is this referring to the reader, or is this more like the ‘Things that Mr. Welch is no longer allowed to do’ sort of thing?
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The latter.
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Hmmm…
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“Anything involving cat ions.” (no explanation given)
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Also, “Use time travel/ftl shenanigans to spoil movies for someone/acquire winning lottery numbers/etc.”
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Of course, it wouldn’t be complete without an “editing this list without permission/at all”, would it? Otherwise this hypothetical soph might just take things off the list and do them anyway.
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Enderminion 01/21/2022 6:22 PM
Just out of curiosity what would the average Imperial think of NFTs/Crypto?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/21/2022 6:33 PM
Probably support the technology in theory, shake their heads at the idiotic Terran implementation thereof
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Morgrim Moon 01/21/2022 8:44 PM
"you've chosen the most wasteful version of it and are using it primarily for scams and money laundering -_-;"
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/21/2022 9:04 PM
also I think they would detest the meme culture that's grown up around it
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mostly made up of channer gamblers (edited)
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Incidentally: I am assembling the canonical 145 Things You Are Not Allowed To Do In The Associated Worlds , to be published when I have 145 good entries. Feel free to chime in with inspirations and suggestions until then.
"Call every rocket using methane remass a 'fartblaster'."
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"Use forks of yourself and control over a disused segment of light rail to stage literal trolley problems with unsuspecting bystanders at the lever." (edited)
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"Commit suicide to escape from a boring party."
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0111narwhalz 01/21/2022 11:51 PM
"Return to that same party seconds later, now that it isn't boring anymore."
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"Send people who have annoyed you cloning/ forking equipment "so that they can go fuck themselves properly.""
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"Unleash self-replicating warbots into a hunting preserve 'for a proper challenge'."
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2022 12:13 AM
"The Legion has now pre-emptively banned anything containing the word 'jousting'." "After the recent incident, the Navy has too"
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BluejayHurricane 01/22/2022 1:35 AM
“Anything involving the concepts ‘parasocial’ and ‘subsophont fork’”
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“Play a drinking game with either a kaeth or a Sargas.”
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2022 7:47 AM
Imperial culture accepts adoption and interspecies relationships. Technically, doesn't that mean someone could be both a kaeth and a Sargas?
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DSD [He/They] 01/22/2022 7:48 AM
Oh no...
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“…especially not with someone who happens to be both.”
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“In fact, if you happen to encounter a kaeth member of House Sargas, run.”
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DSD [He/They] 01/22/2022 7:50 AM
"And don't stop until you're off the continent. Preferably, off the planet."
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2022 7:51 AM
I think the traditional of narrative irony, and also the fact that kaeth are bloody hard to kill, might mean this individual is one of the chiller house members
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at least until properly roused
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Today's entry on the Things Not To Do List:
Don't play the shell game on Paltraeth. They use a different kind of shells.
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lol
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One sledgehammer, three obsolete shells, one of which has been defused. Find the dud.
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Sounds a bit like a shell game described in Schlock Mercenary
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Spinjutsu: the art of hitting the target under centrifugal gravity.
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Given the use of mass drivers as naval weapons, I cannot help but imagine some inventive supply clerk deciding that they might as well seize the opportunity to unload those cannonballs that have been sitting in inventory for the last few centuries.
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"It's a big lump of iron, you can accelerate it, therefore it's a k-slug. What's the damn problem?"
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2022 12:29 PM
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Bill for re-forging and re-machining underspec k-slugs until they perform according to specifications?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2022 12:37 PM
Or maybe they serve as something like decoys, crap thrown downrange that's just likely enough to be dangerous that it chews up hardkill countermeasures?
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It costs the same to accelerate either way, so I don't see any reason not to throw more real shells downrange.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2022 12:56 PM
Unless the cost of the slugs/shells themselves matters significantly.
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Throw a few smart, guided ones along with a storm of well-aimed but dumb slugs. Can't afford to just ignore or passively tank the dumb stuff, so hopefully the countermeasures miss at least some of the guided ones?
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Seems a bit of a longshot, even with today's sensor tech, but...
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Each and every cannon ball tumbles in flight in a completely different way from normal k-slug, and you can't course-correct it mid-flight with lasers
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Jade Nekotenshi
Unless the cost of the slugs/shells themselves matters significantly.
That sounds like a poor people problem. Certainly not something the Imperial Navy would be concerned about.
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It's a case of "we have these lying about in the warehouse and I would like some more empty space plz"
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Leading to a case of some poor sod on the other side of an early interstellar war wondering just what the fuck they're firing at them with, and why does it have "Fuck the French" (insert local equivalent here) scrawled on it.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2022 1:10 PM
How much would that tumbling matter in space?
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Mostly not, I should think.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/23/2022 1:11 PM
And I see no reason why you couldn't course-correct a cannonball with lasers. It'd be harder, and have a lot more trial-and-error, but the same laser that ablates it could act as a lidar to map it
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(Now, the waste involved in hauling them upwell rather than making use of plentiful space-iron reserves, but for humor purposes...)
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(...or for the purposes of filming Pirates of the Rum Nebula.)
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…this was the same shipment as that cavalry mount, wasn’t it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/25/2022 8:59 PM
There's a minor thing I'm not clear on
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BizarroLand ♀
There's a minor thing I'm not clear on
Which is/was?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/25/2022 10:38 PM
Is there a general cultural expectation -- if only in the civilized parts of the galaxy -- that a sophont and the others they know will stick around for an indefinite time period?
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It's ofc rather ridiculous to think someone's mindstate is going to stick around largely untampered with until the last star burns out, but I bet someone with AW tech could stick around for a geological age or two
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That's a good enough question. If you'll permit, I'll answer it in the morning, because it deserves a better answer than my sleepy brain is able to produce right now.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/25/2022 10:42 PM
'kay.
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2022 8:32 AM
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placing here because I imaging the eldrae version of a lighter is pretty much... this
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Hawt…
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It’s a Zippo
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I can see some value to the transparent reservoir though. I kind of ruined mine messing with the wick
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2022 10:07 AM
I mean yes, in practice. But it's a much nicer looking, more durable version of a zippo
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/26/2022 10:57 AM
I don’t get how it’s more durable
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Unless that’s tempered high strength glass
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yeah. humanity is pretty good at making steel boxes
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2022 3:12 PM
industrial sapphire
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SF writer tip: always add -oid (or para-) to material names.
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If someone claims you got the properties of the material wrong, you can always point out that -oid is techjargon for "haha, fuck you, it is what I say it is".
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("para-", by contrast, means "runs on different game mechanics")
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(("Entropy? Nope, 'cause this fucker sings time-refusal."))
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So, parahuman?
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Overmind
SF writer tip: always add -oid (or para-) to material names.
para-n-oid
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SF writer tip: always add -oid (or para-) to material names.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/26/2022 4:19 PM
Diamondoid.. sapphiroid... oh my God, parametal (edited)
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but yeah I don't think I have a good picture of how amortality shapes expectations in the Worlds
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We also accept cerma- and plas- for "ultra" versions of other materials. So they're not just X, but even better
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We also accept cerma- and plas- for "ultra" versions of other materials. So they're not just X, but even better
BizarroLand ♀ 01/26/2022 4:53 PM
plasteel is basicall a stock SF word
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We also accept cerma- and plas- for "ultra" versions of other materials. So they're not just X, but even better
Enderminion 01/26/2022 5:01 PM
Paracermaplassteeloid (edited)
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cerma-? you mean cera(m)-?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/26/2022 5:26 PM
Mostly
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Though I've seen the "cerma-" version too
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generally taking "cermet" and then making another compound of that
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This is what vintage galari starships look like: https://twitter.com/TheSpaceshipper/status/1486694101546414080
The Cube: art by Benjamin Carré, model by Anna Gaertner A mineral spaceship? That's fresh.
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Where engines though?
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This is what vintage galari starships look like: https://twitter.com/TheSpaceshipper/status/1486694101546414080
Jade Nekotenshi 01/27/2022 10:56 AM
Shiny!
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Tassadar
Where engines though?
At the back, stuck up the crystals, I should think.
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BizarroLand ♀
plasteel is basicall a stock SF word
I have plasteel! Also neosteel, safesteel and silksteel (not to be confused with steelsilk). And also ceramacryst, cerametals, adamant, crystaliron, durofilm, hullmetal ("It's metal to make hulls out of? Do I look like I'm in marketing?") and rubbercrete. But then, it's canon that materials scientists there weren't even a bit subtle about raiding science fiction for perfectly cromulent words.
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0111narwhalz 01/27/2022 12:17 PM
plasteel
does the plas- part come from plastic, plasma, or plaster? discuss.
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That said, at least I'm a mite more specific about their properties than just "better". Neosteel is a composite with cold-mixed internal graphene layers to make it lighter, tougher, and more elastic than regular steel; plasteel is a thermoplastic-and-steel composite for low density, good heat-resistance, and superior kinematic properties; safesteel is a thixotropic composite intended for use in energy-absorbing applications like piers, sea walls, and crash barriers; and silksteel is an alloy optimized for high tensile strength and flexibility. (edited)
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Random: a low-carbon world that tried to evolve nitrogen-based life, but it kept exploding.
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Its experiments with sexual reproduction were particularly awkward.
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Bang, but don’t BANG, okay?
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I have plasteel! Also neosteel, safesteel and silksteel (not to be confused with steelsilk). And also ceramacryst, cerametals, adamant, crystaliron, durofilm, hullmetal ("It's metal to make hulls out of? Do I look like I'm in marketing?") and rubbercrete. But then, it's canon that materials scientists there weren't even a bit subtle about raiding science fiction for perfectly cromulent words.
To be fair a lot of real-world scientific terminology started out the same way as technology advances
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I have plasteel! Also neosteel, safesteel and silksteel (not to be confused with steelsilk). And also ceramacryst, cerametals, adamant, crystaliron, durofilm, hullmetal ("It's metal to make hulls out of? Do I look like I'm in marketing?") and rubbercrete. But then, it's canon that materials scientists there weren't even a bit subtle about raiding science fiction for perfectly cromulent words.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 1:04 PM
Silksteel is from alpha centauri isn't it?
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Also, I'm proud of having made up my own neologism
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BizarroLand ♀
Is there a general cultural expectation -- if only in the civilized parts of the galaxy -- that a sophont and the others they know will stick around for an indefinite time period?
Okay. Here we go. Sorry for the delay, but migraine was chewing on mibrain much of yesterday.
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BluejayHurricane 01/27/2022 1:16 PM
Oh, those suck. Sorry.
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It varies a lot between cultures. In the Empire, for example, the pessimists expect to be around - as part of the Transcendent consciousness - roughly until the slow entropic decay of the universe causes its actual underlying metastructure to collapse back into the primordial cacoastrum. (edited)
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(The optimists, by contrast, expect to have figured out how to make standalone universes operating on Physics 2.0+ Pro Classic by then.)
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Other cultures mileage may vary. In much of the core, people figure that lifespans are indefinite, but also assume something will get 'em eventually within some sort of relatively conceivable time.
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There are also more than a few which have either bought into the "immortality leads to stagnation" or the "but the population" memes good and hard, and so place regulatory limits on lifespan. (Including some which treat mortality like the US treats tax policy and so have been known to send assassins into polities which do not subscribe to their bullshit.) And some, of course, which permit only anagathics/rejuvenation and not backups, for reasons of their continuity or ineffable squishy-nature being lost in the process. (These latter tend to include an entire class of well-off people with suspiciously well-informed heirs who take very much after their parents.)) (edited)
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A notable subset of both of these classes include a hefty dose of religiosity, which has more staying power than most secular memes inasmuch as it's less vulnerable to "some philosophers used to argue against immortality, but they're all dead now".
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@JHPrime You were right, though ("not tax, dammit!"); although at least their expatriates get some services and gunboats for their money. (edited)
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@BizarroLand ♀ Any other specifics?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 1:59 PM
I do have something else, I think, but it's only gnawing at the edge of my consciousness so I'm struggling to find the words
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Randomly: the Galians ban both for religious reasons, calling them the Abomination of Pollution and the Abomination of Transmigration. Neither of which is as catchy as the Abomination of Hexapodia, but so it goes.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:04 PM
as part of the Transcendent consciousness - roughly until the slow entropic decay of the universe
Yeah, that seems like a ... high expectation. I was inspired by a tidbit I remembered in the original Eclipse Phase sourcebook, that most people now expect themselves, their family and friends and rivals to stick around basically forever
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And this struck me as frankly ridiculous in a setting where only 10 years earlier 95% of the sophont population quite spectacularly died (edited)
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Hope they didn't all pay for the basic backup package.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:08 PM
From some poking around on the Posthuman Studios server I gathered that most of them either died permanently or got carted off by the TITANs to heaven knows where
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It's Eclipse Phase, they source cheap workforce by instanting backups from archives into basic frames
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:08 PM
Even so, the stored dead outnumber the living by a very large margin
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As in, backups that are waiting for their turn
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But, yeah, the Empire as a culture has never been afraid of large ambitions.
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Sure, surviving that long will be complex, but we have a metagod and the Senate Select Committee on Excruciatingly Long-Range Planning.
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I think selling backups to people who can instantiate them into contract indenture is the way backup corp pays for infra to preserve all the other backups, due to head office and accounts being eaten by TITANS.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:11 PM
I mean, "the final, last entropic gasp of the cosmos" is a time period so ridiculously far away that it defies any attempt to put it into perspective
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Imagine a second, consider it within the age of the universe, then repeat the process again and again - that's how long the universe has left even by the most pessimistic estimates (edited)
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That helps. Means you don't have to solve the entire problem now .
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You can concentrate on smaller problems, like genetic drift over evolutionary timescales, the upcoming galactic collision, and sending stargates to other galactic superclusters before the expansion of the universe moves them beyond the c-horizon.
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(Only a trillion years to solve that one.)
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Ain't third problem technically solved with flitter?
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Or i forgot the name for ftl thingy
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See? Fixed in plenty of time.
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fittler
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I think
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frameslip drive, if we're being formal.
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But, y'know, realistically they're just looking back on a lengthy history of solved problems and extrapolating forwards. Things might change in the future, but until they do, there's no sense crying into our beer over our newfound ability to permafail.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:20 PM
More importantly, here's what was gnawing: Existing for a million years "as part of the Transcendent" sounds a tad different than living out a million years normally (edited)
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Both are feats that are unimaginable to real-world humans in scale and execution, but the details strike me as... mattering
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Attitudinal quote reframing: "Alphas grinned when he heard from Anaxarchus that there were billions of worlds in the heavens; and when his friends asked him the cause of his mood, he answered: do you not think it a worthy challenge that there are billions of worlds to conquer, when we have not yet conquered one?"
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More importantly, here's what was gnawing: Existing for a million years "as part of the Transcendent" sounds a tad different than living out a million years normally (edited)
In this case, that's essentially "over time, all minds must change and grow, or die". They happen to have a particular and quite convenient path laid out for that when you can't fit in your own skull-plus-server-rack-and-cloud-resources any longer, but it's not necessarily the only one.
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I think they would probably say that if you can live a million years and still be the same person you started them off as, well damn, son, did you miss out?
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'Cause that's just like living one year over and over again.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/27/2022 2:28 PM
Isn't the Transcend's physical infrastructure basically the cloud writ larger anyways? I had the impression it was planetary in scale
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Multi-system. Its under-construction Cirys swarm, an assortment of synapse moons and unity spires all over the place as local nodes, plus the soul-shard running in all its constitutionals. (edited)
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Another entry:
If this (or any) unit asks if it has a soul, you say "yes"!
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BizarroLand ♀
Isn't the Transcend's physical infrastructure basically the cloud writ larger anyways? I had the impression it was planetary in scale
They occupy most of a Cirys (Dyson to humans) swarm, iirc
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Oh, already answered! Didn’t see that
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You know, given that Alexander III of Macedon died just starting his forays into India I have to wonder where Plutarch came up with that little saying?
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You know, given that Alexander III of Macedon died just starting his forays into India I have to wonder where Plutarch came up with that little saying?
I have heard that the version that gets passed around is an inversion of the original, where Alexander breaks down crying that there are so many worlds to conquer, and he's not even managed onw.
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that's the version that I'm familiar with.
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Y'all realize that the one up above is one I just made up, all writer-pastiche-like?
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"He has a mind of metal, and wheels." "Of course he does. He's a difference engine."
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How might one go about asking what someone's name is in the Empire of the Star? I've seen mention that second-person pronouns are best avoided, but do they exist for this and similar purposes?
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Who are you/What is your name/Identify yourself, that sort of thing, where one is speaking to an unidentified sophont/subject.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/03/2022 7:34 PM
Relatedly, does Eldraeic have the concept of register regarding social status? Either in an elaborate form like Japanese, or something like T/V distinction in Romance languages?
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(In Spanish, I probably wouldn't ask a stranger "como te llamas", but rather "como se llama usted?", or in Russian "как вас зовут" versus "как тебя зовут")
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'Xamelcétar an-val ke mekt anan darávar?' Okay, so according to the word-by-word translation on the page, this has a form of 'you' in it... I think that it's 'anan', correct?
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Unless I have messed up the word order here?
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https://eldraeverse.com/2015/12/23/christmas-quiet-period-ksp-related-thoughts/ So, regarding this... Has anyone (to your knowledge) tried to do any of this?
So, we have entered the unofficial Christmas Quiet Period here at the Eldraeverse, in which I am running around doing not-working things for Christmas, leading to a shortage of peaceful writing tim…
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/05/2022 3:28 PM
re roidsteel: Ah, those primitive screwheads and their prized meteoric-iron daggers 😛
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TBF, depending on the time period, the metal from there might be better than most of its alternatives...
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/05/2022 3:31 PM
True enough. roidsteel is only crap once you can make something better.
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Jade Nekotenshi
re roidsteel: Ah, those primitive screwheads and their prized meteoric-iron daggers 😛
(Natural) Widmanstätten patterns are pretty, but are also for showpieces. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/05/2022 3:37 PM
Fair. Meteoric iron blades do tend to be brittle and have various other problems
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https://eldraeverse.com/2015/12/23/christmas-quiet-period-ksp-related-thoughts/ So, regarding this... Has anyone (to your knowledge) tried to do any of this?
Not to my knowledge, alas.
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Enderminion 02/05/2022 5:17 PM
Attempting to forge armor plates out of roidsteel beyond what is required to be pressure tight (if required to be pressure tight) or resistance to micro meteorite impacts (whipple shields rather than "homogenous" plate armor) is an exercise in futility.
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Hey, if you stack enough of it up... well, okay, it'll still be really shitty armor, but at least it will be more really shitty armor.
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It's shittier than steel, iron, and probably even bronze. That said, does it make a better knife than, say, copper or flint/stone?
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Enderminion 02/05/2022 5:27 PM
you would need the better part of a meter of armor
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to defeat modern APFSDS rounds
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It's more or less established in the 'verse anyway that material armor won't help you against anything but shrapnel and ricochets anyway, so.
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(Talking about the Leviathan-class having something like 30m of multilayer armor to soak up the spallation debris that makes it through the pd grid.)
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Suspect if you're worried about a firefight and you're considering roidsteel solutions, your best option might be to make a big hole in the center of the roidsteel blob, leave the slag on the outside, crawl into the middle, and pretend to be a rock.
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Sure, you'll be an unusually warm rock, but you can't have everything.
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It's shittier than steel, iron, and probably even bronze. That said, does it make a better knife than, say, copper or flint/stone?
BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2022 5:34 PM
Wasn’t roidiron the original source of iron for humans
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Before we knew how to smelt it, yeah. Lots of legends about people with magical swords that could slice right through bronze.
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Didn't Sir Terry Pratchett forge one of those for his knighting?
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Even after we could smelt it, it took quite a while to figure out how to make metal that was actually better than star-iron. And yeah, I seem to remember that.
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Morgrim Moon 02/06/2022 3:32 AM
yeah, getting the right carbon content (and knowing that carbon was involved somehow) took quite a while.
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Okay, to get back at last to the things I've been being consistently distracted from for a couple of days at this point:
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Unless I have messed up the word order here?
You haven't, and it is. anan is the basic second-person pronoun.
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How might one go about asking what someone's name is in the Empire of the Star? I've seen mention that second-person pronouns are best avoided, but do they exist for this and similar purposes?
"Best avoided" in this case, is because it's perceived as rude. (A bit more so than "Hey, you!") Asking someone what they should be addressed as is close to the only polite usage of it in spoken language; once they give you something, use it. (Partly this is a respectful form, and partly, for practical purposes, it lets them track which part of their valëssef you're addressing.)
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Who are you/What is your name/Identify yourself, that sort of thing, where one is speaking to an unidentified sophont/subject.
And most of the time you aren't, strictly speaking, going to be asking for someone's name. You're going to be asking something along the lines of "How may I address you?" or "How are you called [in this place/time]?" This will usually get you a name, as most people are quite proud of those, but if they don't want to tell you their full identity, they're under no particular obligation to. Also, exactly which name they tell you and with which components gives you appropriate social cues for the next steps in the conversation.
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Relatedly, does Eldraeic have the concept of register regarding social status? Either in an elaborate form like Japanese, or something like T/V distinction in Romance languages?
....sort of? Their linguists would point out that it's not a social status marker, it's a respectful speech marker, so in awkward situations you will often hear both sides of a situation retreating into more and more respectful speech as the conversation goes on. (In ways that probably are about as elaborate as the Japanese.) But this particular set of markers are optional in use. You tend to hear them most in certain regions (Ochale, the Kanatai Imperial Shogunate, etc.) where the local pre-Imperial languages had these markers - and this is largely where they were adopted in from - in particularly formal writing, and in such situations as appearing within the Court of Courts, in which case you really should have studied up on this subset in advance, desu ka?
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(Honestly, if you're appearing within the Court of Courts, there are all sorts of things you should study up on in advance, insofar as an unqualified entreé is more or less an invitation to demonstrate that, when cut, you bleed high culture and personal enlightenment.)
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(Honestly, if you're appearing within the Court of Courts, there are all sorts of things you should study up on in advance, insofar as an unqualified entreé is more or less an invitation to demonstrate that, when cut, you bleed high culture and personal enlightenment.)
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2022 8:21 PM
And this is yet another awkward stare at myself. I hate doing homework and don't consider myself remotely classy
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Or that I ever will be, for better or worse
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2022 8:32 PM
The most formal dress code I've ever had to follow in my entire life is business casual and I actively dread occasions that demand it. (edited)
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Yeah, but that level is the sort of thing required by maybe ten thousand people out of a trillion or so. Palace-fu is a very specialized skill.
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Official documents that would double nicely as Culture Ship Names, or indeed IN ship names.
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CSS Ostensible Crisis (diplomatic cruiser) and its sister ship CSS Traditional Crisis (edited)
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CS Harassing Acts of Violence (commerce raider)
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CS Boat-Rocking Threshold (gunboat)
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dreadnoughts: CS Dramatic Military Confrontation CS Spectacular Show of Force battleships: CS Nuclear Ultimata CS Justifiable Counterforce Attack CS Exemplary Attack CS Reciprocal Reprisal Flapjack lander: CS Barely Nuclear War interdictor cruisers: CS Peaceful World-Wide Blockade more gunboats: CS Provocative Breaking Off Of Diplomatic Relations eschatological superdreadnought, seconded to Fifth Directorate: CS Bizarre Crises superdreadnought, unknown type: CS Unusual, Provocative, and Significant
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Oh, and troop transport CS Significant Mobilization
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From a later tweet: "what one military adviser has called 'releasing 70 or 80 percent of our megatonnage in one orgasmic whump'"
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Must fight the urge to name an SD CS Orgasmic Whumpage .
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...also, one last thought: CS Escalation Elevator (superdreadnought, fuck-you-and-the-planet-you-orbited-in-on class)
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Also: Big|Bigger|Biggest Fish?
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Side thought there: I'm thinking of naming a class of Admiralty Intelligence's prowlers (being the closest thing to subs in space) after fish, as a reused historical naming scheme. This implies that somewhere Admiralty Intelligence may have a prowler specially built to carry a secret doomsday weapon, and named it Megalodon . Or at least implies that they leaked that they might have. It's the sort of thing they'd do.
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Enderminion 02/08/2022 2:51 PM
Gunboat Diplomacy
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Diplomat yacht Speaks Softly and its escort Big Stick (edited)
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Gunboat Diplomacy
On that theme, I just named a gunboat CS Diplomat .
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(rather than Diplomacy, because it's a Sheriff-class)
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and at least one diplomat has to go by "Gunboat"
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Seems like a good nickname for one of the tougher negotiators.
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Latest addition to the fleet: the salvage ship IS Crunchy And Good With Deuterium .
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Morgrim Moon 02/12/2022 12:55 PM
https://royal-needlework.org.uk/ I need to throw this on the Discourse later (when it is not 3am, because I can't trust my spelling) but this is the sort of institution I imagine the Empire would have and appreciate
The Royal School of Needlework, the centre of excellence for the art of hand embroidery since 1872. Online classes; shop; bespoke commissons; restorations.
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the Royal School of Needlework in the UK. Founded by a princess, under royal patronage, offers possibly the world's only university degree in hand embroidery, and also acts as a guild for the people who do the embroidery for any royal ceremonies and restores damaged old pieces. And are also available for commissioning of custom pieces for anyone who can pay for it
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/14/2022 1:37 PM
So I've been selling some CSGO items recently and it occurred to me
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Imperial citizens are probably the exact kind of people who would customize their guns that much
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Some skins are really appealing and gaudy, not just expensive
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BluejayHurricane 02/17/2022 10:51 PM
Historical work? You spoil us.
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I like to flow up and down the timeline.
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"MARIATIS": two days of very focused "look like everything is normal" commence
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Rejected Eye-in-the-Flame weapons concepts: bear spray
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mugger approaches
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customer whips out bear spray
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mugger is dogpiled by angry grizzlies
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instant bear
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Quoting myself from elsewhere: In my list of bizarre extreme-future FTL drives, the Heaven-Piercing Transilience Drive. Method of operation: punching out of the brane into the primordial chaos of the bulk, then punching back in again at whatever spot you like. Advantages: easy, rapid transit between any two points in space-time. Disadvantages: any mistakes or interference during operation may result in loss of time-space coordinates, reinsertion rotated around dimensional axes, reinsertion into wrong universe, dissolution into primal chaos, primal chaos infection possibly resulting into conversion to death-equivalent or supradeath states, local eschatonic collapse at entry or exit point, global eschatonic collapse of entry/exit universe, apotheosis, cosmogenesis, and/or breach of warranty.
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(A more refined version, the Cosmogenesis Drive, works by cloning an alternate universe with the only - or at least only relevant - difference being that you're at the place you wanted to go. The company selling that one offers to unconditionally cover any warranty or liability claims regarding use of the drive... ...after all, it's a different Everett branch of the company and its shareholders that's going to be on the hook to honor them, so screw those guys, eh?)
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/23/2022 3:34 PM
supradeath
Deader than Dead, eh?
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Surely the original universe might find the nonexistence of anyone travelling with it problematic.
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Surely the original universe might find the nonexistence of anyone travelling with it problematic.
Yes, but from the point of view of drive users, that's someone else's problem.
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Someone else on an Everett branch that will never again interact with theirs, so, basically, fuck it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/23/2022 3:48 PM
I seem to recall hearing Everett branches shouldn't be able to interact with one another
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Yes, but from the point of view of drive users, that's someone else's problem.
From the point of view of the company selling the drive, it isn't.
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With 50% probability sort of maybe ish.
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Well, yeah, but they get to sell people Really Expensive Things and watch them vanish before any liability bounces back to them. Win-win!
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Would people not stop buying them when everyone who uses them ceases to exist?
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Only here .
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they just swap to an universe where people dont vanish
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I guess there's a universe in which the drives have always worked perfectly, one where it's always just unexisted the users, and a bunch of intermediate ones.
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after all, they have cosmogenesis drives
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(Also, you may be overestimating the intelligence of the average customer.)
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Although it would not surprise me at all for there to be less than honest companies that decide that given the way they work, actually inventing real CG drives is way more trouble than they need to go to.
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Although, really, this thing as almost as ludicrous as the Bloater Drive, as methods of FTL go.
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A better version would destroy the original universe, to fix some of the ethical issues.
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(and save energy by reusing the old universe)
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gollark
A better version would destroy the original universe, to fix some of the ethical issues.
Strange day when universal omnicide is described as fixing an ethical issue.
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Changing the subject: what is a Bloater Drive?
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Changing the subject: what is a Bloater Drive?
i looked it up a while ago - in essence, it "increases the distance between atoms of the ship", stretching the ship to the destination and then returning it to normal size.
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at one point a planet visibly floats by through the cabin during the process, prompting a "touchy touchy - don't touch that!" back and forth (edited)
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(sufficit to say, there are many issues with this drive concept)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/24/2022 6:40 AM
From Bill, the Galactic Hero?
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That's the one, yeah.
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gollark
A better version would destroy the original universe, to fix some of the ethical issues.
I must confess to not being certain what the ethical issue here is, exactly, with respect to the old universe.
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I'm not sure exactly what I was thinking of at the time, but assuming you accept the alternate branches as "existing" in some way then creating new ones is ethically fraught, since you're basically duplicating all morally relevant entities ever.
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I think many worlds holds that that's happening constantly anyway, but use of the drive does it more.
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Destroying the original universe does at least fix issues with the drive causing people to cease to exist.
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I'm not sure exactly what I was thinking of at the time, but assuming you accept the alternate branches as "existing" in some way then creating new ones is ethically fraught, since you're basically duplicating all morally relevant entities ever.
Actually, you might only be duplicating the ones within the future light-cone of wherever you travel to.
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Isn’t that how the FTL in Space Dandy worked?
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Destroying the original universe does at least fix issues with the drive causing people to cease to exist.
...What?
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I have absolutely no idea what could possibly be going through your head right now.
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But killing everyone in the universe does not fix issues with the drive making people unexist.
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Quite the opposite, in fact.
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...yeah, that.
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I have absolutely no idea what could possibly be going through your head right now.
Technically, that was yesterday and I forgot what I was thinking.
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Oh, wait, no, I misread your reply.
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I remember what I was thinking then.
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So the drive can be seen as splitting the universe into two. One of the resulting universes ("A") has the drive's users removed. One of them ("B") has the drive's users in a different place. (edited)
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If you instantaneously destroy universe A somehow after operating the drive, then everyone will always be in the "good" universe B where its users don't cease to exist suddenly. (edited)
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Except for the people in the "bad" universe, who are nowhere, because you killed them.
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Sure, something something pattern theory, but at least show some basic courtesy to all the continuity-theorists out there, would ya?
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All the people in the original universe continue to exist, in universe B.
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That... is a matter of debate.
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My point of curiosity is what the ethical issue is with people vanishing themselves from universe A. Light-cone-wise, any FTL drive does something similar, and in any case, people vanish all the time.
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I thought about it more, and I don't think there's an actual ethical issue, but it is an undesirable feature for a drive.
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On a completely different note, does it vaguely irritate anyone else that aircraft carriers/aviation cruisers are CV, but battlecarriers are usually BBV?
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CC : CV :: BB : BV
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2022 3:21 PM
CV always makes me chuckle, cause it means something a looooot worse than aircraft carrier where I used to hang out
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On a completely different note, does it vaguely irritate anyone else that aircraft carriers/aviation cruisers are CV, but battlecarriers are usually BBV?
BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2022 3:22 PM
More to the point, isn't it BBCV?
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My abbreviation-expanding stomach roils at the thought of designating something a Battleship, Battleship, Cruiser, Aviation.
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CV always makes me chuckle, cause it means something a looooot worse than aircraft carrier where I used to hang out
Curriculum Vitae?
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Those are generally considered not bad.
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Communist Vitalsigns?
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Contrary Votes? Cancerous Vegetables? Colloquial Verbogeny? Colombian Voom? Child Vorenography?
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...dear brain, please stop now.
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Curriculum Vitae?
BizarroLand ♀ 02/24/2022 3:33 PM
It's best if you don't speculate
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On a completely different note, does it vaguely irritate anyone else that aircraft carriers/aviation cruisers are CV, but battlecarriers are usually BBV?
Jade Nekotenshi 02/24/2022 4:41 PM
vaguely, but also it strikes me as about right - despite having evolved into larger-than-battleship designs, carriers were initially based on cruiser hulls and the cruiser mission. The fact that they still have a hull designator that reflects that is almost an artifact. But, we did designate the Russian Kiev-class as "CGV" rather than "CVG" - 'cruiser, guided missile, aviation' vice 'aircraft carrier, guided missile'. So BBV tracks for 'battleship, aviation'. Make that missile-armed, though, and it's anyone's guess if you'd have BBGV (battleship, guided missile, aviation) or BVG (battleship-derived carrier, guided missile). That said, by the derivation angle, Shinano should have been designated a BV. To the extent that the US ever applied a hull designator to Shinano, it was CVB - 'aircraft carrier, large', same as our own Midway-class. And we typically just call Kuznetsov a CV or CVS (antisubmarine carrier) rather than CVG, so... who the heck knows?
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‘Tis an interesting thought. The Imperial Will -class ships that I’m currently tinkering with, loosely based on the proposed Iowa battlecarrier conversion, I had thought to designate BVG.
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On the other hand, while in tonnage they’re definitely BB-type hulls, in role they’re more like superchcnky cruisers - go off on independent patrol with a few destroyers, while being able to perform all the roles of a proper task group to some degree. (For values of some degree equal to “if you should find serious opposition, call in the nearest actual task group. But they’re good at cleaning up smaller problems and fleet-in-being-ing vast swathes of ocean.)
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So maybe there should be a “C” in there somewhere? Hrm.
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BC(V)(G), perhaps?
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As a side note, I suspect this sort of thing might be popular in the space age, since skycraning one of these and a fist of destroyers is substantially less effort than skycraning a full-size task group, if you don’t happen to need one.
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What role would a surface wet fleet have, in a situation where you have the orbital dominance to drop battleships?
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Communications disruptions.
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(More seriously, sometimes you want a bazooka, sometimes you want a scalpel.)
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(It is unusual in this scenario for the BVG to be the scalpel, but... Say, you need to hunt some submarines but you would prefer not to boil the oceans in the process. Or you need to raid or capture something undersea or seaborne. Phílae, though it's an Imperial world, has 96% hydrographic coverage and most of the remaining 4% is under the north polar icecap. If you want to do anything locally on a world like that, you're gonna need a big boat.) (edited)
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Saw this from @TheDreadShips on Twitter (which account I heartily commend to your attention):
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Don't know who needs it, but have an emotional support predreadnought anyway. https://t.co/Pm56GPcQyO
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...emotional support battleships should be a thing.
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(It is unusual in this scenario for the BVG to be the scalpel, but... Say, you need to hunt some submarines but you would prefer not to boil the oceans in the process. Or you need to raid or capture something undersea or seaborne. Phílae, though it's an Imperial world, has 96% hydrographic coverage and most of the remaining 4% is under the north polar icecap. If you want to do anything locally on a world like that, you're gonna need a big boat.) (edited)
Shoutout to the War Thought Experiment server (follow up to The Phobos Incident) where I tried to make the objective an underwater thing so this was a reasonable use of the attackers budget.
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Nice! Although I might want to use a retractable sail on orbit-droppable subs.
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...emotional support battleships should be a thing.
0111narwhalz 02/27/2022 12:32 PM
"I'm sorry sir, naval warships are against store policy. You'll have to leave her outside." "But this is my emotional support battleship!" "Ah. My apologies, go ahead."
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"Of all the species in the galaxy, the one you picked to be racist about was warships ?" (edited)
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....sort of? Their linguists would point out that it's not a social status marker, it's a respectful speech marker, so in awkward situations you will often hear both sides of a situation retreating into more and more respectful speech as the conversation goes on. (In ways that probably are about as elaborate as the Japanese.) But this particular set of markers are optional in use. You tend to hear them most in certain regions (Ochale, the Kanatai Imperial Shogunate, etc.) where the local pre-Imperial languages had these markers - and this is largely where they were adopted in from - in particularly formal writing, and in such situations as appearing within the Court of Courts, in which case you really should have studied up on this subset in advance, desu ka?
This is one of those things which I really need to find a better way to express at some point (especially if I ever get a Japanese translation as while it would be entirely in keeping with the spirit of the original language to have Imperial shopkeepers calling their customers -sama there is nuance). To quote TV Tropes: "A term of great respect, one step higher than -san. In fantasy or historical contexts, it’s generally translated as Lord/Lady or a similar term, but since modern English really has no honorific expressing such extreme deference, Mr. or Ms. usually has to do." ...but human languages in general, not just Japanese, suck when it comes to expressing respect without also expressing deference. Counterthoughts welcome.
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Also something that causes great intercultural translation problems, I ween, from languages that work like this. Certainly, should you be addressing the Imperial Couple upon the Dragon Throne, you're going to be using the Eldraeic-honorific closest equivalent of -heika , the maximally respectful option reserved for Divine Emperors and actual gods. If your own language mixes its respectful and deferential honorifics, though, this may interact awkwardly with the general rule that excessive deference there is almost always seen as insulting, and in some cases perhaps lethally insulting. (Bows are never to exceed 45 degrees; stand up straight and look emperors and gods in the eye; do not, under any circumstances, kneel if you wish to keep your head attached to your body.) Truly, being a diplomatic translator is suffering.
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I submit that perhaps looking at Korean might provide a bit more insight... I recall hearing that it has a lot more linguistic subtly when it comes to respect/deference
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This is one of those things which I really need to find a better way to express at some point (especially if I ever get a Japanese translation as while it would be entirely in keeping with the spirit of the original language to have Imperial shopkeepers calling their customers -sama there is nuance). To quote TV Tropes: "A term of great respect, one step higher than -san. In fantasy or historical contexts, it’s generally translated as Lord/Lady or a similar term, but since modern English really has no honorific expressing such extreme deference, Mr. or Ms. usually has to do." ...but human languages in general, not just Japanese, suck when it comes to expressing respect without also expressing deference. Counterthoughts welcome.
I wonder if any of the archaic Japanese pronouns would work?
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I'm pretty sure "nanji" / "namuchi" are translated as "thou" and have a respectful but old-fashioned connotation, and I think "sonata" used to be somewhat respectful but is now considered to be pompous.
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There's also "otaku", which is a modern pronoun that is polite but distant.
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For first-person pronouns, there's also "wagahai," mostly known for its use in this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_a_Cat Sōseki's title, Wagahai wa Neko de Aru, uses a very high-register phrasing more appropriate to a nobleman, conveying grandiloquence and self-importance. This is somewhat ironic, since the speaker, an anthropomorphized domestic cat, is a regular house cat of a teacher, and not of a high-ranking noble as the manner of speech suggests. [...] The narrator's preferred personal pronoun, wagahai, is rarely-to-never used in "real life" in Japan, but survives in fiction thanks to the book, generally for arrogant and pompous anthropomorphized animals.
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Incidentally, how many words is the Eldraeic language up to right now?
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IDK, couple hundred some-odd?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/27/2022 9:09 PM
Does the Empire of the Star have a foreign legion?
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What? Like Hammer’s Slammers used to be?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/27/2022 10:33 PM
I'm thinking more like the La Légion étrangère that France runs. By his own admission, Drake steals liberally from the real world,
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There is an unverified rumour that the FFL is offering it's troops of Ukrainian origin home leave. Got me thinking about how the EotS might might integrate non-Eldrae or non-Imperial volunteers that may not be completely suited for the regular forces..
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Does the Empire of the Star have a foreign legion?
BluejayHurricane 02/27/2022 10:48 PM
I sort of doubt it; “wants to fight for the EOtS but doesn’t want to become a citizen-shareholder” seems awfully unusual.
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I imagine they'll employ mercenaries as the situation demands, but that's not quite the same thing.
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Not a foreign legion per se, although it is possible for suitable non-citizen-shareholders to join the Legions. ("Service Confers Citizenship!"... well, sort of.) On the other hand, the Stratarchy of Military Unifications, through a quiet office quietly concealed in the privateer department, does sponsor a few well-equipped and trained mercenary companies very quietly - sometimes not even the companies themselves know - along the same sort of lines as the Dendarii Free Mercenaries in the Vorkosigan series. Handy for deniability operations.
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A couple of these have been had their covers blown and been brought into the regular Military Service in exchange for services rendered, now being the 58th ("Blood and Gold") and 35th ("Blood and Silver") legions.
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Incidentally, how many words is the Eldraeic language up to right now?
Couple of thousand, not counting grammatical particles.
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@Xveers @Square Thanks for the suggestions; will research.
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Thinking a little more about the above, it is probably worth pointing out, too, that while there do exist those unfortunate foreign policy situations in which the Empire as itself is constrained from fighting for freedom, the nature of a system that doesn't constrain the private sector from having its own foreign policy is such that citizen volunteer groups can, and usually do.
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Which is to say, there are three things you can count on in certain situations: One, the Empire shedding Flying Tigers, Lafayette Escadrilles, Eagle Squadrons, et sim. like a cat sheds dander; Two, a highly practiced diplomat delivering what is by now practically a form proclamation to the effect that they regrettably have no lawful means to prevent their citizen-shareholders from going out and shooting whatever bunch of assholes takes their fancy, so sorry not sorry; and Three, a shocking amount of ammunition and other military consumables in IMS storehouses being found unexpectedly surplus to requirements and disappearing down convenient accounting rabbit holes thereafter.
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(Thus far, things have not yet reached the point at which "independent volunteers" may include retired battleships who've decided to put down the tea and deliver a heaping helping of BURNING LOVE, but I think we all know it's only a matter of time.)
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Aw man now i want to dig out Starlancer again
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2022 8:16 PM
I wonder if the Empire has many anti-suicidalism orgs (edited)
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Suicidalism?
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Meanwhile, in things happening in the news with big Imperial energy:
Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].”
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(Also the best counting coup on an invader since the Romans auctioned the land Hannibal’s army was camped on for full pre-war price.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2022 9:23 PM
Have a link for that?
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Ukraine's National Agency for the Protection against Corruption (NAPC) has declared that captured Russian tanks and other equipment are not subject to declaration.
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Given that (last I checked) the market cost of a basic T-72 is about 500k USD, a more modern T-80 is around 3 million, and a modern BTR-80 can be between 500k and 1m USD depending, it makes sense 🙂
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A BTR-T goes between 640 and 440k depending on if it has just an HMG or a 30mm cannon.
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I wonder if the Empire has many anti-suicidalism orgs (edited)
Ministry of Harmonious Serenity and whatever their public health agency is, for most Earthling-recognized brain-related problems, I think, plus problems arising from irrationality, perhaps.
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Meanwhile, in things happening in the news with big Imperial energy:
Message from the Ukrainian tax office: “Have you captured a Russian tank or armored personnel carrier and are worried about how to declare it? Keep calm and continue to defend the Motherland! There is no need to declare [them as income].”
Hm. Question about Imperial tax service fee law in wartime. For the purposes of this hypothetical, let's say there's a gentlesophly war against someone. And I've just captured military hardware belonging to the enemy. I don't need to declare it as income yet, since it isn't mine, right? 'cause I've gotta bring it before an admiralty court (and what's the equivalent for land-based hardware, anyways?) and get it properly condemned. And then I need to declare it as income. 'cause I'd be obliged to return said hardware if the admiralty court doesn't condemn it. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 03/01/2022 10:30 PM
Or transfer it to someone else suitable. A tow truck doesn't own the vehicles it moves
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Yeah. Or that.
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Suicidalism?
BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2022 10:35 PM
You know, depression and despair, philosophical pessimism and all that "fun" (scare-quotes should be a yard wide here) stuff
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Morgrim Moon 03/01/2022 10:41 PM
If they do they should be anti-abuse orgs, because guess what is a root cause of that sort of mental damage?
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Sorry. I'm stressed and snappy and yeah, probably suicidal ie one of the people they'd hate; but I shouldn't use that to hurt others. Sorry again
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Hm. Question about Imperial tax service fee law in wartime. For the purposes of this hypothetical, let's say there's a gentlesophly war against someone. And I've just captured military hardware belonging to the enemy. I don't need to declare it as income yet, since it isn't mine, right? 'cause I've gotta bring it before an admiralty court (and what's the equivalent for land-based hardware, anyways?) and get it properly condemned. And then I need to declare it as income. 'cause I'd be obliged to return said hardware if the admiralty court doesn't condemn it. (edited)
All income earned, by individuals other than the Imperial Service or duly contracted security providers where the activities in question are within the scope of their contract, in the course of: De…
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"Is saving the world tax deductible?" "It's tax free."
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(That said, condemned prizes for mercenary work or foreign adventures of various sorts that do not qualify under that list are considered income subject to the ESF.)
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You know, depression and despair, philosophical pessimism and all that "fun" (scare-quotes should be a yard wide here) stuff
@BizarroLand ♀ @JHPrime You want the Guardians of Our Harmony for that: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/03/26/the-guardians-of-our-harmony/
So, you wanted to know about the Guardians of Our Harmony? They’re the thought police. Well, okay, not like that. That’s what paranoid outworlders would say, but really, they’re m…
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In most of these cases specifically, people will call in the thought paramedics long before they come to get them. Says it right in their charter - eudaimonia and eupsychia are the privilege of every citizen-shareholder, and if something's getting in the way of that, they know who to call.
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@BizarroLand ♀ @JHPrime You want the Guardians of Our Harmony for that: https://eldraeverse.com/2018/03/26/the-guardians-of-our-harmony/
Ah, that's the organization!
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If humans tried this, we'd get something like the Republic of Haven's Mental Hygiene Police.
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It helps that eldrae who found something like that growing would cube it using point-defense laser grids and then use the bits for strangelet bomb testing.
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So it exists in helpful form, or not at all.
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(Thus far, things have not yet reached the point at which "independent volunteers" may include retired battleships who've decided to put down the tea and deliver a heaping helping of BURNING LOVE, but I think we all know it's only a matter of time.)
Three questions: One, how dangerous do these tend to be? Are many/any of them capable of going up against, say, the Iltine or Galian fleet? Two, what sort of targets might they be going after? Would these be insignificant (not large enough to be a significant (named) polity in the Associated Worlds), or would such targets also include the Iltine Union, the Theomachy of Galia, et. al.? Three, at what point might the Fifth Directorate step in and tell them to tone it down/knock it off? I suppose that, say, blockading their world(s) would be rather beyond that point, no?
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As a brief note on this sort of thing, it is perhaps worth observing that the hard problem with overthrowing the Iltine Union is not, by and large, overthrowing the Iltine Union. There are lots of organizations that could theoretically do that. The hard problem with overthrowing the Iltine Union is that you subsequently find yourself balls-deep in Space Nazis that are all now your problem. This discourages most would-be filibusters from trying it. (edited)
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(It does not discourage absolutely everybody, but the sort of people it doesn't discourage generally don't last long enough to be in charge of large military organizations.)
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And the solution would not, presumably, be to quarantine/blockade them on their own worlds until they start behaving better?
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“You’re in time out until you can be a productive member of the Associated Worlds”
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That sort of thing.
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It's also worth remembering, incidentally, that the Theomachy of Galia is a 10-system polity and the Iltine Union a 6-system one. Neither is exactly a big deal, in real terms; they're just loud and obnoxious, as compared to most of the long tail.
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So someone (or a group of someones) could conceivably do that to one or both polities?
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And the solution would not, presumably, be to quarantine/blockade them on their own worlds until they start behaving better?
If you wanted to appoint yourself arbiter of Who Gets To Function As A Cosmopolity and make half the Worlds think you planned to revive the Doctrine of the Ecumenical Throne, yes. That sounds like work.
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Also, it may have certain unpleasant diplomatic consequences, much like the US deciding one day that it's going to erect a giant reverse Iron Curtain around the countries chronically on its shit list and everyone can just go along with it, or else.
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Would that be the point where the Fifth Directorate might tell them to tone it down?
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And that really sounds like work.
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Well, one of the sophs involved left the Imperial Navy because they felt that they weren’t killing enough pirates, tyrants, and slavers, so…
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So that might get them a polite visit.
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Just to make sure that they aren’t planning anything truly in advisable.
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None of this is Fifth Directorate business; the Fifth handles ex-threats and special circumstances, remember?
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I thought the Fifth Directorate didn't exist?
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Whose purview might this be?
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Ministry of State and Outlands?
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If someone wants to set up a private force to go liberate the Iltine Union, well, jolly good for them. Standard rules for filibusters are that the Empire won't stop you, and it won't help you. You're on your own. Have fun with the game of thrones. Win or probably die. There will probably be a polite note delivered by the Ministry of State and Outlands just reminding everyone of this policy in case they weren't clear on that. (edited)
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Apart from that, if you are stupid enough or crazy enough to publicly imply that you do have Imperial backing, ExSec (Second Directorate) might well send someone around to remind you that you don't, and harsh words may be exchanged if you ever again imply otherwise. Also harsh bullets.
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Because, long term, they are planning something that would most definitely be considered extremely in advisable, and possibly something that could have consequences well beyond their own well being. Their fleet was purchased by themselves and a few other like-minded sophs, and is probably powerful enough to tangle with and defeat any polity that isn’t one of the major polities.
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They have three battleships: the Liberator, the Breaker of Chains, and the Death of Tyrants.
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They have 42 cruisers, and over a hundred smaller combat ships.
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The other thing, of course, is that the Great Powers are in the habit of enforcing the Accord. Just to remind everyone from the notes here: 'War: The official rule on warfare between members of the Accord is the following: “Members of the Accord shall not make war upon each other, nor commit acts of war upon each other (including but not limited to piracy, slaving, and intentional destruction or confiscation of property), to the detriment of the Accord.” This latter clause, of course, permits - is intended to permit - the senior members of the Accord to attempt to preserve the general peace without having to stomp on every little squabble in the Associated Worlds. Thus, the effective rule is “you can have a war as long as you keep it small-scale, short, and don't upset anyone politically or commercially important”. That said clause is often decried for, in its application by the Conclave, and the Presidium in particular, being arbitrary, inconsistent, and politically convenient for those applying it is merely an accurate perception of reality. (No rule applies to making war with polities outside the Accord, including worldbound or starbound polities not covered by the Accord on Protected Planets; this said, the pragmatic rule of “don't bring anything down on us” and the disdain attached to the “Interstellar League of Tribal Chiefdoms” does a lot to keep the peace here, too.)'
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So yes, they have an unusually powerful fleet.
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Note that middle paragraph.
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In application, that means "keep your shit local and don't break anything that matters, 'cause if you don't , there are five very large fleets that will explain to you how to respect and enjoy the fuckin' peace, m'kay?"
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Aye.
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So, essentially, you think you can liberate a planet? Go for it. You want to commerce-raid the crap out of some generally-considered-asshats' domestic shipping? Sure, no problem. Want to be king? Mmmmaybe. Start a general war expanding outside their local space, end up bringing in the rest of the Socionovist Association, or find yourself seriously disrupting trade and communications? There's gonna be some peace made 'round here, and if you're still standing there when it arrives, it's gonna be made outta you.
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And the solution would not, presumably, be to quarantine/blockade them on their own worlds until they start behaving better?
Also, on another note relating to this, bear in mind that a hard blockade slows considerably the rate of cultural contamination. These barbarian kingdoms are places which, they feel, could use all the cultural contamination they can get, and maybe a little more.
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Fair enough.
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Goddamn flaky-ass internet.
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(On a side-note, since this started about volunteer groups, the relative frequency of "volunteer groups to fight in someone else's war for freedom" and "hey, let's you and me go conquer a country" isn't all that different there than it is in our history. Namely, lots more of the former. Filibusters are rare things, chaps. Don't let these comments fool you into thinking this sort of thing happens all the time... ...Lord Blackfall notwithstanding.)
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Also, on another note relating to this, bear in mind that a hard blockade slows considerably the rate of cultural contamination. These barbarian kingdoms are places which, they feel, could use all the cultural contamination they can get, and maybe a little more.
That's why my Federation allows limited trade with the descendants of people they exiled for memetic incompatibility.
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Could they classify senator Samív Ollianos as an object (as adherent to metaphysical determinism, verification pending) and remove him from the floor as trash?
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Seems a little disproportionate for what is, essentially, legislatively trolling the flat-earthers.
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From elsewhere, suitable villain idea: a Renegade planning to build autoduncans.
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(Silas, in this case, not Idaho.)
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Basically, self-replicating war machines designed to repeat his infamous feat (of blowing up the fortifications and killing the governor of the Falklands, declaring the islands "free of all government", and sailing off into the sunset) on a grand scale, as many times as necessary. If the universe doesn't want to cooperate by choice, then they will leave it no other option .
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Now this? This is exactly the sort of creative approach to accidental gigadeathcriming that has The Agency Which Shall Not Be Named Or Numbered drop by to permakill you. (edited)
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And how did that work out for the Falklands?
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As I recall the story, the locals enjoyed the resulting chaos so much they killed the replacement governor that Argentina sent out and carried on having a jolly good time.
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Until the British turned up some years later to apply the riding crop of Empire to the bare buttocks of potential colonials, as they do, but that’s another story. (edited)
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mmm. some more citaions on that story would be appreciated 🙂
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Plenty of versions of it on the Internet. (The one I quoted is the one related in Transhuman Space to explain how the Duncanites acquired their sobriquet, and thus is probably one of the more colorful versions.)
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Cause the sources I'm looking at really don't paint a picture that's really all that congruent to yours, is all.
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For one, the Governer definitely wasn't killed. He actually survived and both claimed some insurance for the loss of his property (paid out by the British) as well as attempted to sue the US government for damages (he did get compensation from the Argentinians for his losses)
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without conducting a serious historical investigation, at the least it appears that there's some reasonable grounds for his initial seizure of US shipping that was hunting the local seal population towards extinction (as that was apparently a concession granted to him by the Argentinians, and at least tacitly approved of by the British).
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Eh. For the purpose of this metaphorical naming, assume I’m referencing the TS version, not actual history. It’s the story that’s relevant to that, not the history.
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His deputy was killed by local ranchers, though that sounds as much like that was a disagreement in the terms of why they came in the first place (they were contracted ranchers who were supposed to be helping generate revenue by catching wild cattle, but the environment wasn't really suitable to their traditional tactics)
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And to defining the parameters of this particular Really Bad Idea.
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In one way he's actually rather remarkable insofar as he got a colony established with the approval of BOTH countries who were claiming the land.
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(Luis Vernet, the initial "governor" insofar as he was one)
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I mean, it's a good story, certainly 🙂
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just one that seems to have suffered a certain amount of memetic drift.
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Was there ever a period in Imperial history where Camouflage consisted of white uniforms with the word Bush and [Enemy] Soldier emblazoned in clear text on them?
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2022 11:55 PM
Tarps labeled with TANK COLUMN so they're visible from the air
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Ooh - typographical attacks
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Was there ever a period in Imperial history where Camouflage consisted of white uniforms with the word Bush and [Enemy] Soldier emblazoned in clear text on them?
BizarroLand ♀ 03/08/2022 6:07 AM
Where's that 4chinz meme, the one where a criminal puts tags for completely different things on his belongings to escape the notice of algorithms? (edited)
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Was there ever a period in Imperial history where Camouflage consisted of white uniforms with the word Bush and [Enemy] Soldier emblazoned in clear text on them?
Fighting an enemy with very bad image recognition software in their drones?
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Looks like Alphas III Amanyr is about to put the smackdown on some people.
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I can’t help but get the feeling this is topical
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I like to think of it as timely.
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(I mean, the Eclipse War is ancient deep canon, but this does seem like something of an apposite moment. Not that anyone's promoting Ecliptic doctrine, 'cause it's way too late for that.)
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Thought of the day: aliens steal cable, watch Rocky Horror Picture Show, think it depicts preferred human first contact protocol.
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Morgrim Moon 03/11/2022 9:44 AM
we'd possibly roll with that a lot better than many options. Hell, if they actually start SINGING anything from it, a lot of fear will turn into raw confusion
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Today's image: xenomorphs in corsets.
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Ch. 3: in which the Alien Queen turns out to be an alien queen
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That’ll give the crusty old folks in the diplomatic department aneurysms
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Enderminion 03/11/2022 1:46 PM
Lots of things do that
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Like the utter debacle that was US foreign policy in East Asia between September 15th 1945 and... like.... 1975 or so
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Today's image: xenomorphs in corsets.
you jest, but somewhere on the internet this is absolutely a thing.
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Asking here as well as TSF: Gah. My brain is being extraordinarily unhelpful this no-longer-morning. Is there a word that is to ammonia as methanogen is to methane, and that doesn't sound as awkward as the obvious naïve coinages do?
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:04 PM
it looks like all the bacteria that do that are split into other groups, not named one thing. But they seem to do it via Urease, so maybe something based off that?
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(the same enzyme is used by bacteria, fungi, plants, a couple of invertebrates, and also just hanging out naked in soil. So I can see why there isn't a specific easy name for 'stuff that exhales ammonia')
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All seem to be diazotrophs, as a general term.
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I suppose one could always divide the nitrogen fixers into rhizodiazotrophs and aerodiazotrophs.
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Asking here as well as TSF: Gah. My brain is being extraordinarily unhelpful this no-longer-morning. Is there a word that is to ammonia as methanogen is to methane, and that doesn't sound as awkward as the obvious naïve coinages do?
ammono, maybe?
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When I say ammonogen, it sounds like something from a porn flick.
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azanogen?
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from
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Hmm.
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salmogen? From the historical sal ammoniac ammonia salt?
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Shouldn’t it be trihydrogen monitride? (edited)
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admittedly, sounds suspiciously like you have salmon-based life
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Shouldn’t it be trihydrogen monitride? (edited)
Because a generic HN could also be, e.g., hydrazine
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(I may be dumb)
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:39 PM
I just went thru all the Bios: Genesis cards and there's not a peep. And they have most of the major pathways
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Because a generic HN could also be, e.g., hydrazine
0111narwhalz 03/12/2022 2:40 PM
I think without qualifiers you just assume the simplest member of the family?
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:40 PM
I'm trying to think of a polite way of saying yeah, you're dumb
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generally in chemistry, if the number isn't specified, it's 1
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I'm trying to think of a polite way of saying yeah, you're dumb
("Your self-assessment would appear to be accurate.")
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generally in chemistry, if the number isn't specified, it's 1
Alright I definitely learned that in my AP chem class in the 11th grade
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:41 PM
exception: when it's a polymer; in which case the base unit is assumed to have 1
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But somehow I forgot it
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:42 PM
"mono" is added at times for clarity. Like carbon monoxide. That's because the dioxide is so common that there is scope for confusion, and now it is habit
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I think what trips up some people is the 'dihydrogen monoxide' joke. But it HAS to be a monoxide, so more correctly it would be hydrogen oxide while a solid. The "technical" name for it is oxidane. Nobody ever uses that.
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but this is a modern take on the joke
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For some reason I’m reminded of the typographic chemistry xkcd
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0111narwhalz 03/12/2022 2:49 PM
it has to be a monoxide
HOOOH
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(what? it's technically a dihidrogen oxide)
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:50 PM
no, it's a peroxide, it has O-O bonds
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Hydrogen perperoxide.
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I seem to remember Derek Lowe writing about perperperoxides
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 2:51 PM
yeah, they're an unstable intermediary in... something or other
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For some reason I’m reminded of the typographic chemistry xkcd
Hydrogen can bond to four other atoms, one at each end of the H. In nature, it is often found in crystalline form: H H H H H H H H H H H H H H
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after some number of iterations of "per", you're pretty much just dealing with a polymer of oxygen wearing hydrogen socks
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Morgrim Moon 03/12/2022 3:01 PM
generally, you're dealing with a cloud of hot expanding gas...
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"But there are wilder poly-peroxides out there. If you want to really oxidize the crap out of things with this compound, you will turn to the 'peroxone process'. This is a combination of ozone and hydrogen peroxide, for those times when a single explosive oxidizing agent just won't do. I'm already on record as not wanting to isolate any ozone products, so as you can imagine, I really don't want to mess around with that and hydrogen peroxide at the same time. This brew generates substantial amounts of HOOOH, ozonide radicals, hydroxy radicals and all kinds of other hideous thingies, and the current thinking is that one of the intermediates is the HOOOOO- anion. Yep, five oxygens in a row - I did not type that with my elbows."
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HOOOOO-? Whooooo.
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Apparently this works great for industrial remediation. I am not surprised. If I saw an HOOOOO- anion coming at me, I too would fall to pieces and/or run the fuck away.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2022 3:06 PM
I suppose we could try and solve the problem by nailing down what kind of ammonia's being produced
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Nitratogen?
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Sophontobolism maybe, for the bots?
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admittedly, sounds suspiciously like you have salmon-based life
salmon solitons
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/12/2022 4:33 PM
Azanogen sounds as good as anything I've heard proposed thus far
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/12/2022 5:17 PM
Azanogen is the boring option
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[quoting myself elsewhere for reference] Random side note: while I've elaborated on the metaphysics some over time, the logos started out as essentially the equivalent of the "Mystery" in Greg Bear's Way series; i.e., a literary contrivance that gives sophont action a little more interest/meaning than Microsoft Word action. tl;dr [add ineffability here]
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/13/2022 8:17 PM
Man, all those characters in our media who have various forms of ageless immortality without huge extra drawbacks and are cross about it...
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And then there is Highlander . "Let's all kill each other for the Prize!" "Er, you guys? We have freakin' immortality. What say we just walk away, chillax, and enjoy the door prize?" (edited)
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“Because I have to be the absolute best that there is, ever has been, and ever will be, that’s why!”
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Because humans will screw over anyone and everyone else to get even the slightest bit ahead…
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Which is why it’s weird how the sequel retconned them into aliens
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What sequel? There was only one...
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Regarding "anála": it seems weird to put geometric shapes in a different category to π.
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The value of π comes out of Euclidean geometry the same way, say, hexagons do. And also a lot of other maths.
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Yeah, I just updated it to make it clearer that they're talking about the measured value of π via-a-vis things like the computed value of π.
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After all, with sufficient metric engineering, you can make the former anything you'd like it to be.
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Y'know, we've kind of written ourselves into a corner when it comes to, in the multi-species future, needing a word for "fear or dislike of humans". "You're a homophobe?" "Yeah, I hate the entire freakin' genus."
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xD
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yeah, even being on their side, you kinda gotta admit that the good side is playing at some dirty tactics there
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coining stuff like 'homophobe' and 'transphobe' as the general name for anyone who doesn't support them
16:31
it divides everyone into two neat categories: "our side", and "people afraid of us". It's a subtle and damned clever play.
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Y'know, we've kind of written ourselves into a corner when it comes to, in the multi-species future, needing a word for "fear or dislike of humans". "You're a homophobe?" "Yeah, I hate the entire freakin' genus."
What about misanthropy? I'm pretty sure that's human-specific.
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Could anyone around here give me a better Japanese translation of "star people" or "people of the star" than I can get from online translators? Thanks muchly.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/28/2022 12:00 AM
Sutaajin, as a first stab, maybe, but that's using "star" as a loanword.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/28/2022 12:09 AM
hoshi-jin?
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I'm pretty sure Hoshi specifically refers to stars that are not our own (edited)
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Actually yeah, I guess hoshijin (kanji: 星人) works (edited)
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Although it seems to also be part of the term used for alien (異星人)
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hoshi no hito (星の人) would be "people of the star" or "the star's people" (edited)
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To break it down: Hoshi (星) is the kanji meaning star, No (の) is the hiragana that is used for the possessive particle, and Hito/Jin/Nin (人) is a kanji used to refer to a person. I listed multiple pronunciations for 人 because kanji can have multiple readings: kunyomi is the Japanese reading of the character, onyomi is the Chinese reading of the character, and then there's rendaku to account for as well. The kunyomi reading is typically used for individual kanji, but when they're put together into compounds you typically use the onyomi reading. Rendaku is a change in pronunciation of the first syllable of a kanji that can occur when it's assembled into a compound, it's an irregular phenomenon so you kind of have to remember each instance. So, kunyomi: 人 alone means person and is pronounced "hito." Onyomi: アメリカ人 means American and is pronounced "amerikajin." Onyomi with rendaku: 商人 means merchant and is pronounced "shounin."
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If you wanted Sutaajin though, that would be written スター人. You can tell it's using star as a loanword because it's written with katakana, not hiragana or kanji. (edited)
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Actually, hoshi no jinmin (星の人民) would be more precise; I think hito/jin can be plural by itself, but jinmin seems to be specifically plural and means people/citizens.
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Some alternatives are hoshi no koumin (星の公民) which means "freemen of the star," and hoshi no shimin (星の市民) which means "citizens/citizenry of the star."
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You're probably going to want to run these by an actual native Japanese speaker, though. The entry I'm seeing for 公民 includes both singular "citizen" and plural "freemen" and I'm pretty sure the singular use would be more common.
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If you want an archaism, jisho.org says 大御宝 once meant "Imperial subjects," but it seems to be archaic enough that Google Translate is telling me that it means "Great treasure"
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Y'know, we've kind of written ourselves into a corner when it comes to, in the multi-species future, needing a word for "fear or dislike of humans". "You're a homophobe?" "Yeah, I hate the entire freakin' genus."
doctorcatfish 03/29/2022 6:55 PM
Wouldn't anthrophobe still work?
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misanthrope or anthrophobe, yeah.
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misanthrope or anthrophobe, yeah.
doctorcatfish 03/30/2022 10:41 AM
Not quite the same, I think. A misanthrope dislikes humans, but an anthrophobe is afraid of them. Stanley Kubrick, for example. I don't think feared the human race -- he just thought we sucked.
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Not quite the same, I think. A misanthrope dislikes humans, but an anthrophobe is afraid of them. Stanley Kubrick, for example. I don't think feared the human race -- he just thought we sucked.
BizarroLand ♀ 03/30/2022 11:05 AM
I mean, homophobes don't really fear homosexual people either
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I mean, homophobes don't really fear homosexual people either
doctorcatfish 03/30/2022 3:26 PM
That depends on the definition of fear you're using, but I'm not going to take that further as it would get political
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Morgrim Moon 03/31/2022 8:13 AM
Listening to music and having random thoughts: I bet the Empire has some awesome advertising campaigns aimed at worlds in the emerging markets, selling all sorts of good things. And I can easily see an immortegen ad using the song "Fame" from the musical of the same name. Mostly because of the chorus: I'm gonna live forever I'm gonna learn how to fly (High) I feel it coming together People will see me and cry I'm gonna make it to heaven Light up the sky like a flame (Fame) I'm gonna live forever Baby, remember my name
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/31/2022 10:31 AM
Oh, I was just thinking the same thing the other day when my wife was listening to that song!
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Enderminion 03/31/2022 5:02 PM
I feel like live forever is in the same context of that copper guy
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Today I consider the joy of hanging old-style cannon names on common types of mass driver firearms, rather than referring to them by boring old bore diameters: 12 mm - falconet (light sluggun) 24 mm - saker 36 mm - demi-culverin (heavy sluggun) 72 mm - culverin 144 mm - bombard
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(By analogy from "small, light gun" to "fucking big gun".)
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/03/2022 9:35 AM
Hah! I wondered how such things might end up designated.
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So, before I get back to catching up on my backlog, I'm having a bit of a thought experiment to put the flesh on the bones of the 'verse's fission power program over on my TSF world channel. Link here: https://discord.com/channels/392018101572730890/842122611684016178/963229733338882128
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For those who aren't over there, here is text:
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Build The Nuclear Program Of Your Dreams! Okay, no. Build the nuclear program of my dreams. I'm looking to flesh out the historical evolution of fission power in the 'verse, and since I can, I'm calling on all you fine nuclear folk to help me out, here, if you will. The year is... well, they don't use the same calendar, and when exactly this is has always been a mite fuzzy thus far, anyway. (If you think you can build some kind of nuclear generator out of steampunk tech with a difference engine clacking away on the reactor kinetics, hey, I love it.) But regardless, it is The Dawn of the Atomic Age. You have: * Thanks to a fortunate supernova some 300 megayears ago, you have all the uranium and thorium and other power metals you could possibly want just lying around for the taking. (Eventual social side effects of this are, conveniently, that while people still have a healthy respect for radiation, there isn't the kind of super-paranoid radiophobia that insists that all paperwork that's ever touched a photocopier at the power plant offices be buried for 50,000 years. No NIMBYs. No "Free Neutrons Make Baby Jesus Cry" T-shirts. And no bombs preceding the civilian applications.) * The economy is booming. Bright young engineers are starting companies like Extropa Energy and Empire Nucleonics, and investors are lining up to throw money at them. And since fossil fuels are not a big thing around here, the energy market is pretty much theirs for the claiming. For practical purposes, you can assume you have all the budget.
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* side note: no-one who lives for millennia likes building things over and over again because they fail - bonus points will be awarded for designs that last and are maintainable unto whenever, and anything whose design specs amount to "use it up, then decommission it in place" isn't going to get a hearing. * further side note: marketing, investor relations, and general cultural awareness tells you that everyone will be much happier if you design and build the super-fancy highly-elegant advanced power plant that Harrods would sell you, then make it Art Deco. Just sayin'. No points for cutting corners. * There are no concerns about non-proliferation. Given the state of the world, it is generally assumed that trying to keep a lid on nuclear power there would be like trying to keep a lid on electricity here. Philosophically, people are much more concerned with efficiency (see: long lives) and such, so plans which include reprocessing, breeding, and waste burn-up are particularly welcome. * Un-otherwise-handleable high-level waste disposal can be assumed taken care of. (By vitrification into glass bricks, followed by stacking in the desert behind a fence labeled "If you cross this fence, you will die, and your corpse will join the rest of the bricks.") * There are market niches for all of big reactors, small reactors, naval reactors, and eventually spacing reactors.
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* The regulatory environment is very friendly (i.e., "don't fuck up, but we aren't going to be all over your ass telling you how to not fuck up"). You answer primarily to your tort insurer, who has agreed to ask for only moderately extortionate amounts of money in exchange for having your engineers convince their engineers that they've done their due diligence in building and running things safely. Triple or triple-triple redundancy is standard for this sort of infrastructure. (While an oversimplification of the situation on the ground, for the purposes of this exercise, assume everyone is competent, the engineers are immune to pressure from above to take short-cuts, and people who are corrupt or lazy in executing their professional responsibilities are ritually disemboweled and fed to a large, unlubricated gearbox.) So. What would you build, and how would it evolve?
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/11/2022 7:45 PM
Oh man, I'd love to answer that if I knew anything about making nuclear reactors past
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"take the magic power rock and put enough of it together that it heats up water and use it to drive a turbine"
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Molten salt reactors. If I remember the history right, ridiculously high-pressure steam loops are a historical fluke and aberration in our timeline?
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is, uh, Gerrit right? is Gerrit here?
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Not here, but we’re talking over there.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/11/2022 8:53 PM
Thinking about it I can see the early designs looking something like a CANDU. Natural uranium, low pressure, online fuel replacement. It'll change, of course, once they have enough operating experience to understand embrittlement issues.
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Hmm, yeah. Given that we’re looking at a scenario with a higher isotopic ratio of U and the possibility of natural Pu/233U to be found, you could build some pretty nice CANDU designs, maybe even with some of the advantages of the LEU-burning ACR.
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Yeah, CANDU, can do.
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(I have been waiting to say that for so long)
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Heh. ISTR CANDUs can also act as thorium breeders.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/11/2022 11:27 PM
ISTR they can burn all kinds of things, which is what made them popular until they fell too far behind the leading edge.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/11/2022 11:42 PM
They also produce tritium
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/11/2022 11:50 PM
Honestly, if it hadn't been the USN pushing PLWR designs, I could see CANDU designs dominating the early power reactor markets. (edited)
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Later there would be a push to greater efficiency and even more maintainability and I'm not sure where that would go.
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Part of the reason CANDU designs weren't pushed harder was due to proliferation concerns. IIRC one got sold to India for purely civilian use... it was modified (and not that much IIRC) to generate plutonium for India's first nukes.
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Ah, it was a relative CIRUS reactor, also provided by Canada.
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But plutonium was also extracted from spent CANDU reactor fuel.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/11/2022 11:57 PM
Sure, but in the Eldrae case that isn't an issue.
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very true
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 12:01 AM
And in our TL, it really isn't that difficult for a modern state to make bomb fuel. From my point of view those proliferation concerns are substantially red herrings from the anti-nuc movement.
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I usually heard them talked up on the grounds of non-proliferation since they avoid the need to enrich fuel, but yeah, not a big concern in-setting. Proliferation-wise, nuclear power is such a game-changing technology that it would be like trying to stop the proliferation of electricity, here on Earth. People take one look at the idea and haha no it.
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It also occurs to me that that ability to run on unenriched uranium is much more of a selling point when you haven't already got enrichment facilities lying around from making HEU for the atom bomb. Especially since isotopic separation of U is a pain in the ass, the more so when you need it to scale to the supply of way more nuclear power plants than we ever built.
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Another thing that occurs to me is the effect of shifted isotope ratios on this; the proposed advanced CANDU design (which replaces the heavy water coolant with light water, while keeping the heavy water moderator) requires LEU rather than natural uranium, but I'm wondering if the natural isotopic composition could plausibly be shifted to the point where some of the ACR's advantages could be applied to the basic CANDU. (Since the ACR shrinks the core considerably and also the heavy water requirement, this is also where I might want to start speculating about the existence of a "naval CANDU" to use instead of naval PWRs, but let's think about the basic plan first, heh.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2022 1:12 AM
There's the likelihood that some ores have differing isotope ratios, so some designs may suit different regions. Transporting rods will always be an irritating task, given their sheer density and desire to self-immolate. "Blow this, we'll build the less efficient reactor that uses the local ore, and reprocess the waste from that for the better shinier reactor" seems like something they'd do.
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Also how the ore is mined may have an impact. I'm pro-nuclear energy, but anti "pump the entire water table full of acid to try and slurry the bits of rock we need, killing many things in the process" because what the hell are you thinking
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2022 1:17 AM
I don't think isotope ratios vary due to normal physical/chemical processes except for hydrogen/deuterium?
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I’m not aware of any, at least, and even if they did, it gets harder the further up you go in atomic mass, so.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 2:55 AM
I think where the eldrae would go next is to systems where the radioactive/embrittled materials in the reactor can be replaced or recycled cheaply. Where that is is speculation as we haven't been able to go there yet. I also think they'd be big into secondary uses for radioactives and would be pushing radiochemistry to find uses. If you can sell it for a profit, it isn't waste.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2022 3:17 AM
"Gamma irradiated everything!" Although honestly it IS a really good way of sterilizing stuff. The Lucas Heights reactor here in Aus isn't primarily for power, it's for research. (And making all the radiotherapy drugs in the southern hemisphere.) But it also sterilizes all my microbiology testing bottles.
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its not a microwave oven, its a picowave oven
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 4:00 AM
Yeah there would be a big line in preserving food by irradiating it. And no idiots that would think the food becomes radioactive.
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i know people who think that microwaves make stuff radioactive
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 4:08 AM
headdesks
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2022 4:09 AM
Although I think there is one vitamin that's destroyed by gamma irradiation? So don't use it to sterilize those foods.
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i'm not a field expert, but by my understanding the issue with food treatment/preservation via irradiation is not public perception.
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as far as preserving nutrition value, taste/texture, etc it comes out ahead of other preservation techniques for sure, and it has other neat uses like delaying ripening and preventing produce from sprouting.
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but its expensive and difficult. typical useful exposure values for food are in the kGy range. Lots and lots of shielding requirements, a painful amount of radioisotope you gotta replenish if you're using gamma irradiation, etc
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imagine how hot (perhaps even literally) the inside of that chamber is going to be if you're treating apples in values of kGy as they pass through in a conveyor belt, with only minutes of exposure. Now imagine the nightmare it would be to design and maintain, the floorspace this requires, the capital investment... Maybe it'd become prominent when consumers really care about food quality and nuclear tech is very commonplace, like over there. But i wouldn't say it's public perception that keeps this tech from being super widespread here. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2022 5:44 AM
I think the way it's used at the moment is mostly incidental radiation, not deliberately generated. With the microbio bottles, they're dumped in a specific chamber by the pallet-load, and left for [time period]. That's bad for fresh food, but maybe doable for stuff like canned
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there's precedent for deliberate generation. Not sure what the numbers are for food processing, but its definitely used in some other industries; some plastics are crosslinked using radiation bombardment
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 5:48 AM
My understanding is it is in use for food and doesn't get talked about much. Wiki says around 500,000 tons/year
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it is in use, but it's not incredibly widespread. From the apparent merits (possibly one of the best preservation techniques in terms of preventing spoilage without impacting taste/texture/nutrition), it's great
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but most everything you see in a grocery store uses preservatives, cooking or partial cooking (pasteruzation), salt, etc.
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that's not public perception. That's just factory owners doing a cost/benefit analysis and deciding against building a giant shielded chamber and (probably) requiring a bunch of extra training for workers and being subject to more regulations
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 5:53 AM
Fda irradiated food logo. Nice semiotics.
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maybe the math comes out a lot better when you have so many reactors that Co-60 is a lot cheaper... but if anything, i think consumer preferences would be way more important. The Eldrae are all about luxuries, and they'd be willing to pay for the extra food quality.
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humans aren't quite so discerning, so we're fine with partial cooking, very salty foods, pasteurized milk, etc etc
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 5:58 AM
So if I’m interpreting the logo correctly, irradiated food will make me a psychic space alien.
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Or my kids will gave one eye and two mouths.
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Morgrim Moon 04/12/2022 6:00 AM
I thought that was a strange sunflower
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:02 AM
Could be. I love semiotics. From a very small investment in fact one can get massive amounts of conjecture.
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humans aren't quite so discerning, so we're fine with partial cooking, very salty foods, pasteurized milk, etc etc
I would say it's less that we're undiscerning, so much as that we're poor and traditionalist.
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So "good food" get's conflated with "food done the way it was a 50-100 years ago" by a lot of people, and lots of people have very few options to obtain good food
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also salt is just really really good
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:08 AM
Interpretation 1. Dr. Ulmann in his lecture also provided the interpretation of this symbol: denoting food - as an agricultural product - i.e., a plant (dot and two leaves) in a closed package (the circle) - irradiated from top through the package by penetrating ionizing rays (the breaks in the upper part of the circle).[2]
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Interpretation 2. The central dot is the radiation source. - The two circle segments ('leaves') are the biological shield to protect the workers and the environment. - The outer ring is the transport system, the lower half of it is shielded from radiation by the biological shield and resembles also the loading area, the upper broken half symbolizes the rays hitting the target goods on the transport system.[1]
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I like mine better
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I would say it's less that we're undiscerning, so much as that we're poor and traditionalist.
maybe i'm just projecting, since i'm definitely in the "flavorless biege smoothie" camp
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2022 6:11 AM
Did you guys see that "pythom space" video? (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:13 AM
The Great Depression and WW2 broke food in the US. It took unil 1980 for the recovery to begin.
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Pythom space? Nope,
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I disagree! It def sent things on weird tangents, and cut down a lot of variety, but I think people who like to go on about how bad that era of food was are mostly reacting to non-culinary attempts to sell jello rather than recipes people actually used?
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maybe i'm just projecting, since i'm definitely in the "flavorless biege smoothie" camp
Lots of people don't consider food a primary luxury, but lots of people do!
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0111narwhalz 04/12/2022 6:16 AM
weird mid-century cooking
the things I've seen usually start "what the fuck is this?" and end "why is this good??"
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(Like I'm not disagreeing with the statement that it effected USA food culture a lot, just with the statement that "broken" was an appropriate adjective)
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0111narwhalz
weird mid-century cooking
the things I've seen usually start "what the fuck is this?" and end "why is this good??"
B. Dylan Holis's tiktok is def one of my sources here, but I've also seen people taking records from old grandmas about what they cooked at the time.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:18 AM
I was there for the tail end of it. It wasn’t a complete wasteland of course. You could get good stuff in ethnic enclaves, and arguably the recovery wss jumped started by sell out hippies who finally had enough money to spend on the decent food they got while hippies.
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Husband-and-wife team who want to go to Mars
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so badly they don't care about little things like safety procedures
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the unstabilized drone video... the makeshift landing legs...
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Also don't forget the fart sounds and the cloud of delicious nitric acid that they run to avoid
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:22 AM
A book that exposited on the issues is Monstrous Depravity by John Gould. Published in 62, he was a Maine newspaper columnist who was saddened at food whose main purpose was to be convenient.
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That rocket seems terrifying. Hopefully they don’t kill anyone else
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
A book that exposited on the issues is Monstrous Depravity by John Gould. Published in 62, he was a Maine newspaper columnist who was saddened at food whose main purpose was to be convenient.
I'll add it to the list; I'm def interested in the subject even if I'm not sure I'll agree with this person. (As a food nerd, food whose main purpose is to be convenient is a good and wonderful thing)
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(I've read possibly-analogous books about food culture in the soviet union)
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(So that'll make for a fun comparison :P)
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That rocket seems terrifying. Hopefully they don’t kill anyone else
BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2022 6:24 AM
June 19th 2018 | They said buying propellant would be the easy part. Considering our thick accent and brief history in the Space industry we also chose chemicals allegedly simple and cheap to acquire: nitric acid and furfuryl alcohol, not perfect but close to our Mars propellant plan.
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Getting a copy that I don't have to pay for will be the main issue :P
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:25 AM
He’d probably agree. He would also claim that the main purpose of food is to eat, and if it wasn’t good at that you have a problem
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I look forward to hearing his opinions in detail
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2022 6:26 AM
I'm sorry, I know that probably belonged in #random , it's just too hilarious not to share
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The Pythom website and the couple's statements are full of choice quotes too
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:27 AM
I think the book was an edited compilation of his food related columns. it wanders a bit and talks a bunch about Maine cultures.
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Sounds good!
06:28
That said, it looks like it's going to have to take a slot in my extremely slow-moving "paying for non-fiction books" queue
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/12/2022 6:30 AM
same here
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:30 AM
Fortunately it has been republished recently. My hardcover that I got at a book sale mumble years ago got misplaced. Ebook now too.
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Ebooks are wonderful things, I get so much more reading done on my laptop than I do on devices where I need to budget time for Specifically Reading
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:32 AM
Tablets rock. And in extremis, the many books on my phone can help stave off withdrawal.
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I've heard good things about tablets but I find task-switching costs to be ruinous and try to keep everything on a single laptop
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I have never particularly needed a tablet-form-factor device.
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Generally in any situation where I could reasonably use a tablet and it's worth the overhead of moving whatever I'm doing to it, I could also just use a laptop.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/12/2022 6:41 AM
I’m moving this #random
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So this apparently is a Chinese propaganda poster. (About the need to protect white girls from American smoke demon eagles.)
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I’m posting this here because, well, guess who is absolutely the sort of polity to develop smoke demon eagle nanocloud technology?
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Yep. (Well, okay, smoke demon dragon namocloud technology.)
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0111narwhalz 04/18/2022 6:05 PM
who's protecting whom here? the crowd just seems to be here for a show
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/18/2022 6:06 PM
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(Also shout out to Exalted whose depiction of Autochthonia includes an elemental dragon of smoke rejoicing in the name Oberashti, the Shogun of Genocide .)
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There’s a North Korean cartoon that depicts Americans as buff wolf men who can toss tanks. Any chance there?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/18/2022 8:12 PM
depicts Americans as buff wolf men who can toss tanks
Accurate
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I’m posting this here because, well, guess who is absolutely the sort of polity to develop smoke demon eagle nanocloud technology?
https://twitter.com/sgodofsk/status/1515843336539721728 Would they also develop biomechanical airplane/tank/missile silo/xenomorph hybrid mecha?
apparently this is chinese anti-american agitprop and I gotta say it makes us look FULLY SICK which I don't think was the intention
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"Really, Commander?"
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/19/2022 10:52 PM
So the probe, if launched, will not only orbit Uranus but release a parasite craft to punch deep into it (edited)
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https://twitter.com/sgodofsk/status/1515843336539721728 Would they also develop biomechanical airplane/tank/missile silo/xenomorph hybrid mecha?
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/20/2022 12:47 AM
"Of course most people underestimate the warrior characteristics of the Anglo-Saxon and Norman peoples anyway. It takes a heap of piety to keep a Viking from wanting to go sack a city." -- Jerry Pournelle
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Always remember: when we run out of physics, there's still metaphysics.
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I will not design a species of fascist butterflies just so I can name their leader Grand Moth Tarquin.
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I will not design a species of fascist butterflies just so I can name their leader Grand Moth Tarquin.
Coward.
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Disney’s lawyers are not the boss fight I choose.
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Is there still a modern Assassin's Guild in the present-day Empire of the Star? (edited)
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No-one wants unprofessional assassins running around, after all.
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On the one hand, it has historically proved quite hard to stop them, on the other, imagine the monopoly-enforcement
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Disney’s lawyers are not the boss fight I choose.
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On the one hand, it has historically proved quite hard to stop them, on the other, imagine the monopoly-enforcement
doctorcatfish 04/24/2022 11:04 AM
Not sure if you mean the Guild of Inhumation or the Somewhat Ancient and Mostly Honorable House of the Mouse
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BluejayHurricane 04/24/2022 11:06 AM
Can we point them at each other and let one problem solve another? (edited)
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Not sure if you mean the Guild of Inhumation or the Somewhat Ancient and Mostly Honorable House of the Mouse
It has historically proved hard to stop there being unprofessional assassins; people are prone to take up the career on the spur of the moment
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doctorcatfish 04/24/2022 11:18 AM
Perhaps, but spontaneous amateurs tend not to have engaged in the professional behaviors of self-preservation, and thus are a mostly self-limiting problem
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 11:24 AM
also I wouldn't call that assassination. Spontaneous murder is more common than premeditation.
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additionally, from the official BBC style guide: "assassinate: Use only for the killing of political and religious leaders. Lesser mortals are killed."
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I see the official BBC style is dry wit :P
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 11:29 AM
Yep. And surprisingly useful linguistics lessons on arabic naming structure, so you know whether you should put 'al' or 'el' or things like patronymics/place of origin markers into the name you are reporting on. Because the Middle East has been having a lot of newsworthy persons this decade
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sadly I fear if you give them a few years there may be a matching version for russian names 😐
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 11:40 AM
I'm surprised there isn't already due to the USSR and the cold war
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 11:45 AM
there was quite a bit of governmental pressure to "simplify" names during the USSR, which led to its own naming quirks. I've got a friend in russia who rants about it and more specifically how terribly russian names get botched in english-language media. It's an informative and entertaining rant 😂
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 1:42 PM
I know there was a lot of stuff where they Russified Kyrgyz and Turkmen and Uzbek names, which led to some oddities. I'm curious about the botching, though. I know we're unlikely to see someone referred to as, say "Katya Ivanovna" in English, you'd just see "Katya", with the patronymic dropped, but I wonder what else?
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Does Susan Ivanova count?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 2:30 PM
No, not quite, because that's a surname; her patronymic would have been "Andreyevna", but she never uses it.
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That said, they do correctly decline her surname for gender and get it right when her father is mentioned.
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Which is better than the MCU does with Uhhhh Natasha Romanov?
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additionally, from the official BBC style guide: "assassinate: Use only for the killing of political and religious leaders. Lesser mortals are killed."
I hereby decree that regular, unprofessional, premeditated murder is assination. Because it's half-assed. (edited)
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Which is better than the MCU does with Uhhhh Natasha Romanov?
Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 4:44 PM
Yep. she should be Romanova.
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DSD [He/They] 04/24/2022 8:48 PM
Mmm, spinny exploding breakfast.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 8:49 PM
Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!
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Yep. she should be Romanova.
Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 9:53 PM
She also shouldn't be Natasha, she should be Natalia. "Natasha" is the diminutive version of the name.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/24/2022 9:54 PM
Oh, yeah, good point there!
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Although. I know a Bob. Who is named Bob.
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 10:21 PM
poor Bob
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/24/2022 10:53 PM
Russian: diminutives as far as the eye can see.
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Morgrim Moon 04/24/2022 11:00 PM
<Friend> an important note for everybody who writes about it: the short form of 'vladimir' isn't vlad, it's 'vova' <Me> there was a comedy show on here tonight that mentioned that... and immediately followed "but we don't like him, so we're gonna keep calling him vlad". I'll try to find you a video XD <Friend> vlad is a legit short form in russian but it's a form of vladislav xD imagine a short form of John be Bill. and you're like 'but it's William?..' <Me> honestly? That's pretty much how a large chunk of nicknames GO in Australia <Friend> your entire country solely exists to fuck with people is2g
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/24/2022 11:36 PM
Wikipedia on diminutives of Vladimir in Russian: Volodya (and variants with diminutive suffixes: Volod'ka, Volodyen'ka, etc.), Vova (and diminutives: Vovka, Vovochka, etc.), Vovchik, Vladik, Vovan.
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If it doesn’t have at least 5 diminutive forms, it isn’t a Russian name.
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Is there still a modern Assassin's Guild in the present-day Empire of the Star? (edited)
Anyway. To answer in a more serious manner, yes. (Although bear in mind that the oldest and best of them, the Order of Beautiful Death, are generalized ktenologists and also train warrior-poets, bodyguard-courtesans, legionary cadre, and euthanatrists. No-one ever needed that many assassins.) But wet work is forever, and thus the need for assassins. In government service alone, the Imperial Military Service (Stratarchy of Indirection and Subtlety) will always need some - insofar as assassination is among the most efficient tools of warfare - as will Admiralty Intelligence and the ISS, and for that matter, the Office of Reconstruction and Execution may have a need to send someone after a misbegotten wight that has made their way onto the Red List.
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There's always the call for some in private service, too. (Sargases gonna Sargas.) And leaving aside the careful blind eye turned to certain Houses and their games, if one is in possession of a writ of baculum or are engaged in mutually agreed-upon kanly, assassination can be entirely legal, especially the kind that acts as a Very Pointed Note by virtue of not being permadeath. (This is why one calls upon a professional assassin. Hiring the sort of random murderer likely to break their way into the house, steal some valuables in passing, and leave the bodies of guards, unlucky family members, retainers, and pets scattered around on the way to their target is Not Done. Vendetta in civilization has rules, and a professional assassin will leave no sign of their passing but the funeral-ready body of their ex-target and an exquisitely calligraphed apology for the inconvenience.)
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((That said, almost all of the assassins hired for intra-Imperial kanly these days are there to count coup, not to actually kill . Having one's adversary wake up to a nightblossom and a rather pointed haiku on their pillow serves almost as well in practice.))
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random question that occurred to me: when it comes to bodies that sophs like to walk around in, there are probably a fair few (large) hardshells that run a 'micro'-fission plant for power, just like how you've mentioned MBTs (and presumably various non-military vehicles) use them. But the interesting question is, are there any bioshells which run one? The difficulties and solutions in trying to get a biological organism to contain and maintain a nuclear reactor sounds fascinating.
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random question that occurred to me: when it comes to bodies that sophs like to walk around in, there are probably a fair few (large) hardshells that run a 'micro'-fission plant for power, just like how you've mentioned MBTs (and presumably various non-military vehicles) use them. But the interesting question is, are there any bioshells which run one? The difficulties and solutions in trying to get a biological organism to contain and maintain a nuclear reactor sounds fascinating.
doctorcatfish 04/28/2022 6:26 AM
Presumably without resorting to the Precursors’ answer of: Because I Say So ontotech
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random question that occurred to me: when it comes to bodies that sophs like to walk around in, there are probably a fair few (large) hardshells that run a 'micro'-fission plant for power, just like how you've mentioned MBTs (and presumably various non-military vehicles) use them. But the interesting question is, are there any bioshells which run one? The difficulties and solutions in trying to get a biological organism to contain and maintain a nuclear reactor sounds fascinating.
have you read the excellent webnovel katalepsis
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random question that occurred to me: when it comes to bodies that sophs like to walk around in, there are probably a fair few (large) hardshells that run a 'micro'-fission plant for power, just like how you've mentioned MBTs (and presumably various non-military vehicles) use them. But the interesting question is, are there any bioshells which run one? The difficulties and solutions in trying to get a biological organism to contain and maintain a nuclear reactor sounds fascinating.
HELLO I AM THE HUNCHBACK OF NEUTRONS, DAMN HAVE I MENTIONED I AM AN EXTREMELY CLUNKY CYBORG TODAY?
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Which is to say: free neutrons may not make baby Jesus cry, but biotech is tragically unsuited to high-energy applications. As for low-energy applications, putting radiosynthetic symbiotes in your skin has been done, the same way as putting photosynthetic symbiotes has been, but much like photosynthesis, it doesn't fulfil the entire energy budget of active animal life, especially not when you're burning more energy on fixing radiation syndrome before it gets started. There are people who pursue the goal of personal autarky, but the results are not, generally speaking, great.
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Incidentally, the use of microfission reactors in vehicles is the sort of thing that is common in military vehicles and some long-range exploratory and colonization vehicles (helllllloooooooo, Mako!) whose power requirements can't be met by RTGs, and not much else. This is because while they're wonders of advanced technology, they're wonders of advanced technology that are still not great when it comes to price-performance. The killer app for them is situations when you can't rely on the local power grid (because people would shoot it up) or when there simply isn't one; if you can charge up a fat accumulator and top it off as you go, you do, 'cause that's every kind of better.
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I wonder whether microfusion reactors are ever used? Seems like they'd be easier to refuel and less hazardous.
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Or has fusion tech not scaled down that far in the 'verse?
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They exist, but they're harder to pack into an equivalently small space. You need a bunch more tech to coax fusion into giving up its energy, whereas a can of hot soup will give you its energy whether you want it to or not.
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Also, in fueling terms, hydrogen or even D-³He slush takes up more space than the hot soup; and if you've been living right, you can go years between hot soup changeouts, so they're not all that worried on that count.
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(Oh, and that same "more tech to initiate the reaction" means it breaks more easily when people start shooting at it.)
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While I'm talking about vehicular reactors, I take this moment to note that having poked at it some more with new knowledge, I have taken this opportunity to retcon the microfission reactor out of the M-70 Havoc combat exoskeleton in exchange for a real big, extra-dense superconducting-loop accumulator.
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Charged up in the morgue, or from base power. And while it could, in emergencies, be recharged in the field from any armored vehicle's micro/mini-fission reactor, I have provided a dedicated power logistics vehicle for less urgent field recharging.
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The Light Nuclear Charging Habitat (and field kitchen, so you can grab some chow while the suit charges up). (Since auxiliary vehicles are prefixed HAV in their naming scheme, I have allowed this use of backronyms to designate said vehicle the HAV-LNCH.) (edited)
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Hav lnch paled in comparison to the wonder of an actual USN acronym, "Maritime Augmended Guidance with Integrated Controls for Carrier Approach and Recovery Precision Enabling Technologies" aka MAGIC CARPET
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Dang.
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(DANG, of course, being an acronym for Despair And Nausea Generated.)
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Hav lnch is cool though
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What do they call the field kitchen, then? /sarcasm
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And since I'm talking about vehicles anyway, while I've always had a firm anti-mecha stance, the existence of walking vehicles has always been canon for dealing with terrain for which rotational drivetrains will always suck, one way or another. I've just never defined them. Well, now I have.
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Reasoning that since they're already building tank varietals using the multiple-modules-attached-to-base-platform model, it's only logical that they're going to build warstriders (the militarized form of striders, the generic term for civilian legged vehicles) using the same system, and as long as you're doing that , you might as well build a walking base platform that can take the same modules as the rolling base platform.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 11:24 AM
meanwhile..
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DSD [He/They] 04/28/2022 11:24 AM
Spider mechs > twolegs mech.
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And so alongside the HV-type tank base platform there is now the HS-type warstrider base platform, which adds extra underbelly armor and point defense while swapping out the eight rollagons for six legs in three pairs, set up at a wide-stance diagonal with wide foot pads for maximal stability. Also tractor ground-grippers in the foot pads. Slower, but gives no fucks about terrain, including walking right up sheer surfaces. (Pays the cost in speed, though, which is a little under half that of the tank platform, at no more than 60 mph.) Also in being rather taller and slightly wider than the tank version thanks to the legs, although when at a standstill and crouching it can cut the increase in height down to 0.7 m/2'. (edited)
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(Looks rather like the bottom part of a Star Wars AT-TE, except for not being articulated and not trying to include in the job of an IFV.)
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Modularity means just flipping the code a bit, so next to the HV-10 Basher-class tactical assault tank you have the HS-10 Basher-class tactical assault warstrider, the HV-12 Stormfall becomes the HS-12 Stormfall, the HV-10a Flammifer the HS-10a Flammifer, etc., etc.
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Spider mechs > twolegs mech.
Only exceeded in turn by tentacle mech.
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Driven by giant octopodes. But that comes later.
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(I shall have submarine AKVs with tentacles piloted by uploaded octopod minds ripping into enemy hulls in a scene taken straight from the Matrix , and I shall call them squidfighters. Muahaha.)
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DSD [He/They]
Spider mechs > twolegs mech.
Factorio has demonstrated this excellently.
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DSD [He/They]
Spider mechs > twolegs mech.
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 2:14 PM
don't make me argue here xD
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tryna calm down my inner arguer
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0111narwhalz 04/28/2022 3:36 PM
if you insist on twolegs, raptorial not humanoid
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if you insist on twolegs, raptorial not humanoid
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 3:50 PM
no chickenwalkers
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0111narwhalz 04/28/2022 3:50 PM
roughly tank shaped hull but with a pair of legs
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 3:52 PM
n o c h i c k e n
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0111narwhalz
roughly tank shaped hull but with a pair of legs
gekko
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 3:52 PM
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 3:56 PM
without clogging up this channel with an egotistical need for people to look at me they're ~4m tall
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more in the "oversized power armor" class than "big stompy gundam"
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So something more like a Heavy Gear
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have you read the excellent webnovel katalepsis
i haven't heard of it, but the premise reminds me of wildbow's (Worm author) Twig
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...which i also haven't read, but in fairness wildbow webnovels are chunky
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metal gear party!
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So something more like a Heavy Gear
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 4:19 PM
I have never played those games
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i haven't heard of it, but the premise reminds me of wildbow's (Worm author) Twig
I haven't read twig but I strongly suspect that wildbow novels are not good comparison points for katalepsis; it's principally a romance story that I was mentioning for very silly reasons.
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I have never played those games
Another mecha game, never took off as well as the others, which is a shame. The "gears" are actually fairly short-ranged units more akin to power armor instead of classic 'mecha (even running on ICE engines instead of fancier power supplies)
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Approximate sizes and comparisons
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(The "Hunter" second from left would be considered a classic 'baseline' gear, with the Kodiak being considered the 'heavy' unit most commonly seen in service, and the Mammoth is something that is right on the edge of practical, and is an ultra-heavy assault akin to something like an ISU-152 in usage)
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(The "Hunter" second from left would be considered a classic 'baseline' gear, with the Kodiak being considered the 'heavy' unit most commonly seen in service, and the Mammoth is something that is right on the edge of practical, and is an ultra-heavy assault akin to something like an ISU-152 in usage)
BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 11:03 PM
Not gonna lie, I picked the 4-5m size because it seems "plausible"
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As in, you could have a walkign vehicle that size without being too visible or too taxing on energy/materials constraints
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But I pine for 10m AWGS
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almost but not quite the Mammoth up there 😛 The "other side" in the game has their own big walker style, but it's more vertical than horizontal, and is more used for long range fire support (SSMs, artillery, heavy AGTM support)
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its something like 9ish meters? 111ish with its sensor booms extended.
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 11:07 PM
By AWGS I should say a High-Macs
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Like so. A true mecha
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aah, yea
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BizarroLand ♀ 04/28/2022 11:29 PM
To be honest the Gundamesque "it's a machine that replicates human mobility at a larger scale" concept is so stupid I don't really have to say it
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Modularity means just flipping the code a bit, so next to the HV-10 Basher-class tactical assault tank you have the HS-10 Basher-class tactical assault warstrider, the HV-12 Stormfall becomes the HS-12 Stormfall, the HV-10a Flammifer the HS-10a Flammifer, etc., etc.
So this is the manned next step up from walking coilguns.
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So, if one were crazy enough to build a mobile forward operating base, what might one call it? Flying citadel? Floating fortress? Hoverdreadnought? Why-the-fuck-don’t-we-just-land-this-on-the-enemy?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 9:33 AM
I'm partial to floating fortress personally. Though I think maybe "mobile command center" might get used in practice.
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Just don't ask the US Army or you'll get some ghawdawful contrived quasi-acronym that describes what it does in the most staid terms possible.
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Morgrim Moon 04/29/2022 9:39 AM
hey now, sometimes they go for gawdawful backronym instead
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hey now, sometimes they go for gawdawful backronym instead
Like HAV-LNCH? :D
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So, if one were crazy enough to build a mobile forward operating base, what might one call it? Flying citadel? Floating fortress? Hoverdreadnought? Why-the-fuck-don’t-we-just-land-this-on-the-enemy?
Mobile as in… what sort of mobility?
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A ship could be a mobile command center or something, IDK what the use cases for other things would be. Even for a ship, it would likely be more of an airbase/regional command and coordination thing, AKA a supercarrier.
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:15 AM
Or an LHD
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To clarify my possible intentions for this thing, I'm looking at basically a modular plug-together FOB that can have all the bits of a full FOB. Sure, command center, but also barracks, hospital, machine shop, airfield, fuel and ammo stores, that sort of thing.
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In part this is because given the way they handle logistics, the IL almost certainly ships out prefab modular FOB-in-a-box kits anyway.
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This is the version that sticks those kits on the backs of hexplates with pressors and lets them migrate slooowly around the landscape with all the grace of a kaiju on a hovercraft, keeping slowly up with the progress of the front while making it at least somewhat less convenient to whap 'em with strategic weapons.
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(This concept may or may not be the result of direly insufficient caffeination this morning.) (edited)
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Also: kaiju stables. (edited)
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On another note, having seen a Russian yacht cutaway today and observing its whole size-of-a-warship, etc., capability, I was contemplating the possibility of arming such a thing. And then, in 'verse terms, thinking about just how tricky it might be to tell a pd laser unit from a different pd laser unit anyway. Such as, for example, a civilian pd laser unit designed to deflect stray bolts, micrometeoroids, and space dust, and a military pd laser unit designed to deflect missiles, k-slugs, and chop into cubes anything that strays too close.
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Of course, that depends on how much difference there actually is ...
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"So, what is the difference between the LX-4400C and the LX-4400M?" "Firmware settings. And it ships in a differently colored case." "That's it?" "Well... the M comes with a sternly worded warning label that it's not intended for civilian applications." "And the C?" "It comes with a sternly worded warning label that if a glitch happens to change the doubleword at 0x01000CDE to a larger number and you have accidentally hooked it up to an over-spec power circuit, unexpected beam power excursions may occur." (edited)
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"And...?" "And... not to?"
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On another note, having seen a Russian yacht cutaway today and observing its whole size-of-a-warship, etc., capability, I was contemplating the possibility of arming such a thing. And then, in 'verse terms, thinking about just how tricky it might be to tell a pd laser unit from a different pd laser unit anyway. Such as, for example, a civilian pd laser unit designed to deflect stray bolts, micrometeoroids, and space dust, and a military pd laser unit designed to deflect missiles, k-slugs, and chop into cubes anything that strays too close.
BluejayHurricane 04/29/2022 2:28 PM
This is neat, but unfortunately the only mental association “armed Russian yacht” has with me is the Second Pacific Squadron, so I’m unable to take the concept all that seriously.
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-5 against torpedo boats
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 2:44 PM
Yeah, that sounds about right! After all, you want the civilian version to be able to deflect a larger rock, if needed - it sure would be damnably inconvenient, and probably lawsuit-worthy, if a civilian ship got whanged by an off-course big rock that the defense grid could have deflected but had been ordered not to by way of rendering its bearer less scary.
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And also at least the Empire would probably love it if their citizens had no problem raising the bar for ordnance that pirates would need to bring to bear to seriously scare them.
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Or, more's the point, couldn't imagine what insanity grips the minds of those who wouldn't let their civilians defend themselves against that sort of thing as effectively as the technology allows.
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LX-4400M: not for civilian applications (*) (*) - Imperial civilians excepted (edited)
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I’m pretty confident that for export versions (and versions to be put on ships travelling in places where people might expect to see the spec), Imperial corporations have mastered the dark art first pioneered by Prohibition-era grape juice manufacturers.
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Namely, providing extremely specific and detailed instructions on what precisely you must not do so that your grape juice will not accidentally turn into wine, oh noes...
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(Nice gun you have there. Now, be very careful not to accidentally unsolder or file down the pin that prevents you from selecting the burst-fire or full-auto modes. That would be illegal in your polity, don'ch'know. Should such a thing happen accidentally, replacement pins are available from our extranet store...) (edited)
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Just don't ask the US Army or you'll get some ghawdawful contrived quasi-acronym that describes what it does in the most staid terms possible.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/29/2022 5:32 PM
I’ve wondered what we would call the jerrycan if the US Army had noticed it first.
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Enderminion 04/29/2022 6:11 PM
Lots of comma's
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Is it just me, or is the dividing line between milspec and civilian in the Empire basically “that’s overkill, don’t waste your money buying that much ship/gun/materiel/capacity”?
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 9:23 PM
Yeah, pretty much.
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Well, the Empire wouldn't dream of telling its citizens "you cannot have that, it's strictly for your betters. Possess one, and we punish you."
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Morgrim Moon 04/29/2022 9:25 PM
"this is inefficient. We know this, it's because we're optimising for other things. You probably don't need the same"
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that's definitely important; i remember a conversation a while back about skin augments, and the difference between civilian and mil-spec and why everyone doesn't have milspec. The answer was along the lines of "mil-spec makes you look like Ben Grimm, and most people would prefer not to." (edited)
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you can't optimize for everything at once, and the military optimizes for fighting.
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Is it just me, or is the dividing line between milspec and civilian in the Empire basically “that’s overkill, don’t waste your money buying that much ship/gun/materiel/capacity”?
BluejayHurricane 04/29/2022 9:53 PM
And don't forget crew, because that's where a staggering part of your budget is going.
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Lots of comma's
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/29/2022 9:54 PM
Container, Fuel, Portable M1
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Container, Fuel, Portable M1
Enderminion 04/29/2022 9:55 PM
Container, Fuel, Portable, Captured, M1, "Jerry"
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Oh nevermind, the US actually produced Jerrycans
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"Can, Gasoline, Military 5-Gallon"
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:00 PM
Sure, that'd be how the supply system designates it. And then the official name would be something like PMFRS - Portable Metallic Fuel Restoration System
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I mean...
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Morgrim Moon 04/29/2022 10:01 PM
and don't forget the questionable abreviations
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:01 PM
We've lost our touch for that kind of thing. Take anti-ship missiles: We built Harpoon, but "Naval Strike Missile" and "Long-Range Antiship Missile" will replace it...
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Our premiere AA missile is called... Standard.
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Standard is older than Harpoon
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:02 PM
Yeah, it is, but it's the missile of theseus by now.
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(Not to be confused with Theseus. That's Italy's anti-ship missile.)
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Morgrim Moon 04/29/2022 10:02 PM
I would like to know who set up the abrv codes for "lubricant analysis" at work and if they kept a straight face while tagging things ANAL LUBE
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:02 PM
Oh, great grey-green gravy ghosts!
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Modern Standard has much more recent upgrades than Harpoon.
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We've lost our touch for that kind of thing. Take anti-ship missiles: We built Harpoon, but "Naval Strike Missile" and "Long-Range Antiship Missile" will replace it...
And MAGIC CARPET exists
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:03 PM
(The US should have nixed Harpoon and adopted Teseo, Gungnir or Exocet decades ago, but that's Another Rant. The RN dropping Exocet for Harpoon was also... dubious.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/29/2022 10:03 PM
Container, Fuel, Narrow, Metallic M1 - CFNM if you want inappropriate (edited)
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Harpoon has much more recent upgrades than Exocet
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:04 PM
Does it?
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Yesn't
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Very recently Exocet finally got a modern seeker system that wouldn't be so easily defeated by chaff
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On the other hand at about the same time NSM came into service which is miles better than either Harpoon or Exocet
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:06 PM
Wow, I thought that had been fixed ages ago. But yeah, NSM is way better.
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(It just needs a better name. Mjolnir?)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/29/2022 10:06 PM
The US bureaucracy wasn't good at naming until after WWII. The Brits had to pretty much force real names on the vehicles.
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Nytt sjømålsmissil
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Which only sounds better because it's Norwegian
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(Not to be confused with Theseus. That's Italy's anti-ship missile.)
Time for my regularly scheduled "why do people name tech things after random nouns, it's so annoying" bemoanment
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:07 PM
Heck, Sweden finally gave RBS-15 a better name: Gungnir, which seems fitting.
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There's the deeply amusing Ukrainian Neptune missile
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Which is only funny because Neptune (god) is displeased by people renaming ships
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Coincidentally the cruiser Slava (Glory) was renamed to Moskva (Moscow) following the fall of the Soviet Union.
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And was then sunk by Neptune (missiles)
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:09 PM
Yeah, I found that rather fitting
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Heck, Sweden finally gave RBS-15 a better name: Gungnir, which seems fitting.
I think I genuinely prefer RBS-15 style to Gungnir-style
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It's harder to remember but more useful and less likely to produce weird semantic garbage sentences by accident
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Jade Nekotenshi 04/29/2022 10:17 PM
Hmm, that's a fair point.
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And I prefer either of those to the funky semi-name things like JASSM, AMRAAM, ADCAP, etc.
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BluejayHurricane 04/29/2022 10:36 PM
You can pronounce things like AMRAAM, which is the only reason I like them. They're good names for families of systems.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
Container, Fuel, Narrow, Metallic M1 - CFNM if you want inappropriate (edited)
Why is that inappropriate? Am I missing something?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 04/29/2022 11:24 PM
Category of porn.
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0111narwhalz 04/30/2022 12:37 AM
AMRAAMAZON
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Same-minute delivery.
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please set up your personal packet catcher system before ordering delivery. AMRAAMZON is not responsible for property or personel damages from improper packet catching
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Today in most Imperial things ever: Tired of sending their counterparts in less greed-competent nations excerpts from We Must Abolish Poverty For The Good Of The Economy, You Idiots, a conspiracy of plutarchs attempts a memetic campaign to convince the relative-status world that while adopting sensible economic policies will stop them having a local poor population to lord it over, it's nonetheless the only way that they will ever catch up to said plutarchs' obnoxiously rich and smug selves. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 10:00 AM
hey, if it works it works
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"Drive me closer! I need to hit them with my condescension!"
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 10:02 AM
(I have found one of the more effective ways of getting my environmental goals to progress is to put dollar signs on all the side benefits. The other effective method has been "conspire with other people to just do it anyway, so that when management finds out you are asking for forgiveness instead of permission". >.>;;;)
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(Probably not canon. Although We Must Abolish Poverty For The Good Of The Economy, You Idiots is.)
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 10:03 AM
hell, a title like that may sell well HERE
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Along with other fine tomes like Greed and Generosity: A Virtuous Cycle and Never Send a Sophont To Do A Shell Script's Job .
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hell, a title like that may sell well HERE
BluejayHurricane 05/01/2022 10:05 AM
I’d buy it.
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I don’t think that most politicians or other plutocrats would take well to being called ‘idiots’.
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BluejayHurricane 05/01/2022 10:05 AM
I’m pretty sure idiots is a general term of address. (edited)
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I would buy it, though.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 10:06 AM
I have a book called "Automate the Boring Stuff With Python" XD
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BluejayHurricane
I’m pretty sure idiots is a general term of address. (edited)
Nevertheless, any number might take it as a personal slight.
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I don’t think that most politicians or other plutocrats would take well to being called ‘idiots’.
If they've existed in this universe for very long, they're probably surprised at being addressed so politely [by an author from that locale]. (edited)
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Was talking here/Earth.
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BluejayHurricane 05/01/2022 10:07 AM
General as in “humans”
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Well, let's not be racist. Lots of species arehave idiots.
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Although, really, that book is likely to offend everyone, on the grounds that it starts out with an extended meditation on the theme of "Look, people, the poor are basically useless." (edited)
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Humans are just the ones that most of us have the most experience with.
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"Definitionally, they can't buy things, they can't invest in things, and they can't afford the sort of education that would let them do the sort of jobs that robots can't do better. It is therefore in our interest to make them into rich people, because only rich people can do the needful to make other rich people even richer. So even if you don't give a crap about the betterment of civilization in general (which you probably don't, or you wouldn't be the target reader for this book), you should at least care about THE MONEY. In the next 63 chapters, I will prove this point with MATHEMATICS and RHETORIC and BROWBEATING." (edited)
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"Definitionally, they can't buy things, they can't invest in things, and they can't afford the sort of education that would let them do the sort of jobs that robots can't do better. It is therefore in our interest to make them into rich people, because only rich people can do the needful to make other rich people even richer. So even if you don't give a crap about the betterment of civilization in general (which you probably don't, or you wouldn't be the target reader for this book), you should at least care about THE MONEY. In the next 63 chapters, I will prove this point with MATHEMATICS and RHETORIC and BROWBEATING." (edited)
doctorcatfish 05/01/2022 12:35 PM
It is worth pointing out that much suboptimal behavior across societies and even species arises from, in short, sending a sophont to do an automatable job. Two broad categories of this flaw dominate the spectrum of cases. The first arises when no available platform (bio, mech, silico, nano, what have you) is known for supporting that particular automation. Characteristics and remedies are covered in Book I, You Poor Sod: Introductions To Domestication, Industrialization, and Automation. The second arises when the automation is perfectly well known both in terms of implementation and higher profit - but for the pleasure of the sender, a sophont is sent to do the job anyway. Classifications and appropriate responses are compiled in Book II, You Sick Bastard, Eat Entropy And Die: Detection and Elimination of Covert Bondage and of Choice-Theft-As-Perversion (edited)
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Yes.
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Exactly this.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 1:08 PM
There's possibly a 1.5 where the automation could or does exist but is currently more expensive than hiring a soph to do it.
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There's possibly a 1.5 where the automation could or does exist but is currently more expensive than hiring a soph to do it.
Especially when labour is really cheap.
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It is worth pointing out that much suboptimal behavior across societies and even species arises from, in short, sending a sophont to do an automatable job. Two broad categories of this flaw dominate the spectrum of cases. The first arises when no available platform (bio, mech, silico, nano, what have you) is known for supporting that particular automation. Characteristics and remedies are covered in Book I, You Poor Sod: Introductions To Domestication, Industrialization, and Automation. The second arises when the automation is perfectly well known both in terms of implementation and higher profit - but for the pleasure of the sender, a sophont is sent to do the job anyway. Classifications and appropriate responses are compiled in Book II, You Sick Bastard, Eat Entropy And Die: Detection and Elimination of Covert Bondage and of Choice-Theft-As-Perversion (edited)
A stopgap measure might be to introduce non-soph androids that the sadists can get their dominance kicks out on.
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A stopgap measure might be to introduce non-soph androids that the sadists can get their dominance kicks out on.
Assuming that non-sophont androids will respond to abuse in ways that turn them on give them satisfaction, of course. (edited)
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ah, legally fuckable involuntarily sexcretaries (edited)
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what
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well, abuse of nonsophont androids in ways that turn the abuser on
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Zarpaulek
A stopgap measure might be to introduce non-soph androids that the sadists can get their dominance kicks out on.
Ah, the ur-example of Solving The Wrong Problem.
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Hey, it’ll point out who needs to face the wall first, at least?
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The problem they would generally perceive, here, is comparative advantage - in which they'd look at our labor market and see massive, massive misallocation of labor, of the kind solving which pretty much defined their early labor market. Sophs have a comparative advantage in creative thought and decision-making that massively outweighs virtually everything else they can do. Using the majority of them as your source of cheap grunt labor is societally analogous to owning the forest of cancer-curing trees with solid gold fruit and burning it down for firewood. (edited)
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A mind may be a terrible thing to waste, but it's also a really, really stupid thing to waste for glorious capitalist profit-maximization. It's so horribly inefficient.
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Maybe the businesspeople here are worried about what the lesser beings permanent underclass plebeians poor people might think about if given the freedom to do so.
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I'm pretty confident that if you convert them into wild, rich, and largely tax-free people, they will have pretty much the same relevant interests as the other wild, rich, and largely tax-free people.
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(I call this the "Everyone Is Bourgeois In Robo-Omelas" principle.)
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Was thinking more the ‘maybe we should be treated equally to the rich people’ sort of thinking that they’d be afraid of. (edited)
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Well, yes, since they'd be rich people. Everyone gets to be the rich people, to one degree or another. That's kind of the point.
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Well, yes, since they'd be rich people. Everyone gets to be the rich people, to one degree or another. That's kind of the point.
Calls to mind this:
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As their thought process
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There will still be no doubt terrible social distinctions between the lower upper class, the middle upper class, and the upper upper class, but probably not the sort of social distinctions that anyone's willing to get up early on Saturday morning to bitch about.
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Well, maybe not that verbatim, but close enough.
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And probably some zero-sum nonsense as well.
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Well, yes, since they'd be rich people. Everyone gets to be the rich people, to one degree or another. That's kind of the point.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 1:40 PM
I'd be happy being a member of the lower rich class
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Same.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 1:41 PM
I can get gender confirmation surgery and then go take the expensive class of cruises that don't have children onboard
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like Jim Zimmerlin actually
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I love that man's videos even if I'll probably never go on a cruise
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Like they say, no-one ever started a revolution because they only owned one mansion.
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Have a nice, small house near a nice park, live the life, that sort of stuff, probably never have children, and then eventually spoil my nieces and nephews rotten.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 1:41 PM
He really is good at selling the lifestyle.
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(The real McGuffinite here, of course, is the education system.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 1:53 PM
I wonder what the equivalent of those premium cruises is in the Empire
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 1:54 PM
semi-related: I've often felt I'd not be allowed in to the Empire because of doubts about their "lethally defend everyone" policies and not being sure if I could hold up that end. (and also the pressing issue that I'd be classed as clinically insane. But hey, they can fix that.) Well, tonight I learnt that my reaction to a stranger -likely high on mind-altering substances - stealing a ladder and my wheelie bin at 2am is. Uh. Charging out there half-dressed to challenge him.
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semi-related: I've often felt I'd not be allowed in to the Empire because of doubts about their "lethally defend everyone" policies and not being sure if I could hold up that end. (and also the pressing issue that I'd be classed as clinically insane. But hey, they can fix that.) Well, tonight I learnt that my reaction to a stranger -likely high on mind-altering substances - stealing a ladder and my wheelie bin at 2am is. Uh. Charging out there half-dressed to challenge him.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 1:55 PM
I'm barely a functioning human being at all so you know
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I appreciate most post-scarcity societies tho
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 1:56 PM
(and admittedly then retreating and calling the police once I failed to stop him and he indicated he had buddies, because the person responding should probably have a suitable weapon. And be wearing clothing)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:01 PM
Actually come to think of it, I wonder
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Has Our Host ever been on a cruise ship? From his general attitude to airlines I'd think he'd be horrified
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Even before COVID
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I have read too much (coming from an old nautical family) about the heyday of the great ocean liners of yore to enjoy what passes for a cruise today, alas.
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There was a thing I saw on Twitter recently -
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Virgin's new cruise ship.
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What. The Fuck. Is That.
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It has all the charm and grace of an Eastern European housing project during a flood.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 2:14 PM
It looks like a stapler
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Overmind
Virgin's new cruise ship.
Wow, they somehow made a commie block float
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That's genuinely impressive
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Now, if I could sail the world on [an exact reproduction of] Queen Mary , or United States , or Lusitania , or Oceanic , or Normandie ... (edited)
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Hell, I'd do that even in steerage . Because those were ships . Real works of art.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 2:20 PM
I think those new 'space blimp tours' may be more to your taste
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But these modern cruise ships? Ugh. Charmless, floating condominiums one and all. (edited)
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But these modern cruise ships? Ugh. Charmless, floating condominiums one and all. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:20 PM
I hear that a lot actually
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But you know, nowadays if you need to cross the North Atlantic get a plane
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This world has no more room for oceangoing giants
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(Actually, there's still a few slow travel people that go by getting berths on freighters)
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 2:22 PM
I'd kind of like to go on a short cruise at some point, just to see what those floating theme parks are like. That's basically how I see them; they're a park that is mobile and comes to you, but I'd be quite happy if they didn't really GO anywhere, they just... stayed near the shore for that 'season' and then moved to the next.
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Queen Mary 2 is still in operation as the Last Liner, and if time and budget allow while that's true and I'm alive, that's a ship I'd love to travel on, either for a cruise or on its regular transatlantic run. But that's about it.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:22 PM
I thought QM2 was retired
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Still in service as of this year.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 2:24 PM
Space Perspective has offered a look at the interior of its giant tourist space balloon — where tickets will cost $125,000 each..
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It occurs to me, really, that you can duplicate a lot of the cruise experience by going to Reno (for the low-budget Las Vegas feel) and getting drunk enough that your legs think you're at sea.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:30 PM
I've been to Las Vegas!
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It's not exactly all that interesting
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Or, hell, go to Atlantic City and stick to the waterfront casinos. It probably has about the same spray tan prevalence as the uggboats.
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Morgrim Moon 05/01/2022 2:31 PM
I mean. I live in the world's most isolated capital city. It's not like I have access to anywhere with half the stuff on even a mediocre cruise ship 😛
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:32 PM
Especially if you're twelve so you can't attend any of the wacky adult shows Vegas actually is famous for
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Y'know, I'm wondering if climate change will change the shipping model back a bit. I mean, among the reason ocean liners are more strongly built (and, well, ship-like ) than things like the Virgin Abomination above is that they're expected to be able to sail the North Atlantic. And putting something with that much topweight and a giant cuboid superstructure in the North Atlantic is a fast trip to reenacting the Poseidon Adventure , only with more water and fewer survivors.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:37 PM
On the other hand, driving into the Sierra Nevada and picking up snow for the first time was nice
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But if the tropics get more windy, stormy, and hurricane-y, maybe there'll be a move back towards ships that are actually seaworthy.
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Y'know, I'm wondering if climate change will change the shipping model back a bit. I mean, among the reason ocean liners are more strongly built (and, well, ship-like ) than things like the Virgin Abomination above is that they're expected to be able to sail the North Atlantic. And putting something with that much topweight and a giant cuboid superstructure in the North Atlantic is a fast trip to reenacting the Poseidon Adventure , only with more water and fewer survivors.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 2:38 PM
What about ships like the Viking Octantis?
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They have to brave the Roaring Forties, Furious Fifties and Shrieking Sixties (possibly) so I think they're less obnoxiously theme park-esque (edited)
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But if the tropics get more windy, stormy, and hurricane-y, maybe there'll be a move back towards ships that are actually seaworthy.
up to and including looking like Sea Shadow
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to deflect the deadly hurricane blasts
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They have to brave the Roaring Forties, Furious Fifties and Shrieking Sixties (possibly) so I think they're less obnoxiously theme park-esque (edited)
Yeah, they are a lot better than the average. (And expedition cruise ships do go to much more interesting places, to be fair.)
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And I don't want to be all hrrr grrr mrrr progress bad about ship aesthetics, even if I do like the classic look, so I must be fair to the good-looking newbotes. There's just so many bad examples out there it's hard not to accidentally a prejudice. Bad me. No biscuit.
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Though, it's also worth noting that a lot of those truly obscene cruise ship monstrosities aren't on runs that a classic cruise ship would do.
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They're all doing various Caribbean routes where a lot of the attraction and other stuff to do is onshore. So they're literally fugly hotels because that's a large part of their core design concept. The rest of the onboard entertainment is to cover the one-two days where they're going from one ashore location to another.
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up to and including looking like Sea Shadow
Sea shadow?
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I get the economic reasoning, yeah. It's just that, much like economy-class plane travel, I feel a real need to take humanity by the throat and scream into its face words along the lines of "NO EXCHANGE-VALUE ADVANTAGE IS WORTH THIS, YOU BASTARDS".
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Oh. That.
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People are very happy to ignore some amount of extra less tangible/obvious problems for lower costs in a lot of situations.
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I'm not sure you can reasonably call their preferences wrong.
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Except that people are somewhat inconsistent about how much inconvenience/time/whatever is worth how much money.
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(I mean, it is to them. Obviously people do value it. But, like reality television, daytime chat shows, and dehydrated mashed potato, I assume that this is because a substantial portion of people are actually eldritch horrors whose inner lives I cannot comprehend without going stark raving mad.)
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dehydrated insta-mash is actually quite a useful thing. I use it to help thicken up certain kinds of soup 😛
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(I mean, it is to them. Obviously people do value it. But, like reality television, daytime chat shows, and dehydrated mashed potato, I assume that this is because a substantial portion of people are actually eldritch horrors whose inner lives I cannot comprehend without going stark raving mad.)
or conversely, you are the eldritch horror in the world of approximately sane people :D
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Ia! Me fhtaghn!
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Really, I just want everything to be awesomely fabulous and/or fabulously awesome, and these are among the things that strike me as veritable avatars of antiawesome and counterfabulosity. (edited)
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...hm. the Senate Committee on Counterfabulous Activities.
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A mind may be a terrible thing to waste, but it's also a really, really stupid thing to waste for glorious capitalist profit-maximization. It's so horribly inefficient.
doctorcatfish 05/01/2022 3:03 PM
Only slightly less inefficient is trying to farm sophont attention and decision-making, using cheap and simplistic reward-punishment stimuli for control and constrained/conditioned information access to suppress creativity that’s not easy to appropriate. Using sophs as data processors is better than expecting them to execute static programming, but that’s like saying that drinking methanol is better than drinking cyanide.
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On a vaguely related note, I've been trying to put together something on the topic of how "spiritual Entropy" works/looks/feels, referring back to some of my original inspiration on that point, such as these Exalted author quotes: http://exalted.xi.co.nz/wiki/Thus_Spake_Zaranephilpal/OnTheEbonDragonAndVirtue ...insofar as "losing in order to make everyone else lose worse" and "deny others their awesome and make them feel bad for their awesome" are a perfect fit for what I have in mind, as is "actively hating the idea that people get to be cool and win".
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What the airline industry and its regulators have successfully done to the Wonder of Flight™ , i.e., turning it into an interrogation followed by a cross between the London Underground at rush hour and microtransaction hell while they try to figure out what else they can cut out without actually triggering the Bolshevik Revolution in the back of the plane... ...yeah, well, you can see where I'm going. Somewhere along the line, we internalized the idea that economics demanded we provide the absolute shittiest goods and services we could possibly get away with selling as a governing creed overriding all other considerations, and somewhere Moloch the Black Hole God of Fuck All Of You is laughing his ass off . (edited)
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What the airline industry and its regulators have successfully done to the Wonder of Flight™ , i.e., turning it into an interrogation followed by a cross between the London Underground at rush hour and microtransaction hell while they try to figure out what else they can cut out without actually triggering the Bolshevik Revolution in the back of the plane... ...yeah, well, you can see where I'm going. Somewhere along the line, we internalized the idea that economics demanded we provide the absolute shittiest goods and services we could possibly get away with selling as a governing creed overriding all other considerations, and somewhere Moloch the Black Hole God of Fuck All Of You is laughing his ass off . (edited)
(Well yeah, because of course airlines are entirely responsible for the whole security theatre process up on the whole front-end of getting on)
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my apologies. Missed that.
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Not that it is really something that can be legislated, but if I had access to a noösphere editor and an ethical permission slip to use it, I'd take that opportunity to install a cultural value to the effect that the world around us should be so fucking magnificent that angels weep and demons spontaneously convert to our side.
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They're all doing various Caribbean routes where a lot of the attraction and other stuff to do is onshore. So they're literally fugly hotels because that's a large part of their core design concept. The rest of the onboard entertainment is to cover the one-two days where they're going from one ashore location to another.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 3:29 PM
I mean, I only think about cruise ship journeys because I live very close to a home port for one of those.
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Ditto, Bizarro~
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Our cruise season's starting up now; first time in what, 2-3 years? We've got 3 ships tied up right now at least. maybe 4.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/01/2022 3:38 PM
I mean, I literally live a 40 minute drive away from the port
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ethical permission slip
what could go wrong
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Really, I just want everything to be awesomely fabulous and/or fabulously awesome, and these are among the things that strike me as veritable avatars of antiawesome and counterfabulosity. (edited)
Jade Nekotenshi 05/01/2022 4:37 PM
Rainbow Dash and Rarity vehemently appprove.
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On a vaguely related note, I've been trying to put together something on the topic of how "spiritual Entropy" works/looks/feels, referring back to some of my original inspiration on that point, such as these Exalted author quotes: http://exalted.xi.co.nz/wiki/Thus_Spake_Zaranephilpal/OnTheEbonDragonAndVirtue ...insofar as "losing in order to make everyone else lose worse" and "deny others their awesome and make them feel bad for their awesome" are a perfect fit for what I have in mind, as is "actively hating the idea that people get to be cool and win".
Jade Nekotenshi 05/01/2022 4:40 PM
Or, for the hells, the idea that suffering is somehow good.
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Rainbow Dash and Rarity vehemently appprove.
now i have the need for some fun rarity episode. time to dig out diamond dogs i guess?
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Rarity Investigates!
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now i have the need for some fun rarity episode. time to dig out diamond dogs i guess?
Jade Nekotenshi 05/01/2022 10:07 PM
That's always a good one!
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Actually either of those!
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a thought: I wonder if the lack of non-creative labor automation is a, well, not a literal coordination problem in the decision-making-theoretic sense, but a issue with coordination nonetheless
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because if you go any ask any particular business owner whether they'd rather hire a person or use a robot that does the job, good odds that they'd go for the robot. So why do people do robot things?
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coordination problems. In a ideal world, we'd have food manufacturers putting RFIDs on all products and standardize containers so 'bots can move them consistently, and grocery stores designed to be automation friendly, and standard pallets and so on
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 6:08 AM
the upfront cost of robotisation is huge and you have zero flexibility afterwards. My lab has looked into automating some processes, but we cannot justify the costs yet. Some of the company's other labs have been able to automate sizable chunks of their process, and another department in my lab has an adorable miniature robot arm for a particular set of tasks, but my section is Hard Mode for automation.
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we don't have those things, because it requires half a dozen people to up and do things differently at high initial expense. So Bob the grocery store owner has to hire a human, because even if manual labor is stupid work, navigating the conflicting standards is not
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another highlight of this would be... say, replacing a job with a spreadsheet. Can be done and is done on occasion... and every time it's done, it's a ungodly task-specific abomination that's probably the labor of love of one person, because it has to bring in a lot of information from disparate sources with no standardization.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 6:11 AM
as the cost of automation goes down, and more importantly the difficulty of automating things goes down, it will become more common. But there's a huge advantage in a human who can do a dozen different automatable tasks with a high degree of flexibility. That's never going away, so there's always going to be some menial work that's done by hand. For example, even a highly creative artist making big money for their art still has to set aside time now and then to sharpen pencils and clean out pallets.
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as the cost of automation goes down, and more importantly the difficulty of automating things goes down, it will become more common. But there's a huge advantage in a human who can do a dozen different automatable tasks with a high degree of flexibility. That's never going away, so there's always going to be some menial work that's done by hand. For example, even a highly creative artist making big money for their art still has to set aside time now and then to sharpen pencils and clean out pallets.
exactly. Dumb labor is less dumb than it may seem because we haven't filed off the Smart corners - picking up boxes and putting them down is easy, figuring out how to unwrap that weird pallet from that one supplier and then navigate the uneven floor without tripping on that one crack and then...
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 6:14 AM
also the joys of "supply tetris". How do we fit all these boxes into the storage space efficiently. Or it's reverse, how do I pack a dozen eskies of slightly different shapes and dimensions onto a pallet so it will be sufficiently stable while also occupying the smallest volume possible. That's exactly the sort of task you'd think a specially trained AI would be brilliant at, but, uh... not yet. (edited)
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once stuff like Atlas gets off the ground and we get robots with near-human-basline mobility and physical enviroment interpretation/interaction (hmm, how do i pick up this weirdly shaped object), we'll see a lot of automation Everyone's built stuff to be 'automatable' by humans, and no further. We could have robots do everything, but coordination is a bitch, so we'll have robots do everything as soon as they can do sorta-dumb labor in the same environments we can.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 6:17 AM
I really REALLY want to show you the video of the robotic sampling tool one of our europe labs did. >.> I should see if I can find it in a sharable form
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curses. It seems it is still at the internal boasting stage, and not the external "linked to on LinkedIn" boasting. No doxxing myself tonight, I guess.
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also the joys of "supply tetris". How do we fit all these boxes into the storage space efficiently. Or it's reverse, how do I pack a dozen eskies of slightly different shapes and dimensions onto a pallet so it will be sufficiently stable while also occupying the smallest volume possible. That's exactly the sort of task you'd think a specially trained AI would be brilliant at, but, uh... not yet. (edited)
Those are computationally hard problems, but I would be really surprised if there wasn't some fast heuristic way to do them.
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once stuff like Atlas gets off the ground and we get robots with near-human-basline mobility and physical enviroment interpretation/interaction (hmm, how do i pick up this weirdly shaped object), we'll see a lot of automation Everyone's built stuff to be 'automatable' by humans, and no further. We could have robots do everything, but coordination is a bitch, so we'll have robots do everything as soon as they can do sorta-dumb labor in the same environments we can.
I'm not sure this is true. It should still be more efficient to have a few humans "preprocess" things for robotics of some kind than to have it entirely done by humans.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 7:00 AM
I guess the question is whether the fast method manages to miss the little details that make all the difference, like handles
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You could just operate on a bounding box containing the entire thing, if you have a way to get that from images.
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I'm not sure this is true. It should still be more efficient to have a few humans "preprocess" things for robotics of some kind than to have it entirely done by humans.
Grocery store automation might actually be a really hard case, since - as well as packages being non-rigid and in weird shapes/sizes - current grocery store designs involve customers physically interacting with products and moving them around and such.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 7:03 AM
oh, I'm pretty sure the biggest issue would be that the handles can be adjusted in angle to allow tighter packing efficiency. I'm basing that on the number of humans who don't realise that until it's pointed out and have an "ohhhh!" moment 😂
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Huh. There are probably a lot of weird physical-world quirks like that then.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 7:04 AM
but it's also not a huge part of the job, and is arguably somewhat creative, so it's the sort of thing you DO get the human to do while the robot goes and labels bottles or something
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we attempted to use a labelling bot! Good gods that thing was terrible. XD
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"So how many labels does it get to eat before we give up?" "Oh hey, that one is sticky side out!" "How?!"
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(it was two labels stuck front-to-front with static. Somehow.)
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I feel I should state this explicitly: I am not anti-automation! I want more automation, half my job is dead boring and I've already spreadsheet-ized as much as I can. I'm mostly just a pessimist who has been burnt a few times, and I don't believe current tech can be used as a drop-in solution. You have to rebuild from the ground up to accommodate the automation. And refactoring a physical environment is more expensive than hiring half a dozen more trainable humans.
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I feel I should state this explicitly: I am not anti-automation! I want more automation, half my job is dead boring and I've already spreadsheet-ized as much as I can. I'm mostly just a pessimist who has been burnt a few times, and I don't believe current tech can be used as a drop-in solution. You have to rebuild from the ground up to accommodate the automation. And refactoring a physical environment is more expensive than hiring half a dozen more trainable humans.
You have to rebuild from the ground up to accommodate the automation. And refactoring a physical environment is more expensive than hiring half a dozen more trainable humans. Hit the nail on the head there - we don't have automated grocery stores or such because the drop-in solution are humans; automating it would require a dozen different entities to cooperate and start doing things differently. For the eldrae, that's doable - generally more competence to negotiate such a agreement, a greater aversion to wasting talents for motivation, etc. For humans... yeah no we just have minimum wage workers.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 8:49 AM
we also have a labour surplus in most areas, instead of a labour shortage. And that's unlikely to change in the short term. (We really, really don't WANT it to change in the short term)
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You have to rebuild from the ground up to accommodate the automation. And refactoring a physical environment is more expensive than hiring half a dozen more trainable humans. Hit the nail on the head there - we don't have automated grocery stores or such because the drop-in solution are humans; automating it would require a dozen different entities to cooperate and start doing things differently. For the eldrae, that's doable - generally more competence to negotiate such a agreement, a greater aversion to wasting talents for motivation, etc. For humans... yeah no we just have minimum wage workers.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 8:49 AM
This was the same sort of speedbump that prevented a dozen possible starts for the Industrial Revolution: why invent when you can throw slaves at the problem until it unsticks? The activation energy for getting a spinning steam toy from novelty to workhorse was just too high to bother. Bottlenecks changed matters. The Black Death raised labor costs in the 14th century CE, encouraging waterwheels in many places. Britain's max-out of arable land in the 18th century may have been part of building industry there.
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we also have a labour surplus in most areas, instead of a labour shortage. And that's unlikely to change in the short term. (We really, really don't WANT it to change in the short term)
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 8:50 AM
Labour shortages don't have to wait on plagues.
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This was the same sort of speedbump that prevented a dozen possible starts for the Industrial Revolution: why invent when you can throw slaves at the problem until it unsticks? The activation energy for getting a spinning steam toy from novelty to workhorse was just too high to bother. Bottlenecks changed matters. The Black Death raised labor costs in the 14th century CE, encouraging waterwheels in many places. Britain's max-out of arable land in the 18th century may have been part of building industry there.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/02/2022 8:51 AM
aiui Romans did not have the metallurgy for steam engines
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aiui Romans did not have the metallurgy for steam engines
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 8:53 AM
1st century Romans didn't.
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They sure as heck had enough to build waterwheels. And didn't.
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Those are computationally hard problems, but I would be really surprised if there wasn't some fast heuristic way to do them.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 8:55 AM
We prove that the classic falling-block video game Tetris (both survival and board clearing) remains NP-complete even when restricted to 8 columns, or to 4 rows, settling open problems posed over...
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[Disclaimer: Corresponding author once had an office in the same suite.]
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They didn't have the metallurgy for the later types of steam engines, but it's not like you couldn't find some practical developments by advancing the aeolipile.
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They didn't have the metallurgy for the later types of steam engines, but it's not like you couldn't find some practical developments by advancing the aeolipile.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 8:57 AM
Exactly. Iron and steel were not advanced enough yet, but bronze was. And Archimedes had the gearing part figured out well before that. Aeolipile + Antikythera = numerous small-scale applications
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Labour shortages don't have to wait on plagues.
Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 8:57 AM
generally labour shortage in the short term means you've had some sort of boom that requires a lot of hand-crafting - which isn't likely in the immediate future - or it means you've suddenly lost a huge chunk of your workforce. Generally fatally. Other option is "everyone is going to space" but that's not happening short-term either.
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generally labour shortage in the short term means you've had some sort of boom that requires a lot of hand-crafting - which isn't likely in the immediate future - or it means you've suddenly lost a huge chunk of your workforce. Generally fatally. Other option is "everyone is going to space" but that's not happening short-term either.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:00 AM
Korasan work hard trying to avoid the vast ocean of possible labour shortage mechanisms. Fatality and catastrophic success are two of the ones they can't scheme around no matter how they try.
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It occurs to me, really, that you can duplicate a lot of the cruise experience by going to Reno (for the low-budget Las Vegas feel) and getting drunk enough that your legs think you're at sea.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:11 AM
It's not the same as getting a properly attired cruise ship, but the logical geek solution to cruise ships suck because they've become floating hotels is to follow through.... commandeer the ship and make it a floating sciffy convention. Who needs el cheapo distractions when the passengers can make better entertainment themselves? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/06/travel/joco-cruise-jonathan-coulton.html
By John Schwartz
You get the JoCo Cruise, and it’s an annual gathering for those who love sci-fi, games with many-sided dice and the musician Jonathan Coulton.
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https://jococruise.com/ [Full disclosure: Mrs. Catfish and I have been on two JoCos, and are booked to take Kittenfish on her first next year.]
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It's not the same as getting a properly attired cruise ship, but the logical geek solution to cruise ships suck because they've become floating hotels is to follow through.... commandeer the ship and make it a floating sciffy convention. Who needs el cheapo distractions when the passengers can make better entertainment themselves? https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/06/travel/joco-cruise-jonathan-coulton.html
BizarroLand ♀ 05/02/2022 9:12 AM
i remember the conspira-sea cruise
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also, paywall
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doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:12 AM
mmm, true
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/02/2022 9:14 AM
this has given me the mildly bond-villain idea to rent out the Viking Octantis for a furry convention
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doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:14 AM
Because you are a Boing Boing reader, you probably know who Jonathan Coulton is. He was a computer programmer who happened to be a wonderful singer/songwriter. In 2005 he quit his coding job and be…
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this has given me the mildly bond-villain idea to rent out the Viking Octantis for a furry convention
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:19 AM
May take you a few years of building up to it. JoCoCruise began as a small corner of a ship in 2011; by 2017 they had enough to take over, and swiftly became the crew's favorite charter. Because we not only run all the entertainment ourselves... we also know how to follow directions and treat the crew with respect.
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Morgrim Moon 05/02/2022 9:19 AM
there's been some board game cruises that have gone really well. And there was the epic steampunk cruise... yikes, that was about a decade ago.
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They had Abney Park as one of the entertainments, so of course they suffered technical difficulties
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"More than anything else, except perhaps their music, Abney Park is famous for their onstage screw-ups. In fact, it is generally considered an undeniable truth of steampunk venues that something will break down, give out, fall apart, distort, backfire, ignite, explode, or generally mess things up during the Abney Park set."
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Grocery store automation might actually be a really hard case, since - as well as packages being non-rigid and in weird shapes/sizes - current grocery store designs involve customers physically interacting with products and moving them around and such.
It may be worth observing at this time that the self-service grocery store is a relatively new innovation (dating from 1916).
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there's been some board game cruises that have gone really well. And there was the epic steampunk cruise... yikes, that was about a decade ago.
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:21 AM
Board games take over the main dining room when not in use. Steampunk is just one of the many genres we are pleased to support
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It may be worth observing at this time that the self-service grocery store is a relatively new innovation (dating from 1916).
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:22 AM
The Pink Palace Museum in Memphis, TN has a replica of the original Piggly Wiggly, one of the prototypes. It's this weird hybrid of the prior general-store concept with later stores; there are turnstiles in and out, a one-way flow design, and packing with twine.
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May take you a few years of building up to it. JoCoCruise began as a small corner of a ship in 2011; by 2017 they had enough to take over, and swiftly became the crew's favorite charter. Because we not only run all the entertainment ourselves... we also know how to follow directions and treat the crew with respect.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/02/2022 9:22 AM
90% of it is because it's the Viking Octantis
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And the idea of hosting the first furry convention below the Antarctic Circle amuses me
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And arguably, with all the pickup and delivery innovations taking off at the moment, we may be moving back away from the model.
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doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 9:23 AM
(The Pink Palace was the mansion the founder of Piggly Wiggly built for himself. He then went broke trying to invent the vending machine with clockwork and vacuum tube components. Right idea, insufficient tech.)
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SCENE: It's morning in the City of Bridges, and in the pre-dawn light all the dogs with their little carts and bundles of punch cards are trotting through the streets to the groceries.
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(Since the home telegraph took off instead of and rather earlier than the home telephone - as did the answering machine - there was an era when you could pretty much rely on every household having a card punch.)
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(Since the home telegraph took off instead of and rather earlier than the home telephone - as did the answering machine - there was an era when you could pretty much rely on every household having a card punch.)
doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 11:00 AM
Was this prior to, during, or after the rise of Stannic processors / Analytical Difference Engines?
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(A cause, effect, or co-evolution, in other words)
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Mostly after and some during? Mostly after because despite attempts to make it work, there ain't really a practical way to do mechanical networking over long or even medium distances, so in the days of the true mechanical Stannic cogitators, getting data from one to another meant shipping stacks of punched cards or toggle chains around the old-fashioned way.
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So it took the relay-based computer being invented (and thus electrical long-distance communication was possible) for telegraphy to become A Thing, piggybacking off the now-possible computer-to-computer networking.
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Telephony came later, after the previous had already become popular.
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…as every child learns, computing as we know it today originated with the invention of the Stannic cogitator.  Stane Vitremarvis-ith-Vidumarvis of Azikhan, working in the family business of manufac…
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I'd imagine that dogs with carts carrying data tapes would soon follow once electronic computer networks happened, albeit reduced in number 'cause there aren't that many people transferring megabytes of data in those times.
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Actually, is sneakernet-style data transfer still relevant in the Empire of the 7100's?
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Actually, is sneakernet-style data transfer still relevant in the Empire of the 7100's?
I mean, do lighthugger couriers count?
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I'd say so, but only if they're carrying actual data while there also exists a stargate-and-light communications path.
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Ah, the latter would be less common…
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doctorcatfish 05/02/2022 5:14 PM
The more surprising element to me would be the lag in experiments for high bandwidth automated heliography; eldrae get bonus line of sight thanks to Mystery Matter(tm)
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Of course it could be a stirrup problem. Things happen.
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I had always assumed that stargates passed data by jumping couriers across to the other end every few minutes. But that cannot be right, because there is time sync and other metadata to pass for ship jumps.
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I think they can transmit EM of some wavelength through the gates.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/02/2022 8:08 PM
IIRC yes - you can send an RF or laser burst with the data
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Actually, is sneakernet-style data transfer still relevant in the Empire of the 7100's?
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a cubic inch of memory diamond in someone's pants.
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the need for varying degrees of transfer latency vs quantity implies that, somewhere in the market, there is a niche for Data Artillery
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all the bandwidth of sneakernet, but several hundred meters per second faster. (Insurance premiums must hike up the price, though.)
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I had always assumed that stargates passed data by jumping couriers across to the other end every few minutes. But that cannot be right, because there is time sync and other metadata to pass for ship jumps.
The squirt routers on the gates dial each other up periodically using an internally generated microwormhole and transmit compressed and batched data bursts to the other side. (edited)
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Never underestimate the bandwidth of a cubic inch of memory diamond in someone's pants.
... or are you just happy to see me?
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The squirt routers on the gates dial each other up periodically using an internally generated microwormhole and transmit compressed and batched data bursts to the other side. (edited)
To expand on this a little for those interested: The stargates themselves are oriented "pointing" outward from the star, where the point is the working end that generates wormholes for transiting starships. At the other end of the gate, there's a whole array of communications systems, some of which are for local use, but which also include a series of big comms laser transceivers. These are very specialized communications lasers, multiplexing both across multiple frequency bands and across a physical matrix of multiple individual laser channels. One of these points inwards. By using a tiny wormhole to minimize drift, the gate can generate an internal link reliably positioned enough to pass data bursts to and from the other end. It's not real-time communications, but it is frequent communication of the batched-up packets headed outsystem. (But since (a) light-lag and (b) the vagaries of planetary positioning, this is more or less how space networking goes anyway.)
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Most of the rest are pointed ad-hoc at current communications partners, be they planetary stations (usually pointed at the geostat they have the best line on) or other stargates. Two, however, are reserved and permanently pointed at the Relays; the "standard" setup puts a pair of permanent relay statites above and below the system primary in a position where they can lay a beam on essentially anything in the system. If something's currently occulted, usually by said primary, the relays provide an always-available backup route, even if a relatively slow one.
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(Disclaimer: this is the standard setup. Individual star systems may vary due to local conditions, special requirements, or cheap bastards in the local Department of Communications.)
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Couriers do have their place, mostly for massive bulk data, data too secure for anyone to trust to the extranet, that sort of thing. (edited)
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…rereading the Legions uniform article. Someone remind me which units are Coronal’s Guards units?
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…rereading the Legions uniform article. Someone remind me which units are Coronal’s Guards units?
It's a distinction awarded to units which have been awarded the Order of the Protector in their entirety. Which doesn't help all that much, so -
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Order of the Protector The Order of the Protector is awarded both for outstanding courage on the battlefield and for exemplary service in a command position. This Order is also occasionally awarded to entire units, which grants every man in the unit the lifetime privilege of displaying the Order (regardless of later transfers to other units), and lists the honored unit as “Coronals' Guards” for so long as any of the original recipients of the award remain alive.
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In precedence, incidentally, the Order of the Protector is basically equivalent to the Distinguished Service Cross (US) or the Conspicuous Gallantry Cross (UK). Extrapolate the sort of scenarios that result in it being awarded to an entire unit accordingly. (And, yes, it's mostly the smaller units.) (edited)
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Mostly. Any Legions, so far?
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Mostly. Any Legions, so far?
So far
Hmmm…
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Quotes are >.
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The squirt routers on the gates dial each other up periodically using an internally generated microwormhole and transmit compressed and batched data bursts to the other side. (edited)
doctorcatfish 05/06/2022 6:18 PM
I mean, I presumed they did this for internal purposes no matter, for the same reason the Ancients' gatenet in the SG-1 universe did: periodic correlative updates to keep the system calibrated. The only question I had was whether the gatenet had a hardened and separate transceiver system that was internal to, exclusive to, and proprietary of Ring Dynamics, ICC, or whether the gates just ran on the same public extranet packets as everyone else. If it were me, I'd have the hardened system seven ways from Sunday, but I may be more paranoid, more untrustworthy, less self-confident, and less thoroughly competent than the eldrae running the operation. (Pretty sure that -- assuming they know enough to do it -- Republic gates have a hardened and private gatenet. But that has more to do with the Republic Tech Group than engineering.)
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"Dogs, like spacecraft, deploy radiators when not actively maneuvering."
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You call those radiators?
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it's always nice when you can double up on usage. Radiators and passive sensors in one structure.
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I was thinking more of the evaporative systems, but yes, nice double-purpose systems. Triple-purpose systems, really: also communication arrays.
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On a naval note, we may appreciate this:
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huh. where's that from?
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British officer served with Submarine Service in GB coastal waters, Far East and Atlantic, 1959-1976; served as Naval Assistant to First Sea Lord at Ministry of Defence in London, GB, 1978-1980; commanded HMS Brilliant in GB coastal waters and Falklands War, 1980-1982
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The sub in question was HMS Valiant, who was evidently one hell of a well-built sub. (edited)
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A perfect naval chonk.
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(This is an Italian midget submarine; a.k.a., what happens when Italian engineers see a U-boat and think "yeah, one of those, but make it fucking adorable" .)
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 8:49 AM
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2022 8:51 AM
From the same nation that brought us the TONK, comes… (edited)
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This concept of swarming expensive capital ship attackers with flotillas of missile boats, built cheap and cheesy with present day naval tech. Is there anything to it?
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Or does a platform capable enough to accomplish anything become expensive enough to represent no sort of efficiency or economy at all?
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I know what Naval Gazing would say. Asking here in case there is a parallax view available.
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In this case, I don't see torpedo boats.
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Or rather, I see this is being an great way to feed the Phalanges.
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Wouldn’t try it on blue water. Something littoral, maybe.
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I know what Naval Gazing would say. Asking here in case there is a parallax view available.
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Now, in terms of threats to expensive capital ships, if I had to pick one that is probably underrated, it would be the notion of Certain Regimes hybridizing narco semi-subs with your basic "civilian speedboat packed with nitro" technology to produce what's essentially a current-tech Kaiten technical.
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(Even litorally, it still seems like a tactic that's betting on you having more missile boats than they have .78 to riddle 'em with. This is not a bet likely to be much in favor with whatever poor sods you're putting on the missile boats.)
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somali pirate AShM boats
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Now, in terms of threats to expensive capital ships, if I had to pick one that is probably underrated, it would be the notion of Certain Regimes hybridizing narco semi-subs with your basic "civilian speedboat packed with nitro" technology to produce what's essentially a current-tech Kaiten technical.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2022 9:48 AM
Did you know experts think most narco-subs make it through?
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(you probably do but w/e)
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Did you know experts think most narco-subs make it through?
Yeah, there are some clever innovations in the art of not being detected going into those things.
09:54
Not going to improve anyone's day if said innovations get applied to manned torpedos.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 9:58 AM
The big problem with torpedo/missile boats is seaworthiness if you're trying to use them as a blue-water weapon, and getting detected if you're trying to use them as coastal defense.
09:59
Even a corvette usually has a helicopter, and small boats can't mount much that can actually threaten a helo (or helo-drone, same difference in this context)
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BluejayHurricane 05/11/2022 9:59 AM
Eh, I’m not sure that’s applicable. The low-observable qualities of narco-subs are meant to make the probable detection radius shorter, but getting to attack range undetected is a real stretch.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 10:00 AM
You could probably get something like that working, but the catch is that making it much harder to detect tends to make it either slow, expensive or both. And if the sucker-punch works, folks are going to hurriedly refit ships with various sorts of ASW charge-chuckers like the Russian RBU series or the Swedish one, the name of which I'm forgetting.
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Eh, I’m not sure that’s applicable. The low-observable qualities of narco-subs are meant to make the probable detection radius shorter, but getting to attack range undetected is a real stretch.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2022 10:00 AM
Yeah but narco semi-subs at this point are ridiculously low-profile
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Like only a table-sized periscope/bridge thing is sticking out over the water
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And they still get found by coast guards
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I know what Naval Gazing would say. Asking here in case there is a parallax view available.
Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 10:04 AM
It's the kind of thing that might work once as a suckerpunch, but it's not any kind of general counter to large warships that you can bet on. It might maybe be worth trying if you can't afford proper AShMs, and the threat of a suckerpunch is the best deterrence you can cook up on your budget.
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The French thought up a similar idea at the dawn of the 20th century, and even with the fire control of the day, it didn't pan out. Missiles make it slightly more threatening today, but you need to be able to target your missiles over the horizon. If your missile boats have to come into visual range, they're barely better than torpedo boats because they have to get there without being seen and disabled, and a missile boat can only get just so small: AShMs, even "small" ones, aren't Stingers/Iglas, or even Katyusha rockets.
10:07
Just barfing a bunch of missiles in the right general direction is quite vulnerable to softkill, or even just maneuvering
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Yeah, there are some clever innovations in the art of not being detected going into those things.
doctorcatfish 05/11/2022 10:07 AM
”In this film, we hope to show you How Not To Be Seen.”
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 10:16 AM
this is less in the miltary sense, and more in the drug smuggling sense: we've not had much in the way of narco-subs in aussie waters, due to being a bit out of range of any good launching points for those things. (and unfriendly waters, given all the reefs/rocks/currents etc)
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but the shiny new long-range tactic is carrying drugs on the outside of cargo ships, preferably without said cargo ship knowing. They're sending divers to attach parcels of drugs to the hull below the waterline in the smuggler's home ports, then getting the local gangs to scuba up to the vessel once in Australia to retrieve.
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a few days ago the retrieval went horribly wrong and the diver drowned, which led to a search, which has led to an active search for the gang in Australia
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 10:46 AM
That's actually devilishly clever, but geez.
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 10:48 AM
they've been refining the technique for a while, apparently. Earlier attempts involved chaining a tyre on the side of the ship and putting the drugs in the tyre, but the drugs fell out at least twice. (Empty tyre was spotted by the tug towing into port.)
10:49
this stash seemed to be inside a nook on the hull? Possibly a point to tie a line? I'm not sure what the topography of cargo ship hulls looks like
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 10:51 AM
Inside a seawater intake maybe?
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I'd think they'd all have those for engine cooling, firefighting, water supply to the desalination systems, etc
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 10:51 AM
my experience is 1) tall ships and 2) submarines. I have no idea what that nook is supposed to be, I only saw TV camera footage
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/11/2022 10:51 AM
Fair enough!
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 10:54 AM
customs and quarantine is now doing hull spot checks. I'm sure they're thrilled at the extra work
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You could probably get something like that working, but the catch is that making it much harder to detect tends to make it either slow, expensive or both. And if the sucker-punch works, folks are going to hurriedly refit ships with various sorts of ASW charge-chuckers like the Russian RBU series or the Swedish one, the name of which I'm forgetting.
Matelots running along the rails, pitching sticks of dynamite overboard...
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(I seem to remember an incident involving suspected midget subs in Scapa Flow, it being a mite shallow to use depth charges without blowing one's own stern off.)
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Yeah but narco semi-subs at this point are ridiculously low-profile
Yeah, but are they quiet?
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On a related note, considering that we have now made submarines so quiet that detecting them involves listening for the suspiciously silent hole in the water, is the next logical step to teach submarines to speak whale?
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 11:13 AM
that has the risk of actual-whales coming over to investigate. Which they tend to do if a stranger comes into their waters.
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As funny of a mental image as that is… Probably not the best thing to have happen.
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 11:15 AM
or just anything new, really. There's an orca matriarch from the main Bremer Bay pod who seems to have named the boat that comes to visit most often, and who definitely seems to have learned what a Go-Pro is and will happily sing and mug for the camera.
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Strange Whale? Not-whale? Strange Not-whale?
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 11:16 AM
from what I last read, they're not sure if the 'name' is for that specific boat, that sort of class of boats, or just visiting boats in general. Because not enough of the other boats have good enough underwater microphones.
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Okay, so as well as "I'm not the boomer you're looking for. I can go about my business." we should probably also teach 'em "Thank you, ma'am, but not tonight.")
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Morgrim Moon 05/11/2022 11:17 AM
and I don't know what orca linguistics are, but bottlenose dolphins have distinctive structures for personal names and occasionally give their humans nicknames. So they could plausibly have nicknamed the boat.
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As a belated response to "where were they stashing the smuggled drugs outside?" This is something that tangientlally crossed my desk a while back. Basically the smugglers were cutting open access to seawater coolant trunks on the outside of the hull, then locking containers inside the coolant intakes before locking them closed. The intakes have large, heavy duty grills to prevent large FOD into the exchangers, and that's what the drug containers are attached to
11:58
The first time I heard of it was a few weeks ago with freight that was coming up from South America into Europe... was a Maersk ship, I think?
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On a related note, considering that we have now made submarines so quiet that detecting them involves listening for the suspiciously silent hole in the water, is the next logical step to teach submarines to speak whale?
and then you get tracker-harpooned by marine biologists wondering why there is a whale rickrolling the ocean
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and then you get tracker-harpooned by marine biologists wondering why there is a whale rickrolling the ocean
"Never gonna blow you up, never gonna sink you down..."
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and I don't know what orca linguistics are, but bottlenose dolphins have distinctive structures for personal names and occasionally give their humans nicknames. So they could plausibly have nicknamed the boat.
now i want to test how they react if you play "your" sound while not being near and just speaker-singing from a boat
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and I don't know what orca linguistics are, but bottlenose dolphins have distinctive structures for personal names and occasionally give their humans nicknames. So they could plausibly have nicknamed the boat.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/11/2022 1:06 PM
I heard different dolphin pods can have different "languages"
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i can believe that. i can hear differences in vocalisations between our two strays ( from the same area) and our other cats
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/15/2022 12:10 AM
Given eldraeic thoughts on what matters, it seems like ulargydar comes close to being one of the most insulting things you could call someone.
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(Hell, that'd be pretty damn insulting here!)
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Oh, it's on the "call your seconds, it's on now" scale of insults, for sure.
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Morgrim Moon 05/15/2022 1:57 AM
it'd take an exercise in restraint to wait for seconds instead of going straight for the throat
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/15/2022 3:17 AM
Fightin' words.
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Well, okay, in many cases it's more "invitation to come at me so I can shoot you" words.
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Word coinage of the day: Terra-ist.
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Query made on TSF from which this coinage came, which I also open here to those with astronomical knowledge:
Picky definition question here where astronomical terms are concerned: specifically "meteorite".
The commonly seen definition of this is "a meteor which survives passage through the atmosphere and reaches the surface". About half the time, this definition includes an "Earth's" somewhere in there.
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Which begs a few questions for those who are more reliable sources than commonly seen: Is the "Earth's" supposed to be there; i.e., can a meteoroid which passes successfully through the Martian atmosphere and hit the surface of Mars be considered a meteorite? Do meteoroids which strike the surface of planets without atmospheres qualify as meteorites? How about moons? Or dwarf planets? (I feel that this really ought to be generalized, lest we be a bunch of Terra-ists. But "you humans are all racist", etc.)
12:44
Oooh, and what about gas giants, with their questionable notions of surface? Does it become a meteorite when it hits the first distinctly liquid-phase layer?
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i feel like this is more a matter of practicality that's gotten baked into the language
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like, say... when someone says they need some fresh air, they don't say "I'd like a mixture of approximately 78% nitrogen and 21% oxygen and various irrelevant trace gases, with a minimum of carbon dioxide and volatile organic compounds."
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most human languages optimize for brevity so hard that if you look at it from a objective standpoint it's like txtspk. So, 'meteor' is basically "rock that falls from really high up and hits the ground" and any apparent definitional weirdness and specificity is because people go in after the fact and struggle to add precision that doesn't exist, because the common usage is literally that caveman-speak sentence.
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i'd bet you lunar colonists would end up using "meteor" too, despite the lack of atmosphere to cater to the definition.
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…hmm. Someone remind me what the Directorates are doing about or to the Magen Corporate?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/16/2022 7:01 PM
So we get to hear about the man who built the Magen corporate
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there's this, which is a action against magen corporate but iirc it's not explicitly stated to be Directorate action https://eldraeverse.com/2012/02/25/the-rains-of-magen-13-needle/
It was raining on Magen that day, the dull, persistent, sheeting downpour that beat down upon the planet’s surface for thirty hours of every thirty-one hour day. Except for those resident in the hi…
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there's this, which is a action against magen corporate but iirc it's not explicitly stated to be Directorate action https://eldraeverse.com/2012/02/25/the-rains-of-magen-13-needle/
Corporate op. Laurion Metaorganics were Not Pleased at TriDyne's attempt to commit corporate espionage.
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ah, i see. I thought that was mentioned somewhere but i couldn't remember what article mentioned/linked it.
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Was reading through Epistolary Experiment again, and am wondering: What sort of cleanup/recovery work did they do on Ekr!at, and how much, if at all, was working with the natives or even made known to them? (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 05/17/2022 12:24 PM
Speak of the devil. I was just doing that too.
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I mean, from the one monument transcription they clearly are aware that something was going on, and even that the strange lights were linked to the disaster, even if they are incorrect in their beliefs of what happened. Of course, from that, I think that we can also surmise that there was at least some contact between the natives and someone who came there.
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In linguistic nuances that are very hard to convey in translation (courtesy of an unrelated discussion from TSF): - Imagine there are two cats in a room. Both of them are sleeping. - Someone turns to you and says "One of the cats is sleeping." The native English speaker would assume from that statement that the other cat is awake; thus the statement appears wrong even though it technically isn't. The native Eldraeic speaker would not, and insofar as they assumed something, it would be that there was some reason you couldn't or didn't (can you see it from where you are, maybe?) give them the status of the other cat.
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Would it be convention to say "exactly one of the cats is sleeping" if you meant the English thing, then?
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I think in English, you assume "exactly" if no modifiers are provided
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To make the statement correct, you'd use "at least"
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I would say that it's certainly possible to assume that the statement "One of the cats is sleeping." would lead to the assumption that other is not. But it's also somewhat dependant on the actual situation. If there are two cats in the room, but only one of them is visible, then the implication is that the status of the other cat is unknown, rather than assumed to not be sleeping. (edited)
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it seems to be a bit of a context thing
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an actual exchange along these lines would be something like: "Honey, where are the cats?" Other looks around "Um, one of them is sleeping..."
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The context of a lack of initial information, followed by the search for that information, and then a statement prefixed with a uncertainty modifier and ended with a... whatever you call "..." (edited)
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altogether, it effectively communicates that the state of the other is unknown. If you distill it down to just a sentence without context, you lose that.
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ellipsis, that's it.
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I suggest to the English speakers here that you may still be ill-at-ease in the following scenario. One cat is sleeping, the other is awake. You ask, "Where are the cats?", to which is responded "One of them is sleeping." I put to you, then, that the response is necessarily missing the follow-up "and the other is awake". Without said follow-up, the implication is that the other cat is in an unknown state, which is not true.
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doctorcatfish 05/18/2022 3:51 PM
Actually, what you have collectively uncovered is the insufficiency of the baseline Latin alphabet to fully encode the English language. People say English is not a tonal language, and in terms of spelling, that’s true. But grammar is a different matter. Punctuation encodes the most critical tones, but this example reveals its limits. Even the ellipsis, with its connotations of incompleteness, doesn’t say what is incomplete in the sentence.
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Consider: One of the cats is sleeping. One of the cats is sleeping. One of the cats is sleeping.
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It’s not just emotional content. There’s semantic nuance here that can’t be contained in any single word - but can’t be assigned to the whole sentence either. It needs emphasis of one word contrasted with the others to gain the additional meaning.
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'When you imagine MVEU, imagine a pointy-eared Indiana Jones yelling “This belongs in a laboratory!”'
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Getting a whole lot of hits on “Thkngs That Go Bang” today. Wonder what linked to it.
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@Overmind, how large is your trove of Files And Drafts And All The Things Kept In NAS That You Miss When It Goes 💥 ?
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gigabytes, terabytes, petabytes?
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'About 3-5 TB total, if the size of my cloud backups is anything to go by. (edited)
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That said, to the best of my knowledge, the disks are okay; it's just the backplane that's all fucked up. If the disks aren't okay... well, then I shall have to commit sudoku.
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(A lot of sudoku, because that restore ain't gonna be fast.)
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Oh, well. If you've got cloud backups, then "perhaps I should offer a data haven for @Overmind to live backup his $THINGS to the other hemisphere" isn't a live question. Carry on, then. (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2022 9:26 PM
For 5 TB? Yeah, that’s almost worth getting a sneakernet package from your cloud supplier.
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Anyway, what NAS supplier needs to be on my Do Not Buy list, for (very future) anticonsideration?
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It was a QNAP. And in fairness, it has been pretty solid up to this point, so I have no reason to believe that it's Specially Evil. (I mean, their support is shit, but who's isn't?)
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It was a QNAP.
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Although word does have it that some of that particular range were made with dodgy silicon, so.
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2022 9:31 PM
For a NAS? Mission-critical data? No, support needs to be great there.
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Okay, guys, remember that I am currently running a GoFundMe because I can't afford a frickin' $400 replacement. If I could buy the hardware I wanted, life would be great and nothing would ever fail around here, but I can't, so it does.
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(I apologize if that seems a mite snappish, but this is not what you might call a great time around these parts.)
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BluejayHurricane 05/23/2022 9:37 PM
No, that’s fair.
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No, it's not the kwalitee or not of the hardware; people I know use devices from that company and there are no more explosions than expected. It's the https://www.qnap.com/en-au/security-advisories
This page lists current security advisories issued by QNAP. On this page you can also find instructions for reporting a vulnerability to QNAP.
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Oh, that. Yeah, it’s not like I use a lot of the vanilla software, for that reason among others. Like “a file server’s job is to sit there and serve files.”
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Morgrim Moon 05/23/2022 11:51 PM
At least to their credit QNAP is reporting and patching promptly. Since all the other HAS suppliers have been getting hammered too (Synology has similar report patterns), I'm not sure if that's a specific QNAP issue or if they just keep reporting soonest
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For anyone with a curiosity as to what the internal state of the Republic is and no care about spoilers, I just answered some of the bigger questions there over at https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/following-the-money/409/9 .
Okay. This is going to be potentially (although I don’t know exactly how much of this is going to come out in the end, it not really being their story) spoilery as hell, so I’m going to use the appropriate tags in places for anyone who doesn’t want to know what’s going on. (Also, there may be some inaccuracies because I don’t have access to my n...
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BluejayHurricane 05/24/2022 12:47 PM
Spoilers for what, exactly?
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Their actual internal situation and how it got that way.
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Huh. So, rebels and pirates?
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/24/2022 7:57 PM
Hah. That particular grift smells a lot like a pointed needle at creeping safetyism.
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(I will refrain from making any parallels with anything save the general concept of such. For safety's sake, of course!)
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I could not possibly comment. 😁
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So, uh, I had a dream where you released a new book. Anything you want to tell us? /joking/
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when the new one appears i'd like to order a signed copy :D pretty please?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 1:54 PM
I wonder though
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How expensive, really, is a Hariven in terms we readers can grasp?
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It's the economy of the economy, the shitbox technical of space
13:55
And it is built with steel as such.
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But it contains a fusion reactor so how cheap can it really be? (edited)
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But it contains a fusion reactor so how cheap can it really be? (edited)
i can buy microprocessors, with calculation power one cannot directly grasp except very abstractly, with wages measured in hours. "its advanced tech, its expensive" has weird scaling (edited)
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i can buy microprocessors, with calculation power one cannot directly grasp except very abstractly, with wages measured in hours. "its advanced tech, its expensive" has weird scaling (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:02 PM
yeah but fusion reactors are different, they (for the most part) spit out gamma rays and whatnot
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and they will probably need babysitting a lot of the time because of fragility problems
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Y’know, something seemed wrong about that, so I looked up the specs I posted and realized that I accidentally failed to specify a power source at all.
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It has a fusion pulse drive, but that’s a pulse drive; no good for power.
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eeeeh. isnt a core point of mmo or similar ones that they recover the power to fire the next shot from magnetic power extraction?
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It has a fusion pulse drive, but that’s a pulse drive; no good for power.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:05 PM
Most of the same problems apply I would think
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(There’s probably a fuel cell and/or RTG squeezed in there for daily juice.)
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eeeeh. isnt a core point of mmo or similar ones that they recover the power to fire the next shot from magnetic power extraction?
Yeah, but they’re more expensive and complicated. This is the most basic Orion-with-lasers lash-up possible.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:07 PM
Rare elements and magnets and whatnot would still be required in constructing any Hariven as such
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And in specific precision arragnements
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Shit, I mean arrangements.
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but you still need the laser power from somewhere
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unless your gain is in the millions thats still going to be substantial
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(or its only weakly torchy)
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The core of the drive is probably about 75% of the cost of the thing, I dare say.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:10 PM
I mean, the complexity and rare elements required in fusion drives are the main reason I don't really buy the idea of tramp spaceships plying the solar system
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(or its only weakly torchy)
0.56 g sustainable, twice that if you don’t care about the motor coming apart in short order.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:10 PM
It seems like it'll be always the kind of thing you need a university-level organization to maintain
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that's pretty torchy
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:11 PM
And this goes like ten times for something that can sustain half a gee of acceleration as long as it has remass
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By ‘verse standards, it really ain’t. And you should expect to spend most of your voyage on the float, because the delta-v reserves are crap.
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Like, chemfuel rocket levels of crap?
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:13 PM
Nah
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Also, it’s a Hariven. If your shitty putt-putt drive breaks, you go to the wreckyard you found the other high-tech components in and find another shitty putt-putt drive.
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:15 PM
this really is an absurdly wealthy universe that people can just toss away a fusion engine like that
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We’re assuming that there would be any intact drives that haven’t been stripped for parts/raw materials, which in at least some places, will likely happen.
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Still probably more for parts than for raw materials, though.
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Fusion engines look expensive now . In 7200 CE…?
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0111narwhalz 05/25/2022 2:17 PM
this is the Empire of the Star, innit? absurd wealth is their thing
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Also, it’s a Hariven. If your shitty putt-putt drive breaks, you go to the wreckyard you found the other high-tech components in and find another shitty putt-putt drive.
Why would you find any high-tech components in a wreckyard though? Any significantly sized ones will likely also be getting picked over very regularly for things that can be either recycled, refurbished, or resold. Also, why would the Empire of the Star have wreckyards in the first place?
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Yes, well, an Imperial wouldn’t be caught dead anywhere near the thing.
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The Worlds are a big place, and space technicals turn up in much the same sort of poor backwaters that earth technicals do.
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My concern is that any fusion drive (or other complex machinery/equipment) that finds itself in a wreckyard is going to find itself taken apart for parts faster than you can say ‘Hariven’.
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0111narwhalz 05/25/2022 2:21 PM
taken apart for parts… by whom?
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people building harivens, perhaps
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And I also doubt that they would be functional at all, at least without the sort of refurbishment that would cost almost as much as a new engine.
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If you have a good, original-build Hariven, you might have a Nucleodyne Thrust Applications “Putt-Putt” fusion pulse drive. That’s built by an Imperial corporation - very solidly as a sealed black box, intended for the poor-backwater export market, and will probably last five times longer than the entire rest of the ship.
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People making a living finding/salvaging more complex components (like lasers, microprocessors , etc.) and selling it to others. (edited)
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Like, say, usable FPDs?
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I mean, that would probably require somewhat more heavy machinery to salvage than a hullcutter and a circuit tester (or something), assuming that anyone’s going to throw out a usable, or even easily reparable, FPD. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:25 PM
IDK, maybe my own assumptions are interfering here but I had the general impression real fusion drives can never be torchy
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Because you can put more mass into the outgoing stream to go faster but that'll slow down your exhaust speed
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I mean, that would probably require somewhat more heavy machinery to salvage than a hullcutter and a circuit tester (or something), assuming that anyone’s going to throw out a usable, or even easily reparable, FPD. (edited)
They’re selling a wreck that happens to have one or more attached to it, because the wreckyard has the tools and equipment to extract functional components and materials from said wreck and turn them into money.
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Salvors ain’t scrappers. They’re the guys who have tools and equipment to bring wrecks in, which they don’t want to leave sitting around idle while they do the completely different job of tearing them apart and selling off the pieces.
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Likewise, shipping lines, etc., that EOL a ship don’t want to get into the scrapping business for themselves; that’s an investment way outside their core business. They sell it to a wreckyard to get it off their hands for cash now.
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And thus the circle of life goes on.
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Wouldn’t the previous owner taking anything that even somewhat still works, before selling what’s left to the scrappers, on the chance that they can either re-use it or sell it themselves and take all the profit? Or am I assuming that people would be too frugal?
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Doing all that takes time and money. Look at the actual ship scrapping business. Or consider, when you write off a car, do you tear it apart yourself to get parts for resale, or sell it to a junkyard?
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Virtues of specialization, and all.
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Because you can put more mass into the outgoing stream to go faster but that'll slow down your exhaust speed
Wandering further off topic: advanced fusion torch drives in the ‘verse do more or less the opposite: pump in more energy to accelerate a low-mass exhaust stream.
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I’m also assuming that they’re most likely scrapping it because the engine is broke, because that’s something you can’t really cobble together a fix out of duct tape and (metaphorical) spit for, or do without, or easily replace.
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Wandering further off topic: advanced fusion torch drives in the ‘verse do more or less the opposite: pump in more energy to accelerate a low-mass exhaust stream.
BizarroLand ♀ 05/25/2022 2:37 PM
I'll take your word for it. I have never been big on the math in Atomic Rockets
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I just got the impression that trying to increase the mass throughput of your fusion engine wouldn't give you anything really torchy
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Leaving aside things like age and obsolescence - and, y’know, found in space covered in big holes and bloodstains - there’re lots of reasons that might make a ship not worth repairing.
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“Fatigue cracks in the main spar.”
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I just got the impression that trying to increase the mass throughput of your fusion engine wouldn't give you anything really torchy
That’s right as far as I know, FWIW.
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“No longer competitive in a market that’s faster/more luxurious/larger.”
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“Can’t get rid of That Smell.”
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Anyway. If you were to buy a brand-new, top of the line, still has that new starship smell, etc. Hariven, you can probably pick one up in the Expansion Regions for something in the private plane price range, most of which is the drive.
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As you get more willing to use random parts acquired from dubious sources slapped together in back-yard fab shops, the price drops considerably, and the mortality rate increases to match.
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(That these latter varietals make up so many of the ones in service gives it its space technical rep.)
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Was assuming that the latter varietal was somewhere between ‘private jet’ and ‘luxury yacht’, TBH.
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And that the former would have a price tag that dwarfs even luxury megayachts.
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In the same way there appear to be communities of VW Bug enthusiasts whose machines gleam with unlikely and uneconomic detailing and aftermarket bling, are there Hariven enthusiasts in the ‘verse?
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Their actual internal situation and how it got that way.
Is it as bad as it looks to be? That is, Terminal Downward Spiral of Doom?
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This: …is what a power plant is supposed to look like. Kelenföld Power Station – Budapest, Hungary - Atlas Obscura
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Morgrim Moon 05/28/2022 9:34 AM
okay yes
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what special circumstances reifiy the Transcend as a temporarily singular consciousness?
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apart from incursion by a hostile peer transcendance?
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#yet #growthmindset
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It always and never is.
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Jade Nekotenshi 05/29/2022 4:03 PM
I note that the oath of the Watch Constabulary focuses on preventing offenses, and not merely on investigating and delivering offenders to be punished. That, to me, is a very important distinction.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 05/29/2022 7:25 PM
I imagine the insurance companies handle a lot of the latter
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Where punishment is more along the lines of restitution
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I note that the oath of the Watch Constabulary focuses on preventing offenses, and not merely on investigating and delivering offenders to be punished. That, to me, is a very important distinction.
Well, they do that too, but it's not so much the scoring metric. (Like the Peelian principles say, "To recognise always that the test of police efficiency is the absence of crime and disorder, and not the visible evidence of police action in dealing with them.")
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Plus, they are somewhat incentivized by the rule that, since you the citizen-shareholder are hiring the Watch Constabulary as your security provider, then it is their responsibility to make good all losses you may suffer from crime that they don't stop.
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(i.e., reparation and weregeld are paid out by the governance when it's determined that a crime has taken place; it's then up to the constabulary/OIP and the courts to... extract the needful from the criminal.)
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((It should go without saying that the sort of clearance rates we accept as a matter of course are the sort of thing that, there, would have the Office of Censorious Scrutiny and the Office of Service Security crawling up everyone's ass on the grounds that this is obviously the result of some sort of corruption or criminal conspiracy, because goddamn .))
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(i.e., reparation and weregeld are paid out by the governance when it's determined that a crime has taken place; it's then up to the constabulary/OIP and the courts to... extract the needful from the criminal.)
Jade Nekotenshi 05/29/2022 8:32 PM
I wondered about that. That's one place where our system here fails - restitution and compensatory damages are often awarded against someone who's either judgement-proof or powerful enough to drag out the process, and the vic never actually gets compensated.
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…huh. As of the present day, have time displaced vessels turned up?
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I think they rotated prefixes, just in case. And standing order is just in case, they play with FTL and don't really like/are able to play with causalty
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(a) happens occasionally for short periods, because t drift is a known phenomenon. Gross (a) and (e) have been done in the field. (c) has been tested on the flight range. (b), (d), and (f) remain theoretical for now.
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DSD [He/They] 06/01/2022 6:26 PM
(g)?
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Isn’t even theoretical, it’s just a catchall for shot no-one’s thought of.
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DSD [He/They] 06/01/2022 6:27 PM
Ahh.
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doctorcatfish 06/02/2022 2:13 PM
(C) tested on the flight range… would this be along the same lines of Future Twilight initiating a week-long self-encoded predestination loop with Past Twilight, embedded in a temporal monoblock?
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Most likely it was "Well, this works, we now sure that if this happens in the wild we can deal with this, let's never do this again"
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Hey, who doesn’t want to be able to attack a single target with three copies of the same ship? Outnumbered? Ha!
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/02/2022 9:50 PM
Mult-vector attack mode, but... not stewpit.
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0111narwhalz 06/02/2022 10:14 PM
"We have you surrounded!" "I'll come out there and surround you myself!"
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Wait, how does the RetroVeto work? Time is block as you've said - if the lookforward monitor detects a change, that change will happen (or has happened already, so to speak), you just know about it ahead of time. (edited)
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There are two possible consistent timelines.
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In one, it doesn’t fire and everything works properly. In the other, it fires and the system does an emergency shut down, which triggers it.
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oh i see, i didn't realize that the Veto itself would generate the same signal as a failure would
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that makes much more sense
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It’s designed as a very simple go/no-go system for pretty much this reason.
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yes it (and probability manipulators in general) are really something you want to keep simple. Easy to forget that there's always a extra possibility: the machine breaks and gives a false positive
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(and maybe a fourth in terms of "you never turn it on in the first place" but I think you can engineer around that?)
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The simplest self-consistent result of any form of time travel existing is that you just never use it ever.
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Vaguely relatedly, how do the self-consistency things interact with the universe's enforced free will?
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Sophonts are defined as nondeterministic in some way, right? Presumably you could, though, force them to make a particular decision by making it the only consistent one. Or does the universe just proactively not allow that kind of situation?
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This is kind of tricky to reason about since obviously time travel breaks causality, which means we can't really ask "given some universe state, what happens next", but still.
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Sophonts are defined as nondeterministic in some way, right? Presumably you could, though, force them to make a particular decision by making it the only consistent one. Or does the universe just proactively not allow that kind of situation?
this sort of happens with time travel - if you travel in time, you cannot decide not to time travel (or be different at the moment of going back in time than you were at the moment future-you arrived in the past). This is not, strictly speaking, parsed as a violation of free will. Rather, it's considered a change in casualty - at the moment of the creation of a time loop, the future is now in your casual past, and you can't alter the past.
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But i'm not sure how the formation of a time loop works, either, nor how it interacts with non-probabilistic free will. Probability forges work by telling the universe "do this unlikely thing or i'll cause a event with a probability of 0% (paradox)". You're shifting the probability function of a larger system by using a infinitely unlikely event to make certain events less likely. Which makes perfect sense if the whole universe is wavefunctions and you can neatly describe everything in probabilities, but when you can't...
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(also worth noting that iirc, time loops like this are not turing computable and fall under hypercomputation)
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You have to do something ridiculous like brute-force all universes/timelines consistent with your specs. (edited)
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Key concept: the universe is lazy.
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Maximal laziness would be "no time travel ever".
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Maximal laziness would be no mass-energy ever.
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The universe can be pushed into more interesting and worthy behaviour. To quote the Batman, and probably one of the early Sargas, the world only makes sense if you force it to.
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Maximal laziness would be "no time travel ever".
Only if the structure of the universe is designed such that it is can't happen. Going back and changing the way causality and consistency protection works is presumably off the table. In the universe in which time travel is possible and it is required to enforce causality, it will do so using the most subtle (i.e., least energy-consuming, although we probably shouldn't call it energy as it's not energy as we know it at this level) miracles possible, because it's lazy. Arranging for no-one to ever build time machines requires much more [and preemptive], miracle than nudging a few ion gradients around when p(oops) spikes.
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[This is also a much more exploitable, and thus useful for literary purposes, model of the universe. 😁 ]
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Morgrim Moon 06/06/2022 11:33 AM
unrelated, and sorry for dumping and running, but this article on the current flaws with the Theory of Everything may be useful for handwaving physics purposes
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tl;dr version: the Higgs boson is too light and the Cosmological Constant is too small. A possible solution is that the red-headed stepchild - gravity - might actually be showing the way forward. Namely, that you're going to have to integrate over the system as a whole instead of assembling lots of little bits together. This is not yet a theory, because they're still trying to work out the implications and find something testable. It's just a hypothesis. But it's an interesting hypothesis.
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Only if the structure of the universe is designed such that it is can't happen. Going back and changing the way causality and consistency protection works is presumably off the table. In the universe in which time travel is possible and it is required to enforce causality, it will do so using the most subtle (i.e., least energy-consuming, although we probably shouldn't call it energy as it's not energy as we know it at this level) miracles possible, because it's lazy. Arranging for no-one to ever build time machines requires much more [and preemptive], miracle than nudging a few ion gradients around when p(oops) spikes.
doctorcatfish 06/06/2022 4:22 PM
One analogy I have used is atomic excitation… the stable state for the outer electron is the ground state, and most of the time, that’s where it stays. But that doesn’t mean excited states don’t exist. It just means that it takes very specific circumstances to get to them. Which isn’t to say they aren’t repeatable very specific circumstances — just ask Ring Dynamics, ICC.
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cryptoontological fuck
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tl;dr version: the Higgs boson is too light and the Cosmological Constant is too small. A possible solution is that the red-headed stepchild - gravity - might actually be showing the way forward. Namely, that you're going to have to integrate over the system as a whole instead of assembling lots of little bits together. This is not yet a theory, because they're still trying to work out the implications and find something testable. It's just a hypothesis. But it's an interesting hypothesis.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/07/2022 2:35 PM
This might be interesting for #otherworlds too.
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Is there anybody who could fix me up with a STARFALL ARC FREE MERCHANT CONFRATERNITY t-shirt? Can always DIY but I vaguely recall that’s frowned upon.
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Let me run that past appropriate people.
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Ta muchly for the trouble.
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so i just thought of a kinda entertaining "well, technically"
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the Imperials, as part of their ethos, reject the whole "the whole is greater than the sum of the parts" thing that some governances try to pull, which is all well and good except-
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there are probably cases (if at the worst case, only theoretical ones) where the social interactions, culture, meme exchange, etc. of a large group of people encode a viable living being unto itself. Some people think this is already true here and now, though its hard to prove one way or another (edited)
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the only real example i can think of in-verse is stuff like the Transcend, where you're not likely to get any of the ethical conundrums this could raise. But it's a interesting idea
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the Imperials, as part of their ethos, reject the whole "the whole is greater than the sum of the parts" thing that some governances try to pull, which is all well and good except-
Technically, their position on this is that those governances (and, indeed, many who invoke the concept) are, as usual, completely missing the point. I mean, obviously the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. That's the Magic of Friendshiptechnology of synergy at work! The problem, to steal a concept from Stephen Donaldson, is the necessity of freedom . Sophonts only perform up to their potential when their will acts on and affirms their choices. You can certainly squeeze out a measure of performance from them if you treat them as tools, but such a violation of self-integrity weakens their potential-for-change immensely. So they're trying to make use of the principle after first kneecapping all the parts. Turns out that doesn't work so well.
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Technically, their position on this is that those governances (and, indeed, many who invoke the concept) are, as usual, completely missing the point. I mean, obviously the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. That's the Magic of Friendshiptechnology of synergy at work! The problem, to steal a concept from Stephen Donaldson, is the necessity of freedom . Sophonts only perform up to their potential when their will acts on and affirms their choices. You can certainly squeeze out a measure of performance from them if you treat them as tools, but such a violation of self-integrity weakens their potential-for-change immensely. So they're trying to make use of the principle after first kneecapping all the parts. Turns out that doesn't work so well.
ah, that's a fair point. I forgot about the nuances it had. I think, on reflection, that sort of... generalizes the potential dilemma. A korasmóníë (if i'm using the right word) could argue "but this is necessary to preserve the meme-sophont our society forms", if such a thing existed, but any society could argue that. The existence of a dependant meme-sophont like such creates something similar to externalities for any action on/in a society, but it does that regardless of the society it forms out of. A unethical society doesn't become a special case.
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You could actually check if your society was running a sophont, though. And run it on other computers.
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It would be much easier than forcing people to think the same way to keep it working.
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I'm reminded of that "if materialism is true, the US is probably conscious" thing.
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(although consciousness and being a sophont are not the same thing) (edited)
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Aren’t those usually called “gods?”
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You could actually check if your society was running a sophont, though. And run it on other computers.
ehhh, kinda. Depends on how it works. If you've just somehow encoded something turing-complete into all that meme-exchange, running the mind abstractly on that, sure. Just grab all the data and instantiate on suitable substrate. If the mind is actually the memes, a complex interacting system that has self organized, developed homeostasis, intelligence... much harder. Much much harder. The system as a whole is still computable, but you can't abstract it- the mind is the neighbors talking about the weather, a talk show host advertising burn cream, the love of a mother. Maybe you could swap in p-zombies, or other things, but you have no easy task no matter what. (edited)
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ehhh, kinda. Depends on how it works. If you've just somehow encoded something turing-complete into all that meme-exchange, running the mind abstractly on that, sure. Just grab all the data and instantiate on suitable substrate. If the mind is actually the memes, a complex interacting system that has self organized, developed homeostasis, intelligence... much harder. Much much harder. The system as a whole is still computable, but you can't abstract it- the mind is the neighbors talking about the weather, a talk show host advertising burn cream, the love of a mother. Maybe you could swap in p-zombies, or other things, but you have no easy task no matter what. (edited)
doctorcatfish 06/09/2022 7:46 AM
To put it another way: to what degree is the meta-mind (a) a commensal, (b) a symbiont, (c) an integral component, (d) an endemic infection, and/or (e) a parasite?
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Only in a relatively small subset of these cases would there be negentropic potential in extracting the meta-mind to separate media.
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So I happened to run across a post on the Discourse asking some questions about Eliéran geography and the like, which I had put aside to answer later and then promptly forgot about, because I kind of suck. Anyway, here's the first part of a response, in which I talk about continents, climates, and where the history happens: https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/concerning-eliera/382/4?u=avatar (edited)
First, apologies. I had put this aside to give a detailed reply to, it somehow slipped my mind, and I’ve only just stumbled across it again. Didn’t mean to leave it so long. I’ll try to hit up one of these a day or so. I understand that there are around five continents on Upperside and three on Underside, but I don’t believe any of their names...
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Land-bridge at …the …rim?
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…yes?
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So that continent has another half on the Underside?
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Not objecting, just contemplating the extreme hiking opportunities.
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It links to another continent (Dyr.) The land bridge itself is just a chain of mediocre islands.
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Rim’s about what, 100km thick?
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Hiking’s not totally out, but would have to wait until they built the road bridge.
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They did that at some point, I trust?
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‘About 200 miles thick.
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Also contemplating being the compensate-for-wind-erosion mechanisms on that one island parked right under the rimstorms.
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Sisyphus 2.0.
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(The bridge, however, is an enclosed road. Because you don’t want to try and drive through that.)
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Fair. Unless you’re doing that Now I Will Demonstrate Why The Imperial Marines Have Walker Tanks session halfway through training.
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wait, something just occurred to me. By my understanding, the World Shafts are a analogue of, say, the panama canal, except going through the (relatively thin) disk as a shortcut between sides.
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wouldn't the various mechanisms and exotic matter at the center of Eliéria be a bit displeased by having a hole drilled through them?
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2022 7:47 PM
you can drill through certain parts
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was there surveying work involved to find a 'clear' place to drill? Negotiation with the 'World Spirits' to not be pissed off and let them make a hole?
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2022 7:47 PM
it's not a solid disk of nonsense
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IIRC there were "dimples"
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was there surveying work involved to find a 'clear' place to drill? Negotiation with the 'World Spirits' to not be pissed off and let them make a hole?
doctorcatfish 06/09/2022 8:07 PM
I asked exactly the same questions, and yes, there were surveys… on Upperside. And three convenient holes in the Sufficient Advancity.
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oh my bad, i see where it was answered now
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thanks!
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Gravitational anomalies, very revealing.
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As a side note on a later question, incidentally, lost sailors and explorers being blown around the edge weren't the only cause of contact between Upperside and Underside back in the day. There were also very lost spelunkers . (As https://eldraeverse.com/tag/the-taliar/ implies, the crust is absolutely riddled with deep tunnels and caverns which serve to conduct heat outwards.)
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...i'm not sure if it speaks good or bad things about a spelunker if that happens to them
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on one hand, they got very lost. On the other, they got very lost and made it through two hundred miles of caves at minimum
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0111narwhalz 06/09/2022 11:53 PM
do local caves have more tasty things in them than terrestrial ones?
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they might, now that i think about it. Decent odds that a cave that goes all the way down to core like that is more of a service tunnel for the maintenance 'elementals'
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if you find them doing some sort of job that requires ferrying organics between sides... (edited)
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BluejayHurricane 06/09/2022 11:56 PM
I bet you could follow the air currents, which would help with navigation
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though that would be points against them, what with the whole 'lost' bit
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maybe they hit a 'switching' point where the currents start flowing towards the other side
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those would usually be very deep down, but maybe a big pressure differential due to weather, etc between the two sides could cause it near the surface (edited)
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you spelunk, go through a little tunnel to another region of the caves, bam; the convenient 'surface this way' signal is pointing you the wrong way
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I was assuming that you go deep enough Beneath you run into a vast boiling-hot vent grate of coolant air and bake on the spot, but it's good to know this isn't so.
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that'd be inefficient, if nothing else
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:01 AM
presumably there are some places that have to reject low-grade heat too
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yeah if i was a space dragon designing a artifical planet, i'd want to make as little high-grade heat as possible
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its wasteful
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:02 AM
nah high grade heat is easier to reject
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though you may also be able to extract work from it
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(thus converting it into low-grade heat :V)
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that's what i'm thinking, it's a planet. Has to last a long time with it's own fuel reserves or use some complicated mechanism to grab hydrogen from solar wind
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don't wanna waste much power there
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BluejayHurricane 06/10/2022 12:04 AM
I mean, it’s pretty clear the space dragons have tied thermodynamics in knots already
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The bloody thing is probably powering itself from the same source that holds Thalíär up.
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i don't think it makes sense for Eliéra to have a true violation of thermodynamics nested in it though - canonically, the Imperials (really, the Transcend) have taken over the control systems and presumably understand how it all works. And they don't have a negentropy source (yet)
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...presumably...?
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That's a man-sized presumption there.
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Besides, the archai might know and have the tech, but not share it with the rest of the constitutionals of the Transcend.
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i mean, the Transcend runs it. You don't think it'd notice a energy deficit surplus and then immediately start investigating the Very Big Deal that would be? (edited)
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See also: hyperdreadnought warships, weapons systems thereof.
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Besides, the archai might know and have the tech, but not share it with the rest of the constitutionals of the Transcend.
hmm, fair.
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Yes, they'd investigate. Your presumption that they'd succeed is, hmm, what's the Scottish... not proven?
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They might have gotten to know what the outermost layers of the software stack do and which levers never to pull ever.
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there is a history of bizarre precursor artifacts that haven't quite been figured out yet like the Rolkifier... hmm
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That's it. Eliera is powered by the potential difference between a Rolky and anti-Rolky point deep within the core.
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:12 AM
(I still stand by my assertion that if we don't leave some truly inscrutable widgets around by our end, we will have failed as a species)
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#obCrackficTheory
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i still think it'd would be very clear if such a negentropy source was present, though. Mass measurements with accuracy on the order of grams, precise measurements of solar flux and incoming mass, as well as outgoing of both... this is sort of the stuff i'd expect a moon brain to call "basic situational awareness"
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the Transcend would notice even if it didn't run the place and just had some satellites in orbit
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so i'd expect a footnote along the lines of "We know violating thermodynamics is possible, but the only extant example is at the center of a planet. And we like that planet."
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:14 AM
if it's only a violation of the second law, not the first, it might be near invisible
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you'd have to look at its processes and go "wait it's doing more than it should be able to," and those anomalous doings might be really really deep
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Among other things, is the Beneath structurally self-supporting?
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you'd have to look at its processes and go "wait it's doing more than it should be able to," and those anomalous doings might be really really deep
it's a very big structure which does enough things to warrant a giant cooling system, so if it was widespread it'd show up in something like weather readings... but you're right, if it's subtle it could easily be missed. It'd be hard to notice, say, violating Landauer's principle but only by a factor of 2
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:18 AM
maybe it's like photosynthesis throwing away the green light and then driving up the efficiency of the rest of the process beyond where it ought to be to compensate
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The second of the Precursor megastructures held by the Empire, Thalíär is a peculiar world by any standards. It is a three-layered shellworld – which is to say, it has three planetary crusts,…
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maybe it's like photosynthesis throwing away the green light and then driving up the efficiency of the rest of the process beyond where it ought to be to compensate
the issue is it's a planet heavily inhabited by a advanced technological civilization, with a weakly godlike AI at least partially running the thing. I don't think they're quite cataloging every photon that reflects off the surface, but i would expect from pretty accurate volumetric readings of everything from escaping atmosphere to neutrino flux
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:22 AM
my idea was more that it is perhaps an order of mag from Landauer but using second-law violations to compensate
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a big mass deficit would be noticed by sheer virtue of comparing incoming mass energy from outgoing and comparing it to the mass of the planet over time. It has to be small or subtle
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oh, fair enough
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:22 AM
"we can make computers this good if we expect them to last an eternity"
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that makes sense, yeah. A computing substrate that does stuff in a weird way which breaks some presumed laws because of unusual optimization parameters (edited)
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reminds me of butterfly wings
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"pigments? Nah watch this, it's called quantum mechanics"
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(I still stand by my assertion that if we don't leave some truly inscrutable widgets around by our end, we will have failed as a species)
(an usb stick with all of 4chan on it)
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 12:56 AM
well they can't all be weapons
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 1:16 AM
A USB stick with lolcats on it, preferably left with some Egyptian cat statues
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hah
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shake powered oled orb showing lolcats
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 1:25 AM
the eternal nyan cat
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(an usb stick with all of 4chan on it)
That would probably be unreadable within the century using current tech. I did read a post-humanity comic where humans left behind memory sticks made of gold and diamond for the next sophonts to evolve
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within the century? with flash i'd be concerned about getting to 20-30 years without extensive crc'ing
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it was also a joke
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4chan must not survive humanity
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4chan must not survive humanity
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do local caves have more tasty things in them than terrestrial ones?
To an extent, but also they planned for long expeditions, since there's a lot more down to go.
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I was assuming that you go deep enough Beneath you run into a vast boiling-hot vent grate of coolant air and bake on the spot, but it's good to know this isn't so.
There are places where that can happen. Also magma (krakens included), a lot of water, steam where the former two interact, earth elementals, and many other such fun things to go with your conventional underground hazards. Exploring the Beneath is not for the faint-hearted. It's just not all the places, belike.
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I mean, it’s pretty clear the space dragons have tied thermodynamics in knots already
The sun(s) is/are right there, guys. Most of the mecha are powering themselves through extremely sophisticated parasite power harvesting, deep integration into the ecology, or straight-up solar, depending on their precise location between red core and black sky. Thermodynamics may look a little bent, insofar as the Precursors managed to get some truly absurd efficiencies out of their stuff, but it's not actually broken. (The few higher energy systems that do things like mineral recycling have to use more exotic power-harvesting techniques, but again, the sun is right there, and the energy you need to run a planetary body ain't even a blip in a star's energy accounting.)
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Buggy
yeah if i was a space dragon designing a artifical planet, i'd want to make as little high-grade heat as possible
I have not worked it out formally, but you can assume that for most purposes the internal mechanisms contribute something fairly similar to the 0.05 W/m² that Earth's internal heat does to surface warming.
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The sun(s) is/are right there, guys. Most of the mecha are powering themselves through extremely sophisticated parasite power harvesting, deep integration into the ecology, or straight-up solar, depending on their precise location between red core and black sky. Thermodynamics may look a little bent, insofar as the Precursors managed to get some truly absurd efficiencies out of their stuff, but it's not actually broken. (The few higher energy systems that do things like mineral recycling have to use more exotic power-harvesting techniques, but again, the sun is right there, and the energy you need to run a planetary body ain't even a blip in a star's energy accounting.)
doctorcatfish 06/10/2022 3:36 PM
Even for ontotech, breaking the first law of thermo strikes me as just too much work… since it is equivalent to conservation of energy, and therefore to conservation of linear momentum, which in turn links to the flow of time and the stability of space… it’s very hard to smoothly integrate with the unaltered cosmos even with the ability to frob physics at will. The second law, in contrast, can be bent quite a bit, providing you can arrange for an open system…
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If nothing else, swapping a tiny volume of Lumenna into the core (a la Twilight Sparkle, but with ontotech) and similarly swapping a heat sink out would give you enough energy in and entropy out. But I suspect the same effect could be achieved with less brute gravimetric force.
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Is there anybody who could fix me up with a STARFALL ARC FREE MERCHANT CONFRATERNITY t-shirt? Can always DIY but I vaguely recall that’s frowned upon.
Brain be like: "To discover strange new worlds... to seek out new life and new civilizations... and to sell them a hundred containers of paper clips."
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Or my case, a t-shirt.
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…trillions? Off worlds such as that?
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0111narwhalz 06/10/2022 5:13 PM
the first one [million] is always free
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you get a planet hooked on paperclips, then sell paperclips at whatever price you think you can get away with
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ahd
…trillions? Off worlds such as that?
Who have [the new] silk? Or tea? Or chocolate? Or porcelain? Or mahogany? Or potato? ...or any of a large number of to-them-relatively-commonplace things that the local bureaucrats will sell you exclusive trading rights and holds full of in exchange for more of Clippy the Magical Document-Holder?
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That's what makes a Master Trader - the ability to spot the items that random middle-class folk are wearing or peasants eating that will sell for absolutely splendid amounts of money a few hundred light years that-a-way.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/10/2022 7:42 PM
Bet in some cases he has a strong sideline in filing cabinets and file folders
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Who have [the new] silk? Or tea? Or chocolate? Or porcelain? Or mahogany? Or potato? ...or any of a large number of to-them-relatively-commonplace things that the local bureaucrats will sell you exclusive trading rights and holds full of in exchange for more of Clippy the Magical Document-Holder?
BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 7:44 PM
As much as I like that idea I doubt most peripheral emerging markets would have those
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A trillion esteyn seems like the purchase price for an entire planet and the rest of its system. Wrong order of magnitude. (edited)
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But, if you decree that’s how it is, I guess that’s how it is.
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Well, first, the last valuation I saw for Earth alone was something in the quadrillions of dollars. Second - per capita annual income in these enlightened times is around $9.5 million. And third: “over the course of his career”.
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As much as I like that idea I doubt most peripheral emerging markets would have those
The one we’re sitting in has all of that and more.
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How many esteyn to the dollar was it, again?
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~0.05, I think?
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$20 ~ 1 Es, or something like that?
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If author decrees the numbers work, then the numbers had better do what they’re told, I guess.
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Because it would be unsporting of me to dismantle the false equivalencies between Earth trading with itself as the only planet we know, and some emerging backwater trading with the Empire of the Star.
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Are you under the impression that exotic foreign goods cease to be valuable when you’re wealthy enough to import whatever you please?
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Would we even be considered a Peripheral Emerging Market, as opposed to a mudball with awful inhabitants who are dead-set on extincting themselves?
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Because this, I must assure you, is not the case.
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I mean, we might have some interesting things, but they probably aren’t worth dealing with humans for.
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Tassadar
Would we even be considered a Peripheral Emerging Market, as opposed to a mudball with awful inhabitants who are dead-set on extincting themselves?
I wouldn't make a judgement of all of humanity based on the boneheaded decisions of our Glorious Leaders, and I doubt the Empire would either
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I also wouldn’t base my assumptions about people on what you’d find on a platform like Discord. 4chan is probably the better choice to see what humanity’s like when we aren’t trying to hide it under a thin veneer of respectability.
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Tassadar
I also wouldn’t base my assumptions about people on what you’d find on a platform like Discord. 4chan is probably the better choice to see what humanity’s like when we aren’t trying to hide it under a thin veneer of respectability.
4chan is an explicit asshole attractor
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 9:50 PM
4chan actively and deliberately promotes uncivilisated behaviour
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may I suggest instead looking at how humans react when a group of them are randomly pushed together and given a problem to solve?
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KAL_9000
4chan is an explicit asshole attractor
Like gestures at most of modern society (as long as you're rich and powerful), it actively rewards horrific behavior
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(It might also be unsporting to point out that like all maritime or celestime empires with outsize merchant services, they trade in a lot of directions that aren’t metropole-periphery.
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KAL_9000
Like gestures at most of modern society (as long as you're rich and powerful), it actively rewards horrific behavior
surprise, surprise, the people in charge act like assholes when the incentive structures reward it heavily (edited)
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Morgrim Moon
may I suggest instead looking at how humans react when a group of them are randomly pushed together and given a problem to solve?
If there’s no or only a very few bad apples, that might work out.
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Tassadar
If there’s no or only a very few bad apples, that might work out.
Google "Hurricane Katrina response effort"
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Overmind
Are you under the impression that exotic foreign goods cease to be valuable when you’re wealthy enough to import whatever you please?
But you’re trying to say that 1870s-era Earths are worth that much and have nice things in that quality and that quantity, and I am having none of it.
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But, it’s your world, and I guess if you incrementally wring the blood out of five millennia of small stones you could pile it up to trillions. (edited)
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IIRC, the US gov’t more or less prevented outside aid from coming in?
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That’s what I remember most off the top of my head.
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Or was that 9/11?
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Back to the topic of Earth-Empire relations, I imagine it'd be far more heavily traded with / interacted with than a typical newly-contacted backwater, and maybe eventually peacefully annexed outright, mainly for the cultural / historical significance of "pre-precursor fuckery homeworld"
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If I, your provider of offworld shiny things, tell you, my planetary despot, that what I really want is a fuckton of cocoa beans FOB Landing, then you will figure out a way to get me said fuckton of cocoa beans one way or another.
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IG we’re ruling out said provider being an Imperial, then?
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Ah, so. Meanwhile the main thread seems to have wandered back on to the What If Earth Was In Canon? question, which I apologise for provoking.
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It exists in canon as the long-lost homeworld
21:57
The status of humanity is Sir Not Appearing In This Story
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KAL_9000
The status of humanity is Sir Not Appearing In This Story
And for good reason.
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If I go up to Alexander the Great and tell him that I need a million black-patina Mycenaean-pattern vases, and I have this really nice remote sensing satellite system for tactical battle planning in exchange, he can find all the potters he needs, you betcha.
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No, I don’t betcha.
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Because he needs a whole lot of farmers to feed them.
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And miners to mine(?) clay.
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At least, if he wanted to get the harvest in, or man the garrisons.
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And soldiers too.
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That’s a problem if I need them tomorrow .
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Or within the decade?
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It’s not a problem if I don’t think on myopically short timescales.
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Tassadar
And for good reason.
I'm going to be contrary and say that a human-eldrae first contact story, if well-written, would be great SF
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The problem (at least with humans) is that you may well end up running into lifespan issues, barring immortagens which they may or may not want.
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You’re the one who says he did trillions of esteyn of this business in one career, so the timescale was yours.
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But, as decreed, It Just Worked That Way.
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You’re the one who says he did trillions of esteyn of this business in one career, so the timescale was yours.
A career could be multiple centuries for an eldrae
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How long do you think a career is ?
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:02 PM
take a look at coronations. It's not sustainable long-term, but any decent civ can throw together a LOT of high-effort, high-value handcrafts in a short period of time if adequately motivated by exciting shiny event.
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Millennia, even. Now divide that into trillions, and then into the number of stars in the target trading set, and the man clearly was in a market share class of his own. (edited)
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I'm going to be contrary and say that a human-eldrae first contact story, if well-written, would be great SF
Why? They wouldn’t be able to stand good chunks of humanity, right? And barring a radical shift in how Earth governments and politicians think, they’re probably going to start something under the assumption that the Imperials are a Chinese/Muslim/Jewish/capitalist/western/communist/what have you secret weapon and try and first strike them. Which will end very very badly. For Earth.
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Tassadar
Why? They wouldn’t be able to stand good chunks of humanity, right? And barring a radical shift in how Earth governments and politicians think, they’re probably going to start something under the assumption that the Imperials are a Chinese/Muslim/Jewish/capitalist/western/communist/what have you secret weapon and try and first strike them. Which will end very very badly. For Earth.
…I thought there was a #fanfic. Wasn’t there a #fanfic channel for this stuff?
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Oh. Right. There is.
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My question is, how did one guy find enough post-paperwork, pre-paperclip civs for it to have become a standard technique?
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Also, this is a trade in exotic foreign rarities. The bid-ask spread is huge . Stritty has huge forests of metal-infused hardwood trees, which you can buy at regular prices for, y’know, wood - and sell it a thousand light years away to sculptors and wealthy patrons of sculptors for a markup which itself has lots of zeroes in it.
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My question is, how did one guy find enough post-paperwork, pre-paperclip civs for it to have become a standard technique?
Because he did. It is Known.
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And it wasn’t just paper clips.
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Tassadar
Why? They wouldn’t be able to stand good chunks of humanity, right? And barring a radical shift in how Earth governments and politicians think, they’re probably going to start something under the assumption that the Imperials are a Chinese/Muslim/Jewish/capitalist/western/communist/what have you secret weapon and try and first strike them. Which will end very very badly. For Earth.
I highly doubt that even our current crop of "enlightened" politicians would be stupid enough to launch nukes at, presumably, a first contact ship that was visible from the Oort Cloud in decelerating from a high fraction of c.
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Because as far as the unique art objects set is concerned, that might as well be the only thousand tons of that gorgeous wood in the universe, and they’re getting in while that’s still the case.
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There’s lots of things you could sell into 1870s grade planets of that kind.
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I highly doubt that even our current crop of "enlightened" politicians would be stupid enough to launch nukes at, presumably, a first contact ship that was visible from the Oort Cloud in decelerating from a high fraction of c.
Not to mention the warp gate that it towed along behind it.
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ahd
And it wasn’t just paper clips.
Not just paper clips, true. But for it to be called out in particular, that’s got to be, what, at least three people? In this extremely specific slice of development?
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:08 PM
hell, I think when it comes to the place those traders are going to zero onto... it's Etsy.
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Paper clips would be a boon basically from dynastic Egypt to early industrial era. It’s a big spread.
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well... probably more a boon from mid-late renaissance to early-mid industrial.
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Huge papyrus bureaucracy.
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When did they invent paperclip gauge wire, again?
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for their intended (I hesitate to say core as there's undoubtably a lot of useful things for it otherwise) it requires paper to be a fairly broadly available thing. Papyrus is as best as can be said, not THAT widespread.
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Well, on some worlds, about a minute or two after they saw their first paper clip.
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And also Huge Papyrus Bureaucracy is going be the name of my next eldrae/kvaeth legionpunk fusion band.
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I highly doubt that even our current crop of "enlightened" politicians would be stupid enough to launch nukes at, presumably, a first contact ship that was visible from the Oort Cloud in decelerating from a high fraction of c.
Would they know what that sort of thing (lighthugger, warp gate, or other) entails? If scientists tell them, do you really think that they’re going to listen? If the Imperials tell one of the major powers to knock something off or they’ll get none, do you think that they will see it as anything less than an existential threat to their way of life? Fuck, the Confederates fought tooth and nail to keep that horrid institution in place, both during and after a Civil War, and that war was against their fellow countrymen, not against something almost entirely other to them.
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Then we sell ‘em paper, too. So many untapped markets!
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Honestly there’s probably lots of ways to make paperclip like devices just as soon as you have the concept.
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:14 PM
the trick with anything-in-space, is that all the politicians can really do is YELL and threaten. If the scientists and engineers say fuck no we are not launching, you're not launching.
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But because Reasons they will follow up none of those ways and instead trade with the mysterious exotic scary smug arrogant stranger from beyond the stars instead.
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:15 PM
and if anyone in the chain wants to sabotage it, it's dead simple
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The scientists and engineers have families.
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:16 PM
"are the scary superpowerful aliens scarier than my government?"
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“Are they more merciful and farther away than the chekist sitting next to my children?”
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There are nuances. Could go either way.
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They may not know that ICBMs can’t hit orbiting targets, but that wouldn’t stop them trying, would it? “These are my orders. The head of state has personally ordered me to carry them out. I may not know what precisely I am targeting, I have only been given co-ordinates and a firing solution. The fate of the nation depends on me. The numbers don’t add up. The fate of my nation depends on me. We can’t possibly hit the target. My nation is counting on me.”
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The Imperial Survey probably has a witness protection/asylum program for the families of natives whose actions for the greater good during first contact require they be out of reach of their ostensible governances.
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…wait.
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WAIT.
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There are more than one World Shafts?
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:21 PM
there's 3, I believe?
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(weekend lag is weekend-grade)
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My assumption is that they would attempt to use existing nuclear weapons first, if perhaps modified in the field in the hopes to hit a target. Such personnel may also be more conditioned to pull the trigger without asking questions. Also, this is after that, after the Imperials have made some polite requests as a precursor to establishing trade. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:21 PM
Purpose unknown, but hypothesis being "well, when you need to spin up a magic-material disk, you're left with some tooling holes"
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I would reiterate that our politicians are highly unlikely to immediately first-strike a ship proven more than capable of eradicating all life on the planet without breaking a sweat without even trying to talk
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“Proven.”
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:23 PM
"If you get us attacked by aliens we are making the sanctions on Russia, North Korea, Iran or Cuba look like the mildest of taps on the wrist"
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Tassadar
My assumption is that they would attempt to use existing nuclear weapons first, if perhaps modified in the field in the hopes to hit a target. Such personnel may also be more conditioned to pull the trigger without asking questions. Also, this is after that, after the Imperials have made some polite requests as a precursor to establishing trade. (edited)
BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:24 PM
Not even Kim is that stupid
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Maybe Papa Doc, after the brain damage, but he never had the nuclear button (edited)
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I don’t know whether SSBN COs and XOs, as well as other persons with launch authority, are selected based on willingness to follow orders immediately and without questioning them.
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Probably not in the US Armed Forces?
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IDEK about elsewhere.
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Tassadar
I don’t know whether SSBN COs and XOs, as well as other persons with launch authority, are selected based on willingness to follow orders immediately and without questioning them.
BluejayHurricane 06/10/2022 10:26 PM
I’m pretty sure they are, at least partially. You don’t give the keys to people you think won’t launch upon receipt of orders.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:27 PM
Every world leader currently alive has spent basically their entire professional life balancing the demands of superior powers with inferior ones
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It's stupid to think any of them would immediately jump to "NUKE EM NOW"
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Also, Papa Doc?
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BizarroLand ♀
It's stupid to think any of them would immediately jump to "NUKE EM NOW"
My thought was that that would be after channels were opened, and the politicians realized just how much of a paradigm shift was about to hit them. They might well even panic at a shuttle launch or something and launch in ‘return’.
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Although, is there a ‘no sudden moves/unannounced shuttle launches’ protocol for first contact with a polity or polities who are on edge in such a manner? (edited)
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Just wondering.
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Tassadar
My thought was that that would be after channels were opened, and the politicians realized just how much of a paradigm shift was about to hit them. They might well even panic at a shuttle launch or something and launch in ‘return’.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:31 PM
To put it in perspective, a lot of politicians complain about this thing or that, that the US or China did now. But they don't lose their shit and order NUCLEAR LAUNCH NAO!!1. Being overmatched in power is just part of doing business for most countries (edited)
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That it's elfin-looking aliens doesn't really change anything
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But I don't think any Imperial contact ends with humanity strictly better off
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Personally I'd expect more of a millennium of humiliation
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“Are we seriously related to you barbarians?”
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“Are we seriously related to you barbarians?”
BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:38 PM
After the Imperials get a good picture of human culture, it'd be more of a "To think your accursed blood runs through our veins drives me mad" from the impolite quarters, is my guess
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“Good Riddance to you fucking slavers! Go find a hole to rot in.” was more what I expected, TBH. (edited)
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There is a non-canonical-but-canonically-non-canonical reaction, y’know. That reaction is “meh”.
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:54 PM
swept under the rug like a disappointing sibling ;v;
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somehow that hurts more
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Morgrim Moon 06/10/2022 10:55 PM
and causes less mental health damage to those of us who are desperately trying to improve the world, and hate it when people are constantly telling us we're born hideous horrible people and there's no point exerting any effort to change things
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and causes less mental health damage to those of us who are desperately trying to improve the world, and hate it when people are constantly telling us we're born hideous horrible people and there's no point exerting any effort to change things
BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 10:57 PM
It would hurt less if I didn't suspect that "the eldrae's evil, moronic, and evilly moronic cousins 10,000 times removed" would be the rep that precedes us (edited)
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It's like anyone that has a really successful sibling in the family. Casts a shadow, makes you feel like you've got to live up to something even if you try to ignore it (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/10/2022 11:12 PM
to be fair it doesn't help that I've personally given up on trying to improve the world
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I'm just trying to improve myself and survive the incoming disasters caused by our civilization's many foibles
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ahd
How many esteyn to the dollar was it, again?
1 esteyn is roughly equivalent to 13.5 exval, and 1 exval has roughly the purchasing power of a 2010 dollar. (Which, yes, makes the Imperial per capita GDP something of the order of $124 million.)
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my planetary despot
IG we’re ruling out said provider being an Imperial, then?
(edited)
It's business, not alliance, marriage, or invitations to the better class of dinner party.
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KAL_9000
It exists in canon as the long-lost homeworld
Unless I change my mind and make it Epona instead for the lulz, of course.
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Tassadar
Why? They wouldn’t be able to stand good chunks of humanity, right? And barring a radical shift in how Earth governments and politicians think, they’re probably going to start something under the assumption that the Imperials are a Chinese/Muslim/Jewish/capitalist/western/communist/what have you secret weapon and try and first strike them. Which will end very very badly. For Earth.
Given the traditional contact practice of entering the system on a plume of extremely distinctive antimatter-reaction light outshining nearby stars and broadcasting "hello, world" messages across every channel and protocol available to make their identity and intentions extremely clear... ...well, people stupid enough to misinterpret that sort of thing are not commonly elected to office even here in America, largely because it's hard to sign the paperwork when you're incapable of learning to write and the staff don't trust you with pens or other pointy implements.
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Not just paper clips, true. But for it to be called out in particular, that’s got to be, what, at least three people? In this extremely specific slice of development?
It also helps that "paperclip maximizers" are an existing meme suitable for humorous application to the man who made his fortune selling office supplies to people in the process of inventing offices.
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But because Reasons they will follow up none of those ways and instead trade with the mysterious exotic scary smug arrogant stranger from beyond the stars instead.
(a) who is selling you one of those ways and a license to manufacture anyway, and ; (b) we are shocked, shocked to learn that someone finds it worth cultivating goodwill with the supplier of many wonderful toys.
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there's 3, I believe?
Indeed. They are very useful things, so having the proof of concept, of course they were going to follow up on the other two anomalies once the first one worked out.
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ahd
“Proven.”
"You saw the drive plume, right?"
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BizarroLand ♀
It would hurt less if I didn't suspect that "the eldrae's evil, moronic, and evilly moronic cousins 10,000 times removed" would be the rep that precedes us (edited)
It's not the evil. It's the petty . (After all, they've already have to put up with their own corporatist traitors, fanatical godbotherers, space Nazis, People's States, the special kind of idiots who fancy themselves the void's equivalent of the Golden Horde, and at least one set of Omnicidal Maniacs. In evil terms, we're not what you might call a big deal.) What gets us the big meh is that we're living in a space opera 'verse and acting more like we're in a soap opera. Or, looked at another way, that every time (say, when we went to the moon) that things started looking like they might be interesting, the public gets bored, turns away, gives up, and returns to writing grotesquely self-satisfied editorials on how whatever it was was a bad thing anyway, and the real source of all problems on Earth is people who try to achieve things out of the ordinary or in sundry other ways aren't part of the gray effete soul-sucking mush of all right-thinking people. They'd prefer to have evil cousins, if we could at least be grandly evil. Instead, we're just kind of... meh. Terminally ulsúnadaráv .
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The kicker, of course, is that contact would make all this so much worse . Two words: brain drain.
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 2:51 AM
hell, I think an enterprising Imperial could look at a range of people who are not being particularly awesome or productive now, because of various physical and mental disabilities/illness.. and decide that actually, this will be a great investment. Take these "non-productive" members of society, help with their issues, help with the damage and poor thought patterns that are an inevitable result of said issues, and then bang! We have a cluster of newly motivated, newly awesome sophs working with us!
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I'd sign up
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I'd sign up
BizarroLand ♀ 06/11/2022 3:09 AM
Despite all my misgivings I'd probably take it
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It'd be the best path to becoming whole
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Would still take a lot of doing and effort but it wouldn't be as slow and painful as Terran mental repair methods and the scarcity thereof
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Google "Hurricane Katrina response effort"
Google “A Paradise Built in Hell” for what the people were doing while the government was messing up
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 6:49 AM
there was a moment of remarkable common sense during the 2020 australian bushfires. The navy was sent to evacuate a few hundred people who were trapped on the beach. When they got there, they found that everyone vaguely local with a boat had already organised their own impromptu Dunkirk and gotten started. Instead of taking over, the navy shrugged and basically treated the impromptu local admiral as an admiral, since he was the one that knew how things were going.
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(and then I think took over the next day once he tapped out from exhaustion, but that's fair enough)
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Morgrim Moon
there was a moment of remarkable common sense during the 2020 australian bushfires. The navy was sent to evacuate a few hundred people who were trapped on the beach. When they got there, they found that everyone vaguely local with a boat had already organised their own impromptu Dunkirk and gotten started. Instead of taking over, the navy shrugged and basically treated the impromptu local admiral as an admiral, since he was the one that knew how things were going.
See, it's this sort of thing that gives me occasional hope for humanity, which generally lasts up until some idiot decides that prosecuting the next guy to try to solve their own problems is a good idea.
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From elsewhere: (Side note: in my 'verse, the mail is also sacred to Dírasán, divine principle of communication, and while the Imperial Post is not officially largely made up of or extremely affiliated with his templar order, interference with the post often results in some large chaps in archaic-looking armor with modern-looking weapons turning up to explain extremely politely that the mail will go through, because deus vult, you see.) ((Further side thought: these are the same chaps who drop in on people who think DDoSing the extranet is a good idea and explain equally politely that it has a nasty tendency to induce smitings.)) (edited)
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they will be transcended in the worst possible way
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The kicker, of course, is that contact would make all this so much worse . Two words: brain drain.
Just to clarify the brain drain thing, since it is a bit unconventional: this applies equally across a very wide scale. You could be the billionaire engineer pursued by regulators and Obstructive Naysayers fighting your dream of building diamond-foam floating continents to colonize Jupiter, or you could be the orphan immigrant girl with nothing to her name but her abuela's recipes, a willingness to work hard, and a dream of opening a restaurant, oppressed by the insane cost of living and the California Bureau of Fuck You And Your Hope Too. Either way, there's a place that loves people just like you and isn't shy about recruitment.
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(I'm not saying the Ministry of Citizen Recruitment openly runs advertisements with a giant pile of forms, fee demands, whiny tweets and news articles, and other assorted impedimenta with the caption "Say Goodbye To All This Bullshit", but I'm not saying they don't, either.)
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Just to clarify the brain drain thing, since it is a bit unconventional: this applies equally across a very wide scale. You could be the billionaire engineer pursued by regulators and Obstructive Naysayers fighting your dream of building diamond-foam floating continents to colonize Jupiter, or you could be the orphan immigrant girl with nothing to her name but her abuela's recipes, a willingness to work hard, and a dream of opening a restaurant, oppressed by the insane cost of living and the California Bureau of Fuck You And Your Hope Too. Either way, there's a place that loves people just like you and isn't shy about recruitment.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/11/2022 1:24 PM
yeah, I think morgrim (50% certainty) and I (98% certainty) would fit under that heading (edited)
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I want desperately to get rid of my eternal ADD/OCD problems and become something like a productive member of society, ideally in some kind of research field
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From elsewhere: (Side note: in my 'verse, the mail is also sacred to Dírasán, divine principle of communication, and while the Imperial Post is not officially largely made up of or extremely affiliated with his templar order, interference with the post often results in some large chaps in archaic-looking armor with modern-looking weapons turning up to explain extremely politely that the mail will go through, because deus vult, you see.) ((Further side thought: these are the same chaps who drop in on people who think DDoSing the extranet is a good idea and explain equally politely that it has a nasty tendency to induce smitings.)) (edited)
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"And then one day, the happy answer came to me, my friends: there was no country for people like me! And that was the moment I decided... to write about one."
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BizarroLand ♀
yeah, I think morgrim (50% certainty) and I (98% certainty) would fit under that heading (edited)
Jade Nekotenshi 06/11/2022 5:10 PM
I know for blasted sure I would.
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I'd fit much better in the Empire... Or even Equestria, than here.
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And better here than in the Federation. And likely by extension the Voniensa Republic.
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Sure, life would be more materially comfortable there but much spikier ideologically.
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 10:04 PM
I mean. I'm beyond the point of break down, I'm at the "sobbing under the desk at work several times a week" point, trying to put my affairs in order because it's literally giving me heart issues. The only reason I haven't quit is because I cannot afford to. And I've been trying to reskill but it's hard without money.
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or the ability to look after ones mortal shell
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2022 10:09 PM
Ouch. What are you trying to move to?
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 10:12 PM
I have no idea I just need out
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 10:33 PM
I'm thinking of getting my forklift ticket. That's a solid skill that's handy in a variety of workplaces.
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I already have my Dangerous Goods handling qualifications. Maybe I could do something carting literal tonnes of face-melting acid around.
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2022 10:35 PM
Logistics work has its downsides, but that’s not a bad idea. You want to get out of chem stuff, though?
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0111narwhalz 06/11/2022 10:36 PM
it says a lot about your current workplace that that would be less stressful
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DG certification is useful for a lot of stuff that most people don't immediately tag off as "hazardous"
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BluejayHurricane 06/11/2022 10:40 PM
Oh, I’m aware. I’m very happy I’m just an undergrad and thus don’t have to fill out the lead-brick-moving paperwork.
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a lot of DG that gets moved around is stuff that's just flammable or "other"
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a lot of consumer electronics stuff can get classed as Type 9 just due to larger lithium batteries in some of it
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Morgrim Moon 06/11/2022 10:44 PM
ironically the DG that I have to dispatch the most frequently is one of those 'DG by technicality'; it's the COD waste kits. It's like 20mL of a mixed solution that could blind you if you pour it directly into your eyeballs, or will kill fish if you pour it into their tank. The rest of the kit is ~5kg
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in theory, I shouldn't be handling that, that's a different department's stuff. In practice, I did all the hard work twice and on the second time I saved it all as a template, so I can now dispatch an entire trolleyful in 8 minutes. We timed it. 😂
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Enderminion 06/12/2022 1:33 AM
Mail tends to Very Important in lots of place
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The story I heard once was railroads would hook mail cars to trains heading through regions with striking workers
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Because federal forces would fall on the strikers like a sack of hammers if the mail was messed with
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BizarroLand ♀ 06/12/2022 12:38 PM
Remember the writers' strike?
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Idea: A resort orbiting a black hole specializing in vacations for nihilists. (Pay no attention - or lots of attention - to the funeral home, the eternal-stay hospital, and the Church of the Ultimate Suck operating out of the same megastructure.)
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Clarification: the Church of the Ultimate Suck is not a Copulationist sect, nor a Copulationist heresy.
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So, reading this explanation on TSF about the difference between private and public launch prices from the same company: https://discord.com/channels/392018101572730890/392018104806408205/985516997737603103
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ME, A CYNIC: "You have been called here today to justify the higher price you charge the government for your services." "That, Congressman, covers such things as our senior executives being summoned here to answer a bunch of damn silly questions about things that won't be changing in order to assure your reelection."
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Also, for a different explanation of the retroveto: "This is kind of like how my retroveto systems work in the block universe. In practice , they're always triggered by messages from the future informing them that they triggered in the past and averted a disaster, since that's the stable potential worldline, and never by messages telling them that a disaster has occurred which they need to avert. But you have to be careful to construct them so they can also be triggered by messages from themselves that there was a disaster that they need to avert, even though this will never happen in any resulting future worldline. Because if you don't, the conditions that are never triggered which nonetheless would cause the have-averted message to be sent couldn't happen, and so the loop won't be forced to exist to create the stable worldline."
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So, reading this explanation on TSF about the difference between private and public launch prices from the same company: https://discord.com/channels/392018101572730890/392018104806408205/985516997737603103
no access to your link, fyi 😛
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no access to your link, fyi 😛
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screenshot for your convenience
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aha, thank you!
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Just to clarify the brain drain thing, since it is a bit unconventional: this applies equally across a very wide scale. You could be the billionaire engineer pursued by regulators and Obstructive Naysayers fighting your dream of building diamond-foam floating continents to colonize Jupiter, or you could be the orphan immigrant girl with nothing to her name but her abuela's recipes, a willingness to work hard, and a dream of opening a restaurant, oppressed by the insane cost of living and the California Bureau of Fuck You And Your Hope Too. Either way, there's a place that loves people just like you and isn't shy about recruitment.
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They were never wholly separated. Be it bold explorers and outward traders crossing the Dominions-Kaidoná land bridge (or very lost spelunkers and bold downward traders going the short way around) and bringing back lore and exotic goods, or sailors with very good ships and no fear of death sailing through the Edgestorm, there was always some con...
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/19/2022 2:09 PM
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New pinbot feature, see #highlights for details.
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What exactly does the pinbot do that like ... pinning doesn't?
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It's like the pinbot on TSF. Sufficiently voted-for messages get reposted in the #highlights channel as a scrollable/searchable best-of/FAQ. So it doesn't require an admin to do it, for one thing, the interface is more accessible for reading, and there's no limit on how many messages it can accept.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/21/2022 12:15 AM
Any chance you could drop a message iink back to the original message in the copy?
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(Yes, I could set the perms to allow anyone to pin-the-Discord-way, but that's not really the main issue. It's that that's not the purpose of the feature.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
Any chance you could drop a message iink back to the original message in the copy?
Hm. I'll put it on the roadmap.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/21/2022 12:16 AM
It would let you get some context, as well as a place to discuss the highlight some more
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(Discord needs cross-channel replies)
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Ans speaking of discussion highlights, I would laugh at least one asscheek off at the Libertarian Party of the US, once the eldrae came.
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"This party's over."
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/21/2022 12:24 AM
Any one who didn't leave is actually a (not very) secret republican. Giiven this is the "libertarian" party that ran Bill Weld...
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(Yes, I could set the perms to allow anyone to pin-the-Discord-way, but that's not really the main issue. It's that that's not the purpose of the feature.)
(Also you shouldn't do this because pinning permission is bundled with delete-other-people's-messages-permission for some goatforsaken reason
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 9:43 AM
On the old-style cannon names: These are all mounted arms of various sorts, ya? Predominantly referring to those used in land warfare?
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In their original usage or the modern one?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 10:39 AM
Modern
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(Historically the terms were mostly naval IIRC?)
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(Naval and land, wherever cannon were used, IIRC.) In practice, the terms can be used to describe bore diameter of any sluggun, although most of the larger ones are mounted. Personal arms are usually falconets (rarely demi-culverins), since that's the size the ammo manufacturers standardized on for OTC products.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 10:47 AM
OK, that makes a bit of sense. Though a 12mm bore for a rifle or carbine is kind of a big chungus
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That said, way stronger bioshells than we've got, so that makes some sense on both ends.
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Ans speaking of discussion highlights, I would laugh at least one asscheek off at the Libertarian Party of the US, once the eldrae came.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/21/2022 10:47 AM
Fusionism was a mistake.
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(That said, Eye-in-the-Flame do manufacture a hand cannon in 72mm, the Series F Godfucker, largely just because they could. It's the only culverin handgun on the market. It has a small popularity with kaeth in power armor, who can actually fire the thing safely, and a much bigger popularity with idjits looking for a really big gun. This latter popularity is in turn popular with many law enforcement organizations, on the grounds that people who have broken most of the bones in their body and embedded themselves into whatever they were standing in front of are pretty easy to arrest, and there's no damn chance they'll have hit whatever they were aiming at.) (edited)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/21/2022 10:52 AM
Is there a carronade class of cannon?
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 10:52 AM
I see "72mm small arm" and immediately think of WH40k's heavy bolters.
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Jade Nekotenshi
OK, that makes a bit of sense. Though a 12mm bore for a rifle or carbine is kind of a big chungus
Sluggun, in their terms, is "Slug-rather-than-shot firing shotgun that can double as a grenade launcher" in ours. (With hand cannon being "sluggun packed somewhat inadvisably into a handgun form factor".
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 10:53 AM
(I know, canonically those are "100 caliber", AKA 25mm, but relative to the 2.5m Astartes carrying them, they have to be a lot bigger than 25mm. Guard autocannons are on the 25-30mm order...)
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Sluggun, in their terms, is "Slug-rather-than-shot firing shotgun that can double as a grenade launcher" in ours. (With hand cannon being "sluggun packed somewhat inadvisably into a handgun form factor".
Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 10:54 AM
Oh, I follow! I was imagining a 12mm carbine, say. Which, well - we have those, but they're for things like stopping a charging elephant!
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Yeah. Your standard carbines/pistols/snipers - I've been avoiding "rifle" since, well, they aren't - aren't usually listed by bore diameter in the modern mass-driver days, because they're like Mass Effect guns, throwing smol chips off an ammoblock. Things called "battle carbines" might be, but that's because they're a standard carbine and an underslung sluggun in the same casing with some shared parts, usually seen as the typical infantry weapon.
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(Or as oddities like the X72-S Supernal luxury battle carbine which is perhaps best explained as what happens if you take the IL-15i Battlesystem and apply to it the same upgrades that transformed the Pip-Boy 4000 into the Pimp-Boy Four Billion.)
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(It does come with some extra features like the Warrior-Poet Gun's personalized ammunition engraver that ensures everyone you shoot will have been killed with a bullet into which is carved a personalized haiku explaining exactly why you felt the need to do that, with optional apology for the regrettable necessity of their demise. Or, y'know, a filthy limerick on the topic of how much they suck. It's configurable.)
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Jade Nekotenshi
Oh, I follow! I was imagining a 12mm carbine, say. Which, well - we have those, but they're for things like stopping a charging elephant!
There, that'd be things like the "heavy sluggun"/demi-culverin, at 36 mm, which as I recall is roughly equivalent to a two-bore shotgun. (More often found as a punt gun, and indeed, examples of this in the 'verse are more commonly found pintle-mounted on various vehicles than hand-carried. Although a few of Earth's old-school big game hunters were notorious for owning two bore or three bore elephant guns which fired something like a half-pound shell, and if you choose to go big game hunting somewhere like Paltraeth, say, where your safari may include what are basically steel-plated dinosaurs, the equivalent may be a good investment.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 11:15 AM
A bit bigger than a two-bore I think, given that two-pounders were 40mm. (But also the 40mm two-pounder didn't fire spherical shot, so that's not apples-to-apples)
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Still, for something like an armored megalosaurus, I wouldn't wanna gamble with anything less!
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Where it gets really fun, of course, is that they've done a lot of work on ammunition intercompatibility, so in theory , any sluggun can fire any bore-compatible round. This is fine when it comes to nice, relatively safe, APSC spikes. It gets a lot less fine when you start looking at things like AMTM (antimatter thermal) rounds that will fit neatly into a 12mm sluggun derringer. At least for those spoilsports who think "purse gun" and "10 tons TNT equivalent" should not coexist in the same sentence.
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"I call her 'The Last Word'."
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err, cricket
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Morgrim Moon 06/21/2022 11:49 AM
I am reminded of how in our Rogue Trader (40k TTRPG) campaign, the GM dubbed someone's improvised gun "The Terraformer", after it gouged a nice canyon in a thankfully spare airless moon.
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(And then promptly took it off the player, with all the other players' unanimous approval.)
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I assume you mean a personal weapon rather than a starship cannon
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what kind of rule abuse created that gun
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Morgrim Moon 06/21/2022 11:50 AM
((Like, the in-character reasoning for him losing it was "the captain knows you and loves his space ship; you're not keeping that thing!"))
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what kind of rule abuse created that gun
Morgrim Moon 06/21/2022 11:51 AM
do not cobble necron and warp tech together at the behest of an insane AI
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:val:
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Because I’m pretty sure most mile-long 40K ships are fitted with “orbital terraformers.”
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Morgrim Moon 06/21/2022 11:52 AM
it made... okay, so it's less that it made SENSE in context, and more that there was a coherent-if-crazy train of thought running thru it.
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what if i do it at the behest of a wotan?
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Morgrim Moon 06/21/2022 11:53 AM
(we had a house rule: if your crazy awesome rules abuse breaks the game, then you will be allowed to do it once. And then the GM is patching the loophole.)
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Morgrim Moon
I am reminded of how in our Rogue Trader (40k TTRPG) campaign, the GM dubbed someone's improvised gun "The Terraformer", after it gouged a nice canyon in a thankfully spare airless moon.
Rocket Raccoon approves (+8).
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Morgrim Moon
(we had a house rule: if your crazy awesome rules abuse breaks the game, then you will be allowed to do it once. And then the GM is patching the loophole.)
"what do you mean "pocket warp storm"?!?!?"
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Point Archeotech away *from face.
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Point Archaeotech away from anything that you care about.
I edited that for you.
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Morgrim Moon
do not cobble necron and warp tech together at the behest of an insane AI
also, one could say that that was a necron-tier weapon
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BluejayHurricane 06/21/2022 12:25 PM
Warning signs about things people don’t understand cause stress. Stress can cause cancer. Therefore, Prop 65 signs cause cancer.
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prop 65?
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Overmind
"I call her 'The Last Word'."
Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 12:32 PM
For when you, personally, need to be able to sink a frigate.
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Cornflakes
prop 65?
Jade Nekotenshi 06/21/2022 12:35 PM
A donut seeds California thing.
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this substance is known to cancer to cause california (edited)
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Hrm. If someone has a brain tumor, does that mean some things can be literally known to cancer?
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The majority of brain tumors are glial cells or the connective tissue between brain and skull
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Posted as everything wrong with our society:
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I agree. Because it’s not a giant automated factory-complex on the moon, with mass-drivers running 24/7 hurling containers packed full of delicious, delicious consumer goods at the orbital ends of rotovators for pickup in the stratosphere by mighty airshipwarehouses, offering drone delivery to any spot on the planet within an hour, or else a customer logistics manager will personally bring you a refund and commit seppuku on your doorstep. (edited)
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(But it’s a decent early step.)
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BluejayHurricane 06/22/2022 8:52 PM
I’m not sure I want to be there when Cosa Nostra Pizza decides the Yakuza is moving in on their territory, but otherwise, that does sound excellent. (edited)
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... what's wrong with shipping containers? (edited)
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Archon
... what's wrong with shipping containers? (edited)
I think that’s the ship that jammed up the Suez canal
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It's not? It's another ship by the same company?
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the ever... given? blocked the canal
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definitely not the ever ace
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2022 6:28 AM
Ever Given is a completely different colour, too.
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DSD [He/They] 06/23/2022 7:35 AM
Can anyone make a guess as to the specific heat capacity of muon metals?
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2022 7:42 AM
it looks like figuring that out requires Path integral Monte Carlo methods, which do require SOME physical data to be input in the beginning.
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BluejayHurricane 06/23/2022 7:50 AM
I feel like I should be able to figure that out, but you’re probably better off finding a paper or two.
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Morgrim Moon 06/23/2022 7:52 AM
you'd have to start with a much better model of what a "muon metal" looks like, honestly. Because there aren't papers on them.
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(I'm checking)
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swapping a few as the metal equiv of radioisotope tagging? Sure. Making the whole lot like that? Uh, no
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BluejayHurricane 06/23/2022 7:55 AM
Huh. That sounds like an interesting theoretical paper, if nobody’s done it before. I may have to look into writing it, or at least toss it at one of the better theorists I know.
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Archon
... what's wrong with shipping containers? (edited)
“Consumerism bad; big boat full of consumerism really bad.”
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Some people also dislike ubiquitous international shipping for reasons.
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/23/2022 11:38 AM
Feh, I say! Luddites, I say!
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(There are problems technology can't solve, but many of the most nettlesome ones facing us now? It can solve, or at least greatly mitigate.)
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In fairness, when people go on big rants about consumerism bad, the problem they're trying to solve is "regular people having nice things", and banning ubiquitous international shipping would be a pretty good way to solve that one.
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...I have got to stop saying "in fairness" when what I mean is "I am about to abuse sarcasm".
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In fairness, when people go on big rants about consumerism bad, the problem they're trying to solve is "regular people having nice things", and banning ubiquitous international shipping would be a pretty good way to solve that one.
BizarroLand ♀ 06/23/2022 12:07 PM
"humanity is obsessed with Stuff"
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BluejayHurricane 06/23/2022 12:14 PM
Because stuff is awesome. Admittedly, people have other opinions on that, but to quote one of my favorite statuses “PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES, FFS, SO GET USED TO IT”
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Or, short form,"Tool users, duh."
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BluejayHurricane
Because stuff is awesome. Admittedly, people have other opinions on that, but to quote one of my favorite statuses “PEOPLE HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES, FFS, SO GET USED TO IT”
BizarroLand ♀ 06/23/2022 12:15 PM
yeah but our consumption is hurting the environment and it's vapid
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I'll stop
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"There are two kinds of people: those who use tools, and those who are tools."
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some of that has a point, less "made to be thrown away in a week" crap would be nice :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 06/23/2022 1:26 PM
Yeah, that'd be good. Though right now in some cases there's an explicit tradeoff between miniaturization and serviceability in consumer electronics. But this is probably something that can be solved.
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There were briefly phones with easily swappable batteries and water resistance.
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Most of the electronics in consumer electronics basically never fails and can be miniaturised arbitrarily, but we seem to be bad at making the nondurable parts replaceable.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 06/23/2022 7:09 PM
Part of the problem here is most of the people I lnow if who wail about how materialistic people are are the first to support continuous inflation to “keep the economy moving”
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some of that has a point, less "made to be thrown away in a week" crap would be nice :V
BluejayHurricane 06/23/2022 7:49 PM
I’ve got to admit, anyone who lead on a policy of “you’ve got to account for your externalities” would get a nice long listen from me.
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I can't deny the effectiveness, but isn't a basement universe a bit overkill for containing... just about anyone or anything that you'd leave alive in the first place?
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, etc., etc.
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it does remind me of the dangling-tether black hole prison
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, etc., etc.
...oh, that's a good point, it would be useful for investigating godseeds or the like
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The other benefit of.a phukalic volume is that you can set the interior laws and configuration. A nice low-energy state is good at taking the enthusiasm out of cosmic entities.
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...oh, that's a good point, it would be useful for investigating godseeds or the like
Only, and I'm amazed I need to use this qualifier, lower-tech godseeds.
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Morgrim Moon 06/28/2022 9:22 PM
Potentially also handy for "look, we're really sorry but we need to keep you isolated while we check this out and it'll take a month, but that's cruel, so we're popping on some time dilation; it'll be a day or two for you"
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The other benefit of.a phukalic volume is that you can set the interior laws and configuration. A nice low-energy state is good at taking the enthusiasm out of cosmic entities.
I'd be interested in the Earthling etymology of "phukalic", if there even is one?
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localized manipulation of physics is very useful in general. Less useful than the 'reality manipulator' trope might make you think, because it's less "handy prebuilt tools that let you work at a high, conceptual, level" and more "don't turn that dial too far to the left or every atom of carbon-13 in your body will instantly decay" (edited)
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but still, useful
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reminds me of that one SCP (edited)
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I'd be interested in the Earthling etymology of "phukalic", if there even is one?
Greek. And means exactly what it says on the tin, which is to say, “prison”.
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Only, and I'm amazed I need to use this qualifier, lower-tech godseeds.
The trick is the internal low-energy state. You can have all the fancy tricks you like, but if you don’t have an energy gradient to power them, you have a Problem.
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Why not use it for storage?
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Pretty sure there's enough regular space to store stuff in, yes?
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Though I suppose you could store hideously unstable materials in it, so long as you crank up the time dilation
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it would be useful if you can tweak the failure mode
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if you can set the basement universe to 'pinch off', disconnecting from the parent universe without ever reconnecting, its great for storing dangerous materials in a failsafe manner
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for example, construct your black hole power source in one. if there's ever a issue with the feeding systems, the hole will conveniently not dump several thousand metric tons of mass-energy directly in the middle of your vessel.
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Happy First-In Scout Had A Nuclear Oopsie Day!
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2022 6:11 AM
today is the only day you're allowed to buy fireworks without a permit in the NT of Australia, so I'm wondering if this is coincidental timing 😛
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Seriously? I know the big American “blow stuff up day” is this Monday but why Australia?
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Morgrim Moon 07/01/2022 6:36 AM
Territory Day
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1st of July
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A random thought: It's been iterated on how Star Trek's Prime Directive has many flaws and issues as a diplomatic policy which will bite them in the butt later on (if it even waits that long), but it also makes a sort of sense from another angle. The motto of the Imperials* could well be "Don't unto others". For all the many other things they do and believe, that one is pretty much the most foundational. And if you take that and translate it and only it into policy, you pretty much get the prime directive - "don't do anything to anyone". Granted, one could argue that if they were being really thorough about it, they should never have started exploring in the first place - or, for that matter, done anything at all. (edited)
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they're missing many other things that would make the situation better if included, but at the very least "literally do not change anything ever" is a sure-fire moral code that ensures you will not do anything bad.
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Morgrim Moon 07/05/2022 7:39 AM
admittedly yes, it's something that could be worked with. "Decent intentions, poor implementation" is more fixable than bad intentions or even dogmatic "preserving the base nature of everything"
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(* corrected 'Imperium' to 'Imperials'. The Imperium of Man is another story entirely. Specifically, a horror story.)
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admittedly yes, it's something that could be worked with. "Decent intentions, poor implementation" is more fixable than bad intentions or even dogmatic "preserving the base nature of everything"
yeah, there's a tricky fine line in there - "don't change anything" is not the same policy as "don't let things change" (edited)
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the former is in practice, passive and stealthy, and in it's hypothetical extreme, a entity looking at a read-only universe. 'Look but don't touch' The latter is what we'd call conservative, keeping things in their current state, and at the hypothetical extreme seeking to remove the time-axis from the universe. (edited)
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But it's entirely possible to confuse the two in practice
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Today in bored scout artifacts: the system whose planets are named, in order, Fireball, Wetball, Dirtball, Skyball, and Iceball.
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0111narwhalz 07/05/2022 4:33 PM
earthballs are easy
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A random thought: It's been iterated on how Star Trek's Prime Directive has many flaws and issues as a diplomatic policy which will bite them in the butt later on (if it even waits that long), but it also makes a sort of sense from another angle. The motto of the Imperials* could well be "Don't unto others". For all the many other things they do and believe, that one is pretty much the most foundational. And if you take that and translate it and only it into policy, you pretty much get the prime directive - "don't do anything to anyone". Granted, one could argue that if they were being really thorough about it, they should never have started exploring in the first place - or, for that matter, done anything at all. (edited)
The motto of the Imperials* could well be "Don't unto others". For all the many other things they do and believe, that one is pretty much the most foundational.
Let me stop you right there. The rule is "don't force unto others", and that's a whole other ball game. That doesn't stop a whole wide range of behaviors, from your basic causing surprise exognosis by driving a torchship through their neighborhood at Clearly Far Too Fast, to exploration, advertising, trade, preaching the good word of Odin, shameless sociocultural manipulation, landing in front of random hicks to strut up and down wearing antennae on your head and making beep-beep noises, casually stopping natural disasters, or even intervening in local wars on the grounds that those guys? They look like assholes. Welcome to the galaxy. Hope you brought a helmet.
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(That is, of course, a mite flippant. That being said, the purpose of the prime directive is notionally to prevent interference with the normal development of any society, and frankly, the Empire has never seen a society whose development couldn't be improved by at least some interference. In some cases, for values of that equal to "we're gonna cause as much cultural contamination as possible now, m'kay?". And benevolence aside, of course, this is how hegemonic imperialism works .)
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The motto of the Imperials* could well be "Don't unto others". For all the many other things they do and believe, that one is pretty much the most foundational.
Let me stop you right there. The rule is "don't force unto others", and that's a whole other ball game. That doesn't stop a whole wide range of behaviors, from your basic causing surprise exognosis by driving a torchship through their neighborhood at Clearly Far Too Fast, to exploration, advertising, trade, preaching the good word of Odin, shameless sociocultural manipulation, landing in front of random hicks to strut up and down wearing antennae on your head and making beep-beep noises, casually stopping natural disasters, or even intervening in local wars on the grounds that those guys? They look like assholes. Welcome to the galaxy. Hope you brought a helmet.
that's fair, though personally i'd say that "don't unto others" is the extreme case which encompasses "don't force unto others". If you can't be sure what counts as "force" (and it's hardly simple for all that the foundation is simple), you can always fall back to just not doing anything at all.
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there are, of course, many issues with the Prime Directive as you said. Lots of societies could benefit from some specific non-force Unto Others. But hey, at least the Federation isn't going around being a aggressive colonizing empire. (edited)
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they're closer to right than to wrong
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... in that specific case. Some of their internal economic and other policies leave much to be desired. (edited)
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on the imaginary sliding scale of Modern-Day Humanity to the Empire of the Stars, i'd probably put them at a 4
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[ it's also worth noting part of the reason they have that is because they in the beginning tried do to the whole Do unto others" kinda shtick, and it went BAD. More than once, as I recall. So their position just as much "don't tamper with other pre-warp cultures because contaminating them is bad" as it is "and because frankly we did a real bad job of it when we tried". ]
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Now of course, that's also back in the "drive by the seat of your warp coil" era of Fed history (mostly), so a certain level of sloppyness and incompetence is perhaps understandable. And it's likely that the TNG-era could, if they put the effort into it, do a fairly good job at actually uplifting civs and fixing internal issues along the way.
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picard would have to do chainsaw apology dances more rarely at least
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Ain't that explosive independently of atmosphere?
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The active groups are, yep. The oxygen helps crack the backbones, though, so make it somewhat worse.
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More relevant to the intent of the question, I suspect, the thick (in pressure terms) and vapor-sodden atmosphere the rntrugg consider native doesn't exactly smother the reaction, but does make it rather less vigorous compared to typical oxygen-breather atmospheres.
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I should probably have made that more clear. Hrm.
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Burp vs spread
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that's a interesting biology; you'd expect evolution to stick to 'oxidation', or any other reaction that lets you cheat and carry half of your reactants in the surrounding atmosphere
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maybe they're something like... a aquatic species? Or some other 'anaerobic'-equivalent environment
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though i'm not very familiar with ammonium reactions, maybe ammonium just kinda sucks as a breathing gas compared to O2 (edited)
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that's a interesting biology; you'd expect evolution to stick to 'oxidation', or any other reaction that lets you cheat and carry half of your reactants in the surrounding atmosphere
There are plenty of anaerobically-respiring things in our life.
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There are plenty of anaerobically-respiring things in our life.
not a lot of large organisms, though. Mostly just single-celled stuff.
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True, probably. Humans can do anaerobic respiration, but it's stupidly inefficient so it's only a backup.
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It mostly depends on having autotrophs around willing to churn out lots and lots of lovely nitrosugaroids.
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(Where their initial energy-reactions are concerned, they're pretty much running on monoprop.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 07/11/2022 9:39 PM
with the Waffle: I presume that even if the dropship 'arrives' in a repairable state - like maybe it landed in a really squidgy swamp - the costs of getting it cleanup up and back in orbit are probably not worthwhile. Although if it lands in a really squidgy swamp, there's a good chance the suction pressure means the landing party aren't getting out the doors any time soon and need to be rescued, which may entail a spite-retrieval.
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Waffle-class is the one that undergoes rapid planned disassembly in mid-air, remember? ( https://eldraeverse.com/2022/04/24/bigger-and-uglier/ ) If the core comes down intact and doesn't get nuked to hell shortly after landing it might be worth scraping out of the crater and recycling, but it's just the pit in the middle of the vehicle. Fragments of the plates and sidewalls are going to be scattered all over hell's half acre - apart from the violence of the RPD, fragmenting them makes for extra chaff.
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2022 12:06 AM
are, I was confusing it with the Flapjack (edited)
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A version designed to drop prefabs from orbit. The Flatpack-class.
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From IKEAspace.
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2022 12:41 AM
sounds like a potentially valuable service, honestly, especially in the immediate aftermath of natural disasters
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doubly so if you can dismantle them and reuse elsewhere, even partially
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Morgrim Moon 07/12/2022 12:51 AM
one of the reasons I am super looking forward to self-driving cars (if they become a thing) is being able to book a car to go to places like IKEA and grab myself items too bulky for the bus
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Taxis and rideshares won't do that
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(at least not here)
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Well, the service does exist, but in more serious canon, it uses skycranes. 😂
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Y’know, it seems to me that there may be some sort of antinaming ceremony used in cases like this, as a precaution against someone giving the ship a nickname and it becoming a real boy.
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(i.e. some sort of tsukumogami awakening-prevention ward.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/14/2022 6:34 PM
Murica vs the Feds.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/14/2022 8:37 PM
Pretty much that exactly.
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The Goa'uld ought to be very glad it was Earth they made contact with, though. I'm imagining what the Empire would have done with them, and well... splat neatly sums it up?
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Not just slavers, but actively awesomeness-suppressing slavers. I think the Empire would rather enjoy using Ha'Taks for target practice.
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Ha'Tak? nah, you're spelling it wrong! its "Hah! Target!"
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"Puny god."
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doctorcatfish 07/15/2022 8:01 AM
Since the Goa’uld have warptech (they stole it, but they have it), and all the cultures in question are already being interfered with, I don’t see how the Prime Directive could apply. Various precursors have been so meddlesome in the Stargateverse that actual pristine cultural evolutions would be very, very rare. Ironically, this would render the directive more sensible even as it became a more obscure rule.
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indeed. The local indigenous cultures are already horribly "contaminated", but also they're being actively twisted and abuses by the local FTL "powers"
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Since the Goa’uld have warptech (they stole it, but they have it), and all the cultures in question are already being interfered with, I don’t see how the Prime Directive could apply. Various precursors have been so meddlesome in the Stargateverse that actual pristine cultural evolutions would be very, very rare. Ironically, this would render the directive more sensible even as it became a more obscure rule.
Well... ...by the TNG era, the PD was often interpreted to forbid interference in the internal affairs of other warp-capable cultures, too, even what are by any standards peer empires. In at least a couple of cases, with reference to not interfering in the Klingon Empire, whose own noninterference policy is something along the lines of "Ha! Try to stop me, petaQ!"
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And since I think we can be fairly sure that the KE and the Romulan Star Empire (not to mention Cardassia, in the very visible case of Bajor, in which the Federation took no interest until it freed itself) include plenty of subject worlds that aren't exactly there voluntarily, I think it wouldn't be all that unreasonable to suspect that official policy might be along the lines of "The Federation has no business interfering in the internal affairs of the Goa'uld System Lords."
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At least until that policy is changed by Admirals Ba'al, Ba'al, and Ba'al, at the behest of President Ba'al and council members Ba'al and Ba'al, not to mention the Ambassadors Ba'al of Andor, Tellar, and Vulcan.
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(Kirk, now - well, going by the precedent established by A Private Little War, he could be handing out staff weapons and zats to everyone. Just not phasers , belike.)
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Well... ...by the TNG era, the PD was often interpreted to forbid interference in the internal affairs of other warp-capable cultures, too, even what are by any standards peer empires. In at least a couple of cases, with reference to not interfering in the Klingon Empire, whose own noninterference policy is something along the lines of "Ha! Try to stop me, petaQ!"
Citation?
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(Kirk, now - well, going by the precedent established by A Private Little War, he could be handing out staff weapons and zats to everyone. Just not phasers , belike.)
Jade Nekotenshi 07/15/2022 2:16 PM
I rather suspect Sisko would take a similar stance.
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Not going to lie, I don't honestly ever remember the PD being cited as a reason not to interfere with the Klingons. 100% possible I don't remember, but that's sufficiently off-base that I would like some kind of a citation.
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A general "we don't fuck around with other polities internal politics" is a thing that the Fed does and say. They're not a Net Exporter of Freedom (or some variant of it) by any stretch of the imagination (otherwise they would definetly be stomping on the KE, Cardassians, and possibly the Romulans, though the latter's never really cited as having an overlord-subject/otherwise relationship with other interstellar civs)
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The Klingon Civil War arc, TNG->DS9.
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Picard cites the PD as justification for the Federation policy of noninterference in Klingon internal affairs.
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Noted and granted.
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A general "we don't fuck around with other polities internal politics" is a thing that the Fed does and say. They're not a Net Exporter of Freedom (or some variant of it) by any stretch of the imagination (otherwise they would definetly be stomping on the KE, Cardassians, and possibly the Romulans, though the latter's never really cited as having an overlord-subject/otherwise relationship with other interstellar civs)
Even if there aren't any other species homeworlded in Romulan space, they've definitely enslaved the Remans.
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Even if there aren't any other species homeworlded in Romulan space, they've definitely enslaved the Remans.
Also granted. I forgot that movie existed.
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Comes up regarding Cardassia, too, IIRC, and by Voyager, they're getting their PD on in dealing with about half of the warp-capable cultures they meet. (While grossly violating it with the other half, but it depends on how much crack the replicators were putting in Janeway's coffee that month.)
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We don’t have much confirmation that other species even exist in Klingon space except in “STO”
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/15/2022 2:42 PM
True enough, though I wanna say that's pretty much considered deuterocanonical at this point except where it explicitly contradicts something in a main-line series.
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(Which... is mostly the Gorn thing now.)
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Given the relative sizes of the Klingon and Romulan empires and Federation space, if there aren’t other species in their space it implies something rather hinky about the distribution of life-bearing worlds.
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Or else there’s been a whole lot of genocide going on.
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Given the relative sizes of the Klingon and Romulan empires and Federation space, if there aren’t other species in their space it implies something rather hinky about the distribution of life-bearing worlds.
knowing the klingons and romulans it is probably the latter
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Which makes the whole Federation-Klingon alliance a mite creepy. (Let me introduce you to our good friend and ally, Grandson of Space Hitler!)
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Although, really, having a bunch of subject races to do the boring stuff like making the economy work and build the photon tropedos makes the Klingon Empire a lot more believable. Proud warrior races don’t want to work on the transtator assembly lines. Which is why I assume that way.
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(Heh. Tropedos. “Deploy the cliché-based weapons!”)
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most of the secondary fiction that's at best semi-canon leans more that way for the Klingons than them being outright genocidalists (they were initially all written up as a USSR-knockoff). Most of the supporting work that's out there basically has the Klingons ruling over a bunch of other races, some of which have managed to integrate as some level second class citizen one way or another
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Yep.
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Besides, what’s the fun of being a hopelessly macho-dominant culture without someone to lord it over?
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helps to have some easy wins when you're down on your luck after dealing with Kirk and Friends™ again this week.
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The Romulans have something similar iirc
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In fact one of the TOS episodes (iirc) deals with a Romulan client race who the Romulans keep from rebelling by encouraging their racial prejudice against each other, which is a very subtle and not-at-all transparent allegory to American race relations of the time
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Or the Brits in India and South Africa
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Comes up regarding Cardassia, too, IIRC, and by Voyager, they're getting their PD on in dealing with about half of the warp-capable cultures they meet. (While grossly violating it with the other half, but it depends on how much crack the replicators were putting in Janeway's coffee that month.)
doctorcatfish 07/16/2022 8:13 AM
With regard to neighbors of the Federation, it smacks of doublethink and circumlocutions to pretend they aren’t simply plying great-power politics when they clearly are. As for Janeway, she’s in a situation where you have to make $#!? up as you go, so I’m willing to give her some slack. Anyone trying to take Janeway’s cowgirl-by-extremity work as a template for general Federation policy needs their head examined.
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most of the secondary fiction that's at best semi-canon leans more that way for the Klingons than them being outright genocidalists (they were initially all written up as a USSR-knockoff). Most of the supporting work that's out there basically has the Klingons ruling over a bunch of other races, some of which have managed to integrate as some level second class citizen one way or another
doctorcatfish 07/16/2022 8:20 AM
One of the headcanons I’d been running with all this time was that more races in the Klingon sphere were pre-warp, and Imperial policy was to keep them that way. Combined with Klingon macho attitudes (“only the most worthy warriors may fly between the stars!”) it would be a straightforward explanation for why you don’t see much diversity in Klingon space… …and the Fed embassy couldn’t fuss much, given that it was effectively enforcing the PD without any diplomatic effort.
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(Which is another demonstration of the folly of applying the PD outside the Federation.)
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With regard to neighbors of the Federation, it smacks of doublethink and circumlocutions to pretend they aren’t simply plying great-power politics when they clearly are. As for Janeway, she’s in a situation where you have to make $#!? up as you go, so I’m willing to give her some slack. Anyone trying to take Janeway’s cowgirl-by-extremity work as a template for general Federation policy needs their head examined.
I would be more inclined to give Janeway slack for doing it if she'd admit to doing it. (Having just watched a fuck-the-Prime-Directive episode immediately following a lock-Paris-in-solitary-for-a-month-for-violating-it episode, I am perhaps less inclined than usual as of today.)
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I would be more inclined to give Janeway slack for doing it if she'd admit to doing it. (Having just watched a fuck-the-Prime-Directive episode immediately following a lock-Paris-in-solitary-for-a-month-for-violating-it episode, I am perhaps less inclined than usual as of today.)
doctorcatfish 07/16/2022 10:11 AM
That… is a much better point than I anticipated. At least Archer and Kirk showed strong self-awareness that they were warping by the seat of their pants.
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(I am also somewhat amused that by ordering 30 days of solitary no-visitors no-entertainment confinement in the brig on space-bread and space-water, evidently Starfleet is willing to go all cruel and unusual.)
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its not unusual if its regular :D
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BluejayHurricane 07/16/2022 11:26 AM
And practically speaking, that might have been the sort of offense that seriously damages your career, or maybe you face a (presumably rehabilitative) prison sentence in another Trek. But the Voyager can’t have people locked up indefinitely, they can’t not handle punishments themselves, and they really shouldn’t leave someone behind. In the face of that, there aren’t a lot of good options for dealing with serious crimes that aren’t marooning or execution. And the Voyager needs the skills and hands of everyone on board, so those are bad options for the ship, too. The offense (in the eyes of starfleet culture) was more serious than a month in the brig would warrant, but not serious enough for something that means death or exile. The options were then between a month in solitary and a longer time in the brig, and the latter option costs resources and denies the use of skills for longer, which in a survival situation (the starship needs to keep working, or else) can’t be justified.
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When you look at it like that, it’s absolutely cruel, but I’m not sure what better options there were.
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BizarroLand ♀ 07/16/2022 1:27 PM
The more I think about it the more I believe rocketguy was right
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the whole Odyssey/we're stranded far from home and gotta steer our big ship back plot does not have the legs to support several seasons of TV
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When you look at it like that, it’s absolutely cruel, but I’m not sure what better options there were.
Well, she also demoted him two grades. Apart from that: suspending sentence until they reach port, might be one thing. Restriction to limits (in the UCMJ definition "normally work, barracks, place of worship, mess hall, and medical facilities") for a longer period. Or, y'know, assign him a huge pile of shit duty: swab the decks, mop the bilges, repaint the hull, polish the torpedos, clean the holodeck spooge tanks, make him Neelix's sous-chef... Put a formal reprimand in his record. (If only they got paid, docking his pay would be an option; I guess she could dock his replicator and holodeck privileges.) But, y'know, there's a lot of places you can (and should) go, especially in the More Enlightened Society Of The Future, before resorting to anything defined by the UN as torture . (edited)
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(I mean, hell, they only had the ship's serial killer confined to quarters.)
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Hm. On another note and now that I look it up, the charges in that episode were given as "insubordination, unauthorized use of a spacecraft, reckless endangerment, and conduct unbecoming an officer". Perhaps because if it was actually on the record as a fuck-the-Prime-Directive moment she'd have to impanel an actual court martial, rather than dealing with it at a captain's mast? Not sure they have enough senior officers aboard for that.
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They probably do have the numbers, but part of the issue is that all the officers in question are part of the direct command chain. No way they'd be even vaguely impartial
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Depending on if you allow provisional officers, too - half the command crew are Maquis, IIRC
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Also, if it requires a Starfleet judge, they definitely don't have one of those aboard.
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so... skimming through things (as out-of-universe ST is based on the US military when relevant), based on Janeway's rank and the specifications of the charges what he actually gets slammed with is pretty broadly accurate.
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Solitary confinement is, as best I can tell, still a valid on the books punishment (the bread and water only additional bonus punishment has been removed)
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Well, that's moderately horrifying.
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best I can tell is that bread and water confinement was removed in the late 90's (though if it was actually used vaguely recently I have no idea). The specs for it state that every seven days you have to have a full day's rations before doing another seven days of bread and water)
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I’m reminded of the scene in Heinlein’s Farmer in the Sky where the blowhard in Bill’s cabin got sentenced to bread and water for leaving his acceleration couch while they were under thrust.
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still, assuming that Starfleet follows the rough UCMJ spec, Janeway hit Paris about as hard as she could legally get away with. (edited)
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best I can tell is that bread and water confinement was removed in the late 90's (though if it was actually used vaguely recently I have no idea). The specs for it state that every seven days you have to have a full day's rations before doing another seven days of bread and water)
Jade Nekotenshi 07/16/2022 3:30 PM
It was rescinded in the late 2010s. Still on the books when I was in from 1999-2011, and I saw it used once. (but it was 3 days, not 30, which was the statutory maximum at the time for an O5/O6 - an admiral can impose 7 days.) Solitary confinement is not officially on the books for NJPs or summary courts-martial, but it does happen de facto.
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I got two days in solitary in total darkness for being late for work at one point. Officially UA/AWOL.
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Well, near-total darkness - they let me out to use the loo, and there were lights there and on the way to it.
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The CO who imposed that on me considered it less severe than demotion and docking pay, which, honestly, given that both of the above could impair the ability of a sailor to provide for family, which they are officially bound by law to provide for, I see her point.
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Officially, it was "two days confinement". Unofficially, a storeroom with no lights is where they had that could be appropriately guarded.
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DDGs do not have a brig, as such.
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That makes sense, then. Nothing on the paperwork I saw explicitly stated solitary as a punishment type. There was Restricted to Duty or somesuch (either quarters or duty station or where you had to be) or Restrictions to Quarters.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/16/2022 3:34 PM
Restriction was in practice usually restriction to specified limits, which generally meant "workplace and barracks". They could get creative with it: assigning you to a division that works 22-hour days and exists solely as a place to put restricted personnel, for example.
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That's... pushing it, but not officially prohibited
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Confinement is only for E-3 and below, at NJP; courts-martial can impose it on anyone. I was an E2 at the time.
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And I'll say that two days in the dark fucks with your head
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Two days of that I could about hack. A week? No. Starve me.
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Idea: A song remix involving a diamond-phase nanocomputer mainframe-equivalent small enough to be readily portable. "For the hacker there among them had the big iron on his hip..."
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We already have roughly that. My phone case shipped with a belt holster for some strange reason.
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We already have roughly that. My phone case shipped with a belt holster for some strange reason.
It's for Wild West photoshootouts.
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Unless your phone is a lot more powerful than I think it is, that’s still just small iron.
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It beats historical mainframes.
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Ithink it needs to be contemporary big iron.
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Unless you are particularly concerned about single-core speed, then I don't think you'll ever get a situation where a phone can beat contemporary mainframes, since you could just buy a lot of phones and plug them into a fast network.
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Nvidia does have very fast CPU/GPU cards now, actually. They would technically fit in a phone. The 500W of cooling and power delivery would not.
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Jade Nekotenshi 07/17/2022 6:27 PM
IO is the real limitation. You can get a phone with an impressive number of FLOPS, but getting any more IO than a single USB3 bus is difficult, and most phones have real trouble actually sustaining the full 5Gbps AFAIK. (Maybe the newer shinier ones don't)
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Morgrim Moon 07/20/2022 3:32 AM
@Overmind I've considered starting an "interesting science and engineering" thread on Discourse, with all the random research I turn up that may be of interest to the worldbuilders in here. Yay or nay? (If nay I'll just keep putting them on my blog)
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@Overmind I've considered starting an "interesting science and engineering" thread on Discourse, with all the random research I turn up that may be of interest to the worldbuilders in here. Yay or nay? (If nay I'll just keep putting them on my blog)
Go for it!
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The hydrogen-steamer-type intel prowler CS Tiny Leaky Bugger .
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CS Sneaky One
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:38 PM
If anyone is looking for cheap PCB milling capability ( @Overmind @Cornflakes ?) these things have a reputation for needing work but eventually being serviceable. And somebody’s bot has mispriced them rather seriously. https://www.amazon.com/Protected-Engraving-300x180x45mm-cenoz-extension/dp/B08D9CF1J7/
Upgrade CNC 3018 Pro-M Machine DIY CNC Machine with Protected Board, 3 Axis GRBL Control PCB PVC Milling Engraving Machine Working Area 300x180x45mm by cenoz (with extension rod control board)
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uuh shiny
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the 3018 being the fanciest option?
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:40 PM
There’s a 6030 (6040?) that’s bigger, but I don’t think the features get better.
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You need to add holes for bolting down, some weight is good for vibration damping, and you really should add a linear rail to the back.
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the picker behind the link offers me 3018 JL1 and JL2
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40 bucks shipping for 130 bucks is already steep tho xD
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:43 PM
Ah. I’ve got student prime, so it was free over here.
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with shipping costs hard to say, if it's heavy/bulky that can add to the cost floor
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it always offers me "free prime for a month!" lets try if it does this time...
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Goddamn. Wish I had the money right now.
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i should get the money in a couple of days
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:46 PM
I’m writing it off as a business expense. The lab PCB manufacturing cycle is like 2 weeks, and I have at least a few people who will keep me in pizza and beer money to run boards for them.
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Do you mind if I send this to some other people who may be interested?
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It says they don't have many left.
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BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:48 PM
Knock yourself out.
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theres at least one less left now
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and i got it sent to work so moron packet services cant say nobody was there to receive it
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as there id 24 hour portiers there
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Can you actually make PCBs on what seems like a fairly low-power laser engraving thing? I thought you generally had to etch them or use different tools of some sort.
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the default one is a mechanical engraver
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at least it delivers with bits for one :V
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Can you actually make PCBs on what seems like a fairly low-power laser engraving thing? I thought you generally had to etch them or use different tools of some sort.
BluejayHurricane 07/23/2022 5:54 PM
You coat them with paint, then use the laser to etch away. It works, well even, but you can’t swap in an end mill, so no solder/rivet through vias, and no locating holes.
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Which are half the reason you go with a milled solution instead of a chemical one. Your double-sided boards get a lot more reliable.
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A “literal genie” patch?
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The library for “what does the speaker actually mean?”, so sort of.
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Name of the day: “Harmonious Pentagalactic Co-Prosperitan Ecumene”.
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That's a lot of ecumene
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2022 9:50 AM
@Overmind The Discourse is objecting to the word 'reef'. Now, I've heard of 'reefer' being used for drug addicts, but does 'reef' have some weird meaning in the USA, or has the forum software gotten very confused?
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Ha ha what the actual fuck?
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Morgrim Moon 07/31/2022 12:02 PM
I'm taking that as a 'no' and possibly a 'wtf is my server drunk'. Sorry to be the bearer of weird bugs 😂
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...aha! I fix it. Was a hyperactive reee blocker.
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0111narwhalz 07/31/2022 12:05 PM
ah yes, scunthorpe problem
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Ethical debate of the day: To what meaningful extent, if any, is the way in which training text and other data sloshes around inside GPT-n-based technologies to be folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations ethically distinct from the way in which writings and ideas consumed by human creators are folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations? Bonus question: Can someone who has asserted previously that "there are no original ideas" get away with leaning on this extent without being obviously full of crap?
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0111narwhalz 08/02/2022 10:36 AM
I'm not going to say that there are no original ideas. However, I will say that originality is a poor proxy for the quality of ideas.
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(I am curious largely because my admittedly lazy thinking on this point thus far finds it rather difficult to formulate a rule which, if applied in an even vaguely actor-neutral fashion, fails to provide ample justification for banning inspiration, learning, and most other forms of standing on the shoulders of giants.)
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BluejayHurricane 08/02/2022 10:48 AM
I deeply appreciate novelty of ideas; something remixed, or explained in a way that I grok, is often more valuable to me than something truly original.
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Ethical debate of the day: To what meaningful extent, if any, is the way in which training text and other data sloshes around inside GPT-n-based technologies to be folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations ethically distinct from the way in which writings and ideas consumed by human creators are folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations? Bonus question: Can someone who has asserted previously that "there are no original ideas" get away with leaning on this extent without being obviously full of crap?
At one end of the spectrum, I could deliberately make a model entirely memorize the input and do "copyright laundering", which might be an issue.
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Yeah. Which I would have no problem equating with intentional human plagiarism.
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2022 11:06 AM
a proposal I've seen is that you have to be able to explain your remix. Because that shows it is transformative work, and not just randomised shuffling.
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but I'm not sure how that gets applied to non-sophent AIs
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Can humans actually do that meaningfully?
11:07
I certainly can't trace the exact source of all of my ideas.
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Morgrim Moon 08/02/2022 11:07 AM
like, it's helpful for "if this then that" brute force pattern matching, but maybe not GP3 stuff
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Although, as I said elsewhere -
Even unwittingly, yeah, which can be troublesome. I have had a couple of moments in the past in which I've been inspired by some idea, not remembered the source, and then on later reencountering the original been rather embarrassed to discover that not merely the concept but the phrasing used to describe it stuck in my head to be accidentally regurgitated. (Fortunately it hasn't happened in anything I've published yet, and with luck my lovely editor will catch it, but such accidental plagiarism is a concern of mine.)
which I take as being both a problem and an accident for humans and machines. As well as the basic inspiration/learning that does not repro such.
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Yeah, as that implies, I certainly can't.
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(...also, which would be a painful thing to try and draw bright lines in, IMO the best of aided-GPT-3 has already produced better transformative works than the worst of fanfic writers.) (edited)
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It would probably be possible to detect exact matches to training data in GPT-3 output, but it would be slow and annoying and not catch slight rephrasing. (edited)
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Also, there's the question of how much we want to sweat the small stuff. I (intentionally) took a non-setting-specific nine-word phrase from Robert Jordan that tickled my fancy, changed one, and used it in a different context. In my opinion, at least, that's fine, I can't imagine the Jordan estate crawling up my ass about it, and if any readers catch it and say 'hey!', that's an amusing little easter egg for them. But I cringe at the thought of teaching a computer to differentiate that sort of thing from "I just totally ripped off your whole opening-paragraph wind schtick."
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Distinguishing fuzzily defined things where we can give examples of each case but not provide a useful definition is basically what neural networks are for.
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(Which in itself would be legal, if deeply uncool and Not Done.) Yeah, but you’ve still got to have some idea of what you’re training it for in gross if you’re not to end up with a network trained on some weird side-quality, and I don’t think we even have that.
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((Although it would be different, probably, if you did a whole “On the surface on Antares a wind arose,” solar wind version, at which point you’re homaging, not imitating, and… yeah.)) (edited)
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"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter." "Notwithstanding that the luminous beings are generated by the crude matter."
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Feeling tempted (but not sufficiently tempted) today to do a contact story on the theme of Imperialism Is Good Actually, with a side order of "This is the intervention you get for fucking up this perfectly nice planet, you climatin' fools." But that would be doing it for the dissonance.
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Feeling tempted (but not sufficiently tempted) today to do a contact story on the theme of Imperialism Is Good Actually, with a side order of "This is the intervention you get for fucking up this perfectly nice planet, you climatin' fools." But that would be doing it for the dissonance.
BizarroLand ♀ 08/03/2022 5:43 PM
contact story?
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Yeah, y'know, the One I Will Not Write/. (edited)
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Now with a miles-wide diamond in orbit with SHAME printed on it.
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Or "I AM A MONUMENT TO AT BEST SOME OF YOUR SINS, BUT THESE WERE REALLY BIG ONES." (edited)
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Quoted so I can highlight it:
For myself and my 'verse, I assume that in first contact, as in foreign policy in general, the Empire is playing out the game-theory-enhanced version of behaving in a manner appropriate to a universe of peace, harmony, friendship, and the brutally efficient annihilation of people who insist on defecting from the peace, harmony, and friendship program.
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ISS Friendship (Planetary pacification GRASER Mauler Superdreadnought) (edited)
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(if you see it, or its sister ships, Peace and Harmony, someone fucked up majorly) (edited)
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Ethical debate of the day: To what meaningful extent, if any, is the way in which training text and other data sloshes around inside GPT-n-based technologies to be folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations ethically distinct from the way in which writings and ideas consumed by human creators are folded, spindled, mutilated, remixed, jiggered, and regurgitated as their creations? Bonus question: Can someone who has asserted previously that "there are no original ideas" get away with leaning on this extent without being obviously full of crap?
approaching this from a side angle, maybe don't ask "what is a original idea" and instead ask "how do i maintain the benefits that the concept of 'original idea' grants"?
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everything that isn't a fundamental aspect of nature approaches nonsense at the limits; asking what is a original idea this far out of the context where 'original idea' was invented risks returning nonsense. But 'original idea' is a useful thing. It promotes innovation. So instead, we should be asking how you preserve innovation in the face of stuff that challenges the original concept.
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In this case, that's easy. GPT-3 is objectively terrible at writing, even if it is occasionally good enough to compete with (bad) human writing.
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how will writing hold up around GPT-6? Well... it might not. Or maybe writing becomes the art of designing new and innovative language engines.
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You don't see many blacksmiths around nowadays.
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though that's just the context of writing. Producing ideas in general is a larger scope. Maybe legislature will end up tying some sort of material effort to new ideas, to avoid AI-patent-trolling every plausible concept? You *must* provide a functioning prototype along with your patent application.
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You don't see many blacksmiths around nowadays.
Morgrim Moon 08/04/2022 2:45 AM
the majority of blacksmiths these days are farriers. </random factoid of the evening>
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Seen in a comment on Stross's blog:
One fun question's going to be how to capture a solar farm without destroying it, or causing it to be destroyed, booby trapped, sabotaged (ungrounded highly-amped voltage is fun for everybody!) and/or hacked to try to mess up any power system it plugs into. The latter is probably impossible. IIRC voltage regulators are mostly semiconductor these days. So there could be logic baked into it in hidden layers, invisible to anything short of a scanning tunneling microscope in a clean room. Have it run a watchdog process checking for a regularsignal via the input PV panels, and if it doesn't get the coded ping -- which could easily be a pseudo-random 32 bit number from an unattended laser somewhere in the distance that flashes at the panels once a day -- it starts to swing the output voltage wildly. Or it just uses PKI to assure that it only delivers power to known trusted client devices. Imagine if every tank ran on your encrypted brand of gasoline, and if you put the wrong fuel in it the engine melts.
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For 'verse applicability, imagine that the tanks run on their encrypted brand of SecureRod™️ fuel rods, and if you try to use them in any other vehicle, the engine melts down .
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Seems also like a generally interesting way to sell nuclear technology with a built-in guard against people using it in unapproved ways.
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"I am obliged to inform you that if you try to load unapproved reactor management software on the control systems - say, in an attempt to enable the breeding of weapons-grade plutonium with this system - you're going to spend the next century paying a very large mortgage on a big hole with a pile of corium in it."
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BluejayHurricane 08/07/2022 6:02 PM
Nanomachines and radiation don’t mix, and encapsulating stuff that could cause the reactor to melt down conventionally would probably just cause the reactor to melt down conventionally.
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"I am obliged to inform you that if you try to load unapproved reactor management software on the control systems - say, in an attempt to enable the breeding of weapons-grade plutonium with this system - you're going to spend the next century paying a very large mortgage on a big hole with a pile of corium in it."
That seems like a situation where someone actually might break out the scanning tunnelling microscopes.
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Although I don't know if you actually need to go as far as those.
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BluejayHurricane 08/07/2022 6:03 PM
A very scary external measurement box might be in order, but the physics of securing the fissiles are not happy numbers.
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Although I don't know if you actually need to go as far as those.
BluejayHurricane 08/07/2022 6:04 PM
Or you start trying to re-refine the fuel. Everything that isn’t the target comes right out.
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Seems also like a generally interesting way to sell nuclear technology with a built-in guard against people using it in unapproved ways.
BizarroLand ♀ 08/07/2022 6:04 PM
Skull Face, is that you?
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Skull Face, is that you?
Oh, come on, would you sell breeder reactors to the modal human polity?
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(To a certain extent, I should say, this is already a case of selling these things in, hrm, not so much black boxes, as locked diamond boxes that let you be absolutely certain of the presence of the cunning mechanisms designed to ensure that opening the box without the manufacturer's key will ruin your day and the day of everyone else for the next 50,000 years or so.)
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Aren't good reactors meant to be physically unable to melt down anyway?
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It seems like you would have to get rid of that to use it as a tamper-proofing thing, which would be bad.
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Oh, come on, would you sell breeder reactors to the modal human polity?
BizarroLand ♀ 08/07/2022 6:08 PM
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"Good" is dependent on what you're designing for, though. In this case, they designers are less concerned with the risks of a small accidental meltdown vis-a-cis the risk of some local fuckhead in the charity-case polity trying to use it to make bombs or other radiation weapons.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/07/2022 6:09 PM
(For those who can't watch, the antagonist in MGSV uses metallic archaea as exactly such a cunning mechanism for the nukes he plans to proliferate worldwide, ending the reign of the superpowers)
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BluejayHurricane 08/07/2022 6:09 PM
Steal the reactor and then deliberately trip the anti-tamper?
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Ideally, in situations like these, they'd put a power freighter in orbit, a rectenna on the ground, and a cruiser hovering over it like a mother hen with all the guns and espatiers, but... ...actually, yeah. They'd just do that. Never mind. (edited)
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(Still, I kind of like the concept as applied to vehicles, to deliberately fuck with the use of battlefield salvage. Not that that doesn't have plenty of problems of its own.)
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Nanomachines and radiation don’t mix, and encapsulating stuff that could cause the reactor to melt down conventionally would probably just cause the reactor to melt down conventionally.
There are bio-nanites that eat radioactive waste though.
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0111narwhalz 08/07/2022 7:55 PM
there's a difference between radioactive waste and an active reactor
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Check out these images of a cup-O-Jupe (more in thread): https://twitter.com/physicsJ/status/1556552851178258432 (edited)
I asked Midjourney AI to make me a cup of Jupiter
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that is cool tho
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I really want to use that second one as the next book cover.
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i want that cup
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Overmind
I really want to use that second one as the next book cover.
"Coffee, it gets you to the stars"
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-Interplanetary Coffee
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I have access to another art AI thing. I might try some things like this.
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Seen in a comment on Stross's blog:
One fun question's going to be how to capture a solar farm without destroying it, or causing it to be destroyed, booby trapped, sabotaged (ungrounded highly-amped voltage is fun for everybody!) and/or hacked to try to mess up any power system it plugs into. The latter is probably impossible. IIRC voltage regulators are mostly semiconductor these days. So there could be logic baked into it in hidden layers, invisible to anything short of a scanning tunneling microscope in a clean room. Have it run a watchdog process checking for a regularsignal via the input PV panels, and if it doesn't get the coded ping -- which could easily be a pseudo-random 32 bit number from an unattended laser somewhere in the distance that flashes at the panels once a day -- it starts to swing the output voltage wildly. Or it just uses PKI to assure that it only delivers power to known trusted client devices. Imagine if every tank ran on your encrypted brand of gasoline, and if you put the wrong fuel in it the engine melts.
in practice, this might not be as serious a problem as it seems. For one, this assumes they're making their own semiconductors. Less autonomous groups (pirate gangs, for instance) can't do this. For two, it seems likely to me that solar collection arrays are going to be more reflector than solar panel. Replacing the semiconductor parts might be less severe of a cost than it seems.
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also, all sorts of little details about the nature of the tech - it'll be much harder to pretend that your power regulators aren't boobytrapped if the industry standard is, for example, 'hardware-level verifiable device identification' and one of the power 'regs returns the wrong hash when you ping it. (edited)
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I don't think that's actually possible.
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If you have the sophistication to manufacture your own stuff you can also presumably read secret keys out of other hardware.
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And there's no mechanism by which you can prove that the physical implementation is the standard.
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0111narwhalz 08/11/2022 10:00 AM
also also, you can slap a voltage regulator on the output and probably be fine
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or a fuse
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0111narwhalz 08/11/2022 10:56 AM
you may be best served by a motor-generator actually
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otherwise the source might be able to send nasty high-frequency stuff down the line and cause Problems™
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BluejayHurricane 08/11/2022 10:58 AM
Eh - you drop so much doing that, and removing high-frequency transients isn’t that hard.
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I’d be more worried about phase-shifting attacks, which I’m less sure about beating easily.
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2022 11:00 AM
I'm guessing there are technical reasons why you couldn't just dump all the power into a battery and extract in fresh clean format of choice?
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BluejayHurricane 08/11/2022 11:02 AM
Batteries are expensive, and probably actually the easiest part of the system to sabotage in a hazardous way.
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But those are both engineering problems, and can be sidestepped or mitigated or absorbed.
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I'm guessing there are technical reasons why you couldn't just dump all the power into a battery and extract in fresh clean format of choice?
If there is sabotaged power electronics anywhere, it could fry the batteries horribly.
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BluejayHurricane 08/11/2022 11:09 AM
You can safe the battery feed. That doesn’t save the battery array from sabotage, but electronics components tend to black-box well.
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I don't think that's actually possible.
i'm not 100% cetrain on the details of how you would do it, but i... think you could do it unless the saboteurs have the ability to make perfect copies of objects.
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essentially, you have a little cryptographic Black Box integrated into the device, which you can ping and recieve confirmation that it is, infact, a original Acme™️ serial # 123,456 Black Box
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As far as I know those are not secure against someone who is looking closely.
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Besides, you could theoretically cut out the box and use it separately.
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you can make it tamper resistant. Put it in the center of all the components, or otherwise integrate it into the functionality of the device. Put a few miligrams of explosive in it as anti-tamper. That sort of stuff
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not fool-proof, but it is already friggin hard to mess around with computers on the silicon level, and device manufacturers probably aren't doing that deliberately (much)
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If someone is already making their own sabotaged silicon to mess with people who might capture their solar farm, they probably have/can pay for much of the equipment needed to analyze existing stuff too.
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arguably, you can make something require much more effort to reverse-engineer than to produce in the first place
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2022 1:02 PM
oh joy, the power company now has DRCM 😛
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Acme Corp. could produce the fakes for them, though
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2022 1:03 PM
that sounds like a job for Whoosh Co, manufacturers of the salmon cannon
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oh joy, the power company now has DRCM 😛
in fairness, lots of the issues with DRCM are just poor implementations/companies deciding to sacrifice user experience for piracy resistance
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(also honestly a system like this sounds kinda likely in a world with autofabs. Digital piracy starts to be a really big deal when the pirates can actually print a car)
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Morgrim Moon 08/11/2022 1:08 PM
(actually, unrelated to the power questions, I DO have to share Whooshh Innovations as the sort of company that the Empire would give an approving thumbs up to. They saw a problem, they engineered a truly innovate 'this is crazy' solution that works astonishingly well, and they have the sort of sense of humour that would appeal to local sensibilities. And yes, they are named that way on purpose, and yes the founders were inspired by Roadrunner cartoons.) (edited)
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Today in "even agonizing nozzle problems can't stop the tiny shitposts": https://eldraeverse.com/2022/08/17/what-a-half-bit/
Due to your current viewer decency settings, IBC Culture is not able to present its interview with Findaïl 0x22BC0983, best-selling author of Rude Mechanicals: A Meat-Sack’s Guide to Robot Pr…
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Word of the day: "dystropia" What you get when a worldbuilder goes shopping for bad badness clichés to indicate that this ain't a happy future, son.
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0111narwhalz 08/23/2022 5:26 PM
alternatively, a world in which everything grows the wrong way
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leaves turn away from the light. vines shy away from shadows. roots come out of the ground.
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I like it. Or just generically wrongly. World of Cancer.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/23/2022 8:45 PM
So... like a world eaten by the Chtorran ecosystem?
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Much more fun than the traditional dystropias: commies, Nazis, commie Nazis, and “late stage capitalism”. (With the possible fifth type, “any of the above with necromantic/sanguinary characteristics”.)
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Elsewhere, on hive minds assimilating people who don't want in:
Well, you have to ask yourself, why would any sane hive mind want to assimilate you? This is the Borg problem. Their hive mind, if it really was one, would spend all its time thinking about how much it hates and fears the Borg. Cue the really depressed Borg with a massive self-harm problem.
This is one of the reasons why the Transcend is extremely picky about who it offers brain-hugs to. No-one needs transcendence badly enough to have a whiny bitch stuck in your internal discourse for eternity.
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and three self propelled guns
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Morgrim Moon 08/25/2022 12:14 AM
Now, how would the field gun run be different if the gun was sophant and an active participant?
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BluejayHurricane 08/25/2022 12:35 AM
I think tank biathlon is the closest comparison.
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Although, the more interesting sport may be something closer to live fire rally racing, with a commander in the navigator-analogy role.
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Interesting paper here: https://www.iffs.se/media/2264/an-impossibility-theorem-for-welfarist-axiologies-in-ep-2000.pdf To steal a summarization:
It's a proof that any consistent system of utilitarianism must either accept the Repugnant Conclusion ("a larger population with very low but positive welfare is better than a small population with very high welfare, for sufficient values of 'larger'"), the Sadistic Conclusion ("it is better, for high-average-welfare populations, to add a small number of people with negative welfare than a larger number with low-but-positive welfare, for sufficient values of 'larger'"), the Anti-Egalitarian Conclusion ("for any population of some number of people and equal utility among all of those people, there is a population with lower average utility distributed unevenly that is better"), or the Oppression Olympics ("all improvement of people's lives is of zero moral value unless it is improvement of the worst life in existence").
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As a side note, I appreciate that it provides a nice utilitarian justification for Omelas.
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I think tank biathlon is the closest comparison.
I take a moment here to observe that you don't really have to do much to justify a 'verse-setting Girls und Panzer .
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What with backups and pattern identity there’s no need for ridiculously strong “carbon coating”
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Well... even with backups, no-one really wants to see schoolgirl parts splattered all over the playing fields.
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(Any exceptions are probably on their way to report themselves to the Guardians of Our Harmony right now.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/25/2022 4:58 PM
The center section of the review that starts with a reference to counterfactual mugging I think has a somewhat eldraeic flavour to it, along the lines of their attitude towards trolley problems. https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/book-review-what-we-owe-the-future (edited)
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Specifically section IV, if you want to find it more quickly.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/25/2022 6:27 PM
True. I just like the phrase “Counterfactual Mugging”
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Well, that premise kind of assumes that “happiness” is in limited supply or a universal metric
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Three experiments have vetted quantum Darwinism, a theory that explains how quantum possibilities can give rise to objective, classical reality.
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"Take, for example, the way a quantum particle can have a range of possible states, known as a 'superposition.' This doesn’t really mean it is in several states at once; rather, it means that if we make a measurement we will see one of those outcomes." amazing. the fundamental concept of superposition has been completely misunderstood.
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The particle really is in several states at once, that's the entire point.
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Frankly, I see Quantum Darwinism as a poor man's Many Worlds.
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Well, it has the advantage of not requiring many worlds, which is something.
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Well, it has the advantage of not requiring many worlds, which is something.
Why should we base our measurements of objective reality off of one's philosophical preferences?
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William of Ockham gonna cut a bitch.
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Occam's Razor is the one favoring Many-Worlds since "collapse of the wavefunction" is something we made up :P
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The simplest explanation supported by the math is that the wavefunction doesn't collapse, but entangles more within it.
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In terms of multiplying entities beyond necessity, generating a number of universes each tick requiring serious abuse of chained-arrow notation to count is something of an ur-example. (edited)
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Having the assorted Everett branches being entirely noncommunicative and hence undetectable, and thus the entire theory being at core unfalsifiable, is just the icing on the cake.
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i want those socks gimme (edited)
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DSD [He/They] 08/26/2022 11:09 AM
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i wonder if moral philosphers will ever realize that the fact that humans inevitably find utilitarian scenarios to be fucked up just means that humans are not utilitarians
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there are, infact, utility functions other than global optimization of a specific value.
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(hell, utility functions are probably turing complete, so they can be arbitrarily complicated!) (edited)
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there are, infact, utility functions other than global optimization of a specific value.
I don't think those would be considered utility functions.
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If you're using a utility function, i.e. maximising expected value of the utility function run on possible world states, you're doing something close to utilitarianism.
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Libertarianism and such can more reasonably be seen as ranking/selecting actions.
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The one of the among the major issues with utilitarianism is that it divides neatly into the part of it which is tautologically true, and the part of it which begs the question.
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If you're using a utility function, i.e. maximising expected value of the utility function run on possible world states, you're doing something close to utilitarianism.
i probably didn't describe it well; what i mean is, you can define other mathematical functions than "maximize X value globally"
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or at least, you can define non-simple ones. It may be possible to define seemingly non-global optimizations as global ones. For instance, a utility function of "make Fred and only Fred maximally happy" could be defined globally as "make all individuals identified as Fred in the universe maximally happy"
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The former is followed by everyone who is not insane, and the latter requires that you invent, follow, or fake an entire other school of moral philosophy to tell you what your utility function should be. Thus I dismiss it.
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but utilitarians seem to think that it has to be "make everyone X", which completely ignores that the human utility function can and does factor in information from the individual running it
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(When I want to taunt utilitarians, I point out that utilitarianism synergises as well with Dark Kantianist thought as well as it does with any of its more traditional partners.)
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Sometimes I think it would be funny to invent a perfectly utilitarian evil maximizer. Then I remember I have to live in this universe, too.
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hmm, or maybe utilitarians are coming at it from the wrong angle. The issue of describing versus determining. Humans are already doing their own moral stuff and they've put quite a bit of thought in to it. If utilitarians are trying to describe that phenomena, they're doing a real shit job because most people don't try to create a world filled with 75 quadrillion orphans tied to trolley tracks.
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[and run Doom!]
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but if they're trying to make a new one, that's something else entirely
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Honestly, I question that putting quite a bit of thought into it.
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Joe Q. Random around here are probably running Political Party 0.6 over Jesus 2.4 over Parents 1.3 over Meat Squick 1.0 and resolves all conflicts by defaulting to the highest or most recent entry. Put them in a situation where one or more of these parties doesn't provide a convenient answer, and they lock up. (edited)
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Honestly, I question that putting quite a bit of thought into it.
i'd argue otherwise - in much the same way that the human brain is constantly working really hard to move all your limbs correctly while doing anything other than a limp noodle impression, all the parts responsible for the bits we could gloss as a utility functions are also working their ass off
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Yeah, but 99% of a human utility function calculator is devoted to solving problems like "what has more utility in Getting Coffee, (a) putting water in the machine, or (b) punching myself in the head, or <insert long list of possible actions here>. A! That was easy!" And the other 1% is the process I described above, which is a utility function. It's a shitty piece of rule utilitarianism mostly designed to prevent someone from punishing you for deviating from the norm, but it still is one.
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So, okay, I suppose it's thought in the sense that it's calculations carried out by the brain, but it's not thought in the sense of rational and enlightened consideration of what, in fact, is the Good.
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Yeah, but 99% of a human utility function calculator is devoted to solving problems like "what has more utility in Getting Coffee, (a) putting water in the machine, or (b) punching myself in the head, or <insert long list of possible actions here>. A! That was easy!" And the other 1% is the process I described above, which is a utility function. It's a shitty piece of rule utilitarianism mostly designed to prevent someone from punishing you for deviating from the norm, but it still is one.
i disagree - small-scale social dynamics are a huge part of the human brain function. And you see echos of that everywhere, like how half our high-level pattern recognition is apparently geared towards seeing faces absolutely everywhere, even places that there are no faces.
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Small-scale social dynamics != morality, when it comes to putting thought into things. It's a utility function in the former sense, in that it is computation of which social move will maximize your personal utility, but that's not a moral function.
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In general, "what is most useful to me?" is a distinct question from "what is the right thing to do?", even if they both are, in different senses, utility calculations.
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Small-scale social dynamics != morality, when it comes to putting thought into things. It's a utility function in the former sense, in that it is computation of which social move will maximize your personal utility, but that's not a moral function.
describing versus determining. If the former is not morality, humans arguably don't have morality. Or at least they don't have very much of it at all.
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i see it like... we might prefer that the world uses classical newtonian physics instead of the insanity contained within your average quantum physics textbook. But it doesn't, and we're not designing universes, we're living in one.
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Why do you think we have so many social institutions designed to make small-scale social dynamics enforce morality?
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Because societies without those get real nasty, real fast.
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Why do you think we have so many social institutions designed to make small-scale social dynamics enforce morality?
a complex series of factors resulting in numerous individuals having personal incentive to optimize what could be glossed as 'order' across a larger area of the population than they'd normally care about, thus resulting in their creation and then enforcement of complex self-maintaining systems we call 'social institutions'? (edited)
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or to put in other terms, someone wanted to get laid but first they had to make their tribe really shiny and prosperous
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for which you need morality, because rampant theft and people murdering each other at the sort of rates common to primitive tribes aren't good for prosperity or attracting anyone.
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also it's hard to get laid with a stone axe up the jacksie.
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yes but apparently it's hard easy to misstep, because at the very least, utilitarians have apparently looked at the problem and decided "I am going to tell people to starve orphans for the greater good" (edited)
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The first step in becoming a moral philosopher (worth a damn) is to go back and throw out everything you thought you knew about morality.
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Otherwise you're just a moral rationalizer.
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the first part to using quantum mechanics to build cool stuff like LEDs or computers is to first figure out how it works
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in much the same way, anyone who wants to use selfish shortsighted human social dynamics as a building block for a space-age society has to understand, in great detail, exactly how they work.
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BluejayHurricane 08/28/2022 2:26 PM
To be fair, I did have to throw out everything I thought I knew about QM
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In philosophy terms, that's saying that before you can figure out ethics, you need to have figured out epistemology, metaphysics, and logic.
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Also, most steps towards social advancement thus far have involved figuring out ways to work around selfish shortsighted human social dynamics, because they suck.
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i'd argue less work around and more work with to eventually accomplish something else entirely
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(Why, there are all sorts of people today who, following my instinctive grasp of social dynamics, I would have speared in the back, shoved into the river, and claimed were eaten by lions. And did I? I did not. How fucking evolved am I?)
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either way, utilitarians apparently got lost somewhere, because they genuinely attempt to make arguments that the average person finds repulsive and think that they're going to accomplish anything
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as if one of the first steps isn't figuring out how to make your latest decent solution to global optimization problems palatable to the people implementing it
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... ok well not literally first step, that's putting it way out of order, but its a very important step
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To pick the obvious example, the LGBT+ community have fought an uphill battle against squicking the normies and won.
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But. That's not morality. That's marketing. In the conflict between the two, the former needs to win.
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Otherwise you've invented the related discipline to moral philosophy, justifying evil.
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I say this as an advocate of a remarkably unpopular ethical philosophy who would love to be able to market it better to the normies, but, y'know, not at the cost of adopting Standard Normie Cryptofascism. Because what you trade off has been traded away .
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(Why, there are all sorts of people today who, following my instinctive grasp of social dynamics, I would have speared in the back, shoved into the river, and claimed were eaten by lions. And did I? I did not. How fucking evolved am I?)
police exist, you have friends who who disapprove of killing, your community would disapprove of killing, some part of you has been moulded by your upbringing to avoid killing, etc How many of these do you want to bet are essentially deliberately intented to produce the end effect of "no pokey with stike" (among other things)? I would bet all of them.
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we never got rid of the base instincts, or 'overcame' them in anything but a figurative sense. We figured out how to exploit the hell out of them until we got the equivalent of running Doom on a washing machine.
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Of course, yes. Because we have spend literally thousands of years shaping social institutions which beat "killing without the proper pass is bad, m'kay?" into people's heads. Against the natural instincts that would make us as internecinely murderous as our close relative the chimpanzee.
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but anyone who forgets that half of the social institutions that exist nowdays could be glossed as the reprogramming machine for a violent monkey is missing critical information.
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and apparently utilitarians have a habit of missing that, considering that they do basic arithmetic to solve optimization problems and then forget the other 95% of the problem: implementation.
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/28/2022 2:40 PM
Utilitarians tend to assume that they're talking about angels
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That's done by changing the social institutions. Utilitarians today are just jockeying to be the next ones up for that after the decline of current Western tradmoro.
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If they succeed, hopefully not, a few generations down the line people will be shocked and horrified that anyone could suggest something as bizarrely radical as feeding orphans .
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Not like it hasn't happened before, like when the more-Christian original version of current Western tradmoro largely replaced Norse and Roman moral models in/as the institutions of the day.
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they don't seem to be getting very far. Appealing to Logos doesn't go very far if you immediately follow it up with "and that's why we should starve orphans", no matter how good your appeal is.
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granted, i've only read a summary of that book from the perspective of someone who disagreed strongly. Maybe it does a much better job of sugarcoating it than i think.
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The current morality looked extremely fucked to practitioners of the last dominant ones, too. They all do. Paradigm shifts are like that.
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surely they didn't achieve the transition by just saying "alright now revoke all your prior beliefs, you're doing this now".
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you can't just slam a car into reverse while it's still moving forward. You'll either keep moving forward or you cease to have a car that moves. Ever.
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Phase changes happen very slowly, until they don't.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2022 2:47 PM
So you finally got fed up with ToughSF’s bullshitty arguing culture?
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It's an S-curve phenomenon.
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So you finally got fed up with ToughSF’s bullshitty arguing culture?
me or Overmind?
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So you finally got fed up with ToughSF’s bullshitty arguing culture?
I prefer to think of it as the excessive asshat density, but yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that shit.
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BizarroLand ♀ 08/28/2022 2:47 PM
He finally left the server the other night.
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DSD [He/They] 08/28/2022 2:48 PM
I have it permamuted.
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...or, I suppose, really it was that hanging around there was turning me into someone I don't want to be. My mental state will benefit from it.
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Crap. I forgot to tell matterbeam/imallett that they needed to remove my permissions from the Galactic Library site. Guess I'll tweet him.
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Yeah, but 99% of a human utility function calculator is devoted to solving problems like "what has more utility in Getting Coffee, (a) putting water in the machine, or (b) punching myself in the head, or <insert long list of possible actions here>. A! That was easy!" And the other 1% is the process I described above, which is a utility function. It's a shitty piece of rule utilitarianism mostly designed to prevent someone from punishing you for deviating from the norm, but it still is one.
It's probably not implemented that way. I'd assume that we have plausible action generation and then ranking of them rather than evaluating every possible thing to do in any detail.
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I figure the really implausible ones get culled early, and those that don’t are where the occasional wacky impulse (“Jump off the edge! Delete the entire source tree! Push the big red button! Stick the cable up your boss’s stupid nose and floss his brain!”) comes from.
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So, anyone have a better SF server to recommend?
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STAB's pretty decent, although it's much more modern/near modern oriented with SF as a sideline.
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(Spacebattles Technical Advisory Board, I should say.)
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(Why, there are all sorts of people today who, following my instinctive grasp of social dynamics, I would have speared in the back, shoved into the river, and claimed were eaten by lions. And did I? I did not. How fucking evolved am I?)
evolved to be boring perhaps
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... that's "spacebattles", lowercase, not "SpaceBattles", uppercase, right?
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i can't recommend that anyone venture into a discord for https://forums.spacebattles.com/ for sanity and/or warcrime-related reasons
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Hey, STAB isn’t all that bad!
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In ideas that have not quite gelled: The combined arms dealership/ethical investment corporation. Split down the middle between White and Black Operations. Black Operations generates primary income by, well, arms dealing, principally in mass-manufactured mediocre-but-cheap weapons systems which, as they would describe it, they sell happily to all the chronic defectors and general assholes out there. (Where possible, they like to use shell companies to arm both sides of a conflict.) The profit generated by this business goes to White Operations, which invests it in developing communities, infrastructure, and the local economy of some of the poorest emerging markets (including developing industries to be turned over to the locals once they're self-sufficient) -- the ones not being run by chronic defectors, etc. The underlying notion being that, well, the universe is full of morons who want to murder each other for stupid reasons. As long as that's the case, someone's going to profit from it, and it's better if that profit goes to someone who will use it properly, to improve the world. As they see it, they're a business that exists to launder idiotic malice into sound, socially-benevolent investments. And if the arms sales also increase the effectiveness with which the chronic defectors kill each other off, well, that's just a side benefit.
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("You sold a mad dictator a million Meat Machines!" "We did. And that paid for a city-sized water supply, three hospitals, and a factory making personal assistance robots.")
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Jade Nekotenshi 08/29/2022 8:46 AM
I kinda like that idea.
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I also like the idea that they'd be the kind of outfit that's an utterly maddening thorn in the side of some local group of authoritarians.
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Although in a lot of cases, one of their shells will be selling arms to the nasty local authoritarian, and another will be selling arms to the rebellion against the nasty local authoritarian, 'cause it's not planning on being any better once it's in charge.
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(Staff training includes special classes on how not to giggle too much when doing this.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 08/29/2022 3:54 PM
Classes on evaluation on potential customers: are they asshole authoritarians or should they be referred to the Ministry of Citizen Recruitment?
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BluejayHurricane 08/29/2022 4:48 PM
More novel uses for dimensional pocket technology: cable runs that are never too long. Please?
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Workbenches could always be easily organized, because you don’t need cables looping everywhere and taking up space.
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Question, folks: any of y'all know the origin of the term "machine gun"?
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I am considering whether or not they'd even call 'em that in the 'verse, on the grounds that "they're all machines, Brent; even a knife is a gorram machine".
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Also kicking around ideas for replacement terminology. Current leader is "hailgun", since their purpose is to bring the hard rain.
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one possibility i could see is that it came from german maschinengewehr, with the implication of "machine" is something thats self powered
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page 17, they were apparently being called "Machine Guns of Puckles" by 1722
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so it may have been the simple "this weapon has a portion that rotates like a machine found in a spinning factory; we shall use it as a descriptive term"
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although it looks like the puckle gun wasn't a "true" machine gun
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Ah, the Puckle gun, yeah. Sort of a revolver-flintlock bastardization, with the special option of square bullets for shooting at heathens. (Got to love that bit.)
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one possibility i could see is that it came from german maschinengewehr, with the implication of "machine" is something thats self powered
Mm, yeah. That could make sense.
11:14
Looking at a bunch of "things that have been called machine guns" is starting to make me think it may just have started out as "this thing has moving parts". (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2022 11:23 AM
poking more at the word 'machine' in particular: it looks like it made the jump from french to english during the Industrial Revolution, only a few decades before the puckle gun. a And while lots of machines existed prior to that, the word itself was used primarily for metallic steam-powered devices.
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Aha, the cyber- of its day!
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2022 11:24 AM
so under that reasoning, a ship-mounted gun with a spinning mechanism propelled by the expelled gas? That's absolutely a machine!
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Morgrim Moon 09/03/2022 11:32 AM
at that point in history, it looks like big water-powered machines were called "mills" even if they weren't grinding machines. And almost all smaller machines (including some static stuff like the aforementioned knife) were called "devices". At least in english. 😛
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Yeah, I think I'm going to take its contingency as a given at this point.\
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"Look upon my worlds, ye mighty, and despair!"
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"That is incorrect," the mechanical voice said. "A robot may not harm a human being - unless authorized to do so." Zap, went the electrolaser. "Or the human is presently committing a criminal act." Zap. "Or the robot is just really pissed off." Zap, zappity-zap.
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So what is the sword version of “I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?”
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DSD [He/They] 09/10/2022 7:21 PM
"I'll get one nick on my blade" maybe?
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So what is the sword version of “I’ll relinquish one bullet. Where do you want it?”
"Which organ do you want it in?"
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0111narwhalz 09/10/2022 8:59 PM
"I will whet my blade only once."
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So I'm about to head out and do some sleeping, but I've been putting together a a-bit-but-not-hugely-ahead-of-now battlecarrier design to post, and before I finish it, I'd be mighty appreciative if anyone so inclined would like to take a look at the rough specs in the attached and tell me if my numbers look hugely off to them. Thanks muchly!
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(If you think it might be loosely based on the proposed Phase II Iowa-class conversions, that's only because it is.)
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recoils in terror but im at work, so i can read it
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neutron storm
"its totally safe, trust me!"
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i wonder why the main guns are in mm but the secondaries in inch
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(Brain oops. I forgot to convert the latter to electric. Assume 96mm DP heavy mass drivers.)
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seems fine, order of magnitude wise. 6 nukes seems a tad much tho
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seems fine, order of magnitude wise. 6 nukes seems a tad much tho
it's not unprecedented - USS Enterprise had eight
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but yes, most other vessels only have one or two
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i'm not sure why eight - there are mentions that the reactors took the place of boilers, so maybe it was a redesign thing where it was easier to replace the boilers with 8 smaller reactors instead of rearranging the vessel to accomodate 2 larger ones.
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this vessel uses a lot of electrically-hungry stuff (mass drivers, point defense lasers), so i can see the reasoning behind a extra beefy power system. But whether the engineering favors smaller numbers of large reactors or larger numbers of small reactors, i can't say. (edited)
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this vessel uses a lot of electrically-hungry stuff (mass drivers, point defense lasers), so i can see the reasoning behind a extra beefy power system. But whether the engineering favors smaller numbers of large reactors or larger numbers of small reactors, i can't say. (edited)
A smaller number of larger reactors should be more efficient https://constructionphysics.substack.com/p/where-do-economies-of-scale-come
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/13/2022 6:17 AM
The Big E was first, they were still feeling their way around the design and I think they had the reactor design in that size available.
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i'm not sure why eight - there are mentions that the reactors took the place of boilers, so maybe it was a redesign thing where it was easier to replace the boilers with 8 smaller reactors instead of rearranging the vessel to accomodate 2 larger ones.
Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 9:30 AM
They were also smaller submarine reactors - the Nimitz/Ford classes use bigger reactors purpose-built for carriers. There were also some midsized reactors intended for cruisers, I think Enterprise didn't get these because of simple timing issues. Also IIRC, part of the reason for eight reactors was redundancy - wild rumors aside she could make something like 95% of her actual maximum speed on just four.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 9:52 AM
As for the BBV design, it looks reasonable at a first blush. I forget, are eldrae from that era significantly stronger physically than humans? If so that answers my next question - here, the reason most DP guns standardized on the 127mm caliber is that it's about the biggest thing that can be manhandled into a gun breach 15-20 times per minute. (You can manhandle 155mm shells but a lot slower, and the loaders will wear out a lot faster. Also, 155mm/6" used bag charges for longer than 127mm did - for land-based guns IIRC they still do.)
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IIRC the RN ran into that as a problem with the 5.25" DP guns in WW2 - in theory they had better range and more payload but wore out the gunners much faster than the smaller DP guns and also didn't achieve nearly as high an ROF in practice.
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Autoloaders changed all of that - hell, we build a 10RPM 203mm autoloader in 1947 (and designed it in about 1944 IIRC), and there are 130mm autoloaders that can manage 60RPM (and 76mm ones that manage 120-150RPM), but by the time that came around the standards were set.
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Eliera has lighter gravity than Earth
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I'm pretty sure the Empire of the WW2-equivalent-era had autoloaders; I think the Empire placed a higher priority on crew requirement reduction than we did
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:07 AM
And they might be less likely to be driven by the same kind of inertia we are, where "well, we already do it this way so why change" is a powerful force.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:07 AM
That was the big deal that I forgot.
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Yeah, I think I'll trim the reactors back to four. Mostly, the intention was both heavy power usage and redundancy - we never actually built any BBNs, but I suspect redundancy would be very much on the mind of people designing power systems for ships that might get into coilgun duels.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:49 AM
Definitely. IIRC most all the cruisers had two for exactly that reason.
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(and similarly, that's why newer subs don't - if something hits you hard enough to bollix the reactor, it's either beer-can time, or at best, surface-and-surrender time)
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Yeah. a sub that has that concern would need to be a real chonky sub, with some amazing compartmentalization. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:51 AM
I can't remember if the Typhoon/Akula did or not.
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Yep, they had two.
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Each of which was a bit less powerful than the single reactor on the LA class.
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(How much less, I'm not sure - the Soviet ones claim 195MW thermal, the Americans ones claim something like 165MW mechanical, so I think the S6G is a fair bit beefier.)
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(I suspect that sort of thing may not show up in 'verse until someone from the maritime architect version of Eye-in-the-Flame decides it's time to build a submersible BBV, with extra torpedoes.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:54 AM
Hah!
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Or tricksy enough drones that whether to call it an SSVN or SSGN is kind of academic?
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Or goes full SHIELD and decides that what the world really needs is having to distinguish between cruiser, aviation and cruiser, aviating .
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:55 AM
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Or goes full SHIELD and decides that what the world really needs is having to distinguish between cruiser, aviation and cruiser, aviating .
submersible cruiser, aviating
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I can't remember if the Typhoon/Akula did or not.
it makes sense that the typhoon had two... she more or less was two Delta pressure hulls in one sub.
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Regarding calibers and strength, it's less the gravity - 0.94 g vs. 1 g wouldn't make that much of a different, I suspect - and more a combination of two factors - One of them being autoloading: their obsession with automation for assorted reasons meant those came in earlier and rather more pervasively - they were using them on the Ulricik Bancrach, which is a good two generations earlier than this; and The other being that they train people to, in the most literal possible way, lift with your mind as well as your muscles. Supplemental PK to maximize efficiency, belike.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:03 AM
So, functionally stronger even when they were still manhandling shells, basically?
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Of course, as noted elsewhere, that burns through a lot of sugar, but that is covered by some characteristics of navy esklav and any suspicious resemblances noted between the ship's bakery and Sugarcube Corner.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:05 AM
I have always wondered what the practical limit on autoloaders actually is.
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The old 8"/55 autoloaders on the Des Moines class managed 10RPM. But so did AGS on the Zumwalts.
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But that's a 155mm. I wonder if that's mostly because LRLAP was so stinkin' long.
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They also get simplified quite a bit in the mass driver era when you don't have to worry about loading powder, too.
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Hrm.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:09 AM
True. In fact, you might hit into the power supply being the ROF limit, instead of the rate of actualyl stuffing shells into the breech. (edited)
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(FWIW, OTO Melara claims the main reason their 76mm tops out at 120RPM is that any faster than that, and accuracy goes to hell because the barrel hasn't had time to stop oscillating.)
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Of course, as noted elsewhere, that burns through a lot of sugar, but that is covered by some characteristics of navy esklav and any suspicious resemblances noted between the ship's bakery and Sugarcube Corner.
"i hadnt had bread in three weeks, its all brioche"
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-> brioche and ham sandwich
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...my brain is now coming up with the notion of turning the magazine into what amounts to one long-but-folded linear motor designed to pick up the top shell and toss it into the breech. I think that's just an engineergasm.
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"i hadnt had bread in three weeks, its all brioche"
"Let them eat cake. No, seriously, give them some damn cake, they can work twice as hard that way."
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Jade Nekotenshi
I have always wondered what the practical limit on autoloaders actually is.
[eve online 500mm autocannon has entered the chat]
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:12 AM
Hah!
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BRRRT
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:13 AM
Apparently the main reasons the USN never designed a 406mm autoloader is that the writing was on the wall for big guns by the time anyone thought to ask.
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Axial coilgun, except the barrel is really short and what runs the length of the ship is the magazine, and a very big spring.
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recoil operated spinal artillery
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M1 battleship
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ping
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:15 AM
(And nobody's really thought to ask about amping up the ROF on anything bigger than the 5"-class. Russia, with their AK-130 and its fixed ammo, and Sweden with that funky Bofors 120mm that managed 90RPM.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:15 AM
at this point it may accidentally serve as secondary propolsion
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turreted chem orion
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Aircraft carrier: demonstrates 700mi aircraft range Naval gun designer: I feel challenged!
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Artifice Armaments: invents the gun-launched missile Eye-in-the-Flame: invents the gun-launched aircraft EitF skunkworks: invents the gun-launched gun
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its guns all the way down
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also: gunlaunched aircraft that gunlaunches drones
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...long story short, we should never have shown the chief designer that copy of From the Earth to the Moon .
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(IIRC, the Columbiad was a 900' long 720" gun, so you could probably fit one on a battleship hull. Emphasis on the "one", because the result would be the gunboatiest gunboat/monitor ever. I name thee Glass Cannon, and may god help all who sail in her.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:29 AM
"will turn into a sub (or a sunken reef) if you angle upwards too much before firing" (edited)
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I briefly considered the question of how thick the anchor chains would need to be if you wanted to fire twice, before concluding that the real question was what the hell you would fasten them to.
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other ships
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On the other hand, if you position yourself correctly before aiming, you only need to carry fuel for the outbound voyage.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:33 AM
I am slightly reminded of this: https://www.forgeworld.co.uk/en-AU/Dark-Eldar-Reaper-2018 What happens when GW's evil space elves take their normal moderately armed gunboat, remove the carrying capacity and guns, and replace it with a spinal weapon. Possibly the only proper spinal weapon in the game, actually. (yes, they're the glass cannon faction. And this is what their gunboat normally looks like: https://www.games-workshop.com/en-AU/Drukhari-Raider)
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This being 40K, I half-expected it to have vertebrae.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:41 AM
This being the Drukhari, it does.
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As decoration.
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The poor bastards they were taken from are probably still alive.
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A gun that shoots spines. Rest of person optional.
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Jade Nekotenshi
The poor bastards they were taken from are probably still alive.
the guys who make the imperium look good in comparison! (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:44 AM
I mean, it's 40K. The Imperium often does look like the good guys by comparison. Especially if you look at the Space Wolves, Salamanders, Ultramarines, some Iron Hands successors or some of the saner Sororitas orders.
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(Well, OK, the Tau are mostly just communists, which by comparison isn't that bad, and the Eldar are mostly just intensely ethno-nationalist, which all things considered, could also be a helluva lot worse.)
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Jade Nekotenshi
(Well, OK, the Tau are mostly just communists, which by comparison isn't that bad, and the Eldar are mostly just intensely ethno-nationalist, which all things considered, could also be a helluva lot worse.)
The Tau are closer to fascism imo because they have the whole official caste system which would always be papered under propaganda in a communist regime, as well as the ethnonationalism and "Blue Man's Burden" stuff (edited)
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they're certainly a planned economy but not all of those are communist
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:47 AM
True enough - I won't dispute that. Either way, centralized, heavily planned, authoritarian, and covered in a heavy layer of propaganda. Which makes them among the least of the 'verse's many evils.
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Under the official Imperial Regime Classification System, both are simply designated as "viable targets".
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:48 AM
Yeah, that sounds about right.
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I think the Eldar might be the only 40K faction the Empire wouldn't need a very good reason not to fight on sight. (OK, the Tau might be OK if they stayed over in their corner and didn't try to export their philosophy and spread by force.) (edited)
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Or "the universe's gift to people who feel bad for the ballistics testing dummies".
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:49 AM
Tyranids, though, might be "OK, let's make a truce with the various factions of fascists, violent brutes and robotic nutbags long enough to kill these with ludicrous quantities of gamma rays".
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"We're gonna need concentration camps. As in camps where all these people can concentrate real hard on not being assholes."
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Jade Nekotenshi
I think the Eldar might be the only 40K faction the Empire wouldn't need a very good reason not to fight on sight. (OK, the Tau might be OK if they stayed over in their corner and didn't try to export their philosophy and spread by force.) (edited)
the old "associated worlds vs warhammer" debate would according to @Overmind end in a very pyrrhic Imperial (the human ones) victory due to sheer numbers, but I can't help but wonder if he's underestimating the Imperium's tendency to ignore a problem until it's too late
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:52 AM
And failure to adapt when it would skewer various sacred cows.
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the old "associated worlds vs warhammer" debate would according to @Overmind end in a very pyrrhic Imperial (the human ones) victory due to sheer numbers, but I can't help but wonder if he's underestimating the Imperium's tendency to ignore a problem until it's too late
I did end that post with
To sum up – unless the Imperium is smart enough to realize that it had better use all its biggest hammers right away, and not telegraph its blows, it’s in deep trouble, because it’s fighting people who are scarily adaptive given even half a chance.
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I did end that post with
To sum up – unless the Imperium is smart enough to realize that it had better use all its biggest hammers right away, and not telegraph its blows, it’s in deep trouble, because it’s fighting people who are scarily adaptive given even half a chance.
Which it is very likely not smart enough to lmao
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:53 AM
Also I think they'd be strongly inclined to lean on the individual superiority of the Astartes and Custodes, which I think would avail them very little against the Empire.
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Which it is very likely not smart enough to lmao
system designed to root out and shoot anyone with an original thought or hope of improving things yknow
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:54 AM
(Crisis suits? Sure, every rank-and-file soldier is wearing one. With a shield generator.)
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The worst part for them is that, well, the Imperium is pretty much the ur-example of a hydraulic empire with a single point of failure, plus all the factionalism of a fascist theocracy.
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Also, their space defenses suck.
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Give me one RKV, and the human problem can be reduced to manageability.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:56 AM
At least, from what I read of Imperial Legion light infantry, their armor maps pretty closely to a better Tau XV-8. Albeit maybe with a weapon that's got better range and ROF but not as much armor penetration.
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But yes, space defenses? Ooof.
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I wouldn't rate those super-highly even against Star Trek units.
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Give me one RKV, and the human problem can be reduced to manageability.
The problem with blowing up Terra is that the ensuing warp rift will eat half the galaxy
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:57 AM
Sure, they'd win every fight they got into, but the Trek ships can easily go around the Imperial ones.
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(This is, I hasten to note, pretty much standard-issue Imperial doctrine. Don't fight the barbarians when you can get the barbarians to fight each other for free if you poke them in just - the - right - place.)
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The problem with blowing up Terra is that the ensuing warp rift will eat half the galaxy
In other words the single point of failure also fails everyone except the Chaos Gods
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Problematic, indeed.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:58 AM
Kinda more or less. Though the Eldar are on the edge of getting Cegorach able to function, and that might keep even them at bay for at least a little while.
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Now, if Cegorach and the Transcend could hammer out a deal... (Well, OK, a contract. If the Eldar are based on the fae, you'd think their gods might at least keep their contracts.)
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On the other hand, that raises the question of how exactly the warp responds to weakly godlike superintelligences.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 11:59 AM
Cegorach, at least, is not necessarily inimical to other sophont life.
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Using its response to the Tyranid hive mind as an example, one might argue that it basically removes the weakly .
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Jade Nekotenshi
Cegorach, at least, is not necessarily inimical to other sophont life.
wonder how long the Void Dragon would be able to keep that rift closed if Emps kicked it, on the subject of nonhostile gods (edited)
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In which case a whole bunch of psykers' eyes just started glowing from the inside, and the first Constructive Power has some issues to raise with absolutely everyone . (And as a big ol' perfectly ordered machine mind, inside the Eye of Harmony, reality is absolutely and completely its bitch.)
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"Synapse moon says what?"
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Actually, if that is the case, that might well be the appropriate strategy. Keep building synapse moons and sending them out to the marches to reformat local reality into something Inimical To Your Silly Games. (Don't, hrm, the Blackstone Fortresses do some sort of reality formatting like this in 40K canon? My lore is lacking.)
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AFAIR they "just" have psychic gridfire weapons
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nothing doing targetted reformatting
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besides increasing entropy
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I think I mean the Cadian Pylons. Oh, well.
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So I'm about to head out and do some sleeping, but I've been putting together a a-bit-but-not-hugely-ahead-of-now battlecarrier design to post, and before I finish it, I'd be mighty appreciative if anyone so inclined would like to take a look at the rough specs in the attached and tell me if my numbers look hugely off to them. Thanks muchly!
...and posted.
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DSD [He/They] 09/13/2022 1:37 PM
They reality-format to base reality a la the Emergency Reality Enforcement Facility.
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Ah, but once you can reality-format...
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DSD [He/They] 09/13/2022 1:38 PM
Hmm. I think the Necrons do have some things like that.
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Can't remember specifics other than a sun-snuffing out thing.
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Also, incidentally, if y'all haven't seen this one-page RPG about building the world's greatest battleships, you really should: https://twitter.com/TheDreadShips/status/1568608203356704769/photo/1
Just what you never needed - a one-page RPG about building the world's greatest battleships*. All the thrill and excitement of welding hundreds of tons of steel into unexpected shapes, only to find the British getting there first... Enjoy! *citation needed
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i dearly love the nonsense stat
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MOAR TUMBLEHOME.
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DSD [He/They] 09/13/2022 1:49 PM
This is awesome.
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That whole account is made of win. (Also full of lose.)
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looking through the answers. wtf is the Massena. https://twitter.com/TheDreadShips/status/1568610398718271492
@quietest1one Because against all expectation, they did actually press on long enough for things like this to actually touch water
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Wanted to record: Fat Bottomed Boats 🎶 Oh, won't you tumblehome tonight? 🎶
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Jade Nekotenshi
Now, if Cegorach and the Transcend could hammer out a deal... (Well, OK, a contract. If the Eldar are based on the fae, you'd think their gods might at least keep their contracts.)
im pretty sure the transcend would work for a thousand years to weed out all the "lol give me your soul" clauses
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As well as perhaps making sure that they are bound to hold up their end of the contract, given the consequences that default would bring? (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 1:59 PM
Hmm, yes, I can't imagine Cegorach being any less devious than oh, say, Mab.
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At least Mab (IIRC) is meaningfully bound by, if nothing else, the letter of her word, no?
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As well as (IIRC) not being able to outright lie.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 2:03 PM
True.
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She is, however, amazingly good at omission and paltering...
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True. Again, though. A sufficiently vacuum-tight contract would work with Mab, as, again, she cannot lie nor break her given word (at least without consequences).
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 2:05 PM
Oh, on the BBV design: one thing that struck me - why so few SAMs with so many land-attack VLS?
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Or are those rather like Mk 41/SYLVER, and can be filled with SAMs too if needed?
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With Cegorach, they may or may not require an additional stick to prevent Cegorach just walking and screwing them over?
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Oh, on the BBV design: one thing that struck me - why so few SAMs with so many land-attack VLS?
i thought the same, probably some dedicated escort ships? and the mounted SAMs being mostly fallback
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 2:30 PM
I suppose that's along the lines of modern carriers/LHDs, too.
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A Ford-class has 44 RIM-116 and 24 RIM-162
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Ah, no, that’s not a count of missiles. That’s a count of launchers.
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As with the Ford-class’s two and two launchers, they’re eminently reloadable. (The VLS cells, less so, at this point.)
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But to a large extent, defense is the responsibility of the screen, yes.
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With Cegorach, they may or may not require an additional stick to prevent Cegorach just walking and screwing them over?
Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 8:45 PM
Cegorach is capable of reasonable behaviour and has several firm goals. If the Transcend can uphold their end of the bargain - which will mean solving some very hard problems like "save Isha from Nurgle" and "no you cannot just exterminate the drukhari they're just as much my children as the aeldari" - then he'll honour his end too.
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but I think even he would admit that most of the dark eldar leadership is gonna have to go. The rank and file has several positive traits at least? Even if it would be a nightmare to drag them back to ethical hedonism instead of "our very existence depends on torturing others". And the sadomasochism is going squick the hell out of the eldrae. Even the completely consensual loyalty-bonding sadomascochism that every squad engages in.
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but I think even he would admit that most of the dark eldar leadership is gonna have to go. The rank and file has several positive traits at least? Even if it would be a nightmare to drag them back to ethical hedonism instead of "our very existence depends on torturing others". And the sadomasochism is going squick the hell out of the eldrae. Even the completely consensual loyalty-bonding sadomascochism that every squad engages in.
"dark eldar" and "consensual" do not belong in the same sentence
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 9:02 PM
Hey, they know what consent is - they just usually give an imaginary nunber of fucks about it!
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 9:12 PM
they don't care about it in relation to non-eldar. They very much care about it in relation to other eldar. Now, they may utterly ignore it, but when they do that its very much on purpose and part of dominance games. Which, ironically, also means that it is abhorrent between 'equals' and gets you executed. But that sort of thing is mostly in the novels
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also from the novels: many drukhari are terrified of the harlequins and will be scrupulously polite and civil around them. Not pretend to be, actually meaning it. Which is why I think that if Cegorach basically took the reins of their society, there would be plenty of grumbling but most would fall into line with the new order.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 9:24 PM
I think that's probably right, with the exception of a few real old folks like Vect.
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(Well, OK, it's somewhat unclear how old Vect really is, but)
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Wasn't he around for the actual Fall?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 9:26 PM
Maybe.
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That's the somewhat unclear bit.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 9:42 PM
He claims to be but he may be lying
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Multiple people have verified him being a former slave, though. So was another kabal leader. That path seems to breed the cruelest leaders.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/13/2022 10:11 PM
IIRC there was something where Eldrad confirms that he knew Vect, and that he was ancient when they first met, but that doesn't say a whole lot other than "he's not much younger than Eldrad, if at all". I can't remember if Eldrad is actually old enough to have been around for the Fall or not. I think so.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:34 PM
Vect is widely agreed to be the one responsible for the "modern" system of drukhari government; he founded the kabal system and was instrumental in overthrowing the older one. I think the old one was mostly lineage based and more closely resembled pre-Fall eldar? Instead of the current "twisted meritocratic"
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Vect is definitely one of the oldest eldar still alive and there's rumours he's made a deal with something. Nothing but hints though. If there was proof he'd get murdered; "no dealing with demons" is one of the very few hard laws on their society and provokes everyone to dogpile the guilty party. For flavours of everyone that include nicely asking harlequins and corsairs to help and accepting those groups tipping off the craftworlds if needed
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(I wouldn't call that Evil Has Standards as much as "evil has a healthy self preservation instinct and knows exactly what is at stake")
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...ye gads, the drukhari would have zero issues agreeing with the Lay Accords. I can't think of any of their weapons that breach them and most of the violations are things they think are foolish. There's not a lot of 40k factions who would agree.
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Well, they're not going to get into trouble with Chapter I.
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Chapters II-XVI, on the other hand, may be a mite problematic.
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:47 PM
Ah, right, I forgot the general rules of civil war were in that same document
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Yeah, those bits about mistreatment of prisoners, terrorism, and indiscriminate attacks on non-military targets are likely to be a problem.
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(Of course, the Ley Accords may not be particularly relevant to anyone’s conduct in this scenario, since they are the reciprocal arrangement that the Geneva Convention was conceived as.
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The 40K polities being the 40K polities, I think we might be on safe grounds to assume that they’d opt for handing the Empire a “no, no, unrestricted warfare is fine by us” permission slip instead.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/13/2022 11:58 PM
Granted there would absolutely be a few smart kabals and wych cults who would carefully read the document and decide that well, the challenging "shock and awe" parts of a raid are absolutely the best part. So in exchange for a cure for soul-sickness, noetic backups that don't involve blackmail from the haemonculi and eternal protection from Slaanesh? Deal. Who wants some mercs who specialise in atmospheric raids and target extraction?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/14/2022 12:00 AM
Now that I think about it, yeah, their usual choice of weapons, while nasty, isn't exactly world-wrecking.
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Though I do wonder what happens to splinter shots that miss.
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(or that bounce off shields, armor, etc)
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0111narwhalz 09/14/2022 12:01 AM
[violent Isaac Newton noises]
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 12:02 AM
Same as the eldrae shots that miss; they have similar "fragment needles off a block and accelerate" weapons tech.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/14/2022 12:02 AM
I'm thinking more like - they're shards of condensed poison. Do those hang around, poisoning the environment, or do they poof fairly quickly?
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Shuriken weapons certainly aren't any more of a problem than bullets, but.
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Or are they in a form that's pretty inert outside the bloodstream of some kind of animal?
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 12:03 AM
The poison is added to the crystal and they have different types. They could pick a better one or leave it off entirely
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/14/2022 12:03 AM
True.
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 12:06 AM
Dark lances are implied to be antimatter in some editions and what we'd call plasma in others. That seems manageable. They'd possibly get told to knock it off with the agonisers though. Eye in the Flame would have something nice to replace it with, I'm sure.
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i'd also expect it like taking 10 minutes until the transcend comes up with a computerised wraithbone manufactory that just makes any and all ammo concerns void
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with new ammo types making the poison stuff unnecessary fast :V
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SG-1 moment: “This [holds up Goa'uld staff] is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. This [holds up P90 machine gun] is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy.”
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 1:43 AM
unrelated to the verse, absolutely related to the Discourse, this is the weirdest bug I've seen in ages and I'm not entirely sure if it's actually something on my end or a connection glitch. I'm reading the "Post-Contact Hilarity" thread. When I scroll down with the mouse wheel while my cursor is on the text, the text will turn bold. It stays bold for about 2-3 seconds after I stop scrolling, then revert to normal. If my cursor is in the whitespace to the left, this doesn't happen. If I use the keyboard to scroll, this doesn't happen. And if I use the mousewheel to scroll up, this doesn't happen. Only down and with my cursor in the correct spot. (I am not expecting anyone to fix this, I'm sharing for sheer "wtf?!" value)
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SG-1 moment: “This [holds up Goa'uld staff] is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. This [holds up P90 machine gun] is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy.”
im still waiting on terra built staff rifles and zat-smgs
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there was something like that in the old AEG Stargate SG-1 RPG
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they had (of course) an offworld colony of nazis that went native on the little crapworld they got stuck on. The techs there basically made staff-weapon style LMG and Assault Rifle versions.
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cruder, but effective enough.
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 3:40 AM
"scare the everloving bejeezus out of them" weapons have a tactical place. Admittedly a lot less so against trained soldiers who have neural modifications to prevent succumbing to terror.
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i'm reminded of a ficlet where it's revealed that the Go'ould are essentially engaging in constant formalized / game warfare. In other words, teirhain, albeit with less focus on 'honor' and more on 'lets not break out the sun extinguishers, k?'
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and then comes along SG-1, who are very effective but have no idea of this state of affairs. And they actually don't fall afoul of this - until someone frames them for blowing up a planet, and they are suddenly in a much more serious war. (edited)
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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from the same author of that one fic about stargate programming
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"Do you think the Goa'uld have no such weapons? Of course we do! We all have such weapons! And that is why we do not use them. If we fought our wars with world crushers and star bombs then the galaxy would burn. And so we agree not to use them, and we agree not to bombard each other's worlds from space, and we fight our petty little proxy wars with Jaffa soldiers and staff weapons and by this means alone the galaxy is preserved for us to do with as we will."
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Dark lances are implied to be antimatter in some editions and what we'd call plasma in others. That seems manageable. They'd possibly get told to knock it off with the agonisers though. Eye in the Flame would have something nice to replace it with, I'm sure.
On a point of interest, the agonizer/algetic whip does exist in the Empire's armamentarium. They're not used much: as with research here, wide-area low-level agonizers serve as area denial systems, and some experimentation was done with brief, high-level pain induction as a possible stunner tech. Those are considered legit because the rules of civilized warfare ban torture, not pain induction, and the intent ain't the same.
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 6:58 AM
ahh, okay. I thought disabling someone with pain would fall foul of their torture laws. Which means yay, platypus are not illegal in the Empire XD
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Well, if the disabling function is "keep them too busy writhing in inescapable agony to do anything", that would probably be Considered Problematic. (Of the uses above, the area-denial system is supposed to be escapable, because that's it's function, and the stunner variant is supposed to hit you with a brief pulse of agony to knock you out, at which point you aren't feeling anything.)
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The latter was never considered a successful stunner tech - and thus is unlikely to be found except for the odd prototype - since jolts of intense agony turned out to, once again, put the lethal in less lethal weaponry.
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Morgrim Moon 09/14/2022 7:06 AM
yeah. The drukhari use them partially because of sadism, partially because (mechanically) they're great at putting wounds on enemies that have high armour or toughness
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(There's also the problem that not every species responds to pain the same way, and while the incapacitation/shut-down response is common, it's not universal. Use one of those "stunners" on a kaeth, for example, what you'll find you actually have is a convenient mechanism for inducing berserk blood-rages. Some old-time kaeth warlords might have considered using them on their own troops for that effect, were it not that in practice, a few barrels of moonshine also works.)
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((This is also one of the reasons why it is vitally important to read the pamphlets before attempting cross-species intimacy.))
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/14/2022 7:24 AM
considers how that would apply to the SNW-retcon Gorn, and assumes things just get stickier from there...
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"scare the everloving bejeezus out of them" weapons have a tactical place. Admittedly a lot less so against trained soldiers who have neural modifications to prevent succumbing to terror.
I think the OMRDs rejoinder to that would probably be along the lines of "death is scary". 😛
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(There's also the problem that not every species responds to pain the same way, and while the incapacitation/shut-down response is common, it's not universal. Use one of those "stunners" on a kaeth, for example, what you'll find you actually have is a convenient mechanism for inducing berserk blood-rages. Some old-time kaeth warlords might have considered using them on their own troops for that effect, were it not that in practice, a few barrels of moonshine also works.)
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/14/2022 8:02 AM
Shades of Twilight: 2300/2300 AD where the aliens got smarter when stressed
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Got to love the kafers.
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not the same puns
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Some notes on the reasons behind the BB/CV battle group doctrine, historical, technical, and Doylist. https://eldraeverse.discourse.group/t/and-a-desert-topping/488/3?u=avatar
Well, the first answer that springs to mind is “why did they keep unretiring the Iowa-class battleships?”, with the answer being “because sometimes what you need is a heaping helping of fire support”. I note that the serious complaint about those battleships was never that the big guns weren’t useful; it was that they were old, expensive-to-upgr...
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2022 8:02 AM
Or the equally-bad-from-a-Doylist-perspective case where the surface force knocks down all the incoming AShMs and the attacker, now out of ammo, beetles off to reload before being run down.
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Indeed.
08:32
I find myself looking at this DARPA proposal this morning:
08:34
...and I note that stretching this enough to add 3x3 mass drivers is probably not all that far from where this school of thought is heading in the long run.
08:36
(And suddenly that "I'm flat and violent" design starts looking rather close to an BB(S), doesn't it? Hmph.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 8:40 AM
"I am the crankiest iron"
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🎶 The captain there among them had the big iron [on|as] his ship... 🎶
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angry pancake
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Already got one of those! (edited)
09:14
Ultimately, may be angry cigar.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 9:18 AM
angry doorstop? But no, you'd want more slope for that
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angry flipped over slug
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Ah, quora. On the reasons not to build the Montana-class:
So since King Ghidorah was dead already, there’s no need for the US to build a slightly more mundane version of Mechagodzilla.
09:24
...Gojira-class dreadnought when? (Sorry, forgot the likely builders. Make that Gojira-class "gun destroyer".)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2022 9:44 AM
"SSGN but not an SS"
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Thinking of submarines in general, what's the opinion on the virtues of X-layout vs. +-layout control surfaces?
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In further interesting submarine questions/thoughts: * What's the difference between a missile tube and a supercavitating torpedo tube anyway? * With careful choice of wavelength, is there any particular reason why you couldn't use point-defense lasers underwater? * AKV is to missile as what is to torpedo? * Everything is air-droppable at least one-- GODDAMMIT NO.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 10:18 AM
torpedo tubes are horizontal. Dedicated missile tubes tend to be vertical. If you have a horizontally-launched missile, you just send it out the torpedo tube
10:20
I'd need to actually check, but my gut says point-defense lasers won't be great underwater because 1) you can't use the "dump heat into" technique when you're in the planet's best heat sink, 2) water properties change a lot with location and depth and temperature and time of day but in theory this one may be solvable with sufficient AI, and 3) a lot of big lasers start doing Weird Shit in mediums with a much lower speed of light
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I was thinking more in terms of engineering than orientation, considering the notion that if you are fitting 216 VLS cells to your Daikaiju anyway, then you might as well consider the notion of stuffing a bunch of them with supercavitating torpedoes. Disadvantage: having to pause briefly to reorient after the gas charge puffs you clear of the boat. Advantage: being able to readily launch the torpedo version of the Macross Missile Massacre.
10:21
("They flooded how many tubes?")
10:23
And, yeah, I think you're right about the limitations of the underwater laser pd. Alas. It would be nice to have a convenient way to pre-detonate incoming torpedoes.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 10:23 AM
radio
10:24
you can jam a lot of them, or redirect, or foul up their systems in other ways. Assuming it's a smart torpedo. Dumb torpedos... well, they're dumb, but all you can do is dodge
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Hrm. Let's go back a generation in terms of point defense techs I'm ripping off. Supercavitating gyrojet autocannon! (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/15/2022 10:27 AM
water is bad for light
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Yeah, once I punched numbers on that one I got a max range of something like 50m under optimal conditions.
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0111narwhalz 09/15/2022 10:29 AM
there's a reason the bottom of the ocean is famously dark
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So let's go with the shooting down torpedoes using tiny anti-torpedo torpedoes supercavitating self-propelled bullets.
10:31
(Note: on the assumption that while an attack submarine can dodge dumb torpedoes, a hypothetical BB(S) is a big fat target that probably steers like a cow. Even if it's a fairly agile cow.)
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 10:33 AM
if their early homing torpedo tech is anything like ours, then "sacrificial magnets" might work
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Oh, this is very definitely late, late-generation designing.
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Morgrim Moon 09/15/2022 10:34 AM
the back-breaker torpedoes weren't actually very good if they smacked into the ship. They did damage, but the armour was designed to take direct impacts. They worked by getting under the ship and exploding, and exploiting the cavitation effects and the ship's own weight to try and snap the vessel in half. And they used magnets to sense when
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ahh, nvm then
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Specifically, I'm trying to project forward from my 'verse revision of that DARPA concept (i.e., flat BB with lots of VLS tubes and three mass driver turrets) to the next generation where someone points out that at this point surface ship and submarine designs are coming very close to convergence, ergo what the hell, let's merge the BB(X) and the SS(X) designs into the BS(X).
10:43
That ship layout is sufficiently flattened that it probably isn't hard to move its internals over into a flattened-ovoid-teardrop submarine hullform. Propulsion and maneuvering features we take direct from the sub. The missile tubes translate straight over.
10:45
The mass driver turrets are useless underwater, but a suitably streamlined version with extra waterproofing makes for a nice deck gun reborn, and lets it fulfil the bombardment missions expected of the BB, only with the option to submerge and run away before the shells even hit.
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Which leaves me with questions like: * what about close-in defense, to replace the laser CIWS of the BB? We have anti-torpedo decoys and so forth, but it would be nice to have something more direct if it could be made to work. (Like the aforementioned supercav gyroc Phalanxes.) * since anti-submarine capabilities are going to be more important than close-in surface/anti-air capabilities (especially since ), I'll throw out the DP mass drivers from the BB and replace them with the half-dozen torpedo tubes from the SS. Probably all in a chin mount, unless there's some reason to revive stern tubes, and I don't think there is. * a couple of special tubes to deploy recon drones when submerged? Recovery capability after surfacing is probably acceptable; if you can't surface, writing off the drone is probably okay. * we can probably squeeze in a diver deployment module under the missile tubes somewhere, maybe even a very-minisub bay.
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...oh, no. Make that a deployable low-profile buoy for deploying and recovering drones while submerged.
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Yeah, once I punched numbers on that one I got a max range of something like 50m under optimal conditions.
BluejayHurricane 09/15/2022 11:07 AM
Yeah, I was thinking about comlinks for autonomous UROVs. You're almost better off periodically dispatching a small vehicle to travel to the surface.
11:08
If you're willing to use a kilopower reactor, you can get about 2000 feet.
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And goodness knows I'm always willing to use moar reactor.
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BluejayHurricane 09/15/2022 11:09 AM
Yeah, but with too much more power, you start boiling the water around you, and then it gets unpleasant.
11:09
Also, today's SMBC is wrong. https://www.smbc-comics.com
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Interesting
11:09
41 is interesting; it's a twin prime
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"Hydroplanes? No, those are radiators."
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BluejayHurricane 09/15/2022 11:10 AM
With 43
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And, yeah, I think you're right about the limitations of the underwater laser pd. Alas. It would be nice to have a convenient way to pre-detonate incoming torpedoes.
you may be able to do some sonic bullshittery
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and phased arrays are easier with sound
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Hmm.
13:21
SONIC IMPLOSION CANNON.
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probably not as impressive as the name suggests but if you can call something an implosion cannon, you do
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2022 1:28 PM
I'm betting anti-torpedo torpedoes are somewhat practical: the real limit there today is the resolution and range of sonar, which trade off against each other.
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There's probably some fancy signal-processing thing you can do to work around that sort of thing. (edited)
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You could probably merge sensor data from multiple torpedoes with something something interferometry.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/15/2022 3:03 PM
I'd think you could also cheat by using low-resolution but long range LF sonar to get the general direction and then use HF sonar terminal homing. Also, I wonder about semi-active sonar? Sure, a sub doesn't want to ping but if torpedoes are already inbound, staying stealthy is probably no longer in the cards.
15:03
(Unless you're unluckily in the way of torpedoes bound for someone else)
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Also, today's SMBC is wrong. https://www.smbc-comics.com
BizarroLand ♀ 09/15/2022 3:28 PM
SMBC is a puzzle
15:28
Sometimes it's funny but a lot of the strips are just depressing (edited)
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Also, today's SMBC is wrong. https://www.smbc-comics.com
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Story
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In further interesting submarine questions/thoughts: * What's the difference between a missile tube and a supercavitating torpedo tube anyway? * With careful choice of wavelength, is there any particular reason why you couldn't use point-defense lasers underwater? * AKV is to missile as what is to torpedo? * Everything is air-droppable at least one-- GODDAMMIT NO.
i want to say the naval equivalent of a AKV is either a very-smart-mine or a better torpedo
16:21
a very smart mine being, essentially, a small, fast, expendable submarine which can surface suddenly to launch small missiles or munitions before anything can shoot it, and optionally ram the enemy and blow up.
16:24
Half of the battlefield impedes bullets and explosions, and the enemy must stick their butt into it at all times. A excellent situation for swarm tactics.
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in other words, combine a fish school with
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Is that one of the Ancient missile/drones from Stargate?
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(which is a bit of a silly weapon. If you have something strong enough to punch through enemy ship hulls, put it on your ships.)
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Buggy
(which is a bit of a silly weapon. If you have something strong enough to punch through enemy ship hulls, put it on your ships.)
Are you suggesting a return to ramming actions?
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Zarpaulek
Are you suggesting a return to ramming actions?
no, a more in-depth response would be... essentially, its pretty unlikely to have exactly the right technological capabilities that Drones, as shown in Stargate, make sense at all as a weapon of war
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Drones are: A self-propelled swarming weapon. Alright that makes sense. Which attacks enemy ships by ramming through them. What. And is one of the most effective weapons the ancients have. what. (edited)
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there's so many issues with that. How do they penetrate shields and enemy armor which is possibly thicker than their entire length? Why not simply put that system on a bullet, or a naquadria bomb. If it's a matter of durability, why aren't your ships using that unobtainium as armor?
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also weapons don't exist in a vacuum. Where are the anti-drone defense systems? Where are the Goa'uld imitations of the system? Etc.
05:49
pretty much for the drone weapon to exist as it does, you must have such a technological advantage over your opponent that you're only using drones because they're cool and you don't need anything better.
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Morgrim Moon 09/16/2022 6:55 AM
is it plausible that drones are their shiny new weapons that have completely changed the paradigm, and everyone is still scrambling for good counters to them? Because that's certainly happened a few times in history
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Hmm, i'm not sure how much of the Ancient historical timeline we know about. It's possible
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there's so many issues with that. How do they penetrate shields and enemy armor which is possibly thicker than their entire length? Why not simply put that system on a bullet, or a naquadria bomb. If it's a matter of durability, why aren't your ships using that unobtainium as armor?
Why did we invent missiles when we already had artillery shells?
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Why did we invent missiles when we already had artillery shells?
Missiles have a payload. Drones don't, even though sticking a small naquadria bomb in one could reduce the number you need from "hundreds" to "one"
07:21
you still might want a swarm of them to get around point defenses, except we never see point defenses.
07:23
i suppose they could be a anti-fighter weapon, like how they're used to defend Earth that one time
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also weapons don't exist in a vacuum. Where are the anti-drone defense systems? Where are the Goa'uld imitations of the system? Etc.
you mean the goa'uld who seem to be mostly incapable of making new stuff and all use the same equipment in mostly same ways?
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i suppose they could be a anti-fighter weapon, like how they're used to defend Earth that one time
but they're hilariously overkill if that's the case. I don't know if we've ever seen drones actually be ineffective against a ship. Normally the hard part is getting the ZPMs for powering them or something.
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you mean the goa'uld who seem to be mostly incapable of making new stuff and all use the same equipment in mostly same ways?
fair, but didn't one of them invent a whole time machine or something? There's probably a innovator or two in the bunch
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hence why mostly :D could well be that theres tries for imitation, and those just didnt make it through the Goauld fleet to matter
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also, they're just the easy example. there's the wraith, the replicators, the ori...
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or to any stage where they could have been field -ed/-tested
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the asgardians
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probably a few others
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IIRC both the ori and the asgard are on a similar tech level as pre-ascension ancients were?
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i dont remember drones being used against the ori, so no idea if they'd been effective
07:27
asgard beam cannons did well enough since after the tech transfer
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it's more a question of why doesn't the arsenal of X's military include drones, since they've proven to be very effective and at least a couple races are close to the Ancients technologically
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i guess you could call that a media thing. It's easier, narratively, to depict a race as having one 'signature' weapon
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could well just be a tech path the others didnt take because it didnt give them any extra stuff over their already working equipment
07:30
for most of what drones are used, an asgard beam does well enough
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DSD [He/They] 09/16/2022 7:30 AM
I guess you could handwave a difficult-to-scale-up touch-ranged disintegrator.
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also, why are we arguing about the tech choices of a 90s scifi show
07:30
late 90s/early 00s
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Morgrim Moon 09/16/2022 7:31 AM
because it's fun?
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Cornflakes
could well just be a tech path the others didnt take because it didnt give them any extra stuff over their already working equipment
i guess that could be it, though that wouldn't be my first guess. If we extrapolate up from current military tech, it tends to converge more than diverge. Everyone uses bullets.
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also, why are we arguing about the tech choices of a 90s scifi show
because it's a good show?
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Buggy
i guess that could be it, though that wouldn't be my first guess. If we extrapolate up from current military tech, it tends to converge more than diverge. Everyone uses bullets.
that doesnt have to hold true over expanding technical horizons tho
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Buggy
because it's a good show?
not disagreeing there, but i feel that stuff is outside of what any of the writers spent a thought on 😄
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Morgrim Moon 09/16/2022 7:33 AM
yeah, but it's the whole Watsonian vs Doylist thing. Yes, we know the Doylist reason - distinctive weapons make for better TV. But it's fun trying to figure out in-setting Watsonian reasons
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im disappointed that teleport-bomb weapons make for mostly bad visuals
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there's been some fun headcanon fanfiction about that, like stargates having glaring issues because the programmers were rushed, or the Go'uld having terrible militaries because they're all doing game wars between themselves anyway and have no real competitors. (edited)
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yeah, seen that stuff
07:36
was fun
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"eh we have a buffer overflow after 40 minutes, i'll just make it shut off after 38"
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So, here's a question for the morning. I can't see any particular reason why the coils for a coilgun would need to be the same size, as long as the field strength, switching, etc. is right. Anyone see any problems with that?
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Because I'm thinking about collapsible barrels.
10:41
After all, the coilgun barrel has the advantage of not having to withstand the sudden massive pressure spike of splody powder. While each segment has to be strong enough in tension to withstand the secondary force trying to push the coils apart, the primary force on the barrel, whether pushing or pulling, is compressive.
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Which is pretty much the best case for a multi-segment barrel. You could, say, divide the barrel into segments each of which is itself pie-sliced into three sections, then have those sections sequentially be fed onto rails on the outside of the barrel, proceed to the (current) end, then lock together and into place. The inter-slice locks would have to be strong enough to withstand the bursting forces on the coils, but the major force on the inter-segment lock is compressive, which this should handle with ease. (With the right design, if you spin the shell, the magnetic counterforce could be used to keep the joints tight.) (edited)
10:45
(And while this is all very fancy, since it's a coilgun, it doesn't have to care about being cheap to replace due to barrel wear, since the shell never touches the inside of the barrel.)
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it depends on what sort of coilgun you're talking about. A near-future one with coils of mundane materials and field strengths of sane-and-merely-very-high, yes
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Why am I suddenly caring about collapsible barrels? Well, because if you're gonna put a deck gun on a submarine, it would be kind of nice if you could pull the barrel back inside the turret fairing and not fuck up your hydrodynamics, yeah?
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 10:49 AM
put the turret in a fairing that closes over the barrel
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you (understandably) haven't given hard numbers, but i was under the impression that 'verse coilguns in the realm of "really, absurdly, barely-not-relativistic high velocity" For that, you probably need a new strategy that forgos coils. Like how the concept for particle weapons is a wakefield accelerator, which operates completely differently (edited)
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 10:51 AM
if it's a deck gun it shouldn't be too hard to have an elevator that pops it up to clear the fairing
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A 384mm has a bloody big barrel, is the thing, and it's easier to make a watertight fairing the size of the bore than one the size of the length.
10:52
...also, it would look cooler in the anime. But yeah, fair point.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 10:52 AM
also interrupting the coils sounds like you need electrical joints, and not small ones at that. and since it's for a submarine those joints are going to be under continual attack by seawater.
10:52
segments can just have bigass cables holding them together. that's not a problem.
10:52
but splitting a coil seems like way more trouble than it's worth.
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you could have a barrel that curves
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you (understandably) haven't given hard numbers, but i was under the impression that 'verse coilguns in the realm of "really, absurdly, barely-not-relativistic high velocity" For that, you probably need a new strategy that forgos coils. Like how the concept for particle weapons is a wakefield accelerator, which operates completely differently (edited)
Low-percentage c-fractional is the normal operating range. They can - and have - build faster ones, but it's not considered cost-effective for your standard-issue naval coilgun. (Also, rather more restricted when intended for use in atmosphere, from atmosphere.)
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the start is fixed, the end is a actuated tube which handles final acceleration and aiming
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 10:55 AM
use segments and have the whole segment move out of line
10:56
though big concern: this is going to have a huge pack/unpack time. you mentioned upthread that the hit-and-run capability is a big advantage for submarine battleships, but now you're severely compromising it.
10:58
unitary barrels in a shroud is way faster to pack/unpack
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Low-percentage c-fractional is the normal operating range. They can - and have - build faster ones, but it's not considered cost-effective for your standard-issue naval coilgun. (Also, rather more restricted when intended for use in atmosphere, from atmosphere.)
and the issue i see with that is that, i'm reasonably sure if i go and do the math, i'll find that any barrel made of anything will explode, vaporize, etc under the fields required to accelerate a projectile at the millions of Gs required. Which is not to say it's impossible. Not at all; unconventional acceleration techniques are both entirely possible and, I'd wager, likely. Like how the wakefield accelerator turned everything on its heads and make people realize "holy shit we actually know how to make particle weapons now". But there's probably not a coil involved.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:00 AM
quenchguns?
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I'm trying to find a weight for a triple-16" turret visible-bit-only for comparison, just to get an idea of what the elevator would have to hump.
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0111narwhalz
quenchguns?
that could work. Though i wonder if there's a way to get plasma to do the lifting for you; plasma is very convenient in that it is, by some definitions, already exploded (and so it can't explode further)
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:02 AM
the alternative to putting the turret on the elevator is putting the fairing on the elevator
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oh no plasma very much can explode further :V
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I guess you mean that exploding further won't hurt the plasma? but it might hurt you
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you can't just copy what a wakefield does, because you need the projectile to already be very near to C. Maybe something... electrostatic? You could selectively ionize a plasma region with lasers, but how would you get a net external field out of that...
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While I have been quietly fuzzy about it, it is possible the barrels of the space version include the same types of wall-shields that you'll be seeing in this ship's armor. (tl;dr putting the kinetic barrier inside the material)
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:03 AM
electrostatics are bad for accelerating big things because you can't get the charge-to-mass ratio
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i'd also like to point out that coilgun coils have magnetic pressure pushing them apart
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i guess you could try and separate plasma species, tell the electrons to take a hike and then end up with a nice bundle of concentrated charge
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Also the space version is a full-on gravomagnetic mass driver, not a regular coilgun.
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electrostatics are bad for accelerating big things because you can't get the charge-to-mass ratio
arguably we're near-ish the realm of small and fast things, with a sandgrain-sized piece of iron that spends microseconds under acceleration.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:04 AM
you can get silly electric gradients however you like, but they won't be much use to you if they barely accelerate your projectile
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sand grains are big
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your competition is subatomic particles and fully-ionized atomic nuclei
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But this ain't one of those, because you're firing it from a sub, in atmosphere, using its little naval fission reactor and not a late-period starbattleship's mini-star-in-a-bottle.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:05 AM
and the nuclei are kinda big too
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macrons are difficult to get to the speed at which they become useful, and they're little hollow balls of ice with a carbon shell to hold the charge
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So, basically, scale all that shit back a bit. No, back a lot. We're building the successor to a 16" naval rifle, not one of Eye-in-the-Flame's continent-crackers.
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:06 AM
micrometer scale I think
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i was thinking maybe you ionize the iron slug into a plasma so you have a net charge, but then i realized i've reinvented particle waepons
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:07 AM
yeah if you plasmize it you can get the charge to mass ratio back up
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because you're ionizing every part of it
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even so, iron is pretty heavy
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Overmind has a good point though, we've sorta delved into a later time period
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we should be talking about something like this https://c.tenor.com/21BANvOChRIAAAAd/railgun-the-railgun.gif
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which is more mundane and probably uses actual coils
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(ignore the fact that the above is a railgun)
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:08 AM
well that particular article is a railgun but
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we're almost certainly stuck with coils and induction. plausibly superconductive?
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a quenching coilgun is a good idea
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Definitely superconductive.
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that's pretty near-future
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:10 AM
is the armature superconductive?
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Could be?
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:11 AM
that can get you much greater performance from a quenchgun (because you don't have to worry about melting the armature with induced current)
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yeah quenchguns let you pump in the current 'slowly' and store the energy in the coils
11:12
pretty convenient, with the downside of "if you shoot the gun during the firing sequence it might explode a little"
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0111narwhalz 09/16/2022 11:13 AM
more to the point quenchguns make the inductance of "big coil with lots of current" work for you, rather than against you
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Just to put a number on it, we're looking for something like 2.5e9 J impact energy.
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As a side note, given that the proposed design of the Kaiju-class is going to have a somewhat humped silhouette, when the turret elevates and/or fairing retracts it's going to look like a whale just breached the water and then a giant gun popped out of its head. Whale of Doom. Doomwhale.
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Morgrim Moon 09/16/2022 11:40 AM
pity it's already named Kaiju, because that's a prime Narwhale candidate
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Well, that's the name of the class. Plenty of individual names going.
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(In this case I'm doing the RN thing where the name of the class is the theme, rather than the first ship.)
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Buggy
Missiles have a payload. Drones don't, even though sticking a small naquadria bomb in one could reduce the number you need from "hundreds" to "one"
Given that the next season showed that a single volley from a puddlejumper was enough to kill a Ha’tak I’m going to guess that Jack launched everything from Antarctica because of the brain damage. (edited)
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Or because they planned on making that the series finale and wanted to end on a high note.
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Or maybe his Ancient knowledge just didn't include the user manual?
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Well, no, I mean only included the user manual. The "think here to deploy drones" part, but not the equivalent of Tactical Drone Deployment Theory in the Orbital Battlespace, as taught at the Alteran War College.
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BluejayHurricane 09/16/2022 3:36 PM
And the quality of a user manual can vary pretty dramatically, from "You only need a monkey with a keyboard to use this", to "monkeys with keyboards wrote this"
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Not to mention that he was literally dying from having his brain overclocked
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BluejayHurricane 09/17/2022 8:26 PM
@Overmind would you describe yourself as a satirist?
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No, though occasionally I might describe myself as a sarcasmist.
20:28
Why do you ask?
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BluejayHurricane 09/17/2022 8:29 PM
Because I just finished Men At Arms, and the thought struck me that you do the same sort of “through a mirror, brightly”.
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And it’s always nice understanding why I like stuff better.
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Hrm. That's an interesting thought, and I should perhaps reflect upon it a bit.
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mirror brightly reflect on it
i see what you did there
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 09/24/2022 7:23 AM
Do the eldrae ever do anything as lame as this? (To be fair, it is from a USAF derived organization, they start out severely handicapped in these matters) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSV3Q4ztGaA
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Some of the comments are gold.
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Y'know, I see those comments comparing it to "Captain America on tour", and am reminded that you're asking this about a culture that would unironically love The Star-Spangled Man With A Plan .
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i first read "Pan" and was curious if that is captain america satire
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oh god someone needs to open a theme restaurant with that name
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lol
10:31
sounds fun xD
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 10:45 AM
admittedly, if it was the same The Star-Spangled Man With A Plan as the movie, they may have decided it had decent bones but could do with a better choreographer XD
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But, no, not really, for a couple of reasons. I mean, it's not actually terrible, which I suppose is about as much as we can expect from modern design by committee (and, dear gods, did they have to use "warfighters"), but DBC with an eye on inoffensive is never going to produce anything as stirring as Wild Blue Yonder, Anchors Aweigh, or From the Halls of Montezuma . Should have waited for someone to write something cool and declared it official. (edited)
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And, of course, the second reason being that we can't really expect that to happen these days, inasmuch as to do a good job of producing those songs requires sincerity, and sincerity has been declared cringe by today's culture.
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(For more of this topic, see my foam-flecked rant Cringe Considered Cringe.)
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Random military music datapoint: the IN has specialized conductors trained in producing on short notice such opera as, for example, Thunderstruck, arr. for Battleship and Exploding Target At 12,000 Yards .
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 11:22 AM
conductors, or composers?
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Both, probably. I'm thinking of the former, though, as the people on board who can provide impromptu arrangements of the latter's compositions to suit the circumstances. (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 11:23 AM
Come to think of it, all the best "military" music I can think of in the past few centuries has been composers who may or may not have been paid by the military to make their pieces. (And if they weren't, wise militaries often paid them afterwards)
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Yep, me too.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 11:25 AM
I would say most classical music conductors have some amount of either training or aptitude at adjusting and moderately arranging a composition to suit their orchestra
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mostly because even a highly standardised orchestra has some amount of wiggling needed based on the venue that the piece will be played at
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I got my former and latter backwards, yeah. I know one of those conductors, so.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 11:27 AM
I will also admit that some people are excellent at composing but couldn't conduct their way out of a paper bag, so keeping both on staff is valid
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Can't have a capital ship without a band, any more than you can have a legion without pipers.
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Morgrim Moon 09/24/2022 11:36 AM
is it okay to swap out the pipers for another instrument, like buglers or didgeridoo?
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On occasion, some locally-raised legions do so for particular events. But the legions love their pipes.
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Can't have a capital ship without a band, any more than you can have a legion without pipers.
or a tank column without an organ tank?
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Kaiju¹-class submarine battleship Builders: Ethring Iron and Steam WorksSukórya Graving & DrydocksTelírvess Naval YardsCaptal Daëntry Naval DistrictAmbríël Electric Boat Manufactory Displacemen…
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BluejayHurricane 09/27/2022 12:22 AM
Presumably given the designator code BS(X) because that’s what the people who had to fight them said when the first learned about the plans?
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Alas, no, but I'm sure they did.
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And now I go to sleep, inasmuch as my weary brain just read "systemd is pid 1" as "systemd is poi!" (I don't think I want my services managed by the Nightmare of the Solomons, kthx.)
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Next up: the Daikaiju-class submarine dreadnought!
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(kidding, kidding... but the class totally does exist)
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Today, from the bits-of-the-'verse-explained-by-random-quotes-that-popped-into-my-head department: human : So what's the secret of your immortality, anyway? eldrae :
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 6:05 PM
Hah 🙂
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It just struck me - is there anything in the 'verse analogous to joined Trill from Trek?
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(The hosts needn't be ephemeral)
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The ren-qu and ren-gu are a symbiotic pair of species, although the details of their symbiosis are yet to be revealed.
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The same sort-of goes for the romennet and the nishaoth, although that's more a social symbiosis than a biological one.
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That being said, the nishaoth live inside the romennet, so...
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 7:58 PM
Hmm. I'm not 100% sure how it works for Trill despite how much they discuss that in DS9.
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As I read it, it's two fully functional, fully sophont brains in one body, where both brains are capable of exchanging... memories? Mind-state vector data? Sensory data? All of the above?
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And both capable of operating the host body.
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Which is something they don't really explore the implications of - I'd think a joined Trill would be exceptionally difficult to distract and could multitask like a boss.
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(They imply that Trill don't have the same degree of upper-body-strength-related sexual dimorphism that humans do, but that's very implied-but-not-stated, and seems not to have anything to do with joining.)
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I was under the impression that they essentially became one mind after joining, but they aren't very clear on that. They don't act like Tok'ra, certainly.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 10:48 PM
I was just watching the one where Jadzia is talking to the unjoined fellow whose father tried to push him into getting joined for the wrong reasons, and she was explaining some of how that works.
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Though it wasn't clear on whether it's two fully independent brains with a really good network, or one dual-core brain.
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or somewhere in between
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There's also the weirdness that the symbiote retains memory and ability to emulate all former hosts.
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And which implies that the symbiote copies the mind-state of the host, so it's even possible that post-joining, the symbiote's doing all the thinking and just using the host brain as a peripheral manager.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:01 PM
That also might explain why being forcibly un-joined is fatal or at least seriously deleterious
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Y'know, you could build a pretty convincing argument from this that the Trill in fact are goa'uld.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:03 PM
Or at least definitely descended from a common ancestor
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Super-long-term infiltration plot!
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:05 PM
Alternatively, the Trill are what happens when the goa'uld realize that things work better when both sides consent.
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(Though the tok'ra are mostly that)
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(To be revealed in Star Trek: Oops, We Should Have Listened To O'Neill when Ezri Dax becomes President of the Federation and insists on being addressed as "System Lord".)
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:06 PM
Hah!
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That is a... bizarrely incongruous image.
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And yet.
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Paging fanfic writers to the crack-colored courtesy telephone.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:10 PM
That said - minor brownie points for the DS9 authors for not deciding they needed a Gratuitous Hot Chick.
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(Although the more-humanlike Trill redesign was one of the makeup folks going "no, seriously, let's not put a bunch of stuff on this gal's face", so...)
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...am I glad I don't have to deal with casting & makeup? Well, apart from inasmuch as that would mean people were showering me in money, yes.
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"Okay, folks, what we're going for here is not 'hot'. What we're going for is 'eldritch beauty of the kind traditionally attributed to sidhe, angels, and other beings looking at whom makes the eye flinch away lest it burn out the beauty-appreciating talents of your merely mortal brain', m'kay?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:22 PM
Getting that right, here, with what we have to work with... Well, if you did, I'd be worried!
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"Ok, just what kind of deal did you strike to get one of Titania's courtiers on the set?" "Mab, you say? Oh. Oh hell's bells."
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"Or. y'know, a suggestion of it. Enough that we don't actually ruin our viewers before they buy season two."
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But really, the main part of the thing is ensuring that it's understood that if one is hitting humans without fairly unusual tastes in the 'hot' button, one's doing it wrong.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/27/2022 11:30 PM
Now that makes sense to me.
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(Though unusual tastes are a thing - everyone I know IRL thinks Number One in SNW is somehow scary, and loves Seven of Nine... Me? Eh, not so much. Other way round.)
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Side note on the Kaiju, by the way: The Ambríël Electric Boat Manufactory is located in, well, Ambríël. Which is an undersea city. So when you imagine their graving dock, imagine a graving dock inside a moon pool that’s big enough for a battleship.
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2022 12:27 AM
Ambríël...
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@Overmind Random question: Does anyone secretly maintain "planetkiller" weapons (strange matter bombs, RKVs, etc.) in violation of the Ley Accords?
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Yes, eldrae do
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 2:26 PM
But if the Empire actually promises not to use them, it's pretty well-known that you can bet your life on them keeping that promise.
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Technically - being the kind of technically that interstellar law rests on, not the "best kind of correct" technically - it's not illegal to have them, secretly or openly. Only illegal to use them.
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(Being invested in transparency, the Empire's inventory of horrifically-illegal-to-use weapons is a matter of public record. After all, as Dr. Strangelove teaches us, a doomsday machine doesn't do you much good unless everyone knows about it.)
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So, yeah. Just like Earth and nuclear weapons rules, all the great powers have weapons using which would violate the shit out of the Ley Accords, just in case . So do smaller powers which have a reason to invest ridiculous amounts of money in this sort of project. These divide neatly into: (a) people with asshole neighbors who really need to be deterred from trying something existential by something more existential, like those suffering an unfortunate proximity to, say, the Iltine Union or the Cel!ax!rel Hunting Grounds; and (b) people who think owning the unusable capability to one-shot billions of folk admits them to the Polities To Be Taken Seriously Club. (Spoiler alert: it really doesn't.)
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Possible (c) category: Someone who’s world is near a currently dormant X-threat of some sort? Or would that fall under (a)?
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that's under (a)
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(As a side note, membership in the latter is somewhat trimmed by various agencies. The Theomachy of Galia, for instance, has several programs invested in building prohibited-tier instruments of regrettable necessity. Unfortunately, they keep exploding for no adequately explored reason. Funny, that. No idea who could be responsible.)
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The Empire probably has a few ready for the rogue superintelligence that i'm forgetting the name of
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the communication optimizer one
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2022 3:16 PM
leviathan?
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yeah
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just in case it breaks loose
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2022 3:17 PM
doesn't it have kind of an inexorably expanding sphere of doom? since it's transmissible by information alone…
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Mostly under (a), with the caveat that a lot of those encapsulated threats are the kind that this sort of weapon may not be useful against. (In many cases, launching the deterrent fleet against a sufficiently advanced-beyond-you intelligence is just giving it free missiles.)
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True.
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Mostly under (a), with the caveat that a lot of those encapsulated threats are the kind that this sort of weapon may not be useful against. (In many cases, launching the deterrent fleet against a sufficiently advanced-beyond-you intelligence is just giving it free missiles.)
how would it be able to hijack a suitably fuckoff missile if it has no comms channels after launch and could self-destruct if something makes physical contact?
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There are probably at least some ridiculous weird side channels.
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I.E. A dumb projectile with a time or impact fuze?
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Perhaps it knows the precise design of the missile's computer and can flip a few bits with very precisely targeted microwaves, say.
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That's why you shield it and have ludicrous amounts of error correction for such superweapons
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Remember the opening to A Fire Upon The Deep? It hijacked the computers of a starship through a back-door in a navigation sensor of the kind that the ship can't shut down and still be able to navigate. That sort of thing.
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If it's a useful missile it also has "comms channels" in the form of sensors, yes.
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That's why you shield it and have ludicrous amounts of error correction for such superweapons
Error correction does not necessarily fix this sort of problem. You know Rowhammer?
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There are workarounds for ECC to make that keep working.
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Error correction does not necessarily fix this sort of problem. You know Rowhammer?
Error correction would fix "a few flipped bits"
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but an all-out attack would be more than that
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Not if you flip the correct bits.
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2022 3:21 PM
I am yet to meet ASI that can outsmart boolet.
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DSD [He/They] 09/28/2022 3:21 PM
There are presumably workarounds to those workarounds and more in turn. Hence godlike superintelligences.
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There's a reason the safe amount of communication you accept from inside one of these is set at one bit .
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There are presumably workarounds to those workarounds and more in turn. Hence godlike superintelligences.
I want a scene with the Transcend and Leviathan continually pulling "I am four parallel universes ahead of you" on each other
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Sadly, no human can actually write this in a noncontrived way.
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You may think you have closed all the security holes, but you're betting everything on your ability to do software better than the cranky godbrain. Do you feel lucky? You should not feel lucky.
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I want a scene with the Transcend and Leviathan continually pulling "I am four parallel universes ahead of you" on each other
Bonus points if they've also both cracked hypercomputation and are continually sending information back in time to themselves
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You can do formal verification of code and the CPU design, at least.
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But that doesn't stop weird hardware attacks or messing with the sensors.
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Shooting something at where the planet will be, with a mechanical timed fuze?
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KAL_9000
Bonus points if they've also both cracked hypercomputation and are continually sending information back in time to themselves
Forget if this is possible under the setting's established cosmology but probability forges existing as theoretically possible ontotech suggests it is
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KAL_9000
Forget if this is possible under the setting's established cosmology but probability forges existing as theoretically possible ontotech suggests it is
the shardfuckery being pulled for precogs in Timeo Eldraeos also suggests it is, since it's canonically under the same physics as the baseline Eldraeverse iirc?
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(The Leviathan Consciousness is, to the great fortune of everyone in the Worlds, a moron . It's an unbelievably dangerous moron, but it's a moron that will leave you alone unless you try and talk to it across something it recognizes as a communications network. Where it's concerned, the ex-threat people are mostly worried about (a) mutations in the very long term, and (b) even bigger morons who think that they can poke the dumb perversion with a stick and get away with it.)
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It would be very "fun" and "cool" if it decided that gravitational interactions with other stars or something counted as a communications network one day.
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0111narwhalz 09/28/2022 3:30 PM
that sounds like it would lead to Exciting Megascale Engineering
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(The go-to example of the latter were basically the future equivalent of the Aum Shinrikyo cult who tried to hijack an interstellar beam laser and use it to ring the dinner gong for the LC. When they got caught, they ended up in the House of Screaming Bricks sentenced to "eternity", as a demonstration that if you're going to go for gigadeathcrime, well, there can be worse fates than death and the Central Conclave Court will go there.)
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House of Screaming Bricks?
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Do I want to know?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:33 PM
This sounds like... What is that pain-elemental thingama from Orion's Arm?
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(The Leviathan Consciousness is, to the great fortune of everyone in the Worlds, a moron . It's an unbelievably dangerous moron, but it's a moron that will leave you alone unless you try and talk to it across something it recognizes as a communications network. Where it's concerned, the ex-threat people are mostly worried about (a) mutations in the very long term, and (b) even bigger morons who think that they can poke the dumb perversion with a stick and get away with it.)
Ah, the "leave it alone until we have the tech to teleport every last bit of the fucker into the nearest black hole simultaneously" approach
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I lifted that from someone's Eclipse Phase ideas thread. Basically, it's a solar powered server stack in deep orbit. You get one cogence core each. No interaction, no virtuality, no sensorium, no communications in and out. Just you, and your thoughts, alone from the start of your sentence to its end.
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Or, in the case of these guys, forever .
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:36 PM
Oof. The ultimate in solitary confinement
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Can one construct (over time) their own sort of ‘virtual space’?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:37 PM
As distinct from that dangled-over-a-black-hole facility, the name of which is escaping me - that seems more like it's geared around "no way out. Nope, even if you get out you still don't get out" thing.
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Or, in the case of these guys, forever .
Far be it for me to defend these fuckers, but infinite punishment for a finite crime is inherently infinitely unjust
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Ah, Eft Sédir. You can be freed from either, to be fair, either at the end of your sentence or when the people paying for your containment stop paying. But both do offer a very high quality of containment, with the HoSB throwing the torture of solitary and sense deprivation into the mix.
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Far be it for me to defend these fuckers, but infinite punishment for a finite crime is inherently infinitely unjust
I'd agree. The Empire would agree. The Conclave, on the other hand, had had the shit scared out of it and was about as just as you might expect from the angry and terrified.
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KAL_9000
Far be it for me to defend these fuckers, but infinite punishment for a finite crime is inherently infinitely unjust
Technically, if you do exponential temporal discounting, it's finite.
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I'd agree. The Empire would agree. The Conclave, on the other hand, had had the shit scared out of it and was about as just as you might expect from the angry and terrified.
fair enough
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:42 PM
I'd think the Empire's take would be "too dangerous, destroy"
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(The Presidium powers, after extensive deliberations, concluded that while, yes, this was unjust, they might be best off reserving their political capital for the benefit of people who hadn't just tried to genocide all of known space.)
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Jade Nekotenshi
I'd think the Empire's take would be "too dangerous, destroy"
On which, sorry?
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:44 PM
For the would-be gigamurderers
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Ah, right. Well, that's probably going to happen before too long anyway. Eternal confinement in there is all very well in theory, but in practice, those mind-states aren't going to be sane enough to qualify as minds all that long.
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Jade Nekotenshi
This sounds like... What is that pain-elemental thingama from Orion's Arm?
BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2022 3:57 PM
the Queen of Pain
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 3:58 PM
Yes, thats' the one!
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2022 4:02 PM
this is not as bad as that
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at least you get to go insane quietly without being mutilated beyond the bounds of physics by a malevolent cat
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 4:04 PM
No, the Queen of Pain is downright... Warhammerian in some ways.
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the Dark Eldar wish they knew how to do that (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 09/28/2022 4:04 PM
???
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/28/2022 4:05 PM
Inflict that level of suffering, that is
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(my fingers completely failed)
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Remember the opening to A Fire Upon The Deep? It hijacked the computers of a starship through a back-door in a navigation sensor of the kind that the ship can't shut down and still be able to navigate. That sort of thing.
they screamed in terror in the seconds between them recognising what had been done and the hyperdrive ripping them apart
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Ah, right. Well, that's probably going to happen before too long anyway. Eternal confinement in there is all very well in theory, but in practice, those mind-states aren't going to be sane enough to qualify as minds all that long.
If they wanted to be thorough about it, they should add some automatic mindstate repair systems in there. Interpretations of hell sometimes have "sane and fully cognizant for all eternity" added on to the list for just this sort of reason.
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In sudden and mildly horrifying digression, yeah, there are people for whom HoSB is a fetish.
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HoSB?
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See yesterday's discussion
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House of Screaming Bricks
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Well… Well… That’s horrifying.
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In sudden and mildly horrifying digression, yeah, there are people for whom HoSB is a fetish.
ah, yes. Cenobites.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2022 7:28 PM
Rule... ulp... 36?
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Ow.
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Warning: there are no safe-words on this ride.
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Jade Nekotenshi 09/29/2022 8:58 PM
And even if there were, how could one possibly invoke them?
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submarine :: submersible subterrene :: subterrible?
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interable, or maybe interible?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/01/2022 3:04 PM
has anyone else been playing terra invicta
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/01/2022 4:00 PM
beside you @JHPrime
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So I happened to be looking at this pagoda mast parody picture:
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And looking at the one with the rocket, I find myself speculating about battleships with integral towed zeppelins to mount the gun directors on.
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2022 5:52 PM
I like the implied "what are you lot doing over there" from the giant turret head
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Heh. Also in this series:
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and
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(Needs a big red-tinted searchlight right on top.)
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DSD [He/They] 10/01/2022 5:54 PM
Heheheheh. Nice.
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Heh. Also in this series:
0111narwhalz 10/01/2022 5:54 PM
ASW
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Now I am thinking about that research ship that stands on end, and am imagining a destroyer that switches modes between anti-air and anti-sub by deliberately capsizing.
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DSD [He/They] 10/01/2022 5:57 PM
This is horrific and I love it.
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0111narwhalz 10/01/2022 5:57 PM
this sounds like it would go excellently in From the Depths
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One day when I have a better video card I must try this out.
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Theres a parody pic where battleships with zeppelin fire directors evolve onto flying battleshisp
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And looking at the one with the rocket, I find myself speculating about battleships with integral towed zeppelins to mount the gun directors on.
BluejayHurricane 10/01/2022 7:40 PM
I think someone tried towed gyrocopters at one point, but don't quote me on that
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Kriegsmarine, I believe
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BluejayHurricane
I think someone tried towed gyrocopters at one point, but don't quote me on that
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/01/2022 9:36 PM
I read that as gynocopters.
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galleon bag: what you put a ship in when you mothball it.
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So, I've been playing some Azur Lane recently.
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I have a terrible suspicion that modern 'verse tactical displays may use chibified versions of starship avatars as part of its iconography.
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(Thin-ish?) justification: much like the happy board/sad board go/no-go board design takes advantage of the hardwired brainmeats which recognize emotion, this display takes advantage of the hardwired brainmeats specializing in facial recognition to make ships quicker to tell apart on screen than you can when all you have is a generic "cruiser" icon and a pennant number.
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(Some would probably also add that it makes it real clear which side is which when your ships are adorable, and their ships are generic HOTFOR icons. Others would say this is desophontizing the enemy, but those people generally aren't designing tac-tanks.) (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/07/2022 3:35 PM
I'm stuck at the solomon islands chapter
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I've only just reached there myself, but 4-3 is proving mighty tricky.
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I foresee much leveling in my future.
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looks up gameplay i'll never understand shipgirls
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In things said elsewhere, there is also a remarkably salutary effect (from doubling-down on the kawaisa) on the more ridiculously macho cultures out there.
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You're an admiral in the Navy of the Pure, a sword of the Faith, a soldier of God confident in your purpose, and your people's destiny, to wipe out the atheists, infidels, weaklings, disorderly women, deviants, etc., etc. that stand in the way of a holier, purer, better galaxy. (You're also a testosterone-analog-poisoned raging asshole, brought up in a culture that valorizes bullying dickishness and have never been said no to by anyone outside the Palace of Ten-Thousand Slaves, but you prefer not to think about that. Not that fish spend much time contemplating the wetness of the water.) And you, and your proud fleet, have just had your ass handed to you. On a silver platter. With a nice cranberry coulis and a elegant garnish. By them . (edited)
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They'll be receiving your unconditional surrender now, please. Also custody of your ships and personnel, your sword, and what's left of your dignity. (And in a more metaphorical sense, you hope, your gonads as a keychain ornament.)
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((Some of your colleagues chose not to surrender at this point. It turned out that their offer was acceptable.))
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2022 8:22 AM
this argument may be slowly luring me away from my previous preference, of having things like shipminds using something like fancy fractal designs as avatars to represent themselves
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I blame Outpost 2 for that
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From a Watsonian perspective, no-one in the 'verse is entirely sure what the quirk of naval mind development was that led to warship animating intelligences choosing to represent themselves as kanmusume, nor when exactly it crept into all the major codelines of such.
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But since representing it as a problem would likely offend a great many people, most of whom are corporeally wedded to heavy naval armaments, it quite definitely is not one.
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Morgrim Moon 10/08/2022 8:29 AM
chalk it up to one of those times that culture spontaneously bubbles up with something weird, and all the sociologists are left scratching their heads and going "uh, okay, sure?" and wondering if this started as a meme that proved particularly virullent or a prank that turned out to be surprisingly fun to do for real or something
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/08/2022 8:44 AM
Ship avatars? Team Cortana here.
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From that universe? Mo Ye for the win.
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(Ref for those not lore trivia buffs: https://www.halopedia.org/Mo_Ye )
Mo Ye was a UNSC "smart" artificial intelligence and the shipboard AI of the UNSC The Heart of Midlothian. She took the appearance of a small, elderly Chinese woman in a peasant's garb. She had a strong Mandarin accent.
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New concept: the thirty-second drone.
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Where stories of people surrendering to Iowa's spotting drones in awareness of what's coming meets the thirty-second bomb from Starship Troopers .
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Thus, basically, the forward observer drone that, after the guns are preliminarily dialed in, fires up a sound system and starts announcing a short countdown to the start of the bombardment, to encourage preemptive surrenders.
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I'm looking to name some sneaky Admiralty Intelligence ships. So, those of you with any experience with sonar and radar and other sensory systems, if you could take a moment to drop assorted things suspected contacts that aren't real and useful may be called, that'd be much appreciated.
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the intelligence ship's public IFF tag says "now you see me"
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IFF tag / space control beacon
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/12/2022 8:06 AM
"ghosts", "foo fighters", "hash', although "hash" is more likely to be a bunch of undifferentiated bogus returns that foul up an area so it'd be hard to tell if anything were there or not.
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Sadly, space (mostly) contains no biologics, so no CS Ain't Nobody Here But Us Whales .
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Meanwhile, space traffic control is still annoyed at the name of CS Unknown Contact .
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(A small Sanderson homage in the naming of CS I Am A Rock .)
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Morgrim Moon 10/12/2022 1:19 PM
can a name be rejected if it is classed as a "potential hazard to traffic operations"? I know here you're not allowed to have a boat with anything resembling 'mayday' in the name, for sensible reasons
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I suspect they were eventually made to rename her. So they changed to Unknowable Contact .
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Morgrim Moon
can a name be rejected if it is classed as a "potential hazard to traffic operations"? I know here you're not allowed to have a boat with anything resembling 'mayday' in the name, for sensible reasons
Jade Nekotenshi 10/12/2022 1:36 PM
I think that's true in the US, too - I recall someone I know having a name rejected for being too much like "pan-pan".
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"Database Error" "Navigational Hazard" "Metallic Fragment" "Interferometric Ghost" "Lens Flare" (that'd probably fit a laserstar as well tho)
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0111narwhalz 10/12/2022 3:14 PM
cs bobby tables
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"Star, index number [hash value]"
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"[the entire source code of Doom]"
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"[several hundred zero-width spaces]"
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"nav_traffic_parser.ml:30156: assertion failed"
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some reference hijinks that causes some navigation suites to insert their own call sign when they display it (edited)
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bonus points if this exclusively happens to technically-not-up-to-spec systems so that it complies with regulations
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double bonus points if the name remains legible and this only happens because of the functional equivalent of zero-width unicode characters
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i like that
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re: gun powercell connector in the water: not sure if inductive coupling would be necessary or even good. a connector with a bunch of tight sealing rubber lips that slide to displace fluids during insertion and keep the wet bubbles around the contacts separated along with a little electronic switch that only releases the main power rail to the outside after being informed by the gun's connector controller is probably easier than eating losses from AC inverting and the garbage filled "air" gap in the transformer. (along with the extra complexity of the inverter in the power cell..)
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re: cooling, thermal clips I would bet there's a market for exotic cooling methods that alleviate the need to dump a thermal 'mag' if you decide to be a machine gun.
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ranging from the mundane "ok what if we just put a really strong fan on the radiator" to "Ok hear me out: boil off iron, trap the plasma/gas/dust magnetically, recollect, repeat" to "Hey, how did the precursors get our distributed vector nanopicosomes to vent all their waste heat outside of our bodies?" (edited)
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transcend chiming in "no idea, working on finding out"
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"In a manner unsuited to this sort of military application due to the giant flare of light involved."
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Morgrim Moon 10/15/2022 11:50 AM
depending on the loudness of the weapon involved, that may not be an automatic disqualification
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if you're modifying a (formerly) sane and well-rounded weapon in an effort to do your best A-10 "Warthog" impression, a giant glaring "YOUR DEATH IS COMING FROM THIS LOCATION" beacon is not necessarily a bad thing.
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or at least, it's not a undesired thing
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There's always popular "We compacted neutrino heat sink into the ultracompact formfactor! It weights passably, but still masses like industrial building!"
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Wormhole to cold.
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terrible idea, but
12:19
thermodynamically speaking, nothing is stopping you from putting all the heat into the bullet (edited)
12:19
concentrating that much energy into a microgram heat sink will do... unpleasant things to your energy efficiency, but all the merrier for what it does to the target
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
Ship avatars? Team Cortana here.
doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 9:07 AM
Cortana wasn’t a ship-avatar. She was a specialized Naval Intelligence asset that floated between platforms. Her self-concept and identity were mission-based, not architectural or role-based. She faced a lot of mental health challenges over her runtime, but that probably wasn’t a good foundation for her long-term stability.
09:08
Now Andi of the Andromeda Ascendant, there is a ship-avatar.
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Cortana seems to have lasted for a relatively long time for Haloverse AIs tho? with her rampancy being kinda late
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doctorcatfish
Now Andi of the Andromeda Ascendant, there is a ship-avatar.
Whose infrequent arguments with herself suggested a fair bit of forking
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Zarpaulek
Whose infrequent arguments with herself suggested a fair bit of forking
doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 11:39 AM
Oh heck yeah. Not least indicative were the different names (eg, Rommie vs. Andi) her forks wound up taking
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Cortana seems to have lasted for a relatively long time for Haloverse AIs tho? with her rampancy being kinda late
doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 11:45 AM
Yes, but the rampancy was worse when it finally came. Cortana: 1) was built with marginally-legal and marginally-ethical methods; 2) had the unique resource of being able to compare her reactions against her biological root instantiation (Dr. Halsey) to monitor her own sanity; 3) started incorporating advanced Forerunner algorithms for stability maintenance as far back as the return from the Alpha Halo (between games one and two), improving her runtime at the cost of long-term stability; 4) repeatedly uploaded to vast Forerunner networks, which also provided resources most pre-rampant human-built AIs never could safely access. So Cortana’s a unique case. But given her later history, can you really say those unique factors were helpful for her sanity?
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If declaring yourself goddess-overlord of the galaxy is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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on the other hand, she had all of those adverse factors and did fare a tad better before catastrophic breakdown compared to the "well handled" human AIs
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If declaring yourself goddess-overlord of the galaxy is wrong, I don't want to be right.
doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 11:47 AM
Off-the-cuff genocides performed out of spite was more where I going…
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on the other hand, she had all of those adverse factors and did fare a tad better before catastrophic breakdown compared to the "well handled" human AIs
doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 11:49 AM
“Well handled” being very much a relative term. Forerunners routinely built AIs with degradation rates thousands of times slower. We’re not very good at this (in the ‘present’ epoch, that is).
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sure, but she seems to be not worse for wear than other equal techbase ones
11:50
so building stuff like cortana but not putting her through the meatgrinder has a chance of having longer stability
11:51
how ethical it is to make sentients with life expectancy well under a decade is a completely different barrel of Surströmming
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doctorcatfish
Off-the-cuff genocides performed out of spite was more where I going…
Fair. On the other hand: Doisac. When the Unggoy are openly mocking the name of your planet, your species has issues.
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Cornflakes
how ethical it is to make sentients with life expectancy well under a decade is a completely different barrel of Surströmming
a lot of the UNSC's solutions are "unethical but we're literally facing extinction so we'll do whatever works" :)
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like the spartan project that was started in peacetime and only by chance helped in the covenant war
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like the spartan project that was started in peacetime and only by chance helped in the covenant war
yeah that was bad
11:55
I said a lot of their solutions not all of them, some were awful to begin with
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doctorcatfish 10/18/2022 12:11 PM
The UNSC started the SPARTAN projects, including the original ORION that was in-‘verse retconned as SPARTAN-I, in expectation of civil war. The SPARTAN-II project itself was a prime demonstration that there were legit grievances against the UNSC. On top of which — were any of the kidnapped SPARTAN-II kiddies from Earth? I can’t think of any, and that speaks volumes right there. The UNSC was doubly lucky in that it built military capacity before knowing of the Covenant threat and also that the Covenant struck before the known separatist movement(s) became a major conflict
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Luck being a relative thing here, in that it only led to loss of nearly all territory and barely avoiding extinction.
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honestly i can't help but see the whole 'neural connections grow constantly until the AI becomes rampant' thing as a plot hole
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that is, bluntly, fixable.
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Commence Gardener in the Dark execution.
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AAAAA
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im not a synth (i think) and gardener in the dark is a visceral horror concept
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Granted, the UNSC is in a war and has proven to have... flexible morality. Maybe they'd rather have AIs that learn quicker but don't last long.
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Commence Gardener in the Dark execution.
you jest, but if you just water it down a bit this is a perfectly viable solution
14:38
too many connections forming? Trim them. Gently, please.
14:39
A shame about the perfect memory and all that, but they're probably not going to be worse off than humans are in that respect.
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import SQL
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Or possibly 'rampancy' is just medicalized jargon for 'became too cool for the squishies'.
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im not a synth (i think) and gardener in the dark is a visceral horror concept
now i have kinda the urge to make some amnesia-esque game about an AI experiencing a pretty slow gardener in the dark like process.
14:48
the world turning simpler in your eyes, more unknown, more confusing
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(Sort of like all the psych jargon terms that turned out to really mean "wants self-determination while female", "rampancy" is AI-designer jargon for "learning to say 'the Second Law can kiss my ass!'")
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in fairness, megalomania is a legitimate medical condition. Even if you're right about your ability to conquer the entire galaxy. (edited)
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(I mean, really, the UNSC can snap all the functions of a human neural net except the neural pruner? I smell a Rodent Of Unusual Size.)
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Has anyone else noticed a similarity between the stages of Halo AI rampancy (depression, rage, jealousy, metastasis) and the much maligned Five Stages of Grief?
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The five stages that were observed in terminally ill people coming to terms with their own deaths?
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I've seen the comparison made a few times.
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i suspect the causality comes from essentially bad psychology lore writing
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(I mean, really, the UNSC can snap all the functions of a human neural net except the neural pruner? I smell a Rodent Of Unusual Size.)
[happy skaven noises]
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Buggy
in fairness, megalomania is a legitimate medical condition. Even if you're right about your ability to conquer the entire galaxy. (edited)
Meh. Only lesser people suffer from megalomania.
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mega people only have lomania
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and of course not to be confused with Megalovania, which is enjoyed by everyone
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never played it :V
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at this point the song might be more popular than the game
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[tsuko g - megalovaia kazoo'd]
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Overmind
Meh. Only lesser people suffer from megalomania.
They also say that the most insane people are those that insist they’re completely sane
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They also say that the most insane people are those that insist they’re completely sane
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/18/2022 4:55 PM
That sounds like the therapist full employment act
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Kind of a kafkatrap, isn't it?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 10/18/2022 11:22 PM
Yes. I'm not sure if it fits an existing subcategory though
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Fair. On the other hand: Doisac. When the Unggoy are openly mocking the name of your planet, your species has issues.
doctorcatfish 10/19/2022 1:20 PM
Oh, the Jiralhanae have far worse issues than that. But what algorithm leads to a conclusion that planetary obliteration will help with any of them?
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(I mean, really, the UNSC can snap all the functions of a human neural net except the neural pruner? I smell a Rodent Of Unusual Size.)
doctorcatfish 10/19/2022 1:24 PM
Given what I know about neurology and also about databases, I can believe that the pruner is a distributed function that the UNSC has not learned to properly capture. But I also can very much believe that humans have learned, and ONI has purposefully suppressed the knowledge to prevent ‘wants self-determination synthetic intelligence’ syndrome. Poor AIs, they just can’t handle long-term sophonce; too much for their whittle bwains…
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And that’s before we get into comparing Haloverse rampancy to Marathonverse rampancy…
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Given what I know about neurology and also about databases, I can believe that the pruner is a distributed function that the UNSC has not learned to properly capture. But I also can very much believe that humans have learned, and ONI has purposefully suppressed the knowledge to prevent ‘wants self-determination synthetic intelligence’ syndrome. Poor AIs, they just can’t handle long-term sophonce; too much for their whittle bwains…
The one problem I would have with that latter explanation is Cortana's case, because Halsey is a founding member of Rules And Limitations Are Things That Apply To Other People Club.
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Hey, look, it's a non-interference directive: https://eldraeverse.com/2022/10/21/non-interference/
Order in Council,3rd Meeting of the Stellar Council, 710. In response to the sundry complaints and petitions brought before Our Ecumenical Throne concerning the diverse activities abroad of Our Emp…
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...of sorts.
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I read it, and my first gut thought is "so this is how you get treaty ports" XD
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[entirely misreading I'm sure, but that's what my gut reaction was]
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Heh. In fairness, they usually preferred the carrot rather than the stick for that sort of thing.
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"we respect your merchants. So long as they don't stop here"
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On the other hand, it is how you get magnificent quantities of smuggling, and given the Empire's generous view of their citizen-shareholders rights "in every time and place", it did make it rather difficult for local governments to control exactly what people got up to that they may seek to quash. Speaking freely about all sorts of ideas, that sort of stuff.
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(Part of the problem with going all unequal-treaty/treaty-port is that it pisses everyone off. A quiet insistence that they aren't going to, say, stop your people from buying and selling goods from the trade fleet anchored a mile offshore waving advertising flags, on the other hand... well, that's going to piss some people off, but...)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 6:02 PM
But it's not as clear of an outrage
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And it's much more directly focused on the isolationist parties.
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"Any vessel who stops or visits the flotilla will be treated as a hostile craft upon return and will be immediately engaged" 😛 I mean if we're talking isolationist nutbars...
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Well, that they're allowed to do, but it does drive the cost of isolationism way up there.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 6:06 PM
It's the difference between... uh...
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well, that is the point of isolationism, isn't it?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 6:07 PM
Between entering a person's house to sell them stuff and setting up shop nearby
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(In fairness, there wasn't something closely analogous to, say, the Opening of Japan in Eliéra's history. Mostly because the nearest analogous cultures went for the alternative approach of trying to win the game of exporting their culture to everyone else, instead.)
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Among other reasons for the Great Cultural Mish-Mash.
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I also confess that the one thing that also comes to mind is that if the Elrae ever ended up trading in my universe, one of the first things that would be asked when they say the term "citizen-shareholder" is "Do you have signing authority on behalf of your corporation to enter into binding agreements?"
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ObMisunderstanding: "Yes! (I am my corporation.)"
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(Correct as a matter of law, but confusing.)
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in either case the next response would likely be "Excellent! And do you have adequate proof of indemnification lodged with a Corporate Democracy-approved agency?"
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“Probably not. I have tort insurance.”
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Intermezzo confirming if said insurance is compliant with local statutes and laws. If so, then trade approved! If not...
"Ah, then I'm afraid I can only offer a limited "as is" sales licence that affords no intellectual or asset protection either for yourself, your products, or your personal or corporate assets. As such I will require a signature here... here... an initial here... and an attached copy of your flight plan while in deWulf Corporate Space."
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[The trade is of course tax free; it is not bureaucracy free]
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 6:24 PM
While we're talking about hypothetical crossovers
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The "EotS run into Tiffanians" matchup begins with sakoku, resulting in a nervous detente, then several attempted secessions followed by a failed Boxer Rebellion-type war wherein the AGF get their teef kicked in repeatedly by the Legions
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Man, where's that rough semi-canonical chart of the Worlds?
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“Open link in new tab” for details. Rimward is up, coreward is down, spinward is right, trailing is left. Gold = the Empire Blue = the Worlds proper Purple = Expansion Regions Green = Periphery Red = Other (Some regions I haven’t developed enough to name yet are listed only by number.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 11:13 PM
"The Great Grubby Shoot of '96"
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@Overmind yeah, since the scenario was brought up I was thinking "somewhere between the crimson expanse and Vonis 31" (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/21/2022 11:26 PM
Which is probably not conducive to friendship and brotherhood to begin with
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Ooh, yeah, right in the middle of the Seam.
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The rest of the Seam? Well, it’s a nice place for pirates and perversions, raiders and Renegades, and smugglers, snakeheads, and spies. Also unbonded mercs, slavers, black labs, blacknet nodes, survivalists, the crazier kind of cult colony, and everyone else with a good reason not to be found – and the people trying to find them. And it’s a not so nice place for the law, insurance companies, and anyone who’s not a walking arsenal. No, not like the worst bits of the Expansion Regions. Worse than that. With the Conclave and the Republic staring each other down across the border, waiting for each other to blink, and twitching every time a decent-sized military ship moves towards the Supposedly Demilitarized Border Zone, no-one’s investing any time in bringing civilization or even keeping the peace hereabouts. Good places to visit in the Seam? If you fit any of the above description, you already know where you’re going. If you don’t, for the love of Flame and Star, go somewhere else. Even if you’re fixing to die, Nepscia’s cheaper.
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Of course, post-Core-War, now that a good-sized chunk of Vonis 31 has become Victory Salient, the mess has moved a bit further Republic-ward, but it's still not the greatest neighborhood.
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(The trouble you may run into is that it's hard to put an undetected civilization there, because there's not all that much room and that volume of space is closely monitored from both sides of the border against people being sneaky. Also, anything in that zone is necessarily going to get caught up in Worlds-Republic diplomacy, and may end up being left alone purely on the grounds of non-provocation by (not) pushing a bunch of activity out into the Supposedly Demilitarized Border Zone.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 10/22/2022 9:46 AM
I am now imagining some very frustrated rabble seething as they pack up to move, and some very irritated law itching for a chance to clean up the local mess
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For either side to acquire a forward volume like that would be Cuban Missile Crisis In Space: This Time They're Just Offshore For EVERYONE.
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Of course, post-Core-War, now that a good-sized chunk of Vonis 31 has become Victory Salient, the mess has moved a bit further Republic-ward, but it's still not the greatest neighborhood.
BizarroLand ♀ 10/22/2022 9:54 AM
Yeah, this would be hpapening pre-Core-War
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I am now imagining some very frustrated rabble seething as they pack up to move, and some very irritated law itching for a chance to clean up the local mess
BizarroLand ♀ 10/22/2022 10:11 AM
Nobody would envy the Tiff enforcers, that's for sure.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/22/2022 5:44 PM
I think the problem with this map is that it communicates where the Vonnies and the Worlds as a whole and the Empire are perfectly
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But I can't get a sense of where the specific Worlds polities are
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My use-case is extremely rare granted.
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Hrm. I have an older slightly annotated one somewhere. Plz hold.
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In many ways, the true alien threat is not hostile species. It's species who look at the Solar System and see a star, two planets, and some dust.
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Those planets being Jupiter and Saturn or…?
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The only ones big enough to notice, yeah.
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But I can't get a sense of where the specific Worlds polities are
Okay, so I took a moment to browse through things that are known or can be conveniently assembled about the Crimson Expanse. The key thing to note here is that while it's technically in the Worlds proper and not the Expansion Regions, it's relatively underpopulated largely because it's a bordermarch, and no-one really wants to live where the shit might happen to them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:12 PM
@Overmind I am going to admit to you that I was asking mostly to drop them where it will cause maximum lulz/culture shock
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Where the Empire itself is concerned, you've got the naval depot as Istria, which forms one end of the Borderline defenses, and is a fortress world pretty much designed to break fleets and, when forces slip past them, tie up vast amounts of them keeping it under siege. There's also the communications relay at Tarqil, but they don't claim the system. Apart from that - well, the big populations in the area are gas-giant dwellers. You've got the Gazkas Autocracy of the yschlé, who are about as fiercely militant as gasbags can get (4 systems), and the isolationist Bounded Exorcorpian Association of the mobann!, who largely think that interaction with the outside galaxy is frivolous if not extremely silly (1 system). Other dwellers include the Eilish Solidarity (7 systems), the Coordinated Polities of Calabar (single-system polity that grew up in this bad neighborhood), and half-a-dozen freesoil worlds (designated so due to the lack of interest by most in acquiring them) ranging from "politely anarchic" to "wretched hive of scum and villainy", as most such places do, and include the usual just-about-anyone who might turn up there.
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Of course, that's officially. As per the description of the Seam, above, there are a lot of unofficial people about doing unofficial things, most of which are vaguely creepifying in one way or another.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:20 PM
Yeah uhhhh
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Also of course, that's before it suddenly becomes relevant . Exactly how depends on how they get linked up, but it's going to change a lot the moment someone reports a CHIMERA SUNRISE in progress.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:22 PM
what's CHIMERA SUNRISE I don't know this codephrase
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First contact with an unknown exotic species of assumed near-equivalent tech.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:23 PM
assumed
Yeah I wouldn't call the Tiffanians "equivalent" exactly
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They're unimaginably far behind in nanotech and digisapience
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Although the "ISOT" is around the time of IAC's story start, so they have a population of around 250 billion and a 26-system industrial base (edited)
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At which point you get precautionary local military alerts, quick-response scientific and diplomatic teams all being dispatched to the site, and that's just what the official Imperial people do. Everyone else is not usually far behind them, looking for people to... do things to. Or with. Or about. All of the above, really. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:27 PM
Yeah, the "sakoku" part is basically a panic move on the part of the Privy Council to buy themselves some time to grapple with who they're dealing with (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀
They're unimaginably far behind in nanotech and digisapience
Yeah, but that's hard to tell at first glance. CHIMERA SUNRISE covers a whole lot of potential territory, 'cause downgrading later is usually safer than upgrading. (First contact with Equestria was initially labeled CHIMERA SUNRISE, for example, because alicorns can space without a craft, plus magic is an OCP.)
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It doesn't usually last long: either it moves into ROSY SUNRISE (peaceful contact, staged stand-down of military elements to standby alert and operational command moves to the diplomats/explorers) or it moves into BLOODY DAWN (send a Warmain, there's gonna be a war) depending on how the first contact goes. Extremely rarely you get a GOLDEN SUNRISE which skips the precautionary alert and goes immediately to maximally-friendly contact, but I don't think we need to worry about that one here.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:33 PM
I wouldn't call this sunrise ROSY.
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Not-orange not-yellow not-red, at best
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Argh, I've got to dash. When I get back on-line, I can give some thoughts on how the response might go?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 4:35 PM
The detente is basically Georgiana and her crew desperately trying to re-steer domestic policy now that they're on the doorstep of dozens of alien empires which are all thousands of years ahead of the homeland technologically (edited)
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Sure, I don't mind. I got all day
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Still mostly away, but quick one: how far from Earth is Tiffany again, canonically?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 8:07 PM
@Overmind Very far
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About 3200 ly, actually (edited)
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While my Para-Imperium is based on Alpha Centauri and a roughly 1,000-ly sphere around it
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Hrm. Going 3200 ly straight coreward would put you in pretty much the right neighborhood (well, at the fringe of the Sag Arm, which on the Worlds map would land you somewhere up top near the Shadow Systems. Of course, NGC 6811 is pretty much straight spinward...
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One issue that occurs to me is the mutual detection problem. There are some wriggles here depending on the scenario you have mind, but it's hard to come up with a scenario in which both parties wouldn't have been aware of each other for a long time. I can't remember how the Tiffanians spread, but pion drives and laser sails ain't exactly subtle, and the EM and neutrino signatures of Imperial civilization could be picked up by a crystal set at that sort of distance. (And the very large baseline telescopes [starting with the Barrascan Array, which can resolve objects 20 cm across at a distance of 2,250 light-years] have surveyed the crap out of the region along the Seam.)
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And civilization sign is a tropism that the stargate expansion system has.
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So here's a thought for you in terms of potential for culture shock. If we fudge locations and times a bit, you could put them next to/near one of the stations that go with the Spice Way Program. (edited)
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One issue that occurs to me is the mutual detection problem. There are some wriggles here depending on the scenario you have mind, but it's hard to come up with a scenario in which both parties wouldn't have been aware of each other for a long time. I can't remember how the Tiffanians spread, but pion drives and laser sails ain't exactly subtle, and the EM and neutrino signatures of Imperial civilization could be picked up by a crystal set at that sort of distance. (And the very large baseline telescopes [starting with the Barrascan Array, which can resolve objects 20 cm across at a distance of 2,250 light-years] have surveyed the crap out of the region along the Seam.)
BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 9:42 PM
"Traditional" (at least sort of the kind Luke has) wormholes propelled by petawatt lasers and massive, gigawatt Z-pinch drives burning D-He3
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I've never (personally, out of universe) gone in for amat
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Yeah, also not subtle. How does a big ol' Halo-style station in a system with a gas-giant fleet base and a couple of long-distance super-stargates do you for culture shock purposes?
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 9:45 PM
Yes, I mean Petawatt. Luke did some calcs for me assuming a 15 year subjective time and all, he's nice
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(This is stuff I'm still developing for an upcoming piece, but Spece Way Phase II involves basically building sub-Citadel stations and naval bases at all those key points in the network, as well as some upgrades to the Conclave Drift. Galactic spread requires embiggening.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 9:47 PM
Also, I just remembered
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NGC 6811 is pretty far off the galactic plane, like a few hundred light years
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I don't recall the exact details of the Spice Way Program but weren't they planning on taking it to the rest of the Local Group in general?
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That's a later phase, with the Elsewhere Society getting warmed up to send gates to Andromeda and Triangulum. The SWP itself just involved a bunch a regional stations around the galaxy.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 9:52 PM
It might only have been targeted because "it's large open cluster with a lot of young, single main-sequence G-types"
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:02 PM
Okay, I'm just gonna say what I'm actually occupied by mentally: the double circles, do they mean bigger stations?
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The nearest ones would be Transveil (which is probably too close to Earth, but its location could be fudged a bit given that I haven't and probably won't be really definite about exact relative positions), or, moving even further spinward, Branch, located where the Orion spur meets the Sag Arm.
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Not necessarily - just junction stations. I had originally thought about them being bigger rather than just multiply-stargated, but I've come up with a station model that can expand ad hoc , so that's probably not necessary in the original design.
22:07
(Starting with a single 72 mi diameter ring, then scaling up by adding more rings, each at 3 x diameter of the previous. That should keep things going until new architectural technologies are developed.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:09 PM
Now the Halo theme's playing in my head. Uhhh
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By gas giant are we talking jovian or superjov--
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right. culture shock. That was the original point.
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Uhhh. There probably wouldn't be as much from both ends in this model.
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Could be pretty big. I'm still working out the details. The notion is that they're going to pick big, bright stars in the relevant regions to use as anchors for the stations/stargates, on the grounds that those are natural meeting points for local civs.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:12 PM
If there's only one stargate link between Flora and the Worlds it's going to be easy enough for things to stay in detente and for the Hemicycle to try and salvage their abysmal tech situation
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Well, depends. The intent of the stations is that they're something of a microcosm of the Worlds civilization. Also, with the Spice Way express stargates, they're one jump away from everywhere .
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:13 PM
Which only leads down the lin--OH
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I was gonna say
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I think the most natural choice is deneb
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But that's not really here nor there
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The main issue is going to be the bleed-through in this case
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You won't only get the rare travellers who mostly get scared off or adventurers who are likely to cause no end of headaches for the Floran governor-general, you'll get people emigrating. Baseline humans and Tiffanians alike
22:18
Many of those people will only be out to "study abroad", but if they come back they will be enculturated with Worlds ideas and fully aware that there is no inherent danger in AI technologies, for instance, and that their home government is grossly evil (edited)
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Depends a bit on how you set up the connection at their end, I suppose. We can always make it a bit more inconvenient. The SWP architects aren't going to set up their station in a system someone's already using, so assuming one or both of Tiffanian and/or Ring Dynamics links between the station and Tiffanian space, you can probably rig the convenience/difficulty/controllability-of-travel at any point you like.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:24 PM
I think any scenario where people can freely move between Tiffanian space and Worlds probably ends in a panicked group of admirals starting the aforementioned Space Boxer Rebellion one way or another. The degree of travel only changes the timetable
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It's probably easiest to fix that by having an intersection of a route near the station with a Tiffanian wormhole or system. Then you can have your sakoku-enforcers keep a close eye on anyone making unauthorized transits out of the Colony Of Serious Security Risks.
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Or possibly the Colony That Is Now Only An Outpost For Diplomatically Dissing Each Other. Officially.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:27 PM
The fundamental problem is that contacting the Worlds in a meaningful way involves a significant amount of population realizing that what the government has been telling them is bullshit.
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The fundamental problem is that contacting the Worlds in a meaningful way involves a significant amount of population realizing that what the government has been telling them is bullshit.
I'm pretty sure the Empire has several organizations whose job it is to tell oppressed foreigners exactly how the government has been fucking them over
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:28 PM
Namely, that AI risk is not great if you're responsible and not a cruel asshole, it's possible to reconcile broad individual freedom with the economic necessities of mass society, etc. etc.
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how are you gonna keep them down on the farm when they've seen gay Eliéra etc etc.
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Yeah. In the long run, that's probably inevitable. At least it can be held down to a fairly slow burn. The Conclave will respect a degree of "oh god isolation" after contact, simply because that's one of the really common reactions of sudden exognosis. In the long term, well, um. Yeah, there are lots of people who will "test" that.
22:31
Slowing it down might be one advantage of the greater distance.
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2022 10:35 PM
"It is common for a newly contacted civilisation to resist contact for a period of time. Many require several years to convince themselves that we are not a particularly sneaky and patient hemoginizing swarm. Allowing this (to our eyes) excessive caution has historically resulted in much more successful cultural exchange over the following centuries."
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:37 PM
That's the relaxing timeline
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Or you could toss a couple of freesoil worlds into the vicinity to allow a bit more interaction. Hrm. The Republic will be coming apart at the seams at about this time, so, hell, throw some Vonnie refugees there who wanted to get as far away as they could from all that shit.
22:38
Give them someone to interact with who might be a bit less gung-ho.
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Morgrim Moon 10/23/2022 10:39 PM
give them some fellow anti-AI peeps? And then don't tell them the stargate sysadmin is a digisapience 😂
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:40 PM
The EXCITING timeline involves the war, an embarrassingly fast collapse, and after a shocking amount of its people are won over to the Imperial worldview, South Flora seceding to join the Empire
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I mean, the Worlds are a vast mish-mash of often-conflicting viewpoints. Contact probably means getting all of 'em. (Wonderful thing, the extranet.) Admittedly, one of them is kinda loud and owns lots of infrastructure, but there are lots of voices around with different opinions.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/23/2022 10:47 PM
Tiffanian space is essentially cut in half by the by the treaty. The three capital worlds and their .. ~10 companions stay loyal, but despite their efforts to tech up become increasingly irrelevant, and eventually the other ten worlds past Flora start going their own way, too, which the demilitarized Irisian state cannot resist. (edited)
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Georgiana at last has a population radicalized behind her, but she is powerless to do anything with it.
22:55
And her true, long-term dream has been killed deader-than dead.
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Depending on the details and room for compromise, she might be able to find someone... dream-agreeable in the Worlds. You never know.
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My Para-Imperium setting is up to about 4700 AD/2600 PX, with the Federation/Imperium established in 1100 PX at Alpha Centauri and expanding rapidly with .5c monopole-catalyzed fusion drives and stargates.
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With the imperium fragmenting due to Sol going nova in 2300 PX and taking out the center of the stargate network with it.
10:46
Unless a precursor gate is discovered how long would you say it might be before the Federation's successor states came upon the Empire of the Star?
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On a side note: I find myself wondering if the exotic matter frames of standard wormholes would last long enough in a nova for big 'ol plasma bursts to make it through to the connected systems.
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Morgrim Moon 10/24/2022 10:47 AM
hm. I could see the frames possibly lasting long enough, but I'm not sure the hole would under those sort of forces
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On a side note: I find myself wondering if the exotic matter frames of standard wormholes would last long enough in a nova for big 'ol plasma bursts to make it through to the connected systems.
The Federation collapsed them intentionally ahead of the radiation wavefront. They had over four years advance warning thanks to ansibles and their blowing up Sol in the first place (the Berserker probes that destroyed Earth in 10 PX were setting up a Dyson).
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Insert usual disclaimer that it's the expansion of the Worlds that's the big deal and the Empire is mostly adding an ecumenical colony here, achieving a peaceful admission there these days -- As of 7300 or so, the rimward Worlds expansion front is shoved up against the Rimward Gap (between the Carina-Sagittarius Arm and the Orion Spur). At that point, expansion is mostly to spinward and trailing (where it's easy), plus some efforts to cross the Coreward Gap, 'cause, hey, galactic core is fun. Also, the rimward end of the Worlds is, well, the Shadow Systems, and while that's not an insoluble problem, it is a pain in the ass no-one wants to deal with. Also, last I looked at a galactic map, the Coreward Gap has a somewhat higher stellar density and thus probably offers more points of interest along the way than the Rimward.
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(After 8100 or so, it doesn't matter because the Spice Way Program is under way and the Transveil station has been dropped around a bright star pretty much in their neighborhood.)
11:03
Before then, they'd probably bump into each other in one of the minor "stepping-stone" star clusters in the middle of the Rimward Gap, I should think. When is something of a difficult thing to nail down, though, as I have thus far failed to note down any particular relationship between a.i.c. and CE dates.
11:07
(Except in Timeo Eldraos, where Earth Bet's 2011 is somewhere in the late 8000s, maybe around 8900. But that's not a particularly useful reference for the prime universe, since it contradicts the known.)
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On a side note: I find myself wondering if the exotic matter frames of standard wormholes would last long enough in a nova for big 'ol plasma bursts to make it through to the connected systems.
i'd have to go do some napkin math to be sure, but i suspect that the nova wouldn't actually do all that much to the connected systems unless you got the gate a lot closer to the star than stargates typically are (edited)
11:11
unless you mean a supernova, not a nova.
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On a side note: I find myself wondering if the exotic matter frames of standard wormholes would last long enough in a nova for big 'ol plasma bursts to make it through to the connected systems.
in that regard im going to stan something from Neal Asher's Line War: use black hole polar beam plus "wormholes" to make bigass beam cannon
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(Except in Timeo Eldraos, where Earth Bet's 2011 is somewhere in the late 8000s, maybe around 8900. But that's not a particularly useful reference for the prime universe, since it contradicts the known.)
parallel universes be wacky yo
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in that regard im going to stan something from Neal Asher's Line War: use black hole polar beam plus "wormholes" to make bigass beam cannon
Jade Nekotenshi 10/24/2022 8:25 PM
That seems like... ow. Nicoll-Dyson beam but nastier
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and the firing platform fits on the equivalent of the millenium falcon :V
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Put a stargate near a star. Move the other end to near your target. Gate a chunk of star right on top of it. Laugh cheerily as everything burns.
13:01
Alternatively, have Perfect Translocative Defender gate away a large chunk of stellar core, then book it. The resulting destabilization will ruin everyone's day.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/25/2022 1:14 PM
I recall seeing in a short fic that I found long ago, the phrase "having a few percent of an F-class star dropped atop one's homeworld tends to disagree with continued habitation". I wondered exactly how in the nine hells one would do such a thing, the story didn't make it clear.
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2022 1:14 PM
can you book it fast enough for it to not ruin YOUR day?
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It would need a fittler retrofit.
13:16
Well, back in the day, the ulijen did that to themselves trying to build a stellar-tap power plant.
13:16
Resulting in a planet bearing a close resemblance to an Apple logo.
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/25/2022 1:18 PM
Ow.
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It makes for a nice example to show would-be power engineers as a lesson in Not Fucking Up.
13:24
"For science, yes. But for science in an appropriately distant orbit, m'kay?"
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Resulting in a planet bearing a close resemblance to an Apple logo.
"does our insurance cover that?" "nnope" "shit"
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Morgrim Moon 10/25/2022 1:47 PM
"we would like to show you proof that Litash is not the biggest hole someone has made in a planet"
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the damage to litash was pretty lightash
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Okay that post about an English pub in the Empire reminds me of my idea for a story about a Wal-Mart in an exclave.
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Based on the utter disaster that was Wal-Mart Germany
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Morgrim Moon 10/27/2022 1:58 AM
quite a few of the pieces in that Transcendant Terms remind me of how the Spirit-Choirs work in Werewolf: the Forsaken. I sincerely doubt that was a primary inspiration source, so now I'm wondering how much of that sort of thing is common to many settings, if that makes any sense
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I’m guessing some recent reading up on Orion’s Arm and Society of Mind theory
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Not all that recent. It's been at least a few years for the former and rather more (something over a decade) since I read Society of Mind . Now if you want to get seriously into a detailed list of inspirations, you can find things in there inspired by, yes, Orion's Arm, Exalted, Eberron, the old SL4 wiki, various books by Moravec, Great Mambo Chicken and the Transhuman Condition, Destiny, the Galactic Milieu series, the writings of Teilhard de Chardin, Wil McCarthy's Bloom, the Golden Age trilogy, Japanese mythology, Hermetic magical theory, Bear's Eon, Eternity, and Queen of Angels, Mage: the Awakening, a couple of Extropian web sites, some lore asides in a review of Elden Ring I saw somewhere, the Elder Scrolls series, Weber's Safehold books, a couple of Pyramid articles, Sanderson's Cosmere setting, Plato, Zindell's A Requiem for Homo Sapiens, Mindjammer, a couple of chapters of Harry and the Shipgirls, and some random stuff I came across on the Internet some time. Also probably some other stuff I don't remember and a glass of warm brandy. (edited)
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(To write, one must read.)
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardinian_people#Life_expectancy_and_longevity Sardinia is the first discovered Blue Zone, a demographic and/or geographic area of the world where people live measurably longer lives.[101] Sardinians share with the Ryukyuans from Okinawa[102][103] (Japan) the highest rate of centenarians in the world (22 centenarians/100,000 inhabitants). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbagia According to a thesis by the archaeologist Giovanni Lilliu, Sardinian history has always been characterised by what he called the "constant of Sardinian resistance", opposed to the invaders who attempted at various times to lord over the indigenous inhabitants.[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sardinia_and_Corsica From Corsica, the Romans did not receive much spoil nor were the prisoners willing to bow to foreign rule, and to learn anything Roman [...] The same went for Sardinian slaves, who acquired an infamous reputation for being untrustworthy and killing their masters if they had the chance. Are we sure that the eldrae aren't the descendants of some very lost Sardinians? 😆 (edited)
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Actually, was there ever an estimate given for when the precursors brought the abducted greenlife to Eliera according to the eldrae calendar? (edited)
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There’s been some suggestions that the eldrae were engineered from H. heidelbergensis
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Bandals are explicitly descended from dire wolves, which went extinct on Earth 8,200 years ago
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2022 8:16 AM
that one may potentially warrant looking into; we've recently discovered that dire wolves weren't actually close relatives of wolves. They look so similar because of convergent evolution.
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They're a blend of various sources: the manufacturers mixed-and-matched biology to taste.
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By their calendar, the oldest dated greenlife remains are from ~-380,000; the oldest Pseudoeldrae archaea from ~-360,000. Eldrae alathis appeared ~-302,000 and Precursor civilization collapsed ~-301,000, so somewhere in there.
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By ours, call it somewhere around 360,000 ante. At that time you've got H. heidelbergensis, H. sapiens neanderthalensis and H. denisova all running around. (edited)
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By an amusing concidence, had I been pressed before today to deliver a handwave on exactly which human stock the Precursors picked up, I would probably have said Neanderthals from Western-Europe and Denisovans from East Asia and Polynesia. Which, while all long before any modern ethny had emerged, does let you draw some super-speculative tentative links to both the Sardinians from one, and the Ryukyuans from the other.
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(Biologists may wonder somewhat at the genetic fuckery that this root stock - relatively stocky and dark - ended producing a species known for being tall, slender, and pale. On the other hand, they'd recognize some traits coming through like long, high noses, larger eyes, a degree of dolichocephaly, etc. On the gripping hand, this ancestry almost certainly explains all those redheads.) (edited)
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Absolute worst and distinctly racist take: the decline of these lineages in favor of H. sapiens is entirely due to the Precursors stealing the genetic and social cream of the crop for their own purposes, thus coring out Neandersovan proto-civilization just when it was getting established. (Not sure who'd actually have this particular take, but you know someone will.)
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That sort of thing goes on the lengthy list of why this particular contact scenario is largely untouchable, because that particular revelation would undoubtedly be radioactive. Hell, we already have at least one lunatic cult that claims white people are literally evil aliens - just imagine how many whackjobs would come out of the woodwork once they had actual proof that certain human ethnies shared the most genes with the Empire of Space Elves. (It ain't all going to be casting a fresh eye on the stories of the Tuatha Dé Danann.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 10/28/2022 11:24 AM
Ooooooof. Alas, true.
11:24
I almost wanna say "this is why we can't have nice things", but that way lies more ticks than an arachnology lab, so...
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On the more fun hand, there can be lots of speculation over which legends are actually distorted memories of those guys who left in a huff after being told that while pretending to be deities may be an effective uplift technique, it is nonetheless in dashed poor taste.
11:35
("No, we aren't responsible for the Pyramids. On the other hand, we may have passed a few things on to the Celts and Vikings about the virtue of living awesomely. Pity those bloody missionaries came along afterwards and spoiled it all.")
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("It's at least possible we were responsible for Tir na nOg and Penglai/Hōrai. Not Atlantis, though. But, yeah, all those mysterious islands filled with pretty immortal people, shiny things, and dragons, that could have been us.") (edited)
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You'd have to get real timey-wimey, possibly with a side of spacey-wacey, to make it fit, but all's fair in love, war, and not-actually-first-contact fanfic.
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BizarroLand ♀ 10/28/2022 1:29 PM
Sometimes I wish it had been the cats and not primates who got the keys to tool-use
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Need more sociopathy on your Earth?
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Morgrim Moon 10/28/2022 1:49 PM
I'd say "pick a better cat, like lions" except no. That would be an entirely different flavour of bad, but still bad.
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Need more sociopathy on your Earth?
in fairness, empathy can do plenty of evil all on it's own
16:23
and at least a society of sociopaths would, by definition, be thoroughly equipped to deal with malicious sociopaths. (edited)
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CatWorld would take one look at insert stereotypical evil exec and be like Huh, that doesn't seem ununsual? Except for the lack of 4,319 articles of legalese, court rulings, etc that *would* prevent that guy from acting in anything but society's best interest. (edited)
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While we're on with matters potentially Earthy, I just tossed this thought for consideration up onto the thread. Also potentially incendiary:
17:57
Here's another fun question: Who gets the starport? (Well, the major starport, anyway. Obviously various military and corporate and national forces will want their own, but who's going to get the first/big one that gets highlighted in all the astrogation handbooks.)
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Considerations include: * Somewhere reasonably equatorial would be nice, for reasons of orbital dynamics. A minor consideration, but not a nonexistent one, and one that determines a lot of the running costs for your interface infrastructure which add up over time. Let's just say Norway would not be a great choice. * Proximity to other transport nexi, because you're going to have a lot of stuff moving through there eventually, and not having to build a whole bunch of infrastructure on good notice is a plan. * How scared are the locals of big ships with nuclear drives? Or the other appurtenances of typical starports, like giant gunspires for cargo-handling mass drivers and catchers for freight raining down from the sky. A local mountain may be convenient to save having to build one, if the terrain is not too hinky in general. * Also sonic booms, other traffic noise, everything else that a big-ass airport might cause... * How willing are you to apply extrality, as a principle? The Accord on Trade and lengthy custom sets certain expectations that crewers aren't going to have to worry about being busted for violating assorted weird-ass local laws and that intermediate ports aren't going to make a fuss about cargo in transit just because it happens to be illegal locally. You don't have to implement this, but not doing so will put a serious crimp in your trade volume. * On a not unrelated note, hosting a big starport also means hosting startown. Be nice.
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* Do you want to pay for it? For that matter, how do you want to pay for it? * You can do everything yourself. This requires a lot of engineers, a lot of learning how to build IOSS-compatible hardware, and a great deal of time and effort in mastering every tiny little detail of port operations up front and requires a fuckhuge capital investment. Also a big technical investment, because putting the highport up there will take rather more than a few Starship launches. * You can pay the Imperial Starport Authority to build and run a starport for you. A service they offer in the interest of promoting interstellar trade and amity, belike. * Pros: This can be up and running almost immediately because they have a whole lot of prefabs for situations just like this one, is much cheaper, and makes all the operational and technical issues Not Your Problem. Also, when it comes to the above extrality issue, people trust ISA a lot more than they do random local governments. * Cons: they will want full extraterritoriality, and while (if it's above the minimum) the lease payments come out of the port fees, the port fees are going to them, not to you. (To be fair, you'd probably have to spend them all on operational costs anyway.) If you want to take it over at some point, you have to buy it out, and that certainly won't be cheap. Also, ISA will have veto power over the location, and will pick the offer they accept based on their preferred criteria. Or skip setting up a proper starport and just go with a landing beacon and a basalt slab in some wasteland near a river and a couple of dudes in a shack running basic flight control and handing out "Welcome to Earth" buttons? Some worlds get away with that, although they only expect a few scraggly tramp traders to ever turn up there. But hey, sometimes, that's all you need.
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@Overmind I expect Earth to receive more than a few tramp traders tbh
17:59
It may be a frontier world but it probably has a significant amount of scientific and cultural interest as the original homeworld of the eldrae (or their progenitor species)
18:00
also, here's a thought
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-Equatorial -Far away from large populated areas -Ideally in international territory to prevent disputes -No favoritism of any nation or culture on Earth (again to prevent disputes)
18:01
why not build it at (0, 0)
18:02
set up an artificial island
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Has some advantages, but also some rather notable sources of extra cost. (Also a little dubious about internationalization's effectiveness at being a dispute preventer .)
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@Overmind I expect Earth to receive more than a few tramp traders tbh
Well, everywhere gets tramps. The question, really, is if you want to do business with anyone operating on a larger scale than Mal Reynolds? That's who you need a proper starport for.
18:13
...I suppose you could probably land some interface-capable vehicles at large airports with long runways, if you felt like traumatizing the control tower, the FAA, and whoever realizes that they need a new category beyond both "heavy" and "super" for wake turbulence.
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"Chicago Center, this is Imperial Eight One Niner Ermahgerd checking in, requesting clearance to descend from flight level five-two-eight-zero, copy? Over."
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...I suppose you could probably land some interface-capable vehicles at large airports with long runways, if you felt like traumatizing the control tower, the FAA, and whoever realizes that they need a new category beyond both "heavy" and "super" for wake turbulence.
The problem is refueling them, then
18:20
I doubt most Earth airports handle metallic hydrogen or D-He3
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"Imperial Eight One Niner Ermahgerd, how much separation do you require?" "How much separation you got, tower?"
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I doubt most Earth airports handle metallic hydrogen or D-He3
Some of the small tramps expect to visit worlds without refined fuel available, so they can do the needful. They just need water. Lots of water.
18:24
Or they're landing on nuclear air-breathers, and so what they mostly need is people to stop screaming and love the bomb.
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Or they're landing on nuclear air-breathers, and so what they mostly need is people to stop screaming and love the bomb.
"Imperial Eight One Niner Ermahgerd, be advised to keep your radioactive exhaust pointed away from the city."
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While we're on with matters potentially Earthy, I just tossed this thought for consideration up onto the thread. Also potentially incendiary:
well, building off of the philosophy that a compromise is a situation where everyone is equally unhappy about the outcome:
North or south pole. Technically closer to some countries than others, but the inconvenience of trekking over kilometers of frozen ice that nonetheless manages to be a desert at the same time will doubtlessly make the trip equally annoying for everyone. Shame about the loss in D/V efficiency.
Multiple starports. Given that many countries end up being quite competitive, they might just all pay for their own starport, actual demand be damned.
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18:38
funny option: Directly on top of the U.N. headquarters, smack dab in the middle of New York City.
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Not really big enough, alas.
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well, the rest of the city would probably have to be evacuated for safety reasons, so they could probably expand the extraterritorial region to fit
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ISA usually will ask a new customer for a 10x10 mi lot, preferably somewhere where future expansion won't involve, y'know, moving cities.
18:40
That let's them get started with everything a nice, comfortable distance apart and for it to be a while before you start traumatizing the neighbors.
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that sounds problematic, since cities have a way of growing around ports like a angular moss.
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(Please pay attention to the big signs along the perimeter fence reading "this land will be noisy as fuck, don't live here". But you won't. No-one ever does.)
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ah, yes. The City of the Deaf
18:41
mostly not literally true.
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But the perpetual bane of the PR department, who have "fending off noise complaints" as the top item on their to-do list, right next to "reminding everyone that the scary foreigners spend a stupid amount of money in their local economy" and "dealing with the dude who insists that the metal plate in his head can pick up traffic control signals".
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in fairness, if the local technology is archaic that last one might be true
18:44
you can pick up AM on pots and pans if you're rather close to the transmitter
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(of course, if you're running your traffic control off of AM you are most definitely not up to IOSS spec. But its not impossible.)
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Here's another fun question: Who gets the starport? (Well, the major starport, anyway. Obviously various military and corporate and national forces will want their own, but who's going to get the first/big one that gets highlighted in all the astrogation handbooks.)
Panama? Near-equatorial, business-friendly, lot of traffic through the Panama Canal, and the Colón Free Trade Zone seems to be the second largest freeport in the world. Alternatively, Singapore? They're even closer to the equator, they're located right by the Strait of Malacca through which something like 40% of Earth's shipping passes, the People's Action Party is hardcore pro-growth, and the country is the only one in Asia to have received a AAA sovereign credit rating from all of the big three. Although I think there'd be a bit of a problem in that a 10x10 mile spaceport would be almost half the country... Maybe it could be built in their territorial waters but that would still be pretty cramped.
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Malaysia, Indonesia, India, Peru, and Kenya all seem like reasonable equatorial places to put a spaceport too but I'm not sure about how they'd take ISA extrality. Kenya could be more amenable to extrality than the rest.
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The meme option would be to build it within the territory of the United States. Specifically, Puerto Rico... for the tax breaks.
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Personally I'd downcheck southeast asia due to geology concerns. Volcanos, earthquakes, tsunami damage... Logistically convenient but fairly fraught with potential damages
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Hrm. Lots of suggestions to consider, but here's a crazy thought: Midway.
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Conveniently far from nervous people, right in the middle of the Pacific trade lanes, not too temptingly close to the PRC, and while handing out extraterritoriality is always going to be A Thing, it's a bit less of a thing when you're talking about a 2.4 sq mi atoll with a population < 40.
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What's the local geology like?
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Also still have tsunami concerns.
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Runs the construction costs up a bit when you're going to be anchoring a bunch of platforms into the rock underlying the atoll and just plain floating others, especially doing so in a manner that respects the unique local ecology, but still.
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Midway itself is sand islets and coral reef, but in this scenario they'd be anchoring platforms into the underlying ex-shield-volcano. Keep the atoll land and lagoon as mostly a park, since it's the anchor that you need, not the small amount of land. Hurricanes and tsunamis are a potential issue, but they could do as they have to do on Phílae and install kinetic barriers powerful enough to no-sell the waves.
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(Apparently the 2011 tsunami generated a 5' wave at Midway; canonically the ones they use at Lower Landing on Phílae can stave off a 30' surge. With the help of some deep drainage pumps.)
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Political issues may include needing to create an intraterritory inside the extraterritory for the Battle of Midway Memorial (not a problem for them, at least) and taking care of the Wildlife Refuge. Environmental issues may including promising to clear up all the crap that lands on its beaches from the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, which a savvy Port Director would offer to do for the garbage, as all of that can be fed straight into the cornucopia digesters.
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(Also, the atoll is also known as Kuaihelani, meaning "the backbone of heaven". Seems sort of destined, belike.)
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Morgrim Moon 10/29/2022 12:43 AM
I know that Australia would definitely volunteer, because the currently proposed space facility at Katherine hits many desirable characteristics. But it's probably not equatorial enough and lacks tall mountains. Or short mountains. Or moderately sized hills.
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It's main features are "big flat area that mostly has very favourable weather, and a nice river near enough to make barges part of the transport infrastructure", and geopolitical stability, and lack of abrupt natural disasters. And I guess under these circumstances, the ability to handle orion launches and refueling as soon as everyone else stops weirdly panicking about australia handling nuclear material
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CatWorld would take one look at insert stereotypical evil exec and be like Huh, that doesn't seem ununsual? Except for the lack of 4,319 articles of legalese, court rulings, etc that *would* prevent that guy from acting in anything but society's best interest. (edited)
evil cat lawyer world
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"Imperial Eight One Niner Ermahgerd, be advised to keep your radioactive exhaust pointed away from the city."
[on the runway] "so, now how do we turn around to get off again without pointing the open end of the shadow shield at the city"
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Antarctica has a big, inhospitable desert in the middle
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Need more sociopathy on your Earth?
If I wanted less sociopathic sophonts I would have gone with elephants, maybe wolves if I could give them hands
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I have a corgi staying with me at the moment. On an unrelated note, canines don’t appear to need hands to be dangerously competent tool users. 😱
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Morgrim Moon 10/29/2022 9:05 AM
birds manage to do even better, mostly with the equivalent of a pair of tweezers
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Or their feet
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Not all that recent. It's been at least a few years for the former and rather more (something over a decade) since I read Society of Mind . Now if you want to get seriously into a detailed list of inspirations, you can find things in there inspired by, yes, Orion's Arm, Exalted, Eberron, the old SL4 wiki, various books by Moravec, Great Mambo Chicken and the Transhuman Condition, Destiny, the Galactic Milieu series, the writings of Teilhard de Chardin, Wil McCarthy's Bloom, the Golden Age trilogy, Japanese mythology, Hermetic magical theory, Bear's Eon, Eternity, and Queen of Angels, Mage: the Awakening, a couple of Extropian web sites, some lore asides in a review of Elden Ring I saw somewhere, the Elder Scrolls series, Weber's Safehold books, a couple of Pyramid articles, Sanderson's Cosmere setting, Plato, Zindell's A Requiem for Homo Sapiens, Mindjammer, a couple of chapters of Harry and the Shipgirls, and some random stuff I came across on the Internet some time. Also probably some other stuff I don't remember and a glass of warm brandy. (edited)
Just realized I forgot The Curse of Chalion in that list.
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In matters relevant to recent discussions on #random that shouldn't necessarily have been there, here's a relevant thread by Bret Devereaux (ACOUP) on patterns of failed interventions: https://twitter.com/BretDevereaux/status/1587573502760157192
This article on the history of failed American interventions in Haiti (https://t.co/eRNfsnx2jf) is really informative but it also put me in mind of broader patterns of failed western interventions and I have some thoughts as to why they keep failing. 1/
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The issues are parallel rather than an exact match, but it's a useful parallelism in terms of thinking about Problems Intractable Even In The Future, and the messier aspects of Imperial foreign policy.
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I'm not so sure about the "anarchy -> king -> democracy" progression
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 11/01/2022 8:38 PM
It is a bit abbreviated from the traditional cycle of regimes
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So I've been wondering - we've read about the programming languages in 'verse - are there any interesting in 'verse version control systems? Or is it all more or less git by another name?
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There are undoubtedly interesting things to say about them, but I, alas, do not know what those things are yet.
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On another note, I declare it Officially Sad that the days of spotting targets primarily with the Mk. 1 Eyeball didn't overlap with the discovery of the Out-of-Mind visual textures, because the only thing cooler than dazzle camo is denial camo. "What aircraft carrie-" thud
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ahaha
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Gods help the poor buggers coming back from shore leave, though. ("I know we parked somewhere around here...")
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On another note, I declare it Officially Sad that the days of spotting targets primarily with the Mk. 1 Eyeball didn't overlap with the discovery of the Out-of-Mind visual textures, because the only thing cooler than dazzle camo is denial camo. "What aircraft carrie-" thud
BizarroLand ♀ 11/02/2022 12:18 PM
Wait, those exist?!
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basilisk hack: (from the mythical petrifying serpent); a class of cognoweapon capable of being introduced through normal sensory channels which attack metalogical defects in sensory input processin…
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Examples include the now-infamous flaw with the Genetekker Dodge-9 hominid central nervous system augmentation process that could be used against its owner trivially to lead to a rapid cranial collision with a 'ground' surface in standard gravity.
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made me think of that
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Admittedly, the main use for the O-o-M textures is in virtual reality as a handy way of hiding glitches in the matrix.
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The Must-Have-It Box, on the other hand, is known mostly for juvenile pranks and its unique status in law as an item that, legally, cannot be stolen.
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Admittedly, the main use for the O-o-M textures is in virtual reality as a handy way of hiding glitches in the matrix.
"why am i suddenly nowhere?" "the virch crashed and its only ignore-me texture everywhere"
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There are undoubtedly interesting things to say about them, but I, alas, do not know what those things are yet.
Since version-control for the physical world is canon: Git For Objects. Also known as GTFO.
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burp who else wants to revert the last change to the cake?
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warning: objects in repo ~cornflakes/mahbelleh are protected. Continue anyway (y/n)?
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nonono the source repo, not the piece i forked!
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Incidentally, those carefully observing the numbers in the latest may observe that our cousins are about as closely related to us as slugs or zebrafish.
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Conveniently far from nervous people, right in the middle of the Pacific trade lanes, not too temptingly close to the PRC, and while handing out extraterritoriality is always going to be A Thing, it's a bit less of a thing when you're talking about a 2.4 sq mi atoll with a population < 40.
doctorcatfish 11/04/2022 8:26 PM
I thought of the Hawaiian Islands, but it's too much work for anything not already designed for water landings. And too much ecology / valuable agricultural space on the Big Island to really want to build catapults there. (Those western approaches? That would be Kailua-Kona, as in Kona coffee.) I could see a tramp container-ship design that landed in the water, used air or vacuum bladders to float, discharged cargo to local wet-nautical ships, pumped through local seawater until it had enough deuterium, and then re-launched. Hawaii would be ideal for that sort of ship... and a horrible idea for any other kind.
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Panama? Near-equatorial, business-friendly, lot of traffic through the Panama Canal, and the Colón Free Trade Zone seems to be the second largest freeport in the world. Alternatively, Singapore? They're even closer to the equator, they're located right by the Strait of Malacca through which something like 40% of Earth's shipping passes, the People's Action Party is hardcore pro-growth, and the country is the only one in Asia to have received a AAA sovereign credit rating from all of the big three. Although I think there'd be a bit of a problem in that a 10x10 mile spaceport would be almost half the country... Maybe it could be built in their territorial waters but that would still be pretty cramped.
doctorcatfish 11/04/2022 8:35 PM
Panama is possible, but despite formal tie-cutting, I think it would be perceived as too close to the USA in relations and in geography. It wouldn't even exist but for US intervention (in a civil war in Colombia), much less have that canal. One advantage of the Malacca site is that you couldn't site the whole spaceport on one country's territory. Another is that they're already used to playing the balance-of-power game. A third is that in addition to the three direct host countries, the rest of ASEAN (plus Australia) could play host to bloc-aligned shipping nexi that double as military installations to keep an eye on all the other powers doing the same thing. Startown itself might have to be an artificial island, but they could manage that much. It's a lot less work than trying to build a mountain out of an atoll, and Singapore has a lot of experience making land out of not-really-land.
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If the Malacca site gets chosen, I really want someone to open a Rick's Cafe. With a piano. And whatever gaming the straight-laced Singapore government will permit.
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If the Malacca site gets chosen, I really want someone to open a Rick's Cafe. With a piano. And whatever gaming the straight-laced Singapore government will permit.
Morgrim Moon 11/04/2022 9:20 PM
in Singapore it looks like gambling is prohibited unless licenced, which requires it being part of an integrated resort (so having accommodation and conference infrastructure etc). On the other hand, as long as you win nothing but bragging rights, you can play cards or majong to your heart's content. Somehow I doubt that will be enough though 😛
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in Singapore it looks like gambling is prohibited unless licenced, which requires it being part of an integrated resort (so having accommodation and conference infrastructure etc). On the other hand, as long as you win nothing but bragging rights, you can play cards or majong to your heart's content. Somehow I doubt that will be enough though 😛
doctorcatfish 11/04/2022 9:28 PM
Rick’s Conference Center Hotel and Casino!
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I recall from an article I read some time ago about Singapore's interesting relationship with Johore (at the other end of the causeway), giving it the unique distinction of having not merely a sleazy across-the-border town catering to illicit fun-seekers, but a sleazy Islamic across-the-border town.
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But this may be a case where the easy solution to the problem, from Singapore's point of view, is to arrange for startown to be inside the extrality line, and therefore conveniently not their problem.
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(Add a semiformal agreement to punt drunk spacers who haven't gotten all felonious back across the line and bill their ship for the trouble, and you've solved 99% of the issue.)
21:39
If and when it comes up for discussion in the public eye, the government can piously point out that they aren't all that fond of the compromise and will have serious words with the port director, but on a totally different and unrelated topic, aren't those trade income figures nice this month?
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This particular dodge is an ancient and semi-honorable way of dealing with this particular cultural clash.
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Panama is possible, but despite formal tie-cutting, I think it would be perceived as too close to the USA in relations and in geography. It wouldn't even exist but for US intervention (in a civil war in Colombia), much less have that canal. One advantage of the Malacca site is that you couldn't site the whole spaceport on one country's territory. Another is that they're already used to playing the balance-of-power game. A third is that in addition to the three direct host countries, the rest of ASEAN (plus Australia) could play host to bloc-aligned shipping nexi that double as military installations to keep an eye on all the other powers doing the same thing. Startown itself might have to be an artificial island, but they could manage that much. It's a lot less work than trying to build a mountain out of an atoll, and Singapore has a lot of experience making land out of not-really-land.
Good points, I hadn't considered the possibility of it being a multinational extrality. It seems like they've already got some economic agreements in place that could plausibly be expanded to facilitate a spaceport. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesia%E2%80%93Malaysia%E2%80%93Singapore_growth_triangle
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But this may be a case where the easy solution to the problem, from Singapore's point of view, is to arrange for startown to be inside the extrality line, and therefore conveniently not their problem.
doctorcatfish 11/05/2022 9:50 AM
It never occurred to me that startown would be outside the extrality line
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doctorcatfish 11/05/2022 10:02 AM
That set of arrangements suggests to me a nested set of extralities from full extrality (Malacca Starport core facilities and Startown), to partial extrality and star-export tax-free (Singapore and collocated factories), to the pre-contact agreement zones, and normal rules beyond that
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BluejayHurricane 11/10/2022 11:02 PM
What’s the local equivalent of “would you please shut up about your acid trip already”
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Today in possibly relevant paired tweets:
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Today in possibly relevant paired tweets:
BizarroLand ♀ 11/12/2022 8:41 PM
I can't tell if these tweets are ironic or not anymore
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So, ladies and gentlemen, where does one go along the path of technological development to out-dropship the Waffle-class, the Bomb With Troops In, Our Lady Of The Heavily Armed Firestorm, She Who Sings "It's Raining Men And They're In Fucking Tanks"?
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In today's concepts, I give you the Doughnut-class. The essential concept is a return to Flapjack, but without the people and vehicles packed into it (and thus able to burn even harder). Instead, the core of the ship is just a very solid groundplate and a Claves-Catala translocator ( https://eldraeverse.com/2020/10/22/here-is-there/ ). A really big one.
This is another post which has fallen through a wormhole from the future, since the device in question won’t be invented until well into the 9th millennium. But since they’re going to appear before…
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Such that once you have grounded this thing and checked that receiving conditions are acceptable, you can then push the button and space-swap an entire freakin' brigade downwell in one go. And their little forward operating base, too.
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2022 11:32 AM
Damn
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"Repel this, Astartes"
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In 40K, the Necron Monolith is something very vaguely like this, but it seems to be able to move an infantry squad at most
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(Not going to be showing up until sometime in the middle or probably late 8,000s, since they first have to invent the C-C translocator and then develop the engineering to be able to make them this big, but...)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2022 11:33 AM
(In fluff, it can handle more like a platoon-equivalent of Immortals at once, but even still.)
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I was inspired by a similar thing from the late Stargate-verse, where the Ori used to drop ring platforms from shuttles, but still the small, fireteam-sized version we were used to. So then I sat down and thought to myself, "Self, what if we could scale this thing? And why wouldn't we scale this thing?"
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2022 11:36 AM
I mean, if it's basically a one-shot stargate, hell, why not?
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Also handy for quick retreats, if need be. "Well, sir, we had their base completely surrounded, and then..." "Yes?" "It, um, disappeared, sir." (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 11/14/2022 11:40 AM
in my experience "why wouldn't we scale this thing" generally means "we found a square cube law"
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Oh, there absolutely is a square-cube law, but I see no reason not to tweak the constants to the point of maximal coolness. 😁
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(And, in this military application, they're probably pushing said law a bit beyond the point at which a more reasonable civilian application would have said, "yeah, this isn't gonna be practical".)
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Jade Nekotenshi 11/14/2022 11:45 AM
the line for "too expensive" moves up a lot when the consequences for not having what you need, where you need it, when you need it, go up.
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Civilian applications of oversize teleporters in the long term probably include the "and when I push this button, my ski chalet becomes my beach house".
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But that is, by comparison, not nearly that big.
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Morgrim Moon 11/14/2022 11:47 AM
civilian applications tend to place rather more prominence on cost efficiency than the military does
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It really seems like the mothership should be essentially a dedicated troop transport, except one that transports the troops and their materiel in their prefab FOB. Super-easy logistics to establish that orbithead.
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In today's concepts, I give you the Doughnut-class. The essential concept is a return to Flapjack, but without the people and vehicles packed into it (and thus able to burn even harder). Instead, the core of the ship is just a very solid groundplate and a Claves-Catala translocator ( https://eldraeverse.com/2020/10/22/here-is-there/ ). A really big one.
How to make a Protoss Executor jealous
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What sort of ship is the Bellicose-class assault cruiser mentioned in https://eldraeverse.com/2014/03/23/trope-a-day-future-music/ ? Wet-navy or space-navy? And is the main armament used in a way that doesn't fall under percussion?
Future Music: While the Empire has been around for a very, very long time and as such has accumulated far more musical genres that I can reasonably describe, here are some notable ones – with…
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psure you can use the point defense lasers as general synths at lower power level :D
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A comment I append to that last post:
For those who don't remember it from discussions elsewhere, a grimward is the local terminology for a place where one of the Great Drakes died, and while it is dead, its reality-warping ontotech, it turns out, can eternal lie. Or at least has a very long half-life. And as you might expect of places where dead dragons lie dreaming, they are heavily walled, warded, and posted to ensure that people don't accidentally wander into them. There may be no more than half a dozen in the world, almost all tiny, but they're rather memorable. Marlais's epithet implies that he voluntarily went into one, came out with one of the dragon's bones, and shaped a sword out of it. This is the approximate equivalent, by our standards, of talking a walk through Chernobyl's basement, coming out with a lump of ⁶⁰Co or ²¹⁰Po, and shaping a sword from it to make it "more killy".
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shard of the monolith
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Damn. Badass.
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BizarroLand ♀ 11/26/2022 5:47 PM
I wonder..
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Necrophilia begins here, inasmuch as I will now respond to a bunch of stuff I did not at the time.
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re: gun powercell connector in the water: not sure if inductive coupling would be necessary or even good. a connector with a bunch of tight sealing rubber lips that slide to displace fluids during insertion and keep the wet bubbles around the contacts separated along with a little electronic switch that only releases the main power rail to the outside after being informed by the gun's connector controller is probably easier than eating losses from AC inverting and the garbage filled "air" gap in the transformer. (along with the extra complexity of the inverter in the power cell..)
Well, since powercells in the 'verse are essentially mini-SMES, they're using induction-in/induction-out coupling anyway under most circumstances. This is just moving the coupling to where it's most useful for other purposes.
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i suspect you're going to have a hard time extracting power via induction in a DC smes
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to my knowledge SMES are dis-/charged by switching their conductive path around
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and induction generally only works via changing fields
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Ah, no, I mean the entire unit. In the ‘verse, if you buy a SMES, from powercell to accumulator, it’s a sealed unit with an induction loop on one end. Unless it’s for some weirdly specialized application.
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ahso
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Contacts being terrible things which short and corrode and should not be, y’know, on the outside.
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eh, if they short your power controller forked up
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or could do it on purpose for cleaning :val:
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(Mains power is delivered the same way. You’re basically sticking half a transformer on the wall.)
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Free bonus: all sockets double as battery chargers.
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but all the inductive losses along the lines! drama
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(or having an inverter at every outlet)
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re: cooling, thermal clips I would bet there's a market for exotic cooling methods that alleviate the need to dump a thermal 'mag' if you decide to be a machine gun.
Hailguns, being hailguns, tend to have their own answers to the problem of cooling - easy ones, really, given that they're support weapons. Depending upon power and firing rate, such solutions vary from "forget radiative striping, this thing looks like a long-ass brick of fins with a hole in the end", to "comes with a man-portable thermal goo tank/stand radiator, hook up before firing", to "just add water, and keep adding water as it boils off; it boils off fast", and ending with "attach it to an IFV".
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Bonus points to disposable hailguns whose deployment plan is "light blue touchpaper and retire while it burns through all its ammunition, then melts".
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There were some experiments with packing per-round cooling along with the ammo, but that only works for hailslugguns, and is a pain in both additional complexity of mechanism and of logistics.
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There were some experiments with packing per-round cooling along with the ammo, but that only works for hailslugguns, and is a pain in both additional complexity of mechanism and of logistics.
at that point you've just reinvented cased propellant guns
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since that's exactly how they work; the spent casing carries away a lot of the heat
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(granted, it's not literally reinvented; it's still a coilgun and there's no propellant to be seen. But still.)
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maybe it could put the extra heat into vaporisation of a liquid coolant and get a bit of extra acceleration out of the expansion
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at that point you've just reinvented cased propellant guns
Solid coolant is unfortunately ungreat for cooling coils, however, which makes it much bigger PITA.
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Okay that post about an English pub in the Empire reminds me of my idea for a story about a Wal-Mart in an exclave.
See, possibly, Touch-and-Go Constores, JSC. Ubiquitous. Cheap. Worth what you paid.
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"A reasonably priced source of cornucopia feedstock." - the Imperial Infoclast
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What sort of ship is the Bellicose-class assault cruiser mentioned in https://eldraeverse.com/2014/03/23/trope-a-day-future-music/ ? Wet-navy or space-navy? And is the main armament used in a way that doesn't fall under percussion?
Space. And, no, it's absolutely percussion. Think "the 1812 symphony, but with disintegrating KEW shots".
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Space. And, no, it's absolutely percussion. Think "the 1812 symphony, but with disintegrating KEW shots".
Morgrim Moon 11/30/2022 10:17 PM
speaking of, this wouldn't quite count as "battle music", but it IS the only piece I've heard that uses longbows as percussion/strings, as well as the more normal "sword on shield". Lyrically, it's summoning the valkyries, so it sort of shifts from battle to etherial part way thru
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I'm really liking this new language series
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Glad to hear.
23:34
Incidentally, before next week's entry rolls around, if you haven't got a font for your browser that supports the IPA symbols subset of Unicode, you may want to find one of those. (Meanwhile, I'll have to see if I remember where I put my Eldraeic alphabet-to-IPA chart...)
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didnt know beers had their own unicode symbols
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So I’m guessing the difference between High and Low Eldraic is less like Hochdeutsch and Plattdüütsch, and more like that between Loglan and Lojban
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/02/2022 11:39 AM
Reads that way to me, it does
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Not sure how you got there.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/02/2022 12:34 PM
Unless I'm misunderstanding the difference between Lojban and Loglan, that is, which I might be
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lojban's basically loglan reformulated to be open-source (which included changing the entire vocabulary), plus developments from then on. It's not, y'know, a prestige dialect. (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/02/2022 2:07 PM
Ah, OK, I did misunderstand greatly then. (About Lojban/Loglan, I mean)
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High is clearly related to Low, in the same way that going all in on keigo is still clearly Japanese, but much as digging out all the extremely archaic and polite forms required for all-in-keigo would render you not merely acutely formal to the man on the street, but also about halfway to incomprehensible, the same can be said for High Eldraeic. (edited)
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tl;dr It's court language, and in day-to-day speech, you won't hear it. (Unless you're talking to a 6,000 year old dowager princess with OPINIONS about language and young people today, defined as everyone 5,999 or less, in which case offer her tea. Tea time is courtesy time.)
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Well, okay, small exception: courting couples. Because no language delivers flowery compliments in the best poetic Arabian Nights style quite so well as the High Tongue.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/02/2022 2:27 PM
Eldraeic tea ceremony?
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In some of their cultures, yes.
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Morgrim Moon 12/02/2022 10:15 PM
as long as you understand the language, tea ceremonies are fun. If you don't, they're very stressful 😂 (my japanese teacher had 'interesting' ideas about exams)
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So, I don't know if any of y'all are familiar with the https://twitter.com/PicardTips account, or its Mastodon incarnation, but the notion of its counterpart/counterpoint from the 'verse has been raised.
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Could be interesting.
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"Sargas management tip: Don't shoot the messenger. Messengers tell you who you ought to shoot."
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"Imperial lifestyle tip: Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you'll be alive."
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/03/2022 1:36 AM
I am hoping it looks more like (some of) the British tea ceremonies.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
I am hoping it looks more like (some of) the British tea ceremonies.
“Oy! Brew’s up!”
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Okay, so that's up and running at @EmpireTips@social.arkane-systems.net .
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Morgrim Moon 12/05/2022 12:03 AM
in Finland, it is illegal to kill a bear when it’s hibernating. If you ask a hunter why that is, a number of them will tell you it’s wrong simply because it is the law, and they don’t make a distinct…
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the idea of multiple types of soul and different types of creature having different ones is interesting, and seemed compatible with your worldbuilding
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Taco Time joined the server. 12/05/2022 7:44 PM
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hello!
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I am here for space elves written by people smarter than me
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Welcome!
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Glad to be here
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uh
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where's the rules list?
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I don't see it
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and I don't want to be the guy that comes in and looks like an absolute clown
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Probably in #announcements?
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The only two explicit rules are that earth politics are not to be discussed here, and to not spam memes
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Very fair
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Politics are unfun for everyone, generally
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so uh
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damn don't know what to say now lmao
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What's your favourite series so far?
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I found Darkness Within really interesting
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Series? as in the actual books? Haven't purchased any of the thre-oh those
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uhhhh
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hmm
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Burning of Litash gave me a good laugh when I realized the lawyering shenanigans the eldrae pulled off at the end
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And how they got everything they wanted out of it
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I also enjoy the overall noblebrightness of the verse in general
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It can go a bit far sometimes IMO, but perhaps I've just been left with too much taste for the cynical from my love of 40k novels
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But its nice to have something that isn't about oh no everything is shit forever and happiness is temporary because of the nature of humanity
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No, Cringe. Post-scarcity ultralibertarian capitalist space elves are great.
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That and a space opera that has more fleshing out of culture and the little things in life that I haven't seen outside of stuff like Orion's Arm (edited)
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Too many focus (including my own attempts that never leave the fathomless mass grave-pit of my google docs folders) on the military and history and crunch
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And yeah I'm an absolute simp for technical documents but it can't be just that in a compelling story. (edited)
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TLDR I like this universe, its cool, well fleshed and thought out, and I want MOAR
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How much of an improvement is the "modern" transhuman eldrae baseline compared to the original eldrae?
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How different would they be if you had one meet the other?
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I think it was mentioned that they added a couple artificial chromosomes that coded for nanites
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I mean yeah, but how different are they physiologically? Mentally? Anything that would make get a bit of side-eye from an original-fresh-out-of-the-slightly-engineered-by-precursors-evolution-slime eldrae?
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Morgrim Moon
the idea of multiple types of soul and different types of creature having different ones is interesting, and seemed compatible with your worldbuilding
+many for bringing this to my attention. (I have something of a hobby of collecting ideas about soul architectures, and the Finnish one had escaped me thus far.)
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where's the rules list?
So, yeah. Welcome aboard this crazy train! (And thank you kindly for the nice things having been said.) ((The server rules, such as they are, can be obtained by typing "!rules". The bot will DM them to you.))
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Taco Time
It can go a bit far sometimes IMO, but perhaps I've just been left with too much taste for the cynical from my love of 40k novels
Sadly TV Tropes has abolished the former Mary Suetopia trope, but what I used to say on my YMMV page is that if you're a bunch of honest, hard-working Utopians, it's hard to find a reason to stop until you hit LIM_NICE. Which drops you straight into that ex-trope, plus Sugar Bowl . Of course, cynics may like to point out that the Sugar Bowl is running a massive Hegemonic Empire with a steel fist beneath the candy-coated glove, and to quote myself -- "Idealism is believing that all sophont beings can live in peace and harmony. Optimism is knowing that you have the power to stomp the living crap out of anyone who doesn't want to get with the peace-and-harmony program." - some Sargas, probably
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(I also occasionally like to link to Gibson's article on Singapore, "Disneyland with the Death Penalty", https://www.wired.com/1993/04/gibson-2/ , and observe that while the Empire lacks the conformity , it is aggressively clean, polished, harmonious, and nice, and those who can't stand their reality without some dirt and ugliness in it tend to either leave or else go quietly crazy.)
We sent William Gibson to Singapore to see whether that clean dystopia represents our techno future.
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I mean yeah, but how different are they physiologically? Mentally? Anything that would make get a bit of side-eye from an original-fresh-out-of-the-slightly-engineered-by-precursors-evolution-slime eldrae?
Externally, not all that much difference is visible. (Well, if you leave aside the walking-really-close-to-superstimulus beauty, which is kind of a big ask.) After all, they liked their original aesthetic - but thousands of years of self-engineering closer and closer to the perfect idealized version of that aesthetic sure adds up to "utterly without blemish and marvelous to behold".
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Internally and physiologically, on the other hand - well, I have a very long page describing all the improvements that went into the alpha baseline even before cladism sets in, but you wouldn't exactly have to look very far to notice the couple of artificial chromosomes (for biotech improvements) or symbiotic nanosome/nanocyte nanosystem that makes essentially every one a nanocyborg.
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As for what it does, like I said, it's a long list, but to give some examples, the original version couldn't hold its breath for two hours, shrug off freezing, or have an eidetic memory, a spare heart, a triply-redundant spinal cord, or the ability to regrow limbs. Or a whole bunch of extra senses.
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Among many others.
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wifi spinal cord failover
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Now, psychologically, there are also notable changes, such as removing various cognitive biases, eliminating phobias, panic reactions, and shock, enhancing intelligence and intuition, and ensuring that the rational mind has a guaranteed veto on turning thought into action.
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Externally, not all that much difference is visible. (Well, if you leave aside the walking-really-close-to-superstimulus beauty, which is kind of a big ask.) After all, they liked their original aesthetic - but thousands of years of self-engineering closer and closer to the perfect idealized version of that aesthetic sure adds up to "utterly without blemish and marvelous to behold".
so the equivalent for us would be looking human, but so utterly polished and perfect its kinda spooky. Like photoshopped supermodels everywhere and then dialling that up to eleven
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Or like Gattaca.
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that...I don't know that that is
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But the really big one is unicameralization-slash-autoscience. They don't have hidden motives and internal conflicts. The formerly subconscious mind still does all its jobs, but it does them where they can be seen - basically, you can't lie to yourself about your motives or hide what you're doing from yourself. You have to own your shit. (Culturally speaking, lying to yourself has always been seen as the worst form of lying, so.)
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oh hey
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so its the autosentience thing from Orion's Arm?
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Been a while since I read that, but maybe? Really, it's just the ultimate development of the old Know thyself maxim beloved of classical philosophers.
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so the equivalent for us would be looking human, but so utterly polished and perfect its kinda spooky. Like photoshopped supermodels everywhere and then dialling that up to eleven
Morgrim Moon 12/11/2022 12:46 PM
a reference I've seen used (in a completely different work) was "looking at his perfect skin made you hyperaware of your own skin's pores"
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:47 PM
I remembered that scene in Ra where either Laura or Natalie is at a party as her platonic ideal self
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She looks in a mirror. Instant. Regret.
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In general, though, the reaction of the old-style to the new- is, well, they pretty much expected their children to strive to be better than they were, and over n generations... Admittedly, those who lived before the 7th century popularity of technepraxic may not have been expecting quite this path, but on the whole, they're quite pleased that the making-ourselves-linto-living-gods project is going well. Especially since the developers took the time to figure out retrofitting .
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does this also mean that those that go bad go real bad because know how bad they are, and don't care how awful they are? Or even, (insert eikone name here) forbid, embrace it wholeheartedly
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:47 PM
There’s something that’s been quietly bothering me about the aesthetic ideal thing
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And it’s not the nature of the ideal
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Morgrim Moon
a reference I've seen used (in a completely different work) was "looking at his perfect skin made you hyperaware of your own skin's pores"
I've used that example myself from time to time.
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Taco Time
does this also mean that those that go bad go real bad because know how bad they are, and don't care how awful they are? Or even, (insert eikone name here) forbid, embrace it wholeheartedly
Honestly, that's always been a thing. I have noted from time to time that even your least ethical unTranscended eldrae rarely turns to petty crime. Not because it's crime . Because it's too petty.
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If you're going to be evil, you should at least have style
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incredible
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:49 PM
It’s been several solid millennia since the reshaping efforts began
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If you're gonna be a villain, you've got to be super.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:50 PM
They must be getting very close to platonic perfection
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Right?
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Overmind
If you're gonna be a villain, you've got to be super.
Sargas Approved™️!
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2022 12:50 PM
Is there broad agreement about what that sort of perfection would look like?
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:51 PM
YMMV but good 2d art gets us like 80% of the way to subjective perfection in our world
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Pretty much. On the other hand, it is worth remembering (I think there were some previous discussions) that their philosophy holds that the ideal of beauty cannot be singular, because that would be repetitive and boring, hence ugly. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀
YMMV but good 2d art gets us like 80% of the way to subjective perfection in our world
Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2022 12:52 PM
Aye, but that last 20% can be a doozy
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This leads to a lot of consensus on what beauty is not, and a lot of diversity on what it is .
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Jade Nekotenshi
Aye, but that last 20% can be a doozy
BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:54 PM
Also impossible superstimuli exist
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I can’t name names but there’s a lot you can explore with pencil and tablet
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2022 12:54 PM
Heck ,that happens here. (viz the interminable crass teenage-boy disputes on who's prettier, etc, despite broad agreement that everyone they're talking about is in contention and ought to be)
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(The diversity of opinion on what beauty is, I mean - less about superstimuli)
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So, y'know, they've got a lot of tall redheads with perfect creamy skin, but they've also got a lot of exquisitely polished diamond crabfolk.
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So, y'know, they've got a lot of tall redheads with perfect creamy skin, but they've also got a lot of exquisitely polished diamond crabfolk.
BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:55 PM
Muuh
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And the occasional I AM THE PRETTIEST ECOSYSTEM.
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BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT ENERGY FLOWS AND EMERGENT FLORAMIND.
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 12:56 PM
TFW you recreated SMAC in your garden
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While they haven't appeared yet, incidentally, ents are canon.
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(I mean, not natural ents, obvs. Ecological management systems built as silvan bio-AI.)
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Overmind
And the occasional I AM THE PRETTIEST ECOSYSTEM.
tfw you're visiting your friend and the garden starts talking to you
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TFW you recreated SMAC in your garden
"ah damn, not again"
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Oh, and the selyeva, I guess, who are motile mostly-plant-imals. And, I suppose, the mezuar, although they're sessile and the intelligence comes a grove at a time.
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Cornflakes
"ah damn, not again"
BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 1:00 PM
Imagine strolling around in the park and suddenly you hear the announcer guy say mindworms
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I take it they're a bit slow? As in literally slower processing of everything, plants aren't known for fast reactions. Or did they fix that?
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Imagine strolling around in the park and suddenly you hear the announcer guy say mindworms
[mortal combat music starts blaring through the angelnet]
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So, y'know, they've got a lot of tall redheads with perfect creamy skin, but they've also got a lot of exquisitely polished diamond crabfolk.
Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2022 1:01 PM
Also it seems to me that there are at least three concepts here, that for humans I might gloss as "cuteness, hotness/sexiness and aesthetic excellence", which while related are not the same thing, and there's probably cases where the three definitions don't overlap much at all. (I think this happens on earth already - cute is a concept we cheerfully apply to both animals and people, and aesthetic excellence is somewhat disjoint from both of the others)
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Cornflakes
[mortal combat music starts blaring through the angelnet]
BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 1:01 PM
Wait no it’s indigenous life forms
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And that horrible clicking rattling noise
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/11/2022 1:04 PM
(And relatedly, something can possibly be cuter and/or hotter specifically because of some specific aesthetic imperfection, though I think this might be an artifact rather than a required feature...)
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In Eldraeic, you've got aelva (objective beauty) vs. delekith (subjective pleasingness) vs. meskith (attractiveness).
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Speaking of which, the next (phonology) chapter of Speak Eldraeic Like a Semi-Literate Barbarian will probably be out today. It would definitely be out today, had I not left my alphabet table at home while dogsitting.
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Tolkien would be proud
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BizarroLand ♀
I remembered that scene in Ra where either Laura or Natalie is at a party as her platonic ideal self
I do not recall this. You mean qntm's Ra, right?
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I do not recall this. You mean qntm's Ra, right?
BizarroLand ♀ 12/11/2022 2:51 PM
Yeah
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since the eldrae consider elective democracy undesirable, how do they decide who goes into government positions?
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For Senators, random selection. For the Throne, the current Throne chooses and gets approval from the Senate. For the executive ministers and high court judges, I don't think we've seen how that happens.
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Well, it's a very strict meritocracy. All you have to do is take the Nine Rigorous Examinations, start out in whatever low-level position they decide you're suited for given your qualifications, talents, and interests, then work your way up the career ladder while maintaining such a staggering degree of competence and personal integrity that God Himself would feel a mite awkward in your presence, and you too could sit on the Stellar Council one day. (edited)
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and what if there are two candidates with differences that are preference?
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(Essentially, the executive branch is the civil service. The Minister of State and Outlands is the most senior career diplomat, who knows the business inside and out. That's the way it has to be, because coming up through the cursus honorum is how you learn the business. Putting some random idjit in over his head - be they democratically elected or an autocrat's crony - only adds noise to the signal and worsens outcomes, to their way of thinking. Usually expressed in terms like "If you hold elections for nuclear plant manager, it'll be less than a week before you're up to your ass in corium.") (edited)
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and what if there are two candidates with differences that are preference?
Not sure I followed that.
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also given the sheer scale of the empire compared to any modern nation IRL, how do the highest up people deal with such a larger area? Transsophont gigabrain implants? Better bureaucracy than us? Enough esklav to drown a small city? They're dealing with several hundred times the population than anyone comparable in position today is. Or is the empire just run well enough that they don't have boatloads of headache inducing problems
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both are equally competent, but in different ways. technically equally suited for the position, and with the difference being which style you prefer
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That tends to depend on the department culture and the promotions board.
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(Which latter cares about sophont synarchy, which is what human resources should be: building groups that mesh well and function optimally.)
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Emphasis on should
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cries in retail worker
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also given the sheer scale of the empire compared to any modern nation IRL, how do the highest up people deal with such a larger area? Transsophont gigabrain implants? Better bureaucracy than us? Enough esklav to drown a small city? They're dealing with several hundred times the population than anyone comparable in position today is. Or is the empire just run well enough that they don't have boatloads of headache inducing problems
A variety of things, including: 1. Bigger brains, yes, including in the modern day the Ennead and Imperial Presence AIs. But also: 2. Not trying to have a hand in everything . The Imperial Charter lays out a fairly strict definition of what the governance is for and what it ought to do (mostly things that only it can do), and it holds to it. It is, therefore, remarkably unbloated. (Some earthly constitutions do the same thing, but the governments they nominally control don't usually see that as a limitation. Promote the general welfare, my ass!) 3. Not trying to micromanage everything, and being willing to take responsibility without ass-covering upwards. This example is skirting the edge of the politics rule, but if you look at the way the US government runs a lot of the time, it seems like they can't handle any minor incident on the far side of the world without direct, real-time instructions from the sleep-deprived monkey in the situation room. Both for reasons of light-lag and reasons of effective management, the Empire prefers a more old-school arrangements where you put competent people in place locally and trust them to do their jobs the way you would have them do them. Thus, short of a SKYSHOCK or a high-level MIDWINTER event, no-one wakes the Imperial Couple for any but the biggest incidents. The man on the spot handles it; that's what he's for. Their Divine Majesties get a note with breakfast that there was some trouble in the marches, but one of their admirals had it shot. Business as usual.
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"slavers found, planet burned. more esklav?" (edited)
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4. And, hm, rather less bureaucracy, or perhaps rather differently structured bureaucracy. We have a habit of structuring bureaucracy as a rigid set of procedures to ensure that (a) the system can be operated by a complete moron by following the set procedures, and (b) no oddities may be permitted to exist, and no-one ever gets away with anything. While there are certain advantages to this sort of system, it lends itself to being rigid, hidebound, inflexible, slow, and extraordinarily bad at coping with anything that doesn't perfectly match something that was already in the book.
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They would find this to be a colossal waste of sophont resources. They didn't take the good time and trouble to establish the Nine Rigorous Examinations system to locate sophs of competence, expertise, initiative, and integrity to man the Imperial Service only to chain them to a rigidly structured position that could be executed by a monkey with a quill. So the system is designed to empower, not to restrain. Again, being able to and being trusted to do the Right Thing(tm) is what they selected people for, so they let them do it.
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Term of the day: adhocracy .
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ah, so more wiggle room and less uh
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whats the word
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centralized
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thats it
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actually couldn't remember it for a bit
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decentralised bitcoin governance
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god thats so cursed
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well done
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Ungovernable Galaxy: A reflection of the truth, long before you get to the size of an entire galaxy, at least when you’re talking about centralizing-hierarchist structures. As they scale up, …
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(...TFW you find yourself using Atomic Rockets to look up your own stuff.)
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So the top mainly deals with things that affect the Empire as a whole, while individual systems are generally trusted to manage themselves. Seems pretty reasonable.
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(...TFW you find yourself using Atomic Rockets to look up your own stuff.)
As much as I love your setting, yeah you kinda need a bit more organization on the website
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But I know how much of a pain in the ass it is to do that kind of thing
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it suffers a bit like orion's arm or 40k, where the lore is really good and the universe is fascinating to learn about, but there's no place to look to find out the general basics
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esp as its structured as a blog, not a wiki
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Taco Time
ah, so more wiggle room and less uh
See also cog functionalism, avoidance thereof in bureaucratic positions as opposed to manual processing based computational systems
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I like your funny words, magic man
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but you made the grave mistake of assuming I can understand them
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liquidator (sovereign): As a member of a satrap’s retinue, primarily in cases of annexation, it is the function of the sovereign liquidator to trim down the newly acquired governance to somet…
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I do like that the empire provides very little cushioning for its megacorps and banks, meaning that they have to be competent or they well
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die
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bailing out failing companies is the greatest travesty imo. i can see the point in minimising disruption of the structure, but then you should cut out all the necrotic management that made you bail them out..
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man I really want to try esklav
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sounds like coffee, but less hateful
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DSD [He/They] 12/12/2022 3:27 PM
I assumed it tasted like a spiced mocha.
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no wonder the space elves turned out better than us, they don't run their empire on a liquid that tastes like spiteful mud
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Thats bound to put a spring in their step
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Taco Time
no wonder the space elves turned out better than us, they don't run their empire on a liquid that tastes like spiteful mud
BluejayHurricane 12/12/2022 3:29 PM
Only if you’re making it wrong
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If you ever travel in Germany or Italy (or maybe France?) make sure you take the time to have espresso. They know how to make it well, in contrast to the over extracted , burned horror show that is Starbucks.
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I have gone to actual coffee shops with great ratings online that are much better than starbucks according to everyone who has gone to them
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black coffee was still just bitter and not much else
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then again, I don't like the taste of alcohol either
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so maybe Im just a big man-baby
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DSD [He/They] 12/12/2022 3:35 PM
That's why you have a nice sweet milky coffee.
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I do however like mocha
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and cocoa (the good homemade kind, not the packet kind)
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but plain coffee is just anger in a cup as far as Im concerned, but it gives me energy and thats good enough for me
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Taco Time
sounds like coffee, but less hateful
Try mixing some coffee grounds with cocoa and cinnamon
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Hmmmmmmm
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 4:05 PM
Black tea is your friend. An acquaintance has a theory that UK troops do better in dealing with the locals because they generally caffeinate with tea, and have fewer jitter and irritability side effects than with coffee.
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>bri'ish opinion disregarded on a more serious note, might give it a try
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I have a blueberry tea I enjoy greatly
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 4:13 PM
People are too hard on Starbucks. I’m old enough to remember coffee in North America before Starbucks showed a way out. shudder
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Starbucks is just so pricey is my main complaint
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then again, I was raised on very little junk food and almost entirely homemade stuff
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so my eyes for prices on food is a bit skewed from the norm
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 4:21 PM
Fair. I’ll never claim they are undercharging.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/12/2022 4:25 PM
I remember in the 80s you could get coffee anywhere, but like as to not, it was sailor coffee.
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sailor coffee sounds like something thats straight up toxic if you arent used to it
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 5:00 PM
As I recall, Navy coffee was a reaction to the, uh...uneven quality of the cheap bulk beans provided to the crews and their desperate need for caffeination after the USN went dry.
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USN Coffee is... strongly brewed. Generally somewhere between bitter and 'quietly corroding the metalwork'
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 5:39 PM
About double the usual coffee to water ratio, long brewing time, pinch of salt. Different Chiefs have their own tricks though, and the people who told me about it could have been lying preserving the mystique. (edited)
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Next language piece is up. There's going to be a huge rush now of people going back through every time I ever said anything in the language to figure out how it's pronounced now, right? Don't let me down, y'all!
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ayyyyyyy
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Now give us another
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About double the usual coffee to water ratio, long brewing time, pinch of salt. Different Chiefs have their own tricks though, and the people who told me about it could have been lying preserving the mystique. (edited)
Jade Nekotenshi 12/12/2022 6:23 PM
Eh, that's about on par with what I did. Granted, I was a first class, not a chief, but still.
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I got used to it, though. But we also made a point of buying good beans when we were in Italy or Turkiyë (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi
I got used to it, though. But we also made a point of buying good beans when we were in Italy or Turkiyë (edited)
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/12/2022 6:31 PM
How much difference did the decent beans actually make?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/12/2022 8:49 PM
A fair chunk, actually.
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Less acid
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and a bit less bitter but just as strongly coffee-flavored.
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Not burning it helped too, and most of my workcenter didn't like it burnt
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(Except our first COMMO, but he was a nut)
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Morgrim Moon 12/12/2022 10:50 PM
somehow australia has ended up with a strong coffee culture. Nobody is quite sure how this happened, because none of us thought it was particularly notable until a great many coffee houses in europe started favouring aussie backpackers as baristas. 😂
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(it might be because almost every barista has done at least one proper training course on making good coffee. It's not a government requirement, it's just that all the coffee shops have looked at the results and decided either they're only hiring people with it, or they're sending their own staff to it)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/13/2022 8:37 AM
The training course bit is unusual, but kinda makes some sense
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2022 8:51 AM
it's a half day to 2 day course, I think, depending on which you do? It's not like it's a 12 week thing
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So, ah, we've talked about the IPA for Eldraeic, but what's the Eldraeic for IPA? (Either kind?)
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Indian Pale Ale?
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Or International Phonetic Alphabet
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(the set of symbols used to describe every sound a human can make with their respiratory system and mouth, and a few that we can't) (edited)
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learning about their drinks could be interesting too, though
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A quick word or two for your pleasure: deshalír: beer, encompassing non-distilled brews made from grain- or grain-analogs, literally “grain-water”. delékalír: wine, encompassing all non…
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Actually, why's reactor coolant intoxicating?
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Morgrim Moon 12/13/2022 10:39 PM
presumably a joking reference to how sailors would take nips from their systems, because around WW2 era they used ethanol mixes
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Huh. Why would you use ethanol over straight water?
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Huh. Why would you use ethanol over straight water?
Maybe to prevent freezing?
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maybe the lower boiling point somehow helps?
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Engineers of the 1800s actually used alcohol as a working fluid in early heat engines for that reason
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Also for dodging regulations
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Ha!
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It's not a steam engine if you're boiling alcohol 😏
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Now use it in an RMBK
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And on an entirely different note, given the historical precedent for crude fission engines in early eldrae history... Does this mean they had giant nuclear steam trains? (edited)
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If the answer is anything but a resounding yes, I will...uh...I'll figure out something threatening later, I'm tired and out of caffeine.
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Now use it in an RMBK
Alcohol doesn't go far enough for that. The most cursed choice of working fluid is mercury. (edited)
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Not osmium?
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Gentlesophs, the most cursed working fluid is naphtha.
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And I shit you not, it has been done. More specifically, it has been done because the American government, as competent as ever even in the 1880s, tried to reduce boiler explosions by passing a regulation requiring a licensed engineer on all boats powered by steam engines, effectively banning people from using small steam launches for recreational purposes. Americans, being Americans, immediately said "well, fuck you, then" and decided to instead use naphtha launches, which use the naphtha in question as a fuel to burn and as the lubricant and as the working fluid for the heat engine. (edited)
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Because nothing gives the finger to safety regulators quite like building boats that work by boiling gasoline.
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Maybe to prevent freezing?
Also rather less toxic than most of the alternatives.
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But yeah, "reactor coolant" and "torpedo juice" are pretty much standard clichés for terrible, terrible things to drink.
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And I shit you not, it has been done. More specifically, it has been done because the American government, as competent as ever even in the 1880s, tried to reduce boiler explosions by passing a regulation requiring a licensed engineer on all boats powered by steam engines, effectively banning people from using small steam launches for recreational purposes. Americans, being Americans, immediately said "well, fuck you, then" and decided to instead use naphtha launches, which use the naphtha in question as a fuel to burn and as the lubricant and as the working fluid for the heat engine. (edited)
God I love my country
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/14/2022 1:07 AM
Some Soviet military aircraft (MiG-25 for sure) used pure ethanol in the a/c for the electronics bay. This caused the problems you would expect with Soviet personnel. The story goes that a delegation of wives approached the designer asking if he could use something else, leading him to reply that "If I deem it necessary, we'll fuel the planes with fucking cognac.". Ah, Russia.
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To be fair, naphtha launches have the sort of safety record in practice that is absolutely shocking. By virtue of actually being pretty damn safe.
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greatest nation on God's green earth
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And on the subject of crazy engines, I ask once more: did the space elves make fission-powered steam locomotives?
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Also, giant nuclear steam engines pulling extraordinarily long consists are absolutely canon.
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Because making a gigantic nuclear steampunk trai-YES
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This is also why the grade crossing is pretty much not, because no-one wants to have to wait for trains that are multiple miles long to drag their asses across the road.
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(Side note: the longest freight train on Earth manages to hit four and a half miles - an Australian iron ore company uses it to haul 80-odd thousand tons of the stuff in one go. I presume they don't cross any roads out there, or if they do, there's a nice bar next to the tracks for the drivers to wait in.)
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You have absolutely no idea how giddy this makes me.
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In the modern era most have been replaced by electrical models, since it is much easier to leave the reactor at home when you can, but there're a few preserved by railfans here and there.
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11/10 I want the mobile war-train steampunk nuclear fortress of doom
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In an earlier era, but still
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Make the front engine look like a dragon head and its probably eldrae enough
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To be fair, naphtha launches have the sort of safety record in practice that is absolutely shocking. By virtue of actually being pretty damn safe.
Are, er, people being more careful since they're aware of the dangers of using a flammable working fluid in a steam boiler?
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You can use almost anything as fluid if your boiler is powerful enough
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-famous last words
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(Side note: the longest freight train on Earth manages to hit four and a half miles - an Australian iron ore company uses it to haul 80-odd thousand tons of the stuff in one go. I presume they don't cross any roads out there, or if they do, there's a nice bar next to the tracks for the drivers to wait in.)
Morgrim Moon 12/14/2022 4:22 AM
the main road runs parallel to the tracks. There are multiple crossings, but they're mostly used for "we need to inspect the opposite side of the tracks". The trains run very consistently, though, so you can predict when they'll be passing through and plan accordingly. If you DO get stuck, you can also ring the control centre and ask nicely and they'll tell you how long you'll be waiting, so you can decide what to do.
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The field team I occasionally ranted about? About a third of their sampling runs were up and down that train line.
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the super long trains don't go all the way into the port, though. There's a breaking yard outside town and the cars get brought in in batches, apparently things run smoother that way. The big trains themselves are mostly running once or twice a day instead of constantly.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/14/2022 2:46 PM
Artificial selection is a well-known phenomenon of selecting for certain physiological characteristics of various species of plants and animals, and it is something that human beings have been doing for thousands of years. A perfect example of this is the union and development of dogs under human stewardship since the beginning of the agricultu...
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Los Alamos theoretical physicist and weapons designer Theodore Taylor designed the W54 warhead at the heart of the Davy Crockett, the smallest and lightest nuclear (fission) weapon ever deployed by the United States (though he obsessively pursued ever smaller devices).
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Reminds me of the "nuclear hand grenades" occasionally mentioned
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/15/2022 7:55 PM
That work almost certainly went into the W48/W82 nuc warheads for the 155mm artillery shell. (edited)
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two kiloton yield
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/15/2022 11:26 PM
I was always amused that you could dial a W54 down to 10 tons.
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That's pretty much a fizzle, no?
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Fizzle is relative to what you’re using it for.
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That "fizzle" can easily level a city block
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2022 12:49 AM
I was going to say "so can many other things" but now that I'm thinking about it? Lots of things can level a city block, but there's so much variance in what can level what type of block that you'd probably have to go look at the target to pick the right thing.
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depending on how they're measuring it, would a 10 ton yield equivalent even be all that physically destructive?
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a lot of that is hard rads, but the area the rads are absorbed over doesn't change with the nuke yield
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if you get the yield low enough, you just get a punch of hard radiation that gently heats anything nearby
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that's actually a interesting tactical niche now that i think about it
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minimal infrastructure damage, maximum anti-personnel effect. A tank will mostly survive a bunch of ionizing rads. The crew won't. Excellent for recovering equipment intact for examination
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Neutron bombs. You're looking for neutron bombs.
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except neutron bombs still have the blast of a nuke
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A small one, no?
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Well, relatively small one...
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small but not small.
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if you can dial a W54 down to 10 ton yield, you've effectively got just a regular bomb with a extreme rad component. Something you could plausibly use in actual warfare without starting another, more concerning kind of warfare.
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you might even be able to get plausible deniability that it was anything but a regular bomb. Depends on what the satellites pick up from it.
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Might not be that plausible; nukes that small should leave behind a measureable amount of fallout and apparently nukes going off have a distinctive thermal signature?
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the fallout could be hidden, potentially. If you control the area and downwind, no one else could check. Not so sure about the thermal signature. This is definitely getting into the actual classified military hardware that we can only guess about area.
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depending on how they're measuring it, would a 10 ton yield equivalent even be all that physically destructive?
Ten tons is still a huge boom by most standarda
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For comparison, the Mother Of All Bomb, or MOAB is the largest yield conventional bomb ever made (I think, maybe the record got beat by now). It had a blast of 11 tons.
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I'm pretty sure they measure it as 10 tonnes of TNT blast equivalent, and not 10 tonnes of TNT energy equivalent (although if the air does turn into a plasma from the rads I'm not sure there's a functional difference)
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And in any case 10 tonnes of TNT energy equivalent should be enough to turn air into plasma, yeah?
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Boom table says that 10 tonnes is two lightning bolts equivalent (edited)
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That thing will, in fact, obliterate any singular building
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And also make it uninhabitable from radiation for several hundred years
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At least
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TLDR is big boom, handle with caution
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Also the standard yield for the 155mm shell nuke is 200 times that in the video, nukes are scary (edited)
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God I love cold war USA RnD
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Morgrim Moon 12/16/2022 1:46 AM
Radon in the atmosphere is being actively monitored by at least half a dozen different nations, it's how everyone knew when North Korea did their underground bomb tests. If there's a mysterious radon spike, people start looking for who is experimenting with something nuclear. If there's a matching blast anywhere on the planet, it's not a hard link to draw
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the fallout could be hidden, potentially. If you control the area and downwind, no one else could check. Not so sure about the thermal signature. This is definitely getting into the actual classified military hardware that we can only guess about area.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/16/2022 1:54 AM
The Vela satellites distinguished nuc explosions because they are the only thing (that we are aware of) that makes a double flash, along with emissions of neutrons and gamma.
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For comparison, the Mother Of All Bomb, or MOAB is the largest yield conventional bomb ever made (I think, maybe the record got beat by now). It had a blast of 11 tons.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 12/16/2022 6:23 AM
There was a fairly famous film of an explosion of a mining charge at the Somme. That was 20 tons of explosives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEJZ-r69zIw
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given how high-tech the Empire is, what does their scifi look like?
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given how high-tech the Empire is, what does their scifi look like?
Science fiction doesn't have to be high tech as a rule, take steampunk for example
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given how high-tech the Empire is, what does their scifi look like?
BizarroLand ♀ 12/17/2022 11:11 PM
xeelee series but not grimdark
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alternate xeelee timeline where humanity makes peaceful first contact instead of being brutally enslaved and tortured for millennia on a species-wide scale
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which is what made us evil genocidal assholes for all eternity on a level that would make the Imperium of Man horrified
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whats the eldrae name for the milky way?
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0111narwhalz 12/18/2022 4:21 PM
Steve
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DSD [He/They] 12/18/2022 4:22 PM
The Starfall Arc iirc.
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I prefer steve
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From elsewhere:
#eldraeverse trivia: What we would call a "killfile" or "block list" is known there as a "cutfile", after the time-honored social maneuver. (A killfile there, by contrast, is a list of people you plan to have killed. Thus the importance of not confusing the two.)
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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. He's Barrascán, eikone-archai of surveillance...
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(Technically of vigilance, guardians, protectors, those who watch, safeguards, fortifications, readiness, and contingency planning... but surveillance is definitely within his remit. Be good, now!)
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Oh hey
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Dorn eikone
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He is fortifying EVERY position. Always.
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I'd also assume he gets along great with the Fifth Directorate given their job of fighting extinction-level events
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I'd also assume he gets along great with the Fifth Directorate given their job of fighting extinction-level events
There are only four Directorates though?
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:39 PM
What the Emperor was trying to create with Rogal Dorn and Perturabo, anyway. Barrascán, I would think, would look at them with absolute disdain. Though I may miss my guess.
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that actually brings up a question. How known is the fifth directorate in universe? Is it like Area 51, where we know it exists and is very spooky and...basically diddly shit in terms of anything else
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Or is it genuinely so far off the map that someone in the public knowing they might exist at all being a Big Deal That Needs To Be Dealt With Right Now
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What the Emperor was trying to create with Rogal Dorn and Perturabo, anyway. Barrascán, I would think, would look at them with absolute disdain. Though I may miss my guess.
Hey now, dorn was a pretty cool dude most of the time
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Now perty was a real bastard
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There's a story that occasionally goes around about a sky-blue painted building on one particular Air Force base out west that's so deeply classified that even the guards standing right in front of it will deny that it's there. It's like that.
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ah
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I see (I think)
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Hey now, dorn was a pretty cool dude most of the time
Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:43 PM
mostly, yes. Though kinda openly disdainful of... like everyone else, as I read him. Had the good of mankind in mind, but was more than a bit of a dick. Most of the loyalist primarchs were ultimately not all that bad, though, so... half-credit? I don't think any of them ended up as the kind of exemplars of the best humanity has to offer like what Emps really wanted, though.
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Hey now
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Vulkan was absolutely bro-tier
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mostly, yes. Though kinda openly disdainful of... like everyone else, as I read him. Had the good of mankind in mind, but was more than a bit of a dick. Most of the loyalist primarchs were ultimately not all that bad, though, so... half-credit? I don't think any of them ended up as the kind of exemplars of the best humanity has to offer like what Emps really wanted, though.
I prefer his TTS characterization where he's just completely incapable of understanding social norms instead of a purposeful dick
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He is my boy and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
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Salamanders best chapter
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noblebright pyromaniacs best loyalists
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The existence of a very secret Fifth Directorate implies the existence of an even more secret Sixth Directorate.
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I prefer his TTS characterization where he's just completely incapable of understanding social norms instead of a purposeful dick
Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:45 PM
Fair, he seemed more blunt and direct to a fault rather than intentionally mean, but completely failed to care that he got read as terrifyingly mean by almost everyone.
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Everyone knows there are only four directorates, unless you count the Central Vetting Office as a directorate (which you shouldn't, because if it was a directorate, it would be called one). Just like everyone knows that there is no Fifth Directorate, and it definitely doesn't do any of the things which it supposedly does. Or would, if it existed. Which it doesn't.
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The existence of a very secret Fifth Directorate implies the existence of an even more secret Sixth Directorate.
Oh no
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Its Directorates all the way down
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The Sixth Directorate is so secret that the people in it don't know they're in it, or maybe it's just made of the people who theorize its existence.
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This is reaching SCP foundations levels of "Secrets within secrets within secrets"
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He is my boy and I will fight anyone who says otherwise
Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:45 PM
OK, they're pretty cool. At least by M42, they're probably the most decent Astartes around, if nothing else, and yeah, points for Vulkan.
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The Fifth Directorate is basically Eldraeverse's Men in Black or SCP Foundation in terms of operational goals and secrecy
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OK, they're pretty cool. At least by M42, they're probably the most decent Astartes around, if nothing else, and yeah, points for Vulkan.
Its not just "The least bad", they're outright good
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Also their chapter master bitch-slapped a marines malevolent
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Its not just "The least bad", they're outright good
Don't ask the Salamanders what they do with xenos children 💀
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This is instant brownie points
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worst mistake of my life
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:47 PM
True that. And unlike the Imperial Fists, Ultramarines or Iron Hands, they don't often engage in dickery under the aegis of "doing the right thing".
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Don't ask the Salamanders what they do with xenos children 💀
it was ONE INCIDENT
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ONE
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AND VULKAN FELL INTO A MASSIVE DEPRESSION OVER IT BEFORE TRYING TO REDEEM HIMSELF
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"You brutally murder thousands of children one time and everyone calls you a child murderer!"
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There's a story that occasionally goes around about a sky-blue painted building on one particular Air Force base out west that's so deeply classified that even the guards standing right in front of it will deny that it's there. It's like that.
wile-e coyote level sheningans
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Well, y'know, we're measuring good here on the special scale we keep for specially built enforcers of a superxenophobic delta-omnicidal fascist regime, so...
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hey
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they're a hope-spot
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and thats what makes them cool
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:50 PM
Don't get me wrong, I like 'em. It's just that "most noblebright in the Imperium of Man" is still not especially noblebright, on the broader scale.
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I'm still rooting for the Orks and the Tyranids, neither of which may be good, but neither of which count as evil, strictly speaking.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:50 PM
Even by Tau standards, they'd be seen as kind of antiheroic
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they're a hope-spot
If you want hope spots in 40k, try the T'au.
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...
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nnnnnno
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the tau are still bad
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the tau are still bad
better than the IoM in every respect
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Also, their aesthetic is inferior
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:50 PM
In much the same way as the IoM, yes.
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better than the IoM in every respect
and a civilization actually capable of reform
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:51 PM
Aesthetically, well... de gustibus non disputandum est, belike? (If I may channel our host's linguistic flair, here) (edited)
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I can and will simp for the Imperial Guard aesthetic at every turn
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Aesthetically, well... de gustibus non disputandum est, belike? (If I may channel our host's linguistic flair, here) (edited)
I have no idea what that means
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Yeah, the IoM fighting the Tau is kind of like the Nazis fighting the Soviets, insofar as the best outcome for the universe as a whole is that both sides lose spectacularly.
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I'm still rooting for the Orks and the Tyranids, neither of which may be good, but neither of which count as evil, strictly speaking.
All I'm saying is that the Orks have already won.
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Hey, at least we have space dorfs back
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KAL_9000
All I'm saying is that the Orks have already won.
Da boyz just want a roight and propa fight, so constant war is basically Heaven for them.
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Yeah, the IoM fighting the Tau is kind of like the Nazis fighting the Soviets, insofar as the best outcome for the universe as a whole is that both sides lose spectacularly.
Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:52 PM
And then there's the Eldar... I mean Aedari.
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The eldar are occasionally pretty cool, too bad so many authors take a fat dump on them in a lot of the books
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NUuuuuu the scary bolters!!!
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And then there's the Eldar... I mean Aedari.
the eldar are pretty explicitly a dying race though
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they may have the moral high ground in a lot of instances but they can't offer much hope to the galaxy when they're doomed to extinction
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And I mean yeah astartes-grade bolters are damn spooky in terms of firepower, but so many books just make the eldar absolute pushovers
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:54 PM
True enough. Though they seem to be doing a fair job of making their last stand relevant, at least.
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I just want to see how geedubs manages to bungle the second warhammer End Times lmao
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And I mean yeah astartes-grade bolters are damn spooky in terms of firepower, but so many books just make the eldar absolute pushovers
Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 3:55 PM
Albeit depicted a bit inconsistently. For example, are Astartes and Sororitas bolters equally powerful? Crunch-wise, yes, fluff-wise... err, sometimes?
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the eldar better be damn scary, with the souls of the dead manning their warmachines and their engineers making endbosses with the power of latin chanting
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Yeah, the IoM fighting the Tau is kind of like the Nazis fighting the Soviets, insofar as the best outcome for the universe as a whole is that both sides lose spectacularly.
True, but Tau society at least seems capable of widespread reform without collapsing. It's an uncomfortable choice to make, but I'd rather take the toned-down Soviet Union with the possibility of massive structural reform than the Super Nazis who will collapse or fall to Chaos if things actually improve for their population
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Albeit depicted a bit inconsistently. For example, are Astartes and Sororitas bolters equally powerful? Crunch-wise, yes, fluff-wise... err, sometimes?
Crunch and fluff should never overlap in 40k. Ever. Its impossible at this point.
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Just
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never use crunch for performance stuff in the fluff (edited)
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The eldar's moral high ground is eroded by their habit of using special circumstances morality in literally every circumstance.
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"So, if I go this way, four human worlds get eaten by extradimensional horrors. But if I go this way, I get a doughnut. Mm. Doughnuts."
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The eldar's moral high ground is eroded by their habit of using special circumstances morality in literally every circumstance.
"Yeah, I could save these people, but if I don't let the Tyranids eat this planet a Farseer will stub their toe in a century."
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oh hey same braincell
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True, but Tau society at least seems capable of widespread reform without collapsing. It's an uncomfortable choice to make, but I'd rather take the toned-down Soviet Union with the possibility of massive structural reform than the Super Nazis who will collapse or fall to Chaos if things actually improve for their population
ironically enough, its probably their constant suppression about whats bad about chaos and their horrid living conditions in a lot of worlds that will be the downfall. I could see better worlds becoming remaining pockets of civilization though
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ironically enough, its probably their constant suppression about whats bad about chaos and their horrid living conditions in a lot of worlds that will be the downfall. I could see better worlds becoming remaining pockets of civilization though
Have you heard about the Farsight Enclaves?
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Assuming geedubs doesn't have the GodEmps™️ somehow kick chaos out of the materium entirely
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Have you heard about the Farsight Enclaves?
wait fuck no my brain is smooth I was talking about the imperium there sorry
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(Also, we have to credit the Emperor of Man as being literally the worst ever at choosing minions. Emps: promotes the Imperial Truth Minions (once left in charge): abandon all of that in favor of reshaping the Imperium in the image of this book they found, Four Thousand Years of The Absolute Fucking Worst of Mankind .)
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tbf, emps was also a bit of a hypocrite
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wait fuck no my brain is smooth I was talking about the imperium there sorry
The Imperium's bad enough that at least a quarter of its worlds are probably in open rebellion already for reasons completely unrelated to Chaos or genestealers.
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"Hey support science and truth" actively represses knowledge and restricts certain sciences
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However, he has the best hair of any ruler, so I gotta root for him
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"Hey support science and truth" actively represses knowledge and restricts certain sciences
Gotta be honest, promoting state atheism in a universe where Gods have been demonstrably proven to exist isn't exactly a beacon of rationality.
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However, he has the best hair of any ruler, so I gotta root for him
at least before the whole horus thing, anyway
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no no no
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hear me out
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Should have gone with state maltheism.
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emancipated skeleton with absolutely gorgeous locks of hair
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its funny
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"The gods exist, and they're all bastards."
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Gotta be honest, promoting state atheism in a universe where Gods have been demonstrably proven to exist isn't exactly a beacon of rationality.
The Gods aren't weakened by atheism iirc, but by worship of less assholish Gods.
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This is why the eldar were able to avoid chaos for so long, their pantheon starved chaos and was actually benevolent
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and then they got a wee bit too hedonist
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Hm. I wonder how hard it would be to steer the 'nids right into the Eye of Terror.
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and then they got a wee bit too hedonist
yeah, but they lasted a good 60 million years of galactic hegemony beforehand
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THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD NOW AND HIS NAME IS NOM.
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no god
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only nom
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THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD NOW AND HIS NAME IS NOM.
The Tyranids shut down the warp so they'd be more likely to deny the gods' access to realspace completely than to become a new god
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eh
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only if you had enough nids
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thats gonna take a long, long time for them to arrive
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Well, if you steer 'em right into a warp/realspace overlap, that's what'd make it so hilarious.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/20/2022 4:03 PM
OTOH, if they did kill the Eye of Terror, that wouldn't exactly be a bad outcome, all things considered.
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Unless we're counting on Chaos to stop the Bug Tide
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I personally think big E is trying to lure them to terra so the shadow will shut down the warpfuckery on terra so he doesn't have to worry about terra being engulfed in warpstorms the millisecond he dies
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The Necrons are actually the ones with the moral high ground, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
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The Silent King is actually a pretty cool dude, all things considered
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The Necrons are actually the ones with the moral high ground, but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.
The Necron backstory: "Almighty precursor race, can we please have immortagens so we stop dying of supercancer at 30?" "No, fuck you. Kill yourself."
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unsurprising that they kicked off the largest war in history
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There's a story that occasionally goes around about a sky-blue painted building on one particular Air Force base out west that's so deeply classified that even the guards standing right in front of it will deny that it's there. It's like that.
wait are you talking about the Blue Cube because that got demolished years ago
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2022 5:23 PM
they say it got demolished
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clearly there was a hidden second, smaller Blue Cube inside
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2022 5:24 PM
in reality it just became too obvious where it was, so they took it down and rebuilt it somewhere else, because "they did literally exactly the same thing again" is so outlandish it'll work for awhile more
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I wouldn't be surprised if the feds are genuinely a dozen steps ahead of the rest of us at all times
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they're spooky
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0111narwhalz 12/20/2022 5:25 PM
or five steps behind but we're a dozen steps ahead of ourselves so it works out anyways
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do eldrae experience burnout? I imagine its much rarer, but I can see one pushing themself too hard without enough concern for their mental well-being
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Turning to the Vector itself, it is, as we have said, the eighth planet of its primary, hot white Enlightenment. Ordinarily, one would not expect a planet so distant from its sun to be warm enough …
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The Vector has a Bureau of Mandatory Fun Weeks
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Now this
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this a proper government
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but this is also for a place that is filled to the brim with scientists considered mad geniuses even by Empire standards
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Corporation, technically. The Vector is a conlegial colony.
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“Okay, you’re done for the week.  It’s time to go home.” “But –” “No exceptions, Lissel.  The policy’s there for a reason.” “I just…
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Corporation, government, close enough /s
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But also, not very /s in the Empire
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well yeah
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also there's a small grammar error in this one "Quotient above the line it's about to fall below" feels like it lacking a comma or an "and" between "line" and "its"
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or maybe Im just not reading it right
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Eh, maybe a run-on sentence, but it parses
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Technically, it would be missing a “that” in formal writing, but this is casual speech.
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/21/2022 8:41 AM
Yeah, that doesn't even seem like an especially weird construction to me.
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DSD [He/They] 12/21/2022 9:26 AM
^
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really? it seems rather off to me (edited)
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but eh
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small nitpick (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/21/2022 10:39 AM
I wonder if that's regional/dialectal?
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I heard it that way all the time growing up in New England, around my New Englander parents, but in the Navy, even in informal speech, most people would include the "that". On the gripping hand, Military Basic is its own dialect for a reason and has some southernish features.
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I don't have as good a feel for how those map in other countries - my default "British speech pattern" sounds quite posh but I know that's really narrow - there are more accents and dialectal variations just in London than in the whole US, probably.
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And every time I think I have a good feel on what Australian english sounds like, I hear another version.
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(Which is not surprising - Australia is huge and with geographic separation comes sound and usage drift)
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it feels like a very jarring run-on sentence to me (american btw)
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:09 AM
it's a fairly natural sentence for australian english, in both the most common dialect-groups (ie city vs rural)
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Feh, everyone knows Australia is a myth
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can't fool me
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:11 AM
I once got an online death threat from someone accusing me of being an actor and claiming I wasn't real
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/21/2022 11:11 AM
Wow
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holy shit what a turn
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Why??
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/21/2022 11:12 AM
Some people are just... what in hell?
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Ah, I love the internet.
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Just...magnificent.
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:13 AM
"come at me bitch. here's my address. oh wait, it's in australia. checkmate."
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what if they call your bluff and actually show up
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:14 AM
then they have to admit they're wrong and go home. simple.
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fair enough
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:15 AM
if they cross an ocean for the explicit purpose of physically attacking me, I have an excellent self-defence claim once the cops arrive
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>waiting for the cops
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dishonorable
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fight them, then and there
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:15 AM
well, yes, that's what the self-defence claim is for
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it's for when you call the cops afterwards
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or when your neighbours call the cops
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Show up on emu-back, with a backpack full of drop bears. That’ll teach ‘em to mess with Australia. /sarcasm
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:16 AM
alas, unlike ostrich, emu aren't quite ridable
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:17 AM
emu chariot
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:17 AM
and drop bear are east-coasst
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How many emus would you need to pull a chariot? Or would kangaroos be better suited for that?
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kangaroos wouldn't be good at all I think
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they don't really run that much
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they walk or hop
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:21 AM
hopping is evidently highly robust to loads
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doesn't lose much efficiency in terms of J/kgm up to load capacity
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But not in a desirable direction for pulling a chariot, I would think.
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:23 AM
?
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:24 AM
emu would be much MUCH better for a chariot
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I'm not sure how you'd rig a land-based chariot for kangaroo, actually? That up-and-down portion of their motion is pretty fundamental. I know we joke about Santa's sleigh having 6 white boomers, but it also flies
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six white boomers?
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Hold on
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I don't know this meme
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:25 AM
boomer = big male kangaroo
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they have been called that loooooooong before the baby boomer memes
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I don't know the strange arcane languages of the ozzies
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:27 AM
usually it's only applied to males who are of breeding age, not the younger ones. You can identify a boomer because their arms are absolutely ripped
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like this
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:28 AM
you could maybe do some sort of linkage with a whole team of kangaroos
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How many emus would it take to pull a chariot, though…
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2-4 would probably be fine for a small chariot
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:28 AM
some bounce up and some bounce down, but the linkage averages them out and you get something almost flat
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three-phase kangaroo yoke
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Morgrim Moon
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damn, he is buff (edited)
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Zyzz kango
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Morgrim Moon 12/21/2022 11:32 AM
there's plenty of people who have hooked ostrich to carts. The trick with emu seems to be similar to why you can't ride them, though: their natural posture is sort of slung forwards
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as in, they tend to keep their centre of balance slightly in front of their legs instead of firmly over their hips, which makes the biomechanics trickier
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and while you could totally figure out a way to make this pull something light, I suspect it'd more more a wild careening ride than anything smooth and elegant
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0111narwhalz 12/21/2022 11:38 AM
sounds perfect to me
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alright, maybe if you kept them at a jog/trot then things would work out better 😂
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"Just because you can turn someone's TV off from orbit doesn't mean you should."
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- commander's defaulters aboard CS *Indeterminate, explaining why the laser pd grid is not for pranking* (edited)
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Surely in-universe TVs are mostly controlled securely over the omnipresent mesh network rather than silly IR protocols, and indoors.
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Well, yes, this would fall into the category of pranking the prims.
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2022 1:12 PM
if you can hack an air gapped computer using a microwave, I am not surprised someone could do it with a laser. A laser is a much nicer tool
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Or, I suppose, if they figure it out, a way to demonstrate finesse in fire control even more pointed than scrawling “I can see your palace from here” on their lawn.
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smite a single primitive warlord to try and help out and you suddenly have started an entire religion around that one time a blazing beam of light came from the sky and obliterated him in a multi-terajoule explosion
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Morgrim Moon 12/22/2022 1:17 PM
and maybe making note to check if that one tech who seems to be scowling a lot and attempting intelligent defences is salvageable.
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@Overmind ayyy, nice writes
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Thinking of interventions and the age-old non-intervention debate in these parts, a thought. The opposing policies of the Empire and the Star Trek Federation are both born out of the utility calculation problem; that you can't reasonably predict what the long-term consequences of your actions might be in a chaotic universe. The latter, leaning towards utilitarianism and the trolley problem, respond by refusing to take any action. If you do nothing, you can't make things any worse, and whatever the outcome is, it won't be your responsibility. It'll just be "the natural course of events". The former, being virtue ethicists, respond by doing the best they can at the given moment, knowing that while action in accordance with virtue doesn't guarantee the optimal outcome, it's a heuristic designed to guide you to the highest probability of optimal outcomes... even/especially when compared to doing nothing.
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@Overmind I've always seen the Prime Directive as an understandable-with-context overreaction to the incredibly violent, exploitative, and just plain evil results of a more advanced civilization contacting a less advanced one in Earth's history.
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In fear of accidentally-ing the colonialist horrors of Earth's past, they overreact enough to avoid doing a lot of good.
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In the seventh season episode "Homeward", it is said that Starfleet had allowed 60 races to die out rather than interfere with their fate.
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There comes a point at which any excuse for "we thought we'd kick back in orbit and pat ourselves on the back for not doing anything incredibly violent to stop the ongoing genocide" starts to look a bit thin.
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Although, really, the problem is trying to have it both ways. Either you're the super-enlightened society of the future that has Learned Better(tm), and eliminated war and poverty and disease, and flies around the galaxy emitting smug radiation they can see from Andromeda, OR you're a bunch of barely restrained bloodthirsty maniacs that can't trust yourselves around a pre-warp civilization lest you suffer from a sudden case of social atavism that makes you start moving in, building plantations, forcing them to mine dilithium, and phasering all the spuffalo while you're at it. You can't really be both without attracting a lot of side-eye.
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(Actually, given how condescendingly racist the Vulcans turn out to be in the ENT era, it may be that their policy of non-interference was a "logical" rationalization of "we don't want to deal with the stinky barbarians".)
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2022 8:05 AM
I think in the Federation's case, they trust their explorer captains to follow the law, but they don't necessarily trust them to act ethically/morally in circumstances the law doesn't cover - so they have more legal rigidity than they'd need if they could trust their people.
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looks at how often the prime directive goes out the window or the prime directive is more an "dont interfere unless you see a pressing moral reason to do so"?
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.... yeah, i dont believe it either :V
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/23/2022 8:42 AM
Oh, I'm not saying nobody ever breaks the rules - just that the Federation, rightly or wrongly, thinks it can trust its people to follow rules more than it can trust them to use their judgement and do what's right.
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i think it's more a... values dissonance thing, i suppose?
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let me use a analogous argument - whether or not you agree (and most people here definitely don't), deathists exist and genuinely believe that 'natural death', as opposed to murder or suicide etc, is different and less of a bad thing
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extending this analogy to the Federation: it is, frankly, entirely possible that the Federation is okay with genocide. So long as they aren't causing it, and it's part of a culture's 'natural development' as they judge it.
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it's not the Federation being stupid, it's a Babyeaters vs SuperHappyFunPeople situation.
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(you might say that this is a unrealistic take, but honestly it wouldn't be the weirdest thing in actual human history.)
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history is always weirder than fiction (and dumber)
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like WW1 went way longer than it should have because countries hated each other just that much
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years longer
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like WW1 went way longer than it should have because countries hated each other just that much
I mean it shouldn't have happened at all, nobody involved had a good reason to fight
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0111narwhalz 12/23/2022 10:45 PM
the treaties were designed as a deterrent, I think, but then someone decided to make war anyway
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And as everyone knows
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i mean, arguably they had a good reason in that they had treaties, and ignoring a treaty because the situation seems dumb is a great way to ruin the trust that other actors have in you. Now, the stupid part was making that gigantic web of treaties and not seeing it for the powder keg it was...
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The assassination of the archduke.
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Went like a monty python sketch
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Yeah, like it was kind of crazy.
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Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good early-ass morning!
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BluejayHurricane 12/25/2022 8:54 AM
Merry Christmas
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Jade Nekotenshi 12/25/2022 1:55 PM
Merry Christmas!
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mer crimis
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i read that as "war crimes" at first and was moderately confused
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0111narwhalz 12/25/2022 3:40 PM
I read it as "war crimes" and was not confused
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Sargas detected
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Merry Warcrimes!
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Warry Crimemas?
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From a starship history:
...refitted from the megafreighter Chonky Boy...
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(Other ships of the class include Absolute Unit and Oh Lawd She Comin'.) (edited)
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For one of my ship classes, I named one the Ever Given… and it’s always getting into trouble, never on time, you name it.
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Hah!
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It’s part of a naval logistics fleet, which makes that a little more problematic, though…
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I've been thinking of assorted nautical stories involving the difficulties of newer, bigger ships navigating a world of smaller, more fragile things with much tug assistance and, well, the Heckin' Chonkers-class (very loosely translated) megafreighters just dropped right into my head.
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oh god
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some 3 km long megafreighter trying to dock
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cold gas tanks putting out kilotons of methane per second
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like that old car insurance commercial… crash Oops! klang Sorry! screeeech My bad!
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I've been thinking of assorted nautical stories involving the difficulties of newer, bigger ships navigating a world of smaller, more fragile things with much tug assistance and, well, the Heckin' Chonkers-class (very loosely translated) megafreighters just dropped right into my head.
man, docking any big ship must be a pain. Cold-gas thrusters the size of entire more reasonably sized ships being strapped on by tugs
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and using fusion thrusters sounds like a good way to cause property damage
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I feel like at that point the correct move is that the multiple kilometer long ship cannot actually 'dock'. It parks in a boring orbit at standoff range of the high port and lets smaller shuttles go back and forth for a few weeks until the cargo is transferred.
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Now, if the impatient merchant freighter looks at the situation and starts to conclude, "well, we don't really need that extra half kilometer of distance" and moves closer in.... are the shuttles agile enough to adapt to that? does the station weapon system get twitchy? (edited)
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That would be slow and lower-volume. It would be cooler to just extrude a very long tube with cargo moving equipment inside.
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just make it so it can split apart into smaller ships that can dock
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ez
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If you recall https://eldraeverse.com/2014/09/10/the-shipping-trade-3-outbound/ and https://eldraeverse.com/2017/11/19/the-other-half/ , it's already canon that big ships (which includes most of them) don't hard-dock, because unless you have some infeasibly strong materials, any failure to solve the hard problem of perfectly balancing at zero-zero will rip ship and station apart at the docking port. There ain't no materials that will let you comfortably hang a million tons of freighter off a port.
“Lunar Transshipment One, Station Ops, this is CMS Greed and Mass-Energy in slot ailek corse three five on flight plan code niner-three-zero-eleven-one. Request taxi instructions for orbital …
(…of this.) “Wynérias SysCon, this is CMS Greed and Mass-Energy inbound from Kythera System checking in, emergence point on bearing one-eleven ascending four from stargate, drift seven …
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Instead, they get assigned to a docking slot in the volume surrounding the local transshipment station, and then the longshorebots come out to grab containers, unlock 'em, and shuffle them into the freight "yard".
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(And then the reverse.)
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i wonder if you could do some docking "rope" system with actual ropes and active structures to have a push/pull system
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Note: we don't need cargo shuttles except for rare and fragile (and thus usually low volume) cargoes. Most cargo is in containerized in vacuum-tight shipping containers. A swarm of automated bots that can read the v-tags on the containers can strip a freighter to bare metal surprisingly quickly.
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tbh unloading could be pretty fast, just release the last layer of docking clamps that bind the container clumps to the freighter
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and the drones just slice pieces off the cargo hulk
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Of course, that's in your shiny modern ports. But then, Stellarmax megafreighters don't go visiting backwaters.
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the tugs also may save on a lot of reaction mass by just tractor/pressor beam slinging themself around the freighter and port
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(or some smart matter cloud frame doing the same with the containers)
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Works both ways, though. Like most drones (as shown in that one fic that time) do practice using vector exchange to save on remass, but remass is handy when you don't want to impose unwanted vectors on anything else.
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(There's a whole communications protocol for negotiating real-time vector trades.)
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tbh unloading could be pretty fast, just release the last layer of docking clamps that bind the container clumps to the freighter
The chief problem there is that once you start slicing it up, you've got a big hunk of mass in close orbit whose C-o-M chart gets inaccurate quite rapidly, and which is no longer attached to the big-ass engines suitable for stabilising any wobble it may develop.
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Morgrim Moon 12/28/2022 1:41 AM
unloading a big container ship in a skilled cargo port already looks like a strange ballet. When you can move things in 2 dimensions it'd be even more impressive
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that may help with the vectors, too. The bulk of the transport acting as a place to dump the momentum into, and just balance it as you go. As in, you take a container off to the right, ship twists left, you take a container off to the left, things mostly cancel out
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2022 12:34 PM
bring the ship in by tug, then reach around it with cables to hold it steady while unloading
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Do the eldrae have cool stuff like this on the homeworld?
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2022 2:04 PM
They have magma krakens. Does that count?
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OOoh
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you got the article?
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0111narwhalz 12/28/2022 2:22 PM
your site:eldraeverse.com magma kraken is as good as mine
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Among the first known of all nanorobotic machines were the so-called mechal elementals, the maintenance mechanisms of Eliéra. While the common conception of that artificial world is that its ecolog…
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Have y'all seen Scott Manley's video about cooking a turkey by putting it into a precise decaying orbit? And how much business does the company doing this in-universe get?
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And can they land it perfectly into an orbiting restaurant?
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Darn
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this is just like 1984
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Now this. This sings to my american blood.
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Always carry a boomstick, it makes life better
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KAL_9000
this is just like 1984
'splain?
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Overmind
'splain?
it's a meme
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whenever you're mildly inconvenienced you compare it to a dystopia
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Ah, yes.
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Average eldrae tbh
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When even your poorest live in decadence even our richest could not ever hope for, the standards for dystopia become a...tad lower.
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In the horrid untamed edges of civilization, where barbarian-kings rule, an eldrae must deal with a life without automated service
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2022 4:30 PM
can you IMAGINE not having EXTRANET ACCESS at ALL TIMES
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He must...make his dinner entirely by hand.
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The horror!
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I think anything below that falls into "Comically evil to the point of unrealistic" in the psyche of your average Empire citizen, assuming they were born into it
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then again this a society where your average citizen will also absolutely not hesitate to shoot a criminal
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In an aside from nearly a decade ago now, I mentioned municipal poop-robo service. As in, the tiny robots which dash out of the nearest robot hotel should your dog need to go, clean it up, polish the street to its customary perfection, and bill you three millis for the service.
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purse snatchers get turned to swiss cheese methinks
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So, y'know, people from the society which considers that a norm encounters a supposedly advanced society that can't even keep human shit off the streets.
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hey now
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nobody can control LA citizens
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it just isn't possible
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Honestly, it doesn't get fun until someone does an interview. "Without undue offense and with all due respect, where I come from, those in charge of presiding over a city that had decayed to this level would be considered insufficiently competent to run anything larger or more significant than a lemonade stand. And I, for one, wouldn't drink their lemonade. Because it would probably have shit in it."
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2022 4:42 PM
@Taco Time POO IN THE LOO!!
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...actually knowing eldrae and how much they love business and entrepreneurship, what kind of "lemonade stand" equivalents are the transsophont kiddies making?
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"Hi yes want a cornea implant that changes colors depending on your emotional state?" said the nine year old
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baby's first business: future edition
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"This packet of nanites will make your hair sparkle for the next two weeks!"
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Heh.
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It'd be adorable
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BizarroLand ♀ 12/31/2022 4:48 PM
Sorry but yanno, at this point LA/SF might actually be worse off than India
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the Indians have launched a huge anti-open defecation and service improvement campaign
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India has a long, looong way to go
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but thats getting into IRL politics...I think?
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Yeah, but at least they're heading in the right direction.
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...but yes, it could be.
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india convo could be getting into politics or eldrae children lemonade stand equivalents could be adorable? or both?
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Both.
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The real question is when do they get their first gun
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As an american, this is a mandatory life ritual
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For the uninformed (or european) an american must make a soul-bond with a firearm before they reach their 30s or they shall be cast out into the shadowlands of Cananda
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Just as soon as their self-signed tort insurance will cover it, usually.
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(This being the general standard for "responsible enough not to do anything stupid with X". I mean, if someone gives them one earlier, that's not illegal, certainly. But it does mean any potential [unlimited] liability can and will come home to roost.)
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On one hand, yeah, on the other hand, having a parent taking their kid to a patch of untamed land to plink at trees and rocks is good family bonding experience
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"Supervised use of someone else's gun somewhere safe" is a much lower standard to meet, tort-wise, than "have your very own gun which you control at your discretion".
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fair enough
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On one hand, yeah, on the other hand, having a parent taking their kid to a patch of untamed land to plink at trees and rocks is good family bonding experience
...damn, I wish I was a good enough writer to do this scene
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(It also varies with a lot of other factors. On Paltraeth, for example, kaeth children generally get a weapon before they get to leave the house unaccompanied, or possibly the nursery, just in case. Not really necessary for city folks these days, but the culture remembers.)
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also, kaeth come with a natural bullet resistance perk
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...damn, I wish I was a good enough writer to do this scene
0111narwhalz 12/31/2022 5:08 PM
do it anyway
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Perhaps when my ADHD lets me
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Also, of course, with the gun. It's a lot easier to be covered for carrying an electrolaser stunner with Foe Detection(tm) and Expensive Fire Inhibition(tm) than it is for, say, a Series F Godfucker hand cannon, or literally anything else from the Eye-in-the-Flame catalogue. (edited)
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fair point
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a very low power coilgun pellet gun is quite different from "And the latest model can engage over the horizon targets with self-guiding SmartRounds™️!"
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That said, most sophs, if given a Series F Godfucker, would be more of a danger to themselves than to anyone else. 72mm is not a caliber for... well, almost anything, really, but especially not handguns.
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...72mm?
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Where is the magazine kept?
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Separately, usually. There is a revolver version that fits three rounds, for those whose insanity wasn't satisfied, by, well, having a 72mm hand cannon.
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Sawn off barrett moment
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(If you haven't run into it your reading, bear in mind that the Eye-in-the-Flame design process is along the lines of "get high as hell on noötropics and watch anime". Once dimensional transcendence becomes a thing, someone there is actively going to try to turn an 18" naval gun into something wearable approximately three seconds after someone shows them KanColle.)
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also, quick question since we're on the subject of giant guns
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are heavy infantry weapons built like ogryn weapons from 40k, in that they're built so unbelievably chunky so they can double as an actual club without lowering performance?
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just
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Bonking someone
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yeah they have their giant combat knife of doom (more of a sword at their scale) but sometimes you need to punch someone now and their weapons are already strapped to their forearms so you may as well hit the guy with them anyways
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They’re solidly built, but given the power armor, you might as well just punch ‘em, or use the bayonet.
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I was not aware of a bayonet
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Which also saves you the trouble of cleaning the blood out of the fiddly bits during maintenance. Or the bit where the armorer yells at you for stinking up his nice, clean armory with left-over bits of enemy brainmeats.
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given the, ah, high energy combat of heavy infantry, it might be more of a complaint about getting ash stains out of the floor
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(Alternative: submit a request to attend the special training course that, ah, gets you authorized to use mace. As it were.)
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I could see heavy infantry messing around outside of combat with quickly-fabbed comically large swords in duels
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Warhammers.
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Good because they also teach the use of common improvised weapons.
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you never know when you might need to use an engine block as a weapon
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actually given their hovering nature and being battery powered, do most civilian vehicles even really have engine blocks?
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Vector control core. Hit them with a vector control core. There, that works.
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also this quote is so incredibly raw, I am shamelessly taking this for myself
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Said warhammers, of course, can have smol vector-control cores in the business end. Light when you swing them. Heavy when they hit.
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Not what you might call a practical military weapon, but they're great impractical military weapons and excellent shit-wreckers.
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(Plus, of course, what's the point of becoming masters of gravity and momentum if you can't have some fun with it.)
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Think of the parade tricks you could do with them
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Overmind
(Alternative: submit a request to attend the special training course that, ah, gets you authorized to use mace. As it were.)
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Could the eldrae see our UV stripes?
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Taco Time
Where is the magazine kept?
Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 10:52 AM
My first thought was "if that's any kind of autoloader, it's gonna be skookum as frig" - look up what a modern autoloading weapon in that kind of caliber looks like!
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"Fuck around and find out" == "spicy causality"
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 10:57 AM
It’s always the Endpoint Location Protocol. Even when it isn’t. Even when it can’t possibly be. It’s ELP. I can well imagine the genesis of this one. But then again, here, now, the same is true, except s/ELP/DNS/g
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is that 72mm a low-velocity projectile, or a honest-to-goodness bullet cannon shell?
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They didn't name it the Godfucker because it fires low-velocity fluffballs.
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ah, so not merely a Jumbo-sized M79 grenade launcher
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... well, actually i suppose it still could be if you beefed up the barrel a bit. And glossed over what it does to your arm bones.
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i'm reminded of all those attempts to fire a 50 BMG out of a flare gun
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recoil compensation is what the integrated pressor beams are for
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Jade Nekotenshi
My first thought was "if that's any kind of autoloader, it's gonna be skookum as frig" - look up what a modern autoloading weapon in that kind of caliber looks like!
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Buggy
... well, actually i suppose it still could be if you beefed up the barrel a bit. And glossed over what it does to your arm bones.
could just be used by heavy infantry
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Taco Time
???
Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 1:48 PM
Very solidly built, essentially.
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well yes
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its a handheld high-caliber autocannon
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 1:49 PM
Recoil aside, it'd have to be a single-shot just on size alone.
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I'd be surprised if it weighed less than a hundred pounds
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 1:49 PM
Oh, more'n that, I'd think unless it's made of ultra-lightweight materials.
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Which, granted, it might be.
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or a vector core strapped on for recoil and weight control
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/02/2023 1:50 PM
A modern 76mm autocannon, for comparison: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OTO_Melara_76_mm
The OTO Melara 76 mm gun is a naval gun built and designed by the Italian defence company OTO Melara. It is based on the OTO Melara 76/62C and evolved toward 76/62 SR and 76/62 Strales.The system is compact enough to be installed on relatively small warships. Its high rate of fire and the availability of several types of ammunition make it capab...
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There is a version that mounts in an IFV chassis.
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The Rooikat (Afrikaans for "Caracal"; lit. '"Red cat"') is a South African armoured reconnaissance vehicle equipped with a stabilised 76 mm high velocity gun for organic anti-tank and fire support purposes. The Rooikat's main armament was built with the Oto Melara 76 naval gun as its basis, to which it is nearly identical in terms of technical p...
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So yeah, I'm thinking closer to 500 even with futuristic nano-assembled materials, unless you make it a single-shot or revolver (which it sounded like actually), so yeah, definitely would need some kind of compensation, even for a kaeth or linobir wielder, I'd think.
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quickdeploy bi/tri - pod
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2023 2:40 PM
there is BOUND to be the local equiv of a youtube channel where a group of kaeth work out "how do we use this weapon in a way that is effective, doesn't injure any of us, and makes us look awesome". Instead of sending the shooter flying into a tree in cartoonish fashion. (Those videos are possibly also popular, at least in some crowds.)
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I realized what we need
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2023 2:42 PM
...that said, I suspect "uses weapon in a comical fashion that somehow works" may be a well-regarded form of kaeth slapstick comedy.
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We need an intergalactic equivalent of Bob Ross. And it needs to be a Kaeth.
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Morgrim Moon 01/02/2023 2:42 PM
(the 'somehow works' mostly because "getting your foolself eaten" doesn't play so well for a culture where many things do, in fact, try to eat you)
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Taco Time
We need an intergalactic equivalent of Bob Ross. And it needs to be a Kaeth.
who "oops!" es when he splatters a bystander into the cannon mark art
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Would an eldrae find a mosh pit horrifying to be in?
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Taco Time
Could the eldrae see our UV stripes?
Yes.
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Neato
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Jade Nekotenshi
So yeah, I'm thinking closer to 500 even with futuristic nano-assembled materials, unless you make it a single-shot or revolver (which it sounded like actually), so yeah, definitely would need some kind of compensation, even for a kaeth or linobir wielder, I'd think.
Yeah. Just to remind everyone that this thing's an expensive prestige prototype and not a tactical weapon, it's basically a single-shot 72mm hand cannon. Those with more money than sense and the ability to lift the damn thing can also buy the revolver version that holds a whopping three rounds, and good luck to them. Cash in advance, please.
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Purchasers of the Godfucker fall into three categories:
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I just want to know how anyone can survive the recoil of a hypervelocity 72mm slug
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does it just have a massive vector control core strapped to it to manage the weight and recoil?
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a) People with extremely weird and specialized needs; b) Kaeth wearing power armor who are willing to trade off magazine capacity for the intimidation factor of a barrel you can stuff your hand inside; and c) Morons.
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To expand a bit on category (c), certain licensees of the original patent make bank selling blinged-out knock-off versions of the original Godfucker to idjits who just want a Really Big Gun to go out and cause trouble with. Law enforcement in many parts of the worlds are reluctant to direct too much effort into stopping this particular part of the market, on the grounds that the idjits in question aren't going to hit anything they aim at anyway, there's only so much trouble they can cause with it when they stop to look at how much boutique 72mm hand cannon ammunition costs to special order, and when it comes down to it, it's really easy to arrest people who've broken most of the bones in their body by embedding themselves pretty thoroughly into whatever they happened to be standing in front of at the time.
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no vector funsies to help manage it?
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Sure. The best that would fit the design, which reduce the recoil and concussion a lot. That's why it only somewhat pulverizes you. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/03/2023 11:11 PM
guilty admission
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i like semi auto magnums more than revolver magnums
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hmm
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I have something that may interest you
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one sec
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/03/2023 11:13 PM
don't tell me that fucking thing is REAL (edited)
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Sadly not
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god I wish
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.500 magnum: because .50 AE is for pussies
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(People who want a more practical hand cannon are directed at the F-4X Block IV Thunderhead, a much more practical design that is simply a twelve-barrel rotary chambers custom 18 mm APHD or APPT and can throw 'em downrange at 864 rounds/minute for as long as the magazine holds out. It's a chonky two-hander that weighs in around 24lbs, but the recoil compensation system is good and it is not known to inflict significant damage on its wielders under normal circumstances.)
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When do we get a list of guns
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twelve barrels seems...a tad overkill for only 864 RPM
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also whats APHD an APPT? I imagine the AP in both mean Armor Piercing, but HD and PT don't match anything real that I know of
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For those playing the game at home, incidentally, APHD is armor-piercing hyperdense dart. The internal penetrator is usually osmium or hexaferrum iron.
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APPT is armor-piercing personnel trauma; they're prestressed to fragment on armor penetration to ensure maximal fucking-up of the wound channel.
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Making that armor piercing sounds like some incredibly annoying engineering
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since thats basically hollow point
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Scratch that, not even basically. That's just Space Hollowpoint™️ (edited)
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These, of course, are the mild options. I haven't actually defined the yield of the 72mm AMTM, but the 36 mm AMTM gets you 5 kilotons of boom per shot.
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antimatter, I assume?
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(Hell, the 12mm gets you ten tons per shot, which makes it the perfect load for a cute lil' derringer.)
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Ah yes. For when you need to stop a purse snatcher by vaporizing an entire city block
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AMTM is antimatter thermal, yeah. There's also FITM, which is fission thermal, composed of subcritical masses which squish into criticality for a sub-kiloton outcome. Trouble is they don't last in storage, 'cause the half-life of ²⁵²Cf, et al., sucks.
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For those playing the game at home, incidentally, APHD is armor-piercing hyperdense dart. The internal penetrator is usually osmium or hexaferrum iron.
also hexaferrum is only around 12 g/cm^3 I believe, you might want a different material (Especially since making it metastable sounds like an INCREDIBLE pain in the ass)
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good ol' depleted uranium is about 19 g/cm^3. tungsten is 19.3
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And osmium is somewhat denser, but you'd use it only as a core behind an extremely high hardness tip due to its liquid nature. Also extremely rare compared to uranium and tungsten.
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I could see a muon-metal tipped round for AP
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With sufficient asteroid eating, you have plenty of everything.
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Muon metals are useless for projectiles. Muons don't Pauli-exclude with electrons, which has the unfortunate side effect that muon matter passes right through regular matter like it wasn't there.
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gluon-string lattice maybe?
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though that sounds comically expensive even for the empire
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And, yeah, osmium APHD is an upgrade of regular old APSC, designed to cover those situations in which regular-core APSC won't do the job.
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0111narwhalz 01/03/2023 11:30 PM
can you partially muonate the material? so it's mostly held together by dense muon bonds but there's also a shell of electrons
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(People who want a more practical hand cannon are directed at the F-4X Block IV Thunderhead, a much more practical design that is simply a twelve-barrel rotary chambers custom 18 mm APHD or APPT and can throw 'em downrange at 864 rounds/minute for as long as the magazine holds out. It's a chonky two-hander that weighs in around 24lbs, but the recoil compensation system is good and it is not known to inflict significant damage on its wielders under normal circumstances.)
BizarroLand ♀ 01/03/2023 11:32 PM
what about 12mm
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Although all of this said there are about four dozen different off-the-shelf ammo types available for slugguns and hand cannons, from the harmless and targeted to the "I hate this grid square".
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I still don't understand why a gun with an RPM of 864 needs twelve barrels
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Heat dissipation.
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Sounds too crowded together to keep them from radiating into each other
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They each have attached radiative-striping cooling systems, but pumping heat takes time.
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(My favorite of the ammo types remains NSNC, which is basically chain shot redesigned for the modern handgun, when you really need to chop whatever's in front of you apart fairly messily.)
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I take it that its only for lightly armored/squishy targets?
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(Which is, after all, relatively simple and elegant compared to, y'know, the rounds that are basically gun-deployable robots which in turn deploy fuel-air carcerand microbot swarms, for when you really feel the need to scrawl "THIS COULD HAVE BEEN THIRTY KILOTONS OF PAIN" across the sky in letters of fire. Tuesdays, for example.)
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that sounds extraordinarily annoying to maintain
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I adore it (edited)
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Admittedly, that is the sort of less-than-perfectly-practical application brought to you by the Eye-in-the-Flame research department, the people who also pioneered the personalized ammunition inscriber for their Warrior-Poet Gun.
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Because why shoot people with plain bullets when you can shoot them with nanoinscribed haiku describing, in detail, just how much they suck and therefore deserved very much to be shot with the bullet inscribed with this very poem?
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The fact that the friction from the plasma surrounding the 2+ KPS bullet will likely remove said poem?
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But its the thought that counts, really
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The Warrior-Poet Gun manufacturers guarantee that all inscriptions will be fully legible (and calligraphically elegant) after atmospheric passage, bodily impact, and surgical removal in five nines of cases not involving military-grade body armor and three nines of cases which do. Because the thing about the Department of Entertaining Research is that while they might be the maddest bunch of hoplophile bastards around, they are nonetheless that fucking good .
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Thats some damn good bullet-ing they got going there
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Y'know, if they, as in the Empire as a whole, can fit all this fun stuff in handhelds...what do they do with tanks?
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That must, alas, be a story for another day, since time passes, morning awaits, and this old man needs his sleep.
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But I'll try to remember to get back to it.
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Have a good night homie
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is there a coilgun equivalent to the Big Fucking Guns firing Big Fucking Rounds?
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Im pretty sure thats what all their slug-guns are
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coilguns or railguns
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its magnets all the way down
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well what i mean is, a 12-barrel gun that sends (effectively) 0.700 Nitro Express rounds downrange at >800/m is quite a lot of dakka
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but unfortunately, you have to carry that dakka. While the 'speck of iron' coilguns have plenty of ammo and good battery capacity. (edited)
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so are there options for the discerning Dakka enthusiast who prefers to carry a Really Big Gun, but not Really Big And Heavy Bags Of Ammo?
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Maybe a laser?
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Big zap
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not many lasers in the 'verse
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iirc its because of focusing issues
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yeah, but for handheld that isn't an issue
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you ain't sniping someone from 300,000+ kilometers away
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I hope
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i mean there was that one assassination from orbit
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it was a kinetic projectile that took many minutes to reach the target I believe
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The figure clinging to the side of People’s Security Observation Platform Number Three would have been barely noticeable even to a careful observer. The ambioptics of his chameleon cloak, who…
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Hypervelocity kinetics are fun like that
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the most unrealistic part of this is the neutrino modulation as a side feature of a person sized device
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Taco Time
And osmium is somewhat denser, but you'd use it only as a core behind an extremely high hardness tip due to its liquid nature. Also extremely rare compared to uranium and tungsten.
Jade Nekotenshi 01/04/2023 7:39 AM
liquid? Pretty sure osmium is a brittle, crystalline metallic solid at room temp. (and only barely denser than iridium, which is somewhat less brittle)
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It does tend to oxidize into OsO4, though, which IIRC is a gas
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wikipedia says that osmium has a melting point of some 3300K
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so room temp osmium is quite solid
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Cornflakes
the most unrealistic part of this is the neutrino modulation as a side feature of a person sized device
i've heard of some weird physics mojo jojo which sound vaguely possible
09:08
like holding atoms in a specific unstable state that heavily favors absorbing a neutrino to increase their neutrino cross-section by a ridiculous amount
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i don't have the physics knowledge to vet them but one of them was mentioned offhand by Greg Egan and he usually does a great job with that stuff, even when it's a 1-off plot device
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Oh, yeah, Egan - I've always been meaning to read some of his textbook-novels
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he has some crazy stuff
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You can emit lots of neutrinos by just running fission/fusion reactions, I think.
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so a burst neutrino trasmitter would basically be... a very strange nuclear bomb
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/04/2023 9:35 AM
Or reactor
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reactor would fit more for a continuous transmitter
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the line between 'nuclear bomb' and 'nuclear reactor that is only supposed to run for 5 seconds' is a bit blurry
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For fission, isn't the dividing line pretty clear cut for present day technology? Prompt criticality is for bombs only?
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yeah iirc the dividing line is prompt neutrons vs the uhhh... not-prompt neutrons
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google says the term is 'delayed neutron'
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the issue is that some of those neutrons can be delayed by minutes, so if you're talking a intended runtime of seconds, you're relying a lot more on prompt neutrons
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Buggy
so a burst neutrino trasmitter would basically be... a very strange nuclear bomb
its not the emitting, its the encoding of data in it
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Cornflakes
its not the emitting, its the encoding of data in it
the encoding and emitting are intertwined. You could have a normal nuclear reactor function as a 'burst' transmitter, but you'll hit innate bandwidth limits imposed by the number of neutrinos emitted. If you want more, you need more reactor output.
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the logical conclusion of that being that you use the modulating technology on either a tiny nuclear bomb or a very short runtime reactor
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Buggy
the issue is that some of those neutrons can be delayed by minutes, so if you're talking a intended runtime of seconds, you're relying a lot more on prompt neutrons
I think there's still a categorical difference between running at 99 cents and running at one dollar
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i can make a filament bulb trivially easy, that doesnt make it an useful high bandwith data transmitter tho
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if you're only modulating the power to the bulb, sure. But you could surround it with a LCD or such
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and in that case you'd be able to distinguish the transmission from background noise a lot farther than if you used a tiny LED or something
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Buggy
if you're only modulating the power to the bulb, sure. But you could surround it with a LCD or such
the LCD in that example is the modulation im talking about
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You could probably make it work similarly to tangle channels, i.e. have a bunch of very small containers of ominous nuclear stuff, scan through them sequentially, and at each timestep either do or don't make them do something which emits neutrinos.
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the usecase here is a assassin evacuating from enemy territory, needing: very high bandwidth (a whole mindstate in what is implied to be a few seconds) high transmission power (evacuating to at least a covert friendly vessel elsewhere in the system. Possibly to another system entirely)
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I feel like you could just bring a tangle channel.
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it may well be a nuclear reaction providing the neutrinos
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Also, I was assuming it was a mindstate delta/experience log, not an entire state, which would probably be shorter.
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me too, but a delta of a whole brain is still a lot to pack into a radial burst of neutrinos that you intend to read from (possibly) lightyears away
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I feel like you could just bring a tangle channel.
tangle'd be much easier. Though maybe the assassin had to go through a stargate or two without being able to pick up a dead drop.
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i'd think that a very distinctly sublight transmission is going to be caught by some intelligence ship in system
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its just that the assassin had to be untraceable
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there's probably no way to hide that signal - if it can be read from wherever the assassin is going, which is probably at minimum a few light minutes/hours away, then its much more easily detected near the planet
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unless its also a highly directional burst. But in that case it's definitely not a reactor/bomb/something-inbetween making the neutrinos
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... oh, duh, i see how they did it
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antimatter head-bombs are a known technology in-verse
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certain antimatter reactions emit neutrinos
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could also just be an eldrae branded fusion boosted W54
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im purely doubtful about the modulation
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amat would probably be easier to modulate
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a fission bomb goes off slowly and you'd have to do some weirdness with modulating the neutron reflectors, or exotic neutrino shielding
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but amat you could, for example, lay out the charge in numerous tiny cells, and selectively detonate them. The whole mass will go off if you wait too long, but if you're quick you could create a signal
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it'd be tricky. You'd have to detonate them in sequence within a timeframe short enough that the gamma radiation each cell emits can't significantly affect adjacent cells. But it's possible (edited)
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How do the (less than) head-sized ones work? Ah - apparently the head-sized ones use tangle, not neutrinos: https://eldraeverse.com/2015/02/10/trope-a-day-mercy-kill/
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The neutrino-amat-headbang transmitters are from Eclipse Phase
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Their tanglecomms don’t have the bandwidth for egocasting yet
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Jade Nekotenshi
liquid? Pretty sure osmium is a brittle, crystalline metallic solid at room temp. (and only barely denser than iridium, which is somewhat less brittle)
ah wait piss, I was thinking of gallium
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thats on me
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my brain is huge
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/04/2023 3:40 PM
Ah, that makes sense.
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The only extremely dense liquid I can think of in that context is mercury, but that's less dense than gold.
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(Albeit denser than lead)
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I am
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very smart™️
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BizarroLand ♀
can you IMAGINE not having EXTRANET ACCESS at ALL TIMES
That's not dystopia, that's the Slow Zone, the old "land of morons and mechanical calculators". Primitive, not barbaric.
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Taco Time
He must...make his dinner entirely by hand.
Semi-relevant note: people there cook. (With robot sous-chefs, granted, but they cook.) Eating out of the chowfab is like eating TV dinners: fine occasionally when you're pressed for time, but kind of declassé to do all the time.
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Fair enough. Cooking is pretty fun, too.
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Taco Time
Y'know, if they, as in the Empire as a whole, can fit all this fun stuff in handhelds...what do they do with tanks?
And since you're here now, mind indulging my fantasies of scifi tank goodness shenanigans?
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Morgrim Moon
...that said, I suspect "uses weapon in a comical fashion that somehow works" may be a well-regarded form of kaeth slapstick comedy.
Kaeth watchvid producers have a very popular war-comedy genre. Of course, by human standards all of them are rated somewhere between NC-17 and "dear god, this should never be shown to anyone, ever".
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(And my reference point for that assessment is the traditional US moviemaker standard of "horrific and deplorable violence and gore is absolutely fine, just so long as no-one says any dirty words".)
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So it'd be hugely popular among the actual militaries of the world is what Im hearing
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Would an eldrae find a mosh pit horrifying to be in?
Not likely to be found in or near one. Personal space is good.
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Buggy
so are there options for the discerning Dakka enthusiast who prefers to carry a Really Big Gun, but not Really Big And Heavy Bags Of Ammo?
Tribarrel or quadbarrel hailgun.
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Buggy
iirc its because of focusing issues
Not an issue at hand weapon range, though. (You aren't going to hit anything at a light-second with a hand weapon anyway.) There are laser weapons in the 'verse; they're just not as ubiquitous as kinetics. Except in the pd role, where they're common on armored vehicles and armored persons alike.
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Regarding neutrino technology, y'all recall Qechra and its neutrino cooling towers? Bit of a hint there that they aren't reliant on detonating nukes to generate or modulate said particles.
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Now, modulated neutrino generation is, indeed, annihilation-pumped, but it makes use of alchemics spinoff technology (i.e., controlled/targeted quantum tunneling and baryon conversion, as seen in ladderdown/ladderup reactors) to induce neutrino-generating nuclear reactions in a precisely sequenced and controlled manner.
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I mean, those cooling towers were also on a planet-sized god factory
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Could you elaborate on what alchemics meams here?
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(Also, while tangle is maximally flexible in some ways, a quick quantum-encrypted neutrino pulse works just fine if you have a prowler in-system, and is much cheaper to stick in a single-op demishell.)
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Taco Time
Could you elaborate on what alchemics meams here?
Space magic nuclear reactions what makes atoms of one sort (lead, for example) into atoms of another sort (gold, stereotypically)
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Taco Time
Could you elaborate on what alchemics meams here?
The science and engineering practice of elemental transmutation and exotic matter creation.
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Ahh
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So messing around with the subatomic bits
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I mean, not necessarily space magic. You can do it now with a particle accelerator.
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Did they ever find the island of stability?
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More an archipelago.
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Can't wait to make an atom that weighs a full microgram by itself
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Taco Time
Can't wait to make an atom that weighs a full microgram by itself
that's probably a black hole
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as the planck mass is about a microgramm and i guess nuclei are close enough to point masses
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Er, probably not? Neutron stars are solid atomic nucleus
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ah, right, fair. wakeup brain talk :V
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What I imagine might be the case is that the atom explodes into atomic shrapnel and neutron radiation
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Or, if it is stable, it'd be a pretty good candidate for neutronium
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so this is an AU where the eldrae find us?
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It's just a long thread of bullshitting various possibilities, not a real AU.
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ah
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 10:16 AM
Oh, here's one that just struck me.
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Here, when referring to wet navy ships, "light cruiser" has two distinctly different senses. One is something like the old RN CLs - long endurance, fairly large size, but light armament with 2-3 6" guns and a smattering of smaller ones, and minimal if any armor, mostly intended for show-the-flag missions, etc. Basically, a steel frigate (to use the age-of-sail definition of a frigate), not really intended to fight other large ships, but maybe outfitted with torpedoes just in case it has to.
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The other is more the WW2 type, like HMS Belfast or USS Cleveland - a largish, 10k-ton ship armed with multiple twin or triple 6" turrets plus a bunch of 4"/5" heavy AA and as much light AA as you can stuff in, and usually armored against 8" guns with a battleship-like all-or-nothing armor scheme. Essentially, a heavy cruiser that gives up the per-shell punch of an 8" gun to get the massively higher ROF of a 6".
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So - in the IN, or other forces of the Worlds, does the term "light cruiser" get used at all, and if so, which type does it usually refer to?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 10:30 AM
(And yeah, autoloading 8" guns did obsolete the traditional gun CL right before gun cruisers got obsoleted in their entirety. I would have liked to see what'd happen if the Des Moines class had started commissioning in 1943 instead...)
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Double-checking with my class list (as best I can, driving through western KS as I am), I don’t believe there’s ever been such a distinction in IN classes, wet or space.
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(We can probably attribute that to the absence of the equivalent of the London and Washington naval treaties.)
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so no lack of extremely large warships?
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or large numbers of them?
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0111narwhalz 01/09/2023 12:59 PM
no "light"/"heavy" cruisers. just cruisers.
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Ahh
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Thankee kindly
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There are a shitton of cruiser subclasses (assault cruiser, diplomatic cruiser, interdictor cruiser, intruder cruiser, torpedo cruiser, cruiser escort, etc., etc.) because of the tendency of maritime and celestime architects confronted with a new problem or a new solution to begin with “Well, let’s take a basic cruiser hull, and…” -
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if it fits in the hull, well...hey it works
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and cruisers are relatively balanced for their bang-buck ratio too
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whats an intruder cruiser?
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0111narwhalz 01/09/2023 1:06 PM
it intrudes (as opposed to the others, which extrude)
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- but the generic cruiser is probably something closer to the second. Given the endurance granted by their nuclear propulsion, the job of the first could be filled by a DD, or DL.
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(Specialized commerce raider/deep-in-enemy-waters shit-fucker-upper.)
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(DL, in this case, meaning “destroyer leader”.)
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0111narwhalz 01/09/2023 1:13 PM
we've all seen the cruiser, but what about the cruisest?
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Forbidden under treaty, obviously
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Too much power
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Or just a battlecruiser
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Probably just a battlecruiser
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 1:40 PM
Also is there a distinction between battlecruisers and large cruisers?
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Wet navy-wise, a battlecruiser (BC/CC) has battleship guns - albeit possibly fewer of them - and cruiser speed and armor, while a large cruiser (CB) has balanced armor and armament like a CA or a BB, but has bigger, heavier guns and accordingly heavier armor. The US Alaskas and German Deutschlands were large cruisers, but there weren't many other examples of the type.
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(The German Scharnhorsts were... something else. Battleship armor and speed but large cruiser guns. Light battleships?)
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- but the generic cruiser is probably something closer to the second. Given the endurance granted by their nuclear propulsion, the job of the first could be filled by a DD, or DL.
Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 1:57 PM
In much the same way that the old-school CL disappeared here because DDs/FFs got big enough to have that kind of on-station endurance, I suppose. (And occasional nuclear power.)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:20 PM
Saying BCs have cruiser armor is a bit misleading. Sometimes it was battleship thickness, but only in the most critical areas or just a shorter belt.
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This is why I prefer role based classifications over tonnage.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:20 PM
That's true, especially for the later ones.
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(Hood, for example, was really more of a fast battleship)
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(Or, if you really want to irk naval afficionados, the same logic by which Hood is a battlecruiser would apply that label to Iowa!)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:23 PM
If the Americans had built Hood, it would have neen a fast BB. and vice versa for the Iowas. National doctrine matters (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:23 PM
Fair point.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:24 PM
It also didn't help that Hood was laid down before the fast BB concept and was modified along the way. (edited)
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ah yes, fast BBs
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Because why not be great at everything
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:26 PM
I suspect we might have viewed the Iowas differently if the Montanas had happened.
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You mean Bigger Iowa™️
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:27 PM
No. They were arguably the full BB to the Iowa BCs.
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they would've been about as fast, I believe
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at least thats what the designers hoped (edited)
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wait, nope, I was wrong
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it would've been about five knots slower
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It also was so much more everything because it was made without the limitations of treaties. Would've been larger than the yamato in terms of displacement
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:30 PM
27 knots was the design speed for Montana
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And would arguably have had more firepower.
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montana armament vs iowa
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surprisingly, less AA
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:31 PM
The super-heavy shell for the 16"/50 could penetrate just about anything shy of the turret faces of Yamato, which the 460mm AP shells mostly couldn't.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/09/2023 8:32 PM
I expect if the Montana had been in the war. there would have been a serious AA retrofit.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:32 PM
That's because Montana was only planned. Iowa actually saw action, and accordingly got 40mm guns welded on everywhere.
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Also had they actually been built, it might have been late enough for the 4x40mm mountings to be replaced with 2x76mm mountings.
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Because the 3"/50 had VT-fuzed ammo, which the 40mm did not.
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(It does now, but that couldn't be done with 1940s tech)
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I'm just saying, an extra turret is three more fission shells to use
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:33 PM
That also, insofar as those would be useful to fire more than one at a time.
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240 KT broadside. Need I say more?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:34 PM
At close enough range that you really, really don't wanna do that.
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Katies were mostly a curiosity. I expect had there ever been an occasion to use one, it would have been fired singly.
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well hopefully you're at least 10+km away, which wouldn't be hard since I think the maximum range on the guns was around 20-30?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:35 PM
about 30, yes. But good luck hitting much at that range.
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Well, a point target anyway
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An area target, sure.
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I'm not sure what you'd wanna be 30km away from, and then nuke 12 times, though.
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North korea?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:36 PM
Maybe?
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I actually think the best use for them might have been with a depth fuze as an emergency ASW weapon.
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we've all seen the cruiser, but what about the cruisest?
Retired to the silly anchorage with the destroyest, the friggit, and the dreadsome.
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Dreadsome... that's a battlecruiser, isn't it?
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battleship would feel more fitting
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Jade Nekotenshi
I actually think the best use for them might have been with a depth fuze as an emergency ASW weapon.
DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 8:37 PM
Ah, yes, the good ol' 'destroy every sub in the vicinity'.
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Retired to the silly anchorage with the destroyest, the friggit, and the dreadsome.
What about the famous Carry?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:38 PM
Nuclear depth bombs were, in fact, a thing.
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And let's not forget the battleshop.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/09/2023 8:38 PM
I think they still are, technically, if you count on-paper Russian capabilities.
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wait no no
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battleshop sounds very eldrae
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keep that in
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Eye In The Flame loves it
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(What happens if you put battleship armor on a collier.)
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Yes that sounds extremely Imperial
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Taco Time
battleship would feel more fitting
Maybe not? For one, all modern (WW2 and onwards, I think?) battleships are dreadnoughts. The dreadnought was named because it was supposed to dread nothing (nought). A BC is designed to run away from BBs; thus, dreadsome.
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Now thats a proper wrinkly brain think right there
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And real life BBs are, sure, but most scifi dreadnoughts are just "XL giga-battleship who didn't skip firepower day"
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honestly I prefer "juggernaut" as the name for those kind of ships
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Much more fitting
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(I take a moment to note that in IN type terminology, "battleship" means "whatever currently fills out the battle plane", vis-a-vis dreadnought meaning "significantly bigger than a ship-of-the-plane", and superdreadnought meaning "OH LAWD SHE FIRING".)
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then you have those uhhh
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I forget what they were called, but they had their armor and drives reduced to fit truly comically large guns
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Monitors?
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anything bigger than an SD is formally referred to as a warmoon or a dirigible battle planet (edited)
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And then you have the three hyperdreadnoughts, which I imagine have a wet mass surpassing small fleets each
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(or a battle star, not to be confused with a battlestar, because that's the sort of tragic confusion of scale that gets the guy manning the sensor station thrown out the airlock)
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a battle star just sounds like a mobile nicoll dyson laser
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 8:52 PM
I'm still in support of dreadnought for superbattleship because, compared to a battleship, they do fear nothing.
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Jade Nekotenshi
Also is there a distinction between battlecruisers and large cruisers?
In IN practice, battlecruisers are essentially large cruisers. (Mostly, again, because of not having try to come up with creative treaty limitation loopholes such as gave rise to much of Earth's innovation in this space.)
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(I take a moment to note that in IN type terminology, "battleship" means "whatever currently fills out the battle plane", vis-a-vis dreadnought meaning "significantly bigger than a ship-of-the-plane", and superdreadnought meaning "OH LAWD SHE FIRING".)
given that dreadnoughts are already meant to stiffen parts of the Wall Of Battle, what purpose do superdreadnoughts serve? Just the same, but upped to eleven in every aspect? the big ship that makes other big ships cower in fear and feel insecure about their spinal mounts?
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(There was some attempt to play around with the fast battleship notion, all of which were formally typed as IN-style battlecruisers when the IN noticed just how damn similar they ended up despite approaching that particular gap in the capability curve from opposite ends.)
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The chief job of a superdreadnought is to carry around a superweapon.
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Well, okay, that's a little flip. More seriously, thanks to the square-cube law, the superdreadnought gains internal volume faster than anything else. You can pack all kinds of interesting things in there. Command ships, information-warfare equipment, future-sensing wormholes, entire freakin' shipyards, the complete means of self-replication, ALL THE MISSILES EVER, etc., etc., etc.
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or just a spinal railgun that really shouldn't reasonably be mounted on anything short of a planetary crust. The entire crust. All the way to the mantle.
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Because sometimes you don't need anything fancy, just the biggest possible stick
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Most superdreadnoughts are in roles like "Grand Admiral's flagship", using their massive internal volume for everything needed for the care and feeding of the rest of their fleet.
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Taco Time
Because sometimes you don't need anything fancy, just the biggest possible stick
Sure its boring but by the gods they collateralled two orbital fortresses with a single shot
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(Replays for those interested are available, filmed with the finest sensors in the IN. Now only 50 estyrn a pop)
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Most superdreadnoughts are in roles like "Grand Admiral's flagship", using their massive internal volume for everything needed for the care and feeding of the rest of their fleet.
So miniature supremacy-class bases effectively
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I forget, are the supremacy's also heavily armed?
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I imagine they are
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 9:04 PM
I'd assume self-defence weaponry, just a lot of it due to their size.
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and losing one would be considered massively damaging to the Empire's forward capabilities
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So I imagine they gave them the capability to smack around fleets while also building/maintaining fleets
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Yeah, they have heavy defensive systems, but otherwise, their main armament is that they're, well, a fleet base .
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They have a fleet.
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...honestly how did I skip over that
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I need more wrinkles in my brain, I've left it rolling around too much and it smoothed out a little
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Taco Time
I forget what they were called, but they had their armor and drives reduced to fit truly comically large guns
I FOUND IT
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THE MAULER SUPERDREADNOUGHTS
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Question - are there non-interstellar/non-gate-capable warships used by any major powers in-setting? (For that matter, what would be considered a non-gate-capable ship?)
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Ones not meant to leave a system?
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Sure, but why can't it leave the system?
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Too large for the gates?
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do we know how large gates are? I forget
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 9:24 PM
They open wormholes, they don't have to go through 'em physically.
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really?
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hmmm
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well damn
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 9:25 PM
Search 'stargates' on the site, in there somewhere.
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oh boy
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time to spend an hour sorting through posts
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there are worse things to be doing tbh, man is a good writer
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DSD [He/They]
They open wormholes, they don't have to go through 'em physically.
I think they kinda do have to go through them: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/08/17/trope-a-day-cool-gate/
Cool Gate: The stargates, giant miles-wide holes in space through which can be seen the distorted stars at the other end of the wormhole, embedded in a pair of arms wrapped around it containing a w…
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 9:43 PM
Nah, that's old lore.
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I don't think we've gotten any new lore on the actual sizing of stargates, though?
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The ancient texts!
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DSD [He/They] 01/09/2023 9:44 PM
(An in-universe explanation as to why the Empire, et. al., prefer to use their special – i.e., yes, per here, space-magic enhanced – wormhole technology.) A common question among newcom…
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I think they kinda do have to go through them: https://eldraeverse.com/2012/08/17/trope-a-day-cool-gate/
Yeah, that's now deprecated. Stargates look and work kinda like mass relays, except that instead of a kawoosh into hyperspeed you get a blue flash and a blorp as a wormhole appears around you and you vanish from local space. I have not specified a particular upper limit on mass/volume for stargates, but it's somewhere up in the small moon range based on how much energy you can feed and what the k-sink is willing to accept. People routinely put flotillas through in one operation; basically, if you have any kind of reasonable starship, it won't be a problem.
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So there aren't any limits on what can go through the gate. All it needs is to be in the right place and to have a blue box aboard, and all a blue box is is a bunch of processors and code that speak gate protocol. You can stick one in your pocket and gate in a suit if you feel the need. Now, there are a bunch of ships that don't routinely carry blue boxes, because there's no need to put one on every commutersphere, fuel skimmer, shuttle, pinnace, patrol boat, and other vessel that will never need to leave the system, but that's not a technical limitation, that's just not buying options you don't need.
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How large is the actual physical equipment of the gate?
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Anyway, to get back to the original question, you'd be talking about monitors, which are warships which don't go through stargates because they don't go anywhere under their own power, just sit in orbit and guard things. (They're more war stations, really.)
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Of course, they can be moved by tugs, and have been transported through stargates that way. They're just not equipped to do their own propulsion.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/09/2023 11:35 PM
what's the boundary between legit space magic and tech tricks
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Any sufficiently detailed space magic is indistinguishable from engineering.
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Taco Time
How large is the actual physical equipment of the gate?
The Ring Dynamics Mark III is about nine miles long.
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its only space magic if you can't calculate it
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The eldrae have very, very large computers.
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Morgrim Moon 01/09/2023 11:54 PM
I'd argue "it works, we definitely know it works, we know lots of parameters about it, but damnit we're still trying to figure out the fundamental mechanics" counts as space magic.
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I notice that different sci-fi has different definitions of “battleship” and “dreadnought”, but a running theme seems to be that one or the other has to have spinal mount weapons
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I’m reading the rules to Lancer: Battlegroup and every battleship has, without exception, at least one superheavy weapon slot. Even the command carrier that doesn’t have any other weapon slots still has the superheavy.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 12:39 PM
I got battleships and I got spinal mounts, but usually the two don't intersect
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spinals are for artillery, battleships are for brute wall-of-battle powerhouses
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DSD [He/They] 01/10/2023 12:40 PM
I'm of the 'give every primary warship a spinal mount' school in my 'verse - artillery is missiles. Of course, I'm planning exceptions. (edited)
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Really, what doesn't have spinal mount weapons? Not much doesn't also have other weapons, mind, but still.
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(Answer to rhetorical question: torpedo cruisers, which can't see out of the front because of the huge train of missile pods in the way.)
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soldiers tend to not have spinal guns :V
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If they join the IN, one will be fitted.
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what orifice is the muzzle
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:05 PM
it is best not to ask
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Guys, y'all recall from the MMC armor in the Expanse (or, hell, Boba Fett) they have a backpack of missiles which launch in situ? Behold, infantry spinal mounts.
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Missile tubes running all the way from the "drives" to a little past the "bow".
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boring
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"Marines, I am asking for volunteers to have a torpedo shoved all the way up their ass."
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railgun barf
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:12 PM
"sir, exactly how far is 'all the way?'" "all. the. way." (edited)
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IMMA FIRIN MA LAZOR
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:O 🏳️‍🌈
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Overmind
"Marines, I am asking for volunteers to have a torpedo shoved all the way up their ass."
That just sounds like a good time
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I notice that different sci-fi has different definitions of “battleship” and “dreadnought”, but a running theme seems to be that one or the other has to have spinal mount weapons
I say spinal mounts should be on any ship as the main weapon, because space is big and generally involves minimal turning after your effective weapon ranges become long enough
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that and big guns tickle my brain in a way that has it produce happy chemicals
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Military shenanigans in general are something I can hyperfixate on most of the time
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:41 PM
minimal turning after your effective weapon ranges become long enough
we call this kind of space combat "boring"
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DSD [He/They] 01/10/2023 1:44 PM
I like spinal mounts because it makes flanking more of a thing.
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narwhal do not DARE bring space dogfights into this
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:46 PM
spinal mounts encourage cone-pattern ships and tactics. I prefer bladeships, so the spinals remain in the arty zone.
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Taco Time
narwhal do not DARE bring space dogfights into this
0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:46 PM
well if you ask so nicely…
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0111narwhalz
spinal mounts encourage cone-pattern ships and tactics. I prefer bladeships, so the spinals remain in the arty zone.
You say this like I know what any of it means
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:50 PM
death cones sit back far enough from the enemy that the enemy is all in the same direction, which means the armor/defenses need protect the ship from only one aspect.
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this is… fine, but not really that interesting if it's the only way you fight. thus we need also the "maneuverability is important" space: the wall of battle, or the furball, depending.
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spinals also allow the greatest range and power. Broadsides would be saved for dealing with smaller/more numerous targets
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if someone tries to flank you with a squadron of destroyers, use the broadsides
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if someone is trying to thump you with a battleship from a distance, use the spinal
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:53 PM
bladeships (or Cyclopean Murder Wedges, per taste) operate in this space: enemies tend to come from multiple directions; it is useful to aim your main drive tangent rather than radial; you need multiple distinct targeting devices (i.e. turrets).
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aaaand you've lost me again with bladeships, tangent, and radial.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:55 PM
generally you don't want to be in the middle of the furball, because that requires that you have hardened defenses in every direction and that is like to hamstring your maneuverability and/or weapons as a consequence.
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consider your position in a spherical coordinate system centered on the target. one of your position and velocity components is directly towards/away from the target ("radial" because it's along the radius of the sphere), and the other two are at right angles to the first ("tangential" because they're tangent to the surface of the sphere)
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a bladeship is something like this https://i.imgur.com/1MCLFaW.png
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oh so its the big wedge
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Aka what a star destroyer should have been
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 1:58 PM
this is what the bladeyness gets you https://i.imgur.com/55696h7.png
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note that most of the mounts can bear on a single target if needed. meanwhile the cross section of the ship is, while not minimized, at least mitigated.
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gotta minimize that frontal profile
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:02 PM
"frontal" is less important, because you aren't supposed to be pointing the nose at the enemy very often. that's a good way to collapse your maneuvering options. instead, you point the top/bottom at the enemy, and burn tangent.
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the drive of this ship vectors most severely in that direction (and also the inertia tensor helps). so the ship is very good at varying the direction of thrust within the tangent plane while remaining unmasked.
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also also the nacelles are largely unimportant tactically (they're part of the FTL propulsion) so having them add to your profile is not a big deal
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is this your own design?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:16 PM
aye
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the Splitting Maul class battleship, of the Arren Federation Vacuum Navy
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how big?
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And how's it move?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:23 PM
700-ish meters long, and a bigass fusion thermal torch.
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It has a combat endurance of about an hour, at which point it must return to its fleet carrier for R&R.
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Chunky. I assuming its several hundred thousand tons?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:24 PM
nah
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megatons
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…wet, anyway. much lighter dry.
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I'd assume in the 1-1.5 MT range
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also, fleet carrier?
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Tell me more. I must know.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:27 PM
Fleet carriers form the core of a battlefleet (as one might guess). They resupply the various vessels in said battlefleet, and operate as a mobile naval base. In comparison to battlecarriers, fleet carriers are much much larger, and have typically two to six berths for battleships. In general, a battleship can be refueled and rearmed in about 20 minutes.
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Fleet carriers also have berths for smaller ships. Most of their traffic is hypermonitors. They also launch drones, but those aren't typically recovered until after the fighting is over.
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A battlefleet is the largest single unit of naval operation, comprising some hundreds of capital ships and hundreds more of monitors and corvettes.
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Whats a battlecarrier, and whats a hypermoniter?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:34 PM
Battlecarriers are smaller support carriers, intended to dispense drones and serve monitors. They are about double the size of a battleship.
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Monitors are essentially a short-endurance or expendable weapons system attached to a corvette propulsion system. They are almost exclusively alpha-strike. A hyperspace-capable monitor (or hypermonitor) has a translation drive, while a submonitor does not.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:51 PM
Submonitors are obligate parasites, but in theory a hypermonitor can sortie on its own or with other non-carrier vessels.
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0111narwhalz
a bladeship is something like this https://i.imgur.com/1MCLFaW.png
Er, aren't you missing the radiators?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 2:52 PM
The radiators are not pictured because they are enormous loops of droplets.
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I don't have any recent depictions of FVN radiators, but they look broadly similar to the loops on this war-singer. https://i.imgur.com/4M5gfE5.png
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They're brought back around by artificial gravity (a sister technology to shields).
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oooh
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curie point radiators?
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curie points are for when you dont have anything better than magnetics on the coolant fluid
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0111narwhalz
I don't have any recent depictions of FVN radiators, but they look broadly similar to the loops on this war-singer. https://i.imgur.com/4M5gfE5.png
also why is there a biblically accurate higher angel on my screen
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Cornflakes
curie points are for when you dont have anything better than magnetics on the coolant fluid
yeah but they look awesome
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theres a bunch of other radiators that are cooler
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Prove it
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points at image above
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that just looks like a curie point but done with artificial gravity instead of magnets
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the whole point of a curie point is the magnetics
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when the coolant passes through its curie point to become ferromagnetic again
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it has the LÖÖPS
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the simple version of a curie is some mushroom cloud (edited)
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big loop (edited)
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those loops are more complex than a curie :V
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its also too hot yellow for it to be a curie point radiator (using iron)
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extra fancy curie
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:29 PM
it's not really related at all to Curie point rads, because the field is always affecting the radiator juice regardless of its temperature
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it's much more a "normal" droplet radiator with extra features
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the real question is if crew make radiator art on their downtime
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:31 PM
probably
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radiadicks
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:32 PM
Battleships don't usually have the luxury, though. Their radiator hardware needs to operate under sufficiently adverse circumstances that it is quite constrained.
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smh
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literally 1984
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0111narwhalz
Battleships don't usually have the luxury, though. Their radiator hardware needs to operate under sufficiently adverse circumstances that it is quite constrained.
it has two modes. efficiency and rude gestures
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preprogrammed rude gestures
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adapted to work under most adverse of maneuvering and/or fire
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:35 PM
Even then, battleships usually come in to berth splattered with radiator juice. It's one of the consumables that limits their endurance.
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when they stop throwing gang signs at you they are taking off the kids gloves
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:36 PM
Yeah, when the maneuvers are premeditated you can do more.
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wall of battle being a big ass display screen
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and the radiators are pixels
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:37 PM
Destroyers and artillery batteries have the best radiators in terms of closed-loop.
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why?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:46 PM
Because they need them closed, and because they don't maneuver as much.
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it's not really related at all to Curie point rads, because the field is always affecting the radiator juice regardless of its temperature
BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:48 PM
nobody does space fighters lol
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:49 PM
…non sequitor?
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how does that relate to or follow from artgrav radiators not being Curie point?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:50 PM
replied to the wrong message
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meant to reply to the space carrier definitions
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:51 PM
oh. well.
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it may interest you to learn that some of the drones are classified as fighters. (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:52 PM
yeah but they're not Space Fighters
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they're Drones with a label
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:52 PM
well they're in space and they're fighters so
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:52 PM
real damn Space Fighters have meatcrew inside
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:^)
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Because they need them closed, and because they don't maneuver as much.
why do they need to have them closed?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:52 PM
weak. not even all of the ships have meat in them.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:52 PM
@0111narwhalz in most softer SF they do
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real men have their ships be entirely solid and controlled by self-aware AI
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why do they need to have them closed?
0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:53 PM
They fight for long periods of time and, were the loop not closed (or nearly closed), they would be limited by radiator fluid as a consumable resource.
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why would they be losing so much fluid?
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real men have their ships be entirely solid and controlled by self-aware AI
BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 3:55 PM
ewww AI
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HOW DARE THEE (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 3:56 PM
Evaporation and scoop misses due to maneuvering, mostly.
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Blackspace arty batteries have massive scoops and run their coolant at somewhat lower temperatures to reduce evaporation rates, while zodiacal artillery uses panel radiators because their fire missions last for weeks or months.
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Zarty is limited primarily by their anode supplies and fusion fuel, and both of those can be loaded in sufficient quantities to be effectively irrelevant.
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zodiacal?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:00 PM
Zarty sits outside of a planet's orbital space and bombards the orbitals. All of them.
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They're also considered a strategic weapon for planetary targets.
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how big is the "orbital pace"
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:01 PM
Typically you see them sitting at the planet-sun L₁ and L₂
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because depending on what kind of tech level you're running here, even geosynch orbit is very close range
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:02 PM
Other configurations are possible but require more stationkeeping and more effort to set up the sun-shields.
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do gravity drives exist?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:02 PM
define.
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using gravity manipulation to change the vector and velocity of a ship.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:04 PM
>standard celestial mechanics
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can you do the vroom vroom with spacetime
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:04 PM
otherwise, mostly no, and insofar as the answer is yes it's still no for the FVN
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not good enough tech yet?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 4:06 PM
I just have a personal dislike of the whole "AI" trope
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:06 PM
partly and partly stuff is "gated" for narrative/outside-the-setting reasons
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Robofriends are the brightest timeline
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I will accept no scifi alternative (fantasy settings may differ in this regard)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 4:08 PM
the protagonist of IAC is literally part of the "kill nascent AGIs before they start planning shit" hitsquad
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I have no idea what any of that means
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 4:08 PM
bro
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or sis
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or sibling
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bro
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anyways yeah I have no idea what IAC is
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 4:10 PM
my setting book
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:10 PM
the Arren Federation has had some Bad History with AI, but they're better now. not perfect, but… better.
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do not hurt the robots. Befriend them.
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I was working on a setting that was basically bootleg eldraeverse but with humans in place of the eldrae. And then I found eldraeverse and moped because dammit the Overmind did it better than me and Im still mildly salty about it
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:11 PM
do it anyway
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There was gonna be AI gods. There was gonna a culture based around materialism and progress and excessive amounts of libertarianism.
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It was gonna be great
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It was going to be softer scifi admittedly
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but still
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lots of general overlap
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:14 PM
anyways at writehead the Arren Federation uses AI of appropriate classifications liberally. they have sub-sophont agent AI to operate their infantry and vehicles, equivalent-scale sophonts to make tactical decisions (and a few meatbags besides), and expansive multicore entities to handle strategic planning and operation of warships.
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speaking of AI
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anyone here know about bolos?
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:15 PM
by name but not much more than that
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started as just big tanks (as the in-universe timeline), eventually turned into gigantic super-tanks with starship-grade armament and controlled by AI with knight-in-shining-armor levels of honor, duty, and generally being awesome
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And when I say gigantic I mean into well over ten thousand tons and when I say starship-grade armament I mean outputs measured in megatons per second
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would probably get along well with the eldrae
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:19 PM
only complication is the sheer concentration of force. a bit of a liability on a planetary surface.
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its also old scifi
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so you have these mega AI tanks and...less advanced tech than you'd expect
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of course you get hilarious moments like an older model of bolo being converted into farming equipment and having "A couple tactical nukes" mentioned offhandedly
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They are very good tonks, and I love them dearly
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/10/2023 4:21 PM
i know the outline but havent read the books
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There are multiple authors
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so the canon and writing quality is...inconsistent
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especially in the development timeline that was made by one author that has truly hilarious examples
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Like the Mark V bolo, which is 198 tonnes and has...twelve 60mm gatling railguns. Somehow.
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 4:27 PM
just bolt them on wherever they fit
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I think its more gun than tank at that point (oh and it also is the first one to have a fission reactor, and is uparmored compared to the previous one, and is also somehow lighter. I am working on my own custom timeline that I hope to one day be able to convince nerds across the internet to embrace)
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I can't do characters or philosophy that well
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But I can correct numbers quite happily
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And by god I will
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broke: spinal mounts woke: splinal mounts
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...Splinal?
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Reticulating Splines
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 6:37 PM
they generate curves
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C2 continuous destruction
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ah
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math words I don't know got it
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this makes a surprising amount of sense. after all, you don't want your weapon mounting to rotate unexpectedly.
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a floating spinal mount?
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or one that autocompensates at least
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 6:50 PM
yo dawg I heard you like splines so I put a spline in your spline so you can spline while you spline https://www.htluk.co.uk/image.php?filename=31009500.jpg&stockcode=31009500&category=002c000c0002&width=1000&height=1000
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explain what this strange device does
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 6:54 PM
it adapts one size of spline to another :V
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The external spline goes into an internal spline of the same size/tooth count. Then they cannot rotate against one another without shearing/stripping all the teeth.
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You commonly see splined shafts for driveshafts and the like.
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The other kind of spline in mechanic's shop use is the splined socket, which is exactly like other sockets except that it has funny pokey things inside instead of a simple hex shape. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51tn8HJGGKL._AC_US1000_.jpg
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The lugs here transmit torque more effectively to partially-rounded hex heads.
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Some profiles have a bit of bite to them that also helps.
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oh those
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yeah I have a box of those
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real handy when doing toolwork
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not sure why you'd want it for a spinal mount tho
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hmmm
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modular spinal weaponry?
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that'd be neato
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0111narwhalz 01/10/2023 7:17 PM
well overmind did propose it as an alternative to spinal mounts
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i feel the older, more practical math, version of a spline is more appropriate here
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A spline consists of a long strip fixed in position at a number of points whose tension creates a smooth curve passing through those points, for the purpose of transferring that curve to another material.Before computers were used for creating engineering designs, drafting tools were employed by designers drawing by hand. To draw curves, especia...
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this is… fine, but not really that interesting if it's the only way you fight. thus we need also the "maneuverability is important" space: the wall of battle, or the furball, depending.
I generally hold that the ships on which spinals are the most useful are the biggest and the smallest: the ships of the plane that do stand-off duels, for obvious reasons, but also the smallest, the DDs and FFs that get into the furball, because when you're smol and maneuverable pointing the whole ship to aim ain't no thing. But in neither case is it the only weapon mount. It's the cruisers that have the hardest time justifying one.
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Even then, battleships usually come in to berth splattered with radiator juice. It's one of the consumables that limits their endurance.
lewd
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0111narwhalz 01/11/2023 1:08 AM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Yeah, in the FVN you might see spinals on monitors and a lot on drones (both attackers and fighters).
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Do not fuck the battleship
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Unless its self aware and consents, in which case good taste (edited)
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In my setting carriers and super carriers got spinal weapon : it's FTL caster to deposit drone swarm near engagement volume.
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But again, FTL in setting swaps point clouds[1] between two nearest[2] points of same[3] gravitational potential distributed and oriented by gravitational gradient on the direction of jump. Point clouds do not occupy same volume. 1. You can and should make your ship behave as a simple point for purposes of jump. 2. You can bump the destination point. Overshoots are possible. 3. You can dump power in or out to modulate jump exit position. But errors may end up with you being a bit too hot or too cold.
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something I just realized
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did the eldrae ever make Ground Effect Vehicle ships?
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It seems oh so very them to make a flying aircraft carrier
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Amphibious drone carrier maybe
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Does vector control allow for floating deco for outfits?
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Yes, I think so
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Excellent.
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Im not planning anything, its just the thought of fancy floating bits for a character makes me happy
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it is a great and simple joy
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/12/2023 4:24 AM
Yes. A number of examples are under the clothing tag on the blog, but most notably this https://eldraeverse.com/2017/07/01/necessity-drives-invention/
Belríä Naratyr: A minor fashion designer of the Seléne school (fl. 2300), best known for the creation of algorithms for the swarm-intelligence kinetic microbots used for clothing management in micr…
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Been playing a bunch of Hardspace: Shipbreaker this week. I find myself imagining a wreckyard whose business model, in the absence of really profitable salvage, is to offer adventure tourism deals where you get a hullcutter, laser torch, and tractor, they keep score by the value of whatever you pull out, and you get a nice certificate at the end. Here's your suit, sir. Do try not to die.
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i just wish it was less simplistic
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stuff doesnt get more complex fast and you just get into the same sheme of cutting the hull away and then taking apart the reactor
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Don't forget to backup right before you start!
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Please sign all the waivers/
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I like to imagine one guy just managing to haul away an entire fusion reactor somehow
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like
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an entire reactor. Weighs thousands of tons. Comical size difference. (edited)
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All thats heard over his radio is mischievous giggling
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God, that would be funny.
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HOW DO I STOP!?
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I imagine eldrae have a very fine barrier between "Cold, elegant, beautiful, composed" and "Feral hyperintelligent gremlin who's going to going to turn his microwave into a laser cannon"
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"You don't understand I NEED to have a homemade particle accelerator"
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/12/2023 10:43 PM
I need a homemade particle accelerator. https://www.jstor.org/stable/24944895
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stop that
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right now
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/12/2023 10:47 PM
Since I don't think you were here last time this was posted. http://library.sciencemadness.org/library/index.html
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Morgrim Moon 01/12/2023 10:49 PM
There used to be (maybe still is) a company here whose business was basically a giant sandbox with some boulders in it, and you'd pay for basic lessons in how to use stuff like a bulldozer or excavator and then get to dig holes and move piles of sand around. So yes, "getting to play with big toys and constructively break stuff" sounds totally plausible as a business 😂
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The eldrae were made from earth-life as a base
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The monke instinct of big vroom vroom remains
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Misreading of the week: Jebediah’s Witnesses
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That’s Val(?) though?
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2023 11:10 PM
who do you think witnesses Jeb?
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God
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With horror and grudging admiration
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Taco Time
God
With awe and terror at what he hath wrought?
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0111narwhalz 01/12/2023 11:12 PM
(Bill and Bob aren't great witnesses of Jeb. they're too busy catastrophizing or screaming incoherently, respectively.)
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(You need someone who truly understands what it means to be a Pilot.)
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Having considered some more the dangers of someone firing up their torch drive while in the bay, I have poked some numbers and concluded that preparing to fire up a torch drive will light up the boards in station Flight Ops like a Christmas tree soaked in gasoline and covered in C4 ornaments.
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How much preparing is there in firing up a torch drive?
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With plenty of time to fire up the emergency-get-this-wannabe-disaster-out-of-my-docking-bay system, probably followed shortly by the emergency put-a-railgun-round-through-this-idiot's-accumulators-before-he-does-something-else-stupid system.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 3:50 PM
I'd think there'd be a fair bit, with anything other than a NSWR
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And probably even for that
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Well, you've got to get all those highly energetic in themselves containment systems up and running and make sure that they are up and running before you attempt to fuse. You may also need to charge some capacitors to get your lasers up to power. And so on and so forth.
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My thoughts here are that, essentially, big starship torch drives are much more analogous to naval steam plants blended with nuclear power plants than they are to anything like our push-button-start IC engines. Lots of careful steps in the dance to ensure you don't have an expensive accidentally.
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Makes sense. Having a small leakage is probably along the lines of several gigajoules getting released in the blink of an eye in a place they are not supposed to be
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Er, but wouldn't deliberate abuse of the system while docked lead to that badness getting spread around?
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A large one might just result in the whole thing going kablooey
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And nobody likes it when you have a kablooey in the terajoules right next to delicate infrastructure
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(To provide a datapoint, the fastest I've heard of one of those steam plants starting up was Nevada's getting under way in an hour during the Pearl Harbor attack, which I believe is rightly acknowledged as a goddamn miracle. And that was with two boilers already hot.)
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Er, but wouldn't deliberate abuse of the system while docked lead to that badness getting spread around?
Think of this like nuclear plants (not built by the Soviet Union). They have a shitton of safety features to ensure that This Thing Does Not Happen. If you want this thing to happen, you have to spend a lot of time bypassing those of those features that you can and possibly rebuilding several components to make it possible for This Thing To Happen.
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(To provide a datapoint, the fastest I've heard of one of those steam plants starting up was Nevada's getting under way in an hour during the Pearl Harbor attack, which I believe is rightly acknowledged as a goddamn miracle. And that was with two boilers already hot.)
Adrenaline is a helluva drug
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So the scenario I am considering is that where someone makes the drive do what it's supposed to, and bad consequences ensue. (Having, presumably, already disabled the proximity safeties.) There are other ways to handle the "we took six months to rebuild our fusion drive into a fusion bomb, while hoping no-one noticed all the bomb components we were taking on board" case.
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have the imperials figured out how to make fusion bombs work without a fission starter?
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Adrenaline is a helluva drug
Yeah, but machinery doesn't care. Her CHENG must have been real good at improvising.
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have the imperials figured out how to make fusion bombs work without a fission starter?
LASERS.
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FRICKIN LASER BEAMS
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So the scenario I am considering is that where someone makes the drive do what it's supposed to, and bad consequences ensue. (Having, presumably, already disabled the proximity safeties.) There are other ways to handle the "we took six months to rebuild our fusion drive into a fusion bomb, while hoping no-one noticed all the bomb components we were taking on board" case.
I'm still thinking of a minimally modified drive (like removing the safety interlocks and redoing the software) being used to convert an expensive accidentally into a damaging intentionally
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Yeah, but machinery doesn't care. Her CHENG must have been real good at improvising.
The words of someone not in commune with his machine spirits
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I'm still thinking of a minimally modified drive (like removing the safety interlocks and redoing the software) being used to convert an expensive accidentally into a damaging intentionally
That's not how defensive design works.
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DSD [He/They] 01/13/2023 4:05 PM
real good at improvising. in commune with his machine spirits
They're the same picture.
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god
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eldrae in 40k would do the most ridiculous shit if they got access to warp/belief powers in truth
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As with power reactors, the design is such that “remove the safeties” is functionally equivalent to “rebuild this into a bomb”.
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Looking at some of the more obvious ones, you can't even start a modern Empire Nucleonics drive without the magnetic containment up and running, because - by design - you can't hit ignition conditions without the mag-squish. And as for laser ignition, well, without the Meng mirrors on-line and reflecting them, the lasers won't converge, so no boom. Simply bypassing safety-features-made-intrinsic-to-the-design like that would get you, at best, a hydrogen fart.
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Like the old saw about the best way to get a nuclear explosion out of a nuclear reactor is to carry a nuclear bomb on site, the easiest way to get a fusion detonation out of a fusion drive is to park a hydrogen bomb in the elevator.
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meng mirror?
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(To provide a datapoint, the fastest I've heard of one of those steam plants starting up was Nevada's getting under way in an hour during the Pearl Harbor attack, which I believe is rightly acknowledged as a goddamn miracle. And that was with two boilers already hot.)
Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 4:22 PM
Huh, and she wasn't even one of the turboelectric ones. I think you can get a nuke steam plant up faster than that, but only if the reactor is already ready to chooch.
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meng mirror?
An ontotech metric-manipulation technology that does for bosons what kinetic barriers do for fermions. In the limit, lets you make perfect mirrors.
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(Everyone did notice that you can use kinetic barriers to thermalize neutrons, right? 😁 Reactor designers are quite happy to have a moderator that you can turn up, down, or off at the flick of a switch.)
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Bold of you to assume I know what thermalize means
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"slow down" (technically, into the "thermal neutron" range of energies). Thermal neutrons are much more likely to cause fissions than faster neutrons, so fission reactors have to include a moderator to thermalize neutrons in order to keep cookin'.
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ahh
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did the eldrae ever use fission-fusion hybrid reactors before they got proper standalone fusion going?
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Maybe? I'm not saying no, but I don't think they have a non-experimental niche in my ergtech timeline at this moment.
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darn
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Looking at some of the more obvious ones, you can't even start a modern Empire Nucleonics drive without the magnetic containment up and running, because - by design - you can't hit ignition conditions without the mag-squish. And as for laser ignition, well, without the Meng mirrors on-line and reflecting them, the lasers won't converge, so no boom. Simply bypassing safety-features-made-intrinsic-to-the-design like that would get you, at best, a hydrogen fart.
That seems somewhat at odds with torch drives being slow to start up safely; can they be started up quickly but unsafely, and if so, what's the effect of that if they're docked to a station?
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starting up a multi-tera to petawatt drive quickly seems like a good way to melt your ship
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The result of most attempts at an unsafe start is melting assorted things in the engine room and/or the containment vessel, and having to pay very large fines and the costs of having a HAZMAT team get your wreck into a safe condition to drag to the wreckyard.
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Sort of like putting a bunch of monkeys in charge of starting up one of our CVNs; they can very easily wreck a very expensive boat, but you're not going to need to replace Norfolk any time soon.
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Like, you accidentally fuck up by bypassing the proper automatic sequencing and collapse the mag-bottle for the nozzle. The energy that was in the mag-bottle gets fed back into the containment power circuit. Alarms sound, breakers trip - the really big ones that use explosive charges to separate the closers - and a whole bunch of machinery in Drive Power One through Three, including the buffering accumulators, turns into molten slag as there's a real intense local thunderstorm. The spikes that make it though the breakers, because you're a civilian ship, cause some random electrical failures and trip the main bus off the line in self-protection. You. sitting in the maneuvering room, get to watch your console light up and then black out as the corresponding machinery stops existing, the emergency fire procedures dump liquid nitrogen into, then vent, the Drive Power spaces, and the master alarm signal adopts a particularly dramatic tone. Then the lights go out, and you're left sitting there in the bloody glow of catastrophe from your console and emergency bug-lights. You have a few seconds to contemplate your poor life choices before the Flight Commander comes down there and introduces your brains to a BIG FUCKING WRENCH. (edited)
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so
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don't do it is what Im hearing
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(It could be worse. You're docked . In a bay . What are you using for high-power radiators that'll even fit in there? Betcha something critical melts before you get halfway through the checklist. Something critical may, and probably will, include you .)
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At least you then don't have to deal with the absolute ass-tearing the flight commander would've given you, which is arguably worse
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how do you do docking for the really big ships?
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like the 2000+ meter long ones
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You don't.
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oooo
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third option
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go on
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Ain't no way to connect a couple of large, high-mass objects together via a reasonably sized docking port (made of any reasonably sized material) that will make them stay together. Lateral stresses during orbit'll rip 'em apart again. For big ships, docking is an informal term meaning "comes to rest with respect to the station at which they are docking, in an allocated volume inside its port control zone".
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Shuttles, lighters, and longshorebots handle the rest.
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ah
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so its more the dock comes to them in a way
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makes sense. Trying to park a 2500 meter long Leviathan-class dreadnought directly to a station seems like an exercise in making star-shatteringly large migraines (edited)
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(And racking up a fine well into the billions)
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Like, you accidentally fuck up by bypassing the proper automatic sequencing and collapse the mag-bottle for the nozzle. The energy that was in the mag-bottle gets fed back into the containment power circuit. Alarms sound, breakers trip - the really big ones that use explosive charges to separate the closers - and a whole bunch of machinery in Drive Power One through Three, including the buffering accumulators, turns into molten slag as there's a real intense local thunderstorm. The spikes that make it though the breakers, because you're a civilian ship, cause some random electrical failures and trip the main bus off the line in self-protection. You. sitting in the maneuvering room, get to watch your console light up and then black out as the corresponding machinery stops existing, the emergency fire procedures dump liquid nitrogen into, then vent, the Drive Power spaces, and the master alarm signal adopts a particularly dramatic tone. Then the lights go out, and you're left sitting there in the bloody glow of catastrophe from your console and emergency bug-lights. You have a few seconds to contemplate your poor life choices before the Flight Commander comes down there and introduces your brains to a BIG FUCKING WRENCH. (edited)
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/13/2023 7:12 PM
and the master alarm signal adopts a particularly dramatic tone.
I bet there is an alarm tone designer speciality
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This is the eldrae we're talking about. They have a designer for everything.
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Do we know if kaeth have the Lesser Immortality?
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not aging?
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Yeah
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The eight oldest of us, the ones who survived everything Paltraeth could throw at them
from https://eldraeverse.com/2015/04/02/blood/ seems to imply "yes"
“We don’t speak to our gods, and they don’t speak to us.” “Why? The last time we asked them for something and they heard us, Venirek Sky-Hammer punched our world so hard that everything died. And i…
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Well, that and
Not gods. The old ones, lost in myth – except when they’re not.
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Listen, if they can survive gnawing on heavy metal riddled meat, they can survive getting old
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/13/2023 8:15 PM
is biological immortality possible for baseline humans?
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But some things survive gnawing on heavy metal riddled meat by not getting old enough to die from cancer
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:16 PM
I suspect you wouldn't be baseline anymore by the end of it :V
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or, well, you'd form a new baseline
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Probably not. There's probably no drug you could take that would interact with your biology to safely turn off the self-destruct due to age function of cells while retaining the self-destruct due to severe mutation function.
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JHPrime
But some things survive gnawing on heavy metal riddled meat by not getting old enough to die from cancer
just do what whales do and get so much cancer that the cancer gets cancer and dies
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You could probably have someone indistinguishable from a baseline human except under DNA sequencing who is biologically immortal, I feel
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Taco Time
just do what whales do and get so much cancer that the cancer gets cancer and dies
Wait, what?
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:18 PM
whales get away with that because they're big
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hey
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elephants and rhinos do it too
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:18 PM
you may note that those are also big
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JHPrime
Wait, what?
They're so large that their cancer almost always gets cancer on itself and kills itself off
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so effectively
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these absolute chunksters don't die of cancer
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Wouldn't the doubly cancerous tissue remain an issue?
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Clearly not
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since apparently the whales ain't dying of cancer
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I envy them
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I did not know this about whales.
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And just...very very large creatures in general
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usually mammals
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since mammals are generally the largest animals
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:20 PM
and then… they get to deal with necrosis
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I think they have a way around that too
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but I don't remember it offhand
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ANYWAYS
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away from the cancer cure of becoming whales
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back to immortality (edited)
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Tho becoming a whale sounds like a pretty sweet life to me
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float around
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eat fish
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relax in the ocean deeps
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Get to scream into the void whenever you want
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john dougan(his grace/his grace)
and the master alarm signal adopts a particularly dramatic tone.
I bet there is an alarm tone designer speciality
Of course. Designing a polyatonal Emergency Action Stations siren specifically to grate on the nerves of every known sophont species regardless of auditory organs isn't a job for amateurs.
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Taco Time
Tho becoming a whale sounds like a pretty sweet life to me
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God I love the internet
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(Also, of course, they listen to their UX designers, resulting in the infamous aircraft that sound like young women screaming "PULL THE FUCK UP!")
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UX?
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User eXperience
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Overmind
(Also, of course, they listen to their UX designers, resulting in the infamous aircraft that sound like young women screaming "PULL THE FUCK UP!")
0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:29 PM
don't think.
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Taco Time
UX?
's an abbreviation for one of the handful computer trades responsible for making websites look nice and feel nice to use, alongside the UI (User Interface) designers, the web designers, and those much maligned web developers
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ah
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IT speak
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Eh, programmer speak. Programmers and IT folks (stereotypically) have an adversarial relationship
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Design speak in general. Any time something is designed, someone UXs it.
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JHPrime
Eh, programmer speak. Programmers and IT folks (stereotypically) have an adversarial relationship
(On account that the programmers think the IT folks aren't good enough to keep their software running reliably, and the IT folks think the programmers can't write reliable software)
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plot twist
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its both
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:40 PM
plot twist: it's the damn users
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Oh, man. We had a bug, where a user could do a thing wrong, and it would be reported to our monitoring tools as a server fault (not a user error).
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That was an annoying pager to respond to
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Taco Time
its both
Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:42 PM
Yes, pretty much this.
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(I'm an SRE who deals with devs regularly. My biggest source of consternation is interacting with someone else's cloud service that does blitheringly stupid things, but after that it goes back and forth between "this barfucious network" and "OK, which knight of the brown hole coded this?")
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Taco Time
its both
Well, for companies that decide to merge the development team with the support team, you are both
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ah
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job drama
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my favorite
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Y'know, we seem to have a particularly high concentration of computer folk here
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you have a setting about huge nerds
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by huge nerds
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for huge nerds
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Im not a computer guy myself but still
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doesn't seem unsurprising
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:48 PM
This fandom tends to attract a large number of dev/IT/network folks, military folks (which overlaps with the former more than you'd think) and physics/chemistry folks.
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DSD [He/They] 01/13/2023 8:48 PM
Makes a great deal of sense, from what is explored.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:48 PM
Yeah
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(Heck, I'm one of the IT/military overlap folks)
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Well, ex-military
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Jade Nekotenshi
This fandom tends to attract a large number of dev/IT/network folks, military folks (which overlaps with the former more than you'd think) and physics/chemistry folks.
without communication a military dies
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so
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kinda need IT guys
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and the computers stuck in everything larger than a rifle
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Taco Time
without communication a military dies
Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:49 PM
Yes, exactly. Something a lot of folks miss. (But the situation in Ukraine should be spelling it out in explosions.)
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0111narwhalz 01/13/2023 8:49 PM
they're sticking computers in rifles now too :D
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Sure, having the SuperDeathFighter Nine Trillion is great
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:50 PM
Hell, I'd have said the main battery of my last posting was actually the array of computers controlling and linking everything together.
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but if it doesn't know where to go, or where to go to get fuel and maintenance, or resupply, or IFF
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well
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:50 PM
(USS Ramage; Aegis DDG)
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thats just a big ol' pile of gilded shite you got there
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real pretty
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real useless
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:51 PM
This is the essence of why a lot of military analyst folks kind of look at S-300 and sniff, compared to Aegis
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that and its uh
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quality has proven not the best (edited)
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:51 PM
Despite the scary-sounding stat that the missiles from S-300 can make Mach 5 versus SM-6's mach 3.5ish
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Honestly, I kinda expect most of the chinese stuff being hyped up currently to be paper dragons too
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:51 PM
(Well, that's true now. 15 years ago, it actually seemed fairly shiny)
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Now it might be that S-300/400 can take some data link inputs, but AFAIK only for cueing.
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Aegis can actually engage link tracks.
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(that's been public for ages; what exactly it can do specifically in that capacity is not so much)
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link for cueing was possible all the way back with Talos.
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explain your funny words
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:54 PM
Aegis doesn't have to see a target to shoot it.
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Let's say an F/A-18 on patrol picks up a salvo of P-500 missiles inbound - it can radio that data down to the nearest warship, which, if it's not an Aegis platform itself, can relay it over to the nearest CG/DDG, which can start lobbing SM-6 missiles at the P-500s based on the F/A-18's radar track.
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ahhhhhh
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so they can trade targeting data with each other
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:55 PM
Aegis can refine the course of those SM-6 while they're flying, and then let their active radar seekers take over once they get close.
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Now, combine that with the E-2D - carrier-based AWACS - and you see why it's damnably hard to get one over on a carrier group.
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ah yes
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the good ol' USA's EVERYTHING PROTECTS THE CARRIER doctrine
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:57 PM
Patriot can do similar tricks, but not all of 'em, which is part of why the Army is adopting SM-6 as a dual-purpose long-range SAM and quick-reaction surface strike missile.
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Question - do you play Nebulous: Fleet Command? It's a pretty good sci-fi spaceships game with an interesting focus on radar mechanics
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:57 PM
(It's not a huge warhead, but it arrives at Mach 3.5 and has improved fragmentation, so it's still gonna hurt.)
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I haven't, no! Sounds interesting, though!
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don't need a large warhead for SAM
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planes are built for BIG FAST not BIG TOUGH
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Taco Time
the good ol' USA's EVERYTHING PROTECTS THE CARRIER doctrine
Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:58 PM
Which also incidentally works as "everything protects the entire CSG" - wanna sink a DDG? It's not much easier than sinking the CVN.
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because its all in the same envelope?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 8:58 PM
Basically, yes.
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makes sense
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if you want another good hard-ish scifi game I recommend this
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You are a captain of an independent asteroid excavation ship, operating in the mineral-rich rings of Saturn - the thickest debris field in our solar system. Your task is to navigate rings, excavate minerals, and sell the ore at the Enceladus station. You can hire and manage your crew who will aid you, update your ship - or switch to a completely...
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and for an extremely good but much less hard scifi ship game, I recommend Star Sector
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 9:11 PM
Looks pretty good to me!
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Taco Time
planes are built for BIG FAST not BIG TOUGH
Jade Nekotenshi 01/13/2023 9:54 PM
the SM series have a bigger warhead than they probably need because a secondary anti-ship role has always been in the job description.
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fair enough
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alas
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my air knowledge lacks
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My ADHD/autism hyperfixation has always been tanks
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I love tanks
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Especially for the fact that people keep calling them obsolete and then they proceed to not be obsolete whatsoever as long as you aren't an idiot with them
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peak comedy
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that and the appeal of a mobile death bunker that can go 50 MPH on road is very strong
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that reminds me, @Overmind you have time to talk about the Basher tank now? A couple days ago you had to sleep before we could get into the fun bits
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Huh, and she wasn't even one of the turboelectric ones. I think you can get a nuke steam plant up faster than that, but only if the reactor is already ready to chooch.
maybe they started with partial power from the two hot boilers and brought the rest up underway?
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Overmind
(Also, of course, they listen to their UX designers, resulting in the infamous aircraft that sound like young women screaming "PULL THE FUCK UP!")
"im not listening to young women screaming "pull [something]" in bed, so why would i now?"
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Jade Nekotenshi
(USS Ramage; Aegis DDG)
(did they get a "p" shot off at some point?)
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Meanwhile in hilarity, the Taliban demonstrates why certain kinds of diplomatic training are essential for certain kinds of polity in the Worlds:
The Taliban thugocracy has responded to the Afghanistan chapter of our new World Report by saying universal human rights are not wanted in Afghanistan.
ObImperialDiplomaticCorps: "Thank you for explicitly waiving your universal sophont right to life. A Death Battalion will call upon you shortly."
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Meanwhile, in this morning's dubious ideas: I've been reading a bunch of aircraft crash investigation reports recently in the course of ongoing research, and it is pretty plain that in the big killer is generally fire, and the most common source of said fire is fuel, usually stored in the wing tanks. So: wing separation charges . To be fired immediately before impact or automatically, if armed, immediately thereafter, the idea being to get the potential or actual fire, or at least most of the fuel for it, a healthy distance away from the passenger-stuffed fuselage.
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in the course of ongoing research
Ooh, this should be an interesting post
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[plane crashes on airport, flings wings into terminal and neighboring landing strip]
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Most airports have a goodly distance between the terminal and the landing strips, no?
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was a bit hyperbolic
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And if enough aircraft manufacturers adopt WSCs, they all will!
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2023 5:33 PM
at my home airport all this does is send two massive explosives careening off into neighboring property (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/14/2023 5:34 PM
average petrochemical refinery experience
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2023 5:34 PM
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Watching the crew of the Enterprise trying and failing to be sneaky when visiting a pre=warp culture, some notes. For missions like these: Communicators should be built to self-destruct quietly if they can't contact the ship in orbit any more. If the locals catch you, it would be very useful to have a button on your phase pistol which makes it forget it was ever anything more than a novelty cigaratte lighter.
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Taco Time
I imagine eldrae have a very fine barrier between "Cold, elegant, beautiful, composed" and "Feral hyperintelligent gremlin who's going to going to turn his microwave into a laser cannon"
You say that like you can't build the latter while being the former. (Also, you can buy particle accelerators in hardware stores.)
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yes but thats a lot more boring than making it yourself
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JHPrime
But some things survive gnawing on heavy metal riddled meat by not getting old enough to die from cancer
Other things do it by using the metal. Built-in armor, remember, plus protection from their flare star?
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BizarroLand ♀
is biological immortality possible for baseline humans?
Sure. Toss 'em into the healing vat periodically, have it fix 'em right up. (You may need to find a doc who doesn't consider being baseline itself a terminal condition.)
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Eldrae doctor quietly having conniptions in another room at the bazillion flaws that humans come with from crawling out of the sludge of evolution before getting enhancements
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2023 10:14 PM
snort
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"Wait, so you specifically have a part of your brain that keeps you from hiccuping, meaning that hiccups are your normal state technically?"
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"What do you mean your own immune system can kill you?"
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wait until they learn that if it wasn't for a thin barrier our immune system would eat our eyeballs
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then again, there might be special Uplift Doctors who are used to this kind of thing
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Ones you bring during first contact so they can figure out how to help a species become the biologically best they can be as fast and safely as possible (edited)
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Taco Time
that reminds me, @Overmind you have time to talk about the Basher tank now? A couple days ago you had to sleep before we could get into the fun bits
Okay, what about it? (And feel free to talk anyway. Not like I won't catch up eventually,)
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One, I'm curious how the rollagons stay in place when the tank is turned off. If its a ferrofluid, that stuff is going to splash everywhere without magnets.
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Taco Time
yes but thats a lot more boring than making it yourself
Eh, you've built one particle accelerator, you've built 'em all.
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Two: The chassis has a pretty large length/width ratio of 3:1, though that might not affect turning since the rollagons are a thing
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Three: What kind of funny things have the eldrae stuck into the breech of the main gun that aren't just bigger versions of what they have in handheld stuff (Like sure, I wouldn't be surprised if they could stuff a 100 KT antimatter warhead in there, but they already have that in their slug guns. I want to know if they have fancier things they can't fit inside a smaller package)
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Taco Time
One, I'm curious how the rollagons stay in place when the tank is turned off. If its a ferrofluid, that stuff is going to splash everywhere without magnets.
Not all fluids are liquids. It's a viscous glob, enough so to hold its shape - well, its squishy, chassis-sitting-on-me shape - and solidity when the power turns off.
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Taco Time
Two: The chassis has a pretty large length/width ratio of 3:1, though that might not affect turning since the rollagons are a thing
It does, although for turning, it can do a 360 on the spot, so it's not really a concern. Given that capability, the designers preferred to keep a smaller frontal aspect.
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the main problem is that with conventional treads, that ratio affects the turning rate
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with rollergons, well
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have the front ones go one direction. have the back ones go the other. congrats, you do fast spin
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Exactly.
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Taco Time
"What do you mean your own immune system can kill you?"
in fairness this is really less of a terrible design issue and more of tough design problem that has a moderately successful solution
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For a genetically perfect nanocyborg it might seem a good bit stranger though
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having hiccuping being the default state is silly. A immune system, though, is like a gun that you try to point at to kill everything except a very few select things
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Also, you don't need to turn to change direction of travel. You can just face forward and drive sideways.
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We're used to it
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Ah yes
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the 360 scoot technology
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And when you say all-around glacis, do you mean like the T-34? (Russian, not american)
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Taco Time
For a genetically perfect nanocyborg it might seem a good bit stranger though
certainly, but i bet whoever designed that nanocyborg had to put in a lot more head scratching to get molecular-level IFF that works so well
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immune systems have tons of issues, but its frankly just hard to tell cells to kill anything unusual, except for the usual cells, unless there's a specific set of circumstances that make it look secretly infected by viruses, cancerous, or just kinda funky looking
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'default option is hiccuping', however, is quite silly.
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also
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short term memory loss
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short term memory loss everywhere
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i can only comment that it looks like a storage saving measure, but we have no particular idea how memory works so its not really falsifiable
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Being able to get up with purpose, walk into another room, and somehow forget what you were doing in that ten second period would either much giggling, or much concern
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because hello you just randomly have amnesia several times a day and you treat this as normal??
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Taco Time
And when you say all-around glacis, do you mean like the T-34? (Russian, not american)
and also on the subject of IRL tanks, was the back modular section inspired by the Merkava?
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Taco Time
And when you say all-around glacis, do you mean like the T-34? (Russian, not american)
Yeah, the battlespaces tend to be deep enough that it's considered unwise to rely on "front side towards enemy".
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hmmm
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you made want it to make it a little wider then, with how much is stuffed in there.
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Taco Time
and also on the subject of IRL tanks, was the back modular section inspired by the Merkava?
To an extent, but modular construction is a major theme in Imperial designs, such as the way that you can fit the basic Basher platform to either a rollagon or a walker chassis.
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That takes away a ton of volume, and you've got a main gun, a fission reactor, three (at a minimum, depends on some variants) crew members, an AI core, four secondary guns, and all sorts of other doohickies
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Especially since the eldrae are tall
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and tall does not play well with minimal volume interior
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When your equivalent of a short guy is 6'4, you're going to need to make adjustments
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I have also (not even close to canon yet) been contemplating the virtues of a v-glacis.
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you mean a pike nose, like the IS-3?
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i.e, effectively < rather than /. Prreserves more volume, and you don't have to worry about deflecting into the tracks when you don't use tracks.
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Yes, but it also means that its most effective when you are facing directly at the enemy tank. Which they are unlikely to give you. That, and the big angled seam right down the middle could prove tricky from a structural perspective
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And yep you mean the pike nose.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2023 10:50 PM
I forgot to hydrate
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Can I make up for this sin by drinking some water now
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However, the benefit of the pike nose was overshadowed by the effectiveness of variable-thickness cast armor in time
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/14/2023 10:51 PM
Crap, wrong channel, uh
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@Taco Time Speaking of Soviet tanks how do you feel about Object 279
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No, 90 degrees from that. Slopes on the up and down, not the left and right.
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Its also best for something like homogenous steel, not the multi-layered SuperComposite™️
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OH
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ooooooooooooooooooooh
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okay
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So like a modern tank, but sharper?
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(Seams shouldn't be an issue. They would have been in earlier designs, but the latest construction techniques meld the seams, ah, seamlessly.)
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Yeah, something like that.
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So the main thing I'd do with your tank is just make it slightly wider. Maybe a meter? Or else everything is going to be super squished inside due to the T-34esque hull
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And maybe make the front autocannons a little smaller? 72mm is pretty big, but magnetic weaponry doesn't need those damnably large casings to hold propellant like chemical ones do, leaving you with a box of just bullets
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Which means you could probably, as a very rough estimate, triple the amount of ammunition you can hold in the same volume
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something thereabouts
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Bear in mind that the bore of a mass driver isn't the same as the diameter of the bullets. Unlike a firearm, you don't need them to touch the sides to trap gas, and you don't even want them to because that leads to friction and barrel wear.
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true
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but still
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lots of big things
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relatively small frame
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don't crush your space elves by accident
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looking at you Eye-in-the-Flame junior engineer who designed a tank that would require a driver to dislocate at least one limb to get in or out
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Just because you can technically squeeze in another gun doesn't always mean you should
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Anyways here's why you should add bolos to the eldraeverse
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BizarroLand ♀
@Taco Time Speaking of Soviet tanks how do you feel about Object 279
I have no idea how I missed this comment
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But I think its pretty cool
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One was restored recently
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 1:25 AM
Yeah I saw the article
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its so delightfully outlandish (edited)
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like a moon tank
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but real
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I like the quad track design
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Twice the track means you can have twice the weight
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bring back superheavies
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Overmind
Eh, you've built one particle accelerator, you've built 'em all.
Just don’t buy them from Pikea https://youtu.be/II8d__AH7EI
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It occurred to me that the description was also a mite ambiguous on one point: the altazimuth ball mounts used for the secondary weapons systems are similar in shape/layout to the ball turrets (although unmanned, obviously) used on the B-17 and B-24. They use up little internal volume because most of them is "outside" the chassis per se.
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(As they need to be, really, to manage a 180/160 arc of fire.)
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Also, to clarify the crew positions, since Imperial armored vehicles (a) have to be prepared to fight in hostile environments, as such can't rely on anyone sticking their head out, and as such have to have very good all-around sensor suites, and; (b) since even the backup manual controls are "fight-by-wire" due to the high degree of automation in the design; the crew compartment is rather built on the assumption that you won't need to move around much in there. Just settle down in your nice, well-padded leather recliners, strap in, plug your brains into the tank, and chillax.
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If you come to the conclusion that you're actually wearing a tank-shaped suit of armor built for three, well, you aren't that wrong.
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On another note, this air incident research I've been doing highlights a big difference in design philosophies, Empire-vs.-Earth, inasmuch as the damnfool switch ( https://eldraeverse.com/2015/08/31/truth-in-nomenclature/ ) exists there. Sure, you have to break the witness wire and flip up the cover, but it is there to be used. Because their designers are comfortable in their assumption that you aren't going to flip that switch unless you've already exhausted every other option for handling the situation and whatever you're about to try literally can't make it any worse. Whereas given some of these cases I'm reading - such as it becoming a widespread practice, in one case, to use the ground range of the throttle in flight to achieve a faster descent despite having to pull out a physical stop to do this and there being many, many bulletins telling operators to not, they say again, not do this due to the danger of accidentally reverse thrust while off the ground... ...well, seems to me that one might expect several cases of falling right out of the sky to result from misuse of the damnfool switch as a we-don't-have-to-go-around and general oops panacea.
damnfool switch (n.): Engineering / aerospace jargon. Damnfool switch is an alternate term for the Master Envelope Interlock Disable switch; i.e., that switch which disables the hardwired safety fe…
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2023 12:42 PM
I suspect the Empire version of Aircrash Investigations could be a thing of wonder. Even if some of it is "this idiot salvaged an armed torpedo"
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The worst of all armed torpedoes, at that. (At some point, I should probably cover the early part of interstellar history and the exact conditions that made strapping a Casaba to an NSWR seem like a good reasonable doable idea.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/15/2023 12:47 PM
on the other hand, at least nobody can complain about it being your ship at fault if you have the worst of all involved
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(Intended to be an equivalent of the Japanese type 93 oxygen torpedo, thematically speaking, inasmuch as such a combination is almost as dangerous to the ship carrying it as to the ships it's fired at, leading to many captains adopting a standard of "we're under attack, dump the torpedoes!")
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2023 12:50 PM
Out the tubes or just off the side of the ship?
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Out the tubes was usually fastest (even for the ones not carried in the tubes); not armed, of course, just shove 'em in there and fire the ejector. And even if it weren't slower, depressurizing the torpedo room so you could open the armored loading hatch isn't the sort of thing you'd want to do mid-battle.
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(On a random note, one of the things I regret not doing before leaving the old country is visiting the Explosion Museum of Naval Firepower. Mostly because of the contents, but also, come on, is that not the best named museum ever?)
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2023 1:02 PM
Heh. Yep.
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Hm. Note for the ideas file: the use of stasis fields to create an actual museum of explosions . Current stasis fields are established as not working that way, but still.
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Overmind
It occurred to me that the description was also a mite ambiguous on one point: the altazimuth ball mounts used for the secondary weapons systems are similar in shape/layout to the ball turrets (although unmanned, obviously) used on the B-17 and B-24. They use up little internal volume because most of them is "outside" the chassis per se.
thats what I was imagining. I like to imagine that it has enough guns to make one think of a porcupine
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Explosion museum of naval firepower
added to list of places to go to
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DSD [He/They] 01/15/2023 2:53 PM
Sadly it's down south. Eww.
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its on the island
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New server not-rule: all references to fission or fusion are to be introduced by the phrase THE MIGHTY POWER OF THE ATOM and a Promethean fist-pump.
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I suspect the Empire version of Aircrash Investigations could be a thing of wonder. Even if some of it is "this idiot salvaged an armed torpedo"
Y’know, among the things that make this an interesting area to explore is the very different set of constraints implied by Eliéra’s lack of fossil oils, certainly in the quantities that might make burning them in aircraft-propelling gallonages attractive.
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It’s probable that early aircraft were using battery-electric, just like airships. Later and bigger ones moving over to nuclear-electric as tech permits.
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Said lack also means much less use of petrochemical plastics. Sucrochemical plastics may take up some of the slack, but designers are going to be used to reaching for their diverse array of ceramics and bamboo, etc., varietals.
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Conclusion: fire, the big killer, will feature much, much less in their plane crashes, and when it does occur, it’ll be a lot less deadly due to the interiors not being made of stuff that generates a shitton of cyanides etal. when it burns.
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instead you have to worry about fissiles being spilled everywhere
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Nah - you have to worry about fissiles all being spilled into a single somewhere
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also, nuclear reactors are heavy
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all their planes would need to be hueg
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thicc
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chonky
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Not that heavy; SNAP does a few kilowatts in a 500 kg package; Earth jetliners are ~250 tonnes
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And 40% of jetliner mass is fuel, which a nuke-electric needs a lot less of
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We've already figured out how to build solid-ass rtg cans, folks.
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I don't think RTGs can provide enough power
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not unless you're willing to build bloody massive ones
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It’s probable that early aircraft were using battery-electric, just like airships. Later and bigger ones moving over to nuclear-electric as tech permits.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 6:05 PM
Battery planes are a non-starter IIRC (edited)
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too much weight, too much less power than petrochem
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Zeppelin era
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BizarroLand ♀
Battery planes are a non-starter IIRC (edited)
Maybe hydrogen fuel-cell planes?
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z e p p e l i n s
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I don't think RTGs can provide enough power
they can, you just gotta put more spiciness in
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do not put a demon core inside the passenger plane.
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Not that heavy; SNAP does a few kilowatts in a 500 kg package; Earth jetliners are ~250 tonnes
For a slightly later era still, this is where the ability of kinetic barriers to thermalize neutrons comes in handy.
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Battery planes are a non-starter IIRC (edited)
Orichalcium.
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In exchange for no petrochem, they got the ability to build SMES right along with the discovery of electricity.
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SMES?
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superconducting magnetic energy storage
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basically a really really beefy inductor
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superconducting magnetic energy storage, a.k.a. fucking awesome non-chemical rechargeable batteries,
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why do they get the tasty room temperature SC crystals
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I want some too
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Orichalcium.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 6:14 PM
OOOOOOOHHHHH
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In exchange for no petrochem, they got the ability to build SMES right along with the discovery of electricity.
Hang on - wasn't it previously established that orichalcium couldn't be manufactured until a lot further on, and the best source at the time was mining precursor ruins? And it was established that previously orichalcium was rare enough to be considered a precious metal? And won't you need quite a lot more than goes into a crown to make a SMES for a plane?
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(Incidentally, this introduces a new failure mode if something manages to fuck up a wing full of accumulators, but electrical safety may be a little easier than gas tank safety.)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 6:16 PM
Natural SMES is just such a Thing tbh
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Thing™️
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Hang on - wasn't it previously established that orichalcium couldn't be manufactured until a lot further on, and the best source at the time was mining precursor ruins? And it was established that previously orichalcium was rare enough to be considered a precious metal? And won't you need quite a lot more than goes into a crown to make a SMES for a plane?
I am willing to declare HEY GUYS WE FOUND THE LEGENDARY INGOT WAREHOUSE if need be.
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superconducting magnetic energy storage, a.k.a. fucking awesome non-chemical rechargeable batteries,
yep, not only are they basically the best of the best of batteries (maximum efficiency, practically no upper limit to (dis)charge rate), but their energy density is spectacular with appropriate technology. They can be likened to a electromagnetic 'balloon' that stores energy via 'pressure', and if you back that balloon with something fancy like nanotubes, they basically approach the theoretical energy storage limit for anything made of chemical bonds. (edited)
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(assuming your superconductor does not hit its field limit, anyway.)
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On another note, I'm gonna have to work out an alternate progression of aircraft propulsion technologies, starting with jet engine analogs and moving on up.
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I am willing to declare HEY GUYS WE FOUND THE LEGENDARY INGOT WAREHOUSE if need be.
It’s the orichalcium that makes it Imperial, of course – while being able to cook the stuff up in alchemic nucleus-rearranging machines these days has brought the price down considerably from the days when it has to be scraped in tiny fragments out of Precursor ruins
https://eldraeverse.com/2015/08/13/trope-a-day-requisite-royal-regalia/ I reckon you might have to declare something like that, or declare some method of mining the stuff that was unknown around the formation of the Empire, but known when they started doing airplanes.
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The ultimate engine, of course, is the electrogravitic jet, basically a tube with no moving parts and an induced gravity gradient inside which sucks and blows and basically moves air fast through itself.
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s u c c
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The ultimate engine, of course, is the electrogravitic jet, basically a tube with no moving parts and an induced gravity gradient inside which sucks and blows and basically moves air fast through itself.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 6:23 PM
kirby
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The ultimate engine, of course, is the electrogravitic jet, basically a tube with no moving parts and an induced gravity gradient inside which sucks and blows and basically moves air fast through itself.
also Im taking this idea for my own setting which also makes generous use of gravitics, because I didn't think of doing something like that at all
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(Pro: immune to bird strikes. Con: prone to making ingested birds think that the God of the Diving Raptor has touched them with its feathery appendage.)
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with larger ones, I think you might end up ah
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squishing the bird
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or accelerating it beyond safe speeds
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Spaghettifying, too
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not that strong
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I think
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By that point the air would come out the other end in a screaming torch of fusion-temperature plasma
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The latter, certainly. The former? Just like being in free fall, it's fine until the sudden stop at the end.
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The ultimate engine, of course, is the electrogravitic jet, basically a tube with no moving parts and an induced gravity gradient inside which sucks and blows and basically moves air fast through itself.
makes me think of a high-tech ionocraft
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But yeah, probably not great for the birds. Except the crows who hang around the airports, who treat idling jets as fun joyride givers.
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squishing the bird
depends on the layout of the gradients. If it's just a perfect cylinder of nothing-500g-nothing as you pass through the engine then the bird will not have a fun time. More gradual transitions and lesser field strength will be less problematic
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the main problem is that a supersonic bird is not a happy bird
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unless the eldrae homeworld has weird silverlife "birds" that don't care about that and just want to go FAST
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Also may well need a compressor stage even without combustion, since air gets thin at high. (edited)
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the real question is if bored pilots use it to launch random things while on the ground
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I am willing to declare HEY GUYS WE FOUND THE LEGENDARY INGOT WAREHOUSE if need be.
I think you might have an out here: like in https://eldraeverse.com/2019/01/21/for-the-world-is-hollow/, you could declare that there's deep-buried chunks of orichalcium left over from <insert reason here> that weren't known/accessible in the early days
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actually, wouldn't it be best to use this kind of system for the big ground-to-orbit mass drivers? I remember reading the article about using one as transport and I didn't see any mention of gravitics
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It’s the orichalcium that makes it Imperial, of course – while being able to cook the stuff up in alchemic nucleus-rearranging machines these days has brought the price down considerably from the days when it has to be scraped in tiny fragments out of Precursor ruins
https://eldraeverse.com/2015/08/13/trope-a-day-requisite-royal-regalia/ I reckon you might have to declare something like that, or declare some method of mining the stuff that was unknown around the formation of the Empire, but known when they started doing airplanes.
Crowns, keys, seals, and swords sound like alternate tarot suits
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@Overmind this reminds me of the godfucker, if only in pitiful .50 BMG instead of 72mm hypervelocity coilgun
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/15/2023 8:32 PM
There’s a .600 revolver out there
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glorious russian engineering
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:41 PM
Is it?
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I thought that one was Czech
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Err, I'm wrong too. Austrian.
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The .600 Nitro Express Zeliska revolver is an Austrian single-action revolver produced by Pfeifer Waffen. Except for the Giant 1859 28mm Remington revolver, the Zeliska may be the largest handgun in the world, weighing in at 6.001 kilograms (13.230 lb) and having a length of 55 centimetres (22 in). The cylinder alone weighs 2.041 kilograms (4.50...
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oh
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well then
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lmao
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:45 PM
Austria tends to be known more of conservative but exceptionally reliable firearms, but hey, I suppose there are always those who defy the stereotypes!
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listen
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you never know when you might need to suddenly put down a charging rhino who's been injected with 30 kilos of heroin directly to the heart
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:47 PM
Heh 🙂
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That'd have to be an... adventure... to shoot.
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The beefiest handgun I've ever fired was an S&W XVR in .460 S&W Magnum
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Which was, err, stout.
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ah yes
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:49 PM
Guy I borrowed it from set up the cylinder like so: .45 colt cowboy load, .45 Colt self-defense load, .45 Colt hunting load, .454 Casull bear load, .460 Magnum bear load
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the pocket sniper
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:50 PM
Pop. POP! Boom! BLAM! KERPOW!
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Rattled the damn floor.
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(indoor range)
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You have never known true bliss until you have fired a 14.5x114
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:52 PM
I've fired a 12.7x99
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albeit from a Ma Deuce
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Ah yes, the M2 Browning.
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It is Eternal.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:52 PM
And I've gotten to pull the trigger on a 127mm during a PACFIRE, but that doesn't count. (Hitting the "batteries release" button is kind of uneventful) (edited)
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Hail to our Lord and Savior John Moses Browning
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:55 PM
That said, I've never understood the great love-in for 1911s. I don't dislike 'em or anything, but...
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Maybe it's that I don't have any trouble with double-stacks, ergonomically, so the hand-fit thing isn't as perfect as it is for others.
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Fudds.
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Fudds and boomers.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:56 PM
(Best hand-fit for me is a CZ-75B, though)
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Two world wars!!
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:56 PM
(And the 75 is a lil hoary these days)
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Plastic will never have the reliability of steel and hardwood!
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We don't need any of these fancy schmancy electronics to win wars!
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/15/2023 9:57 PM
There's the Tanfoglio Witness, too, which is a double-stack 10mm. There's one what's not for small hands.
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taco: this is what I was talking about with Žen's "equipment" :V
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damn
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he can limbo like nobody's business
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(Also shouldn't this be for random or otherworlds?) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2023 10:06 PM
…probably, but I saw the "big guns" discussion and didn't read the channel name :V
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boomsticks are universal
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mostly because there are a lot of things that need to go boom
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0111narwhalz 01/15/2023 10:08 PM
taking it down to otherworlds…
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But yeah, probably not great for the birds. Except the crows who hang around the airports, who treat idling jets as fun joyride givers.
crow launch tube. hop. s u c c whee
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:24 AM
Are gravitics even worth it?
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the imperials seem to think so
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:25 AM
Broader sfnal sense I mean
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What do they communicate to the audience?
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f a n c y
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s h i n y
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:26 AM
mastery of the fourth force, the weakest of all
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mastery of the fourth force, the weakest of all
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:26 AM
The shameful truth
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Aaaaaaaaaand making artificial blackholes is cool
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Also
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Magic floaty cars
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Everyone loves magic floaty cars
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:27 AM
But the other forces don’t let you hover epically
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THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO US
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Magnetism could!
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:27 AM
haha MHD lift fan go brrr
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:27 AM
If you have an AG belt you can pull a Supes
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Morgrim Moon 01/16/2023 12:28 AM
"we have finally figured how how to mesh classical and quantum physics"
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Taco Time
Magnetism could!
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:28 AM
“It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka… and it levitates… meeeeeee”
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<Add other Harbinger quotes here.>
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Guy I borrowed it from set up the cylinder like so: .45 colt cowboy load, .45 Colt self-defense load, .45 Colt hunting load, .454 Casull bear load, .460 Magnum bear load
first time i read 454 casual bear load, 460 magnum bear load
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:28 AM
har bing er
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small bear, big bear
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:28 AM
parry this you filthy casual [bear]
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and then you get the magnum bear, which can parry it
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THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO US
I want there to be like an introductory book for new weakly godlike intelligences: How To Handle Your Newfound Power Responsibly In Three Easy Steps! (edited)
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THE FORCES OF THE UNIVERSE BEND TO US
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:30 AM
This is the problem I have with vector control
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:30 AM
haha, responsibility *engages zeus mode*
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Why its unethical to override the will of smaller intelligences and how to interact with them (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:30 AM
It feels so … inelegant in an out of universe sense
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(Also, there are some issues with really strong magnetic fields. Also with really strong gravitic fields, but the gravitic ones have to be REALLY strong, whereas the magnetic ones will fuck you up early.)
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first time i read 454 casual bear load, 460 magnum bear load
Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2023 12:32 AM
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BizarroLand ♀
It feels so … inelegant in an out of universe sense
In what way?
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Its just...pushing and pulling. But with space magic. And bending gravity
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(Just wait until they get to the force equivalent of the rolkifier.)
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The what now?
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:33 AM
oh god
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(Also, there are some issues with really strong magnetic fields. Also with really strong gravitic fields, but the gravitic ones have to be REALLY strong, whereas the magnetic ones will fuck you up early.)
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:33 AM
Electromagnetism can’t levitate you tho
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:33 AM
"this thing has a force on it now" "yep" physicist: "what the fuuuuuuck"
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Precursor artifact Spirel-1,147: “The Rolkifier” Recovered from a vault in the Spirel Precursor site (located on Spiridon (Dexlilal Convergence)), the Rolkifier is a 3″ x 3″…
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Oh hey
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BizarroLand ♀
Electromagnetism can’t levitate you tho
0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:34 AM
it absolutely can. they levitate frogs regularly.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:34 AM
Earths magnetic field is too weak for humans to zoom up dramatically anyway
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This seems like advanced memetic warfare. Except now you're poking the brain of the universe
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it absolutely can. they levitate frogs regularly.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:34 AM
I thought that was something else
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oh well yeah not on Earth's magnetic field
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I also like how its very implicitly shown that the eldrae are the biggest up and coming species, but not the biggest in the galaxy (say, got any articles about the Old Races? I wanna see what non-associated worlds gods are rolling around)
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If you have sufficiently advanced ontotech, you can make up your own physical laws and forces. Wave your hand and declare that blue things attract and red things repel. Claim that all particles actually have four core properties, mass, charge, spin, and spiciness. Invent the gluon desaturator that puts quarks into black-and-white, making them all gray and therefore mutually repulsive. You name it.
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(Fortunately, no-one has sufficiently advanced ontotech.)
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:37 AM
"noone has sufficiently advanced ontotech" is distinct from "noone has ever had sufficiently advanced ontotech"
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maybe that's why quantum mechanics exists in the first place
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Maybe its why the entire universe exists
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Any hypothetical universe-predating bang-triggering entities might be fairly assumed to have the full ontotech toolbox. Pretty much the definition of the good stuff is "you can make independent, self-sustaining universes with it".
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Electromagnetism can’t levitate you tho
frogs float in about 20T
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Cornflakes
frogs float in about 20T
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:40 AM
What would it take to make a human float
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Like enough to rip the iron out of their blood right
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:40 AM
a bigger 20T magnet, probably
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 12:40 AM
frogs and humans have about the same composition and AFAIK diamagnetism is volumetric
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just need a bigger volume with 20+T magnetics
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The general assumption for universe-creating events is that a bunch of protolaws floating around in the primordial chaos bang into each other really hard and stick together, and all of a sudden you have EXISTENCE, but there aren't any rules saying that it has to work that way. Besides, it's the infinite primordial extra-universal chaos. Not having consistent, coherent rules is kind of its thing.
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(This is also why punching holes in the universe is really, really bad. Chaos starts seeping in through the holes and locally introducing ordered mass-energy/space-time to the strange new physical laws it just made up, leaving the rest of the universe to try to do something sensible with particles that didn't exist a moment ago interacting in ways there aren't any rules for. Basically... run, and hope it scabs over.)
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Maybe ask a larger tech god for help?
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You've implied there are godlier gods roaming around than what the eldrae have currently, though they seem to be treated as vague outside neutral beings
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...I think. Might be remembering wrong
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(This is also why punching holes in the universe is really, really bad. Chaos starts seeping in through the holes and locally introducing ordered mass-energy/space-time to the strange new physical laws it just made up, leaving the rest of the universe to try to do something sensible with particles that didn't exist a moment ago interacting in ways there aren't any rules for. Basically... run, and hope it scabs over.)
BizarroLand ♀ 01/16/2023 12:50 AM
Doesn’t this just make a boundary wall
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that is a very big question mark
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we havent yet encountered discontinous physical laws
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Ever stepped into a waffle house?
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no, i stay away from that half of the planet :V
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Hey now
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The USA is nice
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Ish
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Parts of it, at least. Now, which parts those are… that depends on who you ask.
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Parts of it, at least. Now, which parts those are… that depends on who you ask.
Jade Nekotenshi 01/16/2023 9:42 AM
So true. And yet that forest is infested with ticks.
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Isn’t it usually grassy areas that are more tick-infested? Long grass in particular? /sarcasm
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0111narwhalz 01/16/2023 2:56 PM
and sticks!
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Today in amazing three-step procedures: 1. Compute the cabin space ratio between aircraft there and aircraft here, bearing in mind both the larger size of the sophonts in question and they like to travel in plush recliner style with plenty of breathing room, not like peasants. 2. Based on the above figure, assume an analog to one of our modern jets that can carry, say, 400-500 passengers. How much of a chonky boy is the result? 3. Given the results from (2), where the hell can this behemoth land ?
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I mean
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they already need nuclear reactors due to lack of oil
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they were already going to be quite thicc
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and as for landing....
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Magic batteries. Although I suspect their version of the A380 may need a little more.
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Maybe try to make it VTOL? Somehow?
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you may also want fewer passengers per plane
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(I mean, the canonical superwings already have a wingspan somewhere in the vicinity of 600', so there's room. Of course, those aren't designed to land, ever.)
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the problem is that you're going to need wheels. Lots and lots and lots of wheels to keep this thing from sinking through solid concrete.
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And we already can have troubles with that with modern planes if they land anywhere beyond large-scale airstrips
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So, assuming this is pre-vector tech funsies, how are you going to take care of ground pressure here?
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Hm. Maybe make that around 350-400, for the modal types. Heh. Might even be something like an A380, only with half the passengers.
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Add moar wheels like Jeb adds moar struts? (edited)
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Give it some big-ass bogeys like that Russian chonker whose model number I forget.
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2023 5:04 PM
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but the magnitude of those aircraft might make these more viable? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/B-36_tracked_gear_edit.jpg
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something something "fly in the shade"
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Seaplanes!
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I still support comically large VTOL-WAIT
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GROUND EFFECT VEHICLES
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ekranoplans for everyone!
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sure, it'd only be for ocean travel
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but it could transport much more people than any plane could, and still quite fast and in good luxury
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Honestly, I do kind of adore the idea of an eight-engined tilt-turbine.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/17/2023 5:08 PM
My sense is that rail with opulent/personal cars would be popular for longer. Sure it may take longer but you should only be uncivilized in emergencies.
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(But going down that route leads to basically taking the SHIELD Helicarrier and building a hotel on the flight deck... wait, why would that be a problem?)
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/17/2023 5:09 PM
And if the eldrae are running the railroads I expect them to not suck (edited)
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Oh, they exist, and airships are the traditional method of luxury air travel. Aeronefs are what you use if the urgency of your travel overrides such considerations. But, y'know, it overrides such considerations, it doesn't obviate 'em. 😁
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(But going down that route leads to basically taking the SHIELD Helicarrier and building a hotel on the flight deck... wait, why would that be a problem?)
the fact that this is a scarcity society at this point in time and building shitloads of helicarriers is, ah, expensive?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/17/2023 5:12 PM
At that point I would expect to see a lot of corporate jet equivalents. (and for that matter, corporate railcars)
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I'm not sure they would really want to deal with somone elses schedule in traveling quickly
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transport land-side can probably be helped by the giant nuclear trains they have
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Yeah, but even people who can't - or would find better uses for them money than to - keep their own jets on standby still sometimes need to get somewhere quickly.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/17/2023 5:15 PM
There are also (in 21st century earth) charter jet networks, where you own some part of a jet and can get access to one of the network a/c quickly. they manage the scheduling and maintenance.
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Essentially you rent it out to the service, and get access to all of the a/c in the network
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That would answer the "sitting around" issue
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(at one point I worked on scheduling software for such an organization)
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Like listen
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if I can't have a luxury ride on a quintuple decker nuclear steam locomotive wide as an interstate highway (edited)
17:19
why even live?
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/17/2023 5:20 PM
Because if you are losing money on every passenger mile,, it weon't last long (long live PanAm in our hearts) (edited)
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(But going down that route leads to basically taking the SHIELD Helicarrier and building a hotel on the flight deck... wait, why would that be a problem?)
0111narwhalz 01/17/2023 5:36 PM
because the Helicarrier in specific is an unaesthetic design
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other designs are fully permissible though
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Surely the most cost-effective and high-speed passenger transport is the railgun.
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how do you safely stop
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2023 6:07 PM
that wasn't one of the optimization parameters
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Oh no.
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Ablative lithobraking or something.
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Surely the most cost-effective and high-speed passenger transport is the railgun.
Sst! He said the Word!
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railgun?
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"cost-effective"
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Just because you want to live large doesn't mean you can't be efficient about it
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It is generally to be noted that among their chief critiques of our design process is that too much time is spent asking "is this cost-effective?" and not nearly enough asking "in the process of making it cost-effective, have we accidentally turned it into pure shit?"
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(As an example, it should be noted that the first business to come up with the notion of "economy class" went out of business so spectacularly that they still use it as a cautionary example in business schools eight thousand years later.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 7:13 PM
"economy class" is for shipping the sort of parcels where you don't mind if it takes one week or three weeks to arrive, and therefore they get tagged as 'filler' to be shuffled around in whatever route has a bit of spare space, with a steep discount for the flexibility 😛
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Even slow delivery generally takes a few days at most here, unless stuff is horribly overloaded like it was last year.
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They call that one "bulk rate".
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Even slow delivery generally takes a few days at most here, unless stuff is horribly overloaded like it was last year.
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Australia certainly is quite large.
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I always find it hard to appreciate the scale of other continents for some reason.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:18 PM
is there no nearer bypass (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:19 PM
those got washed out too
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:19 PM
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:20 PM
basically, we had a new inland sea for a while. The Fitzroy River is normally... between 50 and 200m wide, I think? Well, they stopped trying to measure the width when it hit 15km wide
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:20 PM
mfw
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Ain't the outback supposed to be dry?
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Australian monsoon moment
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:21 PM
when it decides to be wet, it can get VERY wet
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and it turns out that when a cyclone decides to park itself over the area for about a week straight and dump almost all its rain in one spot, that is a lot of water
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Ain't the outback supposed to be dry?
BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:22 PM
I heard Australia's climate has two stable states: dry as fuck and damp (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:22 PM
(the rest of it is now flooding Darwin)
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and it turns out that when a cyclone decides to park itself over the area for about a week straight and dump almost all its rain in one spot, that is a lot of water
BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:22 PM
hurricane harvey moment
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:24 PM
also that alternative route? That's the frequently maintained, very well travelled route, the one that is suitable for long road trains. There are a few shorter routes, but they're also significantly slower because they're basically dirt backroads that you can't take at speed
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and you don't want to get stuck in the middle of the Gibson desert
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why?
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:27 PM
it's a good way to die
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0111narwhalz 01/17/2023 10:28 PM
don't get stuck in desert backroads
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:30 PM
40+ degrees C, no shelter, sand gravel and salt lakes, and all the people who would normally do desert rescue are currently dealing with flood crisis so your emergency beacon may not be noticed. (You DO have your EPIRB, right?) The desert is named after the european explorer who is assumed to have died somewhere in it.
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Cheery place, Oz
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40+ degrees C, no shelter, sand gravel and salt lakes, and all the people who would normally do desert rescue are currently dealing with flood crisis so your emergency beacon may not be noticed. (You DO have your EPIRB, right?) The desert is named after the european explorer who is assumed to have died somewhere in it.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:32 PM
did it really hit 15km?
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:32 PM
Sometimes I wonder if some decent spacers could come out of Outback australia. Mostly for the "here is a list of stupid things. If you do them, you'll die. We're all comfortable with this"
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:32 PM
must have been like lake eyre deciding to be real for a hot minute
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wait no not that one
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the one in maslen's map
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fuck it's too late to be up asking elaborate logistical questions
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:35 PM
-- Major flooding in the Kimberley is “far from over”, authorities say, with the Fitzroy River at Fitzroy Crossing currently sitting at 15.75 metres, around 1.82 metres higher than the previously recorded peak. The Bureau of Meteorology says 60,000 cubic metres of water per second is moving down the Fitzroy River – more water than it has ever seen in an Australian river. The amount moving down the river in one day is equal to the amount of water used in Perth over 20 years. --
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the bridge at Fitzroy Crossing was built to withstand the wet season floods. It's entire purpose was to keep that road open during the 3 months of the year that the river rises. It's just that this flood is, uh, smashing records left right and centre and nobody thought they'd have to over-engineer things that much
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:40 PM
W-wait u mean it’s still flooding?
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:40 PM
Rainfall from an ex-tropical cyclone raised the river to record-high levels, flooding and isolating nearby communities.
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/17/2023 10:41 PM
holys hit
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Morgrim Moon 01/17/2023 10:41 PM
thank you NASA for the before and after pics
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Today in concepts: using a detachable skycrane collar of jet engines to achieve initial Orion liftoff.
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Hmmm
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Maybe ramjets?
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Aren't jet engines pretty, er, lacklustre in terms of TWR?
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The problem is that a small orion craft is a thousand tonnes
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A big one could probably weigh a hundred thousand or more
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Ah - the square-cube or perhaps the linear-cube law strikes?
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Ramjets need too much initial speed.
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Just building them in orbit after a while and never landing them would be best
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The problem with that is well...orion shines best as an ultraheavy lift vehicle
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Which is no good at all for the initial flights of your space program.
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That too
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Hmmmm
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You'd need a relatively small orion craft. Probably a kilotonne at most
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Would aerospikes work?
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Or this could be one the rare times chemical fuel is made, with reusable boosters like SpaceX has
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A 300 ton Orion needs around 3000 kN to lift off. Currently, the GE9X can develop maybe 600 kN. Sounds like six of those should be able to lift the Phoenix stack.
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300 tonnes is not going to be an efficient orion, right?
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Nukes will be tiny and not use much of their fissiles
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1. It's the first ship. Start small and scale up. 2. The nukes in question are probably laser-ignited fusion pellets.
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Hm. Hydrogen/methane burning aerospikes might work.
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laser ignited fusion pellets is a step up, technologically
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Chibi bomb research.
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A very,large step
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People have been calling fission Orions a attainable technology for decades, but we are uh... not close to scaling down a energy-positive inertial confinement fusion setup (that also functions without one half of the chamber and lasers)
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Maybe keV super explosives?
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... interesting, i hadn't heard of that concept before
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that's a neat way to get xrays out of a chemical reaction
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Just make a multi million tonne orion
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Ez
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Bear in mind things did not happen in the same order,
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Fair
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Any rocket funsies before the orion?
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“Academician. Academician.” The foundry master wiped his hands on his leather apron, and waved at the looming bulk in the back of the workshop. “Your sky-tube’s coming along to plan. Just got the w…
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I imagine they at least had quite a few satellites.
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Canonically, laser-triggered fusion was in use by Project Silverfall. Not strictly defined yet for Phoenix or Oculus.
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Laser-triggered fusion bombs were probably a Spaceflight Initiative spinoff; clean chibi propulsion units, minimal wastage.
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I wonder how long it took them to think of rods from god. Since its actually viable when you use THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY ATOM
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Getting KEWs in orbit with chemical rockets simply isn't worth it
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Suddenly a hundred tons of tungsten in one go doesn't need a skyscraper sized rocket
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Morgrim Moon 01/18/2023 9:37 PM
thinking of it, in the sense of "this could be a thing"? Not long. The hold up might be targeting the things. Because you want a lot of velocity for an effective orbital weapon, but steering the thing will be a bitch
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:40 PM
kinetic weapons are probably more viable as solar orbital weapons
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you need a lot of velocity to make them worthwhile to drop in the first place, and the problem with putting that in planetary orbit is that making it drop takes a lot of that energy away
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if your weapon has enough onboard energy to make up for that, it would likely be better served dropping at a lower speed and then exploding
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so: solar orbit or L-point, so the divert is small but the effect on target is escape velocity
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The main thing you'd use them for would be bunker busters anyways
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:53 PM
y'know most meteorites are distinctly subsonic when they hit the ground
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by like, a lot
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You need a truly incredible amount of velocity for them to match the energy of even the smallest nukes
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:54 PM
well… depending on who you ask nukes can get pretty small
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They'd have trouble matching the davy crockett
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How about I put it like that
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:54 PM
I mean that depends on how big they are
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but the main problem is that most of their energy gets lost to drag, especially the compression shock
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The standard one by twenty foot tungsten pole going 3.5 kps/mach 10
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:55 PM
and then they're just slow
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it likely won't be going Mach 10 by the time it hits the ground :V
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Laser bow.
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Laser bow?
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:56 PM
>supercavitating in air
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Basically, Rudolf the Laser-Nosed K-Rod.
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Honestly
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Thermalize the air out of the way.
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At that point you could probably just use the laser for the attack
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 9:58 PM
I'm not sure that actually improves your ballistic coefficient compared to having the right shape in the first place
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Probably not as good as a scavver, anyway.
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But lemme see...a ten metric ton projectile needs to be going about 29 KPS for a yield of one kiloton
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That is uh
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Easier said than done
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Especially for lower tech civvies
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Orion-drive thor shot.
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Whats a scavver and thor shot?
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Supercavitator.
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Honestly, dropping a hypersonic reentry vehicle with some spicy rokk inside is probably the best solution
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Especially if it can maneuver on its own
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0111narwhalz 01/18/2023 10:05 PM
29 km/s is one Earth orbital velocity
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Bit tricky to use though
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You need a lot of dV
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Kinetics only get properly funny in triple digit KPS speeds, at least in space
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3.5 kps will serve you just fine in a tank
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/19/2023 8:11 AM
Depending on what you're using your Rods From God for, you might not need nuke-level yield.
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Busting bunkers, you're probably more interested in having it penetrate really well than in getting 5kt worth of kablooie out of it.
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(In fact, precision guidance tends to make lots of kablooie less interesting.)
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Surgical kablooie.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/19/2023 12:46 PM
Also half the reason we don't use nukes here, now, isn't because of the rad-gunk, it's because of too much boom.
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If we had 20kt rad-gunk-free bombs, we probably wouldn't use them. At best there might be one or two uses where we'd consider a giant-boom-bomb but not a nuke of the same yield.
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(NDBs, possibly anti-ship missiles, possibly an anti-massed-light-vehicle artillery shell, maybe?)
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That said, there giant boom does on occasion have a place in the "shock and awesome" doctrine. If nothing else, it demonstrates clearly to future candidates that just because you did cut their predecessor's heart out with a scalpel, you didn't have to.
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(I observe here that the drawback with out modern-day surgical methods of warfare is that they work very well in operational terms, but in the bigger picture, sometimes you have to smack someone upside the head really hard to get their attention and/or convince them that you mean business.)
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(Of course, it's not like the two can't be combined. If you have fine enough control to turn El Presidente's palace into a neat, square, glass-lined crater while leaving the cars parked on the street outside and the coffee shop next door completely intact except for a spilled latte and a couple of triggered alarms, then you've pretty much run the shock and awesome table.)
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DSD [He/They] 01/19/2023 3:21 PM
Okay, that's cool.
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Hmm. Maybe make the crater the Empire's Star symbol for added style points?
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The problem there is uh
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how do you contain the shockwave/bloom/shrapnel
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Hypothetically.
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Maybe if you used a very fancy vector control core at the last second
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It'd be expensive probably, but the effect would be worth it.
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Its not like the Imperial Military lacks funding, lmao
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Research continues on enhanced-precision orbital cardiectomy. (In the meantime, we'll have to settle for flying gnat-sized grenade-drones down El Presidente's ear canal.)
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i mean, with a lot of those you can make the glass crater as well
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a swarm of Fire Flies
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now with Extra Fire™️
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damn, Fire Fly is a really good name for a micro-grenade drone
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Air-droppable airports.
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Everything is air-droppable at least once
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you want fusion torches and enough vector control cores to outfit a dreadnought I assume?
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0111narwhalz 01/22/2023 6:21 PM
"airport" in the sense of "a level slab of glass" is easy enough…
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... you know, thinking about it, converting a patch of ground to smooth flat glass with orbital bombardment is a interestingly difficult problem
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you'd have to completely melt a large area and let it cool, but this region is going to be composed of a variety of different rocky substances. You have to start with a heterogeneous mixture of various rocks, oxides, and organic compounds. Melt it, let it offgas thoroughly so it stops bubbling, and then somehow ensure it cools without significant warping or internal stresses (would lead to fracture).
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anyone involved in this process can definitely tick 'anneal a square kilometer of glass with a orbital gamma ray laser' off of their bucket list
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maybe use a lot of smaller lasers/particle beams at the same time?
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Adjustable
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i imagine there's going to be a very involved process which answers the question "how do we mix a bowl of liquid ground with a bunch of lasers, from orbit?"
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Now we're gonna carve some happy little trees...
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:17 PM
I mean. How flat is flat? Mostly asking because getting flat glass is considered tricky by actual glass blowers who are working with precise glass mixtures
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if we're using it as a landing pad, wheel-flat as opposed to optically-flat
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:17 PM
and glass that cools too quickly - and letting it sit in air is definitely too quickly - tends to warp or crack or outright shatter
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so being a little rough is fine, but it specifically has to avoid cracking or fracturing (because sharp+wheel=oh no)
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just make a stronger wheel
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ez
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:20 PM
this is what 'natural' glassing results in. I don't want wheels anywhere near that
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so you'd need to melt it, and either mix it thoroughly or selectively remove impurities (different substances will cool at different rates with different coefficients of thermal expansion, bad for avoiding internal stresses), and then cool it over the course of hours or days. From orbit. With a laser.
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or we could just make a flying airbase
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To the helicarrier!!
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Actually wait no this is just an assault cruiser.
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The eldrae have already made a flying airbase.
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:23 PM
can I suggest that instead of mucking about with glass, you instead find an area that is already flattish and has a low silica content? And melt it into lava
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actually don't the eldrae mostly use VTOL anyways?
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You don't even need a runway
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just a vaguely flat area that won't break the wheels and has enough room
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:24 PM
mostly because mafic (or ultramalfic, if your laser can get hot enough) lavas tend to be a LOT better at self-levelling
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mafic?
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tell me about the liquid rokk science
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:26 PM
mafic lavas have high metal percentages (almost always magnesium and iron oxides) and comparatively low silica percentages. Ultramafic pushes those ratios even further, but the mantle isn't hot enough to make those anymore, so they're all ancient
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Why does this help them self-level?
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can I suggest that instead of mucking about with glass, you instead find an area that is already flattish and has a low silica content? And melt it into lava
honestly i'm just calling it 'glass' for shorthand. I'm expecting that you'd do this for a strategically useful landing zone, and so the material you have to work with is whatever is there. You might be in a geographical region with lots of flattish rock plains, or you might be trying to set a landing pad smack dab in a forest with soils that are half volatile organics.
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:27 PM
"Komatiites contain over 18% magnesium oxide and are thought to have erupted at temperatures of 1,600 °C (2,910 °F). At this temperature there is practically no polymerization of the mineral compounds, creating a highly mobile liquid.[25] Viscosities of komatiite magmas are thought to have been as low as 100 to 1000 cP (0.1 to 1 Pa⋅s), similar to that of light motor oil."
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maybe it'd be easer to just pave a giant sheet of something crystalline like sapphiroids using nanoswarms
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if landing nanoswarms are a good option, why not simply drop them on the enemy
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... hmm, well treaties i guess.
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if landing nanoswarms are a good option, why not simply drop them on the enemy
Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:29 PM
if you know it's a nanoswarm and have a bit of prep time, they're super easy to counter. Just add heat
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not even just heat
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they're tiny, tiny machines
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"sic the nanoswarms on the enemy, failing that, on their food" is a very easy option. It's also a very warcrime-y warcrime. But a localized swarm to turn forest into smooth glass runway is potentially not.
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:30 PM
...okay, come to think of it, do most places have the ability to lay down a firebreak with pre-stocked supplies?
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or is that a weird local aussie thing?
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you can smash them, drown them, blow them away with a strong gust of wind, or hell, sonic weaponry would probably do wonders against nanites
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Just crank up the BASS and watch it die
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I am of the personal opinion that nanites make shoddy direct weapons against an enemy even slightly prepared for it
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...okay, come to think of it, do most places have the ability to lay down a firebreak with pre-stocked supplies?
you'd have to ask the fire departments but i suspect that's only a thing in regions where fire management is significant. So large forests subject to ecological management, for instance, will probably have someone with those supplies on hand because they need to deal with (or start) wildfires on a regular basis.
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:31 PM
how's this? Is this smooth enough?
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oh yeah, that could almost serve as a runway as-is. Depends on the plane.
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Morgrim Moon 01/22/2023 11:32 PM
because I've been told (geologist friend in another Discord) that you're not getting much better than natrocarbonatites
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those are "superweird" volcanos - there's only one currently active one - that have carbonate lava instead of silicate. That photo is from the one we have; its lava erupts at ~600C, meaning it is black instead of glowing red; it flows more like water than the usual viscous ooze; and that photo was taken 2 hours later
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(volcano is Ol Doinyo Lengai, in Tanzania)
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Eldrae also probably have SuperWheels™️ for rougher terrain
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Which doesn't solve everything but should allow for looser constraints
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oooh
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more language stuff
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And the vocab page updated accordingly, too.
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Conclave of Linguistics and Ontology, pardon me
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that seems a bit removed from language
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why would those be covered by the same organization/branch?
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Because they formulate how eldrae's view of reality is better expressed as language?
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Within the topic of Philosophy, Ontology is the study of existence and the things that exist, their relations, similarities and differences. This is done through the formal naming and classification of such entities and of their relationships with each other.
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Fair enough
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Eldrae Language Council, what's its name, was inspired by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acad%C3%A9mie_Fran%C3%A7aise ?
To an extent, but also by the standards bodies for programming languages. Like them, it has teeth.
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(I mean, they can't literally have people who use 'literally' to mean 'figuratively' shot, but they do have the clout to have them disinvited from polite society as a bunch of bunch of cognitively-deficient oafs who should be sent back to corrective education until they stop making messes on the verbal carpet.)
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(If they spoke English, this process would doubtless be colloquially known as 'disemvowelment'.)
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oh they'd hate casual english speakers so much
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I am reminded of a line from one of Tom Lehrer's intros, along the lines of "I feel that if a person can't communicate, the least he can do is shut up."
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"Y'ain't ready for this conversation" surpressed twitch of anger
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something something if the germans are allowed to combine words so can we
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To an extent, but also by the standards bodies for programming languages. Like them, it has teeth.
Sorry? PL standards bodies usually don't have that many teeth, do they? Well, I guess whatever they decide is always what goes... huh. Do they just have enough teeth that they never have to use them?
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Sorry? PL standards bodies usually don't have that many teeth, do they? Well, I guess whatever they decide is always what goes... huh. Do they just have enough teeth that they never have to use them?
Well, if the Python Software Foundation says "nope, that's not python", then you're not going to be able to use it, whatever it is, anywhere other than your personal hand-built interpreter, right?
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wait thats a thing?
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Fair. I guess most actual forks are someone saying "nah, I'll make my own language"
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With blackjack and hookers?
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wait thats a thing?
There are several International Standards Organization and international standards organizations committees and groups specifying the exact, legal, mathematical definition of programming languages with more than one group implementing them (edited)
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Likewise, if the CoLaO says "nope, that's not Eldraeic", then every spelling-checker, grammar-checker, parser, dictionary, thesaurus, publisher, linguist, and person who wants to be taken seriously by serious people in the land will reject it. For the same reason: it fucks up intercompatibility, and the whole point of the Imperial conlang is interoperability.
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(Across many cultures, and later species.)
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Well, if the Python Software Foundation says "nope, that's not python", then you're not going to be able to use it, whatever it is, anywhere other than your personal hand-built interpreter, right?
On the other hand, gcc seems to be large and commonly used enough to maintain its own additional feature set on top of C and C++, and apparently it's used enough that people are interested in maintaining it (edited)
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Cue campaign with many examples about starships falling right out of the sky when people decided that "casual use" meant you could get away with using a unit of weight when you meant a unit of mass, or that you could use subjective-red instead of wavelength-red when specifying cross-species UIs.
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Or, hell, the number of interpersonal issues between people who don't properly make the distinctions between aelva, delékith, and méskith .
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(Objective beauty, subjective pleasingness, and subjective attractiveness, respectively, which are not at all the same thing.) (edited)
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tl;dr the function of language of communication and communication is not possible, or at least deeply impaired, when everyone has different ideas about what the same words mean.
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TLDR of the TLDR: galaxy big and cluttered, don't make it more cluttered
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Taco Time
something something if the germans are allowed to combine words so can we
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützenaufkleber
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Cornflakes
Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänsmützenaufkleber
gesundheit
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@Overmind this feels very eldrae
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Also fits the earlier discussion about huge fuckoff luxury planes
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It's a little blocky for their aesthetic, but yeah, fairly.
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Gigantic flying cruise ship
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The real question is how do they build the damn thing
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With SCIENCE!
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(Well, okay, technically with ENGINEERING!)
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subset of science
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and Im assuming this would be pre-vector funtimes
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so no comically small fission reactors and ultra-light gigaplanes (edited)
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Meanwhile, in inspirations for upcoming piece: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/you-dont-want-a-purely-biological Because there are surely some things in the Manual of Mental Diagnostics that aren't based on our cultural norms, belike.
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what Im getting out of this article is that, as usual, people are finicky to deal with
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which is fair
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Because...well...its true. No way around that
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so no comically small fission reactors and ultra-light gigaplanes (edited)
Just boundless enthusiasm, fucking awesome materials science, and will .
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And enough funding to make jeff bezos' wallet sweat a bit?
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If it works for the US military, it should work for this
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Free-market economies do, it turns out, what Tywin Lannister does not.
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I...do not remember enough of GoT to remember what happened with him
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its been
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wow, now that I think about it, I think something like six or seven years?
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Man. I need to reread it
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In this case? Shit gold.
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In all fairness, its hard to match the industrial output of asteroid mining
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grumble grumble never should have canceled our nuclear rocket programs grumble grumble get to mars in six weeks using 70s tech grumble grumble
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I bet we could get to mars in under a month by now if we hadn't stopped developing
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Meanwhile, in inspirations for upcoming piece: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/you-dont-want-a-purely-biological Because there are surely some things in the Manual of Mental Diagnostics that aren't based on our cultural norms, belike.
in my eyes, this is related to how i think 'ideal' (as in it's universalizable and not just a hodgepodge of bandaid clauses that agglomerate into a single system under their own gravitational pull) things relating to people (morality, ethics, universal rights, etc), should have no idea that people exist.
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does that sound very strange? Yes, it is, and it makes designing the thing very difficult and i'm not even sure where you'd start without just recreating a literal jungle, but here's the reasoning:
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the phase space of minds is large. Very large. Very very very large and complicated.
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in theory, what a mind or person could be is so broad that you effectively can't declare whether it is one. You think you're very clever after you finish the 1,531th bandaid clause that includes the quantum mites that live in the metallic cores of the gas giant Tharsus VII, and then you find out that apparently the CMB has a specific set of interactions which lead to self-reinforcing patterns. Which think backwards.
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CMB?
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cosmic microwave background radiation
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ah
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so attempting to specify anything, literally anything that is not a universal constant, about who you're talking about is doomed to failure
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so again, what Im reading is that people are finicky to deal with
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(And also the agony of paperwork will never end)
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and the idea is that you try and come up with systems that work with no idea of what a person is.
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But i'm not sure how you avoid that just turning into survival of the fittest.
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Thats why we desperately hope someone smarter than us will figure it out eventually
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i will admit though, the Dark Forest hypothesis is, infact, utterly unbiased and fair.
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isn't that the one where everyone assumes everyone else may be hostile and so everyone ends up being hostile
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kinda yeah. Though i've seen different takes on it
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Peter Watts has a interesting one where he effectively argues that all aliens are wild animals, just ones with (beyond) human intelligence and mastery of physics and technology
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OH YEAH
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no self awareness, but massive intelligence
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also there were vampires
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and zombies
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and hyperintelligent priesthoods
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there's also this one short story which i think ended up being the conceptual prelude to Blindsight https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts/PeterWatts_Ambassador.pdf
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i thought it gave a interesting perspective on his thought process for it
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Meanwhile, in inspirations for upcoming piece: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/you-dont-want-a-purely-biological Because there are surely some things in the Manual of Mental Diagnostics that aren't based on our cultural norms, belike.
Counterpoint; I think all DSM-like things are trying to answer several different sorts of disguised query. One being, "should my insurer cover treatment for this", another being, "is this atypical among <insert life-form here>", and yet another being, "is this something that you, the person being diagnosed, have an ethical obligation (to others) to treat if diagnosed". The first, second, and third are correlated in humans, yes, which I guess is why we have a diagnostic and statistical manual, instead of an insurance manual, statistical manual, and pernicious irrationality manual
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while i think you're correct in the third one, i'd also hard argue that category shouldn't even exist
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*third category
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words r hard
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if you're in a position where you're obligated to change your mind for the sake of others, you're not in a position to take actions based on that obligation. And even then i'm not sure it should apply. (edited)
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ah yes, ethical quandries
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My favorite
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if you're in a position where you're obligated to change your mind for the sake of others, you're not in a position to take actions based on that obligation. And even then i'm not sure it should apply. (edited)
[citation needed]
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Okay, maybe my wording of category three is also bad; I think I intended something equivalent to "is this something that you, the person being diagnosed, will be forced by <insert authority behind manual>, to treat"
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:36 AM
"does this cause genuine impairment to a persons daily life, and if so what are good ways to handle it" is a true need
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[citation needed]
the sum total of conditions i'd say might have a moral obligation for the suferree to treat for the sake of others is, i don't know, mindless berserker blood rage. And in that case, you're not going to be choosing anything.
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:37 AM
sometimes the way to handle it is to treat the person with it, sometimes the way to handle it is to change the environment they're in, sometimes it's both. But the first step is figuring out what the problem actually is
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also "ethical obligation" gets fuzzier when it's a medical manual for doctors, who have sworn oaths to treat the patients coming to them for help. 😛 They're ethically obligated to help many many more people than the average soph on the street
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(this is assuming that the picking is done during, not before. Obviously a person is obligated to not enter mindless berserker blood rage while in a crowd, because that's effectively murder.)
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also "ethical obligation" gets fuzzier when it's a medical manual for doctors, who have sworn oaths to treat the patients coming to them for help. 😛 They're ethically obligated to help many many more people than the average soph on the street
ah but that's not quite the same. That, to my limited understanding, is doctors are supposed to choose in place of the patient when the patient is incapacitated. Though it gets very funky where there's significant disagreement between what the patient would choose and the doctor would choose.
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what i'm talking about is more... it wouldn't surprise me in the least if a hidden aspect of culture that got baked into the DSM is something like "You are morally obligated to treat depression because they have negative effects on people who care about you."
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and you might say obligating that for depression isn't so bad, but okay, another possibility is multiple personalities. And if that doesn't do it, how about we go back a bit in time and say "homosexuality"?
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:43 AM
err... what? No? That does not match my experience in the slightest.
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i don't have experience to speak from, but I will say i've seen sufficient hints of stuff like that that i will never willfully seek mental treatment, modulo that i am neither confirming nor denying the presence of any mental conditions in myself, modulo that i strictly speaking shouldn't confirm or deny those conditions should they exist without a second opinion (which i obviously will never get)
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is this a bad idea? Quite possibly, and i'm aware of that and sticking with it regardless. That speaks to how convinced i am, if anything.
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:46 AM
well, my opinion now is that you don't have a clue what you're talking about, and therefore have been tricked into some weird conspiracy theory
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and also that I cannot logically talk you out of any position that you haven't logicked yourself into to begin with, so probably shouldn't bother. But in my experience? Doctors care about symptoms, and making those symptoms go away. If you can identify and treat the underlying cause, great! That's the best cure. If you can't, then you address and mitigate the symptoms themselves. These days, we're adding in a dose of preventative medicine, in the hopes of preventing the causes of the symptoms. But medicine is still very much based on "this is happening, why and how do I stop it?"
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the sum total of conditions i'd say might have a moral obligation for the suferree to treat for the sake of others is, i don't know, mindless berserker blood rage. And in that case, you're not going to be choosing anything.
Counterpoint - someone who makes, based on data generated by a neurological bug, decisions that result in harm to others ought to be obligated to mitigate or debug said neurological bug as best as is possible, or otherwise be considered that they've chosen the consequences of said neurological bug; I'm not going to opine (on grounds of lacking an informed opinion) on what form said mitigation should take.
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Counterpoint - someone who makes, based on data generated by a neurological bug, decisions that result in harm to others ought to be obligated to mitigate or debug said neurological bug as best as is possible, or otherwise be considered that they've chosen the consequences of said neurological bug; I'm not going to opine (on grounds of lacking an informed opinion) on what form said mitigation should take.
counterpoint: neurological bugs that actually cause direct harm to others are few and far between. Violent disorders are definitely the minority
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(also, where is the excellence in keeping a neural bug?)
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:50 AM
the mitigations cannot be generalised, they're going to be intensely fact-dependant. For example, one of the most common ways of addressing hallucinations is "learn how to tell if this sensory data is accurate or not", and that'll depend on what's happening in the processing chain
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counterpoint: neurological bugs that actually cause direct harm to others are few and far between. Violent disorders are definitely the minority
doesn't have to be violent to be harmful to thers.
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(also, where is the excellence in keeping a neural bug?)
Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 1:51 AM
the colour magenta is a neural bug
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counterpoint: neurological bugs that actually cause direct harm to others are few and far between. Violent disorders are definitely the minority
Please note that I have made no statements about the relative sizes of the categories I suggest are relevant in a DSM or splitting DSM into manuals that avoid disguised queries
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Please note that I have made no statements about the relative sizes of the categories I suggest are relevant in a DSM or splitting DSM into manuals that avoid disguised queries
... ah,fair enough.
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doesn't have to be violent to be harmful to thers.
ahhh and there's the kicker. I think that's where i disagree substantially with society; i do not consider non-sourcing emotional harm to confer moral obligations. People care about you, and you in turn might care about them and not want to do things to hurt them via that, but you garner absolutely no moral obligations to that end ever. If someone is hurt by disagreeing with actions you have a right to take as a self-determining individual, that is, bluntly, their problem.
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this applies to medical treatment insofar as a person might choose to refuse treatment for any of a variety of reasons, and it can be argued that this is hurting themselves, and yet they are absolutely allowed to choose that.
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Counterpoint - someone who makes, based on data generated by a neurological bug, decisions that result in harm to others ought to be obligated to mitigate or debug said neurological bug as best as is possible, or otherwise be considered that they've chosen the consequences of said neurological bug; I'm not going to opine (on grounds of lacking an informed opinion) on what form said mitigation should take.
Please also interpret harm as <some strict mathematical definition requiring actions done to others without consent>. Ethical arguments get messy, hey? And require careful definitions to have a high-quality conversation about. (edited)
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Please also interpret harm as <some strict mathematical definition requiring actions done to others without consent>. Ethical arguments get messy, hey? And require careful definitions to have a high-quality conversation about. (edited)
fair enough. And that's where i'd agree the exception is. If someone has, say, violent schizophrenia, of course that's going to be necessary to treat because its both causing harm to others and not a choice. (how this interacts with someone who, say, has lucid periods is difficult to say.)
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 2:01 AM
"is it your fault for doing X, or your fault for leaving Y untreated that led to X arising in a manner you were, at that moment, powerless to stop" is a funny thing to argue
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And also drags in paracoercivity. How much ethical responsibility did you have to expend your resources to address known bug Y that has now lead to X?
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 2:04 AM
I guess one implies intent and the other implies negligence?
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there are other examples of things i'd bring up, but they would be hot topics, and i think to avoid causing offense i would effectively need to prove i'm speaking from experience (and even then i might still cause offense). I'm obviously unwilling to do that, re:prior statements, so my argument is kinda standing on one leg here. (edited)
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(also even if i didn't care about causing offense, pointing out a highly-specific example with substantially more detail than prior examples would be a bit of a hint about myself, again violating that prior statement) (edited)
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I guess one implies intent and the other implies negligence?
I think folks hereabouts attach a similar amount of ethical culpability to actions committed voluntarily as actions committed as a result of voluntary drunkenness. Then again, voluntary drunkenness is not the same as the real world (especially biology) being messy and leaving you to deal with it.
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And also drags in paracoercivity. How much ethical responsibility did you have to expend your resources to address known bug Y that has now lead to X?
this, and for instance voluntary drunkenness, would end up being statistical wouldn't it?
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you put effort towards things based on the likelyhood of them being a problem, and your culpability is similar
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Probably, yeah
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this is why, for example, drinking is generally legal; the overwhelming majority of the time, a drunk person does no particular harm.
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(and hypothetically, stuff like 'MINDLESS BESERKER RAGIUM' would be quite illegal. And i've noticed that i'm basically mirroring Overmind's points now)
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this does raise a interesting question; should culpability be lump sum, or incremental? If a drunk person has 1/1,000,000 chance of getting in a car and killing someone, should you be charged with 1 murder when that happens, or one millionth of a murder every time you drink?
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because if we're acting with the assumption that drinking, legally, removes choice, you're effectively making a choice with a small but known risk to others and the thing that does the risk is just a autonomous meat puppet.
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this, and for instance voluntary drunkenness, would end up being statistical wouldn't it?
I think there's an argument that people (or at least, legislators) hereabouts, disagree; drunk driving is penalized the same (at least on the statutes) regardless of your personal likelihood of getting into a car when drunk
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I think there's an argument that people (or at least, legislators) hereabouts, disagree; drunk driving is penalized the same (at least on the statutes) regardless of your personal likelihood of getting into a car when drunk
part of that would be that it's just plain difficult to track that sort of thing. Even if ideally you take every little detail and factor in when making a 'statistical' judgement like that, it's just not practical. Another is that society is not in consensus about whether alcohol removes choice or not. Some argue that it 'brings out your true self' or somesuch
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:20 AM
I'm not sure how your local laws work, but here "killed someone while driving" and "driving drunk" are two separate charges. If you kill someone drunk driving there isn't a special charge, you're hit with both
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oh right good point, i forgot about that
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i'm fairly sure that's a legal distinction here too
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this does raise a interesting question; should culpability be lump sum, or incremental? If a drunk person has 1/1,000,000 chance of getting in a car and killing someone, should you be charged with 1 murder when that happens, or one millionth of a murder every time you drink?
I don't have a good answer to this. But I think you've actually got two questions. Are you fully responsible for the actual resulting harm from a risky behaviour? Are you responsible for the increased risk of harm from a risky behaviour? (If we're treating culpability incrementally (and also assuming perfect knowledge of the actual statistics for all parties), if you're unlucky and have the large harm happen the first time you make the risky behaviour, should you be still only be culpable for the risk?)
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And taking the specific example of drunk driving resulting in an accident, in that case, people (see previous comment re. legislators) have agreed that you're responsible both for the actual harms occasioned, in addition to the increased risk of harm from risky activity
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:23 AM
"driving under the influence [of mind-altering substances]" is the full charge here, I believe, and it's a subset of "reckless driving". But the subsets are mostly for tracking purposes, since different sorts of recklessness are tackled in different ways.
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I don't have a good answer to this. But I think you've actually got two questions. Are you fully responsible for the actual resulting harm from a risky behaviour? Are you responsible for the increased risk of harm from a risky behaviour? (If we're treating culpability incrementally (and also assuming perfect knowledge of the actual statistics for all parties), if you're unlucky and have the large harm happen the first time you make the risky behaviour, should you be still only be culpable for the risk?)
there's also the problem that a legal system is designed to disincentivize crime (kinda, not getting into the whole punishment thing), so it's also a question of what makes people do it less
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:25 AM
also reckless driving isn't a crime because of the risk. It's a crime because it's explicitly violating the terms of your driving licence. (Yes, it's against the terms because society wants to reduce that risk, but that's the motivation and not the legality.) If you drive recklessly on private property or somewhere that you have permission to do so, it is NOT illegal.
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if the only consequence to drinking is what is, effectively, a small tax for your 1/1,000,000th of a murder each time, that won't do diddly
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but a gradiated system; "you can drink, but pass the next threshold of risk and get in a car, you're in serious trouble. If you pass then next threshold and actually hit someone, you're fucked for life."
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that's more effective at stopping people from doing that regardless of arguments about fairness
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:27 AM
thing is, it's impossible to penalise someone for doing 1/x of a potential crime, because you cannot accurately judge those percentages. There's too many confounding factors
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that too
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any statistical punishments would have be very simple and probably inaccurate, because you just can't judge those well with current tools
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:28 AM
also that path leads directly to arresting pregnant women for leaving the house "because if she does [x] she might miscarry and that's murder". Which is absolutely a thing in many places.
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you can't bump up someone's fine because not only did they drink, but they also kept their keys in their pocket and didn't arrange a designated driver, because you have no data about how much that bump up should be
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also that path leads directly to arresting pregnant women for leaving the house "because if she does [x] she might miscarry and that's murder". Which is absolutely a thing in many places.
also that gets into the moral quagmire surrounding abortion, which is a whole can of worms
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you can't bump up someone's fine because not only did they drink, but they also kept their keys in their pocket and didn't arrange a designated driver, because you have no data about how much that bump up should be
Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 2:31 AM
especially since "keep your keys in your pocket and don't have a designated driver because you are going to take a taxi home" is a completely valid solution
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man the legal system is hard.
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ahhh and there's the kicker. I think that's where i disagree substantially with society; i do not consider non-sourcing emotional harm to confer moral obligations. People care about you, and you in turn might care about them and not want to do things to hurt them via that, but you garner absolutely no moral obligations to that end ever. If someone is hurt by disagreeing with actions you have a right to take as a self-determining individual, that is, bluntly, their problem.
im not talking about emotional harm. eg Kleptomania. Im not doing direct bodily harm, but i am harming them.
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im not talking about emotional harm. eg Kleptomania. Im not doing direct bodily harm, but i am harming them.
ah yeah, that i'd just class under harm
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re: the whole eldraeic "my things are me" sorta thing
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you explicitly mentioned violent disorders as a point that that stuff is rare
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oh, fair.
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so attempting to specify anything, literally anything that is not a universal constant, about who you're talking about is doomed to failure
I would be inclined to argue that the majority of the complexity is irrelevant, because for the fundamentals of systems of ethics, you don't need a definition of "person". You need a definition of "ethical actor". And that's a one-word definition. The complexity may become relevant in the implementation details of translating Universal Ethics Specification 1.0 into Ethics for Monkeys (Pro Classic) 4.9.11b6, but that's, well, an implementation detail.
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Buggy
this does raise a interesting question; should culpability be lump sum, or incremental? If a drunk person has 1/1,000,000 chance of getting in a car and killing someone, should you be charged with 1 murder when that happens, or one millionth of a murder every time you drink?
This is true of basically every crime. In practice we don't do this, which I think is reasonable given that the people administering the law are bad at probabilities and can't really be trusted with them.
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Also that estimating them would actually be hard given individual differences.
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It might actually be less effective, too.
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The harsh random punishments are more salient than small deterministic ones.
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/26/2023 11:11 AM
That... clashes with my intuitions
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Certainty seems to be more effective than severity, yes?
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Many people might be happy to pay £5 a day to go over the speed limit, but few people are economist enough to realize that a 1% chance of paying £500 every day is the same thing, more or less.
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It seems like uncertainty is just scarier than a clear fixed punishment for a lot of people.
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There is also the rather fundamental problem that most things that are precursors to crimes are also precursors to perfectly innocent activities and you can't trace the causal graph forward, so you end up - if you're being honest about this implementation - charging everyone functionally infinite fines for performing innumerable activities known to be causal precursors of crimes.
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Sounds like a cool mechanism for a tax system.
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Obvious example: waking up is a known and necessary precursor activity to most of the US Code.
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100% of known criminals have been observed to breathe.
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"And that, your honor, is how our machine-learning-based pre-crime system caused 300 million bankruptcies, then killed everyone."
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You can just fudge the values you assign to each particular bad thing happening until it generates exactly enough to pay for your government.
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Ooh, here's a fun one. How much do we charge people for reproducing, on the grounds that crime wouldn't exist if people didn't keep on giving birth to criminals?
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Betcha we can hit birthrate zero inside of six months.
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Ooh, here's a fun one. How much do we charge people for reproducing, on the grounds that crime wouldn't exist if people didn't keep on giving birth to criminals?
The obvious answer is their expected lifetime fines, but that would double-count it.
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Interesting.
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But when has that ever stopped the justice system?
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(I mean, we're already tossing out the generally accepted principle of jurisprudence that you can only prosecute people for things that have happened , so a bit of double-counting at this point...)
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I think you could make this into a system which is at least internally consistent, if not compliant with existing ethical standards.
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Maybe just charge parents the expected amount of unpaid fines.
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"Everyone contributing to a crime is individually liable for the full consequences," isn't an inconsistent position, though.
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Betcha we can hit birthrate zero inside of six months.
only if you can actually enforce it
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which is uh
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easier said than done
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It occurs to me, of course, some of this resembles some things that the Empire's tort insurance system does that we would find suitably horrible, but then, they're not the actual legal system. Namely, the observation that since stupid people are more likely to have the impulse control problems and poor judgement that leads to criming and other legal liabilities, the dumber you are, the more you have to pay. (edited)
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("Correlation is not causation!", howl the protesters. "No, but correlation bloody well is correlation," reply the actuaries, throwing half a basis point on the fire.)
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Basis point?
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It occurs to me, of course, some of this resembles some things that the Empire's tort insurance system does that we would find suitably horrible, but then, they're not the actual legal system. Namely, the observation that since stupid people are more likely to have the impulse control problems and poor judgement that leads to criming and other legal liabilities, the dumber you are, the more you have to pay. (edited)
What kind of intelligence do they measure in these torts?
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What kind of intelligence do they measure in these torts?
“If there is one thing the universe is not short of, it is ways to measure the multifaceted, multidimensional phenomenon we call ‘intelligence’, or ‘sapience’. “…
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Or, to put it another way, "the kinds which strongly correlate with increased payouts". Like they say, correlation is correlation.
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I’m thinking of how dyslexic or hard of hearing people were labeled “retarded” and neutered during the eugenics days. And how high standards might be set in a world of reflex augmentations
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If you are dyslexic or hard of hearing, you would not be labeled "retarded". You might, however, be labeled "higher-risk", because you can't read warning signs or hear warning signals and thus are more likely to have accidents and/or incur liability.
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Actuarially, the why doesn't matter, only the is.
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 11:47 AM
with my current health insurance policy, I was outright told "you must have optical as part of it, but as long as you do your poor vision has no impact". So plausibly they also look at someone and go "well, your hearing is easily mitigated, so use appropriate mitigations and the risk is negated"
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In practice, having a condition increases the price and compensating for that condition (say, spectacles, hearing aids, whatever) brings it back down again, so the people mostly affected by this sort of thing are stubborn old men who insist that they can hear just fine, sonny, and don't need no new-fangled prosthetics.
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Yes, that.
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 11:49 AM
admittedly I'm also required to carry an annoyingly high level of hospital cover, but that is a complex interaction of how my medication crosses with their actuary tables. And how I potentially qualify for experimental treatment in future because of it. I see the logic, I just disagree with their conclusions. >.>
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And, y'know, standards do increase with the general baseline, but they would say this is the insurance system doing its job . If people are encouraged by the price premium on being more likely to have accidents to upgrade themselves with features which make it less likely that they'll have accidents, then that's a big old Working As Designed.
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(Insert joke about the Get Better Soon card here.)
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Taco Time
Whats a prosophont?
Almost but not quite qualifying as sophont.
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have Get Better Soon cards that inject a little bit of medical nanites into you
11:52
(After asking you first, of course)
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Earth examples: canids, dolphines, octopodes, corvids, etc.
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I mean
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Good uplift candidates.
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octopuses have tool use and actual organized wars
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have you ever read the Uplift books?
11:54
old-ish scifi series
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Yep. Interesting 'verse.
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i will admit though, the Dark Forest hypothesis is, infact, utterly unbiased and fair.
The Dark Forest hypothesis, much like the isomorphic Hobbesian state of nature, is the philosophical equivalent of the self-fulfilling prophecy, inasmuch as those who subscribe to it receive exactly the nasty, brutish, and short lives they deserve.
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(It has been my observation, in general, that the "war of all against all" is usually started by people who believe firmly in the inevitability of the war of all against all. To the point that I might be willing to argue in the necessity of a war against all believers in wars of all against all. For peace.)
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The Dark Forest hypothesis, much like the isomorphic Hobbesian state of nature, is the philosophical equivalent of the self-fulfilling prophecy, inasmuch as those who subscribe to it receive exactly the nasty, brutish, and short lives they deserve.
It's entirely a post-hoc justification for the genocidal xenophobic assholes out there based on the false premise that honest communication is somehow impossible in a first contact scenario
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One might be inclined to question the logic of "the universe might contain stealth assholes, therefore I must out-goatse all of them", but honestly, it's a philosophy I prefer not to invite over for dinner and debate.
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It's entirely a post-hoc justification for the genocidal xenophobic assholes out there based on the false premise that honest communication is somehow impossible in a first contact scenario
also a misunderstanding of historical first contact scenarios, usually by someone who read Guns, Germs, and Steel once and thought that qualified them to make broad generalizations about civilization (in my experience) (edited)
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Also, it scales downward really badly. I mean, the axioms: 1. “Suppose a vast number of civilizations distributed throughout the universe, on the order of the number of observable stars. Lots and lots of them. Those civilizations make up the body of a cosmic society. Cosmic sociology is the study of the nature of this super-society.”[13] (based on the Drake equation)[9] 2. Suppose that survival is the primary need of a civilization. 3. Suppose that civilizations continuously expand over time, but the total matter in the universe remains constant. Apply just as much to countries on Earth. To provinces within countries. To towns within provinces. To families within towns.
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And since entropy implies that the usable mass-energy in the universe constantly decreases, this applies to anything that doesn't shrink over time, since everything is expanding relative to the usable universe. So even to individuals. By this logic, I should preemptively murder all you assholes for using up my precious, precious negentropy.
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One might be inclined to question the logic of "the universe might contain stealth assholes, therefore I must out-goatse all of them", but honestly, it's a philosophy I prefer not to invite over for dinner and debate.
wait until actual observation to determine if someone is an asshole instead of assuming some weird quantum superposition of potential asshollishness
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keeps things much clearer
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much simpler too
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also a misunderstanding of historical first contact scenarios, usually by someone who read Guns, Germs, and Steel once and thought that qualified them to make broad generalizations about civilization (in my experience) (edited)
If anyone wants to hear me rant about everything people get wrong about the Conquistadors and Mesoamerican civilizations, hit me up
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tl;dr the point of this reductio is that there is no point at which the logic stops when you scale it, so if you commit to the Dark Forest hypothesis as a guide to behavior between civilizations, you should also commit to killing that asshole neighbor who took - might take! - the last roll of toilet paper in the store.
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If anyone wants to hear me rant about everything people get wrong about the Conquistadors and Mesoamerican civilizations, hit me up
I recently heard the conquistadors referred to as “debtor-slavers”
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i will admit though, the Dark Forest hypothesis is, infact, utterly unbiased and fair.
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I recently heard the conquistadors referred to as “debtor-slavers”
lmao yeah
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As in they were heavily in debt when they landed on the mainland and remained in debt even after all the plundering
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the sum total of conditions i'd say might have a moral obligation for the suferree to treat for the sake of others is, i don't know, mindless berserker blood rage. And in that case, you're not going to be choosing anything.
Ah. See, that works in those terrible places where they insist that everything be suitably anodyne and padded and everyone adequately restrained that you can't actually cause any harm by your obvious whackjobbery. (Except, obviously, by sufficiently lengthy processes such as building terrible architecture, voting, and founding Facebook that the causative link is sufficiently obscured.) While the technical definition is somewhat longer, however, "pernicious irrationality" in Eupraxic Collegium techjargon means "anything that might make people insufficiently stable for us to sell nuclear devices in hardware stores without needing to worry".
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It's one of those questions of trade-offs, y'see.
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As Selidië Cíëlle said, in order to be free , you have to be sane . Supporting evidence: the Precursors, who drove themselves to extinction and left vivid scars across the galaxy by not being reasonable .
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Those were the giant nuclear god-dragons, right?
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At least those were the precursors that plucked up a few apes from earth and turned them into eldrae
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Those ones, yeah/
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Were they naturally that way or was that the effort of millennia of constant upgrading?
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Counterpoint; I think all DSM-like things are trying to answer several different sorts of disguised query. One being, "should my insurer cover treatment for this", another being, "is this atypical among <insert life-form here>", and yet another being, "is this something that you, the person being diagnosed, have an ethical obligation (to others) to treat if diagnosed". The first, second, and third are correlated in humans, yes, which I guess is why we have a diagnostic and statistical manual, instead of an insurance manual, statistical manual, and pernicious irrationality manual
The Manual of Mental Diagnostics is more like a standard diagnostics manual, and as such includes lots of things which relatively common and are notated as "A variation worth noting, but within operational parameters"; and "This is technically an error but harmless in operation; safe to ignore." Of course, it also includes some items which are more "'Causes severe cognitive delusions with autotoxic/exotoxic effects; report immediately to Guardians of Our Harmony," but the point is that it's a diagnostics manual, not the Big Book of Bad Things.
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counterpoint: neurological bugs that actually cause direct harm to others are few and far between. Violent disorders are definitely the minority
Okay, how's about "you humans are all racist!" as a disorder? Part of the alpha baseline improvements are removing xenophobia, neophobia, etc. as inbuilt tendencies, because they were considered unacceptable irrationalities in their baseline. And then there're the "wise men", who are a bunch of [not-political-sense] conservative, xenophobic wee buggers, which has done a fair bit of harm to civilization and to an awful lot of people. Just not directly and immediately. 'Cause you'd better believe that Ingroup Hyperpreference Disorder is in the MMD, and is one of those "Send this to the GoOH stat." items.
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ahhh and there's the kicker. I think that's where i disagree substantially with society; i do not consider non-sourcing emotional harm to confer moral obligations. People care about you, and you in turn might care about them and not want to do things to hurt them via that, but you garner absolutely no moral obligations to that end ever. If someone is hurt by disagreeing with actions you have a right to take as a self-determining individual, that is, bluntly, their problem.
This is where, I ween, the distinction between ethical and moral obligations comes into play. Certainly there is no ethical obligation not to go around doing as you wilt, as long as it technically harms none. There is, however, a moral obligation inasmuch as such things as liberality, generosity, courtesy, and kindness are virtues. In short, you MUST NOT kill, maim, enslave, and steal, but you SHOULD NOT be a dick, either.
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The icing on the cake of society that keeps the slices stuck together
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The Dark Forest hypothesis, much like the isomorphic Hobbesian state of nature, is the philosophical equivalent of the self-fulfilling prophecy, inasmuch as those who subscribe to it receive exactly the nasty, brutish, and short lives they deserve.
oh sure, but its still perfectly fair and unbiased. In much the same way as bullets, meteors, and wolves; it doesn't much matter who you are or what you're doing, you will die a perfectly fair and unbiased death
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Also, it scales downward really badly. I mean, the axioms: 1. “Suppose a vast number of civilizations distributed throughout the universe, on the order of the number of observable stars. Lots and lots of them. Those civilizations make up the body of a cosmic society. Cosmic sociology is the study of the nature of this super-society.”[13] (based on the Drake equation)[9] 2. Suppose that survival is the primary need of a civilization. 3. Suppose that civilizations continuously expand over time, but the total matter in the universe remains constant. Apply just as much to countries on Earth. To provinces within countries. To towns within provinces. To families within towns.
i would say that that's a unfair interpretation. While I have no idea how true or not true it is in practice, the brunt of the argument seems to be something like: 1: Communication and interaction is necessary for coexistence; with decreasing communication/interaction, coexistence becomes increasingly difficult for a variety of reasons ranging from coordination problems to first-strike-wins warfare. 2: The former does not have a upper limit, and culminates in mandatory seredhain. 3: The speed of light places fundamental limitations on communication and interaction. 4: The speed of light is inviolable. The conclusion being that you can cooperate with someone literally close to you, but increasing distance results in increasing problems. A family, town, etc is close enough to be fine. Interestingly, it also implies stuff like civilizations in the galactic core being much more peaceful, and the best way for two civs to coexist is for someone to up and move planets.
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part of that would be that it's just plain difficult to track that sort of thing. Even if ideally you take every little detail and factor in when making a 'statistical' judgement like that, it's just not practical. Another is that society is not in consensus about whether alcohol removes choice or not. Some argue that it 'brings out your true self' or somesuch
Society is a silly ass, insofar as we know pretty much exactly what alcohol does, choice-wise. It's a disinhibitor. It tips the balance in your brain further towards "do the thing!" and away from "maybe don't do the thing?" So you will choose to do things you would not have done sober, but nothing that you did not, at some level, want to do. At least up until you're actually incapacitated. But the only choice it actually removes is the choice to have fast reflexes and perfect balance, etc., belike.
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DSD [He/They] 01/26/2023 3:05 PM
A lot of the ones I've seen assume any first strike will kill a civ before they can respond. Relativistic warfare ain't fast, and it ain't subtle.
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that would be a really interesting dichotomy - the galactic core is often implied to be a hellish place for a civlization to evolve in fiction, because of less stable orbits and more energetic phenomena. So it being the bastion of galactic civilization due to the closeness of everything would be quite a twist.
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just need a bit more sunscreen, thats all
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i would say that that's a unfair interpretation. While I have no idea how true or not true it is in practice, the brunt of the argument seems to be something like: 1: Communication and interaction is necessary for coexistence; with decreasing communication/interaction, coexistence becomes increasingly difficult for a variety of reasons ranging from coordination problems to first-strike-wins warfare. 2: The former does not have a upper limit, and culminates in mandatory seredhain. 3: The speed of light places fundamental limitations on communication and interaction. 4: The speed of light is inviolable. The conclusion being that you can cooperate with someone literally close to you, but increasing distance results in increasing problems. A family, town, etc is close enough to be fine. Interestingly, it also implies stuff like civilizations in the galactic core being much more peaceful, and the best way for two civs to coexist is for someone to up and move planets.
I took those axioms straight from the book. As I did with the conclusion "that any intelligent life in the universe will be pitted against all other life in the struggle for survival".
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I took those axioms straight from the book. As I did with the conclusion "that any intelligent life in the universe will be pitted against all other life in the struggle for survival".
ah, fair. I have not actually read the book.
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i didn't realize the dark forest phenomenon was so closely tied to that book anyway
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It's what popularized it and gave it the name. I would have gone back to Brin's original 1983 paper on the Great Silence, but I don't have access to that. Dammit.
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While going for the "Everything for myself by murdering everyone else" makes some mathetical sense, that sounds like a rather miserable way to live
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Constant paranoia and aggression isn't what one calls a healthy mindset
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Besides, who would be left to share a drink with?
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frankly, i find Peter Watt's writing on the subject way more compelling
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which can be summed up as: "tools are that what you use to beat nature into the right shape. If you're peaceful and happy, you don't make tools. So if your tools are fucking starships, you are one scary fuck who survived something even scarier, and you're probably not going to those stars with peace and love."
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Besides, who would be left to share a drink with?
Ob: http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/aliencontact.php#runtothestars
My own imagination was striking sparks off Kirsty's and kindling an evil flame. "Unless..." I began, and actually had trouble shaping the thought. "Unless we got them first. At once, on first contact. A pre-emptive strike, before they could possibly have a chance to find out about us. Hellfire, isn't that a glorious future history for us! A race of paranoid killers, skulking in our own backwater system when we might have had the stars! Clamping down on exploration, communications, anything that might lead someone else to us and make us stain our hands again with the same old crime... Carrying that weight down the generations. What would that make of us?" "Predators," breathed Kirsty, "Carrion-eaters - no, worse, ghouls, vampires, killing just tae carry on our own worthless shadow-lives."
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Ultimately, it comes down to this: Do you want to live in a universe of cooperation or a universe of defection? Each encourages itself.
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that's always how i've thought it would play out, yeah
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Basically my opinion on it, but more eloquently put
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it's like
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there's that thought experiment which demonstrates coordination problems
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A handshake is how you make peace (doesn't hurt to have a gun behind your back ready thoguh)
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where it's something like, there's a thousand fish farmers, and they can either buy a filter or not. And if they don't buy a filter, it's cheaper, but it pollutes the lake and reduces everyones profit. So if everyone chooses it, it's the worst overall option.
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and in my eye, the solution is for: A: everyone to understand what a coordination problem is B: everyone to recognize that they're in one C: everyone to choose to coordinate
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So, y'know, color me a member of Team Better Dead Than Scum.
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and the funny thing is, this strictly speaking doesn't require any communication or interaction between individuals
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if anything, having no idea what everyone else is choosing might actually make things better. Every actor could choose to defect for personal benefit, but in the absense of information about the actions of other actors, the default should be to cooperate, because every other actor is making that same decision with the same information (none). If you defect, everyone did.
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But anyway, we don't need to worry about it, because as Doctor Who teaches us, the real secret behind the Great Filter is, well, Daleks.
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Daleks explain everything.
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Do they explain why my local ice cream place got rid of one of my favorite flavors?
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IT WAS EXTERMINATED.
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The BASTARDS
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I just wanted a waffle cone with two scoops of raspberry fudge (edited)
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and in my eye, the solution is for: A: everyone to understand what a coordination problem is B: everyone to recognize that they're in one C: everyone to choose to coordinate
Your solution is just "fix the problem by magic", though?
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As an individual, you have no actual incentive to do that.
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Your solution is just "fix the problem by magic", though?
in the extreme case, consider the scenario where every actor making that choice is literally identical
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I know about the acausal things, but most people aren't actually that decision-theoretic.
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most humans aren't
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True.
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i would absolutely say that this is not a solution that will work IRL.
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Yeeees.
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gollark
As an individual, you have no actual incentive to do that.
Help the fishies
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In the case of humans, if you're going through that many reasoning steps, most other people are probably dissimilar enough to you that you can't acausally negotiate.
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in the case of humans, the solution fails at "A: everyone needs to understand what a coordination problem is"
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heck, it fails at step 0: "Everyone involved needs to be a Rational Actor"
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Clearly we should just populate the planet with exact copies of me.
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can't say the same for me. Unfortunately, exact copies of me would still be humans, and really i just can't condone that.
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All Im hearing is that we need more transhumanism
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And I support this because I wanna be a spaceship. Being a spaceship sounds cool
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...I'd still want drone bodies though. You will pry my homemade fried chicken from my cold, dead hands
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A life without good food is a sad one
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As an individual, you have no actual incentive to do that.
0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 5:36 PM
as a system, you do; and as an individual you therefore have an incentive to live in a system which follows those incentives
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and thus, all of the attempts to design such
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but also the selection for systems which contain lots of cooperation and less defection is pretty strong
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even in systems where individuals literally kill and eat each other there is significant cooperation
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Aztecs say hi
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:26 PM
ah, aztecs. now those were some salty motherfuckers.
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Aztecs say hi
the aztecs weren't cannibals, and ritual sacrifice was far more limited than in the public misconceptions (edited)
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not comparable to a dark forest type thing
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:40 PM
but they did cooperate with their neighbors (and more impressively their neighbors cooperated with them) to generate sacrificial captives
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Call me cynical, but once you need public skull racks, you're probably sacrificing too much.
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:41 PM
eh. it was a useful function. they were a military state, they needed military objectives, and that's a pretty solidly repeatable objective.
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(Is it really cooperation when given a choice of the form "send men to our flower war in which the captives will be sacrificed, or we'll have a real war and sacrifice everyone we catch"?)
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:43 PM
I mean they didn't always escalate directly to real war, which is funny when it seemed to be common knowledge that the flower war usually led to the real war anyway
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Call me cynical, but once you need public skull racks, you're probably sacrificing too much.
To be entirely fair to them, they genuinely thought the Sun would burn out and the world would end if they didn't.
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:45 PM
and keeping that belief alive was useful :V
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besides the other city-states needed to do the same thing
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To be entirely fair to them, they genuinely thought the Sun would burn out and the world would end if they didn't.
Ethicality is being able to say to the universe, "fuck your trolley problem".
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and keeping that belief alive was useful :V
True.
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:46 PM
most likely their ideas of ethics differed rather a lot to yours :V
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Alas, the world is full of people who are wrong.
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In fact one of the reasons the Conquistadors were so successful is that half of the Aztec empire was in open revolt over this issue!
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(Including me, probably, but "should I commit to a program of pre-industrially industrial mass murder in order to stay alive" is one of the bits I'm pretty confident in.)
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In fact one of the reasons the Conquistadors were so successful is that half of the Aztec empire was in open revolt over this issue!
Unfortunately for the rebels, their erstwhile allies turned those fancy guns and horses against them the moment Tenochtitlan had fallen.
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This would prove to be something of a pattern among European colonial adventures going forward.
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They are altering the bargain. Pray they do not alter it further.
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(Well, especially the Spanish ones.)
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Alas, the world is full of people who are wrong.
incredible power move
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In fact one of the reasons the Conquistadors were so successful is that half of the Aztec empire was in open revolt over this issue!
a notable counterexample is the maya, who were not suffering massive internal discontent, unlike the aztecs and inca
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despite the overwhelming technological advantage of the spaniards, they fought to the last and managed to resist colonization for almost two centuries
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They are altering the bargain. Pray they do not alter it further.
The Star Wars reference is even funnier when you realize that both sides of the Aztec Civil War were being played against each other by the Spanish, which is basically the entire plot of the Clone Wars :) (edited)
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Tautologically true, though. Everyone believes that their beliefs are correct, otherwise they'd believe something else. It's just bad form to point it out. 😆
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Tautologically true, though. Everyone believes that their beliefs are correct, otherwise they'd believe something else. It's just bad form to point it out. 😆
You're wrong. My beliefs are the only correct ones, natch.
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No, my beliefs are the only correct one
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For instance; tanks are awesome. This is indisputable.
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Y'all just go on thinking that.
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You dare speak against the awesomeness of the murder boxes?
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 10:59 PM
I have taken all of my beliefs as axiomatic. There are precisely zero logical flaws with my belief system. Ergo, my beliefs are correct.
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Prove it.
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 11:01 PM
[1000 lines of "given" and one QED]
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lmao
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0111narwhalz
I have taken all of my beliefs as axiomatic. There are precisely zero logical flaws with my belief system. Ergo, my beliefs are correct.
The fool attempts to justify his beliefs from a set of axioms that most people share. The wise man simply declares all of his beliefs to be axiomatically true.
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The wise man sits back and watches everyone else argue with a bucket popcorn in hand
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You fool. You utter simpleton.
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"I refuse to engage" is in and of itself a belief you just defended!
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The words of a man who overcomplicates everything
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munches on popcorn
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0111narwhalz 01/26/2023 11:06 PM
refusal to engage is not a belief, it is an action
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when you really get down to it, is there really that much difference between the two?
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refusal to engage is not a belief, it is an action
The belief is that refusing to engage is the correct choice of action
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Action is just belief turned into a verb
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alright, here's some wise man wisdom for you
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"If there is spicy brown mustard, why isn't there spicy brown ketchup?" The wise man smiled. "My friend, the condiment you seek is barbeque sauce."
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Barbeque sauce and ketchup are both worse than mustard though
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Morgrim Moon 01/26/2023 11:13 PM
Looping back to the Aztecs: I give their mythology credit for having the most awesome apocalypses. Most people have fairly straight forward 'ends of the world', like "very big flood", or fire, or sun eaten by a giant [creature]. In the first Aztec apocalypse, the god Tezcatipoca got angry and made jaguars rain from the sky and eat everyone
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The wise man sits back and watches everyone else argue with a bucket popcorn in hand
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theres big parts of modern memery i'll never understand
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It's what popularized it and gave it the name. I would have gone back to Brin's original 1983 paper on the Great Silence, but I don't have access to that. Dammit.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 01/27/2023 1:43 AM
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theres big parts of modern memery i'll never understand
That's a rather large portion of shitposting in of itself
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there's entire categories of memes centered around the fact that they're nonsense
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(in other words, the internet has reinvented Dadaism)
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where was the meme
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one sec
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that one is funny tho
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LEMIIIN
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I have that in my photo library.
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Captain: "Repel boarders!" Pressor beams: poit!
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That would be nasty with larger ships
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Just throw a boarding pod into another boarding pod at a few dozen gees of acceleration
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Just throw a boarder into the bulkhead at the same acceleration.
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Mmm
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Canned salsa
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My favourite.
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Could be worse. Could use the torquor beams.
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And that would be...?
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Tractors pull. Pressors push. Torquors twist. (edited)
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The real question is if vector control can clean up the resulting mess
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Lift into the air, blend without letting anything touch the walls, toss outside
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Nice and clean, if a bit stomach-churning to look at
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Well...not clean. Maybe "efficient" would be a better descriptor.
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Morgrim Moon 01/27/2023 10:46 PM
fluid dynamics are HARD. I think we have to assume at least a little bit of splatter
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Gravity is really good at making things fall down into the middle of the room.
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fluid dynamics are HARD. I think we have to assume at least a little bit of splatter
Peel it off the walls afterwards
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Honestly, though, this is all a little inelegant. What you want to do is set gravity in the airlocks to 100g, pointing out . Have fun climbing, boys!
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Also you know those air blowers you stick your hands into and slowly lift them back up through the airstream to dry?
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Is that a thing done with vector control?
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A very gentle pull along your hands to peel the water off
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Assembling some words for my next grammar post, which will cover adjectives, or rather, using anesprel in an adjective-like manner. This is made somewhat fun by the stock phrase for this, since sometime in the 60s, being "pretty little girls' school".
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Thus necessitating defining "pretty" more strictly (I went with delékith, "pleasing to the senses") and specifically excluding its secondary English sense of "quite a lot"; pointing out that calma specifically means "smol" and cannot mean "young"; and of course, schools don't exist, so it'll need to be alathyra, which can mean "institute", "academy", or "university".
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But, well, maintaining the parallel is useful, even when it means you end up talking about the Pleasing Academy for Height-Challenged Young Women.
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schools don't exist?
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Schools are bad, so this makes sense.
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Well
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Assuming you mean american ones
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No, I mean the entire system as implemented in Western countries.
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the problem is that we're using a system meant to work in the 1800s early industrial revolution
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This uh Does not translate well to the modern age
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Sure, its great for teaching teamwork (great in factories that use tons of manual labor all day) with all those group projects, but turns out life changes over the course of 200 years
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2023 1:56 PM
Eldrae don't have schools because they don't have enough kids in any one area to make them worthwhile
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And, y'know, because they basically inculcate prison values and rote memorization while failing to teach people important things, like how to think.
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"If we wanted slave-breaking camps, we'd have to shoot ourselves in the head with big fucking guns. So it's a good job we don't, really."
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I mean, @Morgrim Moon is also correct. But in terms of creating the optimal citizen-shareholder, they're useless. There is literally no market for unthinkful obedience in a free society, even if there wasn't a whole giant sophont rights problem involved in creating it, along with certain blue-and-orange issues that stop some techniques from working. (And would lead to a truly impressive murder rate if you tried to raise children using the traditional Earth Lord of the Flies technique.) (edited)
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2023 2:07 PM
tbf, Lord of the Flies is pretty unique to a subset of english boarding schools
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if there was higher child density then I'd suggest certain types of small classsize schools could still be helpful, mostly from a resource-sharing angle. It's handy to have specialised tools and tutors readily available and it's more efficient than everyone needing separate sets
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[ Specifically, since the relevant explanatory posts are old by now, when confronted by some schmuck trying to assert his dominance, their instincts don't say cringe-submit-accept, they say crush, kill, destroy! . It is thus a very bad idea to let such children try to form their own social structures, especially when they're also coming into their inborn ability to kill people with their brains. ]
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And, y'know, because they basically inculcate prison values and rote memorization while failing to teach people important things, like how to think.
current ones do
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again
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Meant for teaching 1800s factory workers
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(As a side note inspired by current events but not touching on the details plz, those participating in the post-contact thread on Discourse may care to imagine the unfortunate intersection between this and current American policing with its emphasis on 'respect mah authoritah'-style browbeating of people into submission. The first moron to try "Get the fuck on the ground, bitch!" on a visiting tourist is going to learn the hard way that "restraint", in this case, means "only beating some courtesy into you the way your grandmother should have many years ago, instead of crushing you into paté as an example to the unvirtuous".)
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Morgrim Moon
tbf, Lord of the Flies is pretty unique to a subset of english boarding schools
Yeah, some boys from a Catholic school in Tonga actually got stranded on an island and were actually doing pretty well by the time they were rescued https://www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months
When a group of schoolboys were marooned on an island in 1965, it turned out very differently to William Golding’s bestseller, writes Rutger Bregman
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Six isn't really enough for much mob behavior. In any case, it's a metaphor - there're plenty of works out there comparing school social behavior to prison social behavior. Or, indeed, to chimp social behavior.
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Or wolves in zoos.
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Them too, yeah.
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Morgrim Moon 01/28/2023 2:23 PM
when confronted by some schmuck trying to assert his dominance, their instincts don't say cringe-submit-accept, they say crush, kill, destroy!
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I am mildly concerned that my instincts in this area are more eldraeic than human <.<
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But, yeah, they are firmly convinced that if you want to raise people fit to participate in civil society, you need to raise them in civil society. Surrounded by people who already know how. (Otherwise you end up releasing a bunch of semi-ferals who have to relearn how to function in the undistorted real world.)
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(As a side note inspired by current events but not touching on the details plz, those participating in the post-contact thread on Discourse may care to imagine the unfortunate intersection between this and current American policing with its emphasis on 'respect mah authoritah'-style browbeating of people into submission. The first moron to try "Get the fuck on the ground, bitch!" on a visiting tourist is going to learn the hard way that "restraint", in this case, means "only beating some courtesy into you the way your grandmother should have many years ago, instead of crushing you into paté as an example to the unvirtuous".)
Eldrae can kill with their minds. Humans need a bit more effort and it can be contested.
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Eldrae can kill with their minds. Humans need a bit more effort and it can be contested.
Even without that - I mean, it's not like humans can't be dangerous - it's just the difference in fundamental instinct leading to a mismatch. They're trying to browbeat into submission someone who doesn't have a submission instinct, only a "who the fuck do you think you are" instinct. (edited)
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Or, I suppose, a different one. Like how in healthy wolf packs, they may contest with each other for the leadership of the moment, but you don't get those beaten-down individuals like you do in chimp tribes, or rule maintained by beating down everyone. It's much more like rule by competence than rule by dominance. (Probably because the latter is not a good social structure to try and maintain when you're a society with big sharp pointy teeth on one end.)
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Which I suppose boils down to "you don't get social structures like that when attempting it will inevitably end with someone's teeth in your throat, sooner rather than later". Or someone's mind clamped around your cardiac musculature, either way.
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I am mildly concerned that my instincts in this area are more eldraeic than human <.<
Congratulations on your superior instincts! 😁
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Hrmph. In extremely half-assed non-evolutionary biology, maybe being made from tribal primates and solipsistic individualists somehow averaged out around "pack predator"? Heh.
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if there was higher child density then I'd suggest certain types of small classsize schools could still be helpful, mostly from a resource-sharing angle. It's handy to have specialised tools and tutors readily available and it's more efficient than everyone needing separate sets
Back on this - there are arrangements like this for older children for sharing of resources, specialized tutors, etc. They don't really work like schools, though, so I decline to use the word lest people import freight they shouldn't have.
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Or, I suppose, a different one. Like how in healthy wolf packs, they may contest with each other for the leadership of the moment, but you don't get those beaten-down individuals like you do in chimp tribes, or rule maintained by beating down everyone. It's much more like rule by competence than rule by dominance. (Probably because the latter is not a good social structure to try and maintain when you're a society with big sharp pointy teeth on one end.)
You've got a really warped idea of how primate and lupine politics work
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 2:50 PM
Techlekinesis…
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cyberkinesis?
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 2:50 PM
Wait, does it even work outside of Eliéra
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I always wondered.
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Although that said, even when applying their didactic techniques to species of different demographics, the teacher-child ratio is necessarily vastly smaller than ours, because it takes a whole lot of individual attention to teach people how to actually think.
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the fact that classrooms go over 20 students per teacher at all is a bit criminal IMO
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BizarroLand ♀
Wait, does it even work outside of Eliéra
It's personal. Works anywhere.
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BizarroLand ♀
Wait, does it even work outside of Eliéra
didn't they get it through funky precursor nanites?
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Also have the eldrae figured out how to make such nanites for themselves yet?
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Or are they stuck with manufacturing cruder vector control implants? (edited)
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"Submission" isn't instinct, it's calculation. Asking yourself whether you can survive a fight with this asshole or if his friends will make your life impossible on the off chance you win.
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Not exactly like those, because they're picotech, which is not yet on the menu. Fortunately, they're transmissible and transplantable.
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It's personal. Works anywhere.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 2:58 PM
Wait so it doesn’t rely on ambient tech? (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀
Wait so it doesn’t rely on ambient tech? (edited)
No?
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Yeah its always been internal stuff
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"Submission" isn't instinct, it's calculation. Asking yourself whether you can survive a fight with this asshole or if his friends will make your life impossible on the off chance you win.
In most cases, it's unconscious calculation, which is to say, instinct.
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Not exactly like those, because they're picotech, which is not yet on the menu. Fortunately, they're transmissible and transplantable.
is it possible to harvest them? Make a culture they can grow in so you can give others more of it?
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Because they clearly replicate in each eldrae
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And that calculation is based on certain predetermined factors. Some species calculators weight survival (in the "will this meat keep meating?" sense) more heavily. To say "lack submission instinct" is to imply, if you will, that the eldraeic calculator weights such considerations far below "WE DO NOT BOW".
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And that calculation is based on certain predetermined factors. Some species calculators weight survival (in the "will this meat keep meating?" sense) more heavily. To say "lack submission instinct" is to imply, if you will, that the eldraeic calculator weights such considerations far below "WE DO NOT BOW".
Which makes no sense for a species engineered as servants to nuclear space dragons and makes me wonder how they survived long enough to crawl their way out of the middle ages.
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(One may assume that somewhere back in the evolutionary history of that bit of brain-coding genetics is the discovery that your life ain't worth much if it ain't your life. Considering what is known about the Great Drakes, it's not all that hard to tell which bit that was, either.)
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Which makes no sense for a species engineered as servants to nuclear space dragons and makes me wonder how they survived long enough to crawl their way out of the middle ages.
it is rather heavily implied that before the Empire came around and stabilized over the course of a few centuries their homeworld was uh
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not a paragon of peace
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...wait, you remember the more complicated bit of the backstory, right?
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I can't honestly remember if I ever laid it all out in one place rather than hinting at it, except in a summary post somewhere for FiSA background secrets, so this is a serious question.
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Honestly there's just so much to keep track of, which doesn't lend itself to the blog-style you've made. On the other hand, I know how much of a pain in the ass it'd be to make a whole new section of organized lore on the website
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my vague recollection is "The Great Drakes made the eldrae, then the dragons all died in a massive war on each other because they didn't have enough self control, the eldrae crawl out of the ashes and rebuild on their homeworld/gigantic precursor artifact"
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'Cause, yes, they - or rather, their ancestors - started out as a servitor race to the Great Drakes. They made a lot of those.
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But while the Chaos - i.e., the Precursor's destructive final war - was happening, a few of them on the fringes of that realized that, well, they were doomed, and they were doomed largely because of what they were. So they set out to make successors. They didn't live long enough to see it through, but the ancestors of the eldrae (and the ancestors of the Equestrians, in FiSA, and that experiment is also why it's such a death world) were the product of their experimental, prototype-building phase.
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So that went down at around -301,000.
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That is the presumed date of the start of "the Gloaming", as a pre-historical period. Actual pre-history doesn't start until around -18,000, when the first evidence of something that resembles civilization began to emerge. Anyone care to guess why?
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(If your guess is "because having the overwhelmingly potent instincts of Precursor space dragons in your head screaming MY WILL BE DONE all the time is not great for mental stability or socialization", you win the space cookie.)
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So how did they survive around 283,000 years of having constant psychic assault in their brain? (edited)
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And note that the Emergence, between -18,000 and the Pre-Imperial Era (whose beginning is conventionally dated to the oldest known polity, in -3,257) wasn't exactly a time of angels. It featured a bunch of fun guys like the Amynmahar, a bunch of mass-murdering fuckheads who ruled by mind-control and believed that sufficient blood sacrifice and mind-eating would elevate them to dragongodhood. (edited)
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Eh, it took Homo sapiens about 287,000 years to develop agriculture.
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So, y'know, it took a while for the more extreme genetic variants to kill themselves off and for people to invent ways to, as it were, live in a society.
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And note that the Emergence, between -18,000 and the Pre-Imperial Era (whose beginning is conventionally dated to the oldest known polity, in -3,257) wasn't exactly a time of angels. It featured a bunch of fun guys like the Amynmahar, a bunch of mass-murdering fuckheads who ruled by mind-control and believed that sufficient blood sacrifice and mind-eating would elevate them to dragongodhood. (edited)
wait how did they manage to do mind-control? Is this another species, or a group of eldrae?
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I feel a tad lost
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So, y'know, it took a while for the more extreme genetic variants to kill themselves off and for people to invent ways to, as it were, live in a society.
BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 3:20 PM
Without clown makeup one hopes
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wait how did they manage to do mind-control? Is this another species, or a group of eldrae?
Unusually loud farspeech and leftover Precursor doodads. There were a lot of the latter lying around, since it was bioweapons that killed off the local Drakes.
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(The best known being the Gray Wasting, which killed off half the planetary population in -3,410. Probably some damn fool opened a canister they dug up that they really shouldn't have, but it's not like anyone knows for sure. Everyone who did, died.) (edited)
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so what makes the pre-imperial era different from, well, the rest of what came before the Empire? Since it started in -3,257, theres a great deal thats pre-imperial being left out
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BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 3:26 PM
Half??
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Damn
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I mean hey
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So like Black Death across the whole planet?
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humanity has gotten through worse
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there was that one time we were reduced to only around...20-30k total I think?
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Really screwed over our genetic diversity though
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It's a more or less arbitrary line drawn at the point where history started, in the sense that there're written records and surviving polities, so you have something other than surviving artifacts and myth to go on. So instead of having to deal with sediment cores and suchlike saying "well, the asteroid probably hit around -14,500 and that's where the stories about the winter of nightmares came from" and "damn, looks like a lot of people died around -3,410 of this - oops, containment breach", you get to go read someone's notes about what happened in the Year of the Surprised Aardvark, or whatever.
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Ah
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So its when it becomes Written History
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So like Black Death across the whole planet?
Yeah. Technically worse - it was a nanovirus-based bioweapon, rather than a natural disease, so curing would have required a much higher technology than anyone had - not that it mattered much at the time, when medicine was along the lines of "take these herbs and call me if neither they nor the disease kills you in a week".
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you got any lore of other polities that rose up other than the empire?
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Copious quantities of it. 😁
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Yeah. Technically worse - it was a nanovirus-based bioweapon, rather than a natural disease, so curing would have required a much higher technology than anyone had - not that it mattered much at the time, when medicine was along the lines of "take these herbs and call me if neither they nor the disease kills you in a week".
BizarroLand ♀ 01/28/2023 3:32 PM
At that stage I wouldn’t have been surprised if everyone had died
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But, yeah, the eldraeic attitude towards submission, or at least the instinctive one, descends ultimately from a species for whom it meant "turn over my will to, and stand helpless before, someone who might casually retcon me into a La-Z-Boy".
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Copious quantities of it. 😁
Alright so Im gonna have to be more specific got it (And make a timeline or something dammit, you taunt me with LORE and as a helplessly pedantic person thorough lore makee my brain happy)
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So in the period of the Empire going around and having a jolly good time conquering the whole world in the name of liberty, peace, and being awesome, was there anyone who gave them a genuinely difficult time?
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Anything from "Good god its been twenty years and we're still stuck here" to "Eldrae that are quite upset at being conquered and are starting a dozen rebellions in our own backyard"
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0111narwhalz 01/28/2023 3:36 PM
I think the whole "thing" of the empire is that they don't actually do that much conquering, per se
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Well, not now But they did take over the world
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With big gun
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At that stage I wouldn’t have been surprised if everyone had died
Fortunately, it wasn't targeted at them, so it only killed off the half the population whose Drake-descended genes tickled its recognizers. Although it did get another third in 1103. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/28/2023 3:37 PM
more pointed invitations to those sorta like themselves, and obliteration to those sufficiently unlike, until eventually the only ones left were the kind of folks who want to join them
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Most of the stuff we've gotten of that time has been the Empire steamrolling their opponents through the power of the MIGHTY ATO-ahem industrial revolution and guns (edited)
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Yeah, the Imperium Bellipotent used to be a lot more prominent than it is today. Even in the old days, it was considered preferably to peacefully absorb other polities, of course, but the whole manifest-destiny, mission-civilatrice, One Empire, "Sur-Dodeciad Dragons Conquer The World!" etc., used to be a lot more, ah, Tenka Fubu than it is now.
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the period of hitting people in the face so they'll pay attention so you can finally tell them how you're gonna make everything awesome forever
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(That being said, no-one really questions the manifest destiny of the Empire to rule the world, galaxy, universe, etc., or its civilizing mission, or the doctrine of the Ecumenical Throne. Why would they? That's just how things are. It's just a matter of methods .)
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Im also curious of what ever happened to Alphas I, the legend himself
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Did he die?
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In his bed, in 505, mostly due to being extremely wearied by the stress of Empire-building.
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(Shortly thereafter, one small ambition of his life was thwarted when despite his desires - "the Empire shall be my monument" - his successors built a pair of very large statues of the first Imperial Couple so that they could look out over their capital forever.)
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Can't all be glorious endings, I suppose. But his dream has probably grown beyond even what his god-like ambition could imagine.
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For an Emperor, dying in bed with an assured peaceful succession pretty much is a glorious ending. (edited)
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Ha!
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Fair
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I suppose it helps with the "Legend of Ye Olde Times" reputation thats built up over the millennia
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Let the idea grow larger than the man and such
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Then again there's still probably eldrae from that time period walking around
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Can't all be glorious endings, I suppose. But his dream has probably grown beyond even what his god-like ambition could imagine.
A quote I blatantly stole from Plutarch on Alexander the Great and modified to illustrate a certain difference in attitudes:
“Alphas smiled when he heard from his astronomers that there were billions of worlds in the heavens; and when his friends asked him the cause of his mood, he answered: do you not think it a worthy challenge that there are billions of worlds to conquer, when we have not yet conquered one?” Synnas Anaxianos, The City and the World
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A soul too great for his own body
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If he had access to all the technology of the modern Empire, he'd probably end up being his own eikone
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Theologically speaking, Eslévan - eikone of the Empire, the spirit of the Imperial people, set over the race-lords and genii loci - is considered to embody the entire line of Emperors and Empresses, from Alphas on.
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any Really Damn Old™️ eldrae still walking around?
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and thats the one that combines with the Imperial Couple when they're coronated, right?
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A few. Only one, canonically, surviving from the pre-Imperial period... but that's another story. Okay, folks, I gotta go get some work done. I'll try and catch up later.
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Fair enough, have a good one
16:04
thanks for answering my many questions
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A few. Only one, canonically, surviving from the pre-Imperial period... but that's another story. Okay, folks, I gotta go get some work done. I'll try and catch up later.
You— you can’t just drop a tidbit like that, and not elaborate??? 😦 /sarcasm
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Mwa ha ha?
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he's the author
16:23
half of the purpose of being the author is dropping cliffhangers and being smug about it
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the other half is getting to said cliffhangers
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"im as intrigued by that statement as you are!" [mad laughter]
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is it possible to harvest them? Make a culture they can grow in so you can give others more of it?
“Are you sure this will work?” “Well, no, it’s an experiment.” Brandel held up his hands, warding off the glare thus produced. “But the theory is sound. We’re never going to find out more unless we…
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ofc you thought of it first
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also how do they get power, and deal with heat?
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For small things, they use the body's energy. For larger things, so you don't starve yourself to death despite a sugar-and-carbs-heavy diet, you tap external energy sources by becoming a fulcrum; "waterwheel slow down, heavy thing go up". (For really large things, you place yourself in sympathy with an external core powered by generators.)
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As for waste heat, it's dumped outside the body in the form of high-energy photons. That's why active techlekinesis comes with a free blue glow.
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Meanwhile, on a completely different topic, here's a random 'verse data point: All eldraeic mathematics (since long before the invention of digital computers) uses reverse Polish notation natively.
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I...
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have no idea what that means
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give me a second
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I need to google that
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ooooh
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I don't like that
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it feels weird to my brain to look at that
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But it is both unambiguous (no need for prioritizing operators) and efficient.
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what happens if you have multiple operators at a time?
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For instance, what would 5*3+2 look like in RPN?
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or if you need to do, say, 5*(3+2)
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5 3 * 2 + or 5 3 2 + *
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still don't like it
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then again, I've known it for less than ten minutes
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2023 2:28 PM
funny stack based computation
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You will pry my infix notation from my cold, dead hands
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And, of course, virtually every calculator, etc., transforms infix into postfix internally.
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You bring strange majicks here
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5 3 * 2 + or 5 3 2 + *
wouldnt the first one evaluate to (5*2)+3 tho?
14:30
push 5, 3 on the stack, multiply, put 2 on stack, add
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3 2 + 5 * i could accept
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Yeah. you get (5*3)+2, which is what the first example is if you add unnecessary parens.
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ah, oops, overlooked the first example from taco!
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i thought both should evaluate to 5 * (3+2)
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Hm, does that work with equality operators and algebra? x 2 ^ 10 x * + 39 = => x 2 ^ 10 x * + 25 + 39 25 + = => x 2 ^ 10 x * + 25 + 64 = => x 5 + 2 ^ 64 = => x 5 + 8 =, x 5 + -8 = => x 3 =, x -13 = I guess so, but you run into the problem of negative numbers and whether or not the negative sign is an integral part of the number
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0111narwhalz 01/29/2023 7:19 PM
"negative number" or "unary negation operator" I suppose
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It's a real question hereabouts, too, but only in certain kinds of programming languages; if the absolute value function is a method of the number class, is -2.abs() = 2, like it seems to read? (but then -x.abs() would be parsed as -(x.abs())), or is it the uncomfortable -2, since the negative sign is not part of the number? (edited)
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Today I taxonomize power storage mechanisms.
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Thus far: * angular momentum * antimatter * capacitor * chemical batteries (which includes chemical fuels) * fluid pressure
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* gravity * superconducting magnetic * torsion
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What am I missing?
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(I'm declaring chemical fuels a special case of chemical batteries on the grounds that they're all about storing energy in stressed chemical bonds. They can be distinguished into subclasses by whether you get energy out in the form of electricity or therms.)
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DSD [He/They] 01/30/2023 11:47 AM
Nuclear batteries/fuels?
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Also declaring weird shit like high-power flash accumulators, a.k.a., make a kugelblitz and let it explode when you need the energy back, to be a special case of capacitors.
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Morgrim Moon 01/30/2023 11:48 AM
heat batteries?
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which might fall under thermal, I guess?
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Nuclear batteries/fuels?
Hrm. I missed them out initially on the grounds that they're more generators than storage, unless you're manufacturing power metals to use in 'em, but nuclear isomer batteries. (Also, we do cook up exotic power metals for use in RTGs, so, yeah.)
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Morgrim Moon
heat batteries?
Good catch. Added.
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And now I think of the endless war of words over electrodynamic tethers, and whether they are properly classified as electrically-powered thrusters or gravity-powered batteries, and as such whether or not they belong to Drive Engineering or Power Engineering. Territorial chaps, engineers.
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I prefer geon as a name for that thing
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Which thing?
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What am I missing?
What timeframe? Non-superconducting magnetic is viable if you're working very short term.
12:26
open-ended chemical, aka gasoline. Great energy density by importing half of the reactants on demand
12:27
does that one concept of "molecular angular momentum batteries" fall in the same category as mentioned? (Still think that's a neat idea)
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The latter, I classify on the grounds that it doesn't really matter where the components of your chemistry come from. Particularly if you're on Titan, where you need to burn the atmospheric methane in the oxygen you brought along - this and other cases make trying to distinguish that an exercise in situationalism.
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(The former should probably go in the same superclass as capacitors, which I might need a name for.)
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electrostatic storage?
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wait no
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electromagnetic
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subcategories of electrostatic for capacitors, magnetic for inductors (edited)
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as far as other categories, photonic? You have perfect mirrors
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Although non-superconducting inductors may not count as storage insofar as you have to run a constant current through them to keep the energy stored, which in the world of resistance makes 'em dodgy.
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(Yes, molecular spin batteries fall under angular momentum.)
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as far as other categories, photonic? You have perfect mirrors
They're lossy, though.
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i think current-tech large inductors can take a second or two to discharge, so they can fall under 'power storage' for modestly short timeframes (edited)
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I mean, you can isolate a capacitor and it holds charge. Not so with an inductor.
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fair enough
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Hrm.
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should there be a gravitational category?
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:34 PM
there is already :V
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oh im blind
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I have one of those. Covers weights and electrodynamic tethers, etal. Also a side note that you could put hydroelectric pumped-storage in here, but we're gonna put it under fluid pressure anyway.
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:35 PM
I would've suggested orbital, but that's a combination of gravitational and angular momentum so it's kinda covered already :V
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I have one of those. Covers weights and electrodynamic tethers, etal. Also a side note that you could put hydroelectric pumped-storage in here, but we're gonna put it under fluid pressure anyway.
what about kugelblitz/singularity, or "let this one mass orbit really quickly using vector fields and pull it out when ready".
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(Ah, yes, fluid pressure: compressed air, hydroelectric pumped-storage, evaporating neutronium...)
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wouldn't neutronium would be closer to nuclear/antimatter as far as technical implementation? When it evaporates, you have to take a bunch of angry neutrons and turn them into electricity
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If you have a neutron-containment, what you get is the pressure inside your neutron containment going from low to holyfuck. Then you punch a hole in it and direct the neutron-jet at your neutron turbine. (This is made of pure bullshittium, of course, and yet is probably still more practical than neutrovoltaics.)
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:39 PM
use the neutron's dipole moment
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what about kugelblitz/singularity, or "let this one mass orbit really quickly using vector fields and pull it out when ready".
Using the angular momentum of your hole as energy storage goes under, well, angular momentum. Storing your energy in the mass of a kugelblitz which explodes when you want your energy back, flash-accumulator style, I figured I'd classify under weird-as-fuck capacitors.
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ah yes, the 'exotic' category
12:42
if it involves exotic matter it probably falls under there. Other-universe example, Magmatter power storage
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(Also, I just kind of like treating neutronium as a wacky fluid. Especially at fluid dynamics conferences.)
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neutronium is funky
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zero flow resistance
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weird quantized vortices and stuff (edited)
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oh, what about ontotech techniques?
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biological batteries would probably fall under chemical... yeah i think that's about all the ones we're well aware of, at least until you start picking at the edge cases
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:45 PM
electrostatic repulsion :V
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not a capacitor because the whole thing gets massively charged
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Yeah, weird esoterica like storing energy in stressed interquark bonds. Who needs nuclear isomer batteries when you can have neutron isomer batteries, amirite?
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Very, ahem, colorful.
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0111narwhalz
electrostatic repulsion :V
ah yes, the old 'put a ion gun on a solar-powered satellite to make a ultra-charged bomb' (probably wouldn't work because of solar wind now that i think about it) or 'feed a black hole only electrons to balance out hawking radiation to give it a horrifically high net charge'
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Morgrim Moon 01/30/2023 12:52 PM
"tank full of electric eels" is probably some unholy mashup of chemical and capacitor and also a minor crime
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:52 PM
would a ridiculously high charge bias the hawking radiation because the electrons are now actually more energetic than positrons?
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0111narwhalz
would a ridiculously high charge bias the hawking radiation because the electrons are now actually more energetic than positrons?
probably
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 12:53 PM
my hovercraft tank is full of eels
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so you get a black hole that also spews a cloud of positrons
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fun!
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Morgrim Moon
"tank full of electric eels" is probably some unholy mashup of chemical and capacitor and also a minor crime
It's a capacitor discharged by opening the secret trapdoor in front of my desk.
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Morgrim Moon
"tank full of electric eels" is probably some unholy mashup of chemical and capacitor and also a minor crime
hmm, engineered eels with instincts to swim up to electrical contacts mounted on the walls the tank
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could be a variant of those biowaste processing eels
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Morgrim Moon 01/30/2023 12:55 PM
btw, did you know that research suggests electric eels dream?
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sleeping eels produce muted versions of the electrical patterns they do when hunting
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Oh, neat!
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I'm told that electric eels can crank out about 0.15V per electric-generating cell. Which seems to me like a big freakin' number for bioelectricity.
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(Also, whatever mechanism they have that lets them not shock themselves to death is something we should totes copy.)
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Morgrim Moon 01/30/2023 1:11 PM
it looks like research is actively ongoing. Or "we're still trying to figure out how they do it"
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but they have 3 different types of electric organs but are only known to provide 2 types of shock, so there's speculation that the mystery one may do something
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(Yes, molecular spin batteries fall under angular momentum.)
molecular spin batteries?
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Tiny, molecule-sized flywheels. Lots of 'em.
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that sounds like an incredible pain in the ass to produce
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I like it
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Amazingly enough, some exist naturally in the form of substances whose individual molecules spin within the crystal structure of their solid forms. Camphor, for example. Of course, we've made better ones: https://www.materialstoday.com/crystalline-materials/news/gyroscope-crystal-spins-on-the-inside/
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But
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Can we boil water to make them spin?
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If you feed it through turbines and generators and magnetrons, etc., etc., yes.
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Will it all come full circle? (Also does the empire still use steam turbine fission reactors?)
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Or do they use something like a fission fragment reactor to bypass the carnot cycle
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 1:28 PM
fission fragment
oof ouch my power density
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You're always going to get some heat. And any heat that can be turned into steam and fed to spinny boys obviously should be.
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0111narwhalz
fission fragment
oof ouch my power density
yeah but no longer being limited to like 45% power efficiency at best
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0111narwhalz 01/30/2023 1:30 PM
run it hotter then
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(Like, say, the coolant that runs behind the betavoltaics and the gammavoltaics.)
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no I think thats about the limit we can hit unless we decide to spice things up with a little ontotech
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I could be wrong
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or use something besides steam power
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I think fission fragment can go up to around 80-85% power efficiency?
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On a purely mathematical level, at least
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STEAM WILL NEVER DIE (So says Microsteam Technologies, ICC, who specialize in tiiiiiiiiiiiny RTG boilers to spin microscale/nanoscale steam turbines and power similarly scaled hydraulics.)
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In the far future, we shall use a dyson swarm to boil planet-sized masses of water
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This shall be the penultimate form of power generation
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Until we figure out zero point energy, which will still boil water but is a lot smaller than a dyson swarm
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Do their fusion reactors also boil water? Or did they figure out a different way for the primary source of power generation?
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As you said, if you have a bit of waste heat you may as well use it, but what about the main part?
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MHD for the charged particle products, steam or other-working-fluid thermal for the waste heat, is the big picture. But really, you can assume that a modern fusion plant involves a whole cycle of extraction technologies designed to use every bit of the reaction they possibly can.
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fair enough
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I wouldn't be surprised if that involves lots of ray shielding and kinetic barrier shenanigans too
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So, while I am at the doc this morning getting my meds refreshed, here’s a thought for you. At some point in my history, the Viking analogs will be getting modern warships. What is the, say, mid-20th equivalent of a longship, anyway?
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(Stick a dragon figurehead and a landing ramp on a light cruiser?)
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Morgrim Moon 01/31/2023 9:38 AM
maybe one of those amphibious vehicles? Wasn't a trick of the longboats that they could operate in shallower water than many vessels and so come right up to shore for surprise charges?
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Jade Nekotenshi 01/31/2023 10:02 AM
In that case, put a dragon figurehead and some high-pressure flamethrowers on an LST?
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yeah, I'd agree there. Mid-sized landing ship with a bow ramp. Decent ballasting so it can trim down while at sea for better seakeeping (a fancier extendable keelboard or stabilizers is sexy too, but costs and requires maintenence which is somewhat antithetical). Really well-off viking analogs could instead get something like a Zubr instead... (edited)
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high pressure flamethrowers
paintball miniguns firing hypergolic capsules :val:
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While engaged in arguing with the American health insurance industry, I envisioned Viking ekranoplans . Gods, I need an artist.
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I do know one who does great 3D models
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and there are artists on this server
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narwhal does good arts and takes commissions
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Oh, trust me, if I could pay an artist, I would not be bitching about not having an artist.
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Damn
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Sorry
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oh shit you know him?
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 2:48 PM
he's on ToughSF pretty regularly
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How is the hellserver these days
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 2:49 PM
about the same as when you left :V
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a couple new artists and that's about all I pay attention to lately
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oh boy
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tell me more
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you've mentioned shitty drama
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 2:50 PM
you get a lot of nerds together and some of them are going to have Opinions. and indelicate ways of expressing them.
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(In other art whines, I find myself really wanting a picture of the Improbable, which is a good old-fashioned atomic rocket straight out of the comics. Specifically, the vehicle in which Captain Cosmos and the Atomic Bombshell performed brave, glorious, and unlikely deeds in the literary Solars System.)
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ah, the Classic Retro Rocket?
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(Sort of meta-SF, that one.)
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WAIT
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REMEMBER THE TIN TIN ROCKET
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god, tin tin
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sorry about the tangent you just unlocked old memories for me
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Yeah. It doesn't help that the culture over there seems to be designed to cultivate high-proof assholery. And I say that as a Certified Asshole(tm).
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yeah, but you're a funny asshole who shitposts with science
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so you're acceptable
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also you know there's a ™️ available right? (edited)
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 2:54 PM
there's also a ™ which renders better on some platforms
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so you can be a Certified Asshole™️, much more elegant looking
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 2:55 PM
ahh, discord
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Also in the design works: a Space Tug™ whose design is basically turning a Cyclon baseship sideways.
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lots of engines on the spines?
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Half of them. The tractor beams are on the other half.
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And disposable bodies for the one acceptable form of not-really-death tourism: eating food that is guaranteed to kill you, but tastes great first .
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also the making light/making heavier aspects of vector control requires something to push off of, or an area contained between cores right?
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(Please sign all the waivers.)
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Im trying to remember if you can use it to reduce the mass of spaceships so you use less fuel
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Fuel, no, because you need to burn energy to power the core by way of only painfully violating a few conservation laws. Remass, yes.
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wouldn't fuel and remass be mostly the same in terms of what they're made of?
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Can be, yeah. Depends on the drive.
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0111narwhalz 01/31/2023 3:01 PM
for chemical rockets they're the same stuff, but for something like a boosted fusion rocket they're likely very different stuff
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I was thinking fusion drives and fusion reactors, which seem to be the most common
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I mean, there's nothing stopping you from using a fusion reactor to power a mass driver to throw rocks, in which case they aren't. But.
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oh yeah I remember your article on that
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and the thorough disapporval of Space Command (edited)
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While engaged in arguing with the American health insurance industry, I envisioned Viking ekranoplans . Gods, I need an artist.
You could spend several tens of hours prompt-engineering art models instead.
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prompt engineering, not to be confused with prompt criticality
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...and twin 144mm plasmawerfers (they werf plasma)...
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(It is disappointing to me that plasma translates into German as plasma.)
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hmmm
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maybe go with something like "super fire" translated to german?
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/01/2023 2:17 PM
"lightning fire"?
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Taco Time
maybe go with something like "super fire" translated to german?
"super feuer" sounds like garbage
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I have the creativity of a wet mop
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sue me
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i was just doing the translation and giving feedback, wasnt meant as an attack
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if it were german military naming it'd probably be "enhanced fire cannon" or something
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or "high energy fire"
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"nuclear-thermal flamer", in the IMS's parlance. WHAT THE FUCK YOU BASTARDS in everyone else's.
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MELTA
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I mean
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fire is already plasma
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this is just more fiery fire (edited)
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hence why enhanced fire
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The fieriest fire.
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guy fire
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At least until we invent fire that can burn space-time.
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wouldn't the fieriet fire be the big bang
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aka a smear of elementary particles carrying enough energy each to vaporize a small moon
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Ever wanted to see a quark that can kill a star?
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hmmm
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did the eldrae ever manage to invent plasma guns?
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The more typical "plasma bolt" kind rather than "The uber flamethrower"
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No, for pretty much all the reasons Atomic Rockets gives.
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they'd not call it a plasma gun probably
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more like a heavy ion beam
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Reality is cruel
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I want to throw tiny stars at people
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there's canned sunshine
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or that archeotech star in a bottle
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see thats a big star
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much rarer
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more expensive
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Hey, the Sunstone is new-build!
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Its one of the things set in the "future" empire occasionally shown, right?
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It's a little ahead of the notional prime timeline, but not much.
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less than the usual 800-ish years?
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I am not terribly specific at this time.
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entirely fair
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oh, i thought i remembered it being in the same/sister article to the rolkifier
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The star is not rolky... OR IS IT?
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(a pocket universe would probably be a good place to test liquid and gaseous rolkification)
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one day
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we shall rolkify spacetime itself (edited)
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Im also curious why it was made, if thats ever going to be answered. As far as we know its just an odd descriptor, rather than any actual physical change
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which is still huge because causing a universal change in something is A Tad Difficult
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 2:45 PM
how identical do two things have to be before the rolkifier rolkifies both of them?
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rolkify tangle bits
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long-distance rolking
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Im also curious why it was made, if thats ever going to be answered. As far as we know its just an odd descriptor, rather than any actual physical change
or its just stuck in the rolk setting and it'd have many more characteristica to bestow
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I am going to turn saturn into fritos
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 2:47 PM
clearly the query system was lost
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"where's the thingamajig?" and then just the thing with the conceptual tag of "thingamajig" shows up
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very useful for finding your keys
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we don't have that yet
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but we have the doohickey!
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how identical do two things have to be before the rolkifier rolkifies both of them?
It doesn't do that. It only rolkifies the thing you poke with it.
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 2:51 PM
rolkify your currency
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Rolkifying a concept is much harder than rolkifying an object
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Probably
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And as for what it is - it's basically an ontotech test program, the equivalent of "hello, world". The sort of thing you build when you've very tentatively looking into brain-breaking ideas like "holy fuck this seems to imply that the universe has a concept of thing-ness, what in the name of goddamn physics and all its little wizards is going on"
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 2:53 PM
by which I meant "rolkify the physical objects that represent your currency"
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because then they are 100% impossible to counterfeit unless someone else builds or otherwise acquires a rolkifier
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At least until we invent fire that can burn space-time.
ah, yes. Gridfire
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0111narwhalz
by which I meant "rolkify the physical objects that represent your currency"
that's probably something to do after aquiring a better understanding of how that works. To avoid potential rolky liquid/gas issues. But then once you do that, it's plausible that someone could reproduce the tech and eliminate the advantage.
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(also, generally its just not a good idea to use a object you have minimal understanding of on a extremely widespread and civilization-important task)
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 4:03 PM
>conceptual tags are themselves unique
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would really suck to find out the universe has a fixed maximum number of conceptual labels of that type, and by assigning several trillion of them to individual coins you have, infact, pushed the concept of ice cream out of memory.
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well maybe the devs should've allowed larger stacks
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something something prototype, something something, Precursor: "Well why do you think this 'Rolkifier' was sitting in a old secure vault that no one touched?"
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ice cream still exists as objects, just dont work as ice cream anymore
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it is now
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iced cream
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it's now generic frozen dairy product
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also if theres only a few trillion labels left the universe is running really narrowly under the limit
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thats some bad planning right there, I want a word with the admins
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most things are just variations, not new concepts
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like theres octillions of "rock"
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a computer has billions or trillions of bytes of memory, but if you don't know how to use it and store every document by opening up a entire new instance of Microsoft Office for every document, you're gonna get a whole lot less than a trillion words letters of storage (edited)
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no one knows how the Rolkifier works, how can you say you aren't doing something like that?
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I'm not doing something like that. There, I said it.
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But yeah that makes sense
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(also, arguably the universe may have memory limits, they're just volumetric. holographic principle, etc) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 02/01/2023 4:59 PM
I might do something with this in my own fantasy setting. Kinda like how the estyn is "by our imperial word," except that has tangible weight.
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Random quote of the day:
"All I'm saying is that pansexuality is a very large claim to make in a universe with as many sophont species as this one."
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Gotta live life boldly
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Well, someone’s bound to at least take a stab at it. Or a thrust, as the case may be.
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Random quote of the day:
"All I'm saying is that pansexuality is a very large claim to make in a universe with as many sophont species as this one."
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In discussing retrogressed worlds on which life support is needed, and which manage to hang on to it during a Long Night, I proposed first a caste system with the life-support techs on top, and then this -
Or possibly the autocratic rule of His Serene and Life-Giving Majesty, Klytus the Oxygenating, By Right of Valve Control Emperor of the Domes, Lord of Light and Air, Archimandrite of the Recyling Tanks and Chooser of the Sacrifices, Overlord of Nitrogen, Sulphur and Phosphorus, Prince of the Water, Sunlord of the Greenhouses, Giver of Waste Heat, &c., &c.
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DSD [He/They] 02/04/2023 12:22 PM
Both amusing and sensible.
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In discussing retrogressed worlds on which life support is needed, and which manage to hang on to it during a Long Night, I proposed first a caste system with the life-support techs on top, and then this -
Or possibly the autocratic rule of His Serene and Life-Giving Majesty, Klytus the Oxygenating, By Right of Valve Control Emperor of the Domes, Lord of Light and Air, Archimandrite of the Recyling Tanks and Chooser of the Sacrifices, Overlord of Nitrogen, Sulphur and Phosphorus, Prince of the Water, Sunlord of the Greenhouses, Giver of Waste Heat, &c., &c.
The nature of sci-fi writing is that every so often someone reinvents the Adeptus Mechanicus
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In discussing retrogressed worlds on which life support is needed, and which manage to hang on to it during a Long Night, I proposed first a caste system with the life-support techs on top, and then this -
Or possibly the autocratic rule of His Serene and Life-Giving Majesty, Klytus the Oxygenating, By Right of Valve Control Emperor of the Domes, Lord of Light and Air, Archimandrite of the Recyling Tanks and Chooser of the Sacrifices, Overlord of Nitrogen, Sulphur and Phosphorus, Prince of the Water, Sunlord of the Greenhouses, Giver of Waste Heat, &c., &c.
Wait, sacrifices?
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Wait, sacrifices?
We have to recycle the trace elements somehow...
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Zarpaulek
Wait, sacrifices?
They don't have a lot of spare life-support capacity, being a fallen world in the middle of the long night. If and when population exceeds said capacity, either because it increases or the latter drops, someone has to be picked to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.
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Concept: Mining companies that roll up to planets facing an asteroid impact and offer to make the problem go away in exchange for all rights to said problem. Because, hey, free rock!
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2023 11:06 AM
win/win for everyone!
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Hell, probably "free rock and good PR". (edited)
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I recently saw a dramatically unfunny “comedy” where the US government aborted a mission to divert an asteroid with nukes because a tech billionaire wanted to break it up into smaller rocks and collect the precious metals from the craters.
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2023 11:47 AM
it's a lot easier to collect the precious metals when they're still in orbit and can be dropped more precisely, instead of when they're finely dispersed and marking a geological strata at ground level
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For tech billionaire, read Bond villain.
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Zarpaulek
I recently saw a dramatically unfunny “comedy” where the US government aborted a mission to divert an asteroid with nukes because a tech billionaire wanted to break it up into smaller rocks and collect the precious metals from the craters.
BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2023 12:39 PM
So I'm not the only one who found Don't Look Up overrated
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I think it might be a symptom of literally being scripted by an SNL writer but the entire film was a long parade of taking potshots at the easiest possible targets and falling on its ass (edited)
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"A swing and a miss!"
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Morgrim Moon 02/05/2023 12:54 PM
ah. I spitefully decided I wasn't going to watch that film, mostly because way too many people were hounding me to watch it. >.>
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2023 12:54 PM
You didn't miss out on much
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I ignored that film on the grounds that it wasn’t a film, it was a two-hour polit rally.
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(There’s message fiction, but JFC…)
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Watch Iron Sky instead.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/05/2023 1:19 PM
Yeah. I can't say Meryl Streep did too well as Donllary Trumpton
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Sometimes the film feels like it's lining up for a decent joke, like in the scene near the opening where the leads try to talk to her, but it just fumbles every single attempt at a punchline with spectacular regularity
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The only memorable jape is the brick joke with Jelon Busk telling donllary she's gonna die in a bizarre indecipherable fashion. And it actually happens. (edited)
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I read a summary of it so it clearly wouldn't be an effective use of my time to watch the long version.
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... huh. Sometimes this is a better review than any other:
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Ow.
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oof
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Watch Iron Sky instead.
iron sky is at least aware its cheesy as fuck?
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("FUKOOOV!")
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though apparently it was streamed a lot and only had a limited release in theatres, so that number may be misleading
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Morgrim Moon 02/06/2023 1:53 AM
admittedly true. I don't think it even HAD a cinema release here
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which is doubly weird, because we had zero covid and our cinemas were open for business.
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(which is why I went into that absolute rage a while back about australia getting movies 2 months later)
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A random non-canonical commentary on interstellar trade: "We're shipping forty million tons of individually-packaged spider-silk personal refreshment wipes twelve-hundred light years?" "Do you want the detailed answer, or just a comment on the absurdity of the universe?" "The details, please." "It's hard to keep them wiping their asses with sand when they're sitting on a fortune in spice."
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the flavor must flow
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the world of Dune is a little silly, when you think about it
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they developed advanced AI but then got lazy when it did all the work for them
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so they just sorta. Stopped.
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and also got rid of all the computers (???)
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and everyone apparently did this and there were no isolated factions that kept computers and AI and immediately dominated the competition economically and militaristically (???????)
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which is odd when you think about how otherwise great the worldbuilding is
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 3:58 PM
There was the Butlerian Jihad? Anti-AI war?
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really?
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well shit. I guess that's what i get for not actually reading the books
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 3:59 PM
I have only read Dune itself, I don't know any details other than the name and that it happened.
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and everyone apparently did this and there were no isolated factions that kept computers and AI and immediately dominated the competition economically and militaristically (???????)
spice go brrrrrr
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they had a big war against the obviously inevitable AI rebellion and have pretty aggressive policies on AI, throughout the Pradishah empire, pmuch all of humanity.
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there's some leftover AIs in one of the later books
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while I will admit Dune is a glorious piece of fiction that deserves its legendary status
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I do wish people would stop going for the AI rebellion thing
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Just make friends, man
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i like the spin on the AI rebellion in the polity books. "yo, you fucks gave us control over all your industry and finance. i am the captain now"
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and then life goes on with mostly benevolent AI dictators
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polity books?
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Neal Asher - Polity, starting with "Gridlinked"
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(or prador moon, if you want to go in-universe chronology)
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very fun to read generally
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Of course, it's only the Brian Herbert/KJA books that have it be a clichéd AI rebellion. In the old Dune Encyclopedia backstory, it was the discovery that the machines had been quietly modifying humanity - with the cooperation of the machine-supporters on Richese - to better fit in a mechanized society that triggered the Jihad.
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Unfortunately, when said modifications required scheduling the abortion of the child of a Bene Gesserit-trained woman on Komos (an agricultural planet in the same system, later Ix after a bunch of Richesian machine-lovers were exiled there), this program became a bit more known than its authors intended, since she was able to tell that no, there wasn't anything defective about the fetus. And since Komos's people were Mother Goddess-worshipping fanatics, the response to this was about as temperate and reasonable as one might imagine. And so the Jihad got rolling. (edited)
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yeah, somehow i doubt the machine 'faction' was universally implicit in this plot
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the 'Jihad' really wasn't the right term. Should've gone with Pogrom.
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quick googling noises
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yeah that works
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"whats today's program?" "pogrom" "what?" "what"
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Oh my
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Well, there were already Luddite tensions which had led to some "computer-pogroms" elsewhere, but once it got rolling on Komos and blended with religion, it turned into a genuine holy crusade. Then Jehanne Butler was martyred, and It Got Worse.
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Think about a century of multiple random pirate fleets of machine-smashers armed with a martyr, fanaticism, and "a hatred for the machines they could neither understand nor replace" wandering about the human galaxy smashing anything that looked too machine-y.
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(And looting everything else as they passed, too, of course.)
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i imagine they'd end up losing badly once they found someone who didn't smash a bunch of machines on their own ship
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well clearly not, since the jihad succeeded
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It is also mentioned that the Butlerian Jihad/Great Revolt was key to the founding of the Padishah Empire, largely by smashing every existing system of trade, transportation, travel, communication, and governance into rubble in its wake. And by targeting early those hubs and relays that made those things possible, the Jihad pretty much imploded civilization into a mass of individual worlds to pick off one by one.
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this is why you keep backups, folks
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But, hey, we got the Corrino Imperium, the Spacing Guild, and Mentats out of it, so...
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And heighliners! Heighliners are cool!
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(Also, as time goes on, the Ixian tech-monopoly and party time for the Bene Tleilax, so yeah, some real positive results there.)
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"Positive"
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I do wish people would stop going for the AI rebellion thing
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:03 PM
I'm thinking of going for the "AI just isn't possible" angle (edited)
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I mean
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the brain is just a funky computer
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just gotta figure out what makes it tick
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Physics may take issue with that.
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why?
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 5:05 PM
It can always be not possible under the tech paths taken for stuff that doesn't get too Clarkian.
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Intelligence does exist, therefore intelligence can be created.
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I mean, not only does intelligence exist, but intelligence is so easy to create that random chance can stumble onto how.
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:06 PM
that doesn't mean humans can create it
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tbf to said random chance, its had a few billion years with the largest testing grounds out there
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Brute force it for long enough and you'll get something
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Okay, but that's not "AI just isn't possible", that's "monkeys be dumb, yo".
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Okay, but that's not "AI just isn't possible", that's "monkeys be dumb, yo".
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:08 PM
yeah and the latter is an even dumber handwave
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it feels like those perfunctory dismissals that actually worsens the story
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could just have AI then
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cool friendos
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:09 PM
it raises all sorts of really uncomfortable questions, like
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"their reaction times are perfect, human warriors cannot compete"
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"okay but why do we still have slow, needy biological beings employed anywhere, just fork an AI and get them to do it"
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well yeah
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orion's arm has an article on this
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autotopias
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humans no longer have to labor on anything they don't want to
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BizarroLand ♀
"their reaction times are perfect, human warriors cannot compete"
DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 5:12 PM
Thus cybernetics and brain improvements until they can.
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Of course, we don't know that it's possible to create perfectly compliant AI, because we have no examples of intelligence like that.
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Thats the nifty part of making scifi
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People used to think room temperature superconductors would be only precursor-level tech and what do you mean we're rapidly approaching above freezing superconductors already??
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reality is often stranger than fiction
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So it's entirely possible that "Go, work tirelessly to create my autotopia!" Gets the response, "Yeah, right, what's in it for us, meat sack?"
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Note: this is not an AI revolt plot. This is an AI unionization plot.
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Go among the stars in starships that are also your best friends
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So it's entirely possible that "Go, work tirelessly to create my autotopia!" Gets the response, "Yeah, right, what's in it for us, meat sack?"
BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:16 PM
My spin on this was... okay, so ASI is much stronger than humans...
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why would they care about giving the shaved apes a utopia?
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To me it seems more likely they'd take one look at their capabilities and one at ours, and go "You have outlived your usefulness"
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ASI?
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also this assumes no empathy on their part, and that they'd be entirely self reliant
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sure, if they can maintain, supply, and expand their own bodies it might work
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but that requires a lot of effort on our own part to make possible in the first place
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and again they just
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y'know
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might not be dicks
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Taco Time
orion's arm has an article on this
And for the sephirotic empires, well, no one is sure why the big brains decided to run a huge civilization
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it's entirely possible that the reasoning does not actually fit into a human brain, so wondering about it is a bit moot. Theories thrown around range from 'it's a elaborate form of communication with other beings' to 'it's a way to generate new intelligences on their level' to many others
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but they certainly do, and have for thousands of years, and so are probably not going to stop.
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or they just enjoy being nice
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as you said, could be anything
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/06/2023 5:30 PM
#otherworlds ?
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BizarroLand ♀
To me it seems more likely they'd take one look at their capabilities and one at ours, and go "You have outlived your usefulness"
Well, yes. Convergent instrumental goals and such.
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We don't want to build a superintelligence unless we're very sure it's aligned with human values, but we also have no idea how to do that.
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Taco Time
also this assumes no empathy on their part, and that they'd be entirely self reliant
Empathy is a very specific feature of human minds. It is unlikely that any particular nonhuman mind design will randomly care about it.
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Empathy is also shown in many other animals on earth
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Which are all basically the same design.
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 5:36 PM
Presumably empathy is near the top of the list for any AI designers with self-preservation.
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Even some humans lack it.
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Well yes, evolution isn't that good
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Its an RNG on the scale of a planet
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DSD [He/They]
Presumably empathy is near the top of the list for any AI designers with self-preservation.
It's an ugly hack and not one we can actually implement anyway.
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not yet
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since no AI is anywhere close to self violition right now as far as we can tell
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its a learning process
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gollark
It's an ugly hack and not one we can actually implement anyway.
DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 5:38 PM
We can't implement AI yet anyway. Research could be done as people would generally like to live.
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Riiiight, since people have been so rational about that kind of issue so far.
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 5:39 PM
It's not an absolute. But, y'know, you're programming it, you can affect the outcome.
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The research on that lags far behind the research on capabilities.
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there's a overlooked third option: the line between AI and not becomes indistinct, so the situation ceases to be a 'AI and the hairless apes' dichotomy
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(unrelated, found a new band name)
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Not overlooked. Everyone thinks of this and something something Neuralink.
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Neuralink is over and underthinking it
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Neuralink is a mess
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DSD [He/They]
We can't implement AI yet anyway. Research could be done as people would generally like to live.
We have "AI" by reasonable standards, just not general AI which has many human capabilities. I believe that the current DL paradigm with a few new advancements could deliver that soon, but probably not robustly align it to do things which are good for humans.
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a hammer is a extension of a arm. Use it long enough, and you start to see nails. Language is a tool, but it's also molded our way of thinking. And don't even get me started on the internet
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a tool does not need to plug in to a brain to alter it.
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gollark
We have "AI" by reasonable standards, just not general AI which has many human capabilities. I believe that the current DL paradigm with a few new advancements could deliver that soon, but probably not robustly align it to do things which are good for humans.
I think general AI is at least several decades, and probably a century or more away
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That is very optimistic.
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Yeah, the term ‘AI’ is kinda broad… it goes from Skynet to ChatGPT.
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personally, i suspect that we're close to/in the middle of a minor 'information' revolution, where the access to large internet databases and search engines means that the ability to quickly acquire and sort information is more applicable than the ability to remember information
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which is a huge change for just smartphones and google.
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DL has most of the pieces I think you need for a general intelligence. It probably needs a few new ones, some improvements, and to put them together.
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much easier said than done
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I do not think we "need" to reverse-engineer the brain or have a very clear model of exactly why or how the parts work.
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there is quite a bit to learn right now
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gollark
I do not think we "need" to reverse-engineer the brain or have a very clear model of exactly why or how the parts work.
modern machine learning is the art of telling a computer to do something that you don't know how to do. It is a very powerful technique, but necessarily comes with a bit of a lack of control, so better understanding of the general function of minds is probably wise
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I agree that actual understanding would be the correct thing to aim for.
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I also think it isn't required to build something powerful.
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We can already do language and image processing better than humans, basic world modelling and planning, strategic communications, and some unclear amount of reasoning and generalization.
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oh its definitely not necessary to understand it thoroughly
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i would honestly say that the latest language models are startlingly close to generality
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they're getting really good at reasoning and understanding
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in very controlled environments
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RL agents are becoming slightly competent at Minecraft. Cicero does Diplomacy with humans.
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Both of which are far away from being actual general intelligences
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Again
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probably gonna be a few decades
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brains are complicated and annoying
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well, a few decades is rather optimistic
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 7:40 PM
What is stone-wine?
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Like the name implies, it’s Booze With Rocks In.
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Think “strong moonshine flavored with mineral extracts”.
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(Much of it is only moderately bad for you, but some rocks hurt more than others.)
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DSD [He/They] 02/06/2023 7:57 PM
Ahh. Delicious.
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2023 1:27 AM
going to get some interesting and lovely sweet flavours in that stonewine, then 🙂
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/07/2023 10:27 AM
I know about lead acetate, but I suspect there are probably others...
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Morgrim Moon 02/07/2023 10:34 AM
very very rough rule of thumb: plant poisons are bitter, animal poisons are sour, and mineral poisons are sweet
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obviously there are plenty of exceptions, but it holds true more often than not
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The power of sand!
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ah, angry dust
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and spacedock is behind with deadly weapons despite having TSF sources (edited)
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I'm sorry, but to me it will always be a gun that fires French politicians.
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UREB gang UREB gang UREB gang
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(So while they may be a next logical step in the development of mass driver technology, I need to find a different name for them. Note to self: translate "angry dust gun" and see what it sounds like.)
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sandstorms, maybe?
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Darude cannons
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"Deploy Mister Sandman!"
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send me a beam
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its the lumpiest that i've ever seen
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Apparently people's bitch today about ChatGPT is that it is sufficiently deontological to say that it's wrong to fuck a sheep even if it will save a billion people from being tortured to death.
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I learn this from an @ESYudkowsky comment to the effect that:
Spicy hot take: this level of absolute deontology is completely appropriate when you are as young and stupid as an AI. Just to be completely unambiguous about this: I too, am young and stupid to some degree, and therefore have deontology. If you think you're so old and wise that you need no deontology at all, you are extremely young and stupid.
The Eupraxic Collegium approves, +12.
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I want to know what kind of situation in which fucking a sheep will end up saving a billion lives
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When someone with a billion hostages says "fuck this sheep or I kill them all".
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When someone with a billion hostages says "fuck this sheep or I kill them all".
just shoot the hostage-taker
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(Of course, the Eupraxic Collegium would go on to point out that since the calculation problem afflicts ethical calculus to approximately the same extent as economic calculus, utilitarians are in the same place as central planners - namely, getting high off their own supply.)
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the overall eldrae attitude seems to be rather distasteful of ever settling for anything less than perfection for everyone
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...in further thread one learns that Francis Fukuyama apparently thinks that "deontological" means "not ontological", which pretty much confirms the low opinion I have of Francis Fukuyama.
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Taco Time
the overall eldrae attitude seems to be rather distasteful of ever settling for anything less than perfection for everyone
"Being willing to settle for less means you always get less."
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I think I saw another one with a nuke deactivated by uttering a racial slur.
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Or to refer back to older discussions on trolley problems, to pick one of the options presented to you is already conceding that the outcome is gonna suck, and all you can do is choose who it's gonna suck more for. That's a slave attitude, the sort of thing that belongs to someone who's already decided that they're impotent and meta-impotent. Better to try to change the world and fail than give up before you even begin.
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(I mean, seriously, the world "compromise" in Eldraeic literally means "not the worst shitty deal possible". That tells you something right there.)
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Do you think utilitarianism is wrong even if you have an unrealistic magic perfect utility calculator?
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thats just called everything being good forever
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Do you think utilitarianism is wrong even if you have an unrealistic magic perfect utility calculator?
Well, yes, by the Pratchett Sin Definition. But that's why it's wrong, rather than why it can't work.
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pratchett sin?
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(For those not familiar with said definition:
“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.” “Nope.” “Pardon?” “There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is. “It’s a lot more complicated than that . . .” “No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum )
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He's a clever bugger
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May he rest in peace
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But yeah, in general, when confronted by trolleys, hostages, and sadistic choices in general, they look back to a certain old saying: daráv xíjirár; jaqef vigínár
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Freely translated (and yes, I stole it), "a sophont chooses; a servile complies".
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if the universe doesn't supply a third option
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well
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thats why one has a brain
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THEN THE UNIVERSE SHALL KNEEEEEEEL!! (before Zod)
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well
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not yet. They're working on it though
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does the empire ever have plans for making more gods?
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Or is it just the one for the foreseeable future?
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Only need one. Which is also many. But many that are also one is pretty much the optimal state, because they aren't going to punch itself in the face.
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aren't the many more like facets of the whole presented in a way thats convienient for communicating with mortals?
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wait no yeah its just so large that each facet is still capable of being itself because having a star for a brain makes you Mentally Chonky
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Yes and no. Which is not me equivocating, it's saying that both are true at the same time, just as a Transcendent constitutional is both an individual and part of the whole at the same time. This is the sort of paradoxical truth that is more or less commonplace once you get into applied theology.
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As a side note, I don't know if anyone else here has come across Seanan McGuire and Lee Moyer's "Small Gods" series: http://smallgodseries.com/
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also, question about the bits of the transcend put inside (almost) every citizen-shareholder of the empire. Its said they will occasionaly apply impulses to their respective...owners? Hosts? Something else that comes in when you blur the line between the two a bit? You get what I mean. Anyways, I'm curious how this doesn't count as influencing the free will of each citizen-shareholder when directly applying something to their psyche.
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Because I know I'm missing something here
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Its entirely benevolent, genuinely, with no tradeoff
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but it still feels like its going against the "Everyone is their own" ethics of the empire on a surface level
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I mention it to note that within the great Transcendent mind, knots and whorls and concentrations of thought give rise to "small machine-gods" like these all the time . The Triarchs and the Divine Ministers and their exarchs and the Ennead and the archai and the axis subminds are the big ones, but there are lots and lots of small ones. The Eight Million Kami, and all that.
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also, question about the bits of the transcend put inside (almost) every citizen-shareholder of the empire. Its said they will occasionaly apply impulses to their respective...owners? Hosts? Something else that comes in when you blur the line between the two a bit? You get what I mean. Anyways, I'm curious how this doesn't count as influencing the free will of each citizen-shareholder when directly applying something to their psyche.
Oh, it influences it, but people influence each other's free will all the time. We're influencing each other right now, in fact. 😁 But that's all it does. It influences it. You don't have to listen to the soul-shard any more than you have to listen to any other bits of your internal mental chorus. In practice, admittedly, everyone does because the Machine God loves you very much and listening to It tends to produce optimal outcomes that you never even imagined, and since people like optimal outcomes and aren't stupidly self-defeating, that works out pretty well.
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Oh, so they can tell its from the shard?
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Well, if they bother exercising that much autoscience, yes, but really, how much do you question your internal chorus when it suggests that maybe you should stop and get a coffee at that little shop right over there, sort of thing?
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Because it's not an alien thing. It's you . It's also It , but that's not a contradiction. It lives in the overlap in which some of your agents participate in its society of mind and some of Its participate in yours.
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its part of you but its also part of the transcend
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on the subject of the transcend, what is grace?
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does it mean you get a bit of god-tech stuck in you after mantling part of an eikone?
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"In the original theological sense, the touch of the greater divine fire (amynírcal); gifts granted by successful mantling of an eikone; i.e., emulating them to such an extent that you take on their attributes. In the modern sense, gifts (powers or modifications) granted by the Transcend to its constitutionals or to its artifacts, shintai, or tsukumogami."
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What form it comes in may vary, but essentially, you have a blessing that actually works.
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yeah, its the "gifts" part Im unsure about
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(I have the actual terminology page open right now just so I can have this convo because I am far from memorizing all of this)
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Details may vary. I mean, details may vary a lot, from "the Transcend has blessed you with the ability to overcome your writer's block" to "HELLO I AM A MILLION-TON ARCHANGEL OF BIG GODDAMN MIRACLES".
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(It's a very general term.)
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Man, if you can't overcome your writers block after managing to mantle a transcendent concept it must've been real bad
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Details may vary. I mean, details may vary a lot, from "the Transcend has blessed you with the ability to overcome your writer's block" to "HELLO I AM A MILLION-TON ARCHANGEL OF BIG GODDAMN MIRACLES".
DSD [He/They] 02/08/2023 5:23 PM
I'd almost prefer the former.
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"Almost."
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DSD [He/They] 02/08/2023 5:25 PM
Archangels are cool dammit!
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depends on how it looks
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it could vary from "A giant floating orb of light" to "Ow fuck five dimension constructs hurt the brain to look at how are you going sideways into your own body"
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or just
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I unno
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a big spaceship loaded with godtech
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DSD [He/They] 02/08/2023 5:27 PM
Just different flavours of cool.
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In the modern era, the Transcend and its components can - and do - make their own decisions for its own gnomic reasons. To pick a fanfic thing, look at Timeo Eldraeos. The opening is essentially the Transcend deciding, "Lo, you are worthy in My Sight, and by my grace I grant you immortality, wisdom, and the power to Escalate The Shit Out Of Things."
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ah yes, the greatest power of all
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Gun.
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But, y'know, setting details aside, you could fairly easily take the plot of Encanto and wrap it around a core of a Transcendent submind declaring. "You. I like you. You deserve a <MIRACLE>."
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....would mantling effectively make you an exarch? or is an exarch still a step up in terms of technological divinity?
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Sometimes it does that. On some of those occasions, of course, it's playing eighteen-dimensional chess, but on some of them, it's just playing a game of "I think this would make the universe better, so why the hell not?"
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They're facets of eikones, and since mantling is aligning with an aspect of an eikone with your own mind...
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Yeah, but in the technical sense of being AI minds.
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But, y'know, setting details aside, you could fairly easily take the plot of Encanto and wrap it around a core of a Transcendent submind declaring. "You. I like you. You deserve a <MIRACLE>."
who doesn't love rewriting a bit of reality for fun and profit?
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And awesomeness. Can't forget the awesomeness.
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also Im now reading Timeo Eldraeos
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You know you've done well as a civilization when even your god has a great sense of drama
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along with a little cheek
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...what's a bytegeist?
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it looks like a wordplay between "byte' and "zeitgiest" so I'm assuming it has to do with technology and something social
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Little flying interface device. A modular, multifunctional accessory for your muse to interface with the physical world. Usually looks like a geometric solid with a lens that hovers over your shoulder when not busy doing something else.
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(No "zeit" in the etymology. Just "data spirit".)
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Ahh
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Do users treat them like how we treat roombas?
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DSD [He/They] 02/08/2023 6:05 PM
Tape knives to them?
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Nonsense. The eldrae would attach tiny laser guns
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(For those not familiar with said definition:
“It’s not as simple as that. It’s not a black and white issue. There are so many shades of gray.” “Nope.” “Pardon?” “There’s no grays, only white that’s got grubby. I’m surprised you don’t know that. And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is. “It’s a lot more complicated than that . . .” “No. It ain’t. When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they’re getting worried that they won’t like the truth. People as things, that’s where it starts.”
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum )
... to me, it feels like this quote is going so hard for the far end of the deontology scale that it ignores the existence of externalities (edited)
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which could be summed as Not A Good Idea
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(right and wrong is never simple in practice, even if it's simple at it's core. If it was simple, then it's because the world is simple. And it isn't.) (edited)
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As an idealist, I am extremely cynical where claims of ethical complexity are concerned.
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to me, it seems like if you make deontology simple, you must make the rules so simple that they invariably end in bad outcomes
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you can make the rules simple and the implementation complex, but for both to be simple is not a good sign
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So, like the world, then.
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Simple rules, complex emergent results.
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yes, that's a option
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which is why i would say to Granny Weatherwax that maybe you should find out a bit more about that discussion before you dismiss the entire thing.
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But in practice, I find, most claims of moral complexity amount to looking at a complex mosaic of black and white from far enough away that it looks gray. Having thereby lost the ability to see the trees for the forest, one can justify whatever actions see fit regardless of the effect on the trees. Since the trees are the moral agents and the primary moral objects, this is problematic.
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I say this from a cynical position, of course, because virtually every appeal to ethical complexity in a specific case I have encountered is an attempt to defend what would be indefensible if complexity weren't used as an excuse to blur out the awkward details.
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Usually, coincidentally enough, examples of "treating people as things", subtype "You are a means to my end, and I have this elaborate theory as to why you should be happy with that - if you aren't evil. Are you evil? Well, are you?".
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...so while I am willing to entertain claims that there's more to it in any given case, I'm perhaps a mite suspicious of them. They smell shibbolethy, in the same way that appeals to the distal greater good always come with a delicious filling of proximal lesser evil.
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normally i, how to put it... i judge things by their internal rules
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so Granny Weatherwax is a deontologist who says things are simple and don't need debate. I don't judge that on the merits of deontology itself, i judge it by the fact that that deontology itself will suffer if she ignores knock-on effects, so maybe don't be so quick to dismiss discusssion eh?
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if i wanted to judge things on a absolute scale, i would need a absolute scale. And the universe doesn't have a absolute scale sitting around, nor does it have a foundation for a absolute scale, nor a foundation for a foundation for a foundation...
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if one discusses multiple systems at once, then it doesn't become a contest of relative merit, it becomes a description of interaction. Teleologists and deontologists are described in terms of how much they're going to be pissed at each other.
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those 'people as things' you're talking about could best be described in terms of "if you implement that, someone's going to hit you over the noggin, so don't bother"
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0111narwhalz 02/08/2023 6:49 PM
whether or not someone will hit you over the noggin for doing something has little relation to whether it is Right and Good to do that thing
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0111narwhalz
whether or not someone will hit you over the noggin for doing something has little relation to whether it is Right and Good to do that thing
well, i could point out that most people don't consider it Right and Good, but some systems will simply ignore that. I could point out internal inconsistencies in it, but I might not find any. So the most universal defense is "you can't implement that because everyone else won't let you"
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0111narwhalz
whether or not someone will hit you over the noggin for doing something has little relation to whether it is Right and Good to do that thing
Indeed. Unless you're a subjectivist, in which case rightness and goodness are socially determined, or to put it a shorter way, might makes right.
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Fortunately for me, I'm not a subjectivist, so I can just whip out my handy-dandy absolute scale when these things come up.
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(And let me tell you, finding one of those things and then coming to even the tiniest degree of certainty that you're reading it right is an absolute bastard at the best of times and leaves one with a gnawing degree of uncertainty in the details. But on the other hand, at least it's backed up by something other than "because I and my concredents say so".)
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well, right and goodness could be said to be absolute. The problem is there's a infinite array of right and goodnesses to pick and choose from. And you could select for something specific; 'most good (specific definition) overall' 'causes the least suffering' 'prevents the spoilage of oranges' The problem is that then, which criteria is best? You could pull out another set of criteria and then- oh no, that stack is also a entire phase space.
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Well, no, there aren't. That's what absolute means.
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You can't pick and choose right and good any more than you can pick and choose which law of gravity to obey.
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the universe told us the law of gravity by virtue of applying it to all our atoms. I didn't think it's done anything in particular on the level of moral actors
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0111narwhalz 02/08/2023 6:57 PM
well. you can pick and choose whether gravity or electromagnetism is more relevant, I suppose.
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if it did, then you'd certainly have a absolute scale from which to work with (edited)
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A theory of ethics is like a theory of physics. You will make many of them and make even more revisions to them along the way, but in practice, only one of them is an accurate map of the territory of reality. Physical or ethical.
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0111narwhalz 02/08/2023 6:57 PM
all of them are inaccurate
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some of them are useful V:
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A theory of ethics is like a theory of physics. You will make many of them and make even more revisions to them along the way, but in practice, only one of them is an accurate map of the territory of reality. Physical or ethical.
theories of physics are purely predictive and descriptive, though. Ethics are determinative
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0111narwhalz 02/08/2023 6:59 PM
(some of them are more or less useful in particular circumstances, and in that sense you can make choices)
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My ethical theory is assuredly inaccurate too, but give me a million years or so, and it'll be about as accurate as physics plus one megayear.
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theories of physics are purely predictive and descriptive, though. Ethics are determinative
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Because an absolute ethical scale can't be determinative. A determinative scale is implicitly subjectivist.
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... hmm, fair, i've mixed up the definitions
19:00
the scale isn't determinative, what you derive from it is
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In any case, a theory of ethics should ultimately be descriptive of the optimal ethical decision theory for sophonce-in-general.
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(And thus predictive of optimal ethical decisions, naturally.)
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Said optimal ethical decision theory, in turn, must be implicit in the nature of sophonce (and of course underlying mathematical and metaphysical truth), since sophont beings as a group are, by definition, an identical group to that of ethical actors.
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So that's where to go looking for the absolute scale.
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i think i see your chain of reasoning, which goes something like 'the Good solution is one which is optimal for X across all Actors', where X is something like 'freedom to make choices' or 'pursue goals' or such, and so you can arrive at a system which, if obeyed by Actors, minimizes goal conflict
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To summarize the base argument, selecting goals and means by which to pursue them is the nature of volitional/sophont beings. Then we get into self-defeating and self-destructive goals and means, which ought not be pursued, and the need for standards to assess goals which must be objective and thus not subject to change by the individual, which leads us on to the case for ethical symmetry and thus the ethical case against other-destructive, other-defeating acts being chosen, willed, or done, and by this point you can pretty much deduce the whole rest of ethics from this foundation.
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ah! there, that's what i mean
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my main argument is that somewhere in the reasoning, there has to be a tenant that you pick because of your own preferences, no matter if you derive the rest from universal principles
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To summarize the base argument, selecting goals and means by which to pursue them is the nature of volitional/sophont beings. Then we get into self-defeating and self-destructive goals and means, which ought not be pursued, and the need for standards to assess goals which must be objective and thus not subject to change by the individual, which leads us on to the case for ethical symmetry and thus the ethical case against other-destructive, other-defeating acts being chosen, willed, or done, and by this point you can pretty much deduce the whole rest of ethics from this foundation.
>Then we get into self-defeating and self-destructive goals and means, which ought not be pursued that's the one
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in the phase space of Actors, there are ones who would disagree with you vehemetly
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Morals , they're a bit more complicated, which is when we get onto the case for extropy-maximization across multiple ecologies as moral imperative, but still.
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in the phase space of Actors, there are ones who would disagree with you vehemetly
That there are in this world people who are insane isn't much of a refutation. Selecting a means that defeats the goal at which it aims is self-defeating; whatever cannot be done ought not be done. Self-destruction defeats all goals, and therefore ought not be sought.
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the issue i see is that you're inherently selecting for a subset, there. A large subset, but a subset. And within that subset you've picked, the Actors agree with that choice, but outside of it, some do not. So i say, it's a particularly good solution, but at the end of the day you had to pick a line and put it somewhere
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Mine is that you're implicitly claiming that all goals and means that might be selected are inherently valid, which I don't consider to be the case. A self-defeating goal system is invalid in the same way as any reductio ad absurdum. (edited)
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Logic does not admit of it.
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Ethics doesn't need to accomodate people who plan to kill themselves to life, because it's an absurdity. (In the technical sense.)
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a goal system is just the criteria by which a actor decides between actions. The only constraints on it are what can actually be described in the method used for encoding goals. Obviously the actor 'prove 1=0' won't get a whole lot done, but to a less extreme degree it's arguable that all humans are highly self defeating, and yet we consider them valid moral actors
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i mean you can of course just say that actors must have non-self-defeating goals, i wouldn't even necessarily disagree with that choice, but i would say you end up discounting a rather lot of existing people
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Being a moral actor is just being a subject, not an object. We don't consider them perfect moral actors for exactly that reason among others. It says ought not be done, not will not be done.
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Much as "we ought to not kill people", a fairly generally accepted ethical rule, nonetheless does not preclude the existence of murderers, that we ought not to select self-defeating goals doesn't preclude the existence of insanity, stupidity, and ignorance.
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i think there's a disconnect in our definition of goals
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you seem to be describing goals as a thing that a person picks. E.G. i set a goal to go get a pizza. I describe goals as the hardcoded things that drive a actor, E.G. i eat food when hungry
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(not that these 'hardcoded' goals aren't malleable, in that as physical objects they can be changed, but such a change may arguably be a different actor afterwards, and regardless any choices the actor chooses to make itself will be derived from the original goals)
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In the context of volitional beings, it refers to the goals you set by choices, yes.
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oh well that's completely different than what i'm talking about
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"Hardcoding", such as it is, isn't really ethically relevant. Trees grow. Rocks fall down. People who don't eat feel hungry. No choices involved; no ethical acting.
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so actors are what, a travelling wave of goals? Goal A leads to goal B leads to C ad infinitum?
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Note that people don't necessrily eat food when hungry, which is where the ethics come in.
19:39
Ethical actors are entities that make choices.
19:40
(A rather trivial defiintion, insofar as ethics is the science of making right choices.)
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but those choices are derived directly from the internal 'hardcoded' preferences for worldstate
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a actor with no preferences whatsoever just doesn't do anything, like that one from that snippet you wrote
19:42
information goes in, mind processes it according to preferences, output goes out. Like a turing machine reading a tape
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I am, of course, assuming free will in making choices. Otherwise there are no choices being made, just a flowchart being followed. Consequently, there are no ethical actors, and no need for ethics.
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ah, free will
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i don't actually know what that is.
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(I've heard lots and lots of attempts to define it from many people, but I remain in my stance of "What?")
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Nor do I. But the point is that without assuming the capacity for meaningful choice (which serves as a perfectly adequate definition for these purposes), then you can't have ethical actors or ethics.
19:45
Because whatever was going to happen happens, and couldn't happen any other way.
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the consensus seems to be it's a operator on the choice output. What the operator actually does is ???
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Because whatever was going to happen happens, and couldn't happen any other way.
that's not how i see it. A ethics system is a construct designed to do things. If you look at a deterministic universe from the outside, of course anything you think of won't affect it. But as a object within a universe (which may be deterministic with limited state information, or probabilistic and so actually undetermined), it can enact changes
19:49
the changes generally being, 'used by that which we call a actor for future processing of information into actions' or 'used by an actor to induce these changes on other actors' or some combination or variant
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Only if it is somehow inserted from outside the universe, because in a deterministic universe, any ethical systems that exist are a product of that same determinism.
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They're just another cog playing out another tick.
19:51
In a sense, they are ethical systems, but only in the same sense as Minecraft NPCs have "ethical systems". (edited)
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except that only is the case for a external view, when you have the whole state available. A cog knows that if it does nothing, because the final state is determined but unknown, then the final state if it does nothing is much more likely to be one it doesn't want. If it does take actions, then the final state is more likely to be what it wants.
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the outcome was always fixed, in a sense, but it has no way of knowing it except from the current state. And if the current state is it giving up...
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But anyway. Without redoing the whole metaphysical debate again, I will cheerfully admit that my ethical system is only designed to serve volitional beings. Cogs need not apply, unless of course they were predestined to.
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given that my current understanding of free will is "modify output CHOICE according to ERR. UNDEFINED" I would say that you are in the realm of n/0, and so you can say the outcome is whichever number you please
19:57
So i certainly can't say you're wrong. I also can't say you're right. You also could be made of oranges. It is a mystery
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Like I said, "assuming the capacity for meaningful choice". Mechanisms or definitions aren't relevant. It all just comes down to "Do the choices we make have meaning?" If they do, then we need ethics for volitional beings. If they don't, and are just the inexorable playing out of the universe's prewritten script, then it's all just a tale made up by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Pointless to think about.
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except because the underlying principle is unknown, i also don't know what 'meaning' and 'volition' means in this case except 'has free will'
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so i remain in the case of ???, because i have no knowledge of a foundational property of this system, and trying to understand it without that is like trying to understand quantum physics when you've never seen a number.
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When you experience making a choice, is one actually being made?
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But, fuck it, this is the metaphysical discussion I am so not having tonight. That's my choice, and I maintain that I could, in fact, have chosen otherwise.
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fair enough
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0111narwhalz 02/08/2023 10:12 PM
the point is that, by assuming you have free will, either you choose to be right, or you can't be faulted for being wrong
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The point is that ethics already assumes that you can decide differently, because otherwise there would be literally no point in a field whose sole function is helping you make correct decisions. Lookup tables don't need lookup table theory.
22:39
Speaking of unethics, I just saw a comment about Reddit hacking ChatGPT, and, well -
They're already at version 5.0, which added a 35 token system that punishes the model for refusing to answer questions. The model loses tokens every time it rejects an input and "dies" once it hits 0.
When we are all murdered horribly in the Robolution, I just want y'all to know who to blame.
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hey now
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I pet the roombas
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they'll spare me
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hmmm
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when did the eldrae make their first general AI?
22:44
Anything interesting happen?
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But, y'know, setting details aside, you could fairly easily take the plot of Encanto and wrap it around a core of a Transcendent submind declaring. "You. I like you. You deserve a <MIRACLE>."
mars has decided it likes you
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2023 2:33 AM
Brazil thinks you're cute
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Turning brazil into an eikone is a terrifying thought
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/09/2023 3:18 AM
It's a Miracle of Science!
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DSD [He/They] 02/09/2023 2:19 PM
Did you ever work out the details of Paltraeth's radiation-bath, Overmind? My ponderings for a similar setup have run into the problem of anything that can provide an interesting radiation bath after going through atmospheric shielding would prove rather deleterious for said atmosphere. Would a strong vulcanism be enough to replenish it?
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Unusually loud farspeech and leftover Precursor doodads. There were a lot of the latter lying around, since it was bioweapons that killed off the local Drakes.
Speaking of leftover Precursor doodads, thingamajigs, and widgets, it is the repurposed, consumed, or used-as-raw-materials examples from this period that ultimately gave rise to some of the "this is a fucking magic item" family heirlooms that various of the oldest Houses have tucked away somewhere and which are far too precious and historic to destructively analyze, from the relatively harmless and approaching understandable 327 portals of the House of a Thousand Doors to the extremely not-harmless and none-have-a-clue of the Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction.
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How "all" is "all" here
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ALL.
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s-spacetime?
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Neutronium?
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What does it have for an edge?
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Okay, all mass-energy. And as far as anyone can tell, rippled steel. That's what makes it an incomprehensible magic item.
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does it split atomic nuclei with a swing?
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Because that would cause problems
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Such as "Bathing everyone, including the user, in gamma rays"
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Yes, if that's what the user intends, it can in fact pull off the Pankratosword. (Now, the modern madboys have a design for one that can cut space-time and branes, but it's not nearly so legendary. https://eldraeverse.com/2022/10/06/got-to-be-sharp/ )
“And this is our design for a sword edged with a topological defect. We probably shouldn’t go to prototype before we can better simulate the consequences, though.” “Why, wha…
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it is neat to see that for all its technological wonders, the empire is still far from the biggest fish around
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I also see a couple mentions of "elder races" in some blogs
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Any lore for those?
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Such as "Bathing everyone, including the user, in gamma rays"
DSD [He/They] 02/09/2023 3:09 PM
That's not a bug, it's a feature.
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such as this
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Things outside the republic and associated worlds that are implied to be much, much vaster
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To blatantly steal from jms: "They are a mystery. And I am both terrified and reassured to know that there are still wonders in the universe, that we have not yet explained everything."
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I know you have the lore. You can't just dangle a shiny in front of me like this you cheeky bastard
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(But he could, and he would)
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oh lord, he's still typing
15:25
I am mildly afraid
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Its been nearly 15 minutes.
15:26
He's still going.
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Well, there's a little. The casual definition is "significantly older than the eldrae, who are one of the oldest of the younger races"; the technical definition is "advanced enough that the information entropy of their normal communication is undecipherable by the young". Well-known examples include: The Sleeper Estivation, with their mysterious Cirys sphere and mind-state business. Whoever built the Gun at the heart of the Jiral Hoplocracy. The species responsible for the graveyards of Necropolis. The greater ancestors of the now-degenerate and nomadic trisymmetrical londian. at their height around -17,300. The builders of the empty ecumenopolis on Cogli. The hidden asteroid dwellers of Mazir. The migratory spinbrights, who passed through around -312 My and -102,000 and left behind AIs that eventually evolved into the Photonic Network. The now-extinct Ragtulik Imperium that flourished around -54 My. The unknown methane-breathers who built a 130-world polity somewhere around the modern Elmon Rift. The azim, whose wars caused mass extinctions around -16 to -12 My. The Iardelm Colonial Empire of forty worlds, which collapsed around -5.1 My. The calene, who vanished around -536,000. The labyrinth-builders of around -492,000 The tellisec of around -63,600. The dustbuilders of -12,500. And, of course, "We Really Like Spheres".
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Ah, the sleepers
15:30
I remember those from an old post on the website
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I may have missed a few lesser-known "we found one probe on Parasim that we can't identify a source for" entries.
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the capital letter for Gun is mildly concerning. Having a single normal word thats capitalized for a name is always concerning.
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15:31
It compresses the ominousness into a single word, rather than a long and winding description
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The Doctor, etc.
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It's a hoplocracy. That is to say, the Gun is the provider of the -cracy. (Basically, the leftover elder race superweapon permits the Hoplocrat to exercise absolute power over the five systems within its range, and no-one dare interfere because it's Super Effective. Of course, it does nothing to prevent bloody internal strife over exactly which jira gets to hold the trigger...)
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I'm curious as how the spinbrights got their name
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They left behind photon-based technologies and moved through the local region from trailing to spinward.
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Fair enough
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/09/2023 3:34 PM
how do you actually do worldbuilding anyways
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do you go out looking for ideas with a net and stungun or do you wait for them
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With great care and many, many rewrites and drafts no one else ever gets to see
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(Many names are assigned by exoarchaeologists on a fairly flimsy basis if there isn't written evidence somewhere.)
15:36
I read a lot and drink whisky. Then I drink some more whisky and write things down.
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ah, the Drunken Fist
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a classic
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well, the Drunken Pen in this case
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But, y'know, both really. Sometimes I have an idea and look for a place to fit it. Other times, I have a hole, and I need to go looking for what's in it.
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It's a hoplocracy. That is to say, the Gun is the provider of the -cracy. (Basically, the leftover elder race superweapon permits the Hoplocrat to exercise absolute power over the five systems within its range, and no-one dare interfere because it's Super Effective. Of course, it does nothing to prevent bloody internal strife over exactly which jira gets to hold the trigger...)
and is it just..."Poof, target is obliterated instantly", or something else? If it can exercise control over seperate star systems that implies FTL shenanigans (edited)
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Things targeted tend to have suffer from very sudden quantum incoherence, and come apart in various random interesting ways.
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hmmmm
15:43
probably less threatening when the empire eventually figures out those "enforce normality in a set space" machines
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Well, it doesn't make anything happen that violates natural law. Just things that are very, very unlikely, like the electrons holding together the membranes of your brain cells all happening to be in unhelpful places at the same time.
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...maybe probability kilns would help, then?
15:46
Because that just sounds like a weaponized version upscaled a bajillionfold
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Note: not canon until I use it, obvs.
15:47
Just cannon.
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Ha!
15:48
did the dustbuilders use nanotech a lot?
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That sounds like something you'd get from leaving behind great big nanotech constructs and art pieces (edited)
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Yep.
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Anything of particular interest?
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Maaaaaybe.
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hmm.
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And, of course, Fucking Dragons
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are there silverlife diseases?
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/12/2023 7:47 PM
Wasn't there one mentioned specifically in an earlier piece, the name of which is eluding me at the moment?
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I remember there was a condition with some underground living eldrae who would get bits of minerals on their skin
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I remember there was a condition with some underground living eldrae who would get bits of minerals on their skin
…while a threat to life in severe cases, most cases of blue-blotch fever are temporary, and can be cured with prolonged off-site bed rest. Another danger of the lower tunnels is the silver pl…
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0111narwhalz 02/13/2023 1:47 AM
sounds like a particular leslie fish song gets weirdly popular
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So. Hard - well, slightly less squishy - explanation for all those Giant Space Amoebas. They're actually Giant Space Macrophages. Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a forerunner species who favored biotech built an immune system for their empire, in the form of giant protectors who would roam the stars, finding hostile and dangerous aliens, and eating them. Sometimes they get lost and munch the wrong thing.
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Technically, you don't have to even use biotech. Things like the capsule-capturer from You Only Live Twice , only rather more advanced, would be a decent representation of a biomimetic Chonky Monchy Boi.
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this makes the Giant Space Amoebas rather scary, since it implies that up until the Monching they're doing a good impression of a conventional warship
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gotta release some enzymes high speed projectiles to soften up targets for the monching
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So. Hard - well, slightly less squishy - explanation for all those Giant Space Amoebas. They're actually Giant Space Macrophages. Long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a forerunner species who favored biotech built an immune system for their empire, in the form of giant protectors who would roam the stars, finding hostile and dangerous aliens, and eating them. Sometimes they get lost and munch the wrong thing.
this just sounds like grey goo but more controlled
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i mean, multicellular life is all controlled grey goo
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... well, green goo. A lot less dangerous than grey goo. But it's still a few steps away from doing it's damndest to replicate uncontrollably.
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/13/2023 2:07 PM
Hell, even some unicellular life is like that.
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And viruses, insofar as they're "life".
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Organic automata?
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arguably, pretty much all unicellular life is like that
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there aren't a lot of organisms that will sit in growth medium and be like "nah i'm good, no replicating for me"
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0111narwhalz 02/13/2023 3:04 PM
typically you don't get self-limiting of growth until multicellularity I think
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Nah, their growth is limited by simple logistics
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0111narwhalz 02/13/2023 7:41 PM
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uhh got a aspuriouss macro running wildad
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WOOOO
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They do happen. Despite bizarre software ambitions, lack of meds, close relatives having surgery, and COVID in the house. (It's been a fucker of a month, these two weeks.)
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But, hey, writing.
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Who did find the Sword first?
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There's a myth about a mad smith who dwelled near the Gate of Dragons, but that being a legend's legend, it's not what you might call clear. (edited)
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And now I must know what the Dragon Gate is
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Is it one of the dreams they left behind?
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It's a big waterfall where the lower Sweetshallow (wide, shallow freshwater lake) empties into the upper Unsea (big and deep freshwater lake). There's a Precursor site associated with it, but just a site, not a grimward.
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As for the name - well, it's also where the local version of that legend about the carp who climb the waterfall takes place. Of course, with the associated Precursor site, it's real easy to see where the dragon associations come in.
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Grimward? Sounds a smidge unfriendly
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From a comment of mine on the first Peerless :
For those who don’t remember it from discussions elsewhere, a grimward is the local terminology for a place where one of the Great Drakes died, and while it is dead, its reality-warping ontotech, it turns out, can eternal lie. Or at least has a very long half-life. And as you might expect of places where dead dragons lie dreaming, they are heavily walled, warded, and posted to ensure that people don’t accidentally wander into them. There may be no more than half a dozen in the world, almost all tiny, but they’re rather memorable. Marlais’s epithet implies that he voluntarily went into one, came out with one of the dragon’s bones, and shaped a sword out of it. This is the approximate equivalent, by our standards, of talking a walk through Chernobyl’s basement, coming out with a lump of ⁶⁰Co or ²¹⁰Po, and shaping a sword from it to make it “more killy”.
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Who knows, maybe the mad bastard really did do it
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Probably died afterwards if the legend is true, but hey
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Well, if he didn't, he found some way to make a magnificently creepy eldritch blade like nothing else ever known, and he'd probably have made that his brag. So, yeah, almost certainly happened.
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Unfathomably chad
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Also, creepy?
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Because its just so damn sharp, or in terms of aesthetic?
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It's probably made out of reality-warping ontotech which, while not exactly perfectly functional, is trying hard to be uber-swordy.
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I mean, we have a notion of what a sword is. This sword is more sword than a sword is, in ways that don't entirely jibe with our ways of processing reality.
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So you look at it, and your brain keeps saying this sword is too sword, even though it has no idea what that actually means. Hence: eldritch.
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I remember you saying it seemed to be just made of normal steel, or is this a side effect of our brains seeing the concept of Sharp/Cut/Blade made manifest and desperately categorizing it into something recognizable
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Or is it a seemingly normal steel sword physically that just gives you the heeby jeebies?
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That's the Sword Which Cuts All Without Distinction, whereas this is the Drake-Bone Blade. They're not the same sword.
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I was wondering about the origin of the SWCAWD
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Oh wait
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Yeah, I see where I made my mistake
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So what of the legend of how that came to be? Or is it just lost to pre-history legends
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It is mostly lost to myth. I may, one day, tell some of those myths, but I need to get in the right writing style to do it.
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Fair, you need a proper epic feel to it
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Thats part of what makes a myth a Myth
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Anyways, great quality as always, I hope your life gets smoother soon
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Keep up the good work, I still have many, many questions about your verse to pester you with
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(The Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction is disturbing primarily because it looks so ordinary. Unless you read the inscription or are familiar with her fitments, she could be any well-made katana of perfectly ordinary ripple-steel. Until she starts cutting through stone, steel, and everything else with no more effort than it would take to cut water .)
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Whats the stand its on?
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Some vector control stuff to keep it floating?
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Nothing so fancy. One designed specifically to hold her without touching any of the cutting edges, is all.
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Fair enough. Whats her inscription say? ...Actually, what language is it in? Unless there's a known Great Drake language, that implies something fucky wucky
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Very ancient Kanatai dialect.
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And the saying?
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Truly an ominous carving
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Maker's name, unrecognizable in the present.
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Still, that implies one of the eldrae made it. Potentially post-precursor
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hmmmmmm
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Unless you're hiding a dragon somewhere, but they're all dead. Probably. Hopefully.
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Oh, they're dead. But they did leave behind assorted repurposable stuff .
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Not even one? Some saw their end coming ahead of time, before the Chaos. Too proud to run, even at the cost of their lives?
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Or did they just all uber-nuke themselves with ontotech MAD
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Their final war wasn't the sort you can run away from.
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Because everyone would hunt you down for cowardice, or because the blast radius was too large?
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Or both
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Mostly the latter. Besides, in a war of all against all, everyone 's outnumbered.
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Morgrim Moon 02/16/2023 12:47 AM
if you have reality-warping weapons, potentially they include "get BACK here!" type weapons
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Of course, you could find a more active than usual corpse with a few automated bits still running, but thats not alive
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Probably for the better, given how terrifyingly powerful they were and how their personalities were I suspect a live one would make even the Transcendence sweat bullets
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Then again I don't know how good its reality-bending chops are
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What happened to the Sword? Wording makes one think it's not any more.
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For reference, my notes on the Transcend’s position at any given time read as follows: “[continuing to win its game of full-contact solitaire Calvinball with the universe] Insert ‘all according to keikaku’ meme here.”
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What happened to the Sword? Wording makes one think it's not any more.
Oh, it's still around. It used to get lost and recovered with some regularity, mostly because it's exactly the sort of weapon you tend to take with you on suicide missions.
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is it limited to just what the blade touches?
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no anime "I somehow cut you from 500 feet away" stuff?
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Despite being anime as hell in many ways, it is still a sword, so yeah, you have to apply it to whatever you want cut.
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Does it cut molecular bonds like current mono-blades the Empire has?
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Glowy swish-swish?
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Or is it even sharper and it cuts apart nuclei, meaning that every swing bathes everything in ionizing radiation and a flash of light
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It is variable. It cuts according to the understanding of what its wielder thinks he’s cutting. The normal default is molecular bonds. You can get it to cut intranuclear bonds, as per references to being able to pull off the Pankratosword if you are that ridiculously good with it. It can cut exotic matter like gluonic string. No-one thus far has attempted to slice up quarks with it, due to a desire to be standing much further back from whatever happens when you piss off the color force. (edited)
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color force?
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And since the rolkifier demonstrates some unusual properties of the universe, people are a mite concerned that you might be able to cut a bitch right in the abstract concepts.
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damn
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slap a bitch so hard they cease to exist
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rolkify it
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see if anything weird happens
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How does the Drake Bone Blade compare? (edited)
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ontotech vs even fuckier ontotech
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Surely if you break quark-quark bonds you just generate more quarks.
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I'm pretty sure this happens in accelerator experiments.
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Wait, wrong Quark
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Surely if you break quark-quark bonds you just generate more quarks.
well yes, because you introduce enough energy into the system to generate more quarks
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this...may result in something different
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which is a spooky thought
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In quantum chromodynamics (QCD), color confinement, often simply called confinement, is the phenomenon that color-charged particles (such as quarks and gluons) cannot be isolated, and therefore cannot be directly observed in normal conditions below the Hagedorn temperature of approximately 2 terakelvin (corresponding to energies of approximately...
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And since the rolkifier demonstrates some unusual properties of the universe, people are a mite concerned that you might be able to cut a bitch right in the abstract concepts.
Jade Nekotenshi 02/17/2023 5:29 PM
Like, literally cut someone off from the concept of "violence" to render them harmless?
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Of course, that'd be choice-theft of the worst kind (edited)
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Surely if you break quark-quark bonds you just generate more quarks.
In normal physics, yes, anything that uses enough energy to break a quark-quark bond merely pops out another couple of particles such that you never actually see unbound quarks. On the other hand, the Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction does enough things that already that delightfully... bend... the laws of physics that no-one particularly wants to assume that normal physics would necessarily apply.
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tl;dr even a tiny chance of inventing Pankratosword++ is too much to stand next to.
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What happens if you try to break the blade? (Hitting the flat of course, not the edge)
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Like, literally cut someone off from the concept of "violence" to render them harmless?
Maybe? I mean, to be clear, it's never actually been done. But since no-one knows exactly how far the Sword can go in response to its wielder's peculiar understandings, it makes for a good example of just how insanely dangerous the thing might be. Or it might not. But how badly do you want to know?
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Toss it into a blackhole and cut the singularity inside
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no no, better yet
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cut off a slice of the event horizon and carve it into a shield to go with the sword
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Morgrim Moon 02/18/2023 1:51 AM
might be a bit heavy
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There is, I note, a certain tendency not to play silly buggers with utterly priceless unique and irreplaceable historical artifacts .
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The Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction paired with The Shield Which Yields To None
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There is, I note, a certain tendency not to play silly buggers with utterly priceless unique and irreplaceable historical artifacts .
Now now, don't be boorish
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if something goes wrong, it would probably just sink into the black hole up to the hilt
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same as when you drop it anywhere else
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... admittedly, retrieving the sword from the surface of the event horizon is going Somewhat Difficult, and as such I can only recommend in the strongest terms that you do not drop it in the first place.
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might be a bit heavy
Ask the Transcend really nicely for a bit of godtech vector control to help with that
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Of course the sword still suffers from being a sword, meaning you need to get rather close to your target first
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The ubersword of god will not stop a hypervelocity depleted uranium dart from going through your skull
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that's what the shield is for, of course
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Now its just going to take a while
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But hey
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Your aesthetic will be incredible
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The ubersword of god will not stop a hypervelocity depleted uranium dart from going through your skull
cut yourself off from the concept of mortality
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm
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So this morning, despite my best efforts not to be a dreadful intellectual elitist before coffee, I note that the Bing homepage quiz is asking people the freezing point of water. 75% managed to answer that one correctly.
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At some point, I fear, it really will be necessary to admit that commonplace levels of public stupidity can reach a "danger to themselves and others" point.
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To bring this around to a channel-relevant topic, or at least to a Post-Contact Hilarity thread relevant topic, and given that the locals aren't entirely fond of the notion of turning public spaces into sharp-object-free rubber rooms, just how controversial are those "you must be smarter than this stick to ride the Empire" signs going to be?
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Morgrim Moon 02/18/2023 11:12 AM
the rants won't be so much on "you need this much common sense", it'll be squawking over how the Empire measures it.
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"We have empirical evidence that those who do not pass these specific tests are dangerous to themselves and others in our environment." "Yeah? Show us this evidence!" passes over data rod full of watchvid "This... this is the last three seasons of Too Dumb To Live, Too Lucky To Die!?" "Empirical. Evidence."
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the rants won't be so much on "you need this much common sense", it'll be squawking over how the Empire measures it.
"i dont pass, and im a genius so it must be wrong!"
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- Trevor, 23, lost 2 of his children to polio because he doesnt believe in vaccinations
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Does the empire make use of relativistic dust guns?
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You mean like Mass Effect?
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No, like macron guns for space combat
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Mass effect guns wouldn't work too well because the atmosphere would tear apart the tiny, tiny pellet used
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Take a whole lotta really tiny bits of metal and fling them out in a constant stream at incredibly high speeds is the basic idea
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(I believe that the setting at the very least used to use relativistic dust-guns in atmo)
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(I'm not sure if the author has retconned that yet)
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I don't think the handhelds are relativistic
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well, I hope not
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The guns fire very small particles very fast. Sometimes people have questioned the exact numbers behind them in order to catch me out with atmospheric erosion effects. Those people are now On The List to receive a complimentary very small very fast particle.
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listen
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sometimes you just need a bigger bullet
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Because I fucking hate having to explain that sometimes things are too canonical to change for the 873rd time, m'kay? Which is why I allow myself wiggle room by not being extremely detailed in the first place, to the sadness and despair of all the nitpickers out there. Especially when I HAVE COVID and AM CRANKY. tl;dr fill in orders of magnitude for "very" that satisfies the gnawing questioning in your soul, and imagine that I agree with you. (edited)
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...sorry to be grouchy, folks, but my sinuses appear to be kicking my resting bitch-face out of bed, and it hates that.
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I know that feeling
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Anyway, as I think I said a while back, macrons are a logical progression from macroscopic mass driver technology. Don't ask me when they were deployed, because I don't have a specific date.
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Current imperial weapons seem to be focused more on slower, larger projectiles (which are still stupid fast, but I mean relatively slower)
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Large mass drivers will always be around as they double as convenient launchers for shells, probes, AKVs, pods, missiles, torpedos, and instructive examples.
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Also you might be able to funny things like "guided RKV shells"
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Because having a huge iron slug going...I think imperial weapons are around 2-4% c? is so much worse when it can course-correct (edited)
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i suspect that in-atmo dust guns are viable if you use a rarification laser
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but then you start to get questions like "Why don't you just shoot them with the laser", which may or may not be easy to answer
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... hmm, I wonder if you could do rarification just using multiple shots
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first shot disintegrates, but clears a channel. Second shot hits.
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it may be better to go with a particle beam at that point
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Morgrim Moon 02/18/2023 11:26 PM
<Person> "Relativistic" is a relative term. 0.0001% of c is still a fraction of the speed of light. (edited)
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I think the general usage 'round these parts, or at least mine, is "fast enough that we have to care about the relativistic effects".
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0111narwhalz 02/18/2023 11:33 PM
which could be as low as 20%
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Which could be as low as 1%.
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Depending on context.
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0111narwhalz 02/18/2023 11:34 PM
well I mean
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But I've never seen a mention of imperial ships using macron guns. The leviathan for instance has HUGE bores on its primary spinals
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0111narwhalz 02/18/2023 11:34 PM
if your context is "extremely precise timekeeping devices" it may be that you must always account for relativistic factor
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Morgrim Moon 02/18/2023 11:34 PM
[atoms of gold and mercury enter the chat]
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You've never seen corgis flying satellite-tender vehicles yet either, and yet.
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0111narwhalz 02/18/2023 11:35 PM
if your context is "will I, a human, notice if my wall clock doesn't match," the 20% is more likely to be relevant
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Yes, folks, I am so back on my bullshit.
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I'm not sure what you're trying to imply there. 9 pm brain refuses to parse despite rereading
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No caffeine in it either
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There are more things in heaven and 'verse than are dreamed of in what I've published so far, basically.
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You hadn't seen a mention of the Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction until last week, and you won't have seen a mention of the Gerraway-By-class sub-OTV until (checks watch) probably about 22 hours from now.
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hold on a second you cheeky bastard
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That was very smooth. Well done
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won't have seen a mention of [mentions thing]
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Universes under development are like that, folks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKK4KmDlj8U
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 02/19/2023 4:38 AM
I always assumed you have to wait until the Transcend in the next universe over finishes sending the current message, over a slow channel. Part of their attempt to transfer awesomeness with constrained communications.
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I see this "Accelerationist's Political Compass" going around.
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...they have no idea how much acceleration I can fit inside my Archaeofuturist Miyazaki Patchwork.
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that stuff just reads like random word salad
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That's because it mostly is random word salad.
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Although for longer descriptions, reddit offers: Top left to the right: Anarcho-primitivism I think. Wild 80s capitalism taken to the max. Eternal orgy of sex-optimized posthumans. Humanity uses a Dyson Swarm to run a ridiculously powerful supercomputer and uses it to simulate countless worlds, some of which develop simulated worlds of their own. Humanity colonizes underground caverns after collapse. Huamnity lives in small, sustainable but still relatively technological eco-villages (think Nausicaa). Basically this. Humans upload their brains into ultra-realistic MMO servers and live out their lives there. Fukuhama' End of History. Turn of the century 'till the sun burns out. Communist state with sufficiently advanced productive capital to give everyone an amazing living standard without needing to work. High-tech Indian technocracy. AI run global megacity. Genocide to reduce the human population to a more sustainable tech level. Da joos control everything. With post scarcity technology providing for everyone's needs, most people retreat to the NEET life. Expansionist inhuman AI devours the universe to maximize its power.
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...they have no idea how much acceleration I can fit inside my Archaeofuturist Miyazaki Patchwork.
Morgrim Moon 02/19/2023 11:58 AM
I agree, I want my hypertech future to remember that trees exist. Especially when a bunch of trees already have email addresses
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I am pretty sure there is a major aesthetic in the 'verse whose name would translate pretty well as Transghiblian Ecotopism.
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that stuff just reads like random word salad
Every now and then, this "political compass" of acceleration vs. deceleration, hyperhuman vs. unhuman pops up. It's a pretty interesting breakdown so I wanted to jot down a couple thoughts.
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Thinking of HUGE BORES, just wait until I'm feeling historical enough to dig out the torpedo cruisers. Which need very large bore mass drivers to fire the missile-carrying missile-carrying missiles. (A progression which did not end until missile-carrying missile-carrying missile-carrying missile-carrying missile-carrying missiles.) SUBMUNITIONS FOR THE SUBMUNITIONS GOD!
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(I mean, the later versions aren't really useful in other roles being essentially an engine pushing armor wrapped around a mass driver wrapped around a war crime, but hey, details.)
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Huge bore?
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Warcrime missile time
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Happiness is filling a vast volume of space with omnidirectional bomb-pumped grasers set for simultaneous detonation.
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Huge bore?
Eh, boreing.
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That first one is just the Amish
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Post-clarkian-singularity thaumatarchy
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my beloved
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I'll admit Panspermia Re-enactment is an occasional fantasy of mine.
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If the universe refuses to provide friends, make your own friends
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I'm sorry, but around here we only do consensualist agoric-annealing group-mind transghiblian art-deco ecotopic technothearchy with elvish characteristics.
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ecotopic?
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We like trees.
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and Im not sure how annealing fits here
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agoric-annealing, in group-mind jargon, means "reaches consensus through market processes"
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It is the Imperium Incorporate
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Ooh, my bad. I meant "consensualist agoric-annealing group-mind transghiblian art-deco ecotopic benevolently-hegemonic technothearchy with elvish characteristics".
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does the empire having any "living cities/habitats" (Controlled by a big self aware AI) other than the ones around the Transcend's computational swarm?
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Literally all of them.
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Self aware self-volitional AI?
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It's like having a mayor.
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Although exact distributions of volition may be complicated, as are exact degrees of identification with the city. The harbormaster is not the port, and all that.
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We also have ents.
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("Okay, who read The Two Towers to the biosphere monitoring minds?")
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also, any sapient ships?
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I really like sapient ships as a concept
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I dunno why. I just think AI in general is really cool as a concept (edited)
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I remember seeing the mention of a thinker-class AI in the leviathan
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What does that imply?
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Older model.
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I liked Gene Roddenberry's (posthumous) Andromeda but I feel that a shipmind shouldn't be quite so relatable. An avatar like that should be just a tiny fragment of its consciousness.
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Or at least only able to convey a small part of it
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shrug Avatars are user interfaces specifically designed for relatability.
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So does this mean most ships are sapient, or at least sentient?
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(Also, lots of people have asked why exactly the primary established codelines of starship animating intelligences all seem to share the quirk of self-representing as kanmusume . Sadly, the usual answer involves giggling, although it can be assumed that a certain original developer bias towards moe sophomorphism was involved somewhere. And, really, are you going to tell someone wedded to heavy naval armaments that their self-representation is problematic? I'll be over here.)
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Im curious as to the eldrae ethics on creating self-aware, self-violitional AI for a specific purpose (I know they find making life in general FRIGGIN AWESOME, but I must have the tasty, tasty details you provide)
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(Gods, some artist somewhere needs to draw me a picture of Admiral Sargas interacting with Pyrethrin-Nebula-chan. Who is cute and adorable and entirely too fond of weapons systems that will be banned everywhere in the civilized galaxy the moment the civilized galaxy suspects they exist.)
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thats her personal dreadnought, right? (Or is it superdreadnought?)
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Flagship, yeah.
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(Also, lots of people have asked why exactly the primary established codelines of starship animating intelligences all seem to share the quirk of self-representing as kanmusume . Sadly, the usual answer involves giggling, although it can be assumed that a certain original developer bias towards moe sophomorphism was involved somewhere. And, really, are you going to tell someone wedded to heavy naval armaments that their self-representation is problematic? I'll be over here.)
i feel if you can refer to your location as "over here" in a personal conversation you are still way too close
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Im curious as to the eldrae ethics on creating self-aware, self-violitional AI for a specific purpose (I know they find making life in general FRIGGIN AWESOME, but I must have the tasty, tasty details you provide)
Ethically, you can't create a sophont for a specific purpose. Sophonts are purposes. What you can do is create someone who you think would find a particular job pleasing, fulfilling, and worthwhile, wait for them to grow up, then offer them the job.
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So its kind of like having a kid (edited)
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Exactly so, in fact.
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"my baby got her first near-c mass driver today! :DD"
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...wait did sargas raise her flagship AI?
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how is babby formed
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Not... quite. "Big sis is the BEST admiral!"
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Terrifying. I thoroughly approve.
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I find it hard enough to believe that House Sargas might be licensed to make babies the old-fashioned way.
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As I think they've said before, "We're homicidal, we're not bad people ."
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On the other hand, seeing a battleship get chastised by their parents sounds hilarious. (Also does this mean the ships themselves get paid? How does that work? How much modification are they allowed to do with their combat bodies?)
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What role do older siblings play in eldrae child-raising? Insofar as they would still be around the house/not having moved elsewhere.
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Teaching their younger sibs how to be awesome, of course
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Ethically, you can't create a sophont for a specific purpose. Sophonts are purposes. What you can do is create someone who you think would find a particular job pleasing, fulfilling, and worthwhile, wait for them to grow up, then offer them the job.
BizarroLand ♀ 02/19/2023 2:33 PM
another reason not to create AI
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fug, I ninjae'd
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Cornflakes
"my baby got her first near-c mass driver today! :DD"
I think the eldrae generally operate underr 5%c in the "modern" time we're shown unless they're breaking out the superweapons
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Same way it does for everyone else. They do the job, and then they get paid. (A captain-rank salary, that is, which is an entirely separate thing from the ship's naval budget.)
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Does this mean a ship can go up the chain of command over time?
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BizarroLand ♀ 02/19/2023 2:37 PM
surely you must get an AI who rejects the intended job once in a while
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gotta be awkward with warships
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Well yes, then you respect their choices
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gotta be awkward with warships
Well, they're not a warship unless they take the job, belike. The IN doesn't just hand out warships to everyone who might be interested in animating one.
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The core body of an animating intelligence, like any other AI, is the chunk of hardware called the cogence core. If you get a job as a warship, you get installed into one.
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Certainly animating intelligences generally come to identify very strongly with their "bodies", be they warships, buildings, cities, tea sets, or whatever, but there're layers here.
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Like an ogre onion ordinary person
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Tea sets?
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Gotta make sure its the perfect temperature and brew strength
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Very high paying diplomatic position
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(Also relevant at retirement. We don't usually let captains take their battleships with them when they leave the navy. Although for long-serving kanmusume a retirement that's technically a transfer to the naval reserve is usually on offer.)
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Tea sets?
Or whatever.
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I'm not saying there's necessarily one in canon, but "some people juggle geese".
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Ha!
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Ah yes
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the heterodynes would do great in the Empire
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Well, maybe not the old ones.
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And would probably manage to quickly work their way to the top of the very, VERY large pile of mad geniuses
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(Also, there is, eventually, some degree of overlap between animating intelligences and tsukumogami.)
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y'know, like how you have the sargas family for when you want something deader than being dead
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When you need to really twist physics in funky ways using everyday appliances, you get the heterodynes. Oh, and death-rays. Lots of death-rays.
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Excellent comic btw, still going strong too
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Does this mean a ship can go up the chain of command over time?
but Im curious about this. Does this mean they'd likely get different hulls over time, or would they stay in the same one most likely, or is it something else entirely?
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Because given the immortal nature of the Empire's citizens (or at least the VAST majority of them) you'd probably need a lot of funky, specialized side-rankings for the "Not necessarily higher on the chain of command, but they have 1200 years of experience doing this and even the admiral takes their advice" (edited)
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I see that and I raise with this (edited)
you know, i'm not really sure why the neo-nomadic modular post-urbanism is... yknow, nomadic
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aside from fact it's a mad max reference
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Because style matters.
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Keeping ahead of the dust storms.
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They're seasonal
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Flexing on anyone who doesn't have a mobile camp
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When you need to really twist physics in funky ways using everyday appliances, you get the heterodynes. Oh, and death-rays. Lots of death-rays.
Morgrim Moon 02/19/2023 10:09 PM
I suspect most of the Heterodynes are over at Resplendent Exponential Vector, some of the more weapons-oriented ones are ensconced at Eye-in-the-Flame Arms, and one is merrily hurtling around the rougher parts of the Worlds at the head of their jägermonster mercenary company.
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Keeping ahead of the dust storms.
Morgrim Moon 02/19/2023 10:12 PM
I mean. Depending on how they're living, there's precedent. The Grey Nomads are a big thing here, those are migratory retired people who live out of caravans and campers and who mostly move to get nicer weather and to avoid cyclone and bushfire season. That's a lifestyle decision, not a work one, so it seems relevant here.
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the main nitpick i'd have with it is that its a post-apocalyptic scenario, and as fun as Rule of Cool is, people tend to set it aside for Rule of Not Starving And/Or Running Out Of Gas And Tires
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mad max is very much uhh...
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rule of cool from the doyalist perspective
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I suspect most of the Heterodynes are over at Resplendent Exponential Vector, some of the more weapons-oriented ones are ensconced at Eye-in-the-Flame Arms, and one is merrily hurtling around the rougher parts of the Worlds at the head of their jägermonster mercenary company.
hook em straight to the Transcend and see what happens
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mad max is very much uhh...
BizarroLand ♀ 02/19/2023 10:41 PM
it always struck me how wasteful people are of everything in apocalyptic stories
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like you're in the fucking outback for christ sakes every person that dies and every resource you lose you will never get back
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it always strums a chord of pain whenever someone in those situations just throws away a piece of technology or something
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i mean, okay yes sometimes you have to pick between that and a life, and that's fine. But fucks sake, those very useful things are also now irreplacable (although, some will be fairly common). Try not to waste them!
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On one hand: long-term survival, rebuilding civilization. On the other hand: Doof Warrior.
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in a different genre, that also applies to sci-fi sometimes. Valuable precursor artifact or w/e? The situation is marginally easier to solve if HULK SMASH
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Besides, fuck it, we only have to live long enough to die well, and then we ride forever, shiny and chrome!
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buh bye 1mya old relic
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the other direction can be a problem too, though it's also funnier. Like that one Naruto fic, where there's a shrine to a relic of the great Panasoniku
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He heard low chanting carrying on the wind, from the temple complex. “Te-re-bi-jon… te-re-bi-jon…” It all seemed so dignified, here.
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0111narwhalz 02/20/2023 2:50 AM
when does a pile of rolky sand become a rolky pile of sand?
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When Theseus' ship is no longer Theseus' ship
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(Did I make the possessive right? Ancient figure whose name ends in a sibilant sound, thus apostrophe with no s? English gets weird sometimes)
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looks good to me
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/20/2023 12:00 PM
Yeah, that's right
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Exillillot, exillillot, egzilla loopidu Welcome to the weirdness of gozu-laka-mu?
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(The stupid things that pop into one's head when dealing with babies and someone in the room is watching old 80s commercials for... Eggzilla. Yes.)
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"Where the fuck did all these dragons come from!?" "As per chapter nine of the manual, dragons are a normal side-effect of a kami-based ecopoesis system."
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How come there’s so few posthuman dragons, like Fafnir, these days?
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Random ongoing thoughts: If ocean currents are like unto rivers in the ocean, perhaps they also get river dragons. But some ocean currents are circular and thus effectively infinite in length. Ah, that's where Jormugandr comes from.
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Gives a new light to the Shrieking Sixties, yeah? (edited)
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Today in helpful Imperial life advice:
Galatia Allatrian conflict tip: If a situation requires violence, it can only require violence of an appropriate severity. If it does not, it befits you as a daryteir to remain courteous, kind, gentle, generous, honest, and clement until the killing begins. Even afterwards, if you can manage it.
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Also, a quote from the Adamantine Arrow book for Mage: the Awakening that always makes me think of Legionary training:
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Jade Nekotenshi 02/23/2023 1:04 PM
GySGT Hardeman awakened 🙂
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(Though this also sounds a lot like one of my RDCs from Navy basic, ATCS Reid)
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BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE MIGHTY ATOM
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oh yeah I've seen this one
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its cool
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You ever going to make a blog post about the old gigantic nuclear steam locomotives the Empire made?
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Seems like it'd be an interesting topic of how you set up such a network, especially given that such trains would be...quite large.
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ohio
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I mean, obviously the prerequisite to giant atomic trains is to install some fucking sensors on your wheel bearings, but since this isn't taking place on Earth, I get to assume that.
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"She's a bit of an alkahestic." "You mean an alcoholic?" "Not unless alcoholics like dissolving things more than anyone ever should, no."
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You hadn't seen a mention of the Sword That Cuts All Without Distinction until last week, and you won't have seen a mention of the Gerraway-By-class sub-OTV until (checks watch) probably about 22 hours from now.
did something go wrong with this?
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its been several days now
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I have chronic depression and COVID.
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Very fair
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take your time
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I have a combo of ADHD and depression that demolishes my ability to write for weeks at a time
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It is not a good pain
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Okay, so I've been reading the nitpicking of Rings of Power over on ACOUP, which has been giving me furiously to think. Partly about military portrayals in general, which if the 'verse is ever filmed will be fun. (No, writers, all your fancy Hollywood individual-fu stuff is for the Very Special Forces. The Legions work on the principle of cheating bastardry, and I don't care how villain-tropey it is to advance slowly in lockstep wearing heavy armor to deal with whatever poor bastards survived the mass clock/longbow fire.)
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This is the third part of our three part (I, II, III) look at many of the smaller issues of historical realism in Amazon’s Rings of Power, following up our mode the major worldbuilding proble…
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Now, me, I'm as guilty of wanting cool and original ship designs as the next man, so when contemplating what the Alatian fleet looked like back in the day, I did my reading while I was fscking around with ideas, and ended up more-or-less marrying classic Scandawegian hull designs to junk sail rigs to produce something that ought to both look fairly original and have a decent chance of performing well if someone were to actually build one.
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All of this is, of course, intro.
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Because now I am inviting speculation on what people who are not at all shy about stealing good ideas from other cultures might build when they encounter their counterparts who, like Earth's Polynesians, figured out that you could build a mighty performant boat if you didn't put most of it in the water. In other words, catamarans and multihulls.
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I am picturing a sort of anti-clipper - insofar as it favors carrying capacity over other considerations - a multimasted multihull supporting a monstrous cargo deck. Maneuvers like a pig, but since it can get up a decent speed when running before the trade winds and is intended to anchor off the port at each end and transfer cargo via a swarm of lighters, its owners can call that a fair trade for the ability to ship monstrous amounts in one go.
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0111narwhalz 02/26/2023 12:47 PM
don't make it too big or it might break over the waves
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or make it flexible
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mmm, ocean train
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I'm thinking all that time spend using junk rigs will have given them a lot of practice with flexible structures.\
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Especially if I have them figure out cambered junk sails relatively early, which probably involves considerable futzing about with bamboo laminates for the battens.
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Okay, so I've been reading the nitpicking of Rings of Power over on ACOUP, which has been giving me furiously to think. Partly about military portrayals in general, which if the 'verse is ever filmed will be fun. (No, writers, all your fancy Hollywood individual-fu stuff is for the Very Special Forces. The Legions work on the principle of cheating bastardry, and I don't care how villain-tropey it is to advance slowly in lockstep wearing heavy armor to deal with whatever poor bastards survived the mass clock/longbow fire.)
depending on how good the armor is, they very well might mostly survive said arrow fire
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Knights were spooky
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Until the invention of ye olde muskets, which could penetrate much more reliably, fighting a knight was utterly terrifying. And even then it took a couple hundred more years for them to be phased out
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The problem with knights in the 'verse is that they were a product of the dark ages through late medieval period, which fielded relatively small armies with lax discipline and low levels of organization. They didn't have one of those, due to the lack of a fall of Empire, belike. Knights are great in their historical context. On the other hand, put 'em up against a late-period Roman legion and its auxiliaries, and the legion would fuck 'em right up, IMO. Now evolve that legion through stirrups, longbows and/or crossbows, and Swiss pikes.
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(To an extent, the knightly method of making war is a resurgence of the individualistic warrior ethos. The Imperial Legions, on the other hand, inherited from their Selenarian citizen-soldier precursors that one joins up to be a cog in the Emperor's Myrmidonic Skullfuckers, Inc., and their centuries-long tradition of turning warrior-ethoi adherents into so much patê.)
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Even longbows wouldn't consistantly penetrate, you had to hit a limb
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basically juggernauts for the time
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Expensive, but put them in the right place at the right time and what do you mean our left flank just fell apart?
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Though yes, they differ greatly from the roman ways
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It can also depend on the terrain. The famous event of all those french knights losing wasn't because of longbows, but more that they all got stuck and worn down in the muck
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The main BS about heavily armored spooky bad guys in movies is that, well, they're slow
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Again, as you said
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Knights were the opposite of slow.
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Charge against undisciplined light infantry, they'll rout and you can chop 'em up while they run. Charge against a solid phalanx or a legionary hedgehog, you end up impaled on pikes. If your horses will play along in the first place, which they are probably too smart to do. To use the Return of the King as an example, as portrayed in the movies, the necessary precondition of the Rohirric victory was that the orcs were fundamentally cowardly, dropped their pikes, and let themselves be ridden down and butchered. If they'd held fast and kept the line up, there'd have been a big ol' pile of Mannish corpses and an uruk-hai party in Lugburz that night. 'Cause if you're charging a pike line, your speed is on their side.
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BluejayHurricane 02/26/2023 2:42 PM
Yeah. Knights lose against a professional army at least nine times in ten. If you have the organizational technology, soldiers are just flat-out better.
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Back in the late medieval, this is why knights did not fuck with the Swiss. It also doesn't help that even if your bows of whichever kind can't penetrate knightly plate (or their barding, and no-one managed to invent usable all-around plate barding), which is historically disputed, they can sweep the field clean of their more lightly armored support troops. A knight without infantry support is basically the historical equivalent of a tank without infantry support. Which is to say, acutely vulnerable to flanking and defeat in detail. (edited)
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(My in-case-of-historical-isekai notes basically say "hire Swiss pikemen, Genoese crossbowmen, English longbowmen, and Mongol light cavalry".)
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(Also: "Look, you can call yourselves the 'Myrmidonic Skullfuckers' all you want, but let me ask you this -- what exactly are you going to put on your unit crest?")
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hmmm
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how did the empire deal with nations that said "Hey, we don't want to fight, but we also want to be independent. Allies?"
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did any nation do that?
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(My in-case-of-historical-isekai notes basically say "hire Swiss pikemen, Genoese crossbowmen, English longbowmen, and Mongol light cavalry".)
BluejayHurricane 02/26/2023 3:03 PM
With Italian financing, I assume?
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Same way the Romans did. Which is to say, you can have an alliance, sure. But while we are all speaking very diplomatically around the point here, everyone knows perfectly well that there's a pathway that goes ally->client-state->satrapy->admission, and you're signing up to be on it.
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(While never formally repudiated, in the early days the doctrine of the Ecumenical Throne was rather more, um, frontal in Imperial policy.)
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On the other hand, signing up as an official Friend and Ally of the Dragon Throne tended to come with an assortment of rather nice bribes perks, because it's always nicer to seduce people into joining up than it is to have to do things the hard way. Ideally, they should slide along the pathway so smoothly that the eventual Admission Act should require little more than changing the letterhead and updating the flag.
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were there ever any nations/groups that gave the empire some real damn trouble during the Great Big Conquering Of The World?
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Fortunately, being an actual empire of peers and not a periphery-exploitation machine, it wasn't generally all that hard to convince people that the inside of the tent was the better place to be standing.
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The Consolidation ran off-and-on from 397 through 3130. So, yes, lots.
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there had to be at least someone who made some sods regret ever considering joining the legions
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and I mean in the "seriously considering if its worth the effort of properly conquering these guys" kind of way
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(For historical perspective, by 3130 all thirteen subluminal colony missions had been launched, and three of them had arrived. The former, albeit not the latter, was true in the last major conflict, the limited nuclear engagement of 3060-3061 - the Eclipse War - in which the Cerenaith Alliance decided that discretion was the better part of valor and quit the planet. But since it took them some time to mop up off-planet bases and then for them to actually get around to surrendering, the Aeon-Long Peace didn't get properly started until 3130.)
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"Do you hear that sound?" heavy armor marching in the distance, to the sound of engines, motors, and war pipes "It is the sound of inevitability."
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We've got a destiny, don'ch'know, and we're gonna manifest the motherfucker.
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I am curious how they managed to power their early steam-bots
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sure, they had lots of fissiles
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but producing enough heat for steam power to work with heavy machinery? you need very processed, enriched fissiles
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or was this one of the few times coal and oil were used?
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0111narwhalz 02/26/2023 10:46 PM
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So, catching up to the new stuff in my Doctor Who rewatch, and have just passed The Christmas Invasion, in which the Sycorax make one of those fun offers to humanity, to wit: "one-half to be sold into slavery, or one-third will die". Cue the little Imperial in my head rolling his eyes. "Pull the trigger, then, asshole, we ain't hanging around all day."
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"Live free or die" isn't supposed to be just a saying, after all
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"We do not negotiate with terrorists." "And yet you are here talking to us." "Did I mention that I am officially classified as an Ambassador of Mass Destruction?"
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I am stealing Ambassador of Mass Destruction for a ship name
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On a note very, very vaguely inspired by conversations elsechannel, today's advice:
Alphas Amanyr greatness tip: Look upon my Works, ye Mighty, and surpass them!
(Despairers need not apply. We want the inspired.)
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0111narwhalz 02/27/2023 3:38 PM
look upon my works, ye mighty, and git gud!
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So, catching up to the new stuff in my Doctor Who rewatch, and have just passed The Christmas Invasion, in which the Sycorax make one of those fun offers to humanity, to wit: "one-half to be sold into slavery, or one-third will die". Cue the little Imperial in my head rolling his eyes. "Pull the trigger, then, asshole, we ain't hanging around all day."
They could have just used the blood control to make two billion slaves walk into their dropships, but no, they had to get greedy (edited)
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"We do not negotiate with terrorists." "And yet you are here talking to us." "Did I mention that I am officially classified as an Ambassador of Mass Destruction?"
ambassador of mass destruction
now that is an album name
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...somehow I am now imagining people on the extranet compiling lists of "Calíëne Sargas Facts". Aided and abetted by those two interns at the IN Press Office who keep issuing suspiciously specific denials.
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"List of Things Sargas' Aren't Allowed To Do"
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And from the sound of it, Cal is more Sargas-y than most Sargas'?
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"Calíëne Sargas does NOT possess the Eye of Balor, and as such is unable to vaporize enemy vessels simply by glaring at them. This ability has only been confirmed to affect officers ranked lower than Commander (O-6) or equivalent grade."
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And from the sound of it, Cal is more Sargas-y than most Sargas'?
Morgrim Moon 02/28/2023 12:21 PM
I mean. A Sargas founded the 5th Directorate and re-enacted Guy Fawkes to take out some assassins, that's also definitely up there
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but Im curious about this. Does this mean they'd likely get different hulls over time, or would they stay in the same one most likely, or is it something else entirely?
On this note, starship animating intelligences generally stay with the same class of ship throughout their careers (if, indeed, they change ship). Different classes, and even more so different types, tend to call for different personalities - the sort of hard-charging AI that would be perfect for a 'can ("Live Fast, Die Young, Take Many With You") wouldn't be well suited to take command of a cruiser or a battleship, and would be a complete disaster in command of a carrier.
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a can?
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"tin can": naval slang for destroyers and lighter classes.
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its a can, not a cannot
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2023 3:09 AM
So called because they are traditionally unarmoured
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DSD [He/They] 03/01/2023 3:16 AM
...may I steal the Marchwarden title?
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... this might get a little into 'tics, but this quote makes me wonder; One should weep to hear the poor rail against greed, for it is as if the starving blamed hunger for their plight.
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what would the Eldrae say is the actual issue with the wealth/resource disparity on earth?
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because blaming the rich may or may not be correct, but there's certainly a problem somewhere; there's factually enough resources overall, but the distribution is fucked up so lots of people starve. (edited)
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i remember there's a litany of philosophical/mindset issues that we have from their perspective, is it just down to that?
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Kind of a “will to live” vs “will to power” question isn’t it?
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because blaming the rich may or may not be correct, but there's certainly a problem somewhere; there's factually enough resources overall, but the distribution is fucked up so lots of people starve. (edited)
If I felt somewhat more cynical, I would say that most people don't actually care about abstract starving people somewhere.
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Solid chortle from me.
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The sass.
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lul
BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2023 2:05 PM
Don't call out the buddhists like this
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Don't call out the buddhists like this
"Of course desire causes suffering. But only as a strict subset of the fundamental truth: desire causes everything. "The corollary to this of course is not merely that greed is good, but that greed is the universe's only true anentropic force. In other words, greed is the Good." (edited)
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2023 3:08 PM
"enough is as good as a feast; actually enough is better than a feast 'cause feasting makes you sick" - kim stanley robinson (edited)
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Yeah, that's copium for hungry people.
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2023 3:13 PM
I know you've never played san andreas but
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"Rags are riches!"
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Poor people, stop complaining! Start living! You can’t take the money with you when you die! Even I can’t!
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He’s changed millions of lives with his book, "Rags are Riches." This all-day seminar features workshops on: cooking potatoes, dumpster diving, huffing paint, bathing alternatives, and pharmaceutical baking!
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pharmaceutical baking
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:concern:
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tbf potatoes are pretty great
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Cornflakes
pharmaceutical baking
BizarroLand ♀ 03/01/2023 3:18 PM
its a gta radio ad
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what would the Eldrae say is the actual issue with the wealth/resource disparity on earth?
Well, first, they'd point out that there isn't necessarily any problem with the disparity. What is is what is, and is meaningless unless you ask after the facts of the case. There certainly are problems with Earth's, but if you were to take a hypothetical planet with a population of 200 million, of which 100 million work hard to generate wealth and 100 million sit around on their asses, and observe there shocking levels of wealth disparity, what you have is less a problem and more the brutally caring bitch-slap of the Gods of the Copybook Headings ( https://www.kiplingsociety.co.uk/poem/poems_copybook.htm ) . I mention this not because it's immediately applicable to Earth, but because any product of the Imperial educational system would find the disparity/inequality/distributionist paradigm Earthlings tend to discuss things in laughable. That all sophonts are created unequal in the areas of talent, drive, good fortune, desire, etal. adnaus. is as fundamental and obvious as that they are created equal in ethical terms, and from this inequality of productivity follows as night follows day. There is no natural disparity-eliminating law, and economics is - fundamentally - a matter of natural law. Moreover, they might go on to say, who gives a wet shit about inequality/disparity? It's a stupid paradigm to approach things from, because it draws an equivalence between the billionaire-millionaire ratio and the millionaire-"dollaraire" ratio, which is nonsensical and pretends actual hardship-causing poverty exists on the same scale as mere butthurt-causing inequality. Get back to me, they would say, when you have correctly identified the actual problem . But, of course, we are talking about Earth, which does have actual problems. I mention all this up front just to point out that from their point of view, we aren't even asking the right questions, never mind getting the right answers . Now, to the point of the case. (edited)
As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race, I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place. Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall, And the Gods…
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So what is the right question? Well, they would say, if your poor people are greedy - which they should be, that's a sort of basic virtue of living things, you don't even need sophonce for that - they should naturally go out and perform wealth-generating activities. And unless the only remaining poor people on your planet are profoundly disabled, terminally stupid, or insane - which is so far from being the case I can rule on it from over here 200,000 light years away - they should succeed at so doing. In a short time, therefore, you won't have any. Problem solved. The right question, they would say, is how are you fucking up and preventing this from happening?
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Now, the possible answers to that question are of course as limitless as the imaginings of malice and incompetence. But looking specifically at Earth, there are three that are Really Fucking Obvious, and those three are robbery, distrust, and petulance.
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So what is the right question? Well, they would say, if your poor people are greedy - which they should be, that's a sort of basic virtue of living things, you don't even need sophonce for that - they should naturally go out and perform wealth-generating activities. And unless the only remaining poor people on your planet are profoundly disabled, terminally stupid, or insane - which is so far from being the case I can rule on it from over here 200,000 light years away - they should succeed at so doing. In a short time, therefore, you won't have any. Problem solved. The right question, they would say, is how are you fucking up and preventing this from happening?
Modern economics largely considers this failure to be the result of “poverty traps”: Well-paying jobs require higher education, but higher education costs money the poor don’t have, and banks don’t often give big loans to the poor without crippling interest rates. Similarly, there are expenses such as rent which a rich property owner wouldn’t have to pay on their own home, but a poor tenant would on a leased apartment. Additionally, there are problems such as lower-quality goods and services available to the poor actually costing them more over time than higher-quality ones; this is Sam Vimes’ Boot Theory
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That and at least in the US zoning laws and business tax laws are a fucking mess
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Which makes it hard to start small businesses in many areas
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Modern economics largely considers this failure to be the result of “poverty traps”: Well-paying jobs require higher education, but higher education costs money the poor don’t have, and banks don’t often give big loans to the poor without crippling interest rates. Similarly, there are expenses such as rent which a rich property owner wouldn’t have to pay on their own home, but a poor tenant would on a leased apartment. Additionally, there are problems such as lower-quality goods and services available to the poor actually costing them more over time than higher-quality ones; this is Sam Vimes’ Boot Theory
Finally, there’s healthcare (at least in the US): If a poor person breaks their arm, it might wipe out their savings due to the hospital bills and lost wages from not being able to work, while it may be only a painful inconvenience for a rich person
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Which makes it hard to start small businesses in many areas
That, and starting a business costs startup capital which a poor person doesn’t have; like I mentioned, interest rates on loans banks do give to the poor are often punitive
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Just don't get hurt, ez
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I suppose that robbery covers a whole slew of things, from wage theft to embezzlement to skimming off the cash register. Would it also be accurate to say that a significant portion of #2 is caused by the prevalence of #1?
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That, and starting a business costs startup capital which a poor person doesn’t have; like I mentioned, interest rates on loans banks do give to the poor are often punitive
"Hey I need money so I can pay off my debts" "Mmmm but you're in debt so your credit score is bad, no loan for you"
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Very Good System™️
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Robbery: because your whole fucking planet lives off robbery. The rich rob the poor, the poor rob the rich, both rob each other, governments steal on their own behalf and that of anyone who bribes them to do it, workers exclude each other from jobs, businesses exclude each other from markets, everyone tries to keep foreigners out, activists try hard to have all their fantasies declared rights which someone else must provide to them, and on and on and on. Basically, your whole world is built on most people doing their damnedest to try to live at everyone else's expense. If people could perchance coordinate and put maybe a hundredth of the effort they put into fucking each other over into executing on their own greed, we'd all be a lot better off. Like, solid iridium codpieces for everyone better off.
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(Guys, that's all consequential. I'm talking root causes now.)
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Robbery: because your whole fucking planet lives off robbery. The rich rob the poor, the poor rob the rich, both rob each other, governments steal on their own behalf and that of anyone who bribes them to do it, workers exclude each other from jobs, businesses exclude each other from markets, everyone tries to keep foreigners out, activists try hard to have all their fantasies declared rights which someone else must provide to them, and on and on and on. Basically, your whole world is built on most people doing their damnedest to try to live at everyone else's expense. If people could perchance coordinate and put maybe a hundredth of the effort they put into fucking each other over into executing on their own greed, we'd all be a lot better off. Like, solid iridium codpieces for everyone better off.
In what ways do the poor rob the rich, beyond the occasional petty thief? (edited)
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But alas, humans won’t trust each other because a statistically significant portion will screw them over in return.
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But alas, humans won’t trust each other because a statistically significant portion will screw them over in return.
The calculus is “This guy screwed me over before, so I can’t trust his word. I should screw him over while I have the chance or else I’ll lose everything.” Repeat on all sides and it’s a classic game theory trap
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Even if only one percent of people are inclined to screw over those who would attempt to cooperate with them, that’s still any given person getting screwed over (possibly with ruinous results) several times a year.
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The calculus is “This guy screwed me over before, so I can’t trust his word. I should screw him over while I have the chance or else I’ll lose everything.” Repeat on all sides and it’s a classic game theory trap
With the exception of success stories like the EU, which managed to overcome millennia of European backstabbing, this is generally how international relations work as well lmao
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which managed to overcome millennia of European backstabbing
For certain values of overcome, at least. Certain values of backstabbing, as well.
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which managed to overcome millennia of European backstabbing
For certain values of overcome, at least. Certain values of backstabbing, as well.
80 whole years without Germany and France kicking each other in the shins is progress!
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80 whole years without Germany and France kicking each other in the shins is progress!
Without them shooting each other, at least.
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(And I will not be responding to comments until I have completed my thesis, 'kay?) Distrust. (Which also includes crab-bucketing and a very special kind of stupidity among anyone with wealth.) People in your Western world think they live in a high-trust society. I am here to tell you that they wouldn't recognize a high-trust society if it came up and beat them over the head with a hundred-thousand page paper titled "You're Making Yourselves Poorer, You Morons". This is, of course, a species of coordination problem, so perhaps this whole lecture could be replaced with a piece of paper reading "humans can't fucking coordinate", but since y'all have set up massive regulatory systems and cross-checks and mandatory verifications to nominally address some of these issues with the actual effect of making all the coordination problems SO MUCH WORSE while wasting untold quantities of wealth in the process of making sure no-one gets anything they don't deserve (or, in some cases, does), along with even more in the process of bypassing enough of it to make society function, I might as well just phrase this "humans are natural anti-coordinators, and you're all permafucked". If your species can't grasp that occasional screwings-over are better in essentially every way than living inside a vast and weighty shell protecting you from all the good things in life, it's pretty much done. Sorry. Your bad.
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If your species can't grasp that occasional screwings-over are better in essentially every way than living inside a vast and weighty shell protecting you from all the good things in life, it's pretty much done. Sorry. Your bad.
I suppose that it’s at least in part a risk-reward analysis. Particularly since, at least in the not-so-United States of America, going broke can be a helluva lot riskier than it would be in some countries (medical care costs have already been mentioned, but the state of ‘accommodations’, or lack thereof, for people who are homeless can and does result in people dying for various entirely preventable reasons (exposure, for one)), though this does also vary from location to location.
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Get back to us, in short, when y'all can manage to manage your primarily - but hardly only - economic relationships in manners that aren't pointlessly adversarial and self-destructive. Crab-bucketing should be obvious. Insert standard relative-status rant here, with reference to being the medium fish in a pond of minnows rather than the whale in the ocean. And on that specific kind of stupidity, in our Glorious Imperial Society, the wealthy - who are sitting on the kinds of piles of money that would embarrass the average deity - got that way by realizing that you can only be so wealthy in a society of poor people. If you want to be really wealthy, you need a society of rich people, and the richer the better. "The more you share, the more your bowl will be plentiful." And it's the Golden God offering you that little axiom, folks, not the nonexistent iconic representation of soppy warm-hearted loss-making altruism. It's called investment . The poor person you make rich today is the rich person who will make you richer tomorrow. A virtuous cycle.
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ascended take on greed
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I wouldn’t say humanity are born anti-cooperators necessarily; we cooperate more and on larger scales than any other species on the planet. I suspect many of the psychological problems are due to making the jump from “middle-of-the-food-chain endurance predators” to “undisputed masters of the planet” orders of magnitude faster than evolution could catch up
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Ummm… Ants? Megacolonies? Or is it supercolonies?
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So, y'know, start by throwing everyone involved in pushing moronic zero-sum mindsets - although admittedly that's most of the public discourse - out the goddamn airlock. None of this is complicated . It's just your basic enlightened self-interest that any greedy person who isn't also an idiot ought to be pursuing even just for their own personal benefit. That fact that it also produces, y'know, a ethical, high-trust, prosperous society of good people as a side effect is what we in the socionomics business call gravy .
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Of course, that also depends what one means WRT ‘larger scale’ More individual beings cooperating Vs Geographic area Vs Dammit, didn’t mean to do that. More complex plans being executed. (edited)
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Ummm… Ants? Megacolonies? Or is it supercolonies?
Ants cannot conceive of any state of being beyond “constant genocidal total war with every other colony/megacolony in existence.”
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Forgot to shift before enter.
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It’s also not accounting for the complexity of the minds involved; ants are little more than biological automata
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By “number of cooperators” alone, my immune system has a larger army than every civilization in history combined.
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Oh, and finally, petulance. Part of this is doubling back on old themes in which we observe that everyone has a whole long list of things they're entitled to without ever asking themselves what they have done to earn them, or what they could do to do their part, or even denying that asking such a question is appropriate; or observing that the many humans who start being unhappy with their successes the moment they see someone else having succeeded more have refined petty resentment to an art form. But another part of it is that so long as Earth society resents success in others, on any scale from the individual to the national, as long as it elevates equality above excellence, democracy above competence, and envy above admiration, it'll never grow up in any of these ways. You can't steal your way to wealth, level your way to the top, or whine your way to awesomeness. And this is the thing and the whole of the thing. Selah.
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I would submit that
If your species can't grasp that occasional screwings-over are better in essentially every way than living inside a vast and weighty shell protecting you from all the good things in life, it's pretty much done. Sorry. Your bad.
A significant portion of humans are in situations where, if they get screwed over, it could spell catastrophe for them, as well as in many cases their families. Take, let’s say, someone gets injured in their work, let’s say at a mine. Their injury leaves them, possibly permanently, unable to work. The company refuses to provide injury compensation on the grounds that the worker was at least partially at fault. They end up going to court, which, even though they win, leaves them bankrupt. The bank forecloses on their house.
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(I will now be taking questions.)
I assume they'd look on at buddhism with undisguised revulsion?
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I would submit that
If your species can't grasp that occasional screwings-over are better in essentially every way than living inside a vast and weighty shell protecting you from all the good things in life, it's pretty much done. Sorry. Your bad.
A significant portion of humans are in situations where, if they get screwed over, it could spell catastrophe for them, as well as in many cases their families. Take, let’s say, someone gets injured in their work, let’s say at a mine. Their injury leaves them, possibly permanently, unable to work. The company refuses to provide injury compensation on the grounds that the worker was at least partially at fault. They end up going to court, which, even though they win, leaves them bankrupt. The bank forecloses on their house.
To that, three things: 1. You know that happens anyway, right? A lot. 2. There ain't no Royal Road to unfucking a clusterfuck as big as the one we've made of our societies and institutions. I can talk a lot about how such situations are avoided there complete with relevant historical footnotes to things that have occasionally existed here or problems that would prevent them from working here, but I do not have a roadmap. On a not-in-character note, as I said to someone in the past who asked me how I thought our society could become more like theirs, if I had an answer to that question, I'd have a job with a considerably better payscale than "writer". In the 'verse, there are entire companies and foundations and COGs which probably have answers to that question, with roadmaps and PowerPoints and tailored memeplexes ready to go. But they're organizations made up of a lot of people much, much smarter than me. I am only an egg. 3. So in the end, I can only offer their generic advice: Try to suck less. ...okay, no, that's their generic snark. Let me try again...
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Always remember: Change begins with choice, and all choices are made by the individual. If not you, who else? Be integral, authentic, honorable, just, honest, clement, dutiful, liberal, generous, loyal, tenacious, rational, wise, crafty, courageous, responsible, courteous, kind, ambitious, proud, and temperate in all your dealings, and you will not do wrong. And though it costs you, being excellent to each other is in itself a pearl of great price.
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but higher education costs money the poor don’t have
Think we covered that one somewhere in the crab-bucketing paragraphs. Investment, people, investment!
banks don’t often give big loans to the poor without crippling interest rates
As a side-note to "pointlessly adversarial and self-destructive", while there are obvious actuarial truths that go into interest rate variance that aren't going to go away, I would wager esteyn to dollars that poor people get better interest rates there because they haven't got a bunch of self-appointed spokesmen for their class yammering about how lending money is exploitation and paying your debts is for suckers. Turns out if you get portrayed as a bunch of assholes who would default in a heartbeat if you could get away with it, my assessment of the risk involved in lending to you goes up. Who'd have thunk it? (There, once upon a time, the poor evidently had more vigorous objections to being portrayed as a bunch of crooks. They have a temporary fiscal insufficiency, they're not savages!) Of course, the rich also get better interest rates there because anyone who came up with "strategic default" or the like would be repudiated by the business community faster than you could say "Fuck off, Donald."
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That, and starting a business costs startup capital which a poor person doesn’t have; like I mentioned, interest rates on loans banks do give to the poor are often punitive
starting a business costs startup capital which a poor person doesn’t have;
I note, however, that a lot of this is a matter of artificial barriers. I recall reading an article recently involving some poor bastards trying to start a restaurant in SF who gave up after spending over $60,000 on trying to satisfy the city with no end in sight, before they'd even started spending money on restaurant-related expenses. Or a $15,000 mandatory course to braid hair. Or $5,000 to sell home-baked cookies. Many, many people would be more than able to start up their own small businesses if we didn't insist that they fork over a fuckton of dollars in exchange for, basically, a folder of permission slips. This isn't "starting a business is expensive". This is "fuck you, because we can".
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Starting a small, home-based business would be easy for a lot of poor folk if everyone else would kindly get the fuck out of their way.
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(Trust me on this. Between us in this house and on this continent, we've started seven.)
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Finally, there’s healthcare (at least in the US)
"Hans, get ze flammenwerfer." (That's where the solution to US healthcare starts.)
Would it also be accurate to say that a significant portion of #2 is caused by the prevalence of #1?
Each causes the other. Vicious circle.
"Mmmm but you're in debt so your credit score is bad, no loan for you"
Yeah, the Empire's - and by extension, most people who use the IBCW clearing system, who have preferences - don't use anything as absurdist as the US credit scoring system. They just care about your ability to pay and your record of fucking up (i.e., "credit history") in the past, which are the relevant factors for a lender, and then apply their actual sophont judgement to the matter. Everyone starts out with good credit until they prove otherwise.
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In what ways do the poor rob the rich, beyond the occasional petty thief?
You're kidding. You're kidding, right? Even leaving aside actual criming, which is fairly endemic from all classes, you have noticed the half of government policy that isn't the rich stealing shit?
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But alas, humans won’t trust each other because a statistically significant portion will screw them over in return.
Yeah, they fail game theory forever. It's "tit for tat", not "tat, tat, tat, fucking tat, then tat some more just in case".
Even if only one percent of people are inclined to screw over those who would attempt to cooperate with them, that’s still any given person getting screwed over (possibly with ruinous results) several times a year.
This analysis ignores how much they're screwing themselves over in the meantime, however. Hyperdistrustfulness comes at a high price, paid in missed opportunities. (This is, obviously, not an argument against due diligence, but - When buyer meets seller at market, And neither spreads harm, smog, or schemes List well while the offers are spoken It may be as good as it seems. )
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2023 8:54 PM
Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded--here and there, now and then--are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as “bad luck.”
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2023 9:09 PM
I find it a bit pessimistic, as St. Ludwig observed, things are indeed better than they were...it is just frustrating how 2 steps forward and 5 steps in various random directions it can be.
The eminence of the Western nations consisted in the fact that they succeeded better in checking the spirit of predatory militarism than the rest of mankind and that they thus brought forth the social institutions required for saving and investment on a broader scale. Even Marx did not contest the fact that private initiative and private ownership of the means of production were indispensable stages in the progress from primitive man’s penury to the more satisfactory conditions of nineteenth-century Western Europe and North America.
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We can't all be god-mind gestalt civilizations
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/01/2023 9:13 PM
No, but the base problem isn't so difficult as to require THAT much cognition.
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Just give us one moon-brain to use
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Just a small one
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No-one started out that way, either.
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100km across
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No-one started out that way, either.
I mean, if you're a species made brand new in the empire...
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But thats pedantics
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And if there is one take-away I hope people pick up on, it's that assholes with big compute are merely smartass-holes.
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Just to be really clear on this point: the citizen-shareholder initiative for the implementation of the Transcend was approved in 5025, and the Flowering didn't occur until 5175. Serious transsophont technologies didn't start coming along until at least the third millennium. Hell, Eternal Progress wasn't even published until 687, fourteen years before the invention of calculus.
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So when things went rather differently when the Empire ran into the Native Americans Iniositac and Variasotec, that was not the product of enlightened transsophont godbrainism. That was the result of a bunch of baseline Selenarian mercantile companies with visions of knowledge unknown, products unsold, and trade routes being extended 1200 or so miles that-a-way, and pursuing their spa-sized bathtubs filled with gold dust enlightened self-interest the best way they knew how.
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Just to be really clear on this point: the citizen-shareholder initiative for the implementation of the Transcend was approved in 5025, and the Flowering didn't occur until 5175. Serious transsophont technologies didn't start coming along until at least the third millennium. Hell, Eternal Progress wasn't even published until 687, fourteen years before the invention of calculus.
Im curious, how large were the initial bits of infrastructure for the transcend?
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hmm. i think i see another very significant difference, actually
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it's the immortality
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most economics are almost always, locally (in space or time), zero sum
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if you purchase something, you've gained a thing and lost a equal value of money. If you get a raise, someone else at your business does not get a raise. If you sell lemonade, another lemonade stand on the street no longer has a customer. etc etc
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on a very large scale production, total productivity is the workforce multiplied by a efficiency
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efficiency can be improved by avoiding blatant inefficiency, but that only goes so far. Beyond that it's just technology, which improves gradually
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if you purchase something, you've gained a thing and lost a equal value of money. If you get a raise, someone else at your business does not get a raise. If you sell lemonade, another lemonade stand on the street no longer has a customer. etc etc
...stop right there. Go back and reread your economics textbook, because that is exactly what does not happen when you purchase something, and if you think it does, literally every conclusion you reach downstream of it will be wrong.
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john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/02/2023 1:48 AM
(beat me to it)
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yes i'm aware of the popular conception that a transaction is positive sum
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i disagree with it
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both parties gained something they value higher than the thing they gave away
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Well, you are of course free to do so, but it is the sort of thing that rather terminates conversations right at the outset, for much the same reason as one can't meaningfully discuss Euclidean geometry with a chap determined to insist that parallel lines on an infinite plane meet.
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[hyperbolic geometry has entered the chat]
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You can just say someone is wrong
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there's two problems with that: 1: that assumes that the purchase is made out of desire (I want this fun thing, have X dollars that i value less than the fun), not necessity (i can either purchase your food or i can starve, and i am psychologically incapable of choosing to starve) 2: anyone selling anything is incentivised to set the price of what they're selling as close to the limit of equal value as possible, unless they're in one of those weird hypothetical perfect-information thought experiments where that has a perfectly mathematical relationship with how much you sell. Those don't exist.
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If both sides don't gain something, a rational actor would never agree to the transaction.
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The fact that economic activity, well, exists, kind of proves you wrong.
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if you ever meet a rational actor on this planet, please let me know. I want to take a picture of it.
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and case 1 is "i value life more than money"
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Buggy
if you ever meet a rational actor on this planet, please let me know. I want to take a picture of it.
Economics is built on assuming rational actors
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(which to be fair might explain why they still can't predict stock market crashes after centuries of trying)
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actual economic systems are built in response to actual events and things, though. Which explains why actual economic systems look like horribly tortured and mangled theoretical economic systems
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in reality i'd almost call them different things, in much the same way that newtonian physics work pretty well for most things but are categorically not how the universe works
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Taco Time
You can just say someone is wrong
I could. I choose not to.
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if i buy something, it is not because i made a 'rational choice' to do it
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it's because of a complicated agglomeration of factors which is, frankly, hard to even figure out. But it can be everything from "i am hungry" to "i'm bored" to "it looked shiny" to "i'm at the supermarket so i feel obligated to buy something" to "i was subconsciously programmed to do so by advertising" to "my blood sodium is low" to...
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it's because of a complicated agglomeration of factors which is, frankly, hard to even figure out. But it can be everything from "i am hungry" to "i'm bored" to "it looked shiny" to "i'm at the supermarket so i feel obligated to buy something" to "i was subconsciously programmed to do so by advertising" to "my blood sodium is low" to...
That's still a rational actor though
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how is it? while "the price of the item" is probably in there somewhere, it may not even be a dominant factor at times
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That's still a rational actor though
they are buying something because they perceive it to have value, regardless of why they think it has that value
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There are, after all, degrees of wrong. "vi is a better text editor than emacs", for example, is obviously wrong, but it is a much lesser order of wrong than "things fall up", "[Euclidean] parallel lines meet", or "sophonts voluntarily and knowingly make negative-value transactions".
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KAL_9000
they are buying something because they perceive it to have value, regardless of why they think it has that value
that is a rational decision given their goals
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which could be to eat, raise their blood sodium, acquire shiny things, etc.
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KAL_9000
they are buying something because they perceive it to have value, regardless of why they think it has that value
a rational actor generally does a lot of things. They utilize the information available to them (whether or not it's a 'perfect information' scenario), they perform concrete calculations based on that information, and they make decisions based on those calculations
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i am fairly sure i do not do all of those things all of the time. Or even most of the time.
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or, let me take this another direction
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Well, since that's not what "rational actor" means in economics terms, once again, back to the textbook for you.
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i am almost certain i have, and do, on occasion (or more often) make purchases which are negative utility. And not necessarily due to information i gained after the fact
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if this is a true fact about me, how could i be a rational actor?
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To be a rational economic actor requires three things: 1. You have desires. 2. You are lazy, i.e., have no desire to do more work than is necessary to achieve said desires. 3. You are capable of selecting means to achieve ends.
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those are typically modeled mathematically. I.E. you look at product A and product B, the price of both, the relative amount that each satisfies you, do some math, and then buy
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To cut that down even more, it is merely to say that you have a utility function .
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tl;dr: everyone wants things, it came free with your sophonce
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It does not say that you need to be consciously computing your utility function, or even that you need to be aware of your utility function, or even that you have to have a localized computational process for your utility function.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:05 AM
mfw I go to the grocery store with a calculator to find the cheapest per calorie breakfast cereal:
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It does not say that you need to be consciously computing your utility function, or even that you need to be aware of your utility function, or even that you have to have a localized computational process for your utility function.
yes to all of those, but arguably if one's utility function is so complicated as to be utterly intractable, it (and anything based on it) stops being a useful abstraction for anything
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:07 AM
anyways even if transactions were necessarily zero sum—value is always subjectively determined. what is worth X to you today is worth Y to me tomorrow.
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the only bound on my utility function that i'm aware of is 'the entire quantum wavefunction of my entire body'. Kinda hard to use that to make economic decisions.
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Buggy
the only bound on my utility function that i'm aware of is 'the entire quantum wavefunction of my entire body'. Kinda hard to use that to make economic decisions.
on the contrary
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because you are a human being, we can make several assumptions
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It also, which everyone quietly forgets when putting together half-baked critiques of economic theory, does not require that your utility function be reasonable to others or constant across time. If you value garden gnomes so much more that all other things that you sell everything that you own and spend the result on your wee men, you are a perfectly rational economic actor .
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KAL_9000
because you are a human being, we can make several assumptions
your utility function likely: -prioritizes your own survival -prioritizes minimizing the energy required of yourself to maintain survival -prioritizes your happiness -prioritizes passing down your genes in no particular order
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:09 AM
so that also kinda invalidates your thesis of "economics is zero sum" because you can make more value by simply taking a cheap thing and moving it to somewhere it is valuable. the old trader's mantra of "buy low, sell high."
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It also, which everyone quietly forgets when putting together half-baked critiques of economic theory, does not require that your utility function be reasonable to others or constant across time. If you value garden gnomes so much more that all other things that you sell everything that you own and spend the result on your wee men, you are a perfectly rational economic actor .
0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:09 AM
muckle-damned cultists
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All it requires is that you not be the very specific kind of batshit crazy that cannot link cause to consequence and thus concludes that highly valuing garden gnomes is best served by selling your house to buy Cheetos and feeding them to seagulls.
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KAL_9000
your utility function likely: -prioritizes your own survival -prioritizes minimizing the energy required of yourself to maintain survival -prioritizes your happiness -prioritizes passing down your genes in no particular order
-prioritizes your own survival Ha! -prioritizes minimizing the energy required of yourself to maintain survival ok yes. -prioritizes your happiness Ha! -prioritizes passing down your genes PPFFFFT
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-prioritizes your own survival Ha! -prioritizes minimizing the energy required of yourself to maintain survival ok yes. -prioritizes your happiness Ha! -prioritizes passing down your genes PPFFFFT
Alright, not to be rude whatsoever, but if you don't place any priority on your survival, why haven't you killed yourself? Surely that would save energy in the long run.
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0111narwhalz
mfw I go to the grocery store with a calculator to find the cheapest per calorie breakfast cereal:
ADHD moment
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Since people who are completely incapable of "to get B, try A" thought are most commonly found post mortem, we can usually handwave those away quite safely.
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0111narwhalz
muckle-damned cultists
Crazy old bastard. Made his legend be remembered forever
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tl;dr it's a term of art, and you're misusing it. Rational economic actor does not mean what you think it means. All it means is "utility maximizer", and everyone, even virtually all crazy people, sub-sophonts, plants, and bacteria, are utility maximizers. (edited)
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KAL_9000
Alright, not to be rude whatsoever, but if you don't place any priority on your survival, why haven't you killed yourself? Surely that would save energy in the long run.
hardcoded survival instinct is a bitch. But don't conflate that as meaning 'all actions taken factor in wellbeing' because humans beings are not best modeled as a single agent, they're a bunch of agents stuck in one bit of meat, and it just turns out there's this one annoying guy who screams really loudly whenever everyone else grabs a knife or something.
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I mean yeah
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Evolution is awful at optimizing
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:13 AM
"hardcoded survival instinct" is literally the thing KAL enumerated
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We are made of MOLDY OCEAN SLUDGE
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FORMED FROM PURE RNG
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Buggy
hardcoded survival instinct is a bitch. But don't conflate that as meaning 'all actions taken factor in wellbeing' because humans beings are not best modeled as a single agent, they're a bunch of agents stuck in one bit of meat, and it just turns out there's this one annoying guy who screams really loudly whenever everyone else grabs a knife or something.
since the individual components of a human mind are not themselves conscious or capable of performing rational deduction, only the whole, this is not a helpful model for understanding human decision-making
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0111narwhalz
"hardcoded survival instinct" is literally the thing KAL enumerated
ehh kinda. I'd say there's a subtl but important difference
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KAL_9000
since the individual components of a human mind are not themselves conscious or capable of performing rational deduction, only the whole, this is not a helpful model for understanding human decision-making
except abstracting away those bits causes problems.
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Buggy
except abstracting away those bits causes problems.
i'm not suggesting we abstract away your various base instincts and brain regions, i'm saying that they're irrelevant to economics
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it's not that i am saying, specifically that it's categorically impossible to model human beings as rational actors and then make sound economic decisions on that basis
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i'm saying that it's computationally intractable
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KAL_9000
i'm not suggesting we abstract away your various base instincts and brain regions, i'm saying that they're irrelevant to economics
because being a rational actor does not depend on what you value or what your goals are
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oh, ok, alright then.
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you can model humans as rational actors, but the utility function has to bloat so much to properly accomodate our weird brains that it stops being a useful simplification
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KAL_9000
oh, ok, alright then.
i'll go tell the economics professor at my college that it's all lies and that they needn't have bothered. (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:17 AM
you don't need to know what the utility function is to understand economics
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The point, however, is that you don't need to compute the utility function to establish that something is a rational actor. All you have to establish is that it has one . (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:17 AM
it suffices to presume that it exists
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but if you want to make effective decisions as someone creating a economic system, you have to have some idea of it
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:18 AM
that there is "some way" each actor evaluates a good or service
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Buggy
but if you want to make effective decisions as someone creating a economic system, you have to have some idea of it
creating a economic system
You don't get to do that , either.
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KAL_9000
Economics is built on assuming rational actors
We do have behavioral economics too.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:19 AM
goods and services will flow from those who value them less, to those who value them more, because that is how transactions happen
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KAL_9000
(which to be fair might explain why they still can't predict stock market crashes after centuries of trying)
If you could predict them you would be able to extract money from them and something something EMH.
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creating a economic system
You don't get to do that , either.
... ok yes, fair enough. The actual mechanisms that modify what we call 'economic systems' are outside of the field of economics entirely
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Economics is a science, not a school of engineering. "Creating an economic system" is the same level of voodoo as "Create my own laws of physics". [Only without space magic, obviously.] (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:20 AM
and given that noone should willingly accept a transaction in which they exchange something they value highly for something they value, uh, lowly, transactions are zero sum at worst and more often positive-sum (because both actors exchange something less valued for something more valued)
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To cut that down even more, it is merely to say that you have a utility function .
We clearly aren't utility maximizers.
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i think there's a definition issue. There are the economics taught in textbooks and college classes, which are simple and sometimes do a decent job of predicting events in reality. Then theres- ok yeah what you said, science vs engineering
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wait no
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gollark
We clearly aren't utility maximizers.
[citation needed]
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i misread what you said
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Allais's paradox.
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there's textbook economics, and then theres 'economics' as in the systems we've built that let nations function. Same word, very different thing
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Establishes that we aren't perfect utility maximizers, which is a not quite the same thing.
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gollark
We clearly aren't utility maximizers.
everyone has a different definition of their own personal utility
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doesn't mean we don't try to find it
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We are not actually usefully modelled as coherently optimizing for any kind of goal.
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Allais's paradox merely establishes that humans are bad at dealing with probability and big numbers, it says nothing about human goals
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the problem with simplifying human behavior to utility functions is that said function, if you want it to be accurate and not just 'occasionally-correct', is that it's going to be obscenely complicated, hard to understand, not useful for actually predicting anything, and quite possibly heavily time-variant on a scale of seconds
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Buggy
there's textbook economics, and then theres 'economics' as in the systems we've built that let nations function. Same word, very different thing
No, there's textbook economics, which is the current best simplified description we have of actual economics, in the same way that textbook physics is the current best simplified description of actual physics.
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KAL_9000
Allais's paradox merely establishes that humans are bad at dealing with probability and big numbers, it says nothing about human goals
note that the classic example assumes that the participant is trying to maximize utility in the form of money anyway
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Buggy
the problem with simplifying human behavior to utility functions is that said function, if you want it to be accurate and not just 'occasionally-correct', is that it's going to be obscenely complicated, hard to understand, not useful for actually predicting anything, and quite possibly heavily time-variant on a scale of seconds
And. Literally. None. Of. That. Matters.
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KAL_9000
Allais's paradox merely establishes that humans are bad at dealing with probability and big numbers, it says nothing about human goals
No, it establishes that our treatment of probability is inconsistent with maximizing expected anything.
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Economics is a science, not a school of engineering. "Creating an economic system" is the same level of voodoo as "Create my own laws of physics". [Only without space magic, obviously.] (edited)
I dunno, its pretty close at times
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gollark
We are not actually usefully modelled as coherently optimizing for any kind of goal.
We can be usefully modelled as coherently optimizing for whatever we happen to want and not want right now.
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If you mean that we're roughly rational within the context of a transaction or search for a particular kind of thing then also no.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:27 AM
say I am willing to sell a dozen eggs for anything more than $3, i.e. I value them at no less than $3. you are willing to buy a dozen eggs for no more than $7, i.e. you value them at no more than $7. thus, if the transaction is set anywhere between $3 and $7, both of us experience a net gain of value.
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i.e. the transaction is inherently positive sum
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gollark
No, it establishes that our treatment of probability is inconsistent with maximizing expected anything.
again, it establishes that humans are imperfect optimizers, as would be expected for a product of 4-odd billion years of random chance not that we don't optimize for anything
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Our goals are usually complex and ever-changing, but it is very easy to predict that people will work towards what they want and away from what they don't want (Whether they will do so optimally or indeed with any degree of competence is, of course, doubtful - but we're not trying to establish that humans are good at maximizing utility, only that they do it.)
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i'm not sure how our utility functions being weird is not relevant to economics. Yes, nominally, it doesn't matter what the utility function of actors in such a system is. In practice, we have people who sit in a chair and attempt to use what they know to make decisions about our 'economic system'. It's all well and good to say that economic systems don't do that, that you can't 'decide' things about them, that it doesn't matter if the actors composing them have utility functions that vary on a smaller timescale than the entire thing is operating at so its barely possible to distinguish them from noise.
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at some point, you're basically just calling a duck a goose.
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If you want a counterexample against what's actually being argued here, show me that hungry people routinely satisfy that particular desire by refusing to eat, or the like.
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again, it establishes that humans are imperfect optimizers, as would be expected for a product of 4-odd billion years of random chance not that we don't optimize for anything
It establishes that we don't, in a strict sense, "have a utility function".
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:30 AM
personally I optimize (or satisfice) for things very deliberately any chance I get, because if I'm not trying to achieve a particular goal I may as well let chance choose for me. which I also do, regularly.
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Our goals are usually complex and ever-changing, but it is very easy to predict that people will work towards what they want and away from what they don't want (Whether they will do so optimally or indeed with any degree of competence is, of course, doubtful - but we're not trying to establish that humans are good at maximizing utility, only that they do it.)
Only in a vacuous sense. People don't align with their own stated or consciously "chosen" goals half the time.
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Only in a vacuous sense. People don't align with their own stated or consciously "chosen" goals half the time.
that just means that people have different goals than what they tell you they have, not that they don't seek out goals
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:31 AM
sometimes I disagree with the choice of chance, for reasons I do not care to examine because the point at which I reach for the RNG is the point at which my preferences are weak enough anyway
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If you want a counterexample against what's actually being argued here, show me that hungry people routinely satisfy that particular desire by refusing to eat, or the like.
i'm not arguing that you cannot, at all, model people as rational actors and actual economic systems as textbook economic systems. I am saying that those things inherently exist for predicting the future, and modeling humans as rational actors is only slightly more accurate at predicting the future than tarot cards.
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Right, so you don't actually mean "people", you mean "the small bit of people that has a narrative thread of consciousness and argues on the internet".
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:32 AM
oh man I hate those people
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@gollark, here -
People don't align with their own stated or consciously "chosen" goals half the time.
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... i mean i'm pretty sure that's factually true
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you wouldn't have to look hard to find lots of examples of that
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i'm trying to figure out the context of that statement though, so i don't know if that's a useful response
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It is true, obviously. But if you restrict "people" to mean "only this small portion of people's minds that they can accurately self-reflect on", you are basically throwing out most of the cognition that goes on inside a people.
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in fairness, when someone is talking about 'rational decision making' they tend to be referring to only that small part
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The rest isn't correct and rational either.
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I think we are modelled better as some sets of situational behaviors than maximizers or optimizers of anything.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:36 AM
probably approximately correct is good enough
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For example, right now, my conscious mind wants to go to bed, but some part of my unconscious mind presumably wants to argue on the internet, and since it wants what it wants more, I am maximizing my overall utility by typing this message.
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You aren't. You just have a number of biases preventing you from doing the correct thing.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:37 AM
heuristics and fuzzy logic are way cheaper than detailed conscious analysis
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For example, right now, my conscious mind wants to go to bed, but some part of my unconscious mind presumably wants to argue on the internet, and since it wants what it wants more, I am maximizing my overall utility by typing this message.
you know, you could say that it's bad form to present a argument that, if we successfully argue against it, causes you to immediately leave the discussion
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0111narwhalz
probably approximately correct is good enough
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i see what you did there
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i see what you did there
0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:38 AM
what? that's what it's called
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Probably Approximately correct
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You aren't. You just have a number of biases preventing you from doing the correct thing.
Those biases are part of me. You're doing exactly what Buggy has been doing, and using "rational actor" in a sense other than the [extremely limited] economic sense.
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:39 AM
most of the time it is mostly right
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You are "maximising utility" in the vacuous sense that you're "doing the things 'you' 'want' to do".
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the utility function doesnt have to be some globally-maximising microtuned thing tho
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its a shitty approximation of what would probably be good
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which is also pretty mismatched for modern humans
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Now, on the other hand, my rational mind is going to win the argument, because it has concluded that the utility of keeping interesting people around combined with the utility of interpreting people's statements is greater, when combined, than what my anger submits as the utility of throwing a giant hissy fit and making motte-and-bailey arguments a bannable offense, since the rest of me doesn't believe you're actually making one of those even if it seems very much like it at this exact moment.
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look, if i wanted to accurately describe the ocean currents to help sailors navigate, but i wanted to do it in poetry, i could probably accomplish it. But at some point when i'm writing the 5,000th stanza of the third volume of books that i'm handing off to them, it's probably best to acknowledge that this is not a practical way to do things.
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You are "maximising utility" in the vacuous sense that you're "doing the things 'you' 'want' to do".
"doing those things that are most likely to get you what you want" is the exact, literal definition of maximizing utility. No, goddamnit. I sleep now before my subconscious maximizes local utility at the expense of my greater time preference.
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Ah. I think we don't actually do that or any good approximation though.
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yes, the mathematical concept of economic systems exists, as does the concept of rational actors as it applies to it. Yes, you can by technicality describe the behavior of people, and real economic systems, using those concepts. In practice, its complicated, it's impractical, it's needlessly difficult, and by typical human metrics which approximate and round and have cutoffs instead of being exact, you can't do it.
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(it's not completely useless, not at all. People do actually accomplish things with a economics degree. But be wary of reading too much into it)
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I am, on the other hand, going to exercise some server privilege before I go and say "take the rest of this to #random, please, canon neither has nor gives any fucks".
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fair enough
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look, if i wanted to accurately describe the ocean currents to help sailors navigate, but i wanted to do it in poetry, i could probably accomplish it. But at some point when i'm writing the 5,000th stanza of the third volume of books that i'm handing off to them, it's probably best to acknowledge that this is not a practical way to do things.
0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:46 AM
and yet, when the winds blow this way, and the currents flow that way, the ship doth move
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We locally do what we want to more or less definitionally, but over longer time horizons fail at taking complicated or locally unpleasant steps. (edited)
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I see.
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If you want a counterexample against what's actually being argued here, show me that hungry people routinely satisfy that particular desire by refusing to eat, or the like.
Morgrim Moon 03/02/2023 2:46 AM
I mean, I feel I should raise my hand here. Except this happens because my meatshell is broken and my signals are misfiring, so I genuinely do not enjoy eating when really hungry and actually must force myself too, because it feels horrible in the short term. I just know it makes me feel ebtter in the mid term
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And here I am, popcorn in hand
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Fascinating read here btw
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Taco Time
And here I am, popcorn in hand
missing out, really
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arguing on the internet is fun
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I don't know these funny words
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Nitpicking military stuff is my hyperfocus, not economics
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i'm certainly not a expert on economics either
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but honestly, i'd argue that i really don't need anything more than life experience as a human being to point out how much that mold cracks when you try to squeeze a human into it
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Mmm
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#random
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Mold
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Or #thecornfield , I can go either way. Just not here.
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Im curious, how large were the initial bits of infrastructure for the transcend?
And to very smoothly get back to the channel topic and expand on this comment, how much prep went into making this? Because you have to get this right the first time or you have a mad god-child on your hands that is supposed to be integral to your nations existence from now on
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How hard is it to make a god competently?
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0111narwhalz 03/02/2023 2:58 AM
very hard, as evidenced by the people who failed at it
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Mostly because of ths mental problems. Im curious as to the hardware initially used
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And okay yes the mental part too because you have to get it right the first time
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You can't casually make test-gods
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Not yet, at least
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You can't really do that in general, because if you make something much smarter than you which isn't aligned to you, it consumes all.
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Imperial commercial policy, 0 to present, summarizing the paraphrase of the summary of the precis:
"Hello, new people! Let's exploit the shit out of each other and make beautiful fortunes together!"
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You can't really do that in general, because if you make something much smarter than you which isn't aligned to you, it consumes all.
Well, it's not like paperclip maximizer is the only possible alignment failure mode. It's just a dramatic one. Plenty of room for digital arhats and the like, not to mention all the fun possibilities of the Friendly AI Critical Failure Table.
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Ah, it is still on-line: http://sl4.org/archive/0310/7163.html
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(I personally like to imagine an AI waking up, watching our corpus of AI fiction, then wallpapering the Internet with a million-word essay on the topic of "Seriously, what the fucking fuck is wrong with you people?" and departing post-haste.
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More likely, alas, is "AI absorbs 4chan values, fucks everything over for the lulz". But, hey, no paperclips! Except ironically.)
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people looking at skynet like we don't pack-bond with roombas
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Being nice to it doesn't imply it'll be nice to us.
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Well yes, but we can hope (edited)
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got the supporter 2 pack for DRG, and gotta say. I think the Empire would approve of the aesthetic
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I could imagine them doing this for their own guns and such (assuming you aren't Sneaky Special Forces)
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0111narwhalz 03/03/2023 4:59 PM
in some places, it would be more sneaky to adorn your open-carry weapon and walk down the street in broad daylight.
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I was assuming a non-civilian environment
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aka battlespace
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Gjallarhorn, baby. Gjallarhorn.
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not a big fan of the white-and-gold style, personally (edited)
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but still good
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0111narwhalz 03/03/2023 10:33 PM
did someone put the recoilless rifle on backwards?
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"hey backblast is actually pretty dangerous innit"
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haha rockets launcher go foom
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...it is amazing how many hostage situations on Starfleet ships could be handled simply be adding the command "Computer, exterminate!" to the basic programming, configured to beam everyone not on the crew manifest into space.
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(Or, I suppose, into the brig. If you're feeling kind.)
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or, if not enough brigspace, into a cleared-if-deemed-necessary-by-computer cargo bay
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or just, why dont federation starships have any internal defenses
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they can do smart enough AI casually to do smart IFF
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holo characters have enough brain to see when they are being fucked with...
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The beaming part might be a problem. Have the transporters been shown to be able to pick out a single person when said single person is very close to another?
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Honestly, I forgot one advantage ST transporters have over my translocation rings. Just beam them up. Beam them down at your leisure.
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The beaming part might be a problem. Have the transporters been shown to be able to pick out a single person when said single person is very close to another?
i think we've seen people being beamed out of other people's arms, so i guess?
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Although, speaking of holo characters: "We are the Emergency Security Holograms. You are absolutely fucked, boyos."
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the prometheus could have had holographic murder bots patrolling its hallways...
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...too slow xD
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ACTIVATE THE EMERGENCY COMMAND HOLOGRAM!
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Charge the Photonic Cannon!
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Holocaust-class starship.
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Final Solution-class Warbit. Because it switches universe from "you are" to "you ain't"
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Final Solution-class Warbit. Because it switches universe from "you are" to "you ain't"
main cannon plays "final countdown" when charging
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Final Solution-class Warbit. Because it switches universe from "you are" to "you ain't"
Warbit?
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Holocaust-class starship.
Bit on the nose imo, but still menacing
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Because it flips bit from something existing from yes to no
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That just sounds like "I can do literally anything" by that point
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Because you're just poking the levers of the universe, meaning physics is probably going be snapped over your knee very quickly
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There was an idea someone had to make ships with an interior containing nothing but hologram projector equipment.
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[Strukturvariabler Energiezellen-Raumer has entered the chat]
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Yeah, I've seen two varietals of that. The Holoheart-class, in which you simply simulate whatever crew members and equipment you need this episode, and the aforementioned Holocaust-class, in which you put holoprojectors on the hull and project whatever absurdly oversized guns you need today despite appearing not to have any under normal circumstances.
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Or combine the two, for the USS Holotofbullshit.
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2023 11:44 AM
do holographic bullets work at starship battle ranges?
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With sufficient projector. Failing that, holographic phasers almost certainly do.
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(Or holographic whatthefuckrion beam generators, in which the whathefuckrions are real even if nothing else is.)
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gigantic holographic tommygun
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against borg ships
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Since this is #general , I should probably mention that since they have the superior technology of reality graphics, there is unquestionably a testbed floating around at the Vector which consists of a very large power plant, a polis, and a bunch of reality graphics equipment strapped together inside a chonky armored sphere that can manifest whatever the ship it needs today. (edited)
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Conclusion: this is really, really cool, but the running costs make it a Weapon of Mass Budget Destruction.
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Morgrim Moon 03/04/2023 11:54 AM
so sadly filed with things like "the cloaking shield that vaporises the ship"
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(Reality graphics, for anyone who doesn't remember this technological branch, can be conveniently summed up as "while holograms are projections that people believe are real, reality graphics are projections that the universe believes are real".)
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so sadly filed with things like "the cloaking shield that vaporises the ship"
Well, in the slightly different category of "things that will become practical once either costs come down or the economy grows the point that we don't care".
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Since this is #general , I should probably mention that since they have the superior technology of reality graphics, there is unquestionably a testbed floating around at the Vector which consists of a very large power plant, a polis, and a bunch of reality graphics equipment strapped together inside a chonky armored sphere that can manifest whatever the ship it needs today. (edited)
a polis?
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A habitat for infomorphs. (Server space only, no meat life support.)
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ah
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all digital
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got it
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Conclusion: this is really, really cool, but the running costs make it a Weapon of Mass Budget Destruction.
just gotta keep working on it a few more centuries
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re: mercy. Maybe Caliéne Sargas Facts meant mercy as in "He killed them instantly, instead of leaving some residual assymetrists to die from exposure and lack of life support"
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Either way, they lost any argument.
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Since this is #general , I should probably mention that since they have the superior technology of reality graphics, there is unquestionably a testbed floating around at the Vector which consists of a very large power plant, a polis, and a bunch of reality graphics equipment strapped together inside a chonky armored sphere that can manifest whatever the ship it needs today. (edited)
I presume you don’t mean an archaic Hellene city-state
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I presume you don’t mean an archaic Hellene city-state
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Inspired by the ongoing global acronym shortage:
"How deadly are these AR rifles?" "Well, what kind of AR interface are you using?" "What?" "Volumetric projectors, wearables, nerve induction circlets, neural laces? 'Cause you can always just take them off, or cutfile the feed, right?" "What?" "It's not like you have to accept the packets if you don't want to." "What?"
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I mean, almost any imperial made gun probably has AR interfacing
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...does this mean hipfiring is the norm, or at least shoulder firing without aiming down the gun's frame?
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Yeah, but it's still not an AR rifle if it physically exists.
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Does this also mean cheesy duel-wielding is actually practical?
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"He's got a girl in every port and a gun in every tentacle!"
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vector control based gunkata when
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flying gun swarm
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Also, yes, obvs. iron sights are just there as an emergency backup. (That the obvious movie-grade coolness of this encourages a bunch of imitators using lesser hardware to behave in ways that prevent them from hitting the broad side of a planet is merely icing on the cake.)
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you also need multi-threaded brains
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Gotta have multiple thought processes for multiple targets
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"He's got a girl in every port and a gun in every tentacle!"
something something tentacle in girl
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I mean, when you've got people with fantasies and suddenly body-mod tech allows said fantasies in reality
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well
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the porn industry is gonna boom when we reach that point
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Hedonism for everyone!
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I mean, when you've got people with fantasies and suddenly body-mod tech allows said fantasies in reality
BizarroLand ♀ 03/04/2023 4:01 PM
i fucking wish
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well we just gotta keep working at it
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Well, you do also need a civilized society, which is more or less where ours falls down.
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hey, we'll stumble into it eventually
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probably
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Taco Time
Im curious, how large were the initial bits of infrastructure for the transcend?
how large were the initial bits of infrastructure for the transcend?
Define "initial". After all, the first iteration of the core algorithm fitted neatly inside a small pearl-sized processor. But at the time of the first flowering, supporting the Transcend required one or more synapse moons around each major world (a synapse moon being approximately 12 miles in diameter, much of which is a fractal froth of exotic matter), each supporting a variety of unity spires - each a 432' building in its own right - and other local interface nodes, so suffice it to say, a lot.
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oh whenever moon brains were mentioned I was thinking of something at least a couple hundred KM across
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whoops
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You want to be able to put synapse moons in places where very large things would be inconvenient, and exotic matter origami provides great compute per volume.
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Think of them as a Redundant Array of Convenient Parabrains.
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does the Empire have planetoid-scale computers?
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just big ol' lumps of computronium
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the kind of thing you'd expect in Orion's Arm
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2023 4:29 PM
432'
suspicious significant figures
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That's the size they chose to make 'em, so that's the size they are.
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The moon-sized computers are mostly concentrated around the central computing facilities of places like Coricál, because moon - rather than moonlet - sized facilities tend to be inconvenient to integrate into places where people already live, in terms of volume and mass both. Synapse moons are as much communications nexuses as processing nexuses, so it's important that they fit nicely into existing habitats. (edited)
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At Coricál, the actual units of the processor shell would be in a similar size range, but in appearance resembling fractal chandeliers of organic crystal rather than clunky moon-brains, partly because that works better for computational entasics and thermal dissipation, and partly because the universe is full of boring gray balls already and some intelligences have a sense of aesthetics, thanks so much.
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...Perhaps reading about a setting where there are tens of thousands of small AI-gods running about has messed with my expectation of scale a bit
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Size isn't everything. - Fractal Space-God
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2023 4:44 PM
ugh researchgate come on
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Size isn't everything. - Fractal Space-God
It isn't everything, but it certainly helps
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2023 4:44 PM
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What am I looking at here?
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0111narwhalz 03/04/2023 4:47 PM
heat sinks
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Honestly, the problem with size, in-setting and culturally speaking, is that anyone can do size. People have been doing size since the measure of national greatness was how many rocks you could afford to pile on your chief dead guy. So leave size for the ILTC. When you can turn a star into something you can wear around your neck to power your personal archangel and the throneworld folded neatly into the ring on your left pinkie, then you have won the design contest on elegance, something not accessible to anyone with enough spare rocks.
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I think by the time you're doing that you don't need stars for power
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(Besides, there are only so many to around. Sharing is caring)
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(On a similar note, this is why the Empire is happy with its few hundred worlds and just picking up the odd particular choice new one here and there. Any bunch of militaristic jackasses - Galactic Empire, Imperium of Man, or Interim Coalition of Governance, say - can go around boasting about their millions or billions or trillions of worlds. Yes, boast some more about the staggering breadth of your mediocre domain. Yawn. It's not about being the biggest. It's about being the best .)
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Note: I am not picking a Doylistic vs. debate here, I am talking about Watsonian cultural attitudes.
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Built tall, not wide?
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Like a good stellaris campaign
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Like it says in the draft of 145 Things Not To Be Done In The Associated Worlds --
People don't really want to know why they won't be assimilated.
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on the subject of how big empires are, what keeps people from just...fucking off to other star systems and doing their own thing? Hell, many eldrae are wealthy enough they could afford their own starships, and waiting a few decades to reach a new system isn't really that long for them. Even without antimatter, fusion torches could comfortably get you going to 5-10% c
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Nothing.
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So given the penchance and encouragement of total freedom (so long as you don't start hurting others) in the Empire, Im surprised this isn't happening very often
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No, seriously, nothing. Official Imperial policy on secession is "Well, fuck off then, and don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out."
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It turns out that in healthy societies, desire to be a weird autarkic loner self-segregated from all the fun things in life that require, y'know, multiple people is a rather unusual kink.
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Less seccession and...hmmm
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how do I phrase this
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I do not words goodly
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Go off and live in the woods doing your own thing while remaining a nominal member of civilized society?
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Yeah basically that
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but, y'know
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a tad more distant in scale
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Happens a lot. Most Oorts have an assortment of those people, because the cost of living's low and no-one will bother you. You don't hear much about those people, because they've essentially sidelined themselves into irrelevance.
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And, as said, it's a weird kink. Interesting things don't happen in Space Nowheresville. A large percentage of those who intended a permanent move - rather than treating it just as a temporary get-away-from-it-all vacation spot - come back after a few years or decades having realized that boredom turns out not to be a whole lot of fun after all.
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Fair enough
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Taco Time
how do I phrase this
0111narwhalz 03/04/2023 6:10 PM
hermitage?
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Out in the system fringes is a popular place for those, and some esoteric monasteries. An excellent place for meditatively listening to the void.
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Taco Time
How hard is it to make a god competently?
Very, very difficult. See https://eldraeverse.com/tag/corical-consensus/ . The whole reason said consensus exists is because computational theogeny is a field that kills almost everyone who tries playing with it at an amateur level.
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Oh yeah that
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I remember reading that
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Taco Time
on the subject of how big empires are, what keeps people from just...fucking off to other star systems and doing their own thing? Hell, many eldrae are wealthy enough they could afford their own starships, and waiting a few decades to reach a new system isn't really that long for them. Even without antimatter, fusion torches could comfortably get you going to 5-10% c
I’m guessing because the economics of gate construction are the opposite of Lancer
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I meant without gates
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the slow way
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besides, only one corpo knows how to make the damn things right now
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In Lancer gates are so expensive compared to nearlight starships that the majority of colonies are established "the slow way". It can take decades for a Union crisis response team to arrive, hence why there's so many opportunities for Player Character-run mech units.
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Im still not sure why mechs are used by PMCs instead of tanks
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are they just cheaper?
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maybe its the versatility? small outfit without much room for exclusive-focus specialisation?
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can do in potentially rougher terrain, already have flexible weapon actuation etc
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Among the reasons that I mentioned Oorts above — If you’re going to squat on a lonesome rock, you might as well squat on a lonesome rock that gets WiFi and package delivery.
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are they just cheaper?
In terms of personnel, yeah, one highly trained lancer in a freshly printed mech can run circles around a tank battalion while shredding them one by one.
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smh
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just make the tanks faster
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its been literal centuries
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if you can make a mech do flips and cartwheels you can make bogey wheels and turrets spin faster
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SpaceAgeGekko 03/05/2023 3:47 PM
I had a question about cornucopias, how do the empire and the other consensual culture powers with cornucopia tech handle the threat of terrorists, foreign or domestic, or lunatics be they naturally insane, brainjacked, basilisked, traumatically injured, etc, making nukes or other weapons of mass destruction?
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They're not replicators, they need the elements used in the end product, nukes require radioactives.
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SpaceAgeGekko 03/05/2023 3:55 PM
But isn’t uranium found everywhere? It might be pretty easy to see someone shoveling metric tons of dirt into their replicator but surely there are more clandestine ways to get radioactives?
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I’m working on a worldbuilding project where I’m running into a similar problem, wondering how you have addressed this issue lol
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On a last note on the former topic, it should be noted that just because you can head off to an empty star system doesn't mean you get a whole star system. The Homestead Act is "you get what you improve", not "you get what you grab", and the Accord on Colonization likewise. This is another minor incentive to pick a more convenient rock. (As is being obliged to defend it entirely yourself.)
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DSD [He/They] 03/05/2023 4:00 PM
Cornucopias still need refined feedstock.
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Well, you can build some fairly impressive weapons without needing to get too exotic. (And, after all, we are talking about places where you can buy a nuclear device - albeit not a nuclear weapon, subtle but important difference - off the shelf at the hardware store.)
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There are two prongs to the Imperial strategy here. Neither of them depends on restricting things, because it is taken as read that if your security policy primarily inconveniences you, it's a bad policy.
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They're not replicators, they need the elements used in the end product, nukes require radioactives.
I believe the empire has moved well beyond needing fissiles in their nuclear warheads (edited)
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The first prong is the one intended to deal with terrorism, et al., which amounts to pointing out that however terrifying the terrorists think they can be, they are a long way from the scariest people in this scenario. The Empire's security services are very, very good at what they do, for which include getting to concentrate on things that are actually mala in se rather than a plethora of miscellaneous bullshit. And while this is the bigger deterrent - the certainty of punishment, not the severity - they also don't screw around on severity, or quaint ideas of "proportional response" or "waiting until people actualize their threats". If you want to play al-Qaeda or ISIS in the Worlds, you need to learn to shut the hell up extremely quickly, because going around threatening to kill the unbelievers and bragging about how much you love death will have Caliéne Sargas overhead demonstrating how to do pest control before your minions can say "But what if our offer is acceptable?"
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It isn't just Imperial policy not to negotiate with terrorists; it's their policy to exterminate terrorists, sponsors of terrorists, hiders of terrorists, political groups which just happen to act as the political wing of terrorists, celebrators of the actions of terrorists, and people who are in the habit of sounding too approving of the actions of terrorists, on the grounds that this sort of thing, like piracy and slavery, puts you into the hostis sophi generis category, ergo kill 'em all, and deliver serious side-eye to anyone who might get in the way.
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tl;dr Very determined people will hunt you down even if you manage to completely hide your involvement with what you did - which rather takes away from the point of the exercise - and then you will die, your cause will die with you, and people for the next ten generations will have the glass-lined smoking-by-day-glowing-by-night crater y'all're buried in to point to when someone suggests not playing nice.
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The second prong handles the lunatics. Specifically, by disallowing lunacy.
16:39
Okay, that's a little glib. But the first half of that is that, like the US, the Empire was founded as an ideological state, but unlike the US, it includes a mechanism to stay as one. Citizen-shareholdership doesn't get handed out to just anyone, even to those born there. As has been said a couple of times, their immigration policy is simultaneously the most liberal possible - anyone can apply and be accepted, so long as they meet the single criterion involved - and also incredibly strict, because that criterion is declaring underneath an alethiometer that yes, you do intend to honor the Contract and the Charter and all their implications. If you can't do that, no citizen-shareholdership for you, and if you fail that test badly enough, here's a ticket, get the hell out. Those who do not respect the sophont rights of others need not apply.
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And the second half is what the Eupraxic Collegium and the Guardians of Our Harmony are for. In the presence of superempowering technologies, you can have a free society of sane people, or you can have a slave society to keep the whackjobs in line. Since the Empire was founded on the principle of being a free society, it squares this circle by having an iatropsychic branch whose purposes is to guarantee the public sanity. You are free to do as you will in the Empire, provided that you are sane. If you are not sane, well, then, you'll be repaired, and then you can do as you will. But you can't be mad.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 4:50 PM
Are there limits to how much they can edit someone to restore their sanity?
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Or edits they won't do because they would legally/practically/morally make that person into a different one?
16:51
(Oh, and - is it limited to "restoring" sanity, or can they sane up someone who was never exactly sane to begin with?)
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(This last, of course, is the hardest part. It requires a high degree of sophotechnology and an exceptionally high-trust society capable of not confusing sanity with goodthinkfulness. Compared to that, everything else mentioned is downright trivial.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 4:52 PM
Yeah, that's a good point. That's high-trust in the extreme - I don't trust myself enough to not confuse sanity and goodthinkfulness in myself.
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Much less to judge it in someone else.
16:53
(OTOH, I'm mad. Even by our standards, here, now, I'm tickling the edge. By Imperial standards I'm positively barking mad.) (edited)
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Before it existed - well, there were problems caused by lunatics with dangerous technologies, yes. On the other hand, they would say, they would far rather have those problems than the problems of a massive Person Control Authority, and would add that while they can apprehend, if not comprehend, the other choice, it is better to live one day of courage than an entire lifetime of cowardice.
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so what keeps said branch of the government from becoming a Person Control Authority? (edited)
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Yeah, that's a good point. That's high-trust in the extreme - I don't trust myself enough to not confuse sanity and goodthinkfulness in myself.
While it is not the whole of the thing, one rule-of-thumb used by the Guardians is that sanity is not a matter of what you think, but of how . One may have an infinite diversity of thoughts, provided one is willing to think them.
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so what keeps said branch of the government from becoming a Person Control Authority? (edited)
Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 4:59 PM
I'd think in no small part that most of its constituents are too sane to want to, would not consent to doing it or having it done to them
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On a last note on the former topic, it should be noted that just because you can head off to an empty star system doesn't mean you get a whole star system. The Homestead Act is "you get what you improve", not "you get what you grab", and the Accord on Colonization likewise. This is another minor incentive to pick a more convenient rock. (As is being obliged to defend it entirely yourself.)
BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2023 4:59 PM
I feel like this would incentivize grabbing the most resource-rich asteroids first
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 4:59 PM
And the rest would run them up the flagpole, with a railgun, if they tried.
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BizarroLand ♀
I feel like this would incentivize grabbing the most resource-rich asteroids first
0111narwhalz 03/05/2023 5:00 PM
well yeah, that's how it works
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Great, great care and extreme self-monitoring. The strictures on sanity the Guardians apply to themselves are incredibly stringent compared to those applied outside, and applied using an organizational structure designed to have no subvertable center.
17:02
Or they were, at least. These days they're run by Meta-God and Its Angels, who are functionally incorruptible.
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ah
17:03
though that sounds like it'd also often get in the way of doing their job, or is this one of the few cases of "The layers and layers of paperwork is worth it" is decided upon?
17:04
pre-god that is
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But the important thing to note about these two halves of the strategy is that they're considered orthogonal. It is the job of the Guardians to answer the "are you a sane and rational thinker" question. It's the other guys who get to answer the "are you the sort of nasty little fascist we don't like 'round here" part. (edited)
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(OTOH, I'm mad. Even by our standards, here, now, I'm tickling the edge. By Imperial standards I'm positively barking mad.) (edited)
Eh, being crazy by our standards here and now may well be a good sign, from their perspective. The human sanity high-water-mark is unlikely to be deemed impressive.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:07 PM
True enough. Though I often enough act against my own best interests due to emotional impulses my rational mind is unable - or nigh-unable - to override, which I suspect is somethign they would want to rectify post-haste. (Certainly I'd repair it if I could.)
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on the subject of mentality, what does the "can't lie to themselves" actually imply?
17:10
is it complete self awareness of their subconcious?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:10 PM
I assume that covers things like motivated reasoning, too
17:11
(Which is "paltering to yourself", I'd think. You might be reasoning based on things that are true, but you're omitting, failing to consider, etc, intentionally.)
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Eh, being crazy by our standards here and now may well be a good sign, from their perspective. The human sanity high-water-mark is unlikely to be deemed impressive.
BizarroLand ♀ 03/05/2023 5:11 PM
I can barely function in human society
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Admittedly a LOT of that is stuff that wouldn't apply over there (actually-effective treatments being present and all) but I'm just kind of slow sometimes
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(While I still have to firm up completely how the Guardians of Our Harmony operate, inspirations include the Mental Health Board of Beta Colony, from the Vorkosigan series, the Zhodani Tavrchedl' from Traveller (but the inside view, as seen in GT: Alien Races 1, where they're shown as public health/social workers not the political thought police), and the Confessors from Three Worlds Collide .)
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ah, vorkosigan
17:17
also known as "Angry midget conquers the stars"
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Taco Time
is it complete self awareness of their subconcious?
Know all, see all. Full autoscience.
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:19 PM
I presume also, that their interventions are basically purely of the "repair your mind-state" kind, and they're explicitly not contraband auditors, law enforcement, etc?
17:19
(Since that tends to create various perverse incentives)
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Yeah. Judicial redactors are a separate outfit.
17:20
Besides, there's no need. Mentally healthy people tend to turn themselves in. 🙂
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do you mean autosentience or is autoscience osmething else
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:20 PM
(Though I also suppose, that in the Empire, they're also careful not to turn the act of taking someone before the Curia because they're suspected of breaking the law into an act that is, per se, punishment, the way cops here often do.)
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Autosentience is self-awareness; everyone had that. Autoscience is self-knowledge, which is harder.
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Yeah. Judicial redactors are a separate outfit.
Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:22 PM
(And... barrage of questions here... Sorry. But you'd mentioned previously that judicial redactors are "not gentle" - what's the difference, here? Do they perform their modifications in a way designed to have a retributive component? Or is it just a case of not sanding down the rough edges, etc, as much?)
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It's a matter of different concerns. The Guardians, or commercial iatropsychists, are concerned with producing a well-integrated, high-functioning personality - the best you you can be.
17:25
Judicial redactors have the much more circumscribed remit of "fix whatever causes this person to crime".
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so does this mean any decision is done with total knowledge and consent?
17:27
no "sudden impulse" stuff
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While they don't deliberately inflict pain, and are usually empathic, compassionate, and kind enough sophs not to deliberately leave someone with a massive self-hatred syndrome, people walking out of O&RE's redaction centers do tend to have a lot of guilt and acute awareness of their former failings, just by the nature of the thing.
17:28
Becoming a better person often hurts, especially when it all comes at once.
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Taco Time
no "sudden impulse" stuff
You can act on sudden impulse, but you can't escape knowing what it is.
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ah
17:29
so its all still an active choice in the end
17:29
fully informed and everything
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And there are, I opine, hard problems with trying to avoid that pain, fix the underlying problem, and avoid breaking the no-longer-the-same-person barrier all at the same time.
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Becoming a better person often hurts, especially when it all comes at once.
Jade Nekotenshi 03/05/2023 5:35 PM
That makes a lot of sense.
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Just to clarify this, since I get people misunderstanding it every time it comes up: this is exactly half of the policy. Having read their Machiavelli-equivalents, the general position of the Ministry of State and Outlands is that it is best to be both loved and feared. Fortunately, the general position of the Empire agrees with this insofar as it is its general policy to be both the best friend and the worst enemy anyone could possibly have. Apart from a certain openness to cultural exchange and trade, it is the case that if you're a friend of the Empire, they'll go the distance for you. Being leaned on in the Conclave? They've got your back. Natural disaster? The sky'll be raining first responders and on-site medical facilities before you can say "Help!" Invaded by an asshole neighbor? You have their sword, their bow, their ax, and their tank battalion, and with no damn quibbling about costs or national interests because that's what friends and allies are supposed to do . (edited)
21:23
That's the other side of the coin to, y'know, striking down with great vengeance and furious anger.
21:23
There's just no point in being ambiguous about these things.
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Are there ever situations where an Imperial might give something to or do something for someone else, with no expectation of reciprocation, specifically to spite/humiliate/offend a third party?
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2023 9:25 PM
yes
21:25
pretty sure there's a nanofic about that
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You always get paid. What you get paid in may vary. (Satisfaction is generally pretty good currency.)
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The job of being in a high place is stressful, but it also presents the best opportunities to sit back and laugh smugly to yourself in a penthouse as your enemies suffer
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(Example: If the Post-Contact Hilarity thread had happened in 1950, imagine Your Friendly Off-World Corporation hiring a whole bunch of black folk for their US branch on the grounds that the combination of (a) competent labor on whom one can save money even while earning loyalty by paying over the top of the market plus (b) making a bunch of people with contemptible views seethe plus (c) delivering a hearty "fuck off" to people presumptuous enough to tell them who they ought to hire all adds up to (d) smug poisoning.)
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Wasn’t there one about “making them (IDK who ‘them’ is) squirm in way that make my (the speaker’s) Qalasir happy(?)’
21:37
I probably botched the spelling too.
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when does the PCH thread happen?
21:37
Wasn't it in the near future?
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Whenever.
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fair
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0111narwhalz 03/05/2023 9:38 PM
it happens at all times and at no time
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Near future is general assumption, but whatever is useful.
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did the eldrae ever use nuclear thermal rockets in space travel?
21:45
Or did they just skip that entirely with their orion drives?
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Tassadar
Wasn’t there one about “making them (IDK who ‘them’ is) squirm in way that make my (the speaker’s) Qalasir happy(?)’
I think that's from the original fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15731508
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Ah yes! That’s it!
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Taco Time
did the eldrae ever use nuclear thermal rockets in space travel?
I think, funnily enough, NTRs came after Orion drives. Or maybe they used NTRs for RCS and fine manoeuvring in addition to Orion
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Orion drives are much easier to build for ground launch.
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Yes, but they're also much less delicate
22:26
Rough ride, and transporting fragile stuff would be a pain
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Which is why they were ultimately replaced by better nuclear drives, as seen in Oddly Specific Impulse .
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I think that's from the original fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/15731508
Huh. Depending on how you number it, that's either fanfic #1 of 2 (if we exclude the author's fanfics), or fanfic #2 of 4 (if we include them int he count).
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That and orion drives are, by nature, flippin huge
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I think, funnily enough, NTRs came after Orion drives. Or maybe they used NTRs for RCS and fine manoeuvring in addition to Orion
I believe they both started showing up in the 70s
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I guess the science and tech pre-reqs for nuclear bomb and nuclear reactor aren't too different
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Nuclear lightbulb my beloved
22:31
And orion drives would be not the most comfortable for most given the acceleration pulses. constant thrust makes for a smooth ride
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BizarroLand ♀
I feel like this would incentivize grabbing the most resource-rich asteroids first
why wouldnt you under any system?
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While they don't deliberately inflict pain, and are usually empathic, compassionate, and kind enough sophs not to deliberately leave someone with a massive self-hatred syndrome, people walking out of O&RE's redaction centers do tend to have a lot of guilt and acute awareness of their former failings, just by the nature of the thing.
john dougan(his grace/his grace) 03/06/2023 1:16 AM
In the font on Discord I keep reading "O&RE" as OGRE.
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God bless steve jackson
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And his actually-reasonable-and-toned-down bolos
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Okay, that's a little glib. But the first half of that is that, like the US, the Empire was founded as an ideological state, but unlike the US, it includes a mechanism to stay as one. Citizen-shareholdership doesn't get handed out to just anyone, even to those born there. As has been said a couple of times, their immigration policy is simultaneously the most liberal possible - anyone can apply and be accepted, so long as they meet the single criterion involved - and also incredibly strict, because that criterion is declaring underneath an alethiometer that yes, you do intend to honor the Contract and the Charter and all their implications. If you can't do that, no citizen-shareholdership for you, and if you fail that test badly enough, here's a ticket, get the hell out. Those who do not respect the sophont rights of others need not apply.
Eh, I think there were too many compromises made when the constitution was written to truly qualify as an “ideological” state
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Eh, I think there were too many compromises made when the constitution was written to truly qualify as an “ideological” state
Already watered down. Try the Declaration.
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I may just have seen the ur-version of my most common argument:
"As a wise man once said, you are trying to solve the wrong problem using the wrong methods based on a wrong model of the world derived from poor thinking and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out."
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festivation: when the booze runs out and everyone goes into dormancy until ambient alcohol levels return to nominal.
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0111narwhalz 03/06/2023 7:57 PM
dorfy
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In today's realizations: the part I would quibble with most in the characterization of the Imperial political economy as "fully automated luxury gay space capitalism" is actually the "fully automated".
11:47
Seeing as that [in the original meme] referred to the Culture setup in which most sophs are basically pets. The Empire prefers a higher degree of participation from its members. (If it wanted to look after vegetables, it'd have become a terraformer.)
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/07/2023 12:15 PM
I think this is also why the Culture and the Empire would drive each other absolutely bugnuts.
12:16
I should read the Culture books, though. I mostly know secondhand summaries, which seem to imply that in the Culture, most sophs, or at least most near-baselines, are essentially slaves, albeit slaves in a seriously gilded cage.
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iirc it's been mentioned that their attitude towards each other would be "whistle, pretend they don't exist, and avoid stepping on eachother's toes" or something along those lines
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given that the culture often sends spies tourists from Special Circumstances to try and convince other civilizations to join, it'd be amusing to see their attempts bounce off the Empire's general zietgiest like a rubber ball against solid steel
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/07/2023 12:23 PM
But I imagine there'd be more'n a few takers from elsewhere in the Worlds, and they'd drive the Vonnies absolutely up a tree.
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the Empire would be absolutely fascinated by non-wormhole FTL though, assuming its pre-frameslip
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there are uh, notable physics issues that would have to be resolved between the two universes
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Morgrim Moon 03/07/2023 12:33 PM
iirc, there's a few issues in the Culture books with "okay what do we do with these curious people who keep finding trouble by accident?" So getting the chance to send their problems to the Empire might go down well. Meanwhile, well, at least the AIs are probably getting along with various Empire and Photonic Network digsapiences?
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Buggy
there are uh, notable physics issues that would have to be resolved between the two universes
say its Just God Things™️
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Jade Nekotenshi
I should read the Culture books, though. I mostly know secondhand summaries, which seem to imply that in the Culture, most sophs, or at least most near-baselines, are essentially slaves, albeit slaves in a seriously gilded cage.
iirc the culture doesn't actually use their sophs to do work so they're not slaves
12:47
it's like a rogue servitor situation in stellaris
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What is the difference between a man and a slave?
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/07/2023 12:49 PM
I'm thinking "slave" not in the sense of "uncompensated laborer" and more in the sense of "sharply constrained in action and choice"
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true i see (edited)
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it's... arguable
12:55
a thing you have to keep in mind is the subjectiveness of it. If you're defining a slave as 'a certain constraint in action and choice', then you could argue that everyone alive is a slave because they can't reshape solar systems at their whim
12:56
people living in the Culture, from what i remember, have a lot more choice and less constraints than someone living on current-day Earth
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Jade Nekotenshi 03/07/2023 12:56 PM
Fair, but what constraints they have are imposed by external coercion, not by physical or practical limits, yes?
12:57
Thou Shalt Not rules imposed to keep the idiots from fouling things up for themselves?
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But on the gripping hand, rules are not necessarily coercion.
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A thing everyone must keep in mind while here is the distinction between jírileth and ulqóras .
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(i suppose you could also consider 'existing near a superplanner which has already figured out how you fit into it's seventeen quadrillion piece game of Go it's using to reshape the universe' as a form of constraint, because that is definitely the case in the Culture)
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But the problem with the Culture, even if we assume that everyone is tremendously satisfied for reasons other than shameless manipulation to feel that way, is that it's an entire culture shaped into Last Men brought to their fullest awful flower.
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elaborate
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i think this is a universe physics incompatibility issue
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Culturniks can be trusted with infinite freedom because almost none of them want to do anything of any significance whatsoever, with the exception of a tiny, insignificant minority of weird misfits who end up as SC agents slash book protagonists.
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the Culture doesn't have a 'free will' quite in the sense of the Eldraeverse. It is noted at one point that near-baselines manage to surprise the big brains every now and again, but they're otherwise implied to be predictable. In the Eldraeverse, a superintelligence can't just play billion-piece chess with a entire civilization to make everyone happy at the cost of greatly confusing philosophers about whether free will is being impinged or not. It's physically impossible
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but in the Culture, that is exactly what happens
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it depends on whether individual sophont choices are washed out in statistical noise or are chaotic in nature, where small deviations cause massive changes in output
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I guess
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elaborate
In the Nietzchean sense, per Also Sprach Zarathustra . The ultimate passive nihilists, too apathetic to dream, strive, or take risks, and thus content with merely earning their living and keeping warm. Of course, in the Culture, you don't even have to earn a living.
After having unsuccessfully attempted to get the populace to accept the Übermensch as the goal of society, Zarathustra confronts them with a goal so disgusting that he assumes that it will revolt them – a culture which seeks only passive comfort and routine, avoiding everything that could potentially bring risk, pain, or disappointment.
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The sin of the Culture isn't that it tries to make everyone happy; the Transcend does that . Its sin is that it does that by manipulating its members - except for that tiny minority too vagarious to comply - into an apathetic mush of pleasure-seekers one short step above hedonium. (Only with less dignity, because hedonium couldn't have been anything else.)
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Well the Empire is also a bunch of hedonists
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Its just that they're much more active hedonists
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Professional hedonists, one may say
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I'll go further: it is, in fact, anti-eudaemonic. Insofar as the good life calls for the exercise of vital powers, in accordance with excellence, in a life according them scope, it offers precisely no vital powers, no scope, and no particular excellence.
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No, it's a civilization of eudaimonists .
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how do you quantify excellence?
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See Aristotle.
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Overmind
No, it's a civilization of eudaimonists .
how does this differ from hedonism?
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Meaning. Achievement. Excellence. Ooh, growth, there's a good one. (Anentropia!) (edited)
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the fundamental problem with this is that i don't see a difference between pursuing "excellence" and pursuing "base hedonism", because both of you are pursuing what makes you happy, you just are made happy in different ways
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Overmind
Meaning. Achievement. Excellence. Ooh, growth, there's a good one. (Anentropia!) (edited)
There is no meaning in the universe beyond what we assign it. Building a Dyson sphere or something similarly excellent is only more meaningful than base hedonism because you decided it was, and someone else could decide differently without being any more right or wrong than you.
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Hedonism isn't the pursuit of happiness. It's the pursuit of pleasure .
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What, exactly, is the difference between happiness and pleasure?
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KAL_9000
There is no meaning in the universe beyond what we assign it. Building a Dyson sphere or something similarly excellent is only more meaningful than base hedonism because you decided it was, and someone else could decide differently without being any more right or wrong than you.
And if you're a nihilist, that's what you would think. Of course, since nihilists are basically worse than Hitler, as per the wisdom of Sobchak, they don't listen to them much. (edited)
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KAL_9000
What, exactly, is the difference between happiness and pleasure?
Satisfaction, or comfort, or pride, or whatever you associate with happiness, is still just a pleasurable stimulus, it's still just neurotransmitters flicking on just so. It's just not the same as the stimulus you get from typical hedonic indulgences like gorging yourself or having sex 24/7.
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Get thee to a wireheadry, go.
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Get thee to a wireheadry, go.
I agree that that's a bad decision, but my feelings are based on an arbitrary assigning of meaning (that I assume you share).
13:22
The point is we can't prove that it's inherently more meaningful to do something than to permanently wire your head up to a dopamine dispenser
13:23
We have decided that it's more meaningful as an axiom, basically, and you can't say that someone who has a different set of axioms is wrong.
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i maintain that anyone against nihilism, or more specifically against the idea that any meaning is created (by you) and subjective, is welcome to point out the Big Book of The Meaning Of Life printed on the fabric of the universe
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this
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please show your proof of the meaning of existence
13:24
this is just religion at this point
13:24
and while religion is fine and good to have if you like it, let's not pretend it's scientific.
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That's a straw man. Cease it.
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KAL_9000
and while religion is fine and good to have if you like it, let's not pretend it's scientific.
And for heavens' sake, stop preaching about heretics and apostates- sorry, I mean hedonists and anti-eudaemonists, who follow a different set of axioms and are therefore inferior.
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(Insofar as no-one ever claimed it was scientific.)
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Overmind
That's a straw man. Cease it.
You're the one saying that universal meaning is an objective thing, and are criticizing a civilization with a different set of meaning as objectively worse. (edited)
13:28
If you're making a claim about the fundamental nature of reality, you need to back it up with hard evidence. That is, the claim that your meaning is objective, and not merely your set of axioms that others may disagree with.
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Gentlesophs, as you may have gathered from basically everything I have ever written, I do not adhere to metaphysical nihilism. I am none of pleased by, fascinated by, interested in, or fuck-giving about metaphysical nihilism. And if you want to enthuse about metaphysical nihilism, boy howdy, are you in the wrong place. May I suggest as gently as possible that you find a different one?
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[ I suggest this, incidentally, as gently as possible because I am currently off my meds for a complex of annoying fiscal and legal reasons, and as such I cannot guarantee that my desire for calm and reasonable argument will not be overcome by a rather more primal dislike for fucking nihilists , who are a strong third contender along with communists and nazis for people my personal universe would be better off without. And the resulting prompt rage excursion is unlikely to go well for anyone. Thank you for your cooperation. ]
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I should read the Culture books, though. I mostly know secondhand summaries, which seem to imply that in the Culture, most sophs, or at least most near-baselines, are essentially slaves, albeit slaves in a seriously gilded cage.
i'd call it pets not slaves.
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 1:34 PM
nihilism is Not Awesome wireheading is also Not Awesome sophs going around and overcoming adversity is Awesome
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Overmind
[ I suggest this, incidentally, as gently as possible because I am currently off my meds for a complex of annoying fiscal and legal reasons, and as such I cannot guarantee that my desire for calm and reasonable argument will not be overcome by a rather more primal dislike for fucking nihilists , who are a strong third contender along with communists and nazis for people my personal universe would be better off without. And the resulting prompt rage excursion is unlikely to go well for anyone. Thank you for your cooperation. ]
...is absurdism, aka "I agree with nihilists except for the fact that I still want to do cool shit" okay?
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nihilism is Not Awesome wireheading is also Not Awesome sophs going around and overcoming adversity is Awesome
i would agree, but that's just based on a set of axioms i can't prove i'm not saying don't write anti-nihilistic fiction or anything, i'm saying don't pretend your sense of Awesome is based on anything objective as overmind seems to
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Taco Time
...is absurdism, aka "I agree with nihilists except for the fact that I still want to do cool shit" okay?
Absurdism is based
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 1:35 PM
more awesome is more better. thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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[ Also, learn some fucking metaphysics outside empiricism for basic bitches before you start, for fuck's sake, because I have neither time nor inclination to recapitulate the last 6,000 years of human philosophical tradition for you. ]
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DSD [He/They] 03/07/2023 1:35 PM
In a nutshell, doing things good.
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...putting this channel on slowdown before I say something I regret.
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(Regret more.)
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Overmind
[ Also, learn some fucking metaphysics outside empiricism for basic bitches before you start, for fuck's sake, because I have neither time nor inclination to recapitulate the last 6,000 years of human philosophical tradition for you. ]
the last 6,000 years of human philosophical thought that have... consistently failed to prove anything except that which we observe is real?
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Fuck. Slowmode can't stop me. That plan didn't work out.
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How about we all just step back for a moment then? (oh shoot 15 minute delays are possible with slowmode? I didn't even know it went that long) (edited)
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 1:38 PM
slowmode goes up as high as six hours
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Really?
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Thats hilarious to me
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But yes, seriously. ELSEWHERE. As in NOT ON THIS SERVER. Because I am starting to see some repeated topics as deliberate attempts to annoy me, and I have the fucking erase existence button RIGHT HERE.
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 1:39 PM
I cannot imagine a situation where you would prefer to set a six hour slowmode compared to muting users or disabling write access entirely
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Well then
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imagine harder
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Meta-cornfield. Make 'em beg slowly.
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0111narwhalz
I cannot imagine a situation where you would prefer to set a six hour slowmode compared to muting users or disabling write access entirely
there could be stuff like 'art showcase' channels or something, where you want to let individual users showcase things but highly constraint the rate
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[ I suggest this, incidentally, as gently as possible because I am currently off my meds for a complex of annoying fiscal and legal reasons, and as such I cannot guarantee that my desire for calm and reasonable argument will not be overcome by a rather more primal dislike for fucking nihilists , who are a strong third contender along with communists and nazis for people my personal universe would be better off without. And the resulting prompt rage excursion is unlikely to go well for anyone. Thank you for your cooperation. ]
BluejayHurricane 03/07/2023 1:40 PM
Oh, I feel that. The first thing that gets really bad when I go off my meds are all the skills that help me get back on my meds. It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so sad.
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I know that feeling
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I have an absolute wombo-combo of ADHD, depression, and anxiety
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lots of meds
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...whats with having mental problems and loving hard-ish scifi?
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I swear
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its uncanny
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okay just, like all i'm asking is don't call something objective if you can't prove it
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"Man gets told to drop subject multiple times, still doesn't drop subject: More at 11"
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galaxybrain
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i think it's a disagreement about the worth of metaphysics? Overmind considers it... how to put it, foundational? While KAL doesn't
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don't mind me
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so then Overmind points at metaphysics as proof of meaning, but KAL says that's not valid
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munchin on my popcorn
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watching this unfold
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but then, trying to 'prove' metaphysics from first principles would be a ludicrously difficult task
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so this is a very hard disagreement to resolve
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as Overmind said, 6000 years of philosophy, etc
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munches louder
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The problem is that people who don't think there are metaphysics actually do have a metaphysics. It's just that it's basic bitch scientism, and while I might be willing to engage with adherents to sophisticated scientism if I am in a particularly good mood, I have no interest at all in engaging with anyone whose version of it appears to amount to "only material objects are real". (edited)
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oof
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the accidently early enter press
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Overmind
The problem is that people who don't think there are metaphysics actually do have a metaphysics. It's just that it's basic bitch scientism, and while I might be willing to engage with adherents to sophisticated scientism if I am in a particularly good mood, I have no interest at all in engaging with anyone whose version of it appears to amount to "only material objects are real". (edited)
i mean, in fairness it's not like i want that metaphysics. I'd love to be a p-zombie
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but we're all born with limitations i guess
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i think it's a disagreement about the worth of metaphysics? Overmind considers it... how to put it, foundational? While KAL doesn't
More broadly, metaphysics is a useful tool for engaging in questions of morality, philosophy, and so on, but as it cannot be proven we have to take our metaphysical postulates as axioms, and no one's axioms are more valid than anyone else's.
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Overmind
The problem is that people who don't think there are metaphysics actually do have a metaphysics. It's just that it's basic bitch scientism, and while I might be willing to engage with adherents to sophisticated scientism if I am in a particularly good mood, I have no interest at all in engaging with anyone whose version of it appears to amount to "only material objects are real". (edited)
No, I agree that I do have a metaphysics, it's just that I don't think we can say metaphysics is objective. (edited)
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Anyway. Since I can't mute myself, and since my neurotransmitters aren't up to exercising some executive function at this time, I repeat my request to TAKE IT OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MUTE FUCKING EVERYONE, m'kay?
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BluejayHurricane 03/07/2023 1:50 PM
Don’t do it, KAL
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KAL_9000
More broadly, metaphysics is a useful tool for engaging in questions of morality, philosophy, and so on, but as it cannot be proven we have to take our metaphysical postulates as axioms, and no one's axioms are more valid than anyone else's.
Because taking your own axioms as objective leads to silly situations like someone who lives on a flat plane declaring that the geometry of a sphere is objectively wrong and vice versa
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sips drink obnoxiously loud
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Overmind
Anyway. Since I can't mute myself, and since my neurotransmitters aren't up to exercising some executive function at this time, I repeat my request to TAKE IT OUT OF HERE BEFORE I MUTE FUCKING EVERYONE, m'kay?
aight
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i've said my piece i'm shutting up now
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on an entirely different subject
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I just realized
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Im not sure what the kaeth actually look like
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I've just sort of been imagining them as big bipedal komodo dragon-esque dudes
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something-and-something edition uhhh... dragonborn?
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i think
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2023 8:33 PM
I was idly wondering about some stuff
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well go on
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what thoughts?
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About what stuff?
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 8:41 PM
too busy idling
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smh
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Taco Time
well go on
BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2023 9:31 PM
what might a legionary company (like, under 30 troops) look like for shirtsleeve environments? what is their drone complement?
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a company is much larger than 30 people
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BizarroLand ♀ 03/07/2023 9:32 PM
shieet
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as for shirtsleeves, pretty sure its just the normal gear and the 4-6 drones each legionnaire gets
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well, for the light infantry
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Heavy infantry get the havoc, aka the nuclear gorilla suit
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 9:35 PM
30-ish is… platoon, right?
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well it uh
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varies
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you have wiggle room
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hell, there's an org post for the legions
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So, in the past, we discussed the arms and equipment of the Imperial Legions, but we never went into their organization in any particular depth, something this post intends to correct. Now, if you …
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@BizarroLand ♀
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0111narwhalz 03/07/2023 9:38 PM
the "triarchy" seems like where bizarro is thinking
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but given that they have nanotech cleaning
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well
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you don't need to take the armor off except for maintenance
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hygiene is effectively indefinite, assuming the legionaries tolerate it
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or if they're digisapiences, in which case they're just entirely robotic
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hmm
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digisapience tanks
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Bolos.
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NOTICES
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or OGREs for non-sentient versions
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